This chapter is based on the Regular Show Episode This Is My Jam.
Flying through the endless voids of space was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Aang, Ms. Cheerilee, Athena Rollins, Rebecca Madison, Riley Misaki, and Elastic Waistband As well as Cluemaster, Bradford Buzzard, Anvil, Xu·Goma·Gu, Anvil (RID) and Babyman Gang and we were heading to an awesome new food planet and this one was going to be awesome and amazing.
Me: I can't wait to see what this food planet is like here.
Qin: Me too! This will be fun.
Zuria: I'm excited for this one.
Laney: Boy me too. I have a feeling this will be fun and awesome as well.
Xenia: Yeah it sure will!
Nicole: I have a feeling it will be great.
Nico: Same here.
Aang: This will be so fun and cool.
Eli: Yeah!
Nico: Aang, I want to thank you, Cluemaster, and your teams for coming
Aang: It's no problem Nico. This is gonna be so fun and awesome.
Camie: It sure will be cool.
Ms. Cheerilee: I'm really honored to be coming with you all on a rescue too.
Apple Bloom: We're glad you can have an awesome time with us Ms. Cheerilee.
Lola: Yeah this will be fun.
Nico: Cheerilee, what's it like being a teacher?
Ms. Cheerilee: It's really great and you get to teach all kinds of great kids.
Apple Bloom: It's really fun and great for her. And Me, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle should know because we work at Twilight's School.
Me: You sure do. It was my recommendation for that actually.
Lola: Yep.k
Starlight Glimmer: That is true. I think it's a great job too.
Qin: It sure is.
Twilight Sparkle: I agree there. Also everyone and everypony loves it.
Cheerilee: they sure do and it's so fun.
May: Do you get paid?
Ms. Cheerilee: I sure do and it's also with the love and admiration of the children and kids.
Qin: Aww.
Me: Yeah. Also I saw a big heart hanging up on the wall.
Apple Bloom: Oh me, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo made that for Hearts and Hooves day for Ms. Cheerilee.
Qin: Wow that is beautiful Apple Bloom.
Apple Bloom: It sure was and we got this crazy idea to give Ms. Cheerilee a man she can love. Like Big Mac. We set up a date for them.
Me: Aww that's really sweet of you girls.
Nico: Yeah it sure is. Sorry it didn't work out though.
Ms. Cheerilee: Yeah but it was thoughtful of them though.
Lola: Yeah it sure is.
Me: Yeah.
Apple Bloom: Yeah we found out that we were terrible at matchmaking.
Me: Well you did try your hardest though.
Varie: Yeah. Boy yesterday was awesome!
Nico: Boy it sure was! Now we have seen the last of Mondo and the Machine Empire.
Eli: Good riddance.
Nico: We got to see the Aligned Omega Lock for the first time.
Eli: Boy we sure did and that was so awesome!
Lola: Boy it sure is!
Qin: Yeah that was really amazing to see.
Varie: Boy now we can turn planets into worlds like Coruscant.
Nico: Yeah that would be so cool.
Leeli: It sure would be awesome.
Nico: Yeah.
May: Instead of killing organic life.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: That will be awesome to see what it can do.
Lola: No kidding. The Omega Lock from what Lori told us was used to destroy the Black Hole from Unicron.
Qin: Yeah that was epic.
Nico: Yep.
Maria: How's the progress on it?
Lincoln: We're 97% Complete on it.
Lisa Loud: We're making really excellent progress on it.
Qin: Awesome.
Nico: Boy that's fast speed too.
Maria: Yep. Oh we're here.
We saw that we were at a rainbow and brown color planet that looked like a mountain and forest planet.
Nico: Wow.
Me: Looks like a mountain, forest and flower planet from up here.
Camie: It sure does.
Eli: Yeah.
Nico: Let's get a closer look.
We went down to the planet and we landed and then we saw that the planet was really a PLANET MADE OF TOOTSIE ROLLS AND TOOTSIE POPS!
Me: Whoa! My favorite! Tootsie Rolls and Tootsie Pops!
Eli: Awesome!
Nico: Let's dig in!
We got to eating.
I was having the vanilla and cherry and orange flavor Tootsie Rolls.
Me: (Eating) Mmm! The vanilla, cherry and orange flavored ones are my favorites.
Eli: Yummy!
Laney was eating a strawberry Tootsie Pop.
Laney: Mmm! Boy I haven't had Tootsie Pops in like forever.
Nico: Really?
Laney: I only had one once and never had one again after that.
Lola: But this is amazing.
Me: Hey Nico remember seeing those commercials for how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Nico: I do. Why?
Me: Just asking. Those were my favorites next to the Skittles commercials.
Lola: Awesome.
Eli: Nico: Yeah.
Me: You would what would be cool? Where we make a Tootsie Pop and Tootsie Roll Tree on Earth.
Nico: That would be awesome.
Camie: Yep. Also J.D. I heard you guys made it actually rain skittles from a rainbow.
Lola: We sure did. We saw those commercials for Skittles candy and we planted some into the ground and then a rainbow bursted out and then we got baskets FULL of Skittles.
Nico: Boy I remember seeing that! That was awesome!
Maria ate some.
She had the Orange, Cherry and Lemon Tootsie Rolls and they were tasty.
Maria: Boy these are awesome!
Lola: Lets bring some home to the mascots and everyone.
Nico: Good idea!
Me: By the way Nico, I saw Caramel flavor Tootsie Pops and you know what kind of candy those reminded me of?
Nico: What?
Me: Milk Duds.
Nico: Those are one of my favorites.
Maria: I remember those.
Me: One of my favorites.
Nico: Great candy.
Izzy Moonbow: This is a really awesome planet though.
Nico: Yeah it sure is.
May ate some.
May: MMM! Delicious!
Qin: So good.
Nico: Awesome snack here though. Now we got to get to work.
Lincoln: Guys, now there's a reason for Nico's rescue. I got word from Dad that Icky Vicky's escaped from Lynn's Table once again.
We gasped in shock!
Me: WHAT?!
Laney: I can't believe that Icky Vicky's escaped from Dad's restaurant once again and she's out to kill us all!
Lincoln: And even worse, she's now at the most insane and most evil she has ever been!
We gasped even more.
Nico: Oh shit, that's not good. We better get the rest of the team involved in this!
Me: Good idea.
Suddenly, the rest of the team arrived to join us.
Lori: We just heard from Dad as well, and we got here as fast as we could.
Lynn: We're ready for that bubble-butted she-demon once again.
Nico: Awesome!
Lynn: Whoa! A Tootsie Roll and Tootsie Pop Planet! This is amazing!
Lori: I literally haven't had Tootsie Rolls and Tootsie Pops in like forever.
Luna: Boy this is amazing dudes!
Lincoln: Awesome, and this is going to be awesome, not only are we going to hunt down and pummel Icky Vicky once more, but I sensed it. Izzy, just like Twilight, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Starlight, Sunset, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, and Sunny, you're also going to transform into your most powerful and ultimate transformation, just like when J.D. and I ascended.
Izzy Moonbow: You know, you're right, Linky. I felt it for myself, and now, it's about to come out.
Me: This is going to be so awesome!
Lincoln: And she's not the only one, I also sensed that Sydney's also going to transform too.
Nico: Really?
Sydney: No lie, Nico. I also felt it too, now let's get after that child-hating she-demon.
Nico: With pleasure!
Lincoln: Right. (Senses for Icky Vicky) Aha! Caught you, you she-demon! She's 200 clicks north of our location and she's heading right for us. But heads up, gang, Pablo and Anderson have sent more musclebound thugs at us again!
Anna Anyanova: (GROWLS) I'M GONNA BEAT THOSE TWO STUPID BUTTFACES INTO A BLOODY PULP WHEN WE GET BACK!
Lincoln: Easy, Anna. I got this.
Lincoln concentrated on Pablo and Anderson's army of armed musclebound thugs, and then, waves of red energy came right out of them and they screamed in agonizing pain, and the waves of red energy then flowed into Lincoln and he was getting stronger and stronger and stronger still, and as soon as Lincoln was done, the thugs were all drained of all their energy and were left as desiccated corpses drained of their life forces, muscle mass, virility, and strength, and he sent them to The Black Gates. Then, we set our sights on Icky Vicky.
Nico: Lets go.
We went to find her.
Nico: Where could she be?
Qin: Keep your eyes peeled guys.
Nico: Yep.
?: (NTH-DEGREE FUCKED UP SCREAMING) TTTTTTTWWWWWWWWEEEEEEERRRRRRPPPPPPPPSSSS!
Me: UH OH!
We then saw Icky Vicky heading right for us, and she had a chainsaw in her hand and she was now Nth-Degree Fucked Up Insane and Pure Evil. She was about to attack us, but Lincoln made a powerful shield made of diamond to protect us all while Icky Vicky was still hacking right at the shield with her chainsaw and she was laughing like an Nth-Degree Fucked Up Insane and Pure Evil madwoman, but eventually, her chainsaw broke and that made her go completely ballistic and she roared like a demon and started pounding on the shield with her fists, but she broke both of her hands! WHAT AN IDIOT!
Then, Lincoln fired a diamond ball at Icky Vicky and it hit her hard in the face and sent her crashing onto the ground and pushed her back. Lincoln deactivated the shield as Icky Vicky got back up, but she was still really insane and out for blood!
Nico: Jeez, you weren't kidding that you said that she's that insane and that evil now, Lincoln!
Qin: NO kidding!
Lori: Should you take the curses off her so that we can literally put her down for good?
Lincoln: No, Lori, she needs to suffer even more because she, like the other losers at the restaurant, don't even deserve death.
Me: Yeah.
We faced her!
Me: You really make me sick Fucky Vicky!
Nico: How did you get out?!
Icky Vicky: I WILL NEVER TELL YOU FREAK!
POW!
I punched her in her face and kicked her in her stomach 20 times and then kicked her and sent her crashing into a tree!
Xenia: Take that!
Nico: Fine. Be that way. Eli can just figure it out after we deal with you!
Lola: Yeah!
Suddenly, something within Izzy Moonbow's mind really snapped as memories of the mayhem and destruction that Icky Vicky had caused when she was still a "babysitter" in Dimmsdale had rushed through her head and her magenta eyes turned neon magenta and she was surrounded by a cerulean blue energy aura with Equestrian Magic, stars, arts and crafts, and Alicorns, she unholstered her massive Izzy Moonbow's Friendship Legacy and Friendship Savior Greatsword of True Alicorn Eternal Friendship and True Friendship Magic Alicorn Justice, and as she approached Icky Vicky, she left cerulean blue energy, Equestrian Magic, stars, arts and crafts, and Alicorns with every step.
Izzy Moonbow: You really make me absolutely sick, it's bad enough you tortured kids during your so-called babysitting carrier, but you even tried to kill them so that you can just watch the world burn, but no matter how many times we've beaten you down and sent you back to your post, you just don't even know when to give up. (SUDDENLY GETTING EXTREMELY PISSED OFF) But, it's obvious that you refuse to give up until you've finally killed everyone here, you broke out yet again and attempted to kill us, and now to see that you're now at the most insane and most evil you've ever been..., THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD IT UP TO HEAR WITH YOU FOR THE FINAL TIME, ICKY VICKY. AS THE SUCCESSOR TO TWILIGHT SPARKLE'S LEGACY OF FRIENDSHIP, I REFUSE TO LET YOU BOTH LIVE EVEN A SINGLE SECOND FURTHER, YOU WILL PAY FOR EVERY LAST ONE OF YOUR CRIMES AGAINST MANKIND!
We gasped at the sheer extent of Izzy Moonbeam's fury: Icky Vicky was so done for.
Me: OH MAN!
Eli: UH OH!
Nico: OH SHOOT! YOU'RE DEAD FOR SURE, YOU NTH-DEGREE FUCKED UP DEMON BITCH!
Lincoln: The last time Izzy Moonbow's fury was unleashed, it was when we had to deal with those stupid Vengeance Express brats, and now, that fury is about to be unleashed again, and this time, on Icky Vicky! STAND YOUR GROUND GANG, SHE'S GOING TO BLOW!
We stood our ground, but Icky Vicky roared with homicidal rage and ran at Izzy Moonbow to kill her, but Izzy Moonbow screamed like a madwoman and then…
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
There was a massive explosion of energy and she was surrounded by a massive vortex of cerulean blue energy with Equestrian Magic, stars, and arts and crafts surrounding the vortex, there's a group of Alicorns flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an cerulean blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at Icky Vicky: the red eyes of eternal death, and the force of the vortex was so powerful, it blew her back and she hit a tree.
Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln Loud's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, The Unity Crystals fired a beam of light into Izzy Moonbow's Friendship Legacy and Friendship Savior Greatsword of True Alicorn Eternal Friendship and True Friendship Magic Alicorn Justice, and then, her massive greatsword glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of cerulean blue energy with Equestrian Magic, stars, and arts and crafts surrounding the vortex, there's a group of Alicorns flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an cerulean blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at Icky Vicky: the red eyes of eternal death was A MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HER AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!
THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO IZZY MOONBOW! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, IZZY MOONBEAM EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!
