This chapter is based on the Blowfish Monster from The Powerpuff Girls episode Uh-Oh! Dynamo!


Flying through the infinitely endless voids of space was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily, along with Man Ray, Swamp Witch, Mog, Prawn, Atomic Woman and Trick Shot as well as Gali Nuva, Sailor Saturn, Destiny the Whale Shark, Dory, Nemo and Bailey and we were heading to another awesome and great food planet. This one is going to be really good.

Qin: I have a feeling this food planet is going to be a good one.

Wallflower Blush: I love the food planets. It's so awesome.

Xenia: They sure are.

Zipp Storm: Seeing all these planets is so amazing.

Carly Atlas: It sure is! I love the food planets.

Maria: Me too.

Lola: They are so awesome.

Varie: Yep.

Nico: Gali, I want to thank you, Man Ray, and your teams for coming.

Gali: No problem Nico. This will be so fun and cool.

Sailor Saturn: It sure will. I'm always excited for this.

Me: Me too Hotaru.

Nico: Hotaru, are you the youngest of the Sailor Scouts?

Sailor Saturn: I sure am. I started out at 12 to 13 years old and then when the Tau Nebula was destroyed I was reborn and turned 5. So yes I am the youngest.

Nico: Wow that is amazing.

Me: But you are a really powerful force of good now Hotaru. And you have your father back. We saved him from himself.

Xenia: We sure did.

Lola: That was so cool.

Qin: It sure was.

Nico: Yep.

Sailor Saturn: It sure is awesome and dad is really proud of me.

Me: He sure is. I'm sorry you lost part of your body like that in that explosion.

Sailor Saturn: I know. That was awful. But it saved my life.

Juran: Which part of your body exactly?

Sailor Saturn: My arms and legs. But after I was reborn I was made fully human.

Juran: Wow! That is amazing.

Me: It sure was.

Qin: Yep.

Nico: But I'm glad you're back to normal like that.

Sailor Saturn: I am too.

Me: Yep.

Nico: Boy yesterday's mission was so awesome.

Eli: Boy it sure was! J.D. and Leo really ripped Trakeena to shreds.

Lana: They sure did!

Rainbow Dash: That was so awesome!

Lola: Yeah it was!

Nico: It was a long time coming.

Brittney: It sure was and the spirits of the underworld told me that Scorpius watched the whole thing unfold. He is really pissed off big time.

Qin: WHOA!

Xenia: That is amazing.

Lola: Boy he must really be steamed.

Brittney: Oh he is. And he vowed to get the most horrible revenge ever.

Xenia: Geez!

Nico: Let him try.

Lana: Soon he'll be lunch just like Mr. Mind was.

Lola: Yeah!

They high five.

Nico: I don't think he's small like Mr. Mind!

Lana: No Mr. Mind to Poromon was a perfect meal. For me, Scorpius will be a perfect feast for me.

Qin: (LAUGHS) That was funny how Poromon ate him.

Xenia: (LAUGHS) Yeah.

Lola: But Lana eating Scorpius will be great.

Nico: (LAUGHS) Yeah!

Shanan: I know. Also Scorpius is only about 3 feet tall.

Nico: And he is all mean.

Camie: And soon he will be Lana's feast.

We laughed!

Sailor Saturn: (LAUGHS) That will be awesome to see.

Varie: Yeah.

Vroon: Is he really that size?

Nico: I guess he was.

Lola: Yeah I don't know how tall he was for sure.

Lana: But from the way we saw it he might have been 3 feet tall.

Qin: Yeah.

Maria: But who cares? Lana is going to eat that monster.

Xenia: Yep she sure is.

We arrived at the planet.

Nico: We're here.

We saw that it was a dark red planet and it looked like a mountain planet.

Me: From up here it looks llike a mountain planet.

Xenia: It sure does.

Nico: Lets get closer.

We went down to the planet and we landed and saw that it was a planet made entirely out of RIBWICH SANDWICHES!

Me: WHOA!

Nico: A planet made of Ribwich Sandwiches!

Lola: Oh wow!

Nicole: This is so awesome.

I took one and ate it.

Me: (EATING) Mmm! I have eaten the ribs of God! (Season 12 Episode 14)

We laughed!

Nico: (LAUGHS) That is funny!

Laney: (EATING) Delicious!

Camie: (Eating) Yummy!

Nico: Let's call Homer and Krusty!

Nico did so and Homer and Krusty appeared.

Homer: WHOA! A Ribwich planet!

Krusty: Wow! This is amazing guys! And I thought there were no more ribwiches because the cow we used for them went extinct.

Nico: Well there's enough ribwiches here to last forever.

Homer ate one and he was IN RIBS HEAVEN!

Homer was drooling uncontrollably and got the Ribwich ditters!

May: Save some for us!

Qin: (LAUGHS) There's plenty for everyone.

Krusty: Boy this is so cool guys!

Qin: It sure is.

We got to eating.

Lana: (Eating) So delicious!

Tsuyu: (Eating) Boy no kidding!

Laney: Yeah!

Homer was eating 50 of them and drooling uncontrollably.

Eli: (Eating) So delicious!

Homer: I want more!

Me: Now Homer you can't eat this whole planet. You'll explode.

Homer: Oh right.

Qin: Lets bring some home to the mascots and everyone.

Camie: Good idea.

Twilight Sparkle: They will love that.

Xenia: I agree there.

Sunset Shimmer: Yeah that will be awesome.

Nico then saw something.

Nico: Who's that over there?

We saw a figure and it looked like a shrimp.

Me: Looks like a shrimp.

Nico: Lets go see.

We went over and saw that it was a SHRIMP GENE-SLAMMER GIRL!

Me: Whoa she's a Shrimp Gene-slammer!

Qin: Whoa! I would not want to put her in Shrimp Scampi.

Maria: Who are you?

Shrimp: Don't tell me you don't recognize me Nico.

Nico: (GASP) Caroline Reynolds!?

Me: Wait the world famous New Orleans Buffet Chef!? That girl that makes awesome feasts that eating champions would love?

Caroline Reynolds: That's right.

Nico: Wow! Awesome to see you again Caroline. But I didn't expect you to be a shrimp.

Xenia: Yeah.

Lola: What were you doing when you got slammed?

Caroline Reynolds: Making one of my most delicious meals and then I felt this poke and I got turned into this.

Xenia: Oh man.

Camie: That's awful.

Me: Yeah.

Maria: Lets revert you back.

Me: (Put on blind man glasses) But just so you know this is going to hurt really bad.

Caroline Reynolds: I'm ready.

The boys covered their eyes.

Me: Okay here we go. (SNAPS FINGERS)

I snapped my fingers and she doubled over in excruciating pain as she was reverting back!

Xenia: Me neither.

Caroline: WHY?!

Me: It'll be over in a few seconds!

She reverted back and was a girl with red hair and green eyes and she had the kanji for shrimp in the middle of her forehead.

Caroline Reynolds: (Groans) That hurt.

She got up and she looked at herself and saw that she was human again but she was naked.

Caroline Reynolds: GAH! (Covers herself) Eyes to ourselves perverts!

Rarity: Don't worry darling we can fix this.

The fashion brigade moved in and gave her awesome red clothes.

Caroline Reynolds: Whoa! I look awesome and cool.

Nico: You sure do.

Nico kissed her on the cheek

Caroline Reynolds: Aww thanks Nico.

Qin: We should have an awesome meal you make for our mission.

Caroline Reynolds: I would be honored to cook it. Just like my idol Mary Knudson.

Me: You idolize my daughter Mary? That is awesome.

Brittney: Boy our sister Mary is going to like hearing that.

Shanan: She sure is.

Nicole: I'll say.

Eli: Yeah. And Nico I found the Anothers. We have Another Dark General Freed, Dark Doriado, Dark Armed Dragon, Darknight Parshath and Paladin of Dark Dragon as well as Another Orichalcos Kyutora, Gigas, Malevolence, Mirror Knights, Shunoros and Divine Serpent Geh as well as Another Swamp Witch and Man Ray! (PANTS) WHEW! Someone get me some water!

Maria gave him some.

Nico: Whoa this will be awesome.

Me: Yeah.

Eli: Ahh! Thanks Maria. And these will be awesome. They are 2 of Lincoln's guardian Angels and they are also gene-slammers for the Dark Counterparts and the Orichalcos monsters.

We gasped!

Qin: WHOA!

Me: Whoa man!

Lola: This will be crazy awesome!

Nico: Who do we call for that?

Me: For the Orichalcos monsters we'll call in Persephone Hades, Michelle Aphrodite, Aurora Poseidon, Melanie Nyx, Cadence Iris and Anna Ares. For the Dark Counterparts we'll call in Marlene Connors, Odette Swan, Flora Skyla, Angel Amanita and Wendy Blood.

Nico: Nice!

Eli: Yep. And the Another Swamp Witch is with them. But she is also part of the Another Dark Counterparts.

Qin: Ooh! Okay.

Nico: Call them in.

Maria did so.

Then in swirls of elements and energy came in Persephone Hades, Michelle Aphrodite, Aurora Poseidon, Melanie Nyx, Cadence Iris and Anna Ares. For the Dark Counterparts we'll call in Marlene Connors, Odette Swan, Flora Skyla, Angel Amanita and Wendy Blood.

Melanie Nyx: Hey, guys!

Marlene Connors: WOW! A planet made of Ribwich's!

Odette Swan: This is so cool!

Aurora Poseidon: It sure is!

Cadence Iris: This is so awesome.

Qin: Yep.

Then we felt a massive and incredibly strong negative energy spike and it got our auras flared up with amazing force!

Me: Whoa! Massive Negative Energy spike!

Nico: They are close.

Then in came the Anothers!

Qin: Whoa!

Lola: This will be awesome!

Nico: Hi there!

Another Kyutora: (In a girls voice) Looks like the fun is about to start.

Another Dark Freed: (In a girls voice) This will be awesome.

Lincoln: Those voices!

They merged into two beings and the Another Dark World Monsters and Swamp Witch were a girl with purple hair and had black clothes and had pitch black angel wings and had the a powerful sword of darkness with her and the second girl was a girl with black hair and blue eyes that were glowing red with incredible hatred and rage and she had the Seal of Orichalcos glowing in the middle of her forehead and she had black clothes and had the seal on her skirt and she had a powerful sword.

Lincoln: (GASP) Diana Darkus and Dana Orichalcum!

Dana Orichalcum: Awesome to see you again Lincoln.

Diana Darkus: Same here.

Lincoln: Haven't seen you girls since you were 17.

Diana Darkus: I know and you grew into an amazing Young Man.

Nico: Care to introduce us Lincoln?

Lincoln: Sure. The girl with the purple hair is Diana Darkus and she is the gene-slammer of all the Dark World monsters and she is a true master of dark magic and has the powers of all the Dark World Monsters. She also hates Billy McLean and Scoots and wants nothing more than to rip both their heads off and mount them on pikes.

Me: WHOA! What did they do?

Lincoln: You don't want to know.

Me: (GULPS) It must be bad.

Lincoln: It's horrible. The girl in all black is Dana Orichalcum and she is The gene-slammer of the Orichalcos monsters and is the fiercest member out of my guardian angels. She absolutely despises and loathes ALL of of my enemies and protects me with such incredibly fierce and utter sheer brutality and tears her enemies apart with no mercy. She even broke EVERY single bone in Scoots' body and even MASHED UP FLIP'S ORGANS to an incredible degree to the point where he pooped out blood.

We gasped!

Me: (GULPS AGAIN!) That is brutal!

Lincoln: Yep and she has all the powers of the Orichalcos and she instantly sends any bad guy that is completely irredeemable to the Black Gates. She cleaned out an entire supermax prison of all its inmates and killed ALL of them. No mercy, no remorse, no guilt. It's how she got the moniker: The Dark Angel of The Orichalcos.

We gasped!

Nico: Wait a second! I heard of you! You were responsible for killing all the inmates of America's most notorious prisons and sending them to the Black Gates.

Qin: That is amazing!

Dana Orichalcum: That's right. I cleaned out all the inmates of San Quentin and Sing Sing.

Qin: Whoa!

Nico: Although we were using the Black Gates first.

Dana Orichalcum: Actually I was using the Black Gates long before you guys were.

Nico: WHOA!

Qin: That is cool!

Dana Orichalcum: Yeah it''s a long story.

Me: Well Scoots is dead and given the Black Gates and Flip is being used as Humiliation Fodder at Lynn's Table.

Diana Darkus: That is good.

Dana Orichalcum: That is for sure. Good riddance to that scooter riding maniac.

Qin: Yeah no kidding.

Lola: She really was giving us headaches with her stupid heckling.

Dana Orichalcum: Tell me about it.

Me: By the way is the Another Man Ray friendly or hostile?

Diana Darkus: Friendly and you will like her.

Qin: Ooh. This will be awesome.

Nico: Sorry we have to do this.

Girl Jordan: First lets separate you girls.

Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.

(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)

The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.

Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep

Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Spring abundant holoél

The 2 girls glowed and all the Anothers were separated from them!

Nico: YEAH!

Lola: Go get them!

The girls fired waves of energy and blasted the Anothers and I caught the Wonder Ride Books,

Me: Wow! That was awesome.

Nico: Yeah!

Nico: And now, one to go!

Gali: Yep.

Lana: Huh? Muh-muh-muh-ma-muh-muh-ma-muh-ma...

Lola: What is it, trusted sidekick?

Lana: Muh-muh-muh-ma-muh-muh-ma-muh-ma! Muh-muh-muh-ma-muh-muh-ma-muh-ma!

Lana and Lola: Muh-muh-muh-ma-muh-muh-ma-muh-ma! Muh-muh-muh-ma-muh-muh-ma-muh-ma! Man Ray! [both scream]

We saw Another Man Ray!

Qin: Oh boy.

Lola: Here we go.

Camie: This will be awesome.

Another Man Ray: (In a girls voice) (Seadog Accent) Aye lads this will be good and fun.

Me: That voice!

She reverted back and she was a girl with orange hair and had red eyes and had a sailor cap on her head and she had red angel wings and had the kanji for sushi in the middle of her forehead and she had red and orange clothes and had a sextant tattoo one her right arm and on her skirt was a Sailor's Compass star.

Me: (GASP) Valerie Suship!

Nico: Whoa!

Valerie Suship: Aye good to see ye again J.D. Its been many moons since we saw each other.

Me: It has been a while. Valerie is a sailor on a fishing trawler and she is a sushi maker too. She is also the gene-slammer of the Suship monsters.

Nico: Nice!

Kaito: (gets out Gokaiger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Zocks: (gets out Go Busters gear) Because we can grant it instead.

Kaito got a Super Megaforce Blaster and Sword and Zocks got a Beast X Blaster.

Valerie Suship: Just to be a great sushi maker.

Me: That we can easily do. Sly Cooper's ancestor Rioichi Cooper can give you some tips.

Lola: Yeah he is the inventor of Sushi.

Xenia: And we can give you lots of different kids for it.

Valerie Suship: Aye that would be good.

Me: Sorry we have to fight like this.

Valerie Suship: No worries. Come at me and don't hold back.

Me: Aye aye Admiral Suship!

She changed into Another Man Ray!

Sougo: (gets out Super Megaforce Ridewatch) We don't mean to sound harsh.

Geiz: (gets out Beast Morphers Ridewatch) But you're walking the plank!

Sougo got SuperMegaforceArmor while Geiz got RedBeastMorpherArmor

Me: And it will be fun.

Another Man Ray: Come get me lads!

Nico: You'll never get away with this Man Ray! (ACTIVATES MAN RAY'S RIDEWATCH)

Nico fired waves of energy and smashed her down.

Nico: Time for some witch power. (ACTIVATES SWAMP WITCH'S RIDEWATCH)

Nico fired waves of energy and smashed her down with magic.

May: Top this. (ACTIVATES MOG'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired waves of energy and blasted her down.

May: Hope you like shrimp! (ACTIVATES PRAWN'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired sonic blasts and smashed her down.

Maria: Time to get radioactive! (ACTIVATES ATOMIC WOMAN'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired Atomic Radiation blasts and smashed her down.

Maria: Top this. Off the tree and out of the bush and into your face. (ACTIVATES TRICK SHOT'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired a beam of energy and it did just that and smashed her down.

Sailor Saturn: Time for some fun. (ACTIVATES SWAMP WITCH'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired waves of magic and smashed them down.

We fired waves of energy and blasted her all over.

Then Leap Frog, Glue Man, Nosferata, Vanessa, Smitty and Evil Gulper came.

Nico: Nice team Leap Frog.

Leap Frog: Thanks Nico. This will be so fun!

Qin: It sure will be!

Nico: (to Evil Gulper) Want some soda?

Evil Gulper: Ooh! Gulper want soda!

Nico gave him some.

Maria: But where is the gene-slammer.

BOOM.

Me: Wait look!

Then we saw a meteor! It was heading right at Another Man Ray!

Me: Is that a Meteor!?

Nico: Whoa! No way!

We saw that it was a Minior!

Nico: It's a Minior!

Maria: And it's heading right at Another Man Ray!

