This is gonna be an awesome triathlon.
(TREASURE TROVE COVE BY BANJO KAZOOIE PLAYS)
At the beaches of Melemele Island in the Maldives in the Alola Region was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Xaldin, Yost Whirlwind, Dracula (The Simpsons), Ghost of Witch McCoy, Chick Hicks and Bee Blader along with Beast Boy, Tara, Chiro, Lion-O, Tygra, Panthro, Cheetara, Snarf, Wily Kit, Wily Kat, Pumyra, Rapunzel, Dim, Slim, Francis, Gypsy, Manny and Tuck & Roll and we were there for some fun and rest and relaxation.
Me: Ahh! This is the life!
Qin: Boy you said it!
Nico: I love relaxing on the beach and it's so much fun.
Sakura Knudson: It sure is awesome. Look at everyone and all the Pokemon and more having fun.
Qin: Yeah.
Carly Atlas: If we're lucky maybe Team Skull won't attack.
Camie: Yeah. But this is the life.
Lola: It sure is.
Everyone was having fun and they were surfing, tanning, building sandcastles in the sand, playing volleyball, digging for buried treasure and more.
Beast Boy: Boy this is so fun.
Tara: It sure is and I love it.
Xenia: Me too guys.
Nico: Beast Boy, I want to thank you, Xaldin, and your teams for coming.
Beast Boy: No problem Nico. I brought Tara and her team along with me because they want to have some fun too.
Nico: No problem. No rule against having family with you.
Tara: Thanks Nico. It's awesome.
Chiro: It's awesome too. I love it.
Qin: We all do Chiro and it's awesome having you with us too.
Rapunzel: It sure is awesome. I think it's fun too.
Lola: It sure is.
Rin Nohara: We always have a fun time at the beach.
Eli: We sure do.
May: Hey Nico can you rub some sunscreen on my back?
Nico: Sure May.
He put some on his hands and did so to May.
May: Ahh. Oh yeah.
Misty Tredwell: Can you do so with me J.D.?
Me: Sure Misty.
I did so with her.
Me: Boy it's always so beautiful here in the Maldives.
Tara: Ahh. Beast Boy can you rub some on my back too?
Beast Boy: Sure Tara.
Beast Boy did the same.
Brynja: (Icelandic Accent) It's so beautiful here. Especially after everything that happened.
Lincoln: I agree Brynja.
Sissi Delmas: It's so awesome.
Rainbow Dash and Applejack were surfing.
Applejack: YEEHAW!
Rainbow Dash: This is so awesome!
Varie came out and she had a huge treasure chest with her.
Varie: Boy look at the treasure I found.
Saya Takagi: Wow! That is amazing Varie.
Rei Miyamoto: It sure is.
Varie opened it and in it was a massive fortune in rubies!
Saeko: Wow! It's all in rubies!
Nicole: That is an awesome find mom.
Varie: It sure is.
Nico: Boy this is so much fun.
Qin: It sure is.
Nico: J.D. can I ask you a question?
Me: Sure.
Nico: When did you first discover that you had the power to absorb negative energy from hatred?
Me: Boy I haven't been asked that in a long time. It was 10 years ago when I was in elementary school.
FLASHBACK
Me: (VOICEOVER) I was locked in battle with an evil kid that made numerous kids lives a living nightmare. That kids name was Ethan Duncan and he was bad news.
Ethan was a really nasty thug kid and he had black hair that looked like James Dean's and was in punkish clothes.
Young me: You make me sick Ethan!
Ethan Duncan: Well you make me even sicker! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO MEDDLE IN MY BUSINESS!?
Young me: BECAUSE THIS IS MY BUSINESS!
I punched him in the face and knocked him down.
Young Sakura Knudson: You can do it J.D.! TEAR HIM APART!
KROW!
I kicked him in the face so hard and broke his nose!
Young me: Had enough!?
Ethan Duncan: (GROWLS)
Me: (Voiceover) That's when I discovered the power
Ethan Duncan: I HATE YOU SO MUCH J.D.!
Then I started glowing in a powerful red aura and it turned blue.
Young Me: What the?! What was that!? Why do I suddenly feel so strong and so powerful?
Ethan then went at me and I punched him square in the face so hard that his eyes flew out and he was screaming in pain!
Young Sakura Knudson: Whoa! Bro you really did a number on him! What happened!?
Young Me: I don't know! He said he hated me and then I suddenly felt this massive surge of strength and power.
Young Allie: I think his hatred made you stronger!
Young me: Whoa!
Young Sakura Knudson: Wow! You get stronger by absorbing dark energy.
Young Me: No. I get stronger by absorbing Negative Energy.
Me: (Voiceover) That's when I discovered my power to get stronger by absorbing Negative Energy from negative emotions. But the strongest of them all was hatred and it makes me stronger.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Nico: WOW! That is amazing!
Lola: Yeah it sure is!
Nico: Rapunzel, Lola was the first of us to meet you.
Rapunzel: That's right and it was awesome.
Lola: And that was so cool.
Eli: That is cool that Lola met Rapunzel earlier.
Qin: It sure was.
Me: Gothel called Lola ugly and she exploded and burned her all over.
Rapunzel: That was amazing to see.
Camie: Wow!
Me: Yeah it sure was amazing. Scary too.
Lola: I'll never forget that day.
Me: Yeah. That was awesome.
Nico: And now Gothel is a forgotten memory.
Lola: Yep she sure is.
Nico: Yep. Chiro yesterday's mission was so fun.
Chiro: It sure was.
Qin: Now Valeena is in the M.O.E.
Me: I can't believe the Skeleton King did that to her. He killed her without so much as a thank you!
Chiro: He's a bad guy. What did you expect?
Me: Well yeah. But in the end the Skeleton King got what he deserved.
Camie: A one way trip to the Black Gates for all eternity.
Nico: Yep. Now Valeena has a much better boss and that's Vypra.
Lola: Yep.
Varie: That is for sure.
Misty Tredwell: She'll be much happier with Vypra than that slime ball Skeleton King.
Miku Yuuki: That is for sure and it will be good.
Chiro: It makes up for me not being able to save her before.
Tara: That's true. It sure does.
Rapunzel: But we're glad she is saved now.
Lola: Yep.
Lincoln: And the worst part is we found out that the Legion of Lincoln Haters made her evil again by putting a dark orb in her.
Lola: They sure did.
Leni: Those girls are totes nothing but trouble.
Qin: Yeah they sure are.
Nico: I didn't expect Tara's team to come with us as well
Beast Boy: Tara and me wanted to have some relaxing time too so I had her and her team come with.
Chiro: Yeah it will be fun.
Rapunzel: Besides we always have fun on this.
Tara: I wanted to go with since Beast Boy and I are family now.
Nico: Fair enough.
Miku Yuuki: That's true.
Sissi Delma: That is fair but yeah.
Maria: Too bad Horsea isn't here with us
Nico: I know. But she and the Mascots are helping out back home.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: But coming to the beach is always fun.
Varie: It sure is.
Twilight Sparkle: It always sure is fun.
Sunset Shimmer: After all that training, I could use a rest for this.
Me: We're all really rooting for you Sunset.
Fluttershy: We're going to be excited seeing how you and J.D. will do in this.
Pinkie Pie: You bet we are!
Nico: Good luck today
Sunset Shimmer: Thanks Nico.
Me: We never did a Triathlon before so this will be fun.
Nico: It sure will. That explains why you were running so strongly on the treadmills.
Lola: Yeah.
Me: Yep. To get our muscles and hearts going.
Qin: Yep.
Lana: They were really going at it while listening to Hearts on Fire by Eric Church.
Lola: It was awesome.
Varie: Wow!
Misty Tredwell: I know that Sunset and J.D. will win this.
Nico: We'll be watching from the Floating bleachers.
Lana: Me and Eli built them for events like this.
Nico: Cool.
Eli: This will be awesome.
Nico: Has Lynn done a Triathalon before?
Lana: She has and she loved it.
Qin: That's cool.
Rainbow Dash: I did a Triathlon myself and won.
Me: I remember that Sakura Avalon did one and the Loop Card made things hard for her and her friends.
Nico: That is crazy.
Qin: Yeah. So some of us have experiences with stuff like this.
Leni: That is totes amazing.
Camie: It sure is.
Nico: I hope you both win.
Me: Thanks Nico. This will be so fun.
Sunset Shimmer: It sure will.
Qin: I'm really looking forward to seeing this.
Xenia: So am I.
Lola: Me too.
Nico: Yep.
Eli: I know you can do it bro! You and Sunset will surely win.
Me: Thanks Eli.
Nico: Boy this will be awesome. Usually triathlons involve swimming, biking and running. But this is going to be a fun one.
Me: Yep. We're going to cover 50 miles around the city like this.
Qin: Boy you guys are gonna be really sore after all this.
Nico: No shit!
Xenia: Yeah.
Nico: Eli, sense for Swartz's creations.
Eli: Right.
He concentrated and found them.
Eli: WHOA! We got dragons in this one! We have Another Tiamat (1983), Another Red Chromatic Dragon, Another Blue Chromatic Dragon, Another Green Chromatic Dragon, Another White Chromatic Dragon, Another Black Chromatic Dragon, Another Yost Whirlwind and Another Xaldin.
We gasped.
Me: WHOA! All dragons this time.
Nico: Yeah!
Reggie Hjorleifsstræti: (Icelandic Accent) Boy no kidding! I'm up first for Another Tiamat.
Nico: Good thing you are always with us Reggie.
Xenia: Yeah.
Me: This is going to be good.
We heard a roar.
Henry (D&D): I did not hear that.
We heard another roar.
Henry (D&D): I didn't hear that either!
We then saw a dark figure and it was a DARK VERSION OF TIAMAT 1983! It was ANOTHER TIAMAT 1983!
Nico: And there she is!
Me: WHOA!
We got ready!
She landed by us.
Qin: WHOA!
Me: Wow! Brings back memories doesn't it Sheila.
Sheila (D&D 1983): Yeah it sure does!
Bobby (D&D 1983): It sure will be cool.
Reggie Hjorleifsstræti: It sure will be.
Nico: Who are you?
Another Tiamat (D&D 1983): (In 5 Girls Voices in unison) We are girls that J.D. knows.
Me: (GASP) Wait those voices!
They reverted back and we saw 5 girls! They each had clothes and hair matching and corresponding to the elements of each of the Tiamat's 5 dragon powers and elements.
Me: (GASP) The Tiamat Sisters!
Nico: WHOA!
Tiana: Awesome to meet you guys. I'm Tiana Tiamat of Fire. I'm for Red.
Tina: I'm Tina Tiamat of Lightning. I'm for Blue.
Tanya: I'm Tanya Tiamat of Poison Gas. I'm for Green.
Tessa: I'm Tessa Tiamat of Ice. I'm for White.
Toniya: And I'm Toniya Tiamat of Acid. I'm for Black.
Nico: Wow! Awesome to meet you girls.
Tiana: Same here. We are also the gene-slammers of the Chromatic Dragons and also we have the power to merge and form into the Tiamat.
Me: That is amazing!
Qin: Wow! That is so cool!
Laney: Wow!
Sheila (D&D 1983): That is cool that you girls can do that.
Qin: It sure is.
Tiana Tiamat: We all are amazed about this.
Xenia: Boy no kidding.
Reggie Hjorleifsstræti: Swartz made a really awesome one. Tiamat is the legendary 5-headed dragon of Mesopotamian Myth and that's what I am too. I'm a 5-Headed Dragon Gene-slammer and I have the powers of fire, water, earth, wind and darkness.
Tina Tiamat: That is really amazing!
Tanya Tiamat: Wow! Tiamat VS Tiamat.
Nico: That is very fitting and awesome.
Me: Like a clash of the titans except one is one person and the other is 5 separate people that can turn into 5 dragons and merge into 1.
Nico: It's going to be awesome.
Me: Not to mention that 5-Headed Dragon is one of the most powerful Duel Monsters ever with 5,000 ATK Power.
Tiana Tiamat: That is amazing!
Qin: It sure is.
Lola: Yeah!
Reggie Hjorleifsstræti: That's right. Sorry we have to fight like this girls.
Toniya Tiamat: No worries.
Me: By the way girls are the rest of the Anothers friendly or hostile?
Tessa Tiamat: They are all friendly and they have amazing powers over the elements we havel.
Me: This will be interesting to see.
Reggie: Let's do it!
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you all first.
Tiana Tiamat: Okay then.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
The 5 of them glowed and they were separated and Another Tiamat was free!
Me: Lets get her!
I fired a blast of fire and blasted her all over and
Lincoln and Lana fired waves of lightning and ice and blasted her all over.
Reggie fired waves of water and rock and blasted her.
The Tiamat sisters fired waves of Acid, Fire, Lightning and ice and blasted her all over.
Another Tiamat fired waves of fire and lightning and massive fiery explosions blasted off all over.
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMM!
Nico: WOOHOO! GET HER!
Qin: YEAH!
Reggie fired waves of wind and blew her around in a tornado and fired waves of fire and burned her
Nico: Look at her go!
Eli: Yeah!
They then fired a combo blast and then…
EXTREMELY MASSIVE FIERY EXPLOSION!
She exploded! I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was a big one! It was called The Sisters of The Tiamat and the Fury of The Tiamat of Eberron!
Nico: Fitting.
Lola: Yeah!
Me: Now for the Another Chromatic Dragons.
Laney: I picked archenemies for them. Camille Draconia, Nina Thundarra, Kimiko Lindsborg, Mina Nefertiti and Vina Emiko.
Me: Whoa the last of the Ultra Beast Pokemon Gene-slammers.
Qin: Yeah!
Nico: Who's first?
Laney: Camille Draconia.
Me: The Naganadel gene-slammer.
Qin: Wow.
Laney: She has the Red Chromatic Dragon.
Nico: Wow!
Camille came.
Camille Draconia: I'm here!
Nico: Awesome Camille.
Camille Draconia; Were you guys here at the beach?
Qin: We sure were.
Camille Draconia: Glad you guys are all having a lot of fun.
Lola: We sure are.
Nico: There she is!
We saw the ANOTHER RED CHROMATIC DRAGON! It was a Red Dragon with a dark aura around it.
Qin: Whoa!
Camille Draconia: Boy this is awesome!
Another Red Chromatic Dragon: (In a young girls voice) Camille!
Camille Draconia: (GASP) That voice!
She reverted back and was a little girl with purple hair and red eyes and had glasses and had purple clothes.
Camille Draconia: (GASP) Emily!
She and Emily went and hugged each other.
Camille Draconia: My dearest little sister! I thought I would never see you again!
Emily Draconia: Me too sis!
Nico: Little Emily. Boy you have grown a lot since we saw each other.
Emily Draconia: It has been a while Nico.
Camille Draconia: But I'm really sorry we have to fight like this.
Emily Draconia: I know.
Camille Draconia jumped back and Lincoln fired a beam of light and separated her from Another Red Chromatic Dragon!
Camille fired a blast of energy and blasted the dragon down and it exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Naganadel Princess and the Red Dragon Kingdom.
Nico: Next!
Me: Another Blue, Green, White and Black Chromatic Dragons.
Eli: Whoa!
Nico: Better call in Nina Thundarra, Kimiko Lindsborg, Mina Nefertiti and Vina Emiko.
Qin: Yep.
Maria: This will be awesome.
Maria called them in and they appeared.
Nina Thundarra: Hey guys!
Kimiko Lindsborg: Hope we're not bothering anything.
Me: Nope. You all made it.
Qin: Yep.
Nico: There they are!
Then we saw ANOTHER BLUE, GREEN, WHITE AND BLACK CHROMATIC DRAGONS!
Me: WHOA!
Camie: Another Blue, Green, White and Black Chromatic Dragons!
Qin: This is going to be rough.
Nina Thundarra: Yeah.
Another White Dragon: (In a girls voice) Sorry you have to see us like this. (In Another Girls Voice) But it's crazy.
Nico: Wait 2 Voices!?
They reverted back and the Blue Dragon was a girl with blue hair and purple eyes and blue clothes, the green dragon was a girl with green hair, green eyes and green clothes, the black dragon was a girl with black hair, blue eyes and purple clothes and the White Dragon was two girls and they both had blue hair and yellow clothes and blue eyes and we saw that they were both conjoined at the hip!
Nico: Whoa! They are both siamese twins!
Me: Rhonda Aoi, Gina Verde, Lola Noir and Veronica and Vicky Shiro! Wow!
Rhonda Aoi: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Gina Verde: Same here.
Lola Noir: It's great to see you all here too.
Veronica Shiro: Yeah.
Nico: Two of you were fused into one?!
Me: No Nico they were born that way. Siamese Twins. They were conjoined at the hip.
Qin: Yeah we have seen that many times before.
Nico: Right I remember.
Me: See?
I gave him a pair of X-Ray goggles and he saw that they were attached at the hip and they can easily be separated.
Nico: That's an easy thing to fix.
Me: Veronica and Vicky were two girls that were mocked and bullied for all the time because they were stuck together.
Nico: Ouch.
Me: Yeah. But girls I'm sorry that Swartz did this to you! He had a lot of fucking gall to turn 2 Siamese Twin girls into Anothers.
Veronica Shiro: I know. But we have ice powers because of it now.
Vicky Shiro: It's awesome.
Me: Well after we free you we can separate you. We have some of the best doctors on the team for that.
Nico: But right now, we have to do this.
Lincoln: Leave that to me.
