This chapter is based on the movie The Pirates! In An Adventure with Scientists.


Over in Stormalong Harbor was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Lie Ren, Kalolo, Ophanimon, Angewomon, Universe 666 Lucemon And Seraphimon as well as Gizmo, Eustace Bagge, Vellian Crowler, Power (Chainsaw Man), Doppelgänger, Angry Archer, New Sun, Bad Cop, Heavy Lobster (Kirby) and Pilaf Gang (Dragon Ball) and we were there for another awesome rescue and it'll be so fun and cool.

Me: Stormalong Harbor. Been a while since we were here.

Lola: Yeah it has been a while. I wonder how Flapjack and friends are doing.

Nico: I'll be awesome to see them again.

Lana: Yeah it sure will.

Qin: So far things have been great. No pirates are causing trouble.

Xenia: Even though it's out here in the middle of the Great Lakes it's still awesome.

Lie Ren: I agree there.

Nico: Ren, I want to thank you, Gizmo, and your teams for coming today.

Lie Ren: It's no problem Nico. It's really fun.

Kalolo: It sure is.

Nico: Kalolo, remember when we first met you?

Kalolo: I sure do and that was during J.D.'s rescues.

Me: Yep. Me and Joan Bolton were in Crop Circle Country and we battled McWolf and the Space Cows.

Nico: That was funny.

Kalolo: It sure was! I loved that one.

Xenia: It sure was cool.

Nico: And that was during the first ever rescues.

Me: That's right. It was so awesome.

Lola: Yep.

Kalolo: I thought it was a fun one.

Xenia: Yep.

Applejack: Yeehaw! That was a perfect farm rescue there.

Nico: Yep.

Camie: That was so awesome.

Nico: What did you guys think of Reefside?

Lincoln: It sure was awesome!

Qin: I had a lot of fun taking down Mesogog.

Me: But it was awesome testing out the power of my new transformation there.

Xenia: That was so epic! Mesogog didn't stance a chance.

Laney: He sure didn't.

Varie: Yeah that was awesome.

Laney: Mesogog is now PERMANENTLY extinct.

Nico: After that, we had fun at the Cyber Cafe.

Me: We sure did have fun.

Qin: Yep. It was awesome.

Laney: It sure was cool.

Nico: Yep.

Maria: That was si awesome.

Eustace: Big deal.

Nico: And it's the Dino Thunder Rangers' turn for the usual battles today.

Me: It sure is.

Qin: Yep.

Lola: This is always going to be fun.

Xenia: Yep.

Me: I hope Hydrax is next after that for the SPD Battle and her Usual Battle.

Camie: (LAUGHS) Up for another love-making session with her?

We laughed!

Flapjack: Hey, guys!

Me: Hey Flapjack. Ahoy Captain K'nuckles.

K'nuckles: Ahoy lads. How have ye been?

Nico: Really busy. It was one awesome adventure after the other.

Xenia: Yep.

Flapjack: So cool!

Nico: Have you guys been getting lots of candy?

Flapjack: We sure have and it's so awesome!

Xenia: Candied Island is awesome.

Camie: Boy it sure is!

Me: Mary loves that island. It's so awesome.

Sunny Starscout: That is one awesome island.

Me: It sure is. How is Bubbie doing?

Bubbie: Really awesome J.D. thank you.

Me: Oh good Bubbie.

Nico: Princess Eilonwy is excited to face Peppermint Larry.

Flapjack: We're so happy for her.

Nico: Sorry we haven't visited you guys lately.

Captain K'nuckles: It's all right guys.

Me: You know how busy we are saving the universe.

Flapjack: That's true.

Bubbie: That's okay guys. But you all are doing an amazing job.

Flapjack: Wait you guys sound like you are completely uhh what's the word?

Bubbie: Reborn and renewed?

Me: Oh yeah! (Laughs) We had a massive form of purification happen to us. It's a really long story.

Bubbie: We would like to hear it.

I told them everything.

Flapjack: Dark Orb Contamination!? Wow! That is terrible!

Me: It was. But we're now permanently dark orb free. Expect Nico because of his contingency plan.

Nico: Yeah.

Maria: Eli, can you sense for Swartz's creations?

Flapjack: That reminds me! We saw a bunch of Another Villains running around.

Eli: (Concentrates) (GASP) Holy mackerel! We got a lot of them this time!

Nico: What are they?

Eli: We have Another Lord Hotcakes, Another Shockwave (DOTM) Another Starfire the Terrible, Another Robot Patrick, Another Robot Sandy, Another Robot Spongebob, Another Baddie Undine, Another Lady Flamicorn, Another Evil Titanium Ranger, Another Three MageSisters, Another Flotsam & Jetsom and Another Gizmo! (PANTS) Someone get me some water!

Maria: Here you go.

Eli: Thanks.

Maria gave water to him.

Eli: (Gulps)

Me: WHOA! That is a lot of them!

Camie: No kidding!

Applejack: To quote Granny Smith we're going to be busier than a worm in a rotten tomater!

Nico: No kidding!

Laney: We'll have to call in each of their archenemies one at a time for them.

Lola: Good idea.

Nico: I see one of them!

Out came Another Lord Hotcakes!

Me: Another Lord Hotcakes!

Nico: I'm hungry for some pancakes!

Maria called in Krunk!

SMASH!

Krunk: Krunk and Teddy ready for battle with Pancakes!

Nico: Who are you?

Another Lord Hotcakes: (In a girls voice) I believe that J.D. knows who I am.

Me: (GASP) That voice.

She reverted back and was a girl with purple hair, blue eyes, and had a gorgeous purple dress and had purple star angel wings and had the symbols of the Magic Skylanders on her skirt and forehead.

Me: (GASP) Amelia O'Connell!

Amelia O'Connell: Awesome to see you again. You ready to shoot to the stars?

Me: Always ready.

Nico: The way you said that means you are obviously the gene-slammer for Star Strike.

Amelia O'Connell: That's right.

Me: Awesome!

Lola: Star Strike is so awesome.

Twilight Sparkle: She sure is and she is an amazing dancer and a powerful force of the stars.

Amelia O'Connell: That is for sure. Krunk sure loves pancakes doesn't he?

Krunk: Krunk love them a lot.

Girl Jordan: First, let me and Leeli-

Krunk: No. Krunk do this alone.

Girl Jordan: But Krunk-

Nico: Girl Jordan, if another version of Carnage shows up in the future, I promise I'll let you and Leeli face that one however you want. Trust me. When Krunk starts fighting, it's best to steer clear.

Girl Jordan: Oh yeah you're right. Krunk is the Justice Friends version of the Hulk. Go get her Krunk.

Krunk: Krunk ready.

Amelia O'Connell: First how about some breakfast?

She used her magic and gave him a huge plate of pancakes topped with syrup.

Krunk: Mmm-mmm! Krunk love pancakes.

He ate them and they were really great.

Krunk was finished.

Krunk: Ahh. (BURPS) Pardon Krunk. Krunk ready.

Nico: Also, Kaede can help you in said fight I just mentioned too.

Girl Jordan: Any reason why?

Nico: I dunno. Just feel like she could REALLY make Carnage suffer for some strange reason.

Girl Jordan: I like it.

Nico: Good.

Krunk: Krunk ready!

She turned into Another Lord Hotcakes!

Krunk: KRUNK SMASH!

I gave Krunk a bunch of heavy barrels and he threw them and smashed her down and she exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

She was down and back to normal and I caught the Wonder Ride book and it was called The Stellar Princess of Star Magic and the Kingdom of The Pancake King.

Me: Cool title.

I went and brought her over.

Amelia O'Connell: (GROANS) What a headache.

Krunk: Krunk sorry.

Amelia O'Connell: No worries.

I gave her some good pancakes.

Amelia O'Connell: Thanks J.D.

She ate them.

I gave her a block of ice for her head.

Nico: That's one down.

Me: Yep.

Nico: Here comes the next one!

We saw that it was a dark version of Shockwave! It was ANOTHER SHOCKWAVE (DOTM)

Me: Whoa! Looks like Live Action Shockwave.

Xenia: This one will be interesting.

Maria: Knight Light is needed.

She called in Knight Light.

Knight Light: See the Light!

Me: Awesome!

Knight Light: So I get to face Another Shockwave.

Another Shockwave: (In a girls voice) And one that is also your gene-slammer.

She reverted back and was a girl with blond hair, yellow eyes and had golden yellow angel wings and yellow clothes and had the symbols of the Light Skylanders on her skirt and in the middle of her forehead.

Me: (GASP) Ophelia Simpson!

Ophelia Simpson: Awesome to see you again J.D.

Me: Same here. Ophelia is know for having the strongest light powers ever known and she can light up even a pitch black world with the luminosity of 100,000 suns.

Nico: WOW! That is bright!

Me: It sure is.

Ophelia Simpson: Yep and also as I said I am the gene-slammer of Knight Light.

Knight Light: That is really cool!

Me: It sure is.

Knight Light: Okay. We've faced Decepticons before. This shouldn't be hard, right?

Nico: Nope.

Me: Oh we forgot to ask. Are the other Another Villains we're about to face friendly or hostile?

Ophelia Simpson: Friendly. And they are all gene-slammers like me.

Me: Cool!

Nico: That makes it easier.

Girl Jordan: First lets get you back to normal and separate you.

Leeli: Right!

Girl Jordan: Lets go Leeli.

Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.

(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)

The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.

Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep

Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél

Ophelia glowed and Another Shockwave (DOTM) was separated from her!

Ophelia Simpson: Awesome!

Knight Light: Nice! Now lets do it!

Ophelia Simpson: See the Light!

She formed a sword of White Crystal!

Nico: Who's next?

Me: Another Starfire the Terrible.

Qin: From those Legion of Doom Knockoffs they did.

Me: Now it's Blaster-Tron's turn.

Maria called in Blaster-Tron.

Blaster-Tron: Target Acquired!

Me: And there she is.

We saw a dark version of Starfire the Terrible! It was ANOTHER STARFIRE THE TERRIBLE!

Me: This is gonna be good!

Blaster Tron: Identifying Target now.

Another Starfire the Terrible: This is going to be most fun too.

She reverted back and was a girl with magenta hair, magenta eyes and had purple and magenta clothes and had rainbow angel wings and had the symbols of the Light Skylanders on her skirt and in the middle of her forehead.

Me: (GASP) Reggie Von Ludwig.

Reggie Von Ludwig: Awesome to see you again J.D.

Blaster Tron: Genetic Structure analyzed. Target confirmed to have genetic components of Blaster-Tron.

Reggie Von Ludwig: That's right. I am the gene-slammer of you.

Nico: Wow! That is really cool!

Lola: It sure is!

Camie: Wow!

Blaster-Tron: (to Leeli and Girl Jordan) Do not interfere. I will deal with this personally.

Girl Jordan: But-

Nico: That's two Carnage fights I owe you now. This seems very personal to Blaster Tron.

Me: Actually Nico they already had their turn. Now it's Lincoln's turn for purification from here on out.

Nico: Oh right. But I'll still give them two Carnage fights.

Girl Jordan: Okay.

Blaster-Tron: Lets commence the battle.

Reggie Von Ludwig: Gladly.

She turned into Another Starfire the Terrible!

Blaster-Tron fired a laser blast and it hit her and she exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

She was blasted down and I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Robot Princess and the Tamaranean Tyrant.

Me: Very fitting.

I brought Reggie over.

Reggie Von Ludwig: (Groans) What a headache.

Blaster-Tron: (to Reggie) Do you have any hobbies?

Reggie Von Ludwig: I like to build robots. I learned all my skills from my idol and hero Dr. Thomas Light.

Me: Boy that is cool! Dr. Light works for us and he makes Robot team mates.

Nico: That is awesome. Dr. Light can gladly show you how to make awesome robots.

Reggie Von Ludwig: I would like that.

Me: Cool. We're not done yet.

Nico: Is that Patrick?

We saw a dark robot version of Patrick! It was ANOTHER ROBOT PATRICK!

Me: It's Another Robot Patrick!

ZOOM!

Then an older version of Julie Powers came!

Julie Powers: Lightspeed is here for this.

Me: A future version of Lightspeed!? Whoa!

Julie Powers: That's right. You guys have my younger self with you all.

Me: That is cool!

Julie Powers: It sure is.

She went up to the Another Robot Patrick.

Another Robot Patrick: (In a girls voice) Boy this is gonna be an honor battling a member of the Power Pack.

She reverted back and was a girl with aqua blue hair and blue eyes and had blue clothes and angel wings and had the symbols of the Air Skylanders on her skirt and in the middle of her forehead and she had intense lightning surging on her hands.

Me: (GASP) Zinnia Zeus!

Nico: Whoa! Are you…

Zinnia Zeus: That's right. I'm the Daughter of the King of Gods, Zeus as well as his Avatar and I'm also the gene-slammer of Lightning Rod.

Rainbow Dash: That is awesome!

Lincoln: Wow! That is really amazing!

Me: It sure is. Also Lightning Rod is one of the Skylanders that doesn't have an archenemy yet.

Nico: We'll have to think of something later.

Future Lightspeed: Try to keep up.

Zinnia Zeus: I plan to.

Lincoln fired a blast of light and separated her from Another Robot Patrick!

Zinnia Zeus: Whoa! Now we can fight him together.

Future Lightspeed: Lets do it!

Another Robot Patrick smashed his ice cream onto the ground and splattered toxic hot slime onto the docks and they flew fast and circled behind him and smashed him in his back and then he screamed and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

He exploded!

Nico: YEAH!

I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Princess of Lightning & the Daughter of Zeus and the Malevolent Kingdom of the Rabid Starfish.

Me: Fitting title. Reminds me of the Bikini Bottom Horror Comic.

Zinnia Zeus: I thought that comic was well drawn. It was crazy that Patrick turned into that.

Me: No fucking shit there.

Nico: Toxic ice cream. Not a good flavor.

Me: That would taste worse than Valentina Gruber's ice cream that she served that girl.

Nico: No fucking shit on that.

Me: Don't tell her I said that.

Nico: Right.

Eli: Look there!

Maria: Is that Sandy?

Me: No that's not Sandy it…

We saw that it was Another Robot Sandy!

Me: Whoa! Better call in Firestorm.

Maria did so.

Firestorm: I'm here guys! Whoa! Another Robot Sandy.

Me: Yep.

Firestorm: And you are?

Another Robot Sandy: (In a girls voice) I believe that J.D. knows me with the power of light.

She reverted back and it was a girl with blond hair and had yellow clothes and yellow eyes and she had rainbow crystal angel wings and had the symbols of the Light Skylanders on her skirt and in the middle of her forehead.

Me: Alice Elisia!

Alice Elisia: Awesome to see you again J.D.

Qin: Your wings are absolutely gorgeous.

Alice Elisia: Why thank you.

Rarity: They most certainly are darling.

Alice Elisia: I know. Also I am the gene-slammer for Light Hex.

Camie: A Light version of Hex?

Starlight Glimmer: But Hex is an Undead Skylander.

Nicole: Actually guys there is also a light version of her too. But she is on the Android App, Skylanders: Ring of Heroes.

Nico: Wow! That is amazing.

Alice Elisia: That's right. She's a totally brand new one.

Me: Wow!

Firestorm: Let's do this!

Alice Elisia: This is going to be fun.

Lincoln fired a wave of light and separated Another Robot Sandy from her and they were ready.

Alice Elisia: WHOA! Now this is gonna be fun!

Alice chanted an incantation and instead of skulls she had balls of rainbow light form and they swirled around her and smashed Robot Sandy on her head and then Firestorm blasted her with fire and she exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Nico: YEAH!

I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Sun Sorceress and the Kingdom of the Rabid Squirrels.

Me: Nice title.

Lola: Yep.

Me: Now Robot SpongeBob is left I'll bet.

We then saw a huge figure.

Nico: There she is!

It was a dark version of SpongeBob. It was ANOTHER ROBOT SPONGEBOB!

Me: Better call in Lion-O to help us.

I pulled out the Sword of Omens!

Me: THUNDER! THUNDER! THUNDER! THUNDERCATS! HOOOOOOO!

I had the sword blade grow 3 times and then the eye turned into the symbol of the Thundercats and it projected into the sky!

RRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!

Out of the symbol formed a portal and out came THE THUNDERCATS!

Chorus: THUNDERCATS ARE ON THE MOVE! THUNDERCATS ARE LOOSE! FEEL THE MAGIC! HEAR THE ROAR! THUNDERCATS ARE LOOSE!

They appeared!

Lion-O: We got your call J.D.! Wow! Looks like Another Version of Robot SpongeBob.

Me: Yep.

Lion O: That's a big one!

Me: It sure is.

Another Robot SpongeBob: (In a girls voice) But it's an honor to meet the famous Lion-O.

She reverted back and she was a girl with blond hair and yellow eyes and had yellow clothes and rainbow angel wings and she had the symbol of the Light Skylanders on her skirt and in the middle of her forehead.

Me: (GASP) Alicia Vegavonda!

Alicia Vegavonda: Awesome to see you again J.D.

Lion-O: This is gonna be an awesome day for us.

