This chapter is based on the Austin Powers movie Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery.

GET READY TO LAUGH YOUR SOCKS OFF


On the planet Mobius was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Lisa's team consisting of Rika Noralenshikov, Pharah, Winston, Mercy And Mei along with Calamitous, Albedo, SpongeBob Robot (BFBB), Zizza, Shrapnel, Daniel Boone (Animaniacs), Techno Pants, Indigo, Magnet Man EXE and Doctor Bot and we were there for an awesome rescue!

Me: Been a while since we were on Mobius.

Qin: It sure has been a while. I wonder how Sonic and friends are doing.

Laney: We'll find out.

Nico: I have a feeling this is going to be a good one.

Rika Noralenshikov: (Russian Accent) It sure will be good comrades.

Nico: Yes it will.

Lisa Loud: Indeed. This is going to be most fun.

Nico: Lisa, I want to thank you, Calamitous, and your teams for coming.

Lisa Loud: My pleasure Nico and it's going to be a good adventure for all of us.

Xenia: It sure will.

Nico: Rika, remember when we first met?

Rika Noralenshikov: I sure do Nico. We were in Russia and busted members of the Russian Mafia.

Qin: I remember hearing about that.

Xenia: That is cool.

Nico: Yeah good times.

Rika Noralenshikov: They sure were.

Nico: And now, you're part of my harem.

Rika Noralenshikov: I sure am and as a Mavelus Gene-slammer too.

Me: That is so awesome.

Lola: Yep.

Xenia: It sure is awesome.

Lisa Loud: Indeed and that is a most amazing love sight.

Rika Noralenshikov: It sure is. Also yesterday's mission was great comrades.

Nico: A True swashbuckling adventure!

Xenia: Yeah!

Nico: I can't believe the Pirate Captain doesn't have a real name.

Me: I know. He'll go down as The Pirate Captain with No Name.

Qin: Ooh I like it.

Nico: Me too. Like the Man With No Name but for pirates.

Lola: Yeah. That is awesome.

Applejack: I can't believe I got seasick again.

Me: I know. But it's something that can't be helped. It's caused by equilibrium imbalance in the inner ear.

Xenia: Yeah.

Nico: At least we helped you get better.

Applejack: That's true. Y'all sure did.

Qin: But we now have an evil version of Queen Victoria locked up and they threw away the key.

Xenia: Yep.

Lola: That is for sure.

Camie: Yep.

Me: The Pirate Captain Decided to use Bloodbath Bay as his hideout.

Nico: Smart thinking there. No one will dare go near there.

Qin: That was still fun though.

Nico: That evil queen is lucky not to share Umbridge's fate!

Me: That is for sure!

Then we heard zooming and we saw Sonic and Tails!

Me: Here comes Sonic and Tails.

Xenia: Awesome!

Nico: Hey, Sonic!

Sonic: Hey guys! Awesome having you all here.

Tails: Yeah its been a while and we're glad we found you.

Rainbow Dash: Is Dr. Robotnik back to cause more trouble?

Sonic: Not this time.

Nico: Uh oh.

Sonic: We saw 6 Another Villains and they are heading this way.

Eli: (Concentrates) Oh man! They are Another Dr. Ivo Robotnik, Another Chain Lightning, Another Florentine the Flurkey, Another McWolf (Tex Avery), Another Albedo and Another Calamitous!

We gasped!

Qin: Oh man!

Nico: This is gonna be good!

Sonic: But it has been a while since you all were with us.

Nico: It hasn't been THAT long since we last saw you two. You two helped out several times last year, remember?

Sonic: I know that. And it's so awesome.

Tails: Having you all with us is great.

Lola: Yes it is.

Sonic: Yeah. And it's fun to challenge Rainbow Dash and the fastest members of your team to a race.

Rainbow Dash: It sure is. And J.D. just recently got a new transformation that got him all the powers of the Mane 10.

Nico: It's true. He has Rainbow Dash's super speed now.

Me: Yep.

Sonic: Lets see what he can do.

Me: All right.

Sonic and me got ready.

Lola: READY! GO!

ZOOM! ZOOM!

I ran fast with Sonic leaving behind a rainbow trail as I Ran.

Nico: Wow! Look at them go!

Eli: Wow!

ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!

I was running fast with Sonic.

Me: Not bad having Super Speed huh?

Sonic: You've become one awesome fastmo J.D.!

ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!

We ran fast and came back.

Me: YEAH!

Nico: Wow that was fast!

Laney: Yeah it was!

Camie: You were moving so fast that I couldn't follow!

Aylene C.: That was cool!

Himiko Toga: It sure was!

Nico: Also, would you like to go on Julie's mission today?

Sonic: I would be honored.

Nico: Awesome.

Me: Cool.

Nico: Turbo will come too. So will Devon.

Me: Good idea.

Qin: Yeah!

Nico: Anyway, who's first?

Me: Another Dr. Robotnik is first right?

Eli: Yes that's right.

Nico: Better call in Jeanne Sorensson.

Maria did so.

She arrived in a portal of clocks.

Jeanne Sorensson: (Swedish Accent) I'm here Nico. This will be good.

Sonic: But there is something you should know guys.

Tails: She sounded like she was really sad and full of despair.

Me: Uh oh.

Nico: I hope it's not that bad.

Me: I have a feeling it is.

Eli: I sense it.

Me: Oh boy.

Nico: There she is!

We saw a figure and it was a dark version of Dr. Robotnik. It was ANOTHER DR. IVO ROBOTNIK!

Me: Another Dr. Robotnik.

Another Dr. Robotnik: (In a girls voice) (Crying) Is it true J.D.?

Me: (GASP) That voice.

She reverted back and it was a girl with blue hair, blue eyes with blue sclera, and had blue clothes and a sailor hat on her head and she had blue angel wings and she had the symbol of the Water Skylanders on her skirt and in the middle of her forehead and she had a pregnant belly.

We gasped!

Me: (GASP) Sapphire Nautilus!

Nico: She's pregnant?

Me: Yes. But no, worse.

Sapphire Nautilus: (Crying hard) IT WAS BECAUSE OF MY FATHER!

She told us what happened.

Her father raped her on a daily basis and then after she got gene-slammed she got pregnant with HIS baby and then he locked up the entire school with all the kids in it and burned down the entire building and killed them all while laughing like a madman. She WILLINGLY went to Swartz with the promise of revenge on her father

WE GASPED IN UTTER SHOCK, HORROR AND DISBELIEF!

But Nico's sadness quickly turned into absolute rage and anger and hatred!

Applejack: WHY THAT HEARTLESS LOW DOWN SNAKE IN THE GRASS!

Laney: Uh Nico? Are you okay?

Nico: ..I'm going to kill him.

Calamitous: Nico?

NICO THEN EXPLODED IN A MASSIVE EXPLOSION OF RAGE AND POWER! HE ROARED IN EXPLOSIVE FURY!

Nico: (IN EXPLOSIVE RAGE AND FURY!) I'M GONNA FUCKING MURDER THAT SON OF A BITCH! I'M GONNA RIP HIS LIMBS OFF ONE BY ONE, THEN I'M GONNA SKIN HIM ALIVE AND ROLL HIM AROUND IN SALT, AND THEN I'M GONNA SLICE HIM OPEN AND RIP OUT HIS ORGANS AND STRANGLE HIM WITH THEM, AND THEN I'M GONNA CUT HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF AND HE IS GONNA GO STRAIGHT TO HELL, AND THEN THE DEVIL WILL FEEL SORRY FOR HIM AFTER I'M DONE WITH HIM!

WE GASPED AND I SCREAMED AND JUMPED INTO MAY'S ARMS IN FRIGHT!

Me: MAY YOUR HUSBAND REALLY IS SCARY!

Qin: NO KIDDING!

Nico then teleported to God knows where.

Jeanne Sorensson: (to Sapphire) How about we blow off some steam to make you feel better?

Me: I guess I should have told him that her father was on Death Row in San Quentin Prison.

Sapphire Nautilus: Okay.

She got up.

Girl Jordan: First lets get you back to normal and separate you.

Leeli: Right!

Girl Jordan: Lets go Leeli.

Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.

(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)

The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.

Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep

Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél

She glowed and Sapphire was separated from Another Dr. Robotnik!

Jeanne Sorensson: That's more like it.

Varie came and took her over.

Another Dr. Robotnik: I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!

Jeanne: (to Sapphire) Ready to do this?

Varie: Jeanne Lets let her sit this one out. She is pregnant and has been through a horrible ordeal.

Jeanne Sorensson: You're right. Okay then.

Another Dr. Robotnik: You will not stop me from conquering Mobius.

Sonic: Bring it on Dr. Robuttnik!

Another Dr. Robotnik: I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!

They both went at him and fired waves of energy and blasted him and then he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

Varie caught the Wonder Ride Book. It was called The Sailor From The Bermuda Triangle and The Evil Mobius Overlord.

Varie: Fitting.

Nico teleported back with her father!

Nico: NOW I'M GOING TO DISMEMBER YOU ALIVE YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Nico then got out a crowbar and started beating him with it.

BLAM! BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!

Nico plunged his hand into his stomach and ripped his intestines!

Nico then grabbed his spine and ripped it right out of his body!

WE GASPED IN SHOCK!

Then we saw him rip out his heart!

Then Nico got out and wood chipper hand then put him in it and splattered him all over the place as a pile of pieces!

Nico: Nicole, send him to the Book of Vile Darkness. I want him to come back in the future so I can beat him some more! I'm actually disappointed this didn't last long!

Nicole: Okay.

She did so.

Me: That was brutal.

I tried to get out of May's arms but I was stuck to her.

Me: (STRAINS) Uh oh. Uh Nico I'm stuck.

Nico sighed and used Box Ghost's powers to get me unstuck from May.

RIP!

Me: OUCH!

May: OUCH!

Nico: Sorry.

I went over to Sapphire and she went and hugged me and cried hard and she was wailing hard.

Nico: We'll give those two some alone time.

Varie: Okay.

Eli: Poor Sapphire.

Qin: Yeah. And she is due any day now.

Xenia: I hope her mother is all right.

Nico: She is. I found out from the Warden that she is hiding out on an isolated uncharted island in the Indian Ocean.

Eli: Good.

Xenia: No one will ever find her there.

Nico: Yep.

Eli: Next up is Another Chain Lightning so lets call in Phoebe Miller for this.

Maria did so.

Phoebe Miller: I'm here guys.

Nico: By the way are the rest of the Another Villains friendly or hostile?

Lola Thunderbolt: Friendly. The 2 after me are gene-slammers and the rest aren't.

Nico: Okay then.

Phoebe Miller: I got some pies with your name on them!

Lola Thunderbolt: Bring it on!

Lincoln fired a beam of light and separated Another Chain Lightning from her!

Lola Thunderbolt: This will be good! (Summons Thunderbolt Sword) A STORM IS COMING!

Phoebe Miller: BANAREA SAINTLY POWER!

(SAILOR MOON TRANSFORMATION THEME (DIC) PLAYS)

She transformed and turned into SAILOR BANAREA!

She was ready to splat some pies in her face!

They fired waves of pies and lightning and blasted down Another Chain Lightning and she exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

Nico caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Thunderstorm Princess and The Kingdom of The Lightning Sorcerer.

Nico: Cool Title.

Maria: Next!

Nico: Another Florentine the Flurkey.

Qin: Yep.

Nico: Let's get Henriette here.

Maria called her.

Henriette "One-Eye" Cooper: This will be fun.

Nico: It sure will.

Camie: This will be a tasty one.

Sonic: Speaking of tasty lets get some chili dogs after this.

Nico: Good idea.

Eli: Yep.

Nico: There she is!

We saw a dark figure come and it was a JUICY AND DELICIOUS FLURKEY!

Qin: Oh boy! A Flurkey!

Xenia: (SLURPS) I'm hungry!

Another Florentine: (In a girls voice) This is gonna be a tasty one.

She reverted back and was a girl with aqua blue hair, blue eyes, aqua blue clothes, aqua blue angel wings and the symbols of the Air Skylanders on her skirt and in the middle of her forehead.

Lightning Wenvolusky: Lightning Wenvolusky the Gene-slammer of Free Ranger at your service.

Nico: Awesome!

Henriette: Ready to do this?

Lightning Wenvolusky: Lets.

Lincoln fired a beam of light and separated Another Florentine from her and They both fired waves of energy and it hit him and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

Nico caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called the Ranger of Lightning and the Ghosts of Turkeys.

Nico: Awesome title.

Lightning Wenvolusky: That was one way to Whip Up A Storm.

Nico: Who's next?

Eli: Another McWolf (Tex Avery)

Nico: This one is going to be funny.

Qin: Yep.

Nico: Better call in Silphymon.

Silphymon came.

Silphymon: Here I am!

Nico: Awesome.

Varie: Cool.

Nico: And there she is!

We saw a figure and it was ANOTHER MCWOLF!

I came back and Sapphire was sleeping as I was carrying her.

Me: She fell asleep from crying.

Qin: Oh man.

Me: Another McWolf? Whoa!

Another McWolf: (In a girls voice) This is gonna be fun.

Me: Sonic Verakovsky!

She reverted back and like Lightning she had the same appearance but with a different hair style.

Sonic Verakovsky: Awesome to see you J.D.

Me: Same here.

Silphymon: Ready to do this?

Sonic Verakovsky: I sure am.

Lincoln fired a beam of light and separated Another McWolf from her.

Sonic Verakovsky: This will be fun!

Another McWolf: Bring it on you dummies!

Nico: Who are you calling a dummy you dumbass!

Sonic Verakovsky: Full Scream Ahead!

She and Silphymon fired waves of sonic energy and fire and blasted Another McWolf and he exploded!

KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Sonic Griffin Princess and the Kingdom of the Dummy McWolf's.

Me: Funny and fitting Title.

Nico: Another Albedo is next.

Rika Noralenshikov: And you know I'll be facing her.

Nico: Yep.

Qin: This is gonna be good.

Varie: I'll take Sapphire to our infirmary.

Me: Okay.

She took her and teleported and put her there and then Varie came back.

Varie: There.

Me: That was quick.

Himiko Toga: It sure was.

Camie: But we're ready for this one.

Nico: There she is!

Qin: Yep.

We saw a dark version of Albedo appear and it was ANOTHER ALBEDO!

Me: Another Albedo!

Nico: Yep.

Another Albedo: (In a girls voice) This is gonna be really awesome and fun.

Me: (GASP) That voice.

She reverted back and it was a girl with black hair and had blue eyes, blue clothes and a blue Omnitrix on her arm and she had blue angel wings.

Me: (GASP) Angelica Albedo!

Qin: Whoa!

Angelica Albedo: Awesome to see you again J.D.

Nico: You know her?

Me: I sure do and she is a girl that is a Plumber Kid. She was born on Earth but she had a terrible disease and the Galvan took her and saved her life and she was given a powerful medicinal formula that cured it. She was given an unexpected side effect and it gave her superhuman intelligence and she has amazing powers and she built a blue version of the Omnitrix.

Angelica Albedo: That's right.

Nico: Wow!

Albedo: Your last name is the same as my name.

Angelica Albedo: I know. It was the name I was given when I was a baby.

Nico: Wow!

Laney: That is amazing.

Nico: Yep.

Rika Noralenshikov: Sorry we have to fight like this comrade.

Angelica Albedo: No worries. Come at me and don't hold back.

Rika Noralenshikov: With pleasure.

She reverted back into Another Albedo and Rika fired waves of fire and blasted her down and I caught the Wonder Ride Book. It was called The Genius Girl of Galvan and the Rogue Galvan Scientist.

Me: Fitting title.

Xenia: Yeah.

I brought her over.

