CONGRATULATIONS TO STEVEN & CONNIE, TAKATO & JERI AND MARCO AND STAR.
In the Simulator was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Mole Man, Peg Leg Pete, Voltar, Bat Imagin, Universe 666 Chernabog and Villain Lava Girl along with Martian Manhunter, Felix the Cat, Blind Maria Johnson, Pan, Bambi and Goldie (Felix the Cat) and we were walking through the deserts of Egypt in the time of Moses in the Bible. We were there to meet Moses and help him free his people from the tyrannical oppression of his brother Rameses II.
Me: Wow! Biblical Era Egypt. Never thought we would be here for this.
Nico: Me neither. This is gonna be interesting.
Xenia: It sure is.
Nico: And we're going to meet Moses and his family and friends from The Prince of Egypt. Long overdue on that one.
Me: Well the timing is better because it's the last day of passover.
Qin: Yep.
Camie: That is true.
Lola: Yeah.
Martian Manhunter: I have a feeling this is going to be a really adventurous one.
Qin: It sure will.
Nico: J'onn, I want to thank you, Mole Man, and your teams for coming.
Martian Manhunter: I am most honored Nico. It will be a good adventure for us.
Me: It sure will.
Felix: This is gonna be so awesome and fun!
Nico: Felix, what do you like to do in your free time?
Felix: Me and Goldie love running a gold bank. Goldie makes golden eggs and I turn them into coins for everyone that needs them.
Me: That's very charitable Felix.
Qin: It sure is. I remember watching the cartoon for that back when I was a little girl. Good times.
Xenia: That was awesome.
Nico: It sure was.
Felix: Yeah it's good from the goodness of my heart.
Lola: It sure is.
Camie: Yeah!
Nico: That's a good use of gold.
Me: It sure is.
Qin: I agree there.
Xenia: Yeah.
Fiona Hernandez: Yeah it sure is.
Lola: It sure is.
Camie: I agree too. So thoughtful Felix.
Felix: Thanks.
Me: You're welcome.
Nico: Boy yesterday was a really awesome and fun remembrance day for us.
Me: Boy it sure was.
Nico: The fight against Equestria's enemies was one of the most memorables wars ever.
Me: Boy that was one of the most epic ever.
Lincoln: It sure was. And we finally got rid of them when the Church of Necrom had them return almost a year and a half later.
Lana: That was still fun and that was when we met the Champions of Harmony.
Varie: That was so awesome.
Nico: Boy it sure was.
Camie: Yeah it was!
Fiona Hernandez: Those were all still really awesome and fun adventures with them.
Lily: They sure were and it was great.
Maria: They sure were.
Starlight Glimmer: All those battles were leading up to the war against my evil self.
Qin: That is for sure. That was so awesome and epic.
Varie: It sure was.
Sunny Starscout: I'm glad we have now seen the last of Equestria's many enemies.
Misty Brightdawn: Including Opaline.
Me: I know. For over 2,000 years they have caused pain and suffering and chaos. Now they are nothing but forgotten memories.
Nico: Except for the Universe 666 versions.
Lola: Yeah.
Girl Jordan: Out of all the destruction that took place, justice completely prevailed in that time.
Leeli: It sure did and that was so awesome.
Camie: You got that right Leeli.
Nico: Twilight, I'll never regret meeting you and your friends.
Me: Boy me neither Twilight.
Twilight Sparkle: That means so much to us Nico.
Me: And it all happened right after the Great War with The Royal Defenders.
Carly Atlas: That is an absolute true fact.
Misty Tredwell: It sure is.
Me: Yep.
We then heard screaming and then we saw the river of the Nile blood red color.
Me: What the!?
Qin: Look at that!
We went and checked it out and I dipped my hand into the river and saw that the water was turned into blood!
Me: The water turned into blood!
Nico: I don't believe it!
Me: "And the Rivers and Waters of Egypt Ran Red and Were as Blood." The first plague - The Plague Of Blood.
Mole Man: If Rameses wants a fight, then I brought my own army.
Nico: I can't believe that Rameses is that stubborn.
Me: Me neither.
Nico: Hold off on that army but keep it open just in case.
Me: Good idea.
Nico: (to Mole Man) That's right. I forgot about those Moloids of yours.
Mole Man: No worries.
We saw Moses, Miriam, Aaron and Zipporah.
Me: There they are.
We flew over.
Moses: I'm glad you all made it.
Me: Sorry to drop in like this Moses.
Moses: But it's good you all came.
Me: Rameses being a stubborn guy?
Moses: Yes.
Nico: Moses, it's an honor to meet you!
Moses: It's an honor to meet you too Nico. I heard so many big things about you. Miriam told me all about what you all have been doing.
Me: Word sure gets around. Miriam it's good to see you again.
Miriam: You too J.D.
Me: You have you have our deepest condolences for what happened to you all.
Qin: Yeah what happened to you will not go unpunished.
Nico: I'm sorry it took us this long for us to meet you.
Me: Yeah you know how busy we are saving the world.
Miriam: I know. It's really amazing you all go on so many amazing adventures.
Moses: It's true. I'm glad Miriam has amazing friends with all of you.
Eli: I'm glad that she does with us.
Xenia: We all are.
Mole Man: Oh, and don't worry about Rameses. The army I have is greater then his.
Miriam: I remember that.
Me: That's good. Also we won't let Rameses oppress you anymore. If he wants a fight we'll give him one but only after we make sure he learns the hard way through the plagues.
Xenia: That's for sure.
Nico: We better keep a safe distance.
Me: Right.
We watched.
[Chorus]
Thus saith the Lord:
Since you refuse to free my people
(The 2nd Plague was frogs and countless numbers of them came and made their way up the stairs)
All through the land of Egypt...
I send a pestilence and plague
Into your house, into your bed
Into your streams, into your streets
Into your drink, into your bread
(Lice creeped in the food and on people all over)
Upon your cattle, on your sheep
Upon your oxen in your field
(Livestock and oxen were dying all over at a rapid pace.)
Into your dreams, into your sleep
Until you break, until you yield
(Massive swarms of flies came flying in all over the place)
I send the swarm, I send the horde
Thus saith the Lord
[Moses]
Once I called you brother
Once I thought the chance
to make you laugh
Was all I ever wanted...
[Chorus]
I send the thunder from the sky
I send the fire raining down
(Storm clouds rolled in and lightning struck ferociously as fireballs rained down from the heavens)
[Moses]
And even now I wish that God
had chose another
Serving as your foe on his behalf
Is the last thing that I wanted...
[Chorus]
I send a hail of burning ice
On ev'ry field, on ev'ry town
[Moses]
This was my home
All this pain and devastation
How it tortures me inside
All the innocent who suffer
From your stubbornness and pride...
[Chorus]
I send the locusts on a wind
Such as the world has never seen
On ev'ry leaf, on ev'ry stalk
Until there's nothing left of green
(MASSIVE SWARMS of locusts flew in and ate all the vegetation all over)
I send my scourge, I send my sword
Thus saith the Lord!
[Moses]
You who I called brother
Why must you call down another blow?
(The people of Egypt became infected with incurable boils and sores!)
[Chorus]
I send my scourge, I send my sword
[Moses]
Let my people go
[Moses and Chorus]
Thus saith the Lord
[Rameses]
You who I called brother
How could you have come to hate me so?
Is this what you wanted?
[Chorus]
I send the swarm, I send the horde...
(The devastation throughout all of Egypt was intense as God's Wrath through the 10 plagues was taking its toll)
[Rameses]
Then let my heart be hardened
And never mind how high the cost may grow
This will still be so:
I will never let your people go...
[Chorus]
Thus saith the Lord:
[Moses]
Thus saith the Lord:
[Rameses]
I will not...
[Moses and Rameses]
Let my/your people go!
Then a massive shadow of darkness covered all of Egypt.
Me: "And he stretched forth his hand towards the heavens and there was darkness throughout the land of Egypt."
Nico: Wow.
Me: Now we go confront Rameses.
Nico: Eli, sense for Swartz's creations.
Eli: Already found them. We have 5 of them. Another King of Flan, Another Skillit, Another Kaosandra, Another Peg Leg Pete and Another Mole Man.
We gasped!
Me: Whoa! That's a lot.
Nico: Yep. But we'll worry about them later. We have to help Moses.
We went into the temple.
Moses: Rameses? Rameses?
We saw Rameses on a statue.
Rameses: Oh. Let me guess. You want me to let your people go.
Me: Uh yeah that is why we are here.
Moses: I hoped I would find you here.
Rameses: [throws a cup on the ground] Get out!
Me: Sorry but we're not going anywhere until you talk to us.
Moses: Rameses, we must bring this to an end. Rameses, please, talk to me. We could always talk here. [he sighs] This place. So many memories. I remember the time you switched the heads of the gods of the Temple of Ra. [he sighs]
Rameses: If I recall correctly, you were there switching heads right along with me.
Moses: No, it was you. I didn't do that.
Rameses: Oh, yes, you did. You put the hippo on the crocodile, and the crocodile...
Moses: On the falcon.
Rameses: Yes! The priest thought it was a horrible omen and fasted for two months. Father was furious. You were getting me into trouble. [walks away, then Moses walks up to Rameses] But then... [chuckling] You were always there to get me out of trouble again. Hmmph. Why can't things be the way they were before?
Me: Sometimes the past can never be relived. But remembered.
Rameses' Son: Father. It's so dark. I'm frightened. Why is he here? Isn't that the man who did all this?
Rameses: Yes. But one must wonder why.
Moses: Because no kingdom should be made on the backs of slaves. Rameses, your stubbornness is bringing this misery upon Egypt. It would cease if only you would let the Hebrews go.
Me: That's right!
Rameses: I will not be dictated to. I will not be threatened. I am The Morning and The Evening star. I am Pharaoh.
Me: Rameses this is not acts of Divine Retribution, this is get you to listen to reason that God is more powerful than you know.
Moses: Something else is coming. Something much worse than anything before. Please, let go of your contempt for life before it destroys everything you hold dear.
Me: Yeah! Are you willing to let your stubbornness and pride tear you and your entire family apart all because you won't listen to reason!?
Mose: He's right! Think of your son!
Rameses: I do. You Hebrews have been nothing but trouble. My Father had the right idea about how to deal with your people.
Moses: Rameses...
Rameses: And I think it's time I finished the job at the petting zoo
Moses: Rameses!
Rameses: And there shall be a great cry in all of Egypt, such as never has been or ever will be again!
[camera zooms to Pharaoh pointing at a baby, babies in the water, and Rameses' Son, then looking around]
WE GASPED!
Me: Rameses you have no idea what the hell you have just done!
Moses: Rameses, you bring this upon yourself.
Moses: God has come to me again, saying, "Take a lamb, and with its blood, mark the lintel and posts of every door, for tonight, I shall pass through the land of Egypt, and smite all the firstborn. But when I see the blood upon your door, I will pass over you, and the plague shall not enter." [closing the window]
Then the wind appears, flowing down at the buildings, then rattling, then hugging the people, then flowing at the door, sleeping, escaping the breath, then flowing inside, escaping the breath, then blowing the fire out, then opening a window, looking at a wind, then closing the window, then walking upstairs, with the wind flowing, then the pottery breaks, then the wind continues flowing at the men, running away, with the shadow flowing on the head, then the breaths escape, then the wind disappears.
We then heard crying all over the place. We went and confronted him yet again.
Then Rameses walks up, holding Rameses' Son, then Moses walks up, then putting a blanket around him]
Rameses: You and your people, have my permission to go.
[he touches Rameses]
Rameses: Leave me!
He looks at Rameses' Son, covered in blanket, then walking away, then hugging Rameses' Son.
Me: We warned you Rameses. We warned you.
Nico: You know what? You brought this on yourself. Enjoy the consequences!
Me: That's right. Because of your stubbornness and pride, you paid the ultimate price. Deal with it!
We left.
[Then putting a stick down, then laying on a wall, sobbing, then sitting down, then walking away, then Tzipporah appears by Moses, then hugging him, then Miriam walks up to Tzipporah and Moses]
Miriam: [singing] Many nights we've prayed with no proof anyone could hear. In our hearts a hopeful song, we barely understood. Now we are not afraid. Although we know there's much to fear. We were moving mountains long before we knew we could. There can be miracles when you believe. Though hope is frail. It's hard to kill. Who knows what miracles you can achieve. When you believe somehow you will. You will when you believe.
Tzipporah: [singing] In this time of fear, when prayers so often proved in vain. Hope seemed like the summer birds too swiftly flown away. Yet now I'm standing here.
Miriam: [singing] Now I'm standing here.
Tzipporah: [singing] With so heart so full I can't explain.
Both: [singing] Seeking faith and speaking words I never thought I'd say. There can be miracles when you believe.
Miriam: [singing] Though hope is frail. It's hard to kill.
Tzipporah: [singing] It's hard to kill.
Both: [singing] Who knows what miracles you can achieve. When you believe somehow you will. You will when you believe.
(We gathered everyone and got ready to leave and everyone was leaving.
Child: [singing] A-shi-ra l'a-don-ai. Ki ga-oh ga-ah. A-shi-ra l'a-don-ai. Ki ga-oh ga-ah. Mi-cha-mo-cha ba-elim adonai. Mi-ka-mo-cha. Ne-dar ba-ko-desh.
Children: [singing] Na-chi-tah v'-chas-d'-cha. Am zu ga-al-ta. Na-chi-tah v'-chas-d'-cha. Am zu ga-al-ta. A-shi-ra, a-shi-ra a-shi-ra. A-shi-ra l'a-don-ai ki ga-oh ga-ah. A-shi-ra l'a-don-ai ki ga-oh ga-ah. Mi-cha-mo-cha ba-elim adonai. Mi-ka-mo-cha ne-dar ba-ko-desh. Na-chi-tah v'-chas-d'-cha am zu ga-al-ta. Na-chi-tah v'-chas-d'-cha am zu ga-al-ta! A-shi-ra, a-shi-ra! A-shi-ra!
Chorus: [singing] There can be miracles when you believe! Though hope is frail, it's hard to kill!
Miriam: [singing] It's hard to kill.
Chorus: [singing] Who knows what miracles you can achieve.
Miriam: [singing] You can achieve.
Chorus: [singing] When you believe, somehow you will. Now you will. You will when you believe.
Chorus: [singing] When you believe.
Miriam: [singing] You will when you.
Tzipporah: [singing] You will.
Both: [singing] Believe.
We arrived at the Red Sea.
Me: The Red Sea.
Nico: It's beautiful.
Lola: Yep.
[They all walk to a water, putting the jugs down, putting the baby down, taking the shoes off, drinking water, then pouring water in the bowl, then drinking, then blowing a horn, then Rameses appears, then the guards appear.]
Me: We've got company!
Qin: He changed his mind at the last second!
Eli: That dirty double-crosser!
Rameses: Are you ready, Team Loud Phoenix Storn? To fight my army?!
