This chapter is for where we face Ulrich Wernerstein from Totally Spies


The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was flying through space.

Nico: Captain's Log, Stardate 7933.9: The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix is en route to the Klendathu System for an amazing rescue and help out anyone in need of assistance there. Our mission is to help out everyone and have a great rescue and destroy the entire Klendathu System in one fell swoop.

Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Mammoth, Cyclops (Hercules), Miner 49er, Bandit Keith, Universe 666 Sartorius and Gitai, as well as Boy Lynn, Huanglongmon, Melanie Flores, Farran Leafshade, Aira Windwhistler and Naida Riverheart and all of the team are on the U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix are heading to the Klendathu System.

Me: This is gonna be a really awesome one.

Lola: I can't wait to squish some bugs.

Camie: Me too!

Sora Phaaze: This will be one that will be remembered.

Lola: Yeah!

Lana: We'll make those ugly bugs pay.

Hunter: (German Accent) Oh ja ja! We sure will und it will be good.

Boy Lynn: Boy it sure will.

Nico: Boy Lynn, I want to thank you, Mammoth, and your teams for coming today.

Boy Lynn: No problem Nico. This will be fun.

Huanglongmon: It sure will be awesome.

Tsuyu: Yeah it will!

Nico: Huanglongmon, what are your thoughts on Poromon?

Huanglongmon: He's an awesome little guy. And he knows how to make all of you happy.

Qin: That is true. He sure does.

Lola: I think he is awesome. Same with all the mmascots.

Huanglongmon: That is for sure.

Lana: I'll say.

Nico: And he's been with me since my childhood.

Me: Yep.

Poromon: That's right Nico.

Qin: Yeah!

Xenia: That is so awesome. Powerful bonds through it all.

Me: Yep.

Varie: Yesterday's Mission was goddamn crazy!

Lola: Yeah! Harangue made a Bizarro clone of Nico!? What the heck was he even thinking!?

Maria: You think Nicozarro will be okay?

Nico: He is me cloned. He will be just fine.

Qin: Yeah.

Nico: But it was awesome meeting him.

Laney: And he helped us take down Harangue.

Camie: That is for sure.

May: Makes me wonder if we'll ever see him again.

Nico: I have a feeling we will.

Lola: Yeah.

Camie: It will be at the right time.

Varie: Yeah.

Me: But now Harangue is in prison forever. Cursed as an old man for all eternity.

Xenia: That's for sure.

Albedo: Harangue actually IS right about me being a true hero. He's just wrong about me being better than all of you. I feel that would've fit my former teammates in Team Buktu.

Me: That's true. Harangue is wrong about everything. Ben is not the monster. HE WAS.

Qin: That's for sure. He tried to kill everyone. He tried to kill Ben mostly.

Lola: And all because he said he doesn't deserve any happiness!

Me: What kind of fucked up world did he live in!?

Varie: No idea.

Camie: Either way he is dead to us.

Lola: Yep.

Lisa Loud: We have arrived at our destination.

Nico: On screen.

We arrived at the Klendathu System.

We arrived at Fleet Station Ticonderoga.

Me: Fleet Station Ticonderoga.

We arrived and saw ships and more exploding.

Me: Looks like they just got back from the failed battle of Klendathu.

Camie: Yeah.

Nico: Open channels.

Lisa did so.

Lisa Loud: Channels open.

Nico: This is the starship U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix, Captain Nicolas Chan of Team Loud Phoenix Storm commanding.

Commander: Nico good to see you again.

Nico: Glad to arrive. Requesting permission to come aboard.

Commander: Granted. We could really use your help.

Nico: Okay.

We docked and boarded.

We went on board and we saw thousands of men and women viciously dismembered and mangled up. Limbs were missing from them and they were torn apart.

Me: My god! What the fuck happened!?

Twilight: I think I'm gonna be sick.

Nico: Boy they really got mangled up big time.

Rainbow Dash: No kidding.

Eli: The bugs did all this.

We saw the casualties.

Me: Holy shit! 308,563 dead or missing!

Nico: No shit.

Eli: These guys weren't just killed they were massacred.

Dizzy Flores came.

Dizzy Flores: Hey guys!

Me: Dizzy thank God you're all right.

Nico: What happened here?

Dizzy Flores: The Battle with Klendathu. It was a complete failure.

She told us all about it.


The Battle of Klendathu refers to the invasion of Federation Forces on the Bug homeworld Klendathu. The attack was a complete defeat, resulting in heavy casualties for the United Citizen Federation.

In response to the Meteor Attack on Buenos Aires, the Federation Council convened in Geneva where Sky Marshal Dienes announced plans for an offensive against Klendathu, which was identified as the Arachnid home world and source of the Meteor attack.

The staging point for the attack on Klendathu was Battlestation Ticonderoga, located deep within the Arachnid Quarantine Zone. Multiple Mobile Infantry Divisions and Federation Fleet assets were committed to the offensive.

Fleet was expected to gain air superiority early on with minimal resistance as the only known Arachnid anti-air/orbital capabilities in the form of Plasma Bugs were believed to respond with random and light fires in support of the Arachnid ground forces. This would allow the Fleet to position directly over the deployment zones allowing for rapid Mobile Infantry deployments to the surface.

Once on the ground the Mobile Infantry would establish a beachhead, and destroy any Arachnid resistance encountered while Fleet complete a lodgement of ground forces and supplies to Klendathu. This rapid assault on the surface combined with close air support provided by TAC fighters would provide the numbers and fire-power required to counter the numerical advantage of the Arachnids before they could even begin to mobilise against the Federation Armed Forces. These factors would allow both Fleet and Mobile Infantry to dominate the surface against any Arachnid response.

The offensive began with the arrival of the Fleet in the Klendathu System, consisting primarily of Corvette Transports and support craft. Corvette Transports launched TAC fighter squadrons while deploying entire Mobile Infantry Divisions via DR-4 Viking dropships to the planets surface.

Plasma Bugs from the surface of Klendathu fired their first initial salvos of anti-ship fire within minutes during the troop deployments from orbit. The Corvette Transport; Rodger Young had completed thirty five percent of it's Mobile Infantry deployment by the time the Plasma Bugs had opened fire on the Fleet. As predicted by Military Intelligence the Bug Plasma did in fact appear to be random and light, the first salvos coming within close proximity to fleet ships, but with no recorded hits or causalities sustained by Fleet, allowed Mobile Infantry deployment to continue unimpeded.

However, moments later once the Corvette Transports started to complete their troop deployments, Plasma Bug Batteries began sustained and accurate anti-ship fire, causing catastrophic damage to the Fleet. In one incident. damage sustained by a Corvette Transport caused the ship to veer off course and collide with another Corvette Transport, causing the Rodger Young to make an evasive manoeuvre to avoid collision before being hit by bug plasma towards the nose and bridge of the ship. Despite these damages, the ship would survive the battle intact.

During the chaos in high orbit, the first wave of Mobile Infantry units reached the surface within minutes of deployment, although some DR-Viking dropships were lost due to Plasma Bug fire the majority of the deployments were successful, with thousands of infantry securing the drop-zones and advancing outward, with no initial resistance met. Various sporadic skirmishes would begin to occur as Mobile Infantry companies would encounter and destroy Plasma Bugs and Bug Holes with the use of Tactical Oxygen Nukes and engage isolated groups of Warrior Bugs with rife fire.

As the Mobile Infantry continued to advance and extend their perimeter around the primary landing zones, small skirmishes against Arachnid ground forces would begin to escalate in to large scale engagements as it was discovered that the Arachnids had in fact already mobilised in greater numbers than anticipated.

Mobile Infantry units attempted to repel the Arachnids, fighting in lined formations with rifle fire. However due to the damage being sustained by Fleet in orbit from continued Plasma Bug fire, the infantry on the ground were left without sufficient close air support to counter the Arachnid numerical superiority, and because of this, ground forces were unable to prevent or repel the Arachnids from advancing directly in to Mobile Infantry positions. This resulted in Mobile Infantry units being forced to engage Warrior Bugs in close quarters combat, with troopers being fatally wounded or outright killed by stabbing and/or dismemberment.

Within the first thirty minutes of the battle, the Mobile Infantry divisions, unable to gain ground against the Arachnids, and sustaining heavy casualties, had lost the initiative. It was no longer possible for the Mobile Infantry to deny the Arachnids the ability to mobilise within the area of operations or even maintain security of the landing zones. In addition to this, due to the amount of damage still being sustained by the Fleet, there was no ability to provide the necessary close air support to troopers on the surface in order to bombard and destroy the high concentrations of Warrior Bugs assaulting the Mobile Infantry positions.

With no other option, the Federation Armed Forces issued a general retreat. All Mobile Infantry divisions were ordered to fall back back to the landing zones for extraction. The retreat quickly became disorganised as retreating infantry units were continuously perused by Warrior Bugs, with many troopers killed attempting to cover the retreat of other units or attempting to rescue other troopers.

During the retreat, the Mobile Infantry unit; Roughnecks 2-0 managed to facilitate in the rescue of multiple troopers that may have otherwise been killed in battle. It is unknown if other units performed similar actions or with such success.

Eventually, all surviving Mobile Infantry units were extracted from the surface and transported back to the remaining Corvette Transports in orbit, leaving the surface area of operations in complete Arachnid control. Fleet remnants then retreated to Battlestation Ticonderoga, leaving no remaining Terran Armed Forces in the system and effectively ending the offensive on Klendathu.

After the surviving Mobile Infantry troopers were recovered by dropships and brought back aboard the Corvette Transports, the remaining ships in the fleet retreated to Fleet Battlestation Ticonderoga. Many of the ships that participated in the battle were non-operational and had to be towed to safety. The Terran Navy was cut to ribbons when so many of its ships were massed in Klendathu's lower orbit, limiting the operational deployment of Federation forces in Arachnids space for some time.

Well over 300,000 ground troops were killed in the battle, with 100,000 killed in the first hour alone. By any measure, the battle was an unmitigated disaster. Apart from material losses, the psychological effect of the disaster drastically damaged morale across the Federation. Strategically, with so many ships and soldiers lost in one fell swoop, there was no way surviving Federal Military forces could effectively combat the inherent numerical superiority of Arachnid forces, which began swarming Federation holdings in all directions.

Sky Marshal Dienes resigned in shame after the disaster, and was succeeded by Sky Marshal Tehat Meru. Maru's leadership outlined a new grand strategy of using surviving forces to clear out the planets outlying Klendathu one at a time, which were less heavily populated by the Arachnids. This would follow the classic routine of heavy aerial bombing runs by TAC Fighters, followed by sending in the Mobile Infantry to mop up the survivors and clear out subterranean Bug holes. At the same time, this would provide more opportunities to observe and research the Arachnids to examine them for tactical weaknesses.

We were shocked, horrified and grossed out beyond all works.

Me: My god!

Lola: 100,000 dead in that short of an amount of time!? That's horrible!

Twilight Sparkle then threw up!

Twilight Sparkle: (LOUD VOMITING)

Lincoln comforted her.

Me: I'm sorry this happened Dizzy.

Dizzy Flores: The important thing is many of us are okay.

Me: Most of you are.

Xenia: Yeah guys have all been torn to pieces.

Lola: No kidding!

Nico: Well, let's get to work.

Me: We came to heal you all.

We went and got to work.

We used our powers and healed them all over and regrew their limbs and more.

Nico: There we go!

Brittney: Awesome.

I saw Johnny Rico in a tank and he was being healed up in it. He had a really nasty wound on his leg.

Me: Geez! A bug stabbed him through his leg.

Dizzy Flores: I know.

I went over.

Me: Johnny thank goodness.

Johnny saw me.

Me: (Telepathically to him) You took a really nasty bug stab to your leg. At least you're okay.

Johnny Rico: (Telepathically to me) J.D.! Yeah I know. How many people made it out?

Me: Besides you, over 308,000 dead or missing. We healed up everyone that lost limbs and all that. We're doing the best we can to do so. But you'll be better shortly.

Johnny Rico: Good. J.D. if you see Xander kick him in the balls for me.

Me: With pleasure.

We left and tended to more wounded.

Dizzy Flores: Thanks for coming guys.

Me: Anytime Dizzy.

Nico: We also have other problems.

Me: First thing we're going to do is blow up this entire planetary system.

Dizzy Flores: How are you going to do that?

Me: It will be perfect to test out my newest weapon.

Nico: What is it?

I pulled out a tiny glass container and in it was a glowing red pulsating ball of energy.

Nico: What is that?

Me: A Subatomic Supernova Bomb. It possesses the power to make a star go supernova with the power of 20 Supernova Explosions.

Nico: WHOA! That is powerful!

Me: Yep. That little glowing ball inside this carries enough power to make a star explode with that much power.

Dizzy Flores: How does it work?

Me: I just throw this right into the star of a system and then BOOM! It explodes with that much power.

Nico: WHOA! That is incredible!

Me: Me and Lisa made this for this situation and it would be perfect to test it on this.

Lola: WOW!

Xenia: Yeah! That is amazing!

Nico: Let's get back a safe distance.

Me: Good idea.

Nico: Nathaniel have all of the Fleet Station return here and put the station inside the ship. This is gonna be big.

Nathaniel: Roger that.

Me: Okay.

Nico: This will be awesome.

Me: Yep. When I throw this into the Yellow Sun of the system we got to fly out of here FAR and FAST. It's going to be big.

Laney: Oh boy.

Twilight Sparkle: This will be huge.

We got the station loaded in the ship.

Me: All loaded in.

Nico: Do it!

I went out.

Me: HERE COMES THE WINDUP! AND THE PITCH!

I threw it right at the yellow star!

I flew back and went in.

Nico: Lets go! Warp drive engage!

We engaged the warp drive and zoomed out of there!

ZOOOM!

When we were at a safe distance away…

SUPER UNBELIEVABLE ULTRA MEGA SUPERNOVA EXPLOSION OF UNIMAGINABLE POWER!

THE ENTIRE SYSTEM EXPLODED WITH THAT MUCH POWER AND BLEW IT COMPLETELY TO SMITHEREENS! We saw the explosion and it blew the entire system into OBLIVION!

We were amazed and shocked!

Nico: WHOA!

Camie: Unbelievable!

Sakura Knudson: That is incredible!

Laney: WOW!

Varie: WOW!

Huanglongmon: That was awesome!

Dizzy Flores: Wow!

Nico: Scans show that the entire Klendathu system is gone!

Dizzy Flores: It's over guys! THE BUGS ARE ALL DESTROYED!

THE SOLDIERS ALL CHEERED!

Nico: Boy that was amazing!

Qin: Yeah it was!

Nico: Your weapon worked perfectly J.D. Well done!

Isabel: That's my grandpa!

Dizzy Flores: That was awesome guys!

Xenia: Yeah!

Nico: Eli, sense for Swartz's creations.

Eli: Right.

Eli concentrated.

Eli: Whoa! We have Another Evil Roxas, Metroid Hatcher, Grenchler, Flaahgra, Thardus, Omega Pirate, Cyclops and Mammoth.

Nico: Wow!

Shanan: Creatures from Tallon IV, Aether and Phaaze in that batch.

Sora Phaaze: Yeah this will be fun.

Nico: Who's first?

Me: Another Evil Roxas.

Nico: Edith Norris then shall come first.

Qin: Yep.

Maria: I'll call her in.

Nico: Lets head to the training arena first.

Me: Okay.

We did so and when we got there Maria called her in.

A portal appeared and then..

KRASPLAT!

A blob of slime came out and smashed onto the ground and reformed and in came Edith Norris.

Edith Norris: Yo.

Nico: Awesome timing Edith.

Edith Norris: Thanks. This will be fun.

Nico: I got eyes on Evil Roxas!

We saw a figure come out and it was ANOTHER EVIL ROXAS! But he had a yellow coat on instead of a black one.

Qin: Whoa! Yellow looks awesome on Roxas.

Nico: It sure does.

Lola: Yeah!

Luan: That is ENLIGHTENING! (LAUGHS TO RIMSHOT)

We laughed at her Joke.

Me: (LAUGHS) That was awesome.

Eddy: (LAUGHS) That was a good one!

Nico: But seriously, who are you?

Luan: Aw Nico I was going to say that!

Nico: Sorry Luan.

Another Evil Roxas: (In a girls voice) That was still a funny joke.

Me: That voice!

She reverted back and it was a girl with blond hair and had blue eyes and had the kanji for Light in the middle of her forehead and she had yellow and black clothes and had yellow angel wings and had the Oblivion Keyblade in her right hand and the Oathkeeper Keyblade on her left hip. She had the Kanji for Key of Destiny of Light on her skirt.

Me: (GASP) Rhonda Roxas!

Nico: Whoa! Then that must mean that you're the gene-slammer of Roxas.

Rhonda Roxas: That's right. I sure am.

Roxas: Wow! A gene-slammer of me! That is so cool!

Rhonda Roxas: It sure is.

Edith Norris: Sorry we have to do this.

Rhonda Roxas: No worries.

Me: By the way are the other Anothers friendly or Hostile?

Rhonda Roxas: Friendly and they are all really interesting.

Camie: This will be awesome.

Edith Norris: It sure will.

Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.

Girl Jordan: Lets do it Leeli.

Leeli: You got it.

(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)

Sea dragons were singing in the background.

Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep

Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél

Rhonda Roxas was glowing and then Another Evil Roxas separated from her.

Edith Norris: Awesome!

Qin: YEAH!

Edith turned into her Polymorph form.

Edith Norris: (GURGLING VOICE) TIME FOR SOME BUTTKICKING GOOP STYLE!

She then covered Another Evil Roxas with her slime.

KRASPLAT!

YUCK!

Sakura Knudson: Oh sick!

Me: Polymorphs have different flavors added to them.

Nico: Yeah when Ben turned into Goop he tastes like Kiwi Fruit.

Sakura Knudson: Really? Wow!

Me: Dark's Goop form tastes like Black Licorice!

Nico: Go ahead and finish this!

Edith Norris: With pleasure!

She fired waves of slime and drenched him and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

He exploded!

I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Key of Light's Destiny and The Light of XIII.

Me: Awesome title.

Laney: Nice.

Me: Another Metroid Hatcher next.

Nico: Who do we call for this?

Me: Adreana Metrodora, Tiamat Sisters, Meadow Vexxa, Serenity Sellington and Columbine Rosevelt for these.

Nico: COOL!

Qin: Yeah!

Eli: They will all come at once. The Anothers.

Nico: Perfect.

Maria: I'll call them in.

Maria did so and then in elemental vortexes came Adreana Metrodora, Tiamat Sisters, Meadow Vexxa, Serenity Sellington and Columbine Rosevelt.

Tiana Tiamat: We're here.

Serenity Sellington: Awesome.

Then out came Metroid Hatcher, Grenchler, Flaahgra, Thardus, and Omega Pirate!

Nico: There they are! Except the Another Cyclops and Another Mammoth.

Me: Oh boy!

Qin: Geez!

Nico: And you are?

Another Thardus: (In a girls voice) All these are one in the same.

Me: Wait that voice!

They merged and reverted back and she was a girl with Teal Green Hair and she had blue eyes and had blue clothes.

Me: (GASP) Anna Rollands!

Anna Rollands: Awesome to see you again J.D.

Sakura Knudson: ANNA!

Anna Rollands: Sakura! Oh my god!

They went and hugged.

Sakura Knudson: I thought I would never see you again after all these years!

Anna Rollands: Me too Sakura.

Sakura Knudson: Anna was my best friend. Before I was kidnapped by Swartz and taken in as his student we were like sisters and we even helped J.D. with so many of his goals.

Nico: That is cool!

Xenia: I'll say!

Tiana Tiamat: We need to seperate you so your mind isn't stretched too thin.

Anna Rollands: I agree. I'll tell you more about me after those Anothers are done.

Nico: Okay.

Lincoln fired a beam of light and separated her from them.

Nico: Awesome!

Me: Get them girls!

Tiana Tiamat: It would be our pleasure!

They fired waves of energy and elements and blasted all of them and they exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

I caught a huge Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Creatures of Metroid.

Me: Fitting.

Nico: Yep. Another Cyclops next.

We heard the ground shake.

Nico: You guys felt that, right?

Me: Yep.

BOOM.

We felt that.

BOOM. BOOM! BOOM!

Eli: Anybody hear that? It's a um… (BOOM) It's an impact tremor that's what it is. I'm fairly alarmed here.

Then a huge figure came out and it was ANOTHER CYCLOPS!

Me: WHOA!

Huanglongmon: That one is of Titanic Proportions!

Nico: Um… hi?

Another Cyclops: (In a girls voice) Been a long time Nico.

Nico: (GASP) That voice!

She reverted back and was a girl with Rainbow Hair and an aqua blue shirt and she had an aqua blue skirt that had the kanji for the Cataclysmic Prophecy of the Shamouti Titans and she had black pants and she had rainbow angel wings.

Nico: (GASP) Gina Shamouti!

Melody (Pokemon): Wait Gina Shamouti the Avatar of Shamouti Island!?

Gina Shamouti: That's right. Awesome meet you Melody.

Melody (Pokemon): Same here.

Huanglongmon: Apologies that we have to fight like this.

Gina Shamouti: No worries.

Lincoln: Lets do this first.

He fired a beam of light and separated Another Cyclops!

Huanglongmon: Now that's more like it!

He fired a beam of energy and the blast hit Another Cyclops and then…

EXTREMELY MASSIVE EXPLOSION!

He exploded with devastating force and I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Island Bird Princess and The Titan of Greece.

Me: Nice.

Maria: Time for backup! (TURNS DIAL) WINDS OF FURY 6!

She summoned Xaldin, Yost Whirlwind, Dracula (Simpsons), Ghost of Witch McCoy, Chick Hicks and Bee Blade!

Me: YEAH!

Nico: This will be good.

Lola: Yep.

Nico: There's the Another Mammoth!

We saw her.

Qin: WHOA!

Mammoth: Whoa! Like looking at yourself in the mirror!

Xenia: It sure does.

Another Mammoth: (In a girls voice) It does feel that way doesn't it.

