This chapter is based on the 2010 movie Alice In Wonderland by Tim Burton
At breakfast we were having pancakes and I was reading the paper.
Me: Hmm. What's this? (Reading) "Mysterious Police Disappearances Baffle the City. City stupefied as 20th police officer vanishes over the course of 24 hours."
Nico: Boy this is strange.
Qin: Yeah.
Lola: Who do you think is doing this?
Nico: No idea.
Marge: It's not just the cops, it's also Homer and Timmy!
Trixie Tang: Yeah they vanished too!
Me: Weird! Where could they have gone?
Nico: I don't know but we found ourselves our next rescue mission! Rescue Team, lets move out!
We were off and Marge and Trixie were going to hope for their return!
With that, Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily, along with Gearhead, Frictor, Aligned Scowl, Sir Pantsalot of Dropseat Manor, Mingy Jongo and Lard Lad Statue as well as Thor, Uta, Meadow Evans, The Muses and the Zevo-3 were walking in the city and we were on a really awesome rescue.
Me: Where do you think the cops went to?
Girl Jordan: Boy good question.
Leeli: Yeah no kidding. This is too weird.
Xenia: It's not like them to just disappear like that.
Ibara: Yeah this is weird.
Laney: Well we'll find them.
Thor: It will be a most good adventure for us.
Nico: Thor, I want to thank you, Gearhead, and your teams for coming.
Thor: Thy welcome Nico. It will be fun.
Uta: It sure will.
Nico: Uta, remember when we met you last year?
Uta: How can I forget. That was so awesome.
Me: Yeah we heard this amazing song.
Applejack: And before that during my missions y'all beat up Kyle Finkster and that was amazing.
Leni: That was totes amazing.
Qin: It sure was.
Uta: It sure was fun.
Nico: It sure was and he had it coming too.
Apple Bloom: Boy he sure did.
Haruka: Can we hear said song?
Uta: Sure.
She sang her song and it was amazing. She sang as she was doing amazing parkour and jumping stunts off some of the buildings and it was BREATHTAKING! Like she was a graceful acrobat and a great and skillful force.
Qin: WHOA!
When she was done we were amazed as she landed by us.
Taro: WHOA!
Haruka: That was incredible!
Qin: Yeah!
Me: That is so awesome.
Nico: Yep.
Tsuyoshi: What is the story of Uta?
Me: She came from a world in a Japan that was turned into an Apocalyptic Sight. It was a Tokyo that was entombed in a ginormous bubble that had this mysterious power. She and her friend Hibiki and their friends made that city into an enormous Parkour arena.
Qin: That is something Lynn would love.
Nico: Yeah!
Xenia: That is awesome and amazing.
Haruka: Wow! That sounds like something I would love to see.
Nico: Me too.
Eli: That would be awesome to see though.
Sonoi: It sure would be cool.
Qin: Yeah.
Me: Boy yesterday was awesome though.
Lola: It sure was.
Nico: Yesterday brought peace for Ransik's past.
Me: It sure did.
Wendy Sapphira: Yeah that was amazing.
Lola: But I'm glad we saved Dr. Fericks from himself.
Lincoln: We sure did and we now have Frax in the M.O.E.
Laney: Yeah. The separation took a tremendous amount of energy from him. Dr. Fericks is going to be out of commission and weak like that for a few days.
Lana: He is really exhausted and weak.
Camie: No kidding. Poor guy.
Varie: Yeah but he will be better soon.
Nico: Better exhausted than dead.
Qin: Yeah. But at least he is okay.
Uta: Yeah he sure is.
Frictor: I'm glad he is all right though.
Crag: All of us are.
Camie: Same here.
Tsuyu: Yeah no kidding. Frax was mutated somehow and left for dead. But now he is back to what he was before.
Lola: Yeah no kidding.
Me: I talked it over with Jenn and his crimes will warrant a little bit of community service. But don't worry. I got just the job for him.
Nico: Really?
Me: Yep. Gardening in our garden.
Nico: Good idea.
Me: It's going to be a while before he's back to full strength though.
Maria: Still can't believe that Ransik pulled Frax out of Doomtron right before it blew up.
Me: That was a big risk but it ultimately paid off and he proved that he redeemed himself to Frax.
Nico: It sure did. Ransik proved that he changed.
Xenia: He sure did.
Lola: I'm proud of him.
Uta: All of us are.
Leeli: We sure are.
We came across a building adorned with a giant Burns bobble head. We made sure no guards saw us.
Taro: Trixie. Marge. We're here. Are you sure there hasn't been any news on Homer and Timmy?
Trixie Tang: (from Communicator) No. They've been gone for 2 days. Me and Marge are worried. You know what they've been like since...
Lyra: Yeah. We know. But therapy will have to wait until after we find them. And we WILL find them.
Marge: (from Communicator) We know you will, Lyra. We're just worried about whether you'll find Homie and Timmy alive or dead.
Me: Don't worry we don't die that easily Marge.
Taro noticed the powerful weapons the guards have.
Taro: Whoever's behind this is getting ready for a siege. What is he or she up to?
Trixie Tang: (from Communicator) Does it matter? Just find Timmy and Hommer and get the hell out of there. Okay?
Lyra: What are you worried about? It's us we're talking about after all.
Marge: (from Communicator) We may be the most powerful force in the Universe but even we're not THAT invincible.
Me: Marge don't worry. We are now TRULY invincible. We are also truly immortal too. Don't worry. We'll find them.
We went into the building and snuck around quietly. We observed from another room that it was Augustus Burns IV.
Augustus Burns IV: (to his goons) Shut up, idiots. I'm trying to think here!
Captive Cop: (smirks) Does it hurt?
Lyra (giggles): I like that guy.
Me: (GASP) (Whispers) Guys that's Augustus Burns IV. I thought he was in jail after you guys beat him in that auction.
Nico: (Whispers) So did I.
Me: And he had Number 11: Big Eye.
Augustus Burns IV: Shut your stupid mouth! You're just lucky I need you later!
Taro: (to Marge and Trixie) Well, I found the cops, but not Timmy and Homer. Augustus Burns IV has them. But it sounds like he has a plan for them. So at least for now, she's not gonna hurt them.
Marge: (from communicator) Sounds good. Just be careful.
Lyra: It's all gonna work out fine. It always does.
Trixie Tang: (from communicator) How can you be so sure? They haven't been the same since your big mission. They won't even talk about the Crocker or Burns.
Taro: Don't worry, Trixie. We're going to help them as best as we can. It's all we CAN do.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: We better be ready.
Eventually, we entered a room with a massive shrine to Burns in the back, complete with an oversized mechanical version of him. And in the arms of the mechanical memorial was a giant ball, in which Homer and Timmy were contained, sitting in lotus positions, their fists pressed together and their heads down.
Lyra: Marge. Trixie. We found them.
Marge: (from communicator) Thank God. Are they okay?
Taro: They're trapped, but alive. Augustus made a giant Burns monument... thing that's holding a giant hamster ball with Homer and Timmy trapped in it and we can't get to them. And I can't just blast away at it in case he's rigged it with explosives or something. They've got limited oxygen, so we have to hurry. There's a panel that controls the monument, but it needs a keycard. How much you want a bet Augustus has it?
Trixie: (from communicator) Take him down, get that key and save Timmy and Homer.
Lyra: We're on it.
But just then, the speaker systerm came on.
Augustus Burns: I was wondering when you'd show up, Momoi! Simpson and Turner are going to die and you're gonna watch it happen! I just wish it was you and Heartstrings in there instead so you could feel what it's like to choke on your last breath like my father died! You could've saved him, but you didn't! He's gone because you let that Cyclobot and Anoni kill him!
Taro: How convenient how you left out the part that we let the Cyclobot and Anoni kill him because we had to dodge their attacks which were aimed at us in the first place.
Me: Yeah.
Xenia: This is gonna be good.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: First, we need to find a way to Augustus himself.
Me: Lets see.
I used my X-Ray vision and found him on the top floor of the building.
Me: Found him. Top floor.
Eli: This is gonna be a tough battle though.
We found our way to the top floor. We slowly crept towards Augustus and then Lyra grabbed him by the collar.
Lyra: Just make this easy on you and give me the key, Augustus!
Augustus Burns: You didn't want to save my father. So now, I don't wanna give you the key!
Taro rolled his eyes and reached into Augustus' shirt, pulling the keycard out from it.
Taro: How very clever.
Augustus Burns: No! That's mine! Let me go!
Lyra: If you insist.
Lyra let Augustus go and then, Spiderman webbed him to the floor.
Taro: I was really hoping you could get better without your father. I guess I was wrong.
Lincoln: Now to end him once and for all!
Spiderman: He won't be going anywhere webbed up like this. Saving Homer and Timmy comes first.
Me: Right.
Nico: J.D., Eli, keep an eye on him. Make sure he doesn't move.
Me: Right.
We watched him like a hawk.
Nico used the keycard on the shrine, causing it to throw the ball containing Homer and Timmy to the ground at its feet. This knocked Homer and Timmy out of their meditative trances and Homer delivered a powerful punch to knock the lid off of their prison.
Lyra: You okay?
Homer: What kept you?
Taro: And people say I'm ungrateful sometimes. Maybe next time, you should try not getting captured.
Timmy: What happened to the cops?
Lyra: They should be fine.
Augustus Burns: Forget about them, morons! They'll all be dead soon and so. Will. You!
At that moment, a nearby door raised up to reveal a bomb.
Taro: Crap. How much you wanna bet that's not the only one?
Nico: Taro, you and Lyra get the cops out of here! (to J.D. and Eli) J.D., Eli, help us deactivate the bombs!
Me: Right!
Me and Eli teleported to Nico and everyone.
We saw that it had 2 minutes left!
Me: A V9 Plastique bomb! And it's packed with enough explosive power to obliterate 400 city blocks!
Lyra: (to the cops) Okay, guys. Time to get moving!
Cop 1: What the Hell's going on out there?
Taro: Augustus got a bomb ready to level this place. We've got to get out of here. NOW!
Nico: It's a V9 Plastique Bomb and it has enough power to obliterate 400 city blocks!
Cop 1: WHAT!?
Me: I got this!
I went and took the bomb up into space!
I had to look for a place to detonate it out of harms way!
I found a perfect spot!
Me: Locus' old lair! Perfect!
I threw the bomb to Ringworld and it hit the lair. Then..
EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND POWERFUL FIERY EXPLOSION!
The explosion was felt all over!
Carolina: GEEZ WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?
Sarge: Lets find out!
Then Carolina got a call from me.
Carolina: Carolina?
Me: Carolina, J.D.
Carolina: Hey J.D.! Congratulations on getting rid of Burns and Crocker.
Me: Thanks. Also that explosion you felt was a powerful V9 Plastique bomb that I threw into Locus' lair and destroyed it. Long story on that.
Carolina: So that's what that explosion was!
Me: Yep. Sorry to bring you cause for alarm.
Carolina: No worries.
Taro and Lyra just got the cops out of there when they heard the explosion.
Taro: J.D.?! (sees us nearby) Oh, thank God.
They saw me looking at the building in shock while Augustus looked pleased with himself.
Nico: (growls at Augustus) What have you done?!
Augustus: Ha! Now you know how it feels!
Lyra: They think we're dead?
Taro: Let's correct that.
But then, they saw Augustus get out a knife.
Lyra: Dammit, we won't make it in time to stop him!
But then a Tiger Shark Gene-slammer appeared and bit his hand clear off and he screamed in excruciating pain!
Tiger Shark: (SPITS) (In a girls voice) BLECH! You taste horrible!
Nico: Bella Lewis! WHOA!
Tiger Shark: Nico! Whoa!
Nico: Awesome to see you again. A Tiger Shark fits you perfectly.
Bella Lewis: It sure does.
Lewis went to use his other arm and he grabbed the knife I teleported and kicked him in the face and knocked him down and I stomped on his hand and crushed it and he dropped the knife.
Me: The bomb detonated in Locus' old lair. The cops, Homer and Timmy are safe.
Taro: Thank God you guys are okay.
Homer: Where are the cops?
Lyra: They're fine. It was definitely a plan that could've given any of Crocker and Burns' a run for their money, but we managed to save everyone.
Timmy: We're done here.
Nico: (stops him) Uh uh, Timmy. We need to have a talk with you and Homer. Now.
Me: First this. We banish Augustus to the Black Gates.
Nico: Oh right.
Me: You can go live with your father in the Black Gates forever.
I used the Black Gates on him and banished him there forever.
Nico: Good riddance. Now where were we?
Me: (To Marge and Trixie on the Communicator) Homer and Timmy are safe and alive and all the cops are safe too.
Marge: Oh thank goodness J.D.! Thank you!
Trixie Tang: Yeah thank you!
Me: You're welcome.
Lyra: Homer, I know you and Timmy are haunted because of what happened.
Homer: I just feel like we could've made sure Burms and Crocker didn't have to die.
Timmy: Better yet, before J.D. came along, we could've convinced them to change their ways.
Taro: Are you the reason why Joker killed so many people before? No. He made his own decisions. Same with Luthor. And Maleficent and Xehanort. And Paul and Malfoy. And Kurata and Master Org. And Krytus and Masato Kusaka. It's not your fault Crocker and Burns became who they were. It's not Cosmo and Jorgen's fault either. You should not feel responsible for every decision that scumbags make.
Nico: Besides, if you want to blame someone, blame me. I tried talking them out of their scheme but I couldn't. I should be feeling haunted, not you two.
Homer: No, you shouldn't!
Timmy: It's not your fault. They chose not to stand down.
Nico: There you go. If I shouldn't feel haunted, neither should you two.
Me: Yeah that wasn't your fault guys. Homer, Timmy, Crocker and Burns would never change no matter how hard you try. They are completely irredeemable and they did all kinds of terrible things that made them cross the Moral Event Horizon. They didn't deserve any sympathy at all. Universe 666 Crocker and Burns are the exceptions. But not the prime universe ones.
Bella Lewis: Couldn't have said it better myself.
Me: Thanks.
Bella Lewis: I'm just glad that they are safe.
Nico: Same here.
Eli: No kidding. Now we've officially seen the last of the evils of the Burns legacy.
Qin: No kidding there.
Brittney: Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Leeli: That is for sure.
Camie: Yeah.
Taro: Bella, tell us about yourself.
Bella Lewis: Well I'm a skater and I have an amazing record. I won the X-Games 5 times in a row and I also won many skating competitions and more.
Me: Whoa! That's really impressive.
Xenia: It sure is. Stacy and Otto and friends would love to have you as their partner on their team.
Nico: I was going to say that.
Xenia: Yeah.
Bella Lewis: Thanks.
Me: You're welcome.
Nico: Shall we revert you back or do you want to wait till after the battles with the Anothers?
Bella Lewis: First, let me tell you guys another funny thing about myself!
Me: What is it?
Bella Lewis: I gave the Queen Bee girls in Nico's class a nasty humiliation prank.
Eli: What was it?
Bella Lewis: I stuffed a chocolate bar down their underwear and it melted and made it look like they crapped their pants!
WE THEN BURSTED OUT LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY!
Me: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) THAT IS FUNNY!
Nico: (LAUGHS) YEAH!
Eddy: (LAUGHS) THAT WAS A RIOT!
Maria: Now, that's funny!
Nico: YEAH!
Lola: (LAUGHS) SO FUNNY!
Bella Lewis: I'm ready to revert back.
Me: All right then.
I put on my blind man glasses.
Nicole: No peeking or I will kill you.
The boys covered their eyes.
Me: Just so you know Bella this is gonna be excruciatingly painful.
Bella Lewis: I'm ready.
Me: Here we go. (SNAPS FINGERS)
I snapped my fingers and she doubled over in excruciating pain.
Bella braced herself against the wall
Bella Lewis: KILL ME! IT HURTS! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!
Nico: That hurts.
She was back to normal and she was a girl with aqua blue hair and had blue eyes and had a crescent moon in the middle of her forehead.
Bella Lewis: (GROANS) GODDAMN! That hurt.
She saw that her pants and underwear fell off.
Bella Lewis: My clothes are too big for me to wear!
Rarity: Don't worry darling we can fix this.
The Fashion Brigade then gave her awesome new clothes. She had an aqua blue crop top shirt and had blue pants, blue vest and blue legwarmers and blue shoes and had blue fingerless gloves.