Alicia Vegavonda: It sure is and I am also the gene-slammer of Light Flashwing.

Applejack: What the hay! A Light Version of Flashwing? She's an Earth Skylander.

Nicole: There is also a Light Version of her. She is on the Skylanders: Ring of Heroes Android app too.

Applejack: Well fancy that.

Qin: Neat!

Alicia Vegavonda: And I'm also an awesome crystalmancer.

She held out her hand and then a huge rainbow glowing crystal cluster appeared out of the dock.

Nico: WHOA!

Qin: Wow that is amazing!

Rarity: That is absolutely incredible! My word darling you make amazing gems.

Alicia Vegavonda: I sure do.

Lion O: Shall we?

Alicia Vegavonda: We shall and let me just say that I am a huge fan of the Thundercats. I have loved both the 1985 and 2011 Cartoons and they are so awesome.

Panthro: We are truly honored.

Cheetara: We sure are.

Lincoln fired a beam of light and separated Another Robot SpongeBob from her and she was cured.

Alicia Vegavonda: This is gonna be good!

Me: Another Robot Plankton would be an awesome one to face too.

Lion-O and Alicia fired waves of energy and blasted down Another Robot SpongeBob and it exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

He was destroyed! I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Sun Crystal Princess and the Krabby Patty Monster Fry Cooks.

Me: Cool title.

They came back.

Nico: We're not done yet. But that's enough of the Another Robots for today.

Me: Maybe on the next rescue. Lets see. We just have Another Baddie Undine, Another Lady Flamicorn, Another Evil Titanium Ranger, Another Three MageSisters, Another Flotsam & Jetsom and Another Gizmo left.

Flapjack: Boy this is still awesome!

Nico: Yep.

Me: Better call in Laniya Momoshiki.

Maria: On it.

She did so and out of the water as Water Dragon came Laniya Momoshiki the Water Dragon Gene-slammer and she got onto the docks and reverted back.

Laniya Momoshiki: I'm here guys.

Nico: Awesome.

Then…

KRASPLASH!

We saw a huge splash of water!

Nico: And there's Another Baddie Undine!

Out of the water came a dark version of Baddie Undine! It was ANOTHER BADDIE UNDINE!

Me: Whoa! This one is going to get us all wet!

Nico: Yep!

Another Baddie Undine: But it will be fun and awesome to make some noise.

She reverted back and it was a girl with blue hair and blue clothes and had angel wings made of pure water and she had the symbols of the Water Skylanders on her Skirt and in the middle of her forehead.

Me: (GASP) Dinah Echo!

Dinah: Awesome to see you again J.D. And this is gonna be one that makes a song for us all.

Qin: Cool! If I were to guess you're the gene-slammer for Echo.

Dinah: That's right. I'm a Music master and a summoner of mermaids and the power of the fish. I have a divine song that can hurt my worst enemies and I also have a powerful voice.

Lola: Wow!

Nico: This I got to see.

Dinah: Okay.

(THE MUMMERS DANCE BY LORENNA MCKENNITT PLAYS)

Dinah Echo: (SINGING DIVINELY AS NUMEROUS EVIL ENEMIES ALL OVER HAD THEIR HEADS EXPLODE AND THEY MERMAIDS AND FISH AND WATER CAME AND DANCED)

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh
When in the springtime of the year
When the trees are crowned with leaves
When the ash and oak, and the birch and yew
Are dressed in ribbons fair
When owls call the breathless moon
In the blue veil of the night
The shadows of the trees appear
Amidst the lantern light
We've been rambling all the night
And some time of this day
Now returning back again
We bring a garland gay
Who will go down to the shady groves
And summon the shadows there
And tie a ribbon on those sheltering arms
In the springtime of the year
The songs of birds seem to fill the wood
That when the fiddler plays
All their voices can be heard
Long past their woodland days
We've been rambling all the night
And some time of this day
And now returning back again
We bring a garland gay
And so they linked their hands and danced
'Round in circles and in rows
And so the journey of the night descends
When all the shades are gone
A garland gay we bring you here
And at your door we stand
It is a sprout well budded out
The work of our Lord's hand
We've been rambling all the night
And some time of this day
And now returning back again
We bring a garland gay
We've been rambling all the night
And some time of this day
And now returning back again
We bring a garland gay

We were amazed!

Me: WOW!

When it was done we were in awe.

Me: That was awesome!

Nico: It sure was!

Eli: Yeah!

Laniya Momoshiki: Nice song. Too bad we have to fight.

Dinah Echo: I know. But I'm glad you liked it.

Me: Your song literally caused many of the enemies here to have their heads exploded.

Flapjack: Literally.

Nico: Thank goodness they were just minor thugs and bandits.

Qin: Yeah.

Lincoln: That was cool.

Lincoln fired a blast of light and it separated Another Baddie Undine from her!

Dinah Echo: Whoa! This is gonna be awesome!

Laniya Momoshiki: Now I don't have to hold back!

Dinah Echo: Lets make some noise!

Nico: Go get her!

Laniya and Dinah fired a massive blast of water and song energy and the blasts hit Another Baddie Undead and she exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

Nico: OH YEAH!

Dinah Echo: That was awesome!

I caught the Wonder Ride Book and there was also a Monster Rancher Disk for Undine too.

Me: Cool!

I saw the title for the Wonder Ride Book. It was called The Sea Dragon Siren and The Alchemical Elemental Kingdom of The Undine.

Me: Cool title.

Nico: Who's next?

Me: We have Another Lady Flamicorn, Another Evil Titanium Ranger, Another Three MageSisters, Another Flotsam & Jetsom and Another Gizmo left.

Maria: Better call in Laney Sonya Romanov.

She did so and in a powerful burst of fire came Laney Sonya Romanov.

Laney Sonya Romanov: (Russian Accent) I'm here comrades.

Nico: This one is going to be infernal.

Laney Sonya Romanov: Another version of Lady Flamicorn?

Me: Yep.

May: Right over there!

We saw a dark version of Lady Flamicorn! It was ANOTHER LADY FLAMICORN!

Nico: WHOA!

Xenia: This one is hot!

Me: Yep.

Another Lady Flamicorn: I sure am a hot one.

She reverted back and was a girl with red hair, red eyes, red clothes and red fire angel wings and she had the symbols of the Fire Skylanders on her skirt and in the middle of her forehead.

Me: (GASP) Camie Yukimura!

Camie Yukimura: Awesome to see you again J.D.

Me: You too.

Nico: Are you related to Keiko Yukimura?

Camie Yukimura: I sure am. She's my cousin.

Nico: Wow!

Eli: That is cool!

Camie Yukimura: And also I am the gene-slammer for Ka-Boom of the Trap Team.

Qin: Whoa! Explosive!

Camie Yukimura: Very. I heard all about my cousins adventures in the Spirit World and all that. I'm very proud of her.

Me: We all are.

Laney Sonya Romanov: Sorry we have to fight like this.

Camie Yukimura: I know.

Lincoln: I got this.

Lincoln fired a wave of energy and it separated Another Lady Flamicorn from her.

Camie Yukimura: Whoa! This is gonna be brutal!

Another Lady Flamicorn: (Speaking in Korean) 내 분노는 찜질방보다 더 뜨겁다! (My rage is hotter than a sauna)

Me: (Speaking In Korean) 당신의 분노가 곧 꺼질 것입니다. 나는 그것을 영원히 지속할 만큼의 분노로 가졌고 그것은 당신의 파멸로 끝날 것입니다! (Your rage is about to become extinguished. I've had it with enough rage to last an eternity and it will only end in your destruction!)

Nico: You tell her J.D.!

Laney and Camie fired blasts of fire and it hit her and Another Lady Flamicorn exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

We cheered and I caught the Wonder Ride Book. It was called The Explosive Fire Princess and the Kingdom of the Rabid Rainicorns.

Me: Fitting.

Sakura Knudson: You speak Korean bro?

Me: I know every single language on Earth and many on different planets.

Qin: It's true.

Me: We have Another Evil Titanium Ranger, Another Three MageSisters, Another Flotsam & Jetsom and Another Gizmo left.

Nico: Better call in the Trifa sisters.

Maria: On it.

She did so.

Mandy, Melanie and Michelle Trifa Came.

Mandy Trifa: We're here guys.

Melanie Trifa: We're ready too.

Nico: There's Another Evil Titanium Ranger!

We saw it and it was a dark version of Evil Titanium Ranger! It was ANOTHER EVIL TITANIUM RANGER!

Me: This is gonna get ugly!

Another Evil Titanium Ranger: (In a girls voice) (Norwegian Accent) But I'm ready for this.

She reverted back and it was a girl with orange hair and orange eyes and had brown and orange clothes and had Brown Angel Wings and she had the symbols for the Earth Skylanders on her Skirt and in the middle of Her Forehead.

Me: (GASP) Hera Kristiansen!

Hera Kristiansen: Great to see you again J.D.

Me: Same here.

Nico: Wow!

Hera Kristiansen: I am also the gene-slammer for Head Rush.

Qin: Wow! She is tough!

Lola: And Strong.

Hera Kristiansen: Yes. I'm a strong master of the earth and a powerful force to be reckoned with. I also have a powerful song that can smash opponents to dust with rocks and I have intense strength.

Applejack: That is very impressive!

Qin: It sure is!

Mandy Trifa: We may not be Rangers. But we can still do this!

Hera Kristiansen: I know. But this will be fun.

Lincoln: First this.

He fired a beam of energy and it separated Another Evil Titanium Ranger!

Hera Kristiansen: By the Wrath of Odin! This is going to be fun!

Me: I'll help too.

I went over.

Me: Get ready for a world of hurt!

Another Evil Titanium Ranger: Well I'm going to be your worst nightmare!

Me: You don't have any idea who you are fucking around with!

Gizmo: Take that barfbrain down!

Mandy Trifa: Let's do this!

Another Evil Titanium Ranger pulled out his axe blaster and he fired it and I deflected the blasts and they hit him and massive fiery explosions blasted out behind him!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

We fired waves of water and energy and blasted him all over.

Hera then sang a powerful song and then he was hit all over with boulders and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

He exploded!

Everyone cheered!

Me: OH YEAH!

I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Viking Earth Princess and the Kingdom of the Evil Titanium Rangers.

Me: Fitting.

Then we saw all over the boardwalk Axe Blasters and they were all imbued with the powers of the members of the M.O.E.

Me: Cool!

We picked them up.

Nico: Awesome new Legend Items.

Qin: Yeah.

Me: Next up is Another Three Mage Sisters.

Nico: We know who to call for that!

Lincoln: Yep the Yosoninja Sisters!

Maria called them in and on elemental dragons came Kiiro, Kuro, Shiroi, Shinku, and Aoi Yosoninja!

Me: Yeah!

Kiiro: This is gonna be so awesome.

Kuro: I'm looking forward to this one.

Shiroi: Too bad Kirby isn't here for this one too.

Shinku: That would be cool.

Aoi: It sure would be.

Maria: No time to complain now. Here she comes!

We saw dark versions of the Three Mage Sisters! It was ANOTHER THREE MAGE SISTERS!

Me: Three powers.

Nico: Yep.

Another Francisca: This is gonna be awesome.

Another Flamberge: It sure will!

Another Zan Partizanne: I'm so excited!

They reverted back and it was three girls! One had red hair, red eyes, red and orange clothes and fire wings and had the symbols of the Fire Skylanders on her skirt and forehead, the second had blue hair, blue eyes, blue lipstick on, blue clothes, water angel wings and had the symbols of the Water Skylanders on her skirt and in the middle of her forehead and the third one had aqua blue hair, blue eyes, aqua blue clothes and blue angel wings and had the symbols of the Air Skylanders on her skirt and in the middle of her forehead.

Me: (GASP) Allie Spitfire, Kira Valentina and Lily Stormblade!

Allie Spitfire: Awesome to see you again J.D.

Lily Stormblade: Same here.

Kira Valentina: Yep.

Maria: Wow! They were three of them!

Me: Yep.

Nico: So who is who?

Allie Spitfire: I'm the gene-slammer for Spitfire of the Superchargers.

Kira Valentina: I'm the gene-slammer for Lob-Star of the Trap Team.

Lily Stormblade: And I'm the gene-slammer for Stormblade of the Superchargers.

Me: Cool!

Kiiro: Well, this still won't be one on one.

Nico: This is gonna be fun.

Lily Stormblade: Wouldn't have it any other way.

Lincoln: First lets free you girls.

Lincoln fired a light blast and separated them from the Another Three Mage Sisters.

Allie Spitfire: Time for fire to burn!

Shiroi: Lets do it!

They fired waves of fire, light, dark, water and earth and blasted down the Another Three Mage Sisters!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

We cheered!

Me: YEAH!

I caught the Ride Book and it was called The Elemental Princesses of Fire, Ice and Lightning and the Kingdom of The Elemental Destruction Cult.

Me: Cool!

Allie Spitfire: That was awesome!

Nico: It sure was!

Me: Another Flotsam and Jetsam next.

Eustace: That's right. Another me was already fought. (LAUGHS) Stupid impostor.

Nico: I agree.

Maria: Better call in Elma for that one.

Qin: Good idea.

She did so.

Elma: I'm here guys.

Nico: Awesome.

We heard bubbling in the water.

Me: I hope the Another Flotsam and Jetsam can breath on land.

They jumped out and it was dark versions of Flotsam and Jetsam! It was ANOTHER FLOTSAM AND JETSAM! They reverted back and landed and we saw that it was two girls with green hair and green eyes. One had athletic clothes and the other had nice green clothes, one had dragonfly wings and the other had leaf angel wings and they both had the symbols for the Life Skylanders on their skirts and foreheads.

Me: (GASP) Autumn Reminara and Tina Quetzal!

Tina Quetzal: Awesome to see you again J.D.

Autumn Reminara: It sure is.

Nico: I take it you girls didn't like being turned into eels.

Autumn Reminara: No we didn't. I am the gene-slammer for Turbo Charge Donkey Kong.

Tina Quetzal: And I'm the Gene-slammer for High-Five.

Me: Cool!

Nico: Donkey Kong is going to love being partnered up with you Autumn.

Xenia: He sure is.

Elma: Sorry we have to fight like this.

Tina Quetzal: No worries.

Lincoln: First this.

He fired a beam of light and separated Another Flotsam and Jetsam from them!

Autumn Reminara: Whoa!

Elma: I don't know about you guys but I'm in the mood for some eel stew!

Nico: Me too!

They fired waves of fire and coconuts and energy and blasted the 2 eels and they exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

They were turned into eel filets in packages and I caught the Ride Book and it was called The Princesses of Donkey Kong Island and the Eels of Ursula.

Me: Cool.

We got to making Eel Stew.

Nico: (Sniffs) Mmm! That smells great!

Flapjack: It sure does.

Maria: Time to summon backup!

Maria pulled out the M.O.E. Cannon.

Maria: (TURNS DIAL) BRYYO FIRE 6!

She summoned Katnappe, Le Quack, Jewel Dopant, Argit, Frankie the Squealer and Ghost Monster along with Good Burns, Springfield Mafia and Good Cinder Fall.

Nico: YEAH!

We saw Frankie the Squealer beaten up!

Me: GOOD GOD! Frankie what happened to you!

Frankie the Squealer: Blame my ridewatch for it.

Fat Tony: Me and the boys beat up Frankie for you Maria.

Me: Boy Maria wanted to beat him up really bad.

Maria: Just don't do it again, okay?

Frankie the Squealer: No promises.

Me: He isn't called Frankie the Squealer for nothing.

Katnappe: (Sniffs) Mmm! You guys making Eel stew?

Me: We sure are. Turned the Another Flotsam and Jetsam into eel stew.

Nico: Yep. It'll be ready after the battle with Another Gizmo.

Good Burns: Speaking of whom...

We saw a figure and it was a dark version of Gizmo! It was ANOTHER GIZMO!

Me: Another Gizmo!

Qin: This one is gonna be good.

Gizmo: Okay you barfbrain who are you!?

Another Gizmo: (In a girls voice) Who are you calling a barfbrain little boy!?

She reverted back and was a girl with purple hair, purple eyes and had a purple star mark on her face and had purple clothes and purple angel wings and had the symbols for the Magic Skylanders on her skirt and in the middle of her forehead!

Me: (GASP! Elisa Nygma!

Nico: WHOA!

Elisa Nygma: Awesome to see you again J.D.

Gizmo: Wait are you related to…

Elisa Nygma: Yeah Edward Nygma the Riddler is my father. I'm a computer programmer and tinkerer too,

Me: Cool! Your father is Tecna's archenemy and she is a great technomancer.

Elisa Nygma: That is awesome. And I am also the gene-slammer for Enigma of the Skylanders.

Lola: That's very fitting.

Qin: Those Cryptic riddles that your father does are really cool!

Elisa Nygma: I love them too.

Kaito: (gets out Go Busters Gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Zocks: (Gets out Gokaiger gear) Because we can grant it instead.

Kaito got a Beast Morpher Blaster and Zocks got a Super Megaforce Blaster and Saber.

Elisa Nygma: No he didn't because I gave him a copy of my latest game to let me go.

