HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!
Sparky Sparkeroni: [babbling]
Hitch Trailblazer: [panting, grunting]
Zipp Storm: Who wants chocolate egg— Oh!
Sparky Sparkeroni: [babbling]
Sparky was babbling and running around like a wild child which was really cute
Hitch Trailblazer: [panting, grunting]
THUD!
Hitch Trailblazer was trying to catch him.
Zipp came in and she had a basket full of chocolate easter eggs..
Zipp Storm: Who wants chocolate egg— Oh!
Sparky Sparkeroni: Yay!
Sparky jumped her
[smack!]
Sparky Sparkeroni: [chomping noisily, sighs, burps]
He sure loves chocolate doesn't he?
Hitch was under a pile of papers
Hitch Trailblazer: Sorry, Zipp. He gets excited at the holidays. And all the other days. Come on. Nap time.
Zipp was getting him ready for a nap.
Sparky Sparkeroni: [giggling]
Zipp Storm: Whoa. A lot of case files piling up here, Hitch.
[birds chirping]
2 birds came out from under the pile of papers.
Hitch Trailblazer: Ugh, I know. I want to get back to work, but I'm so exhausted. How am I meant to look after a baby dragon and be sheriff at the same time?
Sparky Sparkeroni: [blows fire, farts]
So adorable.
Zipp Storm: Just take baby steps. Or dragon baby steps. [chuckles] You know, start with something small.
Hitch Trailblazer: Like what?
Zipp Storm: [reading] "Chocolate emergency, Zephyr Heights. Help, please." Ah, that could work. Hitch! I need your help, buddy! And we better call in the team for this one too. [gasps] Oof!
Sparky jumped her.
[thud]
At the estate we were having breakfast and finishing up. Zipp then sent us a text.
BEEP.
Nico: Huh?
Nico answered it.
Nico: Oh looks like we got a perfect Easter themed rescue. Lets head to Zephyr heights everyone. Rescue Team Lets move out!
With that Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Private HIVE, Knighty Knight, The Talons, Turkey Skarr, Sunroid Solar and Nowhere King as well as Emerald Sustrai, Flashwing, Dew Gayl, Spy Rise, Chuck and Bomb headed out to Zephyr Heights.
We arrived and saw a huge and crazy sight.
Dazzle Feather: Ooh. Just hours before the start of the Royal Eggstravaganza, Eggmund Bunny has gone missing.
Skye Silver: Tradition dictates that his army of egg-hiding bunnies can't stop hiding eggs until Eggmund himself declares the hunt open.
We saw bunnies hiding Chocolate Easter Eggs everywhere by the truckload!
[bunnies squeaking]
Me: Geez! Look at all the bunnies hiding eggs!
Laney: (Eating one) Mmm! But these are delicious eggs!
Xenia: (Eating one) They sure are.
Nico: (Eating one) They are some of the best ones ever.
Dazzle Feather: As you can see, Zephyr Heights is literally bursting with eggs.
Dazzle Feather and Skye Silver: Aah!
EASTER EGGS FLEW OUT ALL OVER FROM A MAILBOX!
[splat!]
Chocolate splattered all over the camera.
Me: Boy literally bursting!
Camie: (Eating an egg) But these are some of the most delicious chocolate eggs ever.
Eli: Boy I'll say!
Private HIVE: (Eating one) They sure are delicious.
Emerald Sustrai: (Eating one) Yummy.
Me: This rescue is perfect for Easter.
Nico: Emerald, I want to thank you, Private HIVE, and your teams for coming
Emerald Sustrai: No problem Nico. This is so awesome and amazing.
Xenia: It sure is.
Flashwing: I'm really looking forward to this one too.
Twilight Sparkle: We sure are.
Hitch Trailblazer: This is starting small?
Fluttershy: Oh look at the bunnies hiding Easter Eggs. They are so cute.
Me: They sure are.
Qin: Aww so awesome.
Nico: Flashwing, what do you like to do in your free time?
Flashwing: I help decorate the Crystal Empire with crystal to make it sparkle and shine. I am a crystal dragon after all.
Applejack: Well fancy that. That is perfect for y'all.
Nico: It sure is.
Sunset Shimmer: I agree there. That is so awesome.
Queen Haven: Zipp! Hitch! Everyone! Thank hoofness you're here! This is getting out of control!
Me: Happy Easter to you Queen Haven.
Queen Haven: Same to you J.D. But Eggmund has never missed a Royal Eggstravaganza! Never!
Me: From the looks of things I can tell he is running late for something.
Zipp Storm: Well, with Sheriff Hitch and all of us helping me with the case, I'm sure we'll find him in no time.
Nico: I agree there.
Queen Haven: Oh, I hope so. I've never seen Cloudpuff this nervous.
Cloudpuff: [whines, barks]
Fluttershy: Oh it's okay Cloudpuff.
She picked him and petted him and comforted him.
Me: Just tell us where to look and we'll find him.
Zoom Zephyrwing: Your Majesty! Eggmund Bunny's been spotted down at the supermarket buying carrots!
Me: Carrots huh? Okay then.
Zipp Storm: Hmmmm... [clears throat]
Hitch Trailblazer: [sighs] All right. Let's find us a bunny.
Me: Lets do it!
We went to the store surveillance system
Store Manager: This is from this morning. 9:00 A.M.
We saw an anthropomorphic white rabbit buying a massive truckload of carrots!
Zipp Storm: There he is!
Me: Geez! That's a lot of carrots!
Nico: He may be a bunny but I don't think all those carrots are for himself.
Eli: Wait look at his face. He looks really tired.
Me: He sure does.
Nico: I think it's very nice that you help out in the Crystal Empire
Flashwing: I agree there. I'm glad I can bring a sparkle to it for everyone there. I'm even going to bring some sparkle to Ponyville and parts of the city to spruce it all up as well.
Qin: That's awesome Flashwing.
We saw him leave the store but in doing so he was leaving a trail of carrots.
Zipp Storm: Pause! Zoom in!
It zoomed into the trail.
Hitch Trailblazer: Look. All we gotta do is follow that trail of carrots. Come on, Zipp!
Me: He'll lead us right to him.
Rarity: This will be interesting darlings.
Qin: It sure will.
Nico: Lets go!
We went and followed the trail
[Hitch Trailblazer]
Sometimes we get lost in the new (in the new)
And we forget what we love to do (what we love to do)
[Zipp Storm]
You gotta reignite the spark in you (Hitch: In you)
Yeah, come on, pony, let me walk you through
First step, you gotta find your rhythm
Make your way back to the life you're livin'
Second step, have fun with it
It'll come naturally
[Hitch and Zipp]
Don't lose your groove
Keep your attitude
Now we're all just livin' it up
We're here, we're just havin' fun
Don't lose your groove
It's what makes you you (Hitch: It's what makes you you)
You'll always find your way back
So, pony, have fun with that
Like, uh, uh-huh-huh-huh
[Zipp Storm]
Find your groove, get back to it, back to it
[Hitch and Zipp]
Uh, uh-huh-huh-huh
[Zipp Storm]
Find your groove, get back to it now
Nico: If she does, then you've earned it.
Me: Absolutely.
Camie: (LAUGHS) Yeah!
Misty Tredwell: That is for sure.
Me: We'll try to keep it at a low volume. Don't want the house to be overflowing with blood like with Lincoln and Kurumu.
Lincoln: (Blushes in embarrassment) How embarrassing on that.
Nicole: No worries Lincoln.
[Hitch Trailblazer]
Sometimes we get lost in the new (in the new)
And we forget what we love to do (what we love to do)
[Zipp Storm]
You gotta reignite the spark in you (Hitch: In you)
Yeah, come on, pony, let me walk you through
First step, you gotta find your rhythm
Make your way back to the life you're livin'
Second step, have fun with it
It'll come naturally
[Hitch and Zipp]
Don't lose your groove
Keep your attitude
Now we're all just livin' it up
We're here, we're just havin' fun
Don't lose your groove
It's what makes you you (Hitch: It's what makes you you)
You'll always find your way back
So, pony, have fun with that
Like, uh, uh-huh-huh-huh
[Zipp Storm]
Find your groove, get back to it, back to it
[Hitch and Zipp]
Uh, uh-huh-huh-huh
[Zipp Storm]
Find your groove, get back to it now
We followed the trail of carrots through the forest and down a river and to a canyon and Sparky turned a huge log into a bunch of apples. Then we got to a canyon and Zipp and me used Earth Pony magic and formed a vine bridge and we crossed it and then we got to a house.
Zipp Storm: Huh?
Me: That must be Eggmund Bunny's house.
Hitch Trailblazer: Ah!
Lincoln: Reminds me of Warren Loud and his sisters house.
Me: Though smaller.
Zipp Storm and Hitch Trailblazer: Hmm...
Me: Lets go see.
Private HIVE: Soldiers, today may be be a holiday. But I AM next for the usual battles. Just letting you know
Me: Looking forward to it soldier.
Nico: Yep.
Emerald Sustrai: This is gonna be fun.
We went to the door and knocked on it.
[knock on door]
[door opens]
Answering it was Eggmund Bunny.
Hitch Trailblazer: There you are— Whoa! Now, that is a lot of bunnies!
Me: WHOA!
Lincoln: And I thought Me and MY Family was chaotic!
Laney: No kidding there!
Eggmund Bunny: Can I help you?
Me: Sorry to disturb you Eggmund.
Zipp Storm: Um, hello? Aren't you forgetting something? You're supposed to be opening the Eggstravaganza.
Eggmund Bunny: Nope. I can't do it. No way.
Hitch Trailblazer: But Zephyr Heights is about to explode with chocolate! And you, sir, have a job to do.
Eggmund Bunny: Sorry, but... I'm too exhausted! Do you know how hard it is looking after sixteen baby bunnies all on your own?!
Lincoln: Believe it or not Eggmund yes we do.
Eggmund Bunny: You do Lincoln?
Lincoln: I sure do. My mom and dad and me have had to live with lots of kids.
Me: And for 7 years since I moved to Michigan in the time I have known Lincoln and his family it was all summed up in one word: CHAOS.
Laney: Yeah when you live in a huge family like ours it's really exhausting.
Hitch Trailblazer: Actually, I kinda do. Look, I know it's hard. Believe me. I've gone through ten fire extinguishers in the past week. But you don't have to do it alone.
Nico: We can help you.
Zipp Storm: Hitch and Nico are right. We could, um... [strained] look after the bunnies for you.
Pipp Petals: Oh they are all so adorable.
Misty Brightdawn: They sure are.
Eggmund Bunny: Really? You'd do that?
Me: Team Loud Phoenix Storm NEVER abandons ANYONE in need.
