The Mascots and The Case of The Sex Slave Fiasco


In the simulator, Flying through the skies of the Digital World was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily, along with Rich Texan, Golden Gutt, Lego Thanos, Daffy Duck the Screwball, Ilioukhine and Chicken from Outer Space and also Becky, Clyde, Peridot, Ruby, Sapphire and Bismuth and we were flying to the Digimon Emperor's base. Nico has a score to settle with him and also Layla Chimera is going to tear that monster apart. But also Applejack wants to get some shots in on him.

Me: This is gonna be good.

Nico: Yeah! I can't wait to bring that merciless tyrant to his knees.

Xenia: Yeah after everything he did he had this coming.

Lola: He sure did.

Nico: Yep.

Becky: This is gonna be so fun and cool.

Qin: You got that right. I can't wait to unleash the fury of the power of over 1,400 Digimon on him.

Nico: Me too.

Camie: This is gonna be awesome.

Clyde: You got that right.

Nico: Becky, I want to thank you, Rich Texan, and your teams for coming.

Becky: It's no problem Nico. This will be so fun and cool.

Eli: It'll be awesome.

Clyde: Boy it sure will!

Nico: Clyde, how exactly did you and Lincoln first meet?

Me: That's right I was wondering the exact same thing.

Clyde: We met 5 years before J.D. moved to Michigan and it was when Lincoln was chasing after Lynn, who was separated from their mother. During the chase, Lynn passed by me, and Lincoln ended up crashing into him, giving me a nosebleed.

Me: Oops. Ouch.

Eli: That must've hurt!

Nico: Yeah. But that is cool that you two have known each other for that long.

Me: That was right around the time you guys were in Kindergarten.

Lincoln: Yep. And we were best friends ever since.

Lola: That is so cool.

Varie: It sure is.

Nico: You'll always be Lincoln's best friend, Clyde. Never forget that.

Clyde: I never will. And it's always fun.

Lincoln: That's my brother.

We laughed!

Applejack: (LAUGHS) That is for sure.

Lola: Yeah. Can you believe that Clyde had a crush on Lori before?

Clyde: Yeah but it was just a crush.

Nico: (LAUGHS) I felt the same way years ago with someone else that was older than me. My teacher in school.

Me: (LAUGHS) That is quite common amongst students. It happened to me too.

Lincoln: Really? Me too?

Me: Right! I remember that.

Nico: Really?

Me: Yeah it was back when Lincoln was having trouble in school because of a substitute teacher Ms. DiMartino.

Nico: Oh man.

Me: Yeah. Yesterday's mission was so fun and cool though.

Qin: It sure was.

Camie: Yep.

Nico: So how's the little Genesect?

Eli: Doing really awesome. Zoe and the little Genesect are awesome friends and partners.

Lola: That is cool.

Lana: I agree there too.

Qin: Yeah.

May: It sure was awesome seeing Pokemon like that.

Camie: It sure was.

Nico: I don't blame the Genesect for being angry.

Me: Me neither. I would feel the same way if someone stole my home.

Xenia: Me too.

Lola: Yeah. That would be awful.

Eli: I would feel the same way too.

Varie: Yeah.

We all agreed.

Lily: Yeah what happened to them was awful even though it was a misunderstanding.

Lola: Yeah.

Nico: Hopefully, they'll be peaceful now.

Me: Yeah.

Qin: I know they will.

Nico: Yep.

We then saw the Digimon Emperor's flying base.

Me: Target Sighted at 12:00.

Nico: Never forget that horrible base.

Layla Chimera: I will always hate that atrocity he built!

Xenia: No kidding there.

Lincoln: This is going to be so awesome, Applejack, not only are we getting another shot at killing The Digimon Emperor, but I sensed it: just like Twilight, you're going to transform into your most powerful and ultimate transformation, just like when J.D. and I ascended.

Applejack: That's right, Linky, this is going to be so awesome! Plus, I want to make sure that monster pays for what he's done.

Nico: And that we will. I've had about enough of that fucked-up rotten bastard to last an eternity!

Me: Same here.

Layla Chimera: Me too, even though it's a Simulator version of him, it won't change the fact that he's still going to die here and now.

Lincoln: Right. (Senses for The Digimon Emperor) I see that little bastard, he's in his control room. Let's give him a nasty little surprise, but first, I should take care of his guards.

Me: I don't sense any guards. But he is definitely enraged. Lets give him a nasty surprise.

I fired waves of energy and blasted the control spires he made into oblivion.

Nico: Nice one.

Me: Yeah!

Nico: This is it guys we're going in.

We went at the base.

Digimon Emperor: (GROWLS) Those Digi-Destined are ruining everything, I swear I will destroy every last one of them if it's the last thing I ever do!

?: YOU'RE NOT GETTING THAT CHANCE EVER AGAIN FOR THAT MATTER, YOU HEARTLESS POWER-CRAZED ASSHOLE!

Suddenly, the spirits of 1,400 plus Digimon appeared out of nowhere as they flew around the throne room and they fire blasts of energy at the Digimon Emperor and he was hit badly. Then, the spirits converged and they crashed onto the ground as a Thunderbird screech and Phoenix cry was heard and we appeared, and when he saw us, he was absolutely pissed off big time.

Digimon Emperor: YOU!

Nico: That's right, you fucking prick, us! Hope you don't mind, but we're here to rip your fucking guts out and mount your head on a pike for everything you've done to The Digital World.

Digimon Emperor: I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! NO ONE TALKS LIKE THAT TO YOUR EMPEROR!

The Digimon Emperor got out his whip and was about to hit Nico with it until Lincoln fired a rainbow energy blade which hit The Digimon Emperor and it slashed his hand and drew blood and he screams in pain.

Lincoln: That's for making Nico suffer, you prick!

Me: Oh man, Lincoln's drawn first blood!

Applejack: Nice shot, Linky!

Lincoln: Thanks.

Nico: And Ken?

POW!

Nico punched him square in the face and broke his nose!

Nico: That's for putting me through 12 years of pain and suffering you asshole!

Maria: Wait. Isn't there someone else who wants to beat him down as much as we do.

Nico: Oh right.

Layla Chimera: Me.

She went over to him.

Layla Chimera: I have a score to settle with you Digimon Emperor and I'm going to enjoy this!

She went over to the Digimon Emperor and then grabbed him by his shirt and then started bashing his face in mercilessly!

Layla Chimera: YOU LIKE THAT!? HUH?! YOU LIKE THAT!?

She threw him into the wall and he spit out some blood and teeth.

May: Time to use an Avatar gear!

Me: Lets see here. How about this.

I used the Zenkaiger Gear.

It turned my sword into a World and Ranger Gear Sword!

Me: COOL! The Legacy World Sword!

Nico: Awesome!

Me: Lets take this outside where we have more room.

Nico: Good idea.

We went outside.

We were on the sands of the desert.

Me: Lets try this!

I fired energy waves and they hit him and Ken was dressed in a diaper and had a binky!

Eddy: KEN!

WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY AT THAT ONE!

Eddy: YOU'LL GET A RASH IN THAT!

WE LAUGHED MORE!

Nico: (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY!)

Magine: Look at the wittle baby!

Me: (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)

Eli: (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)

THAT WAS SO FUNNY! TOTAL HUMILIATION!

Then KEN EXPLODED IN A MASSIVE BURST OF RAGE AND FURY!

Me: That was too funny!

He went back to normal and went at us and I kicked him in his face.

Me: Lets see what this does.

I used the Time Force Gear and it turned it into a TIME SWORD!

Me: Cool!

I fired an energy wave it turned Ken into an Old Man! He looked like he was 120 years old and he had tattered clothes and a long beard and was in a rocking chair and had a cane.

Nico: Now, you're an old man!

Ken: (Elderly Voice) Huh? What did you say sonny? Cragnabit! I am an old man. I hate those kids.

He fell asleep.

Nico: Let's use another while he's like this!

Me: You got it.

I used the Samurai Gear and it formed into an Elemental Energy Katana!

Me: Cool!

I fired waves of energy and elements and blasted the elderly Ken and the explosion reverted him back to normal.

Qin: TAKE THAT!

Me: Nice one! Now for this.

I used the RPM Gear and got a sword of Apocalyptic Fire. It was called THE APOCALYPTIC ROBOT SWORD!

Me: COOL!

I fired gears of energy and blasted down the Digimon Emperor!

Nico: COOL!

Me: How about this?

I used the Operation Overdrive Gear and got a Speeding Lightning Sword!

Me: NICE!

ZOOM!

I ran fast and kicked him all over the place.

Qin: Take that!

Nico: Sometime before we end him, let's separate him

Me: That's not a bad idea.

Layla Chimera: He is a brainwashed guy after all.

Eli: Okay then.

Me: Lets see what this does.

I used the SPD Gear and it formed my sword into a Red and Blue Siren Sword and I fired waves of energy and blasted him all over.

Lola: YEAH!

Rich Texan got out his guns.

BANG BANG BANG BANG!

He shot at him and made him dance like a sissy girl.

Rich Texan: YEEHAW! Dance!

Suddenly, something within Applejack's mind snapped as memories of The Digimon Emperor's crimes against The Digimon and the Digi-Destined along with putting Nico through all sorts of Hell during The 20 Days of Darkness rushed through her head and her green eyes turned neon green, and she was surrounded by an orange energy aura with stars, Earth, Alicorns, and Apples, she unholstered her massive Applejack's Earthquake Skylander Apple Alicorn Greatsword of Earthquake Honest Apple Bravery, and as she approached The Digimon Emperor, she left orange energy, stars, Earth, Alicorns, and Apples with every step.

Applejack: You make me absolutely sick to no end, you good-for-nothing snake in the grass, you've done some extremely low things to too many Digimon, you worked them as slaves and mistreated all of them all for your own selfish desires. (SUDDENLY GETTING EXTREMELY ANGRY AT THE DIGIMON EMPEROR) I can never forgive someone who would do such horrible things to the Digimon, none of them deserve that kind of atrocious mistreatment, but you don't even care one bit, you continued to harm and mistreat all the Digimon, just so you can continue to get your sick kicks from that malicious behavior..., (CANTERLOT ROYAL VOICE) YOU HAVE COMMITTED A TRULY GRAVE SERIES OF TRULY UNFORGIVABLE ACTIONS THAT'VE PLAGUED THE DIGITAL WORLD FOR FAR TOO LONG, AND YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO BE FORGIVEN FOR ANY OF THEM! DIGIMON EMPEROR, THE CRIMES THAT YOU'VE COMMITTED AGAINST THE DIGITAL WORLD AND EARTH CAN NEVER BE FORGIVEN, AND FOR THAT, YOU SHALL PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE WITH YOUR LIFE!