She showed me her game.

Me: Vina Rhode Island and the Riddle of the Maze of the Siren.

Brittney: That's one of my favorites.

Nicole: Mine too sis. That is amazing.

Me: You and your father are so much alike. He makes great video games that are very awesome and successful.

Nico: He sure does.

Nicole: And we love them.

Elisa Nygma: I'm glad you do. Sorry we have to fight like this.

Me: I know.

Elisa Nygma: I Can Be Cracked. I Can Be Made. I Can Be Told. I Can Be Played. What Am I?

Me: That's an easy one. A Joke.

Nico: Yeah.

Elisa Nygma: That's right!

She turned into Another Gizmo.

Sougo: (gets out Beast Morphers Ridewatch) Your dad was traumatized after the battle against Thanos.

Geiz: (gets out Super Megaforce Ridewatch But not to worry. He's doing much better now.

Sougo got RedBeastMorpherArmor while Geiz got SuperMegaforceRedArmor.

Another Gizmo: I heard about that. That was rough. But I'm glad.

Me: It was a massive wake up call for him.

Kalolo: It sure was.

Nico: (gets out Gizmo's Ridewatch) Time for technology power!

Nico activated it and formed a blaster with technomantic powers and he fired it and blasted her down!

Qin: OH YEAH!

Nico: (Gets out Eustace's Ridewatch) Stupid Dog! You made me look bad!

Nico activated it and got out Eustace's ugly mask.

Nico: OOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!

Another Gizmo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Eustace: (LAUGHS)

May: (gets out Doppelgänger's Ridewatch) My turn!

She activated it and transformed into Thing!

May: (As Thing) IT'S CLOBBERIN TIME!

She ran and smashed her all over the place with incredible strength!

Me: Ben would be proud!

May: (gets out Angry Archer's Ridewatch) Tally ho!

She activated it and got a bow and arrow and fired and the arrow turned into a fist and smashed her in her face!

SMASH!

Me: BULLSEYE!

Qin: Nice one!

Maria: (gets out New Sun's Ridewatch) Don't forget me!

She activated it and fired a blast of fire and smashed her down.

Maria: A little good cop bad cop! (ACTIVATES BAD COP'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired waves of energy and smashed her down!

Me: YEAH!

Kalolo: My turn! STUPID DOG! (ACTIVATES EUSTACE'S RIDEWATCH) (EYES BUG OUT) OOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!

Another Gizmo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Calamitous and his team consisting of Albedo, SpongeBob Robot (BFBB), Zizza, Shrapnel, Daniel Boone (Animaniacs), Techno Pants, Indigo, Magnet Man EXE and Doctor Bot came.

Nico: Nice team, Calamitous!

Calamitous: Thanks Nico.

Me: This will be awesome.

Then an Emolga landed on my head.

Me: Hey an Emolga!

Qin: Cute little one.

Maria: Is that the next Gene Slammer?

Me: I think it is.

Emolga: (In a girls voice) I sure am.

Nico: Elise Reginald! Wow!

Qin: Our nature and science partner! Awesome!

She jumped down and reverted back and was a girl with blond hair and had black goth clothes and had yellow angel wings.

Elise Reginald: I got this.

She fired a wave of lightning and it hit Another Gizmo and she exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

She was back to normal and wobbling and I caught the ridewatch and purified it and I brought her over.

Elisa Nygma: (GROANS) What a headache.

Elma: Soups ready.

We got some soup and it was tasty.

Kalolo: Your favorite memory of Nico?

Elise Reginald: When me and Nico were in nature class and a bunch of bully girls were picking on the nerds and I used my plant powers and grew vines of poison ivy and shoved it down their underwear and they were itching for weeks.

WE LAUGHED!

Nico: (LAUGHS) That was funny!

Qin: (LAUGHS) I remember that! That was funny!

Camie: They had it coming.

Nico: Yep.

Nico and Elise hugged.

Nico: I've really missed you.

Elise Reginald: Me too Nico.

Me: This was awesome!


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Strawberry Sunrise, Little Audrey, Little Lulu, and Jessica Rabbit are heading to Austin, Texas, the Comedy Capital of the World, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the eight girls here, but we're going to face, take down, and recruit the next hypothetical Akumatized Loud Sister into The Masters of Evil, Bonkers, the hypothetical Akumatized form of Luan Loud, she's a bonkers-crazed prankster who loves pulling harmful and lethal pranks on people!

Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Austin, Texas, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the eight girls here, but we're going to face, take down, and recruit the next hypothetical Akumatized Loud Sister into The Masters of Evil, Bonkers, the hypothetical Akumatized form of Luan.

Me: And from our talk with Gabriel on Easter, she's a bonkers-crazed prankster who loves pulling harmful and lethal pranks on people!

Nico: This is going to be like facing off against Dark Luan and Dark Connor again, but this is really going to put our prank-foiling skills to the test.

Laney: You said it.

Sun Shang Xiang: And from what we heard from your Guardian Angels about Luan, she'll no doubt have some unpleasant surprises in store for us.

Lincoln: You're right, Shang Xiang. Luckily, we have our trusty secret weapon: every April 1st, Luan unleashes a Prank Apocalypse, and no one, I mean, no one is safe from her. But, Laney has created many contingency plans to outsmart Luan and put a stop to her prank spree.

Laney: Now, we can finally put an end to that prankster's mayhem for good.

As we walked through Austin, we began foiling Bonkers' pranks and we'd been getting the people to safety. Suddenly, we came across a room full of people tied up, and then, we also see familiar green canisters of gas in the room.

Lincoln: (Gasps) That lunatic, she's captured a group of people, and she's got canisters of Joker's Gas in there!

Lincoln snapped his fingers and teleported the people out before the canisters went off and filled the room with Joker Toxin.

Nico: Nice one, Lincoln.

?: Hey, that wasn't fair, you ruined my Pudding's revenge!

Luan: (Gasps) Oh crud, I wasn't expecting to hear that voice ever again. You can come out now, Dark Harley.

A figure came out, and it was none other than Dark Harley, the dark side of Harley Quinn created by Joker.

Giganta: Harley's Dark Side, I thought Luan got rid of her for good after she purified Harley and freed her from Joker.

Luan: I did, Doris. But, it looks like Dark Harley's come back, and no doubt with revenge for what we did to her "boyfriend". Well, guess what, sister?! You're joining your boyfriend in The Black Gates for good.

Suddenly, Harley Quinn came and she knocked Dark Harley out with her mallet.

Harley Quinn: That's for what you did in making my life a nightmare, you remnant of The Joker.

Luan: Nice one, Harley. Now, to take care of this last remnant of The Clown Prince of Crime.

Luan drew the Judgement Kanji on Dark Harley's head, and she was banished to The Black Gates to join The Joker.

Lincoln: I certainly didn't expect Harley's Dark Side to come back and join with Bonkers, but since we are dealing with a homicidal sadistic prankster, looks like Dark Harley couldn't stay away.

Blake: But, at least, Harley's Dark Side is gone for good, now we can take down Bonkers.

Suddenly, we heard a loud scream of rage.

Nico: Uh oh, there's no mistaking that death screech from anywhere: we just ruined every single one of Bonkers' pranks and got rid of her partner, Dark Harley, who came back only for revenge for what we did to Joker. Now, Bonkers is out for revenge.

We then arrived at Bonkers' castle: a massive black and yellow jester-themed castle of nightmares with jesters and pranks.

Luan: There's her castle, now, to bring down that sadistic prank-crazy prankster.

Before we could make our move, suddenly, we saw Elemental HERO Core appear before us, and with it are the eight girls.

Nico: Whoa, Elemental HERO Core, awesome.

Elemental HERO Core: (Girl's voice) Oops, sorry for the scare, but I managed to get the girls out of the castle, and that prankster's really mad now.

Lincoln: (Gasps) That voice, Naomi Knightley, I knew it was you.

?: YOU PRANK-WRECKING JERKS ARE GOING TO PAY FOR RUINING MY PRANK APOCALYPSE AND FOR KILLING MY PARTNER-IN-CRIME!

We saw a ball of pranks heading right for us, but it then crashed right onto the ground, and we saw who it was in the ball of pranks: Bonkers, the hypothetical Akumatized form of Luan Loud.

Luan: (Gasps) So, that's Bonkers?! She's exactly what I could've become during the fight to stop Gabriel years ago.

Bonkers: You prank wreckers have ruined my show, and now, you will all die laughing!

Bonkers threw wooden barrels at us, but Lincoln smashed them all with such incredible superhuman strength, then, she tried sending a pack of rabid wolves at us, but Lincoln howled, and the pack of wolves became loyal to him, then, she sent boxing glove rockets at us, but Lincoln fired a blast of magic which redirected the rockets at Bonkers and she got hit by them, then, she got out a cannon tried to fire cannonballs at us, but Lincoln fired powerful blasts of fire at them and melted them down to nothing, then, she tried to throw pie bombs at us, but Lincoln fired confetti bombs which hit the pie bombs and some of them hit Bonkers and exploded and she was covered in confetti, then, she tried to hit him with a mallet, but Lincoln turned invisible, then he reappeared behind her and fired bones and magic at her. Bonkers tried to run for her life, but Lincoln made a wall of sapphire gems, so she couldn't escape.

Then, Lincoln charged at Bonkers leaving an amazing rainbow trail and he grabbed Bonkers by the ruffled collar and tossed her into the rainbow trail, which gave her quite a nasty electrocution, and she got tossed out of her castle.

Nico: Just like J.D.'s demonstration, Lincoln showed he has the powers of Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Sunset Shimmer, and Starlight Glimmer.

Lincoln: I also have the powers of Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, and Princess Cadence, Nico, don't forget that.

Twilight Sparkle: He's right, but that was an amazing display, Lincoln.

Applejack: You got that right, Twilight, this was just like what we saw with J.D.'s demonstration when he transformed yesterday. Now, I think it's time we rough-housed that prank-crazy prankster and send her to Vypra.

Sylvester: I may love pranks, but those pranks of yours stink!

Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.

Lincoln: And you heard what Applejack said, come on, gang, let's get that crazy prankster.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Star Blood-Stained Demonic Darkness Justice and Divine Star Bloodstained Demonic Dark Demon Hound Compassion, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal search Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Archangel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Heavenly Lightstorm Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Archangel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Justice, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Magical Elemental Fairy Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Fairy Wolf Justice and Divine Elemental Fairy Magic Mysticon Wolf Hope and he had his Lupus' Celestial Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice and Eye of Lupus orb ready, Blake's team, The Lion Guard, The Miraculous Celestial Union, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nico, Nicole, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Bonkers and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.

Bonkers got extremely mad, she continued to fire bear traps at us, but we dodged them all. Then, Lincoln fired beams of sunlight, moonlight, and crystal hearts at Bonkers, demonstrating that he also has the powers of Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, and Princess Cadence.

Rarity: The beams of sunlight, moonlight, and crystal hearts: Linky was right, he also has the powers of Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, and Princess Cadence.

Me: It's true that Lincoln has you, Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Fluttershy, Sunset Shimmer, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie in his harem, Rarity, and he also loves Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, and Princess Cadence like he loves his sisters.

Nico: Bonds of Love and Friendship, now that's really powerful.

Sunny Starscout: And he demonstrated the powers of Twilight Sparkle and her friends, along with the Princesses of The Sun, The Moon, and The Crystal Empire, that really is incredible.

Eli: Truly amazing.

Then, Lincoln fired waves of ladybugs and red fire at Bonkers which exploded with incredible power as they hit her, and she was knocked out, tied up, and sent to The Masters of Evil. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down. Suddenly, Twilight Sparkle, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Fluttershy, Sunset Shimmer, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon jumped Lincoln and they kissed him all over the place. When they were done, Lincoln was covered in colored lipstick marks all over his face, massive muscular body, and eight-pack abs, and steam whistled out from his ears, and an In Heaven look in his eyes.

May: (Snickers) Lincoln, if you keep on impressing your future wives like that, you're going to wind up covered in more than just lipstick marks.

Me: I think you may be too late, May.

We also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks on his wider and more muscular back and massive white angel wings, large white wolf ears, and eleven massive and long white wolf tails.

Clyde: Oh boy, looks like Lincoln's been marked.

Ronnie Anne: That's to tell anyone that's our man, and any who mess with him get no mercy from any of us.

Girl Jordan: You got that right.

Lincoln: I've seen what my harem is capable of: and they don't mess around ever! Seeing the kind of people I've had to deal with, they weren't going to tolerate any of their selfishness nor their heartless evil actions in trying to ruin my life and kill me.

Then, Bonkers' castle suddenly fell apart and it was destroyed.

Me: And just like with Princess Pink, Digital Diva, Mimica, and Power Chord, once we take down the hypothetical Akumatized Loud Sibling, their castle falls apart.

Twilight Sparkle: Without the ruling monarch, the castle falls apart and fades away into darkness.

Lincoln: You said it, Twilight. That's another hypothetical Akumatized Loud Sibling recruited into The Masters of Evil and only six more to go. (To Naomi Knightley) And it's so good to see you again, Naomi Knightley.

Naomi Knightley reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long red hair, red eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has a really strong and powerful muscular physique and ample breasts, tanned skin, she has massive and beautiful red angel wings, she's dressed in a sleeveless red tank top, white skirt, red knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with earth, plants, leaves, and earth angels on the coattails and on the back is Elemental HERO Core, and holstered on her back is a massive Elemental HERO Core-themed greatsword with embedded red gems and Elemental HERO Core etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged red blade, large red phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces embedded on both sides of the hilt with red gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large white angel heads and large red gem on the bottom of the large white angel heads for the pommel.

Naomi Knightley: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time, and it's good to see you again, Hannah.

Hannah Knightley: You too, Naomi.

Lincoln went up to Naomi Knightley and he hugged her, and Naomi Knightley is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and they also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Naomi Knightley: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old 7'9" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot in height, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Nico: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and he's become truly immortal.

Me: And Lincoln, you know this sexy hot mama?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., this is Naomi Knightley, Gene-Slammer of Elemental HERO Core and older sister of Hannah Knightley, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a very powerful and also a very physically strong athlete who was born with superhuman strength and she's also a skilled wilderness survival expert. Plus, she's also a seductive and one sexy hot mama who's flirted and made out with me more than once, and she loves me with all her heart and she knows to share me among the other members of my harem and fellow Guardian Angels.

Luna: We almost busted out laughing seeing our bro's face being smooshed by her chest as she was hugging him.

Lori: And she was also kissing him all over the place and he had a love struck look on his face.

Earth: Like how we always make out with him.

Monica Anniston: Exactly, Earth. Naomi Knightley's a member of The Elemental HEROS of Earth, but, unlike with The Elemental HEROS of Fire who had to deal with parents who built their business empires through the theft of intellectual property and got into criminal activity and evil siblings who are thieves and heartless thugs, The Elemental HEROS of Water who had to deal with lying conniving workers who tried to extort them and ruin their names and reputations, along with Sergio, the mastermind behind some of the early extortion plots, and the heartless evil abusive greedy parents and heartless gold-digging evil ex-little sisters, and The Elemental HEROS of Darkness who've had to deal with Lori, she and the other Elemental HEROS of Earth have had numerous clashes and dealings with Lynn, who has more than once tried to kill them and Lincoln many times over when she goes on her massive rage-fueled rampages.

Naomi Knightley: But, we always saw her coming when we see her running on all fours, beating her chest like a gorilla and roaring like an animal, and the worst part was letting out those really loud belches, and catching the stench of her sweaty armpits and smelly feet.

Me: Yeah, the smell of her sweaty pits tends to make us sick.

Selene Arcangela: But, you and the other Elemental HEROS of Earth along with Lincoln had more than once beaten Lynn into the ground, tied that animal up, and dragged her smelly butt home where she eventually got into massive trouble with her parents.

Nico: Dang, and is she really that strong, Lincoln?!

Lincoln summons a 900,000,000,000,000,000-lb barbell, and Selene Lexington lifted it with one hand and we saw just how strong she really is, and my jaw and Nico's hit the floor.

Qin: (Whistles) Damn, and I thought many of our friends were that strong, but whoa!

Naomi Knightley: And I'm going to reveal a very horrible revelation: and it's about how Linky and I took down Lisa who tried to destroy us by sending another robot army along with Todd whom she'd rebuilt again, but our alarm system alerted us early, and we took her down hard and we got that evil, cold-hearted, emotionless scientist grounded big time. (To Lincoln) Oh, Lincoln, there's something I also want to give you.

Lincoln: Let me guess, you want to give me your blood, right, Naomi?

Naomi Knightley: How'd you guess what I was about to ask?

Lincoln's harem and Guardian Angels showed the bite marks that Lincoln left as he marked them.

Naomi Knightley: I knew it, you marked them and fed on their blood, along with acquiring their powers as well, I knew that was coming since you'd done that more than once when he got brutally injured by Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan more than once.

Lincoln went up to Naomi Knightley, and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Naomi Knightley: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Naomi Knightley's neck with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Naomi Knightley: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Naomi Knightley.