Nico: (smirks) Yeah. We are.
Me: Three words: BRING! IT! ON!
An army of Moloids appeared.
Maria: And that's not all we have!
Maria pulled out the M.O.E. Cannon.
Maria: (TURNS DIAL) SAMURAI KNIGHT 6!
She summoned Deker, Black Knight of Merlin, Razoul, Airazor & Divebomb, Batarax and Wolfblade Conglomerate along with Silver Samurai, Mad Jack and the Elementals!
Nico: YEAH!
Then they all look at a clouds forming the night sky, hearing thunder, then the sea goes up in the sky, then the fire shoots the ground, then they all run away, by tracing the fire, then looking around, then looking at a stick, then walking away, in a water, then raising the stick]
God: With this staff, you shall do my wonders!
[he drops the stick, the the water flows up, by rocks, causing the wind, then Aaron walks by Moses.
Me: Moses we'll hold them off. You guys get everyone to safety!
Moses: But what about?
Me: Don't argue with us just go! We'll catch up to you later.
[Moses nodded and then walking away, then they all walk in, by the wind and thunder, then putting the sheep down, then breaking a wheel]
Moses: Leave it!
[they continue walking, then lighting the torches, by a whale, then gasping, then they continue walking, then the camel lays on Aaron]
Aaron: Yeah, me too.
[he puts down the woman, then the tornado hits the ground, then the tornado disappears]
Me: Now it's just you and us Rameses!
Deker: I hope you're ready to taste my blade.
Rameses pulled out his sword and yelled and they went at us and we went at them and then a bloodbath ensued!
We slashed and mutilated all the soldiers and chopped them up good! It was like a scene out of Braveheart!
Deker used his sword to cleave Rameses' sword in two.
Deker: Nice try.
I kicked a soldier into Rameses and knocked him down.
Nico: Take that!
Qin fired a blast of fire and incinerated many soldiers!
But then Rameses went and did a fast one and went into the Red Sea gap by himself!
Me: He went after Moses and everyone by himself!
Nico: He's crazy! Moses, we got trouble!
Me: No wait! Rameses made a huge mistake.
Nico: What do you mean?
Me: Watch.
Moses: Rameses! He's coming!
[the people run away]
Aaron: Moses! Moses! Hurry! Hurry! I got you.
Man: Look! The shore!
[the sea opens, then the men continue running away, then hearing a thunderclap, then the water falls down, then the water flows in]
Rameses: No! [the water puts Rameses on a rock]
[He runs away by a wave by wind, then the water transforms back into the sea!]
KRASPLASH!
[Long pause, then hugging Aaron, then they all murmur and chatter, then hugging the child, then touching the sand, then hugging the woman, and Tzipporah, then Aaron hugs Moses, then Miriam hugs Tzipporah, then walking to Miriam and Tzipporah, then Miriam hugs Moses]
Moses: Thank you.
[she walks away, then Moses walks away, by looking at clouds and sea, then cut to Rameses]
Rameses: Moses! Moses!
Nico: He gave us no choice.
Me: Nope. Now he learns the hard way.
Eli: Yep.
We flew up and caught up to Moses.
I looked at Moses.
Moses: Good-bye, brother.
Me: I'm sorry Moses.
We caught up to everyone.
Chorus: [singing] A-shi-ra l'a-don-ai. Ki ga-oh ga-ah! A-shi-ra l'a-don-ai. Ki ga-oh ga-ah.
Tzipporah: Look. Look at your people, Moses.
[they both look at the people]
Tzipporah: They are free.
Me: They sure are.
Moses: Thanks to all of you.
Me: It was our pleasure.
Nico: Enjoy your freedom. You earned it.
Me: Absolutely.
Miriam: Thank you all so much.
Me: Anytime.
We smiled.
Nico: We're not done yet.
Me: Nope.
Eli: I sense the first member of the Another Villains coming.
Me: But lets take the fight somewhere else.
Nico: Any reason?
Me: Just a place we should have gone to on Flurry Heart's last mission.
Nico: Oh I get it. Freezeflame Galaxy.
Me: Yep.
I snapped my fingers and we were teleported to the floating lava planet of the Freezeflame Galaxy.
Nicole: Whew! Toasty.
Nico: And now, let's get the necessary archenemies here.
Me: Okay.
I called in Princess Celestia, Cynder and Dana Blackfire.
Princess Celestia: What seems to be the trouble?
Me: Well the Another Villain that we're going to face is Another King of Flan and he is your archenemy.
Cynder: And I'm here because Another Skillit?
Me: Bingo.
Dana Blackfire: But I don't have an archenemy yet.
Me: Actually you do now. You have Kaos' mom Kaossandra as your archenemy.
Dana Blackfire: Wow! This is gonna be awesome!
Nico: Who's first?
Princess Celestia: I'll be first.
Me: Another King of Flan is first.
Qin: Yep.
Nico: There she is!
We saw a figure rolling towards us and it was a dark version of King of Flan! It was ANOTHER KING OF FLAN!
Me: Whoa! Another King of Flan!
Xenia: Wow!
Another King of Flan: (In a girls voice) Spanish Accent) Even though I love flan this is not buena.
Me: (GASP) That voice.
She reverted back and was a girl with green hair, Green eyes with red sclera, Green clothes and had green leaf angel wings and had the symbols of the Life Skylanders on her skirt and in the middle of her forehead.
Me: (GASP) Mariposa Santiago!
Mariposa Santiago: Si good to see you again J.D.
Me: You too.
Nico: You two know each other?
Me: I sure do. She is an awesome gardener that I met down in Mexico and surprisingly she is Ronnie Anne and Bobby's big sister.
We gasped!
Lincoln: Whoa! Ronnie Anne never told me about you.
Mariposa Santiago: I have my reasons but it's an honor to meet you Lincoln. I've heard so much about you.
Lincoln: It's mutual.
Mariposa Santiago: Si and I'm also the gene-slammer for Camo.
Me: Wow! The exploding fruit plant dragon of the Skylanders.
Mariposa Santiago: Si. It's buena for me.
Me: It sure is.
Qin: Your sister is now in Lincoln's harem and your brother is now married to Lori.
Mariposa Santiago: Ay Caramba! I missed out on a lot.
Me: You sure have. Lori and Bobby have come a long way.
Mariposa: Boy I have a lot of catching up to do.
Celestia: I'm afraid I have to fight you.
Mariposa Santiago: It's truly an honor to meet you Princess Celestia.
Princess Celestia: Same to you.
Girl Jordan: First lets separate you from Another Turtleini.
Mariposa Santiago: Okay.
Girl Jordan: Yep. Lets go Leeli.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had fireballs and lava flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
Mariposa glowed and Another King of Flan separated from her and she was cured!
Nico: YEAH!
Mariposa Santiago: Wow! That was great!
Me: Yeah!
Princess Celestia: This is gonna be fun!
Mariposa Celestia: Si! Lets bring the fruit punch!
She fired a vine and grew exploding fruits and they wrapped around him and then…
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
Another King of Flan was blasted down and Princess Celestia fired a wave of sun energy and blasted him and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
He was dead!
I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Princess of The Sun and The Tower of Flan.
Me: Nice title and it fits.
Nico: Who's next?
Me: Another Skillit.
Nico: Cynder is up.
Cynder: Volts and Lightning.
Qin: Yep
Cynder: Here goes nothing.
Then we saw a figure come and it was ANOTHER SKILLIT!
Me: Another Skillit!
Qin: Whoa this one is gonna be awesome and cool.
Nico: Yeah it is!
Another Skillit: (In a girls voice) I'm really looking forward to this one.
Me: (GASP) That voice.
She reverted back and was a girl with purple hair, blue eyes with purple sclera, purple clothes and purple angel wings and she had the skull symbol of the undead skylanders on her skirt and in the middle of her forehead.
Me: (GASP) Annabelle Melchior!
Annabelle: Good to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here.
Nico: You know her?
Me: I sure do. Annabelle is from Romania and she is also a conjuror of the undead and has the ability to see spirits. And she is also a powerful lightning master too.
Annabelle: That's right and I'm also the gene-slammer of Cynder's kind.
We gasped!
Cynder: Wow! It's like I'm fighting a humanized version of myself.
Annabelle: It sure feels that way.
Cynder: Sorry we have to do this.
Annabelle: I know.
Lincoln: Let me help with that.
He fired a blast of light and it hit her and separated Another Skillit from her!
Annabelle: Wow!
Cynder: That was awesome! Lets get him!
Annabelle: Lets!
Cynder and Annabelle: Volts and Lightning!
They fired a massive blast of lightning and blasted him and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Undead Dragon Princess and the Ugly Mischief Elf.
Me: Cool title.
Nico: Two down!
Me: Three to go.
Qin: Yep.
Dana Blackfire: My turn next for Another Kaossandra.
Twilight Sparkle: I have a feeling this one will be a strange one.
Lola: Same here.
Nico: Yeah.
May: There she is!
Out of a swirl of darkness came ANOTHER KAOSSANDRA!
Me: Whoa this one is powerful and cool.
Lola: Yeah!
Another Kaossandra: And it's good that I get to see you again J.D.
Me: (Gasp) That voice!
She reverted back and was a girl that had black hair and red eyes and had black clothes and had the symbol of Kaos on her dress skirt and in the middle of her forehead and had a black wing and a white wing and she had a sword that was imbued with the 10 Skylanders elements on the blade.
Me: (GASP) Cassandra Kaos!
Cassandra Kaos: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here.
Dana Blackfire: Let me guess. You're the gene-slammer for Kaos right?
Cassandra Kaos: That's right and I have all his powers as well as mastery over all the 10 elements.
Twilight Sparkle: Wow! That is really amazing! Kaos is my archenemy and he is awesome and funny.
Cassandra Kaos: I can tell that he does awesome for you Twilight.
Dana Blackfire: This one is new for us.
Cassandra Kaos: I know. But it's awesome.
Varie: It sure is.
Dana Blackfire: Sorry we have to fight like this.
Cassandra Kaos: I know.
Lincoln: I got this.
Lincoln fired waves of light and they hit her and separated Another Kaossandra from her!
Cassandra Kaos: Whoa! Now this will be fun!
Dana Blackfire: Here goes!
Dana fired waves of darkness and Cassandra fired energy lasers and blasted Another Kaossandra down and she exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
She was dead!
I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Dark Skylander Elemental Princess and the Empress of Chaotic Evil.
Me: Fitting Title.
Qin: That is awesome.
Cassandra Kaos: That was so awesome though!
Nico: Now, it'll be like fighting Another Pete all over again.
Me: Yep. Except this one is for Pete from the 1930s and 40s.
Nico: That is awesome.
Peg Leg Pete: That is very coincidental.
Lola: It sure is.
Nico: There she is!
Out of a swarm of Golden Scarabs came ANOTHER PEG LEG PETE!
Me: Another Peg Leg Pete!
Nico: Whoa!
Another Peg Leg Pete: (In a girls voice) This form is not a golden one.
Me: (GASP) That voice.
She reverted back and it was a girl with golden hair, red eyes, and yellow clothes and had golden yellow angel wings and had the symbols of the Earth Skylanders on her skirt and in the middle of her forehead and she had the staff of the Golden Queen in her hands.
Me: (GASP) Janelle Goldie Kirby!
Janelle Goldie: Awesome to see you again J.D. You are as golden as ever.
Me: Same to you.
Nico: It's obvious that you are the gene-slammer for Golden Queen because of the staff in your hands.
Janelle Goldie: That's right. Also I turned these guys into gold statues for you all for your garden.
She showed us gold statues of Alternate versions of Heather and the Sore Losers.
Me: Cool!
Nico: Awesome!
Lincoln: Better to be made of gold than alive.
Felix: I hope the real ones are still alive for us to humiliate.
Me: Felix most of them are all dead. Amy is alive but not the others.
Felix: Oh right.
Janelle Goldie: Don't worry these ones are all evil. I banished their spirits to the black gates after turning them to gold.
Qin: That's a relief.
Nico: Yeah.
Felix: But this will be fun.
Janelle Goldie: It sure will. And I loved watching all your cartoons back when I was a little girl. Good times.
Felix: Yeah. Is the Another Mole Man friendly or hostile?
Janelle Goldie: Friendly. This one however is not a gene-slammer though. But you'll be amazed who it is.
Me: I have a feeling it will be good.
Felix: Let's get it on like Donkey Kong!
Lincoln: After this.
He fired a blast of energy and separated Janelle Goldie from Another Peg Leg Pete and she was free.
Me: Here's one I learned from Itchy and Scratchy!
I pulled out a Tommy Gun and blasted his legs and then charred him in an incinerator!
Felix and Janelle blasted him and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
He was dead and I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called the 24K Golden Queen and The Steamboat Willie Sailor Ogre!
Nico: (LAUGHS) THAT WAS GREAT!
Eli: Just like in an Itchy and Scratchy Cartoon.
Lola: Yeah!
Me: I used what I saw in Steamboat Itchy. (Season 4 Episode 6)
Nico: Another Mole Man is last.
Me: Yep.
But then there was a rumble and then hands reached up from out of the ground and pulled Nico's pants down when he wasn't looking and then it dug out and out came ANOTHER MOLE MAN!
Me: Whoa! Uhh Nico don't look now but your pants are down.
Nico: Huh? HEY!
Another Mole Man: (In a girls voice) (LAUGHING) GOTCHA!
Me: (LAUGHS) Gopher Joan Brick. Awesome!
She reverted back and was a girl with brown hair and brown clothes.
Joan Brick: That was funny though!
Me: Yep. Joan has the digging capabilities of a gopher and can dig tunnels like no big deal. She is a great miner too.
Qin: Wow!
Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!
Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.
Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!
Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.
Joan Brick: Actually no he didn't. I tunneled out of his base with incredible speed before he could say anything.
Me: He should know better than to mess with a gopher.
Eli: You know what's funny is that they are the mascots of a golf course.
Qin: They sure are.
Joan Brick: They sure are and that is a fact.
Me: Yep. Sorry we have to fight like this.
Kaito and Zocks: Zenkaiju gear!
They donned their Zenkaiju armor!
Nico: Pull my pants down will you! WHY YOU LITTLE RODENT!
She turned into Another Mole Man!
Xenia: Lets do it!
Nico: (gets out Mole Man's Ridewatch) I'll show you!
Nico activated it and dug underground and then popped out behind her and then grabbed her in a headlock and gave her a noogie!
Nico: Say it!
Another Mole Man: NO! OW OW!
Nico: SAY IT!
Me: For heaven's sake say it!
Another Mole Man: UNCLE! UNCLE!
Nico teleported back.
Nico: Good. (ACTIVATES PEG LEG PETE'S RIDEWATCH)
He fired waves of energy and blasted her down.
Nico: (gets out Mole Man's Ridewatch) I'll show you!
Nico activated it and dug underground and then popped out behind her and then grabbed her in a headlock and gave her a noogie!
Nico: Say it!
