BUCKLE YOUR SEATBELTS EVERYONE! THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME!

This chapter is based on the movie Valiant.


Walking through Bikini Bottom was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Akiza, Clara St. Clarice, Spectra, Cleo Di Nile, Frankie Stein And Lagoona Blue as well as Robo Roxy, Evil Clayface, Terminus, Dorodoros, Vexxa, and Palm Tree Bouma and we were there for an awesome and funny and crazy rescue. We got word that the Empty Head Society is at it again.

Me: Those dumb Empty Head Society imbeciles.

Qin: Yeah they are dumber than a bunch of moronic traffic cones.

Lola: Yeah they have no brains at all.

Lana: Hence why they are called the Empty Head Society.

Me: Because they are brainless buttfaced stooges.

Eli: No kidding. What a bunch of freaks.

Nico: Come on guys don't call them names. They may be stupid but they are M.O.E. Members.

Lola: You're right.

Akiza: They may be stupid but they are funny.

Qin: They sure are.

Nico: Akiza, I want to thank you, Robo Roxy, and your teams for coming today.

Akiza: No problem Nico. It's awesome that we're going to help you out too.

Clara St. Clarice: It's going to be good and fun.

Camie: It sure is.

Nico: Clara, remember when you first met Lincoln?

Clara St. Clarice: I sure do. We met in a castle over in the other side of Royal Woods and it was a scary and awesome adventure.

Lola: That was awesome.

Lucy Loud: It sure was. I liked it.

Nico: That is awesome.

Camie: Cool.

Eli: I agree there.

Nico: And now, you're part of Lincoln's harem.

Clara St. Clarice: I sure am and I'm also in the Goths of Darkness.

Brittney: That is for sure and it's awesome.

Camie: Yeah.

Zuria: We're proud of that.

Lola: Yep.

Tsuyu: That is for sure.

Me: Yep.

Nico: Boy that Slumber Party was fun and awesome.

Qin: It sure was.

May: Yep.

Nico: I can't believe Alex kissed me!

Me: It was part of Truth or Dare Nico.

Nico: I know.

Qin: Still that was funny.

Lola: Yeah it sure was.

Eli: The girls were trying to tickle me!

Maria: (laughs) Horsea sure was funny!

Me: She drew a mustache and monocle on Luan as she was sleeping.

Maria: And I got a whoopee cushion put under me.

Lola: (LAUGHS) That was funny.

Maria: Boy it sure was! (LAUGHS) (LOUD FART!) WHOA! (BLUSHES)

Qin: (LAUGHS) Sorry. Just my latest invention.

She pulled out a ray gun and it was orange and had a bunch of settings.

Qin: This is the Fart-Combobulator Ray.

Maria: That is cool.

Me: Wow!

Nico: We should have sleepovers more often.

Me: Good idea.

Qin: I agree there.

Lola: Yeah they are fun.

Nico: Yes they are.

Then We heard a crash!

WE SAW A MASSIVE MULTI-BOAT PILE UP!

We gasped!

Me: WHOA!

Nico: Looks like the fun is beginning!

Me: A bunch of empty-head buttface fun!

the Ice Cream King, and the Empty Head Society club members ride down the road in their mini boats. The townspeople scream and run away in fear. Lou hops onto his hot dog stand and rides away in it like a horse. An old lady hides into her house and zips her door shut just as the Empty Head Society ride pass. The scene changes to the bowling alley. A bowler goes to make a strike with his bowling ball.]

Incidental EHS3: Hey, mister. You dropped your ball. [swings his hockey stick and hits the ball like a puck, crashing it into the bowler's face]

[The two Empty Head Society club members create havoc in the bowling ally by flinging bowling balls at the bowlers. The scene cuts to Larry doing his workout on the treadmill at his gym.]

Incidental EHS9: Keep running. I'll pace you.

[Larry tries to run away, but the treadmill was moving too fast. He then gets crushed by the blobfish club member's mini boat. The scene changes to one of the club members painting happy faces on the traffic light.]

Incidental EHS6: These lights could use a smile.

[This action causes a major pile-up in the middle of the intersection and all the drivers complain. One Empty Head Society club member plows through the sidewalk with a lawnmower.]

We saw destruction all over caused by a bunch of brainless buttfaces.

Nico: We need to stop this!

Me: Lets kick some empty head butt!

We went at them.

The Empty Heads were screaming as we were bashing and smashing and pulverizing their empty buttfaced brains out of their skulls.

We were bashing their skulls in.

POW BLAM SMASH WHAM SMASH BANG!

secs agoWe were pulverizing the Empty Head Members left and right and bashing them all into pulp.

Nico grabbed one and gave him a nuclear wedgie.

Eli then poked one in his eyes and Qin fired her Fart Combobulator ray and it was set in explosive diarrhea.

LOUD EXPLOSIVE WET FART!

I bashed an Empty Head member in his face with a bowling ball.

Camie kicked one in the crotch and Zuria bashed him all over like a punching bag!

Robo Roxy: Tronics!

She summoned numerous Tronics and they really smashed up the Empty Heads.

Tsuyu and Sirius squished one with an anvil.

Lola fired a blast of fire and burned one.

Lincoln: This will give you a NASTY Lobotomy!

Lincoln fired a wave of lightning and electrocuted all the Empty Heads and burned them with billions of volts of electricity!

Lisa bashed the Ice Cream King on his head with a huge mallet!

Pinkie Pie blasted them with her Party Cannon.

We were Punching and smashing and bashing them all over the place with indiscriminate fury!

But then!

KRABLAM!

We bashed them all over and sent them flying and smashed them into the ground!

Nico: Had enough?

They groaned.

Me: I think they did.

Qin: Bunch of morons.

The Empty Heads really were thrashed into pulp!

Nico: Boy they are going to be feeling that one.

Me: What a bunch of brainless moronic buttfaces.

Then a Paddy Wagon from the M.O.E. Home Asylum For Really Stupid Imbeciles came.

Man: Come on you guys. Time to go back home.

They were too beat up to even run away.

They were loaded into the Paddy Wagon and it drove off.

Nico: Time to fix this mess.

Me: Uhh Sandy did that already.

We saw that Sandy did it.

Nico: Wow that was quick.

Lola: Yep.

Nico: Thanks Sandy.

Sandy Cheeks: No problem guys!

Me: Hey Nico you want to hear some opinions about Evil Squidward?

Nico: Sure.

Me: Watch this.

I opened a viewing room and Evil Squidward was listening and we were broadcasting what we say about him.

Me: He's a passive-aggressive narcissist with a gigantic ego. He literally believes himself to be better than everybody else in Bikini Bottom despite having no evidence to back it up. He openly insults customers who did nothing to him, just because he doesn't agree with their eating habits. He brags about being a brilliant artist and musician when literally everyone he's ever met—even SpongeBob, who worships him—agrees that he's terrible at it. He acts like Spongebob and Patrick are out to intentionally annoy him when it's obvious they aren't self aware enough to realize their actions. He's never even attempted to patiently explain to them that he's not interested in hanging out with them. He's an outright animal abuser who shows contempt for other people's pets. He's an insecure asshole for pretending to hate Krabby Patties because he couldn't stand admitting that he was wrong about something, and because he wanted to make SpongeBob sad. He constantly complains about working at The Krusty Krab and believes he's too important to be working there, but whenever he's threatened with firing he immediately backs down. He also never makes any effort to gain employable skills or look for another job. When SpongeBob became homeless, he started celebrating and refused to let him stay with him for only one night. When Squidward lost everything, he took advantage of Spongebob and forced him to be his personal housemaid. He can't take criticism. He committed identity theft just so he could steal some of Squilliam's spotlight. He abused Mr Krabs in Krusty Towers when it was Patrick, who was putting him through all that pain, and actively started hanging out with him and Spongebob just to increase Mr. Krabs's misery. Squidward is just a terrible person.

EVIL SQUIDWARD SCREAMED AND ROARED IN ABSOLUTE RAGE FROM HIS CELL IN INFERNO ISLAND!

Nico: Speaking of Krabby Patties, anyone want any?

Me: I'm game.

Qin: Me too.

We went to the Krusty Krab.

We arrived.

Nico: GOOD MORNING KRUSTY CREW!

SpongeBob: Hey guys!

Mr. Krabs: Ahoy there lads!

SpongeBob: You all hungry?

Me: We sure are.

We ordered some Krabby Patties and got them and they were tasty and awesome.

Nico: Man, I love these!

Eli: (EATING) Yummy and delicious.

Zuria: (Eating) Mmm! I'll say.

Patrick: I'm already here.

Mr. Krabs: So am I.

Nico: Awesome.

Lola: Yep. Better call in Retrax and Elise Schwarzer.

Nico: Yep.

Lola: Yeah.

Nico: And Uncle Grandpa, Leni, and The Three Stooges as Ponies

Leni: I'm totes already here.

The Three Stooges then came.

Moe, Curly and Larry: (In acapella) Hello… Hello… Hello…

Moe: We're here guys.

Me: Awesome.

But then…

CRASH!

Uncle Grandpa's RV crashed into the wall and then Uncle Grandpa came out.

Uncle Grandpa: Good Morning!

Nico: Morning, Uncle Grandpa!

Uncle Grandpa: Hey guys. Looks like you need our help with this.

Me: Yep we sure do.

Moe: I have a feeling it's going to be good.

Curly: What's good about it?

SLAP!

Moe slapped Curly across his face.

Moe: Shut up you baboon.

Nico: There they are!

We saw a bunch of figures and they were ANOTHER EMPTY HEAD SOCIETY, PED, CLAMPDOWN, HEATSEEKER, EVIL CLAYFACE AND ROBO ROXY!

Me: Whoa! They all came at once!

Nico: WICKED!

Me: We'll face the five of them before Another Robo-Roxy all at once.

Nico: Okay.

Me: This is gonna be awesome.

Nico: We need to find out who they are first.

They reverted back and we saw that they were girls with blue hair, blue eyes, blue clothes and blue angel wings and had the kanji for Swift on their foreheads.

Me: (GASP) The Sonic Sisters!

Sonia Sonic: Awesome to see you again J.D.

Me: Guys meet Sonia, Sally, Sakura, Sunny and Sammy Sonic. They are 5 Quintuplets and they are all the gene-slammers of Sonic the Hedgehog.

Qin: WHOA!

Xenia: You girls must be really fast.

Sammy Sonic: We sure are. We are also Freedom Fighters.

Nico: That is awesome!

Qin: YEAH!

Nico: Who doesn't love Sonic?!

Sunny Sonic: Sonic is our hero and being gene-slammed with him is awesome. We have his awesome super speed and we love chili dogs.

Camie: That is so awesome.

Lola: We were on a planet of Chili Dogs yesterday and it was awesome.

Varie: Sonic and Tails loved it.

Me: Yep.

Sally Sonic: That is awesome.

Me: Yep.

Mr. Krabs: Mr. Squidward, watch the register. This will only take 5 minutes!

Squidward: Aye aye sir!

Mr. Krabs: That is amazing that ye girls are gene-slammers of Sonic.

Sonia Sonic: It's awesome.

Me: Yep.

Nico: Do you girls fight people like Dr. Ivo Robotnik?

Sonia Sonic: Oh yeah. Just yesterday we thrashed a mad scientist named Dr. Hino Schlinkenkoffer and he was a mad genetics scientist.

Me: WHOA!

Nicole: Wait I've heard of him! He was booted out of the scientific community for his inhumane experiments. He cross-breeds animals and uses them as weapons of destruction. They cut his funding and tried to pull the plug but he escaped.

Sakura Sonic: Yep. But we stopped him and got him sent to the Saturn Insane Asylum Arkham Asylum section.

Me: Wow! You girls did us a big favor.

Retrax: Sorry we have to fight you girls.

Sonia Sonic: No worries.

Me: Also is the Another Robo Roxy friendly or hostile?

Sally Sonic: Friendly and you guys will be finding this one interesting.

Me: I have a feeling it will be awesome.

Retrax: It sure will. Lets get it on! Retrax, TERRORIZE!

He transformed!

Girl Jordan: First lets separate you guys.

Sally Sonic: Okay.

Girl Jordan: Lets do it!

Leeli: Right!

Girl Jordan: Lets go Leeli.

Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.

(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)

The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.

Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep

Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél.

They fired waves of energy and separated them from their Anothers.

Me: Awesome!

Sakura Sonic: This is gonna be awesome!

Lola: Lets get them!

We fired waves of energy and blasted the 5 Anothers and they exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

I caught the Wonder Ride Books and they were called The Sonic Princesses and the Stupid Idiot Cult, The Transformers of Crabs and Worms and the Flamethrower and the Clay Monster

Maria: Time to call in the cavalry.

Maria pulled out the M.O.E. Cannon.

Maria: (TURNS DIAL) MARIONETTE DARK 6!

She summoned Marionette Shadow, Two-Face, Rubber Bandit, Elements Fire Finn, Water Elementor and Nereida de Danann!

Nico: YEAH!

Marionette Shadow: I'm ready for this.

Eli: We all are.

Then Another Robo Roxy was up.

Nico: Now, who are you?

Another Robo-Roxy: I think J.D. knows me.

Then she reverted back and was a girl with red hair and had rose red angel wings and had red clothes and also had the Signer Mark for the Left Front Claw!

Me: (GASP)!

Akiza: (GASP) Rose!

Rose Izinski: Akiza!?

Akiza: ROSE!

She and Rose hugged.

Akiza: Rose I thought I would never see you again!

Rose Izinski: Me too Akiza!

Me: You two know each other?

Akiza: We sure do. She is my little sister.

Robo Roxy: Wow! Awesome to meet you.

Akiza: We haven't seen each other for 10 years. The reason we never saw each other for over 10 years is because Rose had a terrible disease that was destroying her skeleton. So the doctors did an amazing procedure that replaced every single bone on her body with cybernetics.

Me: Wow!

Eli: That is amazing!

Me: Me and Rose met when we were in High School. I had no idea that Akiza was your sister.

Rose Izinski: You never asked.

Me: Oh.

Kaito: (gets out Zyuranger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Zocks: (gets out Jetman gear) Because we can grant it instead.

Kaito got a Mighty Morphin Sword and Zocks got a Jet Sword.

Rose Izinski: Just to reunite with my sister.

Me: Well we already did that just a couple of minutes ago.

Laney: We sure did.

Me: Yeah.

Rose Izinski: That's true. But I'm glad to be reunited with Akiza.

Me: I take it you heard about your sisters achievements?

Rose Izinski: I sure did and I'm so proud of her.

Akiza: It was a rocky start but it was awesome.

Lola: It's true.

Sougo: (gets out Mighty Morphin Ridewatch) And don't worry about Sayer.

Geiz: (gets out Jetman Ridewatch) He's been taken care of.

Sougo got MightyMorphinTyrannoArmor while Geiz got RedHawkArmor.

Me: Yep he is dead. We banished him to the Black Gates.

Rose Izinski: Good riddance! I hated that freak.

Me: So did pretty much everyone else in Neo Domino City.

Misty Tredwell: Yeah he killed my brother and J.D. brought him back to life for me.

Me: I sure did.

Rose Izinski: Wow! How did you do that?

Me: I resurrected him with a snap of my fingers. I have the power to do anything.

Rose Izinski: Wow! That is amazing!

Me: Yep.

Rose Izinski: Wow! Lets dance!

She turned into Another Robo Roxy!

Nico: (gets out Robo Roxy's Ridewatch) See if you can access Robo Roxy's Armored form. Me (gets out Robo Roxy's Ridewatch): See if you can access Robo Roxy's Armored form.

Another Robo-Roxy turned into her Armored form!

Me: WHOA! Awesome!

Nico: How about some reinforcements! TRONICS!

He summoned Tronics!

Nico activated Robo-Roxy's Ridewatch and they fired waves of energy and blasted her all over!

Nico: Time for some clay fun! (ACTIVATES EVIL CLAYFACE'S RIDEWATCH)

He turned his arm into a sword and his other arm into a hammer and then he smashed her all over the place!

May: (gets out Terminus' Ridewatch) Don't forget me!

May activated it and fired waves of energy and blasted her down!

May: YEAH!

Qin: Take that!

May: (gets out Dorodoros's Ridewatch) Now for this!

May activated it and fired more energy waves and blasted her all over.

Qin: OH YEAH!

Maria: YEAH! My turn! (ACTIVATES VEXXA'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired waves of energy and blasted her down.

Maria: Top this too! (ACTIVATES PALM TREE BOUMA'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired a bunch of coconuts and they hit her and bashed Another Robo-Roxy all over.

BONK BONK BONK BONK!

Patrick: (LAUGHS) THAT GUY GOT HIT ON THE HEAD WITH A BUNCH OF COCONUTS!