We gasped at the sudden extent of Applejack's fury: The Digimon Emperor was now in extremely big trouble!

Me: OH MAN!

Eli: Uh oh!

Nico: OH MAN, APPLEJACK'S EXPLODED WITH EXTREME RAGE!

Lincoln: And she suddenly used the Canterlot Royal Voice for that one, and when that happens, you know that ultimately means extremely gigantic trouble!

Lincoln, Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, Sunset Shimmer, Trixie Lulamoon, Vinyl Scratch, Wallflower, The Canterlot 5, and the rest of Twilight Sparkle's Friends: STAND YOUR GROUND, GANG! SHE'S GOING TO BLOW!

We immediately stood our ground as Applejack screamed with such extreme and violent rage like a madwoman and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

There was a massive explosion of energy and power and we felt the ground shake extremely violently with lightning striking all over the place and she was surrounded by a massive vortex of orange energy with stars, Earth, and Apples surrounding the vortex, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix with red eyes glaring at The Digimon Emperor: the red eyes of eternal death.

Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln Loud's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, The Unity Crystals fired a beam of light into Applejack's Earthquake Skylander Apple Alicorn Greatsword of Earthquake Honest Apple Bravery, and then, her massive greatsword glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of orange energy with stars, earth and apples, surrounding it, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an apple red phoenix with red eyes glaring at The Digimon Emperor: the red eyes of eternal death was A MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HER AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!

THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO APPLEJACK! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, APPLEJACK EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!

(EL DORADO BY GEORGE ALEXANDER PLAYS)

Applejack grew from 7'4" to 7'9" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has weighted gold metal bands over the weighted purple bands on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large orange orbs orbiting around her legs, she has apple red and green highlights in the bangs of her long braided blonde hair and her cowboy hat with green apple hat buckle on it, she has neon green eyes and an orange energy aura with Alicorns, Earth, and Apples surrounding her, she has an Alicorn with the Earth Kanji and an Apple on its horn emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with green iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with green gems for eyes and holding the Earth, Honesty, and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves on her ears, she also has an Alicorn with green gems for eyes and the Earth, Honesty, and Eternity Kanjis in its horn for the second pendant on the bottom of her Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with spring green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and pink gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love, Applejack is dressed in a sleeveless green blouse with apples on it and a red phoenix, brown gloves with green gems on the back, green pants, brown cowboy boots with green apple gems on the side, and a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, magic, Earth, and Apples on the coattails, and on the back is an Alicorn surrounded by Earth and Apples and right on top of its horn is the symbol of The Earth Skylanders and her cutie mark. Suddenly, Applejack felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive orange angel wings with yellow tips on the feathers grew much bigger for her new body and her blonde tail grew longer along with her horn. Applejack has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large orange gem on her left ring finger and Green Lantern ring on her right ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Applejack's massive Applejack's Earthquake Skylander Apple Alicorn Greatsword of Earthquake Honest Apple Bravery and all the other greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of orange energy, stars, Earth, apples, magic, and Alicorns and when it emerged, it was transformed into Applejack's Seismic Strength Earthquake Skylander Apple Alicorn Greatsword of Seismic Earthquake Honest Apple Bravery, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded red and green gems and her cutie mark and apples etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged golden blade, large gold Alicorn heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and large apple red gems embedded in their foreheads and above the angel faces are the Unity Crystals, longer midnight black handle, four large gold Alicorn heads with orange gems for eyes and on the bottom of the Alicorn heads is an Earth pony head with a large green gem in its mouth for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with green gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold Bracer, her new Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle and green gems for the eyes and a large green gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an apple red kanji right below the Alicorn that says, "Applejack, Alicorn Princess of Honesty and The Earth Skylanders, Hard-Working Strong Alicorn of Sweet Apple Acres, Loving Older Sister of Apple Bloom, Andy, and Rodney, Loving Younger Sister of Big Mac, Loving Granddaughter of Granny Smith, and Loving Daughter of Bright Mac and Pear Butter, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Loving Mother of Thunderbird Apple, Lightning Fritter, Apple Sunrise, Orange Dawn, Lemon Morning, Lime Noon, Blueberry Afternoon, Boysenberry Dusk, Grape Evening and Many Children, Archenemy of The Vreedle Brothers, Destroyer of The Digimon Emperor, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of The Doomsday 23 and Queen Opaline Arcana, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, and Master of Earth and Apples"

アップルジャック、誠実のアリコーンプリンセスとアーススカイランダーズ、スイートアップルエーカーの勤勉で強いアリコーン、アップルブルームの愛情深い姉、アンディとロドニー、ビッグマックの愛情深い妹、グラニースミスの愛情深い孫娘、そしてグラニースミスの愛情深い娘明るいマックと洋ナシのバター、リンカーンの愛する未来の妻、ラウド、サンダーバードの愛情深い母アップル、ライトニングフリッター、アップルの日の出、オレンジの夜明け、レモンの朝、ライムの正午、ブルーベリーの午後、ボイセンベリーの夕暮れ、ブドウの夕べとたくさんの子供たち、ヴリードルの大敵兄弟、デジモン皇帝の破壊者、悪の破壊者であり殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、終末23の破壊者と女王オパリンアルカナ、エクエストリアの守護者、ポニービル、カンタロット、友好テーブル騎士団のメンバー、地球とリンゴのマスター

Suddenly, Applejack's immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she'd transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!

Applejack has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-HONESTY ALICORN PRINCESS-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA HARMONIOUS SEISMIC EARTHQUAKE APPLE ORCHARD FARMER SKYLANDER PRINCESS HONESTY ALICORN ANGEL OF DIVINE HARMONIOUS SEISMIC EARTHQUAKE APPLE ORCHARD FARMER SKYLANDER PRINCESS HONESTY ALICORN ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE HARMONIOUS SEISMIC EARTHQUAKE APPLE ORCHARD FARMER SKYLANDER PRINCESS HONESTY ALICORN ANGEL LOVE!

We were truly amazed by Applejack's Super Angel-Honesty Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when The Digimon Emperor saw it, he went mad with rage.

Nico: You're in trouble now!

Digimon Emperor: DIE, YOU STUPID BITCH!

The Digimon Emperor got out his whip and tried to hit Applejack with it again, but Lincoln fired yet another rainbow energy blast which disarmed The Digimon Emperor again and it pissed him off once more, and Applejack fired a powerful barrage of orange energy blasts with stars, earth, crystals, apples, magic, and Alicorns, and it hit The Digimon Emperor and sent him flying into his throne and destroyed it, and he also got burned badly by the power of Honesty, he got up, but he was really furious now.

Nico: (TRULY AMAZED) Whoa...!

Me: (TRULY AMAZED) Incredible...!

Lincoln: (TRULY AMAZED BEYOND IMAGINATION) That's so awesome! Applejack has transformed into her Super Angel-Honesty Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, the second of The Princesses to do so, and The Digimon Emperor is now in mega big trouble now especially after he tried to hit my future wife with that stupid whip of his. I'm going to so enjoy tearing that tyrannical monster to shreds for this!

Applejack: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Honesty Magic Alicorn Princess Angel and Divine Harmonious Elemental Honesty Magic Alicorn Princess Angel Love) And he will pay for everything he's done. Shall we, Lincoln?

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Applejack, and so did we as we unholstered our weapons and transformed.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Prepare yourself, Digimon Emperor, your days of tyranny shall end here and now, you will pay the ultimate price for everything that you've done and more. You will forever die as the monster that you've truly become!

Applejack and Lincoln went after The Digimon Emperor who continued to lash at them with his whip, but they dodged his whip, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, orange energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at The Digimon Emperor and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Applejack attacked her with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they were mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving The Digimon Emperor mad.

Digimon Emperor: I HATE EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!

Our energy auras flared up as we'd gotten stronger thanks to his extremely massive hatred.

Nico: YEAH, FUCK YOU TOO, ASSHOLE!

I teleported and punched him in the face and bashed him down.

Maria: Let's use another Avatar gear!

Me: Okay! Top this!

I used the Mighty Morphin Gear and got a Dinosaur Fury Sword!

Me: Nice!

I fired waves of energy and blasted the Digimon Emperor all over!

Me: YEAH!

Nico: Nice one!

May: Let's keep it up!

Me: Yeah!

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Hate us all you want, but in the end, your hatred just makes us even stronger! (Rainbow Energy Aura flares up) But, your hatred has made you blind and weak, you may have thought no one would ever get in your way, but you underestimated your opponents, and in the end, that's why you will fail.

Girl Jordan: Lets separate him from the Digimon Emperor.

Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.

(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)

The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.

Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

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Dark holoré in the Deep

Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell

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Spring abundant holoél

Ken was separated from his Digimon Emperor half!
Xenia: WHOA!
Qin: AWESOME!

Nico: YEAH!

Lincoln drove his massive greatsword into The Digimon Emperor's stomach, and that caused The Digimon Emperor to belch out a massive amount of blood. Suddenly, we saw that The Control Spires The Digimon Emperor put up were suddenly destroyed along with the dark rings and dark spirals he used to control the Digimon and they were all freed and they Digivolved once more. Then, Lincoln removed his massive greatsword from The Digimon Emperor's stomach, leaving behind a rising pool of blood that The Digimon Emperor was kneeling in.

Me: Whoa!

Nico: Now, that was incredible! When Lincoln stabbed that monster in the stomach with his massive greatsword, it caused The Control Spires he put up to be destroyed and the dark rings and dark spirals he used to control the Digimon were also freed and they've Digivolved once more!

Twilight Sparkle: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Friendship Magic Alicorn Princess Angel and Divine Harmonious Elemental Friendship Magic Alicorn Princess Angel Love) But, it's not done yet! There's still the matter of you know what!

Applejack: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Honesty Magic Alicorn Princess Angel and Divine Harmonious Elemental Honesty Magic Alicorn Princess Angel Love) That's right, Twilight. If you would be so kind, Linky?

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Of course, my Alicorn Princess of Honesty. (Echoing Voice) BLAZING HELIX!

Lincoln fired a blazing orange and red energy helix with superhot flames at The Digimon Emperor, and it exploded as it hit him and he was incinerated. Then, as soon as his soul appeared, Lincoln fired a blast of black energy from his massive greatsword and it hit The Digimon Emperor and he was sent forever to The Black Gates.