Another Mole Man: NO! OW OW!
Nico: SAY IT!
Me: For heaven's sake say it!
Another Mole Man: UNCLE! UNCLE!
Nico teleported back.
Nico: Good. (ACTIVATES PEG LEG PETE'S RIDEWATCH)
He fired waves of energy and blasted her down.
May: (gets out Voltar's Ridewatch) Feel the wrath of the Great Voltar!
May activated it and fired energy waves and blasted her all over!
Lola: YEAH! That was cool!
May: (gets out Bat Imagin's Ridewatch) Let's get batty!
She activated it and fired waves of sonic energy and blasted her down!
Maria: Oh yeah!
Laney: Take that!
Nico: Yeah!
Maria: (gets out Universe 666 Chernabog's Ridewatch) My turn!
Maria activated it and fired waves of fire and they formed into ferocious demons and they danced and fired waves of fire and blasted her all over.
Qin: Awesome!
Lola: Amazing!
Maria: (gets out Villain Lava Girl's Ridewatch) Feel the heat!
She activated it and fired waves of fire and blasted her all over.
Felix: My turn!
He activated Peg Leg Pete's Ridewatch and blasted her with energy waves.
Lola: Oh yeah!
Then Katnappe and her team came!
She had LeQuack, Universe 666 Sentinel Prime, Argit, Frankie The Squealer and Ghost Monster!
Nico: Nice team, Katnappe!
Katnappe: Thanks Nico.
Me: I hope that isn't a certain big chinned motherfucking asshole turncoat that is locked up in Nico's bedroom!
Universe 666 Animated Sentinel Prime: HEY! Watch the chin!
Katnappe: This is the 666 version.
Me: Oh. That's a relief.
Qin: Good.
Maria: Where's the next Gene Slammer?
Me: Hmm.
But then we smelled a really horrible odor!
SEAL BARK!
Me: Oh good god! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT PUTRID ODOR!?
Nico: P.U.!
Eli: YUCK!
?: It's me.
We saw a Garbodor!
Me: A Garbodor! WHEW! This one smells like shit!
Garbodor: (In a girls voice) And I love it!
Nico: Vicky Trashit! Whoa!
Qin: Our old resident trash hermit!? Cool!
Garbodor: I got this.
She fired a massive stream of vomit and smashed down Another Mole Man and she reverted back and I caught the ridewatch and purified it and brought her over.
Me: OH SICK!
Maria cleaned her up.
Vicky reverted back and she was a girl with black hair and blue eyes and she had black clothes and smelled REALLY HORRIBLE!
Vicky Trashit: That was awesome!
Felix: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Vicky Trashit: When we shoved a bunch of bullies into a pool of diarrhea made by yours truly and it was totally funny.
Me: Okay that part I did NOT NEED to know!
Qin: But that was funny!
Nico: I really missed you.
Vicky Trashit: Me too Nico. Me too.
Nico: I'd hug you but you know.
Vicky Trashit: I know.
We later went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Danny Phantom, Princess Hisui, Slime Princess, Breakfast Princess, Frozen Yogurt Princess, and Wildberry Princess are heading to Tokyo, Japan, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the fifty-three girls, but we're also going to face, take down, and recruit the next hypothetical Akumatized Loud Sister into The Masters of Evil, Digital Diva, the Akumatized form of Lori Loud, she has powers over cell phones and she's a total diva and drama queen with a temper to match, but her power over cellphones are no match for our technological know-how, and we're going to see for ourselves his experience when it came to dealing with and taking down Lori: and he's so going to take her down in the same way he'd taken her down before in the past.
Lincoln: Ah, we're here in Tokyo, Japan, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the fifty-three girls, but we're also going to face, take down, and recruit the next hypothetical Akumatized Loud Sister into The Masters of Evil, Digital Diva, the Akumatized form of Lori.
Me: And from our talk with Gabriel on Easter, she has powers over cell phones and she's a total diva and drama queen with a temper to match, but her power over cellphones are no match for our technological know-how.
Lincoln: And you're going to see for yourselves my experience when it came to dealing with and also taking down Lori: and I'm so going to take her down in the same way I'd taken her down before in the past.
Suddenly, we saw peoples' phones blowing up with massive amounts of text messages with threats.
Luna: Whoa! And I thought Lori was a text-a-holic with her phone! (GASPS) Dudes, I think I know what she's doing!
Lincoln used his computer eyes, and saw that Luna was right: Digital Diva's the culprit behind this!
Lincoln: She's sending tons of text messages to peoples' phones, and many of them are threats. Our phones, wrist computers, and other technological devices have state-of-the-art anti-spam software and firewalls to keep out virus and hackers.
Alya: Like when I was Lady Wi-Fi.
Marinette: Okay, I think it's time to kick that text-a-holic diva out of this digital chat room!
Lincoln sent a wave of computer energy which spread to the cellphones of everyone, and it kicked that diva out.
Danny Phantom: Nice, now this'll get her really really mad now!
Suddenly, we heard a loud scream of rage.
Lola: Yep, there's no mistaking that angry scream. (Gasps) And there's her castle!
We then saw Digital Diva's castle: it was a high-tech fortress of nightmares.
Lincoln: I'm starting to sense a pattern: we saw that Princess Pink had set up a pink medieval castle of nightmares when she came to Paris yesterday, and now, Digital Diva's set up a high-tech castle of nightmares when she came to Tokyo, they're like the monarchs of a kingdom. Let's head inside and dethrone that bad-tempered diva.
But, before we could head inside the castle, suddenly, we saw Elemental HERO Mudballman appear before us, and with it are the fifty-three girls.
Nico: Whoa, that's Elemental HERO Mudballman, cool!
Jaden: And another of my Elemental HEROS.
Elemental HERO Mudballman: (Girl's voice) Looks like we got here just in time, and I got the girls away from that diva before she could kill them.
Lincoln: (Gasps) That voice, Helena Demeter, I knew it was you!
?: (ENRAGED SCREAM) I WILL LITERALLY TURN YOU ALL INTO HUMAN PRETZELS FOR RUINING MY PLANS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
We saw a ball of digital data heading right for us, but it then crashed onto the ground, and we saw who it was in the ball of digital data: Digital Diva, the hypothetical Akumatized form of Lori Loud, her hair was tied in a bun, she has blue eyes and dark blue sclera, and she was dressed in a blue ninja uniform.
Lori: (Gasps) So, that's Digital Diva?! She's exactly what I could've become during the fight to stop Gabriel years ago.
Digital Diva: HOW DARE YOU ALL RUIN MY PLANS! I WILL LITERALLY TURN ALL OF YOU INTO HUMAN PRETZELS!
Digital Diva went at Lincoln and she reeled back and was about to punch him, but he grabbed her fist and stopped it, and he reeled his left fist back and he landed a punch of his own punching Digital Diva in the face and sent her crashing into her own fortress and wrecking all of her equipment.
Nico: Ooh, now that was one brutal punch!
Suddenly, Digital Diva came out, and her face literally turned red with fury and she screamed like a banshee.
Lori: (Smirks) You really did it now, you diva! Time to teach you a lesson.
Sylvester: But, don't kill her, we need to take her down.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: I know, but I've been wanting to show you guys how I always took Lori down whenever she let the beast inside me out. Alright, team, time to put that diva in her place!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Star Blood-Stained Demonic Darkness Justice and Divine Star Bloodstained Demonic Dark Demon Hound Compassion, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, search Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal search Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental search Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Archangel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Heavenly Lightstorm Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Archangel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Justice, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Magical Elemental Fairy Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Fairy Wolf Justice and Divine Elemental Fairy Magic Mysticon Wolf Hope and he had his Lupus' Celestial Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice and Eye of Lupus orb ready, Danny Phantom and his team, The Lion Guard, The Miraculous Celestial Union, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nico, Nicole, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Digital Diva and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Digital Diva got extremely mad, she continued to throw kunai daggers at us, but we dodged them all. Then, Lincoln fired waves of ladybugs and red fire at Digital Diva which exploded with incredible power as they hit her, and she was knocked out, tied up, and sent to The Masters of Evil. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: That's another hypothetical Akumatized Loud Sister recruited into The Masters of Evil and only nine more to go. (To Helena Demeter) And it's so good to see you again, Helena Demeter.
Helena Demeter reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long brown hair with blue-streaked bangs, light blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has a really strong and powerful muscular physique and ample breasts, tanned skin, she has massive and beautiful white angel wings, she's dressed in a sleeveless light blue top, dark blue skirt, dark blue knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with earth, plants, leaves, and earth angels on the coattails and on the back is Elemental HERO Mudballman, and holstered on her back is a massive Elemental HERO Mudballman-themed greatsword with embedded blue gems and Elemental HERO Mudballman etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged dark blue blade, large dark blue phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces embedded on both sides of the hilt with blue gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large white angel heads and large dark blue gem on the bottom of the large white angel heads for the pommel.
Helena Demeter: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Helena Demeter and he hugged her, and Helena Demeter is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and they also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Helena Demeter: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old 7'9" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot in height, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Nico: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and he's become truly immortal.
Me: And Lincoln, you know this sexy hot mama?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., this is Helena Demeter, Gene-Slammer of Elemental HERO Mudballman and younger sister of Abeline Demeter, the Elemental Angel of Earth, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan, she's a very powerful and also a very physically strong athlete who was born with superhuman strength, and she's also a skilled wilderness survival expert. Plus, she's also a seductive and one sexy hot mama who's flirted and made out with me more than once, and she loves me with all her heart and she knows to share me among the other members of my harem and fellow Guardian Angels.
Luna: We almost busted out laughing seeing our bro's face being smooshed by her chest as she was hugging him.
Lori: And she was also kissing him all over the place and he had a love struck look on his face.
Earth: Like how we always make out with him.
Monica Anniston: Exactly, Earth. Helena Demeter's a member of The Elemental HEROS of Earth, but, unlike with The Elemental HEROS of Fire who had to deal with parents who built their business empires through the theft of intellectual property and got into criminal activity and evil siblings who are thieves and heartless thugs, The Elemental HEROS of Water who had to deal with lying conniving workers who tried to extort them and ruin their names and reputations, along with Sergio, the mastermind behind some of the early extortion plots, and the heartless evil abusive greedy parents and heartless gold-digging evil ex-little sisters, and The Elemental HEROS of Darkness who've had to deal with Lori, she and the other Elemental HEROS of Earth have had numerous clashes and dealings with Lynn, who has more than once tried to kill them and Lincoln many times over when she goes on her massive rage-fueled rampages.
Helena Demeter: But, we always saw her coming when we see her running on all fours, beating her chest like a gorilla and roaring like an animal, and the worst part was letting out those really loud belches, and catching the stench of her sweaty armpits and smelly feet.
Me: Yeah, the smell of her sweaty pits tends to make us sick.
Selena Arcangela: But, Helena and the other Elemental HEROS of Earth along with Lincoln had more than once beaten Lynn into the ground, tied that animal up, and dragged her smelly butt home where she eventually got into massive trouble with her parents.
Nico: Dang, and is she really that strong, Lincoln?!
Lincoln summons a 900,000,000,000,000,000-lb barbell, and Helena Demeter lifted it with one hand and we saw just how strong she really is, and my jaw and Nico's hit the floor.
Qin: (Whistles) Damn, and I thought many of our friends were that strong, but whoa!
Helena Demeter: And I'm going to reveal a very horrible revelation: and it's about how Linky and I took down Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, along with Chandler, Artie, Trent, Pablo, Anderson, Hawk, Hank, Flip, Scoots, and Killjoy Huggins, who went really insane because of Lincoln always surviving and the Guardian Angels stopping them at every turn, and they really snapped and went on a rampage and caused a ton of destruction in Royal Woods. (To Lincoln) Oh, Lincoln, there's something I also want to give you.
Lincoln: Let me guess, you want to give me your blood, right, Helena?
Helena Demeter: How'd you guess what I was about to ask?
Lincoln's harem and Guardian Angels showed the bite marks that Lincoln left as he marked them.
Helena Demeter: I knew it, you marked them and fed on their blood, along with acquiring their powers as well, I knew that was coming since you'd done that more than once when he got brutally injured by Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan more than once.
Lincoln went up to Helena Demeter, and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Helena Demeter: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Helena Demeter's neck with light blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and dark blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Helena Demeter: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Helena Demeter.
Helena Demeter had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around them, and he leans down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the fifty-three girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, he immediately recognized them. The fifty-three girls are Akiko Saitō, Aya Enomoto, Azumi Nakamori, Beauty Ichigaya, Blade Uehara, Bomber Kishima, Chiaki Murakami, Chigusa Yūki, Chiharu Murakami, Chizuru Nagahara, Cuty Kanai, Dolphin Hayase, Foxy Maho, Freia Kagami, Haruka Date, Hikaru Ogawa, Hitomi Fujishima, Kanna Kamui, Kasumi Tsuji, Kazuki Aiba, Kazumi Fujiwara, Makoto Kondō, Megumi Mutō, Michelle Taki, Mifuyu Yagyū, Mighty Yukiko, Mikoto Kusanagi, Mimi Yoshihara, Mitsuki Sugiura, Miyuki Sanada, Noel Shiraishi, Ogre Asahina, Panther Risako, Raira Kamui, Rei Tomizawa, Reiko Kanamori, RIKKA, Riyu Kikuchi, Royal Hōjō, Sachiko Kanda, Satomi Kojima, Shiho Kobayakawa, Shinobu Echigo, Shizuka Yajima, Succubus Manabe, Suzumi Ishikawa, Teddy Cat Hori, Thunder Ryūko, Tomomi Watanabe, Toshimi Minami, Tsubasa Nomura, Yui Naruse, and Yūki Hoshina from Wrestle Angels Survivor.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Akiko Saitō, Aya Enomoto, Azumi Nakamori, Beauty Ichigaya, Blade Uehara, Bomber Kishima, Chiaki Murakami, Chigusa Yūki, Chiharu Murakami, Chizuru Nagahara, Cuty Kanai, Dolphin Hayase, Foxy Maho, Freia Kagami, Haruka Date, Hikaru Ogawa, Hitomi Fujishima, Kanna Kamui, Kasumi Tsuji, Kazuki Aiba, Kazumi Fujiwara, Makoto Kondō, Megumi Mutō, Michelle Taki, Mifuyu Yagyū, Mighty Yukiko, Mikoto Kusanagi, Mimi Yoshihara, Mitsuki Sugiura, Miyuki Sanada, Noel Shiraishi, Ogre Asahina, Panther Risako, Raira Kamui, Rei Tomizawa, Reiko Kanamori, RIKKA, Riyu Kikuchi, Royal Hōjō, Sachiko Kanda, Satomi Kojima, Shiho Kobayakawa, Shinobu Echigo, Shizuka Yajima, Succubus Manabe, Suzumi Ishikawa, Teddy Cat Hori, Thunder Ryūko, Tomomi Watanabe, Toshimi Minami, Tsubasa Nomura, Yui Naruse, and Yūki Hoshina from Wrestle Angels Survivor.
