This is where Horsea gets followed by a haunted car.


(TREASURE TROVE COVE BY BANJO KAZOOIE PLAYS)

Over in the Alola Region in the Maldives 🇲🇻 was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily, along with Ilana, Ets, Juleka, Ayla and Jessica along with Enchantress, Lillith Aensland, Defender, Symbiote Bonded Black Widow, Mentok the Mindtaker and Karate Kong and we were there for some awesome rest and relaxation as well as a really great rescue. We were having fun playing in the sand, sunbathing, building sandcastles, surfing, digging for buried treasure and more.

Me: Ahh. This is the life!

Qin: Boy you said it.

Nico: Yeah.

Xenia: This is so fun.

Lola: It sure is.

Camie: It's awesome.

Misty Tredwell: Boy it sure is peaceful.

Nico: Ilana, I want to thank you, Enchantress, and your teams for coming.

Ilana: No problem Nico. It's gonna be so awesome helping out.

Camie: It sure is.

Varie: I'll say.

Ets: This is gonna be so fun.

Nico: Ets, I'll never forget when we met you.

Ets: Me neither. That was so awesome.

Lola: It sure was.

Xenia; And you have been an awesome help to the team since.

Ets: Yeah I sure have.

Camie: So cool.

Lillith: (Scottish Accent) And he has been an amazing archenemy.

Lola: He sure has Lillith.

Nico: And your tech powers have really been useful

Ets: They sure have and it's awesome.

Qin: You got that right.

Lincoln: I think it's so cool that you have powers like that.

Me: Cooper Daniels has learned so much from you on them.

Ets: He sure has.

Varie: I'll say.

Me: Boy yesterday's mission was awesome.

Nico: It's not every day we fight one of Jake's enemies

Eli: No kidding. It has been a while.

Camie: I know.

Me: No kidding on that. Now the Gorgon Sisters are with the M.O.E.

Lola: They sure are.

Applejack: I think it's a great addition to them.

Nico: I agree there.

Me: No kidding.

Nico: And we got to meet Jake's family.

Me: We sure did. Hayly, Susan and Jonathan are so awesome.

Xenia: And they are all dragons.

Camie: That is so cool.

Wallflower: They sure are. That is so cool.

Varie: Yep.

Nico: And they met Biowulf.

Eli: I know.

Lola: That was so cool.

Lana: And Hayly is awesome too. It was funny how she breathed fire in Vector's face.

Xenia: Yeah that was awesome.

Varie: Funny too.

Laney: I agree there too.

Maria: Keep an eye out. Team Skull could be anywhere.

Me: Okay. The Alarm will tell us if they are coming.

DEMONIC LAUGHTER ALARM!

Nico: Here they come.

Xenia: Yep.

Lola: This will be good.

Varie: Yep.

Nico: Time to smash some skulls.

Maria: Time to call for backup!

She called in Amora, Evil Drill Man, Powerpunk Girls, Mouse Shot Lion, Jinxer and the Mummy Legendorga.

Qin: Oh yeah!

Nico: Yeah! This will be fun.

Me: Nico here they come!

We saw TEAM SKULL!

Camie: Oh boy.

Nico: Let's get em!

Me: CHARGE!

We went at them and bashed and pulverized them all over into pulp.

I punched a member.

Me: Nico the Boo Box!

Nico: Oh I get it!

Skull member: (IN FEAR!) NOT THAT! NOT THE BOO BOX!

Me: The Boo Box!

Skull Member: NOOOOOOOO!

Me and Eli grabbed the member as he was screaming and then Nico opened the box and then we shoved him in there and closed it and Nicole put a genjutsu on it and scared the living shit out of him!

Nico: It never gets old!

Qin: Yeah! Neither is this!

Qin opened the hatch on the top and then put her butt on it and then…

LOUD FIERY SUPER FART!

She farted a flamethrower blast from her butt and burned the Skull Member!

OUCH!

Nico: (LAUGHS) NICE ONE!

Qin: Thanks!

Eli fired waves of Force Lightning and electrocuted the Skull members all over.

Fluttershy then whistled and then a bunch of badgers swooped in from out of nowhere and mauled a bunch of members of Team Skull.

Nico: Nice!

Brittney: Time for some fear! NIGHTMARE STYLE NINJA ART: FEAR OF THE NIGHTMARE SHARK!

She fired waves of darkness and they enveloped the Skull members and a NIGHTMARE SHARK ATE THEM!

Camie: OH YEAH

Lola: Nice!

Maria fired water at them.

She drenched them. But then lightning struck them from out of nowhere!

ZAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP!

Nico: WHOA!

Eli: That was awesome!

Me: Nice one Lincoln.

Lincoln: That wasn't me. It was from her!

We saw an Electric Eel Gene-Slammer Girl!

Me: An Electric Eel Gene-slammer!

May: Thanks!

Electric Eel: Thanks!

Nico: Nikko Malkovich! Wow!

Qin: Whoa! Lightning Queen Nikko! That is awesome!

Nikko Malkovich: It sure is.

Nico: Kinda weird for you not to have legs, huh?

Nikko Malkovich: You're not kidding there.

Camie: Yeah.

Nikko then fired waves of lightning and electrocuted the rest of the Team Skull members and they were burned all over and then arrested.

Qin: Take that.

Camie: Yep.

Nico: What were you doing before getting Gene Slammed?

Nikko Malkovich: Working in the hydroelectric power plant and then I got turned into this.

Nico: Whoa.

Me: Lets revert you back.

I put my blind man glasses on and the boys covered their eyes.

Me: Just so you know this is going to hurt really bad.

Nikko Malkovich: I'm ready.

Me: Okay here we go. (SNAPS FINGERS)

I snapped my fingers and she doubled over in excruciating pain as she was changing back!

Her tail unmerged back into legs.

She was back to normal and was a girl with neon green hair and had blue eyes and had the kanji for eel in the middle of her forehead. She got up and was naked.

Nikko Malkovich: Oh wow I'm normal. It's okay Nico you can look at me naked. I don't mind. I like it.

Nico: Not if you want Nicole to kill me!

Nikko Malkovich: I'm also Nico's friend from science class.

Me: Wow!

Nikko Malkovich: I specialized in lightning.

Eli: Neat.

Rarity: Don't worry darling we can fix this.

Rarity and the fashion brigade gave her new clothes. She had neon green clothes.

Nikko Malkovich: Nice outfit!

Qin: It sure is.

Nikko took one step… and fell to the floor.

Nico caught her.

Nikko Malkovich: WHOA! I need to get used to having legs again.

Nico: It will take a while but you can do it.

Eli: And I found the anothers. We have Another Amaterasu (Fire Force), Abyss (SoulCalibur), Universe 666 Ansem, Argosax, Aisrehdar (Chrono Ruler), Lillith and Enchantress.

Me: Whoa!

Ets: This will be good.

Nico: Who do we call?

Me: Let me see.

JEOPARDY THINK THEME PLAYS

Me: I got an idea. I summon Witch of the Black Forest, Ruin Queen of Oblivion, Fire Sorcerer, Kanan the Swordmistress and Lady of the Lake!

I summoned said monsters.

Fire Sorcerer: You rang?

Me: Yep. Your archenemies are Amaterasu (Fire Force), Abyss (SoulCalibur), Universe 666 Ansem, Argosax, and Aisrehdar (Chrono Ruler).

Nico: Nice!

Qin: Yeah!

Me: And Maria call in Felicia Terrington the gene-slammer of Arcana Force XXI - The World.

Maria: Right.

She did so and she appeared in a planet Earth.

Felicia Terrington: I'm ready guys.

Nico: There they are!

Out came 7 figures and they were Another Amaterasu (Fire Force), Abyss (SoulCalibur), Universe 666 Ansem, Argosax, Aisrehdar (Chrono Ruler) and Lillith!

Ets: Whoa!

Qin: This is gonna be good.

Lola: Yeah!

Another Amaterasu: But this will be so fun.

Me: That voice!

The 7 of them all merged together and she reverted back and was a girl with purple hair and had a rainbow dress on and had rainbow angel wings. And she had a rainbow sword in her hand.

Me: (GASP) Miranda Connors!

Miranda Connors: Awesome to see you again J.D.

Me: Same here. Miranda is also the gene-slammer of the Neos Elemental Heros.

Jaden: Whoa! That is awesome.

Me: It sure is.

Miranda Connors: Yep. And I'm also one of Lincoln's Guardian Angels.

Lincoln: That's right and I haven't seen you since you were 17.

Miranda Connors: I know and WOW! You changed so much from that little boy I remember.

Lincoln: I know. Miranda is also Emilia and Melanie Connors' little sister.

Qin: Wow!

Miranda Connors: I heard you guys were destroying Queen Bee mean girls. Well done.

Me: Thanks. Is the Another Enchantress friendly or hostile?

Miranda Connors: Friendly. And she is a masterful enchantress.

Ets: Let's do this!

Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.

Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.

(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)

The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.

Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep

Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Spring abundant holoél

She glowed and was separated from the 7 Anothers!

They fired waves of energy and element and blasted the Anothers down and I caught the Wonder Ride Books!

Qin: Oh yeah!

Camie: Take that!

Nico: Now for Another Enchantress.

Ilana: This will be awesome and fun.

Xenia: It sure will.

Qin: Yep.

Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!

Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.

Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!

Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.

Juniper Travis: Just to be a great sorceress. But I knew he was lying. So I turned him into a toad.

Nico: Nice!

Qin: Yeah!

Me: Clever.

Ilana: Sorry we have to fight like this.

Kaito and Zocks: Zenkaiju Gear!

They donned their Zenkaiju armor!

Xenia: YEAH

Juniper turned into Another Enchantress.

Qin: Yeah! This will be good.

Nico: (gets out DC Enchantress' Ridewatch): You're not the only one who can do magic!

Nico activated it and fired a wave of magic and blasted her down.

Nico: Now this one. (Activates Lillith's ridewatch)

Nico fired waves of darkness and smashed her down.

May: Time for some shield power. (ACTIVATES DEFENDER'S RIDEWATCH)

She got a shield and fired a wave of energy and smashed her.

May: Time for this! (ACTIVATES SYMBIOTE BONDED BLACK WIDOW'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.

Maria: Time for this. (ACTIVATES MENTOK'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired energy blasts and smashed her down.

Maria: HI-YAH! (ACTIVATES KARATE KONG'S RIDEWATCH)

She jumped and pulverized Another Enchantress!

Ets: Time for some action! (ACTIVATES LILLITH'S RIDEWATCH)

Ets fired waves of energy and smashed her all over.

Abra Kadabra, Queen of The Black Puddle, Praxina, PPG Sandman, Mizugeiko and Uvula the Sea Hag came.

Nico: Nice team, Abra Kadabra!

Abra Kadabra: Thanks. And rest assured that Praxina is being well behaved.

Lola: Awesome.

Me: Just as long as she doesn't hurt Vypra.

Praxina: I can assure you that me and Vypra are slowly repairing our relationship. (laughs) Now if only she and Dark can get married already!

Me: (LAUGHS) Awesome.

Xenia: Yeah.

Me: Great.

Maria: Where's the next Gene Slammer?

?: Right here you ugly bitch!

We saw a Salazzle!

Me: Whoa a Salazzle!

Xenia: Uh oh.

Salazzle: (In a girls voice) That's right you fuckers! I'm here! You got a fucking problem with that!?

Nico: Gabby Orion! Whoa!

Qin: Not her!

She reverted back and was a girl with black hair and had black hardcore clothes.

Nico: She's a bully I saved from herself.

Qin: I remember that.

Salazzle: I got this.

She fired waves of darkness and smashed down Another Enchantress and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it and I brought Juniper.

Xenia: Awesome!

Ets: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Gabby Orion: When Nico saved me from myself. Also me and Nico went after Karen people.

Camie: A Karen?

Me: It's a slang term for someone that is a total psychopath. They think they are so much better than everyone that they can get away with anything.

Lola: Yeah.

