This chapter is based on The Golden Compass
Walking through Nowhere was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily, along with Shade, Owl, Carnom, Evil Genie Woman, Fat Bandit and Typeface as well as Black Widow, Owl, Sento Kiryu, Falke, Evil HERO Inferno Wing and Honest and we were there for an awesome rescue.
Me: Boy been a while since we were in Nowhere, Kansas.
Fu: No kidding there.
Qin: Yeah.
Lola: It has been a while.
Camie: This is amazing.
Nico: It sure is.
Bai Tza: Boy it feels like forever ago since we were here.
Nico: I know.
Owl: I say now. This is amazing that we're here too.
Black Widow: It sure is.
Nico: Black Widow, I want to thank you, Shade, and your teams for coming
Black Widow: No problem Nico. It's going to be awesome helping you.
Me: It's always fun having you help us Natasha.
Xenia: Yep.
Owl: It sure is.
Nico: Owl, are you like the grandfather of Pooh and the others?
Owl: In a way I most certainly am.
Me: Owls are considered to be the wisest of birds in the animal kingdom which I think is very spiritually amazing.
Lola: I agree there.
Owl: Indeed there and that is a very well known fact.
Varie: Yeah it sure is.
Nico: I bet you're also glad you were barely seen in Blood and Honey
Owl: I most certainly am glad too.
Me: I think you survived because you flew away.
Owl: That might very well be a possibility.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: Boy yesterday was awesome and cool.
Varie: Yeah we showed Divatox what for.
Nico: She's not dead in prison yet. I don't want her to die right away.
Me: That's good. But it was still awesome to face her.
Qin: Yeah it sure was. I wonder who we're going to face after Matau's big day mission.
Xenia: I was wondering that myself.
Me: Same here.
Nico: I hope it's King Mondo again.
Me: That will be awesome! We can send him to the Black Gates.
Lola: Absolutely.
Lana: No one tries to turn Earth into a machine world.
Laney: Yeah no kidding.
Me: But this will be awesome though.
Nico: You think his general Venjix is related to the one we know and hate?
Me: It's possible. But highly unlikely. They are 2 different monsters.
Nico: Yeah Venjix of RPM is a rogue artificial intelligence and Venjix of Zeo is a robot general.
Qin: Yeah. Just because they share the same name doesn't mean they are related.
Camie: Yeah that is true.
Nico: It's good we're here and Fluttershy is not going to like this. That Cruel Veterinarian has escaped from prison and is trying to continue what he started in the past.
We gasped!
Lana: Not him again!
Bai Tza: That jerk! Doesn't he know when to quit!?
Laney: Obviously not.
Nico: That Vet is here somewhere.
Fluttershy: That great BIG MEANY! I will not let him do this to poor animals!
Qin: Me neither!
Lincoln: This is going to be awesome, not only are we going to get another shot at beating the stuffing out of The Cruel Veterinarian, but I sensed it. Fluttershy, just like Twilight, Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie, you're going to transform into your most powerful and ultimate transformation, just like when J.D. and I ascended.
Fluttershy: That's true, I felt it for myself, Lincoln.
Nico: And so did we. You'll show that monster what happens when he dares to hurt animals for his own sick twisted pleasure.
Me: Just like what happened years ago in Nowhere.
Lincoln: Earth, Laney, Lana, Bai Tza, and I still remember that day all too well. Now, to sense for that sicko. (Senses for The Cruel Veterinarian) Aha, caught you! He's 200 clicks north of our location, but heads up, gang, he's got armed thugs courtesy of that mutant, Flip.
Anna Anyanova: (GROWLS) Flip's going to get an even worse beatdown than when Twilight gave him one when we get through with him!
Lincoln: Don't worry, Anna, you will. I'd better get rid of Flip's thugs.
Lincoln concentrated on Flip's armed musclebound thugs, and then, waves of red energy came right out of them and they screamed in agonizing pain, and the waves of red energy flowed into Lincoln and he was getting stronger and stronger and stronger still, and as soon as Lincoln was done, the thugs were drained of all their energy and were left as desiccated corpses drained of their life forces, muscle mass, virility, strength, and souls, and he sent them to The Black Gates. Then, we set our sights on The Cruel Veterinarian.
May: Think we should call Courage?
Nico: No. Last thing he needs is to see this fucker.
Me: I agree there.
Nico: Yeah. Lets get him!
We went at the Vet.
Cruel Veterinarian: You will all be sent into Space and become Space Dogs! (LAUGHING CRUELLY)
?: NOT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON!
Suddenly, the spirits of every breed of dog appeared out of nowhere as they flew around the place and they fire blasts of elements and energy at The Cruel Veterinarian and he was hit badly. Then, the spirits converged and they crashed onto the ground as a Thunderbird screech and Phoenix cry was heard and we appeared, and when he saw us, he was absolutely pissed off big time and he went crazy.
Cruel Veterinarian: You! You ruined my experiment!
Nico: Even after all this time, you haven't changed at all!
Lincoln: His mind has forever deteriorated, Nico, because of his insanity and cruelty to all dogs, but it won't matter, we're sending him right back to jail where he belongs. But, first.
Lincoln fired a blast of rainbow energy and fire at The Cruel Veterinarian and it sent him flying into a wall, he got back up, but this angered him even more.
Fluttershy: Nice shot, Linky.
Lincoln: Thanks.
Cruel Veterinarian: YOU RUINED A GREAT EXPERIMENT!
Me: Your "Experiment" is one that is full of lunacy!
Nico: What you're doing is animal cruelty!
Qin: And if there is one thing we never tolerate it's Cruelty to Animals!
Camie: YEAH!
Cruel Veterinarian: I don't care! SPACE DOGS ARE THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE! (LAUGHING LIKE A DERANGED LUNATIC!)
Eli: This guy is nuts!
Me: He is completely fucking insane!
Nico: Space dogs isn't even a real term!
Me: That's right! It's just shows how stupid and idiotic you are!
Eli: Yeah!
Fluttershy: And I won't stand for it!
Suddenly, something within Fluttershy's mind snapped as memories of The Cruel Veterinarian's crimes against all dogs and for what he did in traumatizing Courage rushed through her head and her green eyes turned neon light green, and she was surrounded by a yellow and pink energy aura with stars, magic, butterflies, leaves, plants, animals, and Alicorns, she unholstered her massive Fluttershy's Nature Plant Jungle Kindness Alicorn Greatsword of Nature Justice and Animal Kindness from her back, and as she approached The Cruel Veterinarian, she left yellow and pink energy, stars, butterflies, magic, plants, leaves, animals, and Alicorns with every step.
Fluttershy: I have had enough of you, Cruel Veterinarian, you've sent so many dogs over the years into space and for what, for your hope they become Space Dogs, and don't you dare say it was for science, you were and always will be a cruel, sick, twisted individual who has no respect for animals at all. (SUDDENLY GETTING EXTREMELY ANGRY AT THE CRUEL VETERINARIAN) But, what you did is the one thing that really crossed it, you sent Courage's parents into space and left him abandoned and alone forever as a pup until Muriel found him and gave him a home, and the added fact that you have absolutely no remorse at all..., (CANTERLOT ROYAL VOICE) YOU HAVE COMMITTED A TRULY GRAVE SERIES OF TRULY UNFORGIVABLE ACTIONS THAT'VE PLAGUED THE ANIMAL KINGDOM FOR FAR TOO LONG, AND YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO BE FORGIVEN FOR ANY OF THEM! THE CRIMES THAT YOU'VE COMMITTED AGAINST EARTH CAN NEVER BE FORGIVEN, AND FOR THAT, YOU SHALL PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE WITH YOUR LIFE!
We gasped at the sudden extent of Fluttershy's sudden fury: The Cruel Veterinarian was now in really extremely big trouble!
Me: OH MAN!
Eli: UH OH!
Nico: OH SHOOT! NOW, THE PSYCHO'S IN HUGE TROUBLE NOW!
Lincoln: You mess with animals when Fluttershy's around, and there's going to be tons of big trouble heading for that said person.
Lincoln, Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Starlight Glimmer, Sunset Shimmer, Trixie Lulamoon, Vinyl Scratch, Wallflower, The Canterlot 5, and the rest of Twilight Sparkle's Friends: HIT THE DIRT! SHE'S GOING TO BLOW!
We immediately ducked and covered as Fluttershy screamed with such extreme and violent rage and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
There was a massive explosion of energy and leaves and grass and she was surrounded by a massive vortex of yellow and pink energy with stars, magic, leaves, animals, and plants surrounding the vortex, there are butterflies flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a pink phoenix with red eyes glaring at The Cruel Veterinarian: the red eyes of death.
Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln Loud's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, The Unity Crystals fired a beam of light into Fluttershy's Nature Plant Jungle Kindness Alicorn Greatsword of Nature Justice and Animal Kindness, and then, her massive greatsword glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of yellow and pink energy with stars, magic, leaves, animals, and plants surrounding the vortex, there are butterflies flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a pink phoenix with red eyes glaring at The Cruel Veterinarian: the red eyes of death was A MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HER AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!
THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO FLUTTERSHY! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, FLUTTERSHY EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!
(ROAR BY KATY PERRY PLAYS)
Fluttershy grew from 7'4"to 7'9" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has weighted gold bands over the weighted pink bands on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large pink orbs orbiting around her legs, she has spring green highlights in the bangs of her long flowing pink hair, hair clip with three jeweled butterflies, and flower ornaments in her hair, she has neon green eyes and a yellow and pink energy aura with animals, plants, magic, leaves, and Alicorns surrounding her, she has she has an Alicorn with a leaf on its horn emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with spring green iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with pink gems for eyes and the Nature and Eternity Kanjis in its horn, she also has an Alicorn with pink gems for eyes and the Nature and Eternity Kanjis in its horn for the second pendant on the bottom of her Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with spring green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and pink gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love, Fluttershy's dressed in a short-sleeved spring green blouse with butterflies and forest animals, yellow sleeveless top with pink phoenix, pink skirt with leaves, pink knee-high high heels, and a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with butterflies, animals, leaves, and plants on the coattails, and on the back is an Alicorn surrounded by leaves and plants and right on top of its horn is the symbol of The Life Skylanders. Suddenly, Fluttershy felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive yellow angel wings with pink tips on the yellow feathers grew much bigger for her new body, Fluttershy has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large pink gem on her left ring finger and Yellow Lantern ring on her right ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand and her pink tail grew longer.
Suddenly, Fluttershy's massive Fluttershy's Nature Plant Jungle Kindness Alicorn Greatsword of Nature Justice and Animal Kindness and all the other greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of yellow and pink energy, stars, magic, butterflies, animals, leaves, plants, and Alicorns, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Fluttershy's True Nature Plant Magic Jungle Kindness Alicorn Greatsword of Magic Kindness Nature Justice and True Magic Animal Kindness, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded spring green and pink gems and the cutie mark of Fluttershy, leaves, and animals etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged golden blade, large yellow Alicorn heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with large pink gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold Alicorn heads with pink gems for eyes and on the bottom of the Alicorn heads is a large pony head with pink gems for eyes and a large pink gem in its mouth for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with pink gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left gold Bracer, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle and yellow gems for the eyes and a large pink gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, Golden Book of Ahm-Shere, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a pink kanji below the Alicorn that said, "Fluttershy, Alicorn Princess of Kindness and The Life Skylanders, Member of The Mane Nine, Loving Mother of Mirage Daffodil, Butterfly Rose, Sapphire Lilly, Emerald Oracle, Ruby Wind, and Golden Bunny, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Archenemy of Carmen Dillo, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of The Doomsday Twenty-Three and Queen Opaline Arcana, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, and Master of Nature, Animals, Plants, and Alicorns"
フラッターシャイ、優しさのアリコーン・プリンセスとライフ・スカイランダーズ、マネ・ナインのメンバー、ミラージュ・スイセンの愛する母、バタフライ・ローズ、サファイア・リリー、エメラルド・オラクル、ルビー・ウィンド、そしてゴールデン・バニー、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、カルメン・ディロの大敵、悪の破壊者でありスレイヤー、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、終末二十三の破壊者と女王オパーリンアルカナ、エクエストリア、ポニービル、およびキャンタロットの擁護者、のメンバー友情のテーブルの騎士、そして自然、動物、植物、アリコーンのマスター
Suddenly, Fluttershy's immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she'd transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!
Fluttershy has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-KINDNESS ALICORN PRINCESS-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA HARMONIOUS MAGIC KINDNESS ANIMAL LIFE JUNGLE SKYLANDER PRINCESS KINDNESS ALICORN ANGEL OF DIVINE MAGIC KINDNESS ANIMAL LIFE JUNGLE SKYLANDER PRINCESS KINDNESS ALICORN ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE MAGIC KINDNESS ANIMAL LIFE JUNGLE SKYLANDER PRINCESS KINDNESS ALICORN ANGEL LOVE!
We were really amazed by Fluttershy's Super Angel-Kindness Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when The Cruel Veterinarian saw it, he went absolutely insane and tried to rush at her to kill her, but Fluttershy fired a massive barrage of yellow and pink energy, animals, plants, magic, leaves, and Alicorns at The Cruel Veterinarian, and it hit him and sent him flying into another wall, and he also got burned badly by the power of Kindness, he got up, but he was really furious now and he roared with anger.
Nico: (TRULY AMAZED) Whoa...!
Me: (TRULY AMAZED) Incredible...!
Lincoln: (TRULY AMAZED BEYOND IMAGINATION) That's so awesome! Fluttershy has transformed into her Super Angel-Kindness Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, the fourth of The Princesses to do so, and now, Pennywise is going to die once and for all.
Fluttershy: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious Life Skylander Elemental Kindness Magic Alicorn Princess Angel and Divine Harmonious Animal Life Skylander Elemental Kindness Magic Alicorn Princess Angel Love) And he will pay for everything he's done. Shall we, Lincoln?
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Fluttershy, and so did we as we unholstered our weapons and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You should consider yourself lucky, now we get to beat you down once more before sending you right back to the nuthouse, you basket case.
Fluttershy and Lincoln went after The Cruel Veterinarian, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, yellow and pink energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at The Cruel Veterinarian and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Fluttershy attacked him with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they were mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving The Cruel Veterinarian mad.
Cruel Veterinarian: I HATE EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!
Our energy auras flared up as we'd gotten stronger thanks to his extremely massive hatred.
Nico: YEAH, FUCK YOU TOO, SCREWLOOSE!
Me: YEAH!
Nico: I wonder if her Stare is affected.
Then…
(WARBLING NOISE)
Fluttershy used her stare on the "Good Doctor" and he screamed in absolute fear and horror and it was like looking into the face of Toepick enhanced 100,000-fold! HE WAS SCREAMING IN FRIGHT AND FEAR AND HE TURNED COMPLETELY WHITE AS A GHOST!
Fluttershy: YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF! DOING SUCH TERRIBLE THINGS TO ANIMALS AND SENDING THEM INTO SPACE TO BECOME SPACE DOGS AND BREED IN SPACE AND YOU EVEN SENT POOR COURAGE'S PARENTS INTO SPACE AND MADE HIM SO SCARED AND HORRIFIED OF EVERYTHING! YOU SENT ALL THOSE DOGS INTO SPACE FOR YOUR OWN SELFISH PURPOSES! YOU'RE NOT A VETERINARIAN OR A DOCTOR! YOU'RE JUST A GREAT! BIG! FAT! MEANY!
WE GASPED AND ME AND MAY JUMPED INTO NICO'S ARMS IN FRIGHT!
Nico: OOF! YOU'RE GIVING ME A HERNIA GUYS!
Me: Fluttershy scares me doing that!
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Hate us all you want, but in the end, your hatred just makes us even stronger! (Rainbow Energy Aura flares up) But, your hatred has made you blind and weak, you may have thought no one would ever get in your way, but you underestimated your opponents, and in the end, that's why you will fail once again!
Lincoln and Fluttershy ran at The Cruel Veterinarian, and they proceeded to give him quite the nasty and brutal beatdown on him!
WHAM! BAM! SLAM! KRACK! BONK!
Me: (WINCES) OOH! OH MAN! THAT'S GOT TO HURT!
Nico: DAMN! NOW, THAT'S JUST BRUTAL!
Fluttershy: Nice one, Linky. Now, let's end this monster for good.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) On it, my Alicorn Princess of Kindness.
Lincoln and Fluttershy made two yellow and pink energy balls with leaves, plants, animals, butterflies, magic, and Alicorns surrounding them, and The Cruel Veterinarian, not liking this, was frozen with fear.
