This chapter is a Sequel to the Camp Lazlo Episode, Meatman but with a bunch of twists
Walking through Ponyville was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Courtney, Froze, Gwen Lancelot XXXVII, Nicholette Tesla, Luna Spencer and Rachel Lilly as well as Count Vertigo, Wolfman, Julie Hinikawa, Phantoon, Ghost of Chef Pierre Goulash and Komodo Dragons and we were there for another awesome rescue.
Me: Ponyville is looking awesome.
Xenia: Yeah I'll say.
Lola: It sure is awesome.
Misty Tredwell: You got that right.
Qin: Always love coming to Ponyville.
Camie: Me too.
Courtney: It sure is awesome.
Nico: Courtney, I want to thank you, Count Vertigo, and your teams for coming.
Courtney: No problem Nico. This is gonna be so awesome.
Froze: You got that right on that.
Nico: Froze, remember when we met you in 2021?
Froze: Boy I sure do. On J.D.'s rescues. Those were fun.
Me: They sure were awesome.
Lana: I'll say!
Froze: So much fun.
Gaon: I like how you're part wolf.
Froze: Me too. It's awesome.
Lola: Yeah.
Qin: That is cool.
Nico: Yep. Boy yesterday was a goofy mystery.
Me: No kidding there.
Nico: Did it really remind the 2003 Turtles of the Foot Tech Ninjas
Me: That's what they said.
Qin: That was cool.
Laney: It sure was.
Me: And the best part is that Gibby is back with us.
Sakura Knudson: It sure is awesome!
May: I really am glad he got over his obsession with Velma.
Me: Yeah me too.
Nico: Yeah.
Maria: According to Velma, this isn't the only mystery featuring Gibby.
Nico: Nope. He appeared in 4 of them. I think.
Me: That is awesome.
Nico: Everything seems peaceful so far.
Lincoln: Okay, guys, I wound up getting some bad news from Dad. It appears that Edward's four older brothers, Cheesly, Alpine, Fancy Pants, and Phillip have escaped from Lynn's Table.
We gasped.
Me: Those four douchebags have escaped?!
Nico: Not those freaks again! Those beavertailed duckbilled buttfaces!
We then took a look at the footage that Lincoln pulled up, and we saw it: Edward's four older brothers have escaped from Lynn's Table, and we soon saw that Schnozmo was the one who did it. We were so pissed off now.
Eli: Why, that big-nosed good-for-nothing con artist!
Nico: We warned Schnozmo yesterday that he was on thin ice, and that if he ever did this again, he was fired and he was going straight to Abracatraz Prison.
Rita: I better warn Lynn about this along with Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, and Sparky.
Lincoln: I already did so, Mom, and while they're busy going to capture Schnozmo, we'll handle those four Platypus jerks, and this is going to be so awesome, not only are we going to pulverize those dumb jerks once again, but I sensed it. Zipp, just like Twilight, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Starlight, Sunset, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Sunny, Izzy, and Pipp, you're also going to transform into your most powerful and ultimate transformation, just like when J.D. and I ascended.
Zipp Storm: You know, you're right, Linky. I felt it for myself, and now, it's about to come out.
Me: This is going to be so awesome!
Lincoln: But, I also sensed Sheila is also going to transform. Now, let's go find Cheesly, Alpine, Fancy Pants, and Phillip and pulverize them. (Senses for Cheesly, Alpine, Fancy Pants, and Phillip) AHA! Gotcha! They're just up ahead to the north of our location and they're heading right for us. But heads up, gang, Pablo and Anderson have sent more musclebound thugs at us again!
Anna Anyanova: (GROWLS) I'M GONNA BEAT THOSE TWO STUPID BUTTFACES INTO A BLOODY PULP WHEN WE GET BACK!
Lincoln: Easy, Anna. I got this.
Lincoln concentrated on Pablo and Anderson's army of armed musclebound thugs, and then, waves of red energy came right out of them and they screamed in agonizing pain, and the waves of red energy then flowed into Lincoln and he was getting stronger and stronger and stronger still, and as soon as Lincoln was done, the thugs were all drained of all their energy and were left as desiccated corpses drained of their life forces, muscle mass, virility, and strength, and he sent them to The Black Gates. Then, we set our sights on Cheesly, Alpine, Fancy Pants, and Phillip.
We went at them.
And went to find them and then…
?: YOU JERKS ARE GOING TO PAY FOR HUMILIATING US!
Suddenly, we saw Cheesly, Alpine, Fancy Pants, and Phillip heading right for us with clubs in their hands and they were really crazy. They were about to attack us, but Lincoln made a powerful shield made of diamond to protect us all while Cheesly, Alpine, Fancy Pants, and Phillip were still beating at the shield with their clubs, but eventually, their clubs broke and that made them go completely ballistic and started pounding on the shield with their fists, but they broke both of their hands! WHAT A PACK OF IDIOTS!
Then, Lincoln fired four diamond balls at Cheesly, Alpine, Fancy Pants, and Phillip and it hit them hard in the face as gold, jewels, gems, and currencies exploded out of them and they sent them crashing onto the ground as they were pushed back. Lincoln deactivated the shield as Cheesly, Alpine, Fancy Pants, and Phillip got back up and they were still out to pulverize us.
Me: Should've known you four jackasses would also break out!
Cheesly: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTHS! YOU'VE RUINED US!
Lincoln: YOU DID THAT TO YOURSELVES, YOU MORONS!
Lincoln punched Cheesly hard in the face, and sent him flying into the others and they crashed into a wall. Just then, Lynn Sr. and Timmy Turner arrived with Schnozmo beaten and mangled up and all tied up in a rainbow energy straitjacket and Neutronium Chains liked with rainbow energy.
Lynn Sr.: We already captured Schnozmo, and we arrived just in time to see those four get pummeled once more.
Timmy Turner: We'll save firing him after we take care of Cheesly, Alpine, Fancy Pants, and Phillip.
Sheila: You guys are under arrest!
Me: And another thing, Edward is a much better platypus then you mutant beavers ever could be!
Fancy Pants: We're platypuses you fucker!
Nico: You guys are bad brothers!
Eli: YEAH! You give all brothers EVERYWHERE a bad name!
Nico: YEAH!
Lola: You make me sick!
Lola fired waves of fire and burned them.
Alpine: (laughs evilly) Wait until you find out what Lumpis has planned!
Nico: Whatever it is, we'll just foil him again!
Lincoln: I've had enough of that moose!
Me: Me too!
POW!
I punched Alpine in his face.
Eddy fired his blaster and blasted Alpine and Fancy Pants.
Leni and Ed bashed and pulverized Cheesly and Phillip.
Xenia: And this!
She fired arrows and skewered their legs!
Nico gave Cheesly a wet willie.
SPLAT!
Cheesly: EW! GROSS!
Lola: YEAH!
Lana: AWESOME!
I gave Alpine a nasty noogie!
Eli kicked Fancy Pants in the balls and Sheila legswept and kicked Phillip into a trash can!
Zipp Storm: Right, and I've had enough of those brain-dead jerks!
Suddenly, something within Zipp Storm's mind really snapped as memories of Cheesly, Alpine, Fancy Pants, and Phillip's crimes rushed through her head and her turquoise eyes turned neon turquoise and she was surrounded by a raspberry, rose, and cyan energy aura with Equestrian Magic, Alicorns, stars, and lightning bolts, she unholstered her massive Zipp Storm's Friendship Legacy and Friendship Savior Greatsword of True Alicorn Eternal Friendship and True Friendship Magic Alicorn Justice from her back, and as she approached Cheesly, Alpine, Fancy Pants, and Phillip, she left raspberry, rose, and cyan energy, Equestrian Magic, Alicorns, stars, and lightning bolts with every step.
Zipp Storm: You four jerks absolutely make me sick, it's bad enough you jerks enjoyed tormenting and torturing your little brother, but you also enjoy making the lives of everyone around you a living nightmare with your stupid antics, and that's something I can't stand! (SUDDENLY GETTING EXTREMELY PISSED OFF) But, it's quite obvious that you refuse to change and still want to remain the jerks that you are, and Schnozmo had some goddamn nerve to break you jerks free, in the same way he freed Mandy and Icky Vicky, just so he could also get revenge on us too for ruining his con-artist scams..., THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD IT UP TO HEAR WITH YOU FOR THE FINAL TIME, CHEESLY, ALPINE, FANCY PANTS, AND PHILLIP! AS THE SUCCESSOR TO TWILIGHT SPARKLE'S LEGACY OF FRIENDSHIP, I REFUSE TO LET YOU RUN FREE A SINGLE SECOND FURTHER, YOU FOUR ARE ABOUT TO GET THE BEATING OF YOUR MISERABLE LIVES!
We gasped at the sheer extent of Zipp Storm's fury: Edward's four older brothers were literally done for!
Me: OH MAN!
Eli: UH OH!
Nico: OH SHOOT! YOU'RE DEAD FOR SURE, PRICKS!
Lincoln: The last time Zipp Storm's fury was unleashed, it was when we dealt with The Imperium Horde, now her rage is about to be unleashed once again, and this time on Edward's four older brothers! STAND YOUR GROUND, EVERYONE, SHE'S GOING TO BLOW!
We stood our ground as Zipp Storm screamed like a madwoman and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
There was a massive and incredibly powerful explosion and she was surrounded by a massive vortex of raspberry, rose, and cyan energy with Equestrian Magic, stars, and lightning bolts surrounding the vortex, there's a group of Alicorns flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an violet phoenix with red eyes glaring at Cheesly, Alpine, Fancy Pants, and Phillip: the red eyes of death.
Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln Loud's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, The Unity Crystals fired a beam of light into Zipp Storm's Friendship Legacy and Friendship Savior Greatsword of True Alicorn Eternal Friendship and True Friendship Magic Alicorn Justice, and then, her massive greatsword glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of raspberry, rose, and cyan energy with Equestrian Magic, stars, and lightning bolts surrounding the vortex, there's a group of Alicorns flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an violet phoenix with red eyes glaring at Cheesly, Alpine, Fancy Pants, and Phillip: the red eyes of death was A MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HER AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!
THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO ZIPP STORM! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, ZIPP STORM EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!
(TOP GUN THEME PLAYS)
Zipp Storm grew from 7'4" to 7'9" in height, she has weighted gold bands over the weighted bands on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large raspberry orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has aqua highlights in the bangs of her long flowing hot pink hair with aqua streaks, she has neon turquoise eyes and a raspberry, rose, and cyan energy aura with Equestrian Magic, Alicorns, stars, and lightning bolts surrounding her, she has an Alicorn along with her cutie mark on its horn emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with turquoise iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with turquoise gems for eyes and the Storm, Magic, Friendship, and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves, she also has an Alicorn with turquoise gems for eyes and holding the Storm, Magic, Friendship, and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves on the bottom of her hot pink Alicorn-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with hot pink crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and hot pink gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Zipp Storm has on a white sleeveless midriff top with her cutie mark on it, pink shorts, black sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with Equestrian Magic, Alicorns, stars, and lightning bolts on the coattails, and an Alicorn on the back surrounded by stars and on top of its horn is Zipp Storm's cutie mark. Suddenly, Zipp Storm felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive white angel wings with multiple colors on the large white feathers grew much bigger for her new body and her hot pink and blue streaked tail grew longer, and her white horn on her head also grew longer. Zipp Storm has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large hot pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Zipp Storm's massive Zipp Storm's Friendship Legacy and Friendship Savior Greatsword of True Alicorn Eternal Friendship and True Friendship Magic Alicorn Justice and all of the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of raspberry, rose, and cyan energy, Equestrian Magic, Alicorns, stars, and lightning bolts, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Zipp Storm's Athletic Thunderstorm Zephyr Friendship Legacy and Friendship Savior Greatsword of True Alicorn Eternal Friendship and True Friendship Magic Alicorn Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded violet gems and her cutie mark etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large golden Alicorn heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with large pink gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold Alicorn heads with rainbow gems for eyes and on the bottom of the heads is a Pegasus head with rainbow gems for eyes and a large pink gem in its mouth for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with violet gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left gold Bracer, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle and turquoise gems for eyes and a large pink gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a raspberry kanji below the Alicorn that said, "Zipp Storm, Alicorn Princess of Unity, Princess of Zephyr Heights, Athlete and Detective of Maretime Bay, Savior, Protector, and Inheritor of Twilight Sparkle's Legacy of Friendship, Dear Friend of Sunny Starscout, Hitch Trailblazer, Izzy Moonbow, Misty Brightdawn, Jazz Hooves, Rocky Riff, Posey Bloom, Rufus, Dahlia, Windy, Fifi, Sparky Sparkeroni, Zoom Zephyrwing, Thunder Flap, Onyx, and Many, Loving Daughter of Queen Haven, Loving Older Sister of Pipp Petals, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of Queen Opaline and The Doomsday Twenty-Three, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, Archenemy of Roller Ghoster, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of The Powers of Friendship, Unity, and Magic"
ジップ・ストーム、ユニティのアリコーン・プリンセス、ゼファー・ハイツのプリンセス、メアタイム・ベイのアスリート兼刑事、トワイライト・スパークルの友情の遺産の救世主、保護者、そして継承者、サニー・スタースカウトの親愛なる友人、ヒッチ・トレイルブレイザー、イジー・ムーンボウ、ミスティ・ブライトドーン、ジャズ・フーヴス、ロッキー・リフ、ポージー・ブルーム、ルーファス、ダリア、ウィンディ、フィフィ、スパーキー・スパーケローニ、ズーム・ゼファーウィング、サンダー・フラップ、オニキス、その他多数、クイーン・ヘブンの愛する娘、ピップ・ペタルズの愛する姉、リンカーンの将来の愛する妻ラウド、デストロイヤー女王オパリンと終末二十三、エクエストリア、ポニービル、カンタロットの擁護者、友情テーブルの騎士団のメンバー、ローラーゴースターの大敵、破壊者であり悪の殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべきそして、驚くべき強力な教師の強力な生徒であり、友情、団結、魔法の力の達人です
Suddenly, Zipp Storm's immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!
Zipp Storm has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-UNITY ALICORN PRINCESS-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA ZEPHYR ATHLETIC DETECTIVE LIGHTNING EQUESTRIAN UNITY FRIENDSHIP ZEPHYR ALICORN ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ZEPHYR ATHLETIC DETECTIVE LIGHTNING EQUESTRIAN UNITY FRIENDSHIP ZEPHYR ALICORN ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE ZEPHYR ATHLETIC DETECTIVE LIGHTNING EQUESTRIAN UNITY FRIENDSHIP ZEPHYR ALICORN ANGEL LOVE!
We were really amazed by Zipp Storm's Super Angel-Unity Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Edward's four older brothers saw it, they bellowed with rage and ran at her with fresh new clubs to kill her, but Zipp Storm fired a massive barrage of very powerful barrage of raspberry, rose, and cyan energy blasts, Equestrian Magic, Alicorns, stars, and lightning bolts at the jerks, and they got hit and electrocuted and sent flying into a brick wall, they got out, but now, they were pissed off!
Nico: (TRULY AMAZED) Whoa...!
Me: (TRULY AMAZED) Incredible...!
Lincoln: (TRULY AMAZED BEYOND IMAGINATION) That's so awesome! Zipp Storm's transformed into her Super Angel-Unity Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form. And what those four jerks tried to do to her, now I'm going to smash their skulls in!
Zipp Storm: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Zephyr Harmonious Elemental Unity Friendship Equestrian Magic Alicorn and Divine Harmonious Elemental Unity Equestrian Friendship Zephyr Alicorn Love) That'll be for after Sheila transforms, Linky. After all, she also wants to smash their skulls in.
