This chapter is based on Packages From Planet X.
Flying through the endless voids of space was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Hsi Wu, Fenghuang, Shizuka of the Wind, Birdbrain, Roostafa and the Space Gorillas along with Georgina Montgomery, Spyro, Veronica Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn, Natalie Kendall, Eleanor Collins And Sophia Presley and we were heading to a really awesome and amazing food planet.
Me: I have a feeling this will be an amazing food planet.
Himiko Toga: Me too. I hope it's donuts just like you said.
Eli: Me too. I love donuts.
Lily: Mmm donuts.
Nico: (LAUGHS) That will be funny.
Georgina: I love good donuts and so does Sheila and Tom.
Xenia: Me too. That is so funny.
Lola: Anyone who doesn't like donuts has something wrong with them.
Nico: Yep.
Camie: I love good donuts too.
Toru: Same with me.
Nico: Georgina, I want to thank you, Hsi Wu, and your teams for coming.
Georgina: No problem Nico. This is gonna be so awesome and fun.
Camie: It sure will.
Spyro: You bet it will be. I'm really excited for this one.
Twilight Sparkle: All of us sure are.
Nico: Spyro, how exactly did you meet the other Skylanders?
Me: That's what I was wondering.
Spyro: Me and Master Eon met them as we were searching for them as we went along. It was one epic and awesome recruitment mission.
Nico: That is awesome.
Twilight Sparkle: That is really amazing and cool.
Camie: It sure is.
Nico: To think your adventures started off with just fighting Malefor.
Spyro: I know and then it worked its way up to fighting Kaos and the Darkness.
Nico: It sure did.
Qin: That is so awesome.
Me: Yep. Kaos banishing the Skylanders to Earth turned out to be the ultimate blessing in disguise and now Humans and Skylanders are now awesome partners and friends.
Nico: That's right.
Twilight Sparkle: And me and my friends are the Princesses of each element of the Skylanders.
Spyro: That's right and it's awesome.
Nico: It sure is.
Lola: That was awesome.
Me: But yesterday's adventure was just as fun and awesome.
Nico: We got all the Number Cards yesterday.
Me: And destroyed Don Thousand Once and for all.
Lola: Fighting all the Number Holders was fun while it lasted just like Rainbow Dash Said.
Nico: That's true.
Rainbow Dash: It sure was awesome. Some of the Numbers were cool.
Me: Yeah they were.
Nico: I honestly did lose count of how many we got beforehand.
Me: Yeah I did too. I actually loved hunting the Numbers. It was fun.
Eli: We all did.
Lola: At least we'll never see Aparoid-Dark-Orb-Number Zombies again.
Nico: That's for sure.
Me: Yeah.
Laney: Many of the Number Holders were friends that we know.
Nico: No kidding there.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: Killing Don Thousand was long overdue.
Me: It was.
Xenia: But it was awesome destroying him.
Lola: Yes it was.
Qin: Now Yuma, Tori and friends and the Astral World and us can rest easy knowing that there will never be anymore attacks from the Barian World.
Lana: Thank goodness.
Tsuyu: Yeah no kidding.
Kaina Tsutsumi: That is for sure. I'm glad that the threat of the Numbers is gone.
Nico: We can still use the Numbers in our fusions and battles.
Qin: That's true.
Nico: Here we are.
We arrived at the planet and it was a multi-color mountain planet and it had many colors.
Me: Wow from up here it looks like a flower, forest and mountain planet.
Xenia: Yeah.
Maria: Lets take a closer look.
We flew down and landed and then we saw that it was a WORLD MADE OF DONUTS!
Nico: A Donut Planet!
Lola: Wow!
Lily: OH BOY! DONUTS!
Nico: Lets get Homer here!
I teleported him to us and Homer and Lily saw it!
Homer and Lily: MMM DONUTS! (DROOLS)
Nico started eating donuts
Nico had donuts filled with jelly.
Nico: MMM! Jelly filled.
Homer and Lily had chocolate and double glazed.
Homer: Mmm Chocolate and Double glazed. (DROOLS)
Lily had mint and vanilla.
Lily: Mmm Mint and Vanilla.
We laughed!
Me: Homer and Lily are in Donut Heaven.
Zarya: (LAUGHS) They sure are.
Juran: Lily likes donuts?
Me: She LOVES Donuts. That was one of her first words she learned.
Nico: RIGHT! During the Potty Mouth Fiasco.
Eli: Oh yeah where she was trying to say Donut and everyone thought she said Damn It.
Lily: Yeah that was crazy. I love donuts that much.
Homer: (LAUGHS) That is a true Donut Guru right there.
Lola: I remember that. Lily has loved Donuts ever since.
Camie: Aww.
Eli: Yep.
Lily: I have that big a love for donuts.
Eli: (Senses Something) Whoa! We have More of Swartz's creations here. We have Another Malachite, Another Jasper, Another Roller Ghoster, Another Bad End Pretty Cure, Another Pitcher Plant Monster, Another Pintar, Another Fenghuang and Another Hsi Wu.
Me: WHOA! Those are the archenemies of Sunny and Friends. And Pintar. That name is familiar. Master Goku told me that Krillin faced Pintar in the World Martial Arts tournament.
Nico: Who's first?
Me: Malachite.
Sunny Starscout: This is going to be really cool!
Me: It sure is.
Camie: Malachite is an Unstable Gem from what I remember.
Varie: That's right. She is a fusion of Jasper and Lapis Lazuli.
Camie: Wow! And where are Malachite stones usually found?
Nicole: They are usually found in places like the Democratic Republic of the Congo, Gabon, Zambia, Tsumeb in Namibia, Mexico; Broken Hill, New South Wales; Burra, South Australia; Lyon, France; Timna Valley, Israel; and the Southwestern United States, most notably in Arizona.
Camie: Wow! That is amazing.
Eli: Whoa! This is a crazy one! Like the Malachite that Steven Universe and the Gems faced she is unstable but mentally.
Me: Mentally? Like how?
Eli: She has a split personality. One that's good and one that's evil.
We gasped!
Vroom: Is that her?
We saw a figure come out and it was ANOTHER MALACHITE! She looked like Malachite but had a pitch black aura around her.
Malachite is a colossal fusion, nearly equal in size to Sugilite on all fours and Alexandrite on her back legs. She possesses six arms, of which the lower four function as legs. She has four eyes with light green irises and pointed teeth. Her first set of eyes functions as eyebrows. Her eyes change shape based upon who is controlling her, with her eyes being small and catlike as Jasper's eyes and a larger, rounder shape as Lapis' eyes. Her wavy, pale-green hair, styled in a star-like Alexandrite's, is a short bob like Lapis', but wild and frizzy like Jasper's. Her skin is turquoise with dark green stripes, and its pattern is similar to Jasper's. She has two torsos joined, similar to a Centaur. Her upper torso and arms are longer and more slender while her lower torso and four limbs are more muscular. The upper half of her outfit, which is a deep-green and greenish-black stretched halter top, has a pattern like Lapis' suit with a neckline like Jasper's while its lower half is a greenish-black "uniform" similar to Jasper's with a V-neck "collar" that connects to form a Yellow Diamond insignia, serving as a waistband for her upper torso.
Qin: WHOA!
Me: Another Malachite!
Nico: Wow! This is gonna be one dangerously powerful one.
Another Malachite: (In a girls voice) I have been looking forward to this J.D.! (In Another Girls Voice) NO! YOU WILL LEAVE HIM ALONE! I LOVE J.D.!
We gasped!
Me: Wait I know those voices!
She reverted back and it was a girl with green hair and had green clothes and had a green gem in the middle of her forehead and had green angel wings!
She was clutching her head in pain.
Me: (GASP) Celeste Malachite!
Celeste Malachite: (GRUNTS) J.D.! HELP ME!
Nico: Oh man! What's happening to her!
Me: Celeste was a girl that has 2 personalities. One is her good self which is golden hearted and pure. That one is Celeste Malachite. But there is another in her that is pure evil and filled with rage and hatred and extremely violent! That one is called Fiona Jade.
Everyone gasped.
Celeste Malachite: (GRUNTS) YES AND JADE WANTS TO KILL YOU!
Me: Sunny you take the Another Malachite and I'll face Fiona Jade.
Sunny Starscout: You got it!
Girl Jordan: First lets separate you.
Leeli: Right!
Girl Jordan: Lets go Leeli.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and Fiona Jade and Another Malachite was separated from her. We saw Fiona Jade! She had dark green hair and had piercing evil red eyes and had a gem of jade in the middle of her forehead and had black and green clothes!
Nico: WHOA! The hate she has is incomprehensible!
Sunny glowed and went into her Alicorn Power!
Me: Lets get them!
Sunny flew at Another Malachite with incredible speed and blasted her all over with energy and I kicked Fiona Jade in her face and knocked her down and she got up and went at me and I punched her in the stomach and kneed her in her face.
Sunny: Take this!
She fired waves of energy and blasted Another Malachite all over!
I punched Fiona Jade in her face and sent her crashing into a sprinkle rock!
Fiona Jade: (ENRAGED SCREAMING) I HATE YOU!
My aura flared up with explosive force and I teleported and kicked her in the back.
Sunny Starscout fired magic laser blasts and blasted Another Malachite all over.
She flew with the speed of a Double Rainboom blast and smashed into her and cleaved her in two and then Another Malachite exploded with devastating power!
EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND POWERFUL UNBELIEVABLE EXPLOSION!
She was blasted in a massive fiery explosion! Nico caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called the Princess of Malachite and the Evil Malachite Warlord Warrior.
Nico: Cool title.
I fired an energy blast and it hit Fiona Jade and obliterated her in a powerful explosion!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
She was destroyed!
Me: YEAH!
Everyone cheered wildly for the both of us!
Zipp Storm: That was amazing!
Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!
Lola: WOW! It sure was!
Sunny and me High Five!
Me: YEAH!
I went over to Celeste and she was weak and really tired and me and Sunny brought her over.
Me: Sunny you were amazing! Your Alicorn powers got stronger.
Sunny Starscout: They sure have.
We saw Celeste down and Varie looked her over.
Varie: She'll be weak and tired like this for a few days. The separation really drained her.
Qin: Boy poor girl.
I saw the gem of Malachite on the ground and picked them up.
Me: Maybe there's a way we can have Malachite be good for her.
Then they glowed and formed into an amazing Malachite Sword!
Me: WHOA!
Camie: That is an awesome sword.
Me: Perfect for Celeste.
Nico: Yep.
Eli: We're not done yet.
Nico: Next!
Me: Another Jasper.
Nico: Oh boy.
Pipp Petals: Oh my glitter! This is going to be so fun.
Nico: Go get her Pipp.
Camie: Where can Jasper usually be found?
Nicole: Places like India, Russia, Egypt, Madagascar, Australia, and South and North America. Though it's common all over the US.
Camie: Wow! That is amazing.
Lola: Yep.
Nico: There she is!
We saw a figure and it was ANOTHER JASPER! It looked like Jasper but with a Dark Aura.
Nico: WHOA! This one is going to be tough.
Qin: Yep.
Another Jasper: But it's going to be fun guys.
Me: (GASP) Allie Jasper!? Whoa!
She reverted back and was a girl with Orange hair and orange clothes and had an orange gem in the middle of her forehead and had orange eyes and had orange clothes and orange angel wings.
Allie Jasper: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here.
Pipp Petals: I take it you two know each other?
Me: Yep. Allie is a Jasper Miner from Idaho. She mines Jasper for Jewelry.
Nico: Cool!
Allie Jasper: It sure is.
Me: By the way are the other Anothers hostile or friendly?
Allie Jasper: Friendly. They are all Crystal Gem Gene-slammers.
Me: WHOA! This is gonna be interesting!
Nicole: Crystal Gem Gene-slammers. Wow this will be interesting.
Me: Learn more about jewels and where they are found too.
Pipp Petals: I hope they don't have split personalities.
Allie Jasper: Don't worry they don't.
Varie: Sugalite and Malachite were the only 2 gem fusions I know that had that.
Lola: Yeah that was crazy.
Allie Jasper: It sure was. As you can see, I am the Jasper Gene-Slammer. I am essentially an artificial Gemsona.
Me: Wow! So when you got injected with the DNA of the gem you got their powers and qualities.
Allie Jasper: That's right.
Nico: That is amazing.
Eli: Yeah!.
Pipp Petals: Oh my glitter this is going to be so fun.
Allie Jasper: It sure will be.
Lincoln: Lets separate you first.
Lincoln fired a wave of light and separated Another Jasper from her.
Me: YEAH!
Pipp Petals: This is going to be good!
Another Jasper: BRING IT ON!
Another Jasper charged at Pipp and Pipp spread her wings and flew at her and kicked down Another Jasper with devastating force and smashed her into a million pieces and she exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Jasper Princess and the Brutal Warrior of The Jasper World.
Me: Nice title.
Zipp Storm: That was awesome sis!
Pipp Petals: That was so fun!
Nico: It sure was!
Me: Another Roller Ghoster is next.
Zipp Storm: Looks like I'm up next.
Me: Yep.
Then my Geiger Counter started clicking loudly like mad.
Me: Whoa! We got intense Gamma Radiation!
Hsi Wu: Roller Ghoster isn't radioactive!
Me: No but I have a feeling that it's radioactive because its gene-slammer is!
Then Another Roller Ghoster came and it was emitting Gamma Radiation Levels that were off the scale!
Me: WHOA! Stay back some of you! This one is intensely radioactive!
Qin: YEAH!
Another Roller Ghoster: (in a girls voice) It's because of my gem powers that I'm like that.
She reverted back and was a girl with neon green hair and neon green eyes and had a sash made of glowing green crystal and had green clothes and had neon green glowing angel wings.
Me: (GASP! Callie Cuprosklodowskite!
Nico: Whoa she is intensely radioactive!
Callie Cuprosklodowskite: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: You too.
Camie: Where is Cuprosklodowskite usually found?
Me: In the Katanga province, Belgian Congo. It's a Uranium mineral but it emits as much Gamma Radiation as Plutonium.
Camie: That is lethal.
Me: Yep.
Callie Cuprosklodowskite: I know. But I can control the radiation I have and make myself safe.
Me: That's good.
Nico: But why can't you?
Callie Cuprosklodowskite: Because this power that Swartz gave me is messing that up.
Me: Whoa!
Nico: We can fix that!
Zipp Storm: Just leave this to us.
Lincoln: First this.
Lincoln fired a wave of light and it separated Another Roller Ghoster from her.
Qin: Oh yeah!
Lola: YEAH!
Zipp Storm: This will be so fun.
Me: It sure will.
Zipp Storm: Let's do this!