Xenia: Yikes.

Camie: Yeah.

Nico: Yep. We teamed up and became the Karen-Wranglers.

Xenia: Nice.

Nico and Gabby hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

Gabby Orion: Me too Nico.

We went back home.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, Larry Loud, Mira Torvald, Subtlety, Fury, and Endurance are heading to Fairy World, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the three girls here, but we got a huge and wild battle waiting for us: The Babysitters Raging Against Twerps have come back from the dead, and they want revenge on us for killing them, but we're going to destroy those demonic babysitters, and what's even more huge: not only are we going to broadcast it to Icky Vicky so she can see her friends be wiped out one by one, but Timmy Turner's also going to EXPLODE AND TRANSFORM AND REALLY LET THOSE DEMONIC BABYSITTERS HAVE IT BIG TIME, THE BABYSITTERS RAGING AGAINST TWERPS WILL NEVER SURVIVE THE FURY OF THE CHOSEN ONE OF FAIRY WORLD AND THE DEFENDER OF DIMMSDALE, AND THE MYSTICON PINK WOLF MAGE!

Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Fairy World, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the three girls here, but we got a huge and wild battle waiting for us: The Babysitters Raging Against Twerps have come back from the dead, and they want revenge on us for killing them, but we're going to destroy those demonic babysitters, and what's even more huge: not only are we going to broadcast it to Icky Vicky so she can see her friends be wiped out one by one.

Timmy Turner: But, I'm also going to transform, and it's going to be more explosive than when I blew up at Norm when we went to Ji Province.

Nico: I always knew we'd be facing those demonic babysitters again, but unlike with Icky Vicky, they aren't getting off easy.

Me: No, we can deal with humiliating Icky Vicky, but them, uh uh, they're getting The Black Gates for good.

Wanda: That's for sure.

Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long golden yellow hair and golden yellow hairband, yellow eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful golden angel wings, she's dressed in a white short-sleeved blouse, sleeveless golden yellow top, necklace with pearls and blue gem for the pendant, long ankle-length white skirt, white bridal gloves, yellow knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with horses, roosters, wolves, cattle, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Helios, and holstered on her back is a massive Helios-themed greatsword with embedded yellow gems and Athena etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged golden yellow blade, large yellow wolf heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces embedded on both sides of the hilt with yellow gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large white angel heads and large yellow gem on the bottom of the large white angel heads for the pommel.

Selene Arcangela: (Gasps) The horse, rooster, wolf, and cattle motif on the sleeveless trenchcoat, you're one of the daughters of the Olympian Gods and Goddesses.

Golden Yellow-Haired Girl: That's right, and I got the girls away from those demonic babysitters, they had flamethrowers, chainsaws, grenades, knives, and all sorts of weapons, and they were cackling like demons.

Lincoln: (Gasps) That voice, Hailey Helios, Daughter of Helios, I knew it was you.

?: (SUPER ENRAGED DEMONIC AND SUPER PISSED OFF SCREECH OF PURE RAGE AND INSANITY) TTTTTTTTTTTTTTWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEERRRRPPPPPSSSSS!

We then saw our targets heading our way: The Babysitters Raging Against Twerps, and they have flamethrowers, chainsaws, grenades, knives, and all sorts of weapons, and they were cackling like demons and were extremely super pissed off now.

Nico: Here they come!

Suddenly, something in Timmy Turner's mind absolutely snapped as memories of Norm's crooked and evil tricks rushed through him along with the memory of him making The 20 Days of Darkness even more darker, and his sapphire blue eyes turned neon sapphire blue and he was surrounded by a pink and white energy aura with magic, stars, fairy crowns, elemental forces, wolves, fairies, and angels, and he gripped his Lupus' Celestial Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice and his Eye of Lupus orb was glowing even more, and as he approached The Babysitters Raging Against Twerps, he left pink and white energy, magic, stars, fairy crowns, elemental forces, wolves, fairies, and angels with every step.

Timmy Turner: You know what, you absolutely make me sick to no end, you've already proven that you all are nothing more than a bunch of monsters and demons who sought to kill every last kid in Dimmsdale and the entire world and watch the world burn, and for what: to slake your endless thirst for blood and destruction. (SUDDENLY GETTING EXTREMELY PISSED OFF AND SUPER ENRAGED) But, you know what, I've had it up to hear with every last one of you losers, you've already proven to all of us that you're nothing more than a bunch of monsters unworthy of redemption and unworthy to even live in society at all! (Suddenly, his canine teeth grew into fangs)..., AND NOW, YOU'VE JUST SEALED YOUR FATE, YOU DEMONIC, WRETCHED, WORTHLESS, HEARTLESS, GOOD-FOR-NOTHING GODFORSAKEN PIECES OF TRASH FROM THE DARKEST DEPTHS OF HELL, AND NOW, I WILL MAKE ABSOLUTELY SURE NONE OF YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE HERE ALIVE AND I WILL KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU UNTIL NOTHING IS LEFT OF YOU! (WOLF ROAR)

We gasped at the sudden extent of Timmy Turner's rage, and when we heard a wolf roar escape from his throat and his canine teeth turn into fangs, we knew The Babysitters Raging Against Twerps just fucked up big time, and now, Timmy's going to make them all pay.

Nico: HOLY CRAP! Timmy's really exploded with anger now!

Lincoln: This is way more explosive than when he exploded like that at Norm during my rescue at Ji Province. STAND YOUR GROUND, GANG, TIMMY'S GOING TO EXPLODE!

We stood our ground as Timmy Turner screamed like a madman and roared like a really enraged wolf as he was surrounded by a massive vortex of pink and white energy with stars, magic, fairy crowns, and elemental forces surrounding it, there's a fairy, angel, and wolf flying and running around the vortex, and in the vortex is a gold phoenix with red eyes glaring at The Babysitters Raging Against Twerps: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Timmy Turner emerged, but he was changed forever.

Timmy Turner grew from 7'5" to 8'3" in height, his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew much bigger for his new body and he still retains his eight-pack abs and he now has eleven large colored orbs orbiting around his legs, he has blue highlights in the bangs of his long chocolate brown hair that reached the bottom of his neck and a blue tip on one strand of his hair, he has neon sapphire blue eyes and a pink and white energy aura with magic, stars, elemental forces, fairy crowns, wolves, fairies surrounding him, he has an angel and wolf holding the Element Kanji and was accompanied by two fairies emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with pink iris, he has on wolf earrings with pink gems for the eyes and with the Elemental, Magic, and Eternity Kanjis in its paws, he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with pink gems on the gold star links and pink and green crystals for the links and a blue fairy-shaped Element of Harmony and below the Element of Harmony is a wolf head with pink gems for eyes and the Elemental, Magic, and Eternity Kanji on its head for the pendant. Timmy Turner has on a pink shirt with sapphire blue jewel on his neck, a long white long-sleeved jacket with golden embroideries in the shape of arrows pointing left and right and blue buttons, white gloves with silver claw rings, black pants with blue flames, black knee-high boots, and long long-sleeved white coat with golden embroideries on the long sleeves and pink-furred cuffs and pink fur lining on the coattails and pink wolf draped around for the collar, and on the back is a fairy crown with a fairy, angel, and wolf, and on the back of his neck is the constellation of Lupus the Wolf. Suddenly, Timmy felt a sharp pain on his wider and more muscular back, and then, his massive white angel wings with yellow tips on the large white feathers grew much bigger for his new body, and he now has fangs like a wolf, he has on his Ring of The Phoenix with large pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger and Blue Lantern Corps ring on his left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in his left hand, and he has his Wolf Familiar, Lupin, and Fairy Familiar, Tiana with him.

Suddenly, Timmy Turner's Lupus' Celestial Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice and Eye of Lupus and all the other greatswords and swords he'd gotten in the treasure battles began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of pink and white energy, stars, magic, elemental forces, fairies, wolves, and angels, and when it finally emerged, it was transformed into Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice, it's a brand-new Mage's Staff measuring at 8'5" in length with a massive pink orb mounted on top of four large gold raven heads with blue gems for eyes and below them is a large blue gem surrounded by a gold ring with small chain made of three pink gems and a wolf head for the pendant and a gold dragon coiled around one end of the long black handle and on the other end of the long midnight black handle is a white Alicorn head with its wings spread out and a golden heart and on the bottom of the Alicorn head are four smaller gold raven heads with pink gems for the eyes and on top of a large gold ring and on the bottom of the raven heads is a large midnight black crescent moon weight with a pink gem on it and his Eye of Lupus orb also now has gold designs on it, he has on his new large gold cuff Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with pink gems on his wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the large gold cuff left Bracer, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large gold wolf head with blue gems for eyes and a large pink gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Fairy World Compendium, purple spellbook he got for his 18th birthday, Talisman Cards of The Universe, Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on his right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his left hip. There's a gold kanji below the fairy crown that said, "Timmy Turner, Chosen One and Defender of Dimmsdale and Fairy World, Loving Fairy God Child of Cosmo and Wanda, Loving Fairy Godbrother of Poof, Loving Son of Mr. and Mrs. Turner, Destroyer of Denzel Crocker and Many of Fairy World's Dangerous Villains, Redeemer of The Darkness, Owner of The Fairy World Compendium, Loving Boyfriend of Trixie Tang, Loyal Friend to Many, Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage, Archenemy of Madame Masque, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Magic, Angels, Fairies, Wolves, and Elemental Forces"

ティミー・ターナー、選ばれし者、ディムズデイルと妖精界の擁護者、コスモとワンダの愛する妖精神の子、プーフの愛する妖精ゴッドブラザー、ターナー夫妻の愛する息子、デンゼル・クロッカーの破壊者、そして妖精界の多くの危険な悪役、闇の救世主、妖精世界大全の所有者、トリクシー・タンの愛するボーイフレンド、多くの人の忠実な友人、ミスティコン・ピンク・ウルフの魔術師、マダム・マスクの大敵、破壊者にして悪を滅ぼす者、錯乱した、殺人的で冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべきそして、驚くべき強力な教師の強力な生徒、そして魔法、天使、妖精、狼、および元素の力の達人

Timmy Turner has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-FAIRY-WOLF MOON-MYSTICON PINK WOLF MAGE-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA MAGIC CELESTIAL FAIRY MAGICAL ELEMENTAL FAIRY MYSTICON WOLF MOON ANGEL OF DIVINE ELEMENTAL CELESTIAL FAIRY MAGICAL FAIRY WOLF MOON JUSTICE AND DIVINE ELEMENTAL CELESTIAL FAIRY MAGICAL FAIRY WOLF MOON HOPE!

We were amazed by Timmy Turner's Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Trixie Tang saw what what happened to him, she had an atomic red blush on her face and hearts in her eyes, but when the Babysitters Raging Against Twerps saw it, they went mad with rage and ran at him to kill him with their chainsaws, but Timmy Turner fired a powerful barrage of pink and white energy blasts, stars, magic, elemental forces, fairies, wolves, and angels, along with firing pink energy blasts from his new Mage's Staff and firing pink Eye of Lupus orbs at them which exploded with incredible power as they hit them, and this absolutely pissed them all off now.

Timmy Turner: (Divine Godly Echoing Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Magic Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magic Mysticon Wolf Moon Hope) Now, it's payback time for every last kid in Dimmsdale that you have hurt!

Sylvester: And no one shall say a kind word at your funerals!

Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.

Lincoln: That's right. Come on, gang, let's send these rotten brats straight to their eternal damnation once and for all!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Starfire's team, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nico, Nicole, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after The Babysitters Raging Against Twerps, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.

Then, Timmy fired powerful blasts of pink and white energy, elemental forces, magic, wolves, fairies, and angels at those demonic babysitters, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them, and he also attacks them with his brand-new Mage's Staff, and his Eye of Lupus orb fired pink energy beams at Norm, and Timmy also summoned many more Eye of Lupus orbs, and he sent them flying at Norm with his brand-new Mage's Staff, and they ricocheted and hit those she-demons all over the place, and Timmy fired a ball of pink energy from his Mage's Staff and it hit The Babysitters Raging Against Twerps and it exploded and destroyed them and sent them to The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly as we holster our weapons and powered down, and Timmy Turner's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, massive white angel wings, and eleven large colored orbs orbiting around his legs are permanent.