(COMEDY MUSIC PLAYS)
Izzy Moonbow grew from 7'4" to 7'9" in height, she has weighted gold bands over the weighted bands on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large cerulean blue orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has indigo ombre highlights in the bangs of her long flowing cerulean blue hair with indigo ombre streaks, she has neon magenta eyes and a cerulean blue energy aura with Equestrian Magic, Alicorns, stars, and arts and crafts surrounding her, she has an Alicorn along with her cutie mark on its horn emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with magenta iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with magenta gems for eyes and the Arts, Magic, Friendship, and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves, she also has an Alicorn with magenta gems for eyes and holding the Arts, Magic, Friendship, and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves on the bottom of her magenta Alicorn-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with cerulean blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and cerulean blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Izzy Moonbow has on a magenta dress with cerulean blue designs on it, purple skirt with her cutie mark on it, dark purple high-heeled boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with Equestrian Magic, Alicorns, stars, and arts and crafts on the coattails, and an Alicorn on the back surrounded by stars and on top of its horn is Izzy Moonbow's cutie mark. Suddenly, Izzy Moonbow felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive lilac angel wings with cerulean blue tips on the large lilac feathers grew much bigger for her new body, her cerulean blue with indigo ombre tail grew longer, and her horn on her head grew longer. Izzy Moonbow has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large cerulean blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Izzy Moonbow's massive Izzy Moonbow's Friendship Legacy and Friendship Savior Greatsword of True Alicorn Eternal Friendship and True Friendship Magic Alicorn Justice and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of cerulean blue energy, Equestrian Magic, Alicorns, stars, and arts and crafts, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Izzy Moonbow's United Friendship Legacy and Friendship Savior Greatsword of True Alicorn Eternal United Friendship and True United Friendship Magic Alicorn Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded cerulean blue gems and her cutie mark etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold Alicorn heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with large cerulean blue gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold Alicorn heads with cerulean blue gems for eyes and on the bottom of the heads is a unicorn head with cerulean blue gems for eyes and a large lilac gem in its mouth for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with lilac gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left gold Bracer, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle and magenta gems for eyes and a large lilac gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a cerulean blue kanji below the Alicorn that said, "Izzy Moonbow, Alicorn Princess of Construction, Arts and Crafts Expert of Maretime Bay, Savior, Protector, and Inheritor of Twilight Sparkle's Legacy of Friendship, Dear Friend of Sunny Starscout, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Jazz Hooves, Rocky Riff, Posey Bloom, Rufus, Dahlia, Windy, Fifi, Sparky Sparkeroni, Zoom Zephyrwing, Thunder Flap, Onyx, and Many, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of Queen Opaline and The Doomsday Twenty-Three, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, Archenemy of Bad End Pretty Cure, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of The Powers of Friendship, Unity, Arts and Crafts, and Magic"
イジー・ムーンボウ、アリコーン・オブ・コンストラクション・プリンセス、メアタイム・ベイの美術工芸の専門家、トワイライト・スパークルの友情の遺産の救世主、保護者、そして継承者、サニー・スタースカウトの親愛なる友人、ヒッチ・トレイルブレイザー、ピップ・ペタルズ、ジップ・ストーム、ミスティ・ブライトドーン、ジャズ・フーヴス、ロッキー・リフ、ポージー・ブルーム、ルーファス、ダリア、ウィンディ、フィフィ、スパーキー・スパーケローニ、ズーム・ゼファーウィング、サンダー・フラップ、オニキス、そして多くの、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、オパリン女王の破壊者、終末の二十三、エクエストリアの擁護者、ポニーヴィルとキャンタロット、友情のテーブルの騎士団のメンバー、バッドエンド・プリキュアの大敵、悪の破壊者にして殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そしてマスター友情、団結、芸術と工芸、そして魔法の力
Suddenly, Izzy Moonbow's immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!
Izzy Moonbow has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-UNITY ALICORN PRINCESS-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA ARTS AND CRAFTS CREATOR EQUESTRIAN FRIENDSHIP ALICORN ANGEL OF DIVINE ARTS AND CRAFTS CREATOR EQUESTRIAN FRIENDSHIP ALICORN ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE ARTS AND CRAFTS CREATOR EQUESTRIAN FRIENDSHIP ALICORN ANGEL LOVE!
We were really amazed by Izzy Moonbow's Super Angel-Unity Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Icky Vicky saw it, she bellowed with rage and ran at Izzy Moonbeam with a knife she took from the restaurant to kill her, but Izzy Moonbow fired a massive barrage of cerulean blue energy aura with Equestrian Magic, Alicorns, stars, and arts and crafts, and they hit Icky Vicky and exploded and sent her into another wall, she got back up, but now, she was mega steamed and beyond mega pissed off now!
Nico: (TRULY AMAZED) Whoa...!
Me: (TRULY AMAZED) Incredible...!
Lincoln: (TRULY AMAZED BEYOND IMAGINATION) That's so awesome! Izzy Moonbow's transformed into her Super Angel-Unity Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form. And what that she-demon tried to do, now she's going to get ripped apart for that.
Izzy Moonbow: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Unity Elemental Equestria Magic Arts and Crafts Alicorn Princess Angel and Divine Harmonious Unity Elemental Equestria Magic Arts and Crafts Alicorn Princess Angel Love) That'll be for after Sydney transforms, then, we can all get after her, Linky.
Nico: YEAH!
Sydney: You're not finishing this up, Izzy. Not without me!
Izzy Moonbow: Wouldn't dream of it Sydney.
Sydney: That's right, now it's my turn to transform, and I've had enough of you to last an eternity, you venom-spitting she-demon!
Suddenly, Sydney Burlington's blue eyes turned neon blue, and she was surrounded by a blue energy aura with stars, acid, and crickets, she unholstered her massive Quarry's Cosmic Star Sword of Acid Justice from her back, and as she approached Icky Vicky, she left blue energy, stars, acid, and crickets with every step.
Sydney Burlington: You really are nothing more than a pathetic excuse for a babysitter, Icky Vicky, and you know what, you deserve every last humiliation from us for everything you've done. And for what you did in trying to kill Lana and Lola with that weapon of yours, Lincoln's going to enjoy ripping you to shreds, but not before we also get our chance to do so ourselves.
Suddenly, Sydney Burlington was surrounded by a massive vortex of blue energy with stars and acid surrounding it, there's the image of Quarry running around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix with red eyes glaring at Icky Vicky: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Sydney Burlington emerged, but she was changed forever.
Sydney Burlington grew from 6'5" to 7'9" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has purple highlights in the bangs of her short neck-length blue hair, she has neon blue eyes, and a blue energy aura with stars, acid, and insects surrounding her, she has the image of Quarry holding the Star Kanji in its hands emblazoned on her forehead, she has on cricket earrings with blue crystals for the eyes and holding the Star, Acid, and Eternity Kanjis in its legs, and her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with blue gems embedded in the blue star links and blue crystal links and blue cricket-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is Quarry with yellow crystals for the eyes and holding the Star, Acid, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant. Sydney Burlington has on a short-sleeved blue blouse, blue shirt with a gold phoenix on it, blue skirt with stars on it, blue pants, blue high-heel knee-high boots, and a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars and acid on the coattails and on the back is Quarry surrounded by stars and acid. Suddenly, Sydney Burlington felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive blue angel wings with yellow tips on the large blue feathers and stars grew much bigger for her new body, she has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Blue Lantern ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Sydney Burlington's massive Quarry's Cosmic Star Sword of Acid Justice and all of the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of blue energy, stars, and acid, and they merged together, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Sydney Burlington's Quarry Underground Cosmic Star Greatsword of Underground Star Acid Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded yellow gems and Quarry etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged blue blade, large blue cricket heads with yellow gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with large yellow gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large blue cricket heads with yellow gems for the eyes and in their open mouths and on the bottom is Quarry's head with yellow gems for eyes and blue gem in its mouth for the pommel. Sydney Burlington has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left gold Bracer, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold cricket head with yellow gems for eyes and a large blue gem inside its open mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a purple kanji below Quarry that said, "Sydney Burlington, Gene-Slammer and Partner of Quarry, Dear Friend and Ally of The Underground Girls and The Turtles, Loving Girlfriend of Akira Akatsuki, Loving Sister of the Ultimate Alliance Marvel Heroes, Archenemy of Trap Jaw, Destroyer of Ch'Rell, The Ultrom Shredder, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Stars, Acid, and Crickets"
シドニー・バーリントン、ジーン・スラマー、クオリーのパートナー、アンダーグラウンド・ガールズとタートルズの親愛なる友人であり同盟者、アカツキ・アキラの愛するガールフレンド、究極同盟マーベル・ヒーローズの愛する妹、トラップ・ジョーの大敵、チェ・レルの破壊者、ウルトロム・シュレッダー、悪の破壊者にしてスレイヤー、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そしてスター、アシッド、コオロギの達人
Suddenly, Sydney Burlington's immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!
Sydney Burlington has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-UNDERGROUND GIRL-QUARRY-CRICKET-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA ACIDIC STARSTORM UNDERGROUND GIRL CRICKET ANGEL OF DIVINE ACIDIC STARSTORM UNDERGROUND CRICKET GIRL UNDERGROUND HOPE AND DIVINE ACIDIC STARSTORM UNDERGROUND CRICKET GIRL UNDERGROUND COSMIC JUSTICE!
We were amazed by Sydney Burlington's Super Angel-Underground Girl-Quarry-Cricket-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Akira Akatsuki saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face. But, when Icky Vicky saw it, she went ballistic and then ran at her to kill her with a knife, but Sydney Burlington fired a massive barrage of blue energy, stars, acid, and insects at Icky Vicky, and she got hit and sent flying into another tree, she got back up, and that really really set her off now!
Lincoln: Whoa! Sydney's transformed!
Nico: Really awesome! Nico: Sydney, is Quarry feeling all this too?
Sydney: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Star Acid Underground Cricket Angel and Divine Star Cosmic Acid Underground Cricket Angel Hope) He sure is and it's awesome.
Izzy Moonbow: You got that right. Alright, now you can transform and join us in the beatdown, Linky.
Akira Akatsuki: Don't think we'll let you two have all the fun, Izzy, Sydney and I are also joining in on this as well.
Sydney: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Star Acid Underground Cricket Angel and Divine Star Cosmic Acid Underground Cricket Angel Hope) That's right. Having two pissed off couples ganging up on her will mean four times the pain.
Lincoln: And after what I saw that monster tried to do to Lana and Lola, now she's really pissed me off now!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Izzy Moonbow, Akira Akatsuki joined Sydney Burlington, and so did we as we unholster our weapons and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You've really really pissed me off now, Icky Vicky, no one does that to my little sisters and lives!
Lana: KICK HER BUTT, LINCOLN!
Lola: YEAH, DON'T LET HER LEAVE HERE ALIVE FOR WHAT SHE TRIED TO DO!
Nico: What did she do?
Me: Tried to kill Lana and Lola by dousing them in gasoline and set them on fire but I busted in and stopped her just in time.
Nico: SHIT!
Lori: You really pissed off my little bro big time, you rage-crazy bitch. Now, you're about to get the mega beatdown of your miserable life Loud House style!
Me and Nico: YOU'RE HEADING FOR AN EARLY GRAVE, YOU BITCH!
Everyone: NO ONE'S GOING TO SAY A PRAYER FOR YOU EVER! YOU DESERVE ETERNAL DAMNATION!
Izzy Moonbow and Lincoln went after Icky Vicky, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, cerulean blue energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Icky Vicky and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Then, they attacked her with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Izzy Moonbow attacked her with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they were mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really really really driving Icky Vicky madder than ever.
Icky Vicky: (NTH-DEGREE FUCKED UP ENRAGED SCREAM) I'LL KILL YOU ALL!
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Not before I kill you first for what you tried to do to Lana and Lola.
Lincoln went at Icky Vicky, and he then literally laid down a really really nasty beatdown on her, and it was horrific. LINCOLN RIPPED HER PONYTAIL OFF, AND THEN, HE SHOVED IT DOWN HER THROAT, THEN, HE BROKE EVERY LAST BONE IN HER BODY, SMASHED HER TEETH OUT OF HER MOUTH, AND GAVE HER TWO BLACK EYES ALONG WITH A BROKEN BLOODY NOSE!
Me: OH DAMN! NICE ONE, LINCOLN, AND FUCK YOU, SHE-DEMON!
Nico: NO ONE DOES THAT TO LINCOLN'S FAMILY AND GETS AWAY WITH IT, YOU DESERVE IT, BITCH!
Eli: YEAH!
Nico: At least we don't suck our thumbs and shoplift!
Juran: I think Lois did the latter before.
Me: So did Amy.
Nico: (LAUGHS) Funny.
We fired waves of energy and blasted her all over the place.
Xenia: YEAH!
Zocks: Did she really?
Nico: Timmy read her diary.
Zocks: Oh. Sorry I asked.
Nico: No worries.
Then, Lincoln fired a massive barrage of extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Icky Vicky and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
And thanks to the curse still on her, massive tons of gold coins, gems, jewels, and other currencies exploded out of her in massive quantities and even more came out of her thanks to the thrashings we gave her, and then, Lincoln grabbed Icky Vicky by her collar, wound his right arm back, and he then clenched his fist tight as his abnormally massive muscles bulged, and then...!
POW!
Lincoln punched Icky Vicky hard in the face and sent her flying and she crashed into a Tree, and she was knocked out for good. Then, he tied her up in a superpowerful rainbow energy straitjacket and he tied her back up to her post with Neutronium rainbow energy-lined chains. We all cheered wildly for what Izzy Moonbow and Lincoln and Sydney Burlington and Akira Akatsuki did to Icky Vicky as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down, and Izzy Moonbow's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, longer cerulean blue tail with indigo ombre streaks, and massive cerulean blue angel wings and longer horn are permanent and Sydney Burlington's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, and massive blue angel wings are permanent.
Suddenly, Izzy Moonbow felt wobbly and almost fainted, but Lincoln caught her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms.
Lincoln: Are you okay, Izzy?
Izzy Moonbow: I'm a little dizzy, but I'm okay.
Me: Now, you know how we felt when we went through that, but that was so awesome! You and Lincoln along with Sydney and Akira did awesome in laying that beatdown on that monster bitch.
Nico: No kidding, and Lincoln, you really laid quite the nasty beatdown on her!
Izzy Moonbow: If that's what happens when someone hurts those close to him, they better say their prayers and beg for mercy.
Me: Lincoln would never show those who hurt his family and friends any mercy.
Suddenly, Izzy Moonbow wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Izzy Moonbow's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and she placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and an Alicorn flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and a rainbow appearing behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Izzy Moonbow absorbed the elemental forces and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Sebastian Mendez: We also checked the security cameras as to how Icky Vicky escaped.
Nico: Nice one, and what did you find?
Darren Arcangela: It turns out Schnozmo was the one who broke her out, and he's also responsible for breaking Mandy out as well.
We saw the footage on the day Mandy broke out and when Icky Vicky broke out, and it was proof that Schnozmo did this. Lynn Sr. was now red in the face!
Camie: Who is Schnozmo?
Me: Cosmo's big nosed older brother and he is also a con-artist.
Lynn Sr.: Timmy, can you get into contact with Jorgen? I'm gonna need his help to rip Schnozmo's big ugly nose off his face!
Timmy Turner: On it, Mr. Lynn!
Timmy called Jorgen and explained everything. Then, Jorgen appeared.
Jorgen Von Strangle: (Arnold Schwarzenegger Accent) Timmy Turner explained everything to me, let's head in the restaurant, so you can rip Schnozmo's big nose off.
Lynn Sr. and Jorgen went into Lynn's Table, and once the doors closed, we then heard a ruckus that can be heard even from the Tootsie Roll Planet as the sounds of punches and kicks were being heard!
Lincoln: Oh man, that con-artist has really angered Dad with what he did.
Lori: I hope Dad gives him a black eye and squashes his big fat nose into a pulpy pancake!
The beatdown ended two hours later, and Lynn Sr. and Jorgen came out sweating like crazy, and we saw Schnozmo beaten and mangled up like crazy.
Nico: (WHISTLES) Now, that was brutal.
Eli: JUMPING CORUSCANT CAR BATTERIES!
Lincoln tied Schnozmo up in a rainbow energy straitjacket and put a Neutronium Collar lined with rainbow energy on his neck.
Lincoln: If he tries any more of those stunts, it'll sound the alarm, and he'll be subjected to the beating of his life again.
Lynn Sr.: I'm that close to getting Schnozmo fired!
Timmy Turner: If you do, then, let me take him straight to Abracatraz should he dare mess up one more time.