Bella Lewis: Whoa!
Varie formed a mirror and Bella saw herself.
Bella Lewis: Whoa! I look awesome!
Nico: Where were you Gene Slammed?
Bella Lewis: I was over at the skate park practicing for the next X-Games.
Qin: Geez.
Lana: Yeah no kidding.
Lola: But at least you're back to normal now and can change at will.
Bella Lewis: That's true.
Nico: Eli, sense for Swartz's creations.
Eli: Already found them. Another Shadowbolts, Another Universe 666 Zeno Bell and Dufort, Another Universe 666 David Banner, Another Beast (Krull 1983), Another Frictor and Another Gearhead.
Me: Whoa! This will be awesome.
Kia: Cool! So that means me, Jenna and Lina are first.
Jenna: Yep. This will be fun.
Me: Yep this will be awesome girls.
Lola: Yeah!
Nico: I see them!
ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!
We saw three figures fly in and we saw that they were dark versions of The Shadowbolts! It was ANOTHER SHADOWBOLTS!
Me: Whoa! Another Shadowbolts!
Rainbow Dash: This is gonna be a really awesome battle!
Kia: It sure is!
Jenna: No kidding!
Lina: And you are?
Another Shadowbolts: I believe that J.D. knows me.
They reverted back and we saw that it was a girl with yellow hair and had golden yellow eyes and orange clothes and she had orange angel wings and we saw that she was crying gold? What the.
Me: (GASP) Sarah Audiis!
Sarah Audiis: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Her tears are dripping to the ground and hardening into 24K gold nuggets.
Nico: You okay?
Sarah Audiis: Oh yeah. I am a strange one. As you can see I cry gold.
Nico picked up a nugget and it was completely real!
Nico: It's really real gold! This is completely unheard of!
Lisa Loud: This is an amazing scientific impossibility!
Me: Many people heard about crying diamonds but never gold. The reason is because Sarah was kidnapped and experimented on and given this crazy serum that makes her cry gold.
Nico: WHOA!
Me: Yeah. Read this.
I pulled up a report on the news. It showed this crazy old woman in a straitjacket locked up in an insane asylum.
Nico: (Reading) "Crazy old woman locked up in maximum security insane asylum for insane experiments on kidnapped people!?"
Me: Yep. Read more.
Nico: (Continues reading) "Eleanor McCallister found criminally insane for kidnapping people and poisoning people with a radical serum that makes people cry gold instead of tears so she can line her pockets with gold!?"
Maria: That's insane!
Eli: YEAH!
Sarah Audiis: I escaped from there and reported her.
Nico: Good.
Camie: She can stay there till she dies.
Me: Looks like Grim has a new reaping victim to go get.
Lina: Either way, we have a job to do.
Me: Firstly are the rest of the Anothers for today friendly or hostile?
Sarah Audiis: Friendly. And you will be surprised what the Another Universe 666 David Banner is.
Me: Thank goodness Hulk isn't with this group or he would go ballistic. He hates his father with a vengeance.
Nico: Yeah.
Girl Jordan: First lets separate you.
Leeli: Yeah.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and Sarah was separated from the Another Shadowbolts!
Nico: Nice!
Lina: Lets get them girls!
They fired waves of energy and blasted the Another Shadowbolts and I caught the Wonder Ride Book. It was called The Gold Tear Princess and the Quicksand Damsels and the Kingdom of the Dark Horses.
Me: Awesome title.
Nico: Yep. Next.
Me: Another Universe 666 Zeno Bell and Dufort.
Nico: Who do we call for that?
Me: Zinnia Zeus the Lightning Rod Gene-slammer.
Nico: All right then.
Maria called her in.
THUNDERCLAP! THUNDERCLAP! THUNDERCLAP!
In a bolt of lightning came Zinnia Zeus!
Zinnia Zeus: I'm here in a flash of lightning!
Qin: Yeah you are!
Nico: There they are!
We saw ANOTHER UNIVERSE 666 ZENO AND DUFORT!
Nico: Here we go.
Zinnia Zeus: This is gonna be electrifying.
Lola: Yeah.
Me: And you might be?
Another Universe 666 Zeno and Dufort: (In a girls voice) I believe you know me J.D.
They reverted back and we saw that it was a girl with red hair in pigtails and she had red clothes and had red eyes.
Me: (GASP) Zina Magnus! Whoa!
Nico: You know her?
Me: Yep. She's my friend from science and we specialized in lightning.
Nico: Nice!
Zinnia Zeus: Sorry we have to do this.
Lincoln: First this.
He fired a beam of light and separated Another Universe 666 Zeno and Dufort from her.
Zinnia Zeus: Now for some real lightning.
Another Universe 666 Zeno: BRING IT ON!
Zinnia Zeus: One Strike and You're Out!
She fired a blast of lightning and it hit them both and they exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Lightning Princess and the Mad Momodo King.
Me: Fitting.
Nico: Yep. Next.
Me: Another Universe 666 David Banner.
Qin: Oh boy.
Nico: Who do we call for this?
Me: We haven't assigned anyone yet for this one. So I'll face this one.
Nico: Okay.
Qin: Here we go.
Lola: Yep.
Nico: (telepathically) Okay, anyone want to volunteer to help J.D.?
Maggie Marluxia flew in.
Maggie Marluxia: I will. I think I found my archenemy.
Lola: Awesome!
Me: Awesome Maggie. Okay you are the Archenemy of Universe 666 David Banner.
Maggie Marluxia: Awesome! Boy this guy is going to feel my flowery wrath.
Nico: Okay. How about you tell that to him right now?
Out of the wall came a figure and it was ANOTHER UNIVERSE 666 DAVID BANNER!
Maggie Marluxia: Whoa! That is crazy! It's like he can merge with the elements.
Lola: That's like Absorbing Man's powers.
Lana: Yep.
Another Universe 666 David Banner: (In a girls voice) And I hate being in the earth.
Me: (GASP) That voice.
She reverted back and it was a girl with blue hair, blue eyes, and had the Kanji for Water in the middle of her forehead and she had blue clothes, blue angel wings and had Demyx's sitar and had the kanji for The 9 Tides of the Melodious Nocturnes on her skirt.
Me: (GASP) Denise Demyx!
Denise Demyx: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here.
Nico: If I had to guess you are the gene-slammer of Demyx.
Denise Demyx: That's right.
Me: Wow!
Maggie Marluxia: From one Organization XIII Gene Slammer to another, I'm sorry we have to do this.
Denise Demyx: I know Maggie. I know.
Lincoln: I got this.
Lincoln fired a blast of light and separated her from Another Universe 666 David Banner!
Maggie Marluxia: Now to unleash the wrath of the flowers!
Maggie formed a swirl of flowers and she formed her scythe!
Maggie fired waves of flowers and blinded him and then she slashed him and cleaved him in two! Then he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
i caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Melodious Nocturne and the Mad Elementalist of Evil.
Me: Cool title.
Qin: Yeah.
Me: Another Beast of Krull 1983 next.
Eli: Godzilla 2014 for that one.
Eli then whistled.
Then a roar was heard! Out came GODZILLA 2014!
Qin: Whoa!
Lola: A Kaiju battle with Another!
Lana: Yep!
Nico: Awesome!
Then Another Beast of Krull came!
Lola: There it is!
Nico: And you are?
Another Beast of Krull: (In a girls voice) I believe that J.D. knows me.
She reverted back and was a girl with red hair and green eyes and she had blue and red clothes and had blue angel wings and had green tail feathers.
Me: Amy Woody Woodpecker!
Nico: Whoa! Are you a hybrid of…
Amy Woody Woodpecker: I sure am. Hybrid of Woody Woodpecker. HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA! (PECKS NICO ALL OVER)
Nico: (laughs) How about you do that to Poromon?!
Amy Woody Woodpecker: (LAUGHS) Nah. The Mascots are too cute for that. But I will do it to Wally Walrus and Ms. Meanie.
Lola: Good call there.
Nico: Godzilla is sorry he has to fight you like this.
Amy Woody Woodpecker: No worries.
Lincoln fired a wave of light and separated her.
Amy Woody Woodpecker: Oh yeah!
Godzilla 2014 roared. He then charged his atomic breath and then fired and blasted down Another Beast of Krull and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
I caught the Wonder Ride Book and it was called The Woodpecker and the King of the Monsters and the Devil Beast.
Lola: Fitting title.
Me: Yep. Another Frictor next.
Uta: There he is!
We saw a dark figure and it was ANOTHER FRICTOR!
Frictor: YE MORTAL FOOLS HAVE AGITATED ALMIGHTY (ECHOING) FRICTOR! MASTER OF (ECHOING) FRICTION!
Me: This will be good.
Qin: Yep.
Uta: And you are?
Another Frictor: (In a girls voice) I believe that J.D. knows me.
She reverted back and she was a girl with purple hair and had purple eyes and blue and dark blue clothes.
Me: Fiona Frictrola! Whoa!
Fiona Frictrola: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here. Fiona is my friend from science and she specialized in friction.
Qin: Cool! Fitting for her.
Uta: Let's do this!
Lincoln fired a beam of light and separated her from Another Frictor!
Another Frictor: YE MORTAL FOOLS HAVE AGITATED ALMIGHTY (ECHOING) FRICTOR! MASTER OF (ECHOING) FRICTION!
Uta jumped and used amazing parkour moves and she swooped in and bashed him down with powerful force and I caught the Wonder Ride Book. It was called The Bubble Parkour Princess and the Master of Friction.
Me: Fitting.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Lastly we have Another Gearhead.
Nico: There he is!
We saw a figure and it was ANOTHER GEARHEAD!
Qin: This is amazing.
Eli: Yep.
Nico: Who are you?
Another Gearhead: (In a gears voice) I believe J.D. knows me.
She reverted back and it was a girl with black hair and yellow and black clothes.
Me: (GASP) Talia Gearstorm.
Talia Gearstorm: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Nico: You know her J.D.?
Me: I sure do. Talia is a technomancer and she can make anything from vehicles and junk.
Qin: That is cool!
Kaito: (Gets out Revice gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Zocks: (Gets out Saber gear) Because we can grant it instead.
Kaito got a Revice Sword and Zocks got a Saber sword.
Talia Gearstorm: Just to be a great technomancer and have the power to make my enemies get their butts kicked.
Me: That we can easily do.
Qin: Yeah it will be fun.
Talia Gearstorm: Yep.
Me: Sorry we have to fight like this.
Talia Gearstorm: No worries.
Sougo: (gets out Revice Ridewatch) We should introduce you to the junkyard.
Geiz: (Gets out Blades Ridewatch) There's plenty of things you can build there.
Sougo got ReviceArmor while Geiz got BladesArmor.
Talia Gearstorm: That always is a good place to begin there.
Nico: Yep.
Talia then turned into Another Gearhead!
Me: This will be good.
Nico: (gets out Gearhead's Ridewatch) I hope there's a vehicle nearby.
Nico saw a car and he activated the ridewatch and formed the car into a ray gun. Nico fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
Nico: Yeah! Now for some friction! (ACTIVATES FRICTOR'S RIDEWATCH)
He rubbed his hands really fast and fired a beam of red energy and smashed her down.
Me: Oh yeah!
May: (gets out Aligned Scowl's Ridewatch) It's Hammer time!
May activated it and fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
May: And here is a good one! (ACTIVATES SIR PANTSALOT OF DROPSEAT MANOR'S RIDEWATCH)
She got a mace club and bashed her all over the place.
Qin: Oh yeah!
Maria: (gets out Lard Lad Statue's Ridewatch) Homer, you'll like this one!
Maria activated it and a huge donut appeared in her hand and she bashed her all over.
Qin: OH YEAH!
Maria: And this one! (ACTIVATES MINGY JONGO'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired waves of magic and smashed her down.
Uta: My turn!
She activated Frictor's Ridewatch and she fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
Then Kyd Wykkyd, Black Baron, Hades Beast Manticore, Scarlet, Big Top Werewolf, and Ice Kate & Kid Kold came.
Nico: Nice team Kyd Wykkyd!
Kyd Wykkyd: Thanks Nico.
Lola: This will be fun!
Xenia: Yep!
Kyd Wykkyd: We saw the explosion.
Me: At least it didn't detonate here.
Lola: Yeah no kidding.
Qin: Yep.
But then we smelled something horrible!
Me: (SNIFFS) WHEW! MAN WHAT STINKS!?
Nico: Oh man!
Then we saw a Klefki!
Me: Hey a Klefki! Awesome!
Nico: Yeah!
Klefki: (In a girls voice) That smell is me.
Nico: Stella LeParadox!? Whoa!
Me: Wait a second! You mean you're…
She reverted back and was a girl with black hair and black clothes and she had a skunk tail and black angel wings.
Stella LeParadox: Yep. Daughter of the infamous Cyrille LeParadox. But unlike him I do it right. I got this.
She fired waves of energy and smashed her down and I caught the ridewatch and purified it. I brought Talia over.
Nico: Who stepped on a duck?
Stella LeParadox: Sorry. I can't help it.
Uta: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Stella LeParadox: When me and Nico stole the loot of all the Queen Bee girls and pinned the blame on numerous bully jerks we hate.
Me: Very clever.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico and Stella hugged.
Nico: I'm missed you.
Stella LeParadox: Me too Nico. Me too.
We went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Hikaru, Esther Blanchett, Engagement Ring Princess, Lumpy Space Princess, Princess Princess Princess, and Emerald Princess are heading to Iran, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the six girls here and Ets is going to rescue the seven girls here, but we're going to destroy Jessica Bailey, the major antagonist in the light novel and anime series Date A Live, and we're going to see to it she pays for every last one of her crimes in full.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Iran, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the six girls here and Ets is going to rescue the seven girls here, but we're going to destroy Jessica Bailey, the major antagonist in the light novel and anime series Date A Live, and we're going to see to it she pays for every last one of her crimes in full.
Nicole: Oh, I've heard of her, she's a sadistic bloodthirsty bitch who enjoys hurting spirits for her own sick amusement and killing thousands of innocent people for pleasure, Lincoln, I hope you rip her to shreds.
Lincoln: I will, Nicole, she deserves to draw her last breath here in Iran and she will be banished to The Black Gates for her crimes, and I want to thank you and your team for joining us, Hikaru.
Hikaru: You're welcome, Lincoln.
Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long green hair and blood red headband, blood red eyes, fangs, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful green angel wings, she's dressed in a midnight green short-sleeved blouse, sleeveless green top, necklace with pearls and blood red gem for the pendant, long green frilly skirt with jewels around the waist, white bridal gloves, green knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with darkness, mermen, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Basshaa, and holstered on her back is a massive Merman-themed greatsword with embedded blood red gems and Basshaa etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged green blade, large green merman heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces embedded on both sides of the hilt with blood red gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large white angel heads and large blood red gem on the bottom of the large white angel heads for the pommel, and with her are the the six girls Lincoln is to rescue and the seven girls Ets is to rescue.
Nico: Whoa, looks like we've run into the next Demon Race Embodiment.
Green-Haired Girl: Oops, sorry about the scare, but I managed to get the girls away from that psychopath, Jessica Bailey.
Lincoln: (Gasps) That voice, Melania Douglas, I knew it was you.
?: I will enjoy killing every last one of you pathetic heroes and I will enjoy hearing your screams of pain!
We then saw our target, Jessica Bailey, and she was now out for blood.
Sylvester: Oh great, here she comes.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: Looks like we didn't need to look any further, as soon as she saw us coming, her desire to inflict pain and suffering on any potential victims forced her into action, and it will soon lead to her death. Let's get her!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Phoenix-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Elemental Universal Justice and Divine Elemental Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Archangel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Heavenly Lightstorm Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Archangel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Justice, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Magical Elemental Fairy Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Fairy Wolf Justice and Divine Elemental Fairy Magic Mysticon Wolf Hope and he had his Lupus' Celestial Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice and Eye of Lupus orb ready, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Hikaru and his team, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nico, Nicole, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Jessica Bailey, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Jessica Bailey's psychopathic nature was becoming far more dangerous as her laughter became more and more psychotic and insane and she charged at us to kill us all and slake her thirst for blood, but Lincoln fired black and blood red energy blasts from his massive greatsword which transformed into blades and the blades hit and pierced Jessica Bailey and the blades sucked out every last bit of blood and life energy from her body and Lincoln absorbed her blood and life energy and as soon as Lincoln was done, Jessica Bailey was reduced to a desiccated corpse and he sent her soul to The Black Gates forever. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: You've had this coming for a long time, Jessica, now you will be forgotten forever for what you have done. (To Melania Douglas) And it's so good to see you again, Melania Douglas.