Nico: Alright, we did it, we're finally rid of The Babysitters Raging Against Twerps, those bitches are gone for good!

Suddenly, we heard Icky Vicky roar and screech with extremely nasty rage: she found out about what we just did to her friends.

Timmy Turner: Sounds like Bubble Butt has found out about what we did in getting rid of her friends, and she's not taking it well.

Zachary Moonglow: (Through Timmy's emblazoned Fairy and Wolf and Third Eye) Indeed, but this is the price her friends deserved to pay.

Lincoln: And many more for their desire to kill kids and watch the world burn. (To Hailey Helios) And it's so good to see you again, Hailey.

Hailey Helios: You too, Linky, it's been a long time.

Lincoln went up to Hailey Helios and he hugged her, and Hailey Helios is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon went even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms and short stubble on his jawline, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Hailey Helios: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot in height and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago. Plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Nico: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and he's become truly immortal.

Me: And Lincoln, you know this sexy hot mama?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., this is Hailey Helios, and no, this isn't to be confused with the Gene-Slammer of Helios Trice Megistus, this is the Daughter of Helios, Greek God of The Sun, she's my Guardian Angel from Greece mainly the legendary Mount Olympus, and like her father, she's a Goddess of The Sun, and she has all her father's powers, she's immortal, and she's also extremely beautiful and sexy.

Nico: Nice warning, sheesh, we almost got confused on that one.

Selene Emperyous: Yeah, thank goodness. Anyways, when she and Lincoln met, there was indeed quite the attraction that turned into true love and she swore to protect him from those who sought to do him harm, and her targets were none other than Flip, Lewis Travolta, Scoots, Hawk, Hank, Pablo, Anderson, Chandler, Artie, Trent, and Killjoy Huggins, his enemies, and she also swore to protect him from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, she's really good friends with Luan surprisingly, and Hailey and Lincoln helped Luan with her birthday parties, and Hailey helped in teaching Lincoln everything she knows about using the powers of the sun and she really helped out Luan with her training when she got her powers from Sulis. Lincoln made Hailey a beautiful necklace with yellow gem for the pendant, along with a white short-sleeved blouse, golden yellow sleeveless top, long ankle-length white dress skirt, and white bridal gloves, and to show thanks, Hailey kissed Lincoln on the lips as sunlight shined down on them, and it was truly beautiful, and she really hates Lewis Travolta with a bloody passion, because that jerk absolutely hated Hailey for always defending Lincoln whenever he along with Lori, Lola, Lisa, Lynn, along with the rest of Lincoln's enemies who plotted to kill him.

Michelle Emperyous: And Selene Arcangela told Hailey everything about what that lardass has done, and one time when Lincoln and Hailey were enjoying a day in the beach, Lewis Travolta showed up and tried to kill Lincoln again, that was until Lincoln let loose the beast inside him and he viciously attacked that lardass with a dangerous ferocity, and he and Hailey blasted her with energy blasts and they also pounced on and kicked the tar out of him, and Lincoln fired red energy waves from his massive white angel wings and tied that jerk up in a red energy straitjacket, and when he alerted the rest of his family of what Lewis Travolta tried to do to him and Hailey, they were really furious, and Lincoln called the cops and they picked up Lewis Travolta and took him to jail.

Nico summoned a bomb and hurled it through a portal that led to Lynn's Table and it was aimed at Lewis Travolta.

Nico: HEADS UP, LARDASS!

Then, the bomb hit Lewis Travolta and exploded and more jewels, coins, gems, and currencies had exploded out of him, and he screamed in anger at us.

Me: Yeah, fuck you too, lardass!

Lincoln: That'll teach that jerk not to mess with us, but knowing him, he won't quit. And now that you're here, Hailey.

Lincoln went up to and hugged Hailey Helios in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Hailey Helios: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Hailey Helios' neck with golden yellow gems on the gold lightning bolts and golden yellow crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Hailey Helios: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Hailey Helios.

Hailey Helios had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her, and he leaned down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them, then, we went up to the three girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, he immediately recognized them. The three girls are Sanae Aikawa, Saki Kitahara, and Miyuki Nishida from Big Sis Hunters.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Sanae Aikawa, Saki Kitahara, and Miyuki Nishida from Big Sis Hunters.

Nicole: Whoa, looks like you've rescued three voluptuous beauties from those demonic babysitters from Hell.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Sanae Aikawa: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Sanae Aikawa and the other two girls saw who it was that saved them from The Babysitters Raging Against Twerps, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura around him.

Sanae Aikawa: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Lincoln made two clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Sanae Aikawa: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, three Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Sanae Aikawa, Saki Kitahara, and Miyuki Nishida with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team were shocked to find out the villains we went after went after were The Babysitters Raging Against Twerps who came back from the dead and wanted revenge on us for killing them long ago.

But, when Lincoln showed what happened such as Timmy Turner transforming into his United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form and he blasted a few of them and really pissed them off and then all of us piling on and really beating the crap out of them, and Timmy finishing them off by blasting them with a barrage of energy blasts and blasts from his new Mage's Staff which destroyed them and sent them to The Black Gates forever, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him all over, and they had steam whistling out their ears. Lincoln and Hailey Helios have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back in town.

Maria: Those good-for-nothing demonic babysitters had some nerve coming back from the dead!

Lincoln: Yeah, but we destroyed them and pissed off Icky Vicky even more.

William: One day, someone should rip out her vocal chords so we won't have to hear that screeching voice again!

Maria: Nah, too easy, babe. Besides, it's so much more fun hearing her lose it big time and scream and roar like a rabid animal.

Me: And now that her group of friends are gone forever, now she truly has no one left.


After finally getting rid of The Babysitters Raging Against Twerps and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Hailey Helios saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Hailey Helios: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 17-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Hailey, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Hailey Helios: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.

Hailey Helios: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.

Nico: Yep. So, Hailey, what's the story on how you and Lincoln took down that lardass, Lewis Travolta?

Hailey Helios: Now, that's a story I've never forgotten.

Hailey Helios pulled up a video and it played on the screen, and it showed Hailey and Lincoln were enjoying a day in the park.

Past Hailey Helios: It's always nice coming here to the park.

Past Lincoln: Yeah, it's really peaceful, Hailey.

Suddenly, Lincoln picked up the sound of heavy footsteps running towards them in a furious rage, and he saw who it was: it was Lewis Travolta, Royal Woods' food-binging glutton and jerk. They dodged an incoming attack from that lardass who was out for blood.

Past Lincoln: Every single time whenever I wanted to enjoy my day and be with my Guardian Angels, every time, you show up to ruin it! That's it, I've had it up to hear with you, you bloated sack!

Suddenly, Lincoln's heart was pounding and his deep sapphire blue eyes turned blood red, and his fangs grew longer, his claws grew sharper, and then, his abnormally massive upper and lower body muscles suddenly grew much bigger as he let his rage loose.

Past Lincoln: I WILL NOT LET YOU LAY ONE FILTHY HAND ON MY GUARDIAN ANGELS, YOU BLOATED SACK! (WOLF ROAR)

Nico: Oh...Shit!

Me: That lardass was dead meat on a stick that day!

Lincoln let the beast out in him and Lewis Travolta charged at Lincoln, but Lincoln punched him hard in his big fat gut and he lifted Lewis Travolta up off the ground with his really immense and powerful superhuman strength and he threw him into a tree, and he attacked him with a dangerous ferocity, and he and Hailey blasted him with energy blasts and they also pounced on and kicked the tar out of her, and Lincoln fired red energy waves from his massive white angel wings and tied that lardass up in a red energy straitjacket, and when he alerted the rest of his family of what Lewis Travolta tried to do to him and Hailey, they were really furious, and then, Lincoln called the cops as they loaded that lardass in the wagon and took him straight to jail as the video ended.

Nico: That lardass had some nerve trying to attack you guys again!

Me: Honestly, he has a one-track mind: and all he's focused on is revenge and being a jerk.

Lincoln: He deserved all those thrashings we give him, and he still doesn't know when to quit. So, he needed to be taken down for good and become humiliation fodder.

Eli: Even though there are some of us who would rather see him dead after all the crap he pulled.

And he was right: some of Lincoln's Guardian Angels had sharpened axes and knives and even a dart board with Lewis Travolta's picture on it and it was stabbed and slashed all over until it was mangled to pieces.

Nico: (Winces) Yikes, I knew that many of Lincoln's Guardian Angels hated that lardass, but it got to the point where they don't want him to suffer, they want him to die.

Me: (Shudders) And that lardass has pulled one too many stunts in trying to kill Lincoln same went with Flip and Scoots.

We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, DoSolfachord Coolia, DoSolfachord CutiaFa, Solfachord Fancia, GranSolfachord Coolia, GranSolfachord Musecia, LaSolfachord Angelia, MiSolfachord Eliteia, ReSolfachord Dreamia, SolSolfachord Gracia, and TiSolfachord Beautia are heading to Resort Island.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And DoSolfachord Coolia, DoSolfachord CutiaFa, Solfachord Fancia, GranSolfachord Coolia, GranSolfachord Musecia, LaSolfachord Angelia, MiSolfachord Eliteia, ReSolfachord Dreamia, SolSolfachord Gracia, and TiSolfachord Beautia are dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out DoSolfachord Coolia, DoSolfachord CutiaFa, Solfachord Fancia, GranSolfachord Coolia, GranSolfachord Musecia, LaSolfachord Angelia, MiSolfachord Eliteia, ReSolfachord Dreamia, SolSolfachord Gracia, and TiSolfachord Beautia had feelings for Lincoln and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln killed them all and sucked out their blood and life energy, which made him go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at that mutant and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of that moron, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.

DoSolfachord Coolia: Wow, so this is Resort Island, it sure is beautiful.

Lincoln: It sure is, DoSolfachord Coolia, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?

Lincoln, DoSolfachord Coolia, DoSolfachord CutiaFa, Solfachord Fancia, GranSolfachord Coolia, GranSolfachord Musecia, LaSolfachord Angelia, MiSolfachord Eliteia, ReSolfachord Dreamia, SolSolfachord Gracia, and TiSolfachord Beautia dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, then they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and DoSolfachord Coolia, DoSolfachord CutiaFa, Solfachord Fancia, GranSolfachord Coolia, GranSolfachord Musecia, LaSolfachord Angelia, MiSolfachord Eliteia, ReSolfachord Dreamia, SolSolfachord Gracia, and TiSolfachord Beautia got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, but then, they saw hulking muscle-bound thugs hired by Flip coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he'd sucked out their muscle mass and strength and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.

Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to DoSolfachord Coolia, DoSolfachord CutiaFa, Solfachord Fancia, GranSolfachord Coolia, GranSolfachord Musecia, LaSolfachord Angelia, MiSolfachord Eliteia, ReSolfachord Dreamia, SolSolfachord Gracia, and TiSolfachord Beautia, and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and DoSolfachord Coolia, DoSolfachord CutiaFa, Solfachord Fancia, GranSolfachord Coolia, GranSolfachord Musecia, LaSolfachord Angelia, MiSolfachord Eliteia, ReSolfachord Dreamia, SolSolfachord Gracia, and TiSolfachord Beautia placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive muscular body, and eight-pack abs.

Nico: Whoa, looks like someone really had an awesome time at Seaside Hill, eh, Lincoln?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!

Suddenly, ten Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of DoSolfachord Coolia, DoSolfachord CutiaFa, Solfachord Fancia, GranSolfachord Coolia, GranSolfachord Musecia, LaSolfachord Angelia, MiSolfachord Eliteia, ReSolfachord Dreamia, SolSolfachord Gracia, and TiSolfachord Beautia with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now DoSolfachord Coolia, DoSolfachord CutiaFa, Solfachord Fancia, GranSolfachord Coolia, GranSolfachord Musecia, LaSolfachord Angelia, MiSolfachord Eliteia, ReSolfachord Dreamia, SolSolfachord Gracia, and TiSolfachord Beautia are now in your harem.