Lincoln and Fluttershy: LIFE SKYLANDERS KINDNESS HARMONY MEGABLAST!
Lincoln and Fluttershy fired the balls of yellow and pink energy with surrounding leaves, plants, animals, butterflies, magic, and Alicorns, and they hit The Cruel Veterinarian and they exploded with such incredible power, and he was knocked down and out.
And he was tied up in Neutronium Chains lined with rainbow energy and a rainbow energy straitjacket and he was sent right back to The Saturn Insane Asylum's Arkham Asylum Wing this time placed in a doorless cell and chained to the wall.
Nico: Serves you right!
Me: YEAH!
We all cheered wildly for what Fluttershy and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down, and Fluttershy's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, longer pink tail, and massive yellow angel wings are permanent.
Suddenly, Fluttershy felt wobbly and almost fainted, but Lincoln caught her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms.
Lincoln: Are you okay, Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: I'm a little dizzy, but I'm okay.
Me: Now, you know how we felt when we went through that, but that was so awesome! You and Lincoln both showed that monster absolutely no mercy whatsoever!
Nico: And that combo you guys used on that monster definitely knocked him out and sent him back to prison for good.
Fluttershy: That monster had it coming.
Me: You got that right.
Suddenly, Fluttershy turned to face Lincoln and she'd wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive and wide muscular pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Fluttershy's face, they kissed passionately as Fluttershy moved her hands and placed them on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and an Alicorn flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field with a beautiful forest with animals appearing behind them and we cheered wildly. Lincoln and Fluttershy then absorbed the elemental forces and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Nico: Nice job, you two!
Fluttershy: Thanks Nico.
Qin: Boy that was awesome!
Me: It sure was! He had it coming.
Xenia: No kidding.
Wallflower Blush: That was so awesome seeing him whimper in fear like that.
Varie: Yeah he deserved it.
Nico: He'll never hurt another animal again.
Me: Nope. But if he does it will be the black gates.
Lola: Yeah!
Fluttershy: I agree there.
Lana: Elmyra Duff should get that awesome version of the stare on her too.
Nico: That would be awesome to see.
Juran: Who cares about her?
Lana: No one. Just saying. I think it would be awesome to see Fluttershy give her that enhanced version of the Stare on her.
Me: Yeah. That would be awesome to see too.
Nico: It sure would.
Lola: I agree there.
Nico: I hope she wasn't hurting any animals here.
Me: Me too.
Lana: I know how Elmyra is and loves all animals too much.
Carol: I know. And she was made the Menace of the Animal Kingdom.
Nico: Now, onto other business.
Eli: Yep. I found the Anothers while we were going at it. We have Another Adam MacIntyre, Gentle Criminal and La Brava, Esidisi, General Yunnan, Julie Hinikawa, Arlong, Slenderman, Dyb Devlin, TTG BRIAN, Ariadne (Agents of Mayhem), Owl and Shade.
Nico: Whoa!
Lola: This will be interesting.
Nico: Who do we call for that?
Me: The Donkey Kong Crew - Dixie, Diddy, Funky, Lanky, Cranky, Chunky, Tiny, Swanky, Wrinkly, Kiddy and Candy Kong.
Nico: WOW!
Qin: Yeah that is awesome!
Lola: Yep.
Maria: I'll call them.
Me: Okay.
Maria did so and in swirls of fruit and coconuts came Dixie, Diddy, Funky, Lanky, Cranky, Chunky, Tiny, Swanky, Wrinkly, Kiddy and Candy Kong.
Chunky: Chunky ready.
Dixie: This will be awesome!
Diddy: Yeah dudes!
Tiny: It sure will be!
Nico: Who are you?
Another Esidisi: (In a girls voice) I believe that Lincoln knows me.
They merged and reverted back and it was a girl with red and orange hair and had red eyes and had fire angel wings and had the symbol of the Infernoble Knights in the middle of her forehead and she had orange and red clothes and had the symbol of the Infernoble Knights on her skirt and she had a fire blade sword.
Lincoln: Irina Infernoble!
Irina Infernoble: Awesome to see you again Lincoln and you grew into an awesome young man.
Lincoln: Thanks. Same to you. Irina is one of my guardian angels and she is for the Infernoble Monsters and she is an awesome swordswoman and she has amazing fire powers. Also she defended me from the worst of Lynn's fury. And she hates her with a vengeance.
Me: Uh oh. What did she do that time?
Irina Infernoble: Tried to kill Lincoln by stabbing him over 500 times.
We gasped!
Me: That is beyond overkill!
Lincoln: Yeah. Lynn was almost disowned from the family and sent to the nuthouse for 5 months.
Me: GEEZ!
Nico: No shit!
Me: By the way is the Another Shade friendly or hostile?
Irina Infernoble: Friendly and it's someone you know J.D.
Me: Wow.
Girl Jordan: First lets separate you.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and was separated from the Anothers.
Diddy: It's on like Donkey Kong!
We fired waves of coconuts, peanuts, grapes, feathers, pineapples and more and blasted them down and I caught the Wonder Ride Books.
Me: Take that!
Qin: YEAH!
Me: (IMITATING DONKEY KONG HOWL)
Nico: YEAH!
Lola: Now for Another Shade.
Nico: Any minute now.
Me: We don't have to wait long!
Out came Another Shade!
Nico: Whoa!
Lola: Dark.
Qin: Yep.
Another Shade: (In a girls voice) This will be awesome.
Me: That voice!
She reverted back and it was a girl with black hair, blue eyes, black clothes and had black angel wings and had the symbol for the Destiny HERO monsters in the middle of her forehead and on her right arm and had a sword of darkness in her hand.
Me: (GASP) Luna Destiny!
Luna Destiny: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here. Luna is a darkness master and she has cosmic Umbrakinesis and is also the gene-slammer of the Destiny HERO Monsters and she has all their powers too.
Nico: WHOA!
Qin: That is cool!
Kaito: (gets out Shinkenger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything
Zocks: (gets out Goseiger gear) Because we can grant it instead
Kaito got a Samurai Ranger sword and Zocks got a Megaforce Sword.
Luna Destiny: Just to have me and my HERO Gene-slammers help you guys out.
Me: That's gonna be easy for us. We just got to know where to look. Luna is part of a team of gene-slammers called The HERO Sisters. They are the gene-slammers of the HERO Duel Monsters: Elemental, Destiny, Evil, Masked, Vision, Laval, Gusto, Gishki, Constellar, Gemknight, Steelswarm, Ice Barrier, Lunalight and more.
Nico: Awesome!
Qin: That is cool.
Me: It sure is. Sorry we have to fight like this.
Luna Destiny: No worries.
She turned into Another Shade.
Sougo: (gets out Samurai Ridewatch) We can definitely help find them
Geiz: (gets out Megaforce Ridewatch) It'll have to be one day at a time though.
Sougo got SamuraiRedArmor while Geiz got MegaforceRedArmor
Another Shade: Got all the time in the world.
Nico: Time for some darkness! (Activates Shade and Owl's ridewatches)
He fired waves of darkness and smashed her down.
May: And magic. (ACTIVATES CARNOM AND EVIL GENIE WOMAN'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired waves of magic and smashed them down.
Maria: Time for some fury power! (ACTIVATES FAT BANDIT AND TYPEFACE'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired waves of fire and energy and blasted her down.
Owl: This will be most fun. (ACTIVATES OWL'S RIDEWATCH)
He fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
The Common Cold, The Crud, Injector, Antberry, Nep-Enut and Evil Venom Woman came.
Nico: Nice team Common Cold.
Common Cold: (SNEEZES) Thanks Nico.
Me: Bless you.
Common Cold: Thanks.
Then a Sirfetch'd came!
Me: Whoa a Sirfetch'd!
Qin: Wow!
Sirfetch'd: (In a girls voice) (British Accent) This is gonna be a most fun and meaty battle.
Nico: Dame Leona of Sirloin!
Me: The Steak Master of the Knights of the Meats Table!? WHOA!
She reverted back and was a girl with red hair and had red clothes and had a Bacon Magisword in her hands and had red angel wings.
Dame Leona of Sirloin: That's right J.D. And it's good to see you again Nico. I shall bring this foe down.
She fired waves of meat and blasted her down and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it and brought her over.
Nico: YEAH!
Qin: That is awesome.
Owl: May I ask your favorite memory of Nico?
Dame Leona: Certainly. It's where we ambushed the evil kingdom of Vegetala.
Me: That evil vegetable kingdom on the island of Vegetables in the Azores?
Dame Leona: The very same and we showed them that meat is great.
Nicole: Now you're talking! I am a true lover of meat and it's awesome.
Dame Leona: Jolly Good there!
Nico and Leona hugged.
Nico: I've missed you Leona.
Dame Leona: Same to you Nico.
We went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, Rita the Cat, Gentaro Kisaragi, and Winnie the Wolf are heading to the world of the 2006 movie, Skinwalkers, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the four girls here, but we're in for one bloody battle.
We're going to help the good werewolves in protecting Timothy against the evil werewolves led by Varek, who subsequently is revealed to be Caleb, Rachel's husband and Timothy's father, long thought to be dead, but is not, and it's revealed that his transformation was due to him feeding on humans, and he's now the leader of the evil werewolves who are addicted to blood and the curse's terrible power and they seek to kill Timothy because his blood is the key to ending the curse. The good werewolves want the curse to end while Varek's pack does not: they're addicted to blood and the curse's terrible power, so come tonight at midnight, we're ending the curse once and for all, but Caleb will be cured from the curse, while the rest of his blood-addicted pack will be killed by us.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in the 2006 movie Skinwalkers, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the four girls here, but we're also in for one bloody battle. We're going to help the good werewolves in protecting Timothy against the evil werewolves led by Varek, who subsequently is revealed to be Caleb, Rachel's husband and Timothy's father, long thought to be dead, but is not, and it's revealed that his transformation was due to him feeding on humans, and he's now the leader of the evil werewolves who are addicted to blood and the curse's terrible power and they seek to kill Timothy because his blood is the key to ending the curse.
Eli: Why's that?
Me: The good werewolves want the curse to end while Varek's pack does not: they are addicted to blood and the curse's terrible power, so come tonight at midnight on the last red moon, we're ending the curse once and for all, but Caleb will be cured from the curse, while the rest of his blood-addicted pack will be killed by us.
Nico: Yeah. But, first, we should head to town to meet up with Timothy and his family and get them out of here.
Samus: Before Caleb and his pack show up.
Lincoln: Right.
We head into town and we met up with Timothy and his family, and we then explained everything to Timothy of his family's dark history and why we're here: to help end the curse, and we already knew of who Varek really is: Rachel's long dead husband, Caleb.
Uncle Jonas: I'm surprised all of you knew about this.
Lincoln: We're no strangers to the supernatural. Now, we need to get going before Caleb's blood-addicted pack shows up.
We heard the sound of motorcycle engines, and we knew what it meant. Then, Lincoln teleported all of us away from there and we kept on moving to make it all the way to nightfall, but not before he'd fired two silver nitrate bullets that killed Grenier and his hawk.
Katherine: If we keep this up, we should be able to make it until midnight on the third night.
Timothy Talbot: Yeah.
Lincoln sensed Timothy's unease.
Lincoln: Timothy, what's wrong, are you okay?
Timothy Talbot: This whole thing that you told us, we already heard it from Uncle Jonas. I know that my blood is the key to ending the curse, for them, I'm their salvation, but for my Dad's pack, I'm their destruction.
Nico: But, make no mistake, Timothy, your family truly loves you, that's the one thing that matters, and we will free your Dad from the curse, but not his blood-addicted pack.
Me: He's right, they don't deserve to live a single second further.
We made it through the first two days, but in the process of the very first two nights of the red moon, Varek and his blood-addicted pack killed a few people in their path to feed their addiction to blood. On the final night of the red moon, we made it to a safe place: an old oil drilling mill, and then, we got everyone secured and we also armed ourselves with guns with silver nitrate bullets.
Rachel Talbot: Silver nitrate?
Lincoln: It's lethal on both evil werewolves and Lycans, and it'll work perfectly on your husband's blood-addicted pack. Now, you and Timothy need to stay here, you and the others will be safe from Caleb and his pack.
Suddenly, we saw a beautiful and super sexy girl with long black hair and yellow hairband, blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful white angel wings, she's dressed in a white coat with a coat of arms on it, white short-sleeved shirt, necklace with pearls and purple gem for the pendant, black pants, white bridal gloves, black knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with knights, swords, magic, dragons, light, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Noble Knight Custennin, in her right hand is The Sword of Hope, and with her are the four girls.
Black-Haired Girl: I hope I'm not too late, I managed to get the girls away from Varek and his pack, but not before I blinded him with a blast of light I fired at him and scarred that bitch, Sonya.
Lincoln: No, you're not, Carolina Constantine. You're just in time.
Suddenly, we heard the doors open, and we saw Sonya, Zo, and Varek/Caleb come in and turned into their werewolf forms. Uncle Jonas in his werewolf form saw them, and he proceeded to ambush Varek and his pack. First, he lured Zo into a booby-trap and we shot him with a silver nitrate bullet which'd immediately killed him and we dropped him down from a height. This angered Varek and Sonya as they roared in anger.
Then, we proceeded after Sonya, Varek's pack mate, who tried to attack Rachel, but Timothy shot her and Rachel finished her off by shooting her. Finally, we turned our attention to Varek.
Sylvester: Make no mistake, tonight, the curse ends here and now.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: And you'll be set free from the monster you've turned into, Caleb. Come on, gang, let's end this nightmare once and for all.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Samus and her team, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Varek, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Timothy Talbot: Lincoln, catch!
Timothy tossed Lincoln a gun that had bullets with a drop of his blood in them, he aimed at Varek's arm, and as the clock chimed at midnight, he took the shot and fired and it hit Varek's shoulder and he roared in pain. Then, Varek is struck by Rachel and he's knocked to the ground. Suddenly, we all saw him transform back into a human and to his former self, Caleb, along with Uncle Jonas and all of Timothy's relatives, and Lincoln banished the spirits of Grenier, Zo, and Sonya to The Black Gates for what they've done. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Uncle Jonas: We...we've done it. The curse is finally over at long last.
Timothy Talbot: Not quite yet.
Caleb: There are still many others who are also afflicted by the curse, and all because of me and the rest of the pack. Damn.
Lincoln: There is a way to end it for good.
Lincoln took out one of the bullets that had Timothy's blood filled into it, and he placed it in the center of a magic circle he drew into the ground. Then, he chanted an incantation, and then, the bullet glows with a silver and blood red light, and it proceeded to turn into multiple silver and blood red beams of light and they hit those afflicted by the curse of the Skinwalkers: for those who want it to end, it had freed them of their torment, but for those addicted to the curse's power, it led to their destruction as they died.
Nico: Whoa, what was that?
Lincoln: It's another spell that I found in the grimoire Lucy got me. I knew it was going to be quite a task curing all those who were afflicted with the curse of The Skinwalkers, but I found another spell in the grimoire and in it there was a spell that can cure those afflicted with the curse of the Skinwalkers, but to do so, I needed a sample of Timothy's blood for this, and like Timothy said, for those who want it to end, it freed them of their torment, but for those addicted to the curse's power and the taste for blood, it led to their destruction.
We then proceeded to move Timothy and his family to Gotham Royal York after everything that had happened, but they would adjust to it over time.
Me: Still, it's brought an end to the curse of the Skinwalkers for good.
Lincoln: It sure has. (To Carolina Constantine) And it's so good to see you again, Carolina Constantine.
Carolina Constantine: You too, Linky, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Carolina Constantine and he hugged her, and Carolina Constantine is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Carolina Constantine: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know this sexy hot mama?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., this is Carolina Constantine, Gene-Slammer of Noble Knight Custennin, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a very powerful wielder of light magic and a very powerful swordswoman and a member of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table. She trained me both in the art of swordsmanship and magic, and I became a very powerful swordsman and master of magic, and she also taught me much about the Code of Chivalry and really instilled what it means to be a true hero, to fight with both courage and honor, to protect those I love and hold dear to my heart, and never to let those with such malice and evil in their black hearts get away with their crimes. Plus, you're going to love hearing this: Carolina Constantine is also a direct descendant of Constantine III of Britain, the 6th-century king of Dumnonia in sub-Roman Britain, who was remembered in later British tradition as a legendary King of Britain.
Me: I knew it.
Melanie Artorgius :Lincoln made her a white coat with the coat of arms of Royal Woods' Knights of The Michigan Table along with a beautiful necklace, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips after their training, and Carolina Constantine hates that mutant, Flip, with a very blazing passion.