Naomi Knightley had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around them, and he leans down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the eight girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, he immediately recognized them. The eight girls are MC Adore, Rose Tapdancer, Ichigo Sambamix, Garnet Taplady, Magenta Tangodance, Skyla Dancerhythm, Sonia Idolsinger, and Luna Truthseeker from Rhythm Heaven.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's MC Adore, Rose Tapdancer, Ichigo Sambamix, Garnet Taplady, Magenta Tangodance, Skyla Dancerhythm, Sonia Idolsinger, and Luna Truthseeker from Rhythm Heaven.

Nicole: Whoa, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

MC Adore: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when MC Adore and the other seven girls saw who it was that saved them from Bonkers, the hypothetical Akumatized form of Luan Loud and Dark Harley Quinn, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'9" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscrossing straps and large circular chest plate with phoenix on it, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, search Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracelet and other bracelets merged with them, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers, he has ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense blue aura around him.

MC Adore: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Lincoln made seven clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

MC Adore: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, eight Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of MC Adore, Rose Tapdancer, Ichigo Sambamix, Garnet Taplady, Magenta Tangodance, Skyla Dancerhythm, Sonia Idolsinger, and Luna Truthseeker with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team was shocked to find out the villain we went after was Bonkers, the hypothetical Akumatized form of Luan Loud, along with Dark Harley, the dark side of Harley Quinn created by Joker, and came back for revenge on us for what we did to The Joker.

But, when Lincoln showed what happened such as all of us foiling her deadly pranks and Lincoln saving a group of people Dark Harley captured and tried to kill them by exposing them to Joker Gas and giving Dark Harley The Black Gates, and we all gave Bonkers the beatdown of her life with Lincoln demonstrating the powers of Twilight Sparkle and her friends along with The Princesses of The Sun, The Moon, and The Crystal Empire, and finally Lincoln blasting her with red fire and ladybugs which knocked her out, tied her up, and sent her to The Masters of Evil's HQ, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him all over. Lincoln and Naomi Knightley have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.

Maria: Dang, you guys really laid quite the beatdown on Bonkers along with foiling her sadistic pranks all over Austin, and I didn't expect Dark Harley to come back!

Lincoln: Same here, but we finally got rid of Dark Harley for good, and the last remnant of The Joker is gone for good.

Me: You said it, Lincoln.

Nico: Dark Harley was born because of The Joker, he really is nothing more than pure evil incarnate and a nightmare to all of Gotham, but we brought a permanent end to The Joker for good, and those who dare to continue his legacy deserve no mercy from any of us.

Me: You got that right.


After taking down Bonkers and sending Dark Harley Quinn to The Black Gates forever, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Naomi Knightley saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.

Naomi Knightley: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 17-year-old, 7'9" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out for many years. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Naomi, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Naomi Knightley: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.

Naomi Knightley: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone.

Nico: Yep. So, Naomi, what's the story on how Lisa tried to destroy you all by sending another robot army to your gym while you were inside working out, but your alarm system alerted you early, and that you and Lincoln took her down hard and they got that cold-hearted emotionless little nightmare grounded big time.

Naomi Knightley: You're not going to like hearing it, Nico.

Naomi Knightley pulled up the video as it played on the big screen. There we see Naomi Knightley and Lincoln working out in their gym and Lincoln was 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, even doing yoga to clear his mind and the rest of The Guardian Angels were with him, and they were doing the same routine as Lincoln. Suddenly, they heard the alarm sound, and they saw on the television: Lisa was here, and she has yet another massive robot army with her to kill Lincoln and his Guardian Angels.

Past Selene Emperyous: What the heck?!

Past Laney Emperyous: Oh shit, Lisa's here, and she's got yet another massive robot army with her, and she still wants to kill us!

Past Lincoln: Lisa, you really don't know when to quit, do you, same with Todd? Come on, Naomi, let's take her down and send those robots to the scrap heap.

Lincoln and Naomi Knightley, along with the rest of the Guardian Angels, flew out of their gym, and before Lisa could order her robots to attack, Lincoln and Naomi Knightley proceeded to smash all of the robots into scrap metal.

Past Lisa: YOU STUPID IGNORAMUS APES! YOU'RE RUINING MY GLORIOUS REVENGE! TODD, KILL THEM ALL!

Todd: (Robotic Voice) Understood!

Todd went after them, but Lincoln grabbed Todd, ripped his head off, and smashed the robot into a million pieces. Then, Lincoln and Naomi grabbed Lola and they had proceeded to beat her down, and after they got done with beating down Lisa, Lincoln tied her up in red energy ropes he fired from his white angel wings, and they dragged her off to The Loud House and to her doom. The video ended, and we were outright horrified.

Nico: My God, I knew Lisa was like that because of that heartless Dark Side of hers, but she had tried to kill them with her massive robot army and out in daylight too, that's pure evil to the extreme.

Me: Yeah, and I still remembered that day all too well. Lisa went too far that day, and after Lincoln came back with a tied up Lisa and he told everyone what she tried to do, she wound up getting her butt grounded for sixteen weeks, and she swore revenge on Lincoln.

Luna: Plus, it made the hatred and anger of those who hated Lisa go up even more, along with ours.

Lana: Lily couldn't stand living with that heartless little monster after that day.

Luan: And after Lisa got grounded, she was thrown in the cage and Lily in her Warden Lily outfit hits the cage with her mallet and gave Lisa what for and we also made sure her lab was then put into her bunker and Lily changed the password again, and that really set Lisa off.

We got a shower, and then, Clyde, Nicky Little, Rebecca Hawkins, Cozy Glow, Toola Roola, and Coconut Cream along with the rest of his harem are heading to Gelato Beach.

Clyde snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, black-haired, 7'5", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in large dark blue swim shorts with a phoenix surrounded by clocks and stars on it with silver flames coming off the swim shorts, dark blue sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Nicky Little, Rebecca Hawkins, Cozy Glow, Toola Roola, and Coconut Cream along with the rest of his harem are dressed in colored two-piece bikinis colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Nicky Little, Rebecca Hawkins, Cozy Glow, Toola Roola, and Coconut Cream fell in with Clyde, and he also fell in love with them as well, and Clyde saved them all from an ambush by a group of thugs Flip hired to kill them, and Lincoln killed them all and sucked out their blood, which made Flip go insane with anger, until Clyde fired energy blasts at him and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of that mutant, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that Charlotte Kensington has sent thugs after them. But, they don't know that Lincoln was also here in Gelato Beach waiting for the thugs of Charlotte Kensington.

Nicky Little: Wow, so our first date's here in Gelato Beach, awesome.

Clyde: I knew you'd love it, Nicky. Plus, I've been here before, and it's really awesome. But, we also got to watch it though.

Rebecca Hawkins: Yeah, Charlotte Kensington has sent her thugs to kill us, if she can't try to kill Lincoln, she'll try to target those close to him. She's an absolute monster!

Clyde, Rebecca Hawkins, Cozy Glow, Toola Roola, and Coconut Cream along with the rest of his harem dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, then they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Rebecca Hawkins, Cozy Glow, Toola Roola, and Coconut Cream along with the rest of his harem got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Clyde lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells he summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long black wolf tails, but then, he saw Charlotte Kensington's thugs heading for them.

Clyde: There's Charlotte Kensington's thugs, let's get them.

But, before they could get after Charlotte Kensington's thugs, Lincoln appeared from a tornado of rainbow energy, mythological animals and beings, stars, planets, and elemental forces, and he fired blasts of blood red energy which hit Charlotte Kensington's thugs and he sucked out all their blood and energy and killed them and sent them to The Black Gates forever.

Clyde: Lincoln?! Wow, you really responded quick.

Lincoln: I wasn't going to let you or your harem be put in danger by the hired thugs of those monster bitches. See you guys at home.

Lincoln teleported back home, and then, Clyde and his harem had lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Clyde made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Rebecca Hawkins, Cozy Glow, Toola Roola, and Coconut Cream along with the rest of his harem, and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Rebecca Hawkins, Cozy Glow, Toola Roola, and Coconut Cream along with the rest of his harem placed their hands on the massive pecs of Clyde and his clones, then they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico, Lincoln, and I also saw Clyde had lipstick marks all over his face, massive muscular body, and eight-pack abs.

Nico: (Smirks) I take it you and your harem had tons of fun at Gelato Beach, eh, Clyde?

Clyde: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!

Cozy Glow: And we also ran into Charlotte Kensington's thugs who came here to kill us. But, Lincoln appeared and he fired those blasts of blood red energy which hit Charlotte Kensington's thugs and he sucked out all their blood and energy and killed them and sent them to The Black Gates forever.

Starlight Glimmer: Those insane monster bitches, now they're going after Linky's friends and family?!

Lincoln: They sure are, and it stemmed from what I did to The Blood Dragons, their dads, and now that I killed Charlotte Kensington's thugs, she should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!

Suddenly, we heard Emberlynn Harlow scream with extreme hatred and rage.

Maria: Yeah, up yours, you monster bitch!

Carmen: Sheesh, those monster bitches just don't even know when to quit.

Nico: Serves her right, but she'll get hers later on today.

Me: They sure will, those monster bitches have gotten on our nerves five years ago, and now, they're going to pay dearly for everything they've done, but after what Charlotte Kensington did in sending those thugs to kill Clyde, now she's really crossed it now.

Lincoln: She sure has, and she'll die a horrible death later on today.


Later we were watching TV and then Jayden came.

Jayden: I'm going on patrol. You guys wanna come,

Lana (Pokémon): We sure would, Jayden.

Me: Sure Jayden.

We went down to the planet with him.


We were walking through the city.

Misty: Hey, who's that guy over there?

We saw Shirai.

Me: (In my head) I know him! That's Shirai and he was the predecessor blue ranger of Shinichi.

Nico: (In his head) This is gonna be an interesting one.

Laney: Lets go see.

Shirai: Excuse me. Are you Team Loud Phoenix Storm?

Me: We certainly are and it's awesome to meet you Shirai.

Shirai: Pleasure is all mine.

Me: Is there anything in particular you need some help with?

Shirai: I just would like to ask some questions. Just to know more about you all.

Me: Oh certainly.

Qin: Ask us anything.

Laney: Sure.

Shirai: I know you guys know I'm SaruBrother. And that I lost said powers because I used them for personal gain. But you guys aren't punished if you use your own powers to make your own lives better.

Nico: I hope you're not asking us to go back in time to do what I think you're asking.

Shirai: No. I'm talking about here in the present where there are no consequences. You can easily snap your fingers to end all evil so you guys can have peaceful lives and so no one else suffers at the hands of scumbags. Why don't you?

Jayden: Every single day, we think about that. I'm glad you're not asking us to time travel. But if we ended all evil here and now with just a snap of a finger, we wouldn't be using our powers responsibly.

Me: Yeah that would be far too easy. Then there wouldn't be any challenge, fun or adventure or anything like that if we did that.

Nico: What's the point of being a superhero if there was nothing like that.

Shirai: I definitely see what you mean there.

Xenia: Yeah.

Jayden: Believe me, there are times when we think about using our powers to make our own lives better. But we have to use them responsibly, even if it isn't fair to us.

Me: That's right. With Great Power Comes Great Responsbility.

Shirai: (sighs) I see. There's still some things I don't understand. But unfortunately, there's only one way for me to get answers.

Me: Uh oh.

With that, he was surrounded by an energy circle with the Shinkenger logo and turned into Samuraiki from episode 21 of Donbrothers!


Shirai once used the DonBlaster and became the first Saru Brother. However, he used the powers for personal gain and not for fighting monsters. Because of this, Shirai lost his Saru Brother powers as a result.

Shirai was first seen witnessing his successor, Shinichi. Then, he appears to rescue Shinichi from the Matsui Family in which then have a talk with him, Shirai reveals that Shinichi was mistaken for him because he was the previous Saru Brother and did something to upset them.

Later on, Shirai is having lunch at the Ramen shop and figured out the secret ingredient in the ramen just by tasting it. The master is impressed but Shirai modestly says he isn't an expert on ramen. Shinichi arrives and orders soy ramen with extra bamboo shoots, the master gives him an empty bowl and he "eats" his imaginary ramen. Shirai is confused about what he is doing, to which Shinichi says he has no money so he uses his imagination to sustain himself. Shirai asks if that's even possible, but Shinichi says that is the awesome power of imagination. Shirai thinks Shinichi is a very interesting person upon his response.

On a rainy rooftop, Shirai talks to Shinichi about his past, he used to be Saru Brother but did use the power for selfish reasons. He did not see a reason for having power, only to just risk his life and endanger his safety fighting monsters using it. It made more sense to Shirai to enjoy what was given to him for his own use. Shinichi thinks that does make sense and when asked why he fights with no expectation of rewards in return for doing so, he says it just comes naturally to him. Shirai thinks Shinichi really is interesting and wants to take action on dealing with the Matsui Family.

Shirai and Shinichi then arrive at a ramen restaurant owned by the Matsui Family. The boss upon seeing the two of them barks that they go in the back room and wait since they are still serving customers. Shinichi didn't expect that the Matsui Family were a "ramen family". Later, the boss explains that Shirai used to work for him almost like a right hand man, but when he could "turn into a monkey", he slacked off.

Shirai explains that he used his abilities to pick up women and take them to various locations on dates with the invisible doors, win sports competitions such as track marathons and skip lines at events such as meeting idols for a handshake using the doors. Shinichi finds Shirai's abuse of power disgusting. The boss says he fired Shirai after his antics, but something he treasures was stolen from him by the monkey, which he demands returned to him. Shirai puts a gift bag on the table and slides it to the boss. He unwraps the contents and it is revealed to be an autograph from Tetsu, the actor from The Ultimate Chef Path of Tetsu. The boss considers it a treasure because the actor visited his establishment and loved his ramen so much that Tetsu did something he never had before for any fan: sign an autograph, as Tetsu normally hated and refused to give them to anyone.

In exchange for the autograph, Shirai asks for what the boss promised him, a large pot of the restaurant's secret ramen sauce. Later, Shirai admires his prize, which he plans on using for his own ramen business. Shinichi wonders why doesn't he just make his own sauce instead, with Shirai not wanting to work that hard to get successful. He tastes the sauce, only to find its flavor is all wrong, the boss tricked him as the sauce is a fake. The boss bursts in, outraged that the autograph he received from Shirai was a forgery since the structure of one of the characters in the Tetsu's full name is incorrect. Shirai admits he sold the real autograph for cash when he was getting low on funds. Both argue and demand the authentic version of what they want, but Shinichi tries to deescalate this through telling them to put aside their avarice and use their imagination to set aside their differences. He visualizes a burning desert that is drying up their throats and it begins to affect them.

Shirai and the boss can't take much more of the imaginary desert heat, Shinichi says a single bottle of water is on the ground but only one person can drink it. The boss pleads Shirai for the water, promising to forget about the autograph if he does. He is pulled back into the real world, snags the water and runs outside to drink it.

Shirai is impressed with Shinichi, admitting he had doubts, but if he was more of a hero like him his life could have been different.

Shirai wants to know what makes Shinichi so special and why he fights monsters, feeling compelled to fight him. This desire turns Shirai into Samuraiki and Shinichi accepts his challenge.

Shinichi battles Samuraiki, and while the others do try to help, some of them get burned by the Hitotsuki using Shinken Red's fire techniques to unleash a flurry of blazing sword slashes. After knocking Samuraiki off balance with his Robotaro form, Shinichi combines with the rest of the Donbrothers to form Don Onitaijin. They engage Samuraiki at human size and blow him into the air with a cyclone created by Don Onitaijin's fan, flying up and sending him plummeting back down after a Heaven Monkey Barrage attack.

The fight ends with a clash of swords, though Don Onitaijin proves the superior sword warrior as it defeats Samuraiki with a furious rapid onslaught of dual Robotaro Slashes.

Some time later, Shinichi goes to a new ramen cart that recently opened up and orders imaginary ramen from Shirai, who has now decided to live earnestly and work hard to achieve his dreams. Shinichi thanks him for the meal, saying his soy ramen with extra bamboo is delicious.


We gasped!

Me: Samuraiki! I knew it!

Xenia: Whoa! The Japanese Samurai Rangers Hitotsuki!

Me: And I remember him too! He was pissed off that he couldn't get an answer as to why Shinichi fights!

Nico: Yeah!

Me: Time for a little reunion.

I snapped my fingers and then the Donbrothers appeared!

Taro: Oh man! Samuraiki!

Shinichi: Shirai not again!

Nico: Sorry. But it's only fair since he's your predecessor.

Shinichi: I see what you mean.

Me: Looks like we're going to have to beat the crap out of him!

Donbrothers, me, Nico and Lyra: AVATAR CHANGE!

We transformed!

Sonoi: Absolute Integrity and Perfection Personified! SONOI! ソノイ

Sononi: A beautiful Rose has its thorns… Looking to know love! SONONI! ソノニ

Sonoza: When my interest is caught, nothing gets in the way! SONOZA! ソノザ

All 3: The 3 assembled! The Noto Trio!