Nico: That voice.

She reverted back and it was a girl with blond hair and she was in a blue bikini and she was REALLY MUSCULAR! Like BODY BUILDER MUSCULAR!

Me: WHOA! You are RIPPED!

Nico: Carmen Vennez! Whoa! You weren't like this before!

Carmen Vennez: I was eating these.

She gave me a Bulky Bar.

Me: A Bulky Bar? How did this make you into that?

Carmen Vennez: I don't know! I was eating one and then next thing I knew I was this muscular! I look awesome!

Me: We'll have to run some tests on this Bulky Bar when we get back.

Kaito: (gets out Abaranger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Zocks: (gets out Dekaranger gear) Because we can grant it instead.

Kaito got a Dino Thunder Sword and Zocks got an SPD Blaster.

Carmen Vennez: Just to find whoever made these bars and kill them.

Me: That we can do. But whoever did this will likely go to jail.

Nico: Yeah I agree there. I'll tear off his manhood for this!

Sougo: (gets out Dino Thunder Ridewatch) You just gave us something to investigate,

Geiz: (gets out SPD Ridewatch) But other than that, can you tell us more about yourself?

Sougo got DinoThunderRedArmor while Geiz got SPDRedArmor.

Carmen Vennez: I sure can. I am a swimsuit model and I wanted to model swimsuits. I was soaking up some rays and then I ate what looked like a chocolate bar and then THIS happened to me. Then I got kidnapped by Swartz.

Me: We'll have to look into these bars and see what's up. But something is telling me that it's soon to be a dead man.

Qin: Yep.

Nico: Sorry we have to fight like this Carmen.

Carmen Vennez: No worries Nico.

She turned into ANOTHER MAMMOTH!

Me: First this. FIRE STYLE NINJA ART: FIRE RUN!

I fired a wave of fire and formed a ring of fire around her!

Gitai: Nice one!

Me: Just for starters.

Nico: (gets out Mammoth's Ridewatch) Only fair I match your strength.

Nico activated it and punched her all over and smashed her down.

Nico: Time for some strength! (ACTIVATES CYCLOPS RIDEWATCH)

Nico fired waves of energy and smashed her down.

May: I see gold in your future! (ACTIVATES MINER 49ER'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.

May: And here it comes! (ACTIVATES BANDIT KEITH'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired waves of energy and blasted her down.

Maria: Time for you to see the light! (ACTIVATES UNIVERSE 666 SARTORIUS'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired light blasts and smashed her down.

Maria: Now for this too! (ACTIVATES GITAI'S RIDEWATCH) EARTH STYLE NINJA ART: THOUSAND SPHERE OF GRAVES!

Maria lifted up a MASSIVE HUGE ROCK and smashed it onto her!

KRASMASH!

OUCH!

Huanglongmon: And this too! (ACTIVATES CYCLOPS RIDEWATCH)

He fired waves of energy and smashed her down!

Then Onyx, Brutus, Fault Zone, Boomtower, Universe 666 Thanos and Doctor Diablos came!

Nico: Whoa nice team Onyx!

Onyx: Thanks Nico!

Me: Awesome!

Nico: Yeah!

Qin: This will be fun.

Nico: After this, I'll have to get Lisa to analyze this

Lisa Loud: I'm on it Nico.

Then a Pangoro appeared!

Me: Whoa A Pangoro!

Maria: I think the next gene-slammer came.

Pangoro: (In a girls voice) (Chinese Accent) I sure did.

Nico: Zanna Li!? Whoa!

She reverted back and was a girl with black hair and blue eyes and had a brown Chinese outfit on.

Zanna Li: It's good to see you again Nico. I got this.

She fired a wave of energy and smashed own Another Mammoth and I caught the ridewatch and Purified it and brought Carmen over.

Nico: YEAH!

Zanna Li: That was so fun.

Lisa Loud: I have the results. These protein bars are ordinary protein bars. But they are also made with super concentrated anabolic steroids and they instantly bulk people up to hulking proportions and make you increasingly durable, faster and give you superhuman strength. But they make you increasingly violent and short tempered.

Me: These bars are dangerous!

Nico: Yeah!

Carmen Vennez: So that's how I got so muscular.

Nico: Just be glad you ate one. 10 would make your muscles as big as the Hulk.

Me: No kidding.

Hulk: Hulk would not like bars like this.

Zanna Li: Whoever made these bars is in a lot of hot water.

Nico: Big time.

Huanglongmon: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Zanna Li: When me and Nico took on a corrupt business in Shanghai run by my evil uncle.

Nico: I remember that. We blew that entire company into dust and got her evil uncle thrown in prison for smuggling diamonds on the black market.

Qin: I remember that too!

Laney: Wow! That is awesome.

Xenia: Yeah!

Nico and Zanna hugged.

Nico: I've really missed you.

Zanna Li: Me too Nico.

Dizzy Flores: But thanks for helping us guys.

Me: Anytime Dizzy. Now we have officially seen the last of the Arachnids.

We went back home.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Drakus, The X-Squad, Nightscream, Penelope, Guru, Panda King, and Dimitri LouSteau are heading to Xia Kou, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the four girls here, but we got bad news: that deranged monster bitch, Brianna Greyson, went to Xia Kou earlier and formed an alliance with Huang Zu, the cowardly scoundrel and enemy of the Sun Family of Wu, along with the powerhungry Yuan Shu in yet another attempt to get revenge on Lincoln. But, her latest revenge plan is about to be foiled because Lincoln's going to rip Huang Zu to shreds because during the battle for Jing Province in the world of Dynasty Warriors, that cowardly scoundrel used an archer unit in an ambush that killed Sun Jian and he's also going to see to it that Yuan Shu is also punished for using The Imperial Seal to proclaim himself Emperor and throwing the land even further into chaos.

Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Xia Kou, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the four girls here, but we got bad news: earlier today, that deranged monster bitch, Brianna Greyson, went to Xia Kou earlier and formed an alliance with Huang Zu, the cowardly scoundrel and enemy of the Sun Family of Wu, along with the powerhungry Yuan Shu in yet another attempt to get revenge on me.

Sun Quan: That's exactly what our scouts had reported, for her to forge an alliance with two of our worst enemies, her sanity is already deteriorating further and she's becoming even more unstable.

Me: That's right.

Selene Arcangela: But, her latest revenge plan is about to be foiled because Lincoln's going to rip Huang Zu to shreds.

Nicole: That's right, because if I remember right, during the battle for Jing Province, that cowardly scoundrel used an archer unit in an ambush that killed Sun Jian.

Sun Jian: That's exactly right, Nicole. But, that's not going to happen again, Huang Zu shall be slain here and now.

Sun Shang Xiang: Right, Father, and Lincoln's also going to see to it that Yuan Shu is also punished for using The Imperial Seal to proclaim himself Emperor and throwing the land even further into chaos.

Nico: And since Emperor Xian had issued an edict to slay him, this is something that can't be ignored.

Eli: So, we got two dangerous foes to deal with: Huang Zu in his main camp, and Yuan Shu who's out there waiting to kill us.

Lincoln: Yes. But, we're not going to let those two get away with this, we're going to put an end to the two of them for good.

Panda King: That's correct. So, what's the plan, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Huang Zu's a weakling, but he's cunning. He's going to try and launch a naval attack on us, and he'll also have traps set up for us as soon as we start the advance. So, Ling Tong, Gan Ning, I need you two to take down the enemy forces before they set sail.

Ling Tong: Alright, consider it done.

Lynn: You sure we can trust the two to get the job done? Lu Meng told us those two once hated each other.

Lian Shi: It was due to Gan Ning killing Ling Tong's father long ago, but Ling Tong's let go of the past.

Lincoln: That's right. Now, we need to take care of Huang Zu's traps.

Sun Ce: Leave that to me, Shang Xiang, and Quan, Lincoln.

Zhou Yu: Looks like we've already received our assignments. Now, then, Lincoln, it's time to give the order to advance.

Lincoln: Right. Everyone, prepare to advance. Huang Zu, Yuan Shu, you shall pay the price for your crimes against the land!

We started our advance, and as Lincoln instructed, Ling Tong and Gan Ning took down the naval unit before they could set sail, and Sun Ce, Sun Shang Xiang, and Sun Quan took down the officers in charge of the traps.

Zhou Yu: That should take care of Huang Zu's traps and naval assault. Now, to get after Yuan Shu.

Yuan Shao: I don't know if I should even say this, but during the battle at Si Shui Gate, Yuan Shu deliberately stopped sending supplies to Sun Jian, and they were almost routed by Hua Xiong.

Me: He did what?!

Lincoln: It was because of jealousy and envy that he did this, and now, that gives us another reason to slay him. I thank you for telling us this vital piece of information, Yuan Shao.

Yuan Shao: You're welcome, and I also have to thank you, Lincoln. Somehow, because of you, I had decided to let go of my pride and desire for glory, and I repaired my friendship with Cao Cao.

Lori: But, how was that possible?

Nicole: Looks like Lincoln's plan had far-reaching results such as Yuan Shao changing his ways and repairing his childhood friendship with Cao Cao. Universe 666 Lincoln was right, Lincoln was also chosen by The Elements of Harmony, and he took some huge steps: the first is uniting The Three Kingdoms and the second is uniting the Warlords and Warriors of Japan.

Guo Jia: Along with removing Dong Zhuo, Lu Bu, and Hisahide Matsunaga.

We headed for Yuan Shu's camp, and he was already planning to leave.

Lincoln: Leaving so soon, Yuan Shu?

Yuan Shu: You! You've ruined everything! If you hadn't shown up, the land would've finally been mine!

Liu Bei: Your delusions of imperial grandeur must end here and now, Yuan Shu!

Yuan Shao: Indeed. To think I considered you my kinsman, and I wasn't blind to what happened at Si Shui Gate, I knew you deliberately stopped sending supplies to Sun Jian and all because of your envy and jealousy.

Lincoln: That's something I can't stand about you, Yuan Shu: you wanted to use The Imperial Seal to proclaim yourself Emperor, but in my eyes, I see you for who you really are: a greedy, powerhungry, treacherous insignificant worm whose crimes can never be forgiven!

The sheer authority and fury in Lincoln's voice had Yuan Shu quaking in his boots.

Yuan Shu: Bah, I have no time to deal with any of you! Huang Zu, I leave this to you!

Suddenly, Lincoln fired a blast of rainbow fire at Yuan Shu, which incinerated him before he had the chance to flee and he sent his spirit to The Black Gates forever.

Zhang He: Your words were indeed true, Lincoln. Yuan Shu's greed, treachery, and lust for power had indeed proven to be his downfall, and as such, he needed to die the death of a coward.

Luna: Now, there's only one coward left to get rid of: Huang Zu.

Lincoln: Right, Luna. (Deep Sapphire Eyes turn blood red) Get ready, Huang Zu, now it's your turn to meet your fate.

We then headed for Huang Zu's camp.

Lincoln: This is it, now we just have to get rid of Huang Zu and end Brianna Greyson's last attempt at revenge.

Nico: Let's drive that conniving monster bitch even more insane than she already is right now!

Suddenly, we saw Alien Shocktrooper and Alien Infiltrator arrive, and with them are the four girls.

Sun Jian: Alien Shocktrooper and Alien Infiltrator, and if I'm not mistaken, you're none other than Margaret Desroches, one of Lincoln's Guardian Angels and the Geosapien he mentioned yesterday.

Alien Shocktrooper and Alien Infiltrator: (Girl's voice) I might've known Lincoln told you all about me, and yes, you're correct, Master Sun Jian. Now, we need to hurry, Huang Zu might be planning to run, but he's also got archers hidden somewhere around his camp.

Lincoln: Right, Margaret.

We headed inside, and there in front of us is the very scoundrel whom The Sun Family despises for his cowardly nature: Huang Zu.

Sun Jian: We've been waiting for this very moment.

Sun Ce: You have no one left to help you anymore.

Sun Shang Xiang: And now, you're all alone.

Sylvester: No one's going to say a kind word at your funeral.

Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.

Lincoln and Sun Quan: Huang Zu, face the vengeance of The Sun Family of Wu and Team Loud Phoenix Storm!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Star Blood-Stained Demonic Darkness Justice and Divine Star Bloodstained Demonic Dark Demon Hound Compassion, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal search Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Archangel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Heavenly Lightstorm Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Archangel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Justice, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Magical Elemental Fairy Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Fairy Wolf Justice and Divine Elemental Fairy Magic Mysticon Wolf Hope and he had his Lupus' Celestial Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice and Eye of Lupus orb ready, Lynn's team, The Lion Guard, The Miraculous Celestial Union, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nico, Nicole, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Huang Zu, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Your time in this world is over, Huang Zu. Now, go join your cohort, Yuan Shu, in Hell forever!

Lincoln held out his left hand, and his Dragon Ball Bracelet glowed and seven red negative energy beams fired out and formed into a massive red energy ball, which he condensed to the size of his body.

Me: This is it.

Nico: Now, Huang Zu's life is finally over, and The Sun Family's honor shall be avenged.

Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) NEGATIVE KARMA BALL!

Lincoln fired the energy ball at Huang Zu, and it exploded with incredible power and the explosion had killed him, and Huang Zu was sent to The Black Gates forever. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.

Sun Jian: Well done, Lincoln.

Sun Ce: That was some pretty impressive leadership you displayed.

Me: This was just like back at Hu Lao Gate and at Okehazama.

Nico: I was about to say it, J.D. Lincoln, you really displayed some amazing leadership along with use of tactics and strategy, and because of it, Yuan Shu and Huang Zu are dead and gone for good.

Lincoln: And we made sure the last bit of trouble in The Three Kingdoms has been brought to an end for good. (To Margaret Desroches) And it's so good to see you again, Margaret Desroches.

Margaret Desroches reverted back to normal, and she's a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long brown hair, brown eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess, and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful brown angel wings, she's dressed in a sleeveless orange midriff top, orange skirt, necklace with blue gem for the pendant, orange bridal gloves, orange knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with earth, lava, aliens, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Alien Shocktrooper and Alien Infiltrator, and holstered on her back is a massive Alien Shocktrooper and Alien Infiltrator-themed greatsword with embedded brown gems and Alien Shocktrooper and Alien Infiltrator etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged orange blade, large orange dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces embedded on both sides of the hilt with orange gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large white angel heads and large orange gem on the bottom of the large white angel heads for the pommel.

Margaret Desroches: You too, Linky, it's been such a long time.

Lincoln went up to Margaret Desroches and he hugged her, and Margaret Desroches is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and they also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you nine since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Margaret Desroches: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old 7'9" tall, very handsome, and manly teen with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness, man, you've really really grown a lot in height, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Nico: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and he's become truly immortal.

Me: And Lincoln, you know this sexy hot mama?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., this is Margaret Desroches, Gene-Slammer of Alien Shocktrooper and Alien Infiltrator, she's my Guardian Angel and one super sexy and super beautiful girl who's also a very strong and powerful warrior and tactician with incredibly strong cosmic earth and lava powers, and immortality, and here's the really really surprising part: Margaret Desroches' known as a Geosapien, an alien from the planet Geos, a planet similar to Earth in the Virgo Supercluster.

Then, Shanan appeared.

Shanan: Yep, they're a really powerful race of warriors who've defended their planet from invaders for countless eons, they look human in appearance, but what marks them out is that they have brown hair, orange eyes, and brown angel wings. Their true form is really beautiful, they have orange sclera and they have orange earth tattoos covering their hands and forearms and feet, and the clothes they have on transforms into a orange earth-themed two-piece bikini, which is their real outfit, and just like the Pyrosapiens, Hydrosapiens, Umbrasapiens, Aerosapiens, and Lumasapiens, Geosapiens also have quite an extremely powerful sexual drive, and just like the Pyrosapiens, Hydrosapiens, Umbrasapiens, Aerosapiens, and Lumasapiens, Geosapiens have a very powerful desire find a mate who is not only very strong, powerful, and very intelligent, but that mate also has a kind heart, brave, bold, noble, courageous, and who always helps those in need, and for Margaret, the one who fit that role was Lincoln.

Luna: And she and Lincoln have more than once engaged in their fair shares of making out and kissing, and more than once, it always ends with Lincoln getting his entire face covered in kisses, his face red with passion, steam whistling from his ears, and hearts in his eyes. But now that Lincoln's gotten older, he knows she's going to want to take it much further, but he's more than ready.

Shanan: Plus, she hates perverts with the same vengeance as you, Nicole, and she doesn't need to use sexual wiles to rat them out, she can sense it by looking into their auras, and when she finds that out, she unleashes pure hell upon them by firing waves of earth at them, and she also makes her threats clear, if she sees any single person trying to peek at her, she'll bury them underneath tons of earth or throw them in a volcano, and if she finds out someone's hurting Lincoln, she'll send them to her home planet to be brutally massacred and buried underneath the earth, and that threat's been sent to Flip, Scoots, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies, and that also included Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they stepped out of line.

Nicole: Yeesh, getting buried underneath tons of earth or getting thrown into a volcano, those are two really brutal punishments.

Margaret Desroches: And I know Lincoln's going to mark me, but before he does, let me show you all my true form.

Suddenly, Margaret Desroches transformed into her true form as the sclera of her eyes turned orange and she has orange tattoos covering her hands and forearms and feet, and her clothes morphed into an orange earth-themed two-piece bikini, which is her real outfit.

Fabia: So, that's her true form, wow.

May: She looks even more beautiful in her true form.

Suddenly, Margaret Desroches went up to Lincoln, and her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he suddenly wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Suddenly, Margaret Desroches gave Lincoln a passionate kiss on the lips as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and they suddenly engaged in a French kiss. Suddenly, we saw Lincoln's veins glow orange and when they were done, Lincoln still had a massive red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes.

Shanan: She's marked him, I knew it.

Lincoln: Yep, and now, then, I think it's my turn to mark you, Margaret.

Suddenly, Lincoln hugged Margaret Desroches in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Margaret Desroches: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Margaret Desroches' neck with orange gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Margaret Desroches: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Margaret Desroches.

Margaret Desroches had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her, and he leans down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the four girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, he immediately recognized them. The four girls are Mayu Nagaya, Remi Aoki, Saya Kanzaki, and Tisato Nagaya from Bishoku.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Mayu Nagaya, Remi Aoki, Saya Kanzaki, and Tisato Nagaya from Bishoku.

Nicole: Whoa, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Mayu Nagaya: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Mayu Nagaya and the other three girls saw who it was that saved them from Huang Zu and Yuan Shu, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'9" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with a Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscrossing straps and large circular chest plate with phoenix on it, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracelet and other bracelets merged with them, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers, he has ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense blue aura around him.

Mayu Nagaya: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Lincoln made three clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Mayu Nagaya: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Mayu Nagaya, Remi Aoki, Saya Kanzaki, and Tisato Nagaya with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team was shocked to find out the villains we went after were Huang Zu, the cowardly scoundrel and enemy of the Sun Family of Wu, along with the powerhungry Yuan Shu, who formed an alliance with that deranged monster bitch, Brianna Greyson, who went to Xia Kou earlier today in yet another attempt to get revenge on Lincoln.

But, when Lincoln showed what happened such as him displaying his leadership skills by killing the officers in charge of the traps Huang Zu had laid out and stopping the naval assault, and then, killing Yuan Shu and sending him to The Black Gates, and finally us laying the beatdown on Huang Zu, and Lincoln finishing him off by sending Huang Zu to The Black Gates forever, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him all over. Lincoln and Margaret Desroches have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.

Maria: Man, that was one awesome battle you guys fought, and we're rid of Huang Zu and Yuan Shu for good.

Lincoln: You said it, what Huang Zu did could never be forgiven.

Sun Jian: And Yuan Shu trying to use The Imperial Seal in an attempt to proclaim himself Emperor was an act of treason that warranted his execution.

Me: Which was something Lincoln had done: by killing Yuan Shu for his treachery and Huang Zu for what he'd done in your world, Master Sun Jian.

Nico: You said it.


After getting rid of Huang Zu and Yuan Shu and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Margaret Desroches saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her faces, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Margaret Desroches: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 17-year-old, 7'9" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out for many years. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Margaret, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Margaret Desroches: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.

Margaret Desroches: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.

Nico: Yep. So, Margaret, what memories did you have with Lincoln, and did you have to get rough with any of his enemies along with Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan?

Margaret Desroches: Ooh, I do have one. Remember what happened whenever Patchy declares it a Packing Day and Lynn turns into a four-legged wild animal and announces her arrival by letting out those loud belches? Well, we decided to use that against Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan.

Margaret Desroches pulled up a video and it played on the screen, and it shows Margaret and Lincoln eating pizza at Gus' Games and Grub, along with the rest of his Guardian Angels.

Past Lincoln: As always, Gus makes awesome pizza!

Past Margaret Desroches: He sure does.

Suddenly, Lincoln's stomach groaned, and suddenly...!

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LINCOLN LET OUT A VERY MONSTROUS BELCH FAR LOUDER THAN LYNN'S WHEN PACKING DAY WAS DECLARED AND WHEN SHE GOES ON HER VIOLENT RAMPAGES!

Nico: Dang, Lincoln, that was one really monstrous belch, even more louder than Lynn's whenever a Packing Day is declared or when she goes on her rampages.

Me: We heard it from The Loud House, and man, that was loud!

Past Selene Arcangela: Dang, Lincoln.

Past Nicholette Torrington: Yeah, that belch you let out way more monstrous than Lynn's loud belches when Packing Day is declared or when she goes on a rampage again. (GASPS) Ooh, everyone, I have an idea.

Lincoln and his Guardian Angels gathered to listen in on Nicholette's plan. Then, the scene changes to Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, who are still out to kill Lincoln, but unknown to them, they were being watched from within the bushes.

Past Nicholette Torrington: Yeah, that's right, Lori, you and the others keep on trying to find Linky, but you're walking straight into our trap.

Suddenly, Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan heard some rustling.

Past Lisa: Where is that hairless ape?! We want his head on a pike!

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That monstrously loud belch caused Lori, Lola, Lisa, and Luan to panic as memories of the Packing Day Wars came back.