Vinyl Scratch: Wow, I always knew DoSolfachord Coolia, DoSolfachord CutiaFa, Solfachord Fancia, GranSolfachord Coolia, GranSolfachord Musecia, LaSolfachord Angelia, MiSolfachord Eliteia, ReSolfachord Dreamia, SolSolfachord Gracia, and TiSolfachord Beautia had feelings for Lincoln.

Jenna: And Flip has some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.

Serena Logan: I always knew that good-for-nothing hairy mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for herself.

Rarity: And trying to kill DoSolfachord Coolia, DoSolfachord CutiaFa, Solfachord Fancia, GranSolfachord Coolia, GranSolfachord Musecia, LaSolfachord Angelia, MiSolfachord Eliteia, ReSolfachord Dreamia, SolSolfachord Gracia, and TiSolfachord Beautia, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.

Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs he sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass and strength and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and he should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!

Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage, and now, that three butt-cheeked mutant cheapskate has officially lost his mind.

Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you fat hairy mutant cheapskate!

Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that moron still refuses to quit!

Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Amy, Pablo, Anderson, Billy McLean, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.

Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was none other than Maeve Kearne, one of the members of The Ghostrick Destroyers, and she's heading here to kill The Ghostrick Guardian Angels. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and we got news, Raven: as we guessed it, Maeve Kearne, one of The Ghostrick Destroyers is heading here to kill you all.

Ramona Alucard: (Romanian Accent) Just as we expected, but we'll be ready for her, and she'll suffer the same punishment back in the castle of The Michigan Supernatural Defense Force.

Me: Nice, and your sister's also going to join in as well.

Adriana Ardelean Dracula: (Romanian Accent) That's right. Our parents may have been murdered by that monstrous werewolf, but those human-despising sadistic blood-crazed vampires were the ones who orchestrated the nightmare, we've had to deal with the aftermath of those blood-crazed maniacs from Transylvania, and now, they will suffer our vengeance!

Victoria Kurenai: That they will, Adriana, well only Maeve Kearne will, and also, Lincoln's bound to use the Pillar Men's absorption technique on her after you all defeat her.

Nico: This should be good. Alright, gang, let's go, we may not have a mission today, but let's head to the park and kill Maeve Kearne.

Lincoln: Yeah, we can't let that delusional blood-crazed religious fanatic and zealous vampire hunter and murderous heretical vampire run free any longer, she must die here and now.

Ramona Alucard: (Romanian Accent) And that she will. Maeve Kearne, you better be ready to die, because you deserve no such mercy from any of us for trying to kill us seven years ago, nor do you even deserve to live a single second further, you religious fanatic and zealous heretical demon!

Adriana Ardelean Dracula: (Romanian Accent) After everything that you did in trying to kill my little sister and the rest of her friends seven years ago, not to mention what you did in sending that monstrous werewolf to murder our parents, that is an act that can never be forgiven! Now, you will suffer our vengeance: the vengeance of Vlad Tepes Dracula!

Lincoln: And you're going to be in for a lot worse, you human-despising vampire from Hell!

Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and we headed out to the Park to destroy Maeve Kearne of The Ghostrick Destroyers and make her pay for her crimes.

We arrived at the park in search of our next target: Maeve Kearne of The Ghostrick Destroyers.

Me: We've made it to the park, now where the hell is Maeve Kearne?

Lincoln: She's here, I can smell her blood from a mile away.

?: YOU FILTHY GHOSTRICK SCUM! YOU SHALL ALL BE DESTROYED IN THE NAME OF GOD!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large search pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the ten coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the ten large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Ramona Alucard: (Romanian Accent) (Growls) I should've known there was no mistaking that voice from anywhere. Get out here right now, Maeve Kearne, before things get really ugly!

A girl with black hair, red hairband, red eyes, and dressed in a black coat, white bridal gloves, white shirt, necklace with red gem pendant, black pants, and black knee-high boots with butterfly buckles came out, and it was none other than Maeve Kearne, religious zealot and fanatical so-called vampire hunter of The Ghostrick Destroyers who was exposed as a murderous demon and heretic, and one of the twenty-two human-despising vampires from Transylvania.

Ramona Alucard: (Romanian Accent) Maeve Kearne, I should've known you'd show up here! Lincoln warned you all to never to show your faces again after he kicked you all out of Royal Woods seven years ago.

Maeve Kearne: We will never stop, all of you shall be destroyed in the name of God!

Me: You really are a delusional religious fanatic!

Nico: And an infinite-times fucked up one for that matter!

Lincoln: I did say they were absolutely insane and driven only by religious delusions, and for that, I blame their parents for that one. But, the jig's up, Maeve, Ophelia already exposed her true self, and that's being one of the twenty-two human-despising vampires from Transylvania.

Ramona Alucard: (Romanian Accent) Indeed, and now, it's high-time we bring this delusional vampire down for good.

Suddenly, Ramona Alucard's red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by a black and red energy aura with stars, darkness, light, shadows, vampire bats, and angels, she unholstered her massive Ghostrick Alucard's Transylvanian Darkness Archangel Greatsword of Transylvanian Darkness Vampire Angel Justice from her back, and as she approached Maeve Kearne, she left black and red energy, stars, darkness, light, shadows, vampire bats, and angels with every step.

Ramona Alucard: (Romanian Accent) I can already see that time hasn't changed you, you're still the same religious fanatic and zealous so-called vampire hunter who was exposed as a murderous demon and heretic seven years ago along with being one of the twenty-two human-despising vampires from Transylvania. We thought we wouldn't have to deal with you ever again after Lincoln chased you all out of Royal Woods, but as always, you refused to learn your lesson, and you had the nerve to come back after you were explicitly warned. You now have nowhere to run to, Maeve Kearne, and now, you shall pay the price for your misdeeds with your own blood.

Suddenly, Ramona Alucard was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and red energy with stars, light, darkness, and shadows surrounding the vortex, there are vampire bats, angels, and Ghostrick Alucard flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a black phoenix with red eyes glaring at Maeve Kearne: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Ramona Alucard emerged, but she was changed forever.

PHANTOM OF THE OPERA PLAYS

Ramona Alucard grew from 6'5" to 7'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has blood red highlights in the bangs of her long midnight black hair, she has neon red eyes and a black and red energy aura with stars, darkness, light, shadows, vampire bats, and angels surrounding her, she has the Dark Kanji in the hands of Ghostrick Alucard emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has on vampire bat earrings with blood red gems for eyes and holding the Light, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its talons, she also has Ghostrick Alucard with blood red gems for eyes and holding the Light, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her blood red vampire bat-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with blood red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and blood red gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Ramona Alucard has on a short-sleeved blouse, sleeveless black crop top, long midnight black skirt, black lace stockings, black heeled sneakers, black fingerless gloves, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, darkness, light, shadows, vampire bats, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Ghostrick Alucard and a vampire bat surrounded by stars, light, and darkness. Suddenly, Ramona Alucard felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive black angel wings with blood red tips on the large black feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long black wolf tails with red tips and red markings, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with blood red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.

Suddenly, Ramona Alucard's massive Ghostrick Alucard's Transylvanian Darkness Light Archangel Greatsword of Transylvanian Darkness Bat Angel Justice and all the other greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and red energy, stars, darkness, light, shadows, vampire bats, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Ramona Alucard's Ghostrick Alucard Transylvanian Darkness Light Archangel Greatsword of Transylvanian Darkness Bat Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded blood red gems and Ghostrick Alucard etched on the 7'4" massive, wide, double-edged black blade, large black bat heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with large blood red gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large black bat heads and below the black bat heads is a large white angel head with red gems for eyes and a red gem in its mouth for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with blood red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left large gold cuff Bracer, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Ghostrick Alucard's heads with red gems for eyes and a large red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a blood red kanji below Ghostrick Alucard and the vampire bat that said, "Ramona Alucard, Gene-Slammer of Ghostrick Alucard, Younger Sister of Adriana Ardelean Dracula, Friend of Ursula Truaigheaingeal, Powerful Member of The Ghostrick Gene-Slammers, Powerful Master of Darkness and Light, Friend of Many, Descendant of Vlad Tepes Dracula, Master of Darkness, The Dark Arts, Necromancy, Satanic Black Magic, The Undead, and Blood Magic, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher of Lincoln and Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Enemies, Destroyer of Maeve Kearne of The Ghostrick Destroyers, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Light, Vampire Bats, and Angels"

ラモーナ・アルカード、ゴーストリック・アルカードのジーン・スラマー、アドリアナ・アーデリアン・ドラキュラの妹、ウルスラ・トゥアイゲインニールの友人、ゴーストリック・ジーン・スラマーズの強力なメンバー、闇と光の強力なマスター、多くの友人、ヴラド・ツェペシュ・ドラキュラの子孫、マスター闇、闇の芸術、ネクロマンシー、悪魔のような黒魔術、アンデッド、ブラッドマジック、愛する守護天使とリンカーンの未来の妻ラウド、リンカーンの粉砕者とチームラウドのフェニックス・ストームの敵、ゴーストリック・デストロイヤーズのメイブ・カーンのデストロイヤー、デストロイヤーと悪、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなしのスレイヤー、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして闇、光、吸血コウモリ、天使のマスター

Ramona Alucard has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-GHOSTRICK ALUCARD-VAMPIRE-HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA TRANSYLVANIAN VAMPIRE DARKNESS LIGHT GHOSTRICK ALUCARD ANGEL OF DIVINE TRANSYLVANIAN DARKNESS LIGHT VAMPIRE BAT ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE TRANSYLVANIAN DARKNESS LIGHT VAMPIRE BAT ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Ramona Alucard's Super Angel-Ghostrick Alucard-Vampire-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Maeve Kearne saw it, she fell into an even more darker and more insane rage and ran at Ramona Alucard with a knife to stab her in the heart to kill her, but Ramona Alucard fired a powerful barrage of black and red energy blasts, stars, darkness, light, vampire bats, and angels at the insane vampire hunter and delusional vampire and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her, and this really pissed her off.

Me: Whoa, Ramona's transformed!

Nico: Now, she looks like a true Vampire Angel of The Night.

Ramona Alucard: (Divine Echoing Cosmic Voice of The Transylvanian Darkness Light Transylvanian Vampire Bat Angel Ghostrick Alucard Angel and Divine Transylvanian Darkness Light Transylvanian Vampire Bat Angel Ghostrick Alucard Angel Love) (Romanian Accent) That's right. Now, all that's left is for Adriana to transform.

Adriana Ardelean Dracula: (Romanian Accent) And then, we shall rip this delusional vampire to shreds and make her pay! This is for what you did in sending that monstrous werewolf to kill our parents so long ago.

Suddenly, Adriana Ardelean Dracula's blood red eyes turned neon blood red, and she was surrounded by a black and blood red energy aura with stars, darkness, shadows, drops of blood, and vampire bats, she unholstered her massive Vampire Lady's Gothic Bloody Greatsword of Vampiric Justice from her back, and as she approached Maeve Kearne, she left black and blood red energy, stars, darkness, shadows, drops of blood, and vampire bats with every step.

Adriana Ardelean Dracula: (Romanian Accent) You've been nothing more than a nightmare to both Transylvania and all of Romania for centuries, Maeve Kearne, you and the rest of those Ghostrick Destroyers, you claimed to be doing the work of God, but even I know that was a lie, you all despised God with all your black hearts and you sought nothing more than destroy mankind. You shouldn't have come back even after Lincoln drove you pathetic vampires out of Royal Woods seven years ago, and since you refused to learn your lesson the first time, now you have left us no other choice but to end your life once and for all.

