This is based on the funny movie Daddy Day Care.
GET READY TO LAUGH YOUR SOCKS OFF!
In the Simulator we were getting ready for an awesome adventure. For the first part of Nico's rescue, Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily, along with Absorbing Man, Platinum Princess, Twist Boma, Son of The Chicken From Outer Space, Vapor and Red-Eyes Darkness Dragon as well as Marinette, Aloe and Lotus, Kanai Humuhumunukunukuapuaa, Igneus, Firesque And Rhinoram and we're going into the Simulator to battle Evil Chase Young.
Me: An Evil Chase Young Battle is gonna be fun!
Qin: Yeah it is!
Nico: Any particular reason why you want to do this J.D.?
Me: I never got to unleash the full extent of my power on him at full force. So I'm going to release the full force of my power on him at the utmost maximum. He is going to be in for a shock seeing it.
Xenia: I have a feeling this will be good.
Nico: Yep. Solo mission in the simulator?
Me: Yep. Trust me on this. It will be good. Then we'll do the rest in the park.
Nico: Good idea.
Marinette: I'm going to love this one.
Aloe: (Eastern European Accent) Oh me too Marinette and it will be good.
Lotus: (Eastern European Accent) I agree too.
Nico: Marinette, I want to thank you, Absorbing Man, and your teams for coming
Marinette: No problem Nico. It's always fun to be with you in a team.
Chloe Bourgeois: It sure is Marinette.
Zocks: I'll say. How is your mom doing?
Marinette: She's doing great thank you Zocks.
Zocks: You're welcome.
Nico: Aloe, what do you and Lotus like to do in your free time?
Aloe: We haven't really given it thought. We like working at the spa.
Pipp Petals: And they give amazing and awesome massages and beauty treatments.
Xenia: Boy they sure do.
Leeli: I love seeing them at the spa.
Girl Jordan: Me too. Aloe and Lotus do a really good job.
Lotus: It's a good job. But if we were to choose we would have to say make our own beauty products for the spa.
Aloe: We made this with the help of Pipp Petals.
She pulled out a shampoo and it was called Bridleshine.
Me: I tried that shampoo myself and you should see what it does for my hair. It makes my hair shine like the stars and is amazing.
Nico: Wow that is awesome.
Qin: Maybe you can give me a treatment sometime.
Aloe: It would be a great pleasure.
Qin: In fact while J.D. is in the simulator can you do that?
Lotus: Oh sure.
They got to giving Qin and Rarity a great spa treatment.
Rarity: Oh adventures like this can be stressful darling. But it's going to be fun.
Qin: It sure is. But yesterday's awesome mission was fun and great.
Xenia: Yeah it sure was.
Qin was getting her hair washed with the Bridleshine shampoo.
Nico: That was really fun.
Eli: You got that right.
Nico: It was nice to see Aslan again
Maria: It sure was.
Eli: It was really awesome meeting J.D.'s friends the Pevensire siblings.
Xenia: They are really awesome heroes.
Camie: They sure are.
Tsuyu: I think they are awesome too.
Sirius: They sure are great.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Now that's two of Narnia's major enemies that are gone forever.
Nico: And Caspian took what was his.
Me: And that was his rightful place as king.
Eli: It reminded me of Scar and what happened with Simba.
Xenia: Same here.
Lola: Yeah that was crazy.
Qin: It sure was.
Nico: Miraz also reminds me of Ozai.
Lola: Yeah he sure did.
Nico: But at least he is gone forever and he will never terrorize Narnia again.
Lola: That is for sure.
Nico: Yep. Okay J.D. show us what you got.
Me: With pleasure.
I opened the door into the simulator.
Me: Wish me luck.
Nico: Have fun.
I went into the simulator.
Nicole got the Simulator activated and I found myself in the Guizhou Mountains in China.
Me: The Guizhou Mountains. I love coming here.
Nico: This will be awesome.
Absorbing Man: Wait. We're not coming with you?!
Nico: No he said he wants to do this on his own. And I approved of it. Besides we're not that far away. We're right here with him.
Absorbing Man: Oh right.
I was looking around.
Me: Okay Chase. Come and get me.
I sensed an energy signal and I looked behind me and saw CHASE YOUNG!
I turned and faced him.
Evil Chase Young: So you have come to face me J.D.
Me: Not just face you. I'm going to obliterate you. I'm going to make you pay for all your crimes! Every single one of them! You turned Principal Huggins into a blackhearted monster and you had him turn his sisters into malevolent demons that want nothing more than to kill Lincoln. And you turned Nerissa into a monster that was going to destroy the Universe! No more Chase! No more lives will be sacrificed and destroyed by your hatred.
Evil Chase Young: We'll see about that. You can't possibly win by challenging me.
Me: Want to bet on that?
Evil Chase Young: I don't need to wager.
Me: Then you obviously haven't seen what I am like when I fight at full strength. When I beat you before when we found out the truth I wasn't even fighting at my full power. Now you're going to see me fight at 100% of my power.
Everyone in the control room gasped!
Nico: WHOA! This is gonna be awesome.
Eli: Bro is really serious about this. So that's why he is so adamant about wanting to do this by himself. He wants to demonstrate his full power.
Nico: Oh boy.
I then went SUPER ANGEL EBONWU UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ELEMENTAL WOLF MOON PHOENIX and then unleashed the full force of my power!
I powered up to the max and then the ground started shaking extremely violently and the skies stormed up with intense force and lightning struck all over!
Evil Chase Young was REALLY SHAKING! He was feeling the ultimate force of my intensely incredibly power!
Nico: UNBELIEVABLE!
Eli: ALL THAT POWER IS COMING FROM BRO!?
Camie: INCREDIBLE!
Lola: J.D. has that much power!?
Varie: Amazing!
Tsuyu: Completely unreal!
Then in a massive and powerful roar of fury I released a massive and incredible burst of energy that was so mindboggling that it made all the villains we faced combined over the years feel like nothing! When I was done powering up the full force of my power at 100% maximum power was unleashed! I had all the elemental energies and spirits swirling around my aura!
Nico: WHOA!
Eli: That's bro's full power!? UNBELIEVABLE!
Xenia: WHOA!
Nico: Now we're going to see what he can really do.
Absorbing Man: You sure you don't want to at least let me help you? I can absorb some steel you so his Heylin form will break his teeth.
Nico: Let him do this Carl. He said so.
Absorbing Man: Okay.
Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice) (Telepathically to Absorbing man) I'll be just fine guys. Trust me.
Absorbing Man: Okay then. Go get him.
Evil Chase Young: You think you're so confident J.D. You haven't seen what I can do.
Me: Shut your fucking mouth.
Evil Chase Young growled at that one and he exploded in rage to his HEYLIN FORM! HE WAS A HUMANOID DRAGON!
Nico: Also, can you check if there's a Gene Slammer?
Me: (Telepathically to Nico) There is none. They are actually at the park. But we'll head there after I'm finished here.
Nico: Okay.
Me: I've got 150,000 years of justice to dish out on you. But first.
I snapped my fingers and we were on the planet Glaren.
Evil Chase: Come and…
BLAM!
I punched him in the stomach with devastating force!
I sent him crashing into a mountain and he got up and went at me and I dodged all of his punches all over and I punched Evil Chase in the face and knocked out some his teeth and sent him flying and I teleported and punched him in the stomach with devastating force! I punched Evil Chase in the stomach and kicked him in the face. Evil Chase fired a massive barrage of lightning blasts and me and I dodged them effortlessly and they exploded with unbelievable power!
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
Evil Chase went at me with incredible speed and I punched him in the face with devastating force and I teleported and kicked him in the back and punched him all over his stomach with a massive flurry of incredible fisticuffs and kicked him all over the place and really let him have it. I then backed away and Evil Chase fired a massive blast of energy and fire and I fired a powerful Kamehameha Wave and the blasts collided and exploded.
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
I teleported behind Evil Chase and fired two powerful rainbow energy blasts and they hit him and exploded with incredible power!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
I then fired a massive barrage of rainbow energy and fire blasts at Evil Chase and they all hit him and exploded in massive explosions of fire.
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRAABBBOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOMMMM KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOMM! KRABBBOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBOOOOOMMM! KRABBOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBOOOOM!
Me: Try this on!
I formed a rainbow energy ball.
Me: STARDUST DIVINER!
I fired it and it hit Evil Chase and exploded with incredible power!
EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND INCREDIBLY POWERFUL FIERY EXPLOSION!
Evil Chase screamed in pain as the blast exploded when it hit him and when the smoke cleared, he was completely enraged.
He was REALLY OUT OF HIS FUCKING MIND NOW! HE WAS ROARING LIKE AN INCREDIBLY INFINITELY FUCKED UP LUNATIC TO THE INFINITE POWER!
Nico: Well, this is gonna take a while
Eli: Come on Nico lets just enjoy the show. Popcorn?
Eli got him some.
Nico: Ah why not.
He ate some.
I teleported and kicked Evil Chase in his stomach with devastating force and he belched up a huge amount of blood!
Me: That was for Nerissa!
I punched him in the face with devastating force and knocked out all of his teeth!
Me: That was for Principal Huggins!
KRAKROW!
I punched him in his neck and stomach and face and eyes multiple times!
Me: That was for the Loud Sisters! (UNSHEATHES SWORD)
I then slashed him across his chest and revealed his black heart!
Me: That was for Sebastian Mendez! And this is for me!
I went at him with incredible speed!
Me: JUST FOR PISSING ME THE FUCK OFF!
I then stabbed him ALL THE WAY THROUGH HIS BLACK HEART!
Me: My sword right through your twisted black heart! TAKE IT! TAKE IT STRAIGHT TO THE FIRES OF THE BLACK GATES YOU SICKENING PIECE OF MOTHERFUCKING SHIT!
THEN I SKEWERED HIM ALL THE WAY THROUGH AND THEN HE SCREAMED IN PAIN AND I PULLED MY SWORD OUT AND THEN I RAN FAST!
Nico: HE'S GONNA BLOW!
I ran and then…
SUPER MASSIVE AND INCREDIBLY POWERFUL FIERY EXPLOSION OF NOVA CALIBER!
I teleported back to everyone just in time!
Nico: UNBELIEVABLE!
Eli: WHOA!
Nico: YEAH!
Evil Chase was banished to the Black Gates for all eternity!
Nico: That was amazing! Feel better?
Me: 100% better.
Nico: Great!
I powered down.
Me: Wait look!
We saw a black smoke come out of Lola!
Leni: What's that black smoke!?
Nico: Something Lola ate?
Me: No I know what that is. Wait look!
We saw the same thing happening to Lisa too!
Me: Wait I know what this is!
Anna Anyanova: Me too! It's the Darkness of Chase Young!
It formed into a ghostly version of Chase's face and we saw that the darkness of Chase Young wasn't just that, IT WAS THE VERY FRAGMENTS OF HIS EVIL SOUL!
Me: So that's it! Chase Young didn't just infect Principal Huggins and the Loud Sisters with darkness! He infected them with the very fragments of the essence of his soul!
Nico: WHAT?!
Eli: THAT IS DISGUSTING!
Varie: That's like how Orochimaru did it!
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah!
Then we saw it vanish right in front of our eyes, gone forever and dead.
Nico: Lola, Lisa?
They got up and saw us and Lincoln.
Lincoln: Are you alright?
Lola: Linky? (BURSTS OUT CRYING) OH LINCOLN!
She went and hugged him and so did Lisa!
Then Lori, Lynn and Luan came in and hugged him too and they cried hard!
Lana: Boy they were really affected hard by Evil Chase.
Absorbing Man: (to the other Loud Kids) Why aren't you guys feeling sad?
Lana: Because Evil Chase only affected Lynn, Lori, Luan, Lola and Lisa.
Nico: He put his evil soul in Huggins and then he put it in them.
Absorbing Man: Oh I see what you mean.
Anna Anyanova: Yeah.
Lori: (WAILING HARD)
Luan: (WAILING HARD)
Lynn: (WAILING HARD)
Lola: (WAILING HARD)
Lisa: (WAiLING HARD)
Nico: Poor girls.
Rita: Oh girls. It'll be okay.
Nico: Lets head to the park and have them cool down there.
Me: Good idea.
Nico: Eli sense for Swartz's creations will you?
Eli: Sure. (Concentrates) Found them! Another Antibug, Copycat, Gorizilla, Dark Cupid, Platinum Princess and Absorbing Man.
Nico: Whoa! This will be good.
We went to the park.
We later arrived and the Loud kids were really crying hard.
Nico: I've got an idea. Girls, look!
They looked to me and I dropped my pants down.
Nico: (MAKES A FUNNY FACE ON HIS BUTT) HI THERE GIRLS! MY NAME IS NICK BUTT!
WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY AT THAT ONE!
Lori: (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) THAT IS FUNNY!
Lily: (LAUGHS) NICO!
May: (LAUGHS) THAT IS FUNNY!
Nicole: (LAUGHS) THAT IS SO FUNNY!
Me: (LAUGHS) NICO YOU ARE A FUNNY GUY!
Sakura Knudson: (LAUGHS) THAT IS A RIOT! Reminds me of those episodes where Bart mooned people!
Me: (LAUGHS) Those were funny!
Eli: (LAUGHS) That was awesome!
Nico: I knew that would do the trick!
Rita: (LAUGHS) That was awesome! But girls I'm really glad that you are now officially dark side free.
Lori: Me too mom.
Luan: We all are happy. And Lincoln we're really sorry about everything we did to you.
Lynn: Looking back we were turned into absolute monsters.
Lisa Loud: We sure were.
Lola: Yeah I can't believe we did all that to you!
Lily: Chase young did that.
Nico: Yeah. But at least he is gone forever.
Then Maria saw something in the lake.
Maria: Who are those two over there?
Me: Hmm.
We looked and saw that they looked like jellyfish.
Me: Are those jellyfish?
Lily: I better get my giant jellyfishing net.
She pulled out a big net and then scooped up the jellyfish and we saw that they were really SEA WASP GENE-SLAMMER GIRLS!
Me: Whoa Sea Wasp Gene-slammers!
Qin: The most venomous jellyfish in the world!
Sea Wasp 1: Awesome catch though.
Sea Wasp 2: Yeah that was awesome.
Me: (GASP) Those voices!
Nico: Iona and Irina Irukanji!
Me: Whoa! You girls are Sea Wasp Gene-slammers!
Iona Irukanji: Yeah we sure are.
Irina Irukanji: (Seductive Voice) We like it too.
Nico: Aww.
Me: You girls always were beautiful too. The Irukanji twins are 2 awesome voluptuous girls. They are like Kurumu.
Lincoln: Awesome. And I bet they smother your faces with their breasts.
Nico: Oh yeah they sure do.
Me: To quote Austin Powers, YEAH BABY!
We laughed!
Nico: Your shirts and bras ripped when you got Gene Slammed.
Iona Irukanji: We know
Lily brought them over and got them out of the net.
Lily: Sorry about that girls. I like Jellyfishing and it's fun.
Irina Irukanji: No worries Lily. But that was an awesome catch.
Iona Irukanji: It sure was.
Nico: By the way, what were you girls doing when you got Gene Slammed?
Me: I was just about to ask that.
Irina Irukanji: We were relaxing on the beach and soaking up some rays and then we got turned into these.
Iona Irukanji: Yeah it was crazy. We felt this dart hit us and then we turned into these.
Nico: Ouch.
Me: Lets revert you back girls.
I put on my blind man glasses.
Me: Just so you know girls this is going to be excruciatingly painful.
Iona Irukanji: We're ready.
Irina Irukanji: We can handle it.
The boys covered their eyes.
Me: Here we go. (SNAPS FINGERS)
I snapped my fingers and they doubled over in excruciating pain as they reverted back!
They screamed in pain.
Iona Irukanji: IT HURTS SO MUCH!