Me: Veronica, Vicky, how in the world was Swartz able to turn you both into Another White Dragon like that?
Veronica Shiro: That's what we were wondering ourselves as well.
Nico: We'll have to worry about that later.
Lincoln fired beams of light and separated their Anothers from them and we fired waves of elements and blasted them down and they exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
I caught their Wonder Ride Books.
Me: Neat.
They came over to us.
Nico: Who's next?
Me: Another Yost Whirlwind.
Qin: Oh boy.
Me: This one is going to blow us away.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: Wait. Is that a tornado?
We saw it.
Me: Uh oh.
We saw it come and it formed into ANOTHER YOST WHIRLWIND!
Me: WHOA! Another Yost Whirlwind.
Lola: Yikes.
Nico: And you are?
Another Yost Whirlwind: (In a girls Voice) WHOA! I feel really dizzy.
She reverted back and it was a girl with aqua blue hair and blue clothes and she had spirals in her eyes and that showed that she was really dizzy.
Me: Callie Whirlwis! Whoa!
I went over and held onto her and she was really dizzy.
Me: Boy you really made yourself dizzy there.
Callie Whirlwis: WHOA That was rough.
Me: Whirlwind's powers are like that of a tornado.
Callie Whirlwis: I'll be okay.
Rapunzel: Sorry we have to fight like this. (gets out frying pan) But it won't take long.
Me: Yeah.
Lincoln: I got this.
Lincoln fired a wave of light and got her separated.
Rapunzel then ran and then…
KRABLANG!
She bashed him down with a frying pan and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
He exploded! I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Golden Sun Princess of the Sun and the Tornado Kingdom.
Nico: Wow.
Maria: Time for backup!
Maria pulled out the M.O.E. Cannon.
Maria: (TURNS DIAL) DINOSAUR MASTERS!
She summoned Robo Roxy, King Gojulus (Mega Man), Terminus, Dorodoros, Vexxa, Palm Tree Bouma, Fly Trap Monster (Battle Fever J), Lovely (Kirby), Evil Clayface and Burn Dinorex (Mega Man X).
Nico: YEAH!
Robo Roxy: This will be fun.
Qin: It sure will.
Nico: Wait. Another Tornado?
Me: Not another tornado. Another Xaldin!
We saw the tornado and then it disappeared and in front of us was ANOTHER XALDIN! It looked like Xaldin dressed in a sea foam green version of Xemna's clothes.
Xaldin: Wow! I must say I look awesome in sea foam green clothes.
Me: You are the Whirlwind Lancer and you represent the Elemental Force of Wind. So that is very awesome and fitting for you.
Xaldin: That is too true.
Nico: Yep.
Another Xaldin: (In a girls voice) I think it's cool too.
Me: That voice!
She reverted back and was a girl with sea foam green hair and had the kanji for Wind in the middle of her Forehead and she had a pitch black skirt and black shirt that had the kanji for Whirlwind Lancer of Wind on it and had sea foam green pants and black boots and a sea foam green vest and she had sea foam green angel wings and in her hand was one of Xaldin's spears.
Me: (GASP!) Xinnia Xaldin!
Xinnia Xaldin: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here.
Nico: Are you the…
Xinnia Xaldin: Yes and I'm the Gene-slammer of Xaldin.
We gasped!
Me: That is crazy! Gene-slammers of all the members of Organization XIII!? How in the world is that possible!?
Xinnia Xaldin: The Remnants of Team Rocket found the dried blood of the deceased members of Organization XIII during the 20 Days of Darkness and gene-slammed 14 of us with the genes of Organization XIII.
We were shocked yet amazed!
Lola: Wow that is crazy and cool!
Me: Boy after all the trouble they gave us during that time I did not expect this!
Kaito: (gets out Fiveman gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Zocks: (gets out Turboranger gear) Because we can grant it instead.
Kaito got out a Fiveman Sword and Zocks got a Turboranger sword.
Xinnia Xaldin: Just to challenge Xaldin to a one on one battle.
Me: Well it looks like you're going to get your wish. Whirlwind Lancer VS Whirlwind Lancer.
Xaldin: That is gonna be awesome.
Qin: Boy this will be a clash of the Tornadoes!
Nico: It sure will!
Sougo: (Gets out Fiveman Ridewatch) By all means, the original Xaldin can join in as well.
Geiz: (gets out Japanese Turbo Ridewatch) After all, you DO want to fight him, right?
Sougo got FiveRedArmor while Geiz got JapaneseTurboRedArmor.
Xinnia Xaldin: I sure do.
Me: All right then! Let the BATTLE OF THE HURRICANES BEGIN!
Xaldin had 6 tornadoes form around him and he summoned his spears!
Xinnia Xaldin: May I say that it is going to be an honor to face the Whirlwind Lancer himself.
Xaldin: I'll try not to disappoint you.
Xinnia and Xaldin went at each other and they clashed ferociously and powerful blasts of wind blasted all over and they clashed with the fury and force of a million tornadoes! We saw them blast and hit each other all over and blew each other all over and then they flew into the air and blasted all over with intense wind blasts and wind dragon blasts and they were really showing the intense fury of wind.
Me: WHOA!
Nico: Look at them go!
Me: They are evenly matched!
Leni: This is totes amazing!
Qin: WOW!
Me: It's like watching 2 Hurricanes duke it out!
Qin: No kidding!
They were really going at it!
Xinnia went at Xaldin with the full force of a Category 5 Hurricane and Xaldin went at her the same way and then they collided and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
We ducked in a force field I made and covered and then a massive explosive wind blasted everything all over!
Nico: WHOA! WHAT POWER!
Eli: That is amazing!
Qin: Wind is an incredibly powerful force!
Me: Boy Xiao Fung is missing out on a great battle!
Nico: (gets out Xaldin's Ridewatch) Let's get in there!
Me: Lets have them feel the power of the Wind!
Me and Nico activated Xaldin's Ridewatch's and we got his spears and flew up to them Xinnia turned into Another Xaldin and we fired waves of wind and smashed her down.
Me: I think you and Xinnia had your fun Xaldin.
Xaldin: (PANTING) You're right.
Me: That was amazing!
We landed!
Nico: Time for more Wind. (ACTIVATES YOST WHIRLWIND'S RIDEWATCH)
He fired a tornado and blasted her all over.
May: (gets out Dracula (The Simpsons's) Ridewatch) (TRANSYLVANIAN ACCENT) I want to suck your blood!
May activated it and hissed. She fired waves of darkness and smashed her down!
Qin: OH YEAH!
May: I HATE THE HATFIELDS! (ACTIVATES GHOST OF WITCH MCCOY'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired waves of energy and smashed her down!
Maria: Time to burn rubber! (ACTIVATES CHICK HICKS' RIDEWATCH)
She used her water and formed herself into a car and she honked and then smashed down Another Xaldin!
Maria: ROADKILL! Now for this. (ACTIVATES BEE BLADER'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired waves of energy and smashed her down!
Rapunzel: I'm going to bash your head in!
She pulled out a frying pan and then…
BLANG! BLANG SMASH WHAM! BLAM!
Another Xaldin was bashed all over and smashed down!
Me: OOH! That is going to leave a mark!
Nico: OUCH!
Rapunzel: (ACTIVATES YOST WHIRLWIND'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired waves of wind and smashed her down!
Then Xiao Fung, Evil Wing Man, Yost Shocker, Princess Ophiuchus, Fatality and Mylene Farrow came.
Me: Xiao Fung!
Nico: Nice team!
Xiao Fung: Thanks Nico!
Qin: That is funny! J.D. mentioned you and now here you are.
Xiao Fung: What did I miss out on?
Me: An amazing battle of the wind between Xaldin and Another Xaldin.
Qin: Yeah.
Xiao Fung: Aw man.
Xaldin: I'll tell you all about it later.
Xiao Fung: Okay.
Maria: Where's the next Gene Slammer?
Nico: No idea.
Then we saw a Talonflame!
Me: WHOA! A Talonflame!
Xenia: Cool!
Nico: Yeah!
Talonflame: (In a girls voice) This is gonna be a battle that fans the flames.
Nico: Mandy Floyd! Wow!
Qin: Wow! The awesome angel of fire herself
She landed and reverted back and was a girl with neon orange hair and had orange eyes and had the kanji of fire in the middle of her forehead and she had fire angel wings and had phoenix tail feathers and she had a powerful sword of pure fire and she had orange clothes.
Mandy Floyd: This will be awesome and fun.
She fired a blast of fire and smashed down Another Xaldin and she was down and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it and brought Xinnia over.
Rapunzel: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Mandy Floyd: When me and Nico gave our resident Queen Bee bitch a dangerously red hot foot. I poured flaming embers into her shoes and she put them on and burned herself.
Me: YIKES!
Qin: Ouch! I remember that! That was funny!
Varie: Nice!
Lola: Yeah!
Nico and Mandy hugged.
Nico: I've really missed you.
Mandy Floyd: Me too Nico. Me too.
We went back home
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Kevin Reynolds, Blossom, Fire Kraken, Jade Fire Kraken, Jade Flashwing, and Smolderdash are heading to Fiesta de los Muertos, one of the many worlds of The Glade of Dreams, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the four girls here, but we also got bad news: we got an old enemy from Luna Loud's past running loose and is causing havoc.
That girl's name is Maria Rivera, she's a really mean and nasty bitch who enjoyed torturing and physically maiming the students and teachers because they got in her way: in other words, she did this to the students and the teachers because she has a really nasty thirst for blood. That was until Luna defeated her and with help from Lincoln and his Guardian Angels, exposed her for the nasty and really mean bitch that she is, and she was expelled, and before she was taken away, she swore she'd have her revenge on Luna. Now, five years later, she's broken out of prison and she's out for blood, but we're not going to let that bitch get away with it, we're taking her down and sending her to The Uranus Prison for good, but not before Lincoln puts The Titania's Blood Rose Blossom Vengeance Curse on her, and if she tries to break out again, the curse will take her life and she'll be banished to The Black Gates forever.
Lincoln: Whoa, where are we?
Rayman: (Gasps) I think I know where we are: we're here in Fiesta de los Muertos, one of the wild and crazy worlds here in The Glade of Dreams.
Ronnie Anne: Wild and crazy is right, but this place is so awesome, and it's inspired by Dia de los Muertos. Abuela and everyone in the family have got to come here one day.
Lincoln: Same with us, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the four girls here, but we also got some bad news: an old enemy has come back, and it's not one of my old enemies. Luna, I hate to say it, but, she's back.
Luna: (Gasps) Oh no, not her!
Nico: Who?
Lincoln: Maria Rivera.
Me: Oh, I remember her all too well.
Luna: And I wish I hadn't, dudes, she's a really mean and really nasty monster who enjoyed torturing and physically maiming the students and teachers because they got in her way: in other words, she did this to the students and the teachers because she has a really nasty thirst for blood. That was until I defeated her and with help from Lincoln and his Guardian Angels, exposed her for who she really is, and she was expelled, and she got expelled. This was five years ago and right around the same time Brianna Greyson and her bitch herd got expelled as well. But, before Maria got taken away, she swore she'd break out to get revenge on me.
Lincoln: And now, five years later, she's broken out of prison and she's out for your blood, Luna, but we're not going to let that bitch get away with it, we're going to kill her once and for all.
Just then, Lincoln made a one-way window into Cambria Marcos' cell, and we saw a pool of blood on the floor a result of the curse's effects, and it was also time. Suddenly, we saw the blood rose tattoos on her body begin to glow, and finally, we saw the blood rose tattoo on her chest finally open up and bloom, and we saw in the center of it is a skull: the final and fatal stage of the Titania's Blood Rose Blossom Vengeance Curse. Then, real blood roses grew out of the blood rose tattoos on her legs, arms, hands, feet, and stomach and they bloomed, and she screamed with really agonizing pain as her body was being destroyed from the inside out, and then, she was cocooned inside a blood rose, and as the blood rose opened up, all that was left was her skeleton. Then, her spirit was sent to The Black Gates.
Lincoln: Good riddance.
Nico: So, Cambria Marcos had gotten the very same fate as Helena Morgana.
Drakus: I just hope that after this, there won't be anymore old enemies of your sisters' past running loose, Lincoln.
Lincoln's sisters panicked at what Drakus just said and they hid behind Lincoln in fright.
Qin: Dude!
Kevin Reynolds: Never say those kinds of words! That's considered jinxing someone! Can somebody please slap him in the back of the head?
Then, Sebastian Mendez slapped him in the back of the head.
Drakus: Hey, what'd I do?!
Sebastian Mendez: Drakus, you're lucky I don't resort to beating you up in yet another Pesto Rant.
Lincoln: He's right about that, Drakus, and some of my sisters did make a lot of enemies over the years same with me, and they all got expelled around the same time I got Brianna Greyson and her group expelled five years ago. I'm starting to think there's another one out there who's also causing trouble for us.
Selene Arcangela: You're right, and it's someone who possesses the same heart of darkness as that monster bitch, Brianna, and the rest of her monster bitch herd, and who also harbors that very same level of hatred, but it's not just at Lincoln, but also, on Drakus. (Thinking) If it's who I think it is, then that queen bee monster bitch is going to be put down in the same way we're going to put down that monster bitch, Brianna Greyson.
Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl, she's tall at 7'0" in height, with long crimson red hair, crimson red eyes, fangs, crimson red wolf ears on her head, crimson red angel wings, nine massive fox tails and a crimson red wolf tail and dressed in crimson red clothes and she also had on a long white sleeveless trenchcoat, along with Alien Overlord and Constellar Pleiades, and with these three are the four girls.
Nico: Whoa, Alien Overlord, Constellar Pleiades, and a girl with long crimson red hair, crimson red eyes, fangs, crimson red wolf ears on her head, crimson red angel wings, nine massive fox tails, and a crimson red wolf tail and dressed in crimson red clothes.
Alien Overlord: (Girl's voice) Oops, sorry about the scare.
Constellar Pleiades: (Five girls' voices) But, we got the girls away from that crazy bitch.
Wolf-Earred Girl: and she's still out for Luna's head.
Lincoln: (Gasps) And I'd recognize the voices from Alien Overlord and Constellar Pleiades, along with the girl with wolf ears, wolf tail, red angel wings, and nine fox tails from anywhere, I knew it was you, Ashley Lupus Foxina, Arianna Metrodora, and Alcyone, Maia, Electra, Taygeta, Merope, Pleione and Sterope Pleiades.
?: (ENRAGED SCREAM) LUNA LOUD, YOU, YOUR BROTHER, AND THE WHORES ARE GOING TO DIE FOR RUINING MY REIGN, YOU STUPID BITCH!
We then saw our target heading our way, it was Maria Rivera, a girl with wild black hair, black eyes full of hatred and insanity, and she has on an orange prison jumpsuit, and she was completely insane.
Luna: (Gasps) Maria, looks like five years haven't been kind to you at all, dude.
Maria Rivera: I WILL RIP YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF!
Sylvester: Okay, buster, you asked for it.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: No one threatens my sister and gets away with it. Let's send this psycho monster to her well-deserved death.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Star Blood-Stained Demonic Darkness Justice and Divine Star Bloodstained Demonic Dark Demon Hound Compassion, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal search Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Archangel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Heavenly Lightstorm Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Archangel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Justice, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Magical Elemental Fairy Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Fairy Wolf Justice and Divine Elemental Fairy Magic Mysticon Wolf Hope and he had his Lupus' Celestial Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice and Eye of Lupus orb ready, Kevin Reynolds and his team, The Lion Guard, The Miraculous Celestial Union, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nico, Nicole, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Maria Rivera, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Then, Juniper Lee and Rayman tied Maria Rivera up in energy chains, and Lincoln cut her down and he sent her to The Black Gates forever. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: Burn in Hell forever, you heartless bitch. (To Ashley Lupus Foxina, Arianna Metrodora, and Alcyone, Maia, Electra, Taygeta, Merope, Pleione and Sterope Pleiades) And it's so good to see you all again, Ashley Lupus Foxina, Arianna Metrodora, and Alcyone, Maia, Electra, Taygeta, Merope, Pleione and Sterope Pleiades.
Arianna Metrodora reverted back to normal, and she's a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long dark purple hair, pink eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess, and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful dark purple angel wings, she's dressed in a sleeveless dark purple crop top, purple skirt, necklace with purple gem for the pendant, dark purple bridal gloves, dark purple knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with darkness, aliens, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Alien Overlord, and holstered on her back is a massive Alien Overlord-themed greatsword with embedded purple gems and Alien Overlord etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged aqua blue blade, large dark purple dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces embedded on both sides of the hilt with dark purple gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large white angel heads and large dark purple gem on the bottom of the large white angel heads for the pommel.
And Alcyone, Maia, Electra, Taygeta, Merope, Pleione and Sterope Pleiades reverted back to normal, and they're five very beautiful and super sexy girls with dark blue hair in five different hairstyles, dark blue eyes, they were tall at 7'0" in height, they had the bodies of goddesses and large breasts, fair skin, they have massive and beautiful dark blue angel wings with reflecting stars, they're dressed in blue school uniforms, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoats with stars, constellations and angels on the coattails and on the back of the trenchcoats is Constellar Pleiades, and holstered on their backs are five massive Constellar Pleiades-themed greatswords with embedded dark blue gems and Constellar Pleiades etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged dark blue blade, large dark blue dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces embedded on both sides of the hilt with dark blue gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large white angel heads and large dark blue gems on the bottom of the large white angel heads for the pommels.
