This chapter is based on the Regular Show episode World's Best Boss
Walking through the beautiful forests of Narnia was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily, along with Eli's team consisting of Crag, Edith Norris, Derek, Odette And Loki (Marvel) as well as Baron Mordo, Evil Cut Man, Hot Dog Monster (OC), Zombie Chicken, Resshaki and Yokai (Big Hero 6) and we were there for an awesome and fun rescue.
Me: Boy Narnia is always so fun and cool.
Carly Atlas: It sure is and it's fun.
Misty Tredwell: It sure is awesome coming here.
Leeli: I think Narnia is so awesome.
Girl Jordan: I do too and it's so beautiful every time.
Xenia: I agree there.
Nico: I do too.
Eli: Same here. This is always so fun and cool.
Qin: You got that right.
Nico: Eli, I want to thank you, Baron Mordo, and your teams for coming.
Eli: No problem Nico. Even though I'm always with you it's so awesome.
Baron Mordo: It sure is.
Qin: I agree there too.
Nico: Yep.
Crag: It sure is fun and I agree too.
Nico: Crag, do you have a specific role in the Ripping Friends?
Crag: I'm the leader and I'm the brains and I come up with the plans.
Nico: That is so cool.
Qin: I think that's so cool.
Lola: It sure is.
Eli: I'll say.
Camie: That is so cool.
Misty Tredwell: Yeah no kidding.
Nico: No offense but I honestly didn't think you were the leader.
Crag: None taken Nico but yeah.
Me: I think Crag is a great leader though.
Qin: Same here.
Lola: Yeah.
Xenia: He and the Ripping Friends all did so much.
Nico: I really enjoyed Daddy Day Care.
Eli: Me too. It was so awesome.
Qin: Yeah it was!
Camie: Yeah that was cool.
Varoe: That was cool. Max farts a lot and that is cute and funny.
Mordo: If Tony thought meeting Flash was an honor, wait until he meets his Rogues.
secs agoBaron Mordo: If Tony thought meeting Flash was an honor, wait until he meets his Rogues.
Lola: That would be awesome.
Xenia: Yep.
Me: I bet Tony would try and kicked them in their stomachs.
We laughed!
Camie: Yeah!
Rainbow Dash: (LAUGHS) That would be awesome!
Varie: Yeah that would be cool.
Nico: And if Ms. Meany tried to discover the truth about the note, deny everything.
Maria: (deadpans) You got that from Buzz, didn't you?
Nico: Yes I did.
I smiled and a halo formed over my head.
Nico: See?
Maria: Okay we will.
Varie: Good.
We arrived at the palace and knelt before Aslan.
Nico: Hi, Aslan!
Aslan: Greetings Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Me: How have Peter and his siblings been doing?
Aslan: They have been doing really well. They are in the process of brining in more of the White Witch's former henchmen.
Xenia: Maybe they can be worthy candidates for the M.O.E.
Lola: Yeah I agree there.
Aslan: That is a good idea there.
Nico: If you're having trouble right now, how about we lend a hand?
Aslan: Absolutely. We would like that.
Camie: How did you guys first come here to Narnia if I might ask?
Me: Oh right many of you guys weren't with us back then. But that was an awesome adventure none of us will ever forget.
I went over what happened in chapter 645 and it was amazing!
When I was done everyone was amazed!
Sunset Shimmer: Wow! That is amazing!
Me: I know. That was back 4 years ago that we came here.
Nico: Boy it has been a while.
Aslan: Indeed it has been a while. And you all saved us.
Xenia: We sure did.
Qin: Yep.
Nico: Where are they right now?
Aslan: Follow me.
We followed Aslan to the beach and we saw the Pevensire siblings battling Polar Bears and Wolves.
Me: Whoa the Polar Bears and Wolves of the White Witch.
Fluttershy: Wow.
Nico: J.D. you would like those wolves.
Me: I sure would.
Maria: Can we play too?!
We jumped in.
Lucy Pevensire: (British Accent) You sure can guys!
Baron Mordo: Stand down you all!
Polar Bear: And who are you to order us?
Baron Mordo: Someone that is here to offer you all a rather good proposition.
Nico: I'd listen to him.
Polar Bear: Oh very well.
Baron Mordo: We would like to have you and your fellow followers of Jadis the White Witch join us in the Masters of Evil. You will be loved and treated there with love and the food is good. Also you get to have fun battling our frenemies here.
Me: It's true.
Polar Bear: Team Loud Phoenix Storm! Been a long time.
Me: It has been a while.
Wolf 1: It sure has.
Wolf 2: How do we know this isn't a trick?
Me: It's not a trick. I assure you on that wholeheartedly.
Nico: Yep.
Eli: That's right.
Nico: If it were a trick, you'd be dead in seconds.
Polar Bear: All right then.
Wolf 1: We all accept.
Fluttershy: Hooray! I'm so glad.
Eli: We all are.
Xenia: That was easy.
Eli: And guys I found Anothers here. They are Another Bear (Balto), Mor'Du, Wolves (Beauty And The Beast), Loogie Hawk (Angry Beavers), Drug Peddling Midgets (Family Guy), Evil Cut Man and Baron Mordo.
We gasped!
Me: Wait Drug Peddling Midgets? (GASP) That is amazing! I Remember that Brian told me that he worked as a cop for a while and helped the police force bust a huge hidden Cocaine operation disguised as a Sunday Church School.
Qin: That is amazing.
Nico: Wait. Do you guys see that?
Me: Is that Slobster?
Nico: No that's not Slobster. That's someone else.
Polar Bear: Oh yeah she just appeared one day and was helping out the Pevensire siblings.
Qin: Wait I think that's a Lobster gene-slammer.
Nico: Lets go see.
We went over.
Me: Hello there.
Lobster: Oh ahoy there.
Nico: (GASP) Catherine Horacio!
Catherine Horacio: Nico!? Awesome to see you again lad.
Nico: Same here. Catherine is a great fisherman and she goes after King Crab, Snow Crab, Lobster, Mussels and Clams.
Me: That is cool!
Catherine Horacio: Aye lad. It sure is. I fished all over the waters of the world and did all that.
Nico: Yep.
Lily: You would get along great with Mr. Krabs and Larry the Lobster. They are awesome.
Nico: I was gonna say that.
Catherine Horacio: Aye. That I would.
Nico: Time to revert you back.
Me: Just a forewarning though, it's going to hurt really bad.
I put on my blind man glasses.
Catherine Horacio: As bad as the pain in Davy Jones Locker.
Qin: Yep.
Catherine Horacio: Aye. I'm ready lads.
The boys covered their eyes.
Me: Here we go. (SNAPS FINGERS)
I snapped my fingers and Catherine doubled over in excruciating pain as she was changing back!
She screamed in pain!
Catherine Horacio: (IN PAIN) IT HURTS SO MUCH!
Me: It'll be over in a few seconds!
She reverted back and had red hair, orange eyes and had the kanji for Lobster in the middle of her forehead.
She got up and she was naked.
Catherine Horacio: Sweet Davy Jones that hurt.
She saw herself and she was naked!
Catherine Horacio: GAH! (COVERS HERSELF) There better not be spying eyes around here.
Nicole: Nope there aren't. I don't see anything.
Rarity: Don't worry darling. We can fis this.
The Fashion brigade went and gave her awesome clothes. A red shirt, skirt, pants, legwarmers, shoes, gloves and even had a Sailor hat on her head.
Nico: Now, let's call the reinforcements.
Me: We'll call in Eclipsa Tyburn, Serenity Dunames, Collette Farmington, Maria Zeus and Abigail Arborea.
Lola: Nice.
Nico: Yep.
Maria called them in and in swirls of elements came Eclipsa Tyburn, Serenity Dunames, Collette Farmington, Maria Zeus and Abigail Arborea.
Eclipsa Tyburn: You rang?
Nico: Perfect girls.
Qin: Awesome.
Eli: And I sense that the Anothers you're facing are all one person and one of Lincoln's Guardian Angels.
Nico: Whoa!
Leni: Maybe we can ask that group of animals over there.
Me: Uh Leni those are Anothers coming!
We saw that they were Another Bear (Balto), Mor'Du, Wolves (Beauty And The Beast), Loogie Hawk (Angry Beavers) and Drug Peddling Midgets (Family Guy)!
Nico: WHOA!
Lola: This is gonna be good!
Qin: Yeah!
Another Bear: (In a girls voice) This is gonna be awesome.
Lincoln: That voice!
They merged and reverted back and it was a girl with pitch black hair, red eyes, and had the symbol of the Evil Hero monsters emblazoned in the middle of her forehead and she had pitch black angel wings and had purple and black clothes and had a dark energon sword!
Lincoln: (GASP) Emilia Connors!
Emilia Connors: Awesome to see you again Lincoln and my god you grew into an amazing young man.
Lincoln: I know. I haven't seen you since you were 17.
Emilia Connors: I heard rumors spread like wildfire that Chase Young was the cause of all your pain right?
Lincoln: That's right.
Nico: The Drug Peddling Midgets are exceptions. But the Anothers you turned into are all animals.
Emilia Connors: I noticed.
Me: How did you get a Dark Energon Saber?
Emilia Connors: Oh I found this.
Nico: Sorry we have to do this.
Emilia Connors: No worries.
Me: By the way are the Another Evil Cut Man and Baron Mordo friendly or hostile?
Emilia Connors: Friendly. And they are also gene-slammers of the Ice Barrier and Gishki monsters.
Qin: WHOA! That is gonna be cool! No pun intended.
Girl Jordan: First lets separate you from all those Anothers.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and was separated from all 5 of the Anothers!
Nico: YEAH!
Emilia Connors: This will be fun.
They fired waves of energy and elements and blasted the Anothers and they exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
I caught the Wonder Ride Books.
Nico: Awesome.
Me: Yeah!
Nico: Another Evil Cut Man is next.
Eli: Yep.
Nico: And speak of the robotic devil!
We saw a dark version of Evil Cut Man. It was ANOTHER EVIL CUT MAN!
Qin: Whoa Another Evil Cut Man.
Nico: Yep.
Qin: Sharp and dangerous.
Another Evil Cut Man: (In a girls voice) This will be a cold one.
Me: (GASP) That voice.
She reverted back and it was a girl with ocean blue hair and had blue eyes and had the symbol of the Ice Barrier emblazoned in the middle of her forehead and she had aqua blue angel wings and had blue clothes and an ice sword in her hands.
Me: Amelia Hyotoria!
Amelia Hyotoria: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here.
Nico: Fancing meeting you here.
Amelia Hyotoria: Same here.
Me: Amelia is a master of ice and she is the gene-slammer of the Ice Barrier monsters.
Qin: Cool! Another pun not intended.
Amelia Hyotoria: I get that a lot.
Crag: Sorry we have to fight like this.
Lincoln: First this.
He fired a wave of energy and separated her.
Crag: IT'S RIPPING TIME!
He went and smashed Another Cut Man and smashed him all over and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
I caught the Ride Book.
Maria: Time for backup! (TURNS DIAL) ELEMENTAL ABSORBING FORCE!
She summoned Absorbing Man, Platinum Princess, RTN Kakuzu, Iron Roidmude, Twist Boma, Son of The Chicken From Outer Space, Vapor and Red-Eyes Darkness Dragon and Demitri Maximoff.
Nico: Nice!
Absorbing Man: This will be fun.
Nico: There's Another Baron Mordo!
We saw a figure and it was ANOTHER BARON MORDO!
Me: Awesome.
Eli: This will be good.
Another Baron Mordo: (In a girls voice) Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: That voice.
She reverted back and it was a girl with ocean blue hair and had blue eyes and the symbol of the Gishki in the middle of her forehead and she had blue clothes and blue angel wings and had a water sword in her hands.
Me: Gabrielle Gishki!
Qin: Whoa!
Gabrielle Gishki: This is gonna be good.
Me: Yep. Gabrielle is a mage and she knows a lot about magic and knows how to use light, dark and elemental magic.
Nico: That is cool!
Kaito: (gets out Abaranger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Zocks: (Gets out Dekaranger gear) Because we can grant it instead.
Kaito got a Tyranno Staff and Zocks got Trents Dino Quill.
Gabrielle Gishki: No I froze him in a block of ice before he could say anything.
Sakura Knudson: That explains why he was frozen back then.
Me: That is clever.
Qin: Yep.
Nico: Sorry we have to do this though.
Gabrielle Gishki: No worries.
She turned into ANOTHER BARON MORDO!
Sougo: (gets out Dino Thunder Ridewatch) So, you use magic, right?
Geiz: (Gets out SPD Ridewatch) Does that include ice magic too?
Sougo got DinoThunderRedArmor while Geiz got SPDRedArmor.
Another Baron Mordo: Yes that's right.
Qin: That is so cool.
Me: Lets do it.
Nico: Time for some magic!
Nico activated Baron Mordo's Ridewatch and fired waves of energy and blasted her down.
Nico: Time to slice and dice! (ACTIVATES EVIL CUT MAN'S RIDEWATCH)
Nico fired blades and cut her all over.
May: Here are some nasty Dogs! (ACTIVATES HOT DOG MONSTER'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired mad hot dogs and blasted her down.
May: IT'S A ZOMBIE CHICKEN! AND IT'S GOT A ZOMBIE EGG! (ACTIVATES ZOMBIE CHICKEN'S RIDEWATCH)
Me: Zombie Egg!? That's not a Zombie Egg! It's..
Nico: That chicken's got a grenade!
May threw it and it hit Another Baron Mordo and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Maria: ALLL ABOARD! (ACTIVATES RESSHAKI'S RIDEWATCH)
She fiored a wave of energy and blasted her down.
Maria: Time for these chips to fight back! (ACTIVATES YOKAI'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired chip blasts and smashed her down.
Crag: Time for these blades to rip! (ACTIVATES EVIL CUT MAN'S RIDEWATCH)
He fired blades and blasted her down.
Then Amora, Evil Drill Man, Powerpunk Girls, Mouse Shot Lion, Jinxer and Mummy Legendorga came.
Nico: Nice team Amora!
Amora: Thanks Nico.
Qin: This will be fun.
?: It sure will.
A Toxapex came!
Me: Hey a Toxapex!
Nico: Awesome!
Toxapex: (In a girls voice) This will be awesome and fun.
Nico: Lauren Kahmamoku! Whoa!
Qin: Lauren awesome to see you!
Toxapex: Same here Qin.
Nico: Didn't expect to see you here!
Toxapex: I know.
She reverted back and was a girl with purple hair and aqua blue eyes and had blue Hawaiian clothes on.
Lauren Kahmamoku: I got this!
She fired a wave of energy and blasted down Another Baron Mordo and I caught the ridewatch and brought Gabrielle over.
Me: That was awesome.
Crag: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Lauren Kahmamoku: When me and Nico went surfing in Maui and we surfed a huge 85 foot wave and we stuck a flag on top of a spire.
Nico: Yep.
Me: That is cool!
Rainbow Dash: Awesome!
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Lauren hugged.
Nico: I've really missed you.
Lauren Kahmamoku: Me too Nico. Me too.
We went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, Hunter, Bender, Carla Wong III, Halinor, Cassidy, and Yan Lin are heading to Salem, Massachusetts, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the four girls here, but we've got a case of a group of religious fanatics calling themselves The Armaments of God causing havoc in Salem, Massachusetts, but this riot in Salem by these religious fanatics is actually the first sign to The War Against The Ghostrick Destroyers. We're going to put an end to these religious fanatics and this'll send a message to Audrey Blade that if she and her group wants war, she's got it.
Lincoln: Wow, we're here in Salem, Massachusetts, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the four girls here, but we've got a case of a group of religious fanatics calling themselves The Armaments of God causing havoc in Salem, Massachusetts.
Raven Ghostrick: This riot in Salem by these religious fanatics, this is actually the first sign to The War Against The Ghostrick Destroyers, so Audrey Blade is already starting to stir up trouble. We're going to put an end to these religious fanatics and this'll send a message to Audrey Blade that if she and her group wants war, she's got it.
Sebastian Mendez: If they're starting trouble by getting religious fanatics riled up and causing havoc, we've got to put an end to this chaos and quick. Oh, Lincoln, I've got something I wanted to give you courtesy of a fallen old enemy of The Teen Titans.