Hitch Trailblazer: Of course. Parents gotta stick together.
Misty Tredwell: That is for sure.
Carly Atlas: That is right.
Zipp Storm: So what do you say?
He was so touched by our offer
[bunny squeaks]
Eggmund Bunny: Oh, all right! You all grab the stroller! I'll get the ceremonial scissors!
Me: You got it!
Zipp Storm and Hitch Trailblazer: Yes!
They high hoof!
[bunnies squeaking]
We got the stroller and it was a big one.
Me: Easter Egg shape. Perfect for today.
Back in Zephyr Heighs everything was ready and Sparky was making funny faces at the bunnies to keep them happy and Fluttershy was helping too.
[discordant trumpet fanfare]
Eggmund Bunny: I hereby declare the Royal Eggstravaganza... open!
He cut the ribbon.
[bunnies squeaking]
The bunnies stopped.
[rumbling]
Me: Boy we'll have to get EVERYONE here for a massive easter egg hunt.
Eggmund Bunny: Thanks, ponies. I couldn't have done this without your help. And it felt good to be Eggmund Bunny again.
Me: You're welcome Eggmund.
Nico: This was awesome.
Emerald Sustrai: Still wouldn't hurt to grab a few early.
Nico: No it wouldn't.
Pinkie Pie: I even brought my basket for this!
Izzy Moonbow: Me too! This is gonna be fun!
Me: (Whispers to Nico) Look on the bright side though Nico at least it's not the TTG Version of the Easter Bunny.
Nico: (Whispers to me) Why is that?
Me: He actually literally lays chocolate eggs and people are grossed out by it.
Nico: Why? It's chocolate.
Me: Well uhh.
I whispered in his ear and told him that it makes everyone think his eggs are from taking a dump.
Nico: Oh I see what you mean. Ew. But at least these eggs are better than that.
Eli: Yeah that's true.
We went and gathered some eggs and man there was a LOT OF THEM! The stores had the most of them.
Nico: Boy the bunnies were really busy!
Maria: The mascots can get eggs later.
Me: They are having a huge easter egg hunt in the park later today.
Qin: Everyone will love that.
Carly Atlas: They sure will.
Fluttershy: They will love that.
Nico: Coco is helping with that.
Lola: Yep.
Nico: Coco's speech is fine the way it is.
Me: Yes it is.
Qin: I agree.
Emerald Sustrai: But at least we saved Zephyr Heights from a huge Chocolate Easter Egg catastrophe.
Nico: We sure did.
Me: And it's perfect for Easter.
Camie: It sure is.
Fluttershy: I think it's so adorable and amazing.
Rainbow Dash: I do love chocolate too.
Nico: Eli, please sense for Swartz's creations.
Eli: I'm way ahead of you mister.
He sensed for them.
Eli: Found them. Another Knighty Knight and Another Private HIVE.
Me: Whoa!
Flashwing: This will be interesting to see.
Qin: Yes it will.
Lola: Yep.
Nico: Another Knighty Knight is first.
Flashwing: You know I will face that one.
Qin: Yep.
Nico: Yeah.
Nico: There she is!
We saw a dark version of Knighty Knight! It was ANOTHER KNIGHTY KNIGHT!
Qin: Whoa! Another Knighty Knight!
Xenia: This one has a medieval style flair to it.
Camie: It sure does.
Flashwing: Why do I sense some of my kind in her?
Another Knighty Knight: (In a girls voice) (British Accent) That's because I was gene-slammed with you Flashwing.
Me: (GASP) That voice. Charlotte Victoria Windsor!
She reverted back and was a girl with purple hair and purple and blue clothes and had the symbol for the Earth Skylanders on her skirt and in the middle of her forehead and she had the most amazing crystal angel wings ever.
Charlotte Victoria Windsor: Good to see you again J.D. and happy easter to you.
Me: Same to you.
Nico: Awesome to meet one of our friends from England.
Qin: That is true.
Flashwing: You know her?
Me: I sure do. Charlotte is a friend that came to my school on a Foreign Exchange program and she is an amazing jewelry maker. She made some of the most amazing jewelry in the world.
I pulled out a pamphlet and it showed her family's jewelry shop.
Me: She makes the most amazing jewelry ever.
Nico: (WHISTLES) Those are magnificent.
Rarity: They most certainly are darlings.
Me: Yep. They sure are.
Charlotte Victoria Windsor: Yes they are and I mine for my own gems and jewels for them too.
Me: She and her family have an amazing mine that is located just outside of London on the border with Suffolk.
Nico: Wow! That is really amazing.
Camie: Boy no kidding. That is cool.
Flashwing: I think those jewels outshine the rest.
Qin: They sure do.
Nico: Yep.
Charlotte Victoria Windsor: And this is fitting too because I am also a gene-slammer for Flashwing.
Xenia: Wow!
Nico: You would get along great with Minami Qintinilla. She is a Flashwing Gene-slammer too.
Charlotte Victoria Windsor: That is coincidental.
Flashwing: I'm facing you.
Charlotte Victoria Windsor: Flashwing to Flashwing.
Nico: Very fitting.
Girl Jordan: But first lets get you separated from the Another Knighty Knight.
Leeli: This will be a really cool one.
Charlotte Victoria Windsor: Cool.
Me: Also is the Another Private HIVE friendly or hostile?
Charlotte Victoria Windsor: Friendly and she is a massively amazing soldier for the military.
Qin: Whoa! This will be interesting.
Nico: Yep.
Girl Jordan: Yep. Lets go Leeli.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
Charlotte glowed and then Another Knighty Knight was separated from her and she was freed from him!
Qin: WHOA!
Charlotte Victoria Windsor: (GASP) That was the monster I turned into!?
Xenia: Yep.
Flashwing: This guy is mine. Blinded By The Light!
Nico: Go get em!
Another Knighty Knight: I shall smite thee into gristle!
Flashwing: Bring it on!
She fired waves of crystal shards and formed a powerful Crystal Lighthouse and it blasted Another Knighty Knight and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
He was dead! I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Crystal Dragon Princess and The Knights of The Dark Carnival.
Me: Whoa! Perfect title.
Qin: It sure is.
Nico: That was awesome.
Flashwing: Outshining the Rest.
Twilight Sparkle: That was awesome!
Qin: It sure was!
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was well done!
Nico: We're not done yet.
Me: Nope. We still have Another Private HIVE to do.
Camie: Yep.
Qin: This one will be interesting.
Zocks: But we're ready.
Chloe: Oh guys Marinette said that she has an awesome secret to reveal about Lila when she has the chance.
Me: I have a feeling it will be awesome and humiliating for that bitch.
Qin: It sure will.
Nico: That bitch is gone from our lives. What she'll tell us won't matter.
Me: I know Nico but it's always funny to hear more degrading and humiliating secrets about her.
Nico: (LAUGHS) That is too true.
Charlotte Victoria Windsor: I heard so much about what she did. She was pure evil incarnate!
Qin: That is a total understatement.
Chloe: Yeah no kidding. But all of France and all of the world is now forever free of her.
Rarity: My sister killed her physically.
Me: We know Rarity. But it was awesome.
Charlotte Victoria Windsor: That is for sure and I heard all about that. I'm glad Lila got what she deserved.
Qin: Same here.
Nico: I have hated that bitch ever since minute one when I first met Marinette and friends.
Me: Me too! Especially after how she shot Sabine Cheng and Chloe's dad! (GROWLS)
I clenched my fist tight and blood poured out through my knuckles and dripped onto the ground.
Me: If we weren't poisoned by all those Dark Orbs we wouldn't have let all those negative emotions get the better of us!
Nico: At least we weren't Akumatized.
Me: True. But I still blame myself for what happened back then. I should have killed her back then.
Qin: Yeah!
Me: But our code wouldn't allow it.
Camie: Yeah!
Lola: I never even got to see what my Princess Pink form looked like.
Me: That would be an awesome addition to the M.O.E. Lets see.
I pulled out a sketchpad and drew Lola as a girl that was a princess dressed in all shades of pink and she had a sword with a malevolent looking blade covered in pink fire and had pink hair and had scary angel wings made of pure pink fire.
Me: There. What do you think?
I showed her the picture.
Lola: That is awesome J.D.!
Nico: Cool!
Aylene C.: That's very well drawn.
Me: Thanks.
Nico: What would her powers be?
Me: Fire powers but they would be enhanced 1,000-fold.
Qin: WHOA! That would be intense.
Nico: Thank God we never fought that one!
Me: No shit there.
We heard a motorcycle.
Nico: Wait. You guys hear that?
Me: Sounds like a motorcycle.
Qin: Look!
We saw a dark figure coming and it was a dark version of Private HIVE! It was ANOTHER PRIVATE HIVE!
Me: Whoa! Another Private HIVE!
She pulled up to us and got off the bike.
Me: Identify yourself soldier!
Another Private HIVE: (In a girls voice) Patton! Sergeant Georgina! United States Space Force!
She reverted back and was a girl with blond hair and was dressed in a Space Force Uniform!
She saluted.
Me: At ease soldier. Awesome to see you again Georgina.
SGT. Georgina: You too J.D.
Nico: Wait are you related to…
SGT. Georgina: That's right. General George Patton was my great grandfather.
Me: He was a great general during World War II.
Nico: Wow!
Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Soldier, did Swartz promise you anything?
Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!
Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.
Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!
Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.
SGT. Georgina: Just to be as good a general as my great grandfather.
Me: You already are that good and your Great Grandfather would be very proud of you.
Qin: That's right. He sure would have.
Me: Your great grandfather was easily one of the greatest generals of the United States Army and he would be very proud with how far you came.
SGT. Georgina: That is true and I knew Swartz lied to me! I will have him court-martialed for this!
Me: Well you're too late for that. We killed him and gave him the Black Gates.
Qin: Yeah we destroyed him and Nico and May mutilated him and made him eat his heart.
Nico: It's true.
SGT. Georgina: Good. I'm glad. Well done Nico.
Nico: Thank you soldier.
SGT. Georgina: Permission to start the battle with me?
Me: Granted soldier.
She turned into Another Private HIVE!
Kaito and Zocks: Zenkaiju gear!
They donned their Zenkaiju armor!
Qin: Awesome!
Nico: (gets out Private HIVE's Ridewatch) Hope you put that shield to Good use.
Me: If Turtlelini can block a Kamehameha blast at 1% of my power then that can too.
Nico activated it and fired a wave of energy and Another Private HIVE blocked the blast with her shield and the blast exploded and knocked her down!
Me: WHOA! That was a powerful defense there!
Eli: Yeah
Nico: (gets out Knighty Knight's Ridewatch) Have at thee!
Me: Have at thee!
Nico activated it and got a sword and he and Another Private HIVE clashed and he jumped back and blasted her down.