Past Lori: Lynn, you better not be on the rampage again, save it for when we go after the twerp!

Past Lynn: That wasn't me, Lori! Get off my case!

Past Lola: We're not alone, are we?!

Suddenly, something peeked through the bushes, and the sound of heavy breathing was heard, but the figure ducked back into the bush, but it wouldn't stay quiet for long.

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Another monstrously loud belch was heard, and that got Lori, Lola, Lisa, and Luan in another panic.

Past Luan: Oh, I don't like this, it's not even Packing Day but we're already in fear for our lives.

Suddenly, they saw something heading their way.

Past Lori: (SHRIEKS) SNOWBALLS! INCOMING!

Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan got hit hard with a barrage of snowballs, and then, total chaos.

Past Lisa: EVERY BI-PEDAL HUMAN FOR THEMSELVES!

Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan ran away like headless chickens, and they hid behind a fence. Then, Lola peeked out, and Lincoln came out, but he looked like Lynn in Full Beast Mode. He was sniffing the air trying to find them, and then, he took a pizza slice he was saving and he scarfed it down.

Past Lola: (GASPS) It was Lincoln, he's the one who let out those monstrously loud belches!

Past Lynn: And he's refueling! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!

Past Lori: Get a grip, Lynn! There's only one of him!

Suddenly, a finger poked Luan on the shoulder, and they saw Lincoln standing menacingly over them and with a grin on his face, and panic was on their faces.

Past Lori: RUNNNNNN!

Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan ran for their lives with Lincoln chasing them on all fours, they went over a fence Nicholette built, and Lincoln crashed through it. Then, they went over the other fence and ran away, and Lincoln crashed through it, and he roared and beat his chest like a gorilla. Lori looked over her shoulder.

Past Lori: We lost him.

They stopped.

Past Lynn: We're safe.

Past Lola: (Sees something) Uh, what's that?!

Then, they saw something rushing right at them, it was a shockwave of earth.

Past Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan: (SCREAMING) WE'RE TRAPPED!

Then, three massive and long white wolf tails burst out of the mound and grabbed Luan, Lisa, and Lola, and dragged them away into a bush as the three of them screaming for their lives.

Past Lynn: He's got Luan, Lisa, and Lola! What do we do?!

Past Lori: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

Lori and Lynn ran for their lives only to reach a dead end: a blind alley thanks to going through a dark portal Nicholette opened up, and then, they saw Lincoln's shadow looming over them.

Past Lori: We're through running, let's get him!

Past Lynn: Yeah! WE'RE NOT SCARED OF YOU, STINKOLN! LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT!

Suddenly, Lincoln took in a deep breath, and then, he let out a loud and monstrous roar, and the gale force winds were so powerful, it sent Lori and Lynn flying back-first into the wall. They got up, but it's too late, they already peed their pants in fright. Then, Lincoln tied them up and his other Guardian Angels appeared.

Past Nicholette Torrington: Looks like we foiled your little attack, Lori. Shall we let you all in on a little secret: we set this whole thing up as our trap, and we were the ones who let Lincoln run wild, it was the only way to get you bitches to confess your attempted attack on Lincoln. You get all that, Luna?

Then, Luna came out with a camera, along with Leni, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita. This shocked Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan: they fell for Nicholette's trap, but their shock gave back into fury.

Past Lori: GET ME OUT OF THIS RIGHT NOW OR I'M GOING TO TURN YOU INTO A GOTH PRETZEL, YOU DARK MAGIC-USING SACK OF GARBANZO BEANS!

Past Lincoln: AH, SHADDUP!

Lincoln bonked Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan on the head with a mallet, and the rest of the family dragged them back to The Loud House to face their doom.

Then, Margaret and Lincoln kissed as the video ended, and as soon as the video did, everyone burst out laughing hysterically.

Nico: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) OH, OH MAN, NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL MONSTROUS PAYBACK!

Me: I was still cracking up to this day, Lincoln let out those monstrously loud belches and got Lori, Lola, Lisa, and Luan panicking like crazy.

Varie: And it ended with them confessing their crimes when they went through a portal Nicholette had made, and it sent them to an alley.

Lynn: We went into full panic mode that day, and I was shocked to find out I wasn't the only one who could make those monstrous belches.

Lori: We were literally stunned to find that out too, and Nicholette had a plan made as soon as she'd found out we were going on the attack again.

Nicholette Torrington: Yep, we called this Operation: Monstrous Payback, and Lincoln made himself go into Full Beast Mode, and man, did he really go wild by letting out those monstrous belches, chasing them on all fours, and crashing through fences I made and him roaring like an animal and pounding his chest like a gorilla, and driving them crazy with fear.

Lincoln: All that training I'd went through really paid off, and I wasn't going to let those five get away with their murderous schemes, so I had to turn into the same kind of monster Lynn turns into instead of just going werewolf on them.

Nico: Remind me never to get you mad, Lincoln.

We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Yuna Hajiki, Valkyrie Brunhilde, Valkyrie Chariot, Valkyrie Dritte, Valkyrie Erda, Valkyrie Erste, Valkyrie Funfte, Valkyrie Sechste, Valkyrie Sigurn, Valkyrie Vierte, and Valkyrie Zweite are heading to Sirena Beach.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'9", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Yuna Hajiki, Valkyrie Brunhilde, Valkyrie Chariot, Valkyrie Dritte, Valkyrie Erda, Valkyrie Erste, Valkyrie Funfte, Valkyrie Sechste, Valkyrie Sigurn, Valkyrie Vierte, and Valkyrie Zweite were dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Yuna Hajiki, Valkyrie Brunhilde, Valkyrie Chariot, Valkyrie Dritte, Valkyrie Erda, Valkyrie Erste, Valkyrie Funfte, Valkyrie Sechste, Valkyrie Sigurn, Valkyrie Vierte, and Valkyrie Zweite had feelings for Lincoln and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln killed them all and sucked out their blood, which made Flip go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at him and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of that mutant, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that Alana Cameron has sent some muscle-bound thugs to kill them.

Yuna Hajiki: Wow, so this is Sirena Beach, it sure is beautiful.

Lincoln: It sure is, Yuna, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?

Lincoln, Yuna Hajiki, Valkyrie Brunhilde, Valkyrie Chariot, Valkyrie Dritte, Valkyrie Erda, Valkyrie Erste, Valkyrie Funfte, Valkyrie Sechste, Valkyrie Sigurn, Valkyrie Vierte, and Valkyrie Zweite dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, then they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Yuna Hajiki, Valkyrie Brunhilde, Valkyrie Chariot, Valkyrie Dritte, Valkyrie Erda, Valkyrie Erste, Valkyrie Funfte, Valkyrie Sechste, Valkyrie Sigurn, Valkyrie Vierte, and Valkyrie Zweite got a massive and extreme deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, but then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs of Alana Cameron coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he'd sucked out their muscle mass and strength and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he sent them to The Black Gates forever. Then, he saw a strange wrapper on the ground and took it in order to do an analysis of it.

Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Yuna Hajiki, Valkyrie Brunhilde, Valkyrie Chariot, Valkyrie Dritte, Valkyrie Erda, Valkyrie Erste, Valkyrie Funfte, Valkyrie Sechste, Valkyrie Sigurn, Valkyrie Vierte, and Valkyrie Zweite, and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Yuna Hajiki, Valkyrie Brunhilde, Valkyrie Chariot, Valkyrie Dritte, Valkyrie Erda, Valkyrie Erste, Valkyrie Funfte, Valkyrie Sechste, Valkyrie Sigurn, Valkyrie Vierte, and Valkyrie Zweite placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive muscular body, and eight-pack abs.

Nico: Whoa, looks like someone really had an awesome time at Sirena Beach, eh, Lincoln?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!

Suddenly, eleven Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Yuna Hajiki, Valkyrie Brunhilde, Valkyrie Chariot, Valkyrie Dritte, Valkyrie Erda, Valkyrie Erste, Valkyrie Funfte, Valkyrie Sechste, Valkyrie Sigurn, Valkyrie Vierte, and Valkyrie Zweite with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Yuna Hajiki, Valkyrie Brunhilde, Valkyrie Chariot, Valkyrie Dritte, Valkyrie Erda, Valkyrie Erste, Valkyrie Funfte, Valkyrie Sechste, Valkyrie Sigurn, Valkyrie Vierte, and Valkyrie Zweite are now in your harem.

Jenna: Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that cheapskate's just making things much worse for himself.

Serena Logan: Even after all this time, Flip's still the same mutant cheapskate he's always been.

Rarity: And trying to kill Yuna Hajiki, Valkyrie Brunhilde, Valkyrie Chariot, Valkyrie Dritte, Valkyrie Erda, Valkyrie Erste, Valkyrie Funfte, Valkyrie Sechste, Valkyrie Sigurn, Valkyrie Vierte, and Valkyrie Zweite, now he's really going to get it.

Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with some hulking muscle-bound hired thugs no doubt sent by that monster bitch, Alana Cameron, but I sucked out their muscle mass and strength and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and she should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!

Suddenly, we heard Alana Cameron scream with extreme hatred and rage.

Maria: Yeah, up yours, you monster bitch!

Carmen: Sheesh, those monster bitches just don't even know when to quit.

Nico: Serves her right, but she'll get hers later on today.

Me: They sure will, those monster bitches have gotten on our nerves five years ago, and now, they're going to pay dearly for everything they've done.

Lincoln: You got that right, and we're continuing to drive Brianna Greyson insane with rage, but come the day we get after her, she'll suffer for everything she's done before we end her for good.


We were watching TV.

Alex came in.

Alex: Hey guys! Check me out.

We saw Alex come in and SHE WAS REALLY RIPPED! She looked like a really buff bodybuilder!

Me: WHOA! Alex you ARE RIPPED!

Lincoln: WHOA! (FLEXES MUSCLES) You and me are going to make awesome muscles together!

Nico: WHOA! We're surrounded with muscles!

Me: (Imitating Arnold Schwarzenegger) This team is going to really pump (CLAP) Us up!

We laughed!

Nico: YEAH!

Blitz (Road Rovers): (Arnold Schwarzenegger Accent) Oh this team is going to be perfect and handsome ja.

Jin (Flashman): Hey, guys. I got us lunch reservations to a cool restaurant.

Razer: That's nice. What's the name?

Jin: Sonic and Tails and the Sonic Sisters will love it. It's called the Iron Hot Dog. It's an all you can eat chili dog buffet restaurant.

Sonic, Tails and friends and the Sonic Sisters drooled like waterfalls!

Sonia Sonic: (SLURPS) OH BOY!

Sonic: BOY Do I love good chili dogs!

Qin: Me too!

Nico: What are we waiting for! Lets go!

We were off.


We arrived.

T Bone: Is this the place?

Jin: It sure is.

Me: Oh boy! I am starving.

Sonic: This place reminds me of Wienerville on Mobius and they made the best chili dogs around.

Tails: They sure did.

Me: Lets go get some grub.

We went in and got an awesome table.

We then went and got awesome chili dogs by the truck load.

We got to eating.

Sonic: Oh man. This is so tasty!

Tails: Oh boy!

We got to eating chili dogs by the lots!

We were hungry.

Sonic: MMM!

Tails: Boy these are great!

Lynn Sr.: Boy it sure is guys.

We were eating lots of them.

Nico: Hey, what's that guy doing?

We saw a man in a Hawaiian shirt and I recognized him. He was eating spicy chili dogs.

Me: (In my head) That's Koyama! I remember him and I love his style. (Out Loud) That's Koyama and I remember he is a spice demon in training.

Nico: Neat. You two would get along great J.D.

Me: Just what I was thinking.

I went over to him.

Me: Boy you sure love food spicy don't you Koyama.

Koyama: J.D. Knudson the ultimate spice demon! It's an honor to meet you.

Me: Same here to you Koyama. Boy you sure do love things spicy huh?

Koyama: I sure do.

Me: What's the hottest you've ever had?

Koyama: Carolina Reaper hot sauce covered burritos with the sauce on and in it

Me: Nice!

Jin: Hey, buddy. You're disturbing the other customers.

Koyama: Sorry. These are the hottest ever.

Me: You're eating Dragons Breath Pepper Chili Dogs. Those are the hottest ever.

Koyama: Oh that explains why I'm screaming a lot.

Me: How about you and I have a contest where we eat the mildest to the hottest?

Koyama: You're on and it's an honor to challenge you J.D.

Me: Awesome.

We were sitting at the table and facing each other.

We were eating chili dogs covered in hot sauces from mild to super hot.

Nico: Boy this guy is tough.

Qin: He sure is and I like it.

Xenia: He has what it takes to be a true spice demon.

Camie: Yep.

Me: Now for the hottest ever item.

I pulled out two jars of Moonscar Island Peppers.

Me: We drink and eat these jars of Moonscar Island Peppers.

EVERYONE GASPED!

Tayuya: This is gonna be fucking insane!

Lola: NO KIDDING!

Lori: This will literally kill them!

Lucy Loud: I'll be sure to say something nice at your funerals.

Nico: (Whispers) Guys, I know what's coming. So, get ready to throw food when I give the signal.

They nodded.

Me: Ready Koyama?

Koyama: Ready.

Me: One…

Koyama: Two…

Me and Koyama: THREE!

Me and Koyama guzzled and ate the peppers and juice and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

I exploded into intense fire and KOYAMA WAS SCREAMING LIKE A BANSHEE AND RUNNING AROUND LIKE A CHICKEN WITH ITS HEAD CUT OFF! FIRE EXPLODED OUT OF HIS MOUTH! Maria put him out with water!

Nico: WHOA!

Lori: That was literally amazing!

Everyone cheered for me!

Koyama: WOW! You are a true spice master J.D.!

Me: So are you Koyama! You did great!

Nico: So, I take it you've learned a lesson about disturbing customers?

Koyama: I have. But I can't help it. Now that the contest is over, I need more spicy food. MORE OF IT!

Me: UH OH!

With that, he was surrounded by an energy circle with the Flashman logo and tunred into Choushinseiki from Episode 30 of Donbrothers!


Koyama (小山) is a man who turns into a prism/supernova-themed Hitotsuki called Choushinseiki (超新星鬼 lit. Supernova Demon), possessing a Flashman Avataro Gear, out of his desire to eat more spicy food. He later evolves into Choushinseiking (超新星鬼ング Chōshinseikingu).

At a hibachi restaurant, Koyama asks for more hot chili sauce after he empties the bottle. The waiter advises against the customer's request as the sauce he already put on his meat is enough and having more cannot be good for him. Koyama says he is fine and loves really spicy food, snatching away the waiter's bottle and smothering all of the hot chili pepper sauce onto his grilled meat, eating it. He still isn't satisfied as the sauce lacks the intense heat he desires, wanting more hot and spicy food and the aura of Choushinseiki soon begins to take over him.

Koyama then changed into Chouseishinki and he starts devouring humans or "spicy food " as he perceives it. The Donbrothers arrive via teleport, though a frustrated Haruka says they have no time to fight the Hitotsuki as she is worried about her aunt. The team blasts Chouseishinki until he fires rainbow colored shooting stars, knocking them down. Inu Brother arrives and blasts the stars, delivering the message while he is there. This distracts the team and Chouseishinki gets away, with Haruka too focused on her aunt and breaking away from the team to rescue Yuriko on her own.

At the mansion, Jiro is busy handling Chouseishinki nearby. Sonoza uses a devastating attack with the Ninjarksword and the two Noto then escape. Jiro finishes off Chouseishinki with the Lightning Dragon Flash, excited he defeated a Hitotsuki again on his own as Taro gives him a score of 65 points out of 100.

Just as Chouseishinki becomes Chouseishinking, Taro orders them to focus and combine into Don Onitaijin and Jiro becomes Toradragonjin. Chouseishinking throws a miniature sun at the two robots and they barely manage to repel it. With such power, Taro orders everyone to combine into Toradora Onitaijin and they quickly dispatch Chouseishinking with an equestrian variant of the DonBros Fantasia.


WE GASPED!

Me: WHOA! Chouseishinki the Flashman Hitotsuki!

Nico: Uh oh!

Me: I remember him! And man I really love his style. He is a Spicy Hitotsuki!

Nico: (LAUGHS) He sure is.

Me: He was really craving tons and tons of nuclear hot spicy food.

Eli: Boy no kidding! He is spicy.

Me: Lets not fight in here though. Lets go outside where it's easier.

Chouseishinki: Good idea.

Me: Waiters we'll be right back.

We went outside for the fight.

Me: That's better.

We got Food Magiswords Ready!

LOTS OF FOOD MAGISWORDS!

Qin: This is gonna be good.

Jin: Prism Flash!

He turned into FLASHMAN RED!

Nico: YEAH!

Me: I think I have something awesome planned for Koyama. But first…

I fired a beam of light and separated him from Chouseishinki!

Koyama: (GROANS) What happened?

Me: That happened.

He saw Chouseishinki!

Koyama: Is that who I turned into!?

Me: I'm afraid so. But you are an awesome spice demon like me Koyama. You have my respect. But How would you like to become a Donbrother?

Koyama: I would be honored J.D.

Nico gave him a blaster and a gear for the Neon Red Ranger!

Me: Lets get him!

Me, Nico, Lyra, Dante and the Donbrothers: AVATAR CHANGE!

We transformed!

Sonoi: Absolute Integrity and Perfection Personified! SONOI! ソノイ

Sononi: A beautiful Rose has its thorns… Looking to know love! SONONI! ソノニ

Sonoza: When my interest is caught, nothing gets in the way! SONOZA! ソノザ

All 3: The 3 assembled! The Noto Trio!

Don Masamune: The Jaws that have snapped awake… DON MURASAME! ドンムラサメ

Jiro: Able bodied and dragon-muscled! DON DRAGOKU! ドンドラゴクウ

Dangerous Jiro: And DON TORABOLT! トラボルト

Shinichi: Bidding farewell to the transient world… SARU BROTHER! サルブラザー

Haruka: The manga master… ONI SISTER! オニシスター

Tsubasa: The fastest get away alive! INU BROTHER! イヌブラザー

Tsuyoshi: One faithful pheasant! KIJI BROTHER! キジブラザー

Earth Masamune: AN AVALANCHE OF BOULDERS FROM THE NORTH! EARTH GENBU! アースゲンブ

Fire Masamune: FIREBALLS THAT BURN DOWN FROM THE SKY OF THE SOUTH! FIRE SUZAKU! ファイアスザク

Wind Masamune: WINDS THAT BLOW FROM THE WEST! WIND BYAKKO! 風白虎

Water Masamune: WATERS THAT FLOW FROM THE EAST! WATER SEIRYU! 水清流!

Kanako: THE LIGHT OF THE JANUARY WOLF MOON SHINES BRIGHT IN THE AURORA! DON WOLFEN! ドンウルフェン

Koichiro Higashi: THE SONG OF THE CLASSICAL FESTIVAL! DON MAESTORA! ドンマエストロラ

Taichi: THE WATERS OF THE OCEAN HAVE AMAZING MERMAIDS! DON ATLANTIA! ドンアトランティア

Mizuho Ijuin: THE FAIRIES SPARKLE IN THE BEAUTY OF SPRING! DON SPRINGFOR! ドンスプリングフォー

Dante: THE SIMIANS OF FRIENDSHIP AND LOVE! DON PRIMATIA! ドンプリマティア

Koyama: THE PEPPERS OF FIRE AND FESTIVITIES! DON CAPSAICIA! ドンカプサイシア

Kisuke Takahashi: BRINGING THE APPLES OF ETERNAL LIFE! DON VALHALLA! ドンヴァルハラ

Lyra: The magic of friendship lives on in everyone! DON ALICORNIA! ドンアリコルニア

Nico: SENDING GOOD TO HEAVEN AND BANISHING BAD TO HELL! DON TWILIGHT PURGATORIO! ドントワイライトプルガトリオ

Me: THE ETERNAL PHOENIX FLIES THROUGH THE FLAMES OF LIFE! DON HOUOU FALCHION! ドンホウオウファルシオン

Taro: Born from a Peach! DON MOMOTARO! ドンモモタロウ

(FIREWORKS GO OFF)

Taro: HAHAHAHAHA! Avataro Sentai!

All: Donbrothers!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted off behind us and we were ready for action!

Qin: YEAH!

Koyama: WOW! This is awesome!

Nico: Don Capsaicia! That is awesome!

Laney: And very fitting!

Xenia: Yeah it is!

Nico: Have some hot wings, sucker!

Nico threw several hot wings at him but all he did was devour them at a rapid pace.

Me: WHOA!

Chouseishinki: MMM! Give me some more.

Me: I love his appetite!

Koyama: Lets see how he likes this! PEPPER FIRESTORM BLAST!

He fired a wave of peppers and fire and Chouseishinki ate them. THEN…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

HE BURSTED INTO INTENSE FLAMES!

Me: OH YEAH!

Nico: Not even he can handle the heat from that!

Haruka: that was awesome!

Lola: YEAH!

Chouseishinki: J.D. how are you so awesome with eating so much awesome spicy food?

Me: Awesome tastes and awesome love for the spiciest foods in the universe. I love spicy food as much as you do.

Chouseishinki: You have awesome tastes.

Chouseishinki emitted a dazzling flash meteor from his chest at us.

I fired a wave of energy and the blasts collided and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

Me: That was awesome!

I teleported and kicked Chouseishinki in his back.

Then he formed a Dazzling Flash Sword and I formed a fire sword and clashed with him and sparks flew all over.

Nico: YEAH!

ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP!

We were really going at it like with the Jedi and the Sith!

I jumped back.

Chouseishinki generated cosmic energy beams from his head

He fired them and Nico fired waves of energy and the blasts collided and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

Nico: WHOA!

Razor: Lets get him T-Bone!

T-Bone: You got it buddy!

Razor: Matchhead missiles! Fire!

They fired Matchhead Missiles and they lit on fire and they hit Chouuseishinki and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

Nico: YEAH!

Qin: That was awesome!

Ben turned into XLR8 and tried hitting him at superspeed but he countered with several fighting poses.