Rita: Wait, didn't Schnozmo get banned from Fairy World after he was taken down during Lincoln's rescue months ago?
Wanda: Oh right. Well, how about this: if Schnozmo messes up again, the ban will be lifted, and he'll be sent to Abracatraz to serve out a lengthy sentence.
Me: Good idea, Wanda.
Lincoln: I like that.
Schnozmo was now on a very strict leash for his stunt, and he was also on very thin ice: if he messes up one more time, it's off to Abracatraz to serve a lengthy prison sentence.
Me: That was awesome!
Nico: I didn't think Cosmo's brother would cause this
Me: Me neither. But he had this coming.
Qin: Yep.
Nico: Now it's time for work.
Then we heard barking coming and then we saw a Keeshond coming.
Me: Hey a Keeshond.
Lola: Oh I love those dogs.
She came up to us and Nico was petting her.
Nico: Oh such a good doggie!
She was licking Nico.
Nico: You are so cute.
Qin: Aww.
Keeshond: (In a girls voice) (German Accent) Oh ja und this is awesome for me.
Nico: (GASP) That voice. Callie Schroder!?
Keeshond: Oh ja. Und I love being this.
May: What are your favorite hobbies?
Keeshond: I make sausages und it's fun.
Me: And she is also a Keeshond breeder.
Qin: Awesome!
Lola: That is cool.
Me: Yep. Lets revert you back.
Maria: What were you doing before you transformed?
Keeshond: I was working in the meat plant making more sausages.
Me: Oh boy.
Keeshond: Und I ate all the steaks.
Me: Boy that is one awesome appetite for beef.
Keeshond: Ja. I lost all my clothes after shrinking down to this size.
Me: Oh boy.
I put on my blind man glasses.
Nicole: Peek at her and I will snap your neck.
Me: Just so you know it's going to hurt really bad.
Keeshond: I'm ready.
Me: Here we go. (SNAPS FINGERS)
The boys covered their eyes and I snapped my fingers and she was reverting back and was in excruciating pain!
Her dog howls turned into human screams.
She reverted back and was a girl with blond hair and had green eyes.
She groaned and got up.
Callie Schroder: (GROANS) Mein gott that was painful. (Sees herself) Oh mein gott! I am in my birthday suit ja.
Rarity: Don't worry darling. We can fix this.
The fashion brigade went and gave her new clothes. She had an awesome red dress and a yellow vest and the skirt had the flag map of Germany on it and she had a tattoo of a Keeshond on her right arm.
Callie Schroder: Wunderbar! I look amazing.
Nico: You sure do.
Maria: Now for other business.
Nico: The Anothers.
Eli: And these are strange ones. We have Another Haggis Sausage, Vomiting Doctor, Chili Dog, Rotten Fruit & Pizza Sewage Ball, Slamwich, Ramen Monster, Bradford Buzzard and Cluemaster.
We gasped!
Lola: This will be interesting.
Me: Yep and I have just the archenemies for them! I summon TOON BARREL DRAGON, TOON DARK MAGICIAN, TOON MASKED SORCERER, TOON HERO FLAME WINGMAN, TOON BLACK LUSTER SOLDIER and TOON MERMAID!
I summoned said monsters.
Qin: COOL!
Pegasus: I'm truly honored that you are having my toon monsters be some of their archenemies.
Me: I think they are very awesome and funny.
Laney: Me too.
Eli: Luckily the Anothers minus Cluemaster are all one person.
Nico: Cool!
Qin: Awesome.
Nico: There they are!
We saw a bunch of figures and then suddenly…
PROJECTILE VOMIT!
A stream of vomit hit Nico and drenched him!
Nico: AWWW SICK!
May: OH YUCK!
Xenia: CLEANUP ON AISLE 12!
Then Another Haggis Sausage, Vomiting Doctor, Chili Dog, Rotten Fruit & Pizza Sewage Ball, Slamwich, Ramen Monster and Bradford Buzzard came!
Me: (GETS GREEN AROUND THE GILLS)
I saw the Rotten Fruit & Pizza Sewage ball and then…
Me: (THROWS UP ALL OVER NICO)
Nico: OH NOT AGAIN!
Luna: (FAINTS)
FWOMP!
Nico wiped the puke off him.
Maria washed him off.
Nico: Thanks.
Another Slamwich: (In a girls voice) Sorry about that Nico.
Me: (GASP) That voice.
She reverted back and it was a girl with blue hair and Ocean Blue eyes and had blue clothes and had blue angel wings and she had the symbol of the Blue-Eyes monsters in the middle of her forehead and on her skirt and she had a blue blade sword.
Me: (GASP!) Azurite Melendez!
Azurite Melendez: Awesome to see you again J.D. Sorry about the puke fest Nico.
Nico: No worries.
Toon Mermaid: Boy you really drenched him.
Azurite Melendez: I know. Sorry about that.
Me: No worries. Azurite is the gene-slammer of all the Blue-Eyes monsters.
Seto Kaiba: That is interesting and amazing.
Kisara: It sure is.
Noriko Kaiba: That is awesome.
Nico: Wow! That is so cool that she is the gene-slammer of the Blue-Eyes monsters.
Me: Yep.
Nico: Sorry we gotta do this.
Girl Jordan: First lets separate you.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and was separated from the Anothers.
Nico: Now I'm going to eat the others.
Nico ate Another Haggis Sausage, Chili Dog, Slamwich, and Ramen Monster and I blasted the Vomiting Doctor and Rotten Fruit & Pizza Sewage Ball and Ms. Cheerilee blasted Another Bradford Buzzard.
I caught the Wonder Ride Books.
Laney: Awesome!
Nico: Yeah! (BELCH)
Maria: Time for backup! (TURNS DIAL) OARFISH FURY 6!
She summoned Ryugu Tamatebacco, Ghost of Merlin, Earth Geargolem, Grand Duke of Owls, Amygdala and Joy!
Lola: Awesome!
Xenia: This will be cool.
May: Now we wait.
Me: We don't have to wait long!
Out came Another Cluemaster!
Qin: Oh boy.
Me: Another Cluemaster.
Another Cluemaster: (In a girls voice) I see you guys found a way to separate the Anothers from the people they were Anotherized into.
Me: Sheila Talbot! Wow!
She reverted back and was a girl with black hair and green eyes and she had green clothes and had a Shadow Spade style hat on.
Sheila Talbot: Great to see you again J.D.
Me: You too. Sheila is a detective and she is very analytical and smart and gifted in solving crimes. She can figure out crimes very quickly.
May: That is cool!
Me: Yep.
Sheila Talbot: Yep. And also Lynn ate May's chicken sandwich for a snack last night. I can see crumbs on her face from it.
May: WHAT!?
Me: See what I mean?
Lynn: I was hungry!
May jumped her and smashed and pulverized Lynn all over!
Nico then screamed and jumped into my arms in fright!
Me: OOF! You're giving me a hernia Nico!
Kaito: (gets out Kiramager Gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Zocks: (gets out Ryusoulger gear) Because we can grant it instead.
Kaito got a Kiramai Sword and Zocks got a Dino Fury Sword.
Sheila Talbot: No I exposed that Swartz took some of the Timejackers cookies when they weren't looking and they beat him up and then I used that opportunity to escape.
Eli: WHOA!
We laughed!
Me: (LAUGHS) That is funny! (GROANS) Uh Nico can you get out of my arms? I'm starting to get a cramp.
Nico: Huh? Oh sorry.
He got out of my arms.
Sougo: (gets out Kiramager Tidewatch) I can only imagine Heure and Ora weren't happy.
Geiz: (gets out Dino Fury Ridewatch) But at least you didn't expose their allegiance to us early.
Sougo got KirameiRedArmor and Geiz got DinoFuryRedArmor
Sheila Talbot: No I knew it was part of a huge plan.
Me: Good.
She turned into Another Cluemaster.
Nico: Analyze this! (ACTIVATES CLUEMASTER AND BRADFORD BUZZARD'S RIDEWATCHES)
He fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
Me: May can you stop beating up Lynn? We got a job to do.
May stopped and Lynn was a mess.
May: Huh? Oh right.
She got up.
May: Take this! (ACTIVATES ANVIL AND XU-GOMA-GU'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired energy waves and smashed her down.
Maria: And this too! (ACTIVATES ANVIL (RID) AND BABYMAN GANG'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired energy blasts and smashed her down.
Ms. Cheerilee: This will be fun! (ACTIVATES BRADFORD BUZZARD'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired waves of energy and blasted her all over.
May: (Threateningly to Lynn) I AM NOT DONE WITH YOU YET!
Then Riddler, Yzma, The Creepy Heap from The Deep, Malaria, Ice World and Astral Drop Cornelia came.
Nico: Nice team Riddler!
Riddler: Thank you Nico.
Lola: Awesome.
Nico: Yeah!
May: (Threateningly to Lynn) I AM NOT DONE WITH YOU YET!
Then Riddler, Yzma, The Creepy Heap from The Deep, Malaria, Ice World and Astral Drop Cornelia came.
Nico: Nice team Riddler!
Riddler: Thank you Nico.
Lola: Awesome.
Nico: Yeah!
Lynn: I'm sorry, May. But I couldn't help it. I was hungry!
May: NO ONE STEELS MY FOOD AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!
She jumped her and pulverized her some more!
Nico jumped into my arms again!
Me: OOF! Nico!
Nico: May scares me worse than the howl of a werewolf from the Belly of Hades!
Eddy: (LAUGHS) That is something Ed said once.
Me: Jeez Nico I hope Ed isn't rubbing off on you too. But please get out of my arms.
Nico: Oh sorry.
Nico did so.
Then a Zacian and Zamazenta came!
Me: Whoa a Zacian and Zamazenta!
Qin: Cool! The Sword and Shield Pokemon!
Xenia: Neat!
Zacian: (In a girls voice) Boy May sure hates it when someone steals her food huh?
Zamazenta: (In a girls voice) Boy no kidding there!
Nico: Laura and Abigail Avalon!?
Sakura Avalon: Cousins!? Whoa!
They reverted back and they were 2 girls. They both had brown hair in different styles and they had pink dresses and had pink angel wings and one had a powerful sword and the other had an awesome shield.
Laura Avalon: Long time no see Cousin Sakura.
Abigail Avalon: Glad you're doing awesome. And great to see you again Nico.
Nico: You too.
Laura Avalon: We got this.
They fired waves of energy and smashed down Another Cluemaster and I caught the ridewatch and brought Sheila over.
Me: That was awesome!
Me. Cheerilee: What are your favorite memories of Nico?
Laura Avalon: When me and Nico found an awesome bunch of magical books.
Abigail Avalon: And when me and Nico found an island full of Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans.
Qin: Awesome!
Me: That is amazing!
Laney: Yeah!
Nico then hugged them both.
Nico: I've missed you girls.
Laura Avalon: Same here Nico.
May was still pulverizing Lynn!
Nico: May, Lynn is really sorry.
Lynn: Yeah May!
May: Okay but if you do it again I will finish what Lincoln's Guardian Angels started and rip your head off and kill you!
Lynn: (GULPS) I think I just peed a little!
We went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Brandon Skellington, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, Aerrow, Olivia Echmeneff, and Gemini Richie are heading to Pokitaru, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the twelve girls here, but we got bad news.
Emperor Otto Destruct, the leader of the Technomites and the main antagonist of Ratchet and Clank: Size Matters, has come back and he wants revenge on Ratchet and Clank, but we're going to destroy him and send him to The Black Gates.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Pokitaru, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the twelve girls here, but we got bad news. Emperor Otto Destruct, the leader of the Technomites and the main antagonist of Ratchet and Clank: Size Matters, has come back and he wants revenge on Ratchet and Clank.
Sunset Shimmer: Yet another of Ratchet and Clank's enemies has come back from the dead.
Me: This is no coincidence though.
Lincoln: Coincidence or not, we're still going to destroy him and send him to The Black Gates.
Nico: You got that right.
Aerrow: And I wonder who the next Alicorn Gene-Slammer is.
Suddenly, we saw a purple haired girl, blue hairband, purple clothes with Rarity's cutie mark on the purple skirt, purple choker, white bridal gloves, white unicorn horn on her head, and white angel wings approach us.
Lincoln and Rarity: (GASPS) Colleen Gemma?!
Me: You two know her?!
Lincoln: We do.
Rarity: I knew her from Equestria, and it was right before...
Colleen Gemma: Before I moved to Royal Woods. Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Colleen Gemma, Gene-Slammer of Rarity, The Jewel Alicorn and Princess of Generosity, I'm Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Equestria and I'm a very powerful Jewel Alicorn and very powerful master of jewels and magic. I taught Lincoln how to cast some very powerful spells and how to dispel dark curses especially those that involve using jewels to dispel curses. Lincoln gave me a purple neck choker, and to show my thanks, I kissed Lincoln on the lips, and when that happened, my white horn on my head glowed with purple light and it was a sign of true love. Plus, I'm also a dear friend of Rarity from long ago and their bond has remained strong to this day, and like Rarity, I'm an awesome and beautiful Fashionista and she's always an amazing and generous young girl, but I also hate Lynn with a blazing passion because I'd seen what kind of person Lynn can be.
Nico: And what did she do to earn your wrath?
Colleen Gemma: That animal went charging at Lincoln to kill him in another attempt at his life in an ambush, but I saved Lincoln by firing a sapphire blue gem blast, and it put Lynn in a sapphire blue gem prison. I let Lynn out, who was now really enraged, but she was met by the angry glares of Lincoln's sisters and parents who heard everything from me, and Lynn got her smelly butt grounded for eleven weeks and thrown in a metal container.
We gasped.
Me: Lynn's Dark Side was and always will be a dumb animal!
Leni: She was totes lucky we didn't call the cops and get her sent to jail.
Lincoln: Or thrown in the nuthouse. And it's awesome to see you again, Colleen.
Colleen Gemma: You too, Lincoln. And whoa! You've really had quite a growth spurt, not to mention you've still been hitting the gym like crazy! And Rarity, you really have changed a lot since we last met.
Rarity: I sure have, and I'm not only among his many future wives, but I'm also a loving mother of many kids.
Rarity showed Colleen Gemma the pictures of hers and Lincoln's kids and newborns and her jaw hit the floor.
CLANG!
Rarity helped put her mouth back in.
Colleen Gemma: And Lincoln's now a father?! Well, his dad did have a lot of kids, so I guess it's no surprise though. And given the huge combo of the diet we gave him, his hyperpuberty, genes, and many others, Lincoln really grew into the type of man that any girl would want for a husband: extremely strong, handsome, super brave, courageous, and always stands up to injustice.
Suddenly, Lincoln went up to and hugged Colleen Gemma in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Then, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on her neck with purple gems on the gold lightning bolts and purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Rarity: Uh oh, and I also knew that was coming, and now, you're part of his harem and are now his future wives. But, I'd save the kissing for later, let's get after that alien overlord.