ANother Roller Ghoster roared and Zipp flew fast and punched it down and kicked him in the back and sent him crashing into a rock and then it exploded! I caught the Ridewatch and it was called The Radioactive Gem Princess and the Amusement Park Saboteur Monster.
Me: Nice title.
Qin: Yeah.
Lola: Yep.
Me: Another Pitcher Plant Monster next.
Hitch Trailblazer: My turn next.
Nico: There she is!
We saw Another Pitcher Plant Monster.
Me: Whoa! This one has a huge appetite for bugs.
Lola: Just because it's a Pitcher Plant doesn't mean it eats bugs for real.
Xenia: Yeah.
Nico: Who are you?
Another Pitcher Plant Monster: (In a girls voice) I think it's cool that J.D. knows me.
Me: That voice.
She reverted back and was a girl with teal blue hair and had blue angel wings and teal blue clothes and blue eyes.
Me: Dahlia Dioptase! Whoa!
Lola: Wow! The Gemsona for Dioptase?
Me: Yep.
Dahlia Dioptase: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here.
Hitch Trailblazer: This is gonna be interesting.
Qin: It sure will.
Lincoln: Lets get you cured of this.
Lincoln fired a blast of light and separated her from Another Pitcher Plant.
Nico: This is gonna be great!
Qin: YEAH!
Hitch Trailblazer: Let's do this!
Hitch fired waves of energy and blasted Another Pitcher Plant Monster and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Dioptase Princess and the Pitcher Plant Forest.
Me: Fitting.
Dahlia Dioptase: That was awesome!
Nico: Yeah it was!
Me: Now for Another Bad End Pretty Cure.
Izzy Moonbow: This one is going to be so fun and cool!
Nico: There they are!
We saw them and it was dark versions of The Bad End Pretty Cure. It was ANOTHER BAD END PRETTY CURE!
Me: Another Bad End Pretty Cure.
Qin: One of these days we'll find individual archenemies for them.
Lola: Good idea.
Nico: I agree.
Another Bad End Happy: This is gonna be a good one.
Another Bad End Peace: It sure will be.
They reverted back and merged into one and it was a girl that had rainbow hair and blue eyes and blue clothes and rainbow angel wings.
Me: (GASP) Aurora Aura Quartz!
Nico: Ooh that one is beautiful.
Me: Yep.
Aurora Aura Quartz: She sure is.
Nico: We need to separate you. Spreading your mind across them can't be healthy.
Me: I agree.
Lincoln: No it isn't.
Lincoln fired waves of light and separated the Another Bad End Pretty Cure from her!
Aurora Aura Quartz: So I was 5 girls!? That is crazy!
Izzy Moonbow: Lets make this fun!
She fired a blast of magic and blasted them all down and they exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Aura Quartz Princess and the Rampage of the Dark Rainbow Gang.
Me: Very fitting and cool.
Eli: Now for Another Pintar.
Misty Brightdawn: This will be awesome for me.
Nico: There she is!
We saw a big figure and it was ANOTHER PINTAR!
Me: Whoa! Another Pintar!
Xenia: Big one!
Lola: Yeah!
Another Pintar: (In a girls voice) I absolutely hate this form.
She reverted back and was a girl with aqua blue hair and blue eyes and blue clothes and had blue butterfly wings.
Me: (GASP) April Aquamaria!
Nico: Wow!
Me: Yep. April is an awesome girl with a powerful water power.
April Aquamaria: It's true.
Misty Brightdawn: Sorry we have to do this.
April Aquamaria: No worries.
Misty Brightdawn: This will be fun.
Lincoln fired a beam of light and separated Another Pintar and Misty fired waves of magic and blasted Another Pintar and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Aquamarine Princess and the Fighter of the Brutal Brawn.
Me: Fitting.
Nico: Who's next?
Spyro: Another Fenghuang.
Qin: This will be interesting.
Lola: Awesome.
Nico: Yeah!
Lola: Yep.
Nico: This will be good.
Spyro: That means I'm up next.
Me: Yep.
Qin: Yeah.
Then we saw ANOTHER FENGHUANG!
Lola: Another Fenghuang!
Nico: Yeah!
Another Fenghuang: This is gonna be a really fun one.
Me: (GASP) That voice!
She reverted back and it was a girl with dark blue hair and blue clothes with blue sparkles in them and she had blue angel wings and they were sparkling too.
Me: Goldie Goldstone! Whoa!
Xenia: WHOA!
Lola: Wow! Goldstone is magnificent.
Nico: It sure is.
Maria: Tine for backup! (TURNS DIAL) MELTING SLIME 6!
She summoned Melter, Yost Viper, Acid Breath, Scorn, Beelzebot and Universe 666 Genie Jafar!
Nico: YEAH!
Qin: Awesome!
Lola: This will be fun.
Nico: What's that in the sky?
Lincoln: (laughs) Man, that's a classic!
Nico: No, I'm not kidding. What's that in the sky?!
Me: Up in the sky look!
We saw it!
Laney: It's a bird!
Varie: It's a plane!
Me: No It's ANOTHER HSI WU!
We saw that it was Another Hsi Wu!
We saw it land and it was a dark version of him!
Nico: And you are?
Another Hsi Wu: (In a girls voice) I believe that J.D. knows.
Me: That voice.
She reverted back and was a girl with aqua blue hair, blue eyes, blue clothes and blue angel wings.
Me: (GASP) Hailey Hemimorphite!
Nico: Whoa!
Hailey Hemimorphite: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here. Hailey is a girl I met on an airplane that had to make an emergency landing and the pilot had a heart attack and I had to help save the plane. All those flight school lessons really paid off and I saved everyone.
Nico: Wow!
Eli: That was awesome!
Hailey Hemimorphite: Yep and I helped J.D. too.
Me: Yeah that was awesome.
Sougo: (gets out In Space Ridewatch) Wait. How did you dissolve into the ground?
Geiz: (gets out Lost Galaxy Ridewatch) Does Hsi Wu have that power?
Sougo got InSpaceRedArmor while Geiz got LostGalaxyRedArmor.
Hailey Hemimorphite: Crystals are made from the ground and I merged with the ground with my powers.
Me: That makes sense.
Xenia: Yep.
Hailey turned into ANOTHER HSI WU!
Nico: Time to fly! (ACTIVATES HSI WU'S RIDEWATCH)
Nico fired waves of energy and blasted her down.
Nico: Time for Kung Fu Fighting! (ACTIVATES FENGHUANG'S RIDEWATCH)
Nico did the Thundering Wind Hammer and spun really fast and stopped and fired a wave of green energy and smashed her down.
May: Try this on! (ACTIVATES SHIZUKA OF THE WIND'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired a wave of wind and blasted her down.
May: And this too! (ACTIVATED BIRDBRAIN'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired eggs and blasted her down.
Maria: (CROWS LIKE A ROOSTER) (ACTIVATES ROOSTAFA'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired eggs and blasted her down.
Maria: And this! (ACTIVATES SPACE GORILLA'S RIDEWATCH)
Maria fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
Spyro: Oh yeah! All Fired Up! (ACTIVATES FENGHUANG'S RIDEWATCH)
He fired the Mongolian Fireball and blasted her down.
Then Vulture, Evil Aero Man, Astral Drop Hay Lin, Sonoi, Jorgan Von Strangle and the Sea Demon came.
Nico: Nice team Vulture!
Vulture: Thanks Nico.
Me: This is going to be awesome.
Maria: Where's the next Gene Slammer?
Then we heard rumbling and we saw a Bouffalant!
Me: WHOA! A Bouffalant!
Qin: WHOA!
Lola: That one is strong!
It jumped and charged and smashed down Another Hsi Wu and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
She was back to normal and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it and I brought Hailey over.
Me: That was rough!
Bouffalant: (In a girls voice) YEEHAW! That was awesome!
Nico: Connie Cheyenne! Wow!
Me: Wait the famous Log Cabin Hotel Builder!? Whoa!
Xenia: That is awesome!
She reverted back and was a girl with brown hair and had a cowboy hat on and had brown eyes and red clothes and red angel wings.
Connie Cheyenne: That was so awesome!
Spyro: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Connie Cheyenne: My favorite is when me and Nico built the Yellowstone Cabin Lodge and it's a beautiful hotel.
Me: That hotel was built by you two!? Wow!
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Connie hugged.
Nico: I've really missed you.
Connie Cheyenne: Me too Nico. Me too.
Sonoi: I'll be sticking with you guys back to the Estate.
Me: Okay. I have a feeling another Hitotsuki Attack is Imamate.
Nico: Me too.
Me: I can teach you new poem lines if you want Sonoi?
Sonoi: I would like that J.D.
Me: Awesome.
We went back home to Earth.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Kendra, and Yost Spiderman are heading to Treetop Terrace in The Skylands, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the six girls here, but we also got word that Pedro Delgado, the misogynistic ex-older brother of Lincoln's Guardian Angel, Daniela Delgado, and convicted felon and hitman of The Mexican Mafia, has broken out of jail, and he wants revenge on Lincoln for sending him to jail and ruining his plan to kill both him and Daniela.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Treetop Terrace in The Skylands, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the six girls here, but we also got word that Pedro Delgado, the misogynistic ex-older brother of my Guardian Angel, Daniela Delgado, and convicted felon and hitman of The Mexican Mafia, has broken out of jail, and he wants revenge on me for sending him to jail and ruining his plan to kill both me and Daniela.
Me: That asshole just doesn't know when to quit, and now, he's broken out for revenge on you? That's it, he's going down!
Nico: Big time, and we just got word that he's stolen an experimental super soldier serum from a lab in California. Lincoln, where did Pedro get sent to after he got convicted for his crimes?
Lincoln: He was sent to a federal prison near the boarder between California and Mexico. Wait, I also heard there's a lab there as well. (Gasps) Oh no, after he escaped from prison thanks to help from his contacts in prison, he stole an experimental super soldier serum from the lab, and that's how he's going to take his revenge on me and Daniela?! The bastard!
Eli: We got to stop him now!
Lincoln: And we will, Eli, and I want to thank you and Yost Spiderman for joining us, Kendra.
Kendra: You're welcome, Lincoln.
Suddenly, we saw Camo appear before us, and with Camo are the six girls.
Cynder: Camo, but what are you doing here? Aren't you back at the Estate?
Camo: (Girl's voice) (Spanish Accent) Sorry about the scare, Cynder, but I had to get the girls out of here before my stupid older brother tried to kill them.
Lincoln: (Gasps) Daniela Delgado, I knew it was you, which means we're about to run into your evil ex-older brother, Pedro,...right now!
?: (Spanish Accent) (Enraged Screaming) YOU BITCH, YOU AND LINCOLN WILL DIE FOR STILL BEING ALIVE!
We then saw our target: a male with black hair, eyes full of hatred, tanned skin, and he was dressed in a red prison jumpsuit, it was Pedro Delgado, Daniela Delgado's misogynistic ex-older brother and convicted felon and hitman of The Mexican Mafia, and he was out for blood.
Lincoln: Pedro! I never thought I'd run into you again!
Pedro Delgado: And now, I will enjoy killing you and your whores along with your family, friends, and children!
Pedro Delgado took out a bottle and inside it was a red liquid: the super soldier serum. He was about to drink it until Yost Spiderman snatched it back with a web.
Yost Spiderman: You shouldn't drink any strange substances you stole.
Lincoln: Especially something he stole from an experimental lab.
Pedro Delgado: GIVE IT BACK NOW!
Lincoln: No.
Lincoln drank all of the contents of the experimental super soldier serum. Suddenly, he'd felt extreme heat rushing through his massive muscular body and really immense power flooding through every last one of his veins as his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew a bit bigger and bulged even more and that also spread to his massive angel wings and eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and his version of He-Man's chest harness adjusted to the sudden muscle growth.
Lincoln: Whoa, now that was really incredible.
Sylvester: Let's put this sore loser out of his misery.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: You failed to try and get your revenge on us, shrimp, and now, I'm going to turn you into a human pretzel!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Star Blood-Stained Demonic Darkness Justice and Divine Star Bloodstained Demonic Dark Demon Hound Compassion, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal search Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Archangel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Heavenly Lightstorm Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Archangel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Justice, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Magical Elemental Fairy Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Fairy Wolf Justice and Divine Elemental Fairy Magic Mysticon Wolf Hope and he had his Lupus' Celestial Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice and Eye of Lupus orb ready, Kendra and her team, The Lion Guard, The Miraculous Celestial Union, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nico, Nicole, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Pedro Delgado and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln grabbed the collar of Pedro's jumpsuit with only one hand and lifted him off the ground and then, he threw him into a nearby tree which he hit back first and was knocked out, then Lincoln tied him up in a rainbow energy straitjacket and rainbow energy chains and beamed him to a brand-new prison. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: That's yet another rescue for the books, and Pedro's back in prison where he belongs. (To Daniela Delgado) And it's so good to see you again, Daniela Delgado.
Daniela Delgado reverted back to normal, and she's a beautiful girl with long green hair, red eyes, she was tall at 6'11" in height, she has the body of a goddess, and ample breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful green angel wings, she's dressed in a short-sleeved green blouse, sleeveless green top, green skirt with the Life Skylanders symbol on it, necklace with red gem for the pendant, white bridal gloves, green knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with plants, fruits, dragons, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Camo and on top is the symbol of The Life Skylanders, and holstered on her back is a massive Camo-themed greatsword with embedded green gems and Camo etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged green blade, large green dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces embedded on both sides of the hilt with green gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large white angel heads and large green gem on the bottom of the large white angel heads for the pommel.
Daniela Delgado: (Spanish Accent) You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Daniela Delgado and he hugged her, and Daniela Delgado is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and they also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Daniela Delgado: (Spanish Accent) Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old 7'9" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness, man, you've really really grown a lot in height, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Nico: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and he's become truly immortal.
Me: And Lincoln, you know this sexy hot mama?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., this is Daniela Delgado, Gene-Slammer of Camo, she's my Guardian Angel and The Master of The Element of Life, and among the first humans who were actually born in The Skylands and grew up there under the guidance of Master Eon and the Skylanders, and as Daniela grew, she discovered that she's a master of the Element of Life, one of the Ten Elements of The Skylands, and she trained a lot under the tutelage of Master Eon and the Life Skylanders and she proved to be quite the master of plants and fruit. She left The Skylands and she moved to Royal Woods, Michigan, and this is way before Kaos, The Dark Portal Master, had launched his hostile takeover of The Skylands. Daniela really hated that world-conquering warlord, and when Marie formed The Skylanders Liberation Coalition, Daniela became one of the members and she had sworn to make Kaos pay for all his crimes against Skylands and against all The Skylanders.
Nico: Awesome!
