This chapter is for the Revenge of Bedlam who we defeated 2 years ago.


Flying over the volcanically Scorching Hot world of the planet Valmorg, 214 million lightyears away from Earth was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily, along with Scorcher, China White, Sea Dragon, Anguis Masculus, Gazimon and Demon Beatrice along with Jason Lee Scott, Indigo Zap, Ellie Singh, Emily Lenior Tzeentch, Mary Garcia And Victorica Meadows and we were there for an awesome and fun and action packed rescue.

Nico: Planet Valmorg. Always like coming here.

Shoichi: WHEW! It's hot here.

Me: It's over 2,000˚Fahrenheit here Shoichi. But yeah it's awesome.

Xenia: It sure is.

Qin: Yeah and the landscape is always awesome to see here.

Jason Lee Scott: You got that right.

Leeli: It sure is awesome to see.

Girl Jordan: I'll say!

Nico: Jason, I want to thank you, Scorcher, and your teams for coming

Jason Lee Scott: No problem Nico. This will be awesome and cool.

Indigo Zap: You bet it will be. This will be so fun.

Lincoln: You got that right.

Nico: Indigo, do you consider yourself, Rainbow's Shadowbolt counterpart?

Indigo Zap: I guess in a way I do.

Rainbow Dash: And it all was rocky in the Friendship Games. But we became awesome friends in the end.

Indigo Zap: We sure did. And we made awesome dance moves in the videos of the Rainbooms.

Nico: That is so awesome.

Shoichi: That sure is awesome. I love all the songs of the Rainbooms and they are so great.

Nico: They sure are.

Sunset Shimmer: Yeah our music is awesome.

Lola: It sure is.

Nico: I'm just asking because the two of you are competitive.

Indigo Zap: Yeah we sure are aren't we?

Me: You, R.D., Lynn and many of our sports loving friends all have so much in common I.Z.

Indigo Zap: That is for sure.

Xenia: Yep.

Shoichi: Boy they sure do.

Me: So Shoichi how are you liking it at the estate so far?

Shoichi: It's incredible! And the view of the planet is absolutely breathtaking.

Me: At 528,000 feet up you can see half of the planet for miles.

Nico: And the view of the stars is totally crystal clear.

Eli: Yep.

Nico: We're glad to finally have you with us.

Shoichi: Same here Nico.

Ryo: It's so awesome.

Qin: Yep it sure is. Now we just have the American Riders for Dragon Knight.

Lola: Yeah and all the riders from the 1970s to the 80s.

Nico: Also some of those riders from back then helped us during the 20 Days of Darkness. We never got to thank them.

Eli: That's true.

Me: Yeah.

Nico: But we kicked El of Water's butt.

Me: We sure did. And Erica kicked a massive amount of Batlings all to pulp.

Nico: (LAUGHS) She sure did! I'm proud of her. And it was funny how she was sitting on a massive pile of their mangled up bodies after the battle ended.

Xenia: Yeah that was awesome!

Qin: Yeah. She ripped them to shreds.

Nico: And J.D. farted in Shido Mizuki's face and that was so funny!

Lola: (LAUGHS) YEAH!

Me: (LAUGHS) That was so funny! Sorry I had chili dogs for lunch.

Nico: Don't forget about Kadma.

Shoichi: That was awesome! Kadma and all of you guys did a great job.

Lola: Yeah that was amazing.

Camie: Yep.

Girl Jordan: That was an awesome battle to close out the Japanese Kamen Rider Missions.

Xenia: It sure was.

Lola: Yeah!

Maria: The next sea Gene Slammer should be here

Me: On a planet this hot they will bake faster than you can say uncle.

Qin: No kidding.

Camie: Yeah.

Shoichi: And there isn't a speck of water anywhere.

Me: Well that's because it's so hot that life can't survive here.

Nico: Yep. But maybe she is in that cave we were in a while back.

Maria: Yeah.

Nico: Let's go there.

Me: That's the only spot on this planet that's cool enough for us to rehydrate.

We went into the cave.

Me: Ahh!

Qin: Awesome.

Shoichi: Wow what a difference in here.

Haruka: You got that right.

Nico: Yeah.

Eli: It's perfect in here.

Qin: But the entire planet itself would not make a very suitable place for home.

Xenia: Yep.

Nico: Anyone here?

Eli: Look there!

We saw a figure hiding behind a rock.

Me: It's okay you can come out. We're not going to hurt you.

A figure came out and it was a SAWSHARK GENE-SLAMMER GIRL!

Me: Whoa a Sawshark Gene-slammer.

Xenia: Whoa man.

Sawshark: Thank goodness I have been found here.

Nico: Rachel Remmie!?

Qin: Oh my god! You were turned into half Sawshark like Stacy was.

Rachel Remmie: I sure have been. By Paradigm!

Lola: Oh man!

Maria: You don't look that bad.

Rachel Remmie: No but I am hot and thirsty. This place is a horrible one.

Me: You're on the planet Valmorg and you are 214 million lightyears away from home. This planet is over 2,000˚Fahrenheit and it's completely inhospitable for people.

Rachel Remmie: That explains why I'm so hot here.

Nico: Yep.

Maria: What were you doing when you got slammed?

Rachel Remmie: Practicing skateboarding on the half pipe and then this dart hit me and then I woke up like this.

Nico: Geez.

Nico hugged her to comfort her.

Rachel Remmie: Ahh. Thanks Nico.

Me: Lets revert you back and give you some water.

Rachel Remmie: Good idea.

Xenia: Yeah.

Me: (Puts on blind man glasses) Just so you know this is gonna hurt really bad.

Rachel Remmie: I'm ready.

The boys covered their eyes.

Me: Here we go. (SNAPS FINGERS)

She then started reverting back and she doubled over in excruciating pain!

Rachel Remmie: WHY?!

Me: It'll be over in a few seconds!

She reverted back and had blond hair and blue eyes and had a tattoo of the planet Venus on Fire on her right arm.

She got up and was naked because her pants and underwear fell off.

Rachel Remmie: (GROANS) What a horrible pain. GAH! (Covers herself) I need new clothes!

Rarity: Don't worry darling. We can fix this.

The fashion brigade moved in and gave her new clothes. She had on a magenta color shirt, blue shorts and gnarly kneepads and red skates.

Varie showed her a mirror and she saw herself.

Rachel Remmie: Oh wow! I look great. And the skates are awesome.

Varie: Thanks. They were Maria's idea.

Maria: Yep. Here.

She gave Rachel a lot of water and she was gulping it down like no problem.

Rachel Remmie: Ahh. I needed that.

Nico: You okay?

Rachel Remmie: Much better.

Qin: Awesome.

Nico: Good.

Me: Awesome.

BEEP!

Me: Huh?

I looked at my arm computer and it showed that there was AN EVIL SASUKE ON VALMORG!

Me: There's an Evil Sasuke here!

Nico: Okay. If we ignore him, he'll go away.

Me: Nico he is not going to go away until he kills ALL of us.

Qin: Yeah.

Me: Besides I want to let loose all of my power on him.

Sakura Knudson: Yeah. This is always fun.

Nico: You think he has a Carnage Symbiote with him?

Eli: I sense that it's another Carnage from another universe.

Girl Jordan: Nico here is number 2 that you owe me.

Nico: Yep.

May: This means you can join in

Girl Jordan: Yep. After J.D. has his fun.

Me: Fair enough. Okay here I go.

I went out to face him!

Me: Come and get me you sack of motherfucking shit.

Then he saw me.

?: YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUR!

He came to me.

I then went SUPER ANGEL EBONWU UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ELEMENTAL WOLF MOON PHOENIX!

Me: (DIVINE ECHOING GODLY VOICE) Nice to see you Evil Sasuke.

Evil Sasuke then had his eyes glow red with incredible rage!

Evil Sasuke: WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUR!? YOU ARE NOTHING TO US YOU CUR! WE ARE THE UCHIHA AND WE ARE THE STRONGEST AND THE ELITE!

Me: (To Evil Sasuke) Hmm. Yes and a "Motherfucking Cur" was the only kind of person you can handle. I remember that your father said that very same thing to me in 150,000 years just as I was killing the Uchiha for their crimes and snuffing out the very darkness that they used to destroy so many lives. When he made his speech about how you were going to kill all of the Leaf in the name of Madara Uchiha all they did was seal their fate. Your Father poisoned his own son with his own hatred and turned you into a miniature version of him and he poisoned your mind with so much of his hatred over everything that you became a totally lost cause. He made you into a homicidal and completely mentally unstable psychopath and you did not show any value towards friendship or comradery. You wanted everything handed to you on a silver platter just like your wretched father and all your clan did. You cheated in everything, Even though Ninjas cheat, education is the one thing that we NEVER cheat at. Isn't that right and they say that your father was leading the Uchiha to greatness. But it turns out you're just another lost soul of the run-of-the-mill ninja. And you know it. You're not even in the same league in the kind of power that I possess. I can destroy the entire universe in the mere blink of a cosmic eye. In fact, next to my kind of power and the power that you have, you are nothing compared to me and you and your clan were nothing but a bunch of pathetic ants compared to it. The way you covet all that power, the way your clan did all the deeds in the name of the devil known as Madara Uchiha, a monster and a planet destroyer. It's downright fucking disgusting. As the most powerful fighter and warrior and champion in the universe, all I see when I look at you is a fucked up miserable fuckweed and a heartless motherfucking psychotic wretch. And on top of that I fucking hate your style above all others you ruthless fuckkicker! What is it that you are hoping to accomplish? Stealing all the jutsu in the world just to expand your jutsu arsenal and repertoire, committing crimes all over the planet just to satisfy the devil Madara Uchiha, murdering innocent people, stealing jutsu, pursuing petty and worthless desires like revenge and above all betraying the very village your clan founded. You Uchiha Motherfuckers don't give a flying fuck about anyone but your pathetic goddamned motherfucking selves and that is why I killed them all including your father. The Uchiha are heartless monsters that murder, lie, steal, betray and are completely powerhungry just like you and that's why I killed them all. YOU ALL FUCKING DISGUST ME!

(FORSAKEN BY WITHIN TEMPTATION PLAYS)

Evil Sasuke Roared in an incredible amount of rage and fury and he went into his LEVEL 2 Curse Mark Form and he went at me and punched and kicked and brutally fought me all over and tried to smash my head in with indiscriminate fury and he was really determined to make sure that he kills me. I blocked all his punches and kicks and he jumped back and threw numerous kunai and I deflected them all and fired a powerful blast of fire and it hit him in his arm and burned him bad! He was screaming in pain and then he was screaming in agony. But then his screams of pain quickly turned into maniacal and insane laughter. He was laughing like an insane and totally fucked up monster that was fucked up to the core six ways till Sunday and he went at me again and I kicked him in the face and knocked him down and he got up and went at me again and I dodged him and fired a blast of lightning and it hit him in the crotch and electrocuted him all over. He went at me some more and I dodged his strike and kicked him in the back and sent him smashing into a rock and he got up and fired massive blasts of lightning at me and I deflected them back with my sword and he got electrocuted all over and I punched him in the face and he went at me some more and I was making him madder and madder and madder and he was only making me stronger with all his hatred and more. I then punched him in the face and he went at me and I dodged him again and dodged him again and then I kicked him in the back again and sent him crashing into a rock and he got up and went at me some more and fired massive blasts of fire at me and I fired waves of massive fire blasts at him and the blasts collided and exploded with incredible power!

Massive fiery explosions were blasting off all over the place.

I fired elemental blasts at Evil Sasuke and he was firing blasts at me and massive fiery explosions were going off all over and turning the area into a raging inferno.

Nicole: YEAH! GET HIM DAD!

The Entire area around us was turning into a war zone! Evil Sasuke then fired a massive fireball.

Me: KAAAAAAAAA! MEEEEEEEEEEE! HAAAAAAAAAAAA! MEEEEEEEEEEE! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I fired a massive rainbow Fire Kamehameha Wave and it went through the fireball and destroyed it and it slammed into the Evil Sasuke and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

Evil Sasuke was smashed into the ground with incredible force and I kicked him in the stomach with incredible power and he belched up a huge amount of blood and then I grabbed him by his shirt and threw him into the air and flew after him and kicked him in the face and knocked out some of his teeth and he jumped away and fired waves of fire and I fired waves of lightning and they overtook his fire and the blasts of lightning hit him all over and electrocuted him and then I fired a wave of wind and entrapped him in a tornado and then I fired a wave of fire and burned him all over in the tornado as it was turned into a fire tornado. When the tornado faded he jumped out and fired more fire blasts and me and I fired waves of crystal at him and they hit him and cut him all over the place and then I fired waves of wood at him and smashed him all over the place with incredible force and smashed him all over. He ran at me with a Chidori and I teleported and fired waves of lava and burned his hands and he screamed in pain as he was burned all over and then I kicked him in the face and smashed him into a rock! Then he popped out of the rubble and threw the rock at me and I smashed it with incredible brute strength and smashed him with waves of rocks and pebbles and smashed him all over the place! I then fired waves of darkness and electrocuted and burned him all over.

Evil Sasuke got up and he was more enraged than ever before!

HE WAS PISSED!

Taro laughed and charged at Evil Sasuke.

He kicked him in his face and smashed him down!

Me: Time to get festive!

Evil Sasuke: What are you laughing at, you cur?!

Taro: The only cur is you. Naruto and J.D. are not responsible for your own mistakes. You are!

Me: That's right!

I punched him in his face!

POW! BLAM POW SMASH!

I punched him down.

Nico: How about we wrap this up?

Me: With pleasure!

Evil Sasuke got up and he was more enraged than ever before!

Evil Sasuke: (ENRAGED SCREAMING) WHAT IS IT WITH YOU!? WHY ARE YOU SO STRONG!? IT'S NOT FAIR! THAT POWER SHOULD BE MINE!

Me: You will never have my power.

Evil Sasuke then raised his right arm up and then I threw an energy disk and it slashed his right arm clean off! He screamed in excruciating pain as it was completely severed from his shoulder and he clutched the stub of his arm.

Evil Sasuke: YOU MONSTER!

Me: I've been called worse.

Nico: Yeah!

Me: You don't know how to love anyone Sasuke. All you care about is nothing but yourself.

I then teleported and stabbed Evil Sasuke all the way through his black heart!

Me: This is for everything you have done! Go to hell and stay there you motherfucking son of a fucking bitch!

I then slashed him all the way in half and sliced and diced him into a thousand pieces and then I fired a pitch black energy blast of the Black Gates and he was banished to oblivion forever!

Evil Sasuke was obliterated forever.

I powered down.

Me: That felt really good.

Juran: Nico, are you sure he's bonded with the Carnage Symbiote?

Nico: Eli said he wasn't so I trust Eli. But great job J.D.

Me: Thanks.

Girl Jordan: Now it's my turn.

Tsubasa: I thought for sure Evil Sasuke was bonded to that freak!

Eli: Nope. Cletus Kasady is the only one capable of being bonded with Carnage.

Qin: Yep.

Nico: Look!

We saw a figure and it was CLETUS KASADY A.K.A. CARNAGE!

Nico: There he is.

Lola: Uh oh.

Me: Cletus Kasady! You fucked-up piece of shit, I knew one day you'd show your bloodstained ass again!