Suddenly, we saw a beautiful and super sexy girl with long red hair with white streaked bangs and red hairband, blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful red angel wings, she's dressed in a red coat with a coat of arms on it, white short-sleeved shirt, necklace with pearls and red gem for the pendant, black pants, white bridal gloves, black knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with flames, knights, swords, magic, dragons, light, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Infernoble Knight Astolfo, in her right hand is The Sword of Hope, and with her are the twelve girls.
Red-Haired Girl: I hope I'm not too late, but I got the girls away from Otto Destruct before he could kill them.
Lincoln: No, you're not, Abigail Astolfo, you're just in time.
?: I WILL HAVE THAT LOMBAX'S HEAD FOR RUINING MY PLANS!
We then saw our target, Emperor Otto Destruct, and man, was he mad!
Sylvester: If there's another thing I can't stand, it's a crazy galaxy-conquering alien warlord!
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: He's caused enough damage to last a lifetime. Come on, gang, let's rip him to shreds and send him to Hell forever!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice ready, Darren Arcangela, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Aerrow and his team, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Otto Destruct, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln fired a red energy beam which hit Otto Destruct, and Lincoln drained him of his lifeforce and reduced him to a desiccated mummified corpse, then, he banished his soul to The Black Gates for good. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: Your days of causing havoc in the galaxy are over, Otto Destruct. (To Abigail Astolfo) And it's so good to see you again, Abigail Astolfo.
Abigail Astolfo: You too, Linky, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Abigail Astolfo and he hugged her, and Abigail Astolfo is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Abigail Astolfo: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know this sexy hot mama?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., this is Abigail Astolfo, Gene-Slammer of Infernoble Knight Astolfo,, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a very powerful wielder of fire magic and a very powerful swordswoman and a member of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table. She trained me both in the art of swordsmanship and magic, and I became a very powerful swordsman and master of magic, and she also taught me much about the Code of Chivalry and really instilled what it means to be a true hero, to fight with both courage and honor, to protect those I love and hold dear to my heart, and never to let those with such malice and evil in their black hearts get away with their crimes. Plus, you're going to love hearing this: Abigail Astolfo is the descendant of Astolfo.
Me: One of the Twelve Peers of Charlemagne, the son of Otto, the King of England, and is a cousin to Orlando and Rinaldo, and a descendant of Charles Martel.
Melanie Artorgius: The very one. Lincoln made her a crimson red coat with the coat of arms of Royal Woods' Knights of The Michigan Table along with a beautiful necklace, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips after their training, and Abigail Astolfo hates Lynn with a very blazing passion. One day, Maria Marlin and Lincoln along with the rest of the Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table were having a meeting at our castle, but then, the alarm triggered, and we saw who it was that had triggered the alarm: it was Lynn, and she'd brought with him an army of musclebound thugs she hired. Abigail Astolfo and Lincoln went out there along with the rest of us, and she slays them with her greatsword. It drove that belching farting gym bag into a blood-crazed fury, but before she could get after them, Lincoln and Abigail Astolfo fired chains of fire which bound that moron and tied her up. Lincoln called his family and the rest of his sisters and told them what happened, and needless to say, everyone wanted her head on a pike! But, Lincoln wasn't surprised to say the least, Lynn tried to kill him many times in the past, but in the end, her plan failed, and not only did she get a severe beating from my sisters, but Lynn Sr. and Rita also had her grounded for fifteen weeks and threw her in a cage, and to make sure she didn't try to get revenge, Abigail and Lincoln casted a spell to prevent her from coming after them because messing with the descendant of Astolfo and one of the members of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table will have dire and disastrous consequences.
Me: That Dark Lynn has and always will be nothing more than a wild aggressive and stupid animal!
Nico: Honestly, Lynn just didn't know when to quit!
Lincoln: We warned her many times about this, but no, Lynn had her head too far up her butt to even listen to our warnings.
Luna: We all said the same thing, dude, and we gave her a warning: if she didn't get her head out of her butt and stop trying to hurt our little bro, we wouldn't be coming to her aid, and we might even let your Guardian Angels who hated her so much to get after her.
Lincoln: But you do realize by letting them go after her, they'd kill her, right?
Nico: Lincoln's right about that. So many of his Guardian Angels hated Lynn that much, they want to kill her and throw her dead body in a ditch.
Me: And we saw the pictures of Lynn shredded and burned, it was proof of how much they hated Lynn for her stunts.
Lincoln: In every way possible, they hated Lynn for it, and now that you're here, Abigail.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Abigail Astolfo in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Abigail Astolfo: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Abigail Astolfo's neck with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Abigail Astolfo: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Abigail Astolfo.
Abigail Astolfo had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her, and he leaned down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them, then, we went up to the twelve girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, they immediately recognized them. The twelve girls are Aine Shirakami, Hinano Shirakami, Karen Susagano, Kokona Ao, Sayo Takegami, Mikoto, and Tama from Mikoko! and Teknique, Sun Strider, Zoey, Valor, and Rook from Fortnite.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Aine Shirakami, Hinano Shirakami, Karen Susagano, Kokona Ao, Sayo Takegami, Mikoto, and Tama from Mikoko! and Teknique, Sun Strider, Zoey, Valor, and Rook from Fortnite.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Aine Shirakami: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Aine Shirakami and the other eleven girls saw who it was that saved them from Emperor Otto Destruct, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white choker collar with gold accents and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura around him.
Aine Shirakami: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet you all.
Lincoln made eleven clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Aine Shirakami: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, twelve Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Aine Shirakami, Hinano Shirakami, Karen Susagano, Kokona Ao, Sayo Takegami, Mikoto, Tama, Teknique, Sun Strider, Zoey, Valor, and Rook with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The World Tree Estate and the rest of the team was shocked to find out the villain we went after was Emperor Otto Destruct, the leader of the Technomites and the main antagonist of Ratchet and Clank: Size Matters, who come back and wanted revenge on Ratchet and Clank.
But, when Lincoln showed what we all did in beating that monster up, and then, Lincoln firing a blast of red energy which hit Otto Destruct and it drained him dry of his lifeforce and then, sent his soul to The Black Gates forever, everyone cheered as they hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him and he had steam whistling from his ears. Lincoln, Colleen Gemma, and Abigail Astolfo have a lot of catching up to do now that they're back in town.
Maria: Oh man, I can't believe that another one of Ratchet and Clank's enemies had also returned from the dead to get revenge on them.
Lincoln: I know, but we brought an end to him for good.
Me: He sure did.
Nico: He deserved to die like that with you draining him dry of his life force.
After getting rid of Emperor Otto Destruct once and for all, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Abigail Astolfo and Colleen Gemma saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Abigail Astolfo: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever.
Colleen Gemma: He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Abigail Astolfo: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Colleen Gemma: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Nico: Yep. So, Abigail, we've already heard from Colleen of her memories with Lincoln, now what of you? What memories did you have with Lincoln?
Abigail Astolfo: Oh man, I was hoping you'd ask that. Well, this one time, Lincoln and I along with the rest of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table were riding out on patrol looking for any sign of trouble and we also had the rest of his Guardian Angels with him. Suddenly, we heard a loud belch in the air along with catching the stench of sweaty armpits, limburger cheese, and chum in the air, and we saw who it was coming after us: it was Lynn, and she had a massive army of thugs with her and she was out to kill Lincoln again, that set us off. We rode out there and we'd slain every last one of the thugs, then, we turned our attention to Lynn, and we brutally thrashed her. Then, Lincoln chained her up with chains of fire and we brought her before the rest of her family, and after we told and showed them all everything, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, and Mr. and Mrs. Loud were absolutely livid at Lynn once again, and Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, and Lily pounced on Lynn, and they brutally beat her smelly butt into the ground.
Nico: Jeez.
Lincoln: Then, Lynn got grounded for eighteen weeks and we threw her in a metal container.
Ellie Elsher: But, then, Lynn roared and pounded on the door trying to escape, and we proceeded to flip her the bird and some of us even pulled a double hander and that really set that Lynn off and she roared and beat her chest like a gorilla.
Raven Ghostrick: We were really getting sick and tired of that belching farting smelly gym bag always running loose and trying to kill Lincoln, but we always put her down like the moron that she is.
Me: That dark side of her was nothing more than trouble and she can never ever be forgiven.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Milan Stilton, Dolores, Elisabeth Blanctorche, Isla, Whip, Mature, and Vice are heading to Bubblaine.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Milan Stilton, Dolores, Elisabeth Blanctorche, Isla, Whip, Mature, and Vice are dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Milan Stilton, Dolores, Elisabeth Blanctorche, Isla, Whip, Mature, and Vice had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also removed Milan Stilton's dark side and sent her to The Black Gates, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Pablo and Anderson hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word those buttfaces have sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Dolores: Whoa, so this is Bubblaine, it truly is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Dolores, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Milan Stilton, Dolores, Elisabeth Blanctorche, Isla, Whip, Mature, and Vice dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, then they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Milan Stilton, Dolores, Elisabeth Blanctorche, Isla, Whip, Mature, and Vice got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, but then, they saw hulking muscle-bound thugs hired by Pablo and Anderson coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he'd sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Milan Stilton, Dolores, Elisabeth Blanctorche, Isla, Whip, Mature, and Vice and they hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Milan Stilton, Dolores, Elisabeth Blanctorche, Isla, Whip, Mature, and Vice placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and we saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Looks like someone really had a good time at Bubblaine, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!
Suddenly, seven Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Milan Stilton, Dolores, Elisabeth Blanctorche, Isla, Whip, Mature, and Vice with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Milan Stilton, Dolores, Elisabeth Blanctorche, Isla, Whip, Mature, and Vice are in your harem.
Sam Simpson: And Lincoln did an awesome job remove Milan Stilton's dark side and destroyed her for good.
Jenna: And Pablo and Anderson had some nerve trying to kill them, those two are just making things much worse for themselves.
Serena Logan: I always knew those heartless murderous buttfaces were and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and they're just making things worse for themselves.
Rarity: And trying to kill Milan Stilton, Dolores, Elisabeth Blanctorche, Isla, Whip, Mature, and Vice, now those repulsive apes are really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and they should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Pablo and Anderson scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, the morons have officially lost their minds.
Maria: (Flips Pablo and Anderson the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you buttface morons!
Nico: Even after we kicked Pablo and Anderson's miserable hides, those bastards still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Flip, Lewis Travolta, Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
Inuyasha: Leave that to me. (YELLS AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS AT THE JERKS) SHUT YOUR HALF-WIT PIE HOLE, YOU HEARTLESS BUTTFACES!
Suddenly, the Beads of Subjugation on Pablo and Anderson's necks and on the necks of the jerks glowed and the amplified gravity forced the jerks to faceplant on the ground, and we laughed hysterically.
Nico: Those Beads of Subjugation really are awesome!
Lincoln: And that'll be to remand them if they so much as get anymore dumb ideas again. Remind me to add more punishments to them.
Me: We'll do just that.
We were then watching TV when suddenly…
HIC!
We saw Luna and she looked weird.
Gypsy: You okay, Luna?
Luna: I have (HICCUP)…
Lisa Loud: Luna just appears to be suffering from involuntary spasms of the diaphragm; Street name: Hiccups.
Me: Man I hate Hiccups. They are such a fucking nuisance!
Nico: No kidding!
Me: Try this!
I gave Luna a paper bag and she blew into it.
Luna: [hiccup] "Aw man." [She blows in again. Eddy sharpens one of his hairs. Luna hiccups again.] "Oh man." [Blows in again. Eddy pops the bag with his hair. Luna goes flying under a cabinet and crashes into the wall.]
Eddy: "There, they're gone!"
Ed: "Hiccups have left the building, Eddy!"
[Luna hiccups, and an electrical outlet pops out of the wall.]
Eddy: "Strong hiccups."
Ed: [carrying Luna over] "Quick, Eddy, do something, Luna is gonna–" [hiccup] "–explode!"
[Ed throws Eddy on top of Luna and sits on both of them, fingers in his ears.]
Eddy: "Ed, you idiot, this ain't gonna get rid of the hiccups!"
[A hiccup throws them both off.]
Me: Geez! Those are lethal hiccups.
White Tiger: Try drinking water. (Chuckles) What am I saying? You use water for powers!
Luna: Good idea. (HICCUP) [She gets a glass and fills it up. Before she can drink, she hiccups, soaking herself. Luna gets another glass, hiccups again, spills again.]
Eddy: "You're doing it all wrong, you're supposed to drink it upside down."
[Eddy turns Luna upside down and pours a jugful of water into her. Luna hiccups and swallows the jug.]
Ed: "Let's scare her, Eddy." [He peels Luna's jaw open and shouts inside it.] "I AM A ZOMBIE AND I WILL MALICE YOU WITH A SHOEHORN!" [Hiccup.]
Luna: [stupefied] "Malice me with a shoehorn?!" [Hiccup. Hiccup. lands headfirst into the floor with the rest of her body sticking out vertically]
Full Tilt: Are they gone?
HIC!
Me: Nope. Let me try.
I had Luna sit up and then I TURNED INTO THE PUFFY FLUFFY IN HIS MONSTER FORM AND SCARED THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF LUNA!
SHE SCREAMED IN HORRIFYING FRIGHT!
I reverted back.
Luna saw that she stopped hiccuping!
Me: It worked!
Luna: Thank you dude! Thank you!
She hugged me.
Me: No problem Luna.
Nico: The one time I'm glad to see Puffy Fucky!
Me: (LAUGHS) Sorry Nico.
Nico: No worries but that was clever.
Me: Thanks. I wanted to go with the Thing but we know that doesn't scare us hardly anymore.
Lola: Yeah.
?: That was awesome though.
We saw a Dragapult!
Me: Hey a Dragapult.
Nico: Neat.
Dragapult: (In a girls voice) Awesome to see you again Nico.
Nico: Camille Furya!? Whoa!
She reverted back and was a girl with aqua green hair and had blue eyes and blue clothes.
Camille Furya: Awesome to see you again Nico.
Nico: Same here.
Brawn: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Camille Furya: When me and Nico were playing bash the monsters in our punching bag yard at my family's house and it was awesome.
Nico: She has this awesome punching bag field and they have monsters faces on the bags.
Eli: Cool!
Qin: That is always fun to see.
Xenia: Awesome.
Nico and Camille hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Camille Furya: Same here Nico.
Gulper: Gulper think you should have used soda to get the hiccups out.
Luna: That would have been perfect.
Me: Here Luna.
I gave her some fizzy juice.
Luna: Thanks dude.
Luna guzzled down the juice.
Luna: Ahh. (LOUD BELCH)
She belched and then it hit Sam and her clothes turned into rainbow jeweled clothes.
Sam S.L.: WHOA! This is awesome Luna.
Luna: Oh sorry Sam but that dress is awesome!