Albedo: Separating her before the fight would've made things complicated.

Me: It would have.

Qin: Yep.

Me: Last Another here.

Xenia: Yep. Calamitous.

Nico: There she is!

We saw a figure and it was ANOTHER CALAMITOUS!

Lisa Loud: SWEET MOTHER OF SCIENCE! Another Calamitous!

Me: Geez!

Another Calamitous: (In a girls voice) (British Accent) I say Lisa is that you my dear chap?

Lisa Loud: (GASP) Gabrielle Pasteur!?

She reverted back and it was a girl that was her age and she had black hair and blue eyes and blue clothes.

Gabrielle Pasteur: It's good to see you again.

Lisa Loud: It sure is and I never expected you to be like this.

Me: You know her Lisa?

Lisa Loud: Indeed I do. Gabrielle is the descendent of world famous chemist Louis Pasteur and she is from England. She is a Nobel Prize Winning Scientist and she was known for cracking the 599th Dimensional String Equation.

Me: Wow that is very impressive and awesome!

Nico: Your head isn't sparking J.D.

Me: Twilight's smarts are part of my powers now so that cured it.

Kaito: (gets out Turboranger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Zocks: (Gets out Fiveman gear) Because we can grant it instead.

Kaito got a Turboranger sword and Zocks got a Fiveman Sword.

Gabrielle Pasteur: Just to become as great a scientist as any of my heroes.

Me: You already are a great scientist according to Lisa's standards.

Qin: That's right.

Gabrielle Pasteur: I knew that Swartz was deceiving me.

Me: He deceived everyone. Sorry we have to fight like this.

Gabrielle Pasteur: No worries. Come at me.

She turned into Another Calamitous.

Sougo: (gets out Turboranger Ridewatch) The real Calamitous has Lisa as an archenemy.

Geiz: (Gets out Fiveman Ridewatch) It's only fitting that you know her.

Sougo got JapaneseRedTurboArmor while Geiz got FiveRedArmor.

Me: Lets kick some butt!

Nico: Lets do it! (ACTIVATES CALAMITOUS' RIDEWATCH)

He fired waves of energy and blasted her all over.

Nico: Time for the fury of Negative Aliens! (ACTIVATES ALBEDO'S RIDEWATCH)

Nico fired waves of red energy and blasted her all over!

May: Lets bring the KAH RAH TAE! (Activates SpongeBob Robot's ridewatch)

May fired waves of energy and blasted her all over with the words KAH RAH TAE!

May: I'm Hungry! (ACTIVATES ZIZZA's RIDEWATCH)

She fired waves of energy and blasted her down.

Maria: YEAH! And this! (ACTIVATES SHRAPNEL'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired waves of energy and metal and blasted her down.

Maria: And this! (ACTIVATES DANIEL BOONE'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired a gun and blasted her down.

Rika Noralenshikov: And for this comrades! (ACTIVATES ALBEDO'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired waves of red energy and blasted her all over.

P'andor and his team consisting of Yost Crimson Dynamo, X-Ray, X-Squad Universe Pyron, Dennis and the Reign of Fire Dragons came.

Nico: Nice Team P'andor!

P'andor: (Russian Accent) Thanks Nico. It's going to be good.

Maria: Where's the next Gene Slammer?

But then…

ZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP!

MARIA GOT ZAPPED!

Maria: (SCREAMS)

We saw that a Jellicent stung her!

Jellicent: (In a girls voice) You called?

Maria: OUCH!

Nico: Amy Rodrigeuz!? Whoa!

She reverted back and was a girl with blue hair and blue clothes and had a sailor anchor tattoo on her right arm.

Amy Rodriguez: Awesome to see ya again Nico. I got this.

She fired a blast of lightning and it hit Another Calamitous and blasted her down and I caught the ridewatch and purified it and brought Gabrielle over.

Rika Noralenshikov: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Maria: Besides stinging me!

Amy Rodrigeuz: My favorite is when me and Nico went down to a shipwreck and I found this.

She pulled out a magenta blade sword with a jellyfish handle and hilt.

Nicole: The Sword of Nidarias Rex! Awesome!

Nico: That was cool.

Nico and Amy hugged.

Nico: I've really missed you.

Amy Rodriquez: Me too Nico. Me too.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, and Levi are heading to Athens, Greece, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the six girls here, but we're going to face, take down, and recruit the next hypothetical Akumatized Loud Sister into The Masters of Evil, Fowl Sport, the hypothetical Akumatized form of Lynn Loud, she's a bad sport who loves to showboat and hurt others with her monstrous strength!

Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Athens, Greece, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the six girls here, but we're going to face, take down, and recruit the next hypothetical Akumatized Loud Sister into The Masters of Evil, Fowl Sport, the hypothetical Akumatized form of Lynn.

Me: And from our talk with Gabriel on Easter, she's a bad sport who loves to showboat and hurt others with her monstrous strength!

Nico: This is going to be like facing off against Dark Lynn and Evil Lynn again, but on a much worse scale.

Lincoln: You said it, Nico, but we'll be ready for her. It's time we showed her what happens when she acts like a bad showboating sore loser and hurts others for her own amusement.

Polly Pain: Dark Lynn had caused everyone around her nothing but pain, and I didn't get a chance to get a shot at her, but I'll make due with getting shots at Fowl Sport.

Suddenly, a powerful flame descended right in front of Polly Pain and it transformed into Nike, the Greek Goddess of Victory, and the very deity that Polly got her powers from.

Me: Lady Nike? What brings you here?

Nike: I apologize for arriving unexpectedly, J.D., but I can already guess that you're all here to take down Fowl Sport. She's been causing nothing but pain to everyone here in Greece, and too many innocent people are getting hurt by her monstrous strength.

Polly Pain: That sore loser, don't worry, Lady Nike, we'll take care of her.

Nike: I'm glad to hear it, Polly, but you won't be doing this alone.

Suddenly, Nike turned into a flame and she went in the phoenix and Torch of Nike emblazoned on Polly Pain's forehead, and then, she was surrounded by a massive vortex of sunlight yellow energy with flames, stars, sports equipment, and rainbow lights surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes flying around the vortex and in the vortex is a purple phoenix with red eyes glaring at Fowl Sport: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Polly Pain emerged, but she was changed forever.

Polly Pain remained tall at 7'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has purple highlights in the bangs of her long dark brown hair, she has neon purple eyes and a sunlight yellow energy aura with rainbow lights, flames, stars, and phoenixes surrounding her, she has a phoenix and the Torch of Nike emblazoned on her forehead with Third Eye with purple iris, she has on phoenix earrings with purple gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has a phoenix with purple gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in the claws on the bottom of her purple phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and purple gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Polly Pain has on a sleeveless yellow tank top, purple short, pink sneakers, she has on large gold metal bands with purple gems on her biceps and thighs, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with rainbow lights, flames, stars, and phoenixes on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix surrounded by flames, rainbow lights, and stars. Suddenly, Polly Pain felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive dark brown angel wings with purple tips on the feathers grew and sprouted out from her back, and she now has eleven massive and long dark brown wolf tails with purple tips and purple markings, Polly Pain has on her Ring of the Phoenix with purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Polly Pain's newly forged greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of sunlight yellow energy, flames, rainbow lights, sports equipment, stars, and phoenixes, and when it emerged, it transformed into Polly Pain's Athletic Solar Flame Cosmic Greatsword of Athletic Solar Flame Phoenix Nike's Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded rainbow gems and purple etchings and a phoenix and the Greek Goddess of Victory, Nike, etched on the 7'3" massive, wide, double-edged purple blade, large yellow phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with rainbow gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large purple phoenix heads with rainbow gems in their mouths and a large purple phoenix head with a yellow gem in its mouth below the large phoenix heads for the pommel. Polly Pain has on her new Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left bracer, her new Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with purple gems for eyes and a large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a purple kanji below the phoenix that said, "Polly Pain, Best Friend of Lynn Loud, Margo Roberts, and Paula Price, Member of The Gotham Royal York Roller Derby, Good Sportswoman and Talented Athlete, Despiser of Killjoy Huggins, Dark Chandler and His Minions, And The Rest of Lincoln's Enemies, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of Frejya Jordan of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, Emissary and Champion of Nike, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, and Master of Fire, Light, Stars, and Phoenixes"

ポリー・ペイン、リン・ラウド、マーゴ・ロバーツ、ポーラ・プライスの親友、ゴッサム・ロイヤル・ヨーク・ローラー・ダービーのメンバー、優れたスポーツウーマンで才能のあるアスリート、キルジョイ・ハギンズの軽蔑者、ダーク・チャンドラーと彼の手下、そしてリンカーンの敵の残り、愛するリンカーン・ラウドの将来の妻、リンカーン・ヘイターズ軍団のフレジャ・ジョーダンの破壊者、ナイキの使者でありチャンピオン、悪の破壊者であり殺戮者、混乱した、殺人的で、冷酷で、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、黒い門のマスター、そして火、光、星、そしてフェニックスのマスター

Polly Pain has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA SOLAR COSMIC ATHLETIC NIKE SOLAR FIRESTORM PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE SOLAR COSMIC ATHLETIC NIKE SOLAR FIRESTORM PHOENIX JUSTICE AND DIVINE SOLAR COSMIC ATHLETIC NIKE SOLAR FIRESTORM PHOENIX LOVE!

We were amazed by Polly Pain's Super Angel-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding.

Polly Pain: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Athletic Cosmic Nike Solar Firestorm Phoenix Angel and Divine Solar Cosmic Athletic Solar Nike Solar Firestorm Phoenix Love) Incredible, Nike has suddenly connected with me, and I feel even more stronger than ever.

Lincoln: When she made that spiritual connection with you, that connection automatically triggered your transformation and you ascended even more, Polly. Fowl Sport's in a world of trouble now.

Darren Arcangela: Indeed she is. Oh, J.D., can you unholster Phoenixcalibur for a second, I want to show you guys a little something.

Me: Uh, okay, Darren.

I unholstered Phoenixcalibur from my back, and then, Darren took out his dagger and he slit his left palm with it.

Nico: What are you...?!

Darren Arcangela: It's okay, Nico. Just keep looking.

Then, a drop of Darren's blood dropped from his hand and onto the 7'5" massive, wide, double-edged blade of Phoenixcalibur. Suddenly, Phoenixcalibur and all the greatswords and swords I'd gotten in the past treasure battles began to merge together, and they're surrounded by a massive kaleidoscope of rainbow and aura energy, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, and Aurora, and when it emerged, it was transformed into J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with large gems of many shimmering colors and The Unity Gems embedded and the symbol of The Wolf Moon Phoenix etched on the 7'5" massive, wide, double-edged golden blade, large golden wolf heads with rainbow gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the golden hilt with large rainbow gem embedded in its forehead and surrounding the angel faces are the Elements of Harmony and Unity Gems, longer midnight black handle, four large golden phoenix heads with colored gems for eyes, and large golden wolf head with rainbow gem in its mouth for the pommel.

We were absolutely amazed: a drop of Darren's blood gave Phoenixcalibur a serious upgrade as it made all the greatswords and swords I'd gotten in the treasure battles merge together.

Nico: That's so awesome! But, are you going to be okay, Darren?

Darren's hand healed as the wound closed up.

Darren Arcangela: Yeah, I'll be okay, Nico. Now, then, let's get after Fowl Sport before she hurts yet another innocent bystander.

Lincoln: Right.

Levi: Even if we find that overly-aggressive animal, how do you even propose we stop her?

Sebastian Mendez: Watch the condescending remarks, Levi. Lincoln already knows what to do with her because of his experience wrangling Lynn in.

Suddenly, we saw another Spyro appear before us, and with it are the six girls.

Nico: What the?! Am I seeing double, there's another Spyro?!

Spyro: It's not Nina Nefertiti since she's with us and I'm here with you.

Spyro: (Girl's voice) Sorry about the scare, but I had to get the girls away from that overly super aggressive animal before she broke their limbs.

Lincoln: (Gasps) That voice, Marie MacDougal, I knew it was you.

Spyro: What, Marie's here?! Oh man, I should've known it was her.

Crash Bandicoot: The Master of Magic herself, I knew she'd be here.

Suddenly, we heard a loud and thunderous roar of anger echoing in the air.

?: YOU CHUMPS ARE GOING TO PAY FOR GETTING MY TEST DUMMIES OUT OF THE WAY OF MY FIST!

Suddenly, we saw a figure heading our way: it was Fowl Sport, the hypothetical Akumatized form of Lynn Loud, but Fowl Sport's a musclebound girl with red eyes and red sclera.

Lynn: (Gasps) So, that's Fowl Sport?! She's exactly what I could've become during the fight to stop Gabriel years ago.

Fowl Sport: You weak chumps are going to pay for getting my "sparring" partners out of the way!

Lincoln: What you consider fun, I consider nothing but sheer violence. You're nothing more than a rabid dog who needs to be put down!

Fowl Sport ran at Lincoln, and she began throwing punches and kicks at him, but he dodged them all with ease.

CLANG!

Fowl Sport punched him in his eight-pack abs, but big mistake: her hand became red and swollen.

Lynn: (Smirks) (Laughs) You made a big mistake, my bro's got the massive muscular body of a God and bodybuilder with solid upper and lower body muscles that look like they're made of the strongest steel and metals combined.

Nico: And look at that, you bruised your hand when you punched his abs.

Sylvester: As much as I want to kill you, I can't. But, I can settle with putting you in a cage!

Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.

Lincoln: But, not before we beat you black and blue. Come on, gang, let's get her!

Polly Pain: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Athletic Cosmic Nike Solar Firestorm Phoenix Angel and Divine Solar Cosmic Athletic Solar Nike Solar Firestorm Phoenix Love) You've been asking for this for a long time!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Star Blood-Stained Demonic Darkness Justice and Divine Star Bloodstained Demonic Dark Demon Hound Compassion, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal search Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Archangel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Heavenly Lightstorm Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Archangel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Justice, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Magical Elemental Fairy Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Fairy Wolf Justice and Divine Elemental Fairy Magic Mysticon Wolf Hope and he had his Lupus' Celestial Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice and Eye of Lupus orb ready, Levi, The Lion Guard, The Miraculous Celestial Union, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nico, Nicole, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Fowl Sport and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.

Fowl Sport got so extremely angry, she beat her chest like a gorilla and roared like an animal, and she went at Lincoln again, but he responded in kind by putting that animal in an armlock, and he applied all his strength into it.

Fowl Sport: Okay, okay, I give, I give!

Lincoln let go of Fowl Sport, but not knowing when to give up, she ran at Lincoln again, only for him to fire waves of ladybugs and red fire at Fowl Sport which exploded with incredible power as they hit her, and she was knocked out, tied up, and sent to The Masters of Evil. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.

Lincoln: That'll teach you, you aggressive animal.

Twilight Sparkle: If she even had a castle, it would've stunk like a gym bag.

Lincoln: Yeah, and we would've needed gas masks to stay awake inside that castle, but she didn't have a castle, but either way, that's another hypothetical Akumatized Loud Sibling recruited into The Masters of Evil and only five more to go. (To Marie MacDougal) And it's so good to see you again, Marie MacDougal.

Marie MacDougal reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long purple hair with magenta streaks, purple eyes, she was tall at 6'11" in height, she has the body of a goddess, and ample breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful purple angel wings, she's dressed in a short-sleeved purple blouse, sleeveless purple top, purple skirt with the Magic Skylanders logo on it, black pants, purple knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with magic, sparkles, elemental forces, dragons, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Spyro and on top is the symbol of The Magic Skylanders, and holstered on her back is a massive Spyro-themed greatsword with embedded magenta gems and Spyro etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged purple blade, large purple dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces embedded on both sides of the hilt with magenta gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large white angel heads and large red gem on the bottom of the large white angel heads for the pommel.