Me: Ben he moves as fast as light so not even your speed at 500 miles per hour can face him.

Xenia Ulysses: Maybe this can!

ZOOM!

Her speed was MORE than enough to smash him down as she punched him square in the face with devastating force and smashed Chouseishinki into a fire hydrant!

Nico: YEAH! Way to go Xenia!

Qin: That was fast!

Me: Not even Chouseishinki is a match for the speed of an Evolved Kineceleran.

Qin: At 5,000 miles per hour.

He can consumed several civilians by inhaling them in with his mouth.

Chouseishinki: Lip smacking good!

Me: YUCK! I bet they don't taste like chicken!

I snapped my fingers and teleported them out of him.

Me: Try something else.

I fired waves of blood sausages and they went into his mouth and he ate them and swallowed them.

Homer: Have some creole!

He fired waves of creole foods and they went into his mouth!

Koyama: Boy he sure is hungry.

Nico: He has as big an appetite as me.

Me: You know the gross thing? I ate Freakzekiel's heart and that tasted like grass and bat guano!

Nico: SICK!

Eli: Sniff on this!

Eli pulled out a jar of garlic and ate it and swallowed!

ALARM KLAXON!

Eli pointed his butt at him and then…

SUPER LOUD GARLIC FART!

Choushinseiki coughed and gagged and he choked!

Nico: WHEW! That is

Choushinseiki generated five meteor stars. One was red, one was pink, one was green, one was yellow, and one was blue. They were fired at us.

Me, Nico, Eli, Nunnally and C.C. Fired energy blasts and and the blasts collided with the meteors and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

Me: YEAH!

Xenia: Take that!

By combining yellow and blue energy from each arm, Choushinseiki creates a giant supernova-based star and fired it at us.

Me: KAAAAAA MEEEEEEE HAAAAAAA MEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I fired a Kamehameha Wave and the blast sent the Supernova Star up into the sky where it exploded harmlessly!

EXTREMELY MASSIVE FIERY EXPLOSION!

Me: WHOA! That was powerful!

Nico: NO kidding!

Me: I got an idea! Hey Choushinseiki how about a cold one!

Poromon: YEAH!

Poromon then took out some beer and shoved the beer down Choushinseiki's throat!

Eli: UH OH!

Jamesdean5842: Boy this is gonna be a crazy idea!

He turned into a drunk dork!

Choushinseiki was drunk now.

Choushinseiki: (Slurred Speech) Hey buddy you ready for some (Hic) Fun! (BARNEY BELCH)

We laughed!

Me: That is funny!

Barney Gumble: Welcome to the drunk club! (BELCH)

We laughed!

Haruka: Avatar Change!

She turned into MYSTIC FORCE YELLOW!

Haruka: Feel the lightning!

She fired waves of lightning and smashed him all over.

But then…

KRASMASH!

A Gogoat SMASHED Choushinseiki down from behind with a powerful bash to the back!

Me: Whoa a Gogoat!

Nico: COOL!

Gogoat: (In a Girls Voice) Take that you stupid!

Nico: Colleen Swissberg!? WHOA!

Qin: Cool!

Me: Lets finish him off!

Taro: (to Dante) Congratulations on becoming a Donbrother.

Dante: Thanks.

Dante fired waves of yellow fire and blasted Choushinseiki all over.

Shinichi: But just don't rip off my Haikus, okay?

Dante: I won't.

Qin: This will be good.

Xenia fired waves of arrows and skewered Choushinseiki.

Acid Storm ran at Choushinseiki.

Acid Storm smashed him down.

Me: YEAH!

Gogoat: Take that!

Me: Now to finish this.

Nico: Lets finish him!

Taro: Lets!

Donbrothers, Me, Nico, Dante, Lyra and the Knights of the Friendship Table: SOLAR SYSTEM OF MAGIC FRIENDSHIP!

We formed a Solar System and they had the cutie marks of all of us and we fired waves of energy and the blasts all hit Choushinseiki and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

He was gone! I caught the Flashman Gear!

Me: YEAH! Choushinseiki You have failed this city!

Donbrothers: DEMON ELIMINATION COMPLETE! ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL!

Nico: YEAH!

Twilight Sparkle: Knights of the Friendship Table…

Knights of the Friendship Table: Friendship is Magic!

Nico: That was awesome!

Acid Storm: That was spicy!

Me: It sure was!

Gogoat reverted back and she was a girl with green hair and green clothes and she had blue eyes and blue shoes.

Colleen Swissberg: That was so awesome!

Qin: Yeah it was!

Me: Yeah!

Slingshot: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Colleen Swissberg: When me and Nico went to my family's cheese making factory and me and Nico ate all the cheese there and it was funny.

We laughed!

Nico: (LAUGHS) Yeah that was awesome cheese eating venture.

Nico and Colleen hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

Colleen Swissberg: Me too Nico. Me too.

Me: Thanks for helping us again Taro.

Taro: Anytime J.D.

The Donbrothers teleported back.

We went back to the restaurant and saw the candy bar still intact.

Teresa: Good. No one ate the candy bar while the fight was happening.

Me: Thank goodness.

We payed for the meal and went back home.

But just as we were walking back home a fire hydrant opened up and a chute pulled us all in!

Me: WHOA! LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR A W.O.O.H.P. MISSION!

Stacy: WEEEE!

Nico: BEEN A WHILE SINCE THIS HAPPENED TO US!

We then crash landed in Jerry's office!

Jerry Lewis: Hello everyone.

Me: Hello Jerry. Its been a while.

Jerry Lewis: It has been a while.

Poromon then stopped his fall and flew into the office.

Jerry Lewis: Okay, I'm pretty sure that's cheating.

Poromon: Hey, fair's fair.

Ben turned into Goop and landed on the couch.

Jerry Lewis: Seriously?! That's a new couch!

Goop: Hey, you're the one who WOOHPED us.

Me: Okay that's enough guys.

Nico: That's funny though.

Qin: Yeah.

Me: Anyway what's the sitch Jerry?

Jerry Lewis: You might recognize this man.

We saw Ulrich Wernerstein!


Ulrich Wernerstein is the villain of the episode "The Incredible Bulk". He is a retired Mr. Planet (1977) and after years of obscurity, he made the Bulky Bar to make his competition go berserk. He was ultimately defeated by his own creation when Alex consumed many Bulky Bars and attacked him.


Me: Whoa! Ulrich Wernerstein! I've heard of him. He was the Retired Mr. Planet of 1977.

Jerry Lewis: That's right and I see that he got to your friends Carmen and of course Alex.

Sam Simpson: I knew this was his work.

Me: Wait he did this to Alex before?

Sam Simpson: He sure did.

Nico: Oh man!

Eli: Not good.

Nico: So, we got another one of your old enemies running loose, girls.

Sam Simpson: Yeah. He made a lot of bodybuilders go berserk with his bars to try and take over the world and destroy all gyms everywhere.

Qin: Shit!

Me: GEEZ!

Nico: Yep.

Me: And our mission is to stop him.

Jerry Lewis: Exactly. We assume that he is trying to finish what he started in the past. Your mission is to stop him from doing so.

Me: Affirmative. We're on our way.

The previous group came.

Bizarro: Can me, Roman, Carly, Devack, Misty Tredwell, Kalin, Greiger, Rex, U-Foes and Kangor not go with you guys?

Vapor: And I didn't expect Koyama to become a Donbrother.

Nico: It was really fitting for him. And to answer Bizarro's question no you can't come with.

Vapor: Translation yes we can.

Nico: Yeah.

Me: Boy I can't remember the last time we went after one of Sam, Clover and Alex's enemies.

Nico: It has been a while.

Diana Lombard: Last time this happened, Macker came back with his dumb clone project, and Lincoln got rid of those clones and he, Sam, Clover, and Alex gave that monster the beatdown of his life and sent him to The Black Gates, I hope what they got for Ulrich Wernerstein is just as painful, but one that lands him in jail.

Sam Simpson: We already have a plan to throw him back in jail, Diana.

Lincoln: That's right.

Nico: And I have a plan to beat Ulrich.

Me: Lay it on us.

Nico: It's still in the developing stage. But I think I have a good idea.

Carly Atlas: But how did Alex get muscular again anyway?!

Me: These.

I showed a Bulky Bar.

Me: Alex ate one of these. And so did Carmen. They got super ripped as a result. We found out that these bars are infused with super concentrated Anabolic Steroids.

Misty Tredwell: RIGHT! I remember that!

Carly Atlas: Geez! I remember too. But that still doesn't explain it.

Alex: Oh I accidentally ate one in the gym that got put into my workout gear.

Me: Oops.

Xenia: No worries.

Nico: My plan is to use these bars against Ulrich.

Me: Oh I get it! Beat him at his own game. Fight fire with fiire.

Nico: Bingo.

Me: Well I'll partake in that too.

I pulled out a package of Venom Slappers.

Bai Tza: Might as well get Carmen and Alex back to normal first.

Lisa Loud: Luckily I did make the antidote for this.

She pulled out a green liquid.

Alex: Thanks Lisa.

She injected them with it and they shrunk down and were back to normal size.

Alex: Ahh. That is better.

Carmen Vennez: That is much better.

Qin: Thank goodness.

Misty Tredwell: Jerry, can you give us the gadgets for this mission?

Jerry Lewis: Coming your way.

For the girls they got Catsuit, Compowder, 20,000 volts Electroshock Powder Puff, Homing Beacon Band-Aid, Jet aircraft, Telescope, Jetpack Backpack, Oxygen Enhanced Gum and Super Sticky Lip Gloss and the guys got other stuff.

Me: Perfect.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was Alana Cameron of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, and she's heading here to kill Lincoln and get revenge. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, it's Alana Cameron of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, and she's heading here to kill me and get revenge.

Selene Arcangela: Should've known Brianna Greyson would send her next. But, if we know that bitch all too well, she'll also be bringing Brianna Greyson with her.

Nicholette Torrington: Just like what happened when The Chernabog Sisters came after us last year.

Lincoln: That won't be a problem, I'll trap her in a force field.

Sadie: While you and I deal with Alana Parker and put an end to her for good, Lincoln.

Lincoln: Right, Sadie. But, we also got to watch it though, Alana Cameron will no doubt have her machine guns with her.

Nico: Good thinking, if they broke out of jail, they're bound to have gotten access to high-powered machine guns they stole from the cops or got themselves from contacts outside. Alright, gang, let's go, it's time to take down Ulrich Wernerstein.

Lincoln: We'll teach that muscle-bound behemoth not to make other people hulking and strong without their consent, and once we get done taking down Ulrich, you're next, Alana Cameron.

Selene Arcangela: You better start praying for mercy, you remorseless bitch.

Selene Emperyous: Because, we will show you and the others none for everything you've done in the past, and you just stepped in deep shit now, Brianna Greyson, you're going to lose more than just your mind when you also show up.

Sadie: No way are we forgiving you for any of your actions, Alana Cameron, you better be ready to pay the price for your foul misdeeds after we take down Ulrich Wernerstein.

We were on our way.

Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and we head off for our next mission, and that's to take down Ulrich Wernerstein, and once we get done taking that muscle-bound behemoth down, it would soon be the turn of Alana Cameron of The Legion of The Lincoln Haters to meet her fate with The Grim Reaper and The Black Gates.

Shego: Now we just need to know where to find him.

Sam Simpson: He's in his mountain castle in the Alps.

Me: Lets see.

I did a satellite scan and found it in the Alps and it was a beautiful mountain mansion.

Me: Whoa nice place.

Xenia: It sure is.

Me: Perfect for an Arnold Schwarzenegger lookalike.

Misty Tredwell: Yep.

Ironclad: You think he's as tough as me right now.

Greiger: If he ate many of those bars, he probably is.

Me: We'll see about that.

Nico: That is for sure.

Lola: Yep.

Nico: This will be fun.

Clayface: Alright, let's prep the WOOHP Jet for takeoff.

Me: Right.

I pulled out the capsule for the WOOHP Jet and pressed the button and threw it and then…

BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

It appeared and was ready!

Nico: Nice!

Xenia: Awesome!

Me: Bulma really thinks of everything.

Lola: Yep.

We got it ready and we were off.

Zuria: What does WOOHP stand for?

Me: The World Organization Of Human Protection. It's an organization like the CIA, the FBI, INTERPOL, Scotland Yard and all the major law enforcement agencies of the world.

Lincoln: And their duty is to bring the most dangerous criminals of the world to justice.

X Ray: J.D. and the others met them in 2019.

Vector: They've been good friends ever since.

Lincoln: Thanks to me actually.

Me: We met Sam, Clover and Alex in Colombia when we were on the Ridonculous Race.

Nico: I remember that.

Camie: That is cool!

Sonic: It sure is.

Sonia Sonic: I think it's awesome.

Sunny Starscout: Boy that is amazing.

Me: It sure is.

Nico: Yep.

Me: Ever since then we helped Sam, Clover and Alex defeat some of their most dangerous and evil enemies.

Nico: Yep.

Demona: Personally, I've found mixed nuts bars to be more healthy

Me: Me too.

Jared: I eat only fruits and vegetables.

Me: My son has ALWAYS been a really healthy one.

Nicole: That's my big bro.

Qin: Yep.

Lynn: I don't need protein bars to get me buffed up. I eat raw eggs and protein shakes.

Kangor: (Jamaican Accent) I think you should keep doing that, mon

Lynn: I sure will.

Crag: And me and the boys always eat steak and eggs and we love our beef.

Luna: You sure do dudes.

Me: Yep.

Zuria: What was your favorite mission with the girls?

Mary: I've always liked the one where we defeated Inga Bittersweet.

Alex: (GROANS) I was so fat from all those cookies.

Mary: But those cookies were really delicious.

Camie: What was that like?

Me: You could say it was a mission where we literally indulged Mary's Sweet Tooth.

Rhino: Carmen posed a Girl Scout cookie seller.

Me: Yep.

Carmen Hunnicutt: I looked really cute as a girl scout.

Me: Here's what happened.

I went over what happened in chapter 733.


It starts at the Gotham Royal York Police Station. Me, Nico, Syd and Sydney were bringing in 3 more criminals.

Sheila: Hey guys.

Me: Morning Sheila. Just caught 3 more asshole muggers trying to rob a woman in the streets.

Sheila: Oh yeah. We've been after these guys for a while. Great job.

We dropped them on the floor and then an explosion bursted through the wall of the station. Out of the dust came a gene-slammer that was half human, half crocodile.

Me: Whoa!

Snapjaw: Afternoon guys. The name's Snapjaw! I used to be Naomi Orlimar.

Sheila was shocked. She knows Naomi.

Sheila: Naomi? What happened to you!?

Me: She's half human, half crocodile. Without a doubt this is the work of Dr. Shitface Paradigm.

Sheila: But Dr. Paradigm is dead and he specialized in Ocean Creatures.

Me: No, this is the work of his brother Dr. Roland Paradigm and he specializes in gene-slamming with Land Animals.

Sheila: I didn't know that Dr. Paradigm had some siblings.

Me: Stacy came to that discovery when she saw that her friend Nicole Pottor was turned into half cheetah. We also have a strong feeling that there's another member of Dr. Luther Paradigm's family that specializes in animals from the air.

Sheila: That is unusual.

Sydney: It's also pure evil and they are ruining the laws of nature.

Me: Yeah.

Snapjaw: I will turn you all into lunchmeat!

Me: Not on our watch you overgrown leather purse! Sheila, I'm going to transform you into your mutant form so you can subdue Naomi. I know it's something you don't want to have happen, but we have no choice.

Sheila: I understand J.D. Okay.

Me: It's gonna hurt Sheila. But I can give you the ability to transform into your mutant form at will.

Sheila: I'd like that J.D. I'm ready.

Me: Okay. Here goes.

I snapped my fingers and Sheila was in a lot of pain.

Sheila (holds her stomach in pain): I forgot how much this hurts!

Sheila fell down to all fours. Much to her horror, her feet and hands changed into spider feet, ripping apart her sneakers.

Sheila: Well, time for me to mutate again (her breasts vanish) Well, there go my breasts!

Her body expanded into a spider monster body, removing her neck and ripping away her police uniform. Her buttons flew off her uniform as it was tearing. Sheila was a spider monster with a human head and blue underwear right now.

Sheila: Never thought I'd be happy to become a monster again!

With that, Sheila's biue underwear ripped off. Sheila's brown hair fell out as she grew more eyes, her teeth sharpened, and she gained a spider monster head. A spider monster stood where Sheila stood just a few minutes ago and it roared.

Sheila jumped and pinned Snapjaw down.

Me: Syd, Nico, pin down Snapjaw. I'm going to change them back.

Nico: But I can't cover my eyes if I'm doing that.

Me: Leave that to me!

Nico: Okay.

Snapjaw: Let go of me!

Nico: Not a chance Naomi! We're here to help you.

I grew an octopus tentacle and covered Nico's eyes.

Nico: Clever. Thanks.

Me: No problem. Here we go. Everyone cover your eyes.

I snapped my fingers and then Sheila and Naomi changed back. Naomi had black hair and she was an oriental girl. Sheila was turned back but she was unclothed. She got up.

Sheila (covers her naked body): Can you guys please get me a towel to wear?

Me: Hold on Sheila.

I pulled out a robe for her and she put it on.

Sheila: Thanks J.D.

Me: No problem. Lets get you and Naomi back to the estate.

Sheila: Good idea.

Me: I'm sorry you all had to see this.

Officer Paul: No worries J.D. But great job.

Me: Thanks Officer Paul. If we have anymore bad guys for you, you'll know.

Officer Paul: Will do.

We left the station and went back to the estate carrying an unconscious Naomi.

Back at the estate, Mary and John were playing pool.

Mary: 8 ball in the corner pocket.

Mary hit the cue ball and it knocked the 8 ball into said pocket.

John: Nice shot Mary.

Mary: Thanks John.

The door opened and in we came.

Naomi was awake and she wearing a green robe.

Me: We'll get you guys some new clothes.

John: What happened to them J.D.?

Me: Naomi Orlimar here became a land Gene-Slammer called Snapjaw. She became this way because of Land-Slammer Paradigm.

Clint: That guy is a monster!

Bobby B.: Yeah. He needs to be destroyed for good.

Me: We will kill him when the time comes. But for now lets get Naomi and Sheila here some new clothes.

I handed Sheila a towel and she put it on.

Maria: Okay. Lets head up to Leni's room.

Sheila: I hope I can find some better clothes for me.

A bunch of boys were looking at Sheila and doing cat calls and saying perverse things.

Sheila turned her head into her spider form. It turned into a big ugly mouth with razor sharp teeth and roared ferociously at them and it caused the boys to turn yellow with fear and they ran out of there like frightened chickens! Sheila's head reverted back.

Me: (GULP) That was terrifying.

Sheila: I know. But it serves them right.

Nico: No kidding.

Sheila: Lets get me some new clothes.

Me: Leni is a genius when it comes to fashions.

Sheila: At least it'll be better than the clothes I once had in the underground city.

FLASHBACK

Sheila: (Narrating) When I was trapped there with everyone I had a tattered green dress and green shoes. I was a total prisoner until I was cured.

Sheila then transformed into her horrific spider monster form and her clothes were shredded apart.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Me: That's awful Sheila. But don't worry. We'll get you all set.

We went into Leni's Room and we were getting everything ready. Later Naomi and Sheila were looking at themselves in the mirror. Naomi had a green t-shirt with a crocodile on it. She had sleeveless trench coat with crocodile scales and the kanji for Crocodile Enforcer on it. ワニエンフォーサ She also had blue jeans on and brown shows. Sheila had a black shirt with a spider on it and she had a black sleeveless trench coat with the kanji for Spider Assassin on it. クモアサシン She also had black pants and brown shoes.

Naomi: I look amazing!

Me: You two look incredible.

Shelia: Thanks J.D. Leni is an awesome fashion designer.

Me: Leni is an amazing fashion designer. She made me my fire trench coat. I also have this on my back.

I had the kanji for Phoenix Firestorm on the back. フェニックスファイアストーム

Sydney: That's an awesome name. Phoenix Firestorm is perfect for you.

Me: Thanks Sydney. Question Sheila. What were you doing before you were turned into a monster by the Shredder?

Sheila: I was walking home from the grocery store. I was abducted by the Shredder and his Foot Ninjas and then everything went black after that.

Me: (Growls) I'm glad we killed the Shredder and sent him and his Foot Clan fuckers straight to Hell where they belong.

Maria: I am too. The Shredder was an absolute monster.

Me: Naomi how did you become a Land Gene-Slammer?

Naomi: Well it was last night.

FLASHBACK

Naomi: I was done with my day of work at the police station. I had just gotten home and then I felt a tranquilizer dart hit me. At first I thought it was nothing. But then I was in excruciating pain. I thought it was just a stomach bug. So I went to bed. Then the next morning I woke up as a half human, half crocodile gene-slammer. But I had no control over myself. I was being controlled some how.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Me: Ronald Paradigm used a mind control serum on you. And me giving you the ability to change at will got rid of it.

Naomi: It sure did.

Me: We will kill him and send him off to Hell with his brother. I promise you.

Later in the living room we were watching TV and playing video games. Lincoln and Nicole P. were playing racing games. Suddenly the buzzing of a fly was heard.

Laney: Uh oh! A fly is in the house!

Edd got a flyswatter!

Edd: Okay. We're safe. Everyone stay calm. I've got it under control.

Lori: Where is that stupid fly!?

Eddy: "It's on Ed!

Ed: Get it off, Eddy, get it!" [Eddy hits Ed.]

Eddy: [slapping Edd on the back] Bingo! Gah. This guy's quick! [grabbing the flyswatter] I got it I got it! [Ed hits him with a newspaper.] Ow!

Ed: [swatting at the air] "Prepare to meet your doom, buzz-bug with wings that flies!"

Lola: [bringing the flyswatter down on Ed's head] There it is! (SMACK!) Hey, get back here! [knocking Edd and Eddy over] Look out. It's too fast! There it goes! I got him! I see him! I got him! I see him! I got him!"

[The fly zooms into Lola's mouth.]

