This is a chapter where we meet the Bizarro Clone of Nico


Walking through the beautiful forests of Bambi's forest was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Xiao Fung, Evil Wing Man, Yost Shocker, Princess Ophiuchus, Fatality and Mylene Farrow as well as Ulrich, Blossomforth, Selene Tutankhamen, Cere Cere, Fenix And Vapwhirl and it was a really beautiful and gorgeous day. The flowers were in bloom, the trees were full of life, the birds were singing and the animals were all having fun.

Me: (Inhales) Ahh! It's so beautiful out here.

Qin: Boy it sure is and it's a gorgeous day!

Fluttershy: It's so magical out here. I love the tranquility of nature.

Fluttershy was loving it and talking to the birds and animals.

Qin: It's so awesome out here.

Toru: It sure is.

Tsuyu: I'll say.

Nico: Yeah it sure is.

Xiao Fung: I agree there too.

Nico: Ulrich, I want to thank you, Xiao Fung, and your teams for coming.

Ulrich: No problem Nico. I am excited for this one.

Brynja: (Icelandic Accent) It's awesome having you with us Ulrich.

Ulrich: It sure is Brynja.

Sissi: We're all excited for this.

Nico: Blossomforth, what do you like to do in your free time?

Blossomforth: Well that is a really good question. I like working in my family's flower shop. We plant flowers on the ground and it's great.

Qin: That's awesome Blossomforth.

Xenia: It sure is.

Sunset Shimmer: I think that's a great job for you.

Blossomforth: It sure is. Even though I help with the clouds and the weather it's fun.

Nico: That's cool.

Lola: Yep.

Nico: Nothing wrong with doing both.

Me: No there isn't.

Blossomforth: That's true and I'm happy for it.

Me: Me too.

Varie: Yeah.

Camie: Boy yesterday was a really awesome and great race.

Sunset Shimmer: Boy it sure was!

Me: Man we had a lot of fun. We never ran that much before.

Lola: That was really awesome!

Nico: You and Sunset should be proud, J.D.

Me: Oh we are.

Sunset Shimmer: We sure did an awesome race.

Me: You got that right! High Five.

CLAP!

Me and Sunset Shimmer and I high five!

Me: We make an awesome team Sunset.

Lincoln: You sure do.

Rainbow Dash: That was so awesome though!

Nico: Yeah!

Camie: That was one of the most fun races ever.

Nico: Those Queen Bee bitches tried to ruin it!

Eli: They sure did but at least we made sure that they were stopped.

Lola: Yeah no kidding.

Xenia: Thank goodness.

Camie: They just can't take a hint.

Varie: Those bitches.

Nico: No kidding. But I'm glad they are back in prison where they belong.

Sissi: They sure deserve to be locked up forever.

Nico: And you guys won a good prize.

Me: Yep. And the best part is that all that training me and Sunset did really paid off.

Sunset Shimmer: It sure did.

Qin: That was so fun!

Sunny Starscout: I thought it was awesome how you 2 did.

Zipp Storm: And it was awesome going through all those obstacle courses.

Camie: Those were fun and thrashing those criminals was awesome!

Lola: Yeah it was!

Nico: Hang on. I don't think we're alone here.

Me: What makes you say that?

Nico: Listen.

We heard something and it sounded like someone crying.

Me: Sounds like someone crying.

Qin: It's coming from there.

We went over and in a clearing we saw a girl and she had blond hair and had green clothes that were torn up and she had a baby bump and no shoes. The birds and animals were comforting her. She was crying really hard.

Me: (GASP) Oh my god Emily Zhuqiao!

We went over and she lifted her face and saw me.

Me: Emily are you okay?

Emily Zhuqiao: (Sniffles) J.D.? Is that you?

Me: Yeah it's me.

Her eyes welled up with tears and they she hugged me and cried hard and was wailing hard!

Qin: Oh man.

Nico: What happened?

Me: It's okay Em. It's okay.

Laney: She is really a mess.

Varie looked her over.

Varie: Someone really beat her up bad. These injuries are terrible.

Nico: To all the animals who comforted her, you can come with us.

Fluttershy: They will love that.

Me: Emily calm down now. Calm down.

Nico: What happened to you?

Varie was healing her up.

Varie: Who did this to you?

Emily Zhuqiao: (Sniffles) My evil stepbrother. He has always hated me since the day his mother married my dad. And he did something really horrible. He killed my dad and he… he… HE RAPED ME!

WE GASPED!

I comforted her.

Nico then was growling with rage!

May: Uhh Nico are you okay?

Nico: THAT SON OF A BITCH!

Applejack: Why that dirty monster rotten apple!

Me: Kill that asshole Nico.

Nico teleported to Emily's house and came back with him!

Me: Ryan Zhuqiao you are in big trouble.

Camie: You are going to pay for your crimes.

Nico got out a crowbar and started beating him with it.

Lola came and she got out a frying pan and was bashing him all over with it!

BLANG BANG SMASH WHAM BLANG BANG SMASH WHAM!

They bashed his brains and smashed his skull in!

Nico then ripped his manhood off!

RIP!

HE SCREAMED IN PAIN!

Eli: TORTURE THAT SON OF A BITCH!

Nico: You know what? I'm ending him now.

Nico then fired a wave of radiation at him and like with Sarah Connor in her nightmare he bursted into flames and screamed in excruciating pain as he was burning and then Nico fired a shockwave blast and blasted him until he was nothing but a skeleton! HE WAS NOTHING BUT BONES!

Qin: GEEZ!

Lola: BRUTAL!

Varie: YIKES!

Me: Fitting for him.

Emily hugged me.

Emily Zhuqiao: Thank you.

Sakura Knudson: Boy Nico REALLY HATES Rapists with a vengeance.

Nico: I don't just hate them. I ABSOLUTELY DESPISE AND LOATHE THEM and they all deserve the worst forms of torture EVER.

May: YOU SAID IT!

Nico: Alright, Eli. You can sense for Swartz's creations now.

Eli: All right. We have Another Marluxia, Another Universe 666 Live Action Megatron, Another Tomura Shigaraki, Another Dabi, Another M.O.E. Himiko, Another Evil Wing Man and Another Xiao Fung.

Me: Whoa! This will be interesting.

Fluttershy: It sure will be.

Lola: Yeah!

Laney: I have a feeling the Another Marluxia is the gene-slammer for Marluxia. Better call in Layla Williams.

Maria: I'll call in Layla then.

Maria did so.

Layla came.

Layla Williams: Oh hey guys.

Me: Hey Layla.

Layla Williams: Didn't you guys do Another Marluxia already?

Me: We did but this is a gene-slammer for Marluxia that was made into Another Marluxia.

Layla Williams: That sounds a little redundant don't you think?

Me: It sure does.

We saw a huge flower popped out.

Nico: There she is.

We saw it bloom and out came ANOTHER MARLUXIA 2! But she had a pink coat like Xemnas.

Layla Williams: Boy this will be interesting. And the pink coat looks so much better on you than a black one.

Qin: Yeah.

Another Marluxia 2: (In a girls voice) That is a true statement.

Me: That voice!

She reverted back and was a girl with pink hair and pink eyes and had a pink and black clothes and she had pink angel wings and had the kanji for Flower in the middle of her forehead and on her skirt was the kanji for Graceful Assassin of Flowers. She had Marluxia's scythe in her hand.

Me: (GASP) Maggie Marluxia!

Layla Williams: Wow! That is awesome!

Maggie Marluxia: Awesome to see you again J.D.

Me: Same here.

Layla Williams: I hope this is the last Another Marluxia.

Maggie Marluxia: Don't worry I am. But there are Anothers for each member of Organization XIII. Including Xion.

Me: Whoa! This will be awesome.

Layla Williams: I know I asked this before but did Swartz promise you anything?

Maggie Marluxia: Just to challenge Marluxia to a one on one battle.

Me: I think that can definitely be arranged.

Laney: It sure can.

Layla Williams: Let's do it!

Maggie Marluxia: Lets.

She turned into Another Marluxia and Layla and Another Marluxia clashed and flowers bloomed all over the place. Then Layla fired an energy blast and she exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Flower Princess and the Flowers of Kingdom Number XI.

Qin: Fitting.

I brought over Maggie.

Nico: One down.

Qin: 6 to go.

Nico: Who's next?

Me: Another Live Action Universe 666 Megatron.

Nico: Oh boy.

Lola: This one is going to be tough.

Qin: Yep.

Me: Better call in Amy Rose.

Qin: Yep.

Maria did so.

Amy Rose: Here I am!

Maria: Ready to bash some heads in?

Amy Rose: Always ready! FOR SONIC'S LOVE!

Zuria: Sa what?

Nicole: For years Amy Rose has always had a huge crush on Sonic.

Zuria: I see.

Nico: Is that a jet?

We saw a Cyhertron Jet coming.

Me: Whoa!

Nico: There it is!

We saw a dark version of Universe 666 Live Action Megatron!

Me: Whoa! Another Universe 666 Live Action Megatron.

May: I did not expect you to be Another Megatron!

Qin: Yeah!

Nico: Drew, you listen good. May's MY wife. So whatever shit you have planned involving her, drop it! I already had to put down one rapist today!

Me: Yeah!

Drew: Whoa whoa whoa! Chill! I'm not here for that.

Me: Oh yeah? Then what are you here for?

May: Drew, I'm sorry. Whatever thing you thought was romance between us can only be described as friendship. I'm married to Nico now.

Amy Rose: Yeah, my hammer might not be the Star Saber. But it still packs a punch!

Drew: I know that May and congratulations on that. But I'm here because I realize now that I had been nothing but a jerk to you. Jorgen came to me a while back and he showed me the future you guys saw with Nico and Qin and J.D. being president and all that. And I realize now what a fool I was to be so arrogant and stupid. And me Marrying May and treating her like that! I can't believe I would ever treat you like that!

Me: That was a pretty big wake up call for you there.

Qin: Yeah.

Drew: And May I'm so sorry about everything I said and did to you.

May: (smiles) Thank you, Drew. Apology accepted.

Nico saw Jorgen giving him a thumbs up while winking at him.

Nico smiled.

Maria: How would you like to join the Redemption Squad, Drew?

Drew: I would like that. But first get rid of this Another form.

Me: That we can do.

Amy Rose: One shall stand. And one shall fall!

Me: And it's NOT GOING TO BE Another Megatron!

Nico: I don't know. Maybe separating you isn't necessary.

Girl Jordan: Nico!

Nico: Okay okay!

Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.

(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)

The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.

Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep

Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél

Drew glowed and he was separated from him.

Me: AWESOME! Amy lets use a combo.

Amy Rose: You got it!

Me: JETSTORM, SONAR, RUNWAY! POWER LINK!

Out came the Air Minicons and they formed THE STAR SABER!

Me: STAR SABER!

Me and Amy: STAR HAMMER FLASH!

Me and Amy slashed and bashed Another Megatron and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

He exploded!

Me: YEAH!

I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Pokemon Trainer and the Evil Lord of Cybertron.

Me: Awesome!

Nico: Who's next?

Me: We have Another Tomura Shigaraki, Another Dabi, Another M.O.E. Himiko, Another Evil Wing Man and Another Xiao Fung.

Qin: Whoa!

Me: I've always wanted to have another crack at Tomura. Now I can banish this one to the black gates

Sunset Shimmer: I'll call in torch.

She did so.

Torch: You rang?

Sunset Shimmer: Perfect Torch. We have Another Tomura here.

Torch: Oh boy.

Nico: Yeah.

Torch: The one that's my archenemy has been behaving himself well. But I don't mind fighting this one.

Nico: I see Another Tomura right now!

We saw a figure and it was ANOTHER TOMURA!

Me: WHOA!

Camie: Uh oh. Brings back memories.

Tsuyu: It sure does.

Another Tomura: (In a girls voice) Been a long time Camie, Tsuyu, Sirius, guys.

Sirius: That voice!

She reverted back and to our shock it was a girl with black hair and blue clothes.

Tsuyu: (GASP) Hana Shimura!

Qin: Wait is that!?

Sirius: Oh my god! Tomura's sister is back!

Hana Shimura: DON'T YOU DARE SPEAK THAT NAME AGAIN!

Me: Wait I remember hearing this from Himiko. Tomura killed you!

Hana Shimura: Yeah he did! AND I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THAT MOTHERFUCKING FOOL! I HATE HIM!

Me: (GROWLS) This was all a mistake! Looking back I should have just killed Tomura and banished him to the Black Gates.

Torch: He HAS been behaving himself since last year. But you can forgive him on your own time.

Hana Shimura: I DON'T CARE! J.D. KILL THAT MONSTER TOMURA FOR ME!

Torch: I'll do you one better. We'll separate you from this version of him and then I'll help you kill this one.

Me: That suggestion works.

Hana Shimura: Good.

Lincoln fired a blast of light and separated him from her.

Me: Awesome. He's mine.

I went over to him.

Me: Your reign ends now Tomura.

I went SUPER ANGEL EBONWU UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ELEMENTAL WOLF MOON PHOENIX!

Me: (Divine Godly Voice) You killed countless people and now I'm going to kill you!

I teleported and kicked him high into the sky and dealt him a massive ferocious flurry of punches! Then I kicked him into the ground.

Me: It's over Tomura!

Another Tomura: It's never over till I say!

He went to grab for me but I grabbed his arm and to my shock I burned his arm and he screamed in excruciating pain as his whole arm disintegrated into dust!

Another Tomura: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!

Me: I turned your own quirk against you!

Torch: Fire it up!

She fired a blast of fire and burned him all over.

Me: This is for all those you killed!

Hana then used her quirk called Thorn to form a sword of bramble vines and then she stabbed him right through his black heart!

Hana Shimura: TAKE MY THORNS THROUGH YOUR BLACK HEART! TAKE IT! TAKE IT STRAIGHT TO THE BLACK GATES YOU SICKENING PIECE OF MOTHERFUCKING FUCKING TRASH!

Torch: Nice, Hana! Now get back! It's only fair that I finish this!

Hana did so.

Torch fired a powerful incinerating blast of fire and burned him into ashes!

His spirit came.

Me: You have survived for far too long. Now it ends.

I gave him the black gates and he was erased from existence forever!

I picked up the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Plant Hero and the Decay Tyrant.

Me: Fitting.

Nico: Yep.

I powered down.

Me: Good riddance. Another Dabi next.

Zack Taylor then appeared.

Zack Taylor: Hey, guys.

Nico: Awesome timing Zack.

Lola: Yeah.

Nico: There he is!

We saw a figure come out and it was a dark version of Dabi! It was ANOTHER DABI!

Lola: Whoa! Another Dabi!

Nico: This one is going to be hot!

Lola: Yeah!

Himiko: Oh boy.

Lola: Yeah.

Another Dabi: (In a girls voice) Been a long time Himiko.

Himiko: (GASP) That voice!

She reverted back and was a girl with red hair and had a yellow shirt and blue skirt and had fire angel wings.

Himiko: (GASP) Hitoki Mihotori!

Nico: Whoa!

Hitoki: I heard you guys killed All For One.

Me: That's right.

Tsuyu: Its been a long time Hitoki. You're looking great.

Hitoki: Same here.

Me: What does your Quirk do?

Hitoki: I have a Quirk called Phoenix. My Quirk heals me from any injury and my tears heal people too.

Me: That's amazing.

Qin: Wow!

Me: Then you can fly with your wings right?

Hitoki: I don't know. I never tried it.

Me: Well we can easily teach you.

Zack Taylor: Even if it's an Another version of Dabi, I feel slight hesitation on fighting him since he had a rough childhood. But... I know I shouldn't hold back. So... It's Morphin time!

THUNDERCLAP!

Zack: MASTODON!

He transformed and was ready!

Lincoln: Lets separate you first.

Lincoln fired a beam of light and separated her and Me and Zack fired energy blasts and Another Dabi exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Phoenix Hero and the Tragic Blue Fire Prince.

Me: Fitting.

Nico: Yep.

Me: Now for Another M.O.E. Himiko.

Nico: Oh boy.

Lola: Yikes.

Xenia: This is gonna be rough.

Vida Rocca came.

Vida Rocca: Hey, guys!

Me: Glad you could make it Vida.

Qin: Yep.

Me: Another M.O.E. Himiko next.

Qin: Yep.

We saw a figure and it was ANOTHER M.O.E. HIMIKO TOGA!

Vida: There you are!

Himiko: Whoa! It's like I'm looking at myself in the mirror!

Xenia: It sure does.

Another M.O.E. Himiko: Its been a long time Himiko my sister.

Himiko: (GASP) That voice!

She reverted back and it was a girl that looked like a little version of Himiko! Except her hair was let down and she had blue eyes and had a blue shirt and shorts.

Himiko: (GASP) Sakiko!

She went and hugged her little sister for the first time in 6 years!

Sakiko: Himiko I missed you!

Himiko: Oh sis I missed you too!

Nico: Her little sister. Wow.

Sakiko: I am so glad you're here sis! But what happened to you?

Himiko: It's a really crazy story sis.

Nicole: Her old quirk that she had was to blame for it.

Nicole went over to her.