Sheila: That's a definite, those jerks have no respect for their younger sibling at all, so it's up to the responsible and respectable siblings to knock some sense into their skulls. And don't think you're getting out of this, Schnozmo, after we get done dealing with those jerks, you're in massive trouble, and I even called your Mama!
Wanda: You called Mama Cosma?! Oh boy, she really didn't like Schnozmo and his con artist ways, he caused so much trouble, and as a result, she kicked him out of the house. When she finds out about this, sparks are going to fly!
Lincoln: He's going to get told off in a big way!
Rita: And wait 'til my husband also gets through with you, you big-nosed con-artist dirtbag!
Lynn Sr. cracked his knuckles, and Schnozmo gulped in so much fright: he was in big trouble not only with Lynn Sr., but he's also in severe trouble when Mama Cosma comes over.
Suddenly, Sheila Castille's yellow eyes turned neon yellow, and she was surrounded by a green energy aura with stars, webs, spiders, and rocks surrounding her, she unholstered her massive Shredlegs' Earth Spider Sword of Nature Justice from her back, and as she approached Cheesly, Alpine, Fancy Pants, and Phillip, she left green energy, stars, rocks, webs, and spiders with every step.
Sheila Castille: There's absolutely no way am I going to forgive you four jerks for what you've done, you've caused a ton of trouble for the town of Prickley Pines and Camp Kidney for the last time, and now, thanks to that con-artist, Schnozmo, you four decided to come back for more. Now, you four are in for an even worse punishment!
Suddenly, Sheila Castille was surrounded by a massive vortex of green energy with stars, webs, spiders, and Earth surrounding the vortex, there's Shredlegs running around the vortex, and in the vortex is a grey phoenix with red eyes glaring at Cheesly, Alpine, Fancy Pants, and Phillip: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Sheila Castille emerged, but she was changed forever.
Sheila Castille grew from 6'5" to 7'9" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has spring green highlights in the bangs of her long flowing green hair, she has neon yellow eyes, and a green energy aura with stars, rocks, spiders, and webs surrounding her, she has the image of Shredlegs holding the Earth Kanji in its hands emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with green iris, she has on spiders earrings with green crystals for the eyes and the Earth and Eternity Kanji in its legs, and her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with green gems on the gold leaf links and green crystal links and a green spider-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of The Element of Harmony is Shredlegs with green crystals for the eyes and holding the Earth and Eternity Kanjis in its legs for the pendant. Sheila Castille has on a long sleeveless purple blouse, purple short-sleeved top with a green phoenix and rocks on it, lavender pants, lavender leg warmers, spring green shoes with butterflies on it, and a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, webs, spiders, and rocks on the coattails and on the back is Shredlegs surrounded by rocks. Suddenly, Sheila Castille felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive green angel wings with light green tips on the large green feathers grew much bigger for her new body. Sheila Castille has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large green gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger, Blue Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger, and gold wedding ring on her right pinky finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Sheila Castille's massive Shredlegs' Earth Spider Sword of Nature Justice and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of green energy, stars, rocks, spiders, and webs, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Sheila Castille's Underground Shredlegs Earth Spider Greatsword of Underground Spider Nature Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded green gems and Shredlegs etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged, brown blade, large brown spider heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and large green gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large spider heads with red gems for eyes and on the bottom is a spider head with green gems for eyes for the pommel. Sheila Castille has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with green gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left gold Bracer, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Shredlegs' head with green gems for eyes and a large green gem inside its open mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip.. There's a dark green kanji below Shredlegs that said, "Sheila Castille, Gene-Slammer and Partner of Shredlegs, Dear Friend and Ally of The Underground Girls and The Turtles, Police Officer of The Gotham Royal York Police Department, Loving Wife of Eric Loud, Archenemy of Milos Masaryk Also Known As Unicorn, Loving Sister of Lupin and his Friends, Destroyer of Evil Montana Max, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Destroyer of Ch'Rell, The Ultrom Shredder, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Earth, Spiders, and Webs"
シーラ・カスティーユ、ジーン・スラマー、シュレッドレッグスのパートナー、アンダーグラウンド・ガールズとザ・タートルズの親愛なる友人であり同盟者、ゴッサム・ロイヤル・ヨーク警察署の警察官、エリック・ラウドの愛する妻、ユニコーンとしても知られるミロス・マサリクの大敵、愛する姉妹ルパンとその仲間たちの、悪の破壊者モンタナ・マックス、悪の破壊者にして殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、チェ・レルの破壊者、ウルトロム・シュレッダー、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そしてマスター地球、蜘蛛、巣の
Suddenly, Sheila Castille's immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!
Sheila Castille has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-UNDERGROUND GIRL-SHREDLEGS-SPIDER-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA EARTH STARSTORM UNDERGROUND GIRL SPIDER ANGEL OF DIVINE EARTH STARSTORM UNDERGROUND GIRL SPIDER ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE EARTH STARSTORM UNDERGROUND GIRL SPIDER ANGEL HOPE!
We were amazed by Sheila Castille's Super Angel-Underground Girl-Shredlegs-Spider-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Eric Loud saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes. But, when Edward's four older brothers saw it, they went ballistic and tried to go after her, but Sheila Castille fired a massive barrage of green energy, stars, rocks, spiders, and webs which exploded as they hit them and more gold, gems, jewels, and currencies came out of them, they got back up, but now, they were beyond mad.
Sheila: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Star Earth Underground Spider Angel and Divine Star Cosmic Earth Underground Spider Angel Hope) You jerks really are insane if you think you can try to attack me like that.
Nico: How do you feel, Sheila?
Sheila: I feel incredible Nico! This is awesome.
Lincoln: However, you should know that this act of attempted assault and battery on a police officer is really bad news for you four, and you've just added more charges to your rap sheet already.
Eric Loud: Not to mention, that's my wife you just tried to assault. NOW, I'M REALLY GOING TO KICK YOUR ASSES HARD!
Lori: Uh oh!
Luna: Yep, they tried to hurt Cousin Eric's wife, and now, they're in huge trouble!
Qin: All in CAPITAL Letters!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Zipp Storm, Eric joined Sheila, and so did we as we unholster our weapons and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You four should consider yourselves lucky, we're not going to kill you, because we're saving the worst of our wrath for that big-nosed con artist!
Schnozmo double-gulped in fright: Lincoln was indeed talking about him. He was now in mondo huge gigantic trouble now!
UH OH!
Zipp Storm, Lincoln, Sheila, and Eric went after Cheesly, Alpine, Fancy Pants, and Phillip, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, hot pink energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkins, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at The Platypus Brothers and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Then, they attacked them with their massive greatswords leaving scars on them, and Lincoln left many more with his claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Zipp Storm attacked them with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really really really driving The Platypus Brothers madder than ever.
Platypus Brothers: WE'LL KILL YOU!
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You four are heading back to your posts with a concussion or four!
Lincoln went at The Platypus Brothers, and he then literally laid down a really really nasty beatdown on them, and it was horrific. LINCOLN SMASHED THEIR BEAKS IN, SMASHED THEIR TEETH OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS WITH SUPER HARD PUNCHES, HE BROKE EVERY LAST BONE IN THEIR BODIES, HE TIED THEIR TAILS TOGETHER, AND GAVE THEM EACH TWO BLACK EYES!
Me: WHOA!
KROW!
Nico: (WINCES) YIKES!
Eli: (DING!) AIYIYIYI!
Me: OH DAMN! NICE ONE, LINCOLN, AND FUCK YOU, YOU DUMB JERKS!
Nico: YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MORONS!
Nico grabbed Alpine and slammed him into the ground.
KRASMASH!
RIGHT ONTO HIS HEAD!
Qin then grabbed Fancy Pants and smashed him all over the place and right into a fire hydrant!
Then, Lincoln fired a massive barrage of extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at The Platypus Brothers and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
And thanks to the curse still on them, massive tons of gold coins, gems, jewels, and other currencies exploded out of her in massive quantities and even more came out of her thanks to the thrashings we gave them, and then, Lincoln grabbed The Platypus Brothers by the collars of their shirts, wound his right arm back, and he then clenched his fist tight as his abnormally massive muscles bulged, and then...!
POW!
Lincoln punched The Platypus Brothers hard in the face and sent them flying and they crashed into a wall, and they were knocked out for good. Then, he tied them up in four superpowerful rainbow energy straitjacket and he tied them back up to their posts with Neutronium rainbow energy-lined chains. We all cheered wildly for what Zipp Storm and Lincoln and Sheila Castille and Eric Loud did to The Platypus Brothers as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down, and Zipp Storm's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, longer hot pink tail with cyan blue streaks, massive white and multicolored angel wings and white horn are permanent, and Sheila's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, and massive green angel wings are permanent.
Suddenly, Zipp Storm felt wobbly and almost fainted, but Lincoln caught her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms.
Lincoln: Are you okay, Zipp?
Zipp Storm: I'm a little dizzy, but I'm okay.
Me: Now, you know how we felt when we went through that, but that was so awesome! You and Lincoln along with Sheila and Eric did awesome in laying that beatdown on those four jerks.
Nico: No kidding, and Lincoln, you really laid quite the nasty beatdown on them!
Zipp Storm: They're nothing but bad siblings to Edward, and I'm not surprised he disowned them, the same went with their parents.
Me: Yeah, and Lincoln would never show those who hurt his family and friends any mercy.
Suddenly, Zipp Storm wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Zipp Storm's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and she placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and an Alicorn flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and a rainbow appearing behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Zipp Storm absorbed the elemental forces and they came back to us as the display vanished.
That was an awesome display!
Me: Boy that was so awesome!
Xenia: Yeah!
Nico: Edward already disowned them a long time ago.
Me: I know. I was just telling them all that to get under their skins.
And with Schnozmo, he was really furious.
Schnozmo: Curses! Curses! Curses! You all have triumphed once more, and my revenge has been foiled! Can this get any worse!?
Suddenly, we gathered around Schnozmo, and we had sinister smirks on our faces, and many of us cracked our knuckles: NOW, IT WAS ABOUT TO GET WORSE!
Schnozmo: (GULPS)
Then, we pounced on Schnozmo, and WE PROCEEDED TO GIVE HIM A VERY NASTY BEATDOWN THAT WAS REALLY HORRIFIC! LYNN SR. AND LINCOLN BROKE HIS ARMS AND LEGS, PUNCHED HIM HARD IN HIS BIG NOSE, AND GAVE HIM TWO BLACK EYES!
When we got off him, Schnozmo was now even more mangled up. Then, Mama Cosma appeared, and she had her arms crossed and she was glaring at Schnozmo.
Schnozmo: AAH! (Nervously) Uh..., hi, Mama.
Mama Cosma: Schnozmo Cosma, of all the irresponsible things you've ever done, this is the lowest you've ever sunken into. Jorgen and Mr. Lynn told me of what you did in freeing Mandy, Icky Vicky, and The Platypus Brothers, so that you could still get revenge on Team Loud Phoenix Storm. This is why I kicked you out of the house, you have and always will be a con artist who never takes any sort of responsibility for anything. I would've thought that your eternal banishment from Fairy World and working for the rest of your life as a busboy at Lynn's Table would teach you some basic manners and discipline, but it looks like I was wrong, you went behind Lynn Sr.'s back and decided to free Mandy, Icky Vicky, and The Platypus Brothers to cause havoc once more.
Timmy Turner: You've gone and crossed too many lines. We thought of sending you to Abracatraz to serve a sentence of fifty years, but I think I've got a worse punishment for you. Schnozmo Cosma, as punishment for what you did in freeing Mandy, Icky Vicky, and The Platypus Brothers, so that you could still get revenge on Team Loud Phoenix Storm, I hereby sentence you to eternity as humiliation fodder at Lynn's Table!
Schnozmo: WHAT?!
Lynn Sr.: And by the way, you're fired!
Schnozmo: Mama, you can't let them do this to me! I'm your son!
Mama Cosma: And I've been meaning to also say this. I'm also disowning you forever and I'm cutting all ties with you, Schnozmo. I don't want to know anything of you ever.
Timmy Turner tied Schnozmo up to his new post in Neutronium Chains lined with rainbow energy, and now, he's been condemned to be humiliation fodder at Lynn's Table for eternity, and to also add more salt to his wounds, Mama Cosma disowned him and cut all ties with Schnozmo for good.
Me: That was well deserved!
Mama Cosma: Oh thank you J.D.
Me: You're welcome.
Nico: There are no more Dog Gene Slammers. So, onto business.
Me: I know but they were all so cute.
Qin: They sure were.
Eli: We have a lot of Anothers. Most of them are monsters from the world of Dungeons & Dragons. We have Another Black Rock Triskelion, Holocaust Disciple, Cyclonic Ravager, Waterveiled Assassin, Hellfire Wyrm, Bloodfire Ooze, Fiendwurm, Megapede, Nightmare Beast, Wyste, Hysteria (Aurelia), Wolfman and Count Vertigo.
We gasped!
Shanan: Aurelian Hysteria in the M.O.E.!? That is amazing!
Xenia: WOW!
Me: And I know all those monsters! Shiv and Teresa showed them to me as I was playing.
Nico: That is amazing!
May: Who do we call for that?
Me: Boy most of those DON'T HAVE ARCHENEMIES yet.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: Let me do some thinking on that.
I got to thinking.
Me: I got it! I summon TETHYS, GODDESS OF LIGHT, ATHENA, VICTORIA, ICE QUEEN, CRYSTAL SEER, BLAST MAGICIAN, GUARDIAN DREADSCYTHE, GUARDIAN KAY'EST, MIRROR FORCE DRAGON, DOOM VIRUS DRAGON AND BLUE-EYES TYRANT DRAGON!
I summoned said monster!
Nico: WHOA! Awesome choices!
Tethys: This is gonna be fun.
Ice Queen: I'm looking forward to this one.
Victoria: Me too.
Eli: And I sense that the Anothers minus Count Vertigo are all one person too.
Qin: Cool!
Nico: There they are!
We saw 12 figures coming and they were Another Black Rock Triskelion, Holocaust Disciple, Cyclonic Ravager, Waterveiled Assassin, Hellfire Wyrm, Bloodfire Ooze, Fiendwurm, Megapede, Nightmare Beast, Wyste, Hysteria (Aurelia) and Wolfman.
Nico: WHOA!
Qin: This is gonna get nasty!
Lola: Yep!
Another Black Rock Triskelion: (In a girls voice) It sure is going to be fun though.
Me: That voice!
She reverted back and was a girl with aqua blue hair and had blue eyes and blue and purple clothes and had blue angel wings and had a blue eel tail surging with intense electricity and lightning coming out of her butt and she had the symbol of the Marincess monsters in the middle of her forehead and on her skirt and she had a sword of lightning in her hands.
Me: (GASP) Elsa Marincess!
Elsa Marincess: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: Same to you. Elsa is the gene-slammer of the Marincess Monsters and is a powerful master of the water and she can breathe underwater, talk to fish and even live and fight underwater.
Camie: COOL!
Qin: That is amazing!
Elsa Marincess: It sure is.
Me: Yeah.
Qin: That is awesome.
Girl Jordan: I agree.
Me: By the way is the Another Count Vertigo friendly or hostile?
Elsa Marincess: Friendly but this one has a lot of problems. She has REALLY BAD Vertigo. Literally.
Varie: Oh boy.
Camie: Sorry we have to fight like this.
Victoria: Yeah it's our job.