Suddenly, Adriana Ardelean Dracula was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and blood red energy with stars, darkness, shadows, and drops of blood surrounding the vortex, there are vampire bats and Vampire Lady flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blood red phoenix with red eyes glaring at Maeve Kearne: the blood red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Adriana Ardelean Dracula emerged, but she was changed forever.

PHANTOM OF THE OPERA PLAYS

Adriana Ardelean Dracula grew from 6'11" to 7'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has blood red highlights in the bangs of her long midnight black hair, she has neon red eyes and a black and red energy aura with stars, darkness, light, shadows, drops of blood, vampire bats, and angels surrounding her, she has the Dark Kanji in the hands of Vampire Lady emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has on vampire bat earrings with blood red gems for eyes and holding the Light, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its talons, she also has Vampire Lady with blood red gems for eyes and holding the Light, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her blood red vampire bat-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with blood red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and blood red gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Adriana Ardelean Dracula has on a short-sleeved black blouse, sleeveless black crop top, black frilly skirt, black knee-high boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, darkness, light, shadows, vampire bats, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Vampire Lady and the Castle of The Vampires surrounded by stars, drops of blood, vampire bats, light, and darkness. Suddenly, Adriana Ardelean Dracula felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive black angel wings with blood red tips on the large black feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long black wolf tails with red tips and red markings, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with blood red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.

Suddenly, Adriana Ardelean Dracula's massive Vampire Lady's Gothic Bloody Greatsword of Vampiric Justice and all the other greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and red energy, stars, darkness, light, shadows, drops of blood, vampire bats, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Adriana Ardelean Dracula's Vampire Lady Gothic Bloody Transylvanian Darkness Light Vampire Angel Greatsword of Gothic Blood Transylvanian Darkness Bat Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded blood red gems and Vampire Lady and the symbols of The Goth of Darkness and The Ordo Dracul etched on the 7'4" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large black bat heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with large blood red gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large black bat heads and below the black bat heads is a large white angel head with red gems for eyes and a red gem in its mouth for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with blood red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left large gold cuff Bracer, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Vampire Lady's head with red gems for eyes and a large red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a blood red kanji below Vampire Lady and the Castle of The Vampires that said, "Adriana Ardelean Dracula, Gene-Slammer of Vampire Lady, True Vampire and Descendant of Vlad Tepes Dracula of Fifteenth Century Romania, Older Sister of Ramona Alucard, Very Powerful Master of Darkness and Vampires, Legendary Vampire Hunter of Transylvania, Guardian Angel of Lucy Loud, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser and Smasher of Bullies, Member of The Goths of Darkness, Dear Friend of The Young Morticians' Club, Archenemy of Lego Morbius, Destroyer of Maeve Kearne of The Ghostrick Destroyers, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Blood, Darkness, Vampire Bats, and Darkness"

アドリアナ・アーデリアン・ドラキュラ、ヴァンパイア・レディのジーン・スラマー、真の吸血鬼であり15世紀ルーマニアのヴラド・ツェペシュ・ドラキュラの子孫、ラモーナ・アルカードの姉、非常に強力な闇と吸血鬼のマスター、トランシルヴァニアの伝説的な吸血鬼ハンター、ルーシー・ラウドの守護天使、愛する守護天使でありリンカーンの将来の妻であるラウド、軽蔑者でいじめっ子を潰す者、闇のゴートのメンバー、若い葬儀屋クラブの親愛なる友人、レゴ・モービウスの大敵、ゴーストリック・デストロイヤーズのメイヴ・カーンの破壊者、破壊者であり殺人者邪悪で、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして血、闇、吸血コウモリ、そして闇のマスター

Adriana Ardelean Dracula has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-VAMPIRE LADY-VAMPIRE-HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA BLOOD-SOAKED TRANSYLVANIAN DARKNESS VAMPIRE LADY ORDO DRACUL BLOOD-SOAKED VAMPIRE ANGEL OF DIVINE BLOOD-SOAKED TRANSYLVANIAN DARKNESS VAMPIRE LADY ORDO DRACUL BLOOD-SOAKED VAMPIRE ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE BLOOD-SOAKED TRANSYLVANIAN DARKNESS VAMPIRE LADY ORDO DRACUL BLOOD-SOAKED VAMPIRE ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Adriana Ardelean Dracula's Super Angel-Vampire Lady-Vampire-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Maeve Kearne saw it, she fell into an even more darker and more insane rage and ran at Adriana Ardelean Dracula with a knife to stab her in the heart to kill her, but Adriana Ardelean Dracula fired a powerful barrage of black and blood red energy blasts, stars, blood, darkness, light, vampire bats, and angels at the insane vampire hunter and delusional vampire and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her, and this really pissed her off.

Nico: Whoa, now Adriana's transformed just like her little sister, and she now looks like a true Vampire Angel of The Night. Now, the vengeance of Vlad Dracula is about to be unleashed.

Lincoln: And we knew how brutal he was towards his enemies during his life, and now, that brutality is about to be unleashed.

Adriana Ardelean Dracula: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Transylvanian Darkness Light Blood-Soaked Transylvanian Vampire Lady Angel and Divine Transylvanian Darkness Light Blood-Soaked Transylvanian Vampire Lady Angel Love) (Romanian Accent) On the vampire who caused trouble for all of humanity for centuries. Now, let's rip her to shreds, Linky.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Ramona Alucard and Adriana Ardelean Dracula.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I warned you of the consequences should you and the rest of The Ghostrick Destroyers dare to show up again, Maeve Kearne, now it's time we put you down for good!

Ramona Alucard, Adriana Ardelean Dracula, and Lincoln went after Maeve Kearne, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and blood red energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Maeve Kearne and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.

Then, they attacked her with their massive greatswords leaving scars on her, and Lincoln left many more with his claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he, Ramona Alucard, and Adriana Ardelean Dracula also attacked her with punches, kicks, and karate chops, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving Maeve Kearne mad.

Maeve Kearne: You...YOU! (Red Eyes turning Blood Red with slit pupils and vampire fangs grew) I WILL KILL YOU!

Maeve Kearne's vampiric nature came out, and now, she was out for blood. Maeve Kearne ran at Lincoln, Ramona Alucard, and Adriana Ardelean Dracula, and she tried to attack them, but they dodge her attacks, and then, Lincoln drove his massive greatsword into Maeve Kearne's stomach, and he began sucking out her vast dark powers, immense strength, and vampiric abilities, and he made them his own. Then, he removed his massive greatsword from her stomach.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, for the grand finale.

Lincoln put Maeve Kearne in a brutal bearhug, so she couldn't escape, and then, he began absorbing her into his body as her body was being broken down by the acid released by Lincoln's acidic cells, and then, he drained Maeve Kearne's life energy as we then saw his rainbow energy fire aura and protective rainbow aura with mythological animals and elemental forces flare up and he was gaining a massive power boost. Then, as soon as he was done absorbing Maeve Kearne into his body and then draining her soul of her life energy, an energy card with Maeve Kearne's drained soul appeared in his left hand. We cheered wildly for what Ramona Alucard, Adriana Ardelean Dracula, and Lincoln did as they holstered their weapons and powered down, and Ramona Alucard's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long black wolf tails, and massive black angel wings are permanent, and Adriana Ardelean Dracula's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long black wolf tails, and massive black angel wings are permanent.

Ramona Alucard: (Romanian Accent) That's one down and twenty of these monsters to go, and we're now pissing them off greatly. Thank you for helping us get rid of that religious fanatic and zealous heretical vampire, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Ramona and Adriana.

Adriana Ardelean Dracula: (Romanian Accent) And we both know how to give you your reward.

Suddenly, Adriana Ardelean Dracula and Ramona Alucard wrapped their arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as their chests pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around their waists, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to the faces of Ramona Alucard and Adriana Ardelean Dracula, they kissed passionately as they moved their left and right arms and placed their left and right hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Ghostrick Alucard, and Vampire Lady flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and vampire bats flying behind them with blood raining down on them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln, Ramona Alucard, and Adriana Ardelean Dracula absorbed the elemental forces and raining blood and they came back to us as the display vanished.

Nico: Whoa, oh man, now that's what I call a four-way battle of Vampire Hunters and Angels of The Night VS. Delusional Human-Despising Vampire, Lincoln, Ramona, Adriana, you three really showed that vampire no mercy whatsoever, and you really delivered the vengeance of Vlad Dracula upon her head.

Lincoln: She didn't deserve any mercy, I warned them never to show their faces again, but those fools never learn.

Me: And you used The Pillar Men's absorption on her, nice one.

Lincoln: And after I absorbed her body, I drained her soul of all its' life energy, now for the second part of her punishment.

Lincoln sent the soul of Maeve Kearne in a cage and he put the curse on her that gave her back her life energy, but once that happened, suction tubes came out and were attached onto her, and then, the suction tubes activated, and Maeve Kearne's life energy was being sucked out of her again: she was condemned to that punishment until all of The Ghostrick Destroyers are killed, and it flowed into Lincoln and The Michigan Supernatural Defense Force as they gained a massive power boost.

Nico: (Snickers) That Room of Tortured Souls is definitely a top-notch prison for some of Michigan's most dangerous thugs and criminals.

Lincoln: And the curse I put on them has continued to work for seven years, that way, they can suffer for all eternity of regaining their life energy only to have it drained out of them again and flowing into us. But, if any of them get a little out of hand, I put in a counter curse, should any of them get a little out of hand or try to escape, the counter curse will activate and the life energy they regain from the curse will not only be drained out of them forever, but they'll be sent to The Black Gates forever with help from our stone gargoyles and stone vampire bats perched outside the castle.

Ravenna Amaranth: And Lincoln also put up a new curse: once all the members of The Ghostrick Destroyers are destroyed and sent to The Prison of Tortured Souls and all their life energy has been drained, they will be sent to The Black Gates forever.

Me: Cool!

Nico: So, you'll keep them imprisoned inside the castle's prison until that day comes, nice one. So, Lincoln, which of the daughters of The Olympian Gods and Goddesses are we meeting tomorrow?

Lincoln: I've already got a good one for tomorrow, her name is Allison Artemis, Daughter of Artemis, Greek Goddess of The Hunt.

Me: Ooh, now that's a good one.

Selene Emperyous: You got that right. Allison Artemis is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Greece mainly the legendary Mount Olympus, and like her mother, she's a Goddess of The Hunt, and she has all her mother's powers, she's immortal, and she's also extremely beautiful and sexy. When she and Lincoln met, there was indeed quite the attraction that turned into true love and she swore to protect him from those who sought to do him harm, and her targets were none other than Flip, Lewis Travolta, Scoots, Hawk, Hank, Pablo, Anderson, Chandler, Artie, Trent, and Killjoy Huggins, his enemies, and she also swore to protect him from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, she's really good friends with Lynn surprisingly, and Allison and Lincoln helped Lynn with her training, and Allison helped in teaching Lincoln everything she knows about using the powers of the moon and she even had Lynn make up with Lincoln and they hugged.

Eli: Really?

Selene Emperyous took out the picture of Lincoln and Lynn hugging and burying the past differences she had with him.

Nico: And this was after Dark Lynn was removed from Lynn for good.

Selene Emperyous: And Lincoln made Allison a beautiful necklace with midnight blue gem for the pendant, along with a white short-sleeved blouse, midnight blue sleeveless top, long ankle-length white dress skirt, and white bridal gloves, and to show thanks, Allison kissed Lincoln on the lips at night as the moonlight shined down on them, and it was truly beautiful, and she really hates Flip with a bloody passion, because that mutant cheapskate absolutely hated Allison for always defending Lincoln whenever he along with Lori, Lola, Lisa, along with the rest of Lincoln's enemies who plotted to kill him.

