This is a Girl Power Chapter and it's going to be really funny!


At Duel Academy Island was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Whiger, Goldar, Hammerstrike, Mr. Kittles, Gabby Gator and Cat Mummy as well as Dante Vale, Konan, Ryu Tendo, Tomoko Shiretoko, Star Man and Emma Gilbert and we're going to Duel Academy. Princess Celestia, Alexis Arcana, Claire Callaghan and Adrienne Candelaria were with us too. All of the entire team was with us too including all of the M.O.E.

Me: So Sartorius is back. This time I will not let him get away with everything he did.

Nico: All of us won't.

Me: Darkness will eclipse the light forever.

Xenia: That is for sure!

Konan: I'm ready for this.

Lola: Me too.

Varie: This is gonna be good.

Konan: It sure will.

Nico: Dante, I want to thank you, Whiger, and your teams for coming

Dante Vale: Anytime Nico.

Me: The reason I have the entire team coming with is because this is a Prime Omega Emergency and the Light of Destruction and Sartorius pose a tremendous threat to the entire planet.

Xenia: Yeah.

Qin: We haven't faced Sartorius since after the Great War With The Royal Defenders.

Lola: That was amazing.

Nico: Yeah.

Konan: It sure was.

Camie: Remind me again. Who is Sartorius and what is the Light of Destruction?

Me: 2 very dangerous monsters that need to be destroyed forever.

I went over their history.


Sartorius Komar

Takuma Saiou, also known as Sartorius Kumar, is the central antagonist of the second season of Yu-Gi-Oh! GX. He is a fortune-teller with dual personalities. Being under the influence of an alien force, Saiou is poised to remake the world in the image most befitting to the extraterrestrial radiance within him.

He was voiced by Takehito Koyasu in Japanese (who also voiced Dio Brando) and the late Maddie Blaustein in English.

In the past, Sartious and his sister Sarina had the ability to see into the future, resulting in them being ostracized by others and eventually running away from home. Saiou had later met Aster Phoenix and formed a friendship with him. At the Pro League champion, Saiou was taken over by the Light of Destruction when The D came into contact with him. From then on, Saiou became focused on changing the world and ridding it of darkness. He also formed the Society of Light in his efforts to expedite his plans.

Sartoirus appeared on Duel Academia in his hopes of completing his plans. He first planned to have Jaden Yuki lose to Edo in their second duel so that Jaden would be placed under his control. However, Judai was able to resist the Light of Destruction's influence. Saiou later arrives at Duel Academy meeting Vellian Crowler and Jean-Louis Bonaparte and duels Chazz Princeton and defeats him; as a result of the defeat, Chazz joined the Society of Light.

Saatorius later finds out that Jaden is able to defy his destiny and the fortunes when he thought that Jaden would lose in a duel to Edo. The members of the Society of Light began to increase subsequently when Chazz defeated his fellow students in duels, eventually taking over the entire Obelisk Blue dorm (repainting it white and renaming it Obelisk White) and bringing Alexis Rhodes into the Society's ranks. Sartoris eventually arrived at Duel Academy and dueled Tyranno Hassleberry, interested to see the bond he shared between Aster and Jaden. Although he defeated Tyranno in a duel, he did not become a member of the Society of Light due to his dino DNA. Subsequently Saiou enrolled as a transfer student at Duel Academy, moving into the Obelisk White dorm

Saiou's sister, Mizuchi, also appeared and she talked about their troubled past and Saiou's turn to the dark side. As the Society of Light began to expand, Saiou had trouble controlling himself against the influence of the Light of Destruction. He also defeated Prince Ojin in a duel and gained access on a satellite that would help him in his plan to take over the world. He later gave Judai and Edo the keys as a way to prevent himself from carrying out his goal. He also got a hold of Alexis Rhodes and used her in an effort to get the key back from Jaden but it failed. Fed up by this loss, Sartorius ordered many members from the Society of Light to duel Jaden and anyone else who were with him.

Aster wanted to go after Saiou. But when he was about to give Saiou one of the keys to the satellite, Judai appeared and told him the truth about Saiou. He advised him on dueling him instead to get the key. However, Edo lost the duel and Saiou gained the key. Judai then duels Saiou in a final battle to save the world. As the duel went on, Saiou ordered Prince Ojin to prepare the satellite. Ultimately, Saiou lost his duel to Judai and he was released from the influence of the light. With the defeat of the Saiou, the Light of Society was disbanded and all their members were released from the Light of Destruction's control. He later thanked Judai and Edo for helping him get pass his pain and reuniting him with his sister. Saiou and his sister then left the island.

Saiou later returned to Duel Academia with Kagemaru to inform Judai about the new issue that awaits them on the island. They were caught off guard by Trueman who blackmailed Saiou to duel Judai to save his sister from the World of Darkness. As he dueled Judai, he reflects on his own responsibility to save his sister from the World of Darkness. He lost in his duel against Judai and was sent to the World of Darkness. With the defeat of Nightshroud, Saiou and everyone who were sent to the World of Darkness returned. At the end of the series, Saiou attended Judai's graduation.

Light of Destruction

The Light of Destruction, known as the Light of Ruin in Japanese, is the main antagonist in second season of Yu-Gi-Oh! GX. It is a malevolent extraterrestrial being whose ultimate goal in the Japanese version has been described as destroying all life in the universe.

The Light of Destruction is an extremely vile and destructive being that enjoys the annihilation of all life in the universe. It believes that it is justified for its actions in causing destruction across the universe because it believes that destruction is normal. The Light is adamant that its goals will always prevail and is arrogant. When it possess or corrupts someone, the individual's personality becomes as sadistic and malicious as the Light of Destruction itself.

Many millennia ago before mankind existed, there was a white hole in space that releases a lot energy that includes the Light of Destruction. As soon as the Light reached Earth, it brought upon devastation and chaos. As time passes, it would possess one victim and move onto other victims like The D and later Sartorius Kumar. The Light of Destruction was also responsible for corrupting Yubel turning her psychotic in the process when Jaden released her into space to test the new Yu-Gi-Oh! cards in space.

At the Duel Academy, while manipulating Sartorius, it managed to gather a group of students including Chazz Princeton, Alexis Rhodes and Bastion Misawa (who were possessed the light itself from their defeat by Chazz also got defeated by Sartorius) and created a cult known as the Society of Light to worship it. It also allowed the brainwashed people to take control of most of the island such as turning the Obelisk Blue dorm white. The Light of Destruction later got hold of a satellite that is capable of exterminating all life on Earth. It later continues to possess other people like Prince Ojin before it was defeated and sealed away in a duel against Jaden and Aster. With its defeat Sartorius and all others who were under its control were released.

Brainwashed Victims:

The D

Sartorius Kumar

Chazz Princeton

Alexis Rhodes

Bastion Misawa

Prince Ojin

Lorenzo

Bob Banter

Numerous Obelisk Blue Male Students

Few Obelisk Blue Female Student

Numerous Ra Yellow Students


When I was done everyone that hadn't heard about it was shocked and horrified!

Camie: Oh man! So they are trying to destroy all life in the entire universe!?

Xenia: Yeah and we're going to stop them forever.

Me: And it'll be a cold day in hell before I let that happen.

Eli: That is for sure.

Nico: Yep.

Me: No way in hell will we let Sartorius do what he wants.

Nico: Konan, what do you like to do in your free time?

Konan: Haven't really thought about it. But I teach origami art classes.

Xenia: Awesome.

Qin: Cool.

Nico: Can I see a few origami figures?

Konan: Sure.

She used her powers and made a giraffe, crane, swan, bird, flower, rose and so much more.

Nico: Wow those are awesome!

Qin: Yeah they sure are.

Lola: I'll say.

Konan: Thanks guys.

Me: Konan is known as the Angel of the Rain and an awesome Origami Artist.

Xenia: That is cool.

Lola: Yep.

Nico: But an Origami art class is a great idea.

Konan: Thank you.

Nico: You're welcome.

Laney: Boy yesterday's mission was cool too.

Lana: I'll say!

Nico: Paris is doing much better without Frollo.

Me: It sure is. Frollo was an absolute terror to all of France in general.

Xenia: Yeah he sure was.

Camie: I can't believe that Frollo was that evil.

Nico: No kidding.

Lola: What Frollo did was unforgivable.

Varie: Yeah no kidding.

Vypra: I'm glad he is gone forever.

Dark Spicer: No kidding there.

Vanitas: He had it coming for a long time.

Nico: Sarousch wasn't as vile.

Me: No thank goodness. He w as just after the Golden Bell.

Camie: That is for sure.

Me: That bell has too much history too.

Marinette: It sure does.

Carly Atlas: It was a beautiful bell there.

Varie: It sure was. And I'm also happy for Phoebus and Esmeralda as well as Quasimodo and Madellaine.

Xenia: We all are happy for them too.

Joan of Arc: I agree there too.

Nico: But we couldn't let him take it

Me: Nope but at least we caught him red handed.

Qin: Yeah and battled him.

Lola: That is for sure.

Me: All in all it was fun.

Eli: It sure was.

Lincoln: It sure was awesome.

Laney: I'll say.

Lynn: That was still so fun how we took down Sarousch.

Eli: Yeah it sure was.

Nico: If I were a maniac obsessed with light, where would I hide out?

Me: Where all the trouble started, Obelisk Blue Dorm.

We set our sights on the Obelisk Blue Dorm.

We went in and it was empty.

Nico: No one's here.

Lola: The students are home for summer break.

Camie: Yep.

Me: But the evil energy I'm sensing from here is definitely here.

Lincoln: So, the time has finally come, now we're finally going to get rid of Sartorius once and for all, just as Alexis Arcana said. But, this is going to be one awesome fight, not only are we finally going to get rid of Sartorius once and for all, but I sensed it. Princess Celestia, just like Twilight, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Starlight, and Sunset, you're also going to transform into your most powerful and ultimate transformation, just like when J.D. and I ascended.

Princess Celestia: Indeed, and after what you all told us about Sartorius, I'm indeed looking forward to making him pay.

Me: We all are, Princess Celestia.

Nico: You got that right.

Eli: He is going to rue the day he messed with the powers of the entire Universe.

Lincoln: Alexis also sensed that Sartorius is now at his ULTIMATE WORST! He's now extremely insane to the NTH DEGREE! This is the culmination of us defeating Sartorius many years ago and when we went to war against The Society of Light who came back after we'd dealt with Dartz' minions.

We gasped.

Eli: Yikes!

Nico: Oh man, if he's at that state of insanity, he'll be nothing more than a rabid animal out for blood!

Lincoln: But, we'll be putting him down and this time for good. (Senses for Sartorius) Aha, caught you! He's in this dorm at the end of the hall in that room right up there..

Me: Right where he was when I gave him that threatening message.

Jaden: Excellent work, Lincoln.

Lincoln: Thanks, Jaden. But heads up, gang, Pablo and Anderson have sent more musclebound thugs at us again!

Anna Anyanova: (GROWLS) I'M GONNA BEAT THOSE TWO STUPID BUTTFACES INTO A BLOODY PULP WHEN WE GET BACK!

Me: Shh! Anna we don't want him to know we're here too early.

Lincoln: Easy, Anna. I got this.

Lincoln concentrated on Pablo and Anderson's army of armed musclebound thugs, and then, waves of red energy came right out of them and they screamed in agonizing pain, and the waves of red energy then flowed into Lincoln and he was getting stronger and stronger and stronger still, and as soon as Lincoln was done, the thugs were all drained of all their energy and were left as desiccated corpses drained of their life forces, muscle mass, virility, and strength, and he sent them to The Black Gates. Then, we set our sights on Sartorius, and as Lincoln said, he's now at his ULTIMATE WORST! He's now extremely insane to the NTH DEGREE!

Nico: Awesome. Lets go.

We went to the door.

We saw the door and it was overflowing with the light of destruction.

Me: (GENTLE DARKNESS AURA FLARES UP) He's in there all right.

Nico: Sartorius, we know you're in there. Come out with your hands up!

But he wouldn't come out.

Me: All right then. We go in by force.

Sartorius: (GROWLS) THAT ACCURSED TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM AND THOSE STUPID DUELISTS, THEY HAVE RUINED MY PLANS TO DESTROY THE WORLD AND REMAKE IT IN MY IMAGE! I'LL KILL ALL OF THEM IF IT'S THE LAST THING I EVER DO!

?: You're not getting that chance ever again, Sartorius!

Suddenly, the spirits of the Arcana Force Monsters appeared out of nowhere as they flew around the place and they fire blasts of energy at Sartorius and he was hit badly. Then, the spirits converged and they crashed onto the ground and the area turned into the planet Glaren and then a massive explosion of fire and lightning blasted out as a Thunderbird screech and Phoenix cry was heard and we appeared, and when he saw us again, he was enraged and was now foaming at the mouth like a rabid dog.

Sartorius: (NTH-DEGREE PISSED OFF) YOU!

Me: Yes us!Surprised to see us again, Sartorius? But, we're definitely not surprised to see you again.

Nico: Yeah. But, it's sad though, you've returned from the dead a few days ago, and now, you're about to be destroyed by us once more. (Smirks) Don't worry, we'll make your death slower and even more painful than ever!

Sartorius: (NTH-DEGREE PISSED OFF) I'LL KILL YOU ALL!

I teleported and punched and kicked him in his face and bashed him down!

Sartorius ran at us with such extreme rage to kill us, but then, Alexis Arcana, Adrienne Candelaria, Claire Callaghan, Melanie McPherson, Catherine Hoshi, Jade Hyotonia, Loreena Kellington, Penelope Harrisburg, Yvonne Qinsington, Evelyn Francois, Roxanne Lowinsky, Sonya Rexxington, Sophia Starron, Sylvia Starron, and Felicia Terrington, the Arcana Force Gene-Slammers appeared, and they fired powerful energy blasts and elements at Sartorius and sent him crashing into a rock formation!

