HAPPY STAR WARS DAY!

MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU


Over in the Sand Kingdom of the world of Super Mario was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily along with Kimiko, Yoko Minato, Dahlia Newton, Astrid, Hiccup And Shura Kirigakure as well as Ssserpent, Madame Snake, Mongolian Death Worm, RTN Pain, Dirt Boss and Supergator and we were there for an awesome and fun and amazing rescue.

Me: The Sand Kingdom. Wow!

Nicole: This is a really awesome place when you get to know it.

Me: WHEW!

Xenia: Yeah it's hot out here.

Lola: It's in a desert what did you expect?

Lana: That's true.

Qin: But it's amazing.

Varie: And Mario was here before? That is cool.

Kimiko: It sure is awesome.

Xenia: I'll say.

Nico: Kimiko, I want to thank you, Ssserpent, and your teams for coming.

Kimiko: No problem Nico. It's going to be fun helping you guys out.

Yoko Minato: Even though I'm always with you guys it will be awesome.

Nico: Yoko, it really sucked that you died before.

Yoko: I know. It sure did. But it was all because of Yggdrasil.

Qin: Those monsters.

Lola: Yeah. Even worse they were going to destroy the Earth.

Camie: Yeah.

Yoko: Looking back I don't know what the hell I was thinking working for them.

Varie: Well they are gone forever now.

Lola: Yep.

Yoko: Thank goodness.

Nico: We destroyed them on Lillian's missions.

Yoko: You guys sure did. And that was so fun.

Sakura Knudson: I did see a massive huge explosion as I was training with Swartz.

Lola: That was us blowing the Yggdrasil Corporation to smithereens.

Xenia: That's right.

Fu: That was so fun and it was cool.

Nico: Yep.

Me: That was fun. But so was yesterday's mission.

Applejack: Yeah that was a great mission for us.

Rarity: It sure was darlings.

Maria: Citiesville was a really bad place.

Me: It sure was.

Qin: But the good news is we got all the kids out of there and put their parents in jail and now it's nothing more than a radioactive crater.

Nico: Good riddance.

Lola: Yeah.

Camie: And to make matters worse, they hurt the Powerpuff Girls who just wanted to help out.

Varie: They sure did.

Kate Lloyd: Bunch of ungrateful trash heaps.

Lola: Yeah!

Nico: It really does serve them right.

Me: Yeah no kidding.

Lola: They had it coming.

Nico: Now that makes 3 towns that are declared the worst places ever to live.

Me: Three Incredibly lawless places.

Nico: Yep.

Varie: Good riddance.

Nico: I hope there's not a 4th.

Me: Me too.

Camie: If there is we'll teach them a lesson.

Varie: Big time.

Lola: Yeah!

Yoko: But they will regret it too.

Nico: You got that right.

Qin: Yeah.

We arrived at the old Sand Kingdom ruins.

Me: Whoa these ruins are amazing.

Qin: They sure are.

Nico: It sure is amazing.

We saw sand moving in pools.

Me: Quicksand.

Lola: Oh boy.

I kicked a rock and it landed in it and sunk fast.

Me: Whoa.

Nico: Wait. Who's that over there?

We saw a girl and she had torn up clothes and had blond hair and had blue eyes.

Sakura Knudson: Wait is that?

Me: It couldn't be!

She then fell into the quicksand and was sinking!

Me: Oh no!

We flew over and pulled her out.

Me: (GASP) Wait it is!

Sakura Knudson: Oh my god! Megan Cassidy!

Megan Cassidy: How do you know my name!? Who are you?

Me: Megan don't you recognize us? It's J.D. Knudson and Sakura Knudson. We haven't seen each other in 5 years. You vanished years ago.

Megan Cassidy: Wait. J.D.? Sakura? It is you! Oh wow! I thought I would never see you guys again!

Me: The important thing is that we found you and you're safe.

We brought her over.

Nico: What happened to you?!

Megan Cassidy: I have one crazy story to tell you. This evil man that had black hair and reptilian eyes used some kind of magic and took me here. I was here for 5 long years and I was eating nothing but desert fruit and quesadillas here. With nothing but these clothes that I wore out into rags.

Lola: Oh my goodness!

Qin: Yeah!

Varie: That is crazy!

Nico: Did this evil man have a name?

Megan Cassidy: He didn't say.

Nico: Wait evil man with black hair and reptilian eyes? That ring any bells?

Me: Wait that was Chase Young that did it!

Qin: Oh man!

Xenia: Yeah!

Kimiko: Not good! That's crazy that he took you all the way out here!

Nico: But at least we found you.

Me: Yeah. Lets get you cleaned up and give you new clothes.

Maria: Good idea.

We had a portable shower set up and Maria and the Fashion Brigade were getting her cleaned up. We had our backs turned and we weren't looking.

Megan Cassidy: Boy it's great you guys found me.

Maria: It sure is. Sorry you guys had to see me a mess like this.

Me: No worries. Your mom and dad have been really worried sick about you.

Megan Cassidy: I miss my parents.

Nico: After this, you can see them again.

Megan Cassidy: I would like that.

Rarity gave her a towel and the Fashion Brigade gave her brand new clothes. She got a red shirt and red skirt and a red vest and red sandals and they styled her hair in a ponytail.

Rarity: Now you look amazing darling.

Megan Cassidy: Thanks. Wow this is awesome.

Lola: It sure is.

Leni: You totes look amazing.

Megan Cassidy: Thanks and it's better than my old clothes.

Qin: Yep.

Nico: At least you weren't Gene Slammed

Megan Cassidy: I know. But the people here took great care of me here.

Nicole: The people here are awesome and very festive.

Nico: Yep.

Sakura Cassidy: But the good part is that you're safe with us.

Eli: I'll sense for Swartz's creations.

Nico: Okay.

Eli concentrated.

Eli: Whoa! Found them! Another President Koopa, Another Nasty Patty, Another Atomic Shark, Another Magic Pierrot, Another Universe 666 Obito Uchiha the 10-Tails Jinchuriki, Another Kyburi, Another Madame Snake and Another Ssserpent.

We gasped!

Qin: WHOA!

Nico: This is gonna be awesome!

Lola: Yeah!

Nicole: Meridith McHenrickson is first.

Maria called her in.

Meredith McHenrickson: (Scottish Accent) Here I am lads!

Nico: Awesome Meredith.

Qin: Yeah!

Meredith McHenrickson: I have a feeling that I'm going to face Another President Koopa. This one is going to be explosive now.

Nico: It sure is.

Qin: Yeah!

Nico: There he is!

We saw a figure and it was ANOTHER PRESIDENT KOOPA!

Me: Whoa! Another President Koopa!

Nico: This is gonna be good!

Qin: Yeah!

Another President Koopa: (In a girls voice) This sure will be fun.

Me: That voice!

Meridith McHenrickson: And who are you wee lass?

She reverted back and was a girl with blue hair and blue eyes and had blue clothes and red angel wings.

Me: (GASP) Eleanor Koopa!

Nico: Wait are you related to?

Eleanor Koopa: Yeah President Koopa was my father. He was a monster.

Qin: He sure was.

Me: Awesome to see you again Eleanor. We defeated your father and turned him into primordial slop.

Eli: We sure did.

Meridith McHenrickson: Aye. Now he is my archenemy in the Masters of Evil.

Eleanor Koopa: I hope he is behaving himself.

Meridith McHenrickson: Honestly, he is.

Eleanor Koopa: Good.

Me: Now his tower is right where the old world Trade Center used to be in New York City. Very unusual.

Qin: Yeah no kidding.

Lola: Yep.

Me: Long story on that.

Eleanor Koopa: I'll have to hear about it later.

Nico: Yeah.

Me: By the way Eleanor are the rest of the Anothers here friendly or hostile?

Eleanor Koopa: Friendly and the Another Atomic Shark is going to be an awkward but funny one. She is naked and Swartz was in a hurry to send her out because her clothes were catching on fire as she was running.

Me: Uh oh.

Meredith McHenrickson: Let's do this lass!

Girl Jordan: First lets separate you.

Leeli: Yeah.

Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.

(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)

The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.

Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep

Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél

Eleanor glowed and she separated from Another President Koopa!

Qin: YEAH!

Me: This is gonna be good!

Meredith: I'm tempted to go Gene Slammer for this. But not this time.

Another President Koopa: PLUMBERS!

He fired fireballs and she ducked and Meridith fired energy blasts and they exploded all over!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOMMM!

Lincoln: WOO YEAH! Get him!

Meridith McHenrickson: I guess I don't need to.

She fired waves of energy and blasted him. Then…

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

HE EXPLODED!

I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Princess of the Koopas and the Tyrannical Koopa Overlord.

Qin: Fitting.

Me: Yep.

Nico: Awesome.

Me: Another Nasty Patty is next. Wait what?

Nico: Uh oh.

Maria: Better call in Kaisa.

Maria did so.

She arrived in a swirl of magic.

Kaisa: (British Accent) Hey, guys.

Me: Hey Kaisa.

Qin: Another version of your archenemy is coming.

Me: Yep.

Lola: And there it is.

We saw a figure come and it was a big and ugly burger!

Eli: Why that's the most DIABOLICAL Krabby Patty ever spawned!

It was ANOTHER NASTY PATTY!

Me: That burger looks and would taste like puke!

Nico: AND IT SMELLS HORRIBLE!

It turned to us and it had a scary face.

Qin: Scary.

Maria: Um... who are you?!

Another Nasty Patty: (In a girls voice) I'M SOMEONE WHO NEEDS A BATH!

She reverted back and it was a girl that had blond hair and black clothes and she had blue eyes.

Me: Regina Sall! Whoa! WHEW!

Applejack: HOOWEE! She smells worse than a fresh cow pie!

Nico: No kidding.

Regina Sall: I haven't taken a bath or shower in 6 years! Ever since I was turned into that horrible foul burger!

All of us: EW!

Lana: I like it!

Me: (Plugs nose) You turned into what's called a Nasty Patty. It's a Krabby Patty that was made disgusting.

Lily: (Plugs Nose) Yeah and it smells really bad

Kaisa: You know, Mr. Krabs and Spongebob nearly killed a Health Inspector with this!

Nico: And Mr. Lynn and all the Loud Kids repeated that!

Me: On an escaped Death Row Inmate.

Regina Sall: Really? Wow!

Me: You don't want to know.

Lily: Lets just get you separated and burn this atrocity!

Lincoln: You got that right!

Lincoln fired a beam of light and separated her and then Kaisa fired a flamethrower blast and incinerated Another Nasty Patty and it exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Princess of Burgers and the Kingdom of The Nasty Patties!

Nico: Fitting.

We got to cleaning her in a washtub. She was in her black bra and panties and we were scrubbing her all over.

Me: Boy Regina I can't believe that Swartz made you that way!

Regina Sall: I know. I like being clean and beautiful. I hate being dirty and filthy.

Lola: Welcome to my world Regina.

We got to really cleaning her up and then we gave her a new black dress.

Me: There. Now you are all squeaky clean and with new clothes.

Regina Sall: Thanks J.D. It feels so much better than before.

Nico: Who's next?

Me: This one is going to be intensely radioactive. Another Atomic Shark.

Qin: Whoa! We better be ready for that one.

Then my Geiger Counter started clicking loudly like mad!

Me: Uh oh! Intense Gamma Radiation!

Nico: Be ready!

Xenia: LOOK!

We saw a GLOWING RED SHARK COME OUT! It had a Dark Aura around it! It was ANOTHER ATOMIC SHARK!

Me: WHOA!

Camie: Stay back guys!

Nicole: And boys cover your eyes or else!

I put on my blind man glasses.

Nico: Wait. There's Another One with her!

We saw a figure and it was Another Magic Pierrot!

Me: Another Magic Pierrot! (LAUGHS) That one cracks me up.

Nico: Natilee did say that he makes her laugh.

Xenia: Yep. First lets find out who the Another Atomic Shark is!

Me: Right!

Another Atomic Shark: (In a girls voice) Oh I can't wait to make you mine and make love with you J.D.!

Me: (LAUGHS) I know that seductive voice anywhere! Umiko Kuruno.

Nico: Another of Kurumu's family members?

Another Atomic Shark: I sure am. My sister told me so much about all of you.

Xenia: I can tell she did.

Me: Umiko is a Succubus and she has all of Kurumu's powers and everything.

Nico: Wow!

Qin: Neat.

Nico: And who's the Another Magic Pierrot?

Another Magic Pierrot: (LAUGHS) Someone who wants to thank Natilee for destroying Nehelania.

Nicole: That voice! Charlotte the Funny? Whoa!

Nico: Wait you mean the famous Circus Star!? Whoa!

Nicole: That's right and she is also Natilee's best friend. She is a daredevil Circus Star and is widely known for doing some of the most dangerous daredevil tricks ever. One time she skied down the Empire State Building into a dump truck full of saw sewage.

All of us: EWW!

Lana: Cool!

Nico: That is awesome!

Me: And amazing.

Nicole: Yep. Also she is more than a daredevil stunt girl. She is a great gymnast and acrobatic, human cannonball and more.

Nico: Boy she does it all.

Me: Yep.

Cricket: Let's do this!

Me: Cricket's Biomechanical E.V.O. Powers will protect her from the intense radioactivity.

Nico: That's right and Dr. Holliday told us that E.V.O.'s are now impervious to gamma radiation.

Cricket: That's right. I'm ready.

She jumped high into the air and fired waves of energy and blasted Another Atomic Shark and she exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

I caught the Wonder Ride Book. It was really smoking hot.

Me: Got it. Huh? YEOW!

Maria cooled it down but as I was jumping around my glasses fell off.

Me: Oh no!

But then Umiko ran at me and she was Naked as a jaybird and she had aqua blue hair and purple eyes and then she jumped and shoved my face right in between her huge breasts.

Umiko Kuruno: (LAUGHS) I MISSED YOU SO MUCH J.D.! I WANT TO MAKE LOVE WITH YOU SO BAD! I WANT YOU SO BAD!

But then I gasped and then blasted off with an intense nosebleed and smashed into the sand!

Nico laughed.

Nicole then put a towel on Umiko.

Nicole: Please don't do that to dad.

Umiko Kuruno: Aw but it's so fun.

Nicole: We have perverts running around and I don't want the dignity of women to be destroyed.

Umiko Kuruno: Aw let them see. I love it when they stare.

Nicole: You are a silly girl Umiko.

May: I hope two more appear

Lincoln: First lets defeat Magic Pierrot next.

May: Oh right.

Aula: I got this.

Lincoln: First this.

Lincoln fired a wave of light and separated Another Magic Pierrot from her. Charlotte was a girl with blond hair and had a Goldeen Dress on.

Maria: Wow! Love the Goldeen Dress.

Nico: Misty would love that one.

Charlotte the Funny: Thanks Nico.

Aula: Lets dance.

She fired waves of wind and blasted Another Magic Pierrot down and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

Nico caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Goldeen Circus Star and the Powerful Circus Master.

Nico: Fitting.

I was trying to pull my head out of the sand.

Me: (GROANING)

Eddy: (LAUGHING)

Eddy pulled my head out!

POP!

Me: WHOA! Thanks Eddy.

Eddy: (LAUGHS) That was funny though.

POINK!

He flicked my nose and then I fell back and then…

LOUD FART!

Me: WHOA! Pardon me!

Eddy pulled a whoopee cushion out from me and laughed and farted it in my face!

Charlotte the Funny laughed at me!

Me: (LAUGHS) That was funny!

I came back.

Me: Whew! Sorry about that guys.

Umiko Kuruno: Sorry J.D. You know I love you.

Me: And I'm always available on the market.

Nico: Yep. But don't do that with Nicole around.

Qin: Yeah you don't want her to kill her own father for being a pervert.

Nicole: Yeah.

I picked up the cooled down Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Succubus Princess and the Radioactive Nuclear Shark Pod.

Me: Fitting.

Nico: Who's next?

Me: I have a feeling that this one will be intensely powerful! Another Universe 666 Obito Uchiha the 10-Tails Jinchuriki and Another Kyburi.

Nico: WHOA!

Qin: This will be awesome.

We then sensed an incredible power!

Me: WHOA! Feel that?

Nico: What in the world is generating that terrible energy!?

Lola: Its intense!

Eli: It's the Another Universe 666 Obito!

Me: Better call in Gabriella Estupinan and Vicky Emily Skartaris.

Qin: Yep.

Maria called them in.

Gabriella: We're here!

Vicky Emily: This will be fun.

Me: It sure will.

Rin Nohara: This is going to be a brutal one.

Me: I better help out with the Universe 666 Obito just in case.

Qin: Good idea.

Me: A lot has changed over the years Obito.

Obito: I'll have to hear about it later.

Me: Yeah. But didn't Rin give you the Black Gates earlier?

Obito: Yes but Swartz pulled me out at the last second and she ended up banishing me to the Warp.

Rin Nohara: Oops.

Me: No worries.

Obito: Yeah he ended up somehow saving me from the evil I turned into and reverted me back to when I was back when me, Rin and Kakashi were genin.

Nicole: That is very interesting. I always knew you would come back someday as a better person. But I never expected this.

Nico: Wow!

Me: I knew that would happen too.

Nico: Who's your friend over here?

Another Kyburi: I believe that J.D. knows me.

She reverted back and it was a girl with red hair and red clothes and had red angel wings.

Me: (GASP) Daring Ruby Rellington!

Nicole: Wait the famous jungle explorer and adventurer!? Whoa! I love all your adventures!

Daring Do: You would make an awesome addition to our adventure squad for our treasure hunts.

Daring Ruby: I sure would.

Me: Boy Lady Tsunade, Kakashi Sensei and Minato are going to have a field day hearing about this when we get home.

Nico: Yep.

Gabriella: Let's do this shit!

Lincoln: First this.

He fired beams of light and separated them.

Me: Here we go.

I went SUPER ANGEL EBONWU UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ELEMENTAL WOLF MOON PHOENIX!

Me: (Divine Godly Echoing Voice) You think you're a god? Well you don't know what a god is until you meet one!

I flew fast and then punched Universe 666 Obito in his stomach and kicked him into the sky and fired waves of energy and blasted him all over! Obito then prepared a massive and incredibly powerful 10-Tailed Beast Bomb.

Me: BIG BANG ATTACK!

I fired a powerful Big Bang Attack and Obito fired the Tailed Beast Bomb and the blasts collided and exploded with incredible and unbelievable power!

SUPER ULTRA MASSIVE AND INCREDIBLY UNBELIEVABLE FIERY EXPLOSION!

The explosion was so massive and so powerful and so devastating that it shook the entire area with incredible force! The massive mushroom cloud could be seen for miles!

I teleported and kicked him in the face and smashed him in his stomach and kicked him in his chin with a massive knee to it!

Gabriella blasted him in his back and fired waves of energy and blasted him all over!

Nico: WHOA! Look at them go!

Qin: Unbelievable!

Xenia: WOW!

Rin Nohara: YEAH! TEAR THAT MONSTER APART!

Vicky Emily: That just leaves me with Another Kyburi!

Vicky Emily fired waves of energy and fire and blasted Another Kyburi and she exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Nico caught the Wonder Ride Book! It was called The Interstellar Jungle Explorer and the Aliens of The Red Dimension.

Nico: Fitting.

I kicked Universe 666 Obito in the face and slashed him across his chest.

Me: KAAAAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEE!

Gabriella: SUPER RAINBOW MEGABLAST!

Me: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

We fired both our blasts from both sides and they both hit Universe 666 Obito and exploded with incredible power!

SUPER ULTRA MASSIVE POWERFUL EXPLOSION OF INCREDIBLE POWER!

He was destroyed in the blast and I caught the Wonder Ride Book. It was called The Dark Journey of The Genin Who Fell into Despair.

Me: Fitting.

I powered down and we landed.

Me: Another Madame Snake next.

Nico: There she is!

Yoko: Here we go.

Another Madame Snake came and she was a dark version of her.

Me: Another Madame Snake.

Nico: This will be good.

Another Madame Snake: I'm ready for this one.

Me: That voice!

She reverted back and was a girl with pink hair and had blue eyes and neon red clothes.

Yoko: (GASP) Hikari Ginga!

Hikari Ginga: YOKO!

She and Yoko hugged!

Hikari Ginga: My sister I thought you were dead!

Yoko: I was. But J.D. brought me back to life.

Hikari Ginga: (Crying hard) I've missed you sis!

Qin: Aww.

Maria: Yoko you get away from her now!

Me: Maria this is Yoko's sister Hikari. They haven't seen each other since she died. Let them have a reunion.

Maria: Sorry. But you two don't have the same last name.

Yoko: Actually we do.

Hikari Ginga: My name is Hikari Ginga Minato.

Maria: Oh I stand corrected.

Lola: Yeah.

Yoko: Sorry we have to fight like this.

Hikari Ginga: I know.

Lincoln fired a blast of energy and separated Another Madame Snake and Yoko fired a wave of energy and it hit Another Madame Snake and she exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Peach Kamen Rider and the Snake of Evil.

Me: Nice.

Maria: Time for backup! (TURNS DIAL) MAMMOTH CANYON 6!

She summoned Mammoth, Cyclops, Miner 49er, Bandit Keith, Universe 666 Sartorius and Gitai.

Me: NICE!

Qin: YEAH

Varie: This will be fun.

Nico: I see something snake like!

We saw a dark version of SSSERPENT! It was ANOTHER SSSERPENT!

Qin: WHOA! Another Ssserpent!

Xenia: This is gonna be good.

Me: Yep.

Another Ssserpent: (In a girls voice) I heard that you guys destroyed my evil uncle Orochimaru.

We gasped!

Me: Wait that voice.

She reverted back and was a girl that had black hair, yellow snake eyes and had purple markings and purple and black clothes and she had purple ropes.

Me: (GASP) Kazumi Orochimaru!

Nico: Wait you're related to?

Kazumi Orochimaru: Yes Orochimaru is my uncle and I'm glad he is gone. He was pure evil.

Me: We're glad he is gone too.

Kaito: (gets out Megaranger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Zocks: (gets out Gingaman gear) Because we can grant it instead.

Kaito got a Megaranger Sword and Zocks got a Quasar Saber

Kazumi Orochimaru: Just to erase all traces of my evil uncle's work forever.

Me: That we can do. But we pretty much already beat you to the punch on that.

Nico: Yeah we destroyed everything he did.

Camie: Yep.

Kazumi Orochimaru: Good. I'm glad.

Me: Yep. Sorry we have to fight like this.

Kazumi Orochimaru: No worries.

Sougo: (gets out In Space Ridewatch) Swartz must've realized that your uncle was a threat to him.

Geiz: (gets out Lost Galaxy Ridewatch) For once, I can't say I blame him.

Sougo got InSpaceRedArmor while Geiz got LostGalaxyRedArmor.

Me: Orochimaru was one of the most dangerous enemies of the Leaf and he was plotting and plotting for years to destroy it. But we destroyed him and banished him to the Black Gates.

Kazumi Orochimaru: That's true. I'm glad he didn't recruit my uncle.

Me: So is the world.

Kazumi Orochimaru: I know.

She turned into Another Ssserpent!

Nico: (gets out Ssserpent's Ridewatch) Time to fight snake with snake!

Nico activated it and HISSED Like a snake!

He fired a wave of venom from his mouth and it hit Another Ssserpent and smashed her down.

Nico: And here's another Snake.

He activated Madame Snake's Ridewatch and he fired energy blasts and smashed her down.

May: (Gets out Mongolian Death Worm's Ridewatch) Let's add worms to this!

She activated it and had INTENSE LIGHTNING SURGE AROUND HER! She fired waves of lightning and electrocuted Another Ssserpent!

Nico: SHOCKING!

Qin: YEAH!

May: (gets out RTN Pain's Ridewatch) Now for this!

She activated it.

Another Ssserpent went at her!

May: ALMIGHTY PUSH!

She blasted her into a rock column with a massive gravity energy field!

Nico: WHOA!

Me: That was powerful! Just like when I faced Pain in 150,000 years.

Maria: I would love to see you do a Planetary Devastation.

Brittney: That would be awesome.

Maria: (gets out Animated Dirt Boss' Ridewatch) Let's get this mook!

She activated it and fired laser blasts and smashed her down!

Me: Oh yeah! Also looks like Timon isn't the only one that calls things mooks

Maria: (gets out Supergator's Ridewatch) Let's see what this does!

She activated it and used her water powers to form into a HUGE ALLIGATOR!

Maria: Awesome!

Qin: Now that is a gator!

Xenia: YEAH!

Maria: Time to chomp!

She went and chomped Another Ssserpent all over!

Yoko: Now this! (ACTIVATES MADAME SNAKE'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired waves of energy and smashed her down!

Then King Hiss, Kaa, Dragon (Timon and Pumbaa), Quartzion The Crystal Queen, Vypeera and Ms. Allure came.

Nico: Nice team King Hiss!

King Hiss: Thanks Nico.

Leni: O.M. Gosh! This means that my team is like next!

Nico: That's right Leni.

Lola: Yep.

Leni: I'm so excited!

Me: You sure are Leni.

Then we saw a Slurpuff appear.

Me: Cool a Slurpuff!

Qin: Wow it looks like a cupcake Pokemon.

Nico: It sure does.

Slurpuff: (In a girls voice) (Japanese Accent) This will be as fun as giving candy to a baby.

Nico: Yamiko Kuniko! Wow!

Qin: Cool!

Slurpuff: Yep.

She reverted back and was a girl with pink hair and dressed in a Pink Kimono.

Yamiko Kuniko: I got this.

She fired waves of energy and blasted her down and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it and brought Kazumi Orochimaru over.

Me: That was awesome.

Nico: It sure was!

Yamiko Kuniko: It sure was!

Me: What's your favorite Memory of Nico?

Yoko: Aw J.D. I was going to ask that!

Me: Sorry Yoko. I knew it was coming.

Yamiko Kuniko: My favorite is when me and Nico made these.

She pulled out a box of really awesome purple candies.

Nico: Ah our delicious perfect chocolate.

Qin: I haven't had these in forever.

Yamiko Kuniko: Try some.

We did so and we ate them and they were THE BEST CANDY EVER!

Me: Oh my goodness! These are delicious!

Eli: Wow! Those are so good!

Laney: I'll say! (SLURPS) They are yummy!

Lincoln: Yummy!

Me: Boy they are good. What did you make them with?

Yamiko: We made them with chocolate and combined caramel, white chocolate, fudge, and coconut and made it with love.

Nico: Aww.

Me: Boy that is some really good candy.

Nico: Yamiko makes ALL her candy with love.

Nico and Yamiko hugged.

Nico: I've really missed you Yamiko.

Yamiko: Me too Nico. Me too.

We went back home.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Kaz, Gullwings, Emily Lola Sarsaparilla, Sherman Klump, Ace Ventura, and Toothles sare heading to the city of Bedburg, Germany, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the six girls here, but we're in for an awesome mission.

Bedburg, Germany is the place where according to city records, was once the killing grounds of Peter Stumpp, one of the most notorious serial killers in the late 16th Century ever to haunt the city, and what's even more chilling is that for 25 years beginning in 1564, Stumpp had allegedly been called an "insatiable bloodsucker" who gorged on the flesh of goats, lambs, and sheep, as well as men, women, and children, and under the threat of torture, he'd confessed to killing and eating 14 children and 2 pregnant women along with the fetuses, one of which was his own son. Doomed by the power of myth, he was found guilty of being a werewolf, along with charges of incest, murder, cannibalism, and Satanic Worship, and was then executed on October 31, 1589.

And now, over 400 years later, we're here on the hunt for a dangerous werewolf named Emil Stumpp, who's been on a bloody rampage killing and eating anyone who crosses his path, and even worse, he's the descendant of the 16th Century serial killer and werewolf, Peter Stumpp, we're not letting that animal live any longer, we're killing that beast and ending his reign of terror.

Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Bedburg, Germany, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the six girls here, but we're in for one awesome mission.

Selene Arcangela: That's right, Lincoln, and of all of Germany's cities and towns, Bedburg is a city with a dark and haunting history, and it's the place where according to city records, was once the killing grounds of Peter Stumpp, one of the most notorious serial killers in the late 16th Century ever to haunt the city, and what's even more chilling is that for 25 years beginning in 1564, Stumpp had allegedly been called an "insatiable bloodsucker" who gorged on the flesh of goats, lambs, and sheep, as well as men, women, and children, and under the threat of torture, he'd confessed to killing and eating 14 children and 2 pregnant women along with the fetuses, one of which was his own son.

Nico: Ugh, now that's just sick.

Me: Yeah, and I remembered hearing about him, from what Selene just said, it sounds like he was accused of being a werewolf.

Nicholette Torrington: Correct, and it wasn't just the witch trials that were running rampant in parts of Europe during the 16th century, but also, the werewolf trials, and the presence was strong mainly in parts of France and Germany. Doomed by the power of myth, Peter Stumpp was found guilty of being a werewolf, along with being convicted and found guilty of incest, murder, cannibalism, and Satanic Worship by the court, and he was executed on October 31, 1589.

Lincoln: And now, over 400 years later, we're here on the hunt for a dangerous werewolf named Emil Stumpp, who's been on a bloody rampage killing and eating anyone who crosses his path, and even worse, he's the descendant of the 16th Century serial killer and werewolf, Peter Stumpp.

Nico: So, he's bringing back his ancestor's reign of terror, what an animal!

Lincoln: Well, we're not letting that wild animal live any longer, we're going to kill Emil Stumpp and end his ancestor's accursed bloodline once and for all.

We travelled through Bedburg, and it's a major slaughterhouse, we saw body parts all over and blood on the streets, even finding people who've had their hearts ripped out of their chests and some of them have missing pieces of flesh on their faces.

Kaz: That animal's been busy, look at what he's done.

Lincoln: Just like what happened in Belgium with Wolf Carnage. Now, it's personal.

Lincoln let out a growl as white fur began growing on his massive and powerful muscular body and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew a little bit bigger, white fur also began growing on his massive and wide muscular pecs and eight pack abs, his nose changed to a wolf's nose and white wolf's muzzle, his deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow iris of his Third Eye remained the same, but his pupils turned into slits, along with the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips, his eleven massive and long and powerful white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit's tail with rainbow markings above his white wolf tails, and he let out a powerful howl. Lincoln transformed into Lincoln The Nocturnal.

Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) Now, let's go find that fucking animal and rip him apart.

Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long dark blue hair with dark blue wolf ears on her head, dark blue wolf tail, and dark blue hairband, yellow eyes, wolf fangs, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful dark blue angel wings, she's dressed in a sleeveless dark blue top, dark blue skirt, necklace with dark blue gem for the pendant, white bridal gloves, black pants, dark blue knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with darkness, crescent moons, werewolves, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Jiro The Wolfen, and holstered on her back is a massive Wolfen-themed greatsword with embedded red gems and Jiro the Wolfen etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged dark blue blade, large dark blue wolf heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces embedded on both sides of the hilt with dark blue gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large white angel heads and large dark blue gem on the bottom of the large white angel heads for the pommel.

Nico: Whoa, so we got a werewolf girl we're meeting here today.

Werewolf Girl: Oops, sorry about the scare, but I managed to get the girls away from that animal before he could kill them and eat their flesh too.

Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) (Gasps) That voice, Ashina Valerian, Embodiment of The Wolfen Race, I knew it was you.

Suddenly, we heard a loud roar of anger, and we saw a massive, hulked-out, 8'3" tall werewolf with brown fur heading right for us: it was Emil Stumpp, descendant of Peter Stump.

Sylvester: The beast has arrived, now let's rip him apart.

Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.

Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) I'm going to enjoy absorbing that beast after we get through with him, let's get him!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Star Blood-Stained Demonic Darkness Justice and Divine Star Bloodstained Demonic Dark Demon Hound Compassion, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal search Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Archangel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Heavenly Lightstorm Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Archangel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Justice, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Magical Elemental Fairy Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Fairy Wolf Justice and Divine Elemental Fairy Magic Mysticon Wolf Hope and he had his Lupus' Celestial Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice and Eye of Lupus orb ready, Kaz and his team, The Lion Guard, The Miraculous Celestial Union, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nico, Nicole, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Emil Stumpp, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, Lincoln ran at and put Emil Stumpp in a brutal bearhug so he couldn't escape, and then, Lincoln began absorbing Emil Stumpp into his body and he was assimilating the werewolf's immense brute strength and abilities. Then, as soon as Lincoln was done absorbing Emil Stumpp into his body, an energy card with that beast's completely drained soul appeared in Lincoln's large left hand, and then, The Judgement Kanji appeared on Emil Stumpp's forehead and he was sent to The Black Gates for good. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.

Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) Peter Stumpp has caused enough trouble to Bedburg for over 400 years, and his descendant tried to surpass his bloodthirsty ancestor. But, in the end, Emil Stumpp paid the price.

Me: And just like his ancestor, he was sent to his doom, and we've brought an end to the bloodline of Peter Stumpp.

Then, Lincoln reverted back, but then, we saw that Lincoln now had fine hair stubble on his massive forearms and short stubble on his jawline.

Me: Whoa! Lincoln, you better take a look.

Lincoln made a mirror of water, and he saw he now had fine hair on his massive forearms and short stubble on his jawline.

Lincoln: Whoa is right, I now have fine hair on my forearms and short stubble on my jawline.

Suddenly, Lincoln's entire harem saw it for themselves, and they were immediately turned on even more, now Lincoln looked even more manlier than ever.

Lily the Mermaid: (Turned On) Whoa, now you look even more manlier and sexier with fine hair on your massive forearms and short stubble on your jawline.

Nico: (Whistles) Looks like your harem's loving the short stubble on your jawline and fine hair on your forearms.

Rita: Uh oh, you better start teaching Lincoln how to shave, honey.

Lynn Sr.: He's already at that age where he has to learn how to shave.

Lincoln: Looks like it. (To Ashina Valerian) And it's so good to see you again, Ashina Valerian.

Ashina Valerian: You too, Linky, it's been such a long time.

Lincoln went up to Ashina Valerian and he hugged her, and Ashina Valerian is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms and short stubble on his jawline, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you nine since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Ravenna Amaranth: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old 7'9" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms and short stubble on your jawline and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot in height and become a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago. Plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Nico: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and he's become truly immortal.

Me: And Lincoln, you know this sexy hot werewolf mama?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., this is Ashina Valerian, Embodiment of The Wolfen Race, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's also a very powerful werewolf who was born with not only the dark powers and strengths of the werewolves but also the dark powers and strengths of The Wolfen and none of their weaknesses. Ashina's known for defending me with a fierce passion not only from his enemies, but also from the heartlessness of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and she's also gotten along well with Leni, Luna, Laney, Lana, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita, and like me and the other vampires, she feeds on blood bags from the blood bank and enjoys eating huge well-cooked steaks, and she also knew of me being a powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, and she's also friends with Lucy and her friends in The Young Morticians' Club.

Victoria Kurenai: And she's also among the many members of The Michigan Supernatural Defense Force, a group of vampire hunters formed by Lincoln, the other Kamen Rider Kiva embodiments, and the embodiments of The Wolfen Race, Merman Race, Franken Race, Fangire Race, Kivat Race, Doran Race, Legendorga Race, Mermaid Race, Ghost Race, Gigant Race, Hobbit Race, and Goblin Race, and their job is to defend Michigan, Royal Woods, and Great Lakes City from the threat of evil vampires, evil werewolves, and other evil supernatural creatures of the night.

Selene Arcangela: They also teamed up with The Ghosthunters Club and other clubs for some of their more dangerous missions involving powerful vampire lords, werewolves, witches, warlocks, demons, and demon lords. Lincoln made Ashina a beautiful necklace with white pearls and a dark blue gem for the pendant, and to show thanks, Ashina kissed Lincoln on the lips underneath the full moon as the wolves howled, and she hates Lynn with a burning passion, and she absolutely loathes and despises King, the ruler of The Fangires, along with The Checkmate Four with an absolutely intense and burning hatred for what they did to The Wolfen except for Jiro who survived, and that absolutely intense and burning hatred is so powerful that even the other Fangires were absolutely afraid of her, even the other werewolf clans around the world would fear the Embodiment of The Wolfen and Werewolves.

Me: Whoa!

Nico: Damn, she's really that powerful?!

Lincoln: Yep, and we've taken down many evil werewolves before in the past, and that's what led to us getting a reputation as The Werewolf Moonlight Duo. Plus, Ashina also taught me how to use the Wolfen powers for good, that sort of came with getting turned into a werewolf.

Me: Really?

Lincoln: Yep, and just like with turning my claws into Life-Sucking Claws, I can also use my claws to rip human souls out from their bodies before eating them, and combining that with my life-energy draining powers, I drain their souls of their life energy and I imprison them in our castle, which we'll have to show you one day.

Nico: Dang, now that's really wicked.

Leni: Luna and I saw it, and they look totes awesome.

Luna: On the outside, they do, but when some thug or wise guy tries to cause trouble or is just out on a rampage, one stab from those bad boys, and Lincoln will rip out their soul and devour it and then, suck out all their life energy and throw them in a prison in their castle.

Me: Too bad we didn't get a chance to meet you last year when we went after King and his minions.

Nico: Yeah, that was a bust, you would've kicked some serious Fangire ass.

Ashina Valerian: Yeah, and I would've loved to meet Jiro again, but, I'm so glad to hear King and the rest of The Checkmate Four, along with Takashi Sugimura and Takato Shiramine got The Black Gates.

Selena Kurenai: They were nothing but bastards, every last one of them, except for Maya who was once The Pearlshell Fangire along with Mio Suzuki, but she got turned against her own will.

Lincoln: And some of the Fangires are now part of The Masters of Evil and some of them are now the archenemies of many of our friends.

Ashina Valerian: Wow.

Nico: It sure is, and if they come out for the usual battles and when they see you, please try not to attack them.

Ashina Valerian: Okay, but I'll settle for scaring them when they see me.

Lincoln: That's good, and now.

Suddenly, Lincoln hugged Ashina Valerian in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Ashina Valerian: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Ashina Valerian's neck with dark blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and dark blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Ashina Valerian: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Ashina Valerian.

Ashina Valerian had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her, and he leans down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the six girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, he immediately recognized them. The six girls are Mia Kazura, Sumire Shirasaki, and Renge Yuzuki from Yamitsuki Yandere Harem! and Manahime Miki, Taeko Bessho, and Yukie Takagi from Yajuu Kyoushi.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Mia Kazura, Sumire Shirasaki, and Renge Yuzuki from Yamitsuki Yandere Harem! and Manahime Miki, Taeko Bessho, and Yukie Takagi from Yajuu Kyoushi.

Nicole: Whoa, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Manahime Miki: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Manahime Miki and the other five girls saw who it was that saved them from Emil Stumpp, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'9" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscrossing straps and large circular chest plate with phoenix on it, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracelet and other bracelets merged with them, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers, he has ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense blue aura around him.

Manahime Miki: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Lincoln made five clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Yukie Takagi: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Mia Kazura, Sumire Shirasaki, Renge Yuzuki, Manahime Miki, Taeko Bessho, and Yukie Takagi with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team was shocked to find out the villain we went after was a dangerous werewolf named Emil Stumpp, who's been on a bloody rampage killing and eating anyone who crosses his path, and even worse, he's the descendant of 16th Century German serial killer and werewolf, Peter Stumpp, who terrorized Bedburg in 1564 by killing and devouring the flesh of goats, lambs, and sheep, as well as men, women, and children, until he was captured and sent to his death on October 31st, 1589 after he confessed his crimes under threat of torture.