Sebastian took out an amulet with a large red jewel.
Robin: (Gasps) That's the enchanted amulet belonging to The Master of Games.
Lincoln: I remembered you, Cyborg, and Beast Boy telling us all about him.
Cyborg: Yeah, how did you get this?
Sebastian then summoned The Master of Games chained up and inside a prison container.
Beast Boy: (Whistles) So, you roughed up The Master of Games and snatched his enchanted amulet and put him in chains.
Suddenly, The Master of Games' enchanted amulet glowed red and it then merged with the large gold circular chest plate in the center of Lincoln's harness and glowed with intense light, and as soon as the light faded, the large gold circular chest plate with the phoenix on it now had red jewels around it.
Lincoln: Whoa, now that's really awesome! Now, to deal with The Master of Games.
Sebastian removed The Master of Games from his prison container, and Lincoln drove his massive greatsword into The Master of Games' stomach, and he began sucking out all of his muscle mass and life energy, and when he was done and he removed his massive greatsword from his stomach, The Master of Games was now a desiccated corpse drained of muscle mass and life energy, and as soon as his soul appeared, Lincoln banished him to The Black Gates forever.
Hunter: (German Accent) One less dishonorable member of The Brotherhood of Evil to deal with. Now, to deal with The Armaments of God.
Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long auburn hair and blue headband, red eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful white angel wings, she's dressed in a white short-sleeved blouse, sleeveless blue top, necklace with pearls and blue gem for the pendant, long ankle-length white skirt, white bridal gloves, blue knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with roe deer, swans, cicadas, hawks, ravens, crows, foxes, mice, snakes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Apollo, and holstered on her back is a massive Apollo-themed greatsword with embedded blue gems and Apollo etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged blue blade, large blue deer heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces embedded on both sides of the hilt with blue gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large white angel heads and large blue red gem on the bottom of the large white angel heads for the pommel.
Selene Arcangela: (Gasps) The roe deer, swans, cicadas, hawks, ravens, crows, foxes, mice, and snakes motif on the sleeveless trenchcoat, you're one of the daughters of the Olympian Gods and Goddesses.
Auburn-Haired Girl: That's right, and I also got the four girls away from those religious fanatics. That Audrey Blade really riled them up into a mad frenzy.
Lincoln: (Gasps) That voice, Ashley Apollo, I knew it was you.
?: GET THEM! GET THE INFIDELS!
We then saw a massive group of people heading right for us, they were The Armaments of God, the group of religious fanatics and zealots, and they were out to kill us.
Sylvester: Oh great, here come the religious nutcases!
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: We've taken down a bunch of religious fanatics in the past, and this makes no difference, only one thing awaits them: death. Let's get them!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Magical Elemental Fairy Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Fairy Wolf Justice and Divine Elemental Fairy Magic Mysticon Wolf Hope and he had his Lupus' Celestial Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice and Eye of Lupus orb ready, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Hunter and his team, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nico, Nicole, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after The Armaments of God, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Armament of God Leader: INFIDELS! YOU WILL ALL PAY!
The Armaments of God charged yet again at us, but Lincoln moved with such superhuman speed he dodged their attacks but not before tying them all together before they had time to react, and then, he dug his finger into the leader's skull, and he was absorbed into Lincoln's body as his body was broken down by the acid released by Lincoln's acidic cells, and this caused a chain reaction as he also absorbed the rest of them into his body, and then, he drained all their souls of their life energy, and he sent them all to The Black Gates forever. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: That should put an end to The Armaments of God, and now, to send my declaration of war to Audrey Blade.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire eyes and Third Eye's rainbow iris glowed, and he already found the location of Audrey Blade, Abigail Callidora, Emily Constantia, Eleanor Cruorem, Amelia Daedalus, Chloe Desikan, Scarlett Dragomir, Maya Drusilla, Ella Edwardson, Emma Eleazar, Charlotte Eliodoro, Luna Enoch, Olivia Erasmus, Isabella Ezdemir, Sophia Fayez, Alice Gaspare, Carla Gobara, Scottie Ingrumangel, Aurelia Karayan, Maeve Kearne, Eloise Kieran, and Ophelia Lazarus: they're holed up in their old lair in the deep south of Gotham Royal York.
The Ghostrick Destroyers were still waiting to hear the news of the deaths of The Ghostrick Gene-Slammers, but then, a pair of glowing deep blue sapphire eyes and glowing rainbow iris of a Third Eye appeared from nowhere.
Lincoln: I warned you and your zealous group never to show your faces again, Audrey Blade, after I drove you all out of Royal Woods seven years ago, but you decided not to listen and you decided to come back again?!
Audrey Blade: We will never stop until The Ghostrick Gene-Slammers and all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm are all dead! You are all a bunch of monsters!
Lincoln: The only monsters here are you and your group, Audrey. None of you are even true vampire hunters, you have shown no remorse nor compassion because you have also killed innocent people as well, innocent people who weren't monsters. In our eyes, all of you are the real monsters, you are a bunch of heretics and demons with no compassion, no love, no remorse, nor forgiveness or humanity. And what you did in causing a riot by forcing The Armaments of God to cause havoc in Salem, that's the last straw, today, I declare war on all of you, and this time, there shall be no mercy at all, you will all die in a pool of your own blood.
The glowing deep blue sapphire eyes and glowing rainbow iris of the Third Eye disappeared, and that enraged Audrey Blade and her group: Lincoln's declared war on The Ghostrick Destroyers, and there'll be no mercy at all.
Nico: Slick move, Lincoln, you've done the same thing you did when you declared war on The Church of Necrom last year.
Lincoln: Now, I've used it again to declare war on that religious fanatic and murderous heretic and her group, and I've pissed them off even more. (To Ashley Apollo) And it's so good to see you again, Ashley Apollo.
Ashley Apollo: You too, Linky, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Ashley Apollo and he hugged her, and Ashley Apollo is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms and short stubble on his jawline, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Ashley Apollo: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms and short stubble on your jawline and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot in height and become a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago. Plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Nico: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and he's become truly immortal.
Me: And Lincoln, you know this girl?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., this is Ashley Apollo, Daughter of Apollo, Greek God of Archery, Music, Dance, Truth, Prophecy, Healing, Diseases, The Sun, Light, and Poetry, she's my Guardian Angel from Greece mainly the legendary Mount Olympus, and like her father, she's a Goddess of Archery, Music, Dance, Truth, Prophecy, Healing, Diseases, The Sun, Light, and Poetry, and she has all her father's powers, she's immortal, and she's also extremely beautiful and sexy. When she and I first met, there was indeed quite the attraction that turned into true love and she swore to protect me from those who sought to do me harm, and her targets were none other than Flip, Lewis Travolta, Scoots, Hawk, Hank, Pablo, Anderson, Chandler, Artie, Trent, and Killjoy Huggins, his enemies, and she also swore to protect him from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan.
Selene Emperyous: And she's really good friends with Luna and Lucy, and Ashley and Lincoln helped Luna with her music and Ashley is a natural when it comes to playing on the lyre, and Ashley helped in teaching Lincoln everything she knows about archery, music, dance, and poetry, and she also helped Lucy with her poems. Lincoln made Ashley a beautiful necklace with blue gem for the pendant, along with a white short-sleeved blouse, blue sleeveless top, long ankle-length white dress skirt, and white bridal gloves, and to show thanks, Ashley kissed Lincoln on the lips as beautiful music played behind them, and it was truly beautiful, and she really hates that delusional, crybaby, no talent hack bitch, Tanya Anyanova with a bloody passion, because Tanya absolutely hated Ashley for always defending Lincoln whenever she tried to kill him and Anna for "ruining her fame and glory", and the same went with Lori, Lola, Lisa, Luan, along with the rest of Lincoln's enemies who plotted to kill him.
Michelle Emperyous: And Selene Arcangela told Ashley everything about what that bitch has done to her little sister, Anna Anyanova, and one time when Ashley and Lincoln were doing some singing practice with Anna Anyanova, that bitch, Tanya, had broken out of the nuthouse and she was out to kill Lincoln yet again along with Anna and Ashley, that was until Lincoln let loose the beast inside him and he viciously attacked that bitch with a dangerous ferocity, and he, Ashley, and Anna blasted her with energy blasts and they also pounced on and kicked the tar out of her, and Lincoln fired red energy waves from his massive white angel wings and tied that bitch up in a red energy straitjacket, and when he alerted the rest of his family of what Tanya Anyanova tried to do to him, Ashley, and Anna, they were really furious at that bitch, especially Lori, and then, Lincoln, Ashley, and Anna furiously gave Tanya a powerful punch that sent her flying right back to the nuthouse, and she ranted and angrily swore revenge and was screaming like crazy, and that warranted the warden to have her put in Solitary Confinement, so no one would have to hear her ugly voice.
Anna Anyanova: Well, you'll be happy to know we killed her and this time for good, and instead of giving her The Black Gates, I imprisoned her inside a painting prison forever.
Anna Anyanova took out the painting with Tanya imprisoned inside it, and she was ranting like crazy wanting revenge.
Ashley Apollo: Yeesh, I knew there was no mistaking that ugly voice from anywhere, but it serves her right.
Lincoln: We were all sick and tired of that whining crybaby, Tanya, she never had any talent and she let fame and fortune get into her head, and it made her into an insane monster bitch, and she's just lucky she'll be imprisoned inside that painting forever. And now that you're here, Ashley.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Ashley Apollo in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Lincoln: That should put an end to The Armaments of God, and now, to send my declaration of war to Audrey Blade.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire eyes and Third Eye's rainbow iris glowed, and he already found the location of Audrey Blade, Abigail Callidora, Emily Constantia, Eleanor Cruorem, Amelia Daedalus, Chloe Desikan, Scarlett Dragomir, Maya Drusilla, Ella Edwardson, Emma Eleazar, Charlotte Eliodoro, Luna Enoch, Olivia Erasmus, Isabella Ezdemir, Sophia Fayez, Alice Gaspare, Carla Gobara, Scottie Ingrumangel, Aurelia Karayan, Maeve Kearne, Eloise Kieran, and Ophelia Lazarus: they're holed up in their old lair in the deep south of Gotham Royal York.
The Ghostrick Destroyers were still waiting to hear the news of the deaths of The Ghostrick Gene-Slammers, but then, a pair of glowing deep blue sapphire eyes and glowing rainbow iris of a Third Eye appeared from nowhere.
Lincoln: I warned you and your zealous group never to show your faces again, Audrey Blade, after I drove you all out of Royal Woods seven years ago, but you decided not to listen and you decided to come back again?!
Audrey Blade: We will never stop until The Ghostrick Gene-Slammers and all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm are all dead! You are all a bunch of monsters!
Lincoln: The only monsters here are you and your group, Audrey. None of you are even true vampire hunters, you have shown no remorse nor compassion because you have also killed innocent people as well, innocent people who weren't monsters. In our eyes, all of you are the real monsters, you are a bunch of heretics and demons with no compassion, no love, no remorse, nor forgiveness or humanity. And what you did in causing a riot by forcing The Armaments of God to cause havoc in Salem, that's the last straw, today, I declare war on all of you, and this time, there shall be no mercy at all, you will all die in a pool of your own blood.
The glowing deep blue sapphire eyes and glowing rainbow iris of the Third Eye disappeared, and that enraged Audrey Blade and her group: Lincoln's declared war on The Ghostrick Destroyers, and there'll be no mercy at all.
Nico: Slick move, Lincoln, you've done the same thing you did when you declared war on The Church of Necrom last year.
Lincoln: Now, I've used it again to declare war on that religious fanatic and murderous heretic and her group, and I've pissed them off even more. (To Ashley Apollo) And it's so good to see you again, Ashley Apollo.
Ashley Apollo: You too, Linky, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Ashley Apollo and he hugged her, and Ashley Apollo is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms and short stubble on his jawline, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Ashley Apollo: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms and short stubble on your jawline and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot in height and become a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago. Plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Nico: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and he's become truly immortal.
Me: And Lincoln, you know this girl?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., this is Ashley Apollo, Daughter of Apollo, Greek God of Archery, Music, Dance, Truth, Prophecy, Healing, Diseases, The Sun, Light, and Poetry, she's my Guardian Angel from Greece mainly the legendary Mount Olympus, and like her father, she's a Goddess of Archery, Music, Dance, Truth, Prophecy, Healing, Diseases, The Sun, Light, and Poetry, and she has all her father's powers, she's immortal, and she's also extremely beautiful and sexy. When she and I first met, there was indeed quite the attraction that turned into true love and she swore to protect me from those who sought to do me harm, and her targets were none other than Flip, Lewis Travolta, Scoots, Hawk, Hank, Pablo, Anderson, Chandler, Artie, Trent, and Killjoy Huggins, his enemies, and she also swore to protect him from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan.
Selene Emperyous: And she's really good friends with Luna and Lucy, and Ashley and Lincoln helped Luna with her music and Ashley is a natural when it comes to playing on the lyre, and Ashley helped in teaching Lincoln everything she knows about archery, music, dance, and poetry, and she also helped Lucy with her poems. Lincoln made Ashley a beautiful necklace with blue gem for the pendant, along with a white short-sleeved blouse, blue sleeveless top, long ankle-length white dress skirt, and white bridal gloves, and to show thanks, Ashley kissed Lincoln on the lips as beautiful music played behind them, and it was truly beautiful, and she really hates that delusional, crybaby, no talent hack bitch, Tanya Anyanova with a bloody passion, because Tanya absolutely hated Ashley for always defending Lincoln whenever she tried to kill him and Anna for "ruining her fame and glory", and the same went with Lori, Lola, Lisa, Luan, along with the rest of Lincoln's enemies who plotted to kill him.
Michelle Emperyous: And Selene Arcangela told Ashley everything about what that bitch has done to her little sister, Anna Anyanova, and one time when Ashley and Lincoln were doing some singing practice with Anna Anyanova, that bitch, Tanya, had broken out of the nuthouse and she was out to kill Lincoln yet again along with Anna and Ashley, that was until Lincoln let loose the beast inside him and he viciously attacked that bitch with a dangerous ferocity, and he, Ashley, and Anna blasted her with energy blasts and they also pounced on and kicked the tar out of her, and Lincoln fired red energy waves from his massive white angel wings and tied that bitch up in a red energy straitjacket, and when he alerted the rest of his family of what Tanya Anyanova tried to do to him, Ashley, and Anna, they were really furious at that bitch, especially Lori, and then, Lincoln, Ashley, and Anna furiously gave Tanya a powerful punch that sent her flying right back to the nuthouse, and she ranted and angrily swore revenge and was screaming like crazy, and that warranted the warden to have her put in Solitary Confinement, so no one would have to hear her ugly voice.
Anna Anyanova: Well, you'll be happy to know we killed her and this time for good, and instead of giving her The Black Gates, I imprisoned her inside a painting prison forever.
Anna Anyanova took out the painting with Tanya imprisoned inside it, and she was ranting like crazy wanting revenge.
Ashley Apollo: Yeesh, I knew there was no mistaking that ugly voice from anywhere, but it serves her right.
Lincoln: We were all sick and tired of that whining crybaby, Tanya, she never had any talent and she let fame and fortune get into her head, and it made her into an insane monster bitch, and she's just lucky she'll be imprisoned inside that painting forever. And now that you're here, Ashley.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Ashley Apollo in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Ashley Apollo: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Ashley Apollo's neck with blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Ashley Apollo: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Ashley Apollo.
Ashley Apollo had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her, and he leaned down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them. Then, we went up to the four girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, he immediately recognized them. The four girls are Mirei Furukawa and Kenko Kenko from Ayatsuri Niku Ningyou and Iris Rebel and Mei Li Naceri from Armored Girl Iris.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Mirei Furukawa and Kenko Kenko from Ayatsuri Niku Ningyou and Iris Rebel and Mei Li Naceri from Armored Girl Iris.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Mirei Furukawa: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Mirei Furukawa and the other three girls saw who it was that saved them from The Armaments of God, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura around him.