Marie MacDougal: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time, and it's good to see you again, Spyro.

Spyro: You too, Marie.

Lincoln went up to Marie MacDougal and he hugged her, and Marie MacDougal is is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and they also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Marie MacDougal: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old 7'9" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot in height, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Nico: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nico, this is Marie MacDougal, Gene-Slammer of Spyro, she's my Guardian Angel and Master of The Element of Magic, and we're also in for a huge surprise, Marie MacDougal's among the first humans who were actually born in The Skylands and grew up there under the guidance of Master Eon and the Skylanders.

May: Just like what you told us yesterday, that's really awesome!

Qin: It sure is.

Lincoln: And as she grew, Marie discovered that she's a master of the Element of Magic, one of the Ten Elements of The Skylands, and she trained a lot under the tutelage of Master Eon and the Magic Skylanders and she proved to be quite the master of magic and elemental forces. She had left The Skylands and moved to Royal Woods, Michigan, and this is way before Kaos, The Dark Portal Master, had launched his hostile takeover of The Skylands. Marie and the others really hated that world-conquering warlord, and Marie formed and became the leader of a very massive and very powerful coalition called The Skylanders Liberation Coalition, a coalition formed for the one purpose: to free The Skylands and make Kaos pay for all his crimes against Skylands and against all The Skylanders.

Nico: That's really powerful.

Me: Yeah, and I remembered her all too well. And after we freed The Skylands from Kaos and The Skylands merged with our world, The Skylanders Liberation Coalition had become part of The Earth-Skylands Federation. Plus, we also saw that she fell in love with Lincoln when they first met, and she really trained him intensely on how to use the element of Magic, and she also had the additional help of Spyro and the other Magic Skylanders, who really helped Lincoln in advancing his training in mastering the element of Magic, and over time, he really proved to be a master and at the same level as Marie MacDougal.

Luna: It was so awesome, and though she hates Kaos with a blazing passion for all his crimes against Skylands, there's one person Marie hates with a passion ever since she came to Royal Woods: and that person is Lori, and Marie has more than once used her skills in Magic to put Lori in her place and caused a ton of magic mischief on that bossy, out-of-control, immature control freak witch, but the one thing I could never forget was how she told her off.

Eli: What did she say to Lori?

Crash Bandicoot: I can fill that in, Marie MacDougal said Lori's a control freak, that she's as cuddly as a gargoyle, and even worse, she also said that Lori has the fashion sense of a druid!

Everyone who wasn't with us on that day gasped in shock!

Nico: She said all that to Lori?! WHEW, oh man, she must've set off big time when she said it.

Me: She did, and that really set Lori off, and right before she could kill her, Lincoln saved her by firing a blast of magic at Lori freezing her, and Marie went over to Lincoln and they kissed on the lips and right in front of Lori, who was left steaming with rage and wanting revenge, but Lori got busted by her parents who saw what she tried to do and she also got grounded big time.

Twilight Sparkle: And it's really incredible to meet you.

Marie MacDougal: You too, Princess Twilight.

Me: Twilight Sparkle's not only the Princess of The Magic of Friendship, but she's also the Princess of The Magic Skylanders, and she's also one of Lincoln's many future wives.

Marie MacDougal: I knew Lincoln would wind up getting a harem one day, and over time, that harem has grown completely.

Girl Jordan: And he's also a father of many children.

Marie MacDougal: Just like his Dad, and I've got a story on how Lincoln and I had a first date at Lake Huron, and it's after he saved me from Lori. (To Lincoln) Oh, Lincoln, there's something I also want to give you.

Lincoln: Let me guess, you want to give me your blood, right, Marie?

Marie MacDougal: How'd you guess what I was about to ask?

Lincoln's harem and Guardian Angels showed the bite marks that Lincoln left as he marked them.

Marie MacDougal: I knew it, you marked them and fed on their blood, along with acquiring their powers as well, I knew that was coming since you'd done that more than once when he got brutally injured by Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan more than once.

Lincoln went up to Marie MacDougal, and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Marie MacDougal: You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Marie MacDougal's neck with purple gems on the gold lightning bolts and magenta crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Marie MacDougal: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Marie MacDougal.

Marie MacDougal had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around them, and he leans down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the six girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, he immediately recognized them. The six girls are Ayano Yamada, Ichiru Mishima, Miya Goto, Momoka Fujimiya, Sayo Tomoe, and Yui Ooki from Keetai Girl.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Ayano Yamada, Ichiru Mishima, Miya Goto, Momoka Fujimiya, Sayo Tomoe, and Yui Ooki from Keetai Girl.

Nicole: Whoa, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Ayano Yamada: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Ayano Yamada and the other five girls saw who it was that saved them from Fowl Sport, the hypothetical Akumatized form of Lynn Loud, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'9" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscrossing straps and large circular chest plate with phoenix on it, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broader and muscular left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, search Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracelet and other bracelets merged with them, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers, he has ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense blue aura around him.

Ayano Yamada: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Lincoln made five clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Ayano Yamada: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Ayano Yamada, Ichiru Mishima, Miya Goto, Momoka Fujimiya, Sayo Tomoe, and Yui Ooki with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team was shocked to find out the villain we went after was Fowl Sport, the hypothetical Akumatized form of Lynn Loud.

But, when Lincoln showed what happened such as all of us giving Fowl Sport the beatdown of her life and Fowl Sport breaking her hand when she punched Lincoln on his eight-pack abs, and finally Lincoln putting her in a painful armlock, and she said she gives, but she faked it and ran at him, but he turns and he blasted her with red fire and ladybugs which knocked her out, tied her up, and sent her to The Masters of Evil's HQ, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him all over. Lincoln and Marie MacDougal have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.

Maria: Dang, you guys really laid quite the beatdown on Fowl Sport. Plus, Polly ascended even more and your Phoenixcalibur gained a serious upgrade and transformation when Darren's blood hit it.

Me: It sure did, and Fowl Sport didn't stand a chance against us nor against Lincoln.

Lincoln: That sore loser got her just desserts and we sent her to Vypra.

Polly Pain: She'll keep her in line.

Margo: After everything Dark Lynn's done to us in the past, Vypra's showing her no mercy at all.

Paula: And it felt good to get payback on Dark Lynn by beating Fowl Sport up, glad we got that out of our system.


After taking down Fowl Sport, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Marie MacDougal saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Marie MacDougal: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 17-year-old, 7'9" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out for many years. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Marie, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Marie MacDougal: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.

Marie MacDougal: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone.

Nico: Yep. So, Marie, what's the story on yours and Lincoln's first date at Lake Huron, and you said it was right after he saved you from Lori who was about to kill you after you told her off?

Marie MacDougal: Oh, you're going to love this.

Marie MacDougal pulled up the video as it played on the big screen, and we saw Marie MacDougal standing in between Lori and Lincoln was beside her, and Lori was steaming mad and her eyes were red with hatred.

Past Marie MacDougal: You've gone too far in trying to hurt your little brother just because he's not going to do any of your dumb bidding, but you know what, you've been asking for it for a long time, you've criticized your brother many times and you've shown absolutely no remorse for any of your insidious actions, and now, you're going to get some of my criticism. You're a control freak, you're as cuddly as a gargoyle, and you have the fashion sense of a druid!

We gasped at her harsh words.

Nico: Damn, now that was harsh!

Me: Varie and I still remembered those harsh words she said to Lori, and man, did they sting!

We continued watching the video, and then, we saw Lori's face turn boiling red and her mouth turn into fangs, and she went outright ballistic and charged at Marie MacDougal to kill her, but Lincoln fired a blast of magic at Lori, and it froze her in her place.

Past Marie MacDougal: Lincoln..., you saved me?

Past Lincoln: I wasn't going to let Lori kill you, Marie.

This made Marie MacDougal smile, and she went up to Lincoln and they kissed on the lips while Lori could watch seething with rage.

Past Rita: Kids, why don't you go out and have fun, I've got a few harsh words to say to my "mature" daughter.

Past Lincoln: Okay, Mom. Let's go for a swim at Lake Huron.

Lincoln and Marie grabbed some beach stuff and they went off to Lake Huron and leaving a frozen Lori to face her doom. Then, the scene transitioned to Lake Huron and Lincoln was wearing orange swim shorts and Marie was in a purple two-piece bikini, and they were swimming and having fun in Lake Huron, then, they shared a romantic kiss as the video ended.

Nico: Wow, now that's what I call an awesome date!

Me: It was really awesome, and as for Lori, she got grounded for nine weeks, and worse, she tried to force me and Varie to help her take revenge on Lincoln, and we told her these words: "Not a chance in Hell, Loud!", and we threw Lori in a cage and slammed the cage door behind her. Then, Lori lost it as she went batshit crazy screaming and shrieking like a banshee.

Eli: JEEZ!

Qin: Lori Loud, of all the idiotic immature bone-headed things you've ever done because of your Dark Side, trying to force J.D. and Varie to help you take revenge on Lincoln for something that's your fault, that is by far the lowest! I ought to swat your behind with a paddle until you have a bad case of Baboon Butt!

Nico: Now, now, Qin, we saw that J.D. and Varie refused to do so, and what they did in throwing Lori in a cage and closing it proves their love for Lincoln can never be messed with.

Luna: And seeing her go crazy like that, she made a really big mistake, dude.

We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Pink Pearl, Yellow Pearl, Blue Pearl, DC SHG Star Sapphire, Rose Wilson A.K.A. Ravager, Gusty the Great, and Aligned Slipstrike / Slipstream are heading to Seaside Hill.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'9", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Pink Pearl, Yellow Pearl, Blue Pearl, Star Sapphire, Rose Wilson A.K.A. Ravager, Gusty the Great, and Aligned Slipstrike / Slipstream were dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Pink Pearl, Yellow Pearl, Blue Pearl, DC SHG Star Sapphire, Rose Wilson A.K.A. Ravager, Gusty the Great, and Aligned Slipstrike / Slipstream fell in with Lincoln, and he also fell in love with them as well, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln killed them all and sucked out their blood, which made Flip go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at him and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of that mutant, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that Arleth Presley has sent some thugs to kill them.

Anan Kurose: Whoa, so our first date's here in Seaside Hill, nice.

Lincoln: I knew that you, Yellow Pearl, Blue Pearl, Star Sapphire, Rose Wilson A.K.A. Ravager, Gusty the Great, and Aligned Slipstrike / Slipstream would love it, Pink Pearl, and it's perfect for our first date, but we also got trouble: Arleth Presley has sent some thugs after us as well. Shall we?

Lincoln, Pink Pearl, Yellow Pearl, Blue Pearl, Star Sapphire, Rose Wilson A.K.A. Ravager, Gusty the Great, and Aligned Slipstrike / Slipstream dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, then they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Pink Pearl, Yellow Pearl, Blue Pearl, Star Sapphire, Rose Wilson A.K.A. Ravager, Gusty the Great, and Aligned Slipstrike / Slipstream got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, but then, they saw Arleth Presley's hired thugs coming after them, but Lincoln fired blasts of blood red energy which hit them and he sucked out all their blood and energy and killed them and sent them to The Black Gates forever.

Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Pink Pearl, Yellow Pearl, Blue Pearl, DC SHG Star Sapphire, Rose Wilson A.K.A. Ravager, Gusty the Great, and Aligned Slipstrike / Slipstream, and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Pink Pearl, Yellow Pearl, Blue Pearl, Star Sapphire, Rose Wilson A.K.A. Ravager, Gusty the Great, and Aligned Slipstrike / Slipstream placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, then they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive muscular body, and eight-pack abs.

Lily the Mermaid: (Snickers) Looks like someone's enjoyed their beach date at Seaside Hill, eh, Linky?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!

Suddenly, seven Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Pink Pearl, Yellow Pearl, Blue Pearl, DC SHG Star Sapphire, Rose Wilson A.K.A. Ravager, Gusty the Great, and Aligned Slipstrike / Slipstream with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Pink Pearl, Yellow Pearl, Blue Pearl, DC SHG Star Sapphire, Rose Wilson A.K.A. Ravager, Gusty the Great, and Aligned Slipstrike / Slipstream are now in your harem.

Jenna: Flip has got some nerve trying to kill them, that cheapskate's just making things much worse for himself.

Serena Logan: Even after all this time, Flip's still the same mutant cheapskate he's always been.

Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with Arleth Presley's hired thugs, but I killed them all, and she should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!

Suddenly, we heard Arleth Presley scream with extreme hatred and rage.

Maria: Yeah, up yours, you monster bitch!

Carmen: Sheesh, those monster bitches just don't even know when to quit.

Nico: Serves her right, but she'll get hers later on today.

Me: They sure will, those monster bitches have gotten on our nerves five years ago, and now, they're going to pay dearly for everything they've done.

Lincoln: You got that right.


Later it was time for Julie's 3rd mission.

William: Anyone else want to go with Julie? Besides Sonic and Turbo?

Me: How about Sakura my sister comes with?

Nico: Okay. Anyone else?

No one answered.

Nico: All right lets go.

We were off to Ringworld.


We arrived.

Sarge: Hey guys!

Me: Hey everyone.

Julie: Guys, meet Sonic the Hedgehog and Turbo.

Sonic: Awesome to meet you. Sonic the Hedgehog, leader of the Anti-Robotnik Freedom Fighters.

Turbo: I'm Turbo the Fastest snail in the world.

Sakura Knudson: And I'm Sakura Knudson, J.D.'s twin sister.

Me: It's an awesome story.

Caroline: Awesome to meet you guys.

Sonic: Same here.

Julie: And this is my boyfriend Devon.

Devon: Awesome to meet you. Devon Daniels, Leader of the Beast Morpher rangers.

Sarge: Awesome to meet you too.

Carolina: Same here.

Me: Yep.

Donut: So, 3 speed guys this time. I like it!

Me: Yep. 6 actually. Devon, Zipp and me got put into that category.

Nico: Yep.

Zipp Storm: It's true and I am a fast one.

Devon: I can only use my powers when I'm morphed.

Nico: It's true.

Julie: But it's awesome.

Grif: Now, before we go into the target for today, we need to solve an important mystery.

Nico: What's that?

Grif: I ordered a large pizza yesterday. When I woke up this morning, it was gone! Meaning someone who lives on this base ate it!

Church: Grif, I don't think this is the time-

Grif: OF COURSE IT IS! YOU DON'T MESS WITH A MAN'S PIZZA! Now, who did it?!

Sakura Knudson: He sure likes pizza doesn't he?

Me: Yes he does.

Eli: Can't eat enough of it.

Sonic: Just like how I love chili dogs so much.

Devon: That's funny.

Grif: (to Us) It obviously wasn't any of you guys since you just arrived here.

Me: No it wasn't.

Eli: Lets see.

He concentrated.

Eli: AHA! Donut ate the pizza.

We saw Donut had some pizza sauce on his armor

Donut: I forgot to wash that off!

BUSTED!

Nico: Uh oh.

Grif: YOU THIEF!

Donut: I'm sorry, Grif! The pizza was so good that I just wanted a bite!

Grif then pulverized Donut all over the place in a brutal fight cloud!

Sarge: STOP THIS SOLDIERS!

Eli: I got this!

Eli went and grabbed them.

Eli: Pardon me guys but I must discipline the nannygoats!

BLANG!

He bashed their heads together!

Donut and Grif: OUCH!

Me: All this over pizza?

Grif: You know what, Donut? Apology accepted.

Donut: Really?

Grif: Yes.

Me: Good.

Sarge: Anyway, our target today is South Dakota.

Grif: You guys are not going to like her.