Me: Yep, and after we freed The Skylands from Kaos and The Skylands merged with our world, The Skylanders Liberation Coalition had become part of The Earth-Skylands Federation. Plus, we also saw she fell in love with Lincoln when they first met, and she really trained him intensely on how to use the Element of Life, and she also had the additional help of Camo and the other Life Skylanders, who really helped Lincoln in advancing his training in mastering the element of life, and over time, he really proved to be a master and at the same level as Daniela.
Marie MacDougal: And and although Daniela hates Kaos with a blazing passion for all his crimes against Skylands, there's only one person that Daniela hates with a passion ever since she came to Royal Woods: that person is her older brother, Pedro Delgado, and Daniela never got along well with her brother at all, even when they were growing up. Pedro did all he could to try and break his sister, but she survived every last one of his attempts, but when he threatened to kill Lincoln and even worse, he also sided with Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, that ultimately did it, and when Lincoln overheard it, he was really furious and he told Pedro off saying that Pedro was a misogynistic dumbbell with a brain the size of an amoeba, that he was a psychotic moron with no respect for his sister or women at all, and even worse, he said that Pedro was even worse than Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan.
Selene Arcangela: Who wound up getting called a bunch of misandrist harpies who ruined their life-long bond with their little brother because of their stupid wants and greedy desires.
Eli: Jeez.
Me: I still remembered the words all too well, and that set Pedro, Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan off, but before they could get after Lincoln for telling them off, he and Daniela used Camo's Firecracker Vines and when the peppers on the vines went off, they exploded and those six went flying off into different directions: Pedro was sent flying into the police station where he was eventually sent to prison after Daniela sent evidence of his many crimes against her and everyone around him including many counts of vandalism, kidnapping, assault, extortion, and even worse, murder for hire when it was discovered he was also a hitman for The Mexican Mafia, and Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan were sent flying back to The Loud House where Lincoln texted Luna of what those five tried to do to him, and after the evidence was shown of them also siding with Pedro and also plotting to kill Lincoln along with Daniela, those five got grounded for fifteen weeks and thrown into metal cages like the animals they were.
Daniela Delgado: (Spanish Accent) And you're going to see it for yourselves. (To Lincoln) Oh, Lincoln, there's something I also want to give you.
Lincoln: Let me guess, you want to give me your blood, right, Daniela?
Daniela Delgado: (Spanish Accent) How'd you guess what I was about to ask?
Lincoln's harem and Guardian Angels showed the bite marks that Lincoln left as he marked them.
Daniela Delgado: (Spanish Accent) I knew it, you marked them and fed on their blood, along with acquiring their powers as well, I knew that was coming since you'd done that more than once when he got brutally injured by Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan more than once.
Lincoln went up to Daniela Delgado, and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Daniela Delgado: (Spanish Accent) You're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, carino.
Sarah Tinsley: Your blood still has the tint of mixed berries and fruit from all that fruit you've grown and eaten, Daniela.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Daniela Delgado's neck with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Daniela Delgado: (Spanish Accent)(Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Daniela Delgado.
Daniela Delgado had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her, and he leans down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the six girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, he immediately recognized them. The six girls are Dorothy and Carol from Buddy Daddies and Dominique Cross, Echidna, Kaldea Orchid, and Leann Caldwell from The Bouncer.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Dorothy and Carol from Buddy Daddies and Dominique Cross, Echidna, Kaldea Orchid, and Leann Caldwell from The Bouncer.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Dominique Cross: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Dominique Cross and the other five girls saw who it was that saved them from Pedro Delgado, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'9" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscrossing straps and large circular chest plate with phoenix on it, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracelet and other bracelets merged with them, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers, he has ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense blue aura around him.
Dorothy: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Lincoln made five clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Dorothy: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Dorothy, Carol, Dominique Cross, Echidna, Kaldea Orchid, and Leann Caldwell with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team was shocked to find out the villain we went after was Pedro Delgado, the misogynistic ex-older brother of Lincoln's Guardian Angel, Daniela Delgado, and the convicted felon and hitman of The Mexican Mafia, who broke out of jail, wanting revenge on Lincoln for sending him to jail and ruining his plan to kill both him and Daniela and stealing a super soldier serum to do it.
But, when Lincoln showed what happened such as snatching the super soldier serum Pedro stole and drank it which resulted in the sudden muscle growth and all of us pummeling that asshole and then sending him right back to prison for good, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him all over. Lincoln and Daniela Delgado have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: I hate to find out if The Legion of The Lincoln Haters also helped him in his escape.
Lincoln: It wasn't, Maria. They may share the same hatred for me, but Pedro was a misogynist who hates all girls and women in general, no, the ones who helped in his escape were his fellow members of The Mexican Mafia.
Me: The Mexican Mafia, the most dangerous gang in history, they still have an influence in the prisons and they're extremely evil.
Nico: Yeah. So, his fellow Mexican Mafia members were the ones who helped in his escape, we need to keep an eye on them from now on.
Lincoln: We will.
After he was captured, Pedro Delgado was then sentenced to Eternity in The Uranus Prison's Super-Maximum Solitary Confinement Wing, where he was chained to the wall of his windowless doorless cell with Neutronium Chains lined with rainbow energy and condemned to darkness forever.
After taking down Pedro Delgado, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Daniela Delgado saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Daniela Delgado: (Spanish Accent) My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 17-year-old, 7'9" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out for many years. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Daniela, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Daniela Delgado: (Spanish Accent) That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Daniela Delgado: (Spanish Accent) Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone.
Nico: Yep. So, Daniela, what's the story on how Lincoln told off your misogynistic ex-older brother, Pedro, along with Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan?
Daniela Delgado: (Spanish Accent) That's something that I will always remember to this day.
Daniela Delgado pulled up the video as it played on the big screen, and we saw Daniela Delgado and Lincoln standing against Pedro Delgado, along with Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, who had an evil grin on their faces and they had knives in their hands, but Lincoln was absolutely pissed off now after he found out Pedro threatened to kill Lincoln and even worse, he also sided with Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan in the plot.
Past Lincoln: I always knew you were nothing but a misogynistic jerk and criminal, Pedro, but what you just did in threatening to kill me, and even worse, you side with Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan. You know what, you've been a pain in the ass to everyone here for years, and it's high-time you got what you deserved, and you're about to get a taste of what everyone feels about you. You're an evil misogynistic dumbbell with a brain the size of an amoeba, you're a psychotic moron with no respect for his sister or women at all, and you're even worse than Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan.
Then, Lincoln turned to Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and he was about to let them have it!
Past Lincoln: And as for you five, you're not getting out of this. You five are absolutely nothing more than a bunch of misandrist harpies who've single-handedly ruined that life-long bond you've had with your own little brother because of your own stupid wants and greedy desires!
Everyone: OH!
Nico: OH, DAMN!
Me: Varie and I still remembered those harsh words he said to Pedro, Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and not only did they sting, but man, he was really really angry at them.
We continued watching the video, and those words absolutely set Pedro, Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan off, but before they could get after Lincoln for telling them off, he and Daniela used Camo's Firecracker Vines and when the peppers on the vines went off, they exploded and those six went flying off into different directions: Pedro was sent flying into the police station where he was eventually sent to prison after Daniela sent evidence of his many crimes against her and everyone around him including many counts of vandalism, kidnapping, assault, extortion, and even worse, murder for hire when it was discovered he was also a hitman for The Mexican Mafia, and Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan were sent flying back to The Loud House. Then, Daniela and Lincoln kissed as the video ends.
Nico: Man, I knew Pedro was really bad, but Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan siding with that asshole to kill you and Daniela both, now that's what I'd call a grand conspiracy.
Luna: Which didn't last long, Daniela also sent the police evidence of Pedro's many crimes against her and everyone around him including many counts of vandalism, kidnapping, assault, extortion, and even murder for hire when it was discovered he was also a hitman for The Mexican Mafia, and Pedro was eventually convicted and sent to prison for life. As for his conspirators, Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, Lincoln texted me of what those five tried to do in killing him and Daniela, and siding with that jerk, Pedro, those five got grounded for fifteen weeks and thrown into metal cages like the animals they were.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Queen Tassara, Julie, Bethhannyy, Candlehead, Sapphire Shores, Ms. Harshwhinny, Ms. Peachbottom, Cherry Jubilee, and Princess Skystar are heading to Hydrocity Zone
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'9", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble, and Izuku is dressed in green swim trunks, green sandals, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Queen Tassara, Julie, Bethhannyy, Candlehead, Sapphire Shores, Ms. Harshwhinny, Ms. Peachbottom, Cherry Jubilee, and Princess Skystar were dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Queen Tassara, Julie, Bethhannyy, Candlehead, Sapphire Shores, Ms. Harshwhinny, Ms. Peachbottom, Cherry Jubilee, and Princess Skystar had feelings for Lincoln and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln killed them all and sucked out their blood, which made Flip go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at him and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of that mutant, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that Kylie Carter has sent some thugs to kill them.
Queen Tassara: Wow, so this is Hydrocity Zone, it truly is beautiful!
Lincoln: It sure is, Your Majesty, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Queen Tassara, Julie, Bethhannyy, Candlehead, Sapphire Shores, Ms. Harshwhinny, Ms. Peachbottom, Cherry Jubilee, and Princess Skystar dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, then they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Queen Tassara, Julie, Bethhannyy, Candlehead, Sapphire Shores, Ms. Harshwhinny, Ms. Peachbottom, Cherry Jubilee, and Princess Skystar got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, but then, they saw Kylie Carter's hired thugs coming after them, but Lincoln fired orbs of black and blood red energy which hit them and he sucked out all their blood and energy and killed them and sent them to The Black Gates forever.
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Queen Tassara, Julie, Bethhannyy, Candlehead, Sapphire Shores, Ms. Harshwhinny, Ms. Peachbottom, Cherry Jubilee, and Princess Skystar, and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Queen Tassara, Julie, Bethhannyy, Candlehead, Sapphire Shores, Ms. Harshwhinny, Ms. Peachbottom, Cherry Jubilee, and Princess Skystar placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive muscular body, and eight-pack abs.
Nico: Whoa, looks like someone really had an awesome time at Hydrocity Zone, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!
Suddenly, nine Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Queen Tassara, Julie, Bethhannyy, Candlehead, Sapphire Shores, Ms. Harshwhinny, Ms. Peachbottom, Cherry Jubilee, and Princess Skystar with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Queen Tassara, Julie, Bethhannyy, Candlehead, Sapphire Shores, Ms. Harshwhinny, Ms. Peachbottom, Cherry Jubilee, and Princess Skystar are now in your harem.
Jenna: Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that cheapskate's just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: Even after all this time, Flip's still the same mutant cheapskate he's always been.
Rarity: And trying to kill Sapphire Shores, Ms. Harshwhinny, Ms. Peachbottom, Cherry Jubilee, and Princess Skystar, now he's really going to get it.
Sam Simpson: Along with trying to kill Queen Tassara, Julie and Bethhannyy.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with Kylie Carter's hired thugs, but I killed them all and sucked out their blood, and she should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Kylie Carter scream with extreme hatred and rage.
Maria: Yeah, up yours, you monster bitch!
Carmen: Sheesh, those monster bitches just don't even know when to quit.
Nico: Serves her right, but she'll get hers later on today.
Me: They sure will, those monster bitches have gotten on our nerves five years ago, and now, they're going to pay dearly for everything they've done.
Lincoln: You got that right.
Later we were watching TV.
Then Nick Russell came.
Nick Russell: You guys want to go on patrol with me?
Amy Anderson: We sure would!
Me: Sure Nick.
Nico: Yeah we'll be ready for this.
Lola: Yep.
We went down to the surface and went into the city.
Me: Boy what a nice day.
Tyler Bowman: Ah, such a beautiful day. The sun is out, the birds are chirping, and- (sees someone) You again?!
We saw MINORU ONO!
Me: Not you again!
Nico: Geez Minoru can't you take a hint?
Qin: Yeah!
Me: You're really starting to get on our nerves like a bad rash.
Sonoi: You're persistant, I'll give you that.
Nick Russel: When are you ever gonna give this up?
Minoru: I will only give up when Don Momotaro is beaten by me!
Me: Like that will ever happen.
He was then surrounded by an energy circle with the Magiranger logo and turned into Mahouki from episode 27 of Donbrothers!
During Sonoi's and Taro's battle, Minoru Ono shows up and this time, he has a new hobby for the purpose of revenge against Taro: studying the occult and learning magic. His interest in the arcane arts combines with his desire for revenge turning him yet again into a Hitotsuki, Mahouki. Mahouki uses Magi Yellow's thunder magic to blast Taro and the Donbrothers teleport in to keep the Hitotsuki and Don Murasame away from Taro. Things get worse when the Cat Jutos appear and attack in a large group. Taro encounters a Juto for the first time and his attacks have no effect on it. The others are also struggling to deal with the Juto, with Tsubasa once again fighting the Detective Sayama Juto.
Mahouki binds Taro with Magi Green's earth magic, but Sonoi cuts him loose and the two stand in the center of the chaos ensuing around them. Sonoza and Sononi show up to drive back the Juto and the Donbrothers do so as well so Sonoi and Taro can have their duel.
Jiro gets annoyed with the chaos and willingly becomes Don Torabolt on his own, with Dangerous Jiro quickly defeating Mahouki. The Hitotsuki's defeat sends out an explosion that knocks back the Juto.
Mahouki becomes Mahouking and Toradragonjin tries to deal with it on its own, but gets overwhelmed by his opponent using the spells of the Magirangers. Don Onitaijin appears to help, though Dangerous Jiro doesn't want anything to do with Taro. Taro tells him to be quiet as he has a duel to get to, quickly executing the DonBros Paradise alongside Toradragonjin's Jiro's Hurricane to defeat Mahouking
WE GASPED!
Me: WHOA! Mahouki the Magirangers Hitotsuki!
Nico: This one is magical!
Me: And I remember this one too! This is Minoru's Hitotsuki for Round 3!
Qin: Yeah no kidding!
Me: Time to fight Magic with Magic!
Nick Russel and the Mystic Force Rangers: Magical Source, Mystic Force!
GALWIT MYSTO RANGER!
They transformed!
Nick Russell: (Echoing) FEARSOME AS FIRE! RED MYSTIC RANGER!
Charlie Thorn: (Echoing) FAST AS LIGHTNING! YELLOW MYSTIC RANGER!
Xander Bly: (Australian Accent) (Echoing) STRONG AS A TREE! GREEN MYSTIC RANGER!
Madison Rocca: (Echoing) FLUID AS THE SEA! BLUE MYSTIC RANGER!
Vida Rocca: (Echoing) EVERCHANGING AS THE WIND! PINK MYSTIC RANGER!
Daggeron: (Echoing) POWER OF THE SUN! SOLARIS KNIGHT!
Udonna: (Echoing) FLURRY OF SNOW! WHITE MYSTIC RANGER!