Don Masamune: The Jaws that have snapped awake… DON MURASAME! ドンムラサメ

Jiro: Able bodied and dragon-muscled! DON DRAGOKU! ドンドラゴクウ

Dangerous Jiro: And DON TORABOLT! トラボルト

Shinichi: Bidding farewell to the transient world… SARU BROTHER! サルブラザー

Haruka: The manga master… ONI SISTER! オニシスター

Tsubasa: The fastest get away alive! INU BROTHER! イヌブラザー

Tsuyoshi: One faithful pheasant! KIJI BROTHER! キジブラザー

Kanako: THE LIGHT OF THE JANUARY WOLF MOON SHINES BRIGHT IN THE AURORA! DON WOLFEN! ドンウルフェン

Taichi: THE WATERS OF THE OCEAN HAVE AMAZING MERMAIDS! DON ATLANTIA! ドンアトランティア

Kisuke Takahashi: BRINGING THE APPLES OF ETERNAL LIFE! DON VALHALLA! ドンヴァルハラ

Lyra: The magic of friendship lives on in everyone! DON ALICORNIA! ドンアリコルニア

Nico: SENDING GOOD TO HEAVEN AND BANISHING BAD TO HELL! DON TWILIGHT PURGATORIO! ドントワイライトプルガトリオ

Me: THE ETERNAL PHOENIX FLIES THROUGH THE FLAMES OF LIFE! DON HOUOU FALCHION! ドンホウオウファルシオン

Taro: Born from a Peach! DON MOMOTARO! ドンモモタロウ

(FIREWORKS GO OFF)

Taro: HAHAHAHAHA! Avataro Sentai!

All: Donbrothers!

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A massive fiery explosion blasted off behind us and we were ready to kick some butt!

Jayden: SAMURAIZER! GO GO SAMURAI!

He transformed and he was ready!

Samuraiki used Sarubrother's arms to lunge at Jayden.

I teleported and kicked him in the face.

I fired blasts of fire and blasted him all over and Nico fired waves of light and darkness and smashed and blasted him all over.

Qin: YEAH!

Qin fired waves of fire and blasted him all over.

Samuraiki used his katana to emit fire and slash at Jayden.

He blocked it with his sword and I kicked Samuraiki and me and Samuraiki clashed ferociously with our swords and sparks flew all over the place and fire burned all over and we absorbed it.

Me: Hey you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?

Samuraiki: What is it?

Me: (STUPID SOUNDING SCREAM)

The scream immobilized him!

WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!

Nico: (LAUGHS) I LOVE THAT SCREAM FROM DUMB AND DUMBER!

Jayden swung his spin sword at Samuraiki but he manipulated origami papers to block it.

Konan: He has Origami powers too? Very impressive. But so do I.

She formed Paper Cranes and they flew and hit him and exploded!

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Nico: Nice one!

Me: Top this too!

I used explosive clay with Deidara's powers and blasted him all over with fiery explosions!

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Me: Art is an explosion! WHY THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY THAT!?

Jayden and Samuraiki clashed swords.

Fire exploded out of their swords and ignited everything around us and we absorbed a lot of fire.

Laney: YEAH!

Nico: YEAH GO JAYDEN!

They clashed ferociously and fire blasted off all over.

Jayden: Is your sword similar to Xandred's?!

Samuraiki: I assure you that it's only a coincidence that this sword is similar to the one your late enemy used in the past. I don't choose what it looks like!

Jayden: That makes sense.

Jayden and Samuraiki clashed and more fire blasts blasted all over the place.

Xenia: YEAH!

Shinichi charged at Samuraiki

He bashed him down.

I clashed more with Samuraiki.

Me: You know the most epic thing? When Master Xandred died he exploded with the force of a nuclear explosion. He also tried to take Nico with him in a Kamikaze explosion. But it was all for nothing.

Samuraiki: That's what I heard.

I clashed more all over with him.

Samuraiki: But I assure you. It's only coincidence my sword is similar to Xandred's!

Me: That's good.

I clashed more with him and sparks flew all over.

Me: Xandred was shocked last year when he saw that Nico survived his failed Suicide Detonation.

Samuraiki: Good and I bet it was priceless.

Me: Oh it was.

I clashed more with him and fireballs flew everywhere.

Shinichi: Avatar Change!

He turned into the Blue Samurai Ranger!

Kevin: Oh yeah!

Shinichi fired water energy arrows and blasted him all over.

Nico fired waves of energy and blasted him all over.

Lyra kicked and punched him all over the place and kicked him down.

Taro: You are not doing this alone, Shinichi. Avatar Change!

He turned into Kyuranger Red!

Lucky: LUCKY! That is amazing!

Me: YEAH!

He fired waves of stars and blasted Samuraiki all over.

Taro then used the Kyuranger Alter and fell unconscious. The Kyuranger Alter then charged at Samuraiki.

He smashed him down in a powerful charge.

Xenia then fired arrows and blasted him all over.

Me: YEAH!

But then I saw a Super Hot Head appear!

Me: A Super Hot Head!

I teleported and slashed it and then I got THE MONSTER FLAME ABILITY!

Me: TIME TO BURN!

Haruka: Where did that come from?!

Nicole: Our world is merged with Kirby's world. You never know what will happen.

Haruka: Cool!

I then had fire swirl above me and I fired a powerful dragon made of super intense fire and it hit Samuraiki and smashed him head on!

Nico: YEAH!

Eli: TAKE THAT!

Samurai Jack joined in with a slash from his sword.

He slashed Samuraiki and kicked him down.

Me: (Imitating Samurai Jack) No matter what form you take Aku you will never defeat the side of righteousness!

Samurai Jack: Well said J.D.

Me: I thought that was good.

Samuraiki: This is the only form I'm able to use right now.

Nico: Not for long!

But then a Sawsbuck appeared!

Me: Hey a Sawsbuck!

Nico: Cool!

But then 3 More Sawsbuck came! They were in each of its forms for the 4 seasons!

Me: Wow! 4 Sawsbuck! And they are all in their forms for each of the 4 seasons.

Lana: Cool!

Spring Sawsbuck: (In a girls Voice) And this guy can say his prayers.

Nico: The Salisbury Sisters!

Qin: Haru, Natsu, Aki and Fuyu!

Nico: Cool!

They fired waves of fire, water, leaves and wind and blasted him all over.

Octane: Well, I didn't see this coming!

Nico: Sawsbuck is one of the gene-slammers I was hoping to meet.

Me: I also had a feeling that all four of their forms would appear too.

Xenia: That is awesome.

Nico: It sure is!

Me: Lets finish him!

Jayden: With pleasure!

Me: YEAH!

Jayden: Fire Buster Cannon Mode!

He had it ready and I put in disks for the Samurai Rangers.

Donbrothers and Jayden: PHOENIX FESTIVENESS BLAST!

We fired a combo blast and the blasts all hit Samuraiki and then…

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He exploded!

I caught the Samurai Rangers Gear!

Me: Yeah! Samuraiki you have failed this city!

Lyra: Demon Elimination Complete!

Donbrothers: All's Well That Ends Well!

Jayden: Rangers, Victory is ours.

We went over to Shirai.

Shirai: (smiles) I think I understand you all now.

Ni o: We're glad you do.

Shirai: Keep doing what you're doing. Never change who you guys are.

Me: That you can count on.

With that, Shirai vanished.

He was sent back to Japan.

Qin: That was an awesome battle.

The 4 Sawsbuck reverted back. Haru was a girl with pink hair, green eyes and green and pink clothes and had pink butterfly wings and the kanji for Spring emblazoned in the middle of her forehead, Natsu was a girl with yellow hair and had blue eyes and yellow and green clothes and had green angel wings and had the kanji for Summer emblazoned in the middle of her forehead, Aki was a girl with red hair and had orange eyes and red and orange clothes and had red angel wings and had the kanji for autumn in the middle of her forehead and Fuyu was a girl that had aqua blue hair and had blue eyes and ocean blue clothes and blue angel wings and had the kanji for winter in the middle of her forehead.

Haru Salisbury: That was really awesome though.

Aki Salisbury: It sure was!

Fuyu Salisbury: Yeah it was!

Sandstorm: What are your favorite memories of Nico?

Haru Salisbury: Us helping to discover that the rich life of one of our friends is a lie.

Natsu Salisbury: We found out that our friend Madison Lancelot the Escavalier gene-slammer that you'll meet soon was living a lie because her parents stole money that was rightfully that of another girl.

Aki Salisbury: Her parents stole everything they had that was rightfully another friend of ours and we used our detective skills to bring her evil parents to justice.

Fuyu Salisbury: We helped Nico as some of his partners back then in the CIA.

Me: WOW! Wait a second I remember seeing that case. The Lancelot family stole $750,323,234,235,000,000,000,000 and they were arrested and sentenced to eternity in federal prison. That was you guys?

Nico: Yep.

Me: Wow! And apparently we found out that the next gene-slammer is for Escavalier.

Grave Clubber: Thanks for helping us, guys. Sorry that it seems we always need your help before the big day.

Taro: We don't mind it. After all, the Hitotsukis started with us.

Me: That's true and now they are messing with us.

Nico: Yep.

Lola: Yeah,

Me: Soon whoever is sending them will pay.

Taro: Yeah. See ya soon.

They teleported back to Japan.

Nico: Now we need to get ready for our next mission.

We went back to the estate and got ready.

Nico: You guys are going to love our next mission. It's for the movie The Pirates! In An Adventure with Scientists.

Lana: Awesome! I love that movie!

Eli: That was a good one!

Xenia: It sure was!

Nico: Yep. First we're going to watch the movie and then we'll head out.

The previous group came.

Boomerang: Can me, Vanitas, El Diablo, Iron Lung, Merman, Beast Man, Doctor Octopus, Speed Demon, Turtle, and 2016 Morbucks go with you guys?

Nico: Yes you all can come with us.

Qin: Yeah.

Nico: Awesome.

Cheetah: Nico, we already know one of the Gene Slammers you're meeting next. What about the others?

Nico: Amoonguss and Jellicent.

Me: So Escavalier, Amoonguss and Jellicent

Nico: Yep.

Me: Neat.

Lola: Awesome!

Nico: Now we can watch the movie.

El Diablo: I'll heat up the popcorn.

He did so and we got the popcorn and watched the movie.

In London, 1837, Queen Victoria is told by her servants that England rules the entire ocean, with the exception of pirates, whom she despises (simply because they shouldn't be around anymore). Meanwhile, The Pirate Captain leads an unorthodox group of amateur pirates who are trying to make a name for themselves on the high seas. To prove his worth, The Captain enters the annual Pirate of the Year competition, with the winner being whoever can plunder the most treasure. After several failed attempts to plunder mundane ships, they come across the HMS Beagle and capture its lone passenger, Charles Darwin, who recognizes the crew's pet "parrot", Polly, as the last living dodo bird. Darwin recommends that they enter Polly in the Scientist of the Year competition at the Royal Society of London, and The Captain accepts, believing that winning the competition can help him win the Pirate of the Year award, despite his assistant, The Pirate with the scarf, advising him not to. Allowing The Pirate Captain and his crew to stay at his house for the night, Darwin plans to steal Polly for himself in order to impress Queen Victoria, whom he's smitten with. He has his trained chimpanzee Mr. Bobo steal Polly, but the plan fails.

The next day, the pirates disguise themselves as scientists to enter the competition, and the dodo display wins the top prize, which turns out to be a meeting with the Queen. The Queen requests that Polly be put in her petting zoo, but the Captain refuses and accidentally reveals his true identity. The Captain is about to be executed when Darwin reminds the Queen that Polly has been hidden and only the Captain knows where. The Queen pardons the Captain of his crimes and orders Darwin to find Polly by any means necessary. Darwin and Mr. Bobo take the Captain to a tavern, get him intoxicated, and steal Polly, but The Captain chases them into the Tower of London, where the Queen is waiting. She dismisses Darwin and Mr. Bobo and offers The Captain enough treasure to ensure his win for Pirate of the Year in exchange for Polly. The Captain accepts the offer and returns to his crew, assuring them Polly is still safe.

At the Pirate of the Year ceremony, the Captain is announced as the winner, but rival pirate Black Bellamy finds a newspaper revealing the Queen's pardon and explains that if pardoned, one is no longer a pirate. The Captain is stripped of his treasure and pirate attire and admits to his crew that he sold Polly to the Queen for the treasure, prompting them to abandon him. The Captain returns to London and reunites with Darwin, who has discovered that the Queen is part of a society of world leaders that dine on endangered creatures, and Polly is to be served at their next banquet. The Captain and Darwin work together to steal an airship and find the Queen's flagship, the QV1, while Mr. Bobo sets off to retrieve the Captain's crew members.

Aboard the QV1, the Captain and Darwin find Polly before she's cooked and eaten, but the Queen finds them and attempts to kill both of them. Mr. Bobo and the crew come to their aid, but while fighting the Queen, they accidentally mix the ship's stash of baking soda with vinegar, causing a violent reaction that explodes and breaks the ship in two. The Queen tries to escape with Polly in the airship that the Captain and Darwin came on. Polly causes her to rip a hole in the airship and drop Polly, and the Captain catches her before she falls into the ship's propeller. The Captain, along with Darwin, Mr. Bobo and the rest of his crew, escape safely, leaving the furious Queen behind on her deflating airship. Due to their actions, the Captain is targeted with the highest bounty known to pirates, with 100,000 Doubloons placed by the Queen, restoring his pirate reputation as well as marking him as the most dangerous pirate alive. Darwin stays on an island to study more exotic animals, and The Pirate Captain continues his exploits with his crew, now joined by Mr. Bobo.


When it was done we cheered wildly and it was awesome!

Qin: YEAH!

Xenia: That was so awesome and fun!

Lola: Yep.

Nico: Yep.

Qin: So our target is a Xenophobic version of Queen Victoria.

Camie: What does it say about her?

Me: Lets see.

I pulled up her info.


Queen Alexandrina Victoria Hannover, also simply known as Queen Victoria, is the main antagonist of Sony Pictures Animation's sixth and Aardman's fifth feature film The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists!.

She is the ruler/monarch of the British Empire and the head of the Church of England with a severe hatred of pirates. She was part of a secret world society in which they eat exotic animals that are endangered. As a member of the society, she planned to eat Polly the pet dodo bird of the Pirate Captain, but was foiled when the latter sinks her massive flagship the QV1. Queen Victoria is also the last British ruler from the house of Hanover due to her marriage to Prince Albert of the house of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha.

She was voiced by Imelda Staunton, who also played Dolores Umbridge in the Harry Potter film series, Angorra in The Snow Queen, and Mrs. Lovett in the 2012 West End adaption of Sweeney Todd.

Queen Alexandrina Elizabeth Christina Victoria is the queen of London and has a severe hatred of pirates. She revealed the reason behind her hatred; she believed that pirates are obsolete and also because of other ridiculous reasons. She was also the leader of a secret party of world leaders who join together every year to eat the rarest of creatures. When the Pirate Captain won Scientist of the Year, she arrived on her horse to meet him. She proceeded to congratulate him on his success, unaware of his true identity. When she asked him on where his dodo is, the Pirate Captain tells her that Polly is resting while hidden away and that he had let her out only for his performance during the award. When he tells Queen Victoria that he did this in case if "sinister forces" wants to make off with her, the queen buys this and reveals that she has a petting zoo where Polly will be safe.

During their conversation, Queen Victoria became suspicious of the Pirate Captain when he unknowingly said "There is nothing more to a pirate than his trusted dodo." When he eventually exposes his true identity by accident, she immediately has him executed. Queen Victoria then watches as the executioner was about to behead the Pirate Captain. However, when Charles Darwin reminds her that the only latter knows on where Polly is that she'll never know if he is dead, the queen immediately stops the execution at the last moment. After the Pirate Captain introduces himself, Queen Victoria proceeded to pardon him, which is considered treason back on Blood Island, the isle home of all pirates.

Then, she also was seen capturing Polly (the last dodo bird) with the other world leaders to eat all the rarest animals on the QV1. She almost had beheaded Polly, but Mr. Bobo saves her to disrupt the meal. Then, the Pirate Captain and his crew have a confrontation with her to keep Polly alive, making her get stranded on an island.

Near the end of the film, the other rare animals decide to eat Queen Victoria. It is completely unknown if Queen Victoria was eaten alive by the rare animals or if she managed to make it to London in order to resume her mandate. Because of the Pirate Captain's action against her, he received a bounty of one hundred-thousand Doubloons, which is the highest bounty for a pirate in the Seven Seas, effectively making him a most dangerous pirate alive and restoring his reputation among his peers. Consequently, this infamy makes his rival Black Bellamy to lose the title "pirate of the year"


When it was done we were shocked and horrified!

Applejack: Why that stupid snake in the grass queen!

Xenia: That is a mockery of the Queen Victoria we know!

Camie: Yeah!

Nico: Our mission is to battle her and dethrone her and then throw her in prison where she belongs.

Me: Yep.

Bruiser Cruiser: Let's get a move on.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was Charlotte Kensington of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, and she's heading here to kill Lincoln and get revenge. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, it's Charlotte Kensington of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, and she's heading here to kill me and get revenge.