Ashley Lupus Foxina: You too, Linky.
Arianna Metrodora: You bet, it's been such a long time.
Alcyone, Maia, Electra, Taygeta, Merope, Pleione and Sterope Pleiades: But, now we're finally back.
Lincoln went up to Ashley Lupus Foxina, Arianna Metrodora, and Alcyone, Maia, Electra, Taygeta, Merope, Pleione and Sterope Pleiades and he hugged each of them, and Ashley Lupus Foxina, Arianna Metrodora, and Alcyone, Maia, Electra, Taygeta, Merope, Pleione and Sterope Pleiades are very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since they last saw him, and they also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and they had an atomic red blush on their faces, and the atomic red blush on their faces soon went even deeper when they saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and they also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you nine since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Ashley Lupus Foxina: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old 7'9" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness, man, you've really really grown a lot in height, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Nico: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and he's become truly immortal.
Me: And Lincoln, you know these nine sexy hot mamas?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., the first girl is Ashley Lupus Foxina, she's my Guardian Angel and a very powerful Wolf Hanyou-Kitsune Hybrid from Denver, Colorado, and no, she has no relation to Melanie Lupus or Xina Lupus, but she was born to a werewolf father and a female nine-tailed fox on the night of a red moon, earning her the moniker among the werewolf clans of Denver, "Ashley of The Red Moon". As she grew, Ashley gained the immense powers and the strengths of both her werewolf father and female kitsune mom, along with getting crimson red wolf ears on her head, crimson red wolf tail, crimson red angel wings, and nine fox tails in the process, and she earned a very powerful reputation for taking down Colorado's most dangerous thugs and criminals both in Denver and the whole of Colorado. When she moved to Royal Woods, Michigan years later, her very reputation followed her as she pummeled a ton of bikers who were causing trouble at the Biker Bar, and she fell in love with me when we first met, and she knew that I'm a very powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf Hybrid. One time, she saved me from a coalition formed by Lynn, Flip, Chandler, Artie, Trent, Pablo, Anderson, Scoots, Hawk, and Hank, who were out to kill me, and she pummeled those jerks hard and she sent them Flip, Chandler, Artie, Trent, Pablo, Anderson, Scoots, Hawk, and Hank into a dumpster where they got hauled away to jail and smelling like a dumpster, and then, she pummeled Lynn hard into the ground and sent her running away on all fours back to The Loud House like the four-legged monstrosity she is, but she would not get far, she got hogtied by Luna, Gohan, and Krillin and they dragged back to The Loud House, and when Ashley and I told Mom and Dad of Lynn's huge stunt in forming a coalition of herself, Chandler, Artie, Trent, Pablo, Anderson, Scoots, Flip, Hawk, and Hank to kill Lincoln yet again, they grounded her smelly butt for twelve weeks.
Gohan: Yeah, Lynn was so furious, she swore revenge, but Lincoln grabbed her by the collar of her jersey and he said if he ever saw Lynn trying to hurt or kill Ashley, he would hunt her down like the animal that she is, and when Ashley saw his eyes turn red, she fell even more in love with him upon discovering his secret.
Luna: Then, Lincoln threw Lynn in a metal container, and as usual, Lynn roared and pounded on the door trying to get out, but Ashley flipped her the bird in the window, and that made Lynn lose it as she roared like an animal and beat her chest like a gorilla. As a token of thanks for saving him, he took her to a beach at night, and that's when Ashley saw Lincoln turn into his werewolf form, and he told her everything, and she told him her story, and finally, they kissed underneath the full moon. Ashley gets along great with me, Leni, Laney, Lucy, Lana, and Lily, but she made sure to also keep an eye on Lori, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, especially Lynn because Lincoln told her of what they've done to him in the past.
Nico: Whoa, that's really really awesome, and J.D., did you ever know about any werewolf clans in Denver when you lived there?
Me: Carmen told me about them, but she swore for me to keep that a secret from any rival werewolf clans.
Rudina Adalwulf: Yeah, they were quadruple-plus bad news, but Ashley stopped them long ago and saved the Denver Werewolf Clans, and her dad and mom knew she loved Lincoln, her dad was also surprised to see Lincoln turn into a werewolf, and he even had to win in a wrestling match against him in that form.
Ashley Lupus Foxina: Dad was really impressed by how strong he was, so much so that Lincoln had earned his respect along with my mom's through the only way a male werewolf knows how, and it's through a fight.
Me: Yeah, Werewolf Against Werewolf, and Lincoln won by body-slamming her dad into the ground and pinning him down.
Nico: Wow.
Lincoln: The second girl is Arianna Metrodora, Gene-Slammer of Alien Overlord and younger sister of Adreana Metrodora, she's my Guardian Angel and one super sexy and super beautiful girl who's also a very strong and powerful warrior and tactician with incredibly strong cosmic dark powers, and immortality, and like her older sister, Adreana Metrodora, Arianna is known as a Umbrasapien, an alien from the planet Umbras, a planet of eternal darkness in the Virgo Supercluster, they're a really powerful race of warriors who've defended their planet from invaders for countless eons, they look human in appearance, but what marks them out is that they have dark purple hair, pink eyes, and dark purple angel wings. Their true form is really beautiful, they have dark purple sclera and they have dark purple tattoos covering their hands and forearms and feet, and the clothes they have on transforms into a dark purple and black-themed two-piece bikini, which is their real outfit, and they also have quite an extremely powerful sexual drive, and she like her older sister, has a very powerful desire find a mate who is not only very strong, powerful, and very intelligent, but that mate also has a kind heart, brave, bold, noble, courageous, and who always helps those in need, and for Arianna, the one who fit that role was me. Plus, she and I have more than once engaged in their fair shares of making out and kissing, and more than once, it always ends with me getting my entire face covered in kisses, my face red with passion, steam whistling from my ears, and hearts in my eyes. But now that I've been getting older, she's going to want to take it much further, but I'm ready. Plus, she hates perverts with the same vengeance as Nicole, and she doesn't need to use sexual wiles to rat them out, she can sense it by looking into their auras, and when she finds that out, she unleashes pure hell upon them by firing waves of darkness at them, and she also makes her threats clear, if she sees any single person trying to peek at her, she'll drown them in eternal darkness, and if she dares to find out someone's hurting me, she'll send them to her home planet to be brutally massacred, and that threat's been sent to Flip, Scoots, and the rest of my enemies, and that also included Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they stepped out of line.
Adreana Metrodora: Exactly what I was about to tell them.
Lincoln: And finally, the seven girls are Alcyone, Maia, Electra, Taygeta, Merope, Pleione and Sterope Pleiades, The Pleiades Sisters and Gene-Slammer of Constellar Pleiades, they're my Guardian Angels from Michigan that hate Scoots and Flip with a vengeance and they want to kill them both for how they treated me.
Me: That's really awesome.
Nico: And you might be late for that, we killed Scoots last year and sent her butt to The Black Gates and Flip's now being used as humiliation fodder for all eternity at Lynn's Table.
Electra Pleiades: Aw, I wanted them both of them to die.
Alcyone Pleiades: Now, now, Electra, the good thing is Scoots is gone for good, but Flip, we can deal with humiliating him for eternity.
Lincoln: My thoughts exactly, Alcyone.
Arianna Metrodora: And I know Lincoln's going to mark me just like he did with Adreana, but before he does, let me show you all my true form.
Suddenly, Arianna Metrodora transformed into her true form as the sclera of her eyes turned dark purple and she has dark purple tattoos covering her hands and forearms and feet, and her clothes morphed into a dark purple and black two-piece bikini, which is her real outfit.
Fabia: So, that's her true form, wow.
May: She looks even more beautiful in her true form.
Suddenly, Arianna Metrodora went up to Lincoln, and her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he suddenly wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Suddenly, Arianna gave Lincoln a passionate kiss on the lips as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and they suddenly engaged in a French kiss. Suddenly, we saw Lincoln's veins glow dark purple and when they were done, Lincoln still had a massive red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes.
Shanan: She's marked him just like her older sister.
Lincoln: Yep, and now, then, I think it's my turn to mark you, Arianna.
Suddenly, Lincoln hugged Arianna Metrodora in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Then, Lincoln went up to Ashley Lupus Foxina and he hugged her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
And finally, Lincoln went up to The Pleiades Sisters and he hugged each of them in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of their necks, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Arianna Metrodora: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, nine Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Ashley Lupus Foxina, Arianna Metrodora, and Alcyone, Maia, Electra, Taygeta, Merope, Pleione and Sterope Pleiades with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with nine Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Ashley Lupus Foxina: ((Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Ashley Lupus Foxina, Arianna Metrodora, and Alcyone, Maia, Electra, Taygeta, Merope, Pleione and Sterope Pleiades.
Ashley Lupus Foxina, Arianna Metrodora, and Alcyone, Maia, Electra, Taygeta, Merope, Pleione and Sterope Pleiades had a smile on their faces and tears in their eyes as they suddenly jumped Lincoln and they covered him in kisses on his face, massive body, and eight-pack abs, and we all chuckled. Then, as soon as they were done with their kissing, Lincoln had a massive atomic red blush on his face, steam whistling from his ears, and hearts in his eyes.
May: Wow, they certainly missed you a lot, Lincoln.
Lincoln then got up after regaining his senses from their kissing attack, and then, we went up to the four girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, he immediately recognized them. The four girls are Momoka Orihime, Asahina Chocolat, Kurea Kyougoku, and Mafuyu Sakaki from Babumi!
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Momoka Orihime, Asahina Chocolat, Kurea Kyougoku, and Mafuyu Sakaki from Babumi!
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Momoka Orihime: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Momoka Orihime and the other three girls saw who it was that saved them from Maria Rivera, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'9" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscrossing straps and large circular chest plate with phoenix on it, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracelet and other bracelets merged with them, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers, he has ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense blue aura around him.
Momoka Orihime: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Lincoln made three clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Momoka Orihime: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, five Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Momoka Orihime, Asahina Chocolat, Kurea Kyougoku, and Mafuyu Sakaki with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team was shocked to find out the villain we went after was an old enemy from Luna Loud's past running loose named Maria Rivera, a really mean and nasty bitch who enjoyed torturing and physically maiming the students and teachers because they got in her way: in other words, she did this to the students and the teachers because she has a really nasty thirst for blood. That was until five years ago when Luna defeated her and with help from Lincoln and his Guardian Angels, exposed her for who she is and was expelled, but before she was taken away, she swore she'd have her revenge on Luna. Now, five years later, she broke out of prison and was out for Luna's blood.
But, when Lincoln showed what we all did in beating that bitch down and Juniper Lee and Rayman tying her up in energy ropes and Lincoln killing her and banishing her to The Black Gates, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him all over. Lincoln, Ashley Lupus Foxina, Arianna Metrodora, and Alcyone, Maia, Electra, Taygeta, Merope, Pleione and Sterope Pleiades have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back in town.
Maria: Damn, I certainly wasn't expecting that bitch to show up. But, you guys took her down once and for all.
Lincoln: And gave her The Black Gates after I killed her.
Me: She wasn't going to quit until she had Luna's head, so she needed to go once and for all.
Nico: Lincoln really made sure of that when he slashed off her head.
After getting rid of Maria Rivera and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Ashley Lupus Foxina, Arianna Metrodora, and Alcyone, Maia, Electra, Taygeta, Merope, Pleione and Sterope Pleiades saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Ashley Lupus Foxina: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 17-year-old, 7'9" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out for many years. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Arianna Metrodora: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Alcyone Pleiades: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Nico: Yep. So, girls, what memories did you have with Lincoln, and did you have to get rough with any of his enemies along with Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan?
Ashley Lupus Foxina: Ooh, I do have one, and it also shows that I marked Lincoln and it also gave him some extra gifts.
Ashley Lupus Foxina pulled up the clip and pulled up a video and it played on the screen, and it showed Lincoln in his large orange speedo and Ashley in a crimson red two-piece bikini, and they were enjoying a day of fun in Lake Superior underneath the full moon.
Past Ashley Lupus Foxina: It sure is a beautiful night tonight.
Past Lincoln: It sure is.
Past Ashley Lupus Foxina: Lincoln, there's something I want to give you.
Suddenly, Ashley Lupus Foxina lied on top of Lincoln, then, she placed her hand on his chest and she slowly bit him, and we knew what it was: she marked him. Suddenly, we saw large white wolf ears grow on top of his head and ten extra massive and long white wolf tails grow and spread out, and now, he has eleven massive and long white wolf tails. Then, she then slowly unlatched her fangs from his neck as his neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and she also kissed the spot where she bit him. Lincoln looked in his reflection in the water and he saw what happened as a result and he was stunned.
Past Lincoln: Whoa. So, this was...?
Past Ashley Lupus Foxina: Yes, that was my gift to you.
Then, Ashley Lupus Foxina and Lincoln went back to their spot as Lincoln lied on the sand and Ashley lied on top of Lincoln, then, she placed her hand on his chest and they kissed as the video ends.
Nico: Whoa, so he...
Ashley Lupus Foxina: Yep, he got those large white wolf ears and ten massive and long extra white wolf tails due to me marking him, and I soon found out Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan conspired and put weakening chips on him to weaken their brother, so he could get killed during the early days of the team.
We gasped, and I pulled up a clip and it showed what Ashley told us, and we were horrified and really pissed off.
Nico: THOSE GODFORSAKEN BLACKHEARTED BITCHES!
Me: If I'd known they were behind that, I'd have killed them until nothing was left of those animals!
Lincoln: I can't believe those five could do this, but I shouldn't act so surprised, they'd tried to kill me too many times in the past, but their plan forever failed as the chips were destroyed for good when I underwent many transformations.
Me: That's for sure.
Arianna Metrodora: What a bunch of filthy bitches! Alright, I also have a video of one memory, and it's of my date with Lincoln at Gus' Games and Grub.
Arianna Metrodora pulled up a video and it played on the screen, and it showed Lincoln and Arianna having fun and playing the games there.
?: I WILL LITERALLY TURN INTO A HUMAN PRETZEL FOR DEFYING ME, YOU FUCKING LITTLE TWERP!
Past Arianna Metrodora: What the heck was that?!
Past Lincoln: Ugh, I'd recognize that scream of vengeance from anywhere, it's Lori, and it sounds like she's on the rampage again and she's still out for blood after what the rest of the Guardian Angels and I have done in ruining her attempts to kill me!
Arianna and Lincoln stood their ground, and they saw Lori burst in with red eyes of hate and she had a knife in her hand, and she was now out for blood.
Past Lincoln: This again, Lori! You know, this is getting old really fast, now, you've left me no choice!
Past Arianna Metrodora: No, Linky, I got this.
Lori shrieked like a banshee and came charging at them with her knife raised in the air, but Arianna Metrodora fired two powerful blasts of darkness which hit Lori, disarmed her, and she was knocked down and out, and she was tied up by Lincoln firing two red energy blasts from his massive white angel wings. Suddenly, Gohan and Krillin came out and grabbed Lori.
Gohan: Looks like we got here just in time to see you guys take down Lori.
Lincoln: You sure did, thanks, guys.
Krillin: Now, let's get her back home and let her parents deal with her. You two go back to having fun.
Gohan: Alright, Control Freak, you're coming back with us.
Then, Gohan and Krillin dragged Lori back to The Loud House to her doom.
Past Lori: YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS, YOU WORTHLESS WASTE OF FUCKING SPACE! DO YOU HEAR ME, YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING HAREM, YOU WILL ALL PAY!
Then, Gohan knocked her out by bonking her head with a mallet.
Past Lincoln: Whoa, now that was so awesome!
Past Arianna Metrodora: No one's messing with my man, especially not that stupid control freak bitch.
Arianna Metrodora and Lincoln went back to having fun, then, she placed her hand on his chest and they kissed as the video ends.
Nico: Whoa, Arianna, you kicked Lori's ass and Lincoln tied her up only for her to get dragged back to The Loud House by Gohan and Krillin, that was awesome!
Luna: That control freak messed with the darkness alien chick, and she went down hard.
Me: And Gohan and Krillin told us of what Lori tried to do to Lincoln and Arianna, and when they were done, the rest of the sisters wanted her head on a pike.
Nico: Damn!
Gohan: But, we stopped them from doing so, and we left it to Mr. and Mrs. Loud who grounded Lori for sixteen weeks, and we grabbed Lori and tossed her in a cage in her room, and Lori swore that she would get her revenge on us, but Lily changed into her Warden Lily outfit and she hit Lisa's cage with a mallet again.
Lily: Yep, and I told her to "shut up, inmate".
Krillin: And we should've told you guys this, but we were recruited by Luna as part of a squad that she'd formed. See, she was getting tired of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan trying to kill Lincoln and his harem and Guardian Angels and she didn't want Lincoln, his harem, and Guardian Angels getting put in danger by those five, so she recruited us as part of a squad she formed called The Defenders of The White-Haired Angel Hero, and she trained us in everything she knew about how she apprehended the five heartless siblings, and she trained us every day in practice drills.
Gohan: And her training paid off completely, and we were ready for our first mission. Our first one was taking down Lynn whom we found out she tried to kill Lincoln again after she'd lost yet another baseball game. We pounced on Lynn and pummeled her, and then, we tied her up, and we dragged her back to The Loud House where she got grounded and thrown in her cage again.
Luna: Yep, and I was so proud of them.
Lynn Sr.: We eventually found out from them about Luna's training school, and I was so proud of her.
