GET READY TO PARTY IN RIO!
Walking through the city of Atlantis was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Ryugu Tamatebacco, Ghost of Merlin, Earth Geargolem, Grand Duke of Owls, Amygdala and Joy as well as Mera, Ms. Spell, Ryotaro Nogami, Haruka Kito, Luffy and Mystique and we were there for another awesome and fun rescue.
Lola: Atlantis is looking really awesome.
Camie: Boy it sure is.
Eli: Wow! Sure has improved tremendously from what happened back over 10,000 years ago.
Laney: No kidding there.
Lily: It's so awesome that Atlantis is doing great like this.
Leeli: Wow! Atlantis sure has come a long way.
Xenia: I think so too.
Nico: Yep.
Misty Tredwell: I think this is so awesome too.
Ms. Spell: I agree there myself.
Varie: Yeah.
Nico: Mera I want to thank you, Ryugu and your teams for coming with us.
Mera: It's our pleasure Nico. This is gonna be so fun.
Eli: It sure is.
Nico: Ms. Spell, what do you like to do in your free time?
Ms. Spell: I haven't really thought about it that much. Constantly using all my time to keep the world safe from the forces of evil.
Nico: We'll you'll think of something.
Qin: Yeah lots of things to do out there.
Ms. Spell: Well I do like to perform magic shows for kids.
Twilight Sparkle: That's a really great idea there Ms. Spell.
Ms. Spell: It sure is. I think it's cool too.
Qin: Yeah. And it's awesome that you helped Major Glory a lot too.
Varie: I agree there.
Nico: Don't forget the rest of the Justice Friends.
Ms. Spell: I know. They are an amazing team.
Xenia: They sure are.
Qin: Yep.
Varie: Yeah they sure are.
Nicole: Yep.
Nico: So Nicole who was the bandit from yesterday?
Nicole: Some random unnamed terrorist.
Maria: Yep. No need to worry. He was already dealt with.
Leni: I thought the Superpervert Bandit was Jiraiya of the Sannin,
WE GASPED!
Me: SAY WHAT!?
Nicole: Okay you heard what Leni said. Yes it was Jiraiya of the Sannin. But I found this on him.
She gave me the chip on him.
Me: A Mind Control Chip and Brad Buttowski did it!? That motherfucking asswipe!
Xenia: What a jerk!
Maria: The cover story for Jiraiya's injuries was that he injured himself while jumping off a tree.
Nico: Whoa man!
Me: Boy that was crazy! But you girls did an amazing good job yesterday!
Eli: I'll say!
Lola: Yeah! (Grabs Leni by her shirt) NICE GOING LENI!
Leni: I was only speaking the truth!
Maria: But Leni you were supposed to keep that under wraps!
Me: Oh don't worry about it Maria. I have known Leni for over 7 years and she can't keep a secret.
Leni: He's right.
Nico: Honestly, did you really think you could hide the truth from Eli forever?
Eli: Not with the powers I have that can tell what the secrets are.
Leni: You're right on that.
Me: Yeah Eli can read people's thoughts.
Xenia: Yep.
Leni: Oh right.
Princess Luna: That was still an awesome adventure though.
Me: It sure was. But now I see why you wanted to have it kept under wraps. So the girls wouldn't form an angry mob and go after Jiraiya.
Nico: Yep. Good thinking.
Me: But I do have an idea there. And we'll have those girls beat the living shit out of Brad.
Lincoln: I like it.
Nico: Good idea. We'll use him as Humiliation Fodder.
Maria: At least we did a good job hiding the truth from you guys last night.
Eli: You did but to me I knew it was that.
Maria: Yeah.
Then we heard barking and we saw a Finnish Lapphund coming at us.
Me: Hey a Finnish Lapphund.
Nico: Oh she is cute!
She came over to Nico and was licking him all over his face.
Nico: (LAUGHS) You are such a good doggie!
Laney: She is so cute.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: Want to come with us?
Finnish Lapphund: (In a girls voice) (Finnish Accent) I would like that Nico.
Nico: Wait that voice! Kaarina Heikkinen?
Finnish Lapphund: That's right.
Me: Wow you're one of the Scandinavian Animal Sanctuary Owners.
Finnish Lapphund: That's right.
Nico: How did Dr. Kozak lose sight of so many captive dogs?
Finnish Lapphund: They escaped at the same time Shaggy did.
Me: He sure didn't keep an eye on his subjects did he?
Finnish Lapphund: Nope.
Fluttershy: What kinds of animals do you have in your family's sanctuary?
Finnish Lapphund: We have big bears, lynx, wolverines, all the animals you usually find up where I'm from.
Nico: That is cool.
Allenby: And also Finland is where me and Jared met.
Me: You would love hearing all about the story of how my son and Allenby met.
Finnish Lapphund: I'm sure I would. But I think Milo has something to say.
Me: Oh right lets see what he has for us and then revert you back later.
Finnish Lapphund: Okay.
Milo: Guys! Thank goodness you made it!
Me: Milo what's wrong?
Milo: It's Kida! She went completely nuts! She turned into Twisted Kida!
WE GASPED!
Me: OH NO!
Eli: Oh man! This is not good!
Nico: I remember seeing how dangerous she was like that!
Camie: What happened to her?
Me: The story went like this.
I told them what happened.
As the Atlantis Discovery Team were saying their goodbyes and loading up their ship to return to the surface, Kida passed out while talking to Audrey. Milo and Dr. Sweet, as well as the rest of the crew, rush to her aid. They take her to the throne room and lay her down. Dr. Sweet proceeds to examine her but is unable to determine what could of caused her to lose consciousness. Suddenly, Kida's eyes open and glow an eerie blue light. Everyone stepped back as she rose to her feet. Her skin began to crack and peel and the eerie blue light began to radiate from the cracks. Milo ran to her but was knocked back by the energy surging from her body. He quickly retrieves the Shepherd's Journal and flips through it frantically trying to find what could possibly be happening to Kida. Milo froze in horror as he found a passage that contained the answer. The answer he wished wasn't true. Kida had been exposed to the power of the crystal for too long. The crystal was draining her of her life. And according to the journal, the crystal will continue to drain the host until there's nothing left, unless another life is sacrificed in its stead. The crew thought they contained the threat but it only subsided, taking over Kida from the inside. The crystal needed more life force and was drastically draining Kida of hers. She dropped to the ground and began coughing up blood. A couple Atlantian guards rushed to her side to assist her. As they helped her up, she threw one of the guards into the water. The other guard tried to restrain her, but she was too powerful. She turned and bit the guard and proceeded to devour his body. As she ate, the remnants of the guard's body withered and turned to dust. Kida looked at Milo and his team as they stared on in horror. She slowly picked herself up. Her eyes met Milo's and they began to glow more intensely. Milo and his team began to inch backwards as he tried to reason with her and calm her down. Kida let out a chilling growl as blood continued to drip from her mouth.
When it was done they gasped in sheer horror!
Maria: How the Hell did this happen?!
Nico: Remember seeing this happen in Allie's Babysitting adventure?
Laney: I remember that! That was awful seeing her like that!
Camie: What happened?
Laney went over what happened during that time in chapter 713
The Simulator activated and they saw the entirety of Atlantis burning in fire. They gasped in horror.
Laney: Oh my gosh.
Venom: Atlantis is a lot darker then the last time we were here.
Gwen: What happened here?
Venom: We got a very bad feeling about this.
Rhino: I got that feeling too man.
Olga: This is not good. I feel a very powerful energy signal coming from the castle.
Laney: Me too. Lets go.
They went into the castle and they saw no one anywhere.
Olga: Where is everybody?
Laney: I don't know but this isn't good.
She found the Shepherd's Journal on the floor and found a page on it with a very ominous piece of information on it. But then a figure came out and they saw that it was Kida and she had a feral appearance and her eyes were glowing light blue and her skin was cracking and she was dripping blood out of her mouth.
Venom: Kida!
Gwen: Oh man! What's happening to her?
Laney: It's the power of the Crystal of Atlantis! It's destroying her from the inside and it made her completely insane with bloodlust!
Olga: How can that happen to her?
Laney: It says so in the Shepherd's Journal. But we have to stop her! Come on!
Olga: JELLYFISH STING!
They went at her and Laney punched her in the face and kicked her in the stomach. Olga fired a powerful blast of lightning at her from jellyfish tentacles coming out of her arms and electrocuted her.
Rhino: Sorry about this, Kida. (punches Kida) William told me that you've lost control of the crystal before. But attacking innocent people crosses a line!
Venom and Rhino punched her all over the place and Gwen fired numerous blasts of fire from her hands and burned her. Gwen then used Havanian magic and removed the Crystals influence from her. She was knocked out and they saw all the citizens of Atlantis safe and sound.
They exited the simulator and they cheered wildly.
Allie: That was well done guys!
Laney: Thanks Allie. It was awesome!
Olga: It sure was. It's awesome being part Jellyfish. I have a deadly sting.
Lily: They don't call Jellyfish the Bees of the Ocean for nothing.
Kida: That is definitely not something that happens to me.
Allie: No thank goodness.
Camie: Whoa man!
Lana: That was brutal!
Laney: Yeah it sure was!
Lily: But we saved her from herself back then.
Laney: Yeah!
Lincoln: Oh man, I can't believe Twisted Kida's back for more. But, just like with Twisted Rapunzel, we're going to save her. But, this is going to be one awesome fight, not only are we going to cure Twisted Kida, but I sensed it. Princess Luna, just like Twilight, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Starlight, Sunset, and Princess Celestia, you're also going to transform into your most powerful and ultimate transformation, just like when J.D. and I ascended.
Princess Luna: Indeed, and after what we heard about what happened to her, I want to save her from this cruel fate.
Me: We're going to do just that, Princess Luna.
Nico: You got that right.
Eli: I agree. This is horrible this happened to her!
Lincoln: We'd put her down two times long ago, now, we're going to save her and restore her to her normal self. (Senses for Twisted Kida) Aha, caught you! She's in the Crystal Chamber. But heads up, gang, Pablo and Anderson have sent more musclebound thugs at us again!
Anna Anyanova: (GROWLS) I'M GONNA BEAT THOSE TWO STUPID BUTTFACES INTO A BLOODY PULP WHEN WE GET BACK!
Lincoln: Easy, Anna. I got this.
Lincoln concentrated on Pablo and Anderson's army of armed musclebound thugs, and then, waves of red energy came right out of them and they screamed in agonizing pain, and the waves of red energy then flowed into Lincoln and he was getting stronger and stronger and stronger still, and as soon as Lincoln was done, the thugs were all drained of all their energy and were left as desiccated corpses drained of their life forces, muscle mass, virility, and strength, and he sent them to The Black Gates. Then, we set our sights on Twisted Kida.
Me: Nice one! Lets go!
Maria: I meant how the Hell did she become Twisted again?!
Nico: I have no idea!
Then my Dark Orb detector went off.
Me: Dark Orb. That did it!
Qin: Uh oh!
Xenia: Lets go!
We went to the Crystal Chamber and felt an amazing and powerful energy.
Me: Whoa I feel the energy.
Nico: Keep an eye out for her.
Eli: Be careful guys. When she is like this there's no telling what she is capable of doing.
We kept our eyes peeled.
Nico: Come out come out wherever you are.
Lola: Oh boy.
Me: Better go wolf for this! KIBAL LETS HOWL!
(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)
I turned into WOLF MOON 🌙!
Me: (HOWLS)
I was ready!
Nico heard something move and turned around to see Maria.
Maria: Relax! It's just me!
Nico: Oh sorry.
Me: (Sniffs) I can smell her.
Dinobot: (Sniffs) Wait! I detect a scent. Mmm Vile Corruption. And a whiff of festering blood and energy and purification in the air.
Rattrap: So I had a limburger sandwich for lunch. Ha. I'm a rat. Give me a break.
Dinobot: Mmm I have been uncomfortably aware of your stench for the past hour Vermin. This is something else. (Sniffs) Something over… THERE!
We saw a glowing figure.
Twisted Kida was growling like a feral animal looking for more prey. Suddenly, the spirits of the Past Kings of Atlantis appeared out of nowhere as they flew around the place and they fire blasts of energy at Twisted Kida and she was hit badly. Then, the spirits converged and they crashed onto the ground as a Thunderbird screech and Phoenix cry was heard and we appeared, and when she saw us again, she was enraged.
Twisted Kida: (ROARS)
Nico: She's just as vicious as when we dealt with her in the past.
Lincoln: This was due to the power of The Crystal, we've got to cure her of it.
Me: It made her completely feral.
We saw the Dark Orb imbedded in her chest!
Nico: Can she even talk?
Gwen: No when she was like this she was a completely feral wild animal.
Qin: Oh boy.
Lola: Not good.
Me: Either way we got to subdue her!
I had my scythe fire blades of blue fire and blasted her all over.
Me: Sorry we have to do this Kida but it's for your own good!
Lola: YEAH!
Suddenly, Princess Luna's eyes turned neon midnight blue and she was surrounded by a midnight blue energy aura with crescent moons, stars, moonlight, magic, and Alicorns, she unholstered her Princess Luna's Midnight Dark Moon Alicorn Greatsword of Magical Midnight Dark Moon Dreams and Darkness Moonlight Justice, and as she approached Twisted Kida, she left midnight blue energy, crescent moons, stars, moonlight, magic, and Alicorns with every step.
Princess Luna: Kida, I can get why you became this creature who must feed in order to stay alive, but still, this doesn't make it okay for you to start taking other innocent lives because of what happened to you. However, you are not going to die again, this time, you shall be saved from the monster that you've become.
Suddenly, Princess Luna was surrounded by a massive vortex of midnight blue energy with crescent moons, stars, moonlight, and magic surrounding it, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and the moon was shining down, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Princess Luna emerged, but she was changed forever.
Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln Loud's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, The Unity Crystals fired a beam of light into Princess Luna's Midnight Dark Moon Alicorn Greatsword of Magical Midnight Dark Moon Dreams and Darkness Moonlight Justice, and then, her massive greatsword glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of midnight blue energy with crescent moons, stars, moonlight, and magic surrounding it, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and the moon was shining down, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix was A MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HER AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!
THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO PRINCESS LUNA! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, PRINCESS LUNA EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!