Nico: You make me sick! I knew it was a matter of time before you showed up!

Carnage: And now, I'm going to enjoy killing all of you and every last person in my way! CARNAGE AND CHAOS SHALL REIGN SUPREME! (LAUGHING DERANGEDLY)

HE'S OFFICIALLY LOST HIS FUCKING MIND!

Me: YOU'RE FUCKING INSANE, KASADY!

Eli: You are out of your fucking mind!

Nico: You've absolutely lost your fucking mind, and you will never hurt another person again, Kasady. Girl Jordan, Lincoln, Leeli, Kaede, tear his fucked-up ass to shreds and let him die in a pool of his own fucked-up blood!

Lincoln: You got it, Nico.

Leeli: With pleasure!

Nico: Can you hurry up and let us kill you? We've still got matters to attend to?

Girl Jordan has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-SEA DRAGON-MERMAID-HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA ATHLETIC MAELSTROM ARCTIC SEA DRAGON ANGEL OF DIVINE CELTIC MAELSTROM SEA DRAGON JUSTICE AND DIVINE OCEANIC CELTIC MAELSTROM SEA DRAGON LOVE!

Girl Jordan: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Celtic Maelstrom Sea Dragon and Divine Oceanic Celtic Sea Dragon Maelstrom Love) It's time for you to pay for everything you did Kasady!

Nico: Eli, while this is going on, sense for Swartz's creations.

Eli: Already did and we have Another Ring-Ring, Kabatoncue, Whopper, Moby, Escaroo, Totemer, Ravekiller, China White and Scorcher.

Nico: WHOA!

Eli: And Another Ring-Ring, Kabatoncue, Whopper, Moby, Escaroo, Totemer, Ravemanta and China White are all the same girl. She's one of Lincoln's Guardian Angels.

Xenia: WHOA!

Qin: This will be interesting.

Lola: Yep.

Me: I have just the archenemies for the anothers minus China White.

Nico: Really?

Me: Yep. I summon THE SUPREMACY SUN, THE TRIPPER MERCURY, ELEMENTAL HERO TERRA FIRMA, BLAZING MARS, THE GRAND JUPITER, THE BIG SATURN AND THE DESPAIR URANUS!

I summoned said monsters!

Nico: Cool!

Girl Jordan went at Carnage and blasted and pulverized and smashed him all over.

Nico: Not to rush you but you probably should snap his neck now.

Girl Jordan: Got it.

She fired an energy blast and obliterated him completely and banished him to the Black Gates.

Qin: Good riddance.

She powered down.

We got ready.

Nico: Well, we know who's first.

Me: Yep. And here they come!

We saw Another Ring-Ring, Kabatoncue, Whopper, Moby, Escaroo, Totemer, Ravekiller and China White!

Indigo Zap: Whoa!

Qin: Wow! This will be good!

Lola: Yeah!

Another Ring-Ring: (In a girls voice) This is my kind of planet.

Lincoln: That voice!

The 8 Anothers merged together and reverted back and it was a girl with red hair and she had orange eyes and had the Laval Fire Crest in the middle of her forehead and she had fire angel wings and had orange and red clothes and had a fire sword in her hand.

Lincoln: (GASP!) Elandra Laval!

Elandra Laval: Awesome to see you again Lincoln and wow you have grown into an amazing young man!

Lincoln: I know. I haven't seen you since you were 16.

Elandra Laval: Yeah and also I'm the gene-slammer of the Laval monsters.

Me: Whoa!

Elandra Laval: Also is Luan with you guys?

Me: No. Why did she do something horrible to you?

Elandra Laval: THAT Is an understatement. She did a bunch of horrible psychotic pranks that were so bad that they hurt all of Lincoln's friends! I almost KILLED THAT METAL-MOUTH MANIAC and mounted her head on a pike!

WE GASPED!

Me: (GULPS!) I have a feeling this will be brutal!

Lincoln: We'll have to hear about it later.

Nico: You ready?

Elandra Laval: I sure am.

Me: Is the Another Scorcher friendly or hostile?

Elandra Laval: Friendly and this one is hot too.

Nico: Oh boy.

Girl Jordan: First lets separate you.

Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.

(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)

The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.

Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)

O holoré lay thee low

Holoél dark in the Deep

Down beneath the earth you go

Go holoré fast to sleep

O holoré lay thee low

Holoél dark in the Deep

Down beneath the earth you go

Go holoré fast to sleep

Fast to sleep

Fast to sleep

Dark holoré in the Deep

Rise again holoré now

Spring abundant holoél

Render green the dying bough

Raise the rock where Yurgen fell

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Spring abundant holoél

Elandra separated from the Anothers and Indigo Zap and the Legendary Planets fired energy waves and blasted them and blew them apart and I caught the Wonder Ride Books.

Elandra Laval: That was awesome!

Qin: Yep.

Nico: There he is!

We saw a figure and it was ANOTHER SCORCHER!

Me: Whoa! Another Scorcher! Perfect for this planet.

Qin: Yep.

Lola: Awesome.

Another Scorcher: (In a girls voice) I have a feeling you guys did a good one here.

Me: Whoa! Candace Florence!

She reverted back and she was a girl with orange hair and orange clothes and she had fire angel wings.

Candace Florence: Awesome to see you again J.D. Thank you for saving me and my sister Sasha from my so-called evil father.

Me: Anytime.

Nico: What does she mean by that?

Me: Long story. Also she is the gene-slammer of Fire Princess and the Fire Elemental HERO Monsters and she has awesome fire powers.

Nico: Cool!

Kaito: (gets out GoGoV gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Zocks: (gets out Timeranger gear) Because we can grant it instead.

Kaito got a V-Lancer and Zocks got a Quantum Ranger Blaster.

Candace Florence: Just to get revenge on my so-called dad for his crimes.

Me: Candace comes from Pakistan and she and her sister Sasha went through hell because of her dad and I appeared as he threatened their lives. It was a toxic marriage and relationship. I pulled out a 12 gauge shotgun and blasted his crotch right off his body.

Nico: (WINCES) OH MAN!

Qin: OUCH!

Eli: Nasty castration!

Xenia: YIKES!

Candace Florence: I know. It was awesome. But my dad swore revenge on me, Sasha, mom and J.D. for ruining him.

Me: Let him try. Sorry we have to fight like this.

Sougo: (gets out Lightspeed Rescue Ridewatch) Your dad is not getting near you.

Geiz: (Gets out Time Force Ridewatch) If he does, he's gonna get it!

Sougo got LightspeedRescueRedArmor while Geiz got TimeForceRedArmor.

Me: I vowed that if he does that his crotch would be the least of his worries. I would blow his head off.

Nico: Nice.

Candace Florence: Good. Sorry about this.

She turned into ANOTHER SCORCHER!

Nico: Time for fire! (ACTIVATES SCORCHER'S RIDEWATCH)

He fired a blast of fire and smashed her down.

Nico: Time for this too! (ACTIVATES CHINA WHITE'S RIDEWATCH)

He fired waves of energy and blasted her down.

May: Time for some sea dragon power! (ACTIVATES SEA DRAGON AND ANGUIS MASCULUS'S RIDEWATCHES)

She fired waves of energy and water and blasted her down.

Maria: Now for some fire and lightning! (ACTIVATES GAZIMON'S RIDEWATCH) (ECHOING) ELECTRIC STUN BLAST!

She fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted her.

Maria: And this! (ACTIVATES DEMON BEATRICE'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired a powerful blast of fire and blasted her down!

Indigo Zap: Top this too! (ACTIVATES CHINA WHITE'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired waves of energy and smashed her down!

Then Girder, Quicksand, Invisible, Toguro, Levira and Oven Jamen came.

Nico: Nice team Girder!

Girder: Thanks Nico.

Me: This will be awesome.

But then something landed on my head.

Me: What the?

I saw that it was a Toucannon!

Me: Cool a Toucannon!

Nico: I thought it was Poromon for a second.

Toucannon: (In a girls voice) No but I do think that's cool.

Nico: Millie Bolt!? Whoa!

Qin: Cool!

She jumped down and reverted back and she was a girl with black hair and had yellow and green clothes and the flag map of Jamaica on her skirt.

Millie Bolt: I got this.

She fired waves of energy and smashed down Another Scorcher and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it and brought over Candace.

Millie Bolt: Awesome!

Indigo Zap: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Millie Bolt: When me and Nico won the Cross Country Marathon and it was awesome.

Nico: Yep that was so fun.

Qin: Yep it was.

Me: Awesome.

Nico and Millie hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

Millie Bolt: Same here.

Me: Lets go home and drink some lemonade.

Nico: Good idea.

We went back home.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, Thrice Cream Man, Eda Clawthorne, and Lilith Clawthorne are heading to Minnesota, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the six girls, but we're going to deal with an old enemy of The Pleiades Sisters.

That person's name is Marana Salazar, she's a dangerous person The Pleiades Sisters have had the displeasure of knowing, and even worse, she's a Satanic witch who'd fallen deep into The Occult when she was fifteen and gained dark powers through a Satanic ritual, but her very dark obsession with The Occult and the dark side drove her deep into madness and fanatical Satanic worship that's at the same level of Bellatrix Lestrange, and everywhere she went, that insane witch killed many innocent people in her fanatical Satanic worship, and she tried to kill Lincoln, but The Pleiades Sisters attacked and defeated that crazy Satanic Witch and sent her to the nuthouse for the rest of her life, but they didn't strip her of her powers since her dark powers were acquired through the use of dark Satanic rituals. Now, years later, that crazy Satanic witch broke out, and she wants revenge on The Pleiades Sisters, but we're going to put an end to that crazy Satanic Witch, and we're sending her to The Black Gates forever.

Lincoln: Wow, we're here in Minnesota, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the six girls here, but Alcyone, you and your sisters aren't going to like it: Marana Salazar, the insane and fanatical Dark Satanic Witch, has escaped.

The Pleiades Sisters gasped in horror.

Alcyone Pleiades: That insanely fanatical Dark Satanic Witch has escaped?!

Sterope Pleiades: This is all our fault, we didn't strip of her dark powers after we beat the stuffing out of her and sent her to prison! Oh man, that witch is out for blood again!

Nico: Whoa, this sounds really serious. Can you girls tell us about this Dark Satanic witch?

Alcyone Pleiades: You're not going to like it, Nico. Marana Salazar is a very dangerous person that my sisters and I have had the displeasure of knowing, and even worse, she's a Satanic witch who'd fallen deep into The Occult when she was fifteen and gained dark powers through a Satanic ritual, but her very dark obsession with The Occult and the dark side drove her deep into madness and fanatical Satanic worship that's at the same level of Bellatrix Lestrange, and everywhere she went, that insane witch killed many innocent people in her fanatical Satanic worship.

Me: Damn, so we have a fanatical Dark Satanic Witch to kill.

Electra Pleiades: And even worse, she tried to kill Lincoln, but we attacked and defeated that crazy Satanic Witch and sent her to the nuthouse for the rest of her life, but we didn't strip her of her dark powers since her dark powers were acquired through the use of dark Satanic rituals. Now, years later, that crazy Satanic witch broke out, and she wants revenge on us.

Lincoln: I'm not going to let her do so, Electra, we're going to put an end to that crazy Satanic Witch, and we're sending her to The Black Gates forever.

Eclipsa Tyburn: She's indeed on the same danger scale as The Church of Necrom, The Order of The Black Cross, and The Chernabog Sisters, so yeah, she's got to go.

Ronalda Paleozoa: Big time.

Troy: And one day, you've got to tell us what Lori did to Lincoln that was so horrible, it left you with wanting to cut her head off and mount it on a pike and give it to Bobby.

Eclipsa Tyburn: Trust me, Troy, what Lori did is something you're not going to like.

Ronnie Anne: Lincoln told me and Bobby about it, and we were horrified big time. Mom wanted to go down there and hit her with a Chancla, but no, she backed off and let his parents handle her.

Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long brown hair and green headband, brown eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful emerald green angel wings, she's dressed in a midnight black short-sleeved blouse, sleeveless emerald green top, necklace with pearls and green gem for the pendant, long ankle-length midnight black skirt, white bridal gloves, green knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with plants, leaves, serpents, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Demeter, and holstered on her back is a massive Demeter-themed greatsword with embedded emerald gems and Demeter etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged green blade, large green snake heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces embedded on both sides of the hilt with emerald green gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large white angel heads and large emerald green gem on the bottom of the large white angel heads for the pommel, and with her are the six girls.

Selene Arcangela: (Gasps) The snake motif on the sleeveless trenchcoat, you're one of the daughters of the Olympian Gods and Goddesses.

Brown-Haired Girl: That's right, and I got the girls away from that crazy and insanely fanatical Dark Satanic Witch before she could kill them.

Lincoln: (Gasps) That voice, Mariah Demeter, I knew it was you.

?: YOU WILL ALL BE SACRIFICED IN THE NAME OF THE GLORIOUS DARK LORD, SATAN! (CACKLING INSANELY)

We then saw our target, a girl with long black hair, pale skin, red eyes, an insane grin on her face, and dressed in black clothes, it was Marana Salazar, the insanely fanatical Dark Satanic Witch, and she was out for blood.

Sylvester: So, the insane witch has shown herself at last.

Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.

Lincoln: You're still just as insane as ever, Marana, but now, your days of killing people for your dark devotion to Satan are over, now you're going to join your master in Oblivion forever. Let's get her.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Archangel-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Heavenly Lightstorm Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Archangel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Justice, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Magical Elemental Fairy Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Fairy Wolf Justice and Divine Elemental Fairy Magic Mysticon Wolf Hope and he had his Lupus' Celestial Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice and Eye of Lupus orb ready, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Thrice Cream Man, Eda Clawthorne, and Lilith Clawthorne, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nico, Nicole, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Marana Salazar, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.

Then, Lincoln fired eleven beams of light from his massive greatsword and they turned into crosses that surround Marana Salazar, and he said The Lord's Prayer in Latin. Suddenly, the gold crosses glow with intense light, and Marana Salazar screamed as her dark powers were stripped from her, and then, the crosses turned into swords which impaled themselves into Marana Salazar killing her in a flash of light and she was sent to The Black Gates forever. We cheered as we holster our weapons and powered down.

Lincoln: You've lived for far too long, Marana Salazar, and now, your days of killing innocent people are over. (To Mariah Demeter) And it's so good to see you again, Mariah Demeter.

Mariah Demeter: You too, Linky, it's really been such a long time.

Lincoln went up to Mariah Demeter and he hugged her, and Mariah Demeter is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms and short stubble on his jawline, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you nine since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Mariah Demeter: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms and short stubble on your jawline and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot in height and become a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago. Plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Nico: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and he's become truly immortal.

Me: And Lincoln, you know this sexy mama?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., this is Mariah Demeter, Daughter of Demeter, Greek Goddess of Agriculture and The Harvest, she's my Guardian Angel from from Greece mainly the legendary Mount Olympus, and like her mother, she's a Goddess of The Harvest and Agriculture and has all her mother's powers of nature and plants, she's immortal, and she's also extremely beautiful and sexy. When she and I met, there was indeed quite the attraction that turned into true love and she swore to protect him from those who sought to do me harm, and her targets were none other than Flip, Lewis Travolta, Scoots, Hawk, Hank, Pablo, Anderson, Chandler, Artie, Trent, and Killjoy Huggins, my enemies, and she also swore to protect him from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan.