Lola: (No Sound)

Ed: What? I can't hear you, Lola. [coming to the obvious solution] MY EARS ARE BROKEN!

Edd: It seems the fly has lodged itself in Lola's voice box. Disabling her ability to talk.

Eddy: This reminds me of the time that happened to me. I had a fly get stuck in my voice box and I lost my voice.

Lori: That literally is not good.

Luan: That stinks. That is something that no one can Buzz about. (Laughs to rimshot) Get it?

Most of us laughed while everyone else groaned.

Me: (Laughs) That was a good one Luan!

Danny (turns his hand intangtible): Hold still, Lola. I'll have that bug out in no time.

Lola complied and Danny stuck his hand into her neck and pulled out the insect.

Danny: Got it.

Lola coughed and gagged hard. Laney got her some water and Lola drank it.

Lola: Ah. Thank you Laney and Danny. That was really clever though.

Lisa: Indeed it was.

Maria came in and she had a box full of cookies.

Maria: Hey guys. Would any of you want some cookies?

Me: No thanks Maria, but thanks for offering.

Mary: I'll have one.

Nico: Same.

Mary tried one and it was extremely tasty.

Mary: Wow! These cookies are delicious!

Nico: Mmm! Boy I'll say. Whoever made these did a really good job.

Mary's brown aura flared up and she then suddenly underwent a massive power increase! We felt her energy skyrocketing at an astronomical level.

Me: Holy mackerel! Mary what are those cookies doing to you!?

Mary: I don't know but they are much more powerful than when I ate a whole huge box full of chocolate!

Alex: (Offscreen) I hope they don't turn you into like how I have become.

We turned and we gasped as we saw that Alex was now fat and obese.

Me: Alex what happened to you!?

Lori: Yeah you were literally skinny as a toothpick yesterday.

Me: And now you've really let yourself go! What happened!?

Alex: It's because of Inga Bittersweet.

Me: Inga Bittersweet? Who's she?

Sam (TS): She's a former girl scout that wants to punish the world for being kicked out of the girl scouts.

Me: It sounds like you have a bad history with her. Lets see here.

I went to the computer and looked up her profile.


Inga Bittersweet was formerly a Happy Girl (a parody of the Girl Scouts) as a child. However, she was expelled from her troop because she ate the cookies instead of selling them like she was supposed to do. With that, she then spent the next 20 years planning her revenge.

She developed a highly concentrated sugar extract and used the formula in her own brand of cookies called Passion Patties (a parody of the Girl Scout cookie), and anyone who ate them was instantly addicted to them. The extract was also fattening enough to cause obesity within a day (judging from Shirley Rogers, Jerry Lewis and Clover's change in appearance). Dr. Bittersweet soon used her Passion Patties to dominate the cookie market.

The cookie craze quickly caught the attention of Jerry, who sent Samantha, Alexandra, and Clover to investigate and stop her scheme. During the infiltration of her production factory, she caught them and hooked them up to an automatic feeding machine to sumo size them. As she gloated about her imminent victory, Clover (who ate the cookies and had become sumo sized) managed to sneak a homing device onto Inga, which led the spies to her Arctic storage facility.

The girls tracked her down and defeated her by forcing her to drink a vial of her sugar extract. She inflated to Clover's size in seconds, and the girls left her to eat the cookies until Jerry arrived.


Me: She got kicked out of the girl scouts for eating all of their cookies!?

Mary: That's really stupid. I do love girl scout cookies but even I have my limits and know how to control myself.

Lana: Me, Lola and Laney are Bluebell Scouts and we sell cookies also. But we also have our limits as well.

Lola: You said it.

Laney: I know.

Me: We need to find out what's in these cookies.

Gru: I have an idea. We can have Agnes, Carmen, Margo, and Edith pose as Girl Scouts and sell my cookie bots to Bittersweet. That way, we can get a close look on what the cookies are made of.

Me: That's a great idea Gru. Proceed.

Gru: Okay.

Carmen, Margo, Agnes and Edith dressed up as Girl Scouts and went to Inga's house.

At Inga's house in Helena in Montana, Carmen, Margo, Agnes and Edith were at the house of Inga Bittersweet. Carmen rang the doorbell and Inga answered it.

Inga: (European Accent) Ja?

Carmen: Would you like to buy some cookies?

Inga: Oh my what adorable girl scouts. I'll go get my wallet. How about you all come on in while I do so?

Carmen: Thank you ma'am.

They went in and sat at the table. The cookie bots took some of the passion patties cookies and they put them in one of the extra boxes of cookies they had. Inga bought 20 boxes of girl scout cookies and she handed them the money. They left.


Back at the estate we analyzed the cookies. We saw their chemical composition and we saw that they were made with an incredibly highly concentrated sugar extract that makes people really fat and obese.

Me: They're made with highly concentrated sucrose extract. It's powerful enough to make anyone fat and obese and diabetic.

Lincoln: These cookies are a recipe for disaster!

Me: We got to stop Inga or else Diabetes medicine prices will skyrocket through the roof.

Nico: She does make really good cookies though.

Mary: She sure does. But she gives the girl scouts a really bad name! And I won't stand for it!

Me: Me neither. I love sweets as much as anyone else but she is ruining the love of candy and sweets everywhere!

Mary: She'll be perfect for the Null Void.

Me: No she's not that dangerous.

Nico: She sure makes really good cookies. She would be perfect as a cafeteria worker in one of our space prisons.

Me: Good thinking Nico. Lets get her guys! And when we get back Alex, you're going on a diet and going on one of our strongest exercise regimens. Team Loud Phoenix Storm, lets fly!

We set out for Helena, Montana.

At Inga's factory that makes her cookies, Inga was smiling. Suddenly a massive fiery explosion blasted through the roof of the factory and a phoenix cry was heard.

We landed and we were facing INGA BITTERSWEET herself!

Me: Inga Bittersweet, I presume?

Inga: That's right. J.D. Knudson and Team Loud Phoenix Storm. Welcome to my factory.

Me: You're under arrest for selling diabetic cookies!

Inga: I want to punish the world for what they did to me in the Happy Scouts!

Me: You really loved their cookies didn't you?

Inga: I couldn't help myself! They were so good! I was expelled from the scouts because of that. But that's why for 20 years I worked on my recipe to punish the world for this atrocity done against me!

Me: You should've learned how to control your cravings better.

Maria: I agree.

Lincoln: Your cookies may be good but look what they did to Alex.

Laney: If she keeps eating them she's gonna turn into a diabetic blimp!

Syd: Yeah! We won't let you turn everyone into insulin shot pumping blimps!

Me: Insulin prices would skyrocket because of you!

?: Then you all will die before I let that happen!

Me: That voice!

Spiderman: I thought I would never hear that voice again.

A Heartless appeared. But it was once someone that we know all too well.

The Heartless that appeared before us was a familiar foe with real tentacles that have ugly mouths on them. (Think of the ugly tentacles from the ugly mutant octopus in the movie Deep Rising)

Me: Dr. Otto Octavius A.K.A. Doctor Octopus!

Nico: But how!? You killed yourself right in front of our eyes!

Spiderman: Doc Ock?! (smirks below his mouth) Geez, did you get a makeover at the Ugly Heartless store?

Hellmouth Octopus: Hello, Spider Man. Or should I say, (smirks) Peter Parker?

Me: What the hell happened to you!? You look even more fucked up than when you were when you took your own life.

Hellmouth Octopus: You like it? I was made stronger than ever!

Nico: You are even more disgusting than when everyone faced you ages ago.

Spiderman: No kidding.

Hellmouth Octopus: And it's also got some new features.

The Hellmouth Octopus fired a blast of acid at the floor in front of us and it was far more powerful than Xenomorph Acidic Blood! It was so extremely corrosive that it burned and dissolved a huge hole all the way through the factory floor and it was eating through the basement floor.

Me: Whoa! That is some extremely strong acid!

Lisa got a sample and analyzed it.

Lisa: It's highly concentrated fluoroantimonic acid. A superacid that has enough power to burn through and dissolve anything. Even the strongest metal in the world.

Me: Wow! That is some powerful stuff! If it is strong to burn all the way through the factory then it can dissolve anything into mush!

Hellmouth Octopus: Do you know why I committed suicide, Parker? (launches tentacle but Spiderman avoids it) It's because you ruined all of my plans! (launches another tentacle that Spiderman avoids) You put Electro, Mysterio, and Vulture in inescapable prisons. You turned Rhino, Shocker, Kraven, and Sandman against me. (sprays acid but Spiderman dodges it) You ended up killing Scorpion, Hobgoblin, and Hydro Man. In short, you are the exact reason I ended my own life!

Spiderman: C'mon, Doc! We actually were going to throw you in one of the space prisons. But now I won't even get to make fun of you in prisons because of what you did to yourself!

Me: Yeah you're even more uglier and fucked up than when we first fought you. But now we get a chance to finish some unfinished business.


Otto Gunther Octavius, better known as Doctor Octopus, is a major antagonist in Marvel Comics and a frequent adversary to Spider-Man and the X-Men. He is a genius supervillain and former atomic scientist who can control four mechanical arms grafted onto his body.

Born in Schenectady, New York, Otto Octavius had something of an unhappy childhood. His father Torbert was abusive and violent towards both Otto and his mother Mary. Otto was determined not to become like his father and put all of his effort into his education, regularly scoring top marks.

Unfortunately, a combination of Otto's shyness and good school work got him labeled as a "teacher's pet" and he became a target of bullying. Otto eventually became a brilliant and respected nuclear physicist, atomic research consultant, inventor, and lecturer. One of his most iconic inventions was a set of highly advanced mechanical arms controlled via a mind–computer interface to assist him with his research into atomic physics.

Unfortunately, there was an accidental radiation leak that ended in an explosion and those "wonderful" mechanical arms became fused to Octavius' body. His tentacles were made of adamantium, and had the strength to crush materials stronger than a block of cement. They were telescopic and could stretch over 20 feet.

The arms could be used for walking, lifting or throwing heavy objects, or climbing. Octavius could telepathically control the arms, even when they were not connected to him.

The accident also seemed to have damaged his brain and the scientist turned to a life of crime. His very first criminal act was taking the hospital hostage and proclaiming himself Doctor Octopus, the derogatory nickname that his co-workers had originally given him.

In their first encounter, Octopus defeated Spider-Man by tossing him out of a window. Following this defeat Spider-Man considered giving up his heroic career, but was inspired to continue his heroic career by the Human Torch and ultimately defeated Doctor Octopus. Since then the Good (or Bad) Doctor has gone on to become one of the most identifiable members of Spider-Man's rogues gallery. He was actually Spider-Man's first arch-enemy, especially during the early days before Norman Osborn began rising to prominence.

After his first few defeats at the hands of Spider-Man, Doc Ock contacted several other super-enemies of the web-slinger (Electro, Sandman, Vulture, Mysterio, and Kraven the Hunter) to form the Sinister Six, to trap and destroy Spider-Man. Even this plan failed however, and Ock and his cohorts were once again imprisoned. Octavius continued to be a thorn to Spider-Man, and concocted many schemes that often involved taking over the world and/or forming a different version of the Sinister Six. One of these schemes was his taking on the guise of the Master Planner, a mysterious crime lord. Doc Ock has mostly battled Spider-Man, but has also had run-ins with other heroes such as Daredevil and Iron Man. Ock once even led a version of the Masters of Evil against the Avengers.

After years of fighting Spider-Man, his body began to succumb to the injuries he had sustained over the years. As a way to prevent his death, Otto switched bodies with Peter Parker. Before dying in Otto's body, Peter urged Otto to change for good and succeed the Spider-Man mantle with his last breaths. Otto complied, swearing to become better and a more superior hero, resulting a more brutal, but still trying-to-be-heroic Spider-Man. Unfortunately, he found himself slowly slipping back into evil, starting with his attempted erasure of a fragment of Peter Parker's soul. He eventually had a realization that he was doing more harm than good by the time Peter's soul fragment came back from the dead, and relinquished control of Peter's body, erasing his own consciousness as penance. As Otto died, he told Peter that Peter was a better Spider-Man and a better person than Otto (the self-proclaimed superior successor) could ever hope to be.

However this would not be the end of Otto Octavius, as the doctor managed to create a digital copy of his consciousness prior to his death and stored it within one of the gauntlets of his Superior Spider-Man suit. Eventually, Otto's backup mind sprung to life and began its search for a new body to inhabit. Otto had planned to repossess Peter Parker's body again, but fearing Peter's mind would reject him, he decided to inhabit the Living Brain and wait for the right time to present itself. Otto was forced to act as Peter's assistant at Parker Industries (a company founded by Otto during his time in Peter's body) which he did until he learned that his original self admitted Peter's superiority over him at being Spider-Man. The news caused Otto to go berserk, sending the Living Brain on a rampage until it was destroyed by Spider-Man. Afterwards, Otto escaped in an Octobot and believed Peter's body must have done something to his consciousness to have him make such a claim. He then abandoned his plan to control Parker in favor of locating his original body instead.

Octavius soon learned that his body was taken by New U Technologies to be cloned alongside various other corpses. However, Otto used this to his advantage by allowing his body to be cloned so he can control the healthier copy. He eventually succeeded in gaining control of his clone and became Doctor Octopus once more. However, like all New U clones his new body suffered from the Carrion Virus; a illness that causes cellular breakdown, so he made an alliance with the new Jackal (who was CEO of New U Technologies) to find a cure. When Spider-Man infiltrated the company's headquarters, Doc Ock ambushed him and revealed himself to his foe of having been a copy of the original Otto's mind and his time as the Living Brain before easily defeating him. Ock was about to finish Spider-Man off but was stopped by the Jackal who told him to stand down.

While working at New U Technologies, Doctor Octopus decided to use the Jackal's cloning equipment to try and create a new clone which was completely immune to the Carrion Virus. Otto constructed the clone by splicing Peter Paker's DNA with his own, toying with the idea of transferring his consciousness into it upon completion and regaining all of Spider-Man's powers with no presumable side effects to his mentality. He eventually succeeded at creating what was dubbed the Proto-Clone before his partnership with the Jackal suddenly went sour. Doc Ock betrayed him and sped up the effects of the Carrion Virus in all those infected with it, including Ock himself, but then managed to body-hop into the Proto-Clone and left his other clone body to crumble into dust.

Octavius later caught a ride to one of his old bases to find it already occupied by members of Hydra. He quickly dispatched the intruders only to be confronted by Arnim Zola who offered him an alliance to take down Parker Industries. Otto accepted due to his dislike over Peter Parker's management of the company and to gain access to Hydra's resources. He then designed himself a new costume and outfitted four new mechanical tentacles on his body before rebranding himself the Superior Octopus. Otto then met with Peter as the Superior Octopus to give him an ultimatum. Either Peter signs over ownership of Paker Industries over to him now or he will soon take it by force. Peter refused Ock's offer and in response, Otto gives Hydra the go-ahead to destroy the company's European branch.

True to his word, the Superior Octopus returns a couple of days later to gain control of the company and is inevitably faced with resistance from Spider-Man. However, Otto underestimated how far Peter was willing to go in stopping him and Hydra, as Parker gave his allies the signal to destroy all the company's files, research and assets, thus shutting Parker Industries down for good. Spider-Man had also gained the upper hand against the super-powered Ock by causing his mechanical arms to malfunction. Defeated, Otto made his retreat back to Hydra's base where he was praised by Arnim Zola for eliminating Parker Industries, much to Otto's annoyance. Later, the Superior Octopus became part of Hydra's Avengers and battled against resistance at Washington D.C., but was again defeated after one of their members betrayed the team.

After Hydra's downfall, Octavius abandoned his Superior Octopus alias and retook the name Doctor Octopus once more before soon learning that Carnage planned to harm Spider-Man's loved ones. Otto still retained some of Peter Paker's memories and felt compelled to stop the villain, but was seemingly killed while doing so. However, Otto survived and used the opportunity to change his identity. Now operating as Dr. Elliot Tolliver, Octavius began preparations to make his comeback as the Superior Spider-Man.


Hellmouth Octopus: And what unfinished business is that?

Me: Instead of sending you to prison, we're going to kill you like we should've done in Australia.

Nico: Dr. Otto Octavius A.K.A. Dr. Octopus, you have failed this world!

Me: More like he has failed all of the universe! Mary, you face Inga and we'll face this Dr. Octopus freak!

Mary: You got it dad.

Me: Power up!

We transformed and went at the Doctor Octopus Heartless.

I punched him in the face and kicked him in the chest. Spiderman fired a blast of web at his face and kicked him in the face.

Laney tied him up in vines and threw him into a machine and destroyed it. But out of the machine rolled a dark orb. I picked it up.

Me: So Inga was using a dark orb to power her factory. Well never again!

I crushed it and we got a massive power boost.

Lincoln fired a blast of lightning at the Hellmouth Octopus and blew the tentacles off.

Me: I liked you better when you had those cybernetic tentacles. Not some cheap knockoff of the ugly tentacles from that octopus monster in the movie Deep Rising.

Doctor Octopus spit at me and it hit me in the face.

Me: Oh yuck! You are one seriously fucked up monstrosity Octavius! Plus when was the last time you used mouthwash?

Lola: Never. Since he spent all his time dead.

Me: You're not the only one that can grow tentacles out of his back.

I sprouted gruesome slimy tentacles covered in blood and slime and they turned into gruesome flesh flowers.

Stacy: Now that is wicked awesome!

Kate L.: J.D. has shape-shifting powers and he can turn into anything. He used these kinds of transformations to scare two bullies named Hawk and Hank and he scared them so bad that he soiled their pants 3 times. But these transformations are from an extremely horrific and nightmarish experience I've had down in Antarctica. It was a nightmare that will forever haunt me. They are from a terrifying shape-shifting alien monster I know called The Thing.

Stacy: Like in the movies from 1982 and 2011?

Kate L.: That's right.

Stacy: Oh man! That's horrible what you went through. Kate, I'm so sorry you went through all that.

Kate L.: It's all right Stacy. But I've recovered and I'm all right with J.D. transforming into the creatures from The Thing.

Stacy: I'm glad you're getting better Kate.

Trudy: Me too Kate. That was awful that you went through all that.

I sent a flesh flower tentacle at his face and it chomped onto his face and ripped his whole face open and he screamed in excruciating pain. Splattering his blood everywhere.

Me: Yummy. Now to finish you off. Combo time guys!

Nico: You are gross dude. But great job.

Me: Thanks Nico.

Omega Supreme (Energon): You got it J.D. CYBER KEY POWER!

The Universal Cyber Planet Key went into his arm and it enhanced his Final Impact blast 100-Fold.

Billy (GAOBAM): Time for some action! ANIMATRON CYBER KEY POWER!

The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into his device and gave him majorly explosive acidic flatulence.

Omega Supreme and Billy: FINAL FARTSTORM BURST!

Energon Omega Supreme fired a massive blast of energy from his right arm fingers and Billy (GAOBAM) fired a massively explosive and extremely corrosive fart.

KRAAAAAAAFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

The blasts combined and they hit the Dr. Octopus Heartless and burned him badly as a massive blast of energy and flaming fart gas.

Gravity Man: Time for some heavy firepower! GIGANTION CYBER KEY POWER!

The Gigantion Cyber Planet Key went into his arm and it enhanced his Gravity Hold 100-fold and it also gave him the ability to form weapons of gravity energy.

Brawn: Time for some heavy strength! CYBER KEY POWER!

The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his back and it enhanced his strength 10,000-fold and it gave him the ability to fire powerful energy blasts that can possess enough power to obliterate the strongest of boulders and buildings.

Gravity Man and Brawn: GRAVITY SWORDHAMMER PULVERIZER!

Gravity Man formed a Swordhammer and Brawn had the strength to lift up a whole planet. Brawn punched the Dr. Octopus heartless and Gravity Man slammed his hammer and the combined force of their hits caused his tentacles to explode into a gruesome mess. The Dr. Octopus Heartless landed on the ground.

Me: You disgust me Octavius. You were once a brilliant scientist with so much to give for humanity. But you threw it all away all for your insane ambitions and that makes you even more fucked up than all the other villains we've killed in the past.

Hellmouth Octopus: I HATE YOU KNUDSON!

My aura flared up with incredible power!

Me: Thanks for the power boost. But it's time for you to go back to hell where you belong. Goodbye and good riddance!

I fired a massive energy blast at the Dr. Octopus heartless and it enveloped him and exploded.

KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!

The explosion completely obliterated him in an instant. Killing him instantly. Dr. Octopus was sent into the River of Fire. But the fight wasn't over yet.

Mary was facing Inga Bittersweet.

Mary: You may make delicious cookies Inga, but there is one ingredient that you forgot to add into your recipe.

Inga: And what is that?

Mary: All recipes are always made with love and they come from the goodness in your heart! Plus, I have some new friends I want you to meet.

Inga: What do you mean?

Mary: I have the perfect backup force to help me take you down!

Mary pulled out a special ring and it was covered in diamond and it had a symbol in the shape of a jewel with the symbol of Team Loud Phoenix Storm on it. She put it on her finger.

Mary: CRYSTAL BRIGADE, SHINE FORTH!

Mary held her hand up and the ring shined a rainbow beam of light into the air and a jewel appeared in the air. It turned into a portal and out came the Crystal Gems: Steven Universe, Connie Maheswaran, Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Ruby, Sapphire, Lapis Lazuli, Peridot, Jasper and Bismuth.

Mary: Say hello to the Crystal Brigade.

Steven: I'm Steven Universe, gem of Pink Diamond.

Connie: I'm Connie Maheswaran, Swordmaster of the Gems.

Garnet: I'm Garnet.

Amethyst: Yo, I'm Amethyst.

Pearl: I'm Pearl. It's a pleasure.

Ruby: What's up? I'm Ruby.

Sapphire: I'm Sapphire. It's a pleasure.

Lapis: I'm Lapis Lazuli.

Peridot: What's happening? I'm Peridot.

Jasper: Yeah I'm Jasper.

Bismuth: What's up friends? I'm Bismuth.

Steven: What's going on Mary?