Princess Celestia: Excellent shot, girls.

Alexis Arcana: We weren't going to stay out of the biggest fight that'll mean the end of Sartorius once and for all, Princess Celestia. Now, I believe it's time for you to transform.

Princess Celestia: Almost. I want to let everyone get some shots in.

Me: Very sporting.

Nico: Lets summon an army!

Sartorius: I WILL MAKE YOU SEE THE LIGHT!

Me: The Darkness will eclipse the light forever. Lets do it! I summon Five-Headed Dragon, Blue-Eyes White Dragon, Nine-Headed Dragon, Blue-Eyes Shining Dragon, Black Luster Soldier - Envoy of the Beginning, Chaos Emperor Dragon - Envoy of The End, Darkfire Dragon and Judgment Dragon!

Varie: I summon Ocean Dragon Lord - Neo Daedalus, Orca Mega-Fortress of Darkness, Fortress Whale, Yormungarde, Kairyu Shin, Spike Seadra and Airocra!

Vince: I summon Infernal Flame Emperor, Volcanic Rat, Flame Cerebrus, Infernal Flame Vixen, Firewing Pegasus, Wings of Wicked Flame, Red-Eyes Darkness Dragon and The Blazing Mars!

Nico: I summon The Supremacy Sun, The Supression Pluto, The Despair Uranus, The Grand Jupiter, The Tyrant Neptune and The Big Saturn!

Qin: I summon Evil HERO Inferno Wing, Fortune Lady Light, Fortune Lady Fire and Fortune Lady Wind!

May: I summon Ice Queen, Elemental HERO Absolute Zero, and St. Joan!

Cody (OC): I summon The End of Anubis, Archlord Zerato, Archlord Kristya and Splendid Venus!

Chione: I summon Great Moth, Swarm of Locusts, Swarm of Crows, Metal Armored Bug and Perfectly Ultimate Great Moth!

Rachel: I summon Lorelei the Symphonic Arsenal, Aria the Melodious Diva, Opera the Melodious Diva, Serenade the Melodious Diva, Schuberta the Melodious Maestra, Elegy the Melodious Diva and Sonata the Melodious Diva!

Terra M.: I summon Megarock Dragon, Medusa Worm and Avalanching Aussa!

Sailor Mars: I summon Fire Princess, Fire Sorcerer, Tyrant Dragon, Firebird and Sacred Phoenix of Nephthys!

Carol: I summon Thunder King - the Lightningstrike Kaiju, Gadarla the Mystery Dust Kaiju and Dogoran the Mad Flame Kaiju!

Lincoln: I summon Electric Snake, Warrior Lady of the Wasteland, Aqua Spirit, Raging Flame Sprite, Shinato, King of a Higher Plane, Guardian Angel Joan, Maiden of The Moonlight, and The Agent of Creation - Venus! And I equip Warrior Lady of the Wasteland with Divine Sword - Phoenix Blade!

Linka: I summon Mavelus, Lightning Conger and Yamata Dragon!

Liberty: I summon The Sorcerer of Dark Magic, Dark Magician of Chaos, Dark Magician Girl, Night Wing Sorceress, Divine Grace Northwemko, Hand of Nephthys and Elemental HERO Lady Heat!

Jasmine (GX): I summon Harpie Lady Sisters, Harpie Queen, and Harpie's Pet Dragon!

Jim: I summon Efflorescent Knight, Fossil Dyna Pachycephalo, and Gigantes!

Chazz: I summon Armageddon Knight, Infernal Incinerator, Chthonian Soldier, Dark Armed Dragon, Strike Ninja, and Helpoemer!

Mindy (GX): I summon A Cat of Ill Omen, Des Koala, Des Wombat, Desertapir, Giant Rat, Mecha-Dog Marron, Rescue Cat, and Morphing Jar!

Zane: I summon Cyber Dragon, Cyber Esper, Morphing Jar, Proto-Cyber Dragon, Reflect Bounder, and The Light - Hex-Sealed Fusion!

Bastion: I summon Card Ejector, Water Dragon, Fire Dragon, Elemental Hero Bladedge, Morphing Jar, and Plasma Warrior Eitom!

Alexis: I summon Blizzard Dragon, Blizzed, Guard of the Ice Barrier, Cold Enchanter, Ice Master, Intoxicated Bug of the Ice Barrier, Treeborn Frog, White Night Dragon, and White Night Queen!

Tyranno Hassleberry: I summon Black Stego, Black Tyranno, Giant Rex, Last Tusk Mammoth, Super Conductor Tyranno, and Ultimate Tyranno!

Syrus: I summon Drillroid, Maiden of the Aqua, Dark Magician Girl, Gyroid, and The Earth - Hex-Sealed Fusion

Jesse Anderson: I summon Rainbow Dragon, Crystal Beast Ruby Carbuncle, Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth, Crystal Beast Amethyst Tiger, Crystal Beast Emerald Tortoise, Crystal Beast Sapphire Pegasus, and Crystal Beast Topaz Tiger!

Axel Brodie: I summon Volcanic Counter, Volcanic Dragon, Volcanic Rocket, Volcanic Doomfire, and Volcanic Hammerer

Adrian Gecko: I summon Cloudian - Cirrostratus, Cloudian - Eye of the Typhoon, Cloudian - Nimbusman, Cloudian - Sheep Cloud, and Cloudian - Storm Dragon

Blair: I summon D.D. Warrior Lady, Maiden in Love, and Marshmallon!

Professor Banner: I summon Cobra Jar, Copycat, Dice Jar, Dimension Jar, Morphing Jar, Morphing Jar #2, Parasitic Ticky, and Reflect Bounder!

Chumley: I summon Big Koala, Des Kangaroo, Des Koala, and Dizzy Angel!

Tea: I summon Magician of Faith, Witch of the Black Forest, Fairy's Gift, Cosmo Queen, and Shining Friendship!

Tristan: I summon Cyber Commander, Super Roboyarou and Mr. Volcano!

Yugi: I summon Dark Magician, Summoned Skull and Kuriboh!

Joey: I'm bringing out Flame Swordsman, Jinzo and good old Red-Eyes!

Kaiba: I summon Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon, Gadget Soldier and Vorse Raider!

Yusei: I summon Stardust Dragon, Sonic Chick, and Stardust Xiaolong!

Jack Atlas: I summon Red Dragon Archfiend, Strong Wind Dragon and Sinister Sprocket!

Akiza: I summon Black Rose Dragon, Rose Fairy, Queen Angel of Roses and Rose Tentacles!

Luna (5D's): I summon Ancient Fairy Dragon, Spirit of The Breeze, and Sunlight Unicorn!

Leo: I summon Life Stream Dragon, Morphotronic Radion and Power Tool Dragon!

Crow Hogan: I summon Black-Winged Dragon, Blackwing - Blizzard the Far North, Blackwing - Shura the Blue Flame, Blackwing - Elphin the Raven and Blackwing - Sirocco the Dawn!

Yugi: Now Timaeus!

Kaiba: Along with the Fang of Critias!

Joey: And the unstoppable Claw of Hermos!

Yugi, Kaiba and Joey: ARISE!

The mighty Legendary Dragons were summoned!

Bertrand: I summon GRAGONITH, LIGHTSWORN DRAGON, LUMINA, LIGHTSWORN SUMMONER, LYLA, LIGHTSWORN SORCERESS, JENIS, LIGHTSWORN MENDER, AURKUS, LIGHTSWORN DRUID, WULF, LIGHTSWORN BEAST, CELESTIA, LIGHTSWORN ANGEL, SHIRE, LIGHTSWORD SPIRIT, EHREN, LIGHTSWORN MONK, JAIN, LIGHTSWORN PALADIN, GAROTH, LIGHTSWORN WARRIOR, MICHAEL, THE ARCH-LIGHTSWORN, RAIDEN, HAND OF THE LIGHTSWORN, MINERVA, LIGHTSWORN MAIDEN, RINYAN, LIGHTSWORN ROGUE, RYKO, LIGHTSWORN HUNTER and JUDGEMENT DRAGON!

Brittney: I summon RED-EYES ZOMBIE DRAGON, ZOMBIE TIGER, RETURN ZOMBIE, ZOMBIE MASTER, SOUL-ABSORBING BONE TOWER, NIGHTMARE HORSE, DARK DUST SPIRIT, RYU KOKKI, FLAME GHOST, VAMPIRE LORD, VAMPIRE LADY, ZOMBIE MAMMOTH, GIANT AXE MUMMY and VAMPIRE'S CURSE!

Lucy Loud: GAAP THE DIVINE SOLDIER, ARCHFIEND OF GILFER, BELIAL - MARQUIS OF DARKNESS, BERFOMET, MARIE THE FALLEN ONE, RED-EYES ZOMBIE DRAGON and NIGHTMARE HORSE!

Haiku: AUSSA THE EARTH CHARMER, ERIA THE WATER CHARMER, HIITA THE FIRE CHARMER, WYNN THE WIND CHARMER, DHARC THE DARK CHARMER, LYNA THE LIGHT CHARMER and ELEMENTAL MISTRESS DORIADO!

Persephone: I summon VAMPIRE LORD, RED-MOON BABY, VAMPIRE LADY, VAMPIRE'S CURSE, and VAMPIRE GENESIS!

Dante: I summon WANDERING MUMMY, POISON MUMMY, DES LACOODA, and FUSHIOH RICHIE!

Jaden: I summon ELEMENTAL HEROES SPARKMAN, WILDHEART, BUBBLEMAN, NECROSHADE, CLAYMAN, BLADEDGE, BURSTINATRIX, AVIAN, NEO BUBBLEMAN, KNOSPE, HEAT, STRATOS, LADY HEAT, POISON ROSE, WOODSMAN, PRISMA, CAPTAIN COLD, ICE EDGE, NEOS, FLAME WINGMAN, THUNDER GIANT, RAMPART BLASTER, WILDEDGE, MARINER, NECROID SHAMAN, SHINING FLARE WINGMAN, WILD WINGMAN, DARKBRIGHT, INFERNO, MUDBALLMAN, PHOENIX ENFORCER, GAIA, GREAT TORNADO, ELECTRUM, DIVINE NEOS, RAINBOW NEOS, CHAOS NEOS, STORM NEOS, MAGMA NEOS, CHAOS NEOS, FLARE NEOS, DARK NEOS, AQUA NEOS, GRAND NEOS, AIR NEOS, GLOW NEOS and the EVIL HEROES: INFERNO WING, INFERNAL PRODIGY, INFERNAL GAINER, LIGHTNING GOLEM, MALICIOUS FIEND, DARK GAIA, WILD CYCLONE, and MALICIOUS EDGE!

Hannah Fairchild: I summon URIA, LORD OF SEARING FLAMES, HAMON, LORD OF STRIKING THUNDER and RAVIEL, LORD OF PHANTASMS!

Roman: I summon EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL URU!

He summoned the Spider Earthbound Immortal.

Carly Carmine: I summoned EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL ASLLA PISCU, FORTUNE LADY FIRE, WATER, EARTH, WIND, LIGHT, DARK and EVERY!

She summoned said monsters.

Valon: I summon PSYCHIC ARMOR HEAD, OVER BOOST, BURNING KNUCKLE, TRAP BUSTER, BLACK HOLE SHIELD, BUSTER KNUCKLE, BUSTER PYLE, BIG BANG BLOW, ADVANCED SHIELD, JET GAUNTLET, DOUBLE CLOTH ARMOR and ACTIVE GUARD!

He summoned said armored monsters.

Valon: And I activate FULL ARMOR GRAVITATION!

He had his armor merge with him and he was fully ready for battle!

Tania: I summon AMAZONESS ARCHER!, AMAZONESS BABY TIGER, AMAZONESS BLOWPIPER, AMAZONESS CHAIN MASTER, AMAZONESS EMPRESS, AMAZONESS FIGHTER, AMAZONESS PALADIN, AMAZONESS PET LIGER, AMAZONESS PRINCESS, AMAZONESS QUEEN, AMAZONESS SCOUTS, AMAZONESS SPY, AMAZONESS SWORDS WOMAN, AMAZONESS TIGER and AMAZONESS TRAINEE!

Professor Banner: That's right. I also summon HELIOS DUO MEGISTUS, HELIOS TRICE MEGISTUS, ALCHEMY BEASTS SALAMANDRA THE STEEL, OUROBOROS THE BRONZE, LEON THE LEAD, EATOS THE TIN, EKENAS THE MERCURY, MOONFACE THE SILVER and GOLDEN HOMUNCULUS!

They summoned said monsters.

The Dark Signers and Carly's kids summoned their Earthbound Immortals and their monsters and more.

We all summoned said monsters and they were ready for battle.

Kairi Yano: Here's an advanced notice….

Dark Spicer: Your ass is about to be kicked!

Maxxor: By the authority of the Tribal Alliance…

Keiichiro: We're taking you down by force!

Nico: And we're going to make sure it hurts Really bad!

I punched Sartorius in his face and knocked him down!

I then went SUPER ANGEL EBONWU UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ELEMENTAL WOLF MOON PHOENIX!

Sartorius: What!?

Me: (DIVINE ECHOING GODLY VOICE) I will not let you get away with everything that you did to every planet in the entire universe! (FLARES UP POWER TO THE EXTREME) I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR ALL YOUR CRIMES! (ROARS IN EXTREME FURY AND RAGE!)

I released the ultimate extent of my ultimate power to the extreme! I VOWED THAT I WOULD MAKE SARTORIUS SUFFER 500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000-FOLD FOR HIS CRIMES!