Rarity: Boy it most certainly is darling.
Nico: Yeah.
Then the previous group came.
Ghost: Can me, Firefly, Plastique, Whiteout, Gearhead, Molten Man, Trickster, Loki, Cad Bane, and Vortex go with you guys?
Nico: You all sure can.
Qin: This will be fun. Whatever our mission will be it will be good.
Nico: Yep. We'll have to meet the Duraludon gene-slammer on our mission.
Lola: That is a good reason.
Firefly: We heard Luna scream. Is she okay?
Me: She's fine. I had to use the scare cure on her for a REALLY Nasty case of the hiccups.
Eddy: (LAUGHS) J.D. turned into Puffy Fluffy and scared the living daylights out of her.
Laney: It's true. And it worked.
Luna: It sure did. Though I'm probably not going to be able to sleep for a week after that.
Cheetah: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: This one will be the biggest one of them all. Eternatus and Urshifu.
We gasped!
Me: Whoa!
Nico: I know. Eternatus was the first ever Legendary Galar Pokemon you caught J.D.
Me: Boy I remember that! That was so awesome!
Camie: That is cool!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire eyes and rainbow iris of his Third Eye glowed, and he had a vision and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than another of Mordecai and Rigby's enemies, Summertime Song, and he's back to get revenge. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Nico: Lincoln, what's wrong?
Lincoln: We got some big trouble, Nico, where are Mordecai and Rigby?
Then, Mordecai, Rigby, and the others arrived.
Mordecai: We're here, Lincoln, and let me guess, another one of our enemies has come back?
Lincoln: Right on the money, Mordecai. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today: the figure I saw in the vision is none other than your old enemy, Summertime Song, and he's back to get revenge on you all.
Mordecai and the others gasped.
Mordecai: Oh what, I hoped never to see him again.
Rigby: Same here.
Me: What can you tell us about him?
Mordecai: Well he's a walking Cassette Tape. You know those old Cassette Tapes that we used a long time ago.
He told us about him.
Mordecai and Rigby discover an old tape while cleaning the top of the park house from the roof titled "Summertime Loving, Loving in the Summertime" by a fictional band known as "Solid Bold". Later on, they listen to the song for nostalgia sake. But then it gets stuck in Rigby's head. After the song starts to possess Rigby and takes over his mind, Mordecai gets freaked out and approaches Skips in order to solve the problem. Skips claims that some sleep would solve the problem. When Rigby was asleep and started dreaming, The Summertime Song was released. When Rigby woke up, the Summertime Song converted into a physical form and appeared in Rigby's room, dancing and playing the song.
After it emerged from Rigby's head, it started to interfere with everyone else in the park. In order to fight back against the Summertime Song, Mordecai asks Rigby for a list of things that he likes and converts them into a song, therefore creating the "Aww Snap" song. The park crew then approach the Summertime song and perform the song. However, the Summertime Song is not defeated until Benson arrives. Benson brings out his drums and helps the crew perform the Aww Snap song thus finally leading to the Summertime Song's destruction. The Summertime Song makes its return in Exit 9B as one of the many revived villains thanks to Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr. but is easily destroyed by Mordecai after being whacked by his baseball bat.
When it was done we were shocked!
Nico: WHOA! That is crazy!
Eli: Yeah!
Nico: Looks like we've got to destroy him once and for all.
Lincoln: Yep, let's head to The Park and stop that mixtape.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure was none other than Vendra Prog, the main antagonist of Ratchet and Clank: Into the Nexus, and she's come back for revenge on Ratchet and Clank. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and Ratchet, Clank, you're not going to like it: the figure we sensed was none other than Vendra Prog, and she's come back for revenge on you two.
Ratchet: Now, Vendra Prog is back, I thought we'd never have to see her again!
Clank: But, there was no doubt she'd come back for revenge on us.
Marina Kaimana: Well, there's no way I'm going to let her get away with this, I'm going to drown her in the tides of my wrath!
Ratchet: Yikes, why do I have the feeling things are about to get wild?
Nico: Uh oh, when you get a Hydrosapien that mad, you better watch out! Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading off to destroy that mixtape, Summertime Song, once and for all!
Lincoln: We'll destroy that crazy mixtape that caused trouble for Mordecai and Rigby, and once we get done destroying that crazy mixtape, you're next, Vendra Prog.
Marina Kaimana: You better be ready to drown in a tidal wave of water, Vendra Prog, now you're about to face the wrath of my entire race!
Plastique: What are we waiting for then?
Nico: Lets go!
We were off to the park.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and we headed out to destroy the mixtape villain, Summertime Song once and for all, and once we get done destroying that mixtape of terror, Lincoln and Marina Kaimana are going to destroy Vendra Prog.
We arrived at the park.
Benson: Hey guys! Glad you could make it.
Nico: Looks like we got here just in time Benson.
Benson: Nico, there's someone here to see you.
Bruiser Cruiser: Who could that be?
Then out came a Duraludon!
Me: Cool a Duraludon!
Nico: Awesome.
Duraludon: (In a girls voice) I heard you guys might need some help with this.
Nico: Sasha Winslow!? Whoa!
Kelsey Winslow: Sis!? Wow!
She reverted back and Sasha was a girl with black hair and had yellow and black clothes.
Sasha Winslow: Kelsey!
She and Kelsey hugged.
Sasha Winslow: I am so happy to see you sis.
Kelsey Winslow: Me too sis!
Nico: That is awesome that you are Kelsey's sister!
Me: It sure is. You know she is also a power ranger right?
Sasha Winslow: I sure do and I'm so proud of her.
Me: Awesome.
Molten Man: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Sasha Winslow: When me and Nico climbed that.
She pointed to an amazing DIAMOND MOUNTAIN 400 klicks to the south.
Me: The Lonely Diamond Mountain! That is awesome!
Nico: It sure is.
Nico and Sasha hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Sasha Winslow: Same here Nico. Same here.
Toxica: Is the Summertime Song really that bad?
Rigby: Not Crocker and Burns bad. But it IS annoying.
Me: What does it sound like?
Pops: I'll show you and it's delightful.
He played it
(Summertime Loving, Loving in the Summer by Solid Bold plays)
It's summertime and you know what that means.
Gonna head down to the beach, gonna do some beachy things.
It's summertime, it feels just right.
Gonna gather all my friends and we'll party through the night.
It's summertime luh-uh-loving.
It's loving in the summertime.
It's summertime luh-uh-loving.
Oh baby, why can't you be mine?
It's summertime and I just can't wait.
Gonna call you on the phone, gonna take you on a date.
It's summertime and I hope you like steak.
Gonna take you to a restaurant, and eat enough fillet.
[Chorus]
It's summertime and when dinner's done.
Gonna take you to the club, gonna dance and have some fun.
It's summertime and when the end is near.
Gonna put you really close, whisper "let's get out of here".
[Chorus]
It's summertime and I just can't wait.
Gonna call you on the phone, gonna take you on a date.
It's summertime and I hope you like steak.
Gonna take you to a restaurant, and eat enough fillet.
[Chorus]
When it was done we were amazed.
Me: Wow that is really catchy.
Loki: I'm sorry, Rigby. But I find nothing bad about it.
Me: Yeah I think it's a cute song.
Qin: How can it be annoying?
Nico: Yeah I don't see anything bad about it.
Mordecai: Trust me. It IS bad. And I have proof of it!
Ashi: Can you show us said proof?
Mordecai: Sure.
He told us what happened when they faced this one this first time.
Mordecai and Rigby are cleaning the gutter of the house and Mordecai wanted the gloves because his hands were the one's getting dirty, but Rigby said that he won the gloves when they were playing Rock, Paper, Scissors. When Rigby hoses off the leaves, he finds an old cassette tape. At first, Mordecai wants to see how far he can throw it, but Rigby wants see what band it is. Mordecai rubs the dirt off and the tape says Solid Bold, alongside the song ("Summertime Loving, Loving in the Summer (Time)"). Rigby wants to listen to it because it was his favorite song when he was younger, or his "jam", but Mordecai says the song sucks. Rigby said that Mordecai enjoyed it too, but only back in junior high school, but Rigby still wants to listen to it so Mordecai agrees (he only listens to it just so he can take a break). But Mordecai quickly can't stand the song and Rigby likes it at first, but then he dislikes it later and ejects the tape off and throws it to the garbage can.
Mordecai and Rigby then go off to have lunch, but Rigby starts singing the song without him knowing it. As the day goes on, Rigby keeps singing the song, constantly annoying Mordecai. Mordecai can't stand it anymore, so he decides that he should listen to the band called "Brain Explosion" but the song puts Rigby to sleep. Then he thinks that if they listen to the song some more, the song will eventually drain out of Rigby's head. Mordecai still can't stand the song and leaves the room quickly, leaving Rigby having to listen to the song over and over.
Eventually, when Mordecai comes back, Rigby says the song is still stuck in his head. Mordecai tries to think of another plan that Rigby should listen to loud objects, but it doesn't work. Then while Mordecai starts thinking of another plan, he hears the Summertime song and tells Rigby to stop playing the tape, but he turns around and learns the fact that he is levitating from the ground, waves pouring from his mouth, as though he were possessed to sing the song. Mordecai eventually goes to Skips for help. Skips punches Rigby into a wall to see if it will get out of his head, but Rigby says that it didn't work. Skips proclaims he can do nothing in a situation like this so said that Rigby should sleep it off. While Rigby sleeps, he dreams he is being attacked by the Summertime song, but he then gets the tape literally out of his head, and then wakes up and finds out that the song is no longer in his head.
Happy that the song is no longer in his head, Rigby goes to Mordecai and shakes him awake, telling him that he can no longer hear the song. Mordecai was glad that "Summertime Loving" was out of Rigby's head and they never have to listen to it again. But the situation has actually gotten worse. As the song did leave Rigby's head, it manifested itself into a physical form, taking the form of a giant cassette tape with arms and legs and big, red sunglasses singing the Summertime song. Mordecai thinks that if they ignore the song, it will probably get sick of them and leave. But the song doesn't go away, and goes on scaring the people in park, even annoying the park crew and aggravating Benson enough, as he and the groundskeepers leave in anger and annoyance.
Finally, Mordecai and Rigby can't take it anymore, and decide that they should write an even more cheesy, catchy, and repetitive song to get rid of it. Mordecai and Rigby ask Pops to distract it. Out in the garage, they come up with the lyrics and Skips appears with his bass. Mordecai asks Skips how he knew they were writing a song to get rid of the summertime song. Skips says he knows everything, but he was in the bathroom and overheard them talking about it. Mordecai decides to play guitar, Rigby decides to play tambourine, Skips plays bass, Pops plays keyboard, and Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost play trumpet. As the gang starts playing their song (Aw, Snap), they start losing against the Summertime Lovin' song because of its catchier tune. Eventually, Benson arrives to help and shows his amazing skills as a drummer, giving the group "a beat" and more strength. Their "Aw, Snap" song outmatches the Summertime song and it blows up due to extreme pressure. As the gang celebrates their victory, they learn the horrible fact that Rigby now has "Aw, Snap!" stuck in his head, much to their dismay and horror.
When he was done we were shocked!
Me: WHOA!
Nico: That may not be Burns or Crocker bad but you guys have Earworm because of it.
Camie: Earworms?
Me: A Fictitious term for a fictitious parasitic worm that plays the same song on your brain over and over and it drives you nuts.
Vortex: Almost reminds me of Surfin Bird. Except that it's alive.
Stewie: Uch don't remind me.
Lily: SpongeBob was addicted to the song Musical Doodle and that was a great song.
SpongeBob: That was an awesome one.
Prohyas: And I invented the song Purple Pete and that drove Vambre crazy.
Vambre: (British Accent) Ach! Don't remind me.
Nico: Boy lots of us have had incidents with an Earworm.
Grinnade beeped.
Me: Grinnade said that it's amazing we had so many incidents like that.
Nico: Dexter told me that he and his family had a Boy Band Virus and that acted very similar to Earworm.
Dexter: It's true guys.
Lola: Wow.
Cad Bane: But as stated before, it's not Crocker or Burns bad. So, let's have it in our ranks
Nico: Okay. As long as it doesn't annoy you guys.
Qin: Yeah.
Lola: But first lets get those earworms out of Mordecai and Rigby.
Lincoln: And I know just the thing for it.
Nico: What?
Lincoln pulled out bagpipes.
Nico: You gonna play the bagpipes?
Lincoln: Yep. I have been learning a lot about traditional Scottish songs ever since we found out about our Scottish heritage.
Meridith McHenrickson: (Scottish Accent) Well show us what you can do laddie.
Lincoln: (Scottish Accent) All righty. I will lass.
Lincoln was dressed in a Scottish kilt and uniform and he played Scotland the Brave. He played the song perfectly and then the Earworms came out of Mordecai and Rigby's heads and I caught them.
Me: GOTCHA!
He stopped and panted.
Lincoln: (PANTS)
I put them in a jar.
Nico: Awesome job Lincoln!
Vice: I thought that was just a figure of speech, not literal.
Lincoln: Me too!
Lily: Well in SpongeBob's case it was literally.
Nico: That is weird. But cool.
Me: Yeah. But well done Lincoln!
Merida: (Scottish Accent) You played the pipes well laddie.
Lincoln: Aww thanks guys.
Lucille Loud: (Scottish Accent) That was really well done lad.
Trickster: (smirks) Summertime!
Nico: Dude, no.
Me: (LAUGHS)
Woody Woodpecker: At least we know one thing though. The Earworms do not like Bagpipes.
Nico: Yeah no kidding.
Scotsman: (Scottish Accent) Aye. That is good knowledge now.
Nico: Yeah no kidding.
Swift Foot: What do you think the Summertime Song is doing right now?
Qin: Probably annoying someone else.
Nico: Yeah. But we're going to be ready for it.
Me: We'll fight it with music.
Thorax: Don't leave me out!
Me: Wouldn't dream of it.
We got the stage set up.
Nico: Okay you guys sing and then when he comes we'll do the entrance.
Me: Got it Nico.
They got ready.
Me: HIT IT GIRLS!
Pinkie Pie: 1, 2, 3, 4!
(NEVER LET ME DOWN AGAIN BY DEPECHE MODE PLAYS)
Me and the Rainbooms: (SINGING DIVINELY AS RAINBOWS AND ENERGY SWIRLED AROUND US)
I'm taking a ride with my best friend
I hope he never lets me down again
He knows where he's taking me
Taking me where I want to be
I'm taking a ride with my best friend
We're flying high
We're watching the world pass us by
Never want to come down
Never want to put my feet back down on the ground
I'm taking a ride with my best friend
I hope he never lets me down again
Promises me I'm as safe as houses
As long as I remember who's wearing the trousers
I hope he never lets me down again
We're flying high
We're watching the world pass us by
Never want to come down
Never want to put my feet back down on the ground
We're flying high
We're watching the world pass us by
Never want to come down
Never want to put my feet back down on the ground
Never let me down
Never let me down
Never let me down
Never let me down
See the stars, they're shining bright (never let me down)
Everything's alright tonight (never let me down)
See the stars, they're shining bright (never let me down)
Everything's alright tonight (never let me down)
See the stars, they're shining bright (never let me down)
Everything's alright tonight (never let me down)
See the stars, they're shining bright (never let me down)
Everything's alright tonight (never let me down)
Then the skies had rainbows and swirled around them and it was awesome.