We were told all about her.


Freelancer Agent South Dakota, often referred to as simply South, is an agent in the Special Operation's program Project Freelancer, as well as the Special Operations Recovery Unit, with her call sign being Recovery Two. She serves as the hidden secondary antagonist in Recovery One, a minor antagonist in Reconstruction and a main character turned antagonist in the Project Freelancer Saga.

South and her twin brother, North Dakota, were part of an experiment to see how one agent who did not receive an A.I. would react.

She was voiced by Shana Merlin.

North and South were both part of a superfluous experiment to study what would happen if one agent received an A.I. while the other did not. Being that they were twins, they were the ideal subjects for said experiment. In addition, with being both siblings and participating in a specific experiment, it is most likely they were assigned their respective code names to colloquially refer to them and the experiment as "the Dakotas." The result of the experiment was South betraying her brother, allowing The Meta to kill him, due to her jealousy of his A.I. South later regrets her action as she wonders how she'll be able to continue on without him. She is often shown in the series as being a smart aleck, jealous, and traitorous.

During their early time at Project Freelancer, South and North Dakota are sent to the Bjørndal Cryogenics Research Facility to recover a data file from the Insurrectionists. South goes in to recover the file while North provides reconnaissance. South skillfully infiltrates the command center and recovers the needed file; but things go awry, however, when the body of a dead guard accidentally hits an alarm, alerting the entire facility of North and South's presence. As a result, South and North make their way to the helipad for extraction, killing anybody that gets in their way. However, once they reach the helipad, they find they are surrounded by Insurrectionists.

Surrounded, Freelancer Carolina, who was sent to their aid, revealed herself and aided South and North in dispatching all the guards. While fighting, the Demo Man grabs a turret attempts to shoot South, but North intercepts and gets injured instead. At that moment, the three are extracted from the area by a pelican waiting for them. With the data file successfully captured, the Freelancers escape the facility. However, as they flee, several enemy Longswords pursue them in an attempt to prevent their escape. As the ship dodges incoming attacks, South is constantly knocked against the walls of the ship, and is knocked unconscious.

As North was temporarily recovered, he strapped her into a seat, before leaving to fend off the Longswords. The pelican managed to destroy the two Longswords with help from a Project Freelancer frigate, the Mother of Invention, which opens up its landing bay for the pelican to land. Later, all three soldiers are briefed on what the data chip contained. Afterwards, the Director orders the Counselor to update the board, putting South in 5th place and North in 4th. Enraged by this change, South demanded to know why the change was necessary, to which the Director claimed that one of the mission objectives involved stealth, something that South failed to execute.

South was seen watching a battle between Wyoming, York, and Maine, against Tex, where she corrects Wash on Tex's gender after the latter assumes Tex to be a male. She then made a comment about Tex rivaling Carolina for top Freelancer, causing Carolina to insult her, telling her to watch the fight as she may learn something. Later, she is yelled at by the Director, along with everyone else who was watching. South, due to the results of her previous mission, was not allowed to accompany her brother on the mission for the Sarcophagus.

The Freelancers then fly through space and enter the main hangar of the spacecraft, eliminating every soldier they see. South works alongside her brother North to fight off the Insurrectionists. After the battle, South is ordered to access the "Leader's" location and then informs Carolina that the Leader is hiding out in Bone Valley. She leaves with the rest of the team, minus C.T., to go to their extraction so they can go to Bone Valley. While they are flying back, the Staff of Charon attacks the Mother of Intervention and, as it is leaving, leaves behind a nuclear device. South and the rest of the team make it aboard the Pelican safely before it detonates.

After the mission, she is seen along North, Washington and York meeting Theta, North's A.I., though she makes no effort to appear friendly to Theta. Later, she and the other Freelancers are seen learning A.I. theory, though she is visibly uninterested and questions why she needs to take part, as she has not been given an A.I. She is openly hostile and antagonistic throughout the class, making sarcastic and contemptuous remarks towards Carolina and Maine, and offending Theta and Delta by comparing them to household appliances.

Sometime later, South, along with Carolina, North Dakota, Washington, and York, was sent on a mission to the Longshore Shipyards to find C.T. When the Freelancers arrive, they immediately attack, with South taking cover from behind a Warthog with her brother North. With the help of Theta, the twins managed to eliminate a group of Insurrectionist snipers. South is later seen with North and Maine watching the Insurrectionist Leader's ship escape the Longshore Base.

After the mission, South was scheduled to receive either units Eta or Iota for A.I. implantation. However, because agent Carolina demanded for both A.I. units, South's scheduling, along with Washington's, was pushed back in order to implant the two A.I. into Carolina. This led to South having a temper tantrum in the locker room, where she punched Tex's locker in a bit of rage, breaking the name tag as well. South angrily leaves the locker room after a brief confrontation with Tex. Several days later, after Carolina's incident, Tex informs North that South has petitioned for one of Carolina's A.I., and then tells him to keep an eye on her.

When Wash recovers from his breakdown of Epsilon, South snaps at him for halting the A.I. procedures and informs him that Tex went rogue and attacked Wyoming. When North expresses his doubt over Tex actually doing this, South retorts that he's not sure. When Tex begins her assault against the Director's forces, South appears with a Missle Pod and attempts to kill Tex; but North intervenes. He eliminates her rockets with a pair of sniper rifles. Outraged, South retorts that Tex is a traitor and asks him what side he is on. North has Tex leave the room while he and his sister have a "little chat". The two siblings then begin to fire on each other.

After the break-in, South and North joined the Recovery team. While operating for the Recovery team, South and her brother ran into The Meta, who was hunting down other Freelancer agents to steal their A.I. and armor enhancements. The twins engage in a shootout against The Meta, but he is able to outmatch them, which leads South to betraying her brother. She turns her brother to The Meta in exchange for her own life and is knocked out and left behind by The Meta after he kills her brother. Agent Washington later finds her and her deceased brother and, after disposing of North's body, takes her with him in order to set up a trap for The Meta. Delta is implanted into South in order to attract The Meta, who takes the bait and attacks them.

Washington attempts to fight off The Meta and asks for South's assistance; however, since she'd already gotten what she wanted, South betrays Washington and shoots him in the back. She then lies to The Meta and tells him she put explosive charges on Washington in order to convince him to search through Wash's body while she flees. After her escape, South contacts Freelancer command and informs them that she has accomplished her mission by recovering Delta. However, when asked to return the A.I. to base, South refuses, claiming that since she has her own A.I. she no longer needs Project Freelancer. An arrest warrant is issued for South and she has officially gone rogue.

South's first appearance during the Recollections was at the end of Reconstruction Chapter 4, when Agent Washington is leaving the base that Church was stationed. South comes out of some rubble and watches Washington leave. Delta then appears beside South mentioning that if he and South were tracking Washington, someone else likely was as well. Soon afterward, The Meta attacks her. In Reconstruction Chapter 6, Washington, Church, and Caboose come to South's aid.

She originally intended to abandon Delta in order to save herself from The Meta, but as she is about to leave, two Mongooses carrying the three other soldiers come flying out of nowhere and cause The Meta to escape. Church uses Caboose's habit of friendly fire to stop South from escaping by telling Caboose to "help" her. This results in Caboose shooting South, causing her to collapse on the ground. After the fight, Wash and the Blues discover South Dakota was crippled by Caboose's friendly fire.

Following this, Washington transferred Delta into Caboose as Delta informed Washington of South's plan to abandon him to The Meta to save herself. Delta also revealed that South had also sacrificed her brother North in a similar fashion, and combined with her injuries and the likelihood of her betraying them, prompt him to suggest that they should not let her "hamper our progress." Washington then immediately points his pistol at South. South mockingly expresses doubt that Wash would kill a person in cold blood, only for Wash to shoot her in the head mid-sentence.

Following her death, Washington destroys her corpse by first blowing it up, then by shooting at it, then by using a flamethrower to incinerate whatever is left, then blowing her up again. He then he pins the blame on Caboose who, due to already being registered by Freelancer command as a team killer (them having a shortcut on their keyboard to report his team kills) is believed and gets away scot-free.


When he was done we were shocked!

Nico: She'll be another MOE recruit.

Me: Yeah after we rough her up.

Eli: Yep.

Nico: It will be fun.

Twilight Sparkle: And fun.

Nico: Where is she right now?

Sarge: In the mountains over there.

He pointed to the mountains.

Me: Over there huh?

Eli: I sense her.

Nico: This is gonna be fun.

Julie: Let's get over there.

We were off.

Me: Hope you're ready South Dakota.

Nico: Yeah.

Devon: Activate Beast Power!

He transformed!

Devon: UNLEASH THE BEAST!

Nico: Yeah!

We arrived and saw SOUTH DAKOTA!

Me: There she is.

We went at her.

South Dakota: The Reds and Blues. So nice to see you all again. And I see you got new friends.

Tex: That's right bitch! We did.

Me: And you are about to get a massive buttkicking!

South Dakota: You known who you're up against boy!

Me: I know exactly what I'm up against and let me tell you, I'm going to bash your brains out.

Tex: That's right you bitch! So you better surrender if you know what's good for you.

South Dakota: Think you're so fucking tough, don't you, Texas? Well, let me ask you something: who's the monster now, bitch?

Me: Not you that's for sure.

South Dakota: The Reds and Blues. So nice to see you all again. And I see you got new friends.

Tex: That's right bitch! We did.

Me: And you are about to get a massive buttkicking!

South Dakota: You known who you're up against boy!

Me: I know exactly what I'm up against and let me tell you, I'm going to bash your brains out.

Tex: That's right you bitch! So you better surrender if you know what's good for you.

South Dakota: Think you're so fucking tough, don't you, Texas? Well, let me ask you something: who's the monster now, bitch?

Me: Not you that's for sure.

Turbo: Time to do this!

South Dakota went silent for a minute before laughing.

South Dakota: (laughs) Oh, what's this? You guys sent a cute little snail. What's he gonna do? Slither all over me?!

Turbo: (gets out Savitar's Zecter) I'm no ordinary snail!

He zoomed really fast and activated Savitar's Zector and bashed and blasted her all over and smashed her down!

Me: Not a fan of escargot are you?

Sakura Knudson: How do you like this!?

She ran fast and kicked her in her chest and punched her in her face and kicked off her helmet!

Nico: YEAH!

Sakura kicked her in her stomach and punched her in her face and knocked her into a rock! South Dakota got up and she was pissed!

Sarge: Wow your sister is an awesome fighter.

Me: She learned a lot over the last 10 years since she was away.

Eli: Yep.

Sonic: (gets out Broodals' Zecter) My turn!

Sonic activated it and zoomed fast and slashed and bashed South Dakota all over.

Sakura Knudson: Take this!

She dealt a powerful roundhouse kick to South Dakota's face and knocked out some of her teeth.

Nico: (gets out Calamitous and Gizmo's Ridewatches) Time to get smart about this!

Nico activated them and fired waves of Futurecannon Laser Blasts and they hit South Dakota and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

She was blasted down!

Nico: YEAH!

Me: Nice shot!

Sonic: Now I'll show you!

Sonic gathered the Chaos Emeralds and became Super Sonic.

He was surging with intense power!

He ran fast and bashed her down with devastating force!

SMASH!

Me: NICE!

Eli: Yeah!

Grif fired at her.

He blasted her all over.

Nico: Time for some fire power!

He fired waves of fire and blasted her all over.

Me: UP OVER AND GONE!

ZOOM!

I ran fast and bashed her all over and left rainbow trails all over with each punch.

Tex punched her some more.

POW BLAM BLANG SMASH!

Tex: TAKE THAT BITCH!

BLAM SMASH BLAM!

Me: Take this!

I fired blasts of fire and blasted her all over.

Eli fired waves of Force Lightning and electrocuted her all over.

Then an Amoonguss came!

Nico: An Amoonguss!

Caboose: Look! A mushroom!

Amoonguss: (In a girls voice) I'm not just a mushroom!

Nico: Giselle Amorbus!? Wow!

Amoonguss: I got this clod!

She fired waves of energy and blasted her down and we tied her up.

She reverted back and she was a girl with red hair and had red clothes and she had a mushroom tattoo on her right arm.

Nico: Yeah!

Grif: Got any favorite memories of Nico?

Giselle Amorbus: When me and Nico made mushroom soup for a queen bee bitch we hate and she ended up releasing explosive diarrhea all over the classroom.

Me: (LAUGHS) That is funny!

Eli: Spiked it with heavy duty laxatives?

Giselle Amorbus: Yep. That was funny.

Grif: (LAUGHS) Funny.

They hugged.

Nico: I really missed you.

Giselle Amorbus: Me too Nico. Me too.

We later went back home.


We arrived.

May: Hey guys. How did it go?

Me: Really awesome!

We told everyone everything and it was awesome.

Lola: WHOA! That is cool!

Nico: Yeah!

May: Next time, TJ, Maggie Peyton, Herbie, and the rest of the Underground Girls should go with you.

Nico: Good idea.

Julie: Yeah!

Me: Yep.


Later we were at the park relaxing.

Me: Ahh. Sure is an awesome day.

Lupe Toucan: Sure is a beautiful day out, huh?

Me: You said it.

Qin: Yep.

Nico: Nothing can ruin this moment.

?: (ENRAGED SCREAMING) J.D. KNUDSON!

Nico: Or maybe not.

Me: Uh oh.

We got up and we saw a girl that had a red prison jumpsuit and she had brown hair and had eyes blazing red with intense fury!

Me: Donna Sells!

Donna Sells: YOU RUINED MY LIFE J.D.! I WILL KILL YOU IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!

Me: You just never learn do you.

Nico: You know her?

Me: Unfortunately yes and I wish I never did. Years ago she was a queen bee girl that hated me with a ruthless vengeance. She did everything she could to break me but it wasn't enough. She did so many despicable things to set me off and get back on top but I constantly was always 20 steps ahead of her. But the straw that broke the camels back was when I caught her picking on the disabled and I recorded it and sent it to the principal and posted it all over social media. The entire school saw it they were outraged and because of that they all turned against her in a heartbeat! The entire school saw what she really was and everyone told the principal that she was a selfish, manipulative, heartless, sociopathic, conniving, gold-digging shrew and a heartless bully. She was made an outcast for it in minutes and she was not only expelled but when her parents found out, they were shocked and horrified and they called her a Spawn of Satan. She was disowned and disinherited from their family's fortune and sent to juvie and then permanently sent to a boarding school in up in Alaska. Her father and her sister moved to Hawaii. They we so disgusted with Donna's behavior that they burned all her stuff and made her a forgotten memory.

Everyone gasped!

Donna Sells: I HATE YOU SO MUCH J.D! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF!

My aura flared up with explosive force!

Woody Woodpecker: Picking on disabled people is low!

Me: Yep. And now I'm going to do something I should have done 12 years ago!

Nico: You don't mean!?

Me: Yep. I'm going to kill her!

Sakura Knudson: I remember this bitch! Been a long time Donna!

Donna Sells: Sakura Knudson!? You're alive! I thought you were dead!

Sakura Knudson: So did everyone else! But I wasn't. And bro is right! Now we're going to rip you apart!

Eli: Yeah! You make me sick!

She went at me roaring at the top of her lungs and she had a dangerous looking knife in her hands and she was going to stab me! But then I kicked it out of her hands and kicked her in her face and smashed her down.

Blitzwing: You sure you can top what Nico did to Sapphire's dad earlier?

Nico: No I'm not going to do that. She was a kid back then.

Lincoln: So I'll do the next best thing.

Nico: Turn her into a gold statue.

Lincoln: Yep.

Blitzwing: Hey, I'm just saying that no death can top what you did to Sapphire's dad earlier.