Selene Arcangela: Should've known Brianna Greyson would send her next. But, if we know that bitch all too well, she'll also be bringing Arleth Presley, Angelique Sawyer, Isabella Morgana, Natalie Everett, Morgana Wesley, Melanie Landon, Megan Cooper, Kylie Carter, Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson with her.

Nicholette Torrington: Just like what happened when The Chernabog Sisters came after us last year.

Lincoln: That won't be a problem, I'll trap them in a force field.

Cookie: While you and I deal with Charlotte Kensington and put an end to her for good, Lincoln.

Lincoln: After that stunt she tried to pull by sending thugs to kill Clyde and his harem, she's done for good. But, we also got to watch it though, Charlotte Kensington will no doubt have her machine guns with her, along with the others.

Nico: Good thinking, if they broke out of jail, they're bound to have gotten access to high-powered machine guns they stole from the cops or got themselves from contacts outside. Alright, gang, let's go, we got ourselves an adventure on the high seas! We're heading to the world of The Pirates! In an Adventure with Scientists!

Lincoln: This is going to be one awesome adventure on the high seas, and once we get done with this high seas adventure, you're next, Charlotte Kensington.

Selene Arcangela: You better start praying for mercy, you remorseless bitch.

Selene Emperyous: Because, we will show you and the others none for everything you've done in the past.

Cookie: No way are we forgiving you for any of your actions, Charlotte Kensington, you better be ready to pay the price for your foul misdeeds.

We went to the garage and then went to the TLPS Phoenix Maelstrom and opened a portal and we were off.


EASTERN EUROPEAN SEAS - 1837


We arrived.

Me: Wow!

Xenia: Amazing!

Eli: We're almost 200 years into the past.

Lisa Loud: 186 years actually.

Qin: Yeah.

Merman: I'll swim to find anything out.

Nico: Okay. Laney, monitor things from the crows nest and watch for any ships matching the ship of the Pirate Captain.

Laney: Aye aye Captain!

Merman dove into the water and went ahead.

Nico: Jared set course to path 5155.

Jared: Aye aye captain. Where Queen Victoria was last spotted.

Jared had the ship sail for that spot.

Jindrax: Avast, mateys! Queen Victoria of this world will tremble before our might and walk the plank!

Me: To quote Long John Peter, AHA That wench better be ready for a fight that be sending her to Davy Jones Locker!

We laughed like pirates!

Mr. Krabs: (LAUGHS) Good pirate talk lads!

Nico: (LAUGHS) I love swashbuckling adventures on the high seas!

Doctor Octopus: It's gonna be some time before they get here.

Me: We be waiting a while then.

Jack Sparrow: As long as we get to slay that bilgerat queen mate.

Lola: That is for sure.

Applejack was turning green around the gills.

Lola: Uh oh. Captain Nico, Applejack is getting seasickness sir.

Nico: Oh boy. This happens every time we get on our ship. Laney, Applejack needs seasickness remedy.

Laney: Aye aye Captain Nico.

She came down and gave some to her.

Spoiled Rich: (pats Applejack on the back) There there.

Applejack then threw up!

YUCK!

Me: Ew I hate it when that happens.

Spoiled Rich: Me too.

Laney gave Applejack some medicine.

Applejack was better.

Applejack: Ahh thank you sugarcube.

Laney: You're welcome.

Lana got up to the crows nest.

Lana saw something.

Lana: Captain Nico! Pirate Captain's Ship off the Starboard Bow!

Nico: There it is.

We pulled up to them.

2016 Morbucks: Ahoy, mateys!

Pirate Captain: Ahoy Team Loud Phoenix Storm!

Me: Ahoy there!

Nico: Pleasure to meet ya Captain.

Pirate Captain: Ye too Nico.

Pirate Captain's ship was hooked up to ours and we had them aboard.

Pirate Captain: Nice ship ye have here.

Me: Thank ye kindly.

Scrap Shooter: Do you have a real name, see?

Pirate Captain: Sadly no. I just like to be called Pirate Captain.

Nico: That be all right then.

Qin: Yeah.

Pirate Captain: Ye be good pirates you are. Heard all about yer adventures with the famous Jack Sparrow.

Jack Sparrow: That's me mate. And they are great friends and true pirates they are.

Turtle: Have you ever met Blackbeard before?

Me: Turtle this is 1837. Blackbeard lived over 100 years prior to this.

Turtle: Oh right.

Pirate Captain: Aye. Blackbeard lived many moons prior before me.

Nico: That be true.

Lola: But we have found all sorts of amazing treasures in many parts of the world.

Vice: I can assure you that the Queen Victoria we know is much nicer then this one.

Me: That be true. In our world she be an angel. Alas the age of pirates in our world ended many moons ago before this. The year 1730 actually.

Laney: It's true.

Nico: Thank goodness that she never hated anyone in our time.

Qin: That be a good thing.

Pirate Captain: Aye good thing.

Speed Demon: Dammit, I can run fast on water. But not underwater!

Nico: We'll just have to search for her the old fashioned way.

Me: Captain, I can have our dragons fly in the air to search that way.

Nico: Capital idea J.D.

Shield Shredder: We also got lots of rum. We wanted to bring beer from Poromon's stash but...

Poromon: My beer! Mine!

Nico: Poromon. What did we say about sharing?

Poromon: But Nico?

Nico: No butts.

Pirate Captain: We be fine with rum.

Beast Man: Glad to hear it.

Nico: Good.

We got them barrels of rum.

Starlight Glimmer: I think I see her!

Rainbow Dash: It's definitely her!

We saw her on an island up ahead and she was MASSIVELY PISSED!

Nico: Target sighted! Lets give her a Drunken Sailor Sea Shanty Entrance.

Iron Lung: Raise the helms!

Nico: Jared forward.

Jared: Aye captain!

We went on.

Queen Victoria was infuriated and then the spirits of the great ships and pirates appeared and then they swirled around her and then they converged and then…

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted off and then a phoenix cry was heard and then Drunken Sailor by the Irish Rovers was heard and she went insane hearing it!

Then our ship bursted through the explosion and we were ready!

Me: Queen Victoria you are under arrest!

Xenia: That's right! Your reign of terror is over!

Khybon: Time for you to walk the plank!

Queen Victoria: I will never stop until this world is rid of pirates! They are menaces to everyone!

Me: No pirates are the real menace. YOU ARE!

Qin: That's right!

Me: Also has anyone ever told you that your voice sounds like Delores Umbridge?

Nico: Now that you mention it… YEAH IT DOES! I HATE THAT BITCH!

Eli: ME TOO!

Xenia: YEAH!

Vanitas: Oh, you're REALLY getting dethroned now!

Me: BIG TIME!

Qin: YEAH!

Then Killer Shrike, Wolf, Captain Boomerang, Crimson Dynamo, Shiva, Billy Numerous, Deker, Mummy, Diabolico, and Rowdyruff Boys appeared.

Nico: Killer Shrike, Wolf, Captain Boomerang, Crimson Dynamo, Shiva, Billy Numerous, Deker, Mummy, Diabolico, and Rowdyruff Boys.

Killer Shrike: Nothing like a big pirate adventure, huh?

Nico: You said it.

Wolf: At least it's not space pirates.

Captain Boomerang: (Australian Accent) Just regular ones.

Me: Yep.

Crimson Dynamo: (to Nico) Speaking of pirates, we heard you went to Stormalong Harbor.

Nico: We sure did

Shiva: How was it?

Me: Really awesome! We faced a record setting number of Another Villains.

Qin: Yep.

?: Boy that's a lot.

A figure came out and it was DONKEYVAC from episode 6 of Dino Thunder!


Donkeyvac was created by Mesogog and sent to steal the youth of the people of Reefside, so that he can turn it into energy.

Donkeyvac first attacked Reefside with an army of Tyrannodrones and stole the youth of popular pop star Kylee Styles, a friend of Kira. Kira couldn't stop him.

Donkeyvac stole the youth of numerous people of Reefside, including Cassidy and Devin as they try to interview with him. He encountered the Rangers. While Conner and Ethan fought Donkeyvac, Tommy was attacked by Zeltrax.

Conner and Ethan fought the monster. Than Kira arrived and attacked him with her scream. The Rangers had a hard time battling the monster due to his strength and explosive pomegranates, but Kira managed to clog shut Donkeyvac's nose with tennis balls. Donkeyvac was destroyed from the Z-Rex Blaster.

Mesogog revived and enlarged the monster. In the giant fight, Donkeyvac sucked the Megazord's energy and shot it with his blasts, but he was finally destroyed by the Dino Drill, and the youth that Donkeyvac as stolen returns to their owners, including Kylee Styles, Cassidy and Devin.


Connor: Donkeyvac!

Donkeyvac: Been a while rangers.

Me: I remember you! You were sent by Mesogog to steal the youth of Reefside and use it for energy.

Donkeyvac: That's right. Good memory.

Me: Yep.

Donkeyvac: (to the Dino Thunder Rangers) You guys did good killing Mesogog yesterday.

Connor: We did what we had to do.

Me: But I let loose on him. Mesogog was completely outclassed against my power.

Qin: Yep.

We got the battles underway.


Rice Fitzgerald, Haruko Kamio, Misuzu Kamio, Chan Lee, Sailor Cosmos, Sailor Moon, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Gulper and Grave Clobber VS Killer Shrike, Lanhua, Sugar Rush Trio, TTG Kitten, Dancing Rats, and Phantom Puppeteer - Nico's rescue In Stormalong Harbor


Killer Shrike was first.

Killer Shrike: (to Rice) Nico's rescue was In Stormalong Harbor. I hope he went to the Candy Barrel.

Rice: We walked all over the place and it was fun. But we were mostly there to see Flapjack, Captain K'nuckles and Bubbie. It was awesome.

Haruko: It sure was fun.

Misuzu: It sure was. We had a great time there.

Chan Lee: You got that right.

Sailor Cosmos: It was really fun and cool.

Sailor Moon: You got that right.

Twilight Sparkle: We were mostly there because we battled lots of Another villains.

Starshine Sparkle: That was so awesome.

Spyro: Boy it sure was!

Killer Shrike: Glad you all had fun. Lets do it!

Rice and team used fusions for Critias and the Widespread Ruin Cards and their rider cards and they got awesome new explosive dragons and new weapons and they fired waves of magic and smashed them down.


Cole, Lilith Sahl, Jeanne Sorensson, Misty Tredwell, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, Cassie Covvington, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Cheetah and Fuzzy Lumpkins VS Wolf, Queen Cannabis, Dr. Ivo Robotnik, Gabby Gator, Dr. Felonius, and PPG Sandman - Battling Another Lord Hotcakes, Another Shockwave (DOTM) Another Starfire the Terrible, Another Robot Patrick, Another Robot Sandy, Another Robot Spongebob, Another Baddie Undine, Another Lady Flamicorne, Another Evil Titanium Ranger, Another Three MageSisters, Another Flotsam & Jetsom and Another Gizmo. WHEW! THAT'S A LOT OF ANOTHERS!


Wolf O'Donnell was next.

Wolf: (to Cole) Nico, Ren's team, Gizmo's team, and the others did good Battling Another Lord Hotcakes, Another Shockwave (DOTM) Another Starfire the Terrible, Another Robot Patrick, Another Robot Sandy, Another Robot Spongebob, Another Baddie Undine, Another Lady Flamicorn, Another Evil Titanium Ranger, Another Three MageSisters, Another Flotsam & Jetsom and Another Gizmo. (pants) FUCK, THAT'S A LOT OF ANOTHERS!

Cole: Boy it sure was! There was a lot of them!

Lilith Sahl: Yeah it was amazing that there was that many.

Jeanne Sorensson: It was awesome!

Misty Tredwell: But it was cool facing them and they were all gene-slammers for skylanders.

Allenby: That was so much fun.

Cassie Covvington: It sure was awesome.

Fluttershy: We all had a lot of fun on that one.

Tornado Bolt: It sure was awesome.

Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Ja it sure was fun.

Stealth Elf: I thought it was cool myself.

Wolf: Boy no kidding! That has to be a record for the most Anothers. Lets do it!

Cole and team used fusions for Hermos and the Wolf Monsters and their rider cards and they got awesome weapons and they fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and energy and smashed them down.


Julie Yamamoto, Meg, Ninjini, Mrs. Doolin, Gusto, Knight Mare, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Smoke Scream and Bruiser Cruiser VS Captain Boomerang, Yost Domino, Klomp, Tennis World, Kannon, and Kremlings - Lincoln's rescue


Captain Boomerang was next.

Captain Boomerang: (to Julie) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Austin. How was it?

Julie: It was really awesome and we faced Luan's hypothetical Akumatized villain form Bonkers.

Meg: She was like The Joker and it was crazy.

Ninjini: It was crazy.

Mrs. Doolin: It sure was and it was fun.

Gusto: It sure was and we sent her right to you.

Knight Mare: Yeah that was crazy.

Pinkie Pie: But we beat that party pooper at her own game.

Maud Pie: (Monotonously) It was a really fun battle.

Featherweight: It sure was.

Sprocket: Yeah we showed her what for.

Captain Boomerang: That's great mates! Lets do it!

Julie and team used fusions for Hermos and the Cyber Dragon monsters and their rider cards and they got awesome weapons and fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed them down.


Akira Akatsuki, Milly Ashford, Yumi Korra, Dawnstar, Sun Lad, Ferro Lad, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Toxica and Jindrax VS Crimson Dynamo, Evil Orbit Woman, Ebirah, Mr. Nasty, Nefarious (Rocket Monkeys), and Space Gorillas - Meeting a gene-slammer for Elemental HERO Core


Crimson Dynamo was next.

Crimson Dynamo (to Akira): I heard you guys met a gene-slammer for Elemental HERO Core. What's her name?

Akira: Her name is Naomi Knightley and she is an awesome and powerful one.

Milly Ashford: Yeah she sure is a powerful force.

Yumi Korra: Yeah she sure is.

Dawnstar: We all were impressed with her power.

Sun Lad: And her story is really cool too.

Ferro Lad: It sure is.

FLASHBACK

Nico: Yep. So, Naomi, what's the story on how Lisa tried to destroy you all by sending another robot army to your gym while you were inside working out, but your alarm system alerted you early, and that you and Lincoln took her down hard and they got that cold-hearted emotionless little nightmare grounded big time.

Naomi Knightley: You're not going to like hearing it, Nico.

Naomi Knightley pulled up the video as it played on the big screen. There we see Naomi Knightley and Lincoln working out in their gym and Lincoln was 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, even doing yoga to clear his mind and the rest of The Guardian Angels were with him, and they were doing the same routine as Lincoln. Suddenly, they heard the alarm sound, and they saw on the television: Lisa was here, and she has yet another massive robot army with her to kill Lincoln and his Guardian Angels.

Past Selene Emperyous: What the heck?!

Past Laney Emperyous: Oh shit, Lisa's here, and she's got yet another massive robot army with her, and she still wants to kill us!

Past Lincoln: Lisa, you really don't know when to quit, do you, same with Todd? Come on, Naomi, let's take her down and send those robots to the scrap heap.

Lincoln and Naomi Knightley, along with the rest of the Guardian Angels, flew out of their gym, and before Lisa could order her robots to attack, Lincoln and Naomi Knightley proceeded to smash all of the robots into scrap metal.

Past Lisa: YOU STUPID IGNORAMUS APES! YOU'RE RUINING MY GLORIOUS REVENGE! TODD, KILL THEM ALL!

Todd: (Robotic Voice) Understood!

Todd went after them, but Lincoln grabbed Todd, ripped his head off, and smashed the robot into a million pieces. Then, Lincoln and Naomi grabbed Lola and they had proceeded to beat her down, and after they got done with beating down Lisa, Lincoln tied her up in red energy ropes he fired from his white angel wings, and they dragged her off to The Loud House and to her doom. The video ended, and we were outright horrified.

Nico: My God, I knew Lisa was like that because of that heartless Dark Side of hers, but she had tried to kill them with her massive robot army and out in daylight too, that's pure evil to the extreme.

Me: Yeah, and I still remembered that day all too well. Lisa went too far that day, and after Lincoln came back with a tied up Lisa and he told everyone what she tried to do, she wound up getting her butt grounded for sixteen weeks, and she swore revenge on Lincoln.

Luna: Plus, it made the hatred and anger of those who hated Lisa go up even more, along with ours.

Lana: Lily couldn't stand living with that heartless little monster after that day.

Luan: And after Lisa got grounded, she was thrown in the cage and Lily in her Warden Lily outfit hits the cage with her mallet and gave Lisa what for and we also made sure her lab was then put into her bunker and Lily changed the password again, and that really set Lisa off.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Crimson Dynamo: Oh man! Lisa was a monster back then!

Applejack: She sure was!

Apple Bloom: But at least we don't have to worry about that.

Flashwing: No kidding.

Crimson Dynamo: Thank goodness. Lets do it!

Akira and team used fusions for Hermos and the Rock monsters and their rider cards and got awesome new weapons and they fired waves of earth, rock, boulders, mud, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.


Kim Possible, Noir Wendoma, Soji Tendo, Z'neth, Peak, Apex, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Ashi, and Spoiled Rich VS Lady Shiva, Kuroto Dan, Teruteru Hanamura, Plasmus, Overload, and Cinderblock - Battling Samuraiki.