Me: WOOHOO! YEAH!
Flashwing: My turn!
Flashwing activated her ridewatch for Knighty Knight and fired waves of swords and blasted her down with them.
May: (gets out Talons' Ridewatch) Not to be confused with Teresa's Bang Baby name.
May activated it and fired waves of blades of energy and blasted her down!
Nico: YEAH!
Qin: So awesome!
May: (gets out Turkey Skarr's Ridewatch) Turkey, anyone?
She activated it and fired waves of turkeys and blasted her all over.
Qin: That should be used on Thanksgiving.
Nico: I agree there.
Maria: (gets out Sunroid Solar's Ridewatch) The power of the sun in the palm of my hands!
She activated it and formed a miniature sun in her hands.
Qin: WHOA!
Me: That is amazing!
Maria: Yep.
She fired it and smashed Another Private HIVE down.
Maria: (gets out Nowhere King's Ridewatch) No, this one isn't from Nowhere.
Maria activated it and fired waves of darkness and smashed her down!
Nico: Oh yeah!
Xenia: That was awesome!
Deker, Black Night of Merlin, Razoul, Airazor & Divebomb, Batarax and the Wolfblade Conglomerate then came.
Nico: Nice team, Deker!
Deker: Thanks Nico.
Wolfblades: Been a while since we fought. How has Elizabeth O'Carroll been doing?
Me: Really awesome. She is really training super hard.
Nico: Yep.
Qin: Awesome.
Then something hopped onto Qin's back.
Qin: Huh? What the?
Nico: Looks like you have a friend with you.
Qin saw that a Lilligant was on her back.
Qin: Hey a Lilligant!
Nico: Awesome.
Maria: Can we help you?
Lilligant: (In a girls voice) Just happy to see Qin again.
Qin: Honey Hydrangea! Wow!
Nico: Cool!
Me: Wow! Also I love Hydrangea flowers. They are so beautiful.
Nico: Yep.
Honey reverted back and she was a girl with periwinkle blue hair and had blue clothes and yellow angel wings.
Honey Hydrangea: I got this guys.
She fired a wave of flowers and blasted Another Private HIVE down and I caught the ridewatch and purified it.
I brought SGT. Georgina over.
Nico: That was awesome.
Nicole: It sure was.
Nico: Another Ridewatch down.
Qin: That is for sure.
Honey Hydrangea: But that was awesome. Oh Happy Easter guys.
Nico: Same to you Honey.
Flashwing: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Honey Hydrangea: When me and Nico made the most beautiful flower ever. We call it the Vegeta Pride Beauty. It's a rainbow and black Hydrangea flower.
Me: Ooh that is awesome!
Nico: It was an amazing way to pay homage to my home planet.
Xenia: That is so amazing!
Camie: I'll say!
Nicole: You'll have to show us what it looks like in our greenhouse.
Honey Hydrangea: I would like that.
Nico and Honey hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Honey Hydrangea: Me too Nico. Me too.
We went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Sally, EENE Sarah, X-Squad Mozenrath, Bubbles, and Stella are heading to Tanzania, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the six girls and Ets is going to rescue the one girl here, but we got word that Bryan Greyson, Alan Cameron, Colin Mason, Justin Nolan, Eric Archer, Corey Hudson, Kyle Carter, Marc Landon, Nelson Everett, Riley Cooper, Morgan Wesley, and Gary Reeve, The Blood Dragons, had been busted out of jail by the remaining members of The Legion of The Lincoln Haters and they're hell-bent on revenge on Lincoln for getting them sent to prison last year. Well, we're not letting those Blood Dragon thugs get away with this, 'cause Lincoln's going to kill The Blood Dragons and this'll also send a very nasty message to those remaining monster bitches: they cross Lincoln again, he's going to do much worse to them.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Tanzania, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the six girls and Ets is going to rescue the one girl here, but we just got word that Bryan Greyson, Alan Cameron, Colin Mason, Justin Nolan, Eric Archer, Corey Hudson, Kyle Carter, Marc Landon, Nelson Everett, Riley Cooper, Morgan Wesley, and Gary Reeve, The Blood Dragons, had been busted out of jail by the remaining members of The Legion of The Lincoln Haters and they're hell-bent on revenge on me for getting them sent to prison last year.
We gasped in horror.
Qin: What?! The Blood Dragons have been busted out of prison by The Legion of The Lincoln Haters?!
Nicholette Torrington: Oh, this has Brianna Greyson written all over it, that monster bitch is so going to get it when Mylah Palmer comes after us next!
Serena Logan: You got that right, and we're not letting those Blood Dragon thugs get away with this, 'cause Lincoln's going to kill The Blood Dragons and this'll also send a very nasty message to those remaining monster bitches: they cross Lincoln again, he's going to do much worse to them.
Lincoln: You got that right, Serena, and I want to thank you and your team for joining us, Taylor.
Taylor: No problem, Lincoln. Besides, we get another chance to pummel those Blood Dragon assholes.
Me: Yeah, we can't have Timon, Pumbaa, Simba, and the rest of The Lion Guard have all the fun.
Timon: That's for sure, those Blood Dragon mooks are so dead.
Suddenly, we saw Elemental HERO Bladedge appear before us, and with it are the six girls Lincoln is to rescue and the one girl that Ets is to rescue.
Nico: Whoa, that's Elemental HERO Bladedge, cool!
Jaden: And another of my Elemental HEROS.
Elemental HERO Bladedge: (Girl's voice) Looks like we got here just in time, and I got the girls away from Bryan Greyson and his thugs.
Lincoln: (Gasps) That voice, Brenda Ashford, I knew that was you.
?: TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM!
We then saw our targets, Bryan Greyson, Alan Cameron, Colin Mason, Justin Nolan, Eric Archer, Corey Hudson, Kyle Carter, Marc Landon, Nelson Everett, Riley Cooper, Morgan Wesley, and Gary Reeve, The Blood Dragons, still dressed in prison jumpsuits, but they were beyond pissed off big time.
Sylvester: Sore losers.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: Sheesh, even after we threw them in prison a year ago, they're still that pissed off at us, well, if that's how they want to go out.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Star Blood-Stained Demonic Darkness Justice and Divine Star Bloodstained Demonic Dark Demon Hound Compassion, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, search Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal search Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental search Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Archangel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Heavenly Lightstorm Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Archangel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Justice, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Magical Elemental Fairy Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Fairy Wolf Justice and Divine Elemental Fairy Magic Mysticon Wolf Hope and he had his Lupus' Celestial Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice and Eye of Lupus orb ready, Taylor's team, The Lion Guard, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nico, Nicole, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after The Blood Dragons and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Then, Lincoln fired black and blood red energy blasts which hit The Blood Dragons, and he sucked out and absorbed their blood and life-force and when Lincoln was done, The Blood Dragons were left as desiccated corpses and Lincoln sent their souls to The Black Gates. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: That's the last time we ever have to deal with The Blood Dragons again. (To Brenda Ashford) And it's so good to see you again, Brenda Ashford.
Brenda Ashford reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long brown hair, green eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has a really strong and powerful muscular physique and ample breasts, tanned skin, she has massive and beautiful green angel wings, she's dressed in a sleeveless green tank top, green shorts, green knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with earth, plants, leaves, and earth angels on the coattails and on the back is Elemental HERO Bladedge, and holstered on her back is a massive Elemental HERO Bladedge-themed greatsword with embedded green gems and Elemental HERO Bladedge etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged green blade, large brown phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces embedded on both sides of the hilt with green gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large white angel heads and large green gem on the bottom of the large white angel heads for the pommel.
Brenda Ashford: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Brenda Ashford and he hugged her, and Brenda Ashford is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and they also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Brenda Ashford: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old 7'9" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot in height, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Nico: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and he's become truly immortal.
Me: And Lincoln, you know this sexy hot mama?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., this is Brenda Ashford, Gene-Slammer of Elemental HERO Bladedge, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan, she's a very powerful and also a very physically strong athlete who was born with superhuman strength, and she's also a skilled wilderness survival expert. Plus, she's also a seductive and one sexy hot mama who's flirted and made out with me more than once, and she loves me with all her heart and she knows to share me among the other members of my harem and fellow Guardian Angels.
Luna: We almost busted out laughing seeing our bro's face being smooshed by her chest as she was hugging him.
Lori: And she was also kissing him all over the place and he had a love struck look on his face.
Earth: Like how we always make out with him.
Monica Anniston: Exactly, Earth. Brenda Ashford's also a member of The Elemental HEROS of Earth, but, unlike with The Elemental HEROS of Fire who had to deal with parents who built their business empires through the theft of intellectual property and got into criminal activity and evil siblings who are thieves and heartless thugs, The Elemental HEROS of Water who had to deal with lying conniving workers who tried to extort them and ruin their names and reputations, along with Sergio, the mastermind behind some of the early extortion plots, and the heartless evil abusive greedy parents and heartless gold-digging evil ex-little sisters, and The Elemental HEROS of Darkness who've had to deal with Lori, she and the other Elemental HEROS of Earth have had numerous clashes and dealings with Lynn, who has more than once tried to kill them and Lincoln many times over when she goes on her massive rage-fueled rampages.
Brenda Ashford: But, we always saw her coming when we see her running on all fours, beating her chest like a gorilla and roaring like an animal, and the worst part was letting out those really loud belches, and catching the stench of her sweaty armpits and smelly feet.
Me: Yeah, the smell of her sweaty pits tends to make us sick.
Selena Arcangela: But, Brenda and the other Elemental HEROS of Earth along with Lincoln had more than once beaten Lynn into the ground, tied that animal up, and dragged her smelly butt home where she eventually got into massive trouble with her parents.
Nico: Dang, and is she really that strong, Lincoln?!
Lincoln summons a 900,000,000,000,000,000-lb barbell, and Brenda Ashford lifted it with one hand and we saw just how strong she really is, and my jaw and Nico's hit the floor.
Qin: (Whistles) Damn, and I thought many of our friends were that strong, but whoa!
Brenda Ashford: And you're going to hear how Linky and I took that animal, Lynn, down when she was on another rampage again. (To Lincoln) Oh, Lincoln, there's something I also want to give you.
Lincoln: Let me guess, you want to give me your blood, right, Brenda?
Brenda Ashford: How'd you guess what I was about to ask?
Lincoln's harem and Guardian Angels showed the bite marks that Lincoln left as he marked them.
Brenda Ashford: I knew it, you marked them and fed on their blood, along with acquiring their powers as well, I knew that was coming since you'd done that more than once when he got brutally injured by Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan more than once.