But, when Lincoln showed what happened such as giving that werewolf the beatdown of his life, and then, Lincoln putting Emil Stumpp in a brutal bearhug and absorbing him and finally sending him to The Black Gates for good, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him all over. Lincoln and Ashina Valerian have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.

Hunter: (German Accent) I never thought I'd have to hear from that monster again. Lincoln, I've been after Emil Stumpp for years.

Lincoln: Really?

Hunter: (German Accent) Ja, for years, he'd brutally butchered and devoured as much as 100 men, women, and children every night whenever the moon is full, and that monster always got away with it, and I'm also familiar with Peter Stumpp and what he did 400 years ago.

Maria: Whoa, so you've been after that monster for years before you moved to Michigan.

Eli: But, we destroyed him for good when Lincoln used the Pillar Men's absorption technique on him.

Maria: And we also saw what he gained after he reverted back: fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and stubble on his jawline, which really got his harem that turned on even more.

May: Maybe, you should also grow stubble on your jawline too, Nico.

Varie: Same with you, J.D., you know how much ladies love seeing their men with hair on their forearms and stubble on their jawline.

Nico: Looks like we might be in for some competition with Lincoln, bro.

Me: Looks like it, dude.


After destroying Emil Stumpp in Bedburg, Germany, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Ashina Valerian saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her faces, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Ashina Valerian: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 17-year-old, 7'9" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out for many years. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Ashina, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Ashina Valerian: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.

Ashina Valerian: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.

Nico: Yep. So, Ashina, what's the story on why you hate Lynn with a burning passion?

Ashina Valerian: Now, that's something I haven't forgotten.

Ashina Valerian pulled up a video and it played on the screen, and it shows Lincoln and Ashina, along with his other Guardian Angels in their personal gym that Lincoln and his Guardian Angels go to, and we also saw Lincoln drinking protein shakes and even raw eggs! YUCK!

Nico: Whoa, you also drank raw eggs along with protein shakes, Lincoln?! I thought only Lynn and J.D. did that.

Lincoln: Even though it was going to gross me out, I decided to incorporate drinking raw eggs into my diet along with protein shakes. But, they worked out great as it really helped to build up my muscles at a rapid pace which combined with my genes and hyperpuberty, really accelerated the results. Now, you're going to see the action to come.

Suddenly, the alarm in their gym went off, and Ashina saw who it was coming after them: it was Lynn running on all fours like an animal, and she was on the rampage again.

Past Ashina Valerian: Ugh, you again, Lynn?! You really don't even know when to quit, do you, you violent, belching, farting, overly aggressive animal?!

Past Lincoln: Let's head out and take her down!

Lincoln and Ashina ran out of the gym, followed by the rest of his Guardian Angels, and they ran at Lynn who was still charging at them on all fours, and Lincoln threw a really super strong punch at her stomach that knocked the wind out of Lynn, but Lynn got back up, and she roared and beat her chest like a gorilla.

Past Ashina Valerian: You want more, Belchy McFarty?! Bring it on!

Lynn went berserk and charged at Lincoln and Ashina, but they stood their ground and they punched and kicked Lynn all over the place, and they even dodged her wild attacks, and Lincoln delivered one strong kick to Lynn's stomach which sent her flying into a nearby fence where she crashed and she'd gotten herself knocked out. Then, Lincoln fired red energy waves from his massive white angel wings which tied Lynn up in red energy ropes. Then, Luna came rushing over, and she saw what happened.

Past Luna: Whoa, looks like you and Ashina already took care of Lynn, dude, awesome!

Past Lincoln: Thanks, Luna. You can take care of Belchy McFarty over here.

Past Luna: (LAUGHS) Belchy McFarty, that was a good one.

Me: (LAUGHS) I like that! Belchy McFarty!

Lynn woke up and when she saw she was tied up again, she was really angry.

Past Lynn: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, STINKOLN, DO YOU HEAR ME, I'LL GET YOU, YOU AND YOUR DUMB GUARDIAN ANGELS, YOU'RE ALL DEAD WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS! (LOUD BELCH)

Past Luna: (Grabs Lynn by her ponytail) You're not laying one hand on my bro or his Guardian Angels, Belchy McFarty.

Luna dragged Lynn away who was still screaming and cursing along with belching loudly until Luna whacked her on the head with a baseball bat as the video ended.

Nico: Sheesh, what got her gym shorts in a twist?

Goku: I think I know what it was that got Lynn to go on that rampage. When Lynn found out Ashina was now giving raw eggs and protein shakes for Lincoln to drink as part of his incorporating diet, that really set Lynn off and she went on a violent rampage.

Gohan: First, she wrecked the house and injured Lori, Leni, Luan, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Rita, and Lynn Sr. except Lily who got out of the way thanks to J.D. and Varie getting her out of her way before she burst through the door and ran on all fours after Ashina and Lincoln.

Nico: What?! All that damage because Ashina was helping Lincoln? What a sore loser!

Ashina Valerian: Lynn was such a sorehead, she was just lucky we brutally beat her up, but this act of retaliation we gave her just made her angrier and wanting revenge on us. So, the next day, we were in our castle for our meeting, and we swore if Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan tried more murderous acts against our man, the next time they cross us will be their last.

Ravenna Amaranth: And we were really serious about that, if they crossed us again and tried to kill our man, they're dead.

Me: Varie and I were lucky we got there just in time and healed Lori, Leni, Luan, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Ms. Rita, and Mr. Lynn, and as punishment, Lynn got grounded for fifteen weeks thanks to her rampage, and I used my powers to fix the house.

We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Daisy Makimoto, Alice Gehabich, Brittany, Lenus, and Charle Frahma are heading to Hateno Beach.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'9", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Daisy Makimoto, Alice Gehabich, Brittany, Lenus, and Charle Frahma are dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Daisy Makimoto, Alice Gehabich, Brittany, Lenus, and Charle Frahma had feelings for Lincoln and he also had feelings for them. Plus, Lincoln removed Lenus' dark side and sent it to The Black Gates, and she saw Lincoln was much more caring to her than Lloyd who was too arrogant to care, and Charle Frahma chose to be with Lincoln and he'd sworn to her that one day he'll kill her evil, human despising, warmongering, power-crazed younger brother, Melbu Frahma.

And he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of thugs Amy hired to kill them, Lincoln killed them all and sucked out their blood, which made Amy go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at him and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of that bitch, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that bitch, Amy, has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.

Daisy Makimoto: Wow, so this is Hateno Beach, it sure is beautiful.

Lincoln: It sure is, Daisy, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?

Lincoln, Daisy Makimoto, Alice Gehabich, Brittany, Lenus, and Charle Frahma dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, then they went to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Daisy Makimoto, Alice Gehabich, Brittany, Lenus, and Charle Frahma got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, but then, they saw hulking muscle-bound thugs hired by Amy coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he'd sucked out their muscle mass and strength and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he sent them to The Black Gates forever.

Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Daisy Makimoto, Alice Gehabich, Brittany, Lenus, and Charle Frahma, and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Daisy Makimoto, Alice Gehabich, Brittany, Lenus, and Charle Frahma placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive muscular body, and eight-pack abs.

Nico: Whoa, looks like someone really had an awesome time at Hateno Beach, eh, Lincoln?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!

Suddenly, five Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Daisy Makimoto, Alice Gehabich, Brittany, Lenus, and Charle Frahma with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Daisy Makimoto, Alice Gehabich, Brittany, Lenus, and Charle Frahma are now in your harem.

Julie Makimoto: This is so awesome, now my sister and Alice are part of his harem.

Jenna: Amy had some nerve trying to kill them, that heartless murderous bitch's just making things much worse for herself.

Serena Logan: Amy really is a murderous bitch to try those sorts of stunts, but just like Flip, she's just making things worse for herself.

Rarity: And trying to kill Daisy Makimoto, Alice Gehabich, Brittany, Lenus, and Charle Frahma, now she's really going to get it.

Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of her hulking muscle-bound hired thugs to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass and strength and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and she should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!

Suddenly, we heard Amy scream with extreme hatred and rage, and now, she's officially lost her mind.

Maria: Yeah, up yours, bitch!

Nico: If that bitch so much as breaks out and we face her on your rescue, Lincoln, I hope you break every last bone in her body.

Lincoln: I'll do much worse than that to her, she's caused us a lot of trouble and unlike with Scott, Heather, and Alejandro, she's not getting The Black Gates because she doesn't deserve death. No, she deserves to suffer every last humiliation at our hands for everything she's done.

Me: Yeah, and if we face off against Jo on the Donbrothers mission, we'll make sure she gets sent to The Black Gates as well.

Nico: Oh yeah, and that's one we can't wait for.


Later we were watching TV.

Cole came in.

Cole Evans: You guys want to go on patrol with me?

Ahsoka: Sure, we would!

Me: You bet!

Cole Evans: All right.

We went down to the surface of the planet.

We then went out to the city.

Me: So far everything looks good.

Nico: Yep.

Rey Skywalker: (British Accent) You know what today is, right?

Me: Yep it's Star Wars Day.

Qin: This is gonna be so fun!

Nico: Yeah!

Lola: It's always an awesome day today.

Nico: Yep it's Star Wars Day guys.

Camie: I love Star Wars! It's so fun and cool!

Nico: Yeah it sure is!

Sakura Knudson: Boy I love Star Wars too! Me and Swartz watched all the movies from 1977 to 2019 and they were awesome!

Me: Cool sis! Which one was your favorite?

Sakura Knudson: Star Wars VI. Loved the battle with Luke and Vader as well as blowing the Death Star to Smithereens.

Nico: That was epic! I love all the movies.

Me: Me too.

Tsuyoshi then came!

Nico: Tsuyoshi?!

Me: Tsuyoshi! Wow! What a surprise.

Tsuyoshi: Hey guys! I need your help.

Me: What's the matter? Uh oh. Is the next Hitotsuki coming from you next?

Tsuyoshi: Yes it is.

Me: Oh boy. Wait! I remember that you had three of them before.

Qin: Whoa!

Tsuyoshi: Did you guys get shocked seeing the revelation with Darth Vader being Luke's father?

Me: That REALLY BLEW our minds! That is still one of the most shocking and most iconic revelations in all of the history of movies and entertainment.

Nico: It sure is and that was awesome!

Me: Yeah! And now here we are 43 years later and it still is amazing.

Qin: Yep.

Artha Penn: We have to lock Tsuyoshi up!

Me: Artha wait lets not be too hasty.

Qin: Yeah we'll think of something.

Tsuyoshi: Nervous about the big day?

Sinnertwin: Can you blame us? We still don't know who the main target is.

Lyra: But we're really excited for it.

Tsuyoshi: (sighs) I don't blame you. Me and the others still haven't figured it out either. I just hope Natsumi doesn't get hurt when the time comes.

Nico: Well, we're not going to let her get kidnapped again, I can promise you that.

Me: Me too!

Tsuyoshi: I know. But I would never forgive myself if she got hurt.

Me: I know that feeling. But I do have an idea. We'll put her into the Estate for protection when the Big Day Comes. We'll go to Japan on the 6th and then we'll have her stay will us till it's over.

Tsuyoshi: I would like that. But I would never forgive myself if she got hurt. (gets angry) If that happens, I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE!

Me: Uh oh!

With that, he was surrounded by an energy circle wit hthe Gaoranger logo and turned into Hyakujuuki from episode 45 of Donbrothers!


After Miho disappeared once again, Tsuyoshi enter Donbura, demanding Tsubasa to return Miho while ignoring his statements about Miho being a Juto. Taro intervened and confirmed Tsubasa's claim, to which Tsuyoshi refused to believe and left the cafe. Later on, Tsuyoshi tried to search for Miho, but to no avail and his desire of finding Miho turns him into the Gaoranger-themed Hitotsuki, Hyakujuuki.

Haruka and Shinichi are transported and transformed into their ranger forms to face Hyakujuuki, which they deduced was Tsuyoshi. He then suddenly transformed into Hyakujuuking and fired at Saru Brother, Oni Sister and Sonoi, who joined in an attempt to kill the Donbrothers. Without Don Onitaijin or Toradoragonjin, the present part had no way of fighting Hyakujuuking until a giant Avataro Gear summoned a mysterious mecha, which easily defeated Hyakujuuking and forcing him to revert back into his Hitotsuki form. Sononi and Sonoza arrived to warn Sonoi about Sonoshi's return with Sonogo and Sonoroku, who then appeared and slayed Hyakujuuki. Tsuyoshi reverts back to normal as he's sent back to the dimension of slayed Hitotsuki, much to Haruka's and Shinichi's horror


We gasped!

Me: WHOA! Hyakujuuki the Gaoranger Hitotsuki!

Qin: The Japanese Wild Force Hitotsuki!

Me: And I remember this one. Tsuyoshi was pissed because he couldn't find Miho!

Nico: Oh boy!

Me: Tsuyoshi I promise that we won't let anything happen to Natsumi! You have my word! We'll bring her to the estate and keep her under lock and key till this blows over.

Hyakujuuki merely attacked Cole with Hundred-Beast Fist techniques.

I teleported and kicked him away before his punches could land

Me: HEY! At least give him a moment to transform first!

Cole: YEAH!

Me: And have help come! (SNAPS FINGERS)

I called in the Donbrothers!

Taro: Oh no! Not again Tsuyoshi!

Haruka: Oh man!

Me: Lets get him back!

I fired a beam of light and separated him from Hyakujuuki!

Tsuyoshi: (GROANS) That was awful.

Me: But for good reason!

He saw Hyakujuuki!

Tsuyoshi: Oh no not again!

Me: Lets just get rid of this one!

Cole: Wild Access!

He transformed!

Cole: BLAZING LION!

He was ready!

Me: Taro, you and the team are going to love this. Lets get him guys!

Donbrothers, me, Nico, Twilight and Friends and Dante: AVATAR CHANGE!

We transformed!

Sonoi: Absolute Integrity and Perfection Personified! SONOI! ソノイ

Sononi: A beautiful Rose has its thorns… Looking to know love! SONONI! ソノニ

Sonoza: When my interest is caught, nothing gets in the way! SONOZA! ソノザ

All 3: The 3 assembled! The Noto Trio!

Don Masamune: The Jaws that have snapped awake… DON MURASAME! ドンムラサメ

Jiro: Able bodied and dragon-muscled! DON DRAGOKU! ドンドラゴクウ

Dangerous Jiro: And DON TORABOLT! トラボルト

Shinichi: Bidding farewell to the transient world… SARU BROTHER! サルブラザー

Haruka: The manga master… ONI SISTER! オニシスター

Tsubasa: The fastest get away alive! INU BROTHER! イヌブラザー

Tsuyoshi: One faithful pheasant! KIJI BROTHER! キジブラザー

Earth Masamune: AN AVALANCHE OF BOULDERS FROM THE NORTH! EARTH GENBU! アースゲンブ

Fire Masamune: FIREBALLS THAT BURN DOWN FROM THE SKY OF THE SOUTH! FIRE SUZAKU! ファイアスザク

Wind Masamune: WINDS THAT BLOW FROM THE WEST! WIND BYAKKO! 風白虎

Water Masamune: WATERS THAT FLOW FROM THE EAST! WATER SEIRYU! 水清流!

Kanako: THE LIGHT OF THE JANUARY WOLF MOON SHINES BRIGHT IN THE AURORA! DON WOLFEN! ドンウルフェン

Koichiro Higashi: THE SONG OF THE CLASSICAL FESTIVAL! DON MAESTORA! ドンマエストロラ

Taichi: THE WATERS OF THE OCEAN HAVE AMAZING MERMAIDS! DON ATLANTIA! ドンアトランティア

Mizuho Ijuin: THE FAIRIES SPARKLE IN THE BEAUTY OF SPRING! DON SPRINGFOR! ドンスプリングフォー

Dante: THE SIMIANS OF FRIENDSHIP AND LOVE! DON PRIMATIA! ドンプリマティア

Koyama: THE PEPPERS OF FIRE AND FESTIVITIES! DON CAPSAICIA! ドンカプサイシア

Kisuke Takahashi: BRINGING THE APPLES OF ETERNAL LIFE! DON VALHALLA! ドンヴァルハラ

Twilight Sparkle: BY THE POWER OF THE FRIENDSHIP OF MAGIC! ONI-FRIENDSHIP! 鬼との友情

Pinkie Pie: BY THE POWER OF THE GEARS OF LAUGHTER! ONI-LAUGHTER! 鬼笑い

Applejack: BY THE POWER OF THE EARTH OF HONESTY! ONI-HONESTY! 鬼の正直さ

Rarity: BY THE POWER OF THE JEWELS OF GENEROSITY! ONI-GENEROSITY! 鬼の寛大さ!

Fluttershy: BY THE POWER OF THE LEAVES OF KINDNESS! ONI-KINDNESS! 鬼の優しさ

Sunset Shimmer: BY THE POWER OF THE FIRES OF FORGIVENESS! ONI-FORGIVENESS! 鬼赦し

Rainbow Dash: BY THE POWER OF THE LIGHTNING OF LOYALTY! ONI-LOYALTY! 鬼の忠誠心

Starlight Glimmer: BY THE POWER OF THE SKULLS OF EMPATHY! ONI-EMPATHY! 鬼感情移入

Vinyl Scratch: BY THE POWER OF THE MUSIC OF RELIABILITY! ONI-RELIABILITY! 鬼の信頼性

Trixie Lulamoon: BY THE POWER OF THE STARS OF HUMILITY! ONI-HUMILITY! 鬼の謙虚さ

Lightning Dust: BY THE POWER OF THE STORM OF REDEMPTION! ONI-REDEMPTION! 鬼の救い

Luster Dawn: BY THE POWER OF THE DAWN OF THE MORNING SUN! DUCHESS MORNING SUN! 公爵夫人の朝日

Princess Luna: BY THE POWER OF THE DARKNESS OF THE NIGHT! DUCHESS NOCTURNE! ノクターン公爵夫人

Princess Celestia: BY THE POWER OF THE LIGHT OF THE SUN! EMPRESS SUN! 孫皇后

Lyra: The magic of friendship lives on in everyone! DON ALICORNIA! ドンアリコルニア

Nico: SENDING GOOD TO HEAVEN AND BANISHING BAD TO HELL! DON TWILIGHT PURGATORIO! ドントワイライトプルガトリオ

Me: THE ETERNAL PHOENIX FLIES THROUGH THE FLAMES OF LIFE! DON HOUOU FALCHION! ドンホウオウファルシオン

Taro: Born from a Peach! DON MOMOTARO! ドンモモタロウ

(FIREWORKS GO OFF)

Taro: HAHAHAHAHA! Avataro Sentai!

All: Donbrothers!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind us and we were ready for action!

Qin: YEAH! And whoa! Twilight and friends are new Donbrothers too!

Lola: That is awesome!

Twilight Sparkle: It sure is!

Hyakujuuki fired various Animal Hearts at us. They consisted of red, orange, blue, green and purple energy beams.

I fired waves of energy and blasted the hearts and blew them apart!

Me: Two can play that one! CROWN OF THORNS STARFISH OF STARRO TTG!

I put a blue crystal with the Crown of Thorns Starfish of Starro TTG in my sword and fired waves of energy and the blasts formed into exploding starfish and then they latched onto Hyakujuuki and exploded all over!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRAABBBBBBOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOMMMM! KRABBOOOOMMMM!

Qin: WHOA!

Nico: COOL! As long as it's not the Starro we know.

Jiro: Avatar Change!

He turned into the The Titanium Ranger from Lightspeed Rescue!

He fired waves of energy and blasted him all over.

Sunset Shimmer: Now for this one! POLAR BEAR OF BASHMASTER THE UNBREAKABLE!

She put in a White Polar Bear Crystal and fired waves of ice and blasted Hyakujuuki all over and froze his feet to the ground!

Taro: This might be the last Hitotsuki before the big day!

Me: We still had lots of fun though. But after the Big Day is done we'll resume bashing Hitotsuki skulls in.

Sunset Shimmer: Yeah we'll still resume doing that. THE BLACK BEAR OF THE GRIZZ!

She put in a Black Bear Crystal and fired Graffiti Bear Print blasts and blasted down Hyakujuuki!

Qin: YEAH!

Xenia: That was awesome!

Nico whistled and a sea bear appeared.

Hyakujuuki screamed and then the Sea Bear MAULED HIM ALL OVER WITH BRUTAL VICIOUSNESS!

Maria: YEAH! Take that!

Qin: That was awesome!

Sunset Shimmer: And now for Grizzly Power! GRIZZLY BEAR OF GRIZZAKA!

She put in a brown Grizzly Bear Crystal and fired waves of energy and smashed Hyakujuuki and blasted him all over.

Qin: All right!

Sunset Shimmer: That was one that I couldn't BEAR To say goodbye!

We laughed!

Nico: That was awesome!

A sea rhino then appeared And he rammed him and smashed down Hyakujuuki!

Me: Good thing we're all wearing anti-sea-rhinoceros underwear.

WE LAUGHED!

Luan: (LAUGHS) Yeah!

Me: Now here is this one! RHINOCEROS OF YOST RHINO!

I put in the blue crystal of the Rhinoceros and fired a wave of energy and it formed into a rhino and bashed Hyakujuuki down!

Haruka: Wait. Do those even exist?!

Squidward: Haruka, don't question it!

Me: Some things are best left unanswered.

Loki: Try this one! SOMETHING STINKS AROUND HERE! MOON RAT OF STINKY BUTT!

Loki put in a grey Moon Ray Crystal and then…

LOUD SUPER FART!

He released a nasty fart and it smelled LIKE REALLY HORRIBLE ROTTEN ONIONS! Hyakujuuki coughed, gagged and threw up all over.

Me: (GAGS AND COUGHS) OH SICK!

Mevya hopped over to him.

Mevya: HEY! YOU ARE A FREAK!

Mevya fired waves of energy and water and blasted him all over.

Me: YEAH!

Qin: YEAH! TAKE THAT!

Cole Evans: Lion Blaster!

He fired waves of energy blasts and blasted him all over.

Me: YEAH!

An Aromatisse then came!

Me: Cool an Aromatisse!

Qin: Nice!

Muscle Pig walked over to him

Muscle Pig: Oink.

Me: Punch his lights out Muscle Pig!

POW SMASH WHAM!

Aromatisse: (In a girls voice) Boy that is one strong and awesome pig.

Aromatisse fired waves of energy and blasted Hyakujuuki all over.

Nico: Calico Takahashi!? Whoa!

Me: The famous Perfume Maker? Whoa!

Muscle Pig: Oink!

He punched Hyakujuuki.

Me: Nice one!

Qin: YEAH!

Sakura Knudson: That is one really strong and awesome pig.

Camie: It sure is.

Varie: Yeah!

Aromatisse: That is for sure.

Poliwag slapped him with his tail

SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP!

Poliwag: YOU LIKE THAT!? HOW ABOUT THIS!

He fired a Bubblebeam Blast and smashed Hyakujuuki down!

Poromon: Taste this! (ECHOING) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!

He fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted Hyakujuuki! But then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

He exploded!

I caught the gear!

Me: WHOA! Hyakujuuki you have failed this city!

Nico: Nice job Poromon!

Donbrothers: Demon Elimination complete! All's Well That Ends Well!

Calico Takahashi reverted back and she was a girl with magenta hair and had pink eyes and had a magenta kimono on.

Calico Takahashi: That was so awesome!

Xenia: Yeah it was!

Streetwise: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Calico Takahashi: When me and Nico made this for the mean Queen Bee girls.

She pulled out a battle of neon green perfume.

Me: What's that?

Calico Takahashi: Smell it.

I smelled it and IT SMELLED SO HORRIBLE AND I THREW UP!

Me: (LOUD PROJECTILE VOMITING)

Taro: OH YUCK!

Me: THAT IS REALLY HORRIBLE!

Calico Takahashi: That's my scent called Disgusting Bowel Movement Surprise. I used this to make the Queen Bee Girls at the school smell so horrible that the boys threw up all over them. It's made with concentrated garbage and diarrhea.

Me: That is gross! But funny.

Qin: Yeah the boys were all throwing up all over the girls we hated.

Lola: NICE!

Nico and Calico hugged.

Nico: I've really missed you.

Calico Takahashi: Me too Nico. Me too.

Taro: Nico, do not be sad. We will see each other again. And when we do, it'll be a festival of a lifetime! (Laughs)

Nico: That you can count on!

Me: We'll make it an awesome festival to remember on the 7th!

Qin: YEAH!

Taro: And Twilight and girls, awesome Donbrothers forms.

Me: Those were really awesome.

Twilight Sparkle: They sure were.

Tsuyoshi: Thanks for saving me guys and J.D. keep Natsumi safe.

Me: Don't worry Tsuyoshi. You have my Pinkie Pie Promise.

Tsuyoshi: Pinkie Pie Promise?

Me: Cross My Heart, Hope to Fly, Stick a Cupcake in my eye.

Pinkie Pie: And he will do it.

Tsuyoshi: Thank you.

Poromon: And we'll have to make sure she doesn't sneak out

Me: Don't worry guys, we'll tell her everything and she will be just fine.

Qin: Yeah.

Poromon: Okay.

Tsuyoshi: Thanks guys.

Me: Anytime.

Taro: See ya guys.

Eli: May the Force be with you.

Taro: Same to you guys.

They teleported back to Japan.

Dark Laser then appeared.

Tussle Sprout: You're coming too, Dark Laser?

Dark Laser: Well, I AM based on Darth Vader.

Nico: Nice! Lets head back to the estate and get ready.

We did so.

We were getting ready.

Nico: We're going to watch the Star Wars Movies and then we're going to go after one target.

Qin: Awesome!

The previous group came.

Demyx: Can me, Lord Drakkon, Myotismon, Baron Mordo, Red X, Electro, Dr. Viktor, Heat Wave, Dai Gui and Vulture go with you guys?

Nico: You sure can. First we're going to watch the Star Wars Movies and then Lincoln is going to tell us our target for today.

Lord Drakkon: Awesome!

Lola: I'll bring us popcorn.

Xenia: Cool!

Long Haul: Boss, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: Malamar, Barbaracle and Dragalge next.

Me: Awesome choices.

Qin: Nice!

Me: Yep.

Lola came back with a huge bucket full of popcorn.

Nico: Lets get to watching the movies.

We got to watching the movies.


Thirty-two years before the events of Star Wars: Episode IV A New Hope, there is trade dispute between the Trade Federation and the outlying systems of the Galactic Republic, which has led to a blockade of the small planet of Naboo. Supreme Chancellor Finis Valorum, leader of the Galactic Senate, has secretly dispatched two Jedi, Master Qui-Gon Jinn and his Padawan, Obi-Wan Kenobi, to serve as "the ambassadors" to the Federation flagship, in order to meet with Viceroy Nute Gunray and resolve the dispute. Unknown to them, the Trade Federation is in league with the mysterious Darth Sidious, Dark Lord of the Sith, who secretly orders Gunray to invade Naboo and kill the two Jedi upon their arrival. When Gunray asked if it was illegal, Sidious implied that he would ensure that the invasion was made legal.

Using poison gas, the Viceroy attempts to poison the two Jedi Knights, but fails. After having to battle through squads of battle droids, Jinn and Kenobi make their way to the command deck where Gunray is located, shielding himself behind blast doors. The Jedi are forced to flee upon the arrival of two Destroyer Droids, but with their ship, Radiant VII, now destroyed, the two Jedi stow themselves aboard two separate Federation landing craft leaving for the surface of Naboo to begin the invasion.

Queen Amidala then contacts Gunray expressing her disapproval of their blockade of Naboo, with Gunray explaining that they wouldn't have done it without the approval of the senate. After questioning Gunray regarding the arrival of ambassadors sent by the Chancellor, Gunray claims that they have been greeted by no such ambassadors, leaving Amidala startled. Gunray, after ending communications with her, informs his aide that they should disable all communications on the planet in case she suspected an invasion.

Meanwhile, Amidala is conversing with Senator Sheev Palpatine regarding the recent attempt at negotiations and how Gunray claimed that they did not receive any ambassadors. Surprised, Palpatine states that he had assurances from the Chancellor that his ambassadors did arrive. However, Palpatine is unable to finish his sentence and his hologram begins to short out. Naboo Governor, Sio Bibble, suspects that the shorting out of communications is a sign that an invasion from the Trade Federation is imminent.

On the planet's surface, Qui-Gon saves local native outcast Jar Jar Binks from being crushed by an MTT. Later, STAPs attack but are destroyed by Qui-Gon. Jar Jar Binks shows the two Jedi the way to an underwater Gungan settlement, Otoh Gunga, escaping the Trade Federation army. Meanwhile, the Trade Federation invades Naboo and captures Queen Amidala. The Jedi meet the Gungan leader, Boss Nass, and ask him to help the people of Naboo, but Nass refuses and sends them off in a bongo submarine. They are attacked by an opee sea killer and a colo claw fish but both fish are eaten by a sando aqua monster. The Jedi, with Binks in tow, reach Theed, the capital city of Naboo, and rescue Queen Amidala from the Trade Defense Force. They depart for Coruscant, the Galactic Republic's capital planet, to ask for help from the Senate. An astromech droid named R2-D2 manages to repair the Queen's starship and they narrowly escape an attack from Federation battleships.

Due to the damage the ship's hyperdrive sustained in the attack, the Jedi decide to land on the nearby planet Tatooine instead of Coruscant. While searching for a new hyperdrive generator, they befriend young Anakin Skywalker, a slave boy, whose master is Watto, a Toydarian junk dealer. Watto has the required parts in stock, but Qui-Gon is unable to purchase them, as Republic credits are worthless on Tatooine.

Anakin is gifted with piloting and mechanical abilities, and has built an almost-complete droid named C-3PO. Qui-Gon senses a strong presence of the Force in Anakin, and feels that he may be the Chosen One – the one who will fulfill a prophecy by bringing balance to the Force. By entering Anakin into a podrace, Qui-Gon orchestrates a gamble in which the boy (alone, since Qui-Gon was unable to include the youth's mother in the bargain) will be released from slavery while also acquiring the parts needed for their ship. The night before the race, Qui-Gon does a blood test on Anakin and discovers that the boy's midi-chlorian reading is off the chart.

Anakin wins the race and joins the team as they head for Coruscant, where Qui-Gon plans to seek permission from the Jedi High Council to train Anakin to be a Jedi. Meanwhile, Darth Sidious sends his apprentice, Darth Maul, to kill the two Jedi and capture the Queen. Maul appears just as the group is leaving the planet, and duels with Qui-Gon. The fight is cut short when Qui-Gon manages to escape his black-robed assailant by jumping onboard the Naboo Royal Starship as it takes off.

On Coruscant, Qui-Gon informs the Jedi Council of the mysterious attacker he encountered on Tatooine. Because of that being's obvious mastery of the Jedi arts, the Council becomes concerned that this development may indicate the reappearance of the Sith, a religious order who were followers of the dark side of the force and thought to be long gone. Qui-Gon also informs the Council about Anakin, hoping that he can be trained as a Jedi. After testing the boy and deliberating with one another, the Council refuses, deeming him too old for training according to the Jedi Code. They are also concerned due to their sensing of a seemingly clouded future and a strong presence of fear in the boy.

Meanwhile, Senator Palpatine, warning of the corruption in the Senate, advises Queen Amidala to call for a Vote of No Confidence in Supreme Chancellor Finis Valorum. Seeing no alternative, the Queen takes this advice when she addresses the Senate. Palpatine is among the candidates to become the new Supreme Chancellor. The Queen later announces to Palpatine that she will return to their home planet to repel the invasion of her people by herself. She is frustrated by the Senate's deliberation and lack of action, and feels that even if Palpatine is elected Chancellor, it will be too late. The Jedi Council sends the two Jedi to accompany the Queen back to Naboo, hoping to shed light on any Sith involvement.

Amidala, back on Naboo, attempts to locate the Gungans at Otoh Gunga, but Jar-Jar, after searching Otoh Gunga, informs them that it was abandoned. He then leads them to a sacred area which he was certain they were at. Upon arriving at the Gungan Sacred Place, Amidala negotiates with Boss Nass to form an alliance and unite in battle against the Trade Federation. Captain Panaka and several other security forces were also dispatched to rescue anyone imprisoned in the Trade Federation's prison camps, although they were only able to successfully extract a handful.

Next, Amidala informs Qui-Gon and Nass of her battle strategy: with the Grand Gungan Army acting as a distraction to the bulk of the main Trade Federation forces, the Naboo resistance led by Amidala, Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan will infiltrate Theed via a secret entrance located inside one of the waterfalls. Nute Gunray, taking the bait regarding the Gungan Army, informs Darth Sidious about the Grand Army, the latter then promptly ordering Gunray to wipe out the Gungans and the Naboo as the Trade Federation prepares for battle.

Captain Roos Tarpals orders the Gungan Grand Army to start up their shield, to protect them from ranged attack. OOM-9 has his tanks fire first, but seeing them fail to penetrate the powerful shield, orders them to cease fire. Daultay Dofine gives the command to activate the battle droids. These droids march through the shield, and destroy its generator. After much fighting against the Federation's droid army, defeat for the alliance seems imminent.

However, victory comes when young Anakin Skywalker accidentally takes control of a starfighter and goes on to destroy the Federation's Droid Control Ship from the inside, killing Daultay Dofine and rendering the droid army useless. Meanwhile, Amidala and her force fight their way back into the royal palace and capture Nute Gunray.

At the same time, in a Theed hangar bay, Darth Maul engages in combat with the two Jedi, using his double-bladed lightsaber. The battle moves from the hangar, across a series of catwalks, to the Theed Generator Complex. During the fight, Obi-Wan is separated from his master by being kicked off of a catwalk. He grabs the edge of another catwalk below and jumps back up to where Qui-Gon and Maul continue to fight. By this time, Qui-Gon and Maul have become separated by a force field in the entrance to the Generator Room. Obi-Wan catches up to them, but is divided from his master by four force fields. When the force fields deactivates, Jinn and Maul continue their battle while Kenobi remains divided from the battle by one force field when they all reactivate.

After a lengthy duel, Maul suddenly hits Qui-Gon on the chin with his lightsaber handle, stunning him, then rams his lightsaber straight into Qui-Gon's chest, mortally wounding him. Devastated, Obi-Wan redoubles his assault upon Maul and chops the Sith's lightsaber in half, but Maul eventually overpowers and nearly kills Kenobi by Force pushing him over the edge of a seemingly endless reactor shaft. Obi-Wan saves himself from falling when he manages to grab onto a pipe protruding from the wall of the shaft. Maul then kicks the Jedi's lightsaber into the pit and prepares to finish him off. After Obi-Wan calms himself, he uses the Force to jump out of the shaft and summons his fallen master's lightsaber to his hand. Within an instant, he lands behind the surprised Maul and cuts him in half; Maul's upper and lower body falls into the shaft.

Obi-Wan reaches Qui-Gon moments before he dies, as Qui-Gon instructs Obi-Wan to train Anakin to become a Jedi, reiterating that Anakin is the Chosen One. Obi-Wan gives his word that he will. The newly-elected Chancellor Palpatine arrives to congratulate Queen Amidala on her victory, as Nute Gunray is sent to stand trial for his crimes.

Back on Coruscant, the Jedi Council names Obi-Wan a Jedi Knight. Kenobi conveys his master's wish regarding Anakin Skywalker to Yoda, who reluctantly allows him to become Obi-Wan's apprentice. Qui-Gon's body is cremated, and Mace Windu and Yoda agree that the Sith are definitely to blame for the tragedy. Being that there are only ever two Sith at any given time (a Master and an apprentice), both Masters believe that one must still remain.

The Naboo and Gungans organize a great victory celebration on the streets of Theed, in front on the palace. Obi-Wan and Anakin are present, the younger now wearing formal Jedi attire, and in his hair is a special braid: the mark of a Jedi Padawan. Queen Amidala presents a gift of appreciation and friendship to Boss Nass and the Gungan people.


Next from 2002 we watched Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones.


A decade after the events of The Phantom Menace, the Galactic Republic is in crisis. A Separatist movement led by former Jedi Master Count Dooku, alias the Sith Lord Darth Tyranus, is threatening the peace, causing the Galactic Senate to debate a Military Creation Act to form a standing army for the Republic's protection. Senator Padmé Amidala, former Queen of Naboo, returns to Coruscant to vote against the Act, even though there are no longer enough Jedi to maintain peace and justice in the galaxy.

Upon her arrival on Coruscant, she narrowly escapes an assassination attempt that claims the life of her decoy, Cordé. As a result, Supreme Chancellor Sheev Palpatine requests that Jedi Knight Obi-Wan Kenobi and his apprentice, Anakin Skywalker, protect her.

That night, the assassin Zam Wesell makes another attempt on Amidala's life, though the Jedi are able to foil her plot. They pursue her through Galactic City, eventually disarming her in the Outlander Club. Upon being questioned by Obi-Wan and Anakin outside the bar, she is killed by a saberdart, fired by a mysterious man, before the Jedi can learn the name of her employer. Returning to the Jedi Temple, Obi-Wan is assigned by the council to track down the assassin's killer. Meanwhile, Anakin continues his task of protecting the Senator, and is asked to escort her back to her home planet of Naboo. Anakin welcomes the opportunity, as he often becomes angry and frustrated by Obi-Wan's criticism, and is glad to have an opportunity to be on his own. Further, he has become infatuated with Padmé, and relishes the chance to spend time with her. Junior Representative Jar Jar Binks assumes the Senator's duties in her absence.

During the investigation, Obi-Wan is led to a mysterious planet called Kamino—missing from the Jedi Archives—where he discovers a secret clone army being developed for the Republic. He is told by Prime Minister Lama Su that the army was ordered some ten years ago by Jedi Master Sifo-Dyas—although Obi-Wan was "under the impression" that Sifo-Dyas was killed before that time. A bounty hunter named Jango Fett was hired as the template for the clones. Obi-Wan meets Jango on Kamino, and believes him to be the killer he has been tracking. He tries to capture Jango, which leads to a titanic one-on-one fight between them. Jango makes use of his blasters and missile equipment, managing to defeat Obi-Wan by sending him plummeting into the raging sea below. Thinking he is dead, Jango departs Kamino with his son Boba. Unable to capture Jango, Obi-Wan places a homing beacon on his ship, Slave I, and follows him to the planet of Geonosis.

Meanwhile, Anakin and Padmé have been spending much time together on Naboo, enjoying each other's company and playfully frolicking in the fields. Eventually, Anakin reveals his deep love for her, vowing to do whatever she requests. However, Padmé resists, explaining that it would be impossible for the two of them to be together, since she is a Senator and he is a Jedi. Anakin is angered by this, and experiences inner conflict between his strong desires for her and his duties as a Jedi.

Anakin is also troubled by a newfound sense that his mother is in grave danger, and he beckons for Padmé to accompany him to his home planet of Tatooine—in the process disobeying Obi-Wan's orders to remain on Naboo. Upon arriving, Anakin tracks down his former owner Watto, from whom he learns that his mother has married a moisture farmer named Cliegg Lars, and travels to the Lars moisture farm. There, Anakin and Padmé find C-3PO, and the droid introduces Anakin to his step-brother Owen. Cliegg tells Anakin the horrible truth, that his mother was kidnapped a month ago by a pack of Tusken Raiders. Anakin travels through the night, and finds her tied and beaten in a Tusken camp. Within moments, she dies in his arms. Enraged and heartbroken, he slaughters the entire Tusken community: men, women and even children. Back at Coruscant, Yoda senses a terrible darkness in the Force as the slaughter continues (Qui-Gon Jinn's voice can also be heard shouting "Anakin, Anakin, no!" during this scene). Anakin then brings his mother's body back to the homestead, where her funeral is held.