Leanbow: (Echoing) BURNING HEART OF FIRE! WOLF WARRIOR!
Claire the Gatekeeper: (Echoing) POWER OF THE SHINING MOON! PURPLE MYSTIC RANGER!
All: We call forth the magic, together as one, united for all time! Power Rangers Mystic Force!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Me: You're in Trouble Now buster! Especially with them!
I snapped my fingers and the Donbrothers came!
Taro: Mahouki! Not him again!
Mahouki: TARO YOU RUINED MY LIFE!
Me: This guy is giving us a really nasty migrane!
Donbrothers, Me, Lyra and Nico: AVATAR CHANGE!
Sonoi: Absolute Integrity and Perfection Personified! SONOI! ソノイ
Sononi: A beautiful Rose has its thorns… Looking to know love! SONONI! ソノニ
Sonoza: When my interest is caught, nothing gets in the way! SONOZA! ソノザ
All 3: The 3 assembled! The Noto Trio!
Don Masamune: The Jaws that have snapped awake… DON MURASAME! ドンムラサメ
Jiro: Able bodied and dragon-muscled! DON DRAGOKU! ドンドラゴクウ
Dangerous Jiro: And DON TORABOLT! トラボルト
Shinichi: Bidding farewell to the transient world… SARU BROTHER! サルブラザー
Haruka: The manga master… ONI SISTER! オニシスター
Tsubasa: The fastest get away alive! INU BROTHER! イヌブラザー
Tsuyoshi: One faithful pheasant! KIJI BROTHER! キジブラザー
Earth Masamune: AN AVALANCHE OF BOULDERS FROM THE NORTH! EARTH GENBU! アースゲンブ
Fire Masamune: FIREBALLS THAT BURN DOWN FROM THE SKY OF THE SOUTH! FIRE SUZAKU! ファイアスザク
Wind Masamune: WINDS THAT BLOW FROM THE WEST! WIND BYAKKO! 風白虎
Water Masamune: WATERS THAT FLOW FROM THE EAST! WATER SEIRYU! 水清流!
Kanako: THE LIGHT OF THE JANUARY WOLF MOON SHINES BRIGHT IN THE AURORA! DON WOLFEN! ドンウルフェン
Koichiro Higashi: THE SONG OF THE CLASSICAL FESTIVAL! DON MAESTORA! ドンマエストロラ
Taichi: THE WATERS OF THE OCEAN HAVE AMAZING MERMAIDS! DON ATLANTIA! ドンアトランティア
Kisuke Takahashi: BRINGING THE APPLES OF ETERNAL LIFE! DON VALHALLA! ドンヴァルハラ
Lyra: The magic of friendship lives on in everyone! DON ALICORNIA! ドンアリコルニア
Nico: SENDING GOOD TO HEAVEN AND BANISHING BAD TO HELL! DON TWILIGHT PURGATORIO! ドントワイライトプルガトリオ
Me: THE ETERNAL PHOENIX FLIES THROUGH THE FLAMES OF LIFE! DON HOUOU FALCHION! ドンホウオウファルシオン
Taro: Born from a Peach! DON MOMOTARO! ドンモモタロウ
(FIREWORKS GO OFF)
Taro: HAHAHAHAHA! Avataro Sentai!
All: Donbrothers!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted off behind us and we were ready!
Mahouki: The Flame Element!
Mahouki summoned the Red Mystic Force symbol to generate flames at Nick but he countered with his own flames.
Me: You aren't the only one that uses fire!
I fired a powerful blast of fire and it slammed into Mahouki and blasted him down in a powerful fiery explosion!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
He was blasted down!
Nico: YEAH!
Luz: Taste Light!
Luz fired a blast of light and blasted Mahouki all over!
Qin: Take this!
She fired waves of fire and blasted him all over.
Mahouki: The Water Element!
Mahouki summoned the Blue Mystic Force Symbol to generate streams of water at Madison.
Oceanus Shenron: WHIRLWIND SPIN!
She fired a massive gale of energy wind and blew the water away and blew him around in a tornado!
Madison: Thanks Oceanus.
Oceanus Shenron: Anytime.
Madison: Now for this.
She fired a blast of water and drenched him!
Noriko (Disk Wars): This will shock you!
Noriko fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted Mahouki!
Lola: YEAH!
Mahouki: The Earth Element!
Mahouki summoned the Green Mystic Force Symbol to generate generate binding roots from the ground at Xander.
Laney formed a sword and slashed them and destroyed them.
Xander Bly: (Australian Accent) Thanks Laney!
Laney: No problem Xander.
Me: Now here is this.
I touched the ground a tree grew and entombed Mahouki in a tree and he was stuck!
Mahouki: WHAT THE!? LET ME OUT OF HERE!
But then George's Tarzan yell was heard and then he swung in faster than a jet plane!
Me: UH OH!
Nico: OH BOY!
Me: WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE!
But then…
SUPER KRASMASH!
He slammed right into the tree head on with devastating force and smashed Mahouki out of it and he fell to the ground with a thud.
George: George not feel so good.
The tree then cracked and fell and then it smashed onto Mahouki!
KRASMASH!
Nico: OOH! That's going to leave a mark!
Mahouki got up and Xander grew muscular and punched and smashed Mahouki all over the place with brutal force!
Mahouki: The Wind Element!
Mahouki summoned the Pink Mystic Force Symbol to to generate cyclone-style windstorms at Vida.
Aang bended the wind and blew it back at him and smashed him into a bunch of cans of garbage!
Nico: This is awesome!
Me: Leanbow lets make an awesome Wolf Phoenix Combo.
Leanbow: You got it!
I fired a blast of fire and Leanbow fired a wave of red wolf fire.
Me and Leanbow: FALCHION WOLF INFERNO!
We fired a massive wave of fire that formed into wolves and phoenixes and they blasted Mahouki and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
He wasn't down yet.
Mahouki: You're not the only one that can do something like that! Elemants Celebrant!
Mahouki summoned all 5 Mystic Force Symbols to generate 5 blasts of elemental energy at Rippersnapper.
Rippersnapper: Didn't see that coming!
Me: Uh oh! KAA MEE HAA MEE HAAAAAA!
I fired a powerful Kamehameha Wave and the blasts collided and then a massive explosion blasted out!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
The explosion was massively strong and powerful!
Nico: WHOA!
Eli: Nice save!
Then a Bisharp swooped in a slashed Mahouki!
Nico: Whoa a Bisharp!
Taro: Avatar Change!
He turned into the Red Operation Overdrive Ranger!
He fired waves of fire and blasted down Mahouki!
Bisharp: (In a girls voice) That must've hurt freak!
Nico: Charlene Lewis!? Whoa!
She slashed Mahouki all over.
Camie: Yeah take that!
Mahouki emitted a hot fire to try and burn Taro.
Carol: Not this time!
She fired a blast of Godzilla's Red Spiral Ray and it hit Mahouki and exploded with ferociously powerful blasts of fire!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Nico: YEAH!
Me: Lets finish this buttface!
Taro: Let's do this, my companions!
Koichiro: Lets!
Me: YEAH!
I held out my hands and formed a powerful Wind Style: Rasenshuriken in my hands and then I cupped my hands back and channelled Kamehameha Wave Energy into it.
Nico: (GASP) He's going to do it!
Eli: Brace yourselves guys!
Mystic Force Rangers: ELEMENTAL MAGIC MEGA BLAST!
They formed a magical energy blast.
Donbrothers, Nico, Mystic Force Rangers, Lyra and the Knights of the Friendship Table: SOLAR SYSTEM OF MAGIC FRIENDSHIP!
(TWO WORLDS ONE FAMILY BY PHIL COLLINS PLAYS)
Somewhere something is calling for you
Two worlds, one family
Trust your heart
Let fate decide
To guide these lives we see
Me: RASENSHURIHAMEHA!
I thrusted my hands forward and fired a powerful Rasenshuriken Kamehameha Blast and everyone formed a Solar System and they had the cutie marks of all of us and they fired waves of energy and the blasts all hit Mahouki and pushed him high into the sky and he exploded with unbelievable power!
EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND UNBELIEVABLE FIERY EXPLOSION!
He was blasted into nothing and then I caught the Magiranger Gear.
Minoru then fell right into a big truck full of pig shit!
Me: YUCK! Mahouki you have failed this city!
Mystic Force Rangers: CHECKMATE!
Donbrothers: DEMON ELIMINATION COMPLETE! ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL!
Twilight Sparkle: Knights of the Friendship Table…
Knights of the Friendship Table: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!
Me: WHOA! THAT WAS EPIC!
Eli: He did it! He mastered the Rasenshurihameha!
Nico: That was awesome!
He then vanished.
Me: That was epic! But man he is going to be smelling like pig shit for a while. He'll be needing 30 showers a day.
Bisharp: No kidding there!
She reverted back and was a girl with red hair and had blue eyes and pink clothes.
Nico: That was awesome!
Sludge: What you Charlene's favorite memory of Nico?
Charlene Lewis: When me and Nico went into a cave in Idaho and we found an underground castle.
Nicole: Wow! That's the Lost Castle of the Eleasorna. That was a long lost castle that was said to have been lost back over 15,000 years ago from an ancient and long forgotten civilization.
Me: Wow! I never even know a castle like that even existed.
Charlene Lewis: Me neither.
Nico and Charlene hugged.
Nico: I've really missed you.
Charlene Lewis: Me too Nico. Me too.
Taro: Keep doing good work, guys!
Me: We will Taro and thanks again.
Taro: Anytime.
Koichiro: And J.D. your advice helped big time. Thank you.
Me: I'm so glad it did.
Koichiro: Yeah my mom is helping me big time.
Me: Great!
Shinichi: I still haven't forgotten how she insulted my Haikus!
Taro: And for the record, I gave ALL the Juto fair warning the first time.
Me: Well the Juto will never bother anyone ever again. But Shinichi please let what she did in insulting your haikus go.
Qin: Yeah it's unhealthy to keep that in you.
Eli: I agree.
Shinichi: Okay.
Nico: Good. See you all next time.
They teleported back to Japan.
Me: That was awesome.
Lola: Yep.
Nico: Now lets get ready for our mission.
We went back to the estate.
Kumiko: Why do I get the feelings this next mission is gonna involve packages?
Me: I got that feeling too.
Qin: Yeah me too.
Nico: Yep.
The previous group came.
Top: Can me, Robo Roxy, Gentleman Ghost, Evil Green Ranger, Springfield Mafia, Evil Star, Biowulf, Taskmaster, Dayu, and Copperhead go with you guys?
Nico: Yes you all can go with us.
Lola: Always awesome for that.
Nico: Yep.
Top: Sweet. We saw the battle with Mahouki and that was awesome!
Me: Boy it sure was!
Blast Off: Boss, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Durant, Braviary, Mandibuzz and Heatmor next.
Me: Ooh! Awesome choices. I wouldn't be surprised if we meet the Braviary and Mandibuzz gene-slammers on Matau's third mission.
Nico: Yeah and it's fitting for them.
Lola: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire eyes and rainbow iris of his Third Eye glowed, and he had a vision and he saw who it was that we were going to confront: it was a criminal named Leepthor who's known by the name Corvis Copernicus, and he's in the town of Iron Bay in Saskatchewan, Canada. When we saw it, we all knew it meant trouble.
Nico: Lincoln, what's wrong?
Lincoln: Nico, where's Shanan?
Just then, Shanan arrived.
Shanan: You called, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Shanan, does the name Corvis Copernicus mean anything to you?
Shanan gasped.
Shanan: Oh no, not him! I never thought I'd see him again. Lincoln, this guy is really dangerous, he's actually an extraterrestrial entity named Leepthor from Planet X, and for millennia that planet's been nothing but trouble sending those faulty packages.
Me: Planet X? I thought that planet was a hypothetical one.
Nico: Whoa. And I can guess you've been after him, right?
Shanan: That's right, I've been after him for years, but I was unable to capture him since he was able to get away and slip into the shadows. But, thanks to Lincoln finding him, I'm going to see to it that he's taken down and sent to jail, and that planet destroyed once and for all.
Eli: WHOA! Blow Up Planet X!? That is an aweosme idea!
Me: You got that right, which means we better get the Superlaser ready to destroy that planet once and for all.
Eli: That planet has been nothing but trouble.
Nico: It's been a long while since we've used The Superlaser, and Planet X has already chosen to be the new target. Let's get ready to head to Iron Bay.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was Kylie Carter of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, and she's heading here to kill Lincoln and get revenge. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, it's Kylie Carter of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, and she's heading here to kill me and get revenge.
Selene Arcangela: Should've known Brianna Greyson would send her next. But, if we know that bitch all too well, she'll also be bringing Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson with her.
Nicholette Torrington: Just like what happened when The Chernabog Sisters came after us last year.
Lincoln: That won't be a problem, I'll trap them in a force field.
Cici: While you and I deal with Kylie Carter and put an end to her for good, Lincoln.
Lincoln: But, we also got to watch it though, Kylie Carter will no doubt have her machine guns with her, along with the others.
Nico: Good thinking, if they broke out of jail, they're bound to have gotten access to high-powered machine guns they stole from the cops or got themselves from contacts outside. Alright, gang, let's go, it's time to take down Corvis Copernicus and destroy Planet X.
Lincoln: There's no way we're letting that evil alien run free ever again, he's getting sent to a more secure prison for good and we're going to destroy Planet X once and for all, and once we get done tying up Corvis Copernicus and destroying Planet X, you're next, Kylie Carter.
Selene Arcangela: You better start praying for mercy, you remorseless bitch.
Selene Emperyous: Because, we will show you and the others none for everything you've done in the past.
Cici: No way are we forgiving you for any of your actions, Kylie Carter, you better be ready to pay the price for your foul misdeeds right after we take down Corvis Copernicus and destroy Planet X.
We were off to Iron Hill
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and we headed off to take down Corvis Copernicus/Leepthor and destroy Planet X, and after that, Cici and Lincoln are going to kill Kylie Carter of The Legion of The Lincoln Haters.
We were flying to Canada.
We were flying.
Robo Roxy: Ok. Planet X.
Louie: What's there to know about it?
Me: Well for years and a lot of speculation there have theories about worlds beyond the planet Neptune and planet X is one of them.
Qin: Yeah I remember that.
Me: Also there have been a lot of science fiction films about Planet X.
Nico: Yeah that's right.
Nicole: Lets not forget that Godzilla and Mothra had to deal with Planet X too.
Acid Storm: What about any heroes?
Legs: Are there any nearby?
Shanan: Actually there are. You guys are going to love meeting my friend Daniel Aloysius Zembrosky. He likes to go by Dan. Also he has his friends Amanda Highborn and Troll Moko. He was getting packages from Planet X by accident and thanks to those packages and Troll and Amanda's help they were fighting Leepthor for a long time.
