This chapter is based on the Batman Beyond episode Sneak Peek.
In the early morning hours at 2:00 AM, Lincoln had a dream, and he saw four figures who was hiding out and living in the streets of Oakland, California. But, they were no three figures, they were Teddy and Mira Yukiko, adopted children of Lincoln's future wife, ROTB Arcee. Red Aid, daughter of Lincoln's future wife, Reaper Nurse. and Oreline, adopted daughter of Lincoln's future wife, Crumbelina DiCaramello. Lincoln woke up from the dream, but he wasn't the only one, ROTB Arcee, Bright Eyes Loud, Starburst, Nyx Midnight, Reaper Nurse, Crumbelina DiCaramello, Black Alpha, Nico, and I also had the same dream.
Lincoln: Same dream?
Black Alpha: We sure did, Lincoln.
ROTB Arcee: And not only that, it also means that we found out where our kids are at.
Reaper Nurse: Any ideas where are they at?
Me: They're at Oakland, California.
Nico: Oh man, that's not good. I mean sure, Oakland, California, is a nice place, but not so much for little kids.
Lincoln: That's right, Nico. Come on, we're going to rescue them, and bring them to the Estate.
Black Alpha: We're on it, Lincoln.
Lincoln, Black Alpha, ROTB Arcee (who has a human disguise), Bright Eyes Loud, Starburst, Nyx Midnight, Reaper Nurse, Crumbelina DiCaramello, Me, and Nico were heading to Oakland, California. Lincoln saw a big and tough 13-years-old boy who has cauliflower skin, blue eyes, white freckles, and dark orange mohawk-like hair with orange streaks. He wore a dark green long sleeved shirt with a picture of a comb, black sleeveless vest, gray pants, and red sneakers. He wields a war hammer. A slender and athletic 12-years-old girl who has light fair skin, maroon eyes, and shoulder-length maroon hair. She wears a ripped-sleeved white shirt that exposed her stomach with a autobot logo on it, black sleeveless vest, black fingerless long gloves, maroon shorts with black belt and silver buckle, black thigh high socks, and maroon & white sneakers with black soles. She wields two cybertronian sword-like blasters. A slim 12-years-old girl who has light skin, blue eyes, and long red hair that she tied into a ponytail with a white bow. She also has a gray mechanical left arm with red medical tool-like blaster equipment. She wears a white medical coat with the left side is sleeveless, red blouse, red glove on her right hand, red skirt, white stockings, red Mary Janes. And a young 9-years-old girl who has fair skin, cyan eyes, long cyan curvy hair that she tied into a ponytail with a oreo-like hairband. She wears black and white hoodie, cyan skirt, white stockings, and black flats with oreo and cyan wrapper on the side. Lincoln saw who they are, they were Teddy, Mira Yukiko, Red Aid, and Oreline.
Lincoln: Excuse me, are you Teddy, Mira Yukiko, Red Aid and Oreline?
Mira Yukiko yes we are.
Teddy: Who are you?
Lincoln: I'm Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, and this is the dark knight and leader of the Heroic Elementals, Black Alpha, my older brother and leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, J.D. Knudson, and my second brother and second leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Nico Chan. And there's also someone you know all too well.
Then, ROTB Arcee (who's human disguise is a slightly taller and thin yet athletic young 16-years-old girl who has fair skin, rosy cheeks, blue eyes, and short white hair with red and maroon stripes. She wears a pink sport bra, red jacket with pink short sleeves, red gloves, maroon leggings, black socks, and red & pink sneakers.), Reaper Nurse, and Crumbelina DiCaramello came out, and when Teddy, Mira Yukiko, Red Aid, and Oreline saw them, they were stunned. and when Lincoln see ROTB Arcee's human disguise, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding.
Oreline: Mother?
Crumbelina: I'm here, my little cookie.
Teddy, Mira Yukiko, Red Aid, and Oreline, ran up to ROTB Arcee, Reaper Nurse, and Crumbelina DiCaramello, and they hugged, and they cried tears of happiness, and we looked on at the scene. Lincoln joined in on the hug, along with me, Nico, Black Alpha, Bright Eyes Loud, Starburst and Nyx Midnight.
Lincoln: And there's something you two should know, Arcee, Reaper Nurse, Crumbelina, your mothers are many of my many future wives.
Teddy, Mira Yukiko, Red Aid and Oreline: Does that means...you're our father.
Lincoln: (smiled) What else I won't I be?
That filled Teddy, Mira Yukiko, Red Aid and Oreline with joy, Lincoln picked them up and they hugged, and we had a smile on our faces and tears in our eyes.
ROTB Arcee: Oh, and by the way, Linky, Thanks for helping me find a human disguise. I look like a real athletic girl.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Arcee.
Suddenly, Lincoln wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around ROTB Arcee and he kissed her on the lips which she returned with intense passion as she wrapped her arms around him. Lincoln separated, but ROTB Arcee still had a red blush on her face with steam coming out of her ears.
ROTB Arcee: (In Heaven) I'm...starting...to like...this man.
Reaper Nurse and Crumbelina: (Chuckles in a good goofy mood) That's our Linky.
Lincoln: Alright, everyone, let's go home. I can't wait until we tell everyone in the morning about this.
We went back home to the Estate, and Lincoln told everyone what happened, and he then introduced Teddy, Mira Yukiko, Red Aid and Oreline to the rest of his siblings, who are now their aunts. We were proud of what Lincoln did in reuniting ROTB Arcee, Reaper Nurse, and Crumbelina DiCaramello, and with their kids, and Teddy, Mira Yukiko, Red Aid and Oreline now has a loving, strong, brave, and caring father in their life.
Later it was time for the rescue. In the simulator was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Top, Lord Stratosfear, Spinner, Nefarious, Piedmon and Y2K Bug along with Ant Man, Andrea Davenport, Lindsey Hollywood, Syrus, Bastion And Atticus Rhodes and we were there for an awesome rescue and to have Lincoln and his Guardian Angels deliver some well deserved payback and pain onto the dark sides of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, Lisa and Chandler and make those parasitic freaks pay for their crimes.
Nico: This is gonna be good.
Anna Anyanova: Yeah I can't wait to kick some butt!
Qin: Yeah this will be good!
Lola: I'm looking forward to tearing that dark version of me apart!
Lisa Loud: Same with me and it will be much well deserved in terms of retribution.
Lucy Loud: It will be painful and good.
Camie: Yeah this will be good!
Ant Man: I'm going to squish them flat.
Top: Me too!
Nico: Ant Man, I want to thank you, Top, and your teams for coming.
Ant Man: Anytime Nico. This will be so fun and cool.
Lola: Yeah it sure will!
Andrea Davenport: You got that right.
Nico: Andrea, sorry about when we first met.
Andrea: It's no problem Nico. All water under the bridge.
Xenia: Good.
Nico: That's a relief.
Eli: Yeah.
Juran: What DID happen when you first met anyway?
Me: Well Kushina laid down the law on her.
FLASHBACK - CHAPTER 1576.
?: Well looks like you two have Team Loud Phoenix Storm helping you out.
We saw a girl with neon aqua blue hair and she had purple clothes. It was ANDREA DAVENPORT!
Molly McGee: (Snarling) Andrea!
Me: Oh boy.
Andrea: You all are losers and it's best you stay out of my way.
She left.
Nico: That girl is a nightmare
Glumshanks: Someone should teach her a lesson!
Eli: I think I have an idea.
He pulled out The Mask of The Beast.
Me: I don't think so bro. Last time we used the Mask of The Beast, Lynn used it and she was going to turn into someone she is not.
Kushina: I have an idea. Let me work my magic.
We went to the cafeteria.
Kaos: You're right, Glumshanks. Davenport IS about to be taught a lesson!
Me: Watch.
Andrea Davenport: And that's why you all love me because I'm the most popular and most pretty and beautiful girl in the school and always will…
Kushina yanked an invisible chakra rop and then…
RIP!
Kushina ripped Andrea's skirt off and everyone saw Andrea in her underwear and they had bunnies and leprechauns on them and Andrea gasped and Lori snapped a photo of her underwear and posted it on social media and then everyone in the school laughed at Andrea and pointed and humiliated her to the brink!
Fangry: You know that underwear for women is a bra and panties, right?
Nico: (Snickering)
May: (Snickering) Obviously not.
Edward the Platypus: (Laughs) WHAT A LOSER!
Myotismon: What do you have to say for yourself now?!
Andrea ran away crying.
Nico: HA!
Molly McGee: That was so awesome!
Scratch: OH YEAH!
Laney: Serves her right!
Kushina: Chalk up an awesome victory for Kushina Uzumaki, Master Prankster of The Hidden Leaf.
Libby: That felt really awesome!
Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!
Naruto: Mom is an amazing prankster.
Kushina: Never mess with the Red Hot Habanero.
Krankenstein: Monster thought that was funny!
Nico: It sure was funny!
Eli: Next time we'll use the Mask of The Beast.
Nico: Good idea. Kushina called it first so we'll do the Mask of The Beast next.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Juran: GEEZ!
Qin: Yeah but Drakus got her to realize the error of her ways.
Camie: That's good.
Lola: Yeah it sure is.
Camie: I agree.
Nico: I think we can all agree that yesterday was crazy.
Me: You're not kidding! But it was awesome still.
Qin: (LAUGHS) Yeah it sure was. But it was awesome doing all those funny gags on Lumpus.
Camie: It sure was.
Maria: And Tentacool called all those cool Freshwater Jellyfish to help out.
Nico: That was awesome. I didn't know that Tentacool could do that.
Varie: Well Tentacool is a Jellyfish Pokemon so that fits perfectly.
Nico: True. But Lumpus ended up showing us how Lazlo, Raj and Clam were freed from Meatman.
May: Now we know why Lazlo, Raj, Clam, and the others couldn't remember how Meatman was defeated the first time. Because WE were the ones that helped cause that.
Me: Boy Talk about Ironic.
Qin: Yeah no kidding!
Xenia: A massive case of unexpected irony.
Maria: What Lumpus did crossed the line.
Nico: You got that right.
Lincoln: Yeah but the magic and dark orb barriers I put up will make sure he stays on ice forever.
Qin: Great.
Lola: Yeah no kidding.
Laney: He had it coming.
Top: So, where are we again?
Eli: In the Simulator.
Nico: Here we are in Royal Woods in The Simulator, and Lincoln, Sabrina, Anna, you're going to love this: for today's rescue, we're going to destroy the Dark Sides of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Chandler.
Lincoln: (Really Surprised) Wait, what?!
Anna Anyanova: (Really Surprised) Nico, tell me those words you said were true!
Sabrina Lorelai: (Really Surprised) If they're all true, then, that means...!
Nico: Yep, it's all true.
Me: Aw sweet!
Lincoln: Oh man, I've been waiting for this opportunity for seven years. Let me get the rest of my Guardian Angels for this, they've been wanting to exact seven years of retribution on those dark side monsters.
Qin: This is gonna be great!
Lincoln called the rest of his Guardian Angels here along with his entire harem, and he told them the news, and they cheered all wildly, and they got out their massive greatswords: they were ready to exact seven years of revenge on the Dark Sides of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Chandler.
Selene Arcangela: Do you have any idea how long we've been waiting for this opportunity? Finally, we get to exact brutal and bloody revenge on those six dark side bitches and the dark side of that little asshole!
Nico: I can tell you have been wanting some ultimate payback.
Lincoln: You got that right, Selene, and I sensed it. Hitch, just like Twilight, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Starlight, Sunset, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Sunny, Izzy, Pipp, and Zipp, you're also going to transform into your most powerful and ultimate transformation, just like when J.D. and I ascended.
Hitch Trailblazer: Yeah, I felt it for myself.
Me: This is going to be so awesome!
Lincoln: But, I also sensed Georgina is also going to transform too. But, before we go after them, I have a few words to say.
Lincoln turned to his harem and Guardian Angels.
Lincoln: Guardian Angels, everyone, our time for payback on the Dark Sides of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Chandler has finally arrived. We shall show them all no quarter, we will tear them to shreds, they shall pay for causing us and all of Michigan nothing but pain and suffering, and before the day's end, the streets of Royal Woods will run red with their blood! (Unholsters and raises his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds into the air)
Lincoln's Guardian Angels and harem cheered wildly as they all raised their greatswords high into the air!
Nico: YEAH!
Me: Oh man, he's rallied his Guardian Angels and his entire harem!
Nico: The Dark Sides of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and Chandler are so done for now!
Eli: They are going to be assed up in their graves!
Lincoln: Now, let's get after those six dark side bitches and that dark side sewage bastard and rip them to shreds! (Senses for The Dark Sides of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and Chandler) Aha! Got you, you dumbass snakes! They're 200 clicks north of our location and they're also going after my Simulator counterpart along with his sisters, parents, and friends!
Nico: Lets go!
We headed off to the location of Simulator Lincoln, his sisters, parents, and friends, and they were all being pursued by the Dark Sides of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and Chandler who were out for blood!
?: YOUR TIME HAS FINALLY COME, DARK SIDE BITCHES AND DARK SIDE SEWAGE RAT!
Suddenly, the spirits of Lincoln's Guardian Angels and his entire harem appeared from nowhere and they flew at them, and they fired powerful blasts of energy and elements at the Dark Sides of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and Chandler, and they really hurt like Hell, and then, the spirits converged and a massive explosion erupted and a Thunderbird and Phoenix Cry erupted from nowhere, and then, we appeared, and the attack allowed Simulator Lincoln, his sisters, parents, and friends to get to safety behind us.
Me: Your time of reckoning has come!
Simulator Dark Lynn: STTTTTIIIIIIIINNNNNNNKKKKKOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLNNNNNNNN!
Simulator Dark Lynn belched and ran at Lincoln to attack him only for him to grab her by her ponytail and he lifted her up so that her eyes met his, and he glared at her ferociously with rage, and that glare made her pee her shorts in fright. We snickered at that sight. Then, he threw her at Simulator Dark Lori, Dark Luan, Dark Lisa, and Dark Chandler and they crashed into each other.
KRASMASH!
Simulator Dark Lola: GET OFF ME, YOU FARTY GYMBAG!