Mirei Furukawa: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Lincoln made three clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Mirei Furukawa: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Mirei Furukawa, Kenko Kenko, Iris Rebel, and Mei Li Naceri with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team were shocked to find out the villains we went after went after were a group of religious fanatics calling themselves The Armaments of God causing havoc in Salem, Massachusetts, but this riot in Salem by these religious fanatics was actually the first sign to The War Against The Ghostrick Destroyers.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did in beating those religious fanatics and Lincoln finishing them off by absorbing them into his body along with what he just did to The Master of Games and he sent them to The Black Gates forever and declaring war on The Ghostrick Destroyers, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him all over, and they had steam whistling out their ears. Lincoln and Ashley Apollo have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back in town.
Maria: Whoa, so those so-called vampire hunters were the ones who incited those religious fanatics into a frenzied riot in Salem. Jeez.
Lincoln: Yep, but after I killed them by absorbing them, I sent my declaration of war to Audrey Blade and her group. Now, we're at war with them.
Nico: And I can't believe Sebastian mangled The Master of Games, we were planning on going after him in the future.
Sebastian Mendez: I decided to take care of that, so we wouldn't have trouble, and his enchanted amulet merged with the gold circular chest plate on Lincoln's chest harness.
Lincoln: And I now have all of its abilities and I can't wait to test it out.
Me: That opportunity will come sooner than you think, Lincoln.
After destroying The Armaments of God and also taking down and destroying The Master of Games Sebastian captured earlier on, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Ashley Apollo saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Ashley Apollo: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 17-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Ashley, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Ashley Apollo: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Ashley Apollo: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Nico: Yep. So, Ashley, what's the story on how you took down Tanya Anyanova when that bitch broke out again to seek revenge?
?: Wait, don't start without me.
Suddenly, we saw Volcanic Blaster, Volcanic Counter, Volcanic Doomfire, Volcanic Emperor, Volcanic Hammerer, Volcanic Queen, Volcanic Rat, Volcanic Rimfire, Volcanic Rocket, Volcanic Scattershot, Volcanic Shell, Volcanic Slicer, and Volcanic Trooper appear before us.
Nico: WHEW! The Volcanic Duel Monsters!
Me: WHEW! MAN, THAT'S HOT!
Volcanic Blaster, Volcanic Counter, Volcanic Doomfire, Volcanic Emperor, Volcanic Hammerer, Volcanic Queen, Volcanic Rat, Volcanic Rimfire, Volcanic Rocket, Volcanic Scattershot, Volcanic Shell, Volcanic Slicer, and Volcanic Trooper: (Girl's voice) Yeah, I get that a lot.
Lincoln: (Gasps) That voice, Hannah MacKenzie, I knew it was you.
Zoey Mackenzie: My older sister's here, wow!
Hannah MacKenzie reverted back to normal, and she's a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long crimson red hair and orange headband, red eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful crimson red angel wings, she's dressed in a black short-sleeved blouse, sleeveless crimson red top, necklace with pearls and crimson red gem for the pendant, red skirt, white bridal gloves, black pants, crimson red knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with volcanoes, lava, magma, and angels on the coattails and on the back are The Volcanic Duel Monsters, and holstered on her back is a massive Volcanic Monsters-themed greatsword with embedded crimson red gems and the Volcanic Monsters etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged crimson red blade, large crimson red dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces embedded on both sides of the hilt with crimson red gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large white angel heads and large crimson red gem on the bottom of the large white angel heads for the pommel.
Hannah MacKenzie: You too, Linky, it's been such a long time.
Lincoln went up to Hannah MacKenzie and he hugged them, and Hannah MacKenzie is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms and short stubble on his jawline, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Hannah MacKenzie: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms and short stubble on your jawline and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot in height and become a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago. Plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Nico: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and he's become truly immortal.
Me: And Lincoln, you know this superhot and super sexy girl?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., this is Hannah MacKenzie, Gene-Slammer of The Volcanic Duel Monsters and powerful master of fire and lava, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and the older sister of Zoey Mackenzie. She was actually born with extremely powerful powers over lava and fire, superhot core temperature, the ability to swim in lava, immunity to superhot and spicy foods, absorb fire, and superhuman immense heat making her hotter than a million volcanoes.
Nicole: DAMN! Now, that's really hot.
Lincoln: And she's also a powerful sword wielder, and she wields Fire Excalibur, but this one has the powers of fire and lava. She, like her sister, Zoey Mackenzie, has defended me many times over from the animalistic fury of Lynn, and she has more than once beaten up, pummeled, and she'd absolutely clobbered that animalistic four-legged monstrosity, and she's also dealt with the extremely nasty and fiery demonic wrath of Lola, and Hannah's had to more than once put that little monster in her place. One time, when Hannah and I were in our secret hot springs, Lynn and Lola came charging in after them wanting to kill them again, but Hannah and I fired blasts of fire at Lola and Lynn which hit them and sent them out of there and into a net Luna set up and she dragged them back to The Loud House to face their doom. I made Hannah a beautiful necklace with red gem, and to show thanks, Hannah kissed me on the lips, and she hates Lynn and Lola with a volcanically hot passion.
Eli: Yikes! And I thought what Zoey did to Lynn was bad!
Lincoln: Trust me, I've seen what Hannah was capable of, and Lynn and Lola always got burned badly by her. And now that you're here, Hannah.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Hannah MacKenzie in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Hannah MacKenzie: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Hannah MacKenzie's neck with crimson red gems on the gold lightning bolts and crimson red crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Hannah MacKenzie: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Hannah MacKenzie.
Hannah MacKenzie had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her, and he leaned down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them, and Lincoln went back to working out.
Lincoln: Now, that Hannah's here, you can go ahead and show them the video, Ashley.
Ashley Apollo: You got it.
Ashley Apollo pulled up a video and it played on the screen, and it showed Ashley and Lincoln doing some singing practice with Anna Anyanova at The Loud House. But, their day was about to come to an abrupt end by an uninvited guest.
?: I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU FOR RUINING ME!
Past Anna Anyanova: Oh great, can't you give it a rest, you bitch?!
Everyone ran to the window, and they saw who it was that bellowed like that: Tanya Anyanova, and she was still dressed in her prison jumpsuit.
Past Ashley Apollo: Tanya broke out of the nuthouse again?!
Past Lincoln: That brat's gone crazy yet again!
Past Lori: Tanya, you're really starting to get on our nerves!
Suddenly, Lincoln's heart was pounding and his deep sapphire blue eyes turned blood red, and his fangs grew longer and his claws grew sharper. But, then, Lincoln's upper and lower body muscles suddenly grew much bigger as he let his rage loose.
Past Lincoln: I WILL NOT LET YOU LAY ONE FILTHY HAND ON ANNA EVER AGAIN, TANYA! (WOLF ROAR)
Nico: Oh...Shit!
Lori: That bitch was so dead meat on a stick that day!
Lincoln let the beast out in him and Lincoln charged at Tanya, and he grabbed her by the collar of her jumpsuit and lifted Tanya up off the ground with such superhuman strength and he threw her into a tree, and he really attacked her with a dangerous ferocity, and he, Ashley, and Anna blasted her with energy blasts and they also pounced on and kicked the tar out of her, and Lincoln fired red energy waves from his massive white angel wings and tied that bitch up in a red energy straitjacket.
Past Lori: This time, don't you ever come after us again, Tanya. Send that monster flying right back to the nuthouse!
Then, Lincoln, Ashley, and Anna gave Tanya a powerful punch that sent her flying right back to her cell in the nuthouse, and she ranted and angrily swore revenge and was screaming like crazy, and that warranted the warden to have her put in Solitary Confinement, so no one would have to hear her ugly voice as the video ended.
Nico: What a bitch!
Lincoln: That's putting it mildly.
Hannah MacKenzie: She was such a fame-crazy talentless bitch, and in the end, it proved to be her undoing when she angered Lori.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Blue Mountain Butterspy, Morpho Butterspy, Swallowtail Butterspy are heading to Ember Island.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Blue Mountain Butterspy, Morpho Butterspy, Swallowtail Butterspy are dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Blue Mountain Butterspy, Morpho Butterspy, Swallowtail Butterspy had feelings for Lincoln and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of thugs Icky Vicky hired to kill them, Lincoln killed them all and sucked out their blood and life energy, which made her go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at that she-demon and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of those buttfaces, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that fire-breathing dragon have sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Blue Mountain Butterspy: Wow, so this is Ember Island, it sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Blue Mountain Butterspy, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Blue Mountain Butterspy, Morpho Butterspy, Swallowtail Butterspy dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, then they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Blue Mountain Butterspy, Morpho Butterspy, Swallowtail Butterspy got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, but then, they saw hulking muscle-bound thugs hired by Icky Vicky coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he'd sucked out their muscle mass and strength and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he sent them to The Black Gates forever.
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Blue Mountain Butterspy, Morpho Butterspy, Swallowtail Butterspy, and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Blue Mountain Butterspy, Morpho Butterspy, Swallowtail Butterspy placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive muscular body, and eight-pack abs.
Nico: Whoa, looks like someone really had an awesome time at Ember Island, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!
Suddenly, three Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Blue Mountain Butterspy, Morpho Butterspy, Swallowtail Butterspy with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Blue Mountain Butterspy, Morpho Butterspy, Swallowtail Butterspy are now in your harem.
Laney: It's gonna be so awesome having The Butterspy Duel Monsters as our new stepsisters.
Jenna: And Icky Vicky has some nerve trying to kill them, that kid-hating rage-crazy she-demon is just making things much worse for herself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that she demon was nothing but fucking trouble, but just like Flip and the other jerks, she's just making things worse for herself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Blue Mountain Butterspy, Morpho Butterspy, Swallowtail Butterspy, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs she sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass and strength and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and she should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Icky Vicky scream and roar with extreme hatred and rage, and now, the bubble butt monster has officially lost her mind.
Maria: (Flips Icky Vicky the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, bitch!
Nico: Even after we've kicked her miserable hide, that fire-breathing she-dragon still refuse to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Flip, Lewis Travolta, Amy, Pablo, Anderson, Billy McLean, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We were watching TV and then Goro came.
Goro Sakurai: You guys want to go on patrol with me?
Rin Nohara: We sure would!
Me: Yeah.
Nico: Lets head down.
We went down to the planet and went into the city.
We saw everything all peaceful and fun.
Lola: So far everything is quiet.
Ino: I like peaceful moments like these.
Me: Me too Ino.
Qin: Yea it's always fun.
Nico: It sure is.
Me: Yep. Hey Nico this gives me a good idea. Lets have a Team Loud Phoenix Storm Spirit Week.
Nico: Ooh I like it. What days should we do for them?
Me: Pajamas, Swimsuits, Crystal Guardians, Favorite Foods and Sports.
Nico: I like it! That swimsuits one will be at the beach.
Qin: Yeah.
Lola: That's an awesome idea.
Beastbox: Who's that over there?
We saw a woman and it was someone I remember seeing.
Me: (In my head) Wait a second. That's Tamaki and she is Shinnosuke's girlfriend. I remember her. And like Fusako she wanted attention herself.
Xenia: She looks like she is trying to garner some attention.
Qin: Poor girl.
Camie: Lets go help her.
We went over.
Nico: Hello there. Are you lost?
Tamaki: I think I am. Team Loud Phoenix Storm! Wow I heard so much about you from Shinnosuke.
Me: So we have heard.
Xenia: Is Shinnosuke doing okay?
Tamaki: He sure is.
Eli: Good.
Qin: That's good he's doing alright.
Sonic: It sure is.
Tamaki: I'm sorry. I want to know where I am. But people keep ignoring me!
Me: You're actually all the way over in Gotham Royal York in Michigan over in America.
Tamaki: Wow! I'm miles from home.
Lisa Loud: 6,407 miles from home to be precise.
Nico: That's right.
Qin: Yeah.
Tamaki: Wow!
Nico: I know. Far huh.
Tamaki: But if that's the case, then I'll never see Shinnosuke again! Please, SOMEONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
Me: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! You have us paying attention to you now. But uh oh!
She was then surrounded by an energy circle with the JAKQ Logo and turned into Jaaki from episode 39 of Donbrothers!
In a part of the city, Tamaki caught Shinnosuke cheating on her. He runs away and Tamaki is upset and chases him until she trips and then she cries for the heartbreak he caused her. This causes Tamaki, who despairs and desires for someone to look at and pay attention to her, to becoming the JAKQ Hitotsuki, Jakki. Tsubasa becomes Inu Brother and the rest of the Donbrothers teleport to his location soon after, this unfortunately activates Don Killer's tracking sensors and he flies to their location.
The gang fight off the Hitotsuki like usual and Sononi is about to equip her armor to try to destroy Jakki, when Don Killer lands and Jakki escapes with all of them distracted.
Later as Don Killer and Don Killer-Killer were fighting, Haruka, Kaito and Taro stumble upon Jakki wandering in the same area as them. Jiro is doing sit-ups when the Ryukonogeki appears and the three hospitalized Rangers are able to return to fighting shape by healing their broken bones through sheer force of willpower. All of them teleport to Taro's location, who equipped his GolDon armor offscreen, Jiro decides to help Taro while Shinichi and Tsuyoshi are shocked by Don Killer-Killer's resemblance to the former.
Jakki uses constructs of playing cards to attack the Donbrothers, but Jiro and Taro counter with a Ryusoulger Avatar Change into Ryusoul Gold and GolDon Ryusoul Red to destroy the cards and finish Jakki with a Festival End/Lightning Dragon Flash combo attack. Jakki becomes Jakking and the Donbrothers become Goldon Onitaijin and Toradoragonjin, with Jakking using Card suit constructs to attack the two robos. After knocking her down, the team becomes Toradora Onitaijin Kiwami and purifies Jakking with the DonBros Fantasia Supreme. Tamaki wakes up on the bridge, confused as to what happened but otherwise alright.
We gasped!
Me: WHOA! Jakki the J.A.K.Q. Hitotsuki!
Nico: This one is gonna be tough!
Me: And I remember this one too! Tamaki was pissed off that Shinnosuke cheated on her and she chased him and tripped and lost him! She ended up getting lost! And then she turned into Jakki!
Nico: WHOA! And they do say Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Scorned!
Qin: No kidding!
Me: Or in this case, Hell Hath No Fury Like A Hitotsuki Scorned!
Goro Sakurai entered a Powered Capsule.
He turned into SPADE ACE!
Me: Sorry about this Tamaki! But it's for your own good!
Syd: And we have some new morphs too!
Me, Nico, Donbrothers, Lyra and others: AVATAR CHANGE!
We transformed!
Sonoi: Absolute Integrity and Perfection Personified! SONOI! ソノイ
Sononi: A beautiful Rose has its thorns… Looking to know love! SONONI! ソノニ
Sonoza: When my interest is caught, nothing gets in the way! SONOZA! ソノザ
All 3: The 3 assembled! The Noto Trio!
Don Masamune: The Jaws that have snapped awake… DON MURASAME! ドンムラサメ
Jiro: Able bodied and dragon-muscled! DON DRAGOKU! ドンドラゴクウ
Dangerous Jiro: And DON TORABOLT! トラボルト
Shinichi: Bidding farewell to the transient world… SARU BROTHER! サルブラザー
Haruka: The manga master… ONI SISTER! オニシスター
Tsubasa: The fastest get away alive! INU BROTHER! イヌブラザー
Tsuyoshi: One faithful pheasant! KIJI BROTHER! キジブラザー
Earth Masamune: AN AVALANCHE OF BOULDERS FROM THE NORTH! EARTH GENBU! アースゲンブ
Fire Masamune: FIREBALLS THAT BURN DOWN FROM THE SKY OF THE SOUTH! FIRE SUZAKU! ファイアスザク
Wind Masamune: WINDS THAT BLOW FROM THE WEST! WIND BYAKKO! 風白虎
Water Masamune: WATERS THAT FLOW FROM THE EAST! WATER SEIRYU! 水清流!