Irina Irukanji: KILL ME! KILL ME!
Me: It'll be over in a few seconds girls!
They reverted back and were girls with aqua blue hair and had blue eyes and had ample breasts.
When it was done they got up and saw themselves and they were back to normal.
Iona Irukanji: We're normal!
Irina Irukanji: We sure are.
But then they ran over to Nico and me and then they jumped onto me and Nico and smothered our faces with their ample breasts.
Irina Irukanji: We are back to normal thanks to you guys!
Iona Irukanji: Yeah we sure are! And we love it!
Nico: (Muffled) Um... I don't think your pants fit you!
They fell off.
Iona Irukanji: Oh well. I like it.
Nicole: Girls get some clothes on before I kill Nico and dad! And that son of a fucking snake there!
She fired a wave of energy and it hit a tree and it exploded and a figure flew out and it was JIRAIYA!
Eli: Jiraiya!
Rarity: Don't worry darlings. We can fix this.
The Fashion brigade gave them awesome clothes. The Irukanji Twins got awesome aqua blue bikinis on and they had beach skirts too.
Iona Irukanji: Awesome!
Irina Irukanji: We look great.
Xenia: You sure do.
Lady Tsunade: (OFFSCREEN) JIR-AI-YA!
We heard really loud thrashing coming from the Leaf.
Nico: Let's get to fighting the Another MOE members while Jiraiya is being pummeled.
Eli: (LAUGHS) That was funny! Where did you send him flying to Nicole?
Nicole: (LAUGHS) Right into the Women's hot springs. Usually Lady Tsunade relaxes this time of day and she beat the living shit out of him really bad when he peeped on her the first time.
Eli: Nice!
We laughed!
Xenia: That was funny!
Me: Better call in Setsuna Tokage, Zoe Lee, Armada Hot Shot and Joan of Arc.
Nico: Yep.
Eli: And the Another Antibug, Copycat, Gorizilla, Dark Cupid and Platinum Princess are all one person and she is one of Lincoln's Guardian Angels.
Lincoln: WHOA!
Me: This will be interesting.
Lola: Yep.
Nico: That is cool.
They were called in.
Zoe Lee: Hey, sis!
Chloe Bourgeois: Hey sis.
Zocks: Hey Zoe.
Zoe Lee: Hey Zocks.
Armada Hot Shot: This will be fun.
Qin: It sure will.
Joan of Arc: We heard what happened to Lori and the girls. Are you all okay?
Lori Loud: Yeah we're literally all right.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Here they come!
We saw Another Antibug, Copycat, Gorizilla, Dark Cupid and Platinum Princess!
Nico: Whoa!
Lola: This is gonna be awesome.
Another Copycat: (In a girls voice) But this is going to be a rough one.
Lincoln: That voice!
She reverted back and it was a girl with blond hair and blue eyes and had the symbol of the Constellar in the middle of her forehead and she had purple clothes and purple star angel wings and had a star sword and had the symbol of the Constellar on her skirt.
Lincoln: (GASP) Celine Constellar!
Celine Constellar: Awesome to see you again Lincoln and my god you grew into an awesome young man.
Lincoln: I know and I haven't seen you since you were 17.
Celine Constellar: I know. Also it's an honor to meet you guys. And I am the gene-slammer of all the Constellar monsters.
Lola: That is amazing!
Qin: Wow! Those are monsters based on the stars and constellations.
Xenia: Yep.
Celine Constellar: That's right.
Me: Yeah.
Celine Constellar: It sure is. Wait have the 5 Loud girls been crying a lot?
Anna Anyanova: It's a crazy story Celine.
She told her everything and she gasped!
Celine Constellar: Oh my god! So Chase Young was responsible for it all!
Eli: He sure was.
Me: But he is dead now. His evil side is. Long story on that.
Eli: Yeah.
Celine Constellar: Good.
Me: By the way is the Another Absorbing Man hostile or friendly?
Celine Constellar: Friendly and she is a really interesting one too.
Me: This will be interesting.
Zoe Lee: I may not have a miraculous. But I can still kick ass!
Hot Shot: As long as I get myself equipped first. SONAR, RUNWAY, JETSTORM, POWER LINK!
They came and formed the Star Saber!
Hot Shot: STAR SABER!
Nico: Ready to do this?
Girl Jordan: First lets separate you from all those Anothers.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and was separated from all 5 of the Anothers!
Me: YEAH!
Celine Constellar: Lets do it!
Joan of Arc: I am Judgement and Heaven is Nigh!
They fired waves of energy and elements and blasted the Anothers and they exploded!
MASSIVE FIERY EXPLOSION!
I caught the Wonder Ride Books.
Me: YEAH!
Nico: Awesome!
Nico: Now all that's left is Another Absorbing Man.
Me: Yep.
Qin: This will be fun.
Marinette: It sure will.
Me: Marinette lets get our gamefaces on.
Marinette: You got it!
Me: Ladies first.
Marinette: So gentlemanly. TIKKI SPOTS ON! HA!
She turned into LADYBUG!
Chloe: POLLIN BUZZ ON!
She turned into QUEEN BEE!
Me: KIBAL LETS HOWL!
(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)
I turned into WOLF MOON 🌙!
Me: (HOWLS)
Zoe Lee: I gotta get me one of those.
Me: We'll think of something for you Zoe.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: It'll be fun.
Chloe: It sure will.
Laney: Here she comes!
We saw a figure and it was ANOTHER ABSORBING MAN!
Me: Whoa!
Absorbing Man: It's like looking at myself in the mirror!
Xenia: It sure does feel like it.
Another Absorbing Man: (In a girls voice) And it's fitting for me too.
Me: (GASP) That voice.
She reverted back and was a girl with blue hair and blue eyes and had purple clothes.
Me: Carlina Creed!? Whoa!
Carlina Creed: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here.
Carlina Creed: I am a superhero called Lady Elementus. I can do this.
She turned into PURE FIRE! Then pure water, Lightning, grass, metal, earth, wind, rock, ice and more!
Eli: WHOA! You have Elemental Absorption, manipulation and formation.
Carlina Creed: That's right. I was hit by the blast of a mutation ray and it gave me these powers.
Qin: WHOA!
Absorbing Man: Wow! That is amazing that you can do that just by thought! I have to get my elemental powers from contact with something.
Carlina Creed: I know.
Me: Carl how did you get your powers if I might ask?
Absorbing Man: Oh Loki gave me this liquid that was laced with this potion and I got these powers as a result.
Me: Very strange.
Kaito: (gets out Abaranger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Zocks: (Gets out Dekaranger gear) Because we can grant it instead.
Kaito got a Tyranno Staff and Zocks got an SPD Blaster.
Carlina Creed: I originally wanted to be cured of this. But after seeing all your adventures and everything you did for the world I changed it to wanting to help you guys.
Me: Well the second part can be easily arranged.
Nico: Yeah you are more than welcome to join us.
Carlina Creed: I would be honored. After you guys help get rid of this Another in me.
Me: That can be done.
Absorbing Man: What can I absorb here?
May: Try this.
She pulled out a titanium rod.
Absorbing Man: Perfect.
He turned into Titanium!
Carlina turned into Another Absorbing Man!
Sougo: (gets out Dino Thunder Ridewatch) Your last name is almost similar to Absorbing Man's.
Geiz: (gets out SPD Ridewatch) Only one letter different.
Sougo got DinoThunderRedArmor while Geiz got SPDRedArmor
Another Absorbing Man: It sure does!
Nico: Sorry we have to do this.
Another Absorbing Man: It's okay.
Nico: You know I've always wanted to try this. (ACTIVATES ABSORBING MAN'S RIDEWATCH)
I gave Nico a block of copper and he touched it and turned into pure copper!
Nico: AWESOME!
Nico formed his hand into a spike ball!
Nico: Nice!
Nico bashed her all over.
Nico: Time for this too! (ACTIVATES PLATINUM PRINCESS'S RIDEWATCH)
He fired waves of energy and blasted her down.
May: Awesome! Now for me! (ACTIVATES TWIST BOMA'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired a wave of energy and smashed her down.
May: Wonder what this one will do. (ACTIVATES SON OF THE CHICKEN FROM OUTER SPACE'S RIDEWATCH)
Then…
POP POP!
She grew two extra heads!
ME: What in the 9 Fucking Levels of Hell!?
May: (SCREAM) I have 2 extra heads!
Me: That ridewatch gives you two extra heads.
May Head 1: (Stupid Laughter)
May head 2: (As a genius) Chasing Phantoms: A Dissertation on Unifying Field Theory and its Effect on Leptons and Quasars. By Maybell.
Me: WHOA!
May: Wow! I have a stupid head and a really smart head.
Nico: That is awesome!
May: It sure is. That one will only be used for humor.
The 2 heads vanished.
May: WHEW!
Maria: (gets out Vapor's Ridewatch) I think I'm gonna know how Puff feels.
She activated it and turned into a Puff-esque girl!
Maria: WHOA! Cool!
Maria fired a chemical blast and it hit Another Absorbing Man and smashed her down.
Qin: WHOA!
Me: Boy that is awesome Maria!
Maria: Thanks. Now for this! (ACTIVATES RED-EYES DARKNESS DRAGON'S RIDEWATCH) INFERNO DARKFIRE!
She fired a massive barrage of fire blasts and they hit Another Absorbing Man and smashed her down!
Aloe: Now lets do it!
Lotus: Lets!
They activated Platinum Princess's Ridewatch and they fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
Me: YEAH!
Baron Mordo and his team came. He had Evil Cut Man, Hot Dog Monster (OC), Zombie Chicken, Resshaki and Yokai (Big Hero 6)
Nico: Nice team Baron Mordo.
Baron Mordo: Thanks Nico.
Me: Whoa! And Resshaki is with you guys! Awesome!
Resshaki: It sure is.
Taro: That is awesome. I think that is cool.
Laney: Same here.
Mad Hot Dog: Also, call me Mad Hot Dog.
Me: I like that.
Eli: He is mad because we're eating hot dogs.
Me: Sorry. You know how much Sonic and Tails and friend love chili dogs.
Maria: Wait I see something in the lake.
We saw a Wishiwashi.
Me: Hey a Wishiwashi.
Nico: Cool!
Wishiwashi: (In a girls voice) I like being a Wishiwashi.
Nico: Ophelia Kirix!? Whoa!
Wishiwashi: Yep. I got this.
She fired a wave of energy and blasted down Another Absorbing Man and she was back to normal and I got the ridewatch and purified it. I brought over Carlina.
Me: Nice!
Ophelia got out and reverted back and she was a girl with blond hair and had an orange one piece swimsuit on.
Ophelia Kirix: Sorry this was all I was in when I got slammed.
Maria: No worries. I think you look awesome.
Ophelia Kirix: Thanks.
Aloe: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Lotus: I was going to say that.
Ophelia Kirix: My favorite is where me and Nico swam down to the bottom of a lake and we found a hidden treasure there. It was full of jewels and everything.
Nico: That was fun.
Qin: Wow!
Xenia: That is cool.
Nico: Yep
Nico and Ophelia hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Ophelia Kirix: Same here.
Nico: Feel better now, girls?
Lori: We sure are. We literally have all of Evil Chase's darkness erased.
Eli: She's right. I sense it. It's all gone.
Nico: Thank goodness.
Xenia: No kidding.
Me: Boy Lincoln's guardian angels are going to be shocked about this.
Eli: They sure are.
Qin: Yeah.
We went back home and rested up.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, Robin, Dark Magician Girl and her Apprentices, Naomi Yumiko, White Walker, Frostwrath, and Algata are heading to Transylvania, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the nine girls here and Ets is going to rescue the three girls here, but we're also going to take down Aleera, Verona, and Marishka, the three brides of Dracula from Van Helsing and have them sent to The Masters of Evil.
Lincoln: Wow, we're here in Transylvania, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the nine girls here and Ets is going to rescue the three girls here, but we're also going to take down Aleera, Verona, and Marishka, the three brides of Dracula from Van Helsing and have them sent to The Masters of Evil.
Robin: That's not going to be an easy task though, Lincoln. You did turn Dracula into your snack last year in Colorado.
Me: Yeah, and the one we all battled against long ago met his end when he was burned alive by The Sun.
Lincoln: That's true, however this needs to be done, I'm not going to let Aleera, Verona, and Marishka continue to cause havoc in Transylvania.
Elizabeth Lioncourt: Exactly, Lincoln, and they should also be lucky we're not going to kill them, or even worse, let you drain them dry of blood or absorb them via physical contact.
Lincoln: Like I've done to many evil vampires, werewolves, and evil supervillains. Don't worry, we'll just settle with beating those vampires down, but there's no doubt they'll turn into their bat forms if they try to take flight.
Nico: But, we have to be ready for anything those vampire brides pull.
Suddenly, we saw two girls appear before us: the first is a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long blood red hair and blood red headband, red eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful blood red angel wings, she's dressed in a blood red short-sleeved blouse, sleeveless blue top, necklace with pearls and blood red gem for the pendant, long ankle-length white skirt, white bridal gloves, blood red knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with blood, vultures, venomous snakes, dogs, boars, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Ares, and holstered on her back is a massive Ares-themed greatsword with embedded blood red gems and Ares etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged blood red blade, large blood red dog heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces embedded on both sides of the hilt with blood red gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large white angel heads and large blood red gem on the bottom of the large white angel heads for the pommel.
And the other girl is a a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long midnight black hair and purple headband, hot pink eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful midnight black angel wings, she's dressed in a black short-sleeved blouse, sleeveless purple top, necklace with pearls and blood red gem for the pendant, long ankle-length frilly midnight black skirt with jewels around the waist, white bridal gloves, gothic lace stockings, midnight black knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with ghosts, vampires, werewolves, witches, skeletons, Succubi, pumpkins, mummies, ghouls and angels on the coattails and on the back are The Ghostrick Monsters, and holstered on her back is a massive Ghostrick-themed greatsword with embedded pink gems and the Ghostrick Monsters etched on the 7'4" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large black wolf heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces embedded on both sides of the hilt with blood red gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large white angel heads and large blood red gem on the bottom of the large white angel heads for the pommel.
Selene Arcangela: (Gasps) The vulture, venomous snakes, dogs, and boars motif on the sleeveless trenchcoat, you're one of the daughters of the Olympian Gods and Goddesses.
Blood Red-Haired Girl: That's right.
Midnight Black-Haired Girl: And we got the twelve girls away from Aleera, Verona, and Marishka, but they're heading here now, and they're in their bat forms.
Lincoln: (Gasps) Those voices, Anna Ares, Daughter of Ares, Greek God of War, and Raven Ghostrick, Gene-Slammer of The Ghostrick Monsters and The Goddess of The Ghostrick, I knew it was you two.
Suddenly, we heard screeching and we saw three winged figures heading right for us: it was Aleera, Verona, and Marishka, The Brides of Dracula.
Sylvester: Looks like we got ourselves three evil vampire brides to take down.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: Yep, and if they want a fight, we'll give them one. Let's show them what happens when they mess with us.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Magical Elemental Fairy Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Fairy Wolf Justice and Divine Elemental Fairy Magic Mysticon Wolf Hope and he had his Lupus' Celestial Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice and Eye of Lupus orb ready, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Robin and his team, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nico, Nicole, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Aleera, Verona, and Marishka, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Aleera: Come, our children of the night, destroy them!
Aleera summoned vampires to attack us, but Lincoln moved with such superhuman speed he dodged the vampires but not before tying them all together before they had time to react, and then, he dug his finger into one of the vampires' skull, and he was absorbed into Lincoln's body as the vampire's body was broken down by Lincoln's acidic cells, and this caused a chain reaction as he also absorbed the rest of the vampires into his body. Then, he fired three rainbow energy blasts which hit Aleera, Verona, and Marishka and sent them flying into The Masters of Evil's HQ and they were put in three separate coffins. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: That takes care of Aleera, Verona, and Marishka, now Transylvania won't have to deal with them running loose.