Simulator Dark Lori: WHEN WE GET OUT OF THIS, I'M GOING TO LITERALLY TURN YOU INTO AN OVERGROWN HUMAN PRETZEL, YOU FUCKING TWERP!
Simulator Dark Lori, Simulator Dark Luan, Simulator Dark Lola, Simulator Dark Lynn, Simulator Dark Lisa, and Simulator Dark Chandler: WE ALL HATE YOU AND YOUR FUCKING GUTS MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF!
Suddenly, Lincoln's rainbow aura exploded with such intensity and fury as he gained an astronomical and massive power boost of astronomical proportions!
Me: WHOA!
Lincoln: Why don't the six of you shut your traps! You've had this coming for a very long time!
Me: Big time!
Lincoln fired six massive rainbow fireballs at Simulator Dark Lori, Simulator Dark Luan, Simulator Dark Lola, Simulator Dark Lynn, Simulator Dark Lisa, and Simulator Dark Chandler, and they exploded with such incredible power and they all got badly burned, and this pissed them off big time.
Me: AW YEAH, THAT SHOULD SHUT YOUR TRAPS!
Nico: YEAH! FUCK YOU, YOU HARPIES AND ASSHOLE!
Simulator Lincoln: (to Lincoln) Who are you?!
Maria: (sighs) Not this again!
Me: Just a bunch of people passing through here to kick your evil sisters asses!
Dark Lori came at me and I ducked and punched her in her face and punched her in her face 5 times!
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!
I kicked her in the stomach and bashed her on her head with a club!
Dark Lynn came at Nico and he punched her SQUARE IN THE FACE And broke her nose and that sent her crashing into a fire hydrant!
Top ran at Dark Lynn.
And he kicked her square in the face and Camie kicked her right in the crotch!
OOOH! THAT IS GONNA FEEL BAD!
Qin: NICE ONE!
Xenia fired an arrow and it skewered Dark Chandler's legs!
Hitch Trailblazer: Alright, that's it, I've had it up to hear with you five good-for-nothing dark side misandrists along with you, you heartless murderous sewage little prick!
Suddenly, something in Hitch Trailblazer's mind really snapped as memories of the seven years of pain and suffering that Lincoln went through because of Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, Dark Luan, and Dark Chandler rushed through his head and it also reminded him of Queen Opaline's evil deeds, and his amber eyes turned neon amber and he was surrounded by an amber and aqua green energy aura with Equestrian Magic, Alicorns, stars, and Sherriff's badges, he unholstered his massive Hitch Trailblazer's Law Justice Friendship Legacy and Friendship Savior Greatsword of True Alicorn Eternal Friendship and True Friendship Magic Alicorn Justice from his back, and as he angrily approached the Simulator versions of Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, Dark Luan, and Dark Chandler, he left amber and aqua green energy, Equestrian Magic, Alicorns, stars, and Sherriff's badges with every step.
Hitch Trailblazer: You six absolutely make me sick to no end, what you six have done to Lincoln is just absolutely disgusting, you treated your own little brother as an enemy and wanted to abuse and kill him to slake your thirst for blood, and you're too stupid to realize that Lincoln is an awesome friend and brother, and if there's one thing none of tolerate is a heartless bullying murderous psychopathic sadistic prick like you, Dark Chandler, nor misandrist heartless girls who think they're better than their little brother, Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, and Dark Luan. (SUDDENLY GETTING EXTREMELY AND DANGEROUSLY PISSED OFF) But, what you six have constantly tried to do in trying to kill Lincoln for too many times has really really gone off the deep end, you were willing to throw away your family bonds just to slake your thirst for blood..., YOU'VE CROSSED ONE LINE FAR TOO MANY, I WILL NEVER EVER FORGIVE YOU SIX COLD-BLOODED SNAKES FOR WHAT YOU'VE TRIED TO DO TO LINCOLN IN THE PAST, AND FOR THAT, I WILL SEE TO IT THAT YOU RECIEVE THE ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT FOR YOUR MISDEEDS!
We gasped at the sudden extent of Hitch Trailblazer's fury and rage: Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, Dark Luan, and Dark Chandler were done for!
Me: OH MAN!
Eli: UH OH!
Nico: OH SHOOT! YOU'RE DEAD FOR SURE, DARK SIDE BITCHES AND SEWAGE RAT ASSHOLE!
Lincoln: The last time Hitch's fury was unleashed, it was on that brat, Madame Margaret, and now, his fury's been unleashed, this time on Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, Dark Luan, and Dark Chandler and it's going to get ugly! STAND YOUR GROUND, EVERYONE, HE'S GOING TO EXPLODE!
We stood our ground as Hitch Trailblazer screamed like a madman and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
There was a massive and incredibly fiery explosion of power and he was surrounded by a massive vortex of amber and aqua green energy with Equestrian Magic, stars, and Sherriff's badges surrounding the vortex, there are Alicorns flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, Dark Luan, and Dark Chandler: the red eyes of death.
Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln Loud's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, The Unity Crystals fired a beam of light into Hitch Trailblazer's Law Justice Friendship Legacy and Friendship Savior Greatsword of True Alicorn Eternal Friendship and True Friendship Magic Alicorn Justice, and then, his massive greatsword glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of amber and aqua green energy with Equestrian Magic, stars, and Sherriff's badges surrounding the vortex, there are Alicorns flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, Dark Luan, and Dark Chandler: the red eyes of death was A MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HIM AND HIS POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!
THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO HITCH TRAILBLAZER! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, HITCH TRAILBLAZER EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Hitch Trailblazer grew from 7'5" to 8'3" in height, he has weighted gold bands over the weighted bands on his massive biceps and thighs, and he now has eleven large aqua green orbs orbiting around his legs, his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew much bigger and he still retains his eight-pack abs, he has blue highlights in the bangs of his aqua green hair, he has neon amber eyes and an amber and aqua green energy aura with Equestrian Magic, Alicorns, stars, and Sherriff's badges surrounding him, he has an Alicorn along with his cutie mark emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with aqua green iris and his amber horn on his head grew longer, he has on on Alicorn earrings with magenta gems for eyes and the Law, Magic, Friendship, and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves, he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with blue gems on the gold Sherriff's badge links and amber crystal links and an aqua green shield-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is an Alicorn with aqua green gems for eyes and holding the Law, Magic, Friendship, and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves for the pendant, he also has on a large white and gold accented neck choker on his neck, Hitch Trailblazer has on a white tank top and an aqua green short-sleeved shirt with Sherriff's badges on the sleeves and his Sherriff's badge on, brown pants, brown combat boots, and a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with Equestrian Magic, Alicorns, stars, and Sherriff's badges on the coattails and an Alicorn on the back surrounded by stars and on top of its horn is Hitch Trailblazer's cutie mark and sheriff's badge. Suddenly, Hitch Trailblazer felt a pain on his back, and then, his massive amber angel wings with aqua green tips on the feathers grew much bigger for his new body and his aqua green tail grew longer, Hitch Trailblazer has on a Ring of the Phoenix with large aqua green gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger and Blue Lantern Ring on his left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in his left hand.
Suddenly, Hitch Trailblazer's massive Hitch Trailblazer's Law Justice Friendship Legacy and Friendship Savior Greatsword of True Alicorn Eternal Friendship and True Friendship Magic Alicorn Justice and all of the greatswords and swords he'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of amber and aqua green energy, Equestrian Magic, Alicorns, stars, and Sherriff's badges, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Hitch Trailblazer's Law Justice Unity Friendship Legacy and Friendship Savior Greatsword of True Alicorn Eternal Friendship and True Friendship Magic Alicorn Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded aqua green gems and his cutie mark etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold Alicorn heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and large aqua green gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold Alicorn heads with aqua green gems for eyes and on the bottom is a large pony head with amber gems for eyes and a large aqua green gem in its mouth for the pommel, he has on his large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with aqua green gems on his wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on his left gold Bracer, his gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle and amber gems for the eyes and a large aqua green gem in its collar for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on his right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his left hip. There's an aqua green kanji below the Alicorn that said, "Hitch Trailblazer, Earth Pony Now Turned Alicorn Prince of Unity, Sheriff of Maretime Bay, Savior, Protector, and Inheritor of Twilight Sparkle's Legacy of Friendship, Talker of Animals, Childhood Friend of Sunny Starscout, Dear Friend of Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Jazz Hooves, Rocky Riff, Posey Bloom, Rufus, Dahlia, Windy, Fifi, Sparky Sparkeroni, Zoom Zephyrwing, Thunder Flap, Onyx, and Many, Destroyer of Queen Opaline and The Doomsday Twenty-Three, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, Archenemy of Pitcher Plant Monster, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of The Powers of Friendship, Unity, The Law, and Magic"
ヒッチ・トレイルブレイザー、アース・ポニーがアリコーンになった ユニティの王子、メアタイム・ベイの保安官、トワイライト・スパークルの友情の救世主、保護者、そして継承者、動物の話し手、サニー・スタースカウトの幼馴染、ピップ・ペタルの親愛なる友人、ジップ・ストーム、ミスティブライトドーン、ジャズ・フーブス、ロッキー・リフ、ポージー・ブルーム、ルーファス、ダリア、ウィンディ、フィフィ、スパーキー・スパーケローニ、ズーム・ゼファーウィング、サンダー・フラップ、オニキス、そして多数、クイーン・オパリンの破壊者と終末の二十三、エクエストリアの守護者、ポニービル、そしてキャンタロット、フレンドシップテーブルの騎士団のメンバー、ピッチャープラントモンスターの大敵、悪の破壊者にして殺戮者、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして力のマスター友情、団結、法、そして魔法
Suddenly, Hitch Trailblazer's immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, he transformed into his most powerful and most incredible transformation ever!
Hitch Trailblazer has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-UNITY ALICORN PRINCE-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA HARMONIOUS UNITY ELEMENTAL LAW ENFORCEMENT EQUESTRIAN FRIENDSHIP ALICORN ANGEL OF DIVINE HARMONIOUS UNITY ELEMENTAL LAW ENFORCEMENT EQUESTRIAN FRIENDSHIP ALICORN ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE HARMONIOUS UNITY ELEMENTAL LAW ENFORCEMENT EQUESTRIAN FRIENDSHIP ALICORN ANGEL HOPE!
We were really amazed by Hitch Trailblazer's Super Angel-Unity Alicorn Prince-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when the Simulator versions of Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, Dark Luan, and Dark Chandler saw it, they went absolutely bonkers and mad with homicidal rage and charged at Hitch Trailblazer to kill him, but Hitch Trailblazer fired a massive and powerful barrage of amber and aqua green energy blasts, Equestrian Magic, magic, Alicorns, stars, and Sherriff's badges at the Simulator versions of Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, Dark Luan, and Dark Chandler, and they got hit hard and sent flying into a brick wall, they got out, but now, they were pissed off!
Nico: (TRULY AMAZED) Whoa...!
Eli: (TRULY AMAZED) Now they are in for it!
Me: (TRULY AMAZED) Incredible...!
Lincoln: (TRULY AMAZED BEYOND IMAGINATION) That's so awesome! Hitch Trailblazer's transformed into his Super Angel-Unity Alicorn Prince-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form. And what those six tried to do to him, I can definitely call trying to kill the Sheriff of Maretime Bay attempted murder and attempted assault and battery.
Hitch Trailblazer: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Unity Law Enforcement Friendship Equestrian Magic Alicorn Angel and Divine Harmonious Elemental Unity Law Enforcement Friendship Equestrian Magic Alicorn Angel Hope) That's just what I was about to say.
Georgina: And now, because of what they tried to do, now they're really going to get it big time.
Selene Arcangela: Say your prayers, bitches and asshole!
Selene Emperyous: Never again will you monsters be free to hurt Linky ever again!
Simulator Dark Lynn: I'LL KILL YOU!
Laney Emperyous: (Flips Simulator Dark Lynn the finger) Fuck you, Belchy McFarty!
Simulator Dark Lynn roared like an animal and beat her chest like a gorilla and was about to charge at her to kill her, only to get hit with a rainbow energy blast fired by Lincoln and it slashed her cheek and drew blood.
Lincoln: That's for all the Dutch Ovens and surprise attack poundings you gave me, you stupid ape!
Lincoln fired five more rainbow energy blasts at the Simulator versions of Dark Lori, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, Dark Luan, and Dark Chandler, and they slashed their cheeks as well and drew blood.
Me: Whoa! Man, Lincoln's really out for their blood!
Nico: YEAH NO SHIT!
Dark Lynn ran at Georgina but she grabbed her arm and snapped Dark Lynn's arm like a twig and she screamed in pain!
Qin: OUCH!
Nico: Big time. Georgina, you better hurry and transform before Lincoln thinks about killing them a little early!
Georgina: Right.
Suddenly, Georgina's dark blue eyes turned neon dark blue, and she was surrounded by a brown and orange energy aura with stars, rocks, and lava surrounding her, she unholstered her massive Stonebiter's Earth Golem Sword of Stone Justice from her back, and as she approached the Simulator versions of Dark Lori, Dark Luan, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, and Dark Chandler, she left brown and orange energy, stars, rocks, and lava with every step.
Georgina: I've had it up to hear with you six animals to last a lifetime, you've gotten off on causing so much pain and misery to Lincoln for so many years, and for that, you six will pay the price for that with your own blood.
Suddenly, Georgina was surrounded by a massive vortex of orange and brown energy with stars, rocks, lava, and grey stones surrounding the vortex, there's golems and Stonebiter running around the vortex, and in the vortex is a grey phoenix with red eyes glaring at the Simulator versions of Dark Lori, Dark Luan, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, and Dark Chandler: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Georgina emerged, but she was changed forever.