On Geonosis, Obi-Wan overhears a meeting between Count Dooku and the leaders of the commerce guilds, and learns that they are behind the separatist movement and have built up a new droid army. He also learns that it was Nute Gunray who ordered the assassination of Amidala, as revenge for the defeat of the Trade Federation at the Battle of Naboo. Obi-Wan transmits his findings to the Council, relayed by way of Anakin and Padmé's ship, though he is surrounded by droidekas and captured before he can finish his report.

Now that the Jedi council knows of Dooku's army, Jedi Master Mace Windu leads a team to Geonosis. Unbeknownst to them, Anakin and Padmé also make their way there to rescue Obi-Wan. Meanwhile, Representative Binks calls for Chancellor Palpatine to be given emergency powers, with which he can call the recently discovered clone army into battle.

Back on Geonosis, Count Dooku tries to persuade Obi-Wan to join him, warning him that Darth Sidious is now in control of the Senate. Obi-Wan refuses to believe him, saying that the Jedi would have known if that was the case. Anakin and Padmé arrive on the planet, but are quickly captured by Jango Fett and sentenced to death, joining Obi-Wan in the Geonosis arena, where they are to be executed. In the high stands, Count Dooku, Nute Gunray, Rune Haako, Poggle the Lesser, Jango Fett and Boba Fett watch the start of the planned execution. The trio are forced to battle a reek, a nexu and an acklay. During their struggle, Mace Windu arrives with his Jedi strike team, and they battle Dooku's droid army in the arena. Upon seeing so many Jedi in one place, Jango Fett jetpacks down to the arena floor, and engages Windu. After a short struggle, Windu manages to kill Jango due to his jetpack malfunctioning, but defeat for the Jedi still seems imminent. Yoda unexpectedly arrives with the Republic's new clone army, but only a handful of Jedi had survived. Those killed include Sta-Den Eekin, Sephjet Josall, Sar Labooda, Khaat Qiyn, Que-Mars Redath-Gom, Fi-Ek Sirch, Galdos Stouff, Nicanas Tassu, Coleman Trebor, and about 160 other Jedi.

An even larger battle erupts outside the arena between the Republic's clone army and the Droid Army of the Confederacy of Independent Systems. Nute Gunray and Rune Haako subsequently retreat in Gunray's ship. Poggle the Lesser entrusts Count Dooku with the early plans for the Death Star. Dooku attempts to escape, but Obi-Wan and Anakin track him to a secret hangar, where they engage him in combat. Unfortunately, they are no match for Dooku's now-revealed mastery of the dark side and the lightsaber combat style that he employs. He fires Force lightning at Anakin, injures Obi-Wan and cuts off Anakin's right arm. Yoda appears just as Dooku is about to escape, and the two masters of the Force go head-to-head in a fierce duel. Dooku, realizing he can't defeat Yoda, attempts to topple a large pillar on Obi-Wan and Anakin as a distraction. While Yoda uses the Force to divert the pillar, Dooku flees in his solar sailer. Flying to an industrial sector of Coruscant, he meets up with his master, Darth Sidious, who is pleased that the war has begun as planned.

In the Jedi Temple, Obi-Wan, Mace and Yoda ponder Dooku's warning that Darth Sidious is controlling the Senate. Yoda is hesitant to believe this, stating that the dark side is capable of creating fear and mistrust. He and Windu agree that they should nevertheless closely monitor the Senate. Meanwhile, Chancellor Palpatine and a number of senators, including Bail Organa, oversee the launching of massive clone trooper forces.

Back at Naboo, Anakin, with a new mechanical arm, and Padmé hold a secret wedding, with C-3PO and R2-D2 as the only witnesses.


Next from 2005 we watched Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of The Sith.


It has been three years since the events of Attack of the Clones. The Galactic Republic is in the midst of the epic war with the Confederacy of Independent Systems under the leadership of Count Dooku, who is also the Sith Lord, Darth Tyranus. The Confederacy's cyborg military leader, General Grievous of the Separatist Droid Army, has infiltrated Coruscant and captured Supreme Chancellor Sheev Palpatine, leader of the Galactic Senate.

As the Separatist Droid Army attempts to escape the Galactic capital, a massive space battle erupts, into which race Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi and his former padawan, now Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker, leading a mission to rescue the Chancellor. The Jedi fight through the Separatist armada. In the process, Obi-Wan's interceptor is damaged by buzz droids and his astromech, R4-P17, is destroyed. Anakin attempts to shoot the droids off, though succeeds only in blasting apart the wing of his former Master's vessel. Obi-Wan tells Anakin to hold his fire as he's not helping. Anakin agrees it was a bad idea. Obi-Wan tells Anakin to go on and rescue the Chancellor, but Anakin says he won't leave without Obi-Wan. Anakin uses one of his fighter wings to knock some of the buzz droids off Obi-Wan's fighter, but one manages to crawl onto Anakin's ship although it is quickly disabled by R2-D2. As they approach Grievous's flagship, Obi-Wan reminds Anakin their shields are still up, so Anakin breaks formation and attacks a shield generator, knocking out the shields on the docking bay of the ship. The two Jedi crash-land.

Anakin and Obi-Wan make their way through the flagship, fighting through an army of droids. Meanwhile, R2-D2 aids them from the hangar bay while simultaneously incinerating a pair of super battle droids, using fuel and his thrusters.

Rescuing the chancellor

The Jedi reach the top, finding the captive Chancellor Palpatine. They are confronted by Count Dooku himself, and an intense lightsaber duel ensues. The Jedi throw the Count off guard, by converting from basic attacks to more skilled tactics. During the battle, Obi-Wan is rendered unconscious when Dooku uses the Force to hold him in mid-air by the throat before hurling him against a railing.

Anakin continues the battle and is repeatedly taunted by Dooku. Using his anger, Anakin taps into the dark side of the Force and gets the better of the duel. He severs both of Dooku's hands, rendering him incapable of defending himself, and then holds him at blade point with both his own lightsaber and Dooku's weapon. Palpatine encourages Anakin to kill Dooku. At first, Anakin hesitates but Palpatine firmly insists; completely unaware of Palpatine's true intentions, Anakin brutally decapitates the helpless Dooku.

An explosion occurs deep in the ship, brought on by the attack of the Jedi Star cruiser, causing the Invisible Hand to begin an uncontrolled descent into Coruscant. Despite Palpatine's persuasions that he should leave the unconscious Obi-Wan, Anakin carries him on his back, and maneuvers through the ship with the Chancellor. Obi-Wan later regains consciousness.

Confronting Grievous

After Grievous has the bridge crew regain control of his flagship by firing the emergency booster engines, he makes certain the two Jedi and their ward are captured. Having fallen foul of a ray shield trap, the three are brought to the bridge under custody, but R2 successfully creates a distraction, allowing the Jedi to retrieve their lightsabers and break free.

Grievous then sends a pair of his powerful IG-100 MagnaGuard droids after the Jedi. Obi-Wan quickly beheads the first MagnaGuard with his blade, but the droid continues the fight, forcing Obi-Wan to slice the droid warrior apart before it deactivates. Anakin finishes off the second MagnaGuard and destroys the battle droids attempting to drag Palpatine from the bridge. The Jedi close in on Grievous, though the wily General smashes a window with his fallen guard's electrostaff, and is swept outside. Using a tow cable, Grievous latches himself to the ship and heads for the escape pods. Launching all other escape capsules, Grievous speeds for the safety of a Trade Federation Lucrehulk-class battleship. Once again, the flagship begins to descend in free fall into Coruscant, but Anakin takes the controls and pilots the ship into a hard landing, aided by emergency firespeeders, on one of Coruscant's industrial landing platforms.

Happy reunions

On Coruscant, Anakin is praised for his heroics. He meets secretly with Padmé Amidala, and they share a kiss in the shadows of the Senate office building, keeping their love secret. She reveals to him that she is pregnant with their child.

Elsewhere, Grievous, now both the political and military leader of the Separatists, arrives on Utapau, where Trade Federation Viceroy Nute Gunray, Geonosian Archduke Poggle the Lesser, Techno Union head of state and Foreman Wat Tambor and others on the Separatist Council remain in hiding. The General is contacted by Darth Sidious, who gives him instructions to move the Separatist leaders to a volcanic planet, Mustafar. He also explains that the war is almost over. Grievous is uncertain about this, given Count Dooku's death. Sidious assures him that Darth Tyranus's death and loss was necessary, for he would soon have a new apprentice: one far younger and more powerful.

Later, on Coruscant, Anakin awakens in a panic, covered in sweat. He reveals to Padmé that he has been dreaming about her dying in childbirth, and believing that he can't live without her, vows not to let this dream come true.

Chancellor Palpatine requests Anakin's presence, and they meet in the Chancellor's office. The Senate has granted the Chancellor further emergency powers, giving him direct control of the Jedi Council. Palpatine confides in Anakin his fear, distrust, and contempt of the Masters. He appoints Anakin to be his personal representative on the Council.

The High Council begrudgingly accepts Anakin's appointment but does not grant him the rank of Master. Anakin reacts angrily at this perceived slight. Ignoring his outburst, the Council goes on to discuss matters concerning the war. It is decided that Anakin will be assigned to protect the Chancellor, and Yoda will take a battalion of clones to reinforce the Wookiees on Kashyyyk. Anakin is angry and disappointed.

Obi-Wan later tells Anakin that the Council wants Anakin to report on all the Chancellor's dealings, essentially spying on him. Anakin is confused and upset, feeling torn between two friends and loyalties. Obi-Wan himself is unhappy with the situation.

The tragedy of Darth Plagueis

At the Galaxies Opera House in the Uscru District, Anakin joins Palpatine in watching the Mon Calamari Aquatic Ballet performing Squid Lake. Palpatine tells Anakin Clone Intelligence has located General Grievous hiding in the Utapau system. Anakin is delighted by this news, as Grievous's capture will accelerate the war's end. Palpatine remarks that he'd question the competence of the Jedi Council if Anakin was not sent on the mission. Inviting Anakin to join him, Palpatine dismisses his aides: once they are gone, Palpatine seduces Anakin to the dark side. He also tells Anakin that the Jedi Order wishes to overthrow the Republic and that if he has suspected it, Anakin must surely have sensed it. Anakin confirms that the Jedi don't trust him, a fact that Palpatine expands to include the Senate, the Republic, and democracy as a whole. Anakin tells Palpatine that his trust in the Jedi has been shaken and Palpatine deduces Anakin's distaste for the Council's mission to spy on the Chancellor. Palpatine takes Anakin back to some of the early political lessons Palpatine tried to teach him, about how all those who gain power are afraid to lose it and that includes the Jedi. Anakin tries to defend the Jedi by saying they use their powers for good, but Palpatine argues good is only a point of view, noting that in almost every conceivable manner, including a quest for greater power, the Sith and the Jedi are exactly alike. Anakin disagrees, remarking that the Sith depend on passion for strength, thinking only of themselves, whereas the Jedi are selfless, thinking only of others.

After a brief pause in their conversation, Palpatine makes a remark about the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise. Palpatine describes Darth Plagueis as a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and wise that he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create life. Not only this, but having such power and knowledge of the dark side, Plagueis could use this ability to save people he cared about from death, a statement which gets Anakin's attention (which was Palpatine's desire) and Palpatine describes the dark side of the Force as a pathway to many abilities considered by some to be unnatural. When Anakin asks what happened to Darth Plagueis, Palpatine concludes that Plagueis became so powerful that all he feared was losing his power, which he eventually did. Unfortunately for Plagueis, he taught his apprentice, who happened to be Darth Sidious, all he knew: after he had, his apprentice killed him in his sleep. (The Sith apprentice in the story, as implied by the film and explicitly stated in various Star Wars Legends sources, is Palpatine himself.) Palpatine notes the irony of how Plagueis could keep others from dying, but not himself. When Anakin asks if it is possible to learn the power to stop death, Palpatine simply replies, "Not from a Jedi," further alienating Anakin from the Jedi Order.

On Kashyyyk, Yoda, Luminara Unduli, and Gree, along with Tarfful and Chewbacca defend the planet against the Corporate Alliance Tanks, Dwarf Spider droids, Droid Gunships, and legions of battle droids

Later, in a meeting with the Jedi Council, Anakin relays the information about Grievous, explaining that a partial message was intercepted in a diplomatic packet from the Chairman of Utapau. Yoda says they should act quickly and decisively on this information. When Anakin expresses his interest in going at Palpatine's request, Mace Windu harshly tells him that the Council will decide who goes and not the Chancellor. Yoda believes that a Master with more experience is needed to confront, and defeat, Grievous. Ki-Adi-Mundi agrees and nominates Obi-Wan to go. With the nomination agreed on, the Council adjourns and Obi-Wan prepares to go to Utapau.

Obi-Wan vs. Grievous

Anakin walks Obi-Wan to his Star Destroyer before he leaves. Anakin still believes he'd be needed on Utapau, and while Obi-Wan agrees, he also notes it might just be a wild Bantha chase. Anakin stops Obi-Wan and tells him that he knows he's disappointed Obi-Wan and that he's not been acting very grateful for the training he received. Anakin tells him he's just been so frustrated with the Council lately, but that he does apologize. Obi-Wan calls Anakin strong and wise and tells Anakin he's very proud of him and while Obi-Wan trained him since Anakin was a boy, he calls Anakin a far greater Jedi than Obi-Wan could hope to be. But Obi-Wan encourages Anakin to be patient and that it won't be long before the Council makes Anakin a Jedi Master. The two bid each other farewell and Obi-Wan leaves for Utapau. Little do they know that this is the last time they will see or speak to each other as fellow Jedi and friends.

Obi-Wan arrives in Pau City on Utapau, and begins his search for General Grievous, riding a varactyl named Boga. He finds Grievous on the Tenth Level. After Obi-Wan dispatches the droids around Grievous, the two engage in single combat. Grievous's arms split in half, allowing him to use four lightsabers at once. Obi-Wan quickly cuts off the lower halves of the General's hands, helping to even out the odds a little. During the battle, the Third Systems Army arrives under the command of CC-2224 (Cody). Obi-Wan manages to catch Grievous off guard and uses the Force to push the fiendish droid general into the ceiling. Grievous drops his remaining two lightsabers and attempts to flee on his wheel bike, while Obi-Wan pursues on Boga. During the chase, Obi-Wan drops his lightsaber, which Commander Cody happens to find during the massive battle against the droids.

On Coruscant, Anakin tells Palpatine that General Grievous has been found on Utapau. Anakin insists he should be on Utapau as well. Their conversation shifts to Palpatine's knowledge of the Force, and Palpatine reveals that he is Darth Sidious. Anakin ignites his lightsaber and threatens to kill Palpatine, but then decides to expose him to the Jedi Council. He is still concerned with saving his wife, and believes only Palpatine's knowledge, learned from the late Darth Plagueis, will ensure this.

Obi-Wan continues to chase General Grievous on Utapau. He catches up with the General and jumps onto his wheel bike. Using Grievous's electrostaff, he manages to destabilize the speeder, and it goes into a spin. Both Obi-Wan and Grievous are thrown off as the speeder topples over the edge of Grievous's secret landing platform. Grievous then draws his blaster, though it is knocked from his hand by Obi-Wan, now wielding the electrostaff. He knocks Grievous down, and a brawl ensues, during which Kenobi tears open the General's chest plates, revealing his living organs. Enraged, Grievous repeatedly hits Obi-Wan and then picks up the helpless Jedi and throws him over the edge. Obi-Wan barely manages to hang on and momentarily dangles for dear life. As Grievous moves in for the kill, Obi-Wan uses the Force to retrieve the General's blaster and fires at Grievous's exposed organs. He hits, and they burst into flames. With his eyes flaming, Grievous falls to the floor, dead.

Sidious revealed

Anakin returns to the Jedi Temple and approaches Windu who tells Anakin that they have just been informed that Obi-Wan has destroyed General Grievous and so they are going to go to the Senate to ensure that Chancellor Palpatine gives back his emergency powers. However, Anakin reveals that Palpatine is a Sith Lord and is not likely to give up his powers, a statement which shocks Windu and stops him dead in his tracks. Anakin confirms what he just said and says he believes Palpatine is the one they have been looking for. When Windu asks how Anakin knows this, he tells Windu that Palpatine knows the ways of the Force and has been trained to use the dark side and that he is absolutely sure. Windu says their worst fears have now been realized and that if the Jedi Order is to survive, they must move quickly. Anakin warns Windu that Palpatine is very powerful and they'll need his help to arrest Palpatine, but Windu urges him to stay out of it as he senses much fear in Anakin and it could cloud his judgment. Windu also adds that if what Anakin says is true then Anakin will have gained his trust but for now, he wants Anakin to wait in the Council Chambers until he returns. Masters Windu, Kit Fisto, Agen Kolar and Saesee Tiin board a gunship and head to Palpatine's office.

Sitting in the Council Chambers, remembering Palpatine's promise of stopping death and the dreams of Padmé dying in childbirth, Anakin ruminates over his decision: in his mind, he hears Palpatine's voice saying that if the Jedi kill him, any chance of saving Padmé will be lost. Finally, he leaves and rushes after the four Jedi.

Windu and the three other Jedi Masters arrive at Chancellor Palpatine's office. Windu declares Palpatine is under arrest and the Masters ignite their lightsabers. Sidious pulls a lightsaber from his sleeve and hurls himself at the Jedi with a screeching war cry. Kolar and Tiin are first to die, run through the chest and as Kolar's life is ending due to the chest wound, Sidious turns and slices Tiin's torso and a few seconds later with more effort from Sidious, Fisto is slain, killed by a slash across the gut. Only Windu remains, alone against the Dark Lord.

Rise of Lord Vader

Sidious and Windu continue the fight, dueling fiercely. At first, Sidious appears to have the upper hand, but Windu gradually gains ground, slowly driving the Sith Lord out of the Chancellor's antechamber and into the office proper. Anakin arrives at the scene just as Windu disarms Sidious, both combatants balancing on the edge of the large window shattered during the duel. As Windu holds Sidious at blade point, the Sith Lord unleashes a torrent of Force lightning. However, Windu deflects it with his blade, casting much of the energy back into Sidious's body. Sidious becomes hideously deformed; his face becomes unusually pale and sagged, his teeth become yellow and rotten, his fingernails become long and dirty, and his eyes turn burning yellow with blood-red rims. He then ends his assault, claiming he is too weak to fight on. As Windu is deciding to kill Sidious, Anakin approaches and claims Palpatine must stand trial: Windu disregards this, stating Sidious is too dangerous to be left alive. Anakin is finally forced to choose between the Jedi Order or Padmé. As Windu is about to deliver the killing blow, Anakin makes his choice, intervenes and cuts off Windu's sword arm. Sidious, cackling with glee, tortures and blasts the shocked Windu out of the window, sending him plunging to his death hundreds of stories below.

Anakin is horrified by his actions, yet he knows now there is no turning back. He pledges allegiance to Sidious, in return for the Dark Lord's power to stop death, in the hope of saving his beloved wife. Sidious takes Anakin as his Sith apprentice, bestowing upon him the Sith name Darth Vader. Sidious then gives Vader his first assignment: to launch a Siege of the Jedi Temple, ensuring the so-called Jedi Rebellion is crushed.

Vader leads the 501st Legion to the Temple. He and the clones rampage through the Temple, cutting down every Jedi that crosses his path, including swordsmaster Cin Drallig and even the younglings hiding out in the Council Chamber.

Order 66

Meanwhile, from his office, Sidious broadcasts a command to the many clone trooper commanders spread throughout the galaxy: to execute Order 66, an action that is effectively set into motion.

Across the galaxy, clone troopers turn against their Jedi Generals. As this happens, Yoda feels everyone who is dying. On Utapau, Kenobi is flung off a cliff by a blast from an All Terrain Tactical Enforcer, but he and Boga survive the drop, and Obi-Wan flees on Grievous's hidden starfighter; on Mygeeto, Jedi Master Ki-Adi-Mundi is gunned down by CC-1138 and the 21st Nova Corps; on the lush, tropical planet of Felucia, Jedi Knight Aayla Secura is murdered by CC-5052 and his 327th Star Corps; on Cato Neimoidia, Plo Koon's Jedi starfighter is shot down by Aggressive ReConnaissance-170 starfighters, sending it smashing into a clone staging area; and on Saleucami, Stass Allie's 74-Z speeder bike is destroyed by CC-8826 and his wingman, riding BARC speeders. On Kashyyyk, Yoda is overlooking the ongoing battle as Commander Gree receives the order. He and his lieutenant attempt to sneak up to Yoda, but the aged Master senses their intent and beheads both clones with a slash of his lightsaber. Tarfful and Chewbacca help Yoda escape the planet.

Senator Bail Organa arrives at the flaming Temple to witness the slaughter of a young Padawan named Zett Jukassa by a squad of troopers led by Commander Appo. Organa, horrified, flees the scene and departs Coruscant in the Tantive III, in an attempt to make contact with any surviving Jedi.

Both Obi-Wan and Yoda survive Order 66 and are picked up by Senator Organa, having evaded pursuit. The Jedi decide to return to Coruscant to recalibrate the Jedi beacon calling for all Jedi to return to Coruscant, knowing that it's really a trap set by Darth Sidious. Kenobi hopes to instead warn any surviving Jedi to stay away from the Temple.

Following the attack on the Jedi Temple, Vader returns to Padmé at the Senate Apartment Complex, from where the smoke rising from the wrecked Temple can be seen. He tells her the Jedi have tried to take over the Republic, and there are traitors in the Senate. He asks for her loyalty to the Chancellor, then tells her that he will go to the Mustafar system, where the remaining Separatists have gathered, to end the war.

Birth of the Empire

On Mustafar, Vader is greeted by Viceroy Gunray but quickly traps the Separatist Council in the bunker. He slaughters Poggle the Lesser, Rune Haako, Po Nudo and Wat Tambor among others. He leaves Gunray until last, slicing the Neimoidian across the chest even as he pleads for his life. It is at this point that the first physical manifestation of the dark side in Vader begins to show itself, as his irises turn a pallid yellow, the rest of his eye taking on a bright crimson hue.

The Senate holds a special session where Palpatine tells them of the "plot of the Jedi to overthrow the Senate," but that it was foiled. Amidst thunderous applause, he informs the Senate that the surviving Jedi will be hunted down and defeated. He then states that "in order to insure the security and continued stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first Galactic Empire," which Palpatine describes as creating a safe and secure society. As the majority of the Senate screams their approval, Padmé Amidala and Bail Organa, who are shocked at the result, simply look around and Padmé can only remark "So this is how liberty dies, with thunderous applause."

In the meantime, Obi-Wan and Yoda go to the Jedi Temple, slaying clone troopers and walking in disbelief through the carnage. Yoda notices that several of their fellow Jedi were cut down by a foe wielding a lightsaber. They recalibrate the Temple's signal to warn all surviving Jedi to keep away from the Temple, but then Obi-Wan, wanting to know the truth, checks the security hologram recordings. To his horror, one recording shows Vader slaughtering a class of Jedi younglings and then kneeling before Sidious. Yoda says they must destroy the Sith, but Obi-Wan is reluctant to kill Vader and wants to go after the Emperor instead. Yoda, however, states that Obi-Wan is not strong enough to face Sidious and that Anakin is gone, "consumed" by Vader. Yoda sets out to confront Sidious, telling Obi-Wan to "use his feelings" to find Vader.

Following Yoda's advice, Obi-Wan visits Padmé and tells her that Anakin has turned to the dark side and killed the younglings in the Jedi Temple. Despite her anguish, Padmé refuses to reveal where her husband has gone. Obi-Wan deduces that Padmé is carrying Anakin's child and apologizes to her before leaving. On Mustafar, Vader surveys the violent landscape around him and smiles wickedly.

Later, Padmé leaves Coruscant in her star skiff, departing for Mustafar to find her husband and the truth. Unknown to her, Obi-Wan secretly stows away aboard the ship just before it takes off.

Battle of the heroes

The star skiff lands on Mustafar, and Padmé is greeted by a smiling Vader. Padmé reveals her conversation with Obi-Wan; he tells her it is only lies but does not deny the accusations. Padmé begs him to run away with her to raise their child in peace. Vader, mad with power, claims that they no longer have to run away and he can overthrow Palpatine so that the two of them can rule the galaxy together. Padmé, realizing how much her husband has changed, backs away in horror and tearfully begs him to stop, insisting she still loves him.

As she pleads, Obi-Wan steps out onto the star skiff's boarding ramp. Upon seeing him, Vader becomes enraged and accuses Padmé of lying about her love for him and betraying him to Obi-Wan. Without even allowing her a chance to explain herself, he begins Force-choking her. Obi-Wan intervenes and orders Vader to release Padmé, but Vader still knocks her unconscious. Turning his anger on Obi-Wan, Vader accuses him of turning his wife against him, but Obi-Wan retorts that Vader has done that himself and let himself be twisted by Sidious into the Sith he was meant to destroy. Vader refuses to listen and rants that he has brought order to his "new empire." Obi-Wan, unable to believe what he is hearing, prepares to fight. Vader fumes that those who are against him are his enemies and engages Obi-Wan in a ferocious duel of Student vs. Master.

In the Chancellor's office within the Senate Building, Yoda confronts Darth Sidious. They engage in an intense battle using their lightsabers and Force abilities. The duel brings them to the Galactic Senate Chamber, the heart of the Senate. Sidious hurls Senate pods at Yoda, and the effort to avoid them exhausts the Jedi Master. Sidious then blasts Yoda with Force Lightning, but with the last of his strength, the Jedi master repels it enough to send both himself and Sidious over the pod's edge. Sidious is able to hold on to a senate pod, while Yoda falls to the senate floor leaving his cloak behind. With Bail Organa's help, Yoda flees the Senate Building, intending to go into exile.

On Mustafar, the duel between Obi-Wan and Vader continues, with Obi-Wan on the defensive. A missed slash from Vader's lightsaber damages a computer console, deactivating the facility's shields. As deadly lava falls all around them, they ride a collection arm severed from the main structure down the molten river below, which falls over a waterfall of lava. Abandoning the arm, Obi-Wan leaps onto a hovering mining platform below, with Vader pursuing him back up the lava river atop a collection droid. Obi-Wan appeals to his old friend one last time, but Vader still refuses to see reason, forcing Obi-Wan to accept that his student, friend, and brother is corrupted beyond redemption.

After fending off another attack from Vader, Obi-Wan disengages as the platform nears the shore of the lava river, leaping up onto the black sand bank. Obi-Wan warns Vader that he now holds an unassailable position, but Vader, enraged and bloodthirsty, yells "You underestimate my power!" and foolishly leaps up to kill his old Master. With a swift sweep of his blade, Obi-Wan slices off Vader's left arm and legs. Vader tumbles down the embankment and rolls to a stop at the edge of the river of lava.

As Obi-Wan watches, Vader, helpless and now fully consumed by the dark side, tries in vain to pull his crippled, smoking body up the embankment with his one remaining mechanical arm. Obi-Wan is overcome with disgust and sadness at the pitiful fate of "The Chosen One," and is reduced nearly to tears. He angrily shouts that Vader has failed in his life and destiny, and has hurt all those who loved him, including Obi-Wan himself. All Vader can do is scream in pain and powerless rage, cursing his former friend and Master. The lava below Vader then catches his leg, setting him on fire, horribly burning and disfiguring him, with Obi-Wan unable to help him or kill him. After briefly staring at the charred, mutilated figure that was once Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan turns and walks away, taking Anakin's dropped lightsaber with him. He returns to the star skiff and leaves the planet with the unconscious Padmé and her droids.

Birth and rebirth

The Emperor arrives on Mustafar with a group of shock troopers led by Commander Thire. They rescue Darth Vader from the edge of death using a stasis pod and Sith medicines held in the Emperor's shuttle.

On the isolated asteroid Polis Massa, Yoda meditates and hears the spirit voice of Qui-Gon Jinn. The voice tells him that there is a way to merge with the Force and retain consciousness after death. In order to learn this power, Yoda declares himself an apprentice to the spirit of Qui-Gon Jinn.

Obi-Wan arrives at Polis Massa with Padmé, who is given emergency medical treatment by the facility's droids. She is dying, having lost the will to live. The medical droids work to save her babies—she has twins, much to the surprise of Bail Organa, Obi-Wan, and Yoda. A boy and a girl are born. In her last few dying breaths, Padmé gives them the names "Luke" and "Leia."

As his children are born, Vader is being rebuilt at the Grand Republic Medical Facility on Coruscant. Vader is given new legs, a new arm, mechanized lungs, and other "replacement parts." He is dressed in black armor, a face mask is sealed tightly, and his helmet is fitted. Darth Vader begins to breathe through his mask. Most, if not the entire surgery is carried out in true dark-side form, with Vader wide awake and apparently unanesthetized, leaving him moaning, screaming, and writhing in excruciating agony.

With Padmé's final breath, she maintains that there is still good in Anakin. She dies still believing in the man she loved, before his violent acts against the Jedi Order and the Separatist Council.

Vader is raised to a standing position, his surgery complete. Vader begins to speak through his vocabulator to the Emperor, asking about Padmé. The Emperor, seeking to cut Vader's last tie to his old life and permanently cement the dark side in his heart, lies to Vader, telling him that he accidentally killed his wife while Force-choking her. His last shred of hope and love now gone and his mind broken by the realization he himself killed the person he wanted to save, Vader rips himself free of the operating table and unleashes a powerful scream of rage, shame, and grief through the Force, shattering the droids and equipment. Vader howls "Nooo!" in anger and despair, while the Emperor looks on with an evil grin.

A new hope

On board the Tantive III, docked at Naboo, Obi-Wan, Yoda, and Bail Organa sit at a conference table. They agree to keep Padmé appearing pregnant, thus faking the children's deaths. For their own safety, Luke and Leia will be split up in hopes that the Sith will not sense their presence. Leia will be adopted by Bail Organa, and Luke would be sent to his father's step family on Tatooine. Obi-Wan and Yoda will watch and wait until the time is ready for the Skywalker children to do their part. Yoda tells Obi-Wan to study the technique Qui-Gon learned to achieve immortality.

On Naboo, Padmé's funeral takes place in a solemn ceremony in Theed. Her hands clasp the japor snippet given to her by Anakin following his departure from Tatooine some thirteen years ago. To protect her children, her body appears to still be pregnant.

In a deleted scene, Yoda heads to Dagobah to begin his self-imposed exile, which he partly owes as penance for his failure to defeat Sidious.

On the bridge of a gray-hulled Venator-class Star Destroyer, Vader, the Emperor, and Governor Wilhuff Tarkin oversee the construction of a moon-sized battle station.

On Alderaan, the infant Leia is brought by Bail Organa to his wife, Queen Breha.

On Tatooine, Obi-Wan brings Luke Skywalker to his new family: his uncle, Owen, and his aunt, Beru. Obi-Wan leaves on an eopie, heading to his exile in the Jundland Wastes. Owen and Beru, holding the infant Luke, look out to the horizon and watch the setting of Tatooine's twin suns.


Next from 1977 we were watching the first ever Star Wars movie. Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope.


Approximately nineteen years after the formation of the Galactic Empire, the galaxy is in a state of civil war. The Rebel Alliance has won their first major victory by stealing plans to the Galactic Empire's secret weapon, the Death Star. Hoping that the stolen plans can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy, Princess Leia Organa, who is in custody of the stolen plans attempts to race home aboard the Tantive IV. However, her ship is intercepted by the Imperial I-class Star Destroyer Devastator over the desert planet of Tatooine.

Imperial stormtroopers manage to board the ship, and after defeating the small number of guards defending the ship, the Sith Lord Darth Vader arrives to assess the damage. Vader is outraged and questions Captain Antilles, whom he eventually strangles and kills. Hiding on the ship, Princess Leia is spotted by stormtroopers. They shoot her with a stun blast and bring her before Vader. However, before being detained, Leia was able to record a holographic message with the help of R2-D2, and assigned the droid the responsibility of taking the message to a Jedi-in-hiding on Tatooine. Vader orders a message be sent to the Imperial Senate, informing them that the ship was destroyed, with everyone on board killed. R2-D2 and C-3PO use an escape pod in order to escape the ship and reach the planet of Tatooine below.

Luke's destiny

The droids are bought by moisture farmer Owen Lars and his nephew, Luke Skywalker. R2-D2 escapes from the Lars' homestead in search of an Obi-Wan Kenobi, whom the droid claims to be the property of. Luke and C-3PO find R2 the next day just before they are attacked by Sand people. Luke and his droids are rescued by Obi-Wan Kenobi or, as Luke knows him, Ben Kenobi. Obi-Wan takes Luke to his home.

Luke receives his father's lightsaber, as Obi-Wan recalls his own friendship with Luke's father. Luke is told that a Jedi named Darth Vader betrayed and murdered his father. After discovering Princess Leia's message carried by R2-D2, Obi-Wan attempts to persuade Luke to accompany him to Alderaan. Luke refuses to go until he discovers that his aunt and uncle were brutally murdered by stormtroopers searching for the droids. Luke, Obi-Wan, and the two droids travel to Mos Eisley to find passage to Alderaan, Princess Leia's home planet.

For 17,000 credits, 2,000 in advance and 15,000 upon arrival, smuggler Han Solo and his First Mate, a Wookiee named Chewbacca, agree to take the four of them to Alderaan aboard their ship, the Millennium Falcon. After brief scuffles with the Empire and henchmen sent by Jabba the Hutt, the Falcon escapes the Imperial Blockade at Mos Eisley and Han sets a course for Alderaan, unaware that the planet was about to be mercilessly destroyed by the Empire.

Rescue of the princess

In Alderaan's place, they find what seems to be an asteroid field. The planet was destroyed by the dreaded Death Star, on the orders of Grand Moff Tarkin, to set an example of the power of the Empire. The Millennium Falcon is pulled aboard the Death Star by its powerful tractor beam.

From hidden smuggling compartments, Solo ambushes two stormtroopers of the Imperial scanning crew. With Han and Luke now disguised as the two stormtroopers, the group begins to figure out how to escape. Obi-Wan separates from the group to disable the tractor beam, leaving the others alone. While connected to the Imperial Network, R2-D2 discovers Princess Leia is aboard the station. Luke convinces Han and Chewbacca to rescue her with the vague promise of a grand reward. Han and Chewbacca reluctantly agree. Luke plans to march into Detention Block AA-23, claiming that Chewbacca is part of a prisoner transfer. C-3PO and R2-D2 are instructed to remain behind, and the trio sets off on their rescue attempt. Luke's plan works flawlessly in that they are quick to subdue the officers and guards in the princess's cell block. Unfortunately, no one thought to plan for their escape, and Leia takes charge, blasting a hole in a nearby grate and jumping through while Han and Luke hold off a squad of stormtroopers. Chewbacca, Luke and Han all dive after the princess into the unknown.

Unfortunately, the grate covers a chute that leads to a garbage compactor that is also home to a resident dianoga. Soon after landing, the creature pulls Luke under the surface, but releases him and is scared away when the Imperials realize where the heroes escaped to and activate the compactor. As the walls close in on the foursome, Luke desperately calls to C-3PO over his comlink asking for the compactor to be shut down. R2-D2 manages to shut down the compactor just in time, although, amidst the muffled cries of joy over the comlink, C-3PO is briefly convinced that his master and friends have been crushed.

After escaping from the trash compactor, the group hurries back to the Millennium Falcon, hoping that Obi-Wan has successfully shut down the tractor beam. They encounter stormtroopers on their way to the ship, evading and blasting their way past them.

Sacrifice and victory

Obi-Wan, on the other hand, was destined to meet with Darth Vader. After a short duel with his former Padawan, Obi-Wan sacrifices himself, thus becoming one with the Force and allowing Luke and the others to escape. Horrified and angered having witnessed Obi-Wan's demise at the hands of Vader, Luke takes his final blasts at the stormtroopers and dashes onto the Millennium Falcon.

After fighting a squadron of TIE fighters, the Millennium Falcon meets the Rebel Alliance on Yavin 4, and the information in R2-D2 is turned over. General Dodonna plans the attack on the Death Star, an attack so audacious as to receive an unenthusiastic reaction from the pilots. To add to Luke's dismay, Han leaves after receiving his reward.

The Rebel strike force begins its attack on the Death Star, as the space station approaches the Rebel base on Yavin 4. A group of starfighters assaults a trench on the Death Star's surface to hit the station's vulnerable spot before it can destroy the Alliance's base. During this, most of the Rebel craft, including Luke's friend Biggs Darklighter, are picked off by Imperial fighters led by Darth Vader. Just as Vader opens fire on Luke from his personal TIE Advanced fighter, Han returns in the Millennium Falcon and attacks the Imperials, resulting in Vader's ship getting knocked out of the trench. Luke, aided by the voice of Kenobi and guided by the Force, accurately fires two proton torpedoes into a small exhaust port leading to the Death Star's reactor, and the battle station explodes.

The few remaining ships (those of Wedge Antilles, Luke, Han, and a Y-wing Pilot) return to Yavin 4 and a victory celebration commences, complete with medals for the heroes, Han Solo and Luke Skywalker, presented by Princess Leia.


Next from 1980 we were watching Star Wars: Episode V, The Empire Strikes Back.


It is now three years after the events of A New Hope. The Rebel Alliance has been forced to flee its base on Yavin 4 and establish a new one on the ice planet of Hoth.

An Imperial Star Destroyer, dispatched by the Sith Lord Darth Vader, continuing his quest for Luke Skywalker, launches thousands of probe droids across the galaxy, one of which lands on Hoth and begins its survey of the planet. Luke Skywalker, on patrol astride his tauntaun, discovers the probe, which he mistakes for a meteorite. After reporting to comrade Han Solo that he'll investigate the site, Luke is knocked unconscious by a deadly wampa.

When Luke fails to report in at Echo Base, Han Solo goes out on his tauntaun to search for him in an encroaching storm. Upon waking up, Luke finds himself hanging upside down in a cave; his eyes opening to the sight of a wampa eating his tauntaun. Using the power of the Force, Luke is able to pull his lightsaber out of the snow and towards himself. After he ignites it, he cuts himself free and cuts off the attacking wampa's arm just in time, running out of the cave and escaping into the cold night of Hoth.

Luke tries to make his way to Echo Base on foot, but he finds himself lost in the blizzard and collapses in the snow. Suddenly, he sees the Force spirit of Obi-Wan Kenobi appear before him. Ben tells Luke to go to Dagobah to undergo training under Yoda, a Jedi Grand Master. After the spirit disappears, Han arrives to find an almost unconscious Luke, who is mumbling indistinctly about Ben, Yoda and Dagobah. At this point, the tauntaun that Han was riding on collapses in the extreme cold. To keep Luke from freezing to death during the blizzard, Han uses Luke's lightsaber to cut open the dead tauntaun and places Luke in it. Han then sets about erecting a shelter that he and Luke will stay in during the night. They are forced to stay out during the night as the aircraft (snowspeeders) that the Rebels use for atmospheric flight had not yet been adapted for the extremely low temperatures of the Hoth night and are therefore unable to mount a rescue operation to retrieve Han and Luke.

The next morning, Rebel Pilots flying the snowspeeders set out from Echo Base to search for the missing men. Zev Senesca, one of the pilots in Rogue Group, makes contact with Han over comlink and the pair are rescued. When they are taken back to base, Luke is put in a bacta tank for healing under the care of medical droid, 2-1B.

Princess Leia Organa tries to urge Han to stay with the rebels, and when Han assumes it is because she has feelings for him, Leia loses her temper and calls him a "stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder."