Melania Douglas: You too, Linky, it's been such a long time.
Lincoln went up to Melania Douglas and he hugged her, and Melania Douglas is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms and short stubble on his jawline, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you nine since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Melania Douglas: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old 7'9" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms and short stubble on your jawline and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot in height and become a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago. Plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Nico: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and he's become truly immortal.
Me: And Lincoln, you know this sexy mama?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., this is Melania Douglas, Embodiment of The Merman Race, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan, and she was born with not only the dark powers and strengths of the mermen, but she was also born with the dark powers and strengths of The Merman and none of their weaknesses. Adriene's known for defending Lincoln with a fierce passion not only from his enemies, but also from the heartlessness of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and she's also gotten along well with Leni, Luna, Laney, Lana, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita, and just like me and the other vampires, she feeds on blood bags from the blood bank, and she also knew of me being a powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, and she's also friends with Lucy and her friends in The Young Morticians' Club.
Victoria Kurenai: And she's also among the many members of The Michigan Supernatural Defense Force, a group of vampire hunters formed by Lincoln, the other Kamen Rider Kiva embodiments, and the embodiments of The Wolfen Race, Merman Race, Franken Race, Fangire Race, Kivat Race, Doran Race, Legendorga Race, Mermaid Race, Ghost Race, Gigant Race, Hobbit Race, and Goblin Race, and their job is to defend Michigan, Royal Woods, and Great Lakes City from the threat of evil vampires, evil werewolves, and other evil supernatural creatures of the night.
Ravenna Amaranth: We also teamed up with The Ghosthunters Club and other clubs for some of their more dangerous missions involving powerful vampire lords, werewolves, witches, warlocks, demons, and demon lords. Lincoln made Melania a beautiful necklace with white pearls and a blood red gem for the pendant, and to show thanks, Melania kissed Lincoln on the lips underneath the full moon as the wolves howled and the vampire bats flew to enjoy the darkness, and she hates Pablo and Anderson with a burning passion, and she absolutely loathes and despises King, the ruler of The Fangires, along with The Checkmate Four, along with The Legendorga with an absolutely intense and burning hatred for what they've done, and that absolutely intense and burning hatred is so powerful that all Fangires and even The Legendorga were absolutely afraid of her, even Takato Shiramine and Takashi Sugimura, leader of The Legendorga, fear the Embodiment of The Merman Race.
Me: Whoa!
Nico: Damn, she's really that powerful?!
Lincoln: Yep, and we've taken down many evil monsters long ago, and her skills in The Dark Arts and darkness are never to be underestimated. Plus, she also taught me how to use the powers of The Merman Race, and she's also one fast swimmer.
Nico: That's right, the Merman Race are known as fast swimmers.
Me: It's too bad we didn't get a chance to meet you last year when we went after King and his minions.
Nico: Yeah, that was a bust, you would've kicked some serious Fangire and Legendorga ass.
Marianne Shelly: Yeah, I would've wanted to kick King, Takato, and Takashi's asses hard, along with beating up the other Legendorga and the other members of The Checkmate Four, but, I'm so glad to hear King and the rest of The Checkmate Four, along with Takashi Sugimura and Takato Shiramine got The Black Gates.
Selena Kurenai: They were nothing but bastards, every last one of them, except for Maya who was once The Pearlshell Fangire along with Mio Suzuki, but she got turned against her own will.
Lincoln: And some of the Fangires and The Mummy, Gargoyle, and Medusa Legendorga are now part of The Masters of Evil and some of them are now the archenemies of many of our friends.
Melania Douglas: Wow.
Nico: It sure is, and if they come out for the usual battles and when they see you, please try not to attack them.
Melania Douglas: Okay, but I'll settle for scaring them when they see me, and I may even ask my father to show up.
Lincoln: Good idea, Melania, and now that you're here.
Suddenly, Lincoln hugged Melania Douglas in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Melania Douglas: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Melania Douglas' neck with blood red gems on the gold lightning bolts and green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Melania Douglas: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Melania Douglas.
Melania Douglas had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her, and he leans down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the thirteen girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, he immediately recognized them. The six girls Lincoln set out to rescue are Raiko the Thunder Elemental and Otoha, Kyouka, Kanadeko, Nene, and Aria from Omega Quintet and the seven girls Ets set out to rescue are Moo, Shell, Azul, Red, Pepper, Stressball and Poffy.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Raiko the Thunder Elemental and Otoha, Kyouka, Kanadeko, Nene, and Aria from Omega Quintet.
Ets: And Moo, Shell, Azul, Red, Pepper, Stressball and Poffy.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Suddenly, Moo, Shell, Azul, Red, Pepper, Stressball and Poffy jumped on Ets and they kissed him all over his face, massive muscular body, and eight-pack abs.
Lincoln: I knew you'd get jumped like that again, Ets. Are you girls okay?
Raiko: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Raiko and the other five girls saw who it was that saved them from Jessica Bailey, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 7'9" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscrossing straps and large circular chest plate with phoenix on it, large Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and right on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between the kanji that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large orange gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracelet and other bracelets merged with them, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow marks with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers, he has ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are nine golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense blue aura around him.
Raiko: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Lincoln made five clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Raiko: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Raiko, Otoha, Kyouka, Kanadeko, Nene, and Aria with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team were shocked to find out the villain we went after was Jessica Bailey, the major antagonist in the light novel and anime series Date A Live.
But, when Lincoln showed what happened such as all of us giving that murderous bitch the beatdown of her miserable life and Lincoln finishing her off by firing vampiric black and blood red energy blades from his massive greatsword which hit her and he sucked out all her blood and life energy and sent her soul to The Black Gates forever, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him all over, and they had steam whistling out their ears. Lincoln and Melania Douglas have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: Damn, I never expected to see an old enemy of some of your future wives to show up, but it's been a long while.
Lincoln: I know, but I haven't lost my touch when it comes to putting down the enemies of my future wives.
Me: You got that right.
Nico: But, if any more old enemies of your future wives show up, well, you know what'll happen to them.
Lincoln: Yep, torn to shreds and sent to The Black Gates.
After getting rid of Jessica Bailey and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Melania Douglas saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her faces, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Melania Douglas: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 17-year-old, 7'9" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out for many years. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Melania, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Melania Douglas: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Melania Douglas: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Nico: Yep. So, Melania, what's the story on why you hate Pablo and Anderson with a burning passion other than for the obvious reasons?
Melania Douglas: Now, that's something I haven't forgotten, but their attempted attack was foiled by our security system at our gym alerted us of their presence.
Melania Douglas pulled up a video and it played on the screen, and it shows Lincoln and Melania, along with his other Guardian Angels in their personal gym that Lincoln and his Guardian Angels had built and go to, and they were working out in their gym and Lincoln was 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever and they were really working up a sweat. Suddenly, their alarm sounded, and the computer showed them who it was that triggered the alarm: it was those two buttface psychopaths, Pablo and Anderson and they were out for blood.
Past Melania Douglas: Ugh, not those buttface psychopaths again!
Past Lincoln: Ugh, I should've known there was no mistaking them from anywhere. Well, we better take care of them at once.
Lincoln and his Guardian Angels put down the weights and headed outside where they saw those two buttface psychos out for blood, and they ran at them, but Lincoln and Melania fired powerful blasts of water which drenched those two buttface psychos hard, and right into a straitjacket trap Lincoln set up and they were tied up in straitjackets and loaded into a police car which took them to prison.
Past Melania Douglas: Wow, that was one awesome trap you set up, Lincoln.
Past Lincoln: They made a big mistake in trying to attack us, and look at what happened.
Suddenly, Melania Douglas wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face and muzzle, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Melania Douglas' face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs as the video ends.
Nico: (LAUGHS) Oh man, now that was one slick move: you and Melania blasted them with waves of water and they got caught in a straitjacket trap you set up and they also got taken to jail, nice.
Lincoln: Thanks, and we also relied on the fact that they're dumber than a truck tire and didn't see it coming.
Me: They sure were dumber than a truck tire.
Laney: Those buttfaces didn't know when to quit, all they wanted was to kill Lincoln and everyone all around him, they were that dangerous.
Nico: They sure were, but now, they're nothing more than humiliation fodder, and we've been really giving them nothing but pain for all their crimes.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Arcana Triumph Joker, Bloom Harmonist the Melodious Composer, Gem-Knight Lady Brilliant Diamond, Witchcrafter Edel, Witchcrafter Genni, Witchcrafter Haine, Witchcrafter Madame Verre, Witchcrafter Pittore, Witchcrafter Potterie, Witchcrafter Schmietta, and Witchcrafter Vice-Madame are heading to Jolly Roger Bay.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 7'9", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Arcana Triumph Joker, Bloom Harmonist the Melodious Composer, Gem-Knight Lady Brilliant Diamond, Witchcrafter Edel, Witchcrafter Genni, Witchcrafter Haine, Witchcrafter Madame Verre, Witchcrafter Pittore, Witchcrafter Potterie, Witchcrafter Schmietta, and Witchcrafter Vice-Madame are dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Arcana Triumph Joker, Bloom Harmonist the Melodious Composer, Gem-Knight Lady Brilliant Diamond, Witchcrafter Edel, Witchcrafter Genni, Witchcrafter Haine, Witchcrafter Madame Verre, Witchcrafter Pittore, Witchcrafter Potterie, Witchcrafter Schmietta, and Witchcrafter Vice-Madame had feelings for Lincoln and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of thugs Trina Riffins hired to kill them, Lincoln killed them all and sucked out their blood and life energy, which made Trina Riffins go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at him and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of that bitch, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that bitch, Trina Riffins, has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Arcana Triumph Joker: Wow, so this is Yoshi's Tropical Island, it sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Arcana Triumph Joker, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Arcana Triumph Joker, Bloom Harmonist the Melodious Composer, Gem-Knight Lady Brilliant Diamond, Witchcrafter Edel, Witchcrafter Genni, Witchcrafter Haine, Witchcrafter Madame Verre, Witchcrafter Pittore, Witchcrafter Potterie, Witchcrafter Schmietta, and Witchcrafter Vice-Madame dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, then they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Arcana Triumph Joker, Bloom Harmonist the Melodious Composer, Gem-Knight Lady Brilliant Diamond, Witchcrafter Edel, Witchcrafter Genni, Witchcrafter Haine, Witchcrafter Madame Verre, Witchcrafter Pittore, Witchcrafter Potterie, Witchcrafter Schmietta, and Witchcrafter Vice-Madame got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, but then, they saw hulking muscle-bound thugs hired by Trina Riffins coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he'd sucked out their muscle mass and strength and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he sent them to The Black Gates forever.
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Arcana Triumph Joker, Bloom Harmonist the Melodious Composer, Gem-Knight Lady Brilliant Diamond, Witchcrafter Edel, Witchcrafter Genni, Witchcrafter Haine, Witchcrafter Madame Verre, Witchcrafter Pittore, Witchcrafter Potterie, Witchcrafter Schmietta, and Witchcrafter Vice-Madame, and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Arcana Triumph Joker, Bloom Harmonist the Melodious Composer, Gem-Knight Lady Brilliant Diamond, Witchcrafter Edel, Witchcrafter Genni, Witchcrafter Haine, Witchcrafter Madame Verre, Witchcrafter Pittore, Witchcrafter Potterie, Witchcrafter Schmietta, and Witchcrafter Vice-Madame placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive muscular body, and eight-pack abs.
Nico: Whoa, looks like someone really had an awesome time at Jolly Roger Bay, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!
Suddenly, eleven Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Arcana Triumph Joker, Bloom Harmonist the Melodious Composer, Gem-Knight Lady Brilliant Diamond, Witchcrafter Edel, Witchcrafter Genni, Witchcrafter Haine, Witchcrafter Madame Verre, Witchcrafter Pittore, Witchcrafter Potterie, Witchcrafter Schmietta, and Witchcrafter Vice-Madame with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Arcana Triumph Joker, Bloom Harmonist the Melodious Composer, Gem-Knight Lady Brilliant Diamond, Witchcrafter Edel, Witchcrafter Genni, Witchcrafter Haine, Witchcrafter Madame Verre, Witchcrafter Pittore, Witchcrafter Potterie, Witchcrafter Schmietta, and Witchcrafter Vice-Madame are now in your harem.
Nico: It's going to be awesome having the Witchcrafter monsters in Lincoln's harem, and each of the Witchcrafter monsters are named after the words in various languages related to artisan crafts,
Jenna: And Trina Riffins had some nerve trying to kill them, that heartless murderous bitch's just making things much worse for herself.
Serena Logan: Trina really is a murderous rage-crazy bitch to try those sorts of stunts, but just like Flip, she's just making things worse for herself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Arcana Triumph Joker, Bloom Harmonist the Melodious Composer, Gem-Knight Lady Brilliant Diamond, Witchcrafter Edel, Witchcrafter Genni, Witchcrafter Haine, Witchcrafter Madame Verre, Witchcrafter Pittore, Witchcrafter Potterie, Witchcrafter Schmietta, and Witchcrafter Vice-Madame, now she's really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of her hulking muscle-bound hired thugs to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass and strength and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and she should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Trina Riffins scream with extreme hatred and rage, and now, she's officially lost her mind.
Maria: Yeah, up yours, bitch!
Nico: If that bitch so much as breaks out and we face her on your rescue, Lincoln, I hope you break every last bone in her body.
Lincoln: Are you kidding, if Trina broke out, Courtney would wind up getting to her before any of us did, and she'd really do a lot worse than the beatdown she gave that rage-crazy Spawn of Satan during The 20 Days of Darkness.
Me: Yeah, and she's lucky we're not giving her The Black Gates because she doesn't deserve it.
Lincoln: Death's too kind for her, she deserves to suffer our humiliations, and from what we've been doing by always winning against evil, it's driving her and the other jerks completely nuts!
Nico: (Snickers) In more ways than one, Lincoln.
Later it was time for Natalia's 2nd mission.
William: Anyone else want to go with Natalia? Besides Fairy Woman, Girl Jordan, and Cheese?
Nico: We're gonna meet Kit and the others at Grace's books.
Leeli: I said I would be going too.
Qin: Yes you did.
Xenia: Yep.
Camie: Me, Tsuyu, Himiko, Sirius, Kaina, Ochaco and Toru will go too.
Nico: Cool!
Qin: Okay then.
Nico: Lets roll.
We were off to Los Angeles.
We arrived.
Kit: Hey guys!
Kase: Hey Kit. Hey guys.
Natalia: (Russian Accent) Kit, this is my archenemy.
Fairy Woman: Awesome to meet you guys. I'm Fairy Woman, Robot made by Dr. Wily and I am a Nature Robot Master.
Chris Ramirez: Wow awesome to meet you!
Girl Jordan: I'm Girl Jordan. But J.D. calls me G.J.
Me: It's her initials.
Leeli: I'm Leeli Wingfeather. Awesome to meet you guys.
Kit: Same here.
Camie: I'm Camie Utsushimi.
Tsuyu: I'm Tsuyu Asui.
Sirius: I'm Sirius.
Kaina: I'm Kaina Tsutsumi.
Ochaco: I'm Ochaco Uraraka.
Himiko: I'm Himiko Toga.
Toru: And I'm Toru Hagakure.
Kit: Wow awesome to meet you ladies.
Toru: Same here.
Cheese: I like chocolate milk.
Me: Oh and this is Cheese.
Kit: The brainless Imaginary Friend. Awesome!
Me: Yep. He has a brain the size of an amoeba but he is really funny and drives our enemies batty.
Len: (LAUGHS) That's funny!
Cheese was desperately reaching for one of the books. Kit wanted to help.
Kit: Here, buddy, let me help you.
Cheese: Let me do it. [swats Kit's hand away]
But Kit was persistent. When he tried to push it closer to the edge, Cheese wasn't happy.
Cheese: Let me!
And when he tried to help him for the third time, Cheese has had enough.