Nico: If Vypra finds out, she'll make those three vampires regret it.
Lincoln: You got that right. (To Anna Ares and Raven Ghostrick) And it's so good to see you again, Anna Ares and Raven Ghostrick.
Raven Ghostrick: You too, Linky, it's been such a long time.
Lincoln went up to Anna Ares and Raven Ghostrick and he hugged them, and Anna Ares and Raven Ghostrick are very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms and short stubble on his jawline, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you three since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Anna Ares: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms and short stubble on your jawline and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot in height and become a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago. Plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Nico: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and he's become truly immortal.
Me: And Lincoln, you know these two girls?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., the first girl is Anna Ares, Daughter of Ares, Greek God of War, she's my Guardian Angel from Greece mainly the legendary Mount Olympus, and like her father, she's a Goddess of War and a true warrior when it comes to battle, and she has all her father's powers, along with having blood red angel wings and a massive greatsword that she always carries with her, she's immortal, and she's also extremely beautiful and sexy. When she and I met, there was indeed quite the attraction that turned into true love and she swore to protect me from those who sought to do him harm, and her targets were none other than Flip, Lewis Travolta, Scoots, Hawk, Hank, Pablo, Anderson, Chandler, Artie, Trent, and Killjoy Huggins, me enemies, and she also swore to protect me from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan.
Selene Emperyous: She's really good friends with Luna, and Anna and Lincoln helped Luna out with her music and Anna really knows how to play rock and roll and she's quite a natural when it comes to rocking out on an electric guitar.
Luna: She really shredded on that electric guitar, and she really rocked the house.
Selene Emperyous: And Anna also really helped in teaching Lincoln everything she knows about war and even coming up with some amazing strategies in battle, and she and Lincoln also trained hard together in their gym, and she helped him greatly in his transformation. Lincoln made Anna a beautiful necklace with blood red gem for the pendant, along with a blood red short-sleeved blouse, blood red sleeveless top, long ankle-length white dress skirt, and white bridal gloves, and to show thanks, Anna kissed Lincoln on the lips as a massive flames raged behind them, and it was truly beautiful, and she hates Lynn with a bloody passion, because Lynn absolutely hated Anna for always defending Lincoln whenever she, along with Lori, Lola, Lisa, Luan, along with the rest of Lincoln's enemies plotted to kill him.
Michelle Emperyous: And Selene Arcangela told Anna everything about what that overly aggressive belching, farting, rude, smelly animal has done to him and trying to kill him, and one time when Anna and Lincoln were training with their massive greatswords, Lynn had shown up running on all fours like the animal that she is and she was out to kill Lincoln yet again along with Anna, that was until Lincoln let loose the beast inside him and he viciously attacked that animal with a dangerous ferocity, and he and Anna blasted them with blood red energy blasts and they also pounced on and kicked the tar out of her, and Lincoln fired red energy waves from his massive white angel wings and tied her up in a red energy straitjacket, and when he alerted the rest of his family of what Lynn tried to do to him and Anna, they were really furious, and then, Lincoln and Anna dragged Lynn back to The Loud House where she got grounded for twelve weeks and Anna had the pleasure of throwing Lynn in a metal container. Lynn roared in rage and pounded on the door again trying to get out, but Anna warned her if she ever came after Lincoln again, she would kill her and she even said that Lynn lacked the courage and skills of a true warrior, that she was nothing more than an animal who enjoys going on a violent rampage and brutally beating everyone around her to a bloody pulp including her little brother, her own family, and friends. Then, Anna gave Lynn the finger through the finger, and that made Lynn roar in anger again and beat her chest like a gorilla thus proving Anna's point that she lacked the skills and courage of a true warrior, that she was nothing more than a violent rampaging animal.
Nico: Just like what we were told yesterday about her.
Ursula Truaigheaingeal: (Scottish Accent) That's right. And the second girl is someone we've been wanting to introduce you all to for a long time.
Lincoln: That's right, Ursula, the second girl is Raven Ghostrick, Gene-Slammer of The Ghostrick Duel Monsters, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and a powerful Goth Girl and a powerful master of darkness, dark magic, The Occult, and mythical monsters of legend, and she's known as The Goddess of The Ghostrick, because long ago, she Gene-Slammed herself into The Ghostrick Monsters so that she can assist the Ghostrick Gene-Slammers in everything along with protecting me.
Brittney: Hey, now I remember her all too well, and The Goddess of The Ghostrick is also on the very same level of power as me when it comes to mastery over all darkness.
Lincoln: Yep, but for those who hadn't heard about her, she also has a dark secret. Her parents when they were young dabbled in The Occult, but their innocent dabbling led to a very dangerous obsession with black magic which followed them to adulthood, and it burst forth into trying to use their powers in dark magic to hurt The Louds, specifically me.
Nico: Wait, what?!
Me: It's true, Nico. See, seven years ago, they tried to cast a dark spell to bring sickness, misfortune, and death to Lincoln, and this brought it to the attention of Raven Ghostrick, and when she had found out about what her parents tried to do thanks to Lucy, and she gathered the rest of The Ghostrick Gene-Slammers and they rushed down into the basement of her house to stop them before the spell was cast. She and the others got there just in time to see her mom bring out a cat, and her dad got out a knife to stab the cat.
Raven Ghostrick: In order for the spell to work, this required an animal sacrifice. So, I used my dark powers to stop the ritual and send the cat to safety, and this dark act of trying to kill Lincoln with a dark spell they found truly angered me. I was so enraged my parents tried to do this that I did the one thing that I knew would keep Lincoln safe from my black magic-using evil parents: I used my own dark power known as The Ghostrick Darkness Vengeance Curse, and I had fired blasts of pure darkness at them which pulled their souls out of their bodies and I threw them into a portal that led to The Ghostrick Museum, and I had the souls of her parents put into paintings and imprisoned inside for all eternity, and the curse caused my parents to be turned into desiccated corpses drained of life because I ripped out their souls. Then, I told Lincoln of what my parents tried to do to him, and he ran up to me and hugged me tightly and I hugged him back as I began to cry.
Lincoln: I knew her parents tried to kill me with a dark spell to bring sickness, misfortune, and death to him, but I felt empathy and sadness for her, they were her parents and that fact is what hurt her the most. But, she recovered from her sadness and she knew she had to do what was right to protect me from her black magic-using parents. I made Raven a beautiful necklace with pearls and a blood red gem pendant, and to show thanks, we kissed underneath the full moon. She's good friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club, and she hates Flip with a burning passion for obvious reasons, but she also hates all dark witches who want to use black magic to hurt innocent people and all for their sick amusement.
Nico: Whoa, now that's really dark. I can't believe Raven's own parents tried to kill Lincoln and all for their own sick amusement.
Ursula Truaigheaingeal: (Scottish Accent) Aye, it's true. Raven could never forgive her parents for this act: they messed with The Occult when they were young not knowing the dangers of it, and they had developed an obsession that led them down to trying to orchestrate Lincoln's demise.
Tiana Masina: (Scottish Accent) Her parents caused this because of their dabbling with black magic, and there's always deadly consequences when it came to it.
Lincoln: That's right, Tiana, and look at what happened: they tried to kill me and their betrayal badly hurt their daughter deeply and broke her heart. If her parents dare to escape, I'll show them what happens when they dare to mess with a true master of magic and that we're now immune to all magic. And now that you and Anna are here, Raven.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Anna Ares in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Then, Lincoln went up to and hugged Raven Ghostrick in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Anna Ares: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, two Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Anna Ares and Raven Ghostrick with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with three Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on their necks.
Raven Ghostrick: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Raven Ghostrick and Anna Ares.
Raven Ghostrick and Anna Ares had a smile on their faces and tears in their eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around them, and he leaned down to each of their faces and he kissed each of them passionately on the lips, and the girls also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the twelve girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, he immediately recognized them. The nine girls Lincoln set out to rescue are Aka Oriba, Anju Chitose, Kaguya Hiiragi, Kousuke Narumi, Minako Narusawa, Mutsumi Harusaki, Rin Mitohara, Runa Narumi, and Yuuyu Yaotome from Acchi Muite Koi and the three girls Ets set out to rescue are Jellorina Coolblue, Revy Yellowcrush, and Amy Bubblegumge.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Aka Oriba, Anju Chitose, Kaguya Hiiragi, Kousuke Narumi, Minako Narusawa, Mutsumi Harusaki, Rin Mitohara, Runa Narumi, and Yuuyu Yaotome from Acchi Muite Koi.
Ets: And Jellorina Coolblue, Revy Yellowcrush, and Amy Bubblegumge.
Suddenly, Jellorina Coolblue, Revy Yellowcrush, and Amy Bubblegumge pounced on Ets, and they kiss him all over as thanks for saving them from Aleera, Verona, and Marishka.
Lincoln: I knew that was coming. Are you girls okay?
Aka Oriba: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Aka Oriba and the other eight girls saw who it was that saved them from Aleera, Verona, and Marishka, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscrossing straps and large gold circular chest plate with phoenix on it, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura around him.
Aka Oriba: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Lincoln made eight clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Aka Oriba: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, nine Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Aka Oriba, Anju Chitose, Kaguya Hiiragi, Kousuke Narumi, Minako Narusawa, Mutsumi Harusaki, Rin Mitohara, Runa Narumi, and Yuuyu Yaotome with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team were shocked to find out the villains we went after went after were Aleera, Verona, and Marishka, the Brides of Dracula from Van Helsing.
But, when Lincoln showed what we all did in beating those three vampire brides down, and Lincoln using the Pillar Men's absorption by absorbing the vampires Aleera summoned and then firing three rainbow energy blasts that sent those three vampires to The Masters of Evil's HQ, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him all over, and they had steam whistling out their ears. Lincoln, Anna Ares, and Raven Ghostrick have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back in town.
Maria: So, now we have Aleera, Verona, and Marishka recruited into The Masters of Evil, they better behave themselves.
Lincoln: Vypra will definitely make sure of that, and if they don't, there's going to be some deadly consequences.
Me: Yeah, either getting attacked by The Elemental HEROS of Darkness and the other vampires in Lincoln's harem or Lincoln himself.
Nico: If that happens, they'll either get stakes driven in their hearts or Lincoln will drain them dry of blood and absorb them into his body. But, yeah, Vypra will make sure those three vampires behave themselves.
After taking down Aleera, Verona, and Marishka and sending them to The Masters of Evil, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Anna Ares and Raven Ghostrick saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Anna Ares: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 17-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the body that all bodybuilders could only dream of.
Raven Ghostrick: If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Anna Ares: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Anna Ares: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Nico: Yep. So, Anna, what's the story on how you took down Lynn?
Anna Ares: I was hoping you were going to ask that, Nico.
Anna Ares pulled up a video and it played on the screen, and it showed Anna and Lincoln training with massive greatswords out in an open field in their gym, and they were really training hard.
Past Anna Ares: You've really been training hard with your sword techniques, Lincoln.
Past Lincoln: I've had a lot of practice, Anna.
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP!
Past Anna Ares: What the hell was that?! (Sniffs) Ugh, and why does it smell like chum and limburger cheese along with rancid feet and B.O.?!
Past Lincoln: Oh no! Dang it, Lynn!
Past Anna Ares: That wild animal's at it yet again?!
Suddenly, they saw something heading for them on all fours: it was Lynn, and she was in Full Beast Mode, and she was out for blood.
Past Lynn: (ROARS LIKE AN ANIMAL)
Past Lincoln: Every single time whenever I wanted to enjoy my day and be with my Guardian Angels, every time, you show up to ruin it, Lynn! That's it, I've had it up to hear with you!
Suddenly, Lincoln's heart was pounding and his deep sapphire blue eyes turned blood red, and his fangs grew longer and his claws grew sharper. But, then, Lincoln's upper and lower body muscles suddenly grew much bigger as he let his rage loose.
Past Lincoln: I WILL NOT LET YOU LAY ONE FILTHY HAND ON MY GUARDIAN ANGELS, YOU FILTHY ANIMAL! (WOLF ROAR)
Nico: Oh...Shit!
Me: Lynn was so dead meat on a stick that day!
Lincoln let the beast out in him and Lynn charged at Lincoln, but Lincoln grabbed her by the collar of her jersey and lifted Lynn up off the ground with such superhuman strength and he threw her into a tree, and he attacked her with a dangerous ferocity, and he and Anna blasted her with and she got covered in fruit juice and they also pounced on and kicked the tar out of that old goat, and they also pounced on and kicked the tar out of that animal and Lincoln fired red energy waves from his massive white angel wings and tied with blood red energy blasts and they also pounced on and kicked the tar out of her, and Lincoln fired red energy waves from his massive white angel wings and tied her up in a red energy straitjacket, and when he alerted the rest of his family of what Lynn tried to do to him and Anna, they were really furious, and then, Lincoln and Anna dragged Lynn back to The Loud House where she got grounded for twelve weeks and Anna had the pleasure of throwing Lynn in a metal container.
Past Lynn: (ROARS IN RAGE AND POUNDED ON THE DOOR TRYING TO GET OUT)
Past Anna Ares: I'm only going to say this once, if you ever come after Lincoln again or if I see so much as one knife wound or bruise on his body, I will come after you and I will kill you. I don't know why you always do this, Lynn, you were supposed to be his protector, but instead, you became his tormentor and bully, and don't think I don't know about every single stupid stunt you've pulled out of your butt.
This was making Lynn really angry. But, what Anna said next really drove Lynn mad with animalistic rage.
Past Anna Ares: You claim to be Number One, but in reality, you're not. You lack the courage and the skills of a true warrior and a true athlete. You're nothing more than a wild animal who enjoys going on a violent rampage brutally beating everyone around you to a bloody pulp including your little brother, your own family, and friends.
Then, Anna gave Lynn the finger through the finger, and that made Lynn roar in anger again and beat her chest like a gorilla proving Anna's point that she lacked the skills and courage of a true warrior, that she was nothing more than a violent wild animal as the video ends.
Nico: Damn, now that really stung!
Lincoln: Anna knew it would hurt Lynn, but she had to make her point across: but with Lynn, it went from one ear and out the other.
Luna: She was always so hard-headed and stubborn, she refused to let up on trying to kill you, bro.
Lori: But, Anna warned her numerous times: if she puts one foot out of line and goes after Lincoln yet again, she was done for.
Me: And there'd be one less sister in The Loud House.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Lyrilusc - Assembled Nightingale, Lyrilusc - Beryl Canary, Lyrilusc - Celestine Wagtail, Lyrilusc - Cobalt Sparrow, Lyrilusc - Ensemblue Robin, Lyrilusc - Independent Nightingale, Lyrilusc - Promenade Thrush, Lyrilusc - Recital Starling, Lyrilusc - Sapphire Swallow, and Lyrilusc - Turquoise Warbler are heading to Dolphin Shoals.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Lyrilusc - Assembled Nightingale, Lyrilusc - Beryl Canary, Lyrilusc - Celestine Wagtail, Lyrilusc - Cobalt Sparrow, Lyrilusc - Ensemblue Robin, Lyrilusc - Independent Nightingale, Lyrilusc - Promenade Thrush, Lyrilusc - Recital Starling, Lyrilusc - Sapphire Swallow, and Lyrilusc - Turquoise Warbler are dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Lyrilusc - Assembled Nightingale, Lyrilusc - Beryl Canary, Lyrilusc - Celestine Wagtail, Lyrilusc - Cobalt Sparrow, Lyrilusc - Ensemblue Robin, Lyrilusc - Independent Nightingale, Lyrilusc - Promenade Thrush, Lyrilusc - Recital Starling, Lyrilusc - Sapphire Swallow, and Lyrilusc - Turquoise Warbler had feelings for Lincoln and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of thugs Icky Vicky hired to kill them, Lincoln killed them all and sucked out their blood and life energy, which made her go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at that she-demon and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of those buttfaces, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that fire-breathing dragon have sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Lyrilusc - Assembled Nightingale: Wow, so this is Dolphin Shoals, it sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Lyrilusc - Assembled Nightingale, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Lyrilusc - Assembled Nightingale, Lyrilusc - Beryl Canary, Lyrilusc - Celestine Wagtail, Lyrilusc - Cobalt Sparrow, Lyrilusc - Ensemblue Robin, Lyrilusc - Independent Nightingale , Lyrilusc - Promenade Thrush, Lyrilusc - Recital Starling, Lyrilusc - Sapphire Swallow, and Lyrilusc - Turquoise Warbler dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, then they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Lyrilusc - Assembled Nightingale, Lyrilusc - Beryl Canary, Lyrilusc - Celestine Wagtail, Lyrilusc - Cobalt Sparrow, Lyrilusc - Ensemblue Robin, Lyrilusc - Independent Nightingale, Lyrilusc - Promenade Thrush, Lyrilusc - Recital Starling, Lyrilusc - Sapphire Swallow, and Lyrilusc - Turquoise Warbler got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, but then, they saw hulking muscle-bound thugs hired by Icky Vicky coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he'd sucked out their muscle mass and strength and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he sent them to The Black Gates forever.