Digimon Emperor: NO! NO! DAMN YOU ALL, DIGI-DESTINED, DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM! (SCREAMS IN ANGER AND INSANITY AS HE FADES AWAY FOREVER)

We all cheered wildly for what Applejack and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down, and Applejack's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, longer blonde tail, and massive orange angel wings are permanent.

Suddenly, Applejack felt wobbly and almost fainted, but Lincoln caught her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms.

Lincoln: Are you okay, Applejack?

Applejack: I'm a little dizzy, but I'm okay.

Me: Now, you know how we felt when we went through that, but that was so awesome! You and Lincoln both showed that tyrannical monster absolutely no mercy whatsoever!

Nico: And you both sent him to his ultimate doom.

Applejack: Yeah, we did.

Suddenly, Applejack turned to face Lincoln and she'd wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Applejack's face, they kissed passionately as Applejack moved her hands and placed them on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and an Alicorn flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field with trees with growing apples growing around them and we cheered wildly. Lincoln and Applejack then absorbed the elemental forces and collected the apples and they came back to us as the display vanished.

May: You okay, Ken?

Ken was really crying hard!

Ken Ichijouji: WHAT HAVE I DONE!? (CRYING AND WAILING SCREAMINGLY)

Ken was really crying hard!

Ken Ichijouji: I'm sorry guys! It's too late for me!

Nico: The Hell it isn't!

Ken was crying hard.

Ken Ichijouji: It's all my fault! I did all this because I was jealous of my brother! Because of me! I killed him!

Me: Ken you didn't kill your brother!

Nico: Yeah that was all an accident!

Ken Ichijouji: It was all my fault! I killed him because I wished he would disappear! It's all my fault! I was jealous of him! I came to the digital world to get away from all those memories and emotions but I just can't escape. (CRYING HARDER)

Qin: Oh man.

Seeing Ken cry like this really was making my heart hurt.

Me: Come on Ken don't talk like that.

He was still crying hard.

Nico: I've never seen him so broken.

Layla Chimera: Like hes completely lost a part of who he is.

Lola: Yeah.

Wormmon came up to Ken.

Wormmon: Ken it's going to be okay. Your brother didn't die like that because of you. You were just going through some hard times.

Ken: I can never forgive myself for everything I did! (Crying) It's all my fault!

Wormmon cuddled up to Ken.

Me: Ken it'll be alright. You still have Wormmon. You still have your family and you still have one thing that makes you who you are. Your heart.

Nico: Yeah. Ken can never be taken away from you.

Lola: Yeah.

Ken: Thank you. (Hugs Wormmon)

Me: Aww. But first there is something we have to do. Lisa?

Lisa Loud: Right. Hold still.

She used the matrix extractor and got the Dark Spore out of him and it was growing.

Nico: There.

Ken Ichijouji: What is that?

Me: Ugly story.

Nico: Yep.

Juran: Let's get you home.

I opened the portal and it lead him back home.

Me: What do we do with his flying base?

Nico: Keep it. We'll use it for our own purposes.

Eli: Okay then. Now for business. I found the Anothers here. We have Another Mask Scara, Elmer the Glue Monster, Abracadaver, Roach Coach, Boogie Man, Booger Monster, Prehistoric Caveman, White Cat, Golden Gut and Rich Texan.

Lola: Wow!

Nico: Who do we call for that?

Me: Aurora Tamara, C.H.Y.K.N., Xinnia Xaldin, Xenia Xigbar, Shayla Raiden, Remmie Rogan, Yesenia Yellowstone and Lillian Kale.

Nico: Cool!

Qin: This will be fun.

Maria called them in and in swirls of elements and energy they came.

Aurora Tamara: Hey, guys!

Cassidy: Wouldn't miss this for anything.

Halinor: We sure wouldn't.

Me: Awesome girls.

Eli: And you'll like this one. The Anothers minus Rich Texan are all one person and she is one of Lincoln's guardian angels. And she is a gene-slammer.

Me: Cool!

Qin: Wonder which one.

Nico: Is that them?

We saw a bunch of figures and they were Another Mask Scara, Elmer the Glue Monster, Abracadaver, Roach Coach, Boogie Man, Booger Monster, Prehistoric Caveman, White Cat and Golden Gut!

Nico: Whoa!

Lola: This is gonna be awesome.

Lana: I'll say! I hope I get to eat the roaches Another Roach Coach has.

Nico: After they seperate.

Another Roach Coach: (In a girls voice) You can have all the roaches with me.

Lincoln: That voice.

They merged and then reverted back and it was a girl with red hair, red eyes, and had a red kimono and red angel wings and she had the Shien Crest in the middle of her forehead and had a fire bladed katana in her hands.

Lincoln: Sayuri Shirahoshi!

Nico: Whoa!

Sayuri Shirahoshi: (Japanese Accent) Good to see you Lincoln. You have grown into an amazing young man.

Lincoln: Thanks. Sayuri is from Japan and she is also the gene-slammer of the Shien Monsters and she is a powerful sword master. Also she is known for teaching me fire attacks and sword moves around fire. And she has a powerful hatred towards Flip.

Me: Uh oh. What did our resident mutant cheapskate do this time?

Sayuri Shirahoshi: Tried to burn down all the libraries in the world along with all the books and blame the Loud's for them so they would become the most hated family in the world and get a bounty on them.

We gasped and TWILIGHT ROARED IN FURY!

Twilight Sparkle: NO ONE DOES THAT TO BOOKS! NICO WHEN WE GET BACK I WANT TO THRASH FLIP INTO NEXT WEEK!

Nico: Feel free to do that!

Me: But after we're done here.

Twilight Sparkle: Okay.

Me: By the way Sayuri is the Another Rich Texan friendly or hostile?

Sayuri Shirahoshi: Friendly and she is a force from Texas.

Nico: Neat.

Lincoln: Lets separate you first.

Lincoln fired a beam of light and separated her from the Anothers.

Lana: FEEDING TIME!

Lana went and ate the roaches!

The girls fired waves of energy and elements and blasted the Anothers and I caught the Wonder Ride Books!

Qin: Oh yeah!

Lola: YEAH!

Lana: (LOUD BELCH)

Nico: I hope she does that twin gun thing.

Me: Me too.

Maria: We'll find out now!

Out came a figure and it was ANOTHER RICH TEXAN!

Me: This is gonna be good!

Another Rich Texan: (In a girls voice) YEEHAW! This is gonna be fun!

Lincoln: That voice.

She reverted back and it was a girl with blond hair and had a cowboy hat and had green eyes and she had a red shirt and blue pants and had guns holstered on a belt and she had brown angel wings and had a crystal elemental sword.

Lincoln: Martha Jane Cannery IV!

Nico: WHOA!

Me: Wait isn't that Calamity Jane, the woman outlaw of the Old West?

Martha Jane Cannery IV: That's right pardner and that was my great great great grandmother.

Lola: Wow!

Martha Jane Cannery IV: Yep and I am also Lincoln's Guardian Angel and the gene-slammer of Starmon and Deputymon. And I hate those dastardly varments Pablo and Anderson with a vengeance.

Me: What did those psychopaths do this time?

Martha Jane Cannery IV: They destroyed numerous restaurants by burning them down and causing billions in property damages and they went after Lynn's Table and were going to burn it down but me and Lincoln nabbed them. I made them dance around like sissies with my guns at their feet and got them caught.

Me: WHOA!

Lincoln: Nice one!

Kaito and Zocks: Zenkaiju Gear!

They donned their Zenkaiju armor and Martha turned into Another Rich Texan.

Nico: Time for some Texas Fun! (ACTIVATES RICH TEXAN'S RIDEWATCH)

He pulled out guns and blasted her feet and made her dance.

Nico: Now for some sumo fun! HAI! (ACTIVATES GOLDEN GUTT'S RIDEWATCH)

He fired his gutt made of gold and bashed her down.

BLANG!

OUCH!

May: Watch this one. (ACTIVATES LEGO THANOS' RIDEWATCH)

She fired a beam of purple energy and blasted her down.

May: YOU'RE DETHPICABLE! (Activates Daffy Duck the Screwball's Ridewatch)

She fired waves of energy and made her like Daffy in Duck Amuck!

Maria: Time for some fun! (ACTIVATES ILIOUKHINE'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired energy and blasted her down.

Maria: Who wants eggs? (ACTIVATES CHICKEN FROM OUTER SPACE'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired waves of eggs and smashed her down.

Clyde: YEAH! Now here is this one. (ACTIVATES GOLDEN GUTT'S RIDEWATCH)

He bashed her down with a golden gutt!

Me: YEAH!

Then Kalin, Superfriends Giganta, Unipastrami, Universe 666 Dark Mind Soul, Kyrosys and Meteor came.

Nico: Nice team Kalin!

Kalin: Thanks Nico!

Qin: Awesome!

Then a Centiskorch came!

Lola: Cool a Centiskorch!

Camie: Awesome!

Centiskorch: (In a girls voice) This will be one that burns.

Nico: Qin Pyra! Whoa!

Qin: AWESOME!

She reverted back and was a girl with red hair and red eyes and had orange clothes and she had a fire whip in her hands.

Qin Pyra: Awesome to see you Nico and you too Qin. I got this.

She fired a wave of fire and smashed her down and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it and brought Martha over.

Qin Pyra: That was fun!

Clyde: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Qin Pyra: When me and Nico had an awesome time at the beach and I showed off my awesome bikini to him and he was head over heels for me and he wanted to make out with me that very second. So we did.

Me: Aww.

Lola: (LAUGHS) Funny.

Qin: Qin Pyra had a huge charm on him.

Nico: Yep.

Nico and Qin hugged.

Nico: I've really missed you.

Qin Pyra: Same here Nico. Same here.

We later left the simulator and then almost instantly TWILIGHT BURSTED INTO A MASSIVE FURY AND THEN ZOOMED OUT OF THE ESTATE AND WENT TO LYNN'S TABLE AND BASHED AND PULVERIZED AND SMASHED HIM INTO DUST AND RIPPED HIM TO SHREDS ALL TO KINGDOM-COME!


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, Dana, Aqua Spirit, Spirit of Flames, Garuda the Wind Spirit and The Rock Spirit are heading to Rhode Island, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the thirteen girls here, but we got bad news: Asa Vajda, the evil Satanic vampiric witch from Black Sunday, has returned from the dead, and she wants revenge on us for destroying her two years ago, but this time, we're destroying her for good and this time, we're going to make sure she never ever comes back.

Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Rhode Island, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the thirteen girls here, but we got bad news: Asa Vajda, the evil Satanic vampiric witch from Black Sunday, has returned from the dead, and she wants revenge on us for destroying her two years ago, but this time, we're destroying her for good and this time, we're going to make sure she never ever comes back.

We gasped.

Me: Oh man, I certainly didn't expect to find out that vampiric witch and servant of Satan has come back from the dead once again.

Nico: Well, we did destroy her two years ago and send her to Oblivion, so we expected that she'd get pissed at us for this.

Dana: But, how did that vampiric witch come back?

Lincoln: I can already think of one person who could do this.

The Ghostrick Gene-Slammers: Audrey Blade.

Raven Ghostrick: Of course, leave it to that deranged vampire to bring that murderous vampire witch back from the dead. She's just making things even worse in the worst way imaginable.

Ellie Elsher: No kidding.

Suddenly, we saw a beautiful and super sexy girl with short light brown hair and dark blue hairband, dark purple eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful purple angel wings, she's dressed in a dark purple coat with a coat of arms on it, white short-sleeved shirt, necklace with pearls and purple gem for the pendant, black pants, white bridal gloves, black knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with knights, swords, magic, dragons, light, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Noble Knight Eachtar, in her right hand is The Sword of Hope, and with her are the thirteen girls.

First Light-Brown Haired Girl: I hope we're not too late, but I got the girls away from that Satanic evil witch.

Lincoln: No, you're not, Helena De Maris.

Ellie Elsher: You came in time, in fact, we're about to head after that black-hearted Satanic Vampiric Witch who should be coming after us right now!

?: I shall make you all pay for what you did to me, Team Loud Phoenix Storm! You shall all perish in the name of Satan.

We then saw our target, the Satan-worshipping vampiric witch, Asa Vajda, and she was out for blood.

Sylvester: Should've known you'd show up yet again, Asa Vajda.

Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.

Lincoln: We all knew she was coming, but this time, we're going to see to it that you die here and now, you vampiric Satanic worshipper!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Davis, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Dana and her team, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Asa Vajda, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.

Then, Lincoln drove his massive greatsword into Asa Vajda's stomach, and he began sucking out her vast dark powers, immense strength, and vampiric abilities, and he made them his own.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, for the grand finale. VAMPIRIC BLOOD LIFE ENERGY DRAIN!

Suddenly, all the gems embedded in the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged golden blade of his Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds suddenly began glowing green, and then, Lincoln began draining Asa Vajda of all her life energy and blood, and when he was done and he removed his massive greatsword from her stomach, Asa Vajda was now a desiccated corpse drained of her vampiric powers, blood, and life energy, and as soon as her soul appeared, Lincoln fired a blast of black energy from his massive greatsword and it hit Asa Vajda and she was finally sent to The Black Gates forever. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.

Lincoln: This is the end for you, Asa Vajda, and this time, stay dead forever! (To Helena de Maris) And it's so good to see you again, Helena de Maris.

Helena de Maris: You too, Linky, it's been a long time.

Lincoln went up to Helena de Maris and he hugged her, and Helena de Maris is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Helena de Maris: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know this sexy hot mama?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., this is Helena de Maris, Gene-Slammer of Noble Knight Eachtar, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a very powerful wielder of dark magic and a very powerful swordswoman and a member of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table. She trained me both in the art of swordsmanship and magic, and I became a very powerful swordsman and master of magic, and she also taught me much about the Code of Chivalry and really instilled what it means to be a true hero, to fight with both courage and honor, to protect those I love and hold dear to my heart, and never to let those with such malice and evil in their black hearts get away with their crimes. Plus, you're going to love hearing this: Helena de Maris is also a direct descendant of Hector de Maris of Camelot, one of the skilled Knights of the Round Table, the younger half-brother of Lancelot and cousin of Bors and Lionel.

Me: I knew it.

Melanie Artorgius: Lincoln made her a dark purple coat with the coat of arms of Royal Woods' Knights of The Michigan Table along with a beautiful necklace, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips after their training, and Helena De Maris hate Lori with a very blazing passion.

Nico: What did she do to earn her wrath?

Melanie Artorgius: One day, Helena and Lincoln along with the rest of the Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table were having a meeting at our castle, but then, the alarm triggered, and we saw who it was that had triggered the alarm: it was Lori, and she brought with her an army of thugs she hired. Helena and Lincoln went out there along with the rest of the Knights, and they'd slain them with her greatsword. It drove that bitch into a blood-crazed fury, but before she could get after us, Lincoln and Helena fired chains of dark magic which bound that bitch and tied her up. Lincoln called his family and his nice sisters to tell them what happened, and needless to say, Leni, Luna, Laney, Lucy, Lana, and Lily wanted her head on a pike! But, Lincoln wasn't surprised, Lori tried to kill him many times in the past, but in the end, her plan failed, and Lori got grounded for eighteen weeks, and to make sure that she didn't try to get revenge, Helena de Maris and Lincoln casted a spell to prevent her from coming back to hurt them because messing with the descendant of Hector de Maris of Camelot and one of the members of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table will have dire and disastrous consequences.

Nico: Okay, Dark Lori has gone from Alpha Bitch to Alpha Bitch To The Infinite Power, I can't believe she had the nerve to do something like this!

Me: We would, Lori was warned time and time again never to do this to Lincoln again, but it went from one ear out the other and she was trying yet again to kill Lincoln and his Guardian Angels again, but this time, Lori not only got in big trouble again, but she also a savage thrashing from Luna. But, Lori got so mad, she charged at Varie with a knife trying to stab her and laughing like a crazed vile demon, so I grabbed her arm and threw a mean punch and knocked her out.

I showed Nico the video of what I did to save Varie from Lori's psychotic rage, along with the shiner I left on her eye.

Nico: (WHISTLES) Oh man, that was quite a shiner, and Lori, you deserved that for what you tried to do to Varie in your psychotic rage. If any of us were involved, we'd personally haul your butt to jail for this.

Lincoln: In addition to getting hauled to prison, Lori would've been cut off from the family forever and be dumped for good by Bobby, but this was due to Chase Young's dark side along with Killjoy Huggins for doing so, so those two got what they deserved, and now that you're here, Helena.

Lincoln went up to and hugged Helena de Maris in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Helena de Maris: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Helena de Maris' neck with dark purple gems on the gold lightning bolts and dark purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Helena de Maris: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Helena de Maris.

Helena de Maris had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her, and he leaned down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them, then, we went up to the thirteen girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, they immediately recognized them. The thirteen girls are Erisu Oumor, Kokoro Tooyama, Miyoshi Ishigami, Momiji Komiya, and Ringo Fujimura from Anonono and Naomi, Anna, Erika, Lisa, Kei, Sakurako Geishaflower, Sakurako Cherryblossom, and Karen from Tropical Liquor.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Erisu Oumor, Kokoro Tooyama, Miyoshi Ishigami, Momiji Komiya, and Ringo Fujimura from Anonono and Naomi, Anna, Erika, Lisa, Kei, Sakurako Geishaflower, Sakurako Cherryblossom, and Karen from Tropical Liquor.

Nicole: Whoa, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Erisu Oumor: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Erisu Oumor and the other twelve girls saw who it was that saved them from Asa Vajda, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura around him.

Erisu Oumor: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Lincoln made twelve clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Erisu Oumor: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, thirteen Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Erisu Oumor, Kokoro Tooyama, Miyoshi Ishigami, Momiji Komiya, Ringo Fujimura, Naomi, Anna, Erika, Lisa, Kei, Sakurako Geishaflower, Sakurako Cherryblossom, and Karen with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team was shocked to find out the villain we went was Asa Vajda, the evil Satanic vampiric witch from Black Sunday, has returned from the dead, and she wants revenge on us for destroying her two years ago.

But, when Lincoln showed what we did in viciously beating that undead vampiric Satan-worshipping evil witch into the ground and then, Lincoln stabbing her in the stomach with his massive greatsword and began sucking out her vast dark powers, immense strength, and vampiric abilities, and he made them his own, and then, using his Vampiric Life Drain, he drained Asa Vajda of all her life energy and blood, and when he was done and he removed his massive greatsword from her stomach, Asa Vajda was now a desiccated corpse drained of her vampiric powers, blood, and life energy, and as soon as her soul appeared, Lincoln fired a blast of black energy from his massive greatsword hitting Asa Vajda and she was finally sent to The Black Gates forever, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him all over, and he had steam whistling out his ears. Lincoln and Helena de Maris have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.

Maria: Oh man, I certainly wasn't expecting that witch, Asa Vajda, to return from the dead once again for revenge.

Lincoln: Same here, but Audrey Blade just had to go and mess that up for us.

Maria: That bitch is just making things worse for herself, I hope you guys stab her in the heart with a wooden stake.

Raven Ghostrick: Nah, too easy.

Ellie Elsher: Yeah, forget that, Lincoln stabbing them in the stomach with his massive greatsword and sucking out their vast dark powers, immense strength, and vampiric abilities and making them his own and using his Vampiric Life Drain to kill them is a better way.

Me: You got that right.

Nico: She's already losing her mind even more after what you guys have been doing to her minions.

Lincoln: She can regret her decision to come back for revenge in Hell for all I care, I warned them to never come back, but they ignored it, and now, they're getting what they deserve.


After finally getting rid of Asa Vajda and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Helena de Maris saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Helena de Maris: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Helena, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Helena de Maris: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.

Helena de Maris: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.

Nico: Yep. So, Helena, what memories did you have with Lincoln?

Helena de Maris: Oh man, I was hoping you'd ask that. Well, this one time, Lincoln and I along with the rest of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table were riding out on patrol looking for any sign of trouble and we also had the rest of his Guardian Angels with him. Suddenly, we heard a loud belch in the air, and we saw who it was coming after us: it was Lynn running on all fours like the four-legged monstrosity that she was, and she had a massive army of thugs with her and she was out to kill Lincoln again, that set us off. We rode out there and we'd slain every last one of the thugs, then, we turned our attention to Lynn, and we brutally thrashed her. Then, Lincoln chained them up with chains of light and we brought her before the rest of his family, and after we told and showed them everything, Leni, Luna, Luan, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lisa, Lily, and Mr. and Mrs. Loud were absolutely livid at Lynn, and Leni, Luna, Luan, Laney, Lucy, Lana, and Lisa all pounced on Lynn, and they brutally beat her into the ground.

Nico: Jeez.

Lincoln: Then, Lynn got grounded for eighteen weeks and we threw her in a metal prison container.