Rita: Lynn couldn't stop crying when he saw it, but when Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan found out, they went ballistic and tried to kill her, but Lincoln blasted them with lightning and told them to get away from his Guardian, and he sent them running for their lives back to their rooms.
Nico: Whew, I can already guess that absolutely pissed off Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan!
Maria: Oh, it did, big time.
Alcyone Pleiades: We never took our eyes off those five bitches even when me and my sisters were dealing with Flip and Scoots. This one time, my sisters and I were walking home with Lincoln from school after we'd dealt with Lynn who was on the rampage again, when suddenly, Scoots and Flip came charging at us and they were out to kill Lincoln again.
Maia Pleiades: But, we blasted them by firing dark blue energy blasts and stars at them, and they sent those two flying into a dumpster, where they got carted off back to prison and the nuthouse.
Me: Fucked-up old goat and stupid murderous mutant cheapskate, I should've let them kill Flip and Scoots all those years ago.
Nico: But, what's done is done, Scoots is in The Black Gates, and Flip's now humiliation fodder.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Tuesday X, Fuyumi Todoroki, Amazoness Princess, Amazoness Scouts, Mystical Elf, Cosmo Queen, and Kanan the Swordmistress are heading to Aquatic Ruin Zone.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'9", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Tuesday X, Fuyumi Todoroki, Amazoness Princess, Amazoness Scouts, Mystical Elf, Cosmo Queen, and Kanan the Swordmistress were dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Tuesday X, Fuyumi Todoroki, Amazoness Princess, Amazoness Scouts, Mystical Elf, Cosmo Queen, and Kanan the Swordmistress had feelings for Lincoln and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln killed them all and sucked out their blood, which made Flip go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at him and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of that mutant, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that Caitlin Hudson has sent some thugs to kill them.
Fuyumi Todoroki: Wow, so this is Aquatic Ruin Zone, it truly is beautiful!
Lincoln: It sure is, Fuyumi, and it's perfect for our first date before the triathlon, and we're all rooting for Sunset Shimmer. Shall we?
Lincoln, Tuesday X, Fuyumi Todoroki, Amazoness Princess, Amazoness Scouts, Mystical Elf, Cosmo Queen, and Kanan the Swordmistress dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, then they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Tuesday X, Fuyumi Todoroki, Amazoness Princess, Amazoness Scouts, Mystical Elf, Cosmo Queen, and Kanan the Swordmistress got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, but then, they saw the hired thugs of Caitlin Hudson coming after them, but Lincoln fired orbs of black and blood red energy which hit them and he sucked out all their blood and energy and killed them and sent them to The Black Gates forever.
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Tuesday X, Fuyumi Todoroki, Amazoness Princess, Amazoness Scouts, Mystical Elf, Cosmo Queen, and Kanan the Swordmistress, and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Tuesday X, Fuyumi Todoroki, Amazoness Princess, Amazoness Scouts, Mystical Elf, Cosmo Queen, and Kanan the Swordmistress placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive muscular body, and eight-pack abs.
Nico: Whoa, looks like someone really had an awesome time at Aquatic Ruin Zone, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!
Suddenly, seven Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Tuesday X, Fuyumi Todoroki, Amazoness Princess, Amazoness Scouts, Mystical Elf, Cosmo Queen, and Kanan the Swordmistress with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Tuesday X, Fuyumi Todoroki, Amazoness Princess, Amazoness Scouts, Mystical Elf, Cosmo Queen, and Kanan the Swordmistress are now in your harem.
Alexis: I knew the last of Tania's monsters would join his harem soon enough.
Tania: And can you blame them when they saw him: really tall, handsome, extremely muscular, really trained in battle, they were already on him in a split second.
Shoto Todoroki: And now, my sister is now part of Lincoln's harem.
Fuyumi Todoroki: And when I also found out he's also a good kisser, I already found my man.
Jenna: Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that cheapskate's just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: Even after all this time, Flip's still the same mutant cheapskate he's always been.
Rarity: And trying to kill Tuesday X, Fuyumi Todoroki, Amazoness Princess, Amazoness Scouts, Mystical Elf, Cosmo Queen, and Kanan the Swordmistress, now he's really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with Caitlin Hudson's hired thugs, but I killed them all and sucked out their blood, and she should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Caitlin Hudson scream with extreme hatred and rage.
Maria: Yeah, up yours, you monster bitch!
Carmen: Sheesh, those monster bitches just don't even know when to quit.
Nico: Serves her right, but she'll get hers later on today.
Me: They sure will, those monster bitches have gotten on our nerves five years ago, and now, they're going to pay dearly for everything they've done.
Lincoln: You got that right, and we're continuing to drive Brianna Greyson insane with rage, but come the day we get after her, she'll suffer for everything she's done before we end her for good.
Narrator: The City of Gotham Royal York… is having another beautiful sunny day!
(Dissolve to the girls at the beach, stretched out on chairs. They wear swimsuits and sunglasses with frames in their respective colors.)
Narrator: And the Powerpuff Girls are soaking it all up. At the beach!
(On the end of this, pull back slowly to reveal a considerable crowd gathered around them. These onlookers murmur among themselves; none, however, pay any attention to the Professor, who is lounging on a fourth chair nearby and sunning himself.)
Girl: Can you really fly?
Fat woman: Have you always been so cool?
Boy: Who are you gonna beat up next? (The Professor sits up; two young women look his way.)
Professor: Hey! Any questions for me? (chuckling) You know, I invented the Powerpuff Girls. (The pair give him an irritated glance.)
Fat woman: They're so awesome!
(Another woman cries out, either from excitement or sunstroke, and faints. Behind her, a lifeguard stands up at his platform and shouts in fear; zoom in on him. He points at the sun, which seems rather brighter than normal. The increasing glare whitens the view.)
Lifeguard: What is that?
UH OH!
Fainting woman: It's heading straight for us! (The girls only sigh in a rather bored manner.)
Blossom: Time for the old super vision.
(Beams shoot skyward from her eyes. Cut to her perspective and zoom in—it is the surface of the sun, greatly magnified, with a bright spot growing. Pull back from the girls as the Professor leans over to them. All three are now standing for a better look, and normal color has returned.)
Professor: Girls, what is it?
Blossom: Looks like some kinda sun flare. (He shrieks in fear.)
Professor: A SOLAR FLARE IS HEADING STRAIGHT FOR US!
(The entire beach is thrown into commotion; people scatter in all directions. Close-up of Buttercup, who tips her shades and laughs a bit.)
Buttercup: Amateurs. (Pull back to frame all three.)
Blossom: Let's rock this thing, girls! (They prepare to take off, but the next line stops them.)
Professor: (from o.c.) Girls, you forgot your sunscreen!
(Now Blossom lowers her sunglasses to throw a funny look in his direction.)
Blossom: Professor, we're kinda in a hurry.
Bubbles: Yeah, we're cool.
Buttercup: And, uh, sunscreen is for nerds.
(Cut to him. He is merrily slathering the stuff onto his chest and has already daubed his nose. Buttercup's words bring him up short; pull back as the two young women who were near his chair laugh and point at him. However, he soon smiles again and addresses them.)
Professor: Oh, do you girls also wear sunscreen? Did you know that it was invented by a scientist? (Pause; the women laugh some more, and one points.)
Young woman: Nerd!
(Outer space. The girls—still in swimwear and shades—have assembled to sort out the problem. Light from the o.c. flare washes over them.)
Blossom: All right, ladies, let's see what we've got here.
Bubbles: Looks like a big one.
Buttercup: Yep.
Blossom: Nothing a little Atomic Twister can't handle.
(They join hands to form a circle and begin to spin around its center. As they speed up, their images blend together into a three-color ring. Pull back to frame part of the sun and the flare, which is near the girls; the ring has now become a small tornado, and the flare is pulled into it after a moment. Snap to white, with the girls' shadowed outlines appearing within it—the blinding radiance washes out all color. They have broken the Atomic Twister formation and turned their heads to avoid the main glare, which subsides to leave them again floating in space. However, their skin has turned bright red—full-body sunburn. Blossom ducks out of the way so her sisters can trade a high five. The next two lines are delivered simultaneously.)
Bubbles: Yeah!
Buttercup: All right!
Blossom, Bubbles: We did it again!
Blossom: Now let's go soak up some of that glory.
(Overhead view of the beach. The crowd has gathered again and is cheering the girls' success. Blossom is first to descend into view, her back to the camera; cut to a close-up as her sisters come down on either side. All three are waving to the onlookers and do not notice immediately when the cheers degenerate into full-blown laughter. Blossom finally gets wise and lowers her sunglasses a bit, revealing that the skin covered by them has not been burned. Buttercup and Bubbles each have theirs off and are just as surprised; their faces are in the same condition.)
Bubbles: What are they laughing at? (They look at each other and gasp in shock; the laughter stops.)
Buttercup: We're sunburned!
(Pull back to a long shot of the girls, then cut to the lifeguard, who is now lounging atop his platform. He laughs a bit.)
Lifeguard: Amateurs.
The girls then came back.
Me: Hey girls. Have a… (GASP) GEEZ! You girls REALLY CRISPY!
Nico: What happened!?
Blossom: (In a lot of pain) We're sunburned.
Me: More like overcooked! You girls look like you were locked in a tanning bed for over an hour.
We brought them over to the sofa and got them to lay down.
Bubbles: (from inside) It hurts so bad. (Inside, they are lying on their bed, still in swimsuits.)
Blossom: The sunburn or the humiliation?
Bubbles: Both. (A tear falls; they all groan.)
Buttercup: And the worst part is, there was nothing we could have done to prevent it.
Me: Boy you girls are really overcooked.
Nico: That is a really bad 3rd Degree Sunburn.
Qin: Ouch.
Varie: Yikes
Connor McKnight: Well, guys. I'm off to my job.
Rose: Okay. Have fun.
Me: Have a good day. We'll catch up later.
Connor McKnight: Okay.
He left.
Nico: Before we go catch up to Connor, we have to help the girls first.
Me: Good idea.
Laney: Boy I haven't seen a sunburn this bad in a while.
Me: Did you forget to put on sunscreen girls?
Blossom: (In pain) Actually there was a solar flare heading at us and we did the atomic twister and blasted it away. But in doing so we got sunburned.
Bubbles: (In pain) Yeah.
Buttercup: (In pain) It hurts so much.
Me: Ouch.
Nico: No kidding.
Me: The space scanners did pick up a really big solar flare coming. I didn't know you girls would jump in and stop it.
Qin: Yeah.
Maria: Let me cool you girls off.
Blossom: Okay.
She cooled them off in a ball of water and it was really having steam come off them.
Qin: Boy they are really hot.
They were put on the sofa.
Me: That help?
Blossom: A little.
Me: I'll be right back.
I went to the bathroom and went and got some Aloe Vera gel.
Me: This always helps whenever I got sunburned.
Blossom: Aloe Vera?
Me: Yep.
Maria: Let me help some more
Me: Okay.
Maria opened the jar of gel and put it on them and rubbed it in.
The girls stand up, wiping themselves clean. Now all the effort is gone from their voices—they have found relief at last.
Buttercup: Not bad at all!
Blossom: This stuff really works!
Bubbles: I feel tingly! (Cracks start to spread on Buttercup's face.)
We gasped!
Buttercup: What…what's happening? (Ditto for Bubbles' whole body; a piece falls from her face, revealing healthy skin.)
Bubbles: We're... breaking!
Professor: (laughing) Oh, you are not. You're peeling.
Me: It's all right girls. It's natural. That means your skin is healing.
(On the end of this, cut to Blossom; her skin has also split, and her arm peels like a banana. During this line, cut to Buttercup, who has a strip of skin coming off her side. Extreme close-up: she pulls it free, and a few drops of fluid fall from it.)
Nico: Yuck.
I gave them a trash can and they put their peeled skin in.
Me: There you go girls.
Qin: How do you feel?
Blossom: Much better.
Linka: Didn't that happen to you too Double D?
Edd: It most certainly did Linka. I forgot my sunscreen and I was really burned all over from the sun.
Linka: Ouch.
May: No more unhealthy skin?
They looked over themselves and found none.
Bubbles: Nope.
Buttercup: We're clear.
Me: Good.
Nico: Let's catch up to Connor.
Me: Good idea.
We went down to the planet.
We were walking and we saw everything being set up for the Triathlon.
Lily: Boy everything is being all set up for the Triathlon.
Nico: Yep and I'm really excited.
Me: Me too. Me and Sunset have been training intensely hard for this.
Nico: I'm really excited for that.
Me: Yep.
Nico: Now, if only Connor specified where he works now.
Me: Oh he told us that he's working at some office building.
Nico: Question is which one?
Lola: Yeah.
Lisa Loud: I believe he said the Nagai Industries.
Me: Nagai? That name is… (GASP) Oh my god! I remember him! He had a really nasty foul disposition!
Nico: Oh god! Connor is in for an abusive job position.
Nagai: Oh yeah!? And what are you going to do about it!?
Me: BEAT YOUR FACE IN AND SMASH YOUR BRAINS ALL OVER THE STREET!
Nico: Yeah you jerkwad! You need serious anger management therapy!
Eli: And you need it pronto!
Me: Or I will drag you there kicking and screaming like a little baby if I have to!
SMASH!
I dropped him onto the ground!
Connor: You know, I really am going as fast as I can. But if all you wanna do is yell at me, then I think this job isn't for me.
Nagai: (chuckles) Oh, you don't get to quit that easily.
Me: Uh oh
With that, he was surrounded by an anergy circle with the Abaranger logo and turned into Bakuryuuki from episode 29 of Donbrothers!
At an unnamed black company, a manager named Nagai is screaming abusively at his employees to work faster. His constant impatience and desire for the world to keep up with him turns him into the Abaranger Hitotsuki, Bakuryuuki. He absorbs an employee who couldn't open the door for him fast enough and storms off. Then, Bakuryuuki rampages around the city, frustrated that everyone around him is moving too slowly despite the civilians fleeing from him. Bakuryuuki absorbs some people who were relaxing in the park for "being lazy".
Haruka, Tsuyoshi and Shinichi teleport in, surrounding Bakuryuuki and startling him, the group are more surprised when Murasame helps them with Jiro alongside him. Bakuryuuki uses a projected construct of the Abaranger emblem to try and crush the Rangers, with Shinichi wishing Taro was with the team as this Hitotsuki is tough to fight without him. As the Donbrothers still struggle with Bakuryuuki and Murasame is forced to withdraw as his body has run out of energy. He goes inside the Ninjarksword and flies off…
As they fight him, Taro returns, observing the chaos of his companions being chased by Shinichi or fighting Bakuryuuki and tries to Avatar Change, only to discover that he is so low on power he cannot transform. Haruka and Tsuyoshi manage to knock away the Ninjarksword from Shinichi, which lands next to Taro. Shinichi pleads a curious Taro not to touch the sword but he picks it up. The aura tries to possess Taro, but it inadvertently recharges him and he resists its influence as he becomes Don Momotaro again. Taro then tries out the Ninjarksword, using a powerful attack to finish Bakuryuuki in a single blow.
Bakuryuuki becomes Bakuryuuking and after Taro disposes of the Ninjarksword when it tries to possess him again, the team becomes Toradora Onitaijin when Bakuryuuking proves to be too fast for Don Onitaijin and Toradragonjin. After crippling the Hitotsuki's legs with arrows, they finish off Bakuryuuking with a peach variant of the DonBros Fantasia.
We gasped!
Me: WHOA! Bakuryuuki the Dino Thunder Hitotsuki! I knew it!
Nico: Uh oh!
Me: And I remember this guy too! He was EXTREMELY PISSED OFF That all his workers were going so slow!
Nico: No shit!
Xenia: Yeah!
Me: Wait lets not battle in here! Lets go outside.
Bakuryuuki: Good idea.
We went outside.
Me: Much better.
Bakuryuuki: I will teach you how go faster! (runs fast at Connor)
Connor: I know how to do that!
Connor used his own super speed to grab Bakuryuuki, run fast with him him back inside, and slam his face into the printer, making printer copies of Bakuryuuki's face in the process. He then came back out and threw him into a fire hydrant!
Nico: Time for a long overdue BUTTKICKING!
Me: Nagai, welcome to the corner of pain and suffering! (CRACKS KNUCKLES)
Connor: You got that right!
He got ready!
Connor: Dino Thunder! Power up! HA!
He transformed and he was ready!
Me: Time to bring in some awesome help! (SNAPS FINGERS)
I brought in the Donbrothers!
Taro: Bakuryuuki!? Not this jerk again!
Me: I'm afraid so.
Me, Nico, Lyra and the Donbrothers: AVATAR CHANGE!
We transformed!
Sonoi: Absolute Integrity and Perfection Personified! SONOI! ソノイ
Sononi: A beautiful Rose has its thorns… Looking to know love! SONONI! ソノニ
Sonoza: When my interest is caught, nothing gets in the way! SONOZA! ソノザ
All 3: The 3 assembled! The Noto Trio!