Clara St. Clarice: My turn!

She activated Evil Clayface's ridewatch and turned into Rolf with the Hat of Discipline.

Clara: (Imitating Rolf) You must be punished.

Another Robo Roxy: What is that thing?

Clara: The Hat of Discipline. DO YOU LIVE IN A CAVE!?

KRABLANG!

She squished her flatter than a pancake!

Nico: (LAUGHS) FUNNY!

Then Number 7, Live Action Sentinel Prime, Konako Haizono, NES Mechagodzilla, Don and The Squidward Robot came!

Nico: Nice Team Number 7!

Number 7: Thanks Nico!

Eddy: (LAUGHS) That means it's Lumpy's turn next.

Qin: Yep.

Lola: Awesome!

Then we saw a Meloetta fly in.

Me: Whoa! A Meloetta.

Nico: Cool!

Maria: Awesome!

Squidward: (to the Squidward Robot) Like looking at myself in a robotic mirror

Me: Sure feels like it.

Meloetta: (In a girls voice) This is gonna be so awesome and fun.

Nico: Gabrielle Vickingston! Wow!

Meloetta: Awesome to see you again Nico.

She reverted back and was a mermaid with blue hair and had blue eyes and had a blue tail and had blue angel wings.

Gabrielle Vickingston: I got this.

She fired a wave of energy and smashed down Another Robo Roxy and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it and I brought over Rose.

Nico: That was Awesome!

Maria: It sure was!

Me: Yeah!

Clara St. Clarice: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Gabrielle Vickingston: My favorite is when me and Nico went underwater and blasted a nasty bunch of merman bandits.

Eli: Wait you mean the Bandits of Anti-Triton?

Gabrielle Vickingston: That's rightt! How did you know that?

Eli: Me and Ariel battled those jerks before.

Me: Wow that is crazy! But cool!

Eli: Yep.

Gabrielle Vickingston: That's right.

Nico and Gabrielle hugged.

Nico: I've really missed you.

Gabrielle Vickingston: Me too Nico. Me too.

We paid for our meal and went back home.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Sophie Casterwill, Jinora, and Venus McFlytrap are heading to China, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the five girls here, but we also got some bad news: we got an old enemy from Lori Loud's past running loose and is causing havoc.

That girl's name is Helena Morgana, she's a really mean and nasty bitch who enjoyed torturing and physically maiming the students and teachers because they got in her way: in other words, she did this to the students and the teachers because she has a really nasty thirst for blood. That was until Lori defeated her and with help from Lincoln and his Guardian Angels, exposed her for the nasty and really mean bitch that she is, and she was expelled. But, before she was taken away, she swore she'd have her revenge on Lori. Now, five years later, she's broken out of prison and she's out for blood, but we're not going to let that bitch get away with it, we're taking her down and sending her to The Uranus Prison for good, but not before Lincoln puts a lethal curse on her: if she tries to break out again, the curse will take her life and she'll be banished to The Black Gates forever.

Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in China, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the five girls here, but we also got some bad news: an old enemy has come back, and it's not one of my old enemies. Lori, I hate to say it, but, she's back.

Lori: (Gasps) Oh no, not her!

Nico: Who?

Lincoln: Helena Morgana.

Me: Oh, I remember her all too well.

Lori: Same here, she's the meanest and nastiest monster bully who enjoyed torturing and physically maiming the students and teachers because they got in her way: in other words, she did this to the students and the teachers because she has a really nasty thirst for blood. That was until I defeated her and with help from Lincoln and his Guardian Angels, exposed her for who she really is, and she got expelled. This was five years ago and right around the same time Brianna Greyson and her bitch herd got expelled as well. But, before Helena was taken away, she swore she'd have her revenge on me.

Lincoln: And now, five years later, she's broken out of prison and she's out for Lori's blood, but we're not going to let her get away with it, we're taking her down and sending her to The Uranus Prison for good, but not before I put a lethal curse on her: if she tries to break out again, the curse will take her life and she'll be banished to The Black Gates forever.

Luna: She's in every way like Amy McKale, she was extremely cruel, excessively sadistic, and evil to the bone, and even worse, those two once teamed up and caused a ton of havoc on the school and it was after Amy broke out of prison yet again.

Luan: It was absolute madness, they caused tons of damage and destruction to the school and they'd beaten up and brutally injured the students and teachers, that was until Selene Arcangela, along with Selene Emperyous and her sisters, pummeled the two of them into the dirt, and not only did Amy McKale get sent back to prison, but Helena got hit with a three month suspension by Principal Rivers.

Leni: We couldn't stand her, but what could anyone do? She was also extremely violent and she was just as, if not, even worse than Amy McKale.

Nico: So, we got another Amy McKale-style situation, but this is one from Lori's past.

Lincoln: Right.

Juniper Lee: Hope someone's got a straitjacket or some rope for that animal, 'cause she'll try to get loose after we take her down.

Suddenly, we saw Alien Mother appear before us and with it are the five girls.

Draculaura: (Transylvanian Accent) Wow, that's Alien Mother.

Alien Mother: (Girl's voice) Sorry about the scare, but I was able to get the girls away from that evil bloodthirsty bitch before she could kill them to slake her thirst for blood.

Lincoln: (Gasps) That voice, Adreana Metrodora, I knew it was you.

?: (ENRAGED SCREAM) LORI LOUD, YOU, YOUR BROTHER, AND THE WHORES ARE GOING TO DIE FOR RUINING MY REIGN, YOU STUPID BITCH!

We then saw our target heading our way, it was Helena Morgana, a girl with wild brown hair, black eyes full of hatred and insanity, and she has on an orange prison jumpsuit, and she was completely insane.

Lori: Helena, looks like five years haven't been kind to you at all.

Helena Morgana: I WILL RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF!

Sylvester: Okay, buster, you asked for it.

Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.

Lincoln: No one threatens my sister and gets away with it. Let's turn that bloodthirsty bitch into a human pretzel!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Star Blood-Stained Demonic Darkness Justice and Divine Star Bloodstained Demonic Dark Demon Hound Compassion, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal search Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Archangel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Heavenly Lightstorm Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Archangel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Justice, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Magical Elemental Fairy Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Fairy Wolf Justice and Divine Elemental Fairy Magic Mysticon Wolf Hope and he had his Lupus' Celestial Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice and Eye of Lupus orb ready, Sophie and her team, The Lion Guard, The Miraculous Celestial Union, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nico, Nicole, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Helena Morgana, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.

Then, Juniper Lee and Rayman tied Helena Morgana up in a straitjacket and rope, and Lincoln gave her The Titania's Blood Rose Blossom Vengeance Curse and had her beamed to The Uranus Prison where she will die soon. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.

Lincoln: Helena made a big mistake breaking out to get revenge on Lori, now she won't try that again: she'll soon die due to The Titania's Blood Rose Blossom Vengeance Curse. (To Adreana Metrodora) And it's so good to see you again, Adreana Metrodora.

Adreana Metrodora reverted back to normal, and she's a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long dark purple hair, pink eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess, and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful dark purple angel wings, she's dressed in a sleeveless dark purple crop top, purple skirt, necklace with purple gem for the pendant, dark purple bridal gloves, dark purple knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with darkness, aliens, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Alien Mother, and holstered on her back is a massive Alien Mother-themed greatsword with embedded purple gems and Alien Mother etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged aqua blue blade, large dark purple dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces embedded on both sides of the hilt with aqua dark purple gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large white angel heads and large dark purple gem on the bottom of the large white angel heads for the pommel.

Adreana Metrodora: You too, Linky, it's been a long time.

Lincoln went up to Adreana Metrodora and he hugged her, and Adreana Metrodora is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and they also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Adreana Metrodora: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old 7'9" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness, man, you've really really grown a lot in height, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Nico: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and he's become truly immortal.

Nicole: And Lincoln, you know this sexy hot mama?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Nicole, this is Adreana Metrodora, Gene-Slammer of Alien Mother, she's my Guardian Angel and one super sexy and super beautiful girl who's also a very strong and powerful warrior and tactician with incredibly strong cosmic dark powers, and immortality. But, here's the really surprising part: Adreana Metrodora's known as a Umbrasapien, an alien from the planet Umbras, a planet of eternal darkness in the Virgo Supercluster, they're a really powerful race of warriors who've defended their planet from invaders for countless eons.

Just then, Shanan appeared.

Shanan: Yep, they look human in appearance, but what marks them out is that they have dark purple hair, pink eyes, and dark purple angel wings. Their true form is really beautiful, they have dark purple sclera and they have dark purple tattoos covering their hands and forearms and feet, and the clothes they have on transforms into a dark purple and black-themed two-piece bikini, which is their real outfit, and like the Pyrosapiens and Hydrosapiens, they also have quite an extremely powerful sexual drive, and just like the Pyrosapiens and Hydrosapiens, they have a very powerful desire find a mate who is not only very strong, powerful, and very intelligent, but that mate also has a kind heart, brave, bold, noble, courageous, and who always helps those in need, and for Adreana, the one who fit that role was Lincoln.

Luna: Plus, she and Lincoln have more than once engaged in their fair shares of making out and kissing, and more than once, it always ends with Lincoln getting his entire face covered in kisses, his face red with passion, steam whistling from his ears, and hearts in his eyes. But now that Lincoln's gotten older, she's going to want to take it much further, but Lincoln's ready. Plus, she hates perverts with the same vengeance as Nicole, and she doesn't need to use any sexual wiles to rat them out, she can sense it by looking into their auras, and when she finds that out, she unleashes pure hell upon them by firing waves of darkness at them, and she also makes her threats clear, if she sees any single person trying to peek at her, she'll drown them in eternal darkness, and if she dares to find out someone's hurting Lincoln, she'll send them to her home planet to be brutally massacred, and that threat's been sent to Flip, Scoots, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies, and that also included Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they stepped out of line.

Nicole: Just like what your brother told us yesterday.

Adreana Metrodora: And I know Lincoln's going to mark me, but before he does, let me show you all my true form.

Suddenly, Adreana Metrodora transformed into her true form as the sclera of her eyes turned dark purple and she has dark purple tattoos covering her hands and forearms and feet, and her clothes morphed into a dark purple and black two-piece bikini, which is her real outfit.

Fabia: So, that's her true form, wow.

May: She looks even more beautiful in her true form.

Suddenly, Adreana Metrodora went up to Lincoln, and her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he suddenly wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Suddenly, Adreana gave Lincoln a passionate kiss on the lips as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and they suddenly engaged in a French kiss. Suddenly, we saw Lincoln's veins glow dark purple and when they were done, Lincoln still had a massive red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes.

Nicole: What was that?

Shanan: I think I know what it was: like with Pyrosapiens and Hydrosapiens, when Umbrasapiens engage in a passionate make-out with their chosen mate, they give them a special gift: their French kissing resulted from her marking Lincoln as her chosen husband hence the glowing dark purple veins on his body, and that also increased his superhuman physical and mental abilities along with getting a massive power and energy increase, and increased his hyperpuberty along with increasing the effects of Becky Long's Virility serum and the super soldier serum that were in his body, along with his body heat.

Me: (Whistles)

Nico: Oh man.

Lincoln: It's okay, Nico. Now, then, I think it's my turn to mark you, Adreana.

Suddenly, Lincoln hugged Adreana Metrodora in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Adreana Metrodora: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Adreana Metrodora's neck with dark purple gems on the gold lightning bolts and dark purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Adreana Metrodora: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Adreana Metrodora.

Adreana Metrodora had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her, and he leans down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the five girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, he immediately recognized them. The five girls are Mafuyu Yoshimiya, Kaya Aihara, Hisui Kojou, Tsumugi Tosaka, and Kirie Minamino from Ingoku no Houkago.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Mafuyu Yoshimiya, Kaya Aihara, Hisui Kojou, Tsumugi Tosaka, and Kirie Minamino from Ingoku no Houkago.

Nicole: Whoa, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Mafuyu Yoshimiya: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Mafuyu Yoshimiya and the other four girls saw who it was that saved them from Helena Morgana, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'9" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscrossing straps and large circular chest plate with phoenix on it, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracelet and other bracelets merged with them, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers, he has ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense blue aura around him.

Mafuyu Yoshimiya: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Lincoln made four clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Mafuyu Yoshimiya: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, five Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Mafuyu Yoshimiya, Kaya Aihara, Hisui Kojou, Tsumugi Tosaka, and Kirie Minamino with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team was shocked to find out the villain we went after was an old enemy from Lori Loud's past running loose named Helena Morgana, a really mean and nasty bitch who enjoyed torturing and physically maiming the students and teachers because they got in her way: in other words, she did this to the students and the teachers because she has a really nasty thirst for blood. That was until five years ago when Lori defeated her and with help from Lincoln and his Guardian Angels, exposed her for who she is and was expelled, but before she was taken away, she swore she'd have her revenge on Lori. Now, five years later, she broke out of prison and was out for Lori's blood.

But, when Lincoln showed what we all did in beating that bitch down and Juniper Lee and Rayman tying her up in a straitjacket and rope and Lincoln giving her The Titania's Blood Rose Blossom Curse which'll kill her very soon, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him all over. Lincoln and Adreana Metrodora have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.

Maria: Damn, I wasn't expecting an old enemy of Lori's to show up.

Lincoln: Same here, looks like I'm not the only one in the Loud Family who's made a lot of enemies.

Luna: You got that right. If any more of our old bloodthirsty enemies from our past show up to get revenge on us, well, you know they are so getting a major beatdown.

Nico: Yeah, we've taken down much worse: Tyler Corso, Belle Muldoon, Nate Krenshikov, The Black Daffodils, and Ophelia Shroud for starters.

Me: Don't forget Hawk, Hank, and Abigail Sanchez.

Eli: And in the end, they got The Black Gates for their crimes.


After getting rid of Helena Morgana and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Adreana Metrodora saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Adreana Metrodora: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 17-year-old, 7'9" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out for many years. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Adreana, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Adreana Metrodora: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.

Adreana Metrodora: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.

Nico: Yep. So, Adreana, what memories did you have with Lincoln, and did you have to get rough with any of his enemies along with Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan?

Adreana Metrodora: I do have a video of one memory, it was with me and Lincoln at our secret hot springs.

Adreana Metrodora pulled up a video and it played on the screen, and it showed Lincoln in a large orange speedo and Adreana in her true form and wearing her dark purple and black two-piece bikini, and they were enjoying a day of fun in the hot springs.

?: LINCOLN! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR DEFYING ME!

Past Adreana Metrodora: What the heck was that?!

Past Lincoln: Ugh, I'd recognized that scream from anywhere, it's Lola, and it sounds like she's on the rampage again!

Adreana and Lincoln got up from the hot springs and were in their towels, and they saw Lola come out with red eyes of hate and she has a red face and her teeth were turned into sharp fangs, and she was roaring with rage.

Past Lincoln: This again, Lola! This is getting old really fast! Now, you leave me no choice!

Past Adreana Metrodora: No, Linky, I got this.

Lola screeched like a madwoman and came charging at them, but Adreana Metrodora fired two powerful blasts of darkness which hit Lola, and knocked her down and out, and she was tied up by Lincoln firing two red energy blasts from his massive white angel wings. Luna's arm came out and grabbed Lola and dragged her back to The Loud House to her doom.

Past Lola: YOU WILL PAY! YOU HEAR ME, PAY!

Past Lincoln: Whoa, now that was so awesome!

Past Adreana Metrodora: No one's messing with my man, especially not that two-faced, pink-wearing, snooty, snobby, blackmailing pageant demon.

Adreana Metrodora and Lincoln went back to the hot springs pool as they removed the towels and she swam up to Lincoln and placed her hand on his chest and they kissed as the video ends.

Nico: Whoa, so you kicked Lola's hide and Lincoln tied her up only for her to get dragged back to The Loud House by Luna, that was awesome!

Luna: That little monster messed with the darkness alien chick, and she went down hard.

Me: And Lincoln told us of what Lola tried to do, and the rest of his sisters wanted her head on a pike.

Nico: Damn!

Laney: But, Lincoln and I stopped us, and we left it to Mom and Dad who grounded Lola for fifteen weeks, and this was because she ordered Lincoln to be doing nothing but her bidding and being a miserable sad sack for her to abuse and kill. We were that close to having her head on a pike, that evil sociopathic blackmailing rampaging demon!

We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Dora, Forsythia, Jessica, Penelope, and Moria are heading to Oval Beach in Saugatuck, Michigan.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'9", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Dora, Forsythia, Jessica, Penelope, and Moria were dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Dora, Forsythia, Jessica, Penelope, and Moria had feelings for Lincoln and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln killed them all and sucked out their blood, which made Flip go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at him and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of that mutant, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that Catherine Mason has sent some thugs to kill them.