Kanako: THE LIGHT OF THE JANUARY WOLF MOON SHINES BRIGHT IN THE AURORA! DON WOLFEN! ドンウルフェン
Koichiro Higashi: THE SONG OF THE CLASSICAL FESTIVAL! DON MAESTORA! ドンマエストロラ
Taichi: THE WATERS OF THE OCEAN HAVE AMAZING MERMAIDS! DON ATLANTIA! ドンアトランティア
Mizuho Ijuin: THE FAIRIES SPARKLE IN THE BEAUTY OF SPRING! DON SPRINGFOR! ドンスプリングフォー
Dante: THE SIMIANS OF FRIENDSHIP AND LOVE! DON PRIMATIA! ドンプリマティア
Yusei: THE STARS OF STARDUST DRAGON! DON STARDUST! ドンスターダスト
Jack Atlas: THE FIRES OF RED DRAGON ARCHFIEND! DON ARCHFIEND! ドンアーチフィーンド
Carly Atlas: The ORANGE FLAMES OF THE HUMMINGBIRD! DUCHESS HUMMINGBIRD! ハチドリ公爵夫人
Akiza: THE ROSE OF THE BLACK ROSE DRAGON! DUCHESS BLACK ROSE! ブラックローズ公爵夫人
Sakura Avalon: ENCHANTRESS OF THE CLOW! DUCHESS CLOW! クロウ公爵夫人
Keiko: PUTTING CRIMINALS IN THEIR PLACE WITH FLOWERS AND FIRE! ONI-DETECTIVE FLORA! 鬼探偵フローラ
Yusuke: THE DETECTIVE OF THE SPIRIT WORLD! DON DETECTIVE SPIRITUS! ドンディテクティブスピリタス
Tyler: PATROLLING THE STARS AND DEFENDING THE INNOCENT! DON INTERSTELLAR! ドンインターステラー
Shope: THE ELEMENTS OF THE ENERGY OF LIGHT! DUCHESS ELEMENTALA! エレメンタラ公爵夫人
Kevin: POWER OF MOTHER NATURE AND THE ANIMALS! DON GAIA! ドンガイア
Roach: FLIGHT OF THE SKIES OF WIND! DON SKY AVIATION! ドンスカイアビエーション
Syd: PROTECTING THE LOVE OF NATURE! DUCHESS SYLVANIUS! シルバニアス公爵夫人
Lok: SPIRITS OF THE LIFE OF EARTH! DON HUNTIK! ドンハンティック
Hulk: HULKING POWER OF THE SMASH! DON HITMANIA! ドンヒットマニア
Koyama: THE PEPPERS OF FIRE AND FESTIVITIES! DON CAPSAICIA! ドンカプサイシア
Kisuke Takahashi: BRINGING THE APPLES OF ETERNAL LIFE! DON VALHALLA! ドンヴァルハラ
Twilight Sparkle: BY THE POWER OF THE FRIENDSHIP OF MAGIC! ONI-FRIENDSHIP! 鬼との友情
Pinkie Pie: BY THE POWER OF THE GEARS OF LAUGHTER! ONI-LAUGHTER! 鬼笑い
Applejack: BY THE POWER OF THE EARTH OF HONESTY! ONI-HONESTY! 鬼の正直さ
Rarity: BY THE POWER OF THE JEWELS OF GENEROSITY! ONI-GENEROSITY! 鬼の寛大さ!
Fluttershy: BY THE POWER OF THE LEAVES OF KINDNESS! ONI-KINDNESS! 鬼の優しさ
Sunset Shimmer: BY THE POWER OF THE FIRES OF FORGIVENESS! ONI-FORGIVENESS! 鬼赦し
Rainbow Dash: BY THE POWER OF THE LIGHTNING OF LOYALTY! ONI-LOYALTY! 鬼の忠誠心
Starlight Glimmer: BY THE POWER OF THE SKULLS OF EMPATHY! ONI-EMPATHY! 鬼感情移入
Vinyl Scratch: BY THE POWER OF THE MUSIC OF RELIABILITY! ONI-RELIABILITY! 鬼の信頼性
Trixie Lulamoon: BY THE POWER OF THE STARS OF HUMILITY! ONI-HUMILITY! 鬼の謙虚さ
Lightning Dust: BY THE POWER OF THE STORM OF REDEMPTION! ONI-REDEMPTION! 鬼の救い
Luster Dawn: BY THE POWER OF THE DAWN OF THE MORNING SUN! DUCHESS MORNING SUN! 公爵夫人の朝日
Princess Luna: BY THE POWER OF THE DARKNESS OF THE NIGHT! DUCHESS NOCTURNE! ノクターン公爵夫人
Princess Celestia: BY THE POWER OF THE LIGHT OF THE SUN! EMPRESS SUN! 孫皇后
Lyra: The magic of friendship lives on in everyone! DON ALICORNIA! ドンアリコルニア
Nico: SENDING GOOD TO HEAVEN AND BANISHING BAD TO HELL! DON TWILIGHT PURGATORIO! ドントワイライトプルガトリオ
Me: THE ETERNAL PHOENIX FLIES THROUGH THE FLAMES OF LIFE! DON HOUOU FALCHION! ドンホウオウファルシオン
Taro: Born from a Peach! DON MOMOTARO! ドンモモタロウ
(FIREWORKS GO OFF)
Taro: HAHAHAHAHA! Avataro Sentai!
All: Donbrothers!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind us and we were ready!
Qin: YEAH!
Lola: WHOA! Sakura Avalon, Yusuke, Keiko, The Supernoobs, Lok, Hulk and Syd turned into Donbrothers too!
Syd: That's right!
Hulk: Hulk like it!
Jakki formed an electroshock belt around herself to shock Goro.
Lincoln grabbed the belt and channelled lightning back to her and electrocuted her!
Qin: YEAH!
Me: Tamaki you do not deserve to be like this!
I fired a beam of light and separated her from Jakki.
Tamaki: (GROANS) What hit me?
Me: That.
She saw Jakki!
Tamaki: (GASP!) Is that what I turned into!?
Me: Yep.
Nico: How would you like to be a Donbrother and help us defeat him?
Tamaki: I would be honored. No one messes with my head like that!
I gave her a blaster and gear.
Tamaki: AVATAR CHANGE!
She turned into a lava themed Donbrother!
Tamaki: THE HEAT OF LAVA AND VOLCANOES! DUCHESS VOLCANO! ダッチェス火山
Nico: WHOA! This one is hot!
Qin: YEAH!
Lola: I'll say!
Tamaki: WOW! This is amazing!
Lana: It sure is!
Jakki attacked us with playing cards that shot laser beams at us.
Eli deflected the blasts back with his lightsaber and blasted Jakki all over!
Lana: Two can play that! POKER STYLE NINJA ART: BLACKJACK!
She fired waves of energy and they formed into playing cards and then they hit Jakki and exploded all over and then massive piles of diamonds, gold, jewels and coins exploded out of her!
Qin: WHOA!
Eli: Catch 21!
Lana: CHA-CHING!
Xenia: Nice!
Tamaki: Wow! That is lucky! Lets see here. LAVA SPEAR STRIKE!
She fired lava spears and blasted Jakki all over and numerous piles of riches came out!
Me: Oh Jakki you owe over $2,000.00!
Jakki: Ooh, that's reasonable. Let's see. Here's fifteen cents, here's, uh—
(Whatever working brain cells she has finally relay the message, and her body and head nearly explode off her face with alarm.)
Jakki: (drawn-out) TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS?!
(She cuts loose with a long, panicked inhuman scream as the camera zooms in to an extreme close-up of her eye. The reflections of all of us are visible in them as sweat pours down her face. Every alarm in her head is blaring at top volume; after several unbearable seconds—both for her and for us—the eyes shatter.)
Me: OOH OUCH!
(Jakki is now a nervous wreck. The eye frame and bits of glass litter the ground, her body and all that are badly disheveled, and her head looks as if it has been hit repeatedly with a Louisville Slugger.)
Nico: WHOA!
Qin: Was it something we said?
Me: Just to make her angry.
Jakki fired a trump card symbol-like energy beam to attack Lana.
Lana punched the blast and it flew and hit Jakki and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
A massive pile of riches flew out of him.
Eli: Boy This Hitotsuki is as rich as Las Vegas!
Jakki fought Leni with gravity.
Leni: HEY! LIKE PUT ME DOWN!
Ed: NO ONE DOES THAT TO MY GIRLFRIEND!
He turned into EDZILLA!
Edzilla: ED SMASH!
He punched and smashed Jakki down and numerous piles of gold and riches came out!
Qin: YEAH! SMASH HIS BUTT!
But then…
CRASH!
Leni crashed onto Ino!
Ino: OUCH!
Leni: Oops sorry Ino.
Ino: It's okay Leni. At least I broke your fall.
Jakki fought Lincoln with electromagnetic force
But the electromagnetic energy bounced off Lincoln and hit Jakki.
Lincoln fired waves of lightning and electrocuted him all over and numerous piles of riches came out.
Tamaki fired waves of lava and blasted down Jakki!
Tamaki: Take that you fiend!
Xenia: YEAH!
Numerous more piles of riches came out.
Jakki shot spades at Goro Sakurai
Goro deflected them back at him with his sword and slashed him all over.
But then..
BLANG!
Jakki: What the!?
BLANG! BLANG BLANG BLANG BLANG BLANG BLANG BLANG!
A Mudsdale was bashing Jakki with deadly bucks!
Qin: OUCH!
Me: Whoa a Mudsdale!
Xenia: Neat!
Mudsdale: (In a girls voice) Take that you jerk!
Nico: Cinnia Elessar! Whoa!
Mudsdale: Awesome to see you again Nico.
Taro: Avatar Change!
Taro turned into the Red ToQger!
Nico: YEAH!
Right: Awesome!
Jakki fired diamonds at Ryu Higashi
Rarity formed a shield and blocked them.
Qin: Take this!
Qin fired waves of fire and blasted Jakki all over.
Qin: YEAH!
NUMEROUS piles of riches came out.
Me: Lets finish this jerk!
Jakki fired hearts and clubs at us
Eli used the Force and sent them back and smashed Jakki all over.
Nico: Now for this!
All of us! FRIENDSHIP SOLAR SYSTEM BLAST!
We fired waves of energy and elements and blasted Jakki and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
He exploded!
I caught the gear!
Me: YEAH! Jakki you have failed this city!
Donbrothers: DEMON ELIMINATION COMPLETE! ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL!
Mudsdale: Take that!
She reverted back and she was a girl with brown hair and brown eyes and she had the kanji for mud in the middle of her forehead and had brown clothes and had brown angel wings.
Cinnia Elessar: That was so fun and cool!
Tamaki: I don't think I'm out of the woods just yet. I still have one more Hitotsuki form.
Me: I remember that. But we'll deal with it when the time comes.
Cinnia Elessar: We sure will.
May: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Cinnia Elessar: When me and Nico went on an awesome ride on our horses and we went into a forest of crystal that was hidden in the Pine Barons forest and it was amazing.
Xenia: That is amazing.
Taro: It sure is.
Nico and Cinnia hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Cinnia: Me too Nico.
Rollbar: Tamaki, we'll have to keep a close eye on you when it's time for your final Hitotsuki form
Me: Agreed.
Tamaki: Thanks guys.
Qin: Lets get all this gold back to the estate.
Nico: Good idea.
We went and did so.
Camie: That was awesome though.
Varie: Yeah!
Nico: Now it's time to get ready for our mission.
We went back to the estate and got ready.
Jake Spidermonkey: Bu the way, Nico, I'm suing you for yesterday.
Anastasia (Cinderella): What?! Why?!
Jake Spidermonkey: The butt thing is my thing!
Me: Hey lay off the guy Jake! That was still funny.
Qin: Yeah.
Lincoln: Besides he had his underwear on.
Adam Lyon: Besides you can't sue him for that.
Varie: Yeah!
Me: Yeah no one is going to do a lawsuit for something like that.
Qin: Yeah.
The previous group came.
Brass Knuckles: Can me, Gentleman Ghost, Yenaldooshi, Copperhead, Grundy, Speed Demon, Femme Fatale, Titanium Toenail, Mysterio, and Robo Roxy go with you guys?
Nico: You sure can.
Qin: Whatever our mission is, it will be fun.
Nico: Yep.
Larry Koopa: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Araquanid, Lurantis and Shiinotic.
Qin: Cool!
Me: And I have a feeling we'll meet a Swordfish gene-slammer next.
Nico: Me too.
Qin: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire eyes and rainbow iris of his Third Eye glowed, and he had a vision and he saw who it was that we're going to confront: it was another of Mordecai and Rigby's enemies, the sociopathic so-called World's Best Boss, Doug MacFarland, he's come back from the dead and he wants revenge, and the bad news: Ophelia Lazarus of The Ghostrick Destroyers used black magic to bring him back. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Nico: Lincoln, what's wrong?
Lincoln: Nico, where are Mordecai, Rigby, and the gang?
Just then, Mordecai, Rigby, and their friends arrived.
Mordecai: Let me guess, another of our old enemies has come back?
Lincoln: Yep, and you're not going to like it. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to face today: it's that sociopathic so-called World's Best Boss, Doug MacFarland, he's come back from the dead and he wants revenge.
Benson: Wait, what?! But, he crashed into another truck after I punched him back into his truck and the collision killed him instantly.
Lincoln: You did, but here's the bad news of how he came back from the dead: Ophelia Lazarus of The Ghostrick Destroyers used black magic and did a human sacrifice of one of Michigan's local thugs to bring him back from the dead.
We all gasped in shock and horror.
Raven Ghostrick: Why, that rotten, black-hearted...!
Nico: Using black magic and doing a human sacrifice to bring an old enemy back from the dead?! I guess that's further proof that they really are heretics!
Me: Yeah, no vampire hunter would ever use black magic or do human sacrifices!
Lincoln: We may use a combination of light and dark magic, but any so-called vampire hunter like The Ghostrick Destroyers who dares to use black magic and do human sacrifices for dumb reasons without realizing any of the consequences aren't worthy of being called vampire hunters, they are nothing more than heretics and demons who deserve death!
Benson: So, all we have to do is take down Doug MacFarland again, what'll happen after that?
Lincoln: After we take him down, we'll need to do an exorcism to remove the black magic remnants of Ophelia Lazarus' dark ritual, and then, we'll send him back to prison, and later on, Ophelia Lazarus is going to pay for what she did.
Nico: Good idea, Lincoln. Let's get to The Park and deal with Doug MacFarland.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was none other than Ophelia Lazarus, one of the members of The Ghostrick Destroyers, and she's heading here to kill The Ghostrick Guardian Angels. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and we got news, Raven: as we guessed it, Ophelia Lazarus, one of The Ghostrick Destroyers is heading here to kill you all.
Ursula Truaigheaingeal: (Scottish Accent) Just as we expected, but we'll be ready for her, and we're also going to show you the castle of The Michigan Supernatural Defense Force, because we got quite the punishment for The Ghostrick Destroyers.
Me: This we got to see, and this'll be the first time we're going to see the castle of The Michigan Supernatural Defense Force.
Victoria Kurenai: That's right, and you'll love seeing it.
Nico: This should be good. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading down to The Park to take down Doug MacFarland.
Lincoln: And once we get done taking him down and exorcising him of the black magic remnants of your accursed dark ritual to bring him back from the dead, you're next, Ophelia Lazarus.
Ursula Truaigheaingeal: (Scottish Accent) You better be ready to die, Ophelia Lazarus, because you deserve no such mercy from any of us for trying to kill us seven years ago, nor do you even deserve to live a single second further, you religious fanatic and zealous heretical demon!
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and we headed out to The Park to take down Doug MacFarland, and once Lincoln gets done exorcising him of the black magic remnants of Ophelia Lazarus' ritual that brought him back from the dead, Lincoln and Ursula Truaigheaingeal are going to kill Ophelia Lazarus of The Ghostrick Destroyers and make her pay for her crimes.
We were off to the Park.
We arrived.
Qin: Here we are.
Gentleman Ghost: The good old park
Lola: Just as beautiful as ever.
Lana: I'll say.
Camie: Yeah.
Eli: It sure is.
Mordecai: I agree there too.
Benson: We're going to make that jerk pay.
Ratso: How about we go inside?
Me: Sure.
We went inside the house.
We had Skips, Muscle Man, High Five Ghost, Pops, Margaret, Elaine and everyone there.
Skips: So MacFarland is back. It was only a matter of time.