Don Masamune: The Jaws that have snapped awake… DON MURASAME! ドンムラサメ
Jiro: Able bodied and dragon-muscled! DON DRAGOKU! ドンドラゴクウ
Dangerous Jiro: And DON TORABOLT! トラボルト
Shinichi: Bidding farewell to the transient world… SARU BROTHER! サルブラザー
Haruka: The manga master… ONI SISTER! オニシスター
Tsubasa: The fastest get away alive! INU BROTHER! イヌブラザー
Tsuyoshi: One faithful pheasant! KIJI BROTHER! キジブラザー
Earth Masamune: AN AVALANCHE OF BOULDERS FROM THE NORTH! EARTH GENBU! アースゲンブ
Fire Masamune: FIREBALLS THAT BURN DOWN FROM THE SKY OF THE SOUTH! FIRE SUZAKU! ファイアスザク
Wind Masamune: WINDS THAT BLOW FROM THE WEST! WIND BYAKKO! 風白虎
Water Masamune: WATERS THAT FLOW FROM THE EAST! WATER SEIRYU! 水清流!
Kanako: THE LIGHT OF THE JANUARY WOLF MOON SHINES BRIGHT IN THE AURORA! DON WOLFEN! ドンウルフェン
Koichiro Higashi: THE SONG OF THE CLASSICAL FESTIVAL! DON MAESTORA! ドンマエストロラ
Taichi: THE WATERS OF THE OCEAN HAVE AMAZING MERMAIDS! DON ATLANTIA! ドンアトランティア
Mizuho Ijuin: THE FAIRIES SPARKLE IN THE BEAUTY OF SPRING! DON SPRINGFOR! ドンスプリングフォー
Kisuke Takahashi: BRINGING THE APPLES OF ETERNAL LIFE! DON VALHALLA! ドンヴァルハラ
Lyra: The magic of friendship lives on in everyone! DON ALICORNIA! ドンアリコルニア
Nico: SENDING GOOD TO HEAVEN AND BANISHING BAD TO HELL! DON TWILIGHT PURGATORIO! ドントワイライトプルガトリオ
Me: THE ETERNAL PHOENIX FLIES THROUGH THE FLAMES OF LIFE! DON HOUOU FALCHION! ドンホウオウファルシオン
Taro: Born from a Peach! DON MOMOTARO! ドンモモタロウ
(FIREWORKS GO OFF)
Taro: HAHAHAHAHA! Avataro Sentai!
All: Donbrothers!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted off behind us and we were ready!
Me: YEAH!
Lola: Time to kick this freaks butt!
Bakuryuuki: (sees his workers fleeing) Where do you think you're going?!
He absorbed several of them inside him to enhance his own strength and durability.
Me: I don't think so!
I snapped my fingers and teleported them back out and they ran.
Me: Get out of here guys! This is gonna be ugly!
I went and kicked Bakuryuuki and bashed him down and Fired a fireball blast and it hit him and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
He was blasted down!
Bakuryuuki enhanced the strength of his leg and tried to kick Connor.
But he ducked and kicked him back and I teleported and kicked him in the back and Nico slashed him in the chest.
Me: Time for some Mystic Force Power!
I used the MagiRanger gear!
Me: Taste the Element of Fire!
I got a sword of fire and fired fire blasts and blasted him all over and then I slashed him all over.
Me: YEAH!
Nico: Also here's this.
Nico used the Abaranger Zenkai Gear and got Trent's quill.
Nico drew an anvil above him and dropped it on him.
CLANG!
OUCH!
Bakuryuuki enhanced his own strength and threw a gasoline truck at us.
Me: INCOMING!
Eli used the Force and threw the truck back and it slammed into Bakuryuuki and exploded in a massive explosion and a ball of fire!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
He was really going to feel that one!
Me: Lets see.
I looked at the Dragon Knight Card I had for Lord Drakkon.
Me: Now is a good time to see what this can do.
I activated it. I got a Lord Drakkon Dragon Energy Sword!
Me: WHOA!
Nico: WOW! That is cool!
Me: Boy it sure is!
I jumped and slashed Bakuryuuki and fired energy blades at him and blasted him all over.
Eli: WHOA! That is awesome!
Bakuryuuki generated the Dino Thunder Logo.
Nico: Is that the Dino Thunder Logo.
Taro: Get down!
Taro pushed Nico out of the way as the Dino Thunder Logo came alive and tried attacking us.
I fired a wave of energy and it hit the logo and exploded! Destroying it!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Taro: WHOA!
Nico: Thanks J.D.!
Me: Watching your back boss.
Taro: Avatar Change!
He turned into the Red Ninja Steel Ranger!
Qin: Oh yeah!
Nico fired energy waves and blasted him all over.
Connor: Super Dino Mode!
He roared and went SUPER!
Nico: YEAH!
We went at him and bashed and smashed him.
Me: YEAH! Hey Bakuryuuki you are a slow week old sack of escargot!
Bakuryuuki: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME!?
Me: You heard me! You are so fucking slow that it would take you 100 years to get from your bedroom to the kitchen!
Grimlock: (transforms into T Rex mode) Me Grimlock kick butt!
Grimlock tail whipped Bakuryuuki.
He bashed him down.
Grimlock fired waves of energy and blasted him all over.
Nico: YEAH!
G1 Slipstream: (turns into jet mode) Good thing you can't fly!
She fired a missile at Bakuryuuki.
It hit him and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
He was blasted down.
Qin: Nice!
Me: Sniff on this one!
I used Stinky Butt's Avatar Gear.
LOUD FART!
I fired a massive fart into Bakuryuuki and he gagged and coughed!
Nico used Firefly's heat lasers on the fart.
It ignited it and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
He exploded!
Qin: NICE!
Varie: That was awesome!
But then a Diggersby came.
Me: Whoa a Diggersby!
Lola: Aww its adorable.
Haruka: Look at the cute bunny!
Me: That's a Diggersby.
Diggersby: (In a girls voice) And I'm more than just a Diggersby!
Nico: Wendy Lepus! WHOA!
She fired waves of energy and blasted Bakuryuuki all over.
Me: Time for some chili dog mayhem!
Sonic: This will be awesome!
I fired a wave of chili dogs and they flew into Bakuryuuki's mouth and he was being filled up to the brink!
Bakuryuuki: (GROANS) (BURPS)
Sonic: He got a taste of Chili Dog retribution! My favorite.
Eddy: Too bad they just got wasted.
Me: Oh I have a feeling they didn't.
Nico: Lets finish him!
Taro: Lets!
Donbrothers, Me, Nico, Lyra and the Knights of the Friendship Table: SOLAR SYSTEM OF MAGIC FRIENDSHIP!
We formed a Solar System and they had the cutie marks of all of us and we fired waves of energy and the blasts all hit Bakuryuuki and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
I caught the Abaranger Gear.
Me: OH YEAH! Bakuryuuki you have failed this city.
Donbrothers: DEMON ELIMINATION COMPLETE! ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL!
Twilight Sparkle: Knights of the Friendship Table…
Knights of the Friendship Table: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!
Nagai was down.
Nagai: (GROANS) (LOUD FART)
Me: EW! Chili dog farts.
(LOUD FARTING)
Me: Geez he is going to be feeling that.
Nagai then disappeared.
Me: He is going to have one NASTY case of gas from that.
Wendy Lepus reverted back and she was a girl with purple hair and had brown clothes and had purple eyes.
Wendy Lepus: That was so awesome.
Air Raid: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Wendy Lepus: When me and Nico made a queen bee bully we hate eat enough beans to make an entire army fart and she was really farting so bad that they expelled her.
Nico: Yep.
Qin: That was funny!
Lola: Yeah!
Nico and Wendy hugged.
Nico: I've missed you Wendy.
Wendy Lepus: Me too Nico.
Taro: That was awesome.
Haruka: Good luck today, Sunset!
Sunset Shimmer: Thanks guys.
They went back to Japan.
Me: It will be fun and awesome.
Nico: Yep.
Connor: You know, I think I'll stick to soccer and Power Ranger stuff.
Livewire: That's probably for the best.
Me: Good idea.
Qin: I agree there.
Nico: Now it's time to get ready for the triathlon.
We went back to the estate and got ready.
Then the previous group came.
Larxene: Can me, Heat Wave, Stinky Butt, Titanium Toenail, Melter, Po Kong, Touch and Go, Dark Turtles, U Foes, and Abra Kadabra go with you guys?
X Ray: Sorry about your job, Connor.
Connor: No worries. Being a Power Ranger is far more important.
Nico: And yes you all can come with us.
Qin: This will be awesome.
Marie Kanker Loud: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?
Vapor: There will be 3, right?
Nico: Yes. Vivillon, Pyroar and Florges.
Qin: Ooh! This will be awesome.
Sunset Shimmer came in, and she was dressed in athletic clothes.
Lincoln: It's finally time, you ready, Sunset?
Sunset Shimmer: I sure am, Linky.
Me: We're both really ready for this.
Nico: Yep.
Just then, Sunset Shimmer and Lincoln's kids came in and they had banners cheering their mom on.
Phoenix Shimmer: Just a little something Dad and all of us were working on.
Sunset Shimmer: Aw, that really is so supportive.
Me: We all made banners to root and cheer you on, Sunset.
Nico: This is going to be one awesome triathlon you're going to participate in.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire eyes glowed and turned into rainbow colors, and he had a vision of what's about to happen, and who we're going to confront today: it was a group of queen bee girls out to kill us. When we all saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Nico: Whoa, Lincoln, what's up?
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we got an emergency. I had a vision of who we're going to confront today: it's a group of queen bee girls out to kill us. They found out about the President's law and they're mega pissed off that we've been arresting their fellow queen bees and throwing them in The Charon Reform School.
We gasped.
Me: Those bitches have finally come together, and now, they're out to kill us all. They'll fail in the end and you're going to have quite a field day turning all those Queen Bee bitches into gold statues and sending them away to prison for good, Lincoln.
Lincoln: I sure am, but I'm not letting any of those queen bee bitches get away with this, they will all pay for their crimes.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was Caitlin Hudson of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, and she's heading here to kill Lincoln and get revenge. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, it's Caitlin Hudson of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, and she's heading here to kill me and get revenge.
Selene Arcangela: Should've known Brianna Greyson would send her next. But, if we know that bitch all too well, she'll also be bringing Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson with her.
Nicholette Torrington: Just like what happened when The Chernabog Sisters came after us last year.
Lincoln: That won't be a problem, I'll trap them in a force field.
Joy: While you and I deal with Caitlin Hudson and put an end to her for good, Lincoln.
Lincoln: Right, Joy. But, we also got to watch it though, Caitlin Hudson will no doubt have her machine guns with her, along with the others.
Nico: Good thinking, if they broke out of jail, they're bound to have gotten access to high-powered machine guns they stole from the cops or got themselves from contacts outside. Alright, gang, let's go, it's time to cheer Sunset Shimmer on in the triathlon.
Lincoln: And take down the evil queen bee girls out to kill us for revenge, and once we get done with those bitches, you're next, Caitlin Hudson.
Selene Arcangela: You better start praying for mercy, you remorseless bitch.
Selene Emperyous: Because, we will show you and the others none for everything you've done in the past, and you just stepped in deep shit now, Brianna Greyson, you're going to lose more than just your mind when you and the rest of your bitch pack show up.
Joy: No way are we forgiving you for any of your actions, Caitlin Hudson, you better be ready to pay the price for your foul misdeeds after we take down those queen bee bitches.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and we head off to cheer Sunset Shimmer as she participates in the fun triathlon and battle the evil queen bee girls out to kill us for revenge, and after we got through taking down those queen bee bitches, it would soon be the turn of Caitlin Hudson of The Legion of The Lincoln Haters to meet her fate with The Grim Reaper and The Black Gates.
We were off to the high school for the start of the Triathlon.
We were at the starting line for the triathlon. Me and Sunset were getting ready.
Me: (STRETCHING) This will be so fun.
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah it sure will be.
Nico: Good luck guys.
Stinky Butt: And nice job use my Avatar Gear.
Ironclad: (laughs) Was it stinky?
Me: (GRUNT) Oh yeah! (LAUGHS) It was.
Lola: This will be so fun.
Mewtwo: I wonder how Sunset would do playing soccer.
Nico: Good question Mewtwo.
Me: You ready for this Sunset?
Sunset Shimmer: I always am.
Me: Yep.
The Call to Post bugle sounded.
Me: Time for the race to start.
Sunset Shimmer: Yep. Here we go.
Melter: Oh man. It's about to start!
Dark Mikey: Go, Sunset!
Varie: Go J.D.!
We were ready for action.
Me: Okay we can do this Sunset.
Sunset Shimmer: I know we can.
Referee: Racers take your marks!
He held up a starting pistol!
Referee: GET SET!
We were ready.
BANG!
WE WERE OFF!
Nico: GO GUYS GO!
We were running fast and me and Sunset were really running and leaving the other athletes in the dust!
Tomahawk Man: They're in the lead!
Dark Don: But for how long?
Nico: Lets get a better view.
Nico activated a button and the bleachers rose and they hovered above the city and were watching us.
Me and Sunset were really running. Then we got to the park.
Me: (Panting) You're doing really great Sunset!
Sunset Shimmer: (Panting) Thanks J.D.!
Nico: Here comes the obstacle course in the park.
Eli: This is gonna be good.
Me and Sunset jumped through a ring of fire and we ran through tires, jumped over hurdles, crawled through barrels, and more.
Qin: Wow look at them go!
Xenia: They are doing really well.
Then we jumped over a pool of jellyfish and they were surging with electricity!
Nico: WHOA! (GULPS)
Me and Sunset jumped over but some runners didn't get lucky! The Lemmings came.
Lemmings: HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP!
They loaded them on a gurney and took them to the infirmary.
Mr. Touch: Want some popcorn, Mr. Go?
Mr. Go: Certainly, Mr. Touch.
He gave him some.
Me and Sunset came to a bunch of Bear Traps.
Me: Bear traps!
Sunset Shimmer: Lets do it!
Me and Sunset weaved and dodged them as they snapped.
SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP!
Nico: GEEZ!
Eli: WHOA! Nice one!
SCREAMING WAS HEARD AND SOME OF THE ATHLETES GOT HURT FROM THEM!
Varie and the Medical corps helped get them out of the traps.
Me and Sunset came to a Fruit Grenade field. Instead of bombs they are fruit bombs. They explode fruit thankfully.
We dodged them.
SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT!
Others weren't lucky.
Nico: Boy that was awesome!
We climbed over monkey bars, swung on ropes crawled under barbed wire in the mud.
Dark Raph: Too bad there's no asskicking here!
Dust Man: (sees something) I think you might get your wish.
Me and Sunset saw a bunch of wooden criminal boards that looked real!
Me: Final obstacle for round one.
Sunset Shimmer: Lets do it!
Me and Sunset SMASHED THROUGH them and reduced them to splinters!
Nico: WHOA!
Qin: That was awesome!
Lola: YEAH!
Nico: They're coming into the slums of the city. That place is a cesspool of criminals.
Vector: Dust Man might be onto something. Remember what Lincoln sensed?
Lincoln: Yeah but the Queen Bee Girls aren't coming till the third round. This is the next obstacle course with rescues and they will fight criminals of all kinds here.
Vector: Oh right. But at least the third part is where all of us come in.
Qin: Yep.
Lola: That is going to be fun.
Me and Sunset were doing awesome parkour style jumping off buildings and we landed and Jokerz came out.
Jokerz Member: YOUR MONEY OR A PIE!
Me: How about your fucking life!
I slashed his head off and he fell to the ground with blood pouring out and his head landed in a pie!
Concrete Man: I am NOT eating that pie.
Nico: Me neither!
Me and Sunset jumped over barbed wire and then muggers came.
Mugger: Gimme your money!
Me and Sunset plowed through them like rampaging bulls and smashed them into the buildings!
Qin: WOO! YEAH!
Eli: TAKE THAT!
We jumped over huge stinky brine pools!
Me: P.U.! Brine pools!
Sunset Shimmer: That is a stinky one!
Then more Jokerz came.
Jokerz Girl: Lets make their lives hell!
Me: Bring it on bitch!
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah!
Me and Sunset fired waves of fire and burned them and we plowed through them and they were reduced to ashes upon impact!
Nico: OH YEAH! TEAR THEM APART!
May: They are almost out of the slums.
Eli: Just have to get by the last obstacle there. The Quicksand Bog of Peril.
Me and Sunset were running more.
Me: Whoa a Quicksand bog!
Sunset Shimmer: Looks like we're going for a swing.
Me and Sunset grabbed ropes.
We swung.
?: HELP!
I saw a girl sinking in the quicksand and it was a girl with blond hair and she had orange clothes.
Me: (GASP) Alice Marvin from Pumpkin Scissors!
Sunset Shimmer: Rescue her fast!
Me: Right.
I swung and rescued her and pulled her out.
Me: YEAH!
Alice Marvin: WHOA! Thanks!
Me: You're welcome Alice.
Nico: That was close!
Abra Kadabra: Maybe those Queen Bee girls aren't coming after all.
Lincoln: Oh they will come. They will come.
Me and Sunset got to Lynn's Table.
Nico: Lunch break for them.
Me and Sunset were sweating like crazy and we were having a meal.
Me: WHEW!
Everyone came in.
Sissi Delmas: So far so good, guys!
Me: (PANTING) Yeah no kidding.
Sunset Shimmer: It's so awesome!
Twilight Sparkle: Boy it sure is! You're both doing great for your first ever triathlon.
Me: We sure are.
We got to eating and drinking a lot of water.
French Narrator: (French Accent) A good rest and meal later.
Me and Sunset came out.
Nico: Okay guys. The third part of the Triathlon is there.
We saw that it was a straight shot to the estate.
Me: It's too easy.