Girl Jordan: First lets separate you.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and was separated from the Anothers.
Victoria: Lets get them!
They fired waves of energy and elements and blasted the monsters and I caught the Wonder Ride Books.
Nico: AWESOME!
Maria: Time for backup! (TURNS DIAL) CLUE FORCE 6!
She summoned Cluemaster, Bradford Buzzard, Anvil, Xu·Goma·Gu, Anvil (RID) and Babyman Gang!
Nico: YEAH!
Qin: This is gonna be awesome.
Lola: Yep.
Nico: Now, we wait.
Me: We don't have to wait long!
We saw a figure wobbling and dizzy coming towards us and it was ANOTHER COUNT VERTIGO!
Me: Whoa!
Nico: This one looks like it has a concussion.
Me: Are you okay?
Another Count Vertigo: (In a girls voice) I would be better if my condition was cured!
Me: That voice!
She reverted back and was a girl with blond hair and blue eyes and had brown clothes and she was wobbling big time.
Me: (GASP) Courtney Virithria!
She was really wobbling and I ran fast with Rainbow Dash's speed and I caught her.
Me: I got you. Lets sit you down.
I got out a chair and we sat her down.
Nico: Boy she is really dizzy.
Me: Yeah she can't help it. She has really bad vertigo and is constantly dizzy all the time. Doctors tried everything they could do for her but this is the worst vertigo case they ever have seen.
Count Vertigo: Boy no kidding.
Courtney: Poor girl.
Qin: I think it's obvious that she wanted her condition cured.
Kaito: (gets out Hurricanger gear) Is that true?
Zocks: (Gets out Gaoranger gear) Correct us if we're wrong.
Kaito got a Ninja Storm sword and Zocks got a Wild Force Sword.
Courtney Virithria: Yes it's true. I don't know what is causing my Vertigo but it has something to do with my ear itching.
Me: Let me see.
I looked at her ear and I SAW SOMETHING MOVING IN IT!
Me: WHAT THE FUCK!?
Nico: What the fuck is that!?
Me: Hold still. This will hurt a bit.
I took a pair a tweezers and grabbed it and they I pulled it out and it was a Jade Beetle!
Me: Got it!
Nico: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Lisa Loud: That appears to be a Dendroctonus ponderosae.
Me: The mountain pine beetle? How the fuck did this get into your ear!?
Courtney Virithria: That was inside my ear!? This whole time!?
Me: That is freaky! I saw something like this on a documentary at one time. I think this beetle here was causing your Vertigo.
Courtney Virithria: That explains why I was so itchy there all the time and why I was getting Vertigo.
Xenia: How freaky! Not even Swartz could see that!
Sougo: (gets out Ninja Storm Ridewatch) Do I even want to know how that got in there?!
Geiz: (gets out Wild Force Ridewatch) Sougo, some things are better left unsolved.
Courtney Virithria: It must've happened when I was out on a hike at one time.
Nico: Weird!
Lincoln: Lets separate you and then fight your Another. You're in no condition to fight us with your ear injured.
Courtney Virithria: Good idea.
Lincoln fired a wave of light and separated her from the Another.
Me: Lets get him!
Nico: (gets out Count Vertigo's Ridewatch) Time to cause vertigo ourselves!
Nico activated it and used an eye glare and made Another Count Vertigo EXTREMELY DIZZY! He threw up!
Nico: Yuck!
Nico activated Wolfman's Ridewatch and turned into NICO THE NOCTURNAL!
Nico: (HOWLS)
Nico slashed Another Count Vertigo all over!
May: (Gets out Julie Hinikawa's Ridewatch) Let's rock!
She activated it and got an axe and rocked hard and Another Count Vertigo screamed in agony as his vertigo monocle shattered and then giddy fan girls jumped May squealing!
Me: Okay ladies she needs to finish our battle.
Girl: Oh sorry J.D. Sorry Nico we love good songs from rock.
Nico: No worries girls.
May got up.
May: (Gets out Phantoon's Ridewatch) Now for this!
She activated it and fired blue eye fireballs and smashed her down.
Nicole: Awesome job May!
Maria: (gets out Ghost of Chef Pierre Goulash's Ridewatch) Time to cook!
Maria activated it.
Maria: (French Accent) SACRE BOO!
Count Vertigo: (HONK HONK HONK HONK)
He screamed in fright and Maria got out a cleaver and slashed him all over!
Maria: I WILL COOK YOU FOR DESSERT!
Me: YUCK! We are NOT cannibals! (To the viewers) Although eating Lumpus again would be an awesome idea.
Maria: (Gets out Komodo Dragons Ridewatch) Dragon up!
Maria activated it and fired energy blasts and smashed him down.
Froze: Time for some wolf power! (ACTIVATES WOLFMAN'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired waves of energy and blasted him down.
Then Top, Lord Stratosfear, Spinner, Nefarious, Piedmon and Y2K Bug came.
Nico: Nice team Top!
Top: Thank you Nico.
Camie: Wait Y2K Bug? That was a figure of speech from the Year 2000.
Me: Yep one of the biggest celebrations ever back then.
Xenia: Yep.
?: Let me face him guys.
A Glastrier came!
Me: Cool! A Glastrier!
Nico: Awesome!
Glastrier: (In a girls voice) I think this is awesome too.
Nico: Lara Virerella! Wow!
She reverted back and it was a girl with blue hair and blue eyes and had a brown cowboy hat and had blue clothes and blue angel wings.
Lara Virerella: Awesome to see y'all again Nico. I got this.
She fired waves of ice and smashed down Another Count Vertigo and he exploded and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it.
Me: Oh yeah!
Lara Virerella: YEEHAW! That was great!
Froze: Yeah it was! What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Lara Virerella: When me and Nico were on my family's ranch and we stopped a bunch of cow rustlers.
Me: Cool!
Qin: That was awesome.
Lola: Yeah!
Nico: It sure was. They were trying to take them to a slaughterhouse.
Xenia: WHOA!
Me: Oh boy.
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Lara hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Lara Virerella: Same to y'all Nico.
We went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Brandon Skellington, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, Megan, Karla Grim, Sailor Mustafar, Sailor Mon Calamari, and Gina Carmilla are heading to Selina Almenara's home planet, Pyros, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the three girls here, but he's also going to meet Selina Almenara's parents and we're going to destroy Azar, a major antagonist of the 2020 action role-playing fantasy game Genshin Impact.
Me: Whoa, where are we? This place sure is really hot and fiery!
Lincoln: (GASPS) Oh man, I know where we are, we're on Selina Almenara's home planet, Pyros, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the three girls here, but I'm also going to meet Selina Almenara's parents and destroy Azar from Genshin Impact.
Selina Almenara: This is going to be so awesome, you're going to meet my parents, Linky. But, you should watch out, my older brother, Marcus, and my younger sister, Melanie, will try to start trouble with you and they've been threatening to break us up and/or kill you.
Sebastian Mendez: If your siblings so much as lay one hand on Lincoln, I will kill them!
We gasped!
Me: Selina, are they really like that?
Selina Almenara: Yeah, Marcus and Melanie are literally huge troublemakers and bringers of chaos, all they want is chaos and destruction.
Nico: Well, in that case, if they so much as threaten to break you two up and/or try to kill Lincoln, then, we'll leave them to Sebastian's wrath.
Megan: Please, tell me you're kidding, Nico.
Lincoln: Megan's right, please just say you're kidding about that one!
Darren Arcangela: Have you forgotten about Dark Sebastian who was lurking inside him before Nyx intervened and got rid of that goddamn demon? The very demon that made him into the violent and dangerous person that he was?
Nico: I haven't forgotten, and since Lincoln's going to be meeting the parents of his Alien Guardian Angels, it may require the violent and dark hand of Sebastian to keep their troublemaking siblings in their place.
Selina Almenara: Yeah. Come on, let's head for the castle.
We arrived at the royal palace of Selina Almenara's parents, and we headed for the throne room, and we were greeted by Selina Almenara's parents: her dad, Cyrus Almenara, a 8'3" giant muscular man with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, crimson red hair, crimson red sclera, crimson red eyes, massive crimson red angel wings, and he has on black shorts with red flames, red loincloth around the waist with gold belt and red gem for the buckle, and he has a massive greatsword holstered on his back, and her mother, Solana Almenara, a 7'9" beautiful woman with the body of a goddess, crimson red hair, crimson red sclera, crimson red eyes, massive crimson red angel wings, and she has on a red crop top and red shorts.
Selina Almenara: Mom, Dad.
Cyrus Almenara: Selina, it's so good to see you here. And you've also brought Team Loud Phoenix Storm with you along with your future husband, Lincoln, right?
Lincoln: Yes, that's correct, Mr. Almenara.
Solana Almenara: You're indeed everything my daughter says you are, Lincoln, and we can already guess she marked you when you both met again.
Me: Yes, that's right.
Nico: And Selina told us about your other children, her older brother, Marcus, and her younger sister, Melanie, who are going to try to start trouble with him and they've been threatening to break them up and/or kill Lincoln.
Solana Almenara: Yes, that's correct. Selina's also right about calling them bringers of chaos. For so many years, those two have started trouble and caused so much havoc on Pyros, it's not funny, and threatening to ruin the relationship of Lincoln and Selina and even threatening Lincoln's life, that is truly unforgivable.
Cyrus Almenara: Indeed.
Suddenly, the doors burst open, and we saw the two people who Selina talked about: her older brother, Marcus Almenara, a 8'3" giant muscular man with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, crimson red hair, crimson red sclera, crimson red eyes, massive crimson red angel wings, and he has on black shorts with red flames, red loincloth around the waist with gold belt and red gem for the buckle, and he has a massive greatsword holstered on his back, and her younger sister, Melanie Almenara, a 7'9" girl with the body of a goddess, crimson red hair, crimson red sclera, crimson red eyes, massive crimson red angel wings, and she has on a red crop top and red shorts.
Melanie Almenara: You goddamn stupid white-haired freak, so you're still together with our idiot sister?!
Marcus Almenara: We'll kill you, and we'll make that stupid bitch learn her place like the dog that she is!
Melanie and Marcus Almenara marched towards Lincoln with murderous intent to kill him, but then, Sebastian slashed at them with his right hand's nails that he turned into claws!
Melanie Almenara: WHAT THE?!
Then, Sebastian fired black energy blasts at them and sent them crashing into a wall!
Marcus Almenara: Dad, Mom, do something about this insect!
Solana Almenara: No. We've had it up to hear with you two little parasites.
Cyrus Almenara: Your mother, Selina, and I have had it up to hear with you two for the last time. For years, you two have caused a ton of trouble with you two running wild and causing havoc. Lincoln is a wonderful young man and we're proud of Selina getting together with him, and over our dead bodies will we ever let you two get any closer to hurt him!
Marcus and Melanie were really panicking now: their parents have seriously got them on the ropes now!
Melanie Almenara: W-what are you and Mom talking about, Dad? If that white-haired freak marries that bitch, Selina, he'll be part of our family, and we don't want it!
Solana Almenara: We've already seen just what kind of man Lincoln is: he's smart, extremely strong, brave, courageous, manly, and not afraid to stand up for everyone around him. He's already proven himself many times to Selina, and she's always protected him from danger. We already approved of Lincoln even before they came here to Pyros while you two have been running wild without a care in the world and are still causing mayhem and chaos on Pyros. The hell you mean Bringer of Chaos, the only two people worthy of that dirty shameful title are you and Marcus, Melanie.
Solana Almenara: N-no way!
Cyrus Almenara: We held you both in the same high regard as Selina as part of our family, but what with the chaos and mayhem you've caused on Pyros, and the constant planning of trying to break Selina and Lincoln up and/or kill Lincoln so Selina could suffer from heartbreak of losing the man she loves, you two will never be forgiven! You hear me?
Melanie and Marcus were in shock!
Solana Almenara: And we've also decided on this: you two will forever be disowned and we're cutting ties with you both forever!
Selina Almenara: Same with me. You two bringers of chaos have caused me enough trouble to last an eternity. Lincoln, would you be so kind?
Lincoln: Gladly.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and then, we saw the sclera of his eyes turn crimson red, his deep sapphire eyes turn deep red, and the rainbow iris of his Third Eye turn crimson red, and he also has red flame tattoos on his massive muscular forearms: Lincoln's turned into his own Pyrosapien form.
Nico: WHOA!
Cyrus Almenara: This was due to him marking her, and he now has his own Pyrosapien form, that's quite impressive.
Marcus Almenara: YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME! YOU'RE CHOOSING THAT FREAK OVER US!
Cyrus Almenara, Solana Almenara, and Selina Almenara: WITHOUT HESITATION!
Marcus and Melanie Almenara: NOOOO!
Lincoln then grabbed Cyrus Almenara's neck with his large left hand and he sucked out his incredibly strong cosmic fire powers, immense body heat, and massive muscle mass, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. When Lincoln let go, Cyrus Almenara was now thin as a rake and he didn't have any of his fire powers anymore nor his immortality.
Then, Lincoln turned and grabbed Melanie Almenara's neck with his large left hand and he sucked out her incredibly strong cosmic fire powers, and immense body heat, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. When Lincoln let go, Melanie Almenara didn't have any of her fire powers anymore nor her immortality.
Selina Almenara: And not only did you two get stripped of your incredibly strong cosmic fire powers, immense body heat, and massive muscle mass, but also, you've been stripped of your immortality since you two were nothing but pure evil.
Melanie Almenara: YOU BITCH! WE'LL KILL YOU BOTH!
Suddenly, we saw a multi-colored haired girl, purple hairband, multi-colored clothes with Rainbow Dash's cutie mark on the blue skirt, rainbow choker, white bridal gloves, blue unicorn horn on her head, and blue angel wings fly in and she blasted the two moronic ex-siblings to dust, and Lincoln banished them to The Black Gates.
Lincoln and Rainbow Dash: (GASPS) Serena Amariah?!
Me: You two know her?!
Lincoln: We do.
Rainbow Dash: I knew her from Equestria, and it was right before...
Serena Amariah: Before I moved to Royal Woods. Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Serena Amariah, Gene-Slammer of Rainbow Dash, The Rainbow Alicorn and Princess of Loyalty, I'm Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Equestria. I'm a very loyal and strong athletic girl who loves playing sports and I'm a very powerful Rainbow Alicorn and very powerful master of rainbows and magic, and I taught Lincoln how to cast some very powerful spells and how to dispel dark curses. Lincoln gave me a rainbow neck choker, and to show my thanks, I kissed Lincoln on the lips, and when that happened, her blue horn on her head glowed with blue light and it was a sign of true love. Plus, I'm also a dear friend of Rainbow Dash from long ago and our bond has remained strong to this day, and like Rainbow Dash, I'm a loyal girl and also really really strong, and I'm one of the most loyal of Lincoln's Guardian Angels, but I also hate Lola with a blazing passion because I'd seen what kind of deceitful and disloyal person Lola is.
Nico: What did Lola do to earn your wrath?
Serena Amariah: That rampaging little monster was waiting for Lincoln in an ambush, and then, she'd come charging at him to kill him in another attempt at his life, but I charged in and kicked Lola into a nearby fence and she got knocked out because of just how strong I am. I dragged Lola back home and I told Mr. and Mrs. Loud of what Lola tried to do to Lincoln, and Lola got thrown into a titanium cage in her room for ten weeks.
We gasped.
Me: Lola's dark side made her a rampaging sociopathic homicidal little monster!
Laney: We warned her numerous times about this, but no, she refused to listen and she was acting all high and mighty. Sometimes, I wanted to see Lola get permanently knocked off her high horse and put in her place!