Lincoln went up to Brenda Ashford, and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Brenda Ashford: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Brenda Ashford's neck with green gems on the gold lightning bolts and green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Brenda Ashford: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Brenda Ashford.
Brenda Ashford had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around them, and he leans down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the six girls Lincoln was to rescue and the one girl Ets was to rescue, and when Lincoln saw who they were, he immediately recognized them. The six girls Lincoln was to rescue are Yurine Haruyama, Kaeno Asagiri, Mei Amamiya, Tsubaki Nagumo, Chizuru Yukishiro, and Karen Ranjou from Beat Refle, and the girl Ets was to rescue is Any Malu from The Any Malu Show.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Yurine Haruyama, Kaeno Asagiri, Mei Amamiya, Tsubaki Nagumo, Chizuru Yukishiro, and Karen Ranjou from Beat Refle.
Ets: And Any Malu from The Any Malu Show.
Then, Any Malu ran up to Ets and hugged and kissed him all over.
Nicole: I hate to find out if those Blood Dragons tried to cut their heads off and spill their blood.
Lincoln: Brenda got to them before they could do that. And are you girls okay?
Yurine Haruyama: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Yurine Haruyama and the other five girls saw who it was that saved them from The Blood Dragons, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'9" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscrossing straps and large circular chest plate with phoenix on it, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, search Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracelet and other bracelets merged with them, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers, he has ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense blue aura around him.
Yurine Haruyama: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Lincoln made five clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Yurine Haruyama: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Yurine Haruyama, Kaeno Asagiri, Mei Amamiya, Tsubaki Nagumo, Chizuru Yukishiro, and Karen Ranjou with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team were shocked to find out the villains we went after were The Blood Dragons, who busted out of prison, thanks to help from The Legion of The Lincoln Haters, and they still wanted revenge on us.
But, when Lincoln showed what happened such as our beatdown of those thugs, and Lincoln finishing them off by firing those black and blood red energy blasts that sucked out their blood and life-force and he banished them to The Black Gates forever, everyone cheered and ran up to us and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed Lincoln all over. Lincoln and Brenda Ashford have a lot of catching up to do now that she's back in town.
Maria: Oh man, I can't believe those monster bitches were the ones who broke their dads out of jail! Now, they are worse than dead.
Lincoln: They sure are.
Suddenly, we heard the super enraged screams of The Legion of The Lincoln Haters echoing in the air.
Nico: And those screams definitely proved it big time.
Me: They just made things much worse for themselves after that little stunt.
After destroying The Blood Dragons and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Brenda Ashford saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Brenda Ashford: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 17-year-old, 7'9" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out for many years. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Brenda, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Brenda Ashford: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Brenda Ashford: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone.
Nico: Yep. So, Brenda, what's the story on how you and Lincoln took down Lynn whenever she goes on her massive rage-fueled rampages?
Brenda Ashford: That's something I'll never forget, and I got a video to show the story.
Brenda Ashford pulled up the video as it played on the big screen. There we see Brenda Ashford and Lincoln working out in their gym and Lincoln was 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, even doing yoga to clear his mind and the rest of The Guardian Angels were with him, and Brenda Ashford was doing the same routine as Lincoln. Suddenly, they heard a loud thunderous belch in the air.
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
Past Selene Emperyous: What the heck was that?!
Then, they caught the stench of sweaty armpits and smelly feet, and there was only one person who could make that loud thunderous belch and have the stench of sweaty armpits and smelly feet.
Past Laney Emperyous: Oh no.
Past Brenda Ashford: It's Lynn, she's here, I can smell her sweaty armpits and smelly feet from a mile away. Ugh, she smells like a week old gym bag!
Past Lincoln: Everyone, get ready!
Lincoln and his Guardian Angels stood ready, and then, the doors burst open, and there stood Lynn with red eyes and her mouth was foaming. Then, Lynn roared and she charged at Lincoln and Brenda Ashford, but Brenda Ashford punched Lynn hard in the face and sent her flying out of the gym, and they all followed. Lynn got up and she roared and beat her chest like a gorilla.
Past Lincoln: Come on, Brenda, let's get her!
Lincoln and Brenda Ashford went after Lynn, and they proceed to beat her into the ground and they showed her no mercy whatsoever. Then, Lincoln knocked Lynn out with a knockout punch, and then, he tied her up in red energy ropes so she couldn't escape, and Stella Addison ran up to Lincoln and they kissed, as the video ends and we cheered.
Maria: Damn, Lynn, you always wanted to start trouble with your bro, but you should've known you were in for a brutal beatdown.
Lincoln: Lynn's Dark Side made her completely hard-headed, she may be strong, but Brenda and I were stronger, and we knew how to wrangle her in.
Brenda Ashford: And I was shocked to find out it was Principal Huggins' Dark Side that did this and turned Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan into outright monsters.
Lincoln: He's recovered greatly, but, we also found out the one person that's responsible for turning Principal Huggins into the very jerk who wanted me dead was Chase Young.
Stella Addison: WHAT?!
Anna Anyanova: It's true, Brenda, Chase Young was the one responsible for turning Principal Huggins into the killjoy jerk we hated and who also gave him that Dark Side Creation Serum that turned Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan into the outright monsters we pulverized, he was the true source of all of Lincoln's pain and suffering, along with what he did to Sebastian. We separated Chase Young from his dark side, and we made him pay for 1,500 years of evil and we sent him to The Black Gates.
Stella Addison: Good, he was scum!
Suddenly, Sebastian's glyph on the floor started glowing.
Nico: Hey, the glyph's glowing, did it pick up who turned Tommy and his team into kids?
Sebastian Mendez: It did, and it wasn't Rita Repulsa since her dark magic couldn't reach out from her prison in The Warp, no, this dark magic was from Gabriel Hargreaves of The Church of Necrom.
The Dark World Goth Girls gasped.
Lincoln: But, we destroyed all of the members of The Church of Necrom last year.
Nicholette Torrington: Not all of them died at our hands, Lincoln. We'd wanted Griselda Huffington to destroy Gabriel Hargreaves when they showed up, but we heard from the spirits of The Netherworld that because Gabriel failed to get revenge for what you did to Necrom, Damian Alaister killed him in a fit of demonic insanity.
Jackie Wren: Has he now come back from the dead to get revenge?
Sebastian Mendez: If he has, then, we know who we're going after on Lincoln's rescue tomorrow.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Dokuga Millions, Amy Gelande, Ran Igarashi, and Rafflesian are heading to Emerald Coast.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'9", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Dokuga Millions, Amy Gelande, Ran Igarashi, and Rafflesian were dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Dokuga Millions, Amy Gelande, Ran Igarashi, and Rafflesian fell in with Lincoln, and he also fell in love with them as well, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln killed them all and sucked out their blood, which made Flip go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at him and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of that mutant, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that Mylah Palmer has sent some thugs to kill them.
Dokuga Millions: Whoa, so our first date's here in Emerald Coast, nice.
Lincoln: I knew that you, Amy Gelande, Ran Igarashi, and Rafflesian would love it, Dokuga, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Dokuga Millions, Amy Gelande, Ran Igarashi, and Rafflesian dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, then they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Dokuga Millions, Amy Gelande, Ran Igarashi, and Rafflesian got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, but then, they saw Mylah Palmer's hired thugs coming after them and Lincoln fired blasts of blood red energy which hit them and he sucked out all their blood and energy and killed them and sent them to The Black Gates forever.
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Dokuga Millions, Amy Gelande, Ran Igarashi, and Rafflesian, and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Dokuga Millions, Amy Gelande, Ran Igarashi, and Rafflesian placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, then they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive muscular body, and eight-pack abs.
Lily the Mermaid: (Snickers) Looks like someone's enjoyed their beach date at Emerald Coast, eh, Linky?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!
Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Dokuga Millions, Amy Gelande, Ran Igarashi, and Rafflesian with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Dokuga Millions, Amy Gelande, Ran Igarashi, and Rafflesian are now in your harem.
Jenna: Flip has got some nerve trying to kill them, that cheapskate's just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: Even after all this time, Flip's still the same mutant cheapskate he's always been.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with Mylah Palmer's hired thugs, but I killed them all, and this is going to piss her off in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Mylah Palmer scream with extreme hatred and rage.
Maria: Yeah, up yours, bitch!
Nico: Serves her right, but she'll get hers later on today.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was Mylah Palmer of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, and she's heading here to kill Lincoln and get revenge. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, it's Mylah Palmer of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, and she's heading here to kill me and get revenge.
Selene Arcangela: Should've known Brianna Greyson would send her next. But, if we know that bitch all too well, she'll also be bringing Michaela Maddison, Melania Narcissa, Harper Reagen, Frejya Jordan, Flora Marley, Emberlynn Harlow, Charlotte Kensington, Arleth Presley, Angelique Sawyer, Isabella Morgana, Natalie Everett, Morgana Wesley, Melanie Landon, Megan Cooper, Kylie Carter, Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson with her.
Nicholette Torrington: Just like what happened when The Chernabog Sisters came after us last year.
Lincoln: That won't be a problem, I'll trap them in a force field.
Renee: While you and I deal with Mylah Palmer and put an end to her for good, Lincoln.
Lincoln: But, we also got to watch it though, Mylah Palmer will no doubt have her machine guns with her, along with the others.
Nico: Good thinking, if they broke out of jail, they're bound to have gotten access to high-powered machine guns they stole from the cops or got themselves from contacts outside. Alright, gang, even though today's Easter, let's go hunt down that monster bitch and destroy her, and send all the other monster bitches running for their lives.
Lincoln: You said it, Nico. But, now that we killed their dads, their attempts for revenge are going to quadruple, but we're ready for them.
Selene Arcangela: You better start praying for mercy, you remorseless bitch.
Selene Emperyous: Because, we will show you and the others none for everything you've done in the past.
Renee: No way are we forgiving you for any of your actions, Mylah Palmer, you better be ready to pay the price for your foul misdeeds.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and we flew off to the park to hunt down Mylah Palmer.
We arrived at the park to hunt down our next target: Mylah Palmer of The Legion of the Lincoln Haters.
Simba: Okay, we've made it to the park. Now, it's not long before Mylah Palmer shows up.
Timon: Yeah, the only thing that can alert us is that shrill voice of hers and screaming bloody revenge at Lincoln.
Nico: Along with that big fat mouth of hers.
?: LINCOLN LOUD, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU FOR GETTING US EXPELLED FIVE YEARS AGO, YOU WHITE-HAIRED FREAK!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large search pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eight coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the ten large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln: Oh great, I knew there's no mistaking that foul mouth from anywhere, you just don't know when to call it quits, do you, Mylah Palmer.