Selene Emperyous: She's also really good friends with Laney, and Mariah and Lincoln helped Laney in creating gardens and planting many crops of foods and plants, and Mariah also helped in teaching Lincoln everything she knows about agriculture, harvesting crops, and he even helped her out at her farm. Lincoln made Mariah a beautiful necklace with green gem for the pendant, along with a white short-sleeved blouse, emerald green sleeveless top, long ankle-length white dress skirt, and white bridal gloves, and to show thanks, Mariah kissed Lincoln on the lips as her garden of flowers bloomed, and it was truly beautiful.

Nico: Wow. And we also met your mother when we saw that she gave Timmy's parents The Black Thumb of Demeter.

Mariah Demeter: Ah, yes, my mother's famous curse meant for bad parents, and in this case, his parents were so stupid and neglectful, my mother made sure that curse can't be removed, and any plant they touch will die.

Lincoln: They're behaving themselves, Mariah.

Timmy Turner: But, given their track record, her mom's not going to remove the curse anytime soon, and I was still stunned their stupidity and neglectful behavior had angered her mom.

Selene Arcangela: It sure did.

Me: And she hates Scoots with a bloody passion, because Scoots absolutely hated Mariah for always defending Lincoln whenever he, along with Lori, Lola, Lisa, Lynn, Luan, along with the rest of Lincoln's enemies plotted to kill him, and Selene Arcangela told Mariah everything about what that heckling old goat has done to him constantly and trying to kill him, and one time when Mariah and Lincoln were doing some yard work in Liam's farm, Scoots showed up and she was out to kill Lincoln and Mariah yet again, that was until Lincoln let loose the beast inside him and he viciously attacked Scoots with a dangerous ferocity, and he and Mariah lashed at Scoots with vines of poison ivy and fired fruit at her and she got covered in fruit juice and they also pounced on and kicked the tar out of that old goat, and Lincoln fired red energy waves from his massive white angel wings and tied Scoots up in a red energy straitjacket, and when he alerted his family of what Scoots tried to do to him and Mariah, they were really furious, and then, Lincoln called Varie who came with vans from The Lansing Maximum Security Nuthouse and they took Scoots away, but she swore revenge on them big time.

Nico: That crazy heckling old goat, I should've known she'd do something like this. Now, I'm so glad we gave her The Black Gates.

Lori: She was literally a massive pain in the butt, and all she ever does is cause and start trouble for her own sick amusement, not to mention she's tried to kill Lincoln and all of us many times over.

Luna: She should've been locked up many years ago and never let out, but she got her just desserts when we sent her to her eternal doom.

Ronalda Paleozoa: Sure wish we could've done that to Flip as well!

Lincoln: Now, now, Ronalda, Flip has done tons of horrible things that've warranted The Black Gates, but it's best that we now have him condemned as humiliation fodder for the rest of his life.

Nico: Yeah, besides, he's got a lot of karma to face from everyone in Gotham Royal York since he had cheated a lot of people out of their money and he did a lot of horrible things for his own greed.

Me: Yep, so he's basically facing Karmic Justice: the worst kind of punishment for him.

Lincoln: That's right. And now that you're here, Mariah.

Lincoln went up to and hugged Mariah Demeter in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Mariah Demeter: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Mariah Demeter's neck with emerald gems on the gold lightning bolts and emerald crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Mariah Demeter: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Mariah Demeter.

Mariah Demeter had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her, and he leaned down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the six girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, he immediately recognized them. The six girls are Crafto, Erika Hayama, Gloria Falken Mayer, Julius Diner Davidson, Manami Kaedezawa, and Monte Bellini from Super Auto Salon: Custom Car Contest.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Crafto, Erika Hayama, Gloria Falken Mayer, Julius Diner Davidson, Manami Kaedezawa, and Monte Bellini from Super Auto Salon: Custom Car Contest.

Nicole: Ooh, looks like we got some racer girls, and they even know how to do some paint jobs on race cars.

Lincoln: Maybe we can work on doing some custom paint jobs on our cars as well. Are you girls okay?

Crafto: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Crafto and the other five girls saw who it was that saved them from Marana Salazar, the insane and fanatically devoted Dark Satanic witch, , their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscrossing straps and large gold circular chest plate with phoenix on it, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura around him.

Erika Hayama: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Lincoln made five clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Crafto: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Crafto, Erika Hayama, Gloria Falken Mayer, Julius Diner Davidson, Manami Kaedezawa, and Monte Bellini with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team were shocked to find out the villain we went after was an old enemy of The Pleiades Sisters, Marana Salazar, a dangerous person The Pleiades Sisters have had the displeasure of knowing, and even worse, a Dark Satanic witch who'd fallen deep into The Occult when she was fifteen and developed dark powers, but her dark obsession with The Occult and the dark side drove her deep into madness and fanatical Satanic worship in the same level of Bellatrix Lestrange, and everywhere she went, that insane witch killed many innocent people in her fanatical Satanic worship, and she tried to kill Lincoln, but The Pleiades Sisters attacked and defeated that crazy Satanic Witch and sent her to the nuthouse for the rest of her life, but they didn't strip her of her powers since her dark powers were acquired through the use of dark Satanic rituals. Now, years later, that crazy Satanic witch broke out and wanted revenge on The Pleiades Sisters.

But, when Lincoln showed what we all did in giving that insane Dark Satanic Witch the beatdown of her miserable life, and Lincoln finishing her off by firing those beams of light from his massive greatsword which turned into crosses and she was stripped of her powers thanks to him reciting The Lord's Prayer in Latin and they turned into swords which pierced her all over the place and then, she was consumed by holy light and sent to The Black Gates forever, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him all over, and they had steam whistling out their ears. Lincoln and Mariah Demeter have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.

Maria: Oh man, so you guys had to deal with a Bellatrix Lestrange-like old enemy of Alcyone and her sisters, jeez.

Lincoln: She was just as insane and murderous as that insane Death Eater, but in the end, Marana met her end and she got The Black Gates.

Me: She sure did.

Nico: Dealing with someone who behaved like Bellatrix Lestrange. (Shudders) I hate to find out if any of your Guardian Angels know of other Dark Witches who behave like The Death Eaters.

Lincoln: I should hope not, Nico.

After destroying Marana Salazar and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Mariah Demeter saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Mariah Demeter: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 17-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Mariah, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Mariah Demeter: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.

Mariah Demeter: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.

Nico: Yep. So, Mariah, what's the story on how you and Lincoln took down that old goat, Scoots, and sent her back to the nuthouse in Lansing?

Mariah Demeter: Oh, that's a story I would never forget.

Mariah Demeter pulled up a video and it played on the screen, and it shows Lincoln and Maria doing some yardwork on Liam's farm. But, then, they heard the sound of an electric scooter in the distance and Lincoln knew who it was coming after them, it was that crazy, heckling, troublemaking old goat, Scoots, and she was out to kill Lincoln and Mariah yet again.

Past Scoots: I'm going to enjoy running you both over and throwing you to the vultures! (CACKLING LIKE A ROTTEN OLD WITCH AND REVVED UP HER SCOOTER)

Past Lincoln: As if, you old goat, I'm not letting you get away with trying to kill us.

Suddenly, Lincoln's heart was pounding and his deep sapphire blue eyes turned blood red, and his fangs grew longer and his claws grew sharper.

Past Lincoln: Now, you're going to get yet another beating, you cantankerous old shrew!

Lincoln let the beast out in him and Scoots charged at Lincoln, but Lincoln lifted Scoots' scooter up off the ground and he threw her off, and he attacked her with a dangerous ferocity, and he and Mariah lashed at Scoots with vines of poison ivy and fired fruit at her and she got covered in fruit juice and they also pounced on and kicked the tar out of that old goat, and they also pounced on and kicked the tar out of that prick and Lincoln fired red energy waves from his massive white angel wings and tied Scoots up in a red energy straitjacket, and when he alerted his family of what Scoots tried to do to him and Mariah, they were really furious, and then, Lincoln called Varie who came with vans from The Lansing Maximum Security Nuthouse and they took Scoots away, and she was seething with rage.

Past Scoots: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME, LOUD, I'LL GET OUT OF THIS, AND I WILL KILL YOU ALL!

Past Mariah Demeter: Kiss my ass, you old goat!

Past Lincoln: If you ever come after me, my family, loved ones, friends, and Guardian Angels, you old goat, you'll find yourself in a metal coffin and you'll be lowered into a pit of molten lava!

The van drove off with Scoots screaming with pure rage as Maria and Lincoln kissed as the video ended.

Nico: (LAUGHS) In your face, you old goat! And what we just heard, you pulled a Bart Simpson on her and told her to kiss your ass, didn't you, Mariah?

Me: She sure did, and I was still cracking up.

Laney: Us too, but our brother really put that old goat back in her place when she came charging in again.

Varie: Yeah, right back in the nuthouse!

Liam: Oh, I remembered that day all too well, that old goat was really asking for it again!

Mariah Demeter: Honestly, it's like the only thing she's got on her mind is revenge.

Lincoln: You got that right, and the same thing can be said for Flip.

We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Striker Ace - Raye, Sky Striker Ace - Shizuku, Sky Striker Ace - Kagari, Sky Striker Ace - Hayate, Sky Striker Ace - Kaina, Sky Striker Ace - Roze, Trickstar Bella Madonna, Belle Muldoon, Aromaseraphy Jasmine, Aromaseraphy Sweet Marjoram, Aromaseraphy Rosemary, Aromaseraphy Angelica, Counselor Lily, and Dark Valkyria are heading to Sirena Beach.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Striker Ace - Raye, Sky Striker Ace - Shizuku, Sky Striker Ace - Kagari, Sky Striker Ace - Hayate, Sky Striker Ace - Kaina, Sky Striker Ace - Roze, Trickstar Bella Madonna, Belle Muldoon, Aromaseraphy Jasmine, Aromaseraphy Sweet Marjoram, Aromaseraphy Rosemary, Aromaseraphy Angelica, Counselor Lily, and Dark Valkyria are dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Striker Ace - Raye, Sky Striker Ace - Shizuku, Sky Striker Ace - Kagari, Sky Striker Ace - Hayate, Sky Striker Ace - Kaina, Sky Striker Ace - Roze, Trickstar Bella Madonna, Belle Muldoon, Aromaseraphy Jasmine, Aromaseraphy Sweet Marjoram, Aromaseraphy Rosemary, Aromaseraphy Angelica, Counselor Lily, and Dark Valkyria had feelings for Lincoln and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of thugs Pablo and Anderson hired to kill them, Lincoln killed them all and sucked out their blood and life energy, which made Pablo and Anderson go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at them and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of those buttfaces, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word those buttfaces have sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.

Belle Muldoon: Wow, so this is Sirena Beach, it sure is beautiful.

Lincoln: It sure is, Belle, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?

Lincoln, Striker Ace - Raye, Sky Striker Ace - Shizuku, Sky Striker Ace - Kagari, Sky Striker Ace - Hayate, Sky Striker Ace - Kaina, Sky Striker Ace - Roze, Trickstar Bella Madonna, Belle Muldoon, Aromaseraphy Jasmine, Aromaseraphy Sweet Marjoram, Aromaseraphy Rosemary, Aromaseraphy Angelica, Counselor Lily, and Dark Valkyria dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, then they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Striker Ace - Raye, Sky Striker Ace - Shizuku, Sky Striker Ace - Kagari, Sky Striker Ace - Hayate, Sky Striker Ace - Kaina, Sky Striker Ace - Roze, Trickstar Bella Madonna, Belle Muldoon, Aromaseraphy Jasmine, Aromaseraphy Sweet Marjoram, Aromaseraphy Rosemary, Aromaseraphy Angelica, Counselor Lily, and Dark Valkyria got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, but then, they saw hulking muscle-bound thugs hired by Pablo and Anderson coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he'd sucked out their muscle mass and strength and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he sent them to The Black Gates forever.

Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Striker Ace - Raye, Sky Striker Ace - Shizuku, Sky Striker Ace - Kagari, Sky Striker Ace - Hayate, Sky Striker Ace - Kaina, Sky Striker Ace - Roze, Trickstar Bella Madonna, Belle Muldoon, Aromaseraphy Jasmine, Aromaseraphy Sweet Marjoram, Aromaseraphy Rosemary, Aromaseraphy Angelica, Counselor Lily, and Dark Valkyria, and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Striker Ace - Raye, Sky Striker Ace - Shizuku, Sky Striker Ace - Kagari, Sky Striker Ace - Hayate, Sky Striker Ace - Kaina, Sky Striker Ace - Roze, Trickstar Bella Madonna, Belle Muldoon, Aromaseraphy Jasmine, Aromaseraphy Sweet Marjoram, Aromaseraphy Rosemary, Aromaseraphy Angelica, Counselor Lily, and Dark Valkyria placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive muscular body, and eight-pack abs.

Nico: Whoa, looks like someone really had an awesome time at Sirena Beach, eh, Lincoln?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!

Belle Muldoon: (In Heaven) Leni was right that you're indeed a really good kisser.

Suddenly, fourteen Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Striker Ace - Raye, Sky Striker Ace - Shizuku, Sky Striker Ace - Kagari, Sky Striker Ace - Hayate, Sky Striker Ace - Kaina, Sky Striker Ace - Roze, Trickstar Bella Madonna, Belle Muldoon, Aromaseraphy Jasmine, Aromaseraphy Sweet Marjoram, Aromaseraphy Rosemary, Aromaseraphy Angelica, Counselor Lily, and Dark Valkyria with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Striker Ace - Raye, Sky Striker Ace - Shizuku, Sky Striker Ace - Kagari, Sky Striker Ace - Hayate, Sky Striker Ace - Kaina, Sky Striker Ace - Roze, Trickstar Bella Madonna, Belle Muldoon, Aromaseraphy Jasmine, Aromaseraphy Sweet Marjoram, Aromaseraphy Rosemary, Aromaseraphy Angelica, Counselor Lily, and Dark Valkyria are now in your harem.

Jenna: And Pablo and Anderson have some nerve trying to kill them, those heartless buttface psychopaths are just making things much worse for themselves.

Serena Logan: I always knew those two buttfaces were nothing but fucking trouble, but just like Flip and the other jerks, those two dumbasses are just making things worse for themselves.

Rarity: And trying to kill Striker Ace - Raye, Sky Striker Ace - Shizuku, Sky Striker Ace - Kagari, Sky Striker Ace - Hayate, Sky Striker Ace - Kaina, Sky Striker Ace - Roze, Trickstar Bella Madonna, Belle Muldoon, Aromaseraphy Jasmine, Aromaseraphy Sweet Marjoram, Aromaseraphy Rosemary, Aromaseraphy Angelica, Counselor Lily, and Dark Valkyria, now those repulsive apes are really going to get it.

Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of their hulking muscle-bound hired thugs to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass and strength and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and they should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!

Suddenly, we heard Pablo and Anderson scream with extreme hatred and rage, and now, the buttfaces have officially lost their minds.