Meanwhile, the probe droid has spotted signs that indicate Hoth is occupied and sends a signal to the Imperial fleet, shortly before being destroyed by Han Solo and Chewbacca. Aboard the Executor, Admiral Kendal Ozzel dismisses the information as evidence of smugglers, nothing more. However, Darth Vader knows better and orders the fleet to Hoth. General Rieekan, realizing the Empire is probably aware of their location, orders the evacuation of Echo Base to begin.

The Battle of Hoth

Darth Vader and the Imperial forces set course for the Hoth system to set up the attack. The rebels load whatever equipment they can onto transports and plan a rear-guard action to secure their escape. Luke, now fully recovered from the Wampa attack and subsequent exposure, says farewell to Chewbacca and Solo, who have decided to leave the Alliance to resolve their debt to Jabba the Hutt. As the Imperial forces enter the Hoth system, General Rieekan orders full power to the energy shield that is protecting the base from orbital bombardment.

Aboard the Executor, General Maximillian Veers notifies Vader that Admiral Ozzel has emerged from lightspeed too close to Hoth. Ozzel intended to catch the Rebels unaware before they could set up their defenses. However, Vader realizes that the Rebels have been alerted to the fleet's arrival. Via video communication, Vader Force chokes Ozzel to death for his incompetence, then appoints Captain Firmus Piett the new Admiral on the spot. As Vader previously ordered, the Imperial ground forces, commanded by General Veers, land outside the Rebels' shield and march overland to destroy the power generator.

Princess Leia gives the Rebel fighters instructions on the evacuation to leave Hoth two to three ships at a time past the energy shield to a rendezvous point, which is beyond the outer rim. Rieekan lowers the shields to fire the Ion cannon at one of the Imperial Star Destroyers allowing the first transports to escape. The Rebel pilots assigned to hold off the Imperial ground assault depart the Hoth base for the oncoming battle against heavily equipped Imperial forces, who are armed with agile AT-STs (All Terrain Scout Transports) and monstrous AT-AT (All Terrain Armored Transport) walkers, led by General Veers.

The Rogue Squadron snowspeeder group led by Luke commences the attack. Luke quickly realizes the AT-AT's armor is far too strong for blasters and decides to use attached harpoons and tow cables to tangle the walker's legs. Luke's gunner Dak Ralter is hit and killed during the first approach. This leaves Wedge Antilles and his gunner Wes Janson to make the first pass. They manage to topple one of the AT-ATs, which is destroyed as Rebel troops storm it. The main AT-AT, commanded by General Veers, prepares to take their aim at the Rebel base's main power generator. Suddenly, Luke's speeder is shot down by the Imperials, and crash-lands in the snow. Luke escapes before an AT-AT can step on and crush his ship.

The Rebel base is now under direct attack and Imperial snowtroopers have entered the base, forcing Han, Leia, Chewbacca, and C-3PO to escape. Leia gives the evacuation command for the base as they leave.

Luke, meanwhile, manages to destroy another AT-AT by using his hoist cable and lightsaber to get into the belly of the transport, tossing in a thermal detonator, and then detaching himself from the cable as a series of explosions neutralize the AT-AT. The Rebels suffer major casualties as the result of the battle. The main AT-AT, being driven by General Veers, gets within firing range of the power generator, then successfully blasts and destroys it.

Han, Leia, and company, now realizing they are being followed by Vader (who has arrived personally on Hoth), make their way to the Millennium Falcon in time to escape. As the Falcon flies off, Luke reaches R2-D2 and his X-wing starfighter and finally departs Hoth. Changing course from the rendezvous point, he sets his coordinates for Dagobah.

Han and company are pursued by Imperial TIE fighters. Flipping the switch to take them to lightspeed, Han realizes (with reluctant help from 3PO) that the hyperdrive has been damaged. While trying to fix the hyperdrive system, Han enters an asteroid field to hamper pursuit. He manages to land his ship inside a cavern on one of the larger asteroids to rest and find a way to fix the ship.

The destiny of a Jedi

Luke lands on the marshy planet Dagobah, swamping his X-wing in the process. There, he discovers a diminutive and eccentric figure who fiddles around with Luke's gear. After Luke tells him that he is looking for a Jedi Master, the being offers to take Luke to Yoda.

Back on the Falcon, while Leia tries to make repairs, Han makes his move on the Princess, drawing himself closer to her before both end up in a passionate kiss. When Threepio arrives, Leia withdraws and walks away.

Vader orders the entirety of Death Squadron to begin sweeping the asteroid field to find the Millennium Falcon As the search continues, the dangers of the field begin to take their toll: an asteroid smashes into the bridge tower of a Star Destroyer, presumably killing all aboard. On the Executor, Vader communicates with the captains of the other ships (the captain of the demolished star destroyer throws his arms up in horror, and the transmission fades). One officer, Captain Lorth Needa, tells Vader that they should consider their damage. Vader firmly replies that they will continue the search. Shortly afterward, Admiral Piett informs Vader that Emperor Sheev Palpatine commands he make contact immediately. Vader orders his ship out of the asteroid field for a clear transmission.

In his private quarters, Vader receives a holographic message from Palpatine, alias Darth Sidious, who alerts the Dark Lord to a "new enemy who could destroy" the Empire - Luke Skywalker. Vader suggests that if Luke could be turned, he would be a "powerful ally". Lord Sidious agrees, saying that Luke would be a "great asset" and asks his apprentice if it could be done. Vader declares Luke will join the Empire "or die".

Instead of going straight to Yoda, Luke is brought to the creature's hut. Luke insists on going to find Yoda immediately, but the small creature only responds with "Not far. Yoda not far." The diminutive figure then declares the boy lacks patience, but the voice of Kenobi tells the figure that the boy will learn patience if he is to be trained. Only then does Luke realize that the small green figure is Yoda. Yoda asks Kenobi if he will finish whatever training he begins, then suspects that Luke will someday succumb to fear.

The next day, while cleaning parasitic creatures called Mynocks off the Falcon, Solo and his companions are forced to escape what turns out to be a titanic space slug (which resided in the asteroid the Falcon landed on). Meanwhile, Luke begins a rigorous training regime from Yoda which includes moral lessons about the dangers of the dark side of the Force. That particular lesson is driven home when he is told to enter a cave that is strong with the Dark Side's power. Ignoring Yoda's counsel to leave his weapons, Luke enters the cavern armed. Once inside, he has a vision of himself angrily confronting Darth Vader and beheading him. However, the severed head's mask bursts apart and reveals Luke's face underneath; it is a warning that if Luke battles Vader with no emotional control, he will become Vader himself, seduced by the Dark Side.

Back on the Star Destroyer, Vader enlists the bounty hunters, Boba Fett, Dengar, IG-88, Bossk, 4-LOM and Zuckuss to find the Millennium Falcon for a "substantial reward". One of the Imperial commanders finally spots the Falcon, leading to another pursuit which results in the Falcon eluding the Empire by making the insanely counter intuitive move of attacking the lead Star Destroyer. However, at the last moment, the ship veers off and secretly attaches itself to the rear of the cruiser's command tower, which is not extensively covered by sensors, making it appear to have vanished from the Destroyer's point of view.

Days later, while training, Luke becomes distracted when he finds that his X-wing fighter has almost completely submerged into the swamp. Luke declares he will never be able to get the ship out, seeing that it is too big for him to extract from the water. Yoda says it is "no different, only different in your mind." Luke says he'll "try" to lift the ship, but Yoda says "No! Do or do not, there is no try." Luke tries to use the Force, but to no avail. Yoda reminds him that "size matters not" and gives him wisdom about the Force. Luke denies all of this, then Yoda decides to use the Force to lift the ship out himself. Luke is dumbfounded and incredulous. Yoda senses the youngster's failures within his mind.

When the fleet disperses to search for the Falcon, the Rebels wait for the ship to do its standard dump of refuse before jumping, then detach to float away with it. The Falcon's hyperdrive needs repairs, so Han decides to make their way to Cloud City, a gas-mining colony run by his "old friend" Lando Calrissian. Unfortunately, the bounty hunter Boba Fett had deduced the Falcon's escape method and had his ship jettisoned with the waste to stealthily follow the fugitives.

The next day, Yoda reminds Luke of the things the young Jedi will see in his mind, the future, the past, and of friends he recognizes. Luke loses concentration again and has a vision of his friends in danger. He wants to leave Dagobah to rescue them, but Yoda reminds him that if he leaves now, everything his friends fought and suffered for will be destroyed.

The city in the clouds

Upon arrival at Cloud City, Han's party is welcomed by an old friend of his who goes by the name Lando Calrissian. However, there are numerous elements that make the Rebels suspicious, not the least of which being C-3PO being found deactivated, dismembered, and almost recycled.

That evening, Luke and R2-D2 prepare themselves to leave Dagobah, but are warned by both Yoda and the spirit form of Kenobi not to end training so soon for a fight Luke is not ready for. Ben declares that should Luke decide to face Vader, he will have to face him alone without interference. Luke understands this, and his ship takes off from Dagobah. Yoda is disappointed, declaring Luke is reckless. Ben tells Yoda "That boy is our last hope", however, Yoda answers back, "No... there is another..."

A day later, Han and company find themselves betrayed by Calrissian who was approached by the Empire just before the Rebels' arrival and threatened him and the city unless he cooperated. They became the captives of Darth Vader, who proceeds to torture Han and Leia to create a disturbance in the Force for Luke to detect.

That afternoon, Vader enters a carbon-freezing chamber intending to freeze Luke Skywalker once he arrives. The Dark Lord uses the opportunity for Boba Fett to deliver Solo to Jabba the Hutt (to whom Han owed a debt) by testing the device on Solo himself. Han and company enter the chamber for the experiment. At first, Chewbacca resists the stormtroopers, but Han restrains him, saving his strength for another time. Han says goodbye to Leia with a passionate kiss before he is escalated into the carbon freezing chamber. When he is successfully entombed in carbonite in a state of suspended animation, Vader hands over Han to bounty hunter Boba Fett for transportation to Tatooine to receive a bounty from Jabba. One of the Imperial commanders informs Vader that Luke's starfighter has arrived on Bespin. The Dark Lord orders Lando to take Leia, Chewbacca, and C-3PO to his Star Destroyer, reneging on a deal he made with Calrissian. However, the Cloud City administrator has other plans.

Duel with the Dark Lord and escape from the Cloud City

Luke makes his way to Bespin safely. He quietly walks down the corridors of Cloud City. He spots Boba Fett who is taking the now-frozen Solo back to his ship. He attempts to follow but is thwarted when the bounty hunter notices and opens fire. Luke narrowly escapes and runs down farther into the corridor. He finally meets up with Leia, Chewie, and Lando, who have been captured by stormtroopers. Luke tries to ambush the group of Imperials, but is unsuccessful. Leia yells at him and tells him that "it's a trap!" Luke runs after his captured friends, hoping to save them, but wanders into the carbon-freezing chamber. There, he meets with Vader and the two fight in an epic lightsaber duel, where Luke's undeveloped Jedi skills are no match for Vader's experience.

The Imperials (escorting the Rebel prisoners out of Bespin) are overpowered by Cloud City security, setting Lando and company free. Chewbacca turns against Lando for betraying Han and chokes him, but he manages to tell the Wookiee there's still a chance to rescue Han at the East Platform. C-3PO is reunited with his companion R2-D2. Lando and company arrive too late as Fett's ship takes off, then engage in a fierce battle with stormtroopers.

Luke and Vader continue the duel in the darkened rooms of the Cloud City. Luke didn't follow Han's sad fate when he fell into the freezing mine, but he manages to jump out of it with the help of the Force a moment before Vader activates the freezing system. The fight continues. Vader uses the Dark Side of the Force, hurling everything that comes to hand at Luke: equipment, construction elements and furniture. One of the items breaks the window, creating a vacuum. Luke is quickly pulled out and the fight moves to the emergency platform.

As the gunfight continues, Lando orders an evacuation of Cloud City before the arrival of the main forces of the Empire, then the rebel company manages to find their last hope of escape...the Millennium Falcon.

On the emergency platform of the Cloud City, Luke and Vader continue the duel. Vader knocks Luke off his feet and invites him to surrender so that he won't let himself be killed, like Obi-Wan. However, the young man is not yet defeated and continues to fight. During the duel over the abyss, Luke beats Vader with his saber in his right shoulder, slightly damaging his dark armor. Vader is furious and cuts Luke's right hand holding a lightsaber (the hand and the saber fall into the abyss). Then he reveals to Luke the fatal truth about his father:

Luke does not want to believe what he heard, and accuses Vader of lying, but he advises the young man to listen to his own heart, and thus understand that this is pure truth. Shocked and frightened by the cruel truth, Luke falls into despair, still not wanting to believe what he heard. Vader invites the young man to reunite with him in order to destroy the Emperor together and rule the galaxy as a father and son. However, Luke chooses suicide over being corrupted and throws himself down a deep shaft.

Luke is sucked into an air vent, exits the underbelly of the city and catches an antenna beneath Cloud City. Facing clear death, Luke calls out to Ben Kenobi in vain (Kenobi had warned Luke that he would not be able to help Luke once he faced Vader). Then, he calls out to the only other one who could help... Leia.

Leia mysteriously senses Luke's telepathic distress signal. The Falcon turns around and comes back to Cloud City. Using an escape hatch, Lando manages to catch Luke and rescue him before the wounded Jedi falls helplessly to the planet as TIE Fighters race toward them. The Falcon finally leaves Bespin's gravitational field and is about to escape into hyperspace when the hyperdrive system again fails (as it turns out - this is the work of the imperial specialists, as reported by the city computer R2-D2). Vader asks for confirmation that the Millennium Falcon's hyperdrive system was deactivated to prevent their escape, then orders weapons be set to stun.

As the Imperials pursue the Falcon, the injured Luke telepathically hears the voice of Vader calling to him. He answers, "Father...", while Vader telepathically calls, "Son, come with me". Luke senses it is Vader, then cries, "Ben, why didn't you tell me?"

C-3PO commands that R2-D2 finish reconstructing him after his ordeal in Cloud City. However, with quick ingenuity, R2 manages to re-activate the Falcon's hyperdrive system just in time for the ship to flee to hyperspace. Vader is disappointed and retreats to his secret quarters in his Star Destroyer, ignoring Piett's failure.

The film ends on a EF76 Nebulon-B escort frigate at the Rebel fleet's rendezvous point, where Luke under the care of 2-1B again which includes the implantation of a prosthetic hand. Lando and Chewbacca begin their parts of a most dangerous mission...rescuing Han. Lando promises to Leia they'll bring her back the man she loves. Luke, Leia, and the droids look on as the Falcon departs for unknown territories.


Next from 1983 we were watching Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi.


Six months after the Battle of Hoth, Darth Vader lands in the docking bay of the incomplete second Death Star, which the Empire designed to be more powerful than the first. He is greeted by Moff Tiaan Jerjerrod, but demands construction be put back on schedule in order to complete the Death Star on time. Jerjerrod argues that they need more men, but quickly agrees to double their efforts when he learns that the Emperor is coming.

Arriving at Jabba's Palace

Meanwhile, Luke Skywalker and company have arrived on Tatooine in an attempt to rescue Han Solo from Jabba the Hutt's desert palace.

First the droids, R2-D2 and C-3PO, arrive with a holographic message from Skywalker asking Jabba to release Solo. In exchange the two droids are presented as gifts to the crime lord; Luke promises that both are hardworking and that they will serve him well, which Jabba agrees to silently. However, when the message finishes he states that there will be no bargain and that he won't give up his "favorite decoration." The two droids are then sent to their quarters, where EV-9D9 harshly barks at the two when they explain what they can do. Threepio is ordered to be Jabba's interpreter, while Artoo is tasked with working on the Khetanna.

That evening, the Max Rebo Band (led by Sy Snootles) entertains the Hutt's guests. Jabba, engaged by the graceful gyrations of his collared slave girl Oola, starts tugging on her chain and commanding her to come to him on his throne. Oola fearfully resists him, and in annoyance, Jabba pushes a button on his throne, and Oola is dropped through a hidden trapdoor at the foot of his throne, into the pit of the Rancor monster, which immediately devours her.

Saving Han Solo

Later, Princess Leia Organa (in the guise of bounty hunter Boushh) arrives with Chewbacca as her "prisoner" to collect part of the bounty Jabba sought years earlier when he put a price on Solo's head. After much bargaining (including Leia threatening Jabba with a thermal detonator), Jabba settles on a deal, and has Chewbacca imprisoned.

That night, Leia releases Han Solo from his carbonite coffin, and after revealing her identity to him, she kisses him. As they prepare to escape, they are caught by Jabba and his minions. Ignoring Han's pleas, Jabba has the captain thrown in prison with Chewbacca. Although Lando Calrissian (disguised as one of Jabba's prison guards) tries to sneak off with Leia, Jabba stops them and orders a Gamorrean guard to bring Leia to him. Leia is forced to become Jabba's newest slave girl, and chained to the dais as a trophy.

Luke Skywalker arrives at the palace

Later, Luke arrives at the palace. Jabba and most of his minions are asleep, but are awoken by Bib Fortuna (who, in trying to impede the Jedi's entrance, is Force-tricked into welcoming him). Leia remains silent beside the Hutt, despite her rising hope at seeing Luke. Luke demands that Jabba release Han and his other friends, but Jabba refuses the young Jedi's offer. Luke uses the Force to pull a nearby blaster and attempts to shoot Jabba, but the Hutt activates the trapdoor to protect himself, dropping the Jedi and an unfortunate guard into the Rancor pit.

After a battle with the Rancor (which devours the fallen guard), Luke ultimately kills the monster by crushing it under the gate of its compound, piercing its neck with the spikes at the bottom of the gate. He is then recaptured and brought up by Jabba's minions. Jabba, furious, chokes Leia until she falls back on his belly, and orders the prisoners to be brought before him. Luke, Han, and Chewbacca are brought before Jabba, exchanging relief at each other's safety as Leia struggles with Jabba to sit upright before him.

Using C-3PO as a translator, Jabba sentences Luke and his friends to be taken to the Dune Sea for termination (over a course of a thousand years) by the man-eating Sarlacc at the Great Pit of Carkoon. Luke warns Jabba that he's made his last mistake, at which the Hutt laughs in amusement.

Skirmish at the Great Pit of Carkoon

En route, R2-D2 is tasked with serving drinks to Jabba's guests, and the Max Rebo band plays music in the background. Jabba allows Leia to climb off his throne and watch her friends from a window; after a while, he gives a tug on her chain, playfully commanding her to come to him. Leia glares back at him, but as the chain is slack, she returns to watching, and Jabba chuckles. Bib Fortuna, seeing this, joins him on his throne.

Outside, Luke and his companions (with Lando, still in disguise) are being taken to the Pit of Carkoon on one of the land skiffs accompanying the Sail Barge. Han, still half-blinded from the side-effects of carbonization, is sure that they are all going to die, and Luke tries to reassure him of their ultimate safety, but Han is not easily convinced. Elsewhere in the Sail Barge, C-3PO literally runs into R2-D2 and knocks over the shorter droid's drink tray. C-3PO laments their friends' imminent deaths, but R2-D2 shows a kind of confidence, which C-3PO doesn't see any reason for.

When the vehicles ultimately reach the Pit, Jabba has C-3PO announce the group's deaths, but that he is willing to now listen to their pleas. Han calls Jabba names and tells him that he'll not get any pleasure from their pleading, much to the Hutt's amusement, and Luke offers a final chance for Jabba to free him and his friends or die. Jabba and his guests laugh off this last threat and order the execution to commence. Luke gets ushered off of a plank and into the Sarlacc, only to Force-flip up through the air and onto the skiff. Meanwhile, R2-D2 launches Luke's recently built lightsaber from a hidden panel in his housing, and Luke catches it and begins to kill his captors. As Jabba furiously orders his bustling guards and minions to intervene, C-3PO gets knocked over. Leia looks around, ready to use her false submission to the Hutt to her advantage.

Boba Fett uses his jetpack to fly off of the Barge and land on the skiff as Luke is in the act of freeing Han and Chewbacca. Luke uses his lightsaber to cut Fett's blaster in half, and Chewbacca pushes the bounty hunter onto the deck. Luke then jumps onto another of the accompanying skiffs to fight off the guards and minions there.

While fighting a guard, Lando accidentally falls off the side of the skiff, and although he manages to hold onto a wire, one of the Sarlacc's tentacles begins to pull him to his death, and Han and Chewbacca have to carefully rescue him. Han accidentally activates Fett's backpack when he turns around and smashes the butt of an axe against it. Fett subsequently flies out of control from the skiff, crashing against the hull of the Barge before falling into the Sarlacc's open mouth, making it belch.

Aboard the Sail Barge, Leia smashes the controls for the Sail Barge's interior lights, throwing it into darkness, and proceeds to strangle Jabba with her chain, killing him, Leia jumps off of the throne and has R2-D2 help break her chain, then heads for the stairs to the top surface of the Sail Barge. Meanwhile, Salacious B. Crumb attacks the fallen C-3PO, and R2-D2 uses the same device he'd freed Leia with to chase the lizard-monkey away. Reaching the surface, the droids jump off the edge of the Sail Barge and land in the Tatooinian sand.

Luke and Leia defeat the remaining guards on the Sail Barge, then Luke has Leia point the guns toward the heart of the vehicle. They prepare to swing from a loose cable on the Barge's sails, and Luke discharges the guns, beginning to destroy the Barge. They swing to their rescue on the land skiff with Han, Lando, and Chewbacca, then use magnets to pick up the two droids from the sand. They all drive off just as the Sail Barge explodes.

Later, all of the crew (except for Luke and R2-D2) depart Tatooine for the rendezvous point near Sullust (mentioned in The Empire Strikes Back) where the Rebel Alliance is assembling, while Luke and R2-D2 (in their X-wing) head for Dagobah to fulfill a promise to Yoda made some time earlier.

The Emperor arrives

On the Death Star, Emperor Palpatine arrives and praises Lord Vader on his efforts in the construction of the Death Star. He also senses that Vader craves the continuation of his search for his son, Luke. The old Sith Lord assures his apprentice that Luke will seek Vader out, that only together would the Sith be able to turn Luke to the dark side of the Force, and that everything was proceeding as Palpatine has foreseen.

Returning to Dagobah

Luke and R2-D2 arrive on Dagobah to find a terminally ill Yoda. Luke has returned to complete his Jedi training, but Yoda declares no further training is required. All that remains for Luke is to confront Vader. Yoda then reveals that Vader is indeed his father. The 900-year-old Jedi Master gives one last mention of wisdom to the young Jedi before he dies (and disappears in the way Ben Kenobi did in A New Hope, thereby becoming one with the Force).

As Luke approaches his X-wing, the spirit form of Obi-Wan confirms that Vader was once Anakin Skywalker, a former Jedi Knight who turned to the dark side of the Force. Kenobi also reveals that Luke has a twin sister, hidden from Luke at birth as protection from the Emperor. Luke senses that his sister is Leia. Kenobi warns Luke to bury his feelings, for they could in time "serve the Emperor."

The mission begins

At the rendezvous point near Sullust, the Rebel Alliance gathers to reveal plans to attack the Death Star. As part of the plans, Luke, Leia, Solo, Chewbacca, C-3PO, R2-D2, and a strike team must penetrate the deflector shield generator on the forest moon of Endor in order to deactivate the shield if the Rebel fleet is to attack the Death Star. However, Vader knows this because he could sense that his son was with them and allows them to land on the planet. Luke senses his father as well and begins to believe that he would endanger the mission by coming.

The strike team lands on Endor only to be discovered by Imperial scout troopers. A speeder bike chase ensues, only for Leia to be thrown off her speeder and knocked unconscious. Luke and Han discover Leia's helmet, then they, with Chewbacca and the droids, try to find her. Leia is awakened by one of Endor's forest creatures, an Ewok named Wicket W. Warrick. Suddenly, another scout trooper discovers Leia, but Wicket does away with the trooper before rescuing Leia.

Luke, Han, Chewbacca, and the droids, meanwhile, fall into a booby trap set by the Ewoks. R2-D2 cuts open the net setting them free, but the Ewok tribe discovers C-3PO and proclaims him to be their god. The droid's Human and Wookiee friends are taken prisoner, and the Ewoks proclaim Han to be the main course in a banquet in C-3PO's honor. Discovered by Leia, Luke then uses the Force to levitate C-3PO to show off his "great magic." Convinced of the Rebels' good intentions, the Ewoks set them free and later that evening make them "part of the tribe," thereby agreeing to join the fight against the Empire. But Luke decides the time has come to leave Endor and face Darth Vader. Leia follows Luke out of the tribal gathering, whereupon he tells her that Vader is his father and she is his sister. Leia is utterly speechless and shocked, but accepts the truth. She is comforted by Han Solo.

Meeting the Emperor

Vader arrives in his shuttle on a docking bay, and Luke, having already surrendered to the Empire, talks with Vader in an attempt to bring the Sith Lord out of the dark side of the Force, but to no avail. The Empire takes Luke into custody for transportation to the Death Star. The next day, the Rebels attempt to locate the shield generator, and the Rebel fleet enters hyperspace from Sullust to prepare for the final attack. Luke and Vader finally enter the Death Star and confront the Emperor, who looks forward to completing Luke's training and believes that while Vader would never turn from the dark side, neither would Luke. He also reveals that it was he who coordinated the Rebels finding the secret plans and locating the shield generator so that the Alliance can fall into a trap of Palpatine's devising.

The Battle of Endor begins

The Rebels enter the heart of the shield generator, only to be taken prisoner by the Imperial forces. The fleet emerges from hyperspace for the battle, but discovers the shield is still up. As they contemplate their options, the Imperial fleet, which they were led to believe was away, appears and an intense battle begins. Han and the strike team are led out of the bunker by the stormtroopers, but the droids and the Ewoks have already orchestrated the attack on the Empire, and another intense battle commences with the Rebels and Ewoks on one side, the Empire on another. The Emperor shows Luke the full power of the Death Star as the station, now fully operational, destroys one of the Alliance's ships. Meanwhile, on Endor, the battle continues, with casualties (Rebel, stormtrooper, and Ewok) already mounting. Eventually, Han, Leia, and Chewbacca gain access to the bunker.

Duel between father and son

Back on the Death Star, Luke, with the encouragement of Darth Sidious, lashes out at him with his lightsaber, only to be deflected by Vader, and the final duel between father and son begins. As Luke climbs onto a balcony, Vader throws his lightsaber at his son. It misses Luke and knocks the balcony down, taking Luke with it. Vader stalks for a hidden Luke to let down his guard, while quietly sensing within his son's mind that Luke has a sister. Vader threatens to turn her to the dark side if Luke will not, but Luke responds viciously in intense saber fighting, up to the point where Luke strikes off Vader's right mechanical hand. Sidious encourages Luke to kill his father so the young Jedi can take Vader's place at his side. But Luke controls his anger and throws his lightsaber aside. He declares himself to be a Jedi Knight as his father Anakin was before he turned over to the dark side and turned into Darth Vader.

Vader's choice

Han, Leia, and Chewbacca escape from the bunker, just in time for its destruction, thus bringing down the shield. The Alliance is now free to attack the half-completed Death Star. On the Death Star, the enraged Emperor declares that if Luke will not turn to the dark side, he will be destroyed, and uses Force lightning against the young Jedi. He slowly increases the intensity of the lightning, torturing Luke. He then calls out to his father to help him. But as the Emperor prepares to deliver the killing bolts, Vader must make a choice, he looks at Luke and then the Emperor, conflicted whether to save his son or to continue serving his master.

Moved by his son's cries for help, Vader lifts the Emperor into the air, carries him over and throws him into the Death Star's reactor shaft. As he does this, the Emperor continues to shoot force lightning, which enters Vader's organic remains, striking Vader's life support system and his respirator, mortally wounding him. The Millennium Falcon and its remaining Rebel fighters enter the bowels of the Death Star, and some fighters engage in a point-blank attack on the Super Star Destroyer, causing the Imperial flagship's destruction.

Death of Anakin Skywalker

On the Death Star, in the middle of an evacuation, Luke has carried his father's ravaged body to the foot of an Imperial shuttle's ramp. Vader stops Luke and asks him to remove his mask so that he can look upon the face of his son, just for once, with his "own eyes."

Luke removes the mask and sees the face of his father, Anakin Skywalker. Anakin's face is revealed to have turned pale white from not seeing natural sunlight in 23 years, and his head retains some scars after 23 years from his first duel with Obi-Wan Kenobi (as depicted in Star Wars: Episode III Revenge of the Sith).

Anakin tells Luke that his son was right—he did have good left in him, and asks him to tell his sister the same. With that, Anakin Skywalker, the redeemed Jedi Knight, smiles at his son and dies peacefully. Luke bows his head in sadness.

Knocking out the main reactor

The Millennium Falcon and its strike force (in the last Rebel fighter inside) reach the Death Star's main reactor and fire concussion missiles and proton torpedoes at it, causing it to collapse. Luke escapes the Death Star with his father's body and flies out through the flames, and so do Wedge Antilles and the Millennium Falcon before the Death Star explodes.

Seeing the destruction from above, Han senses Leia's love for Luke. He offers to step aside when Luke arrives, but she tells Han that Luke is her brother. After a moment of shock and/or surprise, Han and Leia engage in a passionate kiss.

The galaxy celebrates

That evening, Luke sets a funeral pyre ablaze to burn the body of his father, still encased in the armor of Darth Vader. His father's organic body had become one with the Force. Through the midst of the rising flames and fireworks, Rebel fighters streak across the sky in celebration of one of the greatest Rebel victories in the Galactic Civil War. The planets Bespin, Tatooine,

Naboo, and Coruscant also celebrate. Luke is reunited with his companions Han, Lando, the droids, Chewbacca, the surviving Rebel fleet, the Ewoks, and his sister Leia. Luke then catches sight of the spirit figures of Obi-Wan Kenobi, Yoda, and a redeemed Anakin Skywalker. Luke is pleased: not only is he now a Jedi, but his father is once again on the light side of the Force. Leia takes Luke by the hand, and they rejoin their friends and colleagues as the spirits of Obi-Wan, Yoda, and Anakin continue to look on with pride.

We saw Emperor Palpatine fall into the Power Reactor of the Death Star 2 and we thought that would be the end of it. But we were dead wrong.


We continued watching and we were watching Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens from 2015.


Approximately thirty years after the destruction of the second Death Star, Luke Skywalker, the last known surviving Jedi Master, has disappeared. Both the First Order, a successor to the fallen Galactic Empire, and the Resistance, a military force backed by the New Republic and led by Luke's twin sister, General Leia Organa, scour the galaxy in an attempt to find him.

Leia sends Resistance pilot Poe Dameron on a secret mission to the village of Tuanul on the desert planet Jakku, to meet with village elder Lor San Tekka, who has obtained a map to Luke Skywalker's location. During the meeting, First Order stormtroopers under the command of Kylo Ren and Captain Phasma attack the village. Poe and his astromech droid BB-8 attempt to flee in their X-wing starfighter, but a pair of stormtroopers disable the engines with their blasters. With no alternative, Poe gives the map to BB-8 and orders the BB unit to flee. Poe remains behind to cover BB-8's escape.

After stormtrooper FN-2187 is deployed, FN-2003 is hit with blaster fire by Poe. FN-2187 goes to help his squadmate, but FN-2003's wound proves fatal, and in his final moments, FN-2003 smears his blood on FN-2187's helmet before dying, deeply affecting FN-2187. After securing the area, the remaining villagers are herded into the town square. Tekka is captured and brought before Kylo Ren, who demands to know where the map leading to Luke is. Tekka responds that he knows who Ren used to be, and chides Ren that he cannot escape his real identity. Growing impatient, Ren kills Tekka by striking him down with his lightsaber.

Poe takes a shot at Ren from cover, but Ren casually stops the blaster bolt in mid-air with the Force. Poe is captured, and Ren decides to interrogate him further back on their ship. Before leaving, Phasma asks what to do with the crowd of captive villagers, and Ren orders them all slaughtered. Stormtrooper FN-2187 is horrified as the massacre plays out in front of him, remaining motionless and not firing his weapon.

Return to the Finalizer

Returning to the Resurgent-class Star Destroyer Finalizer, FN-2187 is overwhelmed with emotions because of the death of his squadmate and the massacre of the villagers. He ducks inside an empty shuttle to take his helmet off, breathing heavily, but Phasma notices him and tells him to submit his blaster for inspection, having earlier noticed that he did not fire a shot. Knowing he would be punished and re-evaluated for not firing on the villagers, and with his faith in the First Order severely shaken, he decides to desert. Meanwhile, after failed attempts of torturing Poe for vital information about the map of Luke Skywalker's location, Ren uses his mind probe Force power to pry the information from Poe's mind. Ren learns that the map is located within a BB series droid that fled the village, and informs General Armitage Hux of the new information.

Encounter with the scavenger

Elsewhere on Jakku, a scavenger named Rey traverses the corridors of a downed Star Destroyer at the Graveyard of Giants. Scavenging through the Star Destroyer, she finds a valuable piece of salvage and drops it in her satchel. Rey heads to Niima Outpost, and hauls the sack of salvage throughout the town. She then goes to Unkar Plutt to exchange her scraps for foodstuff, and he offers her a quarter portion for her salvage. After taking the foodstuff, Rey heads to her home, a downed AT-AT, and prepares a meal for herself. After finishing her meal, she watches a starship depart from the planet and then notices a distant sound. She immediately runs off with her quarterstaff to investigate.

There, she encounters BB-8 struggling against being captured by a green-skinned humanoid scavenger named Teedo. She frees the droid and gives it directions to Niima Outpost and sends it on its way, but BB-8 insists on traveling with her. Rey goes to Unkar Plutt to again exchange her salvage for foodstuff, and the Crolute offers to buy BB-8 for sixty food portions; while tempted, Rey declines the offer. Plutt then sends two thugs to steal BB-8.

Escape from the Finalizer

Needing a pilot to escape, FN-2187 frees the captured Poe Dameron from his cell, and the two steal a Special Forces TIE fighter. FN-2187 mans the guns, killing several of his former comrades in the hangar, and then disables the Finalizer's turbolasers on the outside of the vessel. During the escape, Dameron asks the stormtrooper his name, to which he explains that he has been raised from birth to be a stormtrooper, and the serial number "FN-2187" is the only designation he has ever had. Not content with calling a man a number, Dameron names the trooper "Finn", from the FN in his name. Finn likes the name, and goes on to use it. Dameron also tells him that the map vital to the Resistance was located within his astromech droid. Before they can continue their conversation and escape, the TIE is hit by a missile fired from the Finalizer, sending it spiraling towards the planet below.

Phasma reveals to Hux that this was FN-2187's first offense of non-conformity. A technician then informs Hux that the TIE fighter was projected to crash on Goazon Badlands, a canyon zone on Jakku. Realizing that Poe and Finn were going after BB-8, Hux sends out a squadron of search teams to the area.

Escape from Jakku

Finn and Dameron eject from the TIE shortly before it crashes, each landing separately some distance from the wreckage. Making his way to the crash, Finn finds Poe's jacket, but no other sign of the man, and the fighter sinks into the sand. Believing Dameron to be dead, Finn begins wandering through the desert, discarding his stormtrooper armor along the way and eventually arriving at the nearest settlement, thirsting for water.

While Finn staggers to an animal trough to desperately slake his thirst, he notices thugs attempting to steal a BB unit droid, which Finn recognizes as BB-8, from a woman, Rey, but she fends them off with her staff. BB-8 notices Finn, wearing his master Dameron's jacket, prompting Rey to chase after him. Rey attacks Finn, believing him to be a thief. Finn explains that he had met and helped Poe escape the Finalizer, but that Dameron had apparently perished during their crash. The First Order tracks Finn to the settlement, and launches an airstrike in attempt to search for BB-8 and the map. Rey, Finn, and BB-8 attempt to flee towards a Quadjumper but TIEs destroy it. With only one option left, the trio manages to escape in the Millennium Falcon. Rey flies it through the Graveyard of Giants, while Finn fires on and destroys the pursuing TIE fighters. With the TIE fighters destroyed, they escape into space.

Back aboard the Finalizer, Lieutenant Dopheld Mitaka informs Kylo Ren that the droid escaped on a stolen freighter and that it was aided by the deserter FN-2187. Ren activates his lightsaber and lashes out in a rage-fueled tantrum, slashing at an instrument panel uncontrollably. Mitaka tells Ren that they also appear to have been helped by a local scavenger girl. Kylo grows even more livid, using the Force to pull the officer by his throat across the room in order to choke him with his bare hands, and asking him what girl it was.

Reunited with the Falcon

While Finn and Rey celebrate their escape from Jakku, the Millennium Falcon breaks down. The ship is in major need of repairs, so Finn, Rey and BB-8 begin working to fix it. While they are working on repairs, the ship is caught in a tractor beam by a freighter. Although they initially believe themselves to be captured by the First Order, they soon meet their real captors: Han Solo and Chewbacca, the former owners of the ship. Upon boarding their old vessel, Han and Chewie go about inspecting their ship and find the two stowaways, Rey and Finn, who he assumes were the thieves that had stolen the Falcon. When Rey and Finn explain that they were going to take a droid named BB-8 to the Resistance because it has a map that would reveal Luke's location, Han and Chewie agree to help them.

Skirmish aboard the Eravana

Unfortunately, Han's freighter, the Eravana, is boarded by two notorious criminal factions, the Guavian Death Gang and Kanjiklub, both of whom want their money back from Solo. Not wanting Rey and Finn to be involved, Han hides both of them in the lower corridors of the freighter while he and Chewie go meet with the criminals, with BB-8 accompanying them. Han tries but fails to convince both parties that he would fix things eventually, with the Guavian Death Gang negotiator, Bala-Tik, recognizing the BB-8 astromech droid from a First Order bounty placed on it. They demand that Han hand over the droid and any stowaways he might have on board. As the scuffle continues, Rey accidentally releases three rathtars. The rathtars provide a distraction for Han and Chewie to escape, but one catches Finn and drags him around the freighter. Rey finds a control panel and shuts a blast door on the rathtar, freeing Finn. The two join Han and Chewie and successfully jump to hyperspace in the Falcon. Bala-Tik then orders his men to inform the First Order that Han Solo and the BB unit are aboard the ship.

Meeting with the Supreme Leader

At Starkiller Base, a planet converted into a superweapon, powered by draining the energy of a star, and capable of destroying star systems, Kylo Ren and General Hux are summoned by Supreme Leader Snoke, who appears as a large remote hologram projection. Hux suggests using Starkiller Base to destroy the government of the New Republic and the Resistance, and Snoke grants him the permission to do so. Snoke reveals to Ren that the astromech droid containing the map now resides in the Millennium Falcon - along with his father, Han Solo. Ren insists that his father means nothing to him, and with Snoke's training, he would not be seduced to the light side of the Force.

Journey to Takodana

During the travel in hyperspace, the Falcon experiences a problem with its hyperdrive, but Rey demonstrates her knowledge of ships by bypassing the compressor and fixing the issue. Meanwhile, Finn attempts to bandage Chewie's arm, which was wounded while fighting on the Eravana. After fixing the ship, Han questions Finn and Rey, wondering why they are fugitives. Rey explains that the First Order is after the map located within BB-8 and that Finn is with the Resistance.

After BB-8 displays a projection of the map, Han explains that after Luke disappeared, there were many parties that went searching for him. Luke had tried to rebuild the Jedi Order, but an apprentice of his turned to the dark side, destroying all that Luke had built and killing the other padawans that Luke had trained. Feeling responsible and blaming himself for the failure, Luke went into exile. Han also explains that he heard rumors that Luke went searching for the first Jedi Temple.