My jaw and Nico's jaw dropped to the pavement!
CLANG! CLANG!
Eli put our jaws back!
Nico: What the heck?! Fifty-three girls located in one rescue?!
Me: This tops the previous amounts of girls we'd seen on his many other rescues!
Nicole: You said it, Dad.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Akiko Saitō: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Akiko Saitō and the other fifty-two girls saw who it was that saved them from Digital Diva, the hypothetical Akumatized form of Lori Loud, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'9" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscrossing straps and large circular chest plate with phoenix on it, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, search Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracelet and other bracelets merged with them, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers, he has ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense blue aura around him.
Akiko Saitō: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Lincoln made fifty-two clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Akiko Saitō: Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, fifty-three Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Akiko Saitō, Aya Enomoto, Azumi Nakamori, Beauty Ichigaya, Blade Uehara, Bomber Kishima, Chiaki Murakami, Chigusa Yūki, Chiharu Murakami, Chizuru Nagahara, Cuty Kanai, Dolphin Hayase, Foxy Maho, Freia Kagami, Haruka Date, Hikaru Ogawa, Hitomi Fujishima, Kanna Kamui, Kasumi Tsuji, Kazuki Aiba, Kazumi Fujiwara, Makoto Kondō, Megumi Mutō, Michelle Taki, Mifuyu Yagyū, Mighty Yukiko, Mikoto Kusanagi, Mimi Yoshihara, Mitsuki Sugiura, Miyuki Sanada, Noel Shiraishi, Ogre Asahina, Panther Risako, Raira Kamui, Rei Tomizawa, Reiko Kanamori, RIKKA, Riyu Kikuchi, Royal Hōjō, Sachiko Kanda, Satomi Kojima, Shiho Kobayakawa, Shinobu Echigo, Shizuka Yajima, Succubus Manabe, Suzumi Ishikawa, Teddy Cat Hori, Thunder Ryūko, Tomomi Watanabe, Toshimi Minami, Tsubasa Nomura, Yui Naruse, and Yūki Hoshina with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team was shocked to find out the villain we went after was Digital Diva, the hypothetical Akumatized form of Lori Loud.
But, when Lincoln showed what he did first by putting an end to her spamming text messages to the cellphones of the population, and then, all of us laid the beatdown on Digital Diva and tied her up and sent her to The Masters of Evil, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him all over. Lincoln and Helena Demeter have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: Dang, you guys really laid quite the beatdown on Digital Diva, and you definitely got a lot of payback on her for all the things Lori did to him when she fell under Dark Lori's control, Lincoln.
Lincoln: And everyone saw how I took her down in the past.
Marinette: It was so awesome, he stopped her attack, and then, he reeled his fist back and punched her hard in the face and wrecked her equipment and castle all at once!
Alya: That was really brutal.
Lincoln: And for tomorrow's rescue for me, we're going to take down and recruit Mimica, the hypothetical Akumatized form of Leni.
Gabriel: For her, I planned to give her the power to mimic anyone, and for her, she'll be a slime Akuma.
Nico: Ooh, now that's a good one.
Lincoln: But, I know my sisters well and I know what some of their habits are.
Laney: For these rescues, this is where Lincoln's experience when dealing with the chaos of The Loud House will really show itself.
Me: That's for sure.
After taking down Digital Diva, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Helena Demeter saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Helena Demeter: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 17-year-old, 7'9" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out for many years. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Helena, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Helena Demeter: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Helena Demeter: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone.
Nico: Yep. So, Helena, what's the story on how you and Lincoln took down Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, along with Chandler, Artie, Trent, Pablo, Anderson, Hawk, Hank, Flip, Scoots, and Killjoy Huggins, who went really insane because of Lincoln always surviving and the Guardian Angels stopping them at every turn, and they really snapped and went on a rampage and caused a ton of destruction in Royal Woods?
Helena Demeter: You're not going to like hearing it, Nico.
Helena Demeter pulled up the video as it played on the big screen. There we see Helena Demeter and Lincoln working out in their gym and Lincoln was 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, even doing yoga to clear his mind and the rest of The Guardian Angels were with him, and Alicia Brantley was doing the same routine as Lincoln. Suddenly, they heard the alarm sound, and they saw on the television: Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, along with Chandler, Artie, Trent, Pablo, Anderson, Hawk, Hank, Flip, Scoots, and Killjoy Huggins, and they've gone really insane because of Lincoln always surviving and the Guardian Angels stopping them at every turn, and they really snapped and went on a rampage and caused a ton of destruction in Royal Woods.
Past Selene Emperyous: What the heck?!
Past Laney Emperyous: Oh shit, Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, along with Chandler, Artie, Trent, Pablo, Anderson, Hawk, Hank, Flip, Scoots, and Killjoy Huggins have gone absolutely insane because of seeing Lincoln always surviving and all of us stopping them at every turn!
Past Helena Demeter: Looks like they've really snapped, we need to get out there and stop them, they've gone on a violent rampage and they're causing destruction in Royal Woods.
Past Lincoln: Let's go!
Lincoln and his Guardian Angels head outside the gym, and they saw Royal Woods was literally a big mess. Then, as they continued on through the town, they soon see Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, along with Chandler, Artie, Trent, Pablo, Anderson, Hawk, Hank, Flip, Scoots, and Killjoy Huggins, and their eyes are literally red with rage and insanity. They ran at Lincoln and his Guardian Angels and they were out for blood, but Lincoln and Helena Demeter went after Chandler, Artie, Trent, Pablo, Anderson, Hawk, Hank, Flip, Scoots, and Killjoy Huggins, and they brutally pulverized those jerks into the dirt, and then, they went after Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and they also brutally mongrelized those five.
Past Lincoln: You guys are seriously in big trouble!
Lincoln fired red energy blasts from his massive white angel wings and he tied Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, Artie, Trent, Pablo, Anderson, Hawk, Hank, Flip, Scoots, and Killjoy Huggins up in red energy ropes, as Helena and Lincoln shared a kiss. The video ends, and we were horrified!
Nico: Oh shit, so Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, along with Chandler, Artie, Trent, Pablo, Anderson, Hawk, Hank, Flip, Scoots, and Killjoy Huggins were the ones who caused all that destruction in Royal Woods.
Me: Yep, and we were also there for their punishments. First, Chandler, Artie, Trent, Pablo, Anderson, Hawk, Hank, Flip, Scoots, and Killjoy Huggins were hit with massive penalties resulting in jail time for Chandler, Artie, Trent, Pablo, Anderson, Hawk, Hank, Flip, and Scoots, and Killjoy Huggins got a three month suspension by Superintendent Chen.
Luna: Then, Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan got grounded for nineteen weeks by Mom and Pops, and Selene Emperyous tied them up in straitjackets and tossed them into that metal box prison again.
Helena Demeter: And we also made them clean up the town for all the damages they caused during their violent rampage, plus, if they didn't clean up the town, then, we'd have to get the cops involved and we'd get them sent to jail.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Mary, May, Yuriko Hibiki, and Blana are heading to Dolphin Shoals.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'9", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Mary, May, Yuriko Hibiki, and Blana were dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Mary, May, Yuriko Hibiki, and Blana fell in with Lincoln, and he also fell in love with them as well, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln killed them all and sucked out their blood, which made Flip go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at him and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of that mutant, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that Frejya Jordan has sent some thugs to kill them.
Mary: Whoa, so our first date's here in Dolphin Shoals, nice.
Lincoln: I knew that you, May, Yuriko Hibiki, and Blana would love it, Mary, and it's perfect for our first date before the triple wedding. Shall we?
Lincoln, Mary, May, Yuriko Hibiki, and Blana dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, then they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Mary, May, Yuriko Hibiki, and Blana got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, but then, they saw Frejya Jordan's hired thugs coming after them and Lincoln fired blasts of blood red energy which hit them and he sucked out all their blood and energy and killed them and sent them to The Black Gates forever.
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Mary, May, Yuriko Hibiki, and Blana, and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Mary, May, Yuriko Hibiki, and Blana placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, then they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive muscular body, and eight-pack abs.
Lily the Mermaid: (Snickers) Looks like someone's enjoyed their beach date at Dolphin Shoals, eh, Linky?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!
Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Mary, May, Yuriko Hibiki, and Blana with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Mary, May, Yuriko Hibiki, and Blana are now in your harem.
Jenna: Flip has got some nerve trying to kill them, that cheapskate's just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: Even after all this time, Flip's still the same mutant cheapskate he's always been.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with Frejya Jordan's hired thugs, but I killed them all, and this is going to piss her off in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Frejya Jordan scream with extreme hatred and rage.
Maria: Yeah, up yours, bitch!
Nico: Serves her right, but she'll get hers later on today.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was Frejya Jordan of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, and she's heading here to kill Lincoln and get revenge. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, it's Frejya Jordan of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, and she's heading here to kill me and get revenge.
Selene Arcangela: Should've known Brianna Greyson would send her next. But, if we know that bitch all too well, she'll also be bringing Flora Marley, Emberlynn Harlow, Charlotte Kensington, Arleth Presley, Angelique Sawyer, Isabella Morgana, Natalie Everett, Morgana Wesley, Melanie Landon, Megan Cooper, Kylie Carter, Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson with her.
Nicholette Torrington: Just like what happened when The Chernabog Sisters came after us last year.
Lincoln: That won't be a problem, I'll trap them in a force field.
Polly Pain: While you and I deal with Frejya Jordan and put an end to her for good, Lincoln.
Lincoln: But, we also got to watch it though, Frejya Jordan will no doubt have her machine guns with her, along with the others.
Nico: Good thinking, if they broke out of jail, they're bound to have gotten access to high-powered machine guns they stole from the cops or got themselves from contacts outside. Alright, gang, even though today's the triple wedding of Star & Marco, Steven & Connie, and Takato & Jeri, we can't let that monster bitch nor the rest of those monster bitches ruin the wedding.
Lincoln: Let's head out and kill Frejya Jordan and send the rest of those monster bitches running for their lives.
Selene Arcangela: You better start praying for mercy, you remorseless bitch.
Selene Emperyous: Because, we will show you and the others none for everything you've done in the past.
Polly Pain: No way are we forgiving you for any of your actions, Frejya Jordan, you better be ready to pay the price for your foul misdeeds.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and we headed out to The Park to kill Frejya Jordan of The Legion of The Lincoln Haters.
We arrived at the park to hunt down our next target: Frejya Jordan of The Legion of the Lincoln Haters.
Simba: Okay, we've made it to the park. Now, it's not long before Frejya Jordan shows up.
Timon: Yeah, the only thing that can alert us is that shrill voice of hers and screaming bloody revenge at Lincoln.
Me and Nico: Along with that big fat mouth of hers.
?: LINCOLN LOUD, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU FOR GETTING US EXPELLED FIVE YEARS AGO, YOU WHITE-HAIRED FREAK!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large search pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the ten coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the ten large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln: Oh great, I knew there's no mistaking that foul mouth from anywhere, you just don't know when to call it quits, do you, Frejya Jordan.
We saw a girl with black hair, red eyes, and dressed in a black coat, white blouse, black pants, and black knee-high boots heading our way on a motorcycle, it was Frejya Jordan of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, but we also saw Flora Marley, Emberlynn Harlow, Charlotte Kensington, Arleth Presley, Angelique Sawyer, Isabella Morgana, Natalie Everett, Morgana Wesley, Melanie Landon, Megan Cooper, Kylie Carter, Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson heading here as well.
Selene Arcangela: Oh great, that monster bitch's also got Flora Marley, Emberlynn Harlow, Charlotte Kensington, Arleth Presley, Angelique Sawyer, Isabella Morgana, Natalie Everett, Morgana Wesley, Melanie Landon, Megan Cooper, Kylie Carter, Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson with her.
Lincoln: If they think I'm going to take that lying down, they've got another thing coming.
Lincoln fired magnetic blasts at the motorcycles and destroyed them and that sent the Legion of The Lincoln Haters flying off the destroyed motorcycles, and when they got back up and saw Lincoln, they were now absolutely pissed off.
Frejya Jordan: You ruined everything, Lincoln Loud! We had every last loser cowering in fear before us, but you...! YOU JUST HAD TO PLAY THE HERO AND RUIN OUR REIGN!
Brianna Grayson: And what you fucking did in killing our dads..., THAT WAS THE LAST STRAW THAT BROKE OUR FUCKING BACKS! KILL THEM ALL! LEAVE NONE OF THEM ALIVE!
But, before Flora Marley, Emberlynn Harlow, Charlotte Kensington, Arleth Presley, Angelique Sawyer, Isabella Morgana, Natalie Everett, Morgana Wesley, Melanie Landon, Megan Cooper, Kylie Carter, Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson could get after us, Lincoln trapped them in a rainbow energy field.
Alana Cameron: WHAT THE FUCK?! HE TRAPPED US INSIDE THIS AGAIN! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, LINCOLN!
Lincoln: Cry me a river!
Maria: You tell her, Lincoln! (Flips Middle Finger) And up yours, bitch!
Qin: They're just as, if not even worse, than Audrey Madison, and she was a heartless, sick, twisted, good-for-nothing, murderous slut!
Me: And they're still as stupid and murderous as ever.
Polly Pain: But, this'll send a clear message that we're not letting them get away with any of their plans for revenge.
Suddenly, Polly Pain's eyes turned neon purple and she was surrounded by a sunlight yellow energy aura with rainbow lights, stars, flames, sports equipment, and phoenixes, and as she approached Frejya Jordan, she left sunlight yellow energy, rainbow lights, stars, flames, sports equipment, and phoenixes with every step.
Polly Pain: I can't believe that you'd break out one day to get revenge on Lincoln for something that was entirely your fault, Frejya Jordan, and the same goes with the rest of the monster bitches inside the energy field. You think that now that you and the rest of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters have broken free you can just waltz in here and try and kill Lincoln, we're not standing for it. You've already put the final nail in your coffin, and now, it's time for you to die.
Suddenly, Polly Pain was surrounded by a massive vortex of sunlight yellow energy with flames, stars, sports equipment, and rainbow lights surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes flying around the vortex and in the vortex is a purple phoenix with red eyes glaring at Frejya Jordan: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Polly Pain emerged, but she was changed forever.