Maria: (Flips Pablo and Anderson the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, buttfaces!

Nico: Even after we've kicked their miserable hides, those two buttfaces still refuse to quit!

Lincoln: Same with Flip, Lewis Travolta, Icky Vicky, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.

Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!


Later Nico was getting Syd and Becca ready for an awesome simulator adventure into the world of Super Mario Galaxy.

Nico: Syd, you and Becca are up first.

Syd: Awesome! Where are we going?

Nico: To the Good Egg Galaxy and we're going there to battle Dino Piranha and we're going to put him into the M.O.E.

Me: This will be awesome to see!

Eli: It sure will.

Becca: Yep. Ready kiddo?

Syd: You bet I am!

Nico: I'm going with you for supervision and to help out.

Becca: Awesome!

Syd: Lets go!

They went into the Simulator and it activated and then they found themselves in the world of Super Mario Galaxy and they were at Good Egg Galaxy!

Nico: Here we are!

Syd: Wow! Good Egg Galaxy.

Becca: So awesome!

Nico: Yep. We might as well gather star bits too.

Syd: Good idea.

Nico: Yep.

Syd: Lets do it!

They got to collecting numerous Star Bits.

Nico: I already got 10!

Syd: I got 50!

Becca: 75!

Nico: Nice!

They even blasted some enemies too. The Goombas and more.

Syd: (to Becca) Nice bonding experience, huh?

Becca: It sure is kiddo!

Syd: Yeah!

Nico: But the real fun is just beginning. We have THAT to face!

They saw the big egg of Dino Piranha!

Syd: Is that?

Nico: Yep. The Dino Piranha egg.

Becca: That will make an awesome omelette.

Nico: Let's head on to the planet it's on.

Syd: Okay!

Me: (On a radio) J.D. to Nico. J.D. to Nico you are clear for launch. Over.

Nico: Thanks, J.D.!

Me: (LAUGHS) Just a little Astronaut humor. But you're welcome.

They got into the star launcher and then…

ZOOOM!

They fired and collected numerous Star Bits.

They arrived at the planet.

Nico: There's the egg.

Becca: This will be fun.

Syd: Wait. I think I just landed on the egg.

She was right. She had smashed onto the egg with a nasty landing!

Nico: Uh oh!

It cracked open and then out came DINO PIRANHA!

Dino Piranha roared!

Syd: Dino Piranha!

Me: Ugly little toad! But he will be perfect for the M.O.E.

Nico: (gets out Scorcher and Firefly's Ridewatches) Let's cook this egg!

Nico activated them and fired a blast of fire and it hit him on his butt and he yelped and wailed as he was being burned!

Syd: Here let me cool you down!

She formed a leaf fan and blew wind and his butt ignited into a full inferno!

Me: OOH OUCH!

Nico: But the REAL way to damage him is to go for his tail!

Syd: Like this!

She kicked his tail and it swung back and hit him on his head!

BLANG!

Me: OOH! That's going to leave a mark!

Nicole: But that is exactly like Nico said.

Lily: Nice!

Nicole: (To Nico thru the radio) Hit him 2 more times just like that Nico.

Nico: Right!

Then he started to pick up the pace and REALLY run after us.

Syd: Come and get us piranha head!

It roared!

Nico flew in and kicked its tail and bashed it on the head again!

BLANG!

Nicole: OOH! OUCH!

Me: Nice! One more for Becca to make it even.

Unfortunately, that's when it got pissed off. Its head turned bright red like Petey Piranha's head and it roared

Me: WHOA! Now he is mad!

Nicole: He is REALLY SEEING Red!

Xenia: Yep!

Eli: This is gonna get brutal.

Nico: He is mad now!

Becca: Yep! Wait look!

They saw a figure come in and it was a VIKAVOLT!

Nico: Cool a Vikavolt!

Camie: Awesome! A Vikavolt is there!

Nico: Yeah, I think that's the closest to a villainous breakdown from it that we're going to get.

Vikavolt: (In a girls voice) But this will shock it!

Nico: Valencia Raiden!? Whoa!

She fired waves of lightning and it hit the Dino Piranha and electrocuted it and then Becca seeing an opportunity swooped in and kicked its tail and bashed it a final time and it fell to the ground unconscious.

It was teleported to the M.O.E.

Nico: YEAH!

Eli: ALL RIGHT!

Valencia reverted back and she was a girl with teal blue hair and had yellow eyes and blue butterfly wings and had blue clothes.

Valencia Raiden: That was awesome and fun!

They high five!

Syd: YEAH!

Nico: Look. A Power Star!

Syd: I'll get it!

Syd went and grabbed it!

SHE GOT A STAR!

Eli: OH YEAH!

Syd: YAHOO!

Becca: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Valencia Raiden: When me and Nico went into the middle of the city of Trenton and we destroyed a massive red diamond smuggling operation. We recovered all the red diamonds and returned them.

Nico: That was fun.

Syd: That is so cool!

Nico: Yep.

Nico and Valencia hugged.

Nico: I've really missed you.

Valencia Raiden: Same here Nico.

Nico: Syd you and Becca did a great job!

Syd: It was so awesome!

Later me and Nico were having an Eating Contest and our opponents were Poromon, Sonic, Tails and the Sonic Sisters.

Juniper Lee: Another eating contest?!

Eli: Yep they are eating Chili Dogs. Foot Long chili dogs.

Me and Nico were eating and eating and eating and eating chili dogs like no tomorrow.

Coconuts: Boy that sure is gonna be a lot of chili dogs there!

Scratch: Boy they are going to be farting and passing gas like you wouldn't believe.

Grounder: I thought that happens after.

CLANG!

Grounder: OUCH!

Scratch hit Grounder on his head.

Scratch: That's going to happen after they are done eating you dumbbot!

Kari: Poromon, I hope you won't go easy on Nico just because he's your partner.

Poromon: I won't!

Nico: (Sarcastically) Thanks a lot!

They were eating like no tomorrow.


French Narrator: (French Accent) 100 plates of chili dogs later.


Me and Nico finished and shockingly we tied with the Sonic Sisters, Tails and Sonic.

Poromon fell over stuffed and bloated!

Lori: And the winners are J.D, Nico, Sonic, Tails and the Sonic Sisters!

We cheered!

Lola: WHOA!

Flamewar: You okay, Poromon?

Then…

MONSTROUS LOUD AND LONG BURP!

Nico: WHOA!

He stopped 10 seconds later.

Poromon: Ahh! Yeah I'm good.

Sam (Total Drama): Nice belch!

Qin: Yeah!

Nico: Boy that was awesome.

Nico patted Poromon.

Me: Boy that was fun.

Then a knock at the door was heard.

Me: Come in!

Then a Gumshoos came in.

Me: Hey a Gumshoos.

Camie: Awesome!

Gumshoos: (In a girls voice) The Weasel slips into the Ground during a rainy day.

Nico: And the weasel will be fed eggs as he sleeps during the rain.

Gumshoos: Awesome to see you again Agent Nico.

Nico: Gina Matta Hari! Awesome to see you again.

She reverted back and was a girl with orange hair and yellow eyes and she had a black hat and black trench coat and black spy clothes on.

Gina Matta Hari: Same here Nico.

Me: Another one of your spy buddies Nico?

Nico: Yep. Gina is an awesome undercover spy agent. Just like Matta Hari.

Eli: Cool.

Afterburner: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Gina Matta Hari: When me and Nico went and busted a huge criminal organization that was going to destroy all the worlds eggs.

Nico: That was a fun one.

Me: Whoa! That would not be good if we didn't have eggs.

Xenia: Yeah.

Nico and Gina hugged.

Nico: I've missed you Agent Gina.

Gina Matta Hari: Same to you Agent Nico.

Carnivac: Nico actually did good fighting a monster in a giant egg a few hours ago.

Me: It was actually 45 minutes ago.

Carnivac: Oh. Sorry.

Nico: Yep. It's true.

Gina Matta Hari: That is awesome Agent Nico.

Lola: It sure is.

Camie: Yeah that was fun and cool.

Lana: Yep.

Nico: Now lets get ready for our next mission.

Then the previous group came.

Avalanche: Can me, P'andor, Man Ray, Kitty, Tar Pit, Moonstone, Kyd Wykkyd, Larxene, Dark Laser and Whiteout go with you guys?

Nico: Yes you all can come with.

Xenia: Yep.

Avalanche: Awesome.

Tricloid: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: Crabominable and 4 Oricorio next.

Qin: Cool!

Lola: Nice!

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire eyes and rainbow iris of his Third Eye glowed, and he had a vision and he saw who it was that we were going to confront: it was Bedlam, an old enemy of Ed and his team, and he's causing havoc. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Nico: Lincoln, what's wrong?

Lincoln: Nico, where's Ed and his team? We got huge trouble!

Just then, Ed and his team showed up.

Ed (Get Ed): We're here, Lincoln, what's up?

Lincoln: You're not going to like it one bit, I had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to face today: it's none other than your old enemy, Bedlam, and he's causing havoc.

Ed and his team gasped.

Ed (Get Ed): Bedlam's here?! Oh man, this isn't good.

Nico: Whoa, this guy sounds like bad news, especially with a name like Bedlam.

Ed (Get Ed): Oh, he is bad news to the extreme, Nico. Bedlam's an evil greedy bureaucrat who's determined on taking full control of all of Progress City and continues to seek information he desires.

Me: Jeez.

Deets: Yeah, and Bedlam is like your every megalomaniac, he's also sociopathic, ruthless, greedy, egotistical, callous, cruel, sadistic, and very abusive to his minions, but despite showing arrogance, Bedlam has proven to be an evil genius, and he's a conniving, calculating, and manipulative planner. He's also a power hunger madman, as he will do anything to get Ed's connection to the mystic alien artifacts.

Nico: What a fucked-up megalomaniac, that's it, this guy has got to go!

Lincoln: Black Gates?

Me and Nico: Black Gates.

Max Goof: Allow me to take on this guy while you guys do your usual battles. This morning, I felt like something's been building up inside of me.

Nico: (Gasps) Oh man, does this mean you're going to transform, Max?

Max Goof: Looks like it.

Me: Oh man, this is going to be so awesome!

Nico: Yeah!

Qin: Yep!

Computer: Alert! TEMPORAL DISTURBANCE DETECTED!

Me: Uh oh.

We saw that it was located 100 miles northwest of New York City.

Me: It's located at the east-northeast edge of the estate tree!

Nico: Oh no! All defenses red alert!

Then we activated our force field!

We scanned the portal and out came a bunch of helicopters.

P'andor: (Russian Accent) Are those helicopters?!

Me: They sure are.

Nico: What are they doing?

Eli: I sense they are getting ready to attack.

Bedlam: Fire!

They fired missiles and lasers!

Hotlink: They're firing at the city!

Me: Don't worry guys.

The missiles and lasers hit the force field and were unable to penetrate it.

Bedlam: WHAT!? Why are we not getting through?

Minion: Sir there's a powerful impenetrable force field shield around the entire city and the tree!

Bedlam: Damn that Team Loud Phoenix Storm!

Me: Nice try Bedlam but it's going to take more than missiles and lasers to penetrate our defenses.

Kitty: Okay. The good news is that no one's killed so far. But some building got blown up!

Me: Actually scans show that there are no buildings damaged.

Nico: Boy the force field is stronger than we thought.

Xenia: Yeah.

Eli: Wait! I sense that they are going to use nukes!

WE GASPED!

Me: HE WOULDN'T!

Plitheon: Let me handle those, Jesse!

Jesse Glenn: Very well. Bakugan Brawl! Bakugan Stand! Take the stage, Ventus Plitheon!

Me: But we have a weapon of our own. Fire at will.

We had laser cannons fire at the Helicopters from the tree and blasted the helicopters and blew most of them apart! BEDLAM WAS INFURIATED!

Nico: No nukes on American soil asshole!

Plitheon blasted and smashed the rest of them!

Xenia: YEAH!

Nico: What do you want Bedlam!?

Bedlam: Revenge! Revenge on you for killing me!

Me: You had that coming you monster!

Mason Brown: This time, you've gone too far!

Bedlam: Have I? Gotham Royal York is crawling with criminals. I was just doing everyone a favor by wiping them out along with your precious city. And I would've been able to rebuild it under my rule, of course.

Me: Over MY DEAD BODY!

Avior: Well, no one's gonna be able to rebuild your body once we're finished with you!

Nico: And this time we're going to make sure you never come back. We banished you to the Warp before and now we're going to destroy you and erase you from existence for all eternity with the Black Gates.

All the while, Stewie was tracing the call.

Stewie found his location and it was in an island Located at Latitude: 38.756383 N | Longitude: -67.872243 W.

The call ended.

Stewie: I found where he is at. He's here.

He pointed to where the call was from.

Me: That's only 200 miles off to eastern American Seaboard.

Eli: Wow.

I pulled up the area of those coordinates and it showed that he was in an undersea fortress.

Me: So he has an undersea lair.

Nico: I called some help for this.

Whiteout: I hope it's good backup.

Nico: Oh, it's nothing. Just the Legendary Tony Hawk!

In came TONY HAWK!

Me: WHOA!

Stacy Bolton: NO WAY! Tony Hawk it's an honor to meet you!

Tony Hawk: Same here guys. It's an honor to meet you all.

Me: You too Tony. Stacy idolizes you and you are one of the greatest skateboarding legends ever.

Stacy Bolton: That's right. I love all your skateboarding moves and I know everything you do and I think you are the greatest.

Tony Hawk: I'm honored and glad you like them Stacy.

But there was one that wasn't thrilled about this. Carlos Casagrande was looking at Tony with disdain.

Carlos Casagrande: Tony Hawk.

Tony Hawk: Carlos? Oh my gosh its been a while.

The call ended.

Stewie: I found where he is at. He's here.

He pointed to where the call was from.

Me: That's only 200 miles off to eastern American Seaboard.

Eli: Wow.

I pulled up the area of those coordinates and it showed that he was in an undersea fortress.

Me: So he has an undersea lair.

Nico: I called some help for this.

Whiteout: I hope it's good backup.

Nico: Oh, it's nothing. Just the Legendary Tony Hawk!

In came TONY HAWK!

Me: WHOA!

Stacy Bolton: NO WAY! Tony Hawk it's an honor to meet you!

Tony Hawk: Same here guys. It's an honor to meet you all.

Me: You too Tony. Stacy idolizes you and you are one of the greatest skateboarding legends ever.

Stacy Bolton: That's right. I love all your skateboarding moves and I know everything you do and I think you are the greatest.

Tony Hawk: I'm honored and glad you like them Stacy.

But there was one that wasn't thrilled about this. Carlos Casagrande was looking at Tony with disdain.

Carlos Casagrande: Tony Hawk.

Tony Hawk: Carlos? Oh my gosh its been a while.

Alice Gehabach: Are you okay, Carlos?

Hydranoid: Of course not. He's looking at Tony Hawk angrily.

Ronnie Anne: Dio Carlos?

Carlos: I should explain. You see 20 years ago me and Tony were skateboarding partners.

He told us that 20 years ago he and Tony were known all over as great skateboarding legends. But then an accident befell on Carlos because of Tony Hawk. Tony pushed Carlos down and because of that Carlos lost the skateboarding championship.