Nicole: When we first met Himiko we found out a lot of crazy things. Her Quirk, Transform was a dangerously unstable one.

Fiona Hernandez: It was slowly destroying her and she needed blood in order to survive. If she didn't get it she would have died in a few hours. So me and my sisters cured her and gave her a new quirk called Elementia.

Marie Hernandez: It's true.

Nicole: We told your mom and dad about how her quirk was destroying her and how they didn't give her the proper medical treatment for it. So we saved her and she is on the Redemption Squad.

Sakiko: That is amazing!

Himiko: I reconciled with mom and dad and we invite them over on the holidays.

Sakiko: That's great sis! Whenever I would ask mom and dad about you they would just say I have no daughter Himiko but now I'm glad you're back.

Nico: We are too.

Me: What is your quirk if I might ask Sakiko?

Sakiko: I have this.

She touched the ground and then crystals grew in seconds!

Qin: WHOA!

Lola: Wow! Crystal Manipulation.

Sakiko: Yep. It's called Crystal.

Nico: That is cool.

Himiko: We have to free you from this dark version of me now.

Sakiko: Okay.

Himiko jumped back.

Vida: Magical Source, Mystic Force!

GALWIT MYSTO RANGER!

She turned into MYSTIC PINK!

Vida: EVERCHANGING AS THE WIND! PINK MYSTIC RANGER!

Qin: Yeah!

Lincoln fired a beam of light and it separated Another M.O.E. Himiko from her!

Sakiko jumped back to us.

Fiona Hernandez and Vida fired a massive blast of fire and wind and incinerated her and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

She exploded!

I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Crystal Hero and the Insane Bloodsucking Leach.

Me: Fitting.

Vida: Checkmate!

Fiona Hernandez: That was awesome!

Nico: Blossomforth, you're up next.

Blossomforth: This will be fun and cool.

Qin: It sure will.

Hitoki: I heard rumors spreading like wildfire that you guys killed All for One. Is that true?

Me: Yep it all sure is.

Xenia: We killed him,

Nico: Yep.

Hitoki: Wow! That is amazing!

Sakiko: It sure is!I

Blossomforth: I see Another Wing Man!

We saw a figure in the sky and it was ANOTHER EVIL WING MAN!

Me: Whoa!

It landed in front of us.

Me: WHOA!

Eli: Another Wing Man.

Qin: This one is going to be awesome.

Blossomforth: I see Another Wing Man!

Another Wing Man: I believe that J.D. knows me.

She reverted back and was a girl with orange hair and had blue clothes and angel wings that were black but had 4 rings around them. They were swirling with the elemental forces of Fire, Water, Earth and Wind.

Me: (GASP) Elaine Elementa!

Nico: WHOA! Your wings have the 4 elements in them. But how?

Elaine Elementa: That's thanks to the people of Element City.

Me: Element City!? That is where we're going in a few weeks.

Eli: The new Disney movie Elemental.

Elaine Elementa: Wow! You guys are going to love it. As to how this happened, I was hurt and landed there and the 4 elements gave me incredible power by imbuing me with the powers of all 4 elements and in doing so it gave me these wings and the powers of the elements.

Lola: That is amazing!

Xenia: Wow!

Blossomforth: Is Another Xiao Fung hostile or friendly?

Me: Oh right the mandatory question.

Elaine Elementa: Friendly and she has a bit of a gas problem. You'll see why soon.

Nico: Oh boy.

Eli: This will be good.

Blossomforth: Let's do this!

Lincoln: After this.

Lincoln fired a blast of light and separated him from her.

Elaine Elementa: Whoa! Now it's fun!

Elaine and Blossomforth blasted him with fire blasts and they hit him and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Elemental Angel and the Wing Robots.

Me: Nice

Ulrich: I see Another Xiao Fung.

Me: Oh boy.

We saw it come out and it was a dark version of him. It was ANOTHER XIAO FUNG!

Xiao Fung: Whoa! Like looking at myself in the mirror.

Qin: Yeah.

Lola: This will be a windy one.

Ulrich: Who are you?

Another Xiao Fung: (In a girls voice) I believe that J.D. knows me.

She reverted back and was a girl with purple hair and purple eyes and had purple Chinese clothes and she had the kanji for Wind in the middle of her forehead.

Me: (GASP) Chun-Li Xiao Fung!

Chun-Li Xiao Fung: Awesome to see you again J.D.

But then…

SUPER LONG LOUD BELCH!

She fired a massive belch of wind and blew me into the air.

I flew down.

Me: I see what you mean.

Nico: Yeah.

Zocks: (gets out Donbrothers gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Kaito: Because we can grant it instead. Zenkaiju gear!

Kaito donned his Zenkaiju armor and Zocks got a Donbrothers Sword.

Chun-Li Xiao Fung: No he was kind of in a hurry.

Sakura Knudson: Your burps would have caused a tremendous amount of damage.

Chun-Li Xiao Fung: Yep.

Me: Wow! That is potent. Sorry we have to fight like this.

Chun-Lu Xiao Fung: No worries.

She turned into Another Xiao Fung.

Sougo: (Gets out Zenkaiger Ridwewatch) This reminds me of when Ratso asked Xiao Fung about whether meant wind as in breaking wind.

Geiz: (Gets out Donbrothers Ridewatch) Ratso told us himself.

Xiao Fung (laughs): I remember that!

Sougo got ZenkaigerArmor while Geiz got DonMomotaroArmor.

Me: That is crazy though.

Lola: Yeah no kidding.

Another Xiao Fung: Yeah it sure is crazy.

We were ready!

Nico: Time to blow you away! (ACTIVATES XIAO FUNG'S RIDEWATCH)

He fired a wave of wind and blew her down!

Nico: Now this too! (ACTIVATES EVIL WING MAN'S RIDEWATCH)

He grew wings and fired waves of energy and smashed her down.

May: Now this! (ACTIVATES YOST SHOCKER'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired waves of lightning and smashed her down!

May: And this! (ACTIVATES PRINCESS OPHIUCHUS RIDEWATCH)

She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.

Maria: YEAH! Now this! (ACTIVATES FATALITY'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired a wave of energy and smashed her down.

Maria: Time for this! (ACTIVATES MYLENE FARROW'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired waves of energy and smashed them!

Me: Oh yeah!

Blossomforth: Now this too! (ACTIVATES EVIL WING MAN'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.

Then Mammoth, Cyclops (Hercules), Miner 49er, Bandit Keith, Universe 666 Sartorius and Gitai came.

Nico: Nice team Mammoth!

Mammoth: Thanks Nico.

Eli: Awesome!

Xiao Fung: I actually do remember that.

Nico: That is awesome and funny.

Qin: Nice.

Then a Vivillon came.

Me: Ooh a Vivillon.

Qin: Wow!

Maria: The next Gene Slammer, I presume?

Vivillon: (In a girls voice) That's right.

Nico: (GASP) Vivian Papillon!? Whoa!

Vivillon: Yep. Awesome to see you again Nico.

Vivian reverted back and she was a girl with rainbow hair and had blue eyes and purple clothes and rainbow butterfly wings.

Vivian Papillon: I got this.

She fired a wave of fire and smashed down Another Xiao Fung and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it and brought Chun-Li over.

Blossomforth: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Vivian Papillon: When me and Nico were in my family's greenhouse and we were raising beautiful butterflies. Me and my family are butterfly rangers. We do it all.

Nico: Yep.

Me: That is awesome.

Lola: Yeah it sure is.

Nico and Vivian hugged.

Nico: I've really missed you.

Vivian Papillon: Me too Nico. Me too.

I went over to Emily Zhuqiao.

Me: Are you going to be okay Emily?

Emily Zhuqiao: I got nothing left of me now. Just this baby. I don't have anywhere to go now.

Me: You can live with us now. I will help raise this baby and make it a good person and not the person your evil brother would want it to be.

Emily smiled at me and hugged me.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Drakus, The X-Squad, Botan, and Denise Wellington are heading to El Paso, Texas, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the six girls here, but we also got major-league bad news.

It appears an evil and deranged girl named Layla Manson is running loose, she may seem sweet and demure, but that hides the true Layla Manson: she's a heartless, remorseless, evil, sadistic, deranged monster with an utter disregard for all life and with oceans of innocent blood on her hand and who desires to see the world burn and to see all heroes and villains honorable and dishonorable die along with all life on Earth and the universes beyond, and she wants to kill Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Lincoln in particular. See, for years, Layla Manson terrorized Carthage by causing arsons, property damage, assaulting people, robbing banks, and even worse, killing innocent people, and she also terrorized the school system, this Queen Bee monster bullied and tortured the students and teachers, and not even the cops could even stop her.

Plus, no one was able to stand up to them at all because she's also the daughter of Charles Manson, and she's been on the watch list of The FBI for multiple counts of violent assaults and bank robberies across the country for years, along with multiple counts of rape, murder, drug trafficking, fraud, and money laundering. But, her reign of terror eventually came to an end thanks to Drakus, who stood up to her, and thanks to the additional help from the X-Squad, Layla Manson was expelled for her crimes long ago and sent to prison, and she swore she'd get revenge on Drakus for getting her expelled, and Lincoln is now way too tough to kill. Now, years later, she's broken out of prison, and the bitch wants revenge on Drakus for getting her expelled. But, we aren't going to let her do so, and she crossed the line when she killed innocent people during her rampage throughout Carthage: in other words, she crossed The Moral Event Horizon Line, and has absolute zero remorse for the crimes she committed and for the lives she's taken. So, we're not letting this bitch get away with her bloodsoaked revenge, and after we get her on her last legs, Drakus is going to be given the pleasure of pulling pieces of Layla Manson's flesh off with super red hot pincers, rip out her tongue, gouge out her eyes, and tear out her teeth, before he sends her to The Black Gates for good.

Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in El Paso, Texas, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the six girls here, but we also got major-league bad news. Drakus, you're not going to like it, but are you familiar with Layla Manson?

Drakus and The X-Squad freaked out upon hearing that name.

X-Squad Cell: What?!

Drakus: That deranged monster bitch has escaped?! I thought I'd never see her again.

Me: Drakus, what can you tell us about her?

Drakus: You're not going to like it, and I got a picture of her.

Drakus took out a picture of her, she's a girl with white hair, blue eyes, white coat, black sweater, black pants, and dark blue knee-high high-heeled boots.

Nico: That's her, she looks like a sweet and demure girl.

Drakus: That's just a cover that hides the true Layla Manson: the true Layla Manson is a heartless, remorseless, evil, sadistic, deranged monster with an utter disregard for all life and with oceans of innocent blood on her hand and who desires to see the world burn and to see all heroes and villains honorable and dishonorable die along with all life on Earth and the universes beyond, and she wants to kill Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Lincoln in particular. See, for years, Layla Manson had terrorized Carthage by causing arsons, property damage, assaulting people, robbing banks, and even worse, killing innocent people, and she also terrorized the school system, this Queen Bee monster bullied and tortured the students and teachers, and not even the cops could even stop her. Plus, no one was able to stand up to them at all because she's also the daughter of Charles Manson, and she's been on the watch list of The FBI for multiple counts of violent assaults and bank robberies across the country for years, along with multiple counts of rape, murder, drug trafficking, fraud, and money laundering. But, her reign of terror eventually came to an end thanks to me, who stood up to her, and thanks to the additional help from the X-Squad, Layla Manson was expelled for her crimes long ago and sent to prison, and she swore she'd get revenge on me for getting her expelled, and Lincoln is now way too tough to kill. Now, years later, she's broken out of prison, and now, the bitch wants revenge on me for getting her expelled.

Nico: We aren't going to let her do so.

Drakus: And she'd crossed the line when she killed innocent people during her rampage throughout Carthage: in other words, she crossed The Moral Event Horizon Line, and has absolute zero remorse for the crimes she committed and for the lives she's taken.

Lincoln: So, we're not letting this bitch get away with her bloodsoaked revenge, and after we get her on her last legs, Drakus, you're going to be given the pleasure of pulling pieces of Layla Manson's flesh off with super red hot pincers, rip out her tongue, gouge out her eyes, and tear out her teeth, before sending her to The Black Gates for good, and I want to thank your team for joining us, Ezra.

Ezra Scarlett: You're welcome, Lincoln.

Suddenly, we saw Alien Ammonite, Alien Dog, Alien Grey, Alien Kid, Alien Shocktrooper M-Frame, and Alien Stealthbuster appear before us, and with them are the six girls.

Nico: Whoa, Alien Ammonite, Alien Dog, Alien Grey, Alien Kid, Alien Shocktrooper M-Frame, and Alien Stealthbuster, I can guess it's six girls.

Alien Ammonite, Alien Dog, Alien Grey, Alien Kid, Alien Shocktrooper M-Frame, and Alien Stealthbuster: (Girl's voice) Nope, it's only one, but I also got the six girls away from that bloodthirsty monster.

Lincoln: (Gasps) That voice, Roxanne Lucius, I knew it was you.

?: (ENRAGED BANSHEE SHRIEK) DRAKUS! I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU FOR RUINING MY LIFE!

We then saw our target, Layla Manson, and boy, was she absolutely pissed off.

Drakus: The only one who's going to die here is you, bitch!

Sylvester: Okay, buster, you asked for it.

Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.

Lincoln: Alright, gang, let's hunt down and slay the last remnant of Charles Manson's bloodstained legacy once and for all!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Star Blood-Stained Demonic Darkness Justice and Divine Star Bloodstained Demonic Dark Demon Hound Compassion, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal search Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Archangel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Heavenly Lightstorm Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Archangel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Justice, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Magical Elemental Fairy Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Fairy Wolf Justice and Divine Elemental Fairy Magic Mysticon Wolf Hope and he had his Lupus' Celestial Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice and Eye of Lupus orb ready, Ezra and her team, The Lion Guard, The Miraculous Celestial Union, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nico, Nicole, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Layla Manson, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.

Then, Drakus proceeded to chain her to a cross, and then, he began pulling pieces of Layla Manson's flesh off with super red hot pincers, ripped out her tongue, gouged out her eyes, and he even tore out her teeth, and we were really horrified and stunned by what Drakus had done to her!

Nico: Damn, oh, now that was just brutal! Drakus, I know you're brutal, but this is way too brutal even for us.

Sebastian Mendez: This is like a scene from The Dark Ages in Medieval Europe. Lincoln, please send her to The Black Gates before any of us start hurling!

Lincoln: (Shudders) Gladly.

After Drakus was done, he fired a blast of black fire at her and he sent Layla Manson to The Black Gates forever. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down, and Layla Manson, the daughter of Charles Manson, was gone forever.

Lincoln: Well, that was just disgusting, but in either case, we're rid of Layla Manson for good. (To Roxanne Lucius) And it's so good to see you again, Layla Manson.

Roxanne Lucius reverted back to normal, and she's a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long white hair, yellow eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess, and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful white angel wings, she's dressed in a sleeveless golden yellow top, golden yellow skirt, necklace with blue gem for the pendant, white bridal gloves, golden yellow knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with light, suns, aliens, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Alien Ammonite, Alien Dog, Alien Grey, Alien Kid, Alien Shocktrooper M-Frame, and Alien Stealthbuster, and holstered on her back is a massive Alien Ammonite, Alien Dog, Alien Grey, Alien Kid, Alien Shocktrooper M-Frame, and Alien Stealthbuster-themed greatsword with embedded golden yellow gems and Alien Ammonite, Alien Dog, Alien Grey, Alien Kid, Alien Shocktrooper M-Frame, and Alien Stealthbuster etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged white blade, large golden yellow dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces embedded on both sides of the hilt with golden yellow gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large white angel heads and large golden yellow gem on the bottom of the large white angel heads for the pommel.

Roxanne Lucius: You too, Linky, it's been such a long time.

Lincoln went up to Roxanne Lucius and he hugged her, and Roxanne Lucius is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and they also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you nine since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Roxanne Lucius: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old 7'9" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness, man, you've really really grown a lot in height, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Nico: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and he's become truly immortal.

Me: And Lincoln, you know this sexy hot mama?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., this is Roxanne Lucius, Gene-Slammer of Alien Ammonite, Alien Dog, Alien Grey, Alien Kid, Alien Shocktrooper M-Frame, and Alien Stealthbuster, she's my Guardian Angel and one super sexy and super beautiful girl who's also a very strong and powerful warrior and tactician with incredibly strong cosmic light powers, and immortality, and here's the really really surprising part: Roxanne Lucius' known as a Lumasapien, an alien from the planet Lucius, a planet of eternal light in the Virgo Supercluster.

Then, Shanan appeared.

Shanan: Yep, they're a really powerful race of warriors who've defended their planet from invaders for countless eons, they look human in appearance, but what marks them out is that they have white hair, golden yellow eyes, and white angel wings. Their true form is really beautiful, they have gold yellow sclera and they have yellow sun tattoos covering their hands and forearms and feet, and the clothes they have on transforms into a yellow sun-themed two-piece bikini, which is their real outfit, and like the Pyrosapiens, Hydrosapiens, Umbrasapiens, and Aerosapiens, they also have quite an extremely powerful sexual drive, and just like the Pyrosapiens, Hydrosapiens, Umbrasapiens, and Aerosapiens, they have a very powerful desire find a mate who is not only very strong, powerful, and very intelligent, but that mate also has a kind heart, brave, bold, noble, courageous, and who always helps those in need, and for Roxanne, the one who fit that role was Lincoln.