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Lyrilusc - Assembled Nightingale, Lyrilusc - Beryl Canary, Lyrilusc - Celestine Wagtail, Lyrilusc - Cobalt Sparrow, Lyrilusc - Ensemblue Robin, Lyrilusc - Independent Nightingale, Lyrilusc - Promenade Thrush, Lyrilusc - Recital Starling, Lyrilusc - Sapphire Swallow, and Lyrilusc - Turquoise Warbler, and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Lyrilusc - Assembled Nightingale, Lyrilusc - Beryl Canary, Lyrilusc - Celestine Wagtail, Lyrilusc - Cobalt Sparrow, Lyrilusc - Ensemblue Robin, Lyrilusc - Independent Nightingale, Lyrilusc - Promenade Thrush, Lyrilusc - Recital Starling, Lyrilusc - Sapphire Swallow, and Lyrilusc - Turquoise Warbler placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive muscular body, and eight-pack abs.
Nico: Whoa, looks like someone really had an awesome time at Dolphin Shoals, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!
Suddenly, ten Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Lyrilusc - Assembled Nightingale, Lyrilusc - Beryl Canary, Lyrilusc - Celestine Wagtail, Lyrilusc - Cobalt Sparrow, Lyrilusc - Ensemblue Robin, Lyrilusc - Independent Nightingale, Lyrilusc - Promenade Thrush, Lyrilusc - Recital Starling, Lyrilusc - Sapphire Swallow, and Lyrilusc - Turquoise Warbler with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Lyrilusc - Assembled Nightingale, Lyrilusc - Beryl Canary, Lyrilusc - Celestine Wagtail, Lyrilusc - Cobalt Sparrow, Lyrilusc - Ensemblue Robin, Lyrilusc - Independent Nightingale, Lyrilusc - Promenade Thrush, Lyrilusc - Recital Starling, Lyrilusc - Sapphire Swallow, and Lyrilusc - Turquoise Warbler are now in your harem.
Laney: It's gonna be so awesome having The Lyrilusc Duel Monsters as our new stepsisters.
Jenna: And Icky Vicky has some nerve trying to kill them, that kid-hating rage-crazy she-demon is just making things much worse for herself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that she demon was nothing but fucking trouble, but just like Flip and the other jerks, she's just making things worse for herself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Lyrilusc - Assembled Nightingale, Lyrilusc - Beryl Canary, Lyrilusc - Celestine Wagtail, Lyrilusc - Cobalt Sparrow, Lyrilusc - Ensemblue Robin, Lyrilusc - Independent Nightingale, Lyrilusc - Promenade Thrush, Lyrilusc - Recital Starling, Lyrilusc - Sapphire Swallow, and Lyrilusc - Turquoise Warbler, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs she sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass and strength and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and she should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Icky Vicky scream and roar with extreme hatred and rage, and now, the bubble butt monster has officially lost her mind.
Maria: (Flips Icky Vicky the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, bitch!
Nico: Even after we've kicked her miserable hide, that fire-breathing she-dragon still refuse to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Flip, Lewis Travolta, Amy, Pablo, Anderson, Billy McLean, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
Later in the simulator it was time for another Super Mario Galaxy adventure.
Nico: Lola, you, Lexx, and Lea are with me this time:
Lola: Where are we going this time?
Nico: To the Good Egg Galaxy again and we're going to battle King Kaliente.
Nicole: Ooh that one is hot!
Lea: It sure is!
Nico: Yep.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: Lets head in.
They went into the simulator.
Nicole got it ready and activated it and they were at Good Egg Galaxy.
Nico: Here we are! Good Egg Galaxy round 2.
Lola: Awesome!
Lexx: Yeah!
Nico: Let's get a move on.
Me: (On the radio) J.D. to Nico you are clear for launch.
Nico: Copy that!
They then got ready and then…
ZOOM!
They launched themselves.
Nico: YEAH!
Lola: WEEEEEEEE!
Lea: So fun!
They landed next to a pool of lava!
Nico: Hot, ain't it?
Lea: I like it.
Lexx: Me too.
But then the lava started bubbling. Then a figure came out and it was a lava octopus creature! It was KING KALIENTE!
King Kaliente is fought as a boss in the Good Egg Galaxy and Bowser Jr.'s Lava Reactor. He resides in lava and has a crown, a pair of blue eyes and a white moustache. King Kaliente uses fireballs as his primary choice of attack. He can also shoot coconuts, summon bouncing blue Lava Bubbles, and release meteors from the sky. King Kaliente must be damaged by his deflected coconuts. Three direct hits instantly defeats King Kaliente.
King Kaliente returns in the sequel Super Mario Galaxy 2 as a boss along with other bosses from the previous game. He is the second boss encountered and fought in Boss Blitz Galaxy.
Nico: WHOA! King Kaliente!
Lola: This is gonna be hot!
Nico: Yep.
Nicole: (On the radio) He's going to throw fruit at you so hit that him with those 3 times.
Nico: (gets out Absorbing Man and Girder's Ridewatches) Lea, how about you and I start things off?
Lea: You got it!
Nico activated the ridewatches and he turned into pure fire and Lea and Nico fired waves of fire and blasted him all over.
Lola: YEAH! Try this!
Lola and Lexx fired waves of fire and blasted him all over!
He threw a coconut at Nico and Nico then kicked it and bashed him in the head!
BLANG!
Patrick: DAHAHAHA! THAT GUY GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A COCONUT!
Nicole: Nice one! 2 more times! Watch out for the fireballs guys.
Kaliente shot out 3 fireballs.
Nico fired fireballs and blasted them back with them and smashed him all over.
He threw another coconut and Lea kicked it and bashed him a 2nd time!
Nico: Take that!
King Kaliente got very angry after his crown falls and sinks into the lava, and unleashes a big roar of wind, blowing the lava around and sprouting small Lava Bubbles.
Me: WHOA! Now he is mad!
Qin: Uh oh!
Me: Look!
We saw a Ribombee appear!
Me: A Ribombee.
Nico: Hey a Ribombee!
Lola: Awesome!
Ribombee: (In a girls voice) Take this you hot slab of calamari!
She fired a blast of energy and smashed Kaliente down.
Nico: WHOA! Heidi Reynolds!
Ribombee: Awesome to see you
Lola: Me and Lexx will do it!
Lexx: YEAH!
Then Kaliente threw a coconut and then Lexx and Lola kicked it and bashed him on the head and knocked out!
Me: BULLSEYE!
Qin: Take that!
Xenia: Oh yeah!
Camie: YEAH!
Nico: YEAH!
Heidi Reynolds reverted back and she was a girl with blond hair, blue eyes and had yellow clothes and yellow butterfly wings!
Heidi Reynolds: That was so awesome!
They high five!
A Power Star appeared.
Nico: A Power Star!
Lola: I got it.
She and Lexx caught it!
YOU GOT A STAR!
Lola and Lexx: YAHOO!
Heidi Reynolds: YEAH!
Nico: AWESOME!
Lea: That was so fun! Heidi what is your favorite memory of Nico?
Heidi Reynolds: When me and Nico both won the Friends of Cuteness pageant. Years ago we were the both so cute together.
Lola: I didn't know about that Nico.
Nico: (LAUGHS) (Blushes) I was only six back then. But yeah we were both cuties.
Qin: I remember that pageant. It was awesome.
Me: That is awesome.
May: Aww. So adorable.
Maria: Yeah.
Nico and Heidi hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Heidi Reynolds: Me too Nico. Me too.
Later the Mascots were in the kitchen.
Rarity came in to the kitchen and saw the mascots making something in the oven.
Rarity: What are you making, darlings?
Poromon: Cookies for all of us.
Rarity: Oh that sounds delightful darlings.
Poliwag: Thanks Rarity.
Manaphy: It will be awesome too.
Horsea: Yep.
Later Poromon and the mascots came with their cookies.
Poromon: We made cookies for you guys.
Nico: Ooh those look great guys.
Sweetie Belle: (deadpans) They have beer in them, don't they?
Poromon: EW! No way. These are Buffalo Chicken cookies.
Billy: Buffalo Chicken! (DROOLS)
Me: I'll try one.
I went and tried one and I took a bite and man was it good!
Me: MMM! Really delicious! Ooh spicy and tasty!
Nico tried one and it was good.
Nico: MMM! Delicious!
We all tried them and man it was awesome!
Cybertron Crumplezone: These are delicious!
Poromon: Thanks guys! Glad you like them.
Rainbow Dash: MMM! They sure are awesome!
Nico: (LAUGHS) Billy was drooling over them too.
Lola: (LAUGHS) He did say he likes Buffalo Chicken cookies.
Nico: That is awesome that you guys made these.
Poromon: It was Billy who gave us this idea.
Billy: I thought it was a good one.
Camie: But they are great.
?: Boy do those cookies smell great!
We saw a Lycanroc!
Me: Cool a Lycanroc!
Nico: Awesome!
Lycanroc: (In a girls voice) (British Accent) Those are delicious from the way they smell.
Nico: Emily Lupin! Whoa!
Hermione: (British Accent) Are you related to…
Lycanroc: I sure am. Professor Remus Lupin is my father.
Nico: That is amazing.
She reverted back and she was a girl that had blue hair and had blue fur and a blue crescent moon in the middle of her forehead and she had blue glowing slit eyes and had blue wolf ears on her head and she had blue clothes with the Ravenclaw House emblem on her skirt and she had a blue tail and had blue claws and had blue angel wings.
Emily Lupin: But it's great to see you again Nico.
Nico: Same here.
Me: So you're a werewolf yourself?
Emily Lupin: I sure am.
Freeway: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Emily Lupin: When me and Nico found a meat smuggling operation and we destroyed them. And of course I ended up eating all the meat.
Nico: After I cooked it for her.
Qin: Boy that is crazy. What would all those criminals want with all that meat?
Me: Black Market money. Who knows.
Nico: Yeah.
Nico and Emily hugged.
Nico: I've really missed you.
Emily Lupin: Me too Nico. Me too.
Apple White and the girls of Ever After High and the Dragon Knight Riders came.
Freon: (to Apple White and Kit) I want to thank you two and your teams for coming
Kit: It's our pleasure. It'll be awesome helping you guys.
Apple White: Yeah this will be so fun.
Raven Queen: It sure will.
Len: Boy this is amazing that you guys live up here. And you weren't kidding about the view of the planet.
Kase: I told you guys that it was awesome.
Me: Yep.
Then the Previous Group came.
Eris: Can me, Stinky Butt, Anti-Wanda, Cavalier, Mammoth, Raven Branwen, Condiment King, 2016 Morbucks, Professor XXXL and Artie Ziff go with you guys?
Nico: You sure can and this will be fun.
Xenia: Yep.
Fisticuffs: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Toxapex and Mudsdale.
Qin: Nice!
Lola: Yeah!
Xenia: This will be good.
Qin: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire eyes and rainbow iris of his Third Eye glowed, and he had a vision and he saw who it was that we were going to confront: it was Miss Harridan, the main antagonist of the 2003 comedy film Daddy Day Care and former headmistress of the Chapman Academy, and she's here for revenge on Charlie Hinton. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Nico: Lincoln, what's wrong?
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got trouble. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to face today: it was Miss Harridan, the main antagonist of the 2003 comedy film Daddy Day Care and former headmistress of the Chapman Academy, and she's here for revenge on Charlie Hinton.
Me: That former headmistress who ran that academy like a military school's back?! Looks like we need to teach that manipulative, aristocratic, sabotaging loser a lesson again.
Nico: Yeah, she failed in trying to ruin Daddy Day Care, and she refuses to learn her lesson. Looks like she's heading right for prison.
Lincoln: You got that right.
Nico: First we'll watch the movie and then we'll get ready.
Xenia: All right then.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was none other than Amok Mon-Ra, a very powerful and ancient demonic being said to be malevolence incarnate and therefore completely unreasonable, and another of Aladdin's enemies, and he's back for revenge on Aladdin. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is something you're not going to like, Aladdin: the dark energy signal and the figure we sensed belongs to Amok Mon-Ra, a very powerful and an ancient demonic being said to be malevolence incarnate and therefore completely unreasonable, and another of your enemies, and he's back for revenge on you.
Aladdin: Oh man, not him.
Iago: That foul-tempered demon's at it again?! That's it, someone needs to send him packing straight to Oblivion!
Hana Beautyflower: (French Accent) That'll be left to me and Lincoln.
Lincoln: Since we're dealing with someone who's said to be Malevolence Incarnate, there's no doubt he has tons of negative energy in him since ancient times, and like what you did with HIM, J.D., I'm going to suck out and absorb every last bit of negative energy along with his powers.
Me: Yeah, now you're talking.
Nico: He'll regret ever coming back again for revenge. Alright, gang, let's go, since Miss Harridan refused to learn her lesson the first time, it looks like we've got no choice but to take her down.
Lincoln: And send her straight to prison for good, and once we get done taking down Miss. Harridan, you're next, Amok Mon-Ra.
Hana Beautyflower: (French Accent) There shall be no mercy for you, Amok Mon-Ra, your days of causing havoc shall soon be brought to an end once and for all.
Nico: Yeah. First lets watch the movie.
Maria: I'll get the popcorn.
We got to watching the movie and it was REALLY FUNNY!
Charlie Hinton is a market executive at a local food company. He and his wife Kim had just enrolled their son Ben into Chapman Academy, an over academic preschool held by the haughty Gwyneth Harridan. However, on the day they enrolled him, Charlie and his best friend, Phil Ryerson, find themselves (along with 300 others) fired when their boss, CEO Jim Fields, shuts down the company's entire health division due to children disliking new, healthy breakfast cereals made from vegetables. Charlie then breaks the news to Kim and Ben at dinner who tell him to get a new job.
While Kim supports the family by returning to work as a lawyer, Charlie, after six weeks of job hunting and finding nothing, is forced by the bank to take Ben out of Chapman. Unable to find a satisfactory alternative (one place was in a trailer park with a sickly woman, one had a place keeping the kids in the basement, and the last place was surrounded by police), Charlie opens a daycare center in his home with the help of Phil, calling it "Daddy Day Care". Although local parents are suspicious of men working with kids, a few choose their service as it's more affordable and child-based.
Charlie and Phil open with a few children, struggling at first with chaos, and some personal issues. Angered at the competition while losing children to them, Harridan attempts to shut them down, notifying child services of the new daycare. Charlie and Phil find themselves rectifying problems pointed out by Dan Kubitz, a director of child services, to ensure their daycare is suitable for children, including hiring their former colleague Marvin as an additional care provider. In time, they slowly begin to enjoy running Daddy Day Care, which grows in popularity, and bonding with the kids, with Charlie delighted to see Ben enjoying himself, and having a good time.