Ellie Elsher: Lynn roared and she pounded on the door trying to get out, but we gave her the finger through the window, and that set Lynn off again and she roared like an animal and beat her chest like a gorilla again. What a dumb ape!

Raven Ghostrick: Lynn was a glutton for punishment, no matter how many times we told her to back off, she ignored it. She was such a sore loser bitch and a wild animal, and we've asked ourselves too many times why we hadn't put her down, and we knew the reason: Lincoln still loved Lynn, despite all the childish and brutal horseshit she put him through.

We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Yuyu Haya, Bibimi Kenranzaki, and Chikuchi Togeike are heading to Shangri-Spa.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Yuyu Haya, Bibimi Kenranzaki, and Chikuchi Togeike are dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Yuyu Haya, Bibimi Kenranzaki, and Chikuchi Togeike had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln killed them all and sucked out their blood and life energy, which made him go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at that mutant and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of that moron, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.

Yuyu Haya: Wow, so this is Shangri-Spa, it sure is beautiful.

Lincoln: It sure is, Yuyu, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?

Lincoln, Yuyu Haya, Bibimi Kenranzaki, and Chikuchi Togeike went to The Springs of Purification, Bliss, Sanctuary, Jungle Mist, and Rainbows, and they had quite a very relaxing time there, and the girls even gave Lincoln a full body massage which really soothed him and relaxed his muscles, and he also did the same by giving the girls a full body massage as well.

Then, they went to a workout area, and Yuyu Haya, Bibimi Kenranzaki, and Chikuchi Togeike got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, but then, they saw hulking muscle-bound thugs hired by Flip coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he'd sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.

Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Yuyu Haya, Bibimi Kenranzaki, and Chikuchi Togeike and they hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Yuyu Haya, Bibimi Kenranzaki, and Chikuchi Togeike placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and we saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.

Me: (Whistles) Looks like someone really had a good time at Shangri-Spa, eh, Lincoln?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!

Suddenly, three Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Yuyu Haya, Bibimi Kenranzaki, and Chikuchi Togeike with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Yuyu Haya, Bibimi Kenranzaki, and Chikuchi Togeike are in your harem.

Jenna: Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.

Serena Logan: I always knew that good-for-nothing hairy mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for herself.

Rarity: And trying to kill Yuyu Haya, Bibimi Kenranzaki, and Chikuchi Togeike, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.

Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs he sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and he should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!

Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that three butt-cheeked mutant cheapskate has officially lost his mind.

Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you fat hairy mutant cheapskate!

Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that moron still refuses to quit!

Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Amy, Pablo, Anderson, Billy McLean, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.

Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!

Inuyasha: Leave that to me. (YELLS AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS AT THE JERKS) SHUT YOUR HALF-WIT PIE HOLE, YOU JACKASS MUTANT CHEAPSKATE!

Suddenly, the Beads of Subjugation on Flip's neck and on the necks of the jerks glowed and the amplified gravity forced the jerks to faceplant on the ground, and we laughed hysterically.

Nico: Those Beads of Subjugation really are awesome!

Lincoln: And that'll be to remand them if they so much as get anymore dumb ideas again.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was none other than Emily Constantia, one of the members of The Ghostrick Destroyers, and she's heading here to kill The Ghostrick Guardian Angels. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and we got news, Raven: as we guessed it, Emily Constantia, one of The Ghostrick Destroyers is heading here to kill you all.

Thera Amihan: Just as we expected, but we'll be ready for her, and she'll suffer the very same punishment back in the castle of The Michigan Supernatural Defense Force after we face the bunch of Genesect.

Crash Bandicoot: That blood-sucking fanatical religious zealot's already a dead vampire walking once she shows her ugly face.

Nico: You got that right. Alright, gang, let's go, we may not have a mission for today, but we better get rid of Emily Constantia before that vampire bitch tries anything stupid to hurt the Ghostrick Gene-Slammers again.

Lincoln: Yeah, we can't just let Emily Constantia be allowed to run free, not after what she and the rest of those Ghostrick Destroyers tried to do to my Ghostrick Guardian Angels, she must pay for this big time in the only way we know: violently.

Thera Amihan: You better be ready to die, Emily Constantia, because you deserve no such mercy from any of us for trying to kill us seven years ago, nor do you even deserve to live a single second further, you religious fanatic and zealous heretical demon.

Ellie Elsher: Thera never shows any mercy to any evil supernatural creature, especially to any bully who tries to hurt Lincoln and many of them were flattened badly by her because of how immensely strong she is, and now, Emily Constantia is going to pay for everything that she's done with her vile and miserable life.

Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and we headed out to the park to slay Emily Constantia of The Ghostrick Destroyers.

We arrived at the park to hunt down and destroy our target, Emily Constantia of the Ghostrick Destroyers.

Me: We've arrived at the park. Now, where is that blood-crazed human despising vampire hiding?

Lincoln: She's here somewhere, guys, I can smell the blood that's on her spilled clothes, no vampire can get away from me that easily.

?: YOU FILTHY GHOSTRICK SCUM! YOU SHALL ALL BE DESTROYED IN THE NAME OF GOD!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large search pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the ten coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the ten large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Thera Amihan: (Growls) I should've known there was no mistaking that voice from anywhere. Get out here right now, Emily Constantia, before things get really ugly!

A girl with black hair, red hairband, red eyes, and dressed in a black coat, white bridal gloves, white shirt, necklace with red gem pendant, black pants, and black knee-high boots with butterfly buckles came out, and it was none other than Emily Constantia, religious zealot and fanatical so-called vampire hunter of The Ghostrick Destroyers who was exposed as a murderous demon and heretic, and one of the twenty-two human-despising vampires from Transylvania.

Thera Amihan: Emily Constantia, I should've known you'd show up here! Lincoln warned you all to never to show your faces again after he kicked you all out of Royal Woods seven years ago.

Emily Constantia: We will never stop, all of you shall be destroyed in the name of God!

Me: You really are a delusional religious fanatic!

Nico: And an infinite-times fucked up one for that matter!

Lincoln: I did say they were absolutely insane and driven only by religious delusions, and for that, I blame their parents for that one. But, the jig's up, Emily, Ophelia already exposed her true self, and that's being one of the twenty-two human-despising vampires from Transylvania.

Thera Amihan: Indeed, and it's high-time we bring this delusional vampire down for good.

Suddenly, Thera Amihan's blue eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by a black and white energy aura with stars, darkness, light, shadows, snow, ice, yetis, and angels, she unholstered her massive Ghostrick Yeti's Dark Winter Darkness Archangel Greatsword of Dark Winter Darkness Yeti Angel Justice from her back, and as she approached Emily Constantia, she left black and white energy, stars, darkness, light, shadows, snow, ice, yetis, and angels with every step.

Thera Amihan: I can already see that time hasn't changed you, you're still the same religious fanatic and zealous so-called vampire hunter who was exposed as a murderous demon and heretic seven years ago along with being one of the twenty-two human-despising vampires from Transylvania. We thought we wouldn't have to deal with you ever again after Lincoln chased you all out of Royal Woods, but as always, you refused to learn your lesson, and you had the nerve to come back after you were explicitly warned. You now have nowhere to run to, Emily Constantia, and now, you shall pay the price for your misdeeds with your own blood.

Suddenly, Thera Amihan was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and white energy with stars, light, darkness, snow, ice, and shadows surrounding the vortex, there are yetis, angels, and Ghostrick Yeti flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix with blood red eyes glaring at Emily Constantia: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Thera Amihan emerged, but she was changed forever.

WINTER MUSIC PLAYS

Thera Amihan grew from 6'5" to 7'5" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has black highlights in the bangs of her long white hair, she has neon blue eyes and a black and purple energy aura with stars, darkness, light, snow, ice, yetis, and angels surrounding her, she has the Dark Kanji in the hands of Ghostrick Yeti emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with blue iris, she has on yeti earrings with ice blue gems for eyes and holding the Light, Dark, Ice, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Ghostrick Yeti with ice blue gems for eyes and holding the Light, Dark, Ice, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her blue yeti-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Thera Amihan has on a long-sleeved black open coat, sleeveless black crop top, black skirt, black pants, black knee-high high-heels, black fingerless gloves, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, darkness, light, snow, ice, yetis, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Ghostrick Yeti and Yeti surrounded by stars, light, snow, ice, and darkness. Suddenly, Thera Amihan felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive purple angel wings with black tips on the large purple feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long white wolf tails with black tips and black markings, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.

Suddenly, Thera Amihan's massive Ghostrick Yeti's Dark Winter Darkness Light Yeti Archangel Greatsword of Dark Winter Darkness Yeti Angel Justice and all the other greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and white energy, stars, darkness, light, snow, ice, yetis, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Thera Amihan's Ghostrick Yeti Dark Winter Darkness Light Yeti Angel Greatsword of Dark Winter Darkness Yeti Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded blue gems and Ghostrick Yeti etched on the 7'4" massive, wide, double-edged black blade, large yeti heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with large blue gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large yeti heads and below the yeti heads is a large white angel head with purple gems for eyes and purple gem in its mouth for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left large gold cuff Bracer, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Ghostrick Yeti's head with blue gems for eyes and a large purple gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a purple kanji below Ghostrick Yeti and yeti that said, "Thera Amihan, Gene-Slammer of Ghostrick Yeti, Michigan's Yeti Angel of Dark Winter, Powerful Member of The Ghostrick Gene-Slammers, Powerful Master of Darkness, Snow, Ice, and Light, Master of The Yeti's Winter Storm Fury, Friend of Many, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher and Destroyer of Ophelia Shroud, Destroyer of Emily Constantia of The Ghostrick Destroyers, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Light, Snow, Ice, Yetis, and Angels"

セラ・アミハン、ゴーストリック・イエティのジーン・スラマー、ダーク・ウィンターのミシガンのイエティ・エンジェル、ゴーストリック・ジーン・スラマーズの強力なメンバー、闇、雪、氷、光の強力なマスター、イエティの冬の嵐の怒りのマスター、多くの友人、愛する守護天使でありリンカーン・ラウドの未来の妻、オフィーリア・シュラウドの粉砕者で破壊者、ゴーストリック・デストロイヤーズのエミリー・コンスタンシアの破壊者、邪悪で狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなしの破壊者であり殺戮者、驚くべき強力な生徒の驚くべき強力な生徒教師、そして闇、光、雪、氷、イエティ、天使のマスター

Thera Amihan has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-GHOSTRICK YETI-YETI-HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DARK WINTER DARKNESS LIGHT GHOSTRICK YETI YETI ANGEL OF DIVINE DARK WINTER DARKNESS LIGHT GHOSTRICK YETI YETI ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE DARK WINTER DARKNESS LIGHT GHOSTRICK YETI YETI ANGEL ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Thera Amihan's Super Angel-Ghostrick Yeti-Yeti-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Emily Constantia saw it, she fell into an even more darker and more insane rage and ran at Thera Amihan with a knife to stab her in the heart to kill her, but Thera Amihan fired a powerful barrage of black and white energy blasts, stars, darkness, light, snow, ice, yetis, and angels at the insane vampire hunter and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her, and this really pissed them off.