Lincoln: That task was always left to my Guardian Angels to put Lola in her place. And it's awesome to see you again, Serena.
Serena Amariah: You too, Lincoln. And whoa! You've really had quite a growth spurt, not to mention you've still been hitting the gym like crazy, look at those massive upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs! And Rainbow Dash, you really have changed a lot since we last met.
Rainbow Dash: I sure have, and I'm not only among his many future wives, but I'm also a loving mother of many kids.
Rainbow Dash showed Serena Amariah the pictures of hers and Lincoln's kids and newborns and her jaw hit the floor.
CLANG!
Rainbow Dash helped put her mouth back in.
Serena Amariah: Whoa, Lincoln's now a father?! Well, his dad did have a lot of kids, so I guess it's no surprise though. And given the huge combo of the diet we gave him, his hyperpuberty, genes, and many others, Lincoln really grew into the type of man that any girl would want for a husband: extremely strong, handsome, super brave, courageous, and always stands up to injustice.
Suddenly, Lincoln went up to and hugged Serena Amariah in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Then, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on her neck with rainbow gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Rainbow Dash: Whoa, I knew that was coming! Now, you're part of his harem and are now his future wives. But, I'd save the kissing for later, let's get after Azar and destroy him.
Cyrus Almenara: He's been sighted 200 clicks from the palace.
Lincoln: Whoa, that was quick!
Solana Almenara: When trouble arises because of any attacking enemies or Marcus and Melanie, you always have to be ready for anything.
Suddenly, we saw a beautiful and super sexy girl with long blonde hair and red hairband, blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful red angel wings, she's dressed in a white coat with a coat of arms on it, white short-sleeved shirt, necklace with pearls and red gem for the pendant, black pants, white bridal gloves, black knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with flames, knights, swords, magic, dragons, light, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Infernoble Knight Ogier, in her right hand is The Sword of Hope, and with her are the three girls.
Blonde-Haired Girl: I hope I'm not too late, but I got the girls away from Azar before he could kill them, and they were dragged there by Marcus and Melanie. Honestly, Selina, your siblings are scum.
Lincoln: You're just in time, Olivia Ogier, and I already took care of those two.
?: You shall all be destroyed!
We then saw our target, Azar, and he was out for blood.
Sylvester: Well, we already got rid of Selina's two troublemaking siblings, now we got to get rid of the heretic himself.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: If there's one thing we can't stand, it's a heretical traitor to mankind. Come on, gang, let's send this bastard to Hell!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice ready, Darren Arcangela, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Megan and her team, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Azar, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln fired crimson red fire blades from his massive greatsword and they pierced Azar and he exploded in flames and he was sent to The Black Gates forever. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Nico: This is indeed our first time coming here to Pyros, and this planet sure is amazing.
Selina Almenara: Glad you all think so.
Solana Almenara: And we're so glad you and Lincoln are together, Selina, and Lincoln's definitely going to be making sure you're never hurt by any perverts.
Lincoln: I'll smash their teeth in if they so much as do anything perverted to her.
Cyrus Almenara: (Laughs) Spoken like the true man that you are. And we also have another surprise.
Suddenly, Pyros was beamed to our solar system and is close by to The World Tree Estate.
May: Whoa!
Solana Almenara: We did have that talk with Selina, she knew that one day Lincoln would meet us, and he was going to move our planet to your solar system, so we came up with this plan, once our meeting was complete, we'd beam Pyros to your solar system, so we'd be close by.
Lincoln: Wow! That was definitely an awesome plan and something I was going to do after we met, but at least, now that's our exploration of Pyros, and Hydros, Aeros, Umbras, Lucius, and Geos to go. (To Olivia Ogier) And it's so good to see you again, Olivia Ogier.
Olivia Ogier: You too, Linky, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Olivia Ogier and he hugged her, and Olivia Ogier is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Olivia Ogier: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know this sexy hot mama?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., this is Olivia Ogier, Gene-Slammer of Infernoble Knight Ogier, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a very powerful wielder of fire magic and a very powerful swordswoman and a member of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table. She trained me both in the art of swordsmanship and magic, and I became a very powerful swordsman and master of magic, and she also taught me much about the Code of Chivalry and really instilled what it means to be a true hero, to fight with both courage and honor, to protect those I love and hold dear to my heart, and never to let those with such malice and evil in their black hearts get away with their crimes. Plus, you're going to love hearing this: Olivia Ogier is the descendant of Ogier the Dane.
Me: One of the Twelve Peers of Charlemagne and member of Charlemagne's court.
Melanie Artorgius: The very one. Lincoln made her a white coat with the coat of arms of Royal Woods' Knights of The Michigan Table along with a beautiful necklace, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips after their training, and Olivia Ogier hates Lola with a very blazing passion. One day, Olivia Ogier and Lincoln along with the rest of the Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table were having a meeting at our castle, but then, the alarm triggered, and we saw who it was that had triggered the alarm: it was Lola, and she'd brought with her an army of musclebound thugs she hired. Olivia Ogier and Lincoln went out there along with the rest of us, and she slays them with her greatsword. It drove that rampaging rage-crazy monster into a blood-crazed fury, but before she could get after us, Lincoln and Olivia Ogier fired chains of fire which bound that alpha bitch and tied her up. Lincoln called his family and told them, and needless to say, everyone wanted her head on a pike! But, Lincoln wasn't surprised, Lola tried to kill Lincoln many times in the past, but in the end, her plan failed, and not only did she get a severe beating from his sisters, but the parents also had her grounded for fifteen weeks and threw her in a cage, and to make sure she didn't try to get revenge, Olivia and Lincoln casted a spell to prevent her from coming after them because messing with the descendant of Ogier the Dane and one of the members of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table will have dire and disastrous consequences.
Nico: Jeez, Lola was such a rampaging little monster!
Me: And like Laney said, she refused to listen and she acted all high and mighty on her high horse.
Luna: It was a major headache to all of us, dude.
Luan: Someone needed to teach Lola a lesson, but no one would because you know what happens when Lola gets mad!
Lana: We all said the same thing, and we gave that spoiled princess a warning: if she didn't get her head on straight and stop trying to hurt Lincoln, we wouldn't be coming to her aid, and we might even let his Guardian Angels who hated her so much to get after her.
Lincoln: But you do realize by letting them go after her, they'd kill her, right?
Nico: Lincoln's right about that. So many of his Guardian Angels hated Lola that much, they want to kill her and throw her dead body in a ditch.
Me: And we saw the pictures of Lola shredded and burned, it was proof of how much they hated Lola for her control freak attitude.
Lincoln: In every way possible, they hated Lori for it, and now that you're here, Olivia.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Olivia Ogier in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Olivia Ogier: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Olivia Ogier's neck with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Olivia Ogier: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Olivia Ogier.
Olivia Ogier had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her, and he leaned down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them, then, we went up to the three girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, they immediately recognized them. The three girls are Hana Koishikawa, Meiko Hazuki, and Yuka Torikaze from Akujo no Eikan.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Hana Koishikawa, Meiko Hazuki, and Yuka Torikaze from Akujo no Eikan.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Hana Koishikawa: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Hana Koishikawa and the other two girls saw who it was that saved them from Azar and his co-conspirators, Melanie and Marcus Almenara The Bringers of Chaos, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white choker collar with gold accents and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura around him.
Hana Koishikawa: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made two clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Hana Koishikawa: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, three Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Hana Koishikawa, Meiko Hazuki, and Yuka Torikaze with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The World Tree Estate and the rest of the team was shocked to find out the villain we went after was Azar from Genshin Impact, and even worse, he had help from Selina Almenara's Bringer of Chaos siblings, Melanie and Marcus Almenara.
But, when Lincoln showed what he did in sucking out Marcus Almenara's muscle mass, incredibly strong cosmic fire powers, immense body heat, and immortality, and Melanie Almenara's incredibly strong cosmic fire powers, immense body heat, and immortality and sent them to The Black Gates, and then, we laid the beatdown on Azar and Lincoln fired crimson red fire blades that killed Azar and sent him to The Black Gates, everyone cheered as they hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him and he had steam whistling from his ears. Lincoln, Serena Amariah, and Olivia Ogier have a lot of catching up to do now that they're back in town.
Maria: Oh man, I can't believe Selina's Bringer of Chaos ex-siblings crossed a huge line so that way they could try and kill Lincoln and make Selina suffer from heartbreak.
Lincoln: Selina's parents made the right choice to cut their ties with those two and they got what they'd deserved.
Selina Almenara: Those two were never my siblings, they were so stuck up, stupid, idiotic, moronic, and selfish, they didn't want me to be happy and delighted in seeing me miserable, but what they'd tried to do in trying to make us break up and/or kill you, that really did it! Those two ugly pigs with no manners deserved to get their ties cut by Mom and Dad.
Marina Kaimana: We'll have trouble with my siblings on Hydros tomorrow.
Lincoln: I'll handle them, Marina, after your parents cut their ties with them as well.
After getting rid of Azar, along with The Bringers of Chaos, Melanie and Marcus Almenara, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Olivia Ogier and Serena Amariah saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Olivia Ogier: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever.
Serena Amariah: He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Olivia Ogier: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Serena Amariah: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Nico: Yep. So, Olivia, we've already heard from Serena of her memories with Lincoln, now what of you? What memories did you have with Lincoln?
Olivia Ogier: Oh man, I was hoping you'd ask that. Well, this one time, Lincoln and I along with the rest of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table were riding out on patrol looking for any sign of trouble and we also had the rest of his Guardian Angels with him. Suddenly, we heard a really loud screech in the air, and we saw who it was coming after us: it was Lola, and she had a massive army of thugs with her and she was out to kill Lincoln again, that set us off. We rode out there and we'd slain every last one of the thugs, then, we turned our attention to Lola, and we brutally thrashed her. Then, Lincoln chained her up with chains of fire and we brought her before the rest of her family, and after we told and showed them all everything, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lisa, Lily, and Mr. and Mrs. Loud were absolutely livid at Lola once again, and Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Laney, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lisa, and Lily pounced on Lola, and they brutally beat her butt into the ground.
Nico: Jeez.
Lincoln: Then, Lola got grounded for eighteen weeks and we threw her in a metal container.
Ellie Elsher: But, then, Lola screeched and pounded on the door's bars with a cup demanding to see a lawyer, and we proceeded to flip her the bird and some of us even pulled a double hander and that really set that Lola off and she screeched like a monster again.
Raven Ghostrick: We were really getting sick and tired of that rampaging pageant demon always running loose and trying to kill Lincoln, but we always put her down like the monster that she is.
Me: That dark side of her was nothing more than trouble and she can never ever be forgiven.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Arcanite Magician, Future Samurai, Fiona, Momoko Momoi, Kraken, Scylla, Tiamat, Attea, Naomi, Lass, Punk Girl, Rising Star, and Beauty are heading to Lake Lamode.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Arcanite Magician, Future Samurai, Fiona, Momoko Momoi, Kraken, Scylla, Tiamat, Attea, Naomi, Lass, Punk Girl, Rising Star, and Beauty are dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Arcanite Magician, Future Samurai, Fiona, Momoko Momoi, Kraken, Scylla, Tiamat, Attea, Naomi, Lass, Punk Girl, Rising Star, and Beauty had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Pablo and Anderson hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word those buttfaces have sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Arcanite Magician: Whoa, so this is Lake Lamode, it truly is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Arcanite Magician, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln ,Arcanite Magician, Future Samurai, Fiona, Momoko Momoi, Kraken, Scylla, Tiamat, Attea, Naomi, Lass, Punk Girl, Rising Star, and Beauty dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, then they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Arcanite Magician, Future Samurai, Fiona, Momoko Momoi, Kraken, Scylla, Tiamat, Attea, Naomi, Lass, Punk Girl, Rising Star, and Beauty got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, but then, they saw hulking muscle-bound thugs hired by Pablo and Anderson coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he'd sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Arcanite Magician, Future Samurai, Fiona, Momoko Momoi, Kraken, Scylla, Tiamat, Attea, Naomi, Lass, Punk Girl, Rising Star, and Beauty and they hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Arcanite Magician, Future Samurai, Fiona, Momoko Momoi, Kraken, Scylla, Tiamat, Attea, Naomi, Lass, Punk Girl, Rising Star, and Beauty placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and we saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Looks like someone really had a good time at Lake Lamode, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!
Suddenly, thirteen Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Arcanite Magician, Future Samurai, Fiona, Momoko Momoi, Kraken, Scylla, Tiamat, Attea, Naomi, Lass, Punk Girl, Rising Star, and Beauty with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Arcanite Magician, Future Samurai, Fiona, Momoko Momoi, Kraken, Scylla, Tiamat, Attea, Naomi, Lass, Punk Girl, Rising Star, and Beauty are in your harem.
Jenna: And Pablo and Anderson had some nerve trying to kill them, those two are just making things much worse for themselves.
Serena Logan: I always knew those heartless murderous buttfaces were and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and they're just making things worse for themselves.
Rarity: And trying to kill Arcanite Magician, Future Samurai, Fiona, Momoko Momoi, Kraken, Scylla, Tiamat, Attea, Naomi, Lass, Punk Girl, Rising Star, and Beauty, now those repulsive apes are really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and they should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Pablo and Anderson scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, the morons have officially lost their minds.
Maria: (Flips Pablo and Anderson the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you buttface morons!
Nico: Even after we kicked Pablo and Anderson's miserable hides, those bastards still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Flip, Lewis Travolta, Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
Inuyasha: Leave that to me. (YELLS AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS AT THE JERKS) SHUT YOUR HALF-WIT PIE HOLE, YOU HEARTLESS BUTTFACES!
Suddenly, the Beads of Subjugation on Pablo and Anderson's necks and on the necks of the jerks glowed and the amplified gravity forced the jerks to faceplant on the ground, and we laughed hysterically.
Nico: Those Beads of Subjugation really are awesome!
Lincoln: And that'll be to remand them if they so much as get anymore dumb ideas again. Remind me to add more punishments to them.
Me: We'll do just that.
Walking to the movie theaters was all of us and I had Nico blindfolded and Varie had Aadarshini Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta the Copperajah Gene-slammer blindfolded.
Applejack: You'll love where you're going.
Aadarshini Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta: (Hindu Accent) I have a feeling this will be amazing.
Me: You're going to love it.
We got to the movie theater and took off their blindfolds.
Me: Tadah!
Aadarshini Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta: We're in the theater.
Nico: Aadarshini!?
Aadarshini Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta: Nico!?
Both: YOU'RE MY BLIND DATE!?
Nico: COOL! (In his head) J.D. you better prepare for the running of your life.
Me: We're going to see the movie Elemental.
Nico: AWESOME!
Ember: This will be awesome seeing what the movie we did was like.
Me: Yep.
We went into the theater.
Elandra Laval: We should do a mission on that one of these days
Me: Oh I have one planned for it. But it's in the development stages.
Nico: You'll think of something.
We got popcorn and snacks and went in and got to watching the movie
*SPOILER ALERT*
Fire elements Bernie and Cinder Lumen immigrate to Element City, where they face xenophobia from other elements and struggle to find a home. They have a daughter, Ember, and eventually establish a convenience store called the Fireplace, setting up a Blue Flame that represents their heritage and traditions and attracting many fire element patrons over time. Bernie intends to give the store to Ember when he retires, but first she must control her fiery temper. When Bernie allows Ember to run the shop on her own, she becomes overwhelmed by the customers and rushes to the basement. Her fiery outburst breaks a water pipe, flooding the basement and summoning Wade Ripple, a water element and city inspector. Wade notes the faulty plumbing and reluctantly leaves for City Hall to send the violation report to his air element employer, Gale Cumulus, who will have the Fireplace shut down. Ember pursues Wade but is too late.