Me: DUCK AND COVER!

We ducked and then it hit Another Man Ray and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

We got up and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it and we went over and saw Valerie in a crater with the Minior and I brought her over to us and then we went over to Minior.

Me: Whoa what a crater!

Minior: (In a girls voice) OUCH! That hurt!

Nico: (GASP) Stellarfire!

Me: Stellarfire?

She reverted back and was a girl and she had blond yellow hair and had blue eyes with yellow sclera and had Blue Tamaranean Style Clothes.

Shanan: Whoa! She's a Sollarstanean!

Stellarfire: That's right and I am from the planet Sollarsta.

Me: That is one of the planets of Starfire's home system isn't it?

Nico: Yep. Stellarfire was born there but she was raised on Earth.

Eli: Wow!

Nico: That's one way to end a battle

Me: Yeah no kidding. Minior is known as the Meteor Pokemon so it was coming.

Stellarfire: That was really awesome though.

Me: Starfire, Blackfire and Wildfire will be happy to see you.

Nico: Yep.

Sailor Saturn: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Stellarfire: When me and Nico went after a huge gang of Gordanian Slave Traders and destroyed them all on the planet Golos Prime.

Me: Whoa!

Shanan: Wow that's a planet home to mermaids 42,000 light years from here! That's amazing.

Nico: Yep. That was fun.

Me: Awesome.

Nico and Stellarfire hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

Stellarfire: Same here.

We gathered lots of Ribwiches and we later went home.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, Nokama, Kelly Orimoto, and Emily Magica are heading to Saginaw, Michigan, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the five girls here, but we got word that local notorious mob boss Daniel Wyatt and his gang are causing trouble again, and they're also out for blood because notorious drug dealer Ricky Accardo was a member of Daniel Wyatt's gang and Daniel hadn't forgotten what Lincoln did in his blood-crazed frenzy when he went after Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan for their murderous attack years ago. Well, now we're going to kill Daniel Wyatt and his thugs, and Lincoln's going to do to them just like what he did to Ricky Accardo all those years ago.

Lincoln: Ah, we're here in Saginaw, Michigan, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the five girls here, but we got word that local notorious mob boss, Daniel Wyatt, and his gang are causing trouble again.

Luna: That mob boss always causes trouble, little bro.

Lincoln: But not like this, Luna, do you guys remember the story of what I did to Ricky Accardo years ago?

Nico: Yeah?

Lincoln: Well, it turns out that Ricky Accardo also happens to be Daniel Wyatt's enforcer, and when he found out I was the one who killed Ricky Accardo all those years ago, he flew into a terrible rage, and he hadn't forgotten what I did in my blood-crazed frenzy when I went after Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan for their murderous attack years ago.

We gasped.

Me: So, that mob boss is out for blood once again.

Nico: A mob boss hellbent on revenge for what you did in turning one of his top associates into food when you went on that blood-crazed frenzy, no thanks to Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, and Dark Luan.

Ravenna Amaranth: Well, now it looks like we're going to kill Daniel Wyatt and his thugs, and you're going to do to them just like what you did to Ricky Accardo all those years ago.

Lincoln: It's not going to be easy though, Ravenna, Daniel Wyatt's got massive armies of armed thugs patrolling his mansion, and he's also got snipers on the rooftops. So, we'll need to go for stealth and I'll use Cell's absorption technique to absorb Daniel's massive army of armed thugs and his snipers.

Nokama: Right, so we need to hide in one of the bushes, and then, you start absorbing.

We hid in the bushes, and while we did that, Lincoln turned the tips of his eleven massive and long white wolf tails into Cell's stingers. He snuck up on one of the thugs and he stabbed the stinger into the thug's chest as he screamed in pain and he screamed in agonizing pain as Lincoln absorbed him and he was getting stronger, and when he was done, all that was left of the thug were his clothes and machine gun. Lincoln took to the shadows, and he proceeded to do the same with the other thugs all over the mansion: sneaking up on the thugs and stabbing his stingers right into their chests and he absorbed them leaving nothing but their clothes and weapons and he was getting much stronger and stronger with each one of them he absorbs, and we saw the whole thing from the bushes.

Gohan: Jeez, and I thought Cell's rampage was this bad.

As soon as Lincoln was done with absorbing the massive army of thugs on the ground, he turned his attention to the snipers on the rooftops.

Goten: Okay, now he's turning his attention to the snipers on the rooftops, this is going to be much different than with the thugs on the ground.

We then saw Lincoln appear in the center without attracting attention to himself, and then, he sent his tails right at them, and as he stabbed them with the stingers, the snipers convulsed with pain as Lincoln began absorbing them and he was getting stronger in the process, and he left nothing but the clothes of the snipers, but that was only one group of them, he moved onto the next sets of thugs and he did the same thing: he appeared in the center without attracting attention to himself, and then, he sent his tails right at them, and as he stabbed them with the stingers, the snipers convulsed with pain as Lincoln began absorbing them and he was getting stronger in the process, and he left nothing but the clothes of the snipers.

Laney: He absorbed all of the snipers on the rooftops without attracting attention to himself, all that ninja training he went through is really paying off.

Me: It sure is, awesome. If we have an assassination mission, we'll be sending Lincoln in to do the job.

Nico: Now, that I'd like to see.

We then got out of the bushes as Lincoln came back to us.

Lincoln: Now, that was rather satisfying, now let's head inside the mansion and take care of our local mob boss.

We headed inside the mansion to hunt down Daniel Wyatt. Suddenly, we saw three girls appear before us: the first is a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long crimson red hair and orange hairband, red eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful red angel wings, she's dressed in a white short-sleeved blouse, sleeveless red top, necklace with pearls and red gem for the pendant, long ankle-length white skirt, white bridal gloves, red knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with donkeys, guard dogs, cranes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Hephaestus, and holstered on her back is a massive Hephaestus-themed greatsword with embedded orange gems and Hephaestus etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged red blade, large red crane heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces embedded on both sides of the hilt with red gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large white angel heads and large red gem on the bottom of the large white angel heads for the pommel.

The second is a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long crimson red hair and dark blue hairband, red eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful rainbow angel wings, she's dressed in a white short-sleeved blouse, sleeveless light blue top, necklace with pearls and dark blue gem for the pendant, white skirt with the Elemental HERO symbol on it, white bridal gloves, blue knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with elemental forces and angels on the coattails and on the back are the Elemental HEROS, and holstered on her back is a massive Elemental HEROS-themed greatsword with embedded colored gems and the Elemental HEROS etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged rainbow blade, large angel heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces embedded on both sides of the hilt with rainbow gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large white angel heads and large rainbow gem on the bottom of the large white angel heads for the pommel.

And the third is a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long midnight black hair and red hairband, crimson red eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful midnight black angel wings, she's dressed in a red coat with black fur collar and black cuffs, white shirt, white cravat, necklace with pearls and red gem for the pendant, black pants, white bridal gloves, black knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with darkness, vampire hunters, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Vampire Hunter, and holstered on her back is a massive Vampire Hunter-themed greatsword with embedded blood red gems and Vampire Hunter etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged black blade, large angel heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces embedded on both sides of the hilt with blood red gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large white angel heads and large blood red gem on the bottom of the large white angel heads for the pommel, and with them are the five girls.

Selene Arcangela: (Gasps) The donkey, guard dog, and crane motif on the sleeveless trenchcoat, you're one of the daughters of the Olympian Gods and Goddesses.

Crimson Red-Haired Girl: That's right.

Red-Haired Girl: And we got the girls away from that mob boss.

Black-Haired Girl: (Transylvanian Accent) But, now he's really mad, and he's really out for blood now.

Lincoln: (Gasps) Those voices, Helena Hephaestus, Marlene Connors, and Selene Valerious, I knew it was you.

Emilia Connors: I knew we'd run into our sis here.

Miranda Connors: You got that right.

Wendy Valerious: Along with Selene Valerious, one of the many vampire hunters from Transylvania and member of our family.

?: (ENRAGED SCREAM) LINCOLN LOUD, YOU WHITE-HAIRED FREAKAZOID! YOU WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO RICKY ACCARDO!

We then saw our target: a man with long black hair and dressed in the clothes of a mob boss, it was local Michigan mob boss, Daniel Wyatt, and he was out for blood, and with him are his bodyguards, and those hulking muscled brutes were charging right at us.

Sylvester: There he is, and now, no one shall say a kind word at his funeral!

Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.

Lincoln: You got that right. And I knew you'd send your gorillas after me again, Daniel.

Lincoln changed the stingers back into tips and as he charged at the beefy bodyguards, he drove his claws into their chests and he sucked out every last drop of blood, along with their muscle mass and virility, and as he pulled his claws out, Daniel Wyatt's bodyguards were now left as desiccated corpses drained of blood, muscle mass, and virility, and this pissed off the mob boss.

Lincoln: Now, you're all alone, Daniel, and with no one left to help. Pile on, everyone, let's put an end to this asshole.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his wider and more muscular back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Skylands' Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Justice and Eternal Skylanders Bravery from his wider and more muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Elemental Knight Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Justice and Divine Ten Elemental Skylanders Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade from his wider and muscular back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Nokama, Kelly Orimoto, Emily Magica, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, and Nico's harem got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nico, Nicole, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Daniel Wyatt, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, Lincoln leapt up into the air with superhuman agility and pounced on Daniel Wyatt and pinned him to the ground with superhuman strength. The mob boss tried hard to fight back, but as soon as Lincoln had his mouth opened up, it was too late as Lincoln then reeled his head back and lunged forward and sank his fangs into his neck.

Daniel Wyatt: (SCREAMS)

We all saw what happened: Lincoln sank his fangs into Daniel Wyatt's neck and he was draining him dry of blood, but that wasn't the end, they also saw that his muscle mass and virility was also being sucked out of him, and when Lincoln was done, Daniel Wyatt was now a desiccated corpse drained of blood, muscle mass, and virility. Then, he drove a dagger into Daniel Wyatt's heart and destroyed him as he erupted into flames and his spirit along with the spirits of all his thugs were sent to The Black Gates forever. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.

Lincoln: Well, that's it for Daniel Wyatt and his entire organization. (To Helena Hephaestus, Marlene Connors, and Selene Valerious) And it's so good to see you all again, Helena Hephaestus, Marlene Connors, and Selene Valerious.

Helena Hephaestus: You too, Linky, it's been a long time.

Marlene Connors: And it's also good to see you and Miranda again, Emilia.

Emilia Connors: You too, sis.

Selene Valerious: (Transylvanian Accent) Along with you and Wendy, Sheena.

Sheena Valerious: You too, Selene.

Lincoln went up to Helena Hephaestus, Marlene Connors, and Selene Valerious and he hugged them, and Helena Hephaestus, Marlene Connors, and Selene Valerious are very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since they last saw him, and they also felt just how much stronger and muscular he's really become, and they had an atomic red blush on their faces, and the atomic red blush on their faces soon went even deeper when they saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms and short stubble on his jawline, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you three since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Helena Hephaestus: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 17-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness.

Marlene Connors: You've really really grown a lot in height and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago. Plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.

Selene Valerious: (Transylvanian Accent) Plus, we've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Nico: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and he's become truly immortal.

Me: And Lincoln, you know these three sexy hot mama?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., the first girl is Helena Hephaestus, Daughter of Hephaestus, Greek God of Blacksmiths, Metalworking, Carpenters, Craftsmen, Artisans, Sculptors, Metallurgy, Fire, and Volcanoes, she's my Guardian Angel from Greece mainly the legendary Mount Olympus, and like her father, she's a Goddess of Blacksmiths, Metalworking, Carpenters, Craftsmen, Artisans, Sculptors, Metallurgy, Fire, and Volcanoes, and she has all her father's powers, she's immortal, and she's also extremely beautiful and sexy. When she and I met, there was indeed quite the attraction that turned into true love and she swore to protect me from those who sought to do me harm, and her targets were none other than Flip, Lewis Travolta, Scoots, Hawk, Hank, Pablo, Anderson, Chandler, Artie, Trent, and Killjoy Huggins, his enemies, and she also swore to protect me from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan.

Selene Emperyous: She's also really good friends with Lana, and Helena, Lincoln, and Lana helped her make a statue of Bobbie Fletcher out of marble as a present for her birthday, and she really loved it, and she also helped Lincoln very much in enhancing his skills in Metalworking and Blacksmithing along with helping to expand his talents as a skilled artist and with helping him master the powers over fire and volcanoes. Lincoln made Helena a beautiful necklace with red gem for the pendant, along with a white short-sleeved blouse, red sleeveless top, long ankle-length white dress skirt, and white bridal gloves, and to show thanks, Helena kissed Lincoln on the lips as a volcano erupted and flames raged behind them, and it was truly beautiful, and she really hates Lola with a bloody passion, because she absolutely hated Helena for always defending Lincoln whenever he along with Lori, Lynn, Lisa, Luan along with the rest of Lincoln's enemies who plotted to kill him.

Michelle Emperyous: And Selene Arcangela also told Helena everything about what that pink-wearing pageant she-demon has done, and this one time, when Lincoln, Helena, and Lana were working on sculpting a statue for Royal Woods' founder, that rampaging little monster showed up and tried to kill Lincoln again, and she also wanted to kill Lana and Helena for always defending him, that was until Lincoln let loose the beast inside him and he viciously attacked that rampaging pageant she-demon with a dangerous ferocity, and he, Helena, and Lana blasted her with energy blasts and they also pounced on and kicked the tar out of him, and Lincoln fired red energy waves from his massive white angel wings and tied that little monster up in a red energy straitjacket, and when he alerted the rest of his family of what Lola tried to do to him, Helena, and Lana, they were really furious, and Lincoln called Luna to drag Lola's butt home where she got grounded for fifteen weeks and she got thrown in a cage.

Nico: Jeez, Lola was on another rampage again.

Luna: Big time.

Emilia Connors: The second girl is Marlene Connors, Gene-Slammer of all The Elemental HEROS, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and the older sister of me and Miranda Connors, but unlike I who got Gene-Slammed into all The Evil HEROS and Miranda Connors who got Gene-Slammed into The Elemental HERO Neos Monsters, Marlene Connors got Gene-Slammed into all The Elemental HEROS and she's also a powerful elemental master of light and powerful swordmaster. And like me and Miranda, Marlene has a very nasty and powerful hatred towards Flip, she hates him too with a vengeance, and Flip's last attempt to kill Lincoln ended with him getting not only his butt cheeks slashed off, but she also slashed off his moustache and she even shredded his clothes off leaving him in his boxers, and when she told everyone of what that mutant did, they immediately started chasing after him and his raccoon partner, Nacho, as they ran for their lives, and they also got pelted with rotten tomatoes, rotten eggs, stinking fish, and garbage.

Lana: Charles, Cliff, Walt, and Geo also helped in chasing that racoon out after everyone started to go after Flip, it was awesome.

Nicholette Torrington: And the third girl is Selene Valerious, Gene-Slammer of Vampire Hunter, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Transylvania, and just like Sheena and Wendy Valerious, Selene is a direct blood descendant of Valerious the Elder and she's also a member of The Knights of The Holy Order, the very order that Gabriel Van Helsing belongs to. The Valerious Family of Transylvania has been widely known for hunting down vampires, especially the one vampire who has been a blight and plague to their entire family bloodline for over four centuries: Dracula. Her family has spent many centuries in trying to find ways to kill Dracula, because her ancestor made a vow to God that he and his family would never rest nor enter the Gates of Heaven until they vanquished Dracula from their line, and send that evil monster to Hell where he belongs, but none had succeeded and many died throughout the centuries, and Selene was aware of what would happen if all of them were killed before Dracula was killed, the nine generations of their family would never enter the Gates of St. Peter and they would slip into Purgatory doomed to wander the realm between the living and the dead forever. But, when Dracula was vanquished, the solemn promise Valerious the Elder made centuries ago was finally fulfilled, and her family was finally freed from Dracula's evil grasp. She moved to Michigan, and she was aware of Lincoln's secret: that he's a powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf Hybrid, but she also saw that he's an expert vampire hunter, and they fought against some of the most dangerous vampires that dare to come to Michigan to slake their thirst for blood. She's also defended Lincoln from the wrath of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and his many enemies, and though she hates them with a passion, there's only one person she hates with a very blazing hatred so bad that she wants to kill him and see him burn in the first light of dawn: his name is Felix Asmodeus, a dangerous and powerful vampire who was turned centuries ago by her family's hated enemy, Dracula, and Felix had wanted nothing more than to kill her, Wendy, and Sheena Valerious and have his revenge for the death of Dracula.

We gasped.

Eli: Whoa!

Lincoln: Yeah, Felix Asmodeus is one dangerous vampire who got turned by Dracula as part of some sort of contingency plan in case he got killed, and this proves Dracula was willing to go to extreme lengths to destroy the Valerious family. If we run into him in the future, he's lunch. And now that you three are here.