When Kubitz points out the house cannot accommodate the number of children they have, he suggests that they remove two kids or find a permanent facility somewhere in town. Not wanting to remove any of the children, Charlie chooses the latter option. Marvin quickly mentions he knows of a building with potential, but they cannot afford it. They decide to hold a fundraising children's festival called "Rock for Daddy Day Care" to raise the necessary capital. However, Harridan learns of the event and sabotages it with help from her hesitant assistant Jennifer by deflating the bounce house, releasing the animals from the petting zoo, replacing the face paint with glue, putting cockroaches in the food, letting the goats eat the pies, and bribing the groundskeeper of the park to let the sprinklers run for two hours, soaking everyone and making everyone leave the festival. As a result, Charlie and Phil do not have the money to pay for the building.
At the same time, Jim offers Charlie and Phil their old jobs back at double their salaries, letting them run the whole health division, having decided to rehire him after acting on an earlier idea of his (which he had sarcastically given). Harridan also offers to take in their children for a more affordable price if Daddy Day Care should shut down. Charlie and Phil reluctantly accept the offer, leaving Marvin heartbroken and refusing to join them. Ben is also disappointed when Charlie tells him he has to go back to Chapman tomorrow. The next day, at the marketing meeting, Charlie questions his decision after he realizes the impact Daddy Day Care has had on Ben and the other children. Deciding that Ben is the most important thing to him, he quits. Convincing Phil to quit with him and re-open Daddy Day Care, and informing Marvin of their plans, Charlie confronts Harridan during a student orientation and reveals to the parents in attendance how little she cares about their children. After mentioning how much Daddy Day Care changed and helped the children, Charlie declares that Daddy Day Care is reopened and convinces the parents to go back there, forcing Chapman to go out of business for good.
Six months later, the daycare manages to buy the building it needs to expand and prospers, with Charlie and Phil now successful, Jennifer now working for the center, and Marvin entering a relationship with one of the children's mothers. With Chapman no more, Harridan is forced to work as a crossing guard.
When it was done we were laughing hysterically!
Qin: (LAUGHS) SO FUNNY!
Anti Wanda: That was a good movie, ya'll!
Nico: Yeah it was!
Eli: So our target is Ms. Harridan.
Qin: Yep.
Me: Lets see.
I pulled up her history.
Miss Gwyneth Harridan is the main antagonist of the 2003 comedy film Daddy Day Care. She was the headmistress of the Chapman Academy, a preschool she supervises in a fashion similar to a military school. She is also Charlie Hinton's arch-rival.
She was portrayed by Anjelica Huston, who also played Miss Emily in the 1983 PBS adaptation of William Faulkner's "A Rose for Emily," the Supreme Leader in the 1986 3D film and former theme park attraction Captain Eo, the Grand High Witch in the 1990 film The Witches, Gothel in Barbie as Rapunzel, and Miss Battle-Axe in the film adaptation of Horrid Henry.
Charlie Hinton is a recently laid-off food products marketing executive and stay-at-home father whose wife Kim has just gone back to work as a lawyer. They enroll their child, Ben in Chapman Academy, a very academic pre-school headed by Miss Gwyneth Harridan. But when Kim finds out how much the parents have to pay per month, she takes Ben out of Chapman and looks for other daycare facilities. Unable to find either a suitable daycare or new employment, Hinton opens up a day care center in his home with the help of his best friend Phil Ryerson and calls it Daddy Day Care. At first, the local moms are suspicious of men wanting to work with children, but as Daddy Day Care is cheaper and more child-centered than the academy, the latter begins to lose students.
Unwilling to accept the presence of competition, Miss Harridan attempts to shut down Daddy Day Care by notifying child services that Charlie and Phil are not following the relevant regulations. Mr. Kubitz, a director of child services, notifies them of the codes that need to be fixed, which Charlie and Phil quickly correct. Daddy Day Care grows in popularity and attracts more children. Mr. Kubitz informs Phil and Charlie that they need another employee to keep an appropriate ratio of children to caregivers. Luckily, Marvin, a nerdy former co-worker, had dropped by, and after seeing how good he is at entertaining the children, Phil and Charlie ask him about joining. Marvin is unsure at first, but then finds himself falling for Kelli, the single mother of one of the children, and agrees.
Later, Mr. Kubitz tells them they have too many kids to stay at Charlie's residence. They find an abandoned building with potential, but do not have the money to buy it. They hold a fund-raising event called "Rock for Daddy Day Care", which Miss Harridan finds out about. Miss Harridan and her assistant Jenny wreck the festival by unplugging a bouncy castle, filling the food with cockroaches, switching face paint with glue, releasing animals from the petting zoo and turning on the park sprinklers. Daddy Day Care does not raise enough money. Shortly after, Charlie and Phil are offered their old jobs back, accepting Miss Harridan's offer to take the kids back to the academy. Marvin, heartbroken by the closing of the day care, declines Charlie and Phil's offer to be on board their marketing panel.
Charlie soon realizes during a cereal pitch that the time he has given to his new life, and the increased bond with his son is "the most important thing", and starts to question the morality of his current assignment (which involves marketing high-sugar breakfast cereal to children). He resigns his job, and successfully convinces the children and their parents to return to Daddy Day Care, making it a raging success, causing Chapman Academy to shut down. Marvin is now in a relationship with Kelli. Miss Harridan now takes a job as a crossing guard, and her former assistant, Jenny, joins Daddy Day Care at the new facility. Harridan is then ambushed by bees (due to a flower Crispin placed on her vest) as the film ends. It was presumed she was taken to hospital for medical treatment after getting stung by a swarm of bees.
When it was done we were shocked!
Nico: Since she doesn't have any powers or essentially has done any violent offenses she will just get community service.
Qin: Good idea.
Nico: Let's get going.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and we headed out to help Charlie Hinton take down Miss Harridan, and once we got done taking her down and sending her straight to prison, Lincoln and Hana Beautyflower are going to destroy Amok Mon-Ra and put an end to that malevolent ancient demonic being once and for all.
We were off. Surprisingly we found out that Daddy Day Care is located in the southwestern edge of the city.
We arrived and it was an awesome one.
Xenia: Here we are.
Me: Wow. Nice place.
Courtney: Reminds me of the day care center Chef has.
Nico: Shall we?
Me: Lets shall.
We went in.
We saw Charlie and Marvin and Jennifer and they were taking care of all sorts of amazing kids.
Me: Wow! This is amazing.
Xenia: Oh the kids are all so cute.
Qin: They sure are.
Max: Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Jenny: Awesome!
Tony: Wow!
Me: Hello kids!
Charlie: Wow! It's awesome to have you all here.
Marvin: Yeah it sure is.
Me: Awesome to be here and an honor.
Hood Sickle: You must be Max.
Max: I sure am. (LOUD FARTS)
Me: A little gassy aren't you.
Max: I sure am. (LOUD FART!)
We laughed.
Tony drank some water and then…
LOUD BELCH!
He belched bubbles!
Qin: Oops!
Raven Branwen: Hey, Flash. Tony's dressed up like you!
Flash: He sure is. I like your costume kid.
Tony: Thanks Flash. You're my hero.
Flash: I'm truly honored.
Max was farting hard.
Max: (LOUD FARTS)
Qin: Geez Max you sure are gassy.
Max: I know. I have 2 Stomachs.
Omaima Lexington: You have what's called Calabash Syndrome. (LOUD FART) I fart all the time too.
Me: (LAUGHS) We have a lot of gas problems.
LOUD FART TOOT!
We laughed!
Tony: Honestly, I don't care if you guys kill scumbags or not. You're still heroes to me.
Mokuba: Aww. Thanks.
Me: That means a lot guys. (Imitating Yosemite Sam) We are the roughest toughest he-man stuffest hombres that has ever crossed the Rio Grande!
They laughed!
Jenny: (LAUGHS) That was good!
Lola: Yeah that was awesome!
2016 Morbucks: Who wants the cookies the mascots made?
The mascots got them out.
Kids: COOKIES!
They grabbed the cookies and ate them and they were good.
Me: Buffalo Chicken cookies.
Jenny: Yummy! I love spicy food.
Me: You have good taste Jenny.
Kelli: It sure is awesome. We love all your adventure.
Max: We sure do. (LOUD FARTS)
Xenia: Yeah.
Me: (Imitating Elmer Fudd) Shh. Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits. (LAUGHS)
They laughed!
Lincoln: (LAUGHS) (Imitating Foghorn Leghorn) What's the, I say, What's the big idea wrapping a lariat around my Adams Apple!
Poliwag: And now, here are some drinks.
The mascots brought out 10 bottles of beer.
Sour Sweet: (laughs) I knew they were gonna do that!
Nico: (LAUGHS) That is funny!
Me: But Poliwag these are kids and they can't drink. Luckily I have the next best thing.
I pulled out my cooler and brought out root beer.
Me: Want some kids?
They cheered.
We gave them root beer.
Artie Ziff: So, who loves dinosaurs?
The kids cheered.
Me: You kids have ever been to our awesome zoo Paleozoic World?
Max: I have and it's fun. (LOUD FART)
We laughed.
Me: But that's good. Do you like it?
Max: I sure do. It's awesome.
Pam: You guys should visit there sometime.
Jenny: We will.
Qin: Awesome.
Woody Woodpecker: As long as you don't run into someone like Ms. Meany.
Jenny: Who is she?
Woody Woodpecker: A really nasty tempered woman. With a really nasty mood. (LAUGHS)
Qin: Yep.
Professor XXXL: She's got a nasty temper.
Charlie: Like a certain woman I know.
Me: Oh speaking of which. That's reason why we are here. We're here to help you guys bring down Miss Gwyneth Harridan.
Nico: Yeah she is coming here to bring you guys down.
Charlie, Marvin and the kids gasped!
LOUD WET FART!
Max crapped himself!
Magma: But we won't let that happen!
Nico: Yeah.
Qin: Yeah that will not end well for him.
Me: Luckily I have a plan to get Harridan to really suffer. (SINISTER CHUCKLE)
Nico: What is it?
Me: Oh you're going to like it.
Condiment King: Will it involve spraying her eyes?
Me: Nope. Worse. No spoilers. But I will say that it involves Ms. Meany and a little note I sent to her just a few minutes ago.
But then…
ENRAGED LOUD SCREAMING!
Me: And Ms. Meany got it now.
Ghuul: J.D., what DID you put on that note?
Me: Stuff that's too explicit for me to repeat especially around these kids.
Ghuul: Oh sorry.
Qin: This will be funny.
Me: Ghuul?
I beckoned him and whispered in his ear and told him what the note said and he gasped and then fainted.
FWOMP!
Tony: What was on that note?
Charlie: You guys will know when you're older.
Tony: But...
Mammoth: When you're older!
Me: Mammoth gently. We'll tell you kids when the time comes.
Tony: Okay then.
Camie: Good.
Nico: Anyway lets get ready for this.
Tempest Shadow: For our plan to work, we need to have Ms Meany come at the same time.
Me: Oh that you can count on. Meany is no doubt coming.
Qin: Yep.
And sure enough she is! LIKE A NASTY RAMPAGING BULL, HER FACE IS RED AND SHE WAS REALLY ENRAGED AS SHE WAS RUNNING TO THE CITY AND SHE WAS RUNNING FAST AND COMPLETELY OUT OF HER MIND LIKE A BALLISTIC NUTJOB! SHE WAS LEAVING A TRAIL OF FIRE AS SHE WAS RUNNING!
Ms. MEANY: (ENRAGED YELLING AND SCREAMING) I WILL KILL YOU! I WILL KILL YOU! I WILLL KILLLLLL YOOOOOOOOUUU! YOU ARE DEAD!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WAS SHE OUT OF HER FUCKING MIND!
Cavalier: It seems our other... guest is coming too.
Eli: Yep I sense her.
Qin: Kids you are going to be in for an awesome show.
Max; This will be fun.
LOUD FART!
He farted.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Entrance time?
Tania: Now more then ever?
Valon: (Australian Accent) Right mate!
Eli: I sense that she is right outside.
Nico: Lets go.
We went to face her.
Gwyneth Harridan Was walking to the daycare.
Harridan: Now I can reclaim what is mine.
Then the spirits of the kids swirled around her and then converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted off above her and then a phoenix cry was heard and we landed.
Nico: Afternoon Harridan. Nice day we're having.
Harridan: Team Loud Phoenix Storm. What a pleasant surprise.
Nico: We aim to please.
Harridan: Step aside and this will all go smoothly
Stinky Butt: We can't do that.
Charlie: Besides, you're about to be VERY busy.
Harridan: What do you mean?
Then Ms. Meany came and she saw Harridan and was growling like a REALLY FEROCIOUSLY RABID BEAST!
Ms. Meany: I WILL RIP YOU TO PIECES!
She jumped Harridan and then bashed and pulverized her in a brutal and ferocious beatdown!
EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND BRUTAL BEATDOWN!
POW WHAM SMASH BIFF WHOMP BLANG CHOMP WKROW BASH!
It was brutal!
Like with the Vengeance Express 6 pulverizing the Ed's except worse!
OOH! Ouch!
Then Gentleman Ghost, Yenaldooshi, Copperhead, Grundy, Speed Demon, Femme Fatale, Titanium Toenail, Mysterio, Brass Knuckles and Robo Roxy came.
Nico: Gentleman Ghost, Yenaldooshi, Copperhead, Grundy, Speed Demon, Femme Fatale, Titanium Toenail, Mysterio, Brass Knuckles and Robo Roxy.
Gentleman Ghost: That was a very clever trick.
Yenaldoshi: As long as no one blurts out the truth.
Copperhead: My fangs are sealed.
Me: Good.
Grundy: (to Nico) Grundy heard you went to park.
Nico: We sure did.
Speed Demon: But what else did you do?
Me: I unleashed my full power and destroyed Evil Chase Young.
Qin: Yep he sure did.
Lola: And we found out something really horrible about Chase and what he did to us.
?: That must've been brutal.
A figure came out and it was GOLD BEAKED MONSTER from episode 6 of Lightspeed Rescue!
The Gold-Beaked Monster was sent by demons to Mariner Bay to wreck havoc. When the Lightspeed Rescue Rangers arrived, he summoned an army of Batlings to attack them.
After the Rangers defeated all of the Batlings, he attacked the Rangers with powerful winds, but it was not enough and the Gold Beaked Monster was destroyed by the Rangers' Rescue Blasters.
Carter: Gold Beaked Monster!
Gold Beaked Monster: Been a while rangers!
Me: I remember you! You were wreaking havoc and the rangers had their awesome new Lightspeed Cycles. That was also where Vypra showed her awesome Vypari.
Nico: Yep.
Gold Beaked Monster: Yep good memory.
Qin: That was awesome.
Gold Beaked Monster: Too bad my role was short!
William: At least you were still shown.
Me: That is true.
Qin: But it was still awesome.
Me: One of these days we should have a battle between Vypra and her Vypari and our cars.
Nico: That would be awesome!
Xenia: Yeah it will be!
Lola: Yep.
We got the battles underway.
Yugi Moto, Papi, Rhonda Lorrentina, Grief, Solitude, Mero the Mermaid, Eli, Dragon Knight Riders, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, 2D Man and Freon VS The Gentleman Ghost, Pericles, Flect Turn, Astral Drop Will, Astral Drop Hay Lin, and Sea Demon - Nico's rescues were both in the Simulator and in the Park
Gentleman Ghost was first.
Gentleman Ghost: (to Yugi) Nico's rescues were both in the Simulator and in the Park. But Nico probably didn't help much in the simulator.
Yugi Moto: No he had his reasons. J.D. wanted to take on Evil Chase Young all by himself to show off the full extent of his power and destroy that monster.