Forsythia: Wow, so this is Oval Beach, it truly is beautiful!

Lincoln: It sure is, Forsythia, and it's perfect for our first date before Lewa's big mission. Shall we?

Lincoln, Dora, Forsythia, Jessica, Penelope, and Moria dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, then they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Dora, Forsythia, Jessica, Penelope, and Moria got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, but then, they saw the hired thugs of Catherine Mason coming after them, but Lincoln fired orbs of black and blood red energy which hit them and he sucked out all their blood and energy and killed them and sent them to The Black Gates forever.

Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Dora, Forsythia, Jessica, Penelope, and Moria, and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Dora, Forsythia, Jessica, Penelope, and Moria placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive muscular body, and eight-pack abs.

Nico: Whoa, looks like someone really had an awesome time at Oval Beach, eh, Lincoln?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!

Suddenly, five Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Dora, Forsythia, Jessica, Penelope, and Moria with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Dora, Forsythia, Jessica, Penelope, and Moria are now in your harem.

Jenna: Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that cheapskate's just making things much worse for himself.

Serena Logan: Even after all this time, Flip's still the same mutant cheapskate he's always been.

Rarity: And trying to kill Dora, Forsythia, Jessica, Penelope, and Moria, now he's really going to get it.

Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with Catherine Mason's hired thugs, but I killed them all and sucked out their blood, and she should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!

Suddenly, we heard Catherine Mason scream with extreme hatred and rage.

Maria: Yeah, up yours, you monster bitch!

Carmen: Sheesh, those monster bitches just don't even know when to quit.

Nico: Serves her right, but she'll get hers later on today.

Me: They sure will, those monster bitches have gotten on our nerves five years ago, and now, they're going to pay dearly for everything they've done.

Lincoln: You got that right, and we're continuing to drive Brianna Greyson insane with rage, but come the day we get after her, she'll suffer for everything she's done before we end her for good.


We were in the park and Poliwag was practicing.

Granny Smith: Poliwag, why don't you show us how you've been practicing your Bubblebeam?

Poliwag: Sure Granny Smith.

Poliwag spun his tail like a helicopter and fired Bubblebeam blasts from above and blasted the water of the lake all over.

Me: Wow! Awesome Aerial Attack and Flanking Maneuvers.

Qin: They sure are.

Nico: Very well thought up.

Poliwag: Thanks Nico. Thanks guys.

Unfortunately, one of the Bubblebeam attacks accidentally hit a baby stroller.

Me: Uh oh! RUNAWAY STROLLER!

Poromon: LETS GO SAVE HIM!

The Mascots went after the baby! A WOMAN SCREAMED!

Applejack: Okay, all we have to do is catch up to the stroller. Should be easy, right?

Me: Lets go! (WHISTLES)

I called my Rapidash and got on and we were off!

Me: HYAH!

We were off!

We went at the stroller!

Manaphy: A construction site? Should be easy.

Me: Not just a construction site!

We saw that it was a DEMOLITION ZONE!

Me: They're blasting!

Nico: UH OH!

Horsea: Well, this is gonna be explosive.

Me: Mascots hop on!

They hopped on to me.

Me: I got an idea.

I formed a lasso and then spun it around and then threw it and then it grabbed the stroller and I pulled and it came to us and Nico stopped it and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

There was a massive explosion and the whole building that it blasted came crashing down and we saved the baby just in time!

Applejack: YEEHAW! That was fine roping!

Poromon: Aww, look at the baby.

Me: That was a close one.

He was trying to catch a butterfly.

Horsea: (looks around) Um... guys?

We saw explosives around us! Then we saw that the baby was near a detonator.

Poromon: Listen, we don't want any trouble!

The baby looked at us.

Poliwag: We just want to return you to your mother.

Horsea: Your mommy!

Poromon: So back away from that detonator and no one gets hurt!

The baby cheered obliviously and continued reaching for the butterfly, unknowingly pushing down on the detonator.

Manaphy: Well, fuck.

The baby pushed down on the detonator fully.

WE BRACED OURSELVES FOR THE BLAST! But thankfully the detonator wasn't connected to any bombs.

Me: Oh not connected. WHEW!

I went over and picked him up.

Me: You need to be careful little one. You would going to be hurt.

Horsea: (smells something) What's that smell?!

Me: Oh looks like he needs his diaper changed.

I brought out me portable diaper changing station and changed his diaper and threw the dirty diaper away and then cleaned him up and gave him a new diaper and he was changed.

Me: There.

Sakura Knudson: Boy bro you sure know a lot about parenting.

Me: Lots of experiences. Lets get this little guy back to his mother.

We went back to the park.

Hun Gurr: A baby in a demolition site! That was very dangerous!

Me: You're not kidding.

We got back to the park.

Mother: My baby!

I gave him to her.

Mother: Oh thank you J.D. You and the mascots saved my little Harry's life.

Me: We all did actually. We're glad he's going to be okay.

Poromon: Yeah.

Me: We changed his diaper too so he is going to be fine.

Poliwag: He nearly killed us!

Lincoln: Poliwag, it was YOUR Bubblebeam that hit the stroller in the first place.

Me: Lincoln that was an accident.

Poliwag: Yeah I didn't mean to hit it.

Mother: It's okay Poliwag. Just try not to hit my stroller next time.

Poliwag: I won't.

Mother: Good.

Nico: That was a still a close one.

?: Aw man I missed that whole thing.

We saw a Genesect.

Me: Whoa a Genesect.

Nico: Cool!

Genesect: (In a girls voice) That was so awesome though.

Nico: Zoe Paleozoic! Wow!

She reverted back and was a girl with purple hair, purple eyes, had purple angel wings and had purple clothes on.

Zoe Paleozoic: I'm just glad the baby is safe.

Nico: Me too.

Qin: Awesome to see you again Zoe.

Zoe Paleozoic: Same here Qin.

Snarl: What you Zoe's favorite memory of Nico?

Zoe Paleozoic: Well I have a lot of them. But my favorite is when me and Nico found Carboniferous fossils in Eastern Russia and they were amazing. I have lived for over 450 million years and saw many fossils.

Me: Wait you lived for over 450 million years?

Zoe Paleozoic: I sure have and it was because I was hit by cosmic radiation that gave me immortality and invincibility. I was accidentally sent back in time to 450 million years ago and I got hit by cosmic radiation that did that to me.

All of us: WOW!

Nicole: That is incredible!

Lola: It sure is.

Camie: Yeah!

Nico and Zoe hugged.

Nico: I've really missed you Zoe.

Zoe Paleozoic: Me too Nico. Me too.

Volcana: A construction site would've been a lot safer for that baby.

May: No, it wouldn't have been!

Me: I agree. But right now we shouldn't argue.

Nico: J.D. is right. We need to get ready for Lewa's big day mission today.

Lewa: Yeah this will be fun!

Xenia: It sure will!

Sakura Knudson: I agree there!

Lola: Yeah!

Nico: Lets head home and get ready.

We went back to the estate and got ready. We got weapons ready for war and more.

We had guns, bazookas, knives, machine guns and more.

Me: (To the viewers) Boy we're really going into war aren't we? Well this is going to be like what happened back in World War II except here we are 79 years later.

Nico: That's right.

We were ready for action.

The previous group came.

Spymaster: Can me, Electro, Moonstone, Scorcher, Evil Lyn, Hydros, Leap Frog, Dark Spicer, Avalanche, and Tri Klops go with you guys?

Nico: Yes you all can come with us and this will be so awesome and fun.

Qin: It sure will.

Lola: I can't wait to kick some butt!

Nico: Me too.

Solar Man: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: I'm hoping for Chesnaught, Delphox and Greninja next.

Qin: Whoa! Those three will be awesome.

Me: Especially the Greninja. That one will be fast and awesome.

Lola: It sure will.

Nico: Yep.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was Catherine Mason of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, and she's heading here to kill Lincoln and get revenge. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, it's Catherine Mason of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, and she's heading here to kill me and get revenge.

Selene Arcangela: Should've known Brianna Greyson would send her next. But, if we know that bitch all too well, she'll also be bringing Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson with her.

Nicholette Torrington: Just like what happened when The Chernabog Sisters came after us last year.

Lincoln: That won't be a problem, I'll trap them in a force field.

Lewa: While you, Ms. DiMartino, and I deal with Catherine Mason and put an end to her for good, Lincoln.

Lincoln: Right, Lewa. But, we also got to watch it though, Catherine Mason will no doubt have her machine guns with her, along with the others.

Nico: Good thinking, if they broke out of jail, they're bound to have gotten access to high-powered machine guns they stole from the cops or got themselves from contacts outside. Alright, gang, let's go, it's time to meet with Valiant and his friends.

Lincoln: And we're going to destroy that evil Nazi Falcon, Von Talon, and make him pay for his crimes in blood, and once we get done destroying Von Talon, you're next, Catherine Mason.

Selene Arcangela: You better start praying for mercy, you remorseless bitch.

Selene Emperyous: Because, we will show you and the others none for everything you've done in the past.

Ms. DiMartino: No way are we forgiving you for any of your actions, Catherine Mason, you better be ready to pay the price for your foul misdeeds after we destroy Von Talon.

Lewa: Hang in there, Valiant, we're coming.

Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and we headed off to help Valiant and his friends destroy Von Talon, and after we got through with Von Talon, it would soon be the turn of Catherine Mason of The Legion of The Lincoln Haters to meet her fate with The Grim Reaper and The Black Gates.

We were off to Normandy!


We arrived in Normandy. We were at the village of Arromanches-les-Bains.

Moonstone: Is this it?

Me: Yep. Welcome to Normandy.

Nico: This is it guys.

Me: Yep. 79 years ago at this very area on June 6th, 1944 was the site of D-Day.

Nico: Yep.

Lewa: So awesome.

Me: Yep. That was one of the most decisive battles during World War II.

Moonstone: Wow that is amazing.

Then we saw Valiant and friends.

Kraven: (Russian Accent) Hello, Comrade Valiant!

Valiant: Hey guys! You all made it!

Lewa: We sure did!

Victoria: We're glad you all came too.

Nico: Wouldn't miss this for anything.

Hydros: Can we talk more at your base?

Valiant: Sure.

We followed them to his base.

Qin: This is going to be awesome.

Lola: It sure is.

We arrived and it was a great base like always.

Bugsy: Hey guys!

Me: Hey Bugsy!

Heckyl: This is a nice base

Valiant: Thanks. It's home.

Lola: It's awesome.

Varie: It sure is.

Dark Spicer: You guys are several of the pigeons who we really like.

Nico: That's right.

Valiant: That is really cool and awesome.

Qin: It sure is.

Lola: We all think that is cool.

Camie: We all think that is really awesome ourselves.

(DANCE OF THE SUGAR PLUM FAIRY PLAYS)

Poromon came out in a fairy costume with 4 bottles of beer.

Poromon: (to Valiant and his friends) Hello there! I'm the beer fairy! Come to give you guys 4 bottles of beer!

Cindersaur: We apologize for this.

Valiant: (LAUGHS) Hey that is really cute Poromon.

Poromon: Thanks.

Valiant: But Pigeons can't drink beer unfortunately.

Qin: Yeah.

Poromon: Darn.

Gypsy: In the future, you COULD open a liquor store.

Tri Klops: Seriously?!

Me: Oh boy.

Nico: Yeah.

Jamesdean5842: That would be a bad idea.

Valiant: So, what's Gotham Royal York like?

Me: Really awesome.

We told them what it's like and it is a really awesome place.

Qin: It's a great city and loaded with many things and more.

Nico: There's even a park.

Me: Yep. It's a beautiful park.

Qin: It sure is.

Lola: We all hang out there to relax.

Lana: It's fun and great.

Xenia: And the flowers are beautiful.

Valiant: That is amazing.

Horsea: But there's lots of not so nice things there. LIKE THE BLOOD AND HONEY MOVIE! (Shows trailer close to Valiant's face) LOOK AT IT!

Ghuul: I knew this was coming.

Me: Oh for fucks sake!

UGH! ROUNDY SPINNY THING MAGISWORD.

I calmed her down.

Valiant: What was that about?

Me: We saw the trailer for this dark version of Winnie The Pooh called Winnie The Pooh Blood and Honey and it shows Pooh and Piglet as feral psychotic serial killers. Terrible movie.

Valiant: What about the other 100 Acre Wood animals?

Avalanche: They aren't available for Public Domain yet.

Gypsy: Makes sense. Rabbit's a herbivore anyway.

Me: Trust me guys, you don't want to know.

Valiant: i see.

Xenia: Yeah.

Lola: It's crazy.

Jack Spicer: We want to thank you guys for helping out against Freakzekiel.

Ezekiel: Yeah we really owe you for that one eh.

Me: Sorry you had to see me eat his heart.

Valiant: No worries. But good riddance there.

Lola: Yeah that's another Sore Loser gone.

Qin: Yep.

Lana: Yeah.

Leap Frog: So, have things been peaceful here since then?

Valiant: So far. But Von Talon is coming.

Me: Can you tell everyone about him?

Valiant: I sure can.

He did so.


General Von Talon, simply known as Von Talon, is the main antagonist of the 2005 computer-animated film Valiant. He is a villainous falcon who works for the German forces in World War II. He is Cufflingk and Underlingk's boss.

He was voiced by Tim Curry, who also played Frank-N-Furter in The Rocky Horror Picture Show, the Lord of Darkness in Legend, Wadsworth in Clue, Pennywise in the It television miniseries, Thaddeus E. Klang in TaleSpin, Taurus Bulba in Darkwing Duck, Hexxus in FernGully: The Last Rainforest, the Evil Manta in The Little Mermaid television series, Cardinal Richeliu in The Three Musketeers, Farley Claymore in The Shadow, Kilokahn in Super Human Samurai Syber-Squad, Drake in The Pebble and the Penguin, Dr. Anton Sevarius in Gargoyles, Long John Silver in Muppets Treasure Island, Simon Doonan in the Titanic TV movie, Maestro Forte in Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas, Slagar the Cruel in Redwall, Dr. Slicer in Recess, Ben Ravencroft in Scooby-Doo and the Witch's Ghost, Big Brother in Johnny Bravo, the Mouse King in Barbie in the Nutcracker, Professor Calamitous in The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, Scarlet Fever and Nick O' Teen in Ozzy & Drix, Dale "The Whale" Biederbeck in Monk, Belial in The Legend of Atlantis, El Maléfico in ¡Mucha Luca!: The Return of El Maléfico, Anatoly Cherdenko in Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3, Philippe in Barbie and The Three Musketeers, Billy Flynn in Criminal Minds and Emperor Palpatine in Star Wars: The Clone Wars.

In May 1944, 5 years since the declaration of World War II, three Royal Homing Pigeon Service war pigeons are flying across the English Channel with the White Cliffs of Dover in sight, carrying vital messages to Great Britain. Despite the poor weather conditions, the pigeons have nearly reached their destination. However, they are suddenly ambushed and attacked by a villainous German enemy falcon named General Von Talon and his two henchmen Cufflingk and Underlingk; two of the pigeons are instantly killed, yet the third, Mercury, is taken as a prisoner of war.

Although Mercury is captured, he resists interrogating to Von Talon where the messages were meant to be departed. So Von Talon and his goons resort to torture in order to get Mercury to crack the location. First, they try blasting him with Werner Bruggemann's Da Jodel Rudel playing over the intercom, but despite the loud annoying yodeling, Mercury still does not crack. Von Talon then injects Mercury with a truth serum. While Mercury tells the truth, he still refuses to actually tell them what they want to know, and instead babbles on and on, annoying them until he accidentally reveals the location: Saint-Pierre.

In France, the war pigeons come under attack by Underlingk and Cufflingk, resulting in Bugsy and the message being captured. Von Talon takes the message from Bugsy and decides to cage him up and eat him later. The troops follow Bugsy to the falcon's bunker, where Valiant takes advantage of his small size and sneaks into the bunker through the gun barrel, retrieves the message, and frees Bugsy and Mercury. Unfortunately, the falcons are alert and give chase. As Gutsy and the others fend off Underlingk and Cufflingk, Valiant flies to London to deliver the message followed closely by Von Talon.

After a climactic chase by the falcon, Valiant hides in the cottage where he lives, where he is attacked by Von Talon again. With the help of Elsa and Felix, Valiant finally defeats Von Talon by getting a giant hook caught on his medals, leaving him to be beaten senseless by the water wheel. It is unknown what happened to Von Talon after this but it can be assume that he got executed because his crimes.


When he was done we were shocked!

Me: This guy is Anti-God!

Lola: He sure is!

Nico: He is a monster!

Chef Pepperjack: Lunch is ready!

We got spicy burgers and chili and more.

Me: Oh boy!

Qin: Yummy.

We were eating awesome chili and burgers, burritos and more.