Cheese: NO, LET ME! [bites Kit's hand]
CHOMP!
Kit: OUCH! He bit me!
Me: He doesn't know any better. He's an idiot.
Eli: Yeah he is one of the dumbest members of the team we have next to Billy.
Girl Jordan: Yeah he sure is.
Leeli: But he is really funny.
Kaina Tsutsumi: Yeah.
Master Eubulon: Natalia, I understand you don't have a Ventaran counterpart. But I've made a new Kamen Rider deck just for you.
He gave her a neon orange deck with a Wolf Symbol on it.
Natalia: Wow I'm truly honored.
Camie: That is so awesome.
Eli: It sure is.
Toru: I'll say.
Kit: By the way guys awesome job destroying Crocker and Burns.
Me: Thanks guys. Boy news spread really fast all over the universe like wildfire about that.
Eli: It sure did.
Tsuyu: Yeah everyone can't stop talking about it.
Nico: That was so awesome.
Himiko: Yeah it sure was.
Nico: No kidding.
Camie: But it finally brought an end to an incredibly dark saga for all the team.
Me: Before, during and after The 20 Days of Darkness.
Kit: (laughs) And I only left you guys alone for about a day!
Me: I know! That is crazy! Boy everyone must've been watching that.
Eli: And just recently earlier this morning we killed Burns' illegitimate son Augustus Burns IV and banished him to the Black Gates.
Me: Yep. Years ago we beat him in an auction and sent him to prison.
Nico: He was after a Number Card. Number 11: Big Eye. I outbid him by a longshot and we got the card.
Eli: We sure did.
Nico: Yep. And we battled him and sent his sorry ass to prison.
Kit: WHOA! That is awesome!
Me: Yep.
Kit: I can't believe Crocker was that evil.
Me: He was more than just evil. He was a psychotic megalomaniacal fucked up whackjob.
Eli: Yep.
Nico: Yeah.
Master Eubulon: Anyway, I have reason to believe Albert Cho might be making his move.
Me: Albert Cho? Whoa man I haven't seen him in a while.
Nico: I know.
Me: I thought he would have given up after we killed Xaviax.
Eli: Yep.
Master Eubulon: Hunt will be joining you guys shortly.
Me: Okay then.
Eli: I sense that Albert is right in the Park.
Camie: Then lets get a move on.
Eli: Yeah.
Me: What about his brother Danny?
Kit: My guess is that Danny still doesn't remember he's a Rider. And Albert plans to keep it that way for his own safety.
Me: Well he holds as massive as a responsibility as we do as well as all the riders.
Eli: Yep.
Natalia: Lets head out.
Me: Lets find Danny First. We need his help.
Nico: Good idea.
We went to his apartment and met Danny.
Nico: Sup, Danny.
Me: Been a long time Danny.
Danny Cho: Wow! J.D. it has been a while.
Me: It sure has. Danny we need your help to talk some sense into your brother. You need to be a Kamen Rider again.
Danny Cho: I was a rider?
Me: (In my head) Kit was right. (Out loud) You sure were. Look into my eyes and remember.
My eyes glowed and they showed him that he was INDEED A RIDER! He was Kamen Rider Axe!
Danny Cho: I remember! I will do it.
Nico: Great!
Hunt then arrived.
Hunt: Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late.
Me: Long time no see Hunt.
Hunt: Whoa! J.D. its been a long time. You've gotten bigger and taller.
Me: I know. My powers have evolved a lot. Long story.
Nico: Yep. But we got to head to the Park.
We were off.
Danny Cho: WHOA! You're…
Hunt: (to Danny) I know. It's like looking into a mirror, isn't it?
Danny Cho: I know. It's like I have a twin.
We got to the park.
Eli: He is around here.
Nico: Yep.
We then saw a figure and it was ALBERT CHO!
Me: Target sighted.
We went over.
Me: Albert!
He saw me.
Albert Cho: J.D. Knudson. So you have come.
Me: I knew you still had some ill feelings ever since I killed Xaviax. Sheesh that was 15 years ago. Just let it go.
Albert Cho: Relax. I'm not here for you. I'm here for Girl Jordan.
Girl Jordan: Why?
Albert Cho pressed a button and a time portal opened up.
Albert Cho: (to me) This actually isn't for you. Based on how you've refused Xaviax's offers so many times. (to Girl Jordan) This is a time portal that leads to the day when Carnage ruined your life. What do you say you and I ditch Xaviax and Team Loud Phoenix Storm? If you do, I'll gladly help you go back in time and destroy Carnage before he has a chance to ruin your life along with anyone else's.
Kit: (in realization) Was Xaviax supposed to make this offer?
Albert Cho: Hey, he probably couldn't care less about Carnage. But me? I DO think Carnage is a threat. Besides, Carnage beind erased from the timeline. You can't deny the results that come with that.
From a nearby rooftop, JTC looked annoyed by this.
JTC: (in frustration) Dammit, Cho! Now I'm gonna have to think of a new offer for J.D.! (walks away)
Me: (Senses him) (In my head) So JTC was going to do this one.
Danny Cho: (to me) Don't, J.D. Now's not the right time to take JTC on.
Me: I know that and I'll wait for him.
Girl Jordan: Here's what I say to your offer.
Girl Jordan fired an energy blast and destroyed the remote he had and the time portal closed.
Me: What the fuck is it with villains offering us a chance to go back in time and erase evil!? Honesty, it's about as stale as your brain.
Eli: Yeah!
Me: Why can't they just accept the fact that doing that will endanger the entire universe and destroy everything?
Girl Jordan: That's right! So take your offer and shove it up your ass! SCREW YOU FUCKWAD!
Albert Cho: Well, can't say I didn't try to be nice. Kamen Rider!
He turned into KAMEN RIDER SPEAR!
Hunt: Kamen Rider!
Hunt turned into KAMEN RIDER AXE!
Natalia: Kamen Rider!
Natalia turned into an awesome new rider! She was a neon red, orange and yellow rider and had phoenix angel wings! She turned into KAMEN RIDER STAREON!
Nico: COOL!
Eli: Awesome!
Me: Yeah! KIBAL LETS HOWL!
(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)
I turned into WOLF MOON 🌙!
Me: (HOWLS)
Eli: YEAH!
Albert Cho: Wait. Danny?!
Danny Cho: Um.. what about me?
Nico: (hands him axe) Here's an actual axe you can use.
Me: You'll regain your powers soon. But it's time to RELEASE THE WOLF! (HOWLS)
A massive wave of blue fire exploded out of me and I was ready to strike!
I teleported and kicked Albert in his face and kicked him down!
I fired waves of blue fire and burned him all over!
He got up and I dodged his punches and kicks.
He then used his axe on me and I blocked his strikes with my scythe.
I teleported and slashed him on his back.
Kit: Nico, let me show you how mirror travel works.
Kit then went into a mirror.
Nico: WHOA! Like walking through a portal to another dimension!
Eli: YEAH! Try it.
Nico: Okay.
Nico then stepped through mirror and he was in the world of VENTARA!
Nico: Whoa so this is Ventara! But it looks so much like home.
Kit: It sure does.
I teleported and kicked him in his face.
Nico and Kit then emerged from a mirror behind Albert.
Albert Cho: What the?!
Nico: (gets out Gearhead and Overdrive's Ridewatches) Any vehicle will be useful right now.
Me: There!
Nico activated them and used a jeep and formed blasters and he fired fire blasts and smashed Albert Cho all over!
Me: Take this! WOLF MOON FIRE STYLE: FLAMES OF THE CRESCENT!
I fired waves of blue fire crescent moons and blasted him all over!
Eli fired waves of Force Lightning and electrocuted him all over.
Eli: Take that!
Me: The reason I rejected all of Xaviax's offers is because it's like making deals with the devil himself. I don't do that. I kill the most irredeemable of enemies without a single shred of mercy and destroy them without a single ounce of remorse. They brought it on themselves.
Eli: That's for sure!
Me: Yep. Xaviax got what was coming to him! He paid for his crimes! And when he comes back on June 28th, I'm going to personally make sure we give him the Black Gates. I'm going to finish what I started in the past. Now that my powers have come so far over the last 15 years, I will not show Xaviax any form of mercy and I will tear him apart and torture him in the most excruciatingly painful way ever imagined!
Camie: YEAH!
Camie used her Quirk and formed an illusion and it was raining blood from the Aurora Borealis.
Eli: YEAH!
Attack Vent!
Albert called out Megazelle, Omegazelle, and Magazella alongside Gigazelle.
Fairy Woman: Let's a lot of Zelle monsters! (charges at Megazelle)
Meanwhile, Albert armed himself with the Gazelle Stab and charged at Nico.
I teleported and slashed his Gazelle Stab and shattered it.
Nico kicked him in his face and Fairy Woman blasted Albert all over!
Tsuyu fired her long tongue and splatted it in Omegazelle's face and threw him into Albert!
Himiko fired a wave of fire and blasted Magazella all over!
Final Vent!
Albert summons a horde of Zelle Mirror Monsters to surround him and stampede Nico. Albert then emerges from the crowd and delivers a knee strike to Nico's head, knocking Nico into a certain cabbage stand!
CRASH!
Cabbage Merchant: MY CABBAGES!
Nico: (Dazed) Anyone get the number of that truck?
Nico got up and he was dazed!
Nico: OUCH! OKAY THAT DOES IT!
Nico went into a mirror.
I slashed Albert all over and Sirius kicked him in the face! Then Nico popped out of a mirror and punched Albert in the stomach with devastating force and smashed the wind out of him!
Len: My turn!
Final Vent!
Len got the Winglancer and Blackwing's cape form. Len then jumps into the air and performs a drop kick while holding the Winglancer downward, resulting in it being parallel to his legs. Finally, Len's cape forms a drill around him before he strikes Omegazelle.
Omegazelle was blasted down all over.
Eli: YEAH! Take that!
Natalia: Oh, you meant me doing a Final Vent!
Me: Go for it!
FINAL VENT!
She then flew into the air and spun around and then slashed and smashed down Albert with a powerful volcanic lava drill!
Eli: YEAH!
Albert was knocked down.
Me: Now this! SPD MORPHER! JUDGEMENT MODE!
I pressed a button and a white light came on and a timer started.
15 seconds later a Red X Lit up!
Me: GUILTY! Containment!
I fired a blast of energy and locked him in a containment card!
I went over.
Albert Cho: LEMME OUTTA HERE! LEMME OUT!
I picked it up.
Me: Albert Cho A.K.A. Kamen Rider Spear you have failed this city.
Nico: Yep. He'll be perfect for the M.O.E.
Me: And the Universe 666 versions of the riders like Spear, Incisor, Camo and the bad guys will be with the M.O.E. And us.
Eli: Yep.
Kit: Oh, Natalia, can you tell me what your life was like before?
Natalia: Sure. I was born into a rich family and it's amazing. I loved my rich life. I'm from Russia and I am very loving of nature and I know so much about plants and everything. I came from a rich family in Russia that gives food to the poor.
Me: Yep.
Kit: That is cool!
Eli: It sure is.
Goodra reverted back and Alicia Nightroad was a girl with purple hair, purple eyes and had slug eyes on stalks on her head and she had purple clothes and had purple angel wings.
Alicia Nightroad: That was so awesome and cool though.
Nico: It sure was.
Kit: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Alicia Nightroad: When me and Nico were over in science class and we mixed a powerful chemical concoction of liquid methane and ammonia and nitroglycerin and we made an awesome new explosive. We tested it and hit a gang of jewel thieves and blew them to smithereens and recovered all the jewels they stole.
Me: WHOA! That is cool!
Camie: I'll say!
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Alicia hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Alicia Nightroad: Me too Nico. Me too.
We later came back.
May: Hey guys! How did it go?
Me: Really awesome.
We told everyone everything and it was awesome!
Lincoln: AGAIN WITH THE TIME PORTAL THING!?
Me: Easy Lincoln I already said that the time portal thing is getting really old and that villains that use that are too stupid to keep doing that. But Girl Jordan took Albert's offer and shoved it up his ass.
Eli: Yep.
Lincoln: Good.
Me: But it was awesome too.
May: That's awesome!
Qin: Yeah it was.
May: Next time, Kyojuro, Dr. Nick, and Ripster should go with you guys.
Me: Awesome idea!
Lola: Yeah!
Nico: Yep.
Sailor Mars was in her room brushing her hair.
Sailor Mars: Serena is a stupid girl that can't get a date and she is such a stupid meatball headed dummy that will never get a job. She doesn't deserve to be anything. I don't know what Luna was thinking making her a Sailor Soldier and I should have been the leader. She's a selfish, clumsy, dumb idiot.
Sailor Moon heard that and Then SHE EXPLODED INTO A MASSIVE BURST OF RAGE!
Sailor Moon: (ENRAGED GROWL AND SCREAMING) REI!
She went at Sailor Mars and brutally attacked her!
We were watching TV and Lincoln and Girl Jordan were kissing and making out and it was awesome.
Lincoln: Oh Girl Jordan.
Flame Wingman: I honestly am proud of you, Girl Jordan.
Girl Jordan: Thanks Flame Wingman.
CRASH!
We saw Sailor Moon and Sailor Mars fighting in a brutal fight cloud!
Alice: We need to stop this!
Me: Right!
Me and Nico grabbed Sailor Moon and Varie and May grabbed Sailor Mars!
Me: All right You two break it up!
Nico: That's enough you two!
Me: What the fuck has gotten into you!?
Sailor Moon: Rei insulted me! She said all kinds of horrible things about me!
Me: What did she say to you?
Sailor Moon: She called me a stupid girl that can't get a date an I was such a stupid meatball headed dummy that will never get a job. She said that I didn't deserve to be anything. She said she didn't know what Luna was thinking making her a Sailor Soldier and that she should have been the leader. She called me a selfish, clumsy, dumb idiot.
We gasped!
Me: (SCOLDING) REI THAT IS INCREDIBLY MEAN!
Nico: HOW CAN YOU BE SO CRUEL!
Infernape then grabbed Rei and Serena's heads and bonked them together.
BLANG!
Sailor Moon and Mars: OUCH!
Infernape: (to Eli) Ha! I can bonk heads too!
Eli: Nice one. Looks like you, me and Muscle Pig are a team of enforcers.
Me: Ouch. That has got to hurt.
Qin: Yep.
Dirge: Just like slamming those barrels together, huh?
Infernape: Yep.
Me: But Rei you need to pull that stick out of your ass and stop harassing Sailor Moon like that!
Nico: Yeah!
Sailor Mercury: They are right Rei! Apologize now!
Rei: (sighs) Okay, Serena. I'm sorry. I admit that was very mean, even for me.
Sailor Moon: Okay I forgive you. Uh guys can you let go of my arms? You're hurting me.
Me: Oops sorry Serena.
We let her go and she rubbed her arms.
Varie and May did the same to Sailor Mars.
Rei: We'll still argue from time to time. But I won't say anything else too mean!
Me: Good.
Then there was a knock at the door.
Me: (Imitating Mr. Krabs) (Singsong) Come in!
In came a Carbink.
Me: Cool a Carbink!
Qin: Awesome!
Lola: Ooh dazzling.
Blades: Who are you?
Carbink: (In a girls voice) Just a girl Nico knows.
Nico: Jewel Knightjewel!? Whoa!
She reverted back and she was a girl with blue hair and it was sparkling like a diamond and she had blue eyes and had a blue diamond in the middle of her forehead and she had blue sparkling clothes and had blue angel wings that were sparkling and dazzling and she had a blue jewel sword.
Jewel Knightjewel: Awesome to see you again Nico.
Nico: Same here.
Me: Wow your clothes are really dazzling and beautiful.
Rarity: Oh they sure are darling and they really sparkle and glisten.
Nico: Yep.
Jewel twirled around.
Jewel Knightjewel: Me and Nico made this awesome dazzling dress and the accessories. It was for fashion school and my clothes became popular very fast.
Xenia: That is an awesome outfit.
Lola: Yeah.
May: It sure is. What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Jewel Knightjewel: When me and Nico made dresses like this in every color of the rainbow.
Nico: It wasn't easy but we did it.
Qin: That was so awesome.
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Jewel hugged.
Nico: I've really missed you.
Jewel Knightjewel: Me too Nico. Me too.
Roxas: Are you and Homer feeling better, Timmy?
Timmy: We sure are.