(INDIANA JONES MUSIC PLAYS)
Georgina grew from 6'5" to 7'9" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has brown and grey highlights in the bangs of her long flowing black hair, she has neon dark blue eyes, and an orange and brown energy aura with stars, rocks, stones, and lava surrounding her, she has Stonebiter holding the Earth Kanji in its hands emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with orange iris, she has on golem earrings with orange crystals for the eyes and holding the Lava, Earth, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, and her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with orange gems on the gold leaf links and orange crystal links and an orange golem-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of The Element of Harmony is Stonebiter with orange crystals for eyes and holding the Lava, Earth, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the pendant. Georgina has on a sleeveless dark blue crop top, dark blue pants, dark blue heeled sneaker, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, lava, and rocks on the coattails and on the back is Stonebiter surrounded by rocks. Suddenly, Georgina felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive black angel wings with dark blue tips on the large black feathers grew much bigger for her new body, she has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large dark blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger, Orange Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Georgina Montgomery's massive Stonebiter's Earth Golem Sword of Stone Justice and all the greatswords and swords began merging together, and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of orange and brown energy, stars, rocks, and lava, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Georgina Montgomery's Stonebiter Underground Earth Golem Greatsword of Underground Lava Earth Golem Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded brown and orange gems and Stonebiter etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged, brown blade, large golem heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and large orange gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large golem heads with red gems for eyes and on the bottom is a golem head with orange gems for eyes for the pommel. Georgina Montgomery has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with brown gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left gold Bracer, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Stonebiter's head with a large brown gem inside its open mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip.. There's an orange kanji below Stonebiter that said, "Georgina Montgomery, Gene-Slammer and Partner of Stonebiter, Dear Friend and Ally of The Underground Girls and The Turtles, Loving Girlfriend of Peyton Touhey, Archenemy of Hsi Wu, The Demon Sorcerer of Wind, Loving Sister of The Burns Family of Griffin Rock, Destroyer of Ch'Rell, The Ultrom Shredder, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Earth, Lava, and Golems"
ジョージナ・モンゴメリー、ジーン・スラマーでありストーンバイターのパートナー、アンダーグラウンド・ガールズとタートルズの親愛なる友人であり同盟者、ペイトン・トゥーヘイの愛するガールフレンド、シー・ウーの大敵、風の悪魔の魔術師、グリフィン・ロックのバーンズ家の愛する妹、チェ・レルの破壊者、ウルトロム・シュレッダー、悪の破壊者にして殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして地球、溶岩、ゴーレムのマスター
Suddenly, Georgina's immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!
Georgina Montgomery has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-UNDERGROUND GIRL-STONEBITER-GOLEM-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA LAVA EARTH STARSTORM UNDERGROUND GIRL GOLEM ANGEL OF DIVINE LAVA EARTH STARSTORM UNDERGROUND GIRL GOLEM ANGEL JUSTICE AND LAVA EARTH STARSTORM UNDERGROUND GIRL GOLEM ANGEL AVARICE!
We were really amazed by Georgina's Super Angel-Underground Girl-Stonebiter-Golem-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when the Simulator versions of Dark Lori, Dark Luan, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, and Dark Chandler, they all went ballistic and batshit crazy with rage and tried to rush at her to kill her, but Georgina fired a massive barrage of orange and brown energy, stars, rocks, and lava which exploded as they hit them, they got back up, but now, they were beyond mad.
Georgina: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Star Lava Earth Underground Golem Angel and Divine Star Cosmic Earth Lava Underground Golem Angel Hope) You jerks really are insane if you think you can try to attack me like that.
Lincoln: Too bad it's going to be the last thing they ever do!
Georgina ran at them.
She went and smashed their faces in and knocked them down.
Dark Chandler: (To me) YOU MAKE ME FUCKING SICK YOU STUPID PIG!
Me: Pig!?
Nico: Uh oh!
Me: Are you talking about me?
Lana: Uh oh, he called him a pig!
Me: Are you talking about me!?
Laney: He shouldn't have done that!
Me: ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME!?
Nico: Now he's in for it!
Me: THEY CALL ME MR. PIG! COMEDY STYLE NINJA ART: ANVIL RASENSHURIKEN!
I Formed an Anvil Rasenshuriken and threw it and it hit all six of them and exploded and bashed their faces and bodies all over the place with explosive and powerfully devastating force!
Nico: YEAH!
Goergina grabbed Dark Lori.
She lifted her up.
Georgina: Eyes, Lungs, Pancreas. So many snacks so little time.
Georgina licked Dark Lori's face like how Venom does.
She then punched her in her face with a rock fist and bashed her into the ground.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he and his Guardian Angels and harem joined Hitch Trailblazer and Georgina Montgomery, and so did the rest of us as we unholster our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You always resorted to using violence and force to try and scare me into doing what you all wanted, but those days ended when my Guardian Angels came into the picture, and because of that, I'd broken free of the shackles of fear that you kept on me. (RAINBOW ENERGY AURA FLARES UP AS HIS ABNORMALLY MASSIVE UPPER AND LOWER BODY MUSCLES BULGE) And now, I have a lot of pent up anger and rage I've built up because of you six parasites, and you've had this coming for a very long time!
Serenity Lexington: You got that right, Linky. You moth-munching leeches have had this coming for a long time!
All of Lincoln's Guardian Angels and Harem: AND NOW, IT'S TIME FOR YOU SIX LEECHES TO PAY THE PRICE FOR YOUR VIOLENCE AGAINST OUR MAN AND YOUR LITTLE BROTHER!
That really really set the Simulator versions of Dark Lori, Dark Luan, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, and Dark Chandler as they went absolutely ballistic, the bravery and courage that Lincoln had really pissed them off in a huge way, but they had it coming: SEVEN YEARS OF RETRIBUTION FOR WHAT THE SIX OF THEM DID TO LINCOLN HAVE FINALLY ARRIVED, AND NOW, THEIR BLOOD IS ABOUT TO BE SPILLED!
Lincoln, his Guardian Angels and harem, Hitch Trailblazer, and Georgina Montgomery went after the Simulator versions of Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, Dark Luan, and Dark Chandler who have absolutely gone Nth-Degree ballistic and insane, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, aqua green and amber energy, brown and orange energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Golems, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at the Simulator versions of Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, Dark Luan, and Dark Chandler and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
IT WAS SAVAGE AND BRUTAL!
Then, they attacked them with their massive greatswords leaving scars on them, Lincoln left many more with his claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he, his Guardian Angels and harem, Hitch Trailblazer, and Georgina attacked them with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really really really driving the Simulator versions of Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, Dark Luan, and Dark Chandler madder than ever.
Simulator Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, Dark Luan, and Dark Chandler: WE'LL FUCKING KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU! NO ONE DEFIES US AND FUCKING LIVES! WE'LL BURN THIS ENTIRE TOWN AND THE ENTIRE WORLD TO ASHES FOR DEFYING US, YOU FUCKERS! (LAUGHING LIKE NTH-DEGREE FUCKED UP LUNATICS)
THE SIMULATOR VERSIONS OF DARK LORI, DARK LUAN, DARK LYNN, DARK LOLA, DARK LISA, AND DARK CHANDLER HAVE ABSOLUTELY LOST IT, AND THEY'VE GONE NTH-DEGREE FUCKED UP CRAZY AND INSANE!
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Like Hell am I going to let you six parasites get away with whatever you want.
Lincoln went at the Simulator versions of Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, Dark Luan, and Dark Chandler, and he literally laid down a really really nasty beatdown on them, and it was horrific. LINCOLN SMASHED THEIR TEETH OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS WITH SUPER HARD PUNCHES, HE BROKE EVERY LAST BONE IN THEIR BODIES, HE TORE DARK LYNN'S PONYTAIL OFF, HE TORE DARK LOLA'S DRESS AND BROKE HER TIARA, HE BROKE DARK LISA'S GLASSES, HE BROKE AND DENTED DARK LUAN'S BRACES, HE SMASHED DARK LORI IN THE HEAD, AND HE PUNCHED DARK CHANDLER HARD IN THE CROTCH AND DESTROYED HIS REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEM, AND GAVE THEM EACH TWO BLACK EYES!
Me: OH DAMN! NICE ONE, LINCOLN, AND FUCK YOU, YOU PARASITES!
Nico: YOU DESERVE IT, YOU CHAOTIC LEECHES!
Then, Lincoln fired a massive barrage of extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at the Simulator versions of Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, Dark Luan, and Dark Chandler and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Lincoln's Guardian Angels and harem also violently attacked the Simulator versions of Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, Dark Luan, and Dark Chandler with energy blasts, and they even did the same thing Lincoln did to them, and they really screamed and howled in extreme agony.
Me: DAMN!
Nico: JEEZ! NOW, THAT'S UGLY!
Georgina punched Dark Lisa.
And bashed her brains out and sent her crashing into Dark Luan and Hitch kicked Dark Luan in the face.
Lincoln punched Dark Luan in the face and knocked out all her teeth!
Lincoln: That's for all the pranks you did you not funny comedy has been!
WE GASP!
Eddy: WOOHOHOHO! You tell that evil version of my girlfriend Lincoln!
Georgina grabbed Dark Lola and smashed her fist into her mouth and knocked out ALL OF HER TEETH!
Xenia: TAKE THAT!
Georgina then grabbed Dark Lynn and ripped her Ponytail off and then formed rock claws she slashed her and DISEMBOWELED HER!
Nico: YUCK!
Xenia: YUCK!
Georgina then slashed Dark Luan and formed a pair of rock tweezers!
Georgina: Lets play dentist!
She then ripped out all of her teeth one by one and she was SCREAMING IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN!
Nico: You go, Georgina!
Qin: YEAH!
I then formed a massive bunch of bananas and then bashed Dark Chandler in the head with them.
KRABLAM!
Camie: OH YEAH!
Xenia: YEAH!
Georgina grabbed Dark Chandler.
And then she ripped his crotch off and disemboweled him brutally!
Blood was pouring out of all the Dark Louds and Chandler.
Nico: Lincoln, I think you better put them out of their misery.
Lincoln grabbed the Simulator versions of Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, Dark Luan, and Dark Chandler by the collars of their shirts with six of his eleven massive and long white wolf tails, wound his left arm back, and he then clenched his left fist tight as his abnormally massive muscles bulged, and then...!
POW!
Lincoln punched the Simulator versions of Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, Dark Luan, and Dark Chandler hard in the face and sent them flying, and then, he fired six rainbow energy blasts that hit them, and they were destroyed and sent to The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly for what Hitch Trailblazer, Lincoln, his Guardian Angels and harem, and Georgina did to the Simulator versions of Dark Lori, Dark Lynn, Dark Lola, Dark Lisa, Dark Luan, and Dark Chandler as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down, and Hitch Trailblazer's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, longer aqua green tail, massive amber angel wings and longer horn are permanent, and Georgina's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, and massive black angel wings are permanent.
Nico: Damn, now that was one really really nasty battle you all fought against those moth-munching parasites.
Lincoln: Yeah, but I got payback on those six once again for all the pain and suffering that they put me through.
Me: You got that right.
Hitch Trailblazer: If the police wound up getting involved, those six would've been thrown in prison for the rest of their lives.
Georgina: But, knowing that the Dark Sides are way too dangerous and too insane, they would've broken out and tried again, so they needed to be put down forever.
Lincoln: That's right.
Nico: Yeah that is for sure!
Qin: Yep.
Camie: Either way that was good.
Lincoln: Yep.
Nico: Nice job, Georgina!
Me: (LAUGHS) GOOD SHOW EVERYONE!
Anna Anyanova: You have no idea how long we have been wanting to do that!
Tanya Anyanova was watching her sister from the control room and she was cheering wildly!
Lori: (LAUGHS) THAT WAS LITERALLY AMAZING!
Nico patted Georgina on the back.
Nico: That was so awesome
Georgina: Thanks Nico.
Nico: You're welcome. I can't believe I'm saying this but Lola, Lori, Lisa, Luan, Lynn and Chandler, you 6 have failed this city!
Lola: They sure have!
Lisa Loud: Indeed they have.
Eddy: That was so awesome though!
Nico: There they are!
We saw Another Warthog Dragon (Timon and Pumbaa), Dagger, Shriek, Aracula, Cosmic Mario, Feo the Alien (Courage the Cowardly Dog) and Lord Stratosfear!
Nico: Whoa!
Qin: Another Warthog Dragon (Timon and Pumbaa), Dagger, Shriek, Aracula, Cosmic Mario, Feo the Alien (Courage the Cowardly Dog) and Lord Stratosfear.
Nico: Uh oh.
Another Dagger: (In a girls voice) I saw the whole battle and it was awesome.
Me: That voice!
They merged and she reverted back and it was a girl with orange hair and orange eyes and had brown clothes and orange angel wings and she had the symbol of the Megalith Monsters in the middle of her forehead and on her Skirt and she had a rock sword!
Me: (GASP) Megan Megalith!
Megan Megalith: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here. Megan is the gene-slammer of the Megalith monsters.
Xenia: That is cool!
Lola: Yeah!
Me: Yep. By the way is the Another Top friendly or hostile?
Megan Megalith: Friendly and she is really amazing at what she can do.
Me: Awesome.
Girl Jordan: First lets separate you.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and was separated from the Anothers.
Me: Lets get them!
Celine Crystron: Yeah!
We fired waves of energy and elements and blasted them and I caught the Wonder Ride Books.
Lola: OH YEAH!
Qin: Take that!
Nico: Now, we wait.
Me: We don't have to wait long.
We saw a figure and it was ANOTHER TOP!
Me: Another Top!
Qin: Whoa!
Lola: This will be awesome.
Another Top: (In a girls voice) It sure will.
Me: That voice!
She reverted back and it was a girl with black hair and had a pink and blue circus outfit on and she was standing on a hovering spinning top. She had pink angel wings and had the symbol of the Ojama in the middle of her forehead and on her leotard.
Me: (GASP) Olivia Ojama!
Qin: WHOA!
Nico: Whoa the famous Top Hovering Circus Star.
Olivia Ojama: That's right and also the gene-slammer of the Ojama Monsters.
Me: Boy Chazz Princeton would love meeting you. His deck is centered around the Ojama monsters.
Nico: He sure does.
Olivia Ojama: That is cool!
Lola: Yep.
Kaito: (gets out Shinkenger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Zocks: (gets out Goseiger gear) Because we can grant it instead.
Kaito got a Samurai Sword and Zocks got a Megaforce Sword.
Olivia Ojama: Just to bring my family's circus back.
Me: Her family's circus was very well loved. Unfortunately however it burned to the ground because of an evil woman that hated it and the circus was in the process of building it back up. But it was forced to declare Chapter 7 Bankruptcy because of that woman.
Nico: That's insane!
Qin: Yeah!
Me: That woman was Valerie Richardson.