(CHILDREN OF THE NIGHT BY PRINCESS LUNA PLAYS)
Princess Luna grew from 7'4" to 7'9" in height, she has weighted gold bands over the weighted gold yellow bands on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large midnight blue orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has navy blue highlights in the bangs of her midnight blue hair with stars, she has neon midnight blue eyes and a midnight blue energy aura with crescent moons, stars, moonlight, magic, and Alicorns surrounding her, she has an Alicorn with the Full Moon on its horn emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with midnight blue iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with midnight blue gems for eyes and the Moon and Eternity Kanji in its hooves, she has on her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with midnight blue gems embedded on the gold crescent moons and midnight blue crystals and her Element of Harmony in the center and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is an Alicorn with midnight blue gems for eyes and holding the Moon and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves for the pendant and white and gold choker collar on her neck. Princess Luna has on a long sleeveless midnight blue dress with her cutie mark, stars of the night sky, and midnight blue phoenix on it, midnight blue shoes with her cutie mark for shoe buckles, and sleeveless long white trenchcoat with stars of the night sky, crescent moons, and darkness on the coattails, and on the back is an Alicorn on the back surrounded by stars of the night sky and right on top of its horn is her cutie mark and the symbol of the Dark Skylanders. Suddenly, Princess Luna felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive midnight blue angel wings with blue tips on the large midnight blue feathers with stars and moonlight falling from the tips grew much bigger for her new body, along with her midnight blue tail. Princess Luna has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large midnight blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has her cutie mark on her right shoulder and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Princess Luna's massive Princess Luna's Midnight Dark Moon Alicorn Greatsword of Magical Midnight Dark Moon Dreams and Darkness Moonlight Justice and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of midnight blue energy, crescent moons, moonlight, and magic, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Princess Luna's Eternal Dream Midnight Dark Moon Alicorn Greatsword of Magical Midnight Dark Moon Dreams and Darkness Moonlight Justice, it's a brand-new greatsword with embedded midnight blue gems and her cutie mark, stars, and crescent moons etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large midnight blue Alicorn heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and large midnight blue gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large midnight Alicorn heads with midnight blue gems for eyes and on the bottom of the Alicorn heads is a unicorn head with blue gems for eyes and a large midnight blue gem in its mouth for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with midnight blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left gold Bracer, her gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle and blue gems for the eyes and a large midnight blue gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a midnight blue kanji below the Alicorn that said, "Princess Luna, Alicorn Princess of The Night and The Dark Skylanders, Loving Daughter of Queen Galaxia and King Cosmos, Member of The Redemption Squad, Protector and Guardian of Dreams and The Night, Loving Younger Sister of Princess Celestia, Loving Mother of Snowdrop and The Children of The Night, Archenemy of Hades Beast Spectre, Destroyer of Nightmare Moon, The Doomsday Twenty-Three, and Queen Opaline Arcana, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, and Master of The Night, Dreams, and Moonlight Magic"
プリンセス・ルナ、夜のアリコーン・プリンセスとダーク・スカイランダーズ、ギャラクシア女王とキング・コスモスの愛する娘、償還部隊のメンバー、夢と夜の守護者であり守護者、プリンセス・セレスティアの愛する妹、スノードロップとザ・ダーク・スカイランダーズの愛する母夜の子供たち、冥府の宿敵ビースト・スペクター、ナイトメア・ムーンの破壊者、終末二十三、そしてクイーン・オパリン・アルカナ、エクエストリア、ポニービル、カンタロットの擁護者、友情テーブル騎士団のメンバー、そして夜のマスター、夢、そして月光魔法
Suddenly, Princess Luna's immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!
Princess Luna has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-MOON ALICORN PRINCESS-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA EQUESTRIAN MOON LUNAR MAGIC MOON DARK SKYLANDER ROYAL ALICORN ANGEL OF DIVINE EQUESTRIAN MOON LUNAR MAGIC MOON DARK SKYLANDER ROYAL ALICORN ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE EQUESTRIAN MOON LUNAR MAGIC MOON DARK SKYLANDER ROYAL ALICORN ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Princess Luna's Super Angel-Moon Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Twisted Kida saw it, she went absolutely and completely crazy and ran at Princess Luna to kill her, but Princess Luna fired a massive barrage of midnight blue energy, stars, moons, moonlight, magic, and Alicorns at Twisted Kida, and it hit her and sent her flying into a wall, and he also got burned badly by the power of The Equestrian Moon Princess, she got back up, but now, she was really furious and even more insanely pissed off.
Nico: (TRULY AMAZED) Whoa...!
Me: (TRULY AMAZED) Incredible...!
Lincoln: (TRULY AMAZED BEYOND IMAGINATION) That's so awesome! Princess Luna's transformed into her Super Angel-Moon Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and now, we must save Twisted Kida from what happened to her.
Princess Luna: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious Dark Skylander Elemental Royal Moon Magic Alicorn Princess Angel and Divine Harmonious Magic Dark Skylander Elemental Royal Moon Magic Alicorn Princess Angel Love) That is correct. We must save her from the Crystal's power and restore her humanity.
Twisted Kida roared in Princess Luna's face.
Princess Luna: When was the last time you brushed your teeth. Your breath smells like blood.
Nico: Ew!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Princess Luna, and so did we as we unholster our weapons and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Just hang on, Twisted Kida, we will save you from this fate Rourke had done unto you for his selfish greed.
Nico: Lets do it!
We went at her and I fired waves of blue fire and blasted her all over!
Qin: Take this!
She fired waves of fire and blasted her!
Twisted Kida pounced on Nico.
She roared ferociously in his face.
Nico: YUCK!
Just as she was about to stab Nico he used an afterimage and teleported and then formed a stop sign and bashed her on the head with it and sent her crashing into the wall and I fired waves of blue fire and smashed her all over with it.
Princess Luna and Lincoln went after Twisted Kida, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, midnight blue energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Twisted Kida and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Then, they attacked her with their massive greatswords leaving scars on her, and Lincoln left many more with his claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Princess Luna attacked her with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they were mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really really really driving Twisted Kida madder than ever.
Twisted Kida: (ROARS WITH FERAL RAGE)
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) The Crystal's power and that Dark Orb has driven you too far into madness, but this ends here and now.
Twisted Kida then grabbed Lincoln, intending on eating him alive.
Lincoln: Sorry but I'm not on the menu!
Lincoln flared up an aura of lightning and sent her flying.
Lincoln: Lets end this!
Princess Luna: Right. Now, it's time to end this nightmare for good.
Princess Luna and Lincoln made two midnight blue energy balls with stars, moonlight, crescent moons, magic, and Alicorns surrounding them. Twisted Kida saw it, and she ran at them with anger and rage.
Princess Luna and Lincoln: EQUESTRIAN ROYAL MOON HUMANITY RESTORATION!
Princess Luna and Lincoln fire the two midnight blue energy balls with stars, moonlight, crescent moons, magic, and Alicorns surrounding them and they hit Twisted Kida, and they started to restore Twisted Kida to normal as her skin was restored to normal, the crystal's power restored to the statues of The Past Kings of Atlantis and the dark orb was destroyed, and the light and life was restored in her eyes: she was restored to normal.
We all cheered wildly for what Princess Luna and Lincoln did to Twisted Kida as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down, and Princess Luna's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, longer midnight blue tail, and massive midnight blue angel wings are permanent.
Suddenly, Princess Luna felt wobbly and almost fainted, but Lincoln caught her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms.
Lincoln: Are you okay, Princess Luna?
Princess Luna: I'm a little dizzy, but I'm okay.
Me: Now, you know how we felt when we went through that, but that was so awesome! You and Lincoln defeated Twisted Kida.
Nico: And that combo you guys used on her literally restored her humanity and restored her to normal, that was so awesome.
Princess Luna: The Crystal's power was rapidly killing her and that Dark Orb was speeding it up, and we had to do something before it was too late.
Lincoln: And we saved her just in time. But, still, what happened to Twisted Kida, this was Rourke's doing: his greed almost destroyed Atlantis.
Me: I know, and that really pissed us all off.
Eli: Me too!
Nico: Same here. He was willing to destroy an entire ancient civilization and all for his greed, this is just proof that Greed is the deadliest of The Seven Deadly Sins.
Lincoln: Yep. In fact, let me take care of Rourke should he dare come back.
Lincoln fired an energy card from his massive greatsword and he chanted an incantation that pulled Rourke's soul into it and he was imprisoned inside it. Suddenly, the Judgement Kanji appeared on his forehead, and he was found guilty for his crimes and sent to The Black Gates.
Eli: Whoa.
Nico: You got that right. The last time Lincoln did that was when he banished the souls of Hawk and Hank, Ophelia Shroud, and Abby Sanchez to The Black Gates last year.
Lincoln: Yep, and I used it on Rourke by firing an energy card from my massive greatsword and once that was done, I chanted an incantation that pulled Rourke's soul from Oblivion and imprisoned him in it.
Me: That's proof of how much your skills with using magic and casting spells have expanded in just seven years.
Laney: Yeah, and you can also thank his many Guardian Angels who are experts at magic as well.
Nico: Yeah!
Kida got up.
Kida: (GROANS) I have got the worst ever headache.
Milo: Kida? Are you all right?
Kida: Milo? What happened?
Milo: It's a really ugly story.
Me: It's a really nasty one.
Nico: You almost eat Lincoln alive.
Me: You had a dark orb imbedded in you and it made you into Twisted Kida.
Qin: Yeah. And you almost stabbed Nico and nearly ate Lincoln alive.
Kida gasped!
Me: But Princess Luna and Lincoln saved you and restored you.
Kida: Oh. Thank goodness.
Laney: We're glad you're okay.
Eli: Yeah same here.
Kida: You saved my life guys. I owe you big time.
Kida: I didn't demand that you guys change the past, did I?
Nico: Nope. You couldn't even talk. You just tried to kill us and that's it.
Me: Yeah it turned you totally feral. Like an absolute beast.
Kida: Oh. That is completely different.
Xenia: Yeah it sure was.
Ms. Spell: The important thing is that you are safe.
Camie: Yeah.
Finnish Lapphund: That's for sure.
Me: Yep. Okay now we can revert you back Kaarina.
Nico: Yeah.
Finnish Lapphund: I have no clothes on. I shrunk out of them when I turned into this.
Me: In that case.
I put on my Blind Man glasses.
Me: Just so you know Kaarina this is going to hurt really bad.
Nico: Yeah.
Finnish Lapphund: I'm ready.
The boys covered their eyes and I snapped my fingers and Kaarina groaned as she was reverting back. She got taller and then lost her fur and tail and then her ears and then she regained blond hair and had blue eyes.
Kaarina: (GROANS) That really hurt.
She got up but she was naked.
Kaarina: Whoa! I'm really naked.
Rarity: Don't worry darling we can fix this.
The fashion brigade moved in and gave her new clothes and she had a blue and white dress and it had the Finland Flag Map on her skirt and she had a tattoo of a Finnish Lapphund on her right arm.
Kaarina: Wow!
Varie formed a mirror and she saw herself.
Kaarina: Wow! I look amazing and I'm human again.
Eli: You sure are.
Nico: What are your favorite hobbies?
Kaarina: Making Blood Sausages.
Nico: Awesome.
Lucy Loud: Wicked.
Nico: The Goths of Darkness love Blood Sausages.
Xenia: Yep.
Camie: Yeah.
Me: Now it's time for business.
Eli: Yep and thank goodness Garfield is not with us for this one. We are battling Battling Another Nature Patty, Krabby Patty Zombie Patty (SpongeBob Squarepants Krabby Patty Creature Feature), ROTTEN KRABBY PATTY (To Love A Patty), Ultimeatum, Meatball Monster, Lasagna Monster, Ghost of Merlin and Ryugu Tamatebacco.
We gasped!
Lily: Wait I remember the Nature Patties. They were Krabby Patties made from the plants of the ocean. I ate one and it was like eating the inside of a lawnmower.
Nico: Yuck! And wait isn't the Krabby Patty Zombie Patty those Krabby Patties Sandy made?
Lily: Yep that's them.
Nico: Geez! And a Meatball monster?!
Leni: Horrible one that one is! A Giant Swedish Meatball with a Bloodcurdling Scream that grabbed Eddy in its drooling ground chuck. (Imitating Eating)
Me: (Imitating Rolf) Rolf has seen this meatball! It stalks Wilfred in the dead of night!
PIG SQUEALS HEARD
Eddy: Um... you guys aren't Lumpy and Stretch.
Me: (LAUGHS) No we're just imitating it.
Maria: (LAUGHS) Yeah Carmen learned a lot from Rolf and so did all of us.
Eddy: And I can tell Leni did from Ed.
Leni: (LAUGHS) Yeah that is totes true.
Lola: What about the Rotten Krabby Patty?
Lily: That was when SpongeBob fell in love with a Krabby Patty and that was really cute and adorable. In the end SpongeBob ate it as it turned rotten.
All of us: EW!
Me: Boy that taste and smell like puke! But the Lasagna Monster is one I would not want Garfield to see and you know how much he likes Lasagna.
Nico: No kidding and that Ultimeatum one sounds awesome.
Maria: In fact, why don't we call Garfield here?
Nico: Uhh no way Maria. A monster of Lasagna like that would scare the 9 lives out of Garfield.
Maria: You're right. Who do we call for them?
Me: Irina Infernoble, Serena Lunalight, Yumi Orophelia, Phoenix Laval, Luna Destiny and Elizabeth "The Crow" Victoria.
Nico: Cool!
Qin: Nice!
Eli: Yep and the Anothers minus Another Ryugu are all one person and bro you might like who it is.
Me: I have a feeling I will.
Maria: I'll call them in.
They came.
Serena Lunalight: Hey guys.
Luna Destiny: I would've loved for Garfield to come.
Irina Infernoble: I agree with Nico though. It would scare the nine lives out of Garfield.
Nico: Yeah.
Yumi Orophelia: (SNEEZES) (Nose dripping)
Me: Bless you.
Yumi Orophelia: Thanks.
Nico: Want some chicken soup?
Yumi Orophelia: (SNEEZES) Yes please.
Nico gave her some and she was eating it.
Kida: Boy Yumi is really sick.
Me: Yeah she has a nasty permanent common cold. She can't help it.
Yumi Orophelia: (SNEEZES) Yeah I can't help it. Also I was Another Common Cold.
Lola: Yeah.
Kida: Oh boy.
She was eating the soup.
Me: Here come the Anothers!
We saw Another Nature Patty, Krabby Patty Zombie Patty (SpongeBob Squarepants Krabby Patty Creature Feature), ROTTEN KRABBY PATTY (To Love A Patty), Ultimeatum, Meatball Monster, Lasagna Monster and Ghost of Merlin! The Lasagna Monster looked like a big piece of cheesy lasagna and it had meat hands and it had eyes on stalks and on top of it was a disembodied brain in a dome!
Maria: WHOA! I Stand corrected! That Lasagna Monster WOULD Scare the 9 Lives out of Garfield!
Irina Infernoble: I do love lasagna. But that Disembodied brain in a dome is gross!
Qin: YUCK! Hector Con Carne would not like seeing that one.
Nico: Who are you?
Another Nature Patty: (In a girls voice) J.D. knows me for this.
Me: That voice!
She reverted back and it was a girl with yellow hair and had yellow eyes and had the symbol of the Lightsworn in the middle of her forehead and had golden yellow angel wings and had yellow clothes and on her skirt was the symbol of the Lightsworn and she had in her hand a Red Bladed lightsaber like that of Count Dooku.
Me: (GASP) Lyra Lightsworn!
Qin: WHOA! Then you must be the Gene-slammer of the Lightsworn Monsters.
Lyra Lightsworn: That's right. And I am very skilled in all their powers.