Taking pity on Ember, Wade brings her to Cyclone Stadium to convince Gale to reconsider the shutdown of her father's store. When Wade mentions he was investigating recurrent floods before ending up at the Fireplace, Gale gives the duo a tight deadline to find the source. If they are able to seal the leak, then the violations will be forgiven. While searching the canals for the source of the leak, Wade surmises that Ember's temper derives from her trying to tell herself something that she is not ready to accept, but Ember denies this. They then discover a hole in a dam that allows wave runoff from ships to flood the city's plumbing, so they close the hole with sandbags. Meanwhile, Bernie deals with water leaks all over the Fireplace.
Wade and Ember spend time together in the city and learn more about each other. Later, Wade informs Ember that the sandbags did not hold, so Ember uses her glassmaking ability to create a sturdier seal for the hole in the dam. Meanwhile, Cinder suspects Ember is seeing someone and follows her. Ember visits Wade's family at a luxury apartment, where she uses her fire to fix a broken glass pitcher, impressing Brook, Wade's mother, who recommends her for a glassmaking internship. Ember also plays the crying game with Wade, in which he successfully makes her cry when he admits he has feelings for her. Gale then calls Wade and gives her approval of Ember's glass seal, thus saving the Fireplace from closure. Ember then realizes that she does not want to take over the store.
Bernie announces his intention to retire and hand the Fireplace to Ember. He tells his daughter how, when leaving his homeland, he bowed to his father but his father refused to bow back. Wade takes Ember to Garden Central Station to see Vivisteria flowers, which she was denied seeing in childhood. With the station now flooded, Gale provides Ember with an air bubble for safety while Wade pushes her underwater through the station. Afterward, Wade and Ember find out they are able to touch without harming each other and share a romantic dance, but Ember reminds herself of her duty to the Fireplace and her family's prejudice against water elements, and leaves, upsetting Wade.
As Ember is about to take over the Fireplace, Wade appears and professes his love for her, while also letting it slip that she caused the broken pipes. Ember rejects Wade, but Cinder senses genuine affection. Disappointed, Bernie decides not to retire and denies Ember the store. When the new seal on the dam breaks, the fire district floods. After saving the Blue Flame, Ember and Wade become trapped in a room in the Fireplace, causing Wade to evaporate from the enclosed heat.
When the flood recedes, a grief-stricken Ember confesses to Bernie that she does not want to run the Fireplace and expresses her love for Wade. Realizing Wade has seeped into the stone ceiling, Ember plays the crying game to get him to drip back into his normal form. Ember reciprocates Wade's affection and they kiss.
Months later, Wade and Ember, now a couple, leave Element City so Ember can study glassmaking far away and travel the world together. Before she boards the ship, Ember bows to Bernie who returns the gesture.
When the movie was done we cheered wildly.
Me: Boy that was an awesome movie!
Ember: Boy that brings back so many memories!
Wade Ripple: I agree there! That was awesome!
Me: I agree too guys and believe it or not ELEMENTS CAN MIX. It takes earth and wind to form dust devils, water and fire to make steam, water and wind to make waves on the ocean and so much more.
Xenia: Yeah.
7m agoMe: And Wade that was so funny seeing you boil like that.
Wade Ripple: (LAUGHS) That was awesome!
Xenia: (LAUGHS) Yeah!
Me: Now if you'll excuse me!
POOF!
I vanished and got a head start!
Nico: Aw man! J.D. got a head start!
Sideways: You know it's Father's Day, right?
Nico: I sure do.
Mascots: HAPPY FATHERS DAY EVERYONE!
Nico: Thank you!
Lincoln: Thanks guys.
Videl Chan: Here daddy.
She gave him a beautiful card she made. It was one that showed Nico and his kids all together.
Nico: Aww Thank you Videl.
Videl Chan: You're welcome.
Lola: Awesome!
Nico: Come on guys lets go find J.D. (SINISTER SMILE) and give him his just rewards. (SINISTER LAUGHTER)
Poromon flew after me!
Poromon: GET BACK HERE AND TAKE YOUR PUNISHMENT LIKE A MAN!
Me: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
Poromon: (Echoing) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!
He fired a blast of lightning and it hit me and knocked me down!
Poromon: Now for…
POOF!
But it was just a clone!
Poromon: WHAT!?
Then they saw a massive ARMY OF CLONES OF ME!
Me's: TRY AND GET US!
We scattered!
Poromon flew after me!
Poromon: GET BACK HERE AND TAKE YOUR PUNISHMENT LIKE A MAN!
Me: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
Poromon: (Echoing) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!
He fired a blast of lightning and it hit me and knocked me down!
Poromon: Now for…
POOF!
But it was just a clone!
Poromon: WHAT!?
Then they saw a massive ARMY OF CLONES OF ME!
Me's: TRY AND GET US!
We scattered!
Elsewhere in a secret location, the real me was watching TV in a cave and I had plenty of snacks and supplies.
Me: J.D. you are one crafty guy.
I had someone else with me on the sofa.
Girl: You sure are.
It was a girl with red hair and orange eyes, yellow shirt, green vest, blue skirt, indigo pants and purple shoes and had red angel wings and a rainbow sword and she had the symbols for the Knightmare on her skirt and in the middle of her foreh.
Me: (GASP) Kira Knightmare! Wow!
Kira Knightmare: Awesome to see you again J.D. Nico will think twice before going down to a cave here at the bottom of the Mariana trench.
Me: Yeah no kidding. The water pressure down here is incredible.
Kira Knightmare: It sure is. Want to make out?
Me: Sure.
We kissed all over.
Nico and the rest of the team were done battling the last of my clones.
Qin: DRAT! J.D. hid himself too good!
Nico: No kidding!
Eli: He really pulled a super fast one on us!
Nico: Where could he have gone!? He couldn't have possibly vanished off the face of the Earth!
?: He's on the bottom of the Mariana Trench!
Nico: Huh?
They saw a Zarude!
Nico: Cool a Zarude!
Zarude: (In a girls voice) I know where to find him too.
Nico: Rina Xavier! Wow!
She reverted back and it was a girl with green hair and green eyes and had a black dress on.
Rina Xavier: Awesome to see you Nico. Follow me guys.
They followed her.
Poromon flew onto her head.
Rina Xavier: Awesome to see you Poromon.
Poromon: You too Rina.
Rina Xavier lead them to a portal machine and it was in an alley.
Rina Xavier: I saw this here.
Nico: A portal machine. Very clever.
They turned it on and saw a me and Kira Knightmare making out while watching Nutty Professor.
Nico: Aww so cute.
Eli: Aww bro.
Nico: Shh.
They went through the portal and snuck through the cave and hid behind the sofa.
Then Nico and Eli popped out.
Nico: SURPRISE!
Gears: There you are!
Me: UH OH!
Kira Knightmare: WHAT THE!?
Nico and Eli tickled me!
Nico: COOCHY COOCHY COO!
Me: (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY!) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Nico: SAY IT!
Me: (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Nico: SAY IT!
Me: (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! OKAY OKAY! UNCLE UNCLE!
We went back home.
We arrived back home.
Bugly: Okay. The Platypus Brothers were probably trying to mess with our heads earlier.
Killowatt: They probably were. I ended up shocking Lumpus badly while you guys were gone.
Nico: I remember that.
Me: Hmm. I'm not so sure.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire eyes and rainbow iris of his Third Eye glowed, and he had a vision and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than our old enemy, the fraudulent deranged moose, Lumpus, he's broken out of prison and he still wants revenge on us. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Are you kidding me?!
Nico: Lincoln, what's wrong?
Lincoln: We got big trouble, Nico. I just had a vision and saw who it was that we're going to confront today: the figure I saw in the vision was none other than our old enemy, the fraudulent deranged moose, Lumpus, he's broken out of prison again and he still wants revenge on us.
We gasped. Then, Lincoln checked the computer and looked at some footage from The Saturn Insane Asylum, and we saw it for ourselves: Lumpus has indeed broken out of prison again.
Me: That stupid ugly moose! He's such a glutton for punishment!
Nico: No kidding, we're already losing track of how many times that dumb moose has broken out of prison to come after us for revenge. But, in any case, if that moron wants another asskicking, we're more than happy to give it to him!
Lincoln: After we capture him again, we're going to need to increase and buff up security in his cell, so he never tries that dumb stunt again.
Me: We sure will!
Nico: That moose is getting put on ice this time!
Lincoln: Oh god I hate knowing everything!
The previous group came.
Taskmaster: Can me, Heatwave, Stinky Butt, Touch and Go, Po Kong, Melter, Titanium Toenail, Red X, Kite Man, and Top go with you guys?
Mr. Touch: (to Nico) How was your date?
Nico: It was really fun!
Me: We went and saw the movie Elemental.
Heatwave: That's a great movie!
Qin: It sure was!
Nico: Yep and to answer your question yes you can come with.
Me: Lumpus is at it again.
Heatwave: What is up with that moose! He is always causing problems!
Nico: No kidding!
Me: We should just give him the black gates and end him forever.
Xenia: Yeah.
Nico: As much as we want to we can't. So we'll send him to the Neptune Cryo Prison. I got something special for him.
Qin: Okay.
Thunder: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Spectrier, Calyrex and Wyrdeer next.
Me: Cool!
Bambi: The Wyrdeer would be cool to meet in my area.
Lola: It sure would.
Xenia: Yeah.
Computer: Alert. Temporal Anomaly in progress.
Me: Uh oh.
Then a flash of light came and Professor Paradox came.
Professor Paradox: Hello everyone.
Me: Professor Paradox. Awesome to see you again.
Professor Paradox: I take it you heard about Lumpus escaping right?
Me: We sure did. Do you know where he is?
Professor Paradox: I sure do. But it's not Where. It's When.
We gasped.
Me: Oh god! He used time travel!?
Loki: What time peroid is he at right now?!
Professor Paradox: He is in October 1st, 2005.
Me: That's almost 18 years ago!
Lazlo: That date is very familiar. (GASP) He's going to kill those meat clones of me, Raj and Clam when Meatman was going on a Rampage.
Me: (LAUGHS) He sure is a stupid one.
Nico: Yep. But either way we got a deranged moose to stop and bring down before the time stream is damaged.
Professor Paradox: Indeed.
Nico: What are we waiting for guys!?
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Ivan Von Shellshockstonberg, better known as Shellshock, the villain from the video game Ratchet: Deadlocked, and he's come back for revenge on Ratchet and Clank. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and Ratchet, Clank, you're not going to like it: the figure we sensed was none other than Ivan Von Shellshockstonberg, better known as Shellshock, and he's come back for revenge on you two.
Ratchet: Now, Shellshock is back, I thought we'd never have to see him again!
Clank: But, there was no doubt he'd come back for revenge on us.
Adreana Metrodora: Well, there's no way I'm going to let him get away with this, I'm going to send his miserable body into the depths of darkness for all eternity!
Ratchet: Yikes, why do I have the feeling things are about to get dark?
Nico: Uh oh, when you get an Umbrasapien that mad, you better watch out! Alright, gang, let's go, Lumpus is about to get the asskicking of a lifetime once again!
Lincoln: And he's getting another one-way trip back to The Saturn Insane Asylum, this time, he'll be put under Quintuple Maximum Security Solitary Confinement where he'll never ever escape, and once we get done with Lumpus, you're next, Shellshock.
Adreana Metrodora: You better be ready to be dragged into darkness for eternity, Shellshock, now you're about to face the wrath of my entire race!
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and we headed out to confront Lumpus once again and take him down, and once we got done with Lumpus once again, Lincoln and Adreana Metrodora are going to destroy Shellshock.
We went back in time to October 1st, 2005.
CAMP KIDNEY - OCTOBER 1ST, 2005!
We arrived.
Pam: Here we are.
Me: Boy I was only 3 years old when all this happened.
Raj: (Hindu Accent) Now that you mention it, the 3 of us don't remember how Meatman was defeated the first time or how the 3 of us got free from his meat.
Me: That's what we need to find out.
We saw Camp Kidney and it was looking good. All the campers were having fun around a campfire and of Course the Lumpus of that timeline was being a total jerk and Slinkman was catering to his every whim.
Me: It's quiet. Too quiet.
Nico: It's nighttime. We need to find out where the real Lazlo, Raj, and Clam are.
Po Kong: All this talk about meat is making me hungry!
Me: Shh. We can't let them know we're here.
Po Kong: Sorry.
Eli: Maybe I can sense where the real Lazlo, Clam and Raj are.
Laney: Go for it.
Eli concentrated and he found them in a cave that was on the western side of Leaky Lake.
Eli: Found them. In a cave right there on the western side of Leaky Lake.
Nico: I see it.
Bludgeon: Wait. I see Lumpus going into that cave.
Lumpus went into the cave, where it's revealed that the real Lazlo, Raj, and Clam were stuck to the wall by MEatman's meat.
Past Lazlo: Scoutmaster Lumpus! Are you here to get us out?
Lumpus: No. I'm here to end your lives!
Past Raj: What?! Why?!
Past Clam: Crazy moose!
Lumpus: Because I want my camp back! You 3 proved important to me losing it. So. by killing you 3, I'll get Camp Kidney back! Now, say goodbye!
Lumpus slashed at them with a knife but all that did was free them and they ran away.
Me: (Chuckles) That stupid moose.
But then around the campfire we saw the three meat clones melt.
Nico: Whoa.
Me: Lumpus you backstabbing Ignoramoose. (Snickers) Hey that's funny. Ignoramoose.
Nico: (LAUGHS) I get it. Good pun.
Eli: Like ignoramus but with Moose.
Titanium Toenail: Wait. Where's Meatman?
Eli: I sense him. He's heading to the Campfire.
We saw Meatman.
Cybertron Menasor: (Irish Accent) There he is!
Nico: Shh.
Me: What's the plan Nico?
Eli: Allow me.
Eli used the Force and hurled Meatman into Leaky Lake.
KRASPLASH!
He dissolved into nothing.
Nico: Nice job Eli.
Qin: Now we just got to subdue him long enough for us to get him back to our time and battle him there.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Easier said than done. But we got to stop Lumpus or else.
Top: Alright. Now, all we have to do is-
Past Skip: Hey. Who are you guys?
Past Chip: And why are there clones of us?
Nico: Well, fuck.
Me: (Whispering) Think of something fast.
Eli: Look it's a mud avalanche!
Past Chip: Where!?
Past Skip: Where!?
ZOOM!
We ran fast and went hid somewhere.
But then, we bumped into Lazlo, Raj, and Clam. The past ones.
Maria: Oh boy.
Past Lazlo: Who are you guys? And why are there more versions of us.
Power Girl: Okay. To make a long story short, we're from the future.
Me: Yeah I guess there's no hiding it. We're from 18 years into the future.
Past Lazlo: Wow!
Nico: I know.
Me: Listen. That moose that tried to kill you is from our time.
Past Lazlo: But he is Lumpus isn't he?
Me: Yes that is Lumpus but he is a really nasty deranged lunatic.
Nico: Yep.
The other Bean Scouts came.
Past Lazlo: (to Lazlo) It's like having a brother!
Past Raj: (to Raj) It's like looking in a mirror.
Past Clam (to Clam) Second Clam!
Past Edward: (to Edward) What're you looking at?
Kite Man: Almost like seeing your reflections, huh?
Nico: It sure does.