Nico: Wait I've heard of her! She was a very rich attorney.
Me: Yep and I exposed a massive and huge corruption ring in her. I busted her and got her sent to prison and she was ordered to pay billions in restitution and damages.
Nico: Oh man.
Olivia Ojama: Yep.
Me: Sorry we have to fight like this.
Olivia Ojama: No worries.
She turned into Another Top.
Sougo: (gets out Samurai Ridewatch) She's bound to appear sooner or later.
Geiz: (gets out Megaforce Ridewatch) If she does, she's gonna get it!
Sougo got SamuraiRedArmor while Geiz got MegaforceRedArmor.
Me: You got that right!
Nico: Time for some spinning lightning! (ACTIVATES TOP AND LORD STRATOSFEAR'S RIDEWATCHES)
He spun and fired lightning and blasted her down.
May: And this! (ACTIVATES SPINNER AND NEFARIOUS' RIDEWATCHES)
She fired waves of energy and blasted her down.
Maria: Time for some swords of the Year 2000! (ACTIVATES PIEDMON AND Y2K BUG RIDEWATCHES) (ECHOING) 2,000 TRUMP SWORDS!
She threw 2,000 swords and smashed her down!
Kurumu: OH YEAH!
Andrea Davenport: Now for me! (ACTIVATES LORD STRATOSFEAR'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired waves of lightning and electrocuted her.
Then Grodd, Constructicon Devastator, Thumbskull, Universe 666 2007 Venom. Universe 666 Blight and Steel Bulwark came.
Nico: Nice team Grodd!
Grodd: Thanks Nico. This will be fun.
Qin: Awesome!
Then a Spectrier came!
Me: Cool a Spectrier!
Xenia: Awesome!
Spectrier: (In a girls voice) Awesome to see you all here.
Nico: Ninnia! Wow!
She reverted back and it was a Centaurette! She had black hair and blue eyes and had a blue bikini top and she had a black horse body and had a Moon Cutie Mark.
Ninnia: Awesome to see you again Nico. And you too Qin.
Qin: Same here.
Ninnia: I got this.
She fired waves of energy and smashed down Another Top and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it and I brought over Olivia.
Me: That was awesome!
Ninnia: It sure was!
Andrea: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Ninnia: When me and Nico and Qin were in school and I bucked a bully into a trash can and we told the teachers and got him expelled.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Awesome!
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Ninnia hugged.
Nico: I've missed you Ninnia.
Ninnia: Same here Nico.
We went back.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Brandon Skellington, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, Mulan, Maiden of The Aqua, Maiden of The Moonlight, The Agent of Creation - Venus, Reggie MacKenzie, and Splendid Venus heading to Marina Kaimana's home planet, Hydros, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the five girls here, but he's also going to meet Marina Kaimana's parents, and we're also going to destroy Marina Kaimana's Bringer of Chaos siblings, her younger sister, Cordelia, and her older brother, Kai.
Me: Whoa, where are we? This is one awesome ocean planet!
Lincoln: (GASPS) Oh man, I know where we are, we're on Marina Kaimana's home planet, Hydros, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the five girls here, but I'm also going to meet Marina Kaimana's parents, and we're also going to destroy Marina Kaimana's Bringer of Chaos siblings, her younger sister, Cordelia, and her older brother, Kai.
Marina Kaimana: This is going to be so awesome, you're going to meet my parents, Linky, and I should've known Cordelia and Kai would be our targets. Years ago, those two wild troublemakers had tried to start trouble with you and they've threatened to break us up and/or kill you.
Selina Almenara: Same with Marcus and Melanie.
We gasped!
Me: Marina, are they really like that?
Marina Kaimana: Yeah, Cordelia and Kai are literally huge troublemakers and bringers of chaos, all they want is chaos and destruction.
Jessica Shannon: So, we got more dumbass relatives of your Guardian Angels to deal with.
Lincoln: Yep. There's the castle, let's head in to meet Marina's parents, and then, we get after her vile siblings.
We arrived at the royal palace of Marina Kaimana's parents, and we headed for the throne room, and we were greeted by Marina Kaimana's parents: her dad, Adrian Kaimana, a 8'3" giant muscular man with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, aqua blue hair, aqua blue sclera, aqua blue eyes, massive aqua blue angel wings, and he has on black shorts with ocean waves, blue loincloth around the waist with gold belt and blue gem for the buckle, and he has a massive greatsword holstered on his back, and her mother, Brooke Kaimana, a 7'9" beautiful woman with the body of a goddess, aqua blue hair, aqua blue sclera, aqua blue eyes, massive aqua blue angel wings, and she has on an aqua blue crop top and aqua blue shorts.
Marina Kaimana: Mom, Dad.
Adrian Kaimana: Marina, it's so good to see you here. And you've also brought Team Loud Phoenix Storm with you along with your future husband, Lincoln, right?
Lincoln: Yes, that's correct, Mr. Kaimana.
Brooke Kaimana: You're indeed everything my daughter says you are, Lincoln, and we can already guess she marked you when you both met again.
Me: Yes, that's right.
Nico: And Marina told us about your other children, her older brother, Kai, and her younger sister, Cordelia, who are going to try to start trouble with him and they've been threatening to break them up and/or kill Lincoln.
Brooke Kaimana: Yes, that's correct. Marina's also right about calling them bringers of chaos. For so many years, those two have started trouble and caused so much havoc on Hydros, it's not funny, and threatening to ruin the relationship of Lincoln and Marina and even threatening Lincoln's life, that is truly unforgivable.
Adrian Kaimana: Indeed.
Suddenly, we saw a beautiful and super sexy girl with long orange hair and red hairband, blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful red angel wings, she's dressed in a red coat with a coat of arms on it, white short-sleeved shirt, necklace with pearls and red gem for the pendant, black pants, white bridal gloves, black knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with flames, knights, swords, magic, dragons, light, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Infernoble Knight Oliver, in her right hand is The Sword of Hope and a pink haired girl, pink hairband, pink clothes with Pinkie Pie's cutie mark on the pink skirt, pink choker, white bridal gloves, pink unicorn horn on her head, and pink angel wings fly and they had the five girls with them.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Odelia Olivier.
Odelia Oliver: Yep, and we got the girls away from Marina's chaotic siblings. Honestly, those two are a bunch of chaos-bringing assholes.
Pinkie Pie: (GASPS) And that second girl with you, it's...!
Lincoln and Pinkie Pie: Melanie Gelasia.
Me: You two know her?!
Lincoln: We do.
Pinkie Pie: I knew her from Equestria, and it was right before...
Melanie Gelasia: Before I moved to Royal Woods. Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Melanie Gelasia, Gene-Slammer of Pinkie Pie, Alicorn Princess of Laughter, I'm Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Equestria. I'm a funny girl who loves making people laugh and I'm also a very powerful Alicorn and very powerful master of laughter and magic. I taught Lincoln how to cast some very powerful spells and how to dispel dark curses. Lincoln gave me a pink neck choker, and to show my thanks, I kissed Lincoln on the lips, and when that happened, my pink horn on my head glowed with pink light and it was a sign of true love. Plus, I'm also a dear friend of Pinkie Pie from long ago and their bond has remained strong to this day, and like her, I'm an amazing girl who loves making people laugh, but I also hate Luan with a blazing passion because I'd seen what kind of person Luan is.
Nico: What did Luan do to earn your wrath?
Melanie Gelasia: That homicidal deranged clown was waiting for Lincoln in an ambush, and then, she'd come charging at him to kill him in another attempt at his life, but I saved Lincoln as I charged in and kicked Luan into a nearby fence and she got knocked out because of just how strong I am. I dragged her home and told the family of what Luan tried to do to Lincoln, and she got grounded for a month.
We gasped.
Me: Luan's dark side made her an evil deranged monster!
Laney: We warned her numerous times about this, but no, she refused to listen and she was really really crazy. Sometimes, I wanted to see Luan get a taste of her own medicine and put in her place!
Lincoln: That task was always left to my Guardian Angels to put Luan in her place. And it's awesome to see you again, Melanie.
Melanie Gelasia: You too, Lincoln. And whoa! You've really had quite a growth spurt, not to mention you've still been hitting the gym like crazy, look at those massive upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs! And Pinkie, you really have changed a lot since we last met.
Pinkie Pie: I sure have, and I'm not only among his many future wives, but I'm also a loving mother of many kids.
Pinkie Pie showed Melanie Gelasia the pictures of hers and Lincoln's kids and newborns and her jaw hit the floor.
CLANG!
Pinkie Pie helped put her mouth back in.
Melanie Gelasia: Whoa, Lincoln's now a father?! Well, his dad did have a lot of kids, so I guess it's no surprise though. And given the huge combo of the diet we gave him, his hyperpuberty, genes, and many others, Lincoln really grew into the type of man that any girl would want for a husband: extremely strong, handsome, super brave, courageous, and always stands up to injustice.
Suddenly, Lincoln went up to and hugged Melanie Gelasia in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Then, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on her neck with pink gems on the gold lightning bolts and pink crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Pinkie Pie: Wow, I knew that was coming! Now, you're part of his harem and are now his future wives. But, I'd save the kissing for later, let's get after Marina's siblings before they get after us.
Adrian Kaimana: They've been sighted 200 clicks from the palace.
Lincoln: Whoa, that was quick!
Brooke Kaimana: When trouble arises because of any attacking enemies or Cordelia and Kai, you always have to be ready for anything.
We headed outside to hunt down our targets: Cordelia and Kai Kaimana.
Suddenly, we saw the two people who Marina talked about: her older brother, Kai Kaimana, a 8'3" giant muscular man with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, aqua blue hair, aqua blue sclera, aqua blue eyes, massive aqua blue angel wings, and he has on black shorts with ocean waves, blue loincloth around the waist with gold belt and blue gem for the buckle, and he has a massive greatsword holstered on his back, and her younger sister, Cordelia Kaimana, a 7'9" girl with the body of a goddess, aqua blue hair, aqua blue sclera, aqua blue eyes, massive aqua blue angel wings, and she has on an aqua blue crop top and aqua blue shorts.
Cordelia Kaimana: You goddamn stupid white-haired freak, so you're still together with our idiot sister?!
Kai Kaimana: We'll kill you, and we'll make that stupid bitch learn her place like the dog that she is!
Cordelia and Kai Kaimana marched towards Lincoln with murderous intent to kill him, but then, Sebastian slashed at them with his right hand's nails that he turned into claws!
Cordelia Kaimana: WHAT THE?!
Then, Sebastian fired black energy blasts at them and sent them crashing into a wall!
Kai Kaimana: Dad, Mom, do something about this insect!
Brooke Kaimana: No. We've had it up to hear with you two little parasites.
Adrian Kaimana: Your mother, Marina, and I have had it up to hear with you two for the last time. For years, you two have caused a ton of trouble with you two running wild and causing havoc. Lincoln is a wonderful young man and we're proud of Marina getting together with him, and over our dead bodies will we ever let you two get any closer to hurt him!
Kai and Cordelia were really panicking now: their parents have seriously got them on the ropes now!
Cordelia Kaimana: W-what are you and Mom talking about, Dad? If that white-haired freak marries that bitch, Marina, he'll be part of our family, and we don't want it!
Brooke Kaimana: We've already seen just what kind of man Lincoln is: he's smart, extremely strong, brave, courageous, manly, and not afraid to stand up for everyone around him. He's already proven himself many times to Marina, and she's always protected him from danger. We already approved of Lincoln even before they came here to Hydros while you two have been running wild without a care in the world and are still causing mayhem and chaos on Hydros. The hell you mean Bringer of Chaos, the only two people worthy of that dirty shameful title are you and Kai, Cordelia.
Cordelia Kaimana: N-no way!
Adrian Kaimana: We held you both in the same high regard as Marina as part of our family, but what with the chaos and mayhem you've caused on Hydros, and the constant planning of trying to break Marina and Lincoln up and/or kill Lincoln so Marina could suffer from heartbreak of losing the man she loves, you two will never be forgiven! You hear me?
Kai and Cordelia were in shock!
Brooke Kaimana: And we've also decided on this: you two will forever be disowned and we're cutting ties with you both forever!
Marina Kaimana: Same with me. You two bringers of chaos have caused me enough trouble to last an eternity. Lincoln, would you be so kind?
Lincoln: Gladly.
We saw the sclera of Lincoln's eyes turn aqua blue, his deep sapphire eyes turn deep aqua blue, and the rainbow iris of his Third Eye turn aqua blue, and he also has aqua blue ocean wave tattoos on his massive muscular forearms: Lincoln's turned into his own Hydrosapien form.
Nico: WHOA!
Adrian Kaimana: This was due to Marina marking Lincoln and Lincoln marking Marina, and he now has his own Hydrosapien form, that's quite impressive.
Kai Kaimana: YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME! YOU'RE CHOOSING THAT FREAK OVER US!
Adrian Kaimana, Brooke Kaimana, and Marina Kaimana: WITHOUT HESITATION!
Kai and Cordelia Almenara: NOOOO!
Sylvester: All the same, now no one's going to say a kind word to you two moth-munching parasites.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: And for what you two tried to do to me and Marina, you deserve the same punishment that I gave Melanie and Marcus Almenara yesterday. Let's get them!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Darren Arcangela, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Jessica Shannon's team, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Kai and Cordelia Kaimana and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Lincoln then grabbed Kai Kaimana's neck with his large left hand and he sucked out his incredibly strong cosmic water powers and massive muscle mass, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. When Lincoln let go, Kai Kaimana was now thin as a rake and he didn't have any of his water powers anymore nor his immortality.
Then, Lincoln turned and grabbed Cordelia Kaimana's neck with his large left hand and he sucked out her incredibly strong cosmic water powers and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. When Lincoln let go, Cordelia Kaimana didn't have any of her water powers anymore nor her immortality.
Marina Kaimana: And not only did you two get stripped of your incredibly strong cosmic water powers and massive muscle mass, but also, you've been stripped of your immortality since you two were nothing but pure evil.
Cordelia Kaimana: YOU BITCH! WE'LL KILL YOU BOTH!