Polly Pain grew to 7'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has purple highlights in the bangs of her long dark brown hair, she has neon purple eyes and a sunlight yellow energy aura with rainbow lights, flames, stars, and phoenixes surrounding her, she has a phoenix and the Torch of Athena emblazoned on her forehead with Third Eye with purple iris, she has on phoenix earrings with purple gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has a phoenix with purple gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in the claws on the bottom of her purple phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and purple gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Polly Pain has on a sleeveless yellow tank top, purple short, pink sneakers, she has on large gold metal bands with purple gems on her biceps and thighs, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with rainbow lights, flames, stars, and phoenixes on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix surrounded by flames, rainbow lights, and stars. Suddenly, Polly Pain felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive dark brown angel wings with purple tips on the feathers grew and sprouted out from her back, and she now has eleven massive and long dark brown wolf tails with purple tips and purple markings, Polly Pain has on her Ring of the Phoenix with purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Polly Pain's newly forged greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of sunlight yellow energy, flames, rainbow lights, sports equipment, stars, and phoenixes, and when it emerged, it transformed into Polly Pain's Athletic Solar Flame Cosmic Greatsword of Athletic Solar Flame Phoenix Athena's Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded rainbow gems and purple etchings and a phoenix and the Greek Goddess, Athena, etched on the 7'3" massive, wide, double-edged purple blade, large yellow phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with rainbow gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large purple phoenix heads with rainbow gems in their mouths and a large purple phoenix head with a yellow gem in its mouth below the large phoenix heads for the pommel. Polly Pain has on her new Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left bracer, her new Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with purple gems for eyes and a large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a purple kanji below the phoenix that said, "Polly Pain, Best Friend of Lynn Loud, Margo Roberts, and Paula Price, Member of The Gotham Royal York Roller Derby, Good Sportswoman and Talented Athlete, Despiser of Killjoy Huggins, Dark Chandler and His Minions, And The Rest of Lincoln's Enemies, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of Frejya Jordan of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, Emissary and Champion of Athena, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, and Master of Fire, Light, Stars, and Phoenixes"
ポリー・ペイン、リン・ラウド、マーゴ・ロバーツ、ポーラ・プライスの親友、ゴッサム・ロイヤル・ヨーク・ローラー・ダービーのメンバー、優れたスポーツウーマンで才能のあるアスリート、キルジョイ・ハギンズの軽蔑者、ダーク・チャンドラーと彼の手下、そしてリンカーンの敵の残り、愛するリンカーン・ラウドの将来の妻、リンカーン・ヘイターズ軍団のフレジャ・ジョーダンの駆逐艦、アテナの使者でありチャンピオン、悪の破壊者であり殺戮者、混乱した、殺人的で、冷酷で、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、黒い門のマスター、そして火、光、星、そしてフェニックスのマスター
Polly Pain has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA SOLAR COSMIC ATHLETIC ATHENA SOLAR FIRESTORM PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE SOLAR COSMIC ATHLETIC ATHENA SOLAR FIRESTORM PHOENIX JUSTICE AND DIVINE SOLAR COSMIC ATHLETIC ATHENA SOLAR FIRESTORM PHOENIX LOVE!
We were amazed by Polly Pain's Super Angel-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Frejya Jordan saw it, she went fucking crazy and she got out her machine gun to fire at Polly Pain, but Polly Pain fired a barrage of sunlight yellow energy blasts with light, rainbow lights, sports equipment, fire, stars, and phoenixes at Frejya Jordan and it sent her flying into a tree back first, she got back up and she ran at Polly Pain again with a knife she got out, but she disarmed Frejya Jordan and dislocated her arm and sent her flying into another tree with a roundhouse kick, she got back up, but now, she was mega pissed off!
Nico: Whoa!
Margo: No way, that's so awesome!
Lynn: You got that right!
Me: Awesome, Polly Pain's transformed into her Super Angel-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and she disarmed Frejya Jordan and she sent her flying into a tree with a roundhouse kick.
Lincoln: Frejya Jordan has been asking for this for a long time, and what better way to administer her final judgement than right in front of the other members of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters.
Polly Pain: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Athletic Cosmic Athena Solar Firestorm Phoenix Angel and Divine Solar Cosmic Athletic Solar Athena Solar Firestorm Phoenix Love) You got that right. Now, let's rip her apart, Linky.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Hope, and he joined Polly Pain.
Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You and the others have caused more than enough grief and trouble to everyone in Michigan for too long, Frejya Jordan. We've made the right choice getting you all expelled and put in prison five years ago, but you know what, prison's too good for any of you. Now, we're going to fix that and do what should've been done to you years ago.
Polly Pain and Lincoln went after Harper Reagen who went extremely ballistic and continued firing at them, but they dodged the bullets, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, sunlight yellow energy, fireworks, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Frejya Jordan and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her, and they attacked her with their massive greatswords leaving scars on her, and Lincoln left many more with his claws and he and Polly Pain attacked her with punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they were really, really, really pissing off her off now and driving her even more ballistic.
Just then, Frejya Jordan got out a second machine gun, but Lincoln put up a rainbow energy shield around him, Polly Pain, and all of us, and she started shooting like crazy and also laughing like a deranged bitch, but the bullets were getting bounced off the energy shield. Suddenly, the machine guns ran out of bullets and Frejya Jordan's deranged laughter died down and she was really fucked now.
Me: Hah! You're out of bullets, bitch, and you know what that means!
Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) (Smirks) You're shit out of luck!
Lincoln grabbed Frejya Jordan by the neck and he tossed her into the air, and Lincoln and Polly Pain fired a powerful barrage of energy balls with light, rainbow lights, flames, stars, quintessence, elemental forces, and mythological animals, and as they hit Frejya Jordan, they exploded with incredible power and she was killed in the explosions, and that angered the rest of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters. Then, Frejya Jordan's spirit appeared, and she was still incensed with anger and fury.
Frejya Jordan: You think you've won?! I'LL RETURN ONE DAY AND KILL YOU ALL!
Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) No, you're done and this time forever, Frejya Jordan.
Lincoln summoned the spirits of Frejya Jordan's victims from the past who seized her, and then, he drew the Judgement Kanji on her forehead, and as predicted, she was found guilty for her crimes, and she was fading away from existence.
Harper Reagen: NO! NO! DAMN YOU, LINCOLN LOUD, DAMN YOU ALL, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM! DAMN YOU ALL TO (FADES AWAY)
We cheered wildly as Polly Pain and Lincoln holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Polly Pain's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, and eleven massive and long dark brown wolf tails, and massive dark brown angel wings are permanent.
Then, the rainbow energy field Lincoln put up to keep Flora Marley, Emberlynn Harlow, Charlotte Kensington, Arleth Presley, Angelique Sawyer, Isabella Morgana, Natalie Everett, Morgana Wesley, Melanie Landon, Megan Cooper, Kylie Carter, Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson inside went down, and they ran up to the dead remains of Harper Reagen. Then, they looked at Lincoln and they were absolutely really seething with rage!
Brianna Greyson: You're going to pay for this, Lincoln Loud! YOU FREAK! KILL HIM!
Suddenly, the sound of police sirens were heard, and being the criminals they were, they knew they were in huge trouble!
Brianna Greyson: This isn't over, Lincoln Loud!
Then, Flora Marley, Emberlynn Harlow, Charlotte Kensington, Arleth Presley, Angelique Sawyer, Isabella Morgana, Natalie Everett, Morgana Wesley, Melanie Landon, Megan Cooper, Kylie Carter, Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson ran off, but not before they gave us the finger, and me and Nico retaliated by giving them the finger and it drove them mad as they ran off.
Nico: Yeah, up yours too, bitch!
Polly Pain: We've taken one down so far, and now, we got twenty more to go. Thanks for helping me destroy Frejya Jordan, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Polly.
Suddenly, Polly Pain wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Polly Pain's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Angel flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and lights and flames behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Polly Pain absorbed the lights and flames and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Nico: Whoa, now that's what I call a dose of athletic justice. Lincoln, Polly Pain, you two did really awesome in teaching that monster bitch, Frejya Jordan, a lesson and pissing off the rest of those monster bitches.
Lincoln: Thanks, Nico, but this is only the beginning of The War Against The Legion.
Me: You said it.
Lincoln: And for tomorrow, the next member of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters that's going to show her face is Flora Marley, which means you and I, along with Missy Rogers, are up next, Giggles.
Giggles: Yes, we'll be ready for her.
Luan: Oh, she's in major trouble now, not only is she facing Giggles and Lincoln, but also, Missy as well!
Lincoln: But we've also got to keep an eye out, The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters are bound to send hired thugs after us.
Nico: We'll be ready for them since we've been dealing with hired thugs hired by our resident jerks to kill us, which always end with you killing them by sucking out their blood and pissing Flip and the other jerks off. So, which Elemental HERO of Earth are you meeting tomorrow, Lincoln?
Lincoln: The next one we're meeting tomorrow is a Gene-Slammer for Elemental HERO Elemental HERO Wild Wingman.
Melanie Aranyani: Perfect, and there's only one person who'd be Gene-Slammed into Elemental HERO Wild Wingman: Monica Garcia, Maria Garcia's little sister, and she's one of the Elemental HEROS of Earth, and she's also a powerful and physically strong girl and awesome athlete and good sportswoman in the field of sports. Plus, she's also a very seductive and sexy hot mama with the same body as me.
Lincoln: And like you and the other Elemental HEROS of Earth, Melanie, she's also had to deal with Lynn, and she's more than once dealt with her sore loser attitude and always going on her rage-fueled rampages, along with acting like an animal and even letting out those loud belches, and trying to kill me more than once.
Nico: Jeez, how many times has Lynn pissed you girls off with her rampages?
Lincoln: Don't even ask that, Nico, Lynn has done that one too many times in the past, only for her to get beaten down like a ragdoll by their superhuman strength, but she always got back up, but when I join them in the fight, Lynn always gets knocked out.
Me: I've seen how much stronger Lincoln has gotten during those days, and I've seen what he can do especially with those massive muscles that he's been constantly developing, and it always ended with Lynn getting knocked out on her butt, tied up like an animal, and dragged away to face her doom at the hands of her angry siblings and parents.
Nico: Dang, and with how Lincoln kept on getting bigger, stronger, and smarter, Lynn kept on badly underestimating him.
Luna: She had an overinflated ego because of that animal inside her, dude, and she thought she could get away with it, but she was wrong.
Lori: It always came back to bite her on her smelly butt, she was beaten by her own little brother who was constantly getting bigger, stronger, faster, and smarter over the years thanks to help from his Guardian Angels, Luna, Leni, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lily, Mom, and Dad, while Lynn, Luan, Lola, Lisa, and I were seething with rage and plotted to kill him, no doubt thanks to our Dark Sides.
Luan: We should've been proud of him, but no, those monsters wanted him dead. But, we'd since been freed and we repaired those bonds with Lincoln, and not only did Killjoy Huggins pay the price, but also, Dark Chase Young, who was in fact the true source of his pain and suffering.
Anna Anyanova: You got that right. But, Monica Garcia has a bit of a nasty revelation to tell you all tomorrow: but it's one that involves Lori breaking down and crying realizing that what she was about to do to Lincoln could really cost her everything, but Lincoln hugged Lori, and they both shed tears of sadness and pain. Of course, when Lynn finds out about it, she goes outright ballistic and tries to kill them both, only to get punched hard in the face by Lincoln and Lori.
We gasped in shock and horror.
Nico: Oh man.
Me: I still remember that day all too well, but we'll wait until tomorrow to hear it.
Later it was time for Julie Carolina's first ambassador mission and we were heading to the world of Red VS Blue which was in the world of Halo. The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was flying through space.
Nico: Captain's Log, Stardate 7892.4: The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix is en route to the Ringworld which is the home base of the soldiers from Halo and for Julie's 1st Ambassador Mission we're going to help the soldiers take down one of their enemies.
Me: This is gonna be interesting guys. The world of Red VS Blue is actually in the world of Halo.
William: Anyone else want to go with Julie? Besides Ratchet, Clank, and 1 Rabbid?
Maria: I'll go.
Sunset Shimmer: Me and my friends will go too.
Lola: Cool!
Nico: This is gonna be really cool.
Lisa Loud: We have arrived at our destination.
Nico: On Screen.
We saw that we were in front of a blue gas giant planet and in orbit around it was a ginormous ring colony about 11/12 the size of the Earth and it was incredible!
Me: WHOA! So that's the Ringworld!
Nico: It's huge!
Xenia: Wow! That ring almost encompasses a whole planet!
Lola: Yeah!
We thread the needle and the Ringworld was now encircled around the ship.
Nico: Perfect fit.
We beamed down and we were on the Ringworld!
Me: Wow! So this is the Ringworld.
Nico: Incredible.
Sunset Shimmer: Wow!
?: Hey!
We saw Sarge, Donut, Carolina and Church.
Carolina: Team Loud Phoenix Storm! Awesome to meet you all.
Donut: Oh shit on me and fuck me sideways.
Me: Colorful language. Awesome to meet you guys.
Church: I've heard of you guys. Ratchet and Clank, right?
Ratchet: That's right.
Clank: Pleasure.
Me: Awesome to meet you guys.
Eli: Same here.
We introduced ourselves.
Church: Pleasure to meet you all.
Sarge: Same here soldiers.
Church: As you can tell by my armor, I'm the leader of the Blues.
Me: I can tell. One side is red and the other is blue.
Nico: Yep.
Church: It's awesome how you guys have fucked around with bad guys.
Me: We get that a lot. We fuck them up all the time.
Eli: Yeah we do!
Sarge: I'm the leader of the Reds. And proud of it!
Me: Fuckin A!
Nico: Yeah!
Me: Boy this Ringworld is incredible! It's a huge colony that almost fits around Earth.
Carolina: It sure is
Church: This isn't all of us. The rest of our team is inside.
We went to meet them. We saw Caboose, Sheila, Grif, Tucker and many more.
Me: Whoa!
Caboose: Team Loud Phoenix Storm! Awesome to meet you.
Grif: Same here.
Sheila: We heard so much about you all.
Sunset Shimmer: We get that everywhere we go.
Fluttershy: But this is amazing that you all live here.
Tucker: It sure is.
Julie Carolina: Awesome to meet you guys. My name is Julie Carolina and I'm your ambassador.
Me: It's part of a special diplomatic mission program we we made.
Sarge: Now, let me introduce my team in full. This is Simmons, Grif, Donut, and Lopez.
Church: And this is Tucker, Caboose, Texas, and Sheila. They may drive me crazy, But that's why I love them.
Me: Awesome to meet all of you.
Texas: And don't fuck around with any of us.
Me: We only fuck around with the bad guys and we're proud of it!
Nico: YEAH!
Eli: That is for sure!
Sarge: Grif, where's the pizza that came a while ago?
Grif: I don't know what you're talking about. (burps)
Sarge: Don't tell me you ate all of it!
Grif: You have no proof it was me. (burps)
Me: The way he is burping that is clearly proof he ate it all.
Nico: Yep.
Simmons: (to us) Sorry, guys. Grif just loves pizza.
Me: We can tell.
Nico: Yeah he can't eat enough of it.
Carolina: Yeah. (Realizes something) Hey I remember hearing you guys destroyed the Necromorphs 17 years prior to us.
Me: That's right. Wait I remember that your world is set in the year 2525. That's 502 years from our time.
Nico: WOW! News traveled fast didn't it.
Carolina: It sure did and you guys blew up Aegis VII.