Me: Yep. Also Lyra was born on the planet Serenno.
Eli: Wow that's Count Dooku's home planet.
Lyra Lightsworn: That's right and also I was taught in the ways of the Force By him as a young one before I was sent to Earth.
Nico: That is cool!
Laney: Yeah.
Nico: Who are you?
Another Nature Patty: (In a girls voice) J.D. knows me for this.
Me: That voice!
She reverted back and it was a girl with yellow hair and had yellow eyes and had the symbol of the Lightsworn in the middle of her forehead and had golden yellow angel wings and had yellow clothes and on her skirt was the symbol of the Lightsworn and she had in her hand a Red Bladed lightsaber like that of Count Dooku.
Me: (GASP) Lyra Lightsworn!
Qin: WHOA! Then you must be the Gene-slammer of the Lightsworn Monsters.
Lyra Lightsworn: That's right. And I am very skilled in all their powers.
Me: Yep. Also Lyra was born on the planet Serenno.
Eli: Wow that's Count Dooku's home planet.
Lyra Lightsworn: That's right and also I was taught in the ways of the Force By him as a young one before I was sent to Earth.
Nico: That is cool!
Laney: Yeah.
Me: Yeah it sure is.
Nico: I'm eating all of them!
Me: EW! Nico you don't want to eat the Rotten Krabby Patty. You'll get sick as a dog!
Kaarina: HEY! I resent that!
Me: Sorry.
Nico: Okay some of them.
Lana: I'll eat the Rotten Patty.
Nico: That's better.
Me: By the way Lyra is the Another Ryugu friendly or hostile?
Lyra Lightsworn: Friendly and she is a powerful and awesome swimmer.
Nico: Nice.
Girl Jordan: First lets separate you.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and was separated from the Anothers.
Lana: Lets go!
Nico ate the Another Nature Patty and was chewing grass, dirt and worms and leaves.
Nico: (GROAN) It really IS like eating the inside of a lawnmower!
Lana ate the Rotten patty!
Nico then ate the rest and we blasted the Another Ghost of Merlin and I caught the Wonder Ride Books.
Me: Nice!
Nico: (BURPS!)
Juran: You ate the zombie patty?!
Nico: Yep.
Me: Don't worry. Nico's powers won't let him turn into a Krabby Patty Zombie.
Nico: Yep. Besides that was a terrifying adventure.
Lily: But it lead to the formation of the Neptune Crusaders.
Lola: Yep.
Me: Now we wait for Another Ryugu.
Nico: Yep.
Hammerstrike: My kind of place.
Me: It's Atlantis and it fits for you.
Qin: Yep.
Me: Here she comes!
We saw a figure and it was ANOTHER RYUGU TAMATEBACCO!
Me: Whoa! Another Ryugu!
Lola: Wow!
Another Ryugu: (In a girls voice) Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: (GASP) That voice.
She reverted back and it was a girl with red hair and blue clothes and had an oarfish on her skirt and she had a Macuahuitl club in her hands.
Me: (GASP) Olivia Regalecidae.
Olivia Regalecidae: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here. Olivia is a marine biologist and an amazing cat burglar too. She also comes from a long line of master thieves herself and she also is the gene-slammer of the Oarfish.
Ryugu: Wow! That is cool! I'm an oarfish monster myself and also I'm a thief and an Aquatic monster too.
Nico: That is awesome!
Kaito: (gets out Zyuranger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything
Zocks: (Gets out Jetman gear) Because we can grant it instead.
Kaito got a Mighty Morphin Sword and Zocks got a Jetman sword!
Olivia Regalecidae: He didn't promise anything. He saw me glancing over to his safe of jewels and knew I was going to swipe it so he sent me on my way.
Me: Boy he knew a master thief when he saw one.
Qin: Yep.
Mera: Sorry we have to fight like this.
Olivia Regalecidae: No worries.
She turned into ANOTHER RYUGU!
Sougo: (gets out Mighty Morphin Ridewatch) You'd get along with Kairo Yano.
Geiz: (gets out Jetman Ridewatch) Not only is he a thief too. But he also fought Ryugu before.
Sougo got TyrannoMightyMorphinArmor while Geiz got RedHawkArmor.
Annother Ryugu: I sure would get along good.
Nico: Lets bring the Oarfish Magic. (ACTIVATES RYUGU AND GHOST OF MERLIN'S RIDEWATCHES)
He fired waves of magic and energy and smashed her down.
May: Fear the dark Earth! (ACTIVATES GRAND DUKE OF OWLS AND EARTH GEARGOLEM'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired magic and earth and smashed her down.
Maria: And the strength of darkness! (ACTIVATES AMYGDALA AND JOY'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
Ms. Spell: This will be fun! (ACTIVATES GHOST OF MERLIN'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired magic blasts and smashed her down.
Me: YEAH!
Then MetalSeadramon, Yost Electro, Grand Doomer EX, Bouldergeist, Dreadtrux and Icy Angel came.
Nico: Nice team MetalSeadramon!
MetalSeadramon: Thanks Nico. It sure is cool!
Laney: Yeah!
Then a Copperajah came!
Laney: Cool!
Me: Whoa a Copperajah!
Qin: Neat!
Copperajah: (In a girls voice) (India Accent) Being a pokemon like this is really fun.
Nico: Aadarshini Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta! Wow!
Me: Wow that's a hard name to pronounce.
Nico: I know.
She reverted back and was a girl with green hair and had orange eyes and had a green and orange sari.
Aadarshini Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta: It's good to see you again Nico. I got this.
She fired waves of energy and blasted down Another Ryugu and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it and I brought Olivia over.
Xenia: YEAH!
Ms. Spell: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Aadarshini Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta: When me and Nico made the hottest ever curry for a bully and she literally exploded.
Me: She literally exploded!?
Qin: Yeah it was funny and awesome. She deserved it.
Aadarshini Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta: Yes everyone hated her for it all.
Me: Geez! Nice.
Lola: Yep.
Nico and Aadarshini hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Aadarshini Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta: Same here Nico.
We went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Brandon Skellington, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, Aquaman, Snow White, Daisuke Yamamoto, Gyro Man, and Pie Pie Mermaid are heading to Canada, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the six girls here, but we got bad news.
It appears Mike's Dark Side, Mal, has come back and he wants revenge on me for separating him from Mike years ago, but we're going to take him down and condemn him to eternal servitude in The Masters of Evil.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Canada, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the six girls here, but we got bad news that you're not going to like, J.D. It appears Mike's Dark Side, Mal, has come back and he wants revenge on you for separating him from Mike years ago.
I gasped.
Me: Mal's come back?! Oh man, I thought I made sure that parasite was gone for good.
Nico: I remembered Mike telling me about this guy.
Lincoln: Yeah, and Duncan knew about him when he was in Juvie, and Mal is bad to the bone!
Nico: Damn!
Lincoln: But, we're going to take him down and condemn him to eternal servitude in The Masters of Evil.
Aquaman: That's an excellent idea, Lincoln. Now, we must hurry before that malevolent monster dares to come after us.
Suddenly, we saw a beautiful and super sexy girl with long red hair and green hairband, blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful white angel wings, she's dressed in a green coat with a coat of arms on it, white short-sleeved shirt, necklace with pearls and red gem for the pendant, black pants, white bridal gloves, black knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with knights, swords, magic, dragons, light, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Morgan, the Enchantress of Avalon, in her right hand is The Sword of Hope, and with her are the six girls.
Red-Haired Girl: I hope I'm not too late, but I got the girls away from Mal before he could kill them.
Lincoln: No, you're not, Morgana Le Fay, you're just in time to lay the beatdown on Mal.
?: KNUDSON!
We then saw our target, Mal, and man, was he out for blood!
Sylvester: If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a sadist like him!
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: Mal enjoyed torturing and hurting innocent people to get what he wants, but we're not going to let him. Come on, gang, let's kick the stuffing out of that malevolent cretin!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice ready, Darren Arcangela, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Aquaman and his team, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Mal, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln fired a rainbow energy straitjacket that tied Mal up, and Lincoln opened up a portal that led to The Masters of Evil's HQ. Then, he picked up Mal, pointed him to the portal, and then, we saw Lincoln lift his leg up, and then...!
WHAM!
Lincoln literally kicked Mal in the butt and it sent him flying into the portal and he wound up in The Masters of Evil's HQ as it closed. We cheered as we holster our weapons and powered down.
Nico: (LAUGHS) Lincoln, that was an awesome thing you did in literally kicking Mal in the butt and sending him through the portal.
Me: That'll teach that parasite!
Lincoln: Enjoy eternal servitude in The Masters of Evil, Mal. (To Morgana Le Fay) And it's so good to see you again, Morgana Le Fay.
Morgana Le Fay: You too, Linky, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Morgana Le Fay and he hugged her, and Morgana Le Fay is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Morgana Le Fay: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know this sexy hot mama?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., this is Morgana Le Fay, Gene-Slammer of Morgan, the Enchantress of Avalon, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a very powerful wielder of light and water magic and a very powerful swordswoman and a member of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table. She trained me both in the art of swordsmanship and magic, and I became a very powerful swordsman and master of magic, and she also taught me much about the Code of Chivalry and really instilled what it means to be a true hero, to fight with both courage and honor, to protect those I love and hold dear to my heart, and never to let those with such malice and evil in their black hearts get away with their crimes. Plus, you're going to love hearing this: Plus, you're going to love hearing this: Morgana Le Fay is the descendant of Morgan Le Fay, the powerful and ambiguous enchantress from the legend of King Arthur, her early appearances in Arthurian literature do not elaborate her character beyond her role as a goddess, a fay, a witch, or a sorceress, generally benevolent and connected to Arthur as his magical savior and protector. But, in later legends, she went from good to evil.
Me: I knew it.
Melanie Artorgius: Yep, and Lincoln made her a green coat with the coat of arms of Royal Woods' Knights of The Michigan Table along with a beautiful necklace, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips after their training, and Morgana Le Fay hates that buttface, Chandler, with a very blazing passion. One day, Morgana Le Fay and Lincoln along with the rest of the Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table were having a meeting at our castle, but then, the alarm triggered, and we saw who it was that had triggered the alarm: it was Chandler, and he'd brought with him an army of musclebound thugs he hired. Morgana Le Fay and Lincoln went out there along with the rest of us, and she slays them with her greatsword. It drove that buttface into a blood-crazed fury, but before he could get after us, Lincoln and Morgana Le Fay fired chains of dark magic which bound those buttface and tied him up. Lincoln called his family and his sisters and told them of what that buttface tried to do to him, and needless to say, everyone wanted his head on a pike! But Lincoln wasn't surprised, Chandler tried to kill him many times in the past, but in the end, his plan failed, and we called the cops and he along with his goons were sent to jail, and to make sure that they didn't try to get revenge, Morgana and Lincoln casted a spell to prevent those buttfaces from coming back because messing with the descendant of Morgan Le Fay and one of the members of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table will have dire and disastrous consequences.
Nico: That Dark Chandler is such a murderous asshole! How were you all able to even put up with him?!
Lincoln: We couldn't, he always found ways to try and cause trouble and make us miserable or kill us.
Me: And more than too often, he's had the daylights beaten out of him.
Lori: We'd literally had it with that little monster, wherever he went, trouble was sure to start.
Lincoln: And more than too often, he's tried to kill me and the same went with his goons, Artie and Trent. But, we should be glad that Dark Chandler's in The Black Gates forever, and Artie and Trent are now in The Charon Reform School for life, and now that you're here, Morgana.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Morgana Le Fay in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Morgana Le Fay: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Morgana Le Fay's neck with green gems on the gold lightning bolts and green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Morgana Le Fay: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Morgana Le Fay.
Morgana Le Fay had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her, and he leaned down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them, then, we went up to the six girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, they immediately recognized them. The six girls are Akiho Yamabuki, Clariss, Izumi Hayashii, Machiko Yokokawa, Mayumi Shimizu, and Otome Iwamoto from Plastic Honeymoon.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Akiho Yamabuki, Clariss, Izumi Hayashii, Machiko Yokokawa, Mayumi Shimizu, and Otome Iwamoto from Plastic Honeymoon.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Akiho Yamabuki: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Akiho Yamabuki and the other five girls saw who it was that saved them from Mike's Dark Side, Mal, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white choker collar with gold accents and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura around him.
Akiho Yamabuki: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Lincoln made five clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Akiho Yamabuki: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Akiho Yamabuki, Clariss, Izumi Hayashii, Machiko Yokokawa, Mayumi Shimizu, and Otome Iwamoto with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The World Tree Estate and the rest of the team was shocked to find out the villain we went after was Mike's Dark Side, Mal, who came back wanting revenge on me for separating him from Mike years ago.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did in laying quite a brutal beatdown on that asshole, and then, Lincoln tying him up and literally kicking his butt into the portal that led to The Masters of Evil's HQ, everyone cheered as they hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him and he had steam whistling from his ears. Lincoln and Morgana Le Fay have a lot of catching up to do now that she's back in town.
Maria: I can't believe Mike's Dark Side, Mal, came back! I thought J.D. got rid of that parasite long ago!
Lincoln: He did, but he came back for revenge. That monster was nothing more than evil incarnate and always desired one thing: revenge.
Duncan: Well, now he's condemned to eternal servitude to The Masters of Evil.
Lincoln then put the Hinon's Vengeance Curse on Mal to make sure he's kept an eye on.
Lincoln: There we go. I also made sure to put The Hinon's Vengeance Curse on Mal, if he steps out of line, he'll die and he'll be banished to The Black Gates forever.
Nico: Nice one.
Me: Max had already proven himself, but Mal, he's got a long way to go, and he still has to answer for everything he put Mike and everyone else through during the first Total Drama competition years ago.
Gwen (Total Drama): Vypra will keep him on a leash, and with Lincoln's curse also on him, he's on thin ice.
After taking down Mal, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Morgana Le Fay saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Morgana Le Fay: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Morgana, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Morgana Le Fay: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Morgana Le Fay: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Nico: Yep. So, Morgana, what memories did you have with Lincoln?
Morgana Le Fay: Oh man, I was hoping you'd ask that. Well, this one time, Lincoln and I along with the rest of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table were riding out on patrol looking for any sign of trouble and we also had the rest of his Guardian Angels with him. Suddenly, we heard the sound of angry bellowing and the smell of sewage in the air, and we saw who it was coming after us: it was Chandler, Royal Woods' murderous bully and sewage asshole, and he had a massive army of thugs with him and he was out to kill Lincoln again, that set us off. We rode out there and we'd slain every last one of the thugs, then, we turned our attention to Chandler, and we brutally thrashed him. Then, Lincoln chained him up with chains of light and we brought him before the rest of his family, and after we told and showed them all everything, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, and Mr. and Mrs. Loud were absolutely livid at Chandler once again, and Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, and Mr. and Mrs. Loud all pounced on Chandler, and they brutally beat his butt into the ground.
Nico: Jeez.