We saw a girl with black hair, red eyes, and dressed in a black coat, white blouse, black pants, and black knee-high boots heading our way on a motorcycle, it was Mylah Palmer of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, but we also saw Michaela Maddison, Melania Narcissa, Harper Reagen, Frejya Jordan, Flora Marley, Emberlynn Harlow, Charlotte Kensington, Arleth Presley, Angelique Sawyer, Isabella Morgana, Natalie Everett, Morgana Wesley, Melanie Landon, Megan Cooper, Kylie Carter, Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson heading here as well.
Selene Arcangela: Oh great, the bitch's also got Michaela Maddison, Melania Narcissa, Harper Reagen, Frejya Jordan, Flora Marley, Emberlynn Harlow, Charlotte Kensington, Arleth Presley, Angelique Sawyer, Isabella Morgana, Natalie Everett, Morgana Wesley, Melanie Landon, Megan Cooper, Kylie Carter, Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson with her.
Lincoln: If they think I'm going to take that lying down, they've got another thing coming.
Lincoln fired magnetic blasts at the motorcycles and destroyed them and that sent the Legion of The Lincoln Haters flying off the destroyed motorcycles, and when they got back up and saw Lincoln, they were now absolutely pissed off.
Mylah Palmer: You ruined everything, Lincoln Loud! We had every last loser cowering in fear before us, but you...! YOU JUST HAD TO PLAY THE HERO AND RUIN OUR REIGN!
Brianna Grayson: And what you fucking did in killing our dads today..., THAT WAS THE LAST STRAW THAT BROKE OUR FUCKING BACKS! KILL THEM ALL! LEAVE NONE OF THEM ALIVE!
But, before Michaela Maddison, Melania Narcissa, Harper Reagen, Frejya Jordan, Flora Marley, Emberlynn Harlow, Charlotte Kensington, Arleth Presley, Angelique Sawyer, Isabella Morgana, Natalie Everett, Morgana Wesley, Melanie Landon, Megan Cooper, Kylie Carter, Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson could get after us, Lincoln trapped them in a rainbow energy field.
Alana Cameron: WHAT THE FUCK?! HE TRAPPED US INSIDE THIS AGAIN! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, LINCOLN!
Lincoln: Cry me a river!
Maria: You tell her, Lincoln! (Flips Middle Finger) And up yours, bitch!
Qin: They're just as, if not even worse, than Audrey Madison, and she was a heartless, sick, twisted, good-for-nothing, murderous slut!
Me: And they're still as stupid and murderous as ever.
Renee: But, this'll send a clear message that we're not letting them get away with any of their plans for revenge.
Suddenly, Renee's eyes turned crimson red and she was surrounded by a crimson red energy aura with red flames, spades, hearts, diamonds, clubs, and phoenixes, and as she approached Mylah Palmer, she left crimson red energy, red flames, spades, hearts, diamonds, clubs, and phoenixes with every step.
Renee: I can't believe that you'd break out one day to get revenge on Lincoln for something that was entirely your fault, Mylah Palmer, and the same goes with the rest of the monster bitches inside the energy field. You think that now that you and the rest of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters have broken free you can just waltz in here and try and kill Lincoln, we're not standing for it. You've already put the final nail in your coffin, and now, it's time for you to die.
Suddenly, Renee was surrounded by a massive vortex of crimson red energy with red flames, spades, hearts, diamonds, and clubs surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes flying around the vortex and in the vortex is a brown phoenix with red eyes glaring at Mylah Palmer: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Renee emerged, but she was changed forever.
Renee grew to 7'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her long dark brown hair, she has neon crimson red eyes and a crimson red energy aura with red fire, stars, spades, aces, hearts, diamonds, clubs, and phoenixes surrounding her, she has a phoenix with the spade of Ace Savvy emblazoned on her forehead with Third Eye with red iris, she has on phoenix earrings with red gems for eyes and the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has a phoenix with red gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in the claws on the bottom of her red phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with crimson red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Renee has on a sleeveless red tank top with the spade of Ace Savvy on it, red skirt, black stockings, red boots, she has on large gold metal bands with red gems on her biceps and thighs, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with red flames, hearts, spades, aces, hearts, diamonds, clubs, stars, and phoenixes on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix surrounded by red fire, spades, aces, hearts, diamonds, clubs, and stars. Suddenly, Renee felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive dark brown angel wings with red tips on the feathers grew and sprouted out from her back, and she now has eleven massive and long dark brown wolf tails with red tips and red markings, Renee has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Renee's newly forged greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of crimson red energy, red fire, spades, aces, hearts, diamonds, clubs, stars, and phoenixes, and when it emerged, it transformed into Renee's Crimson Red Firestorm Ace Savvy Greatsword of Crimson Red Firestorm Ace Savvy Phoenix Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded crimson red gems and blue etchings and Ace Savvy's spade etched on the 7'3" massive, wide, double-edged crimson red blade, large crimson red phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with crimson red gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large crimson red phoenix heads with blue gems in their mouths and a large crimson red phoenix head with a blue gem in its mouth below the large crimson red phoenix heads for the pommel. Renee has on her new Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with crimson red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left bracer, her new Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with red gems for eyes and a large blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji below the phoenix that said, "Renee, True Fan of Ace Savvy, Comic Book Reader, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of Mylah Palmer of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, and Master of Crimson Red Fire, Hearts, Diamonds, Spades, Clubs, and Phoenixes"
レニー、エースサビー の真のファン、漫画の読者、リンカーン・ラウド の愛する未来の妻、リンカーン嫌いの軍団 の マイラ・パーマー の破壊者、悪の破壊者と殺戮者、混乱した、殺人的で、冷酷で、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき、驚くべき強力な教師の強力な学生、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック ゲートのマスター、クリムゾン レッド ファイア、ハート、ダイアモンド、スペード、クラブ、フェニックスのマスター
Renee has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA FIRE COSMIC CRIMSON RED FIRESTORM ACE SAVVY PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE FIRE COSMIC CRIMSON RED FIRESTORM ACE SAVVY JUSTICE AND DIVINE FIRE COSMIC CRIMSON RED FIRESTORM ACE SAVVY LOVE!
We were amazed by Renee's Super Angel-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Mylah Palmer saw it, she went fucking crazy and she got out her machine gun to fire at Renee, but Renee fired a barrage of crimson red energy blasts with red fire, aces, spades, hearts, diamonds, clubs, stars, and phoenixes at Mylah Palmer and it sent her flying into a tree back first, she got back up and she ran at Renee again with a knife she got out, but she disarmed Mylah Palmer and dislocated her arm and sent her flying into another tree with a roundhouse kick, she got back up, but now, she was mega pissed off!
Nico: Whoa!
Me: Awesome, Renee's transformed into her Super Angel-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and she disarmed Mylah and she sent her flying into a tree with a roundhouse kick.
Lincoln: Mylah Palmer has been asking for this for a long time, and what better way to administer her final judgement than right in front of the other members of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters.
Renee: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Crimson Red Cosmic Firestorm Ace Savvy Phoenix Angel and Divine Darkness Cosmic Red Firestorm Ace Savvy Love) You got that right. Now, let's deal out some justice and rip her apart, Linky.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Hope, and he joined Renee.
Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You and the others have caused more than enough grief and trouble to everyone in Michigan for too long, Mylah Palmer. We've made the right choice getting you all expelled and put in prison five years ago, but you know what, prison's too good for any of you. Now, we're going to fix that and do what should've been done to you years ago.
Renee and Lincoln went after Mylah Palmer who went extremely ballistic and continued firing at them, but they dodged the bullets, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, crimson red energy, fireworks, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Mylah Palmer and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her, and they attacked her with their massive greatswords leaving scars on her, and Lincoln left many more with his claws and he and Renee attacked her with punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they were really, really, really pissing off her off now and driving her even more ballistic.
Just then, Mylah Palmer got out a second machine gun, but Lincoln put up a rainbow energy shield around him, Renee, and all of us, and she started shooting like crazy and also laughing like a deranged bitch, but the bullets were getting bounced off the energy shield. Suddenly, the machine guns ran out of bullets and Mylah Palmer's deranged laughter died down and she was really fucked now.
Me: Hah! You're out of bullets, bitch, and you know what that means!
Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) (Smirks) You're shit out of luck!
Lincoln grabbed Mylah Palmer by the neck and he tossed her into the air, and then, Lincoln and Renee fired a powerful barrage of energy balls with crimson red fire, hearts, spades, aces, clubs, diamonds, quintessence, elemental forces, and mythological animals, and as they hit Mylah Palmer, they exploded with incredible power and she was killed in the explosions, and that angered the rest of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters. Then, Mylah Palmer's spirit appeared, and she was still incensed with anger and fury.
Mylah Palmer: You think you've won?! I'LL RETURN ONE DAY AND KILL YOU ALL!
Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) No, you're done and this time forever, Mylah Palmer.
Lincoln summoned the spirits of Mylah Palmer's victims from the past who seized her, and then, he drew the Judgement Kanji on her forehead, and as predicted, she was found guilty for her crimes, and she was fading away from existence.
Mylah Palmer: NO! NO! DAMN YOU, LINCOLN LOUD, DAMN YOU ALL, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM! DAMN YOU ALL TO (FADES AWAY)
We cheered wildly as Renee and Lincoln holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Renee's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, and eleven massive and long dark brown tails, and massive dark brown wings are permanent.
Then, the rainbow energy field Lincoln put up to keep Michaela Maddison, Melania Narcissa, Harper Reagen, Frejya Jordan, Flora Marley, Emberlynn Harlow, Charlotte Kensington, Arleth Presley, Angelique Sawyer, Isabella Morgana, Natalie Everett, Morgana Wesley, Melanie Landon, Megan Cooper, Kylie Carter, Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson inside went down, and they ran up to the dead remains of Mylah Palmer. Then, they looked at Lincoln and they were absolutely really seething with rage!
Brianna Greyson: You're going to pay for this, Lincoln Loud! YOU FREAK! KILL HIM!
Suddenly, the sound of police sirens were heard, and being the criminals they were, they knew they were in huge trouble!
Brianna Greyson: This isn't over, Lincoln Loud!
Then, Michaela Maddison, Melania Narcissa, Harper Reagen, Frejya Jordan, Flora Marley, Emberlynn Harlow, Charlotte Kensington, Arleth Presley, Angelique Sawyer, Isabella Morgana, Natalie Everett, Morgana Wesley, Melanie Landon, Megan Cooper, Kylie Carter, Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson ran off, but not before they gave us the finger, and me and Nico retaliated by giving them the finger and it drove them mad as they ran off.
Nico: Yeah, up yours too, bitch!
Renee: We've taken one down so far, and now, we got twenty-four more to go. Thanks for helping me destroy Mylah Palmer, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Renee.