Lincoln: Be ready for anything guys. When you start running down that street the queen bee bitches are going to be coming at us from all sides. So be ready.
Me: Right!
Sunset Shimmer: Thanks Lincoln.
Dark Leo: Go back out there, you two!
Me: You don't have to tell us twice!
Me and Sunset resumed running and we went down the street.
Me: This is it Sunset. No turning back now!
Sunset Shimmer: No there isn't!
Nico: Stand ready guys!
Me and Sunset were running and then we heard a WAR CHARGE HORN!
Me: A war horn!
Sunset Shimmer: Uh oh!
We looked up ahead and we saw THOUSANDS OF EVIL QUEEN BEE GIRLS! AND THEY ALL WERE OVERFLOWING WITH INTENSE HATRED AND RAGE WITH EYES GLOWING RED AND FILLED WITH PURE EVIL!
Nico: UH OH! ENTRANCE TIME GUYS! LETS GO!
Everyone flew at them!
Wolfgang: (Australian Accent) Entrance time, mates!
Everyone flew at them.
Just as the Queen Bee girls started running the spirits of the sports came and they swirled around the girls and then they converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted off from above the girls and then a phoenix cry was heard! Everyone came out!
Nico: OKAY YOU BITCHES! TIME FOR SOME PAYBACK!
May fired waves of icicles and stabbed many of the girls in their legs and kicked their faces in and Eli fired waves of Force Lightning and electrocuted them all over!
Nico: What's wrong bitches!? Cats got your fucking tongues!
Queen Bee girl: YOU RUINED OUR LIVES!
Nico: You brought all that on yourselves for being complete bitches!
Eli: YEAH!
Me and Sunset ran passed them and we plowed through many of them and smashed them down.
Me: Sorry bitches we don't have time to play!
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah!
We ran passed them towards the estate!
Queen Bee Girl: AFTER THEM! KILL THEM!
Everyone stepped in front of them!
Nico: You'll have to goo through us you bitch!
Po Kong: You think you can come and ruin J.D. and Sunset's moment?! I'm about to show you why that was a bad idea!
Po Kong blasted them all over and smashed them into the ground.
Lola fired waves of fire and blasted them down!
Xenia fired an arrow and skewered a girl through her leg!
Fluttershy whistled and called the Great Lakes City Alley Cats and they mauled the girls all over the place!
Ronnie Anne: (LAUGHS) Yeah! Take that you bratty girls!
Qin: YEAH!
Nora Valkyrie bashed the Queen Bee girls heads in with her hammer!
Nora Valkyrie: No pancakes for you in prison!
Lana: YEAH!
Armada Starscream: You bitches are gonna lose!
Alexis Thi Dang: Big time!
Queen Bee Girl: OH YEAH!?
Nico: YEAH!
Nico fired waves of energy and blasted the girls all over.
Titanium Toenail: Hey, save some for me!
He fired his toenails and slashed the Queen Bee Girls all over.
Qin fired balls of fire and burned them.
Chazz fired waves of fire and blasted them all over.
Varie and Twilight Sparkle blasted and slashed them.
Camie and Tsuyu and Sirius blasted and bashed them.
Nico: Better be ready girls because I'm going to rip your molars right out of your pretty little mouths!
Queen Bee Girl: I would like to see you try jerk!
Nico: I don't have to try.
Nico used Magneto's powers and lifted them up and then…
SQUELCH!
HE RIPPED THEIR TEETH RIGHT OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS!
Eli: OOOH! That is gonna really hurt!
Slash Man: I may not be Wolverine. But I can still slice you to ribbons!
SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH!
He slashed them all over.
Nicole: WELCOME TO YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!
Her eyes glowed red and she banished many of the girls to the MALEVOLENT INSANITY DIMENSION!
Heat Wave: Burn baby burn!
He fired waves of fire and burned them all over.
Qin: Take that!
Lincoln fired waves of lightning and electrocuted them.
Nico: HEY BITCHES! CHEW ON THESE!
Nico pulled pulled out the mushrooms he had leftover from the 20 Days of Darkness and shoved them down a girls throat and then she screamed in a horrible way! SHE HAD A HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE!
May: You still had those mushrooms!?
Nico: Had to get rid of them somehow!
Then Weather Wizard, Sportsmaster, Springfield Bullies, Motor Ed, Whirlwind, Koragg, Living Laser, Bonz, KGBeast, and See More appeared.
Nico: Weather Wizard, Sportsmaster, Springfield Bullies, Motor Ed, Whirlwind, Koragg, Living Laser, Bonz, KGBeast, and See More.
Weather Wizard: This is a really exciting day for J.D. and Sunset.
Nico: It sure is.
Eli: Yeah!
Sportsmaster: As someone who likes sports, I'm really proud of them.
Jimbo: So am I!
Nico: We all are.
Motor Ed: (to Nico) We heard you went to the beach. Seriously.
Nico: We sure did.
Whirlwind: Did you fight any Another MOE members that had wind powers?
Nico: Just Another Chromatic Dragons and Another Tiamat.
Eli: It was awesome.
Badpipes came.
Nico: Badpipes! Back for another Round?
Badpipes: I sure am.
Nico: Cool.
Badpipes: Guess J.D. and Sunset won't be battling today, huh?
Nico: Nope so we arranged to have Pepperdance and May battle in their places.
Qin: Neat.
Badpipes: Cool!
They got the battles underway.
Shane Clarke, Star Girl, Jake Holling, Zaina Zemperyous, Kathleen and Kerry Meel, Wendy Valerious, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Silver Banshee and Livewire VS Weather Wizard, Uchoten, Etemon, Water Elementor, Thunder Kang, and Water Kang - Nico's rescue was relaxing on the beach
Weather Wizard was first.
Weather Wizard: (to Shane) Nico's rescue was just relaxing on the beach. Nothing more to it.
Shane Clarke: It was a really fun and great time for everyone.
Star Girl: Everyone sure had fun on that.
Jake Holling: It sure was.
Zaina Zemperyous: You got that right and it was great.
Kathleen Meel: Nothing like a little relaxation and fun.
Wendy Valerious: I agree there.
Rainbow Dash: It was a really awesome and fun time too.
Scootaloo: They sure had fun too.
Whirlwind: You got that right.
Weather Wizard: I'll say! Lets do it!
Jake: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! STAR FORCE 5!
He turned into the Green Fiveman!
Shane and team used fusions for Timaeus and the Cloudian monsters and their rider cards and they got awesome weapons and new dragons and they fired waves of lightning, wind and rainbows and smashed them down.
Lightning, Ramulus, Nigel Planter, Velma Green, Sailcat, Deshiko (Rosario Vampire), Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Helga Sinclair and Marie Kanker Loud VS Sportsmaster, Thunderhoof, Universe 666 Caliber, Dark Decade, Universe 666 Arc, and Universe 666 Legend Arc - Battling Another Tiamat (1983), Another Red Chromatic Dragon, Another Blue Chromatic Dragon, Another Green Chromatic Dragon, Another White Chromatic Dragon, Another Black Chromatic Dragon, Another Yost Whirlwind and Another Xaldin
Sportsmaster was next.
Sportsmaster: (to Lightning) Nico, Beast Boy's team, Xaldin's team, and the others did good Battling Another Tiamat (1983), Another Red Chromatic Dragon, Another Blue Chromatic Dragon, and Another Green Chromatic Dragon. And Another White Chromatic Dragon, Another Black Chromatic Dragon, Another Yost Whirlwind and Another Xaldin too.
Lightning: They sure did and it was so awesome! SHA-BLAM!
Ramulus: We all thought it was awesome and we had an awesome time hearing about it.
Nigel Planter: It was really cool and awesome.
Velma Green: The awesome part was finding out that the Another Tiamat was really five girls that have the power to merge into one to make a Tiamat and they are gene-slammers of the Chromatic Dragons.
Sportsmaster: Wow! That is amazing! Also is it true that the Another White Dragon was really Conjoined twins?
Sailcat: It sure was and it was strange to see and it's a mystery that they became Another White Dragon.
Deshiko: We don't know how that was possible but it's true.
Twilight Sparkle: It was a great day for all of us though.
Starshine Sparkle: It sure was.
Spyro: We all had fun.
Sportsmaster: Glad you did. Lets do it!
Lightning and team used fusions for Hermos and the sports monsters and their rider cards and they got awesome weapons and they fired waves of energy and magic and smashed them down.
Sam S.L., Autumn Blaze, Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Lapis Lazuli, Pepperdance, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Blackfire and Mewtwo VS Springfield Bullies, Technicolor Phantoms, Bert The Bashful, Salvo The Slime, Bigger Boo, and Marching Milde - Lincoln's Rescue
The Springfield Bullies were next.
Kearney: (to Sam) We heard Lincoln's rescue was in Fiesta de los Muertos.
Dolph: How was it?
Sam S.L.: It was really awesome and fun! We faced Luna's enemy Maria Riviera and she was a monster we hate!
Autumn Blaze: Yeah she was a really nasty one!
Garnet: No kidding.
Amethyst: But we defeated her and sent her back to prison with a curse.
Pearl: Yeah we sure did.
Lapis Lazuli: And she will stay there forever.
Pepperdance: (Cajun Accent) Ooowee! She sure will.
Kearney: You got that right.
Dolph: I'm guessing that since Sunset is running the Triathlon that you're filling iin for her.
Pepperdance: That's right.
Dolph: Awesome!
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) This will be so fun and cool.
Sunburn: Yes it will.
Jimbo: You got that right! Lets do it!
Sam and team used fusions for Hermos and the Cyber Dragon Monsters and their rider cards and they got awesome weapons and they fired waves of energy and fire and smashed them down.
Yang, Zipp Storm, J.P., Cyber Dragon, Number 17: Leviathan Dragon, Meteor Black Dragon, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Knight Man and Tomahawk Man VS Motor Ed, Roller Ghoster, Serpentina, Universe 666 Nega-Chin, Bomberman Gang, and Carrie Beff - Meeting a gene-slammer for Alien Overlord
Motor Ed was next.
Motor Ed: (to Yang) I heard you dudes met a gene-slammer for Alien Overlord. What's the dudette's name?
Yang: Her name is Arianna Meteodora and she is an Umbrasapien.
Zipp Storm: She is an awesome guardian angel for Lincoln.
J.P.: She sure is. And her story is awesome too.
The dragons agreed.
FLASHBACK
Nico: Yep. So, girls, what memories did you have with Lincoln, and did you have to get rough with any of his enemies along with Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan?
Ashley Lupus Foxina: Ooh, I do have one, and it also shows that I marked Lincoln and it also gave him some extra gifts.
Ashley Lupus Foxina pulled up the clip and pulled up a video and it played on the screen, and it showed Lincoln in his large orange speedo and Ashley in a crimson red two-piece bikini, and they were enjoying a day of fun in Lake Superior underneath the full moon.
Past Ashley Lupus Foxina: It sure is a beautiful night tonight.
Past Lincoln: It sure is.
Past Ashley Lupus Foxina: Lincoln, there's something I want to give you.
Suddenly, Ashley Lupus Foxina lied on top of Lincoln, then, she placed her hand on his chest and she slowly bit him, and we knew what it was: she marked him. Suddenly, we saw large white wolf ears grow on top of his head and ten extra massive and long white wolf tails grow and spread out, and now, he has eleven massive and long white wolf tails. Then, she then slowly unlatched her fangs from his neck as his neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and she also kissed the spot where she bit him. Lincoln looked in his reflection in the water and he saw what happened as a result and he was stunned.
Past Lincoln: Whoa. So, this was...?
Past Ashley Lupus Foxina: Yes, that was my gift to you.
Then, Ashley Lupus Foxina and Lincoln went back to their spot as Lincoln lied on the sand and Ashley lied on top of Lincoln, then, she placed her hand on his chest and they kissed as the video ends.
Nico: Whoa, so he...
Ashley Lupus Foxina: Yep, he got those large white wolf ears and ten massive and long extra white wolf tails due to me marking him, and I soon found out Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan conspired and put weakening chips on him to weaken their brother, so he could get killed during the early days of the team.
We gasped, and I pulled up a clip and it showed what Ashley told us, and we were horrified and really pissed off.
Nico: THOSE GODFORSAKEN BLACKHEARTED BITCHES!
Me: If I'd known they were behind that, I'd have killed them until nothing was left of those animals!
Lincoln: I can't believe those five could do this, but I shouldn't act so surprised, they'd tried to kill me too many times in the past, but their plan forever failed as the chips were destroyed for good when I underwent many transformations.
Me: That's for sure.
Arianna Metrodora: What a bunch of filthy bitches! Alright, I also have a video of one memory, and it's of my date with Lincoln at Gus' Games and Grub.
Arianna Metrodora pulled up a video and it played on the screen, and it showed Lincoln and Arianna having fun and playing the games there.
?: I WILL LITERALLY TURN INTO A HUMAN PRETZEL FOR DEFYING ME, YOU FUCKING LITTLE TWERP!
Past Arianna Metrodora: What the heck was that?!
Past Lincoln: Ugh, I'd recognize that scream of vengeance from anywhere, it's Lori, and it sounds like she's on the rampage again and she's still out for blood after what the rest of the Guardian Angels and I have done in ruining her attempts to kill me!
Arianna and Lincoln stood their ground, and they saw Lori burst in with red eyes of hate and she had a knife in her hand, and she was now out for blood.
Past Lincoln: This again, Lori! You know, this is getting old really fast, now, you've left me no choice!
Past Arianna Metrodora: No, Linky, I got this.
Lori shrieked like a banshee and came charging at them with her knife raised in the air, but Arianna Metrodora fired two powerful blasts of darkness which hit Lori, disarmed her, and she was knocked down and out, and she was tied up by Lincoln firing two red energy blasts from his massive white angel wings. Suddenly, Gohan and Krillin came out and grabbed Lori.
Gohan: Looks like we got here just in time to see you guys take down Lori.
Lincoln: You sure did, thanks, guys.
Krillin: Now, let's get her back home and let her parents deal with her. You two go back to having fun.
Gohan: Alright, Control Freak, you're coming back with us.
Then, Gohan and Krillin dragged Lori back to The Loud House to her doom.
Past Lori: YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS, YOU WORTHLESS WASTE OF FUCKING SPACE! DO YOU HEAR ME, YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING HAREM, YOU WILL ALL PAY!
Then, Gohan knocked her out by bonking her head with a mallet.
Past Lincoln: Whoa, now that was so awesome!
Past Arianna Metrodora: No one's messing with my man, especially not that stupid control freak bitch.
Arianna Metrodora and Lincoln went back to having fun, then, she placed her hand on his chest and they kissed as the video ends.
Nico: Whoa, Arianna, you kicked Lori's ass and Lincoln tied her up only for her to get dragged back to The Loud House by Gohan and Krillin, that was awesome!
Luna: That control freak messed with the darkness alien chick, and she went down hard.
Me: And Gohan and Krillin told us of what Lori tried to do to Lincoln and Arianna, and when they were done, the rest of the sisters wanted her head on a pike.
Nico: Damn!
Gohan: But, we stopped them from doing so, and we left it to Mr. and Mrs. Loud who grounded Lori for sixteen weeks, and we grabbed Lori and tossed her in a cage in her room, and Lori swore that she would get her revenge on us, but Lily changed into her Warden Lily outfit and she hit Lisa's cage with a mallet again.
Lily: Yep, and I told her to "shut up, inmate".
Krillin: And we should've told you guys this, but we were recruited by Luna as part of a squad that she'd formed. See, she was getting tired of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan trying to kill Lincoln and his harem and Guardian Angels and she didn't want Lincoln, his harem, and Guardian Angels getting put in danger by those five, so she recruited us as part of a squad she formed called The Defenders of The White-Haired Angel Hero, and she trained us in everything she knew about how she apprehended the five heartless siblings, and she trained us every day in practice drills.
Gohan: And her training paid off completely, and we were ready for our first mission. Our first one was taking down Lynn whom we found out she tried to kill Lincoln again after she'd lost yet another baseball game. We pounced on Lynn and pummeled her, and then, we tied her up, and we dragged her back to The Loud House where she got grounded and thrown in her cage again.
Luna: Yep, and I was so proud of them.
Lynn Sr.: We eventually found out from them about Luna's training school, and I was so proud of her.
Rita: Lynn couldn't stop crying when he saw it, but when Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan found out, they went ballistic and tried to kill her, but Lincoln blasted them with lightning and told them to get away from his Guardian, and he sent them running for their lives back to their rooms.
Nico: Whew, I can already guess that absolutely pissed off Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan!
Maria: Oh, it did, big time.
Alcyone Pleiades: We never took our eyes off those five bitches even when me and my sisters were dealing with Flip and Scoots. This one time, my sisters and I were walking home with Lincoln from school after we'd dealt with Lynn who was on the rampage again, when suddenly, Scoots and Flip came charging at us and they were out to kill Lincoln again.
Maia Pleiades: But, we blasted them by firing dark blue energy blasts and stars at them, and they sent those two flying into a dumpster, where they got carted off back to prison and the nuthouse.
Me: Fucked-up old goat and stupid murderous mutant cheapskate, I should've let them kill Flip and Scoots all those years ago.
Nico: But, what's done is done, Scoots is in The Black Gates, and Flip's now humiliation fodder.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Motor Ed: GEEZ! Those five dudettes were in a lot of trouble! Seriously.
Rarity: Indeed they were darlings and their dark sides got what was coming to them.
Sweetie Belle: Yeah they sure did.