Lincoln fired aqua blue water blades from his massive greatsword and they pierced Cordelia and Kai Kaimana and they exploded and they were both sent to The Black Gates forever. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Then, Hydros was suddenly beamed to our solar system and is also close by to the World Tree Estate.
Nico: Same plan as Cyrus and Solana Almenara's?
Adrian Kaimana: (Smirks) Yep.
Lincoln: Well, at least, those two moth-munching parasites will never be part of our family ever. (To Odelia Olivier) And it's so good to see you again, Odelia Olivier.
Odelia Olivier: You too, Linky, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Odelia Olivier and he hugged her, and Odelia Olivier is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Odelia Olivier: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know this sexy hot mama?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., this is Odelia Olivier, Gene-Slammer of Infernoble Knight Oliver, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a very powerful wielder of fire magic and a very powerful swordswoman and a member of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table. She trained me both in the art of swordsmanship and magic, and I became a very powerful swordsman and master of magic, and she also taught me much about the Code of Chivalry and really instilled what it means to be a true hero, to fight with both courage and honor, to protect those I love and hold dear to my heart, and never to let those with such malice and evil in their black hearts get away with their crimes. Plus, you're going to love hearing this: Odelia Olivier is the descendant of Olivier de Vienne.
Me: One of the Twelve Peers of Charlemagne and member of Charlemagne's court.
Melanie Artorgius: The very one. Lincoln made her a red coat with the coat of arms of Royal Woods' Knights of The Michigan Table along with a beautiful necklace, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips after their training, and Odelia Olivier hates Lisa with a very blazing passion. One day, Odelia Olivier and Lincoln along with the rest of the Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table were having a meeting at our castle, but then, the alarm triggered, and we saw who it was that had triggered the alarm: it was Lisa, and she'd brought with her an army of musclebound thugs she hired. Odelia Olivier and Lincoln went out there along with the rest of us, and she slays them with her greatsword. It drove that heartless, cold, unfeeling mad scientist monster into a blood-crazed fury, but before she could get after us, Lincoln and Odelia Olivier fired chains of fire which bound that mad scientist and tied her up. Lincoln wasn't surprised, Lisa tried to kill him many times in the past, but in the end, her plan failed, and not only did she get a severe beating from his sisters, but the parents also had her grounded for fifteen weeks and threw her in a cage, and to make sure she didn't try to get revenge, Odelia Olivier and Lincoln casted a spell to prevent her from coming after them because messing with the descendant of Olivier de Vienne and one of the members of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table will have dire and disastrous consequences.
Nico: Jeez, Lisa was such a rampaging little monster!
Me: And like Laney said, she refused to listen and she acted so condescending and she acted like a know-it-all.
Luna: It was a major headache to all of us, dude.
Luan: Someone needed to teach Lisa a lesson, but no one would because Lisa was crafty!
Lana: We all said the same thing, and we gave Lisa a warning: if she didn't get her head on straight and stop trying to kill Lincoln with her experiments and that also went for us, we wouldn't be coming to her aid, and we might even let his Guardian Angels who hated her so much to get after her.
Lincoln: But you do realize by letting them go after her, they'd kill her, right?
Nico: Lincoln's right about that. So many of his Guardian Angels hated Lisa that much, they want to kill her and throw her dead body in a ditch.
Me: And we saw the pictures of Lisa shredded and burned, it was proof of how much they hated Lisa for her control freak attitude.
Lincoln: In every way possible, they hated Lisa for it, and now that you're here, Odelia.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Odelia Olivier in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Odelia Olivier: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Odelia Olivier's neck with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Odelia Olivier: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Odelia Olivier.
Odelia Olivier had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her, and he leaned down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them, then, we went up to the five girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, they immediately recognized them. The five girls are Gawain, Kay, Lancelot, Merlin, and Tristan from 12 Twelve Plus.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Gawain, Kay, Lancelot, Merlin, and Tristan from 12 Twelve Plus.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Gawain: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Gawain and the other four girls saw who it was that saved them from Kai and Cordelia Kaimana The Bringers of Hydros' Chaos, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white choker collar with gold accents and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura around him.
Gawain: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made four clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Gawain: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, five Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Gawain, Kay, Lancelot, Merlin, and Tristan with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The World Tree Estate and the rest of the team was shocked to find out the villains we went after were Marina Kaimana's Bringer of Chaos siblings, Cordelia and Kai Kaimana.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did in viciously beating those moth-munching mongrels down, then, Lincoln grabbed and sucked out Kai Kaimana's muscle mass, incredibly strong cosmic water powers, and immortality, and Cordelia Kaimana's incredibly strong cosmic water powers and immortality and sent them to The Black Gates, everyone cheered as they hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him and he had steam whistling from his ears. Lincoln, Melanie Gelasia, and Odelia Olivier have a lot of catching up to do now that they're back in town.
Maria: That'll teach those two moth-munching parasites. Aw man, I should've gone with you guys to Hydros.
Lincoln: Don't worry, the planet was brought here to our solar system, so you can visit it anytime.
Maria: Yes!
Marina Kaimana: Those two were never my siblings, they were so stuck up, stupid, idiotic, moronic, and selfish, they didn't want me to be happy and delighted in seeing me miserable, but what they'd tried to do in trying to make us break up and/or kill you, that really did it! Those two ugly pigs with no manners deserved to get their ties cut by Mom and Dad.
Leona Wicherek: We'll have trouble with my siblings on Aeros tomorrow.
Lincoln: I'll handle them, Leona, after your parents cut their ties with them as well.
After getting rid of Hydros' Bringers of Chaos, Cordelia and Kai Kaimana, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Odelia Olivier and Melanie Gelasia saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Odelia Olivier: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever.
Melanie Gelasia: He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Odelia Olivier: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Melanie Gelasia: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Nico: Yep. So, Odelia, we've already heard from Melanie of her memories with Lincoln, now what of you? What memories did you have with Lincoln?
Odelia Olivier: Oh man, I was hoping you'd ask that. Well, this one time, Lincoln and I along with the rest of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table were riding out on patrol looking for any sign of trouble and we also had the rest of his Guardian Angels with him. Suddenly, we heard a really loud screech in the air, and we saw who it was coming after us: it was Lisa, and she had a massive army of thugs and her army of robots with her and she was out to kill Lincoln again, that set us off. We rode out there and we'd slain every last one of the thugs and robots, then, we turned our attention to Lisa, and we brutally thrashed her. Then, Lincoln chained her up with chains of fire and we brought her before the rest of her family, and after we told and showed them all everything, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lily, and Mr. and Mrs. Loud were absolutely livid at Lisa once again, and Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Laney, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, and Lily pounced on Lisa, and they brutally beat her butt into the ground.
Nico: Jeez.
Lincoln: Yep, then, Lisa got grounded for eighteen weeks and we threw her in a metal container.
Ellie Elsher: But, then, Lisa screeched and pounded on the door's bars with a cup and she screamed vengeance against us, and we all proceeded to flip her the bird and some of us even pulled a double hander and that really set that Lisa off and she screeched like a monster again.
Raven Ghostrick: We were really getting sick and tired of that cold-hearted emotionless mad scientist always running loose and trying to kill Lincoln, but we always put her down like the monster that she is.
Me: That dark side of her was nothing more than trouble and she can never ever be forgiven.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Rinko Nikaido, Edith Harrison, Kitten, Simulator Dawn, Simulator Ella, and Universe 666 Azula are heading to Waikiki Beach, Hawaii
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Rinko Nikaido, Edith Harrison, Kitten, Simulator Dawn, Simulator Ella, and Universe 666 Azula are dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Rinko Nikaido, Edith Harrison, Kitten, Simulator Dawn, Simulator Ella, and Universe 666 Azula had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Pablo and Anderson hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word those buttfaces have sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Rinko Nikaido: Whoa, so this is Waikiki Beach, Hawaii, it truly is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Rinko, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Rinko Nikaido, Edith Harrison, Kitten, Simulator Dawn, Simulator Ella, and Universe 666 Azula dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, then they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Rinko Nikaido, Edith Harrison, Kitten, Simulator Dawn, Simulator Ella, and Universe 666 Azula got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, but then, they saw hulking muscle-bound thugs hired by Pablo and Anderson coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he'd sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Rinko Nikaido, Edith Harrison, Kitten, Simulator Dawn, Simulator Ella, and Universe 666 Azula and they hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Rinko Nikaido, Edith Harrison, Kitten, Simulator Dawn, Simulator Ella, and Universe 666 Azula placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and we saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Looks like someone really had a good time at Waikiki Beach, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!
Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Rinko Nikaido, Edith Harrison, Kitten, Simulator Dawn, Simulator Ella, and Universe 666 Azula with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Rinko Nikaido, Edith Harrison, Kitten, Simulator Dawn, Simulator Ella, and Universe 666 Azula are in your harem.
Courtney: We were surprised to find out the Simulator versions of Ella and Dawn had feelings for Lincoln, and they sure do make an awesome couple, and we knew Kitten had feelings for him for years now, the same with Rinko and Edith, and I was surprised your Universe 666 counterpart fell in love with him, Azula.
Azula: Same here. And if I'm not mistaken, your world's Zuko along with Ty Lee and Mai are evil, right?
Universe 666 Azula: Sadly, it's true. They've thrown in their lot with Evil Nico and the rest of those monsters.
Lincoln: We'll deal with them in the future.
Jenna: And Pablo and Anderson had some nerve trying to kill them, those two are just making things much worse for themselves.
Serena Logan: I always knew those heartless murderous buttfaces were and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and they're just making things worse for themselves.
Rarity: And trying to kill Rinko Nikaido, Edith Harrison, Kitten, Simulator Dawn, Simulator Ella, and Universe 666 Azula, now those repulsive apes are really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and they should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Pablo and Anderson scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, the morons have officially lost their minds.
Maria: (Flips Pablo and Anderson the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you buttface morons!
Nico: Even after we kicked Pablo and Anderson's miserable hides, those bastards still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Flip, Lewis Travolta, Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
Inuyasha: Leave that to me. (YELLS AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS AT THE JERKS) SHUT YOUR HALF-WIT PIE HOLE, YOU HEARTLESS BUTTFACES!
Suddenly, the Beads of Subjugation on Pablo and Anderson's necks and on the necks of the jerks glowed and the amplified gravity forced the jerks to faceplant on the ground, and we laughed hysterically.
Nico: Those Beads of Subjugation really are awesome!
Lincoln: And that'll be to remand them if they so much as get anymore dumb ideas again. Remind me to add more punishments to them.
Me: We'll do just that.
Later we were getting ready for an awesome Super Mario Galaxy adventure.
Nico: Next is Buoy Base Galaxy.
Me: Awesome!
Luna: Me and Sam will go on this one dude!
Me: Cool!
Nico: Perfect for Pride Month girls.
Vinyl: I'll come too
Nico: Gnarly!
Lincoln: Go get them guys!
They went in and Nicole activated it and they were at BUOY BASE GALAXY!
Nico: Wow!
Sam S.L.: Awesome!
Luna: This is gonna be so cool dudes!
Vinyl Scratch: It sure will!
Nico: Any advice, Nicole?
Nicole: (On the radio) The star is on the very top of the tower in a dome and you have to blast it out of there with Bullet Bills. But your powers can work too.
Nico: All right then.
Vinyl Scratch: This will be awesome too.
13m agoMe: I see Goombas up ahead!
10m agoNico: This will be easy. Lets fly!
They flew up to the top and got to the sphere on top.
Nico: I see Goombas up ahead!
Vinyl Scratch: Lets blast them!
Luna: YEAH!
Luna and Sam blasted the Goombas with water and fire!
Vinyl Scratch fired waves of energy and blasted them all over!
Vinyl Scratch: OH YEAH!
Nico: (gets out Top and Count Vertigo's Ridewatches) Have some of this!
He activated them and spun the Goombas all over!
Nico: OH YEAH!
?: Let me help!
Then thy saw a Calyrex!
Nico: A Calyrex! Awesome!
Calyrex: (In a girls voice) This is so cool!
Nico: Golly Trevors!? Whoa!
Calyrex: Awesome to see you again Nico.
Calyrex fired waves of energy and blasted the Goombas.
Nicole: Now unscrew the top screw there.
Vinyl Scratch: On it!
She went and got onto the screw and spun and it unscrewed and revealed the star in a dome of water1
Nico: There it is!
Luna: Who wants to get it?
Nico: All three of you can.
Luna: Lets go!
They dove down and got the star!
YOU GOT A STAR!
Vinyl Scratch: RIGHTEOUS!
Sam S.L.: YEAH!
Calyrex reverted back and she was a girl with blue hair and had green and purple clothes and the kanji for horse was in the middle of her forehead.
Nico: Awesome!
Golly: YEAH!
They all regrouped and high five!
Sam: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Golly: When me and Nico were at my family's ranch and we rescued a girl from a quicksand manure pool.
Nico: WHEW! That smell was awful.
Luna: No kidding. I would not want to see that.
Nico: Yeah but that was a good rescue.
Golly: It sure was.
Nico and Golly hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Golly: Same here.
They came back.
Later we were watching TV and then the mascots were heading to the door.
Candy Apple: Where are you guys going?
Poromon: We're going to an awesome new burger restaurant.
Poliwag:: It has over 500,000,000 combinations for burgers.
Qin: Cool!
Me: Can we come too?
Poliwag: Sure!
We went with them and down to the planet and into the city.
We arrived.
Apple Fritter: Is this it?
Poromon: Yep.
We saw that it was called DROOPY'S BURGER UTOPIA 5,000,000!
Nico: Awesome!
Qin: Lets eat!
We went in and saw that it was an ALL YOU CAN EAT BURGER BUFFET RESTAURANT!
Shaggy: Like oh boy! This is my kind of restaurant!
Lynn: It sure is! And they even have Super Diablo Burgers!
Qin: Lets eat guys!
We went and got awesome burgers loaded with a variety of toppings!
Lockdown: Look at all those burgers!
Poromon: Boy we got lots of them.
We got to eating.
Shaggy: Like I got mine with coleslaw and ice cream!
We laughed!
We were eating all over.
Me: MMM!
Eli: DELICIOUS!
Lola: Yummy!
?: May I have some too?
We saw a Wyrdeer.
Me: Cool a Wyrdeer!
Wyrdeer: (In a girls voice) All these burgers are awesome.