Homer: Yeah!
Homer was eating a whole box of donuts.
Qin: That's our loving Homer!
Timmy: (LAUGHS)
Nico: Yeah!
The Previous group came.
Number 7: May me, Zs'Skayr, Dark Spicer, Patty & Selma, Evil Green Ranger, Vanitas, Springfield Mafia, Cantwell, Wiggum and Ghost go with you all?
Selma: I get the feeling the next mission will be a little strange.
Me: What makes you say that?
Selma: A Hunch.
Nico: Also yes you all can come with us.
Camie: Awesome.
Natalia: Yeah!
Selma: Great! And Albert Cho will make a great member of the M.O.E.
Me: Cool.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire eyes and rainbow iris of his Third Eye glowed, and he had a vision and he saw who it was that we were going to confront: it was none other than our old enemy, The Red Queen, and she has escaped from the Outlands and is coming back to Wonderland to seek revenge on us for ruining her rule years ago. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Nico: Lincoln, what's wrong?
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a huge emergency, I had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to face today: it's none other than our old enemy, The Red Queen, and she has escaped from the Outlands and is coming back to Wonderland to seek revenge on us for ruining her rule years ago.
We gasped in shock.
Me: The Red Queen has come back?! Oh, that bloody tyrant just doesn't know when to quit, does she?!
Nico: Clearly, she doesn't, dude. Well, now she's done it, we're going to end her once and for all and see to it that she gets The Black Gates forever.
Eli: That monster deserves only death for her crimes!
Stalker: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: These two will be scary ones. Trevenant and Gourgeist next.
Qin: OOH! That will be cool!
Lola: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire eyes and rainbow iris of his Third Eye glowed, and he had a vision and he saw who it was that we were going to confront: it was none other than our old enemy, The Red Queen, and she has escaped from the Outlands and is coming back to Wonderland to seek revenge on us for ruining her rule years ago. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Nico: Lincoln, what's wrong?
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a huge emergency, I had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to face today: it's none other than our old enemy, The Red Queen, and she has escaped from the Outlands and is coming back to Wonderland to seek revenge on us for ruining her rule years ago.
We gasped in shock.
Me: The Red Queen has come back?! Oh, that bloody tyrant just doesn't know when to quit, does she?!
Nico: Clearly, she doesn't, dude. Well, now she's done it, we're going to end her once and for all and see to it that she gets The Black Gates forever.
Eli: That monster deserves only death for her crimes!
Me: That's for sure!
Nico: Yep. First we'll watch the movie Alice in Wonderland from 2010 and then we'll head out.
Qin: Good idea.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was none other than Anise, the overarching main villainess of the World of Mana video games series, and she's here to destroy the world. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is something you won't like, Nicole: the dark energy signal and the figure we sensed belongs to Anise, the overarching main villainess of the World of Mana video games series, and she's here to destroy the world.
Nicole: (Gasps) Oh God, not her. That witch is a dangerous threat not only to the world, but also, to the entire multiverse. That's it, we need to destroy her once and for all.
Okalani Xayavong: That'll be left to me and Lincoln, Nicole, we'll not let that chaotic destructive witch get away with her crimes.
Nico: So, you guys got an evil goddess to destroy later on, but we've taken down many evil gods and goddesses for years, so she'll be taken down in the same way. Alright, gang, let's go, it's time we get rid of The Red Queen once and for all.
Lincoln: The Red Queen has caused Wonderland enough trouble for the last time, this time, she'll die here and now and she will never come back, and once we get rid of The Red Queen, you're next, Anise.
Okalani Xayavong: There shall be no mercy for you, Anise, as The Gene-Slammer of Lady Rose Diamond, we shall see to it that your crimes against the world and the multiverse are punished, and you shall be destroyed here and now!
Lana and Lola came and got some popcorn.
Camie: So we're going after Iracebeth of Crims, the Red Queen.
Me: Yep.
I pulled up her info.
Iracebeth of Crims (also known as The Bloody Big Head), or more commonly known as The Red Queen, is the main antagonist of the 2010 film Alice in Wonderland and its 2016 sequel Alice Through the Looking Glass. She is based upon the character of the same name and Queen of Hearts from the classic novel Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and its sequels.
She is Mirana the White Queen's stubborn and murderous older sister with anger issues, the former master of the Knave of Hearts and the Jubjub Bird, the servant of the Jabberwocky, one of the tyrannical rulers of Underland (alongside the Jabberwocky) and the former arch-nemesis of both Alice Kingsleigh and Tarrant Hightopp the Mad Hatter.
She was portrayed by Helena Bonham Carter, who also played Bellatrix Lestrange in the Harry Potter franchise, Dr. Serena Kogan in Terminator: Salvation, Mrs. Lovett in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Dr. Julia Hoffman in Dark Shadows, and Madame Thénardier in Les Miserables.
Ever since Alice Kingsleigh first left Underland, the Horovendoush occurred and the Red Queen had overthrown her sister, the White Queen, before taking control of Underland. Her right-hand man is the Knave of Hearts while she has an army of Armoured Cards, anthropomorphic animals as servants and is shown to have a very bad temper. The Red Queen was so paranoid, she even had her husband executed, believing he would leave her for the White Queen. She was often referred to as Bloody Big Head, possibly because all her power, which she stole, literally went to her head. Her rule was harsh for all of Underland. Those that opposed her rule were hunted down and executed. Even her most loyal advisers feared her so greatly that they would deform themselves with fake noses and ears just so she would not punish them for being more attractive than she was. However, she does show affection for the Knave of Hearts.
On Griblig Day, the Red Queen angrily shrieks that someone had stolen three of her tarts. After finding out it was one of her Frog-Footmen, he is later to be executed. The Queen informs a Fish-Footman to choke the frog's children so she can eat them on a meal with caviar. Upon being informed by the Knave of Hearts that Alice has returned to Underland, the Red Queen assigns Bayard Hamar the Bloodhound, to pursue Alice for his imprisoned mate and children and his own freedom. Later, the Red Queen sees an oversized Alice in her garden, and to avoid suspicion, Alice tells the Queen her name is "Um from Umbridge" while that people make fun of her height. The Queen, not recognizing Alice, accepts her story and welcomes her to her court. Alice soon finds herself at the Red Queen's side and the Mad Hatter's trail, which eventually the Red Queen is persuaded by Tarrant to become her hatter.
The next morning while Tarrant is hatting the Red Queen, she hears the news about how the Knave had advanced towards Alice. The Knave attempts to lie on how it's Um (Alice) that's obsessed with him, which the Queen believes and orders the capture of Alice. Alice returns to Tarrant and Mallymkun, but right away is charged of seduction. However, Alice manages to escape with the Vorpal sword with assistance from the Bandersnatch.
On the day of Tarrant and Mallymkun's execution, the executioner severs Tarrant's head, but his body disappears with only the hat floating in the air. Tarrant was substituted by the Cheshire cat and the real Hatter is up with the Red Queen. Tarrant reveals that all of the Red Queen's followers are slaves and Tarrant makes a speech for all those willing to rebel against the Bloody Bighead to rise and escape to the White Queen's side. In retaliation, the Red Queen orders the release of the Jubjub Bird which terrorizes the people. Tarrant manages to escape with Mallymkun, the Tweedles, Nivens, and Bayard's mate and children, and the Cheshire cat returns his hat and asks Alice how her arm is. The Red Queen then tells the Knave to prepare the Jabberwocky for battle as it is time to visit her sister.
Frabjous day has finally arrived with both Red Queen and White Queen's armies prepared for an epic battle. Alice dons her armor and wields the Vorpal sword. Both armies arrive at a chessboard-like battlefield for the battle between Alice and the Jabberwocky. After the Jabberwocky is slain, the Red Queen orders her troops to kill Alice, but they no longer follow her since the death of the Jabberwocky. The Cheshire cat crowns the White Queen as once again the queen of Underland. The White Queen banishes the Red Queen to the Outlands along with the Knave. The Knave, unable to live with the Red Queen, attempts to kill her, but is quickly stopped by Tarrant. Both the Red Queen and The Knave are carried off of the battle field and taken to the Outlands for their heinous crimes.
The Red Queen becomes the girlfriend of Time and she wants to rule the universe with him with the power of the cronosphere, the Red Queen discovers who Alice steal the cronosphere and orders Time to find her and killing her. Alice travels in time with the cronosphere and discovers the Red Queen's past: When she and the White Queen was two little girls their parents threats her like she was nothing and ever threats the White Queen like their preferred. One day the Red Queen would have the big and large head who her have now crashed into a statue making her head grows up, her head would become more big and large when she was humiliated incarnation where his father decide to gave the crown to the White Queen making the Red Queen evil and revengeful. The Red Queen would make a revenge on Underland and Tarrant Hightopp (who her believing who was laughing about her big and large head) her captured Tarrant's family and skrunch them prisoning them into a cage for ants, the Red Queen would use in her revenge the Jabberwocky.
In present, the Red Queen reunites with a dying Time who tell to her who he fails and Alice is going to save Tarrant's family, the Red Queen betrays Time and leaves him making him throws away by her guards. The Red Queen captured Alice and Tarrant who are saved by Tarrant's family. The two are prisoned into a cage by the Red Queen together with the others. The Red Queen takes the cronosphere and back to the past taking the White Queen with her.
The Red Queen back to the day where his sister lies for who eat the biscuits and try to change the past meeting her from the past but destroying all universe making her and the whole universe being turned to stone, a stone Red Queen is saved by the White Queen before the White Queen self-being turned to stone. However, Alice making the cronosphere back to his place making the whole universe back to normal and making so the Red Queen back to normal and to live as the all people on Earth. The White Queen apologizes to the Red Queen and the two being two lovely sisters, so she turns better due to being loved by everyone. Finally, she then realizes the meaning of family and hope.
When I was done looking her up it was shocking for us!
Qin: WHOA! She is a tyrant and a monster!
Xenia: Worse than her 1951 counterpart.
Wallflower: Me, Lincoln and Alice are DEFINITELY going to slash her head off for her crimes!
Elena Validus: Let's go there right now.
Nico: You got it. Come on guys! (EYES GLOW RED) We got us a queen to dethrone!
I took out a playing card and threw it and it formed into a door that lead into Wonderland!
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and we headed to Wonderland to destroy our old enemy, The Red Queen, who's come back from the dead wanting revenge on us for what we did in ruining her reign years ago, and once we got done destroying The Red Queen, Lincoln and Okalani Xayavong are going to destroy Anise and make that Anti-Goddess pay for every last one of her crimes against the world and the multiverse.
We were off to Wonderland.
We arrived.
Evil Green Ranger: This is Wonderland.
Legs: Or at least, it's supposed to be.
Sora: My God. What have they done to Wonderland?
?: The real question is what are you all doing in Underland?
Sora: Mad Hatter. Been a while.
Mad Hatter: Sora! Team Loud Phoenix Storm!? Wow! I didn't recognize you guys. Awesome to see you all again.
Nico: You too Mad Hatter.
Xenia: Been a long time.
Qin: Yeah. What happened here?
Mad Hatter: The Red Queen that's what.
Shade Man: What happened since Sora's visit here?
Mad Hatter: She was overthrown by Alice and the White Queen, her sister and they banished her to the Outlands forever. She came back for revenge. She is going to destroy the entirety of Wonderland and Underland.
Xenia: Oh we got to stop this.
Qin: We came here to help you guys kill the Red Queen once and for all.
Nico: Yeah.
Mad Hatter: Awesome. Alice is at the White Queen's castle.
Nico: Then lets head there.
We went to the White Queen's castle. It was the castle of Mirana of Marmoreal.
Fat Tony: You still haven't explained what happened here.
Louie: Why the Hell does Wonderland look like this?
Mad Hatter: Sorry. The Red Queen came back and has launched a massive hostile takeover. She and the Outlanders and her troops are taking over everything and destroying it all.
Nico: This is horrible.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: She will definitely pay for this.
Mad Hatter: She will. She also has the Jabberwock with her and it is blasting everything in its path.
Qin: Oh man!
Camie: Who is the Jabberwock?
Me: A horrible evil dragon.
I went over what it was.
The Jabberwocky is the overarching antagonist of the 2010 dark fantasy film Alice in Wonderland and the posthumous overarching antagonist in its 2016 sequel Alice Through the Looking Glass.
He is a demonic black dragon who is the ruler of all matter of evil in Underland as well as the Red Queen's champion and master.
He is voiced by the late Christopher Lee, who also played Frankenstein's Monster in The Curse of Frankenstein, Count Dracula in Hammer Studios' Dracula films, Lord Summerisle in The Wicker Man, Francisco Scaramanga in The Man With the Golden Gun, King Haggard in The Last Unicorn, Fu Manchu in Hammer's Fu Manchu film series, Saruman in Sir Peter Jackson's The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit film trilogies, Count Dooku in the Star Wars prequel films and Cushing Catheter in Gremlins 2: The New Batch.
The Jabberwocky was the champion and master of the Red Queen. Years ago, he, along with the Red Queen's army and the Knave of Hearts sent by her, destroyed a party held by the White Queen and her subjects, allowing the Red Queen to not only gain the crown and control of Underland, but secure the Vorpal Sword (the only thing that can kill the Jabberwocky). The Jabberwocky is referenced, but does not appear until he is called by the Red Queen to fight against Alice during the Frabjous Day. The two fought until they reached the last tower on the battlefield, where the Jabberwocky is finally killed after Alice beheaded the beast with the Vorpal Sword, ending his reign of terror on Underland for good.
With the Jabberwocky now slain, the Red Queen's card soldiers immediately lay down their arms, as without the Jabberwocky to enforce her demands, they no longer fear what she may do to them. The Jabberwocky's blood was then used by the White Queen to transport Alice back to London.
The Jabberwocky is shown in the past helping the Red Queen conquer Underland on Horunvendush Day. It was on that day that Alice traveled back to that she discovered that the Hatter's family was captured, and are therefore still alive in the present. This version of the Jabberwocky was also seen rusting due to the present Red Queen's actions in the past as the others rush back to the present to return the Chronosphere and restore time to normal.
When I was done everyone was shocked.
Qin: That monster is bad news.
Xenia: Yeah.
We went into the castle of the White Queen.
Me: Wow.
Nico: Amazing.
Thundercracker: Yo, Alice! You there?
We saw Alice Kingsleigh.
Alice Kingsleigh: (British Accent) Nico, J.D., Everyone! Wow!
Me: Alice!
We went and hugged her.
Alice Kingsleigh: It's so great to see you all.
Me: Same here.
Wiggum: You... remember us?
Alice Kingsleigh: I sure do. Wallflower and you guys helped me defeat the Red Queen before and sent her to jail the second time.
Nico: That's exactly right.
Lola: That is right.
Wallflower: I remember that. That was amazing.
Qin: Yeah no kidding.
Jungle Fury Jarrod: She wasn't called the Red Queen back then
Me: No she was called the Queen of Hearts.
Alice Kingsleigh: That's right. That was just an alias. Her real name is Iracebeth of Crims and she is an absolute evil monster.
Qin: Yeah she sure is.
Xenia: We're not going to let her get away with everything she did.
Alice Kingsleigh: But her sister Mirana of Marmoreal will not kill her because it goes against her vows.
Nico: She may not kill her. But there has to be a loophole in that.
Eli: Yeah.
Alice Kingsleigh: That's right there is a loophole. Someone from an outside world can kill her.
Me: Us.
Alice Kingsleigh: That's right.
Ghost: Where's the White Rabbit?
?: Right here.
We saw The White Rabbit.
Me: White Rabbit!
White Rabbit: Thank goodness you are all here.
Qin: Like we would miss out on this.
Wallflower: Yeah no kidding.
Bowser: Okay, what's more important to Mirana right now? Her vows? Or innocent lives?
Alice Kingsleigh: Both. She cares about her people and her vows. Her vows are to never kill the innocent and kill those that kill people that did terrible crimes. Her vow is to HARM NO LIVING CREATURE.
Me: That is a very powerful and very understandable and reasonable vow. She may not be able to do it but we can.
Alice Kingsleigh: That's right. We are the loophole that can bring down the Red Queen.
Cantwell: Your younger self is here with us too.
Alice Kingsleigh: I know. I see her.
Alice: Wow.
Alice Kingsleigh: It's like I travelled back in time.