Lincoln went up to and hugged Helena Hephaestus in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Then, Lincoln went up to and hugged Marlene Connors in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

And finally, Lincoln went up to and hugged Selene Valerious in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Helena Hephaestus: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, three Elemental Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Helena Hephaestus, Marlene Connors, and Selene Valerious with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with three Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Marlene Connors: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Helena Hephaestus, Marlene Connors, and Selene Valerious.

Helena Hephaestus, Marlene Connors, and Selene Valerious had a smile on their faces and tears in their eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around them, and he leaned down to their faces and he kissed them passionately on the lips, and they also returned it, and we cheered for them, then, we went up to the five girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, they immediately recognized them. The five girls are Kagefusa Manyū and Sakura from Manyū Hiken-chō and Mayuki Shiina, Miru, and Chihaya Enishi from And Love.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Kagefusa Manyū and Sakura from Manyū Hiken-chō and Mayuki Shiina, Miru, and Chihaya Enishi from And Love.

Nicole: Wow, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Kagefusa Manyū: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Kagefusa Manyū and the other four girls saw who it was that saved them from Daniel Wyatt, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 17-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura around him.

Sakura: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Lincoln made four clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Sakura: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, five Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Kagefusa Manyū, Sakura, Mayuki Shiina, Miru, and Chihaya Enishi with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team was shocked to find out the villain we went after was local Michigan mob boss, Daniel Wyatt, along with his gang who were causing trouble again, and they were out for Lincoln's blood because notorious drug dealer Ricky Accardo was also a member of Daniel Wyatt's gang and Daniel hadn't forgotten what Lincoln did in his blood-crazed frenzy when he went after Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan for their murderous attack years ago.

But, when Lincoln showed what he did first by using Cell's absorption technique and he absorbed all the massive armies of thugs on the ground and the snipers on the rooftops of the mansion, and then, Lincoln sucking out the blood, muscle mass, and virility of Daniel's bodyguards who came after us and then, all of us giving him the beatdown of his life, and Lincoln killing him in the same way that he killed Ricky Accardo and finally sending them all to The Black Gates forever, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him all over, and they had steam whistling out their ears. Lincoln, Helena Hephaestus, Marlene Connors, and Selene Valerious have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back in town.

Maria: Damn, now that was one wild feeding frenzy you went on, Lincoln.

Michelle Aphrodite: He sure did, he absorbed Daniel Wyatt's massive armies of thugs searching for us on the ground and his snipers on the rooftops, and what he also did in plunging his claws into the chests of his gorillas and sucking out their blood, muscle mass, and virility, and using the same move he used on Ricky Accardo to kill Daniel Wyatt: biting him on the neck and sucking out his blood, muscle mass, and virility.

Suddenly, Lincoln's abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles had bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow, as he had gained a massive increase in muscle mass and virility.

Lincoln: Whoa, now that was really good.

Nico: What was that?

Becky Long: Whenever Lincoln sucks out the muscle mass and virility of a male thug, he also gains a massive increase in muscle mass along with his abnormally high virility levels.

Me: Wow, Lincoln, you are one manly Alpha Male!

Girl Jordan: (Seductively) And that definitely fits our man all too well.


After getting rid of Daniel Wyatt and his gang this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Helena Hephaestus, Marlene Connors, and Selene Valerious saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.

Helena Hephaestus: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 17-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, and really strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever.

Marlene Connors: He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the body that all bodybuilders could only dream of.

Selene Valerious: (Transylvanian Accent) If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Helena Hephaestus: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Nico: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.

Marlene Connors: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.

Nico: Yep. So, Marlene, what's the story on what you did in slashing off Flip's butt cheeks when his last attempt to kill Lincoln backfired?

Marlene Connors: Oh, now that I hadn't forgotten. One day, Lincoln and I were heading back home after our day in school and after I saved him from Lynn, Chandler, his goons, Pablo, and Anderson and sent them flying into a dumpster. Suddenly, Lincoln caught the stench of an unwashed mutant who hadn't heard of a bath, and Lincoln knew who it was: it was Flip and he came charging right at us to kill Lincoln again, but I got in the way and smashed his face in with one punch, and then, I did the same thing that Emilia did and slashed off his three butt cheeks and shredded his clothes off leaving him in his boxers, and then, I told the town of what that mutant tried to do, and they started chasing after him and his racoon partner, Nacho, as they ran for their lives and got pelted with rotten tomatoes, rotten eggs, stinking fish, and garbage.

Nico: Fucked-up mutant, he just doesn't know when to fucking quit!

Selene Valerious: (Transylvanian Accent) If you thought what Flip did was bad, you should hear of what Lori did was bad. One night, Lincoln and I were out on a date, but then, we got attacked by a vampire but we roughed him up, and we soon found out from that Lori hired him to kill us. Lincoln, in a fit of rage, grabbed the vampire and bit him hard in the neck and sucked out all his blood and his powers and threw him into the sun where he turned to ashes. He called and told the family of what Lori tried to do to us, and she got grounded for eight weeks and she got sent to Aunt Ruth's.

Eli: Making deals with vampires, is there no line the Dark Sides are willing to cross?!

2016 Chester Monroe: Okay, it's bad enough your Dark Sides have crossed a lot of lines in trying to kill Lincoln, but making deals with vampires?! That's like making deals with death!

2016 Harold Monroe: But, it was so fun to see an awesome vampire fight.

2016 Bunnicula: (Speaking in his Language)

Nico: I don't know what you just said, Bunnicula.

2016 Harold Monroe: Oh yeah, Bunnicula said the vampire Selene and Lincoln fought was a rogue vampire from New Orleans whom Lori hired to kill them, and Bunnicula scared him out of there.

Me: Lori, your Dark Side really is one mega Alpha Bitch to do something like that.

Helena Hephaestus: She sure is. Now, for my story, one day, Lincoln, Lana, and I were working on sculpting a statue for Royal Woods' founder and for the day that Royal Woods was founded, but then, we heard a shriek of rage in the air, and we saw who it was heading our way: it was Lola, and that rampaging little monster showed up and tried to kill Lincoln again, and she also wanted to kill Lana and I for always defending him, that was until Lincoln let loose the beast inside him and he viciously attacked that rampaging pageant she-demon with a dangerous ferocity, and we blasted her with energy blasts and they also pounced on and kicked the tar out of her, and Lincoln fired red energy waves from his massive white angel wings and tied that little monster up in a red energy straitjacket, and when he alerted the rest of his family of what Lola tried to do to us, they were really furious, and Lincoln called Luna to drag Lola's butt home where she got grounded for fifteen weeks and she got thrown in a cage.

Laney: We were really furious with Lola that day as well, but we made sure she got her just desserts when Luna came home with her tied up.

Me: Everyone plain hated her guts that day, and it almost got ugly if Lincoln, Varie, and I hadn't held everyone back.

Nico: Wow.

We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Giffany, Clubinet the Police Music Maiden, Flutomahawk, the Axe Music Maiden, Horn Wan Yue the Crescent Music Maiden, Nunchuclarinet the Whirling Music Maiden, Sax Knuckles, the Fist Music Maiden, and Trumpetonfa, the Assault Music Maiden are heading to Gelato Beach.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 17-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Giffany, Clubinet the Police Music Maiden, Flutomahawk, the Axe Music Maiden, Horn Wan Yue the Crescent Music Maiden, Nunchuclarinet the Whirling Music Maiden, Sax Knuckles, the Fist Music Maiden, and Trumpetonfa, the Assault Music Maiden are dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Giffany, Clubinet the Police Music Maiden, Flutomahawk, the Axe Music Maiden, Horn Wan Yue the Crescent Music Maiden, Nunchuclarinet the Whirling Music Maiden, Sax Knuckles, the Fist Music Maiden, and Trumpetonfa, the Assault Music Maiden had feelings for Lincoln and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln killed them all and sucked out their blood and life energy, which made him go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at that mutant and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of that moron, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them. Plus, Lincoln separated Giffany's dark counterpart and sent her to The Black Gates, so she wouldn't hurt the other girls in his harem.

Clubinet the Police Music Maiden: Wow, so this is Gelato Beach, it sure is beautiful.

Lincoln: It sure is, Clubinet, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?

Lincoln, Giffany, Clubinet the Police Music Maiden, Flutomahawk, the Axe Music Maiden, Horn Wan Yue the Crescent Music Maiden, Nunchuclarinet the Whirling Music Maiden, Sax Knuckles, the Fist Music Maiden, and Trumpetonfa, the Assault Music Maiden dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, then they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Giffany, Clubinet the Police Music Maiden, Flutomahawk, the Axe Music Maiden, Horn Wan Yue the Crescent Music Maiden, Nunchuclarinet the Whirling Music Maiden, Sax Knuckles, the Fist Music Maiden, and Trumpetonfa, the Assault Music Maiden got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, but then, they saw hulking muscle-bound thugs hired by Flip coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he'd sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.

Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Giffany, Clubinet the Police Music Maiden, Flutomahawk, the Axe Music Maiden, Horn Wan Yue the Crescent Music Maiden, Nunchuclarinet the Whirling Music Maiden, Sax Knuckles, the Fist Music Maiden, and Trumpetonfa, the Assault Music Maiden placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. Then, they came back home to The World Tree Estate and they were back in their original clothes, and Nico and I also saw Lincoln had lipstick marks all over his face, massive muscular body, and eight-pack abs.

Nico: Whoa, looks like someone really had an awesome time at Gelato Beach, eh, Lincoln?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!

Suddenly, seven Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Giffany, Clubinet the Police Music Maiden, Flutomahawk, the Axe Music Maiden, Horn Wan Yue the Crescent Music Maiden, Nunchuclarinet the Whirling Music Maiden, Sax Knuckles, the Fist Music Maiden, and Trumpetonfa, the Assault Music Maiden with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Lily the Mermaid: Wow, now Giffany, Clubinet the Police Music Maiden, Flutomahawk, the Axe Music Maiden, Horn Wan Yue the Crescent Music Maiden, Nunchuclarinet the Whirling Music Maiden, Sax Knuckles, the Fist Music Maiden, and Trumpetonfa, the Assault Music Maiden are now in your harem.

Dipper Pines: And thank goodness you removed Giffany's dark counterpart, Soos told me that she can get really jealous.

Lincoln: Yeah, and I certainly did not want that dark counterpart to go hurting the other girls in my harem like that.

Jenna: And Flip has some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.

Serena Logan: I always knew that good-for-nothing hairy mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for herself.

Rarity: And trying to kill Giffany, Clubinet the Police Music Maiden, Flutomahawk, the Axe Music Maiden, Horn Wan Yue the Crescent Music Maiden, Nunchuclarinet the Whirling Music Maiden, Sax Knuckles, the Fist Music Maiden, and Trumpetonfa, the Assault Music Maiden, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.

Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs he sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and he should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!

Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that three butt-cheeked mutant cheapskate has officially lost his mind.

Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you fat hairy mutant cheapskate!

Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that moron still refuses to quit!

Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Amy, Pablo, Anderson, Billy McLean, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.

Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!


Later we were getting ready for the next Super Mario Galaxy mission.

Nico: I have just the Galaxy this time.

Me: What is it?

Nico: Loopdeeloop Galaxy.

Nicole: Ooh! That one is awesome. But there's no boss there. Just a race that involves surfing.

Nico: Yep. Who wants to come with?

Luna Loud: Me and Luke will.

Nico: Righteous!

Luke: Yeah!

They went into the simulator and then Nicole activated it and then they found themselves in the Loopdeeloop Galaxy! It was a water track surfing galaxy.

Nico: Wow! Here we are.

Luke: (sees something) I think we'll still be able to fight some bad guys before the race.

Luna: Why?

Luke: There are some Goombas up ahead!

Nico: Lets head to the galaxy then.

They got into a launch star.

Me: (On the radio) Nico this is mission control, your launch is a go.

Nico: Roger that mission control.

They launched.

WHOOSH!

Luna: WOOHOO!

They flew and landed at the galaxy.

Nico: Time for some surfing fun!

Luna: Yeah dudes!

Nico: (gets out Man Ray and Man Boy's Ridewatches) But first, let's clear out some Goombas!

Nico activated them and fired waves of water and blasted them down.

Luna Loud: Righteous!

Luke Loud: Yeah!

They then went surfing on the track!

Penguin: Welcome, Team Loud Phoenix Storm!

Nico: Glad to be here.

Penguin: Do you guys surf?

Nico: More than surf. We do it all.

Luke: Surfing is awesome.

Luna: It's rockin dudes!

Nico: Yeah it is!

Penguin: Excellent. Whoever wins this race among you 3 gets the prize!

Nico: Awesome! And if any enemies try and stop us we'll blast them.

Penguin: Go get them. Good luck.

Nico: This will be so fun.

Luke: You got that right.

Penguin: Oh, and there's another guest in the race.

Then a Pyukumuku came.

Nico: Cool a Pyukumuku!

Luna: Rockin!

Pyukumuku: (In a girls voice) This will be so fun and awesome.

Nico: Kiara Paina! Whoa!

Penguin: I see you know each other.

Nico: We sure do. She's my friend from Hawaii.

Pyukumuku: Yep.

Penguin: Nice.

Luna: Don't revert back yet, dude. The race is about to start!

Pyukumuku: Like I would revert back before the race is done.

Nico: All right then.

Penguin: You all ready?

Nico: Ready.

Penguin: ON YOUR MARKS, GET SET!

Then…

BANG!

Penguin: GOOOO!

They were off!

Nico: SURF'S UP DUDES!

They went over turns and curves of water.

Nico: YEAH!

Luna: Hey, Luke. I'm beating you!

Luke: In your dreams dudette!

They jumped over bumps and splashed down all over.

Nico: Ha! I'm beating the two of you!

Pyukumuku: In your dreams!

Then they all crossed the finish line and surprisingly they all tied for first!

Xenia: Whoa they tied!

Camie: What are the odds of that!?

Penguin: Well, I said whoever wins first place will get the Power Star. And that includes a tie.

Nico: Awesome!

Then Kiara reverted back and was a girl with blue hair and had pink clothes and had blue eyes.

Kiara Paina: That was so much fun!

They high five and then Luna and Luke got the star!

YOU GOT A STAR!

Luna: What's your favorite memory of Nico, dude?

Kiara Paina: When me and Nico had a pineapple eating contest and we both tied.

Luna: That is rockin dude!

Luke: It sure is!

Kiara Paina: It sure was.

Nico and Kiara hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

Kiara Paina: Me too Nico. Me too.

That was a fun one.


In Australia we were heading to the house of Nico's friend Melody Eucalyptus. Nico was shaking like a leaf.

Murray: You okay, Nico?

Nico: I think I might wet my fucking pants!

Me: Uch! Nico must we go through this every time we go meet the parents of one of your friends.

Eli: Yeah Nico they wouldn't hurt you. They love you.

Lola: Yeah.

Lynn: Can you blame him? Most guys are afraid of this kind of thing.

Me: Yeah.

Lola: But Nico there is nothing to be afraid of.

Qin: Yeah Nico.

Camie: Yeah.

Bentley: What are your parents like?

Melody Eucalyptus: You will be amazed Bentley. My house is just beyond this hill.

Lola: Okay.

We got to the hill and went over it and then we saw an amazing sight! We saw a massive and amazing beautiful jungle with incredible plants, and animals were calling out all over and there were flowers and plants and and more all over. Also in the middle of the jungle was a huge tree that was over 200 feet tall and it had a huge tree mansion in it!

Me: WHOA!

Qin: Oh wow!

Lola: This is incredible!

Laney: When you said that you lived in an amazing beautiful garden you weren't kidding.

Melody Eucalyptus: Yep.

We walked through the beautiful jungle they had and the plants, trees and flowers were beautiful and the number of animals was really amazing.

Me: Wow! Melody your garden is absolutely breathtaking.

Melody Eucalyptus: Yeah my parents are amazing gardeners and they do all sorts of amazing things with plants.

Me: That is cool.

We got to the door of the tree.

Eddy: Allow me.

Eddy cleared his throat... and then hit the door repeatedly with a shovel

WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM!

DOORBELL RING DOORBELL RING DOORBELL RING DOORBELL RING!

Then an elevator came down.

Me: Wow nice elevator.

Nico: Yep.

We got in and got into the house. We then saw Mr. & Mrs. Eucalyptus and they were dressed each like hippies from the Woodstock 1969 era.

Melody Eucalyptus: Hi mom and dad.

Mrs. Eucalyptus: Melody welcome home our darling coconut.

Mr. Eucalyptus: It's good to have you home princess.

Eddy: I rang your doorbell!

Mr. Eucalyptus: I know. We heard.

Mrs. Eucalyptus: But it's great having you all here.

Me: It's awesome to be here Mrs. Eucalyptus. Your garden and your mansion is absolutely incredible.

Eli: Boy it sure is.

Xenia: It's so amazing that you live in the middle of a beautiful jungle garden.

Fluttershy: And with so many adorable and amazingly cute animal friends.

Mrs. Eucalyptus: Thank you guys. It's so amazing isn't it.

Camie: It sure is.

they saw Nico cowering behind me.

Mr. Eucalyptus: Why Nico our little Fire Fruit. It's groovy to see you.

Misfire: Have fun killing him!

BLANG!

Armada Starscream bashed Misfire on his head and Alexis Thi Dang laughed.