Mary: We're dealing with an evil baker that wants to turn the world into fat diabetic people.

Garnet: That is not right.

Pearl: Everyone has to eat everything in moderation.

Mary: I know. Lets get her guys!

They went at her and Mary punched her in the face. Garnet formed her gauntlets and brutally punched Inga all over the place and she fired a blast of lightning at her and electrocuted her. Amethyst formed her whip and lashed Inga all over and she threw spike mines from it and they hit her and exploded. Pearl formed her trident and fired a blast of energy at her and it hit her and blew her into some boxes of her cookies. Lapis spread her wings of water and flew into the air and fired a massive blast of water and got Inga wet. Inga did not like that one bit. Peridot fired a blast of light at her and Jasper rammed her. Inga threw cookies at Steven and he formed his shield and blocked them. They hit the shield and it emitted a sonic ping that shattered the whole factory and it collapsed. I had everyone protected in a force field.

Me: That was a close one.

J.D. 2: J.D. I sense 3 Shen Gong Wu in the rubble.

Me: Which ones are they?

J.D. 2: It's the Gills of Himachi, the Sun Chi Lantern and the Falcon's Eye.

Me: The Gills of Yellowtail? Interesting name. These Wu sound interesting. What do they do?

J.D. 2: That's a good observation J.D. I'm impressed that you know all about Japanese names. The Gills of Himachi allows the user to breathe underwater. But it turns them into a fish in the process. The Falcon's Eye allows the user to see through solid objects.

Me: Like Superman with X-Ray Vision.

J.D. 2: Exactly. And the Sun Chi Lantern allows the user to combine their chi with anyone illuminated in its light.

Me: That is awesome! Where are they?

The E symbol on my forehead glowed and fired 3 lasers and they lead me to a safe hidden in the rubble. I found the safe and took out a stethoscope and turned the combination lock and opened the safe and found them.

Me: There they are!

I took the Sun Chi Lantern and it resembled a brown lantern. The Gills of Hamachi was a gold band with a green scale design on the front. It was worn around the neck when in use. The Falcon's Eye was a golden monocle with an "eyebrow" design and a dark red lens.

Me: Interesting characteristics. But these have to be the coolest ones we've seen.

Omi: (Tibetan Accent) Well done J.D.

Me: Thanks Omi.

I took the Wu and put them in a bag I had with me.

Mary punched Inga in the face.

Nico (throw Hobgoblin's bombs at Inga): Inga Bittersweet, you have failed this city! (eats a cookie) But not these cookies. They actually taste very good!

The bombs exploded and they blew her into the rubble.

Me: It's final smash time guys!

Vakama: You got it J.D.! FIRESTORM TA-METRU KANOKA TORNADO!

Vakama fired his Kanoka disk and it spun rapidly and turned into a deadly firestorm tornado and it spun Inga around with incredible force.

Alex: I will never let you get away with this Inga! EGYPT SANDSTORM BLIZZARD!

Alex spread her wings and they were those of the Egyptian Goddess Isis and she fired a massive blast of sand at Inga and buried her in a huge pile of sand.

She arose from the sand and was exhausted.

Alex: (To the viewers) I may be fat and overweight but I can still fight.

Inga (sighs): Alright. I admit when I'm beat. Go ahead and kill me.

Nico: Kill you? (smirks) I've got a better idea!

In the Saturn Insane Asylum, Nico had Inga work as a cafeteria chef.

Inga: I'm actually surprised you're making me work as a lunch lady in the Saturn Prison cafeteria.

Nico: Well, every cafeteria needs one.

Inga: That's true.

Nico: Think of it as the lightest prison sentence we can give you. Besides your cookies are really delicious.

Inga: Oh why thank you Nico.

Nico: You're welcome Inga.

Back at the estate, Lynn Jr., Lynn Sr., Rita, Sarah, and Vince were really whipping Alex into shape. She was panting like crazy. And dripping sweat by the bucket. Nico came back and he had just caught a Duskull and a Trophius.

Nico: Wow! You guys are whipping her into shape.

Lynn: We sure are Nico.

Lynn Sr.: It's gonna be a long road for her. But she needs to lose that weight.

Me: It's gonna take a while but it will work.

Vince was not seen because he was far too busy taking care of Carol and his kids. Alex was on the road to being her old self again.


When I was done everyone was amazed!

Me: Inga Bittersweet now works as a cafeteria chef in the Saturn Prison.

Qin: Wow! I wasn't with the team when that happened but that is cool!

Pinkie Pie: Boy those cookies would be amazing!

Varie: Not if you want to get fat and overweight. (To Choji) No offense Choji.

Choji: None taken. But yeah no kidding.

Rex Goodwin: Are we close?

Me: Yeah we're here.

Nico: Wow.

Qin: Awesome house.

We landed at the base of the mountain to make sure he didn't know about us being there.

Me: Okay ready guys?

Nico: Ready.

We went to the house.

Killer Frost: Wait. You guys hear something?

Suddenly, two of Wernerstein's guards landed near us. They were enlarged to having eaten Bulky Bars.

Me: Time for this!

I slapped some slappers on me and bulked up and then went at them and SMASHED THEIR BRAINS OUT!

They were knocked out cold with nasty LUMPS ON THEIR HEADS!

Nico: OUCH!

Xenia: Nice one!

Lola: Yeah!

Me: Bane would be proud.

Kalin: I knew there would be Hulked out guards here!

I took off my slappers.

Me: There. I think I'll stick to transformations.

Nico: Good idea. Lets go.

We went to the house.

Lola: Boy those guards are really going to feel that in the morning.

We saw a box of Bulky Bars.

Francis: There's more of the Bulky Bars

Nico: Just what I need for my plan.

Qin: Nice.

We took it with us.

We then went up to the mansion and saw that it was a beautiful house.

Nico: I think just one won't be enough to match up to Wernerstein if he's all buffed up by now.

Devack: What are you saying?

Nico: That I should probably eat 10.

WE GASPED!

Me: Nico you'll become Hulk!

Hulk: Nico be Hulk! Hulk and Nico smash!

Me: But if it's part of Nico's plan then we'll go through with it.

Nico stayed behind a bit.

Nico: (to the viewers) Hope you guys are ready for some craziness. (Eats 10 bars)

With the rest of us…

Stewie: Entrance time!

Me: Lets go!

We went at the mansion.

Ulrich was ready to send out his bars.

Ulrich Wernerstein: (Arnold Schwarzenegger accent) This is going to be my most fun plan yet.

But then the spirits of the muscular came and they swirled around him and then converged and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted through the roof and then a phoenix cry was heard and then we came in!

Me: Ulrich Wernerstein you are under arrest!

Roman Goodwin: He already buffed himself to Hulk's size!

Ulrich Wernerstein: That's right!

He was about to punch me but suddenly, a fist came out of nowhere and punched him to the ground. He got up and he, along with the rest of us, saw Nico. But he was Hulk size with his clothes being tight around me.

HE WAS MASSIVELY RIPPED!

Ulrich Wernerstein: Nico Chan? Is that you? You look… different.

Nico: (points at him) Nico… smash puny bar maker!

Ulrich Wernerstein: (to the rest of us) Stay where you are. I'll deal with you all in a moment.

With that, the two of us charged at each other

Poromon: Here we go! Two behemoths about to enter the fight of their lives!

Poliwag: Anyone got popcorn?

Nico then SMASHED AND PULVERIZED ULRICH!

WHAM SMASH BLAM SMASH KRABLAM!

Then Leonard, King Hiss, Hydro Man, Vypra, Shiv, Webstor, Bane, Vexen, Firefly and Calamitous appeared.

Me: Leonard, King Hiss, Hydro Man, Vypra, Shiv, Webstor, Bane, Vexen, Firefly and Calamitous.

Leonard: Holy fuck! Is that Nico?!

May: It sure is!

Bane: Ay carumba! He's twice as strong as me now!

King Hiss: At least his clothes are still on.

Me: You're not kidding there!

Hydro Man: (to me) Heard you went to another planet.

Me: We sure did.

Vypra: Since Nico's… busy, you'll have to explain more.

Me: Well we went to the planet Klendathu and helped heal those that were viciously mangled up after that battle.

Eli: Yeah it was awful. All those soldiers were butchered and massacred.

Twilight Sparkle: No kidding there.

Denvil then came.

Me: Denvil. Up for another round?

Denvil: I sure am.

Me: Cool.

Denvil: (to the Kyurangers) Imagine if you guys ate those bars!

Lucky: I don't think our suits would fit all that muscle.

Me: I don't think so. But Yamato's could because of Zyuoh Gorilla.

Eli: That it could.

Varie: Yeah.

We got the battles underway.


Lori Loud, Bisca Mulan, Mr. Krabs, Golden Locks, Crimson Chin, Catman, Lucy Heartfilia, Natsu Dragneel, Gray Fullbuster, Juvia, Erza Scarlet, Wendy Marvel, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Teresa and Arpeggio VS Leonard, Beagle Boys, Tech Gear Golem, Penelope Spectra, Fright Knight, and DC Catman - Nico's rescue in the Klendathu System


Leonard was first.

Leonard: (to Lori) Nico's rescue was in the Klendathu System. I hoped he liked it there.

Lori: You wouldn't believe what we were literally there for. We were there to fix and heal the viciously dismembered and brutally mangled soldiers from the failed battle of Klendathu.

Bisca Mulan: You wouldn't believe what happened there. That battle was a total failure! Over 308,000 soldiers dead!

Mr. Krabs: 100,000 of them were keelhauled in just under an hour!

Golden Locks: Yeah there was blood, guts and limbs splattered EVERYWHERE!

Crimson Chin: It was a total slaughterfest!

Catman: Those bugs literally turned the entire planet into a slaughterhouse.

Lucy Heartfilia: Yeah it was gross! And we destroyed EVERY SINGLE Planet there in that system.

Natsu Dragneel: We blew that entire system to smithereens.

Gray Fullbuster: Yeah we sure did.

Juvia: It was so awesome.

Erza Scarlet: It sure was but it was awful seeing what happened to those soldiers.

Wendy Marvell: Yeah no kiddng.

Twilight Sparkle: I almost hurled my guts out seeing it all.

Starshine Sparkle: Yeah no kidding! Those guys were in so much pain that it was awful. The whole Invasion of Klendathu was a total failure because they completely underestimated the bugs defensive capabilities.

Spyro: Yeah it was awful!

Leonard: Boy that is horrible! Lets do it!

Lori: TOQ CHANGE!

NOW TRANSFORMING! PLEASE STAND BEHIND THE WHITE LINE!

In a flash of Aqua Blue Light she transformed!

TOQ JUU-ICH!

Leonard: Wow! That is so cool! You look awesome as an Aqua Blue ToQger.

Lori: Thanks Leonard. I sure do.

She summoned a Hurricane Theme Keyblade! It was called THE HURRICANES OF FREEDOM!

Leonard: Cool Keyblade!

Lori: It literally is! FULL SPEED AHEAD!

They went at him and blasted him and his pig army all over with wind and magic and energy and smashed them down.


Leni Loud, Dustin Brooks, Mermaidman & Barnacle Boy, The Quickster, Captain Magma, Ms. Appear, SpongeBob Squarepants, Patrick, Sandy, Mr. Krabs. Squidward, Plankton, Mrs. Puff, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Xion and Karai VS King Hiss, Kaa, Zombozo, Ice Gear Golem, Fire Gear Golem, and Vortex Gear Golem - Battling Another Evil Roxas, Metroid Hatcher, Grenchler, Flaahgra, Thaargus, Omega Pirate, Cyclops and Mammoth


King Hiss was next.

King Hiss: (to Leni) Nico, Boy Lynn's team, Mammoth's team, and the others did good Battling Another Evil Roxas, Metroid Hatcher, Grenchler, and Flaahgra. And Thaargus, Omega Pirate, Cyclops and Mammoth too.

Leni: We totes did and it was so fun and awesome.

Dustin Brooks: It was so awesome to hear about.

Mermaidman: I haven't had that much fun hearing about it since nineteen ock eleventy twelve.

They laughed!

Barnacle Boy: That is funny Mermaidman.

The Quickster: (LAUGHS) Yeah. But it was an awesome and great battle.

Captain Magma: And the best part is that the Another Evil Roxas was also the gene-slammer of him. It was really awesome to see and hear about.

Ms. Appear: It was a really awesome fight nonetheless.

SpongeBob: That sure was and everyone had a great time. Except for the part where they had to heal the soldiers. Listening to those cries of pain really hurt.

Patrick: Yeah it was awful.

Sandy Cheeks: That was painful.

Mr. Krabs: It sure was lads.

Squidward: Yeah poor girls. I'm glad they will be okay after that.

Plankton: And we destroyed the entire Klendathu system too and annihilated the bugs.

Mrs. Puff: Yeah that was an amazing rescue to hear about.

Rarity: It sure was darlings. It was a really fun one too.

Sweetie Belle: Boy it sure was. EVeryone had fun.

Gill Grunt: They sure did.

King Hiss: I'm glad they did. Lets do it!

Leni got out an Eyecon.

GEORGE RENNINGER!

Leni: HENSHIN!

She turned into a Sea Foam Green Ghost Kamen Rider! She turned into KAMEN RIDER RENNINGER!

King Hiss: Cool! Awesome Ghost Kamen Rider Form. Who is George Renninger?

Leni: He is like the inventor of Candy Corns.

King Hiss: Ahh who doesn't love Candy Corns.

Leni then summoned her keyblade and it looked like a gravity orb around a planet and it had fashions along it. It was called THE GRAVITY OF FASHIONS!

King Hiss: Awesome Keyblade!

Leni: Thanks.

They fired waves of water, ice, jewels and energy and smashed them down.


Luna, Shou Ronpo, Billy Cranston, Kimberly Ann Hart, Trini Kwan, Zach Taylor, Sam S.L., Izzy, Fern, Amity, Luz, Korra, Asami Sato, Gus Porter, Willow Park, Lillith Clawthorne, Eda the Owl Lady, Hunter, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders,Maria and Bai Tza VS Hydro Man, Liquidator, Mr Compress, Spinner, Magne, and Dabi - Lincoln's rescue


Hydro Man was next.

Hydro Man: (to Luna) I Heard Lincoln's rescue was in Xia Kou. How was it?

Luna: It was really awesome dudes and we were there to face Huang Zu, the cowardly scoundrel and enemy of the Sun Family of Wu, along with the powerhungry Yuan Shu in yet another attempt to get revenge on Lincoln.

Shou Ronpo: Yeah it was crazy but we destroyed them and banished them to the Black Hates.

Billy Cranston: It was really awesome and fun.

Kimberly Ann Hart: It sure was and we showed them.

Trini Kwan: We sure did and it was great.

Zach Taylor: You got that right.

Hunter: That was so much fun there.

Willow: Yeah. And seeing that part of China was awesome.

Gus: It sure was and that place has history that dates back 2,200 years ago.

Sam S.L.: I loved reading all of Sun Tzu's philosophies and they were amazing.

Izzy: Sun Tzu has a lot of awesome lines too.

Fern: He sure does.

Amity: They are really inspirational and interesting.

Luz: Yeah they sure are awesome.

Korra: We learned so much from them.

Asami: We sure did and it's amazing.

Lilith Clawthorne: But in the end we won and defeated those two.

Eda: We sure did. They had it coming.

Rainbow Dash: And it was really awesome.

Scootaloo: It sure was awesome.

Whirlwind: You got that right.

Hydro Man: Rock on guys! Lets do it!

Luna: Lets do it guys! Its MORPHIN TIME!

THUNDERCLAP!

Zach Taylor: MASTODON!

Kimberly Ann Hart: PTERODACTYL!

Billy Cranston: TRICERATOPS!

Trini Kwan: SABER TOOTHED TIGER!

Luna: PARASAUROLOPHUS!

They transformed and they saw that Luna turned into an awesome PURPLE MIGHTY MORPHIN RANGER!

Luna: ROCKIN DUDES!

Hydro Man: BOY that is awesome!

Luna: It sure is!

Luna summoned her Keyblade and it was a mermaid singing a song. It was called THE SONG OF THE SIRENS OF PURITY!

Hydro Man: Awesome Keyblade!

Luna: Yeah!

They fired waves of water, wind, rainbows, lightning and energy and smashed them down.


Luan Loud, Tony Jones, Black Vulcan (Superfriends), Dazzler, Luz, Lightning Lass, Eddy, Edd, Ed, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, William and Shego VS Vypra, May Kanker, Chumbot, Tranceferer, Asmodeus (Gokaiger), and Evil Tim - Meeting a gene-slammer for Alien Shocktrooper and Alien Infiltrator


Vypra was next.

Vypra: (to Luan) I heard you guys met a gene-slammer for Alien Shocktrooper and Alien Infiltrator. What's her name?

Luan: Her name is Margaret Desroches and she is a really awesome and fun girl. She is also a Geosapien and she is really powerful too.

Tony Jones: Boy she sure is. And she and Lincoln had a lot of fun.

Black Vulcan: Yeah she sure is.

Dazzler: And she has a really awesome story.

Luz: Her story is how she and Lincoln and Nicholette turned Packing Day against the mean sisters.

Lightning Lass: It was really awesome!

FLASHBACK

Margaret Desroches: Ooh, I do have one. Remember what happened whenever Patchy declares it a Packing Day and Lynn turns into a four-legged wild animal and announces her arrival by letting out those loud belches? Well, we decided to use that against Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan.

Margaret Desroches pulled up a video and it played on the screen, and it shows Margaret and Lincoln eating pizza at Gus' Games and Grub, along with the rest of his Guardian Angels.

Past Lincoln: As always, Gus makes awesome pizza!

Past Margaret Desroches: He sure does.

Suddenly, Lincoln's stomach groaned, and suddenly...!

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

LINCOLN LET OUT A VERY MONSTROUS BELCH FAR LOUDER THAN LYNN'S WHEN PACKING DAY WAS DECLARED AND WHEN SHE GOES ON HER VIOLENT RAMPAGES!

Nico: Dang, Lincoln, that was one really monstrous belch, even more louder than Lynn's whenever a Packing Day is declared or when she goes on her rampages.

Me: We heard it from The Loud House, and man, that was loud!

Past Selene Arcangela: Dang, Lincoln.

Past Nicholette Torrington: Yeah, that belch you let out way more monstrous than Lynn's loud belches when Packing Day is declared or when she goes on a rampage again. (GASPS) Ooh, everyone, I have an idea.

Lincoln and his Guardian Angels gathered to listen in on Nicholette's plan. Then, the scene changes to Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, who are still out to kill Lincoln, but unknown to them, they were being watched from within the bushes.

Past Nicholette Torrington: Yeah, that's right, Lori, you and the others keep on trying to find Linky, but you're walking straight into our trap.

Suddenly, Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan heard some rustling.

Past Lisa: Where is that hairless ape?! We want his head on a pike!

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

That monstrously loud belch caused Lori, Lola, Lisa, and Luan to panic as memories of the Packing Day Wars came back.

Past Lori: Lynn, you better not be on the rampage again, save it for when we go after the twerp!

Past Lynn: That wasn't me, Lori! Get off my case!

Past Lola: We're not alone, are we?!

Suddenly, something peeked through the bushes, and the sound of heavy breathing was heard, but the figure ducked back into the bush, but it wouldn't stay quiet for long.

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

Another monstrously loud belch was heard, and that got Lori, Lola, Lisa, and Luan in another panic.

Past Luan: Oh, I don't like this, it's not even Packing Day but we're already in fear for our lives.

Suddenly, they saw something heading their way.

Past Lori: (SHRIEKS) SNOWBALLS! INCOMING!

Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan got hit hard with a barrage of snowballs, and then, total chaos.

Past Lisa: EVERY BI-PEDAL HUMAN FOR THEMSELVES!

Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan ran away like headless chickens, and they hid behind a fence. Then, Lola peeked out, and Lincoln came out, but he looked like Lynn in Full Beast Mode. He was sniffing the air trying to find them, and then, he took a pizza slice he was saving and he scarfed it down.

Past Lola: (GASPS) It was Lincoln, he's the one who let out those monstrously loud belches!

Past Lynn: And he's refueling! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!

Past Lori: Get a grip, Lynn! There's only one of him!

Suddenly, a finger poked Luan on the shoulder, and they saw Lincoln standing menacingly over them and with a grin on his face, and panic was on their faces.

Past Lori: RUNNNNNN!

Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan ran for their lives with Lincoln chasing them on all fours, they went over a fence Nicholette built, and Lincoln crashed through it. Then, they went over the other fence and ran away, and Lincoln crashed through it, and he roared and beat his chest like a gorilla. Lori looked over her shoulder.

Past Lori: We lost him.

They stopped.

Past Lynn: We're safe.

Past Lola: (Sees something) Uh, what's that?!

Then, they saw something rushing right at them, it was a shockwave of earth.

Past Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan: (SCREAMING) WE'RE TRAPPED!

Then, three massive and long white wolf tails burst out of the mound and grabbed Luan, Lisa, and Lola, and dragged them away into a bush as the three of them screaming for their lives.

Past Lynn: He's got Luan, Lisa, and Lola! What do we do?!

Past Lori: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

Lori and Lynn ran for their lives only to reach a dead end: a blind alley thanks to going through a dark portal Nicholette opened up, and then, they saw Lincoln's shadow looming over them.

Past Lori: We're through running, let's get him!

Past Lynn: Yeah! WE'RE NOT SCARED OF YOU, STINKOLN! LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT!

Suddenly, Lincoln took in a deep breath, and then, he let out a loud and monstrous roar, and the gale force winds were so powerful, it sent Lori and Lynn flying back-first into the wall. They got up, but it's too late, they already peed their pants in fright. Then, Lincoln tied them up and his other Guardian Angels appeared.

Past Nicholette Torrington: Looks like we foiled your little attack, Lori. Shall we let you all in on a little secret: we set this whole thing up as our trap, and we were the ones who let Lincoln run wild, it was the only way to get you bitches to confess your attempted attack on Lincoln. You get all that, Luna?

Then, Luna came out with a camera, along with Leni, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita. This shocked Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan: they fell for Nicholette's trap, but their shock gave back into fury.