Me: Now that we're here we have a lot to tell you.
Past Lazlo: Yeah like why is Scoutmaster Lumpus acting crazy.
Me: Well we have a lot to tell you. This may seem weird but are not from this time. We came here from 18 years into the future and we came here to stop our timeline's version of Lumpus from killing Lazlo, Clam and Raj of this time.
Past Dave: What!?
Past Ping Pong: What!? But why would Scoutmaster Lumpus want to do such a thing?
Gilda: Have you ever wondered why Lumpus seems so irresponsible for a Scoutmaster?
Past Edward: Now that you mention it… Yeah.
Past Samson: He's a terrible scoutmaster.
Me: Well it's a really crazy reason.
Nico: And you guys are going to not like it one bit.
Red X: Ok, we're not going to hide it any longer. Lumpus isn't the real scoutmaster.
Heffer: Nope. I am.
Me: Lumpus is a total fraud and a fake.
I went over what happened and what was discovered on March 27th, 2008 - 2 and a half years from that timeline and it was crazy horrible!
Past Edward: SAY WHAT!?
Me: SHH!
Past Edward: Sorry. That is crazy.
Lola: It is.
Me: That Lumpus that chased Lazlo, Clam and Raj now, is the result of him losing everything. Including his own mind.
Nico: Yep.
Me: I know it's hard to believe but it's all true.
Edward: (to Past Edward) And word of advice? Your true friends are really Lazlo and the others.
Elena: You just don't know it yet.
Past Edward: Wow.
Nico: Yep.
Past Lazlo: We're not gonna remember any of this, will we?
Melter: Sorry. But we can't risk the timeline.
Nico: Yeah sorry.
Past Lazlo: Okay.
Past Raj: We understand.
Nico: But either way we have a deranged Moose out there that is nothing but trouble.
Xenia: And we can't let him get away with everything he did.
Paradox: I'll teleport Lumpus to the Camp Kidney of the present.
Search Man: (to Past Lazlo) Here's some advice: You don't stay young forever. So, you should enjoy summer camp while it lasts.
Past Lazlo: I will remember that.
Eli: Great.
Me: I do have a plan.
Nico: What is it?
I whispered.
Past Lazlo, Raj and Clam will stand in the middle of the camp and then Lumpus will come after them and Paradox will open his portal back to our time to Camp Kidney and then we'll have our battle with him there in 2023.
Nico: Brilliant.
Me: Awesome.
Sandman: Let's do our entrance after we go through the portal.
Nico: Right!
Patsy: (to Past Lazlo) Since you won't remember this, I have something to give you. (kisses him)
Lazlo tooted like a steamwhistle and we went through. All of us did and then Paradox erased their memories of what happened and the portal closed.
We flew through the Space Time Continuum and saw the portal to our time.
Qin: There!
Nico: Entrance time!
We flew fast.
Lumpus was back in our Camp Kidney!
Lumpus: NO! I was so close!
Then a portal opened and then the spirits of clocks appeared and swirled around him and then converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted out from the portal and then a phoenix cry was heard and then we came out!
Me: Algonquin C. Lumpus you are under arrest!
Lumpus: You ruined everything! I was so close to getting my camp back!
Heatwave: You were. But you know the ironic part? You went back in time to try and kill the Bean Scouts. But doing so freed them from Meatman.
Lumpus: Huh? Meatman? What are you talking about?
Me: Oh haven't you seen?
?: Why see when I can show you!
Lumpus looked back and saw MEATMAN!
Meatman: NOT A VERY SMART MOVE TO GO BACK IN TIME MOOSEBOY!
Lumpus screamed like a little girl seeing the sight of Meatman!
Nico: Where'd you come from?
Meatman: Vypra filled me in and I decided to show Lumpus that I was there before.
Nico: Nice.
Meatman formed a hammer fist of meat and smashed Lumpus all over.
Xenia: Yeah!
SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!
Lola: OH YEAH!
Lola fired a fireball and blasted Lumpus in the back and burned him!
Poromon pecked him.
Lumpus: OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH!
Poromon: You like that!? HUH!
Ben turned into Rath!
Ben: RATH!
Rath went up to him.
Rath: LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING ALGONQUIN C. LUMPUS! YOU NEVER GO BACK IN TIME TO MESS WITH OUR FRIENDS! NOT WHEN RATH IS ON THE JOB!
Rath bashed and pulverized Lumpus all over!
WHAMWHAMWHAM WHAM WHAMWHAMWHAMWHAMWHAMWHAM! SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!
Lumpus WAS REALLY THRASHED ALL OVER THE PLACE!
Kevin Levin: You know, Rath the only alien that makes me want to grab a box of popcorn sit back and watch.
Mevya: That is too true there!
Qin: Yeah!
Rath stopped and then FLUTTERSHY USED HER SUPER ENHANCED STARE ON LUMPUS!
SUPER WARBLING NOISE!
Fluttershy: Just who do you think you are!? All this just so you can get a camp that doesn't belong to you back! You should be ashamed of yourself! Doing all sorts of terrible things just to make the scouts lives so miserable when they are at camp! And be completely irresponsible about all of it and not give a flying feather what you thing!? You're not a scoutmaster at all! YOU'RE JUST A BIG! FAT! MEANIE!
WE GASPED AND I JUMPED INTO NICO'S ARMS IN FRIGHT AND LUMPUS SCREAMED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL AS HE TURNED WHITE AS A SHEET!
Nico: WHOA! THAT IS SCARY!
Mevya: Yay, Fluttershy!
Lincoln: Awesome job Flutters!
Spitfire: Wow! Fluttershy is awesome! How did she do that?
Eli: When she transformed it strengthened her stare big time.
Varie: You know how Toepick's nightmare face would scare you bad?
Nico: Think of that times 100,000,000,000,000,000.
Spitfire: Wow! That is awesome!
Nico: Yep. Uh can you get out of my arms J.D.? I'm getting a cramp.
Me: Oh uh sorry.
I got out of Nico's arms.
Poliwag slapped him with his tail.
SLAP SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP!
Lumpus: OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWW!
Poliwag: YOU LIKE THAT!? HOW ABOUT THIS!?
Poliwag fired Bubble Beam Blasts and blasted him all over!
Xenia: Take this!
She fired arrows and skewered his legs!
Horsea squirted ink at him and drenched him.
Yakumo: I have an idea!
She used a genjutsu and made it look like that he was stealing all of May's food!
May then saw this and then… SHE WENT APESHIT CRAZY!
She had a flaming red fire aura and her eyes were glowing red with extreme rage, hatred and fury!
May: (IN EXTREME RAGE AND FURY!) NO ONE STEALS MY FOOD AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!
Nico: (SCREAMS)
He jumped into my arms in fright!
Me: OOF! YOU'RE GIVING ME A HERNIA NICO!
Nico: MAY SCARES ME LIKE THIS!
May then went apeshit and bashed and pulverized Lumpus in extreme and brutal and savage fury!
Manaphy: Go, Mama!
May gave Lumpus an incredibly vicious and merciless beatdown!
WHAMWHAMWHAMWHAMWHAMWHAM SMASHSMASHSMASHSMASHSMASH!
She was REALLY SMASHING HIS BRAINS OUT!
Lola: YEAH!
Nico: YEAH!
Me: Uh Nico can you get out of my arms? I'M the one getting a cramp now.
Nico: Oh sorry.
He did so.
Tentacool: I got an idea!
Tentacool went to Leaky Lake and called out all the Jellyfish and they went to Lumpus and May got off him and the Jellyfish latched onto him and then…
SUPER MASSIVE ELECTROCUTION!
Lumpus got electrocuted with 500 quadrillion volts of powerful electricity from the jellyfish!
The jellyfish stopped and he was burned bad.
Jirachi: (to Tentacool) I didn't know you could do that.
Tentacool: Well I am a Jellyfish Pokemon so that makes me one of them.
Qin: That makes sense.
Missy Rodgers: Watch this one.
She used her telekinetic powers and lifted him into the sky and Lumpus fell towards the ground.
But then…
KRASPLAT!
HE FELL RIGHT INTO A GIANT SWIMMING POOL FULL OF CHOCOLATE PUDDING!
Samson: PEANUT BUTTER SHORTCAKE!
We laughed hysterically!
Samson: And my brain isn't fried right now.
Edward: (LAUGHS) That is still funny though!
Camie: YEAH!
Laney: (LAUGHS) Yeah!
Me: Hey Lumpus you want some pudding with that? SORRY ALL OUT!
We laughed hysterically!
Slinkman: Now you know how it feels!
Lumpus: Et tu Slinkman? Et tu?
Slinkman: You had it coming "Sir!"
We laughed!
Xenia: YEAH!
Eddy threw a stink bomb at him.
Eddy: SNIFF ON THIS!
But then…
LOUD EXPLOSION AND SUPER MASSIVE FART NOISE!
Edd: I CAN'T BREATHE!
Me: OH GOOD GOD! THAT SMELLS HORRIBLE!
Lumpus smelled it and then HE STARTED HURLING HIS GUTS OUT!
Ed: Mmm something smells good!
Edd: Any scent that's sent is a gateway to one's true inner essence.
Eddy: Yes. I stink therefore I am!
Me: Jirachi, I wish he was force fed a massive truckload of Raw Chum.
Jirachi: You got it!
A funnel was put in his mouth and then a giant gas tanker full of RAW CHUM WAS POURED DOWN HIS THROAT!
Nico: Uh oh.
He threw up.
Lumpus hurled his guts out by the shipload!
Nico: OH SICK!
Qin: YUCK!
Xenia: YUCK!
Sandy Cheeks: Now he knows how I felt when I ate raw chum.
Nico: Yeah! Wait what?
Lily: Sandy was trying to break a world record for eating chum. Raw. Ugly story.
Nico: Yuck!
Then Firebrand, Man Boy, Femme Fatale, Trapster, Kangor, Saix, Spot, Electro, Evil Star and Shiv came.
Nico: Firebrand, Man Boy, Femme Fatale, Trapster, Kangor, Saix, Spot, Electro, Evil Star and Shiv.
Firebrand: Boy you guys have had an eventful day!
Nico: That is for sure!
Firebrand: Nice way to spend Father's Day, huh?
Nico: It sure is
Me: You got that right.
Man Boy: Great!
Femme Fatale: Glad you're having fun
Nico: Yep.
Trapster: We heard Edward's brothers escaped.
Nico: They sure did.
Kangor: (Jamaican Accent) Did you give them a pounding, mon?
Me: Oh we sure did and Zipp Storm and Sheila transformed against them.
Nico: Yep.
?: That was awesome.
Then a figure came out and it was DELISHA ENNIVEL from episode 20 of Turbo!
Delisha Ennivel is sent down to Earth to sell jackets that will make the people in fury. The Turbo Rangers had worn the jackets except for Ashley who hadn't put them on. One ended up on Blue Senturion. In battle, she could blast patchwork shaped lasers from her eyes as well as bind and electrocute the Zords with patchwork fabric. She was destroyed by Robo Racer and Turbo Megazord.
T.J.: Delisha Ennivel!
Delisha Ennivel: Been a long time rangers!
Me: I remember you! You were sent down to Earth to sell jackets that will make the people angry! That was nuts!
Delisha Ennivel: Yep. It sure was. Good memory.
Me: Yep.
Delisha Ennivel: Since you're immune to my powers, wanna try on a jacket anyway?
Me: Sure.
She gave me an awesome flame jacket and I tried it on and then…
EXTREMELY MASSIVE EXPLOSION OF POWER!
I got a massive power increase unlike anything I've ever felt! My aura now looked like intense rainbow fire.
Me: WHOA! That is cool!
Nico: WHOA! That jacket is overflowing with intensely powerful negative energy.
Xenia: No kidding!
Me: It's very stylish though.
Delisha Ennivel: Thanks.
We got the battles underway.
Kevin Reynolds, Blossom, Fire Kraken, Jade Fire Kraken, Jade Flashwing, Smolderdash, Sumire Denellda, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Bugly and Iguanus VS Firebrand, Comrade Red, Armaggon, Levira, Basco ta Jolokia, and Oven Jamen - Nico's rescue and Zipp Storm and Sheila pulverizing and thrashing the Platypus Brothers as well as Mama Cosma disowning Schnozmo
Firebrand was first.
Firebrand: (to Kevin) Nico's rescue involved Zipp Storm and Sheila pulverizing and thrashing the Platypus Brothers. As well as Mama Cosma disowning Schnozmo
Kevin Reynolds: You should have seen what happened. It was awesome.
Blossom: Boy it sure was awesome and funny.
Fire Kraken: Yeah it sure was awesome.
Jade Fire Kraken: Yeah it sure was.
Jade Flashwing: And he got his big nosed butt thrashed good.
Smolderdash: Boy he sure did and it was awesome.
Sumire Denellda: It sure was cool.
Sunset Shimmer: Now he is Humiliation Fodder forever.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) You got that right.
Sunburn: Better than being banished to the black gates or Abracatraz forever.
Firebrand: Boy ain't that the truth. Lets do it!
Kevin and Firebrand called out Pidgeot and Ho-Oh! Kevin merged with Fire Kraken and they formed into KEVIN FIRE KRAKEN! Firebrand merged with Armaggon and they formed into FIREMAGGON! Kevin and group fired waves of fire and smashed them down.
Flora, Yuki Yuna, Irina Verokkova, Coconut Cream, Sailor Glaren, Aurora Gettysburg, Dahlia Gallagher, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Thunder and Lightning VS Man Boy, Country Boy, Klepto the Crab, Mxyzptlk, Universe 666 Mean Twilight Sparkle, and Dooku - Us battling Another Black Rock Triskelion, Holocaust Disciple, Cyclonic Ravager, Waterveiled Assassin, Hellfire Wyrm, Bloodfire Ooze, Fiendwurm, Megapede, Nightmare Beast, Wyste, Hysteria (Aurelia), Wolfman and Count Vertigo
Man Boy was next.
Man Boy: (to Flora) Nico, Courtney's team, Count Vertigo's team, and the others did good Another Black Rock Triskelion, Holocaust Disciple, Cyclonic Ravager, Waterveiled Assassin, Hellfire Wyrm, Bloodfire Ooze, and Fiendwurm. And Another Megapede, Nightmare Beast, Wyste, Hysteria (Aurelia), Wolfman and Count Vertigo.
Flora: Boy they sure did and it was really cool.
Yuki: Yeah those were really fun and awesome ones to face.
Irina Verokkova: It sure was. And most of them were all monsters from the world of Dungeons & Dragons.
Coconut Cream: Yeah those were really fun and cool.
Sailor Glaren: They sure were cool too.
Aurora Gettysburg: I'll say!
Dahlia Gallagher: And they have Duel Monsters as their archenemies now too.
Fluttershy: That is a really amazing sight to see for them too.
Tornado Bolt: It sure was.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Ja it sure was amazing.
Stealth Elf: Yeah no kidding.
Man Boy: That is for sure there. Lets do it!
Flora and Man Boy called out their Mega Leafeon and Mega Machamp! Flora merged with Seabreeze and they formed into FLORABREEZE! Man Boy merged with Homerzilla and they formed into MANZILLA! Flora and group fired waves of fruit, leaves, grass, flowers and energy and smashed them down
Alexis, Sasame Fuma, Karura, Mikoto Uchiha, Mebuki Haruno, Hina Hyūga, Makoto Fukami, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Pam and Crimson VS Femme Fatale, Evil Flare Woman, Metal Alice, Big Burpa, Princess Archerina, and Katherine (Catherine) - Lincoln's Rescue
Femme Fatale was next.