Suddenly, Renee wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Renee's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Angel flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and red flames raging behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Renee absorbed the red flames and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Nico: Whoa, now that's what I call dealing out justice. Lincoln, Renee, you two did really awesome in teaching that monster bitch, Mylah Palmer, a lesson and pissing off the rest of those monster bitches.
Lincoln: Thanks, Nico, but this is only the beginning of The War Against The Legion.
Me: You said it.
Lincoln: And for tomorrow, the next member of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters that's going to show her face is Michaela Maddison, which means you and I are up next, Christina.
Christina: Yes, we'll be ready for her.
Lincoln: But we've also got to keep an eye out, The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters are bound to send hired thugs after us.
Nico: We'll be ready for them since we've been dealing with hired thugs hired by our resident jerks to kill us, which always end with you killing them by sucking out their blood and pissing Flip and the other jerks off. So, which Elemental HERO of Earth are you meeting tomorrow, Lincoln?
Lincoln: The next one is for Elemental HERO Woodsman.
Melanie Aranyani: Perfect, and there's only one person who'd be Gene-Slammed into Elemental HERO Woodsman: Isabella Oakley, she's one of the Elemental HEROS of Earth, and she's also a powerful and physically strong girl and awesome athlete and good sportswoman in the field of sports. Plus, she's also a very seductive and sexy hot mama with the same body as me.
Lincoln: And like you and the other Elemental HEROS of Earth, Melanie, she's also had to deal with Lynn, and she's more than once dealt with her sore loser attitude and always going on her rage-fueled rampages, along with acting like an animal and even letting out those loud belches, and trying to kill me more than once.
Nico: Jeez, how many times has Lynn pissed you girls off with her rampages?
Lincoln: Don't even ask that, Nico, Lynn has done that one too many times in the past, only for her to get beaten down like a ragdoll by their superhuman strength, but she always got back up, but when I join them in the fight, Lynn always gets knocked out.
Me: I've seen how much stronger Lincoln has gotten during those days, and I've seen what he can do especially with those massive muscles that he's been constantly developing, and it always ended with Lynn getting knocked out on her butt, tied up like an animal, and dragged away to face her doom at the hands of her angry siblings and parents.
Nico: Dang, and with how Lincoln kept on getting bigger, stronger, and smarter, Lynn kept on badly underestimating him.
Luna: She had an overinflated ego because of that animal inside her, dude, and she thought she could get away with it, but she was wrong.
Lori: It always came back to bite her on her smelly butt, she was beaten by her own little brother who was constantly getting bigger, stronger, faster, and smarter over the years thanks to help from his Guardian Angels, Luna, Leni, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lily, Mom, and Dad, while Lynn, Luan, Lola, Lisa, and I were seething with rage and plotted to kill him, no doubt thanks to our Dark Sides.
Luan: We should've been proud of him, but no, those monsters wanted him dead. But, we'd since been freed and we repaired those bonds with Lincoln, and not only did Killjoy Huggins pay the price.
Eli: But, also Chase Young's evil, who was in fact the true source of his pain and suffering.
Anna Anyanova: You got that right.
Later it was time for Flurry Heart's 3rd mission.
William: Anyone else want to go with Flurry Heart? Besides Tai, Marcus, and their Digimon Partners?
Nico: Well, when we get there, we need to meet with Wes, Rui, and Michael at Agate Village.
Flurry Heart: Why?
Nico: Rui called me earlier before my rescue. They said the 3 of them are meeting with her grandparents Eagun and Beluh along with Duking of Pyrite Town.
Me: Okay then.
Takato: Me and Jeri will come with along with Guilmon and Leomon if that's alright.
Nico: Sure Takato.
Me: Okay then.
Nico: Lets go.
We were off to Agate Village in Sedona, Arizona.
We arrived at Agate Village.
Me: So this is Agate Village.
Jeri: Agate Village looks so close to the forest.
Flurry Heart: Yeah it sure does.
Me: It's beautiful though.
Takato: Boy it sure is.
Applejack: It sure is amazing and great.
We arrived and Michael and the others saw us.
Michael: Hey guys!
Flurry Heart: Michael, meet Tai Kamiya, Marcus Damon, and their Digimon partners.
Tai: Awesome to meet you. Tai Kamiya.
Marcus Damon: Marcus Damon.
Tai's Agumon: Tai and Marcus both have Agumon. That's us.
Michael: Awesome to meet you all.
Takato: I'm Takato Matsuki.
Jeri: And I'm Jeri Katou, soon to be Jeri Matsuki.
Rui: You mean?
Jeri showed her ring.
Rui: Congratulations to you and Takato! I knew you two were a couple in the making.
Me: Long story on that too.
Rui: Guys, meet my grandparents.
We saw Rui's grandparents Eagun and Beluh.
Eagun: Ah Team Loud Phoenix Storm it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Beluh: Same here.
Me: Pleasure to meet you both.
Twilight Sparkle: It's a pleasure too.
Nico: Were you really one of the greatest Pokemon trainers in Orre?
Eagun: In my youth, I was. With my trusty partner Pikachu!
Eagun's Pikachu walked up next to him.
Me: Wow so Ash is not the only one with a Pikachu.
Nico: Besides Victor and Richie.
Eli: Yep. This will be awesome.
Me: It sure will.
Nico: The Relic Stone is in this village, right?
Wes: Cipher was after the Relic Stone to destroy it before. It's said to be the place where Celebi once landed, and so has the power to let Shadow Pokémon remember their happy and carefree lives before the doors to their hearts had been closed. Whenever possible, I would visit back here to purify Shadow Pokemon.
Me: Very interesting.
Jeri: It sure is.
Twilight Sparkle: Just like Jen Scotts XXXVIII said.
Eli: Yep.
We then saw Duking and he was a muscular guy.
Nico: And you must be Duking.
Me: Whoa you are a big guy.
Duking: Indeed and it's an honor to meet you all Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Flurry Heart: Same here.
Cadance: We're glad to help you guys.
Wes: Never thought you'd get into the Wild Pokemon business.
Duking: Well, I had to take a step forward in my life somehow.
Me: That's true.
Eli: Yeah.
Fluttershy: I wonder who we're going to face with Shadow Pokemon this time?
Wes: On that subject, I just realized we still need to recruit a lot of help against Cipher. So, we're going to recruit an old team of mine.
Michael: You mean...
Wes: Yep. We're going to the Team Snagum hideout.
Me: This will be interesting. I hope they aren't like Team Rocket.
Rarity: Indeed darlings.
We arrived and it was a hole under a rock.
Wes: (sees the hole he made in the hideout years ago) Ah, good memories.
Me: Flynn would love this. He and his friends had a hideout like that.
Nico: Yep.
Eli: Yep.
We went into the hideout.
Gonzap: Well, if it isn't Wes. You're a sight for sore eyes!
Wes: (smirks) Nice to see you too, Gonzap.
Gonzap: Yes. (GASP) Team Loud Phoenix Storm!?
Me: That's right.
Eli: We came to face Cipher and we could use your help.
Sunset Shimmer: That's right.
Wakin: Wait. What did you say?
Nico: Cipher's back.
Eli: I believe I said that.
Wakin: Impossible. Greevil turned over a new leaf thanks to Eldes!
Marcus Damon: You guys don't go online a lot, do you?
Gonzap and Wakin: Who has time for THAT these days?!
Me: EVERYONE.
Michael sighed and took out his P*DA. He opened up a specific article.
Michael: See for yourselves.
They saw for themselves that Cipher is still at large and is indeed back.
Gonzap: Oh man!
Me: I know.
Nico: Also, we'd like you and your crew to join the Masters of Evil.
Gonzap: Say no more. We'll gladly sign up!
Me: That was easy.
Data Squad Agumon: You guys don't seem hesitant in taking down your former buddies.
Wakin: "Buddies"? First of all, that is SO not fair. Why can't ALL Pokemon talk like you can? Second, us and Cipher were only business partners. And that ended after Cipher was taken down the first time. And third, I hear Nascour's been more evil then usual these days.
Me: That's why we're giving him the Black Gates.
Data Squad Agumon: That's for sure. And also both us Agumon are not Pokemon. We're Digimon.
Me: Digital Monsters.
Pinkie Pie: And we're going to make sure he pays big time. Bunch of party poopers.
Two more Snagum grunts came into the room.
Gonzap: Agrev! Biden! Report!
Agrev: Boss! Big news!
Biden: Cipher really is back. And they've invaded Mt. Battle again! But Vander was able to get outside of there before it happened!
Me: This will be interesting.
Eli: Yep. We'll make them into mincemeat.
Gonzap: How are me, Biden, and some of my boys gonna catch up to you guys? Our vehicles are in the shop!
Me: We'll teleport there.
Twilight Sparkle: That is right.
Nico: Yep.
We arrived at Mount Battle.
Nico: So this is Mt. Battle, huh?
Wes: Yep.
Me: This is gonna be good.
Eli: I sense lots of peons here too.
Nico: Stay alert everyone.
Vander: Michael, Wes! Thank goodness you're both here. Dakim's back. Along with someone named Gorigan.
Michael: Oh, Gorigan, I remember.
Me: We're ready for him.
Vander: That's good.
Eli: It sure will be good.
Nico: Yep.
Me: But we're ready.
Nico: Whoa! The platforms are all that's keeping us from falling off into a long drop below!
Me: Yep.
Twilight Sparkle: It sure is.
Then we saw EXOL!
Michael: Exol. Didn't expect you to be here.
Tai Kamiya: So, I guess Cipher's using big grunts this time.
Exol: Damn straight! (to Michael) Guess us erasing that info from ONBS' servers didn't do shit back then, did it? Well, that doesn't matter now!
Exol sent out Armaldo and Klinklang.
Me: An Armaldo and Klinklang.
Michael: (heart monitor responds) The Armaldo and Klinklang are Shadow Pokemon!
Nico: This will be good.
Flurry Heart: Bring it on.
Cadance: This will be a good one.
Michael: Come on out, Rhydon!
Michael's Rhydon appeared.
Nico: I'm surprised it's not a Rhyperior yet.
Michael: I know.
Me: This will be good. Lets dance!
I fired waves of light and blasted them down.
Rhydon charged at the Armaldo
Rhydon smashed Armaldo down.
Twilight Sparkle and Sunset Shimmer fired magic and fire blasts.
Flurry Heart: Take this.
She fired a Snag ball and caught it and purified it.
We got a massive Negative Energy increase!
Me: Whoa!
The Klinklang charged at Agumon.
Agumon: Time for firepower. (Echoing) PEPPER BREATH!
He fired a fireball and blasted him down and Flurry Heart caught the Klinklang with a Snag ball and purified it and we got a boost.