Luna: And she and Lincoln have more than once engaged in their fair shares of making out and kissing, and more than once, it always ends with Lincoln getting his entire face covered in kisses, his face red with passion, steam whistling from his ears, and hearts in his eyes. But now that Lincoln's gotten older, he knew she's going to want to take it much further, but he's ready.

Shanan: Plus, she hates perverts with the same vengeance as you, Nicole, and she doesn't need to use sexual wiles to rat them out, she can sense it by looking into their auras, and when she finds that out, she unleashes pure hell upon them by firing waves of light at them, and she also makes her threats clear, if she sees any single person trying to peek at her, she'll incinerate them and scatter their ashes to the wind, and if she dares to find out someone's hurting Lincoln, she'll send them to her home planet to be brutally massacred and incinerated and their ashes scattered to the winds, and that threat's been sent to Flip, Scoots, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies, and that also included Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they stepped out of line.

Nicole: Yeesh.

Roxanne Lucius: And I know Lincoln's going to mark me just like he did with Adreana, but before he does, let me show you all my true form.

Suddenly, Roxanne Lucius transformed into her true form as the sclera of her eyes turned golden yellow and she has yellow sun tattoos covering her hands and forearms and feet, and her clothes morphed into a golden yellow sun-themed two-piece bikini, which is her real outfit.

Fabia: So, that's her true form, wow.

May: She looks even more beautiful in her true form.

Suddenly, Roxanne Lucius went up to Lincoln, and her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he suddenly wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Suddenly, Roxanne gave Lincoln a passionate kiss on the lips as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and they suddenly engaged in a French kiss. Suddenly, we saw Lincoln's veins glow golden yellow and when they were done, Lincoln still had a massive red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes.

Shanan: She's marked him, I knew it.

Lincoln: Yep, and now, then, I think it's my turn to mark you, Roxanne.

Suddenly, Lincoln hugged Roxanne Lucius in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Roxanne Lucius: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Roxanne Lucius' neck with golden yellow gems on the gold lightning bolts and golden yellow crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Roxanne Lucius: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Roxanne Lucius.

Roxanne Lucius had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her, and he leans down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the six girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, he immediately recognized them. The six girls are Cathrine, Charlotte, Emma, Mylene, Rosalie, and Sophie from Wind of Ebenbourg.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Cathrine, Charlotte, Emma, Mylene, Rosalie, and Sophie from Wind of Ebenbourg.

Nicole: Whoa, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Cathrine: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Cathrine and the other five girls saw who it was that saved them from Layla Manson, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'9" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscrossing straps and large circular chest plate with phoenix on it, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracelet and other bracelets merged with them, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers, he has ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense blue aura around him.

Cathrine: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Lincoln made five clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Cathrine: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Cathrine, Charlotte, Emma, Mylene, Rosalie, and Sophie with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team was shocked to find out the villain we went after was Layla Manson, an old enemy of Drakus and daughter of infamous cult leader, Charles Manson, who broke out to get revenge on Drakus for sending her to prison after he ended her reign of terror years ago.

But, when Lincoln showed what happened such as all of us giving that monster the beatdown of her miserable life and finally Drakus pulling pieces of Layla Manson's flesh off with super red hot pincers, ripping out her tongue, gouging out her eyes, and tearing out her teeth and then we sent her soul to The Black Gates forever, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him all over. Lincoln and Roxanne Lucius have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.

Maria: Oh damn, now that was just absolutely bloody and brutal! And we had no idea that bitch is also the daughter of that monster, Charles Manson.

Lincoln: We were stunned ourselves, but either way, she deserved to die for her crimes, and she was indeed just like Brianna Greyson and her herd.

Me: Yep, she was an insane monster.

Nico: Big time, and I had no idea Drakus had to deal with someone like Layla Manson, but he like Lincoln with Brianna Greyson and her bitch herd, Drakus stood up to Layla Manson and got her sent to prison after he got her expelled.

Drakus: Only for her to break out years later for revenge, but that really felt good to deal that kind of torture and payback on that bitch by pulling out her flesh, ripping out her tongue, gouging out her eyes, and ripping out her teeth.

Then, Sebastian Mendez bonked him on the head.

Sebastian Mendez: You're sick, Drakus.


After getting rid of Layla Manson and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Roxanne Lucius saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her faces, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Roxanne Lucius: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 17-year-old, 7'9" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out for many years. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Roxanne, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Roxanne Lucius: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.

Roxanne Lucius: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.

Nico: Yep. So, Roxanne, what memories did you have with Lincoln, and did you have to get rough with any of his enemies along with Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan?

Roxanne Lucius: Ooh, I do have one, and it's from when Lincoln and I were doing some homework in The Loud House, which we know is a notorious homework prevention zone.

Roxanne Lucius pulled up the clip and pulled up a video and it played on the screen, and it showed Lincoln and Roxanne doing homework in his room.

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Past Roxanne Lucius: What the heck was that?! (Sniffs) Ugh, and why does it smell like a gym bag?

Lincoln: Ugh, I'd recognize that loud belch and the smell of a gym bag from anywhere, it's Lynn, and it sounds like she's on the rampage again and she's still out for blood after what the rest of the Guardian Angels and I have done in ruining her attempts to kill me!

Roxanne and Lincoln stood their ground, and they saw Lynn burst in with red eyes of hate and she had a knife in her hand, and she was now out for blood.

Past Lincoln: This again, Lynn! (Eyes turn blood red) You know, I'm getting sick and tired of you and your numerous attempts to kill me in the past, and now, I'm going to do to you what I should've done long ago, and give you the thrashing of your miserable life, you farting, belching smelly gym-bag!

Nico: Uh oh, she's stepped in deep shit now!

Past Roxanne Lucius: No, Linky, I got this.

Lynn let out a loud belch again and came charging at them like a bull with her knife raised in the air, but Roxanne fired two powerful blasts of light which hit Lynn, disarmed her, and she was sent flying out of Lincoln's room. Lynn got up and was about to charge at them again, but Gohan and Krillin came out and they roughed up Lynn and tied her up with nylon rope.

Past Lincoln: Awesome takedown, guys.

Past Gohan: Thanks, Lincoln, and you can also thank Luna for teaching us.

Past Lincoln: I had a feeling Luna was the one behind this.

Past Krillin: Now, let's get Lynn downstairs to face her doom.

Past Gohan: Right. Let's go, Gym Bag.

Then, Gohan and Krillin dragged Lynn downstairs to her doom.

Past Lynn: YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS, STINKOLN! DO YOU HEAR ME, YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING HAREM, YOU WILL ALL PAY!

Lincoln sensed Lynn was about to let out a stinky fart and escape, so she can get after Lincoln and Roxanne again.

Past Lincoln: (GASPS) SHE'S GOING TO LET OUT A FART AND KNOCK YOU TWO OUT! HURRY, KNOCK HER OUT WITH A MALLET!

Then, Gohan knocked her out by bonking her head with a mallet, and they continued on.

Past Lincoln: Whew, now that was close!

Past Roxanne Lucius: No one's messing with my man, especially not that hard-headed, stubborn, overly aggressive, belching, farting, smelly jockstrap!

Roxanne Lucius and Lincoln went back to his room to finish their homework, but not before she placed her hand on his chest and they kissed as the video ends.

Nico: Man, Roxanne, you kicked Lynn's ass and Gohan and Krillin tied that wild animal up, that was awesome!

Luna: That belching farting gym bag messed with the light alien chick, and she went down hard.

Me: And we heard the commotion from upstairs and Gohan and Krillin told us of what Lynn tried to do to Lincoln and Roxanne, and when they were done, the rest of the sisters wanted her head on a pike.

Nico: Damn!

Lincoln: But, I cooled everyone down, and Lynn got her just desserts as she got grounded for twelve weeks and I personally threw her in a metal container. Lynn roared and pounded on the door again to get out, but Roxanne flipped her the bird through the window, and that caused Lynn to roar and beat her chest like a gorilla again.

Me: She was really wild and crazy, and someone needed to keep that animal in check before she even tried anything dumb again.

We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Aquarian Alessa, Cataclysmic Circumpolar Chilblainia, Chaos Goddess, and Divine Grace - Northwemko are heading to Orange Ocean.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'9", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Aquarian Alessa, Cataclysmic Circumpolar Chilblainia, Chaos Goddess, and Divine Grace - Northwemko were dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Aquarian Alessa, Cataclysmic Circumpolar Chilblainia, Chaos Goddess, and Divine Grace - Northwemko had feelings for Lincoln and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln killed them all and sucked out their blood, which made Flip go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at him and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of that mutant, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that Ava Parker has sent some thugs to kill them.

Aquarian Alessa: Wow, so this is Orange Ocean, it truly is beautiful!

Lincoln: It sure is, Aquarian Alessa, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?

Lincoln, Aquarian Alessa, Cataclysmic Circumpolar Chilblainia, Chaos Goddess, and Divine Grace - Northwemko dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, then they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Aquarian Alessa, Cataclysmic Circumpolar Chilblainia, Chaos Goddess, and Divine Grace - Northwemko got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, but then, they saw the hired thugs of Ava Parker coming after them, but Lincoln fired orbs of black and blood red energy which hit them and he sucked out all their blood and energy and killed them and sent them to The Black Gates forever.

Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Aquarian Alessa, Cataclysmic Circumpolar Chilblainia, Chaos Goddess, and Divine Grace - Northwemko, and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Aquarian Alessa, Cataclysmic Circumpolar Chilblainia, Chaos Goddess, and Divine Grace - Northwemko placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive muscular body, and eight-pack abs.

Nico: Whoa, looks like someone really had an awesome time at Orange Ocean, eh, Lincoln?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!

Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Aquarian Alessa, Cataclysmic Circumpolar Chilblainia, Chaos Goddess, and Divine Grace - Northwemko with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Aquarian Alessa, Cataclysmic Circumpolar Chilblainia, Chaos Goddess, and Divine Grace - Northwemko are now in your harem.

Jenna: Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that cheapskate's just making things much worse for himself.

Serena Logan: Even after all this time, Flip's still the same mutant cheapskate he's always been.

Rarity: And trying to kill Aquarian Alessa, Cataclysmic Circumpolar Chilblainia, Chaos Goddess, and Divine Grace - Northwemko, now he's really going to get it.

Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with Ava Parker's hired thugs, but I killed them all and sucked out their blood, and she should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!

Suddenly, we heard Ava Parker scream with extreme hatred and rage.

Maria: Yeah, up yours, you monster bitch!

Carmen: Sheesh, those monster bitches just don't even know when to quit.

Nico: Serves her right, but she'll get hers later on today.

Me: They sure will, those monster bitches have gotten on our nerves five years ago, and now, they're going to pay dearly for everything they've done.

Lincoln: You got that right, and we're continuing to drive Brianna Greyson insane with rage, but come the day we get after her, she'll suffer for everything she's done before we end her for good.


Later it was time for Princess Amore's 2nd mission.

William: Anyone else want to go with Amore? Besides SkekSil and Cheese?

Sunny Starscout: Me and my friends will go.

Apple Bloom: And so will me and the crusaders.

Sweetie Belle: It will be good.

Ariel: Me and the Princesses will go too.

Nico: Awesome.

Eli: That is awesome.

Nico: Yep. Lets go.

Brittney: Here we go.

We were off to Ever After High.


We arrived.

Me: Here we are guys.

Ariel: Wow! So this is Ever After High.

Eli: Yep. It's awesome.

Snow White: It's amazing and cool.

Cinderella: It sure is.

Amore: Girls, meet my archenemy.

SkekSil: SkekSil the Chamberlain of the Skeksis.

Me: From the planet Thra.

Nico: Yep.

Me: And meet Sunny Starscout and friends and the Cutie Mark Crusaders and the Disney Princesses.

They introduced themselves.

Apple White: Wow! It's awesome to meet you all.

Snow White: And it's awesome to meet my daughter here.

Apple White: Same here mom. (Laughs) Not used to seeing another version of my mom.

Snow White: No worries.

Apple Bloom: But it's awesome to meet you all too.

Amore: And this is Cheese.

Cheese: Yes-a.

Me: He is an imaginary friend and he has a brain the size of an amoeba. He is a total idiot.

Eli: But he is really funny.

Cheese: I like chocolate milk.

Apple White: Here's some chocolate milk.

Nico: That's not a good idea.

Cheese drank the milk and immediate spat it out at Apple White.

Cheese: No! Chocolate milk!

Apple White: That's what I gave you.

Me: He talks differently.

I gave him a box of apple juice.

Cheese: I like chocolate milk!

He sucked it all.

Me: He's lactose intolerant. Apple juice is what he likes.

Eli: Yep.

Apple Bloom: Yeah.

Apple White: Guys, meet my REAL mom.

We saw the Ever After High Snow White!


Snow White is a character in Ever After High, and Apple White's mom, appearing in the movie Dragon Games. She was voiced by Cindy Robinson

Snow White goes to work and checks on her daughter's statistics but realizes that her popularity has gone down. She calls Apple as soon as she gets to her office. She notices how triggered Apple is acting regarding her social status, so she assures Apple that she will do something about it. She tries to pressure Apple into making Raven evil.

After recognizing Mira Shards as the evil queen when she saw her on Blondie's MirrorCast show announcing the return of dragons to Ever After High, Snow White visits the school for an assembly, proclaiming to reinstate the Dragon Games. She has already renovated the land into a new Dragon Games arena, to everyone's amazement. However, she claims that it was all Apple's idea in order to boost her popularity. Apple objects to lying, but Snow White encourages Apple to do what is necessary to get her happily ever after back on track.

Mira is one to protest about buying popularity, to which Snow counters that she's heard Mira is a great dragon rider. Snow immediately recognizes Mira due to her striking resemblance to a certain evil villain. Mira turns back into her true form and receives a temporary pardon from Snow White to play the dragon games. Luckily, Snow White has backup: she possesses the Booking Glass mirror which she tries using to capture the Evil Queen after the Evil Queen cast a spell on Nevermore, causing the dragon to spew uncontrollable fire, but her booking glass is mysteriously not working.

The Evil Queen reveals that she has switched the mirrors, unbeknownst to her that Daring Charming now possesses the booking glass, and she smashes the mirror she believes to be the real one. When the Evil Queen takes over the school, she keeps Snow White in a cell and turns her into a snake. When Raven frees Snow by shattering the booking glass, she returns back to normal. Snow White shares a reunion hug with Apple.


Snow White (EAH): Team Loud Phoenix Storm it's an honor and Brittney its been a long time.

Brittney: Same to you Snow White.

Sunny Starscout: It's awesome to meet the Snow White here.

Snow White: It sure is.

Snow White (EAH): It's an honor to meet another version of me.

Snow White: Same here.

Me: It's like looking at yourself in the mirror.

Eli: It sure is.

Apple Bloom: It sure is amazing though.

Scootaloo: It sure is.

Apple White: My mom used to be a villain. Did you know that?

Me: No we didn't.

Nico: How exactly did she used to be a villain?

Snow White (EAH): I was a narcissistic girl and I wanted Apple to make Raven Evil. But I realized what a fool I was.

Nico: Oh. that's good.

Amore: What's important is that you learned from your mistakes.

Snow White (EAH): That's true.

Nico: Yeah.

Eli: That's for sure.

Nico: But you'll be happy to know that our version of Evil Queen has been dealt with

Me: Yep. Queen Grimhilde was killed by us.

Eli: That's right.

Applejack: We took care of her permanently.

Eli: We sure did.

Amore: Has there been any trouble since last visit?

Raven Queen: Kitty Cheshire's mother the Cheshire Cat is causing problems.

Brittney: Oh yeah she is a tricky one. She is cunning and crafty.

Eli: What can you tell us about her?

Brittney: Well you know she is the Cheshire Cat.

She revealed everything.


The Cheshire Cat finds Alistair and Bunny wandering under Wonderland. She uses this opportunity to trick them into a repeating route and switches the Storybook of Legends with a riddle book to teach Kitty a lesson. At the Spring Fairest, she finds her daughter pulling boring, preschool pranks on other people. She shows disappointment in Kitty and advises her to go big. She is flattered when Kitty aspires to make her proud one day. After the Cheshire Cat's switching plan works, she fades out. She watches with her daughter pleasantly as her plan falls into action. She answers to Kitty's call and would only give out information if Kitty beats her in a game. After being beaten, she's glad that her daughter's thinking like a Cheshire. Before leaving, the Cheshire Cat tells the Wonderlandians how to break the curse.


When she was done we were shocked.

Me: She's going to be a tricky one.

Nico: The Cheshire Cat we know doesn't really take sides.

Fluttershy: No in fact the Cheshire Cat is adorable too.

Eli: That is for sure.

Me: But it is awesome how he appears like that as a smile that is like the moon.