Solo explains that he was able to find the Millennium Falcon soon after it entered space because he and Chewbacca were scanning for its signature. This was also why the criminal gangs were able to track it down so quickly, and meant the First Order could track it as well. In order to bring BB-8 to the Resistance, they needed to switch to a clean ship, which Han says he can obtain from an old friend.

Solo takes Rey, Finn, and BB-8 to the planet Takodana to meet with Maz Kanata at her castle. Han says that she has maintained her castle for over a thousand years, where she runs a bustling cantina. Unbeknownst to all, spies from different sides take notice of the group. GA-97 alerts the Resistance that the BB unit has been located, while Bazine Netal informs the First Order of the same.

The conflict within

Attempting to seek guidance from his grandfather, Darth Vader, Kylo Ren sits quietly in his meditation chamber. In front of him is the burned helmet of Vader, recovered from the funeral pyre on Endor. With the re-emergence of his father and Snoke's orders to kill him, Kylo feels an internal struggle within himself. He reveals to Vader's burned helmet that the light is pulling him in again and that even Snoke could sense it. He then asks his grandfather to show him the power of the darkness again, to pull him back to the dark side of the Force and help him overcome his future trials.

A call from the Force

While Han and Chewie speak with Maz, Finn heads out to make a deal of his own. Finn hires Sidon Ithano and his first mate Quiggold to take him away to the Outer Rim for work. Rey implores Finn not to leave, but to help her find the Resistance instead. Finn, however, insists on leaving, believing there is no way to defeat the First Order. He also admits that he lied about being in the Resistance and was really a stormtrooper in the First Order, deserting after his first battle because he didn't want to kill for the First Order. After Finn leaves, Rey hears the screaming of a young girl and finds herself wandering deeper into the castle to find the source. She descends to a sub-chamber that is filled with relics of the past. There she is called by the Force to Maz's curio box, an ancient Wroshyr wood chest. Inside, she finds the lightsaber that had previously belonged to Anakin Skywalker and his son Luke.

Upon touching the lightsaber, she receives a series of visions. Suddenly, she finds herself in Cloud City where Luke battled Darth Vader. As quick as she saw that vision, it goes away, and she now sees Luke placing his metallic hand on top of R2-D2 near a fire, at a site presumed to be Luke's burning Jedi temple. Next, she finds herself lying in the rain at night to see the Knights of Ren surrounded by slaughtered victims, fearing for her life as Ren notices her. Before he reaches her, she sees herself as a child on Jakku watching the departure of her parents, yelling out to them to come back, and being told to quiet herself from Unkar Plutt. Looking to the future, Rey then finds herself being chased by Kylo Ren in a snowy forest. Rey pulls herself out of the vision in terror. After the vision, she finds Kanata standing outside the room. Kanata explains to her the lightsaber's history and that it was calling to her. Kanata then reveals that she herself is Force-sensitive; although she was never a Jedi, she can simply close her eyes and feel the light of the Force within herself, and recognizes that Rey can do this too. Frightened by her vision, Rey refuses to keep the lightsaber, running off into the woods with BB-8.

Hosnian Cataclysm

After gaining Supreme Leader Snoke's permission to fire the Starkiller superweapon, Hux chooses the Hosnian system, which hosts the capital of the New Republic, Hosnian Prime, as well as the New Republic Defense Fleet, in order to demonstrate the power of the First Order in an attempt to wipe out the "illegitimate" government of the New Republic in one fell swoop. The test is a success and Hosnian Prime, the current elected home of the Galactic Senate, all other astronomical bodies in the system, and an unknown percentage of the New Republic fleet are annihilated by the First Order's superweapon. The destruction of the Hosnian system is visible from the surface of Takodana. Shaken by the destruction, Finn re-evaluates his choice to leave.

Battle of Takodana

The First Order, tipped off to BB-8's presence, arrives and attacks Maz Kanata's castle. Flying in with TIE fighters and Atmospheric Assault Landers, the First Order swiftly assaults the castle and levels it, killing many of its inhabitants. Maz gives Luke's old lightsaber to Finn for safekeeping, telling Han she doesn't have time to tell him how she retrieved it. BB-8 follows Rey into the forests surrounding the castle, and the First Order is unable to locate the droid until a stormtrooper officer reports to Kylo Ren that the astromech had been sighted in the company of a girl.

During the fighting at the castle, Finn wields the lightsaber to kill one stormtrooper before he is overpowered by FN-2199, a former squadmate of Finn's. His life is narrowly saved by Han, who uses Chewbacca's bowcaster to blast FN-2199 at the last second. Han and Chewbacca also kill multiple stormtroopers, but are captured along with Finn by the First Order. However, Resistance T-70 X-wing starfighters led by Poe Dameron, who is now revealed to still be alive, arrive to fight the First Order. A fierce dogfight ensues and results in the destruction of many First Order TIEs and the deaths of many stormtroopers from X-wing strafing runs.

Rey encounters Kylo Ren at the woods, and fires at him with her blaster pistol, but Kylo restrains her using the Force. Probing her mind, he discovers that she has seen the map he's been looking for all this time, and orders the First Order to pull out, saying they had what they came for and no longer need BB-8. As the battle rages on above the castle, the remaining First Order troops board their ships and retreat, and Han witnesses his son carrying an unconscious Rey away. The Resistance is victorious, freeing Finn, Han, and Chewbacca. Han and Leia are reunited, and Han reveals to Leia that he saw their son.

Reunited at the Resistance Base

Han, Chewbacca, and Finn are brought to the Resistance base on D'Qar. BB-8 encounters the astromech droid R2-D2, who, as C-3PO explains, has been dormant since Luke's disappearance. With the recovered map from BB-8 displayed on hologram, 3PO reveals that it is only partially complete, and that the map matches no charted system on record. It is revealed that Han and Leia are aware that their son is Kylo Ren, and that their son's fall to the dark side, despite Luke's efforts to guide him, caused them to separate, with Han returning to his smuggling business and Leia spearheading the activities of the Resistance.

Upon finding the location of the Resistance base, Starkiller Base begins draining the power of the sun to destroy D'Qar. Meanwhile, the Resistance plans an attack of their own. Finn gives them the base's blueprints, which reveal that the base drains the energy of a star in order to charge its superweapon, and that it requires a thermal oscillator, which sustains the energy on the planet, in order to function. If the thermal oscillator was destroyed, it would de-stabilize the planet's core and implode the base. However, they would need to do it before the base charges its weapon and destroys D'Qar. Finn, Han, and Chewie volunteer to disable the base's defensive shield from the inside. Before departing to Starkiller Base, Han and Leia embrace, and Leia pleads Han to bring their son home.

Rey's capture

Rey is brought to Starkiller Base and interrogated by Kylo Ren, who wants information on the map to Luke Skywalker. Ren takes off his helmet and shows her his face. Initially, Ren is able to see into Rey's mind, mentioning an island surrounded by water. However, the dark warrior has a difficult time probing her mind, and Rey is even able to push back into Ren's mind. After a mental struggle, Rey announces that she can sense fear in him - fear that he will never be as powerful as Darth Vader. Humiliated, Kylo storms out of the room to seek audience with Snoke.

Left alone and aware of what just happened, Rey realizes it is as Kanata told her: she truly is Force-sensitive. She attempts to use a Jedi mind trick on her stormtrooper guard, to make him release her and leave the door open. It doesn't work, but Rey tries again: this time he walks over and tells her he will tighten her restraints instead of undoing them. Concentrating, Rey tries one last time, and the stormtrooper listens to her demands. She quickly also remembers to have him drop his blaster as he leaves so she can arm herself. Rey then makes her way through Starkiller Base, honing her Force abilities while using stealth. She also draws on her experience climbing through wrecked Imperial starships to make her way through the bowels of the installation's machinery. Meanwhile, Kylo reveals to Snoke that Rey is strong with the Force but untrained, and Snoke commands Kylo to bring Rey to him. When Kylo discovers that Rey escaped, he throws another fit of rage, slashing at her empty restraint chair.

Battle of Starkiller Base

Han Solo pilots the Millennium Falcon to Starkiller Base accompanied by Chewbacca and Finn. Finn's main objective is to rescue Rey from captivity. Since the Starkiller's shields have a fractional refresh rate, Han pilots through the shields at lightspeed, and the Falcon makes a rough landing at the edge of a cliff. Han, Chewbacca, and Finn sneak into the main base and capture Captain Phasma, whom they force to disable the shields before disposing of her in a garbage chute. They reunite with Rey, who had already escaped on her own. With the shields down, Blue Squadron and Red Squadron led by Black Leader Poe Dameron commence their assault. They fire on the base's hexagonal oscillator structure, but fail to destroy it as the First Order sends TIE fighters to stage a counterattack and throw the Resistance into chaos.

Seeing this, Han, Chewbacca, Finn, and Rey try to create an opening by planting thermal detonators inside the base. Sensing his father's presence, Kylo goes to meet Han. Han then confronts his son, Kylo Ren, calling to him by his birth name, "Ben". They approach each other on a bridge over a large pit, and Han pleads with his son to reject Snoke and return to the light side of the Force. Ben, removing his mask and seeming regretful and scared, holds out his lightsaber to Solo, asking for his father's help. Han replies that he would do anything for him, but when he tries to retract the lightsaber from Ben's hand, he resists. Ben then twists the angle of the hilt and ignites the weapon through Han's torso. Witnessed by Rey, Finn, and Chewbacca, Han strokes his son's face for the last time, before falling to his death. Enraged, Chewbacca, Rey, and Finn start firing at Ren and the stormtroopers. As the firefight rages, back on D'Qar Leia has to sit down when she feels Han die through the Force, squeezing her eyes shut against the tears. Chewbacca injures Ren with his bowcaster, but Ren chases them out of the base and catches up to Finn and Rey in the forest.

Rey calls Ren a monster and then proceeds to shoot him with her blaster, but Ren knocks Rey out by Force pushing her into a tree. A desperate and terrified Finn comes to her aid immediately. Ren angrily accuses Finn of being a traitor, and Finn pulls out Luke's old lightsaber and attacks him in a rage. Ren is already badly injured, bleeding out of his abdomen from the bowcaster wound, but even so is too much for Finn. Finn manages to deal him a glancing wound, but nonetheless Ren quickly overpowers the former stormtrooper and deals him a grievous injury to his back. Ren tries to use telekinesis to pick up the lightsaber his grandfather built, but it resists his pull and instead flies to Rey, who has awakened from her stupor.

During this time, Chewie detonates the thermal detonators in the base, allowing Poe to lead a squadron of X-wings into the trenches of Starkiller Base. Poe finds an opening in the thermal oscillator and enters, while a following TIE crashes, unable to execute the same flight maneuver. Inside, Poe fires volley after volley of torpedoes into the oscillator, destroying the base's thermal oscillator thirty seconds before it finishes draining the sun to completely charge the superweapon. This causes a chain reaction to go off, which destroys the base and levels the entire planet's terrain - without the weapon to dissipate it, the stored solar energy begins tearing the planet apart from the inside.

Rey and Ren continue fighting: Ren has taken even more wounds, from Chewbacca, Finn, and Rey, but even so initially holds the advantage, drawing on his rage to ignore the pain. Ren becomes so impressed with Rey that he tries to tempt her, complimenting her strength with the Force and offering to complete her training if she joins him. This backfires, however, as it only serves to reassure Rey of her own power, she begins to draw on the Force to hone her attacks, and the tide of the duel shifts. Ultimately, Rey is able to overpower Ren and deal him a severe wound to his face while severing his lightsaber in two. By this point, Kylo has taken too many wounds to continue standing, but he still struggles in vain to rise again. Before Rey can move in to finish him off, a large trench forms between them as the base begins to fall apart.

Rey returns to Finn, despairing that Finn is not waking up and that they are trapped on the rupturing planet. However, Chewbacca arrives with the Millennium Falcon to rescue them. Inside the main base, chaos reigns as General Hux has already fled, and the other officers rush to abandon the installation as well. Hux, meanwhile, reports to Snoke, who orders him to rescue Ren and flee the base, so Ren can finish his training. The Millennium Falcon and the remainder of the Resistance fleet manage to escape Starkiller Base as it erupts into a ball of fire. They then enter hyperspace to return to D'Qar.

Locating Luke Skywalker

The Resistance celebrates their victory while Leia, Chewbacca, and Rey mourn Han's death. R2-D2 suddenly awakens and reveals that he holds the map to Luke's location, with the only piece of the map missing being the one BB-8 was given by Poe. Together they complete the map and reveal the location of Ahch-To, the planet on which Luke Skywalker sought out the first Jedi Temple. As the unconscious Finn recovers in the medical unit, Rey kisses him on the head and thanks him for everything.

With R2-D2 and Chewbacca in tow, Rey leaves on the Millennium Falcon and follows the map to the distant planet, a water world dotted with islands, which she had previously seen in her visions. Rey pilots the starship to a particular island with a large, ancient stone village on it. She climbs the rock-carved steps to the top of the island, where she finds Luke Skywalker. Without exchanging any words, Rey presents him with his father's lightsaber.


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Following their successful operation to destroy Starkiller Base, Resistance fighters evacuate their main base on the planet D'Qar onto their fleet. Before they can complete their evacuation, First Order starships under General Armitage Hux arrive. Seeking to destroy the Resistance, Hux orders Captain Moden Canady to destroy the Resistance fleet and base with his Dreadnought Fulminatrix.

After the Fulminatrix exits hyperspace, one of General Hux's officers reports that a single fighter is flying to confront them. Together with his BB-series astromech droid, BB-8, Poe Dameron confronts the Fulminatrix in his X-wing Black One. General Leia Organa, now widowed by the murder of Han Solo at the hands of their own son Ben, alias Kylo Ren, cautiously approves Poe's reckless plan. Over the intercom, Poe taunts Hux and pretends to ignore his threat to wipe out the Resistance. However, this verbal exchange turns out to be a ruse for Poe to power up his X-wing's cannons for an assault on the Dreadnought.

Poe's X-wing quickly takes out the Dreadnought's point-defense cannons. When General Hux demands to know why Captain Canady is not shooting down the enemy fighter, Canady replies that the ship is too small and at too close range. He bellows orders to scramble the fighters, realizing that Poe wants to take out his cannons. Despite being attacked by TIE fighters, Poe calls upon BB-8 to fix the ship's cannons so they can take out the Dreadnought's last cannon.

Canady's dreadnought manages to destroy the Resistance base from orbit but not before the last transport led by Lieutenant Kaydel Ko Connix escapes into space. With the evacuation complete, General Organa wants to evacuate the Resistance forces but Poe wants to take out the Dreadnought. Disobeying General Organa's orders to disengage, Poe continues with the assault. BB-8 completes the repairs and takes out the last cannon before shooting down two pursuing TIEs.

Bomber run

With the Dreadnought's cannon's knocked out, Resistance bombers advanced on the Fulminatrix. Despite having starfighter escorts led by Blue Leader Tallissan Lintra, several of the slow moving bombers are destroyed by TIE fighters. Captain Canady orders that the Dreadnought's auto cannon be recharged so that they can target the Resistance cruisers. Several Resistance bombers are destroyed by a colliding TIE, leaving Paige Tico's Cobalt Hammer as the last remaining bomber.

As the auto cannon recharges, Canady orders his TIEs to destroy the last bomber. Poe contacts Paige who heads down to her bomber's bay only to find the bombardier Nix Jerd knocked unconscious. After a colliding TIE kills the pilot Finch Dallow, Paige manually releases the bomb load just as the Dreadnought's auto-cannon finishes recharging. The Fulminatrix and the Cobalt Hammer are destroyed in the ensuing explosions.

Despite the elimination of the Dreadnought, General Organa is dismayed by the high casualties including the loss of all of the Resistance's bombers. The Resistance vessels escape by jumping to hyperspace.

Shortly later, Supreme Leader Snoke confronts Hux via hologram transmission for his failure to block the evacuation and the loss of a Dreadnought. He publicly humiliates Hux by using the Force to spin him on the floor. Despite Snoke's disappointment, Hux insists the Resistance cannot escape for long because they have them "tied on the end of a string."

Aboard the Resistance flagship, the Raddus, Finn, comatose after losing a fight with Ren on Starkiller Base, awakens and immediately starts looking for his friend, Rey. Poe welcomes Finn back upon his return, telling him Rey has already left.

Finding Skywalker

Having arrived on the water world of Ahch-To with the Wookiee Chewbacca and astromech droid R2-D2 aboard the Millennium Falcon, the Force-sensitive Rey meets Jedi Master Luke Skywalker. She hands him Skywalker's lightsaber but he tosses it over his shoulder and walks away. A puzzled Rey follows Luke into his hut in the nearby Jedi village.

Outside his door, Rey tells him that he needs his help. She returns to retrieve Skywalker's lightsaber and spots Skywalker's T-65B X-wing starfighter submerged beneath the sea. Later, Rey has Chewbacca break down Skywalker's door. Skywalker recognizes Chewbacca and Rey tells them that they came on the Falcon. Skywalker asks where is Han Solo.

Snoke's lair

Kylo Ren exits a turbolift and enter Supreme Leader Snoke's throne room aboard the Mega-class Star Destroyer Supremacy. Snoke commends Hux for his plan and sends him to the bridge to oversee the pursuit of the Resistance. After Hux leaves, Snoke recalls seeing in Ren the potential to become a new Darth Vader, but now doubts his apprentice's resolve to fully embrace the dark side of the Force.

He orders Ren to remove his helmet, and upon seeing his scarred face—the result of his loss to Rey on Starkiller Base—he states that Ren has too much of Han's heart in him. Ren protests, claiming he embraced the dark side by killing Han, but Snoke furiously retorts that Ren instead psychologically weakened himself in committing the murder, causing him to be defeated by Rey, a junk scavenger who had previously never even wielded a lightsaber.

Ren reacts angrily to the insult, but Snoke repulses him with Force lightning and dismisses him as just "a child in a mask." Enraged, Ren destroys his helmet by violently smashing it to pieces against the walls of an elevator, before setting out in his personal TIE silencer to attack the Resistance fleet.

The elusive teacher

Back on Ahch-To, Rey updates him about the First Order's the invasion of the galaxy. She tells him that they need his help and that they need Luke Skywalker. Skywalker refuses to help because he believes he stands little chance against the First Order and walks away. Rey insists that she is not leaving and follows him through the Temple island.

She finds Skywalker milking a Thala-siren but he avoids her. Skywalker uses a long pole to reach the other side of the cliff and catch a large fish. Rey follows him through the rain back to his quarters, fingering her cloaked binary beacon. While following Skywalker up a mountain in the mist, she senses a voice calling to her from the Tree library. Inside, she finds the Sacred Jedi texts.

Skywalker follows her and explains that the three library was built a thousand generations ago to keep the sacred Jedi texts. Rey says that she saw this place in a dream. When Rey tells Skywalker that the Resistance sent her, he asks about her identity, homeworld, and motivations for coming here. Rey tells him that Resistance needs his help because of the First Order. When Skywalker asks what she is doing here, she tells him that she needs his help to master the Force. Skywalker refuses to teach her, believing that it is time for the Jedi to end. Rey says his sister Leia sent him and that they deserve to know why.

Pursuing the Resistance fleet

While the Raddus travels through hyperspace, General Organa griefs over the loss of Han. After the fleet exits hyperspace, Leia angrily reprimands and demotes Poe to Captain for disobeying orders and leading Cobalt Squadron to their deaths. Poe protests but Leia tells him that there are things that he cannot solve by getting into an X-wing and blowing things up. Poe says that the fallen were heroes but Leia responds that they need living fighters and not dead heroes.

When Finn asks General Organa how Rey is going to find them, she shows him her cloaked binary beacon. Leia tells hers subordinates that their priorities now is to find a new Resistance base. They are soon followed by a First Order fleet led by Snoke's personal command ship, the Mega-class Star Destroyer Supremacy, which has somehow tracked them through space. Poe thinks they should do another hyperspace jump but Leia realizes that the First Order has tracked them through lightspeed. Poe gets General Organa's permission to lead a starfighter defense.

Kylo Ren flies his TIE Silencer, accompanied by two TIE fighters, which inflict significant damage on the Resistance fleet. Before Poe and BB-8 can board their X-wing starfighter, Kylo Ren fires a torpedo into the hangar which destroys several parked fighters and kills several pilots including Lintra. Poe and a damaged BB-8 survive the explosion. Meanwhile, General Organa and Admiral Ackbar order the remaining Resistance ships to move out of range of the First Order Star Destroyers.

ining up for a bombing run on the Raddus's bridge, Ren hesitates to fire after sensing his mother's presence on board. However, his TIE fighter escorts take the shot, destroying the primary bridge and killing most of the Resistance's high command, including Admiral Ackbar. Ren then retreats to the Supremacy after General Hux warns that the fleet cannot protect him and his escort TIE fighters. A long pursuit begins, with the Resistance relying on their spaceships' mobility and deflector shields to stay out of effective weapons range while their fuel supplies dwindle.

Leia survives exposure to space by using the Force to fly back to the door of the Raddus's bridge. Leia is rescued by her Resistance comrades but is rendered comatose by the ordeal. As she is being transported to the sick bay, the binary beacon falls out of her hand. Finn picks it up.

A change of heart

While Rey sleeps in her heart, Chewbacca roasts a porg over the fire. While settling to his meal, he is confronted by the porg's kin. Chewbacca tries to shoo them away but is struck by the sight of a sad-faced porg.

Meanwhile, Luke Skywalker visits the Falcon where he finds Han Solo's dice, a memento to his fallen friend. Skywalker also has a brief reunion with R2-D2. Skywalker refuses to come back but R2-D2 plays back a hologram message from his sister Leia calling Obi-Wan Kenobi for help. Leia's message causes Luke to reconsider his decision. He visits Rey and agrees to give her three lessons, beginning tomorrow morning. Skywalker promises to teach her the ways of the Jedi.

A new commander

Back aboard the Raddus, Commander Larma D'Acy informs the assembled Resistance that General Organa is stable but in a coma. She regrets to inform them that Admiral Ackbar and the Resistance High Command perished aboard the bridge of the Raddus. D'Acy tells them that if Leia were here, she would tell them to save their sorrow till after the fight. The chain of command falls to Vice Admiral Holdo of the cruiser Ninka. Holdo gives a brief rousing speech before dismissing them to their posts.

Poe warns Vice-Admiral Holdo that they will eventually run out of fuel. When he asks her what is their plan, Holdo reminds Poe of his demotion and dismisses him as a "hot-head" pilot whose recklessness she deems a liability. Holdo orders him to stick to his post and follow her orders. Holdo's actions grate Poe, who doesn't trust his new commander.

Finn, fearing for Rey's safety if she eventually returns to the fleet, decides to go looking for her and heads for the escape pod bay. There, he finds a young Resistance mechanic, Rose Tico, mourning her older sister Paige, who perished during the bombing run Poe led over D'Qar. Rose mistakes Finn for a deserter. Before he can explain himself, she stuns him.

After awakening on a gurney, Finn tries to tell Rose about his plan to find Rey. Rose thinks that Finn is being selfish. He manages to gain her trust by convincing her that he can help take out the First Order's hyperspace tracker, which he is privy to due to his time with the First Order. The two come up with a plan to infiltrate the First Order flagship and take out the hyperspace tracker.

Finn and Rose share their plan with Poe and C-3PO in Leia's medbay room. Not trusting Vice-Admiral Holdo's leadership, Poe agrees to the plan, believing that it can save the Resistance and Rey. C-3PO says that Holdo will not agree to their plan but Poe is determined to proceed. Since they can't get through the First Order security, they contact Maz Kanata, who is embroiled in a union dispute. While exchanging fire, Maz tells them to seek out the Master Codebreaker in the casino city Canto Bight. Before leaving to seek out the Master Codebreaker, Finn passes Leia's binary beacon to Poe.

Rey's first lesson

Meanwhile on Ahch-To, Rey and Kylo Ren begin communicating with each other through involuntary shared visions. Rey is hostile to Kylo due to their last encounter. Startled by Ren, Rey shoots a hole through the roof of a hut, which annoys the native Lanai caretakers, who have maintained the Jedi structures since they were built.

Later that morning, Luke leads Rey through a cave into the First Jedi Temple. Skywalker quizzes Rey about her knowledge of the Force, telling her that the Force is not simply a power but is the energy that binds all things. For her first lesson, he tells her to close her eyes, breathe and reach out. Luke tickles her with a leaf.

During the lesson, Skywalker tells her to breathe and reach out with her feelings while touching rocks. Through the Force, Rey sees the island, the cycle of life and death, warmth, cold, peace, and violence. When prompted, she tells Luke that she sense the Force inside. Skywalker explains that the Force does not belong to the Jedi, urging her to reject her simplistic view of the Force as cleanly defined between the light and the dark sides of the Force.

Rey senses a place beneath that is strong in the dark side beneath the island. Rey senses it calling out to her as the stones beneath her float. This summons a geyser of water. Rey says that it was trying to show her something Luke is alarmed that Rey showed little inclination to resist the dark side. Not being able to sense Skywalker in the Force, Rey realizes that Skywalker has cut himself off from the Force. Skywalker says he has seen this raw strength before in Ben Solo and that he regrets not taking action back then.

Later, Chewbacca has befriended several porgs, who have made their home aboard the Falcon. Rey asks Chewbacca if they have heard anything from the Resistance to which he replies in Shyriiwook that he hasn't. Rey and Ren continue to experience shared visions, and Rey excoriates him for murdering Han Solo, while Ren mocks her need to find replacement parental figures, first in Han and now Luke. Kylo Ren asks Rey if Skywalker told him what happened at his Jedi Temple.

Misadventures on Canto Bight

With the help of Poe, Finn, Rose, and BB-8 slip out of the Resistance fleet in a Resistance transport pod. Poe warns them that their mission is urgent because they only have 18 hours of fuel left. The travel to Canto Bight on the planet Cantonica in the Corporate Sector. The three Resistance operatives park their transport on a public beach, antagonizing the Abednedo businessman Slowen Lo, who alerts the Canto Bight Police Department and tells them that the offworlders went to the Canto Casino.

While Finn is mesmerized by the wealth and opulence of the Canto Bight, Rose tells him that the city is built on exploitation. While watching a fathier race at the Canto Bight racetrack, she explains that she came from a mining system that was exploited by the First Order, who later tested their weapons on them. The two witness a child racer being beaten by the overseer Bargwill Tomder. Finn realizes that Canto Bight is the haunt of wealthy war profiteers who sell weapons to both the First Order and the Resistance.

BB-8 spots the Master Codebreaker dancing with "Lovey" and alerts Finn and Rose. However, they are spotted by Slowen Lo. Finn and Rose are stunned by the Canto Bight police officers, who have them arrested for committing parking violation 27B/6. Lovey notices the commotion but the Master Codebreaker is engrossed with a game of poker. BB-8 is thrown out of the casino by the police.

Rey's second lesson

After parrying with her staff, Rey practices with Skywalker's lightsaber while Luke watches. She uses her lightsaber to cut through a pillar of rock, which smashes a wagon belonging to two Lanai caretakers. Later that evening, Skywalker explains that now that the Jedi are extinct, they are deified and romanticized. He believes that the legacy of the Jedi is failure, arrogance and hubris because they failed to prevent the rise of Darth Sidious and his Galactic Empire.

Skywalker reminds Rey that it was a Jedi Master who was responsible for training Darth Vader. Rey reminds Skywalker about the redemption of his father. However, Luke is still tormented by the guilt of his failure to keep Ben Solo from falling to the dark side, believing that he failed his sister and Han. Luke explains that he he sensed the darkness growing in Ren. When he went to confront him, Skywalker claims that Solo turned on him. When he awoke, Skywalker found his temple in flames and that Ben had taken some of his students and slaughtered the rest. Leia blamed Snoke but Luke blamed himself. Rey reassures Luke that the galaxy made him a legend and that she needs his help to find her place in this.

DJ in Jail

In space, General Hux orders the destruction of the Resistance medical frigate Anodyne. However, the captain has already evacuated the ship and stays behind as it is engulfed. Vice-Admiral Holdo watches in horror. When Lieutenant Connix reminds her that they only have six hours of fuel left, she orders the emergency bridge crew to remain on their current cause. Poe worries about Finn and Rose's mission and sends a message that they are running on fumes.

At the Canto Bight police headquarters, Finn and Rose encounter the slicer DJ, who offers to help them disable the First Order's hyperspace tracker in return for freedom. With the help of BB-8, the Resistance operatives and DJ escape the police headquarters through the sewers. Pursued by the police, they head to the fathier stables, where Rose convinces the stable children to help them escape, leaving one of them, Temiri Blagg, a Resistance ring.

Temiri releases the fathiers, creating a stampede that allows Finn and Rose to escape through the streets of Canto Bight. Riding on a fathier, the two flee to the beach in an attempt to reach their transport pod. However, it is destroyed by pursuing Canto Bight Mounted Police's speeders. Their fathier carries them up a hill to the outskirts of the city where they narrowly avoid falling off a cliff. Rose frees their fathier. Before the Mounted Police can catch up with them, they are picked up by DJ and BB-8, who have stolen the luxury yacht Libertine.

The cave

Back on Ahch-To, Luke revisits the cliff-side outcrop where he first began training Rey and attempts to re-open his connection to the Force, succeeding when he makes mental contact with an unconscious Leia. Meanwhile, Rey continues her conversation with Kylo Ren and demands to know why he hated his father Han. Noticing he is bare-chested, she asks if Kylo has something he can put on. Kylo Ren claims that his father treated him like garbage and that he was taken advantage of by Luke and his parents.

Recounting his version of his falling out with Skywalker. Ren claims to Rey that Luke grew afraid of Ren's growing power and tried to murder him while he was asleep and defenseless. He tells Rey to let the past die and to kill it if she has to, adding that it is the only way to realize her potential. Sensing the call of the dark side, Rey travels to a cavern beneath the island where the dark side is powerful and experiences a vision while touching a reflective rock wall, asking to see her parents but seeing only her own reflection.

Revelations

Unable to find answers about her origins and family, she resolves to abandon her Jedi training and leave Ahch-To. Rey returns to her hut where she communes with Kylo Ren. Finding a kindred spirit in Ren, she reaches out through the Force connection to hold his hand. They are soon discovered by Luke, by now reconnected to the Force. Luke angrily destroys Rey's hut with the Force and demands that she leave Ahch-To immediately, but Rey attacks him in her rage.

Luke fends off Rey's attacks and disarms her, but submits when she threatens him with his own lightsaber. He confessed that he contemplated killing a sleeping Ben Solo upon discovering his corruption by Snoke but instantly relented when he realized that it was a passing moment. Ben, however, awoke to see Luke standing over him with an ignited lightsaber and immediately counterattacked, destroying Luke's new Jedi Temple and disappearing to become Kylo Ren.

Rey believes that Kylo Ren can still be saved from the dark side. Skywalker warns her that it is not going to end the way that she thinks. Rey is adamant despite Skywalker's warnings. She tries to return his lightsaber to him but he lets her keep it. Rey believes that Kylo Ren is their last hope. Unable to convince Luke to join the Resistance, Rey leaves Ahch-To without him to confront Ren, hoping to turn him to the light side, succeeding where Luke failed.

An unexpected reunion

Following Rey's departure aboard the Falcon, Luke returns to the Tree library with a torch, intending to destroy the ancient Jedi texts. However, he is interrupted by the ghost of Yoda. As Luke hesitates at the task, Yoda himself summons a thunderbolt to destroy the library. Skywalker tries to enter the tree but is driven back by the flames.

Yoda remarks that he has missed Skywalker. Seeing the tree burning, Skywalker believes that it is time for the Jedi to end. Yoda counters that it is time to look past "old books." When Skywalker reminds him about the sacred Jedi texts, Yoda responds they were not "page-turners" which contained wisdom but that wisdom already exist. He tells Skywalker not to focus too much on the horizon but to pay attention to his immediate needs.

Skywalker blames himself for the loss of Ben Solo. Skywalker is not confident teaching Rey but Yoda encourages him to passed on what he has learnt. Yoda counsels Skywalker that failure can be the greatest teacher. As he and Skywalker watch the burning tree, he reminds Luke to reflect on what they go beyond.

The hyperspace tracker attempt

While traveling through hyperspace aboard the Libertine, Rose asks DJ if he can disable help them to infiltrate the Supremacy and disable the hyperspace tracker. When DJ asks for a price, Rose and Finn promise that the Resistance can pay him later. DJ agrees to help in return for receiving Rose's gold pendant as upfront payment for his services. Finn, knowing how much the pendant means to her, orders DJ to return it, to which the criminal tells him his philosophy: "don't join." Finn also discovers that DJ and BB-8 stole the yacht from an arms dealer selling weapons to both the First Order and Resistance.

Proceeding with their plan, Finn, Rose, DJ, and BB-8 infiltrate the massive Supremacy. After DJ slices through the First Order's sensor systems, he flies the Libertine inside the massive warship. They steal First Order officer uniforms from an automated launderette and make their way to a hyperspace tracker. BB-8 is hidden under a trash container. However, the intruders are spotted by the First Order astromech droid BB-9E.

While DJ is tinkering with the tracker's systems, Finn tells Poe to be ready to jump into lightspeed at his signal. DJ managed to unlock the inner chamber of the hyperspace tracker. However, Finn and his team are soon apprehended by First Order stormtroopers led by First Order Security Bureau Colonel Ansiv Garmuth and Captain Phasma, who gloatingly welcomes Finn home. BB-8, still disguised, is able to evade capture.

Poe's mutiny

By now, the Resistance fleet is down to the Raddus and General Hux is confident of victory. Aboard the Raddus, Poe angrily confronts Vice-Admiral Holdo for being secretive about her plans. He is anxious that the Resistance is down to one ship and asks what hope they have. Holdo responds that hope is a fleeting faith.

Starring at a computer screen, Poe realizes that Holdo has ordered the refueling of all the Resistance transports. He is outraged that Holdo is abandoning the Raddus and denounces her as both a coward and a traitor. Holdo orders the guards to remove Poe from the bridge. Poe also contacts Finn, who tells him that they managed to find a code-breaker and convinces Poe to buy them more time.

Back on the Raddus, Poe tells Holdo about his unsanctioned plan to send Finn and Rose to disable the First Order's hyperspace tracker. Believing that Poe has placed the Resistance in even more danger, she orders that the transports be prepared for departure.

In response, Poe instigates a mutiny, apprehending Holdo and her command staff. Poe and the mutineers including Lieutenant Connix take over the ship's emergency command bridge and try to restart the Raddus. However, Holdo snatches a blaster and frees herself. C-3PO refuses to take part in the mutiny and heads to the door, which is being disintegrated. When the door collapses, he is startled to encounter a recovered General Organa, who stuns him.

Connix and C-3PO also surrender, ending the mutiny and allowing the evacuation to begin. In the hangar, Leia remarks that Poe is a troublemaker while Holdo remarks that she likes him. Holdo volunteers to stay behind and pilot the cruiser. Leia is unwilling to risk anymore losses but Holdo tells Leia that she taught her how. The two friends part following a handshake.

Later, a dismayed Poe awakes to see the transports evacuating from the Raddus. Commander D'Acy tells Poe that they are evacuating to an old Rebel Alliance base on nearby Crait. Leia tells Poe that she approved of Holdo's evacuation plan, and that Holdo was more concerned with protecting the light than being a hero. Holdo wishes her comrades godspeed on the bridge of the Raddus.

Snoke's trap

As the Millennium Falcon travels through hyperspace, Rey tells Chewbacca to get to safety as soon as he gets her signal to rendezvous. Rey climbs into her escape pod which is jettisoned out the Falcon after exiting hyperspace. Rey flies the pod into the hangar where she is greeted by Kylo Ren and a pair of stormtroopers, who place her in binder cuffs.

As Kylo Ren takes Rey up the turbolift to Supreme Leader Snoke's throne room, she tells him that she feels the good in him and that she saw his future. She promises to help him. Kylo Ren responds that he foresaw that she will turn to him and claims to know who her parents are. Snoke is pleased with his apprentice for delivering Rey, telling him that his faith is restored.

Snoke bids Rey to come closer, admiring Rey's strength and remarking that lightness has emerged to meet the rising darkness. Snoke says that he warned Kylo Ren that as his powers grew stronger, so would his equal in the light. He then snatches Skywalker's lightsaber from Ren's hand with the Force. Snoke uses the Force to bring Rey closer to him.

Rey warns him that he underestimates Skywalker, Ben Solo, and her; and that it would be downfall. Snoke reveals that he was responsible for the mental connection between her and Ren as part of a plan to find and destroy Luke; exploiting their emotions and desires. Snoke demands that Rey reveal Skywalker's location but she remains defiant. Snoke uses the Force to levitate Rey and probes her mind for Skywalker's location.

Having proved Rey's mind and learned Skywalker's location, Snoke releases his Force grip on Rey and mocks Skywalker for his "wisdom." He vows to destroy Skywalker and the Jedi Order. Rey tries to seize Skywalker's lightsaber with the Force but Snoke uses the Force to hurl it at her. He then uses the Force to levitate her and force her to watch the destruction of the Resistance fleet through a viewport. Rey grabs Kylo Ren's lightsaber with the Force but the Elite Praetorian Guards flash their weapons. Rey charges at Snoke but he uses the Force to throw her to the ground. Kylo retrieves his lightsaber.

Resistance in peril

Meanwhile, in the Supremacy's hangar bay, Finn and Rose are brought out for a public execution in the presence of General Hux, Captain Phasma, and many First Order officers, soldiers, and pilots. Hux slaps Finn and thanks Phasma for her services. Finn and Rose learn that DJ has sold them out for his own freedom and financial gain.

Rose calls DJ a "lying snake" and struggles against her captors. DJ replies that they got caught and that the First Order was offering a better deal. DJ also reveals the Resistance's evacuation plan to the First Order, which is confirmed by the departure of 30 transports from the Raddus. General Hux orders the Supremacy to open fire on the Resistance transports, destroying several ships and inflicting heavy losses on the Resistance. Vice-Admiral Holdo orders the transports to continue their journey to Crait.

While Rey and Kylo fight the Praetorian guards, the Supremacy continues its bombardment of the Resistance transports. Finn denounces DJ for his treachery but the criminal is indifferent to their struggle, remarking that "they blow you up today and you blow them up tomorrow." DJ claims that it is just business but Finn disagrees. Believing Finn and Rose to be a waste of blaster bolts, Phasma orders First Order stormtrooper executioners to behead them with laser axes.

Killing Snoke.

Snoke orders Kylo Ren to kill Rey with his lightsaber. Believing he can read Ren's mind, Snoke is jubilant and mocks Rey. However, Kylo Ren uses the Force to activate Skywalker's lightsaber, which impales and cuts Snoke in half, killing the Supreme Leader. Ren uses the Force to pass Skywalker's lightsaber to Rey and the two join forces as the Praetorian guards converge upon them to avenge their fallen master. Kylo kills one with his lightsaber.

Rey manages to kill a Praetorian with her lightsaber but a second Praetorian wraps his electric nunchucks around her blade. Rey manages to break free by impaling the guard with her blade. A third guard divides his blade in half and charges at Rey. Ren is cornered by three guards but he breaks free and impales one, before throwing his body into a generator where he is disintegrated. As the three other guards converge on him, Kylo kills two but is grabbed by one who traps him in a headlock.