Alice: It feels like it doesn't it.
Nico: It sure does.
Eli: Yeah. (Senses something) Uh oh!
Eli went to the window and he saw a terrible sight! He saw IRACEBETH OF CRIMS AND A MASSIVE AND TERRIBLE ARMY OF CARD TROOPS AND OUTLANDERS AND THE JABBERWOCK APPROACHING! It was in the 10s of billions!
Eli: Guys we got big trouble!
We saw them!
Me: Uh oh!
The Jabberwock then charged ahead at us.
Scavenger: Looks like the Jabberwock wants to have a crack at us first!
Nico: J.D., Eli, you face him and hold him off!
Eli: Right! I SUMMON BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!
He summoned BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!
Eli got on the dragon and armed himself with his sword and the dragon flew at the Jabberwock!
Vanitas: I'm helping you guys out too!
Me: Looks like we're all going at them.
Nico: Yep! Lets go guys!
Qin: Right!
Alice Kingsleigh: Lets do it!
Sora: Alice, I honestly never expected Wonderland to change so much that it would become Underland.
Alice Kingsleigh: Sora, things may have changed here. But I'm still the same Princess of Heart you met and saved so long ago.
Kabuto: She's right, Sora. It doesn't matter how old Alice is now. Deep down, she's still the same person.
Tayuya: That is too fucking true.
Qin: Yep.
Lola: Yep.
Nico: Lets roll!
We were off.
Eli: BLUE-EYES, ATTACK WITH WHITE LIGHTNING!
Blue-Eyes fired a wave of lightning energy and blasted Jabberwock all over and blasted him with intense lightning.
Jabberwock: (SCREAMS) That hurt you brat!
Eli: Who are you calling a brat!?
Jabberwock fired a blast of purple lightning and Blue-Eyes fired a blast of white lightning too and the blasts collided and Blue-Eyes White Dragon's blast pushed back and it hit Jabberwock and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
He was knocked down and blasted into the ground!
Patty: Hey, Alice. Did you learn any fighting skills since last time?
Alice Kingsleigh: Watch and learn.
She flew at the Jabberwock and then unsheathed the Vorpal Sword!
Alice dodged his swipes from his claws and his blasts of energy.
Alice then jumped from his bite.
Alice Kingsleigh!: OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!
SHE CLEAVED HIS ENTIRE HEAD CLEAR OFF HIS NECK!
Me: WHOA!
Xenia: That was awesome!
Lola: Yeah it was!
Disk Wars Magneto: I believe we know what time it is.
Finn: ADVENTURE TIME!
Disk Wars Magneto: (LAUGHS) Nope.
Me: Nice one though. It's Entrance Time!
We went at them.
Iracebeth of Crims was infuriated! Alice had beaten her again! Then the spirits of Wonderland appeared and they swirled around her and then they converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted off and then numerous fireballs rained down and blasted all the troops all over and burned them and then a Phoenix Cry was heard and then we came out and landed!
Me: Hello Queenie! Surprised to see us?
Nico: Your reign of terror is over!
Wallflower: Did you miss us?
Iracebeth: (to Wallflower) YOU! I REMEMBER YOU! YOU HUMILIATED ME!
Wallflower: That's right! And I'm glad I did you Bloody Bigheaded bitch!
Nico: And now, we're going to do more then that!
Dark turned into Sockin Chicken.
Socking Chicken: Here's your warning: Your ass is about to be kicked!
Zs'Skayr: (to Alice) I hope you remember that form.
Alice Kingsleigh: I sure do and it's awesome.
Me: Awesome.
Wallflower then kicked Iracebeth and bashed her face in!
Iracebeth: (GROWLS) KILL HER!
Wallflower fired waves of energy and blasted the troops and Outlanders.
Then Waffle Woman, Common Cold, Technus, Roquefort, Xaldin, Salami Swami, Steam Smythe, Hydrax and Samon Shakekisutanchin appeared.
Nico: Waffle Woman, Common Cold, Technus, Roquefort, Xaldin, Salami Swami, Steam Smythe, Hydrax and Samon Shakekisutanchin.
Alice Kingsleigh: I have a question to ask.
Waffle Woman: What is it?
Alice Kingsleigh: Is Maleficent truly dead?
Common Cold: Yes, she is.
Technus: She died on Zarya's big mission.
Kaito: I helped with that!
Me: He sure did. There's a Universe 666 version with the M.O.E. Long story on that.
Alice Kingsleigh: I see.
Roquefort: (to Timmy and Homer) We heard you two got captured earlier today.
Timmy Turner: We sure did.
Katnappe: How did that happen?
Homer: It was after we defeated Burns and Crocker and killed them.
Timmy Turner: We were ambushed by Augustus Burns IV.
Katnappe: We sent that loser to prison didn't we?
Me: Yes we did.
Chunky Chicken came out.
Me: Chunky Chicken. You sure are a glutton for punishment.
Chunky Chicken: Yeah I know.
Ed: HUG A CHICKEN! HUG A CHICKEN! HUG A CHICKEN! HUG A CHICKEN!
He hugged him.
Qin: (LAUGHS) That's funny!
Chunky Chicken: (to Sockin Chicken) Funny how you chose that form right before I showed up.
Sockin Chicken was punching and smashing the Card Troops.
Sockin Chicken: No kidding!
Chunky Chicken: Yeah that is awesome!
Qin: Yep.
We got the battles underway.
Tara, Chiro, Lion-O, Tygra, Panthro, Cheetara, Popeye, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Roxas and Aeleus VS Waffle Woman, Cuppa Joe, SpongeBob Robot, Imitation Krabs, Squidward Robot, and Urchin (EEK! An Urchin) - Nico's rescue and killing Augustus Burns IV
Waffle Woman was first.
Waffle Woman: (to Tara): Nico's rescue involved killing Augustus Burns IV. Did he also talk some sense into Homer and Timmy as well?
Tara: He sure did. Augustus Burns IV got what's coming to him and he si now a forgotten meemory. But the ordeal left Homer and Timmy scarred and sad. So we reminded them of Marge and Trixie and they got back to their old selves..
Chiro: They sure did and it was awesome and cool.
Lion-O: That pep talk really helped out.
Tygra: It sure did.
Panthro: Yeah no kidding.
Panthro: It really helped big time.
Popeye: It sure packed a good pep for them. (LAUGHS)
Applejack: It sure was a good talk.
Apple Bloom: You got that right.
Flashwing: Yeah it was awesome.
Waffle Woman: Indeed. Lets do it!
Tara: (ACTIVATES WAFFLE WOMAN RIDEWATCH) HENSHIN!
She turned into a Waffle Woman Theme Kamen Rider! She was called KAMEN RIDER WAFFLEA!
Waffle Woman: Awesome Zi-O Rider form!
Tara: I like it too! It's awesome!
Tara summoned her Keyblade and it was an Earth themed one. It was called THE FORCE OF EARTH!
Waffle Woman: Neat Keyblade.
Tara: Thanks.
They fired waves of waves of energy, earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.
Robin, Dark Magician Girl and her Apprentices, Naomi Yumiko, White Walker, Frostwrath, Algata, Bugs Bunny, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Stalker and Kraven the Hunter VS Common Cold, Crud, Land Before Time Red Claw, Abnes, Beard Deer, and Cancer (Mega Man Star Force) - Battling Another Shadowbolts, Another Universe 666 Zeno Bell and Dufort, Another Universe 666 David Banner, Another Beast (Krull 1983), Another Frictor and Another Gearhead.
Common Cold was next.
Common Cold: (to Robin) Nico, Thor's team, Gear head's team, and the others did good battling Another Shadowbolts, Another Universe 666 Zeno Bell and Dufort, and Another Universe 666 David Banner. And Another Beast (Krull 1983), Another Frictor and Another Gearhead too.
Robin: They sure did and it was awesome. And also we found out that the Another Universe 666 David Banner was also the gene-slammer for Demyx. That was really something.
Dark Magician Girl: Yeah it sure was and it was really something to see.
Naomi Yumiko: It was was a cool one.
White Walker, Frostwrath and Algata agreed.
Bugs Bunny: Eh it sure was doc.
Twilight Sparkle: You got that right guys. Also it was funny hearing how the gene-slammer of the Tiger Shark gave the Queen Bee girls in Nico's class a nasty humiliation prank.
Common Cold: What did she do?
Twilight Sparkle: Stuffed a chocolate bar down their underwear and it melted and made it look like they crapped their pants!
THEY LAUGHED!
Starshine Sparkle: (LAUGHS) That was funny! Nothing is more humiliating than that.
Spyro: That was funny.
Common Cold: (LAUGHS) (SNEEZES) That was funny! Lets do it!
Robin: KEISOU CHANGE!
He turned into the CRIMSON LUPINRANGER!
Robin: (SNAPS FINGERS) LUPIN CRIMSON!
Common Cold: Whoa! Lupin Crimson! That fits you awesomely!
Robin: Thanks! And here's an advanced notice: I'm taking your treasure!
Me: (Offscreen) And he's going to kick your big ugly fucking ass!
Robin summoned his own keyblade and it looked like the Teen Titans Logo. It was called TITANS GO!
Common Cold: Awesome Keyblade!
Robin: Thanks.
They fired waves of energy and magic and smashed them down.
Cyborg, Ice, Katie Kirrington, Dexter, Poppy, Little Lulu, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Elena Validus and Circe VS Technus, Mike Rochip, Toadwart, Eustace Strych, Evil Chili Pot, and Saber Shadow- - Lincoln's rescue
Technus was next.
Technus: (to Cyborg) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Iran. How was it?
Cyborg: It was really awesome and we went there and destroyed Jessica Bailey and made sure she paid for her crimes in full.
Ice: (Scandinavian Accent) Yeah it was really amazing.
Katie Kirrington: It sure was an amazing battle.
Dexter: Indeed it was and it was quite an enjoyable sight.
Poppy: It sure was and we had fun.
Little Lulu: You got that right.
Pinkie Pie: It was a really amazing battle!
Maud Pie: (monotonously) It sure was fun.
Featherweight: We all had a great time.
Sprocket: We sure did.
Technus: That is awesome. Lets do it for I, Technus, command it!
Cyborg: LETS CHANGE!
He turned into the silver Changeman! It was for THE GOLEM!
Cyborg: CHANGE GOLEM!
Technus: That is a good one!
Cyborg: Yep.
Cyborg summoned his keyblade and it was a cybernetic one. It was called POWER OF THE CYBORG!
Technus: That Keyblade is great!
Cyborg: Hey it sure is! GOLEM POWER!
He flared up a silver golem aura and fired rocks and smashed him all over the place!
They fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed them down!
Raven, Derpy Hooves, Aniya Florrentine, Silphymon, Lucilla Demigorgan, Sailor Ysmault, Little Audrey, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Bright Man and Shade Man VS Roquefort, Cheese Monster, Malaria, Wolf (Tex Avery) Prisoner Style, Parasite Queen, and Edo Roshi - Meeting the Embodiment of the Merman Race
Roquefort was next.
Roquefort: (to Raven) I heard you guys met the Embodiment of the Merman Race. What's her name?
Raven: Her name is Melania Douglas and she is a really strong and powerful warrior and a great swimmer too.
Derpy Hooves: She sure is and she is a great master of water too.
Aniya Florrentine: She sure is and she hates Pablo and Anderson big time bad.
Silphymon: She sure does and she really wants those two dead.
Lucilla Demigorgan: No kidding there.
Sailor Ysmault: She really wants their heads mounted on pikes.
Little Audrey: Her story is good.
FLASHBACK
Nico: Yep. So, Melania, what's the story on why you hate Pablo and Anderson with a burning passion other than for the obvious reasons?
Melania Douglas: Now, that's something I haven't forgotten, but their attempted attack was foiled by our security system at our gym alerted us of their presence.
Melania Douglas pulled up a video and it played on the screen, and it shows Lincoln and Melania, along with his other Guardian Angels in their personal gym that Lincoln and his Guardian Angels had built and go to, and they were working out in their gym and Lincoln was 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever and they were really working up a sweat. Suddenly, their alarm sounded, and the computer showed them who it was that triggered the alarm: it was those two buttface psychopaths, Pablo and Anderson and they were out for blood.
Past Melania Douglas: Ugh, not those buttface psychopaths again!
Past Lincoln: Ugh, I should've known there was no mistaking them from anywhere. Well, we better take care of them at once.
Lincoln and his Guardian Angels put down the weights and headed outside where they saw those two buttface psychos out for blood, and they ran at them, but Lincoln and Melania fired powerful blasts of water which drenched those two buttface psychos hard, and right into a straitjacket trap Lincoln set up and they were tied up in straitjackets and loaded into a police car which took them to prison.
Past Melania Douglas: Wow, that was one awesome trap you set up, Lincoln.
Past Lincoln: They made a big mistake in trying to attack us, and look at what happened.
Suddenly, Melania Douglas wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face and muzzle, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Melania Douglas' face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs as the video ends.
Nico: (LAUGHS) Oh man, now that was one slick move: you and Melania blasted them with waves of water and they got caught in a straitjacket trap you set up and they also got taken to jail, nice.
Lincoln: Thanks, and we also relied on the fact that they're dumber than a truck tire and didn't see it coming.
Me: They sure were dumber than a truck tire.
Laney: Those buttfaces didn't know when to quit, all they wanted was to kill Lincoln and everyone all around him, they were that dangerous.
Nico: They sure were, but now, they're nothing more than humiliation fodder, and we've been really giving them nothing but pain for all their crimes.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Roquefort: Boy those Buttfaces are nothing but trouble!
Starlight Glimmer: You got that right! They need to be destroyed. But it's fun to torture them with our humiliations.
Cozy Glow: Yeah that is for sure and it's awesome.
Hex: You got that right.
Roquefort: I agree there too. Lets do it!
Raven: LETS CHANGE!
She turned into a midnight black Changeman! It was for the legendary 3-Legged Raven of Japanese Folklore, Yatagarasu!
Raven: CHANGE YATAGARASU!
Roquefort: Awesome!
Raven: Hey thanks. They will be fun.
Raven summoned her Keyblade and it was for Azarath and it had the symbols of Azarath. It was called THE INFERNO OF AZARATH!
Roquefort: Awesome Keyblade!
Raven: Thanks. YATAGARASU POWER!
She fired a wave of darkness and it formed into a powerful murder of crows and blasted him down.
They fired waves of energy, skulls, magic, blood, lightning, stars and bones and smashed them down.
Starfire, Larry Loud, Mira Torvald, Subtlety, Fury, Endurance, Yosemite Sam, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Skywarp and Thundercracker VS Katnappe, Le Quack, Jorgen Von Strangle, Astral Drop Irma, Astral Drop Taranee, and Astral Drop Cornelia - Natalia's 2nd mission
Katnappe was next.
Katnappe: (to Starfire) Today was Natalia's 2nd mission. And now she has her own Rider form
Starfire: Oh it was most glorious. She got a Wolf Rider Form and it was a really powerful one.
Larry Loud: It was called Kamen Rider Lupus and it is perfect for her because she is a Werewolf Gene-slammer.
Mira Torvald: Yeah no kidding.
Fury, Subtlety and Endurance agreed.
Yosemite Sam: Great Horny toads is she powerful like that.
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah we took down Albert Cho and he will be a good member for you guys.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah he sure will.
Sunburn: Yeah that was awesome.
Katnappe: That is awesome! Lets do it!
Starfire: GO GO MEGAFORCE!
She turned into a New Megaforce Ranger! MEGAFORCE PURPLE!
Starfire: HOWL OF THE WOLF! MEGAFORCE PURPLE!
Katnappe: Wow! That is awesome!
Starfire: Oh this is really fun!
Starfire summoned her Keyblade and it was for the planet Tamaran! It was called THE WARRIORS OF TAMARAN!
Katnappe: Awesome Keyblade!
Starfire: Oh thank you!
They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed them down!
Beast Boy, Rapunzel, Dim, Slim, Francis, Gypsy, Woody Woodpecker, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Camille and Jarred VS Xaldin, Yost Whirlwind, Attacky Sack, Puffer (Yoshi's Island), Jellyfish (Mario), and Lunge Fish - Sailor Moon and Sailor Mars fighting again
Xaldin was next.