Mordecai: Awesome song.
Whiteout: You sure he's gonna show up?
Nico: Give it time.
Then we heard SUMMERTIME LOVIN'
Nico: There.
We saw a walking cassette tape!
Nico: There he is. Wow he IS an anthropomorphic cassette tape.
Eli: Lets go.
Nico: Entrance time.
They went at it.
Summertime Song was dancing and singing and then the spirits of the world of music came and they swirled around him and then converged and then a massive rainbow bursted out of the ground and formed into an awesome rainbow helix nebula swirled into the sky and then a phoenix cry was heard and then everyone came out!
Qin: That was awesome!
Helga Sinclair: I can hear it from up close!
Nico: Me too!
Qin: This will be awesome!
Nico: Yep. Keep singing guys!
Me: With pleasure!
(THE NIGHT BEGINS TO SHINE BY B.E.R. PLAYS)
Me and the Rainbooms: (SINGING DIVINELY AS A TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSE FORMED ABOVE US)
I saw you dance
From the corner
I caught your name
In a conversation
Playing hard-to-get
But I can understand
When I look at you
I see the story in your eyes
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
Talk 'til dawn
My heart was racing
I took you home
In the driving rain
Had my mind made up
I wanna feel your touch
When I look at you
I see the story in your eyes
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
(Night begins to shine)
The night begins to shine
Had my mind made up
I wanna feel your touch
When I look at you
I see the story in your eyes
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine (the night begins to shine)
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine (the night begins to shine)
We fired waves of energy, sunlight and moonlight and blasted the tape all over.
Qin: Oh yeah!
Firefly: How about a little fire?
He fired waves of fire and blasted the tape all over.
Summertime Song was knocked down.
(ENDLESS MIST OF NIGHTMARES BY GATOPAINT PLAYS)
Rarity, Me and the Rainbooms: (SINGING DIVINELY AS JEWELS AND DARKNESS SWIRL AROUND US)
(Get me out of here)
(There's no turning back)
No escape from here
(Whispers calling up to me)
Someone, save me
The soft melody of my beating heart
Is fading through this darkness
Surrounding me, cradling me
I can't find a way out
My desire, my dream
It's turning its back to me
Is this how it's supposed to be?
No
Somehow
(I'm still here)
Trapped within these chains
Trying to hold on
While I hope you won't forget me
(It's useless) As I keep believing
(My fate has been sealed) I will see you again
To see your light shine through
This endless mist of nightmares
I feel those eyes staring
Those voices calling up to me
They need me
I must stay
[Guitar Solo]
I'm still here
Trapped within these chains
Trying to hold on
While I hope you won't forget me
(It's useless)
As I keep believing
(My fate has been sealed)
I will see you again
To see your light shine through
This endless mist of nightmares
(Please) The meaningful gift I've been given
(Let) "There's something you fear."
(Me) Means I should give something in return...
(Help) "Your kindness won't be forgotten"
We fired waves of jewels and energy and water and blasted Summertime Song all over!
Qin: OH YEAH!
Xenia: AWESOME!
Luna: Have a taste of my guitar, dude!
Luna played an awesome riff and blasted Summertime Song all over!
Sam S.L.: ROCK ON! YEAH!
Maria: Had enough?
But it was far from finished.
Nico: Obviously not.
Lola: Yep.
But then Killer Shrike, Wolf, Captain Boomerang, Crimson Dynamo, Shiva, Billy Numerous, Deker, Mummy, Diabolico, and Sportsmaster appeared.
Nico: Killer Shrike, Wolf, Captain Boomerang, Crimson Dynamo, Shiva, Billy Numerous, Deker, Mummy, Diabolico, and Sportsmaster.
Me: Time for usual battles girls.
Rainbow Dash: Awesome!
We got down and joined the group.
Killer Shrike: Am I the only one hearing the song from him?
Wolf: Nope. I can hear it too.
Captain Boomerang: (Australian Accent) Me too, mates.
Me: Yeah.
Shiva: (to Nico) We heard you fought Icky Vicky.
Nico: We sure did.
Crimson Dynamo: (to Akira) You must've been proud to fight her alongside Sydney.
Akira: I sure am and so is Izzy Moonbow.
Qin: Yeah. Next time we'll give her the Black Gates if she ever tries to escape again.
Nico: And Cosmo's brother helped her escape.
Shiva: Jorgen told us all about that! Cosmo your brother is a menace.
Cosmo: Yeah he sure is!
Nico: At least he's not Crocker and Burns menace level.
Xenia: Yeah.
Witchblade then appeared.
Me: Back for another round I see Witchblade.
Witchblade: Is sure am!
Masane: This is gonna be awesome and fun!
Witchblade: (to Masane) So, I finally get to meet you.
Masane: You sure do and it's awesome that you and I both share the same name as my hero name.
Me: That sure is coincidentally cool.
Qin: It sure is.
Witchblade: I'll say.
Lola: Yeah.
Masane: I'm looking forward to this.
We got the battles underway.
Rice Fitzgerald, Haruko Kamio, Misuzu Kamio, Chan Lee, Sailor Cosmos, Sailor Moon, Slifer The Sky Dragon, Eli, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Gulper and Grave Clobber VS Killer Shrike, Lanhua, Sugar Rush Trio, TTG Kitten, Dancing Rats, and Phantom Puppeteer - Nico's rescue and us battling Icky Vicky as well as Izzy Moonbow and Sydney transforming
Killer Shrike was first.
Killer Shrike: (to Rice) Nico's rescue involved battling Icky Vicky as well as Izzy Moonbow and Sydney transforming. You should be proud of Sydney.
Rice: Oh we are and it is so awesome that they took down Icky Vicky.
Haruko: Yeah that monster just can't take a hint!
Misuzu: No kidding there. And we were there on a Tootsie Roll and Tootsie Pop planet and it was awesome.
Killer Shrike: Boy I haven't had Tootsie Rolls and Tootsie Pops in like forever! Good candy there. But that's good you took Icky Vicky down there!
Chan Lee: Yeah Icky Vicky will get the black gates if she escapes again.
Sailor Cosmos: And that is a promise on that!
Sailor Moon: I agree there too!
Slifer agreed too with a roar.
Eli: Yeah that bubblebutt bimbo had it coming for a long time.
Rarity: I agree there too darlings.
Sweetie Belle: Yeah she gives all babysitters everywhere a really bad name!
Gill Grunt: You got that right!
Killer Shrike: Yeah no kidding there. What a monster! Lets do it!
Rice called Kingler and Killer Shrike called out Meloetta. Rice merged with Misuzu and they formed into MIRICE! Killer Shrike merged with the Sugar Rush Trio and they formed into SHRIKE OF SUGAR! Rice and group fired waves of energy and water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.
Cole, Lilith Sahl, Jeanne Sorensson, Misty Tredwell, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, Cassie Covvington, Sadie Emperyous, Sadion The Timelord, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Cheetah and Fuzzy Lumpkins VS Wolf, Queen Cannabis, Dr. Ivo Robotnik, Gabby Gator, Dr. Felonius, and PPG Sandman - Us Another Haggis Sausage, Vomiting Doctor, Chili Dog, Rotten Fruit & Pizza Sewage Ball, Slamwich, Ramen Monster, Bradford Buzzard and Cluemaster and the Another Vomiting Doctor threw up on Nico and I threw up on him too because of the revolting stench from the Rotten Fruit & Pizza Sewage ball
Wolf O'Donnell was next.
Wolf: (to Cole) Nico, Aang's team, Cluemaster's team did good battling. Another Haggis Sausage, Vomiting Doctor, Chili Dog, Rotten Fruit & Pizza Sewage Ball, Slamwich, Ramen Monster, Bradford Buzzard and Cluemaster. The Another Vomiting Doctor and J.D. threw up on Nico because of the revolting stench from the Rotten Fruit & Pizza Sewage ball.
Cole: Oh it was disgusting! Nico smelled like throwup and it was gross!
Lilith Sahl: He was really drenched in vomit!
Jeanne Sorensson: He sure was and it was funny but gross!
Misty Tredwell: Yeah it sure was!
Allenby: It sure was but it was tasty for Nico to eat the Haggis Sausage, Chili Dog, Slamwich and Ramen Monsters.
Cassie Covvington: It sure was awesome.
Sadie Emperyous: It sure was cool.
Sadion: I agree there too.
Fluttershy: It sure was a neat and fun adventure.
Tornado Bolt: I thought it was cool too.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) It sure was cool ja.
Stealth Elf: I agree there.
Wolf: Boy that was crazy! Lets do it!
Cole called out Pyroar and Wolf called out Entei! Cole merged with Lilith and they formed into COLITH! Wolf merged with Queen Cannabis! They formed into WOLF CANNABIS!
Cole and group fired waves of energy, leaves, grass, flowers and fruit and smashed them down.
Julie Yamamoto, Meg, Ninjini, Mrs. Doolin, Gusto, Knight Mare, Eon Kid, Rice Fitzgerald, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Smoke Scream and Bruiser Cruiser VS Captain Boomerang, Yost Domino, Klomp, Tennis World, Kannon, and Kremlings- Lincoln's rescue
Captain Boomerang was next.
Captain Boomerang: (to Julie) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Pokitaru. How was it?
Julie Yamamoto: It was really fun and we battled Emperor Otto Destruct and destroyed him.
Meg: Yeah that was really fun.
Mrs. Doolin: It sure was awesome!
Ninjini: That is fur sure!
Gusto: It was really fun and cool.
Knight Mare: That is for sure there.
Eon Kid: I agree too there.
Rice Fitzgerald: You got that right.
Rainbow Dash: It sure was awesome.
Scootaloo: It sure was!
Whirlwind: Boy I'll say!
Captain Boomerang: That is cool mates! Lets do it!
Julie called out Greninja and Captain Boomerang called out Kangaskhan! Julie and Rainbow Dash merged and they became RAINJUILE! Captain Boomerang and Tchang Zu merged and they formed into CAPTAIN TCHANGERANG! Julie and group fired waves of lightning, rainbows, wind and energy and smashed them down!
Akira Akatsuki, Milly Ashford, Yumi Korra, Dawnstar, Sun Lad, Ferro Lad, Dr. Light (JL), Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Toxica and Jindrax VS Crimson Dynamo, Evil Orbit Woman, Ebirah, Mr. Nasty, Nefarious (Rocket Monkeys), and Space Gorillas - Meeting Abigail Astolfo and Colleen Gemma
Crimson Dynamo was next.
Crimson Dynamo (to Akira): I heard you guys met Abigail Astolfo and Colleen Gemma. What are they like?
Akira: Believe it or not, Colleen Gemma is the gene-slammer of Rarity and also Abigail Astolfo is the gene-slammer of Infernoble Knight Astolfo as well as the descendent of Astolfo the knight.
Crimson Dynamo: Wow! That is amazing!
Milly Ashford: We were amazed ourselves!
Yumi Korra: We sure were and it's awesome that Lincoln knows them.
Dawnstar: It sure is awesome.
Sun Lad: I agree there myself.
Ferro Lad: I agree there too.
Dr. Light (JL): And their stories are cool too.
FLASHBACKS
Colleen Gemma
Me: You two know her?!
Lincoln: We do.
Rarity: I knew her from Equestria, and it was right before...
Colleen Gemma: Before I moved to Royal Woods. Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Colleen Gemma, Gene-Slammer of Rarity, The Jewel Alicorn and Princess of Generosity, I'm Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Equestria and I'm a very powerful Jewel Alicorn and very powerful master of jewels and magic. I taught Lincoln how to cast some very powerful spells and how to dispel dark curses especially those that involve using jewels to dispel curses. Lincoln gave me a purple neck choker, and to show my thanks, I kissed Lincoln on the lips, and when that happened, my white horn on my head glowed with purple light and it was a sign of true love. Plus, I'm also a dear friend of Rarity from long ago and their bond has remained strong to this day, and like Rarity, I'm an awesome and beautiful Fashionista and she's always an amazing and generous young girl, but I also hate Lynn with a blazing passion because I'd seen what kind of person Lynn can be.
Nico: And what did she do to earn your wrath?
Colleen Gemma: That animal went charging at Lincoln to kill him in another attempt at his life in an ambush, but I saved Lincoln by firing a sapphire blue gem blast, and it put Lynn in a sapphire blue gem prison. I let Lynn out, who was now really enraged, but she was met by the angry glares of Lincoln's sisters and parents who heard everything from me, and Lynn got her smelly butt grounded for eleven weeks and thrown in a metal container.
We gasped.
Me: Lynn's Dark Side was and always will be a dumb animal!
Leni: She was totes lucky we didn't call the cops and get her sent to jail.
Lincoln: Or thrown in the nuthouse. And it's awesome to see you again, Colleen.
Colleen Gemma: You too, Lincoln. And whoa! You've really had quite a growth spurt, not to mention you've still been hitting the gym like crazy! And Rarity, you really have changed a lot since we last met.
Rarity: I sure have, and I'm not only among his many future wives, but I'm also a loving mother of many kids.
Rarity showed Colleen Gemma the pictures of hers and Lincoln's kids and newborns and her jaw hit the floor.
CLANG!
Rarity helped put her mouth back in.
Colleen Gemma: And Lincoln's now a father?! Well, his dad did have a lot of kids, so I guess it's no surprise though. And given the huge combo of the diet we gave him, his hyperpuberty, genes, and many others, Lincoln really grew into the type of man that any girl would want for a husband: extremely strong, handsome, super brave, courageous, and always stands up to injustice.
Abigail Astolfo
Nico: Yep. So, Abigail, we've already heard from Colleen of her memories with Lincoln, now what of you? What memories did you have with Lincoln?
Abigail Astolfo: Oh man, I was hoping you'd ask that. Well, this one time, Lincoln and I along with the rest of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table were riding out on patrol looking for any sign of trouble and we also had the rest of his Guardian Angels with him. Suddenly, we heard a loud belch in the air along with catching the stench of sweaty armpits, limburger cheese, and chum in the air, and we saw who it was coming after us: it was Lynn, and she had a massive army of thugs with her and she was out to kill Lincoln again, that set us off. We rode out there and we'd slain every last one of the thugs, then, we turned our attention to Lynn, and we brutally thrashed her. Then, Lincoln chained her up with chains of fire and we brought her before the rest of her family, and after we told and showed them all everything, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, and Mr. and Mrs. Loud were absolutely livid at Lynn once again, and Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, and Lily pounced on Lynn, and they brutally beat her smelly butt into the ground.