Evil Lyn: Do you like the food?

Valiant: Delicious!

Me: It sure is. (BURPS FIRE) Oh pardon me.

Nico: No worries. We love super spicy food.

Camie: We sure do.

Qin: It's awesome. (BURPS FIRE)

Xenia: It sure is awesome.

Heat Man: It's hot enough for me as well

Me: Always love good spice.

Nico: Hey J.D. I dare you to eat this whole jar of these.

He pulled out a jar of MOONSCAR ISLAND PEPPERS!

Qin: UH OH!

Me: I'll do it!

Everyone gasped!

I opened the jar and then I dumped the whole thing down my throat.

I swallowed it.

Valiant: Are you crazy?!

But then…

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

I was engulfed in a massive fiery fire aura and my muscles grew slightly and I got stronger from the fire!

Me: Now THAT was some AWESOME HEAT!

Chef Pepperjack: (LAUGHS) OOOWEE! That was great spice!

Valiant: J.D. you are one AWESOME spice demon.

Me: Yep.

Valiant: Are you okay?

Me: Never better.

Qin: That was awesome.

Shaggy: Like yeah! J.D. is the ultimate spice demon. He eats EVERYTHING spicy.

Lola: He sure does.

Valiant: (LAUGHS) That is an awesome iron mouth and stomach you have there.

Qin: (LAUGHS) It sure is.

Scorcher: That was as hot as me!

Nico: It sure was.

Me: Yep.

Qin: Awesome.

Lola: Never underestimate the power of J.D. the Ultimate Spicy Demon.

Lana: That is for sure.

Laney: Oh yeah!

Valiant: So, has your mouth cooled off?

Me: Yes it has.

Nico: He cools down fast after absorbing the fire.

Qin: Yeah.

Camie: But that is funny though.

Me: Now that the fun and meal is done, it's time for action.

Nico: Anyway, how about we start off with the usual battles?

Valiant: All right then.

Me: Lets do it.

Qin: Cool.

Lana: Okay.

We went outside.

Maria: Here they come.

She called them in.

Then Captain Cold, Major Disaster, Common Cold, Man Ray, Cluemaster, Mysterio, Cantwell, Brain Freezer, P'andor, and Baron Mordo appeared.

Nico: Captain Cold, Major Disaster, Common Cold, Man Ray, Cluemaster, Mysterio, Cantwell, Brain Freezer, P'andor, and Baron Mordo.

CantwellL (to Lisa Simpson) How was your sleepoveer?

Lisa: It was good!

Me: They had a lot of fun.

Captain Cold: (laughs) Especially when Alex kissed Nico?

Nico: That was unexpected.

Me: It was a dare for Truth or Dare.

Major Disaster: Either way, you guys probably had fun.

Nico: Yep

Common Cold: (to Nico) We're sorry about the Empty Head Society.

Nico: No worries. It was funny though.

Man Ray: But at least you got to hang out in good old Bikini Bottom.

Me: Yeah that was true.

Stingrage then appeared.

Me: Stingrage. Awesome.

Stingrage: Yep. It will be fun.

Lola: Yep.

Stingrage: So, no Hitotsuki today, huh?

William: I think I probably know the reason for it.

Me: Yeah and it's Lewa's big mission.

Qin: Yeah.

We got the battles underway.


Qin, Vixen, Theo Martin, Lily Chillman, R.J., Dominic, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Volcana and Torch Man VS Captain Cold, Evil Blizzard Man, Mophead (Sailor Moon), Boba Fett, Praxina, and Mephisto- Nico's rescues on a Chili Dog Planet and in Bikini Bottom


Captain Cold was first.

Captain Cold: (to Qin) Nico's rescue yesterday was on a Chili Dog Planet. And his rescue today was in Bikini Bottom.

Qin: The Chili Dog planet was really awesome and man did Sonic and Tails love it! There was enough chili dogs for them to feast on forever!

Vixen: There sure was and it was awesome and delicious.

Theo Martin: It sure was. The chili was awesome.

Lily Chillman: It sure was.

R.J.: Boy I'll say!

Dominic: That is an awesome planet. It's like we were on Coney Island and had chili dogs all the time.

Sunset Shimmer: It sure was awesome! Everyone loves good chili dogs.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) I agree there and it's so fun.

Sunburn: It was really awesome.

Captaiin Cold: That is really awesome! Glad you guys had fun on a planet like that. Lets do it!

Qin and team used fusions for Hermos and the Ice Dragon monsters and their rider cards and they got awesome weapons and they fired waves of ice and fire and smashed them down.


Tyler Navarro, Kagero, Yamato, Lucky, Tsurugi, Hiryuu, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Solar Man and Sheep Man VS Major Disaster, Evil Winter Man, Master Zik, Acrobat, Volcamon, and Another Ex Aid - Battling Another Volcanyx, Zomdalf, Raydex, Nereida de Danann, Rosanha, Nisael, Pirates (SpongeBob), Cthulhu, Edo Fu, Edo Utakata, Edo Han, Edo Roshi, Edo Yagura, Edo Yugito, Two-Face, Marionette Shadow, Another Empty Head Society, Another Ped, Another Clampdown, Another Heatseeker, Evil Clayface, Robo-Roxy


Major Disaster was next.

Major Disaster: (to Tyler) Nico and the others did good Battling Another Volcanyx, Zomdalf, Raydex, Nereida de Danann, Rosanha, Nisael, Pirates (SpongeBob), Cthulhu, Edo Fu, Edo Utakata, Edo Han, Edo Roshi, Edo Yagura, Edo Yugito, Two-Face, Marionette Shadow, Another Empty Head Society, Another Ped, Another Clampdown, Another Heatseeker, Evil Clayface, Robo-Roxy. Damn, that's a lot of Another MOE members!

Tyler Navarro: Yeah you're not kidding there. Most of them were gene-slammers of the Crystal Gems and it was awesome to see that.

Kagero: One of the was the Sailor Soldier for the The Chili Dog Planet and it was awesome. Another batch of them was also gene-slammers of Sonic The Hedgehog.

Major Disaster: Whoa! Gene-slammers for Sonic himself!? Wow that is amazing!

Yamato: It sure is and these girls are like Sonic in every possible way. They have his super speed, all his powers and even his humongous appetite for chili dogs.

Lucky: That is so awesome and cool.

Tsurugi: And they are freedom fighters too. Like how Sonic did on Mobius they defend the Earth from people like Dr. Robotnik.

Hiryuu: That is so awesome and amazing.

Applejack: Boy it sure is amazing and they have the amazing sense of justice that Sonic has.

Apple Bloom: Yeah they sure do and it's so amazing and great to see them in action!

Flashwing: It sure is awesome!

Major Disaster: That is awesome! What are the girls names?

Tyler Navarro: Their names are Sonia, Sally, Sakura, Sunny and Sammy Sonic and they are the Sonic Freedom 5.

Major Disaster: That is awesome! Lets do it!

Tyler and team used fusions for Hermos and the Gemknight Monsters and their rider cards and got awesome weapons and they fired waves of earth, rock, boulders, mud, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.


Robin, Dark Magician Girl and her Apprentices, Naomi Yumiko, White Walker, Frostwrath, Algata, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Stalker and Kraven the Hunter VS Common Cold, Crud, Land Before Time Red Claw, Abnes, Beard Deer, and Cancer (Mega Man Star Force) - Lincoln's rescues


Common Cold was next.

Common Cold: (to Robin) Lincoln's rescues were as awesome as always. He defeated enemies from his past.

Robin: He sure did and it was so awesome. Yesterday they faced Joyce Crandall.

Common Cold: That greedy land developer that tried to turn Royal Woods into a 6th Great Lake!?

Robin: That's right and Lori faced an enemy from her past too and her name is Helena Morgana and she had REALLY NASTY PROBLEMS!

Common Cold: What happened?

Robin: I'll tell you both stories.

FLASHBACKS

(Yesterday)

Lincoln: Uh oh, we're here in The Uranus Prison, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the six girls here, but we also got news from the Warden: Joyce Crandall, the heartless greedy bitch who tried to flood Royal Woods and got fired long ago, has finally lost her mind thanks to her combined hatred of me and my family, along with seeing her dreams of flooding and destroying Royal Woods to create another Great Lake for her tourist attraction and getting hit with The Mammon's Infernal Greed Vengeance Curse after we took her down last year, and she's on the rampage in The Uranus Prison. But, we're not going to take that lying down, just like with Morag, Joyce Crandall is going to be taken down for good and she's getting The Black Gates where she will never hurt anyone or destroy another town for her selfish greed ever again.

Laney: That heartless home-destroying greedy harpy, now she's gone way too far! We should've killed her last year.

Lincoln: But, where's the fun in that? Besides, I wanted to see her mind destroyed forever with the combination of both her hatred of me and the family, along with seeing her dreams of flooding and destroying Royal Woods to create another Great Lake for her tourist attraction and getting hit with The Mammon's Infernal Greed Vengeance Curse after we took her down last year.

Nico: So, you waited until she finally snapped big time, so we can put her out of her misery? (Smirks) Nice one.

Me: Yeah, I got to admit that was a smart move. Now, we can give her The Black Gates, just like what you did to Morag, Lincoln.

Lincoln: Exactly, plus, I also got it broadcasted to our resident jerks at Dad's restaurant, specifically Flip who's done a lot of dirty schemes and crimes and all to satisfy his greed and desire for money.

Eli: Nice.

Rarity: They always say that patience is a virtue. Say, June, how did Rayman teach Dennis a lesson whenever he made those snide insults at you?

Juniper Lee: (Snickers) That still cracked me up to this day.

Rayman: Me too.

Rayman made a viewing mirror of that event two days ago.

Juniper Lee: Well, two days ago, Rayman was talking with both my parents and Ah Mah about what he had planned, but then, he felt a disturbance and he ran to the living room where he ran into me and Ray Ray of course making fun of Dennis again. But, when Dennis called me a buttface, I was about to call him a hairless wonder, that was until Rayman tapped Dennis on the shoulder and he had a look in his eyes, and I knew it was going to get ugly.

Past Rayman: You and me, backyard, now!

Past Ray Ray: Oh man! Oh, this is going to be so awesome!

Me: Uh oh, when he heard that snide insult from Dennis' mouth, he took offense, didn't he?

Juniper Lee: Yep, it was going to get ugly big time, and by then, we were at the backyard, and Dennis had out his wand.

Past Dennis: This'll be easy to fight someone who has no limbs.

Past Rayman: (Smirks) Heh, that's what you think because I'm not the same as I was two years ago.

Suddenly, Rayman took off his long long-sleeved white trenchcoat showing he had really muscled arms, legs underneath his long dark purple pants, and a neck.

Juniper Lee: And when he saw Rayman had both really muscled arms, legs, and a neck, Dennis went white as a ghost, Ray Ray, Monroe, and I almost burst out laughing.

Past Jasmine Lee: Oh, this should be a good match!

Dennis was about to fire blasts of magic from his wand, but Rayman fired an energy fist which took his wand and gave it to Jasmine Lee.

Past Dennis: Hey!

Past Juniper Lee: He wants to settle it fist to fist, so no using your magic wand. Besides, he's also an expert on magic, Hairless Wonder.

Past Jasmine Lee: Fair's fair, Dennis, you have to play by the rules.

Past Dennis: Okay, Ah Mah.

Past Rayman: Alright, then, bring it on!

Dennis ran at Rayman, but being a natural-born fighter, Rayman used a clothesliner on him, and he'd followed with a roundhouse kick.

Past Ray Ray: Aw man, he used a clothesliner and roundhouse kick. AWESOME!

Past Juniper Lee: Just one clothesliner and roundhouse kick, and already, he has Dennis on the ropes.

Finally, Rayman used a cobra clutch on Dennis and pinned him to the ground.

Past Rayman: You want to tap out, now's your chance.

Dennis tapped out, and Rayman got off and helped him up.

Past Jasmine Lee: Looks like Rayman won the match and taught Dennis a lesson.

Past Rayman: Now, are you going to try not to insult your sister? I don't want to have to teach you another lesson.

Past Dennis: Okay, I promise not to make any snide insults to my little sister.

But, he had his fingers crossed, and June smirked.

Past Juniper Lee: Rayman, he had his fingers crossed!

Past Rayman: He what?!

When June took out his hand and saw his fingers were crossed, Dennis freaked out and he ran with Rayman running after him.

Past Rayman: Dennis, you get back here and take your lumps like a man!

We laughed as the viewing window vanished.

Nico: Oh man, Rayman really laid quite the smackdown on your older brother.

Juniper Lee: He never ceases to amaze me, and he really taught him a lesson.

Me: And when you saw Dennis had his fingers crossed, you pulled a Lola on him.

Lola: Really slick, and it was so funny seeing Rayman chase after Dennis like that and yelling for him to take his lumps like a man.

Rayman: Luckily, he swore not to cause any trouble until the day of our wedding, and Monroe is also going to keep an eye on him and Ray Ray. Now then, let's go and teach that greedy harpy a lesson she will carry with her to her grave.

We travelled through the Uranus Prison, and it was a mess thanks to Joyce Crandall's very ugly and very nasty rampage. Suddenly, we saw Alien Hunter appear before us and with it are the six girls.

Rarity: My word, that's Alien Hunter.

Alien Hunter: (Girl's voice) Sorry about that, but I managed to get the girls away from that psychotic crazy bitch, and I also drenched her before we ran.

Lincoln: (Gasps) That voice, Marina Kaimana, I knew it was you.

?: (ENRAGED SCREAM) YOU LOUDS WILL ALL PAY FOR RUINING MY TOURIST ATTRACTION!

Suddenly, we saw our target: Joyce Crandall, and she has now officially lost her mind thanks to her combined hatred of Lincoln Loud and the Loud Family, along with seeing her dreams of flooding and destroying Royal Woods to create another Great Lake for her tourist attraction and getting hit with The Mammon's Infernal Greed Vengeance Curse after she was taken down last year.

Rarity: My word, you really made her lose her marbles, Linky.

Sylvester: All the better to put this monster down once and for all.

Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.

Lincoln: My words exactly, let's get that greedy harpy and string her up by her entrails.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Star Blood-Stained Demonic Darkness Justice and Divine Star Bloodstained Demonic Dark Demon Hound Compassion, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal search Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Archangel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Heavenly Lightstorm Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Archangel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Justice, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Magical Elemental Fairy Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Fairy Wolf Justice and Divine Elemental Fairy Magic Mysticon Wolf Hope and he had his Lupus' Celestial Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice and Eye of Lupus orb ready, Rarity's team, The Lion Guard, The Miraculous Celestial Union, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nico, Nicole, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Joyce Crandall, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, Lincoln fired a blue energy blast which hit Joyce Crandall, and she was obliterated forever and she was sent to The Black Gates forever. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.

Warden: Thanks for getting rid of her, Lincoln. She went completely insane and she went on a violent rampage mongrelizing the other inmates and she even badly injured some of the guards.

Lincoln: We'll make sure they're tended to, Warden.

Varie healed the injured guards, and we tended to any injured inmates who also got hurt by Joyce Crandall on her violent rampage, and then, we all went back home, and just in time too, we soon heard Flip's bellowing voice swearing revenge on us.

Me, Nico, Eli, and Qin: Yeah, fuck you too, you mutant cheapskate!

Lori: Flip's such a total blowhard.

Luna: He's lucky we're not killing him, we killed him once, but now, he's getting humiliated for the rest of his miserable life.

Lincoln: And we're already making his life a total misery by humiliating him and the other jerks in the process. But, Joyce Crandall was worse than Flip: she wanted to destroy our home and turn it into another Great Lake for her tourist attraction and to line her pockets, so yeah, she was one jerk who needed to be forgotten for good.

Me: And you made sure of that, Lincoln.

Lincoln: I sure did.

Nico: And you were right to say she's just like Morag: she was absolutely insane, psychopathic, evil, heartless, selfish, and greedy, and she deserved to get sent to The Black Gates for what she tried to do, and I can guess she's done this to so many other innocent people.

(TODAY)

Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in China, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the five girls here, but we also got some bad news: an old enemy has come back, and it's not one of my old enemies. Lori, I hate to say it, but, she's back.

Lori: (Gasps) Oh no, not her!

Nico: Who?

Lincoln: Helena Morgana.

Me: Oh, I remember her all too well.

Lori: Same here, she's the meanest and nastiest monster bully who enjoyed torturing and physically maiming the students and teachers because they got in her way: in other words, she did this to the students and the teachers because she has a really nasty thirst for blood. That was until I defeated her and with help from Lincoln and his Guardian Angels, exposed her for who she really is, and she got expelled. This was five years ago and right around the same time Brianna Greyson and her bitch herd got expelled as well. But, before Helena was taken away, she swore she'd have her revenge on me.