Nico: Oh great, what did that mutant do that time?
Melanie Artorgius: One day, Carolina Constantine and Lincoln along with the rest of the Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table were having a meeting at our castle, but then, the alarm triggered, and we saw who it was that had triggered the alarm: it was Flip, and he'd brought with him an army of thugs he hired. Carolina Constantine and Lincoln went out there along with the rest of us, and they'd slain them with her greatsword. It drove that fat smelly hairy moron into a blood-crazed fury, but before he could get after us, Lincoln and Carolina Constantine fired chains of light magic which bound that moron and tied him up. Lincoln called his family to tell them of what Flip tried to do, and needless to say, everyone wanted his head on a pike! But Lincoln wasn't surprised, that fat mutant tried to kill him many times in the past, but in the end, his plan failed, and Flip got sent back to prison, and to make sure that he didn't try to get revenge, Carolina Constantine and Lincoln casted a spell to prevent that mutant from coming back for revenge because messing with the descendant of Constantine III of Britain and one of the members of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table will have dire and disastrous consequences.
Me: Stupid mutant, he just makes things even worse for himself.
Nico: What a moron.
Lincoln: He really didn't know when to quit, and just kept coming back for more. He was such a total glutton for punishment, it wasn't even funny, all of Royal Woods were really getting tired of him and his scams and they prayed that one day, he would be outed and made into a total outcast and pariah.
Me: And that day came when you and I spilled the truth about his business, and they became really disgusted and that caused his downfall.
Lincoln: And we can also thank the additional help of my Guardian Angels gathering tons of evidence on his numerous crimes and that made him the most hated person in the entire Michigan area and the world. And now that you're here, Carolina.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Carolina Constantine in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Carolina Constantine: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Carolina Constantine's neck with white gems on the gold lightning bolts and white crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Carolina Constantine: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Carolina Constantine.
Carolina Constantine had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her, and he leaned down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them, then, we went up to the four girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, they immediately recognized them. The four girls are Suzuri Akemine, Rushia Kamishiro, Noa Kagetsuin, and Moegi Tsubaki from Naderebo!.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Suzuri Akemine, Rushia Kamishiro, Noa Kagetsuin, and Moegi Tsubaki from Naderebo!.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Suzuri Akemine: Yes, we're okay thanks to you.
Then, when Suzuri Akemine and the other three girls saw who it was that saved them from Varek and his blood-addicted pack of evil werewolves, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white choker collar with gold accents and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura around him.
Suzuri Akemine: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Lincoln made three clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Suzuri Akemine: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Suzuri Akemine, Rushia Kamishiro, Noa Kagetsuin, and Moegi Tsubaki with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The World Tree Estate and the rest of the team was shocked to find out the villains we went after were Varek who was Rachel's long dead husband, Caleb, and his blood-addicted pack of evil werewolves.
But, when Lincoln showed what happened with us first killing Grenier and his hawk and we survived the pursuit for the first two nights of the red moon, and then, the final night came and we fought against Zo and Sonya whom we killed, and then, Lincoln shot Varek in the arm with a bullet filled with Timothy's blood and it turned him back to human form and he reverted back to who he was: Caleb, and Lincoln using a spell to put an end to the curse for good, everyone cheered as they hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him and he had steam whistling from his ears. Lincoln and Carolina Constantine have a lot of catching up to do now that she's back in town.
Maria: Whoa, you guys had to survive for three nights against those evil werewolves who are really addicted to blood, jeez!
Lincoln: Yeah, and they were really dangerous, but we brought an end to that for good, and J.D. and I didn't need to transform into our Nocturnal Werewolf forms to kick their butts.
Nico: Yeah, and while we killed Grenier, Zo, and Sonya, Lincoln shot Varek with a bullet filled with Timothy's blood and he reverted back to normal and returned to who he once was: Rachel's husband, Caleb.
Me: And Lincoln used another spell he found in the grimoire Lucy got him that described how to put an end to the curse of the Skinwalkers, and like Timothy said, for some, he's their salvation, but for others, he's their destruction.
After putting an end to the curse of The Skinwalkers, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Carolina Constantine saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Carolina Constantine: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Carolina, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Carolina Constantine: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Carolina Constantine: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Nico: Yep. So, Carolina, what memories did you have with Lincoln?
Carolina Constantine: Oh man, I was hoping you'd ask that. Well, this one time, Lincoln and I along with the rest of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table were riding out on patrol looking for any sign of trouble and we also had the rest of his Guardian Angels with him. Suddenly, we heard the sound of angry bellowing and the smell of an unwashed pig in the air, and we saw who it was coming after us: it was Flip, and he had a massive army of thugs with her and he was out to kill Lincoln again, that set us off. We rode out there and we'd slain every last one of the thugs, then, we turned our attention to Flip, and we brutally thrashed him. Then, Lincoln chained them up with chains of light and we brought him before the rest of his family, and after we told and showed them all everything, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, and Mr. and Mrs. Loud were absolutely livid at Flip once again, and Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, and Mr. and Mrs. Loud all pounced on Flip, and they brutally beat his three-cheeked ass into the ground.
Nico: Jeez.
Lincoln: Then, we called the cops and they immediately cuffed Flip after we tied him up in an energy straitjacket, and they loaded him up in the police car and he was bellowing in anger again.
Ellie Elsher: But, then, we proceeded to flip him the bird and some of us even pulled a double hander and that really set Flip off and he bellowed with even more anger as the car drove off to take him back to prison.
Raven Ghostrick: We were really getting sick and tired of that mutant always running loose and trying to kill Lincoln, but we always put him down like the idiot that he is.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Ruby, Yue, Anna Williams, and Nina Williams are heading to Seaside Hill.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Ruby, Yue, Anna Williams, and Nina Williams are dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Ruby, Yue, Anna Williams, and Nina Williams had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln killed them all and sucked out their blood and life energy, which made him go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at that mutant and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of that moron, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Ruby: Wow, so this is Seaside Hill, this is really awesome!
Lincoln: It sure is, Ruby, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Ruby, Yue, Anna Williams, and Nina Williams dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, then they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Ruby, Yue, Anna Williams, and Nina Williams got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, but then, they saw hulking muscle-bound thugs hired by Flip coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he'd sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made a clone of himself and he and his clone went up to Ruby, Yue, Anna Williams, and Nina Williams and they hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Ruby, Yue, Anna Williams, and Nina Williams placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clone, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and we saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Looks like someone really had a good time at Seaside Hill, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!
Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Ruby, Yue, Anna Williams, and Nina Williams with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Ruby, Yue, Anna Williams, and Nina Williams are in your harem.
Jenna: Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that good-for-nothing hairy mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for herself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Ruby, Yue, Anna Williams, and Nina Williams, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs he sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and he should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that three butt-cheeked mutant cheapskate has officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you fat hairy mutant cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that moron still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Amy, Pablo, Anderson, Billy McLean, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
Inuyasha: Leave that to me. (YELLS AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS AT THE JERKS) SHUT YOUR HALF-WIT PIE HOLE, YOU JACKASS MUTANT CHEAPSKATE!
Suddenly, the Beads of Subjugation on Flip's neck and on the necks of the jerks glowed and the amplified gravity forced the jerks to faceplant on the ground, and we laughed hysterically.
Nico: Those Beads of Subjugation really are awesome!
Lincoln: And that'll be to remand them if they so much as get anymore dumb ideas again.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire eyes and rainbow iris of his Third Eye glowed, and he had a vision and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than Marisa Coulter, and she's causing trouble. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Nico: Lincoln, what's wrong?
Lincoln: We got some big trouble, Nico, okay, I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today: the figure I saw in the vision is none other than Marisa Coulter, and she's causing trouble.
We gasped.
Me: Oh man, this isn't good.
Nico: Apparently not, but we got to stop her.
Lincoln: We got to head down to help Lyra Belacqua take Marisa down for good.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was none other than our old enemy, Brandon Breyer A.K.A. Brightburn and the last of the brutal Thalionian race and he's come back from the dead to get revenge on us. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and it's someone we hoped never to see again: the figure that we saw and the dark powerful energy we sensed belongs to our old enemy, Brandon Breyer A.K.A. Brightburn and the last of the brutal Thalionian race and he's come back from the dead to get revenge on us.
We gasped.
Nico: Not that murderous Thalionian again, I made sure he would never ever come back!
Me: He still harbors a really nasty hatred towards you for what happened when you fought him and from your first encounter long ago.
Helen James: That's it, he's so getting The Black Gates for this!
Nico: Wait, Helen, I have a better idea, instead of giving him The Black Gates, he's going straight to Juvie after he's been stripped of all his powers, but when he turns eighteen, he'll be heading for a special wing in The Sun Prison and his new cell will be made of the same metal as his ship. But, who'll face him?
Melanie Connors: I will along with Linky.
Nico: Are you sure about this, Melanie? Brandon Breyer is a homicidal monster who wants nothing more than to kill any who get in his way.
Melanie Connors: I'm positive, you already had your fun thrashing that monster, now it's our turn.
Lincoln: Melanie's right, Nico, you already had your fun thrashing that bastard into the ground, now it's our turn to thrash him into the dirt.
Nico: I like that determination. Alright, gang, let's go, we're going to help Lyra Belacqua take down Marisa Coulter.
Lincoln: Marisa Coulter won't get away with her plans, we'll stop her here and now, and once we get done with Marisa Coulter, you're next, Brandon Breyer.
Melanie Connors: You better be ready to pay for your murderous actions, you homicidal Thalionian, because you deserve no such mercy from any of us for your violent rampage, and you're lucky you're not getting The Black Gates, just getting every last bone in your body broken beyond repair.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and we headed out to help Lyra Belacqua take down Marisa Coulter, and once we were done with Marisa Coulter, Lincoln and Melanie Connors are going to take down Brandon Breyer A.K.A. Brightburn and make that murderous Thalionian pay for his murderous crimes.
In the simulator it was time for another awesome adventure in Super Mario Galaxy.
Nico: You guys are gonna like this next one!
Me: What is it?
Nico: We're going to take on Bowser in his Star Reactor.
Me: Cool! Count me in!
Nico: I knew you would want to go with J.D.
Me: It will be awesome!
Nico: Anyone else want to go?
May: Me.
Maria: And me.
Nico: All right then. Lets go.
We went into the simulator.
Nicole: Here we go.
Nicole activated the Simulator and we were at Bowser's Star Reactor!
Me: We're here.
Nico: Yep.
Maria: Bowser is going to face the wrath of fire, ice and water.
Me: Yep.
Nico: I always did think that Dry Bones were Skull Koopas
Me: That is crazy but interesting and awesome. I always thought that skeleton Bowser was the same way.
Nico: Yeah. Lets fly and kick some shell butt.
We were off.
Maria: And isn't that called Dry Bowser?
Me: Yes it is. I thought the same thing.
We arrived at the castle tower and then out came BOWSER!
Me: Bowser!
Nico: Well if it isn't Bowser!
Bowser: BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Me: I've been waiting for this for a long time.
Bowser: You're just in time! TIME FOR ME TO SMASH YOU INTO SPACE DUST!
Me: Not if we smash you into space dust first!
Nico: Yeah!
Me: You don't know how long I've been wanting to say that to you!
Bowser: How long exactly?
Me: Ever since I started playing the Mario Games back when I was 3. Over 18 years
Nico: We were actually discussing about Dry Bowser.
Bowser: I can tell.
Me: And here is something courtesy of your FURY BOWSER FORM!
I then fired a massive blast stream of fire and it hit Bowser and burned him bad!
Me: Sucks to be burned by your own fire doesn't it.
Bowser: If you think I'm tough right now, you should probably think about fighting said Fury form of mine.
Me: I bet he will be an even fun challenge.
Nico: You g0t that right.
May: Yeah.
Bowser fired blasts of fire and May fired waves of ice and the blasts collided and May's blast froze his flames.
Nico: (gets out Shade and Ebon's Ridewatches) Tell me, are you afraid of the dark?
Nico activated them and fired waves of darkness and blasted him down.
Me: If you aren't then you should be.
Maria: Like big time!
Maria fired a wave of water and drenched him.
Me: Yeah! And you thought Sonic was the only one with super speed? Watch me!
ZOOM!
I ran fast with Rainbow Dash's speed and spun around him and made Bowser dizzy! REALLY DIZZY!
Bowser got so dizzy that he had swirls in his eyes and he fell over on his back and Maria and May jumped and smash stomped on his belly! OUCH!
Bowser got up and did the Bowser Bomb.
We jumped away and Nico fired a blast of fire and it hit him on his butt and he yelped in pain and May fired a blast of ice and formed it into a spear and she threw it and stabbed him in his butt!
Nico: Getting stabbed in the ass always hurts.
Me: Big time! Next to being burned.
?: That is for sure!
A Cursola appeared!
May: Cool a Cursola!
Me: Awesome!
Cursola: (In a girls voice) Especially for this!
She formed spears of coral and smashed him up into the air!
Me: ROUGH SEA SPUME!
I fired a massive blast of water and it hit Bowser and exploded with the force of a Megatsunami!
SUPER SPLASH!
Nico: YEAH! And Zinnia Zooxanthellae! Wow!
Me: Wait the famous Zinnia Zooxanthellae, the Marine Biologist that studies coral!? Wow!
Cursola: That's right.
Nico: Awesome!
Maria: Nice to meet you!
Cursola: Same here.
Nico: Lets finish this.
Nico formed a powerful fireball and threw it right down Bowser's throat and he swallowed it.
Maria: Uhh.
Nico: Wait for it…
Then…
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
It exploded inside his stomach!
Bowser groaned in pain as smoke billowed out of him!
Me: (Smacks) (Italian Accent) THAT'S A SPICY MEAT-A-BALL!
We laughed!
Nico: (LAUGHS) That was funny!
Bowser: NASTY HEARTBURN!
Bowser breathed some of his own fire at Nico but he absorbed it and it made him more powerful.
Bowser: WHAT!?
Bowser breathed a massive continuous stream of fire and we absorbed it all and got stronger and stronger and stronger from the flames.
Nico: That's right keep fueling us.
He was really breathing enough fire to supercharge the sun.
When he stopped we fired waves of water and cooled him down!
Bowser: Oh, come on!
Me: Okay then!
I grabbed him by his tail.
Me: I saw this one on TV.
I then smashed him back and forth and then spun him around and smashed him into a wall and then smashed his face in with a paddle!
WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM!
Nico: OH YEAH!
He was then defeated!
Nico: Had enough?
Bowser: This is only the beginning you fools. You think you can stop me?
Me: Oh we don't think. We know.
Then he vanished.
Then out came the Grand Star!
Me: There's the Grand Star!
Nico: Let's get it!
Me: You got it!
Me and Nico went and got it!
YOU GOT A GRAND STAR!
Me: YEAH!
Zinnia reverted back and she was a girl with pink hair and black clothes and had purple eyes and purple angel wings.
Zinnia Zooxanthellae: That was awesome!
Maria: Yeah it was!
May: OH YEAH!
We all high five.
May: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Zinnia Zooxanthellae: When me and Nico found an awesome treasure chest in a sunken ship in the Great Barrier Reef and it was cool.
Me: That is amazing.
Nico: It sure is.
Nico and Zinnia hugged.
Nico: I missed you.
Zinnia Zooxanthellae: Me too Nico. Me too.
We left the simulator.
Later we were watching TV and then we smelled something good.
Heimlich: (German Accent) Mmm! I smell something good.
Me: Me too. Smells like chocolate and cookies.
Nico: (Sniffs) Lets go see.
We went to the kitchen and saw the Mascots making Ice Cream!
Brittney: Are you guys making ice cream?
Poromon; Yep we sure are.
Poliwag: We're making all kinds of good flavors.
Me: Nice!
Nico: Like what?
Manaphy: Mint Chip and Cookies and Cream and Blue Raspberry.
We drooled!
Nico: Oh boy!
Later the mascots had us at the table and they were having us try their creations.
Me: (Eating) Mmm! DELICIOUS!
Offroad: These are tasty!
Nico: They sure are!
Hitch and Pipp ate theirs fast.
Pipp Petals: That was amazing and delicious!
Hitch Trailblazer: It sure was!
Then suddenly it happened!
Hitch Trailblazer: Oh no! NO AGAIN!
Pipp Petals: NOT NOW!
Hitch and Pipp: BRAIN FREEZE!
Earthworm Jim: BRAIN FREEZE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Poromon: Don't eat too fast!
Me: Welcome to my world.
We laughed!