I teleported and kicked Sartorius in his stomach and bashed him in his face and kicked him in his neck, chest and head!

I then went at Sartorius with extreme force and punched him all over the place with extreme savagery!

I blasted Sartorius all over with energy blasts and I kicked him in his face and headbutt him and then punched him in his stomach hard and kneed him in the neck!

I kicked Sartorius in his face and teleported and punched him in his back and teleported and punched Sartorius in his face and kicked him in his eyes and I kneed him in his mouth and knocked out some of his teeth!

Nico then fired waves of energy and blasted Sartorius all over!

I vanished in a flicker of fire with incredible speed and kicked Sartorius in the face with devastating force and sent him flying. Our monsters blasted Sartorius's monsters all over and destroyed them like their were nothing.

I punched Sartorius in the face with a deadly uppercut and Nico kicked him in the stomach with incredible force and he belched up a huge amount of blood and Laney fired waves of fire and burned Sartorius all over the place. Electro and Lincoln electrocuted Sartorius with a massive amount of lightning, Vypra and Luan blasted Sartorius with waves of light and darkness, Bane smashed Sartorius with incredible strength and Laney fired waves of bramble vines and slashed him all over the place, Hydro Man and Luna drenched Sartorius with water, Becky and Rich Texan blasted Sartorius with guns and cactus balls and they hurt, Mandee and Selma & Patty blasted Sartorius with solar fire and burned him all over, Lola and Firefly blasted Sartorius with fire and burned him all over, Lana and Vexen froze Sartorius with ice, Lily and Ebon blasted Sartorius with darkness and water, Lisa Loud and Calamitous blasted Sartorius with gears and energy rays, Lucy Loud and Webstor blasted Sartorius with darkness lightning and webbing, Leni blasted Sartorius with gravity lightning and King Hiss bit Sartorius and poisoned him, Eddy and Dark Spicer blasted Sartorius all over the place with their blasters and light powers, Sora and Robo Blaze slashed and blasted Sartorius all over the place with Sora's keyblade and Robo Blaze's sword, Lori, Leonard and his pigs trampled and smashed Sartorius all over and Lori blew him around in a powerful tornado, Lynn and Shiv slashed Sartorius with their swords of lava and light all over, Carol blasted Sartorius all over with powerful Orange Atomic Spiral Rays and Saïx bashed and smashed Sartorius all over the place with ballistic fury, Tara and Waffle Woman blasted Sartorius with fire, syrup and strawberry bombs, Edzilla pulverized and smashed Sartorius with incredible fury and blasted him with fire breath and Number 7 blasted him with missiles and lasers, Edd as Iron Boy blasted him with missiles and energy blasts and Zs'Skayr blasted him with dark energy and slashed them with his scythe, Spiderman blasted Sartorius with webbing and kicked and punched him all over the place and Vanitas blasted him with dark fire blasts, Robin slashed him with his sword and Common Cold blasted him with his snot blaster, Beast Boy crushed and smashed him all over as a Brachiosaurus and Xaldin spun him around in tornadoes, Cyborg and Technus blasted him all over with sonic cannon blasts and energy lasers, Volcana blasted Sartorius all over with fire and Larxene electrocuted him all over with lightning, Raven blasted him with darkness blasts and Roquefort and his cheese ninjas slashed him all over the place with swords of cheese and burned him all over with scalding hot cheese, Starfire blasted Sartorius with starbolts and laser rays from her eyes and Katnappe slashed him all over with her claws, Aqua blasted him all over and slashed him with her keyblade and her powers and Skulker blasted him all over, Hunter fired waves of energy and Red X threw bombs and blasted him all over the place, Rita fired waves of lightning and Beautiful Gorgeous blasted and slashed Sartorius, Ariel and her sisters slashed and blasted Sartorius all over and Ghost blasted and slashed him, Linka fired a massive wave of lightning and Eccentro summoned an army of monsters from Mon World and they smashed and blasted Sartorius all over, Qin fired a massive blast of fire and Captain Cold blasted the Sartorius with ice and froze him, Mary Jane slashed Sartorius all over with an arm sword and Evil Green Ranger slashed and blasted him all over the place, Sabrina Mason and Dark Laser blasted him with the Force and slashed him with their lightsabers and blasted him with Force Lightning, Sarah Gunnerson and Koragg slashed and blasted him all over with their swords and and earth and wolf magic, Nico and Myotismon blasted him all over the place with their Crimson Lightning and Grisly Wing, me and Lord Drakkon blasted and slashed him all over, Squirrel Girl summoned a massive scurry of squirrels and Whiteout blasted him all over with energy blasts and the squirrels and Squirrel Girl pelted him with nuts and bombs, Kairi and Dr. Light blasted him all over with light blasts, Sora Takenouchi and the Springfield Mafia shot them all over with blasts of love fire and a massive barrage of bullets, Lisa Simpson fired waves of Buddha energy and Cantwell blasted him with I Hate Lisa blasts, Homer Simpson as Pie Man and Bart Simpson as the Cupcake Kid and Wiggum pelted Sartorius with bomb pies and Wiggum blasted them with his gun and rolled over Sartorius like a boulder, Winx Club Stella blasted Sartorius with light blasts and Chalmers yelled a sonic scream that sounded like SKINNER, May fired waves of ice and Loki electrocuted Sartorius all over with lightning, Roman and Bertrand, Misty and Persephone, Carly and Haiku, Kalin and Morpheus, Devack and Dante, Greiger and Boris all blasted Sartorius all over with blasts of fire and energy, Akiza and Robo-Roxy slashed and blasted Sartorius all over and so did Sora and Robo Blaze and they smashed Sartorius all over the place with indiscriminate power and fury, Maggie fired waves of dark fire and Atomic Skull blasted Sartorius all over with atomic energy, Sam S.L., Dolph, Jimbo & Kearney wedgied and punched and blasted Sartorius all over with lava and powerful punches, Whitney Comic Book Guy flattened and squished Sartorius all over and Whitney blasted him with flowers, Girl Jordan fired a dragon of pure water and Russ Cargill blasted Sartorius with his gun, Dana fired waves of ice and Skinner blasted Sartorius with incredible fury, Jackie fired waves of fire and Krusty blasted Sartorius all over, and Fiona fired waves of lightning and Snake blasted with his machine guns.

We were tearing him apart!

Edzilla: Ed smash!

Edzilla smashed Sartorius all over!

Edzilla fired a blast of fire at him and smashed him all over.

Lola: And this!

Lola fired waves of fire and blasted him all over.

Xenia fired arrows.

Carly and Misty fired waves of green and orange fire and blasted him all over!

Suddenly, something within Princess Celestia's mind snapped as the memories of Sartorius' crimes against the world and everything he'd done to Jaden's friends and all for The Light of Destruction's will rushed through her head and her purple eyes turned neon purple and she was surrounded by a white and golden yellow energy aura with stars, suns, sunlight, magic, and Alicorns, she unholstered her massive Princess Celestia's Sunlight Light Skylander Alicorn Greatsword of Magical Equestrian Love and Solar Justice from her back, and as she approached Sartorius, she left white and golden yellow energy aura with stars, suns, sunlight, magic, and Alicorns with every step.

Princess Celestia: I will never ever forgive you for everything that you have done, you demented and genocidal fortune-teller, you tried to destroy the world with the power of The Light of Destruction and even worse, you've brainwashed too many innocent people into following your genocidal cult, and yet you prove that all your talk of light, you have nothing more than a heart of pure undeniable darkness. (SUDDENLY GETTING SUPER FURIOUS AT SARTORIUS) But, even after you were defeated and sent to Oblivion all those years ago, you had the nerve to come back once again to still get revenge on us for your own wrongdoings..., (CANTERLOT VOICE) YOU HAVE COMMITTED A TRULY GRAVE SERIES OF TRULY UNFORGIVABLE ACTIONS THAT'VE PLAGUED DUEL ACADEMY AND THE WORLD FOR FAR TOO LONG, AND YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO BE FORGIVEN FOR ANY OF THEM! SARTORIUS, THE CRIMES THAT YOU'VE COMMITTED AGAINST EARTH CAN NEVER BE FORGIVEN, AND FOR THAT, YOU SHALL PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE WITH YOUR LIFE!

We gasped at the sudden extent of Princess Celestia's sudden fury: Sartorius is now in extremely big trouble!

Me: OH MAN!

Eli: UH OH!

Nico: OH SHOOT! YOU'RE DEAD FOR SURE, SARTORIUS!

Lincoln: Indeed he is. After hearing all of Sartorius' crimes against the world, this really awoke the fury in Princess Celestia, and now, he's going to be burned by the light of Equestria's Sun of Justice.

Lincoln, Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, Pinkie Pie, Trixie Lulamoon, Vinyl Scratch, Wallflower, The Canterlot 5, and the rest of Twilight Sparkle's Friends: HIT THE DIRT! SHE'S GOING TO BLOW!

We took cover as Princess Celestia screamed with such extreme and violent rage and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!

There was a massive and incredibly powerful explosion of energy and she was surrounded by a massive vortex of white and golden yellow energy with stars, suns, sunlight, and magic surrounding it, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex is a purple phoenix with red eyes glaring at Sartorius: the red eyes of eternal death.

Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln Loud's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, The Unity Crystals fired a beam of light into Princess Celestia's Sunlight Light Skylander Alicorn Greatsword of Magical Equestrian Love and Solar Justice, and then, her massive greatsword glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of white and golden yellow energy with stars, suns, sunlight, and magic surrounding it, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex is a purple phoenix with red eyes glaring at Sartorius: the red eyes of eternal death was A MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HER AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!

THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO PRINCESS CELESTIA! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, PRINCESS CELESTIA EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!

(CHILDREN OF THE SUN BY THOMAS BERGERSEN PLAYS)

Princess Celestia grew from 7'4" to 7'9" in height, she has weighted gold bands over the weighted gold yellow bands on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large royal purple orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has purple highlights in the bangs of her long flowing aurora-colored hair with stars in it and her gold tiara, she has neon purple eyes and a white and golden yellow energy aura with stars, suns, sunlight, magic, and Alicorns surrounding her, she has an Alicorn with the Sun on its horn emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with purple iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with golden yellow gems for eyes and the Sun and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves on her ears, she has on her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with purple gems embedded on the gold sun links and aurora-colored crystals and her Element of Harmony in the center and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is an Alicorn with golden yellow gems for eyes and holding the Sun and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves for the pendant. Princess Celestia has on a long sleeveless white and gold-laced dress with her cutie mark and golden yellow phoenix on it, golden high-heeled shoes with her cutie mark for shoe buckles, and sleeveless long white trenchcoat with sunlight, stars, suns, and magic on the coattails, and on the back is an Alicorn surrounded by light and right on top of its horn is the symbol of the Light Skylanders. Suddenly, Princess Celestia felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive white angel wings with purple tips on the large white feathers and light falling from the tips grew much bigger for her new body and her aurora-colored tail has also grown longer. Princess Celestia has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large royal purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has her cutie mark on her right shoulder and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Princess Celestia's massive Princess Celestia's Sunlight Light Skylander Alicorn Greatsword of Magical Equestrian Love and Solar Justice and all the greatsword and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of white and golden yellow energy, stars, suns, sunlight, magic, and Alicorns, and when it emerged, it's transformed into Princess Celestia's Royal Equestrian Magic Sunlight Light Skylander Alicorn Greatsword of Royal Sun Magical Equestrian Love and Equestrian Sun Solar Justice, it's a brand-new large greatsword with embedded white and golden yellow gems and her cutie mark and suns etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged golden blade, large white Alicorn heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with large royal purple gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large white Alicorn heads with golden yellow gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four Alicorn heads is a unicorn head with golden yellow gems for eyes and a large purple gem in its mouth for the pommel, she has on her new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left gold Bracer, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle and white gems for the eyes and a large purple gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a golden yellow kanji below the Alicorn that said, "Princess Celestia, Alicorn Princess of The Day and The Light Skylanders, Loving Daughter of Queen Galaxia and King Cosmos, Loving Older Sister of Princess Luna, Loving Aunt of Princess Cadence and Flurry Heart, Loving Sister of Lincoln Loud, Loving Wife of King Solar, Loving Mother of Amber Morning and Solar Eclipsa, Amazing Teacher of Twilight Sparkle, Archenemy of The King of Flan, Destroyer of The Doomsday Twenty-Three and Queen Opaline Arcana, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Teacher of Amazing and Powerful Students, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, Loving Sister of the Yost Avengers, and Master of The Day and Sunlight Magic"

プリンセス・セレスティア、アリコーン・プリンセス・オブ・ザ・デイとライト・スカイランダーズ、クイーン・ギャラクシアとキング・コスモスの愛する娘、プリンセス・ルナの愛する姉、プリンセス・ケイデンスとフルー・ハートの愛する叔母、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する妹、キング・ソーラーの愛する妻、琥珀の朝と日食の愛情深い母、黄昏の輝きの素晴らしい教師、フラン王の大敵、終末二十三の破壊者、オパリンアルカナ女王、悪、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなしの破壊者にして殺戮者、驚くべき強力な生徒たちの驚くべき強力な教師、エクエストリア、ポニービル、カンタロットの擁護者、フレンドシップ・テーブルの騎士団のメンバー、ヨースト・アベンジャーズの愛する妹、そして日中魔法と太陽光魔法のマスター

Suddenly, Princess Celestia's immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!