Lincoln: And now, five years later, she's broken out of prison and she's out for Lori's blood, but we're not going to let her get away with it, we're taking her down and sending her to The Uranus Prison for good, but not before I put a lethal curse on her: if she tries to break out again, the curse will take her life and she'll be banished to The Black Gates forever.

Luna: She's in every way like Amy McKale, she was extremely cruel, excessively sadistic, and evil to the bone, and even worse, those two once teamed up and caused a ton of havoc on the school and it was after Amy broke out of prison yet again.

Luan: It was absolute madness, they caused tons of damage and destruction to the school and they'd beaten up and brutally injured the students and teachers, that was until Selene Arcangela, along with Selene Emperyous and her sisters, pummeled the two of them into the dirt, and not only did Amy McKale get sent back to prison, but Helena got hit with a three month suspension by Principal Rivers.

Leni: We couldn't stand her, but what could anyone do? She was also extremely violent and she was just as, if not, even worse than Amy McKale.

Nico: So, we got another Amy McKale-style situation, but this is one from Lori's past.

Lincoln: Right.

Juniper Lee: Hope someone's got a straitjacket or some rope for that animal, 'cause she'll try to get loose after we take her down.

Suddenly, we saw Alien Mother appear before us and with it are the five girls.

Draculaura: (Transylvanian Accent) Wow, that's Alien Mother.

Alien Mother: (Girl's voice) Sorry about the scare, but I was able to get the girls away from that evil bloodthirsty bitch before she could kill them to slake her thirst for blood.

Lincoln: (Gasps) That voice, Adreana Metrodora, I knew it was you.

?: (ENRAGED SCREAM) LORI LOUD, YOU, YOUR BROTHER, AND THE WHORES ARE GOING TO DIE FOR RUINING MY REIGN, YOU STUPID BITCH!

We then saw our target heading our way, it was Helena Morgana, a girl with wild brown hair, black eyes full of hatred and insanity, and she has on an orange prison jumpsuit, and she was completely insane.

Lori: Helena, looks like five years haven't been kind to you at all.

Helena Morgana: I WILL RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF!

Sylvester: Okay, buster, you asked for it.

Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.

Lincoln: No one threatens my sister and gets away with it. Let's turn that bloodthirsty bitch into a human pretzel!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Star Blood-Stained Demonic Darkness Justice and Divine Star Bloodstained Demonic Dark Demon Hound Compassion, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal search Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Archangel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Heavenly Lightstorm Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Archangel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Justice, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Magical Elemental Fairy Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Fairy Wolf Justice and Divine Elemental Fairy Magic Mysticon Wolf Hope and he had his Lupus' Celestial Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice and Eye of Lupus orb ready, Sophie and her team, The Lion Guard, The Miraculous Celestial Union, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nico, Nicole, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Helena Morgana, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.

Then, Juniper Lee and Rayman tied Helena Morgana up in a straitjacket and rope, and Lincoln gave her The Titania's Blood Rose Blossom Vengeance Curse and had her beamed to The Uranus Prison where she will die soon. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.

FLASHBACKS END

When they were done Common Cold and the group were shocked!

Common Cold: (SNEEZES!) WOW! That is amazing!

Beard Deer: That is really awesome!

Dark Magician Girl: It sure is and I am glad that we have seen the last of Joyce Crandall!

Apple Magician Girl: Yeah she was a monster and a menace to the entire Uranus Prison.

Lemon Magician Girl: And Helena Morgan was cursed with the Titania's Blood Rose Blossom Vengeance Curse and she will be dead and banished to the Black Gates in a few days.

Naomi Yumiko: That is for sure. I hope she likes the Black Gates.

White Walker. Frostwrath and Algata agreed.

Twilight Sparkle: I'm glad those monsters are getting what's coming to them.

Starshine Sparkle: Same here. Joyce Crandall would have killed thousands of innocent people had she done her plan.

Spyro: And all this to build a lake for her mother.

Common Cold: Yeah no kidding! (SNEEZES!)

Robin: Bless you.

Common Cold: Thank you. Lets do it!

Robin and team used fusions for Timaeus and the Magicians and their rider cards and they got awesome new dragons and weapons and they fired waves of magic and energy and smashed them down.


Gali, Sailor Saturn, Destiny the Whale Shark, Dory, Nemo, Bailey, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Rico the Robot and Heckyl VS Man Ray, Swamp Witch, Evil Skarr, Scythe 2.0, Pinface, and Mandy the Merciless - Meeting Gene-slammers for Alien Hunter and Alien Mother


Man Ray was next.

Man Ray: (to Gali) I heard you guys met Gene-slammers for Alien Hunter and Alien Mother. What are their names?

Gali: Their names are Marina Kaimana and Adreana Metrodora. One is for Water and the other is for Darkness.

Sailor Saturn: They are both elemental Aliens called Hydrosapiens and Umbrasapiens.

Destiny: I think they are amazing. The Elemental Aliens are awesome.

Dory: They sure are. Who are they again?

CURSE THAT SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS.

Nemo: They have awesome powers and their stories are awesome too.

Bailey: Awooo they sure are amazing.

(YESTERDAY)

Nico: Yep. So, Marina, what memories did you have with Lincoln, and did you have to get rough with any of his enemies along with Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan?

Marina Kaimana: I do have a video of one memory, it was with me and Lincoln at Lake Michigan.

Marina Kaimana pulled up a video and it played on the screen, and it showed Lincoln in a large orange speedo and Marina in her true form and wearing her aqua blue ocean wave two-piece bikini, and they were enjoying a day of fun.

?: LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDD!

Past Marina Kaimana: What the heck was that?!

Past Lincoln: Ugh, I'd recognized that bellow of rage and the stench of an unwashed cheapskate from anywhere, it's Flip, and it sounds like he's on the rampage again!

Marina and Lincoln got up from the sand, and they saw Flip come out with red eyes of hate and he was foaming at the mouth, and he had a knife in his hand.

Past Lincoln: This again, you mutant cheapskate! Looks like I need to knock you down again!

Past Marina Kaimana: No, Linky, I got this.

Flip bellowed like a mad bull and came charging at them, but Marina Kaimana fired two powerful water waves which hit Flip, and sent him flying right back to the prison he busted out of.

Past Lincoln: Whoa, now that was so awesome!

Past Marina Kaimana: No one's messing with my man, especially not the stupid, greedy, hairy, smelly, three butt-cheeked mutant cheapskate of Royal Woods.

Marina Kaimana and Lincoln kissed as the video ends.

Nico: Whoa, so you kicked Flip's mutant hide and sent him flying back to prison, that was awesome!

Luna: That mutant messed with the water alien chick, and he went down hard.

Me: And Lincoln told us of what Flip tried to do, and we wanted his head for what he tried to do, and I cursed at Flip calling him a ton of profanities and curses.

Nico: Damn!

Laney: We were lucky to cover Lily's ears so she couldn't hear any of his profanities and curses, and we had to wash his mouth out with soap.

Sumner: You got that right.

Sakura Knudson: Jeez, I never knew you had quite a foul mouth, J.D.

Me: Unfortunately, I do, and I was so mad at that mutant, he deserved it big time.

(TODAY)

Nico: Yep. So, Adreana, what memories did you have with Lincoln, and did you have to get rough with any of his enemies along with Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan?

Adreana Metrodora: I do have a video of one memory, it was with me and Lincoln at our secret hot springs.

Adreana Metrodora pulled up a video and it played on the screen, and it showed Lincoln in a large orange speedo and Adreana in her true form and wearing her dark purple and black two-piece bikini, and they were enjoying a day of fun in the hot springs.

?: LINCOLN! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR DEFYING ME!

Past Adreana Metrodora: What the heck was that?!

Past Lincoln: Ugh, I'd recognized that scream from anywhere, it's Lola, and it sounds like she's on the rampage again!

Adreana and Lincoln got up from the hot springs and were in their towels, and they saw Lola come out with red eyes of hate and she has a red face and her teeth were turned into sharp fangs, and she was roaring with rage.

Past Lincoln: This again, Lola! This is getting old really fast! Now, you leave me no choice!

Past Adreana Metrodora: No, Linky, I got this.

Lola screeched like a madwoman and came charging at them, but Adreana Metrodora fired two powerful blasts of darkness which hit Lola, and knocked her down and out, and she was tied up by Lincoln firing two red energy blasts from his massive white angel wings. Luna's arm came out and grabbed Lola and dragged her back to The Loud House to her doom.

Past Lola: YOU WILL PAY! YOU HEAR ME, PAY!

Past Lincoln: Whoa, now that was so awesome!

Past Adreana Metrodora: No one's messing with my man, especially not that two-faced, pink-wearing, snooty, snobby, blackmailing pageant demon.

Adreana Metrodora and Lincoln went back to the hot springs pool as they removed the towels and she swam up to Lincoln and placed her hand on his chest and they kissed as the video ends.

Nico: Whoa, so you kicked Lola's hide and Lincoln tied her up only for her to get dragged back to The Loud House by Luna, that was awesome!

Luna: That little monster messed with the darkness alien chick, and she went down hard.

Me: And Lincoln told us of what Lola tried to do, and the rest of his sisters wanted her head on a pike.

Nico: Damn!

Laney: But, Lincoln and I stopped us, and we left it to Mom and Dad who grounded Lola for fifteen weeks, and this was because she ordered Lincoln to be doing nothing but her bidding and being a miserable sad sack for her to abuse and kill. We were that close to having her head on a pike, that evil sociopathic blackmailing rampaging demon!

FLASHBACKS END

Man Ray: Wow that is really amazing! They really smashed Flip and Lola all over huh?

Rarity: They most certainly did darlings and it was really good.

Sweetie Belle: That is for sure and it was amazing.

Gill Grunt: It was really awesome too.

Man Ray: I agree there. Lets do it!

Gali and team used fusions for Hermos and the Ocean Dragon Lord monsters and their rider cards and they got awesome weapons and they fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.


Aang, Ms. Cheerilee, Athena Rollins, Rebecca Madison, Riley Misaki, Elastic Waistband, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Flamefeather and Cindersaur VS Cluemaster, Bradford Buzzard, Frost Giant (Disney Infinity), Tublat, Grand Duke of Owls, and Earth Gear Golem- The Mascots saving a baby careening through a Demolition Zone!?


Cluemaster was next.

Cluemaster: (to Aang) The Mascots saved a baby careening through a Demolition Zone!? Are they alright?!

Aang: They are okay and we all saved the baby.

Ms. Cheerilee: It was a really daring and awesome rescue.

Athena Rollins: It sure was cool!

Rebecca Madison: It was a really explosion one.

Riley Misaki: We all thought that was really cool.

Elastic Waistband: I agree there too.

Rainbow Dash: That was a really explosive and awesome rescue.

Scootaloo: It sure was awesome.

Whirlwind: We all had an awesome and explosive rescue from that.

Cluemaster: Boy that is amazing. Lets do it!

Aang and team used fusions for Hermos and the Mist Valley Monsters and their rider cards and they got awesome weapons and they fired waves of wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed them down.


Yusei, Chuck Chicken, Masao Den, Peach, AncientTroiamon, Kamen Rider Meteor, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Ghuul and Ri'Oha VS Mysterio, Tenaya 7, Melissa Bergman, Hitcher, Fire Women (Fantasia), and Nina Williams - The Mascots Explosive Rescue


Mysterio was next.

Mysterio: (to Yusei) So, the mascots had an Explosive Rescue, eh? And what Heartless Robots can I use here?

Yusei: Hmm. How about the Armored Knights Heartless.

Mysterio: Good choice.

Yusei: The mascots had an awesome rescue there.

Chuck Chicken: They sure did. They are heroes for saving that baby.

Masao Den: They sure are and I'm proud of them too.

Peach: That was so fun to see.

AncientTroiamon: We all got a kick out of that.

Kamen Rider Meteor: It was really fun.

Fluttershy: We all are very proud of the mascots.

Tornado Bolt: I agree there too.

Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Oh ja and it was fun.

Stealth Elf: We're proud of the mascots.

Mysterio: I am too. Lets do it!

Yusei and team used fusions for Hermos and the Stardust Dragon Cards and their rider cards and they got awesome weapons and they fired waves of stars, leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and energy and smashed them down.


Lisa Simpson, Chloe Terryington, Elita Karlsson, Gaia, Firebird Dragon, Monstrous Dragon, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Tech Skylanders, Sideshow Bob and Jack Spicer VS Cantwell, Quirrel, Kevin 11, Porcina, Old Man Old Man, and Glory - Valiant and Friends are World War II Pigeons


Cantwell was next.

Cantwell: (to Lisa) Valiant and Friends are World War II Pigeons. Let it be known that not ALL pigeons are bad.

Lisa Simpson: No they are not all bad but it's really cool that they are awesome pigeons of World War II.

Chloe Terryington: (British Accent) Yeah they sure are awesome.

Elita Karlsson: We all think it's cool.

Gaia: I agree there myself.

Firebird Dragon and Monstrous Dragon agreed.

Pinkie Pie: It's a really amazing thing!

Maud Pie: (monotonously) I agree there too.

Featherweight: It sure is amazing too.

Sprocket: It sure is.

Cantwell: You got that right. Lets do it!

Lisa and team used fusions for Hermos and the Six Samurai monsters and their rider cards and they got awesome weapons and they fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed them down.


Bloom, Tigra, Simba, Kovu, Timon & Pumbaa, Nala, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Chef Pepperjack and Dreamcatcher VS Brain Freezer, Superfriends Captain Cold, Monster Arm, Hungry Larry, Quint, and Pie King - Valiant and Friends are amazing pigeons


Brain Freezer was next.

Brain Freezer: (to Bloom) Valiant and Friends are amazing pigeons. Ones that have served in the war.

Bloom: They sure did and it was amazing that they did all that.

Tigra: Even though it happened back 78 years ago it was still awesome that they did all that.

Simba: It sure was awesome.

Kovu: I agree there too and it was awesome.

Timon: Boy those Nazis they fought back then were a bunch of mooks.

Pumbaa: They sure were and they were evil.

Nala: Pure evil. But it was a very amazing part of our history too.

Starlight Glimmer: J.D.'s grandfather fought in that war and it was amazing.

Cozy Glow: That is for sure and it was amazing too.

Hex: But like we have known for years. Nothing good EVER comes from War.

Brain Freezer: That is for sure. Lets do it!

Bloom and team used fusions for Hermos and the Wight Monsters and their rider cards and they got awesome weapons and they fired waves of skulls, magic, bones, lightning, blood and stars and smashed them down.


Tahu, Yakumo Kurama, Leanbow, Knuckles the Echidna, Shizuka Nekonome, Min Min, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Needle Man and Heat Man VS P'andor, Yost Crimson Dynamo, Wolf (Legend of The Candy Cane), Boxing World, Sushi World, and Noodle World - Von Talon is a bad Falcon


P'andor was next.

P'andor: (to Tahu) (Russian Accent) Von Talon is a bad Falcon. One that's a fucking Nazi!

Tahu: He sure is and he will pay for his crimes!

Yakuma: That is for sure!

Leanbow: The Nazis have no honor and love.

Knuckles: Yeah what a bunch of jerks!

Shizuka Nekonome: Yeah no kidding!

Min Min: They deserve death!

Princess Celestia: I agree there.

King Solar: Banish them to the moon.

Solar Eclipsa: Yeah they deserve it.

Amber Morning: I agree too.

P'andor: Same with me comrades. Lets do it!

Tahu and team used fusions for Hermos and the Volcanic Monsters and their rider cards and they got awesome weapons and they fired waves of light and fire and smashed them down.


Eli Winston Bullock, Crag, Edith Norris, Derek, Odette, Loki (Marvel), Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Airi and 2014 Maleficent VS Baron Mordo, Evil Cut Man, Evil Roxas, DC Cupid, Universe 666 Mother Gothel, and Zululuk (Flashman)- Von Talon is going to be dead meat


Baron Mordo was next.

Baron Mordo: (to Eli) Von Talon is going to be dead meat. And we're having him for dinner.

Eli: EW! I don't think Falcons would taste very good for dinner.

Crag: Yeah that would not be good for eating.

Edith Norris: I would not want to touch a monster like him with a ten food pole.

Derek: Me neither.

Odette: Yeah not good.

Loki: (British Accent) I agree too guys.

Princess Luna: Same with me and it will taste awful.

Moondust: Especially for a monster like Von Talon.

Snowdrop: He is a jerk.

Gari: No kidding there.

Blackout: Same here.

Baron Mordo: I agree there myself. Lets do it!

Eli and team used fusions for Hermos and the darkness monsters and their rider cards and they got awesome weapons and they fired waves of darkness and smashed them down.


Cole Evans VS Wolf


Wolf was next.

Wolf: This will be fun.