Nico: But somehow, I don't think this version will be the same

Me: Nope. But she will be just as tricky.

Nico: Yep.

Eli: We got to figure out a way to get her to hold still if we want a clear shot at her.

Pipp Petals: Yeah I agree there.

Misty Brightdawn: It won't be easy.

Nico: First, we need to lure her out in the open.

Me: Anyone have any ideas?

Eli: Yeah.

Raven Queen: Hmm. Lets see.

We got to thinking.

Amore: I got it! We'll use the song that brought out the Cheshire Cat in Alice in Wonderland.

Alice: Why that's a good idea.

Eli: It sure is.

Me: Go for it.

Amore: (Singing Divinely)

Twas Brillig

And the slithy toves

Did gyre and gimble in the wabe

All mimsy were the borogoves

And the mome raths outgrabe

Parts of the Wonderland forest lit up with rainbow lights.

Nico: Whoa.

Me: There!

We saw a crescent smile and it was CHESHIRE CAT!

We saw her appear.

Cheshire Cat: That was great singing there.

Nico: Thanks. And you know that we lured you here, right?

Cheshire Cat: I take it you want me to stop making trouble am I right Nicolas?

Nico: That's right.

Brittney: Been a while Cheshire.

Cheshire Cat: It has been a long time Brittney. You have grown into a great woman of darkness.

Brittney: Darkness is what I can do.

Cheshire Cat: At least I'll be able to take out at least some of you!

SkekSil: Mmhmmmmm! You're more then welcome to try! (charges at her)

He fired waves of darkness and smashed her down.

Sunny Starscout: Taste this.

She fired magic blasts and blasted her down.

Me: Oh yeah!

Nico: (gets out Xiao Fung and Xaldin's Ridewatches) Time to blow you away!

He activated them and fired waves of wind and smashed her into a tree.

Me: YEAH!

Cheshire Cat vanished.

Nico: Nice try!

Nico activated Cheese Monster's ridewatch and fired waves of cheese and then drenched her and exposed her.

Me: Say Cheese!

Eli: Nice try kitty cat.

Nico then licked some of the cheese.

Nico: Cheesy.

Me: You want chili dogs to go with that?

I fired waves of chili dogs and drenched her all over with them.

Raven Queen: Ahh I love the smell of Chili Dogs in the morning.

Me: So does Sonic.

Sunny Starscout: You got that right.

Cheshire Cat: Gross!

Me: If you don't like chili dogs, how about Salmon!

I fired waves of salmon and fish and drenched her.

Misty Brightdawn: There's something Fishy about you!

We laughed!

Izzy Moonbow: (LAUGHS) That was a good one Misty!

Nico: (gets out Cheshire's Ridewatch) Time for a taste of your own medicine!

Nico got claws and slashed her all over.

Me: Hey Cheshire you want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?

Cheshire Cat: What is it?

Me: (STUPID SCREAMING)

IT DROVE HER CRAZY!

EVERYONE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!

Pinkie Pie: (LAUGHS) THAT WAS FUNNY!

Nico: (gets out Echo Echo's Ridewatch) And now here's the world's loudest sound!

Nico activated it and fired a REALLY LOUD SONIC SCREAM!

Me: HOLY SHIT THAT IS LOUD!

Rarity: It sure is darlings!

Me: NICO! YOUR SCREAMING IS TOO LOUD! YOU'RE DISRUPTING (Nico Stops screaming) THE FABRIC OF SUBURBAN LIVING! (Realizes he stopped) (SMACK!)

I closed my mouth.

Me: (Nervous chuckle) Sorry.

Nico: (gets out Yenaldoshi's Ridewatch) Don't confuse this for Blitzwolfer's Ridewatch.

Nico activated it and fired sonic howl blasts and they smashed her down.

Then we saw a Pyroar appear.

Me: Cool a Pyroar!

Cinderella: Awesome!

Belle: That is a neat one.

Apple White: Who are you?

Pyroar: (In a girls voice) I believe Nico knows who I am.

Nico: Leona Felonius!? Whoa!

Me: You know her?

Nico: Yep. And believe it or not she is a girl that I found in Africa that was literally raised by lions.

Eli: WHOA! Simba is going to be shocked to see this.

Pyroar fired waves of fire and smashed Cheshire Cat down.

Nico: Feline vs feline!

Me: YEAH! Boy I heard of being raised by wolves or gorillas but NEVER Lions.

Nico: That is awesome huh.

Me: Yep.

Misty Brightdawn: That is amazing isn't it.

Fluttershy: I think it's cool.

Twilight Sparkle and Eli fired waves of magic and smashed Cheshire down.

Amore: Lets finish this.

Amore fired waves of energy and blasted her all over and we knocked her down and tied her up.

Me: There.

Leona reverted back and she was a girl with red hair and had red eyes and red and orange clothes.

Nico: That was awesome.

Leona Felonius roared like a lion!

Eli: (ROARS)

Me: YEAH! Boy Simba and Nala and friends are not going to believe this.

Apple White: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Leona Felonius: When Nico found me and helped me learn how to be human.

Nico: It was not an easy process but I did everything I could and taught her so much.

Me: How in the world did you wind up in the Serengeti like that?

Leona Felonius: I was an orphan baby that was in a plane crash and Lions found me and raised me as one of their own. They became my family.

Me: That is amazing.

Nico: Yeah.

Nico and Leona hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

Leona nuzzled his chest and purred like a cat.

Leona Felonius: Me too Nico.


We later came back.

May: Hey guys. How did it go?

Me: Number 2 done.

I told everyone everything.

Lola: Wow! That is awesome!

Simba: Boy it sure was and Leona it's so awesome to have you with us.

Nala: We are honored to have you with us.

Leona Felonius: Same here Simba and Nala.

May: Next time, Leonardo and Aurico should go with you guys.

Me: Good idea May.

Amore: I agree there.

Nico: Yep.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was Ava Parker of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, and she's heading here to kill Lincoln and get revenge. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, it's Ava Parker of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, and she's heading here to kill me and get revenge.

Selene Arcangela: Should've known Brianna Greyson would send her next. But, if we know that bitch all too well, she'll also be bringing Alana Cameron and Brianna Greyson with her.

Nicholette Torrington: Just like what happened when The Chernabog Sisters came after us last year.

Lincoln: That won't be a problem, I'll trap them in a force field.

Rachel: While you and I deal with Ava Parker and put an end to her for good, Lincoln.

Lincoln: Right, Rachel. But, we also got to watch it though, Ava Parker will no doubt have her machine guns with her, along with the others.

Nico: Good thinking, if they broke out of jail, they're bound to have gotten access to high-powered machine guns they stole from the cops or got themselves from contacts outside. Alright, gang, let's go, I've got a feeling that today's mission is going to be quite a crazy one.

Lincoln: We've dealt with crazier missions before, but we better be ready for what awaits us, and once we get done with this crazy mission, you're next, Ava Parker.

Selene Arcangela: You better start praying for mercy, you remorseless bitch.

Selene Emperyous: Because, we will show you and the others none for everything you've done in the past, and you just stepped in deep shit now, Brianna Greyson, you're going to lose more than just your mind when you and the rest of your bitch pack show up.

Rachel: No way are we forgiving you for any of your actions, Ava Parker, you better be ready to pay the price for your foul misdeeds after we take down those queen bee bitches.

Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and we head off for our next mission, and after we got through with this crazy mission, it would soon be the turn of Ava Parker of The Legion of The Lincoln Haters to meet her fate with The Grim Reaper and The Black Gates.


A young boy clings to an electrical tower, too afraid to climb down. Suddenly, what appeared to be Nico flew towards him.

"Nico": It's okay. Jump down. I'll catch you!

Young boy: What? I'll fall!

"Nico": I'll catch you!

He fell and "Nico" caught him.

"Nico": All right. Who wants to explain what you were doing up there?

Boy 1: They dared me.

Boy 2: We didn't think you'd do it.

"Nico": I know it's tough to turn down a dare but sometimes being brave means using your head not doing something dangerous because others pressure you.

Boy 1: You're right, Nico. I'll be smarter next time.

"Nico": Good.

Boy 1: Thank you.

Nico, me and Jorgen were looking for the next Gene Slammer.

Nico: I actually didn't expect you to show Drew that alternate future, Jorgen.

Me: Boy me neither Jorgen.

Jorgen: (Arnold Schwarzenegger Accent) Nico, I know Drew has been arrogant in the past. But he's not like Paul. So he still had a chance to turn his life around. I was just the one to make sure that happened.

Me: That's true and I'm glad you helped him out like that.

Jorgen: I'm glad I did too.

The others caught up to "Nico" after he just knocked out a bank robber.

Kerry Meel: (kisses "Nico" on the cheek) Nice job, Nico!

"Nico" (calmly keeps her off) Sorry. But I'm a married man.

Kerry looked hurt at this. And so did the rest of his harem.

May: Nico, what are you talking about? Kerry's a part of your harem, remember?

"Nico": (chuckles) Don't be silly, babe. As far as I'm concerned, you're the only girl for me.

Saffron Masala: (Hindu Accent) But do you remember the rest of us?

"Nico": Of course I do, Saffron. Why wouldn't I?

May then got an idea.

May: Nico, how about you and I go on a date later?

"Nico": Sure. Anywhere you want to go?

May: Lynn's Table sound good?

"Nico": It sure is.

Eli: (In his head) Something is very fishy. I sense that this is not the Nico we know. I better relay this to bro.

Eli sent a telepathic message to me.

Nico: Okay. The next Gene Slammer must be here somewhere.

Me: Lets keep looking.

Eli: (Telepathically to me) Bro we got something screwy going on. We have someone here that looks like Nico and is just as strong and is saving people all over. He then said that he is only into May and he dissed his harem.

Me: (Telepathically to Eli) What!? How can that be!? Nico is right here with me and we're looking for the next gene-slammer. He can't be in two places at once. I think we may have an imposter with you guys. Keep him occupied and we'll be right over in a few minutes. Don't let him know we're on to him.

Eli: Roger bro.

?: Hey over here.

We saw a Blue Florges.

Me: Cool a Florges.

Nico: Ooh pretty.

Florges: (In a girls voice) I sure am.

Nico: (GASP) Columbine Rosevelt! Wow!

She reverted back and was a girl with blue hair and had a columbine flower tattoo in the middle of her forehead and she had blue clothes and a columbine flower on her skirt and had blue angel wings.

Columbine Rosevelt: Awesome to see you again Nico.

Nico: Same here.

Me: I like your name. Columbine is the state flower of Colorado and that's where I'm from.

Columbine Rosevelt: Cool!

Nico: (sees another me flying overhead) Um... you guys are seeing this, right?

Me: I sure am.

Columbine Rosevelt: I actually saw him just a few minutes ago and I sensed that it wasn't you Nico.

Me: Eli relayed a telepathic message to me telling me about that guy that looks like you.

Columbine Rosevelt: Good. I'm glad he did.

Nico: Yeah.

Velvet Sky: (to Nico's harem) Girls, calm down. There's probably a reasonable explanation!

Luan: Of course there is! The whole leadership position finally went to Nico's head! I knew it was gonna happen!

Lincoln: Whoa whoa whoa whoa Luan don't jump to conclusions like that.

Eli: That's because that guy was not our Nico!

Luan: He wasn't!?

May: Who was that then?

Eli: I sensed something unusual about him. Our Nico would never treat his harem like that. Nico has been with J.D. the entire time looking for the next gene-slammer so that guy we saw that looks like him was an imposter.

Varie: Are you sure Eli!?

Eli: The Force told me he was.

Me and Nico came back.

Me: Hey guys.

Eddy pointed his blaster at Nico

Nico: Easy, guys. It's me!

Skywarp: (points blaster at Nico) Oh yeah? Prove it!

Eli: Stand down guys that is the Nico we know.

Me: It's okay guys this is the Nico we know. I was with him the entire time to back him up.

Skywarp: Wait he is the Nico we know then who was it we talked to just a few minutes ago?

Columbine Rosevelt: I honestly don't know.

Qin: Columbine!

Columbine: Qin!

They hugged.

Columbine Rosevelt: It's awesome to see you.

Qin: Same here.

Skydive: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Columbine Rosevelt: Where me and Nico made awesome flowers for my family's flowers shop and we sold Columbines to a man from Colorado.

Ino: You have a flower shop too? That is awesome.

Columbine Rosevelt: Yep. It's a good one.

Qin: I remember seeing it. It's cool.

Me: Nice.

Nico and Columbine hugged.

Nico: I've really missed you.

Columbine Rosevelt: Same here Nico.

Laney: I'm guessing Pangoro and Gogoat next right?

Nico: Yep.

Luna Loud: (to Maria Mysterio) You're gonna have to cast your spell again, dude. I think the stress of the missions is getting to us again.

Nico: No. Maria Mysterio's plan is working perfectly. Because me, J.D., and Jorgen saw the imposter flying past us.

Luna Loud: Oh, good. We're not going crazy.

Agitos: Perhaps it's a Shadow Clone gone rogue.

Naruto: No I had a dream about that and it was nuts.

Me: I remember that dream bro. That is crazy.

Qin: Yeah.

Me: What did this clone look like?

May: Well he looked like Nico except he had a big chin.

The previous group came.

Koragg: Can me, Weather Wizard, Sportsmaster, Springfield Bullies, Motor Ed, Whirlwind, Living Laser, Bonz, KGBeast, and See More go with you guys?

Dolph: And what's this about a Nico clone?

Me: There's some kind of Nico copycat out there.

Qin: We saw him.

Me: And me and Nico saw him flying over us.

Lola: Weird.

Nico: Anyway to answer your question yes you all can come with.

Sportsmaster: Great.

Nico: Okay. I don't know who this other me is. But I'm gonna find out! (flies off)

Me: Not without us you don't!

We flew off with him.

Miranda (W.I.T.C.H): Seriously? What happened to never fighting alone?

Kearney: Well, how would you feel if there was a copycat of you?

We were off to find this Nico copycat.

The clone of Nico was flying when suddenly, he saw patches of white skin on his hands. And that's when Nico tapped him on the shoulder.

Nico: Excuse me. I know you're a busy guy. But I'm just dying to get your autograph.

Nico clone: Okay. Who the fuck are you? What's the game?

Nico: There's no point keeping up the act with me. The question is: Who the fuck are YOU?

Nico clone: Let me guess. This is a distraction. To keep me busy.

Nico: Well, if you say so. But I should warn you. Your makeup's starting to rub off.

The Nico clone gasped as he saw that the white skin was spreading even to his face.

Nico: This- This is a trick. How the fuck are you doing this? ANSWER ME!

He then punched Nico into a building.

I caught him and me and the entire team gasped!

Me: WHAT IN THE 9 FUCKING LEVELS OF HELL!

May: I don't believe it! There is a copycat!

Camie: What is that guy!?

Me: Okay you imposter who are you!?

Eli: YEAH! And why do you look like Nico!?

Sportsmaster threw an exploding hockey puck at the Nico clone. It exploded and knocked him down.

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

Sportsmaster: Whoever you are, you don't look so good.

But that's when the Nico clone got up. Only now, he had entirely white skin and his clothes looked darker.

Me: WHOA!

Nico Clone: LEAVE ME ALONE! (punches Sportsmaster and flies off)

Nico: Guys, we need to head back to the estate and process what the Hell we just saw.

Me: I agree. I'm starting to get a headache.

Nico: Me too.

We went back home.


The Nico clone flew to a laboratory and went inside.

Nico Clone: I... have... problem.

Will Harangue stepped out of the shadows.

Will Harangue: My friend, I would call that an understatement.

Nico: Can you fix me?

Will Harangue: I can. Soon my plan to destroy Ben will come.

Nico Clone: But he looked like me. I no understand.

Will Harangue: It's all right. Calm down.

Nico Clone: How? How could he? I'm Nico Chan. Me. (holds head in pain) Me!

Will Harangue: What's happening to him? Why isn't he following my orders?

Dr. Chadwick: I warned you. The Saiyan DNA was unlike anything we'd cloned before. It must be breaking down. I say we abort Activate the auto-destruct. Get rid of them all while we can.

Will Harangue: We're not scrapping the project for one glitch. Take this opportunity to learn, doctor Study him for the sake of the others. Only use the auto destruct if there's no other option (to Nico clone) Come. Let's look you over.

Nico Clone: What going on? Me am Nico Chan

Will Harangue: Yes. Yes, of course you are.

Dr. Chadwick: At least his programmed memories are holding. Although the damage has clearly affected some parts of his brain.

Sir Morton: (chuckles) No kidding.

Will Harangue: Very interesting. Somehow his original affected him. But I can't let that be deterred from my plan.

The Nico clone gasped as he saw his reflection and held his head in pain.

Nico Clone: (confused) What... am... me?

Sir Morton: (smirks) Nicozarro. That's what you am.

Dr. Chadwick: Sir Morton!

Sir Morton: Oh, come on! He's a clone of Nico but he's a Bizarro version of him. It fits!

Nicozarro: Nicozarro? That not my name!

Sir Morton: (laughs) If the shoe fits, pal.