Princess Celestia has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-SUN ALICORN PRINCESS-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA EQUESTRIAN SUN SOLAR MAGIC SUN LIGHT SKYLANDER ROYAL ALICORN ANGEL OF DIVINE EQUESTRIAN SUN SOLAR MAGIC SUN LIGHT SKYLANDER ROYAL ALICORN ANGELJUSTICE AND DIVINE EQUESTRIAN SUN SOLAR MAGIC SUN LIGHT SKYLANDER ROYAL ALICORN ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Princess Celestia's Super Angel-Sun Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Sartorius saw it, he went absolutely and completely crazy and ran at Princess Celestia to kill her, but Princess Celestia fired a massive barrage of white and golden yellow energy, stars, suns, sunlight, magic, and Alicorns at Sartorius, and it hit him and sent him flying into a wall, and he also got burned badly by the power of The Equestrian Sun Princess, he got back up, but now, he was really furious and even more insanely pissed off.

Nico: (TRULY AMAZED) Whoa...!

Me: (TRULY AMAZED) Incredible...!

Nico: Now, you're fucked!

Me: BIG TIME!

Qin: And it's going to hurt! REALLY Bad!

Sartorius: I am not scared of you all!

Qin: YOU SHOULD BE!

Lincoln: (TRULY AMAZED BEYOND IMAGINATION) That's so awesome! Princess Celestia's transformed into her Super Angel-Sun Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and now, it's high-time we got rid of Sartorius.

Princess Celestia: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious Light Skylander Elemental Royal Sun Magic Alicorn Princess Angel and Divine Harmonious Magic Light Skylander Elemental Royal Sun Magic Alicorn Princess Angel Love) And send him to his rightful place of punishment for good.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Princess Celestia, and so did we as we unholster our weapons and transformed.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Your days of trying to destroy humanity in the name of The Light of Destruction are all over, Sartorius, now face justice and retribution for all those who have suffered at your hands!

Me: Lets get him!

Sartorius: I WILL NOT REST UNTIL THIS UNIVERSE IS MINE! I WILL MAKE SURE YOU ALL SEE THE LIGHT! (LAUGHING LIKE A DERANGED FUCKED UP LUNATIC TO THE NTH DEGREE!)

Me: You're absolutely fucking insane!

I teleported and punched Sartorius hard in his face and knocked him down! Sartorius tried to do the same ferocious moves that Trakeena did on me but I expected this and dodged them all and I kicked Sartorius in his face and leg swept him and kicked him in his back and I kneed him in his face and punched him all over. I fired a massive energy blast and it hit Sartorius and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

It was getting intense!

Me: You are just as pathetic as ever Sartorius! That's why you will always lose to the darkness!

POW!

I smashed Sartorius in his face and sent him crashing into a rock formation!

Me: You make me fucking sick Sartorius. You only care about spreading hatred and evil so that you can destroy the entire universe in the name of the Light of Destruction and you don't care who lives and who dies. You just only want nothing more than to see people suffer. You would rather see people die and that's we're going to destroy you!

KROW!

I punched HIM in his stomach and kicked him in his face.

He was smashed down!

He got back up!

Sartorious: Now face MY Duel Monsters!

Me: If you can predict the future, then your future is death.

Sartorius: Not likely. I summon ARCANA FORCE 0 - THE FOOL, ARCANA FORCE I - THE MAGICIAN, ARCANA FORCE III - THE EMPRESS, ARCANA FORCE IV - THE EMPEROR, ARCANA FORCE VI - THE LOVERS, ARCANA FORCE VII - THE CHARIOT, ARCANA FORCE VIII - THE STRENGTH, ARCANA FORCE XII - THE HANGMAN, ARCANA FORCE XIV - TEMPERANCE, ARCANA FORCE XV - THE FIEND, ARCANA FORCE XVIII - THE MOON, ARCANA FORCE XXI - THE WORLD, ARCANA FORCE EX - THE LIGHT RULER, THE DARK RULER and KNIGHT OF PENTACLES!

He summoned his Arcana Force Monsters!

I fired waves of energy and blasted the monsters and then one of those blasted hit his Duel Disk and destroyed it and scattered his cards all over and I grabbed them and pocketed them.

Me: I could use these.

I teleported and kneed Sartorius in the face and sent him flying into the sky and I teleported and punched and kicked him all over with ballistic fury! I then punched Sartorius and sent him crashing into the ground!

KRASMASH!

Nico: YEAH!

Kairi: This isn't what light does!

She fired waves of light and blasted him all over with good light.

I fired a Kamehameha Wave and blasted him all over the place with intense fury!

Qin: YEAH!

Me: You make me sick Sartorius! And do you want to know why? You took away people's free will and you were going to destroy the entire planet and then entire universe! You have absolutely no honor! Also you turned Alexis into a cruel cold-hearted bitch under your influence! You made her into a monster and I used the Seal of Orichalcos on her in a fight and sealed her into a card forever! Now she is in the M.O.E. Also what you did to Lorenzo shows that you don't care about any of your followers! You only see them as pawns in your own twisted crusade to destroy the entire universe!

Fat Tony: You made it personal with what you did to Lorenzo!

Me: That is for sure! Also you made Bastion into something he is not!

Bastion: YEAH! I did not like looking good with white hair! It made me look like an old man!

Me: Not only that but you caused nothing but Pain and Suffering to those you came into contact with!

Sartorius: YOU INSOLENT!

He went at me and I dodged his punches and kicks and then…

KRABLAM!

I punched him in the face and sent him crashing into a rock formation and buried him.

Then he exploded out with intense fury!

Nico: And you didn't even utilize Bastion as a member that much!

Me: And don't even bother answering to that one!

Sartorius: YOU WILL SEE THE LIGHT IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!

Girl Jordan: I don't think so!

She went at Sartorius and fired a massive energy blast at him and it hit him and exploded with incredible power!

EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND POWERFUL FIERY EXPLOSION!

Me: WHOA!

Nico: What power!

But then Girl Jordan went completely ballistic on Sartorius!

Girl Jordan roared and then fired a massive and ferocious barrage of energy blasts at Sartorius and the explosions were getting more and more and more intense as she was blasting him all over with indiscriminate fury of incredible force and power!

Nico: HOLY SHIT!

Eli: WHOA! GO GIRL JORDAN!

Camie: YEAH!

When she stopped Sartorius was mangled up.

Me: WHOA!

Eli: Awesome job Girl Jordan!

Nico: YEAH!

Poromon pecked him

Sartorius: Why you!

He flew away and then I charged up a red energy blast and fired it at Sartorius and then it hit him and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

The explosion was so massive, powerful and devastating that it shook the entire planet.

When the smoke cleared, Sartorius was viciously mangled up and he had his entire left arm completely blasted off and blood was dripping from his stub of his arm!

Nico: Nice one!

Xenia: Bullseye!

Me: That's for Chazz you heartless fuckup!

Nico: YEAH!

Poliwag slapped him with his tail.

He knocked him down.

Me: No more Sartorius! No more lives will be destroyed and sacrificed to your own twisted agenda!

Princess Celestia and Lincoln went after Sartorius, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, white and golden yellow energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Sartorius and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Princess Celestia attacked him with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they were mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really really really driving Sartorius mad.

Sartorius: (NTH-DEGREE PISSED OFF) I WILL KILL YOU ALL!

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You really do have a one-track mind dead-set on revenge on us, Sartorius. But, you've brought this upon yourself, and it's high-time for you to disappear forever.

Princess Celestia: And this time, never come back.

Princess Celestia and Lincoln made two white and golden yellow energy balls with stars, suns, sunlight, magic, and Alicorns surrounding them and Sartorius, after hearing what Lincoln said, roared with rage and ran at them to kill them again, but that'll prove fatal.

Princess Celestia and Lincoln: ROYAL SUN ALICORN SOLAR LIGHT SKYLANDER SOLAR BLAST!

Princess Celestia and Lincoln fire the two white and golden yellow energy balls with stars, suns, sunlight, magic, and Alicorns surrounding them surrounding them and they hit Sartorius, and his body was burned to ashes as he screamed in insane anger, and his spirit was finally banished to The Black Gates forever.

We all cheered wildly for what Princess Celestia and Lincoln did to Sartorius as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down, and Princess Celestia's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, longer aurora tail, and massive white angel wings are permanent.

Suddenly, Princess Celestia felt wobbly and almost fainted, but Lincoln caught her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms.

Lincoln: Are you okay, Princess Celestia?

Princess Celestia: I'm a little dizzy, but I'm okay.

Me: Now, you know how we felt when we went through that, but that was so awesome! You and Lincoln defeated Sartorius.

Nico: And that combo you guys used on her incinerated him into nothing!

Princess Celestia: And it not only sent him to The Black Gates for good, but it also sent the last little remnant of The Light of Destruction that was with him to The Black Gates for good too.

Lincoln: Now, we can finally say that our fight against The Light of Destruction that began so long ago has finally been brought to an end.

Me: You got that right, Lincoln.

Alexis Arcana: Lincoln told us all about how you guys went to war against The Society of Light and Sartorius, but we knew it was going to end with The Society of Light being defeated, and after you all defeated the Sindri Myr-corrupted Royal Defenders, you all defeated Sartorius and sent him and The Light of Destruction to Oblivion.

Me: Yep, and I now have his deck, The Arcana Force, as my own.

Nico: That was one war none of us would ever forget.

Me: No kidding.

We powered down.

Lincoln: Sartorius brought that upon himself long ago, he tried to destroy the world and the entire universe with the help of The Light of Destruction and he even brainwashed Chazz, Alexis, Bastian, and several Duel Academy students to do so, but in the end, he failed and now, the war between The Gentle Darkness and The Light of Destruction has finally been brought to an end.

Me: After billions and billions of years.

Qin: Yep.

We were back on Duel Academy Island.

We were in the Obelisk Blue dorm lobby.

Qin: WHEW! That was close.

Vypra: At least that is over.

Xenia: No kidding.

Me: That's another chapter of the team done.

Lola: Yep.

We heard barking.

Maria: Hey, look. It's a dog.

We saw that it was an Alaskan Malamute.

Me: Hey it's a malamute.

It went up to Nico and licked him all over his face.

Nico: Oh such a good doggy.

Me: Aww what a cute one.

Eli: I don't sense that anyone lost a pet here.

Qin: Yeah.

Carly Douglas: Something's familiar about it

secs agoCarly Douglas: Something's familiar about it.

Me: What marks you say that Carly?

Carly Douglas: Like I've seen this one before.

Malamute: (In a girls voice) (Ukrainian Accent) That's because I know Nico too.

Nico: (GASP) Wait that voice. Ingrid Vollenenshikova? Is that you?

Malamute: It sure is Nico. Good to see you again.

Nico: You too Ingrid.

Me: Whoa! Are you an Alaskan Malamute Gene-slammer?

Malamute: I sure am.

Me: You look so awesome as a malamute and they are one of my favorite dogs.

Lola: Our huskies and malamutes back home are going to love you like this.

Malamute: (LAUGHS) I'm sure they will.

Nico: What made you this?

Malamute: Shaggy wasn't the only dog to escape from Kozak and bite someone.

Shaggy: Like it wasn't me that made you was it?

Malamute: No no. I should rephrase that. Me and several others besides Shaggy escaped.

Me: So Kozak made you this way! (GROWLS) I should have given that monster the black gates! What he did is completely unforgivable.

Malamute: I know. But Shaggy bit me as I was minding my own business after he escaped from Kozak.

Me: What were you doing when he bit you?

Malamute: I was reading a book on Alaskan skiing and snowboarding.

Me: Oh.

Maria: You like skiing?

Malamute: I sure do and it's fun.

Lynn: Sweet. Love skiing and snowboarding myself.

Lola: That is cool.

Xenia: It sure is.

Konan: I think it's fun too to see.

Me: Snowboarding and skiing are both fun.

Nico: Yep.

Me: Nico remind me to have the inmates kill Kozak. Ingrid how many others are there like you?

Ingrid: Surprisingly 4 more.

Me: Okay then.

Qin: I wonder what kind of dogs they are.

Lola: Yeah.

Nico: Let's revert you back.

Malamute: Okay but I'm naked.

Nicole: Uh oh. The boys no peeking or else I will kill you.

The boys gulped.

Me: But just so you know it's going to hurt really bad.

I put on my blind man glasses.

Malamute: I'm ready.

The boys covered their eyes.

Me: Here we go. (SNAPS FINGERS)

I snapped my fingers and she was reverting back and groaned in excruciating pain!

Her height increased.

Ingrid Vollenenshikova: IT HURTS SO MUCH!

Me: It'll be over in a few seconds!

She regained her blond hair and hands and feet and had lost her tail. She was back to normal.

Ingrid Vollenenshikova: (GROANS) That hurt.

She got up and saw that she was naked as a jaybird.

Ingrid Vollenenshikova: GAH! I need new clothes!

Rarity: Don't worry darling we can fix this.

The fashion brigade moved in and gave her awesome yellow and blue clothes and she had the flag map of Ukraine on her skirt and she had an Alaskan Malamute tattoo on her arm.

Ingrid Vollenenshikova: Wow!

Varie gave her a mirror and she looked awesome.

Ingrid Vollenenshikova: I'm human again!

Ryugu: I need to get back to HQ to prepare my team

Me: Okay. Looking forward to seeing it.

Ryugu teleported back.

Nico: Boy that was awesome.

Lola: It sure was.

Ingrid Vollenenshikova: Thank goodness Sartorius is gone.

Me: That is an understatement.

Nico: Now, onto other business.

Me: To kick some Another butt.

Qin: Yep.

Eli: And you guys are gonna be amazed by this one. We have Another Heat Dopant, Cyclone, Trigger, Luna, Metal, Kamen Rider Eternal, Miss Heed, Beros, Black Hat Org, Goat (Green Eggs and Ham), Jim (Winx Club), Wedgelor, Goldar and Whiger.

