This will be a fun one.


Flying through the endless voids of space was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Style Queen, Yelan, Jordan Ramsey, Red Sonja, Phantom Lady And Lucy (Elfen Lied) as well as Well as Marionette Shadow, Two-Face, Rubber Bandit, Elements Fire Finn, Water Elementor and Nereida de Danann and we were heading to an awesome and fun food planet.

Nico: I have a feeling this food planet will be fun and awesome.

Lola: Me too!

Qin: I'm really looking forward to all this.

Camie: So am I!

Lucy (Elfen Lied): I'm really excited for this too.

May: Same here.

Xenia: Yeah this will be so fun.

Varie: It sure will.

Nico: Audrey, I want to thank you, Marionette Shadow, and your teams for coming

Style Queen: It's going to be really fun Nico.

Chloe Bourgeois: It's awesome having you with us mom.

Zocks: It sure is.

Lola: We're really excited for this one.

Nico: Yelan, what do you like to do in your free time?

Yelan: I like working at a lumber yard. I use my powers to grow logs and chop them up for a sawmill.

Me: That's amazing. That will save tons and tons and tons of trees.

Nico: It sure is.

Yelan: Yeah I have plant powers now thanks to J.D. and they are handy for that.

Qin: Cool!

Laney: It sure is.

Nico: Do you also use an ax?

Yelan: Nope. My hands are the ax.

Qin: That's impressive.

Camie: It sure is.

Lily: I'll say.

Yelan: Yep.

Nico: Cool. Yesterday's mission was really fun.

Style Queen: Do Rex and the others like it in Paleozoic World?

Nico: They sure do and it's awesome.

Qin: Yep. And my fruit cannon and stupidity ray worked perfectly.

Me: They sure did.

Lola: That was awesome.

Marionette Shadow: What was with that chainsaw wielding bunny?

Nico: It was something I thought of as a kid, okay?!

Me: Really? Whoa!

Nico: Yeah that was a crazy-ass shit filled moment back then.

Qin: Whoa.

Lola: Yeah.

Nico: No offense, Fluttershy.

Fluttershy: Oh none taken Nico. But that was scary seeing that.

Me: It was.

Xenia: It sure was. But it was awesome seeing going on that mission and Qin's inventions really paid off.

Lisa Loud: Indeed they did. Qin that was really impressive that you built those.

Qin: It sure was. Like I said, I've had tons of free time on my hands.

Laney: Still awesome though.

May: We need to get Sonic here!

Me: Already on it!

I teleported Sonic and Tails over and they gasped and saw the planet!

Sonic and Tails: CHILI DOGS!

Me: Lets eat!

We got to eating!

Me: (EATING) MMM! The chili is awesome and the hot dogs are yummy!

Twilight Sparkle: (EATING) Boy they sure are!

Nico ate several chili dogs and they were tasty and awesome.

Nico: (EATING) MMM!

Maria: Boy this is amazing!

Qin: Boy this is awesome and cool!

Sonic and Tails ate big piles of them!

Tails: (EATING) Boy this is amazing!

Sonic: (EATING) This is awesome! I love a chili dog planet!

Maria ate some too

Maria: (EATING) Delicious!

Qin: (EATING) YUMMY!

Lana: Boy this is awesome and fun!

Camie: (EATING) Yeah it sure is!

May ate some as well

May: (EATING) SO DELICIOUS!

Varie: (EATING) So yummy!

Chloe: (EATING) So delicious too!

Lols: Yeah!

Sonic and Tails ate lots and lots and lots and lots of chili dogs and chili.

Nico: Boy Sonic and Tails love it.

May: I knew they would.

Me: As freedom fighters they love chili dogs.

We also ate buckets of chili and it was awesome.

Me: (BELCH!) Man the chili is awesome.

Nico: It sure is.

We had a great meal and we were stuffed.

Nico: (BURP) Lets bring lots of chili dogs home for the mascots.

Lincoln: Good idea Nico!

Qin: Yeah!

Nico: Eli, sense for Swartz's creations.

Eli: Already did and we have a lot of them. We have Another Volcanyx, Zomdalf, Raydex, Nereida de Danann, Rosanha, Nisael, Pirates (SpongeBob), Cthulhu, Edo Fu, Edo Utakata, Edo Han, Edo Roshi, Edo Yagura and Edo Yugito.

CLANG!

My jaw dropped and I put it back.

Me: That's a lot of them.

Nico: No kidding!

Eli: And Another Two Face and Another Marionette Shadow.

Nico: Wow!

Me: Wicked.

Lola: Yep.

Nico: Who's first?

Me: Volcanyx. So Sailor Great Forest is up.

Lola: Awesome.

Lana: Yep.

Maria called her in.

Sailor Great Forest: Here I am!

Me: Awesome.

Nico: This will be fun.

Qin: Yep.

Nico: There she is!

We saw a dark version of Volcanyx! It was ANOTHER VOLCANYX!

Qin: Whoa! This one is going to be hot!

Lola: Big time!

Sonic: Yeah it sure is!

Nico: And you are?

Another Volcanyx: (In a girls voice) I believe that J.D. knows me.

She reverted back and was a girl with purple hair and had Orange and yellow Sailor Soldier Clothes.

Me: (GASP) Rhonda Chilliton A.K.A. Sailor Chilldala.

Sailor Chilldala: Awesome seeing you all here on my home planet.

Me: Wow! So this is your home planet!

Sonic: Wow! So this is your home planet!? This is really awesome!

Sailor Great Forest: It's Sailor Soldier vs Soldier!

Nico: Yep.

Sailor Chilldala: That's right.

Me: Are the other Anothers hostile or friendly?

Sailor Chilldala: They are friendly and they are all girls you might like J.D.

Nico: Whoa.

Sailor Great Forest: Sorry we have to fight like this.

Sailor Chilldala: No worries.

Girl Jordan: Lets do it!

Leeli: Right!

Girl Jordan: Lets go Leeli.

Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.

(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)

The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.

Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep

Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél

Sailor Chilldala glowed and she was separated from Another Volcanyx!

Qin: YEAH!

Sailor Chilldala: This will be awesome!

Sailor Great Forest: It sure will be!

Nico: Go for it!

The 2 sailors fired energy blasts and Another Volcanyx exploded!

MASSIVE FIERY EXPLOSION!

I caught the Wonder Ride Book! It was called The Chili Dog Planet Princess and the Evil Volcanic Phoenix.

Nico: Cool title.

Eli: Yep.

Me: One down. Zomdalf, Raydex, Nereida de Danann, Rosanha, Nisael, Pirates (SpongeBob), Cthulhu, Edo Fu, Edo Utakata, Edo Han, Edo Roshi, Edo Yagura, Edo Yugito, Two Face, and Marionette Shadow left.

Nico: Who's next?

Me: Sailor Callisto.

Maria: Okay.

She called her over.

Sailor Callisto: I'm here guys.

Qin: Cool!

Lola: This will be awesome.

Penelope Diamond: I'm sure it was.

Sailor Callisto: Shall we?

Lincoln: First this.

Lincoln fired a wave of light and separated Another Zomdalf from her.

Nico: Nice!

Penelope Diamond: Lets shall!

Penelope and Sailor Callisto fired waves of energy and the blasts hit and Another Zomdalf exploded!

KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called the Pink Diamond Princess and the Zombie Panda of Gandalf.

Me: Wow! This one is good.

Nico: Yep.

Me: Raydex is next.

Maria: Sailor Europa will be called in.

She was called in.

Sailor Europa: I'm here!

Me: Awesome.

Lola: Yeah!

Me: There!

We saw Another Raydex came!

Me: Whoa! Another Raydex!

Lola: Yeah!

Another Raydex reverted back and she was a girl with blue hair, Blue Eyes, and blue clothes and had a blue diamond in the middle of her forehead and had blue angel wings.

Me: Bianca Diamond!

Bianca Diamond: Awesome to see you again J.D.

Me: You too.

Nico: The Gene-slammer for Blue Diamond right?

Bianca Diamond: That's right.

Sailor Europa: Are you ready?

Lincoln: First this.

He fired a wave of energy and separated her from Another Raynex!

Bianca Diamond: Now I'm ready!

Me: Awesome!

Bianca and Sailor Europa fired wave so energy and blasted Another Raynex and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Princess of Blue Diamonds and the Kingdom of The Magic Birds.

Me: Neat.

Nico: Yep.

Me: Nereida de Danann next.

Nico: Sailor Io for that one.

Maria: I'll call that one in.

Sailor Io came.

Sailor Io: Did I miss anything?

Me: Nope. You made it just in time.

Sailor Io: Awesome.

Lola: There!

We saw ANOTHER NEREIDA DE DANANN!

Sailor Io: Whoa! This one will be good.

Nico: Yep.

Another Nereida reverted back and was a girl with yellow hair, yellow eyes and had yellow clothes and a yellow diamond in the middle of her forehead and had yellow angel wings.

Me: (GASP) Yvonne Diamond!

Yvonne Diamond: Awesome to see you again J.D.

Me: Same to you.

Nico: The gene-slammer of Yellow Diamond no doubt.

Yvonne Diamond: That's right.

Sailor Io: Let's do this!

Lincoln: After this.

He separated Another Nereida from Yvonne.

Yvonne Diamond: Lets!

Yvonne and Io fired waves of energy and blasted Another Nereida and she exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Yellow Diamond Princess and the Kingdom of Fairy Warriors.

Nico: Nice.

Me: Yep.

Lola: Another Rosanha, Nisael, Pirates (SpongeBob), Cthulhu, Edo Fu, Edo Utakata, Edo Han, Edo Roshi, Edo Yagura, Edo Yugito, Two Face, and Marionette Shadow left.

Me: Rosanha next.

Maria: Sailor Ganymede next.

She called her in.

Sailor Ganymede came.

Sailor Ganymede: Here I am!

Nico: Awesome.

Lola: Yeah!

Me: There!

We saw ANOTHER ROSANHA!

Qin: Whoa! This one looks vicious!

Another Rosanha reverted back and she was a girl with white hair, white eyes, white clothes and had white angel wings and a white diamond in the middle of her forehead.

Me: (GASP) Winona Diamond!

Winona Diamond: Awesome to see you again J.D.

Me: Same here.

Nico: The White Diamond Gene-slammer.

Winona Diamond: That's right.

Lola: Wow! You must be the most powerful one of the all.

Winona Diamond: Yep I sure am.

Sailor Ganymede: The Gene-slammers of the Great Diamond Authority. That is cool!

Qin: It sure is.

Sailor Ganymede: Let's do this!

Lincoln separated her from Another Rosanha!

Winona Diamond: Lets do it!

They fired waves of energy and blasted down Another Rosanha and it exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The White Diamond Princess and the Forest of Voracious Piranha Roses!

Me: Wow nice title.

Lola: Yep.

Me: Nisael next.

Maria: Sailor Dione for that one. I'll call her in.

Maria did so and she appeared.

Sailor Dione: Hey, guys!

Me: Awesome you could come.

Nico: Yep.

Lana: Look there!

We saw ANOTHER NISAEL!

Me: Another Nisael.

She reverted back and was a girl with Golden yellow hair, yellow eyes, yellow clothes and yellow orange wings and had a yellow gem in the middle of her forehead.

Me: Cindy Citrine!

Qin: Whoa!

Cindy Citrine: Awesome to see you again J.D.

Me: Same here.

Nico: Gene-slammer of Citrine right?

Cindy Citrine: Yep.

Laney: Wow!

Sailor Dione: Ready?

Lincoln fired a wave of light and separated her.

Cindy Citrine: Yep I sure am!

Me: Awesome!

They fired waves of energy and they hit Another Nisael and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Citrine Princess and the Kingdom of the Dark Banshee.

Me: Fitting.

Nico: Yep.

Lola: Next up is those Pie Bomb making Pirates.

Nico: Those pirates that had those pie bombs. Nice.

Maria: Sailor Poultry Prison for that one.

Lola: Yep.

Leni: HUG A CHICKEN! HUG A CHICKEN! HUG A CHICKEN! HUG A CHICKEN!

WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!

Qin: (LAUGHS) LENI!

Nico: (LAUGHS) That's funny!

Me: (LAUGHS) Leni I think Ed's starting to rub off on you!

Eddy: (laughs) Taking a page out of Ed's book, Leni?

Leni: It's something he would like since Sailor Poultry Prison is for the world of Chicken Run.

Me: That is true.

Maria called her in.

She arrived with a rooster crowing in the background.

Sailor Poultry Prison: I'm here! (CROWS LIKE A ROOSTER)

Nico: YEAH!

Qin: This is gonna be fun!

But then…

KRASPLAT!

EXTREMELY MASSIVE FIERY EXPLOSION!

A pie hit Nico square in the face and exploded in a massive fiery explosion!

Nico was burned and charred.

Nico: OUCH!

Qin: YIKES!

Nico: Who threw that?!

Me: THEY DID!

We saw the Another Pirates!

Nico: Uh oh!

Maria: Who are you?

They merged and reverted back and it was a girl with lime green hair and had green eyes and green clothes and had green angel wings.

Me: (GASP) Paulina Peridot!

Paulina Peridot: Awesome to see you again J.D.

Me: Same here.

Nico: Peridot's Gene-slammer.

Paulina Peridot: That's right.

May got all the soot off Nico.

Nico: (gives Sailor Poultry Prison a pie bomb) You'll need this.

Sailor Poultry Prison: Thanks Nico.

Lincoln: Lets separate you from them first.

Lincoln did so.

Sailor Poultry Prison: FIRE IN THE HOLE!

They threw the Pie and fired energy waves and the blasts hit the pirates and then the pie and then…

(BEEPING) WHAT THE FUCK!

EXTREMELY MASSIVE FIERY EXPLOSION!

They were blasted down and I caught the Wonder Ride Book. It was called The Peridot Princess Genius and the Demolition Pie Pirates.

Nico: Awesome title.

Me: Another Cthulhu next.

Brittney: Whoa this one is going to be tough

Maria: Who do we call for that?

Me: Sailor Umbrax, the Sailor Soldier of the home planet of the Ultraviolet Lanterns.

Nico: Whoa.

Maria did so.

In a flash of dark blue light came Sailor Umbrax!

Sailor Umbrax: I'm here guys.

Me: Awesome.

Nico: There she is!

We saw a figure and it was ANOTHER CTHULHU!

Qin: UH OH!

Nico: Don't look into her face or it will drive you mad.

Another Cthulhu: (Sarcastically) Ha ha ha very funny!

Me: That voice!

Nico: And you are?

She reverted back and was a girl with ocean blue hair and had blue eyes and blue clothes and had blue angel wings made of pure water and she had a blue gem in the middle of her forehead.

Me: (GASP) Lorelai Lapis Lazuli!

Nico: WHOA!

Lorelai Lapis Lazuli: Awesome to see you again J.D.

Me: Same here.

Sailor Umbrax: You must be the gene-slammer for Lapis Lazuli?

Lorelai Lapis Lazuli: That's right.

Sailor Umbrax: Me fighting Cthulhu. This is one for the bucket list.

Me: That would be everyone's awesome dream for their bucket list.

We laughed!

Brittney: (LAUGHS) That would be awesome.

Lola: Yeah!

Lincoln: Lets separate you first.

Lincoln did so and separated Another Cthulhu and Sailor Umbrax and Lorelai fired waves of energy and blasted him and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Lapis Lazuli Princess and the Eldritch Overlord of Cthulhu.

Me: Awesome title.

Qin: Yep.

Me: Now comes the EPIC part! The battles with Another Edo Fu, Edo Utakata, Edo Han, Edo Roshi, Edo Yagura and Edo Yugito.

Nicole: This is gonna get ugly! Better call in Sailors Oa, Qward, Okaara and Ysmault as well as Valeria McGonagall and Erin Wobbuffet.

Lola: Nice!

Maria did so and then in flashes of red, orange, yellow and green light as well as magic and water came said people.

Nico: Hey, Wobbuffet!

Erin Wobbuffet: WOBBUFFET!

We laughed!

Erin Wobbuffet: (LAUGHS) That was funny.

Valeria McGonagall: (British Accent) This will be so fun.

Lola: It sure will.

Me: Better power up for this one.

Nico: Yep.

Nico: There they are!

Out came 6 figures and they were THE ANOTHER EDO JINCHURIKI!

Me: This will be epic!

Another Utakata: (In a girls voice) You got to help me J.D.

I gasped!

Then they merged into a black mass and then they formed into a girl with black hair, black angel wings and she had a Space Godzilla's tail and his crystal spines and had blue eyes and had purple clothes and had the kanji for Space Godzilla on her arm!

Me: (GASP) Sakura Gojira!

Nico: Whoa! Are you?

Sakura Gojira: That's right. I'm the gene-slammer for Space Godzilla.

Carol: WHOA!

Me: A Kaiju Gene-slammer!?

Xenia: That's crazy!

Me: Yeah! Also you are 6 Another M.O.E. Members!?

Sakura Gojira: That's right. I was divided and I formed into those 6 people.

Lola: That's crazy!

Erin Wobbuffet: Don't worry. We're getting you out of this!

Nico: Yeah.

Lola: Besides you did not deserve this.

Sailor Ysmault: We'll help you.

Lincoln: This CAN'T be healthy for you. Lets help out.

Lincoln fired a wave of light and energy and separated her from the Another Edo Jinchuriki!

Sakura Gojira: WHOA!

Lola: Just like in 150,000 years right J.D.?

Me: Yep.

I powered up and Nico did to.

Me: Time for a Chili Dog fueled battle.

Erin Wobbuffet: Let's get it on!

We fired massive waves of energy and blasted all 6 of them down and then…

EXTREMELY MASSIVE FIERY EXPLOSIONS!

THEY EXPLODED!

I caught a huge Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Space Godzilla Princess of the Stars and The 6 Jinchuriki of Discord and Chaos.

Me: Very awesome and fitting.

Sakura Gojira: That was awesome!

Qin: YEAH!

Lola: YEAH!

Yelan: And you are?

Another Two Face: (In a girls voice) I believe that J.D. knows who I am.

She reverted back and was a girl with golden yellow hair and had red eyes and reddish orange clothes and had red angel wings and she was flipping a coin.

Me: (GASP) Wendy Wulfenite!

Xenia: Wow!

Wendy Wulfenite: Awesome to see you again J.D.

Me: Same here.

Nico: Wulfenite is beautiful.

Wendy Wulfenite: It sure is.

Two-Face: Nice coin. Is it like mine?

Wendy Wulfenite: Oh this? Take a look.

She showed it to us.

Me: Whoa! That's a 1794 Flowing Hair Silver Dollar! That's one of the first ever coins produced by the United States!

Nico: That is ancient!

Lola: It sure is!

Me: This has to be worth over $900,000.00.

Wendy Wulfenite: It is.

Me: But it's still in really good shape. It's now got to be worth more.

Nico: Yeah!

Me: Very awesome for a 229 year old coin.

Qin: Yeah.

Yelan: Oh yeah. We're definitely seperating you. Don't want that coin to be damaged.

Wendy Wulfenite: I agree.

Lincoln fired waves of light and separated her from Another Two-Face.

Me: YEAH!

Nico: J.D. want to flip a coin?

Me: Sure.

Nico gave me a dollar coin.

Me: Heads for destroy him.

I flipped it.

I caught the coin and it was on Heads!

Me: Heads!

Me and Yelan fired an energy blast and blasted him down and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

I caught the Wonder Ride book and it was called The Wulfenite Princess and The Two-Faced Gangster.

Qin: Nice title.

Me: Now for Another Marionette Shadow.

Lola: Yeah!

Me: Heads I win, Tails you lose.

We laughed!

Qin: (LAUGHS) YEAH!

Nico: There she is!

We saw a figure and it was ANOTHER MARIONETTE SHADOW!

Marionette Shadow: Who is that handsome devil!?

Qin: Like looking at yourself in a mirror.

Nico: It sure does feel like it.

Another Marionette Mirror: (In a girls voice) It's awesome to see you again J.D.

Me: (GASP) That voice!

She reverted back and was a girl with sea foam green hair and blue eyes and blue and green clothes.

Me: (GASP) Jezebel Jade II! Whoa!

Jezebel Jade II: Awesome to see you again J.D.

Me: Same to you. Jezebel Jade is a girl I met in Java and she is a special girl that specializes in this.

I held up a light and made shadow puppets of warriors and they battled dragons.

Me: It's called Wayang Kulit. Shadow Puppet Art in Java.

Nico: Wow! That is awesome! I remember seeing that when I lived in the Philippines.

Qin: That is cool! I know Wayang Kulit. That is really awesome.

Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!

Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.

Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!

Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.

Jezebel Jade II: Yes I am. I am trying to find my mother Jezebel Jade.

Me: Wait I actually know her. Jonny Quest and his friends and family do. She lives on the Island of Java and is an awesome treasure hunter and daring adventurer. She was trying to find a glowing red jewel called The Blood Gem.

Nico: The Largest Red Diamond in the World?

Me: Yep.

I pulled out said jewel.

Jezebel Jade II: (GASP) How did you find that?

Me: Some thugs dropped it in Java and I killed them and held onto it.

Jezebel Jade II: That's amazing. Also I'm the gene-slammer of Jade of the Crystal Gems.

Me: Wow!

Nico: That's cool!

Kaito and Zocks: Zenkaiju Gear!

They donned their Zenkaiju armor.

Me: Sorry we have to fight like this.

Jezebel Jade II: No worries.

She turned into Another Marionette Shadow!

Nico: (gets out Marionette Shadow's Ridewatch) Time for a puppet show!

Nico activated Marionette Shadow's ridewatch and then Nico formed a puppet of The Cursed Warrior from Naruto and he fired waves of blue fire and blasted her down.

Nico: And this. Heads I win, Tails you lose.

Nico activated Two-Face's Ridewatch and flipped a coin and it came up heads and he blasted her down with energy.

May: (gets out Rubber Bandit's Ridewatch) Time for rubber power!

May activated it and became super stretchy and then she grabbed Another Marionette Shadow and smashed her into the ground!

Me: YEAH!

Nico: Plastic Man would be proud!

Qin: YEAH!

May: Time for some fire! (ACTIVATES ELEMENTS FIRE FINN RIDEWATCH) (IN EXPLOSIVE RAGE) (BLUE FIRE EXPLODES OUT OF HER) I HATE ALL THIS FUCKING NONSENSE! I WILL KILL EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING AND MAKE EVERYONE SUFFER! I HATE YOU ALL! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! HAAAAATEEE YOU! HATE! HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE!

Nico screamed and jumped into my arms in fright!

Me: OOF! YOU'RE GIVING ME A HERNIA NICO!

Maria: WHOA! Talk about having an explosive temper!

Qin: NO KIDDING!

Lola: MAY IS REALLY MAD!

Nico: MAY IS SCARING ME!

Me: NICO YOU'RE GIVING ME A CRAMP!

Nico: Oh sorry.

Nico got off me.

May then stopped and she had a nasty headache.

May: (DIZZY) Oh man what a headache.

Me: Okay that one we're filing under never use unless absolutely necessary.

Maria: (gets out Water Elementor's Ridewatch) I think I'll like this one!

Maria activated it and fired a massive blast of water and spun Amother Marionette Shadow in a maelstrom and smashed her down!

Me: WHOA! That one enhances your water powers.

Nico: Yep.

Maria: Now for this. (ACTIVATES NEREIDA'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired waves of light and smashed her down!

Yelan: Now this one! (ACTIVATES TWO-FACE'S RIDEWATCH)

She flipped a coin and it came up heads and she fired a wave of light and smashed her down!

Then Robo Roxy, Evil Clayface, Terminus, Dorodoros, Vexxa, and Palm Tree Bouma appeared.

Nico: Nice team, Robo Roxy.

Robo Roxy: Thanks Nico. This is gonna be awesome.

Lola: Yep.