Nico: True but J.D. said that it happened 12 years ago and it goes against our code to kill her.

Blitzwing: Good point.

Nico: How's Sapphire doing, by the way?

Varie: REALLY shaken up. The whole ordeal left her with extremely severe P.T.S.D.

Nico: Oh man.

Varie: Yeah. Nico you should have just given her so-called dad the Black Gates.

Nico: I should have.

Varie: Yeah.

Nico: But I WANT her dad to keep coming after us. That way, I can keep on making him suffer. I felt that my beatdown on him ended too quickly.

Varie: Good point.

I kicked Donna in her stomach and Sakura kicked her in the back of the head.

Dahlia used her Earth Magic and grew vines and they tied her to a cross.

Lincoln: Time for you to never see the light of day again.

Lincoln fired a beam of energy and it entombed her in gold! She was now a solid gold statue for all eternity!

Sky Lynx: Think we should've waited for the next Gene Slammer to show up?

Nico: Nah. Not worth it.

?: She wasn't worth my time anyway.

We saw an Escavalier.

Me: An Escavalier! Awesome!

Haru Salisbury: There's our Escavalier.

Nico: Madison Lancelot?

Escavalier: That's right. Awesome to see you again Nico.

She reverted back and was a girl with brown hair and had red eyes and blue clothes that are really beautiful.

Qin: Awesome to see you again Madison.

Madison Lancelot: You too Qin. Its been a long time.

Maria: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Me: I think we already know what it was.

Haru: Yeah we told you guys what happened yesterday.

Madison Lancelot: That's right and that is my favorite memory, bringing my fraudulent parents to justice.

Lola: That was awesome detective work.

Madison Lancelot: It sure was and I decided that I want to be part of the CIA too.

Nico: Wow! I would be more than happy to show you the ropes.

Haru: Same with me and my sisters.

Nico and Madison hugged.

Nico: I really missed you.

Madison Lancelot: Me too Nico. Me too.

Me: I just can't believe that your mother and father stole all that money! That is insane!

Madison Lancelot: I know. That was awful.

Lola: Yeah.

Nico: But at least your parents are in prison.

Me: Now it's time for our next mission.

Nico: You guys are in for a treat. Because Dr. Evil is coming with us on this mission.

Camille: That's nice. What's the occasion?

Me: Wait if I remember watching the Austin Powers movies it means that his son Scott Evil is causing trouble.

Nico: Bingo.

We went back to the estate and got ready.

Me: I got a club with a rusty nail in it with his name on it.

I had it ready.

The Previous Group came.

Crimson Dynamo: Can me, Killer Shrike, Wolf, Captain Boomerang, Shiva, Billy Numerous, Deker, Mummy, Diabolico, and Rowdyruff Boys go with you guys?

Boomer: And I hope Sapphire's doing okay now.

Varie: She's going to need a lot of intense therapy from Ino and all that. But she will be fine.

Nico: Also yes you guys can come with us.

Dr. Evil came.

Dr. Evil: I heard my son is back.

Qin: Yes he is.

Me: And I got a club ready to stab his butt.

Lola: Nice!

Lemon Zest: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: Alomomola and Galvantula next.

Qin: Cool!

Lola: Those are gonna be awesome.

Xenia: Yep.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire eyes and rainbow iris of his Third Eye glowed, and he had a vision and he saw who it was that we were going to confront: it was Scott Evil, the smart aleck love child of Dr. Evil and Frau Farbissina, the nephew of Austin Powers and the grandson of Nigel Powers, and that dimwit's causing trouble again. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Nico: Lincoln, what's wrong?

Lincoln: Nico, you remember when we first met Dr. Evil on your rescue?

Nico: Yeah?

Lincoln: Well, I had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to face today: it's Scott Evil, the smart aleck love child of Dr. Evil and Frau Farbissina, the nephew of Austin Powers and the grandson of Nigel Powers, and that dimwit's causing trouble again.

We gasped.

Me: Uh oh, That guy's a moderately intelligent young man with common sense, but Scott was resentful for his father being absent for so long and his father's comment that he wasn't "evil enough" on national television.

Nico: Yeah, I remember that all too well. Now, that dimwit's causing trouble again?! Looks like we'll need to give that guy what for, and send him to Dr. Evil who'll straighten him out, and I've got an idea on how to make sure Scott Evil behaves himself.

Lincoln suddenly puts his hand on Nico's shoulder, and then, his eyes glowed white.

Lincoln: Let me guess, you want me to put Scott Evil in a Containment Card and have him handed over to Dr. Evil, right?

Nico: (Gasps) You used Sunset Shimmer's powers to read my mind, didn't you?!

Lincoln: Yep, and I also have psychic and telekinetic powers as well.

Me: Forgot about that one. Anyways, we should join up with Austin Powers and get after Scott Evil.

Nico: Right.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was Arleth Presley of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, and she's heading here to kill Lincoln and get revenge. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, it's Arleth Presley of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, and she's heading here to kill me and get revenge.

Selene Arcangela: Should've known Brianna Greyson would send her next. But, if we know that bitch all too well, she'll also be bringing Angelique Sawyer, Isabella Morgana, Natalie Everett, Morgana Wesley, Melanie Landon, Megan Cooper, Kylie Carter, Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson with her.

Nicholette Torrington: Just like what happened when The Chernabog Sisters came after us last year.

Lincoln: That won't be a problem, I'll trap them in a force field.

Paula: While you and I deal with Arleth Presley and put an end to her for good, Lincoln.

Lincoln: But, we also got to watch it though, Arleth Presley will no doubt have her machine guns with her, along with the others.

Nico: Good thinking, if they broke out of jail, they're bound to have gotten access to high-powered machine guns they stole from the cops or got themselves from contacts outside. Alright, gang, let's go, we're going to meet up with Austin Powers and take down Scott Evil.

Lincoln: This is so going to be one awesome adventure and that we're also meeting Austin Powers, and once we get done taking down that smart aleck love child of Dr. Evil and Frau Farbissina, you're next, Arleth Presley.

Selene Arcangela: You better start praying for mercy, you remorseless bitch.

Selene Emperyous: Because, we will show you and the others none for everything you've done in the past.

Paula: No way are we forgiving you for any of your actions, Arleth Presley, you better be ready to pay the price for your foul misdeeds.

Me: Lets head to London.

Nico: You got it. Lets fly.

We were off! Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and we headed off to meet Austin Powers and take down Scott Evil, and after we got done taking down Scott Evil, then Lincoln and Paula are going to kill Arleth Presley of The Legion of The Lincoln Haters.


We arrived in London.

Wolf: Here we are.

Butch (to Dr. Evil): How do you think Austin Powers has been doing since you last saw him?

Dr. Evil: Good question there.

Me: You know Max who was on Total Drama wears the same style clothes as you Doctor.

Dr. Evil: That's what I heard.

Qin: Awesome.

Camie: What can you tell us about Scott Evil?

Me: You guys are not going to like him.

I went over his history.


Scott Powers, or better known as Scott Evil, is a major antagonist of the Austin Powers film series.

He is a major antagonist in Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery and Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me and the secondary antagonist of Austin Powers: Goldmember.

He is the son of Dr. Evil and Frau Farbissina, the nephew of Austin Powers and the grandson of Nigel Powers and was conceived in the 1960s when Dr. Evil took some of Powers' Mojo, although he was told as a child that he was artificially conceived in a laboratory.

He was portrayed by Seth Green, who also played Squint in Ice Age: The Great Egg-scapade.

Scott grew up in one of Dr. Evil's lairs while Dr. Evil was still frozen. Once Dr. Evil returned and learned that he had a son, he tried to bond with Scott, but Scott was resentful for his father being absent for so long and his father's comment that he wasn't "evil enough" on national television.

While Dr. Evil is an over-the-top villain with gratuitously elaborate schemes for world domination, Scott is a moderately intelligent young man with common sense. When learning of his father's evil schemes, Scott suggests ideas that are more straightforward and that would guarantee success (i.e. rather than slowly lowering the captured secret agent into a pool filled with mutated sea bass, why not just shoot him immediately with the gun you are pointing at him now?) Dr. Evil then dismisses Scott's ideas because, in his mind, Scott isn't evil enough to be taken seriously.

In the second film, Scott follows his father back through time and says that they may be able to work their differences out. Dr. Evil replies that his clone, Mini-Me is his heir now, as he was created in Dr. Evil's own image. Scott asserts that Mini-Me will probably try to kill him; both Dr. Evil and Mini-Me himself quickly agree ("He'll kill me the first chance he gets!" "Probably.") Later, Mini-Me draws a picture of Scott dying. Scott is angered and somewhat disturbed by the image but Dr. Evil refers to it as 'sweet' (although he does grimace as he hands the picture to Scott).

When Dr. Evil is released from prison in the third film, he returns to his Hollywood Lair to find a surprise. Scott has started to go bald, signifying that he is becoming more evil. He has also gotten a present for his father, a pit full of sharks with laser-beams on their heads (a reference to the first film in which Dr. Evil requested sharks "with frickin' lasers attatched to their heads" instead of the ill-tempered mutated sea bass procured by his henchmen). Scott quickly replaces Mini-Me at his father's side (causing Mini-Me to join Austin Powers.).

Also, when he helped his father dump Mr. Roboto into the shark tank to avoid having to pay a bonus, he seemed extremely exhilirated at Roboto's death to the point that even Dr. Evil was somewhat disturbed. At the end of the movie, however, Dr. Evil renounces his evil ways, enraging Scott, who takes over the criminal empire.

In the movie's final scene, Scott is dressed in black and is now completely bald. He says "I'm gonna get you, Austin Powers!" and mimics his father's evil laugh before dancing about the lair in the manner of the late Michael Jackson.


We gasped!

Nico: He's Austin Powers nephew but Dr. Evil's son.

Xenia: That is crazy!

Nico: Yep.

Frost Man: First, let's find Austin Powers.

Me: Okay.

We went and arrived at his house.

Me: Here we are.

Nico: Boy this is an awesome mansion.

Me: It sure is. Swank and stylish.

Xenia: Yep.

We went up to the mansion and then the door opened. Out came Austin Powers himself!

Austin Powers: Well well Team Loud Phoenix Storm!

Me: Austin Powers! Love to get down and funky dude!

Billy Numerous: Mind if we come in?

Austin Powers: Come on in everyone!

We went in.

Me: Nice place you have here.

Austin Powers: Thanks and it is home!

Luna: Rockin pad dude.

Me: Yeah!

Austin Powers: (sees Dr. Evil) Dr. Evil.

Dr. Evil: Austin Powers.

Me: UH OH.

There was a silence for a few minutes.

Android 17: Okay, are you two gonna say anything or-

They both laughed and hugged each other.

Austin Powers: How've you been?! I haven't seen you in about a year!

CLANG!

My jaw dropped!

Nico put it back.

Me: I was expecting them to try and kill each other. But I remember in the movies that Dr. Evil renounced his evil ways.

Nico: I know.

Austin Powers: Yeah, the two of us are cool now. It was a happy ending for everyone. Well, almost everyone.

Mummy: Yeah, we know who you're referring to.

Me: Yeah Scott Evil is back and he is out for revenge.

Qin: Yep.

Lola: But we're not going to kill him.

Me: We're going to lock him up in a containment card.

Xenia: Yeah we sure are.

Birdbrain: Oh, do you like Soul Bossa Nova by Quincy Jones?

Austin Powers: YEAH BABY!

Me: Rockin song! My dad loved lots of songs from the 1960s.

Austin Powers: He has great tastes.

Me: Yes he does.

Lola: Yeah!

Brick: Okay, dude. We need you to be honest. How bad is Scott right now?

Austin Powers: Admittingly, he hasn't gone insane. Which is a good thing. He's taken his dad's place as my archenemy. I always foil his plans. But he always rants that his dad abandoned him all those years ago.

Maria: Dr. Evil renouncing his evil ways doesn't count as abandoning him.

Me: His rants must really give you a headache.

Austin Powers: They sure do.

Xenia: We'll give him a massive rant.

Me: When he is put in a full body cast in a containment card.

Austin Powers: How DID you all meet Dr. Evil anyway?

Dreadwind: It was on one of Nico's rescues.

Me: Yeah it was really awesome.

Qin: Yeah.

Diabolico: You got any other friends that can help us?

Austin Powers: Just the ladies. (WHISTLES)

We saw all the ladies he knows appear!

Me: WHOA!

Xenia: Nice!

Me: Good afternoon ladies.

Ladies: Hello J.D.!

Weirdwolf: To answer your previous question, the rescue Nico met Dr. Evil was the day after Zarya's big mission.

Kaito: Involving me and my team.

Me: On a planet made of Pork Butts and Taters.

Qin: That was tasty and awesome.

Lola: Yeah.

Austin Powers: That is amazing. I think it's awesome you guys met him there.

Xenia: Yeah it was!

Deker: We're sorry it took us this long to meet you.

Austin Powers: No worries chaps. It's going to be awesome to have you help me.

Me: Yeah it is!

Nico: And we're going to kick some butt!

Laney: Big time!

Xenia: YEAH!

Pounce: What can you tell us about Scott's lair?

Dr. Evil: He lives in my old lair.

Me: That mountain with your face on it.

Dr. Evil: Yep.

Me: But we're going to give him a thrashing.

Austin Powers: This will be a good one!

Nico: Yep.

Shiva: After we take him down, you can have your lair back. It's only fair.

Dr. Evil: Good idea. I'll have that as a secondary base for the M.O.E.

Me: Good idea.

Qin: That will be cool.

Lola: It sure will.

Nico: Shall we head out?

Drag Strip turned into his Formula 1 race car mode and opened his door to Austin.

Drag Strip: Ever been in a Formula 1 race car before?

Austin Powers: Yeah I have baby!

Me: Yeah! Lets head out!

Nico: What he said!

Austin got in and we were off!

We saw the mountain.

Captain Boomerang: (Australian Accent) Is that it?

Me: That's it all right.

Nico: Yep. No mistake. Entrance time people!

Austin Power: YEAH BABY!

We went at the mountain.

Scott Evil was FUMING WITH RAGE! Then the spirits of the great spies and the cartoon comedy shenanigans appeared and they swirled around him and then they converged and then…

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted through the wall and a phoenix cry was heard and then we came in!

Me: Scott Evil! You are under arrest!

Nico: Yeah! Okay cueball we can do this the easy way or the hard way. Easy way: You come with us quietly.

Me: Or the hard way we kick your big ugly fucking ass! What's it going to be!?

Scott Evil: So, my traitorous father returns.

Rubberband Man: Oh, so just because he left his evil ways makes him a traitor now?

Me: People like him can change. But too bad we have to kick your butt!

Scott Evil: Bring it!

BLANG BAM KROW!

I hit him on his back and feet and leg with the club I brought!

Qin: TAKE THAT!

I kicked him in the face and smashed him into the floor!

Scott Evil: HE ABANDONED ME!

Killer Shrike: All he did was reform. He didn't abandon you. You just came to that decision yourself!

Me: Yeah! And he changed his ways. Unlike you…

Then I kicked him SQUARE IN THE CROTCH!

DING!

He screamed like a little girl!

Everyone covered their crotches and winced!

Nico: (WINCES) AY YI YI!

Then Xaldin, Cavalier, Chemistro, Count Vertigo, Overdrive, DC Enchantress, Tar Pit, Black Spider, Bronze Kneecap, and Ebon appeared.

Nico: Xaldin, Cavalier, Chemistro, Count Vertigo, Overdrive, DC Enchantress, Tar Pit, Black Spider, Bronze Kneecap, and Ebon.

Chemistro: (to Matau) I got a feeling that your missions are after Julie's.

Matau: I got that feeling too.

Xaldin: Good luck on them.