Nico: (Sarcastically) Thanks for the help Misfire!

Mr. Eucalyptus: Why are you so scared Nico?

Me: We're here to talk to you about Nico having Melody into his harem and he is afraid that you guys are going to snap his neck or blow his head open.

Mrs. Eucalyptus: Oh my goodness no! Nico we would never do that to you. We love you like a member of the family and you helped our daughter.

Mr. Eucalyptus: Yeah you are a great gardener like us.

Nico: Oh, thank God!

Mr. Eucalyptus: Yeah sorry for the scare Nico.

Nico: No worries.

Mr. Eucalyptus: We should explain how we made this garden. Me and my wife here were both diagnosed with a terminal illness and in order to save our lives we were given a transfusion of plant DNA. As a result it not only saved our lives but gifted us with plant powers.

Me: Whoa. That is amazing. So you're now a family of Chlorokinetic Mystics in a sense.

Mrs. Eucalyptus: That's right.

Melody Eucalyptus: It's how I got my powers. I got my powers from my mom and dad.

Xenia: That is so amazing.

Laney: Wow! That is so cool that you can do all this with plants.

Fluttershy: I think it's absolutely amazing.

Nico: You could've asked J.D. to help you.

Me: I wasn't born back when they had that diagnosis.

Mr. Eucalyptus: J.D. is right. It was back when we were still in elementary school.

Nico: Oh never mind then.

Mr. Eucalyptus: It's how we became close and in love. We are both elementary school sweethearts.

Me: Aww Young Love.

Lola: So adorable.

Camie: Yeah that is so cool.

Allie Wilde: It sure is.

Then we saw a Silvally appear.

Me: Hey a Silvally.

Mrs. Eucalyptus: Oh yeah we found her in our garden.

Nico: Awesome.

Mr. Eucalyptus: And I believe that she knows you Nico.

Silvally: (In a girls voice) I sure do.

Melody Eucalyptus: Wow! Wendy Plutonium!

Nico: Wendy Plutonium? Whoa!

She reverted back and she was a girl with silver hair and had black and red clothes.

Wendy Plutonium: Awesome to see you again Melody and you too Nico.

We later arrived back home.

Broccoli Guy: Always good to meet parents of one of your girlfriends.

Kikyo Inuyasha: In the future, you should meet mine.

Nico gulped in fear.

Qin: Oh boy.

Xenia: Yeah.

Camie: Nico needs to man up instead of cowering in fear over the parents threatening to kill him.

Lola: Yeah.

Nico: I'll try. But right now lets get ready for our next mission.

The previous group came.

Mojo: Can me, Deker, Abis Mal, Nergal, Motor Ed, Po Kong, Radioactive Man, Gizmo, Private H.I.V.E., and Eccentro go with you guys? It would be good to visit good old Townsville again.

Nico: Yes you all can come with us.

Eli: This will be fun.

Qin: Yep.

Chill Bill: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: For the next sea gene-slammer, I'm hoping for a Barracuda next.

Qin: Ooh!

Me: That is a really awesome kind of fish.

Xenia: Yep.

Nico: Also Komala and Turtonator.

Qin: Neat!

Xenia: This will be cool.

Me: We might meet the Komala in Australia.

Nico: We just might.

Deker: Shall we get going?

Me: Wait we don't know what we're going to do.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire eyes and rainbow iris of his Third Eye glowed, and he had a vision and he saw who it was that we're going to confront: it was the small Blowfish Monster, and it was coming back to cause trouble. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Nico: Lincoln, what's wrong?

Lincoln: Nico, where are Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, and Bunny? We got trouble.

Just then, Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, and Bunny came in.

Blossom: You called, Lincoln? What's the emergency?

Lincoln: We got trouble, and you're not going to like it. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to face today: it's the Blowfish Monster, and it was coming back to cause trouble.

The girls gasped.

Blossom: It's not that big monster that led to the city being destroyed, is it?

Lincoln: Don't worry, it's only the small Blowfish monster.

Bubbles: Phew, that's good.

Buttercup: Last time, that little pipsqueak called the big Blowfish Monster and it led to the city being destroyed even when we used the Dynamo.

Lola: I remembered you girls telling me and Lana about that. (Sighs) I know the Professor wanted you girls to use the Dynamo, but not at the expense of the city being destroyed.

Blossom: Yeah, that was a bust. But, we should head down there and deal with that little shrimp.

Nico: Good idea, we can't let that little pipsqueak cause any trouble for anyone again.

Me: At least it's not that big one that caused all that.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was none other than Carla Gobara, one of the members of The Ghostrick Destroyers, and she's heading here to kill The Ghostrick Guardian Angels. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and we got news, Raven: as we guessed it, Carla Gobara, one of The Ghostrick Destroyers is heading here to kill you all.

Aisha Arian: (Arabian Accent) Just as we expected, but we'll be ready for her, and she'll suffer the same punishment back in the castle of The Michigan Supernatural Defense Force after we get done dealing with the Blowfish Monster.

Nico: Yep. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading to Townsville to take care of the Blowfish Monster.

Lincoln: There's no way we're going to let that little pipsqueak get away with rising from the ocean to cause trouble again, and once we get done flattening him, you're next, Carla Gobara.

Aisha Arian: (Arabian Accent) You better be ready to die, Carla Gobara, because you deserve no such mercy from any of us for trying to kill us seven years ago, nor do you even deserve to live a single second further, you religious fanatic and zealous heretical demon! I will make sure you die horribly right after we deal with the Blowfish Monster.

Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and we headed to Townsville to destroy the small Blowfish Monster, and once we get done destroying that little runt, Lincoln and Aisha Arian are going to destroy Carla Gobara of The Ghostrick Destroyers and make her pay for her crimes.

We were off and we headed to the Townsville Sector.


Later we were in Tokyo Townsville Park and we were relaxing. We were having Soda, a nice barbecue and even Caroline Reynolds was cooking all of our favorite Louisiana foods.

Professor: Okay, girls, say…

Girls: Cheese! (The flashbulb pops.)

Professor: One more! (He shoots again.)

(Pan slowly along the shore. Blossom and Bubbles play with a beach ball while Buttercup works on a sand castle. Other kids splash and swim happily. A baby sitting on the shore cries. Camera turns around to show the parents—shutterbugs, each and every one of them.)

(We see shots of the following: one kid making bunny ears behind another's head while two more play behind them; a group of kids stacked up into a pyramid in the middle of the lake; the Professor hugging the girls with one arm, his other stretched toward the camera—he has pointed it at himself and them; a group of kids in a swimming race; a father and son fishing at the shore; Buttercup skating along a sheet of ice blown out by Blossom, with Bubbles floating behind them; Bubbles chowing down on a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and Buttercup drinking a bottled soda from a straw from the picnic basket as Blossom waves to the camera; a fat kid doing a cannonball dive and catching two other swimmers with the splash; and a kid floating in the middle of the lake and laughing.)

Me: (LAUGHS) Boy everyone is having so much fun.

Qin: Yeah.

Eye Five: What's she cooking?

Caroline Reynolds: Everything.

Homer was having his favorites. Cajun Crawfish, Lamb Tagine, Grilled Lamb Sausage, Zucchini Bisque, Crab Meat Po'boy, Duck Po'boy, Chicken Sausage Po'boy, Crawfish Sausage Po'boy, Cochon De Lait Po'boy, Turkey Giardiniera Po'boy, Roast Beef Po'boy, Alligator Po'boy, Catfish Amandine, Crawfish Amandine, Crawfish Étouffée, Boiled Crawfish, Cajun Shrimp and Duck Pasta, Fried Crab Cake, Pecan Catfish, Blackened Redfish, Seafood Mirliton Casserole, Fried Chicken, Fried Green Tomatoes, Stuffed Shrimp, Muffuletta, Barbecue Brisket Sandwich, Barbecue Chicken Sandwich, Smoky Bacon Greens, Seafood Au Gratin Seafood Gumbo, Chicken Gumbo, Jumbalaya, Spinach Artichocke, Creole Sweet Potato Pone, Red Beans and Rice with Sausage, Veggie Red Beans and Rice, Pralines in Cookies, Oyster Pralines, Oyster Shots, Oyster Patties, Bananas Foster, King Cake, Dixie Cake, Pecan Pie, Cajun Boudin, Boudin Balls, Crawfish Rémoulade, Shrimp and Lump Crabmeat Ravigote, Au Croissant Crawfish Po'boy, and Yaka Mein.

Caroline Reynolds: My goodness! Homer you eat just as much awesome and delicious food as Nico does.

Homer: (LAUGHS) Yeah I have a good appetite.

Qin: (LAUGHS) Yeah.

Nico: Boy the girls are having a great time too.

Xenia: They sure are.

Bubbles: Boy it sure is awesome.

Nergal: I'm making pizza too!

Me: Keep the food coming.

We had great food.

Nico: Yeah! So Blossom can you tell us how you defeated this giant fish monster before?

Blossom: I sure can.

She went over what happened when the girls used Powerpuff Dynamo for the first time and all that.


The City of Townsville is home to many landmarks and fun activities, except for Mount Rushmore. One of its most famous landmarks is Bonsai Gardens Park, a park in the Japanese-inspired district of Little Tokyo. There, the Utonium family is having a simple outing. However, all is not fun and games when the Giant Fish Balloon Monster interrupts their fun. The girls take on the monster, but when they take damage as the Professor watches, he starts to worry about their safety. Though the girls are successful at neutralizing the monster's threat, the professor expresses an extreme fear that he could have lost them in action. Buttercup tries to reassure him that they are okay, saying that they're supposed to fight crime and giant monsters.

That night, at the Utonium residence, a paternal instinct drives the Professor to draft and build a giant robot and show it to the girls. This enormous mechanical suit, built in the image of the girls themselves is what he refers to as a Dynamic Nanotechtronic Monobot; otherwise known as "Powerpuff Dynamo". He explains that it's equipped with state-of-the-art, internal teleoperated, intelligent protection, multi-layered titanium reflux-chambered shielding, a fully-loaded, defensive smart strategic combat arsenal, and an anti-aggressor exo-deflector array. As much as the girls think it's cool, Blossom explains that they don't have much use for a battle robot. The Professor explains that even though fighting criminals and kaiju are commonplace to the three of them, it doesn't change the fact that the girls are his family and will do whatever it takes to protect them if he can. So, he urges the girls to use it, and Blossom begrudgingly agrees, but only conditionally for really big emergencies.

The days go by, however, and a week of fighting crime, addressing fires, and taking down other monsters leaves the Dynamo almost out of commission. Then, on Saturday, as the family enjoys the evening paper boat race at Bonsai Gardens Park, the monster from before shows up, calling for its even bigger counterpart. The girls try to stop this giant fish, only to get injured and beat up. The already-big fish monster desperately sucks air to inflate itself and become even larger, before terrorizing nearby citizens and start attacking the city.

As the monster goes off destroying Tokyo Townsville, the Professor begs the girls to use the Dynamo. Albeit still weakened from that thrashing, Buttercup tries to tell him that they could still win this fight (even though they clearly got their butts handed to them by attacking this kaiju head on). Finally, the Professor has had enough of this negligence, and he threatens to ground the girls if they don't use Dynamo. Having no choice, the girls accept. The girls ready the Dynamo for the battle with the Professor following behind by way of helicopter.

The monster is still razing the district of Little Tokyo until the Dynamo shows up. The Dynamo tries to fight, but its protective safety shield activates unexpectedly. While the mech is in a defensive curl reminiscent of a hedgehog, the monster sends it smashing through numerous buildings. Blossom discovers that a safety switch had been activated by the Professor out of concern.

With its systems stabilized, the Dynamo continues to fight the monster, first by attempting to shoot missiles. However, the missiles all seem to miss the monster at point-blank range. The monster counters this by inflating itself so much that it launches the large pins on its body at high speed, hitting all in the area. Dynamo manages to deflect many of the dumb-fire spikes and attempts to cut it with its scissor-like bow. Though powerful enough to level some structures, the monster dulls the scissor-bow with a piece of debris. Knowing the monster's weakness, Dynamo grabs the sign from a bowling alley and grabs its three stars from the sign, throwing them like shurikens at the monster. The sharp stars hit the monster and, like how a pin pops a balloon, cause it to deflate and fly away uncontrollably to Mount Rushmore (to someone's surprise there, who says "Hey!" as the deflated monster falls above him). Despite all that had been razed in the immediate combat zone, with the monster defeated, the girls (and Dynamo) celebrate with a victory dance.

The Mayor thanks the girls for dispatching the large monster, but with the city burning among them, he also berates them for destroying the majority of Townsville with the Dynamo, and says that they shouldn't use the Dynamo again, denouncing it as a "Bot-strosity." The rest of the town's angry citizens agree. In their defense, the girls point to the Professor in the helicopter and tells the Mayor that it's his fault because he made them use it. The Professor, nervous, escapes on his chopper to avoid the angry citizens (and even the mayor and the girls).

As the Narrator says, the day is saved- more like "destroyed" by the girls, (which actually done by Utonium). The Narrator adds that just because the Professor's genius doesn't make him a smart guy (noting his lack of common sense).


When they were done we were shocked!

Me: Professor!

Nico: But wow! That is so cool! You girls piloted a huge Kaiju Size robot? That is amazing!

Blossom: It sure is.

Bunny: Wow!

Bubbles: Yeah that was a cool robot.

Me: I got to see that to believe it. It looks so awesome.

Gulper: I want soda! (In realization) Did my evil self say that already?

Me: Yeah he sure did.

Gulper: Oh.

Nico: But I got plenty of soda.

Gulper: Great!

Nico gave him some.

Me: But Professor we need to have a little chat.

Professor Utonium: About what?

Nico: About forcing the girls to use the Dynamo.

Me: I know you built that robot but you realize now that because of your actions you lead to the city of Townsville to become a flaming mess?

Professor Utonium: What's the point of having the Dynamo if it won't be used? It's basically the same as all our Megazords. And it could've given all the Townsville Villains including Mojo Jojo a run for their money.

Mojo:… you leave me out of this discussion.

Radioactive Man: Is it really that powerful?

Professor Utonium: Oh it sure is. Let me show you the specs on J.D.'s device.

He did so by downloading its specs into it and we saw what it looked like on a hologram. It looked like a robot modeled after the girls. It had Bubbles pigtails and Blossom's bow and Buttercup's fighting prowess.


The Powerpuff Dynamo is a gigantic fighter robot (modeled after the Powerpuff Girls) created by Professor Utonium to help the the Powerpuff Girls fight overwhelmingly powerful enemies that they are unable to defeat on their own. Its power largely exceeds that of the Powerpuff Girls, who control it by piloting from the inside. Due to its extremely destructive power and the girls' disdain for using weapons to fight, it has only been used as a last resort.

The Dynamo's first appearance was in season one of the original Powerpuff Girls series in the episode Uh-Oh, Dynamo, after Professor Utonium suffered a fit of parental fear over the Powerpuff Girl's safety despite their incredible power. Although he slaved away to create the Dynamo, the girls rightfully regarded it as entirely unnecessary, and avoided using it much to Utonium's disappointment. It was not until the Giant Fishballoon appeared and overpowered the girls that Utonium, his patience exhausted, threatened to ground the Girls unless they used the Dynamo. Left with no other options, the girls used the Dynamo to its full effectiveness in battle, defeating the Fishballoon Monster. The victory was not without cost however, as the Dynamo's overpowered weapons ended up doing more damage than the Monster itself, utterly destroying all of Townsville. Outraged, the Mayor ordered that the Dynamo never be used again, with the girls quickly pointing out that it was the Professor who made them use it in the first place, causing a frightened Utonium to make a hasty exit.

With its use outlawed, the Dynamo was never seen again until Live & Let Dynamo, where the Girls discovered it relentlessly attacking Townsville. Knowing the Dynamo required a pilot, the girls mulled over who could have stolen it, considering Mojo Jojo, The Rowdyruff Boys, The Ganggreen Gang, The Amoeba Boys, Fuzzy Lumpkins and HIM. It was eventually discovered the Dynamo was acting on its own accord, as the Mayor, trapped inside the cockpit, had absentmindedly pushed its "Autopilot" button.

It had a massive plethora of weapons too. Lasers, missiles, energy rays, overwhelming strength and even a powerful titanium armor defense system and can curl into a ball for that.


Me: WHOA! That is an amazing robot.

Nico: Wow! Professor that is amazing.

Eli: (Whistles) That is an awesome robot.

Me: That is really amazing.

Camie: I'll say! Boy that robot would also give the giant monsters of the Rangers a run for their money too.

Jason Lee Scott: Wow! No kidding! That is a Powerpuff Megazord.

Blossom: Yep it sure is.

Swift Foot: How is it that it caused so much property damage and the Megazords didn't?!

Me: Lets find out.

I showed what happened during that time through a viewing window.


Opening shot: fade in to a billboard that shows the Talking Dog next to a bag of dog food. Above him are the words "Talking Dog Says…"; a word balloon from his mouth contains Japanese characters. We are in Little Tokyo again. The dog's mouth moves in time with a recording of its voice.)