But then…

?: SWORDS OF JUSTICE HOOOO!

4 figures came out and they were Cobalion, Terrakion, Virizion and Keldeo!

Me: WHOA! Awesome! The legendary Swords of Justice!

Nico: I think I know them!

Cobalion: (In a girls voice) You sure do Nico.

Virizion: And it's awesome to see you again Qin. And you as well Nico.

Terrakion: (In a girls voice) We're ready for action!

Keldeo: ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL!

Nico: (GASP) Celica D'Artagnan, Abigail Porthos, Emily Athos and Kara Aramis!

Me: WHOA!

They reverted back. Celica was a girl with blue hair and blue angel wings and a blue sword and blue medieval clothes, Abigail was a girl with red hair, red clothes and red wings and a red sword, Emily was a girl with green hair, green clothes, green wings and a green sword and Kara was a girl with yellow hair, yellow clothes, yellow wings and a yellow sword!

Celica D'Artagnan: We got this one. We are known as The Elemental Musketeers.

Nicole: Wow! Awesome name!

Lola: I think that's cool!

They jumped and slashed Another Marionette Shadow and she exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

I caught the Ridewatch and purified it and brought Jezebel Jade II over.

Maria: Nice job!

Me: That was awesome! Are you girls related to…

Celica D'Artagnan: We sure are. We are the descendants of the original Three Musketeers.

Me: Whoa! That is awesome!

Laney: They were legends back in the 17th Century.

Lola: And they served under the command of Louie XIII.

Abigail Porthos: That's right.

Me: Your ancestors would be really proud of you.

Celica D'Artagnan: Thanks J.D.

Me: You're welcome. I formed my own Three Musketeers Style group in 150,000 years. We called ourselves The Knights of The New Fire.

Fu: It's true. And it was one amazing and awesome adventure.

Me: Yep.

Emily Athos: That is really cool!

Nico: It sure is.

Yelan: What are your favorite memories of Nico?

Celica D'Artagnan: We have a lot of them. But our favorite is when terrorists were trying to bomb the Palace of Versailles and we jumped in and stopped them and sent them to prison.

Me: That is awesome.

Lola: It sure is.

Nico: Yep.

Me: Do you girls have an oath like the Three Musketeers do?

Celica D'Artagnan: We sure do.

They held up their swords and crossed them.

Celica D'Artagnan: Justice is like a rainbow of color and light!

Abigail Porthos: Evil comes in the form of Darkness and Blight!

Emily Athos: The Light will Show itself and rid darkness from the town!

Kara Aramis: And in the Form of Elements we'll bring Evil Down!

All: THE ELEMENTAL MUSKETEERS SHALL LET JUSTICE BE KNOWN!

Me: Wow! Awesome Oath!

Varie: That is awesome!

Eli: Yep!

Nico and the girls hugged.

Nico: I've really missed you girls.

Celica D'Artagnan: We did too Nico.

Emily Athos: It's awesome to be with you again.

Me: Aww.

We went back home.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Papillon, Preciomon, Varodurumon, Plumeria, and Ymir are heading to The Uranus Prison, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the six girls here, but we got news from the Warden: Joyce Crandall, the heartless greedy bitch who tried to flood Royal Woods and got fired long ago, has finally lost her mind thanks to her combined hatred of Lincoln and the Loud Family, along with seeing her dreams of flooding and destroying Royal Woods to create another Great Lake for her tourist attraction and getting hit with The Mammon's Infernal Greed Vengeance Curse, and she's on the rampage in The Uranus Prison. But, we're not going to take that lying down, just like with Morag, Joyce Crandall is going to be taken down for good and she's getting The Black Gates where she will never hurt anyone or destroy another town for her selfish greed ever again.

Lincoln: Uh oh, we're here in The Uranus Prison, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the six girls here, but we also got news from the Warden: Joyce Crandall, the heartless greedy bitch who tried to flood Royal Woods and got fired long ago, has finally lost her mind thanks to her combined hatred of me and my family, along with seeing her dreams of flooding and destroying Royal Woods to create another Great Lake for her tourist attraction and getting hit with The Mammon's Infernal Greed Vengeance Curse after we took her down last year, and she's on the rampage in The Uranus Prison. But, we're not going to take that lying down, just like with Morag, Joyce Crandall is going to be taken down for good and she's getting The Black Gates where she will never hurt anyone or destroy another town for her selfish greed ever again.

Laney: That heartless home-destroying greedy harpy, now she's gone way too far! We should've killed her last year.

Lincoln: But, where's the fun in that? Besides, I wanted to see her mind destroyed forever with the combination of both her hatred of me and the family, along with seeing her dreams of flooding and destroying Royal Woods to create another Great Lake for her tourist attraction and getting hit with The Mammon's Infernal Greed Vengeance Curse after we took her down last year.

Nico: So, you waited until she finally snapped big time, so we can put her out of her misery? (Smirks) Nice one.

Me: Yeah, I got to admit that was a smart move. Now, we can give her The Black Gates, just like what you did to Morag, Lincoln.

Lincoln: Exactly, plus, I also got it broadcasted to our resident jerks at Dad's restaurant, specifically Flip who's done a lot of dirty schemes and crimes and all to satisfy his greed and desire for money.

Eli: Nice.

Rarity: They always say that patience is a virtue. Say, June, how did Rayman teach Dennis a lesson whenever he made those snide insults at you?

Juniper Lee: (Snickers) That still cracked me up to this day.

Rayman: Me too.

Rayman made a viewing mirror of that event two days ago.

Juniper Lee: Well, two days ago, Rayman was talking with both my parents and Ah Mah about what he had planned, but then, he felt a disturbance and he ran to the living room where he ran into me and Ray Ray of course making fun of Dennis again. But, when Dennis called me a buttface, I was about to call him a hairless wonder, that was until Rayman tapped Dennis on the shoulder and he had a look in his eyes, and I knew it was going to get ugly.

Past Rayman: You and me, backyard, now!

Past Ray Ray: Oh man! Oh, this is going to be so awesome!

Me: Uh oh, when he heard that snide insult from Dennis' mouth, he took offense, didn't he?

Juniper Lee: Yep, it was going to get ugly big time, and by then, we were at the backyard, and Dennis had out his wand.

Past Dennis: This'll be easy to fight someone who has no limbs.

Past Rayman: (Smirks) Heh, that's what you think because I'm not the same as I was two years ago.

Suddenly, Rayman took off his long long-sleeved white trenchcoat showing he had really muscled arms, legs underneath his long dark purple pants, and a neck.

Juniper Lee: And when he saw Rayman had both really muscled arms, legs, and a neck, Dennis went white as a ghost, Ray Ray, Monroe, and I almost burst out laughing.

Past Jasmine Lee: Oh, this should be a good match!

Dennis was about to fire blasts of magic from his wand, but Rayman fired an energy fist which took his wand and gave it to Jasmine Lee.

Past Dennis: Hey!

Past Juniper Lee: He wants to settle it fist to fist, so no using your magic wand. Besides, he's also an expert on magic, Hairless Wonder.

Past Jasmine Lee: Fair's fair, Dennis, you have to play by the rules.

Past Dennis: Okay, Ah Mah.

Past Rayman: Alright, then, bring it on!

Dennis ran at Rayman, but being a natural-born fighter, Rayman used a clothesliner on him, and he'd followed with a roundhouse kick.

Past Ray Ray: Aw man, he used a clothesliner and roundhouse kick. AWESOME!

Past Juniper Lee: Just one clothesliner and roundhouse kick, and already, he has Dennis on the ropes.

Finally, Rayman used a cobra clutch on Dennis and pinned him to the ground.

Past Rayman: You want to tap out, now's your chance.

Dennis tapped out, and Rayman got off and helped him up.

Past Jasmine Lee: Looks like Rayman won the match and taught Dennis a lesson.

Past Rayman: Now, are you going to try not to insult your sister? I don't want to have to teach you another lesson.

Past Dennis: Okay, I promise not to make any snide insults to my little sister.

But, he had his fingers crossed, and June smirked.

Past Juniper Lee: Rayman, he had his fingers crossed!

Past Rayman: He what?!

When June took out his hand and saw his fingers were crossed, Dennis freaked out and he ran with Rayman running after him.

Past Rayman: Dennis, you get back here and take your lumps like a man!

We laughed as the viewing window vanished.

Nico: Oh man, Rayman really laid quite the smackdown on your older brother.

Juniper Lee: He never ceases to amaze me, and he really taught him a lesson.

Me: And when you saw Dennis had his fingers crossed, you pulled a Lola on him.

Lola: Really slick, and it was so funny seeing Rayman chase after Dennis like that and yelling for him to take his lumps like a man.

Rayman: Luckily, he swore not to cause any trouble until the day of our wedding, and Monroe is also going to keep an eye on him and Ray Ray. Now then, let's go and teach that greedy harpy a lesson she will carry with her to her grave.

We travelled through the Uranus Prison, and it was a mess thanks to Joyce Crandall's very ugly and very nasty rampage. Suddenly, we saw Alien Hunter appear before us and with it are the six girls.

Rarity: My word, that's Alien Hunter.

Alien Hunter: (Girl's voice) Sorry about that, but I managed to get the girls away from that psychotic crazy bitch, and I also drenched her before we ran.

Lincoln: (Gasps) That voice, Marina Kaimana, I knew it was you.

?: (ENRAGED SCREAM) YOU LOUDS WILL ALL PAY FOR RUINING MY TOURIST ATTRACTION!

Suddenly, we saw our target: Joyce Crandall, and she has now officially lost her mind thanks to her combined hatred of Lincoln Loud and the Loud Family, along with seeing her dreams of flooding and destroying Royal Woods to create another Great Lake for her tourist attraction and getting hit with The Mammon's Infernal Greed Vengeance Curse after she was taken down last year.

Rarity: My word, you really made her lose her marbles, Linky.

Sylvester: All the better to put this monster down once and for all.

Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.

Lincoln: My words exactly, let's get that greedy harpy and string her up by her entrails.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Star Blood-Stained Demonic Darkness Justice and Divine Star Bloodstained Demonic Dark Demon Hound Compassion, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal search Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Archangel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Heavenly Lightstorm Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Archangel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Justice, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Magical Elemental Fairy Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Fairy Wolf Justice and Divine Elemental Fairy Magic Mysticon Wolf Hope and he had his Lupus' Celestial Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice and Eye of Lupus orb ready, Rarity's team, The Lion Guard, The Miraculous Celestial Union, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nico, Nicole, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Joyce Crandall, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, Lincoln fired a blue energy blast which hit Joyce Crandall, and she was obliterated forever and she was sent to The Black Gates forever. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.

Warden: Thanks for getting rid of her, Lincoln. She went completely insane and she went on a violent rampage mongrelizing the other inmates and she even badly injured some of the guards.

Lincoln: We'll make sure they're tended to, Warden.

Varie healed the injured guards, and we tended to any injured inmates who also got hurt by Joyce Crandall on her violent rampage, and then, we all went back home, and just in time too, we soon heard Flip's bellowing voice swearing revenge on us.

Me, Nico, Eli, and Qin: Yeah, fuck you too, you mutant cheapskate!

Lori: Flip's such a total blowhard.

Luna: He's lucky we're not killing him, we killed him once, but now, he's getting humiliated for the rest of his miserable life.

Lincoln: And we're already making his life a total misery by humiliating him and the other jerks in the process. But, Joyce Crandall was worse than Flip: she wanted to destroy our home and turn it into another Great Lake for her tourist attraction and to line her pockets, so yeah, she was one jerk who needed to be forgotten for good.

Me: And you made sure of that, Lincoln.

Lincoln: I sure did.

Nico: And you were right to say she's just like Morag: she was absolutely insane, psychopathic, evil, heartless, selfish, and greedy, and she deserved to get sent to The Black Gates for what she tried to do, and I can guess she's done this to so many other innocent people.

Lincoln: If she did, then, she deserves this big time. (To Marina Kaimana) And it's so good to see you again, Marina Kaimana.