?: That was funny.
A Perrserker came.
Me: Cool a Perrserker!
Nico: Awesome!
Perrserker: (in a girls voice) (Norwegian Accent) But that ice cream looks good.
Nico: Jaime Erickson!? Wow!
She reverted back and was a girl with blond hair and had blue eyes and had black and blue clothes and had a flag map of Norway on her skirt and the flag of Norway on her arm.
Jaime Erickson: Good to see you again Nico.
Nico: Same to you.
Sideswipe: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Jaime Erickson: When me and Nico found an awesome Viking Treasure in Northern Norway and it was a really awesome treasure. It was a diamond and jeweled treasure.
Lola: Nice!
Qin: Cool!
Me: Yeah.
They hugged.
Nico: I missed you.
Jaime Erickson: Same here.
Rage Mage (to the Mascots): You guys should be proud of yourselves.
Poromon: We sure are.
Bombshell (Skylanders): (British Accent) It was jolly good ice cream.
Manaphy: Thanks. It sure was.
Nico: I agree there.
Then the previous group came.
Electrocutioner: Can me, Shendu, Selene, Amora, Spymaster, Larxene, Hydro Man, Pyro, Grumblemon, and Hsi Wu go with you guys?
Nico: Yes you all can come with us.
Qin: We don't know what our mission is going to be but it will be good.
Lola: Yep.
Xenia: We're looking forward to it.
Gluko: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Mr. Rime and Runerigus next.
Qin: Cool!
Me: Awesome!
Lola: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire eyes and rainbow iris of his Third Eye glowed, and he had a vision and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than Marisa Coulter, and she's causing trouble. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Nico: Lincoln, what's wrong?
Lincoln: We got some big trouble, Nico, okay, I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today: the figure I saw in the vision is none other than Marisa Coulter, and she's causing trouble.
We gasped.
Me: Oh man, this isn't good.
Nico: Apparently not, but we got to stop her.
Lincoln: We got to head down to help Lyra Belacqua take Marisa down for good.
Nico: So were heading over to the world of The Golden Compass next. This will be fun. First we'll watch the movie and then we'll head out.
Lola: I'll get the popcorn.
Nico: Okay.
Lola went and did so.
Selene: So, what's the movie about?
Me: You'll love it Selene. It's based on a book and it's about this girl that goes across the multiverse to save a bunch of children kidnapped by the Magisterium.
Selene: Neat!
We got to watching the movie.
On an alternate retrofuturistic Earth ruled by the Magisterium, every person's soul exists outside the body as an animal companion, a dæmon.
Lyra Belacqua is an orphan raised at Jordan College in Oxford with her dæmon Pantalaimon or "Pan". Her uncle Lord Asriel returns from seeking the elusive Dust, a cosmic particle the Magisterium forbids to be mentioned. Lyra saves him from wine spiked by a Magisterium agent, and Asriel presents his discovery that Dust at the North Pole links to infinite worlds. He is granted another expedition though his theory, if proven, could undermine the Magisterium's control.
Mrs. Coulter, a wealthy "friend" of the college, invites Lyra to stay with her in London. The Master of the college entrusts Lyra with her uncle's alethiometer, a compass-like artefact that reveals the truth, warning her to keep it secret. Kidnappers called "Gobblers" have been abducting children, including Lyra's friend Roger and Billy Costa, a young Gyptian. Lyra discovers Mrs. Coulter is head of the General Oblation Board, realising they are the Gobblers, and she and Pan escape when Mrs. Coulter's dæmon attempts to steal the alethiometer.
Lyra is saved from Gobblers by Ma Costa, Billy's mother, and taken to the Gyptian king John Faa, who is sailing north to search for the children. Gyptian elder Farder Coram recognizes the alethiometer, which Lyra discovers she can decipher. In league with the Magisterium, Mrs. Coulter sends mechanical spy-flies after Lyra, but one is caught by Farder Coram. Asriel reaches Svalbard, the kingdom of the Ice Bears, but is captured by Samoyed tribesmen hired by Mrs. Coulter.
The witch queen Serafina Pekkala tells Lyra the children are at Bolvangar, and Lyra befriends Texan aeronaut Lee Scoresby, who suggests she hire him and his friend Iorek Byrnison, an armoured bear he has come to rescue. Once a prince of the bears, Iorek was defeated and exiled, and the townspeople have tricked him out of his armour. Lyra uses the alethiometer to help Iorek recover his armour, and he and Scoresby join the Gyptian trek northward.
Lyra, astride Iorek, follows the alethiometer and finds Billy, whom the Gobblers have experimented on using "intercision", a procedure that surgically separates him from his dæmon. The Gyptians are attacked by Samoyeds who capture Lyra, with Iorek and Lee in pursuit in Lee's airship. Lyra is taken to the bear king Ragnar Sturlusson, and tricks him into fighting Iorek himself. Ragnar, who poisoned Iorek's father, has the upper hand until Iorek feigns weakness and kills him, reclaiming the throne.
Iorek carries Lyra to Bolvangar, but she is forced to cross a narrow ice bridge alone before it collapses. Reaching the experimental station, Lyra reunites with Roger, and overhears Mrs. Coulter say that Asriel will soon be arrested for heresy. Caught by the scientists, Lyra and Pan are thrown into the intercision chamber but rescued by Mrs. Coulter. Explaining that the Magisterium believe intercision protects children from Dust's corrupting influence, Mrs. Coulter admits she is Lyra's mother, and Lyra realises Asriel is her father. Mrs. Coulter asks for the alethiometer, but Lyra gives her the can containing the spy-fly, which tranquilizes Mrs. Coulter unconscious.
Destroying the intercision machine, Lyra leads the children outside. They are confronted by Tatar mercenaries, who are defeated by Iorek, Scoresby, the Gyptians, and flying witches led by Serafina. With the children safe, Lyra, Roger, Iorek, Lee, and Serafina fly north to search for Asriel. Confirming Serafina's prophecy of a coming war with Lyra at its centre, Lyra is determined to fight the Magisterium, who plot to control all other worlds in the universe.
When the movie was done we were amazed and cheered wildly.
Me: That was awesome!
Nico: Yeah it was!
Me: Mrs. Coulter is our target and the Church is the secondary target. We'll deal with them after we face Mrs. Coulter.
Camie: Who is the Church?
Me: They are an evil organization that rule over that world with an iron fist.
I went over who they were.
The Church known primarily as The Magisterium, is the primary antagonistic faction and the most powerful organization in the novel trilogy by Philip Pullman, His Dark Materials, represented in-universe by The Magisterium. It is a clerical and theological organization present within Lyra Belacqua's world, the 12-year old protagonist of the series.
Drawing parallels to the real-life structure of Catholicism, The Church has existed since the death of Jesus, who in Lyra's world, was not conceived by God, but by Gabriel the angel. Under Pope John Calvin, the seat of The Church was relocated to Geneva, Switzerland. Upon his death, The Magisterium was erected after the papacy was abolished.
The Church enforces rule throughout Lyra's world, concealing the existence of other universes and Dust, a conscious material believed to be responsible for free thought and Original Sin. The Church seeks eliminate Dust and control adults by restricting freedom through knowledge, believing Adam defied God when he abandoned his state of innocence at Eve's behest in pursuit of knowledge.
Inspiring fear and envy throughout Lyra's world, The Church's aim is to make the world a better place in their own extremist view. They are reflective of aspects of real-world religions that use fear and harmful means to keep people in line or force people to submit. In their pursuit to do so, they sacrifice hundreds of people to achieve their goals via murder, torture, and concealment.
The Magisterium is made up of various councils, including The College of Bishops, The Consistorial Court of Discipline, The Society of Work of the Holy Spirit, and was associated with The General Oblation Board.
In Northern Lights (1995), The General Oblation Board (GOB) is introduced to further The Church's agenda. It was reestablished under Marisa Coulter, revealed to be 12-year old Lyra Belacqua's mother, to prevent the accumulation of Dust on children in an effort to retain them in a state of innocence and ignorance. The agents of the GOB, known to Lyra and other children as "gobblers," kidnap children before they complete puberty and take them to a location in the far north to undergo a series of grisly experiments known as "intercision" designed to cut children away from their dæmons before it has permanently settled into a form (a dæmon is physical manifestation of a person's "inner self" taking the form of an animal).
The Church becomes interested in Lyra during Northern Lights. Lyra is kept safe as she is raised by the scholars at Jordan College under her uncle Lord Asriel's guidance, who Lyra learns is her father. Knowing Lyra is destined to play a large role in the final battle, the scholars at Jordan College attempt to keep her away from the situation until they reluctantly release her into Mrs. Coulter's custody at Mrs. Coulter's insistence. They give Lyra the last alethiometer (a truth-telling device) before her departure, telling her to keep it hidden away from Mrs. Coulter and The Magisterium due to The Church's desire to destroy it. It is revealed Mrs. Coulter wants to take Lyra in order to save Lyra from The Church. Although Mrs. Coulter is a devoted agent of the Magisterium who avidly experiments on other children and tortures/kills to further the Church's goals, she becomes alarmed upon hearing of the Magisterium's interest in children. Despite her loyalty to the Church, Mrs. Coulter works to protect her child, Lyra, from the Church's experiments and machinations.
The Church, threatened by Lyra's potential role in the events to come and intent on destroying the last alethiometer she has in her possession, become increasingly more intent on destroying Lyra due to a prophecy the witch queen, Serafina Pekkala, reveals that predicts the coming of a second Eve. This child is identified as Lyra:
Lord Asriel works against the Church in order to further his own interests and pursuits in the knowledge of Dust, seeking and gaining access to other universes when he sacrifices Lyra's close friend, Roger Parslow, after she rescues him from the GOB.
The Church continues to pursue Lyra in The Subtle Knife (1997), following her through to the reader's world where she meets Will Parry. Before the beginning of the novel, the Church sends two agents to Will's world, where they begin to harass his mother, Eileen, demanding to know the whereabouts of her presumably late husband. They suspect he found a doorway created by the Subtle Knife and want to possess the Knife in order to kill its bearer and prevent Lord Asriel from accomplishing his goals. The men continue to harass Eileen and, as a result, Eileen develops dementia and paranoia, but she tries to protect the young Will from them until he realizes the danger is real. Will tries to protect his mother from the unseen enemy. The Church officials appear at Will's house several times and have the power to scare him into submission, but upon seeing Will's anger, they back down. Nonetheless, the Chruch officials know Will won't go to the police because of his fear of his mother being taken away and so they come break into Eileen and Will's house while Will is at school.
Once, the men break in just after Will sends his mother to a neighbor's house for safety. He returns home and the men come inside during the early hours of the morning, alarming Will. He comes out to tackle them but his pet cat trips one of them and Will punches a man, who falls downstairs. The man breaks his neck and dies. The other man witnesses the murder, and is about to apprehend Will, but Will escapes. He eventually makes it to the world of Cittagazze when he escapes through an inter-dimensional window in Oxford where he meets Lyra.
Mrs. Coulter learns Lyra is second Eve when she tortures and kills Lena Feldt for this information. She seemingly appears to still loyal to the Church and supposedly intends to sacrifice her daughter to prevent its downfall. After Mrs. Coulter's army of specters destroy the army of witches, Lyra's friend, Will Parry, discovers Lyra missing.
In The Amber Spyglass (2000), it is revealed that Mrs. Coulter defected from The Church and took Lyra to hide her away in an effort to save Lyra by preventing The Church from finding and killing her. Under Father Hugh McPhail, The Church sends an assassin, Father Luis Gomez, after Lyra to shoot and kill her but fails when she escapes the attempt. McPhail interrogates a scholar at Jordan to discover the source of an explosive force that happens during intercision. Intending to use the force arising from separating Mrs. Coulter from her dæmon to create a DNA bomb to assassinate Lyra, McPhail fails to do so. He sacrifices himself and his dæmon in a final attempt to kill Lyra when he detonates the DNA bomb arising from his own intercision, failing again to kill her.
The Church enters their last war, engaging in a battle against Lord Asriel and Mrs. Coulter. They both die saving their daughter Lyra by defeating Regent Metatron when all three fall through the abyss between universes. The Church is defeated. Leaderless, confused and disgraced, it soon disbands after the authority, god himself is dead.
When I was done everyone was shocked!
Qin: That is nuts!
Alicia Berricks: They are like the Church of Unitology.
Me: Yeah pretty much.
secs agoNico: And who is Marisa Coulter?
Me: One dangerous woman.
I went over her history too.
Marisa Coulter is a recurring antagonist in Philip Pullman's trilogy, His Dark Material. Known as Mrs. Coulter throughout the series, she is an icy and sophisticated villainess and makes her first appearance in the first novel Northern Lights. Her character undergoes several transformations before her reformation in the third book The Amber Spyglass. She is also Lyra Belacqua's arch-enemy.
In the 2007 film adaptation, she was portrayed by Nicole Kidman, who also played Suzanne Stone in To Die For, Evelyn Stoker in Stoker and Millicent Clyde in Paddington.
In the 2019 TV Series His Dark Materials, she was portrayed by Ruth Wilson, who also played Alice Morgan in Luther.
A long-time associate of The Church and a high ranking official in the Magisterium, Mrs. Coulter was head of the General Oblation Board, an association that performed harmful experiments on children in The Church's interest of eliminating Dust. In the series, Dust is a conscious material believed to be related to free thought and Original Sin. Though physically beautiful with a charming and persuasive demeanor, Mrs. Coulter's character is portrayed as cold, cruel, vicious and powerful, and is written to enjoy the torture and killing of her victims. Despite her charm and charisma, Mrs. Coulter is feared by colleagues, opponents, and subjects of her experiments due to her appetite for cruelty.
For years, Mrs. Coulter pursued The Church's agenda vigorously with the driven need to advance herself in Magisterium's ranks and successfully achieves her aims. Despite this, Mrs. Coulter's soft spot is her daughter, 12-year old Lyra Belacqua, the series' protagonist from whom she is on opposite sides. Mrs. Coulter enjoys performing cruel experiments on other children but she devotes herself to protecting her own child, Lyra, from these same experiments.
Lyra is Mrs. Coulter's daughter, a child conceived by Mrs. Coulter and Lord Asriel, Mrs. Coulter's then-lover, in an affair. For a short time after Lyra's birth, Mrs. Coulter hides her daughter away from her husband, Mr. Coulter, and places her with a Gyptian nurse, afraid Mr. Coulter would be angry over her illegitimate daughter. After Mr. Coulter discovers the existence of his wife's daughter, he goes after Lyra in a murderous rage but is killed by Lyra's father Lord Asriel, who saves Lyra. Shamed by Lyra's illegitimacy and only interested in advancing her own career with the Magisterium, Mrs. Coulter gives up a young Lyra to her father, who places Lyra with the scholars at Jordan College and poses as her "uncle". Nonetheless, Mrs. Coulter experiences the maternal urge to save Lyra from The Church and works to protect Lyra throughout the series, despite her power-driven desires, loyalty to The Church, and explicit enjoyment over the suffering of other children. Consequently, Mrs. Coulter experiences a conflict of identity between being Lyra's mother and as a loyal associate of The Church with a powerful career in the Magisterium.
Mrs. Coulter is devoted to The Church and zealously works for the Magisterium as a leading scientist. Throughout Northern Lights and The Subtle Knife, Mrs Coulter is a powerful and high-ranking representative of the Magisterium. She develops projects and heads initiatives, which often include cruelty. These projects are designed to rid the world of Dust (free thought) and advance herself in the Magisterium. However, when Mrs. Coulter learns The Church is interested in experimenting on children, she remembers her own child Lyra and finds Lyra to try and ensure Lyra's safety. Nonetheless, Mrs. Coulter still avidly enjoys developing and performing grisly experiments on other children and works to rid the world of Dust and free thought in any way possible. At the end of The Subtle Knife, Mrs. Coulter begins her reformation, which continues throughout The Amber Spyglass. After killing and maiming a witch for information on a prophecy, Mrs. Coulter learns Lyra is the second Eve who will bring about The Church's downfall. Faced with the choice between her daughter and her ideals, Mrs. Coulter seemingly intends to destroy Lyra to prevent the dissolution of The Church but she defects from The Church and works to save her daughter, hiding Lyra to prevent The Church from killing her. Near the conclusion of The Amber Spyglass, Mrs. Coulter unites with Lord Asriel to defeat Regent Metatron and save Lyra. Mrs. Coulter and Lord Asriel die in the process when they sacrifice themselves to kill Metatron when all three fall through the abyss between universes.
When I was done everyone was shocked.
Qin: GEEZ!