Nico: Whoa, now that's really haunting, Thera Amihan's transformed, that vampire is so done for.

Lincoln: No villain's ever been safe from the Yeti Angel of Michigan, like Ellie said, she's smashed so many bullies and villains to the ground with her incredible yeti strength and sent them flying right into a dumpster.

Ellie Elsher: For those beyond redemption and have no place in this world, the only thing awaiting them is usually death from her Yeti's Winter Storm Fury, now death's coming for that bitch.

Thera Amihan: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Dark Winter Darkness Light Ghostrick Yeti Yeti Angel and Divine Dark Winter Darkness Light Ghostrick Yeti Angel Love) Indeed it has. Now, let's rip her to shreds, Linky.

Crash Bandicoot: Don't start without me, guys.

Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery.

Crash Bandicoot: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Ten Skylanders Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Angel and Divine Godly Universal Ten Skylanders Elemental Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery) You now have nowhere to run to, you blood-crazed delusional bat.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Thera Amihan and Crash Bandicoot.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I warned you of the consequences should you and the rest of The Ghostrick Destroyers dare to show up again, Emily Constantia, now it's time we put you down for good!

Thera Amihan, Lincoln, and Crash Bandicoot went after Emily Constantia, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and white energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Emily Constantia and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.

Then, they attacked her with their massive greatswords leaving scars on her, and Lincoln left many more with his claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he, Thera Amihan, and Crash Bandicoot also attacked her with punches, kicks, and karate chops, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving Emily Constantia mad.

Emily Constantia: You...YOU! (Red Eyes turning Blood Red with slit pupils and vampire fangs grew) I WILL KILL YOU!

Emily Constantia's vampiric nature came out, and now, she was out for blood. Emily Constantia ran at Lincoln, Thera Amihan, and Crash Bandicoot, and she tried to attack them, but they dodge her attacks, and then, Lincoln drove his massive greatsword into Emily Constantia's stomach, and he began sucking out her vast dark powers, immense strength, and vampiric abilities, and he made them his own.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, for the grand finale. VAMPIRIC BLOOD LIFE ENERGY DRAIN!

Suddenly, all the gems embedded in the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged golden blade of his Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds suddenly began glowing green, and then, Lincoln began draining Emily Constantia of all her life energy and blood, and when he was done and he removed his massive greatsword from her stomach, Emily Constantia was now a desiccated corpse drained of her vampiric powers, blood, and life energy, and as soon as her soul appeared, Lincoln fired a blast of energy from his massive greatsword and had her imprisoned inside an energy card. We cheered wildly for what Thera Amihan, Lincoln, and Crash Bandicoot did as they holstered their weapons and powered down, and Thera Amihan's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and massive purple angel wings are permanent.

Thera Amihan: That's one down and two of those monsters to go, and we're now pissing them off greatly. Thank you for helping us get rid of that religious fanatic and zealous heretical vampire, Linky, you too, Crash.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Thera.

Crash Bandicoot: She did need to pay for what she did, and I'm always happy to help.

Crash Bandicoot went back to us, and suddenly, Thera Amihan wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Thera Amihan's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and Ghostrick Yeti flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and snow falling and elemental forces behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Thera Amihan absorbed the elemental forces and they came back to us as the display vanished.

Nico: Whoa, oh man, now that's what I call a fight of ice against darkness, Lincoln, Thera, Crash, you showed that showed that vampire no mercy whatsoever, and sent her to her death.

Lincoln: She didn't deserve any mercy, I warned them never to show their faces again, but those fools never learn.

Me: And you used your Vampiric Life Drain on her, awesome!

Lincoln sent the soul of Emily Constantia in a cage and he put the curse on her that gave her back her life energy, but once that happened, suction tubes came out and were attached onto her, and then, the suction tubes activated, and Emily Constantia's life energy was being sucked out of her again: she was condemned to that punishment until all of The Ghostrick Destroyers are killed, and it flowed into Lincoln and The Michigan Supernatural Defense Force as they gained a massive power boost.

Nico: (Snickers) That Room of Tortured Souls is definitely a top-notch prison for some of Michigan's most dangerous thugs and criminals.

Lincoln: And the curse I put on them has continued to work for seven years, that way, they can suffer for all eternity of regaining their life energy only to have it drained out of them again and flowing into us. But, if any of them get a little out of hand, I put in a counter curse, should any of them get a little out of hand or try to escape, the counter curse will activate and the life energy they regain from the curse will not only be drained out of them forever, but they'll be sent to The Black Gates forever with help from our stone gargoyles and stone vampire bats perched outside the castle.

Ravenna Amaranth: And Lincoln also put up a new curse: once all the members of The Ghostrick Destroyers are destroyed and sent to The Prison of Tortured Souls and all their life energy has been drained, they will be sent to The Black Gates forever.

Me: Cool!

Nico: So, you'll keep them imprisoned inside the castle's prison until that day comes, nice one. So, Lincoln, which Noble Knight Gene-Slammer are you meeting tomorrow?

Lincoln: Ooh, I've got just the one: we'll be meeting the Gene-Slammer of Noble Knight Bedwyr.

Melanie Artorgius: (Gasps) Awesome, and there's only one who'd be Gene-Slammed into Noble Knight Bedwyr, Belle Bedivere, and you guys will love meeting her, Belle Bedivere is Lincoln's Guardian Angels from Michigan and she's a very powerful wielder of light magic and a very powerful swordswoman and a member of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table. She trained Lincoln both in the art of swordsmanship and magic, and he became a very powerful swordsman and master of magic, and she also taught him much about the Code of Chivalry and really instilled what it means to be a true hero, to fight with both courage and honor, to protect those he loves and holds dear to his heart, and never to let those with such malice and evil in their black hearts get away with their crimes. Plus, you're going to love hearing this: Belle Bedivere is also a direct descendant of Bedivere of Camelot.

We gasped.

Me: Bedivere, one of the skilled Knights of the Round Table, and who notably assumes Griflet's hitherto traditional role from French romances as the one who eventually returns Excalibur to the Lady of the Lake after Arthur's last battle.

Katara Chevalierflamboyant: (French Accent) That's right, plus, Lincoln made her a dark red coat with the coat of arms of Royal Woods' Knights of The Michigan Table along with a beautiful necklace, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips after their training, and Belle Bedivere hate Lola with a very blazing passion. One day, Belle and Lincoln along with the rest of the Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table were having a meeting at our castle, but then, the alarm triggered, and we saw who it was that had triggered the alarm: it was Lola, and she brought with her an army of thugs she hired. Belle and Lincoln went out there along with the rest of us, and they'd slain them with her greatsword. It drove that little monster into a blood-crazed fury, but before she could get after us, Lincoln and Belle fired chains of light magic which bound that bitch and tied her up.

Nico: Did he call his family and his nice sisters for this?

Lincoln: Yep, and needless to say, Leni, Luna, Laney, Lucy, Lana, and Lily wanted her head on a pike!

Me: Should've known she would do something like this.

Lincoln: I know, but I wasn't surprised, Lola tried to kill me many times in the past, but in the end, their plan failed, and Lola got grounded for eighteen weeks, and to make sure that she didn't try to get revenge on us, Belle Bedivere and I casted a spell to prevent them from coming back to hurt us.

Me: Yeah, messing with the descendant of Bedivere of Camelot and one of the members of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table will have dire and disastrous consequences.

Nico: That little monster really hated that her greatest "plan" was foiled once again, and she got into even more serious trouble.

Lincoln: She seriously didn't even know when to quit, and to make it worse, her plan also earned her the vengeance of my nice sisters. And now, for Julia Carolina's mission tomorrow, we're going to face off against the second-in-command of The Ghostrick Destroyers, Abigail Callidora.

Miyuki Shirayuki: (Japanese Accent) Yes, which means you and I will be facing her, Linky. And then, it won't be long before you and Raven Ghostrick face off against Audrey Blade.

Lincoln: Yeah, and we'll make her pay for everything that she and her group has tried to do in killing The Ghostrick Guardian Angels and trying to destroy humanity.


Later we were watching TV.

Poromon: Nothing out of the ordinary so far.

Me: Yep.

But then…

LOUD FART!

Me: Uch! NICO!

Nico: It wasn't me!

LOUD FART!

Lincoln pointed to Lori.

Lori: I DID NOT FART! IT WAS MY SHOE!

Poliwag: You sure?

Lori: Yeah! See?

She tried to get the shoes to squeak but nothing happened.

Lori: Now it's not doing it.

LOUD FART!

Me: UCH! LORI!

Lori: IT WAS MY SHOE!

Lincoln: Lori that was you.

Camie: Has Lori always been like that?

Me: Don't fucking ask. For the last 7 years since I've known Lori she has had a really nasty flatulence problem and has always been in denial about it and was always blaming it on everything including her shoes.

Nico patted Lori's tummy.

LOUD SUPER FART!

Lori: Nico!

Me: Wait. Lori did you eat some bean chips when we weren't looking?

Lincoln: Lori we told you not to eat bean chips anymore! You know how you get with them.

Me: Yeah!

Camie: Does Lori get like that because of them?

Me: Yeah she loves eating bean chips but they give her really nasty gas and cause her temper problems. I've known about this for over 7 years and Lincoln's Guardian Angels can vouch for it too.

Anna Anyanova: It's true. We saw Lori eat them by the truckload and she gets really temperamental with them.

Lola: Yeah and her farts are so rank that not even a skunk would come near her! (To Pepe Le Pew) No offense Pepe.

Pepe Le Pew: (French Accent) None taken Lola mon cheri.

Nico still patted Lori's tummy.

Lori: Actually Nico that literally feels good.

Nico: Good. Bobby want to come help Lori out with me?

Bobby: Sure Amigo.

Nico and Bobby laid her on the sofa and they were patting her tummy.

LOUD FARTS!

Farts came out by the dozens.

Lori: (LAUGHS) That tickles!

Nico: Sorry. But it helps.