When he was done we were shocked!

Me: Whoa man! Carlos we didn't know you had a history with Tony as well as were best friends with him.

Nico: Yeah that is cool!

Carlos: It was.

Tony Hawk: Whoa whoa Carlos that was all a misunderstanding.

Carlos: It was?

Tony Hawk: Yeah I never meant for that to happen. I was just giving you a high five and we missed and ended up slapping each others faces and I knocked you down by mistake.

Me: Oops.

Dark Laser: Think about it. Would the famous Tony Hawk intentionally injure you?

Carlos: Boy I had you all wrong. I'm sorry Tony.

Tony Hawk: Aw it's cool dude.

Nico: That is still awesome that you two know each other.

Ronnie Anne: Boy it sure is.

Nico: Yep. Now we got work to do. Lets head out to the undersea lair and make sure that Bedlam pays.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was none other than Thanatos, the mysterious lich sorcerer and the main antagonist of the action-RPG video game Secret of Mana, and he's here to destroy all life on Earth. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is something you're not going to like, Nicole: the dark energy signal and the figure we sensed belongs to Thanatos, the mysterious lich sorcerer and the main antagonist of the action-RPG video game Secret of Mana, and he's here to destroy all life on Earth.

Nicole gasped.

Nicole: Oh man, not that lich sorcerer! That guy's a danger to all life on Earth and all over the realms, he's got to be destroyed.

Xenia Lin: And he will be destroyed by me and Lincoln, Nicole.

Hay Lin: Whoa, so now, my older sister, the last of The Guardians of Kandrakar on Lincoln's side is going to transform, this will be one awesome battle no one's going to forget.

Me: You got that right, Hay Lin.

Yan Lin: Indeed, this should be an interesting fight to see.

Nico: Same here, Yan Lin, alright, gang, let's go, it's time to put an end to Bedlam once and for all!

Lincoln: That megalomaniacal madman's going to die here and now, and once we get rid of Bedlam and end his reign of terror, you're next, Thanatos.

Xenia Lin: There shall be no mercy for you, Thanatos, as The Guardian of Air, we shall put an end to you here and now.

Me: Yep.

Nico: Lets head into our submarine and bring the fight to Bedlam!

We went to the garage and got in our submarine and then we were off.


We were in our submarine and heading to the undersea lair.

Ariel: Admiral Nico, All stations report they are manned and ready for battlestations sir.

Nico: Excellent.

Volt Luster: It's not every day we use our submarine.

Brontes: No, it is not.

Poliwag: Can I swim in the water alongside you guys?

Nico: If you want. Neptune Crusaders you are more than welcome to swim alongside us.

Varie: Awesome.

Nico: Jared maintain present heading.

Jared: Aye aye sir.

Lisa Loud: We got the lair on sonar. 150 miles and closing.

Nico: Make final preparations everyone. Prepare to fire.

Poliwag started swimming in the water

Larxene: Well, he didn't waste any time.

Nico: Neither did the Neptune Crusaders too.

Lola: Yeah.

Qin: Admiral Nico, Torpedoes loaded and ready.

Nico: Excellent. When we see the fortress stand by.

Me: Aye aye sir.

Lisa Loud: 50 miles and closing.

Lena Isis: Maybe Phosphos should join Poliwag in the water.

Phosphos: I AM an Aquos Bakugan after all

Nico: Go for it.

Phosphos got summoned and was underwater.

Nico: What's that there?

We had a visual of the Undersea lair and it was HUGE! It was a massive 15 mile wide undersea base.

Lola: WHOA!

Me: That is a huge base!

Xenia: It sure is.

Nico: No kidding. Enough to hide an army here.

Moonstone: Bedlam's army, to be precise

Nico: Yep. Arm torpedoes.

They were armed and ready.

Nico: Fire 1.

A Torpedo was fired.

Nico: Fire 2.

A 2nd Torpedo was fired.

Nico: Fire 3.

A third torpedo was fired.

Me: Impact in 10 seconds. 9, 8, 7, 6…

The torpedoes went at the base and they were undetected.

Me: 3, 2, 1…

They hit the side of the base and then…

MASSIVE POWERFUL EXPLOSION!

The explosion blasted a huge hole into the base!

Me: Bullseye!

Lync Volan: Nice!

Nico: Prepare to dock and get ready for battle!

Me: Aye aye sir!

We plowed into the base and got ready and we charged in!

Bedlam: Soldier report!

Soldier: Three direct hits sir! Our hull has been breached!

Bedlam: By who!?

Soldier: Unknown sir!

Soldier 2: Sir our communication, security and scanning systems are being scrambled!

Soldier 3: INTRUDERS DETECTED SIR!

Bedlam: Bedlam bots attack the intruders!

The robots came.

Tar Pit: Bedlam Bots!

We blasted them all over.

Nico: Yeah! Now for the entrance!

Eli: Lets go!

We went to the main monitoring room.

Thorn: Entrance time!

Nico: Lets go.

We went at the door.

Bedlam: Get the systems back online!

Soldier 4: Sir it's not working!

Then the spirits of the 41st Century Figures came in and they swirled around them and then blasted the men and then they converged and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted a hole through the door and a phoenix cry was heard and then we bursted in.

Bedlam: WHAT!? Team Loud Phoenix Storm!?

Me: Surprise!

Bedlam: How the hell did you find me!?

Me: Wasn't that hard to do.

Eli: We traced your call when you called us!

Camie: Big mistake!

Man Ray grabbed Bedlam and slammed him against a window so he could see the carnage he created.

Man Ray: Look at what you've done!

Bedlam: (laughs insanely) It's glorious, isn't it?

Ed the Protector: (Man Ray slams Bedlam into the ground) You're finished here, Bedlam!

Bedlam: You can't stop me, Ed. Soon, I'll command forces beyond your comprehension. I've achieved what Team Loud Phoenix Storm could not!

Me: Don't count on it Bedlam!

I punched him in the stomach and kicked him in his face and punched him in his nose and bashed him down.

Max Goof: Okay, I've had it up to hear with you to last a lifetime, Bedlam.

Suddenly, Max Goof's deep blue eyes turned neon deep blue and he was surrounded by a white and red energy aura with crosses, stars, angels, swords, light, darkness, and keys, he unholstered his Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade from his back, and as he approached Bedlam, he left white and red energy, crosses, stars, angels, swords, light, darkness, and keys with every step.

Max Goof: You absolutely make me sick to no end, Bedlam, for far too long, you've caused Ed and his friends a ton of trouble with all of your schemes, and for what: taking full control of Progress City and continuing to seek information you desire. You really are nothing more than a megalomaniac, but the very thing that makes you truly the worthless heartless monster you are is you're truly sociopathic, ruthless, greedy, egotistical, callous, cruel, sadistic, and powerhungry. I refuse to let you run free a single second further, Bedlam, as one of the Chosen Wielders of The Keyblade and one of the Future Knights to King Mickey's Court, I will personally see to it that you pay the ultimate price for all of your crimes.

Suddenly, Max Goof was surrounded by a massive vortex of white and red energy with swords, light, darkness, crosses, stars, and keys surrounding the vortex, there's a massive army of angels flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex is a gold phoenix with red eyes glaring at Bedlam: the red eyes of eternal death, lights shined down from the Heavens and a divine choir of Angels sang. Then, as the vortex faded, Max Goof emerged, but he was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Max Goof grew from 7'5" to 7'9" in height, his massive and powerful muscles grew much bigger and he still retained his eight-pack abs, he has red highlights in the bangs of his long black hair, he has neon deep blue eyes and a white and red energy aura with crosses, angels, swords, light, darkness, keys, stars, and Keyblades surrounding him, he has an Angel holding a Keyblade in its right hand and the Light and Eternity Kanjis in its left hand emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with deep blue iris, he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with red gems embedded in the gold sun links and deep blue crystal links and a red angel-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the angel-shaped Element of Harmony is an Angel with deep blue gems for eyes and holding the Light and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the pendant, Max Goof has on a white tank-top, long dark blue jeans, black knee-high leather combat boots, white gloves, and long long-sleeved venetian red trenchcoat with angels, light, darkness, swords, keys, swords, and Keyblades on the coattails and on the back of the coat is The Disney Castle and above one of the towers is an Archangel with a Keyblade in its right hand and sword in left hand surrounded by Keyblades and above the Archangel is a Hidden Mickey icon, Crown pendant, Keyblade, and the symbol of Kingdom Hearts. Suddenly, Max Goof felt a sharp pain on his now wider and more muscular back, and then, his massive white angel wings with golden tips on the large white feathers grew much bigger for his new body, Max Goof has on his Ring of The Phoenix with large deep red gem with heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger and a Blue Lantern Ring on his left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in his left hand.

Suddenly, Max Goof's massive Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of Friends and Angels Archangel Keyblade and all the greatswords and swords he'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of white and red energy, crosses, angels, swords, light, darkness, keys, and Keyblades, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Max Goof's Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade, it's a brand-new massive Keyblade with embedded colored gems and a Hidden Mickey icon, Sora's Crown pendant, a Keyblade, an Archangel, and the symbol of Kingdom Hearts etched on the 7'5" massive, wide, double-edged venetian red blade, large white angel wings for the Keyblade's guard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and blue cat's eye pupils and large red gems on top of the blue cat's eye pupils embedded in the forehead, longer midnight black handle, four large white angel heads with deep blue gems for eyes and large white angel head with red gem in its mouth on the bottom of the angel heads for the pommel, the Three Wayfinders of Terra, Aqua, and Ventus surrounded by silver angel wings for the keychain links, and the keychain's token the silhouettes of Mickey, Donald, and Goofy, he has on his brand-new large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with red gems on his wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on his left gold Bracer, his new Belt of Elemental Bravery with a golden Mickey head with blue gems for eyes for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on his right hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip. There's a gold kanji below Disney Castle that said, "Max Goof, Champion of The College Xtreme Games, Loving Only Son of Goofy, Childhood Friend of Pete Junior and Bobby Zimmeruski, Friend to Many, Loving Boyfriend of Roxanne, Ally and Partner of Leon Belmont, Humiliator of Bradley Uppercrust The Third, Destroyer of Walter Bernhard, Brave and Powerful Next Generation Knight of King Mickey's Court, Emissary and Champion of Gabriel The Archangel and The Archangels, Wielder of The Sword of Gabriel and Chosen Wielder of The Keyblade, Member of Team Light Key, Archenemy of The Headless Skateboarder, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Light, Darkness, The Keyblade, and the Angels and Archangels"

マックス・グーフ、カレッジ・エクストリーム・ゲームのチャンピオン、グーフィーの愛する一人息子、ピート・ジュニアとボビー・ジンメルスキーの幼なじみ、多くの友人、ロクサーヌの愛するボーイフレンド、レオン・ベルモントの同盟者でありパートナー、ブラッドリー・アッパークラスト・ザ・サードの屈辱者、破壊者ウォルター・ベルンハルト、ミッキー王の宮廷の勇敢で強力な次世代騎士、ガブリエルの大天使と大天使の使者でありチャンピオン、ガブリエルの剣の使い手でありキーブレードの選ばれし使い手、チーム・ライト・キーのメンバー、首なしスケートボーダーの大敵、悪、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなしの破壊者でありスレイヤー、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして光、闇、キーブレード、天使と大天使のマスター

Max Goof has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DISNEY KNIGHT-ARCHANGEL-HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE HEAVENLY LIGHT SWORD STORM ARCHANGEL KEYBLADE PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE HEAVENLY LIGHT SWORD STORM ARCHANGEL KEYBLADE PHOENIX ANGELJUSTICE AND DIVINE HEAVENLY LIGHT SWORD STORM ARCHANGEL KEYBLADE PHOENIX ANGEL HOPE!

We were amazed by Max Goof's Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Roxanne saw him, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding, but when Bedlam saw it, he went mad with rage.

Bedlam: Minions, KILL HIM!

Bedlam ordered his minions to kill Max Goof, but Max Goof stood firm and he fired extremely powerful white and red energy blasts, stars, light, darkness, angels, swords, keys, and Keyblades at Bedlam's minions and they were obliterated in a split second.

Bedlam: YOU USELESS INCOMPETENT FOOLS! I'LL DEAL WITH YOU MYSELF, STARTING WITH YOU!

Bedlam got out a sword and he ran at Ed and his team to kill them, but Max Goof got in the way and blocked Bedlam's sword with his massive new Keyblade and they were in a brief struggle.

Max Goof: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Angelic Disney Knight Heavenly Keyblade Phoenix Angel and Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope) You are not laying one hand on my friends.

Me: WHOA!

Nico: This is so incredible! It's like the full wrath of The Angels and Archangels has been unleashed.

Selene Arcangela: It looks like it.

Max Goof: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Angelic Disney Knight Heavenly Keyblade Phoenix Angel and Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope) You guys do the usual battles, I'll keep him busy!

Then, Max Goof kicked Bedlam away, and he went at him and Max Goof was really thrashing him all over the place with slashes from his massive new Keyblade and blasting him with extremely powerful white and red energy blasts, stars, light, darkness, angels, swords, keys, and Keyblades which really hurt Bedlam bad.

Nico: Okay, Max, you show that guy no mercy!

Me: Show him what happens when he dares to tangle with The College X-Games King!

Max Goof: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Angelic Disney Knight Heavenly Keyblade Phoenix Angel and Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope) I will.

Max Goof: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Angelic Disney Knight Heavenly Keyblade Phoenix Angel and Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope) This is the end for you, Bedlam!

Then Pinky & The Brain, Black Adam, Jack O Lantern, Jet, Golden Glider, Kite Man, Mole Man, Magneto, Melter and Ben Ravencroft came.

Nico: Pinky & The Brain, Black Adam, Jack O Lantern, Jet, Golden Glider, Kite Man, Mole Man, Magneto, Melter and Ben Ravencroft.

Pinky: Did you have fun at Good Egg Galaxy?

Nico: I sure did.

Me: So did Syd and Becca.

Melter: And you fought Dino Piranha.

Nico: Yep.

Jack O Lantern: He'll make an excellent addition.

Nico: Great!

Kite Man: We heard you fought an Evil Sasuke.

Mole Man: And another version of Carnage.

Nico: We sure did and on the planet Valmorg.

Xenia: Yep.

Me: So awesome. I faced Evil Sasuke and Girl Jordan faced Carnage.

Batarax then came.

Me: Batarax! Now comes the first battle with you.

Batarax: Yep. Now you guys face me in a ranger battle.

Xenia: Cool!

Batarax: FYI, I'm on Deker's team

Me: I know. I remember.

Ruby Rose: That was so awesome to see.

Lola: It sure was.

Xenia: Yep.

We got the battles underway.


Superman, Shizuka of Nadeshiko, Shifu, Alita (Panzer Dragoon OVA), Kyle (Panzer Dragoon OVA), Blau (Panzer Dragoon OVA), Supergirl, Superboy, Legion of Superheroes, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Catilla and Carnivac VS Pinky and The Brain, Copper Cranium, Unicorn Fart Master, Universe 666 Supergiant, Universe 666 Ronan the Accuser, and Universe 666 Cull Obsidian- Nico's rescue was Battling an Evil Sasuke for me and another Carnage for Girl Jordan on Valmorg


Pinky and The Brain were first.