Gill Grunt: No kidding.
Motor Ed: I agree there. Lets do it!
Yang and team used fusions for Timaeus and the Gemknight monsters and their rider cards and they got awesome dragons and weapons and they fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.
Tom Majors, Jared, Miranda Rodriguez, Thunder Eagle, Zyla the Faithful, Thundenix, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Air Man and Dust Man VS Whirlwind, Evil Luxord, Falkar, Carnom, Lego Red Hulk, and Universe 666 Genie Jafar - The Powerpuff Girls getting a REALLY BAD SUNBURN
Whirlwind was next.
Whirlwind: (to Tom) The Powerpuff Girls got a REALLY BAD SUNBURN! What even happened?!
Tom Major: There was a massive solar flare heading right at us and the girls stopped it and ended up getting burned and extra crispy with a bad 3rd degree sunburn.
Jared: You should have seen what happened. They were red as beets and they were in excruciating pain and they were sizzling really bad. They were in a tremendous amount of pain from it.
Miranda Rodriguez: They sure were. J.D. helped them out with some Aloe Vera gel and it healed them.
Thunder Eagle and Thundenix agreed,
Zyla: Yeah and the skin that was burned pealed off them.
Whirlwind: Boy they really got overcooked didn't they?
Fluttershy: They sure did and they were in a lot of pain. Ouch.
Tornado Bolt: They sure were.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Yeah it was really bad seeing them like that.
Stealth Elf: It sure was.
Whirlwind: That was awful. Lets do it!
Tom and team used fusions for Timaeus and the Ancient Gear Monsters and their rider cards and they got awesome dragons and weapons and they fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and energy and smashed them down.
Sarah Gunnerson, X-Squad Cyclonis, Tammy Lincolnshire, Venus Chan, Dream Girl, Sailor Krypton, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Concrete Man and Impact Man VS Koragg, Darcy, Blackbrair Thorn, Hanayaida, Daroach, and Anthrax the Terrible - Us battling Bakuryuuki
Koragg was next.
Koragg: (to Sarah) You guys battled Bakuryuuki earlier. He wasn't the best of bosses.
Sarah Gunnerson: No he wasn't. He was a total jerk that wanted his employees to work faster.
X-Squad Cyclonis: Yeah was a slimeball.
Tammy Lincolnshire: He really ruled over that building with an iron fist.
Venus Chan: But we taught him a huge lesson.
Dream Girl: I agree there. What a clod.
Sailor Krypton: Yeah he had it coming.
Applejack: J.D. really gave him a piece of his mind.
Apple Bloom: He sure did and it was awesome.
Flashwing: It sure was.
Koragg: Good. I'm glad he did. Lets do it!
Sarah and team used fusions for Hermos and the Laval Monsters and their rider cards and they got awesome weapons and they fired waves of fire and earth, rock, mud, boulders, crystal and lava and apples and smashed them down.
Megan McCallister, Shugesh, Karla Grim - Ezekiel Rage's Daughter, Sailor Mustafar, Sailor Mon Calamari, Gina Carmilla, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Pacifica Northwest and Sissi Delmas VS Living Laser, Raizen, Doll (Growl/Runark), Universe 666 Chernabog, Universe 666 Trigon-Powered Slade, and Universe 666 Arthas the Lich King - Sunset Shimmer trained super hard for this Triathlon
Living Laser was next.
Living Laser: (to Megan) Sunset Shimmer trained super hard for this Triathlon. (growls) And now, the Queen Bee girls had the nerve to barge in!
Megan McCallister: But at least we're going to make sure that J.D. and Sunset finish this race unimpeded while we hold them off.
Shugesh: Yeah that is for sure.
Karla Grim: But this triathlon is so much fun to see.
Sailor Mustafar: It sure is awesome.
Sailor Mon Calamari: It sure is and I love it.
Gina Carmilla: I agree there too.
Starlight Glimmer: It sure is fun and we're proud of Sunset and J.D. for having fun.
Cozy Glow: We all are.
Hex: It sure is awesome.
Living Laser: It's always fun and cool. Lets do it!
Megan and team used fusions for Hermos and the Vampire monsters and their rider cards and they got awesome weapons and they fired waves of skulls, magic, stars, lightning, blood and bones and smashed them down.
Gia Moran, Jean Bison, Azuki Shinatsu, Inaho Kushiya, Yatsuno Himehani, Aki, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Bad Juju and Wolfgang VS Bonz, Beany the Braindead Bison, Santa and Mrs. Claus the vampires, Nuns (Billy and Mandy), Jake Steele/Fred Flintstone, and Daisy the Plant Monster - Sunset Shimmer is doing amazingly well
Bonz was next.
Bonz: (to Gia) Sunset Shimmer is doing amazingly well. She should be proud.
Gia: We all are very proud of her.
Jean Bison: Boy she and J.D. did great racing in this and we're really proud of them.
Azuki Shinatsu: It was so awesome.
Inaho: We all were amazed seeing them race like this.
Yatsuno: We sure were.
Aki: I thought it was awesome too.
Pinkie Pie: This was the best race EVER!
Maud Pie: (monotonously) It was a really amusing race to see though.
Featherweight: I thought it was fun too.
Sprocket: You got that right.
Bonz: I agree on all that. Lets do it!
Gia: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! STAR FORCE 5!
She turned into the Yellow Fiveman!
Gia and team used fusions for Hermos and the Tiger Monsters and their rider cards and they got awesome weapons and they fired waves of metal, lightning, gears and energy and smashed them down.
Onewa, Adagio Dazzle, Rena, Zoey Drake, Rebecca Hawkins, Mai Valentine, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Thrust and Starscream VS KGBeast, Muggshot, Cataclysma, Bling Bling Boy, Señor Cayenne, and Lorelei - Sunset Shimmer is doing a great job
KGBeast was next.
KGBeast: (to Onewa) (Russian Accent) Sunset Shimmer is doing a great job. She might even win.
Onewa: Oh we know that she will win. J.D. and Sunset both will win. It will be awesome.
Adagio Dazzle: I'm rooting for J.D. and it will be awesome.
Rena: It sure will be awesome.
Zoey Drake: I'll say and it will be cool.
Rebecca Hawkins: Yes it sure will be.
Mai Valentine: Yes it will be fun and cool.
Princess Celestia: I agree too. I know they well win.
King Solar: We're really excited for them.
Solar Eclipsa: You got that right.
Amber Morning: It will be fun.
Spotlight: Yes it sure will be awesome.
KGBeast: Indeed comrades. Lets do it!
Onewa and team used fusions for Hermos and the Fire Fist monsters and their rider cards and they got awesome weapons and they fired waves of fire and light and smashed them down.
Ash Ketchum & Pikachu, Catherine Lancaster, Kamen Rider Espada, Kamen Rider Sabela, Kamen Rider Falchion, Kamen Rider Durendal, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Spring Man and Slash Man VS See-More, Rainbow Raider, Altar Zodiarts, Chameleon Zodiarts, Sagittarius Zodiarts, and Orion Zodiarts - The Queen Bees Are going to pay for everything they did
See-More was next.
See More: (to Ash) The Queen Bees Are going to pay for everything they did. How many are there again?
Ash Ketchum: The Legion of The Lincoln Haters and they are responsible.
Catherine Lancaster: (British Accent) Those menace girls are nothing but trouble.
Kamen Rider Espada: They sure are.
Kamen Rider Sabela: They all need to be destroyed forever.
Kamen Rider Falchion: They sure do.
Kamen Rider Durendal: That is for sure and they need to be destroyed forever.
Princess Luna: I agree there.
Moondust: What a bunch of evil heartless monsters.
Snowdrop: No kidding. They are pure evil.
Gari: Yeah no kidding.
Blackout: And they will pay for everything.
See-More: You got that right. Lets do it!
Ash and team used fusions for Hermos and they Eye monsters and their rider cards and they got awesome weapons and fired waves of darkness and lightning and smashed them down.
Ninja Steel Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Gaim Riders, May, Varie, Camie, Cassidy, Eli, Cassidy, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Badpipes.
Badpipes was next.
Badpipes: Boy this is an awesome race.
May: It sure is and it was awesome seeing Sunset and J.D. in it too.
Varie: I agree too and it was awesome.
Camie: I agree too.
Cassidy: We're excited with this.
Badpipes: This was awesome too. Lets do it!
May teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of Vengeful Queen Bees, these are a massive collection of hand cannon Blasters: for the boys, modelled after Mario's Lightning Shark, and for the girls, modelled after Rabbid Peach's Fuchsia Fury, but the color schemes are red and gold with the Anti Queen-Bee symbol on the side with red gems on top of the blasters, and when we use these, those queen bee bitches are so in for one nasty surprise.
She teleported back with them.
Ninja Steel Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! POWER STARS! LOCK IN! READY! NINJA SPIN!
They transformed.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! NINJA STEEL!
They turned into the Ninja Steel Rangers.
Gaim Riders: HENSHIN!
The Gaim Riders transformed!
May: Lets get him!
Ninja Steel Rangers: NINJA FINAL STRIKE!
May and group fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Badpipes and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
May: YEAH! Badpipes you have failed this city!
Troy: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
Everyone regrouped!
Gia: You skanks aren't getting near J.D. and Sunset!
Tsukasa: Not if we have anything to say about it!
Kamen Ride: Japanese Turbo Red!
Kamen Ride: Japanese Turbo Blue!
Kamen Ride: Japanese Turbo Black!
Kamen Ride: Japanese Turbo Yellow!
Kamen Ride: Japanese Turbo Pink!
Tsukasa turned into Turbo Red and Daiki summoned clones of the Japanese Turbo Rangers.
Maria: (Turns Dial) MACHINES ARE HERE TO STAY!
She summoned Number 7 and her team! IT had Number 7, Live Action Sentinel Prime, Konako Haizono, NES MechaGodzilla, Don, Squidward Robot, Mekanorimon, Lightning Bot, Metal Knuckles, and Gunman Mask from Gorenger.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! RACE FORCE!
They turned into the Turborangers!
Qin: Lets get them!
They went at the bitches! Blasted and smashed and pulverized the bitches.
Ninren, Maxxor, Nivenna, Kelvedran, Clodor, and Staluk blasted and smashed them.
Slipstream, Air Raid, Rose and Lily Valley used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Slipstream's weapons, Air Raid's torque rifle and Rose and Lily Valley's powers 100-fold.
Lily Valley and Slipstream: FURY LILY BLAST!
Air Raid and Rose: ROSE FLOWER BLAST!
Fire Guardian Burn and Heat Wave: FIRE BURN BLAST!
Farts of Wind and Stinky Butt: FARTS OF WIND BLAST!
Chthonian Hellfire and Titanium Toenail: CHTHONIAN HELLFIRE BLAST!
Aquaman Atlantis Might and Melter: AQUA ATLANTIS BLAST!
Mountain Demon Pancakes and Po Kong: MOUNTAIN DEMON PANCAKES BLAST!
Supernoob Power and Touch & Go: SUPERNOOB BLAST WAVE!
Hulk Smash Force and Dark Turtles: HULK SMASH FORCE BLAST!
Chemical of Nature and U-Foes: CHEMICAL OF NATURE BLAST!
Arrows of the 61st Century and Abra-Kadabra: ARROWS OF THE 61ST CENTURY BLAST!
Volcanic Fire Lightning Force and Larxene: VOLCANIC LIGHTNING BLAST!
Rainbow Dash, Storm Rainbow, Prism Bolt, Icy Storm, Overcast, Thunder Eagle-Hammer, Jessica Jumpstart, Air Turtle, Sharp Claws, Silverwing, Sky Blue, Lightning Dust, Scootaloo, Echo Five, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Tornado Bolt, Rumble, Magma Gloom, Spitfire, Vapor Trail, Sky Stinger, Angel Wings, Soarin, Night Glider, Wind Socks, Cloudkicker, Blossomforth, Thunderlane, Cloud Chaser, Daring Do, Derpy Hooves, Flash Magnus, Indigo Zap, Lightning Bolt, Lemon Zest, Lemon Tart, Sour Sweet, Split Face, Sunny Flare, Fire Light, Sugarcoat, Smartsweet, Frosty Orange, Velvet Sky, Smolder the Dragon, Air Skylanders and Françoise: LIGHTNING STRIKE OF LOYALTY!
They fired waves of energy and lightning!
Rainbow Dash, Nico, Eli, Lola and Lana: RAINBOW FURY BLAST!
They fired waves of rainbows and energy.
Lincoln: SPORTS ELEMENT STYLE: SOCCER!
Jessica Kaios: SPORTS FIRE STYLE: TENNIS!
Yuna Kamihara: SPORTS WATER STYLE: SURFING!
Toph: SPORTS EARTH STYLE: FOOTBALL!
Chie Satonaka: SPORTS WIND STYLE: BASEBALL!
Sari Sumdac: SPORTS LIGHTNING STYLE: BASKETBALL!
Shantae: SPORTS MAGIC STYLE: ARCHERY!
Akko: SPORTS STAR STYLE: QUIDDITCH!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said sports.
Lincoln and his harem: SPORTS FINAL SMASH: SPORTS BLAST!
They fired a barrage of ki blasts based on sports and the blasts all smashed the girls down.
Me and Sunset got close to the finish!
Katherine Mulligan: And here come the winners of the Triathlon! It's J.D. Knudson and Sunset Shimmer!
EVERYONE EXPLODED INTO LOUD CHEERS AND APPLAUSE!
Nico: THEY DID IT! THEY WON!
Queen Bee: YOU WILL ALL DIE IF IT'S THE LAST THING WE EVER DO! THIS IS FOR ALL THOSE YOU LOSERS HAVE SENT TO PRISON!
The queen bees came charging right at us in a murderous fury and extremely murderous rage.
Lincoln: You're right, it's going to be the last thing you all ever do because every last one of you will be joining your fellow queen bees as gold statues for eternity.
Lincoln spread his massive white angel wings and he was surrounded by gold energy, and his white angel wings fired a massive barrage of gold energy, and they hit the charging queen bees, and all of them were turned into gold statues for eternity.
Nico: Adios and good riddance, bitches!
Nico beamed all of them to The Charon Prison for Queen Bees where they'll stay there for eternity.
Sunset Shimmer: That was an awesome job well done, Linky.
Sunset Shimmer went up to Lincoln and kissed him on the lips and he returned it.
Lincoln: Now, there's only one last thing to do, and one last loose end to tie up: Caitlin Hudson.
?: LINCOLN LOUD, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU FOR GETTING US EXPELLED FIVE YEARS AGO, YOU WHITE-HAIRED FREAK!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large search pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the ten coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the ten large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln: Oh great, I knew there's no mistaking that foul mouth from anywhere, you just don't know when to call it quits, do you, Caitlin Hudson?
We saw a girl with black hair, red eyes, and dressed in a black coat, white blouse, black pants, and black knee-high boots heading our way on a motorcycle, it was Caitlin Hudson of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, but we also saw Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson, who's already falling into madness heading here as well.
Selene Arcangela: Oh great, that monster bitch's also got Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson with her.
Lincoln: If they think I'm going to take that lying down, they've got another thing coming.
Lincoln fired magnetic blasts at the motorcycles and destroyed them and that sent the Legion of The Lincoln Haters flying off the destroyed motorcycles, and when they got back up and saw Lincoln, they were now absolutely pissed off.
Caitlin Hudson: You ruined everything, Lincoln Loud! We had every last loser cowering in fear before us, but you...! YOU JUST HAD TO PLAY THE HERO AND RUIN OUR REIGN!
Brianna Grayson: And what you fucking did in killing our dads and ruining my constant desires for revenge..., THAT WAS THE LAST STRAW THAT BROKE OUR FUCKING BACKS! KILL THEM ALL! LEAVE NONE OF THEM ALIVE!
But, before Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson could get after us, Lincoln trapped them in a rainbow energy field.
Alana Cameron: WHAT THE FUCK?! HE TRAPPED US INSIDE THIS AGAIN! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, LINCOLN!
Lincoln: Cry me a river!
Maria: You tell her, Lincoln! (Flips Middle Finger) And up yours, bitch!
Qin: They're just as, if not even worse, than Audrey Madison, and she was a heartless, sick, twisted, good-for-nothing, murderous slut!
Me: And they're still as stupid and murderous as ever.
Joy: Yes, but this'll make sure they finally get our point.
Suddenly, Joy's eyes turned neon pink and she was surrounded by a pink and white energy aura with stars, water, ocean waves, and phoenixes, and as she approached Caitlin Hudson, she left pink and white energy, stars, water, ocean waves, and phoenixes with every step.
Joy: I can't believe that you'd break out one day to get revenge on Lincoln for something that was entirely your fault, Caitlin Hudson, and the same goes with the rest of the monster bitches inside the energy field. You think that now that you and the rest of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters have broken free you can just waltz in here and try and kill Lincoln, we're not standing for it. You've already put the final nail in your coffin, and now, it's time for you to die.
Suddenly, Joy was surrounded by a massive vortex of pink and white energy with stars, water, ocean waves, and lights, and surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes flying around the vortexes, and in the vortex is a pink phoenix with red eyes glaring at Caitlin Hudson: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Joy emerged, but she was changed forever.