Talking Dog billboard: It's good. It's good. It's good. It's good.

(The board is blasted by a beam from o.c. Other buildings are blown up next, followed by another billboard. The "fish balloon," as Blossom described it, stomps into view, shaking the camera with each step. It destroys a nearby tower by spitting a beam at it. A crowded section of the highway is stomped, and a swing of the tail knocks the top section off a skyscraper. People scream and run as the monster towers over them in the background.)

(Cut to a rooftop. An old woman stands at the corner, hitting the FB in the back with her purse.)

Old woman: (angrily) Back, you bad old giant fish balloon!

(It turns around, eyes her for a moment, then bites off the entire corner of the roof. Now it laughs over the burning buildings as the crowd in the street screams in fear. Cut to a close-up of the .Mo.'s face and pull back in steps as Blossom addresses the crowd. It towers over the street.)

Blossom: (amplified, from inside robot) ALL RIGHT, TOKYO TOWNSVILLE! ARE YOU READY?!

(The crowd cheers. Turn slowly up from them to the end of the street, where the FB pokes its head into view; it is chewing on part of a building, but stops in surprise and spits this out. It stomps its feet a few times and roars, then leaps into an empty street and strikes a fighting pose. The .Mo. jumps to the other end of the block and assumes its own stance, but in flexing its arms, it smashes a building on either side.)

(The view shifts to inside the control chamber, just behind the girls. The FB is visible through .Mo.'s eyes; it grunts, puzzled, then roars and charges at them. An alarm begins to sound, and the word "ALERT" flashes on a readout. Outside, the shields extend; inside, the girls are caught by surprise.)

Girls: What's going on?!

(The shields lock into place, and the monster finds itself staring at the robot in its curled-up state. It stands there for a moment, puzzled, then grins wickedly and pulls its tail back. It swings for the fences, and the .Mo. is knocked through a string of buildings. It plows through the museum and fetches up against Townsville Hall, destroying that structure as well. In the control chamber, the alarm is still going off, and the girls have been knocked halfway out of their seats. The Professor is again visible on the monitor.)

Buttercup: What the heck happened?!

Blossom: I don't know.

(Close-up of a keypad in front of the monitor, with a control marked "PROTECTIVE SAFETY SWITCH.")

Blossom: (from o.c., groaning) The Professor left the safety on!

(She reaches into view and flips the switch; turn up to the monitor.)

Girls: (Blossom in view, others o.c.) Professor!

Professor: (over radio, shrugging) I was worried.

(In the street, the FB is shaking a building back and forth. The screams of the crowd are heard once again. The .Mo. leaps in to go another round, and the missile launchers begin to open up from every conceivable location: arms, legs, body, hairline, hidden in the pigtails and under the skin. When the sequence is complete, pull back slowly to show the robot studded with dozens of small missiles, as well as a large one ready to fire from each hand. This is the monster-fighting equivalent of being loaded for bear.)

(The eyes of the monster in question go very wide, and it stops shaking the building. Now the missiles begin to fire, roaring toward it and trailing smoke down the street. One building after another is reduced to dust as The .Mo. fires salvo upon salvo and fills the night with exhaust fumes. Finally, the view is lost under a single monstrous explosion, which takes several seconds to clear. When it subsides, the entire area has been totally obliterated—but the FB is still standing and holding the top section of the building it was shaking before the assault began.)

(It looks around itself in surprise, then throws the piece down in anger. The .Mo., meanwhile, stands where it was, all its ammunition spent, and a sheepish grin on its face. The monster roars and inhales deeply, blowing itself up until it looks as if it may burst at any moment. The spikes on its head and back protrude farther from its skin and finally launches in all directions. Several of them ricochet off the .Mo.; cut to the flaming remains of the billboard from the opening shot.)

TD billboard: It's good. It's—

(A spike smashes into it, finally silencing it, and two others take out another board and an office building. More spikes fly in all directions; inside the control chamber, the girls look out through the .Mo.'s eyes, then back toward the camera, shielding their faces. Outside, the robot throws its arms up to protect itself as dozens of spikes bounce off it. One wipes out part of the highway; another smashes into a gasoline refinery, which promptly explodes. The Bagel Boy building is next to go, followed by Le Dunne King Donnet, and Mojo's observatory. The blimp that was seen floating above the stadium—now its sign can be read clearly: "TOWNSVILLE #1"—takes a hit and does a flaming nose-dive into the stands; the screams of the spectators echo through the night.)

(When the barrage ends, the .Mo. uncovers its face and grins wickedly—it has not been so much as scratched. Machinery is heard within, and the pigtails start to rotate. They pick up speed, whirling like propellers, and the hair bow begins to snap like a giant pair of scissors. The robot floats down the street head first; the pigtails, however, cut down the buildings on both sides. People on the ground cheer it on. The .Mo. continues its approach, pigtails whirling and hair bow snapping, and more buildings get chewed up.)

(It finally reaches the FB, which grabs the sign from Malph's Market and shoves it into the hair bow. The blades bend and warp when they close on the pole, and the weapon grinds to a halt. The crowd groans, and the monster laughs. The sound of booing and jeering floats up to it, making it angry. A stream of fire from its mouth turns the boos to screams of panic, and the screen begins to fill with smoke.)

(Cut to the train seen in the opening sequence, speeding along the track. The FB picks it up and swings it around itself like a set of nunchucks, shouting like a Japanese martial artist as it does so. The .Mo. lets off a battle cry and strikes a new pose of its own, and the monster lashes out with the train. The robot dodges the strikes and jumps aside, rolling away and crushing several buildings in the process. It grabs the sign from the Bowling Rink and holds it overhead; zoom in on this.)

(The monster's eyes go wide with shock, and it grunts, frightened to see a sharp object. Cut back to the sign and pull back slowly as the .Mo. brings it down and makes as if to swing it; this shot is repeated three times, pulling a little farther back each time until the robot's entire body is in view. Instead of swinging the sign, though, it picks the star signs off and throws them like shurikens. This action is seen three times, zooming in each time to an extreme close-up of the sign in the .Mo.'s hand.)

(The three stars spins toward the FB, which still stands there; then end up puncturing his lips. He grunts and after a while the stars pop loose, leaving three holes. He bursts with a puff of smoke and soar crazily through the sky. The air whistles loudly as he deflates, and then disappears from sight. Cut to Mount Rushmore, with only one person in front of it now. A shadow grows over Roosevelt's and Lincoln's statue, and after a moment, the deflated FB falls flat on top of those two heads, squeaking out its last bit of air and completely weakened

Sightseer: Hey!

(Back to Little Tokyo. The camera pans slowly across the devastation and stops on the .Mo.. As a 80s-style dance music is heard, the robot goes into a victory dance as if it has just scored a touchdown. It twirls and gyrates, spinning its head through 360 degrees, and ends by pointing at the ground—spiking the football, if it had one.)

(Cut to the Mayor, standing nearby and watching in shock. The Professor lands his chopper on the scene, radio in hand.)

Mayor: Professor!

Professor: Mayor!

(The .Mo.'s head leans into view, causing the Mayor to scream. The top half of the head opens up, revealing the girls in their seats. They have taken off their goggles.)

Mayor: (cheerfully) Oh, my! Powerpuff Girls! Thank you for destroying that evil giant fish balloon…(suddenly angry) BUT YOU ALSO DESTROYED MY BEAUTIFUL CITY! NEVER USE THAT…THAT… BOTSTROSITY AGAIN!

(As he is speaking, the Professor smiles with satisfaction, but when the Mayor erupts in fury over the destruction of Townsville, a very shocked and nervous look comes over the Professor's face as he realizes now and too late the consequences for forcing the Girls to use the .Mo. under the threat of punishment if they continued to refuse to use it at all. As the Mayor finishes, the Professor's expression changes to a look of uneasy dread knowing he's in deep trouble once the Girls confess to what he did.)

Crowd: YEAH!

Blossom: But…but it's the Professor's fault! (The girls point o.c. toward him.) He made us use it!

(With the Girls having passed the buck and revealed the real person responsible for the .Mo destroying Townsville, the Mayor glares furiously at the Professor, who can't find a good excuse for having made one of the worst decisions of his life all because of his paternal instincts getting the better of him.)

Professor: But…but, uh…

Crowd: PROFESSOR!

Professor: Well, um…eh… (He starts up the chopper.) Gotta go!

(He lifts off and makes good his escape before he can be punished for having created Townsville's destroyer in the first place. Behind him, a piece of a building falls apart and explodes, startling the Mayor while the Girls shield their eyes from the glare.)


When it was done we were shocked and amazed. Not only by the destruction and explosive battle from it the first time but by the amount of damage that was dealt.

Me: Whoa! That robot is considered overkill!

Nico: Boy what a mess!

Eli: No kidding!

Me: The amount of firepower the Dynamo carried was intense!

Xenia: No kidding!

Private HIVE: Professor, a soldier gets to choose the weapon they wield! They shouldn't be forced!

Me: I agree with Private HIVE. I know you were doing your best to look out for the girls but the Dynamo was considered a massive amount of overkill. Even though it got the job done it still destroyed everything.

Lola: Yeah.

Professor Utonium: You're right. The mayor outlawed it after that.

Xenia: So we heard.

Me: Yeah. But still it shouldn't be forced onto the girls no matter what.

Masker Mind: At least the Megazords aren't as destructive.

Nico: That's true.

Professor Utonium: That is true.

Blossom Z: But that was amazing seeing all that happen.

Me: Did the professor build a version of Dynamo in your World Blossom?

Blossom Z: He sure did. It's called Dynamo Z.

Qin: WHOA!

Eccentro: Why didn't we think of that one when we fought Him Z?

Bubbles Z: I guess we forgot about it.

Me: No sweat. We had our own megazords to back us up on that. But it was still fun.

Xenia: It sure was.

Princess Cadance: That was still so fun though.

Camie: It sure was.

Lola: Yeah.

Poromon: It sure was.

Varie: At least we never have to see HIM or HIM Z again.

Qin: That's for sure.

May: And later today I'm going to eat the Blowfish monster for dinner.

Me: EW! I don't think he would taste very good.

Slobber Trap: He'll be sent to the Book of Vile Dsrkness. He could make a good recruit.

Nico: I agree with Slobber Trap. He sure would.

Bridgette (Total Drama): I can show you how to make awesome blowfish sushi May. I know all about how to make it right.

Trent (Total Drama): Lindsay made blowfish for me and I ended up getting poisoned by it.

Me: I remember seeing that Trent. You were blue and foaming at the mouth and vomiting all over.

Nico: YUCK!

Qin: YUCK IS RIGHT!

Lola: No kidding!

May: I would like that though Bridgette.

Lindsay: And looking back I should have given that blowfish to Heather.

Xenia: That would have been cool.

Gizmo: Just don't eat the poisonous part.

Bridgette: Don't worry. I made Geoff blowfish sushi and I made it right.

Geoff: Yeah she sure did and it was great.

Nico: Cool.

Me: Bridgette made some for me too and she knew exactly what she was doing.

Nico: Awesome.

Laney: That is cool.

Stacy Bolton: FYI, sharks eat blowfish!

Volcana: We know.

Qin: Yep.

Mrs. Puff: That is interesting. And for me and Mr. Krabs, I eat crabs. As you all know because of the Feral Moon experience.

Sandy Cheeks: Oh yeah! I remember that.

Qin: Yeah that's right.

Lola: But that was cool seeing Neptune's Moon like that.

Xenia: Yep.

Me: Yeah. But still we got a blowfish monster to pop and cook.

Po Kong: I'm hungry for Blowfish now!

Me: You're always hungry Po Kong.

Po Kong: True.

Nico: But where is that little puffer nightmare?

Qin: Yeah.

Blossom: He hides in the lake.

Kevin Levin: Even if he's not giant size, we shouldn't underestimate him

Me: Point taken. He can inflate himself to twice our size.

Nico: Yep. But he is still full of hot air.

Xenia: Yep.

Camie: Yep.

Nico: Lets get ready for him. Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Bunny, you 4 and the professor wait here for him and then we'll jump in.

Blossom: Right.

We went and hid.

(Then a kid waves and laughs. Behind him, an eyeball breaks the surface of the water. He looks back, and it blinks at him a couple of times. Now he screams and cries, terrified of what he just saw. The eye submerges. A patch of water begins to bubble and makes its way past the kid, ignoring as the kid continues his bawling. Camera follows this patch, which swells and resolves itself into an emerging fish creature of some sort. It looms out of the water and plants a foot on the shore. As the water drains away from it, camera turns slowly up from that foot to show it as a sort of mutant blowfish, with seven eyes and spikes all over its head and back.)

(It roars loudly. The adults panic and run, but the children do not seem as terrified. Some of them even point and smile. The Professor screams as well. Close-up of the girls, standing their ground at the shore. Buttercup leans in for a closer look at the o.c. enemy.)

Buttercup: You gotta be kidding!

(Pull back. The monster, standing in front of them, is only about half their height.)

Me: That's him? He's just a puny little guy.

Eli: He's not even half their height.

Nico: But looks are deceiving.

(However, it sucks in a huge breath and begins to swell until it stands at least twice as tall as the Professor.)

Me: Uh oh.

Motor Ed: Now it's bigger! Seriously!

Nico: Entrance time everyone!

We went at it.

Just as the fish monster was about to swat the girls and the professor, the spirits of the predators of fish came and they swirled around it and converged and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off above it and then a phoenix cry was heard and we came out.

Me: Okay fish face! Come get some!

We went at it and bashed and punched and kicked it!

Qin fired waves of fire and blasted it all over!

Lola: Taste this!

WHAM SMASH BIFF KROW!

We were letting that monster have it!

Charmcaster: You're just full of hot air!

Charmcaster fired waves of magic and blasted it all over.

Kevin turned into a big sledgehammer and I grabbed him and smashed him on the creatures foot!

BLANG! CRUNCH!

The creature roared in pain!

Qin: OUCH!

I fired waves of fire and blasted him all over.

Lola: YEAH!

Abis Mal: Like that?!

Nico: How about some more?

BLANG SMASH WHAM BIFF KROW WHOMP!

Nico was punching it all over the place.

Ben: (Turns into Rath) RATH!

He was ready for it!

Rath: LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING BIG BAD FISH BALLOON! YOU WILL NEVER MESS WITH THIS CITY AS LONG AS RATH IS HERE!

Bender: YEAH! BITE HIS BIG FAT SCALY ASS!

Rath punched and pulverized it.

Mevya hopped over to it

Mevya: Take this!

He fired a blast of energy and blasted it.

Qin: Take that!

Poromon: (ECHOING) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!

He fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted the monster!

Me: Take that!

Then Trap Jaw, Beast Man, Unicorn, Killer Shrike, Mummy, Hsi Wu, Shendu, Captain Cold, Loki and Atomic Skull came.

Nico: Trap Jaw, Beast Man, Unicorn, Killer Shrike, Mummy, Hsi Wu, Shendu, Captain Cold, Loki and Atomic Skull.

Atomic Skull: Awesome seeing you all out here.

Me: Yeah about to have an awesome blowfish fish fry.

Trap Jaw: It's a shame we can't see the Dynamo in action.

Beast Man: That might be for the best.

Unicorn: It's too powerful.

Me: And too big and it has incredibly overwhelming power.

Qin: Yeah.

Killer Shrike: (to Nico) We heard you went to a Ribwich planet.

Nico: We sure did.

Mummy: Did you eat any?

Nico: we sure did and Homer and Krusty had a great time on that planet.

Homer: (LAUGHS) We sure did.

Xenia: Yeah that was a really awesome planet.

Then Sinuku came.

Me: Back for another round I see Sinuku.

Sinuku: Yep I sure am.

Me: Cool cool.

Sinuku: You guys are right about the Dynamo being too powerful. The Megazords at least cause less damage.

Me: You're right on that too. Also we'll have to use the Dynamo on a place where there are no buildings present and as a last minute resort.

Nico: Good thinking there.

Sailor Glaren: Glaren is perfect for it.

Qin: I agree there.

Xenia: That works perfectly.

Nico: Yeah. Smart thinking there.

Me: Thanks.

We got the battles underway.


Sydney Burlington, Michelangelo 2003, Dawn, Manaphy, Zoey, Ella, U.A. Marvel, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Bone Chompy and Broccoli Guy VS Trap Jaw, Roulette, Zombie Chicken, Butch and Cassidy, Talking Burrito, and Evil Brownies - Our rescue on a Ribwich Planet. Krusty and Homer loved that one


Trap Jaw was first.

Trap Jaw: (to Sydney) Nico's rescue was on a Ribwich Planet. Krusty and Homer loved that one.

Sydney: They sure did and man was it awesome for them.

Mikey 2003: Boy it sure was! They were really tasty too.

Dawn: Boy I'll say!

Manaphy: We ate 50 Ribwich's and ate them all down.

Zoey: And man they were tasty.

Ella: No kidding. It was so amazing.

U.A. Iron Man: The mascots licked that entire plate clean.

Starlight Glimmer: That was so awesome. Homer and Krusty loved it. Also Homer ate a lot of ribwiches too. He was turned into a Ribhead after eating them.