Marina Kaimana reverted back to normal, and she's a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long aqua blue hair, aqua blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess, and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful aqua blue angel wings, she's dressed in a sleeveless aqua blue crop top, crimson red skirt, necklace with aqua blue gem for the pendant, aqua blue bridal gloves, aqua blue knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with water, ocean waves, aliens, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Alien Hunter, and holstered on her back is a massive Alien Hunter-themed greatsword with embedded blue gems and Alien Mars etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged aqua blue blade, large aqua blue dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces embedded on both sides of the hilt with aqua blue gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large white angel heads and large aqua blue gem on the bottom of the large white angel heads for the pommel.

Marina Kaimana: You too, Linky, it's been a long time.

Lincoln went up to Marina Kaimana and he hugged her, and Marina Kaimana is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and they also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Marina Kaimana: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old 7'9" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness, man, you've really really grown a lot in height, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Nico: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and he's become truly immortal.

Nicole: And Lincoln, you know this sexy hot mama?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nicole, this is Marina Kaimana, Gene-Slammer of Alien Hunter, she's my Guardian Angel and one super sexy and super beautiful girl who's also a very strong and powerful warrior and tactician with incredibly strong cosmic water powers, and immortality, and like I told you all yesterday: Marina Kaimana's known as a Hydrosapien, an alien from the planet Hydros, an ocean planet in the Virgo Supercluster, and like the Pyrosapiens, the Hydrosapiens are a really powerful race of warriors who have defended their planet from invaders for countless eons.

Just then, Shanan appeared.

Shanan: Yep, they look human in appearance, but what marks them out is that they have aqua hair, aqua blue eyes, and aqua blue angel wings. Their true form is really beautiful, they have aqua blue sclera and they have aqua blue wave tattoos covering their hands and forearms and feet, and the clothes they have on transforms into a aqua blue ocean wave-themed two-piece bikini, which is their real outfit, and like the Pyrosapiens, they also have quite an extremely powerful sexual drive, and like the Pyrosapiens, they have a very powerful desire find a mate who is not only very strong, powerful, and very intelligent, but that mate also has a kind heart, brave, bold, noble, courageous, and who always helps those in need, and for Marina, the one who fit that role was Lincoln.

Luna: Plus, she and Lincoln have more than once engaged in their fair shares of making out and kissing and more than once, it always ends with Lincoln getting his entire face covered in kisses, his face red with passion, steam whistling from his ears, and hearts in his eyes. But now that Lincoln's gotten older, we just know she's going to want to take it much further, but he's ready. Plus, she hates perverts with the same vengeance as you, and she doesn't need to use sexual wiles to rat them out, she can sense it by looking into their auras, and when she finds that out, she unleashes pure hell upon them by firing waves of water at them, and she also makes her threats clear as the ocean, if she sees any single person trying to peek at her, she'll have them swept out to sea, and if she dares to find out someone's hurting Lincoln, she'll send them to her home planet to be brutally massacred and swept out into the tides, and that threat's been sent to Flip, Scoots, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies, and that also included Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they stepped out of line.

Nicole: Just like what your brother told us yesterday.

Marina Kaimana: And I know Lincoln's going to mark me, but before he does, let me show you all my true form.

Suddenly, Marina Kaimana transformed into her true form as the sclera of her eyes turned aqua blue and she has aqua blue ocean wave tattoos covering her hands and forearms and feet, and her clothes morphed into a aqua blue ocean wave two-piece bikini, which is her real outfit.

Fabia: So, that's her true form, wow.

May: She looks even more beautiful in her true form.

Suddenly, Marina Kaimana went up to Lincoln, and she wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he suddenly wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Suddenly, Marina gave Lincoln a passionate kiss on the lips as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and they suddenly engaged in a French kiss. Suddenly, we saw Lincoln's veins glow aqua blue and when they were done, Lincoln still had a massive red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes.

Nicole: What was that?

Shanan: I think I know what it was: like with Pyrosapiens, when Hydrosapiens engage in a passionate make-out with their chosen mate, they give them a special gift: their French kissing resulted from her marking Lincoln as her chosen husband hence the glowing aqua blue veins on his body, and that also increased his superhuman physical and mental abilities along with getting a massive power and energy increase, and increased his hyperpuberty along with increasing the effects of Becky Long's Virility serum and the super soldier serum that were in his body, along with his body heat.

Me: (Whistles)

Nico: Oh man.

Lincoln: It's okay, Nico. Now, then, I think it's my turn to mark you, Marina.

Suddenly, Lincoln hugged Marina Kaimana in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Marina Kaimana: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Marina Kaimana's neck with aqua blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and aqua blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Marina Kaimana: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Marina Kaimana.

Marina Kaimana had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her, and he leans down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the six girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, he immediately recognized them. The six girls are Chitose Odu, Kasumi Yoshino, Milly, Natsuko Suwa, Satomi Kawanakajima, and Yuki Hanei from Binary Pot.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Chitose Odu, Kasumi Yoshino, Milly, Natsuko Suwa, Satomi Kawanakajima, and Yuki Hanei from Binary Pot.

Nicole: Whoa, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Chitose Odu: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Chitose Odu and the other five girls saw who it was that saved them from Joyce Crandall, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'9" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscrossing straps and large circular chest plate with phoenix on it, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracelet and other bracelets merged with them, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers, he has ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense blue aura around him.

Chitose Odu: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Lincoln made five clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Chitose Odu: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Chitose Odu, Kasumi Yoshino, Milly, Natsuko Suwa, Satomi Kawanakajima, and Yuki Hanei with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team was shocked to find out the villain we went after was Lincoln's old enemy, Joyce Crandall, the heartless greedy bitch who tried to flood Royal Woods and got fired long ago, and thanks to her combined hatred of Lincoln and the Loud Family, along with seeing her dreams of flooding and destroying Royal Woods in order to create another Great Lake for her tourist attraction and getting hit with The Mammon's Infernal Greed Vengeance Curse after we'd taken her down long ago, she had lost her mind and went on a violent rampage in The Uranus Prison.

But, when Lincoln showed what we did in brutally beating that heartless greedy town-destroying bitch into the ground and Lincoln finishing her off by firing a very powerful energy blast that obliterated her and sent her to The Black Gates forever, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him all over. Lincoln and Marina Kaimana have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.

Maria: Hah, she finally got what she deserved for her crimes.

Lincoln: You're right about that.

Nico: And we made sure to televise the death of Joyce Crandall, and it made Flip go insane.

Me: We all heard his bellow and did we absolutely piss him off.

Eli: If he dares to attack us again, he's going to suffer a lot worse.


After finally getting rid of Joyce Crandall and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Marina Kaimana saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Marina Kaimana: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 17-year-old, 7'9" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out for many years. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Marina, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Marina Kaimana: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.

Marina Kaimana: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.

Nico: Yep. So, Marina, what memories did you have with Lincoln, and did you have to get rough with any of his enemies along with Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan?

Marina Kaimana: I do have a video of one memory, it was with me and Lincoln at Lake Michigan.

Marina Kaimana pulled up a video and it played on the screen, and it showed Lincoln in a large orange speedo and Marina in her true form and wearing her aqua blue ocean wave two-piece bikini, and they were enjoying a day of fun.

?: LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDD!

Past Marina Kaimana: What the heck was that?!

Past Lincoln: Ugh, I'd recognized that bellow of rage and the stench of an unwashed cheapskate from anywhere, it's Flip, and it sounds like he's on the rampage again!

Marina and Lincoln got up from the sand, and they saw Flip come out with red eyes of hate and he was foaming at the mouth, and he had a knife in his hand.

Past Lincoln: This again, you mutant cheapskate! Looks like I need to knock you down again!

Past Marina Kaimana: No, Linky, I got this.

Flip bellowed like a mad bull and came charging at them, but Marina Kaimana fired two powerful water waves which hit Flip, and sent him flying right back to the prison he busted out of.

Past Lincoln: Whoa, now that was so awesome!

Past Marina Kaimana: No one's messing with my man, especially not the stupid, greedy, hairy, smelly, three butt-cheeked mutant cheapskate of Royal Woods.

Marina Kaimana and Lincoln kissed as the video ends.

Nico: Whoa, so you kicked Flip's mutant hide and sent him flying back to prison, that was awesome!

Luna: That mutant messed with the water alien chick, and he went down hard.

Me: And Lincoln told us of what Flip tried to do, and we wanted his head for what he tried to do, and I cursed at Flip calling him a ton of profanities and curses.

Nico: Damn!

Laney: We were lucky to cover Lily's ears so she couldn't hear any of his profanities and curses, and we had to wash his mouth out with soap.

Sumner: You got that right.

Sakura Knudson: Jeez, I never knew you had quite a foul mouth, J.D.

Me: Unfortunately, I do, and I was so mad at that mutant, he deserved it big time.

We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Elemental HERO Burstinatrix, Elemental HERO Lady Heat, Kiwi Magician Girl, Chocolate Magician Girl, Apple Magician Girl, Lemon Magician Girl, Minty Zaki, Adorabeezle Winterpop, and Snowanna Rainbeau are heading to Sirena Beach.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'9", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Elemental HERO Burstinatrix, Elemental HERO Lady Heat, Kiwi Magician Girl, Chocolate Magician Girl, Apple Magician Girl, Lemon Magician Girl, Minty Zaki, Adorabeezle Winterpop, and Snowanna Rainbeau were dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Elemental HERO Burstinatrix, Elemental HERO Lady Heat, Kiwi Magician Girl, Chocolate Magician Girl, Apple Magician Girl, Lemon Magician Girl, Minty Zaki, Adorabeezle Winterpop, and Snowanna Rainbeau had feelings for Lincoln and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln killed them all and sucked out their blood, which made Flip go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at him and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of that mutant, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that Elena Archer has sent some thugs to kill them.

Elemental HERO Burstinatrix: Wow, so this is Sirena Beach, it truly is beautiful!

Lincoln: It sure is, Burstinatrix, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?

Lincoln, Elemental HERO Burstinatrix, Elemental HERO Lady Heat, Kiwi Magician Girl, Chocolate Magician Girl, Apple Magician Girl, Lemon Magician Girl, Minty Zaki, Adorabeezle Winterpop, and Snowanna Rainbeau dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, then they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Elemental HERO Burstinatrix, Elemental HERO Lady Heat, Kiwi Magician Girl, Chocolate Magician Girl, Apple Magician Girl, Lemon Magician Girl, Minty Zaki, Adorabeezle Winterpop, and Snowanna Rainbeau got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, but then, they saw Elena Archer's hired thugs coming after them, but Lincoln fired orbs of black and blood red energy which hit them and he sucked out all their blood and energy and killed them and sent them to The Black Gates forever.

Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Elemental HERO Burstinatrix, Elemental HERO Lady Heat, Kiwi Magician Girl, Chocolate Magician Girl, Apple Magician Girl, Lemon Magician Girl, Minty Zaki, Adorabeezle Winterpop, and Snowanna Rainbeau, and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Elemental HERO Burstinatrix, Elemental HERO Lady Heat, Kiwi Magician Girl, Chocolate Magician Girl, Apple Magician Girl, Lemon Magician Girl, Minty Zaki, Adorabeezle Winterpop, and Snowanna Rainbeau placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive muscular body, and eight-pack abs.

Nico: Whoa, looks like someone really had an awesome time at Sirena Beach, eh, Lincoln?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!

Suddenly, nine Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Elemental HERO Burstinatrix, Elemental HERO Lady Heat, Kiwi Magician Girl, Chocolate Magician Girl, Apple Magician Girl, Lemon Magician Girl, Minty Zaki, Adorabeezle Winterpop, and Snowanna Rainbeau with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Elemental HERO Burstinatrix, Elemental HERO Lady Heat, Kiwi Magician Girl, Chocolate Magician Girl, Apple Magician Girl, Lemon Magician Girl, Minty Zaki, Adorabeezle Winterpop, and Snowanna Rainbeau are now in your harem.