Rey is trapped by the other guard but manages to break free by dropping her blade and then slashing him. Rey helps Kylo to kill the last guard by handing him Skywalker's lightsaber, which he uses to impale the guard through the head, killing him. Rey implores Kylo Ren to order the First Order gunners to stop bombarding the Resistance fleet but Ren tells her to let the past die including the Jedi, Sith, Resistance and the First Order. He invites her to rule the galaxy by his side.

When Rey refuses, Kylo compels Rey to admit what she thinks she knew all along: that her parents were insignificant junkers who sold her for drinking money, and that they are dead and buried in the wastes of Jakku. He tells her that she comes from nothing and is nothing but not to him. Ren pleads with Rey to join him by his side.

Holdo's sacrifice

Seeing the Resistance fleet in peril, Holdo climbs into the helm of the Raddus. Not realizing Holdo's plans, Hux orders the Supremacy to continue firing. Using the Force, Rey and Kylo struggle for possession of Skywalker's lightsaber until it breaks into two, causing a large explosion.

Watching the Raddus powering away, Connix thinks she is running away but Poe disagrees. Holdo sacrifices herself to ram the Raddus into the Supremacy at lightspeed, cleaving it in two and destroying much of its escort fleet instantly. The resulting explosion sets the Supremacy's cargo hold aflame and interrupts Finn and Rose's execution.

Amidst the inferno, Rose helps Finn up and the two search for a shuttle. However, Finn and Rose are cornered by Phasma and several stormtroopers. Before she can eliminate them, BB-8 commandeers a docked AT-ST walker and intervenes, blasting the troopers. Finn and Phasma duel amidst the chaos. Phasma manages to knock Finn to the ground with her staff. Rose and Phasma exchange fire.

With Phasma distracted, Finn knocks her to the ground with his Z6 riot control baton. With her helmet shattered, Phasma denounces him as "scum" but Finn retorts that he is "rebel scum." Phasma falls to her death in a fiery chasm when the floor beneath her gives way. Finn, Rose, and BB-8 then flee the Supremacy, commandeering a Xi-class light shuttle.

In Snoke's chamber, Hux surveys the corpses of Snoke and his guards in disbelief. He sees the unconscious Ren and prepares to shoot him, but is forced to relent when Ren awakes. Learning that Rey has escape on Snoke's escape shuttle, Ren frames her for Snoke's death and orders Hux to prepare for a ground assault on Crait. This causes Hux to explode in fury at his rival's presumptuousness, but Ren angrily Force chokes him into submission, declaring himself the new Supreme Leader.

Battle of Crait

On Crait, the surviving Resistance fighters regroup at the abandoned rebel base, which was once a mine. General Organa orders her forces to shut the shield door. Pursued by TIE fighters, Finn, Rose, and BB-8 crash-land their stolen shuttle inside the base. Following a brief shootout, a brief reunion ensues with Poe hugging BB-8. Rose leads the search for weapons and finds rusted ammunition and several old ski speeders. Poe and Leia also send a distress signal to their allies in the Outer Rim Territories, seeking help.

Shortly later, they sense the earth shaking while the vulptexes scurry away. They realize that the First Order army has arrived with a phalanx of AT-AT, All Terrain MegaCaliber Six walkers and a Superlaser siege cannon. C-3P0 informs the others that BB-8 has done a schematics of the cave and found that there is only one entrance. Finn encourages the Resistance by reassuring them that allies will come and proposes that they take out the siege cannon.

While Resistance soldiers under General Caluan Ematt man the trenches and laser batteries, Poe, Finn, and Rose lead a charge with 13 old ski speeders to destroy the First Order assault force's massive siege cannon. Realizing that the Resistance is in the mine, Kylo Ren orders his forces to push them and dispatches TIE fighters. The speeders try to break off but several are destroyed by TIE fighters, which also strafe the trenches, killing many Resistance soldiers.

Rose is pursued by three TIE fighters but Rey and Chewbacca arrive in the Falcon, shooting them down. The Falcon also draws the TIE fighters away, shooting down several. Kylo Ren orders the First order to take that "piece of junk out of the skies." The Falcon leads the pursuing TIE fighters into a canyon. The ship's rear cannon is crushed against the rocks but several TIES also collide with the rocks. Chewbacca, with a porg watching, fly the Falcon into a canyon that leads to the surface.

Finn and Rose approach the superlaser siege cannon, which begins powering up. Supreme Leader Ren and General Hux order their walkers to concentrate fire on the speeders, destroying several. Poe thinks it is a suicide mission and orders Finn to retreat but Finn is determined to take out the cannon. He accelerates his speeder, igniting Rose's pleas.

Before Finn can complete his suicide mission, Rose prevents Finn from sacrificing himself to destroy the battering ram cannon, which then blasts a hole in the fortress. Poe and the surviving Abednedo pilot retreat into the trenches with the surviving soldiers. Finn climbs out of his wrecked speeder and rescues an injured Rose. When he asks why she stopped his mission, Rose replies that they survive by "saving what we love."

As the superlaser burns through the gate of the Crait base, Kylo Ren orders his forces to storm the base and show no quarter to the Resistance. Connix informs D'Acy that the Resistance broadcast has reached multiple points but that they have received no response. Leia laments that the galaxy has lost hope.

Light versus darkness

However, Luke suddenly arrives to comfort Leia. After exchanging pleasantries, Luke apologizes and tells Leia that he has come to confront Ren. Leia thinks her son is gone but Luke reassure her that nobody is gone. After handing Han's lucky dice to Leia, Luke walks out through the gate to confront Ren and the First Order while C-3PO and the rest of the Resistance look on.

Outside, Luke confronts Ren alone outside the breached door, giving the surviving Resistance fighters time to escape. Ren orders the First Order walkers to unleash a massive volley of turbolaser fire on Luke's position. Hux questions the amount of firepower but Luke emerges from the blast crater completely unscathed and mocks the First Order's firepower with a brush of his shoulder. Ren resolves to confront Skywalker despite Hux's objections, whom he shoves against the hull of the Upsilon-class command shuttle's cockpit.

Finn drags a wounded Rose on a makeshift stretcher into the Crait base while Ren lands his shuttle. Watching the battle, Finn wants to help but Poe realizes that Skywalker is buying them time to escape. Poe says that they are the "spark of resistance" that will burn the First Order down. After seeking C-3PO's advice, Poe decides to follow the Vulptexes, hoping they would lead them to a hole.

Meanwhile, Rey uses the beacon to track down her Resistance comrades' movements. She manages to track them down by following a group of . Finn and the Resistance encounter a pile of rocks which the Vulptexes are able to slip through but is too small for them. Outside, Rey discovers the pile of rocks and uses the Force to lift them. As the Resistance fighters stream out, Rey hugs Finn.

Outside, Kylo Ren confronts his uncle personally in a lightsaber duel on the salt plain outside the base, and asks Luke if he has come to forgive him or to save his soul. Luke replies no as the two draw their blades. Kylo charges at Luke but his uncle repeatedly evades Ren's attacks. Luke apologizes to Ren for failing him, but Ren angrily rejects his apology, declaring the Resistance is dead and the war over, and that with Luke's death shall come the ultimate death of the Jedi.

Luke counters by saying that both the Jedi and the Rebellion are born anew in Rey and the Resistance, and invites Ren to strike him down but tells he will always be with him just like Han. Ren tries, but is surprised to see Luke is still standing. He pokes his blade through Luke's torso, and to his horror it passes through him as if he were a ghost, revealing that Luke is physically still on Ahch-To and has been stalling for time via a non-corporeal Force projection of himself. Luke says goodbye to his fallen nephew before his projection fades away, leaving Ren furious.

The Rebellion is reborn

The effort to create the projection was too much for Luke, and he collapses from exhaustion. With the last of his strength, he climbs up to the cliff where he trained Rey and stares out towards Ahch-To's binary sunset, similar to the one he saw on Tatooine thirty-four years earlier, before he became a Jedi. Luke then dies, and his body vanishes as he becomes one with the Force.

On Crait, Leia and Rey sense Luke's death. The First Order storms the base, but are too late to prevent the remaining Resistance fighters from escaping aboard the Falcon, albeit not before Ren shares another force bond moment with Rey, who eventually shuts him out, much to his dismay.

After leaving Crait, Chewbacca hugs Leia. Finn opens a drawer on the Falcon to get a blanket for the gravely injured Rose, revealing briefly to the audience that Rey stole all of the books from the original Jedi library and Yoda did not destroy them after all. After being formally introduced to Poe, Rey laments Luke's death as she looks hopelessly at his broken lightsaber and the group's small numbers. Leia, however, notes that Luke is now at peace and that the Rebellion has all it needs to rise again.

Later, on Canto Bight, the stable children regale themselves with a story about Luke's adventures. They are interrupted by Bargwill Tomder who angrily orders the children to get back to work. Outside, Temiri Blagg, still wearing the Resistance Ring that Rose gave him, summons his broom with the Force and hopefully gazes up to the stars.


And lastly we watched 2019's movie Star Wars: Episode IX, The Rise of Skywalker.


A year after the battle of Crait, Supreme Leader Kylo Ren leads a vicious assault against Alazmec colonists on Mustafar, seeking a wayfinder owned by Ren's grandfather, Darth Vader; he requires the device as a guide in his hunt for the returned Emperor Palpatine, the public identity of the Sith Lord Darth Sidious, who he perceives as a threat to his power. The Leader slaughters many colonists alongside his stormtroopers before retrieving the device and slotting it into his ship, allowing its dark power to lead him through the crimson energy storms that surround the fabled Sith vastness of Exegol.

Landing at the foot of an enormous citadel, Ren ignites his blade and enters, eventually reaching a vast chamber lined with worn statues of Sith legends. As he descends into its depths, he hears Sidious mocking him; Ren's declaration that he had killed Snoke is dismissed: "I made Snoke."

Lightning dances around the young dark side adept as he listens to the taunting words, spoken in a voice transitioning from that of Sidious himself to that of Snoke and, finally, to that of Vader: "I have been every voice...you have ever heard...inside your head."

Ren, unshaken, proceeds further into the citadel, walking for some time among the towering effigies. His path lit by his blade, the young man eventually wanders into a maze of unfamiliar equipment tended by robed acolytes. Tall cylinders filled with a sickly golden liquid hold motionless, incomplete bodies with the mutilated visage of the dead Snoke; the Emperor's earlier words that he created the previous Supreme Leader are confirmed. Among these machines, bound by innumerable tubes and wires to machines of support and sustenance, is the emaciated and decaying figure of Sidious himself. Ren raises his blade, but Sidious speaks and stays his hand, explaining that the First Order was merely a harbinger of what he could bring about. A threat from the Supreme Leader seems to amuse Sidious, who assures the Supreme Leader that he has died before, and issues a familiar promise: the dark side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

Ren asks what Sidious would give him; the Dark Lord replies simply: "Everything."

At the surface, the ice cracks and yields as innumerable Star Destroyers ascend from the frozen sea into the tempestuous sky.

With this, an ominously smiling Sidious offers the Final Order command in exchange of Ren killing Rey and so end the Jedi Order, in the act becoming what his legendary grandfather could not, and so that the younger man will take his place as Emperor when the Resistance ends. However, he also issues a warning: that Rey is not who he expects.

A vital mission

Meanwhile, on the Millennium Falcon, ex-stormtrooper Finn and Resistance pilot Poe Dameron engage the Wookiee Chewbacca in an intense game of dejarik. The Wookiee takes some time considering his next move, and his human opponents jokingly suggest that he may be cheating. The implication infuriates Chewbacca, forcing Finn and Poe to calm him. Before their game can resume, an alarm sounds from the cockpit. Passing Klaud, a Resistance technician, in the corridor, the trio arrive in their seats just as the Falcon exits hyperspace.

The Falcon arrives at the Sinta Glacier Colony to meet a Resistance informant, the Ovissian Boolio, who tells them about a spy and gives them a message in the form of a data encoder, ordering them to give it to Leia. Finn proceeds to insert the message into R2-D2.

Before more can be said, several squadrons of TIE fighters scream into the system, prepared to take down the Falcon. As Finn prepares for the action and heads to the gunner cockpit, Boolio tells him to win the war before heading off.

Forced to head into the depths of the colony by a wall of TIEs, the Falcon destroys a number of its pursuers before jumping to hyperspace through one of the colony's walls. The remaining fighters pursue them regardless, and Poe begins lightspeed skipping through a number of systems, whose dangers the First Order pilots are unable to evade. Poe is able to outmaneuver the enemy, though his reckless trick-flying heavily damages the Falcon.

A Jedi rises

On the jungle world of Ajan Kloss, which serves as the hidden base of the Resistance, Rey meditates solemnly, floating in the air alongside a number of rocks. She tries to maintain her composure and balance, but ultimately fails and, with a sigh, lowers herself to the ground. General Leia Organa, who had been watching nearby, comforts the discouraged acolyte, assuring her that nothing is impossible and that she will be able to commune with the Jedi who came before her, as she hopes to.

Reinvigorated, Rey accepts Anakin Skywalker's lightsaber and takes off running on another bout with her training course. She expertly runs and leaps through the obstacles, imbuing her actions with the Force. She blocks every bolt from her hovering training droid, but pauses and stares as it is revealed that Kylo Ren, to whom she is bound through the Force, is communing with his grandfather's helmet and speaking to her from his chambers far across the galaxy.

A vision, shared with Ren, terrifies the Jedi: the ascensions of the Sith Eternal fleet above Exegol; the face of her murdered mentor and Ren's father, Han Solo; the pained words of her master, Luke Skywalker, as she tapped into the dark side; her duel with and alongside Ren against the Praetorian Guards of Snoke; the departure of her parents from Jakku, leaving her behind in the grip of Unkar Plutt. Distracted by the vision, she ultimately batters the training remote with her staff, but damages BB-8 in the process. Rescuing the droid from beneath the tree that had collapsed on him, Rey returns to the base and concedes to Leia that she feels tired and unready to wield the saber of her master. BB-8 excitedly volunteers to take up the mantle, which Rey dismisses; smiling, Leia kindly reminds her never to underestimate a droid.

Some time later, in the midst of Rey's studies of the ancient texts she retrieved from the First Jedi Temple, the Falcon returns. It has been, however, severely damaged in the course of its escape from the First Order squadrons; Rey berates a fatigued Dameron for this, but he rebuffs her by noting that BB-8 is in similarly poor condition due to her earlier training accident. Rey dismisses the pilot, quipping that he's a difficult man, before hugging Finn, who jokingly joins her in condemning his companion. Although Rey is further angered by the revelation that Poe lightspeed skipped with the Falcon, a maneuver that the aging freighter cannot support, but the pilot admits the true cause of his concern: Rey is "the best fighter the Resistance has," but she has spent her time since Crait training and furthering her knowledge of the Force rather than participating in the war against the First Order. "We need you out there, not here," Dameron says before stalking off to begin briefing the Resistance on the information his group had obtained.

Poe cheerlessly informs those gathered that the message sent across the galaxy is confirmed: the Emperor has returned, heading an unprecedented fleet, with ambitions of vengeance and conquest. Rose Tico is dubious that the Emperor has truly risen again; Beaumont Kin raises the point of cloning and that the dark side held secrets only the Sith knew. Dameron further exposits that the designs of Darth Sidious have led to the creation of the Final Order, true successor to the Empire. In sixteen hours, the armada will embark from Exegol on a mission of galactic subjugation.

C-3PO chimes in, noting that Exegol is not on any star maps, and is described in lore as the Hidden World of the Sith. With this dismal news, the Resistance quietly debates their options until Rey, holding up one of her tomes, informs Leia that she needs to speak with the general privately. Showing her pages in the book, Rey explains that Luke had been searching for a wayfinder much the same way his former apprentice Ren had been doing, with a similar goal of reaching Exegol. However, his hunt had been left incomplete at its final step; if the Resistance could complete it, they could locate the wayfinder and use it to reach Exegol. Leia refuses to support this new mission, claiming that it is too dangerous, but the scavenger admits that she will go with or without the general's blessing, knowing that her newest mentor would do the same.

Accepting this, Leia dispatches her student to the desert of Pasaana, where a contact will be waiting. Though Rey plans to go alone, Poe, Chewie, and Finn tell her that they will accompany her. Though initially unwilling to accept the help and claiming she must accomplish the task alone, with a small speech from Finn, Rey accepts their aid. C-3PO also joins the group aboard the Falcon as it undergoes repairs, stating to R2-D2 before departure that, should he not survive, the astromech was the "best friend he ever had."

Finn briefly says farewell to Tico, confident that he will return, and Rey speaks once more with Leia, wishing that she could tell the princess of Alderaan everything she wanted to. Reassuring her student once again, Leia simply says: "tell me when you get back." The two hug, and Rey, emboldened, departs with her friends aboard the Falcon.

Rise of a dark warrior

A metalsmith, Symeong Sith alchemist Albrekh, stiches Ren's helmet back together as he looks on surrounded by his Knights of Ren. With that, the Supreme Leader convenes a meeting of the First Order Council aboard his Star Destroyer, including General Armitage Hux and Allegiant General Enric Pryde.

Ren, who has found and killed Boolio, slams Boolio's bloody, decapitated head on the table and informs them that they have a spy in their midst, but that it is irrelevant. A moment of tense silence leads him to ask if Hux, his rival in the First Order power structure, is troubled by his appearance; the general quietly dismisses this concern, while another officer says that she likes Ren's reassembled helmet.

Quinn speaks up, dismissing the Sith Eternal as "a cult, conjurers and soothsayers." Pryde refutes these concerns, stating that the resources of the First Order will be increased ten thousand fold by the incorporation of the Sith fleet into their own ranks. With a spiteful glance at a glowering Hux, Pryde notes that the influence of this ancient power will "correct the error of Starkiller Base." Unconvinced, Quinn wonders aloud if the ships are truly a gift, and what Palpatine might demand in return. In response, Ren brutally chokes the general through the Force and lifts his body to the ceiling without even looking at him.

The fallen Jedi then commands his officers to prepare to crush any worlds that will defy the Order, and that he and his acolytes will be hunting the scavenger.

Mission to Pasaana

The Falcon comes out of hyperspace over the desert planet of Pasaana. They land at Luke's coordinates and arrive at the Aki-Aki Festival of the Ancestors. Wandering among the crowd for a while, the group tries to keep a low profile. As Rey gazes at some Aki Aki youngsters, a child approaches her. Translated by 3PO, the child says she is named Nambi Ghima and offers a necklace to Rey, who smiles and accepts the kind gesture. When Ghima inquires as to the Jedi acolyte's family name, she replies that she doesn't have one.

At that moment, Kylo Ren establishes a connection with Rey through their bond. Speaking to her through this, Ren informs his quarry that Palpatine wants her dead. Rey comments that he is serving another master, but the fallen Jedi dismisses this, stating that he has plans of his own. After insisting that he will turn her to the dark side, Ren reaches out and grabs her necklace, pulling it through the Force into his own hands. Rey realizes the First Order will soon be coming and runs off to warn her friends.

As they reconvene and prepare to escape, a stormtrooper finds them but is quickly shot by a mysterious figure. This masked savior asks Rey and her team to follow him. Once they enter a transport, he reveals himself to be Lando Calrissian, the man who destroyed the second Death Star at the Battle of Endor many years prior. He shows them a hologram of a Sith wayfinder and explains that only two were ever created. He further reveals that he once accompanied Luke on a mission to track a man named Ochi, whom they believed held information key to locating one of the devices, but when they arrived, they found his ship abandoned. Lando apparently remained behind on Pasaana. The old hero of the Rebellion offers them directions to Ochi's ship, which remains in the desert where he left it.

Squadrons of TIEs and First Order dropships fly overhead as the crew hurries through the crowds to the fringes of the festival, eventually stealing a pair of skiff speeders. They are quickly spotted, however, and First Order treadspeeders begin a fierce pursuit, aided by jet troopers. They prove no match for the gang of heroes and are swiftly dispatched, though the chase drives the speeders into the Sinking Fields, where the damage done by the troopers fells them and sends the heroes into the quicksand.

They fall through it into a web of caves below the surface, quickly joining up as they use the glow of the Skywalker blade and Poe's diminutive flashlight to guide themselves through the confusing network of tunnels. The group eventually locates Ochi's remains, revealing that the Jedi hunter was swallowed by the sands and never escaped. Alongside his bones is a dagger that Rey senses has a dark past, while 3PO recognizes that it is inscribed with the ancient language of the Sith and is unable to translate due to restrictions on his programming. Dameron laments to the droid that this is "the one time we need you to talk, and you can't."

As they are about to depart and look for a way out, the team is cornered by an aggressive vexis. They prepare to fight the beast, but Rey notices that the serpent is injured. Using Force healing, Rey manages to appease the creature, which tunnels through the rock to create an escape for the team. At the same time, it is revealed that the Knights of Ren have arrived on Pasaana, and are hunting them.

The team hurries to Ochi's ship. As they near it, Rey pauses, the Force having informed her that Ren has arrived. She sends her friends ahead to the ship before running back into the desert to confront her nemesis. In the distance, Ren's new TIE fighter roars through the desert only meters above the sand. As it nears her, Rey runs into a leap and, as the ship flies beneath her, she severs a wing with her lightsaber and sends the ship into a tailspin. It crashes in a fireball some distance away.

During this time, however, Chewbacca and the dagger have been captured by the Knights and stormtroopers while the Wookiee was leaving to retrieve Rey. Finn observes the latter forcing the Wookiee onto a transport, and runs to Rey to inform her of this. Kylo Ren, having emerged from the wreckage of his ship, advances across the desert and engages in a duel of the Force with Rey, each of them pulling the First Order transport to their side. In this struggle, Rey accidentally releases a burst of Force lightning, destroying the vessel and seemingly killing Chewbacca. Ren allows the Jedi and her allies to escape in Ochi's vessel, as his own troops have captured the Falcon.

As the Jedi hunter's ship hurries away from Pasaana, Rey mourns that she has apparently killed Chewbacca. Finn attempts to reassure her, stating that he knows the good person he believes her to be, but she dismisses his words, claiming that no one knows the truth behind who she is. As the wookiee had the dagger, a further setback is revealed: they have no way to reach Exegol. C-3PO, however, reveals that he has retained the information from the dagger in his memory. A plan to hack the protocol droid's programming restrictions is formed, and following a tip from Poe, the heroes set course for Kijimi. During the trip, BB-8 finds and reactivates the droid D-O on Ochi's ship.

A new mission

The heroes of the Resistance make their way to the snow-dusted planet of Kijimi to execute their plan to discover what secrets the Dagger held. The Resistance team arrives on the planet and bump into Zorii Bliss and her crew. She reveals that Poe has a colorful past, once worked as a spice runner and still owes her money. A skirmish occurs before Rey gets the upper hand and Zorii agrees to bring them to Babu Frik to hack C-3PO's programming to read the Sith language on the Dagger. Unknown to them, the Knights of Ren have tracked them there.

Zorii Bliss brings them through a back alley and into a little bar in order to get to the droid ship. Frik tells everyone that he can unlock the message to be read, but in doing so C-3PO's memory will be wiped. Still reeling from the loss of Chewbacca, the heroes argue about finding another way to get the job done, but in an act of self-sacrifice C-3PO voluntarily consent to the modifications, knowing that he will be lost in the act. Frik completes the hack and 3PO is now able to read the message inscribed on the Dagger.

The translated text points them to the location of Emperor's wayfinder. Having served his purpose, 3PO's memory wipe begins and he shuts down. Once the memory wipe is complete, 3PO reboots with a completely empty memory.

Outside the bar, Zorii and Poe reminisce about old times. There is some lingering connection there even though they had some sort of falling out in the past. Poe tries to convince Zorii to join them. She turns him down, but she understands the good in what Poe is trying to do and gives him a First Order Captain's Medallion as a gesture of goodwill to help them get through First Order security. She had been saving to buy this medallion on the black market as her ticket off Kijimi and away from her spice running days, but she gives it to Poe.

As the First Order arrives, Rey senses that Chewie is alive. As the heroes escape on Ochi's ship, the group makes the decision to use the passage device to board the Star Destroyer and recapture the Falcon and save Chewie. The device works, and their ship lands without question. Rey uses a mind trick to confuse the stormtroopers, enabling them to find Chewie; though Rey splits off, feeling as if something is calling to her. Meanwhile, Poe and Finn find Chewie, but their rescue attempt fails and they are all taken captive.

The calling Rey feels is caused by the dagger which draws her to it in Kylo's living quarters. Rey finds and grabs Ochi's blade, but when she does, it gives her visions of what happened to her parents. Ochi found and killed them with that dagger and that her parents were trying to hide her from Ochi. When she breaks free of the vision a bond with Kylo begins.

He discovers that she is on his Star Destroyer and a lightsaber duel breaks out between the two of them across two different locations, Kylo on the surface of Kijimi and Rey aboard the Star Destroyer. During this encounter, Kylo reveals that there is more to the story behind Rey and her parents. Ochi was sent to find and recover Rey, not kill her. Her parents just got in the way, so he killed them. She is still wanted for the darkness that resides within her. It's clear that by this point, Kylo is fully committed to the Sith Lord's mission for him.

A new revelation

Kylo Ren reveals to Rey the truth about her origins and the nature of their bond.

When it appears that all is lost for Finn, Poe, and Chewie, who have been captured by the First Order, General Hux arrives and surprisingly not only allows them to escape but points them in the direction of the Falcon. Hux was the mole within the First Order that Finn and Poe had received information from. When asked, he tells them that he wasn't doing it to help the Resistance, but rather because he didn't want Kylo Ren to win.

Ren arrives and faces off Rey, in which he reveals that she is Sidious' granddaughter; her father was the son of the Emperor. He also reveals that they are a dyad in the Force, two that are one in the Force. Then, Kylo once again offers for Rey to join him, but she refuses, escaping in the Falcon.

After they leave, Pryde kills Hux for treason against the First Order and assumes control of the First Order military. The Emperor contacts Pryde and demands that he use one of the specially equipped Star Destroyers to destroy Kijimi as an act of loyalty and Pryde complies. Pryde tells Kylo that even though they don't have the dagger, they know where the Resistance is going because they scanned it while it was still in their possession.

Mission to Kef Bir

The information learned from C-3PO's translation of the dagger's writing leads to the location of a second wayfinder device which turns out to be aboard the wreckage of the second Death Star on the ocean moon of Kef Bir.

The team eventually meets a woman named Jannah. She heard about them from Babu Frik and at their urging, offers to take them to the location of the wayfinder the next day.

While fixing the Falcon with Finn, Jannah reveals she was once a stormtrooper known as TZ-1719 and that her whole tribe were former troopers. They mutinied at a battle in which they were told to fire on civilians.

But soon, the group realizes they had not seen Rey. She had, in fact, taken a skimmer and was headed to get the wayfinder.

Rey uses the dagger to locate the wayfinder by aligning a plate hidden in the hilt with a specific part of the Death Star's wreckage, and discovering the two shapes match perfectly. Upon contacting the wayfinder, she envisions herself as a Sith; a short duel between Rey and the Sith vision ensues. Shortly after, Kylo, having tracked the group to Kef Bir, finds and destroys the wayfinder to prevent her to face Sidious alone. Rey becomes furious and duels him. Ren, however, gets the upper hand, but as a dying Leia calls to Kylo by his name Ben through the Force, Rey impales him. Sensing Leia's death, Rey regreats her action, and heals Ren. She confesses to him that she did wanted to join him and take his hand as Ben Solo. She then takes his TIE whisper to exile herself to Ahch-To, still shaken about her own actions and by her Sith lineage.

As she prepares to throw the Skywalker lightsaber into the burning wreckage of Kylo's TIE whisper, Luke's Force spirit appears. He tells the story of Leia's Jedi training and encourages Rey to face the Emperor as he faced Darth Vader, giving Leia's lightsaber and his old X-wing. Rey leaves for Exegol, using the wayfinder on Kylo's ship.

On Kef Bir, Kylo converses with a vision of Han Solo, his father, and throws his lightsaber into the water near the wreckage of the Death Star, reclaiming his identity as Ben Solo.

Upon the Steadfast, the Emperor communes with Pryde over a hologram. The Sith Lord discusses the failure of the late Kylo Ren before Pryde, now de facto leader of the First Order. Pryde, a loyal Imperial during the time of the Empire prior to the Galactic Civil War, pledges the organization to the Final Order to the Emperor. The Emperor then commands Pryde to join him on Exegol, and informs the Allegiant General that a Xyston-class Star Destroyer from the Sith fleet is to be transferred to the First Order, intending to prove the General's loyalty by ordering him to send it to a planet with ties to the Resistance. Subsequently, Pryde has the Star Destroyer sent to destroy Kijimi with its axial superlaser at the Emperor's behest. With the deed done, the Sith fleet on Exegol sees itself headed by Pryde aboard the Steadfast.

Confrontation on Exegol

Rey arrives on Exegol and transmits her location to the Resistance. She confronts Darth Sidious and the Sith Eternal, who demands that she kill him to transfer his spirit into Rey. The Resistance engages in battle with the Sith Lord's fleet, though they are overpowered, suffering losses like Temmin Wexley.

Ben overpowers the Knights of Ren and arrives to help Rey, but Sidious rejuvenates himself by absorbing the life essences of Rey and Ben and then disables the Resistance fleet above with Force lightning. The Emperor tells Ben that he will be the last Skywalker and uses the Force to throw him into a nearby chasm, seemingly killing him.

A weakened Rey hears the voices of past Jedi (Obi-Wan Kenobi, Qui-Gon Jinn, Ahsoka Tano, Yoda, Mace Windu, Kanan Jarrus, Aayla Secura, Luminara Unduli, Adi Gallia, Luke Skywalker, and Anakin Skywalker), who lend their strength and encourage her to continue on. The Emperor furiously attempts to destroy Rey with lightning, but she deflects it back towards him using the two lightsabers, disintegrating his body and killing Darth Sidious once and for all. However, Rey dies from the effort of the powerful attack.

A hand appears at the edge of the chasm and an injured Ben pulls himself up, falling to his knees beside Rey and pulling her dead body into his lap. He embraces Rey's body. Pulling away, Ben puts his hand on her stomach and uses the Force to resurrect her. Rey awakens, smiling at Ben and touching his cheek gently. The two embrace before Rey kisses him. Moments later, Ben falls backward and vanishes, having given his remaining life essence to her. His body fades away at the same moment that Leia's body becomes one with the Force.

After returning for Finn and Jannah, Lando leads the Resistance, now backed by reinforcements, including Zorii Bliss; who were able to destroy the remainder of the Sith Lord's armada, ending the First Order-Resistance war and beginning a new age of peace across the galaxy.

A war ends

The Resistance and the galaxy at large celebrate their victory. Maz Kanata bestows Chewbacca with a Medal of Bravery, which Han was awarded following the Battle of Yavin. Poe and Zorii exchange a look and it seems like Poe is trying to ask Zorii if she would like to celebrate with him privately, to which she shakes her head. Jannah asks Lando where he is from and he tells her that he is from the Gold system. Lando in turn asks Jannah where she is from, and she tells him that she doesn't know, and Lando responds by saying "well, lets find out". Rey then returns and shares a hug with Finn and Poe.

Rey visits the Lars homestead on Tatooine, where she buries Anakin and Leia's lightsabers in the sand, having now built her own— a black-handled lightsaber with a yellow blade. A local asks her name and, seeing spirits of Luke and Leia look on, Rey gives her name as "Rey Skywalker". Rey and BB-8 then watch the twin suns of Tatooine rise.


When the movies were all done we cheered wildly for them!

Qin: SO AWESOME!

Drakkon: You think there would've been time for Luke to treat Vader's wounds?

Me: I don't think he knew how back then.

Luke Skywalker: He's right. Those wounds were too life-threatening.

Me: Being shocked like that by Force Lightning really took its told on him.

Anakin: That is true.

Sakura Knudson: Yeah.

Camie: But the revelation where Vader revealed that he was Luke's father REALLY BLEW my mind.

Me: Blew all of us.

Han Solo: That is for sure.

Qin: Yeah.

Blastertron: Scanning which movie to participate in.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire eyes glowed and turned into rainbow colors, and he had a vision of what's about to happen, and who we're going to confront today: it was our old enemy, Kylo Ren, and he's come back yet again for revenge on me. When we all saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Nico: Whoa, Lincoln, what's up?

Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we got an emergency. I had a vision of who we're going to confront today: it's our old enemy, Kylo Ren, and he's come back yet again for revenge on J.D. for destroying him and for destroying The Sith.

We gasped.

Me: That bastard, I should've known he'd come back one day, and it's also perfect because today is Star Wars Day. Lincoln, where's Kylo Ren at?

Lincoln: He's on the planet Crait, and he's extremely pissed off beyond imagination.

Nico: Then, it'll also be his final resting place, that Sith monster will pay for all his crimes against the galaxy especially for what he did in killing his own father in cold blood!

Me: That's something that'll never leave us. Alright, let's get going to Crait to celebrate Star Wars Day and deal with Kylo Ren.

Nico: Yep.

Camie: What does it say about Kylo Ren?

Me: Well you guys will not like him.

I went over his history.


Kylo Ren, born Ben Solo, is the central antagonist of the Star Wars sequel trilogy, serving as the central antagonist of the first installment Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens and the main antagonist of the second installment Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi before he progressively becomes the deuteragonist of the final installment Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker. He is also the overarching antagonist of Season 2 of the 2018-2020 animated television series Star Wars Resistance and the titular protagonist of the 2019-2020 comic miniseries The Rise of Kylo Ren.

He is the dark, powerful, and extremely wrathful master of the Knights of Ren, as well as the apprentice of Supreme Leader Snoke, before killing him and becoming the new Supreme Leader of the First Order. He was born as the son of Han Solo and Leia Organa, the nephew of Luke Skywalker, the grandson of Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader and Padmé Amidala. He is also the archenemy-turned-ally of Rey, Emperor Palpatine's granddaughter, who is his love interest besides being connected with him through a dyad in the Force.

He was portrayed by Adam Driver, who also played Jacques le Gris in The Last Duel and Henry McHenry in Annette.

Ren was born as Ben Solo, the son of Han Solo and Leia Organa, a year after Episode VI - Return of the Jedi, in which his parents and uncle Luke defeated the Galactic Empire and its leader Emperor Palpatine. He proved to be sensitive to the Force like his mother and uncle.

Fearing that Ben was too much like his maternal grandfather Darth Vader, Leia sent him to Luke to teach him about the ways of the Force and become a Jedi. However, Luke sensed a force of darkness inside Ben and contemplated on killing him, but could not bear himself to do so because it would break both Leia and Han's hearts. However, Ben soon learned of Luke's intentions and took this as a sign of betrayal, fearing that he'll never be as powerful as he wanted to be. This insecurity is what allowed Supreme Leader Snoke, the leader of the evil First Order organization, to corrupt Ben's mind. Snoke was actually a creation of Emperor Palpatine that was once again trying to manipulate a Skywalker to fall to the dark side of the Force. Sensing that Ben was on the edge of being turned to the dark, Luke decided to go to Ben's hut - located away from the Jedi Temple - and to talk to him about it. He went into the hut where he found Ben sleeping. To his horror, Luke sensed the darkness in Ben and realized that he had already been corrupted by Palpatine through Snoke.

For instance, Luke thought that killing Ben would end the danger and he drew his lightsaber but immediately ignored the thought. However, it was too late. Waking up at the sound of the lightsaber, Ben saw his armed uncle standing above him. Surprised by Luke's betrayal, Ben brought down the entire hut with his Jedi powers in an attempt to defend himself, burying Luke underneath. In this same night Luke's Jedi Temple was destroyed by lightning and most his pupils where killed. Ben took the blame for the Temple's destruction and left to meet Snoke feeling that he had nowhere else to go. Meanwhile, when Luke finally freed himself from under the hut, he only found death and destruction around him.

Later, Ben would join the Knights of Ren and become their master after killing their former leader, adopting "Kylo Ren" as his new name. He would also don a uniform similar to the one of a Sith, with a black cloak and a mask (resembling Darth Revan's Sith attire from the Legends series) and officially join the First Order as Snoke's disciple and a warlord of the First Order. He also developed a rivalry with General Hux for Snoke's appreciation.

The reason for Ben becoming evil was not just Snoke's corruption and Luke's supposed betrayal, but also his parents' tumultuous relationship, given Han's career as a smuggler and Leia's role as a political figure. 6 years prior to events of The Force Awakens, Leia's political enemy Carise Sindian exposed her parentage to the public, which is likely the reason how Ben learned that he was the grandson of Darth Vader.

Kylo Ren is mentioned in the episode "The Children from Tehar", in which he murdered a prominent family in the village on Tehar. The children witnessed him wielding a lightsaber, which they've heard in the old stories about the Jedi. Kazuda Xiono reported this to the Resistance, the information was later sent to General Leia Organa. He later appears in the Season Two finale "The Escape", which takes place after the events of The Last Jedi.

In retaliation against the Aeosians who supported the Resistance, a fleet of Resurgent-class Star Destroyers invaded their homeworld of Aeos Prime and devastated it. After completing the orbital bombardment, First Order Security Bureau Agent Tierny and Stormtrooper Commander Pyre reported their actions to General Hux but found Supreme Leader Kylo Ren waiting on the other side of the holoprojector.

Ren had been keeping track of Pyre and Tierny's failure to defeat Colossus resistance and declared that he would not tolerate the existence of any Resistance cell. Reaching out through the Force, Ren influenced the two to stand and point their blasters at each other. He then severed the transmission, leaving his subordinates with an ominous warning about the price for failure.

Though they managed to locate the Colossus station in the Barabesh system, the ensuing battle did not turn in the First Order's favor. Betrayed by the TIE fighter pilot DT-533, the First Order failed to prevent the Resistance operatives Kazuda Xiono and Jarek Yeager from warning their allies of the impending attack. Rather than retreat, however, the citizenry of the Colossus held their ground against the forces of the First Order. While the Ace Squadron intensified their attack run on the Resurgent Star Destroyer, Tierny received a transmission from Supreme Leader Ren. She beseeched him to send reinforcements, but Ren rejected her request, declaring the First Order had no tolerance for the weak. Once again, he reached out with the Force, but this time Tierny found herself struggling to breathe as Ren unleashed his final punishment on the First Order agent.

The hunt for Skywalker caused Ren to undertake a journey the planet Pillio. Although San Tekka was not found on the world, the First Order's allies captured and detained Del Meeko, a veteran of the Galactic Civil War who served the Empire and New Republic, in turn, as a member of Inferno Squad. Upon his arrival, the dark warrior was greeted by Protectorate Gleb of Jinata Security. Dismissive of the formalities, he instructed the Aqualish officer to lead him to Meeko. He found the former soldier wounded and alone on the bridge of the Raider II-class corvette Corvus.

Ignoring the prisoner's sarcasm, Ren used the Force to probe through Meeko's mind, determined to learn where San Tekka took the map. For all of Meeko's efforts to resist the probe, invading his mind was a relatively simple task for Ren, who saw memories ranging across the former commando's life—from his service on Scarif as a coastal defender stormtrooper to his participation in the Battle of Endor and the skirmish on Vardos. He also learned that Meeko encountered Skywalker on Pillio and subsequently discovered his faith in the Force. Ultimately, Meeko was unable to resist Ren's powers and revealed that San Tekka took the map with him to Bayora.

Having gained the information he sought, Ren turned the prisoner over to First Order officer Gideon Hask, one of Meeko's former teammates in the Inferno Squad prior to the Empire's fall, who executed Meeko shortly thereafter.