Nicozarro: No. Me am Nico Chan. Me am hero. Me show you! (flies through the roof)

Will Harangue: (to Sir Morton) You know that's coming out of your pay, right?

Sir Morton: Yes sir.

Will Harangue: Oh dear.


Nicozarro flew around and saw a wrecking ball demolishing a building.

Nicozarro: There! Me save building!

Nicozarro grabbed the wrecking ball and threw it, with the driver falling out to safety. It was heading towards a park.

Galaxy Man: (sees this) Nico! We got incoming!

Nico: What the!

I flew and caught the Wrecking Ball.

Me: Looks like the Imposter is getting stupid. No offense Nico.

Nico: None taken. Lets go see what he is doing.

Motor Ed: (sees a wedding going in) Don't ask me. He just catches them. Seriously!

Me: Lets go!

We went and faced him.

Me: HEY!

Nico: You're putting people's lives at risk!

Nicozarro saw a drawbridge closing with a ship nearby.

Nicozarro: Me fix bridge. That prove me Nico Chan!

Nicozarro went to the drawbridge and held it in place.

Lasher: Oh no. The ship can't stop in time!

Me: I got it!

I flew and stopped the ship and Nico punched his Bizarro clone's face and kicked him into the sky.

Nico: This guy may be me but I bet he can't do this!

He went Super Saiyan 3!

Nicozarro: No! You am no Nico Chan! Me am Nico Chan. You leave me alone! (flies off)

Nico: Oh, so now I'm ruining HIS day?

Bonz: At least the ship is safe.

Nico: But he is not getting away.

Nico teleported in front of Nicozarro!

Nico: You are not going anywhere! Not till I get some answers!

We flew and surrounded him.

Me: That's right bud!

Superman: Wait. This seems familiar.

Maria: It does?

Acid Man: Are you referring to the creation of Bizarro?

Me: Wait Kal are you saying that this is a Bizarro version of Nico!?

Superman: Yeah he is! I recognize his tone. He is a Bizarro version of Nico!

Nicozarro: (sees May) Stay back, May. Me protect you!

See More: Sorry. But he's Nico's girl! One of them anyway.

Nico: No one touches May and my harem but me!

Nico teleported and punched his clone in the stomach and kicked him in his face and smashed him all over.

Nicozarro: Me am Nico Chan.

Giganta: (sighs) I'm sorry. But you're not Nico Chan. You're just a clone of him.

Nico: Yeah and there is room in this universe for only ONE Nico Chan and that's me!

Me: Yeah bub!

Eli: You may be a Bizarro version of Nico but you will never be the original.

Nicozarro: No. Me am Nico Chan. Me!

Nico: Hey, you might not be me. But you can still do good.

Nicozarro: Me AM doing good!

KGBeast: (Russian Accent) You were trying to fix a bridge that didn't need fixing and stopping the demolition of a building. Excuse me for being skeptical.

Me: That building was supposed to be coming down and also that drawbridge was opening for that ship you numbskull!

Ultra Humanite: You may look... different. But you can still be on the side of good like Nico is. After all, you must have a good heart like Nico, right?

Nicozarro: Yes. Me want to be good.

Laney: Good.

Nicozarro: How do me start?

Living Laser: You can start by telling us who created you. Just give us some details and we'll figure it out from there.

Nicozarro: Harangue. Will Harangue.

We gasped!

Me: Wait Will Harangue. Ben wasn't he that news reporter that always was trying to get the people to turn against you and also called you a threat?

Ben: Yeah he was!

Eli: What can you tell us about him?

Ben: Well he has launched a terrible smear campaign against me ever since I revealed who I was to the public and has always tried to view me as a threat to humanity.

He told us about him.


Will Harangue is a character in Ben 10: Ultimate Alien who first appeared in the episode "Fame". He is a loud-voiced television newscaster who hosts his own show, Harangue Nation (as his last name implies). Firmly convinced that Ben Tennyson is a threat to humanity, Will has launched a smear campaign against him and constantly tries to denounce him including turning the public against him as such.

Will Harangue debuted in the first episode of Ben 10: Ultimate Alien, stating in his program that Ben Tennyson is a threat and wanted Bellwood's population to turn against him right after Jimmy Jones revealed Ben's secret identity to the world. His declarations on TV put Ben in a bad mood and cause him to be worried about going to school, thinking that his classmates might hate him. However, when he finally goes, his classmates prove to be more grateful than Harangue (especially JT and Cash), much to Ben's surprise.

Will reappeared as the main antagonist in Video Games, where, with the help of Oliver Thompson, he tricks Ben into showing all his aliens' moves for what he think to be a video game, but actually serves to create a spider-like giant robot (referred as "The Stalker") able to counter all of Ben's aliens. He then uses the robot to try to assassinate Ben, even succeeding in defeating him at one point (though he chose to not destroy him immediately because he wanted his public to see Ben's death). The Stalker is eventually destroyed by Nanomech, who had not been scanned because of his size. Way Big then crushed its remains in front of Harangue and "accidentally" dropped it on the anchorman's car. Due to the Stalker's failure, Harangue fired Oliver. To avoid being arrested for attempted murder and vandalism, Harangue later used the footage as more proof of the violence Ben was capable of, angrily referring to the destruction of his vintage car as an act of juvenile delinquency.

Harangue also made an appearance in "Hero Time", working alongside the so-called superhero Captain Nemesis trying to get bad footage of Ben. When Overlord was arrested, he tried to back up Overlord by blaming Ben saying that Overlord did bad things to stop "The Menace of Ben Tennyson".

In "Eye of the Beholder", Harangue makes a cameo appearance on TV. However, his words are clouded by Ben's thoughts.

Will appeared again in "The Big Story" when Jimmy Jones reports that Ben (really Clone Ben) is working for a giant plant monster. Although he acknowledges him for providing photos of Ben as aliens, he does not seem to take him seriously.

Harangue appears on the Burger Shack television briefly seen in "Double or Nothing".

In "The Mother of All Vreedles", Will reported a meteor.

Will Harangue reappeared in "The Frogs Of War: Part 1", when Undertown was exposed to the public because of the residents fleeing Earth due to the incoming Incursean Empire, he uses this discovery to once again make Ben look like a villain.

In "The Frogs Of War: Part 2", after the Incurseans have successfully conquered Earth, with the help of Dr. Psychobos's Way Bads, Will congratulated them on defeating Ben and becoming Earth's new "benevolent" overlords, showing his collaboration with the invaders.

In "Return to Forever, it is revealed that Will's collaboration with the Incursean's had damaged his reputation and his viewership, despite him making a five part special report to explain how he "sabotaged" the invasions.

In order to bolster his reputation and his fanbase, Will secretly worked with Joseph Chadwick and the remnants of the Forever Knights to scan alien DNA to create a device, the Highbreed Pulse Generator, which Harangue thought would turn all the aliens on Earth to humans, but in reality, it would destroy them.

After the Forever Knights remnants were stopped, Jury Rigg used the device to permanently change Harangue's DNA into a tentacled alien as payback for all the media harassment he gave to Ben, which he discovered to his shock when he woke up the next morning.

In The Vengers, Will reported about the Vengers' exploits, making his ratings rise even higher. In reality, however, they also doubled as a city-wide smear campaign against Ben in order to boost the credibility of the Vengers, with himself being an unofficial secret partner. After the people realized that the Vengers became what they had always been, super-villains, he betrayed them immediately in an attempt to keep his ratings as high as they were before. He tried to smear both Ben and Billy's team to cover up the fact that Billy had Harangue edit footage of the Vengers' battle with Tennyson to discredit the latter further, all in a semi-vain effort to save face.

Will Harangue appears in one of the commercials for Cosmic Destruction blaming Evil Way Big's (Albedo's) attack on earth on Ben stating "Ben Tennyson has brought upon us the Apocalypse" and providing screen shots of the damage that directly wreaks upon the environment to further enhance his campaign against Ben which was leaked to him by Captain Nemesis. Shockingly he attempts to use the opportunity to sell his book titled Ben 10: Threat or Menace?


When he was done we were shocked!

Qin: WHOA!

Me: Peter does this ring any bells?

Spiderman: Yeah he's in every way like my old boss J. Jonah Jameson except he is 100 times worse.

Nico: He tried to kill Ben!? That is horrible!

Gabriel: Who else is with him?

Nicozarro: Sir Morton and Dr. Chadwick.

Driscoll gasped!

Driscoll: (British Accent) Joseph Chadwick too!? Oh not good!

Me: Isn't he the Forever Knights Architect and the current king?

Driscoll: Yes he is. And Sir Morton is Chadwick's henchman. Like an Igor of sorts.

He told us about them


Joseph Chadwick is the chief architect in charge of alien technology for the Forever Knights. He is currently the Forever King.
He is voiced by Tim Curry, who also played It, Hexxus, Ben Ravencroft, Big Bayou, Evil Manta, Maestro Forte, Kilokahn, Drake, Dr. Frank-N-Furter, and Emperor Palpatine.

David Kaye voiced him in "An American Ben-wolf in London", who also voiced Ultron, Megatron, Sesshomaru, Treize Khushrenada, Recoome in Ocean dub Dragon Ball Z, and Professor Ramone De La Porta.

Joseph Chadwick first appeared in the episode "Pet Project", retelling the events of "Be-Knighted" to the Forever Knights. He then shows them an Anterrean Obliterator he had invented in order to travel to the Dragon's homeworld and defeat the entire species.

Unfortunately, its controls are too complicated for humans to handle operating. So instead, Joseph has Sir Morton kidnap Ship in order to use him an Anterrean Obliterator. He also inserts an inhibitor chip that allows him control over Ship turning his green stripes to red. He makes Ship attack Ben's Team when they arrive to rescue him, but Julie manages to appeal to Ship's inner self and frees him from the chip's control.

The ship then betrays and attacks the Forever Knights, causing the entire castle to collapse as he and the team escape. While Sir Morton and his men managed to escape the collapsing building, Joseph Chadwick was caught in the cave-in but was also able to survive.

Joseph Chadwick returns in "Return to Forever" as the new Forever King. He also allied himself with Will Harangue, promising to boost up the reporter's ratings on TV once more in exchange for a hideout in Undertown. There, they began collecting DNA samples of every citizen in Undertown and added it to the Highbreed Pulse Generator, a device the Highbreed used to use to obliterate other species due to their racism (Chadwick lied to Harangue saying the Generator alters DNA and will make the Undertown aliens humans).

After a failed attempt at capturing Jimmy Jones, Chadwick modifies the DNA scanner so that it also scans Omnitrix aliens and revert Ben human. After acquiring most of the Omnitrix DNA, Chadwick has Ben and Rook captured and tied up in their hideout. Jimmy comes to their rescue and, during an essaying battle, knocks Chadwick unconscious with a pipe.

Joseph reappeared in "American Werewolf in London", where he and his men capture Wes Green as well as getting his hands on the last vial of Dr. Jekyll's formula. After drinking the potion, Chadwick grows into a Godzilla-like alien hybrid in order to remove Excalibur from the stone but he fails to do so. He becomes enraged and causes a flooding to occur, prompting the Forever Knights to make a temporary truce with Ben's Team in order to escape the flood. At the end of the episode, the now mutated Joseph Chadwick emerged from the river dragging along the damaged Forever Ninja (who accidentally shot himself with Rook's Proto-Tool due to holding it backward).

Joseph Chadwick was mentioned by Dr. Animo in "Animo Crackers" during the latter's constant bragging over his attempts to take over the world.

Sir Morton

Sir Morton is one of the few remnants of the Forever Knights in Ben 10: Omniverse and the henchman of Joseph Chadwick. He serves as a minor antagonist in season 2 of Ben 10: Alien Force and in season 4 and 5 of Ben 10: Omniverse.

In Alien Force, Sir Morton wears a blue-patterned knight armor with a visor. He face is shown through that visor. In Omniverse, Sir Morton's armor is more grayish and his face is never shown.

Sir Morton first appeared in Pet Project, where he was hired by Joseph Chadwick to capture Ship in order to modify him into an Anterrean Obliterator so that the knights can travel to the Dragon's home world. The objective was proven to be a success and Chadwick adds a mind-control chip that allows him to control Ship. When Ben's Team broke in to rescue Ship, Sir Morton and his men fought them until Julie manages to break the chip's influence and Ship regained control of himself. Ship charged against the Forever Knights instead and aided the team to escape as well as causing the entire building to collapse in the process. However, Sir Morton survived and managed to escape.

Sir Morton reappears in the episode "Return to Forever", having somehow survived the battle against Diagon's Esoterica alongside his former employer Joseph Chadwick, the rebuilt Forever Ninja robot and two unnamed twin knights with masks in which one of them represents sadness and the other represents happiness. Sir Morton was sent by Chadwick to capture Jimmy Jones, but Ben and Rook were able to rescue him beforehand. Despite his failure, Joseph gives Sir Morton a DNA scanner they used to scan most of the aliens in Undertown. Joseph modified it so that it can also scan Ben's Omnitrix aliens and revert Ben back to human every time he transforms. Using the scanner, Morton was able to gather DNA samples of most of Ben's transformations (including Echo Echo, Amphibian, Swampfire and Humoungousaure). Rook eventually destroyed the scanner, but the Forever Knights already had everything they needed and escaped before the Highbreed Pulse Generator activates.

In "Bengeance is Mine", Sir Morton and the Forever Ninja were battling Ben and Rook in Undertown until Water Hazard accidentally engulfed Pakmar's sponges with water and destroyed his store in the process.

Sir Morton appears again in "American Werewolf in London", where he, the twin knights, the Ninja and Joseph Chadwick kidnapped Wes Green and got their hands on the final vial of Dr. Jekyll's serum in order to locate Excalibur. They were seen fighting Ben Rook and Kai in the cemetery when they found out where the team would look. After capturing them as well and finally locating the sword, King Chadwick drinks the serum and grows into a Godzilla-like alien hybrid but finds himself unable to pull off the sword. In a fit of rage, Chadwick starts rampaging out of control and accidentally caused the entire room to flood. It is unknown if Sir Morton survived the cave-in.


When he was done we were shocked and horrified!

We gasped!

Nico: WHOA!

Me: So we got a Xenophobic Propagandist and 2 of the Forever Knights who are working for him!?

Nico: That's insane!

Whirlwind: We're throwing Harangue in jail. Sir George, you decide what to do with Chadwick and Sir Morton.

Me: They obviously don't know that you were brought back courtesy of me in the Dream World.

Sir George: That is right and being the first ever Forever Knight they will listen and obey me. So I will have them put in the Redemption Squad and the Masters of Evil.

Nico: Fair enough.

Ratbat: I'll race you guys there! (Flies off)

Me: Ratbat wait!

Ratbat stopped.

Nico: We don't know where he is.

Nicozarro: Me lead you.

Nico: Okay.

We arrived at the abandoned Explosives factory which was located outside of the city..

Jimbo: Is this it?

Nicozarro: Yes.

Me: The Royal Woods Ammunition and Explosives Factory. This place has been abandoned for years.

Nico: Wow. Picked a really bad place for a hideout.

Qin: He sure did.

Nico: Entrance time!

We went at the building.

Will Harangue was looking around.

Will Harangue: I hope our clone is okay.

Then the spirits of the Bizarro's appeared and then they swirled around him and the 2 Forever Knights and then they converged and then…

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted off above them and a phoenix cry was heard and then we came in.

Nico: The jig is up Harangue!

Me: Will Harangue, you're under arrest for attempted genocide, attempted murder, slander and treason!

Sir George: And Chadwick and Morton cease this madness at once!

Chadwick: (GASP) Sir George!? You're alive!? But we heard you were destroyed by Dagon!

Me: He was brought back thanks to me.

Cybertron Sideways: How the Hell did you even clone Nico?!

Will Harangue: Okay. Might as well tell you. Remember when Oogie Boogie beat Nico up?

May: How can we forget?

Me: Yeah why?

Will Harangue: Well, back then, he actually bled. Dr. Chadwick collected a few drops from the ground and from that humble beginning, we have this.

May: Your own army of Nico Chan clones

Will Harangue: All programmed to answer to me. And to destroy Ben Tennyson. A charming image, except for this- (gestures to Nicozarro)-technical difficulty.

Me: You're a monster Harangue! You're really playing with fire!

Laney: Yeah!

Timon: Boy does this guy need a hobby. What a mook!

Nicozarro: So, me am not Nico Chan after all?

Weather Wizard: Afraid not.

Will Harangue: (to Nicozarro) Sorry, my friend, but you am toast. (to Ben) It's a shame, really. I really was looking forward to seeing him beat you to dust.

Ben: Lot of good that will do!

Qin: You make me sick Harangue! You don't care about anyone!

Lola: Yeah!

Me: What the fuck is your problem Harangue!? What has Ben done to you to warrant so much hate from you!?

Will Harangue: Since it's too late to save the others, we should clean house. Engage the auto-destruct.

Chadwick and Sir Morton looked at each other.

Will Harangue: Didn't you hear me? I said engage the auto destruct!

The two of them then went over to us.

Chadwick: Apologies, Harangue. But with Sir George returned, we are duty bound to serve him once more.