Alexis: Looks like two of Jaden's Elemental HEROs have joined his harem, and Caitlin and Monica, the two Gene-Slammers of Burstinatrix and Lady Heat, really approve of it.

Monica Anniston: We sure do.

Jenna: Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that cheapskate's just making things much worse for himself.

Serena Logan: Even after all this time, Flip's still the same mutant cheapskate he's always been.

Rarity: And trying to kill Elemental HERO Burstinatrix, Elemental HERO Lady Heat, Kiwi Magician Girl, Chocolate Magician Girl, Apple Magician Girl, Lemon Magician Girl, Minty Zaki, Adorabeezle Winterpop, and Snowanna Rainbeau, now he's really going to get it.

Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with Elena Archer's hired thugs, but I killed them all and sucked out their blood, and she should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!

Suddenly, we heard Elena Archer scream with extreme hatred and rage.

Maria: Yeah, up yours, you monster bitch!

Carmen: Sheesh, those monster bitches just don't even know when to quit.

Nico: Serves her right, but she'll get hers later on today.

Me: They sure will, those monster bitches have gotten on our nerves five years ago, and now, they're going to pay dearly for everything they've done.

Lincoln: You got that right, and we're continuing to drive Brianna Greyson insane with rage, but come the day we get after her, she'll suffer for everything she's done before we end her for good.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was Elena Archer of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, and she's heading here to kill Lincoln and get revenge. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, it's Elena Archer of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, and she's heading here to kill me and get revenge.

Selene Arcangela: Should've known Brianna Greyson would send her next. But, if we know that bitch all too well, she'll also be bringing Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson with her.

Nicholette Torrington: Just like what happened when The Chernabog Sisters came after us last year.

Lincoln: That won't be a problem, I'll trap them in a force field.

Belle Yates: While you and I deal with Elena Archer and put an end to her for good, Lincoln.

Lincoln: But, we also got to watch it though, Elena Archer will no doubt have her machine guns with her, along with the others.

Nico: Good thinking, if they broke out of jail, they're bound to have gotten access to high-powered machine guns they stole from the cops or got themselves from contacts outside. Alright, gang, let's go, we may not have a mission today, but we still need to put a stop to that monster bitch, Elena Archer.

Lincoln: Yeah, as long as she's still alive, she remains an extremely dangerous threat to everyone all around her, so we need to get rid of her once and for all and that'll drive the other monster bitches extremely insane with anger and rage and send them running for their lives.

Selene Arcangela: You better start praying for mercy, you remorseless bitch.

Selene Emperyous: Because, we will show you and the others none for everything you've done in the past.

Belle Yates: No way are we forgiving you for any of your actions, Elena Archer, you better be ready to pay the price for your foul misdeeds.

Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and we headed off to destroy Elena Archer of The Legion of The Lincoln Haters.

We arrived at the park to hunt down Elena Archer of The Legion of The Lincoln Haters.

Me: Alright, we've arrived at the park, now where's that monster bitch?

Nico: She'll be here very soon. We just need to hear that banshee's scream.

?: LINCOLN LOUD, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU FOR GETTING US EXPELLED FIVE YEARS AGO, YOU WHITE-HAIRED FREAK!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large search pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the ten coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the ten large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Lincoln: Oh great, I knew there's no mistaking that foul mouth from anywhere, you just don't know when to call it quits, do you, Elena Archer?

We saw a girl with black hair, red eyes, and dressed in a black coat, white blouse, black pants, and black knee-high boots heading our way on a motorcycle, it was Elena Archer of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, but we also saw Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson, who's already falling into madness heading here as well.

Selene Arcangela: Oh great, that monster bitch's also got Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson with her.

Lincoln: If they think I'm going to take that lying down, they've got another thing coming.

Lincoln fired magnetic blasts at the motorcycles and destroyed them and that sent the Legion of The Lincoln Haters flying off the destroyed motorcycles, and when they got back up and saw Lincoln, they were now absolutely pissed off.

Elena Archer: You ruined everything, Lincoln Loud! We had every last loser cowering in fear before us, but you...! YOU JUST HAD TO PLAY THE HERO AND RUIN OUR REIGN!

Brianna Grayson: And what you fucking did in killing our dads..., THAT WAS THE LAST STRAW THAT BROKE OUR FUCKING BACKS! KILL THEM ALL! LEAVE NONE OF THEM ALIVE!

But, before Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson could get after us, Lincoln trapped them in a rainbow energy field.

Alana Cameron: WHAT THE FUCK?! HE TRAPPED US INSIDE THIS AGAIN! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, LINCOLN!

Lincoln: Cry me a river!

Maria: You tell her, Lincoln! (Flips Middle Finger) And up yours, bitch!

Qin: They're just as, if not even worse, than Audrey Madison, and she was a heartless, sick, twisted, good-for-nothing, murderous slut!

Me: And they're still as stupid and murderous as ever.

Belle Yates: This'll make sure the message is clear: we're putting an end to them once and for all.

Suddenly, Belle Yates' eyes turned neon orange and she was surrounded by a pink and white energy aura with stars, lights, and phoenixes, and as she approached Elena Archer, she left pink and white energy, stars, lights, and phoenixes with every step.

Belle Yates: I can't believe that you'd break out one day to get revenge on Lincoln for something that was entirely your fault, Elena Archer, and the same goes with the rest of the monster bitches inside the energy field. You think that now that you and the rest of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters have broken free you can just waltz in here and try and kill Lincoln, we're not standing for it. You've already put the final nail in your coffin, and now, it's time for you to die.

Suddenly, Belle Yates was surrounded by a massive vortex of pink and white energy with stars, suns, and lights, and surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes flying around the vortexes, and in the vortex is a pink phoenix with red eyes glaring at Elena Archer: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Belle Yates emerged, but she was changed forever.

Belle Yates grew to 7'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has pink and white highlights in the bangs of her long brown hair tied in a ponytail and she no longer has braces, she has neon pink eyes and a pink and white energy aura with stars, lights, and phoenixes surrounding her, she has a phoenix and dragon emblazoned on her forehead with Third Eye with pink iris, she has on phoenix earrings with pink gems for eyes and holding the Light and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has a dragon with white gems for eyes and holding the Light and Eternity Kanjis in the claws on the bottom of her white dragon-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with white crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and teal gems embedded on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Belle Yates has on a white long-sleeved shirt, tan cargo shorts, pink sweater tied around her shoulders, white shoes, she has on large gold metal bands with pink gems on her biceps and thighs, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with music notes, stars, lights, and phoenixes on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix surrounded by lights and stars. Suddenly, Beatrix Yates felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive brown angel wings with pink and white tips on the feathers grew and sprouted out from her back, and she now has eleven massive and long brown wolf tails with white tips and pink markings, Belle Yates has on her Ring of the Phoenix with pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Belle Yates' newly forged greatswords and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of pink and white energy, stars, lights, music notes, and phoenixes, and when it emerged, it transformed into Belle Yates' Eternal Cosmic Storm Music Solar Fury Greatsword of Eternal Cosmic Storm Musician Solar Fury Phoenix Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded pink gems and white etchings and a dragon and phoenix etched on the 7'3" massive, wide, double-edged pink blade, large white dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with pink gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large pink phoenix heads with white gems for eyes and in their mouths and a large pink dragon head with a white gem in its mouth below the large phoenix heads for the pommel. Belle Yates has on her new Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with pink gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left bracer, her new gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with pink gems for eyes and a large white gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a pink kanji below the dragon and phoenix that said, "Belle Yates, Talented Musician, Loving Younger Sister of Beatrix, Bumper Junior, and Beau Yates, Loving Younger Daughter of Jancey and Bumper Yates, Despiser of Killjoy Huggins, Dark Chandler and His Minions, And The Rest of Lincoln's Enemies, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of Elena Archer of The Legion of The Lincoln Haters, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Lights, Music, Stars, and Phoenixes"

ベル・イェーツ、才能ある音楽家、ベアトリクス、バンパー・ジュニア、ボー・イェーツの愛情深い妹、ジャンシーとバンパー・イェーツの愛情深い娘、キルジョイ・ハギンズの軽蔑者、ダーク・チャンドラーと彼の手下、リンカーンの敵の残り、愛する未来の妻リンカーン・ラウド、エレナの駆逐艦 リンカーン・ヘイターズ軍団のアーチャー、極度に邪悪で、混乱し、殺人的で、冷酷で、サディスティックなろくでなしの破壊者であり、殺害者であり、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒であり、光、音楽、星の達人、およびフェニックス

Belle Yates has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DRAGON-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE SOLAR LIGHT ETERNAL COSMIC SOLAR CLASSIC MUSICIAN LIGHT DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE SOLAR LIGHT ETERNAL COSMIC SOLAR CLASSIC MUSICIAN LIGHT DRAGON PHOENIX JUSTICE AND DIVINE SOLAR LIGHT ETERNAL COSMIC SOLAR CLASSIC MUSICIAN LIGHT DRAGON PHOENIX LOVE!

We were amazed by Belle Yates' Super Angel-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Elena Archer saw it, she went fucking crazy and she got out her machine gun to fire at Belle Yates, but Belle Yates fired a barrage of pink and white energy blasts with stars, lights, music notes, dragons, and phoenixes at Elena Archer and it sent her flying into a tree back first, she got back up and she ran at Belle Yates again with a knife she got out, but she disarmed Elena Archer by firing light beams which hit her and sent her flying into another tree, she got back up, but now, she was mega pissed off!

Nico: Whoa!

Me: Whoa is right, Belle Yates has transformed into her Super Angel-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and she disarmed Elena Archer and sent her flying into a tree.

Lincoln: Elena Archer has been asking for this for a long time, and what better way to administer her final judgement than right in front of the other members of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters.

Belle Yates: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Cosmic Classic Music Solar Light Dragon Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Classic Music Solar Light Dragon Phoenix Love) You got that right. Now, let's rip her apart, Linky.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Hope, and he joined Belle Yates.

Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You and the others have caused more than enough grief and trouble to everyone in Michigan for too long, Elena Archer. We've made the right choice getting you all expelled and put in prison five years ago, but you know what, prison's too good for any of you. Now, we're going to fix that and do what should've been done to you years ago.

Belle Yates and Lincoln went after Elena Archer who went extremely ballistic and continued firing at them, but they dodged the bullets, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, pink and white energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Elena Archer and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her, and they attacked her with their massive greatswords leaving scars on her, and Lincoln left many more with his claws and he and Belle attacked her with punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they were really, really, really pissing off her off now and driving her even more ballistic.

Just then, Elena Archer got out a second machine gun, but Lincoln put up a rainbow energy shield around him, Belle Yates, and all of us, and she started shooting like crazy and also laughing like a deranged bitch, but the bullets were getting bounced off the energy shield. Suddenly, the machine guns ran out of bullets and Elena Archer's deranged laughter died down and she was really fucked now.

Me: Hah! You're out of bullets, bitch, and you know what that means!

Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) (Smirks) You're shit out of luck!

Lincoln grabbed Elena Archer by the neck and he tossed her into the air, and Lincoln and Belle Yates fired a powerful barrage of energy balls with lights, heavenly auras, music notes, gold halo rings, stars, quintessence, elemental forces, and mythological animals, and as they hit Elena Archer, they exploded with incredible power and she was killed in the explosions, and that angered the rest of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters. Then, Elena Archer's spirit appeared, and she was still incensed with anger and fury.

Elena Archer: You think you've won?! I'LL RETURN ONE DAY AND KILL YOU ALL!

Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) No, you're done and this time forever, Elena Archer. Give my regards to your lowlife dad when you see him.

Lincoln summoned the spirits of Elena Archer's victims from the past who seized her, and then, he drew the Judgement Kanji on her forehead, and as predicted, she was found guilty for her crimes, and she was fading away from existence.

Elena Archer: NO! NO! DAMN YOU, LINCOLN LOUD, DAMN YOU ALL, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM! DAMN YOU ALL TO (FADES AWAY)

We cheered wildly for Belle Yates and Lincoln holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Belle Yates' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, and eleven massive and long brown wolf tails, and massive brown angel wings are permanent.