Xaldin: (to Beast Boy) Sailor Moon and Sailor Mars were fighting again. (Groans) What were they fighting about this time?!
Beast Boy: She was roasting Sailor Moon with saying some really nasty things about her and Sailor Moon lost it and beat the living crap out of her.
Rapunzel: Yeah she sure did! Sailor Moon beat up Sailor Mars in a brutal catfight!
Dim: It was really brutal.
Slim: No kidding! Sailor Moon was really infuriated.
Francis: Yeah it took Nico and J.D. to hold back Sailor Moon and Varie and May to hold back Sailor Mars.
Gypsy: One of these days those two are really going to kill each other.
Woody Woodpecker: Yeah no kidding there! They are going to really do something they will regret if they don't stop.
Rainbow Dash: And not even Eli bashing their heads together will get them to stop.
Scootaloo: No kidding there! Boy they really have tons of issues.
Whirlwind: Yeah no kidding there.
Xaldin: Boy no kidding! They need to stop or someone is going to get hurt! Lets do it!
Beast Boy: LETS POWER UP! SUPER MEGA MODE!
He turned into his new Gold Super Megaforce Mode!
Beast Boy: READY! SUPER MEGAFORCE GOLD!
Xaldin: Awesome! Super Megaforce Gold is awesome!
Beast Boy: Thanks.
He summoned his keyblade and it looked like the Animal Kingdom! It was called THE JUNGLES OF THE ANIMAL KINGDOM!
Xaldin: Awesome Keyblade!
Beast Boy: Thanks!
They fired waves of wind, rainbows, lightning and energy and smashed them down.
Kole, Lola Ferrington, Dora Santiago, Serenity Lexington, Chloe Bailey, Eliza Taylor, T-Bone, Razor, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Bowser and Bertie VS The Salami Swami, Stacey, Ghost Monster, Nep-Enut, Mad Steamhorn, and Angry Roast Chicken - Alice in Wonderland 2010 is amazing
Salami Swami was next.
Salami Swami: (to Kole) (Hindu Accent) Alice in Wonderland 2010 is amazing. And Alice still remembers Sora.
Kole: That is so cool that she does! So does everyone there. Alice will always be grateful to Sora for saving her life.
Lola Ferrington: Yeah that was awesome and cool.
Dora Santiago: Wallflower and Sora and Alice really did amazing in taking down the Queen of Hearts in the world of the 1951 movie.
Serenity Lexington: Yeah that was awesome.
Chloe Bailey: Yeah it sure was cool to hear about.
Eliza Taylor: That was really amazing and fun to hear about.
T-Bone: It sure was awesome.
Razor: Boy it sure was T-Bone. We had a lot of fun in those missions.
Rarity: Indeed. And Wallflower really socked it to that tyrant.
Sweetie Belle: What's really amazing is that the Queen remembers Wallflower and how she helped Alice beat her before!
Gill Grunt: Boy she really has one heck of a nasty grudge against Wallflower.
Salami Swami: That is crazy. Lets do it!
Kole: KIRAMAI CHANGE!
She turned into a RAINBOW KIRAMAGER!
Kole: The Prismatic Dazzling Shine! KIRAMAI RAINBOW!
Salami Swami: That is amazing!
Kole: It sure is!
Kole summoned her Keyblade and it was a Crystal Keyblade! It was called THE JEWELS OF THE RAINBOW!
Salami Swami: That is a good keyblade!
Kole: It sure is!
They fired waves of water, rainbows, lightning, jewels and ice and smashed them down.
Sakura Haruno, Sonata Dusk, Kazuma Kenzaki, Moltres, Doc Kenny, 5D's Luna, Foghorn Leghorn, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Scavenger and Bonecrusher VS Steam Smythe, Sir Raleigh, Piledriver, Ifrit, Ice Sphere Doomer, and Repteel - Underland is amazing and cool
Steam Smythe was next.
Steam Smythe: (to Sakura) Underland is amazing and cool. But it's not the Wonderland we know.
Steam Smythe: No this is completely different! Whole new world, same friends Alice knows and some new friends too.
Sonata Dusk: But this is really awesome seeing this place.
Kazuma Kenzaki: Yeah it sure is awesome!
Moltres agreed there.
Doc Kenny: Yeah it's really cool and awesome.
5D's Luna: Boy no kidding. It's awesome how all this is here.
Foghorn: It's what, I say, It's what many people have imagined in wonder! Now that's a joke boy!
Fluttershy: (LAUGHS) I get it. But this world is really amazing.
Tornado Bolt: No offense to the Caterpillar but I don't like it how he smokes. That's bad for his health.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) The tea the Mad Hatter and the March Hare have is really good.
Stealth Elf: It sure is and the creatures here are awesome too.
Steam Smythe: It all sure is awesome. Lets do it!
Sakura Haruno: NINJA STORM! RANGER FORM! HA!
She turned into a Pink Ninja Storm Ranger!
Sakura Haruno: POWER OF FLOWERS!
Steam Smythe: Wow! Flower Power in Ninja form!
Sakura Haruno: That's right!
Sakura summoned her Keyblade and it was a Sakura Flower Keyblade. It was called Power of the Cherry Blossoms!
Steam Smythe: Awesome Keyblade!
Sakura Haruno: Thanks.
They fired waves of leaves, flowers, grass, fruit and energy and smashed them down.
Ino, Natsume the 9-Tailed Fox, Hunter Bradley, Lillyvoir, Bugsy, Lofty Thaddeus Worthington, Harley Quinn, Clayface, King Shark, Poison Ivy, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, Tayuya, and Kabuto vs Hydrax, Terror Dopant, Tombtress, Universe 666 Mystique, Midaredouji, and Owl Beast - The Jabberwock is a dangerous dragon
Hydrax was next.
Hydrax: (to Ino) The Jabberwock is a dangerous dragon. One that could make a good recruit.
Ino: I agree there and I also read the books and the Jabberwock is Alice's archnemesis so it will be a good one for the M.O.E.
Natsume: I agree there. The Jabberwock would be perfect for one of the Universe 666 versions of the Dragon Knight Riders.
Hunter Bradley: I agree there too.
Lillyvoir: I agree too. That would be so awesome.
Bugsy: I agree there too.
Lofty: You got that right guys.
Harley Queen: It's awesome guys.
King Shark: You got that right there.
Clayface: No kidding.
Poison Ivy: That is awesome and fun.
Princess Luna: But it's amazing that Alice here remembers Sora too.
Moondust: It sure is! After all this time too.
Snowdrop: That is really awesome.
Gari: I don't know how that's possible but it's awesome and cool.
Blackout: You got that right guys.
Hydrax: That is awesome! Lets do it!
Ino: I now have this kind of power too.
She turned into her fairy form and flew around Hydrax.
Hydrax: Whoa! Ino you can turn into a fairy!? How did that happen!?
Ino: I sniffed a flower that gave me this power and I inadvertently stepped on a Wonder Ride Book and J.D. helped me.
Hydrax: Wow! Ino you look awesome as a fairy. Did your dad and the Leaf get a shock from this?
Ino: They sure did and it's awesome! I make amazing flowers for the shop.
Hydrax: Neat!
Ino flew back and she turned back to human.
Ino: MAGICAL SOURCE! MYSTIC FORCE!
GALWIT MYSTO RANGER!
She turned into a Rainbow Mystic Force Ranger and it she had a helmet for the elementals of Fire, Water, Earth, Wind, Light and Darkness.
Ino: OMNIPRESENT AS THE ELEMENTS! RAINBOW MYSTIC RANGER!
Hydrax: WHOA! That one is awesome!
Ino: Hey thanks! This is awesome!
Ino summoned a flower keyblade! It was called THE FLOWERS OF THE NINJA!
Hydrax: Neat Keyblade!
Ino: Yeah!
They fired waves of flowers and darkness and smashed them down.
Power Pack (Marvel), Metamorpho, Kairyu-Shin, Ocean Dragon Lord - Kairyu-Shin, Ocean Dragon Lord - Neo Daedalus, Yormungarde, Finn, Jake, Princess Bubblegum, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Disk Wars Magneto and Disk Wars Deadpool VS Samon Shakekisutanchin, Mr. Freeze, Fission Metroids, Mongolian Death Worm, Monster Dandelion, and Mocktroids - Iracebeth of Crims the Red Queen is going to pay for all of her crimes
Samon Shakekisutanchin was next.
Samon Shakekisutanchin: (to Power Pack) Iracebeth of Crims the Red Queen is going to pay for all of her crimes. I hope her head comes off!
Zero-G: Oh you bet it will! She wants to slash off heads then we'll make sure HER HEAD comes off!
Lightspeed: You got that right!
Metamorpho: That queen is one nasty monster!
Kairyu Shin, Ocean Dragon Lord - Kairyu-Shin, Neo Daedalus and Yormungarde agreed.
Finn: Yeah that monster is gonna get it big time.
Jake: Yeah what a jerkball!
Princess Bubblegum: That Bloody Big Headed Bitch is gonna get it!
Princess Celestia: Big time and she is going to get it big time and more.
King Solar: You got that right and it will hurt.
Solar Eclipsa: It sure will hurt too.
Amber Morning: You got that right.
Spotlight: That is for sure!
Samon Shakekisutanchin: That is for sure all right!
Mass Master: What a jerk and she HATES SALMON!
Samon Shakekisutanchin: WHAT!? WHAT THAT PUTRID BLOODY BIGHEADED BITCH! I WILL KILL HER AND KILL HER AGAIN!
Energizer: Whoa easy there! Lets have our battle first.
Samon Shakekisutanchin: Right sorry. Lets do it!
Power Pack: PAT QUARTET SQURAYA!
They glowed and merged together and formed into a quadruple power ranger! It was a PatRanger for Blue, Pink, Yellow and White!
Power Pack: PATRANGER SQURAYA!
Samon Shakekisutanchin: WHOA! That is so cool! The Patrangers can do that with three but never 4!
Energizer: It sure is cool!
Lightspeed: We sure look awesome!
They summoned a Keyblade and it was a Marvel Comics Keyblade! It was called EXCELSIOR!
Samon Shakekisutanchin: Awesome Keyblade! A perfect homage to the creator of Marvel!
Power Pack: Thanks.
They fired waves of light and energy and smashed them down.
Mighty Morphin Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, J.D. Knudson, Varie, Camie, Celica, Himiko, Cassidy, Karla (We Bare Bears), Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Chunky Chicken.
Chunky Chicken was next.
Chunky Chicken: Boy Iracebeth of Crims is one evil monster.
Me: You're not kidding there!
Varie: Yeah what a monster! She needs to be destroyed too.
Camie: No kidding and we will destroy her too.
Celica: That is for sure too.
Himiko: Yeah she needs to have every ounce of her blood drained from her.
Cassidy: That is for sure there! What a monster.
Karla: Yeah she deserves it!
Chunky Chicken: I agree there! Lets do it!
I teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of The Bloody Red Queen, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded red and black gems and the symbol of Wonderland etched on the 7'5" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold tiger heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels. Once in hand, you guys will gain a massive power and energy increase, and wait until you all try these out on The Red Queen, that monster tyrant won't know what hit her.
I teleported back with them.
Tommy Oliver: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!
THUNDERCLAP!
Tommy Oliver: DRAGONZORD!
Zack Taylor: MASTODON!
Kimberly Ann Hart: PTERODACTYL!
Billy Cranston: TRICERATOPS!
Trini Kwan: SABER TOOTHED TIGER!
Jason Lee Scott: TYRANNOSAURUS!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MIGHTY MORPHIN 1!
They turned into the Mighty Morphin Rangers too!
Me: YEAH! Lets get him!
Tommy Oliver: Lets bring them together!
They formed the Power Blaster!
Me: FIRE!
We fired waves of energy and elements and blasted him all over and then the blasts all hit him and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead again!
Me: Chunky Chicken you have failed this world!
Troy: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped.
Knave of Hearts: If you wish to get to the Queen, you must go through me!
Jake: Oh, for God's Sake, we don't have time for this!
Tsukasa: Let's just take them down all at once!
Me: Gladly!
Kamen Ride: Saber!
Kamen Ride: Blades!
Kamen Ride: Espada!
Kamen Ride: Buster!
Kamen Ride: Kenzan!
Kamen Ride: Slash!
Kamen Ride: Saikou!
Kamen Ride: Sabela!
Kamen Ride: Durendal!
Kamen Ride: Falchion!
Kamen Ride: Caliber!
Tsukasa turned into Kamen Rider Saber and Daiki summoned clones of the Saber Team.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RIDER MODE! LITERATURE IMAGINATION SWORDFORCE!
They turned into the Saber Team!
Me: Even after how you tried to kill the Queen you still serve her!
I fired waves of energy and blasted the Knave down and then we went at Iracebeth and blasted and smashed and pulverized her all over.
Nom, Frafdo, Viqtarr, Ulfheddin, Slurhk, Kileron, and Khorror blasted and smashed her all over.
Dirge, Blades, Alice and Elemental HERO Flame Wingman used the Earth and Disney Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Dirge's blasters, Blades' Strength and Alice and Elemental HERO Flame Wingman's powers 100-fold.
Dirge and Alice: VORPAL FEAR SHOT!
Blades and Elemental HERO Flame Wingman: FIRESTORM BLADE BURST!
Dumb Eds of Strength and Number 7: ED BUTTKICKING OF 7 STRIKES!
Smart Eds of Smarts and Zs'Skayr: GHOSTS OF ANUR PHAETOS BLAST!
Jawbreakers of Scheming Eds and Dark Spicer: ASSKICKING JAWBREAKERS BLAST!
Firestorm of Smokes and Patty and Selma: SMOKING FIRE BLAST!
Spiderwoman of Blood and Evil Green Ranger: SPIDERWOMAN BLOOD STRIKE!
Spiderman Power Force and Vanitas: SPIDERMAN POWER BLAST!
Phoenix Love Fire and Springfield Mafia: PHOENIX LOVE FIRE BLAST!
Buddha Rainbow Force and Cantwell: BUDDHA RAINBOW BLAST!
Chili Donuts and Buttkicking Pies and Wiggum: CHILI DONUTS OF BUTTKICKING BLAST!
Mermaids and Water and Ghost: MERMAIDS AND WATER BLAST!
Fluttershy, Mirage Daffodil & Butterfly Rose, Anthea, Sphinx Moth, Primal Rage, Phyllis the Florauna & Venus the Plant, Botanica Alhelí, Rango Clay, Grassblade, Lana Croft, Lily Longsocks, Toola-Roola, Coconut Cream, Discord, Zecora, Tree Hugger, Mage Meadowbrook, Sandbar, Sweet Leaf, Life Skylanders and Pyunma: LEAF STORM OF KINDNESS!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Fluttershy, Alice, Wallflower, Lincoln, Lola and Eli: WONDERLAND RETRIBUTION BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Lincoln: WONDERLAND ELEMENT STYLE: WHITE RABBIT!
Entrapta: WONDERLAND LIGHTNING STYLE: MAD HATTER!
Frosta: WONDERLAND ICE STYLE: MARCH HARE
Perfuma: WONDERLAND NATURE STYLE: CHESHIRE CAT!
Hilda: (British Accent) WONDERLAND FIRE STYLE: DODO!
Nanami: WONDERLAND WATER STYLE: DORMOUSE!
Toph: WONDERLAND EARTH STYLE: FLAMINGO!
Tatsumaki: WONDERLAND WIND STYLE: JABBERWOCKY!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said creatures of Wonderland.
Lincoln and his harem: WONDERLAND FINAL SMASH: WONDERLAND BLAST!
They fired a Wonderland Powered Ki Blast! The blasts all hit her and exploded and smashed her down.
Lincoln, Wallflower and me spread our wings and we all took to the air like angels taking flight, and we had our massive greatswords raised over our heads and we were heading right for The Red Queen.
Lincoln, me and Wallflower: Off with your head!
Then, with one powerful downward swing, we beheaded The Red Queen and we banished her soul to The Black Gates forever, along with her followers.
Nico: That'll teach that bloody bighead a lesson she'll never ever forget, and the way you killed her by taking flight and raising your greatsword to behead her, Lincoln, Wallflower and J.D. that was just like how Alice killed The Jabberwock.
Me: That was fun!
Lincoln: That was definitely my favorite part to the finale of the movie.
Wallflower: Mine too!