Past Lori: GET ME OUT OF THIS RIGHT NOW OR I'M GOING TO TURN YOU INTO A GOTH PRETZEL, YOU DARK MAGIC-USING SACK OF GARBANZO BEANS!

Past Lincoln: AH, SHADDUP!

Lincoln bonked Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan on the head with a mallet, and the rest of the family dragged them back to The Loud House to face their doom.

Then, Margaret and Lincoln kissed as the video ended, and as soon as the video did, everyone burst out laughing hysterically.

Nico: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) OH, OH MAN, NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL MONSTROUS PAYBACK!

Me: I was still cracking up to this day, Lincoln let out those monstrously loud belches and got Lori, Lola, Lisa, and Luan panicking like crazy.

Varie: And it ended with them confessing their crimes when they went through a portal Nicholette had made, and it sent them to an alley.

Lynn: We went into full panic mode that day, and I was shocked to find out I wasn't the only one who could make those monstrous belches.

Lori: We were literally stunned to find that out too, and Nicholette had a plan made as soon as she'd found out we were going on the attack again.

Nicholette Torrington: Yep, we called this Operation: Monstrous Payback, and Lincoln made himself go into Full Beast Mode, and man, did he really go wild by letting out those monstrous belches, chasing them on all fours, and crashing through fences I made and him roaring like an animal and pounding his chest like a gorilla, and driving them crazy with fear.

Lincoln: All that training I'd went through really paid off, and I wasn't going to let those five get away with their murderous schemes, so I had to turn into the same kind of monster Lynn turns into instead of just going werewolf on them.

Nico: Remind me never to get you mad, Lincoln.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Vypra and the group were laughing hysterically!

Vypra: (LAUGHS) THEY REALLY SHOWED YOU LUAN!

Luan: (LAUGHS) They sure did! And we were amazed that Lincoln and Margaret and Nicholette did that!

Eddy: (LAUGHS) They sure took you guys by surprise there!

Edd: (LAUGHS) They sure did.

Ed: They sure pelted Luan worse than a Cotton Swab in Madam Tongue Itches Earwax Museum, The Miniseries.

Eddy: Shut up Ed.

Pinkie Pie: That was really funny!

Maud Pie: (monotonously) It was amusing and I'm bursting with laughter.

Featherweight: It sure was fun.

Sprocket: Yeah it sure was.

Vypra: Boy that sure was one that brought down the snow!

They laughed at Vypra's joke.

Luan: (LAUGHS) Good one!

Eddy: (LAUGHS) That was a good one.

Vypra: Yeah! Lets do it!

Luan: LIGHTSPEED RESCUE!

She transformed into a GOLD LIGHTSPEED RESCUE RANGER!

Vypra: WOW! Lightspeed Rescue Gold! Awesome!

Luan: Thanks! Now for this one. 8-6-1! ACTIVATE! MEGABATTLE!

She then donned an awesome Megabattle suit and it was a HAZMAT SWORD!

Luan: COOL!

Vypra: That is awesome!

Luan: Boy this is awesome and cool!

She summoned her Keyblade too and it was a light Keyblade with Celtic Symbols on it. It was called THE CELTIC LIGHT OF THE SUN!

Vypra: Awesome Keyblade!

Luan: Thanks!

They fired waves of light, metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed them down!


Lynn, Nightscream, Penelope, Guru, Panda King, Dimitri LouSteau, Ryu, Ken Masters, Guile, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Sandman and Clayface VS Shiv, Nightstrike, Giant Palm, Land Pollution Vice-Minister Hiramechimedes, Doldora, and Princess Igam - Us battling Choushinseiki


Shiv was next.

Shiv: (to Lynn) You guys battled Choushinseiki earlier. Next time, he shouldn't disturb other people at a restaurant!

Lynn: That's for sure and it was not cool what he did.

Nightscream: Yeah that was not cool but the battle was still awesome and fun.

Penelope: It sure was and everyone sure showed him a good time.

Guru: (Speaking in Aboriginal Language)

Penelope: He said that he agrees with me on that.

Panda King: It was a really dishonorable act to act like that at a restautant.

Dimitri LouSteau: It sure was not cool bros.

Ryu: (Japanese Accent) No kidding there. But the food was still awesome and delicious.

Ken Master: We went to the Iron Chili. It was a Chili Dog all you can eat buffet and Sonic and the Sonic Sisters loved it. It was all you can eat chili dog heaven for them.

Guile: It sure was awesome for them.

Applejack: They were hungrier than a pack of ravenous wolves.

Apple Bloom: So was I and I ate as many plates as they did.

Flashwing: You sure did Apple Bloom.

Shiv: Boy Apple Bloom sure has one big appetite like I do.

They laughed!

Applejack: Yeah she sure does.

Shiv: Yep. Lets do it!

Lynn: GO! GALACTIC!

She transformed into a new Lost Galaxy Ranger and it was for the element of Darkness! She turned into LOST GALAXY BLACK!

Shiv: WHOA! Lost Galaxy Black! That is awesome!

Lynn: It sure is! Even though Black isn't my color it really is cool.

Shiv: What Galactabeast do you have?

Lynn: The Bat. This is more Lucy's department but it's cool!

Shiv: It sure is!

Lynn summoned her Keyblade and it was a Keyblade that looked like a Mayan Temple and it had the symbols of the Mayan Civilization on it and had the gods on it. It was called THE EARTH OF MAYAN!

Shiv: Cool Keyblade!

Lynn: Thanks!

They fired waves of earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal, apples and darkness and smashed them down.


Lucy Loud, Renee Ravenclaw, Rocky DeSantis, Adam Park, Kat Hilliard, Tanya Sloan, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark of The Skylanders, Harry Potter, Susan Bones, Luna Lovegood, Daphne Greengrass, Hermione, Ron Weasley, Ginny, Riku and Demona VS Webstor, Man Spider, Sharkyonara, Muscular, Needle Hair, and Steel Bulwark - Choushinseiki is a ferocious one


Webstor was next.

Webstor: (to Lucy) Choushinseiki was a ferocious one. One that loves spicy food.

Lucy Loud: He sure does and J.D. even had an eating contest with him and he and J.D. ate Moonscar Island Peppers and Choushinseiki exploded into flames and he was really steamed that he lost to J.D.

Renee Ravenclaw: (British Accent) (LAUGHS) It was really funny seeing that! Apparently no one can even come close to mastering the true spiciness of J.D. Knudson.

Rocky Desantis: That is for sure. He is a true spice demon.

Adam Park: (LAUGHS) That was awesome to see.

Kat Hilliard: (Australian Accent) It sure was amazing mates.

Tanya Sloan: Not even a Hitotsuki is a match for him.

Harry Potter: (British Accent) It sure was amazing to see.

Susan Bones: (British Accent) Sonic and the Sonic Sisters loved the restaurant we were at too..

Luna Lovegood: (British Accent) It was a really good Chili Dog All You Can Eat Restaurant.

Daphne Greengrass: (British Accent) And J.D. and Choushinseiki loved the food.

Ginny: (British Accent) It was a really awesome restaurant.

Ron Weasley: (British Accent) But bloody hell no one can match J.D. in spiciness.

Princess Luna: It was still a good meal though.

Moondust: It sure was. I'm stuffed. I'm not going to eat anything else for the rest of the day.

Snowdrop: I wouldn't think so.

Gari: But it was a good and awesome meal.

Blackout: It sure was.

Webstor: Glad you guys had a fun meal and all that. Lets do it!

Lucy: It's Morphin Time!

Kat Hillard: ZEO RANGER I! PINK!

Tanya: ZEO RANGER II! YELLOW!

Rocky: ZEO RANGER III! BLUE!

Adam Park: ZEO RANGER IV! GREEN!

Lucy Loud: ZEO RANGER VIII! BLACK!

They transformed and were ready! Lucy's helmet had a moon for the Visor.

Webstor: WOW! The Black Zeo Ranger! That looks good on you Lucy.

Lucy Loud: Thanks. I think it's amazing too.

Lucy summoned her Keyblade and it had a Moon and bats on iit. It was called DARKNESS OF THE NIGHT!

Webstor: Awesome Keyblade.

Lucy: Thanks.

They fired waves of darkness and smashed them down.


Laney Loud, Kara (Di Gata Defenders), Cammy White, Chun Li, Sakura Kasugano, Ingrid (Street Fighter Alpha), Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Green Lantern, Saint Walker, Indigo 1, Carol Ferris, Sinestro, Larfleeze, Universe 666 Atrocitus, Venom and Rhino VS Bane, Buff Frog, Sailback Sharptooth, Plated Sharptooth, Jet Black, and Horned Sharptooth - Ulrich Wernerstein is a bodybuilder gone bad and he made ALEX BULKY AND MUSCULAR


Bane was next.

Bane: (to Laney) (Spanish Accent) Ulrich Wernerstein is a bodybuilder gone bad. He made Alex bulky and muscular like me.

Laney: Boy she sure did! I don't know what is in those protein bars that Ulrich made but they turned Alex into a really ripped Body Builder! She reported in looking like that when Choushinseiki showed up.

Kara: Yeah she looks like one of those Female Bodybuilders!

Cammy White: (British Accent) She really has become a female Hulk.

Chun-Li: She sure has.

Sakura Kasogano: Boy no kidding and she ripped an entire steel beam in two with just her bare hands and bashed Choushinseiki all over with it with intense strength!

Ingrid: Yeah no kidding! That is brutal!

Hal Jordan: Ulrich turning everyone into steroid pumped body builders is NOT GOOD for the world and the people.

Saint Walker: They will destroy everything with shear brute strength.

Indigo 1: Nok! It won't be good for the world and everyone.

Carol Ferris: Yeah that is awful. Having strength is one thing but ripping everything apart like that like a bunch of rampaging bulls is another.

Sinestro: The Ripping Friends and everyone can do that.

Larfleeze: They sure can.

Atrocitus: That is for sure.

Bane: Si amigos. And Señor Nico is really tearing apart Ulrich.

Ulrich was punching Nico hard in the stomach but his punches weren't even making him flinch like he was trying to punch a steal wall.

Fluttershy: That is really amazing that Nico is using those bars against him.

Tornado Bolt: He's using the strategy fight fire with fire. You know give him a taste of his own medicine.

Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Beat him at his own game.

Stealth Elf: It's really working well.

Bane: It sure is amigos. Lets do it!

Laney: SAMURAIZER!

She Wrote the symbol for Sun! 日

Laney: GO GO SAMURAI!

She turned into an Orange and yellow Samurai Ranger for the Sun!

Laney: SUN SAMURAI! SAMURAI RANGER READY!

Bane: AY CARAMBA! That is muy bien!

Laney: Thanks. It sure is.

Laney summoned her Keyblade and it looked like plants around the Earth and the Sun. It was called GAIA'S NATURE OF BEAUTY!

Bane: Great Keyblade!

Laney: Muchas Gracia!

They fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and energy and smashed them down.


Lana, Rip, Green Heart, White Heart, Purple Heart, Compa, Batman, Robin, Batgirl, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Poison Ivy and Killer Frost VS Vexen, Evil Ice Man, Gitai, Setsuna, TTG Trigon, and Shizuku - Marge was muscular like that once


Vexen was next.

Vexen: (to Lana) Marge was muscular like that once. But probably not because of candy bars.

Lana: No she got that strong because of steroids. Her friend Ruth gave her them. (Season 14 Episode 9)

Rip: Boy she really could rip apart the competition with those.

Green Heart: But Steroids like those are dangerous and not good for you.

White Heart: Yeah they caused a lot of baseball stars and many athletes disgrace.

Purple Heart: They sure did and look where they wound up because of that.

Compa: In the Hall of Shame.

Batman: That is for sure there.

Robin: Yeah nothing good comes from taking steroids like that.

Batgirl: I agree there and it's not a good sight.

Starlight Glimmer: Yeah steroids may pump you up but they are bad for your body.

Cozy Glow: Look what they did to Stewie. It was crazy.

Hex: No kidding there.

Vexen: Don't remind me on that. Lets do it!

Lana: GO GO MEGAFORCE!

She turned into a new Megaforce Ranger! It was an Aqua Blue Ranger!

Lana: FREEZE OF THE POLAR BEAR! MEGAFORCE AQUA!

Vexen: Wow! Megaforce Aqua is awesome!

Lana: Thanks!

Lana summoned her Keyblade and it was a snowflake and icicle! It was called COLD SNOW OF KHIONE!

Vexen: Neat Keyblade!

Lana: Thanks!

They fired waves of ice, skulls, blood, bones, lightning, stars and magic and smashed them down!


Lola, Chunk, Numbuh 362, Numbuh 86, Numbuh 274, The Kid, Numbuh 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Francis and Lea VS Firefly, Evil Fire Man, Stone Dragon, Living Monolith, Haroud Hazi Bin, and Nadare Rouga - Ulrich is going to be reduced to a fat slob when we're done with him


Firefly was next.

Firefly: (to Lola) Ulrich is going to be reduced to a fat slob when we're done with him. (sees Nico pounding Ulrich) Though Nico seems to be having fun pounding him.

WHAM KRASMASH KRABLAM!

Lola: He sure is and Nico is really turning the tables on that fat jerk!

Chunk: He is really ripping him apart in a brutal way.

Numbuh 362: He sure is and that is so awesome and fun.

Numbuh 86: (Scottish Accent) He sure is and he is really tearing him apart!

Numbuh 274: That is for sure and that is amazing!

The Kid: You got that right.

Numbuh 1: I'll say. I think it's amazing seeing Nico tear that jerk apart.

Numbuh 2: Nico's muscles are more than a match for him.

Numbuh 3: Yay! They sure are.

Numbuh 4: I hope Nico rips his intestines out and makes him eat them!

Numbuh 5: Numbuh 5 agrees.

Sunset Shimmer: Yeah that is for sure.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Nico is going to skin him alive!

Sunburn: Tear him limb from pathetic limb.

Firefly: You got that right! Lets do it!

Lola: DINO THUNDER! POWER UP! HA!

She turned into her Pink Argentinosaurus Ranger Form for Dino Thunder!

Lola: ARGENTINO POWER! DINO THUNDER PINK!

Firefly: I forgot you can do that.

Lola: I haven't.

She summoned her Keyblade and it was a fire shape keyblade and it had flames all over it. It was called THE INFERNO OF GABIJA!

Firefly: Awesome keyblade!

Lola: Thanks!

They fired waves of fire and smashed them down.


Lisa Loud, Rika Noralenshikov, Pharah, Winston, Mercy, Mei, Odette, Derek, Puffin, Speed, Jean Bob, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Stewie and Bowser Jr. VS Calamitous, Albedo, Vampire Rarity, Yost Zzzax, Yost Whiplash, and Lumi the Snow Queen - We haven't gone after a villain that Sam, Clover and Alex faced in a while


Professor Calamitous was next.

Calamitous: (to Lisa) We haven't gone after a villain that Sam, Clover and Alex faced in a while. Hope you guys aren't rusty.

Lisa Loud: It has been a while since we faced villains of Sam, Clover and Alex and we still will carry those experiences with us.

Rika Noralenshikov: (Russian Accent) But seeing the missions of the spies is really amazing comrades.

Pharah: It always is really fun to see too.

Winston: It sure is.

Mercy: I agree there too everyone.

Mei: It sure is cool.

Odette: We always have fun on the missions with Sam, Clover and Alex.

Derek: We sure do. It's fun.

Speed: It sure is awesome.

Puffin: I agree there.

Jean Bob: It sure is fun.

Princess Celestia: And the villains we face are amazing to face.

King Solar: They sure are.

Solar Eclipsa: They sure are awesome.

Amber Morning: I'll say.

Spotlight: And in the end they always get what's coming to them.

Professor Calamitous: That is for sure everyone. Lets do it!

Lisa Loud: SPD EMERGENCY!

She turned into her new SPD RANGER FORM!

Lisa Loud: 9! SPD EMERALD!

She turned into a New SPD Emerald Form!

Calamitous: That is amazing Lisa!

Lisa Loud: Thank you. I think it is too.

Lisa summoned her keyblade and it was a gear Keyblade! It was called THE GEARS OF THE GODS!

Lisa Loud: SPD Morpher! Judgement Mode!

She pressed a button and a timer came on. The Red X Lit up!

Lisa Loud: Guilty!

They fired waves of energy and light and they were locked in Containment cards!


Kyurangers, Megaforce Rangers, Ghost Riders, J.D. Knudson, Varie, Camie, Cassidy, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Denvil


Denvil was next.

Denvil: Boy its really been a long time since you guys went on a mission for WOOHP.

Me: I know! Its been a while.

Varie: But it's really fun helping them too.

Camie: It sure is.

Cassidy: I think it's cool too.

Denvil: It sure is. Lets do it!

I teleported and opened his same and in it was a bunch of Familiars for Taylor Kamiyama, Rachel Shindo, Kenzie Fukiyama, Reika Ogami, Raelynn Akamichi, Tamara Daishinji, Hailey Fukamiya, Sayaka Hikaru, Reagen Shindai, Rebecca Shindai, Brianna Fukuhara, Isabella Solomon, and Michaela Storious, Embodiments of Saber, Blades, Espada, Buster, Kenzan, Slash, Calibur, Saikou, Sabela, Durendai, Falchion, Solomon, and Storious on Lincoln's side.

For Taylor Kamiyama, Rachel Shindo, Kenzie Fukiyama, Reika Ogami, Raelynn Akamichi, Tamara Daishinji, Hailey Fukamiya, Sayaka Hikaru, Reagen Shindai, Rebecca Shindai, Brianna Fukuhara, Isabella Solomon, and Michaela Storious: A collection of female animal Familiars, a red female Dragon Familiar named Inferna, a blue female Lion Familiar named Savannah, a yellow female Thunderbird Familiar named Brontë, an orange female Snake Familiar named Anemone, a green female Hawk Familiar named Cyrene, a pink female Griffin Familiar named Aurora, a purple female Dragon Familiar named Amnemis, a yellow female Unicorn Familiar named Andromeda, a pink female Butterfly Familiar named Euthalia, a blue female Whale Familiar named Marinelle, a female orange Phoenix Familiar named Enya, a brown female Eagle Familiar named Abigail, and a black female Jackal Familiar named Anput, they have the powers of Fire, Ice, Lightning, Earth, Nature, Light, Darkness, and Stars, and they can fire blasts of Fire, Ice, Lightning, Earth, Nature, Light, Darkness, and Stars at villains, and they also have the power to supercharge all of our Wonder Ride Books and give them an infinite power boost.

I teleported back with them.

SEIZA CHANGE!

Kyurangers: STAR POWER!

They transformed.

Lucky: Super Star! Shishi Red!

Stinger: Poison Star! Sasori Orange!

Garo: Beast Star! Ookami Blue!

Balance: Trick Star! Tenbin Gold!

Champ: Ring Star! Oushi Black!

Naga: Silent Star! Hebitsukai Silver!

Hammie: Shinobi Star! Chameleon Green!

Raptor 283: Speed Star! Washi Pink!

Spada: Food Mei-Star! Kajiki Yellow!

Shou Ronpo: Dragon Ma-Star! Ryu Commander!

Kotara: Big Star! Koguma Skyblue!

Tsurugi: Space Bu-Star! Houou Soldier!

All: THE ULTIMATE SAVIORS! UCHU SENTAI KYURANGERS!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted out behind them and they were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SPACE PLATOON NINE!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Kyurangers too!

Ghost Riders: HENSHIN!

They transformed too!

Me: YEAH! Lets get him!

Lucky: Time to test your luck!

GALAXY!

Kyurangers: STAR BLAST!

We fired waves of energy and elements and blasted him all over and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

Denvil exploded!

Me: Oh yeah! Denvil you have failed this world!

Kyurangers: WE WILL RECLAIM THE GALAXY!

Troy: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


Nico grabbed Wernerstein with his left arm by the throat.

Ulrich Wernerstein: Wai! Can't we talk about this?!

Nico: No more talking. You go down now!

Nico gripped his left hand around Wernerstein's throat as he slowly raised his right arm back with a tight closed fist ready to knock him out. When suddenly, he felt pain coming from his right arm as he looked back to see that it was shrinking down. In fact, he realized that his entire body was now starting to shrink down back to his normal self.

Lola: Um... what's happening?!

Lori: I was literally afraid of this. Nico's powers are literally curing him of the Bulky Bars' effects!

Lynn: What?! That's Bullshit!

Nico was now back to his normal self while Wernerstein was still buffed up.

Nico: Oh, fuck me.

Wernerstein punched Nico, knocking him to the ground.

Ulrich Wernerstein: (laughs evilly) Oh dear. Seems that someone's strength went down the drain. I, however, still have mine. Now then, before I beat you to a pulp, Chan, do you have any last words?

Nico: (grins) Actually, yeah. (to us) Now, guys!

We came!

Troy: Nice job, Nico!

Tsukasa: We'll take it from here!

Kamen Ride: SPD Red!

Kamen Ride: SPD Blue!

Kamen Ride: SPD Green!

Kamen Ride: SPD Yellow!

Kamen Ride: SPD Pink!

Kamen Ride: SPD Omega!

Tsukasa turned into SPD Red and Daiki summoned clones of the SPD Team!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SPD!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the SPD Rangers too!

Maria: (TURNS DIAL) WIND OF FORCE 6!

She summoned Xiao Fung, Evil Wing Man, Yost Shocker, Air Elementor, Cockatrice Minosaur and Mylene Farrow along with the Wind members of the group.

Nico: Lets go!

We went at him and beat the living shit out of Ulrich!

Deenha, Lore, Prince Mudeenu, Kamengareth, Intress, Crawsectus, Tassanil, Lystone, Najarin. Vinta, Kughar, Laarina, and Enre blasted and smashed him down.

Acid Storm, Slingshot, Razer and T-Bone used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Acid Storm's Acid Rain, Slingshot's cannons and Razor and T-Bone's weapons and powers 100-fold.

Acid Storm and T-Bone: OCTOPUS ACID MISSILE STORM!