Qin: Wow!
Me: Shanan that is really cool!
Nico: It sure is.
Evil Green Ranger: Where are they now?
Shanan: Usually in their garage in their house.
Eli: What can you tell us about Leepthor?
Shanan: You are not going to like him.
She went over his history.
Corvis Copernicus/Leepthor (voiced by Brian Drummond) is the series' main antagonist who constantly tries to take the packages back from Dan, cocoon everyone in Iron Bay and take over Earth in the name of Planet X. When he first came to the planet, Leepthor took over Copernicus' body and used him as a cover so he won't be exposed. It was once hinted that Leepthor was Rory's rival. He was temporarily sent back to Planet X in the season one finale, but was placed back on the Earth mission.
When she was done we were shocked!
Qin: WHOA MAN!
Shanan: Yeah no kidding. That's why we're sending him to the Null Void and we're going to destroy Planet X.
Me: I agree there. Planet X has been nothing but trouble. I'm sure the galaxy will thank us big time for destroying it.
Qin: Yeah.
Xenia: I agree.
Shanan: Also there's this jerkwad bully named Terrance Buckshot.
Nicole: (GASP) I have been after him for a long time sis!
Nico: What can you tell us about him?
Shanan: He is a big time motherfucking douchebag jerk of a bully.
She went over his history.
Terrance Buckshot (voiced by Kyle Rideout) is West Iron High's bully who tends to mess with Dan. This usually results in Dan using the package he recently received to one up him. Although Terrance usually comes out on top, he always gets his comeuppance.
When she was done I was growling.
Me: I'll give him a nasty punch to his face that is so bad he will never heal from it. Also he'll be a good cellmate to Kick's so-called older brother Brad.
We arrived at the house.
Stickybeard: So, this be the place?
Shanan: Yep this is it.
We saw them working in the garage.
Shanan: Hey guys!
Amanda Highborn: Shanan!
Dan: Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Troll: Wow it's truly an honor.
Shanan and Amanda hugged.
Amanda Highborn: Awesome to have you guys all here.
Troll: Boy we are honored.
Me: Glad we could come. We came to help you guys out.
Nico: We're going to though Leepthor in prison and blow up Planet X.
Blackarachnia: Even pencils?
Dan: No those are just pencils we use every day.
Blackarachnia: I see.
Amanda Highborn: So what prison are you guys sending Leepthor to?
Me: The Null Void.
Camie: The Null Void?
Me: It's a prison dimension for the galaxy's worst ever criminals.
Kevin Levin: Yeah and I have been there myself. It's not a pleasant place.
Me: So have Michael Morningstar, Albedo and many enemies that Ben faced over the years.
Qin: Can't we use our space prisons?
Me: No if we do that there's a chance that his kind would break him out. The Null Void is our best chance.
Nico: Wise thinking there.
Me: Thanks. But those chances will be destroyed completely when we blow up Planet X. So the Null Void is the best option.
Qin: Good point.
Dayu: (laughs) How ironic that the things they've sent you will help you defeat them!
Dan: Well they were originally intended for Leepthor. But that is ironic that we're using them against him and Planet X.
Me: That is very ironic.
Nivenna: How about we get to work building you guys some ships?
Dan: We would like that. We don't have powers like you guys but that would be awesome.
Nicole: Luckily I have tons of blueprints for them.
Nico: Awesome.
Eli: Uh guys we have company.
We turned and saw TERRANCE BUCKSHOT!
Me: Terrance Buckshot I presume?
Copperhead: Do you mind, asshole? We're busy!
Terrance Buckshot: Oh yeah! What are you gonna do about it Wuss!
I went up to him.
Me: You better scram if you know what's good for you fuckface.
Terrance Buckshot: Do you think I'm scared of you!?
Me: You should be. I'm someone you don't want to fuck around with.
Terrance Buckshot: Says the guy who is nothing but a pathetic loser that defends the nerds! (LAUGHS)
Me: How about you say that closer to my face you motherfucker? Unless you're a big fat fucking chicken!?
Terrance Buckshot: What THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?
Me: YOU HEARD ME! A big fucking chicken! And I eat chickens like you for breakfast!
Terrance Buckshot: I'LL KILL YOU FOR THAT!
Me: Bring it on and your mother is an ugly whore!
WE GASPED!
Nico: Uh oh!
Snarler: (sighs) We don't have time for this! (Fired at him)
It hit the ground by Terrance's foot.
Nico: Stand down Snarler. Let J.D. handle this.
Terrance was REALLY SEEING RED! HE WENT BALLISTIC AND CHARGED AT ME LIKE A BULL INFECTED WITH RABIES! BUT THEN…
KRABLAM!
I then punched Terrance in his face so hard that it knocked out all of his teeth and even destroyed both of his eyes and sent him crashing into a fire hydrant!
His teeth were knocked out and both his eyes were destroyed and he was both blind and toothless.
I teleported him to the Jupiter prison.
I blew on my fist.
Me: (Blows on fist)
Then Dan and friends cheered.
Dan: That was AMAZING!
Amanda Highborn: YEAH! Way to go J.D.!
Me: Aw it was nothing.
Nico: That guy was a fucking psychopath.
Qin: You're telling me.
Lola: Yeah.
Copperhead: Call me a wuss, will he?
Me: Don't worry he is over in the Jupiter Prison. He's now permanently toothless and blind.
I went over and picked up all the teeth he got punched out.
Me: Here Dan. Get yourself a few bucks with all these.
Dan: Thanks.
I gave them to him in a jar.
Taskmaster: Now, where were we?
Nico: Before we were rudely interrupted.
Me: We were talking about what we should do to bring down Leepthor.
Shred Naught: You know while that jerk was running his mouth, we already completed the spaceships, right?
Me: I was just making sure he doesn't get near us.
Nico: Good call.
Loud House Taylor: You know J.D. did the same thing to Anderson. Punched him in the face and knocked out an eye.
Nico: He sure did.
Dan: Wow!
Lola: Look.
She showed a video of it from chapter 1320.
Me: Hey guys. Been a while.
Stella: Sure has. Morning, Lincoln.
Rusty: "What's up?"
Lincoln: "Hey, everybody! Finally Friday, am I right? Or Or should I say, Fri-yay? This girl knows what I'm talking about!"
Girl: [chuckles] "I do! I do know what he's talking about!"
Clyde: "Oh, Lincoln! I always love your early morning shtick!"
[A spring comes loose, sending Lincoln's backpack flying. He catches it]
Me: Oh man!
Nico: This bus needs new seats.
Laney: Yeah I'm trying to get the school board to know about that.
Lincoln: "That's okay. I guess I'll just sit in the back to-yay."
Clyde: "Uh-oh! The sequel!"
[Lincoln sits at the back of the bus and prepares to sip his OJ, when he's suddenly approached by three bullies.]
Anderson: "Um, what do you think you're doing, sixth-grader?"
Lincoln: "Having a little pulp-free OJ. Or should I say, O-yay?"
Clyde: "Oh yeah! Hit 'em with that trilogy!"
Me: (In my head) Uh oh looks like the fucking douchebag bullies rolled in to town.
Taylor: "Ugh, no. He meant why are you sitting in our seat?" [jabs Lincoln]
Lincoln: "Oh, uh, I didn't think this was taken."
Anderson: "Let me explain something to you, little man. See this line? Eighth-graders in the back and babies in the front! Wah-wah-wah!"
Pablo: "Yeah! Wah-wah-wah!"
Taylor: "Dude, he just said that."
[The bullies drop Lincoln]
Laney: HEY! Leave him alone you jerks!
Lincoln: "Well, no problems here. I'll just, uh, get out of your way." [The bus bumps, causing Lincoln to spill his OJ on Anderson] "Whoops, sorry! Let me get that for you!" [rubs the stain] "Hmm, was it clockwise scrubbing or counterclockwise?" [keeps rubbing the stain, but makes it worse. Anderson growls]
Clyde: "Never scrub, always dab!"
Stella: "Lincoln, use this stain-removing pen!" [throws the pen and hits Anderson, leaving a red stain and enraging him more] "Oops, I guess that was a marker."
Zach: "Soak up some of the OJ with the bread from my sandwich!" [throws the sandwich, but it spills on Anderson]
Liam: "Don't worry, Lincoln! Help is on the way!" [throws cow pie on all three bullies, enraging them] "Oh, family secret. Cow manure can get out anything, even the frown on a tipped-over cow!" [lathers the stain with cow pie] "Oh, it was horse manure for stains, cow manure for shingles."
[Anderson grabs Liam, and all of Lincoln's friends cringe.]
Just as he was about to punch him I grabbed his wrist!
Me: How about you pick on someone your own size you fucking asshole!?
I crushed his wrist with my strength and broke it and he screamed in pain and dropped Liam.
Me: Who the hell do you three think you are!?
Nico: Yeah! It was an accident!
Anderson: I don't care! They ruined my shirt and hurt my friends! They will die!
Me: No YOU are the ones who will die! You tried to hurt my friends and that will cost you big time!
Anderson: Then you will die first!
He punched at me and I ducked and punched him in the face and smashed his eye out! He screamed in pain as blood was pouring out of his face and he crashed into the wall of the back of the bus. He was screaming in excruciating pain.
Me: (To Pablo and Taylor) You two better learn from this. (Holds up dagger) Or your fingers will be first.
Nico: Yeah what he said!
My dagger blade shined in the sun as it showed how sharp it was.
They quivered in fear and then they peed their pants.
Lola snagged a photo of it.
Lola: Wait till these get posted on social media!
I smirked deviously.
We later arrived at the school and I took the eighth graders to the principal's office and Laney told the Principal everything and showed footage of the whole incident. The three bullies were expelled and taken to prison. FUCKING LOSERS. Anderson was hospitalized with a damaged eye and a broken wrist and he and his friends were both charged with bullying, attempted 1st degree assault and battery and menacing. They were sentenced to 10 months in Juvenile Detention for their crimes.
When it was done they were amazed.
Qin: Yeah that was fun.
Lola: Yep.
Biowolf: Anyway, let's get going.
Nico: Yep we're ready.
Me: That was fun.
Nico: It was.
Dan: So what are we going to do?
Amanda Highborn: Are we going to take the fight to Planet X?
Nico: We're gonna take our spaceships and go to Planet X.
Me: Well then in that case we'll need some heavy transport and firepower.
Nico: I agree. Lisa deploy the U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix.
Lisa Loud: Affirmative.
Amanda Highborn: But that's all the way on the very outskirts of the Solar System.
Nicole: At 30 billion miles away. Long ways.
Nico: Yep.
The ship hovered over the area. We were all beamed aboard and we got ready and we were off to Planet X.
The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was flying passed some of the planets.
Nico: Captain's Log, Stardate 7910.1: The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix is en route to the supposed hypothetical 10th planet of the Solar System, Planet X. Our mission is to destroy it once and for all and bring an end to the conflict it has caused to the entire galaxy over the years.
Dan: Boy this ship is amazing!
Amanda Highborn: Wow! It sure is and the views of the planets are amazing.
Nico: Yep.
Poromon: Want some beer, guys?
Dan: Uh we're a little too young for beer Poromon.
Me: But I got plenty of Root Beer.
I pulled out my cooler and gave them some.
Troll: Thanks.
Me: You're welcome.
Bone Chompy then spotted it.
Nico: Planet X ahead.
We saw it and it was a yellow planet with two ring systems in the shape of an X.
We gasped!
Me: There it is!
Nicole: Planet X!
Camie: Scary and terrifying!
Me: I never thought I would see it with my own eyes.
Nicole: Better get some pictures for proof.
She did so.
Fat Tony: Let's go down there.
Nico: I have a better idea. Lisa open hailing frequencies.
Lisa Loud: Aye sir.
She opened them.
Lisa Lisa: Channels open.
The Overlords appeared on the screen.
Nico: Greetings Planet X. I am Nicolas Chan, Leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm from the planet Earth. And we have come to declare war on you.
Overlord: On us!?
Nico: You want to take over our planet and we're not going to let that happen. As you know you all have been sending packages to Shanan's friend Dan and I'm sure you remember Leepthor's attempts to take over. Well we're not going to let you get away with all that. We have come to blow you out of the stars. Starting with Leepthor.
Overlord: COME AND GET US!
Nico: So be it.
The screen turned off.
Nico: Battlestations!
The alarms sounded and we fired lasers at the planet and blasted all their ships and fired electromagnetic pulse bombs to disable all their teleporters.
Overkill: Entrance time!
We flew down to the planet.
Leepthor was enraged and didn't expect us to be coming to his planet!
But then the spirits of all the aliens of the universe appeared and they swirled around him and then they converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted off above him and in the conference room and numerous lasers blasted the overlords into nothing and then a phoenix cry was heard and we came out!
Me: Dr. Corvus Copernicus or do you prefer to be called Leepthor.
Nico: You're under arrest in the name of Interstellar law.
Gentleman Ghost: You know what? It doesn't matter what you call yourself. Because we're taking you down either way!
Leepthor: Come and try it!
I fired laser blasts and blasted him all over and he was knocked down.
Nico: You know for many years your home planet has thought to have been hypothetical. Now we can see that it is 100% real.
Nicole: That's right.
Nico: Yep.
Then Scorpion, Tchang Zu, Batroc, Knightbrace, Mercurymon, Bizarro, Absorbing Man, Kite Man, Trap Jaw, and Multiplex appeared.
Nico: Scorpion, Tchang Zu, Batroc, Knightbrace, Mercurymon, Bizarro, Absorbing Man, Kite Man, Trap Jaw, and Multiplex.
Me: Strange seeing all of you on the outskirts of the Solar System.
Batroc: So this is planet X? Wow! I thought it was just a Hypothetical planet.
Me: So did everyone else on Earth for many years.
Kite Man: No kidding there.
Scorpion: Now, we know Planet X is real.
Tchang Zu: It's still gonna be destroyed.
Batroc: Got that right.
Me: Yeah but at least we have proof that it's real.
Nico: Yep.
Knightbrace: (To Nico) We heard you went to a donut planet.
Nico: We sure did.
Mercurymon: What flavored donuts did you get?
Nico: All sorts.
Me: Homer and Lily loved it the most.
We laughed at that.
Then Dragonflay came.
Lola: Dragonflay!
Me: Up for another round I see.
Dragonflay: I sure am.
Me: Cool cool.
Dragonflay: Even Vrak and Mavro were skeptical about Planet X's existence.
Me: Many people all over were skeptical. Been that way since 1993.
Nico: Yeah no kidding.
Eli: Now we know that it exists.
Lola: Yep.
We got the battles underway.