Cavalier: No telling what you're in for.

Matau: Thanks for the heads up.

Count Vertigo: (To Nico) We heard you went to Mobius.

Nico: We sure did.

Overdrive: You haven't been there often.

Me: I know we haven't been there in a while.

Qin: Yeah.

Hydrax came.

Me: Hydrax. (PURRS) Up for another love-making session in bed?

Hydrax: Oh you know I am hon.

Me: (ROMANTIC PURR)

EVERYONE LAUGHED!

Qin: (LAUGHS)

Bridge: If you wanted payback for me foiling your plan the first time, then you got it.

Hydrax: What do you mean?

Bridge: I could hear your love fest!

WE LAUGHED!

Me: (LAUGHS) Bridge that was just her thank you for destroying Gruumm.

Bridge: Oh.

Nico: Yeah.

We got the battles underway.


Beast Boy, Rapunzel, Dim, Slim, Francis, Gypsy, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Life Skylanders, Camille and Jarred VS Xaldin, Yost Whirlwind, Attacky Sack, Puffer (Yoshi's Island), Jellyfish (Mario), and Lunge Fish - Nico's rescue on Mobius


Xaldin was first.

Xaldin: (to Beast Boy) Nico's rescue was on Mobius. It's been a while since you guys were there.

Beast Boy: It was a while since we were there. But it was so awesome to see it.

Rapunzel: It sure was awesome hearing from Sonic though.

Dim: Yeah it sure was.

Slim: We all thought so as well.

Francis: Sonic and friends are doing really well too.

Gypsy: They sure are.

Fluttershy: It was good to see them again.

Tornado Bolt: Yeah it sure was.

Stealth Elf: And all of Mobius and everyone there are doing good now that Dr. Robotnik is not causing trouble.

Xaldin: That's good. Lets do it!

Beast Boy and team used fusions for Hermos and the Gladiator Beasts and their rider cards and they got new weapons and they fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and energy and smashed them down.


Luke Loud, Wendy Darling, Jane (Peter Pan 2), Peter Pan, Tinkerbell, Sprite of Spring (Fantasia 2000), Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Sugarcoat and Lemon Zest VS Cavalier, Yost Korvac, Universe 666 Boogeyman (Billy & Mandy), Universe 666 King Sombra, Universe 666 Maleficent 1959, and Universe 666 Captain Hook - Battling Another Dr. Ivo Robotnik, Another Chain Lightning, Another Florentine the Flurkey, Another McWolf (Tex Avery), Another Albedo and Another Calamitous


Cavalier was next.

Cavalier: (to Luke) Nico, Lisa's team, Calamitous' team, and the others did good Battling Another Dr. Ivo Robotnik, Another Chain Lightning, and Another Florentine the Flurkey. And Another McWolf (Tex Avery), Another Albedo and Another Calamitous as well.

Luke Loud: They sure did and it was really awesome. But hearing the dark story from the Thumpback Gene-slammer was horrible!

Wendy Darling: It was really awful!

Jane: Boy it sure was! Sapphire went through a horrible nightmare.

Peter Pan: And her father made her really suffer.

Tinkerbell: He was on Death Row in San Quentin and Nico ripped him apart.

Sprite of Spring: Yeah he completely dismembered him alive!

Rainbow Dash: Ripped him apart in a wood chipper.

Scootaloo: Yeah that was awesome! He had it coming.

Whirlwind: That is for sure!

Sugarcoat: That beast got it coming in a logical way.

Lemon Zest: That is for sure there.

Cavalier: I agree there. I hope Sapphire is doing okay. Shall we start?

Cavalier pulled out a white glove and slapped Luke across his face.

Luke Loud: I accept your challenge!

They clashed and then Luke and group used fusions for Hermos and the Goblin Monsters and their rider cards and they got new weapons and they fired waves of lightning, wind and rainbows and smashed them down.


Matau, Amanda Benson, Maya Nagoshima, Sailor Enchanted Dominion, Sailor Narnia, Sailor Traverse Town, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Tech Skylanders, Clown Man and Frost Man VS Chemistro, MOE Sinestro, Naja, Kyrosys, Chess Cookies, and Universe 666 Dark Mind Soul- Lincoln's Rescue


Chemistro was next.

Chemistro: (to Matau) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Athens. How was it?

Matau: It was awesome! And it was very fitting too because we were there to face Lynn's Hypothetical Akumatized villain form Fowl Sport.

Amanda Benson: Yeah it was awesome! She was a really sore loser! She was the very personification of a true loser who will win at any cost.

Maya Nagoshima: That was so awesome though and we faced her and took her down big time.

Sailor Enchanted Dominion: Yeah we sure did.

Sailor Narnia: It was amazing! But we really showed her who is boss!

Sailor Traverse Town. And in the very city where the Olympics came from which is really awesome.

Pinkie Pie: It sure was awesome and fun!

Maud Pie: (monotonously) We had a big battle too.

Sprocket: It sure was fun!

Chemistro: That was perfect for the city of Sports. Lets do it!

Matau and team used fusions for Hermos and the Scientist Monsters and their rider cards and they got awesome new blasters and they fired waves of energy, metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed them down.


Courtney, Froze, Gwen Lancelot XXXVII, Nicholette Tesla, Luna Spencer, Rachel Lilly, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Alucard (HELLSING) and Android 17 VS Count Vertigo, Wolfman (Gaggle of Galloping Ghosts), Blandy, Bat Imagin, 3 Multiviolas, and Wild Gigazelles


Count Vertigo was next.

Count Vertigo: (to Courtney) I heard you guys met a gene-slammer for Spyro on Lincoln's Side. What's her name?

Courtney: Her name is Maria MacDougal and she is a really powerful and awesome girl with magic and the powers of Spyro.

Froze: Boy she sure is and we're really amazed that Lincoln has Skylander Gene-slammers on his side as well.

Gwen Lancelot XXXVII: It sure is awesome.

Nicholette Tesla: We are all amazed by that.

Luna Spencer: And her story is awesome too.

Rachel Lilly: It sure is.

FLASHBACK

Nico: Yep. So, Marie, what's the story on yours and Lincoln's first date at Lake Huron, and you said it was right after he saved you from Lori who was about to kill you after you told her off?

Marie MacDougal: Oh, you're going to love this.

Marie MacDougal pulled up the video as it played on the big screen, and we saw Marie MacDougal standing in between Lori and Lincoln was beside her, and Lori was steaming mad and her eyes were red with hatred.

Past Marie MacDougal: You've gone too far in trying to hurt your little brother just because he's not going to do any of your dumb bidding, but you know what, you've been asking for it for a long time, you've criticized your brother many times and you've shown absolutely no remorse for any of your insidious actions, and now, you're going to get some of my criticism. You're a control freak, you're as cuddly as a gargoyle, and you have the fashion sense of a druid!

We gasped at her harsh words.

WHOA! THAT IS CRUEL!

Nico: Damn, now that was harsh!

Me: Varie and I still remembered those harsh words she said to Lori, and man, did they sting!

We continued watching the video, and then, we saw Lori's face turn boiling red and her mouth turn into fangs, and she went outright ballistic and charged at Marie MacDougal to kill her, but Lincoln fired a blast of magic at Lori, and it froze her in her place.

Past Marie MacDougal: Lincoln..., you saved me?

Past Lincoln: I wasn't going to let Lori kill you, Marie.

This made Marie MacDougal smile, and she went up to Lincoln and they kissed on the lips while Lori could watch seething with rage.

Past Rita: Kids, why don't you go out and have fun, I've got a few harsh words to say to my "mature" daughter.

Past Lincoln: Okay, Mom. Let's go for a swim at Lake Huron.

Lincoln and Marie grabbed some beach stuff and they went off to Lake Huron and leaving a frozen Lori to face her doom. Then, the scene transitioned to Lake Huron and Lincoln was wearing orange swim shorts and Marie was in a purple two-piece bikini, and they were swimming and having fun in Lake Huron, then, they shared a romantic kiss as the video ended.

Nico: Wow, now that's what I call an awesome date!

Me: It was really awesome, and as for Lori, she got grounded for nine weeks, and worse, she tried to force me and Varie to help her take revenge on Lincoln, and we told her these words: "Not a chance in Hell, Loud!", and we threw Lori in a cage and slammed the cage door behind her. Then, Lori lost it as she went batshit crazy screaming and shrieking like a banshee.

Eli: JEEZ!

Qin: Lori Loud, of all the idiotic immature bone-headed things you've ever done because of your Dark Side, trying to force J.D. and Varie to help you take revenge on Lincoln for something that's your fault, that is by far the lowest! I ought to swat your behind with a paddle until you have a bad case of Baboon Butt!

Nico: Now, now, Qin, we saw that J.D. and Varie refused to do so, and what they did in throwing Lori in a cage and closing it proves their love for Lincoln can never be messed with.

Luna: And seeing her go crazy like that, she made a really big mistake, dude.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Count Vertigo: That is horrible! Lori asking J.D. and Varie to get revenge on Lincoln!? Good thing they said no fucking way to that!

Starlight Glimmer: No kidding but that was so awesome the way Marie told Lori off like that!

Cozy Glow: That was so awesome and cool.

Hex: It sure was.

Count Vertigo: No kidding! Lori's dark side was a menace! Lets do it!

Courtney and group used fusions for Timaeus and the Shark Monsters and their rider cards and they got awesome new dragons and weapons and they fired waves of lightning, stars, magic, blood, bone and skulls and smashed them down down.


Andros, Mai Takatsukasa, Goro Sakurai, H.O.O.D., Camille Casterwill, Nathalia Gorgorio, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Birdbrain and Bristleback VS Overdrive (Marvel), Yost Living Laser, Chykka, Machine Gun Gamma, Hellhound, and Gammaizer Magnetic- Julie Carolina's 3rd Mission


Overdrive was next.

Overdrive: (to Andros) Julie Carolina's 3rd Mission involved facing South Dakota. And what vehicle can I use here?

Andros: Plenty of hovercrafts and planes. Also South Dakota put up an awesome and really amazing fight.

Mai Takatsukasa: She sure did and it was so awesome.

Goro Sakurai: She had no idea what she was up against.

Bird: It was really awesome and she was taken down easily.

Loona: We all were amazed too.

Parker: Yeah she messed with a badass guy like J.D.

Camille Casterwill: (British Accent) That was so awesome and fun.

Nathalia Gorgorio: We all were amazed by that too.

Twilight Sparkle: It was a really awesome battle and we had fun there.

Starshine Sparkle: It was so fun.

Spyro: Boy it sure was awesome.

Overdrive: Wow! That is awesome! Glad Julie's 3rd mission went well. Lets do it!

Andros and team used fusions for Hermos and the Gradius Monsters and their rider cards and they got awesome blasters and weapons and they fired waves of magic and energy and blasted them down.


Ilana, Ets, Juleka, Chloe, Ayla, Jessica, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Darkwing and Dreadwind VS Enchantress (DC), Lillith Aensland, Sloppy Joe, D.A.V.E., Teeny, and Scab Fairy - A Queen Bee girl I brought down out for revenge on me


Enchantress was next.

Enchantress: (to Ilana) A Queen Bee girl J.D. brought down was out for revenge on him. What was her name?

Ilana: Her name is Donna Sells and she was a queen bee girl that hated J.D. with a ruthless vengeance. She did everything she could to break him but it wasn't enough. She did so many despicable things to set J.D. off and get back on top but J.D. constantly was always 20 steps ahead of her. But the straw that broke the camels back was when J.D. caught her picking on the disabled and J.D. recorded it and sent it to the principal and posted it all over social media. The entire school saw it and turned against her! The entire school saw what she really was and everyone told the principal that she was a selfish, manipulative, heartless, sociopathic, conniving, gold-digging shrew and a bully. She was made an outcast for it in minutes and she was not only expelled but she was disowned and disinherited from their family's fortune and sent to juvie and then to a boarding school in Alaska. She broke out to get revenge and she vowed to kill J.D.

Enchantress: HOLY SHIT! She was really out to mount his head on a pike!

Ets: That is an understatement!

Enchantress: What happened to her father?

Juleka: He and her sister moved to Hawaii. They we so disgusted with Donna's behavior that they burned all her stuff and made her a forgotten memory.

Enchantress: Good riddance to that bad tramp.

Chloe: Exactly what J.D. said. Lincoln turned her into a solid gold statue.

Jessica: That was awesome.

Ayla: Yeah it sure was.

Rarity: That little monster got what was coming to her and she deserved it.

Sweetie Belle: That is for sure!

Gill Grunt: Too bad we couldn't give her the black gates.

Enchantress: Letting her suffer in prison is for the best. Lets do it!

Ilana and team used fusions for Hermos and the Gearfried Monsters and their rider cards and got awesome new weapons and they fired waves of energy, water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.


Onua, Smolder, Draco, Spotlight, Blackout, Bash, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Skullcruncher and Weirdwolf VS Tar Pit, Sir Toasty, Emerald Dragon, Mizugeiko, Elephanko, and Bashmaster the Unbreakable - Austin Powers is REALLY FUNNY


Tar Pit was next.

Tar Pit: (to Onua) Austin Powers is REALLY FUNNY. And he's badass!

Onua: He sure is! Everything he did always makes us laugh too and he is awesome as a spy and as a funny guy.

Smolder: He sure is funny.

Draco: I agree there and he is great.

Spotlight: He sure is awesome and really knows how to make people laugh.

Blackout: That is for sure.

Bash: For over 26 years he has been making people laugh.

Applejack: (LAUGHS) He sure has!

Apple Bloom: He sure is funny.

Flashwing: Yeah we're happy for that.

Tar Pit: That is for sure. Lets do it!

Onua and team used fusions for Hermos and the Elemental HERO Fusions and their rider cards and they got awesome weapons and they fired waves of energy, earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal, apples and elements and blasted them down.


Jenny Wakeman, Pyris, Ippei Akagi, Ember, Diamond Sam, Jelli, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Pounce and Wingspan VS Black Spider, Ghost of Elias Kingston, Mantis Deadman, Flame Queen, Pachinko Head, and Gold Monster - Austin Powers loves all the sexy hot girls


Black Spider was next.

Black Spider: (to Jenny) Austin Powers loves all the sexy hot girls. And he's famous.

Jenny Wakeman: He sure is and he is really funny as well.

Pyris: I agree there. And I love all his movies.

Ippei: They sure are.

Ember: I agree there. It's so awesome.

Diamond Sam: You got that right.

Jelli: All those movies are so funny.

Sunset Shimmer: They sure are so funny. Everything he did was awesome.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) I love Austin Powers. He is funny!

Sunburn: Been an iconic legend since 1997.

Black Spider: You got that right. Lets do it!

Jenny and team used fusions for Hermos and the Barrier Statues and their rider cards and got awesome new weapons and they fired waves of fire and energy and smashed them down.


Stella, Terrorsaur, Elyon Brown, Hal, Matilda, Sheila Eingana, Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Breakdown and Drag Strip VS Bronze Kneecap, Fracture, Terminator 1984, Owl Orphnoch, La-Doldo-Gu, and Evil Astro Man - Scott Evil is going down


Bronze Kneecap was next.

Bronze Kneecap; (to Stella) Scott Evil is going down. Time spent away from his dad hasn't done him any good.

Stella: No it hasn't in fact its only made him worse than ever.

Terrorsaur: What happened to him while he was spending time in prison shows how unstable he is.

Elyon Brown: Yeah his mind is totally gone.

Hal: It sure is and he will pay.

Matilda: He sure will. Big time.

Sheila Eingana: I agree there too.

Princess Celestia: He needs to be stopped no matter what.

Amber Morning: That is for sure.

Spotlight: I agree there.