Cole: It sure will.

Cole fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Chiro VS Cuppa Joe


Cuppa Joe was next.

Cuppa Joe: Want a cup of coffee?

Chiro: No thanks.

He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Dudley Puppy VS Carface Carruthers


Carface Carruthers was next.

Carface: You ready for this?

Dudley Pippy: This will be good.

Dudley fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Andy Johnson and Rodney VS TTG Squirrel and Squirrel (Adventure Time)


The Squirrels were next.

Andy Johnson: Time for these nutcakes to be smashed.

Rodney: Yeah!

Andy fired waves of energy and smashed them down.


Charlie Brown VS Great Pumpkin


Great Pumpkin was next.

Great Pumpkin: This is gonna be good!

Charlie Brown: It sure will be.

Charlie fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Valiant VS Sancho


Sancho was next.

Valiant: So you are Sancho. Awesome to meet you.

Sancho cooed.

Valiant: Same here.

Valiant fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Dino Charge Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Wizard Riders, J.D. Knudson, Varie, Celica, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa, and Lily VS Stingrage


Stingrage was next.

Stingrage: Boy this is awesome. And it's going to be like what happened back 79 years ago.

Me: It sure will be awesome! Just like what my grandfather went through all those years ago.

Varie: Yeah it sure will be awesome though.

Celica: I agree there too.

Stingrage: I agree too. Lets do it!

I teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of Von Talon, they're a massive collection of greatswords with embedded colored gems and the flag of The United States etched on the 7'3" massive, wide, double-edged blades, large colored dragon heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into the hilts and large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large colored dragon heads with colored gems for eyes and large colored dragon heads with large colored gems in their mouths on the bottom of the four dragon heads for the pommels. Once in hand, we'll will gain a massive power and energy increase.

I teleported back with them.

Dino Charge Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! DINO CHARGER ENGAGE! ENERGIZE! HA! UNLEASH THE POWER!

RRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRR! CHOMP!

They transformed and were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! DINO CHARGE!

They turned into the Dino Charge Rangers too!

Wizard Riders: HENSHIN!

They transformed too!

Me: YEAH! Lets get him!

Dino Charge Rangers: DINO SPIKE!

We fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit him and Tyler smashed the Dino Spike into Stingrage and he exploded!

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

He was dead!

Me: Oh yeah! Stingrage you have failed this world!

Tyler Navarro: MONSTER EXTINCT!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win!


regrouped and everyone cheered wildly!

Me: That was so fun!

Qin: It sure was!

Lola: Yeah!

Valiant: That was really awesome and fun!

Nico: Yeah it was!

2014 Maleficent: Now, let's go after Von Talon.

Me: Time to bring 79 years of pain to him.

Electro: Where can we find him?

Eli: I sense him in that cave down there.

He pointed to a cave.

Me: Then that's we're we're going.

Nico: Yep.

Eli: This is gonna be good.

Nico: Get ready Von Talon, (EYES GLOW RED) THE TERROR OF THE NAZIS ENDS NOW!

Me: (EYES GLOW RED) AND YOU HAVE 79 YEARS OF PAIN COMING TO YOU!

We were off to the cave.


We arrived.

Me: Looks like a scary place.

Qin: Too cramped for us to fight in.

Nico: Yep. We'll have to take the fight to one of the Super Mario Galaxy planets.

Xenia: Good idea.

We went up to the cave and then we saw Von Talon's Right wing men blocking it! It was CUFFLINGK AND UNDERLINGK!

Valiant: Cufflingk and Underlingk!

Cufflingk: That's right!

Underlingk: You want Von Talon? You go through us!

Me: With pleasure!

?: Avatar Change!

Me: I know that morphing call anywhere!

We saw the Donbrothers come!

Me: Hey guys!

Taro: We'll face these two. You face Von Talon.

Me: Right! Thanks Taro!

Lyra: Let me help you guys!

Taro: Thanks Lyra.

We went into the cave.

Kitty came.

Nico: Thanks for coming, Kitty.

Kitty: Anytime Nico. It's going to be awesome.

Me: We're ready for him.

Qin: Yep.

We arrived and we saw a big room. Then Kitty went up to VON TALON!

Von Talon: (German Accent) Ah Guten Tag. You must be the girlfriend of Johnny 13.

Kitty: (annoyed) I have a name, you know. It's Kitty!

Von Talon: So I see.

Then the spirits of the Powers of the Allies of World War II came and they swirled around Von Talon and then converged and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted out and then the area turned into Space Junk Galaxy from Super Mario Galaxy! A Phoenix Cry was heard and we came in!

Me: Von Talon! We got 79 years of pain to dish out on you!

Nico: You're going to pay for everything you and the Nazis did!

Eli: It's going to hurt really bad!

Dark just turned into Killjet.

Killjet: Here's your warning: Your ass is about to be kicked!

Von Talon: (chuckles) Technically, falcons like me don't have asses.

Killjet: You know what I mean!

Me: And it's going to hurt bad! When my grandfather fought against Rommel in the North Africa Campaign he had Rommel's forces on the run and now I'm going to make sure you are the last Nazi we destroy 79 years later!

Nico: That's right! Their reign of terror and hatred ends right now!

Von Talon: Putrids! Attack!

An army of Putrids appeared.

Me: Putrids! Now we're talking!

I fired waves of energy and elements and blasted them all over!

Nico fired waves of lightning and electrocuted them into ashes!

Camie fired waves of energy and blasted them.

Then the Putrids jumped Valiant and friends.

Valiant and his friends lay defeated at the hands of the Putrids.

Von Talon: (chuckles evilly) Now, I think it's time this war ended. With Germany coming out on top!

Medic: You are a disgrace to the name of Germany!

Me: Germany got rid of you Nazi douchebags with the Nuremberg Trials in 1946 and they paid for their crimes!

I fired waves of energy and blasted the Putrids and blasted Von Talon all over.

Weiss: (stabs a Putrid) Like he cares about that. We need an idea!

Lewa then got an idea.

Lewa: Everyone in the audience! Lend Valiant and his friends your strength! They get stronger with your support! When I give the signal, share your energy with Valiant and his friends! Okay? Ready... go!

Everyone in the audience began sharing their energy with the Valiant and his friends. And soon, Valiant found the strength to get up.

Valiant: You Nazis will never win the war. Not while I draw breath!

With that, Valiant pecked a Putrid, knocking it down.

I fired waves of energy and blasted Von Talon!

Valiant: Thanks for the help, everyone.

Mercury: I'm honored that we have so many supporters.

Lofty Thaddeus Worthington: And not just in Britain.

Bugsy: In America and all over the world too.

Victoria: But this battle isn't over yet.

Felix: You're right. Let's end this war once and for all!

Me: The War ended 79 years ago and now we finish the remnants of the evil of the Nazis for good!

Lewa: Let me transform with you guys.

Cole Evans: Go ahead, Lewa.

Wild Force Rangers: Wild Access!

They transformed!

Cole: BLAZING LION!

Taylor: SOARING EAGLE!

Max: SURGING SHARK!

Danny: IRON BISON!

Alyssa: NOBLE TIGER!

Kendall: MAGNIFICENT PEACOCK!

Merrick: HOWLING WOLF!

Cole: GUARDIANS OF THE EARTH! UNITED WE ROAR!

All: POWER RANGERS WILD FORCE!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted out and they were ready!

Tsukasa brings out his magenta belt and slaps it on his waist.

Tsukasa: Henshin!

With that, Tsukasa inserts his card into a slot on the driver and then pushes the sides in, twisting the device 90 degrees, obscuring the card slot.

Neo Decadriver: Kamen Ride! Decade!

As the pronouncement is made, Tsukasa's familiar pink and black suit is formed by nine blurry images of it consolidating onto him before the barcode pattern forms across the helmet's green eyes, generating the magenta hue the suit is known for.

Daiki: Time to follow suit.

With that, Daiki pulls out a card bearing an image of his Rider suit's head and his gun. Daiki slides the card into a gap in the side before extending the barrel out forward, revealing the back of the card)

Neo Diendriver: Kamen Ride!

Daiki: Henshin! (Pulls the trigger)

Diendriver: Diend!

As the trigger is pulled, Daiki is surrounded by red, green, and blue copies of his armor, over which stands a blue barcode like symbol. Eventually, the armor copies consolidate onto him, at which point the barcode applies itself to Daiki's head, giving the blue color to the rest of the armor.

Maria: (TURNS DIAL) PUPPET MASTER 6!

She summoned Puppetmon, Cyber Cat, Kasumi Clone, Stone Head, Stone Head, Evil Persephone and Phantom Puppet Master along with all the Puppet Villains and the Stone Villains!

Troy: The Nazis died out a long time ago.

Tsukasa: Now, it's your turn!

Kamen Ride: Red Hawk!

Kamen Ride: Blue Swallow!

Kamen Ride: Black Condor!

Kamen Ride: Yellow Owl!

Kamen Ride: White Swan!

Tsukasa turned into Red Hawk and Daiki summoned clones of the Jetman.

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! HYPERJET SQUAD!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Jetman!

Lewa: Alright, that is it, I've had it up to hear with you to last an eternity, Von Talon.

Suddenly, Lewa's sky blue eyes turned neon sky blue, and he was surrounded by a sky blue and green energy aura with winds, Air Toa, and phoenixes, and as he approached Von Talon, he left sky blue and green energy, winds, Air Toa, and phoenixes with every step.

Lewa: You really make me sick, Von Talon, what you and your Nazi henchmen have done can never be forgive, you have committed the same magnitude of crimes as the Nazis and Hitler himself, and for what you've done in trying to kill Valiant and his friends, that is an unforgivable crime that can't go on any further. As the Toa Mata of Air, I refuse to let you live a single second further, you will pay for hurting my brothers and sisters with your own blood.

Suddenly, Lewa was surrounded by a massive vortex of sky blue and green energy with winds and phoenixes, there are Air Toa and a Toa Mata and a phoenix flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a green phoenix with red eyes glaring at Von Talon: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Lewa emerged, but he was changed forever.

Lewa grew to 7'5" in height, he had abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, tanned skin, and green chin hair, he has long green hair going down to the bottom of his neck with sky blue highlights in the bangs of his hair, he has neon sky blue eyes and a sky blue and green energy aura with winds, Air Toa, and phoenixes surrounding him, he has a Toa Mata of Air with the Wind Kanji in its hands emblazoned on his forehead, he has phoenix earrings with green gems for eyes and the Wind and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, and he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with green gems embedded in the gold gust links and green crystal links and a green Air Toa-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of The Element of Harmony is a phoenix with green gems for eyes and holding the Wind and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant on his bare chest, and tattooed on Lewa's wider and more muscular back is a phoenix and a Toa Mata of Air, and they're surrounded by winds. Suddenly, Lewa felt a sharp pain on his now wider and more muscular back, and then, massive green angel wings with sky blue and green tips on the feathers sprouted out of his now wider and more muscular back. Lewa has on a pair of large black pants with wind gusts on the legs, black ankle-high leather combat boots, large gold metal bands with green gems on his massive biceps and thighs, Lewa has on a Ring of the Phoenix with large green gem and heart-shaped gem in the center on his right ring finger and Green Lantern Corps ring on his left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in his left hand and orbiting around his legs are nine large green orbs.

Suddenly, Lewa's massive Destroyer of The Bohrok-Kal sword was suddenly surrounded by a massive kaleidoscope of green and sky blue energy with winds, Air Toa, and phoenixes, and it also merged with his Wind Sword, and when it emerged, it's transformed into Lewa's Air Toa Greatsword of Flaming Justice, it's a brand-new large greatsword with the symbol of the Air Toa and the symbol of the anti-Bohrok-Kal etched on the massive 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged green blade, green Air Toa heads for the crossguard, large sky blue gem embedded in the rainguard, longer black handle, and massive fire-colored gem with surrounding angel wings for the pommel. Lewa has on his new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with green gems on his wrists, his new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a golden Air Toa head with sky blue gems for eyes and a large green gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on his left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip. There's a green kanji below the Air Toa and the

phoenix that said, "Lewa, Light-Hearted and Clever Toa Mata of Air and Member of the Toa Nuva, Brother and Teammate of Tahu, Vakama, Onewa, Whenua, Matau, Nokama, Nuju, Pohatu, Onua, Gali, Kopaka, and Takanuva, Loving Brother of Valiant and Friends and Many, Archenemy of Kitty, Destroyer of Tetridax and The Bohrok-Kal, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Wind, Air Toa, and Phoenixes"

レワ、気さくで賢い 空気 の トア・マタ であり、トア・ヌーバ のメンバーであり、タフ、バカマ、おねわ、時雨、マタウ、野釜、ぬじゅ、ポハツ、オヌア、ガリ、コパカ、タカヌバ の兄弟でありチームメイトです。 勇者と友と多く、キティの大敵、テトリダックスとボロックカルの破壊者、悪の破壊者とスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、無慈悲、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、風のマスター、エア・トーアとフェニックス

Lewa has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-AIR TOA-PHOENIX-HARMONY CELESTIAL ETERNAL XELNAGA AIR TOA HURRICANE WINDSTORM TOA MATA ANGEL OF DIVINE AIR TOA HURRICANE WIND TOA MATA BROTHERHOOD BRAVERY JUSTICE AND DIVINE AIR TOA HURRICANE TOA MATA BROTHERHOOD BRAVERY WILL!

We were amazed by Lewa's Super Angel-Air Toa-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga transformation, but when Von Talon saw it, he went mad with rage and charged at Lewa to kill him, but Lewa fired a powerful barrage of green and sky blue energy, winds, Air Toa, and phoenixes at Von Talon, and they exploded as they hit him, and he was blown back into a tree, and this pissed the Nazi Falcon off big time.

Valiant: Wow, so that's...?!

Lewa: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Hurricane Air Toa and Divine Air Toa Hurricane Wind Toa Mata Brotherhood Bravery Will) This is my Phase 1 transformation, Valiant, to take down Vol Talon. My Phase 2 transformation is coming up soon, and it's against a group of old enemies from Lincoln's past.

Lincoln explained to Valiant and his friends of The Legion of The Lincoln Haters, and when he was all done, they were horrified.

Valiant: Jeez, they're extremely worse than Von Talon.

Lincoln: Von Talon wanted genocide and world domination, Brianna Greyson and her gang not only wanted me dead, but they also wanted world destruction and genocide of everyone connected to me.

Me: In other words, they're extremely insane and dangerously evil monster bitches.

Nico: Yep, so far, Lincoln and several members of his harem have killed Wrenley Bailey, Taytum McKinley, Selena MacKenzie, Raya Taylor, Olivia Paisley, Nyra Remmington, Mylah Palmer, Michaela Maddison, Melania Narcissa, Harper Reagen, Frejya Jordan, Flora Marley, Emberlynn Harlow, Charlotte Kensington, Arleth Presley, Angelique Sawyer, Isabella Morgana, Natalie Everett, Morgana Wesley, Melanie Landon, Megan Cooper, Kylie Carter, Justina Nolan, Gabrielle Reeve, and Elena Archer.

Eli: Now, we're going to destroy Catherine Mason, who's coming here, and all that's left are Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson, the leader of The Legion of The Lincoln Haters.

Maria: And from what we heard and saw from her deteriorating condition, she's one completely and absolutely insane monster bitch.

Lincoln: All of them are, and we know evil and insanity when we see it from a mile away.

Me: Von Talon, the Nazis all paid for their crimes just like you will and what they all did back over 80 years ago was completely unforgivable and they killed millions of innocent people in their beliefs of hate and evil! You're just as guilty and your crimes cannot go unpunished! In the name of Team Loud Phoenix Storm...

Dark Spicer: Here's your warning...

Eli: IT'S BUTTKICKING TIME!

Maxxor: In the name of the Tribal Alliance...

Legion Superman: Legion of Superheroes…

Tommy Oliver: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!

Bloom: MAGIC...

Will Vandom: GUARDIANS...

Ben: IT'S HERO TIME!

The Ripping Friends: IT'S RIPPING TIME!

Arkayna: Mysticons...

Tai Kamiya: Digimon and Digidestined...

Numbuh 1: KIDS NEXT DOOR...

Robin: Titans...

Sailor Moon: In the name of the Moon…

Twilight Sparkle: Knights of the Friendship Table...

Optimus Prime: AUTOBOTS...

Starscream: DECEPTICONS…

Optimus Primal: MAXIMALS...

Scorponok: PREDACONS...

Captain America: Avengers!

Major Glory: JUSTICE FRIENDS...

Goku: Z-FIGHTERS!

Superman: JUSTICE LEAGUE...

Tyler Bowman: SUPERDUDES...

Me: YOU ARE HEREBY SENTENCED TO DEATH!

Dark Spicer: YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS IS ABOUT TO BE KICKED!