Duncan, Scorp, Universe 666 Beast Wars Megatron, Universe 666 Beast Wars Megatron (Dragon), Universe 666 Armada Megatron, Universe 666 Energon Megatron, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Kumiko and Future Maria VS Scorpion, Black Scorpion, Bin Banki, Switchbeastm, Defector, and Hachouchin - Nico's Rescue on a planet of Donuts which Homer loved
Scorpion was first.
Scorpion: (to Duncan) Nico's rescue was on a planet of donuts. (laughs) I bet Homer loved it!
Duncan: Oh he sure did and it was so awesome. They ate a lot!
Scorp: It was so awesome and cool.
Universe 666 BW Megatron: It was a really great planet. Yes.
Universe 666 BW Megatron (Dragon): It sure was a sight to see.
Universe 666 Armada Megatron: It sure was a really interesting planet.
Universe 666 Energon Megatron: That is very interesting too.
Sunset Shimmer: We were amazed to see a world of donuts too.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) We have now been to 2 planets of donuts.
Sunburn: That's right and that was awesome.
Scorpion: I agree too. Lets do it!
Duncan and team used fusions for Hermos and the scorpion monsters and they used their rider cards and fired waves of fire and blasted them down.
Rainbow Dash, Noel, Princess of the Arctic Ocean, Laney Simmons, Crysta, Irena Malloy, Princess Cadance, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Blast Off and G1 Vortex VS Tchang Zu, Queen Jellyfish, Eel, Asbestos Woman, DC Rampage, and Fairly Oddparents Cupid - Us battling Another Malachite, Another Jasper, Another Roller Ghoster, Another Bad End Pretty Cure, Another Pitcher Plant Monster, Another Pintar, Another Fenghuang and Another Hsi Wu
Tchang Zu the Demon Sorcerer of Thunder was next.
Tchang Zu: (to Rainbow Dash) Nico, Georgina's team, Hsi Wu's team, and the others did good battling battling Another Malachite, Another Jasper, Another Roller Ghoster, Another Bad End Pretty Cure. And Another Pitcher Plant Monster, Another Pintar, Another Fenghuang and Another Hsi Wu too
Rainbow Dash: Yeah it was all really awesome to battle them and on a planet made of donuts too.
Noel: Boy it sure was fun!
Laney Simmons: Everyone had an awesome time on that one.
Crysta: They sure did.
Irena Malloy: It sure was awesome and cool.
Princess Cadance: All of us had fun on that world.
Scootaloo: We sure did and it was awesome.
Whirlwind: Especially with the donuts too.
Tchang Zu: Boy everyone sure had fun. Lets do it!
Rainbow Dash and team used fusions for Hermos and the Weather Painter cards and their rider cards and they got awesome new weapons and fired waves of wind, rainbows, lightning and weather and blasted them down.
Captain America, Hannah Montgomery, Gaku Hoshikawa, Terramar, Queen Serenity, Sailor Io, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Billy Gilbert and Acid Storm VS Batroc the Leaper, Cyborg Rangers, Thumbskull, Evil Stormy Weather, Yost Blob, and Nereida de Danann - Lincoln's rescue Treetop Terrace in The Skylands
Batroc was next.
Batroc: (to Cap) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Treetop Terrace in The Skylands. How was it?
Captain America: It was really awesome and we took down Pedro Delgado and he was a misogynistic freak!
Hannah Montgomery: Yeah I really hate people like that and they are monsters.
Gaku: They sure are.
Terramar: He gave all humans everywhere a bad name.
Queen Serenity: He sure did and it was crazy.
Sailor Io: Yeah but it was still fun.
Twilight Sparkle: We all had a great battle there too.
Starshine Sparkle: And we made that monster suffer.
Spyro: Boy did we ever but it was awesome.
Batroc: I'm glad you all had fun. Lets do it!
Captain America and team used fusions for Hermos and the Numbers and their rider cards and they got awesome weapons and they fired waves of magic and energy and smashed them down.
Zarya Moonwolf, Lala Satalin Deviluke, Susie Remmington, Sailor Isla Nublar, Sailor Equestria, Sailor Raccoon City, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Mr. Boss and Stickybeard VS Knightbrace, Garigari, Fatheads, Dino Patrol and King Rextopher, J.P. Cubish, and Dr. Gene Splicer - Meeting a Camo Gene-slammer
Knightbrace was next.
Knightbrace: (to Zarya) I heard you guys met a Camo Gene-slammer. What's her name?
Zarya: Her name is Daniela Delgado and as I'm sure you guessed, she is Pedro's sister. But she is the polar opposite of her evil brother Pedro.
Lala: Boy she sure is and she is awesome.
Susie Remmington: She has a really potent and explosive amount of fruit.
Sailor Isla Nublar: Boy she sure does.
Sailor Equestria: And her story is really awesome too.
Sailor Raccoon City: She sure has a great story.
FLASHBACK
Nico: Yep. So, Daniela, what's the story on how Lincoln told off your misogynistic ex-older brother, Pedro, along with Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan?
Daniela Delgado: (Spanish Accent) That's something that I will always remember to this day.
Daniela Delgado pulled up the video as it played on the big screen, and we saw Daniela Delgado and Lincoln standing against Pedro Delgado, along with Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, who had an evil grin on their faces and they had knives in their hands, but Lincoln was absolutely pissed off now after he found out Pedro threatened to kill Lincoln and even worse, he also sided with Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan in the plot.
Past Lincoln: I always knew you were nothing but a misogynistic jerk and criminal, Pedro, but what you just did in threatening to kill me, and even worse, you side with Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan. You know what, you've been a pain in the ass to everyone here for years, and it's high-time you got what you deserved, and you're about to get a taste of what everyone feels about you. You're an evil misogynistic dumbbell with a brain the size of an amoeba, you're a psychotic moron with no respect for his sister or women at all, and you're even worse than Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan.
Then, Lincoln turned to Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and he was about to let them have it!
Past Lincoln: And as for you five, you're not getting out of this. You five are absolutely nothing more than a bunch of misandrist harpies who've single-handedly ruined that life-long bond you've had with your own little brother because of your own stupid wants and greedy desires!
Everyone: OH!
Nico: OH, DAMN!
Me: Varie and I still remembered those harsh words he said to Pedro, Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and not only did they sting, but man, he was really really angry at them.
We continued watching the video, and those words absolutely set Pedro, Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan off, but before they could get after Lincoln for telling them off, he and Daniela used Camo's Firecracker Vines and when the peppers on the vines went off, they exploded and those six went flying off into different directions: Pedro was sent flying into the police station where he was eventually sent to prison after Daniela sent evidence of his many crimes against her and everyone around him including many counts of vandalism, kidnapping, assault, extortion, and even worse, murder for hire when it was discovered he was also a hitman for The Mexican Mafia, and Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan were sent flying back to The Loud House. Then, Daniela and Lincoln kissed as the video ends.
Nico: Man, I knew Pedro was really bad, but Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan siding with that asshole to kill you and Daniela both, now that's what I'd call a grand conspiracy.
Luna: Which didn't last long, Daniela also sent the police evidence of Pedro's many crimes against her and everyone around him including many counts of vandalism, kidnapping, assault, extortion, and even murder for hire when it was discovered he was also a hitman for The Mexican Mafia, and Pedro was eventually convicted and sent to prison for life. As for his conspirators, Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, Lincoln texted me of what those five tried to do in killing him and Daniela, and siding with that jerk, Pedro, those five got grounded for fifteen weeks and thrown into metal cages like the animals they were.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Knightbrace: Oh my goodness! That is crazy!
Rarity: It was really crazy there darlings!
Sweetie Belle: But now we have seen the last of him.
Gill Grunt: Thank goodness.
Knightbrace: No kidding. Lets do it!
Zarya and team used fusions for Hermos and the Red-Eyes Monsters and their rider cards and they got awesome weapons and they fired waves of water, ice, jewels and energy and smashed them down.
Davis Motomiya, Eria the Water Charmer, Kamen Rider Kenzan, Kamen Rider Slash, Kamen Rider Saber, Kamen Rider Blades, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Blackarachnia and Beast Wars Inferno VS Mercurymon, Evil Jewel Man, Scorpius Zodiarts, Cancer Zodiarts, Road Kamelot, and Canis Major Zodiarts - Minoru Coming Back as Mahouki
Mercurymon was next.
Mercurymon: (to Davis) Minoru Came Back as Mahouki. Seriously, we're able to stop our most despised enemies from coming back but not him?!
Davis: Boy he sure is a glutton for punishment I'll give him that.
Eria: I agree there and it's crazy that he keeps coming back.
Kamen Rider Kenzan: I agree there too.
Kamen Rider Slash: It's going to be rough.
Kamen Rider Saber: He sure doesn't know how to quit though.
Kamen Rider Blades: No kidding.
Pinkie Pie: Minoru is a party pooper.
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) Yeah I agree there.
Featherweight: That is true.
Sprocket: Yep.
Mercurymon: I agree there. Lets do it!
Davis and the group used fusions for Hermos and the Volcanic Monsters and their rider cards and they got new weapons and they fired waves of energy, metal, lightning and gears and smashed them down.
Princess What's-Her-Name, Asami Sato, Salene Sallamandia, Leona Terra, Shannon Simpson, Andromeda Buster, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Agitos and Nivenna VS Bizarro, Evil Solar Man, Shadow Prove, Mylene Farrow, Lunch Lady Ghost, and Hector Con Carne 2.0 - Mahouki was a tough guy
Bizarro was next.
Bizarro: (to Princess What's Her Name) Mahouki wasn't a tough guy. And his spells didn't involve the Mystic Force Rangers' symbols.
Princess What's Her Name: No they didn't but he wasn't tough.
Asami: We did not think he was tough too.
Salene: He was a strong one but he wasn't tough too.
Leona Terra: Mahouki put up a bad fight.
Shannon Simpson: He sure didn't.
Andromeda Buster: His fight was a bad one.
Applejack: (In her head) It's crazy talking in opposite. It make me feel like I'm lying.
Apple Bloom: It was still a really bad fight.
Flashwing: It was a bad fight though.
Bizarro: That was bad fight. Lets not do it.
Princess What's her Name and team used fusions for Hermos and the Alien monsters and their rider cards and they got awesome weapons and they fired waves of earth, rock, boulders, mud, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.
Wonder Woman, Silica, Estella Skyla, Elaine Wittgenstein, Gem Cavvenport, Olivia Orrovia, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Jesse Glenn, and Snarler VS Kite Man, Yost Vulture, Kazarina, Roll (Wily), Cenicienta (Sailor Moon), and Stoica - Corvis Copernicus or Leepthor or whoever is a crazy one
Kite Man was next.
Kite Man: (to Wonder Woman) Corvis Copernicus is a crazy one. (sighs) Okay, is it Corvis Copernicus or Leepthor?!
Wonder Woman: Well they are technically one in the same. Leepthor is his Real name and Corvis Copernicus is his name when he is in disguise on Earth.
Silica: But it's clever that he was able to hide under our noses and cause so much trouble too.
Estella Skyla: Yeah he sure made a mess.
Elaine Wittgenstein: But we're ready for all of him and his kind.
Gem Cavvenport: NO kidding.
Olivia Orrovia: But we're always ready for them.
Starlight Glimmer: They tried to take over the Earth before but now it's our turn to strike back.
Cozy Glow: And it will be awesome.
Hex: Perfect retribution.
Kite Man: That is for sure. Lets do it!
Wonder woman and team used fusions for Timaeus and the Amazoness cards and their rider cards and they got new dragons and weapons and they fired waves of blood, bones, skulls, magic, stars, lightning and energy and smashed them down.
Marinette, Aloe and Lotus, Kanai Humuhumunukunukuapuaa, Igneus, Firesque, Rhinoram, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Shred Naught and Trolling Thunder VS Absorbing Man, Platinum Princess, Billiard Shadow, Brickleberry Ghost, Count Duckula, and Egg - Dan and his friends have accidentally been getting packages from Planet X?
Absorbing Man was next.
Absorbing Man: (to Marinette) Dan and his friends have accidentally been getting packages from Planet X? And what can I absorb around here?
Marinette: Well I have no idea. Planet X has metals that are unlike anything you know.
Absorbing Man: You're right on that.
Marinette: Yeah that is crazy that Dan and friends have been having those come to them.
Aloe: (Eastern European Accent) It's really strange that they were getting all that.
Lotus: (Eastern European Accent) It sure is.
Kanai: But it's really amazing seeing all this.
Igneus, Firesque and Rhinoram agreed.
Fluttershy: It's amazing seeing all this here too.
Tornado Bolt: Boy it sure is awesome.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Ja and it's really amazing to see.
Stealth Elf: Planet X is unlike anything we know.
Absorbing Man: That is for sure. Lets do it!
Marinette and team used fusions for Hermos and the Ladybug monsters and their rider cards and they got awesome weapons and they fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and energy and smashed them down.
Sydney Burlington, Michelangelo 2003, Dawn, Manaphy, Zoey, Ella, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, Bone Chompy and Broccoli Guy VS Trap Jaw, Roulette, Zombie Chicken, Butch and Cassidy, Talking Burrito, and Evil Brownies - I thought planet X was a Hypothetical planet
Trap Jaw was next.
Trap Jaw: (to Sydney) I heard of Planet X back on Eternia. But I thought it was a Hypothetical planet
Sydney: So did everyone else in the galaxy. But they never realized that it was going to try and rule the universe with an iron fist.
Michelangelo 2003: Yeah that was crazy. But now they know it's real.
Dawn: No kidding. At least we're going to stop them.
Manaphy: That is for sure and I'm glad we are.
Zoey: Yeah Planet X will be destroyed.
Ella: Big time.
Princess Luna: Planet X is nothing but trouble.
Moondust: Sideways and Soundwave know of a Planet X that they are from but that one is completely destroyed.
Snowdrop: That is crazy though.
Gari: Boy it sure is.
Blackout: But it's awesome that we have 2 transformers from there with us.
Trap Jaw: That's true. Lets do it!
Sydney and team used fusions for Timaeus and the Lunalight monsters and their rider cards and they got awesome dragons and new weapons and they fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed them down.
Rex Salazar, Tifa, Flitter, Wheat Grass, Sable Spirit, Angel Wings, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Slugfest and Overkill VS Multiplex, Count Marzo, Evil Venom Woman, RTN Hinata, Ol' Faceful, and Evil Aurora Woman - Planet X is a world of evil aliens.
Multiplex was next.
Multiplex: (to Rex) Planet X is a world of evil aliens. But surely, there are some good ones, right?
Rex Salazar: I'm not entirely sure but seeing this planet is amazing though.
Tifa: Too bad it won't be around long though.
Flitter: It was still awesome and it was really cool to finally see that Planet X actually does exists.
Wheat Grass: Yeah it was really far out dudes.
Sable Spirit: We all were amazed to see it.