Nico: Nice!
Twilight Sparkle: Take this!
She fired a blast of magic and blasted down Exol!
With Exol out of the way, we continued on our way until we saw 3 big grunts.
Grunt 1: Halt!
Grunt 2: You won't get near Gorigan and Dakim.
Grunt 3: You'll have to get past us first!
Me: Take your best shot!
They sent out a Meganium, Sceptile, Typhlosion, Blaziken, Blastoise, and Swampert.
Nico: Meganium, Sceptile, Typhlosion, Blaziken, Blastoise, and Swampert
Rui: (gasps) They're all Shadow Pokemon!
Wes: I'll handle this!
Wes sent out his own Meganium and Typhlosion along with his Feraligatr.
Jeri: (Echoing) FIST OF THE BEAST KING!
She fired a lion flame blast and it hit the Meganium and Typhlosion and knocked them down and Flurry Heart used her Snag Ball and purified them. Giving us a power boost.
Nico: Nice one!
The Sceptile charged at Typhlosion while the Blaziken ran at Feraligatr. But Feraligatr chomped on the Blaziken's arm.
Me: That must've hurt.
I fired a blast of lightning and the Typhlosion was knocked down.
Eli fired Force Lightning and blasted the Blaziken down.
Flurry Heart fired Snag balls and purified them. Giving us a boost.
Fluttershy fired waves of leaves and blasted the Meganium down and Flurry caught the Meganium.
The Swampert and Blastoise charged at Wes' Meganium.
His Meganium blasted them with Solar Beam and knocked them down and Flurry caught them and purified them.
Nico: Nice job!
Me: Now this.
I fired a beam of ice and froze the grunts in blocks of ice.
Me: Not used to getting the cold shoulder huh.
We finally made it to Dakim and Gorigan.
Nico: Damn, you two are as strong and big as Gonzap.
Gonzap: Hey, watch it!
Dakim: (laughs) If it isn't Wes and Eli, the only two people ever to become worthy opponents to the great Dakim!
Wes: Dakim.
Michael: And Gorigan!
Gorigan: Heheh! It's me again, kid! You know, it makes me kind of happy to see you since I've seen you so often. And your new pals.
Dakim: And you brought Team Snagem too. Not to join us, I take it.
Gonzap: Hell no. Never liked Nascour anyway. Especially how he seems a little not right in the head.
Dakim: I HAVE noticed he's... unhinged then before.
Me: That is an understatement.
Gorigan: Huh…sounds about right. Compared to Greevil, Nascour is pretty ruthless. He blamed what happened to the factory back thenon me. So, Master Nascour gave me one last chance to redeem myself. But this is it! If we lose this one, there's no tomorrow!
Dakim sent out Archeops, Metagross, Golem, Swampert, and Camerupt while Gorigan sent out Hippowdown, Ursaring, Aggron, Walrein, and Slowking.
Nico: Archeops, Metagross, Golem, Swampert, Camerupt Hippowdown, Ursaring, Aggron, Walrein, and Slowking.
Rui: (gasps) The Archeops and Hippowdown are Shadow Pokemon!
Me: Oh boy.
Tai: Time to Digivolve, Agumon!
Marcus Damon: DNA Charge!
They Digivolved!
Agumon: Agumon Digivolve to…
He turned into GREYMON!
Greymon: GREYMON!
Marcus's Agumon: Agumon Digivolve to…
He turned into GaoGreymon!
GaoGreymon: GAOGREYMON!
Nico: Oh yeah!
Gonzap: Skarmory, come on out!
Gonzap's Skarmory came out.
Dakim: (smirks): You're in for a big surprise.
Dakim's Pokemon used Protect while Gorigan's Pokemon used Earthquake. Dakim's Pokemon were unaffected. But Typhlosion and Rhydon were knocked back. Feraligatr, Meganium, and Gloom only were slightly affected. And Skarmory just avoided the attacks.
Nico: The Earthquake Protect combo.
Gorigan: Hey, we both like using this trick. That's why we work well together!
Me: Your teamwork is really amazing.
Gorigan: Why thank you. So is yours from what we heard.
Me: That's right. Allow us to show you.
Me and Nico: EARTH VEGETA LIGHTNING STRIKE!
We fired a massive wave of lightning and it hit both the Archeops and Hippowdon and blasted them down and Flurry Heart caught them with a snag ball and purified them! We got a power boost.
Flurry Heart: Oh yeah!
Marcus: (gets out Daemon's Gashat) I just witnessed the combo and already, it's giving me a headache
Gorigan: (laughs) Who do you think we are? That chump Kurata?
Me: You know I am expecting to see Nascour have a Kurata Style Villainous Breakdown when we see him on Flurry Heart's big day.
Nico: That will be epic.
Me: Besides that fucker Kurata got what was coming to him.
Nico: Care to make a wager on that?
Me: You're on. We'll have a root beer drink night if he doesn't.
Nico: We'll an all you can eat pizza dinner if he does.
Me: Great.
Marcus: Lets see what this does.
INFERNO OF DAEMON!
Marcus fired waves of energy and fire and blasted down Gorigan!
Eli: OH YEAH!
Dakim: The mighty Dakim is way too strong for a puny weakling like Kurata.
Poromon: If you saw the big monster he became, you'd probably have second thoughts.
Gonzap's Skarmory flew at Swampert.
Skarmory blasted Swampert down!
Nico: OH YEAH!
Tai: (gets out James Nixon McGarfield's Gashat) Let's go after one of their toughest Pokemon first!
Greymon: You got it!
Tai Activated his Gashat.
OUSTING OF THE FOURTH GRADE PRESIDENT FOR LIFE!
Tai fired waves of fire.
Greymon: (Echoing) NOVA BLAST!
He fired a ball of fire and it hit Ursaring and Walrein and knocked them out!
Twilight Sparkle: Take that!
Wes: Hey, Dakim. Remember your Entei?
Dakim: Why do you ask?
Wes: You get to see it again!
Wes sent out his Entei.
Me: WHOA! That is awesome!
Eli: It sure is!
Flurry Heart: That is so awesome that you have Entei too.
Wes: Yep.
Me: You would love our teammate Molly Hale. She loves the legendary Pokemon, Entei.
Nico: She sure does.
Entei set its' sights on the Metagross.
He fired a blast of fire and smashed the Metagross down!
Me: Oh yeah!
Dakim: I hate to do this to one of my former Pokemon. But it IS weak to ground types.
Dakim's Golem and Camerupt used Earthquake while Aggron and Slowking used Protect.
Wes: Entei, jump over it!
Entei jumped over the attack.
Gorigan: Okay, I have to admit. THAT was awesome!
Me: EVERYTHING they do is awesome.
I fired waves of energy and blasted the Golem, Camerupt, Aggron and Slowking and knocked them out.
Nico: Take that!
The Golem and Slowking were still standing though.
Nico: (gets out Private HIVE and Skinner's Ridewatches) Ten Hut!
Nico activated them and fired energy blasts and they were down!
Nico: OH YEAH!
?: I'll finish them.
A Krookodile came!
Me: Hey a Krookodile!
Eli: Neat!
Krookodile: (In a girls voice) I am ready to kick some butt!
Nico: Yolanda Zhou!? Wow!
Krookodile: Awesome to see you Nico. I got this.
She fired a blast of energy and smashed down Dakim and Gorigon!
She reverted back and was a girl with red hair and had a red bikini and brown swim skirt and she was a really hot mama!
Yolanda Zhou: Now that is one that was sexy!
Gorigan: That was the very last chance Master Nascour gave me!
Wes: Dakim. Gorigan. You both are great trainers.
Dakim: What are you trying to pull?
Nico: You're both overqualified for Cipher. I know why you two joined at first. You both wanted to be recognized and respected. But Cipher isn't how you two do it.
Wes: Nico's right. You need to become the best trainer you can be. Not the best Cipher can make you. When I left Team Snagem, I thought I would just live my life as an ordinary man…but now people call me a hero.
Gorigan: So, you're saying if we quit Cipher, we can be better?
Michael: That's right. And you can start by joining the Masters of Evil.
Dakim: The Mighty Dakim accepts.
Gorigan: Then so will Gorigan.
Me: Wise choice.
Eli: I agree.
Michael: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Yolanda Zhou: I have a lot of them. But he did so much for me.
Me: Wait you're that famous sexy swimsuit model! You're on the cover of every swimsuit fashion magazine that Leni loves!
Yolanda Zhou: That's right! And Nico helped me make all sorts of amazing swimsuit ideas.
Nico: I've been sort of a fashionista in a way.
Rarity: Oh Nico that is truly amazing darling.
Nico: Thanks.
Nico and Yolanda hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Yolanda Zhou: Me too Nico. Me too.
We later came back.
May: Hey guys. How did it go?
Me: Really awesome.
Leni: (GASP) O.M. GOSH! YOLANDA ZHOU!? (FANGIRL SQUEAL) I am one of your biggest fans!
Yolanda Zhou: I'm glad you love my fashions Leni.
We laughed!
Me: That's awesome.
We told everyone everything.
May: Oh wow! That is so awesome.
Me: Yep.
May: Next time, the Ex Aid Riders and Andros should come with you.
Kuroto Dan: ALL of us? I figured just Emu.
May: If we're going to face who I think it is, we'll need as many people as possible.
Nico: Oh boy.
Ruby Kirlian: And I'll go with myself too since they are my archenemies.
Qin: Good idea Ruby.
Later we were at the park for an awesome Easter Egg Hunt.
Mascots: HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!
Me: Same to you guys.
Marinette: This is so awesome.
Me: What beautiful eggs.
Nico: Marinette, whatever you need to tell us about Lila won't even matter. She's gone for good.
Marinette: I want to get this off my chest. It was before we joined you guys. I found out that not only does Lila wear Diapers but before what happened with her when you guys met us that her lies were exposed and that she was slated to be expelled and shipped off to Siberia.
CLANG!
Mine and Nico's jaws dropped!
Eli put them back.
But then we BURSTED OUT INTO HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER!
Eddy: (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY!)
Maria: Diapers?!
Marinette: I found out that she has a bladder leakage problem and it's uncontrollable.
WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!
Squidward: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
Eddy: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
Camie: (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
Me: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
Patrick: I don't get it.
Nico: Don't ask Patrick.
Me: But that was funny Marinette.
Qin: It sure was.
Me: So she was on her last days at school and was about to be expelled and deported.
Marinette: Yep.
Nico: Boy we should have waited till after that.
Maria: But on the bright side, the 6th Rangers and the first members of the Redemption Squad all got a chance to shine then.
Nico: They sure did.
Qin: That was so awesome.
Lola: It sure was!
Nico: Yep.