We gasped!

Reika Hanehara: Wow! This will be interesting.

Maria Cranberry: It sure will!

Bridget Branley: This will be really interesting to see.

Nico: Who's up for this?

Bridget Branley: Me and my Elemental Sisters for this one.

Ashley Aella: We're ready for it.

Brooke Hudson: This will be fun and cool.

Me: Awesome girls.

Qin: Yeah!

Lincoln: This will be fun.

Eli: And the Anothers minus Goldar and Whiger are one girl.

Me: This will be awesome.

Nico: Wait. Does that mean Another Goldar and Another Whiger are seperate people?

Eli: That's right.

Nico: Wow!

Me: This will be interesting.

We went outside and then we saw Another Heat Dopant, Cyclone, Trigger, Luna, Metal, Kamen Rider Eternal, Miss Heed, Beros, Black Hat Org, Goat (Green Eggs and Ham), Jim (Winx Club) and Wedgelor!

Me: There they are!

Qin: This is gonna be good.

Another Heat Dopant: (GASP) It can't be! Grandma Reika?

Me: Huh?! Wait…

Reika Hanehara: Wait I have a feeling…

She reverted back and we saw that it was a girl with red hair and had red eyes and had red clothes and she had fire angel wings and she had the symbols of the Heat, Cyclone, Joker, Fang, Luna, Trigger, Fang and Eternal Dopants along her arm.

Reika Hanehara: (GASP) Rinoa!

Me: Rinoa Hanehara!? Whoa!

Reika and Rinoa hugged.

Rinoa Hanehara: I thought I would never get to finally meet you Grandmother!

Me: Wow!

Reika Hanehara: But I did not expect you to be an Another.

Rinoa Hanehara: Me neither.

Me: I didn't know about this Rinoa.

Rinoa Hanehara: I know. Sorry I was so caught up in meeting family. I never knew my grandmother.

Me: Well she came back and is now in both the M.O.E. And the Redemption Squad.

They looked at Katsumi.

Katsumi Daido: (defensively) Don't look at me. I never knew about this.

Me: It's all right. But we have had an amazing adventure with Reika and NEVER last year with the W Riders.

Bridget Branley: We sure did Rinoa. But it's awesome that you are the gene-slammer of the Dopants there.

Rinoa Hanehara: I know. I didn't meet my grandmother because she died long before I was born. But I knew for a long while even after she died that there was still good in her.

Reika Hanehara: And you are definitely right. Vypra and J.D. and Bridget showed me the good things and more and I am grateful for it.

Me: We're glad we could help. By the way are the other 2 Anothers friendly or hostile?

Rinoa Hanehara: Friendly and the Goldar one is one that Konan knows.

Me: Wow!

Bridget Branley: (Flares up fire aura) Sorry we have to fight like this though.

Girl Jordan: First lets separate you.

Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.

(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)

The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.

Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep

Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Spring abundant holoél

She glowed and was separated from the Anothers.

The girls flared up their element auras and fired waves of energy and blasted the Anothers and they exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

I caught the Ridebooks and the Another Dopants Gaia Memories.

Me: Gotcha.

Nico: Yep.

Lola: Now for Another Goldar.

Konan: I wonder who Another Goldar is.

Me: We're going to find out now.

We saw ANOTHER GOLDAR!

Me: Whoa! This one has over 30 years of history in it.

Qin: Wow!

Another Goldar: (In a girls voice) (GASP) Konan!? Is that you!?

Konan: (GASP) That voice!

She reverted back and it was a girl that was as old as Sakura was when she started in the Academy and she had blue hair and had orange eyes and dark grey sclera which were the telltale sign that she was a reanimation and she had dark blue kunoichi clothes and she had dark blue paper angel wings.

Konan: (GASP) Kiara!

Me: Oh my god! Kiara! I haven't seen you in 150,000 years since the Second Great War broke out!

Kiara: It has been a while. I was killed by Danzo.

Me: That unscrupulous Warhawk!

Konan: I never thought I would see you like this Kiara.

Kiara: I know. Its been a long time sis.

Nico: Your sister!?

Qin: WHOA!

Konan: Yeah.

Sento: Me and my team helped take care of Danzo.

Me: And I helped throw him in jail.

Nico: He is now behind bars for the rest of his eternal life for all the terrible crimes he did.

Me: Yeah. Also I grew tired of killing him so I decided he should be in prison forever.

Kiara: Good riddance.

Me: Yeah. Kiara your life was cut short too soon. I'm going to resurrect you.

I snapped my fingers and resurrected her and separated the another from her.

Me: I've been wanting to do this to Goldar for 30 years.

Konan: Me too!

Me and Konan fired waves of energy and Origami bombs and the blasts hit Another Goldar and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

I caught the ridebook.

Nico: YEAH!

Kiara: Konan!

Konan and Kiara hugged for the first time in a long time.

Devon: Virus eliminated!

Tyler Nevarro: Monster Extinct!

Me: (LAUGHS) Goldar you have failed this world!

Nico: (LAUGHS) YEAH!

Me: You thought that was awesome just wait till I dish out ultimate pain on Rita and Lord Zedd. I've got 47+ Years of pain to dish out onto them. Both in Japanese and American Standards.

Lola: Yeah!

Jason Lee Scott: Yeah! That will be fun!

Devon: We just said our post battle lines because Goldar WAS fought by us.

Me: That's right! I remember that Devon.

Goldar: I remember that too! That was awesome.

Me: That was so awesome! Sorry I thought it was a joke there. But I DEFINITELY remember seeing that.

Devon: No worries.

Nico: Now, we wait for Another Whiger.

Laney: This will be fun.

Lola: Yep.

Me: We don't have to wait long!

We saw ANOTHER WHIGER!

Me: Whoa!

Nico: Another Whiger!

Another Whiger: (In a girls voice) Looks like the fun started.

Me: (GASP) That voice.

She reverted back and it was a girl with orange hair, tiger ears, orange cat eyes and had orange and black clothes and had a tigers tail.

Me: (GASP) Sylvia "The Tiger" Felonius!

Nico: The Tiger Girl Hero!? Wow!

Sylvia Felonius: That's right. Awesome to see you again J.D.

Me: Same here. Like Tigra, Sylvia was turned into this because of an experimental serum that mutated her and gave her the abilities and skills of a tiger and a cat.

Nico: WHOA!

Tigra: Boy that is really coincidental.

Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!

Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.

Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!

Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.

Sylvia Felonius: Just to cure me. But I turned it down and ran out of there.

Me: Smart thinking there.

Sylvia Felonius: Yeah but I knew he was lying to me. I actually like being like this.

Nico: That's all right.

Me: Sorry we have to fight like this though.

Sylvia Felonius: No worries. Just come at me and don't hold back.

She turned into Another Whiger!

Kaito and Zocks: Zenkaiju Gear!

They donned their Zenkaiju Armor!

Qin: YEAH!

Lola: This will be awesome!

Nico: This will be awesome. (ACTIVATES WHIGER AND GOLDAR'S RIDEWATCHES)

He fired waves of energy and lightning and blasted her all over.

May: And here is this. (ACTIVATES HAMMERSTRIKE AND MR. KITTLES' RIDEWATCHES)

She fired waves of energy and blasted her.

Maria: Now for some fun! (ACTIVATES GABBY GATOR AND CAT MUMMY'S RIDEWATCHES)

She fired waves of energy and blasted her all over.

Nico: YEAH!

Konan: My turn! (ACTIVATES GOLDAR'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired lightning blasts and smashed her down.

Ryugu came back and he had Ghost of Merlin, Earth Geargolem, Grand Duke of Owls, Amygdala and Joy.

Ryugu: I'm back!

Nico: Nice team Ryugu!

Ryugu: Thanks Nico!

Nico: You didn't miss much.

Ryugu: Good.

Then Chilly Willy was pulling on my pant leg and with him was an Eiscue.

Me: Hey Willy, I see you have an Eiscue with you.

He nodded.

Nico: Wow!

Eiscue: (In a girls voice) Willy is an awesome penguin.

Nico: Kate Vollans!

Kate Lloyd: Oh my god!

She reverted back and was a girl with blue hair and had blue clothes and had the flag map of Antarctica on her skirt and on the back of her vest was the patch for Outpost 31 Antarctica Research Station, 1982 on it.

Kate Lloyd: Oh my god Kate you're okay!

Kate Vollans: Kate Lloyd! Wow you're alive! We can talk later. I got this.

She fired a wave of energy and smashed down Another Whiger and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it.

I brought Sylvia over.

Qin: Yeah!

Kate Vollans and Kate Lloyd hugged.

Kate Vollans: I thought you were dead after what happened in Thule Station.

Kate Lloyd: I know. But I've been here for a long time. Long story.

Me: Yeah and it was a nightmare.

Konan: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Kate Vollans: Before I go into that I have something to tell you. I am also the gene-slammer of The Thing.

We gasped!

Me: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!

Nico: Oh my god! How did that happen?

Me: Don't tell me. Was it Team Rocket?

Kate Vollans: Yes. But I was gene-slammed with the Thing before you guys destroyed them and the Paradigm Brothers. I can transformed into many creatures and more. I have perfect shapeshifting abilities and I can turn into anything on Earth and on other planets.

Me: That is amazing!

Tina Terishkovanaya: That is in every way like me. I am the gene-slammer of The Thing too.

Me: We found out that The Thing has over 10,000,000 Aliens and creatures woven into its genetic structure and it's really amazing that it has that many creatures in it.

Kate Lloyd: It is amazing. But horrifying.

Lola: Yeah.

Kate Vollans: That is amazing. Also my favorite memory is when me and Nico were down in Antarctica and we found an alien spaceship there.

We gasped!

Me: Oh man! Was that the spaceship for The Thing?

Kate Vollans: No it wasn't. It was from another race. A plant fairy race.

She showed a picture of it and Shanan recognized it.

Shanan: (GASP) That's a Daffodarian Ship! That's amazing that there is one like that here and down in Antarctica.

Kate Vollans: I know.

Nico: That was an amazing find.

Lola: Wow!

Nico and Kate hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

Kate Vollans: Same here.

We later went back home.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Brandon Skellington, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, Jack Atlas, Jeri Kamiya, Juran, Mai, Sara, and Ryuzetsu are heading to Tokyo, Japan, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the six girls here, but we're also going to destroy Azwel, the major antagonist from Soulcalibur VI.

Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Tokyo, Japan, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the six girls here, but we're also going to destroy Azwel, the major antagonist from Soulcalibur VI.

Ivy Valentine: As expected. But, we shouldn't underestimate him, Azwel has the ability to use The Soul Edge and Soul Calibur because a fragment of those two blades are carried within those gauntlets of his, and with them, he can create dual swords, a giant axe, and a spear and shield.

Nicole: The Palindrome Gauntlets, Chaos and Order.

Lincoln: He claims to be a "Savior of Man" with a love for humanity, but he's really an irredeemably cruel, self-aggrandizing, spiteful, and sociopathic sadist. I can't allow someone like that to live any longer.

Jack Atlas: Right. So, we better find him before he does something to cause any trouble.

Suddenly, we saw a beautiful and super sexy girl with long dark brown hair and aqua blue hairband, blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful white angel wings, she's dressed in an aqua blue coat with a coat of arms on it, white short-sleeved shirt, necklace with pearls and red gem for the pendant, black pants, white bridal gloves, black knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with knights, swords, magic, dragons, light, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Lady of The Lake, in her right hand is The Sword of Hope, and with her are the six girls.

Dark Brown-Haired Girl: I hope I'm not too late, but I got the girls away from Azwel before he could kill them.

Lincoln: No, you're not, Nimue Viviane, you're just in time.

?: I must save all of you from this cruel world.

We then saw our target, Azwel, and he was heading right for us.

Sylvester: If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a sadist who proclaims himself to be a "Savior of Man"

Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.

Lincoln: When in reality, he's not. Come on, team, it's time we got rid of him for good.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice ready, Darren Arcangela, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Jack Atlas and his team, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Azwel, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, Lincoln drove his massive greatsword into Azwel's stomach and he sucked out his life energy and blood, and when Lincoln was done, Azwel was nothing more than a mummified corpse and he'd sent his soul to The Black Gates, and Lincoln took his Palindrome gauntlets, Chaos and Order, as his trophy and added them to his rapidly expanding weapons arsenal. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.

Lincoln: That's it for Azwel along with his delusions of "saving humanity". (To Nimue Viviane) And it's so good to see you again, Nimue Viviane.

Nimue Viviane: You too, Linky, it's been a long time.

Lincoln went up to Nimue Viviane and he hugged her, and Nimue Viviane is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Nimue Viviane: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know this sexy hot mama?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., this is Nimue Viviane, Gene-Slammer of Lady of The Lake, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a very powerful wielder of light and water magic and a very powerful swordswoman and a member of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table. She trained me both in the art of swordsmanship and magic, and I became a very powerful swordsman and master of magic, and she also taught me much about the Code of Chivalry and really instilled what it means to be a true hero, to fight with both courage and honor, to protect those I love and hold dear to my heart, and never to let those with such malice and evil in their black hearts get away with their crimes. Plus, you're going to love hearing this: Nimue Viviane is also a direct descendant of The Lady of The Lake, the mysterious woman who provided Arthur with the sword Excalibur, eliminated Merlin, raising Lancelot after the death of his father, and helping to take the dying Arthur to Avalon.

Me: I knew it.