Bronze Kneecap: I do too. Lets do it!

Stella and team uses fusions for Hermos and the Sun Monsters and their rider cards and they got new weapons and fired waves of light and energy and smashed them down.


Lily Loud, Nightshade, Sly Cooper, Bentley, Murray, Inspector Fox, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Rubberband Man and Inque VS Ebon, Marvel Nightshade, Thieftron, Shellshock, Gabatt Kababacci, and Roger the Potted Ghost - Scott Evil will pay


Ebon was next.

Ebon: (to Lily) I don't know what Scott Evil has been doing all these years. But he's gonna pay!

Lily: And he will pay for it big time in blood.

Nightshade: Indeed he will my good friend.

Sly Cooper: He needs to be brought down big time.

Bentley: No way are we going to let him get away with this.

Murray: I agree there! The Murray is ready to tear him apart and floss my teeth with his spine!

Inspector Fox: I am ready too!

Princess Luna: He will feel the wrath of the night!

Moondust: And it will be painful and dark.

Snowdrop: and it will be good.

Gari: You got that right! Mother and her children will bring the darkness to him.

Blackout: And it will be good.

Ebon: It sure will! Lets do it!

Lily and team used fusions for Hermos and the Shadow Monsters and their rider cards and they got new weapons and they fired waves of darkness and smashed them down.


SPD Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Blade Riders, J.D. Knudson, Varie, Camie, Good Cinder Fall, Celica, Zarya, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, Sonata Dusk, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Hydrax


Hydrax was next.

Hydrax: Austin Powers is one really funny guy.

Me: Boy he sure is. I think it's so funny how he captures the bad guys and does all sorts of funny gags too.

Camie: (LAUGHS) He is awesome.

Varie: (LAUGHS) He cracks me up every time.

Good Cinder Fall: I love all the missions he does.

Celica: Same here.

Zarya: They are so funny.

Adagio Dazzle: Yeah they are! All the girls are hot too.

Aria Blaze: They sure are.

Sonata Dusk: Just as hot as we are.

Hydrax: (LAUGHS) You got that right! Lets do it!

I teleported and opened her safe and in it was a bunch of familiars for Maria Tredwell, Kiara Kessler, Carla Carmine, Regina Goodwin, Rachel Goodwin, Ariana Sanchez, and Alessa Garcia.

Maria Tredwell: A female green Lizard Familiar named Sephira, she has the powers of darkness and green fire, and she can fire powerful blasts of darkness and green fire at enemies, and she can also unleash a curse on villains called Ccarayhua's Green Fire Dark Madness, it's a lethal curse that's only used on those who have a disregard for human life and have no qualms of taking it, and when that curse is unleashed, the Lizard Nazca Line will surround the victims, and then, when they see Earthbound Immortal Ccarayhua appear, their souls will be devoured by the Lizard Earthbound Immortal.

Kiara Kessler: A female blue Golem Familiar named Vanara, he has the powers of darkness and blue fire, and she can fire powerful blasts of darkness and blue fire at enemies, and she can also unleash a curse on villains called Ccapac Apu's Blue Fire Dark Madness, it's a lethal curse that's only used on those who have a disregard for human life and have no qualms of taking it, and when that curse is unleashed, the Giant Nazca Line will surround the victims, and then, when they see Earthbound Immortal Ccapac Apu appear, their souls will be devoured by the Giant Earthbound Immortal.

Carla Carmine: A female orange Hummingbird Familiar named Tiya, she has the powers of darkness and orange fire, and she can fire powerful blasts of darkness and orange fire at enemies, and she can also unleash a curse on villains called Aslla Piscu's Orange Fire Dark Madness, it's a lethal curse that's only used on those who have a disregard for human life and have no qualms of taking it, and when that curse is unleashed, the Hummingbird Nazca Line will surround the victims, and then, when they see Earthbound Immortal Aslla Piscu appear, their souls will be devoured by the Hummingbird Earthbound Immortal.

Regina Goodwin: A female red Spider Familiar named Pandora, she has the powers of darkness and red fire, and she can fire powerful blasts of darkness and red fire at enemies, and she can also unleash a curse on villains called Uru's Red Fire Dark Madness, it's a lethal curse that's only used on those who have a disregard for human life and have no qualms of taking it, and when that curse is unleashed, the Spider Nazca Line will surround the victims, and then, when they see Earthbound Immortal Uru appear, their souls will be devoured by the Spider Earthbound Immortal.

Rachel Goodwin: A female purple Condor Familiar named Andera, she has the powers of darkness and green fire, and she can fire powerful blasts of darkness and purple fire at enemies, and she can also unleash a curse on villains called Wiraqocha Rasca's Purple Fire Dark Madness, it's a lethal curse that's only used on those who have a disregard for human life and have no qualms of taking it, and when that curse is unleashed, the Condor Nazca Line will surround the victims, and then, when they see Earthbound Immortal Wiraqocha Rasca appear, their souls will be devoured by the Condor Earthbound Immortal.

Ariana Sanchez: A female indigo Whale Familiar named Marina, she has the powers of darkness and green fire, and she can fire powerful blasts of darkness and indigo fire at enemies, and she can also unleash a curse on villains called Chacu Challhua's Indigo Fire Dark Madness, it's a lethal curse that's only used on those who have a disregard for human life and have no qualms of taking it, and when that curse is unleashed, the Whale Nazca Line will surround the victims, and then, when they see Earthbound Immortal Chacu Challhua appear, their souls will be devoured by the Whale Earthbound Immortal.

And Alessa Garcia: A female yellow Monkey Familiar named Beatrice, she has the powers of darkness and green fire, and she can fire powerful blasts of darkness and yellow fire at enemies, and she can also unleash a curse on villains called Cusillu's Yellow Fire Dark Madness, it's a lethal curse that's only used on those who have a disregard for human life and have no qualms of taking it, and when that curse is unleashed, the Monkey Nazca Line will surround the victims, and then, when they see Earthbound Immortal Cusillu appear, their souls will be devoured by the Monkey Earthbound Immortal.

I teleported back with them.

SPD Rangers: READY! SPD EMERGENCY!

They transformed and were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SPD!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the SPD Rangers too!

Blade Riders: HENSHIN!

The Blade Riders transformed!

Me: Time for action! First this! SPD MORPHER JUDGEMENT MODE!

I pressed a button and a flash of light appeared and a timer came on.

Hydrax: I'm innocent of love.

15 seconds later the Red X came on!

Me: GUILTY! (LAUGHS) Oh love.

We laughed!

Me: Sorry about this Hydrax.

SPD Rangers: CANINE CANNON!

They summoned the cannnon.

Me: Fire!

We fired waves of energy and elements and blasted her all over!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

She exploded and was locked into a containment card.

I went over and picked it up.

Me: Sorry about that Hydrax. But you have failed this city.

I released her.

Hydrax: Thanks. Lets tear him apart.

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


We regrouped.

Troy: You need to learn to respect your father!

Tsukasa: The hard way!

Me: Or else it will come back to bite you in your ass! Big time!

Kamen Ride: FiveRed!

Kamen Ride: FiveBlue!

Kamen Ride: FiveBlack!

Kamen Ride: FiveYellow!

Kamen Ride: FivePink!

Tsukasa turned into the Red Fiveman and Daiki summoned clones of the Fiveman!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! STAR FORCE FIVE!

They turned into the FIVEMAN!

We were ready!

We went at him and punched and kicked and pulverized him all over!

Quadore and Nom Blasted and smashed Scott Evil all over.

Blitzwing, Sky Lynx, Lupe and Woody used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Woody and Lupe's powers, Blitzwing's Flamestrike and Sky Lynx's Fire Breath 100-fold.

Blitzwing and Lupe Toucan: TOUCAN FIRESTORM BLAST!

Sky Lynx and Woody Woodpecker: WOODPECKER SKY BURST!

Crabs of Doom and Killer Shrike: CRABS OF DOOM BLAST!

Star Wolf Fury and Wolf: STAR WOLF FURY BLAST!

Boomerangs of Technology and Captain Boomerang: BOOMERANG TECHNOLOGY BLAST!

Strength of Blood and Crimson Dynamo: STRENGTH OF BLOOD BLAST!

Spies of Fury and Shiva: SPIES OF FURY BLAST!

Clones of 10,000 Aliens and Billy Numerous: 10,000 ALIEN CLONE BARRAGE!

Remnant Master Power and Deker: REMNANT MASTER BLAST!

Scorpions of the Sting and Mummy: SCORPION MUMMY BLAST!

Music of Melody and Diabolico: MUSIC MELODY BLAST!

Firestorm of Fury and Rowdyruff Boys: FIRESTORM FURY BLAST!

Rainbow Dash, Storm Rainbow, Prism Bolt, Icy Storm, Overcast, Thunder Eagle-Hammer, Jessica Jumpstart, Air Turtle, Sharp Claws, Silverwing, Sky Blue, Lightning Dust, Scootaloo, Echo Five, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Tornado Bolt, Rumble, Magma Gloom, Spitfire, Vapor Trail, Sky Stinger, Angel Wings, Soarin, Night Glider, Wind Socks, Cloudkicker, Blossomforth, Thunderlane, Cloud Chaser, Daring Do, Derpy Hooves, Flash Magnus, Indigo Zap, Lightning Bolt, Lemon Zest, Lemon Tart, Sour Sweet, Split Face, Sunny Flare, Fire Light, Sugarcoat, Smartsweet, Frosty Orange, Velvet Sky, Smolder the Dragon, Air Skylanders and Françoise: LIGHTNING STRIKE OF LOYALTY BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and elements.

Austin Powers, Nico, Me, Eli, Lana, Lola, Rainbow Dash and Lily: SPY RETRIBUTION BLAST!

We fired a massive energy blast.

Lincolns: 60S MUSIC ELEMENT STYLE: SOUL BOSSA NOVA!

Entrapta: 60S MUSIC LIGHTNING STYLE: KING OF THE ROAD!

Perfuma: 60S MUSIC NATURE STYLE: WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD!

Frosta: 60S MUSIC ICE STYLE: IT'S NOT UNUSUAL!

Jessica Shannon: 60S MUSIC WEB STYLE: UNCHAINED MELODY!

Mai Shiranui: 60S MUSIC FIRE STYLE: STYLE: TO LOVE SOMEBODY!

Yuna Kamihara: 60S MUSIC WATER STYLE: SUSPICIOUS MINDS!

Toph: 60S MUSIC EARTH STYLE: UPTIGHT (EVERYTHING'S ALRIGHT)

Tatsumaki: 60S MUSIC WIND STYLE: BORN TO BE WILD!

They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said lines of music.

Lincoln and his harem: 60S MUSIC FINAL SMASH: 60S MUSIC RASENGAN BARRAGE!

They fired a massive barrage of Rasengans based on 60s music on Scott Evil but thankfully, Scott Evil wasn't killed, he just got really big boo boos.

Lincoln: Sorry, Scott, but you're not getting away that easily.

Lincoln fired an energy blast which hit Scott Evil and he was put into a straitjacket.

Scott Evil: What the?! Hey, let me out of here, I demand you let me out of here!

Nico: Ugh, man, this guy is a bad loser! Lincoln, please send him off to Dr. Evil before any of us want to give this guy a serious black eye.

Me: SPD MORPHER JUDGEMENT MODE!

I pressed the button and a flash of light came on and a timer came on. 15 seconds later a red X lit up.

Me: GUILTY! CONTAINMENT MODE!

I locked him in a Containment Card!

Scott Evil: What the?! Hey, let me out of here, I demand you let me out of here!

I went and picked it up and gave it to Dr. Evil.

Me: Here you go.

Dr. Evil: Thanks J.D.

Nico: Awesome job, guys, we took down Scott Evil.

Lincoln: Now, there's only one last thing to do and one more loose end to tie up: Arleth Presley.

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large search pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the ten coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the ten large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Lincoln: Oh great, I knew there's no mistaking that foul mouth from anywhere, you just don't know when to call it quits, do you, Arleth Presley.

We saw a girl with black hair, red eyes, and dressed in a black coat, white blouse, black pants, and black knee-high boots heading our way on a motorcycle, it was Arleth Presley of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, but we also saw Arleth Presley, Angelique Sawyer, Isabella Morgana, Natalie Everett, Morgana Wesley, Melanie Landon, Megan Cooper, Kylie Carter, Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson heading here as well.

Selene Arcangela: Oh great, that monster bitch's also got Angelique Sawyer, Isabella Morgana, Natalie Everett, Morgana Wesley, Melanie Landon, Megan Cooper, Kylie Carter, Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson with her.

Lincoln: If they think I'm going to take that lying down, they've got another thing coming.

Lincoln fired magnetic blasts at the motorcycles and destroyed them and that sent the Legion of The Lincoln Haters flying off the destroyed motorcycles, and when they got back up and saw Lincoln, they were now absolutely pissed off.

Arleth Presley: You ruined everything, Lincoln Loud! We had every last loser cowering in fear before us, but you...! YOU JUST HAD TO PLAY THE HERO AND RUIN OUR REIGN!

Brianna Grayson: And what you fucking did in killing our dads..., THAT WAS THE LAST STRAW THAT BROKE OUR FUCKING BACKS! KILL THEM ALL! LEAVE NONE OF THEM ALIVE!

But, before Angelique Sawyer, Isabella Morgana, Natalie Everett, Morgana Wesley, Melanie Landon, Megan Cooper, Kylie Carter, Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson could get after us, Lincoln trapped them in a rainbow energy field.

Alana Cameron: WHAT THE FUCK?! HE TRAPPED US INSIDE THIS AGAIN! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, LINCOLN!

Lincoln: Cry me a river!

Maria: You tell her, Lincoln! (Flips Middle Finger) And up yours, bitch!

Qin: They're just as, if not even worse, than Audrey Madison, and she was a heartless, sick, twisted, good-for-nothing, murderous slut!

Me: And they're still as stupid and murderous as ever.

Paula: But, this'll send a clear message that we're not letting them get away with any of their plans for revenge.

Suddenly, Paula's eyes turned neon pink and she was surrounded by a pink energy aura with lightning bolts, lightning sparks, stars, sports equipment, and phoenixes, and as she approached Arleth Presley, she left pink energy, lightning bolts, lightning sparks, stars, sports equipment, and phoenixes with every step.

Paula: I can't believe that you'd break out one day to get revenge on Lincoln for something that was entirely your fault, Arleth Presley, and the same goes with the rest of the monster bitches inside the energy field. You think that now that you and the rest of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters have broken free you can just waltz in here and try and kill Lincoln, we're not standing for it. You've already put the final nail in your coffin, and now, it's time for you to die.

Suddenly, Paula was surrounded by a massive vortex of pink energy with lightning bolts, lightning sparks, stars, and sports equipment surrounding it, there are phoenixes flying around the vortex and in the vortex is a blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at Arleth Presley: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Paula emerged, but she was changed forever.