Charlotte Victoria Windsor: And if we ever meet Princess Pink in the future I would gladly have her as my archenemy.
Nico: That is a definite surefire thing.
Gabriel: Honestly, the powers I picked out for Princess Pink were her to make people, including me, do whatever she tells them to do.
Lola: Well I did have a habit of being bossy so that would be perfect for me.
Lincoln: She's right on that.
Gabriel: Indeed. But Fire Powers are a good idea for Princess Pink too.
Qin: Glad you think so.
Adrien: I agree there.
Gabriel: Me too son. And also I'm amazed you came up with this too J.D. Princess Pink looks awesome.
Me: It was the best I could come up with.
Gabriel: Honestly, Lucy's name was going to be Queen of Darkness, Luan was going to be Bonkers, Lana was going to be Mudslinger, Lynn was going to be Fowl Ball, Leni was going to be Mimica, Luna was going to be Power Chord, Lisa was going to be Math Magician, Lori was going to be Digital Diva, and Lily was going to be Fear Fox.
Me: Those are awesome ideas!
Laney: What about me?
Gabriel: I couldn't think of a good one for you since you're the most level headed of the Louds. Not to mention I didn't think too much of it at the time since the chances of you guys being Akumatized were always going to be small.
Me: Hmm. I know. How about Book Butterfly.
Gabriel: Ooh! I like it! Any reason for that?
Me: Laney is a bookworm and is trying to break up fights with her voice of reason.
Gabriel: That works.
Me: It was the best I can come up with. But those all match the Loud's personalities perfectly.
We then heard someone approaching.
We saw a Basculin.
Me: Hey a Basculin.
Qin: Cool!
Basculin: (In a girls voice) Awesome to see you all here.
Nico: Bertha Schroder!?
Me: The famous angler!? Whoa!
She reverted back and was a girl with green hair and had green eyes and was dressed in blue fisherman clothes.
Bertha Schroder: It's awesome to see you again Nico.
Nico: Same here.
Maria: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Bertha Schroder: When me and Nico were over in Jamaica and we caught a giant shark and it was a lot of good meat.
Me: Whoa! That is amazing!
Lola: You're quite a fisherman.
Bertha Schroder: Yep.
Nico and Bertha hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Bertha Schroder: Me too Nico. And Happy Easter.
Nico: Same to you.
May: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Darmanitan and Maractus next.
Me: Ooh! The Maractus would be perfect for Cinco De Mayo next month.
Nico: Festive huh?
Me: Yep. But those are awesome.
Qin: Yep.
Poromon: I bet I can get more eggs then you guys!
Nico: You're on!
Poliwag: Yeah!
We got to hunting for eggs all over.
We got tons and tons and tons of eggs.
Poromon was looking for eggs.
He found pink ones, orange ones and red ones.
Poliwag found blue ones and yellow ones.
Manaphy found green and blue and purple ones.
LOTS OF AWESOME COLORS
Horsea was looking for eggs
Horsea found aqua blue and blue eggs.
I found lots of eggs of every color.
Tentacool found purple and red eggs.
Jirachi found lots of eggs of every color.
Me: BOY! That was awesome!
Lola: Look at all these eggs.
Misty Tredwell: Just like in our rescue earlier.
Poromon: (to the rest of the mascots) Let's count the eggs we got.
Jirachi: Okay.
They counted them.
Poromon - 126 eggs.
Poliwag - 128 eggs
Manaphy - 231 eggs
Horsea - 214 eggs
Tentacool - 423 eggs
Jirachi - 323 eggs
Ninetales - 474 eggs
Poromon: WHAT?! Ninetales got the most!
Tentacool: At least I came second.
Me: You sure did. But you all did great.
Ninetales: All of us did good.
Camie: Yep.
Me: Coco laid lots of eggs though.
Coco: Coco.
Nico: Yep.
Coco: Cococococococo Cocococococo!
Wilt: Coco said that she had a lot of fun doing this whole easter egg hunt.
Coco: Coco.
Cheese said nothing as he hugged Coco.
Coco: Coco.
Me: Cheese you may be an idiot but you are a cool cat.
J.D. JUST SAID THAT!
Me: (To the viewers) Take it home with you!
Stewie laughed at that one.
Herriman: Miss Coco, I truly am proud of you today.
Coco: Cocococo.
Herriman: I'm glad you did great on this Easter Egg Hunt Extravaganza.
Me: Lets head home and crack these eggs.
We went and did so and we cracked them open and in them was LOTS OF Chocolate Candy, Cookies, gold bricks and coins and jewels and more.
Qin: WHOA! Look at all this.
Camie: Awesome!
Poromon: I call first dibs!
Me: Now now plenty for everyone.
Lynn Sr.: Easter dinner guys!
We got to eating spiral ham and delicious food of all kinds.
Vypra and everyone came.
Vypra: Happy Easter everyone.
Me: You too Vypra.
Dark Spicer: Whoa you guys got lots of eggs.
Me: Coco laid them for us.
Qin: Yep.
Me: But you should have seen all the eggs in Zephyr Heights earlier this morning.
Xenia: Yeah we got tons and tons of chocolate eggs.
Dark Spicer: Wow!
Seadramon: (to Poromon) Sorry you didn't get the most, Poromon.
Poromon: It's all right. Besides I had a lot of fun.
Seadramon: I'm glad you did.
We had a great meal.
Then we were watching Easter Theme Itchy and Scratchy Cartoons. We saw one called Egg-Cellent Pain. This one was where Itchy and Scratchy was having an easter egg hunt and Scratchy got his eyes bashed out as Scratchy was hunting for eggs. Then Scratchy screamed as he was looking for his eyes and then he picked up 2 Cherry Bombs and put them in. Then he screamed and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
His head exploded! His body fell to the ground and his blood poured out and wrote Happy Easter.
Itchy: Happy Easter everyone.
We laughed hysterically!
Nico: Oh, it IS happy, Itchy.
Me: Yeah it sure is!
Vypra: Nothing like a little Itchy And Scratchy on a fun day like today.
Qin: Yeah.
Me: I'm happy that Krusty is making all kinds of awesome cartoons for them too.
Qin: Same here.
Krusty: Hey, Itchy and Scratchy is ALWAYS fun!
Me: Me too Krusty. Awesome job as always.
Krusty: Thanks. It's always a fun time! (Goofy Laughter)
Qin: That is for sure.
We had an awesome time for Easter. Later at bed I was reading a book in my bed.
?: Oh J.D.
Me: Hmm.
Out came Hydrax dressed as a green hair woman with green eyes and she was wearing a really smoking hot green bra and panties.
Me: Hydrax!?
Hydrax: Shh. (Seductive Voice) Think of this as my reward for killing Gruumm.
Me: Whoa mama.
She got in bed with me and I pulled down a screen that said THE END on it.
THE END
Another awesome fanfic done.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.
For the next rescue for Easter, Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Ruby Rose, Sir George, Takumi Inui, Bolin, Jessica Cruz and Ibuki along with Deker, Black Night of Merlin, Razoul, Airazor & Divebomb, Batarax and the Wolfblade Conglomerate and we're going to find a really amazing and incredibly sight. We're going to find a floating city of angels floating above the planet half way up to the estate and this will be a really awesome sight to see. We're going to rescue Princess Anita of the Kingdom of Angels. We're going to rescue her from the evil Duncan, an exiled evil angel that was banished for practicing Dark Magic. Duncan kidnapped her to force her to marry him. LIKE THAT WILL EVER HAPPEN. Also we're going to battle Another Black Knight of Merlin, Another Mephos and Another Deker. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Darmanitan and her name is Cleo Hatshepsut XL and she is the direct descendant of Queen Hatshepsut as well as the descendant of D'Artagnan of the legendary Three Musketeers.
For tomorrow, the next match-up in The War Against The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters is Cristina and Lincoln VS. Michaela Maddison
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, we're heading to The Pridelands, and we're going to take down Timon and Pumbaa's old enemy, career criminal Quint who's busted out of jail and that mook's at it again. But, when Timon finds out he made a deal to kill us, and that deal was with Gabriel Hargreaves, the warlock of The Church of Necrom who was killed by Damian Alaister in a fit of demonic insanity for his failure to get revenge on Lincoln for what he did to Necrom and came back from the dead a year later and he wants bloody revenge on us for what we did to Damian Alaister and the rest of The Church of Necrom, our favorite bug-eating meerkat hero is GOING TO EXPLODE WITH TRULY DANGEROUS AND FIERY VOLCANIC RAGE, HE'S GOING TO TRANSFORM AND AFTER HE GETS THROUGH VIOLENTLY BEATING DOWN THAT MOOK AND SENDING HIM TO VYPRA, WE'RE COMING FOR YOU, GABRIEL HARGREAVES, AND THIS TIME, WE'RE SO GOING TO MAKE SURE THE CHURCH OF NECROM STAYS DEAD AND GONE AND THIS TIME FOREVER! And we're going to meet the next Elemental HERO of Earth, this time, it's Isabella Oakley, Gene-Slammer of Elemental HERO Woodsman, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan, she's a very powerful and also a very physically strong athlete who was born with superhuman strength, and she's also a skilled wilderness survival expert. Plus, she's also a seductive and one sexy hot mama who's flirted and made out with Lincoln more than once, and she loves him with all her heart which is also shared among the other members of his harem and Guardian Angels. She's also a member of The Elemental HEROS of Earth, but, unlike with The Elemental HEROS of Fire who had to deal with parents who built their business empires through the theft of intellectual property and got into criminal activity and evil siblings who are thieves and heartless thugs, The Elemental HEROS of Water who had to deal with lying conniving workers who tried to extort them and ruin their names and reputations, along with Sergio, the mastermind behind some of the early extortion plots, and the heartless evil abusive greedy parents and heartless gold-digging evil ex-little sisters, and The Elemental HEROS of Darkness who've had to deal with Lori, she and the other Elemental HEROS of Earth have had numerous clashes and dealings with Lynn, who has more than once tried to kill them and Lincoln many times over when she goes on her massive rage-fueled rampages, but they always saw her coming when they see her running on all fours, beating her chest like a gorilla and roaring like an animal, and the worst part was letting out those really loud belches, and catching the stench of her sweaty armpits and smelly feet. But, she and the other Elemental HEROS of Earth along with Lincoln have more than once beaten Lynn into the ground, tied that animal up, and dragged her smelly butt home where she eventually got into massive trouble with her parents.
Get ready for an interstellar battle as we go into the world of the awesome 2007 movie Battle for Terra and we're going to help Mala and Senn and Lieutenant James "Jim" Stanton and stop a Terraforming Operation on the planet Terra and help the people of Earth and the planet Terra live together in peace.
See you next time.