I opened a window.

Nico then started patting Lori's tummy hard.

Lori: Ow not so hard Nico.

Nico: Oh sorry.

Nico resumed patting but then there was a rumble.

Me: UH OH!

Eli: THERE'S A BIG ONE COMING!

Nico: DUCK AND COVER PEOPLE!

We ducked and covered and then…

SUPER LOUD EXPLOSIVE FART!

SHE RELEASED A MASSIVELY LOUD FART THAT WAS HEARD ALL OVER THE GALAXY!

We were shocked and Lori blushed in embarrassment.

Nico: Lori.

Me: Whoa that was a big one.

Eli: Wow.

Me: Are you okay Lori?

Lori: I think so.

Dexter: My goodness I haven't heard a release of flatulence that loud since the time I consumed that huge burrito.

Me: Me neither.

Nico continued patting her tummy.

Me: You didn't eat a huge burrito like that did you?

Lori: No I didn't. I had those bean chips like you said.

LOUD FARTS!

Me: Good thing the windows are opened.

Lincoln: I remember this one time Lori's farts got so bad we had to call in the HAZMAT division and we ended up staying at Aunt Ruth's house for 10 days for our house to be fumigated.

Nico: GEEZ!

Poromon: When was this?

Lincoln: It was about a month before J.D. moved to Michigan.

Laney: Yeah that was bad.

Anna Anyanova: I remember that all too well. Lori tried to say it was her shoe but Lori got grounded for it for that duration.

Lola: Yeah.

Laney: Then Lori farted again but it was really Lincoln.

Lincoln: Yeah sorry about that.

Laney: No worries bro.

Pumbaa: Boy and I thought my farts smell bad. (FARTS) Oops. Sorry.

Lana: No worries Pumbaa.

Nico: Boy we're all full of gas bags aren't we?

WE LAUGHED!

Lori: (LAUGHS) That is true.

Poromon hopped on her tummy

BOING BOING BOING BOING!

Lori: (LAUGHS) That is literally cute and funny.

Poromon: Thanks Lori.

The mascots all jumped on her.

BOINB BOING BOING BOING BOING BOING!

Lori: (LAUGHS)

Even the new mascots from yesterday hopped on her tummy.

Except for Genesect and the Pokemon that were too big.

Lori was laughing that the cute mascots were jumping.

Me: Lucille did Lori's ancestral version of her have the same issues back in the 17th century?

Lucille Loud: (Scottish Accent) Aye that she did. Every time she would release a fart it would smell worse than rotten haggis now.

Me: That is crazy. So it's hereditary.

Nico: Yeah.

Lucille Loud: Aye it is.

Poliwag: Whee!

Lori was laughing.

Me: That is funny.

?: Boy it sure is.

Then we saw 2 Toxtricity! One in Low Key and the other in Amped Form.

Qin: Cool!

Me: 2 Toxtricity!

Toxtricity (Amped): (In a girls voice) The Mascots are cute doing that.

Toxtricity (Low Key): (In a girls voice) They sure are.

Nico: Allison and Flores Valliance!

They reverted back and they were 2 girls. Both wearing pitch black goth clothes and 1 had neon blue hair and yellow eyes and the other had golden yellow hair with blue eyes.

Allison Valliance: Gnarly to see you again Nico!

Flores Valliance: Same to you bro!

Me: Awesome outfits girls.

Allison Valliance: Thanks. We're known as the Twins of Black Lightning.

Me: Cool!

Flores Valliance: Yeah we have black lightning powers. Watch.

They both fired streams of black lightning and it hit a flower pot and shattered it into a million pieces.

Me: WHOA! That was powerful!

Xenia: I'll say!

Lori: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Allison Valliance: Mine is where we saw a fight with a bunch of bullies beating up a bunch of nerds and we electrocuted them and got them all expelled and sent to prison.

Flores Valliance: Mine is where the bullies abusive parents came after us and we sent them to prison too. It was 40 parents that were abusive.

Me: GEEZ! That explains what that huge arrest was that I saw all those years ago was.

Nicole: Boy no kidding there. That was amazing.

Me: Yep.

Nico: Yeah.

The 2 girls hugged Nico.

Nico: I missed you girls.

Allison Valliance: Same here Nico.

Flores Valliance: Yeah.

Then Sheila and Tom came in.

Me: Oh Sheila, Tom. What brings you here?

Sheila: We actually need the help of the mascots for this one.

Tom Lair: But first, Nico, what Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?

Me: Oh right the Mandatory Question.

Nico: Yep. Grapploct, Polteageist and Hatterene next. Lola will not like the Polteageist one because she is in to tea parties and all that.

Lola: You're right on that.

Stewie: Guys, have I ever told you about how me and Brian infiltrated a sex slave operation?

Me: Did you really guys?

Brian: We sure did.

Me: What happened?

They told us everything.


Meg's friend Ruth invites her to come study for a semester in Paris. Although a little reluctant at first due to the cost, Meg wins over her parents after she tells them she can afford it with money she saved. Upon arrival in Paris, they agree to share a ride with a stranger who phones in their location to his cohorts when they arrive. As they settle in and Meg calls her dad at home, she observes men breaking in and kidnapping Ruth. Meg tries to hide but is also caught. Peter speaks briefly with the kidnappers before they cut him off. When the FBI arrive, they give Lois the bad news that if Meg isn't found within ninety-six hours she might vanish forever but they are unable to act before that time is up. Brian overhears and pitches to Stewie that they should act themselves.

On their way to Paris, Stewie reveals he has a tape he made of the kidnapper's short conversation with Peter. Arriving at Ruth's aunt's house, they decide to use Google Earth to trace Meg and find a satellite image of their stranger rider with them. They return to the airport and spot their stranger. Confronting him with a picture of him with Meg and Ruth, he bolts but is hit and killed by a bus. Brian and Stewie check his wallet and discover an address. Disguising themselves as salesmen, they use voice recognition software to compare the recording with Peter and discover their man. After killing his companions and fighting him, Stewie gets him to reveal he keeps the girls upstairs. They rush up to discover rooms full of girls handcuffed to beds, but when they spot one wearing Meg's hat, she reveals that she was taken away to a sex slave auction.

Arriving at the auction, they slip inside with Stewie disguised as one of the victims but as they try to hide, Stewie is caught and entered into the auction. Stewie puts on a show, forcing Brian to buy him, but they are both discovered to be frauds when confronted to pay. Just as they are about to be taken away, they spot Meg in the auction. As Brian and Stewie are chained in a basement, Brian manages to break loose and strike his captor with the pipes they are chained to while Stewie finishes him off. As they exit, they spot Meg being rushed away and try to intercept but the kidnappers evade them and rush Meg onto a yacht. Knocking out a henchman and stealing his car, they use the car chase GPS to follow until they manage to leap aboard from a bridge. Stewie arms Brian with a gun and silencer and he takes out several of the bad guys, as well as a passing waiter of another boat until he runs out of bullets but before he can be shot, the passing boat returns and picks off his would-be executor. Meg finds herself delivered to a rich, fat Arab and puts up a show of defiance, but he reveals he bought her to be his handsome son's wife. He makes a heartfelt proposal, offering to send her home if she wishes but proposes marriage which Meg gladly accepts. But as they start to kiss, Stewie picks off the suitor with his own silencer-equipped gun. Stewie blanks out Meg's memory of his involvement, leaving her to only remember her dead suitor while Lois reveals that Ruth had her tongue ripped out.


When it was done we were amazed and shocked!

Qin: Whoa! That is amazing!

Lola: Yeah!

Me: Wait that was you guys!? I was trying to bust that operation for years. You saved me a lot of trouble bringing them down.

Brian: Yeah that was awesome.

Stewie: Although some of the guys might have gotten away.

Me: Yeah I did find most of them dead and no idea who caused it all and I rescued most of the people held captive there. I found one girl with her tongue ripped out.

Laney: Yuck.

Me: Yeah. But INTERPOL now has put out bounties on all those that are still at large.

Tom Lair: It's funny you brought that up.

Me: Is it really?

Tom Lair: Yeah. Because we have reason to believe that these are the same guys that are part of that operation and did this before.

Me: Wow.

Lola: That is crazy.

Qin: And you need the Mascots to go undercover and bring them down for good.

Tom Lair: That's right.

Stewie: I hope you guys are careful!

Poliwag: We will be.

Me: Where were they last seen?

Sheila: Gotham Royal York Baby Powder Factory.

Me: That place has been abandoned for years. Must be a perfect hideout.

Poromon: We're on our way.

Horsea: Wish us luck!

Me: We'll be ready just in case.

They were off.

Nico: There goes the bravest mascots ever.

Me: Yep.

The mascots were ready for this.

Horsea: I'm glad that we're getting to slowly meet other fellow mascots.

Poromon: Me too.

Sheila: That is so cool that you're starting to do so.

Tom Lair: Same here guys.

Horsea: It's so fun.

Sheila: It sure is

They arrived at the station and in the office of Tom Lair it was for a briefing on the operation.

Tom Lair: Now, we need to track down one of the people operating the sex slave operation and make him tell us what he knows.

Poromon: Do we have any leads on one of them?

Sheila: Yes he is in this hotel room.

She pulled out a room key for it and it was at the Gotham Royal York Comfjordable Inn.

Sheila: Very awesome 5 Diamond Hotel. Wally Walrus owns it. He's in room 582.

Poromon: Okay.

Poliwag: We're on it. We'll use our cuteness to get him to talk.

Manaphy: We also have to free the girls being used as sex slaves!

Sheila: Exactly. If there are any, have Varie bring the medical transport for them.

Tentacool: You got it.

Sheila: Be careful guys.

Poromon: Will do. We'll head out right away.

They did so.

At the Gotham Royal York Comfjordable Inn the mascots got to room 582. It was a penthouse suite.

Poromon: Nice place.

Poromon pecked on the door.

Poromon: Pizza delivery.

No one answered.

Manaphy: No one's there. We'll have to go in.

Horsea: Okay.

Manaphy used the master key and they went in and it was a really nice room and place.

Manaphy: Nice room. He sure has good tastes.

Horsea: No kidding.

Poliwag: We have to make sure we're not spotted.

Poromon: We're in luck though. Wally said that the man in the room won't be back for 3 more hours.

They got to searching.

Manaphy: Newspaper articles about missing girls.

Poromon: Wow. Probably being kept as trophies.

They went into another room and found LOADS AND LOADS of stacks of cash and gold.

Manaphy: Look at all the money.

Horsea: No way all that is used to by stuff.