Michelle Emperyous: And Selene Arcangela told Allison everything about what that mutant has done, and one time when Lincoln, Allison, and Lynn were doing some training, Flip showed up and tried to kill Lincoln again along with Lynn and Allison, that was until Lincoln let loose the beast inside him and he viciously attacked that three butt-cheeked mutant with a dangerous ferocity, and he, Allison, and Lynn blasted him with energy blasts and they also pounced on and kicked the tar out of him, and Lincoln fired red energy waves from his massive white angel wings and tied that jerk up in a red energy straitjacket, and when he alerted the rest of his family of what Flip tried to do to him, Allison, and Lynn, they were really furious, and Lincoln called the cops and they picked up Flip and took him to jail.

Nico: (GROWLS) That fat, hairy, three butt-cheeked mutant cheapskate is really making me mad!

Lynn: He really crossed it that time years ago, we should've killed him, but now, it's best that he is now humiliation fodder forever.

Lincoln: Well said, Lynn, and tomorrow, we'll be taking on Aurelia Karayan, the next member of The Ghostrick Destroyers.

Princess Cadence: Which means I'll be joining you and Claire Allaire in this fight.

Claire Allaire: (French Accent) That's right, we'll show her that love always wins against hatred.

Lincoln: That we will, Claire.


Lola came and found something.

Lola: Huh?

Lola found a present nearby and opened it to reveal milk.

Lola: Milk? Did someone order this from the milkman?

Me: Not me.

Nico: Weird.

I opened a bottle and smelled it and it smelled horrible!

Me: EW! This milk smells really bad.

I went to the sink and it was really gunky and smelled horrible.

Me: What the fuck? This milk looks like its over 6 months old.

Nico: Who in their fucked up mind would do this?

Me: This sounds like something Flip would do. He always gave people expired milk like this. Fucking cheapskate.

Qin: Yeah. Did he escape again?

Anna Anyanova checked and it showed that he was still tied up to his post.

Anna Anyanova: Nope he is still tied up to his post at Lynn's Table.

Me: Good. Lincoln's new security measures are still holding.

Lynn saw cookies on the table.

Lynn: Look! Cookies!

Lynn took a bite of one but it was hard as a rock!

Lynn: OUCH! These are REALLY Stale!

Lynn had a tooth fall out.

Me: Hmm. These cookies are REALLY Stale.

Nico: Weird.

Me: Odd. Lola got a package full of 6 month old expired milk. Smelled like shit and was gunky.

Xenia: Yuck.

Lynn: BLECH!

Lori: Is that a bagel?

Me: Yep but it's moldy.

Lana: Awesome!

Lana ate it!

Me: Lana!

Xenia: Yuck.

Me: Oh that's Lana for you. But who in their fucked up delusional mind is sending moldy cookies and expired milk?

Nico: No idea.

Qin: Yeah.

Poromon: Is that an empty popcorn bucket?

Me: Hmm.

Nico: Yep it sure is.

Me: All there is left is a few Popcorn seeds.

Xenia: If this is some kind of joke I'm not laughing.

Eli: Me neither.

Me: I have a feeling it might be a Hitotsuki behind this. Something is seriously up.

Taro: J.D., I know who's doing this

Me: You do Taro?

Taro: I sure do. Santa Claus!

We gasped!

Me: But that can't be right! It's the middle of May! Almost Summer. He isn't supposed to come for 7 more months.

Nico: YEAH How can that be?

Taro: I know. But this is his handiwork. No doubt about it.

Me: Lets see here. But I definitely remember this one.

I pulled up his info and he is also the Maskman Hitotsuki, HIKARIKI from Episode 41 of Donbrothers, the Christmas Special for that one.


In part of the city, Hikariki uses an invisible door to enter people's homes and give them rotten gifts. He returns to a waste facility to wrap more "gifts", including a moldy bagel and an empty popcorn bucket, when a heartbroken Aki, the Noto and Donbrothers see Santa has become a grouchy homeless person. Taro realizes it is Santa upon getting a closer look and Sonoza says that Kaito sent them to check on him. Santa remembers Kaito, saying he has always been on the Nice list and that they promised to be eternal heroes together. Haruka asks him if that is true, why did he become a Hitotsuki?

Santa says he misses the old days when everyone loved him and accepted his gifts, but times change and so did the children of the world. He remembers during a visit to Japan that spoiled brats threw his handmade toys such as a kendama into the garbage because it wasn't what they wanted. He tried to keep up with the times by observing what kids actually wanted for Christmas but they got greedier as time went on and wanted high end electronics like video games.

Eventually, he could not keep up with trends and children started asking for things he couldn't give like a brother for a boy who originally wanted a game. So he made the not so wise decision to go to the boy's house and claim to be his older brother to cheer him up, which resulted in the boy's mother calling the police and Santa getting arrested and put in jail. Taro bluntly admits that was an expected natural outcome.

Santa said that the humiliation of being arrested and the bitter resentment he has for the children of the world for being so spoiled turned him into a Hitotsuki. Now he desires revenge against the people of the world for their greed and plans on ruining Christmas for everyone. This upsets Aki, who now doesn't believe in Santa after seeing how disgruntled and mean he has become. Shinichi says that she shouldn't give up and that she might be the key to fixing this, Haruka agrees as Aki's innocence could encourage Santa to be his old self again.

Aki tries to say to Santa that she still believes in him because he gave the children of the world something to dream for and the Noto also try to get Santa to return to his duties so that they can be his apprentices. This doesn't work as Santa angrily says young people don't understand what he is going through and becomes Hikariki again and runs away. Taro pulls out his DonBlaster and decides that they need to help Santa "the hard way", summoning the Lupinranger and Patranger Alters to chase him down.

Eventually, the Alters find Hikariki and blast him to slow him down long enough for Taro in his Don Momotaro Alter form to combine the Lupinranger and Patranger Alters into a mini cannon to knock down Hikariki. Shinichi arrives carrying Taro's body, who upon returning to it criticizes how Shinichi handled him as the others catch up and engage Hikariki together.

As the Donbrothers continue to fight Hikariki, the demon possessed Santa says they will never understand how he feels and uses Maskman's Aura Power to blast them and float in the air using meditation. Taro equips his GolDon armor, while Jiro rushes to meet up with them and is upset that they started without him. Tsubasa arrives and Avatar Changes into NinjaBlack, using different elemental Ninpo techniques to knock Hikariki down and calling Murasame to help him weaken the Hitotsuki. Taro, not willing to be upstaged, gives Tsubasa 32 points and pushes him aside for the finisher. Jiro, not wanting to be left out, quickly powers up his Ryukonogeki and both purify Hikariki with the Festival End/Lightning Dragon Flash combo and Santa is purified.

Santa is standing alone depressed and about to walk away until Taro arrives with his sack. He reminds him of his visit to his home on that Christmas long ago when he was a child. A flashback shows that Santa had run low on gifts to bring to the kids and asked little Taro for help by donating some of his. Taro agreed and as a thank you, Santa stayed with him for a bit to be his friend and played with him. Taro never forgot about that and ever since, he set money aside to buy gifts for children at Christmas to give to Santa if he ever needed help with his deliveries again. Taro hands Santa his sack filled with gifts he bought and says that the world needs a Santa Claus.

Santa is reluctant, as time has moved on without him, but Taro says that Santa is born to be who he is and he will only become a Hitotsuki again if he lets the world get him down. Santa remembers the beating he took from Inu Brother and upon seeing the beautiful Christmas lights, he decides to try getting back to his work again. He puts his magic sack on his shoulder and transforms into his iconic red suit. Taro tells Santa he looks better that way and the jolly gift giver thanks the young lad for believing in him and never giving up on him, patting Taro's head.

At Cafe Donbura, Haruka walks outside upon hearing the bells and is stunned to see Santa Claus flying in his sleigh, who wishes her and all of Japan a Merry Christmas


We gasped!

Me: The Maskman Hitotsuki! I remember that one! Santa was turned into that one because he was pissed off that he had to see people go through all these times and all the selfishness and spoiled rotten attitudes of the children made him resent all the kids!

Nico: That is insane! His Hitotsuki form made him believe that.

Xenia: We got to find him.

Me: DAMN those Noto Council members! They turned Christmas against us!

Qin: I wish we could have just given those monsters the Black Gates!

Lola: Yeah!

Nico: Believe me as much as they deserve it they still are worthy of the Masters of Evil to be kept under the watch of Vypra.

Maria: (to the Noto Trio) I also remember that you guys had to fulfill an annual duty to be Santa.

Sonoza: Yep. And we're not ashamed!

Me: That is cool!

Sonoza: I remember that.

Qin: Yep.

Me: Me too. That was awesome.

Camie: Yep.

Nico: Well we got to find Santa and quick.

We went down to the surface of the planet.

Me: Okay we got to find Santa.

We went into the city.

Me: Okay here we go.

Poromon: Santa! Where are you?!

Manaphy: YEAH!

Me: He has to be here.

Nico: Wait look!

We saw a man on a bench in the park and it was Santa Claus!

Me: Santa!

We went up to him.

Me: Santa?

Santa Claus: J.D. Knudson and Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Me: Awesome to see you again Santa. But it's the middle of Spring. Shouldn't you be back at the North Pole?

Santa Claus: Did you enjoy the gifts I got you guys today?

Takeru (Maskman): Gifts isn't the word I would use.

Me: Santa you are not well. You have a Hitotsuki in you.

Santa Claus: Oh no.

Me: I'm afraid so Santa. It is making you do this. We have to help you. The Jolly Man in the Red Suit that we know would never leave gifts like that. It's the Hitotsuki that is in you.

Nico: Yeah.

Me: Don't you remember how we saved you and Christmas 9 times before?

Santa Claus: I do J.D. and I'm forever grateful to you for it.

Me: At least let us save you again from this monster you are about to be turned into.

Nico: And besides we love you as much as any holiday. Don't let this Hitotsuki tell you otherwise.

Takeru (Maskman): Santa, for the record, we're not part of the people who are selfish and spoiled about their gifts.

Santa Claus: I know. But I can never forget the children who are selfish. So why not punish them by giving them gifts like these?!

Me: Here it comes!

With that, he was surrounded by an energy circle with the Maskman Logo and turned into Hikariki from episode 41 of Donbrothers!

WE GASPED!

Qin: Hikariki!

Nico: Yeah!

Me: Sorry to do this to you Santa!

Fiona Hernandez: Maybe we can separate him from it!

Marie Hernandez: Lets do it!

The Hernandez sisters got into a star formation around him.

Hernandez Sisters:

Our Father, who art thou in heaven,
hallowed be thy name;
thy kingdom come,
thy will be done
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread,
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us;
and lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
Most Protestants conclude with the doxology:
For thine is the kingdom,
and the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever.
For thine kingdom,
the power and the glory are yours,
now and for ever.
AMEN!

Then they glowed in auras of their colors and a star formed and then they separated Santa from the hitotsuki!

Qin: WHOA!

Xenia: YEAH!

Me: Awesome job girls!

Nico: YEAH!

Santa: (Groans) What happened?

Me: You turned back into that Santa!

He saw Hikariki!

Santa: Not again!

Nico: Lets make sure this monster never torments you again!

Takeru: Aura Mask!

He turned into the Red Maskman!

Me: Lets do it guys!

Me, Nico, Lyra, Donbrothers and many of us: AVATAR CHANGE!

We transformed!

Sonoi: Absolute Integrity and Perfection Personified! SONOI! ソノイ

Sononi: A beautiful Rose has its thorns… Looking to know love! SONONI! ソノニ

Sonoza: When my interest is caught, nothing gets in the way! SONOZA! ソノザ

All 3: The 3 assembled! The Noto Trio!