Lady Shiva was next.

Shiva: (to Kim) You guys battled Samuraiki earlier. He's Shinichi's precedessor, right?

Kim: That's right and that was so awesome battling him.

Noir: He put up one amazing and awesome challenge.

Soji: No kidding and it was a battle worthy of a samurai.

Z'neth: We all were impressed with it.

Peak: Boy we sure were.

Apex: That was so much fun.

Sunset Shimmer: It sure was awesome to watch.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) It sure was and J.D. put up an amazing fight!

Sunburn: He sure did!

Lady Shiva: Wow! That must've been awesome! That's another Hitotsuki for our ranks. Lets do it!

Kim and team used fusions for Hermos and the Elemental Charmers and their rider cards and they formed into new weapons and they fired waves of fire and smashed them down.


Ben Tennyson, Wallflower Blush, Alizarin Bubblegum, Mei Terumi, Tula, Hot Dog Princess, Naruto Uzumaki, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Scrap Shooter and Grinnade VS Billy Numerous, Grand Duke's Minions, Suika Monster, Evilon, Gargoyle Legendorga, and Hot Dog Monster (OC) - Samuraiki was a powerful one and a strong one


Billy Numerous was next.

Billy Numerous: (to Ben) Samuraiki was a powerful and strong. And which Alien are you gonna use this time?

Ben: I'll do this one.

He turned into Lodestar!

Lodestar: LODESTAR!

Billy Numerous: Awesome choice!

Lodestar: Thanks. And yeah Samuraiki put up a really awesome and great fight.

Wallflower: We were really amazed with how J.D. handled himself too.

Alizarin Bubblegum: Yeah that was so awesome.

Mei Terumi: It was amazing to see him in action.

Tula: It sure was.

Hot Dog Princess: We all were amazed.

Naruto: That's my bro for you guys. He always knows how to make a battle awesome.

Rarity: That he does darlings and we're really proud of him.

Sweetie Belle: We sure are.

Gill Grunt: Boy that is a fact.

Billy Numerous: It sure is awesome! Lets do it!

He formed 1,860 clones and the team used fusions for Hermos and the Mokey Mokey Cards and their rider cards and they got awesome weapons and they fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed them all down.


Ruby Rose, Sir George, Takumi Inui, Bolin, Jessica Cruz, Ibuki, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Vice and Skallox VS Deker, Black Knight of Merlin, Dreadtrux, Rock Doggler, Gra Doggler, and Earth Imperials Ninja Fumin - The Pirate Captain and his crew are awesome


Deker was next.

Deker: (to Ruby) The Pirate Captain and his crew are awesome. But does he have a name?

Ruby: I don't think so. All it said was that his name is Pirate Captain. But he is really cool.

Sir George: It's a most amazing thing he is.

Takumi: Yeah we all think he is great.

Bolin: He sure is.

Jessica Cruz: I agree there too.

Ibuki: It's so awesome and cool.

Rainbow Dash: All pirates are amazing too.

Scootaloo: They sure are and the treasure they have is awesome.

Whirlwind: I'll say.

Deker: It sure is. Lets do it!

Ruby and team used fusions for Timaeus and the Blackwing monsters and their rider cards and they got new dragons and weapons and they fired waves of wind, lightning and rainbows and smashed them down.


Maxxine Stennson, Mokunai XI, Avian, Burstinatrix, Sparkman, Bubbleman, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Shield Shredder and Swift Foot VS Mummy, Mummy of Anhk-Ha, Komodo Dragons, Tahnok-Kal, Minotaur (Hero 108), and Chameleons (Hero 108) - This version of Queen Victoria needs to be dethroned fast!


Mummy was next.

Mummy: (to Maxxine) This version of Queen Victoria needs to be dethroned fast! She gives the one we know a bad name!

Maxxine: I agree there! This version is a tyrant! The real one never hated anyone and the Golden Age of pirates ended 107 years before Queen Victoria's reign began.

Mokunai XI: Yeah the real Queen Victoria loved everyone whereas this one hates all pirates with a vengeance.

Avian: She sure does.

Burstinatrix: Who does she think she is?

Sparkman: No kidding there!

Bubbleman: Yeah no kidding.

Starlight Glimmer: This version is nothing more than a Xenophobic Tyrant!

Cozy Glow: I agree there! She is giving the one we know a really bad name.

Hex: And she makes me sick!

Mummy: I agree there! Lets do it!

Maxxine and team used fusions for Hermos and the Mummy monsters and their rider cards and they got new weapons and they fired waves of lightning, stars, magic, bones, blood and skulls and smashed them down.


Musa, Erina, Touma, Umika, Noel, Levi, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Starlight Glimmer and Thorax VS Diabolico, Evil Cloud Man, Mr. Kittles, Mustache Girl, Phantom (Real Ghostbusters), and Ganda - This version of Queen Victoria sounds so much Like Delores Umbridge and I HATE HER!


Diabolico was next.

Diabolico: (to Musa) This version of Queen Victoria sounds so much Like Delores Umbridge. Who's someone we all hate!

Musa: I agree there! I hate Delores Umbridge! She is an absolute bitch!

Erina: Yeah she is a monster!

Touma: I wish we could have just given her the black gates and be done with it!

Umika: No kidding!

Noel: Yeah she is a monster.

Levi: That is for sure.

Princess Luna: But we already killed her once so what's done is done.

Moondust: Spending eternity as a stone statue is fitting for her.

Snowdrop: I agree there too.

Gari: Same here there.

Blackout: She brought all that on herself.

Thorax: That we sure can agree on.

Diabolico: That is for sure. Lets do it!

Musa and team used fusions for Timaeus and the Melodious Diva cards and their rider cards and they got new dragons and weapons and they fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed him down.


Lucca, Cheryl, Heat Man, Nazz, Winged Dragon of Ra Phoenix Mode, Five Headed Dragon, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Khybon, and Ulmar vs Rowdyruff Boys, Evil Vespa Woman, Flame Stag, Hekatoid, Yolker (Droopy Master Detective), and Babyman Gang - The Pirate Captain is funny and this version of Queen Victoria hates ALL PIRATES!


The Rowdyruff Boys were next.

Boomer: (to Lucca) The Pirate Captain is funny.

Butch: Damn shame this version of Queen Victoria hates ALL PIRATES!

Lucca: No kidding there! This version is a total Xenophobic Tyrant and she wants all the pirates to die.

Cheryl: She hates pirates with every fiber of her being!

Heat Man: No kidding there.

Nazz: What she is doing is not cool!

Winged Dragon of Ra and Five Headed Dragon all agreed.

Princess Celestia: I agree there! She is going to be dethroned and banished from London.

King Solar: And as King, I am going to banish her from London forever.

Solar Eclipsa: I feel the same way daddy.

Amber Morning: Me too.

Spotlight: I agree there too.

Brick: Boy we all agree on that one. Lets do it!

Lucca and team used fusions for Hermos and the monsters of Ra and their rider cards and they got new weapons and they fired waves of light and energy and smashed them down.


Dino Thunder Rangers, Faiz Riders, Megaforce Rangers, J.D. Knudson, Varie, Camie, Hydrax, Good Cinder Fall, Adagio Dazzle, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., LAney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Donkeyvac.


Donkeyvac was next.

Donkeyvac: Boy this version of Queen Victoria gives the real one that we knew all those years ago a really bad name.

Me: That is for sure! She needs to be ousted forever from England.

Varie: I agree there and it's for the best.

Camie: That is for sure! What she is doing is pure evil!

Hydrax: That is for sure! She is a monster.

Good Cinder Fall: It's an insult to the entirety of British history.

Adagio Dazzle: That is for sure there!

Donkeyvac: I agree there. Lets do it!

I teleported and opened his safe and in it were new familiars and they're for Misty Tredwell, Carly Atlas, and Kalin Kessler

Misty Tredwell: A female green Lizard Familiar named Medusa, she has the powers of darkness and green fire, and she can fire powerful blasts of darkness and green fire at enemies, and she can also unleash a curse on villains called Ccarayhua's Green Fire Dark Madness, it's a lethal curse that's only used on those who have a disregard for human life and have no qualms of taking it, and when that curse is unleashed, the Lizard Nazca Line will surround the victims, and then, when they see Earthbound Immortal Ccarayhua appear, their souls will be devoured by the Lizard Earthbound Immortal

Carly Atlas: A female orange Hummingbird Familiar named Adelina, she has the powers of darkness and orange fire, and she can fire powerful blasts of darkness and orange fire at enemies, and she can also unleash a curse on villains called Aslla Piscu's Orange Fire Dark Madness, it's a lethal curse that's only used on those who have a disregard for human life and have no qualms of taking it, and when that curse is unleashed, the Hummingbird Nazca Line will surround the victims, and then, when they see Earthbound Immortal Aslla Piscu appear, their souls will be devoured by the Hummingbird Earthbound Immortal.

And Kalin Kessler: A male blue Golem Familiar named Brolohk, he has the powers of darkness and blue fire, and he can fire powerful blasts of darkness and blue fire at enemies, and he can also unleash a curse on villains called Ccapac Apu's Blue Fire Dark Madness, it's a lethal curse that's only used on those who have a disregard for human life and have no qualms of taking it, and when that curse is unleashed, the Giant Nazca Line will surround the victims, and then, when they see Earthbound Immortal Ccapac Apu appear, their souls will be devoured by the Giant Earthbound Immortal.

I teleported back with them.

Dino Thunder Rangers: DINO THUNDER! POWER UP! HA!

Trent: WHITE RANGER! DINO POWER!

They transformed and were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! DINO THUNDER!

They turned into the Dino Thunder Rangers and they were ready!

The Faiz Riders activated their Rider Memories.

STANDING BY!

All: HENSHIN!

They transformed!

They were ready!

Me: Lets get him!

Rangers: Z-REX BLASTER!

They formed the Z-REX BLASTER!

Me: FIRE!

We fired waves of energy and elements and blasted him all over and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

He was dead!

Me: OH YEAH! Donkeyvac you have failed this world.

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


We regrouped!

Troy: Time to walk the plank!

Tsukasa: And get your ass kicked!

Kamen Ride: Super Megaforce Red!

Kamen Ride: Super Megaforce Blue!

Kamen Ride: Super Megaforcr Green!

Kamen Ride: Super Megaforce Yellow!

Kamen Ride: Super Megaforce Pink!

Kamen Ride: Super Megaforce Silver!

Tsukasa and Daiki summoned clones of the Super Megaforce Rangers and Tsukasa turned into Super Megaforce Red.

Megaforce Rangers: LETS POWER UP! SUPER MEGA MODE!

They turned into their Super Megaforce Ranger power!

Nico: YEAH!

Me: Lets tear this bitch apart!

Queen Victoria: You dare to challenge your queen!?

Me: We are from the 21st Century! You are history!

Maria: Not without this you don't! (TURNS DIAL) BEAST FORCE 6!

She summoned Mr. Mittens, Superfriends Cheetah, Muscles Mouse, Ephemeral, Maria Witchblade and Reptilicus along with the NES Godzilla Monsters!

Qin: Lets do it!

We went at her and blasted and smashed and pulverized her!

Lyssta Blasted and smashed her all over.

Lana, Misty, Octane and Sandstorm used the Earth Cyber Planet keys and they enhanced Lana and Misty's powers, Octane's Liquid Flamethrower and Sandstorm's Sandblaster gun 100-fold.

Lana and Octane: FLAMING WATER BLAST!

Misty and Sandstorm: WATER SAND BLAST!

Darkness Spider Force and Vanitas: DARKNESS SPIDER BLAST!

Lost Galaxy Fire and El Diablo: LOST FIRE BLAST!

Countryside Fury and Iron Lung: COUNTRY FURY BLAST!

Darkness Mermaids and Merman: DARKNESS MERMAIDS BLAST!

Lightning Storm Bugs and Beast Man: LIGHTNING STORM BLAST!

Geniuses of Doom and Doctor Octopus: GENIUS DOOM SHOT!

Elemental HERO Justice and Speed Demon: ELEMENTAL HERO JUSTICE BURST!

Mystic Fire and Boomerang: FIRE BOOMERANG BLASTERS!

Lightning of Thor and Turtle: LIGHTNING THOR BLAST!

Prince of Beauty Fire and 2016 Morbucks: RICHES AND BEAUTY BLAST!

Rainbow Dash, Storm Rainbow, Prism Bolt, Icy Storm, Overcast, Thunder Eagle-Hammer, Jessica Jumpstart, Air Turtle, Sharp Claws, Silverwing, Sky Blue, Lightning Dust, Scootaloo, Echo Five, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Tornado Bolt, Rumble, Magma Gloom, Spitfire, Vapor Trail, Sky Stinger, Angel Wings, Soarin, Night Glider, Wind Socks, Cloudkicker, Blossomforth, Thunderlane, Cloud Chaser, Daring Do, Derpy Hooves, Flash Magnus, Indigo Zap, Lightning Bolt, Lemon Zest, Lemon Tart, Sour Sweet, Split Face, Sunny Flare, Fire Light, Sugarcoat, Smartsweet, Frosty Orange, Velvet Sky, Smolder the Dragon, Air Skylanders and Françoise: THUNDERSTRIKE OF LOYALTY!

They fired waves of energy and elements.

Jack Sparrow, Pirate Captain, Rainbow Dash, Nico, Eli, Harry Potter and Camie: PIRATES LIFE MEGABLAST!

We fired waves of energy and elements.

Lincoln: PIRATE ELEMENT STYLE: BLACKBEARD!

Entrapta: PIRATE LIGHTNING STYLE: ANNE BONNY!

Perfuma: PIRATE NATURE STYLE: HENRY MORGAN!

Frosta: PIRATE ICE STYLE: CHARLES VANE!

Jessica Kaios: PIRATE FIRE STYLE: WILLIAM KIDD!

Nanami: PIRATE WATER STYLE: HENRY EVERY!

Julie Makimoto: PIRATE EARTH STYLE: MARY READ!

Chie Satonaka: PIRATE WIND STYLE: PETER EASTON!

Shantae: PIRATE MAGIC STYLE: CALICO JACK!

Akko: PIRATE STAR STYLE: HOWELL DAVIS!

They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said pirates.

Lincoln and his harem: PIRATE FINAL SMASH: PIRATE STRIKE!

They summoned pirates to attack Evil Queen Victoria!

We had her put into a cage and then sent to a special secure prison level of the Neptune Prison.

Lincoln: Whoa, now that's what I call one awesome high-seas adventure.

Nico: We haven't had one in quite a long while, and it was so good to get out there and sail the seas once again.

Lincoln: Now, there's only one last thing to do and one more loose end to tie up: Charlotte Kensington.

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large search pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the ten coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the ten large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Lincoln: Oh great, I knew there's no mistaking that foul mouth from anywhere, you just don't know when to call it quits, do you, Charlotte Kensington.

We saw a girl with black hair, red eyes, and dressed in a black coat, white blouse, black pants, and black knee-high boots heading our way on a motorcycle, it was Charlotte Kensington of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, but we also saw Arleth Presley, Angelique Sawyer, Isabella Morgana, Natalie Everett, Morgana Wesley, Melanie Landon, Megan Cooper, Kylie Carter, Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson heading here as well.

Selene Arcangela: Oh great, that monster bitch's also got Arleth Presley, Angelique Sawyer, Isabella Morgana, Natalie Everett, Morgana Wesley, Melanie Landon, Megan Cooper, Kylie Carter, Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson with her.

Lincoln: If they think I'm going to take that lying down, they've got another thing coming.

Lincoln fired magnetic blasts at the motorcycles and destroyed them and that sent the Legion of The Lincoln Haters flying off the destroyed motorcycles, and when they got back up and saw Lincoln, they were now absolutely pissed off.

Charlotte Kensington: You ruined everything, Lincoln Loud! We had every last loser cowering in fear before us, but you...! YOU JUST HAD TO PLAY THE HERO AND RUIN OUR REIGN!

Brianna Grayson: And what you fucking did in killing our dads..., THAT WAS THE LAST STRAW THAT BROKE OUR FUCKING BACKS! KILL THEM ALL! LEAVE NONE OF THEM ALIVE!

But, before Arleth Presley, Angelique Sawyer, Isabella Morgana, Natalie Everett, Morgana Wesley, Melanie Landon, Megan Cooper, Kylie Carter, Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson could get after us, Lincoln trapped them in a rainbow energy field.

Alana Cameron: WHAT THE FUCK?! HE TRAPPED US INSIDE THIS AGAIN! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, LINCOLN!

Lincoln: Cry me a river!

Maria: You tell her, Lincoln! (Flips Middle Finger) And up yours, bitch!

Qin: They're just as, if not even worse, than Audrey Madison, and she was a heartless, sick, twisted, good-for-nothing, murderous slut!

Me: And they're still as stupid and murderous as ever.

Cookie: But, this'll send a clear message that we're not letting them get away with any of their plans for revenge.