Brain: (to Superman) Nico's rescue was Battling an Evil Sasuke for J.D. And another Carnage for Girl Jordan on Valmorg.

Superman: You got that right. Girl Jordan's bargain is paid off and J.D. got to show off his power.

Shizuka: Yeah. That was awesome and amazing to see.

Shifu: Indeed it was. Everyone had a great show.

Alita: That was so awesome.

Kyle: It sure was. Everyone had fun.

Blau: They sure did.

Supergirl: Yeah they sure did and it ws really fun.

Superboy: You got that right.

Legion Superman: I agree too there.

Saturn: Yeah that was so awesome and cool.

Princess Celestia: It was really fun and awesome. All the rants J.D. does to Evil Sasuke are fun.

King Solar: They sure are and it's great.

Solar Eclipsa: Yeah Sakura Knudson likes them.

Amber Morning: You got that right.

Spotlight: I'll say.

Pinky: You'll say what?

BLANG!

Brain bashed Pinky on the head with a wrench.

Pinky: (LAUGHS CRAZILY AND STUPIDLY) NARF!

WHAT A MORON!

Brain: Shut Up Pinky you dingus.

They laughed!

Superboy: (LAUGHS) He always cracks me up.

Brain: Indeed. Lets do it!

Superman: SHIFT INTO TURBO!

He turned into the PURPLE TURBO RANGER!

Brain: A Purple Ranger for Turbo! Awesome!

Superman: Thanks!

Superman summoned his Keyblade and it was for the planet Krypton! It was called KRYPTON'S RESURRECTION! They fired waves of light and energy and smashed them down.


Aquaman, Snow White, Daisuke Yamamoto, Gyro Man, Yínhé Lóng, Pie Pie Mermaid, Mera, Aqualad, Aquagirl, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Gus Garv and Tricloid VS Melter, Yost Viper, Evil Pyre Woman, Spike Rosered, Starman EXE, and Princess Snake - Battling Another Ring-Ring, Kabatoncue, Whopper, Moby, Escaroo, Totemer, Ravemanta, China White and Scorcher


Melter was next.

Melter: (to Aquaman) Nico, Jason's team, Scorcher's team, and the others did good Battling Another Ring-Ring, Kabatoncue, Whopper, Moby, and Escaroo. And Another Totemer, Ravekiller, China White and Scorcher as well.

Aquaman: They sure did and it was awesome. All the Robot Sub-bosses are perfect for you guys.

Snow White: They sure are and it's awesome.

Daisuke Yamamoto: IT sure is awesome.

Gyro Man: And the Legendary Planets get some of them too.

Yínhé Lóng: I agree there. They will be perfect for them.

Pie Pie Mermaid: I think so too.

Mera: You got that right.

Aqualad: I think it's cool too.

Aquagirl: Same here. It's awesome and fun.

Rarity: You are right on that darlings.

Sweetie Belle: It sure is cool.

Gill Grunt: I think it's cool myself.

Melter: It sure is! Lets do it!

Aquaman: RPM! GET IN GEAR!

He turned into the AQUA RPM Ranger!

Melter: AWESOME! Aqua RPM is perfect.

Aquaman: Thanks!

He summoned a Keyblade for Atlantis. It was called THE KINGDOM OF ATLANTIS! They fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.


Green Arrow, Kento of Hardrock, Keiichiro, Veronica Tesla, Claudia Kipinsk, Nancianna Sakurai, Arrowette, Speedy, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Horri Bull and Hotlink VS Jack O Lantern, Rishu, El Jefe, Arachnid Woman, Ember Woman, and Atomic Woman - Lincoln's rescue


Jack O Lantern was next.

Jack O Lantern: (to Green Arrow) I Heard Lincoln's rescue was in Minnesota. How was it?

Green Arrow: It was really fun and we were there to destroy Marana Salazar and she was a dangerous one.

Kento: Yeah Eclipsa said that she was as dangerous as the Church of Necrom.

Keiichiro: Yeah no kidding! That was crazy!

Veronica Tesla: But that is one less Satanic Nutjob that is out of our hair.

Claudia Kipinsk: Yeah that is for sure.

Nancianna Sakurai: You got that right.

Arrowette: That is for sure.

Speedy: I agree there as well.

Sunset Shimmer: Yeah but it was still fun and awesome.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) I agree there too.

Sunburn: Same here.

Jack O Lantern: That is good that she is dead. Lets do it!

Green Arrow: TIME FOR TIME FORCE!

He turned into the Spring Green Time Force Ranger!

Jack O Lantern: COOL! Time Force Spring Green. Awesome.

Green Arrow: Thanks.

He summoned his Keyblade and it was in the sharp of arrows and they were green. It was called ARROWS OF GREEN FURY!

They fired waves of arrows and fire and blasted them down.


Wonder Woman, Silica, Estella Skyla, Elaine Wittgenstein, Gem Cavvenport, Olivia Orrovia, Wonder Girl, Xena: Warrior Princess, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Jesse Glenn, and Snarler VS Kite Man, Yost Vulture, Kazarina, Roll (Wily), Cenicienta (Sailor Moon), and Stoica - Meeting Mariah Demeter


Kite Man was next.

Kite Man: (to Wonder Woman) I heard you guys met Mariah Demeter. What's she like?

Wonder Woman: She is the daughter of Demeter the Goddess of Agriculture and the Harvest and she is very good friends with Laney. She taught her all about how to make awesome gardens and everything.

Silica: And we were amazed that she knows all about what her mother did hen she cursed Timmy Turner's for their negligence and stupidity.

Estella Skyla: Yeah any plant they touch will die.

Gem Cavvenport: That is a really fitting curse for them too.

Olivia Orrovia: That's why the United States Department of Agriculture decided to make the Turners dangers to gardens everywhere.

Wonder Girl: You got that right. They deserve it for their stupidity.

Xena: Not even Fairy World Superseeds are a match for the power of the Black Thumb of Demeter. And her story is awesome too. It involves that spineless scooter wielding maniac Scoots.

FLASHBACK

Nico: Yep. So, Mariah, what's the story on how you and Lincoln took down that old goat, Scoots, and sent her back to the nuthouse in Lansing?

Mariah Demeter: Oh, that's a story I would never forget.

Mariah Demeter pulled up a video and it played on the screen, and it shows Lincoln and Maria doing some yardwork on Liam's farm. But, then, they heard the sound of an electric scooter in the distance and Lincoln knew who it was coming after them, it was that crazy, heckling, troublemaking old goat, Scoots, and she was out to kill Lincoln and Mariah yet again.

Past Scoots: I'm going to enjoy running you both over and throwing you to the vultures! (CACKLING LIKE A ROTTEN OLD WITCH AND REVVED UP HER SCOOTER)

Past Lincoln: As if, you old goat, I'm not letting you get away with trying to kill us.

Suddenly, Lincoln's heart was pounding and his deep sapphire blue eyes turned blood red, and his fangs grew longer and his claws grew sharper.

Past Lincoln: Now, you're going to get yet another beating, you cantankerous old shrew!

Lincoln let the beast out in him and Scoots charged at Lincoln, but Lincoln lifted Scoots' scooter up off the ground and he threw her off, and he attacked her with a dangerous ferocity, and he and Mariah lashed at Scoots with vines of poison ivy and fired fruit at her and she got covered in fruit juice and they also pounced on and kicked the tar out of that old goat, and they also pounced on and kicked the tar out of that prick and Lincoln fired red energy waves from his massive white angel wings and tied Scoots up in a red energy straitjacket, and when he alerted his family of what Scoots tried to do to him and Mariah, they were really furious, and then, Lincoln called Varie who came with vans from The Lansing Maximum Security Nuthouse and they took Scoots away, and she was seething with rage.

Past Scoots: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME, LOUD, I'LL GET OUT OF THIS, AND I WILL KILL YOU ALL!

Past Mariah Demeter: Kiss my ass, you old goat!

Past Lincoln: If you ever come after me, my family, loved ones, friends, and Guardian Angels, you old goat, you'll find yourself in a metal coffin and you'll be lowered into a pit of molten lava!

The van drove off with Scoots screaming with pure rage as Maria and Lincoln kissed as the video ended.

Nico: (LAUGHS) In your face, you old goat! And what we just heard, you pulled a Bart Simpson on her and told her to kiss your ass, didn't you, Mariah?

Me: She sure did, and I was still cracking up.

Laney: Us too, but our brother really put that old goat back in her place when she came charging in again.

Varie: Yeah, right back in the nuthouse!

Liam: Oh, I remembered that day all too well, that old goat was really asking for it again!

Mariah Demeter: Honestly, it's like the only thing she's got on her mind is revenge.

Lincoln: You got that right, and the same thing can be said for Flip.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Kite Man: GEEZ! I'm glad Scoots got the Black Gates and she is where she belongs.

Pinkie Pie: No kidding there! She was a total party pooper.

Maud Pie: (monotonously) I agree there too.

Featherweight: That spineless old goat got what was coming to her.

Sprocket: That is for sure.

Kite Man: I agree there. Lets do it!

Wonder Woman got an Amazon Driver Belt!

Wonder Woman: HENSHIN!

She transformed into a yellow Amazon Rider! Kamen Rider Orinoco!

Wonder Woman: KAMEN RIDER ORINOCO!

Kite Man: COOL! That is so awesome!

Wonder Woman: It sure is.

Wonder Woman summoned her Keyblade and it was for the island of Themiscyra! It was called THE WARRIOR OF THEMISCYRA! They fired waves of metal, lightning, gears and blades and smashed them down.


Martian Manhunter, Felix the Cat, Blind Maria Johnson, Pan, Bambi, Goldie (Felix the Cat), Hocus Pocus, Shannon, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Mason Brown and Battletrap VS Mole Man, Peg Leg Pete, Madame Catastrophe, Metamorphosis, Hocus Pocus, and Fortress Crab Ω - The Ambassador Missions may be on hold for a bit but we can't still have hun


Mole Man was next.

Mole Man: (to Martian Manhunter) The Ambassador Missions may be on hold for now. But we can still have fun with other stuff.

Martian Manhunter: That is true. We are now doing simulator missions with some of the team to pass the time.

Felix: Syd Chang, Becca Chang and Nico went to the world of Super Mario Galaxy and at the Good Egg Galaxy they battled Dino Piranha and it was awesome.

Blind Maria Johnson: It was really awesome.

Pan: It sure was.

Bambi: You got that right guys.

Goldie honked.

Winnifred Sanderson: It sure was everyone.

Shannon: I thought it was awesome ancestor.

Applejack: Yeah and now Dino Piranha is with you guys.

Apple Bloom: He sure is and I think it's awesome.

Flashwing: Everyone had fun on that one.

Mole Man: Glad they did! Lets do it!

Martian Manhunter: LETS CHANGE!

He turned into a Changeman for Mars! It was Red.

Martian Manhunter: CHANGE MARS!

Mole Man: COOL!

Martian Manhunter: Indeed. Watch this. MARS POWER!

He flared up a red Mars Aura and fired a wave of fire and blasted them don. Then he summoned A Martian themed Keyblade and it was called THE JUSTICE OF MARS! They fired waves of earth, rock, boulders, mud, lava, crystal, fire and energy and apples and smashed them down.


Batman, Suriko the Titania, Helen Anderson, Tirion Fordring, Alexstrasza, Ysera, Jonny Quest, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Alice Gehabach and Spectra Phantom VS Black Adam, Madame Woe, Universe 666 Thanos, Universe 666 Ebony Maw, Evil Manta, and Universe 666 Proxima Midnight - Nico and me had a chili dog eating contest against the Sonic Sisters, Sonic and Tails


Black Adam was next.

Black Adam: (to Batman) Nico and J.D. had a chili dog eating contest against the Sonic Sisters, Sonic and Tails. Did they eat more then Poromon did?

Batman: They sure did and it was awesome. They tied with the Sonic Sisters, Tails and Sonic.

Suriko: They sure did and it was awesome.

Helen Anderson: I agree there.

Tirion Fordring: That was awesome and cool.

Alexstrasza: I think it's awesome too.

Ysera: It sure was.

Jonny Quest: Yeah it sure was awesome and fun.

Jessie Bannon: Yeah it was. Everyone had fun.

Starlight Glimmer: Yeah that was fun and cool.

Cozy Glow: Yep it sure was.

Hex: I agree.

Black Adam: That is cool. Lets do it!

SPD Rangers: SPD EMERGENCY!

He turned into the Black SPD Ranger!

Black Adam: Awesome!

Batman: That's right.

Batman summoned his keyblade and it was for Gotham City. It was called THE PROTECTOR OF GOTHAM! They fired waves of energy, bones, blood, skulls, Magic, Lightning and Stars and blasted them down.


Green Lantern, Amelia Waverley, Amelia Bradford, Rainbow Faces, Princess Rose, Dance Princess of The Ice Barrier, Green Lantern Corps, Ren & Stimpy, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Chan Lee and Volt Luster VS Jet (Avatar), Walter Wolf, Universe 666 Riot, Universe 666 Animated Carnage, Universe 666 2007 Venom, and Universe 666 2021 Carnage - BEDLAM IS BACK FOR REVENGE!


Jet was next.

Jet: (to Green Lantern) BEDLAM IS BACK FOR REVENGE! And this time, he's gone too far!

Green Lantern: Yeah he sure has! What he did is horrible! He tried to launch an all out attack against us. But luckily their weapons can't penetrate our defenses.

Amelia Waverley: Yeah our force fields are far too strong to penetrate.

Amelia Bradford: In other words they waste all those missiles.

Rainbow Face: They sure have.

Princess Rose: They sure did.

Dance Princess of the Ice Barrier: Yep. They never even realized that our defenses are 20,000 years far more advanced than anything.

Kilowog: Yeah that is for sure.

Arisia: That is awesome though.

Ren Hoek: He never knew we had such advanced technology. For a guy from the 41st century he sure is an Eediot.

Bedlam: (OFFSCREEN) I HEARD THAT!

Stimpy: He sure is stupid! Stupider than me.

Twilight Sparkle: He totally underestimated our defensive capabilities.

Starshine Sparkle: That is for sure.

Spyro: Yeah that is true.

Jet: Yeah I agree. Lets do it!

Green Lantern: ACTIVATE BEAST POWER!

He turned into the Dark Green Beast Morpher Ranger for the Eagle!

Green Lantern: UNLEASH THE BEAST!

Jet: Dark Green Ranger for Beast Morphers! Awesome!

Green Lantern: Thanks!

He summoned his Keyblade and it was for the Green Lanterns! It was called OA OF WILL! They fired waves of magic and energy and smashed them down.


Hawkgirl, Angel (X-Men), Yusuke Amamiya, Cassandra Alexander, Janner Wingfeather, Tink Wingfeather, Dark City, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Lena Isis and Zenet Surrow VS Magneto, Libra Zodiarts, Owlman, Prometheus, Evil Kirby, and Sharpclaw - Bedlam will pay for trying to attack us!


Magneto was next.

Magneto: (to Hawkgirl) Bedlam will pay dearly for trying to attack you guys! And in your own home!

Hawkgirl: Thank goodness the missiles and lasers he fired didn't penetrate our force field. Our defenses are far too strong.