Me: Mine too. But, now we're finally finally rid of The Red Queen and her followers for good.
Nico: You got that right, J.D., that bloody bighead has failed all of Wonderland.
Lincoln: Now, there's one last thing to do, and one loose end to tie up: Anise.
?: (LAUGHING MALEVOLENTLY) And now, I shall destroy you all along with the entire world and the multiverse!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large search pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the ten coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the ten large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln: There's no mistaking that malevolent laughter from anywhere, you just don't know when to give up, do you, Anise?
A figure came out, and it was none other than Anise, the evil counterpart of the Mana Goddess and the primeval Demon Queen.
Anise: You heroes will never stop me, soon, all of you will be dead and the entire world will soon be destroyed along with the entire multiverse! (LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
Okalani Xayavong: Looks like the only thing that's on your mind is just destruction itself, but your vile desire for destruction itself is about to lead to your end, you witch.
Suddenly, Okalani Xayavong's pink eyes turned neon pink and she was surrounded by a rose pink energy aura with shimmering rose diamonds, swords, earth, knights, and dragons, she unholstered her massive Lady Rose Diamond-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Anise, she left rose pink energy, shimmering rose diamonds, swords, earth, knights, and dragons with every step.
Okalani Xayavong: Anise, I will never ever forgive you for the crimes that you've committed against mankind, the world, and the multiverse itself, The Mana Goddess was right to have you locked away forever in The Underworld, but as always, your desires to destroy the multiverse has never died over time, but it got stronger. Well, that all ends here, today, your immortal life ends here and now!
Suddenly, Okalani Xayavong was surrounded by a massive vortex of rose pink energy with earth, rose diamonds, and swords surrounding it, there are knights riding on horses and dragons flying in the air surrounding the vortex, and in the vortex is a pink phoenix with red eyes glaring at Anise: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Okalani Xayavong emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Okalani Xayavong grew from 6'5" to 7'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has purple highlights in the bangs of her long pink hair, she has neon pink eyes and a rose pink energy aura with stars, rose diamonds, swords, earth, knights, and dragons surrounding her, she has a dragon holding a diamond and Lady Rose Diamond emblazoned in the middle of her forehead with Third Eye with pink iris, she has on dragon earrings with pink gems for eyes and holding the Earth, Diamond, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has Lady Rose Diamond with pink gems for eyes and holding the Earth, Diamond, and Eternity Kanjis in its paws for the second pendant on the bottom of her pink dragon-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with pink crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and pink gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Okalani Xayavong has on a sleeveless pink sweater, purple sleeveless shirt, pink and black striped fingerless bridal gloves, hot pink skirt, purple pants, purple heels, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, diamonds, earth, swords, knights, and dragons on the coattails, and on the back is Lady Rose Diamond surrounded by stars, diamonds, swords, knights, dragons, and earth. Suddenly, Okalani Xayavong felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive pink angel wings with purple tips on the pink feathers grew and sprouted out from her back, and she also now has eleven massive and long pink wolf tails with purple tips and purple markings, Okalani Xayavong has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Okalani Xayavong's Lady Rose Diamond-themed greatsword and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rose pink energy, stars, diamonds, swords, knights, earth, and dragons, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Okalani Xayavong's Rose Quartz Diamond Earth Lady Rose Diamond Greatsword of Earth Rose Diamond Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded rose quartz gems and Lady Rose Diamond etched on the 7'4" massive, wide, double-edged rose pink blade, large rose pink dragon heads with purple gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and large rose pink gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large rose pink dragon heads with purple gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large rose pink heads is a rose pink dragon head with purple gems for eyes and a pink gem in its mouth for the pommel, Okalani Xayavong has on her large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with rose pink gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large version of Lady Rose Diamond's head with rose pink gems for eyes and large rose pink gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a rose pink kanji below Lady Rose Diamond that said, "Okalani Xayavong, Gene-Slammer of Lady Rose Diamond, Laos' Expert Fashionista and Jewel Expert, Friend of Leni Loud, Guardian Angel and Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Scoots and Royal Woods' Jerks, Archenemy of The Terminator One-Thousand, Destroyer of Anise, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Fashion, Jewels, Earth, and Swords"
オカラニ・ザヤヴォン、レディ・ローズ・ダイアモンドのジーン・スラマー、ラオスのファッショニスタと宝石の専門家、レニ・ラウドの友人、守護天使でリンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、スクートの軽蔑者とロイヤル・ウッズのジャーク、ターミネーター・ワン・サウザンドの大敵、アニスの破壊者、悪の破壊者でありスレイヤー、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そしてファッション、宝石、地球、剣の達人
Okalani Xayavong has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-LADY ROSE DIAMOND-DRAGON-HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA ROSE DIAMOND EARTH KNIGHT DRAGON LADY ROSE DIAMOND KNIGHT ANGEL OF DIVINE STAR ROSE DIAMOND EARTH KNIGHT DRAGON LADY ROSE DIAMOND KNIGHT JUSTICE AND DIVINE STAR ROSE DIAMOND EARTH KNIGHT DRAGON LADY ROSE DIAMOND KNIGHT LOVE!
We were amazed by Okalani Xayavong's Super Angel-Lady Rose Diamond-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Anise saw it, she fell into a rage and fired blasts of dark magic to kill her, but Okalani made diamond barriers appear and they blocked the dark magic blasts, and she fired a powerful barrage of rose pink energy blasts with stars, swords, diamonds, earth, knights, and dragons at Anise, and they exploded with such incredible power as the barrage hit her, and this really angered her now.
Nico: Incredible, Okalani Xayavong has transformed into her Super Angel-Lady Rose Diamond-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and she really damaged Anise.
Leni: She looks totes amazing, and that dark goddess is done for now.
Lincoln: After what Anise had tried to do in destroying the multiverse, that dark goddess deserves to pay for every last one of her crimes with her own immortal blood.
Okalani Xayavong: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Shimmering Divine Star Rose Diamond Earth Lady Rose Diamond Angel and Divine Star Rose Diamond Earth Knight Dragon Lady Rose Diamond Love) Indeed, now let's destroy this dark goddess once and for all, Linky.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's Hinon's Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back and his large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony magically unholstered itself and strapped itself on his left forearm, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Mythological Hope, and he joined Okalani Xayavong.
Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Your days of trying to destroy the multiverse are over, Anise, and now it's time for you to die once and for all!
Okalani Xayavong and Lincoln went after Anise who continued firing blasts of dark magic at them, but Lincoln and Okalani absorbed them, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, rose pink energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Anise and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Then, they flew and attacked her with their massive greatswords leaving scars on her, and Lincoln left many more with his claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Okalani Xayavong also attacked her with punches, kicks, and karate chops, along with elemental blasts. Then, Lincoln drove his massive greatsword into Anise's stomach, and he began sucking out all of Anise's godly powers and abilities and he made them his own, and in the process freed the souls of Anise's victims from long ago, and he removed his massive greatsword from Anise's stomach.
Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, it's time for you to die.
Lincoln kicked Anise hard into the air.
Lincoln: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Blood Demon Art: POISON BLOOD SWORD SLASHSTORM!
Lincoln summoned a barrage of swords made of his poisonous blood and they went at the powerless Anise, and they pierced her body and the poisonous blood was damaging her body badly, and when one poison blood sword pierced her black heart, she turned to dust and her soul was sent to The Black Gates for all eternity. We cheered wildly for what Okalani Xayavong and Lincoln did as they holstered their weapons and powered down, and Okalani Xayavong's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long rose pink wolf tails, and massive rose pink angel wings are permanent
Okalani Xayavong: The suffering you've caused for eons has finally been brought to an end, Anise, may you never return. Thanks for helping me destroy Anise for good, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Okalani.
Suddenly, Okalani Xayavong wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Okalani Xayavong's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, and Lady Rose Diamond flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with clusters of crystals and jewels forming right behind them, and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Okalani Xayavong absorbed the crystals and jewels and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Nico: Wow, now that was one truly awesome and incredible fight, Lincoln, Okalani, you two showed that dark goddess no mercy, and Lincoln, that was one slick move driving your greatsword into her stomach and then sucking out all her godly powers and abilities and making them your own, and what we just saw, that was a brand-new Blood Demon Art you developed, right?
Lincoln: Yep, that's a brand-new Blood Demon Art I developed called Poison Blood Sword Slashstorm, and I only use it on evil gods and goddesses, along with evil immortals.
Me: Wow, I've got to learn that technique, can you teach me, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Sure, J.D.
Eli: I hope we can also see you use some of the Breathing Techniques of the Hashira for your next opponent tomorrow, Lincoln.
Lincoln: You'll have to wait and see, Eli.
Kyojuro Rengoku: He's right, you'll have to wait and see, Eli.
Tanjiro Kamado: So, Lincoln, which of your Guardian Angels are we meeting tomorrow?
Suddenly, we saw the symbols of the Olympian Gods and Goddess forming in the skies and glowing.
Selene Emperyous: (Gasps) Selene, that display we just saw..., is that what I think it is?!
Selene Arcangela: It is, what we just saw is a hint on the next group of girls we're meeting on the next series of Lincoln's rescues: the daughters of the Gods and Goddesses of Olympus.
We gasped in shock.
Me: Whoa!
Nico: We've never met the daughters of the Olympian Gods and Goddesses on Lincoln's side before, this should be an interesting series of rescues in the days to come.
Lincoln: It sure will be, and the first one we'll be meeting tomorrow is Michelle Aphrodite, Daughter of Aphrodite, The Greek Goddess of Sexual Love and Beauty, she's my Guardian Angel from Greece mainly the legendary Mount Olympus, and like her mother Aphrodite, she's a Goddess of Sexual Love and Beauty and has all her mother's powers and she's immortal and she's extremely beautiful and sexy.
Me: Hubba Hubba.
Selene Emperyous: When she and Lincoln met, there was indeed quite the attraction that turned into true love and she swore to protect him from those who sought to do him harm, and her targets were none other than Flip, Lewis Travolta, Scoots, Hawk, Hank, Pablo, Anderson, Chandler, Artie, Trent, and Killjoy Huggins, his enemies, and she also swore to protect him from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, she's really good friends with Leni, and she's also an awesome fashionista with a great sense of style. Lincoln and Michelle made many beautiful dresses for Leni to model and they also made some for the rest of the Guardian Angels and for those who would become part of his harem. Lincoln made Michelle a beautiful necklace with red gem for the pendant, along with a white short-sleeved blouse, red sleeveless top, long ankle-length white dress skirt, and white bridal gloves, and to show thanks, Michelle kissed Lincoln on the lips and their make-out session lasted for ten minutes, and she hates Lola with a blazing passion because Lola was just jealous of Michelle's beauty and grace and that she always defends Lincoln whenever she along with Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies plotted to kill him.
Michelle Emperyous: And Selene Arcangela told Michelle everything those demons have done to him, and during a bake sale Michelle and Lincoln were doing for a charity one night, Lola ambushed them and she viciously attacked them and destroyed their table along with the snacks that they made for the bake sale, Michelle kicked the tar out of that rampaging little pageant demon, and Lincoln tied her up in a red energy straitjacket, and when he had alerted the rest of his family of what Lola did, Lola got grounded for seventeen weeks and she was forced to clean up the mess that she made during her little rampage while Michelle and Lincoln remade the treats for their bake sale.
Nico: Oh, we're so going to hear this story tomorrow, and Lola should've known better than to anger one of the daughters of the Olympian Gods and Goddesses, there's always consequences to consider.
Me: Big time.
The Knave got up.
Me: We're going to give you a choice.
I had my sword up against his neck.
Me: Either you surrender or you lose your head like the queen did.
The blade shined in the sunlight.
Me: So what's it going to be?
Xaldin: (to Knave of Hearts) Here's your chance to do the right thing.
Salami Swami: If I were you, I would take it.
Knave of Hearts knew he had no chance and put his hands on his head.
Knave of Hearts: I surrender
Me: Good.
Steam Smythe: Smart choice. You and the Jabberwock from her will be in the Masters of Evil now.
Alice Kingsleigh: Thank you so much, everyone.
Hydrax: It was our pleasure
Me: Aww it was nothing.
Samon Shakekisutanchin: Wanna come with J.D. and the others on the next rescue?
Alice Kingsleigh: I would be honored.
Nico: But great job today everyone! This was so fun.
Eli: Yeah it was!
Lola: Yeah!
Fluttershy: (To the viewers) It wa a really fun and amazing adventure. I hope you all loved it.
Qin: We all did.
Me: And Wonderland is safe.
We went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome fanfiction done.
Alice In Wonderland from 2010 was a really awesome and fun movie.
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For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily, along with Kyd Wykkyd, Black Baron, Hades Beast Manticore, Scarlet, Big Top Werewolf, and Ice Kate & Kid Kold as well as Takanuva, Catherine Hoshi, Jin (Flashman), Seraph With Eyes of Blue, Blue-Eyes White Dragon and Red-Eyes Black Dragon and we are going to the abandoned Play Pals Toys factory and see what needs to be done there and also we're going to battle Another Evil HERO Inferno Wing, Lightning Golem, Wild Cyclone, Dark Gaia, Infernal Gainer, Infernal Prodigy, Infernal Sniper, Malicious Edge, Malicious Fiend, Adusted Gold, Sinister Necrom, Nemesis, Black Baron and Kyd Wykkyd! WHEW! we're going to be in for some fun! Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Gourgeist and her name is Nathalie Blackheart. She is a goth girl and she is a really powerful true master of darkness.
the match-up scene is for Phoebe Vandom, Older Sister of Will Vandom and Guardian of The Heart of Kandrakar, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Dema, the False Goddess and the primary villainess in Echoes of Mana
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Gatlin, Nebraska, and we got bad news: Isaac Chroner, the religious zealot and servant of He Who Walks Behind the Rows, has returned from the dead, and he wants revenge on us for what we did destroying him two years ago along with ending his cult and putting an end to He Who Walks Behind The Rows, but this time, we're going to destroy him once and for all and we're going to send him to The Black Gates forever. And we're also in for one awesome surprise: on Lincoln's rescues in the days to come, we're going to be meeting a series of girls and you're going to love this part: they're the daughters of the legendary Olympian Gods and Goddesses. The first daughter of the legendary Olympian Gods and Goddesses that we're meeting tomorrow is Michelle Aphrodite, Daughter of Aphrodite, The Greek Goddess of Sexual Love and Beauty, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Greece mainly the legendary Mount Olympus, and like her mother Aphrodite, she's a Goddess of Sexual Love and Beauty and has all her mother's powers and she's immortal and she's extremely beautiful and sexy. When she and Lincoln met, there was indeed quite the attraction that turned into true love and she swore to protect him from those who sought to do him harm, and her targets were none other than Flip, Lewis Travolta, Scoots, Hawk, Hank, Pablo, Anderson, Chandler, Artie, Trent, and Killjoy Huggins, his enemies, and she also swore to protect him from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, she's really good friends with Leni, and she's also an awesome fashionista with a great sense of style. Lincoln and Michelle made many beautiful dresses for Leni to model and they also made some for the rest of the Guardian Angels and for those who would become part of his harem. Lincoln made Michelle a beautiful necklace with red gem for the pendant, along with a white short-sleeved blouse, red sleeveless top, long ankle-length white dress skirt, and white bridal gloves, and to show thanks, Michelle kissed Lincoln on the lips and their make-out session lasted for ten minutes, and she hates Lola with a blazing passion because Lola was just jealous of Michelle's beauty and grace and that she always defends Lincoln whenever she along with Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies plotted to kill him, and Selene Arcangela told Michelle everything those demons have done to him, and during a bake sale that Michelle and Lincoln were doing for a charity one night, Lola ambushed them and she viciously attacked them and destroyed their table along with the snacks that they made for the bake sale, Michelle kicked the tar out of that rampaging little pageant demon, and Lincoln tied her up in a red energy straitjacket, and when he alerted the rest of his family of what Lola did, Lola got grounded for seventeen weeks and she was forced to clean up the mess that she made during her little rampage while Michelle and Lincoln remade the treats for their bake sale.
Get ready for a timeless classic as we go into the world of Dr. Seuss and we're going to meet The Cat In The Hat in the awesome movie and we're going to have fun with him as well as his friends and we're going to battle that golddigging freak Larry Quinn and make him pay for his greed!
See you next time.