Don Masamune: The Jaws that have snapped awake… DON MURASAME! ドンムラサメ

Jiro: Able bodied and dragon-muscled! DON DRAGOKU! ドンドラゴクウ

Dangerous Jiro: And DON TORABOLT! トラボルト

Shinichi: Bidding farewell to the transient world… SARU BROTHER! サルブラザー

Haruka: The manga master… ONI SISTER! オニシスター

Tsubasa: The fastest get away alive! INU BROTHER! イヌブラザー

Tsuyoshi: One faithful pheasant! KIJI BROTHER! キジブラザー

Earth Masamune: AN AVALANCHE OF BOULDERS FROM THE NORTH! EARTH GENBU! アースゲンブ

Fire Masamune: FIREBALLS THAT BURN DOWN FROM THE SKY OF THE SOUTH! FIRE SUZAKU! ファイアスザク

Wind Masamune: WINDS THAT BLOW FROM THE WEST! WIND BYAKKO! 風白虎

Water Masamune: WATERS THAT FLOW FROM THE EAST! WATER SEIRYU! 水清流!

Kanako: THE LIGHT OF THE JANUARY WOLF MOON SHINES BRIGHT IN THE AURORA! DON WOLFEN! ドンウルフェン

Koichiro Higashi: THE SONG OF THE CLASSICAL FESTIVAL! DON MAESTORA! ドンマエストロラ

Taichi: THE WATERS OF THE OCEAN HAVE AMAZING MERMAIDS! DON ATLANTIA! ドンアトランティア

Mizuho Ijuin: THE FAIRIES SPARKLE IN THE BEAUTY OF SPRING! DON SPRINGFOR! ドンスプリングフォー

Tamaki: THE HEAT OF LAVA AND VOLCANOES! DUCHESS VOLCANO! ダッチェス火山

Dante: THE SIMIANS OF FRIENDSHIP AND LOVE! DON PRIMATIA! ドンプリマティア

Yusei: THE STARS OF STARDUST DRAGON! DON STARDUST! ドンスターダスト

Jack Atlas: THE FIRES OF RED DRAGON ARCHFIEND! DON ARCHFIEND! ドンアーチフィーンド

Carly Atlas: The ORANGE FLAMES OF THE HUMMINGBIRD! DUCHESS HUMMINGBIRD! ハチドリ公爵夫人

Akiza: THE ROSE OF THE BLACK ROSE DRAGON! DUCHESS BLACK ROSE! ブラックローズ公爵夫人

Sakura Avalon: ENCHANTRESS OF THE CLOW! DUCHESS CLOW! クロウ公爵夫人

Keiko: PUTTING CRIMINALS IN THEIR PLACE WITH FLOWERS AND FIRE! ONI-DETECTIVE FLORA! 鬼探偵フローラ

Yusuke: THE DETECTIVE OF THE SPIRIT WORLD! DON DETECTIVE SPIRITUS! ドンディテクティブスピリタス

Tyler: PATROLLING THE STARS AND DEFENDING THE INNOCENT! DON INTERSTELLAR! ドンインターステラー

Shope: THE ELEMENTS OF THE ENERGY OF LIGHT! DUCHESS ELEMENTALA! エレメンタラ公爵夫人

Kevin: POWER OF MOTHER NATURE AND THE ANIMALS! DON GAIA! ドンガイア

Roach: FLIGHT OF THE SKIES OF WIND! DON SKY AVIATION! ドンスカイアビエーション

Syd: PROTECTING THE LOVE OF NATURE! DUCHESS SYLVANIUS! シルバニアス公爵夫人

Lok: SPIRITS OF THE LIFE OF EARTH! DON HUNTIK! ドンハンティック

Hulk: HULKING POWER OF THE SMASH! DON HITMANIA! ドンヒットマニア

Koyama: THE PEPPERS OF FIRE AND FESTIVITIES! DON CAPSAICIA! ドンカプサイシア

Kisuke Takahashi: BRINGING THE APPLES OF ETERNAL LIFE! DON VALHALLA! ドンヴァルハラ

Twilight Sparkle: BY THE POWER OF THE FRIENDSHIP OF MAGIC! ONI-FRIENDSHIP! 鬼との友情

Pinkie Pie: BY THE POWER OF THE GEARS OF LAUGHTER! ONI-LAUGHTER! 鬼笑い

Applejack: BY THE POWER OF THE EARTH OF HONESTY! ONI-HONESTY! 鬼の正直さ

Rarity: BY THE POWER OF THE JEWELS OF GENEROSITY! ONI-GENEROSITY! 鬼の寛大さ!

Fluttershy: BY THE POWER OF THE LEAVES OF KINDNESS! ONI-KINDNESS! 鬼の優しさ

Sunset Shimmer: BY THE POWER OF THE FIRES OF FORGIVENESS! ONI-FORGIVENESS! 鬼赦し

Rainbow Dash: BY THE POWER OF THE LIGHTNING OF LOYALTY! ONI-LOYALTY! 鬼の忠誠心

Starlight Glimmer: BY THE POWER OF THE SKULLS OF EMPATHY! ONI-EMPATHY! 鬼感情移入

Vinyl Scratch: BY THE POWER OF THE MUSIC OF RELIABILITY! ONI-RELIABILITY! 鬼の信頼性

Trixie Lulamoon: BY THE POWER OF THE STARS OF HUMILITY! ONI-HUMILITY! 鬼の謙虚さ

Lightning Dust: BY THE POWER OF THE STORM OF REDEMPTION! ONI-REDEMPTION! 鬼の救い

Luster Dawn: BY THE POWER OF THE DAWN OF THE MORNING SUN! DUCHESS MORNING SUN! 公爵夫人の朝日

Princess Luna: BY THE POWER OF THE DARKNESS OF THE NIGHT! DUCHESS NOCTURNE! ノクターン公爵夫人

Princess Celestia: BY THE POWER OF THE LIGHT OF THE SUN! EMPRESS SUN! 孫皇后

Lyra: The magic of friendship lives on in everyone! DON ALICORNIA! ドンアリコルニア

Nico: SENDING GOOD TO HEAVEN AND BANISHING BAD TO HELL! DON TWILIGHT PURGATORIO! ドントワイライトプルガトリオ

Me: THE ETERNAL PHOENIX FLIES THROUGH THE FLAMES OF LIFE! DON HOUOU FALCHION! ドンホウオウファルシオン

Taro: Born from a Peach! DON MOMOTARO! ドンモモタロウ

(FIREWORKS GO OFF)

Taro: HAHAHAHAHA! Avataro Sentai!

All: Donbrothers!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind us and we were ready!

Nico: YEAH!

Me: This guy gives Christmas a REALLY BAD NAME! No one makes Santa give rotten food to kids and gets away with it!

Eli: DARN TOOTIN!

Hikariki: (gives Nico present) Here!

Nico: (opens it) What is it?

Nico saw it was a bomb.

Nico gasped and threw it and it hit Hikariki and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

He was blasted down!

Me: Close one!

Nico: No kidding!

Hikariki: That hurt!

Me: Not as much as this will! (Echoing) PARADISE LOST PUNCH!

I flew over and punched Hikariki all over the place with a massive ballistic furious barrage of fisticuffs and pulverized the living shit out of him.

I kicked him down and smashed him into the ground!

Me: There's a lot more where that came from Holiday Wrecker!

Hikariki floated in the air with meditation.

Me: Oh so you want an air battle eh?

I flew after him.

Me: You aren't the only one that knows how to fly you know.

Hikariki: This will really hurt.

BANG! BANG BANG!

Santa blasted Hikariki with Christmas Trees firing from a chimney cannon!

Me: Okay you buttlicking turd! Come get this!

Stan Smith: Take this you Christmas fiend!

The Smiths fired Machine Guns and Molotov Cocktails at Hikariki!

Hikariki: Aura Power!

Hikariki charged at Takeru with Aura Power.

Takeru: Two can play at that game!

Takeru flared up a red aura and flew at him and smashed him into the airl

Fluttershy: Try and take these on. (WHISTLES)

She summoned MRS. CLAUS AND ALL OF SANTA'S ELVES!

The Elves, Reindeer and Mrs. Claus blasted Hikariki all over!

Nico: YEAH!

Evelyn Nicholas: NO ONE TRIES TO RUIN MY FATHER'S HOLIDAY!

She fired waves of red and green energy and blasted him all over.

The elves, reindeer and Mrs. Claus blasted Hikariki all over the place!

Me: YEAH! Boy this would make an awesome Christmas Day mission in 7 months.

Hikariki began to use aura again.

Mordecai: What's he doing? (sees a meteor heading for us) Oh.

I fired a Kamehameha Wave and it hit the meteor and sent it back and it hit Hikariki and exploded!

EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND POWERFUL FIERY EXPLOSION!

He was blasted down!

Xenia: WHOA!

Nico: That was powerful!

Me: Yeah!

Hikariki ran at us with enhanced speed!

I ran at him with my own super speed and we smashed into each other with devastating force in a powerful explosion and I bashed him down with incredible force!

Nico: Take that!

Eli: YEAH!

SMASH SMASH SMASH!

3 Molotov Cocktails hit Hikariki and he exploded into flames!

Qin: YEAH!

Me: Boy Stan this brings back memories doesn't it!?

Stan Smith: It sure does! Makes me feel like we're battling an evil Santa again.

Han Loud: You got that right! Right Hayley?

Hayley Smith: It sure is awesome!

Lola: This monster deserves to get the black gates for making Christmas look bad!

Nico: Oh, he's not going to the Black Gates. But we're still kicking his ass!

Qin: And it's going to hurt really bad!

Then a Bewear came!

Me: Hey a Bewear!

Lola: Aww so adorable!

Bewear: (In a girls voice) I may be cute but I have a buttkicking personality!

She smashed and pulverized Hikariki all over!

Nico: Lolalil Nikkolai!

Qin: Cool!

Me: Time for some rock action! (ACTIVATES HARDCORE TERMITE ROCK BAND'S RIDEWATCH) (HARDCORE SINGING) YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, YOU THINK THAT I'M A FREAK! AND WHEN I STAND UP FOR MYSELF YOU SAY THAT I'M A GEEK!

I blasted him down with a massively powerful blast of music!

Xenia: TAKE THAT!

Camie: YEAH!

Taro: Avatar Change!

He turned into Wild Force Red!

We blasted him!

Lola: Lets finish this Holiday Wrecker!

Nico: YEAH!

Poromon: Let's do a Christmas finisher!

Me: Then this calls for some Red, Green and Silver power. (ACTIVATES UNIVERSE 666 KRAMPUS' RIDEWATCH)

(HALLELUJAH BY BON JOVI PLAYS)

Me: (SINGING DIVINELY AS RED, GREEN AND SILVER ENERGY SWIRLED AROUND ME)

Well, I heard there was a secret chord

That David played to please the Lord

But you don't really care for music, do you?

Well, it goes like this the fourth, the fifth

The minor fall and the major lift

The baffled king composing Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Well, your faith was strong but you needed proof

You saw her bathing on the roof

Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew you

And she tied you to her kitchen chair

She broke your throne and she cut your hair

And from the lips she drew the Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Yeah, baby, I've been here before

I've seen this room and I've walked this floor

I used to live alone before I knew you

And I've seen your flag on that marble arch

Your love is not a victory march

It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Well, there was a time when you let me know

What was going on below

Now you don't never show that to me, do you?

But remember when I moved in you

And the holy dove was moving too

And every breath we drew was Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Well, now maybe there's a God above

But all I've ever learned from love

Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew you

And it's not your cry that I hear at night, no

It's not someone who's seen the light

It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah

Hallelujah

Me and the Donbrothers and the rangers and Santa fired waves of energy and blasted the Hitotsuki and then he EXPLODED!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

He was dead and I caught the gear!

Me: OH YEAH! Hikariki you have failed this city and Christmas!

Donbrothers: Demon Elimination Complete! All's Well that Ends Well!

Nico: YEAH!

Santa: Ho ho ho! Thank you so much for saving me everyone.

Me: It was our pleasure Santa. I guess that makes 10 times we saved you and Christmas.

Lolalil reverted back and she was a girl with pink hair and pink eyes and pink clothes.

Lolalil: That was so fun!

Taro: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Lolalil: When me and Nico went to the Teddy Bear factory and we made numerous teddy bears for the homeless.

Lola: That is so awesome!

Xenia: Very charitable.

Me: It sure is.

Nico and Lolalil hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

Lolalil: Me too Nico.