Nico: Carol Fawn!? Wow.
She reverted back and it was a girl with golden yellow hair and she had brown and blue clothes.
Carol Fawn: Awesome to see you again Nico.
Nico: Join us.
Carol Fawn: Sure.
She went and sat down and ate with us.
Huffer: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Carol Fawn: When me and Nico went and found a huge illegal gambling operation and sent all of them to prison.
Nico: Yep.
Qin: That is so cool.
Lola: Awesome.
Nico: Yep it sure was.
Nico and Carol hugged.
Nico: I missed you.
Carol Fawn: Same here Nico.
We had a great meal.
We were finished with the burgers.
Crystal Man: Did you guys like those burgers?
All of us burped.
Me: Oh pardon me.
Nico: We're stuffed.
We laughed.
Laughed.
Qin: Ahh.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire eyes and rainbow iris of his Third Eye glowed, and he had a vision and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than Ian Peek, the host for the Neo Gotham City newscast, The Inside Peak, and he's gotten his hands on an experimental Vibra-space belt, and he's using it to cause havoc. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh no.
Nico: Lincoln, what's wrong?
Lincoln: We got big trouble, Nico. I just had a vision and saw who it was that we're going to confront today: the figure I saw in the vision was Ian Peek, the host for the Neo Gotham City newscast, The Inside Peak, and he's gotten his hands on an experimental Vibra-space belt, and he's using it to cause havoc.
We gasped. Just then, Terry and his friends came in.
Terry: I never thought I'd see Ian again, that belt made him lose control of his physical form, and I thought he'd sink into the Earth's Core.
Me: Looks like he's come back. Wait wasn't he that Tabloid Journalist that vanished without a trace?
Terry McGinnis: That's him. He vanished because of that belt.
Nico: Yeah.
Lincoln pulled up Ian Peek's info on his wrist computer on his left gold Bracer.
Ian Peek is the main antagonist in the Batman Beyond episode "Sneak Peek".
He is the host of an infamous tabloid newscast called "The Inside Peek". Peek stole a device from Nabuo Taka, who was once the head of the research department on Wayne-Powers, and Peek used it for his own ends. However, after extended usage of the device, it began to make him completely intangible with no way to revert back to normal. He later sinks beneath the Earth's surface and is never seen again.
He was voiced by Michael McKean, who also played Mr. Dittmeyer in The Brady Bunch Movie, Bill Case in Casper: A Spirited Beginning, Chuck McGill in Better Call Saul, voiced Sarousch in The Hunchback of Notre Dame II, Horace in the 101 Dalmatians franchise, Snow Miser in The Year Without a Santa Claus, Emperor Zing in American Dad! and LG Algae in The Angry Beavers.
Past
He was originally a low rated journalist, deciding he needed leverage to help jump-start his career. Peek got his chance when he interviewed a groundbreaking scientist of Wayne Powers, Nabuo Taka, who explains to Peek about his research on "matter phasing".
Realizing he needed it for his career, Peek stole Taka's device the Vibra-space belt and his research before lighting the place on fire. By doing this, Peek killed Taka who died in the fire and his work was presumed by Gotham authorities to be destroyed.
Sneak Peek
Peek later uses the belt to walk through solid objects and gets up-close footage on a couple of Gotham's socialites. He exposes boxing trainer Jack Turley's affair with his champion's girlfriend; the musician Jamie Jerald's dealings with DNA splicing; and Paxton Powers neglecting work for good times at a private party. However, unbeknownst to him, the overuse of the device began to inflict permanent damage to his body, which first manifested as acute stomach pains, which he dampened with antacids.
Peek eventually infiltrated Gotham City Hall to videotape a meeting with D.A. Sam Young and gangster Jimmy Lin, who was cutting a deal in exchange for information about the Tong's involvement in illicit activities. On his way out, Peek was seen by a police officer who activated an alarm. Batman intercepted the distress call and chased after Peek. However, in his intangible state, Peek was untouchable and escaped.
After the events that transpired, Peek broadcasts the video on his show. Batman figured out Peek was the intangible man and paid a visit to the reporter, who refuted his accusations. At that moment, Peek was attacked by a vengeful Jimmy Lin and his gang. He ran into a closet and activated his belt to escape the building. Outside, he bumped into the Batmobile and seized the opportunity to plant a video camera inside. With this, Peek uncovered Terry's secret identity as well as Bruce Wayne's involvement as the original vigilante.
Afterwards, Peek broadcasted an edited footage of the video, showing a few images of the Batcave and blurred out images of Terry and Bruce and announced the reveal of their identities on the night edition. The major media event soon became the talk of the town, with all of Gotham excited to learn the answer to their city's biggest mystery for decades. Later, Peek encounters Terry (as Batman), who demands him to leave Bruce out of the exposure. Peek mocks him and made Terry admit how much Bruce meant to him and how much the Batman legacy meant to the people of Gotham. Peek refused to cancel the broadcast or even leave Bruce's name out of it, however, leaving Terry at a loss.
Later that night, Peek was preparing for the awaited event, but his stomach pains began to get worse. He then saw an intangible hole growing in his stomach. This caused him to postpone the broadcast, much to Terry's relief and every other Gothamite's disappointment. He called Bruce for help, and when he arrived, Peek revealed his condition and pleaded for medical treatment. He also admitted to the circumstances of how he acquired the belt and what he did to Taka, which angered Bruce. Bruce walked away to leave Peek to his fate as punishment for his crimes.
Seeing this, Peek tried to hand over the only unedited video recording exposing their secret but was still ignored. Furthermore, given how fast the blotch was spreading, Bruce most likely realized that Peek may have been too far gone to save.
The intangible blotch soon started spreading all over Peek's body. Bruce's rejection infuriated Peek who then jumped on him and tried to kill him. Terry (as Batman) then arrived, and Peek responded by holding them briefly at gunpoint, before his hand became intangible and dropped the gun. Peek then rapidly lost the rest of his physical form and started to fall through the building. Terry went after Peek and caught up with him on the ground floor and tried to pull him up, imploring Peek to concentrate to retain his solidity. For a few seconds, it worked, but Peek once again lost control of his physical form and sunk into the solid ground. His fate remains unknown, though Bruce pointed out he would keep falling until he reached the Earth's core, which would surely kill him if he didn't lose his whole substance first. Bruce managed to recover Peek's recording, saving his and Terry's secrets.
Lincoln: I pulled up his info, and you're not going to like it: he's a power-hungry, greedy, arrogant, ruthless, and self-centered individual who cares only about himself. He was even willing to expose Terry's secret as Batman and Bruce's involvement with Terry in order to boost his career.
We gasped.
Nico: What an asshole!
Lincoln: It gets even worse: Peek also stole Nabuo Taka's device and he left him to die in the fire he started, showing no remorse whatsoever. He later used his research for malevolent reasons, showing how willing he is to get recognized and become Gotham's greatest newscaster.
Me: That's it, we need to rip that belt off him, and then, he's going straight to prison for the rest of his life.
Lincoln: That's exactly what's going to happen.
Nico: Oh man!
Eli: That belt is really dangerous. We got to find him and get it off of him fast.
Me: But the question is how the fuck did he come back? If he phased all the way through to the center of the Earth he would have been obliterated into nothing.
Nico: Good question.
Eli: Dark Orb?
Me: Hmm.
I looked it up on my radar and it showed a Dark Orb moving slowly.
Me: There is a dark orb and it did bring him back.
Terry: This time, I'm going to save him!
Nico: We all will Terry.
Lola: Yeah.
Qin: Yep.
The previous group came.
Spot: Can me, Firebrand, Man Boy, Femme Fatale, Trapster, Kangor, Saix, Electro, Evil Star and Shiv go with you guys?
Nico: You all sure can.
Me: After we get that belt off him we're going to send him to prison.
Lola: But wait. If that belt he has gives him the power to become intangible then our physical attacks will be useless.
Nico: You're right on that Lola.
Me: I got it! J'onn that's where you come in. You will grab the belt from him with your Intangibility.
Martian Manhunter: That's a very well thought out idea and plan.
Nico: It sure is.
Clown Man: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Kleavor and Ursaluna next.
Qin: Cool!
Nico: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than The Eviscerator, one of the antagonists in Ratchet: Deadlocked, a powerful cybernetic insectoid creature and a sadistic member of the Exterminators, and he's come back for revenge on Ratchet and Clank. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and Ratchet, Clank, you're not going to like it: the figure we sensed was none other than The Eviscerator, a powerful cybernetic insectoid creature and a sadistic member of the Exterminators, and he's come back for revenge on you two.
Ratchet: Now, The Eviscerator is back, I thought we'd never have to see him again!
Clank: But, there was no doubt he'd come back for revenge on us.
Arianna Metrodora: Well, there's no way I'm going to let him get away with this, I'm going to send his miserable body into the depths of darkness for all eternity!
Ratchet: Yikes, why do I have the feeling things are about to get dark?
Nico: Uh oh, when you get an Umbrasapien that mad, you better watch out! Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading to the Neo Gotham City sector to take down Ian Peek!
Me: According to this that belt is experimental and the building it came from burned down. But maybe there are remnants of it we can find.
Nico: Good idea.
Lincoln: He's getting a one-way trip to prison and he'll also be getting the very same sentence as Will Harangue, and once we get done with Ian Peek, you're next, Eviscerator.
Nico: That's for sure.
Arianna Metrodora: You better be ready to be dragged into darkness for eternity, Eviscerator, now you're about to face the wrath of my entire race!
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and we headed out to the Neo Gotham City sector and take Ian Peek down, and once we got done with Ian Peek, Lincoln and Arianna Metrodora are going to destroy Eviscerator.
We paid for our food and we were off to the Neo Gotham City Sector.
We arrived in the Neo Gotham City Sector.
Femme Fetale: We haven't been here in a while
Nico: I know.
Camie: Wow! So advanced.
Qin: Yep.
We arrived at the Wayne Enterprises building and went to the abandoned office of Nabuo Taka.
Batman: Nabuo Taka's office is where the Vibra-space belt was stolen from.
We went to the door.
We opened it and saw that the entire office was totally burned and charred.
Me: WHOA! Peek really did a good job torching this place.
Nico: Boy this place has seen better days.
Camie: What happened here?
Me: Peek torched this place.
Nico: Lets take a look around.
Bad Juju: Is there anything salvageable here?
Nico: That's what we're going to try and find out.
We looked around.
Laney: Lets see.
Laney found a cabinet and opened it and in it was a flash drive.
Laney: A flash drive. There might be something on here.
Me: This computer right here is still intact.
Qin: The power to it is gone.
Lincoln: Let me do that.
Lincoln took the cord and channelled lightning into it and turned it on.
Nico: Oh perfect.
We looked through the data on the computer.
Nico: It's a log book and it's telling us how Dr. Taka made the belt. Very complex and complicated.
Qin: Wow.
Kangor: (Jamaican Accent) Let's read it, mon.
Nico: Lets see. Here's the last log entry. It was written on July 14th, 2039.
Batman 2039: That's right around the time this building burned.
Eli: What does it say?
Nico: (Reading) "The Vibra-Space Belt is nearing completion and all that is needed is to put in the Quantum Stability calibrator so that the belt's effects won't cause the user to go phase through the structure and fall through the center of the planet."
Batman: So that's what caused Peek to fall through.
Me: Because it wasn't fully calibrated.
Eli: So Peek stole it before it could be fully calibrated and completed.
Nico: Yeah. Lets see what's on that flashdrive.
Laney gave it to him and he put it in and it showed the blueprints of the Vibra-Space Belt.
The Vibra-Space Belt was a device invented by Nabuo Taka of Wayne-Powers that vibrated one's body molecules, turning its user incorporeal.
History
Taka developed a theory called vibra-space, which dictated that if atoms and molecules were made to vibrate in such a way, objects could pass though each other. Using this theory, he invented the vibra-space belt.
At one point, Taka conceded to an interview with Ian Peek about his research, telling him about the belt. Seeing it as an opportunity to jump-start his career, Peek stole the belt and then set the place ablaze to cover his tracks, killing Taka in the process.
Using the stolen belt, Peek used it to acquire dirt on Gotham City's celebrities, which he exposed on his tabloid show, "The Inside Peek," eventually allowing him to discover the new Batman's secret identity, as well as Bruce Wayne's involvement.
However, Peek's overuse of the belt began to take its toll on his body, first by causing him acute stomach pains, and then, before he could reveal Batman's identity, causing him to slowly turn intangible even without the belt. Ultimately, Peek lost all of his bodily substance and sank into the ground, with Bruce implying that he would keep sinking until he reached the center of the Earth.
We saw the belt and it was spiffy.
Me: (WHISTLE) Wow that is spiffy.
Xenia: Very interesting device.
Ruckus: There has to be something else.
Nico: Hmm.
He looked.
Nico: Nah this is all there is. Pretty much all of Dr. Taka's research right here. But I'll copy all this onto the flash drive for safe keeping.
Nico did so.
Nico: There.
Nico pulled out the Flashdrive and Lincoln turned it off.
Nico: Now lets head to the office of Ian Peek.
Me: There's bound to be something there.
We went to the office of Peek.
Evil Star: You think he's gonna know that we're snooping around?
Nico: Nah everyone thinks he's dead. But soon we'll expose him for the liar he is.
Me: After we get that belt off him.
We arrived at the building and went into his office.
Me: Whoa.
We saw that it was dusty and full of cobwebs and more.
MESSY ISN'T IT?
Me: Messy.
Xenia: Boy he sure didn't have a good housekeeper.
Lola: Yeah.
We got the place cleaned up and spotless.
Me: That's better.
We went through file cabinets.
Me: Hmm.
I looked through files and they were all archived stories about people.
Me: Whoa look at all this. (Reading) "Spellbinder Kills People with their own Insanity Illusions."
Nico: That is crazy.
Me: What total bullshit. (Reading) "Jokerz kill People and Bake Them Into Pies!?" I know the Jokerz may be fucked up but I don't think they are THAT fucked up.
Nico: Yeah no kidding.
Totally Spies Alice: He might have files on Terry. But those are probably obsolete now
Laney: I think these are them.
Laney picked them up and then they crumbled into dust.
Nico: Whoa.