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Crimson Dynamo: GEEZ! Boy that Dark Lynn just didn't know how to quit!
Pinkie Pie: No kidding! What a big time party pooper!
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) That is for sure.
Featherweight: I agree there too.
Sprocket: You got that right.
Crimson Dynamo: That is for sure! Lets do it!
Akira and Crimson Dynamo called out their Skarmory. Akira merged with Iron Man and they formed into IRON AKIRA! Crimson Dynamo merged with Grizzly and they formed into THE IRON GRIZZLY!
Akira and group fired waves of metal, lightning and gears and smashed them down.
Kim Possible, Noir Wendoma, Soji Tendo, Z'neth, Peak, Apex, Dust Man, Wind Man, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Ashi, and Spoiled Rich VS Lady Shiva, Kuroto Dan, Teruteru Hanamura, Plasmus, Overload, and Cinderblock - Luna HAD NASTY HICCUPS
Lady Shiva was next.
Shiva: (to Kim) Luna HAD NASTY HICCUPS. Please tell me they're gone now!
Kim Possible: They are. And they tried all sorts of crazy things to get rid of them.
Noir: It was really funny! They tried a paper bag, then water while drinking upside down and then the scare cure.
Soji: The scare trick worked.
Z'Neth: Yeah that was awesome.
Peak: It sure was.
Apex: Yeah that was awesome.
Dust Man: It sure was.
Wind Man: Ed said that he will Malice her with a Shoehorn and then J.D. turned into Puffy Fluffy and scared the living daylights out of her.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah that was awesome and it worked.
Starshine Sparkle: Boy did it ever!
Spyro: And it was genius.
Shiva: Boy that is one good use for Puffy Fucky!
They laughed!
Kim Possible: (LAUGHS) Nico said the exact same thing!
They laughed some more.
Shiva: That is funny. Lets do it!
Kim called out Inteleon and Shiva called out Houndoom! Kim merged with Noir and formed into KIMOIR! Shiva merged with Kurato Dan and they formed into SHIURATO! Kim and group fired waves of magic and energy and smashed them down.
Ben Tennyson, Wallflower Blush, Alizarin Bubblegum, Mei Terumi, Tula, Hot Dog Princess, Heidi Coors, Homer Simpson, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Scrap Shooter and Grinnade VS Billy Numerous, Grand Duke's Minions, Suika Monster, Evilon, Gargoyle Legendorga, and Mad Hot Dog - Ed scared Luna by saying he will Malice her with a Shoehorn
Billy Numerous was next.
Billy Numerous: (to Ben) Ed scared Luna by saying he'll Malice her with a Shoehorn. And what Alien will you use this time?
Ben: I think this one will work.
He turned into Fourarms!
Ben: FOURARMS!
Billy Numerous: Awesome choice for this.
Fourarms: Thanks and yeah that was so funny! You should have seen it.
Wallflower Blush: It was really awesome and funny. Then J.D. used his method and turned into Puffy Fluffy and scared Luna really bad!
Alizarin Bubblegum: I hope J.D. didn't scare her too bad.
Mei Terumi: That would not be a good thing.
Tula: It sure wouldn't.
Hot Dog Princess: Yeah that was bad.
Heidi Coors: Boy she was more scared out of her mind than Garfield was when he saw that Lasagna monster!
Homer: Mmm Lasagna Monster. (DROOLS)
Sunset Shimmer: That was a funny day for us though.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) It sure was!
Sunburn: Boy no kidding there.
Billy Numerous: That was awesome and funny. Lets do it! (FORMS 1,500 CLONES)
Fourarms called Machamp and Billy called Greninja. Fourarms and Wallflower Merged and they formed into FOURWALL! Billy merged with the Grand Duke's Minions and they formed into THE GRAND NUMEROUS CLONES! Fourarms and team fired waves of fire and energy and smashed them down!
Ruby Rose, Sir George, Takumi Inui, Bolin, Jessica Cruz, Ibuki, Armada Blurr, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Light Skylanders, Vice and Skallox VS Deker, Black Knight of Merlin, Dreadtrux, Rock Doggler, Gra Doggler, and Earth Imperials Ninja Fumin - Mordecai and Rigby and friends are in trouble yet again
Deker was next.
Deker: (to Ruby) Mordecai and Rigby and friends are in trouble yet again. What's going on this time?
Ruby Rose: Well I'm sure you saw what was going on earlier. They are dealing with the Summertime Song. It's an anthropomorphic Cassette Tape.
Sir George: Indeed and we have not used those in ages.
Takumi: That is for sure.
Bolin: Boy it has been a while since we used those.
Jessica Cruz: Yeah that is for sure.
Ibuki: I know.
Armada Blurr: You got that right.
Starlight Glimmer: I agree there too.
Cozy Glow: It sure was crazy though.
Hex: Yeah.
Deker: That is crazy. Lets do it!
Ruby and Deker called out their Lunatone! Ruby merged with Sir George and they formed into RUBY GEORGE THE ETERNAL! Deker merged with Black Knight of Merlin and they formed into DEKER THE TERRIBLE KNIGHT! Ruby and group fired waves of bones, blood, skulls, magic, lightning and stars and smashed them down.
Maxxine Stennson, Mokunai XI, Avian, Burstinatrix, Sparkman, Bubbleman, Lisanna Strauss, Mirajane, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Shield Shredder and Swift Foot VS Mummy, Mummy of Anhk-Ha, Komodo Dragons, Tahnok-Kal, Minotaur (Hero 108), and Chameleons (Hero 108) - The Summertime Song is a walking Cassette Tape. We haven't used those since the 1980s.
The Mummy was next.
Mummy: (to Maxxine) The Summertime Song is a walking Cassette Tape. We haven't used those since the 1980s.
Maxxine: I know. Been a long time since then.
Mokunai XI: It has been a long time for us since then.
Avian: I agree there too.
Burstinatrix: That is for sure there.
Sparkman: Yeah no kidding there on that.
Bubbleman: You got that right.
Lisanna: I agree too.
Mirajane: Yeah me too.
Applejack: It has been a while since we used them.
Apple Bloom: It sure has been a while.
Flashwing: No kidding there.
Mummy: That is awesome though. Lets do it!
Maxxine called Mega Kingler and Mummy called Cofagrigus. Maxxine and Mokunai XI merged and formed into MAXKUNAI XI! Mummy and Mummy of Ankh-Ha merged and they formed into MUMMY 2.0! Maxxine and group fired waves of energy, earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.
Musa, Erina, Touma, Umika, Noel, Levi Weston, Megan Bryyo, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Starlight Glimmer and Thorax VS Diabolico, Evil Cloud Man, Mr. Kittles, Mustache Girl, Phantom (Real Ghostbusters), and Ganda - The Summertime Song is driving everyone bonkers!
Diabolico was next.
Diabolico: (to Musa) The Summertime Song is driving everyone bonkers! Even you probably are going nuts because of it.
Musa: Oh you bet I am! I'm starting to get a headache from it!
Erina: Me too!
Touma: Yeah what a one tracked mind!
Umika: That is for sure!
Noel: Yeah no kidding!
Levi Weston: You got that right!
Megan Bryyo: Yeah that is really annoying!
Princess Luna: You're not kidding.
Moondust: I agree there too.
Snowdrop: That is for sure.
Gari: What a horrible tune.
Blackout: I agree there.
Diabolico: Same here. Lets do it!
Musa called out Meloetta and Diabolico called out Crobat! Musa and Erina merged and they formed into MUERINA! Diabolico merged with Evil Cloud Man and they formed into DIABOLICO OF THE CLOUDS! Musa and group fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed them down
Lightning, Ramulus, Nigel Planter, Velma Green, Sailcat, Deshiko (Rosario Vampire), Carol Cierra, Crow Hogan, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Helga Sinclair and Marie Kanker Loud VS Sportsmaster, Thunderhoof, Universe 666 Caliber, Dark Decade, Universe 666 Arc, and Universe 666 Legend Arc - The Summertime Song will be put away
Sportsmaster was next.
Sportsmaster: (to Lightning) The Summertime Song will be put away. And be put into our ranks.
Lightning: I agree there too.
Ramulus: Yeah no kidding and he needs a new tune!
Nigel Planter: I agree there too as well.
Velma Green: You got that right there.
Sailcat: You got that right.
Deshiko: You're not kidding there.
Carol Cierra: Yeah that is for sure.
Crow Hogan: No kidding there too.
Princess Celestia: I agree too and it's going to be fun.
King Solar: I agree there and it's fun.
Solar Eclipsa: Yep it sure will be.
Amber Morning: You're not kidding there.
Spotlight: That is for sure.
Sportsmaster: I agree too. Lets do it!
Lightning and Sportsmaster called out Mega Machamp. Lightning merged with Ramulus and they formed into LIGHTULUS! Sportsmaster merged with Thunderhoof and they formed into SPORTSHOOF! Lightning and group fired waves of light and energy and smashed them down.
Alien Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Agito Riders, Masane, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Witchblade.
Witchblade was next.
Witchblade: Boy this will be fun.
Nico: You got that right!
May: Yeah this will be fun!
Masane: Looking forward to this.
Witchblade: I can tell. Lets do it!
Nico teleported and opened her safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of Summertime Song, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the anti-Summertime Song symbol etched on the 7'5" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels.
Nico teleported back with them.
Delphine: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! ALIEN!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Alien Rangers too!
Agito Riders: HENSHIN!
They transformed too!
Nico: Lets get her!
Delphine: AQUITAR RANGER BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit her and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
She was dead!
Nico: Witchblade you have failed this city!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped.
Emma: Time to play our own song.
Tsukasa: It's called "Downfall of Summertime"!
Kamen Ride: Dino Fury Red!
Kamen Ride: Dino Fury Blue!
Kamen Ride: Dino Fury Green!
Kamen Ride: Dino Fury Black!
Kamen Ride: Dino Fury Pink!
Kamen Ride: Dino Fury Gold!
Tsukasa turned into Dino Fury Red and Daiki summoned clones of the Dino Fury Rangers!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! DINO FURY!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Dino Fury Rangers!
Maria: And this! (TURNS DIAL) OCEANIC FURY 6!
She summoned MetalSeadramon, Yost Electro, Angler Fish (Freddi Fish), Aquarius Camus (Saint Seiya), Fish Beast of Antarctica (Scooby Doo), Shark Man exe (Mega Man Battle Network), Grand Doomer EX, Bouldergeist, Dreadtrux and Icy Angel!
Nico: Awesome!
MetalSeadramon: This is gonna be good!
We went at Summertime Song and bashed and pulverized and blasted him.
Lyssta fired waves of energy and blasted him all over.
White Tiger, Gypsy, Brawn and Full Tilt used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Brawn's Strength, Full Tilt's Grease Gun and White Tiger and Gypsy's powers 100-fold!
White Tiger and Brawn: SLAMMING TIGER SMASHER!
Gypsy and Full-Tilt: GYPSY GREASE BLAST!
Life of The Dragon Aspects and Firefly: LIFE DRAGON FIRESTORM!
Goosebumps of Ice and Plastique: EXPLODING ICE OF GOOSEBUMPS!
Rogue Fury and Whiteout: WHITEOUT FURY BURST!
Mermaid Force and Ghost: MERMAID FORCE BLAST!
Thunder of Noriko and Gearhead: THUNDERSTRIKE OF GEARS BLAST!
Flame Cerebrus Inferno and Molten Man: VOLCANIC CEREBRUS STRIKE!
India Power Fight and Trickster: INDIA POWER BLAST!
Wildmutt Force and Loki: WILDMUTT MEGABLAST!
Turbo Speed Blue and Cad Bane: TURBO SPEED BLAST!
Cloud Power Ninja and Vortex: WEATHER CLOUD FORCE BLAST!
Rainbow Dash, Storm Rainbow, Prism Bolt, Icy Storm, Overcast, Thunder Eagle-Hammer, Jessica Jumpstart, Air Turtle, Sharp Claws, Silverwing, Sky Blue, Lightning Dust, Scootaloo, Echo Five, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Tornado Bolt, Rumble, Magma Gloom, Spitfire, Vapor Trail, Sky Stinger, Angel Wings, Soarin, Night Glider, Wind Socks, Cloudkicker, Blossomforth, Thunderlane, Cloud Chaser, Daring Do, Derpy Hooves, Flash Magnus, Indigo Zap, Lightning Bolt, Lemon Zest, Lemon Tart, Sour Sweet, Split Face, Sunny Flare, Fire Light, Sugarcoat, Smartsweet, Frosty Orange, Velvet Sky, Smolder the Dragon, Air Skylanders and Françoise: LIGHTNING STRIKE OF LOYALTY!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Rainbow Dash, Mordecai, Rigby, Benson, Laney, Lana, Lola and Lily: PARK RETRIBUTION SONG STORM!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Lincoln: MUSIC ELEMENT STYLE: GUITAR!
Entrapta: MUSIC LIGHTNING STYLE: VIOLIN!
Perfuma: MUSIC NATURE STYLE: TROMBONE!
Frosta: MUSIC ICE STYLE: SAXOPHONE!
Jessica Shannon: MUSIC STING STYLE: PIANO!
Peni Parker: MUSIC WEB STYLE: DRUM!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said instruments.
Lincoln and his harem: MUSIC FINAL SMASH: MUSICAL BLAST!
They fired explosive music notes. The blasts all hit the Summertime Song and smashed him down.
We fired rainbow energy blasts at Summertime Song, and they exploded and he was knocked down and tied up and the song stopped as he was knocked out and we beamed him to the M.O.E.
Nico: You got that right, Lincoln. Awesome job, gang.
Lincoln: Now, there's only one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: Vendra Prog.
?: RATCHET, CLANK, I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE ON YOU FOR DESTROYING DREADZONE AND RUINING ME!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large search pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the ten coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the ten large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Ratchet: Oh great, I knew there was no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You better get out her right now, Vendra Prog, before someone blasts you out!
A figure came out, and it was none other than Vendra Prog.
Ratchet: You've got some nerve showing your face again, Vendra Prog. You just don't even know when to quit!
Vendra Prog: I'll have your head for this, Lombax!
Marina Kaimana fired a powerful water blast which hit Vendra Prog and burned her like the witch she is.
Marina Kaimana: If anyone's dying here today, it's going to be you.
Suddenly, Marina Kaimana's aqua blue eyes turned neon aqua blue and she was surrounded by an aqua blue energy aura with stars, water, ocean waves, aliens, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her Alien Hunter-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Vendra Prog, she left aqua blue energy, stars, water, ocean waves, aliens, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Marina Kaimana: You really really make me sick, you took great delight in putting so many innocent humans and creatures just so you can bring back The Nethers and take over the galaxy! That is the last straw, Vendra Prog, as the Gene-Slammer of Alien Hunter and warrior of the Hydrosapien race, I hereby sentence you to death for everything that you've done!