Me: Yeah and for good reasons.
Julie Carolina: That was for sure.
Carolina: (to Julie) It's strange that I have the same first name as your last name.
Julie Carolina: I know. Coincidental.
Twilight Sparkle: It sure is cool.
Me: Yep.
Caboose: I may be wrong but Julie reminds me of Carnage a little.
Texas: Are you talking about the same dirtbag who ruined Girl Jordan's life and is overall a psychopath?
Caboose: Yes.
Texas: Caboose, don't be ridiculous.
Me: Cletus Kasady Was a fucked up piece of motherfucking shit! But Julie is not like Carnage.
Julie Carolina: Believe it or not I'm actually a Symbiote relative called a Nombyiote from the planet Elintiar. They are in every way like Symbiotes except they are much more benevolent.
Caboose: Wow! That is amazing.
Nico: Yep.
Sarge: Now, let's get you guys caught up about Chrovos, who's probably the main target you guys are after here.
Me: We were just about to ask about him.
Caboose: Well he is not a nice guy and he is a god of time.
He went over his history.
Genkins, later Chrovos, is the primary antagonist of The Shisno Trilogy (Seasons 15-17) in the Red vs Blue series, serving as the unseen overarching antagonist of Season 15, the main antagonist of Red vs Blue: The Shisno Paradox and the secondary antagonist of Red vs Blue: Singularity. It is the "God of Time" who manipulates weak-minded individuals into trying to free it.
Chrovos is voiced by Ray Schilens as a male and by Lee Eddy as a female.
A long time ago, Chrovos existed alongside several other gods who created AI fragments known as the Cosmic Powers to enforce their will. The Cosmic Powers, however, rebelled against their makers, and while several Titans were killed, Chrovos was imprisoned. Many years later, however, Chrovos had somehow manipulated Loco of the Blues and Reds into building a time machine which set in motion the events of the Shisno Paradox.
After Donut was transported away by Loco's time machine, Chrovos pulled him out of the space-time continuum. He manipulates Donut into believing that he is God and that he must fix the past to save the future. Chrovos gives him time travel guns for Donut to give the other Reds and Blues to travel through time, setting them against the Cosmic Powers.
The effects of the time travel eventually revert Doc into his O'Malley persona, betraying Grif and stealing his time gun. Doc/O'Malley strands Grif in the past and, due to Doc's weak mind, becomes an Agent of Chrovos.
After Donut later fails to convince his friends to further continue their time travel escapades, he is summoned by Chrovos, who is further manipulated into thinking his friends are on the wrong side. Chrovos offers to spare them if Donut does 'one thing' for him.
After Donut later retrieves the Hammer used to reseal Chrovos' prison, Chrovos commends Donut and pressures him to surrending the Hammer to him. However, Donut slowly comes to the realization that not only does he still care about his friends, but that it was Chrovos who killed him to begin with, planning from the beginning to use Donut and his friends to free him from his imprisonment. Donut goes to reseal him away until O'Malley engages him in combat. After their fight, Donut returns to use the Hammer. Although he succeeded in resealing the barrier keeping Chrovos at bay, the Reds and Blues' actions cause a paradox that resets the timeline.
However, Chrovos is still able to resume his true form before Genkins asks him to take on a more 'human' form, transforming himself into a female form referred to as 'Vengeance'. Chrovos orders Genkins to continue his work while taunting Donut from behind the barrier, revealing that every change Genkins makes to their past adventures creates more alternate timelines, weakening the barrier. Eventually, enough timelines will break the barrier and truly free Chrovos for good. Chrovos taunts Donut as he runs off to stop Genkins.
Chrovos would continue playing mind games with Donut until he and Washington eventually broke their friends free of the Everwhen. After enough of Genkins' failures, Chrovos is persuaded by him to lend him some of her power. Chrovos refuses at first, until Genkins points out that with her shared power, he would be able to kill the Reds and Blues and their power would be transfered to her, thus making her the more powerful of the two once again. Chrovos agrees and gives him most of her power. However, Genkins reveals he merely wanted the power for himself, and that the power from the Reds and Blues would simply be taken for himself. Chrovos curses Genkins as she watches him leave with her power.
In an attempt to stop Genkins and reclaim her power, Chrovos aids the Reds and Blues with breaking free of the Labyrinth that Genkins has trapped them in. Presumably, Chrovos would have reclaimed the power Genkins stole from her once he was defeated. But once Genkins deliberately fell into the black hole to the beginning of the universe, Donut returned to her with a startling revelation; Chrovos is actually Genkins' future self. Genkins went completely mad inside the black hole, proclaiming himself as Chrovos in front of the other Cosmic Powers, where they proceeded to seal him/them inside their prison. Startled by the revelation that she and Genkins were the same being, the Reds and Blues leave to fix the original paradox that started the whole mess, thus presumably keeping Chrovos/Genkins imprisoned for all eternity.
When he was done we were shocked and horrified!
Me: WHOA MAN!
Eli: That is one nasty guy!
Me: He is a Grade A++++ Motherfucking piece of fucking shit asshole!
Sarge: That's for sure!
Me: And he tricked you all into building a time machine to tear the entire universe apart and restart it in his image!? That is crazy!
The Rabbid gibbered.
Ratchet: (sighs) And this is a Rabbid.
Caboose: Look at the cute bunny! Can you say "What's up, Doc?"
Me: (LAUGHS) He is not Bugs Bunny.
The Rabbid bit him on his leg!
Caboose: OUCH!
Me: Rabbids may be cute but they are not the brightest lightbulbs in the closet. They are idiots.
Nico: Yeah but they are funny.
The Rabbid reached over for the backup slices of pizza.
Grif: Hey, that's my pizza!
Simmons: Oh no, Grif! You've lost the right to be selfish when you tried eating all the pizza!
Grif: You back off Simmons! That's my pizza!
The Rabbid ate it as they were fighting.
Eli: Pardon me guys but I must discipline the nannygoats!
Eli grabbed Grif and Simmons and bashed their heads together!
BLANG!
Grif and Simmons: OUCH!
Sarge laughed at this.
Me: That is funny. Also it's like what happened when Lincoln and his sisters were fighting over the last slice of pizza too.
Nico: Yeah you guys should see how Lincoln and his sisters fight over pizza.
Eli: It's crazy.
Sarge: I can tell.
Church: Anyway, we're planning to go after Sharkface, who could be a good recruit for you guys.
Me: He would be perfect for our Frenemies in the Masters of Evil.
Nico: I agree there.
Julie Carolina: I do too. This will be awesome for them.
Clank: What can you tell us about him?
Lopez: It's an honor to talk with a fellow robot like you.
Lopez told us about him.
Sharkface is a former Insurrection soldier allied with Charon Industries. He was first seen in Planning the Heist, along with his five other comrades, and then reappeared in Son of a Bitch. He later made a return in Season 13 as a major antagonist, aiding the Space Pirates.
He was voiced by David Jennison.
Sharkface first appeared in a glimpse of a squad of Insurrectionists walking down a highway in Planning the Heist. In Son of a Bitch, the Demo Man tells Sharkface to head to the vault and attack the Freelancers.
In The Sarcophagus, he does so. He makes a bold entrance, prompting Wash to ask "What the fuck is with this guy?". He then fires his flamethrower, causing Wash and Carolina to take cover. They begin to open fire, however Sharkface has bullet proof armor and he continues to fire at them. Wash throws a grenade at him, but it goes off in the flames. Carolina begins to fire at him again and he unleashes a flame blast at her.
The weapons on the table covering Carolina begin to overheat and explode, throwing her back. Wash grabs a fuel rod cannon and fires at Sharkface. However the round bounces instead of exploding at Sharkface's feet, causing Wash to question who would make such a gun and saying: "This is the worst gun ever. Of all-", cut off when Carolina pushes him out of the oncoming fire and tells him to stay low. She runs along, dodging Sharkface's flame, eventually jumping on to a Banshee hanging from the ceiling. She fires at Sharkface in order to get his attention. He fires at her again, causing the ropes holding the Banshee up to burn and snap. She sticks a grenade in the Banshee, causing it to explode and hit Sharkface, knocking him over. A Gravity Hammer lands near Carolina and she throws it at Sharkface as he was beginning to get up, defeating him.
Several years later, Sharkface became imprisoned on the UNSC Tartarus. He still bore a deep-seated hatred for the Freelancers, as they had wiped out the other Insurrectionists while he was in physical therapy. When Felix and Locus raid the ship to recruit the prisoners, Aiden Price mentions him in passing and leads Felix and Locus to his cell, where his face is seen for the first time. Sometime later, both Aiden and Sharkface were sent to Chorus at Crash Site Alpha, where the former Counselor states that he is currently conducting psychological sessions with the former Insurrectionist to prove his worth to Locus and Felix.
During one of their sessions, Sharkface prepares for his mission to kill Washington and Carolina and expresses his anger towards them for killing his comrades to the Counselor. He then asks Price how he ended up on the Tartarus, to which Price replies that he believed in the wrong people and, when asked by Sharkface, admits that he would kill those who wronged him if he had the chance. Telling Price that he belongs with the pirates, Sharkface dons on his newly painted armor.
Later on, Sharkface leads a band of space pirates to ambush Carolina, Dr. Grey, and the Blues at the Jungle Temple; having eavesdropped on the intel Santa gave them regarding a Purge and the location of a key to activate it. As he makes his way to the key, he contacts Felix and Locus about this newly discovered information; in which Felix decides to join him. Upon arriving at the Temple of the Key, Sharkface and Felix discover that Doyle has already obtained it and begin looking for him. Just then, Sharkface encounters Carolina and her squad and flees to find Doyle, with Carolina giving chase. The two then engage in battle, with Sharkface quickly overpowering Carolina and overcoming all of her attacks. Eventually, Carolina overexerts herself and Epsilon; and Sharkface knocks her over the edge of a cliff.
After Felix gets the key from Doyle, Sharkface and the rest of the pirates return to base. However, they quickly learn that the key will remain inoperable until Doyle is killed, prompting Felix to blame Sharkface for not informing them of this earlier. Just before a fight breaks out between the two, Locus intervenes and orders them to return to their objectives, which they do.
When the Space Pirates take the Tartarus to Armonia, Sharkface proceeds to lead a squad in the attack on the city. While the other mercenaries attack the Feds and Rebels, Sharkface goes directly to where Carolina is meeting with Kimball and Washington. Carolina convinces Sharkface to spare the other two since he was there for her, but he warns her that after he kills her, he'll simply come after Washington next.
Their battle quickly escalates to an isolated street in Armonia, where Sharkface taunts Carolina. To his surprise, Carolina apologizes for what Project Freelancer did to him and his friends in the past, alluding to how they were just two armies with different goals, and how the Freelancers thought they were the good guys. Sharkface refutes her apology, saying it won't change what's happened. Carolina makes one last offer to Sharkface for him to turn around and walk away if he wants to leave alive. Again, Sharkface refuses and attacks her.
During their fight, Carolina leads Sharkface onto a fast-moving monorail, where his flames are now useless due to the rushing wind. Unlike last time, Carolina is more focused, dodging several of Sharkface's attacks and, after a lengthy battle, defeats him and throws him out of the monorail into the streets of Armonia below. As Washington and Kimball arrive to aid Carolina, the latter tells Sharkface that he has lost. Sharkface, however, continues to foolishly refuse to accept defeat and declares that as long as he is still breathing he will hunt them down until they're all dead. As a result, Wash and Kimball gun him down after his foolishness when he was surrounded, finally killing Sharkface. As Church mocks how he won't get up from that.
When he was done we were shocked!
Nico: Whoa! So he's a robot terrorist.
Me: Not good.
Sarge: We can show you where he was last spotted.
He showed us that he was last spotted in the ocean area 25 klicks to the west.
Nico: Then that's where we're going.
Eli: Yep.
Me: Oh guys there's an evil dark side of Eddy that is going to come and kill you guys. He is called Dark Eddy.
Eddy: Yeah he is evil.
Sarge: Let that fucker come. No offense to Eddy and Dark Spicer but we got superior weapons!
Me: You got that right.
Nico: Yeah!
Me: And Nico put a curse on him that will banish him to the Black Gates after 24 first ambassador missions. This is number 21 after today.
Eli: Only 3 more after that.
Carolina: Let's get moving
We were off.
We arrived and saw him.
Me: Target sighted.
I fired a wave of energy and it hit him and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
He was blasted down and he got up and saw us.
He ran off and we followed him.
Sarge: (looks around) He's around here somewhere.
Church: We still have the element of surprise. So let's-
We then heard a crunchy noise and saw Caboose eating skyflakes.
Caboose: What? I'm hungry.
He heard a cocking of a gun and saw Sharkface there.
Sharkface: Bar's closed!
Sharkface took out his rifle and fires a rapid barrage of shots from it at us.
Sarge: DUCK AND COVER!
I fired waves of energy and blasted him everywhere and blasted him into a bunch of rocks in fiery explosions!
Me: Take that fish face!
Sharkface: Team Loud Phoenix Storm!?
Me: That's right!
Sharkface fired at Caboose.
Caboose: Look, a penny!
Caboose leaned down to get it, avoiding the shots in the process.
Nico fired laser blasts and blasted Sharkface all over.
Sunset Shimmer and Rarity fired waves of fire and jewels and blasted him all over.
Sharkface: YOU ASSHOLES!
Sharkface: (to Julie) All symbiotes don't like fire. Which is why I'm using this!
Sharkface shoots a powerful stream of flames from his flamethrower at Julie
But the fire didn't affect her in the slightest.
Julie Carolina: Nice try! But I'm actually a Symbiote relative called a Nombyiote from the planet Elintiar. We're immune to fire and sound and much nicer!
She formed a scythe arm sword and slashed him.
Nico: (gets out Nergal and Mole Man's Ridewatches) Watch this, guys!
Nico activated them and fired waves of crystal pizzas and blasted him all over!
Caboose: Crystal Pizzas!? Whoa!
Nico: Yep.
Julie: (gets out Superfriends Lex Luthor's Zecter) We're using Zecters for my mission!
Nico: Cool!
Julie activated it.
SUPERFRIENDS LEX LUTHOR!
She fired laser blasts and blasted him all over.
Me: YEAH!
Then I saw a laser target pointed at Sarge.
Me: Oh no you don't!
I pulled out my blaster and fired and it hit a rock and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Out of the explosion came Dark Eddy!
Sarge: Nice shot! Thanks J.D.
Me: Anytime.
Dark Eddy: Dammit, you messed up my shot!
Sarge: I'll mess up your face, dirtbag!
Sarge and Dark Eddy fired shots at each other.
Numerous fiery explosions blasted off all over the place from their firepower.
MASSIVE FIERY EXPLOSIONS!
Ratchet: (gets out Reverser's Zecter) Time for reverse power!
REVERSER!
He fired laser blasts and blasted Sharkface all over.