Knowing that somewhere on the planet Jakku there is a map leading the way to Luke, Kylo arrives on the planet. His stormtroopers quickly round up all citizens of the nearby village, including village elder Lor San Tekka, who gives the map to Resistance pilot Poe Dameron before Kylo arrives. Poe witnesses the chaos the troops cause and gives the map to his droid BB-8, telling him to get away as far as possible. Kylo interrogates San Tekka, who recognizes him as Han's son and tells him that he cannot run away from the family he was born into. Kylo then murders the man with his lightsaber and orders Captain Phasma to kill all the captured villagers before putting the village off the map.

While the First Order Stormtroopers carry out the gruesome task, one of them, Finn, does not participate in the slaughter. Poe, witnessing the murder from a hiding spot, fires his blaster at Kylo, but Kylo stops the laser blast midair, freezing it. Kylo then uses the Force to overpower Poe and has the stormtroopers take him captive. After Poe is brought onboard, Kylo leaves the scene and frees the frozen laser blast. Aboard the Resurgent-class Star Destroyer Finalizer, Kylo interrogates Poe and questions the location of the map. Poe's unwillingness to cooperate prompts Kylo to torture him using the Force to the point where he gives in and confesses the location. He sends his troops back to Jakku to find BB-8, who has already met a scavenger named Rey. Poe is then saved by Finn, who has chosen to turn against the First Order, and escapes with him to Jakku. After being told about Poe's escape, Kylo furiously demolishes the ship's interior with his lightsaber.

After Finn and Rey have met Han and Chewbacca, Kylo talks with Snoke, who tells him that the droid is aboard the Millennium Falcon and that he soon will have to face his father. Kylo replies that, with Snoke's training, he is prepared and will not be seduced by the light, but Snoke nonetheless calls it the hardest test Kylo has to face. Then, after General Hux's speech, Kylo witnesses the destruction of the New Republic's capital planet as well as the Republic fleet by Starkiller Base. Right after, Kylo tracks the signal of the Millennium Falcon to Takodana. While his soldiers attack the building Finn and Han are in, Kylo tracks down Rey in the forest. Upon finding her, Kylo demands to know the location of BB-8, but after realizing that Rey has already seen the map, he takes her captive, planning to get the information out of her mind. Kylo tells his troops to retreat, as he now deems BB-8 unimportant.

Kylo brings Rey to Starkiller Base. When Rey expresses discomfort in being chased by a "creature in a mask", Kylo takes off his helmet, revealing how young he really is, and Rey looks at him suprised. When she refuses to tell him Luke's location, Kylo uses the Force to search her mind. While looking into her memories, Kylo senses how lonely she was on Jakku, he sees that she dreams about an ocean surrounding an island, and that she sees Han Solo as the father she never had. He then comments that she would be disappointed with Han as a father. Ren tries to search further, but is surprised when Rey blocks him out of her head, instead reading his mind and revealing his greatest fear: That he will never be as powerful as Darth Vader. Disturbed by the fact Rey is actually strong with the Force, Kylo leaves the room, leaving Rey behind with a stormtrooper guard.

Kylo seeks his master for guidance, and tells him that Rey is strong with the Force and that she had resisted the interrogation. Snoke replies he sensed that his apprentice has compassion for the girl and that Kylo's own weakness must be what is preventing him from overpowering her, not her strength. Snoke tells Kylo to bring Rey before him. But while Kylo is not in the room, Rey uses a Force trick on the stormtrooper to force him to free her. When Ren returns to see Rey's chair empty, he flies into a berserk rage and destroys the room's interior with his lightsaber while calling the guards, prompting two nearby stormtroopers to leave the scene before Kylo can harm them.

After witnessing the power of Starkiller Base, the Resistance plans to destroy the facility before the First Order can destroy them with it. Han, Chewbacca, and Finn plan to infiltrate the base to turn off its shield generators as well as to save Rey. Before they leave, Leia tells Han to try to get their son back, which he promises. At Starkiller Base, they deactivate the generators and rig parts of the facility with explosives. Kylo, who is present on the base, senses his father's presence and tries to find him.

Han instead sees Kylo, who is just crossing a bridge; he then calls out to him by saying his birth name, Ben, and approaches his son. Although Kylo states that Ben Solo was weak and therefore eliminated by Kylo Ren, Han tells him that Snoke corrupted him and that he still has the choice to change. He also tells his son to come home, as his mother misses him. This touches Kylo, who admits that he is torn. Knowing that he would feel drawn to his family as long as his father is there, Kylo begs Han to help him in executing the choice he has made. Han promises to help him and Kylo slowly hands him his lightsaber. But then Kylo activates his lightsaber and thrusts it into his father's chest, thanking him for making this choice possible, as without his father, he believes that his ties to the Light Side are forever severed. Han fondly touches his son's face one last time before he falls to his death into the abyss, causing Kylo to feel a little remorseful of what he had done to his father. Chewbacca, furious about his friend's death, activates the explosives and shoots at Ren, hitting him and dropping him to the ground.

Kylo sees Rey and Finn leave the building, then pursues the two into the frozen woods outside of Starkiller Base where he confronts them. Rey calls Kylo a monster and tries to attack Kylo but he uses the Force to throw her far off into the trees, knocking her out. While Kylo accuses Finn for being a traitor and demands him to hand over Anakin's lightsaber, Finn refuses and activates it. The two engage in a furious sword fight in which Kylo injures Finn by ramming the crossguard of his lightsaber into his shoulder. Though both of them are hit and injured multiple times, Kylo in the end defeats Finn by slicing his back, causing Finn to drop the lightsaber and fall to the ground unconscious. Kylo then tries to use the Force to get his grandfather's lightsaber, but the lightsaber flies right past him into the hands of Rey. This surprises Kylo and for a moment he stands looking at her fascinated. Rey ignites the saber and now angrily attacks Kylo. As a climactic fight progresses, the Resistance manages to destroy Starkiller Base, which results in a massive earthquake which creates deep rifts in the surrounding landscape; one of these chasms opens right behind Kylo and Rey.

Kylo drives Rey towards the edge of the rift. While pressing his lightsaber against hers, Kylo offers to train Rey instead of pushing her down, hinting that he has no true intention to kill her. This, however, causes Rey to realize her potential and, with the Force, she drives Kylo back, hitting him multiple times with her lightsaber and eventually slicing him across the face, scarring him. Badly injured, a defeated Kylo drops to the ground, but before Rey can finish him off, a rift opens right between them, separating Rey from Kylo. Chewbacca then steers the Millennium Falcon towards Rey and she boards the ship with Finn's comatose body, leaving Kylo behind on the imploding planet. Shortly before the ultimate destruction of the planet, Snoke gives Hux the order to evacuate Starkiller Base and to bring Kylo before him so that Kylo's training can be completed.

Though Kylo is only last seen when a rift separates him from Rey, he fails to prevent the return of the Jedi when Rey finally finds Luke and tries to convince the last surviving Jedi Master in the galaxy to rebuild the Jedi Order once more with her aid.

Following the destruction of Starkiller Base, Kylo feels that he is growing weaker ever since he killed his father; even a disappointed Snoke compares Kylo unfavorably to Vader by calling him an immature child hiding behind a mask, a statement that left Kylo very angry, causing him to destroy his mask and even tried to attack Snoke, only to be quickly beaten to the ground with a single burst of Force lightning. As Snoke becomes delighted to hear that Hux found a way to constantly track down the Resistance fleet and deduce their current location through hyperspace and orders Hux to lead a series of assaults on the Resistance fleet, Kylo decides to intervene to try to regain his master's acceptance, unaware that Snoke was merely inspiring him to make him go deeper into the dark side.

During the initial attack on the Resistance ship, MC85 Stat Cruiser Raddus, Kylo uses his own TIE silencer to attack, but hesitates after learning that his mother Leia is onboard the ship. However, his wingman Poldin LeHuse relentlessly continued the attack on the Raddus, killing everyone onboard, though Leia saved herself by using the Force to pull herself to safety, while Poldin LeHuse is then shot down by the Free Virgillia-class Bunkerbuster Ninka in response, leaving a saddened Kylo in tears, as he is unable to do anything to help his mother.

Around the same time, Kylo and Rey discovered they had a Force-bond, which later is revealed to be the result of them being a dyad in the Force. During their Force Bond connections, they can communicate through their minds, and even see and touch across spaces. Ren at first tried to control Rey but found he could not, as they were too far and he is quick to realize that she is not projecting herself as it would kill her with her current abilities instantly, but he manages to find out that Luke is currently her mentor. Ren, fascinated by his connection to Rey, sought to understand it better and soon it reached levels where they can see each other's feelings and he grows attached to her, even showing a level of sadness when she referred to him as a monster and somewhat ominously warning her of Luke due to his past experiences.

Seeking to squash Rey's hopes of her parents being any significant, when they connected again, Ren was at the time bare to the chest yet he still taunts Rey for continuing to want parental figures and reveals Luke's attempt to kill him while he was sleeping caused him to turn to the dark side. In one of their later connections, Ren and Rey finally genuinely bond over their common sentiment of abandonment and loneliness, touching hands across spaces. This moment is interrupted by Luke, who deactivated it with his regained Force powers. Nevertheless, Rey decides to bring Kylo back into the light side in hopes that the war would end peacefully but Ren believes otherwise. He believes that Rey is destined to join him and turn to the dark side. To that end, Rey surrenders herself to Kylo in the Mega-class Star Dreadnought Supremacy, and he takes her into custody.

Being brought over to Snoke's throne room occupied by Snoke and his Elite Praetorian Guards, Rey is horrified to learn that Snoke plans to use his Force skills to torture her into giving out the location of Luke so that he can destroy the Jedi legacy and cement the First Order's reign across the galaxy. Snoke even confessed that he used the connection between Rey and Kylo as part of his plan. However, this reveal also infuriates Kylo, that realized the manipulation and abuse of his master and that had developed feelings for Rey during their interactions. As Snoke psychologically tortures Rey, he sadistically orders Kylo to kill her by gloating of his ability to read Kylo's mind and calling the girl a 'foolish child' for believing that his apprentice would betray him. However, Kylo tricked him into believing he's striking Rey but activated the Skywalker lightsaber and used it to slice Snoke in half by the waist, killing him instantly in an act of treachery.

After helping Kylo finish off Snoke's guards, Rey tries to convince him to return to the light and help the Resistance as he finally killed off Snoke for good. Unfortunately, despite of his feelings for Rey, Kylo has no intention in returning to the light or helping the Resistance. Instead he holds out his hand to Rey and offers her a place by his side to build a legacy far more different from that of either Snoke's or Luke's, letting the past, the Jedi, the Sith, and all old things die. Rey hesitates, but in the end, refuses to take his hand even after he pleaded to her. She escapes completely heartbroken and disappointed that he wouldn't come with her. Then, Kylo is found alone in the Throne room by Hux and when the general asks what happened, Kylo frames Rey for Snoke's murder and Force chokes Hux into compliance when the latter refused to oblige to his role as the new Supreme Leader.

Directing the First Order's new attack to the planet Crait where a hidden Resistance base is located, Kylo orders his forces to attack the base. After the base is breached, Kylo decides to confront an arriving Luke by himself. Engaging his uncle in combat, Kylo manages to slice through him, only to realize that Luke was actually projecting himself through the Force from Ahch-To as part of his true plan to let the remaining Resistance members escape. Luke then warns him that the war has already started and the rebellion is already reborn and he will not be the last Jedi. As Luke dies in peace while bidding farewell to Kylo, this left Kylo infuriated that he failed to seize his chance of killing Luke, knowing that even if he would lead the First Order into greater power, Rey will still continue on with the Jedi teachings to future generations. Afterwards, Kylo and his forces infiltrated the now-empty base, but finds only Han's golden hanging dice. Simultaneously, as the Resistance evacuates, Ren sees Rey again through their Force-bond as she boarded the Millennium Falcon; no words were said between them as she closed the door on him, making a heartbroken Ren look depressed and bow his head saddened as he watched his father's dice vanish from his hand.

Despite his failure to kill Luke, Ren was able to obtain more power in the galaxy for a year as more worlds submitted to his rule in the First Order. However, he learns of the return of the deceased Sheev Palpatine, the founder of the former Galactic Empire and known to the galaxy as the Emperor, who was thought to be killed by Vader. Ren then searches throughout the galaxy for a Sith wayfinder, which leads him to the Sith planet of Exegol, with the hopes of killing the phantom Emperor as a show of his power. When Ren finds the wayfinder and arrives on Exegol, Palpatine reveals that he resurrected himself through untold means of the dark side of the Force, and that he has been manipulating Ren the whole time, having created Snoke as his puppet and the First Order as a means of turning Ren to the dark side and training him in the ways of the Force. Sidious promises a new Sith Empire, upon which Ren will rule as the new Emperor, stating that they will accomplish this through the Sith Eternal's fleet of Xyston-class Star Destroyers called the Final Order, though he first gives Ren the condition that he must kill Rey.

Ren searches the galaxy for Rey and continues corresponding with her through the Force, using these correspondences to discern her location. Around the same time, he learns that a spy within the First Order is selling out information to the Resistance, so he orders his troops to be on the lookout for the spy. Ren tries to locate Rey and stop her from finding the other wayfinder. Through their connections in the Force, he warns her about Palpatine, tells her that she has a larger part in the story than he had initially thought, and promises to tell her the whole story in person. When they finally meet face-to-face once more, Ren reveals the truth to Rey that she is actually the granddaughter of Palpatine, and that her parents lived as 'nobodies' and abandoned her in Jakku in order to protect her from Palpatine, who subsequently ordered their deaths afterwards. Ren also stated that he and Rey are a dyad in the Force with extremely powerful potential when joined together, two that are actually one in the Force. He urges her once more to take his hand and to join him to defeat Sidious and take his throne together. Rey hesitates, but still refuses and escapes.

Later, he follows her to Kef Bir, an ocean moon of Endor, and meets her on the wreckage of the second Death Star. He urges her to join him again and destroys the wayfinder to stop her from going to face Palpatine without him. Rey becomes infuriated and they engage in a lightsaber duel. The duel ends with Rey impaling Ren, just as a dying Leia reaches out through the Force to both of them. Leia's death helps Rey to let go of the rage she was losing herself into and realizes what she had done. Immediately regretting hurting someone she cares, Rey uses the Force to heal Ren's wound, giving him a large amount of her own life energy as she is willing to die to save him. She then leaves aboard his TIE whisper, after telling him that she did want to take Ben Solo's hand but not Kylo Ren's, which confirms that she does has romantic feelings for him but she would never join Kylo Ren in the dark side.

Alone on the wreckage, Ren sees a vision of his father, Han Solo, and in an echo of their final encounter. Han encourages him to leave the dark side and shows his affection to him by touching his face, as he previously did on Starkiller Base. Ren becomes emotional talking to his father, even close to tears. Ren tells Han that "I know what I have to do but I don't have the strength to do it." He then throws his crossguard lightsaber into the ocean, finally severing his ties to the First Order and the dark side, reclaiming his former identity as Ben Solo once again, thus abandoning his Kylo Ren identity and deciding to redeem himself from the mistakes he had previously committed.

Now moved solely by the desire to save Rey, Ben follows her back to Exegol, where he learns that Palpatine is planning to sacrifice himself to Rey so that his spirit will be transferred inside her and she will claim her new role as the new Empress of the new Sith Empire. It is also revealed that Palpatine has tricked Rey into leading the entire Resistance forces to Exegol so that the Sith Eternal forces can wipe them out, to ensure that Rey will be consumed by her hatred so that his sacrifice will be imminent. But Rey refuses to given to any hatred and agrees to do the Palpatine's wishes to save her friends. However, when she sees that Ben arrived to help her, Rey is moved close to tears and inspired to refuse Palpatine's wishes. She pretends to strike Palpatine but instead she gives the Skywalker lightsaber to Ben through their connection. Ben defeats the Knights of Ren using his grandfather's lightsaber while Rey defeats the Sovereign Protectors. Meanwhile, the Resistance brings in a large armada to counter against the Sith fleet.

Unfortunately, Palpatine anticipated this move as he senses Rey and Ben's connection as a dyad in the Force, and absorbs the dyad to restore a full body for himself. With his body rejuvenated and his powers in full strength, Palpatine throws Ben into a bottomless pit out of complete spite against the Skywalker family for causing his previous death. Believing that Ben is seemingly disposed of, Palpatine cackles evilly as he uses his full power of Force lightning to attack the Resistance armada, putting them in complete danger. However, Rey uses all of the powers from the Jedi from the past to finally destroy the Sith Emperor at the cost of her own life, thus saving the Resistance armada and allowing them to destroy the remaining Sith forces for good.

Following the destruction of the Final Order and death of Palpatine, Ben climbs out of the pit, seeing that Rey has sacrificed herself to destroy Palpatine. Ben picks her in his arms and hugs her, mourning her death as he developed romantic feelings for her. He then decides to give her a second chance by transferring his life force into Rey, successfully resurrecting her. As Rey awakens, she and Ben passionate kiss. They gaze and smile, completely in love with each other before he, while still in her arms, peacefully vanishes into the Force after having used all of his life force to revive Rey in an act of love and sacrifice.

After the destruction of Palpatine and the Sith Eternal, the galaxy is finally at peace. In honor of Ben's sacrifice and love for her, Rey happily repudiates the Palpatine surname in favor of the Skywalker's as she recognizes them as her true family, thus leaving Palpatine's plans for conquest and power in vain.


When I was done everyone that hadn't heard about it was shocked and horrified!

Nico: That still infuriates me.

Qin: ME TOO!

Camie: That motherfucking dirtclod!

Xenia: YEAH!

Me: He would definitely get the black gates for his crimes. but after helping kill Emperor Palpatine he redeemed himself. So he'll be put into the M.O.E.

Baron Mordo: Abort the scan, Blaster Tron. We already decided.

Blastertron: Cancelling scan.

Me: I can't wait to give Kylo Ren a piece of my mind.

Nico: Save seconds for me.

Me: And all of us. No way in hell will I let him get away with this. His punishment? Eternal Servitude to the M.O.E.

Strike Man: Yoda, you can come with us if you want

Yoda: An honor to be part of the adventure it is.

Me: Great.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was none other than that murderous buttface bully, William Newton, he's broken out of prison and he wants revenge on Lincoln for getting him expelled seven years ago for what he did in hurting Earth and for what he did in killing three kids long ago. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and Earth, you're not going to like who it was that we saw: the dark energy signal belongs to that murderous buttface bully, William Newton, he's broken out of prison and he wants revenge on me for getting him expelled seven years ago for what he did in hurting you and for killing three kids long ago.

We gasped.

Nico: That buttface murderous bully's come back?!

Me: So, now we got two old enemies to deal with: Kylo Ren and William Newton.

Twilight Sparkle: It sounds like you have a nasty history with this bully, William Newton, especially if he hurt Earth, what did he do to earn Lincoln's wrath?

Earth: You're not going to like hearing it, Twilight.

Me: He was a bully that Lincoln defended Earth from when they first met.

Earth explained to those who weren't around that time the events of Chapter 502 and she also told them that William Newton was a murderous buttface bully who bullied tons of new kids and even worse, he murdered three kids and sent many others to the hospital in intensive care, and she also told them of how Lincoln saved her and smashed William Newton hard and got him expelled and sent to prison and thanks to the brass knuckles he found on William Newton, they were indeed used in the murders of the three kids, he was expelled and sent to prison, and he swore revenge on Lincoln.

When she was done, everyone who wasn't around that time were extremely pissed off.

Twilight Sparkle: That heartless psycho!

Rarity: He bullied tons of new kids and he even bullied Earth because of her hair, that repulsive ape!

Rainbow Dash: And he even murdered three kids and sent many more to intensive care in the hospital, what a monster!

Lincoln: And when he swore revenge on me and Earth, I made the finger motion that told him, "If he ever comes near Earth again, I will kill him!"

Nico: Looks like Old Buttface refuses to learn his lesson, Lincoln, so you know what that means?

Lincoln: Yep, I'm gonna kill him!

Me: We should've killed him years ago, but back then, he was just a kid.

Lincoln: Now, he's a dead man walking.

Nico: Amen to that. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading to Planet Crait to celebrate Star Wars Day!

Lincoln: This is going to be so awesome, and we'll close Star Wars Day by battling Kylo Ren and make that monster pay for his crimes especially murdering his own father in cold blood, and once we get done with Kylo Ren, you're next, William Newton. I warned you seven years ago that if you ever come near Earth again, I will kill you, but you refuse to learn your lesson, you buttface.

Earth: Now, you're going to get it, you buttface dumbass.

Nico: You guys are going to blow him straight to Hell for what he's done.

Me: Hope you guys rip his organs out and leave him to die in a pool of his own blood.

Nico: Lets go guys.

Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and we get onboard The Valorous Phoenix to head for Crait to celebrate Star Wars Day and battle Kylo Ren, and once we get done with making that monster pay, Lincoln and Earth are going to destroy that buttface murderous bully from seven years ago, William Newton, and give him The Black Gates.

We were off to the planet Crait.


The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was flying through space.

Nico: Captain's Log, Stardate 7915.8: The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix is en route to the planet Crait for the awesome battle with Kylo Ren for Star Wars Day. It's going to be awesome. Our mission is to destroy Kylo Ren and send him to the Masters of Evil for eternal servitude.

Qin: This will be awesome and fun.

Lola: It sure will.

Xenia: Yep.

Lisa Loud: We have arrived at our destination.

Nico: On Screen.

We saw that we were at the planet Crait.

Electro: Here we are!

Me: Yep.

Lola: Whoa.

We engaged the landing and then we landed on the planet. We got out and we saw that it was a salt mineral planet.


Crait was a small salty mineral planet located in a remote sector of the galaxy's Outer Rim Territories, in grid square N-17 on the Standard Galactic Grid. Covered with a layer of white salt over its red soil, the planet once hosted a Rebel Alliance outpost during their early rebellion against the Galactic Empire. Many years later, the uninhabited planet became a haven for Leia Organa's Resistance, which resulted in a battle between the Resistance and the First Order on the planet's surface.


Nico: Whoa!

Camie: So this is the planet Crait.

Tsuyu: Amazing.

Quake Woman: Well, it's no Tatooine

Me: It's amazing though.

Connie Crait: But it's good to be home.

Qin: It's amazing that you are from here Connie.

Dai Gui: She is?

Connie Crait: I sure am. As the Sailor Soldier of Crait, I am from here.

Dai Gui: Oh right.

Me: This is amazing though.

Lola: Yep.

Nico: Lets get to walking around.

We went and did so.

Me: Boy this is amazing here.

Rey: It is a really amazing planet.

Lola: Yep.

We went into Leia's Rebel hideout and it was amazing. We saw that it was empty.

Me: Wow! Looks like no one was in here for years after the war ended.

Threatpack: We need to clean this place.

Me: I agree.

Lola: Lets do it.

We went fast and used our powers to clean it all up really fast.

Nico: There.

Xenia: All clean.

Lola: Awesome.

Nico: Yep.

Eli: Luke faced Kylo Ren here a while back and it was awesome.

Qin: It sure was.

Vulture: There has to be some good toys here

Me: By toys he means weapons and stuff.

Nico: Yeah.

We found lots of blasters, laser guns and detonators and more.

Nico: Perfect.

Blast Off: Any droids?

We looked and didn't see any.

Me: Nope.

Qin: Nope nothing.

Blast Off: Darn.

Heat Wave: How about some tech that burns shit?

Me: Lets see.

We found flamethrowers, fire blasters and more.

Qin: Plenty of stuff like that.

Heat Wave: Awesome.

Dusk: You know, it really was heartbreaking to see the clones shoot down so many Jedi.

Commander Cody: I still can't believe we let ourselves obey orders that cost the Galaxy several of the best protectors it ever had!

Me: Yeah no shit. Palpatine is dead now. And he will never terrorize the galaxy ever again.

Rey: What he did was completely unforgivable.

Nico: Yep.

Qin: At least he will never return that's for sure.

Nico: Yep.

Dr. Viktor: So, how is it new Sith appear?

Me: Palpatine's dark essence never completely faded when the Death Star was destroyed in the Battle of Endor.

Qin: Weird.

Eli: Him dying was a massive setback.

Qin: Yeah.

Jackie Chan Finn: All we can do is clean up his mess.

Me: The damage he did is beyond all forms of comprehension.

Qin: Yeah.

Me: But yeah. We can do that.

Camie: Numerous planets were ravaged by him.

Lola: Yeah.

Varie: But we'll never know how he came back or if ever. He's gone for good.

Red X: Now, let's go pay Kylo Ren a visit.

Eli: (Senses something) We don't have to wait very long. He's coming towards this place.

Nico: Oh boy. J.D. since you want to kill him the most you clash with him for a few minutes and we'll move in on your signal.

Me: Right.

Camie: This will be fun to watch.

I went out to face him.

I was standing in front of him.

Kylo Ren: Have you come to say that you forgive me? To save my soul?

Me: No. I came here to kill you.

I ignited my lightsaber and he ignited his lightsaber and we went at each other and clashed and sparks and lightning blasted out all over and I kicked and punched and slashed and dodged him.

Me: I can't believe that you would kill you own father Ben! What you did is nothing but cold blooded murder!

Kylo Ren: I don't care! He was weak!

Me: Just like you!

I fired a blast of energy and blasted him down!

Me: I pity you Ben. I pity you a lot.

Kylo Ren: I'M SURE YOU DO! DON'T YOU GET IT!? YOU ARE FINISHED! I WILL BE THE ONE THAT DESTROYS EVIL! AND WHEN I KILL YOU I WILL HAVE DEFEATED THE LAST JEDI!

Me: What kind oF fucked up world do you live in. Everything you said is wrong. I am not going to die that easily. And you are wrong about that. The Jedi are reborn. They are under our protection.

I gave the signal.

Lemmy Koopa: Entrance time!

Everyone went at him.

Me: There are no more Sith left. They are all dead. Soon you will be too.

Then the spirits of the Jedi came and they swirled around him and then they converged and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted off above him and then lightning struck him and a phoenix cry was heard and then everyone landed.

Nico: It's over Kylo Ren!

Qin: You are finished!

Eli: Big time!

Myotismon: Actually, Dooku and Ventress are Sith. And they're in the Masters of Evil.

Kylo Ren: Oh, like your Vader knock off friend over there?

Dark Laser: Actually, I'm not a Sith. But... if you want me to face you, then why don't I oblige?!

He went at Dark Laser and Dark blasted him back.

Me: That all you got?

Nico: What's the matter? You were spouting off about wanting to be the best and now here's your shot.

Me: Unless of course you had enough.

Kylo Ren: Never!

Then Kaos, El Oso, Vreedle Brothers, Duff Killigan, Carmen Dillo, Dr. Starline, Metal Sonic, Tchang Zu, INSTIGATOR, Leap Frog, Gramma Stuffum appeared.

Nico: Kaos, El Oso, Vreedle Brothers, Duff Killigan, Carmen Dillo, Dr. Starline, Metal Sonic, Tchang Zu, INSTIGATOR, Leap Frog, Gramma Stuffum.

Kaos: You think Dark Laser will be ok?

INSTIGATOR: Relax. He'll be fine.

Rhomboid: And he's got Kylo Ren on the ropes!

Nico: He sure does.

Duff Killigan: (to Nico) (Scottish Accent) We heard you went to the Sand Kingdom.

Nico: We sure did.

Carmen Dillo: How was it?

Nico: It was really fun and awesome.

Lola: Yep.

Boomtower then appeared.

Me: Boomtower. You sure are a glutton for punishment huh?

Boomtower: I sure am.

Me: Nice.

Boomtower: Don't be sad. You guys will see the Donbrothers again.

Me: I know we will.

Lyra: On my big day. And it will be fun.

Lola: Yeah it sure will.

Nico: Yep.

We got the battles underway.


Twilight Sparkle, Nate Adams, Kate Forester, Carol Ferris, Jan and Zan the Wonder Twins, Hawkman, Hot Head, Bouncer, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Golden Queen and Tussle Sprout VS Kaos, Shaman Apsu, Captain King K. Roll, Boston Dangler, Uncle Chokey, and Klaptrap - Nico's rescue


Kaos was first.

Kaos: (to Twilight) Nico's rescue involved meeting one of J.D. and Sakura's old friends. Do you know her name?

Twilight Sparkle: Her name is Megan Cassidy and she is a friend of J.D. and Sakura that vanished years ago. She was kidnapped by Chase Young and taken to the Sand Kingdom in the world of Super Mario.

Nate Adams: Yeah she was there for 5 years and didn't take a bath since then.

Kate Forester: Boy she smelled really horrible!

Carol Ferris: She sure did. She smelled like a farting gland alien that the MIB caught! A Pingzat.

Jan: That was awful.

Zan: It sure was.

Hawkman: But we gave her a bath and new clothes.

Hot Head: We sure did.

Bouncer: And she needed it too.

Starshine Sparkle: No kidding there.

Spyro: WHEW! No kidding!

Kaos: Indeed. Lets do it for I, KAOS, COMMAND IT!

Twilight Sparkle: AVATAR CHANGE!

She turned into a Winged Purple Donbrothers Ranger!

Twilight Sparkle: BY THE POWER OF THE FRIENDSHIP OF MAGIC! ONI-FRIENDSHIP! 鬼との友情

Kaos: Wow! That is cool Twilight!

Twilight Sparkle: It sure is! I look awesome as a Donbrother.

Kaos: If Lyra can do it so can you.

Twilight summoned her Keyblade and it looked like her key she used to Open the Chest of Harmony! It was called THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP!

Kaos: Nice Keyblade! It looks like the one you used to open the Chest of Harmony.

Twilight Sparkle: It sure does.

They fired waves of energy and magic and smashed them down!


Pinkie Pie, Rango, Willow Emillston, Leina Kingston, Sheena, Lila Sawyer, Arnold, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Hook and Long Haul VS INSTIGATOR, Thursday Man, Behru, Rinka (or Mother Brain Security Aliens. However you want to call them), Rezbit, and Mekenobite - Battling Another President Koopa, Another Nasty Patty, Another Atomic Shark, Another Magic Pierrot, Another Universe 666 Obito Uchiha the 10-Tails Jinchuriki, Another Kyburi, Another Madame Snake and Another Ssserpent


INSTIGATOR was next.

INSTIGATOR: (to Pinkie Pie) Nico, Kimiko's team, Ssserpent's team, and the others did good Battling Another President Koopa, Another Nasty Patty, Another Atomic Shark, and Another Magic Pierrot. And Another Universe 666 Obito Uchiha the 10-Tails Jinchuriki, Another Kyburi, Another Madame Snake and Another Ssserpent as well.

Pinkie: They sure did and it was amazing! We also saw that Another Obito was really Obito back when he was a Genin. That was really amazing!

Rango: It sure was everyone.

Willow Emillston: It sure was and we got a really funny laugh when J.D. and the Another Atomic Shark who was really Umiko Kurono, Kurumu's second sister and she smothered J.D. in between her breasts and launched him with a powerful nosebleed!

They laughed a lot!

Thursday Man: (LAUGHS) That is funny!

Behru: Yeah it is!

Leina Kingston: It was really funny!

Sheena: Yeah they were laughing really hard too.

Arnold: It was funny but everyone got a kick out of it.

Lila Sawyer: They sure did.

Maud Pie: (monotonously) It was really funny.

Featherweight: It sure was awesome.

Sprocket: Yeah it sure was!

INSTIGATOR: That is awesome! Lets do it!

Pinkie Pie: AVATAR CHANGE!

She turned into a Pinkie Donbrother!

Pinkie Pie: BY THE POWER OF THE GEARS OF LAUGHTER! ONI-LAUGHTER! 鬼笑い

INSTIGATOR: COOL! Awesome Donbrothers form Pinkie!

Pinkie Pie: This is really amazing! It's going to be awesome!

She summoned her Keyblade and it looked like the Laughter Key. It was called THE ELEMENT OF LAUGHTER!

INSTIGATOR: Awesome Keyblade!

Pinkie Pie: Thanks.

They fired waves of energy, metal, gears, lightning and blades and smashed them down.


Applejack, Andy & Rodney, Woody Woodpecker, Nikki, Madison, Yue, Keroberos, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Blaster Tron and Sasha VS The Vreedle Brothers, Buzz Buzzard, Great Boma Emperor Lagorn, Twist Boma, Centipedenoid, and Centipede Orphnoch - Lincoln's rescue


The Vreedle Brothers were next.

Octagon: (to Applejack) Heard Lincoln's rescue was in Bedburg. How was it?

Applejack: It was a really fun one and we battled the descendent of the evil serial killer Peter Stumpp.

Andy: You would not like who he was.

Rodney: Yeah he lived back in the 16th Century and he was a really terrible cannibalistic serial killer!

Woody Woodpecker: He was known as the Werewolf of Bedburg and he would EAT his victims after he killed them!

Rhomboid: THAT IS DISGUSTING!

Nikki: It really was and some of us hurled our guts out when we saw the carnage.

Madison: Yeah it was awful!

Yue: It sure was.

Keroberos: This was his descendant that did it. Emil Stumpp and he was just as bad.

Apple Bloom: Yeahh he sure was.

Flashwing: It was really horrible!

Octagon: That is terrible! Lets do it!

Applejack: AVATAR CHANGE!

She turned into an Orange Donbrother Ranger!

Applejack: BY THE POWER OF THE EARTH OF HONESTY! ONI-HONESTY! 鬼の正直さ

Octagon: Cool! Awesome Donbrother form!

Applejack: Thank y'all kindly.

She then summoned her Keyblade and it looked like the Key of Honesty. It was called THE ELEMENT OF HONESTY!

Rhomboid: Awesome Keyblade!

Applejack: Thank y'all kindly.

The group fired waves of energy, earth, rock, boulders, mud, lava, crystal, apples and acorns and smashed them down.


Rarity, Kiramagers, Papillon, Preciomon, Varodurumon, Plumeria, Ymir, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Strike Man, and Nitro Man VS Duff Killigan, Evil Strike Man, Impostra, Hexuba, Shower Banki, and Meka - Meeting the Embodiment of the Wolfen


Duff Killigan was next.

Duff Killigan: (to Rarity) I heard you lads met the Embodiment of the Wolfen. What's the lass' name?

Rarity: Her name is Ashina Valerian and she is an amazing and awesome powerful force to be reckoned with.

Juru: She sure is and she is an awesome guardian angel for Lincoln.

Papillon: She sure is. And she is really a true master of the Full Moon and the power of the night.

Preciomon: She sure is. Her power is awesome.

Varodurumon: Her story is awesome too.

Plumeria: Boy it sure is.

Ymir: I'll say.

FLASHBACK

Nico: Yep. So, Ashina, what's the story on why you hate Lynn with a burning passion?

Ashina Valerian: Now, that's something I haven't forgotten.

Ashina Valerian pulled up a video and it played on the screen, and it shows Lincoln and Ashina, along with his other Guardian Angels in their personal gym that Lincoln and his Guardian Angels go to, and we also saw Lincoln drinking protein shakes and even raw eggs! YUCK!

Nico: Whoa, you also drank raw eggs along with protein shakes, Lincoln?! I thought only Lynn and J.D. did that.

Lincoln: Even though it was going to gross me out, I decided to incorporate drinking raw eggs into my diet along with protein shakes. But, they worked out great as it really helped to build up my muscles at a rapid pace which combined with my genes and hyperpuberty, really accelerated the results. Now, you're going to see the action to come.

Suddenly, the alarm in their gym went off, and Ashina saw who it was coming after them: it was Lynn running on all fours like an animal, and she was on the rampage again.

Past Ashina Valerian: Ugh, you again, Lynn?! You really don't even know when to quit, do you, you violent, belching, farting, overly aggressive animal?!

Past Lincoln: Let's head out and take her down!

Lincoln and Ashina ran out of the gym, followed by the rest of his Guardian Angels, and they ran at Lynn who was still charging at them on all fours, and Lincoln threw a really super strong punch at her stomach that knocked the wind out of Lynn, but Lynn got back up, and she roared and beat her chest like a gorilla.

Past Ashina Valerian: You want more, Belchy McFarty?! Bring it on!

Lynn went berserk and charged at Lincoln and Ashina, but they stood their ground and they punched and kicked Lynn all over the place, and they even dodged her wild attacks, and Lincoln delivered one strong kick to Lynn's stomach which sent her flying into a nearby fence where she crashed and she'd gotten herself knocked out. Then, Lincoln fired red energy waves from his massive white angel wings which tied Lynn up in red energy ropes. Then, Luna came rushing over, and she saw what happened.

Past Luna: Whoa, looks like you and Ashina already took care of Lynn, dude, awesome!

Past Lincoln: Thanks, Luna. You can take care of Belchy McFarty over here.

Past Luna: (LAUGHS) Belchy McFarty, that was a good one.

Me: (LAUGHS) I like that! Belchy McFarty!

Lynn woke up and when she saw she was tied up again, she was really angry.

Past Lynn: I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS, STINKOLN, DO YOU HEAR ME, I'LL GET YOU, YOU AND YOUR DUMB GUARDIAN ANGELS, YOU'RE ALL DEAD WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS! (LOUD BELCH)

Past Luna: (Grabs Lynn by her ponytail) You're not laying one hand on my bro or his Guardian Angels, Belchy McFarty.

Luna dragged Lynn away who was still screaming and cursing along with belching loudly until Luna whacked her on the head with a baseball bat as the video ended.

Nico: Sheesh, what got her gym shorts in a twist?

Goku: I think I know what it was that got Lynn to go on that rampage. When Lynn found out Ashina was now giving raw eggs and protein shakes for Lincoln to drink as part of his incorporating diet, that really set Lynn off and she went on a violent rampage.

Gohan: First, she wrecked the house and injured Lori, Leni, Luan, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Rita, and Lynn Sr. except Lily who got out of the way thanks to J.D. and Varie getting her out of her way before she burst through the door and ran on all fours after Ashina and Lincoln.

Nico: What?! All that damage because Ashina was helping Lincoln? What a sore loser!

Ashina Valerian: Lynn was such a sorehead, she was just lucky we brutally beat her up, but this act of retaliation we gave her just made her angrier and wanting revenge on us. So, the next day, we were in our castle for our meeting, and we swore if Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan tried more murderous acts against our man, the next time they cross us will be their last.

Ravenna Amaranth: And we were really serious about that, if they crossed us again and tried to kill our man, they're dead.

Me: Varie and I were lucky we got there just in time and healed Lori, Leni, Luan, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Ms. Rita, and Mr. Lynn, and as punishment, Lynn got grounded for fifteen weeks thanks to her rampage, and I used my powers to fix the house.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Duff Killigan: THAT IS CRAZY LASS! All that just because Ashina was helping Lincoln with getting better health! Lynn was a monster now!

Sweetie Belle: Boy you're not kidding there! Thank goodness Ashina and Lincoln stopped her!

Gill Grunt: Yeah or who know what would have happened!

Duff Killigan: No kidding lads! Lets do it!

Rarity: AVATAR CHANGE!

She turned into a jeweled Blue Donbrother!

Rarity: BY THE POWER OF THE JEWELS OF GENEROSITY! ONI-GENEROSITY! 鬼の寛大さ!

Duff Killigan: That is a great Donbrothers form lass!

Rarity: Oh indeed it is darlings. I like it.

Rarity summoned her Keyblade and it was in the shape of the Key of Generosity! It was called THE ELEMENT OF GENEROSITY!

Duff Killigan: Great Keyblade lass!

Rarity: Oh thank you.

They fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.