Shiv: What do you expect when your identity is public?
Me: Yeah everyone now knows who Batman is.
Rotwood: And looking back I can't believe we were so stupid to do that.
Brad Mortan: Yeah we were total idiots.
Master Frown: No kidding there.
Squidward: Yeah we were morons.
Gabriel: A leaf insect can turn invisible much better than him.
Me: That's actually not total invisibility there. That's actually camouflage.
Qin: Yeah. But this isn't invisibility we're dealing with. This is Intangibility. The ability to walk through solid objects and walls.
Camie: Like how ghosts and Danny Phantom can do.
Gabriel: Okay I stand corrected on that.
Electro: Is that everything?
Nico: Lets see.
Nico looked in a drawer and then found a journal!
Nico: A journal.
Nico looked through it and found EVERYTHING needed to lock up Ian Peek and throw away the key!
Nico: The Smoking Gun is right here! This is Peek's journal. Commissioner Gordan is going to have a field day hearing all this.
Xenia: Yeah!
Eli: I sense Peek. He's heading to a Jokerz Hideout 20 klicks to the west.
Nico: Lets go!
We were off.
Itasis: I'll call Gordan!
Qin: Right!
Itasis did so.
We saw the hideout and we saw a figure heading to it.
Me: There he is!
Nico: Wow! That belt is amazing!
Martian Manhunter: I got this.
He went Intangible and flew at him.
Then he popped out and grabbed the belt!
Ian Peek: NO!
Nico: Entrance time!
We went at him.
Ian Peek: That belt is my power!
Then the spirits of journalists came and swirled around him and then converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBbBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted out above him and a phoenix cry was heard and then we came out!
Me: Ian Peek, you're under arrest!
Saix: Ian, just come along quietly.
Ian Peek: Who are you all!?
Me: We're Team Loud Phoenix Storm, the most powerful force in the entire universe.
Nico: The destroyers of evil and defenders of the universe.
Eli: And Evil's ultimate bane.
Xenia: That's right.
Batman 2039: So do us all a favor and come quietly or we'll have to use force.
Ian Peek: You can take off the mask, Terry. I know who you are.
Windsweeper: You might as well.
He did so.
Qin: So does us.
Ian Peek: You will be exposed.
Me: Don't bother. Everyone already knows who Batman is. Even his mother and brother too.
Nico: Also Ian you need to know something. This belt is not finished. It needed the Quantum Stability Calibrater to be able to prevent you from falling through stuff.
Me: That's why you fell through to the Earth's core and died.
Trapster: Yeah, I know the belt gave you power. But your death was the cost!
Me: That's right. This belt gave you that power but it came with a terrible price.
Xenia: You killed Taka before he could finish it.
Dana Tan: That's right!
Batman: And it lead to your death.
Ian Peek: I remember falling through the Earth.
Strike Man: And you fell into the core.
Me: And you were obliterated because of the extreme heat. At 9,392˚Fahrenheit it was impossible for you to survive.
Qin: That's right!
Xenia: So what do you say Ian? What do you say you surrender and we'll be on our way?
Roy Koopa: You're right about one thing. The Jokerz not in our ranks are scum.
Me: And they do NOT make pies out of people.
Eli: Also Spellbinder's illusions do NOT cause people to die.
Xenia: Yeah.
Camie: That is for sure!
Firebrand: We were in your office.
Ian Peek: Did you even knock?!
Nico: It was unlocked. Also it was really filthy.
Camie: We cleaned it up for you.
Ian Peek: Oh thanks.
Eli: You're welcome.
Me: WAIT! I got an idea. Instead of writing tabloid stories, how about writing the dirty laundry and secrets about our most hated enemies to the public?
Ian Peek: You know, that works.
Anna Anyanova: And the best sources of info are us. Lincoln Loud's guardian Angels.
Ian Peek: Ok.
Timmy Turner: I can give you Icky Vicky's diary to start off!
Maria: We made copies.
Me: We got plenty of info.
Ian Peek: I can write all that in my cell when you stop me.
Me: Fair enough.
May: We'll think of more things to give you after this!
Nico: Good idea.
Then Anti Wanda, Chemistro, Bonz, Roxy Rocket, Nergal, Rex Goodwin, Raven Branwen, Dr. Polaris, Duff Killigan, and Felix Faust came.
Nico: Anti Wanda, Chemistro, Bonz, Roxy Rocket, Nergal, Rex Goodwin, Raven Branwen, Dr. Polaris, Duff Killigan, and Felix Faust.
Anti Wanda: (to Ian Peek) Sorry. But Icky Vicky's diary was the only humiliating thing we could think of.
Chemistro: In the future, we'll have to find the humiliating secrets of the others.
Bonz: In their old hideouts.
Nico: Yep and the Guardian Angels have tons of info too.
Roxy Rocket: (to Nico) We heard you fought the Evil Louds.
Nico: Yep we sure did.
Nergal: Did Georgina kick serious ass there?
Me: Oh yeah she did. Along with Lincoln and all his Guardian Angels. Well deserved payback.
Xenia: It was epic.
Lola: Yep.
?: Boy that will be juicy fun.
Then a figure came out and it was FEAROG from episode 12 of In Space!
Fearog was one of five monsters summoned by Destructipede to help in Astronema's plan to take control of the Delta Megazord.
Fearog appeared alongside Clawhammer after Power Driller was beaten, after Destructipede was turned giant the Rangers decided to handle the five human sized monsters first and knocked them down with their weapons (With Fearog being struck by Carlos' Lunar Lance), but the monsters got back up and continued to attack the Rangers, with the monsters being stronger than the Rangers thought Andros summoned the Delta Megazord to fight Destructipede while the Rangers fought the other five monsters (With Andros fighting Fearog), after the Delta Megazord was taken control of by Astronema's Evilyzer and left, Fearog vanished along with Destructipede and the other monsters.
After the Rangers took back the Delta Megazord, Fearog reappeared with the other monsters as giants to fight the new Astro Delta Megazord, the monsters were shot at by the Gyro Blasters but like before the monsters came back, the five monsters continued to attack the Astro Delta Megazord to keep it away from Destructipede but the Astro Delta Megazord was able to bat them away, after Destructipede was destroyed Fearog and the other monsters were destroyed as well.
Andros: Fearog!
Fearog: Been a long time rangers.
Me: I remember you! You were one of the 5 monsters sent by Astronema to control the Delta Megazord!
Fearog: That's right! Good memory.
Me: Yep. Also you know what's confusing? You and Fearog of Time Force share the same name.
Fearog: Boy that is coincidental! We both have the same name.
Qin: Yeah!
Me: Boy a monster from 1997 and another from 2000! How crazy is that!?
Fearog: I might have to meet the guy with my name sometime.
Nico: Oh you will.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: That will be fun.
We got the battles underway.
Loni, Pepperdance, Misha (Transformers Energon), Blackarachnia, Razorclaw, Lazerbeak, Jax Briggs, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Napalm Man and Crystal Man VS Anti-Wanda, Cajun Fox, Blood Sausage, Aligned Chop Shop, Clampdown, and Universe 666 Thunderclap - Nico's rescue in the Simulator, battling the dark sides of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lisa, Lola and Chandler, Hitch Trailblazer and Georgina transforming
Anti-Wanda was first.
Anti Wanda: (to Loni) Nico's rescue in the Simulator involved him battling the dark sides of Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lisa, Lola and Chandler. And Hitch Trailblazer and Georgina transforming.
Loni: It sure did and it was really totes amazing.
Pepperdance: (Cajun Accent) Ooowee! That was so awesome and fun.
Jax: Yeah it sure was.
Sunset Shimmer: Boy it sure was cool!
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah it sure was amazing!
Sunburn: Yeah that was so awesome and action packed.
Anti-Wanda: Glad y'all had fun! Lets do it!
Loni and Anti-Wanda called out Ninetales and Sylveon! Loni and Pepperdance merged and they formed into PEPPERLONI! Anti-Wanda and Cajun Fox merged and they formed into CAJUN-ANTI! Loni and group fired waves of fire and smashed them down.
Matau, Amanda Benson, Maya Nagoshima, Sailor Enchanted Dominion, Sailor Narnia, Sailor Traverse Town, Daria Kuso, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Clown Man and Frost Man VS Chemistro, MOE Sinestro, Naja, Kyrosys, Chess Cookies, and Universe 666 Dark Mind Sou - Battling Another Warthog Dragon (Timon and Pumbaa), Dagger, Shriek, Aracula, Cosmic Mario, Feo the Alien (Courage the Cowardly Dog), Lord Stratosfear and Top
Chemistro was next.
Chemistro: (to Matau) Nico, Ant Man's team, Top's team, and the others did good Battling Another Warthog Dragon (Timon and Pumbaa), Dagger, Shriek, and Aracula. And Another Cosmic Mario and Feo the Alien (Courage the Cowardly Dog), Lord Stratosfear and Top too.
Matau: They sure did and it was so cool.
Amanda Benson: Yeah that was so fun!
Daria Kuso: We all thought it was cool. Even Anna's sister Tanya loved it!
Rainbow Dash: Yeah that was so awesome!
Scootaloo: It sure was awesome and fun.
Whirlwind: Yeah I'll say!
Chemistro: That sure is awesome you guys had fun. Lets do it!
Matau and Chemistro called out Altaria! Matau merged with Amanda Benson and they formed into Mamanda Benson! Chemistro and M.O.E. Sinestro merged and they formed into SINESCHEM! Matau and group fired waves of wind, lightning and rainbows and smashed them down.
Gia Moran, Jean Bison, Azuki Shinatsu, Inaho Kushiya, Yatsuno Himehani, Aki, Emily Molstad, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Bad Juju and Wolfgang VS Bonz, Beany the Braindead Bison, Santa and Mrs. Claus the vampires, Nuns (Billy and Mandy), Jake Steele/Fred Flintstone, and Daisy the Plant Monster - Lincoln's rescue on the planet Hydros
Bonz was next.
Bonz: (to Gia) I heard Lincoln's rescue was on the planet Hydros. That shouldn't be confused with the same Core member with the same name!
Gia Moran: No it was a planet of water and it was awesome.
Jean Bison: Boy it sure was awesome.
Emily Molstad: We all thought it was really awesome.
Fluttershy: It sure was an amazing planet.
Tornado Bolt: It sure was awesome.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) I thought it was too ja.
Stealth Elf: It sure was cool.
Bonz: Boy that is awesome. Lets do it!
Gia: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SAMURAI!
She turned into the Yellow Samurai Ranger! Gia and Bonz called out Regirock and Regighost. Gia merged with Jean Bison and formed into Gia Bison! Bonz merged with Beany and they formed into BONZ BEANY THE BRAINDEAD SKELETON BISON! Gia and group fired waves of leaves, grass, fruit, flowers and energy and smashed them down.
Danny Phantom, Princess Hisui, Slime Princess, Breakfast Princess, Frozen Yogurt Princess, Wildberry Princess, Shade Man, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Crankcase and Ruckus VS Roxy Rocket, Astronema, Bronto Burt, Mr. Breakfast, Brain Eating Meteor, and Hurter Monkey - Meeting Odelia Olivier and Melanie Gelasia
Roxy Rocket was next.
Roxy Rocket: (to Danny) I heard you guys met Odelia Olivier and Melanie Gelasia. What are they like?
Danny: Well Melanie is the gene-slammer of Pinkie Pie and she loves making people laugh and also Odelia is the gene-slammer of Infernoble Knight Oliver and the descendent of Olivier de Vienne.
Princess Hisui: That was really amazing to hear about.
Shade Man: (Transylvanian Accent) It sure was and her story is really awesome too.
FLASHBACK
Nico: Yep. So, Odelia, we've already heard from Melanie of her memories with Lincoln, now what of you? What memories did you have with Lincoln?
Odelia Olivier: Oh man, I was hoping you'd ask that. Well, this one time, Lincoln and I along with the rest of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table were riding out on patrol looking for any sign of trouble and we also had the rest of his Guardian Angels with him. Suddenly, we heard a really loud screech in the air, and we saw who it was coming after us: it was Lisa, and she had a massive army of thugs and her army of robots with her and she was out to kill Lincoln again, that set us off. We rode out there and we'd slain every last one of the thugs and robots, then, we turned our attention to Lisa, and we brutally thrashed her. Then, Lincoln chained her up with chains of fire and we brought her before the rest of her family, and after we told and showed them all everything, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lily, and Mr. and Mrs. Loud were absolutely livid at Lisa once again, and Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Laney, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, and Lily pounced on Lisa, and they brutally beat her butt into the ground.
Nico: Jeez.
Lincoln: Yep, then, Lisa got grounded for eighteen weeks and we threw her in a metal container.
Ellie Elsher: But, then, Lisa screeched and pounded on the door's bars with a cup and she screamed vengeance against us, and we all proceeded to flip her the bird and some of us even pulled a double hander and that really set that Lisa off and she screeched like a monster again.
Raven Ghostrick: We were really getting sick and tired of that cold-hearted emotionless mad scientist always running loose and trying to kill Lincoln, but we always put her down like the monster that she is.
Me: That dark side of her was nothing more than trouble and she can never ever be forgiven.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Roxy Rocket: Boy that dark side of Lisa was pure evil!
Starlight Glimmer: You're not kidding there!
Cozy Glow: It sure was and everyone is glad now that she is gone.
Hex: Thank goodness for that.
Roxy Rocket: Boy no kidding there. Lets do it!
Danny and Roxy called out Gengar and Talonflame. Danny merged with Starlight Glimmer and they formed into STARLIGHT PHANTOM! Roxy merged with Dr. Starline and they formed into ROXY STARLINE! Danny and group fired waves of bones, blood, skulls, stars, lightning and magic and smashed them down.
Blake, Strawberry Sunrise, Little Audrey, Little Lulu, Betty Boop, Jessica Rabbit, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Totally Spies Timmy and Totally Spies Alice VS Nergal, Ayatoriko, Dorko Malfly, Floating Talking Gumball Machine, Nightmare X (Metroid Fusion), and Moonbeast (Dungeons & Dragons) - Adventure in Buoy Base Galaxy
Nergal was next.
Nergal (to Blake): Nico had an amazing Adventure in Buoy Base Galaxy. I hope he didn't fall into the water!