Then, the rainbow energy field Lincoln put up to keep Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson inside went down, and they ran up to the dead remains of Elena Archer. Then, they looked at Lincoln and they were absolutely really seething with rage!

Brianna Greyson: You're going to pay for this, Lincoln Loud! YOU FUCKING FREAK! KILL HIM! KILL THE FUCKER! LEAVE NONE OF THEM ALIVE! (LAUGHING INSANELY)

Suddenly, the sound of police sirens were heard, and being the criminals they were, they knew they were in huge trouble!

Brianna Greyson: (ENRAGED SCREECHING) This isn't over, Lincoln Loud!

Then, Catherine Mason, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson ran off, but not before they gave us the finger, and me and Nico retaliated by giving them the finger and it drove them mad as they ran off.

Nico: Yeah, up yours too, bitch!

Belle Yates: We've taken another one down so far, and now, we got six more to go. Thanks for helping me destroy Elena Archer, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Belle.

Suddenly, Belle Yates wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Belle Yates's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, and Angel flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and lights shining down on them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Belle Yates absorbed the lights and they came back to us as the display vanished.

Nico: Whoa, now that's what I call a dose of solar musical justice. Lincoln, Belle, you two did really awesome in teaching that monster bitch, Elena Archer, a lesson and pissing off the rest of those monster bitches.

Lincoln: Thanks, Nico, but we're already fast approaching the end of The War Against The Legion.

Me: You said it.

Lincoln: And for tomorrow, the next member of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters that's going to show her face is Catherine Mason, which means you, Lewa, and I are up next, Ms. DiMartino.

Ms. DiMartino: Yes, we'll make her pay for all of her crimes in full.

Lewa: Right after we help Valiant on my special day.

Lincoln: But we've also got to keep an eye out, The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters are bound to send hired thugs after us.

Nico: We'll be ready for them since we've been dealing with hired thugs hired by our resident jerks to kill us, which always end with you killing them by sucking out their blood and pissing Flip and the other jerks off. So, which Alien Gene-Slammer are you meeting on your rescue tomorrow, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Good question, Nico, how about a Gene-Slammer for Alien Mother.

Selina Almenara: (Gasps) That's awesome, Linky and there's only one person we know who'd be Gene-Slammed into Alien Mother: Adreana Metrodora, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and one super sexy and super beautiful girl who's also a very strong and powerful warrior and tactician with incredibly strong cosmic dark powers, and immortality. But, here's the really surprising part: Adreana Metrodora's known as a Umbrasapien, an alien from the planet Umbras, a planet of eternal darkness in the Virgo Supercluster.

We gasped.

Shanan: I've heard of them, they're a really powerful race of warriors who've defended their planet from invaders for countless eons, they look human in appearance, but what marks them out is that they have dark purple hair, pink eyes, and dark purple angel wings. Their true form is really beautiful, they have dark purple sclera and they have dark purple tattoos covering their hands and forearms and feet, and the clothes they have on transforms into a dark purple and black-themed two-piece bikini, which is their real outfit, and like the Pyrosapiens and Hydrosapiens, they also have quite an extremely powerful sexual drive.

Nico: And Lincoln also has an Umbrasapien as one of his many Guardian Angels?! Oh, I hope she kept herself under control.

Luna: Don't worry, dude, she, like Selina and Marina, has controlled herself, especially with me, Leni, and Mom watching her.

Nico: Whew.

Shanan: And just like the Pyrosapiens and Hydrosapiens, they have a very powerful desire find a mate who is not only very strong, powerful, and very intelligent, but that mate also has a kind heart, brave, bold, noble, courageous, and who always helps those in need.

Selene Emperyous: And for Adreana, the one who fit that role was Lincoln.

Mana Mystictree: Plus, she and Lincoln have more than once engaged in their fair shares of making out and kissing.

Me: And trust me, we've seen it more than once, and it always ends with Lincoln getting his entire face covered in kisses, his face red with passion, steam whistling from his ears, and hearts in his eyes. But now that Lincoln's gotten older, I just know she's going to want to take it much further.

Lincoln: I already know, but I'm ready. Plus, you'll love hearing this part, Nicole: she hates perverts with the same vengeance as you, and she doesn't need to use sexual wiles to rat them out, she can sense it by looking into their auras, and when she finds that out, she unleashes pure hell upon them by firing waves of darkness at them, and she also makes her threats clear, if she sees any single person trying to peek at her, she'll drown them in eternal darkness.

Nicole: Now, that's brutal: dark vengeance towards perverts.

Luna: And if she dares to find out someone's hurting our bro, she'll send them to her home planet to be brutally massacred, and that threat's been sent to Flip, Scoots, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies, and that also included Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they stepped out of line.

Selina Almenara: I've seen how brutal the Umbrasapien Race are when it comes to dealing with evil villains.


Later it was time for Matau's final mission.

Me: This will be fun.

William: Anyone else want to go with Matau? Besides Nate and Tony Jones?

Lincoln: Me and my siblings will go.

Me: All righty. This will be awesome for you guys.

Lola: It sure will.

Vakama: And so will me and the Toa.

Me: Cool! I was wondering when we would get to that.

Poromon: I'll go as well.

Nico: All right. Lets go.

We were off to Brazil.


We arrived.

Me: Here we are guys.

Vakama: Good old Rio De Janeiro.

Nico: Yep.

Me: (WHISTLES)

I called Blu and Jewel.

Jewel: Hey guys!

Blu: Awesome seeing you all here.

Matau: Blu, meet Nate Adams and Tony Jones.

Nate Adams: Awesome to meet you guys! I'm Nate Adams and I'm a Yokai Hunter.

Twilight Sparkle: I met Nate on my Ambassador Missions and it was fun.

Me: Yep.

Tony Jones: I'm Tony Jones, Defender of the Moonlands.

Blu: Wow! Awesome to meet you two.

Me: And these are my friends the Loud Kids.

Lincoln: Awesome to meet you guys. I'm Lincoln Loud.

Lori: My name is Lori Loud.

Leni: I'm Leni Loud.

Luna: Sup dudes. I'm Luna Loud.

Luan: I'm Luan Loud.

Lynn: What up? Lynn Loud Jr.

Linka: I'm Linka Loud.

Liberty: My name is Liberty Loud.

Lyra: I'm Lyra Loud.

Lee: My name is Lee Loud.

Lucy: I'm Lucy Loud.

Lucille: (Scottish Accent) I'm Lucille Loud.

Laney: I'm Laney Loud.

Lana: I'm Lana Loud.

Lola: I'm Lola Loud.

Lisa: Greetings. I'm Lisa Loud.

Lily: And my name is Lily Loud.

Eli: And this little guy in my arms is Leo Loud.

Leo: Uwa.

Jewel: Wow! That's a lot of kids! But it's awesome to meet you guys.

Me: Yes and their mom and dad all thought would be cute if their names all started with the letter L.

Nico: Yep.

Me: (Whispers to Blu) Their family has never been one that believes in or uses condoms)

Blu snickered.

Matau: And these are my fellow Toa.

Tahu: Pleasure to meet you. Tahu, Toa of Fire.

Gali: Gali, Toa of Water.

Lewa: Lewa, Toa of Air.

Pohatu: Pohatu, Toa of Stone.

Onua: Onua, Toa of Earth.

Kopaka: Kopaka, Toa of Ice.

Takanuva: And I'm Takanuva, Toa of Light.

Tahu: We are the Toa Nuva of the Island of Mata Nui.

Jewel: Wow!

Vakama: And me and my team are for the city of Metru Nui. I'm Vakama of Fire.

Nokama: I'm Nokama of Water.

Onewa: I'm Onewa of Stone.

Whenua: I'm Whenua of Earth.

Nuju: And I'm Nuju of Ice.

Blu: Cool! Awesome to meet you guys.

Vakama: Same here.

Poromon: My name is Poromon.

Blu: Cool! Awesome to meet you Poromon.

Nico: He's one of the mascots.

Me: Yep. They are awesome.

Lori: They literally are.

Blu: (to Lori) You just be Leonard's archenemy.

Lori: I sure am and he is literally a fun archenemy.

Me: Lori and her team put up an awesome and fun battle with him and his pig army.

Lori: It's fun and more.

Poromon: It's nice to meet a fellow bird.

Blu: Same here.

Jewel: It sure is awesome.

Me: Yep. Me and the Loud Kids have known each other for over 7 years now and we have done all sorts of awesome adventures in that timeframe.

Lola: We sure have.

Lily: It was so awesome.

Blu: Wow! That is awesome!

Poromon: We're also gonna have a mission tomorrow involving other fellow birds.

Lewa: Yeah that's my big mission.

Blu: Wow!

Me: We're going to Normundy and we're going to take down a falcon that is like the Nazis. It's going to be like what my Grandfather went through during World War II.

Blu: Wow! That is amazing! I know you can do it guys.

Me: Thanks.

Blu: So, Poromon. What are your favorite hobbies?

Poromon: You'll know some of them during Matau's big day.

Me: He likes to keep it a surprise.

Nico: Yeah and it's funny and cute.

Me: But Poromon and the Mascots like to help people all over.

Lola: They sure do.

Laney: Yeah they are really awesome and cute.

Leni: They totes are.

Nico: Blu, here are yours and Jewel's Legend Items.

Blu: Cool!

Me: You'll love who your archenemies are.

Jewel: Neat.

Nico: Shall we go after the next Another MOE members?

Blu: Lets shall.

Eli: This will be fun.

We deployed the TLPS S&R Helicopter.

Poromon: How about I get used on a slingshot?

Me: (LAUGHS) That would be awesome.

Red: Yeah it sure will. You will love being launched like that.

Chuck: It sure is fun.

Hal: Oh yeah.

We were off and our search was on.

Matau: Anything?

We were watching the radar.

Me: Nothing yet but we're going to be ready for it.

Lola: This is so awesome.

Laney: You guys did an amazing job building this helicopter.

Linda: You sure did.

Me: Thanks guys. We have lots of awesome talents.

Nico: Not to toot my own horn but yeah.

Poromon: Be ready to launch me.

Me: Oh we will.

Then the radar picked up something and we saw that it was Another Hell's Gate Prisoner Emboss, Another Evil Jewel Man, Another Nanonanoda, Another Combined Combatant, Another Universe 666 Super Warumono World and Another Choujinki!

Me: WHOA! Another Hell's Gate Prisoner Emboss, Another Evil Jewel Man, Another Nanonanoda, Another Combined Combatant, Another Universe 666 Super Warumono World and Another Choujinki!

Nico: The Japanese version of Venomark and the Universe 666 version of Super Warumono World? Whoa.

Me: Yep.

Lola: This is gonna be rough.

We brought her on board.

Nico: And you are?

Me: (GASP) Hilda Jet!

We had her put on a bed.

Hilda Jet: (GROANS) J.D.?

Me: Yeah it's me.

Hilda Jet: What happened?

Me: Long story.

I saw the Wonder Ride Book and picked it up. It was called The Purple Jet Ranger and The Flying Greed Monster.

Me: Fitting.

We got to landing.

Me: Lets land.

We landed.

We got out.

Me: That was awesome. Well done Poromon.

Poromon: Thanks.

Nico: I see some Marmosets up ahead. You and Choujinki's archenemy should defeat them together to make up for this!

Eli: But Choujinki doesn't have an Archenemy.

Me: Actually he now does. I picked the Swords of Justice Gene-slammers as the archenemies of Hell's Gate Prisoner Emboss, Combined Combatant, Universe 666 Super Warumono World and Choujinki.

Nico: Cool!

Lola: Yeah!

Emily Athos: No Another Choujinki? Why did you guys call me then?

Nico: Look there!

We saw a bunch of Marmosets.

Me: We defeated Another Choujinki early.

Poromon: I got launched and blasted her down. Sorry.

Emily Athos: Aw it's all right Poromon. You did great.

Poromon: Thanks.

Emily fired waves of wind and energy and blasted the Marmosets all over.

Poromon: (Echoing) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!

He fired a blast of lightning and blasted them!