Cozy Glow: He sure was.

Hex: And man does he love ribwiches.

Trap Jaw: Boy he sure does. Lets do it!

Sydney: ACTIVATE BEAST POWER!

She turned into a green Beast Morpher ranger for the Locust!

Sydney: UNLEASH THE BEAST!

She summoned a Keyblade for Quarry of the Underground City! It was called PRIMAL BEAUTY OF QUARRY!

They fired waves of skulls, blood, bones, magic, stars, lightning and acid and smashed them down.


Nanette Allbright, Ryo, Francine Lorrington, Unikitty, Puppycorn, Azari Firedancer, MHA Heroes, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Chill Bill and Chompy VS Beast Man, Zeru, Tinkerer, Anti Jorgen, Anti Tooth Fairy, and Heat Thing - Us battling Another Dark General Freed, Dark Doriado, Dark Armed Dragon, Darknight Parshath and Paladin of Dark Dragon as well as Another Orichalcos Kyutora, Gigas, Malevolence, Mirror Knights, Shunoros and Divine Serpent Geh as well as Another Swamp Witch and Man Ray! WHEW!


Beast Man was next.

Beast Man: (to Nanette) Nico, Gali's team, Man Ray's team, and the others did good battling Another Dark General Freed, Dark Doriado, Dark Armed Dragon, Darknight Parshath and Paladin of Dark Dragon as well as Another Orichalcos Kyutora, Gigas, Malevolence, Mirror Knights, Shunoros and Divine Serpent Geh as well as Another Swamp Witch and Man Ray! (pants) WHEW, THAT'S A LOT OF ANOTHER MOE MEMBERS!

Nanette: Boy you're telling me! That's amazing! And now Dartz has all of his Orichalcos monsters with him in the M.O.E.

Ryo: Boy that is so amazing and cool!

Francine: It sure is! Now we have all the Dark Counterpart and Orichalcos monsters with the M.O.E.

Unikitty: And the neat part is that the Another Orichalcos monsters were all the gene-slammer of them. And one of Lincoln's fiercest Guardian Angels. Her name is Dana Orichalcum.

Puppycorn: Yeah and she is amazing! She is a powerful and brutal one. She even thrashed Scoots and Flip into dust.

Azari Firedancer: She sure did. She broke every single bone in Scoots' body and thrashed Flip so violently that she reduced most of his organs to mush and he was pooping them out for days.

Beast Man: (GULPS) That is brutal!

Izuku: You're not kidding! Anyone bad that hurts Lincoln that crosses her signs their execution warrant!

Ochaco: Yeah she is that powerful.

Rarity: She sure is darlings and she is someone that is not to be trifled with.

Sweetie Belle: But she is amazing. She destroyed an entire maximum security prison full of irredeemable bad guys. It's how she got the moniker The Dark Angel of The Orichalcos.

Gill Grunt: She is that skilled.

Beast Man: WHOA! That means she is someone who you should never mess around with. Lets do it!

Nanette: ACTIVATE BEAST POWER!

She turned into a Rhinoceros Beetle Beast Morpher Power Ranger!

Nanette: UNLEASH THE BEAST!

She summoned her Keyblade and it was for Thunderlegs! It was called THE LIGHTNING OF THUNDERLEGS!

They fired waves of lightning, water, jewels and ice and smashed them down.


Sheila Castille, Meilin, Selene Long, Nunnally, Nami, Brock, Lupin III, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Eye Five and Eye Scream VS Unicorn, Capricorn Zodiarts, Big Bad Wolf (Super Mario Show), Raven the Split Personality Alicorn, Evil Ninja Storm Rangers, and Stone Head - Lincoln's rescue


Unicorn was next.

Unicorn: (to Sheila) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Saginaw. How was it?

Sheila: It was really amazing. It was an assassination mission for Lincoln and it was to take down Daniel Wyatt.

Unicorn: WHOA! I've heard of him. He and his gang caused a lot of problems.

Sheila: Yep.

Meilin: That's right and they showed no mercy on him.

Selene Long: Yeah no kidding.

Nunnally: That was really awesome to see.

Nami: Boy it sure was. They socked it to him.

Brock: You're not kidding on that one.

Lupin III: Yeah that was really awesome and fun.

Fluttershy: Linky did great on that one.

Tornado Bolt: We're really proud of him too.

Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Oh ja we sure are.

Stealth Elf: It sure was awesome.

Unicorn: That is awesome that Lincoln did all that. Well done to him. Lets do it!

Sheila: ACTIVATE BEAST POWER!

She turned into an orange ranger for the Terrabyte, the hypothetical evolution of the Termite in 200 million years!

Sheila: UNLEASH THE BEAST!

She summoned a keyblade for Shredlegs. It was called THE SPIDER WEBS OF SHREDLEGS!

They fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and energy and smashed them down.


Rice Fitzgerald, Haruko Kamio, Misuzu Kamio, Chan Lee, Sailor Cosmos, Sailor Moon, Eon Kid, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Gulper and Grave Clobber VS Killer Shrike, Lanhua, Sugar Rush Trio, TTG Kitten, Dancing Rats, and Phantom Puppeteer - Meeting Helena Hephaestus, Marlene Connors and Selene Valerious


Killer Shrike was next.

Killer Shrike: (to Rice) I hear you guys met Helena Hephaestus, Marlene Connors and Selene Valerious. What are they like?

Rice: Helena is the daughter of Hephaestus, the god of blacksmithing and crafting and her father is the one where Lisa got her powers from. Also Marlene Connors is the gene-slammer of ALL the Elemental HERO monsters.

Killer Shrike: WHOA! That's like over 200+ monsters!

Rice: It sure is and she has all their powers inside her. And Selene is the gene-slammer of Vampire Hunter and she is a direct descendent of Valerious the Elder and she is a vampire hunter that is trying to kill Dracula.

Killer Shrike: Wow! That is amazing!

Haruko Kamio: We all were amazed to hear about them.

Misuzu Kamio: We sure were and it was something.

Chan Lee: You are not kidding there.

Sailor Cosmos: And their story is really amazing too.

Sailor Moon: It sure is.

Marty: We all were amazed ourselves.

FLASHBACK

Nico: Yep. So, Marlene, what's the story on what you did in slashing off Flip's butt cheeks when his last attempt to kill Lincoln backfired?

Marlene Connors: Oh, now that I hadn't forgotten. One day, Lincoln and I were heading back home after our day in school and after I saved him from Lynn, Chandler, his goons, Pablo, and Anderson and sent them flying into a dumpster. Suddenly, Lincoln caught the stench of an unwashed mutant who hadn't heard of a bath, and Lincoln knew who it was: it was Flip and he came charging right at us to kill Lincoln again, but I got in the way and smashed his face in with one punch, and then, I did the same thing that Emilia did and slashed off his three butt cheeks and shredded his clothes off leaving him in his boxers, and then, I told the town of what that mutant tried to do, and they started chasing after him and his racoon partner, Nacho, as they ran for their lives and got pelted with rotten tomatoes, rotten eggs, stinking fish, and garbage.

Nico: Fucked-up mutant, he just doesn't know when to fucking quit!

Selene Valerious: (Transylvanian Accent) If you thought what Flip did was bad, you should hear of what Lori did was bad. One night, Lincoln and I were out on a date, but then, we got attacked by a vampire but we roughed him up, and we soon found out from that Lori hired him to kill us. Lincoln, in a fit of rage, grabbed the vampire and bit him hard in the neck and sucked out all his blood and his powers and threw him into the sun where he turned to ashes. He called and told the family of what Lori tried to do to us, and she got grounded for eight weeks and she got sent to Aunt Ruth's.

Eli: Making deals with vampires, is there no line the Dark Sides are willing to cross?!

2016 Chester Monroe: Okay, it's bad enough your Dark Sides have crossed a lot of lines in trying to kill Lincoln, but making deals with vampires?! That's like making deals with death!

2016 Harold Monroe: But, it was so fun to see an awesome vampire fight.

2016 Bunnicula: (Speaking in his Language)

Nico: I don't know what you just said, Bunnicula.

2016 Harold Monroe: Oh yeah, Bunnicula said the vampire Selene and Lincoln fought was a rogue vampire from New Orleans whom Lori hired to kill them, and Bunnicula scared him out of there.

Me: Lori, your Dark Side really is one mega Alpha Bitch to do something like that.

Helena Hephaestus: She sure is. Now, for my story, one day, Lincoln, Lana, and I were working on sculpting a statue for Royal Woods' founder and for the day that Royal Woods was founded, but then, we heard a shriek of rage in the air, and we saw who it was heading our way: it was Lola, and that rampaging little monster showed up and tried to kill Lincoln again, and she also wanted to kill Lana and I for always defending him, that was until Lincoln let loose the beast inside him and he viciously attacked that rampaging pageant she-demon with a dangerous ferocity, and we blasted her with energy blasts and they also pounced on and kicked the tar out of her, and Lincoln fired red energy waves from his massive white angel wings and tied that little monster up in a red energy straitjacket, and when he alerted the rest of his family of what Lola tried to do to us, they were really furious, and Lincoln called Luna to drag Lola's butt home where she got grounded for fifteen weeks and she got thrown in a cage.

Laney: We were really furious with Lola that day as well, but we made sure she got her just desserts when Luna came home with her tied up.

Me: Everyone plain hated her guts that day, and it almost got ugly if Lincoln, Varie, and I hadn't held everyone back.

Nico: Wow.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Killer Shrike: GEEZ! Those dark sides are willing to cross any line just to see Lincoln suffer!

Rice: You're not kidding there.

Sunset Shimmer: But at least they are gone forever.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Thank goodness.

Sunburn: NO kidding there.

Killer Shrike: No kidding there! Lets do it!

Rice: ACTIVATE BEAST POWER!

She turned into a red ranger for the crab!

Rice: UNLEASH THE BEAST!

Rice summoned a keyblade for Razorfist! It was called THE SLASH OF RAZORFIST!

They fired waves of fire and smashed them down.


Maxxine Stennson, Mokunai XI, Avian, Burstinatrix, Sparkman, Bubbleman, Zi-O Riders, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Shield Shredder and Swift Foot VS Mummy, Mummy of Anhk-Ha, Komodo Dragons, Tahnok-Kal, Minotaur (Hero 108), and Chameleons (Hero 108) - Nico, Luna and Luke in Loopdeloop Galaxy


Mummy was next.

Mummy: (to Maxxine) Nico, Luna and Luke went to Loopdeloop Galaxy. That one had less enemy fighting and more surfing.

Maxxine: It was more like a really fun and awesome.

Mokunai XI: Yeah no kidding there. They had a lot of fun.

Avian: They sure did and Luna, Nico and Luke really had a great surfing rest.

Burstinatrix: They sure did.

Sparkman: It sure was awesome. And they did a great job too.

Bubbleman: They sure did.

Sougo: I think it's cool too.

Tsukuyomi: We all thought so.

Applejack: Boy they were surfing those waves faster than a cow stampede.

Apple Bloom: They sure were and it was fun.

Flashwing: It sure was.

Mummy: Glad they had fun. Lets do it!

Maxxine: ACTIVATE BEAST POWER!

She turned into a Caracal Orange ranger for Beast Morphers!

Maxxine: UNLEASH THE BEAST!

She summoned a Queen Nail themed Keyblade and it was called THE STING OF QUEEN NAIL! They fired waves of earth, rock, boulders, mud, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.


Kendra Armstrong, Yost Spiderman, Sarah Tinsley, Heather Huffington, Vega Halinora, Camille Dace, Charlie Brown, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Masker Mind and Koichi VS Shendu, Evil Butane Man, Moltor, Lance (Balan Wonderworld), Despair Rantaro Amami, and Starfinger - Us meeting Melody Eucalyptus' parents in Australia and their GARDEN IS AMAZING!


Shendu the Demon Sorcerer of Fire was next.

Shendu: (to Kendra) You guys met Melody Eucalyptus' parents in Australia. Their GARDEN IS AMAZING!

Kendra: Boy it sure is! Melody's parents were given Chlorokinetic powers because of a blood transfusion with plant DNA and it saved them.

Yost Spiderman: Boy that was so awesome.

Sarah Tinsley: It sure was and they grew a garden that was as amazing as 20 Eden's.

Heather Huffington: They sure did and it was amazing.

Vega Halinora: It sure was and we all were amazing too.

Camille Dace: You got that right.

Charlie Brown: Yeah that was so awesome to see.

Pinkie Pie: Their garden was so amazing!

Maud Pie: (monotonously) You are not kidding on that too.

Featherweight: Yeah that was so cool.

Sprocket: It sure was.

Shendu: That is really amazing. Lets do it!

Kendra: ACTIVATE BEAST POWER!

She turned into a blue ranger for the Walrus!

Kendra: UNLEASH THE BEAST!

Kendra summoned her Keyblade and it was called THE STONES OF ARMORSIGHT!

They fired waves of gears, metal, lightning and energy and smashed them down.


Georgina Montgomery, Spyro, Veronica Vaðlaheiðarvegavinnuverkfærageymsluskúrslyklakippuhringurinn, Natalie Kendall, Eleanor Collins, Sophia Presley, Rescue Bots Transformers, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Slobber Trap and Alternate Chrysalis VS Hsi Wu, Fenghuang, Slaughterjack, Barbos, Mandilok, and Moltar (Space Ghost) - Nothing like relaxing at the park


Hsi Wu the Demon Sorcerer of The Sky was next.

Hsi Wu: (to Georgina) Nothing like relaxing at the park. What did you do there?

Georgina: We drank soda, had some of Caroline Reynolds food and even were told about how the girls defeated the Giant Blowfish Monster.

Spyro: Yeah that was a massive blowfish.

Veronica V.: (Icelandic Accent) It was a really awesome one.

Natalie Kendall: Yeah it sure was.

Eleanor Collins: That was a destructive day back then and because of the professor threatening the girls the city was destroyed.

Sophia Presley: We gave him a really nasty talking to.

Heat Wave: Yeah we sure did.

Twilight Sparkle: We even saw Dynamo and she was a really awesome and powerful monobot

Starshine Sparkle: Yeah she was a big kaiju sized robot!

Hsi Wu: That is amazing! Lets do it!

Georgina: ACTIVATE BEAST POWER!

She turned into the Mole Ranger for Beast Morphers!

Georgina: UNLEASH THE BEAST!

She summoned her Keyblade and it was for Stonebiter! It was called STONEBITER'S STRENGTH OF ROCK!

They fired waves of energy and magic and smashed them down.


Qin, Vixen, Theo Martin, Lily Chillman, R.J., Dominic, Motorcity, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Volcana and Torch Man VS Captain Cold, Evil Blizzard Man, Mophead (Sailor Moon), Boba Fett, Praxina, and Mephisto - So the Blowfish monster is back but it's the small one


Captain Cold was next.

Captain Cold: (to Qin) So the Blowfish monster is back. But it's the small one.

Qin: Yeah but this one the Powerpuff Girls beat easily. At least this one is not as big as the one that destroyed most of the city.

Vixen: Yeah no kidding! That monster totally turned the entire city into a flaming mess.

Theo Martin: And the Mayor told the girls never to use Dynamo ever again.

Lily Chillman: Even though it was all because of the Professor that lead to all that destruction.

R.J.: Yeahh no kidding!

Dominic: What he did was not cool.

Mike Chillton: Yeah and that was really explosive.

Rainbow Dash: It sure was. But the citizens were not happy with him.

Scootaloo: They sure were.

Whirlwind: No kidding there.

Captain Cold: You're not kidding. Lets do it!

Qin: ACTIVATE BEAST POWER!

She turned into a Komodo Dragon Beast Morpher!

Qin: UNLEASH THE BEAST!

Qin summoned her own keyblade and it was for Scalebreath. It was called THE KOMODO OF FIREDOOM!

They fired waves of fire, wind, lightning and rainbows and smashed them down.


May, Kwame, Max Cooper, Taylor Earhart, Danny Delgado, Alyssa Enrilé, Time Squad, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Kevin Levin and N VS Loki, Quakemon, Smashstone, Vypeera, Stone Triplets, and Roostafa - The Blowfish will be bashed and pulverized


Loki was next.

Loki: (to May) The Blowfish will be bashed and pulverized. At least it's not bigger than the city this time.

May: That's for sure. And he's also being eaten for dinner!

Kwame: As long as we don't eat the poisonous part of it.

Max Cooper: Yeah that's something no one wants there.

Taylor: Trent ate some blowfish and nearly died because of Billy McLean.

Danny: What happened was horrible.

Alyssa: Yeah he was hurling and he turned blue.

Tuddrussel: That was gross.

Princess Luna: No kidding there. But that will be funny if we made Billy eat blowfish.

Moondust: Uh he had his tongue burned off remember?

Snowdrop: Yeah he can't taste anything.

Gari: But at least he'll be poisoned without him knowing it.

Blackout: That is for sure.

Loki: I agree there. Lets do it!

May: ACTIVATE BEAST POWER!

She turned into an ARCTIC FOX Beast Morpher!

May: UNLEASH THE BEAST!