Angel Wings: You're not kidding there.
Princess Celestia: This was really amazing to see what this was like.
King Solar: Yeah no kidding.
Solar Eclipsa: Planet X is really cool.
Amber Morning: Too bad it has to be destroyed.
Spotlight: I know.
Multiplex: I know and that's a shame. Lets do it!
Rex and team used fusions for Hermos and the Legendary Planet Cards and their rider cards and they got awesome weapons and they fired waves of light and energy and smashed them down.
Megaforce Rangers, W Riders, J.D. Knudson, Camie, Varie, Celica, Zarya Moonwolf, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Dragonflay
Dragonflay was next.
Dragonflay: Boy it's amazing that Planet X is real.
Me: I know! It's awesome! I have seen Planet X in a lot of movies, science fiction books and literature and all that and after it was disproven in 1993 I thought everyone was wrong about it. But now that it's really real everyone is going to flip hear and seeing about it.
Camie: Yeah everyone is going to be in total disbelief.
Varie: No kidding there. Planet X has eluded everyone for years.
Celica: Now that it's real everyone will be floored.
Zarya: They sure will.
Dragonflay: Boy everyone is going to have a field day knowing now that Planet X is real. Lets do it!
I teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of familiars, this time, they're for Selene Emperyous, Zaina Emperyous, Vorya Emperyous, Sandra Emperyous, Sadie Emperyous, Rachel Emperyous, Michelle Emperyous, Melanie Emperyous, Laney Emperyous, Camie Emperyous, Valentine Emperyous, and Laniya Emperyous.
For Selene Emperyous, Zaina Emperyous, Vorya Emperyous, Sandra Emperyous, Sadie Emperyous, Rachel Emperyous, Michelle Emperyous, Melanie Emperyous, Laney Emperyous, Camie Emperyous, Valentine Emperyous, and Laniya Emperyous: twelve female Archangel Familiars named Jophiel, Ariel, Haniel, Aurora, Faith, Mary, Dara, Aniela, Angela, Rosangel, Laila, and Parisa, they have the powers of light, and they can fire heavenly blasts of light at enemies, conjure heavenly auras to heal allies and they can also hurt enemies, and are skilled swordfighters and masters of the Light Arts.
I teleported back with them.
Megaforce Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! GO GO MEGAFORCE!
They transformed!
Troy: FURY OF THE DRAGON! MEGAFORCE RED!
Emma: FLAMES OF THE PHOENIX! MEGAFORCE PINK!
Jake: VENOM OF THE SNAKE! MEGAFORCE BLACK!
Gia: CLAW OF THE TIGER! MEGAFORCE YELLOW!
Noah: BITE OF THE SHARK! MEGAFORCE BLUE!
Lillith: SONG OF THE SIREN! MEGAFORCE GREEN!
Megaforce Rangers: EARTH'S DEFENDERS NEVER SURRENDER! POWER RANGERS MEGAFORCE!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted off and they were ready!
Me: YEAH!
W Riders: HENSHIN!
They transformed and Philip fell unconscious and I brought his body over.
Me: Lets get him!
Megaforce Rangers: MEGAFORCE BLASTER!
They charged it up.
Me: FIRE!
We fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit him and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
He was dead!
Me: YEAH! Dragonflay you have failed this world!
Troy: Mega Rangers that's a Mega Win.
We regrouped.
Nico: This is gonna be good.
Orion: Your planet was a myth before.
Tsukasa: But now? It's about to become a forgotten memory!
Kamen Ride: Lost Galaxy Red!
Kamen Ride: Lost Galaxy Blue!
Kamen Ride: Lost Galaxy Green!
Kamen Ride: Lost Galaxy Yellow!
Kamen Ride: Lost Galaxy Pink!
Kamen Ride: Lost Galaxy Magna Defender!
Tsukasa turned into Lost Galaxy Red and Daiki summoned clones of the Lost Galaxy Rangers.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! LOST GALAXY!
They turned into the Lost Galaxy Rangers!
Maria: (TURNS DIAL) CHEMISTRY OF LOVE 6!
She summoned Chemistro, M.O.E. Sinestro, Cenicienta, Kazarina, Yost Chemistro and Soupy Man along with Kaos, Calamitous, Professor XXXL and Evil Bomb Man.
Me: Time for Planet Demolition!
We went at him and punched and kicked and bashed and blasted him all over.
Sludge, Rippersnapper, Tyler and Amy used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Sludge's strength, Rippersnapper's cyclone gun and Tyler and Amy's powers 100-fold.
Tyler Bowman and Sludge: SMASHING FURY BLAST!
Amy Anderson and Rippersnapper: CYCLONIC FORCE BURST!
Rose Dragons of Fire and Robo Roxy: ROSE DRAGON FIRESTORM!
Pharaoh of the Past and Gentleman Ghost: PHARAOH MEGABLAST BURST!
Spiderwoman and Dragons and Evil Green Ranger: SPIDERWOMAN DRAGON SHOT!
Mafia of Fire and the Springfield Mafia: MAFIA FIRE BLAST!
Zeo Power Stars and Evil Star: ZEO POWER STAR SHOT!
Wolf Dragon Power Force and Biowolf: WOLF DRAGON POWER BLAST!
Spinning Top Ants and Top: SPINNING TOP ANT BLAST!
Ninjas of Red and Taskmaster: NINJA OF RED BLAST!
Pink Fury Force and Dayu: PINK FURY BLAST STORM!
Fairy of Fury and Copperhead: FAIRY FURY SNAKE SHOT!
Rainbow Dash, Storm Rainbow, Prism Bolt, Icy Storm, Overcast, Thunder Eagle-Hammer, Jessica Jumpstart, Air Turtle, Sharp Claws, Silverwing, Sky Blue, Lightning Dust, Scootaloo, Echo Five, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Tornado Bolt, Rumble, Magma Gloom, Spitfire, Vapor Trail, Sky Stinger, Angel Wings, Soarin, Night Glider, Wind Socks, Cloudkicker, Blossomforth, Thunderlane, Cloud Chaser, Daring Do, Derpy Hooves, Flash Magnus, Indigo Zap, Lightning Bolt, Lemon Zest, Lemon Tart, Sour Sweet, Split Face, Sunny Flare, Fire Light, Sugarcoat, Smartsweet, Frosty Orange, Velvet Sky, Smolder the Dragon, Air Skylanders and Françoise: LIGHTNING STRIKE OF LOYALTY BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Rainbow Dash, Derpy Hooves, Nico, Eli, Dan (PFPX) and Lola: RAINBOW FIRESTORM POWER BLAST!
They fired waves of fire and rainbows.
Lincoln: STATIONERY ELEMENT STYLE: PENCIL!
Jessica Kaios: STATIONERY FIRE STYLE: ERASER!
Nanami: STATIONERY WATER STYLE: NOTEBOOK!
Julie: STATIONERY EARTH STYLE: PAPER CLIP!
Tatsumaki: STATIONERY WIND STYLE: NOTEBOOK!
Sari: STATIONERY LIGHTNING STYLE: ENVELOPE!
Shantae: STATIONERY MAGIC STYLE: SCISSORS!
Akko: STATIONERY STAR STYLE: PEN!
Colette: STATIONERY LIGHT STYLE: PAPER!
Ryuko (TLPS): STATIONERY DARK STYLE: GLUE!
They fired waves of energgy and elements and they formed into said office supplies.
Patrick: IT'S THE APOCALYPSE! OFFICE PRODUCTS FALLING FROM THE SKY!
Lincoln and his harem: STATIONARY FINAL SMASH: STATIONERY KI BLAST!
They fired ki blasts based on the stationery items and blasted Leepthor all over.
Lincoln made a focusing lens and it was aimed right at Corvis Copernicus/Leepthor, who tried yet again to get away, but Lincoln fired a powerful rainbow energy blast and thanks to the focusing lens, the energy blast became even more concentrated and even more powerful, and then, the blast hits Corvis Copernicus/Leepthor and he was tied up in a rainbow energy straitjacket and rainbow energy chains.
We went back to the ship and had Leepthor with us.
Nico: Fu charge up the superlaser and lock on target.
Fu: Yes sir. Commence Primary Ignition.
Fu pressed some buttons and pulled some levers and then Nico pressed the button and fired.
Then, The Superlaser fired and it hit Planet X and destroyed it and nothing was left.
Corvis Copernicus/Leepthor: AGH! NO, WHAT HAVE YOU ALL DONE?! ALL OF MY DREAMS OF WORLD CONQUEST, RUINED! WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS, I WILL HUNT YOU ALL DOWN!
Shanan: You're never getting that chance, Leepthor, you're going right back to prison where you will stay there until the day you die for all I care.
Shanan kicked Leepthor and he was sent flying into a portal Lincoln opened up that led to the Null Void, and he was chained to the wall of his doorless windowless cell in the prison there with Neutronium Chains lined with rainbow energy.
Nico: That's one less trouble-causing alien and one less dangerous interstellar planet, awesome job, gang.
Lincoln: Now, there's only one last thing to do, and one last loose end to tie up: Kylie Carter.
?: LINCOLN LOUD, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU FOR GETTING US EXPELLED FIVE YEARS AGO, YOU WHITE-HAIRED FREAK!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large search pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the ten coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the ten large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln: Oh great, I knew there's no mistaking that foul mouth from anywhere, you just don't know when to call it quits, do you, Kylie Carter?
We saw a girl with black hair, red eyes, and dressed in a black coat, white blouse, black pants, and black knee-high boots heading our way on a motorcycle, it was Kylie Carter of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, but we also saw Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson heading here as well.
Selene Arcangela: Oh great, that monster bitch's also got Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson with her.
Lincoln: If they think I'm going to take that lying down, they've got another thing coming.
Lincoln fired magnetic blasts at the motorcycles and destroyed them and that sent the Legion of The Lincoln Haters flying off the destroyed motorcycles, and when they got back up and saw Lincoln, they were now absolutely pissed off.
Kylie Carter: You ruined everything, Lincoln Loud! We had every last loser cowering in fear before us, but you...! YOU JUST HAD TO PLAY THE HERO AND RUIN OUR REIGN!
Brianna Grayson: And what you fucking did in killing our dads..., THAT WAS THE LAST STRAW THAT BROKE OUR FUCKING BACKS! KILL THEM ALL! LEAVE NONE OF THEM ALIVE!
But, before Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson could get after us, Lincoln trapped them in a rainbow energy field.
Alana Cameron: WHAT THE FUCK?! HE TRAPPED US INSIDE THIS AGAIN! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, LINCOLN!
Lincoln: Cry me a river!
Maria: You tell her, Lincoln! (Flips Middle Finger) And up yours, bitch!
Qin: They're just as, if not even worse, than Audrey Madison, and she was a heartless, sick, twisted, good-for-nothing, murderous slut!
Me: And they're still as stupid and murderous as ever.
Cici: This'll make sure the message is clear: we're putting an end to them once and for all.
Suddenly, Cici's eyes turned neon sky blue and she was surrounded by a sky blue energy aura with winds, storm clouds, rainbows, and phoenixes, and as she approached Kylie Carter, she left sky blue energy, winds, storm clouds, rainbows, and phoenixes with every step.
Cici: I can't believe that you'd break out one day to get revenge on Lincoln for something that was entirely your fault, Kylie Carter, and the same goes with the rest of the monster bitches inside the energy field. You think that now that you and the rest of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters have broken free you can just waltz in here and try and kill Lincoln, we're not standing for it. You've already put the final nail in your coffin, and now, it's time for you to die.
Suddenly, Cici was surrounded by a massive vortex of sky blue energy with storm clouds, winds, and rainbows surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes flying around the vortexes, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at Kylie Carter: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Cici emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Cici grew to 7'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has sky blue highlights in the bangs of her long black hair, she has neon sky blue eyes and a sky blue energy aura with winds, storm clouds, rainbows, stars, and phoenixes surrounding her, she has a phoenix and dragon emblazoned on her forehead with Third Eye with sky blue iris, she has on phoenix earrings with sky blue gems for eyes and holding the Wind, Rainbow and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has a dragon with sky blue gems for eyes and holding the Wind, Rainbow, and Eternity Kanjis in the claws on the bottom of her green dragon-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with sky blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and sky blue gems embedded on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Cici has on a long-sleeved green sweater with star on it, green skirt, brown boots, she has on large gold metal bands with sky blue gems on her biceps and thighs, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with rainbows, storm clouds, winds, stars, and phoenixes on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix and dragon surrounded by winds, rainbows, and storm clouds. Suddenly, Cici felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive black angel wings with sky blue tips on the feathers grew and sprouted out from her back, and she now has eleven massive and long black wolf tails with sky blue tips and sky blue markings, Cici has on her Ring of the Phoenix with sky blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Cici's newly forged greatswords and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of sky blue energy, winds, storm clouds, rainbows, stars, and phoenixes, and when it emerged, it transformed into Cici's Eternal Cosmic Storm Rainbow Wind Fury Greatsword of Eternal Cosmic Storm Rainbow Wind Fury Phoenix Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded sky blue gems and blue etchings and a dragon and phoenix etched on the 7'3" massive, wide, double-edged sky blue blade, large sky blue dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with sky blue gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large sky blue phoenix heads with sky blue gems for eyes and in their mouths and a large sky blue dragon head with a blue gem in its mouth below the large phoenix heads for the pommel. Cici has on her new Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with sky blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left bracer, her new gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with blue gems for eyes and a large sky blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a sky blue kanji below the dragon and phoenix that said, "Cici, Friend of Girl Jordan and Mollie, Despiser of Killjoy Huggins, Dark Chandler and His Minions, And The Rest of Lincoln's Enemies, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of Kylie Carter of The Legion of The Lincoln Haters, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Winds, Storm Clouds, Rainbows, Stars, and Phoenixes"
シシ、ガール・ジョーダンとモリーの友人、キルジョイ・ハギンズの軽蔑者、ダーク・チャンドラーと彼の手先、そしてリンカーンの敵の残り、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、リンカーン・ヘイターの軍団のカイリー・カーターの破壊者、破壊者とスレイヤー非常に邪悪で、狂乱で、殺人的で、冷酷で、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くほど強力な生徒、そして風、嵐の雲、虹、星、そしてフェニックスの達人
Cici has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DRAGON-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE HURRICANE ETERNAL COSMIC SKY RAINBOW STORM CLOUD WIND DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE HURRICANE ETERNAL COSMIC SKY RAINBOW STORM CLOUD WIND DRAGON PHOENIX JUSTICE AND DDIVINE HURRICANE ETERNAL COSMIC SKY RAINBOW STORM CLOUD WIND DRAGON PHOENIX LOVE!