Nico: Yeah! What a monster!
Eli: This is gonna be awesome though.
Dominique: Let's get going!
Nico: I agree.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was none other than our old enemy, Brandon Breyer A.K.A. Brightburn and the last of the brutal Thalionian race and he's come back from the dead to get revenge on us. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and it's someone we hoped never to see again: the figure that we saw and the dark powerful energy we sensed belongs to our old enemy, Brandon Breyer A.K.A. Brightburn and the last of the brutal Thalionian race and he's come back from the dead to get revenge on us.
We gasped.
Nico: Not that murderous Thalionian again, I made sure he would never ever come back!
Me: He still harbors a really nasty hatred towards you for what happened when you fought him and from your first encounter long ago.
Helen James: That's it, he's so getting The Black Gates for this!
Nico: Wait, Helen, I have a better idea, instead of giving him The Black Gates, he's going straight to Juvie after he's been stripped of all his powers, but when he turns eighteen, he'll be heading for a special wing in The Sun Prison and his new cell will be made of the same metal as his ship. But, who'll face him?
Melanie Connors: I will along with Linky.
Nico: Are you sure about this, Melanie? Brandon Breyer is a homicidal monster who wants nothing more than to kill any who get in his way.
Melanie Connors: I'm positive, you already had your fun thrashing that monster, now it's our turn.
Lincoln: Melanie's right, Nico, you already had your fun thrashing that bastard into the ground, now it's our turn to thrash him into the dirt.
Nico: I like that determination. Alright, gang, let's go, we're going to help Lyra Belacqua take down Marisa Coulter.
Lincoln: Marisa Coulter won't get away with her plans, we'll stop her here and now, and once we get done with Marisa Coulter, you're next, Brandon Breyer.
Melanie Connors: You better be ready to pay for your murderous actions, you homicidal Thalionian, because you deserve no such mercy from any of us for your violent rampage, and you're lucky you're not getting The Black Gates, just getting every last bone in your body broken beyond repair.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and we headed out to help Lyra Belacqua take down Marisa Coulter, and once we were done with Marisa Coulter, Lincoln and Melanie Connors are going to take down Brandon Breyer A.K.A. Brightburn and make that murderous Thalionian pay for his murderous crimes.
We went to the ship and we were off to the Earth ravaged by The Church to help Lyra Belacqua.
The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was flying through space.
Nico: Captain's Log, Stardate 7953.2: The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix is en route to the world of the movie The Golden Compass, A Ravaged world version of Earth that was plagued and tyrannized by The Church located in the Sombrero Galaxy. Our mission is to help Lyra Belacqua and her friends and take down the Church and Marisa Coulter once and for all.
Me: Boy this is gonna be awesome.
Spymaster: Any arctic foxes there?
Nico: We're going to find out.
Eli: I can't believe that monster you hate so much Brightburn is back.
Me: Yeah after all the terrible atrocities he did in Brightburn I thought we had seen the last of him.
Qin: I know.
Nico: The pain he caused to so many innocent people there is beyond horrible.
Me: Yeah.
Nurzak: One thing at a time.
Sabator: Brightburn can wait until after the main target is down.
Nico: I know that. Just thinking about all that.
Me: No worries.
Lisa Loud: We have arrived at our destination.
Nico: On screen.
We saw that we were at a world that looked so much like Earth.
Pyro: We're here!
Nico: Looks very much like home.
Qin: It sure does.
We saw that it was different from our world though.
Nico: Lets engage the cloaking and fly in and find Lyra and the Children.
We went down to the planet and engage the cloaking and we flew over the planet and saw that it was a really retrofuturistic world and more.
Me: Wow! Look at this place.
Octane: Anyone here?
Nico: Lets turn to the one person who knows.
Eli: Right.
Eli concentrated.
Eli: Found her! She and a bunch of children and Iorek Byrnison are hiding in a deep cave in the Alps here.
Nico: Lets go.
We went to find them.
Me: They must be forming a huge attack.
Nico: We'll find out. Hsi Wu locate them from the air. We'll follow you.
Hsi Wu: Right.
He flew and we were above him.
Hsi Wu: (flying in the sky) I see them!
Me: Where!?
Hsi Wu: In that cave at the base of Mount Eiger.
Me: On screen! Zoom in and magnify.
The screen did so and we saw the cave and standing in the entrance was Lyra Belacqua and she had a bunch of children and Iorek Byrnison with her.
Me: That's them.
Nico: Lets bring them aboard.
Sakura Haruno: Roger that.
Me: Lets head to the transporters.
We did so.
We brought them aboard.
Lyra Belacqua: (British Accent) Where are we.
We came in.
Needlenose: You guys okay?
Me: We mean you no harm.
Lyra Belacqua: Team Loud Phoenix Storm!? Wow it's an honor.
Me: We brought you aboard our ship and to help you destroy the Magisterium.
Grumblemon: Got any special skills?
Lyra Belacqua: I have the ability to understand and read the alethiometer without any training and I understand what it is for.
Me: Wow. May we see the Alethiometer?
Lyra Belacqua: Sure.
She showed it to us and it was an amazing golden compass and the symbols on it represent something.
Me: Wow. This is very amazing.
Lyra Belacqua: It sure is.
Wildrider: What do each of the symbols represent?
Lyra Belacqua: They show the path to the future for that person.
She told us what they meant.
Hourglass - Time, Death, change
Sun - Day, Authority, truth
Alpha and Omega - Finality, Process, inevitability
Marionette - Obedience, Submission, grace
Serpent - Evil, Guile, natural wisdom
Cauldron - Alchemy, Craft, achieved wisdom
Anchor- Hope, Steadfastness, prevention
Angel - Messenger, Hierarchy, disobedience
Helmet - War, Protection, narrow vision
Beehive - Productive work, Sweetness, light
Moon - Chastity, Mystery, the uncanny
Madonna - Motherhood, The feminine, worship
Apple - Sin, knowledge, vanity
Bird - The soul (the daemon), Spring, marriage
Bread - Nourishment, Christ, sacrifice
Ant - Mechanical work, Diligence, tedium
Bull - Earth, Power, honesty
Candle - Fire, Faith, learning
Cornucopia - Wealth, Autumn, hospitality
Chameleon - Air, Greed, patience
Thunderbolt - Inspiration, Fate, chance
Dolphin - Water, Resurrection, succor
Walled Garden - Nature, Innocence, order
Globe - Politics, Sovereignty, fame
Sword - Justice, Fortitude, the Church
Griffin - Treasure, Watchfulness, courage
Horse - Europe, Journeys, fidelity
Camel - Asia, Summer, perseverance
Elephant - Africa, Charity, continence
Crocodile (Caiman)- America, Rapacity, enterprise
Baby - The future, Malleability, helplessness
Compass - Measurement, Mathematics, science
Lute - Poetry, Thetoric, philosophy
Tree - Firmness, Shelter, fertility
Wild Man - Wild man, The masculine, lust
Owl - Night, Winter
Me: Wow. This is very complicated and cryptic. But this is amazing that this has that kind of power.
Hydro Man: It needs to be kept safe.
Me: I agree there. This is a powerful and amazing device.
I gave it back to Lyra.
Me: Make sure that compass doesn't fall into the wrong hands.
Lyra Belacqua: I will.
Me: Good. We came to help you guys destroy the Magisterium.
Lyra Belacqua: Good. I'm glad you all did.
Lola: They tormented this planet for far too long.
Xenia: They sure have.
Exhaust: Where are they right now?
Lyra Belacqua: In Geneva.
Me: Geneva, Switzerland. We're just right over it because our ship is so big.
Nico: Yeah.
Eli: This is gonna be a big mission for all of us.
Camie: It sure will.
Qin: Yeah.
Larxene: They're gonna get it!
Me: That's right! They want to rule over this world? Not if the most powerful force in the entire universe has anything to say about it.
Nico: That is for sure.
Camie: This is gonna be good.
Lobo: I call dibs on fragging most of em!
Me: Deal.
Nico: Lets get em guys.
Eli: But how are we going to destroy them?
Me: Hmm. I got it! Katniss remember how we destroyed the Capital District on your world?
Katniss: I sure do. That was really well planned out.
Amora: We'll go with that then.
Me: Okay lets get to work on our plan.
We did so.
Bowser: Nico, nice job against that version of me.
Lyra gave me a map of the city of Geneva and it was a very well detailed and very sophisticated map.
Me: Okay. Here's the plan. Naruto, Lori, you will be the leaders of the Dragon, Angel and Bird Air Assault Squad. You will take the squad and attack and destroy the laser defense turrets and the guards along the Geneva City Perimeter.
Naruto: Roger that bro.
Me: Okay. Laney, you, Sakura and Lynn will lead an attack squad underground and attack the guards and the city from underneath. We need to take out as many guards as possible without harming the civilians.
Laney: You got it J.D.
Lynn: You can count on us.
Sakura: Roger that.
Me: Carol, you will call forth King Ghidorah and you Vince and your children will attack with the power of the Kaiju and help out the Air Attack Force.
Carol: Right!
Me: Great. Varie, you, Lilly, Cleo and the girls will lead an underwater attack force that will ambush the guards and the forces underwater. We need to use the element of surprise on all of them.
Varie: Roger that honey.
Me: Okay. With the guards down on all three levels, Me, Nico, Luan, Eddy, Edzilla, Chloe and Katniss will go into the main building while everyone provides more cover fire. Lana, Lola, you evacuate the civilians and get everyone to safety while everyone attacks.
Lana: Roger that.
Me: Okay. This is gonna be a very dangerous and very brutal battle. But our plan is to kill Mrs. Coulter and end her and the Magisterium's reign of terrors. They have plagued this planet for far too long. Any questions?
No one asked.
Me: Okay. We attack when I give the signal.
Nico: Right.
Me: Okay. Understand the plan?
We nodded.
Me: Good.
Nico: All right lets arm ourselves.
We went and did so.
Bowser: Nico, nice job against that version of me.
Nico: Thanks Bowser. That was fun. But that was only round 1.
Bowser: I can tell. But when you guys face my Fury self, he is going to be brutally tough and powerful.
Nico: Thanks for the heads up.
We were ready.
Nico: Okay we're ready.
Maria: Entrance time!
Nico: Lets do it!
We hid on a mountain.
I was looking through my binoculars. I saw all the guards on the towers.
Me: Excellent.
I pulled out a signal flare gun.
Me: Okay. Lets tear these fuckheads apart!
I fired the flare and a red light was fired into the sky and it exploded and the Air Attack Force was on its way. Most of us were on Dragons and Birds and were carried by angels.
Me: Air Team, Fire at will!
Naruto: Right! Fire at will!
The Dragons fired powerful blasts of fire from their mouths and everyone fired powerful blasts of their powers, energy blasts and elemental energy blasts and they rained down on the entire city of Geneva and massive fiery explosions broke out. They destroyed all the guard towers and annihilated all the guards all along the areas of the city and set everything on fire. Lori fired powerful energy blasts and powerful blasts of wind that blew all the guards away around the palace and incinerated them. Riley and Syd summoned up massive trees and they uplifted the towers and sent guards high into the air at incredible speed.
Kin: FIRE!
Kin Tsuchi and her Dragon fired powerful energy blasts at the guards and vaporized them in an instant in a powerful explosion.
KRAAABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!
Me: That was really clever.
Katniss: It sure was.
Lyra Belacqua: YEAH!
Stewie: Very impressive.
Me: Yep. (Through the radio) Carol, Vince, Neptune Crusaders, you're up!
Vince: Roger that Partner.
Carol: Lets get them!
Carol raised her hand up and a massive fiery explosion erupted out of the ground and turned into a massive fireball. The fireball took form and turned into King Ghidorah!
Carol and Vince flew onto King Ghidorah's middle head.
Vince: Lets get them!
Me: Fire at will!
King Ghidorah fired it's Gravity Lightning and Carol and Vince fired Space Godzilla's Corona Beams and the blasts hit the buildings. The buildings exploded into massive piles of flaming debris and they were blasting more guards and buildings apart. Carla fired a powerful blast of Burning Godzilla's Spiral Atomic Ray and blew most of the buildings into burning rubble and fiery explosions. Evelyn and Pearl fired Mecha Godzilla's rainbow laser vision, finger missiles and chest blasters and the whole city was being blasted apart and turning into a major war zone! Lola and Lana were evacuating all the civilians and getting them to the safety of the mountains. Massive fiery explosions were decimating the entire city.
Me: Underground team, move in!
Lynn: (On the radio) Roger that!
Me: Underwater Assault Team, attack!
Varie: (On the Radio) Roger that!
The Underwater and Underground teams moved in. Massive earthquakes rattled the ground and massive geysers of lava exploded out of the ground and rained down on the guards and rocks, boulders and red hot meteors rained down and they all hit and smashed the guards and massive fiery explosions rang out. Massive explosions erupted out of the water and killed a bunch of guards and destroyed a bunch of ships and subs in the water.
Maria fired a massive blast of water and Edzilla was riding on a massive megatsunami.
Maria and Edzilla: MEGATSUNAMI EDZILLA SMASMSTORM!
The wave carried Edzilla into the city and he slammed into them and pulverized a bunch of guards with merciless fury.
Me: This is it guys. We're going in! CHAAAAAAAARGE!
We went at the city and roared in a thunderous roar of yelling and Nico fired a powerful blast of energy at the gates and blasted them open. More guards came out and we had our swords and weapons ready and blasted and slashed them apart into a million pieces. Blood and guts were flying all over the place and splattering everywhere. The city was turning into a massive bloodbath. We got to the courtyard of the main capital building and we saw a huge army blockade ready for us.
We Blasted through it and then went into the building.
Mrs. Coulter was enraged! THE CITY WAS IN RUINS! The civilians were evacuated thank goodness. But then the spirits of the animals and people of the world came and they swirled around her and then converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted through the door and then a phoenix cry was heard and we came in!
Me: Mrs. Marisa Coulter, your reign of terror ends now!
Shendu: Any last words?
Mrs. Coulter: You'll never take me alive!
Me: As you wish!
I fired waves of energy and blasted her all over the place.
More guards came and we blasted them all over the place!
Shendu threw fire And burned them into oblivion!
Nico: YEAH!
Qin: Take that!
Erica Haddock went at the guards and kicked and punched and smashed the guards all over and even snapped their necks!
Her head then turned into a T Rex head and she chomped their heads off and ripped them in half.
Qin: YEAH GO ERICA!
Xenia: Take this!
She fired arrows and skewered them through their chests.
Camie: YEAH!
Camie used her quirk and formed a hypnotic aurora and then Himiko fired a blast of energy and fire and blasted them.
Xenia: YEAH!
Horsea squirted ink right into a guards eyes and burned then.
Me: Take this!
I fired a wave of fire and bincinerated the guards.
Lyra Belacqua: You will never win Coulter!
POW!
She punched her in her face and knocked her down.
Me: Whoa! Powerful punch there.
Lyra Belacqua: Thanks.
Manaphy jumped up and blasted the Guards with an energy blast.
Poromon: (Echoing) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!
He fired a wave of lightning and electrocuted the guards into dust.
They blasted them.
Poliwag ran at them and blasted them with a Bubblebeam!
Me: Yeah! Take that!
We blasted the guards all over until Coulter was left!
Me: You're next.
Nico: You're gonna get punched a lot.
Lyra Belacqua: That's right!
Mrs. Coulter: Bring it on you bastards!
Me: Lets dance!
Lobo punched her!
SMASH!
Ben turned into Rath!
Ben: RATH!
He was really pissed!
Rath: LEMME TELL YA SOMETHIN MARISA COULTER! YOU AND THE MAGISTERIUM ARE NOT GOING TO TAKE OVER THIS WORLD! NOT WHILE RATH IS ON THE JOB!
Coulter: BRING IT ON KITTY!
She JUST LIT A TINDERBOX!
Rath went at her and smashed and pulverized her all over!
Nico: Go, Rath!
Bender: YEAH! Take that!
Coulter: You are an ugly robot!
Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!
Me: YEAH! Better yet, BITE MY BIG FAT FUCKING ASS MEAT BITCH!
Bender punched her.
BLAM!
She lost 5 of her teeth! OUCH!
Me: Nice one Bender!
Then Mumbo Jumbo, Skulker, Patty and Selma, Golden Glider, Professor XXXL, Grizzly, Zzzax, Machinedramon, Toad, and Salami Swami came.
Nico: Mumbo Jumbo, Skulker, Patty and Selma, Golden Glider, Professor XXXL, Grizzly, Zzzax, Machinedramon, Toad, and Salami Swami.