Suddenly, Marina Kaimana was surrounded by a massive vortex of aqua blue energy with stars, water, and ocean waves, surrounding the vortex, there are aliens, phoenixes, angels, and Alien Hunter flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix with blood red eyes glaring at Vendra Prog: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Marina Kaimana emerged, but she was changed forever.
Marina Kaimana grew from 7'0" to 7'9" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has blue highlights in the bangs of her long aqua blue hair, she has neon aqua blue eyes and an aqua blue energy aura with stars, water, ocean waves, aliens, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has the Water Kanji in the hands of Alien Hunter emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with aqua blue iris, she has on alien earrings with aqua blue gems for eyes and holding the Water, Star, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Alien Hunter with aqua blue gems for eyes and holding the Water, Star, and Eternity Kanjis in her hands on the bottom of her aqua blue alien-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with aqua blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and aqua blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Marina Kaimana has on a sleeveless aqua blue crop top, aqua blue skirt, aqua blue knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, water, ocean waves, aliens, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Alien Hunter surrounded by stars, water, and ocean waves. Suddenly, Marina Kaimana felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive aqua blue angel wings with blue tips on the large aqua blue feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long aqua blue wolf tails with blue tips and blue markings, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with aqua blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.
Suddenly, Marina Kaimana's massive Alien Hunter-themed greatsword and all the other greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of aqua blue energy, stars, water, ocean waves, aliens, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Marina Kaimana's Hydrosapien Galactic Water Maelstrom Alien Hunter Greatsword of Eternal Hydrosapien Galactic Water Maelstrom Alien Hunter Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded blue gems and Alien Hunter etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged aqua blue blade, large aqua blue alien heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with large aqua blue gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large aqua blue alien heads and below the aqua blue alien heads is a large white angel head with aqua blue gems for eyes and aqua blue gem in its mouth for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with aqua blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left large gold cuff Bracer, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold versions of Alien Hunter's head with aqua blue gems for eyes and large aqua blue gem in it's mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an aqua blue kanji below Alien Hunter that said, "Marina Kaimana, Gene-Slammer of Alien Hunter, Very Powerful, Sexy, and Immortal Hydrosapien from Planet Hydros, Powerful Warrior and Tactician, Powerful Water Master, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher of Lincoln's Many Enemies, Destroyer of Vendra Prog, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Water, Stars, Angels, Phoenixes, and Hydrosapiens"
マリーナ・カイマナ、エイリアン・ハンターのジーン・スラマー、ヒドロス星から来た非常に強力でセクシー、そして不滅のヒドロサピエン、強力な戦士であり戦術家、強力な水の達人、愛情深い守護天使でありリンカーンの将来の妻であるラウド、リンカーンの多くの敵を粉砕する者、ヴェンドラの破壊者プログレ、破壊者、悪のスレイヤー、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして水、星、天使、フェニックス、ヒドロサピエンスのマスター
Suddenly, Marina Kaimana's immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she'd transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!
Marina Kaimana has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ALIEN HUNTER-HYDROSAPIEN-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA ALIEN HUNTER HYDROSAPIEN GODDESS COSMIC MAELSTROM ALIEN HUNTER HYDROSAPIEN GODDESS ANGEL OF DIVINE ALIEN HUNTER HYDROSAPIEN GODDESS COSMIC MAELSTROM ALIEN HUNTER HYDROSAPIEN GODDESS ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE ALIEN HUNTER HYDROSAPIEN GODDESS COSMIC MAELSTROM ALIEN HUNTER HYDROSAPIEN GODDESS ANGEL LOVE!
We were really amazed by Marina Kaimana's Super Angel-Alien Hunter-Hydrosapien Goddess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Vendra Prog saw it, she went mad with rage and ran at her to kill her, but Marina Kaimana fired a massive and powerful barrage of neon aqua blue energy, stars, water, ocean waves, aliens, phoenixes, and angels at Vendra Prog, and they exploded as they hit her and she got severely burned, she got back up, but now, she was mega pissed off.
Me: WHOA!
Nico: UH OH! NOW, THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET WILD!
Lincoln: You got that right, Nico. This is exactly what happens when you really get a Hydrosapien mad.
Marina Kaimana: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Water Maelstrom Alien Hunter Hydrosapien Goddess Angel and Divine Cosmic Water Maelstrom Alien Hunter Hydrosapien Goddess Angel Love) Yep, you make me or anyone of my race mad, you're going to drown, Now, let's wash this vile monster away, Linky.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Marina Kaimana.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You're not laying one hand on Ratchet and Clank, Vendra Prog. The only thing awaiting you is getting washed away by the tides.
Marina Kaimana and Lincoln went after Vendra Prog, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, aqua blue energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spiders, whales, monkeys, hummingbirds, lizards, giants, condors, cats, llamas, dogs, snakes, spirals, wings, snakes, trees, crocodiles, herons, fish, dark dragons, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Ghouls, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Yetis, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Vendra Prog and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Then, they attacked her with their massive greatswords leaving scars on her, and Lincoln left many more with his claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Marina Kaimana also attack them with punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they smashed her all over with their immense and extremely powerful superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving her mad.
Vendra Prog tried to run at them, but Lincoln drove his massive greatsword into her stomach and he began sucking out her psychic powers and he made them his own. Then, with one massive swing, he sent Vendra Prog flying into the air, and Lincoln and Marina Kaimana formed two aqua blue energy balls with stars, water, ocean waves, aliens, phoenixes, and angels surrounding them, and to Vendra Prog, she was about to meet her end.
Marina Kaimana and Lincoln: HYDROSAPIEN WATER MAELSTROM MEGABLAST!
Marina Kaimana and Lincoln fired the two aqua blue energy balls with stars, water, ocean waves, aliens, phoenixes, and angels surrounding them, and they hit Vendra Prog and exploded, the combination of the resulting explosion and the water and ocean waves killed and reduced Vendra Prog's body to dust, and she was sent to The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly for what Marina Kaimana and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down, and Marina Kaimana's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long aqua blue wolf tails, and massive aqua blue angel wings are permanent.
Marina Kaimana: That'll teach you, Vendra Prog, to never ever mess with the galaxy nor with its inhabitants. Thanks for helping me get rid of Vendra Prog, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Marina.
Suddenly, Marina Kaimana wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Marina Kaimana's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and Alien Hunter flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and ocean waves raging behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Marina Kaimana absorbed the elemental forces and ocean waves and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Nico: Whoa, oh man, now that's what I call a watery fight between Hydrosapien Angel and Angel Warrior VS. Psychic Witch, Lincoln, Marina, you two really showed her no mercy, and that combo you used on her, that was really awesome.
Lincoln: She deserved it big time, and it was after I sucked out her psychic powers and made them my own.
Me: For her desire to bring back the Nethers, she deserved a horrible end and to sink into a watery grave.
Nico: You got that right. So, Lincoln, which Noble Knight Gene-Slammer are you going to meet tomorrow?
Lincoln: I know just the one: A Gene-Slammer for Infernoble Knight Maugis.
Melanie Artorgius: (GASPS) That's awesome, and there's only one person who'd be Gene-Slammed into Infernoble Knight Maugis, Mira Maugris, and you guys are going to love meeting her, Mira Maugris is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a very powerful wielder of fire magic and a very powerful swordswoman and a member of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table. She trained Lincoln both in the art of swordsmanship and magic, and he became a very powerful swordsman and master of magic, and she also taught him much about the Code of Chivalry and really instilled what it means to be a true hero, to fight with both courage and honor, to protect those he loves and holds dear to his heart, and never to let those with such malice and evil in their black hearts get away with their crimes. Plus, you're going to love hearing this: Mira Maugris is the descendant of Maugris.
We gasped in total shock.
Me: Maugris, one of the Twelve Peers of Charlemagne and member of Charlemagne's court.
Katara Chevalierflamboyant: (French Accent) That's right, plus, Lincoln made her a white coat with the coat of arms of Royal Woods' Knights of The Michigan Table along with a beautiful necklace, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips after their training, and Mira Maugris hates Lori with a very blazing passion. One day, Mira Maugris and Lincoln along with the rest of the Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table were having a meeting at our castle, but then, the alarm triggered, and we saw who it was that had triggered the alarm: it was Lori, and she'd brought with her an army of musclebound thugs she hired. Mira Maugris and Lincoln went out there along with the rest of us, and she slays them with her greatsword. It drove that farting control freak bitch into a blood-crazed fury, but before she could get after us, Lincoln and Mira Maugris fired chains of fire which bound that alpha bitch and tied her up.
Nico: Did he call his family and the rest of his sisters for this?
Lincoln: Yep, and needless to say, everyone wanted her head on a pike!
Me: Should've known she would do something like this.
Lincoln: I know, but I wasn't surprised, Lori tried to kill me many times in the past, but in the end, her plan failed, and not only did she get a severe beating from my sisters, but Mom and Dad also had her grounded for fifteen weeks and threw her in a cage, and to make sure she didn't try to get revenge, Mira and I casted a spell to prevent her from coming after us.
Me: Yeah, messing with the descendant of Maugris and one of the members of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table will have dire and disastrous consequences.
Nico: Jeez, that animal really hated that her greatest "plan" was foiled once again, and she got into even more serious trouble with her own family, yeesh.
Lincoln: Loei seriously didn't even know when to quit, and to make it worse, her plan earned them the vengeance of my nice sisters infinite-fold.
Billy Numerous: You hear that? Complete silence.
Deker: I couldn't agree more.
Nico: Yeah.
Mummy: At least now, that song stopped playing.
Me: Yep.
Sportsmaster: This calls for a celebration!
Diabolico: (to Musa) One where you can play a different song.
Musa: That is for sure.
Nico: Yep. Great job today guys. That's another one of Mordecai and Rigby's enemies that bit the dust.
Qin: Yeah!
Mordecai: (To the viewers) Control how many times you listen to a song.
Nico: Yep.
We went back home and had an awesome time playing video games and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome chapter done.
This chapter is one awesome one and it was funny. It aired on March 28th, 2011 and it was fun.
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For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Riddler, Yzma, The Creepy Heap from The Deep, Malaria, Ice World and Astral Drop Cornelia as well as Tecna, Merida, Nadine Tyrannus, 2018 Dark Phoenix, Helena Helios and Sophia Kitka and we're going to the Townsville Sector. But unfortunately the Mayor is at it again and he is bashing peoples heads in because like before in the episode Hot Air Buffoon he wanted to save the town himself. But this time he has gone off the deep end and is BASHING EVERYONE'S BRAINS OUT! PIPP PETALS AND NANETTE ARE GOING TO TRANSFORM AGAINST HIM AND TEACH HIM A LESSON! Also we're going to battle Another Terrorking, Infernalqueen, Shadowknight, Desrook, Darkbishop, Vilepawn and Annihilator Archfiend, Archfiend General, Mist Archfiend, Skull Archfiend of Lightning, Yzma and Riddler. And we're going to meet a gene-slammer for a Tibetan Mastiff and her name is Dawa. Also we're going to meet an Eternatus Gene-slammer and her name is Elaine Anderson and she is a strong and powerful girl from Nico's Physics classes.
The match-up scene is for Lenora Wicherek, Gene-Slammer of Alien Skull, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Ace Hardlight, the secondary antagonist of Ratchet: Deadlocked, former Zordoom prisoner, champion of DreadZone, and Vox's right-hand man.
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Auradon, and we got bad news: it appears that Brandon Skellington's old enemy from Halloween Town, Darryl Calderon, and one of the allies of Oogie Boogie, has come to Auradon, and he wants revenge on us for what we did giving Oogie Boogie The Black Gates, but Brandon Skellington's really going to teach him a lesson in the same way his father, Jack Skellington, had done to Oogie Boogie, and send him to The Black Gates forever. And we're going to meet the next Noble Knight Gene-Slammer, her name is Mira Maugris, Gene-Slammer of Infernoble Knight Maugis, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a very powerful wielder of fire magic and a very powerful swordswoman and a member of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table. She trained Lincoln both in the art of swordsmanship and magic, and he became a very powerful swordsman and master of magic, and she also taught him much about the Code of Chivalry and really instilled what it means to be a true hero, to fight with both courage and honor, to protect those he loves and holds dear to his heart, and never to let those with such malice and evil in their black hearts get away with their crimes. Plus, you're going to love hearing this: Mira Maugris is the descendant of Maugris, one of the Twelve Peers of Charlemagne and member of Charlemagne's court. Lincoln made her a white coat with the coat of arms of Royal Woods' Knights of The Michigan Table along with a beautiful necklace, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips after their training, and Mira Maugris hates Lori with a very blazing passion. One day, Mira Maugris and Lincoln along with the rest of the Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table were having a meeting at our castle, but then, the alarm triggered, and we saw who it was that had triggered the alarm: it was Lori, and she'd brought with her an army of musclebound thugs she hired. Mira Maugris and Lincoln went out there along with the rest of us, and she slays them with her greatsword. It drove that farting control freak bitch into a blood-crazed fury, but before she could get after them, Lincoln and Mira Maugris fired chains of fire which bound that alpha bitch and tied her up. Lincoln called his family and the rest of his sisters and told them what happened, and needless to say, everyone wanted her head on a pike! But, Lincoln wasn't surprised, Lori tried to kill him many times in the past, but in the end, her plan failed, and not only did she get a severe beating from his sisters, but Mom and Dad also had her grounded for fifteen weeks and threw her in a cage, and to make sure she didn't try to get revenge, Mira and Lincoln casted a spell to prevent her from coming after them because messing with the descendant of Maugris and one of the members of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table will have dire and disastrous consequences.
Along with the next Elemental Alicorn Gene-Slammer, her name is Melora Pomona, Gene-Slammer of Applejack, The Apple Alicorn and Princess of Honesty, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Equestria and she's a very hardworking and honest girl who loves working in the apple orchards and she's also a very powerful Apple Alicorn and very powerful master of apples and magic, and she taught Lincoln how to cast some very powerful spells and how to dispel dark curses. Lincoln gave her a red neck choker, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and when that happened, her orange horn on her head glowed with orange light and it was a sign of true love. Plus, she's also a dear friend of Applejack from long ago and their bond has remained strong to this day, and like Applejack, she's an amazing and honest young girl and she's really hardworking not to mention, she's also really really strong, but she also hates Chandler with a blazing passion because Melora had seen what kind of deceitful and manipulative person Chandler is, and she saved Lincoln from getting ambushed by Lynn who went charging at him to kill him in another attempt at his life, but Melora charged in and she kicked Chandler into a nearby fence and he got knocked out because of just how strong she is. She called the cops and that lying snake was taken away to jail after she told him everything of what he tried to do to Lincoln.
Get ready for an out of sight mystery with Mystery Inc. as we go and take down the Invisible Madman and make sure he is visible and sent back to prison.
see you next time.