She summoned a Keyblade for the Blue Rangers! It was called THE BLUE RANGERS FOREVER!

They fired waves of darkness and ice and smashed them down.


Maggie, Kimimarō, Pipsqueaks, Star Swirl the Bearded, Rockhoof, Somnambula, Loud House, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Rose the Huntsgirl and Charmcaster VS Atomic Skull, Evil Skull Man, Mama Cosma, Miner 49er, Ghost of Amos Littlefield, and Snake Demon - At least it's not the big one that destroyed the city of Townsville.


Atomic Skull was next.

Atomic Skull: (to Maggie) Look on the bright side. At least it's not the big Blowfish that destroyed the city of Townsville.

Maggie: That is true.

Atomic Skull: How did the girls defeat the giant blowfish with Dynamo?

Maggie: See the bowling alley sign there?

She pointed to it and he saw it.

Maggie: They hurled the stars on that sign like three shuriken and it hit the blowfish and he deflated like a real balloon.

Kimimarō: That was really genius too.

Seashell: Boy it sure was. That was so awesome.

Glory: I thought that was so awesome.

Peach Fizz: Yeah that was really awesome.

Atomic Skull: WHOA! That big blowfish was only filled with hot air.

Star Swirl: Yeah it sure was.

Rockhoof: (Scottish Accent) Aye it sure was lads.

Somnambula: (Egyptian Accent) But it was a great battle for the girls.

Lincoln: Yeah it sure was! Even though the Mayor forbade them from using Dynamo again that was awesome still.

Lori: It literally was awesome.

Leni: It totes was amazing.

Luna: Rockin dudes.

Princess Celestia: The girls did great piloting it too.

King Solar: They sure did.

Solar Eclipsa: At least it wasn't anything or anyone else. I heard one time the Mayor accidentally caused it to go on a rampage and destroy the city too.

Amber Morning: All because he pushed that red button.

Spotlight: Oops. What an idiot.

Atomic Skull: Oops. Big mistake. Lets do it!

Maggie: ACTIVATE BEAST POWER!

She turned into a black ranger for the Red Winged Blackbird!

Maggie: UNLEASH THE BEAST!

She summoned her Keyblade and it was for the darkness of the night! It was called THE NIGHT FLAMES OF DARKNESS!

They fired waves of darkness and light and smashed them down.


SPD Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Blade Riders, J.D. Knudson, Varie, Camie, Himiko, Karla, Cassidy, Celica, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, Sonata Dusk, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Sinuku.


Sinuku was next.

Sinuku: Boy that battle with the Blowfish monster the first time was massively explosive back then.

Me: Yeah it sure was! It turned the entire city of Townsville into flaming mess!

Varie: Boy no kidding there! That was awesome and action packed.

Camie: It sure was.

Himiko: That was so awesome seeing the battle that took place there.

Karla: Yeah it sure was.

Cassidy: That was massively explosive and awesome seeing Dynamo in action.

Celica: It sure was.

Adagio Dazzle: Boy no kidding. That was still so awesome.

Aria Blaze: It sure was.

Sonata Dusk: Yeah.

Eli: No kidding.

Sinuku: Boy that was awesome! Lets do it!

I teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of The Blowfish Monster, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the symbol of The Powerpuff Girls etched on the 7'5" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels. Once in hand, we will gain a massive power and energy increase.

I teleported back with them.

SPD Rangers: READY! SPD EMERGENCY!

They transformed and they were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SPD!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the SPD Rangers too!

Blade Riders: HENSHIN!

They transformed too!

They were ready!

Me: Lets get it on! First this. SPD MORPHER! JUDGEMENT MODE!

I pressed a button and a flash of light came and a timer started. 15 seconds later the red X lit up.

Me: GUILTY!

SPD Rangers: CANINE CANNON!

Me: Lets get him!

We fired waves of energy and blasted him all over and then we fired an energy blast and it hit him and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

He was locked in a containment card.

I went over and picked it up.

Me: Sinuku you have failed this city!

SPD Rangers: SHUT DOWN!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


We regrouped.

Noah: We don't need the Dynamo to take you down!

Tsukasa: Us alone is enough!

Kamen Ride: Beast Morpher Red!

Kamen Ride: Beast Morpher Blue!

Kamen Ride: Beast Morpher Yellow!

Kamen Ride: Beast Morpher Silver!

Kamen Ride: Beast Morpher Gold!

Tsukasa turned into Beast Morpher Red and Daiki summoned clones of the Beast Morphers.

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! BEAST MORPHER!

The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Beast Morphers!

We went at him and punched, pulverized, bashed and smashed the Blowfish monster all over the place with incredible force.

Olkiex and Wamma blasted and smashed him all over.

Bentley, Murray, Misfire and Pointblank used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Murray and Bentley's powers and Misfire's weapons and Pointblank's weapons and Peacemaker's sonic blaster powers 100-fold.

Bentley and Misfire: TURTLE ION BLAST!

Murray and Pointblank: HIPPO FURY BLAST!

Ruby Rose of Remnant and Deker: RUBY REMNANT BLAST!

Weiss Schnee of Remnant and Abis Mal: WEISS REMNANT BLAST!

Blake Belladonna of Remnant and Nergal: BLAKE REMNANT BLAST!

Yang Xiao Long of Remnant and Motor Ed: YANG REMNANT BLAST!

Jaune Arc of Remnant and Mojo Jojo: JAUNE REMNANT BLAST!

Nora Valkyrie of Remnant and Po Kong: NORA OF REMNANT BLAST!

Pyrrha Nikos of Remnant and Radioactive Man: PYRRHA OF REMNANT BLAST!

Lie Ren of Remnant and Gizmo: LIE OF REMNANT BLAST!

Emerald Sustrai of Remnant and Private HIVE: EMERALD OF REMNANT BLAST!

Dew Gayl of Remnant and Penguin: DEW OF REMNANT BLAST!

Linka Loud Lightning Storm and Eccentro: LIGHTNING MONSTER BLAST!

Rarity, Emerald Shine, Topaz Flare, Crystal Clarity, Radiance, King Epsilon, Frostbyte, Princess Frozen, Manta Stingray, Nova Lisa, Hammer Lad, Sweetie Belle, Pixel Bit, Kerfuffle, Thunder Terror, Button Mash, Pip-Squeak, Sassy Saddles, Sapphire Shores, Saffron Masala, Vinyl Scratch, Soundwave Speaker, Octavia Melody, Melody Song, Jet Set, Upper Crust, Fleur-De-Lis, Fancy Pants, Roseluck, Lily Valley, Daisy, Coco Pommel, March Gustysnows, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Ocellus the Changeling, Water Skylanders and Geronimo Jr.: JEWEL STORM OF GENEROSITY!

They fired waves of energy and elements.

Powerpuff Girls, Rarity, Nico and me: POWERPUFF FURY BLAST!

We fired waves of energy and elements.

Lincoln: FISH PREDATOR ELEMENT STYLE: SHARK!

Entrapta: FISH PREDATOR LIGHTNING STYLE: BARRACUDA!

Perfuma: FISH PREDATOR NATURE STYLE: WHALE!

Frosta: FISH PREDATOR ICE STYLE: SEALS!

Jessica Shannon: FISH PREDATOR STING STYLE: SEA LIONS!

Peni Parker: FISH PREDATOR WEB STYLE: BEARS!

They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said predators.

Lincoln and his harem: FISH PREDATOR FINAL SMASH: FISH PREDATOR MAYHEM!

They summoned predators of fish to attack the giant blowfish!

We fired massive black energy blasts which hit the small Blowfish Monster, and he was fried.

Hsi Wu: Is it dead?

Shendu poked it. There was no response.

Shendu: Yep. It's dead.

Captain Cold: Now, we have it for a meal.

Loki: Make sure to avoid the poisonous parts.

Atomic Skull: Those will be for me.

Nico: Just as long as there are destroyed.

Qin: Yep.

Me: We're almost done though.

And then Bridgette turned his body into sushi. Then, his spirit appeared, and 2016 Bunnicula scared him by making his red eyes disappear, and then, green tentacles appeared from his mouth, eyes, and the back of his head, and it scared the small Blowfish Monster so bad, he got sent to The Book of Vile Darkness for good.

Me: That'll teach you, you little pipsqueak!

Lincoln: That little monster's no longer going to cause any trouble for Townsville nor for anyone ever again.

Nico: You got that right, and man, that Bunnicula sure knows how to scare someone.

Mina Monroe: Yep, that's my little vampire bunny alright.

Mina hugged Bunnicula.

Nico: Alright, awesome job, gang, we're rid of The Blowfish Monster.

Me: And he is in the M.O.E.

Lincoln: Now, there's only one last thing to do, and one last loose end to tie up: Carla Gobara of the Ghostrick Destroyers.

?: YOU FILTHY GHOSTRICK SCUM! YOU SHALL ALL BE DESTROYED IN THE NAME OF GOD!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large search pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the ten coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the ten large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Aisha Arian: (Arabic Accent) (Growls) I should've known there was no mistaking that voice from anywhere. Get out here right now, Carla Gobara, before things get really ugly!

A girl with black hair, red hairband, red eyes, and dressed in a black coat, white bridal gloves, white shirt, necklace with red gem pendant, black pants, and black knee-high boots with butterfly buckles came out, and it was none other than Carla Gobara, religious zealot and fanatical so-called vampire hunter of The Ghostrick Destroyers who was exposed as a murderous demon and heretic, and one of the twenty-two human-despising vampires from Transylvania.

Aisha Arian: (Arabic Accent) Carla Gobara, I should've known you'd show up here! Lincoln warned you all to never to show your faces again after he kicked you all out of Royal Woods seven years ago.

Carla Gobara: We will never stop, all of you shall be destroyed in the name of God!

Me: You really are a delusional religious fanatic!

Nico: And an infinite-times fucked up one for that matter!

Lincoln: I did say they were absolutely insane and driven only by religious delusions, and for that, I blame their parents for that one. But, the jig's up, Carla, Ophelia already exposed her true self, and that's being one of the twenty-two human-despising vampires from Transylvania.

Aisha Arian: (Arabic Accent) Indeed, and it's high-time we bring this delusional vampire down for good.

Suddenly, Aisha Arian's red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by a black and red energy aura with stars, darkness, light, shadows, ghouls, and angels, she unholstered her massive Ghostrick Ghoul's Arabic Ghoul Darkness Archangel Greatsword of Arabic Darkness Ghoul Angel Justice from her back, and as she approached Carla Gobara, she left black and red energy, stars, darkness, light, shadows, ghouls, and angels with every step.

Aisha Arian: (Arabic Accent) I can already see that time hasn't changed you, you're still the same religious fanatic and zealous so-called vampire hunter who was exposed as a murderous demon and heretic seven years ago along with being one of the twenty-two human-despising vampires from Transylvania. We thought we wouldn't have to deal with you ever again after Lincoln chased you all out of Royal Woods, but as always, you refused to learn your lesson, and you had the nerve to come back after you were explicitly warned. You now have nowhere to run to, Carla Gobara, and now, you shall pay the price for your misdeeds with your own blood.

Suddenly, Aisha Arian was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and red energy with stars, light, darkness, and shadows surrounding the vortex, there are ghouls, angels, and Ghostrick Ghoul flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix with blood red eyes glaring at Carla Gobara: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Aisha Arian emerged, but she was changed forever.

ARABIAN MUSIC PLAYS

Aisha Arian grew from 6'5" to 7'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her long black hair, she has neon red eyes and a black and red energy aura with stars, darkness, light, shadows, ghouls, and angels surrounding her, she has the Dark Kanji in the hands of Ghostrick Ghoul emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has on ghoul earrings with blood red gems for eyes and holding the Light, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Ghostrick Ghoul with blood red gems for eyes and holding the Light, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in his hands on the bottom of her blood red ghoul-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with blood red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and blood red gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Aisha Arian has on a sleeveless black crop top, black skirt, black pants, black knee-high boots with butterfly buckles, black fingerless gloves, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, darkness, light, shadows, ghouls, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Ghostrick Ghoul and a ghoul surrounded by stars, light, and darkness. Suddenly, Aisha Arian felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive black angel wings with red tips on the large black feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long black wolf tails with blood red tips and blood red markings, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with blood red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.

Suddenly, Aisha Arian's massive Ghostrick Ghoul's Arabic Ghoul Darkness Archangel Greatsword of Arabic Darkness Ghoul Angel Justice and all the other greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and red energy, stars, darkness, light, shadows, ghouls, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Aisha Arian's Ghostrick Ghoul Arabic Darkness Archangel Greatsword of Arabic Darkness Ghoul Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded blood red gems and Ghostrick Ghoul etched on the 7'4" massive, wide, double-edged black blade, large ghoul heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with large blood red gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large ghoul heads and below the ghoul heads is a large white angel head with red gems for eyes and a red gem in its mouth for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with blood red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left large gold cuff Bracer, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Ghostrick Ghoul's heads with red gems for eyes and a large red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a blood red kanji below Ghostrick Ghoul and the ghoul that said, "Aisha Arian, Gene-Slammer of Ghostrick Ghoul, Arabia's Legendary Ghoul, Friend of Ursula Truaigheaingeal, Powerful Member of The Ghostrick Gene-Slammers, Powerful Master of Darkness and Light, Friend of Many, Master of Darkness, The Dark Arts, Necromancy, Satanic Black Magic, The Undead, and Blood Magic, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher of Pablo and Anderson, Archenemy of Eclipse Aquarius, Destroyer of Carla Gobara of The Ghostrick Destroyers, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Light, Ghouls, and Angels"

アイシャ・アリアン、ゴーストリック・グールのジーン・スラマー、アラビアの伝説的なグール、ウルスラ・トルアイグハインニールの友人、ゴーストリック・ジーン・スラマーズの強力なメンバー、闇と光の強力なマスター、多くの友人、闇のマスター、闇の芸術、ネクロマンシー、悪魔のような黒魔術、アンデッド、そしてブラッドマジック、愛する守護天使とリンカーン・ラウドの将来の妻、パブロとアンダーソンの破砕者、エクリプス・アクエリアスの宿敵、ゴーストリック・デストロイヤーズのカーラ・ゴバラの破壊者、破壊者であり悪の破壊者、狂った、殺人者、無慈悲でサディスティックなろくでなし、素晴らしく強力な教師の素晴らしく強力な生徒、そして闇、光、グール、天使のマスター

Aisha Arian has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-GHOSTRICK GHOUL-GHOUL-HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA ARABIAN GHOUL DARKNESS LIGHT GHOSTRICK GHOUL ANGEL OF DIVINE ARABIAN DARKNESS LIGHT GHOUL ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE ARABIAN DARKNESS LIGHT GHOUL ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Aisha Arian's Super Angel-Ghostrick Ghoul-Ghoul-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Carla Gobara saw it, she fell into an even more darker and more insane rage and ran at Aisha Arian with a knife to stab her in the heart and kill her, but Aisha Arian fired a powerful barrage of black and red energy blasts, stars, darkness, light, ghouls, and angels at the insane vampire hunter and delusional vampire and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her, and this really pissed her off.

Me: Whoa!

Nico: Oh man, Aisha's transformed, and now, there's nowhere for that delusional vampire to hide.

Lincoln: No villain's ever been safe, not even from The Ghoul of Royal Woods, and now, Carla's going to pay the price for her crimes.

Aisha Arian: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Arabian Darkness Light Arabian Ghoul Angel Ghostrick Ghoul Angel and Divine Arabian Darkness Light Arabian Ghoul Angel Ghostrick Ghoul Angel Love) (Arabic Accent) And pay, she will. Now, let's rip her to shreds, Linky.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Aisha Arian.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I warned you of the consequences should you and the rest of The Ghostrick Destroyers dare to show up again, Carla Gobara, now it's time we put you down for good!

Aisha Arian and Lincoln went after Carla Gobara, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and red energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Carla Gobara and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.

Then, they attacked her with their massive greatswords leaving scars on her, and Lincoln left many more with his claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Aisha Arian also attacked her with punches, kicks, and karate chops, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving Carla Gobara mad.

Carla Gobara: You...YOU! (Red Eyes turning Blood Red with slit pupils and vampire fangs grew) I WILL KILL YOU!

Carla Gobara's vampiric nature came out, and now, she was out for blood. Carla Gobara ran at Lincoln and Aisha Arian, and she tried to attack them, but they dodge her attacks, and then, Lincoln drove his massive greatsword into Carla Gobara's stomach, and he began sucking out her vast dark powers, immense strength, and vampiric abilities, and he made them his own. Then, he removed his massive greatsword from her stomach.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, for the grand finale.

Lincoln put Carla Gobara in a brutal bearhug, so she couldn't escape, and then, he began absorbing her into his body as her body was being broken down by the acid released by Lincoln's acidic cells and absorbed into his body, and then, he drained Carla Gobara's life energy as we then saw his rainbow energy fire aura and protective rainbow aura with mythological animals and elemental forces flare up and he was gaining a massive power boost. Then, as soon as he was done absorbing Carla Gobara into his body and then draining her soul of her life energy, an energy card with Carla Gobara's drained soul appeared in his left hand. We cheered wildly for what Aisha Arian and Lincoln did as they holstered their weapons and powered down, and Aisha Arian's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long black wolf tails, and massive black angel wings are permanent.