Mumbo Jumbo: Man, you guys were busy here!
May: We sure were.
Skulker: But those guys deserved it.
Patty: Now, all that's left is their boss.
Golden Glider: (to Nico) We heard you went after the Cruel Vet.
Nico: We sure did.
Grizzly: I hope you hurt him bad!
Me: Oh we did! But FLUTTERSHY HURT HIM The worst!
Lincoln: She sure did!
Me: Her stare was 100,000 times worse than Toepick's nightmare face!
Grizzly: GEEZ!
Nico: Yep.
Then we heard a thump and we saw a treasure chest.
Me: A Treasure chest!? Where did that come from?
Nico: No idea. But I wonder what's in it?
Me: Wait it could be a trap.
Nico went up to it and opened it and then…
Mimic Minosaur: BOO!
Nico: (SCREAMS)
CRASH!
It was Mimic Minosaur from episode 9 of Ryusoulger!
The Mimic Minosaur (ミミックマイナソー Mimikku Mainasō) is a Mimic-based Minosaur monster from the Warfare Tribe Druidon created from the emotions of a chest box from an antique store that contains Wonder Land, based on its negative emotions of being unopened.
The Mimic Minosaur appears as a chest and traps everyone including the Ryusoulgers into it's Wonderland. It also created the replica of the Cerberus Minosaur and the Kraken Minosaur to guard the Wonderland. However, they manages to defeat those 2 Minosaurs and free themselves and the citizens from its Wonderland. Once out, Melto tried to destroy the Minosaur but it wasn't able to make a scratch.
Then, Bamba arrived and reveals that the host is the a chest box from an antique store that contains Wonderland and he was able to destroy the box, which also causes the Minosaur to be destroyed as well.
Mimic Minosaur: I sure scared you didn't I?
Nico: YEAH!
Me: WHOA!
Eli: WOW! Mimic Minosaur! I remember this one! You trapped the Ryusoulgers in your wonderland and made replicas of Cerberus and Kraken Minosaurs.
Mimic Minosaur: That's right. Good memory Eli!
Eli: Thanks.
Me: Wow! That was clever! So you're an unadapted monster for Dino Fury.
Mimic Minosaur: Yeah.
Nico: That sucks.
Mimic Monsaur: Too bad I wasn't adapted in America.
William: I know! Your fight would've been unique.
Me: Yeah that would have been so cool!
Alice Liddell: (British Accent) I would fit right into your Wonderland.
Mimic Minosaur: You sure would.
We got the battles underway.
Arkayna, X-Squad Lila Rossi, Chill, Golden Queen, Dreamcatcher, Chef Pepperjack, Cream the Rabbit, Bugs Bunny, Lola Bunny, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Bombshell (Skylanders) and Rage Mage VS Mumbo Jumbo, Sheep Mage, Willy Weasel, Happy, Rowdy, and Dancing Diablo Peppers - Nico's rescue in Nowhere and battling The Cruel Veterinarian and Fluttershy transforming
Mumbo Jumbo was first.
Mumbo: (to Arkayna) Nico's rescue was in Nowhere battling The Cruel Veterinarian. It also involved Fluttershy transforming.
Arkayna: And how she used her Stare on him. And man was it awesome!
X-Squad Lila Rossi: Yeah because of her new transformation it greatly enhanced it to the level of Toepick's Nightmare Face times 100,000!
Chill: (Russian Accent) It was a really amazing story to tell you all.
Golden Queen: Fluttershy did an amazing and golden performance there.
Dreamcatcher: She sure did and man that vet had it coming.
Chef Pepperjack: (Cajun Accent) Ooowee! He sure did.
Cream: That was so awesome and cool!
Bugs Bunny: It sure was guys.
Lola Bunny: I agree there too. Right Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: (Giggles) Yeah that was a really great job there.
Tornado Bolt: Just imagine if it was done on Elmyra Duff. She would be scared out of her mind all the way to the 9 levels of the Inferno.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Oh ja ja it would be one no one would ever be able to recover from.
Stealth Elf: Yeah that was an amazing sight and a great battle for Fluttershy.
Mumbo Jumbo: That is for sure! Well done to you Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: Oh thank you.
Mumbo Jumbo: You're Welcome. Lets do it!
Arkayna summoned Giratina and merged with Flapjack and they formed into ARKAYNA GOODJACK!
Arkayna: We're Arkayna Goodjack.
Mumbo Jumbo: Cool! Awesome fusion.
Arkayna: Thanks and the powers of candy and pancakes now flow through me too.
Mumbo Jumbo: They sure do.
Mumbo called out Mismagius and merged with Mireille Manson and they formed into MIREILLE JUMSON!
Mireille Jumson: We're Mireille Jumson!
Arkayna: Awesome fusion there. Vampire Magic Power.
Mireille Jumson: Thanks.
They fired waves of magic, leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and energy and smashed them down.
Aqua, Brenda Loud, Mei Tata (Aishen Qiaokeli-ing), Charlotte Grace, Caitlin (Pokemon), Pneuma (Xenoblade), Element Valkyrie, Element Magician, Element Doom, Element Dragon, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Gluko and Storm Shadow VS Skulker, Live Action Bonecrusher, Fluffy Bunch, Sorcerer Doomlander, Bazooker Doomlander, and Retro Cartoon Player - Us battling Another Adam MacIntyre, Gentle Criminal and La Brava, Esidisi, General Yunnan, Julie Hinikawa, Arlong, Slenderman, Dyb Devlin, TTG BRAIN, Ariadne (Agents of Mayhem), Owl and Shade
Skulker was next.
Skulker: (to Aqua) Nico, Black Widow's team, Shade's team, and the others did good battling Another Adam MacIntyre, Gentle Criminal and La Brava, Esidisi, General Yunnan, Julie Hinikawa, Arlong. And Another Slenderman, Dyb Devlin, TTG BRAIN, Ariadne (Agents of Mayhem), Owl and Shade.
Aqua: We sure did and it was awesome. It was all the archenemies of the Donkey Kong Crew and they were amazing.
Brenda: I hated all of them!
Mei Tata: But they were really awesome to hear about and see in action.
Charlotte Grace: Yeah that was awesome and cool.
Caitlin: It sure was awesome.
Pneuma: We all thought so too.
Element Valkyire: It sure was a really awesome sight to see too.
Element Magician: I agree there and it was so fun and cool.
Element Doom: It sure was something.
Element Dragon: Yeah I agree there.
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah that was fun.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) It sure was fun.
Sunburn: I'll say!
Skulker: That sure is awesome. Lets do it!
Aqua called Mega Glaceon and she fused with Kairi! They formed into AQKAIRI!
Aqkairi: We're Aqkairi!
Skulker: Cool! Awesome combination. Perfect for the keyblade master and student.
Aqkairi: It sure is awesome.
Skulker merged with Dr. Light and Espeon and they formed into DR. SKULLIGHT!
Dr. Skullight: We're Dr. Skullight!
Aqkairi: Awesome combination there!
Dr. Skullight: Thanks.
They fired waves of fire and energy and smashed them down.
Mandee, Serenity Wheeler, Sonya Blade, Kitana, Jade, Amy Anderson, Sword Man, Blade Man, Tomahawk Man, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Caitlyn and Dominique VS Patty & Selma, Mr. Fibb & Mr. Wink, Shizuka of The Wind, Red Menace, Doktor Frogg, and Voltar - Lincoln's rescue
Selma & Patty were next.
Selma: (to Mandee) We heard Lincoln's rescue was in Skinwalkers. How was it?
Mandee: It was really awesome and we took on Varek there and destroyed the curse of the Werewolf for good.
Serenity Wheeler: We sure did and it was really awesome.
Sonya Blade: It sure was cool.
Kitana: I'll say! We all thought it was awesome.
Jade: That is for sure there.
Amy Anderson: That was an awesome battle.
Sword Man: It sure was awesome.
Blade Man: I thought it was great.
Tomahawk Man:: I agree there too.
Rarity: It was really fun darlings.
Sweetie Belle: It sure was! We all thought so.
Gill Grunt: It was awesome.
Patty: Glad you all had fun.
Mandee: We sure did. Light ya before we start?
Selma: Oh sure.
They put cigarettes in their mouths and Mandee flicked her thumb and formed a flame on it and lit their cigarettes and they puffed them.
Selma: Ahh thank you.
Mandee: No problem.
Mandee summoned Flareon and merged with Tsukiumi and they formed into MANKIUMI!
Mankiumi: We're Mankiumi!
Patty: Wow! What a smoking hot diva!
Mankiumi: Yeah when you are a voluptuous power you have smoking hot qualities.
Selma: True. Now for us.
They summoned Marshadow and Dewey Largo came!
Mankiumi: Mr. Dewey Largo, Lisa's old music teacher?
Dewey Largo: Please don't mention that bad saxophone charlatan!
Mankiumi: Jeez you need to let go of that hate towards Lisa. Springfield is gone and you never have to go there again.
Dewey Largo: True. But I still hate Lisa!
Patty: Okay that's enough!
They fused and formed into SELPAT LARGO!
Selpat: We're Selpat Largo!
Mankiumi: Awesome combo!
They fired waves of energy and water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.
Flash, Fiona Hernandez, Ancient Fairy Dragon, Black Winged Dragon, Power Tool Dragon, Life Stream Dragon, Ellie Singh, Rainbow Dash, Sonic, Speedy Gonzales, Roadrunner, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Lync Volan and Nurzak VS Golden Glider, Pink Ranger Slayer, Hades Beast Manticore, Clawbster, Dark Troll, and Hades Fungal Beast Mold - Meeting Carolina Constantine
Golden Glider was next.
Golden Glider: (to Flash) I heard you guys met Carolina Constantine. What's she like?
Flash: She is the gene-slammer of Noble Knight Cunstennin and she is also the descendant of Constantine III of Britain and she is a powerful Swordswoman too.
Fiona Hernandez: She sure is and she is an awesome and powerful one.
Ancient Fairy Dragon: I agree there myself and that is really cool.
Black Winged Dragon: Boy it sure is and I think it's awesome too.
Power Tool Dragon: I do too.
Life Stream Dragon: As do I.
Ellie Singh: I do too and it's awesome.
Rainbow Dash: You got that right.
Sonic: It sure is awesome and fun.
Speedy Gonzales: (Spanish Accent) Si amigos and it's amazing that she is buena like that and her story is awesome too.
Roadrunner: Meep meep! (Holds up a sign that says "It sure is awesome.)
FLASHBACK
Nico: Yep. So, Carolina, what memories did you have with Lincoln?
Carolina Constantine: Oh man, I was hoping you'd ask that. Well, this one time, Lincoln and I along with the rest of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table were riding out on patrol looking for any sign of trouble and we also had the rest of his Guardian Angels with him. Suddenly, we heard the sound of angry bellowing and the smell of an unwashed pig in the air, and we saw who it was coming after us: it was Flip, and he had a massive army of thugs with her and he was out to kill Lincoln again, that set us off. We rode out there and we'd slain every last one of the thugs, then, we turned our attention to Flip, and we brutally thrashed him. Then, Lincoln chained them up with chains of light and we brought him before the rest of his family, and after we told and showed them all everything, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, and Mr. and Mrs. Loud were absolutely livid at Flip once again, and Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, and Mr. and Mrs. Loud all pounced on Flip, and they brutally beat his three-cheeked ass into the ground.
Nico: Jeez.
Lincoln: Then, we called the cops and they immediately cuffed Flip after we tied him up in an energy straitjacket, and they loaded him up in the police car and he was bellowing in anger again.
Ellie Elsher: But, then, we proceeded to flip him the bird and some of us even pulled a double hander and that really set Flip off and he bellowed with even more anger as the car drove off to take him back to prison.
Raven Ghostrick: We were really getting sick and tired of that mutant always running loose and trying to kill Lincoln, but we always put him down like the idiot that he is.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Golden Girder: Boy that mutant cheapskate just doesn't know how to take a hint.
Pinkie Pie: No he doesn't! What a partypooper!
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) Yeah that cheapskate needs to be put down like a mad dog.
Featherweight: I agree there too.
Sprocket: Yeah that Flip. What a jerk.
Golden Glider: No kidding there! Lets do it!
Flash had Greninja out and he merged with The Sonic Sisters! They formed into FLASHETTE SONIC!
Flashette Sonic: We're Flashette Sonic!
Golden Glider: Cool! Awesome!
Flashette Sonic: Yeah figured speed would be the perfect fusion for this.
Golden Glider: It sure is.
Golden Glider merged with her Greninja and Mamma Robotnik and they formed into GOLDEN ROBOTNIK!
Golden Robotnik: We're Golden Robotnik the ROTTEN Skater!
Flashette Sonic: Awesome! I hope Dr. Robotnik is still patching things up with his mom.
They fired waves of metal, gears, lightning, wind and rainbows and smashed them down.
Levi, Carapace, Rosa Laurence, Lucy Xi, Celina McPherson, Tammy Rosalinda, Mya Edmundton, Plankton, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Octane and Shrapnel VS Professor XXXL, Bird Brain, UnBearables, Wu Sisters, Garluch, and Nowhere King - Us in Bowser's Reactor Galaxy for round 1
Professor XXXL was next.
Professor XXXL (to Levi): You guys were in Bowser's Reactor Galaxy for round 1. Good thing Bowser's always with you guys.
Levi: That is for sure but it was an amazing and great battle to see.
Carapace: It sure was.
Rosa Laurence: They had a lot of fun on that.
Lucy Xi: It sure was awesome.
Celica McPherson: It was really awesome too.
Tammy Rosalinda: I thought it was cool.
Mya Edmundton: It sure was cool too.
Plankton: It sure was an amazing fun battle to watch.
Twilight Sparkle: It sure was a fun one too.
Starshine Sparkle: I think it's cool too.
Spyro: It sure was.
Professor XXXL: That is awesome. Now lets do it for I, PROFESSOR XXXL, am ready!
Levi called out Klinklang and merged with Kasumi and they formed into KASLEVI!
Kaslevi: We're Kaslevi!
Professor XXXL: Awesome fusion!
Kaslevi: Yeah we thought so too. It's a powerful and smart one too. Brains, Brawn and Beauty.
Professor XXXL: I like it.
Out came his Torterra as well as Rude Dexter & Dee Dee!
Rude Dexter: Get ready to die you fucking bitch!
Rude Dee Dee: Yeah so shut the fuck up and die!
Kaslevi: Jeez and I thought Tayuya had a rotten mouth. I never knew that Dexter and Dee Dee's rudeness was that bad.
Professor XXXL: Yeah these two are so foulmouthed that they make Tayuya's mouth look clean.
Kaslevi: I can tell.
They fused and turned into PROFESSOR TURTLERUDE!
Professor TurtleRude: We're PROFESSOR TURTLERUDE!
Kaslevi: That's clever.
They fired waves of energy and magic and smashed them down.
Iron Man, Korra, Stella Copernicus, Infectious Lass, Selena Shub-Niggurath, Sailor Dwarf Woodlands, Cyber End Dragon, Zane Truesdale, Syrus Truesdale, Dark Magician Girl, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Komba O Charlie and Needlenose VS Grizzly, Grizzaka, Y2K Bug, Lord Peel, Manfish, and Sir Pantsalot of Dropseat Manor- The mascots making ice cream
Grizzly was next.
Grizzly: (to Iron Man) The Mascots made ice cream earlier. What flavors did they make?
Iron Man: They made Mint Chip, Cookies and Cream and Blue Raspberry. Not bad for their first time making ice cream.
Korra: I'll say! That was great stuff.
Stella Copernicus: It sure was cool.
Infectious Lass: That sure is awesome.
Selena Shub-Niggurath: Yeah it sure was tasty ice cream.
Sailor Dwarf Woodlands: And it was funny when Earthworm Jim, Pipp and Hitch got the Brain Freeze.
Cyber End Dragon agreed.
Zane Truesdale: That sure was funny but painful.
Syrus: It sure was.
Dark Magician Girl: But the ice cream was delicious.
Applejack: It sure was. Thank goodness we didn't have disgusting flavors of ice cream.
Apple Bloom: (LAUGHS) That would not be a good one.
Flashwing: Yeah no kidding there.
Grizzly: Those sounded good! Lets do it!
Iron Man summoned Klinkling and merged with Pepper Potts and they formed IRONFAM!
Ironfam: We're IronFam!
Grizzly: COOL! Fitting for both you and Pepper, Tony.
IronFam: Yeah it sure is. After everything that happened to us we deserve to be together.
Grizzly: Aww that's sweet. How about this.