High Five Ghost: I thought we were rid of that jerk!
Copperhead: How about you explain more about him?
Skips: I would be happy to. But you guys are not going to like it.
We were told all about him and it wasn't a good sight.
Doug MacFarland is the main antagonist of "World's Best Boss". He was first seen after punching Pops and explaining to Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man, High Five Ghost, Skips, and Thomas that Benson doesn't deserve the "World's Best Boss" mug. Doug then sends his employees to attack the group and seems to have the upper hand until Benson arrives. After hearing how the others think how great he is, Benson helps the gang defeat the rest of MacFarland's employees. Annoyed, MacFarland then asks what kind of boss Benson is, and Benson replies "The World's Best Boss", he punches MacFarland back into his truck, and MacFarland crashes into another truck, killing him instantly.
When he was done we were shocked and enraged!
Me: Why that stupid son of a fucking bitch!
Xenia: YEAH! Who the hell does he thing he is!?
Lola: That wretched freak!
Me: World's best boss my fucking ass!
Mushi: World's Best Asshole is more like it!
Qin: Yeah that is putting it mildly!
Xenia: One thing is for sure he is definitely not worthy of that cup.
Nico: Then only thing he is good for is a nice long stay in solitary confinement in prison.
Xenia: Yep. You guys already killed him once. So prison is for him.
Camie: Yep.
Me: Lets see.
I looked up who was fired by him and it showed that LOTS of people were fired by him and they were all sent to prison. Surprisingly most of them were thugs and jerks we sent to prison.
Me: Ooh so he'll go to prison with all those he fired.
Varie: They will beat the living shit out of him.
Speed Demon: Before we discuss any further, how about I use my speed to tidy things up around here.
Nico: Go for it.
Sonic: Me, Rainbow Dash, Flash, Speedy Gonzales and Roadrunner will help out too.
Speed Demon: Okay.
ZOOM!
They did so with amazing speed.
Runamuck: How long has it been since this place has been cleaned up?
Mordecai: Too long. About 2 years I think.
Qin: We lost track.
Mordecai: No worries.
Rigby: But thanks for cleaning this place.
Me: No problem.
Xenia: Yeah.
Titanium Toenail: Back to the matter at hand, what else has Doug done?
Pops: Well, he punched me in the face.
Nico: Skips told us about that one.
Qin: Yeah what a jerk.
Rigby: He brainwashed me and controlled me.
Lola: Geez.
Camie: We should kill that guy.
Nico: Nah it's best to let him suffer.
Deadpool drew a crude drawing of him shooting Doug's leg with his guns.
Deadpool: What do you guys think?
Bugly: That's… nice, Deadpool
Me: Nice form of torture on him Wade.
Deadpool: Glad you think so.
Qin: We have our own torturous methods too.
Lola: Yeah.
Brass Knuckles: I can give him a knuckle sandwich too!
Lana: I'll gouge his eyes out!
Tayuya: I'll rip his fucking testicles off!
Lola: Disembowel him!
Qin: Rip out his brains and eat them!
WHOA WE ARE FULL OF SADISTIC IDEAS!
Squawktalk: All these ideas are making me hungry.
Me: For blood?
Squawktalk: Nope for food.
Nico: I think we can whip something up.
The fastest members came back and the house was all clean.
Nico: Wow that was fast.
Lola: Yep.
Benson: Anyone up for microwave wings?
Robo Roxy: Microwave wings?
Benson pulled out a capsule.
Benson: Watch. Just microwave.
He put it in the microwave and then turned it on and then in a couple of seconds a huge bucket of wings came!
Me: Whoa that is fast!
Nico: Yeah!
Benson: If you think the microwave wings are good, you should hear the song I made for them!
Scrapper: Can we hear it now?
Benson: Sure.
He got to singing.
Benson: (Singing)
Microwave wings, microwave wings.
This is Benson's recipe for microwave wings.
Dash of pepper.
Blast of curry
Mixing 'em slow-woah
Not gonna hurry.
Microwave wings, Microwave wings.
Where did everybody go after the show?
Benson's on his own again, don't ya know?
Benson eats alone
Benson eats alone.
It was a was a great song and it was awesome.
We cheered.
Me: Awesome Song Benson
Mysterio: Which Heartless Robot should I summon for this?
Yusei: How about Winterhorns.
Mysterio: Awesome choice.
Xenia: That's perfect.
Lola: Yep.
We ate all the wings clean.
Slugslinger: Man, I'm stuffed!
Me: (BURPS) Excuse me. Me too.
Qin: Boy those were awesome.
Lola: They sure were.
Eli: Yeah. (BURPS) Pardon.
Grundy: Grundy loved wings!
Nico: They were tasty.
Lola: Yeah. (BURPS) Sorry.
Nico: No worries. Now it's time for us to get to work.
Lana: Yep.
Femme Fatale: How far is Doug?
Eli: (Concentrates) 3 klicks.
Qin: That's close. But we're ready for him.
Lola: Yep.
Camie: He wants a fight, we'll give him armageddon.
Nico: Yep.
Terrorsaur: Entrance time!
Beast Wars Scorponok: You don't have to say it twice.
Nico: Lets do it.
We went outside to face him.
Doug and his workers were walking to the park and Doug was INFURIATED!
Doug MacFarland: I'll make those stupid park workers pay for what they did!
But then the spirits of the office appeared and then they swirled around Doug and then they converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off above them and a phoenix cry was heard and we came out and landed.
Mordecai: Doug you will never hire anyone again.
Me: Doug MacFarland you are under arrest.
Doug MacFarland: On what charges?
Me: Assault and Battery, brainwashing and slavery.
Nico: That's right!
Yenaldoshi: Benson's a better boss then you!
Doug MacFarland: I'm A MUCH BETTER BOSS! Because I'm the World's Best Boss!
I grabbed his cup.
Me: You don't deserve this cup!
I gave it to Benson.
Benson: Thanks J.D.
Me: I've always wanted to say this. Doug MacFarland, YOU'RE FIRED!
Benson: Couldn't have said it better myself!
Me: Thanks!
Doug MacFarland: I WILL KILL YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Me: Bite my big fat fucking ass!
I fired energy lasers at his feet and blasted him all over and made him dance like a sissy girl.
POW!
Pops punched Doug right in his face.
Pops: That was for punching me in my face you jerk!
Nico: Nice shot.
Pops: Thanks.
Horsea squirted ink at him
And it went right into his eyes and blinded him.
Then the Irukanji twins grabbed both his arms and then…
SUPER POWERFUL ELECTROCUTION!
He screamed in pain as he was being electrocuted all over with quadrillions of volts of electricity!
Nico: YIKES!
Xenia: What a shock!
Then Amora the Enchantress, Killer Croc, Black Manta, Touch & Go, Plastique, Firebrand, Girder, The U-Foes, Wrecking Crew and Dark Turtles came.
Nico: Amora the Enchantress, Killer Croc, Black Manta, Touch & Go, Plastique, Firebrand, Girder, The U-Foes, Wrecking Crew and Dark Turtles.
Amora: Did you really have microwave wings?
Poliwag: We sure did!
Killer Croc: I would've loved to eat them!
Ironclad: Me too!
Bulldozer: Same with me!
Me: You guys will have plenty later after we finish up.
Black Manta: (to Nico) We heard you went to Narnia.
Dark Leo: And after you just visited there a few days ago.
Nico: We sure did and it was awesome.
Mr. Go: Did you fight anyone there?
Me: Just the remnants of The White Witch's army and we recruited them for you guys.
Nico: Yep.
Dark Mikey: That is cool!
Me: Yep.
Then Cruel Senturicon came!
Me: Cruel Senturicon! Been a while since we fought.
Cruel Senturicon: I know. Since the Brownie Zombie fiasco.
Nico: No kidding there.
Lola: Yeah.
Cruel Senturicon: Poromon, I hope you and the others didn't make cocaine with your chemistry skills.
Poromon: No way! We know never to make it.
Roger Smith: (Pouts) I would love cocaine made from them!
BLANG!
Rapunzel hit Roger on his head with a frying pan!
Rapunzel: Not on our watch Roger.
Nico: Nice one.
We got the battles underway.
Sakura Avalon, Buster Bunny, Anna Hotteling, Zixx, Carrot, Vambre, Cardcaptors, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, RD Lisa Loud and Anastasia (Cinderella) VS Amora, Evil Drill Man, Piranha Jones, Chicken Ball Z Mandy, Demon Beatrice, and Chunky Chicken - Nico's rescue in Narnia
Amora the Enchantress was first.
Amora: (to Sakura) Nico's rescue was in Narnia. And how did you like my team?
Sakura Avalon: I sure do and I'm really excited to have me and my team and you and your team help out tomorrow on the next rescue.
Amora: Me too.
Sakura Avalon: Also yeah it was in Narnia. It was really fun. We were recruiting the White Witch's henchmen for you.
Buster Bunny: It sure was a fun one.
Anna Hotteling: It sure was and it was great.
Zixx: We all thought it was really awesome.
Carrot: We sure did.
Vambre: (British Accent) It was really amazing and fun.
Li: We sure did and we're glad they are in the command of a better boss too.
Meilin: I agree there too Li.
Madison: Same here.
Kero: That is for sure.
Yue: I agree too.
Twilight Sparkle: I agree there myself and Fluttershy thought the Wolves and Polar Bears were awesome.
Starshine Sparkle: We did too.
Spyro: You know how Fluttershy is with her animal friends. They love her and she loves them.
Amora: That is for sure. Lets do it!
Sakura Avalon: AVATAR CHANGE!
She turned into a Purple Donbrother with awesome wings.
Sakura Avalon: ENCHANTRESS OF THE CLOW! DUCHESS CLOW! クロウ公爵夫人
Amora: Wow! That is awesome for you!
Sakura Avalon: Thanks! I demonstrated it to everyone during the battle with Jakki earlier this morning.
Amora: That is so cool!
Sakura summoned her Keyblade and it was for the Clow Cards. It was called CARDCAPTORS OF THE CLOW!
They fired waves of energy and magic and smashed them down.
Keiko Yukimura, Honoka, Emu, Bianca Mantodea, Margaret Gilroy, Erin Fay, O.K. K.O. Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Larry Koopa, and Morton Koopa VS Killer Croc, Ghost of Dr. Coffin, Plumeria, U.A. Deadpool, Poodles Galore, and Universe 666 Eddie Quist - Battling Another Bear (Balto), Mor'Du, Wolves (Beauty And The Beast), Loogie Hawk (Angry Beavers), Drug Peddling Midgets (Family Guy), Evil Cut Man and Baron Mordo
Killer Croc was next.
Killer Croc: (to Keiko) Nico, Eli's team, Baron Mordo's team, and the others did good battling Another Bear (Balto), Mor'Du, Wolves (Beauty And The Beast), and Loogie Hawk (Angry Beavers). And Another Drug Peddling Midgets (Family Guy), Evil Cut Man and Baron Mordo.
Keiko: That was really awesome.
Killer Hawk: I'm confused though. How come it's called the Loogie Hawk?
Keiko: Because it's a hawk that goes up to the Arctic and back and it gets a really NASTY head cold as a result.
Honoka: Yeah it's a nasty one. It's basically sick all the time.
Emu: Poor bird.
Bianca Mantodea: Yeah it's a sick bird.
Killer Croc: That is a sad sight. How come they are called Drug Peddling Midgets too?
Keiko: Because Brian and Joe busted a huge Drug Producing Operation under the guise of a Sunday Church Class run by midgets.
Killer Croc: Oh I get it! That was crafty and clever.
Margaret Gilroy: Yeah that sure was.
Erin Fay: They were taken out of Rhode Island before it was destroyed thank goodness.
K.O.: Yeah thank goodness. Oh sorry me and my friends joined the team recently and it's awesome.
Killer Croc: Glad to have you with the team.
Fluttershy: It's amazing that everyone faced them too.
Tornado Bolt: It sure is. Also K.O. told us that he and his friends met Sonic and Tails and MANY heroes from other universe like we have and it turns out the main bad guy that K.O. and team faces on a daily basis, Voxmore, HATES Sonic just as much as Dr. Robotnik does.
They laughed!
Killer Croc: That is funny! And coincidental! Looks like Dr. Robotnik and Voxmore are gonna have some competition in who hates Sonic the most.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Oh ja ja they sure are.
Stealth Elf: You got that right.
Killer Croc: They sure are. Lets do it!
Keiko: AVATAR CHANGE!
She turned into a pink ranger with butterfly wings!
Keiko: PUTTING CRIMINALS IN THEIR PLACE WITH FLOWERS AND FIRE! ONI-DETECTIVE FLORA! 鬼探偵フローラ
Killer Croc: Wow! Awesome Donbrothers form!
Keiko: Thanks! I showed it during the battle with Jakki earlier.
Keiko summoned her Keyblade and it was a Flaming Flower Keyblade! It was called THE FLOWERS OF FIRE!
They fired waves of energy, fire, flowers, grass, leaves and fruit and smashed them down.
Yusuke Urameshi, Harold, Takeru, Yura, Huntington Twins, Alexis Kim, Little Mermaid, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Ratso and Chow VS Black Manta, Skeleton Men, Jean Jacket, Mirror Maniac, Dr. Sun, and Izuru - Lincoln's rescue
Black Manta was next.
Black Manta: (to Yusuke) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Salem. How was it?
Yusuke: It was awesome and we battled a religious fanatic group called The Armaments of God. They were dangerous. But it's part of a bigger battle that's coming. We're facing an evil group of people called The Ghostrick Destroyers. They are vampire hunters that are trying to kill the Ghostrick Gene-slammers.
Harold: Yeah they are nasty girls.
Takeru: And we're going to kill them and banish them to the black gates.
Yura: Yeah we sure are.
Amaterasu Huntington: They deserve it for their crimes.
Alexis Kim: They sure do.
Ariel: I agree there and we have to stop them.
Eli: And we will sis.
Melody: Yeah mom.
Rarity: We sure will. And it will be most fun darlings.
Sweetie Belle: It sure will and we're going to be ready for them too.
Gill Grunt: Lincoln sent a threatening message to them and declared war on them.
Black Manta: Whoa this will be good! Lets do it!
Yusuke: AVATAR CHANGE!
He turned into a blue fire themed ranger!
Yusuke: THE DETECTIVE OF THE SPIRIT WORLD! DON DETECTIVE SPIRITUS! ドンディテクティブスピリタス
Black Manta: Awesome Donbrother Ranger form!
Yusuke: Thanks! I like it. Demonstrated it during the battle with Jakki earlier ASSKICKER SPIRIT BURSTER!
They fired waves of energy, water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.
Tyler Bowman, Sari, Eric Meyers, Igawa Asagi, Dark Magician, Sorcerer of Dark Magic, Ripping Friends, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Robin Food and Mushi VS Touch & Go, Evil Search Man, Wolfgang, Lightning Empress, Wizards (Spyro Enemies), and Boxy (Kirby) - Meeting Ashley Apollo
Mr. Touch & Go was next.
Mr. Touch: (to Tyler) We heard you guys met Ashley Apollo. What's she like?
Tyler: She's the daughter of the God of the Sun, Apollo and she is amazing at what she does.
Sari: She sure is and also during the Exercising session we met Hannah MacKenzie and she is the older sister of Zoey MacKensie and she is the gene-slammer of the Volcanic monsters too.
Eric Meyers: It was so awesome.
Igawa Asagi: Yeah no we have 2 amazing gene-slammers of Volcanic Doomfire and the Volcanic Monsters.
Dark Magician: We sure do.
Sorcerer of Dark Magic: It sure is amazing.
Crag: I agree and Ashley's story is awesome too.
Rip: It sure is and they beat up that disgraced fraud singer Tanya Anyanova.
Mr. Go: Uh oh. What did she do this time?
Chunk: It's a really awesome video.
FLASHBACK
Lincoln: Now, that Hannah's here, you can go ahead and show them the video, Ashley.
Ashley Apollo: You got it.
Ashley Apollo pulled up a video and it played on the screen, and it showed Ashley and Lincoln doing some singing practice with Anna Anyanova at The Loud House. But, their day was about to come to an abrupt end by an uninvited guest.