We were amazed by Cici's Super Angel-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Kylie Carter saw it, she went fucking crazy and she got out her machine gun to fire at Hattie, but Cici fired a barrage of sky blue energy blasts with winds, storm clouds, rainbows, stars, dragons, and phoenixes at Kylie Carter and it sent her flying into a tree back first, she got back up and she ran at Cici again with a knife she got out, but she disarmed Kylie Carter by firing storm clouds and rainbows of dooms which hit her and sent her flying into another tree, she got back up, but now, she was mega pissed off!
Me, Nico, and Lincoln: Whoa!
Whirlwind: Whoa is right, Cici's transformed into her Super Angel-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and she disarmed Kylie Carter by using my Rainbows of Dooms and Tempest Cloud and sent her flying into a tree.
Lincoln: I had absolutely no idea Cici can also use your techniques, that was so awesome! And Kylie Carter has been asking for this for a long time, and what better way to administer her final judgement than right in front of the other members of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters.
Cici: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Cosmic Rainbow Storm Wind Dragon Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Rainbow Storm Wind Dragon Phoenix Love) You got that right. Now, let's rip her apart, Linky.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Hope, and he joined Cici.
Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You and the others have caused more than enough grief and trouble to everyone in Michigan for too long, Kylie Carter. We've made the right choice getting you all expelled and put in prison five years ago, but you know what, prison's too good for any of you. Now, we're going to fix that and do what should've been done to you years ago.
Cici and Lincoln went after Kylie Carter who went extremely ballistic and continued firing at them, but they dodged the bullets, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, sky blue energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Kylie Carter and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her, and they attacked her with their massive greatswords leaving scars on her, and Lincoln left many more with his claws and he and Cici attacked her with punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they were really, really, really pissing off her off now and driving her even more ballistic.
Just then, Kylie Carter got out a second machine gun, but Lincoln put up a rainbow energy shield around him, Cici, and all of us, and she started shooting like crazy and also laughing like a deranged bitch, but the bullets were getting bounced off the energy shield. Suddenly, the machine guns ran out of bullets and Kylie Carter's deranged laughter died down and she was really fucked now.
Me: Hah! You're out of bullets, bitch, and you know what that means!
Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) (Smirks) You're shit out of luck!
Lincoln grabbed Kylie Carter by the neck and he tossed her into the air, and Lincoln and Cici fired a powerful barrage of energy balls with rainbows, storm clouds, winds, leaves, stars, quintessence, elemental forces, and mythological animals, and as they hit Kylie Carter, they exploded with incredible power and she was killed in the explosions, and that angered the rest of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters. Then, Kylie Carter's spirit appeared, and she was still incensed with anger and fury.
Kylie Carter: You think you've won?! I'LL RETURN ONE DAY AND KILL YOU ALL!
Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) No, you're done and this time forever, Kylie Carter. Give my regards to your lowlife dad when you see him.
Lincoln summoned the spirits of Kylie Carter's victims from the past who seized her, and then, he drew the Judgement Kanji on her forehead, and as predicted, she was found guilty for her crimes, and she was fading away from existence.
Kylie Carter: NO! NO! DAMN YOU, LINCOLN LOUD, DAMN YOU ALL, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM! DAMN YOU ALL TO (FADES AWAY)
We cheered wildly for Cici and Lincoln holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Cici's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, and eleven massive and long black wolf tails, and massive black angel wings are permanent.
Then, the rainbow energy field Lincoln put up to keep Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson inside went down, and they ran up to the dead remains of Kylie Carter. Then, they looked at Lincoln and they were absolutely really seething with rage!
Brianna Greyson: You're going to pay for this, Lincoln Loud! YOU FREAK! KILL HIM! KILL THE FUCKER!
Suddenly, the sound of police sirens were heard, and being the criminals they were, they knew they were in huge trouble!
Brianna Greyson: This isn't over, Lincoln Loud!
Then, Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, Elena Archer, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson ran off, but not before they gave us the finger, and me and Nico retaliated by giving them the finger and it drove them mad as they ran off.
Nico: Yeah, up yours too, bitch!
Cici: We've taken another one down so far, and now, we got nine more to go. Thanks for helping me destroy Kylie Carter, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Cici.
Suddenly, Cici wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Cici's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, and Angel flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and winds blowing behind them and a rainbow formed above them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Cici absorbed the winds and rainbow and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Nico: Whoa, now that's what I call a dose of storm rainbow justice. Lincoln, Cici, you two did really awesome in teaching that monster bitch, Kylie Carter, a lesson and pissing off the rest of those monster bitches.
Lincoln: Thanks, Nico, but this is only the beginning of The War Against The Legion.
Me: You said it.
Lincoln: And for tomorrow, the next member of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters that's going to show her face is Justina Nolan, which means you and I are up next, Jenna.
Jenna: Yes, we'll make her pay for all of her crimes in full.
Lincoln: But we've also got to keep an eye out, The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters are bound to send hired thugs after us.
Nico: We'll be ready for them since we've been dealing with hired thugs hired by our resident jerks to kill us, which always end with you killing them by sucking out their blood and pissing Flip and the other jerks off.
Lincoln: And I've got an idea for which Skylander Gene-Slammer we're meeting tomorrow: we're going to meet the Gene-Slammer for Whirlwind.
Whirlwind: (Gasps) Awesome, and there's only one person I know who'd be Gene-Slammed into me: Zephyr Summer.
Selene Arcangela: I remember her all too well, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and The Master of The Element of Air, and among the first humans who were actually born in The Skylands and grew up there under the guidance of Master Eon and the Skylanders, and as Zephyr grew, she discovered that she's a master of the Element of Air, one of the Ten Elements of The Skylands, and she trained a lot under the tutelage of Master Eon and the Air Skylanders and she proved to be quite the master of winds, storm clouds, and rainbows. She left The Skylands and she moved to Royal Woods, Michigan, and this is way before Kaos, The Dark Portal Master, had launched his hostile takeover of The Skylands. Zephyr really hated that world-conquering warlord, and when Marie formed The Skylanders Liberation Coalition, Zephyr became one of the members and she had sworn to make Kaos pay for all his crimes against Skylands and against all The Skylanders.
Melanie Aranyani: And after you guys freed The Skylands from Kaos and The Skylands merged with our world, The Skylanders Liberation Coalition had become part of The Earth-Skylands Federation. Plus, we also saw she fell in love with Lincoln when they first met, and she really trained him intensely on how to use the Element of Air, and she also had the additional help of Whirlwind and the other Air Skylanders, who really helped Lincoln in advancing his training in mastering the element of air, storm clouds, and rainbows, and over time, he really proved to be a master and at the same level as Zephyr.
Me: Hey, now I remember her all too well, she went missing long ago, and now I know why she went missing, she was Gene-Slammed by Team Rocket.
Lincoln: Yep.
Selene Arcangela: And although Zephyr hates Kaos with a blazing passion for all his crimes against Skylands, there's only one person that Zephyr hates with a passion ever since she came to Royal Woods: that person is her older sister, Miranda Summer.
Me: Oh, I remember her all too well.
Lincoln: Me too, she was so jealous Zephyr grew up to be a very beautiful, smart, kind-hearted, and courageous woman, while Miranda was just an evil awful bully and heartless monster. They never got along at all even when they were growing up. Isabella did all she could to try and break her sister, but she survived every last one of her attempts, but when she threatened to kill me and she also teamed up with Scoots in this attempted murder plot, that ultimately did it, and when we overheard it, Zephyr was extremely furious and she told her off saying she was a dumbbell bimbo with a brain the size of an amoeba and an IQ of a peanut, she was a psychotic envy-driven jealous moron with no respect and love for her sister at all, and even worse, she also said that she had the fashion sense of a bum.
Everyone who wasn't there at that time gasped in shock, and Nico's jaw dropped to the floor!
CLANG!
I put his jaw back.
Nico: She called her all that?! Damn, and I hate to find out what you called Scoots.
Me: He called her a heartless twisted troublemaking old shrew who has no love or respect for anyone except for herself and enjoys heckling people and ruining their lives for her own sick amusement.
Eli: That must've really set them off!
Marie MacDougal: Oh, it did.
Selene Arcangela: That set both Miranda and Scoots off, but before they could get after Lincoln and Zephyr and kill them for telling them off, he and Zephyr used Whirlwind's Rainbow of Dooms and they exploded as they hit them and those two went flying off in different directions: Miranda was sent flying to the police station where he was eventually sent to prison after Zephyr sent evidence of her many crimes against her and everyone around her including many counts of vandalism, kidnapping, assault, and extortion, and as a result, Miranda was convicted and she was expelled from school and thrown in Juvie, and Scoots was sent flying right back to Sunset Canyon, and when Varie saw her yet again, she called the authorities and Scoots was tied up in a straitjacket and sent right back to The Lansing Maximum Security Nuthouse.
Varie: I always knew Scoots was nothing but trouble, but she just doesn't know when to quit. Thank God Zephyr and Lincoln took down both her and Miranda.
Me: You said it.
Bizarro: This has been very bad day.
Absorbing Man: Planet X won't cause trouble ever again.
Kite Man: No, it won't.
Me: That's for sure. Planet X is now a forgotten memory.
Trap Jaw: (to Dan and his friends) You guys can still keep the stuff you got.
Multiplex: Not like you can return them now.
Dan: That's true.
Amanda Highborn: This was so awesome!
Troll: We had so much fun!
Me: Glad you guys did.
Nico: Yep. Great job today everyone.
Nicole: Everyone at NASA is going to flip when they see these pictures.
Nico: Yep.
Derpy Hooves: (To the viewers) Be careful what you open from the mail or it will be something unexpected.
Me: That's for sure Derpy.
Nico: Yep.
We went back home to Earth and went to enjoy the rest of the day and went to sleep.
Terrance Buckshot was found guilty of his crimes and was sentenced to spend eternity in the Jupiter Prison.
Leepthor was condemned to life in the Null Void.
THE END
Another awesome chapter done.
Planet X is a really crazy planet and I'm glad it's gone. But this is a chapter based on the show Packages from Planet X. That one aired from July 13, 2013 – February 24, 2014.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.
For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Hay Lin, Kurano Kiriha, Evelyn Hatfield, Wally & Gus, Shimmer and Trup'Tika as well as Vulture, Evil Aero Man, Astral Drop Hay Lin, Sonoi, Jorgan Von Strangle and the Sea Demon and we're going on a really crazy treasure hunt. Into the caves of Nome next to the Bering Sea in Alaska we're going to find a treasure in a CAVE OF CHUM! YUCK! Also we're going to battle Another Frozen Fright, Another Thunder Terror, Another Magma Gloom, Another Toxic Horror, Another Louie PoisonSea, Another Evil Aero Man and Another Vulture. Also we're going to meet a Heatmor gene-slammer named Cassidy Loveenton and she is a powerful fire master and a masterful seafood chef.
the next match-up in The War Against The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters is Jenna and Lincoln VS. Justina Nolan
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Great Lakes City, but we're in for two headaches from the past coming back for revenge on us: that unibrow pest and wild animalistic bully from Great Lakes City, Becky Blickensderfer, has escaped once again, along with Dodge and the rest of the Dodgeball Bullies, and they still want revenge on us for getting them expelled a year ago and ruining their plans to kill us, take over Gotham Royal York, and unleash a reign of terror, and they also teamed up with Artie and Trent who escaped from prison, and they still want revenge on us for turning Chandler into a good guy by removing and destroying his dark side. But, we're not going to let those pests get away with this. No, this time, we're going to take them all down and send them to The Charon Reform School, and if they don't improve, they're going to get hit with Lincoln's King Midas' Golden Touch Vengeance Curse and be turned into gold statues for eternity. And we're going to meet the next Skylanders Gene-Slammer, her name is Zephyr Summer, Gene-Slammer of Whirlwind, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and The Master of The Element of Air, and among the first humans who were actually born in The Skylands and grew up there under the guidance of Master Eon and the Skylanders, and she's really beautiful like Whirlwind. As Zephyr grew, she discovered that she's a master of the Element of Air, one of the Ten Elements of The Skylands, and she trained a lot under the tutelage of Master Eon and the Air Skylanders and she proved to be quite the master of winds, storm clouds, and rainbows. She left The Skylands and she moved to Royal Woods, Michigan, and this is way before Kaos, The Dark Portal Master, had launched his hostile takeover of The Skylands. Zephyr really hated that world-conquering warlord, and when Marie formed The Skylanders Liberation Coalition, Zephyr became one of the members and she had sworn to make Kaos pay for all his crimes against Skylands and against all The Skylanders. After we freed The Skylands from Kaos and The Skylands merged with our world, The Skylanders Liberation Coalition had become part of The Earth-Skylands Federation. Plus, we also saw she fell in love with Lincoln when they first met, and she really trained him intensely on how to use the Element of Air, and she also had the additional help of Whirlwind and the other Air Skylanders, who really helped Lincoln in advancing his training in mastering the element of air, storm clouds, and rainbows, and over time, he really proved to be a master and at the same level as Zephyr, and although Zephyr hates Kaos with a blazing passion for all his crimes against Skylands, there's only one person that Zephyr hates with a passion ever since she came to Royal Woods: that person is her older sister, Miranda Summer, she was so jealous Zephyr grew up to be a very beautiful, smart, kind-hearted, and courageous woman, while Miranda was just an evil awful bully and heartless monster. They never got along at all even when they were growing up. Isabella did all she could to try and break her sister, but she survived every last one of her attempts, but when she threatened to kill me and she also teamed up with Scoots in this attempted murder plot, that ultimately did it, and when we overheard it, Zephyr was extremely furious and she told her off saying she was a dumbbell bimbo with a brain the size of an amoeba and an IQ of a peanut, she was a psychotic envy-driven jealous moron with no respect and love for her sister at all, and even worse, she also said that she had the fashion sense of a bum, and Lincoln called Scoots a heartless twisted troublemaking old shrew who has no love or respect for anyone except for herself and enjoys heckling people and ruining their lives for her own sick amusement. That set both Miranda and Scoots off, but before they could get after Lincoln and Zephyr and kill them for telling them off, he and Zephyr used Whirlwind's Rainbow of Dooms and they exploded with it hit them and those two went flying off in different directions: Miranda was sent flying to the police station where he was eventually sent to prison after Zephyr sent evidence of her many crimes against her and everyone around her including many counts of vandalism, kidnapping, assault, and extortion, and as a result, Miranda was convicted and she was expelled from school and thrown in Juvie, and Scoots was sent flying right back to Sunset Canyon, and when Varie saw her yet again, she called the authorities and Scoots was tied up in a straitjacket and sent right back to The Lansing Maximum Security Nuthouse.
Get ready for a futuristic adventure as all of us take on the Drej in a chapter for Titan A.E. and we're going to bring Earth back and make the Drej pay for their crimes.
see you all next time.