Papi: Boy he sure did and it was so awesome.
Rhonda Lorrentina: Yeah that was so awesome.
Grief and Solitude agreed.
Mero: You got that right. It was really amazing.
Kit: That is so cool that J.D. destroyed that monster.
Len: It sure was! We all thought so as well.
Kase: It sure was amazing.
Twilight Sparkle: It sure was and it was amazing too.
Starshine Sparkle: We all were amazed ourselves.
Spyro: We sure were.
Eli: Yeah bro really kicked butt and destroyed that horrible monster once and for all.
Gentleman Ghost: I'm glad he did chaps. Lets dance shall we?
Yugi: We shall.
He activated his Eyecon!
PHARAOH KHUFU!
Yugi: HENSHIN!
He turned into his Ghost Rider form and it was an Egyptian themed one. It was called KAMEN RIDER KHUFU!
Gentleman Ghost: Ah Pharaoh Khufu. He lived back in 2589 BC.
Yugi: That's right.
Eli: And his body is buried in the Great Pyramid of Giza. Buried there for over 4,500 years.
Gentleman Ghost: Indeed.
Yugi summoned his keyblade and it was for the Millennium Items. It was called THE 7 POWERS OF EGYPT!
They fired waves of magic and energy and blasted them down.
Seto Kaiba, Aquarius, Noriko Kaiba, Alex Ramirez, Hailey Schroedder, Neela Kaosudoragon, Mysticons, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Brawl & Chain and Fisticuffs VS The Yenaldoshi, Boss Wolf, Flash Head, Hizumina, Jinx (League of Legends), and Navy - Battling AntiBug, Copycat, Gorizilla, Dark Cupid, Platinum Princess and Absorbing Man
Yenaldooshi was next.
Yenaldooshi: (to Kaiba) Nico, Marinette's team, Absorbing Man's team, and the others did good Battling Another AntiBug, Copycat, and Gorizilla. And Another Dark Cupid, Platinum Princess and Absorbing Man as well.
Seto Kaiba: They sure did and you wouldn't believe what happened with those.
Aquarius: We found out that the Another Anti AntiBug, Copycat, Gorizilla, Dark Cupid and Platinum Princess were the gene-slammer of the Constellar monsters and one of Lincoln's guardian angels.
Noriko Kaiba: Yeah that was so awesome.
Alex Ramirez: It sure was.
Hailey Schroedder: Yeah that was so awesome to see.
Neela Kaosudoragon: It was really great.
Arkayna: It sure was.
Zarya: We all were amazed about it.
Rarity: Indeed we sure were darlings. And it was grand and fun.
Sweetie Belle: It sure was. But those anothers are now gone.
Gill Grunt: They sure are.
Yenaldooshi: Good riddance. Lets do it!
KAMEN RIDER: BLUE-EYES WHITE DRAGON!
Kaiba: HENSHIN!
He turned into a Decade Rider for Blue-Eyes White Dragon! It was called KAMEN RIDER WHITE LIGHTNING!
Yenaldooshi: Whoa! That is cool!
Kaiba: It sure is.
He summoned his Keyblade and it was for Blue-Eyes White Dragon! It was called WRATH OF THE BLUE-EYES!
They fired waves of water, ice and lightning and jewels and smashed them down.
Tea Gardner, Lindsey, Owen, Bridgette, Noah, Izzy, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Winx Club, Hood Sickle and Cuckoo Clocker VS Copperhead, Usari, Obelisk, Old Iron Face, Watermelon Tourmaline, and Mad Giraffes - Lincoln's Rescue in Salem, Massachusetts
Copperhead was next.
Copperhead: (to Tea) I heard Lincoln's Rescue was in Transylvania. How was it?
Tea: It was really awesome and we battled Dracula's brides and beat them and sent them to you.
Lindsey: It was so awesome.
Owen: It sure was.
Bridgette: Yeah that sure was awesome.
Noah: It was a good one.
Izzy: Like it was great.
Bloom: We know they will be on their best behavior too.
Flora: Yeah they sure will.
Fluttershy: I know they will be good.
Tornado Bolt: Same here too.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Ja it sure will be fun.
Stealth Elf: You got that right.
Copperhead: That is cool! Lets do it!
Tea: ACTIVATE BEAST POWER!
She turned into a Pink and Red ranger for THE BUTTERFLY!
Tea: UNLEASH THE BEAST!
Copperhead: Cool! The Butterfly!
Tea: That's right. No one ever suspects the butterfly.
Tea summoned her Keyblade and it was for butterflies. It was called THE BUTTERFLIES OF THE RAINBOW!
They fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and rainbows and smashed them down.
Tristan Taylor, Candy, Olivia Boone, Booster Gold, Black Orchid, Gamora, My Gym Partner's a Monkey, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Mokuba Kaiba and Seto Kaiba VS Solomon Grundy, Greg, Daniel Boone (Animaniacs), Cottontail Smith, Crusher, and Nasty Canasta 1995 - Meeting Raven Ghostrick
Grundy was next.
Grundy: (to Tristan) Grundy heard you guys met Raven Ghostrick. What's she like?
Tristan: She is really awesome and she is the leader of the Ghostrick monsters and they are cool.
Candy: They sure are and it's amazing.
Olivia Boone: Yeah I'll say.
Booster Gold: It sure was cool.
Black Orchid: You got that right.
Gamora: I agree there too
Jake Spidermonkey: It sure was cool and fun.
Adam Lyon: The story of Anna Ares is amazing too.
FLASHBACK
Nico: Yep. So, Anna, what's the story on how you took down Lynn?
Anna Ares: I was hoping you were going to ask that, Nico.
Anna Ares pulled up a video and it played on the screen, and it showed Anna and Lincoln training with massive greatswords out in an open field in their gym, and they were really training hard.
Past Anna Ares: You've really been training hard with your sword techniques, Lincoln.
Past Lincoln: I've had a lot of practice, Anna.
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPP!
Past Anna Ares: What the hell was that?! (Sniffs) Ugh, and why does it smell like chum and limburger cheese along with rancid feet and B.O.?!
Past Lincoln: Oh no! Dang it, Lynn!
Past Anna Ares: That wild animal's at it yet again?!
Suddenly, they saw something heading for them on all fours: it was Lynn, and she was in Full Beast Mode, and she was out for blood.
Past Lynn: (ROARS LIKE AN ANIMAL)
Past Lincoln: Every single time whenever I wanted to enjoy my day and be with my Guardian Angels, every time, you show up to ruin it, Lynn! That's it, I've had it up to hear with you!
Suddenly, Lincoln's heart was pounding and his deep sapphire blue eyes turned blood red, and his fangs grew longer and his claws grew sharper. But, then, Lincoln's upper and lower body muscles suddenly grew much bigger as he let his rage loose.
Past Lincoln: I WILL NOT LET YOU LAY ONE FILTHY HAND ON MY GUARDIAN ANGELS, YOU FILTHY ANIMAL! (WOLF ROAR)
Nico: Oh...Shit!
Me: Lynn was so dead meat on a stick that day!
Lincoln let the beast out in him and Lynn charged at Lincoln, but Lincoln grabbed her by the collar of her jersey and lifted Lynn up off the ground with such superhuman strength and he threw her into a tree, and he attacked her with a dangerous ferocity, and he and Anna blasted her with and she got covered in fruit juice and they also pounced on and kicked the tar out of that old goat, and they also pounced on and kicked the tar out of that animal and Lincoln fired red energy waves from his massive white angel wings and tied with blood red energy blasts and they also pounced on and kicked the tar out of her, and Lincoln fired red energy waves from his massive white angel wings and tied her up in a red energy straitjacket, and when he alerted the rest of his family of what Lynn tried to do to him and Anna, they were really furious, and then, Lincoln and Anna dragged Lynn back to The Loud House where she got grounded for twelve weeks and Anna had the pleasure of throwing Lynn in a metal container.
Past Lynn: (ROARS IN RAGE AND POUNDED ON THE DOOR TRYING TO GET OUT)
Past Anna Ares: I'm only going to say this once, if you ever come after Lincoln again or if I see so much as one knife wound or bruise on his body, I will come after you and I will kill you. I don't know why you always do this, Lynn, you were supposed to be his protector, but instead, you became his tormentor and bully, and don't think I don't know about every single stupid stunt you've pulled out of your butt.
This was making Lynn really angry. But, what Anna said next really drove Lynn mad with animalistic rage.
Past Anna Ares: You claim to be Number One, but in reality, you're not. You lack the courage and the skills of a true warrior and a true athlete. You're nothing more than a wild animal who enjoys going on a violent rampage brutally beating everyone around you to a bloody pulp including your little brother, your own family, and friends.
Then, Anna gave Lynn the finger through the finger, and that made Lynn roar in anger again and beat her chest like a gorilla proving Anna's point that she lacked the skills and courage of a true warrior, that she was nothing more than a violent wild animal as the video ends.
Nico: Damn, now that really stung!
Lincoln: Anna knew it would hurt Lynn, but she had to make her point across: but with Lynn, it went from one ear and out the other.
Luna: She was always so hard-headed and stubborn, she refused to let up on trying to kill you, bro.
Lori: But, Anna warned her numerous times: if she puts one foot out of line and goes after Lincoln yet again, she was done for.
Me: And there'd be one less sister in The Loud House.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Grundy: Lynn asking for it back then.
Starlight Glimmer: Yeah that is a total understatement.
Cozy Glow: Yeah you got that right.
Hex: NO kidding.
Grundy: Grundy agree. Lets do it!
Tristan: BATTLE FEVER!
He turned into a yellow and blue ranger for Battle Fever J! It was BATTLE SWEDEN!
Grundy: Awesome form
Tristan: Thanks.
Tristan summoned his keyblade and it was for the Cyber Commander! It was called THE STRATEGY OF THE THE CYBER COMMANDER!
They fired waves of skulls, magic, bones, blood, Lightning and stars and blasted them down.
Jaden, Reggie McDonald, Elemental HERO Dark Neos, Elemental HERO Flare Neos, Elemental HERO Aqua Neos, Elemental HERO Glow Neos, Blade Riders, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak Fire Skylanders, Sour Sweet and Sunny Flare VS Speed Demon, Reverse Flash, Wolf Undead, Giraffa Undead, Plant Undead, and Elephant Undead - Lola, Lexx, Nico and Lea battling King Kaliente
Speed Demon was next.
Speed Demon: (to Jaden) Lola, Lexx, Nico and Lea battled King Kaliente earlier. It was on Good Egg Galaxy again
Jaden: Yeah it was a hot one and it was great.
Reggie McDonald: It sure was. But it was really cool.
Dark Neos: It sure was.
Flare Neos: But it was awesome facing that one.
Aqua Neos: Now he is in your ranks.
Glow Neos: That is for sure.
Kazuma: Yeah that was awesome.
Sunset Shimmer: It sure was cool.
Pipsqueak: I agree there.
Sunburn: Same here.
Speed Demon: That is awesome. Lets do it!
Jaden: KIRAMAI CHANGE!
He turned into the Platinum Kiramager!
Jaden: SHINING OF THE ELEMENTS! KIRAMAI PLATINUM!
Jaden summoned his keyblade and it was for the Elemental Heros! It was called THE POWER OF THE ELEMENTAL HEROES!
They fired waves of energy, fire and elements and smashed them down.
Alexis, Sasame Fuma, Karura, Mikoto Uchiha, Mebuki Haruno, Hina Hyūga, Kushina, Justice League, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Pam and Crimson VS Femme Fatale, Evil Flare Woman, Metal Alice, Big Burpa, Princess Archerina, and Katherine (Catherine) - The Mascots making cookies
Femme Fatale was next.
Femme Fatale: (to Alexis) The mascots made cookies. I hope they were delicious.
Alexis: Oh they were really delicious. They were buffalo chicken cookies. Yummy.
Sasame Fuma: Boy they sure were. I thought it was gross at first but it wasn't.
Karura: It was both spicy and delicious.
Mikoto: Yeah it was great.
Mebuki: We all thought it was awesome.
Hina: It sure was.
Kushina: They tasted really good.
Hawkgirl: They sure did.
Pinkie Pie: Best cookies ever!
Maud Pie: (monotonously) They were really spicy but they were really good.
Featherweight: They sure were!
Sprocket: I'll say.
Femme Fatale: That is awesome. Lets do it!
Alexis: ZENKAI CHANGE!
She transformed into a Bikini Clad Ranger for Zenkaigers!
Alexis: ZENKAI BIKINI! ゼンカイビキニ
It was an aqua blue sexy ranger for Forever Blue!
Femme Fatale: That is awesome! And hot too.
Alexis: Thanks!
Alexis summoned her keyblade and it was for the White Night Monsters! It was called EVENING OF THE WHITE NIGHT!
They fired waves of metal, gears, lightning, ice and energy and smashed them down.
Chazz Princeton, Gusty the Great, Daniella King, Wingfeather Siblings, Gabriela Estupinan, Aula, Venom 2018, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Magma, and Yagura VS Titanium Toenail, Rambling Ghost, Fat Bastard, Evil Tuxedo Mask, Universe 666 Obito Uchiha the 10-Tails Jinchuriki, and Mr. Magic Pierrot - Charlie Hilton is awesome
Titanium Toenail was next.
Titanium Toenail: (to Chazz) Charlie Hilton is awesome. And he's a great caretaker.
Chazz Princeton: Boy he sure is and all the kids he has are really awesome.
Gusty: They sure are. And that Max kid is really funny. He farts a lot and is really silly.
Daniella: Yeah he sure is.
Leeli: And the kids all love J.D.'s voice impressions. They get a great laugh out of it.
Gabriella Estupinan: They sure do and it's awesome.
Aula: You got that right. The Boss does awesome shows that Duplica will love.
Venom 2018: We all think it's funny.
Applejack: (LAUGHS) Yeah that is for sure.
Apple Bloom: And all the kids love our pies too.
Flashwing: They sure do. And they even loved the Mascots cookies.
Titanium Toenail: (LAUGHS) They sure sure are happy to see you guys and have fun with you all. Lets do it!
Chazz: KEISOU CHANGE!
He turned into a scarlet red LupinRanger!
Chazz: (SNAPS FINGERS) LUPINSCARLET!
Titanium Toenail: LupinScarlet! That is cool!
Chazz: It sure is! Here's an advanced notice, I'm taking your treasure!
Me: (Offscreen) And he's going to kick your big ugly fucking ass!
Chazz: YEAH!
Chazz summoned his Keyblade and it was for the Ojama! It was called OJAMA PARTNERS AND POWER!
They fired waves of fire, earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.
Yusei, Chuck Chicken, Masao Den, Peach, AncientTroiamon, Ryusei Sakuta, Chop Socky Chooks, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Ghuul and Ri'Oha VS Mysterio, Tenaya 7, Melissa Bergman, Hitcher, Fire Women (Fantasia), and Nina Williams - All the kids Charlie takes care of are fun
Mysterio was next.
Mysterio: (to Yusei) All the kids Charlie takes care of are fun. And what Heartless Robots can I use here?
Yusei: Earth Core sounds good.
Mysterio: Awesome choice.
Yusei: They sure are awesome and that Tony kid that dresses up like The Flash is great.
Chuck Chicken: He sure is and he belched up bubbles when he accidentally drank a little soap!
Masao Den: (LAUGHS) That was funny!
Peach: That sure was awesome.
AncientTroiamon: It sure was cool.
Ryusei: You got that right.
Shelley Longworth: Yeah that is for sure.
Rainbow Dash: All these kids are awesome. And they love playing tag with me and Scootaloo.
Scootaloo: They sure do and they are really fast for little ones.
Whirlwind: Yeah they have awesome speed.
Mysterio: (LAUGHS) That brings back so many memories of my childhood. Lets do it!
Yusei: AVATAR CHANGE!