?: I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU FOR RUINING ME!
Past Anna Anyanova: Oh great, can't you give it a rest, you bitch?!
Everyone ran to the window, and they saw who it was that bellowed like that: Tanya Anyanova, and she was still dressed in her prison jumpsuit.
Past Ashley Apollo: Tanya broke out of the nuthouse again?!
Past Lincoln: That brat's gone crazy yet again!
Past Lori: Tanya, you're really starting to get on our nerves!
Suddenly, Lincoln's heart was pounding and his deep sapphire blue eyes turned blood red, and his fangs grew longer and his claws grew sharper. But, then, Lincoln's upper and lower body muscles suddenly grew much bigger as he let his rage loose.
Past Lincoln: I WILL NOT LET YOU LAY ONE FILTHY HAND ON ANNA EVER AGAIN, TANYA! (WOLF ROAR)
Nico: Oh...Shit!
Lori: That bitch was so dead meat on a stick that day!
Lincoln let the beast out in him and Lincoln charged at Tanya, and he grabbed her by the collar of her jumpsuit and lifted Tanya up off the ground with such superhuman strength and he threw her into a tree, and he really attacked her with a dangerous ferocity, and he, Ashley, and Anna blasted her with energy blasts and they also pounced on and kicked the tar out of her, and Lincoln fired red energy waves from his massive white angel wings and tied that bitch up in a red energy straitjacket.
Past Lori: This time, don't you ever come after us again, Tanya. Send that monster flying right back to the nuthouse!
Then, Lincoln, Ashley, and Anna gave Tanya a powerful punch that sent her flying right back to her cell in the nuthouse, and she ranted and angrily swore revenge and was screaming like crazy, and that warranted the warden to have her put in Solitary Confinement, so no one would have to hear her ugly voice as the video ended.
Nico: What a bitch!
Lincoln: That's putting it mildly.
Hannah MacKenzie: She was such a fame-crazy talentless bitch, and in the end, it proved to be her undoing when she angered Lori.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Mr. Touch: Man that girl has some SERIOUS problems!
Mr. Go: She sure does!
Sunset Shimmer: No kidding! Her fame really destroyed her! That Fame Bug really messed up her mind.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Once the Fame Bug bites you it never lets go.
Sunburn: I agree there.
Mr. Touch: No kidding there!
Mr. Go: She deserves to be locked up forever.
Mr. Touch: Lets do it!
Tyler Bowman: AVATAR CHANGE!
He turned into a star theme ranger!
Tyler: PATROLLING THE STARS AND DEFENDING THE INNOCENT! DON INTERSTELLAR! ドンインターステラー
Mr. Touch: Awesome!
Mr. Go: Cool ranger form!
Tyler: Thanks. Demonstrated it for the battle with Jakki.
Tyler summoned his keyblade and it was for the Supernoobs! It was called MINDREADER OF SUPERNOOBS!
They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed them down.
Shope, Erasa, Melanie Romanova, Adrien Gecko, Doppel, Amy Wong, Toa Nuva, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Runabout and Runamuck VS Plastique, Evil Magma Man, Ovulator, Commander Saturn, Son of The Chicken from Outer Space, and Reptilicus - Us battling Jakki
Plastique was next.
Plastique: (to Shope) You guys battled Jaaki earlier. Poor girl just wanted attention.
Shope: I know! Poor girl. I feel really bad for her. Her boyfriend Shinnosuke feels the same way for her too.
Plastique: Boy that's coincidental! He was the Battle Fever J Hitotsuki and now she was turned into the J.A.K.Q. Hitotsuki!
Erasa: Yeah that was crazy! But at least he understands how she feels.
Melanie Romanova: Yeah no kidding. Poor girl just wanted attention. Reminds me of what happened with Fusako who wanted attention and she turned into the Mighty Morphin Hitotsuki.
Adrien Gecko: Yeah no kidding there.
Doppel: That was very coincidental.
Amy Wong: It sure was.
Toa Nuva: That is for sure.
Gali: It sure was.
Rainbow Dash: But it was really awesome.
Scootaloo: It sure was.
Whirlwind: It sure was awesome. And this one was the same way as Fusako.
Plastique: That is true. Lets do it!
Shope: AVATAR CHANGE!
She turned into a purple ranger with flames and lightning on her.
Shope: THE ELEMENTS OF THE ENERGY OF LIGHT! DUCHESS ELEMENTALA! エレメンタラ公爵夫人
Plastique: That is awesome!
Shope: Thanks. Demonstrated it earlier.
She summoned her Keyblade and it was called THE ELEMENTALIST OF THE SUPERNOOBS! They fired waves of lightning, wind and rainbows and smashed them down.
Kevin Reynolds, Blossom, Fire Kraken, Jade Fire Kraken, Jade Flashwing, Smolderdash, Night Begins to Shine Teen Titans, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Bugly and Iguanus VS Firebrand, Comrade Red, Armaggon, Levira, Basco ta Jolokia, and Oven Jamen - Jakki is a tough one
Firebrand was next.
Firebrand: (to Kevin) Jakki was a tough one. She was able to use the power of playing cards.
Kevin: Like in poker and in gambling and that was awesome.
Blossom: Yeah no kidding.
Fire Kraken: It was like we were fighting all the Casino Gambling games all at once.
Jade Fire Kraken: Yeah it sure was awesome though.
Jade Flashwing: It sure was.
Smolderdash: We had fun there and surprisingly Lana did amazingly well against her. She won a massive pile of gold, jewels and diamonds and cash from Jakki.
Firebrand: Really?
NBTS Robin: She sure did.
NBTS Starfire: Yeah that was most glorious.
NBTS Raven: It sure was and she is the luckiest girl we have seen.
NBTS Terra: Yeah that was really awesome to see.
Pinkie Pie: That was one of the best battles ever!
Maud Pie: (monotonously) We had a lot of fun on that.
Featherweight: It sure was.
Sprocket: Yeah no kidding.
Firebrand: Wow! That must've been fun. Lets do it!
Kevin: AVATAR CHANGE!
Kevin turned into an Animal theme ranger!
Kevin: POWER OF MOTHER NATURE AND THE ANIMALS! DON GAIA! ドンガイア
Firebrand: WOW! That is awesome!
Kevin: Yeah it is!
Kevin summoned a keyblade for the animals and creatures of other planets. It was called NATURE SHAPESHIFTER OF THE SUPERNOOBS!
They fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed them down.
Roach (Supernoobs), Mira, Tamao, Elie, Haru, Sylphy - (Visions of Escaflowne), Toa Metru, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Squawktalk and Beastbox VS Girder, Quicksand, Universe 666 Storious, Asajj Ventress, Gammanizer Climate, and Universe 666 Issei Kurosaki - Mordecai and Rigby in trouble again
Girder was next.
Girder: (to Roach) Mordecai and Rigby are in trouble again. What's going on with them now?
Roach: Doud MacFarland that's what. He has returned from the dead to get revenge on Mordecai, Rigby and the Park employees for killing him.
Mira: Yeah and Doug punched Pops and knocked him down.
Tamao: What an asshole! He wants to be the best boss ever but he is really the opposite!
Elie: He is no boss! He is a Satanic Freak!
Haru: That is for sure!
Sylphy: Yeah no kidding! I wish we can just banish him to the black gates and be done with him.
Vakama: But Nico said we're going to send him to prison.
Nokama: We found out that many people he fired are in prison.
Matau: And he is not going to be in for a fun reunion with them when he gets there.
Starlight Glimmer: Yeah they will want his head mounted on a pike.
Cozy Glow: They will kill him slowly and excruciatingly painfully.
Hex: That is for sure.
Girder: Boy I can tell they have a really nasty history with him! Lets do it!
Roach: AVATAR CHANGE!
Roach turned into a Sky theme Ranger with amazing wings.
Roach: FLIGHT OF THE SKIES OF WIND! DON SKY AVIATION! ドンスカイアビエーション
Girder: WHOA! That one is awesome for you!
Roach: It sure is! I like it!
Roach summoned his keyblade and it was called THE FLIGHT OF THE SKY SUPERNOOB! They fired waves of skulls, bones, blood, magic, lightning and stars and wind and smashed them down.
Syd Chang, Virgo, Lime (DBZ), Po, Mantis, Monkey, The Thing 2011, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Ravage and Ratbat VS U-Foes, Bunnie and Clyde, Formica Regia, Tai Lung, Jelzap (Metroid Prime), and Mortal Kombat Frost - Doug MacFarland is going to jail
The U-Foes were next.
Vector: (to Syd) Doug MacFarland is going to jail.
Vapor: Especially after how he punched Pops!
Syd Chang: Yeah no kidding! I hope they pulverize his ass when he gets there and torture him!
Virgo: Yeah what a jerk!
Lime: I hope they tear his testicles off and rip his tongue out rip his spine out!
X-Ray: WHOA! That is sadistic!
Po: No kidding but yeah.
Mantis: That would be awesome for him to suffer all that.
Monkey: You got that right.
Kate Lloyd: He sure has been asking for it.
Applejack: Big time and I hope he is not happy in the hooskow.
Apple Bloom: Same here!
Flashwing: What a jerk!
Ironclad: No kidding!
Vector: Yeah. Lets do it!
Syd: AVATAR CHANGE!
She turned into a jungle animal theme ranger.
Syd: PROTECTING THE LOVE OF NATURE! DUCHESS SYLVANIUS! シルバニアス公爵夫人
Vapor: Awesome!
Vector: Yeah that is great!
Syd: Thanks.
Syd summoned her keyblade and it was for the nature of animals. It was called SYLVANIC NATURE GALORE!
They fired waves of earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal, leaves and grass and smashed them down.
Lok Lambert, Mia Addison, Tsukasa Kadoya, Luigi, Mario, Daisy, Alien Racers, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Slugslinger and Triggerhappy VS Wrecking Crew, Bulldozer Org, Breacher, Jackster, Puffin, and Duck Kong - Doug is a terrible boss
The Wrecking Crew was next.
Wrecker: (to Lok) Doug is a terrible boss.
Thunderball: (scoffs) World's best boss my ass!
Lok: Yeah no kidding! To quote Comic Book Guy, Worst! Boss! Ever!
Mia Addison: What a jerk! He doesn't deserve to be the boss of anyone!
Tsukasa: Yeah no kidding!
Luigi: (Italian Accent) He is unfit to be-a anyone's boss.
Mario: (Italian Accent) I agree-a there.
Daisy: What he did to Pops was horrible!
Ultrox: You are not kidding on that one.
Princess Luna: He only deserves to be in one place and that is jail.
Moondust: And be beaten to death.
Snowdrop: Yeah the world will be better without him.
Gari: That is for sure.
Blackout: I agree there too.
Piledriver: Yeah what an insensitive jerk.
Bulldozer: I agree there.
Wrecker: Yep. Lets do it!
Lok: AVATAR CHANGE!
He turned into a Huntik themed ranger!
Lok: SPIRITS OF THE LIFE OF EARTH! DON HUNTIK! ドンハンティック
Wrecker: Whoa! That is so awesome!
Lok: Thanks!
Lok summoned his keyblade and it was for Huntik! It was called HUNTIK DEFENDERS OF THE EARTH!
They fired waves of energy and darkness and smashed them down.
Hulk, Eda, Zangief, Guile, Ryu, E Honda, Extreme Ghostbusters, Moondancer, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Beast Wars Scorponok and Terrorsaur VS Dark Turtles, Flotsam and Jetsam, Alpha Metroid, Gamma Metroid, Zeta Metroid, and Omega Metroid - Doug has NUMEROUS enemies and they will kill him in prison
The Dark Turtles were next.
Dark Mikey: (to Hulk) Doug's got NUMEROUS enemies.
Dark Raph: I hope they beat him to death him in prison!
Hulk: Hulk hope so too. Puny MacFarland will be smashed.
Eda: That is for sure and it will be painful!
Zangief: (Russian Accent) It sure will comrades.
Guile: Yeah after we get through him he will be looking at a lot of pain.
Ryu: He has no honor.
E Honda: I agree there.
Eduardo: You got that right guys.
Moondancer: I agree there too.
Princess Celestia: I think it's gonna be sweet karma for him.
King Solar: You got that right.
Solar Eclipsa: Same here.
Amber Morning: That guy is a total jerk and needs to be put in his place.
Spotlight: Big time and it will hurt bad.
Dark Donny: I hope you guys fuck him up big time!
Dark Leo: Jack him up! Make him hurt bad! Lets do it!
Hulk: HULK AGREE! AVATAR CHANGE!
He turned into a Musclebound Donbrother for the green color.
Hulk: HULKING POWER OF THE SMASH! DON HITMANIA! ドンヒットマニア
Don Leo: Whoa! Awesome! The biggest one of them all!
Hulk: Hulk like it!
Hulk summoned his keyblade and it was for him. It was called THE ATOMIC HULK!
They fired waves of light and energy and smashed them down.
Liam, Julie Kane, Warrior Lady of The Wasteland, D.D. Warrior Lady, The Agent of Mystery - Earth, Trixie Lulamoon, Triple Berry, Flynn, Cali, Mags, Master Eon, Hugo, Mixmaster and Scrapper VS Iron Lung, Windfall, Lehvak, Sacrifar Haru, Another Ginga, and Tornado Roidmude - Those Microwave Wings were tasty
Iron Lung was next.
Iron Lung: (To Liam) Those Microwave Wings were tasty.
Liam: Yeehaw! They sure were and they had a lot of really delicious flavor.
Julie Kane: Boy they sure did and it was awesome.
Warrior Lady of The Wasteland: Boy no kidding there.
D.D. Warrior Lady: They sure were awesome.
Agent of Mystery - Earth: I agree there and it's awesome.
Trixie Lulamon: They sure were and more.
Triple Berry: I agree there.
Flynn: I agree too. BOOM!
Cali: Those were tasty.
Mags: They were as tasty as waffles with chocolate.
Hugo: You got that right.
Master Eon: They are delicious for everyone.
Iron Lung: You got that right. Lets do it!
Liam: WILD ACCESS!
Liam turned into the Brown Ranger for the Wild Boar!
Liam summoned his keyblade and it was for the countryside and the farm. It was called THE LIFE OF THE COUNTRY! They fired waves of magic and energy and smashed them down.
Time Force Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, J.D. Knudson, Varie, Camie, Celica, Zarya, Karla, Adagio Dazzle, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Cruel Senturicon
Cruel Senturicon was next.
Cruel Senturicon: Boy that Doug MacFarden guy is one nasty rotten egg.
Me: Not nearly as rotten as Robotnik but right up there.
Varie: Yeah no kidding. He is no best boss at all.
Camie: He is a total slimeball.
Celica: He sure is and he is asking only for trouble.
Zarya: That is for sure.
Karla: And it will be painful for him.
Adagio Dazzle: You got that right.
Cruel Senturicon: That is right. Lets do it!
I teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Thrashers of Doug MacFarden, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the symbol of The Park etched on the 7'5" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels. Once in hand, we will gain a massive power and energy increase.
I teleported back with them.
Time Force Rangers: TIME FOR TIME FORCE!
Eric: QUANTUM POWER!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! TIEM FORCE!
They turned into the Time Force rangers too!
Me: Lets get him!
Wes: VORTEX BLASTERS!
They summoned the Vortex Blasters and they formed the Vortex Cannon!
Me: Fire!
We fired waves of energy and elements and blasted him all over and the rangers fired and the blast hit him and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
I went over and picked him up in action figure size and I put him in a pod.
Me: Cruel Senturicon you have failed this city.
Troy: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped.
Troy: Someone can't just be a boss
Tsukasa: They need to be a leader as well!
Kamen Ride: SPD Red!
Kamen Ride: SPD Blue!
Kamen Ride: SPD Green!
Kamen Ride: SPD Yellow!
Kamen Ride: SPD Pink!
Kamen Ride: SPD Omega!
Tsukasa turned into SPD Red and Daiki summoned clones of the SPD Rangers!
Maria: Time for backup! (TURNS DIAL) METAL ELEMENT BRIGADE!
She summoned Girder, Quicksand, Invisible, Toguro, Levira and Oven Jamen!
Girder: This will be fun!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SPD!
They turned into the SPD Rangers!