Lincoln: Then, we called the cops and they immediately cuffed Chandler after we tied him up in an energy straitjacket, and they loaded him up in the police car and he was bellowing in anger again.
Ellie Elsher: But, then, we proceeded to flip him the bird and some of us even pulled a double hander and that really set that asswipe off and he bellowed with even more anger as the car drove off to take him back to prison.
Raven Ghostrick: We were really getting sick and tired of that asshole always running loose and trying to kill Lincoln, but we always put him down like the idiot that he is.
Me: He was nothing more than trouble and he can never ever be forgiven.
Nico: Yeah, and when he broke loose and caused havoc in Chang An, it was the last straw that broke our backs!
Selene Emperyous: And Lily the Mermaid transformed on that day, and she and Lincoln sent him to The Black Gates forever, he deserved it.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Angelica, Darli Dagger, Rera, Saya, Wu-Ruixiang, Mina Majikina, Rimururu, Mikoto, Suzu, and Rinka Yoshino are heading to Sirena Beach.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Angelica, Darli Dagger, Rera, Saya, Wu-Ruixiang, Mina Majikina, Rimururu, Mikoto, Suzu, and Rinka Yoshino are dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Angelica, Darli Dagger, Rera, Saya, Wu-Ruixiang, Mina Majikina, Rimururu, Mikoto, Suzu, and Rinka Yoshino had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Icky Vicky hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made her go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at that bitch and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of her, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that bitch has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Angelica: Whoa, so this is Sirena Beach, it truly is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Angelica, and it's perfect for our first date before Matau's mission in Rio. Shall we?
Lincoln, Angelica, Darli Dagger, Rera, Saya, Wu-Ruixiang, Mina Majikina, Rimururu, Mikoto, Suzu, and Rinka Yoshino dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, then they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Angelica, Darli Dagger, Rera, Saya, Wu-Ruixiang, Mina Majikina, Rimururu, Mikoto, Suzu, and Rinka Yoshino got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, but then, they saw hulking muscle-bound thugs hired by Icky Vicky coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he'd sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Angelica, Darli Dagger, Rera, Saya, Wu-Ruixiang, Mina Majikina, Rimururu, Mikoto, Suzu, and Rinka Yoshino and they hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Angelica, Darli Dagger, Rera, Saya, Wu-Ruixiang, Mina Majikina, Rimururu, Mikoto, Suzu, and Rinka Yoshino placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and we saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Looks like someone really had a good time at Sirena Beach, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!
Suddenly, ten Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Angelica, Darli Dagger, Rera, Saya, Wu-Ruixiang, Mina Majikina, Rimururu, Mikoto, Suzu, and Rinka Yoshino with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Angelica, Darli Dagger, Rera, Saya, Wu-Ruixiang, Mina Majikina, Rimururu, Mikoto, Suzu, and Rinka Yoshino are in your harem.
Jenna: And Icky Vicky had some nerve trying to kill them, that bitch is just making things much worse for herself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that child-despising, destructive, pure evil bitch was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and she's just making things worse for herself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Angelica, Darli Dagger, Rera, Saya, Wu-Ruixiang, Mina Majikina, Rimururu, Mikoto, Suzu, and Rinka Yoshino, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs she sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and she should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Icky Vicky scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, the bitch has officially lost her mind.
Maria: (Flips Icky Vicky the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you bubble-butt bitch!
Nico: Even after we kicked Icky Vicky's miserable hide, that bitch still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Flip, Lewis Travolta, Amy, Pablo, Anderson, Billy McLean, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
Inuyasha: Leave that to me. (YELLS AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS AT THE JERKS) SHUT YOUR HALF-WIT PIE HOLE, YOU PSYCHOPATHIC FIRE-BREATHING BITCH!
Suddenly, the Beads of Subjugation on Icky Vicky's neck and on the necks of the jerks glowed and the amplified gravity forced the jerks to faceplant on the ground, and we laughed hysterically.
Nico: Those Beads of Subjugation really are awesome!
Lincoln: And that'll be to remand them if they so much as get anymore dumb ideas again.
Timmy Turner: If Icky Vicky gets anymore of her dumb ideas, she's going to get thrown inside a pit of vipers!
Wanda: Bad idea, sport. She's more terrifying than a pit of vipers, along with the fact that she also tried to attack you with snakes she'd brought with her.
Lincoln: We'll think of some more punishments for her, we've already added on more punishments to that mutant, Flip.
At the park we were having an awesome contest.
Dripple: Oh dear. What's going on now?
Droopy: A contest where everyone eats Ghost Pepper Chicken Sandwiches.
Dripple: That is gonna be hot for them papa.
Droopy: I know they can take it.
May ate one and then she screamed and fire blasted out of her mouth!
Maria extinguished her fire.
May: Ahh! Thanks Maria.
Droopy: Should I prepare the water?
Maria: I got plenty of that.
Then I ate 10 sandwiches and I was really on fire with awesome heat.
Laney and Eli had fire blasting out of their mouths from the heat and Maria extinguished them with water.
Lola: Nice!
Nico ate 23 sandwiches and he was REALLY feeling the head.
Lola: Those are intensely hot!
Kickback: You guys gonna be okay?
Wade Ripple: (Wheezing) I love hot food.
He ate a nuclear hot sandwich and then he started Boiling!
Wade Ripple: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
We laughed!
Lola: That is funny!
Nico: (LAUGHS) YEAH!
?: Can I have some with you guys?
We saw a Dracozolt!
Me: Cool a Dracozolt!
Dracozolt: (In a girls voice) Those sandwiches look tasty.
Nico: Ida Lingdonburg! Wow!
She reverted back and was a girl with yellow hair with red clothes and had yellow angel wings.
Ida Lingdonburg: Awesome to see you again nico.
Nico: Same here.
Cliffjumper: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Ida: When me and Nico had a spicy food eating contest and I won.
Me: That is cool.
Qin: Yeah she is tough too.
Lola: I like it.
Nico: Yeah.
Nico and Ida hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Ida: Same here.
Kickback: (grins) Hey, Garfield. Maria got a photo for you from Nico's rescue!
Garfield: What is it?
Maria showed the photo and then GARFIELD SCREAMED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL AND HIS NINE LIVES JUMPED OUT OF HIM AND HE AND THE NINE LIVES JUMPED AROUND LIKE BULLETS FIRED FROM A GUN!
They came back together.
Garfield: That is crazy!
Maria: If I couldn't get you to come on the rescue, I figured I'd bring the rescue to you.
Garfield: Very funny.
Nico: I told you he would not like seeing that monster.
Qin: Yeah.
Me: Nico ate the Another Lasagna Monster.
Lola: Yep.
The previous group came.
Evil Green Ranger: Can me, Robo Roxy, Gentleman Ghost, Vreedle Brothers, Dark Spicer, Koragg, Wiggum, Chalmers, Springfield Mafia, and Key go with you guys?
Louie: Nice job yesterday, girls.
Legs: Is Jiraiya gonna be okay?
Nicole: He'll be fine. In about 4 years. Brad on the other hand? He's going to be going to hell soon.
Nico: And yes you all can come with us.
Lola: Yep. Meowth: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Arctozolt, Dracovish and Arctovish.
Lola: Cool!
Qin: Awesome!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was none other than Simone de Bastien, the 500-year-old vampire queen from Paris whom Diana had encountered during one of her missions, and now, that 500-year-old vampire has returned for revenge. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and Diana, you're not going to like it. Are you familiar with a vampire named Simone de Bastien?
Diana Lombard gasped.
Diana Lombard: I am, and I wish I wasn't. On one of my assignments in The Centre, we went to Paris and we found out that the person responsible for missing residents was none other than Simone de Bastien, a 500-year-old vampire queen who along with her lover, the vampire king, Gerard Montague, ruled a vampire clan in Paris. But, they're not like the vampires we all know, instead of biting their victims and feeding on their blood, they steal their souls turning them into vampires.
We gasped.
Nico: Jeez. So, there's a difference between the vampires we know and Simone de Bastien.
Me: Yep, but either way, she's still an evil vampire who needs to die.
Diana Lombard: Last time we faced her, she turned Martin into a vampire, but here's the thing, he's the descendant of Gerard Montague, and there was a common gene: when the binding ceremony was complete, The Gateway to The Banished Realm would open and her clan would return and plunge the world into eternal darkness.
Lincoln: Yep, she needs to die. And I'll do to her what I've done to Audrey Blade and her minions.
Elizabetha Draculana: (Romanian Accent) I hope you also consume her soul and convert the negative energy she harbored in her souls into positive energy.
Lincoln: You know me all too well, Elizabetha.
Nico: Just when we were glad to be rid of The Ghostrick Destroyers, now Simone de Bastien had to show up to cause trouble, but she'll be gotten rid of. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading to Rio to help Blue, Jewel, and their friends.
Lincoln: Nigel's time is up, and he'll soon be in for eternal servitude in The Masters of Evil, and once we get done taking down Nigel, (Deep Sapphire Eyes turn blood red) You're next, Simone de Bastien.
Elizabetha Draculana: (Romanian Accent) If that soul-sucking vampire thinks she can come back to get revenge and bring her clan back here our world, she's sorely mistaken. I can't wait to see her get turned to ashes once more!
Matau: Blu, Jewel, everyone, hang in there, we're coming.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and we headed out to Rio to help Blu, Jewel, and their friends take down Nigel, and once we got done taking down Nigel, Matau and Lincoln are going to destroy Simone de Bastien and make that 500 year old vampire queen pay for her crimes.
We were off to Rio in Brazil.
We arrived in Rio.
Me: Good old Rio.
Qin: Party capital of South America.
Xenia: Yep.
Lola: Awesome.
Evil Green Ranger: By the way, I'm up for the Power Rangers monster battle.
Robo Roxy: It's true.
Me: Sweet! Looking forward to it.
Nico: Same here.
Metal Man: Blu! Jewel! Where are you guys?
Me: Allow me.
I whistled and they came.
Blu: HEY! You guys made it!
Qin: Would miss this for anything.
Lola: Yeah!
Matau: Awesome to see you guys.
Jewel: Same here to you.
We arrived at the treehouse we built.
Nico: We want to thank you guys for helping to take down the Meta
Me: Yeah we owe you big for that.
Blu: Aw that was fun.
Jewel: It was our pleasure guys.
Lola: Yeah.
Camie: All our big day missions are really fun.
Dark Spicer: How do you guys like the treehouse?
Blu: It's awesome!
Me: We built this treehouse for this.
Sonic: It sure is nice here.
Lola: It sure is.
Fluttershy: I think it's really beautiful here.
Me: It sure is and the views of the city and the Amazon Rainforest are awesome.
Lola: They sure are.
Arpeggio: It's truly an honor to meet fellow birds.
Blu: Same to you Arpeggio.
Jewel: Yeah it sure is awesome.
Arpeggio: This is gonna be a most fun adventure.
Lola: Yep.
Wiggum: Blu, what kind of bird are you? A hawk?
Blu: No I wish! I'm a parrot.
Laney: He's a Spix's macaw and they are beautiful birds here.
Lola: They sure are.
Matau: I agree there too.
Lola: Yeah.
(DANCE OF THE SUGAR PLUM FAIRY PLAYS)
Poromon came out in a fairy costume with 3 bottles of beer.
Poromon: (to Blu, Jewel, and their friends) Hello there! I'm the beer fairy! Come to give you guys 3 bottles of beer!
Doomfenshmirtz (laughs): From one bird to another!
Blu: (LAUGHS) That is so cute!
Jewel: (LAUGHS) Poromon looks so cute like this.
Pedro (Rio): (LAUGHS) Yeah!
Blu: But Poromon we don't drink beer.
Me: I'm not really sure birds like Blu CAN drink.
Nico: Yeah.
Poromon: Hmm. You're right.
Poliwag did puppy eyes.
Fat Tony: Poliwag, that won't work.
Nico: Yeah.
Blu: What's Gotham Royal York like?
Cloud Man: It's got tons of good stuff. For humans and animals.
Nico: Yeah.
Manaphy: And tons of not good stuff. LIKE THE BLOOD AND HONEY MOVIE! (Shows trailer close to Blu's face) LOOK AT IT!
Me: Oh for fucks sake.
I calmed her down.
Nico: Long story.
Blu: Wait. Is that Pooh?!
Nico: Yeah. It's a dark version of Winnie the Pooh.
Lola: Yeah. It's not good.
Camie: Yeah.
Jewel: Is that Piglett as well?!
May: Yep. I know. He doesn't too cute here!
Nico: Yeah.
Me: Like we said, Long story.
May: Yeah
Blu: Why don't you sue the people who made this?! It's a nonviolent solution.
Key: That's not such a bad idea.
Lola: Good idea.
Me: We'll talk about that later.
Nico: Right now we have a job to do
Wendy Koopa: Has Gabi been exposed as our spy yet?
Blu: No thank goodness.
Lola: Good.
Nico: Yeah.
Chalmers: That means Apple, Raven, and the others will fight her on our way to Nigel.
Nico: Amore will have to help out with that.
Lola: Yep.
Nico: Yeah.
Ultra Humanite: I hope she doesn't mind getting bruised a bit.
Lola: Oh boy.
Nico: We'll heal her up.
Eli: Yep.
Varie: I agree.
Koragg: It's a fair and honorable fight. She won't be hurt badly by us and her poison won't affect us
Me: She's not really a Poison Dart Frog. She's actually a rare Pink Tree Frog. They are non-venomous.
Koragg: Oh big difference. But still she won't be hurt too bad.
Me: Yeah.
Catzi: I still hope she won't get too mad
Nico: Don't worry about it.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: Okay.
Octagon: Blu, you're about to see the usual battles in action.
Rhomboid: There, stuff will get blown up real good!
Nico: Yep.
Blu: Awesome! Can I join too?
Me: You sure can.
Qin: Awesome.
Maria: I'll call them in.
We got to work and then Maria called it in.
Then Condiment King, Toiletnator, Fixer, Leonard, Mr. Mittens, Xiao Fung, Gramma Stuffum, Greiger, New Wave, and Seadramon came.
Nico: Condiment King, Toiletnator, Fixer, Leonard, Mr. Mittens, Xiao Fung, Gramma Stuffum, Greiger, New Wave, and Seadramon
Blu: It really is good to see you again, Leonard.
Leonard: Same to you, Blu.
Condiment King: (laughs) I knew bringing you along was a good idea!
Toiletnator: Me too.
Nico: Yeah!
Fixer: (to Nico) We heard you fought Twisted Kida.
Nico: We sure did.
Mr. Mittens: Did she really try to eat Lincoln alive?
Me: Yep. But Lincoln stopped her.
Evil Green Ranger: This is gonna be fun guys.
Me: And I've been wanting to do this battle for a long time.
Evil Green Ranger: I sure can tell.
Me: Yeah.
Evil Green Ranger: MJ, you can join in too.
MJ: Awesome!
Lola: This will be fun.
We got the battles underway.