Femme Fatale (to Alexis): I heard Lincoln's rescue was on Pyros. That isn't Heatblast's planet, right?
Alexis: No this is Selina Almenara's home planet and it was amazing.
Sasame Fuma: Yeah it sure was and we were there to meet Selina Almenara's parents and they were nice people.
Karura: Yeah and we dealt with her evil brother and sister Marcus and Melanie Almenara and it was awesome.
Mikoto Uchiha: It sure was. And we also dealt with Azar.
Hina: Yeah that was amazing.
Makoto: It sure was awesome.
Rarity: Indeed it was darlings.
Sweetie Belle: Boy it sure was fun.
Gill Grunt: Yeah it was!
Femme Fatale: Wow! That is awesome! Lets do it!
Alexis and Femme Fatale called out Mega Articuno. Alexis merged with Tsunade and they formed into ALESUNADE! Femme Fatale and Balrog merged and they formed into FEMME BALROG! Alexis and group fired waves of ice, water and jewels and smashed them down.
Rocket Raccoon, Jasmine, Gloria Andrukhovych, Super Android 18, Maria Cranberry the Cyclone Dopant, Reika the Heat Dopant, Trixie Lulamoon, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Bludgeon and Bitstream VS Trapster, Yost X 23, Yost Graviton, Ferocious Fins, Grim Reaper, and Bruiser Unversed - Meeting Serena Amariah and Olivia Ogier
Trapster was next.
Trapster: (to Rocket) I heard you guys met Serena Amariah and Olivia Ogier. What are they like?
Rocket Raccoon: Serena is the gene-slammer of Rainbow Dash and Rainbow Dash is the gene-slammer of Infernoble Knight Ogier as well as the descendent of Ogier the Dane.
Jasmine: They both are awesome powerful forces of nature.
Gloria Andrukhovych: And they had a nasty hatred towards Lola for her Dark Side.
Super Android 18: They sure did and it was intense.
Maria Cranberry: They sure did. Wow!
Reika: Yeah no kidding there.
Trixie Lulamoon: Those dark sides of the Louds were worse than when The Great and Powerful Trixie had a nasty dark side.
Applejack: Hoowee! You're not kidding there on that.
Apple Bloom: That was awful!
Flashwing: Yeah no kidding.
Trapster: That is brutal. Lets do it!
Rocket Raccoon and Trapster called out their Meowth. Rocket merged with Sly Cooper and they formed into SLY ROCKET! Trapster and Thieftron merged and they formed into THIEFTRAP! Rocket and group fired waves of energy, earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal, apples and magic and smashed them down.
Randy Cunningham, Lyna, Choji, Chocho, Tayuya, Matatabi the 2-Tailed Wraith Cat, Elena Skellington, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Cybertron Menasor and Sideways VS Kangor, Evil Star Man, Animated Dirt Boss, King Hippo, Negatron, and 9-Tailed Kitsune - Nico's date with Aadarshini Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta and watching the Elemental Movie
Kangor was next.
Kangor: (to Randy) Nico had a date with Aadarshini Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta mon. They watched the Elemental Movie.
Randy Cunningham: They sure did and that movie was so cool.
Lyna: It sure was and it was really amazing how they lived in a city with anthropomorphic elemental forces.
Choji: That was so cool.
Chocho: It sure was.
Tayuya: I give that movie two thumbs way fucking A up!
Matatabi: That was an awesome movie. One day we'll do a mission for it.
Elena Skellington: Yeah we sure will.
Starlight Glimmer: That will be a fun one.
Cozy Glow: We're all gonna be looking forward to it.
Hex: Same here too.
Kangor: That will be a fun one mon. Lets do it!
Randy and Kangor called out Greninja. Randy merged with Sarada and they formed into SARANDY! Kangor merged with Lightning Bot and they formed into Lightning Kangor! Randy and group fired waves of skulls, bones, blood, magic, stars and lightning anf smashed them down.
Carol, Yost Mr. Fantastic, Flik, Atta, Black Widow, Heimlich, Sheila Kelsall, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle. Magic Skylanders, Sinestro and Power Girl VS Saix, Psyphon, Lava Ghost, Blarrg, 3 Headed Bone Dragon, and Lava Bubble - Me running to make sure I don't get tickled and I ended up making out with the gene-slammer of the Knightmare monsters
Saix was next.
Saix: (to Carol) J.D. ran to make sure he didn't get tickled. (laughs) And in the process, he ended up making out with the gene-slammer of the Knightmare monsters.
Carol: He sure did and it was really awesome!
Yost Mr. Fantastic: It sure was awesome and adorable.
Flik: You got that right.
Atta: I agree there too.
Black Widow: You're not kidding there.
Heimlich: (German Accent) Oh ja ja ja that is for sure.
Sheila Kelsall: (Australian Accent) You got that right mates.
Twilight Sparkle: I agree there too and it's awesome.
Starshine Sparkle: It sure is.
Spyro: Yeah no kidding.
Saix: That is for sure. Lets do it!
Carol and Saix called out their Lunala. Carol merged with Phoenix Smolderdash and they formed into CAROL SMOLDERDASH! Saix and Sailor Moon (M.O.E.) merged and they formed into SAIX MOON! Carol and group fired waves of magic and moonlight and smashed them down.
Ed Grant, Kujaku, Stan Lee, Human Torch, Tania, Sperg's Mom, Evelyn Zuckerberg, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Gilda and Stygian VS Spot, Weather Report, One Eye, VrilDaiBouken, Antilion Fangire, and Mog - LUMPUS ESCAPED FROM PRISON!? That moose doesn't know how to take a hint!
Spot was next.
Spot: (to Ed) LUMPUS ESCAPED FROM PRISON!? That moose doesn't know how to take a hint!
Ed Grant: You got that right!
Kujaku: That moose has a lot of problems.
Stan Lee: That is for sure true believers!
Human Torch: You got that right.
Tania: I agree there too.
Sperg's Mom: No kidding there.
Evelyn Zuckerberg: You got that that right.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah he is a total jerk!
Scootaloo: No kidding there.
Whirlwind: Yeah that moose is going down!
Spot: You got that right. Lets do it!
Ed and Spot called out Porygon Z. Ed merged with Rhonda Chilliton and they formed into SAILOR CHILI ED! Spot and Chili Con Carnage merged and they formed into CHILI SPOT CARNAGE! Ed and group fired waves of lightning, wind and rainbows and smashed them down.
Lincoln Loud, Slab, Kurumu, Moka, Yukari, Ruby Tojo, Touma Kamiyama, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Elena and Shocker VS Electro, Evil Elec Man, Piedmon, Toguro, Android 14, and Sergeant Weenie Arms VS Electro - Lumpus went back in time to kill Lazlo and friends!?
Electro was next.
Electro: (to Lincoln) Lumpus went back in time to kill Lazlo and his friends!? See, this is the exact kind of thing you and your sisters are refusing to do!
Lincoln: Yeah no kidding! What a terrible thing to do!
Slab: Boy that is for sure!
Kurumu: What an ugly moose!
Moka: Yeah he has no soul!
Yukari: He also has no brain!
Ruby Tojo: That is for sure!
Touma: What an idiot!
Pinkie Pie: And he is a nasty party pooper!
Maud Pie: (monotonously) I agree there too.
Featherweight: Yeah no kidding.
Sprocket: Yeah that is for sure.
Electro: You got that right. Lets do it!
Lincoln and Electro called out Mega Zapdos! Lincoln merged with Zinnia Zeus and they formed into LINNIA ZEUS! Electro merged with Universe 666 Zeno and they formed into ELECZENO! Lincoln and group fired waves of lightning, metal and gears and smashed them down.
Tommy Oliver (Zeo), Doom Patrol Elastigirl, Tsuyoshi Kaijo, Gohan, Van Fanel, Prohyas, Sinestro, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Block Man and Search Man VS Evil Star, Stormy, Quadraxis, Yashamaru, UA Electro, and Butch - Lumpus ended up getting Lazlo and friends who were meatmanified
Evil Star was next.
Evil Star: (to Tommy) Lumpus ended up accidentally freeing Lazlo and his friends, who were meatmanified. Now that I think about it, Lazlo never did remember how he, Raj, and Clam got free from Meatman.
Tommy Oliver: And now we know how that happened too.
Doom Patrol Elastigirl: Boy no kidding there.
Tsuyoshi: Yeah because of Lumpus from our Time.
Gohan: That is totally ironic.
Van Fanel: Yeah never expected that did we.
Prohyas: Boy no kidding there.
Sinestro: You're not kidding there.
Princess Luna: That is completely ironic there.
Moondust: Yeah no kidding.
Snowdrop: And a total surprise.
Gari: Yeah it sure was.
Blackout: Boy no kidding there.
Evil Star: Yeah that is for sure. Lets do it!
Tommy and Evil Star called out Solgaleo! Then Tommy merged with Livewire and they formed into TOMLIVEWIRE! Evil Star merged with Baby Dahl and they formed into EVIL DAHL! Tommy and group fired waves of darkness and stars and smashed them down.
Lynn, Nightscream, Penelope, Guru, Panda King, Dimitri LouSteau, Daniella King, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Sandman and Clayface VS Shiv, Nightstrike, Giant Palm, Land Pollution Vice-Minister Hiramechimedes, Doldora, and Princess Igam - Lumpus sure is stupid
Shiv was next.
Shiv: (to Lynn) Lumpus sure is stupid. Trying to kill Lazlo and the others only helped in Meatman's first defeat.
Lynn: Boy you guys that right. That stupid moose is a big dumb idiot!
Nightscream: That is for sure there.
Penelope: You got that right on that.
Guru: (Speaking in Aboriginal Language)
Penelope: He said that he agrees on that completely.
Panda King: He has no honor on that.
Dimitri LouSteau: I agree too bros.
Daniella King: Yeah that is for sure on that.
Princess Celestia: I wish we can just banish him to the moon.
King Solar: Yeah no kidding there.
Solar Eclipsa: That is for sure too.
Amber Morning: I agree too on that.
Spotlight: No kidding there.
Shiv: You got that right on that. Lets do it!
Lynn and Shiv had their Hitmonchan called out. Lynn and Rainbow Dash merged and they formed into RAINBOW LYNN! Shiv merged with Tchang Zu and they formed into TCHANG SHIV! Lynn and group fired waves of lightning and light and smashed them down.
Turbo Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Delisha Ennivel
Delisha Ennivel was next.
Delisha Ennivel: Boy Lumpus has got to go.
Nico: Big time.
May: Yeah no kidding!
Delisha Ennivel: Yeah. I agree there. Lets do it!
Nico teleported and opened her safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of Lumpus, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the anti-Lumpus symbol etched on the 7'5" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels.
Nico teleported back with them.
Turbo Rangers: SHIFT INTO TURBO!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! TURBO!
The Megaforce rangers turned into the Turbo Rangers too!
Nico: YEAH!
Turbo Rangers: TURBO RAM CANNON!
They summoned the cannon.
Nico: FIRE!
They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit her and she exploded!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
She was dead!
Nico: Oh yeah! Delisha Ennivel you have failed this world!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a super mega win!
We regrouped.
Troy: You tried to go back in time to keep yourself in power.
Tsukasa: Now you'll pay for it!
Kamen Ride: Wild Force Red!
Kamen Ride: Wild Force Blue!
Kamen Ride: Wild Force Black!
Kamen Ride: Wild Force Yellow!
Kamen Ride: Wild Force Pink!
Kamen Ride: Wild Force Aqua!
Kamen Ride: Wild Force Lunar Wolf Ranger!
Tsukasa turned into Wild Force Red and Daiki summoned clones of the rangers!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! WILD FORCE!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Wild Force Rangers!
Maria: And for backup! (TURNS DIAL) RIDDLE ME THIS 6!
She summoned Riddler, Yzma, The Creepy Heap from The Deep, Malaria, Ice World and Astral Drop Cornelia!
Nico: OH YEAH! Time for some buttkicking!
We went at him and punched and pulverized him all over.
Riggan, Kughar, Vinta, Blugon, and Odu Bathax blasted and smashed him all over.
Applejack, Sideways, Elandra Laval and Gears used the Earth and Planet X Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Gears strength, Applejack and Elandra's powers 100-fold and blades popped out from Sideways shield.
Applejack and Sideways: SLASHING APPLE BLADE STORM!
Elandra Laval and Gears: FIRESTORM BOULDER BLAST!
Smarts of the Powerpuffs and Heatwave: SMARTS POWERPUFF BLAST!
EVIL HERO DARK WRATH and Loki: EVIL HERO DARK STORM!
Earth Titan Power and Touch & Go: EARTH TITAN BLAST!
Eggs of Matilda and Po Kong: EGGS OF MATILDA BLAST!
Kyuranger of Leo and Melter: LEO RANGER BLAST!
Gorm of Wind and Titanium Toenail: GORM OF WIND STORM!
4-Tailed Volcanic Fury and Red X: 4-TAILED VOLCANIC FURY X BLAST!
Jade of Martial Arts and Taskmaster: JADE MARTIAL ARTS BLAST!
Ridley Fury and Kite Man: RIDLEY FURY BLAST!
Lucas & Astrid of Heroes and Top: HERO BEAST STORM!
Applejack, Thunderbird Apple, Lightning Fritter, Golden Delicious, Magnolia May, Construct-Bot, Grindcore, Beary Fagerbear, Shy Crystal, Trihorn, Armor-Hide, Apple Bloom, Api Apple, Tender Tap, Frozen Fright, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Sugar Belle, Granny Smith, Apple Rose, Goldie Delicious, Bright Mac, Pear Butter, Cheerilee, Strawberry Sunrise, Blue Raspberry, Grand Pear, Rockhoof, Cocoa Axe, Steela Oresdotter, Autumn Blaze, Coloratura, Yona the Yak, Earth Skylanders and Albert Heinrich: EARTHQUAKE OF HONESTY!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Applejack, Lazlo, Raj, Clam, me and Nico: CAMP KIDNEY JUSTICE BLAST!
We fired waves of energy.
Lincoln: GRILL ELEMENT STYLE: STEAK!
Jessica Shannon: GRILL STING STYLE: SAUSAGE!
Peni Parker: GRILL WEB STYLE: SEAFOOD!
Jessica Kaios: GRILL FIRE STYLE: SLOW-COOKED RIBS!
Yuna Kamihara: GRILL WATER STYLE: BURGERS!
Julie Makimoto: GRILL EARTH STYLE: PULLED PORK!
Sari Sumdac: GRILL LIGHTNING STYLE: CHICKEN!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said meats.
Lincoln and his harem: BARBECUE FINAL SMASH: BARBECUE BLAST!
They fired a barrage of ki blasts based on barbecue foods.
We fired rainbow energy blasts which transformed into rainbow energy straitjackets and rainbow energy chains and they restrained Lumpus and tied him up.
Lumpus: LET ME OUT OF THIS RIGHT NOW! I WANT MY CAMP BACK!
Sebastian Mendez: Alright, that's it, I've had just about enough of your whining! You're going right back to the asylum at once and this time, never try to break out again, or I swear I'll do much worse to you.
Lumpus: SHUT UP, YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!
Sebastian Mendez: (YELLING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS) NOW, STUPID HEAD! (ROARS AND SNAKES CAME OUT OF HIS MOUTH)
The color drained from Lumpus' body and he ran screaming like a little girl into the police car and he was taken away back to the asylum.
Me and Nico: Never come after us again, you dumbass!
Eli: Or else!
Nico: Yeah! Alright, awesome job, gang, we sent that dumbass moose back to the asylum, and that'll be the end of that!