Angel: Boy they sure are.

Yusuke Amamiya: That is for sure! Wow! That is so cool.

Cassandra Alexander: It sure is awesome.

Janner Wingfeather: You got that right.

Tink Wingfeather: Yeah it sure is.

John Murdock: I agree too and it's so awesome and cool.

Fluttershy: I think it's awesome myself.

Tornado Bolt: That is true and awesome.

Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) It sure is awesome.

Stealth Elf: That is true.

Magneto: Indeed. But that is good that he couldn't hit you. He will still pay for it. Lets do it!

Hawkgirl: GOLD FALCON!

She turned into the GOLD JETMAN!

Magneto: Awesome! Gold Jetman!

Hawkgirl: Thanks!

She summoned her Keyblade and it was for the planet THANAGAR! IT was called THE WINGS OF THANAGAR!

They fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and fruit and energy and smashed them down.


Flash, Fiona Hernandez, Ancient Fairy Dragon, Black Winged Dragon, Power Tool Dragon, Life Stream Dragon, Sonic The Hedgehog, Teen Titans Go, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Lync Volan and Nurzak VS Golden Glider, Pink Ranger Slayer, Hades Beast Manticore, Clawbster, Dark Troll, and Hades Fungal Beast Mold - Bedlam is getting the black gates this time


Golden Glider was next.

Golden Glider: (to Flash) I'm not kidding! Bedlam is getting the Black Gates this time!

Flash: You got that right!

Golden Glider: You guys didn't give him the Black Gates before right?

Fiona Hernandez: No we didn't. J.D. said that everyone banished him to the Warp before.

Ancient Fairy Dragon: That's right and that was also the day that Danny's girlfriend Kendall became the Peacock Ranger for Wild Force.

Black Winged Dragon: That was a really awesome sight to see back then.

Power Tool Dragon: Yeah it sure was awesome.

Life Stream Dragon: It sure was great.

Sonic: Boy it sure was and everyone thought that was cool. Isabel chose it for her and she thought that was great.

TTG Robin: That is so cool.

TTG Starfire: It is most the cool.

TTG Raven: It sure is.

Rainbow Dash: You got that right. That was so awesome.

Scootaloo: It sure was awesome and fun!

Whirlwind: Yeah it was great!

Golden Glider: Well now you guys will make sure that he gets the Black Gates. Lets do it!

Flash: SPD EMERGENCY!

In a flash of lightning and turned into a red and purple ranger with lightning on him!

Flash: SPD SPEED FLASH!

Golden Glider: AWESOME! Perfect for the Fastest Man alive.

Flash: Thanks!

Flash summoned his Keyblade and it was for him. It was called SPEED OF THE FASTEST MAN ALIVE!

They fired waves of lightning, wind and rainbows and smashed them down.


Shannon Deluth Sanderson Loud, Blackfire, Caam - Serenity of Gusto, Constellar Virgo, Medium of The Ice Barrier, Laval Volcano Handmaiden, Scooby Doo and Mystery Inc., Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, Thorn and Misty Tredwell VS Ben Ravencroft, Heart, Robert Vance, Red Eye King, Jubjub Bird, and Burnis - Bedlam better start praying with his maker.


Ben Ravencroft was next.

Ben Ravencroft: (to Shannon) Bedlam better start praying with his maker. Because there's going to be nothing left of him!

Shannon: You got that right! I remember we went to the 41st Century when we faced him the first time. That was so awesome seeing it!

Blackfire: Yeah that was so awesome! That time was absolutely advanced beyond anything we know.

Caam: It was amazing seeing what that was like in that time.

Constellar Virgo: It sure was.

Medium of the Ice Barrier: Yeah that was an absolutely amazing and advanced era.

Laval Volcano Handmaiden: Yeah that was cool.

Scooby Doo: Reah! It sure was.

Shaggy: Like yeah! It was beyond awesome!

Velma: Yeah it sure was.

Daphne: That is so awesome.

Fred: I'll say!

Princess Luna: Seeing what it looked like was cool!

Moondust: Even though some of us weren't there it was amazing.

Snowdrop: Yeah being 2,000+ Years into the future was amazing.

Gari: That was so awesome.

Blackout: It sure was cool.

Ben Ravencroft: That is cool! You guys went there after the 20 Days of Darkness right?

Shannon: That's right. It was after we went to Kirby's world and destroyed Zero Two.

Ben Ravencroft: That's right! I remember that now! Vypra told me all about that. It was awesome. Lets do it!

Shannon: MAGICAL SOURCE! MYSTIC FORCE!

GALWIT MYSTO RANGER!

She turned into a black Onyx Ranger!

Shannon: MYSTICAL AS THE STARS! ONYX MYSTIC RANGER!

Ben Ravencroft: That is cool!

Shannon: Thanks.

She summoned her keyblade and it was for the History of Salem! It was called THE CHRONICLES OF SALEM! They fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed them down.


In Space Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, J.D. Knudson, Varie, Camie, Celica, Cassidy, Himiko, Karla, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Batarax.


Batarax was next.

Batarax: That is crazy that Bedlam returned!

Me: I know and we killed him over 2 years ago and now he's back for revenge.

Varie: He tried to launch an all out attack on Gotham Royal York to kill us all. But he never knew we were ready for him.

Camie: Yeah no kidding there. He never knew about it.

Celica: No kidding.

Cassidy: Yeah Bedlam will pay for his crimes.

Himiko: He sure will and it will be ugly for him.

Karla: No kidding. It will be bloody and gross for him.

Batarax: I agree there! Lets do it!

I teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of Bedlam, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the symbol of Ed the Protector and his team etched on the 7'5" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold tiger heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels. Once in hand, we will gain a massive power and energy increase.

I teleported back with them.

In Space Rangers: LETS ROCKET!

They transformed and were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! IN SPACE!

They turned into the In Space Rangers too!

Me: Lets get him!

Andros: SPIRAL SABER BLASTER!

Carlos: QUATTRO BLASTER!

Me: Fire!

We fired waves of energy and blasted him and then he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

He was dead.

Me: Batarax you have failed this world!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


We regrouped.

Troy: This is a new low you've sunken to, Bedlam!

Tsukasa: And now, you'll pay for it!

Kamen Ride: Time Force Red!

Kamen Ride: Time Force Blue!

Kamen Ride: Time Force Green!

Kamen Ride: Time Force Yellow!

Kamen Ride: Time Force Pink!

Kamen Ride: Time Force Quantum!

Tsukasa turned into Time Force Red and Daiki summoned clones of the Time Force Team!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! TIME FORCE!

The megaforce rangers turned into the Time Force Rangers too!

Nico: Time for some pain

We went at him and punched and blasted and bashed him.

Flamewar, Afterburner, Kari and Juniper Lee used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Flamewar's weapons, Afterburner's incendiary missiles and Juniper and Kari's powers 100-fold.

Kari and Flamewar: LIGHT FLAME BLAST STORM!

Juniper Lee and Afterburner: SPIRIT BURN BLAST!

Toa of Fire Flames and P'andor: FIRE RADIATION BURST!

Toa of Water Maelstrom and Man Ray: WATER MAELSTROM BLAST!

Toa of Air Wind and Kitty: WIND GHOST STORM!

Toa of Earth Rocks and Tar Pit: EARTH ROCK STORM!

Toa of Stone Earth and Avalanche: STONE BOULDER STORM!

Toa of Ice Freeze and Moonstone: ICE FREEZE MOON BLAST!

Toa of Light Shine and Kyd Wykkyd: LIGHT MEGA BLAST!

Firestorm of Volcana and Larxene: LIGHTNING FIRESTORM BURST!

Squirrels of Jewels and Whiteout: SQUIRRELS OF JEWELS BLAST!

Force of the Jedi and Dark Laser: JEDI LASER BURST!

Twilight Sparkle, Thunder Sparkle, Starburst, Night Light Jr, Nyx Midnight, Scarlet Genie, Zeta "Silver" Telekinetic, Sparkle Girl, Love Charm, Tinker Sparks, Starbeam Glitter, Starshine Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Cadance, Princess Amore, Flurry Heart, Lilly Crystal, Cloud Star, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Sweetie Drops/Bon Bon, Donut Joe, Spike the Dragon, Shining Armor, Tempest Shadow, Swift Foot, Gallus the Griffin, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, Rai, Sena and Joe Shimamura: MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and elements.

Ed the Protector, Twilight Sparkle, Nico, me and Lincoln: 41ST CENTURY RETRIBUTION BLAST!

We fired waves of energy.

Lincoln: SKATER ELEMENT STYLE: TONY HAWK!

Entrapta: SKATER LIGHTNING STYLE: MANNY SANTIAGO!

Perfuma: SKATER NATURE STYLE: RAY BARBEE!

Frosta: SKATER ICE STYLE: RICK HOWARD!

Jessica Kaios: SKATER FIRE STYLE: SHANE O'NEILL!

Nanami: SKATER WATER STYLE: BAM MARGERA!

Julie Makimoto: SKATER EARTH STYLE: ANDREW REYNOLDS!

Makoto Nanaya: SKATER WIND STYLE: CHAD MUSKA!

They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said skaters.

Lincoln and his harem: SKATER FINAL SMASH: SKATE BLAST!

They fired a barrage of skating based ki blasts. The blasts hit Bedlam and blasted him all over.

Then, an angelic circle appeared below Bedlam's feet, and then, the twelve Archangels had appeared along with the armies of Angels.

Max Goof: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Angelic Disney Knight Heavenly Keyblade Phoenix Angel and Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope) Mr. Bedlam, you have been found guilty for the crimes that you have committed against Progress City and against Ed the Protector and his team, and now, we shall administer upon you your sentence: death!

Bedlam's eyes shrank: he was doomed big time for his crimes.

Max Goof: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Angelic Disney Knight Heavenly Keyblade Phoenix Angel and Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope) HEAVENLY STYLE NINJA ART: ARCHANGELS' HEAVENLY FURY RASENSHURIKEN!

Max Goof formed a massive white and gold Rasenshuriken and orbiting around the golden core are the twelve Archangels of Heaven.

Nico: Incredible!

Then, Max Goof threw the massive white and gold angelic Rasenshuriken and it slammed into Bedlam and he was attacked by The Archangels as they slashed at him with their swords, and then, they fired blasts of heavenly flame at Bedlam, and he was incinerated and his black soul was sent to The Black Gates forever. Max Goof holstered his massive new Keyblade on his back and powered down, and Max Goof's brand-new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, and massive white angel wings are permanent.

Max Goof: Rest in Peace, Bedlam, and may you never return.

Nico: You got that right, Max, that megalomaniac has failed this entire city. Alright, gang, awesome job, we've gotten rid of Bedlam forever.

Lincoln: Now, there's only one last thing to do, and one last loose end to tie up: Thanatos, the lich sorcerer.

?: (LAUGHING MALEVOLENTLY) And now, I shall destroy you all along with all life on this pathetic world!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large search pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the ten coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the ten large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Lincoln: There's no mistaking that malevolent laughter from anywhere, you just don't know when to give up, do you, Thanatos.

A figure came out, and it was none other than Thanatos, the lich sorcerer from Secrets of Mana.

Thanatos: You heroes will never stop me, soon, all of you will be dead and all life on this world shall cease to exist! (LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

Xenia Lin: That is never going to happen, you death-spreading lich!

Suddenly, Xenia Lin's sky blue eyes turned neon sky blue and she was surrounded by a pink and sky blue energy aura with stars, quintessence, winds, life energy, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her Guardian of Kandrakar greatsword from her back, and as she approached Thanatos, she left pink and sky blue energy, stars, quintessence, winds, life energy, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Xenia Lin: Thanatos, I will never forgive you for the crimes you've committed against mankind, the world, and the multiverse itself, you were motivated by your own desire for power and because of your never-ending desire to conquer and rule over Fa'Diel, and you caused so much death for your own benefit. You and The Dark Lich inside you have crossed lines that meant one thing: you don't deserve forgiveness for your crimes, and as The Guardian of Air, I will make you pay for every last one of those crimes with your own blood.

Suddenly, Xenia Lin was surrounded by a massive vortex of pink and sky blue energy with stars, winds, life energy, and quintessence surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a neon pink phoenix with red eyes glaring at Thanatos and The Dark Lich inside him: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Xenia Lin emerged, but she was changed forever.

(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)

Xenia Lin grew to 7'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has sky blue highlights in the bangs of her long braided sea foam green hair with green streaks, she has neon sky blue eyes and a pink and aqua blue energy aura with quintessence, life energy, stars, winds, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has the symbol of Air in the hands of an angel emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with sky blue iris, she has on angel earrings with sky blue gems for eyes and holding the Quintessence, Winds, and Eternity Kanjis in her hands, she also has an angel with sky blue gems for eyes and holding the Quintessence, Winds, and Eternity Kanjis in her hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her aqua blue phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with sky blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and sky blue gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Xenia Lin has on a sleeveless purple open vest, sleeveless blue crop top, long sea foam green skirt reaching her ankles, purple pants, blue shoes, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with quintessence, life energy, stars, winds, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is the symbol of Air surrounded by quintessence, life energy, stars, winds, phoenixes, and angels. Suddenly, Xenia Lin felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive blue angel wings with sky blue tips on the blue feathers grew and sprouted out from her back, and she also now has eleven massive and long sea foam green wolf tails with sky blue tips and sky blue markings, Xenia Lin has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large sky blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Xenia Lin's Sword of Kandrakar and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of pink and sky blue energy, quintessence, life energy, stars, winds, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Xenia's Quintessence Hurricane Wind Kandrakar Guardian Greatsword of Earth Kandrakar Quintessence Hurricane Wind Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded pink gems and the symbol of Air etched on the 7'4" massive, wide, double-edged sky blue blade, large sky blue dragon heads with pink gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and large sky blue gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large sky blue phoenix heads with pink gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large sky blue phoenix heads is a sky blue dragon head with pink gems for eyes and a pink gem in its mouth for the pommel, Xenia Lin has on her large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with sky blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold phoenix head with sky blue gems for eyes and large sky blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a sky blue kanji below the symbol of Air that said, "Xenia Lin, Loving Older Sister of Hay Lin, Guardian of Air, Chosen Guardian of Kandrakar, Loving Elder Daughter of Joan and Chen Lin, Granddaughter of Yan Lin, Friend of Irma Lair, Taranee Cook, Cornelia Hale, Cassidy, Halinor, Kadma, Yan Lin, and Nerissa, Leader of Team Phoebe, Hayley, Emma, Nicole, Xenia, Guardian Angel and Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Royal Woods' Jerks, Archenemy of Mojo the Kid, Destroyer of Thanatos, Destroyer of Dark Nerissa and Phobos, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Friend to Many, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, and Master of Quintessence, Wind, Stars, Life Energy, Phoenixes, and Angels"

ゼニア・リン、ヘイ・リンの愛する姉、空気の守護者、カンドラカーの選ばれし守護者、ジョアンとチェン・リンの愛する長女、ヤン・リンの孫娘、イルマ・レアの友人、タラニー・クック、コーネリア・ヘイル、キャシディ、ハリナー、カドマ、ヤン・リン、そしてネリッサ、チーム・フィービーのリーダー、ヘイリー、エマ、ニコール、クセニア、ガーディアン・エンジェルでリンカーンの愛する未来の妻ラウド、ロイヤル・ウッズ・ジャークの軽蔑者、モジョ・ザ・キッドの大敵、タナトスの破壊者、ダーク・ネリッサそしてフォボス、悪の破壊者にして殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、多くの友人、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、そしてクイントエッセンス、ウィンド、スターズのマスター、生命エネルギー、フェニックス、エンジェル

Xenia Lin has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-KANDRAKAR AIR QUINTESSENCE GUARDIAN-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC KANDRAKAR AIR HURRICANE QUINTESSENCE HEAVENLY PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC KANDRAKAR AIR HURRICANE QUINTESSENCE HEAVENLY PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC KANDRAKAR AIR HURRICANE QUINTESSENCE HEAVENLY PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Xenia Lair's Super Angel-Kandrakar Air Guardian-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Thanatos saw it, he fell into a rage and fired blasts of dark magic to kill her, but Xenia was immune and his dark magic had no effect on her nor any of us, and she fired a powerful barrage of pink and sky blue energy, quintessence, life energy, stars, winds, phoenixes, and angels at Thanatos, and they exploded with such incredible power as the barrage hit him, and this really angered him now.