Leif, Camie the Mermaid, Sky, Bridge, Z, Sydney, Valentina Gruber, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Bombshell and Kickback VS Condiment King, Big Cheese, Slyther, Mucus, Void Knight, and Boomtower - Nico's rescue, Meeting Kaarina Heikkinen and Princess Luna transforming against Twisted Kida
Condiment King was first.
Condiment King: (to Leif) Nico's rescue involved Meeting Kaarina Heikkinen. And Princess Luna transforming against Twisted Kida.
Leif: She sure did. And it was awesome!
Camie: We saved her from herself and it was awesome and fun.
Sky Tate: It sure was.
Bridge Carson: Everyone had fun on that one. And Kaarina was so awesome. She is a Finnish Lapphund gene-slammer.
Z: Yeah and she is awesome as a Finnish Lapphund.
Valentina Gruber: She sure is cute as one too.
Pinkie Pie: Boy she sure is adorable.
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) She sure is awesome.
Featherweight: I agree there too.
Sprocket: Yeah that is for sure.
Condiment King: No kidding there. Lets do it!
Leif and Condiment King called out Garbador and Mr. Mime! Leif merged with Z and they formed into LEIF Z! Condiment King merged with Mucus and they formed into MUCUS SAUCE KING! Leif and group fired waves of energy, metal, gears, lightning and slime and smashed them down.
Layla, Lucy Mann, AncientMermaidmon, Ranamon, Mermaimon, Venusmon, Kabuto Riders, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, and Team Rocket VS The Toiletnator, Pooperman, Leprechaun (TTG), Another Faiz, Syren (Miraculous Ladybug), and Maria Witchblade - Battling Another Nature Patty, Krabby Patty Zombie Patty (SpongeBob Squarepants Krabby Patty Creature Feature), ROTTEN KRABBY PATTY (To Love A Patty), Ultimeatum, Meatball Monster, Lasagna Monster, Ghost of Merlin and Ryugu Tamatebacco
The Toiletnator was next.
Toiletnator: (to Layla) Nico, Layla's team, Ryugu's team, and the others did good battling Another Nature Patty, Krabby Patty Zombie Patty (SpongeBob Squarepants Krabby Patty Creature Feature), ROTTEN KRABBY PATTY (To Love A Patty), and Ultimeatum. And Another Meatball Monster, Lasagna Monster, Ghost of Merlin and Ryugu Tamatebacco as well
Layla: They sure did and it was awesome.
Lucy Mann: Nico and Lana ate the Anothers and Nico said that the Nature Patty was like eating the Inside of a Lawmower.
AncientMermaidmon: Leni and J.D. imitated Rolf and Ed when they heard that Giant Meatball monster.
They laughed!
Ranamon: (LAUGHS) That was really funny y'all.
Mermaimon: It sure was and Nico ate the Zombie Krabby Patty without turning into one.
Venusmon: That was awesome and Lana ate the Another Rotten Krabby Patty.
Soji: Lana is really awesome doing that.
Rarity: Indeed she is and that is amazing darlings.
Sweetie Belle: And the Lasagna Monster REALLY DID scare the 9 lives out of Garfield! That was funny! It was like how Stewie got scared when he saw the Robot from the Queen Album.
Gill Grunt: That was funny.
Toiletnator: That is funny And awesome! Lets do it!
Layla called out Vaporeon and Toiletnator called out Garbador and Layla and Rarity merged and formed into LARITY THE FAIRY OF JEWELED WATER! Toiletnator and Duff merged and they formed into THE SCOTTISH TOILETNATOR! Layla and group fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.
Piper Willowbrook, Kanna Bismarch, Caam, Serenity of Gusto, Universe 666 Eis Shenron, Nuova Shenron, White Heart, Peni Parker, Spiderman, Gwen Stacy, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Metal Man and Ice Man (Megaman) VS Fixer, Evil Spring Man, Robert Vance, Minions of Set, Jack The Zipper and Setsuna - Lincoln's rescue
Fixer was next.
Fixer: (to Piper) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Canada. How was it?
Piper: It was really awesome and we took down Mal, Mikey's dark side and sent him to the M.O.E.
Kanna: That was really fun and cool.
Caam: It sure was awesome.
Universe 666 Eis: That was a really awesome adventure for us.
Nuova Shenron: It sure was.
White Heart: I agree there too.
Peni Parker: Yeah that was so fun.
Gwen Stacy: It sure was.
Spiderman: I'll say!
Sunset Shimmer: That was awesome and cool.
Pipsqueak: (British accent) It was awesome and cool guys.
Sunburn: Yeah no kidding there.
Fixer: Boy that was awesome! And Mal will be kept under a tight leash. Lets do it!
Piper called Moltres and Fixer called Klinklang. Piper merged with Sunset Shimmer and they formed into SUNSET PIPER THE PHOENIX OF FORGIVENESS! Fixer merged with El Oso and they formed into EL FIXER! Piper and group fired waves of fire and smashed them down.
Lori Loud, Bisca Mulan, Mr. Krabs, Golden Locks, Crimson Chin, Catman, Wind Man, Air Man, Dust Man, Tornado Man, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Teresa and Arpeggio VS Leonard, Beagle Boys, Tech Gear Golem, Penelope Spectra, Fright Knight, and DC Catman - Meeting Morgana Le Fay, Gene-Slammer for Morgan, the Enchantress of Avalon
Leonard was next.
Leonard: (to Lori) I heard you guys met Morgana Le Fay, Gene-Slammer for Morgan, the Enchantress of Avalon. What's she like?
Lori: She is literally amazing and she is also not only the gene-slammer for Morgan, but is also the direct descendant of the sorceress Morgan Le Fay.
Bisca: She sure is and she is also just as powerful and amazing.
Mr. Krabs: Aye lass she sure is.
Golden Locks: Yeah no kidding and she is awesome.
Crimson Chin: Yeah and her story is awesome too.
Catman: It sure is everyone.
Wind Man: Boy it sure is.
Air: I agree there.
Dust Man: Same here.
Tornado Man: Boy no kidding and it's on Chandler.
Leonard: What did he do this time?
FLASHBACK
Nico: Yep. So, Morgana, what memories did you have with Lincoln?
Morgana Le Fay: Oh man, I was hoping you'd ask that. Well, this one time, Lincoln and I along with the rest of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table were riding out on patrol looking for any sign of trouble and we also had the rest of his Guardian Angels with him. Suddenly, we heard the sound of angry bellowing and the smell of sewage in the air, and we saw who it was coming after us: it was Chandler, Royal Woods' murderous bully and sewage asshole, and he had a massive army of thugs with him and he was out to kill Lincoln again, that set us off. We rode out there and we'd slain every last one of the thugs, then, we turned our attention to Chandler, and we brutally thrashed him. Then, Lincoln chained him up with chains of light and we brought him before the rest of his family, and after we told and showed them all everything, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, and Mr. and Mrs. Loud were absolutely livid at Chandler once again, and Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, and Mr. and Mrs. Loud all pounced on Chandler, and they brutally beat his butt into the ground.
Nico: Jeez.
Lincoln: Then, we called the cops and they immediately cuffed Chandler after we tied him up in an energy straitjacket, and they loaded him up in the police car and he was bellowing in anger again.
Ellie Elsher: But, then, we proceeded to flip him the bird and some of us even pulled a double hander and that really set that asswipe off and he bellowed with even more anger as the car drove off to take him back to prison.
Raven Ghostrick: We were really getting sick and tired of that asshole always running loose and trying to kill Lincoln, but we always put him down like the idiot that he is.
Me: He was nothing more than trouble and he can never ever be forgiven.
Nico: Yeah, and when he broke loose and caused havoc in Chang An, it was the last straw that broke our backs!
Selene Emperyous: And Lily the Mermaid transformed on that day, and she and Lincoln sent him to The Black Gates forever, he deserved it.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Leonard: GEEZ! That Chandler when he had his dark side in him was a heartless sociopathic freak!
Rainbow Dash: Yeah no kidding there! What a jerk!
Scootaloo: If it were me I would have smashed his face in and broke his nose!
Whirlwind: Me too!
Leonard: I would turn him into dog meat! Lets do it!
Lori and Leonard called out Braviary and Emboar and Lori merged with Rainbow Dash and they formed into LORI RAINBOW! Leonard merged with Tchang Zu and they formed into TCHANG LEONARD THE DEMON PIG OF THUNDER! Lori and team fired waves of wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed them down.
CatDog, Max Mercury, Horsea, Lyra Avalon, Red Bird, Blue Birds, Jean Bison, Beast Wars Bonecrusher, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Beekeeper and Doofenshmirtz VS Mr. Mittens, Superfriends Cheetah, Yokai, Joy (Bayonetta), Kishiryuki, and Blue Birds - Us having a GHOST PEPPER CHICKEN SANDWICH EATING CONTEST IN THE PARK
Mr. Mittens was next.
Mr. Mittens: (to CatDog) You guys had a GHOST PEPPER CHICKEN SANDWICH EATING CONTEST IN THE PARK! Please tell me you two didn't have any!
Cat: We sure did and it was spicy!
Dog: Yeah fire was coming out of both of us Cat!
Max Mercury: Boy it sure was awesome and fun.
Horsea: Boy I'll say!
Lyra Avalon: Yeah it was cool.
Red Bird: I agree there too.
Blue Birds: Yeah no kidding.
Jean Bison: Everyone had a good time on that.
Bonecrusher (Beast Wars): No kidding there. It was spicy.
Fluttershy: It sure was a tasty one.
Tornado Bolt: Boy no kidding and awesome.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) It sure was tasty ja.
Stealth Elf: Yeah no kidding.
Mr. Mittens: Yeah that is for sure! Lets do it!
CatDog called out Liepard and Arcanine and Mr. Mittens called out Persian. Then CatDog merged with Fluttershy and they formed into FLUTTERCATDOG! Mr. Mittens merged with Carmen Dillo and they formed into CARMEN MITTENS! CatDog and group fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and fruit and smashed them down.
Ulrich, Blossomforth, Selene Tutankhamen, Cere Cere, Fenix, Vapwhirl, Kagura Mikazuchi (Fairy Tail), Erza Scarlet, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Flashwing, Burst Man and Cloud Man VS Xiao Fung, Evil Wing Man, Army Dillo, Loyax, Evil HERO Inferno Wing, and Movie Scarecrow - Those Ghost Pepper Chicken Sandwiches were nuclear spicy!
Xiao Fung the Demon Sorcerer of Wind was next.
Xiao Fung: (to Ulrich) Those Ghost Pepper Chicken Sandwiches were nuclear spicy! How much water was needed?
Ulrich: A LOT! We were drinking lots of water and Maria took a bite and was boiling like Wade Ripple.
Blossomforth: That was funny.
Selene Tutankhamen: It sure was and it was cool.
Cere Cere: I thought so too.
Fenix and Vapwhirl agreed.
Kagura Mikazuchi: I thought it was awesome myself.
Erza: Same here too.
Applejack: Boy those sandwiches were spicier than hot coals from a fire.
Apple Bloom: Yeah they sure were but they were tasty.
Flashwing: Yeah that was great.
Xiao Fung: That is awesome. Lets do it!
Ulrich called out his Aegislash and Xiao Fung called out Pidgeot. Ulrich merged with Samurai Jack and they formed ULJACK! Xiao Fung merged with Splitface and they formed into XIAOSPLIT! Ulrich and group fired waves of energy, earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.
Luster Dawn, Molly Molloy, Catherine Torres, Lyra Heartstrings III, Melanie Moondancer, Althea Aganad, Firesque, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Lemmy Koopa, and Wendy Koopa VS Gramma Stuffum, Rock, Filthy Phil, NES Ghidorah, NES MechaGodzilla, and Lego Thanos - Rio De Janeiro is the party capital of South America
Gramma Stuffum was next.
Gramma Stuffum: (to Luster Dawn) (German Accent) Rio De Janeiro is the party capital of South America. I heard they have great food there.
Luster Dawn: They sure do and the food and dancing and partying are so much fun!
Molly Molloy: I agree there. It's so fun.
Catherine Torres: It sure is awesome.
Lyra Heartstrings III: I agree there myself.
Melanie Moondancer: It sure is amazing.
Althea Aganad: I agree myself too.
Firesque: Yeah that is for sure.
Starlight Glimmer: I agree myself.
Cozy Glow: I love all the dancing too.
Hex: I do too.
Gramma Stuffum: Ja it sure is. Lets do it!
Luster Dawn called out Solgaleo and Gramma Stuffum called out Alcremie. Luster Dawn merged with Hitoshi and they formed into LUSTERTOSHI! Gramma Stuffum merged with Angry Hot Chicken Wing and she formed into THE ANGRY STUFFED CHICKEN! Luster and group fired waves of fire, bones, magic, stars, lightning, blood and skulls and smashed them down.
Boris, Kouta, Tharja, Celica, Clalr, Hilda, Chloe Terryington, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Clawful and Ultra Humanite VS Greiger, Tobias Whale, Bun Bun, Parasite, Estroy, and Shadow Mandy - Blu and Jewel are awesome birds
Greiger was next.
Greiger: (to Boris) Blu and Jewel are awesome birds. They shouldn't be underestimated.
Boris: No they shouldn't be.
Kouta: But they are awesome and pretty birds.
Tharja: I'll say.
Clair: No kidding.
Celica: Yeah no kidding there too.
Chloe Terryington: That is for sure.
Twilight Sparkle: It sure is awesome and cool.
Starshine Sparkle: You got that right.
Spyro: Yep.
Greiger: That is for sure. Lets do it!
Boris and Greiger called their Mega Wailord! Boris merged with Ariana Sanchez and they formed into ARIORIS! Greiger merged with Nocturna and they formed into GREITURNA! Boris and group fired waves of magic and indigo fire and smashed them down.
Maria, Mirai Cheng, Dinobot, Scorponok, Bonecrusher, Transquito, Okalani Xayavong, Xenia, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, RD Luna, and Catzi VS New Wave, Yani, Velociraptors, Aligned Scorponok, Terrashock, and Zizza - Nigel is going to be turned into FRIED CHICKEN!
New Wave was next.
New Wave: (To Maria) Nigel is going to be turned into FRIED CHICKEN!
Maria: You got that right! And I love good friend chicken!
Mirai Cheng: So do it!
Dinobot: Defeating him will be one of good honor.
Scorponok: That is for sure.
Bonecrusher: You got that right and I can't wait to smash his head in.
Transquito: Same here.
Okalani Xayavong: (Cambodian Accent) It will be awesome to pulverize him.
Xenia: That is for sure.
Princess Celestia: I think it will be good.
King Solar: Same here.
Solar Eclipsa: Yeah that is for sure there.
Amber Morning: But fighting a deranged Cockatiel like Nigel will not be easy.
Spotlight: I agree there.
New Wave: He may be a sulfur crested cockatiel but he is a villain still. Lets do it!
Maria called out her Mega Vaporeon and New Wave had a Mega Kyogre. Maria merged with Mirai and they formed into MARAIA! New Wave merged with Yani and they formed into NEW YANI! Maria and group fired waves of light and water and smashed them down.