The Marmosets ran.

Nico: Hilda, do you have a connection to the Jetman?

Hilda Jet: (Groans) Yeah I do. I'm the Purple Jetman.

She showed her Jetman Morpher.

Nico: Cool!

Hilda Jet: I'm the Purple Falcon.

Eli: Wow that is awesome!

Lola: It sure is.

Hilda Jet: Yep.

Nico: Who's next?

Me: Another Hell's Gate Prisoner Emboss.

Nico: Celica D'Artagnan will be up next.

Lola: Yep.

She appeared.

Celica D'Artagnan: You rang?

Nico: Whoa that was fast.

Eli: Yep.

We heard bushes rustling.

Nico: There she is!

Me: Wait that's not her.

We went and got closer and we saw a girl with Neon red hair and neon red clothes and red angel wings.

Me: (GASP) Connie Crocoite!

We went over and looked her over.

Me: Oh man.

Connie Crocoite: (Groans weakly)

Nico: She looks horrible.

I felt her head and she had a blistering hot fever.

Me: Holy shit she is burning up!

Nico: Looks like she outlived her usefulness to Another Emboss

Me: I'll get the medical transport here.

Nico: Okay.

I called Varie and Robo Lori and in 2 minutes they got to our location.

Nico: Whoa that was fast.

Varie and Robo Lori got out and picked her up and put her on a gurney.

Varie: We'll give her the serum Ransik took.

Me: Great.

She and Robo Lori went and put her in and they went back to the estate.

I then sensed something.

I fired an energy blast and it hit a rock and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

A figure came out and it was ANOTHER EMBOSS!

Me: Another Emboss!

Nico: (gets out Marionette Shadow and Puppetmon's Ridewatches) There are no strings on me!

Nico activated it and fired waves of strings and made her dance like a chicken.

Me: (LAUGHS) Funny!

Celica D'Artagnan: Now for this!

She fired a wave of energy and blasted her down and she exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Amazonite Princess and the Venomous Sorcerer Snake.

Me: Fitting.

I gasped and saw that the girl who turned into him was one with neon aqua blue hair and had blue eyes and had blue clothes and blue angel wings.

Me: Maria Amazonite!

I went over and picked her up.

Nico: So it wasn't Connie?!

Me: No it wasn't. She was bitten by her.

Eli: She was a victim in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Nico: Oh.

Me: Yeah.

Eli: Another Nanonanoda next.

Me: Better call in Jessica Heirleins.

Eli: Yeah.

Jessica flew in.

Jessica Heirleins: Here I am!

Nico: Cool.

Eli: Nice!

Me: Yep.

Nico: And there she is!

We saw a figure and it was ANOTHER NANONANODA!

Eli: Whoa!

Lola: Scary guy!

Lana: Yeah.

Another Nanonanoda: (In a girls voice) I do look scary though.

She reverted back and was a girl with neon blue hair, neon blue eyes and had a blue gem in the middle of her forehead and she had blue angel wings and had blue clothes.

Me: (GASP) Cleo Kyanite!

Eli: Wow!

Cleo Kyanite: Awesome to see you again J.D.

Me: You too. Lets separate you and defeat this monster you were turned into.

I fired a wave of light and separated her from him.

Tony Jones: (gets out May Kanker's Amazon Weapon) Let's do this!

Tony had a hammer.

Jessica Heirleins: Lets do it!

She got her Amazon weapon out and it was a wing sword!

They fired waves of energy and blasted Another Nanonanoda down!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

He exploded! I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Kyanite Princess and the Wire Monster of The Electronic Kingdom.

Me: Nice.

Nate: Who's next?

Me: Another Evil Jewel Man, Another Combined Combatant and Another Universe 666 Super Warumono World left.

Nico: Yep.

Me: Better call in Eria the Water Charmer, Abigail Porthos and Nymph.

We did so.

Eria: We're ready for this.

Eli: Awesome.

Laney: Let them come all at once.

Nico: Good idea. Get it done quickly.

Then they all came.

Nico: Another Evil Jewel Man, Another Combined Combatant and Another Universe 666 Super Warumono World!

Me: Whoa!

Matau: Better break out the big guns! Time to go Hordika!

HE WENT HORDIKA!

Me: Oh yeah!

Abigail Porthos: This is gonna be fun!

Eria: It sure will!

Nate: And this! (Brings out Hot Rodney's Amazon Weapon)

Nate's weapon was rocket skates!

Me: Nice!

Blu: (gets out Jailbird Monster's Amazon Weapon) Let's see what this does!

He got out a whip and it was imbued with Jailbird Monster's power.

Nico: This is gonna be good.

Abigail Porthos: I'm ready for this one.

Nymph: Same with me.

Me: Lets get them!

?: Not without us!

Then a Thundurus, Tornadus and Landorus came!

Me: Whoa! Thundurus, Tornadus and Landorus!

Nico: The Forces of Nature!

Eli: Wow!

Thundurus: (In a girls voice) We're going to thrash these 3.

Tornadus: (In a girls voice) This will be fun.

Landorus: (In a girls voice) It sure will.

Nico: Leona Thundaro, Emerald Tornado and Sarah Pelee! Wow!

Me: Wow!

Jewel: We need to find out who they are first.

Another Evil Jewel Man: (In a girls Voice) We should have talked first.

Another Combined Combatant: (In a girls voice) Yeah sorry.

Another Universe 666 Super Warumono World: (In a girls voice) Yeah sorry.

Me: Whoa those voices!

They changed back. Another Evil Jewel Man turned into a girl with aqua blue hair and blue clothes and blue wings and had a neon blue gem in the middle of her forehead, Another Combined combatant was a girl with dark blue hair and had blue eyes and blue clothes and blue angel wings and a dark blue gem in the middle of her forehead and Another Universe 666 Super Warumono World was a girl with red hair and had red eyes and red clothes and red rainbow clothes and had a red gem in the middle of her forehead!

Me: (GASP) Camie Chrysocolla, Tanya Tanzanite and Finn Fire Opal!

Nico: Whoa!

Blu: You know them?

Me: Girls I know from Cooking, Science and Gym Classes.

Finn Fire Opal: Yeah it's a long story.

Me: Yep.

Eli: Cool.

Me: Sorry we have to fight like this girls.

Tanya Tanzanite: No worries.

I fired a wave of light and separated their anothers.

Nico: Nice!

Lori: Lets turn these Anothers into human pretzels!

We fired waves of energy and elements and blasted them and I caught their Wonder Ride Books. One was called The Chrysocolla Princess and the Kingdom of the Jewels of Doom, The second was called The Tanzanite Princess and the Kingdom of the Footsoldiers of 45+ Years of Evil and the 3rd one was called The Fire Opal Princess and the 45 Worlds of Rangers.

Me: Wow.

The Forces of Nature Pokemon Reverted back.

Leona was a girl with aqua blue hair and blue clothes and blue angel wings, Emerald was a girl with green hair and green clothes and green angel wings and Sarah was a girl with orange hair and orange clothes and blue angel wings.

Matau: Excellent as always!

Me: I agree there!

Eli: Yeah!

Leona Thundaro: That was awesome!

Me: What are your favorite memories of Nico?

Emerald Tornado: We have a lot of them. But our favorites are in Science Class.

Sarah Pelee: We hated this one evil girl that was a queen bee jerk that made everyone miserable and we struck her with lightning and paralyzed her permanent.

Me: Nice.

Nico hugged them.

Nico: I've really missed you girls.

Sarah Pelee: We did too Nico.

Me: Awesome.

Blu: Matau, ever since I met you, I've seen you as a big brother.

Matau: Oh Blu.

He pet him and Blu nuzzled him.

Me: Aww.

But then I got a call on my phone.

Me: Oh excuse me.

I answered.

Me: Hello?

May: (On my phone) (Frantic) SAPPHIRE NAUTILUS HAS GONE INTO LABOR!

Me: WHAT THE!? Guys! Sapphire Nautilus is in labor!

Nico: OH MAN! We got to get home and get her to the hospital!

Blu: Better hurry guys!

Me: Right!

Blu: Hey, Red. Keep kicking ass out there, okay?

Red: That you can count on!

Blu: Yeah.

We went back home!


We arrived and got Sapphire ready and loaded her into Ratchet and headed to the hospital!

We got to the hospital and dashed in and got Sapphire into the Delivery room and then we waited. I had a Shadow Clone in there with her.

May: How did the mission go?

Me: Really awesome May.

We told them everything and it was awesome.

May: WHOA! That is awesome.

Lola: It sure was.

May: Amore, for your first mission, Sunny Bridges and 3 Rabbids should go with you.

Princess Amore: Awesome. Looking forward to it.

Musa: Same here.

Me: I hope we don't battle Another Villains this time.

Poromon: Is Sapphire going to be okay?

Me: She will be okay.

Nico: Oh boy.

Qin: Yeah.

Poliwag: Who's going to be the father?

Me: I will Poliwag. I promised that I will be a much better father than her so-called dad.

Qin: Very noble and awesome.

Xenia: Yeah.

Sapphire Nautilus: J.D. KNUDSON THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! IF YOU GET ME PREGNANT AGAIN I WILL TEAR OFF YOUR MANHOOD AND MAKE YOU PEE INSIDE YOUR STOMACH AND THEN I WILL RIP OUT YOUR HEART AND EAT IT AND THEN I WILL SHOVE YOUR BRAIN SO FAR DOWN YOUR THROAT THAT YOU WILL POOP IT OUT YOUR BUTT!

WE GULPED IN FRIGHT!

Me: (GULPS)!

Nico: Good thing you DIDN'T get her pregnant here.

Me: That is for sure. But that was still scary.

Lola: Yeah.

Qin: True.

LOUD FART TOOT!

I farted in Nico's face by accident.

Nico: (GAGGING) EW!

Me: Sorry. Chili dog farts.

Nico: Oh yeah.

Poliwag: And it's a good thing you can heal.

Me: Yep.

The screaming stopped.

Nico: I think she is done.

Eli: Yep.

Poromon: Are the babies out?

Then the door opened and then Sapphire came out and she was in a wheelchair and had a beautiful girl with blue hair and had beautiful blue eyes.

Me: Oh Sapphire she is beautiful and really adorable.

Nico: She sure is.

Lily: And she is so cute.

Sapphire Nautilus: She sure is.

Bianca Nautilus: Aww she sure is.

Mrs. Nautilus: Oh I love her already.

Poliwag: What are you calling her?

Sapphire Nautilus: Oceanus. Oceanus Nautilus.

Qin: That's a beautiful name.

She held her hands out to Lily.

Lily: Aww. Can I hold her?

Sapphire Nautilus: Sure.

She held her and Oceanus hugged Lily.

Lily: Aww. Oceanus I will be your guardian angel and it will be filled with love and joy.

Me: Aww.

All of us: Awww.

Maria: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: Meloetta and Genesect next.

Me: Ooh Meloetta will be awesome.

Xenia: And Genosect will be interesting.

Lola: Yeah.

Camie: It sure will.

We went back home and put Sapphire in her rocking chair.

Me: If you need anything just let us know.

Sapphire: I will.

Nico: So, what do you guys want to do for the rest of the day?

Me: Oh Lisa is going to have a Slumber Party.

Lisa Simpson: I already invited my friends over.

Me: All right.

Lisa Simpson: Yes!

Me: This will be fun for them. We haven't had one for any of us.

Nico: Yeah it sure will.

Poromon: Me and the mascots will participate too!

Me: Ooh okay.

Nico: No beer okay?

Poromon: Aww man.

Lincoln: Lisa is so lucky.

Nico: Lincoln how come I never saw you have a sleepover?

Me: I was about…

Lincoln: Now, I know what you're thinking. Lincoln how come you never had a sleepover? Let me explain. See, sleepovers in the Loud House have not always gone so well."

[Flashback to Lynn and her friends having a sleepover in the living room. Lynn is dribbling a soccer ball and her friends are cheering for her. But at the moment, the ball flies out the window and breaks it.]

Lynn Sr.: "AAHHHH! Lynn Jr.!"