Maxxor: WE'RE TAKING YOU DOWN BY FORCE!

Legion Superman: UP UP AND AWAY!

Winx Club: WINX!

Will Vandom: UNITE!

Arkayna: ENERGIZE!

Tai: TIME TO FIGHT!

Numbuh 1: BATTLESTATIONS!

Robin: GO!

Sailor Moon: WE WILL PUNISH YOU!

Knights of the Friendship Table: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!

Optimus Prime: TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!

Starscream: TRANSFORM AND RISE UP!

Optimus Primal: MAXIMIZE!

Scorponok: TERRORIZE!

Captain America: ASSEMBLE!

Major Glory: ASSEMBLE!

Goku: ATTACK!

Superman: LETS FLY!

Tyler Bowman: IT'S TIME TO KICK SOME BUTT!

Nico: ATTACK!

We charged!

(FORSAKEN BY WITHIN TEMPTATION PLAYS)

We went at him and bashed and blasted and pulverized Von Talon and the rest of the Putrids!

Cole: (gets out Wolf's Rider Card) Hope Merrick doesn't get jealous!

He fired an energy blast and it formed into a Wolf and blasted him all over.

Nova: (gets out Battra's Rider Card) It's pounding time!

He fired energy beams from his eyes and blasted Von Talon all over.

Keswell: (gets out MechaGodzilla 1974's Rider Card) Time for you guys to go now!

Keswell activated it and fired a massive full scale assault on Von Talon by blasting him with rainbow laser eyes, plasma rays and missiles and blasted him all over and fired waves of energy.

Sally: (gets out Gezora's Rider Card) Good thing Nico gave me this!

She activated it and grew tentacles and smashed numerous Putrids onto Von Talon!

Oscar: (gets out Rodan 2019's Rider Card) It's my turn now!

He fired waves of fire energy and blasted him all over.

Von Talon: (to Girl Jordan) This is your fault! If you didn't have that argument with Chan 2 years ago, you und your friends might not be helping Valiant fight me right now!

Elsa: (gets out King Ghidorah 2019's Rider Card) Hey, don't blame Girl Jordan for your downfall!

Elsa blasted him with Gravity lightning.

Girl Jordan: And besides that is completely irrelevant!

She fired waves of energy and blasted him.

Cole: Animarium Armor!

Tsukasa pulls out a tablet with a very clear Decade theme, and a card with the logos of all the Kamen Riders that preceded him on it, which he then slides into a slot on the tablet, causing the symbols to become active

K-Touch: (As Tsukasa presses the tablet symbols) Kuuga! Agito! Ryuki! Faiz! Blade! Hibiki! Kabuto! Den-O! Kiva! Final Kamen Ride! Decade!

After pressing all the buttons on the tablet, Tsukasa slides the central portion of the Neo Decadriver to his hip and places the K-Touch in it's place, which drains the pink from his suit up to his chestplate and helmet, turning his green eyes pink, placing the cards of his nine preceding Riders across his chestplate and newly formed shoulder pads as a card of his new helmet settles onto his head.

Tsukasa draws a card from his card holder and places it into the former center of the Neo Decadriver, before slapping it to activate the card's effect.

Neo Decadriver: Final Attack Ride! D-D-D-Decade!

Tsukasa leaps into the air, ten energy cards forming in front of him as he ascends. Then, Tsukasa descends to deliver a powerful flying kick to Von Talon!

We fired waves of energy and elements and blasted him all over.

Wamma and Khorror blasted and smashed Von Talon all over.

Snarl, Hun Gurr, Applejack and Granny Smith used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Snarl's Strength, Hun Gurr's Sonic Stun Gun and Applejack and Granny Smith's strength 100-fold.

Applejack and G1 Snarl: HONESTY SMASH STORM!

Granny Smith and Hun Gurr: APPLE SMASH STORM!

Lightning of Electro and Electro: LIGHTNING THUNDER BLAST!

Ice Toa Power and Moonstone: ICE TOA BLAST!

Tyrannosaurus Fire and Scorcher: TYRANNOSAURUS MEGABLAST!

Sponges and Spies and Spymaster: SPONGE SPY MEGABLAST!

Autobot Leader Power and Evil Lyn: AUTOBOT LEADER POWER BLAST!

Eastern Dragon Sovereign and Hydros: EASTERN DRAGON SOVEREIGN BLAST!

Lightning Race Power and Leap Frog: LIGHTNING RACE BLAST!

Asskicking Buttstompers and Dark Spicer: ASSKICKING BUTTSTOMPING BLAST!

Stone Toa Power and Avalanche: STONE TOA BLAST!

Monsters of Taming and Tri-Klops: MONSTERS OF TAMING BLAST!

Rainbow Dash, Storm Rainbow, Prism Bolt, Icy Storm, Overcast, Thunder Eagle-Hammer, Jessica Jumpstart, Air Turtle, Sharp Claws, Silverwing, Sky Blue, Lightning Dust, Scootaloo, Echo Five, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Tornado Bolt, Rumble, Magma Gloom, Spitfire, Vapor Trail, Sky Stinger, Angel Wings, Soarin, Night Glider, Wind Socks, Cloudkicker, Blossomforth, Thunderlane, Cloud Chaser, Daring Do, Derpy Hooves, Flash Magnus, Indigo Zap, Lightning Bolt, Lemon Zest, Lemon Tart, Sour Sweet, Split Face, Sunny Flare, Fire Light, Sugarcoat, Smartsweet, Frosty Orange, Velvet Sky, Smolder the Dragon, Air Skylanders and Françoise: RAINBOW THUNDERSTRIKE BLAST OF LOYALTY!

They fired waves of energy and elements.

Rainbow Dash, Lewa, Lincoln, Valiant, Victoria and Lola: WORLD WAR II RETRIBUTION BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and elements.

Lincoln: BIRD ELEMENT STYLE: PIGEON!

Entrapta: BIRD LIGHTNING STYLE: DOVE!

Perfuma: BIRD NATURE STYLE: BLUEBIRD!

Frosta: BIRD ICE STYLE: CHICKADEE!

R. Mika: BIRD LIGHT STYLE: FINCH!

Juri Han: BIRD DARK STYLE: BLACKBIRD!

Shantae: BIRD MAGIC STYLE: GOLDENEYE!

Akko: BIRD STAR STYLE: GOLDFINCH!

They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said birds.

Lincoln and his harem: BIRD FINAL SMASH: BIRDS OF FURY!

They summoned birds to attack.

Wild Force Rangers: Jungle Sword! Savage Slash!

Merrick: Lunar Cue, Break Mode!

Me: Lion Blaster Cannon Mode!

Eli: Jungle Blaster! Savage Blast!

We fired a massive barrage of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Von Talon and exploded!

EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND FIERY EXPLOSION!

He was knocked dow

Me: This war is over Von Talon!

Von Talon: This war isn't over until I say it's over!

A giant robot then appeared before Von Talon hopped into it.

Me: How did he get a giant robot!?

Nico: No idea!

Me: Better summon the zords!

Wild Force Rangers, me, Nico and Eli: WILD ZORDS! DESCEND!

A tune played and then the zords came!

Wild Force Rangers, me, Nico and Eli: WILD ZORDS! COMBINE!

Wild Force Rangers: Wild Force Megazord!

Me: Kongazord!

Nico: ANIMUS MEGAZORD!

Eli: ISIS MEGAZORD!

Merrick: Predazord, awaken!

We were ready for action!

Tsukasa: It's our turn now!

Tsukasa summoned an awesome megazord! It formed into the shape of a card and then transformed into an awesome zord! It was called THE DECADE 2000 TO 2010 MEGAZORD!

Nico: COOL!

Tsukasa: This is awesome!

Me: YEAH!

Nico: Lets get him!

Wild Force Rangers, me, Nico and Eli: FINAL ROAR!

Merrick: PREDATOR WAVE!

Tsukasa: DECADE LEGACY BLAST!

We fired a massive blast of energy and the blasts all hit Von Talon and then…

EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND INCREDIBLE FIERY EXPLOSION!

He was dead!

We fired powerful black energy blasts at Von Talon, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and he was sent to The Black Gates forever.

Valiant: Score one for The Allied Powers!

Nico: And good riddance, you Nazi Falcon! Awesome job, gang, we finally got rid of Von Talon once and for all.

Lincoln: Now, there's only one last thing to do, and one last loose end to tie up: Catherine Mason.

?: LINCOLN LOUD, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU FOR GETTING US EXPELLED FIVE YEARS AGO, YOU WHITE-HAIRED FREAK!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large search pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the ten coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the ten large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Lincoln: Oh great, I knew there's no mistaking that foul mouth from anywhere, you just don't know when to call it quits, do you, Catherine Mason?

We saw a girl with black hair, red eyes, and dressed in a black coat, white blouse, black pants, and black knee-high boots heading our way on a motorcycle, it was Catherine Mason of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, but we also saw Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson, who's already falling into madness heading here as well.

Selene Arcangela: Oh great, that monster bitch's also got Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson with her.

Lincoln: If they think I'm going to take that lying down, they've got another thing coming.

Lincoln fired magnetic blasts at the motorcycles and destroyed them and that sent the Legion of The Lincoln Haters flying off the destroyed motorcycles, and when they got back up and saw Lincoln, they were now absolutely pissed off.

Catherine Mason: You ruined everything, Lincoln Loud! We had every last loser cowering in fear before us, but you...! YOU JUST HAD TO PLAY THE HERO AND RUIN OUR REIGN!

Brianna Grayson: And what you fucking did in killing our dads..., THAT WAS THE LAST STRAW THAT BROKE OUR FUCKING BACKS! KILL THEM ALL! LEAVE NONE OF THEM ALIVE!

But, before Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson could get after us, Lincoln trapped them in a rainbow energy field.

Alana Cameron: WHAT THE FUCK?! HE TRAPPED US INSIDE THIS AGAIN! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, LINCOLN!

Lincoln: Cry me a river!

Maria: You tell her, Lincoln! (Flips Middle Finger) And up yours, bitch!

Qin: They're just as, if not even worse, than Audrey Madison, and she was a heartless, sick, twisted, good-for-nothing, murderous slut!

Me: And they're still as stupid and murderous as ever.

Suddenly, Lewa's sky blue eyes turned neon sky blue, and he was surrounded by a sky blue and green energy aura with winds, Air Toa, and phoenixes, and as he approached Catherine Mason, he left sky blue and green energy, winds, Air Toa, and phoenixes with every step.

Lewa: You really are just like what Lincoln said you are, Catherine Mason: pure evil, remorseless, black-hearted, sadistic, and absolutely ruthless, you deserved that punishment that my brother gave you five years ago, but to find out you broke out to get revenge on him five years later, I cannot let that go on any longer. As the Toa Mata of Air, I refuse to let you live a single second further, you will pay for hurting my brothers and sisters with your own blood.

Suddenly, Lewa was surrounded by a massive vortex of sky blue and green energy with winds and phoenixes, there are Air Toa and a Toa Mata and a phoenix flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a green phoenix with red eyes glaring at Catherine Mason: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Lewa emerged, but he was changed forever.

Lewa grew from 7'5" to 7'9" in height, his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew much bigger and he still retained his eight-pack abs, tanned skin, and green chin hair, he has long green hair going down to the bottom of his neck with sky blue highlights in the bangs of his hair, he has neon sky blue eyes and a sky blue and green energy aura with winds, Air Toa, and phoenixes surrounding him and Third Eye with green iris, he has a Toa Mata of Air with the Wind Kanji in its hands emblazoned on his forehead, he has phoenix earrings with green gems for eyes and the Wind, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with green gems embedded in the gold gust links and green crystal links and a green Air Toa-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of The Element of Harmony is a phoenix with green gems for eyes and holding the Wind, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant on his bare chest and green version of He-Man's chest harness with sky blue gems on the crisscross green straps and large circular chest piece with the symbol of the Air Toa on it, Lewa has on a pair of large black pants with wind gusts on the legs, black ankle-high leather combat boots, large gold metal bands with green gems on his massive biceps and thighs, and tattooed on Lewa's wider and more muscular back is a phoenix and a Toa Mata of Air, and they're surrounded by winds. Suddenly, Lewa felt a sharp pain on his now wider and more muscular back, and then, massive green angel wings with sky blue and green tips on the feathers sprouted out of his now wider and more muscular back. Lewa has on a Ring of the Phoenix with large green gem and heart-shaped gem in the center on his right ring finger and Green Lantern Corps ring on his left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in his left hand and orbiting around his legs are ten large green orbs.

Suddenly, Lewa's massive Air Toa Greatsword of Hurricane Justice and all the greatswords and swords along with his Wind Sword began merging together, and they were suddenly surrounded by a massive kaleidoscope of green and sky blue energy with winds, Air Toa, and phoenixes, and when it emerged, it's transformed into Lewa's Eternal Hurricane Air Toa Greatsword of Hurricane Air Toa Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded sky blue gems and the symbol of the Air Toa and the symbol of the anti-Bohrok-Kal etched on the massive 7'3" massive, wide, double-edged green blade, large green Air Toa heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and large green gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large green Air Toa heads with sky blue gems for eyes and large green dragon with sky blue gem in its mouth on the bottom of the Air Toa heads for the pommel. Lewa has on his brand-new large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with green gems on his wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on his left wrist, his new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a golden Air Toa head with sky blue gems for eyes and a large green gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on his left hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip. There's a green kanji below the Air Toa and the phoenix that said, "Lewa, Light-Hearted and Clever Toa Mata of Air and Member of the Toa Nuva, Brother and Teammate of Tahu, Vakama, Onewa, Whenua, Matau, Nokama, Nuju, Pohatu, Onua, Gali, Kopaka, and Takanuva, Loving Brother of Valiant and Friends and Many, Archenemy of Kitty, Destroyer of Tetridax and The Bohrok-Kal, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Wind, Air Toa, and Phoenixes"

レワ、気さくで賢い 空気 の トア・マタ であり、トア・ヌーバ のメンバーであり、タフ、バカマ、おねわ、時雨、マタウ、野釜、ぬじゅ、ポハツ、オヌア、ガリ、コパカ、タカヌバ の兄弟でありチームメイトです。 勇者と友と多く、キティの大敵、テトリダックスとボロックカルの破壊者、悪の破壊者とスレイヤー、混乱した、殺人的、無慈悲、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生、風のマスター、エア・トーアとフェニックス

Lewa has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-AIR TOA-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA AIR TOA HURRICANE WINDSTORM TOA MATA ANGEL OF DIVINE AIR TOA HURRICANE WIND TOA MATA BROTHERHOOD BRAVERY JUSTICE AND DIVINE AIR TOA HURRICANE TOA MATA BROTHERHOOD BRAVERY WILL!

We were amazed by Lewa's Super Angel-Air Toa-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Catherine Mason saw it, she went fucking crazy and she got out her machine gun to fire at Lewa to kill him, but Lewa fired a powerful barrage of green and sky blue energy, winds, Air Toa, and phoenixes at Catherine Mason, and it sent her flying into a tree back first, she got back up and she ran at Lewa again with a knife she got out, but he disarmed Catherine Mason by firing winds which hit her and sent her flying into another tree, she got back up, but now, she was mega pissed off!

Valiant: Wow, so that's...?!

Lewa: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Hurricane Air Toa and Divine Air Toa Hurricane Wind Toa Mata Brotherhood Bravery Will) Yep, this is my Phase 2 transformation, Valiant, for this maniac.

Ms. DiMartino: Yep, and now, it's my turn to transform and make this monster pay.

Suddenly, Ms. DiMartino's eyes turned neon pink and she was surrounded by a pink, red, and white energy aura with stars, flames, lights, and phoenixes, and as she approached Catherine Mason, she left pink, red, and white energy, stars, flames, lights, and phoenixes with every step.

Ms. DiMartino: I can't believe that you'd break out one day to get revenge on Lincoln for something that was entirely your fault, Elena Archer, and the same goes with the rest of the cabronas inside the energy field. You think that now that you and the rest of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters have broken free you can just waltz in here and try and kill Lincoln, we're not standing for it. You've already put the final nail in your coffin, and now, it's time for you to die.

Suddenly, Ms. DiMartino was surrounded by a massive vortex of pink, red, and white energy with stars, flames, suns, and lights, and surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes flying around the vortexes, and in the vortex is a pink phoenix with red eyes glaring at Catherine Mason: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Ms. DiMartino emerged, but she was changed forever.