Tentacool then found another bedroom and it was locked.

Tentacool: It's locked.

Manaphy: Anyone got a key?

Poromon used his beak and pecked the door open.

Manaphy: Awesome.

They went in and found 5 girls in their underwear and they were handcuffed to the bed and looked like they hadn't eaten in days!

Poromon: Oh my god!

Girl 1: (Weak) Help us.

Girl 2: (Weak) We've been here for days.

Manaphy: Hold on girls.

They freed them.

Horsea: I'll radio for Varie.

Horsea did so and they freed the girls.

Jirachi: I bet Nicole won't be happy about this!

Nicole: No I sure won't.

She came in with Varie.

Nicole: Boy these girls are close to death.

Varie and the Medical unit came and they took the girls to the infirmary.

Manaphy: Nicole I found this.

She pulled out an ID she found and it was a drivers license of the man that did it. He had black hair and blue eyes and a black shirt.

Nicole: Terrance Salazar. I've heard of this guy. He's wanted in 16 countries for sex trafficking and selling girls on the black market as sex slaves.

Girl 1: (Weak) That's the man that kidnapped us. We were here on vacation and he took us and held us here for 3 days.

Nicole: Oh man.

Poromon: With any luck, he's probably doing the same process to sell sex slaves.

Nicole: It says here that he has a really nasty criminal history. He is wanted in 16 countries for doing this.

Me: I'll have the satellites find places for his operations.

I got to work and found out that he had 5 hideouts. They were in the abandoned dog food factories and I relayed the locations to the police and they went there to search them.

Poliwag: You think he remembers Stewie and Brian?

Nicole: No doubt he probably does.

Manaphy: Now we have enough info and evidence to bring him down.

Nicole: Yep.

Poliwag then heard something.

Poliwag: The guy's come back!

Nicole: Lets vamoose!

They used Instant Transmission and got out of there fast.

The man came back and went into the room and saw that the girls were gone!

Terrance Salazar: NO! NOOOOOO! I WILL KILL WHOEVER DID THIS AND I WILL FUCKING ENJOY IT!

Brian: Now, whatever you guys do, don't be fooled by the music going on when the bidding starts!

Stewie: Come on. Admit it! California Girls by Katy Perry is an awesome song!

Poromon: It is. But we will not fall for it.

Manaphy: We may be cute but we are not that gullible.

Brian: Good.

They were off.

They later arrived at the pier and saw the warehouse and went in and hid. In it was a bunch of guys looking at a bunch of girls in skimpy clothes and more and bidding on them.

California Girls by Katy Perry was playing.

Uh oh.

Manaphy: There's the song.

Poromon: It may be catchy but we're not going to fall for it.

The mascots shook their heads for no.

They showed us on the video camera what was going on and it was sick.

Me: That is really sick.

Eli: No kidding.

Nico: I think we've seen enough guys. Lets get them.

Poromon: Let's take some of their guns to use for ourselves.

Manaphy: Good idea.

Poliwag: Time for this party to be crashed.

Poromon: You got it.

Just as the bidding was going on…

Poromon: (Echoing) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!

A massive blast of lightning hit the thugs and electrocuted them until they were paralyzed.

Thug: WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!

But then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted through the roof of the warehouse and a phoenix cry was heard and then we blasted in!

Me: Okay you dirtclods! You're under arrest!

Terrance Salazar: Team Loud Phoenix Storm! KILL THEM!

We blasted them all over and Nicole blasted them in their crotches.

Terrance saw Stewie and Brian!

Stewie: Sup, buddy?

Terrance Salazar: YOU! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!

He pulled out a gun and I then slashed his hand off!

HE SCREAMED IN PAIN!

He then clutched the stub of his hand.

I then kicked him in the face and we blasted the thugs all over and freed the girls.

We had all the thugs and men being loaded into vans.

Nicole: Have a nice life in the stony lonesome you fuckers.

Terrance Salazar: I WILL GET MY REVENGE! NO PRISON IS STRONG ENOUGH TO HOLD ME!

Stewie: Oh, you can have fun in the local jail here... while we determine which of our prisons we send you to!

Me: And you're going to Butcher Bay.

Terrance Salazar: NO!

They were taken away.

Riddick: Butcher Bay. He is not going to like that one.

Qin: No he isn't.

Lola: Yep.

Sheila: Nice job guys!

Poromon: Thanks! That was so fun!

Xenia: It sure was!

Nico: We're very proud of you guys!

Tom Lair: We sure are. And these guys are probably going to give us all more dirt on more operations around the world.

Nico: Yep.

Manaphy: Aww it was nothing.

Lola: But it was still fun though for you guys.

Lori: It literally was great.

Lynn: I'll say.

Nico: How about we head to Lynn's Table to celebrate before Julie's big mission tomorrow?

We cheered!

Meg: Also, the girl who got her tongue ripped out was my friend Ruth.

Me: I remember that.

Nico: Ouch. Lets go guys.

We went to Lynn's Table for some grub.

Terrance Salazar was found guilty of his crimes and he was sentenced to Eternity in Butcher Bay. He was sent to the Triple Max section of the prison. No way he will be getting out anytime soon.

All his thugs sang like birds and the FBI, CIA, INTERPOL, Scotland Yard and all the law enforcement agencies sprang into action and got all the sex slave operations stopped and arrested and all the girls were saved.


Meanwhile on Ringworld, Sarge, Church, Carolina and team were getting ready for our arrival to help them destroy Chrovos once and for all.

Carolina: I'm ready to destroy Chrovos forever.

Sarge: Same here and it will be good.

Church: You got that right.

Sarge: And Julie will be awesome for this. Lets move out!

They got ready and went to the screen and it froze.

TO BE CONTINUED!


Another awesome chapter done.

This was awesome and it was based on the Family Guy episode Leggo My Meg-O which aired on May 6th, 2012 and that was awesome.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.

For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily, along with Kalin, Superfriends Giganta, Unipastrami, Universe 666 Dark Mind Soul, Kyrosys and Meteor as well as Giganta, Melissa Edinborough, Rilliona, the Magistus of Verre, Chaos Emperor Dragon - Envoy of the End And Noelle Silva and we're going to a planet made of Candy Bars and that is going to be a really awesome and tasty one! Also we're going to battle Mandy from Totally Spies who is out to get revenge and she is going to try and kill Sam, Clover and Alex! Not if RARITY HAS ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT! AND LIKE APPLEJACK AND TWILIGHT, SHE IS GOING TO EXPLODE IN POWER LIKE HOW GOHAN DID WITH CELL AND SHE IS GOING TO BEAT THAT CONNIVING QUEEN BEE BITCH INTO OBLIVION AND SEND HER BACK TO LYNN'S TABLE CRYING LIKE A BROKEN AND BATTERED BABY! Also We're going to face Another Tim Scam, Dr. Vomosa, Inga Bittersweet, Macker, Carla Wong the Lady Dragon, Shelly Junglelove, Milan Stilton, Bertha Bombshell, Superfriends Giganta and Kalin. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Polteageist and her name is Elizabeth "Crow" Victoria and she is a dark angel from England.

The next match-up scene for the saga is Julia Carolina, Miyuki Shirayuki, Gene-Slammer of Ghostrick Yuki-Onna, and Lincoln VS Abigail Callidora

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to McWolf's Castle in Austria, but we also got some really bad news: earlier today, McWolf had gotten news from Vypra that Audrey Blade, leader of The Ghostrick Destroyers, had brought back Mileena, the half Tarkatan-half Edenian clone made by Shang Tsung, and even worse, she'd made an alliance with the rogue Edenians, Rain and Tanya, along with more remnants of Shao Khan's army: D'Vorah, Skarlet, Reiko, Sektor, Motaro, Kollector, along with the fallen Elder God, Shinnok, and the Titan of Time, Kronika, in an attempt to still get revenge on us for what we'd been doing to her fellow Ghostrick Destroyers, but too bad for her, McWolf caught onto her scheme, and although he captured the rogue Edenians, Rain and Tanya, along with D'Vorah, Skarlet, Reiko, Sektor, Motaro, Kollector, the fallen Elder God, Shinnok, and the Titan of Time, Kronika, Mileena escaped to Outworld, but we'll deal with her later in time. But, those ten villains, for their crimes against Earth and Outworld along with the many lives lost because of these individuals, no mercy will ever be shown to to any of them, the only thing awaiting them is death and that's exactly what we're going to give them. And we're going to meet the next Noble Knight Gene-Slammer, her name is Belle Bedivere, Gene-Slammer of Noble Knight Bedwyr, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angels from Michigan and she's a very powerful wielder of light magic and a very powerful swordswoman and a member of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table. She trained Lincoln both in the art of swordsmanship and magic, and he became a very powerful swordsman and master of magic, and she also taught him much about the Code of Chivalry and really instilled what it means to be a true hero, to fight with both courage and honor, to protect those he loves and holds dear to his heart, and never to let those with such malice and evil in their black hearts get away with their crimes. Plus, you're going to love hearing this: Belle Bedivere is also a direct descendant of Bedivere of Camelot, one of the skilled Knights of the Round Table, and who notably assumes Griflet's hitherto traditional role from French romances as the one who eventually returns Excalibur to the Lady of the Lake after Arthur's last battle. Lincoln made her a dark red coat with the coat of arms of Royal Woods' Knights of The Michigan Table along with a beautiful necklace, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips after their training, and Belle Bedivere hate Lola with a very blazing passion. One day, Belle and Lincoln along with the rest of the Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table were having a meeting at our castle, but then, the alarm triggered, and we saw who it was that had triggered the alarm: it was Lola, and she brought with her an army of thugs she hired. Belle and Lincoln went out there along with the rest of us, and they'd slain them with her greatsword. It drove that little monster into a blood-crazed fury, but before she could get after us, Lincoln and Belle fired chains of light magic which bound that bitch and tied her up. Lincoln called his family and his nice sisters and told them what happened, and needless to say, Leni, Luna, Laney, Lucy, Lana, and Lily wanted her head on a pike! But Lincoln wasn't surprised, Lola tried to kill him many times in the past, but in the end, their plan failed, and Lola got grounded for eighteen weeks, and to make sure that she didn't try to get revenge, Belle Bedivere and Lincoln casted a spell to prevent her from coming back to hurt them because messing with the descendant of Bedivere of Camelot and one of the members of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table will have dire and disastrous consequences.

Get ready for an awesome adventure into the world of Halo as we go there on Julie Carolina's big day mission to help Sarge and team destroy Chrovos and end her evil power once and for all.

See you all next time.