[Second flashback to Leni and her friends having a sleepover in the living room. They're using hairdryers to blow dry their hair.]

Leni: "Okay, we're done with the blow dry bar, time to curl!"

[She holds up a curling iron, looks at the power supply filled with wires and cables, and plugs in her curling iron, causing a neighborhood-wide blackout.]

Lynn Sr.: "Leni Loud!"

[Third flashback to Luna in the living room where she's smashing things with her electric guitar with her friends surrounding her.]

Luna: [in a British accent] "GOODNIGHT, LIVING ROOM!" [smashes her guitar on the coffee table.]

Lynn Sr.: "What the darn heck?!"

Chunk: "Hey buddy! I don't see you on the list!"

[Lynn Sr. is seen kicked out of the house.]

Lynn Sr.: "Luna Loud!"

[Back to the present]

Lincoln: [To the viewers] "Thanks to my sisters, sleepovers were banned in the Loud House.

Nico: Geez.

Me: That explains why. But I've slept over at the Loud House numerous times before and Mr. Lynn and Ms. Rita didn't complain about that.

Nico: Really?

Me: Yeah I always brought my sleeping bag whenever I hung out with Lincoln.

Nico: Cool.

The doorbell rang.

Me: I'll get that.

I went and answered it and in came Lisa's friends.

Me: Hey girls.

Janie: Are we too late?

Me: Nope Lisa's slumber party is about to start.

Alex Whitney: Thanks J.D.

Me: Anytime.

Later me and Nico were watching TV and then the doorbell rang.

Me: Oh that must be the pizzas I got for the girls and the mascots.

Nico: Okay.

I went over and opened the door and in came Bobby.

Bobby Santiago: Hey J.D.

Me: Hola Bobby.

He had 10 boxes of pizzas.

Me: This will feed them.

I gave him the money.

Bobby Santiago: Gracias J.D.

Me: Denada amigo.

I went to their room and knocked on it and went in.

Me: Got some pizzas for you girls.

Lisa Simpson: Thanks J.D.

Janie: Boy we're hungry.

Me: More than enough for you all.

I sat them down and went back to Nico.

Lisa Simpson: Lets play truth or dare!

Girls: TRUTH OR DARE! TRUTH OR DARE!

Alex Whitney: I'll take dare!

Janie: I dare you to Kiss Nico!

Girls: EW!

Me and Nico were watching TV.

The doorbell rang again.

Me: Oh I'll get it.

I went over and opened it and there was no one there?

Me: What the?

Then a portal appeared and out came RESHIRAM, ZEKRAM AND KYUREM!

Me: Whoa! The legendary Tao Pokemon!

Nico: Cool!

Zekram: (In a girls voice) Sorry to drop in like this.

Reshiram: (In a girls voice) Yeah we have a habit of showing up in a portal.

Kyurem: (In a girls voice) It's fun.

Nico: Yin Yolei, Zina Zinnia and Beatrice Tao!

Me: Wow!

They reverted back. Yin was a girl with black hair and blue eyes eyes and had a white Kimono on and black angel wings. Zina was a girl with white hair, blue eyes and an all black kimono and white angel wings and Beatrice was a girl with purple hair, purple eyes, pink and purple clothes and purple angel wings.

Beatrice Tao: Great to see you again Nico and an honor to meet you J.D.

Me: Same here.

Yin Yolei: I hope we aren't interrupting anything?

Me: Well Lisa Simpson and her friends are having a Slumber Party and we were watching TV.

Maria: Favorite memories of Nico?

Beatrice Tao: Our favorites are when we turned a mean queen bee girl into a fat nerd that eats pizza. We have powerful reality warping powers and we can do anything with them.

Me: Wow! When you have that kind of power that means you can literally do anything.

Nico: Yep. It was awesome and funny. They made her the total laughingstock of the school.

May: Nice.

Nico hugged the girls.

Nico: I missed you girls.

Yin Yolei: We missed you too Nico.

May: I'll get you girls settled in.

Zina Zinnia: Sure May.

They went and followed May.

Me and Nico were watching TV some more.

Alex Whitney: Hey, Nico.

Nico: Huh?

Then she ran over to him.

Nico: Uh oh!

She jumped onto him and kissed him full on the mouth!

SMOOCH!

Nico: Hey!

Me: (LAUGHS) Truth or dare! That is awesome. Also the same thing happened to me.

Nico: Really?

Me: Yeah. Jayme had one of her friends kiss me and they jinxed me.

Alex Whitney: That is funny.

Nico: Wow.

Poromon: My turn!

Lisa Simpson: Hit me with your best shot!

Poromon: Lisa I dare you to give Eli a tickle attack.

Lisa Simpson: I'll do it!

Eli was in his room.

Eli: Uh oh.

Arrietty: What is it?

Eli: I sense a disturbance in the Force. Someone is coming for me to tickle me.

Arrietty: Uh oh. You better hide.

Lisa Simpson: Too late!

Eli: I'm not scared of you!

Lisa Simpson: You should be!

Eli held them in place with the Force!

Eli: You'll never take me alive!

Eli ran fast.

He then ran and hid under the sofa.

Me: Huh?

I looked under the sofa.

Me: Eli?

Eli: Shh.

Me: Uh oh. (Whispering) Hiding from Lisa and the girls.

Eli: (Nods)

Me: Got it.

Lisa and the girls came.

Lisa Simpson: Have you seen Eli, J.D.?

Me: I think he went to the M.O.E. HQ.

Lisa Simpson: Lets get him girls!

They went there.

Me: You can come out Eli. I sent them on a wild goose chase.

Eli: Thanks bro.

Me: No problem. Want to watch Itchy and Scratchy?

Eli: Sure.

We got to watching.

I called Vypra and told them to prank Lisa and friends with a tickle attack.

Manaphy: Wait. It's my turn!

Poromon: Okay.

Manaphy then thought up a silly prank on Maria.

She then put a whoopee cushion on her chair and Maria came and sat down and then…

LOUD FART!

Maria: WHOA!

The mascots laughed!

Manaphy: Sorry, Maria!

Maria: (LAUGHS) That was funny! You guys got me.

Manaphy: (LAUGHS) That was funny.

Poliwag: My turn now!

Poliwag drank a whole bottle of Soda.

Lisa and friends came back and they saw Eli!

Lisa Simpson: Get him!

Poliwag got up to the girls and then…

LOUD BELCH!

He belched in their faces.

Lisa Simpson: (LAUGHS) Nice one!

Janie: (LAUGHS) That was funny!

Alex Whitney: (LAUGHS) So funny!

Me: (LAUGHS) He got you girls!

Eli: So did I!

Eli then used the Force and tickled the girls!

Horsea: Me next! Me next!

Horsea then snuck into Luan's room and she was reading a book and then she fell asleep and then felt something.

Horsea: Hey Luan. Look.

She showed Luan a mirror and saw that Horsea had drawn a mustache with a monocle on her face!

Luan: (LAUGHS) Boy you sure DREW that one on me! (LAUGHS) Get it?

Eddy and the mascots laughed!

Eddy: (LAUGHS) That was a good one! (LAUGHS) Boy Horsea sure surprised you there!

Luan: (LAUGHS) She sure did!

Ash: At least it wasn't a Jigglypuff this time.

Nico: True.

Luan: (LAUGHS) That is true.

Qin: Yeah.

Me: Yeah.

King Kai: (Telepathically to us) Nico, everyone, can you hear me?

Me: King Kai is there something wrong?

King Kai: Hey, everyone. Just want to inform you that tomorrow, there won't be any Hitotsuki attacks.

Me: Aw darn. Well at least it will give us a tiny break from that. Thanks King Kai.

King Kai: You're welcome.

Lisa Simpson: This has been the best sleepover ever.

Me: Glad you girls had fun. Sorry about the wild goose chase.

Lisa Simpson: No worries. But you made this really fun.

Me: Happy to provide. We got a big day tomorrow. Lets head to sleep.

Nico: Good idea.

We got ready for bed and went to sleep.


Meanwhile in Normandy, Valiant and his troop were getting ready for our arrival and it was going to be awesome as fun.

Valiant: Boy I can't wait for everyone to get here and help us take down Von Talon.

Mercury: It sure will be fun chaps.

Bugsy: I'm really excited for this too.

Valiant: Lets make this a memorable day for us tomorrow.

They got ready and saluted and the screen froze.

TO BE CONTINUED…


Another awesome chapter done.

A slumber party is fun.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.

For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Akiza, Clara St. Clarice, Spectra, Cleo Di Nile, Frankie Stein And Lagoona Blue as well as Robo Roxy, Evil Clayface, Terminus, Dorodoros, Vexxa, and Palm Tree Bouma and we're going to be in for a really funny rescue and we're going to battle The Empty Head Society when they are doing the Nitwitting and we're going to be in for a really funny batch of funny shenanigans against them and we're going to battle Another Evil Clayface and Robo Roxy and also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Meloetta and her name is Gabrielle Vickingston and she is a mermaid with wings and a powerful singer and an awesome friend of Nico,

The next match-up in The War Against The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters is Ms. Rosa DiMartino, Lewa, and Lincoln VS. Catherine Mason

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to China, but we also got some bad news: we got an old enemy from Lori Loud's past running loose and is causing havoc. Her name is Helena Morgana, she's a really mean and nasty bitch who enjoyed torturing and physically maiming the students and teachers because they got in her way: in other words, she did this to the students and the teachers because she has a really nasty thirst for blood. That was until Lori defeated her and with help from Lincoln and his Guardian Angels, exposed her for the nasty and really mean bitch that she is, and she was expelled, and before she was taken away, she swore she'd have her revenge on Lori. Now, five years later, she's broken out of prison and she's out for blood, but we're not going to let that bitch get away with it, we're taking her down and sending her to The Uranus Prison for good, but not before Lincoln puts a lethal curse on her: if she tries to break out again, the curse will take her life and she'll be banished to The Black Gates forever. And we're going to meet the next Alien Gene-Slammer, her name is Adreana Metrodora, Gene-Slammer of Alien Mother, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and one super sexy and super beautiful girl who's also a very strong and powerful warrior and tactician with incredibly strong cosmic dark powers, and immortality. But, here's the really surprising part: Adreana Metrodora's known as a Umbrasapien, an alien from the planet Umbras, a planet of eternal darkness in the Virgo Supercluster, they're a really powerful race of warriors who've defended their planet from invaders for countless eons, they look human in appearance, but what marks them out is that they have dark purple hair, pink eyes, and dark purple angel wings. Their true form is really beautiful, they have dark purple sclera and they have dark purple tattoos covering their hands and forearms and feet, and the clothes they have on transforms into a dark purple and black-themed two-piece bikini, which is their real outfit, and like the Pyrosapiens and Hydrosapiens, they also have quite an extremely powerful sexual drive, and just like the Pyrosapiens and Hydrosapiens, they have a very powerful desire find a mate who is not only very strong, powerful, and very intelligent, but that mate also has a kind heart, brave, bold, noble, courageous, and who always helps those in need, and for Adreana, the one who fit that role was Lincoln. Plus, she and Lincoln have more than once engaged in their fair shares of making out and kissing, and more than once, it always ends with Lincoln getting his entire face covered in kisses, his face red with passion, steam whistling from his ears, and hearts in his eyes. But now that Lincoln's gotten older, she's going to want to take it much further, but Lincoln's ready. Plus, she hates perverts with the same vengeance as Nicole, and she doesn't need to use any sexual wiles to rat them out, she can sense it by looking into their auras, and when she finds that out, she unleashes pure hell upon them by firing waves of darkness at them, and she also makes her threats clear, if she sees any single person trying to peek at her, she'll drown them in eternal darkness, and if she dares to find out someone's hurting Lincoln, she'll send them to her home planet to be brutally massacred, and that threat's been sent to Flip, Scoots, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies, and that also included Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they stepped out of line.

Get ready for a battle that will be like from World War II as we meet Valiant and friends and help them destroy the evil Nazi Falcon, Von Talon and make him pay for his crimes.

See you next time