Nico: Time for this bad boss to get canned!
We went at him and bashed and smashed and pulverized him.
Ino, Rin, Beastbox and Rollbar used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Beastbox's Compression Cannons, Rollbar's weapons and Ino and Rin's powers 100-fold.
Ino and Beastbox: FLOWER COMPRESSION BLAST!
Rin Nohara and Rollbar: FIRESTORM NINJA BURST!
Dark Magician of The Gentleman and Gentleman Ghost: DARK MAGIC GHOST BLAST!
Blue-Eyes White Dragon Wolf Might and Yenaldoshi: WHITE LIGHTNING WOLF SHOT!
Fairies of the Snake and Copperhead: SNAKE FAIRY MAGIC BLAST!
Cyber Commander Power and Grundy: CYBER UNDEAD BLAST!
Elemental HERO Might and Speed Demon: ELEMENTAL HERO BLAST!
White Night Phenomenon Might and Femme Fetale: WHITE NIGHT MEGABLAST!
Chthonian Fury of Fire and Titanium Toenail: CHTHONIAN FIRESTORM BLAST!
Stardust Dragon Signer Power and Mysterio: STARDUST DRAGON STAR BLAST!
Red Dragon Archfiend Fury and Brass Knuckles: RED DRAGON ARCHFIEND FURY BLAST!
Black Rose Dragon Flames and Robo Roxy: BLACK ROSE FLAME STORM!
Starlight Glimmer, Starburst Aurora, Fireheart Flame, Skull Screamer, Xavier Ghost, Nightscream "Karai" Vu~anpaiabaito, Terror-Bite Vu~anpaiabaito, Phantom, Scared Dog, Cozy Glow, Thorax, Sunburst, Trixie Lulamoon, Moony Moondancer, Starfall, Dove, Juniper Montage, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea and Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders and Sir Great Britain: SKULL STORM OF EMPATHY!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Starlight Glimmer, Mordecai, Rigby, me and Nico: WORK FORCE RETRIBUTION BLAST!
We fired waves of energy and elements!
Lincoln: OFFICE ELEMENT STYLE: PAPER!
Sari: OFFICE LIGHTNING STYLE: PENCIL!
Hilda: (British Accent) OFFICE FIRE STYLE: PEN!
Nanami: OFFICE WATER STYLE: PAPER CLIP!
Julie Makimoto: OFFICE EARTH STYLE: FILE FOLDER!
Makoto Nanaya: OFFICE WIND STYLE: NOTEPADS!
Shantae: OFFICE MAGIC STYLE: CALCULATOR!
Akko: OFFICE STAR STYLE: FILE CABINETS!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said office supplies.
Lincoln and his harem: OFFICE FINAL SMASH: OFFICE MAYHEM!
They fired a tsunami of office supplies and they smashed down Doug and his men.
Lincoln: Now, to put an end to Ophelia Lazarus' madness.
Suddenly, a gold magic circle with Enochian Runes inside and a surrounding circle of crosses formed below Doug MacFarland's feet, and he was bound with golden holy chains. Then, Lincoln chanted an incantation in Latin, and he fired a blast of holy light from his massive greatsword which hit Doug MacFarland, and darkness and black smoke came off of him: those were the black magic remnants of Ophelia Lazarus' black magic ritual and it was destroyed forever. Doug MacFarland was purified, but he was then handcuffed and taken to jail.
Nico: That's another criminal sent to the slammer! And you did an awesome job in performing the exorcism, Lincoln.
Lincoln: Thanks, Nico. Now, there's only one thing left to do and one last loose end to tie up: Ophelia Lazarus of The Ghostrick Destroyers.
?: YOU FILTHY GHOSTRICK SCUM! YOU SHALL ALL BE DESTROYED IN THE NAME OF GOD!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large search pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the ten coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the ten large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Ursula Truaigheaingeal: (Scottish Accent) (Growls) I should've known there was no mistaking that voice from anywhere. Get out here right now, Ophelia Lazarus, before things get really ugly!
A girl with black hair, red hairband, red eyes, and dressed in a black coat, white bridal gloves, white shirt, necklace with red gem pendant, black pants, and black knee-high boots with butterfly buckles came out, and it was none other than Ophelia Lazarus, the religious zealot and fanatical so-called vampire hunter of The Ghostrick Destroyers who was exposed as a murderous demon and heretic.
Ursula Truaigheaingeal: (Scottish Accent) Ophelia Lazarus, I should've known you'd show up here yet again! I thought Lincoln warned you all to never to show your faces again after he kicked you all out of Royal Woods seven years ago.
Ophelia Lazarus: We will never stop, all of you shall be destroyed in the name of God!
Me: You really are a delusional religious fanatic!
Nico: And an infinite-times fucked up one for that matter!
Lincoln: I did say they were absolutely insane and driven only by religious delusions, and for that, I blame their parents for that one.
Ursula Truaigheaingeal: (Scottish Accent) Indeed, and now, it's high-time we bring this lunatic down for good.
Suddenly, Ursula Truaigheaingeal's pink eyes turned neon pink and she was surrounded by a pink energy aura with stars, darkness, light, Celtic Symbols, succubi, and angels, she unholstered her massive Ghostrick Angel of Mischief's Celtic Darkness Light Succubi Archangel Greatsword of Celtic Darkness Succubi Angel Justice from her back, and as she approached Ophelia Lazarus, she left pink energy, stars, darkness, light, Celtic Symbols, succubi, and angels with every step.
Ursula Truaigheaingeal: (Scottish Accent) I can already see that time hasn't changed you, you're still the same religious fanatic and zealous so-called vampire hunter who was exposed as a murderous demon and heretic seven years ago. We thought we wouldn't have to deal with you ever again after Lincoln chased you all out of Royal Woods, but as always, you refused to learn your lesson, and you had the nerve to come back after you were explicitly warned. And don't think we haven't forgotten of what you did in using that black magic ritual to bring Doug MacFarland back from the dead, that's yet another line you've seriously crossed, Ophelia Lazarus, and for that, you shall pay the price for your misdeeds with your own blood.
Suddenly, Ursula Truaigheaingeal was surrounded by a massive vortex of pink energy with stars, light, darkness, and Celtic symbols surrounding the vortex, there are succubi, angels, and Ghostrick Angel of Mischief flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a black phoenix with red eyes glaring at Ophelia Lazarus: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Ursula Truaigheaingeal emerged, but she was changed forever.
CELTIC MUSIC PLAYS
Ursula Truaigheaingeal grew from 7'4" to 7'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has black highlights in the bangs of her long flowing pink hair, she has neon pink eyes and a pink energy aura with stars, darkness, light, succubi, Celtic Symbols, angels, and fallen angels surrounding her, she has the Dark Kanji in the hands of Ghostrick Angel of Mischief emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with pink iris, she has on succubi earrings with pink gems for eyes and holding the Light, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Ghostrick Angel of Mischief with pink gems for eyes and holding the Light, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her pink angel-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with pink crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and pink gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Ursula Truaigheaingeal has on a sleeveless pink and black vertical striped midriff top, pink skirt, black shorts, brown knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, black gloves, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, fallen angels, Celtic symbols, darkness, light, succubi, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Ghostrick Angel of Mischief and a succubus surrounded by Celtic symbols, stars, light, and darkness. Suddenly, Ursula Truaigheaingeal felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive pink angel wings with black tips on the large pink feathers and black bat wings grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long pink wolf tails with black tips and black markings, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.
Suddenly, Ursula Truaigheaingeal's massive Ghostrick Angel of Mischief's Celtic Darkness Light Succubi Archangel Greatsword of Celtic Darkness Succubi Angel Justice and all the other greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of pink energy, stars, Celtic symbols, darkness, light, succubi, angels, and fallen angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Ursula Truaigheaingeal's Ghostrick Angel of Mischief Celtic Darkness Light Succubi Fallen Angel Greatsword of Celtic Darkness Succubi Fallen Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded black gems and Ghostrick Angel of Mischief etched on the 7'4" massive, wide, double-edged pink blade, large pink Succubi heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with large pink gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large pink Succubi heads and below the pink Succubi heads is a large white angel head with pink gems for eyes and a pink gem in its mouth for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with pink gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left large gold cuff Bracer, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Ghostrick Angel of Mischief's heads with pink gems for eyes and a large pink gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a pink kanji below Ghostrick Angel of Mischief and the Succubus that said, "Ursula Truaigheaingeal, Gene-Slammer of Ghostrick Angel of Mischief, Scotland's Succubus Angel of Darkness and Light, Older Sister of Rachel Truaigheaingeal, Powerful Member of The Ghostrick Gene-Slammers, Powerful Master of Darkness and Light, Friend of Many, Talented Anime Cosplayer, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher of Dark Lola, Archenemy of Voltix, Destroyer of Ophelia Lazarus of The Ghostrick Destroyers, Cousin of Morrigan Aensland, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Light, Succubi, Fallen Angels, and Angels"
アースラ・トゥアイギール、悪戯のゴーストリック・エンジェルのジーン・スラマー、スコットランドの闇と光のサキュバス天使、レイチェル・トゥアイギールの姉、ゴーストリック・ジーン・スラマーズの強力なメンバー、闇と光の強力なマスター、多くの友人、才能あるアニメコスプレイヤー、リンカーン・ラウドの愛情深い守護天使であり未来の妻、ダーク・ローラの粉砕者、ボルティクスの大敵、ゴーストリック・デストロイヤーズのオフィーリア・ラザロの破壊者、モリガン・アーンスランドのいとこ、悪、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなしの破壊者にして殺戮者、素晴らしいそして素晴らしく強力な教師の強力な生徒、そして闇、光、サキュバス、堕天使、天使のマスター
Ursula Truaigheaingeal transformed into SUPER ANGEL-GHOSTRICK ANGEL OF MISCHIEF-SUCCUBUS-FALLEN ANGEL-HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA CELTIC SUCCUBUS DARKNESS LIGHT GHOSTRICK MISCHIEF ANGEL OF DIVINE CELTIC DARKNESS LIGHT CELTIC SUCCUBUS ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE CELTIC DARKNESS LIGHT CELTIC SUCCUBUS LOVE!
We were amazed by Ursula Truaigheaingeal's Super Angel-Ghostrick Angel of Mischief-Succubus-Fallen Angel-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Ophelia Lazarus saw it, she fell into an even more darker and more insane rage and ran at Ursula Truaigheaingeal with a knife to stab her in the heart to kill her, but Ursula Truaigheaingeal fired a powerful barrage of pink energy blasts, stars, Celtic symbols, darkness, light, succubi, and angels at the insane vampire hunter and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her, and this really pissed them off.
Morrigan Aensland: (Scottish Accent) This is truly amazing, lads, now Ursula's transformed into her Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form.
Lincoln: Indeed she has, Morrigan. Plus, there's also another something we're going to show you all during the fight.
Ursula Truaigheaingeal: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Celtic Darkness Light Celtic Fallen Angel Ghostrick Succubus Mischief Angel and Divine Celtic Darkness Light Celtic Fallen Angel Ghostrick Succubus Mischief Angel Love) (Scottish Accent) That's right. Now, let's rip her to shreds, Linky.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Ursula Truaigheaingeal.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I warned you of the consequences should you and the rest of The Ghostrick Destroyers dare to show up again, Ophelia, now it's time we put you down for good!
Ursula Truaigheaingeal and Lincoln went after Ophelia Lazarus, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, pink energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Ophelia Lazarus and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on her, and Lincoln left many more with his claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Ursula Truaigheaingeal also attacked her with punches, kicks, and karate chops, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving Ophelia Lazarus mad.
Ophelia Lazarus: You...YOU! (Red Eyes turning Blood Red with slit pupils and vampire fangs grew) I WILL KILL YOU!
Ophelia Lazarus was exposed for what she really is: she was really a vampire!
Nico: WHAT THE?! SHE'S A VAMPIRE!?
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) And so are Audrey Blade and the rest of the lot. They aren't just so-called vampire hunters and religious fanatics and zealots who got exposed as murderous demons and heretics seven years ago, they're actually twenty-two of the most vicious, evil, and sadistic vampires ever to live.
We gasped.
Raven Ghostrick: That's right, they were born in Transylvania, and they really despised humanity for centuries. They were also the ones who sent that werewolf, Adolphus Bardawulf, to kill the parents of Ursula Truaigheaingeal and the other Ghostrick Gene-Slammers except for my parents who got hit with The Ghostrick Darkness Vengeance Curse when I stopped them from trying to cast a dark spell to bring misfortune, sickness, and death to Lincoln for their own sick amusement and I ripped out and imprisoned their souls in a painting in The Ghostrick Museum.
Isabella Lupa: Plus, no vampire hunter would ever use black magic, but these "vampire hunters" were able to, which was pointed out by Ophelia Lazarus' black magic ritual to bring Doug MacFarland back from the dead, and it also required a human sacrifice, so she grabbed a local thug from Michigan and sacrificed him for the ritual to be completed.
Claire Allaire: (French Accent) So, yeah, we're basically dealing with twenty-two evil demonic human despising vampires who are also the hated enemies of The Ghostrick Gene-Slammers.
Nico: Oh shit! This is no ordinary war, what we got is a Supernatural War!
Me: Yep.
Ophelia Lazarus ran at Lincoln and Ursula Truaigheaingeal, and she tried to attack them, but they dodge her attacks, and then, Lincoln drove his massive greatsword into Ophelia Lazarus' stomach, and he began sucking out her vast dark powers, immense strength, and vampiric abilities, and he made them his own.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, for the grand finale. VAMPIRIC BLOOD LIFE ENERGY DRAIN!
Suddenly, all the gems embedded in the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged golden blade of his Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds suddenly began glowing green, and then, Lincoln began draining Ophelia Lazarus of all her life energy and blood, and when he was done and he removed his massive greatsword from her stomach, Ophelia Lazarus was now a desiccated corpse drained of her vampiric powers, blood, and life energy, and as soon as her soul appeared, Lincoln fired a blast of energy from his massive greatsword and had her imprisoned inside an energy card. We cheered wildly for what Ursula Truaigheaingeal and Lincoln did as they holstered their weapons and powered down, and Ursula Truaigheaingeal's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long pink wolf tails, and massive pink angel wings and bat wings are permanent.
Ursula Truaigheaingeal: (Scottish Accent) That's one down and twenty-one of these monsters to go, a good start to the war. Thank you for helping me get rid of that religious fanatic and zealous heretical vampire, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Ursula.
Suddenly, Ursula Truaigheaingeal wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Ursula Truaigheaingeal's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Succubus, and Ghostrick Angel of Mischief flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, and the sound of Celtic Music played behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Ursula Truaigheaingeal absorbed the elemental forces and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Nico: Wow, now that was one truly awesome and incredible fight and a good start to the war, Lincoln, Ursula, that was one awesome and epic fight. Plus, now we know that we're not just dealing with twenty-two so-called vampire hunters who were also well-known religious fanatics and zealots who got exposed as murderous demons and heretics, but also exposed as twenty-two demonic vampires from Transylvania.
Me: Yeesh, so we got a group of really evil vampires running loose.
Lincoln: Yep. Now, follow us, guys, it's time we showed you the castle of The Michigan Supernatural Defense Force.
We headed back home and Lincoln and the Michigan Supernatural Defense Force guided us to their castle, and we saw it for ourselves: it looked like a Gothic Vampire Castle from fantasy with stone gargoyles perched on the pedestals of the castle's towers along with stone vampire bats perched on the stone pedestals of the castle.
Me: (WHISTLES) Wow, what a castle!
Nico: You got that right, this is so awesome!
Then, we went inside, and the inside of the castle was even more amazing, it had a stairway and a massive library full of dark magic spellbooks and history tomes, it also had rooms on the upper and lower parts of the castle, a kitchen, and a room filled with weapons meant for killing evil vampires, werewolves, demons, and other supernatural creatures. Then, we headed for The Foyer, the meeting place of The Michigan Supernatural Defense Force, and there were nineteen vampire thrones meant for Lincoln, Victoria Kurenai, Kaylee Nago, Tamara Nobori, Selena Kurenai, Teresa Shiramine, Taylor
Sugimura, Ravenna Amaranth, Ashina Valerian, Renata Nefaria, Vespera Dracona, Marianne Shelly, Adriene Camazotz, Melania Douglas, Nerida Highseas, Maya Chodren, Masina Ginette, Angelica Mirabella, and Helena Krusneg.