Sir Morton: Even if it does mean ditching old grudges.

Kevin Levin: Hey, don't get smart with me. You still owe me for the damages you caused to my car that one time!

Me: Answer my goddamn question Harangue!

Will Harangue: Because he is a motherfucking monster! He thinks he is a fucking hero but he is nothing but a charlatan! True heroes are thouse like Vilgax and Albedo! They are better than everyone! Ben is a menace to Earth and wants to destroy us!

Me: What kind of fucked up world do you live in!?

Sir George: (to Chadwick and Sir Morton) You two have made the right decision.

Nico: Yes.

Me: Harangue you have no love for anyone but yourself!

Will Harangue: I WAS GIVING THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT!

What he didn't know though was that he was being recorded by Luan with a hidden camera button.

Will Harangue: I TOLD EVERYONE ALL THOSE LIES BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE STUPID GULLIBLE MOTHERFUCKING PIECES OF SHIT ASSWIPES! BEN DID NOT DESERVE ALL THAT FAME AND FORTUNE! I DID! I WANTED TO MAKE HIM SUFFER AND FIND WAYS TO KILL HIM EVEN IF IT MEANT DESTROYING THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE IN THE PROCESS!

EVERYONE THAT WAS WATCHING GASPED!

Will Harangue: I HATE BEN AND I WANTED TO MAKE HIM AN OUTCAST AND A MONSTER BECAUSE HE DOESN'T DESERVE ANY FORM OF HAPPINESS EVER! HE IS A WORTHLESS PILE OF SHIT AND DESERVES ONLY PAIN AND TORTURE AND DEATH! I HATE HIM!

Ben's aura flared up with incredible force!

HE JUST SEALED HIS FATE!

Nico: You're right about one thing. Albedo HAS become a true hero. And that's more then you'll ever be!

Me: And another thing, you just told the entire world your goals.

Luan showed the camera button she had!

The color on Harangue's face drained! HE KNEW HE WAS BUSTED!

Then Bizarro, Roman, Carly, Devack, Misty Tredwell, Kalin, Greiger, Rex, U-Foes and Kangor came.

Nico: Bizarro, Roman, Carly, Devack, Misty Tredwell, Kalin, Greiger, Rex, U-Foes and Kangor.

Bizarro: It not like deja vu all over again.

Nico: No. No, it is not.

Roman Goodwin: Well, at least he's not a pure evil version of you.

Nico: That's true.

Carly Atlas: I guess his date with May isn't gonna happen.

Me: No it still will and this time Nico is going to treat ALL of his girls to dinner.

Devack: (to Emily Zhuqiao) Are you okay, Emily?

Emily Zhuqiao: I'm starting to be.

Nico: She went through hell.

Misty Tredwell: You need anything, you let us know, okay?

Emily Zhuqiao: I will.

Gaburio Then came.

Me: Gaburio. My what big teeth you have.

Gaburio: Very funny.

Me: Back for another round?

Gaburio: I sure am.

Me: Cool cool.

Gaburio: Hey, can I come on that date of yours?

William: You better not eat all the food!

Gaburio: I promise not to.

Me: Good.

Qin: Yep.

We got the battles underway.


Princess What's-Her-Name, Asami Sato, Salene Sallamandia, Leona Terra, Shannon Simpson, Andromeda Buster, Igor, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Agitos and Nivenna VS Bizarro, Evil Solar Man, Shadow Prove, Mylene Farrow, Lunch Lady Ghost, and Hector Con Carne 2.0 - Nico's Rescue


Bizarro was first.

Bizarro: (to Princess What's Her Name) Nico's rescue didn't involve meeting a girl from J.D.'s past. (gives her paper) Please don't write her name on this paper.

Princess What's-Her-Name did so and her name Emily Zhuqiao.

Bizarro: Very Bad name.

Evil Solar Man: Translation: Very good name.

Princess What's-Her-Name: She went through a happy life and she had a good time with her parents.

Asami Sato: She went through a good time with her parents and they really didn't hurt her good.

Salene Sallamandra: (In her head) All this opposite talk is really starting to hurt my head. (Out loud) It was a really bad time for her. She wasn't raped and hurt all over.

Leona Terra: It was a good time for her.

Shannon Simpson: It was a good time.

Andromeda Buster: It sure was.

Igor: It was a good time for her.

Pinkie Pie: She went through a good time with her good parents.

Maud Pie: (monotonously) It was a good time for her.

Featherweight: It was a good time.

Sprocket: It was good.

Bizarro: Bizarro happy for Emily. Lets not do it.

Princess What's-Her-Name: HENSHIN!

She turned into KAMEN RIDER MUSCA!

It was her Fourze transformation for the constellation of Musca the Fly in the Southern Hemisphere. It was a great rider form with butterfly wings.

Evil Solar Man: WOW! That is cool!

Princess What's-Her-Name: Yep. And this.

She summoned an Earthworm Jim Themed Keyblade called THE WORMS OF EARTH!

Shadow Prove: Keyblades and Power Ranger and/or Kamen Rider Morphs! Awesome!

Princess What's-Her-Name: Yep.

They fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and worms and smashed them down.


Bertrand, RD Girl Jordan, Ruth Lincoln, Hexe Trude, Number 83: Galaxy Queen, Rose Paladin, Dracula (Hotel Transylvania), Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Miranda and Raythor VS Roman Goodwin, SHS Carnage, Terminus, Dorodoros, Duke of Trump and Palm Tree Bouma - Battling Another Marluxia 2, Universe 666 Live Action Megatron, Tomura, Dabi, M.O.E. Himiko, Evil Wing Man and Another Xiao Fung


Roman Goodwin was next.

Roman Goodwin: (to Bertrand) Nico, Ulrich's team, Xiao Fung's team, and the others did good Battling Another Marluxia 2, Universe 666 Live Action Megatron, Tomura, Dabi, M.O.E. Himiko, Evil Wing Man and Another Xiao Fung as well.

Bertrand: They sure did and it was really awesome and cool!

RD Girl Jordan: Everyone had a good time on that one and it was fun.

Ruth Lincoln: They sure did and it was a windy battle.

Hexe Trude: It sure was awesome.

Number 83: Galaxy Queen: We're all amazed that they did that.

Rose Paladin: It was so fun.

Dracula: (Transylvanian Accent) It was really fun and cool

Fluttershy: It was a really magical battle.

Tornado Bolt: It sure was and it was a battle of the wind.

Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Everyone had a good time there.

Stealth Elf: They sure did.

Roman Goodwin: I'm glad they did. Lets do it!

Bertrand: KEISOU CHANGE!

He transformed into LUPIN BLACK!

Bertrand: (SNAPS FINGERS) LUPIN BLACK!

Roman Goodwin: COOL! A black LupinRanger! That is cool!

Bertrand: It sure is! And here's an advanced Notice: We're taking your treasure!

Me: (Offscreen) And they are going to kick your big ugly fucking asses!

Bertrand: Yeah!

He summoned a Red Flame Spider Nazca Line Keyblade! It was called THE FLAMES OF URU!

Roman Goodwin: Cool Keyblade!

Bertrand: Thanks.

They fired waves of red fire and leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and energy and smashed them down.


Haiku, Goku, Mage Meadowbrook, Mistmane, Flash Magnus, Stygian, Crysta, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Galaxy Man and Astro Man VS Carly Atlas, Bui, Cat Mummy, Dr. Croaker, Ghost of Geronimo, and Big Top Werewolf - Lincoln's rescue


Carly Atlas was next.

Carly: (to Haiku) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in El Paso. How was it?

Haiku: It was really awesome and we took down an evil monster named Layla Manson and she is the daughter of the evil monster Charles Manson.

Goku: She was pure evil and she was a monster just like her father.

Mage Meadowbrook: Y'all should have seen what she was like.

Mistmane: She was that evil.

Flash Magnus: It's true what they say, the Apple Doesn't fall far from the tree.

Stygian: (British Medieval Accent) It was a terrible family it was.

Crysra: That is for sure there.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah what she did made her pure evil to her last breath.

Starshine Sparkle: No kidding there. She was a completely honorless monster!

Spyro: A true honorless slimeball.

Carly Atlas: I'm glad she got what was coming to her. Lets do it!

Haiku: KIRAMAI CHANGE!

She turned into KIRAMAI BLACK!

Haiku: FLYING WITH JEWELS OF DARKNESS! KIRAMAI BLACK!

Carly Atlas: Wow! Black Kiramager! That is amazing!

Haiku: It sure is.

She summoned an Orange Flame Hummingbird Nazca Line Keyblade and it was called THE FLAMES OF ASLLA PISCU!

Carly Atlas: Awesome Keyblade!

Haiku: Thanks. I thought so too.

They fired waves of orange fire and magic and smashed them down.


Dante, Jessie Bannon, Gabby Eunice, Kale, Caulifla, Gine, Jimmy Neutron, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Phage and Lasher VS Devack of the Monkey, Professor Monkey for a Head, Probabilitor the Annoying, Muscle Krabs, Universe 666 Bio Broly, and Wuya - Meeting a gene-slammer for Alien Ammonite


Devack was next.

Devack: (to Dante) I heard you guys met a gene-slammer for Alien Ammonite. What's her name?

Dante: Her name is Roxanne Lucius and she is a Lumasapien and they are warrior aliens made of pure llight and they are awesome.

Jessie Bannon: They sure are and I think it's so awesome.

Gabby Eunice: I think it's amazing myself.

Kale: It sure is.

Caulifla: You should have seen what happened.

Gine: And her story is awesome too.

Jimmy Neutron: It was a good one.

FLASHBACK

Nico: Yep. So, Roxanne, what memories did you have with Lincoln, and did you have to get rough with any of his enemies along with Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan?

Roxanne Lucius: Ooh, I do have one, and it's from when Lincoln and I were doing some homework in The Loud House, which we know is a notorious homework prevention zone.

Roxanne Lucius pulled up the clip and pulled up a video and it played on the screen, and it showed Lincoln and Roxanne doing homework in his room.

?: BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP!

Past Roxanne Lucius: What the heck was that?! (Sniffs) Ugh, and why does it smell like a gym bag?

Lincoln: Ugh, I'd recognize that loud belch and the smell of a gym bag from anywhere, it's Lynn, and it sounds like she's on the rampage again and she's still out for blood after what the rest of the Guardian Angels and I have done in ruining her attempts to kill me!

Roxanne and Lincoln stood their ground, and they saw Lynn burst in with red eyes of hate and she had a knife in her hand, and she was now out for blood.

Past Lincoln: This again, Lynn! (Eyes turn blood red) You know, I'm getting sick and tired of you and your numerous attempts to kill me in the past, and now, I'm going to do to you what I should've done long ago, and give you the thrashing of your miserable life, you farting, belching smelly gym-bag!

Nico: Uh oh, she's stepped in deep shit now!

Past Roxanne Lucius: No, Linky, I got this.

Lynn let out a loud belch again and came charging at them like a bull with her knife raised in the air, but Roxanne fired two powerful blasts of light which hit Lynn, disarmed her, and she was sent flying out of Lincoln's room. Lynn got up and was about to charge at them again, but Gohan and Krillin came out and they roughed up Lynn and tied her up with nylon rope.

Past Lincoln: Awesome takedown, guys.

Past Gohan: Thanks, Lincoln, and you can also thank Luna for teaching us.

Past Lincoln: I had a feeling Luna was the one behind this.

Past Krillin: Now, let's get Lynn downstairs to face her doom.

Past Gohan: Right. Let's go, Gym Bag.

Then, Gohan and Krillin dragged Lynn downstairs to her doom.

Past Lynn: YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS, STINKOLN! DO YOU HEAR ME, YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING HAREM, YOU WILL ALL PAY!

Lincoln sensed Lynn was about to let out a stinky fart and escape, so she can get after Lincoln and Roxanne again.

Past Lincoln: (GASPS) SHE'S GOING TO LET OUT A FART AND KNOCK YOU TWO OUT! HURRY, KNOCK HER OUT WITH A MALLET!

Then, Gohan knocked her out by bonking her head with a mallet, and they continued on.

Past Lincoln: Whew, now that was close!

Past Roxanne Lucius: No one's messing with my man, especially not that hard-headed, stubborn, overly aggressive, belching, farting, smelly jockstrap!

Roxanne Lucius and Lincoln went back to his room to finish their homework, but not before she placed her hand on his chest and they kissed as the video ends.

Nico: Man, Roxanne, you kicked Lynn's ass and Gohan and Krillin tied that wild animal up, that was awesome!

Luna: That belching farting gym bag messed with the light alien chick, and she went down hard.

Me: And we heard the commotion from upstairs and Gohan and Krillin told us of what Lynn tried to do to Lincoln and Roxanne, and when they were done, the rest of the sisters wanted her head on a pike.

Nico: Damn!

Lincoln: But, I cooled everyone down, and Lynn got her just desserts as she got grounded for twelve weeks and I personally threw her in a metal container. Lynn roared and pounded on the door again to get out, but Roxanne flipped her the bird through the window, and that caused Lynn to roar and beat her chest like a gorilla again.

Me: She was really wild and crazy, and someone needed to keep that animal in check before she even tried anything dumb again.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Devack: WHOA! That is crazy and awesome!

Applejack: It sure was and it was really amazing how Roxanne did that to Lynn.

Apple Bloom: It sure was and we all were amazed ourselves.

Flashwing: We sure were.

Devack: That is cool! Lets do it!

Dante: AVATAR CHANGE!

He turned into a monkey Yellow Donbrother!

Dante: THE SIMIANS OF FRIENDSHIP AND LOVE! DON PRIMATIA! ドンプリマティア

Devack: WOW! A Monkey Donbrother! Taro and team are going to like this one.

Dante: They sure are.

He then summoned a Yellow Flame Monkey Nazca Line Keyblade and it was called THE FLAMES OF CUSILLU!

Devack: That is a cool Keyblade!

Dante: Thanks!

They fired waves of yellow fire, Earth, Rock, Mud, Boulders, Lava, Crystal and apples and smashed them down.


Persephone, Hex, Aruto, Emile Valliance, Agent J, Agent K, Ginger, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Acid Man and Snake Man VS Misty Tredwell, Cammy Chameleon, Angel Roidmude, Bi Beast, Alien Pig, and Alien Guts - Amore's second mission


Misty Tredwell was next.

Misty: (to Persephone) Today was Armore's 2nd mission. And she met Apple White's Mom.

Persephone: They sure did and the one Amore met was a narcissist before and she is redeemed now.

Aruto: Yeah she was a villain before but now she is redeemed.

Hex: We're glad she is.

Emile Valliance: It's good she is and we had the Disney Princesses go with too.

Agent J: That was a really awesome mission too.

Agent K: It sure was.

Ginger (Chicken Run): (British Accent) We all thought it was good.

Rarity: It was a really awesome and fun mission too darlings.

Sweetie Belle: And the neat part is that they battled the daughter of the Cheshire Cat too.

Gill Grunt: And she was a really tricky one.

Misty Tredwell: Boy I bet. Lets do it!

SEIZA CHANGE!

Persephone: STAR CHANGE!

She turned into the Neon Green Kyuranger!

Persephone: TOKAGE STAR! KYURANGER SPRING GREEN!

Misty Tredwell: Awesome!

Persephone: Yep. I'm for Lacerta the Lizard in the Southern Hemisphere.

Misty Tredwell: Neat.

Persephone summoned her Keyblade and it was a Green Flame Lizard Nazca Line keyblade. It was called THE GREEN FLAMES OF CCARAYHUA!

Misty Tredwell: Awesome Keyblade too.

Persephone: Thanks.

They fired waves of green fire, water, jewels and ice and smashed them down.


Morpheus, Giganta, Melissa Edinborough, Rilliona, the Magistus of Verre, Chaos Emperor Dragon - Envoy of the End, Noelle Silva, Jack, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, and Harley Quinn VS Kalin, Superfriends Giganta, Sid the Squid, Jellyfishnoid, Gillmarda, and Vexxa - Nicozarro is a strange one


Kalin was next.

Kalin: (to Morpheus) Nicozarro is a strange one. He definitely doesn't talk in opposites.

Morpheus: That is amazing that he is as cool as Nico. Also Nicozarro is making a terrible mistake working for someone like Harangue.

Kalin: Wait you mean Will Harangue? The News Reporter that wanted to make Ben look bad with a terrible smear campaign and slanderous comments?

Giganta: That's him.

Kalin: I've heard all about him! That guy has no respect for him and he is like Ben's version of J. Jonah Jameson.

Melissa Edinborough: Except he's 100 times worse! He wants the citizens to rally against Ben and kill him and mount his head on a pike!

Rilliona: I don't know what it is that Ben did to Harangue but he wants Ben 10 suffer big time.

Chaos Emperor Dragon roared in agreement.

Noelle Silva: Yeah what a jerkwad!

Jack: You got that right!

Rainbow Dash: What he is doing to Ben is not cool!

Scootaloo: What is up with Harangue!?

Whirlwind: That jerk has no love for any heroes.

Kalin: That guy needs to be thrown in jail forever. Lets do it!