Poromon, Caren, Poliwag, Shinichi Saruhara, Beros, Alessa Garcia, Dax Lo, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Dimitri LouSteau and Jean Bison VS Seadramon, Big Lenny, Gazimon, Victor (Spongebob), Earth Kang, and Universe 666 Salem - Lana is gonna be all over Nigel like A Rocky Mountain Wildcat for making Blu and Jewel suffer!
Seadramon was next.
Seadramon: (to Poromon) Lana is gonna be all over Nigel like A Rocky Mountain Wildcat for making Blu and Jewel suffer! Being a fellow bird yourself, I hope you help her with that.
Poromon: Oh you can count on that.
Caren: We'll unleash the horrors of The Birds on him.
Poliwag: Yeah we'll make all the birds everywhere eat him for dinner.
Shinichi: That is for sure.
Beros: Yeah it will.
Alessa Garcia: You got that right.
Dax Lo: It will be awesome and funny.
Princess Luna: That will be awesome and cool.
Moondust: It sure will.
Snowdrop: Yeah it sure will be awesome.
Gari: I'll say!
Blackout: You got that right.
Seadramon: That will be awesome to see. Lets do it!
Poromon called out Articuno and Seadramon called out Gyarados. Poromon merged with Jacqueline Eyjafjallajokull and they formed into Jacqueporo Eyjafjallajokull and Seadramon merged with Josephine and they formed into JOSEPHINE THE SEADRAMON KNIGHTESS! Poromon and group fired waves of darkness and smashed them down.
Jak VS Zombizou
Zombizou was next.
Zombizou: This will be cool.
Jak: Bring it.
He fired waves of energy and blasted her down.
Blu VS Jailbird Monster
Jailbird Monster was next.
Jailbird Monster: I'm going to love this.
Blu: Me too.
He fired waves of energy and blasted Jailbird Monster down.
Tommy Oliver VS Evil Star
Evil Star was next.
Evil Star: This will be cool.
Tommy Oliver: It sure will.
He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Marinette VS Absorbing Man
Absorbing Man was next.
Absorbing Man: I'm ready for this too.
Marinette: Me too.
Marinette fired waves of energy and smashed them down.
Tony Jones VS May Kanker
May Kanker was next.
May Kanker: I'm ready for fun.
Tony Jones: Me too!
Tony fired waves of energy and blasted her down.
Nate Adams VS Hot Rodney
Hot Rodney was next.
Hot Rodney: I have a feeling this will be fun.
Nate Adams: Me too!
He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Blade Riders, M.J. J.D. Knudson, Varie, Camie, Celica, Cassidy, Misty Tredwell, Adagio Dazzle, Sonata Dusk, Aria Blaze, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Lucy, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Evil Green Ranger
Evil Green Ranger was next.
Me: I've been looking forward to this one.
Evil Green Ranger: Boy no kidding there! This will be good.
Me: It sure will.
I unsheathed my sword.
Jason: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!
THUNDERCLAP!
Tommy Oliver: DRAGONZORD!
Zach: MASTODON!
Kimberly: PTERODACTYL!
Billy: TRICERATOPS!
Trini: SABER TOOTHED TIGER!
Jason: TYRANNOSAURUS!
They transformed and were ready.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MIGHTY MORPHIN!
They turned into the Mighty Morphin Rangers too!
Blade Riders: HENSHIN!
They transformed and were ready!
Me: Lets do it!
I teleported and me and Evil Green Ranger clashed all over the place and sparks flew all over the place!
It was like how Jack and the Scotsman clashed!
SPARKS FLEW EVERYWHERE!
He jumped back and then fired an energy wave and I fired an energy blast and the blasts collided and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
I teleported out of the smoke and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Thrashers of Nigel, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the anti-Nigel symbol etched on the 7'5" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels.
I teleported back with them and we fired energy blasts and blasted him all over.
Me: Time for the finisher!
We formed the Power Blaster!
Me: FIRE!
We fired a massive energy blast and element blast and the blasts all hit Evil Green Ranger and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
He was down.
Me: YEAH! Evil Green Ranger you have failed this world!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped and everyone cheered.
Blu: That was so fun!
Qin: It sure was!
Nico: Yeah it was!
Jean Bison: Now to pay Nigel a visit.
Leonard: You know what? I'm coming too!
Gentleman Ghost: The more, the merrier.
Nico: Sweet!
Eli: And I sense he's in that clearing where were the last time we were here.
Me: Then lets go.
Nico: Get ready Nigel, (EYES GLOW RED) Your days of tormenting Blu and Jewel are over.
We were off.
We flew and got to the clearing and we saw Gabi.
Me: Gabi. Nice to see you.
Gabi: Same here.
Me: Nigel wasn't onto you was he?
Gabi: No he wasn't.
She beckoned me and told me that he was going to finish what he started and smuggle birds of all kinds onto the black market and kill Blu and Jewel.
Me: Thanks for telling us this.
Gabi: I truly am sorry we have to do this.
Nico: Me too. But rest assured we're not fighting you.
?: That's right. We are!
We saw the EVER AFTER HIGH GIRLS!
Raven Queen: We got this. You all stop Nigel.
Me: Thanks Raven. We owe you girls.
Amore: I'll help you guys!
Raven Queen: Thanks Amore.
We went on and into the big clearing.
Chemistro came.
Nico: Thanks for coming, Chemistro.
Chemistro: No problem Nico. This will be fun.
We then saw Nigel and he was waiting. We hid.
Chemistro went over to him and Blu and Jewel were with him.
Nigel: So, you must be Chemistro.
Chemistro: Damn right I am. And you must be Nigel. Don't look very tough up close.
Nigel: Well looks can be deceiving my friend.
Chemistro: We'll see about that.
Nigel: Blu, I was wondering when I'd run into you and Jewel again. You and I have a score to settle!
Blu: That suits me fine. Except, I've got friends to back me up!
Nigel: What friends?
?: See for yourself you overgrown featherduster!
Then the spirits of the bird species of Rio De Janeiro came and they swirled around him and then converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted off above him and then a phoenix cry was heard! We came out.
Me: Nigel, you sure are ugly for a bird.
Nigel: NO ONE CALLS ME UGLY!
Me: Well I just did.
Nigel: I will turn you into bird food!
Me: Bite my big fat fucking ass!
Camie: We are here to destroy you!
Blu: These are my friends Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Ophelia Simpson: And I get to meet my archenemy. I'm Ophelia Simpson, Gene-slammer of Knight Light and I'm going to battle you.
Nigel: You're not the only ones with friends. Cogs!
An army of Cogs appeared.
Me: Cogs! Now we're talking!
I fired waves of energy and lightning and blew many of them to scrap metal!
Nico: Take that!
I fired waves of energy and blasted them all over and we were punching and smashing them.
Then the cogs put Blu, Jewel and friends in cages.
Blu, Jewel, and their friends lay defeated at the hands of the Cogs.
Nigel: I told you I was gonna get revenge on you, Blu. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Red: (headbutts a Cog) Crap! What do we do?!
Matau got an idea.
Matau: (to everyone watching) Everyone out there! Lend Blu, Jewel, and their friends your strength! They get stronger with your support! When I give the signal, share your energy with Blu, Jewel, and their friends! Okay? Ready... go!
Everyone in the audience began sharing their energy with the Blu, Jewel, and their friends. And soon, Blu found the strength to get up and bust out of the cages and smashed the Cogs down..
Blu: Sorry, Nigel. But you shouldn't count me out yet!
Blu then pecked a Cog, knocking it down.
Nigel: WHAT!?
Poromon: (Echoing) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!
He fired a wave of lightning and electrocuted Nigel all over!
Blu: Thanks for the help, everyone.
Jewel: I didn't think we'd be this popular.
Pedro: Me neither.
Nico (Rio): Well, should you guys really be complaining right now?
Rafae: I'm not.
Luiz: So, let's finish this fight!
Nico: YEAH!
Matau: Can I transform with you guys?
Tommy: Sure, Matau.
Zeo Rangers: It's Morphin Time!
Tony Jones: With This Animite, I MAGIM FUROK!
Edyn: With This Animite, I MAGIM UGGER!
Strag: With this Animite, I MAGIM FREEP!
Daisuke Yamamoto: A-ma-zon!
Kat: "Zeo Ranger 1 - Pink!"
Tanya: "Zeo Ranger 2 - Yellow!"
Rocky: "Zeo Ranger 3 - Blue!"
Adam: "Zeo Ranger 4 - Green!"
Tanya: "Zeo Ranger 5 - Red!"
Jason: "Gold Ranger Power!"
All: "Power Rangers Zeo!"
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted off behind them and they were ready!
Troy: Time to clip your wings!
Tsukasa: And ground you!
Kamen Ride: Red Hawk!
Kamen Ride: Black Condor!
Kamen Ride: Yellow Owl!
Kamen Ride: White Swan!
Kamen Ride: Blue Swallow!
Tsukasa turned into Red Hawk and Daiki summoned clones of the Jetman!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! HYPERJET SQUAD!
They turned into the Jetman too!
Maria: And this! (TURNS DIAL) BEAST FURY 6!
She summoned Beast Man, Zeru, Rampage (Beast Wars), Victor, Universe 666 Syn Shenron, Sailback Sharptooth, Beast of Bottomless Lake, and Evil Bunny!
Nico: YEAH!
Matau: Alright, I think we've had just about enough of you, Nigel!
Suddenly, Matau's yellow eyes turned neon yellow, and he was surrounded by a green and sky blue energy aura with winds, stars, Air Toa, and phoenixes, and as he approached Nigel, he left green and sky blue energy, winds, stars, Air Toa, and phoenixes with every step.
Matau: You really make me sick, Nigel, you're nothing more than a psychopathic bird who enjoys the havoc that you've wrought, and even worse, you enjoy causing pain and suffering to Blu, Jewel, and their friends! Well, I'm not going to put up with that anymore, I hope you're ready to get the stuffing beaten out of you, you flying rat with wings!
Suddenly, Matau was surrounded by a massive vortex of green and sky blue energy, winds, and stars surrounding the vortex, there are Air Toa and phoenixes flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a yellow phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Matau emerged, but he was changed forever.
(SAMBA MUSIC PLAYS)
Matau grew to 7'9" in height, he now had abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, tanned skin and green-colored chin hair, he has long green hair going down to the bottom of his neck with sky blue highlights in the bangs of his hair, he has neon yellow eyes and a green and sky blue energy aura with winds, stars, Air Toa, and phoenixes surrounding him, he has a Toa Mata of Air with the Ice Kanji in its hands emblazoned on his forehead, he has phoenix earrings with green gems for eyes and the Air and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, and he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with green gems on the gold wind gust links and sky blue crystal links and green Air Toa-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a phoenix with green gems for eyes and holding the Air and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant on his bare chest, and tattooed on Matau's now wider and more muscular back is a phoenix and a Toa Mata of Air, and they're surrounded by winds. Suddenly, Matau felt a sharp pain on his now wider and more muscular back, and then, massive green angel wings with sky blue tips on the large green feathers, sprouted out of his now wider and more muscular back. Matau has on a pair of large black pants with wind gusts on the legs, black knee-high leather combat boots, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs, and orbiting around his legs are eight large green orbs, he has on a Ring of the Phoenix with large green gem with heart-shaped gem in the center on his right ring finger and Green Lantern Corps ring on his left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in his left hand.
Suddenly, Matau's massive Destroyer of The Bohrok-Kal sword was suddenly surrounded by a massive kaleidoscope of green and sky blue energy, winds, stars, Air Toa, and phoenixes, and it also merged with his weapons, and when it emerged, it's transformed into Matau's Hurricane Wind Air Toa Greatsword of Hurricane Justice, it's a brand-new large greatsword with embedded sky blue gems and the symbol of the Air Toa and the anti-Bohrok-Kal symbol etched on the massive 7'5" massive, wide, double-edged green blade, large Air Toa heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with large green gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large Air Toa heads with yellow gems for eyes and on the bottom of The Air Toa heads is a large phoenix head with sky blue gems for eyes and large green gem in its mouth for the pommel. Matau has on his new large gold cuff Bracelets of the Champions of The Universe with green gems on his wrists, his new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a golden Air Toa head with sky blue gems for eyes and a large green gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace on his right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his left hip. There's a gold kanji below the Air Toa and phoenix that said, "Matau, Toa Mata of Air, Brother and Teammate of Tahu, Vakama, Onewa, Whenua, Matau, Nokama, Takanuva, Pohatu, Onua, Lewa, Gali, Kopaka, and Nuju, Loving Brother of Blu, Jewel, and Friends, Archenemy of Curtis Carr Also Known As Chemistro, Destroyer of Tetridax and The Bohrok-Kal, Smasher of Nigel, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Air, Air Toa, and Phoenixes"
マタウ、エアのトア・マタ、タフ、ヴァカマ、オネワ、フェヌア、マタウ、ノカマ、タカヌバ、ポハトゥ、オヌア、レワ、ガリ、コパカ、ヌジュの兄弟でありチームメイト、ブルー、ジュエル、そしてフレンズの愛する兄弟、大敵カーティス・カーは、ケミストロ、テトリダックスとボロックカルの破壊者、ナイジェルの粉砕者、悪の破壊者であり殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、無慈悲でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして空気のマスターとしても知られています、エアトーア、フェニックス
Matau has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-AIR TOA-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA HURRICANE FORCE WIND AIR TOA ANGEL OF DIVINE HURRICANE FORCE WIND AIR TOA ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE HURRICANE FORCE WIND AIR TOA ANGEL WILL!
We were amazed by Matau's Super Angel-Air Toa-Phoenix-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Nigel saw it, he went mad with rage and charged at him with the hopes of slitting his throat with his talons, but Matau fired a massive barrage of green and sky blue energy, winds, Air Toa, and phoenixes at Nigel, and they exploded as they hit him and sent him right into a tree, Nigel got back up, but this really angered him now.
Blu: Whoa, so that's...?!
Matau: (Divine Godly Cosmic Voice of The Hurricane Force Air Toa Angel and Divine Hurricane Force Wind Air Toa Will) This is only my Phase 1 transformation to deal with that crazy bird, Nigel, my Phase 2 transformation's coming up soon, and it's against one of the enemies of Lincoln's future wives.
Diana Lombard explained to Blu, Jewel, and their friends about Simone de Bastien, the 500-year-old vampire and her crimes, and they were shocked as soon as she was finished.
Jewel: Jeez, she's bad news. Wait, I think I remembered seeing her here in Rio, she had a black orb inside her hand.
Lincoln: Dark Orb, figures. But, that Dark Orb is also...!
Diana Lombard: You're right, it's protecting her from the sun. She knew of what happened last time we dealt with her, but we'll be ready for her.
Blu: Not only that, but while she was here, she'd stolen the souls of some of the people here.
Suddenly, we saw an army of people heading for us: but we saw that they were vampires, and that was proof that Simone de Bastien had stolen their souls and turned them into vampires.
Lincoln: Okay, now she's really done it. SOUL RESTORATION!