Melanie Artorgius: Yep, and Lincoln made her an aqua blue coat with the coat of arms of Royal Woods' Knights of The Michigan Table along with a beautiful necklace, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips after their training, and Nimue Viviane hates those buttfaces, Pablo and Anderson, with a very blazing passion. One day, Nimue Viviane and Lincoln along with the rest of the Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table were having a meeting at our castle, but then, the alarm triggered, and we saw who it was that had triggered the alarm: it was Pablo and Anderson, and they'd brought with them an army of musclebound thugs they hired. Nimue Viviane and Lincoln went out there along with the rest of us, and she slays them with her greatsword. It drove those buttfaces into a blood-crazed fury, but before they could get after us, Lincoln and Nimue Viviane fired chains of light magic which bound those buttfaces and tied them up. Lincoln called his family and told them what happened with those two buttfaces, and needless to say, everyone wanted their heads on a pike! But Lincoln wasn't surprised, those morons tried to kill him many times in the past, but in the end, their plan failed, and they called the cops and they were sent to jail, and to make sure that they didn't try to get revenge, Nimue and Lincoln casted a spell to prevent those buttfaces from coming back because messing with the descendant of The Lady of The Lake and one of the members of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table will have dire and disastrous consequences.

Nico: Those dumb buttfaces, they're a bunch of morons!

Lincoln: They really didn't know when to quit, and just kept coming back for more. They were two total gluttons for punishment, it wasn't even funny, all of Royal Woods were really getting tired of them, and they prayed that one day, they would be outed and made into total outcasts and pariahs.

Me: And that day came when we captured them and sentenced them to our Humiliations as fodder for good.

Lincoln: And we can also thank the additional help of my Guardian Angels gathering tons of evidence on his numerous crimes and that made them the most hated buttfaces in the entire Michigan area and the world. And now that you're here, Nimue.

Lincoln went up to and hugged Nimue Viviane in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Nimue Viviane: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Nimue Viviane's neck with blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Nimue Viviane: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Nimue Viviane.

Nimue Viviane had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her, and he leaned down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them, then, we went up to the six girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, they immediately recognized them. The six girls are Honoka Izumi, Maho Kaizuka, Kaede Narikawa, Minami Sanjou, and Yuzuki Seno from Haiyoru Hokaku and Cheebo.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Honoka Izumi, Maho Kaizuka, Kaede Narikawa, Minami Sanjou, and Yuzuki Seno from Haiyoru Hokaku and Cheebo.

Nicole: Whoa, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Honoka Izumi: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Honoka Izumi and the other five girls saw who it was that saved them from Azwel, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white choker collar with gold accents and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura around him.

Honoka Izumi: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.

Lincoln made five clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Honoka Izumi: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Honoka Izumi, Maho Kaizuka, Kaede Narikawa, Minami Sanjou, Yuzuki Seno, and Cheebo with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The World Tree Estate and the rest of the team was shocked to find out the villain we went after was Azwel, the major antagonist from Soulcalibur VI.

But, when Lincoln showed what we all did in beating that madman down and then Lincoln driving his massive greatsword into his stomach and Lincoln sucked out Azwel's life energy and blood and sent his spirit to The Black Gates and took his Palindrome gauntlets, Chaos and Order, as his trophy and new weapon for his expanding weapon arsenal, everyone cheered as they hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him and he had steam whistling from his ears. Lincoln and Nimue Viviane have a lot of catching up to do now that she's back in town.

Maria: That'll teach that madman, he claimed to be a savior of humanity, but you were onto him.

Lincoln: Thanks to what Ivy and everyone from the Soul Calibur world told me about him.

Nicole: Along with what I know about him, and in the end, Lincoln sucked out Azwel's blood and life energy and took his Palindrome gauntlets as his trophy and new weapon for his expanding weapons arsenal.

Then, the Palindrome gauntlets, Chaos and Order, glowed, along with the rainbow gems on Lincolns Bracers of The Champions of The Universe, and they'd merged the Palindrome Gauntlets with them and we saw that Lincoln has the gauntlets' gold armored finger claws over his fingers. Then, we saw Lincoln manifested the dual swords, giant axe, and spear and shield in rapid succession and they also dissipated in a second.

Lincoln: Now, that's really awesome!

Me: Really awesome!


After putting an end to Azwel and sending him straight to The Black Gates for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Nimue Viviane saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Nimue Viviane: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Nimue, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Nimue Viviane: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.

Nimue Viviane: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.

Nico: Yep. So, Nimue, what memories did you have with Lincoln?

Nimue Viviane: Oh man, I was hoping you'd ask that. Well, this one time, Lincoln and I along with the rest of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table were riding out on patrol looking for any sign of trouble and we also had the rest of his Guardian Angels with him. Suddenly, we heard the sound of angry bellowing and the smell of deadbeat in the air, and we saw who it was coming after us: it was Lewis Travolta, Royal Woods' gluttonous jerk, and he had a massive army of thugs with him and he was out to kill Lincoln again, that set us off. We rode out there and we'd slain every last one of the thugs, then, we turned our attention to Lewis Travolta, and we brutally thrashed him. Then, Lincoln chained them up with chains of light and we brought him before the rest of his family, and after we told and showed them all everything, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, and Mr. and Mrs. Loud were absolutely livid at Lewis Travolta once again, and Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, and Mr. and Mrs. Loud all pounced on Lewis Travolta, and they brutally beat his butt into the ground.

Nico: Jeez.

Lincoln: Then, we called the cops and they immediately cuffed Lewis Travolta after we tied him up in an energy straitjacket, and they loaded him up in the police car and he was bellowing in anger again.

Ellie Elsher: But, then, we proceeded to flip him the bird and some of us even pulled a double hander and that really set that jerk off and he bellowed with even more anger as the car drove off to take him back to prison.

Raven Ghostrick: We were really getting sick and tired of that moron always running loose and trying to kill Lincoln, but we always put him down like the idiot that he is.

Me: He really is a moron and a loser, and what he's done proves just what kind of a jerk he is, but we stopped him and we have him being used as humiliation fodder for eternity.

Nico: Either way, Lewis Travolta's no longer going to cause trouble for anyone. But, his musclebound thugs along with the musclebound thugs of the other jerks who are still out to kill us, well, we'll leave that to Lincoln.

Selene Emperyous: Yep, leave that to our resident powerhouse angel, he'll grab them and suck out their muscle mass, virility, and strength and leave them as skinny rakes and weaker than a tree branch.

?: (Romanian Accent) Along with draining them dry of blood and sucking out their souls.

Suddenly, we saw a beautiful and super sexy girl with long midnight black hair and blood red hairband, blood red eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive black and red vampire bat wings, she's dressed in a midnight black short-sleeved blouse, sleeveless blood red top, necklace with pearls and blood red gem for the pendant, long black ankle-length skirt, white bridal gloves, black knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with vampires, swords, souls, darkness, and angels on the coattails and on the back are the Vampire Duel Monsters, and in her right hand is The Souleater Claymore.

Lincoln: (GASPS) Elizabetha Draculana, the Vampire Queen of Transylvania!

Lincoln went up to Elizabetha Draculana and he hugged her, and Elizabetha Draculana is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.

Lincoln: It's been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Elizabetha Draculana: (Romanian Accent) Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Me: Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., this is Elizabetha Draculana, Gene-Slammer of the Vampire Duel Monsters, she's my Guardian Angel from Transylvania, Romania and she's a centuries-old immortal and extremely very powerful Vampire Queen who has powers over darkness, blood magic, black magic, dark magic, Satanic Magic, necromancy, the undead, and The Occult, and has immunity from The Sun and the other weaknesses of the vampires. She earned the moniker, The Terror of The Vampires, because over the centuries, she's killed a ton of evil vampires who tried to kill her many times only to fail in their many attempts. Her weapon, The Souleater Claymore, is a very powerful weapon that consumes the souls of evil vampires, and it also makes her even stronger than ever. She also taught me how to consume the souls of evil vampires and convert the negative energy they harbored in their souls into positive energy and to also control his vampiric rage ever since the whole incident when Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan attacked me, Marianne Shelley, and the other Guardian Angels, and it resulted in me flipping out and he ran after them in a vampire rage and it ended with me draining local Michigan thug, Ricky Accardo, dry of his blood and I also sucked out his muscle mass. I made her a beautiful necklace with red gem pendant, and to show her thanks, one night, she kissed me on the lips as the bats flew out into the night. She's really good friends with Lucy and her friends in The Young Morticians' Club and she really really hates Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and the rest of my enemies with a very bloody passion because their attempted attack on me long ago had driven her completely mad, it awoke the vampire rage in us, and we not only clobbered them, but we also drained a really massive army of hired thugs dry of every last drop of blood and I also drained them of their life forces and then, I imprisoned their souls in The Room of Tortured Souls in The Michigan Supernatural Defense Force's castle where they were condemned to having their life energy sucked out of them, and getting it back, only to have it sucked out of them again.

Nico: WHOA!

Brittney: Now, I remember you all too well, she's one of the most powerful Vampire Queens in all of Transylvania, and her power puts Count Dracula and the other vampire kings and queens to shame!

Me: Incredible!

Lincoln: Yep, she really is that powerful.

Lincoln went up to and hugged Elizabetha Draculana in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Elizabetha Draculana: (Romanian Accent) Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Elizabetha Draculana's neck with blood red gems on the gold lightning bolts and blood red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Elizabetha Draculana: (Romanian Accent) (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Elizabetha Draculana.

Elizabetha Draculana had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her, and he leaned down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them, and Lincoln continued with his working out.

Nico: I had no idea that you also knew a Vampire Queen, Lincoln, that's really awesome!

Me: It sure is, but I remember her all too well, anyone who dared to anger her, she would drain them dry of blood and her sword devours their souls. If any musclebound thugs are involved, Lincoln goes after them and he drains them dry of blood and sucks out their muscle mass, virility, and strength as well.

Luna: You should've seen it, dude, Lincoln was getting even bigger in muscle mass and even stronger, so it wasn't just constantly working out at their gym that did that along with his diet plan that his Guardian Angels gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes.

Becky Long: And the massive increase in his already extremely high virility levels also resulted in the massive increase in pregnancies among his future wives, which is quite natural for him, and that it's also the mark of him being a true Alpha male.

We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Desiree, Ember McLain, Princess Dorathea, and Pandora are heading to Lake Lamode.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Desiree, Ember McLain, Princess Dorathea, and Pandora are dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Desiree, Ember McLain, Princess Dorathea, and Pandora had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Icky Vicky hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made her go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at that bitch and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of her, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that bitch has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.

Ember McLean: Whoa, we're here in Lake Lamode, it truly is beautiful.

Lincoln: It sure is, Ember, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?

Lincoln, Desiree, Ember McLain, Princess Dorathea, and Pandora dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, then they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Desiree, Ember McLain, Princess Dorathea, and Pandora got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, but then, they saw hulking muscle-bound thugs hired by Icky Vicky coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he'd sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.

Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Desiree, Ember McLain, Princess Dorathea, and Pandora and they hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Desiree, Ember McLain, Princess Dorathea, and Pandora placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and we saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.

Me: (Whistles) Looks like someone really had a good time at Lake Lamode, eh, Lincoln?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!

Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Desiree, Ember McLain, Princess Dorathea, and Pandora with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Desiree, Ember McLain, Princess Dorathea, and Pandora are in your harem.

Sam Manson: I knew those four had the hots for Lincoln.

Jenna: And Icky Vicky had some nerve trying to kill them, that bitch is just making things much worse for herself.

Serena Logan: I always knew that child-despising, destructive, pure evil bitch was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and she's just making things worse for herself.

Rarity: And trying to kill Desiree, Ember McLain, Princess Dorathea, and Pandora, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.

Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs she sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and she should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!

Suddenly, we heard Icky Vicky scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, the bitch has officially lost her mind.

Maria: (Flips Icky Vicky the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you bubble-butt bitch!

Nico: Even after we kicked Icky Vicky's miserable hide, that bitch still refuses to quit!

Lincoln: Same with Flip, Lewis Travolta, Amy, Pablo, Anderson, Billy McLean, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.

Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!

Inuyasha: Leave that to me. (YELLS AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS AT THE JERKS) SHUT YOUR HALF-WIT PIE HOLE, YOU PSYCHOPATHIC FIRE-BREATHING BITCH!

Suddenly, the Beads of Subjugation on Icky Vicky's neck and on the necks of the jerks glowed and the amplified gravity forced the jerks to faceplant on the ground, and we laughed hysterically.

Nico: Those Beads of Subjugation really are awesome!

Lincoln: And that'll be to remand them if they so much as get anymore dumb ideas again.

Timmy Turner: If Icky Vicky gets anymore of her dumb ideas, she's going to get thrown inside a pit of vipers!

Wanda: Bad idea, sport. She's more terrifying than a pit of vipers, along with the fact that she also tried to attack you with snakes she'd brought with her.

Lincoln: We'll think of some more punishments for her, we've already added on more punishments to that mutant, Flip.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed four dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figures were none other than The Abyss Mages, a race of wizard-like enemies from Genshin Impact and the foot soldiers of the Abyss Order, and they're here to cause havoc. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and it's not good. The figures we sensed belong to The Abyss Mages, a race of wizard-like enemies from Genshin Impact and the foot soldiers of the Abyss Order, and they're here to cause havoc.

Nicole: The Abyss Mages, I should've known those magical troublemakers would come one day to cause trouble.

Carla Nazca: Leave them to me and Lincoln, Nicole. We'll show them what happens when they mess with true masters of magic.

Lincoln: Yeah, we'll make them pay.

Nico: Fighting magic with magic, we've done that many times over and we've won. Alright, guys, even though we don't have a mission, we better head down to the park and defeat The Abyss Mages.

Lincoln: Yeah, we can't have them running loose and causing havoc.

Carla Nazca: That's right, we can't have those mages causing havoc anymore, let's go put them out of their misery.

Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and we headed out to the park to deal with the Abyss Mages.