Santa was taken back to the north pole.


Later Horsea was walking back home by herself in the dark from the arcade.

Horsea: I have to thank Maria for letting me walk by myself.

She was humming to herself.

Horsea: Such a beautiful day.

But then a car came.

Horsea: Oh here comes a car.

Horsea watched as the car drove by.

But as she saw who was in it she saw NO ONE! THE CAR WAS DRIVING ITSELF! BUT IT WAS A SCARY CAR! IT WAS HAUNTED!

Horsea gasped in fright and was scared out of her wits!

The car suddenly stopped.

Horsea: Huh?

She went over.

The car looked like an old 1938 Hearse.

The car opened.

Horsea: Zoinks!

Horsea looked in.

Horsea: Hello?

She looked in.

Horsea: Anyone there?

She then heard the car roar to life.

Horsea ran away!

SHE RAN FAST!

ZOOM!

She went into the estate!

We were watching TV and then Horsea came in and hid under my sofa cushion and I fell back and crashed onto the floor!

CRASH!

Me: OUCH!

Maria: Horsea!?

Maria lifted up the cushion and saw Horsea shaking like a leaf.

Maria: Geez Horsea you look like you saw a ghost!

Horsea: There's a demon car after me!

Maria: Say what now?

Horsea grabs the speaker that's attached to the radio and speaks into it.

Horsea: (slowly and loudly) THERE'S A DEMON CAR AFTER ME!

Shaggy: A DEMON CAR!? ZOINKS!

Scooby Doo: RIKES!

Me: A Demon Car!?

Nico: Is it the Demon Car From Goosebumps!?

Horsea: No! It looked like a 1938 Hearse.

Manaphy: Don't be ridiculous. If the Haunted Car isn't back, there's no other car like it.

Poromon looking through the telescope sees the car driving around

Poromon: Actually, Horsea may be onto something. That car's gone loco.

Manaphy: (angry) But that's impossible.

Poromon stops looking through the telescope and turns to us.

Poromon: It's worse than that. It's unauthorized. And that doesn't fly here.

Me: Boy it's like dealing with the Monster House all over again.

Qin: Yeah.

Xenia: Yeah.

Me: There has to be an explaination. Why would a car like this be after Horsea or anyone.

Horsea: (crying) The car won't stop until I'm dead!

Maria: Oh Horsea.

She picked up Horsea.

Me: We got to find out why this car is like this.

Brittney: I agree. We need to speak to it and get it to talk.

Nico: Lets go do a seance.

Xenia: I agree.

Poliwag: We're past the point of talking. We're going out there to blow it the fuck up!

Nico: Poliwag! Lets just do the seance and then see where it goes from there.

Me: I agree.

Qin: Yeah.

Nico: Lets go.

Shaggy: Like go face that car! (COWARDLY WHIMPERING) Like not on your life! NO WAY!

Scooby Doo: REAH! RO WAY!

Nico: Come on you two!

Shaggy: UH UH! UH UH! NO WAY! We're not going! We'll stay here and eat! We're not going!

Scooby Doo: And you can't make us!

Erica Haddock then grabbed them and lifted them up.

Erica Haddock: No but I can.

Shaggy: Like Crow your girlfriend is one crazy girl!

Erica Haddock: Thanks!

Nico: Lets go you guys.

Horsea: (crying) I know how you two feel! THE CAR WON'T STOP UNTIL I'M DEAD!

Maria: It'll be okay Horsea. You're with me.

We went down to the surface. We got out and looked out and Then lightning struck all over and a WOLF HOWL was heard and Owls were hooting. BATS flew everywhere.

Fluttershy screamed and Lincoln comforted her.

Camie: Macabre sight huh?

Me: Yeah. Look!

We saw a car and it had MALEVOLENT RED EYES AND A SCARY MONSTER TEETH GRATE!

Me: HOLY FUCKING SHIT! That car is haunted!

Nico: Whoa man! That is a haunted Hearse!

Horsea jumps over the car and starts running towards the other mascots

Poromon: (shouts) Distraction scenario! Go!

Poliwag: Yo hoo! Demon car!

The car spins Poliwag around, which makes him fall to the ground, as it passes by him, still chasing Horsea.

Poromon: You don't have the guts to take me on.

Horsea passes Poromon, and the car goes around Poromon quickly, leaving Poromon shocked.

Manaphy: Though I know you can't understand me, I'm talking to you anyway.

Horsea passes Manaphy and then the car passes her, spinning her around in the air and then falls to the ground.

Me: Boy that car is evil!

Eli: I got this!

Eli held the car in place with the Force!

Brittney: Now lets see who is behind this.

Brittney went over to the car.

Brittney: Spirit inhabiting this vessel, reveal thyself to us and tell us your plight to see why you are haunting this night.

The car glowed and then a figure came out and it was a British Butler man and he had black clothes and a monocle and a Victorian Era hat and all that.

Lord Carrington: (British Accent) I am Lord Carrington Morbucks and I am the owner of this hearse and the previous original owner of the Morbucks estate.

Me: Lord Carrington Morbucks? Wait weren't you the richest man in all of Royal Woods long ago?

Lord Carrington: That is correct.

Horsea: (crying) THE CAR WON'T STOP UNTIL I'M DEAD!

Maria: Horsea calm down. Why were your chasing my friend Horsea?

Lord Carrington: Oh I dreadfully apologize. I was going after my enemy Lord Archibald Tetherby but I mistook Horsea for him.

Chandler: Lord Archibald Tetherby? That was my great great grandfather.

Lola: That was back over 100 years ago.

Poliwag: Horsea looks nothing like him!

Me: I know. But why are you after Chandler's great grandfather?

Lord Carrington: He promised me something a long time ago and it was this.

He showed us a picture of an ancient locket.

Lord Carrington: This locket holds a picture of my beloved wife and daughter. He gambled and won it off me in a crooked card game over 95 years ago and I lost it and I was looking for it.

Me: Really!?

Chandler: Is this it?

Chandler pulled out the locket.

Chandler: I had no idea this belonged to you.

Lord Carrington: Why yes it is.

Chandler: I had no idea that my great great grandfather stole this from you. I'm sorry.

Horsea: Now I know why you were after me.

Lord Carrington: Yes and I do apologize for that. It was a case of mistaken identity.

Chandler gave the locket back to Lord Carrington.

Lord Carrington: Now I can go to Heaven after all these years.

Then the light of heaven drew him up.

Lord Carrington: Thank you all. Thank you.

Me: Rest in peace Lord Carrington.

He went up to Heaven.

Nico: That was amazing.

Maria: Horsea are you okay?

Horsea: I will be.

But then the car disintegrated into dust.

Nico: Whoa! That car is dust.

Horsea: Oh, I forgot. Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: Oops sorry. Tsareena, Comfey and Oranguru & Passimian.

Me: Neat!

Qin: Yeah!

Princess Cadance: Now we have to get ready for dealing with HIM Z tomorrow.

Me: Yep.

Nico: This is gonna be so awesome and fun.

Lola: Yeah.

Poliwag: I'm glad you're okay, Horsea.

Horsea: Same here. But this was an awesome mystery.

Lola: It sure was.

Nico: Yep. Lets hit the sack guys.

We went to bed and got ready for sleep. It was a big day for Princess Cadance.


Meanwhile in the city of Neo Townsville, the girls were getting ready for our arrival and it will be so awesome to help them destroy HIM Z.

Blossom Z: I'm so excited to have everyone come to help us out.

Bubbles Z: Me too Blossom.

Buttercup Z: It sure will be awesome.

Bunny Z: It will be awesome and soon we'll be done with HIM forever.

Blossom Z: Yep. Lets go girls!

They transformed!

Blossom Z: BLOSSOM!

Bubbles Z: BUBBLES!

Buttercup Z: BUTTERCUP!

Bunny Z: BUNNY!

They transformed!

Powerpuff Girls Z: POWERPUFF GIRLS Z!

They flew at the screen and it froze!

TO BE CONTINUED!


Another awesome chapter done.

This was a great mystery for us and the mascots. This chapter was an Original chapter that sounded like something out of the 1971 movie The Car.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.

For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily, along with Abra Kadabra, Queen of The Black Puddle, Praxina, PPG Sandman, Mizugeiko and Uvula the Sea Hag along with Hawkeye, Kevin, Hitoshi, Blazewing Butterfly, Ellie the Elephant and Jesse Glenn and we're going to the Townsville Sector and we're going to battle THE ROWDYRUFF BOYS and we're going to battle them like they were when they made their first appearance. And we're going to pulverize those bad to the bone jerks into oblivion. Also we're going to battle Another Dark Necrofear, Wall Shadow, Wicked Avatar, Tragoedia, Light and Darkness Dragon, Brain Dragon, Queen of The Black Puddle and Abra Kadabra. And we're going to meet a Squid Gene-slammer named Callie Architeuthis. She is a powerful girl and has 10 extra arms that are tentacles and she is really good at Multitasking. She is Nico's friend from Marine Biology. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Tsareena and her name is Melody Eucalyptus and she is a powerful and awesome gardener.

The next match-up in the saga is Claire Allaire, Gene-Slammer of Ghostrick Doll, Princess Cadence, and Lincoln VS. Aurelia Karayan

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Bucharest, Romania, and we got word of a massive army of vampires that were riled into causing havoc by Audrey Blade and the rest of The Ghostrick Destroyers, but Lincoln's going to put an end to this latest act of revenge by going on a massive feeding frenzy and he's going to absorb and feed on that army of vampires there and that'll get Audrey Blade and the rest of those delusional vampires really pissed off big time. And we're going to meet the next Daughter of The Olympian Gods and Goddesses, her name is Allison Artemis, Daughter of Artemis, Greek Goddess of The Hunt, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Greece mainly the legendary Mount Olympus, and like her mother, she's a Goddess of The Hunt, and she has all her mother's powers, she's immortal, and she's also extremely beautiful and sexy. When she and Lincoln met, there was indeed quite the attraction that turned into true love and she swore to protect him from those who sought to do him harm, and her targets were none other than Flip, Lewis Travolta, Scoots, Hawk, Hank, Pablo, Anderson, Chandler, Artie, Trent, and Killjoy Huggins, his enemies, and she also swore to protect him from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, she's really good friends with Lynn surprisingly, and Allison and Lincoln helped Lynn with her training, and Allison helped in teaching Lincoln everything she knows about using the powers of the moon and she even had Lynn make up with Lincoln and they hugged, and this was after Dark Lynn was removed from Lynn for good. Lincoln made Allison a beautiful necklace with midnight blue gem for the pendant, along with a white short-sleeved blouse, midnight blue sleeveless top, long ankle-length white dress skirt, and white bridal gloves, and to show thanks, Allison kissed Lincoln on the lips at night as the moonlight shined down on them, and it was truly beautiful, and she really hates Flip with a bloody passion, because that mutant cheapskate absolutely hated Allison for always defending Lincoln whenever he along with Lori, Lola, Lisa, along with the rest of Lincoln's enemies who plotted to kill him, and Selene Arcangela told Allison everything about what that mutant has done, and one time when Lincoln, Allison, and Lynn were doing some training, Flip showed up and tried to kill Lincoln again along with Lynn and Allison, that was until Lincoln let loose the beast inside him and he viciously attacked that three butt-cheeked mutant with a dangerous ferocity, and he, Allison, and Lynn blasted him with energy blasts and they also pounced on and kicked the tar out of him, and Lincoln fired red energy waves from his massive white angel wings and tied that jerk up in a red energy straitjacket, and when he alerted the rest of his family of what Flip tried to do to him, Allison, and Lynn, they were really furious, and Lincoln called the cops and they picked up Flip and took him to jail.

Get ready for a battle of Powerpuff Proportions and we're going to the world of Powerpuff Girls Z and we're going to battle HIM in that world and we're going to make that Chaotic Evil fiend pay for all his crimes and it will be excruciatingly painful as we banish him to the Black Gates forever.

see you next time.