Lincoln: Now, there's one last thing to do and one loose end to tie up: Ivan Von Shellshockstonberg A.K.A. Shellshock.
?: RATCHET, CLANK, I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE ON YOU FOR DESTROYING DREADZONE AND RUINING ME!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large search pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the ten coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the ten large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Ratchet: Oh great, I knew there was no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You better get out her right now, Shellshock, before someone blasts you out!
A figure came out, and it was none other than Ivan Von Shellshockstonberg A.K.A. Shellshock.
Ratchet: You've got some nerve showing your face again, Ace Hardlight. You just don't even know when to quit!
Shellshock: I'll have your head for this, Lombax!
Adreana Metrodora fired a powerful darkness blast which hit Shellshock and sent him crashing into a tree.
Adreana Metrodora: If anyone's dying here today, it's going to be you.
Suddenly, Adreana Metrodora's pink eyes turned neon green and she was surrounded by a purple and black energy aura with stars, darkness, aliens, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her Alien Mother-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Shellshock, she left purple and black energy, stars, darkness, aliens, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Adreana Metrodora: You really really make me sick, you took great delight in putting so many innocent humans and creatures just so you can slake your thirst for killing innocent people, but what makes you truly sick and twisted is that you also get a sick kick in killing heroes. You really are nothing more than a monster who deserves to die, Ivan Von Shellshockstonberg A.K.A. Shellshock, as the Gene-Slammer of Alien Mother and warrior of the Umbrasapien race, I hereby sentence you to death for everything that you've done!
Suddenly, Adreana Metrodora was surrounded by a massive vortex of purple and black energy with stars and darkness surrounding the vortex, there are aliens, phoenixes, angels, and Alien Mother flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix with blood red eyes glaring at Ivan Von Shellshockstonberg A.K.A. Shellshock: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Adreana Metrodora emerged, but she was changed forever.
Adreana Metrodora grew from 7'0" to 7'9" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has black highlights in the bangs of her long purple hair, she has neon pink eyes and a purple and black energy aura with stars, darkness, aliens, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has the Dark Kanji in the hands of Alien Mother emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with purple iris, she has on alien earrings with purple gems for eyes and holding the Dark, Star, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Alien Mother with purple gems for eyes and holding the Dark, Star, and Eternity Kanjis in her hands on the bottom of her purple alien-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and purple gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Adreana Metrodora has on a sleeveless purple crop top, purple skirt, purple knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, darkness, aliens, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Alien Mother surrounded by stars and darkness. Suddenly, Adreana Metrodora felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive purple angel wings with black tips on the large purple feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long purple wolf tails with black tips and black markings, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.
Suddenly, Adreana Metrodora's massive Alien Mother-themed greatsword and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of purple and black energy, stars, darkness, aliens, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Adreana Metrodora's Umbrasapien Galactic Darkness Alien Mother Greatsword of Eternal Umbrasapien Galactic Darkness Umbrasapien Alien Mother Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded black gems and Alien Mother etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged purple blade, large purple alien heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with large purple gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large purple alien heads and below the purple alien heads is a large white angel head with purple gems for eyes and purple gem in its mouth for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left large gold cuff Bracer, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold versions of Alien Mother's head with purple gems for eyes and large purple gem in it's mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a purple kanji below Alien Mother that said, "Adreana Metrodora, Gene-Slammer of Alien Mother, Very Powerful, Sexy, and Immortal Umbrasapien from Planet Umbras, Older Sister of Arianna Metrodora, Powerful Warrior and Tactician, Powerful Darkness Master, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher of Lincoln's Many Enemies, Archenemy of Metroid Hatcher, Destroyer of Ivan Von Shellshockstonberg Also Known as Shellshock, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Stars, Angels, Phoenixes, and Umbrasapiens"
アドリアナ・メトロドーラ、エイリアンの母のジーン・スラマー、惑星アンブラス出身の非常に強力でセクシー、そして不滅のウンブラサピエン、アリアナ・メトロドーラの姉、強力な戦士であり戦術家、強力な闇の使い手、愛情深い守護天使でリンカーンの将来の妻、ラウド、リンカーンの粉砕者多くの敵、メトロイドハッチャーの大敵、イワン・フォン・シェルショックストンベルグの破壊者、シェルショックとしても知られる、破壊者であり悪の殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして闇のマスター、スターズ、天使、フェニックス、アンブラサピエンス
Suddenly, Adreana Metrodora's immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!
Adreana Metrodora has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ALIEN MOTHER-UMBRASAPIEN-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA ALIEN MOTHER UMBRASAPIEN GODDESS COSMIC DARKNESS ALIEN MOTHER UMBRASAPIEN GODDESS ANGEL OF DIVINE ALIEN MOTHER UMBRASAPIEN GODDESS COSMIC DARKNESS ALIEN MOTHER UMBRASAPIEN GODDESS ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE ALIEN MOTHER UMBRASAPIEN GODDESS COSMIC DARKNESS ALIEN MOTHER UMBRASAPIEN GODDESS ANGEL LOVE!
We were really amazed by Adreana Metrodora's Super Angel-Alien Mother-Umbrasapien Goddess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Shellshock saw it, he went mad with rage and ran at her to kill her, but Adreana Metrodora fired a massive and powerful barrage of purple and black energy, stars, darkness, aliens, phoenixes, and angels at Shellshock, and they exploded as they hit him and he got blown into a wall, he got back up, but now, he was mega pissed off.
Me: WHOA!
Nico: UH OH! NOW, THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET WILD!
Lincoln: You got that right, Nico. This is exactly what happens when you really get a Umbrasapien mad.
Adreana Metrodora: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Darkness Alien Mother Umbrasapien Goddess Angel and Divine Cosmic Darkness Alien Mother Umbrasapien Goddess Angel Love) Yep, you make me or anyone of my race mad, you're going to be dragged into darkness, Now, let's destroy this robotic monster, Linky.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Adreana Metrodora.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You're not laying one hand on Ratchet and Clank, Shellshock. The only thing awaiting you is death by our hands.
Adreana Metrodora and Lincoln went after Shellshock, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, purple and black energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spiders, whales, monkeys, hummingbirds, lizards, giants, condors, cats, llamas, dogs, snakes, spirals, wings, snakes, trees, crocodiles, herons, fish, dark dragons, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Ghouls, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Yetis, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Shellshock and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Adreana Metrodora also attack them with punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they smashed him all over with their immense and extremely powerful superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving him mad.
Shellshock tried to run at them, but Lincoln teleported right behind him, and he placed his left hand on Shellshock's back. Suddenly, Ivan Von Shellshocktonberg glowed with blue light, and then, Lincoln absorbed the omega series cyborg into his body and he also gained his weapons and brute strength. Then, an energy card with Shellshock's soul imprisoned inside appeared in Lincoln's left hand, and as soon as the Judgement Kanji appeared on his forehead, Ivan Von Shellshocktonberg was then sent to The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly for what Adreana Metrodora and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down, and Adreana Metrodora's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long purple wolf tails, and massive purple angel wings are permanent.
Adreana Metrodora: That'll teach you, Ivan Von Shellshocktonberg, to never mess with the galaxy nor with its inhabitants. Thanks for helping me get rid of Ivan Von Shellshocktonberg, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Adreana.
Suddenly, Adreana Metrodora wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Adreana Metrodora's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and Alien Mother flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and darkness behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Adreana Metrodora absorbed the elemental forces and darkness and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Nico: Whoa, oh man, now that's what I call a epic fight of Umbrasapien Angel VS. Musclebound DreadZone Cyborg, Lincoln, Adreana, you two really showed him no mercy, and that was one slick move you made appearing behind him, and as soon as you put your hand on him, you absorbed him and gained his weapons and brute strength, Lincoln.
Lincoln: Yep. No evil cyborg and robot's safe from me.
Me: You got that right.
Nico: Yeah, he was a monster. So, Lincoln, which Noble Knight Gene-Slammer are you going to meet tomorrow?
Lincoln: I know just the one: A Gene-Slammer for Infernoble Knight Oliver.
Melanie Artorgius: (GASPS) That's awesome, and there's only one person who'd be Gene-Slammed into Infernoble Knight Oliver, Odelia Olivier, and you guys are going to love meeting her, Odelia Olivier is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a very powerful wielder of fire magic and a very powerful swordswoman and a member of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table. She trained Lincoln both in the art of swordsmanship and magic, and he became a very powerful swordsman and master of magic, and she also taught him much about the Code of Chivalry and really instilled what it means to be a true hero, to fight with both courage and honor, to protect those he loves and holds dear to his heart, and never to let those with such malice and evil in their black hearts get away with their crimes. Plus, you're going to love hearing this: Odelia Olivier is the descendant of Olivier de Vienne.
We gasped in total shock.
Me: Olivier de Vienne, one of the Twelve Peers of Charlemagne and member of Charlemagne's court.
Katara Chevalierflamboyant: (French Accent) That's right, plus, Lincoln made her a red coat with the coat of arms of Royal Woods' Knights of The Michigan Table along with a beautiful necklace, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips after their training, and Odelia Olivier hates Lisa with a very blazing passion. One day, Odelia Olivier and Lincoln along with the rest of the Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table were having a meeting at our castle, but then, the alarm triggered, and we saw who it was that had triggered the alarm: it was Lisa, and she'd brought with her an army of musclebound thugs she hired. Odelia Olivier and Lincoln went out there along with the rest of us, and she slays them with her greatsword. It drove that heartless, cold, unfeeling mad scientist monster into a blood-crazed fury, but before she could get after us, Lincoln and Odelia Olivier fired chains of fire which bound that mad scientist and tied her up.
Nico: Did he call his family and the rest of his sisters for this?
Lincoln: Yep, and needless to say, everyone wanted her head on a pike!
Me: Should've known she would do something like this.
Lincoln: I know, but I wasn't surprised, Lisa tried to kill me many times in the past, but in the end, her plan failed, and not only did she get a severe beating from my sisters, but Mom and Dad also had her grounded for fifteen weeks and threw her in a cage, and to make sure she didn't try to get revenge, Odelia Olivier and I casted a spell to prevent her from coming after us.
Me: Yeah, messing with the descendant of Olivier de Vienne and one of the members of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table will have dire and disastrous consequences.
Nico: Jeez, that mad scientist really hated that her greatest "plan" was foiled once again, and she got into even more serious trouble with her own family, yeesh.
Lincoln: Lisa seriously didn't even know when to quit, and to make it worse, her plan earned them the vengeance of my nice sisters infinite-fold.
We then went to the Neptune Prison where Lumpus was sentenced to Eternity frozen in ice
Saix: Can we agree that Lumpus went too far this time.
Spot: Oh, I agree with you.
Electro: But now, he's a moosesicle!
Evil Star: Let's celebrate!
Shiv: With that promised steak!
Nico: To Beef Lumberjacks!
We had an awesome steak dinner!
Me: Ahh! (LOUD BELCH) Oh pardon.
Xenia: That was delicious.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: Great job everyone. Now Lumpus will never cause problems again.
Lincoln: That barrier that I put for magic and dark orbs will keep him frozen forever.
Camie: Good riddance.
Lazlo: (To the viewers) But this was an awesome and funny adventure.
Lola: You got that right Lazlo.
Camie: Yeah.
We later went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome chapter done.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.
For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Top, Lord Stratosfear, Spinner, Nefarious, Piedmon and Y2K Bug along with Ant Man, Andrea Davenport, Lindsey Hollywood, Syrus, Bastion And Atticus Rhodes and we're heading into the Simulator and we're going to get ultimate payback and ultimate divine wrath on the dark sides of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola and Lisa and Chandler and we're going to have HITCH TRAILBLAZER AND GEORGINA TRANSFORM AGAINST THEM and also we're going to have ALL of Lincoln's Guardian Angels get some well deserved shots in on them! IT'S PAYBACK TIME! Also we're going to battle Another Warthog Dragon (Timon and Pumbaa), Dagger, Shriek, Aracula, Feo the Alien (Courage the Cowardly Dog), Lord Stratosfear and Top. And we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Spectrier named Ninnia and she is a Centaur.
The match-up scene is for Arianna Metrodora, Gene-Slammer of Alien Overlord, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy The Eviscerator, an antagonist in Deadlocked and a powerful cybernetic insectoid creature and a sadistic member of the Exterminators
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Marina Kaimana's home planet, Hydros, and not only is Lincoln going to meet Marina Kaimana's parents, but we're also going to destroy Marina Kaimana's Bringer of Chaos siblings, her younger sister, Cordelia, and her older brother, Kai. And we're going to meet the next Noble Knight Gene-Slammer, her name is Odelia Olivier, Gene-Slammer of Infernoble Knight Oliver, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a very powerful wielder of fire magic and a very powerful swordswoman and a member of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table. She trained Lincoln both in the art of swordsmanship and magic, and he became a very powerful swordsman and master of magic, and she also taught him much about the Code of Chivalry and really instilled what it means to be a true hero, to fight with both courage and honor, to protect those he loves and holds dear to his heart, and never to let those with such malice and evil in their black hearts get away with their crimes. Plus, you're going to love hearing this: Odelia Olivier is the descendant of Olivier de Vienne, one of the Twelve Peers of Charlemagne and member of Charlemagne's court. Lincoln made her a red coat with the coat of arms of Royal Woods' Knights of The Michigan Table along with a beautiful necklace, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips after their training, and Odelia Olivier hates Lisa with a very blazing passion. One day, Odelia Olivier and Lincoln along with the rest of the Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table were having a meeting at our castle, but then, the alarm triggered, and we saw who it was that had triggered the alarm: it was Lisa, and she'd brought with her an army of musclebound thugs she hired. Odelia Olivier and Lincoln went out there along with the rest of us, and she slays them with her greatsword. It drove that heartless, cold, unfeeling mad scientist monster into a blood-crazed fury, but before she could get after us, Lincoln and Odelia Olivier fired chains of fire which bound that mad scientist and tied her up. Lincoln wasn't surprised, Lisa tried to kill him many times in the past, but in the end, her plan failed, and not only did she get a severe beating from his sisters, but the parents also had her grounded for fifteen weeks and threw her in a cage, and to make sure she didn't try to get revenge, Odelia Olivier and Lincoln casted a spell to prevent her from coming after them because messing with the descendant of Olivier de Vienne and one of the members of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table will have dire and disastrous consequences.
Along with the next Alicorn Gene-Slammer, her name is Melanie Gelasia, Gene-Slammer of Pinkie Pie, Alicorn Princess of Laughter, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Equestria and she's a funny girl who loves making people laugh and she's also a very powerful Alicorn and very powerful master of laughter and magic, and she taught Lincoln how to cast some very powerful spells and how to dispel dark curses. Lincoln gave her a pink neck choker, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and when that happened, her pink horn on her head glowed with pink light and it was a sign of true love. Plus, she's also a dear friend of Pinkie Pie from long ago and their bond has remained strong to this day, and like Applejack, she's an amazing girl who loves making people laugh, but she also hates Luan with a blazing passion because Melanie had seen what kind of person Luan is, and she saved Lincoln from getting ambushed by Luan who went charging at him to kill him in another attempt at his life, but Melanie charged in and she kicked Luan into a nearby fence and she got knocked out because of just how strong she is. She told the family of what Luan tried to do to Lincoln, and she got grounded for a month.
Get ready for a Tabloid Adventure like no other as we battle Ian Peek from the Batman Beyond episode Sneak Peek and this is going to be an awesome one as we save him from that belt.
See you next time.