Ms. DiMartino grew to 7'5" in height, she has the voluptuous body of a goddess, she has pink, red, and white highlights in the bangs of her long dark brown hair going down to her waist, she has neon pink eyes and a pink, red, and white energy aura with stars, flames, lights, and phoenixes surrounding her, she has a phoenix and dragon emblazoned on her forehead with Third Eye with red iris, she has on phoenix earrings with pink gems for eyes and holding the Light, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has a dragon with white gems for eyes and holding the Light, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in the claws on the bottom of her white dragon-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with pink crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red gems embedded on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Ms. DiMartino has on a pink buttoned shirt with white collar with the sleeves rolled up, red skirt, black high heel shoes, she has on large gold metal bands with pink gems on her biceps and thighs, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, flames, lights, and phoenixes on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix surrounded by lights, flames, and stars. Suddenly, Ms. DiMartino felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive dark brown angel wings with pink and red tips on the feathers grew and sprouted out from her back, and she now has eleven massive and long dark brown wolf tails with red tips and pink markings, Ms. DiMartino has on her Ring of the Phoenix with pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Ms. DiMartino's newly forged greatswords and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of pink, red, and white energy, stars, lights, flames, and phoenixes, and when it emerged, it transformed into Ms. DiMartino's Eternal Cosmic Storm Latin Fire Solar Fury Greatsword of Eternal Cosmic Storm Latin Fire Solar Fury Phoenix Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded pink gems and white etchings and a dragon and phoenix etched on the 7'4" massive, wide, double-edged red blade, large pink dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with red gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large red phoenix heads with white gems for eyes and in their mouths and a large pink dragon head with a white gem in its mouth below the large phoenix heads for the pommel. Ms. DiMartino has on her new Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with pink gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left bracer, her new gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with pink gems for eyes and a large white gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a pink kanji below the dragon and phoenix that said, "Miss Rosa DiMartino, Super Attractive and Smoking Hot Substitute Teacher of Gotham Royal York High School, Despiser of Killjoy Huggins, Dark Chandler and His Minions, And The Rest of Lincoln's Enemies, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of Catherine Mason of The Legion of The Lincoln Haters, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Lights, Fire, Stars, and Phoenixes"

ミス・ローザ・ディマルティーノ、ゴッサム・ロイヤル・ヨーク・ハイスクールの非常に魅力的で喫煙するホットな代理教師、キルジョイ・ハギンズの軽蔑者、ダーク・チャンドラーと彼の手先、そしてリンカーンの残りの敵、リンカーン・ラウドの愛情深い未来の妻、キャサリン・メイソン・オブ・ザ・リージョンの破壊者リンカーン・ヘイターズ、極端に邪悪で混乱した殺人的で冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなしの破壊者であり殺害者であり、驚くほど強力な教師の驚くべき強力な学生であり、光、火、星、およびフェニックスのマスター

Ms. DiMartino has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DRAGON-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE FIRE SOLAR LIGHT ETERNAL COSMIC FIRE SOLAR LATIN LIGHT DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE SOLAR LIGHT ETERNAL COSMIC FIRE SOLAR LATIN LIGHT DRAGON PHOENIX JUSTICE AND DIVINE SOLAR LIGHT ETERNAL COSMIC FIRE SOLAR LATIN LIGHT DRAGON PHOENIX LOVE!

We were amazed by Ms. DiMartino's Super Angel-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Catherine Mason saw it, she went fucking crazy and she pointed her machine gun again, this time, to fire at Ms. DiMartino, but Ms. DiMartino fired a barrage of pink, red, and white energy blasts with stars, lights, flames, dragons, and phoenixes at Catherine Mason and it sent her flying into a tree back first, she got back up and she ran at Ms. DiMartino again with a knife she got out, but she disarmed Catherine Mason by firing light beams and fire blasts which hit her and sent her flying into another tree, she got back up, but now, she was mega pissed off!

Nicole: Incredible, Ms. DiMartino's transformed into her Super Angel-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and she really put the hurt on that monster bitch. (Sees Me, Nico, Eli, and the rest of the guys covering our eyes) Uh, Dad, you and the others are going to miss out on seeing the action.

Me: And get out asses kicked by Lincoln so hard we won't sit down for two months if we so much as look at Ms. DiMartino?! No freaking way!

Qin: Ugh. Nicole, you better tape the fight for your dad and the others.

May: Already on it.

Lincoln: In any case, Catherine Mason has been asking for this for a long time, and what better way to administer her final judgement than right in front of the other members of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters.

Ms. DiMartino: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Cosmic Latin Fire Solar Light Dragon Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Latin Fire Solar Light Dragon Phoenix Love) You got that right. Now, let's rip her apart, Linky.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Hope, and he joined Lewa and Ms. DiMartino.

Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You and the others have caused more than enough grief and trouble to everyone in Michigan for too long, Catherine Mason. We've made the right choice getting you all expelled and put in prison five years ago, but you know what, prison's too good for any of you. Now, we're going to fix that and do what should've been done to you years ago.

Ms. DiMartino, Lincoln, and Lewa went after Catherine Mason who went extremely ballistic and continued firing at them, but they dodged the bullets, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, pink, red, and white energy, green and sky blue energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Catherine Mason and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her, and they attacked her with their massive greatswords leaving scars on her, and Lincoln left many more with his claws and he, Lewa, and Ms. DiMartino attacked her with punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they were really, really, really pissing off her off now and driving her even more ballistic.

Just then, Catherine Mason got out a second machine gun, but Lincoln put up a rainbow energy shield around him, Ms. DiMartino, Lewa, and all of us, and she started shooting like crazy and also laughing like a deranged bitch, but the bullets were getting bounced off the energy shield. Suddenly, the machine guns ran out of bullets and Catherine Mason's deranged laughter died down and she was really fucked now.

Me: Hah! You're out of bullets, bitch, and you know what that means!

Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) (Smirks) You're shit out of luck!

Lincoln grabbed Catherine Mason by the neck and he tossed her into the air, and Lincoln, Ms. DiMartino, and Lewa fired a powerful barrage of energy balls with lights, flames, winds, heavenly auras, gold halo rings, stars, quintessence, elemental forces, and mythological animals, and as they hit Catherine Mason, they exploded with incredible power and she was killed in the explosions, and that angered the rest of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters. Then, Catherine Mason's spirit appeared, and she was still incensed with anger and fury.

Catherine Mason: You think you've won?! I'LL RETURN ONE DAY AND KILL YOU ALL!

Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) No, you're done and this time forever, Catherine Mason. Give my regards to your lowlife dad when you see him.

Lincoln summoned the spirits of Catherine Mason's victims from the past who seized her, and then, he drew the Judgement Kanji on her forehead, and as predicted, she was found guilty for her crimes, and she was fading away from existence.

Catherine Mason: NO! NO! DAMN YOU, LINCOLN LOUD, DAMN YOU ALL, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM! DAMN YOU ALL TO (FADES AWAY)

We cheered wildly for Ms. DiMartino, Lewa, and Lincoln holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Ms. DiMartino's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, and eleven massive and long dark brown wolf tails, and massive dark brown angel wings are permanent and Lewa's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, and massive green angel wings are permanent.

Then, the rainbow energy field Lincoln put up to keep Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson inside went down, and they ran up to the dead remains of Catherine Mason. Then, they looked at Lincoln and they were absolutely really seething with rage!

Brianna Greyson: You're going to pay for this, Lincoln Loud! YOU FUCKING FREAK! KILL HIM! KILL THE FUCKER! LEAVE NONE OF THEM ALIVE! (LAUGHING INSANELY)

Suddenly, the sound of police sirens were heard, and being the criminals they were, they knew they were in huge trouble!

Brianna Greyson: (ENRAGED SCREECHING) This isn't over, Lincoln Loud!

Then, Camila Henley, Caitlin Hudson, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson ran off, but not before they gave us the finger, and me and Nico retaliated by giving them the finger and it drove them mad as they ran off.

Nico: Yeah, up yours too, bitch!

Juniper Lee: What a bunch of wusses.

Ms. DiMartino: We've taken another one down so far, and now, we got five more to go. Thanks for helping me destroy Catherine Mason, Linky carino, you too, Lewa.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Ms. DiMartino.

Lewa: Happy to help, Ms. DiMartino.

Lewa came back to us, and suddenly, Ms. DiMartino wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Ms. DiMartino's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, and Angel flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces, flames, and lights shining down on them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Ms. DiMartino absorbed the flames and lights and they came back to us as the display vanished.

Nico: Whoa, now that's what I call a dose of triple solar hurricane fire justice. Lincoln, Ms. DiMartino, Lewa, you three did really awesome in teaching that monster bitch, Catherine Mason, a lesson and pissing off the rest of those monster bitches.

Lincoln: Thanks, Nico, but we're already fast approaching the end of The War Against The Legion.

Me: You said it.

Lincoln: And for tomorrow, the next member of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters that's going to show her face is Camila Henley, which means you and I are up next, Gabby.

Gabby: Yes, we'll make her pay for all of her crimes in full.

Lincoln: But we've also got to keep an eye out, The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters are bound to send hired thugs after us.

Nico: We'll be ready for them since we've been dealing with hired thugs hired by our resident jerks to kill us, which always end with you killing them by sucking out their blood and pissing Flip and the other jerks off. So, which Alien Gene-Slammer are you meeting on your rescue tomorrow, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Good question, Nico, how about a Gene-Slammer for Alien Skull.

Selina Almenara: (Gasps) That's awesome, Linky and there's only one person we know who'd be Gene-Slammed into Alien Skull: Lenora Wicherek, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and one super sexy and super beautiful girl who's also a very strong and powerful warrior and tactician with incredibly strong cosmic wind powers, and immortality. But, here's the really surprising part: Lenora Wicherek's known as a Aerosapien, an alien from the planet Aeros, a planet of eternally fierce winds in the Virgo Supercluster.

We gasped.

Shanan: I've heard of them, they're a really powerful race of warriors who've defended their planet from invaders for countless eons, they look human in appearance, but what marks them out is that they have emerald green hair, green eyes, and green angel wings. Their true form is really beautiful, they have emerald green sclera and they have green wind tattoos covering their hands and forearms and feet, and the clothes they have on transforms into a green wind-themed two-piece bikini, which is their real outfit, and like the Pyrosapiens, Hydrosapiens, and Umbrasapiens, they also have quite an extremely powerful sexual drive.

Nico: And Lincoln also has an Aerosapien as one of his many Guardian Angels?! Oh, I hope she kept herself under control.

Luna: Don't worry, dude, she, like Selina, Marina, and Adreana, has controlled herself, especially with me, Leni, and Mom watching her.

Nico: Whew.

Shanan: And just like the Pyrosapiens, Hydrosapiens, and Umbrasapiens, they have a very powerful desire find a mate who is not only very strong, powerful, and very intelligent, but that mate also has a kind heart, brave, bold, noble, courageous, and who always helps those in need.

Selene Emperyous: And for Lenora, the one who fit that role was Lincoln.

Mana Mystictree: Plus, she and Lincoln have more than once engaged in their fair shares of making out and kissing.

Me: And trust me, we've seen it more than once, and it always ends with Lincoln getting his entire face covered in kisses, his face red with passion, steam whistling from his ears, and hearts in his eyes. But now that Lincoln's gotten older, I just know she's going to want to take it much further.

Lincoln: I already know, but I'm ready. Plus, you'll love hearing this part, Nicole: she hates perverts with the same vengeance as you, and she doesn't need to use sexual wiles to rat them out, she can sense it by looking into their auras, and when she finds that out, she unleashes pure hell upon them by firing waves of darkness at them, and she also makes her threats clear, if she sees any single person trying to peek at her, she'll slice them to shreds with wind gusts and scatter them to the winds.

Nicole: Oof, now that's just really brutal.

Luna: And if she dares to find out someone's hurting our bro, she'll send them to her home planet to be brutally massacred and scattered to the winds, and that threat's been sent to Flip, Scoots, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies, and that also included Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they stepped out of line.

Selina Almenara: I've seen how brutal the Aerosapiens are when it comes to dealing with evil villains.

Taro: Avatar Change!

He turned into Magiranger Red!

They blasted the 2 minions and knocked them down.

Lyra: What do you guys want to do now?

We arrived back.

Lyra: Is it?

Nico: It's done. Von Talon is no more.

Me: Good riddance.

Cluemaster: And with that, the war from so long ago comes to a close.

Me: After 79 years.

Mysterio: With the Nazis losing.

Me: Yep.

Brain Freezer: (to the Donbrothers) You guys helped too.

Aylene C.: They sure did.

Taro: Indeed we did.

Me: Thanks

Valiant: We'll see you guys in two days and on the big day.

Taro: We look forward to it.

Valiant tried to give Taro a high five but ends up tumbling to the ground.

P'andor: You okay?

Valiant: I'm fine.

Taro: (helps Valiant up) Let me help you up.

Valiant: Thanks.

Baron Mordo: Well, that was a little awkward.

Me: Just be careful.

Nico: Yeah. But this was awesome! Great job today everyone.

Me: It sure was awesome.

Lewa: (To the viewers) World War II may have ended 78 years ago but this was an awesome and epic battle.

Qin: It sure was.

We went back home and got Valiant and team settled in and we enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome chapter done!

This was an awesome one! Valiant is a great movie and it was awesome!

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.

For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Number 7, Live Action Sentinel Prime, Konako Haizono, NES Mechagodzilla, Don and The Squidward Robot as well as Ed and Lori Jimenez and we're going to Maretime Bay for some fun and we're going to battle Another Dr. Warpnik, Another Scratch, Another Grounder, Another Mamma Robotnik, Another Edgar the Bug, Another Bubbles The Cat, Another Live Action Sentinel Prime and Another Number 7. Also we're going to meet a Greninja Gene-slammer and her name is Sakuya Takahashi and she is a deadly ninja. She moves with amazing stealth, speed and cunning and more.

The next match-up in The War Against The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters is Gabby and Lincoln VS. Camila Henley

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Egypt, and but we also got some bad news: we got an old enemy from Leni Loud's past running loose and is causing havoc. Her name is Cambria Marcos, she's a really mean and nasty bitch who enjoyed torturing and physically maiming the students and teachers because they got in her way: in other words, she did this to the students and the teachers because she has a really nasty thirst for blood. That was until Leni defeated her and with help from Lincoln and his Guardian Angels, exposed her for the nasty and really mean bitch that she is, and she was expelled, and before she was taken away, she swore she'd have her revenge on Leni. Now, five years later, she's broken out of prison and she's out for blood, but we're not going to let that bitch get away with it, we're taking her down and sending her to The Uranus Prison for good, but not before Lincoln puts The Titania's Blood Rose Blossom Vengeance Curse on her, and if she tries to break out again, the curse will take her life and she'll be banished to The Black Gates forever. And we're going to meet the next Alien Gene-Slammer, her name is Lenora Wicherek, Gene-Slammer of Alien Skull, Lenora Wicherek, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and one super sexy and super beautiful girl who's also a very strong and powerful warrior and tactician with incredibly strong cosmic wind powers, and immortality. But, here's the really surprising part: Lenora Wicherek's known as a Aerosapien, an alien from the planet Aeros, a planet of eternally fierce winds in the Virgo Supercluster, they're a really powerful race of warriors who've defended their planet from invaders for countless eons, they look human in appearance, but what marks them out is that they have emerald green hair, green eyes, and green angel wings. Their true form is really beautiful, they have emerald green sclera and they have green wind tattoos covering their hands and forearms and feet, and the clothes they have on transforms into a green wind-themed two-piece bikini, which is their real outfit, and like the Pyrosapiens, Hydrosapiens, and Umbrasapiens, they also have quite an extremely powerful sexual drive, and just like the Pyrosapiens, Hydrosapiens, and Umbrasapiens, they have a very powerful desire find a mate who is not only very strong, powerful, and very intelligent, but that mate also has a kind heart, brave, bold, noble, courageous, and who always helps those in need, and for Lenora, the one who fit that role was Lincoln. Plus, she and Lincoln have more than once engaged in their fair shares of making out and kissing more than once, and it always ends with Lincoln getting his entire face covered in kisses, his face red with passion, steam whistling from his ears, and hearts in his eyes. But now that Lincoln's gotten older, she's going to want to take it much further, but he's ready. Plus, she hates perverts with the same vengeance as Nicole, and she doesn't need to use sexual wiles to rat them out, she can sense it by looking into their auras, and when she finds that out, she unleashes pure hell upon them by firing waves of darkness at them, and she also makes her threats clear, if she sees any single person trying to peek at her, she'll slice them to shreds with wind gusts and scatter them to the winds, and if she dares to find out someone's hurting Lincoln, she'll send them to her home planet to be brutally massacred and scattered to the winds, and that threat's been sent to Flip, Scoots, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies, and that also included Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they stepped out of line.

Get ready for an awesome battle as we face Valeena of the Skeleton King's minions from Super Robot Monkey Team HyperForce Go and we're going to battle her and have her join the Masters of Evil.

See you next time.