I fired blasts of energy and blasted Sharkface all over. Top this! (Gets out Lord Drakkon's Zecter)
LORD DRAKKON!
I fired laser blasts and blasted Sharkface and Dark Eddy in fiery explosions!
Dark Eddy tried firing at Church but he fired back.
The laser blasts bounced off his armor and Church blasted Dark Eddy all over the place!
Church: You like that!? How about this for wearing cheap shampoo!
He fired energy blast lasers and blasted him all over!
Tex grabbed Dark Eddy and slammed him to the ground.
SMASH!
Dark Eddy: OUCH!
Tex: Oh come on you can handle better!
Church: No wonder you hate jawbreakers!
Caboose: YOU HATE JAWKBREAKERS?! WHY YOU LITTLE?!
Kevin: YOU ROTTEN DORK! PICK A BODY PART ROLF!
Caboose, Kevin and Rolf pulverized and bashed and smashed Dark Eddy all over in a brutal fight cloud and beat the living shit out of him.
I fired waves of energy and blasted Sharkface all over!
Eddy fired his blaster at Sharkface.
Eddy: Take that!
Then an Archeops came and blasted Sharkface with a powerful energy blast!
Maria: Cool an Archeops!
Nico: Neat!
Sarge: Anyone you know?
It landed in front of us.
Archeops: (In a girls voice) Take that you fishfaced freak!
Nico: Varya Valencia!? Whoa!
Archeops: Awesome to see you again Nico.
Church: Guys, how about we finish this?
Me: Agreed.
We blasted Sharkface and tied him up and then Nico grabbed Dark Eddy and threw him back into the Book of Vile Darkness dimension.
Nico: YEAH!
Varya reverted back and was a girl with blue hair and red angel wings and had yellow clothes.
Varya Valencia: That was so awesome!
Sarge: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Varya Valencia: My favorite is when me and Nico pranked the entire cheerleading squad of queen bee girls by grabbing their clothes and putting them in the landfill and then they wandered around the school naked. Total humiliation.
We laughed!
Nico: Yeah it was funny.
Nico and Varya hugged.
Nico: I really missed you.
Varya Valencia: Me too Nico. Me too.
We later came back to the ship.
May and everyone saw what happened.
Qin: You guys really kicked butt!
May: Next time, Superfriends Lex Luthor and Cheese should go with you guys.
Me: Good idea guys!
Nico: I agree there.
We were in a place called Dillydale.
Nico: Here we are at Dillydale.
Me: From the Mr. Men Show. Awesome! I haven't watched that show in like forever.
Lola: Yeah that was a great show!
Nico: Yep good times.
Mr. Happy: You guys must be Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Me: That's us and it's awesome to meet you Mr. Happy.
Mr. Happy: It sure is a good honor!
Mr. Rude: (French Accent) I'll give you honor.
LOUD FART HONK!
All: MR. RUDE!
Squidward: (to Mr. Grumpy) As grumpy as always, Mr. Grumpy?
Mr. Grumpy: Admittingly, I'm a little happy to meet someone I can relate to.
Squidward: Glad you think so.
But then Rainbow Dash was laughing as Mr. Tickle was tickling her!
Nico: Also, we're hoping you guys could join us on the team. We're not forcing you to do so. But if you could, we'd really appreciate it.
Mr. Stubborn: We're in!
Nico: Really?
Mr. Stubborn: Do not try to talk us out of it. After everything you guys have done for the world, we'd be ungrateful not to return the favor! Besides, the scumbags you all face are cheap!
Me: Now you're speaking our language. But also we loved watching you guys back when we were younger and that was so awesome.
Lola: It sure was.
Lana: I'll say!
LOUD FART TOOT!
All: MR. RUDE!
Me: Actually that was me. Sorry.
Mr. Rude: I'm actually not going to get into a fart competition with you. I know I'd lose.
Me: I know you would.
Nico: Yeah.
Luan: That one was one that Toots you up! (LAUGHS) Get it?
We laughed at that one.
Eddy: (LAUGHS) That was a good one!
Mr. Miserable: (Gloomy) We all live in a meaningless life.
Lucy Loud: Welcome to my world Mr. Miserable.
Poromon took a nap near where Mr. Lazy was sleeping
Me: Aw.
Nico: Cute.
Me: I wonder if there's a Mr. Angry.
Mr. Rude: Mr. Miserable is the only recent addition here. I can assure you there's no Mr. Angry
Me: Mr. Miserable gets along great with Lucy. But that's good there is no Mr. Angry.
Lola: Yeah no kidding.
Xenia: Thank goodness.
Mr. Sneeze: (SNEEZES)
Me: Bless you.
Mr. Sneeze: Thank you. (SNEEZES)
Me: Bless you.
Mr. Rude: And Mr. Sneeze is the other new addition as well
Me: I see. He sure sneezes a lot. Does he have a nasty cold?
Mr. Sneeze: No. Hay Fever. (SNEEZES)
Sam S.L.: I feel your pain. I hate allergies.
Me: Yikes.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: It's awesome that you guys are gonna be with us. We all have so much in common just like the Smurfs have so much in common with us too.
Lola: Yep.
Nico: Now, has anyone seen a Pokémon here?
Mr. Bump: Besides yours?
Nico: Yeah.
But then a girl snuck up behind Nico and pulled his shirt over his head and gave him an atomic wedgie!
Nico: HEY!
But the girl laughed and glowed and it was a Zoroark!
Me: Hey a Zoroark!
Qin: Whoa! This one is a mischief maker!
Lola: (LAUGHS) She got you good Nico!
Mr. Nervous screamed in fright.
Me: Easy Mr. Nervous.
Zoroark: (LAUGHS) (In a girls voice) Got ya!
Qin: (LAUGHS) Zorah Lincoln! Awesome!
She reverted back and was a girl with dark red hair and black clothes and had red eyes.
Zorah Lincoln: I still got it.
Eli: Good riddance.
Qin: Yeah I hated that girl!
Camie: No kidding! She must've been bad news.
Zorah Lincoln: She was.
May pulled Nico's underwear off his head and his shirt too.
Nico: (GASP) Thanks May.
May: Anytime.
Mr. Rude: Good riddance!
Me: No kidding.
Nico: I remember that. Totally had it coming.
Nico and Zorah hugged.
Nico: I've really missed you.
Zorah Lincoln: Me too Nico.
KROW!
Nico: OUCH!
I kicked Nico in his butt!
I laughed!
Nico: WHY I OUGHTA!
Me: Sorry Nico you had this on you.
I pulled a kick me sign off him.
Nico: (Reading) "Kick me, I'm an assbiting buttface!?" Oh really funny Zorah.
Maria: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Cinccino and Gothitelle next.
Brittney: The Gothitelle I'm interested in. I have a feeling she'll be part of the Goths of Darkness.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: Yep. Lets head over to Canterlot guys. It's a REALLY BIG day for 3 members.
We went there.
In the Canterlot palace it was time to get ready for the weddings of Takato & Jeri, Marco & Star and Steven & Connie. It was the first ever triple Wedding we had ever done.
Me, Nico, Eli and some of the boys were getting Steven, Takato and Marco ready. We were dressed in our special clothes for this.
Me: Boy can you believe this guys? This is gonna be one amazing wedding.
Nico: It sure will be.
Lincoln: You guys are so lucky.
Steven Universe: I know. Ever since I became a Crystal Gem, I learned so much.
Takato: And I learned so much as a tamer and as a friend.
Marco: And me and Star have done it all over the years on so many adventures.
Me: You sure have and you all brought so many amazing worlds together.
Eli: You sure did.
Nico: After everything you did and have accomplished you more than earned this wedding for you guys.
In the girls side, Rarity, Carol, Rika and the girls were getting Jeri, Star and Connie dressed in amazingly gorgeous dresses adorned with beautiful jewels and more.
Rarity: Oh your dresses are absolutely beautiful darlings.
Jeri Katou: It's so beautiful and amazing.
Connie: It sure is.
Star Butterfly: They sure look awesome.
Carol: We're so excited for you girls.
Rika Nonaka: I agree there mysellf.
Jeri Katou: Thanks guys.
We were all set.
Then we were waiting at the alter.
Nico: This is gonna be so awesome.
Me: Boy it sure is.
We saw all the families there and all of us including their archenemies too. Even some of the Digimon too.
Nico: Boy everyone turned out for this.
Then the Wedding March was playing and we saw the doors open and in came Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon and Suzi Wong as flower girls and then the brides came with Star's mom, Jeri's dad and Connie's mom bringing them down the isle and they were in absolutely beautiful wedding dresses.
Me: Wow those dresses look absolutely beautiful on them.
Nico: They sure do.
Eli: Yeah.
They went up to the alter and they held hands Takato, Marco and Steven.
Princess Celestia: Ladies and Gentlemen and Mares, Gentlecolts, Digimon and boys and girls, we are gathered here today to celebrate in holy matrimony the unions of Steven Universe and Connie Maheswaran, Marco Diaz and Star Butterfly, and Takato Matsuki and Jeri Katou.
They said their vows and love for each other and they were presented the rings and they put them on.
Princess Celestia: It is with great pride and love that I am proud of their love and it is with great joy under the light and grace of the divine light of god that I now pronounce these 3 couples husbands and wives. You may kiss the brides.
They did so and we cheered wildly for them!
Mr. Stubborn was crying tears of joy.
Ms. Calamity: Are you crying, Mr. Stubborn?
Mr. Stubborn: (in denial) I'm not crying! I'm sweating through my eyes!
He was in total denial.
Mr. Nosy: He always gets choked up at weddings.
Later at Lynn's Table we were having the Reception.
Maria: Congrats, guys!
Jeri Katou: Thank you Maria.
Me: So how do you all feel to be married?
Steven: It feels so awesome guys.
Connie: I think it's awesome too.
May: This is our first triple wedding!
Nico: It sure is!
Me: And we pulled it off perfectly.
Takato: Thank you so much guys.
Me: It was our pleasure.
Nico: Yeah after everything you accomplished you all earned this.
Duskmon: I couldn't agree more to that.
Me: Now comes the fun part. The humiliations of the party.
Jeri: I'm so excited for this!
Nico: Hey, Flip! Yo Mama so ugly that she made Duchess look pretty!
We laughed!
Me: You tell him! Watch this one.
I pulled out an arrow and pointed it at Amy.
Me: Catch this!
I fired it and it formed into a mace ball and then…
KRASMASH!
It smashed her face in and knocked out her teeth.
Me: Yeah!
Nico: Oh I got one! (SPINS MAGISWORD BRACELET)
PIÑATA MAGISWORD!
Nico fired a beam of energy and put all the jerks in a huge piñata and hung it up on the ceiling!
I pulled out my piñata smashing stick.
Me: Lets get this party started. (Spins it around)
Nico: Lets do it!
Flip: OH NO!
Billy McLean: (Slurred speech) Not that! Anything but that!
We then bashed them all over the place with incredible force!
WHAM SMASH WHAM WHAM WHAM SMASH WHAM BLAM!
We bashed them all over and bashed them back onto the floor and they landed onto a bed full of tacks and staples!
OUCH!
Numerous piles of gold bars exploded out of them.
Poromon: Let me do one!
Poromon pulled out a bottle of Heidi Coors' deadliest beer and made Amy chug it!
Me: Oh no.
But then instead of getting drunk we saw her HURL OUT ALL OF HER BLOOD AND INTERNAL ORGANS! YUCK!
All her blood and organs turned into ruby jewels.
Amy: JUST KILL ME ALREADY!
Manaphy: I'll go next!
Manaphy then used her powers and then smashed a Battering Ram right into Flip's gut and bashed his jumbled up organs got vomited out of him!
Me: OH SICK!
Maria: Ooh! I have one.
She pulled out a barrel of RAW CHUM!
Plankton: What are you going to do with raw chum?
Maria: Watch.
She put a hose in it and shoved the other end into Margie's mouth and then turned a faucet and then chum got force fed RIGHT INTO HER!
She then screamed and hurled her guts out in an endless stream of vomit and puked all over Mandy (Totally Spies)!
We laughed hysterically and even Sam, Clover and Alex were laughing hysterically too!
All the vomit turned into emeralds and rubies!
Qin: Nice one!
Poliwag: I'm next!
Jessie: You show them Poliwag!
Amy: SHUT YOUR FUCKING TRAP YOU FUCKING OLD UGLY WITCH!
WE GASPED!
Me: UH OH!
Jessie: Wha… What… DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?
SHE GROWLED IN RAGE AND EXPLODED INTO INTENSE FLAMES! Jessie pulverized Amy all over!
Poliwag bashed Flip all over with his tail.
Horsea: Me next!
Horsea fired a Hyper Beam blast and it hit Billy McLean and blasted him down.
Qin: Nice one!
Nico: I got a few words to say to Mandy.
Nico went over to her.
Me: I have a feeling this will be good.
Nico went up to her and said into her face the most horrible thing she heard.
Nico: You're an ugly little bitch!
Mandy then EXPLODED IN RAGE!
Mandy: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME!? I WILL KILL YOU, YOU UGLY MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY!
Nico: I'd like to see you try bitch!
Me: I got something for Flip.
I went over to Flip and then I shoved my hand down his throat and pulled him inside out! HIS INSIDES WERE A MESS FROM BEING JUMBLED UP!
Me: Watch this.
I pulled out a C4 Grenade and activated it and put his insides back in.
Me: FIRE IN THE HOLE!
I ran and then….
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
He exploded on the inside and blood poured out of his mouth, butt, ears, eyes, nose and naval and then he was in a lot of pain!
Steven Universe: Take This! HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: PINK MANIA!
He painted the jerks to different shades of pink!
Connie Maheswaran Universe: HUMULIATION CLOTH STYLE: BIKINI MAKER!
She shredded the jerks' clothes into ugly bikinis!
We laughed hysterically!
Marco Diaz: HUMILIATION PAIN STYLE: NACHO CHEESE OUCHIES!
He fired super hot nacho cheese mixed with hot sauce.
It went into the jerks mouths and fire exploded out of their mouths and butts!
Star Butterfly Diaz: HUMILIATION BUTTERFLY STYLE: CLOTH EATING BUTTERFLIES!
She summoned cloth eating butterflies to eat the jerks' clothing until they're naked!
They screamed and we laughed!
Takato Matsuki: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: CLAM CHOMP!
He threw the jerks right into a giant vat of live clams which chomped on them!
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP!
Jerks: OWOWOWOWOWWOWOW OW OWOWOWOW!
Jeri Katou Matsuki: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: LION ATTACK!
She summoned lions to attack but thankfully they won't be killed by the lions, they'll get really big boo boos.
What did I tell ya.
Lincoln: HUMILIATION INSULT STYLE: YO MAMA!
He insults Flip.
Lincoln: Yo mama so stupid she played got your nose with Lord Voldemort!
We laughed at that one!
Me: (LAUGHS) That fucker didn't have a nose!
Nico: YEAH! (LAUGHS)
Lincoln: Yo mama so ugly that she makes even the Xenomorphs run away from her.