Suddenly, Cookie's eyes turned neon purple and she was surrounded by a lavender purple energy aura with rainbow lights, stars, sweets, and phoenixes, and as she approached Charlotte Kensington, she left lavender purple energy, rainbow lights, stars, sweets, and phoenixes with every step.

Cookie: I can't believe that you'd break out one day to get revenge on Lincoln for something that was entirely your fault, Charlotte Kensington, and the same goes with the rest of the monster bitches inside the energy field. You think that now that you and the rest of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters have broken free you can just waltz in here and try and kill Lincoln, we're not standing for it. You've already put the final nail in your coffin, and now, it's time for you to die.

Suddenly, Cookie was surrounded by a massive vortex of lavender purple energy with rainbow lights, stars, and sweets surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes flying around the vortex and in the vortex is a purple phoenix with red eyes glaring at Charlotte Kensington: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Cookie emerged, but she was changed forever.

Cookie grew to 7'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has pink highlights in the bangs of her long brown hair, she has neon purple eyes and and a purple energy aura with rainbow lights, stars, hearts, and phoenixes surrounding her, she has a phoenix and a heart emblazoned on her forehead with Third Eye with purple iris, she has on phoenix earrings with pink gems for eyes and holding the Light, Heart, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has a phoenix with pink gems for eyes and holding the Light, Heart, and Eternity Kanjis in the claws on the bottom of her pink phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with pink crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and pink gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Cookie has on a purple jacket, sleeveless light purple dress, pink socks, black shoes, she has on large gold metal bands with pink gems on her biceps and thighs, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with rainbow lights, light, hearts, stars, and phoenixes on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix surrounded by hearts, light, rainbow lights, and stars. Suddenly, Cookie felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive brown angel wings with pink tips on the feathers grew and sprouted out from her back, and she now has eleven massive and long brown wolf tails with pink tips and pink markings, Cookie has on her Ring of the Phoenix with pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Cookie's newly forged greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of purple and pink energy, hearts, rainbow lights, stars, and phoenixes, and when it emerged, it transformed into Cookie's Solar Heart Rainbow Light Cosmic Greatsword of Solar Rainbow Solar Hearts Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded rainbow gems and pink etchings and a phoenix and etched on the 7'3" massive, wide, double-edged purple blade, large pink phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with rainbow gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large pink phoenix heads with rainbow gems in their mouths and a large purple phoenix head with a pink gem in its mouth below the large phoenix heads for the pommel. Cookie has on her new large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with pink gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left bracer, her new Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with pink gems for eyes and a large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a purple kanji below the phoenix that said, "Cookie, Talented Dancer, Despiser of Killjoy Huggins, Dark Chandler and His Minions, And The Rest of Lincoln's Enemies, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of Charlotte Kensington of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, and Master of Rainbow Lights, Hearts, Stars, and Phoenixes"

クッキー、才能あるダンサー、キルジョイ・ハギンズの軽蔑者、ダーク・チャンドラーと彼の手下、そしてリンカーンの敵の残り、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、リンカーン・ヘイターズ軍団のシャーロット・ケンジントンの破壊者、悪の破壊者とスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的で冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、黒い門のマスター、虹の光、ハート、星、フェニックスのマスター

Cookie has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA SOLAR COSMIC SWEETHEART DANCER SOLAR SUN HEART PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE SOLAR COSMIC SWEETHEART DANCER SOLAR SUN HEART PHOENIX JUSTICE AND DIVINE SOLAR COSMIC SWEETHEART DANCER SOLAR SUN HEART PHOENIX LOVE!

We were amazed by Cookie's Super Angel-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Charlotte Kensington saw it, she went fucking crazy and she got out her machine gun to fire at Cookie, but Cookie fired a barrage of purple energy blasts with light, rainbow lights, hearts, stars, and phoenixes at Charlotte Kensington and it sent her flying into a tree back first, she got back up and she ran at Cookie again with a knife she got out, but she disarmed Charlotte Kensington and dislocated her arm and sent her flying into another tree with a roundhouse kick, she got back up, but now, she was mega pissed off!

Nico: Whoa!

Me: Awesome, Cookie's transformed into her Super Angel-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and she disarmed Charlotte Kensington and she sent her flying into a tree with a roundhouse kick.

Lincoln: Charlotte Kensington's been asking for this for a long time, and what better way to administer her final judgement than right in front of the other members of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters.

Cookie: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Solar Cosmic Sweetheart Solar Rainbow Phoenix Angel and Divine Solar Cosmic Sweetheart Solar Rainbow Phoenix Love) You got that right. Now, let's rip her apart, Linky.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Hope, and he joined Cookie.

Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You and the others have caused more than enough grief and trouble to everyone in Michigan for too long, Charlotte Kensington. We've made the right choice getting you all expelled and put in prison five years ago, but you know what, prison's too good for any of you. Now, we're going to fix that and do what should've been done to you years ago.

Cookie and Lincoln went after Charlotte Kensington who went extremely ballistic and continued firing at them, but they dodged the bullets, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, purple energy, fireworks, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Charlotte Kensington and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her, and they attacked her with their massive greatswords leaving scars on her, and Lincoln left many more with his claws and he and Cookie attacked her with punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they were really, really, really pissing off her off now and driving her even more ballistic.

Just then, Charlotte Kensington got out a second machine gun, but Lincoln put up a rainbow energy shield around him, Cookie, and all of us, and she started shooting like crazy and also laughing like a deranged bitch, but the bullets were getting bounced off the energy shield. Suddenly, the machine guns ran out of bullets and Charlotte Kensington's deranged laughter died down and she was really fucked now.

Me: Hah! You're out of bullets, bitch, and you know what that means!

Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) (Smirks) You're shit out of luck!

Lincoln grabbed Charlotte Kensington by the neck and he tossed her into the air, and Lincoln and Cookie fired a powerful barrage of energy balls with light, rainbow lights, lights, hearts, stars, quintessence, elemental forces, and mythological animals, and as they hit Charlotte Kensington, they exploded with incredible power and she was killed in the explosions, and that angered the rest of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters. Then, Charlotte Kensington's spirit appeared, and she was still incensed with anger and fury.

Charlotte Kensington: You think you've won?! I'LL RETURN ONE DAY AND KILL YOU ALL!

Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) No, you're done and this time forever, Charlotte Kensington.

Lincoln summoned the spirits of Charlotte Kensington's victims from the past who seized her, and then, he drew the Judgement Kanji on her forehead, and as predicted, she was found guilty for her crimes, and she was fading away from existence.

Charlotte Kensington: NO! NO! DAMN YOU, LINCOLN LOUD, DAMN YOU ALL, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM! DAMN YOU ALL TO (FADES AWAY)

We cheered wildly as Cookie and Lincoln holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Cookie's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, and eleven massive and long brown wolf tails, and massive brown angel wings are permanent.

Then, the rainbow energy field Lincoln put up to keep Arleth Presley, Angelique Sawyer, Isabella Morgana, Natalie Everett, Morgana Wesley, Melanie Landon, Megan Cooper, Kylie Carter, Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson inside went down, and they ran up to the dead remains of Harper Reagen. Then, they looked at Lincoln and they were absolutely really seething with rage!

Brianna Greyson: You're going to pay for this, Lincoln Loud! YOU FREAK! KILL HIM! KILL THE FUCKER!

Suddenly, the sound of police sirens were heard, and being the criminals they were, they knew they were in huge trouble!

Brianna Greyson: This isn't over, Lincoln Loud!

Then, Arleth Presley, Angelique Sawyer, Isabella Morgana, Natalie Everett, Morgana Wesley, Melanie Landon, Megan Cooper, Kylie Carter, Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson ran off, but not before they gave us the finger, and me and Nico retaliated by giving them the finger and it drove them mad as they ran off.

Nico: Yeah, up yours too, bitch!

Cookie: We've taken one down so far, and now, we got seventeen more to go. Thanks for helping me destroy Charlotte Kensington, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Cookie.

Suddenly, Cookie wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Cookie's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Angel flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and lights behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Cookie absorbed the lights and they came back to us as the display vanished.

Nico: Whoa, now that's what I call a dose of solar justice. Lincoln, Cookie, you two did really awesome in teaching that monster bitch, Charlotte Kensington, a lesson and pissing off the rest of those monster bitches.

Lincoln: Thanks, Nico, but this is only the beginning of The War Against The Legion.

Me: You said it.

Lincoln: And for tomorrow, the next member of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters that's going to show her face is Arleth Presley, which means you and I are up next to face her, Paula.

Paula: Yes, we'll make her pay for all of her crimes in full.

Lincoln: But we've also got to keep an eye out, The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters are bound to send hired thugs after us.

Nico: We'll be ready for them since we've been dealing with hired thugs hired by our resident jerks to kill us, which always end with you killing them by sucking out their blood and pissing Flip and the other jerks off.

Suddenly, the symbol of the Magic Element on Crash Bandicoot's Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal Skylanders Bravery began glowing.

Crash Bandicoot: I think we may have gotten a clue as to who we're meeting tomorrow on Lincoln's rescue.

Lincoln: One of the Skylanders Gene-Slammers, this time for my side.

Selene Arcangela: And thanks to the glowing Magic Element Symbol on Crash Bandicoot's Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal Skylanders Bravery, it's one of the Magic Skylanders, and there's one Magic Skylanders Gene-Slammer on your side who we are meeting tomorrow on your rescue, Lincoln: Marie MacDougal, Gene-Slammer of Spyro.

Nico: Whoa!

Selene Arcangela: That's right, Marie MacDougal is Lincoln's Guardian Angel and The Master of The Element of Magic, and you're also in for a huge surprise: Melanie MacDougal's also among the first humans who were actually born in The Skylands and grew up there under the guidance of Master Eon and the Skylanders.

We gasped.

Eli: I had no idea about that, but that's still awesome!

Selene Arcangela: We were just as shocked as you, Eli. As Marie grew, she'd discovered that she's a master of the Element of Magic, one of the Ten Elements of The Skylands, and she trained a lot under the tutelage of Master Eon and the Magic Skylanders and she proved to be quite the master of magic and elemental forces. She left The Skylands and she moved to Royal Woods, Michigan, and this was way before Kaos, The Dark Portal Master, had launched his hostile takeover of The Skylands. Marie and the others really hated that world-conquering warlord, and Marie formed and became the leader of a very massive and powerful coalition called The Skylanders Liberation Coalition, a coalition formed for the one purpose: to free The Skylands and make Kaos pay for all his crimes against Skylands and against all The Skylanders.

Melanie Aranyani: After you guys freed The Skylands from Kaos and The Skylands merged with our world, The Skylanders Liberation Coalition had become part of The Earth-Skylands Federation. Plus, we also saw she fell in love with Lincoln when they first met, and she really trained him intensely on how to use the element of Magic, and she also had the additional help of Spyro and the other Magic Skylanders, who really helped Lincoln in advancing his training in mastering the element of Magic, and over time, he really proved to be a master and at the same level as Marie MacDougal.

Me: Hey, now I remember her all too well, and now I know why she went missing, she was Gene-Slammed by Team Rocket.

Lincoln: Yep.

Selene Arcangela: And although Marie hates Kaos with a blazing passion for all his crimes against Skylands, there's only one person Marie hates with a passion ever since she came to Royal Woods: that person is Lori, and Marie has more than once used her skills in Magic to put Lori in her place and cause a little magic mischief on that bossy, out-of-control, immature control freak witch, and she even told her off saying that Lori's a control freak, that she's as cuddly as a gargoyle, and even worse, Marie also said that Lori has the fashion sense of a druid!

Nico's jaw dropped to the ground.

CLANG!

Nico: She called her all that?! Man, was she playing with fire, doesn't she know what'll happen if she gets Lori that angry.

Lincoln: She does, and what she said to her, that really set Lori off, and right before she could kill her, I saved Marie by firing a blast of magic at Lori freezing her, and Marie went over and we kissed on the lips and right in front of Lori, who was left steaming with rage and wanting revenge, but Lori got busted by Mom and Dad who saw what she tried to do and she also got grounded big time.

Eli: Oh, we're so in for hearing this story tomorrow. Plus, we'll be taking down the next hypothetical Akumatized Loud Sibling.

Lincoln: Fowl Sport, the hypothetical Akumatized form of Lynn. We better be ready for her, this'll be like facing Dark Lynn and Evil Lynn, but on a far more dangerous scale.

Nico: We will, Lincoln, and you'll definitely teach that sore loser a lesson.

Lincoln: I'll show that sore loser no mercy, and I'll make her eat chum!

Me: Now, that I'm so going to enjoy seeing.

Lori: Same here, for years, Lynn's gotten on our nerves with her showboating and aggressive nature, and she's more than once hurt Lincoln with her violent "sparring" sessions Lynn's Dark Side sprung on him, not to mention the Dutch Ovens, farting all over the place, disgusting others with her bad manners, and hurting everyone around her with her monstrous strength.

Luan: And let's not forget (GULPS) Packing Day!

Lana: Now the cycle of violence is about to come full circle, and Lincoln's going to give her a taste of her own medicine, and you know, I won't be surprised if he flattens her.

Luna: He'll probably crush her like a soda can, use her like a jump-rope or barbell, and turn her into a human pretzel and break her arms and legs.

Lincoln: We'll save that for tomorrow, but those are some good ideas.

Billy Numerous: That's one queen dethroned.

Deker: She's lucky she's only getting prison.

Me: Yep.

Mummy: Unlike Umbridge.

Nico: Thank goodness.

Pirate Captain: Excellent job, lads!

Diabolico: Thanks!

Brick: Can we celebrate at your ship?

Me: Good idea.

Nico: Yep. Great job everyone. Queen Victoria of this world was dethroned.

Me: Good riddance.

Jack Sparrow: (To the viewers) Hope you liked this swashbuckling adventure lads.

Me: I know I did.

We had a great celebration and we later went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome fanfiction done.

The Pirates! In An Adventure with Scientists was a great movie from 2012.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.

For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Lisa's team consisting of Rika Noralenshikov, Pharah, Winston, Mercy And Mei along with Calamitous, Albedo, SpongeBob Robot (BFBB), Zizza, Shrapnel, Daniel Boone (Animaniacs), Techno Pants, Indigo, Magnet Man EXE and Doctor Bot are heading to the planet Mobius and we're going to Help Sonic and friends battle Another Dr. Ivo Robotnik, Another Chain Lightning, Another Florentine the Flurkey, Another Albedo and Another Calamitous and this will be awesome. Also we're going to meet a Jellicent Gene-slammer named Amy Rodriguez and she is Anya Rodriguez's sister.

the next match-up in The War Against The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters is Paula Price and Lincoln VS. Arleth Presley

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, we're heading to Athens, Greece, and we're going to face, take down, and recruit the next hypothetical Akumatized Loud Sister into The Masters of Evil, Fowl Sport, the hypothetical Akumatized form of Lynn Loud, she's a bad sport who loves to showboat and hurt others with her monstrous strength! And we're in for a treat: we're going to meet the first Skylanders Gene-Slammer on Lincoln's side, her name is Marie MacDougal, Gene-Slammer of Spyro, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and Master of The Element of Magic, and we're also in for a huge surprise, Marie MacDougal's among the first humans who were actually born in The Skylands and grew up there under the guidance of Master Eon and the Skylanders. As she grew, she discovered that she's a master of the Element of Magic, one of the Ten Elements of The Skylands, and she trained a lot under the tutelage of Master Eon and the Magic Skylanders and she proved to be quite the master of magic and elemental forces. She left The Skylands and moved to Royal Woods, Michigan, and this is way before Kaos, The Dark Portal Master, had launched his hostile takeover of The Skylands. Marie and the others really hated that world-conquering warlord, and Marie formed and became the leader of a very massive and powerful coalition called The Skylanders Liberation Coalition, a coalition formed for the one purpose: to free The Skylands and make Kaos pay for all his crimes against Skylands and against all The Skylanders. After we freed The Skylands from Kaos and The Skylands merged with our world, The Skylanders Liberation Coalition had become part of The Earth-Skylands Federation. Plus, we also saw she fell in love with Lincoln when they first met, and she really trained him intensely on how to use the element of Magic, and she also had the additional help of Spyro and the other Magic Skylanders, who really helped Lincoln in advancing his training in mastering the element of Magic, and over time, he really proved to be a master and at the same level as Marie MacDougal. Though she hates Kaos with a blazing passion for all his crimes against Skylands, there's one person Marie hates with a passion ever since she came to Royal Woods: and that person is Lori, and Marie has more than once used her skills in Magic to put Lori in her place and cause a little magic mischief on that bossy, out-of-control, immature control freak witch, and she even told her off saying that Lori's a control freak, that she's as cuddly as a gargoyle, and even worse, Marie also said that Lori has the fashion sense of a druid! That really set Lori off, and right before she could kill her, Lincoln saved her by firing a blast of magic at Lori freezing her, and Marie went over to Lincoln and they kissed on the lips and right in front of Lori, who was left steaming with rage and wanting revenge, but Lori got busted by her parents who saw what she tried to do and she also got grounded big time.

Get ready for a really funny spy adventure as we go help Austin Powers take down Jack Evil and it's going to be so funny!

See you next time.