Joy grew to 7'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has pink and purple highlights in the bangs of her long black hair put in pigtails, she has neon pink eyes and a pink and white energy aura with stars, water, ocean waves, lights, and phoenixes surrounding her, she has a phoenix and dragon emblazoned on her forehead with Third Eye with pink iris, she has on phoenix earrings with pink gems for eyes and holding the Water and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has a dragon with pink gems for eyes and holding the Water and Eternity Kanjis in the claws on the bottom of her yellow dragon-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with pink crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and pink gems embedded on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Joy has on a long-sleeved pink sweater, purple skirt, pink socks, dark purple slip-on shoes, she has on large gold metal bands with pink gems on her biceps and thighs, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, water, ocean waves, and phoenixes on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix and dragon surrounded by water, ocean waves, and stars. Suddenly, Joy felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive black angel wings with pink and purple tips on the feathers grew and sprouted out from her back, and she now has eleven massive and long black wolf tails with pink tips and purple markings, Joy has on her Ring of the Phoenix with pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Joy's newly forged greatswords and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of yellow and white energy, stars, water, ocean waves, and phoenixes, and when it emerged, it transformed into Gabby's Eternal Cosmic Storm Oceanic Maelstrom Fury Greatsword of Eternal Cosmic Oceanic Maelstrom Phoenix Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded purple gems and pink etchings and a dragon and phoenix etched on the 7'3" massive, wide, double-edged purple blade, large pink dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with purple gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large pink phoenix heads with purple gems for eyes and in their mouths and a large purple dragon head with a pink gem in its mouth below the large phoenix heads for the pommel. Joy has on her new Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with pink gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left bracer, her new gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with pink gems for eyes and a large purple gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a pink kanji below the dragon and phoenix that said, "Joy, Best Friend of Girl Jordan and Many, Despiser of Killjoy Huggins, Dark Chandler and His Minions, And The Rest of Lincoln's Enemies, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of Caitlin Hudson of The Legion of The Lincoln Haters, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Water, Ocean Waves, Stars, and Phoenixes"
ジョイ、ガール・ジョーダンとメニーの親友、キルジョイ・ハギンズの軽蔑者、ダーク・チャンドラーと彼の手先、そしてリンカーンの敵の残り、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、ケイトリン・ハドソンの破壊者、リンカーン・ヘイターズ軍団の破壊者、破壊者とスレイヤー極悪、狂乱、殺戮、冷酷、サディスティックなろくでなし、凄まじく力強い教師の凄まじく力強い教え子、水、海の波、星、鳳凰の達人
Joy has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DRAGON-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE OCEANIC MAELSTROM ETERNAL COSMIC OCEANIC MAELSTROM STAR DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE OCEANIC MAELSTROM ETERNAL COSMIC OCEANIC MAELSTROM STAR DRAGON PHOENIX JUSTICE AND DIVINE OCEANIC MAELSTROM ETERNAL COSMIC OCEANIC MAELSTROM STAR DRAGON PHOENIX LOVE!
We were amazed by Joy's Super Angel-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Caitlin Hudson saw it, she went fucking crazy and she got out her machine gun to fire at Joy, but Joy fired a barrage of pink and white energy blasts with stars, water, ocean waves, dragons, and phoenixes at Caitlin Hudson and it sent her flying into a tree back first, she got back up and she ran at Joy again with a knife she got out, but she disarmed Caitlin Hudson by firing water blasts which hit her and sent her flying into another tree, she got back up, but now, she was mega pissed off!
Girl Jordan: WHOA!
Nico: That's really awesome!
Me: You said it, Joy's transformed into her Super Angel-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and she really put the hurt on that monster bitch.
Lincoln: Caitlin Hudson has been asking for this for a long time, and what better way to administer her final judgement than right in front of the other members of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters.
Joy: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Cosmic Oceanic Maelstrom Star Dragon Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Oceanic Maelstrom Star Dragon Phoenix Love) You got that right. Now, let's rip her apart, Linky.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Hope, and he joined Joy.
Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You and the others have caused more than enough grief and trouble to everyone in Michigan for too long, Caitlin Hudson. We've made the right choice getting you all expelled and put in prison five years ago, but you know what, prison's too good for any of you. Now, we're going to fix that and do what should've been done to you years ago.
Joy and Lincoln went after Caitlin Hudson who went extremely ballistic and continued firing at them, but they dodged the bullets, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, pink and white energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Caitlin Hudson and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her, and they attacked her with their massive greatswords leaving scars on her, and Lincoln left many more with his claws and he and Joy attacked her with punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they were really, really, really pissing off her off now and driving her even more ballistic.
Just then, Caitlin Hudson got out a second machine gun, but Lincoln put up a rainbow energy shield around him, Joy, and all of us, and she started shooting like crazy and also laughing like a deranged bitch, but the bullets were getting bounced off the energy shield. Suddenly, the machine guns ran out of bullets and Caitlin Hudson's deranged laughter died down and she was really fucked now.
Me: Hah! You're out of bullets, bitch, and you know what that means!
Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) (Smirks) You're shit out of luck!
Lincoln grabbed Caitlin Hudson by the neck and he tossed her into the air, and Lincoln and Joy fired a powerful barrage of energy balls with water, ocean waves, stars, quintessence, elemental forces, and mythological animals, and as they hit Caitlin Hudson, they exploded with incredible power and she was killed in the explosions, and that angered the rest of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters. Then, Caitlin Hudson's spirit appeared, and she was still incensed with anger and fury.
Caitlin Hudson: You think you've won?! I'LL RETURN ONE DAY AND KILL YOU ALL!
Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) No, you're done and this time forever, Caitlin Hudson. Give my regards to your lowlife dad when you see him.
Lincoln summoned the spirits of Caitlin Hudson's victims from the past who seized her, and then, he drew the Judgement Kanji on her forehead, and she was found guilty for her crimes, and she was fading away from existence.
Caitlin Hudson: NO! NO! DAMN YOU, LINCOLN LOUD, DAMN YOU ALL, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM! DAMN YOU ALL TO (FADES AWAY)
We cheered wildly for Joy and Lincoln holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Joy's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, and eleven massive and long black wolf tails, and massive black angel wings are permanent.
Then, the rainbow energy field Lincoln put up to keep Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson inside went down, and they ran up to the dead remains of Caitlin Hudson. Then, they looked at Lincoln and they were absolutely really seething with rage!
Brianna Greyson: You're going to pay for this, Lincoln Loud! YOU FUCKING FREAK! KILL HIM! KILL THE FUCKER! LEAVE NONE OF THEM ALIVE! (LAUGHING INSANELY)
Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson ran at Lincoln with knives drawn, only for them to get disarmed and pushed back by Zhang Liao.
Zhang Liao: This fight is over. Now, if you and your friends have any pride left, you will leave right now, Brianna.
Suddenly, the sound of police sirens were heard, and being the criminals they were, they knew they were in huge trouble!
Brianna Greyson: (ENRAGED SCREECHING) This isn't over, Lincoln Loud! And mark my words, you will also pay for getting in our way, Zhang Liao.
Then, Ava Parker, Alana Cameron, and Brianna Greyson ran off, but not before they gave us the finger, and me and Nico retaliated by giving them the finger and it drove them mad as they ran off.
Nico: Yeah, up yours too, bitch!
Juniper Lee: What a bunch of wusses.
Joy: We've taken another one down so far, and now, we got three more to go. Thanks for helping me destroy Caitlin Hudson, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Joy.
Suddenly, Joy wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Joy's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, and Angel flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces, ocean waves, and water behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Joy absorbed the water and ocean waves and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Nico: Whoa, now that's what I call a dose of maelstrom justice. Lincoln, Joy, you two did really awesome in teaching that monster bitch, Caitlin Hudson, a lesson and pissing off the rest of those monster bitches.
Lincoln: Thanks, Nico, but we're already fast approaching the end of The War Against The Legion.
Me: You said it.
Lincoln: And for tomorrow, the next member of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters that's going to show her face is Ava Parker, which means you and I are up next, Rachel.
Rachel: Yes, we'll make her pay for all of her crimes in full.
Lincoln: But we've also got to keep an eye out, The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters are bound to send hired thugs after us.
Nico: We'll be ready for them since we've been dealing with hired thugs hired by our resident jerks to kill us, which always end with you killing them by sucking out their blood and pissing Flip and the other jerks off, and now because of what Zhang Liao had done in pushing them back and sending them running, now she's already threatened Wei in her state of insanity.
Lincoln: She's already losing it one after another, and to now make threats at The Three Kingdoms, that's something I will never tolerate, and now, I'll see to it that Brianna will suffer even more before she dies.
Nico: You got that right, Lincoln. So, which Alien Gene-Slammer are you meeting on your rescue tomorrow?
Lincoln: Good question, Nico. Oh, I have an idea, how about a Gene-Slammer for Alien Ammonite, Alien Dog, Alien Grey, Alien Kid, Alien Shocktrooper M-Frame, and Alien Stealthbuster.
Selina Almenara: (Gasps) That's awesome, Linky, and there's only one person we know who'd be Gene-Slammed into Alien Ammonite, Alien Dog, Alien Grey, Alien Kid, Alien Shocktrooper M-Frame, and Alien Stealthbuster: Roxanne Lucius, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and one super sexy and super beautiful girl who's also a very strong and powerful warrior and tactician with incredibly strong cosmic light powers, and immortality, and here's the really really surprising part: Roxanne Lucius' known as a Lumasapien, an alien from the planet Lucius, a planet of eternal light in the Virgo Supercluster.
We gasped.
Shanan: I've heard of them, they're a really powerful race of warriors who've defended their planet from invaders for countless eons, they look human in appearance, but what marks them out is that they have white hair, golden yellow eyes, and white angel wings. Their true form is really beautiful, they have gold yellow sclera and they have yellow sun tattoos covering their hands and forearms and feet, and the clothes they have on transforms into a yellow sun-themed two-piece bikini, which is their real outfit, and like the Pyrosapiens, Hydrosapiens, Umbrasapiens, and Aerosapiens, they also have quite an extremely powerful sexual drive.
Nico: And Lincoln also has an Lumasapien as one of his many Guardian Angels?! Oh, I hope she kept herself under control.
Luna: Don't worry, dude, she, like Selina, Marina, Adreana, Lenora, and Arianna, has controlled herself, especially with me, Leni, and Mom watching her.
Nico: Whew.
Shanan: And just like the Pyrosapiens, Hydrosapiens, Umbrasapiens, and Aerosapiens, they have a very powerful desire find a mate who is not only very strong, powerful, and very intelligent, but that mate also has a kind heart, brave, bold, noble, courageous, and who always helps those in need.
Selene Emperyous: And for Roxanne, the one who fit that role was Lincoln.
Mana Mystictree: Plus, she and Lincoln have more than once engaged in their fair shares of making out and kissing.
Me: And trust me, we've seen it more than once, and it always ends with Lincoln getting his entire face covered in kisses, his face red with passion, steam whistling from his ears, and hearts in his eyes. But now that Lincoln's gotten older, I just know she's going to want to take it much further.
Lincoln: I already know, but I'm ready. Plus, you'll love hearing this part, Nicole: she hates perverts with the same vengeance as you, and she doesn't need to use sexual wiles to rat them out, she can sense it by looking into their auras, and when she finds that out, she unleashes pure hell upon them by firing waves of light at them, and she also makes her threats clear, if she sees any single person trying to peek at her, she'll incinerate them and scatter their ashes to the wind.
Nicole: Oof, now that's just really brutal.
Luna: And if she dares to find out someone's hurting our bro, she'll send them to her home planet to be brutally massacred and incinerated and their ashes scattered to the winds, and that threat's been sent to Flip, Scoots, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies, and that also included Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they stepped out of line.
Selina Almenara: I've seen how brutal Lumasapiens are when it comes to dealing with evil villains.
Koragg: Congratulations on winning, J.D.
Living Laser: Sunset deserves some congratulations too.
Me: We both crossed the finish line at the same time. So it was really awesome.
Sunset Shimmer: But great job dealing with those girls.
Bonz: And those bitches got what they deserve.
KGBeast: Serves them right for trying to disrupt this.
Me: Yep.
See More: So... what's the prize?
Me and Sunset held up an awesome and cool Trophy in the shape of Gotham Royal York and it was made of emerald crystal and it had jewels in it.
Nico: Cool!
Xenia: Awesome race!
Me: And we got checks for $100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00
Nico: WHOA! That's a lot of money.
Xenia: Yeah!
Nico: Great job guys and great job today everyone. We had a really awesome day.
Eli: We sure did.
Lola: (To the viewers) Races are fun but not when people interrupt them.
Me: Nope.
We went back to the estate and me and Sunset were resting our legs and we enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome fanfic done.
This was a fun triathlon.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.
For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Xiao Fung, Evil Wing Man, Yost Shocker, Princess Ophiuchus, Fatality and Mylene Farrow as well as Ulrich, Blossomforth, Selene Tutankhamen, Cere Cere, Fenix And Vapwhirl and we're going to the forest and look at all the beautiful nature. And we're going to find a girl that I know that went through a nightmare. Her story is immensely dark. Also we're going to battle Another Evil Wing Man and Another Xiao Fung. And we're going to meet a Vivillon gene-slammer named Vivian Papillon and she is a rainbow elemental fairy and she has elemental powers.
The next match-up in The War Against The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters is Rachel and Lincoln VS. Ava Parker
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to El Paso, Texas, and we got major-league bad news: an evil and deranged girl named Layla Manson is running loose, she may seem sweet and demure, but that hides the true Layla Manson: she's a heartless, remorseless, evil, sadistic, deranged monster with an utter disregard for all life and with oceans of innocent blood on her hand and who desires to see the world burn and to see all heroes and villains honorable and dishonorable die along with all life on Earth and the universes beyond, and she wants to kill Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Lincoln in particular. See, for years, Layla Manson had terrorized Carthage by causing arsons, property damage, assaulting people, robbing banks, and even worse, killing innocent people, and she also terrorized the school system, this Queen Bee monster bullied and tortured the students and teachers, and not even the cops could even stop her. Plus, no one was able to stand up to them at all because she's also the daughter of Charles Manson, and she's been on the watch list of The FBI for multiple counts of violent assaults and bank robberies across the country for years, along with multiple counts of rape, murder, drug trafficking, fraud, and money laundering. But, her reign of terror eventually came to an end thanks to Drakus, who stood up to her, and thanks to the additional help from the X-Squad, Layla Manson was expelled for her crimes long ago and sent to prison, and she swore she'd get their revenge on Drakus for getting her expelled, and she saw that Lincoln would be tough to kill. Now, years later, she's broken out of prison, and they want revenge on Drakus for getting them expelled. But, Drakus, the X-Squad, and Team Loud Phoenix Storm aren't going to let her do so, and she crossed the line when she killed innocent people during her rampage throughout Carthage: in other words, she crossed The Moral Event Horizon Line, and has absolute zero remorse for the crimes she committed and for the lives she's taken. So, we're not letting this bitch get away with her bloodsoaked revenge, and after we get her on her last legs, Drakus is going to be given the pleasure of pulling pieces of Layla Manson's flesh off with super red hot pincers tomorrow on Lincoln's rescue, and even rip out her tongue, gouge out her eyes, and tear out her teeth, before he sends her to The Black Gates for good. And we're going to meet the next Alien Gene-Slammer, her name is Roxanne Lucius, Gene-Slammer of Alien Ammonite, Alien Dog, Alien Grey, Alien Kid, Alien Shocktrooper M-Frame, and Alien Stealthbuster: Roxanne Lucius, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and one super sexy and super beautiful girl who's also a very strong and powerful warrior and tactician with incredibly strong cosmic light powers, and immortality, and here's the really really surprising part: Roxanne Lucius' known as a Lumasapien, an alien from the planet Lucius, a planet of eternal light in the Virgo Supercluster, they're a really powerful race of warriors who've defended their planet from invaders for countless eons, they look human in appearance, but what marks them out is that they have white hair, golden yellow eyes, and white angel wings. Their true form is really beautiful, they have gold yellow sclera and they have yellow sun tattoos covering their hands and forearms and feet, and the clothes they have on transforms into a yellow sun-themed two-piece bikini, which is their real outfit, and like the Pyrosapiens, Hydrosapiens, Umbrasapiens, and Aerosapiens, they also have quite an extremely powerful sexual drive, and just like the Pyrosapiens, Hydrosapiens, Umbrasapiens, and Aerosapiens, they have a very powerful desire find a mate who is not only very strong, powerful, and very intelligent, but that mate also has a kind heart, brave, bold, noble, courageous, and who always helps those in need, and for Roxanne, the one who fit that role was Lincoln, and she and Lincoln have more than once engaged in their fair shares of making out and kissing, and more than once, it always ends with Lincoln getting his entire face covered in kisses, his face red with passion, steam whistling from his ears, and hearts in his eyes. But now that Lincoln's gotten older, he knows she's going to want to take it much further, but he's ready. Plus, she hates perverts with the same vengeance as Nicole, and she doesn't need to use sexual wiles to rat them out, she can sense it by looking into their auras, and when she finds that out, she unleashes pure hell upon them by firing waves of light at them, and she also makes her threats clear, if she sees any single person trying to peek at her, she'll incinerate them and scatter their ashes to the wind, and if she dares to find out someone's hurting Lincoln, she'll send them to her home planet to be brutally massacred and incinerated and their ashes scattered to the winds, and that threat's been sent to Flip, Scoots, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies, and that also included Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they stepped out of line.
This will be a strange one as we meet a Bizarro clone of Nico and this will be a crazy one. Nicozarro is his name and this will be a really crazy one.
See you next time.