He summoned Ursaring and then called out FUZZY WUZZY!
He started out as a Teddy Bear!? What the?
But then he roared and then inflated himself and formed into a huge 2 headed Teddy Bear with 6 limbs and had 1 head that was dumb and another that was smart! and they roared and did a Tarzan Yell!
IronFam: WHOA! Who is that big guy?
Grizzly: This is Dr. Robotnik's Fuzzy Wuzzy. He was his childhood robotic toy that he had since he was a youngster.
IronFam: Very cool!
Grizzly and Fuzzy Wuzzy merged and they formed into TRIPLEFUZZY! He was a 3 Headed 9 limbed bear!
TripleFuzzy: We're TripleFuzzy!
IronFam: Fitting for you all!
They fired waves of energy, earth, rock, mud, boulders, crystal, lava and apples and smashed them down.
Mollie, Seira Amagi the Princess of the Indian Ocean, Celine Giachi Lorres - Champion of Generosity, Oceanbird Astronomonov, Fievel Mousekewitz, Tanya Mousekewitz, Nefertiti Isabelle Dunbar, Pikachu, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Wildrider and Dead End VS Zzzax, Dragon Jellyfish, Universe 666 Azula, Angar the Screamer, Universe 666 Lots-o'-Huggin' Bear, and Dr. Jacques von Hämsterviel- Lyra Belacqua is a really gifted girl
Zzzax was next.
Zzzax: (to Mollie) Lyra Belacqua is a really gifted girl. What special skills does she have?
Mollie: She has the amazing power to figure out what each of the symbols on the Golden Compass mean and she didn't have any training in it and didn't need it.
Seira: She is a really amazing girl for that.
Celine Giachi Lorres: I agree there and she is awesome.
Oceanbird: She is completely far out of this world dudes.
Fievel: She sure is awesome.
Tanya Mousekewitz: I think it's awesome myself too.
Nefertiti Dunbar: I agree there myself.
Pikachu: Pika.
Rainbow Dash: Lyra is an awesome force of good too with a great golden heart.
Scootaloo: I agree there.
Whirlwind: Same here.
Zzzax: I agree there. Lets do it!
Mollie called in Zapdos and merged with Lincoln and they formed into MOLLICOLN THE THUNDER SUPER ANGEL!
Mollicoln: We're Mollicoln the Thunder Super Angel!
Zzzax: Wow! Really electrifying!
Mollicoln: It sure is awesome.
Zzzax had Mega Zapdos come and merged with Electro and they formed into SUPERTHUNDER!
Superthunder: We're Superthunder!
Mollicoln: Electrifying and awesome!
They fired waves of lightning, wind, rainbows and energy and smashed them down.
Sasuke the Android, Lucia, Ophelia Nasturtium, Pele, Kadma, Lay Mamery, Julie Makimoto, Mira, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Exhaust and Flamewar VS Machinedramon, Evil Aqua Man, Tickler, Wiki Tiki, Minotaurmon, and Samurhive - Lyra Belacqua was chosen to destroy the Magisterium
Machinedramon was next.
Machinedramon: (to Sasuke) Lyra Belacqua was chosen to destroy the Magisterium. You guys can help her do that.
Sasuke: We sure can. They have tormented this world for far too long.
Lucia: No way are we going to let them do anymore damage to this world too.
Ophelia Nasturtium: That is for sure and it will be good for the universe to be rid of the Magisterium.
Kadma: I agree there too.
Lay Mamery: Same here.
Julie Makimoto: You got that right guys.
Mira: Same with me too.
Starlight Glimmer: I do too there and that is awesome.
Cozy Glow: Same with me as well.
Hex: And me too.
Machinedramon: That is for sure there. Lets do it!
Sasuke called Snorlax and merged with Ebisumaru and they formed into SASEBISUKE!
Sasebisuke: Call us Sasebisuke!
Machinedramon: Great combination. Bet he has a big appetite.
Sasebisuke: We sure do and we are hungry for seafood and action.
Machinedramon: Then you will like Ebisumaru's archenemy.
Out came EBIDRAMON!
Sasebisuke: Ebidramon! Perfect for Ebisumaru.
Ebidramon: I'm glad you think so.
Machinedramon summoned Klinklang and they merged and formed into LOBSTERMACHINEDRAMON! エビムゲンドラモン
LobsterMachinedramon: We're LobsterMachinedramon.
Sasebisuke: Awesome combination.
They fired waves of energy, bones, blood, skulls, magic, stars, lightning and earth and smashed them down.
Supergirl, Michiru, Leia Romanov, Silver Surfer, Plastic Man, Blue Beetle, Sonya Furya, Berserk Dragon, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Lobo and Deadpool VS Toad, Evil Yamato Man, Kurumowario, Foop, Beaky Buzzard, and Gossamer - The Magisterium must be destroyed
Toad was next
Toad: (to Supergirl) The Magisterium must be destroyed. It can't be allowed to hurt anyone else.
Supergirl: I agree there completely on that one.
Michiru: Same here and it will be good to destroy them.
Leia Romanov: It sure will be awesome.
Plastic Man: It will be awesome to see them be destroyed too.
Blue Beetle: I agree there too.
Sonya Furya: It sure will be awesome and powerful.
Berserk Dragon agreed too.
Princess Celestia: I hope the Magisterium wrote all their wills.
King Solar: Me too. That will be awesome.
Solar Eclipsa: It sure was awesome.
Amber Morning: Yeah no kidding.
Spotlight: Yep.
Toad: That is for sure. Lets do it!
Supergirl called out Politoed and merged with Sumire Denellda and they formed into KAMIRE CLARNELDA!
Kamire Clarnelda: We are Kamire Clarnelda!
Toad: Awesome! And that's a great combination too.
Kamire Clarnelda: It sure is.
Toad called his Politoed and merged with Evil Toad Man and they formed into TOAD 2.0!
Toad 2.0: Toad 2.0! Ready!
Kamire: That is cool!
They fired waves of light and energy and smashed them down.
Kole, Lola Ferrington, Dora Santiago, Serenity Lexington, Chloe Bailey, Eliza Taylor, Maria Krystal, Jesse Anderson, Rarity, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Bowser and Bertie VS The Salami Swami, Stacey, Ghost Monster, Nep-Enut, Mad Steamhorn, and Angry Roast Chicken - The Magisterium will be destroyed by all of us
Salami Swami was next.
Salami Swami: (to Kole) (Hindu Accent) The Magisterium will be destroyed by all of us. Nothing will be left of it.
Kole: You got that right and it will be total liberation from them.
Lola Ferrington: It sure will be awesome and cool.
Dora Santiago: I'm so looking forward to this one.
Serenity Lexington: Me too and Lyra is going to be an awesome member of the team.
Chloe Bailey: I agree there too.
Eliza Taylor: She sure will be awesome.
Maria Krystal: This is gonna be so fun.
Jesse Anderson: I agree there too.
Rarity: I do too there darlings.
Princess Luna: I think it will be most awesome myself.
Moondust: It sure will be fun.
Snowdrop: Yeah I agree there too.
Gari: Yeah me too.
Blackout: I think so too.
Salami Swami: I agree there. Lets do it!
Kole had Diancie out and she merged with Flashwing and they formed into KOLE FLASHWING!
Kole Flashwing: We're Kole Flashwing!
Salami Swami: That is a really great fusion.
Kole Flashwing: It sure is an awesome one there.
Salami Swami called out his Camerupt and then merged with Knighty Knight and they formed into THE SALAMI KNIGHT!
Salami Knight: We are the Salami Knight!
Kole Flashwing: Meaty and cool.
They fired waves of meat and darkness and crystal and smashed them down.
Dino Fury Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Zi-O Riders, J.D. Knudson, Varie, Camie, Celica, Himiko, Cassidy, Adagio Dazzle, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Mimic Minosaur
Mimic Minosaur was next.
Mimic Minosaur: Boy that was awesome scaring Nico like that.
Me: You really got the drop on him and that was great.
Varie: Yeah it sure was awesome.
Camie: No kidding. But that was well done.
Celica: It sure was awesome.
Himiko: Yeah no kidding.
Cassidy: Awesome surprise.
Adagio Dazzle: Yeah it sure was.
Mimic Minosaur: Yeah I get that a lot there. Lets do it!
I teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of The Church, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the anti-Magistreum etched on the 7'5" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels. Once in hand, we will gain a massive power and energy increase.
I teleported back with them.
Dino Fury Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! LINK TO MORPHIN GRID!
They transformed and were ready for action!
Me: OH YEAH!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! DINO FURY!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Dino Fury Rangers too!
Zi-O Riders: HENSHIN!
They transformed too.
Me: YEAH! Lets dance!
Dino Fury Rangers: DINO FURY BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and we fired waves of energy and elements and blasted him all over and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
He was dead!
Me: YEAH! Mimic Minosaur you have failed this world!
Dino Fury Rangers: DINO FURY VICTORY!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped
Troy: Your henchmen are gone.
Tsukasa: All that's left is you!
Kamen Ride: Megaforce Red!
Kamen Ride: Megaforce Blue!
Kamen Ride: Megaforce Black!
Kamen Ride: Megaforce Yellow!
Kamen Ride: Megaforce Pink!
Kamen Ride: Megaforce Green!
Kamen Ride: Robo Knight!
Tsukasa turned into Megaforce Red and Daiki summoned clones of the Megaforce Rangers!
Megaforce Rangers: GO GO MEGAFORCE!
They transformed!
Troy Burrows: FURY OF THE DRAGON! MEGAFORCE RED!
Emma Goodall: FLAMES OF THE PHOENIX! MEGAFORCE PINK!
Jake Holland: VENOM OF THE SNAKE! MEGAFORCE BLACK!
Gia Moran: CLAW OF THE TIGER! MEGAFORCE YELLOW!
Noah Carver: BITE OF THE SHARK! MEGAFORCE BLUE!
Lillith: SONG OF THE SIREN! MEGAFORCE GREEN!
All: EARTH'S DEFENDERS NEVER SURRENDER! POWER RANGERS MEGAFORCE!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted off behind them and they were ready!
Nico: Lets go!
We went at her and punched and pulverized her all over.
Iflar, Topar, and Fivarth blasted and smashed her all over.
Sideswipe, Offroad, Brittney and Heimlich used the Earth and Autobot Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Brittney and Heimlich's powers, Sideswipe's piledriver arms and Offroad's glass gas 100-fold.
Sideswipe and Brittney Knudson: DARKNESS PILEDRIVE PUNCH!
Offroad and Heimlich: GLASS CATERPILLER BLAST!
Wind Spirits of The Digital World and Kendra: WIND DRAGON SPIRIT BLAST!
Hunters and Protectors of The Jungle and Selene: VAMPIRE DARKNESS HUNT BLAST!
Land Before Time Protectors of Dinosaurs and Amora: DINOSAURS OF MAGIC BLAST!
Psychic Masters of Alakazam and Spymaster: PSYCHIC MASTER BLAST!
Hundred Acre Wood Friends and Larxene: POOH LIGHTNING BLAST!
Ice Robot Masters of Mega City and Electrocutioner: ICE ROBOT BLAST!
Crystal Beast Power Force and Hydro Man: CRYSTAL BEAST WATER BLAST!
Firebender Masters of Fire and Pyro: FIRE FURY BLAST!
Apes of Superhuman Intelligence and Grumblemon: EARTH GORILLA BLAST!
Superheroines of U.A. Academy and Hsi Wu: SUPER SKY BLAST!
Twilight Sparkle, Thunder Sparkle, Starburst, Night Light Jr, Nyx Midnight, Scarlet Genie, Zeta "Silver" Telekinetic, Sparkle Girl, Love Charm, Tinker Sparks, Starbeam Glitter, Starshine Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Cadance, Princess Amore, Flurry Heart, Lilly Crystal, Cloud Star, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Sweetie Drops/Bon Bon, Donut Joe, Spike the Dragon, Shining Armor, Tempest Shadow, Swift Foot, Gallus the Griffin, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, Rai, Sena and Joe Shimamura: MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Twilight Sparkle, Lyra Belacqua, Eli, Nico and RD me: MAGIC FURY BLAST OF THE GOLDEN COMPASS!
We fired waves of energy and elements.
Lincoln: POLAR ELEMENT STYLE: ARCTIC FOX!
Jessica Shannon: POLAR STING STYLE: ARCTIC HARE!
Peni Parker: POLAR WEB STYLE: REINDEER!
Entrapta: POLAR LIGHTNING STYLE: SEAL!
Perfuma: POLAR NATURE STYLE: POLAR BEARS!
Frosta: POLAR ICE STYLE: PENGUINS!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said Arctic creatures.
Lincoln and his harem: POLAR FINAL SMASH: PHOENIX BLAST!
They fired a massive bone-chilling cold phoenix and the blasts all hit her and exploded!
We then fired black energy blasts at Marisa Coulter and Metatron, and we banished them both to The Black Gates forever, along with the rest of the members of The Church.
Lyra Belacqua: We did it, The Church is gone for good, along with Marisa Coulter and Metatron.
Nico: Those oppressive fanatics have failed this world along with all of Heaven, now they're facing true eternal damnation in The Black Gates.
Lincoln: Now, there's only one last thing to do, and one last loose end to tie up: Brandon Breyer A.K.A. Brightburn.
?: I WILL DESTROY YOU FOR THE HUMILIATION YOU'VE DEALT UNTO ME, SAIYAN MONGREL!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large search pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the ten coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eight large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the ten large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Helen James: (Growls) I always knew there was no mistaking that voice, get out here right now, Brandon, before I force you out myself.
A figure came out, and it was none other than our old enemy, Brandon Breyer A.K.A. Brightburn, the murderous Thalionian.
Nico: I should've known you'd show up one way or another, Brandon, you just don't even know when to stay dead, do you?
Brandon Breyer: I will kill you if it's the last thing I ever do!
Brandon Breyer fired laser blasts from his eyes at Nico, but Lincoln blocked it with a shield made of sapphire gems.
Melanie Connors: Nice defense, Lincoln, and you're right about one thing: it's going to be the last thing you ever do, Brightburn.
Suddenly, Melanie Connors' blue eyes turned neon blue, and she was surrounded by a rainbow energy aura with stars, fire, water, wind, light, darkness, earth, Elemental HEROS, and angels, she unholstered her massive greatsword from her back, and as she approached Brightburn, she left rainbow energy, stars, fire, water, wind, light, darkness, earth, Elemental HEROS, and angels with every step.
Melanie Connors: I will never ever forgive you for any of your murderous crimes against the people of Brightburn, nor will I ever forgive you for the murders of too many innocent lives across the universe that your people have taken. Far too much blood has been spilt because of you and your murderous race, and for that, Brandon Breyer, you shall suffer the consequences for your sins and you will pay for everything that you've done!
Suddenly, Melanie Connors was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow energy with stars, fire, water, wind, light, darkness, and earth surrounding the vortex, there are the Elemental HEROS and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a white phoenix with the Elemental HERO emblem on its stomach and red eyes glaring at Brandon Breyer A.K.A. Brightburn: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Melanie Connors emerged, but she was forever changed.
ANGELIC MUSIC PLAYS
Marlene Connors grew from 7'0" to 7'9" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has rainbow highlights in the bangs of her long crimson red hair and blue hairband, she has neon blue eyes and a rainbow energy aura with stars, fire, earth, water, wind, light, darkness, Elemental HEROS, and angels surrounding her, she has the Light Kanji surrounded by the Elemental HEROS Monsters emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, she has on angel earrings with rainbow gems for eyes and holding the Fire, Earth, Water, Wind, Light, Dark, Star, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has the Elemental HERO Monsters with rainbow gems for eyes and holding the Fire, Earth, Water, Wind, Light, Dark, Star, and Eternity Kanjis in their hands on the bottom of her rainbow angel-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with rainbow crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and rainbow gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Melanie Connors has on a short-sleeved white blouse, blue sleeveless top, white skirt with the Elemental HERO Emblem on it, blue knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, fire, earth, water, wind, light, darkness, and angels on the coattails, and on the back are the Elemental HEROS surrounded by stars, fire, water, earth, wind, light, and darkness. Suddenly, Marlene Connors felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive rainbow angel wings with aurora tips on the large rainbow feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long red wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with rainbow gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.