Hay Lin: Wow, now Xenia's become the last of the group to transform.

Nico: You got that right, Hay Lin, now the winds of Kandrakar are about to blow away that evil lich!

Lincoln: After what Thanatos had tried to do in his quest to take over Fa'Diel, he deserves to pay for every last one of his crimes with his own blood.

Xenia Lin: (Divine Godly Voice of The Divine Cosmic Kandrakar Air Guardian Quintessence Heavenly Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Kandrakar Air Guardian Quintessence Heavenly Phoenix Angel Love) You got that right, now let's destroy this vile lich once and for all, Linky.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Xenia Lin.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Your days of trying to take over Fa'Diel are all over, Thanatos, and the same goes for your host, The Dark Lich. Now, it's time for you to die, and this time, stay dead!

Xenia Lin and Lincoln went after Thanatos who continued firing blasts of dark magic at them, but Lincoln and Xenia Lin were still unaffected, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, pink and sky blue energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Thanatos and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Xenia Lin also attacked him with punches, kicks, and karate chops, along with elemental blasts. Then, Lincoln drove his massive greatsword into Thanatos' stomach, and he removed The Dark Lich and imprisoned him inside a black coffin, and then, he began sucking out all of Thanatos' dark powers, dark magic, and enormous demonic powers and he made them his own.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, to make sure you stay dead and gone for good, Thanatos. LIFE ENERGY DRAIN!

Suddenly, all of the many gems embedded in the 7'5" massive, wide, double-edged golden blade of his Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds began glowing green, and then, Lincoln began draining Thanatos of all his life energy, and when he was done and he removed his massive greatsword from his stomach, Thanatos was now a desiccated corpse drained of magic and life energy, and as soon as his soul appeared, Lincoln threw him into the black coffin with The Dark Lich inside it and he banished them both to The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly for what Xenia Lin and Lincoln did as they holstered their weapons and powered down, and Xenia Lin's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long sea foam green tails, and massive blue angel wings are permanent.

Xenia Lin: The suffering you've caused for years has finally been brought to an end, Thanatos, may you never return. Thanks for helping me destroy Thanatos and The Dark Lich for good, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Xenia.

Suddenly, Xenia Lin wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Xenia Lin's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, and Angel flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with winds blowing behind them, and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Xenia Lin absorbed the winds and elemental forces and they came back to us as the display vanished.

Nico: Wow, now that was one truly awesome and incredible fight of The Air of Kandrakar VS. The Lich Sorcerer of Death, Lincoln, Xenia, you two showed that despotic tyrant no mercy, and Lincoln, that was one slick move driving your greatsword into his stomach and then sucking out all his dark magic, shadow powers, and enormous demonic powers and abilities and making them your own, and what we just saw, that was...?!

Lincoln: That was one of my new techniques, other than my Vampiric Life Drain, I also know the Life Energy Drain technique. Once I stab the target with my massive greatsword and use the technique, the gems in my greatsword start glowing green, and then, I wind up draining that target of his life-force and I absorb it, and he gets turned into a desiccated corpse.

Me: Whoa, and I thought your Vampiric Life Drain technique was just as deadly.

Lincoln: I've come up with a lot of techniques that utilize my vampire powers and the ability to drain suck out the powers of villains, along with their life energy, and I've had a lot of time to come up with those.

Nico: (WHISTLES) That's really awesome. So, Lincoln, which of the daughters of The Olympian Gods and Goddesses are we meeting tomorrow?

Lincoln: I've already got a good one for tomorrow, and it's one you may like seeing, J.D., the next one we're meeting tomorrow is Cadence Iris, Daughter of Iris, Greek Goddess of The Rainbows.

Me: (Gasps) The Daughter of The Greek Goddess of The Rainbows, that's so awesome!

Lincoln: Yep, and she's my Guardian Angel from from Greece mainly the legendary Mount Olympus, and like her mother, she's a Goddess of The Rainbows and has all her mother's powers of the rainbow along with having rainbow angel wings, she's immortal, and she's also extremely beautiful and sexy.

Me: Hubba Hubba.

Selene Emperyous: When she and Lincoln met, there was indeed quite the attraction that turned into true love and she swore to protect him from those who sought to do him harm, and her targets were none other than Flip, Lewis Travolta, Scoots, Hawk, Hank, Pablo, Anderson, Chandler, Artie, Trent, and Killjoy Huggins, his enemies, and she also swore to protect him from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, she's really good friends with Laney, and Cadence and Lincoln helped Laney with creating beautiful rainbows and the colors of the rainbows were so beautiful, Laney was literally amazed by that and she gained inspiration for her paintings, and Cadence also helped in teaching Lincoln everything she knows about the rainbows, and she gave him the ability to use the seven colorful lights of the rainbow. Lincoln made Cadence a beautiful necklace with red gem for the pendant, along with a white short-sleeved blouse, blue sleeveless top, long ankle-length white dress skirt, and white bridal gloves, and to show thanks, Cadence kissed Lincoln on the lips as a massive and beautiful rainbow formed above their heads, and it was truly beautiful, and she hates Hawk and Hank with a bloody passion, because Hawk and Hank absolutely hated Cadence for always defending Lincoln whenever they, along with Lori, Lola, Lisa, Lynn, Luan, along with the rest of Lincoln's enemies plotted to kill him.

Michelle Emperyous: And Selene Arcangela told Cadence everything about what those buttfaces have done to him and trying to kill him along with what happened seven years ago on Halloween, and one time when Cadence and Lincoln were at the park, Hawk and Hank showed up and they were out to kill Lincoln yet again along with Cadence, that was until Lincoln let loose the beast inside him and he viciously attacked those two buttfaces with a dangerous ferocity, and he and Cadence blasted them with rainbow blasts and rainbow energy blasts and they also pounced on and kicked the tar out of those buttfaces, and Lincoln fired rainbow energy waves from his massive white angel wings and tied the buttfaces up in rainbow energy straitjackets, and when he alerted his family of what Hawk and Hank tried to do to him and Cadence, they were really furious, and then, Lincoln called the cops who came and they took Hawk and Hank away, but they swore revenge on Cadence and Lincoln big time.

Those who weren't there when that happened gasped in shock.

Nico: Why, those overgrown, butt-faced, ugly, heartless gorillas! They were out to kill Lincoln again, they really are a bunch of pains in the ass!

Me: That's putting it mildly, Nico. But, you were right about that remark, those two buttfaces were a major pain in the ass, and I still remembered that incident all too well, and on that day, Hawk and Hank were even more on thin ice with all of us.

Luna: They sure were, dude, and you're also going to see the video of that incident when we meet her tomorrow.

Lincoln: You got that right, Luna.

Black Adam: Never again will Bedlam terrorize innocents.

Jet: No, he won't.

Golden Glider: He's gone for good.

Me: Given the Black Gates.

Ed the Protector: Let's celebrate at our HQ.

Magneto: Good idea.

Ben Ravencroft: After we fix the collateral damage.

Me: Yep. We have now seen the last of Bedlam.

Nico: We sure have! Great job today everyone. Gotham Royal York is still standing and Bedlam is now a forgotten memory.

Eli: Yep.

Qin: That is for sure.

Eli: (To the viewers) Never again will Bedlam hurt anyone again.

Me: That's for sure.

Qin: Yeah.

We went to the HQ of Ed and friends in the 41st century and had a great meal.

We headed home after our mission undersea and then, we headed for bed. But, the night had a bit of a dark surprise in store and one that's a sign for Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, as the scene had transitioned to a ditch in Metropolis to an unmarked grave: but, this was no ordinary unmarked grave in a ditch, there was a large bloodstained curved scimitar planted on the grave, this was the grave of Evil Sebastian. After we killed Evil Sebastian and sent him to The Black Gates on Lincoln's last rescue along with the other evil brothers of The Cthulhu Mythos Embodiments, Drakus and The X-Squad had thrown Evil Sebastian's body into a ditch and buried him in an unmarked grave, but that would be a huge mistake.

Suddenly, the sounds of groaning echoed in the air unsettling the nightly atmosphere. Then, out of nowhere, a pale hand shrouded by black and red demonic darkness burst out and grabbed the long midnight black handle of the bloodstained curved sword, and then, the ground burst and exploded. As the dust cleared, an ominous figure was standing there and holding the bloodstained curved sword: it was EVIL SEBASTIAN, HE HAS RETURNED FROM THE DEAD IN SEARCH OF REVENGE ON US! But, he underwent a dark change as soon as he came back from the dead: the white sclera of his eyes turned dark red and he still had blood red eyes, and he now has black demonic wings, and he still has on the same clothes he had on when we first met him and when he died.

Evil Sebastian: (DEMONIC ROAR) (Demonic Voice) TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM, I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE ON YOU FOR THIS HUMILIATION, AND ONCE I DESTROY ALL OF YOU, ALL LIFE ON EARTH AND THE UNIVERSES BEYOND SHALL BE EXTERMINATED!

UH OH! WE'VE GOT A HUGE BATTLE AWAITING US: EVIL SEBASTIAN HAS RETURNED IN SEARCH OF REVENGE, BUT WE'LL MAKE SURE THE UNDEAD REMAINS OF THIS DEMONIC LIFE-DESTROYING EVIL MONSTER ARE DESTROYED FOREVER!

THE END


Another awesome fanfic done.

This was a sequel to the Get Ed chapter we did a while back.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.

For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily, along with Girder, Quicksand, Invisible, Toguro, Levira and Oven Jamen as well as Roach, Mira, Tamao, Elie, Haru And Sylphy - (Visions of Escaflowne) and we're going to the world of Rave Master and we're going to battle King Gale Raregroove and an army of soldiers and also it's going to be massively explosive as we demonstrate the power of the Decaforce Sword. Also it's going to be a really bloody battle was we rip them apart in a massive spree of bloodshed and carnage. Also we're going to battle Another Thalium, Plutonium, Astatine, Rubidium, Nitrogen and Strontium as well as Another Quicksand and Another Girder. Also we're going to meet a Blue Whale Gene-slammer and her name is Bianca Vexxos and she has a REALLY NASTY FLATULANCE Problem! Also we're going to meet 4 Oricorio Gene-slammers and they are the Cammos sisters and they are Camie, Cammy, Camula and Camee Cammos and they are for one of each kind of the Oricorios and they are magnificent dancers.

The match-up scene is for Shayla Sigmar, Avatar of the Twin-Tailed Comet, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Chrollo Lucilfer, one of the main antagonists of the anime/manga series Hunter x Hunter, and the nihilistic leader of the Phantom Troupe.

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Oklahoma, but we're also in for one dangerous battle: we got the bad news that Evil Sebastian has returned from the dead, and not only does he want revenge on us, but he still desires to destroy all life on Earth and the universes beyond. We're also going to find out that even though we sent his soul to The Black Gates, the darkness that'd festered inside him had acquired a life of its own and brought Evil Sebastian back from the dead. But, he won't be alone, he infiltrated the lands of The Three Kingdoms last night and his demonic power corrupted the Guardians of Wei, Wu, and Shu: The Wei Phoenix, The Wu Tiger, and The Shu Dragon, and he turned them into The Death Phoenix, The Death Tiger, and The Death Dragon. This desecration of the The Sacred Guardians of The Three Kingdoms will not go unpunished, we're going to purify the corrupted guardians, and then, we're going to find Evil Sebastian and we're really make him pay for this and destroy his undead remains and this time for good. And we're going to meet the next Daughter of The Olympian Gods and Goddesses, her name is Cadence Iris, Daughter of Iris, Greek Goddess of The Rainbows, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from from Greece mainly the legendary Mount Olympus, and like her mother, she's a Goddess of The Rainbows and has all her mother's powers of the rainbow along with having rainbow angel wings, she's immortal, and she's also extremely beautiful and sexy. When she and Lincoln met, there was indeed quite the attraction that turned into true love and she swore to protect him from those who sought to do him harm, and her targets were none other than Flip, Lewis Travolta, Scoots, Hawk, Hank, Pablo, Anderson, Chandler, Artie, Trent, and Killjoy Huggins, his enemies, and she also swore to protect him from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, she's really good friends with Laney, and Cadence and Lincoln helped Laney with creating beautiful rainbows and the colors of the rainbows were so beautiful, Laney was literally amazed by that and she gained inspiration for her paintings, and Cadence also helped in teaching Lincoln everything she knows about the rainbows, and she gave him the ability to use the seven colorful lights of the rainbow. Lincoln made Cadence a beautiful necklace with red gem for the pendant, along with a white short-sleeved blouse, blue sleeveless top, long ankle-length white dress skirt, and white bridal gloves, and to show thanks, Cadence kissed Lincoln on the lips as a massive and beautiful rainbow formed above their heads, and it was truly beautiful, and she hates Hawk and Hank with a bloody passion, because Hawk and Hank absolutely hated Cadence for always defending Lincoln whenever they, along with Lori, Lola, Lisa, Lynn, Luan, along with the rest of Lincoln's enemies plotted to kill him, and Selene Arcangela told Cadence everything about what those buttfaces have done to him and trying to kill him along with what happened seven years ago on Halloween, and one time when Cadence and Lincoln were at the park, Hawk and Hank showed up and they were out to kill Lincoln yet again along with Cadence, that was until Lincoln let loose the beast inside him and he viciously attacked those two buttfaces with a dangerous ferocity, and he and Cadence blasted them with rainbow blasts and rainbow energy blasts and they also pounced on and kicked the tar out of those buttfaces, and Lincoln fired rainbow energy waves from his massive white angel wings and tied the buttfaces up in rainbow energy straitjackets, and when he alerted his family of what Hawk and Hank tried to do to him and Cadence, they were really furious, and then, Lincoln called the cops who came and they took Hawk and Hank away, but they swore revenge on them big time.

We're heading back to the world of Narnia next and we're going to meet Prince Caspian and help him and the Pevensie Siblings kill Prince Caspian's evil uncle Lord Sopespian and King Miraz and make those monsters pay for their crimes against all of Narnia.

see you next time.