He turned into a sparkling Aqua Green Ranger!
Yusei: THE STARS OF STARDUST DRAGON! DON STARDUST! ドンスターダスト
Mysterio: WHOA! Don Stardust! That is awesome! And fitting too since you are the Signer for Stardust Dragon.
Yusei: It sure is.
Yusei summoned his Keyblade and it was for his Signer Mark and Stardust Dragon! It was called THE SIGNER OF THE STARDUST!
They fired waves of lightning, wind and rainbows and stars and smashed them down.
Jack Atlas, Carly Atlas, Jeri Kamiya, Juran, Mai, Sara, Ryuzetsu, Riddick, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Tempest Shadow and Itachi Uchiha VS Brass Knuckles, Evil Crash Man, Ghiaccio, DJ Drummond, Dark Spyro OTR, and Devidramon - Miss Gwyneth Harridan is forcing the kids to be adults.
Brass Knuckles was next.
Brass Knuckles: (to Jack) Miss Gwyneth Harridan is forcing the kids to be adults. She can't force people to grow up!
Jack Atlas: Yeah that is really stupid! You can't force kids to grow up like that! You got to go through the process slowly and patiently.
Carly Atlas: She has no right to do that! These things take time and you have to teach kids.
Jeri Kamiya: That's right! I love all the kids in Daddy Day Care and they are all adorable. Also these kids to us are more than just kids, they are our brothers and sisters.
Juran: That's right and I think they all are amazing.
Mai: They all can learn many things from us.
Sara: That is for sure.
Ryuzetsu: And we can teach them to be awesome like many great people we know.
Riddick: That is an absolute fact. As long as we do it right and help them out.
Princess Luna: You got that right. And it is so awesome to have them take it slow and have fun in their lives.
Moondust: They is for sure and I think it's so awesome.
Snowdrop: I do too. You're only a kid once and you got to live your life to the fullest and have a lot of fun while it lasts.
Gari: That is for sure.
Blackout: I agree there.
Brass Knuckles: I couldn't have said it better myself. Lets do it!
Jack Atlas and Carly Atlas: AVATAR CHANGE!
They transformed! Jack turned into a Scarlet Ranger and Carly turned into an Orange ranger with orange wings.
Jack Atlas: THE FIRES OF RED DRAGON ARCHFIEND! DON ARCHFIEND! ドンアーチフィーンド
Carly Atlas: The ORANGE FLAMES OF THE HUMMINGBIRD! DUCHESS HUMMINGBIRD! ハチドリ公爵夫人
Brass Knuckles: WHOA! That is so awesome for you guys!
Jack Atlas: It sure is!
Carly Atlas: This is amazing!
Jack summoned his keyblade and it was for Red Dragon Archfiend! It was called THE CRIMSON RED DRAGON ARCHFIEND SIGNER! Carly summoned her Keyblade and it was for Aslla Piscu and the Hummingbird Nazca Line! It was called THE ORANGE FIRE OF THE HUMMINGBIRD!
They fired waves of fire and darkness and smashed them down.
Akiza Izinski, Clara St. Clarice, Spectra, Cleo Di Nile, Frankie Stein, Lagoona Blue, Ever After High, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Tania and Valon VS Robo-Roxy, Evil Clayface, Grem, Victor & Charlotte DeShayes, Caleb Quinn, and Chojuro Kon - Miss Gwyneth Harridan will go do some community service since she has no powers
Robo-Roxy was next.
Robo Roxy: (to Akiza) Miss Gwyneth Harridan will go do some community service. After all, she has no powers
Akiza: I agree there. Since she doesn't have any powers and didn't do any form of abuse or anything we still have to face her.
Clara St. Clarice: That is for sure.
Spectra: Yeah what she was doing is wrong and she can't rush these things.
Cleo: That is for sure.
Frankie Stein: Yeah that is a fact.
Lagoona Blue: I agree there.
Raven Queen: That is for sure on that one.
Princess Celestia: These kids are too cute to be turned into adults right away.
King Solar: They sure are and I think it's awesome.
Solar Eclipsa: I love these kids and I always wanted to be a kindergarten teacher to tell you the truth.
Amber Morning: Me too and it's fun.
Spotlight: Aww. So awesome.
Robo-Roxy: It sure is. Lets do it!
Akiza: AVATAR CHANGE!
She turned into a Rose Wing Donbrother!
Akiza: THE ROSE OF THE BLACK ROSE DRAGON! DUCHESS BLACK ROSE! ブラックローズ公爵夫人
Robo Roxy: That is awesome! And perfect too.
Akiza: Thanks.
Akiza summoned her keyblade and it was called THE ROSES OF THE SIGNER OF BLACK ROSE!
They fired waves of light and fire and smashed them down.
Lightspeed Rescue Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, J.D. Knudson, Varie, Camie, Celica, Karla, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Gold Beaked Monster
Gold Beaked Monster was next.
Gold Beaked Monster: Boy that Harridan woman is trouble huh!?
Me: You got that right!
Varie: Yeah she wants kids to grow up fast but that is physically and emotionally impossible.
Camie: Yeah it sure is.
Celica: Kids should have fun and do the things kids like to do.
Karla: Yeah they should.
Gold Beaked Monster: I agree there and you are only a kid once. Lets do it!
I teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Thrashers of Miss Harridan, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the symbol of Daddy Day Care etched on the 7'5" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels. Once in hand, we will gain a massive power and energy increase.
I teleported back with them.
Lightspeed Rescue Rangers: LIGHTSPEED RESCUE!
Ryan: TITANIUM POWER!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! LIGHTSPEED RESCUE!
They turned into the Lightspeed Rescue Rangers too.
Me: Lets get him!
Carter: V-LANCERS!
They summoned their V-Lancers!
Carter: BLASTER MODE! SPECTRA BLAST!
They fired rainbow energy beams and they converged into a powerful blast.
Carter: On Target!
Me: FIRE!
We fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Gold Beak Monster and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Me: YEAH! Gold Beak Monster you have failed this city!
Troy: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped and Meany was still beating her up!
Meany got done just as we finished the usual battles.
Jake: Looks like the fight's done already!
Tsukasa: Doesn't matter. We've got her right where we want her.
Kamen Ride: SPD Red!
Kamen Ride: SPD Blue!
Kamen Ride: SPD Green!
Kamen Ride: SPD Yellow!
Kamen Ride: SPD Pink!
Kamen Ride: SPD Omega!
Tsukasa turned into SPD Red and Daiki summoned clones of the SPD Team.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SPD!
They turned into the SPD Rangers!
Me: Lets get her!
Nico: YEAH!
We did all kinds of funny pranks.
Rarity, Freeway, Sweetie Belle and Crumplezone used the Earth and Velocitron Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Rarity and Sweetie Belle's powers and Freeway's magnetic homing grenades 100-fold and turned Crumplezone's boosters into shoulder cannons.
Rarity and Freeway: RUST JEWEL FORCE BLAST!
Sweetie Belle and Crumplezone: JEWEL CRUMPLE BLAST!
FARTS AND SKUNKS and Stinky Butt: FARTS OF WIND!
IDIOTS AND ANTI-FAIRIES and Anti Wanda: IDIOT DARK BLAST!
ROCK STARS AND WATER and Cavalier: ROCK STAR WATER SWORD BLAST!
COMEDY AND LIGHT OF CHAOS and Eris: CHAOS COMEDY BLAST!
SPORTS AND MAMMOTHS and Mammoth: SPORTS MAMMOTH BLAST!
DARKNESS AND SWORDS and Raven Branwen: DARKNESS SWORD SLASH!
ICE AND CONDIMENTS and Condiment King: ICE CONDIMENT BLAST!
FIRE AND ACTING and 2016 Morbucks: FIRE MONEY BLAST!
SCIENCE AND TURTLES and Professor XXXL: SCIENCE TURTLE BLAST!
WATER AND MONEY and Artie Ziff: WATER MONEY SHOT!
Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Sifu Xuan Oogway, Blazing Falcon, Amazone, Blossom Bloom, Robert "Rob" Leonar De Nimoy, Blade Rage, Princess Platinum, Commander Hurricane, Chancellor Puddinghead, Smart Cookie, Private Pansy, Clover the Clever, Alt. Chrysalis and Light Skylanders: LIGHT OF THE SUN BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements!
Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Solar Eclipsa, me, Nico and Eli: SUN COMEDY BLAST!
We fired waves of light and energy.
Lincoln: DAYCARE ELEMENT STYLE: DINOSAURS!
Entrapta: DAYCARE LIGHTNING STYLE: LADYBUGS!
Perfuma: DAYCARE NATURE STYLE: BOTANY!
Frosta: DAYCARE ICE STYLE: WINTER!
Jessica Kaios: DAYCARE FIRE STYLE: BREAKFAST!
Yuna: DAYCARE WATER STYLE: OCEAN ZONES!
Toph: DAYCARE EARTH STYLE: SPORTS!
Tatsumaki: DAYCARE WIND STYLE: ART!
Shantae: DAYCARE MAGIC STYLE: NUTRITION!
Akko: DAYCARE STAR STYLE: POETRY!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said courses.
Lincoln and his harem: DAYCARE FINAL SMASH: DAYCARE KI BLAST!
They fired a massive barrage of ki blasts based on daycare themes!
We fired rainbow energy blasts which tied up Miss Harridan in a rainbow energy straitjacket, rainbow energy chains, and she had a rainbow energy muzzle on her.
Nico: Ooh, I don't know whose idea it was to put a muzzle on her, but that's really awesome!
Lincoln: Now, to send her flying to the slammer.
Lincoln put Miss Harridan on a tee, and he had one of his massive and long eleven white wolf tails stretched out like a golf club.
May: Uh oh!
Nico: Now, he's using one of his eleven white wolf tails as a golf club, this is going to be so hilarious.
Lincoln: FORE!
Lincoln swung his tail and it hit Miss Harridan and she went flying out of sight, and then, she went into a portal and landed in a cell in prison after evidence of her crimes were sent to the police.
GULP! HOLE IN ONE!
Nico: Another hole in one and another criminal is sent to the slammer!
Me: And she will be getting community service.
Lincoln: Now, there's only one thing left to do and one last loose end to tie up: Amok Mon-Ra.
?: I will make you pay for what you did in ruining my plans to rule over all of Agrabah, Aladdin!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large search pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the ten coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the ten large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Aladdin: Oh boy, I knew there was no mistaking that voice from anywhere. Don't you know when to call it quits, Amok Mon-Ra.
A massive red figure with wings, demonic horns, and a tail came out: it was Amok Mon-Ra, a very powerful and ancient demonic being said to be Malevolence Incarnate and completely unreasonable, and another of Aladdin's enemies.
Iago: Oh great, who let old Fire Breath out again?!
Amok Mon-Ra: SILENCE, YOU MISERABLE SACK OF FEATHERS! YOU WILL DIE HERE ALONG WITH ALADDIN FOR RUINING MY PLANS!
Hana Beautyflower: (French Accent) The only one who's going to die here is you.
Suddenly, Hana Beautyflower's pink eyes turned neon pink and she was surrounded by a neon pink energy aura with stars, plants, leaves, exotic fruits and veggies, blossoms, angels, and phoenixes, she unholstered her massive Periallis, Empress of Blossoms-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Amok Mon-Ra, she left neon pink energy, stars, plants, leaves, exotic fruits and veggies, blossoms, angels, and phoenixes with every step.
Hana Beautyflower: (French Accent) Amok Mon-Ra, I will never ever forgive you for any of the crimes that you've committed against mankind and Agrabah. All you ever desired was to conquer Agrabah and not only rule over it with an iron fist, but you also had plans to unleash a reign of never-ending terror on all of mankind, but that ends here and now, your life shall be brought to an end here and now.
Suddenly, Hana Beautyflower was surrounded by a massive vortex of neon pink energy with stars, plants, leaves, exotic fruits and veggies, and blossoms surrounding the vortex, there are angels, phoenixes, and Periallis, Empress of Blossoms flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a yellow phoenix with red eyes glaring at Amok Mon-Ra: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Hana Beautyflower emerged, but she was changed forever.
Hana Beautyflower grew from 6'5" to 7'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has yellow highlights in the bangs of her long neon pink hair, she has neon pink eyes and a pink energy aura with stars, plants, leaves, exotic fruits and veggies, angels, and phoenixes surrounding her, she has Periallis, Empress of Blossoms emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with pink iris, she has on phoenix earrings with pink gems for eyes and holding the Fruit, Plants, Blossom, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has Periallis, Empress of Blossoms with pink gems for eyes and holding the Fruit, Plants, Blossom, and Eternity Kanjis in her hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her pink phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with pink crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and pink gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Hana Beautyflower has on a sleeveless pink open vest, sleeveless yellow crop top, pink skirt, pink pants, black high-heels, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, plants, leaves, exotic fruits and veggies, angels, and phoenixes on the coattails, and on the back is Periallis, Empress of Blossoms surrounded by stars, plants, leaves, exotic fruits and veggies, angels, and phoenixes. Suddenly, Hana Beautyflower felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive neon pink angel wings with yellow tips on the neon pink feathers grew much bigger for her new body, and she also now has eleven massive and long neon pink wolf tails with yellow tips and yellow markings, Hana Beautyflower has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Hana Beautyflower's Periallis, Empress of Blossoms-themed greatsword, and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of pink energy, stars, plants, leaves, exotic fruits and veggies, angels, and phoenixes, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Hana Beautyflower's Periallis, Empress of Blossoms Exotic Fruit Blossom Greatsword of Exotic Fruit Blossom Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded yellow gems and Periallis, Empress of Blossoms etched on the 7'4" massive, wide, double-edged pink blade, large pink phoenix heads with yellow gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and large pink gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large pink phoenix heads with yellow gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large pink phoenix heads is a pink dragon head with yellow gems for eyes and pink gem in its mouth for the pommel, Hana Beautyflower has on her large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with pink gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold version of Periallis, Empress of Blossoms' head with yellow gems for eyes and large pink gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a pink kanji below Periallis, Empress of Blossoms that said, "Hana Beautyflower, Gene-Slammer of Periallis, Empress of Blossoms, Incredible Gardener and Jam-Maker From France, Younger Sister of Nico Robin, Despiser of Amy, Guardian Angel and Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Royal Woods' Jerks, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Friend to Many, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Exotic Fruits and Veggies, Plants, Leaves, Blossoms, Phoenixes, and Angels"
ハナ・ビューティーフラワー、ペリアリスのジーン・スラマー、花の女帝、フランス出身の信じられないほどの庭師兼ジャム職人、ニコ・ロビンの妹、エイミーの軽蔑者、守護天使でリンカーンの愛すべき未来の妻、ラウドの軽蔑者、ロイヤル・ウッズのジャークの軽蔑者、デストロイヤーそして悪、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなしの殺し屋であり、多くの友人であり、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒であり、エキゾチックな果物と野菜、植物、葉、花、フェニックス、天使の達人です
Hana Beautyflower has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-PERIALLIS EMPRESS OF BLOSSOMS-FRUIT ANGEL-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE EXOTIC FRUIT PLANT EARTH FURY BLOSSOM PERIALLIS EMPRESS BLOSSOM ANGEL OF DIVINE EXOTIC FRUIT PLANT EARTH FURY BLOSSOM PERIALLIS EMPRESS BLOSSOM ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE EXOTIC FRUIT PLANT EARTH FURY BLOSSOM PERIALLIS EMPRESS BLOSSOM ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Hana Beautyflower's Super Angel-Periallis Empress of Blossoms-Fruit Angel-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Amok Mon-Ra saw it, the malevolent demonic being fell into an even more demonic rage and threw a ball of fire at her, but Hana absorbed it and it made her even stronger than ever, and she fired a powerful barrage of pink energy, stars, plants, leaves, exotic fruits and veggies, angels, and phoenixes at Amok Mon-Ra, and they exploded as they hit him, and he got burned by the positive energy, and it really infuriated him now.