Lincoln fired a massive rainbow energy blast, and it headed for Simone de Bastien, and when it hit her, a blast of souls escaped from her mouth and they went back into her victims restoring them to normal, and this also angered Simone de Bastien.
Nico: Nice one, Lincoln. But, you do realize you just pissed her off even more.
Lincoln: Like I even care what she's feeling, we've put down a lot of evil vampires in the past, and Simone de Bastien has made a huge mistake crossing us.
Me: A mistake she's going to pay with her undead life.
M.O.M.: She clearly has no idea of what's coming for her, but luckily, she didn't come after Martin and Java.
Diana Lombard: She didn't. But, we'll be heading for Torrington Academy sooner than expected, I just hope Martin doesn't do anything to make a fool of himself again, or dealing with me will be the least of his worries.
Jenni Anderson: Especially since Lincoln's sisters will come to his defense. I swear if he thinks of trying to make a fool of himself or start any trouble again, he's going to get it!
Kairi Yano: Here's an advance notice-
Dark Spicer: Your ass is about to be kicked!
Maxxor: By the authority of the Tribal Alliance-
Keiichiro: We're taking you down by force!
Me: And we're going to kick your big ugly fucking ass!
We went at the Cogs and Nigel and bashed and smashed the Cogs all over and Matau and Ophelia bashed and blasted Nigel and Blu and Jewel blasted him all over!
Lana then WENT FULL OUT WILDCAT AND SHE WENT APESHIT ON NIGEL! SHE BASHED AND PULVERIZED HIM ALL OVER THE PLACE LIKE A BRUTAL WILDCAT!
Lana: (PRIMAL VOICE) YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT MADE ME WILD? WANT TO KNOW WHAT MADE ME WILD!? THEY CALLED MY NAME IN BANK NIGHT AND I WASN'T THERE! (LAUGHS AND ROARS CRAZILY AND STUPIDLY)
She was bashing and smashing him all over!
Jak: (gets out Zombizou's Amazon Weapon) I don't mean to sound weird. But, it's time for a kiss!
He slashed him all over and even had the hammer of Zombizou kiss him full on the beak!
Jewel" (gets out Bird Dopant's Amazon Weapon) This is from me, Nigel!
She got out a Bird Hammer and smashed him on his head!
Rocky: (gets out Sharkyonara's Amazon Weapon) Shark Attack!
He got out a bear trap hammer and snapped it on Nigel's butt!
SNAP!
Juleka: (gets out Sloppy Joe's Amazon Weapon) Time for you to stink bad!
Juleka got out a bazooka and fired limburger cheese and smashed him all over! (FOGHORN!)
Inara: (gets out Mushroom Nezare's Amazon Weapon) Being from the Underneath, this suits me.
Inara formed her Mushroom sword and slashed Nigel all over.
Eddie Archer: (gets out Greedy Gaping Jaw's Amazon Weapon) Polly wanna smacker?!
Eddie formed a jaw hammer and bashed him and bit him!
Zeo Rangers: Zeo Blaster!
Jason Lee Scott: Golden Staff!
Daisuke Yamamoto leaps into the air and comes back down with his claws, slicing into Nigel.
SLASH!
Prince Mudeenu and Kamengareth blasted and Smashed Nigel.
Kickback, Cliffjumper, Droopy and Dripple used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Kickback's Machine Gun, Cliffjumper's Glass Gas and Droopy and Dripple's powers 100–fold.
Kickback and Droopy: TEX AVERY MACHINE GUN BARRAGE!
Cliffjumper and Dripple: TEX AVERY GLASS SHOOTER!
Fire Emblem of The Rose and Robo Roxy: FIRE EMBLEM ROSE BLAST!
Egypt Power and Gentleman Ghost: EGYPT GHOST SHOT!
Adventures of Jonny Quest and Evil Green Ranger: JONNY QUEST BLAST STORM!
Redemption of Ken Ichijouji and The Vreedle Brothers: KINDNESS AND HONESTY OF KEN BLAST!
Comedy of Goofy and Dark Spicer: ASSKICKING COMEDY GOOF BLAST!
Dragons of Light and Koragg: DRAGONS OF LIGHT AND EARTH BLAST!
Appetite of Kagura and Wiggum: APPETITE OF THE DRAGON BLAST!
Skies of Rayquaza and Chalmers: SKIES OF DELTA BLAST!
Cranes of Kung Fu and the Springfield Mafia: CRANES OF KUNG FU BLAST!
Spidermonkey Power and Key: SPIDERMONKEY KEY BLAST!
Twilight Sparkle, Thunder Sparkle, Starburst, Night Light Jr, Nyx Midnight, Scarlet Genie, Zeta "Silver" Telekinetic, Sparkle Girl, Love Charm, Tinker Sparks, Starbeam Glitter, Starshine Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Cadance, Princess Amore, Flurry Heart, Lilly Crystal, Cloud Star, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Sweetie Drops/Bon Bon, Donut Joe, Spike the Dragon, Shining Armor, Tempest Shadow, Swift Foot, Gallus the Griffin, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, Rai, Sena and Joe Shimamura: MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP BLAST!
Sunset Shimmer, Phoenix Shimmer, Sunray, Sunshine, Fire-Lion Breaker, Wild Apple-Joe, Dagger Blade, Royal Solflare, Boomer Bang, Panda Brawl, Triple Berry, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Wallflower, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, Sonata Dusk, Gusty the Great, Fire Skylanders and Jet Link: FIRESTORM OF FORGIVENESS BLAST!
Rainbow Dash, Storm Rainbow, Prism Bolt, Icy Storm, Overcast, Thunder Eagle-Hammer, Jessica Jumpstart, Air Turtle, Sharp Claws, Silverwing, Sky Blue, Lightning Dust, Scootaloo, Echo Five, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Tornado Bolt, Rumble, Magma Gloom, Spitfire, Vapor Trail, Sky Stinger, Angel Wings, Soarin, Night Glider, Wind Socks, Cloudkicker, Blossomforth, Thunderlane, Cloud Chaser, Daring Do, Derpy Hooves, Flash Magnus, Indigo Zap, Lightning Bolt, Lemon Zest, Lemon Tart, Sour Sweet, Split Face, Sunny Flare, Fire Light, Sugarcoat, Smartsweet, Frosty Orange, Velvet Sky, Smolder the Dragon, Air Skylanders and Françoise: LIGHTNING STORM OF LOYALTY!
Applejack, Thunderbird Apple, Lightning Fritter, Golden Delicious, Magnolia May, Construct-Bot, Grindcore, Beary Fagerbear, Shy Crystal, Trihorn, Armor-Hide, Apple Bloom, Api Apple, Tender Tap, Frozen Fright, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Sugar Belle, Granny Smith, Apple Rose, Goldie Delicious, Bright Mac, Pear Butter, Cheerilee, Strawberry Sunrise, Blue Raspberry, Grand Pear, Rockhoof, Cocoa Axe, Steela Oresdotter, Autumn Blaze, Coloratura, Yona the Yak, Earth Skylanders and Albert Heinrich: EARTHQUAKE OF HONESTY!
Rarity, Emerald Shine, Topaz Flare, Crystal Clarity, Radiance, King Epsilon, Frostbyte, Princess Frozen, Manta Stingray, Nova Lisa, Hammer Lad, Sweetie Belle, Pixel Bit, Kerfuffle, Thunder Terror, Button Mash, Pip-Squeak, Sassy Saddles, Sapphire Shores, Saffron Masala, Vinyl Scratch, Soundwave Speaker, Octavia Melody, Melody Song, Jet Set, Upper Crust, Fleur-De-Lis, Fancy Pants, Roseluck, Lily Valley, Daisy, Coco Pommel, March Gustysnows, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Ocellus the Changeling, Water Skylanders and Geronimo Jr.: JEWEL STORM OF GENEROSITY!
Pinkie Pie, Little Cheese, Cotton Candy, Cloudy Skies & Sugar Rush, EXA Theta, Tech-Gear, Spider-Strike, Dr. Ciel Ratchet, Omega, D.E.C.K., Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Limestone Pie, Cheese Sandwich, Three Stooges, Mr. & Mrs. Cake, Pumpkin Cake, Pound Cake, Alizarin Bubblegum, Somnambula, Silverstream the Hippogriff, Tech Skylanders and Chang Chengku: GEAR STORM OF LAUGHTER!
Fluttershy, Mirage Daffodil & Butterfly Rose, Anthea, Sphinx Moth, Primal Rage, Phyllis the Florauna & Venus the Plant, Botanica Alhelí, Rango Clay, Grassblade, Lana Croft, Lily Longsocks, Toola-Roola, Coconut Cream, Discord, Zecora, Tree Hugger, Mage Meadowbrook, Sandbar, Sweet Leaf, Life Skylanders and Pyunma: LEAF STORM OF KINDNESS!
Starlight Glimmer, Starburst Aurora, Fireheart Flame, Skull Screamer, Xavier Ghost, Nightscream "Karai" Vu~anpaiabaito, Terror-Bite Vu~anpaiabaito, Phantom, Scared Dog, Cozy Glow, Thorax, Sunburst, Trixie Lulamoon, Moony Moondancer, Starfall, Dove, Juniper Montage, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea and Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders and Sir Great Britain: SKULL STORM OF EMPATHY!
Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Sifu Xuan Oogway, Blazing Falcon, Amazone, Blossom Bloom, Robert "Rob" Leonar De Nimoy, Blade Rage, Princess Platinum, Commander Hurricane, Chancellor Puddinghead, Smart Cookie, Private Pansy, Clover the Clever, Alt. Chrysalis and Light Skylanders: SUN BURST OF LIGHT!
Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Black Alpha, Selena Raven, Gilbert-Iago the Gargoyle, Marc "Jones" Leopard, Dark Rose, Blackheart Raven, Children of The Night, Ink Rose, Moonlight Raven and Dark Skylanders: DARKNESS OF THE MOON!
They fired waves of elements and energy.
Blu, Jewel, Mane 10, Matau and Nico: RIO POWER BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Lincoln: BIRD ELEMENT STYLE: HAWK!
Entrapta: BIRD LIGHTNING STYLE: FALCON!
Perfuma: BIRD NATURE STYLE: DOVE!
Frosta: BIRD ICE STYLE: PENGUIN!
Jessica Kaios: BIRD FIRE STYLE: FINCH!
Yuna: BIRD WATER STYLE: HUMMINGBIRD!
Toph: BIRD EARTH STYLE: ALBATROSS!
Makoto: BIRD WIND STYLE: KINGBIRD!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said birds!
Lincoln and his harem: BIRD FINAL SMASH: BIRD ATTACK!
They summoned birds to attack Nigel!
Then the blasts all hit Nigel and exploded and smashed him down!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
He was smashed down.
Me: Take that!
Qin: Had enough Polly!?
Nigel: IT'S NIGEL YOU BITCH!
Nico: NO ONE CALLS QIN A BITCH!
Qin kicked him in his face and kicked him down.
Nigel: I'm not done yet!
A giant robot appeared and Nigel hopped into it.
Me: WHOA!
Nico: We're going to need Megazord power!
Zeo Rangers: Zeo Megazord!
Jason Lee Scott: Pyramidas! Warrior Wheel!
The ZEO ZORDS CAME!
Daisuke Yamamoto: I'm helping out too!
He summoned an AMAZON KAMEN RIDER ZORD!
Me: YEAH!
Nico: Awesome!
Zeo Rangers: ZEO ULTRAZORD!
They formed the Zeo Ultrazord!
Nico: FIRE!
They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Nigel and his robot and then…
EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND POWERFUL FIERY EXPLOSION!
Me: YEAH!
We got Nigel out of the rubble.
Apple White: I'm sorry we have to do this.
Gabi: No worries.
They fired waves of energy and smashed Gabi down.
Amora: What do you guys wanna do now?
We came back.
Nigel: Go on. Finish me!
Blu: Nah. You deserve a fitting punishment.
Xiao Fung: And that's being in our ranks.
Greiger: That's right.
Ophelia Simpson: Like I said you are my archenemy now.
Lincoln fired a rainbow energy straitjacket at Nigel and he was tied up and put in a cage which we'd sent to The Masters of Evil.
Blu: Never come after us again, you insane basket-case.
Nico: The party's over for you, Nigel. Awesome job, gang, we've taken down Nigel and sent him to The Masters of Evil.
Lincoln: Now, there's one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: Simone de Bastien.
?: (French Accent) You will never escape from my revenge, agents of The Centre!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large search pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the ten coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the ten large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Diana Lombard: Oh great, I knew there was no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You can come out now, Simone de Bastien.
A pale figure with long black hair, dark purple dress, claws, and red eyes came out, it was none other than Simone de Bastien, the 500-year-old vampire queen from Paris, France.
Diana Lombard: I'm surprised to see you return from the dead, Simone. I thought we made sure you would never return after you got turned to ashes.
Simone de Bastien: (French Accent) (Laughing Evilly) It was because of this Dark Orb, I was brought back from the dead, and now, I will have my revenge on you and the world will belong to me and my clan once more!
Suddenly, Matau's yellow eyes turned neon yellow, and he was surrounded by a green and sky blue energy aura with winds, stars, Air Toa, and phoenixes, and as he approached Nigel, he left green and sky blue energy, winds, stars, Air Toa, and phoenixes with every step.
Matau: You really are everything that Diana had told us about you, you're nothing more than an evil vampire out to take over the world and turn it into your kingdom of the undead. Well, there's no way we're going to let that happen. Simone de Bastien, your crimes against the world of man have gone unpunished for 500 years, and now, we will see to it that you are reduced to ashes once and for all.
Suddenly, Matau was surrounded by a massive vortex of green and sky blue energy, winds, and stars surrounding the vortex, there are Air Toa and phoenixes flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a yellow phoenix with red eyes glaring at Simone de Bastien: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Matau emerged, but he was changed forever.
Matau grew from 7'9" to 8'3" in height, his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew much bigger for his new body and he still retained his eight-pack abs, he has tanned skin and green-colored chin hair, he has long green hair going down to the bottom of his neck with sky blue highlights in the bangs of his hair, he has neon yellow eyes and a green and sky blue energy aura with winds, stars, Air Toa, and phoenixes surrounding him, he has a Toa Mata of Air with the Air Kanji in its hands emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with green iris, he has phoenix earrings with green gems for eyes and the Air and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, and he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with green gems on the gold wind gust links and sky blue crystal links and green Air Toa-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a phoenix with green gems for eyes and holding the Air and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant on his bare chest, he also has on a green version of He-Man's chest harness with sky blue gems on the green straps and large gold chest plate, Matau has on a pair of large black pants with wind gusts on the legs, black knee-high leather combat boots, large weighted gold bands on his massive biceps and thighs, and orbiting around his legs are eleven large green orbs, and tattooed on Matau's now wider and more muscular back is a phoenix and a Toa Mata of Air, and they're surrounded by the winds. Suddenly, Matau felt a sharp pain on his now wider and more muscular back, and then, his massive green angel wings with sky blue tips on the large green feathers grew much bigger for his new body. he has on a Ring of the Phoenix with large green gem with heart-shaped gem in the center on his right ring finger and Green Lantern Corps ring on his left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in his left hand.