We arrived at the park to deal with The Abyss Mages.

Lincoln: Alright, we've made it to the park, and they're here alright, I can sense their magical energies.

?: You will all perish in the name of The Abyss!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large search pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the ten coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the ten large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Lincoln: (GROWLS) I always knew there was no mistaking that voice from anywhere, you better get out here right now, Abyss Mages, before I threaten to blast you out!

Four figures came out, they were none other than The Abyss Mages.

Nicole: The Abyss Mages. Watch out with these four, these four have the powers of Fire, Water, Ice, and Lightning.

Carla Nazca: Only those four elements, huh? Well, that still won't save them from us, get ready to die, you dark magicians.

Suddenly, Carla Nazca's pink eyes turned neon pink, and she was surrounded by a black and rainbow energy aura with stars, darkness, colored flames, spiders, condors, hummingbirds, monkeys, giants, lizards, whales, cats, dogs, crocodiles, trees, wings, llamas, herons, hands, snakes, spirals, fish, dragons, and angels, she unholstered her massive greatsword from her back, and as she approached The Abyss Mages, she left black and rainbow energy, stars, darkness, colored flames, spiders, condors, hummingbirds, monkeys, giants, lizards, whales, cats, dogs, crocodiles, trees, wings, llamas, herons, hands, snakes, spirals, fish, dragons, and angels with every step.

Carla Nazca: There's absolutely no way that I'm ever forgiving you four for following the orders of The Abyss to cause mayhem and destruction to humanity, the crimes that you've committed can never be forgiven, Abyss Mages, and for that, you shall feel the wrath of The Avatar of The Nightmare of The Earthbound Immortals.

Suddenly, Carla Nazca was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and rainbow energy, stars, darkness, and colored flames surrounding the vortex, there are spiders, condors, hummingbirds, monkeys, giants, lizards, whales, cats, dogs, crocodiles, trees, wings, llamas, herons, hands, snakes, spirals, fish, dragons, The Earthbound Immortals of those very creatures, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a pink phoenix with the Nazca Line of The Condor in the center and spread across its wings are the Nazca Lines of the Spider, Monkey, Lizard, Hummingbird, Whale, Cat, Dog, Crocodile, Tree, Wings, Llama, Heron, Hands, Snake, Spiral, Fish, and Dragon on its stomach and with red eyes glaring at The Abyss Mages: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Carla Nazca emerged, but she was changed forever.

Carla Nazca grew to 7'9" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has colored highlights in the bangs of her long black hair and black bow on her head, she has neon pink eyes and a black and rainbow energy aura with stars, darkness, colored flames, spiders, monkeys, giants, hummingbirds, lizards, condors, whales, cats, dogs, wings, snakes, herons, llamas, trees, crocodiles, hands, spirals, fish, dragons, and angels surrounding her, she has the Dark Kanji surrounded by the Earthbound Immortals emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with pink iris and the Nazca Lines of The Spider, Lizard, Whale, Monkey, Condor, Giant, and Hummingbird on her right arm were glowing, she has on angel earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Dark, Fire, Star, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has the Earthbound Immortals with colored gems for eyes and holding the Dark, Fire, Star, and Eternity Kanjis in their hands on the bottom of her pink phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with colored crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Carla Nazca has on a sleeveless black vest, black sleeveless blouse, long frilly black skirt with studded jewels around her waist, black legwarmers, black sneakers, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, darkness, colored flames, spiders, monkeys, giants, hummingbirds, lizards, condors, whales, cats, dogs, wings, snakes, herons, llamas, trees, crocodiles, hands, spirals, fish, dragons, and angels on the coattails, and on the back are the Earthbound Immortals with their corresponding Nazca Lines surrounded by stars and darkness. Suddenly, Carla Nazca felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive black angel wings with colored tips on the large black feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long black wolf tails with pink tips and pink markings, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.

Suddenly, Carla Nazca's massive greatsword, Earthbound Immortals-themed greatsword, and all the other greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and rainbow energy, stars, darkness, colored flames, spiders, monkeys, giants, hummingbirds, lizards, condors, whales, cats, dogs, wings, snakes, herons, llamas, trees, crocodiles, hands, spirals, fish, dragons, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Carla Nazca's Demonic Nightmare Darkness Earthbound Immortal Greatsword of Demonic Nightmare Darkness Earthbound Immortal Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded colored gems and the Earthbound Immortals etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large angel heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with large red gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large angel heads and below the angel heads is a large white angel head with red gems for eyes and red gem in its mouth for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with pink gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left large gold cuff Bracer, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold versions of the Earthbound Immortals' heads with red gems for eyes and large red gems in their mouth for the belt buckle and around the belt on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a pink kanji below the Earthbound Immortals that said, "Carla Nazca, Gene-Slammer of The Earthbound Immortals, Avatar of The Nightmare of The Earthbound Immortals, Master of The Powers of The Earthbound Immortals and The Dark Signers, Powerful Master of Darkness, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher of Flip, Destroyer of The Abyss Mages, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of The Nazca Lines, Colored Flames, Stars, Darkness, Angels, and The Earthbound Immortals"

カーラ・ナスカ、地縛霊のジーン・スラマー、地縛霊の悪夢の化身、地縛霊とダーク・シグナーの力のマスター、強力な闇のマスター、愛情深い守護天使、リンカーンの未来の妻、ラウドのスマッシャーフリップ、深淵の魔術師の破壊者、悪の破壊者にして殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そしてナスカの地上絵、色のついた炎、星、闇、天使の達人、そして地縛神

Suddenly, Carla Nazca's immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she'd transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!

Carla Nazca has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL MONSTERS-EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL GODDESS-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL GODDESS COSMIC DARKNESS NAZCA LINE EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL GODDESS ANGEL OF DIVINE EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL GODDESS COSMIC DARKNESS NAZCA LINE EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL GODDESS ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL GODDESS COSMIC DARKNESS NAZCA LINE EARTHBOUND IMMORTAL GODDESS ANGEL LOVE!

We were really amazed by Carla Nazca's Super Angel-Earthbound Immortal Monsters-Earthbound Immortal Goddess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when The Abyss Mages saw it, they fired blasts of fire, water, ice, and lightning at her, but Lincoln absorbed those blasts and it made him even stronger than ever, and Carla Nazca fired a massive barrage of black and rainbow energy, stars, darkness, colored flames, spiders, monkeys, giants, hummingbirds, lizards, condors, whales, cats, dogs, wings, snakes, herons, llamas, trees, crocodiles, hands, spirals, fish, dragons, and angels at The Abyss Mages, and they exploded as they hit them, and this really angered them now.

Carly Atlas: (AMAZED) WHOA!

Misty Tredwell: (AMAZED) That really is so incredible!

Maria Tredwell: Big time, sis. Carla Nazca's transformed into her Super Angel-Earthbound Immortal Monsters-Earthbound Immortal Goddess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, now the mages are in big trouble now: the wrath of The Avatar of The Nightmare of The Earthbound Immortals is about to be unleashed once again.

Lincoln: You got that right, Maria. Flip suffered her wrath years ago, and now, her wrath is about to be unleashed upon the wicked once more.

Carla Nazca: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Darkness Nazca Line Earthbound Immortal Monsters Goddess Angel and Divine Cosmic Darkness Nazca Line Earthbound Immortal Goddess Angel Love) And on those evil Abyss Mages, let's rip them apart, Linky.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Carla Nazca.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You four dark mages have caused enough trouble to mankind to last an eternity, and now, we will put an end to you four for good.

Lincoln and Carla Nazca went after The Abyss Mages, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and rainbow energy, colored flames, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spiders, whales, monkeys, hummingbirds, lizards, giants, condors, cats, llamas, dogs, snakes, spirals, wings, snakes, trees, crocodiles, herons, fish, dark dragons, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Ghouls, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Yetis, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at The Abyss Mages and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.

Then, they attacked them with their massive greatswords leaving scars on them, and Lincoln left many more with his claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Carla Nazca also attack them with punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they smashed them all over with their immense and extremely powerful superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving The Abyss Mages really mad.

But, before they could attack, Lincoln fired orange energy blasts which hit The Abyss Mages, and he began sucking out and absorbing their elemental powers and elemental magic and he made them his own. Then, Lincoln began sucking out their life force, and that caused The Abyss Mages to turn to nothing, and then, Lincoln banished them to The Black Gates forever. We cheered as Carla Nazca and Lincoln holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Carla Nazca's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long black wolf tails, and massive black angel wings are permanent.

Carla Nazca: That'll teach you troublemaking dark magicians a lesson you'll never forget. Thank you for helping me destroy the Abyss Mages, Linky.

Lincoln: You're welcome, Carla.

Suddenly, Carla Nazca wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Carla Nazca's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and the Earthbound Immortals flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces, colored flames, and the Nazca Lines of the corresponding Earthbound Immortals behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Carla Nazca absorbed the elemental forces and they came back to us as the display vanished.

Nico: Whoa, oh man, now that's what I call a Nightmare Fight of Earthbound Immortal and Dark Signer Avatar VS. Elemental Dark Magicians, Lincoln, Carla, you two really showed them no mercy, and Lincoln, you made an awesome two-part kill move on them by stabbing them with your massive greatsword and sucking out their elemental powers and elemental magic, and then, sucking out their life energy and banishing their spirits to The Black Gates.

Lincoln: They deserved it for their crimes against humanity.

Nico: You got that right. So, Lincoln, which Noble Knight Gene-Slammer are you going to meet tomorrow?

Lincoln: I know just the one: A Gene-Slammer for Morgan, the Enchantress of Avalon.

Melanie Artorgius: (GASPS) That's awesome, and there's only one person who'd be Gene-Slammed into Morgan, the Enchantress of Avalon, Morgana Le Fay, and you guys are going to love meeting her, Morgana Le Fay is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a very powerful wielder of light and dark magic and a very powerful swordswoman and a member of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table. She trained Lincoln both in the art of swordsmanship and magic, and he became a very powerful swordsman and master of magic, and she also taught him much about the Code of Chivalry and really instilled what it means to be a true hero, to fight with both courage and honor, to protect those he loves and holds dear to his heart, and never to let those with such malice and evil in their black hearts get away with their crimes. Plus, you're going to love hearing this: Morgana Le Fay is the descendant of Morgan Le Fay.

We gasped in total shock.

Me: Morgan Le Fay, the powerful and ambiguous enchantress from the legend of King Arthur, her early appearances in Arthurian literature do not elaborate her character beyond her role as a goddess, a fay, a witch, or a sorceress, generally benevolent and connected to Arthur as his magical savior and protector. But, in later legends, she went from good to evil.

Katara Chevalierflamboyant: (French Accent) That's right, plus, Lincoln made her a green coat with the coat of arms of Royal Woods' Knights of The Michigan Table along with a beautiful necklace, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips after their training, and Morgana Le Fay hates that buttface, Chandler, with a very blazing passion. One day, Morgana Le Fay and Lincoln along with the rest of the Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table were having a meeting at our castle, but then, the alarm triggered, and we saw who it was that had triggered the alarm: it was Chandler, and he'd brought with him an army of musclebound thugs he hired. Morgana Le Fay and Lincoln went out there along with the rest of us, and she slays them with her greatsword. It drove that buttface into a blood-crazed fury, but before he could get after us, Lincoln and Morgana Le Fay fired chains of dark magic which bound those buttface and tied him up.

Nico: Did he call his family and his sisters for this?

Lincoln: Yep, and needless to say, everyone wanted his head on a pike!

Me: Should've known they would do something like this.

Lincoln: I know, but I wasn't surprised, Chandler tried to kill me many times in the past, but in the end, his plan failed, and we called the cops and he along with his goons were sent to jail, and to make sure that they didn't try to get revenge, Morgana and I casted a spell to prevent those buttfaces from coming back.

Me: Yeah, messing with the descendant of Morgan Le Fay and one of the members of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table will have dire and disastrous consequences.

Nico: Those buttfaces really hated that their greatest "plan" was foiled once again, and they got into even more serious trouble.

Lincoln: They seriously didn't even know when to quit, and to make it worse, their plan earned them the vengeance of my family infinite-fold.


Later we were in the simulator for an awesome Super Mario Galaxy adventure.

Nico: Who wants to go with me to Beach Bowl Galaxy?

Eli: All right!

Twilight Sparkle: Me and Lincoln will go with.

Nico: Cool cool.

Arkayna: And I'll go too.

Nico: All right then. Lets go.

Lola: Go have fun guys.

Xenia: Yeah!

Nico: Lets go!

They went in and Nicole activated the Simulator and they were at BEACH BOWL GALAXY!

Nico: We're here! Beach Bowl Galaxy!

Twilight Sparkle: Wow! This is amazing!

Arkayna: It's amazing!

Nico: Nicole, will we need to breathe underwater?

Nicole: Not for this one. You just need to get to the star in that crystal on top.

Nico: I see it.

Twilight Sparkle: And this place is crawling with Goombas.

Arkayna: This is a nice beach Galaxy though.

Nico: It sure is. Perfect for a beach vacation spot too.

Twilight Sparkle: I was thinking the same thing for that.

Nico: Yep.

Lincoln: Boy it sure is cool.

Nico: It sure is.

?: Let us help you guys.

Then 2 Indeedee came.

Nico: Cool! Indeedee.

Lincoln: Wow!

Indeedee 1: (In a girls voice) (monotonously) It's going to be fun helping out.

Indeedee 2: (In a girls voice) It sure will be fun too!

Nico: Serena and Marina Sanderson!? Whoa!

Shannon: Wait! Those 2 might be my cousins.

Nicole: How do you know that?

Shannon: They share the same last name as my ancestors. So they might be related to me and them.