Nico Robin: So incredible, Hana's transformed!
Nico: And those energy blasts she fired at Amok Mon-Ra contained positive energy, and to Amok Mon-Ra, it's acid to him.
Lincoln: Amok Mon-Ra badly underestimated his opponent, and now, you know what happens when to those who badly underestimate their opponents?
Hana Beautyflower: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Exotic Fruit Earth Fury Periallis Blossom Angel and Divine Exotic Fruit Plant Blossom Periallis Blossom Fruit Angel Love) (French Accent) It doesn't end well for them. Now, let's put an end to this monster for good, Linky.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Hana Beautyflower.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Your days of bringing terror to Agrabah and all of mankind are over, Amok Mon-Ra, and now, it's time for you to disappear forever!
Hana Beautyflower and Lincoln went after Amok Mon-Ra who continued firing blasts of fire at them, but Hana and Lincoln continued absorbing the blasts of fire and it made them even stronger than ever and making Amok Mon-Ra even angrier than ever, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, pink energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Amok Mon-Ra and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Hana Beautyflower also attacked him with punches, kicks, and karate chops, along with elemental blasts. Then, Lincoln drove his massive greatsword into Amok Mon-Ra's stomach, and he began sucking out his vast dark powers, immense strength, pyrokinesis, flight, teleportation, and ability to turn into smoke and fire at will, and he made them his own.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, to make sure you stay dead and gone for good. LIFE ENERGY DRAIN!
Suddenly, all the gems embedded in the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged golden blade of his Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds suddenly began glowing green, and then, Lincoln began draining Amok Mon-Ra of all his life energy and sucking out his muscle mass, and when he was done and he removed his massive greatsword from his stomach, Amok Mon-Ra was now a desiccated corpse drained of his powers, muscle mass, and life energy, and as soon as his soul appeared, Lincoln threw him in a black energy coffin which banished him to The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly for what Hana Beautyflower and Lincoln did as they holstered their weapons and powered down, and Hana Beautyflower's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long pink wolf tails, and massive pink angel wings are permanent.
Hana Beautyflower: (French Accent) The suffering you've caused for years has finally been brought to an end, Amok Mon-Ra, may you never return. Thanks for helping me destroy Amok Mon-Ra for good, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Hana.
Suddenly, Hana Beautyflower wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Hana Beautyflower's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, and Periallis, Empress of Blossoms flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, and a beautiful and lush rainforest full of exotic fruits, trees, and veggies formed around them, and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Hana Beautyflower harvested the exotic fruits and veggies and they absorbed the lush and beautiful rainforest and elemental forces and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Nico: Wow, now that was one truly awesome and incredible fight of Exotic Blossoms VS. Demonic Tyrant, Lincoln, Hana, you two showed Amok Mon-Ra no mercy, and Lincoln, that was one slick move driving your greatsword into his stomach and then sucking out all his vast dark powers, immense strength, and abilities, and making them your own, and that black coffin we just saw, that was...?!
Lincoln: My own variation of The Black Gates, I call it The Black Judgement Coffin, once I used either my Vampiric Life Drain or Life Energy Drain on any powerful opponents, I then throw their soul into a coffin formed by the energy of The Black Gates, and once they're found guilty, the coffin dissolves into black flame and the guilty are banished to The Black Gates.
Me: Sweet.
Nico: We should've done something like that for Audrey Madison or The Legion of The Lincoln Haters, imagine the looks of horror on the faces of those bitches, that would be priceless. So, Lincoln, which of the daughters of The Olympian Gods and Goddesses are we meeting tomorrow?
Lincoln: I've already got a good one for tomorrow, and it's one the musicians and poets of the team will like seeing, the next one we're meeting tomorrow is Ashley Apollo, Daughter of Apollo, Greek God of Archery, Music, Dance, Truth, Prophecy, Healing, Diseases, The Sun, Light, and Poetry.
Me: Whoa! Now, that's really awesome!
Selene Emperyous: You got that right. Ashley Apollo is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Greece mainly the legendary Mount Olympus, and like her father, she's a Goddess of Archery, Music, Dance, Truth, Prophecy, Healing, Diseases, The Sun, Light, and Poetry, and she has all her father's powers, she's immortal, and she's also extremely beautiful and sexy. When she and Lincoln met, there was indeed quite the attraction that turned into true love and she swore to protect him from those who sought to do him harm, and her targets were none other than Flip, Lewis Travolta, Scoots, Hawk, Hank, Pablo, Anderson, Chandler, Artie, Trent, and Killjoy Huggins, his enemies, and she also swore to protect him from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, she's really good friends with Luna and Lucy, and Ashley and Lincoln helped Luna with her music and Ashley is a natural when it comes to playing on the lyre, and Ashley helped in teaching Lincoln everything she knows about archery, music, dance, and poetry, and she also helped Lucy with her poems. Lincoln made Ashley a beautiful necklace with blue gem for the pendant, along with a white short-sleeved blouse, blue sleeveless top, long ankle-length white dress skirt, and white bridal gloves, and to show thanks, Ashley kissed Lincoln on the lips as beautiful music played behind them, and it was truly beautiful, and she really hates that delusional, crybaby, no talent hack bitch, Tanya Anyanova with a bloody passion, because Tanya absolutely hated Ashley for always defending Lincoln whenever she tried to kill him and Anna for "ruining her fame and glory", and the same went with Lori, Lola, Lisa, Luan, along with the rest of Lincoln's enemies who plotted to kill him.
Michelle Emperyous: And Selene Arcangela told Ashley everything about what that bitch has done to her little sister, Anna Anyanova, and one time when Ashley and Lincoln were doing some singing practice with Anna Anyanova, that bitch, Tanya, had broken out of the nuthouse and she was out to kill Lincoln yet again along with Anna and Ashley, that was until Lincoln let loose the beast inside him and he viciously attacked that bitch with a dangerous ferocity, and he, Ashley, and Anna blasted her with energy blasts and they also pounced on and kicked the tar out of her, and Lincoln fired red energy waves from his massive white angel wings and tied that bitch up in a red energy straitjacket, and when he alerted the rest of his family of what Tanya Anyanova tried to do to him, Ashley, and Anna, they were really furious at that bitch, especially Lori, and then, Lincoln, Ashley, and Anna furiously gave Tanya a powerful punch that sent her flying right back to the nuthouse, and she ranted and angrily swore revenge and was screaming like crazy, and that warranted the warden to have her put in Solitary Confinement, so no one would have to hear her ugly voice.
Anna Anyanova: Oh man, I remember that day all too well, it was so hilarious, and messing with the Daughter of Apollo is one thing that bitch should've known all too well.
Lincoln: But, it ended in disaster for her.
Raven Ghostrick: Does it ever.
Suddenly, Raven Ghostrick was struck with a vision, and it wasn't good: she saw a group of girls in black vampire hunter clothes, but they were indeed familiar to her and the other Ghostrick Gene-Slammers: it was their old enemies, The Ghostrick Destroyers, a group of fanatical vampire hunters who formed for the sole purpose of destroying them all.
Lincoln: Raven, what's wrong?
Raven Ghostrick: We got big trouble coming our way tomorrow: Ursula, it's them, they've returned.
Ursula Truaigheaingeal: (Scottish Accent) (Gasps) Them, you mean, The Ghostrick Destroyers?! Them, them?!
The Ghostrick Gene-Slammers screamed in fright just like the Louds when Packing Day is declared.
Nico: Whoa! You girls seem to be in quite a huge panic, what's the deal, and who are The Ghostrick Destroyers?
Lincoln: The Ghostrick Destroyers are among the worst group of vampire hunters that The Ghostrick Guardian Angels have ever had the displeasure of knowing. They're a group of fanatical and zealous vampire hunters who formed for the sole purpose of destroying Raven Ghostrick and The Ghostrick Guardian Angels.
We gasped.
Raven Ghostrick: I never thought they'd be back again even after we drove them out of Royal Woods. The leader of The Ghostrick Destroyers is Audrey Blade, she's the most zealous and fanatical of The Ghostrick Destroyers, and she tried to destroy us all even after that monstrous werewolf killed the parents of Ursula Truaigheaingeal and the rest of The Ghostrick Guardian Angels. She has no remorse nor compassion because she also killed innocent people as well, in our eyes, she's the real monster, a demon with no compassion, no love, no remorse, nor forgiveness or humanity.
Ursula Truaigheaingeal: (Scottish Accent) And the rest of her members are just as fanatical as her, there's her second-in-command, Abigail Callidora.
Tiana Masala: (Scottish Accent) Along with Emily Constantia, Eleanor Cruorem, Amelia Daedalus, Chloe Desikan, Scarlett Dragomir, Maya Drusilla, Ella Edwardson, Emma Eleazar, Charlotte Eliodoro, Luna Enoch, Olivia Erasmus, Isabella Ezdemir, Sophia Fayez, Alice Gaspare, Carla Gobara, Scottie Ingrumangel, Aurelia Karayan, Maeve Kearne, Eloise Kieran, and Ophelia Lazarus.
Eli: Whoa, so we got a group of evil vampire hunters who are out to destroy you all, that's just evil!
Lincoln: But, Audrey Blade, Abigail Callidora, Emily Constantia, Eleanor Cruorem, Amelia Daedalus, Chloe Desikan, Scarlett Dragomir, Maya Drusilla, Ella Edwardson, Emma Eleazar, Charlotte Eliodoro, Luna Enoch, Olivia Erasmus, Isabella Ezdemir, Sophia Fayez, Alice Gaspare, Carla Gobara, Scottie Ingrumangel, Aurelia Karayan, Maeve Kearne, Eloise Kieran, and Ophelia Lazarus made a big mistake coming back. I warned them seven years ago that if I ever saw them in Royal Woods again, I would hunt every last one of them down and drain them dry of every last drop of blood.
Lucy Loud: You did, but they refused to learn their lesson.
Me: So, tomorrow, we got War In Gotham Royal York. The Ghostrick Destroyers are back for revenge, but we're ready to get rid of them all.
Raven Ghostrick: That's right. Ghostrick Destroyers, prepare yourselves. We will destroy every last one of you.
Lincoln: And see to it you never come back to hurt my Ghostrick Guardian Angels ever again!
Femme Fatale: Daddy Day Care's not going anywhere.
Titanium Toenail: And Harridan's getting community service.
Mysterio: I hope you kids liked the show.
Tony: We sure did!
Max: Yeah it was fun!
Brass Knuckles: Time to celebrate!
Charlie: I think I can cook something up!
Me: Cool!
Apple White: I think me and my friends have time to celebrate before we head home.
Kit: Same for me and my team.
Robo Roxy: Fair enough
Nico: Great job today everyone. Way to sock it to her.
Woody Woodpeecker: You got that right. (To the viewers) No one should force children to grow up. It takes time for that one.
Me: That is for sure.
We had a great meal and party and then went back to the estate and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
Woody Woodpecker: HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
THE END
Another awesome chapter done.
This chapter was for the movie Daddy Day Care from 2003 and that movie was so funny.
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For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily, along with Eli's team consisting of Crag, Edith Norris, Derek, Odette And Loki (Marvel) as well as Baron Mordo, Evil Cut Man, Hot Dog Monster (OC), Zombie Chicken, Resshaki and Yokai (Big Hero 6) And we're going to Narnia and we're going to find the henchman of the White Witch and have them put into the M.O.E. Also we're going to battle Another Bear (Balto), Mor'Du, Wolves (Beauty And The Beast), Loogie Hawk (Angry Beavers), Drug Peddling Midgets (Family Guy), Evil Cut Man and Baron Mordo. And we're going to meet a Lobster gene-slammer named Catherine Horacio and she is a fisherman that goes after King Crab, Lobster, Mussels, Snow Crab and Clams and she is also one of the best seafood chefs in the world. Also we're going to meet a Toxapex gene-slammer named Lauren Kahmamoku and she is Nico's friend from Hawaii and she knows all about the sea and more.
Tomorrow, we've got ourselves a Supernatural War against a group of zealous and religiously fanatical vampire slayers known as The Ghostrick Destroyers, a group who had tried to destroy Lincoln's Ghostrick Guardian Angels seven years ago, but failed, and he drove them out of Royal Woods. Now, they've come back to fulfill their so-called sacred holy mission, but we're more than ready for those religious fanatics and zealous vampire hunters now exposed as murderous heretics and demons. The first match-up for the saga tomorrow is Ursula Truaigheaingeal, Gene-Slammer of Ghostrick Angel of Mischief and Lincoln VS. Ophelia Lazarus.
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Salem, Massachusetts, and we've got a case of a group of religious fanatics calling themselves The Armaments of God causing havoc in Salem, Massachusetts, but this riot in Salem by these religious fanatics is actually the first sign to The War Against The Ghostrick Destroyers. We're going to put an end to these religious fanatics and this'll send a message to Audrey Blade that if she and her group wants war, she's got it. And we're going to meet the next Daughter of The Olympian Gods and Goddesses, her name is Ashley Apollo, Daughter of Apollo, Greek God of Archery, Music, Dance, Truth, Prophecy, Healing, Diseases, The Sun, Light, and Poetry, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Greece mainly the legendary Mount Olympus, and like her father, she's a Goddess of Archery, Music, Dance, Truth, Prophecy, Healing, Diseases, The Sun, Light, and Poetry, and she has all her father's powers, she's immortal, and she's also extremely beautiful and sexy. When she and Lincoln met, there was indeed quite the attraction that turned into true love and she swore to protect him from those who sought to do him harm, and her targets were none other than Flip, Lewis Travolta, Scoots, Hawk, Hank, Pablo, Anderson, Chandler, Artie, Trent, and Killjoy Huggins, his enemies, and she also swore to protect him from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, she's really good friends with Luna and Lucy, and Ashley and Lincoln helped Luna with her music and Ashley is a natural when it comes to playing on the lyre, and Ashley helped in teaching Lincoln everything she knows about archery, music, dance, and poetry, and she also helped Lucy with her poems. Lincoln made Ashley a beautiful necklace with blue gem for the pendant, along with a white short-sleeved blouse, blue sleeveless top, long ankle-length white dress skirt, and white bridal gloves, and to show thanks, Ashley kissed Lincoln on the lips as beautiful music played behind them, and it was truly beautiful, and she really hates that delusional, crybaby, no talent hack bitch, Tanya Anyanova with a bloody passion, because Tanya absolutely hated Ashley for always defending Lincoln whenever she tried to kill him and Anna for "ruining her fame and glory", and the same went with Lori, Lola, Lisa, Luan, along with the rest of Lincoln's enemies who plotted to kill him, and Selene Arcangela told Ashley everything about what that bitch has done to her little sister, Anna Anyanova, and one time when Ashley and Lincoln were doing some singing practice with Anna Anyanova, that bitch, Tanya, had broken out of the nuthouse and she was out to kill Lincoln yet again along with Anna and Ashley, that was until Lincoln let loose the beast inside him and he viciously attacked that bitch with a dangerous ferocity, and he, Ashley, and Anna blasted her with energy blasts and they also pounced on and kicked the tar out of her, and Lincoln fired red energy waves from his massive white angel wings and tied that bitch up in a red energy straitjacket, and when he alerted the rest of his family of what Tanya Anyanova tried to do to him, Ashley, and Anna, they were really furious at that bitch, especially Lori, and then, Lincoln, Ashley, and Anna furiously gave Tanya a powerful punch that sent her flying right back to the nuthouse, and she ranted and angrily swore revenge and was screaming like crazy, and that warranted the warden to have her put in Solitary Confinement, so no one would have to hear her ugly voice.
Get ready for a crazy time in the park as we battle the supposed WORLD'S BEST BOSS, DOUG MACFARLANE and we're going to kill that monster for good and expose him as the WORST BOSS EVER.
See you next time.