Aisha Arian: (Arabic Accent) That's one down and eighteen of these monsters to go, and we're now pissing them off greatly. Thank you for helping us get rid of that religious fanatic and zealous heretical vampire, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Aisha.

Suddenly, Aisha Arian wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Aisha Arian's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and Ghostrick Ghoul flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and the ghouls rising from the desert behind them with Arabic Music playing behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Aisha Arian absorbed the elemental forces and they came back to us as the display vanished.

Nico: Whoa, oh man, now that's what I call a truly frightening fight, Lincoln, Aisha, you showed that showed that vampire no mercy whatsoever, and sent her to her death.

Lincoln: She didn't deserve any mercy, I warned them never to show their faces again, but those fools never learn.

Me: And you used The Pillar Men's absorption on her, nice one.

Lincoln: And after I absorbed her body, I drained her soul of all its' life energy, now for the second part of her punishment.

Lincoln sent the soul of Carla Gobara in a cage and he put the curse on her that gave her back her life energy, but once that happened, suction tubes came out and were attached onto her, and then, the suction tubes activated, and Carla Gobara's life energy was being sucked out of her again: she was condemned to that punishment until all of The Ghostrick Destroyers are killed, and it flowed into Lincoln and The Michigan Supernatural Defense Force as they gained a massive power boost.

Nico: (Snickers) That Room of Tortured Souls is definitely a top-notch prison for some of Michigan's most dangerous thugs and criminals.

Lincoln: And the curse I put on them has continued to work for seven years, that way, they can suffer for all eternity of regaining their life energy only to have it drained out of them again and flowing into us. But, if any of them get a little out of hand, I put in a counter curse, should any of them get a little out of hand or try to escape, the counter curse will activate and the life energy they regain from the curse will not only be drained out of them forever, but they'll be sent to The Black Gates forever with help from our stone gargoyles and stone vampire bats perched outside the castle.

Ravenna Amaranth: And Lincoln also put up a new curse: once all the members of The Ghostrick Destroyers are destroyed and sent to The Prison of Tortured Souls and all their life energy has been drained, they will be sent to The Black Gates forever.

Me: Cool!

Nico: So, you'll keep them imprisoned inside the castle's prison until that day comes, nice one. So, Lincoln, which of the daughters of The Gods and Goddesses are we meeting tomorrow?

Lincoln: I've already got a good one for tomorrow, her name is Beverly Bacchus, Daughter of Bacchus, Roman God of God of Wine-Making, Orchards and Fruit, Vegetation, Fertility, Festivity, Insanity, Ritual Madness, Religious Ecstasy, and Theatre, she's my Guardian Angel from Rome, and like her father, she's a Goddess of Wine-Making, Orchards and Fruit, Vegetation, Fertility, Festivity, Insanity, Ritual Madness, Religious Ecstasy, and Theatre, and she has all her father's powers, she's immortal, and she's also extremely beautiful and sexy.

Me: Whoa, the Roman equivalent of Dionysus, and the same deity that your dad got his powers from.

Lincoln: Exactly, J.D.

Selene Emperyous: When she and Lincoln met, there was indeed quite the attraction that turned into true love and she swore to protect him from those who sought to do him harm, and her targets were none other than Flip, Lewis Travolta, Scoots, Hawk, Hank, Pablo, Anderson, Chandler, Artie, Trent, and Killjoy Huggins, his enemies, and she also swore to protect him from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, she's really good friends with Lynn Sr., and Beverly and Lincoln helped Lynn Sr. in the restaurant, and Beverly even helped in teaching Lincoln and his dad everything she knows about using the powers of wine, since she knew Lynn Sr. got his powers from her father, and she had a lot to teach him, and she, like Diana Dionysus, even knew how to make a potent and powerful wine to make criminals so drunk, they confess and blab out their crimes to the public. Lincoln made Beverly a beautiful necklace with green gem for the pendant, along with a white short-sleeved blouse, green sleeveless top, long ankle-length white dress skirt, and white bridal gloves, and to show thanks, Beverly kissed Lincoln on the lips as wine fountains had erupted behind them, and it was truly beautiful, and she really hates Flip with a bloody passion, because he absolutely hated Beverly for always defending Lincoln whenever he along with Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan along with the rest of Lincoln's enemies who plotted to kill him.

Michelle Emperyous: And Selene Arcangela told Beverly everything about what that mutant has done, and one time when Lincoln, Beverly, and Lynn Sr. were at the restaurant, that mutant showed up after he broke out again and tried to kill Lincoln along with Lynn Sr. and Beverly as revenge for ruining his scams, that was until Lincoln let loose the beast inside him and he viciously attacked that hairy mutant cheapskate with a dangerous ferocity, and he, Beverly, and Lynn Sr. blasted him with energy blasts and they pounced on and kicked the tar out of him, and she fired a blast of her special wine that made Flip so drunk, he confessed to why he broke out and he passed out, and Lincoln fired red energy waves from his massive white angel wings and tied that jerk up in a red energy straitjacket, and when he alerted the rest of his family of what Flip tried to do to him, Beverly, and Lynn Sr., they were really furious, and Lincoln called the cops and they picked up Flip and took him back to jail.

Nico: Dumbass mutant.

Lincoln: Yeah, oh, and I've also got a Skylanders Gene-Slammer we're also going to want to meet tomorrow, her name is Catherine Augustine, Gene-Slammer of Kaos.

Crash Bandicoot: The Master of The Ten Skylanders Elements, we haven't seen her in seven years, and you guys are going to love meeting her, Catherine Augustine is Lincoln's Guardian Angel and Master of All Skylanders Magic and All The Powers of The Skylanders Elements, and she's among the first humans who were actually born in The Skylands and grew up there under the guidance of Master Eon and the Skylanders. As she grew, she discovered she's a master of all Skylanders Magic and all the powers of the Skylanders Elements, and she trained a lot under the tutelage of Master Eon and the Skylanders and she proved to be quite the master of all the elements.

Me: Just like Cassandra Kaos, awesome.

Crash Bandicoot: Yep, and like the other Skylanders Gene-Slammers, Catherine left The Skylands and moved to Royal Woods, Michigan, and this is way before Kaos, The Dark Portal Master, had launched his hostile takeover of The Skylands. Catherine really hated that world-conquering warlord, and when Marie MacDougal formed and became the leader of The Skylanders Liberation Coalition formed for the one purpose: to free The Skylands and make Kaos pay for all his crimes against Skylands and against all The Skylanders, Catherine joined the coalition. After we freed The Skylands from Kaos and The Skylands merged with our world, The Skylanders Liberation Coalition had become part of The Earth-Skylands Federation. Plus, we also saw that she fell in love with Lincoln when they first met, and she really trained him intensely on how to use the elements of Fire, Earth, Air, Tech, Life, Water, Light, Dark, and Undead, and she also had the additional help from the Skylanders and Master Eon, who really helped Lincoln in advancing his training in mastering the Skylanders Elements, and over time, he really proved to be a master and at the same level as her.

Spyro: He became a master of all ten Elements in that amount of time, it was amazing.

Crash Bandicoot: And although she hates Kaos with a blazing passion for all his crimes against Skylands, there's one person Catherine hates with a passion ever since she came to Royal Woods: and that person is Lori, and like Marie MacDougal, Catherine has more than once used her skills in all the Skylanders Elements to put Lori in her place and cause elemental mayhem on that bossy, out-of-control, immature control freak witch, and she even told her off saying that Lori's a bossy demonic control freak, that she's as cuddly as a gargoyle, and even worse, Catherine also said that Lori has the fashion sense of a druid! That really set Lori off, and before she could kill her, Lincoln saved her by firing ten blasts of Fire, Earth, Air, Tech, Life, Water, Life, Dark, and Undead at Lori which knocked her down and she was put in a cage of bones, and Catherine went over to Lincoln and they kissed on the lips and right in front of Lori, who was really left seething with rage and wanting revenge, but Lori got busted by her parents who saw what she tried to do and she also got grounded big time.

Nico: Sheesh, Lori was really out for blood that day.

Crash Bandicoot: She should know better: piss off one of Lincoln's Guardian Angels and she was in for big trouble.

Lincoln: Yep, and for tomorrow, we'll be facing off against Alice Gaspare, you know what that means, Winter?

Winter Icyin: (British Accent) We'll turn her undead heart into ice and shatter it into a million pieces for what she tried to do to us seven years ago.

Nico: We've seen your icy wrath unleashed more than once, Winter, and now, we're about to see it head-on against another member of The Ghostrick Destroyers.

May was eating the blowfish sushi made by Bridgette.

May: (Eating) Mmm! Delicious.

Nico: Wow that must be awesome.

May: It sure is. Great job Bridgette.

Bridgette: Thanks May.

Nico: But we are rid of that blowfish.

Lola: Yep.

Nico: Great job today everyone and May got an awesome meal out of it.

Blossom: She sure did.

Rarity: Indeed she did darlings. (To the viewers) Hope you liked this one darlings. Just remember to avoid the poisonous parts when eating blowfish.

Nico: That is for sure.

We later went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome fanfiction down.

This was a great one and it was for where we battled the Blowfish monster. That episode of The Powerpuff Girls Uh Oh Dynamo was explosive and awesome. It aired on May 26th, 1999 and it was awesome.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.

For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily, along with Leap Frog, Glue Man, Nosferata, Vanessa, Smitty and Evil Gulper as well as Lightning Dust, Mika Kozuru, Hillary Jennings, Android 17, Footmon And Melon Mint And we're going to Australia and we're going to have Nico go on a date with Sheila The Shark Arthur and we're also going to battle Another Balrog (LOTR), Balrog (Street Fighter), The Witch King of Angmar, Universe 666 Sauron, Sarumon, The Shadow Riders - Kagemaru, Nightshroud, Camula, Evil Tania, The Dark Scorpion Burglers, Abidos III, Titan and Amnael, Indigo Dark, Black Rainbow, Midnight Glimmer, Midnight Sparkle, Sunset Flame, Crazy Gem, Creepy Apple, Fluttermad, Pinkie Dark, Moon Slayer, Glue Man and Leap Frog. Also we'll meet a gene-slammer for a Barracuda and that one is a king crab fisherman named Admiral Natalie Troy and she is a really awesome crab fisherman. Also we're going to meet a Komala gene-slammer named Abigail Rose and she is from Australia and she is an awesome explorer that Nico knows.

The next match-up scene for the saga is Winter Icyin, Gene-Slammer of Ghostrick Jackfrost and Lincoln VS. Alice Gaspare

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, we're in for one explosive adventure: Lincoln and his group are heading to an alternate version of The Skylands: it's a world where Kaos has unleashed destruction and untold chaos, and it's war on a massive scale that was unheard of. And it's going to get really ugly because when Crash Bandicoot sees Alternate Master Eon get mortally wounded by Alternate Kaos and right in front of his eyes and in front of us, Crash Bandicoot is going to enter into a blood oath with Alternate Master Eon and solemnly swear to protect both the Skylands and The Skylanders along with the entire universe and realms from the forces of darkness, and then, HE'S GOING TO ABSOLUTELY LOSE IT BIG TIME AND HE'S GOING TO EXPLODE WITH SUCH UNIMAGINABLE FURY AND UNIMAGINABLE ANGER EVEN WORSE THAN WHEN HE EXPLODED A YEAR AGO WHEN MALEFOR SHOWED UP TO TAKE REVENGE DURING THE RIDONCULOUS RACE OF 2022, AND HE'S GOING TO TRANSFORM AND UNLEASH THE FULL EXTENT OF THE TEN ELEMENTS OF THE SKYLANDS UPON HIM AND MAKE HIM PAY FOR HIS TRANSGRESSIONS AGAINST THE SKYLANDS AND THE SKYLANDERS IN BLOOD! And we're going to meet the first of The Daughters of The Roman Gods and Goddesses, her name is Beverly Bacchus, Daughter of Bacchus, Roman God of God of Wine-Making, Orchards and Fruit, Vegetation, Fertility, Festivity, Insanity, Ritual Madness, Religious Ecstasy, and Theatre, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Rome, and like her father, she's a Goddess of Wine-Making, Orchards and Fruit, Vegetation, Fertility, Festivity, Insanity, Ritual Madness, Religious Ecstasy, and Theatre, and she has all her father's powers, she's immortal, and she's also extremely beautiful and sexy. When she and Lincoln met, there was indeed quite the attraction that turned into true love and she swore to protect him from those who sought to do him harm, and her targets were none other than Flip, Lewis Travolta, Scoots, Hawk, Hank, Pablo, Anderson, Chandler, Artie, Trent, and Killjoy Huggins, his enemies, and she also swore to protect him from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, she's really good friends with Lynn Sr., and Beverly and Lincoln helped Lynn Sr. in the restaurant, and Beverly even helped in teaching Lincoln and his dad everything she knows about using the powers of wine, since she knew Lynn Sr. got his powers from her father, and she had a lot to teach him, and she, like Diana Dionysus, even knew how to make a potent and powerful wine to make criminals so drunk, they confess and blab out their crimes to the public. Lincoln made Beverly a beautiful necklace with green gem for the pendant, along with a white short-sleeved blouse, green sleeveless top, long ankle-length white dress skirt, and white bridal gloves, and to show thanks, Beverly kissed Lincoln on the lips as wine fountains had erupted behind them, and it was truly beautiful, and she really hates Flip with a bloody passion, because he absolutely hated Beverly for always defending Lincoln whenever he along with Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan along with the rest of Lincoln's enemies who plotted to kill him, and Selene Arcangela told Beverly everything about what that mutant has done, and one time when Lincoln, Beverly, and Lynn Sr. were at the restaurant, that mutant showed up after he broke out again and tried to kill Lincoln along with Lynn Sr. and Beverly as revenge for ruining his scams, that was until Lincoln let loose the beast inside him and he viciously attacked that hairy mutant cheapskate with a dangerous ferocity, and he, Beverly, and Lynn Sr. blasted him with energy blasts and they pounced on and kicked the tar out of him, and she fired a blast of her special wine that made Flip so drunk, he confessed to why he broke out and he passed out, and Lincoln fired red energy waves from his massive white angel wings and tied that jerk up in a red energy straitjacket, and when he alerted the rest of his family of what Flip tried to do to him, Beverly, and Lynn Sr., they were really furious, and Lincoln called the cops and they picked up Flip and took him back to jail.

And we're also going to meet another Skylanders Gene-Slammer for Lincoln's side, her name is Catherine Augustine, Gene-Slammer of Kaos, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and Master of All Skylanders Magic and All The Powers of The Skylanders Elements, and she's among the first humans who were actually born in The Skylands and grew up there under the guidance of Master Eon and the Skylanders. As she grew, she discovered she's a master of all Skylanders Magic and all the powers of the Skylanders Elements, and she trained a lot under the tutelage of Master Eon and the Skylanders and she proved to be quite the master of all the elements. She left The Skylands and moved to Royal Woods, Michigan, and this is way before Kaos, The Dark Portal Master, had launched his hostile takeover of The Skylands. Catherine really hated that world-conquering warlord, and when Marie MacDougal formed and became the leader of The Skylanders Liberation Coalition for the one purpose to free The Skylands and make Kaos pay for all his crimes against Skylands and The Skylanders, Catherine joined the coalition. After we freed The Skylands from Kaos and The Skylands merged with our world, The Skylanders Liberation Coalition had become part of The Earth-Skylands Federation. Plus, we also saw she fell in love with Lincoln when they first met, and she really trained him intensely on how to use the elements of Fire, Earth, Air, Tech, Life, Water, Light, Dark, and Undead, and she also had the additional help from the Skylanders and Master Eon, who really helped Lincoln in advancing his training in mastering the Skylanders Elements, and over time, he really proved to be a master and at the same level as Catherine Augustine. Though she hates Kaos with a blazing passion for all his crimes against Skylands, there's one person Catherine hates with a passion ever since she came to Royal Woods: and that person is Lori, and like Marie MacDougal, Catherine has more than once used her skills in all the Skylanders Elements to put Lori in her place and cause elemental mayhem on that bossy, out-of-control, immature control freak witch, and she even told her off saying that Lori's a bossy demonic control freak, that she's as cuddly as a gargoyle, and even worse, Catherine also said that Lori has the fashion sense of a druid! That really set Lori off, and right before she could kill her, Lincoln saved her by firing ten blasts of Fire, Earth, Air, Tech, Life, Water, Life, Dark, and Undead at Lori which knocked her down and she was put in a cage of bones, and Catherine went over to Lincoln and they kissed on the lips and right in front of Lori, who was really left seething with rage and wanting revenge, but Lori got busted by her parents who saw what she tried to do and she also got grounded big time.

Get ready for an adventure that goes from color to black and white as we try and stop Mr. Mime, who is also Rainbow The Clown who lost his colors because he got splashed by bleach and we're going to stop him and restore his color after separating him from Mr. Mime.

See you next time.