We laughed at that!
Ellen Ripley: (LAUGHS) They sure would run away from her!
Lincoln: Yo mama so fat they named a gravy after her.
Ed: A gravy Lincoln!?
Lincoln: Yep! FAT FLIP GRAVY
Ed: YUM!
We laughed at that one!
Me: (LAUGHS) That is funny!
Lincoln: Yo mama so hairy that people mistake her for Bigfoot.
We laughed hysterically!
He insults Bradley Uppercrust III.
Lincoln: Yo mama so stupid she thought Starbucks was alien currency.
We laughed at that one!
Nico: (LAUGHS) That is stupid!
Lincoln: Yo mama so strong that she can bench lift the entire universe!
We laughed at that one!
Me: (LAUGHS) That is one mama I can love!
We laughed!
Lincoln: (LAUGHS) Yeah! Yo mama so ugly that Zorc Necrophades runs away from her.
We laughed at that one!
Nico: (LAUGHS) That is funny!
Eli: (LAUGHS) YEAH!
Lincoln: Yo mama so hot her breast milk is hot cocoa.
We laughed at that one.
Me: Now that I would love!
Qin: (LAUGHS) YEAH!
He insults Icky Vicky
Lincoln: Yo mama so evil that the teen titans thought she was Raven's mother.
We laughed!
Raven: (Laughs) That would be too true.
Lincoln: Yo mama so smart she makes Albert Einstein jealous.
We laughed at that one!
Lisa Loud: (LAUGHS) That would be too true.
Dexter: (LAUGHS) That is too true there!
Lincoln: Yo mama so fat that she causes a massive tidal wave across the world.
We laughed and that was awesome!
Me: (LAUGHS) Yeah that is too true!
Lincoln: Yo mama strong that she can destroy Darkseid with one punch!
We laughed at that one!
Nico: (LAUGHS) That is true!
Superman: (LAUGHS) That would be awesome to see!
Me: YEAH!
He insults the other jerks:
Lincoln: Yo mama so ugly the trolls run away from her.
We laughed at that one!
Me: They sure would run away!
Nico: Yeah!
Lincoln: Yo mama so fat that she resembles a massive cannonball.
We laughed!
Me: That would be a big cannonball!
Qin: YEAH!
Lincoln: Yo mama so hot that people use her as a spice for nacho cheese.
We laughed at that one!
Me: (LAUGHS) That would be funny!
Nico: Yep!
Lincoln: Yo mama so stupid that she doesn't even know the alphabet.
WHAT A MORON!
We laughed at that one!
Me: (LAUGHS) That is stupid!
Camie: Yeah it is!
Chronoa: HUMILIATION INSULT STYLE: INSULTS OF SHAME!
She insults Bubble Bass.
Chronoa: You are a fucking gluttonous free food obsessed bastard that constantly scams other people and even hid fuckin pickles under your tongue. You are one of the most disgusting fat bastards in the god damn universe. We'd have to put your gigantic lardass on a fuckin treadmill for days just to make you lose all your fat. Learn to respect other people and stop scamming people especially Mr. Krabs you fat free-food obsessed fatass.
WHOA THAT WAS CRUEL!
Me: Nice one!
Mr. Krabs: (LAUGHS) You tell him lass!
Xenia: YEAH!
She insults the Wet Bandits
Chronoa: You are by far the worst carbon copy of Jessie, James and Meowth. Hell even they managed to a few things right. Gee even Takato and Jeri would kick your ass without their Digimon. I bet even Konohamaru would kick your ass no problem. In other words you officially failed at life you stupid carbon copy of thieves.
We laughed!
Me: (LAUGHS) You tell them!
Xenia: YEAH!
Konohamaru: Yeah you bet I could kick their butts!
Takato: Same here!
She insults Trina Riffins.
Chronoa: You are an ugly, angry bitch who does not care for anyone but yourself. You are also the weakest copy of She-Hulk that people mistake you for a bootleg She-Hulk. You are also the ugliest and flattest bitch in the universe alongside Icky Vicky. You also smell of the most foul berries of all. Learn to control your temper you flat-chested whore.
WHOA THAT IS CRUEL!
Me: Nice one!
Camie: YEAH!
Tsuyu: You tell them!
She insults the rest of the jerks
Chronoa? You are the shittiest jerks to ever grace the universe which makes me glad we have humiliation sessions. You are by far the ugliest bastards as well as the dumbest idiots. You are by far the most despicable group we ever have to deal with. Especially with the crap you've done. Learn to treat people with respect you hate-obsessed bastards of the coldest hell.
They jerks cried like babies!
WHAT A BUNCH OF BABIES!
Chronoa: Aw I made the wittle babies cwy. Would the babies like their bottles?
We laughed hysterically at that one!
Sailor Jupiter: Treat women with respect you sexist bastards! HUMILIATION LIGHTNING STYLE: LOBSTERS IN YOUR PANTS!
She shoved lobsters down the pants of the male jerks. The lobsters chomped on their nuts which caused the male jerks to sing like an opera singer.
WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY AND EVEN ROLLED ON THE FLOORS LAUGHING!
Sailor Venus: HOW DARE YOU MAKE US GIRLS LOOK BAD! HUMILIATION ZIT STYLE: PIMPLE MADNESS!
She made zits appear all over the female jerks.
Peggy bundy: Oh my god I'm hideous!
Sailor Venus: Hi hideous nice to meet you I'm Sailor Venus.
We laughed at them!
Yuna: HUMILIATION WATER STYLE: SLIME SLIP!
She fired slime on the floor and then the jerks slipped on slime and fell on the floor and then slide right a cabinet full of paint which fell on them.
Jerks: UH OH!
CRASH!
They were covered in paint!
Jerks: BLECH! (SPITS)
They got up.
Sari: HUMILIATION LIGHTNING STYLE: SINK SHOCK!
She shocked the jerks to the point of their skeletons showing.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP!
They were really electrocuted!
Princess Elise III: Hope you like being bald! HUMILIATION SHAVE STYLE: SHAVING HEADS!
She shaved off the hair of the jerks.
Princess Elise III: Uh oh somebody's (Singsong) FABULOUS!
We laughed at that one!
Princess Sara: HUMILIATION PAIN STYLE: HOLE PUSH!
She pushed the jerks right into a 50 foot high hole.
They screamed and and then…
CRASH!
They landed with a nasty thud!
Verosika Mayda: HUMILIATION PAIN STYLE: COCONUT HEAD BONKING!
She fired a massive barrage of coconuts at the heads of the jerks and they got bonked bad!
BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK!
Patrick: (LAUGHS) THOSE GUYS GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A BUNCH OF COCONUTS!
We laughed!
Patty Myers: HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: CONCRETE OUCH!
She dropped a giant 100 pound concrete bag on the jerks.
Jerks: Uh oh.
BLAM!
They were covered in concrete powder!
Marv: I'm gonna murder those kids! (SNEEZES)
Regina Belfrond: HUMILIATION GLASS STYLE: GLASS OUCH!
She placed glass ornaments on the floor and then the jerks stepped on them.
CRUNCH!
They screamed in pain!
Marv: GAH! I'M GONNA KILL THOSE FUCKING KIDS!
Kamala Khan: HUMILIATION PAIN STYLE: PANCAKE PAIN!
She made her hand big enough to flatten the jerks into pancakes.
SQUISH!
Jerks: (Dazed and stupid talk) But mommy I don't want to go to school today!
Nanami Shadowflower: HUMILIATION FIRE STYLE: SCORCHING HEADS!
She set the jerks' heads on fire and the jerks jumped into a conveniently placed pool of what looked like water but was actually methane.
But then they dipped into them and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
They were burned bad!
Betty Boop: IT'S TIME I SLAP SOME SENSE INTO YOU! HUMILIATION SLAP STYLE: SLAP PAIN!
She slapped the jerks.
SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP!
WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!
Betty Boop: Are you sorry yet?
Flip: I think we peed a little.
Sailor Mini-Moon: HUMILIATION POOP STYLE: JERKS IN POOP!
She tripped the jerks in elephant poop.
Icky Vicky: Okay seriously?! Who the hell has an elephant in here?!
Shep whistled innocently.
N'Dugo: Bad guys fall in poop. Classic element of physical comedy. Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh. Ready?
Everyone: Ready! (laughs hysterically)!
THAT NEVER GETS OLD!
Sailor Earth: HUMILIATION WEDGIE STYLE: MEGA WEDGIE!
She gave the jerks a massive wedgie all the way to the moon.
HOING!
Sailor Neptunes: HUMILIATION ICE STYLE: FROZEN BIKINIS!
She dressed the jerks in bone-chilling bikinis!
Sailor Uranus: HUMILIATION WAX STYLE: WAX PAIN!
She placed hot wax on the jerks and ripped it off.
RRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
Jerks: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
THAT HAD TO HURT!
Mirabel Madrigal: I always wanted to do this! HUMILIATION COMEDY STYLE: NUN RULER STICK SMACK!
She summoned nuns who have rulers to smack the jerks all over with their rulers!
Shantae: HUMILIATION DANCE STYLE: DANCING QUEEN MANIA!
She dressed the jerks in ugly dance clothes and made them dance to Dancing Queen by ABBA!
Me: Love Abba!
Boa Hancock: HUMILIATION PAIN STYLE: NUT SMASHERS!
She punched the nuts of the male jerks super hard!
WE WINCED HARD AT THAT!
Uta: HUMILIATION HAIR STYLE: FLOWER BEE PAIN!
She replaced the shaved heads of the jerks with hair made of flowers which attracted bees.
Jerks: AAAAAAAHHH! BEES!
The bees stung all over the jerks.
Steven, Connie, Marco, Star, Takato, Jeri, Lincoln and his harem: WEDDING HUMILIATION FINAL SMASH: MEGA WEDDING LAUGH!
They threw the jerks in hot nacho cheese then they covered the jerks with honey then bird seed then they summoned birds to peck all over the jerks. Then they covered the jerks first with chocolate, then caramel, then nougat and lastly other candies. They put the heads of the jerks inside boxes which they put chickens in the boxes the the chickens scratched all over them and finally they finish by taking turns head bonking slapping and poking eyes.
When it was done we were laughing hysterically!
Me: YEAH!
Then a massive cloud of gold bars and jewels exploded out and it was a LOT OF THEM!
Me: That was so funny! How did you guys like your wedding?
Jer: We had THE BEST FUN EVER!
Takato: You all made this so much fun!
Xenia: We're glad you all had fun!
Me: Yep.
Nico: Not bad for our first Triple Wedding. Now we must get ready. Tomorrow is the big mission for Missy.
Me: Yep. We head out to face Stankfoot and end his reign of evil.
Laney: Yep.
We went back to the estate and went to sleep.
Meanwhile in New Eden City, the Zevo-3 was getting ready for our arrival and they were excited too.
Jason James: This will be fun and awesome too.
Ellie Martin: I'm so excited for this and it will be so cool to take down Stankfoot and be rid of him forever.
Kewl Breeze: It sure will.
Jason James: Ready guys?
They transformed and went at the screen and it froze.
TO BE CONTINUED…
Another awesome fanfiction done.
It's about time they got a wedding.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.
Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Katnappe, LeQuack, Universe 666 Sentinel Prime, Argit, Frankie The Squealer and Ghost Monster as well as Starfire, Larry Loud, Mira Torvald, Subtlety, Fury and Endurance and we're going to Piñata Island and we're going to do an amazing rescue as well as battle Another Beppi the Clown, Another Itchy and Scratchy, Another Evil Whirlpool Man, Billy the Bin, Another LeQuack and Another Katnappe. All of them are going to be gene-slammers for Skylanders. Also we're going to meet a Gothitelle Gene-slammer. Her name is Erebus Raven.
The next match-up in The War Against The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters is Missy Rogers, Giggles, and Lincoln VS. Flora Marley
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, we're heading to New York City, and we're going to face, take down, and recruit the next hypothetical Akumatized Loud Sister into The Masters of Evil, Mimica, the Akumatized form of Leni Loud, she has the power to mimic anyone, but her mimicry can be broken by someone who can see through it, and since she's like Leni, Lincoln knows many things that'll get her attention quick. And we're going to meet the next Elemental HERO of Earth, this time, it's Monica Garcia, Gene-Slammer of Elemental HERO Wild Wingman and younger sister of Maria Garcia, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a very powerful and also a very physically strong athlete who was born with superhuman strength, and like her older sister, she's a goth girl with the powers of darkness and the ability to summon imps, and she knows a lot of many spooky Spanish legends and legendary monsters of Spanish legend, plus, she also joined with Maria and she also helped to teach Lincoln how to summon the creatures of the night and she also knows how to cook some of her favorite dishes from Mexico, and she's knowledgeable about everything from Mexico. She's also good friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club. She's also a skilled wilderness survival expert, and she's also a seductive and one sexy hot mama who's flirted and made out with Lincoln more than once, and she loves him with all her heart which is also shared among the other members of his harem and Guardian Angels. She's also a member of The Elemental HEROS of Earth, but, unlike with The Elemental HEROS of Fire who had to deal with parents who built their business empires through the theft of intellectual property and got into criminal activity and evil siblings who are thieves and heartless thugs, The Elemental HEROS of Water who had to deal with lying conniving workers who tried to extort them and ruin their names and reputations, along with Sergio, the mastermind behind some of the early extortion plots, and the heartless evil abusive greedy parents and heartless gold-digging evil ex-little sisters, and The Elemental HEROS of Darkness who've had to deal with Lori, she and the other Elemental HEROS of Earth have had numerous clashes and dealings with Lynn, who has more than once tried to kill them and Lincoln many times over when she goes on her massive rage-fueled rampages, but they always saw her coming when they see her running on all fours, beating her chest like a gorilla and roaring like an animal, and the worst part was letting out those really loud belches, and catching the stench of her sweaty armpits and smelly feet. But, she and the other Elemental HEROS of Earth along with Lincoln have more than once beaten Lynn into the ground, tied that animal up, and dragged her smelly butt home where she eventually got into massive trouble with her parents. Plus, during the exercise scene, she's going to reveal a very horrible revelation: but for this one, it'll show Lori breaking down and crying as she finally realizes that what she's been doing to Lincoln has been wrong and awful, and when Lincoln hears it all for himself, he knew Lori was telling the truth and he hugged Lori, along with crying his heart out. But, this of course disgusted Lynn, and she was about to kill them both, but Monica used her skills in dark magic and summoned imps to attack Lynn, and then, Lori and Lincoln punched Lynn hard in the face giving her two black eyes, and she got in massive trouble with her parents who saw the whole event along with Lori breaking down and crying and Lincoln hugging Lori as he also let his tears flow.
Get ready for an awesome battle that will show us how much we hate people that tamper with the laws of Mother Nature and we're going to help the Zevo 3 Team destroy Stankfoot and make hum pay for his crimes against nature and humanity.
See you next time.