Paula grew to 7'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has pink highlights in the bangs of her long blonde hair tied up in a ponytail, she has neon pink eyes and a pink energy aura with bolts of lightning, lightning sparks, stars, and phoenixes surrounding her, she has a phoenix and lightning bolt emblazoned on her forehead with Third Eye with pink iris, she has on phoenix earrings with pink gems for eyes and holding the Thunder and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has a phoenix with pink gems for eyes and holding the Thunder and Eternity Kanjis in the claws on the bottom of her pink phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with pink crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and pink gems embedded on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Paula has on a light pink buttoned shirt, light blue jean shorts, pink shoes, she has on large gold metal bands with pink gems on her biceps and thighs, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with bolts of lightning, lightning sparks, stars, and phoenixes on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix surrounded by lightning bolts and stars. Suddenly, Paula felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive blonde angel wings with pink tips on the feathers grew and sprouted out from her back, and she now has eleven massive and long blonde wolf tails with pink tips and pink markings, Paula has on her Ring of the Phoenix with purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Paula's newly forged greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of pink energy, bolts of lightning, lightning sparks, stars, and phoenixes, and when it emerged, it transformed into Paula Price's Athletic Lightning Cosmic Greatsword of Athletic Cosmic Lightning Phoenix Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded yellow gems and pink etchings and a phoenix etched on the 7'3" massive, wide, double-edged pink blade, large pink phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with pink gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large pink phoenix heads with pink gems in their mouths and a large pink phoenix head with a yellow gem in its mouth below the large phoenix heads for the pommel. Paula has on her new Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with pink gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left bracer, her new gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with pink gems for eyes and a large pink gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a pink kanji below the phoenix that said, "Paula Price, Best Friend of Lynn Loud, Margo Roberts, and Polly Pain, Member of The Gotham Royal York Sports Teams, Good Sportswoman and Talented Athlete, Despiser of Killjoy Huggins, Dark Chandler and His Minions, And The Rest of Lincoln's Enemies, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Archenemy of Electropede, Destroyer of Arleth Presley of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, and Master of Lightning, Stars, and Phoenixes"

ポーラ・プライス、リン・ラウド、マーゴ・ロバーツ、ポリー・ペインの親友、ゴッサム・ロイヤル・ヨーク・スポーツ・チームのメンバー、優れたスポーツウーマンで有能なアスリート、キルジョイ・ハギンズの軽蔑者、ダーク・チャンドラーと彼の手先、そしてリンカーンの敵の残り、愛するリンカーン・ラウドの将来の妻、エレクトロピードの大敵、リンカーン・ヘイターズ軍団のアーレス・プレスリーの駆逐艦、悪の駆逐艦と殺害者、混乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、マスター天界ゼルナガの怒り、黒門 のマスター、および 雷、星、および フェニックス のマスター

Paula Price has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA LIGHTNING COSMIC ATHLETIC ELECTRIC LIGHTING THUNDERSTORM PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE LIGHTNING COSMIC ATHLETIC ELECTRIC LIGHTING THUNDERSTORM PHOENIX JUSTICE AND DIVINE LIGHTNING COSMIC ATHLETIC ELECTRIC LIGHTING THUNDERSTORM PHOENIX LOVE!

We were amazed by Paula Price's Super Angel-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Arleth Presley saw it, she went fucking crazy and she got out her machine gun to fire at Paula, but Paula fired a barrage of pink energy blasts with lightning bolts, lightning sparks, sports equipment, stars, and phoenixes at Arleth Presley and it sent her flying into a tree back first, she got back up and she ran at Paula again with a knife she got out, but she disarmed Arleth Presley and dislocated her arm and sent her flying into another tree with a roundhouse kick, she got back up, but now, she was mega pissed off!

Nico: Whoa!

Margo: No way, that's so awesome!

Lynn: You got that right!

Me: Awesome, Paula's transformed into her Super Angel-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and she disarmed Arleth Presley and she sent her flying into a tree with a roundhouse kick.

Lincoln: Arleth Presley has been asking for this for a long time, and what better way to administer her final judgement than right in front of the other members of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters.

Paula: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Athletic Cosmic Electric Lightning Thunderstorm Phoenix Angel and Divine Athletic Cosmic Electric Lightning Thunderstorm Phoenix Love) You got that right. Now, let's rip her apart, Linky.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Hope, and he joined Paula.

Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You and the others have caused more than enough grief and trouble to everyone in Michigan for too long, Arleth Presley. We've made the right choice getting you all expelled and put in prison five years ago, but you know what, prison's too good for any of you. Now, we're going to fix that and do what should've been done to you years ago.

Paula and Lincoln went after Arleth Presley who went extremely ballistic and continued firing at them, but they dodged the bullets, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, pink energy, fireworks, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Arleth Presley and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her, and they attacked her with their massive greatswords leaving scars on her, and Lincoln left many more with his claws and he and Paula attacked her with punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they were really, really, really pissing off her off now and driving her even more ballistic.

Just then, Arleth Presley got out a second machine gun, but Lincoln put up a rainbow energy shield around him, Paula, and all of us, and she started shooting like crazy and also laughing like a deranged bitch, but the bullets were getting bounced off the energy shield. Suddenly, the machine guns ran out of bullets and Arleth Presley's deranged laughter died down and she was really fucked now.

Me: Hah! You're out of bullets, bitch, and you know what that means!

Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) (Smirks) You're shit out of luck!

Lincoln grabbed Arleth Presley by the neck and he tossed her into the air, and Lincoln and Paula fired a powerful barrage of energy balls with lightning bolts, stars, quintessence, elemental forces, and mythological animals, and as they hit Arleth Presley, they exploded with incredible power and she was killed in the explosions, and that angered the rest of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters. Then, Arleth Presley's spirit appeared, and she was still incensed with anger and fury.

Arleth Presley: You think you've won?! I'LL RETURN ONE DAY AND KILL YOU ALL!

Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) No, you're done and this time forever, Arleth Presley.

Lincoln summoned the spirits of Arleth Presley's victims from the past who seized her, and then, he drew the Judgement Kanji on her forehead, and as predicted, she was found guilty for her crimes, and she was fading away from existence.

Arleth Presley: NO! NO! DAMN YOU, LINCOLN LOUD, DAMN YOU ALL, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM! DAMN YOU ALL TO (FADES AWAY)

We cheered wildly as Paula and Lincoln holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Paula's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, and eleven massive and long blonde wolf tails, and massive blonde angel wings are permanent.

Then, the rainbow energy field Lincoln put up to keep Angelique Sawyer, Isabella Morgana, Natalie Everett, Morgana Wesley, Melanie Landon, Megan Cooper, Kylie Carter, Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson inside went down, and they ran up to the dead remains of Arleth Presley. Then, they looked at Lincoln and they were absolutely really seething with rage!

Brianna Greyson: You're going to pay for this, Lincoln Loud! YOU FREAK! KILL HIM! KILL THE FUCKER!

Suddenly, the sound of police sirens were heard, and being the criminals they were, they knew they were in huge trouble!

Brianna Greyson: This isn't over, Lincoln Loud!

Then, Angelique Sawyer, Isabella Morgana, Natalie Everett, Morgana Wesley, Melanie Landon, Megan Cooper, Kylie Carter, Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson ran off, but not before they gave us the finger, and me and Nico retaliated by giving them the finger and it drove them mad as they ran off.

Nico: Yeah, up yours too, bitch!

Paula: We've taken one down so far, and now, we got sixteen more to go. Thanks for helping me destroy Arleth Presley, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Paula.

Suddenly, Paula wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Paula's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, and Angel flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and lightning bolts crashing behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Paula absorbed the lightning bolts and they came back to us as the display vanished.

Nico: Whoa, now that's what I call a dose of electric athlete justice. Lincoln, Paula, you two did really awesome in teaching that monster bitch, Arleth Presley, a lesson and pissing off the rest of those monster bitches.

Lincoln: Thanks, Nico, but this is only the beginning of The War Against The Legion.

Me: You said it.

Lincoln: And for tomorrow, the next member of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters that's going to show her face is Angelique Sawyer, which means you and I are up next to face her, Nikki.

Nikki: Yes, we'll make her pay for all of her crimes in full.

Lincoln: But we've also got to keep an eye out, The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters are bound to send hired thugs after us.

Nico: We'll be ready for them since we've been dealing with hired thugs hired by our resident jerks to kill us, which always end with you killing them by sucking out their blood and pissing Flip and the other jerks off.

Suddenly, the symbol of the Fire Element on Crash Bandicoot's Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal Skylanders Bravery began glowing.

Crash Bandicoot: I think we may have gotten a clue as to who we're meeting tomorrow on Lincoln's rescue.

Lincoln: Now, next is a Gene-Slammer for Sunburn, The Phoenix Dragon Skylander.

Selene Arcangela: And thanks to the glowing Fire Element Symbol on Crash Bandicoot's Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal Skylanders Bravery, it's indeed for one of the Fire Skylanders, and there's one Fire Skylanders Gene-Slammer on your side who we are meeting tomorrow on your rescue, Lincoln: Elizabeth Dracona Adalinda, Gene-Slammer of Sunburn.

Nico: Whoa!

Selene Arcangela: Elizabeth Dracona Adalinda is Lincoln's Guardian Angel and The Master of The Element of Fire, and among the first humans who were actually born in The Skylands and grew up there under the guidance of Master Eon and the Skylanders.

Nico: Just like with Marie MacDougal.

Selene Arcangela: Yep, and as Elizabeth grew, she'd discovered that she's a master of the Element of Fire, one of the Ten Elements of The Skylands, and she trained a lot under the tutelage of Master Eon and the Fire Skylanders and she proved to be quite the master of fire. She left The Skylands and she moved to Royal Woods, Michigan, and this is way before Kaos, The Dark Portal Master, had launched his hostile takeover of The Skylands. Elizabeth really hated that world-conquering warlord, and when Marie formed The Skylanders Liberation Coalition, Elizabeth became one of the members and she had sworn to make Kaos pay for all his crimes against Skylands and against all The Skylanders.

Melanie Aranyani: After you guys freed The Skylands from Kaos and The Skylands merged with our world, The Skylanders Liberation Coalition had become part of The Earth-Skylands Federation. Plus, we also saw she fell in love with Lincoln when they first met, and she really trained him intensely on how to use the element of Fire, and she also had the additional help of Sunburn and the other Fire Skylanders, who really helped Lincoln in advancing his training in mastering the element of Fire, and over time, he really proved to be a master and at the same level as Elizabeth Dracona Adalinda.

Me: Hey, now I remember her all too well, she went missing long ago, and now I know why she went missing, she was Gene-Slammed by Team Rocket.

Lincoln: Yep.

Selene Arcangela: And although Elizabeth hates Kaos with a blazing passion for all his crimes against Skylands, there's only one person that Elizabeth hates with a passion ever since she came to Royal Woods: that person is Lola, and Elizabeth has more than once used her skills in Fire to put Lola in her place and cause trouble on that rampaging pink-wearing blackmailing pageant demon, and she even told her off saying that Lola's a powerhungry, violent, easily angered, sociopathic control freak, that she's as cuddly as a porcupine, and even worse, Elizabeth also said that Lola's dress is tacky!

Nico's jaw dropped to the ground.

CLANG!

Nico: She called her all that?! Man, was she playing with fire, doesn't she know what'll happen Lola gets mad

Lincoln: She does, and when she said that to her, that really set Lola off, and before she could kill her, I saved Elizabeth by firing a blast of fire at Lola and trapped her in a fire orb, and Elizabeth went over and we kissed on the lips and right in front of Lola, who was left steaming with rage and wanting revenge, but Lola got busted by Mom and Dad who saw what she tried to do and she also got grounded big time.

Eli: Oh, we're so in for hearing this story tomorrow. Plus, we'll be taking down the next hypothetical Akumatized Loud Sibling.

Lincoln: Book Butterfly, the hypothetical Akumatized form of Laney. We better be ready for her, she's going to be a tough one to crack since she's the level-headed one.

Nico: We will, Lincoln, but you'll find some way to make her crack.

Me: We have many ways to lure Book Butterfly out since she's the hypothetical Akumatized form of Laney.

Lincoln: That's right.

DC Enchantress: (to Dr. Evil) Was it like old times?

Dr. Evil: It was.

Tar Pit: Good.

Me: That was so awesome!

Black Spider: We're sorry your son turned out this way.

Bronze Kneecap: But there's always hope for him.

Dr. Evil: Yes there is.

Ebon: Now, let's celebrate at Austin's place!

Me: Yeah!

Nico: Great job today everyone! This was a mission worthy of the awesome sixties!

Lola: YEAH!

Eli: (To the viewers) Hope you loved this awesome funny spy mission and we all did have fun on it.

Me: OH YEAH!

We went back to Austin's place and had a great party and then we went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome fanfic done.

AUSTIN POWERS WAS AWESOME! Love Mike Myers and how he made us laugh like him. An iconic classic from 1997.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.

For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Tahu, Yakumo Kurama, Leanbow, Knuckles the Echidna, Shizuka Nekonome and Min Min along with P'andor, Yost Crimson Dynamo, X-Ray, X-Squad Universe Pyron, Dennis and the Reign of Fire Dragons And we're going to a planet made entirely out of Cotton Candy and we're going to be in for a sweet experience. Also we're going to face Another Elephant Undead, Another Lion Undead, Another Scarab Undead, Another Plant Undead, Another Giraffa Undead, Another Wolf Undead, Another Quadra Org, Another Moltor, Another Moltar, Another Yost Crimson Dynamo and Another P'andor. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Galvantula named Naomi Raijin and she is the Avatar of the God of Thunder in Japanese Myth and she is a powerful master of lightning.

the next match-up in The War Against The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters is Nikki and Lincoln VS. Angelique Sawyer

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, we're heading to the lush jungles of Guatemala near the Mayan Ruins, and we're going to face, take down, and recruit the next hypothetical Akumatized Loud Sibling, Book Butterfly, the hypothetical Akumatized form of Laney Loud, she's the level-headed of the hypothetical Akumatized Loud Sisters, but she also has to break up their fights. And we're going to meet the next Skylanders Gene-Slammer, her name is Elizabeth Dracona Adalinda, Gene-Slammer of Sunburn, The Phoenix Dragon Skylander, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and Master of The Element of Fire, and she's also among the first humans who were actually born in The Skylands and grew up there under the guidance of Master Eon and the Skylanders. As she grew, she discovered that she's a master of The Element of Fire, one of the Ten Elements of The Skylands, and she trained a lot under the tutelage of Master Eon and the Fire Skylanders and she proved to be quite a powerful master of fire. She left The Skylands and moved to Royal Woods, Michigan, and this is way before Kaos, The Dark Portal Master, had launched his hostile takeover of The Skylands. Elizabeth really hated that world-conquering warlord, and when Marie formed and became the leader of The Skylanders Liberation Coalition, Elizabeth became one of its members and she'd sworn to make Kaos pay for all his crimes against Skylands and against all The Skylanders. After we freed The Skylands from Kaos and The Skylands merged with our world, The Skylanders Liberation Coalition had become part of The Earth-Skylands Federation. Plus, we also saw she fell in love with Lincoln when they first met, and she really trained him intensely on how to use the element of Fire, and she also had the additional help of Sunburn and the other Fire Skylanders, who really helped Lincoln in advancing his training in mastering the element of Fire, and over time, he really proved to be a master and at the same level as her. Though she hates Kaos with a blazing passion for all his crimes against Skylands, there's one person Elizabeth hates with a passion ever since she came to Royal Woods: and that person is Lola, and Elizabeth has more than once used her skills in Fire to put Lola in her place and cause trouble on that bossy, out-of-control, blackmailing sociopathic pageant demon, and she told her off saying that Lola's a conniving, manipulative, sociopathic, bad-tempered, demonic, controlling pink-wearing pageant demon, that she's as cuddly as a porcupine, and even worse, Elizabeth also said that Lola's dresses are tacky! That really set Lola off, and right before she could kill her, Lincoln saved her by firing a blast of fire at Lola trapping her in a fire orb, and Elizabeth went over to Lincoln and they kissed on the lips and right in front of Lola, who was left seething with rage and wanting revenge, but Lola got busted by her parents who saw what she tried to do and she also got grounded big time.

Get ready for really awesome laughter as we help our favorite iconic Looney Tunes friends bring back the Blue Monkey and we're going to make sure The Chairman pays for his crimes and not turn us into monkeys.

See you next time.