Twilight Sparkle: Don't revert back until we get the Power Star.

Indeedee 2: Don't worry.

Indeedee 1: We won't.

Nico: Okay. Lets get to work.

Lincoln: Time to kick some Goomba butt!

Arkayna: You got that right!

They went to face the Goombas and get to the star!

Nico: (gets out Whiger and Beast Man's Ridewatches) Activate Beast Power!

He activated them and fired waves of energy and blasted the Goombas.

Nico: Take that!

Twilight Sparkle: Feel the magic of Friendship!

She fired beams of magic and blasted the Goombas all over.

Arkayna fired waves of magic and blasted them.

Arkayna: UNLEASH THE DRAGON!

She fired a wave of green energy and it formed into a dragon and blasted the Goombas all over.

Nico: Which way should we go?

Lincoln: Lets take the challenging way.

They Flew up and over and went to the crystal containing the star.

Lincoln: Now we just got to smash it out.

Nico: Yep.

Lincoln and both Indeedee's blasted the crystal and it shattered and out came the Star!

Nico: There it is!

Twilight Sparkle: Lets all get it Linky!

Lincoln: Good idea Twilight!

Lincoln, Twilight and Arkayna went and got it!

YOU GOT A STAR!

Then Sanderson twins reverted back and they were both girls that each had red hair but had clothes that were blue and black. Serena's was blue and Marina's was black.

Serena Sanderson: That was so fun!

Marina Sanderson: That was a fun one.

They all high fived.

Twilight: What are your favorite memories of Nico?

Serena Sanderson: When me and Marina used black magic and made the cheerleading squad get turned into strippers as part of a curse we put on them. When the football game was in half time they stripped naked and humiliated themselves in front of the entire audience.

Marina Sanderson: It was really justified. They were bullying some girls that Nico liked.

Nico: It's true. The cheerleaders all got expelled for that one.

Lincoln: Nice!

Nico hugged them both.

Nico: I missed you girls.

Marina Sanderson: We did too Nico.


The mascots were eating cereal.

William: What are you guys eating?

Poromon: Sugar Frosted Atomic Blasto Bits Cereal.

Poliwag: We're looking and eating for the prizes inside.

Manaphy: And it's a secret decoder ring.

William: Why don't you guys look inside the boxes?

Poliwag: We're eating the cereal first and then looking inside. Norbert told us that.

William: Good advice.

Manaphy: Thanks.

They were eating and eating and eating.

William: I was just saying since that's what Tussle Sprout and Sheldon did before.

Poromon: Wow.

Horsea kept on eating cereal

Horsea: It's good.

Nico: You guys sure are eating a lot.

Lola: No kidding.

Eddy: What's so special about this decoder ring?

Poliwag: There's a message on the cereal box.

Manaphy: Yep.

Manaphy then found it!

Manaphy: Found it!

Poromon: Yay!

Horsea: What does the message say?

Manaphy: Lets see.

She scanned the code and it said that it was a treasure map!

Manaphy: It's a treasure map!

Nicole: Cool!

Poromon: Where's the treasure?

Nico: It's not the secret of the universe that will lead us to disappointment is it?

Poromon: I hope not.

Manaphy: I don't think so.

But then it showed the map and it was located on a mountaintop island oasis.

Nicole: I know that location! That's the hidden Andean Mountain Oasis on top of Cordillera Blanca.

Nico: Wow!

Manaphy: Lets go!

We were off.

Poliwag: I hope it's something good!

Nicole: We'll find out.

We arrived and the Decoder Ring showed that the treasure was buried by a tree that looked like an x.

Nico: There.

We got to digging and then…

THUNK!

Me: We hit something.

Horsea: What is it?

We pulled out a chest.

?: Can I see too?

We saw a Morpeko!

Me: Cool a Morpeko.

Morpeko: (In a girls voice) I have a feeling this will be awesome.

Nico: Henrietta Scoville!? Whoa!

Morpeko: Awesome to see you again Nico. Lets talk after we see the treasure.

We opened the chest and in it was a bunch of NUMEROUS PILES of gold, jewels and more!

Manaphy: WOW!

Nicole: Whoa! The Treasure of Captain Blood!

Wendy Blood: My ancestor's treasure! At long last!

Poliwag: It wasn't useless this time!

Nico: Thank goodness!

Morpeko: That was cool!

Nicole: Boy that is funny! Who would have thought that the treasure would be on the back of a cereal box.

Lola: Yeah.

Henrietta reverted back and she was a girl with red hair and yellow clothes and she had a flaming chili pepper tattoo on her arm.

Henrietta Scoville: That was so awesome.

Nico: Yeah!

William: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Henrietta Scoville: When me and Nico made my family's hottest hot sauce ever: Armageddon Nova Cyanide Doom.

WE GASPED!

Nico: Yep. We slipped some of that into an evil bully's food and then he ate it and he literally bursted into flames.

Me: He bursted into flames!? Whoa!

Qin: GEEZ! Yeah I remember that!

Nico: That was intense.

Nico and Henrietta hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

Henrietta Scoville: Me too Nico. Me too.

We went back home with the treasure.


We were watching TV.

Poromon: I wonder what's on the news.

We saw what was on.

Katherine Mulligan: This is Katherine Mulligan reporting to you in the middle of the city where the Mysterious Superpervert Bandit has struck again this time in this park right here. He destroyed all the women's clothes and all these men right here saw them either naked or in their underwear and had explosive nosebleeds. This makes this the 2nd day in a row where women were being violated by this Superpervert Fiend.

Poliwag: This isn't good.

Nicole: WHEN I FOUND OUT WHO DID THIS I WILL DISEMBOWEL THEM AND MAKE THEM EAT THEIR OWN INTESTINES!

Anna Anyanova: No kidding!

Nicole: This looks like a job for the Girl Power force.

Camie: Yeah!

Nico: Take the mascots with you.

Nicole: Okay. First Nico which gene-slammers do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: Copperajah and Dracozolt.

Lola: Awesome!

Nicole: Lets go!

The girls were off.

Horsea: How come we didn't hear about this yesterday?

Nicole: We were busy.

Horsea: Oh right.

Qin: Yeah.

Lola: Yeah.

Nicole: Lets see who this bandit is.

They then went to the park and looked for clues.

Poromon: I don't see anything here.

Manaphy: Hmm.

May then found something under a piece of a headband.

May: I think I found this.

Nicole looked at it and found out who it is right away!

Nicole: Oh man! I KNEW THIS WAS HIS DIRTY WORK! Lets find him and bring him down!

Then they heard a scream coming from a grocery store and they went to it!

Poliwag: He's on the move!

They arrived at the store and found a figure and black tearing off womens clothes and leaving them in their underwear and the boys and men laughed perversely and they flew into the air with nosebleeds and they smashed into store shelves!

Nicole: HEY! YOU LEAVE THESE WOMEN ALONE NOW!

They flew at the figure and dogpiled him!

Manaphy: Who the fuck are you?!

Nicole then ripped off the mask of the figure and TO THE SHOCK AND RAGE, THE SUPERPERVERT BANDIT WAS REALLY JIRAIYA OF THE SANNIN!

THEY GASPED!

Nicole: JIRAIYA!

Maria: Jiraiya?!

Jiraiya: THAT'S RIGHT! THE SUPERPERVERT SAGE JIRAIYA!

KRABLAM!

Nicole punched him in the face with devastating force and knocked out some of his teeth and knocked him out!

May: But why?!

Jiraiya: TO MAKE THIS THE CITY OF NUDES AND UNDERWEAR! (PERVERSE LAUGHTER)

Nicole: NOT IN A BILLION LIFETIMES BUB!

Nicole punched him in the face with devastating force and knocked out some of his teeth and knocked him out!

Maria: There has to be a good reason. He's never this perverted!

Nicole: No idea but we got to tell Lady Tsunade.

They grabbed Jiraiya and went to the Leaf.

At the Hokage building, Lady Tsunade was working and then there was a knock on the door.

Lady Tsunade: Come in!

They came in.

May: Lady Tsunade! We have news!

Lady Tsunade: What is it?

Nicole: Jiraiya was up to his tricks again.

They told her everything and then….

Lady Tsunade: WWWWWWHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTT!?

SHE WAS ENRAGED AND THEN JUMPED HIM AND SMASHED AND PULVERIZED JIRAIYA IN A BRUTAL FIGHT CLOUD!

Later Jiraiya was beaten hard to within an inch of his life and was in a full body cast and was really mangled up. He was in the hospital.

Maria: I know you have a good reason, Jiraiya. You're perverted, sure. But not like this!

Jiraiya: (Mumbling)

Nicole: He has been asking for it.

Camie: Good.

Nicole: He had it coming.

May: You think this is just normal for him? Or is something sinister behind it?

Nicole: Hmm.

They then saw something sparking on the back of his neck.

Nicole: Huh? What's this?

Nicole took something off his neck and then saw that it was a SUPER PERVERT 10,000 CHIP!

Nicole: A Super Pervert 10,000 Chip! I've seen this before.

Then they saw a familiar face on it and it was BRAD BUTTOWSKI!

Nicole: BRAD! He is behind this!

May: Well, if he's still in prison, there's nothing more we can do to him. Let's just be glad the pervert stuff is over now

Nicole checked and he really was in prison still.

Nicole: Yep he is in prison. So it must've been a sleeper chip that activates at a certain date.

Qin: Strange.

Laney: No kidding.

Lori: Literally strange.

Qin: Yeah.

Nicole: Lets go home.

They went back home

Lynn: If anyone asks, we'll say that it was a crook we haven't met before and that Jiraiya got hurt jumping off a tree.

Nicole: Fair enough.

Qin: Yeah.

They arrived back home and later we got ready for Matau's big day mission and went to sleep.

Meanwhile in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil it was Matau's big day mission and it will be an epic one.

Blu: I'm so excited for this.

Jewel: Me too!

Blu: This is gonna be awesome. LETS PARTY!

They got to dancing and the camera froze.

TO BE CONTINUED!


Another awesome chapter done.

This was an awesome and funny chapter. It's an original idea.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.

For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Ryugu Tamatebacco, Ghost of Merlin, Earth Geargolem, Grand Duke of Owls, Amygdala and Joy as well as Mera, Ms. Spell, Ryotaro Nogami, Haruka Kito, Luffy and Mystique and we're going to the city of Atlantis and we're going there to battle Twisted Kida and this will be awesome and Princess Luna is going to transform in that one and it will be where she saves Kida from herself. Then we're going to battle Another Nature Patty, Krabby Patty Zombie Patty (SpongeBob Squarepants Krabby Patty Creature Feature), ROTTEN KRABBY PATTY (To Love A Patty), Ultimeatum, Meatball Monster, Lasagna Monster, Ghost of Merlin and Ryugu Tamatebacco. And we're going to meet a Finnish Lapphund Gene-slammer named Kaarina Heikkinen. Also we're going to meet a Copperajah Gene-slammer and her name is Aadarshini Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta and she is Nico's friend from Calcutta and a powerful force of good and is an awesome spice master and curry maker.

For tomorrow, for Matau's phase 2 transformation, Matau and Lincoln are going to destroy Simone de Bastien, the 500-year-old vampire queen from Paris whom Diana had encountered during one of her missions, and now, that 500-year-old vampire has returned for revenge.

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Canada, and we got bad news: Mike's Dark Side, Mal, has come back and he wants revenge on me for separating him from Mike years ago, but we're going to take him down and condemn him to eternal servitude in The Masters of Evil. And we're going to meet the next Noble Knight Gene-Slammer, her name is Morgana Le Fay, Gene-Slammer for Morgan, the Enchantress of Avalon, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a very powerful wielder of light and dark magic and a very powerful swordswoman and a member of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table. She trained Lincoln both in the art of swordsmanship and magic, and he became a very powerful swordsman and master of magic, and she also taught him much about the Code of Chivalry and really instilled what it means to be a true hero, to fight with both courage and honor, to protect those he loves and holds dear to his heart, and never to let those with such malice and evil in their black hearts get away with their crimes. Plus, you're going to love hearing this: Morgana Le Fay is the descendant of Morgan Le Fay, the powerful and ambiguous enchantress from the legend of King Arthur, her early appearances in Arthurian literature do not elaborate her character beyond her role as a goddess, a fay, a witch, or a sorceress, generally benevolent and connected to Arthur as his magical savior and protector. But, in later legends, she went from good to evil. Lincoln made her a green coat with the coat of arms of Royal Woods' Knights of The Michigan Table along with a beautiful necklace, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips after their training, and Morgana Le Fay hates that buttface, Chandler, with a very blazing passion. One day, Morgana Le Fay and Lincoln along with the rest of the Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table were having a meeting at our castle, but then, the alarm triggered, and we saw who it was that had triggered the alarm: it was Chandler, and he'd brought with him an army of musclebound thugs he hired. Morgana Le Fay and Lincoln went out there along with the rest of us, and she slays them with her greatsword. It drove that buttface into a blood-crazed fury, but before he could get after us, Lincoln and Morgana Le Fay fired chains of dark magic which bound those buttface and tied him up. Lincoln called his family and his sisters and told them of what that buttface tried to do to him, and needless to say, everyone wanted his head on a pike! But Lincoln wasn't surprised, Chandler tried to kill him many times in the past, but in the end, his plan failed, and we called the cops and he along with his goons were sent to jail, and to make sure that they didn't try to get revenge, Morgana and Lincoln casted a spell to prevent those buttfaces from coming back because messing with the descendant of Morgan Le Fay and one of the members of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table will have dire and disastrous consequences.

Get ready for an awesome party in Brazil as we help Blu and Jewel and friends take down Nigel and send that bird to the M.O.E.

See you next time.