Fluttershy, Legends of Chima, Sailor Juno, Bianca Dehli, Miana & Maina, Yuko Tani, Vampirella, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Quake Woman and Princess Luna VS Carmen Dillo, Blob, TTG Blackfire, Demon Peter Puppy, Lord Pain, and Lilith (Monster Legends) - Us battling Tsuyoshi as Hyakujuuki


Carmen Dillo was next.

Carmen Dillo: (to Fluttershy) You guys battled Tsuyoshi as Hyakujuuki. (sadly) Shame it's gonna be the last Hitotsuki battle before the big day.

Fluttershy: I know but it was still fun battling them. We had a lot of fun with them.

Laval: We sure did. But there will always be more after the big day with the Donbrothers. We always have fun with them.

Sailor Juno: We sure do and it helps Lyra get prepared and we get more Hitotsuki for the Masters of Evil too.

Bianca Dehli: that's right we sure do.

Miana: Its still awesome and fun.

Maina: It sure is.

Yuko: Boy it always is a great challenge for us.

Vampirella: That's right and there always will be many more to come.

Tornado Bolt: That's right! And thankfully this is Tsuyoshi's last Hitotsuki form that he turned into.

Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Yeah thank goodness that is the case.

Stealth Elf: It sure is.

Carmen Dillo: That's true. There are still many more out there. And I'm sure the Noto Generals you guys fought on the final mission Lyra had will be perfect for the M.O.E. In the future. Lets do it!

Fluttershy: AVATAR CHANGE!

She transformed into a Yellow and Pink Donbrother!

Fluttershy: BY THE POWER OF THE LEAVES OF KINDNESS! ONI-KINDNESS! 鬼の優しさ

Carmen Dillo: Wow! Awesome Donbrothers form!

Fluttershy: (GIGGLES) I think it's amazing and magical.

She summoned her Keyblade and it looked like the Key of Kindness. It was called THE ELEMENT OF KINDNESS!

Carmen Dillo: Awesome Keyblade!

Fluttershy: Thanks.

They fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and energy and smashed them down.


Sunset Shimmer, Ratchet & Clank, Kairi Yano, Fireball, Alejandra Jones (Lady Ghost Rider), Flamebird, Firestar, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Threatpack and Cross Crow VS El Oso, Don Ocatvio, Universe 666 Blackheart, Ragnaros, Dr. Abel Cuvier, and Lava Volcano Man - The Wild Force Rangers and us used awesome Animal Crystals on Hyakujuuki


El Oso was next.

El Oso: (to Sunset Shimmer) (Spanish Accent) The Wild Force Rangers and you guys used awesome Animal Crystals on Hyakujuuki. I hope bear ones were included!

Sunset Shimmer: Oh the Bears were Included. They all were amazing to see too.

Ratchet: They sure were! We used a massive plethora of animal crystals and they were cool.

Clank: They most surely were.

Kairi Yano: We had a fun battle with the Gaorangers Hitotsuki. Too bad it will be the last one before the big day for Lyra.

Fireball: There are still others that will appear later on. But we'll be ready for them.

Alejandra Jones: There sure are and it will be fun.

Flamebird: That's right and it will be good.

Firestar: Yep it will be fun. All the Hitotsuki's give us a great challenge.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) They sure do.

Sunburn: But after this we'll have all the Power Rangers Teams officially on the team.

El Oso: Too bad we have to wait another year for the King OhGer's to finish. Lets do it!

Sunset Shimmer: AVATAR CHANGE!

She turned into a Red, Orange and Yellow Donbrother with Fire Wings.

Sunset Shimmer: BY THE POWER OF THE FIRES OF FORGIVENESS! ONI-FORGIVENESS! 鬼赦し

El Oso: Ay Caramba! Awesome Donbrothers form!

Sunset Shimmer: Boy this is awesome and cool!

She summoned her Keyblade and it looked like a Sun Key for the Chest of Harmony! It was called THE ELEMENT OF FORGIVENESS!

El Oso: That Keyblade is Muy Bien!

Sunset Shimmer: Thanks. It sure is.

They fired waves of fire and smashed them down.


Rainbow Dash, Ish, Ash, Noel, Princess of the Arctic Ocean, Laney Simmons, Crysta, Irena Malloy, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Blast Off and G1 Vortex VS Tchang Zu, Queen Jellyfish, Eel, Asbestos Woman, DC Rampage, and Fairly Oddparents Cupid - Kylo Ren Killed Han Solo in Cold Blood!?


Tchang Zu the Demon Sorcerer of Thunder was next.

Tchang Zu: (to Rainbow Dash) Kylo Ren Killed Han Solo in Cold Blood!? No one should do that to his father!

Rainbow Dash: Yeah what he did makes him nothing short of a Monster! Han Solo did nothing to Kylo and he got killed in cold blood!

Ish: What a ruthless monster!

Ash: A heartless jerk!

Noel: Yeah and that's why we're going to destroy him!

Laney Simmons: But we did watch the Star Wars Movies and they are all awesome! In the end he does redeem himself by helping Rey kill Palpatine.

Crysta: That still shocks us that he came back!

Irena Malloy: I know! That was terrible!

Scootaloo: I know but it was an awesome and epic conclusion to the Star Wars Saga! After over 40 years!

Whirlwind: Still an awesome movie series to this day!

Tchang Zu: Always will have a special place in our hearts. Lets do it!

Rainbow Dash: AVATAR CHANGE!

She turned into an Aqua Blue Donbrother!

Rainbow Dash: BY THE POWER OF THE LIGHTNING OF LOYALTY! ONI-LOYALTY! 鬼の忠誠心

Tchang Zu: WOW! Awesome Donbrothers form!

Rainbow Dash: Boy this is AWESOME!

Scootaloo: YEAH IT IS!

Rainbow Dash summoned her Keyblade and it looked like the Key of Loyalty! It was called THE ELEMENT OF LOYALTY!

Tchang Zu: Awesome Keyblade.

Rainbow Dash: Thanks.

They fired waves of lightning, wind, rainbows and energy and smashed them down.


Starlight Glimmer, Live Action Optimus Prime, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Star Strike and RD Carol Pingrey VS Dr. Starline - Kylo Ren is a monster and he will pay the ultimate price


Dr. Starline was next.

Dr. Starline: Kylo Ren is a monster and he will pay the Ultimate Price. But he will be put into the Masters Of Evil since he did redeem himself in the end.

Starlight Glimmer: That's true. We saw how he did that in the Star Wars Movies and that was really awesome.

Live Action Optimus Prime: That was an amazing feat of redemption that took place in those movies.

Cozy Glow: He has what it takes to be in both the Redemption Squad and the M.O.E.

Hex: I agree there and it's awesome.

Star Strike: It sure is awesome. And Rey and Kylo Ren ended up loving each other in the end. It was awesome.

RD Carol Pingrey: I'm proud of them too.

Dr. Starline: I agree too. But that was really shocking how Palpatine came back in the final movie. Lets do it!

Starlight Glimmer: AVATAR CHANGE!

She turned into a Lavender Ranger!

Starlight Glimmer: BY THE POWER OF THE SKULLS OF EMPATHY! ONI-EMPATHY! 鬼感情移入

Dr. Starline: Wow! Awesome ranger form!

Starlight Glimmer: Thanks and this is really cool!

Cozy Glow: I'll say!

Starlight Glimmer summoned her Keyblade and it looked like her Cutie Mark for the Chest of Harmony. It was called THE ELEMENT OF EMPATHY!

Dr. Starline: Awesome Keyblade!

Starlight Glimmer: Thanks! I think it's cool too.

They fired waves of skulls, blood, bones, magic, stars, lightning and energy and smashed him down.


Vinyl Scratch, Jun, Asuka, Rui, Sirenmon, Ariel's Sisters, Athena, Melody, Trixie Lulamoon, Triple Berry, Flynn, Cali, Hugo, Mags, Master Eon, Hex Girls Luna, and Dusk VS Metal Sonic, Francisco, Bruce (Finding Nemo), Gangreen Gang, Anglerfish (Finding Nemo), and Vanessa VS Metal Sonic - Kylo Ren has caused so much damage


Metal Sonic was next.

Metal Sonic: (to Vinyl) Kylo Ren has caused so much damage. To the galaxy and to Han!

Vinyl Scratch: Boy he sure did and he blew up NUMEROUS planets all at once with the Starkiller Base and Killed COUNTLESS lives! But the straw that broke the camel's back was killing his own father in cold blood!

Jun: Yeah no kidding! What he did was horrible beyond all forms of comprehension!

Asuka: What he did was horrible!

Rui: But it was all because of Palpatine!

Sirenmon: Yeah he caused all this!

Andrina: But thanks to us killing Palpatine he will never threaten the entire galaxy again!

Athena: Yeah! Kylo Ren will be put into the M.O.E. Since he redeemed himself in the end.

Melody: That's for sure. What he did showed that he had a silver lining.

Trixie Lulamoon: He can be redeemed even for what he did. Just like how I, the Great and Powerful Trixie, can be redeemed!

Triple Berry: That's for sure.

Flynn: But it was still awesome how Rey and Kylo helped defeated Palpatine!

Cali: Boy it sure was awesome.

Hugo: You got that right!

Mags: Hot Buttered Toast with Cinnamon and Pecans! It sure was!

Master Eon: It was a really enjoyable sight to see there.

Metal Sonic: It sure was! Lets do it!

Vinyl Scratch: AVATAR CHANGE!

She turned into a Platinum Donbrother!

Vinyl Scratch: BY THE POWER OF THE MUSIC OF RELIABILITY! ONI-RELIABILITY! 鬼の信頼性

Metal Sonic: WOW! That is awesome Vinyl!

Vinyl Scratch: It sure is!

Trixie Lulamoon: AVATAR CHANGE!

She turned into a Periwinkle Blue Donbrother!

Trixie Lulamoon: BY THE POWER OF THE STARS OF HUMILITY! ONI-HUMILITY! 鬼の謙虚さ

Metal Sonic: WOW! That is awesome!

Trixie Lulamoon: It sure is!

Vinyl summoned her Keyblade and it looked like a Music Note. It was called THE ELEMENT OF RELIABILITY!

Trixie summoned her Keyblade and it looked like a Magic Wand. It was called THE ELEMENT OF HUMILITY!

Metal Sonic: Awesome Keyblade!

Vinyl: Thanks.

they fired waves of magic and music notes and smashed them down.


Lightning Dust, Courage, Francesca, Mika Kozuru, Hillary Jennings, Android 17, Footmon, Melon Mint, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, Buffo and his Worshipers, and Finn (Jackie Chan) VS Leap Frog, Glue Man, Walter West the Evil Flash, Krylox, Soccadillo, and Eight Ball - This battle with Kylo Ren is perfect for Star Wars Day


Leap Frog was next.

Leap Frog: (to Lightning Dust) This battle with Kylo Ren is perfect for Star Wars Day. What's your favorite movie?

Lightning Dust: I love all the movies! It was hard for me to just pick one out of all of them.

Courage: Mm-hmm! All the Star Wars movies are really cool!

Francesca: They sure are and it's hard to just pick one.

Mika Kozuru: I like all of them myself.

Hillary Jennings: Me too. They are all awesome.

Android 17: They are all amazing.

Melon Mint: They sure are. I loved all of them. My favorites are the battles where they blew up the Death Star. It was awesome and fun.

Princess Luna: That was so awesome!

Moondust: Boy those were epic battles.

Snowdrop: They sure were! We all got a great thrill out of them.

Gari: Yeah! That was so epic!

Blackout: It sure was!

Leap Frog: That is so awesome! Lets do it!

Lightning Dust: AVATAR CHANGE!

She turned into a Neon Sea Foam Green Ranger!

Lightning Dust: BY THE POWER OF THE STORM OF REDEMPTION! ONI-REDEMPTION! 鬼の救い

Leap Frog: Awesome Donbrothers form!

Lightning Dust: Thanks.

Princess Luna: AVATAR CHANGE!

Princess Luna turned into a Moonlight Blue Donbrothers Form!

Princess Luna: BY THE POWER OF THE DARKNESS OF THE NIGHT! DUCHESS NOCTURNE! ノクターン公爵夫人

Leap Frog: WOW! That is so cool! Princess Luna you look great!

Princess Luna: Thanks. I thought so too.

Lightning Dust summoned Her Keyblade and it was a Lightning Shaped Keyblade. It was called THE ELEMENT OF REDEMPTION!

Princess Luna summoned her Keyblade and it looked like a Moon. It was called THE ELEMENT OF THE NIGHT!

Leap Frog: awesome Keyblades!

Princess Luna: Thanks Leap Frog.

Lightning Dust: They sure are cool.

They fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed them down.


Luster Dawn, Captain Planet and the Planeteers, Molly Molloy, Catherine Torres, Lyra Heartstrings III, Melanie Moondancer, Althea Aganad, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Lemmy Koopa, and Wendy Koopa vs Gramma Stuffum, Rock, Filthy Phil, NES Ghidorah, NES MechaGodzilla, and Lego Thanos - Kylo Ren will die a horrible death


Gramma Stuffum was next.

Gramma Stuffum: (to Luster Dawn) (German Accent) Kylo Ren will die a horrible death. I can give you something nasty to shove down his throat if you want.

Luster Dawn: That would be perfect Gramma. It's fitting for today too.

Captain Planet: it sure is and it will be awesome to see what it can do.

Kwame: I agree there.

Molly Molloy: It will be awesome to see Kylo explode.

Catherine Torres: It sure will as long as I can scare the living daylights out of him in my Toepick form.

Lyra Heartstrings III: Yeah that will be awesome to see.

Melanie Moondancer: It sure will be awesome.

Althea Aganad: I think it will be fun.

Princess Celestia: But J.D. is really doing a great job keeping Kylo Ren busy. Like how Obi Wan and Anakin fought on Mustafar.

King Solar: It sure is awesome and cool.

Solar Eclipsa: Yeah this is awesome and we're fighting Kylo Ren on the very planet he fought Luke on, Crait.

Amber Morning: That is sure awesome.

Spotlight: It sure is awesome.

Gramma Stuffum: It sure is ja! Lets do it!

Luster Dawn: AVATAR CHANGE!

She turned into a Pink and Orange Donbrother!

Luster Dawn: BY THE POWER OF THE DAWN OF THE MORNING SUN! DUCHESS MORNING SUN! 公爵夫人の朝日

Princess Celestia: AVATAR CHANGE!

She turned into a Rainbow Donbrother with Aurora Borealis Wings!

Princess Celestia: BY THE POWER OF THE LIGHT OF THE SUN! EMPRESS SUN! 孫皇后

Gramma Stuffum: Awesome Donbrothers forms!

Princess Celestia: They sure are!

Luster Dawn: I'll say!

Luster Dawn summoned her Keyblade and it looked like the Sun! It was called THE ELEMENT OF PURITY!

Princess Celestia summoned her Keyblade and it looked like the Sun with a rainbow! It was called THE ELEMENT OF THE SUN!

Gramma Stuffum: Great keyblades!

Luster Dawn: They sure are!

Princess Celestia: I think this is fun!

They fired waves of energy and light and smashed her down!


Dino Fury Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Zi-O Riders, J.D. Knudson, Varie, Cassidy, Camie, Good Cinder Fall, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Boomtower


Boomtower was next.

Boomtower: Boy this is an awesome way to celebrate Star Wars Day huh?

Me: It sure is!

Varie: And we're going to kick some butt!

Cassidy: We sure are!

Camie: You got that right.

Good Cinder Fall: I love Star Wars Day. It's awesome.

Eli: It sure is! One of my favorite holidays.

Boomtower: (LAUGHS) It sure is awesome! Lets do it!

Me: All right!

He charged up a powerful energy blast and I fired a Kamehameha blast and he fired and the blasts collided and exploded with incredible power!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

The explosion knocked him down and I opened his safe and in it was a bunch of Lightsabers, but these Lightsabers are also imbued with the elemental forces that all of us have, and these babies are extremely powerful.

Me: Lightsabers! Wow!

Boomtower: Yep. Wait till you see that they can do.

I ignited might and it was a rainbow fire bladed one!

Me: WHOA! Awesome!

I teleported back with them.

Dino Fury Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! LINK TO MORPHIN GRID!

They transformed and were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! DINO FURY!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Dino Fury Rangers too!

Me: Lets get him!

Zayto: TYRANNO FURY BLAST!

We fired a massive wave of energy and elements and blasted him and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

He exploded! He was back to a Sporix Cell and Eli picked it up and put it in a pod.

Me: Boomtower you have failed this world!

Dino Fury Rangers: DINO FURY VICTORY!

Troy Burrows: RANGERS THAT'S A SUPER MEGA WIN!


We regrouped and faced him.

Emma: The Last Jedi, huh? That may have been true... if we hadn't come along!

Tsukasa: Nice job, Dark Laser! We'll take it from here!

Me: Now it's you and US Kylo Ren!

I ignited my knew lightsaber and we did the same with new lightsabers we got.

Kamen Ride: Lost Galaxy Red!

Kamen Ride: Lost Galaxy Blue!

Kamen Ride: Lost Galaxy Green!

Kamen Ride: Lost Galaxy Yellow!

Kamen Ride: Lost Galaxy Pink!

Kamen Ride: Lost Galaxy Magna Defender!

Tsukasa turned into Lost Galaxy Red and Daiki summoned clones of the Lost Galaxy Rangers.

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! LOST GALAXY!

They turned into the Lost Galaxy Rangers!

Me: Lets dance!

We went at him and clashed powerfully! We blasted and smashed him all over.

Sinnertwin, Streetwise, Rey and Ahsoka used the Earth, Jakku and Shili Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Sinnertwin's Flame Cannon, Streetwise's photon pistol and Rey and Ahsoka's powers 100-fold.

Streetwise and Ahsoka: SHILI PHOTON BLAST!

Sinnertwin and Rey: JAKKU FLAME STRIKE!

Land Before Time and Drakkon: DINOSAUR DRAGON BLAST!

Monster Rancher and Myotismon: CRIMSON MONSTER BLAST!

Star Wars IV and Baron Mordo: STAR WARS MAGIC SHOT!

Dragonball Z and Red X: DRAGON OF X DOOM BLAST!

Digimon Season 1 and Electro: LIGHTNING DIGIMON BLAST!

Kamen Rider OOO and Dr. Victor: OOO LIGHTNING SHOT!

Metal Gear Solid and Demyx: WATER METAL BLAST!

Jak & Daxter and Heat Wave: EGO FIRESTORM BLAST!

Dino Fury Rangers and Dai Gui: DINO FURY EARTH SHOT!

The Spectacular Spiderman and Vulture: SPIDERMAN WIND BLAST!

Starlight Glimmer, Starburst Aurora, Fireheart Flame, Skull Screamer, Xavier Ghost, Nightscream "Karai" Vu~anpaiabaito, Terror-Bite Vu~anpaiabaito, Phantom, Scared Dog, Cozy Glow, Thorax, Sunburst, Trixie Lulamoon, Moony Moondancer, Starfall, Dove, Juniper Montage, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea and Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders and Sir Great Britain: SKULL STORM OF EMPATHY!

They fired waves of energy elements.

Starlight Glimmer, Nico, Eli, Me, Qin and Laney: JEDI FURY RETRIBUTION BLAST!

We fired waves of energy and elements.

Lincoln: JEDI ELEMENT STYLE: YODA!

Jessica Kaios: JEDI FIRE STYLE: OBI-WAN KENOBI!

Nanami: JEDI WATER STYLE: QUI-GON JINN!

Toph: JEDI EARTH STYLE: MACE WINDU!

Tatsumaki: JEDI WIND STYLE: SHAAK TI!

Sari Sumdac: JEDI LIGHTNING STYLE: AHSOKA TANO!

Shantae: JEDI MAGIC STYLE: LUKE SKYWALKER!

Akko: JEDO STAR STYLE: ANAKIN SKYWALKER!

They fired waves of energy and elements

lincoln and his harem: jedi final smash: jedi blast they fired a massive jedi ki blast at kylo ren

Lincoln: This is for murdering Han Solo, you black-hearted Sith worshipper!

We fired waves of energy and restrained Kylo Ren and tied him up.

Nico: Good riddance forever, you black-hearted worshipper of The Sith!

Me: You've had this coming for a very long time!

Eli: You don't deserve to live a single second further, Kylo Ren!

Nico: You got that right, Eli. Awesome job, gang, that was a way to close out Star Wars Day.

Lincoln: Now, there's only one last thing to do and one loose end to tie up before we head home: and that's dealing with that buttface, William Newton.

?: LINCOLN LOUD, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU AND THAT BLUE-HAIRED BITCH FOR GETTING ME EXPELLED SEVEN YEARS AGO!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large search pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the ten coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the ten large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our Bracelets of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Lincoln: Oh great, I knew there's no mistaking that foul mouth from anywhere, you just don't know when to call it quits, do you, William Newton?

We then saw our target come out: it was William Newton, but he was now all grown up, but he's still the same buttface bully from seven years ago, and now, he's in an orange prison jumpsuit, but there is no mistaking his hatred for Lincoln and Earth.

Selene Arcangela: You murderous buttface dumbass, I should've known you'd come back one day!

Lincoln: You never did learn your lesson, William, and now, you've come back for more.

William Newton: I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU AND THAT BLUE-HAIRED FREAK FOR EXPELLING ME AND SENDING ME TO PRISON!

William Newton ran at Lincoln and tried to punch him, but Lincoln swiftly dodged it along with several other punches he threw at Lincoln, and Lincoln caught William's left fist with his left hand, and he also caught William's right hand with his right hand, and then, as his Third Eye closed, he headbutted that buttface and sent him flying back a few feet, and his Third Eye opened up again.

Maria: Nice headbutt, Lincoln! That dumbass is bound to be feeling that!

Me: You got that right, and you did that to yourself, buttface, because you always got off on bullying new kids, and even worse, you'd injured many kids and you killed three of them which Lincoln proved thanks to your brass knuckles you had in your pockets.

Nico: Lincoln did swear that if you ever came after Earth ever again, you were going to die, and now, seven years later, that's about to come true.

Earth: That's right, and I've had it up to hear with you to last an eternity, you buttface bully, and now, it's time for you to die.

Suddenly, Earth's ocean blue eyes turned neon ocean blue and she was surrounded by an ocean blue and green energy aura with water, ocean waves, stars, lava, earth, plants, lightning, nebulae, winds, sea creatures, mammals, amphibians, reptiles, and phoenixes, she unholstered her massive greatsword from her back, and as she approached William Newton, she left ocean blue and green energy, water, ocean waves, stars, lava, earth, plants, lightning, nebulae, winds, sea creatures, mammals, amphibians, reptiles, and phoenixes with every step.

Earth: Even after Linky had you expelled and sent to prison seven years ago for your crimes, you just don't even know when to quit, do you, you buttface jerk. You got off on bullying new kids and making them "learn their place, you'd severely injured many of them and sent them to intensive care in the hospital, but you crossed a serious line when you murdered three kids when you beat them to death with those brass knuckles he found in your pocket. That meant you've crossed The Path of No Return, and now, there's only one punishment fitting a buttface jackass like you: death, and believe me, no one will say a kind thing about you at your funeral, because you're going to die alone and forgotten for all eternity.

Suddenly, Earth was surrounded by a massive vortex of ocean blue and green energy with water, ocean waves, stars, lava, earth, plants, nebulae, winds, and lightning surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes, mammals, sea creatures, reptiles, and amphibians flying, swimming, and running around the vortex, and in the vortex is an ocean blue and green phoenix with red eyes glaring at William Newton: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Earth emerged, but she was changed forever.

Earth grew from 6'11" to 7'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has green highlights in the bangs of her short neck-length ocean blue hair with green continents, she has neon ocean blue eyes and an ocean blue energy aura with water, ocean waves, plants, fruits, winds, lightning, stars, earth, lava, nebulae, sea creatures, mammals, reptiles, amphibians, and phoenixes surrounding her, she has the Earth with animals surrounding it emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with ocean blue iris, she has on phoenix earrings with ocean blue gems for eyes and holding the Water, Nature, Wind, Stars, Lightning, Earth, Lava, and Eternity Kanjis in its talons, she also has a phoenix with ocean blue gems for eyes and holding the Water, Nature, Wind, Stars, Lightning, Earth, Lava, and Eternity Kanjis in its talons for the second pendant along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with ocean blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and ocean blue gems on the gold lightning bolts. Earth has on a white long-sleeved sweater with purple collar, purple cuffs, and purple tie with reflecting stars, purple skirt with reflecting stars, purple knee-high socks with reflecting stars, black shoes, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with water, ocean waves, water, ocean waves, plants, fruits, winds, lightning, stars, earth, lava, nebulae, sea creatures, mammals, reptiles, amphibians, and phoenixes on the coattails and on the back is the Earth surrounded by animals and a phoenix above it. Suddenly, Earth felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive ocean blue angel wings with green continent-shaped streaks and green tips on the ocean blue feathers, grew and sprouted out from her back, and she now has eleven massive and long ocean blue wolf tails with green tips and green markings, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with ocean blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded on her left hand.

Suddenly, Earth's massive greatsword and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began to merge together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of ocean blue and green energy, water, ocean waves, water, ocean waves, plants, fruits, winds, lightning, stars, earth, lava, nebulae, sea creatures, mammals, reptiles, amphibians, and phoenixes, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Earth Chan's Multi-Elemental Nature Earth Personification Greatsword of Elemental Earth Nature Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded ocean blue and green-streaked gems and the Earth itself etched on the 7'4" massive, wide, double-edged ocean blue and green continent-streaked blade, large ocean blue dragon heads with green gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with large earth-themed gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large ocean blue phoenix heads with green gems for eyes and ocean blue dragon head with earth-themed gem in its mouth below it for the pommel, Earth has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with ocean blue and green gems on her wrists and her Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold dragon head with blue gems for eyes and a large ocean blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an ocean blue kanji with stars in between the kanji below the Earth that said, "Earth Chan, Personification of The Earth, Smart and Powerful Lover of Nature and Order, Representor of The Constellation Draco The Dragon, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of Buttface Bully William Newton, Archenemy of Grumblemon, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Earth's Many Elemental Forces"

アース・チャン、地球の擬人化、賢くて強力な自然と秩序の愛好家、ドラコ星座の代表者、ドラゴン、リンカーンの愛する未来の妻、ラウド、尻面の破壊者、いじめっ子ウィリアム・ニュートン、グランブルモンの大敵、破壊者にして悪の殺し屋、狂人、殺人的で冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして地球の多くの元素の力のマスター

Earth has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-EARTH PERSONIFICATION-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC MULTI-ELEMENTAL EARTH PERSONIFICATION NATURE EARTH PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC MULTI-ELEMENTAL EARTH PERSONIFICATION NATURE EARTH PHOENIX JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC MULTI-ELEMENTAL EARTH PERSONIFICATION NATURE EARTH PHOENIX LOVE.

We were amazed by Earth's Super Angel-Earth Personification-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when William Newton saw it, he went fucking crazy and he ran at Earth to kill her, but Earth fired a barrage of ocean blue and green energy, water, ocean waves, water, ocean waves, plants, fruits, winds, lightning, stars, earth, lava, nebulae, sea creatures, mammals, reptiles, amphibians, and phoenixes at William Newton and it sent that dumbass flying into a rock formation back first, he got back up and he ran at Earth again with a knife he got out, but she disarmed William Newton by firing water blasts which hit him and sent him flying into another rock formation, he got back up, but now, he was mega pissed off and mega insane now!

Me: Holy enchiladas!

Nico: So incredible, Earth's transformed into her Super Angel-Earth Personification-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and she really looks like a True Angel of The Earth itself.

Lincoln: She sure does, and she really got William Newton that pissed off already, now we can finish him off.

Earth: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Cosmic Multi-Elemental Earth Personification Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Multi-Elemental Earth Personification Phoenix Angel Love) That's right, now let's rip that dumbass to shreds, Linky.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Hope, and he joined Earth.

Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You've caused more than enough trouble to last an eternity, William Newton, I did say if you ever came after Earth again, I was going to kill you. But, being the buttface you are, you refused to learn your lesson, and now, it's time for you to die.

Earth and Lincoln went after William Newton who's now gone absolutely ballistic, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, ocean blue and green energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at William Newton and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his claws and he and Earth attacked him with punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they were really, really, really pissing off him off now and driving him even more ballistic.

But, before William Newton tried to attack them, Lincoln and Earth smashed their fists into his face with Lincoln smashing out his eyes and Earth smashing out his teeth, and William Newton screamed in excruciating pain, and Lincoln even grabbed and ripped out William Newton's tongue, and William Newton screamed even more as blood came pouring out of his mouth.

Me: Oh! A fist to the eyes and a fist to the mouth!

Nico: And Lincoln even grabbed and ripped William Newton's tongue out, that was mega painful!

Then, Lincoln grabbed William Newton by the neck and he tossed him into the air, and Lincoln and Earth fired a powerful barrage of energy balls with water, ocean waves, water, ocean waves, plants, fruits, winds, lightning, stars, earth, lava, nebulae, sea creatures, mammals, reptiles, amphibians, quintessence, elemental forces, and mythological animals, and as they hit William Newton, they exploded with incredible power and he let out a scream of anger and fury as he was killed in the explosions. Then, William Newton's spirit appeared, and he was still incensed with anger and fury.

William Newton: You think you've won?! YOU THINK THIS IS THE END?! I'LL RETURN ONE DAY AND I WILL KILL YOU ALL!

Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) No, you're done and this time forever, buttface.

Lincoln summoned the spirits of William Newton's victims from the past who seized him, and then, he drew the Judgement Kanji on his forehead, and he was found guilty for his crimes, and he was fading away from existence.

William Newton: NO! NO! DAMN YOU, FUCK YOU, LINCOLN LOUD, DAMN YOU, FUCK YOU ALL, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM! DAMN YOU, FUCK YOU ALL TO HELL! (SCREAMS ANGRILY AND FADES AWAY)

We cheered wildly for Earth and Lincoln as they holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Earth's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long ocean blue wolf tails, and massive ocean blue angel wings are permanent.

Earth: You've been asking for this for seven years, buttface. Thanks for helping me put that buttface bully down for good, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Earth.

Suddenly, Earth wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Earth's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, and Angel flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces, ocean waves, water, and Earth's many elemental forces behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Earth absorbed the water, ocean waves, and elemental forces of Earth and they came back to us as the display vanished.

Nico: Whoa, now that's what I call a serious dose of earthly justice. Lincoln, Earth, you two did really awesome in teaching that buttface a lesson he'll never forget.

Lincoln: Thanks, Nico, and he's had it coming for seven years.

Earth: I would've thought he'd stay away, but no, the big baby decided to break out of prison and come after us for more, but in the end, it got him killed.

Me: And wiped from existence for good.

Nico: You got that right. So, who's the next Demon Race Embodiment we're meeting on your rescue tomorrow, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Ooh, that's an easy one, Nico: the next one we're meeting on my rescue tomorrow is Renata Nefaria, Embodiment of The Legendorga Race.

The Nefaria Sisters gasped in shock.

Natalie Nefaria: Renata?! Oh man!

Nico: Hey, I remember Renata, we'd seen her in Math Class long ago, but we all remember her all too well.

Nina Nefaria: Yeah, Renata's our second youngest sister, and like all of us, Renata is a Goth Girl that loves the darkness and she has all the powers of dark magic, darkness, occult magic, and she can even summon all the forces of the undead and horror and have all kinds of powers that can give people nightmares forever. But, none of us had ever known that she was The Embodiment of The Legendorga Race.

Selene Arcangela: Nor did we know that she was related to Natalie and all of you.

Ravenna Amaranth: But, either way, you're going to love meeting her, Renata Nefaria is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan, and like Nina said, Renata's a very powerful Goth Girl that loves the darkness and she has all of the powers of dark magic, darkness, occult magic, and she can even summon all the forces of the undead and horror and have all kinds of powers that can give people nightmares forever, and she was born with not only the dark powers and strengths of the mythical monsters, but also the dark powers and strengths of The Legendorga and none of their weaknesses. Renata's known for defending Lincoln with a fierce passion not only from his enemies, but also from the heartlessness of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and she's also gotten along well with Leni, Luna, Laney, Lana, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita, and just like Lincoln and the other vampires, she feeds on blood bags from the blood bank, and she also knew of Lincoln being a powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, and she's also friends with Lucy and her friends in The Young Morticians' Club. She's also among the many members of The Michigan Supernatural Defense Force, a group of vampire hunters formed by Lincoln, the other Kamen Rider Kiva embodiments, and the embodiments of The Wolfen Race, Merman Race, Franken Race, Fangire Race, Kivat Race, Doran Race, Legendorga Race, Mermaid Race, Ghost Race, Gigant Race, Hobbit Race, and Goblin Race, and their job is to defend Michigan, Royal Woods, and Great Lakes City from the threat of evil vampires, evil werewolves, and other evil supernatural creatures of the night. They also teamed up with The Ghosthunters Club and other clubs for some of their more dangerous missions involving powerful vampire lords, werewolves, witches, warlocks, demons, and demon lords. Lincoln made Renata a beautiful necklace with white pearls and a blood red gem for the pendant along with a beautiful black dress, and to show thanks, Renata kissed Lincoln on the lips underneath the full moon as the wolves howled and the creatures of the night flew to enjoy the darkness, and she hates Luan with a burning passion, and she absolutely loathes and despises King, the ruler of The Fangires, along with The Checkmate Four, along with The Legendorga with an absolutely intense and burning hatred for what they've done, and that absolutely intense and burning hatred is so powerful that all Fangires and even The Legendorga were absolutely afraid of Renata Nefaria, even Takato Shiramine and Takashi Sugimura, leader of The Legendorga, fear the Embodiment of The Mythical Creatures of Legend.

Nico: (Whistles)

Me: Now, that's awesome. Too bad we didn't get a chance to meet her during the Kamen Rider Kiva mission last year, she would've really given The Legendorga the ass-kicking of their immortal lives.

Lincoln: Yeah, that was a bust, but she'd found out King, The Checkmate Four, Takato Shiramine, Takashi Sugimura all paid the price for their crimes against The Demon Races, and now, she'll be meeting us tomorrow.

Wataru: We can't wait to meet her.

Luna: You'll definitely love meeting her, Wataru, along with seeing and hearing why she hates Luan with a burning passion.

Metal Sonic: Kylo Ren put up a good fight.

Tchang Zu: He did. We WILL admit that.

El Oso: But he was no match for us.

Me: No match at all for the most powerful force in the entire universe.

Leap Frog: And now, we got a new member.

Me: You sure do.

Gramma Stuffum: I'm cooking for the victory meal!

Me: Awesome!

Nico: Yep. Happy Star Wars Day to you all guys.

Eli: Same to you Nico.

Nico: Great job today everyone.

Eli: (To the viewers) This was an awesome day for us all and I hope you all loved it.

Me: I knew we did.

We went back home to Earth and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

THE END AND MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU ALL


Another awesome chapter done.

Kylo Ren is an awesome villain for the Star Wars saga. I wanted to do a chapter for Star Wars Day last year but I couldn't because of my grandma's funeral.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.

For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as King Hiss, Kaa, Dragon (Timon and Pumbaa), Quartzion The Crystal Queen, Vypeera and Ms. Allure as well as Leni's team consisting of Dustin Brooks, Mermaidman & Barnacle Boy, The Quickster, Captain Magma. Elastic Waistband and Ms. Appear And we Are going to Bikini Bottom to battle Evil Squidward who is on the warpath to kill me for saying all those terrible things about him the last time we were there. Also we're going to battle Another Magman, Another The Sylph, Another Thudd, Another Tooth Fairy (Billy & Mandy), Another Fission Metroids, Another Dark Riku, Another Kaa and Another King Hiss. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Dragalge and her name is Lupe Dracos and she is Nico's friend from Mexico and she is an awesome maker of delicious hot sauces as well as awesome foods from Mexico.

The match-up scene is for Ashley Lupus Foxina, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy an old enemy from Ashley Lupus Foxina: her name is Lupe Daciana, she's a member of a rival werewolf clan from Denver, Colorado, and long before Ashley moved to Royal Woods, she took down Lupe Daciana who was out to kill her and her parents and forced her and her clan to leave Denver for good, Lupe's pride was wounded deeply and now, seven years later, Lupe Daciana has come back and she wants revenge, but the only thing awaiting her is a painful death at the hands of Ashley and Lincoln.

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, for Cinco De Mayo, Lincoln and his group are heading to a planet of the hottest, nuclear, and spiciest peppers in the world, and Lincoln and I are going to have a nuclear hot pepper eating competition, and I'll be facing tough competition with Lincoln since he loves eating nuclear hot peppers and from what we saw during his rescue against The Universe 666 Z-Fighters, he ascended and became a True Spice Demon, and after that, we'll be going after that sore loser and murderous bitch, Amy, who's gotten out and she wants bloody revenge on us yet again for all the humiliations we'd dealt unto her, but we're taking her down again and chaining her back to her post at Lynn's Table with Neutronium Chains lined with rainbow energy. And we're going to meet the next Demon Race Embodiment, her name is Renata Nefaria, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's indeed related to The Nefaria Sisters: she's the second youngest of The Nefaria Sisters alongside Nicole Nefaria, and like her sisters, Renata Nefaria is a Goth Girl that loves the darkness and she has all the powers of dark magic, darkness, occult magic, and she can even summon all the forces of the undead and horror and have all kinds of powers that can give people nightmares forever, but, none of them nor Nico had ever known that she was The Embodiment of The Legendorga Race, and she was born with not only the dark powers and strengths of the mythical monsters of legend, but also the dark powers and strengths of The Legendorga and none of their weaknesses. Renata Nefaria's known for defending Lincoln with a fierce passion not only from his many enemies, but also from the heartlessness of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and she's also gotten along well with Leni, Luna, Laney, Lana, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita, and just like Lincoln and the other vampires, she feeds on blood bags from the blood bank, and she also knew of Lincoln being a powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, and she's also friends with Lucy and her friends in The Young Morticians' Club. She's also among the many members of The Michigan Supernatural Defense Force, a group of vampire hunters formed by Lincoln, the other Kamen Rider Kiva embodiments, and the embodiments of The Wolfen Race, Merman Race, Franken Race, Fangire Race, Kivat Race, Doran Race, Legendorga Race, Mermaid Race, Ghost Race, Gigant Race, Hobbit Race, and Goblin Race, and their job is to defend Michigan, Royal Woods, and Great Lakes City from the threat of evil vampires, evil werewolves, and other evil supernatural creatures of the night. They also teamed up with The Ghosthunters Club and other clubs for some of their more dangerous missions involving powerful vampire lords, werewolves, witches, warlocks, demons, and demon lords. Lincoln made Renata a beautiful necklace with white pearls and a blood red gem for the pendant along with a beautiful black dress, and to show thanks, Renata kissed Lincoln on the lips underneath the full moon as the wolves howled and the creatures of the night flew to enjoy the darkness, and she hates Luan with a burning passion, and she absolutely loathes and despises King, the ruler of The Fangires, along with The Checkmate Four, along with The Legendorga with an absolutely intense and burning hatred for what they've done, and that absolutely intense and burning hatred is so powerful that all Fangires and even The Legendorga were absolutely afraid of Renata Nefaria, even Takato Shiramine and Takashi Sugimura, leader of The Legendorga, fear the Embodiment of The Mythical Creatures of Legend.

Get ready for an awesome Cinco De Mayo party as we celebrate the fifth of May and we eat all kinds of awesome Mexican food and we're going to battle Sartana of the Dead from El-Tigre and we're going to make sure she pays for her crimes big time.

See you next time and may the Force be with you.