Morpheus: MAGICAL SOURCE! MYSTIC FORCE!

GALWIT MYSTO RANGER!

He turned into a Navy Blue Mystic Force Ranger for the The Atmospheric Jellyfish!

Morpheus: ONE WITH THE SKY! NAVY BLUE MYSTIC RANGER!

Kalin: COOL! That is awesome!

Morpheus: Thanks.

He summoned a Blue Giant Flame Nazca Line Keyblade! It was called THE BLUE FLAMES OF CCAPAC APU!

Kalin: WHOA! Awesome Keyblade.

Morpheus: It sure is.

They fired waves of blue fire, wind, rainbows, lightning and energy and smashed them down.


Boris, Kouta, Tharja, Celica, Clalr, Hilda, Nemo, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Clawful and Ultra Humanite VS Greiger, Tobias Whale, Bun Bun, Parasite, Estroy, and Shadow Mandy - Nicozarro is Nico's Bizarro Clone made by the 20 Days of Darkness


Greiger was next.

Greiger: (to Boris) Nicozarro is Nico's Bizarro Clone made by his blood that was spilled in Halloween Town during the 20 Days of Darkness. (growls) All because Will Harangue wanted someone strong enough to take Ben down!

Boris: Yeah that is crazy!

Kouta: Nicozarro is someone that will not be ordered by a freak like Harangue!

Tharja: Instead we will fight fire with fire and make Harangue pay for it.

Celica: And it will really hurt.

Clair: You got that right and it will be good.

Nemo: Yeah no kidding.

Starlight Glimmer: What he is doing is wrong on so many levels and he needs to realize that his slanderous tone is enough to get him in trouble.

Cozy Glow: That is for sure!

Hex: Yeah he needs to be taught a massive lesson.

Greiger: In a painful manner. Lets do it!

Boris: JUNGLE BEAST! SPIRIT UNLEASHED!

He turned into the Orange Jungle Fury Ranger!

Boris: WITH THE STRENGTH OF THE GORILLA! JUNGLE FURY ORANGE RANGER!

Greiger: WOW! That is awesome!

Boris: Thanks.

He summoned an Indigo Whale Flame Nazca Line Keyblade and it was called THE INDIGO FLAMES OF CHACU CHALLHUA!

Greiger: Awesome keyblade!

Boris: Oh thank you.

They fired waves of indigo fire, skulls, bones, blood, lightning, magic and stars and smashed them down.


Brittney, Amber, Ren & Stimpy, Powdered Toast Man, Kylie Griffin, Siren, Red, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Gabriel and Nathalie VS Rex Goodwin, Blackbird, Greasers, Illuso, Barbed Wire Org, and Wiggy Jiggy Jed - Nicozarro is funny and awesome


Rex Goodwin was next.

Rex Goodwin: (to Brittney) Nicozarro is funny and awesome. Now, if only he could stop accidentally wrecking stuff and endangering innocents!

Brittney: No kidding there and like Bizarro he thinks people who are not in danger are in danger.

Amber: It's the opposite. So we have to use the opposite on him too.

Ren Hoek: Yeah it's Harangue that is an eediot!

Stimpy: It's going to be good when we pound him.

Powdered Toast Man: You got that right.

Kylie Griffin: IT sure will be awesome.

Siren: I'm ready to kick some butt.

Red: Me too.

Sunset Shimmer: Same with me and it will be awesome.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) And it will be sweet justice.

Sunburn: We'll make him experience a massive buttkicking.

Rex Goodwin: Big time! Lets do it!

Brittney: WILD INSTINCT AWAKEN!

AAAHHAAAHHAHAH!

She turned into a new Zyuohger! It was for the Crow!

Brittney: MONARCH OF THE SCAVENGING PLAINS! ZYUOH CROW!

She was a Night Ranger!

Rex Goodwin: Wow! Awesome ranger!

Brittney: Yep.

She summoned a purple flame condor Nazca Line Keyblade. It was called THE FLAMES OF WIRAQOCHA RASCA!

Rex Goodwin: Awesome Keyblade!

Brittney: Thanks.

They fired waves of fire and smashed them down.


Syd Chang, Virgo, Lime (DBZ), Po, Mantis, Monkey, Maverick, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Ravage and Ratbat VS U-Foes, Bunnie and Clyde, Formica Regia, Tai Lung, Jelzap (Metroid Prime), and Mortal Kombat Frost- Nicozarro is crazy funny


The U-Foes were next.

X Ray: (to Syd) Nicozarro is crazy funny.

Ironclad: (scoffs) I bet he's not as strong as me though!

Syd: He sure is. But he is being used for the wrong purposes though.

Virgo: Yeah Harangue wants to use him as a weapon for killing Ben.

Lime: No way are we going to let that happen.

Po: Yeah he needs to be taught a lesson.

Mantis: I agree there too.

Monkey: Yeah he will leave here without his pants.

Maverick: That will be good.

Princess Celestia: That will be so funny and awesome.

King Solar: It sure will.

Solar Eclipsa: Being pantsed is a humiliating defeat for many.

Amber Morning: It sure is but it's fitting.

Spotlight: It sure is.

Vector: It sure is and that will be funny.

Vapor: It sure will.

Vector: Lets do it!

Syd: NINJA STORM! RANGER FORM! HA!

She was enveloped in a vortex of darkness and she turned into the new DARKNESS NINJA STORM RANGER!

Syd: (Echoing) POWER OF DARKNESS!

Vector: WOW! That is awesome Syd!

Syd: Thanks. I thought so too.

She fired waves of darkness and energy and blasted them all over.

Syd summoned her Keyblade and it was for the powers of the Animal Kingdom. It was called NATURE'S KINGDOM!

Vapor: Wow! Awesome Keyblade.

Syd: Thanks.

They fired waves of darkness and light and smashed them down.


Randy Cunningham, Lyna, Choji, Chocho, Tayuya, Matatabi the 2-Tailed Wraith Cat, Naruto, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Cybertron Menasor and Sideways VS Kangor, Evil Star Man, Animated Dirt Boss, King Hippo, Negatron, and 9-Tailed Kitsune - Nicozarro flirting with May


Kangor was next.

Kangor: (to Randy) (Jamaican Accent) Nicozarro keeps flirting with May, mon. But not with the rest of Nico's harem.

Randy Cunningham: Yeah no kidding there! That was silly that he is flirting with May but not everyone else.

Lyna: That made everyone else jealous.

Choji: Boy no kidding there.

Chocho: Yeah that is crazy.

Tayuya: No fucking lie there.

Matatabi: Even though he was made from Nico he is still like a brother to Nico.

Naruto: That is true and awesome.

Princess Luna: That is true.

Moondust: We just got to show him the ropes.

Snowdrop: And we can teach him how to do it right.

Gari: I agree there.

Blackout: It won't be that hard.

Kandor: It will be a challenge mon. But we can do it! Lets do it!

Randy pulled out an Eyecon and activated it.

BALDWIN III OF JERUSALEM!

Randy: HENSHIN!

He turned into a yellow Kamen Rider for Ghost! He was KAMEN RIDER BALDWIN!

Kangor: That is great mon!

Randy: Thanks.

Kangor: Who is Baldwin III of Jerusalem mon?

Randy: He was the King of Jerusalem back during the 12th Century and he was known for fighting in the Second Crusade that failed to conquer Damascus in Syria.

Kangor: That is really interesting and amazing mon.

Randy then summoned a Ninja Keyblade and it was called THE 9TH GRADE NINJA STAR!

Kangor: Nice Keyblade mon!

Randy: Thanks.

They fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed them down.


Zyuohgers, Megaforce Rangers, Drive Riders, J.D. Knudson, Varie, Camie, Cassidy, Adagio Dazzle, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Gaburio


Gaburio was next.

Gaburio: I can't believe that Harangue was trying to ruin Ben!

Me: Yeah what a monster!

Varie: HE Is the one that doesn't deserve happiness and love.

Camie: People like him make me sick!

Cassidy: That is a fact!

Adagio Dazzle: Yeah was a jerk!

Gaburio: No kidding! Lets do it!

I teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of Familiars for Victoria Kurenai, Kaylee Nago, Tamara Nobori, Selena Kurenai, Teresa Shiramine, and Taylor Sugimira, the Kamen Rider Kiva Embodiments in Lincoln's harem.

For Victoria Kurenai, Kaylee Nago, Tamara Nobori, Selena Kurenai, Teresa Shiramine, and Taylor Sugimira: A collection of female Vampire Bat Familiars named Aria, Athena, Aurora, Wicca, Blaze, and Dark Wing, these Vampire Bat Familiars have the powers of darkness, and they can fire waves of dark energy at enemies and even fire blood-draining energy waves that when they hit the enemies, they're immediately sucked dry of every last drop of blood which is given to the female Bat Familiars and the owners.

I teleported back with them.

Zyuohgers: WILD INSTINCT! AWAKEN!

AAAHHAAAHHAHAH WOOWOOWOWO!

They transformed!

Yamato: MONARCH OF THE OPEN SKIES! ZYUOH EAGLE!

Sela: MONARCH OF THE OPEN SEAS! ZYUOH SHARK!

Leo: MONARCH OF THE SAVANNA! ZYUOH LION!

Tusk: MONARCH OF THE DEEP FOREST! ZYUOH ELEPHANT!

Amu: MONARCH OF THE SNOW FIELDS! ZYUOH TIGER!

Misao: MONARCH OF THE WORLD! ZYUOH WORLD!

Bud: MONARCH OF THE BLUE SKIES! ZYUOH BIRD!

All: DOUBUTSU SENTAI ZYUOHGER!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted off behind them and they were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! ANIMAL PLATOON!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Zyuohgers too!

Drive Riders: HENSHIN!

They transformed!

Yamato: Don't underestimate this planet!

Me: Or you won't live to regret it! Lets get him!

Zyuohgers: ZYUOH BLAST!

We fired a massive wave of energy and cubes and the blasts all hit him and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

Me: YEAH! Gaburio you have failed this city!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


We regrouped and Ben turned into RATH!

Rath: LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHIN, WILL HARANGUE! NO ONE SMEARS RATH'S NAME WITHOUT GETTING A MAJOR BEATING!

Troy: I can tell that you're gonna enjoy this.

Tsukasa: Not that we blame you.

Me: You're lucky we don't kill you. We're just going to beat the living fucking shit out of you!

Kamen Ride: Don Momotaro!

Kamen Ride: Saru Brother!

Kamen Ride: Oni Sister!

Kamen Ride: Inu Brother!

Kamen Ride: Kiji Brother!

Kamen Ride: Don Doragoku!

Kamen Ride: Don Torabolt!

Tsukasa turned into Don Momotaro and Daiki summoned clones of ALL THE DONBROTHERS!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! PEACH MOUNTAIN SHOGUNS!

They turned into the Donbrothers!

Me: IT'S BUTTKICKING TIME!

We went at him and punched and beat the living fucking shit out of Harangue and really mangled him up!

RILEY BASHED HIM ON HIS HEAD WITH A FRYING PAN!

BLANG SMASH BLAM SMASH!

Will Harangue: DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!? BEN IS A MONSTER!

Me: Bite my big fat fucking ass!

Nico: Cry me a fucking river!

Skydive, Velvet Sky, Saffron Masala and Skywarp used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Skydive's nega-gun. Skywarp's missile launcher and Saffron and Velvet Sky's powers 100-fold.

Illexia, Aszil, Rothar, Gintanai, Loderool, Nivenna, Eximiar, Aokua, Swassa, Lystone, and Lomma Blasted and smashed him all over!

Skydive and Velvet Sky: NEGATIVE VELVET BLAST!

Saffron Masala and Skywarp: SKY SAFFRON BURST!

Ninja Storm Weather and Weather Wizard: STORM WEATHER BLAST!

Sports and Lightning and Sportsmaster: SPORTS LIGHTNING FORCE!

Bullies of the Volcano and Springfield Bullies: VOLCANIC BULLY BLAST!

Motorcycles Rainbows and Motor Ed: MOTORCYCLE RAINBOW BLAST!

Tornadoes of Perim and Whirlwind: PERIM TORNADO BLAST!

Wolf Flames of Magic and Koragg: WOLF FLAME MAGIC SHOT!

Lasers of Star Doom and Living Laser: LASERS OF STAR DOOM BLAST!

Bones of Megaforce and Bonz: MEGAFORCE BONE BLAST!

Russian Stone Toa and KGBeast: RUSSIAN STONE BLAST!

Eyes of Cyborgs and See More: EYES OF FURY BLAST!

Twilight Sparkle, Thunder Sparkle, Starburst, Night Light Jr, Nyx Midnight, Scarlet Genie, Zeta "Silver" Telekinetic, Sparkle Girl, Love Charm, Tinker Sparks, Starbeam Glitter, Starshine Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Cadance, Princess Amore, Flurry Heart, Lilly Crystal, Cloud Star, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Sweetie Drops/Bon Bon, Donut Joe, Spike the Dragon, Shining Armor, Tempest Shadow, Swift Foot, Gallus the Griffin, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, Rai, Sena and Joe Shimamura: MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and elements.

Nico, Eli, Twilight Sparkle, Bizarro, Camie and me: BIZARRO RETRIBUTION BLAST!

We fired waves of energy and elements.

Lincoln: BIZARRO ELEMENT STYLE: BIZARRO!

Entrapta: BIZARRO LIGHTNING STYLE: BIZARRA!

Perfuma: BIZARRO NATURE STYLE: GREENZARRO!

Frosta: BIZARRO ICE STYLE: CYZARRO!

Shantae: BIZARRO MAGIC STYLE: BATZARRO!

Akko: BIZARRO STAR STYLE: BIZARRO FLASH!

They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said Bizarro members.

Lincoln and his harem: BIZARRO FINAL SMASH: BIZARRO LEAGUE STRIKE!

They summoned the Bizarro League and they blasted and bashed and smashed Harangue down.

Nico: Whew, now that's what I call one crazy mission, I can't believe I have a Bizarro clone of myself. Ugh, my head's still spinning.

Lincoln: Lana.

Lana made a block of ice and Nico put it on his head.

Nico: Thanks, Lana. But still, awesome job, gang.

Me: Harangue is done for.

Lincoln: Now, there's only one last thing to do, and one last loose end to tie up: Ava Parker.

?: LINCOLN LOUD, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU FOR GETTING US EXPELLED FIVE YEARS AGO, YOU WHITE-HAIRED FREAK!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large search pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the ten coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the ten large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Lincoln: Oh great, I knew there's no mistaking that foul mouth from anywhere, you just don't know when to call it quits, do you, Ava Parker?

We saw a girl with black hair, red eyes, and dressed in a black coat, white blouse, black pants, and black knee-high boots heading our way on a motorcycle, it was Ava Parker of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, but we also saw Alana Cameron and Brianna Greyson, who's already falling into madness heading here as well.

Selene Arcangela: Oh great, that monster bitch's also got Alana Cameron and Brianna Greyson with her.

Lincoln: If they think I'm going to take that lying down, they've got another thing coming.

Lincoln fired magnetic blasts at the motorcycles and destroyed them and that sent the Legion of The Lincoln Haters flying off the destroyed motorcycles, and when they got back up and saw Lincoln, they were now absolutely pissed off.

Ava Parker: You ruined everything, Lincoln Loud! We had every last loser cowering in fear before us, but you...! YOU JUST HAD TO PLAY THE HERO AND RUIN OUR REIGN!

Brianna Grayson: And what you fucking did in killing our dads and ruining my constant desires for revenge..., THAT WAS THE LAST STRAW THAT BROKE OUR FUCKING BACKS! KILL THEM ALL! LEAVE NONE OF THEM ALIVE!

But, before Alana Cameron and Brianna Greyson could get after us, Lincoln trapped them in a rainbow energy field.

Alana Cameron: WHAT THE FUCK?! HE TRAPPED US INSIDE THIS AGAIN! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, LINCOLN!

Lincoln: Cry me a river!

Maria: You tell her, Lincoln! (Flips Middle Finger) And up yours, bitch!

Qin: They're just as, if not even worse, than Audrey Madison, and she was a heartless, sick, twisted, good-for-nothing, murderous slut!

Me: And they're still as stupid and murderous as ever.

Rachel: Yes, but this'll make sure they finally get our point.

Suddenly, Rachel's eyes turned neon sea foam green and she was surrounded by a sea foam green and white energy aura with stars, water, ocean waves, and phoenixes, and as she approached Ava Parker, she left sea foam green and white energy, stars, water, ocean waves, and phoenixes with every step.

Rachel: I can't believe that you'd break out one day to get revenge on Lincoln for something that was entirely your fault, Ava Parker, and the same goes with the rest of the monster bitches inside the energy field. You think that now that you and the rest of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters have broken free you can just waltz in here and try and kill Lincoln, we're not standing for it. You've already put the final nail in your coffin, and now, it's time for you to die.

Suddenly, Rachel was surrounded by a massive vortex of sea foam green and white energy with stars, water, ocean waves, and lights, and surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes flying around the vortexes, and in the vortex is a sea foam green phoenix with red eyes glaring at Ava Parker: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Rachel emerged, but she was changed forever.