Me: Whoa, now this is what I call a meeting place.
?: I'm glad you all like it.
Suddenly, we saw five girls with different colored hair: dark blue, red, white, dark brown, and dark green, blue eyes, and dressed in sleeveless dark blue, red, white, dark brown, and dark green tops, midnight black short-sleeved blouses, long midnight black frilly skirts with jewels around the waists, gothic lace stockings, and knee-high dark blue, red, white, dark brown, and dark green boots with butterfly buckles and sleeveless white long trenchcoats and they had five Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with three Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lincoln: Nerida Highseas, Maya Chodren, Masina Ginette, Angelica Mirabella, and Helena Krusneg, Embodiments of The Mermaid, Gigant, Ghost, Hobbit, and Goblin Races, I knew we'd meet you five again.
Nerida Highseas: Yep, and wow, you've really grown into a really handsome young man, Lincoln.
Nico: Whoa, so these five are...?
Lincoln: Yep. That's Nerida Highseas, Embodiment of The Mermaid Race, Maya Chodren, Embodiment of The Gigant Race, Masina Ginette, Embodiment of The Ghost Race, Angelica Mirabella, Embodiment of The Hobbit Race, and Helena Krusneg, Embodiment of The Goblin Race, they're my Guardian Angels from Michigan and they were born with not only the powers and strengths of the mermaid, hobbit, ghost, yeti and cyclops, and goblins, but they were also born with the dark powers and strengths of The Mermaid, Gigant, Ghost, Hobbit, and Goblin Races and none of their weaknesses. They're known for defending me with a fierce passion not only from my enemies, but also from the heartlessness of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and they've also gotten along well with Leni, Luna, Laney, Lana, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita, and just like the other vampires and I, they feed on blood bags from the blood bank, and they also knew of me being a powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, and they're also friends with Lucy and her friends in The Young Morticians' Club. They're also among the many members of The Michigan Supernatural Defense Force, a group of vampire hunters formed by me, the other Kamen Rider Kiva embodiments, and the embodiments of The Wolfen Race, Merman Race, Franken Race, Fangire Race, Kivat Race, Doran Race, Legendorga Race, Mermaid Race, Ghost Race, Gigant Race, Hobbit Race, and Goblin Race, and their job is to defend Michigan, Royal Woods, and Great Lakes City from the threat of evil vampires, evil werewolves, and other evil supernatural creatures of the night. They also teamed up with The Ghosthunters Club and other clubs for some of their more dangerous missions involving powerful vampire lords, werewolves, witches, warlocks, demons, and demon lords. I made them beautiful necklaces with white pearls and gems for the pendant, and to show thanks, they each kissed me on the lips underneath the full moon as the wolves howled and the vampire bats flew to enjoy the darkness, and they hates Flip, Scoots, Lewis Travolta, Hawk and Hank, and Chandler and his cronies with a burning passion, and they absolutely loathes and despises King, the ruler of The Fangires, along with The Checkmate Four, along with The Legendorga with an absolutely intense and burning hatred for what they've done, and that absolutely intense and burning hatred is so powerful that all Fangires and even The Legendorga were absolutely afraid of them, even Takato Shiramine and Takashi Sugimura, leader of The Legendorga, fear the Embodiments of The Mermaid, Gigant, Ghost, Hobbit, and Goblin Races.
Me: Awesome.
Angelica Mirabella: We also got the word that Audrey Blade and the Ghostrick Destroyers had come back, is it true?
Lincoln: Yes, it is, and just now, Ursula and I defeated Ophelia Lazarus.
Lincoln took out the energy card with Ophelia Lazarus' drained soul imprisoned inside.
Ravenna Amaranth: Now, follow us to our special room.
We followed them to a room in the castle and inside the room are cages with the souls of some of Royal Woods' most dangerous criminals and thugs imprisoned inside with suction tubes attached to them which are meant to suck out life energy from them when the curse gives them back their life energy.
Lincoln: This is The Room of Tortured Souls, it's our imprisonment room for the souls of some of Royal Woods' most dangerous thugs and criminals. After I drained them of their life energy, I then imprison their souls inside these cages and with suction tubes attached to them which are meant to suck out life energy from them when my curse gives them back their life energy.
Me: Only to have it sucked out of them, yeesh, that's a punishment that only the most wicked could get.
Nico: Yeah.
Lincoln then placed the soul of Ophelia Lazarus in a cage and he put the curse on her that gave her back her life energy, but once that happened, suction tubes came out and were attached onto her, and then, the suction tubes activated, and Ophelia Lazarus' life energy was being sucked out of her again: she was condemned to that punishment for the rest of eternity, and it flowed into Lincoln and The Michigan Supernatural Defense Force as they sat on their vampire thrones and they gained a massive power boost.
Lincoln: And the life energy that was drained from the prisoners flows into us, and we gain a massive power boost. Consider it the kind of punishment only Drakus could think of.
Drakus: And I've come up with a lot of fucking crazy punishments for criminals.
Sebastian Mendez: Ones that usually end with you taking their lives in the cruelest ways imaginable.
Nico: He's got you pegged on that one. So, Lincoln, which of the daughters of The Olympian Gods and Goddesses are we meeting tomorrow?
Lincoln: I've already got a good one for tomorrow, her name is Abigail Athena, Daughter of Athena, Greek Goddess of War, Handicraft, and Practical Reason.
Me: Whoa! Now, that's really awesome!
Selene Emperyous: You got that right. Abigail Athena is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Greece mainly the legendary Mount Olympus, and like her mother, she's a Goddess of War, Handicraft, and Practical Reason, and she has all her mother's powers, she's immortal, and she's also extremely beautiful and sexy. When she and Lincoln met, there was indeed quite the attraction that turned into true love and she swore to protect him from those who sought to do him harm, and her targets were none other than Flip, Lewis Travolta, Scoots, Hawk, Hank, Pablo, Anderson, Chandler, Artie, Trent, and Killjoy Huggins, his enemies, and she also swore to protect him from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, she's really good friends with Laney, and Abigail and Lincoln helped Laney a lot when it came to putting an end to disputes which are mainly caused by the pointless arguments of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and Abigail helped in teaching Lincoln everything she knows about tactics of warfare and trying to reason with those who were so stubborn and hard-headed. Lincoln made Abigail a beautiful necklace with yellow gem for the pendant, along with a white short-sleeved blouse, yellow sleeveless top, long ankle-length white dress skirt, and white bridal gloves, and to show thanks, Abigail kissed Lincoln on the lips as light shined down from Olympus, and it was truly beautiful, and she really hates Lynn with a bloody passion, because Lynn absolutely hated Abigail for always defending Lincoln whenever she along with Lori, Lola, Lisa, Luan, along with the rest of Lincoln's enemies who plotted to kill him.
Michelle Emperyous: And Selene Arcangela told Abigail everything about what that overly aggressive, belching, farting, rude smelly gym bag has done to Lincoln, and one time when Lincoln and Abigail were enjoying a day in the park, Lynn showed up and tried to kill Lincoln again, that was until Lincoln let loose the beast inside him and he viciously attacked that bitch with a dangerous ferocity, and he and Abigail blasted her with energy blasts and they also pounced on and kicked the tar out of her, and Lincoln fired red energy waves from his massive white angel wings and tied that hard-headed moron up in a red energy straitjacket, and when he alerted the rest of his family of what Lynn tried to do to him and Abigail, they were really furious, and when they also found out Lori, Lola, Lisa, and Luan also conspired to do Lincoln and Abigail in, they were quickly apprehended, and then, Lincoln and Abigail furiously dragged Lynn back to The Loud House, and as a result, Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan were grounded for fourteen weeks for their attempted murder of Lincoln and Abigail, and they got thrown in a padded cell container and wrapped in straitjackets.
Nico: Lynn, your Dark Side made you nothing more than a hard-headed moron and a bully!
Lincoln: That's putting it mildly, and tomorrow, we'll be taking on Eloise Kieran, the next member of The Ghostrick Destroyers.
Tiana Masala: (Scottish Accent) Aye, and that'll be left up to me and you, Lincoln.
Lincoln: Right, Tiana. Audrey Blade, you better be ready, the war's already started, and the one thing awaiting you and the rest of your undead vampire allies is a stake being driven right into your black hearts.
Qin: Now Doug MacFarland is going to be behind bars for a long long time
Plastique: When he gets to prison, he's in for Hell.
Firebrand: He sure is!
Me: Big time.
Girder: But he won't die right away.
Dark Don: It wouldn't be satisfying otherwise.
X Ray: Time to celebrate!
Piledriver: With microwave wings!
Nico: That is for sure. Great job today everyone. That's another one of the rogues of Mordecai and Rigby dealt with.
Benson: You got that right.
Nico: Yeah no kidding.
Xenai: Yep.
Mordecai: (To the viewers) This was a fun adventure. To all bad bosses out there, you better be ready for us to come rough you up.
Me: Yep.
We went and had some wings and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome chapter done.
World's Best Boss was a great episode of Regular Show. That one aired on July 15, 2013 and it was awesome.
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For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily, along with Sakura Avalon, Buster Bunny, Anna Hotteling, Zixx, Carrot And Vambre Along with Amora, Evil Drill Man, Powerpunk Girls, Mouse Shot Lion, Jinxer And Mummy Legendorga and we're going to the mall for an awesome shopping excursion and then it will turn into an awesome and fun rescue as we do 6 rescues in 6 stores:
1 - Rug Store (Rescue of Venom Gene-slammer (Venom Monsters of Yu-Gi-Oh)
2 - Sporting Goods store (Rescue of Sacred Beast Gene-slammer)
3 - Kitchen Store (Rescue of Dark Magician Gene-slammer (All the Magicians)
4 - Book Store (Rescue of Agents of The Planets Gene-slammer)
5 - Toy Store (Rescue of the Koa'Ki Meiru Gene-slammer)
6 - Pet Store (Rescue of the Numbers Gene-Slammer (All The Numbers)
Then we will battle Another Sedusa Z, Vibro, Mercury, Palladium, Indium, Radon, Potassium, Evil Drill Man and Amora. Also we're going to meet a swordfish gene-slammer. Her name is Wendy Blood and she is the descendant of the infamous pirate Dr. Peter Blood and she is a remarkable swordswoman and a powerful fighter and a great force to be reckoned with. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Araquanid and her name is Odette Swan and she is a graceful dancer and a powerful master of water magic.
The next match-up in the saga is Tiana Masina, Gene-Slammer of Ghostrick Fairy and Lincoln VS. Eloise Kieran
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading back to Universe 666 Earth, and we got word that the Universe 666 Teen Titans have broken out of prison and they want revenge on us for what we did to Evil Nico and what we've been doing to his extremely loyal followers, but we're going to make them all pay, and it'll be the perfect opportunity for Lincoln to try out the newly improved golden circular chest plate on his version of He-Man's chest harness that was enhanced when The Master of Games' enchanted amulet merged with his chest harness. And we're going to be meeting the next Daughter of The Olympian Gods and Goddesses, her name is Abigail Athena, Daughter of Athena, Greek Goddess of War, Handicraft, and Practical Reason, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Greece mainly the legendary Mount Olympus, and like her mother, she's a Goddess of War, Handicraft, and Practical Reason, and she has all her mother's powers, she's immortal, and she's also extremely beautiful and sexy. When she and Lincoln met, there was indeed quite the attraction that turned into true love and she swore to protect him from those who sought to do him harm, and her targets were none other than Flip, Lewis Travolta, Scoots, Hawk, Hank, Pablo, Anderson, Chandler, Artie, Trent, and Killjoy Huggins, his enemies, and she also swore to protect him from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, she's really good friends with Laney, and Abigail and Lincoln helped Laney a lot when it came to putting an end to disputes which are mainly caused by the pointless arguments of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and Abigail helped in teaching Lincoln everything she knows about tactics of warfare and trying to reason with those who were so stubborn and hard-headed. Lincoln made Abigail a beautiful necklace with yellow gem for the pendant, along with a white short-sleeved blouse, yellow sleeveless top, long ankle-length white dress skirt, and white bridal gloves, and to show thanks, Abigail kissed Lincoln on the lips as light shined down from Olympus, and it was truly beautiful, and she really hates Lynn with a bloody passion, because Lynn absolutely hated Abigail for always defending Lincoln whenever she along with Lori, Lola, Lisa, Luan, along with the rest of Lincoln's enemies who plotted to kill him, and Selene Arcangela told Abigail everything about what that overly aggressive, belching, farting, rude smelly gym bag has done to Lincoln, and one time when Lincoln and Abigail were enjoying a day in the park, Lynn showed up and tried to kill Lincoln again, that was until Lincoln let loose the beast inside him and he viciously attacked that bitch with a dangerous ferocity, and he and Abigail blasted her with energy blasts and they also pounced on and kicked the tar out of her, and Lincoln fired red energy waves from his massive white angel wings and tied that hard-headed moron up in a red energy straitjacket, and when he alerted the rest of his family of what Lynn tried to do to him and Abigail, they were really furious, and when they also found out Lori, Lola, Lisa, and Luan also conspired to do Lincoln and Abigail in, they were quickly apprehended, and then, Lincoln and Abigail furiously dragged Lynn back to The Loud House, and as a result, Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan were grounded for fourteen weeks for their attempted murder of Lincoln and Abigail, and they got thrown in a padded cell container and wrapped in straitjackets.
Along with another of Lincoln's Guardian Angels, and we're going to be in for quite the surprise with this one, her name is Michelle Kibutsuji, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and not only is she a very powerful Goth Girl with incredible dark powers and mastery over dark magic, The Occult, and dark forces, but she's also an incredibly powerful demon, and here's something that's bound to shock you: she's the biological daughter of Muzan Kibutsuji, The Demon King and The Progenitor of The Demons from Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba. It turns out that many years ago, Muzan Kibutsuji under a false name, met a young woman in Royal Woods, Michigan, and then, a beautiful baby girl was born to them, and she not only had her father's immeasurable demonic powers, abilities, and demonic blood, but surprisingly, she was born healthy and didn't get hurt by the sun. As she grew older, her eyes changed from blue to blood red with cat-like pupils, and then, massive midnight black angel wings grew and sprouted out from her back. Eventually, her father told her of who he really is, that he's none other than Muzan Kibutsuji, The Demon King and Progenitor of The Demons. But, despite that, she still loved her father, and she knew of his inflated ego and delusional sense of self worth, yet, somehow that diminished greatly due to his own daughter and the woman he met long ago. One day, Michelle was walking home from school when she suddenly heard a scream in the distance, she ran over and she saw Lincoln was being beaten up by Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan who ambushed him and the five mean sisters already pulverized his friends and were already beating him up. This angered Michelle greatly, and she ran right at Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and she got them off Lincoln easily with her immeasurable strength and sent them running for the hills. She checked on Lincoln and she decided to get him to a hospital, but then, she was met by Adriana Ardelean Dracula who showed up with a blood bag for him, which he grabbed and sank his fangs into and drained it which healed his wounds. This amazed Michelle greatly, and Lincoln told Michelle the truth: he was a vampire-werewolf hybrid, and they explained the events of what happened, and this shocked her. Then, she told Lincoln of who she is, and even telling him of who her father is, and this really stunned him and the other Guardian Angels. But, instead of being afraid, he hugged her tightly and she hugged him back, this also didn't go unnoticed by her father, Muzan Kibutsuji, who saw the whole thing as he came out of the shadows. Michelle became a member of Lincoln's Guardian Angels, and it was right from there that Lincoln swore to keep her lineage a secret, so not even Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, nor even Lincoln's enemies can find out, but Muzan also swore that Lincoln also needed to keep it a secret from Leni, Luna, Laney, Lana, Lily, and his parents, and that also meant Lucy cannot find out about it as well.
Get ready for an awesome adventure as we go help Jake Long battle the Gorgon Sisters and it will be an awesome battle of the myths. We're going to seal those 3 evil sisters into the Book of Vile Darkness.
See you next time