Suddenly, Marlene Connors' massive greatsword, Elemental HEROS-themed greatsword, and all the other greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow energy, stars, fire, earth, water, wind, light, darkness, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Marlene Connors' Six Elements Elemental HEROS Greatsword of Six Divine Elements Elemental HEROS Monsters Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded rainbow gems and the Elemental HEROS etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged red blade, large angel heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with large rainbow gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large angel heads and below the angel heads is a large white angel head with red gems for eyes and rainbow gem in its mouth for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with rainbow gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left large gold cuff Bracer, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold versions of the Elemental HEROS Monsters' heads with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gems in their mouth for the belt buckle and around the belt on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a rainbow kanji below the Elemental HERO Monsters that said, "Marlene Connors, Gene-Slammer of The Elemental HERO Monsters, Older Sister of Miranda and Emilia Connors, Powerful Elemental Master of Light, Powerful Swordswoman, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher of Flip, Archenemy of Dark General Freed, Destroyer of Brandon Breyer Also Known As Brightburn, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Swords, Stars, Fire, Earth, Water, Wind, Light, Darkness, and The Elemental HEROS"
マーリーン・コナーズ、エレメンタル・ヒーロー・モンスターのジーン・スラマー、ミランダとエミリア・コナーズの姉、強力な光のエレメンタル・マスター、強力な剣士、愛情深い守護天使でリンカーン・ラウドの未来の妻、フリップのスマッシャー、闇の将軍フリードの宿敵、デストロイヤーブランドン・ブライヤーは、ブライトバーンとしても知られ、悪、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなしの破壊者兼殺戮者、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして剣、星、火、土、水、風、光の達人です。 、ダークネス、エレメンタル・ヒーロー
Suddenly, Marlene Connors' immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she'd transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!
Marlene Connors has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ELEMENTAL HEROS MONSTERS-ELEMENTAL HEROS GODDESS-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA ELEMENTAL HEROS GODDESS COSMIC LIGHT ELEMENTAL HEROS MONSTER GODDESS ANGEL OF DIVINE ELEMENTAL HEROS GODDESS COSMIC LIGHT ELEMENTAL HEROS MONSTER GODDESS ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE ELEMENTAL HEROS GODDESS COSMIC LIGHT ELEMENTAL HEROS MONSTER GODDESS ANGEL LOVE!
We were really amazed by Marlene Connors' Super Angel-Elemental HEROS Monsters-Elemental HEROS Goddess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Brandon Breyer saw it, he flew into a darker rage and fired another laser blast from his eyes to kill her, but Marlene Connors deflected it, and she fired a massive barrage of rainbow energy blasts with stars, fire, earth, water, wind, light, darkness, Elemental HEROS, and angels at the murderous Thalionian and they exploded as they hit him, he got back up, but that really pissed him off now.
Nico: (GASPS) Oh, no way, oh man, Marlene Connors' transformed!
Miranda Connors: Whoa!
Emilia Connors: So awesome!
Lincoln: She's transformed into her Super Angel-Elemental HEROS Monsters-Elemental HEROS Goddess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, she's really changed that much since the last time I saw her, and now, the true power of a hero is about to be unleashed.
Marlene Connors: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Elemental HEROS Monsters Goddess Angel and Divine Eternal Cosmic Elemental HEROS Monsters Goddess Angel Love) And on that rotten monster once and for all. Let's tear him apart, Linky.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Marlene Connors.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Nico's already had his turn smashing you into the ground, Brandon Breyer, now it's our turn, and this time, we'll make sure you never come back to hurt Nico or anyone else ever again!
Lincoln and Marlene Connors went after Brandon Breyer A.K.A. Brightburn who continued firing blasts of laser beams from his eyes but they dodged them all, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Ghouls, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Yetis, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Brandon Breyer and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Marlene Connors also attack him with punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they smashed him all over with their immense and extremely powerful superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving Brightburn even madder than ever.
Brightburn: I'LL KILL YOU ALL!
Brightburn fired a massive laser optic blast at Lincoln and Marlene Connors and also hoped to kill Nico as well with it, but Lincoln's Elemental Shield of Harmony formed on his left Bracer and he not only blocked it, but he also deflected it right back at Brightburn and it hit him in the eyes and it blinded him badly. Then, Lincoln ran at Brightburn and drove his massive greatsword into his stomach and he began sucking out all of Brightburn's superhuman strength, superhuman speed,
flight, nigh-invulnerability, heat vision, superhuman intelligence, and electronic interference, and he made them his own. Then, he removed his massive greatsword from Brightburn's stomach and he'd punched the murderous Thalionian hard in the face and knocked him out. Then, he tied him up with a rainbow energy straitjacket and Neutronium Chains lined with rainbow energy.
Brightburn: This will never hold me!
Brightburn tried to get out of it, but he couldn't and he felt that he was now extremely weakened to a degree.
Brightburn: W-what did you do to me?
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I sucked out all of your powers along with your superhuman strength and made them my own, now you're no longer a threat, you're now Brandon Breyer. But, we're not going to kill you because in our eyes, you don't deserve to die again.
Nico: That's right. I may have started this whole grudge match against you, but it's only fair that I have a say in your fate. Brandon Breyer, you are hereby sentenced to Juvie, and when you reach eighteen, for the crimes you've committed against the people of Brightburn, Kansas, you will then be transferred to a specially made wing in The Sun Prison for World-Conquering Tyrants, and this wing will be made especially for you because of the fact that you're the most dangerous person in the galaxy and the last of your murderous race.
Me: And your newly-built and heat-proof prison cell will be made of the same material as your ship, and that newly-built prison cell of yours will permanently keep you stripped of all your powers forever, and you'll stay there until the day you die.
We sent Brandon Breyer into a police car which took him straight to Juvie. We cheered for what Marlene Connors and Lincoln did to Brightburn as they holstered their weapons and powered down, and Marlene Connors' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long red wolf tails, and massive rainbow angel wings are permanent.
Marlene Connors: And now, we are finally rid of Brandon Breyer A.K.A. Brightburn once and for all, and good riddance. Thanks for helping me take down Brightburn, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Marlene.
Suddenly, Marlene Connors wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Marlene Connors's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and the Elemental HEROS Monsters flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Marlene Connors absorbed the elemental forces and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Nico: Whoa, oh man, now that's what I call a fearsome fight against a murderous Thalionian, Lincoln, Marlene, you guys did one awesome job taking down Brandon Breyer, now I can finally say that my grudge match against him is finally over.
Lincoln: Now, he'll be spending time in Juvie, and then, once he turns eighteen, he'll be sent to that new wing in The Sun Prison for World-Conquering Tyrants where he'll be eventually be sentenced to Eternity Without The Possibility of Parole for his murder spree in Brightburn, Kansas.
Me: A monster like him deserves much worse.
Nico: I know, but like I said, I may have started this grudge match, but I at least want a say in his fate. So, Lincoln, which Noble Knight Gene-Slammer are you going to meet tomorrow?
Lincoln: I know just the one: A Gene-Slammer for Noble Knight Iyvanne.
Melanie Artorgius: (GASPS) That's awesome, and there's only one person who'd be Gene-Slammed into Noble Knight Iyvanne, Yelena Ywain, and you guys are going to love meeting her, Yelena Ywain is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a very powerful wielder of light magic and a very powerful swordswoman and a member of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table. She trained Lincoln both in the art of swordsmanship and magic, and he became a very powerful swordsman and master of magic, and she also taught him much about the Code of Chivalry and really instilled what it means to be a true hero, to fight with both courage and honor, to protect those he loves and holds dear to his heart, and never to let those with such malice and evil in their black hearts get away with their crimes. Plus, you're going to love hearing this: Yelena Ywain is also a direct descendant of Ywain of Camelot.
We gasped.
Me: Ywain, one of the members of The Knights of The Round Table and the son of King Urien of Gorre and either the enchantress Modron or the sorceress Morgan le Fay.
Katara Chevalierflamboyant: (French Accent) That's right, plus, Lincoln made her an emerald green coat with the coat of arms of Royal Woods' Knights of The Michigan Table along with a beautiful necklace, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips after their training, and Yelena Ywain hates that mutant, Flip, with a very blazing passion. One day, Yelena Ywain and Lincoln along with the rest of the Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table were having a meeting at our castle, but then, the alarm triggered, and we saw who it was that had triggered the alarm: it was Flip, and he'd brought with him an army of thugs he hired. Yelena Ywain and Lincoln went out there along with the rest of us, and they'd slain them with her greatsword. It drove that fat smelly hairy moron into a blood-crazed fury, but before he could get after us, Lincoln and Yelena Ywain fired chains of light magic which bound that moron and tied him up.
Nico: Did he call his family and his sisters for this?
Lincoln: Yep, and needless to say, everyone wanted his head on a pike!
Me: Should've known he would do something like this.
Lincoln: I know, but I wasn't surprised, that fat mutant tried to kill me many times in the past, but in the end, his plan failed, and Flip got sent back to prison, and to make sure that he didn't try to get revenge, Yelena Ywain and I casted a spell to prevent that mutant from coming back.
Me: Yeah, messing with the descendant of Ywain of The Knights of The Round Table and one of the members of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table will have dire and disastrous consequences.
Nico: That mutant really hated that his greatest "plan" was foiled once again, and he got into even more serious trouble.
Lincoln: He seriously didn't even know when to quit, and to make it worse, his plan earned him the vengeance of my family infinite-fold.
Suddenly, Alexis Arcana was struck by a vision.
Lincoln: Alexis, I know that look from anywhere: is Sartorius...?
Alexis Arcana: Yes, he's come back, and we'll be facing him in a few days.
Me: And we'll be ready for him.
Zzzax: The Magisterium is destroyed now.
Machinedramon: They won't hurt anyone else.
Toad: No, they won't!
Nico: That's for sure and Lyra you did really great today.
Lyra Belacqua: Thanks. It was fun.
Nico: It sure was.
Salami Swami: Let's celebrate with my salami and the mascots' ice cream!
Professor XXXL: My snow cones can go with them!
Me: Perfect!
Nico: Yep. Great job today everyone. This was so fun.
Eli: Yeah.
Twilight Sparkle: It sure was.
Eli: Yep. (To the viewers) Boy this was a fun adventure for us. Hope you all liked it.
Me: I know I did.
We later went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep after a great meal.
We returned home after our mission to take down Marisa Coulter, but we also know what's going to happen tomorrow: Sartorius is back later in a few days and he still wants revenge on us, but we'll be ready for him and we'll make sure he never rises again. As for Brandon Breyer, he was sent to Juvie, and by the time he turns eighteen, he'll then be transferred to a specially created wing in The Sun Prison for World-Conquering Tyrants, and this wing will be made especially for him because of the fact that he's the most dangerous person in the galaxy and the last of his murderous race, and his newly-built and heat-proof prison cell will be made of the same material as his ship, and that newly-built prison cell of his will permanently keep him stripped of all his powers forever, and he'll stay there until the day he dies once he's been sentenced to Eternity without the Possibility of Parole for the crimes he has committed against the people of Brightburn, Kansas and for the crimes of his race.
THE END
Another awesome chapter done.
The Golden Compass was a great movie and I thought it all was really cool.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.
For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily, along with Robin, Dark Magician Girl and her Apprentices, Naomi Yumiko, White Walker, Frostwrath, and Algata as well as Common Cold, The Crud, Injector, Antberry, Nep-Enut and Evil Venom Woman and we're going to New York City and we're going there to bust Quincy "The Fox" Gunnerson and we're going to take back the Emperor's Diamond Egg of Ivan the Terrible and Rainbow Dash is going to transform against him and she is going to give him a merciless thrashing with intense and brutal fury. Also we're going to meet a Gargoyle Gene-slammer and her name is Dahlia Carter and she is a powerful master of the night and she has darkness powers and is an amazing force of good and she even stood up for the Gargoyles and helped make them good people. Also we're going to battle The Strawberry, Vanilla and Chocolate Technicolor Phantoms, Steam Demons, Star Creature, Cheese Monster, The Ghost of Old Salem, The Willawaw, The Ghost of Dr. Coffin, The Creepy Lighthouse Keeper, The Tar Monster, The Miner 49er, Dr. Croaker, Ghost of The Hooded Heffer, The Ghost of Captain Redbeard, The Cat Mummy, The Ghost of Geronimo, The Headless Spectre, No-Face Zombie, Mani Tiki Tia, Wiki Tiki, The Gold Monster, Snow Ghost, The Ape Man of Forbidden Mountain, The Strongman Ghost, Another Crud and Common Cold. And we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Runerigus gene-slammer named Carolyn Grey Hawk and she is a powerful force of good and is also a master of Di-Gata Symbol magic.
The match-up is for Emilia Connors, Gene-Slammer of The Evil HEROS Duel Monsters, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy the Black Hot Organization, the muscular clones of the Black Hat Organization.
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Portugal, and we're going to take down a troublemaking pest named Aiden Anderson, he's a well-known troublemaker and an asshole who thinks he can get away with lying to people and he always causes trouble wherever he goes, but we're going to take down that moron and send him to prison for good. We're also in for an awesome surprise: we're going to meet Alana Monroe, Helen Bailey, and Melanie Taylor, these three girls are Lincoln's Guardian Angels from Michigan and they are his most protective and fiercest of his Guardian Angels, they're known as The Trouble Busters, a group who're dedicated and committed to making selfish Karens, self-entitled pricks, heartless greedy queen bees, entitled elitists, and assholes pay for the trouble they've caused to others all around the world. Their parents, Alana Monroe's dad, Alan Monroe, Helen Bailey's mom, Helena Bailey, and Melanie Taylor's mom, Midoriko Taylor, were the original Trouble Busters, and they were legendary for making tons of selfish Karens, self-entitled pricks, heartless queen bees, entitled elitists, and assholes pay for the trouble they've caused to others all around the world. Alana, Helen, and Melanie inherited their parents' fiery determination to make those types of people pay for their transgressions and they show no mercy what so ever, and they've always saved Lincoln from the trouble caused by his many enemies, along with Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and whenever they hear the words, "Time for The Trouble Busters!", it only meant one thing to Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies: retaliation for Lincoln and big time trouble on their asses. They always found a ton of ways to make Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies pay for their crimes and even humiliating them in public, and they always win, and Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies wind up getting in huge trouble either with their parents and siblings for Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and Chandler's cases, or in the cases of Flip, Scoots, Hawk, Hank, Pablo, Anderson, Becky Blickensderfer, Scoots, Chandler's goons, and Lewis Travolta, getting in huge trouble with the police and the public. Though they hate Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies with a passion, they also hate their parents' enemies from the past with a brutal passion because of all the stories their parents told them about their old enemies, but should that day come, the succeeding generation of Trouble Busters will make the old enemies of the preceding generation of Trouble Busters pay for their crimes by throwing them in prison for life along with the new generation of troublemakers.
And we're also going to meet the next Noble Knight Gene-Slammer, her name is Yelena Ywain, Gene-Slammer of Noble Knight Iyvanne, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a very powerful wielder of light magic and a very powerful swordswoman and a member of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table. She trained Lincoln both in the art of swordsmanship and magic, and he became a very powerful swordsman and master of magic, and she also taught him much about the Code of Chivalry and really instilled what it means to be a true hero, to fight with both courage and honor, to protect those he loves and holds dear to his heart, and never to let those with such malice and evil in their black hearts get away with their crimes. Plus, you're going to love hearing this: Yelena Ywain is also a direct descendant of Ywain of Camelot, one of the members of The Knights of The Round Table and the son of King Urien of Gorre and either the enchantress Modron or the sorceress Morgan le Fay. Lincoln made her an emerald green coat with the coat of arms of Royal Woods' Knights of The Michigan Table along with a beautiful necklace, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips after their training, and Yelena Ywain hates that mutant, Flip, with a very blazing passion. One day, Yelena Ywain and Lincoln along with the rest of the Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table were having a meeting at our castle, but then, the alarm triggered, and we saw who it was that had triggered the alarm: it was Flip, and he'd brought with him an army of thugs he hired. Yelena Ywain and Lincoln went out there along with the rest of us, and they'd slain them with her greatsword. It drove that fat smelly hairy moron into a blood-crazed fury, but before he could get after us, Lincoln and Yelena Ywain fired chains of light magic which bound that moron and tied him up. Lincoln called his family and as soon as he and the other Noble Knights told them what happened, and needless to say, everyone wanted his head on a pike! But, Lincoln wasn't surprised, that fat mutant tried to kill him many times in the past, but in the end, his plan failed, and Flip got sent back to prison, and to make sure that he didn't try to get revenge, Yelena Ywain and Lincoln casted a spell to prevent that mutant from coming back.
The world of Ships are in danger as we go out and help Josie and the Pussycats and help them take down Nemo who is sinking ships left and right so that he can be the only one that uses a ship. Not on our watch.
See you next time.