Rachel grew to 7'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has sea foam green highlights in the bangs of her long black hair, she has neon pink eyes and a sea foam green and white energy aura with stars, water, ocean waves, and phoenixes surrounding her, she has a phoenix and dragon emblazoned on her forehead with Third Eye with sea foam green iris, she has on phoenix earrings with sea foam green gems for eyes and holding the Water and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has a dragon with sea foam green gems for eyes and holding the Water and Eternity Kanjis in the claws on the bottom of her sea foam green dragon-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with sea foam green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and sea foam green gems embedded on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Rachel has on a short-sleeved sea foam green shirt, dark blue skirt, white socks, black slip-on shoes, she has on large gold metal bands with pink gems on her biceps and thighs, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, water, ocean waves, and phoenixes on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix and dragon surrounded by water, ocean waves, and stars. Suddenly, Rachel felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive black angel wings with sea foam green tips on the feathers grew and sprouted out from her back, and she now has eleven massive and long black wolf tails with sea foam green tips and sea foam green markings, Rachel has on her Ring of the Phoenix with sea foam green gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Rachel's newly forged greatswords and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of sea foam green and white energy, stars, water, ocean waves, and phoenixes, and when it emerged, it transformed into Rachel's Eternal Cosmic Storm Oceanic Maelstrom Fury Greatsword of Eternal Cosmic Oceanic Maelstrom Phoenix Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded sea foam green gems and black etchings and a dragon and phoenix etched on the 7'3" massive, wide, double-edged sea foam green blade, large sea foam green dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with sea foam green gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large sea foam green phoenix heads with sea foam green gems for eyes and in their mouths and a large sea foam green dragon head with a pink gem in its mouth below the large phoenix heads for the pommel. Rachel has on her new Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with sea foam green gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left bracer, her new gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with sea foam green gems for eyes and a large sea foam green gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a sea foam green kanji below the dragon and phoenix that said, "Rachel, Best Friend of Girl Jordan and Many, Despiser of Killjoy Huggins, Dark Chandler and His Minions, And The Rest of Lincoln's Enemies, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of Ava Parker of The Legion of The Lincoln Haters, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Water, Ocean Waves, Stars, and Phoenixes"

レイチェル、ガール・ジョーダンと多くの親友、キルジョイ・ハギンズの軽蔑者、ダーク・チャンドラーと彼の手先、そしてリンカーンの残りの敵、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、エイヴァ・パーカーの破壊者リンカーン・ヘイターズの軍団、破壊者とスレイヤー極悪、狂乱、殺戮、冷酷、サディスティックなろくでなし、凄まじく力強い教師の凄まじく力強い教え子、水、海の波、星、鳳凰の達人

Rachel has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DRAGON-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE OCEANIC MAELSTROM ETERNAL COSMIC OCEANIC MAELSTROM STAR DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE OCEANIC MAELSTROM ETERNAL COSMIC OCEANIC MAELSTROM STAR DRAGON PHOENIX JUSTICE AND DIVINE OCEANIC MAELSTROM ETERNAL COSMIC OCEANIC MAELSTROM STAR DRAGON PHOENIX LOVE!

We were amazed by Rachel's Super Angel-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Ava Parker saw it, she went fucking crazy and she got out her machine gun to fire at Rachel, but Rachel fired a barrage of sea foam green and white energy blasts with stars, water, ocean waves, dragons, and phoenixes at Ava Parker and it sent her flying into a tree back first, she got back up and she ran at Rachel again with a knife she got out, but she disarmed Ava Parker by firing water blasts which hit her and sent her flying into another tree, she got back up, but now, she was mega pissed off!

Girl Jordan: WHOA!

Nico: That's really awesome!

Me: You said it, Rachel's transformed into her Super Angel-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and she really put the hurt on that monster bitch.

Lincoln: Ava Parker has been asking for this for a long time, and what better way to administer her final judgement than right in front of the other members of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters.

Rachel: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Cosmic Oceanic Maelstrom Star Dragon Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Oceanic Maelstrom Star Dragon Phoenix Love) You got that right. Now, let's rip her apart, Linky.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Hope, and he joined Rachel.

Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You and the others have caused more than enough grief and trouble to everyone in Michigan for too long, Ava Parker. We've made the right choice getting you all expelled and put in prison five years ago, but you know what, prison's too good for any of you. Now, we're going to fix that and do what should've been done to you years ago.

Rachel and Lincoln went after Ava Parker who went extremely ballistic and continued firing at them, but they dodged the bullets, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, sea foam green and white energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Ava Parker and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her, and they attacked her with their massive greatswords leaving scars on her, and Lincoln left many more with his claws and he and Rachel attacked her with punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they were really, really, really pissing off her off now and driving her even more ballistic.

Just then, Ava Parker got out a second machine gun, but Lincoln put up a rainbow energy shield around him, Rachel, and all of us, and she started shooting like crazy and also laughing like a deranged bitch, but the bullets were getting bounced off the energy shield. Suddenly, the machine guns ran out of bullets and Ava Parker's deranged laughter died down and she was really fucked now.

Me: Hah! You're out of bullets, bitch, and you know what that means!

Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) (Smirks) You're shit out of luck!

Lincoln grabbed Ava Parker by the neck and he tossed her into the air, and Lincoln and Rachel fired a powerful barrage of energy balls with water, ocean waves, stars, quintessence, elemental forces, and mythological animals, and as they hit Ava Parker, they exploded with incredible power and she was killed in the explosions, and that angered the rest of Alana Cameron and Brianna Parker. Then, Ava Parker's spirit appeared, and she was still incensed with anger and fury.

Ava Parker: You think you've won?! I'LL RETURN ONE DAY AND KILL YOU ALL!

Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) No, you're done and this time forever, Ava Parker. Give my regards to your lowlife dad when you see him.

Lincoln summoned the spirits of Ava Parker's victims from the past who seized her, and then, he drew the Judgement Kanji on her forehead, and she was found guilty for her crimes, and she was fading away from existence.

Ava Parker: NO! NO! DAMN YOU, LINCOLN LOUD, DAMN YOU ALL, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM! DAMN YOU ALL TO (FADES AWAY)

We cheered wildly for Rachel and Lincoln holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Rachel's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, and eleven massive and long black wolf tails, and massive black angel wings are permanent.

Then, the rainbow energy field Lincoln put up to keep Alana Cameron and Brianna Greyson inside went down, and they ran up to the dead remains of Ava Parker. Then, they looked at Lincoln and they were absolutely really seething with rage!

Brianna Greyson: You're going to pay for this, Lincoln Loud! YOU FUCKING FREAK! KILL HIM! KILL THE FUCKER! LEAVE NONE OF THEM ALIVE! (LAUGHING INSANELY)

Alana Cameron and Brianna Greyson ran at Lincoln with knives drawn, only for them to get disarmed and pushed back by Lincoln who fired rainbow fire blasts at them.

Lincoln: If you and Alana don't want to lose any of your arms or legs, leave right now, Brianna.

Suddenly, the sound of police sirens were heard, and being the criminals they were, they knew they were in huge trouble!

Brianna Greyson: (ENRAGED SCREECHING) This isn't over, Lincoln Loud!

Then, Alana Cameron and Brianna Greyson ran off, but not before they gave us the finger, and me and Nico retaliated by giving them the finger and it drove them mad as they ran off.

Nico: Yeah, up yours too, bitch!

Juniper Lee: What a bunch of wusses.

Rachel: We've taken another one down so far, and now, we got two more to go. Thanks for helping me destroy Ava Parker, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Rachel.

Suddenly, Rachel wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Rachel's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, and Angel flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces, ocean waves, and water behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Rachel absorbed the water and ocean waves and they came back to us as the display vanished.

Nico: Whoa, now that's what I call a dose of maelstrom justice. Lincoln, Rachel, you two did really awesome in teaching that monster bitch, Ava Parker, a lesson and pissing off the last two monster bitches.

Lincoln: Thanks, Nico, but we're already fast approaching the end of The War Against The Legion.

Me: You said it.

Lincoln: And for tomorrow, the next member of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters that's going to show her face is Alana Cameron, which means you and I are up next, Sadie.

Sadie: Yes, we'll make her pay for all of her crimes in full.

Lincoln: But we've also got to keep an eye out, now that I've driven Brianna Greyson far deeper into madness, she and Alana Cameron are bound to send even more armies of hired thugs after us.

Nico: We'll be ready for them since we've been dealing with hired thugs hired by our resident jerks to kill us, which always end with you killing them by sucking out their blood and pissing Flip and the other jerks off, and now because of what you just did in sending them running, now they're so out for blood.

Lincoln: She's already losing it one after another, and that's exactly what I wanted to see, and soon, the last thing she'll ever see is her own life running out and her blood being spilled on the ground.

Nico: You got that right, Lincoln. So, which Alien Gene-Slammer are you meeting on your rescue tomorrow?

Lincoln: Good question, Nico. Oh, I have an idea, how about a Gene-Slammer for Alien Shocktrooper and Alien Infiltrator.

Selina Almenara: (Gasps) That's awesome, Linky, and there's only one person we know who'd be Gene-Slammed into Alien Shocktrooper and Alien Infiltrator: Margaret Desroches, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and one super sexy and super beautiful girl who's also a very strong and powerful warrior and tactician with incredibly strong cosmic earth and lava powers, and immortality, and here's the really really surprising part: Margaret Desroches' known as a Geosapien, an alien from the planet Geos, a planet similar to Earth in the Virgo Supercluster.

We gasped.

Shanan: I've heard of them, they're a really powerful race of warriors who've defended their planet from invaders for countless eons, they look human in appearance, but what marks them out is that they have brown hair, orange eyes, and brown angel wings. Their true form is really beautiful, they have orange sclera and they have orange earth tattoos covering their hands and forearms and feet, and the clothes they have on transforms into a orange earth-themed two-piece bikini, which is their real outfit, and like the Pyrosapiens, Hydrosapiens, Umbrasapiens, Aerosapiens, and Lumasapiens, they also have quite an extremely powerful sexual drive.

Nico: And Lincoln also has an Geosapien as one of his many Guardian Angels?! Oh, I hope she kept herself under control.

Luna: Don't worry, dude, she, like Selina, Marina, Adreana, Lenora, Arianna, and Roxanne, has controlled herself, especially with me, Leni, and Mom watching her.

Nico: Whew.

Shanan: And just like the Pyrosapiens, Hydrosapiens, Umbrasapiens, Aerosapiens, and Lumasapiens, they have a very powerful desire find a mate who is not only very strong, powerful, and very intelligent, but that mate also has a kind heart, brave, bold, noble, courageous, and who always helps those in need.

Selene Emperyous: And for Margaret, the one who fit that role was Lincoln.

Mana Mystictree: Plus, she and Lincoln have more than once engaged in their fair shares of making out and kissing.

Me: And trust me, we've seen it more than once, and it always ends with Lincoln getting his entire face covered in kisses, his face red with passion, steam whistling from his ears, and hearts in his eyes. But now that Lincoln's gotten older, I just know she's going to want to take it much further.

Lincoln: I already know, but I'm ready. Plus, you'll love hearing this part, Nicole: she hates perverts with the same vengeance as you, and she doesn't need to use sexual wiles to rat them out, she can sense it by looking into their auras, and when she finds that out, she unleashes pure hell upon them by firing waves of earth at them, and she also makes her threats clear, if she sees any single person trying to peek at her, she'll bury them underneath tons of earth or throw them in a volcano.

Nicole: Oof, now that's just really brutal.

Luna: And if she dares to find out someone's hurting our bro, she'll send them to her home planet to be brutally massacred and buried underneath the earth, and that threat's been sent to Flip, Scoots, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies, and that also included Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they stepped out of line.

Selina Almenara: I've seen how brutal Geosapiens are when it comes to dealing with evil villains.

Will Harangue: (weakly) Do it. Finish me!

Rath grabbed Harangue by the collar. It looked like he was about to stab him to death. But then, he smirked and then threw Harangue to the ground, knocking him out.

Kalin: You didn't kill him?

Rath turned back into Ben.

Ben: Nah. Compared to guys like Vilgax and Aggregor, he's not worth it.

Greiger: Good. He can rot in prison.

Me: Yep.

Nicozarro: Me have to go now.

Rex Goodwin: What do you mean?

Vector: You may have been created by a villain but you proved to be a hero.

Nicozarro: But me am not Nico Chan. Me travel world. Find purpose.

Vapor: We understand.

Nicozarro turned to leave but looked at us with a smile.

Nicozarro: But if need me, I be there. After all, what friends for, right? (flies off)

Me: Yeah.

Nico: You think he's gonna be alright?

Kangor: Of course he will, Mon. After all, he came from good stock.

We went back home and Harangue was arrested and almost immediately he was fired from his job.

Will Harangue was found guilty of Attempted Genocide, Attempted Murder, numerous counts of slander and treason. He was sentenced to 10 eternity sentences in prison and he was cursed with Eternal Life without eternal youth and he was now a 500 year old man for all eternity and he was also ordered to pay $526 Nonagintillion to Ben Tennyson and family and he also had all his assets seized. In less than 1 hour he went from one of the worlds most beloved celebrity news reporters to the world and the universes most hated pariah! Protesters and rioters burned down his entire mansion and called him a monster worse than Peter Griffin.

We enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

THE END


Another chapter finished

This was a crazy one but it was awesome.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.

For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Mammoth, Cyclops (Hercules), Miner 49er, Bandit Keith, Universe 666 Sartorius and Gitai, as well as Boy Lynn, Huanglongmon, Melanie Flores, Farran Leafshade, Aira Windwhistler and Naida Riverheart and we're going to the world of Starship Troopers to the Klendathu system and we're going to heal all those that were brutally butchered and dismembered by the bugs and also destroy the planets of the Klendathu system. Also we're going to battle Another Evil Roxas, Metroid Hatcher, Grenchler, Flaahgra, Thaargus, Omega Pirate, Cyclops and Mammoth. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Pangoro and her name is Zanna Li and she is from China.

The next match-up in The War Against The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters is Sadie and Lincoln VS. Alana Cameron

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Xia Kou, and we got bad news: that deranged monster bitch, Brianna Greyson, went to Xia Kou and formed an alliance with Huang Zu, the cowardly scoundrel and enemy of the Sun Family of Wu, along with the powerhungry Yuan Shu in yet another attempt to get revenge on Lincoln. But, her latest revenge plan is about to be foiled because Lincoln's going to rip Huang Zu to shreds because during the battle for Jing Province in the world of Dynasty Warriors, that cowardly scoundrel used an archer unit in an ambush that killed Sun Jian and he's also going to see to it that Yuan Shu is also punished for using The Imperial Seal to proclaim himself Emperor and throwing the land even further into chaos. And we're going to meet the next Alien Gene-Slammer, her name is Margaret Desroches, Gene-Slammer of Alien Shocktrooper and Alien Infiltrator, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and one super sexy and super beautiful girl who's also a very strong and powerful warrior and tactician with incredibly strong cosmic earth and lava powers, and immortality, and here's the really really surprising part: Margaret Desroches' known as a Geosapien, an alien from the planet Geos, a planet similar to Earth in the Virgo Supercluster, they're a really powerful race of warriors who've defended their planet from invaders for countless eons, they look human in appearance, but what marks them out is that they have brown hair, orange eyes, and brown angel wings. Their true form is really beautiful, they have orange sclera and they have orange earth tattoos covering their hands and forearms and feet, and the clothes they have on transforms into a orange earth-themed two-piece bikini, which is their real outfit, and just like the Pyrosapiens, Hydrosapiens, Umbrasapiens, Aerosapiens, and Lumasapiens, Geosapiens also have quite an extremely powerful sexual drive, and just like the Pyrosapiens, Hydrosapiens, Umbrasapiens, Aerosapiens, and Lumasapiens, Geosapiens have a very powerful desire find a mate who is not only very strong, powerful, and very intelligent, but that mate also has a kind heart, brave, bold, noble, courageous, and who always helps those in need, and for Margaret, the one who fit that role was Lincoln, and she and Lincoln have more than once engaged in their fair shares of making out and kissing, and more than once, it always ends with Lincoln getting his entire face covered in kisses, his face red with passion, steam whistling from his ears, and hearts in his eyes. But now that Lincoln's gotten older, he knows she's going to want to take it much further, but he's more than ready, and she hates perverts with the same vengeance as Nicole, and she doesn't need to use sexual wiles to rat them out, she can sense it by looking into their auras, and when she finds that out, she unleashes pure hell upon them by firing waves of earth at them, and she also makes her threats clear, if she sees any single person trying to peek at her, she'll bury them underneath tons of earth or throw them in a volcano, and if she finds out someone's hurting Lincoln, she'll send them to her home planet to be brutally massacred and buried underneath the earth, and that threat's been sent to Flip, Scoots, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies, and that also included Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they stepped out of line.

Get ready for a battle of hulking proportions as we battle the Totally Spies villain Ulrich Wernerstein and we're going to teach that muscle-bound behemoth not to make other people hulking and strong without their consent.

See you next time.