Razor and Slingshot: PIRANHA MISSILE CANNON STRIKE!

Bizarro Igor Princess Power and Bizarro: WORM IGOR STRIKE!

Red Spider Flame Hotel Transylvania Darkness and Roman Goodwin: RED SPIDER FLAME SHOT!

Orange Hummingbird FernGully Flame Darkness and Carly Atlas: ORANGE HUMMINGBIRD FLAME SHOT!

Yellow Monkey Jimmy Neutron Flame Darkness and Devack: YELLOW MONKEY FLAME SHOT!

Green Lizard Chicken Run Flame Darkness and Misty Tredwell: GREEN LIZARD FLAME SHOT!

Blue Giant Jack and The Beanstalk Flame Darkness and Kalin: BLUE GIANT FLAME SHOT!

Indigo Whale Finding Nemo Flame Darkness and Greiger: INDIGO WHALE FLAME SHOT!

Violet Condor Angry Birds Flame Darkness and Rex Goodwin: PURPLE CONDOR FLAME SHOT!

Chemistry of The Nature and Top Gun and U Foes: CHEMICAL NATURE FURY BLAST!

Jamaican Ninja Force and Naruto and Kangor: JAMAICAN NINJA BLAST!

Rainbow Dash, Storm Rainbow, Prism Bolt, Icy Storm, Overcast, Thunder Eagle-Hammer, Jessica Jumpstart, Air Turtle, Sharp Claws, Silverwing, Sky Blue, Lightning Dust, Scootaloo, Echo Five, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Tornado Bolt, Rumble, Magma Gloom, Spitfire, Vapor Trail, Sky Stinger, Angel Wings, Soarin, Night Glider, Wind Socks, Cloudkicker, Blossomforth, Thunderlane, Cloud Chaser, Daring Do, Derpy Hooves, Flash Magnus, Indigo Zap, Lightning Bolt, Lemon Zest, Lemon Tart, Sour Sweet, Split Face, Sunny Flare, Fire Light, Sugarcoat, Smartsweet, Frosty Orange, Velvet Sky, Smolder the Dragon, Air Skylanders and Françoise: RAINBOW BURST OF LOYALTY!

They fired waves of energy and elements.

Rainbow Dash, Nico, me, Sam, Clover, Alex, Lincoln and Eli: HULKING SMASHING BLAST!

We fired waves of energy and elements.

Lincoln: HEALTHY SNACK ELEMENT STYLE: MIXED NUTS!

Sam: HEALTHY SNACK FIRE STYLE: BELL PEPPERS!

Clover: HEALTHY SNACK LIGHTNING STYLE: APPLES!

Alex: HEALTHY SNACK WIND STYLE: TRAIL MIX!

Nanami: HEALTHY SNACK WATER STYLE: YOGURT!

Toph: HEALTHY SNACK EARTH STYLE: POPCORN!

Colette Brunel: HEALTHY SNACK LIGHT STYLE: WATERMELON!

Ryuko Matoi: HEALTHY SNACK DARK STYLE: HARD-BOILED EGGS!

They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said snacks

Lincoln and his harem: HEALTHY SNACK FINAL SMASH: HEALTHY FOODS KI BLAST!

They fired barrage of healthy food based ki blasts.

Lincoln, Sam, Clover, and Alex cornered Ulrich Wernerstein. Then, Lincoln hoisted him up by grabbing him by his tank top.

Ulrich Wernerstein: (German Accent) No more, I give, I give, Please, put me down.

Lincoln: Alright, and since you asked nicely.

Lincoln then put Ulrich down and tied him up in a rainbow energy straitjacket and then we punched him in the face and bashed his face in and knocked him out cold.

Nico: That'll teach you never to make other people hulking and strong without their consent, you muscle-bound behemoth. Awesome job, gang, that's another mission accomplished.

Lincoln: Now, there's only one last thing to do, and one last loose end to tie up: Alana Cameron.

?: LINCOLN LOUD, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU FOR GETTING US EXPELLED FIVE YEARS AGO, YOU WHITE-HAIRED FREAK!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large search pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the ten coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the ten large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Lincoln: Oh great, I knew there's no mistaking that foul mouth from anywhere, you just don't know when to call it quits, do you, Alana Cameron?

We saw a girl with black hair, red eyes, and dressed in a black coat, white blouse, black pants, and black knee-high boots heading our way on a motorcycle, it was Alana Cameron of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, but we also saw Brianna Greyson, who's already falling even deeper into madness heading here as well.

Selene Arcangela: Oh great, that monster bitch's also got Brianna Greyson with her, and she's now falling even deeper into madness.

Lincoln: If they think I'm going to take that lying down, they've got another thing coming.

Lincoln fired magnetic blasts at the motorcycles and destroyed them and that sent Alana Cameron and Brianna Greyson flying off the destroyed motorcycles, and when they got back up and saw Lincoln, they were now absolutely pissed off.

Alana Cameron: You ruined everything, Lincoln Loud! We had every last loser cowering in fear before us, but you...! YOU JUST HAD TO PLAY THE HERO AND RUIN OUR REIGN!

Brianna Grayson: And what you fucking did in killing our dads and ruining my constant desires for revenge..., THAT WAS THE LAST STRAW THAT BROKE OUR FUCKING BACKS! I WILL KILL YOU ALL AND NONE OF YOU WILL EVER LEAVE THIS PLACE ALIVE!

But, before Brianna Greyson could get after us, Lincoln trapped the crazed monster bitch in a rainbow energy field.

Brianna Greyson: WHAT THE FUCK?! HE TRAPPED ME INSIDE THIS AGAIN! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, LINCOLN!

Lincoln: Cry me a river!

Maria: You tell her, Lincoln! (Flips Middle Finger) And up yours, bitch!

Qin: They're just as, if not even worse, than Audrey Madison, and she was a heartless, sick, twisted, good-for-nothing, murderous slut!

Me: And they're still as stupid and murderous as ever.

Sadie: Yes, but this'll make sure they finally get our point.

Suddenly, Sadie's eyes turned neon pink and she was surrounded by a pink and white energy aura with stars, water, ocean waves, and phoenixes, and as she approached Alana Cameron, she left pink and white energy, stars, water, ocean waves, and phoenixes with every step.

Sadie: I can't believe that you'd break out one day to get revenge on Lincoln for something that was entirely your fault, Alana Cameron, and the same goes with the rest of the monster bitches inside the energy field. You think that now that you and the rest of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters have broken free you can just waltz in here and try and kill Lincoln, we're not standing for it. You've already put the final nail in your coffin, and now, it's time for you to die.

Suddenly, Sadie was surrounded by a massive vortex of pink and white energy with stars, water, ocean waves, and lights, and surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a pink phoenix with red eyes glaring at Alana Cameron: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Sadie emerged, but she was changed forever.

Sadie grew to 7'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has pink highlights in the bangs of her long brown hair, she has neon pink eyes and a pink and white energy aura with stars, water, ocean waves, and phoenixes surrounding her, she has a phoenix and dragon emblazoned on her forehead with Third Eye with pink iris, she has on phoenix earrings with pink gems for eyes and holding the Water and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has a dragon with pink gems for eyes and holding the Water and Eternity Kanjis in the claws on the bottom of her pink dragon-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with pink crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and pink gems embedded on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Sadie has on a long-sleeved pink sweater, dark purple skirt, white socks, purple slip-on shoes, she has on large gold metal bands with pink gems on her biceps and thighs, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, water, ocean waves, and phoenixes on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix and dragon surrounded by water, ocean waves, and stars. Suddenly, Sadie felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive brown angel wings with pink tips on the feathers grew and sprouted out from her back, and she now has eleven massive and long brown wolf tails with pink tips and pink markings, Sadie has on her Ring of the Phoenix with pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Sadie's newly forged greatswords and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of pink and white energy, stars, water, ocean waves, and phoenixes, and when it emerged, it transformed into Sadie's Eternal Cosmic Storm Oceanic Maelstrom Fury Greatsword of Eternal Cosmic Oceanic Maelstrom Phoenix Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded pink gems and dark purple etchings and a dragon and phoenix etched on the 7'3" massive, wide, double-edged pink blade, large pink dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with pink gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large pink phoenix heads with purple gems for eyes and in their mouths and a large pink dragon head with a purple gem in its mouth below the large phoenix heads for the pommel. Sadie has on her new Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with pink gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left bracer, her new gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with pink gems for eyes and a large pink gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a pink kanji below the dragon and phoenix that said, "Sadie, Best Friend of Girl Jordan and Many, Despiser of Killjoy Huggins, Dark Chandler and His Minions, And The Rest of Lincoln's Enemies, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of Alana Cameron of The Legion of The Lincoln Haters, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Water, Ocean Waves, Stars, and Phoenixes"

セイディ、ガール・ジョーダンと多くの親友、キルジョイ・ハギンズの軽蔑者、ダーク・チャンドラーと彼の手下、そしてリンカーンの残りの敵、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、アラナ・キャメロンの破壊者、リンカーン・ヘイターズ軍団の破壊者、破壊者とスレイヤー極悪、狂乱、殺戮、冷酷、サディスティックなろくでなし、凄まじく力強い教師の凄まじく力強い教え子、水、海の波、星、鳳凰の達人

Sadie has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DRAGON-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE OCEANIC MAELSTROM ETERNAL COSMIC OCEANIC MAELSTROM STAR DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE OCEANIC MAELSTROM ETERNAL COSMIC OCEANIC MAELSTROM STAR DRAGON PHOENIX JUSTICE AND DIVINE OCEANIC MAELSTROM ETERNAL COSMIC OCEANIC MAELSTROM STAR DRAGON PHOENIX LOVE!

We were amazed by Sadie's Super Angel-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Alana Cameron saw it, she went fucking crazy and she got out her machine gun to fire at Sadie, but Sadie fired a barrage of pink and white energy blasts with stars, water, ocean waves, dragons, and phoenixes at Alana Cameron and it sent her flying into a tree back first, she got back up and she ran at Sadie again with a knife she got out, but she disarmed Alana Cameron by firing water blasts which hit her and sent her flying into another tree, she got back up, but now, she was mega pissed off!

Girl Jordan: WHOA!

Nico: That's really awesome!

Me: You said it, Sadie's transformed into her Super Angel-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and she really put the hurt on that monster bitch.

Lincoln: Alana Cameron has been asking for this for a long time, and what better way to administer her final judgement than right in front of Brianna Greyson.

Sadie: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Cosmic Oceanic Maelstrom Star Dragon Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Oceanic Maelstrom Star Dragon Phoenix Love) You got that right. Now, let's rip her apart, Linky.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Hope, and he joined Sadie.

Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You and the others have caused more than enough grief and trouble to everyone in Michigan for too long, Alana Cameron. We've made the right choice getting you all expelled and put in prison five years ago, but you know what, prison's too good for any of you. Now, we're going to fix that and do what should've been done to you years ago.

Sadie and Lincoln went after Alana Cameron who went extremely ballistic and continued firing at them, but they dodged the bullets, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, pink and white energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Alana Cameron and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her, and they attacked her with their massive greatswords leaving scars on her, and Lincoln left many more with his claws and he and Sadie attacked her with punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they were really, really, really pissing off her off now and driving her even more ballistic.

Just then, Alana Cameron got out a second machine gun, but Lincoln put up a rainbow energy shield around him, Sadie, and all of us, and she started shooting like crazy and also laughing like a deranged bitch, but the bullets were getting bounced off the energy shield. Suddenly, the machine guns ran out of bullets and Alana Cameron's deranged laughter died down and she was really fucked now.

Me: Hah! You're out of bullets, bitch, and you know what that means!

Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) (Smirks) You're shit out of luck!

Lincoln grabbed Alana Cameron by the neck and he tossed her into the air, and Lincoln and Sadie fired a powerful barrage of energy balls with water, ocean waves, stars, quintessence, elemental forces, and mythological animals, and as they hit Alana Cameron, they exploded with incredible power and she was killed in the explosions, and that angered Brianna Greyson. Then, Alana Cameron's spirit appeared, and she was still incensed with anger and fury.

Alana Cameron: You think you've won?! I'LL RETURN ONE DAY AND KILL YOU ALL!

Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) No, you're done and this time forever, Alana Cameron. Give my regards to your lowlife dad when you see him.

Lincoln summoned the spirits of Alana Cameron's victims from the past who seized her, and then, he drew the Judgement Kanji on her forehead, and she was found guilty for her crimes, and she was fading away from existence.

Alana Cameron: NO! NO! DAMN YOU, LINCOLN LOUD, DAMN YOU ALL, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM! DAMN YOU ALL TO (FADES AWAY)

We cheered wildly for Sadie and Lincoln holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Sadie's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, and eleven massive and long brown wolf tails, and massive brown angel wings are permanent.

Then, the rainbow energy field Lincoln put up to keep Brianna Greyson inside went down, and she ran up to the dead remains of Alana Cameron. Then, she looked at Lincoln and she was absolutely really seething with rage!

Brianna Greyson: You're going to pay for this, Lincoln Loud! YOU FUCKING FREAK! I'LL KILL YOU! I WILL KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU! NONE OF YOU WILL LEAVE THIS PLACE ALIVE! (LAUGHING INSANELY)

Brianna Greyson ran at Lincoln and all of us with a knife drawn, only for her to get disarmed and also pushed back by Lincoln who fired rainbow fire blasts at her.

Lincoln: If you don't want to lose your arms and legs, leave now, Brianna.

Suddenly, the sound of police sirens were heard, and being the criminal she was, she knew she was in huge trouble!

Brianna Greyson: (ENRAGED SCREECHING) This isn't over, Lincoln Loud!

Then, Brianna Greyson ran off, but not before she gave us the finger, and me and Nico retaliated by giving her the finger and it drove her fucking mad as she ran off.

Nico: Yeah, up yours too, bitch!

Juniper Lee: What a wuss.

Sadie: We've taken another one down so far, and now, we got one more to go. Thanks for helping me destroy Alana Cameron, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Sadie.

Suddenly, Sadie wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Sadie's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, and Angel flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces, ocean waves, and water behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Sadie absorbed the water and ocean waves and they came back to us as the display vanished.

Nico: Whoa, now that's what I call a dose of maelstrom justice. Lincoln, Sadie, you two did really awesome in teaching that monster bitch, Alana Cameron, a lesson and pissing off the last monster bitch, Brianna Greyson.

Lincoln: Thanks, Nico, and now, we're fast approaching the end of The War Against The Legion.

Me: You said it.

Lincoln: And for tomorrow, the final member of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters that's going to show her face is Brianna Greyson who'll no doubt be out for revenge, which means you and I are up next, Lily.

Lily the Mermaid: Yes, we'll make her pay for all of her crimes in full and we'll make sure she dies.

Lincoln: But we've also got to keep an eye out, now that I've driven Brianna Greyson far deeper into madness, she's bound to send even more armies of hired thugs after us.

Nico: We'll be ready for them since we've been dealing with hired thugs hired by our resident jerks to kill us, which always end with you killing them by sucking out their blood and pissing Flip and the other jerks off, and now because of what you just did in sending them running, now they're so out for blood.

Lincoln: She's already losing it one after another, and that's exactly what I wanted to see, and soon, the last thing she'll ever see is her own life running out and her blood being spilled on the ground.

Nico: You got that right, Lincoln.

Suddenly, the Kivats of Victoria Kurenai, Kaylee Nago, Tamara Nobori, Selena Kurenai, Teresa Shiramine, and Taylor Sugimira were glowing.

Me: Uh oh, I think I know the glowing Kivats from anywhere.

Victoria Kurenai: Yep, and I think I know who we're going to be meeting tomorrow on your rescue and in the rescues to come, Lincoln.

Lincoln: (Gasps) The Embodiments of The Wolfen Race, Merman Race, Franken Race, Fangire Race, Kivat Race, Doran Race, Legendorga Race, Mermaid Race, Ghost Race, Gigant Race, Hobbit Race, and Goblin Race, and the other members of The Michigan Supernatural Defense Force, awesome.

Nico: So, which of these Embodiments are we meeting tomorrow?

Lincoln: The first we'll be meeting tomorrow is Ravenna Amaranth, Embodiment of The Fangire Race.

Nico: This is going to be so awesome meeting The Embodiments of The Wolfen Race, Merman Race, Franken Race, Fangire Race, Kivat Race, Doran Race, Legendorga Race, Mermaid Race, Ghost Race, Gigant Race, Hobbit Race, and Goblin Race.

Wataru: You said it.

Suddenly, Sebastian fired blasts of dark fire at some unknown enemies, and it brought them into clear view: it was Huang Zu's archers.

Lincoln: Huang Zu's archers.

Sebastian Mendez: They must've followed us here from Xia Kou to get revenge on you for what we did in killing their lord.

The archers fired, but Sebastian fired blasts of darkness and dark fire which incinerated the arrows.

Archer: L-Lord Huang Zu will be avenged!

Lincoln: You intended to get revenge on me from beyond the grave, Huang Zu. You really are a sore loser, now I will see to it that all those who follow you shall join you in The Black Gates.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire eyes glowed, and they suddenly pierced the souls of all of Huang Zu's archers and the few officers who survived the massacre at Xia Kou, and Lincoln telepathically crushed their hearts and killed them all and he sent their souls to The Black Gates.

Sebastian Mendez: Huang Zu's attempt at revenge from beyond the grave has failed, now we're truly rid of that scoundrel once and for all.

Me: You said it.

Shiv: That's one less bad guy WOOHP has to deal with.

Webstor: Speaking of which, the agents are rounding up all the Bulky Bars they can find.

Me: Good.

Vexen: And the people they enhanced are returning to normal.

Firefly: (smirks at the unconscious Wernerstein) Though for some, the process can be quite painful.

Calamitous: And there's plenty of Lisa's antidote for everyone.

Me: He'll never bother anyone again.

Qin: Yep. Because he'll be going to prison for life.

Xenia: Good.

Nico: Great job today everyone.

Me: Yep.

Sam Simpson: (To the viewers) Remember to eat right and be healthy the right way.

Me: Good advice.

We went back home after reporting to Jerry and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome fanfic done.

This chapter is based on the Totally Spies episode The Incredible Bulk. That was a really crazy one and it aired on October 17, 2004.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.

For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Onyx, Brutus, Fault Zone, Boomtower, Universe 666 Thanos and Doctor Diablos along with Clay, Natasha, Yamiko Shinnosuke, Interplanet Janet, Secre Swallowtail and Lily Aquaria and we're going to the Moonlands and we're going to Arderial and we are gonna have an epic battle there. It's going to be where GIRL JORDAN AND LEELI ARE GOING TO BATTLE CARNAGE FROM SPIDERMAN THE ANIMATED SERIES AND GIRL JORDAN AND LEELI ARE GOING TO EXPLODE IN POWER TO THEIR MOST POWERFUL FORMS EVER LIKE HOW I DID AGAINST HITOSHI! Also we're going to battle Another Evil Livewire, Plasma Trooper, Good Burns, Good Cinder Fall, Serris, Omega Ridley, Brutus and Onyx. Also we're going to meet Meowstic gene-slammers. Twin girls named Winona and Wendy Rider and they are both powerful Angels.

the saga of The War Against The Legion of The Lincoln Haters is about to come to an end, the final match-up to the conclusion of this saga is Lily the Mermaid and Lincoln VS. Brianna Greyson

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Universe 666 Earth, but we got a really huge and dangerous battle coming: we're going to face the Universe 666 versions of The Z-Fighters, although they were killed by Good Luthor and his allies, they were brought back by Brianna Greyson who used a Dark Orb to bring them back in one final revenge scheme against Lincoln, but we aren't going to let that monster bitch get away with this, we're going to put an end to the Universe 666 versions of The Z-Fighters and make those disgraces pay, and then, when the final battle arrives to kill Brianna Greyson, Lincoln and Lily the Mermaid shall make her pay dearly for this with her life. And for tomorrow and in the days to come, we're going to be meeting The Embodiments of The Wolfen Race, Merman Race, Franken Race, Fangire Race, Kivat Race, Doran Race, Legendorga Race, Mermaid Race, Ghost Race, Gigant Race, Hobbit Race, and Goblin Race and who are also members of The Michigan Supernatural Defense Force, the first one we're meeting tomorrow is Ravenna Amaranth, Embodiment of The Fangire Race, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's also a very powerful vampire who was born with not only the dark powers and strengths of the vampires but also the dark powers and strengths of The Fangires and none of their weaknesses. Ravenna's known for defending Lincoln with a fierce passion not only from his enemies, but also from the heartlessness of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and she's also gotten along well with Leni, Luna, Laney, Lana, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita, and like Lincoln and the other vampires, she feeds on blood bags from the blood bank, and she also knew of Lincoln being a powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, and she's also friends with Lucy and her friends in The Young Morticians' Club. She's also among the many members of The Michigan Supernatural Defense Force, a group of vampire hunters formed by Lincoln, the other Kamen Rider Kiva embodiments, and the embodiments of The Wolfen Race, Merman Race, Franken Race, Fangire Race, Kivat Race, Doran Race, Legendorga Race, Mermaid Race, Ghost Race, Gigant Race, Hobbit Race, and Goblin Race, and their job is to defend Michigan, Royal Woods, and Great Lakes City from the threat of evil vampires, evil werewolves, and other evil supernatural creatures of the night. They also teamed up with The Ghosthunters Club and other clubs for some of their more dangerous missions involving powerful vampire lords, werewolves, witches, warlocks, demons, and demon lords. Lincoln made Ravenna a beautiful necklace with black pearls and a red gem for the pendant, and to show thanks, Ravenna kissed Lincoln on the lips underneath the full moon as the vampire bats flew into the night, and she hates Lori with a burning passion, and she absolutely loathes and despises King, the ruler of The Fangires, along with The Checkmate Four with an absolutely intense and burning hatred that even the other Fangires were absolutely afraid of her, even Dracula himself would fear the Embodiment of All Things Supernatural.

Get ready for a battle against an entire city as we destroy the city of Citiesville from the infamous episode of the Powerpuff Girls called Town and Out.

See you next time.