Suddenly, Matau's massive Matau's Hurricane Wind Air Toa Greatsword of Hurricane Justice and all of the greatswords and swords he'd gotten began merging together, and they were suddenly surrounded by a massive kaleidoscope of green and sky blue energy, winds, stars, Air Toa, and phoenixes, and it also merged with his weapons, and when it emerged, it's transformed into Matau's Cosmic Hurricane Wind Air Toa Greatsword of Cosmic Hurricane Air Toa Justice, it's a brand-new large greatsword with embedded sky blue gems and the symbol of the Air Toa and the anti-Bohrok-Kal symbol etched on the massive 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged green blade, large Air Toa heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with large green gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large Air Toa heads with yellow gems for eyes and on the bottom of The Air Toa heads is a large phoenix head with sky blue gems for eyes and large green gem in its mouth for the pommel. Matau has on his new large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with green gems on his wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on his left gold Bracer, his new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a golden Air Toa head with sky blue gems for eyes and a large green gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace on his right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his left hip. There's a gold kanji below the Air Toa and phoenix that said, "Matau, Toa Mata of Air, Brother and Teammate of Tahu, Vakama, Onewa, Whenua, Matau, Nokama, Takanuva, Pohatu, Onua, Lewa, Gali, Kopaka, and Nuju, Loving Brother of Blu, Jewel, and Friends, Archenemy of Curtis Carr Also Known As Chemistro, Destroyer of Tetridax and The Bohrok-Kal, Smasher of Nigel, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Air, Air Toa, and Phoenixes"
マタウ、エアのトア・マタ、タフ、ヴァカマ、オネワ、フェヌア、マタウ、ノカマ、タカヌバ、ポハトゥ、オヌア、レワ、ガリ、コパカ、ヌジュの兄弟でありチームメイト、ブルー、ジュエル、そしてフレンズの愛する兄弟、大敵カーティス・カーは、ケミストロ、テトリダックスとボロックカルの破壊者、ナイジェルの粉砕者、悪の破壊者であり殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、無慈悲でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして空気のマスターとしても知られています、エアトーア、フェニックス
Suddenly, Matau's immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, he transformed into his most powerful and most incredible transformation ever!
Matau has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-AIR TOA-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA HURRICANE FORCE WIND AIR TOA ANGEL OF DIVINE HURRICANE FORCE WIND AIR TOA ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE HURRICANE FORCE WIND AIR TOA ANGEL WILL!
We were amazed by Matau's Super Angel-Air Toa-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Simone de Bastien saw it, she went mad and tried to claw at Matau with her claws, but Matau fired a massive barrage of green and sky blue energy, stars, winds, Air Toa, and phoenixes at Simone de Bastien, and they exploded as they hit her, she got back up, but this angered her badly to the point that she transformed into a monstrous bat creature.
Blu: Whoa, so that's...?!
Matau: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious Hurricane Force Air Toa Angel and Divine Wind Hurricane Force Air Toa Justice) Yep, this is my Phase 2 transformation, Blu. Now, then, let's put an end to this evil vampire, Lincoln.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Matau.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You may have gotten away with your crimes for 500 years, but you should've known you can't run forever. And now, it's time for you to die, you soul-sucking witch!
Matau and Lincoln went after Simone de Bastien, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, green and sky blue energy, colored flames, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spiders, whales, monkeys, hummingbirds, lizards, giants, condors, cats, llamas, dogs, snakes, spirals, wings, snakes, trees, crocodiles, herons, fish, dark dragons, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Ghouls, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Yetis, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Simone de Bastien and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Then, they attacked her with their massive greatswords leaving scars on her, and Lincoln left many more with his claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Matau also attack her with punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they smashed her all over with their immense and extremely powerful superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving the vampire really really mad.
Simone de Bastien tried to rush at them, but Lincoln ran at her first, and then, he drove his massive greatsword into her stomach and he began sucking out her vast dark powers, immense strength, and vampiric abilities, and he made them his own.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Now, for the grand finale. VAMPIRIC SOUL DRAIN!
Suddenly, all the gems embedded in the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged golden blade of his Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds suddenly began glowing blood red, and then, Lincoln began draining Simone de Bastien of all her life energy and blood, and then, Lincoln saw her soul and he consumed it as he held his left hand out and her soul went in him. Then, his rainbow energy aura flared up as he began absorbing all of her negative energy and he was getting stronger and stronger as he gained a massive power boost. When he was done and he removed his massive greatsword from her stomach, Simone de Bastien was now a withered husk, and that also caused The Dark Orb in her hand to pop out of her hand, but without it, her body eventually exploded into flames as a result. Then, Lincoln smashed The Dark Orb and we gained a power boost and with our auras protecting us, the shards didn't go into us and they were destroyed as well.
Then, an energy card with Simone de Bastien's completely drained soul imprisoned inside appeared in Lincoln's large left hand, and then, when the Judgement Kanji appeared on her forehead, she was found guilty and sent to The Black Gates. We cheered for what Matau and Lincoln did as they holster their massive greatswords and powered down, and Matau's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, and massive green angel wings are permanent.
Matau: That should do it.
Lincoln: Yep, now we're rid of Simone de Bastien.
Nico: That was really awesome, and that was the very power Elizabetha used and also taught you as well, right?
Lincoln: Yep, and we've used that on evil vampires like Simone de Bastien many times over.
Me: You can't imagine how many times they've used that on so many evil vampires.
Nico: Yeesh, I can imagine, and so many evil vampires have not only had their souls consumed and drained of their power and negative energy, but without any blood to feed on or souls to consume, they turn to dust.
Eli: But, they deserve it. So, Lincoln, which Noble Knight Gene-Slammer are you going to meet tomorrow?
Lincoln: I know just the one: A Gene-Slammer for Merlin.
Melanie Artorgius: (GASPS) That's awesome, and there's only one person who'd be Gene-Slammed into Merlin, Maria Merlin, and you guys are going to love meeting her, Maria Merlin is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a very powerful wielder of light and dark magic and a very powerful swordswoman and a member of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table. She trained Lincoln both in the art of swordsmanship and magic, and he became a very powerful swordsman and master of magic, and she also taught him much about the Code of Chivalry and really instilled what it means to be a true hero, to fight with both courage and honor, to protect those he loves and holds dear to his heart, and never to let those with such malice and evil in their black hearts get away with their crimes. Plus, you're going to love hearing this: Maria Merlin is the descendant of Merlin.
We gasped in total shock.
Me: Merlin, the mage and wizard who helped King Arthur on his rise to become King of Britain.
Katara Chevalierflamboyant: (French Accent) That's right, plus, Lincoln made her a dark purple coat with the coat of arms of Royal Woods' Knights of The Michigan Table along with a beautiful necklace, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips after their training, and Maria Merlin hates Killjoy Huggins with a very blazing passion. One day, Maria Marlin and Lincoln along with the rest of the Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table were having a meeting at our castle, but then, the alarm triggered, and we saw who it was that had triggered the alarm: it was Killjoy Huggins, and he'd brought with him an army of musclebound thugs he hired. Maria Merlin and Lincoln went out there along with the rest of us, and she slays them with her greatsword. It drove that buttface into a blood-crazed fury, but before he could get after us, Lincoln and Maria Merlin fired chains of light and dark magic which bound that buttface and tied him up.
Nico: Did he call his family and his sisters for this? Or worse, Superintendent Chen?!
Lincoln: Yep, and needless to say, everyone wanted his head on a pike!
Me: Should've known he would do something like this.
Lincoln: I know, but I wasn't surprised, that dumb killjoy tried to kill me many times in the past, but in the end, his plan failed, and not only did he get a severe beating from my sisters, parents, and Superintendent Chen, but we also called the cops and he was sent to jail, and to make sure that he didn't try to get revenge, Maria and I casted a spell to prevent him from coming after us.
Me: Yeah, messing with the descendant of Merlin and one of the members of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table will have dire and disastrous consequences.
Nico: That killjoy really hated that his greatest "plan" was foiled once again, and he got into even more serious trouble with your family and Superintendent Chen, yeesh.
Lincoln: He seriously didn't even know when to quit, and to make it worse, his plan earned them the vengeance of my family and Superintendent Chen infinite-fold.
New Wave: (to the Ever After High gang) You guys helped too.
Apple White: We sure did.
Me: We owe you guys big time for it.
Blu: See you guys in 7 days,
Apple White: We'll be waiting.
Apple White shook Blu's wing with her hand.
Amore: That was so fun.
Gramma Stuffum: I'll cook up a victory meal for us!
Nico: Awesome!
Seadramon: (to Poromon) Please share your food with Blu, okay?
Poromon: You got it.
MJ: And how did you like your first Ranger Battle?
Evil Green Ranger: It was really fun!
Nico: It sure was. Great job everyone! Lets make this a Brazilian fiesta and siesta to remember!
Blu: (To the viewers) This was an awesome fiesta and Samba Carnival to remember!
Qin: It sure was!
Nico: Lets party and have fun.
We went to Rio and partied!
ARRRRRIBA YIYIYIYIYIYIYI!
We went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome chapter done.
Rio from 2011 is awesome!
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.
For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as MetalSeadramon, Yost Electro, Grand Doomer EX, Bouldergeist, Dreadtrux and Icy Angel as well as Noah, Jericho, Rita Fox, Cheese, Iceman (Marvel) And Herald. And we're going to the Maretime Bay sector and we're going to battle an evil version of Sprout Cloverleaf and we're going to make sure that Xenophobic Buttsack Freak pays for his crimes and SUNNY STARSCOUT IS GOING TO EXPLODE IN POWER AND GIVE THAT JERK WHAT FOR! ESPECIALLY FOR TRYING TO START TO KILL EVERYONE! Now it's personal for Sunny! Next we're going to battle Another Bum Steer, Hollywood Wolf, Hippopotamus, Alcatraz Jailbird, Chef Louie (Little Mermaid), Chef Skinner (Ratatouille), Yost Electro and MetalSeadramon. Also we're going to meet a Samoyed Gene-slammer named Csilla Almassy. She is Nico's friend that is an awesome Hungarian Beer Maker and a Samoyed Breeder. Also we're going to meet an Arctovish gene-slammer named Irina Ellandra and she is Nico's friend from Alaska and is an awesome fisherwoman.
The match-up scene is for Selina Almenara, Gene-Slammer of Alien Mars, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Gleeman Vox, the main antagonist of Ratchet: Deadlocked
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Equestria, and we got bad news: Diva, the main antagonist in the manga and anime Blood, and the evil Queen Chiropteran, is causing havoc to search for blood. But, we're not going to let that Chiropteran get away with this, we're going to destroy her and send her to The Black Gates. And we're going to meet the next Noble Knight Gene-Slammer, her name is Maria Merlin, Gene-Slammer of Merlin, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a very powerful wielder of light and dark magic and a very powerful swordswoman and a member of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table. She trained Lincoln both in the art of swordsmanship and magic, and he became a very powerful swordsman and master of magic, and she also taught him much about the Code of Chivalry and really instilled what it means to be a true hero, to fight with both courage and honor, to protect those he loves and holds dear to his heart, and never to let those with such malice and evil in their black hearts get away with their crimes. Plus, you're going to love hearing this: Maria Merlin is the descendant of Merlin, the mage and wizard who helped King Arthur on his rise to become King of Britain. Lincoln made her a dark purple coat with the coat of arms of Royal Woods' Knights of The Michigan Table along with a beautiful necklace, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips after their training, and Maria Merlin hates Killjoy Huggins with a very blazing passion. One day, Maria Marlin and Lincoln along with the rest of the Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table were having a meeting at our castle, but then, the alarm triggered, and we saw who it was that had triggered the alarm: it was Killjoy Huggins, and he'd brought with him an army of musclebound thugs he hired. Maria Merlin and Lincoln went out there along with the rest of us, and she slays them with her greatsword. It drove that buttface into a blood-crazed fury, but before he could get after us, Lincoln and Maria Merlin fired chains of light and dark magic which bound that buttface and tied him up. Lincoln called his family and his sisters along with Superintendent Chen, and needless to say, everyone wanted his head on a pike! But, Lincoln wasn't surprised since that dumb killjoy tried to kill him many times in the past, but in the end, his plan failed, and not only did he get a severe beating from his sisters, parents, and Superintendent Chen and it earned him the vengeance of The Loud Family and Superintendent Chen infinite-fold, but they also called the cops and he was sent to jail, and to make sure that he didn't try to get revenge, Maria and I casted a spell to prevent him from coming after them because messing with the descendant of Merlin and one of the members of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table will have dire and disastrous consequences.
And we're also going to meet some Elemental Alicorn Gene-Slammers on Lincoln's side, the first one we're going to meet is Allie Madrigal, Gene-Slammer of Twilight Sparkle, The Magic Alicorn and Princess of The Magic of Friendship, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Equestria and she's a very powerful Magic Alicorn and very powerful master of magic and the elemental forces, and she taught Lincoln how to cast some very powerful spells and how to dispel dark curses. Lincoln gave her a purple neck choker, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and when that happened, her purple horn on her head glowed with purple light and it was a sign of true love. Plus, she's also a dear friend of Twilight Sparkle from long ago and their bond has remained strong to this day, and Allie is also a strong forger of friendships, but she also hates Lori with a blazing passion because Allie stopped Lori from trying to kill her little brother by stabbing Lincoln 600 times. Allie blasted her with a blast of magic from her horn on her head and froze Lori. Allie told Mr. and Mrs. Loud of what Lori tried to do, and Lori got sent to the nuthouse for two months.
Along with Marlene Bedelia, Gene-Slammer of Sunset Shimmer, The Phoenix Alicorn and Princess of Forgiveness, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Equestria and she's a very powerful Phoenix Alicorn and very powerful master of fire and fire magic, and she taught Lincoln how to cast some very powerful spells and how to dispel dark curses especially those that involve using fire magic to dispel curses. Lincoln gave her a red neck choker, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and when that happened, her red horn on her head glowed with red-yellow light and it was a sign of true love. Plus, she's also a dear friend of Sunset Shimmer from long ago and their bond has remained strong to this day, and she knew of Demon Shimmer plaguing her and that it was due to the doings of Grogar and even worse, that it's also at the hands of the mad Queen Opaline, but she also hates Lola with a blazing passion because Marlene stopped Lola from trying to kill her little brother by trying to stab him in the legs and throw him to a pack of crocodiles at the zoo. Marlene blasted her with a blast of fire magic from her red horn on her head and it hit Lola and sent her flying into a wall and she got knocked out. Marlene told Mr. and Mrs. Loud of what Lola tried to do, and Lola got thrown into a titanium cage in her room for two weeks
Next up is King Mondo and he is back from the dead to get revenge on the Zeo rangers for destroying him and his empire.
See you next time