Blake: Oh they didn't. They went up to the top and got the star from there.
Strawberry Sunrise: That was so fun to see.
Jessica Rabbit: It sure was fun.
Twilight Sparkle: We all thought it was cool.
Starshine Sparkle: We all did.
Spyro: Boy we sure did.
Nergal: Boy that sure was fun. Lets do it!
Blake and Nergal called out Liepard and Regidark. Blake merged with Princess Luna and they formed into BLAKE LUNA! Nergal merged with Hades Beast Specter and they formed into NERSPECTER! Blake and group fired waves of magic and darkness and smashed them down.
Brittney, Amber, Ren & Stimpy, Powdered Toast Man, Kylie Griffin, Siren, Z-Strap, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Gabriel and Nathalie VS Rex Goodwin, Blackbird, Greasers, Illuso, Barbed Wire Org, and Wiggy Jiggy Jed - Lunch with the Mascots at Droopy's Burger Utopis 5,000,000 with over 500 million burger combinations
Rex Goodwin was next.
Rex Goodwin (to Brittney): You guys had Lunch with the Mascots at Droopy's Burger Utopia 5,000,000. With over 500 million burger combinations!
Brittney: We sure did and it was so fun.
Amber: Boy it sure was.
Z-Strap: And we're really stuffed.
Princess Luna: That was a really filling meal.
Moondust: It sure was fun.
Snowdrop: Yeah I'll say!
Gari: Yeah we're really stuffed.
Blackout: That is for sure.
Rex Goodwin: Boy no kidding there. Lets do it!
Brittney called out Mega Umbreon and Rex called out Sigilyph! Brittney merged with Raven and they formed into BRITTRAVEN! Rex merged with Roquefort and they formed into REXROQUE! Brittney and group fired waves of purple fire and darkness and smashed them down.
Lars, Irina Wendolva, Sela, Leo, Amu, Tusk, Calista Levine, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Matoombo and Itasis VS Raven Branwen, Beagle Babes, Zor, Zomom, Zazz, and Zeena - Ian Peek is back!?
Raven Branwen was next.
Raven Branwen: (to Lars) Ian Peek is back!? Now, Terry can have a second chance to save him.
Lars: He sure does.
Irina Wendolva: And he'll be writing lots of juicy dirty laundry on the Humiliation Fodder too.
Calista Levine: That is for sure and it will be awesome.
Applejack: It sure will be good.
Apple Bloom: Boy it sure will be good.
Flashwing: Yeah no kidding.
Raven Branwen: I agree there too. Lets do it!
Lars and Raven called out Regidark! Lars merged with Lucy and they formed into LarLucy! Raven merged with Webstor and they formed into RAVEWEB! Lars and group fired waves of darkness, earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.
Jessica Shannon, Mulan, Maiden of The Aqua, Maiden of The Moonlight, The Agent of Creation - Venus, Reggie MacKenzie, Splendid Venus, Ymir (Fire Emblem), Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Windsweeper and Dirt Boss VS Dr. Polaris, Yost Magneto, Big Beanie, Count Fang, Bob-Ulk, and Cookatiel - Ian Peek died the last time.
Dr. Polaris was next.
Dr. Polaris: (to Jessica) Ian Peek died the last time. He fell into the center of the Earth, right?
Jessica: Yeah because the belt was not fully calibrated and complete.
Mulan: That was crazy.
Ymir: Yeah no kidding there.
Pinkie Pie: It sure was crazy but yeah.
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) It was crazy.
Featherweight: It sure was.
Sprocket: Boy I'll say!
Dr. Polaris: That sure was complex and crazy. Lets do it!
Jessica called out Vespiquen and Dr. Polaris called out Skarmory. Jessica merged with Wasp and they formed into Jessica Van Dyne A.K.A. LADY WASP! Dr. Polaris merged with Evil Neyla and they formed into POLARNEYLA! Jessica and group fired waves of energy, metal, gears and lightning and smashed them down.
Rarity, Papillon, Preciomon, Varodurumon, Plumeria, Ymir, Amethyst Darcy, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Strike Man, and Nitro Man VS Duff Killigan, Evil Strike Man, Impostra, Hexuba, Shower Banki, and Meka - Ian Peek is one nasty Tabloid Paper Journalist
Duff Killigan was next.
Duff Killigan (to Rarity): (Scottish Accent) Ian Peek is one nasty Tabloid Paper Journalist, lass. But not even he deserves what happened to him last time.
Rarity: Indeed and I must agree with you there darlings.
Papillon: Yeah that was horrible that happened to him.
Amethyst Darcy: It sure was.
Sweetie Belle: Yeah but now that we have the belt off him we can prevent what happened to him from happening again.
Gill Grunt: Yeah no kidding.
Duff Killigan: I agree there too on that laddies. Lets do it!
Rarity called out Diancie and Duff called out Mr. Mime! Rarity merged with Flashwing and they formed into RARIWING! Duff merged with Knighty Knight and they formed into DUFFKNIGHT! Rarity and group fired waves of water, jewels and ice and smashed them down.
Ingrid Third, Jinx, Cody, Talia Al Ghul, Black Cat, Kaya (One Piece), Roast Most, Princess Celesta, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Ludwig Koopa and Roy Koopa VS Felix Faust, Ozzie Ostritch, Queen Bee Deadman, Universe 666 Swartz, Mr. Mascot, and Universe 666 Cronus - Ian Peek is going to prison after we get that belt off him.
Felix Faust was next.
Felix Faust (to Ingrid): Ian Peek is going to prison after we get that belt off him. It's better than his previous fate.
Ingrid: I agree there and we already have the belt there.
Jinx: Yeah thank goodness.
Roast Most: At least what happened to him before won't happen again.
Princess Celestia: Yeah that was awful.
King Solar: That is for sure.
Solar Eclipsa: No kidding.
Amber Morning: Yeah what happened to him was horrible. And he didn't realize the price he was getting from it.
Spotlight: Yeah no kidding.
Felix Faust: That is for sure. Lets do it!
Ingrid and Felix called out Regidark. Ingrid merged with Persephone and they formed into INSEPHONE! Felix merged with Misty Tredwell and they formed into Femisty! Ingrid and group fired waves of darkness and light and smashed them down.
In Space Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Fearog
Fearog was next.
Fearog: Boy this will be good.
Nico: Oh yeah!
May: It sure will!
Fearog: Lets do it!
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of Ian Peek, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the anti-Ian Peek symbol etched on the 7'5" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels.
Nico teleported back with them.
In Space Rangers: LETS ROCKET!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! IN SPACE!
They turned into the In Space Rangers too!
Nico: Lets get him!
Andros: SPIRAL SABER BLASTER!
T.J.: QUATTRO BLASTER!
Nico: Fire!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they hit Fearog and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: Fearog you have failed this city!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win!
We regrouped.
Troy: Thanks for volunteering to spill the jerks' secrets.
Tsukasa: But it's like you said. We have a battle to complete.
Kamen Ride: Megaforce Red!
Kamen Ride: Megaforce Blue!
Kamen Ride: Megaforce Black!
Kamen Ride: Megaforce Yellow!
Kamen Ride: Megaforce Pink!
Kamen Ride: Megaforce Green!
Kamen Ride: Robo Knight!
Tsukasa turned into Megaforce Red and Daiki summoned clones of the Megaforce Team!
Qin: YEAH!
Megaforce Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! GO GO MEGAFORCE!
They transformed!
Troy Burrows: FURY OF THE DRAGON! MEGAFORCE RED!
Emma Goodall: FLAMES OF THE PHOENIX! MEGAFORCE PINK!
Jake Holling: VENOM OF THE SNAKE! MEGAFORCE BLACK!
Gia Moran: CLAW OF THE TIGER! MEGAFORCE YELLOW!
Noah Carver: BITE OF THE SHARK! MEGAFORCE BLUE!
Lillith: SONG OF THE SIREN! MEGAFORCE GREEN!
All: EARTH'S DEFENDERS NEVER SURRENDER! POWER RANGERS MEGAFORCE!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!
We then got the battle underway and blasted and made him dance all over. We blasted him with cold blasts and froze him.
Lystone and Lomma blasted him all over.
Lockdown, Huffer, Apple Fritter and Candy Apple used the Earth Cyber Planet keys and they enhanced Lockdown's face cannon, Huffer's strength and weapons and Candy Apple and Apple Fritter's powers 100-fold.
Lockdown and Apple Fritter: APPLE FACE BLAST!
Huffer and Candy Apple: APPLE BOULDER SMASHER!
Politoed Magnificence and Firebrand: POLITOED FIRESTORM!
Sailor of Dagobah and Man Boy: DAGOBAH FURY BLAST!
Ghost of Manga and Femme Fatale: MANGA GHOST STORM!
Humility of Trixie Lulamoon and Trapster: MAGIC OF HUMILITY BLAST!
Halloween of Skellington and Kangor: JAMAICAN HALLOWEEN BLAST!
Radioactivity of NRG and Saix: MOONLIGHT RADIATION BURST
Hungry Burger Fury and Spot: HUNGRY BURGER STORM!
Saber Fire Sword Fury and Electro: LIGHTNING FIRE SWORD INFERNO!
Fear of Sinestro and Evil Star: FEAR STAR STORM!
Fury of Rath and Shiv: BLADES OF RATH!
Sunset Shimmer, Phoenix Shimmer, Sunray, Sunshine, Fire-Lion Breaker, Wild Apple-Joe, Dagger Blade, Royal Solflare, Boomer Bang, Panda Brawl, Triple Berry, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Wallflower, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, Sonata Dusk, Gusty the Great, Fire Skylanders and Jet Link: FIRESTORM OF FORGIVENESS!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Batman 2039, Sunset Shimmer, Lincoln, Laney and me: FURY OF THE FUTURE!
We fired waves of energy and fire.
Lincoln: CAMOUFLAGE ELEMENT STYLE: LEAF INSECT!
Entrapta: CAMOUFLAGE LIGHTNING STYLE: SCARLET KING SNAKE!
FRosta: CAMOUFLAGE ICE STYLE: ARCTIC FOX!
Perfuma: CAMOUFLAGE NATURE STYLE: DECORATOR CRAB!
Shantae: CAMOUFLAGE MAGIC STYLE: MANDARIN DUCKS!
Akko: CAMOUFLAGE STAR STYLE: ZEBRAS!
They fired waves of elements and they formed into said animals.
Lincoln and his harem: CAMOUFLAGE FINAL SMASH: CAMOUFLAGE STRIKE!
They fired camouflaged ki blasts.
We fired blasts of rainbow energy which knocked down Ian Peek and then, Lincoln fired a rainbow energy blast which turned into a rainbow energy straitjacket and tied up Ian Peek. The cops came and arrested him.
Lincoln: You're looking at getting the very same sentence as Will Harangue, Ian.
Nico: Yeah, well, he'll be looking at spending the rest of his life in prison for this. Awesome job, gang.
Lincoln: Now, there's one last thing to do and one loose end to tie up: The Eviscerator.
?: RATCHET, CLANK, I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE ON YOU FOR DESTROYING DREADZONE AND RUINING ME!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large search pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the ten coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the ten large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Ratchet: Oh great, I knew there was no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You better get out her right now, Eviscerator, before someone blasts you out!
A figure came out, and it was none other than The Eviscerator, a powerful cybernetic insectoid creature and a sadistic member of the Exterminators.
Ratchet: You've got some nerve showing your face again, Eviscerator. You just don't even know when to quit!
Eviscerator: I'll have your head for this, Lombax!
Arianna Metrodora fired a powerful darkness blast which hit Eviscerator and sent him crashing into a tree.
Arianna Metrodora: If anyone's dying here today, it's going to be you.
Suddenly, Arianna Metrodora's pink eyes turned neon green and she was surrounded by a purple and black energy aura with stars, darkness, aliens, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her Alien Overlord-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Eviscerator, she left purple and black energy, stars, darkness, aliens, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Arianna Metrodora: You really really make me sick, you took great delight in putting so many innocent humans and creatures just so you can slake your thirst for killing innocent people, but what makes you truly sick and twisted is that you also get a sick kick in killing heroes. You really are nothing more than a monster who deserves to die, Eviscerator, as the Gene-Slammer of Alien Overlord and warrior of the Umbrasapien race, I hereby sentence you to death for everything that you've done!
Suddenly, Arianna Metrodora was surrounded by a massive vortex of purple and black energy with stars and darkness surrounding the vortex, there are aliens, phoenixes, angels, and Alien Overlord flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix with blood red eyes glaring at The Eviscerator: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Arianna Metrodora emerged, but she was changed forever.
Arianna Metrodora grew from 7'0" to 7'9" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has black highlights in the bangs of her long purple hair, she has neon pink eyes and a purple and black energy aura with stars, darkness, aliens, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has the Dark Kanji in the hands of Alien Overlord emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with purple iris, she has on alien earrings with purple gems for eyes and holding the Dark, Star, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Alien Overlord with purple gems for eyes and holding the Dark, Star, and Eternity Kanjis in her hands on the bottom of her purple alien-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and purple gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Adreana Metrodora has on a sleeveless purple crop top, purple skirt, purple knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, darkness, aliens, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Alien Overlord surrounded by stars and darkness. Suddenly, Arianna Metrodora felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive purple angel wings with black tips on the large purple feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long purple wolf tails with black tips and black markings, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.
Suddenly, Arianna Metrodora's massive Alien Overlord-themed greatsword and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of purple and black energy, stars, darkness, aliens, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Arianna Metrodora's Umbrasapien Galactic Darkness Alien Overlord Greatsword of Eternal Umbrasapien Galactic Darkness Umbrasapien Alien Overlord Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded black gems and Alien Overlord etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged purple blade, large purple alien heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with large purple gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large purple alien heads and below the purple alien heads is a large white angel head with purple gems for eyes and purple gem in its mouth for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left large gold cuff Bracer, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold versions of Alien Overlord's head with purple gems for eyes and large purple gem in it's mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a purple kanji below Alien Overlord that said, "Arianna Metrodora, Gene-Slammer of Alien Overlord, Very Powerful, Sexy, and Immortal Umbrasapien from Planet Umbras, Younger Sister of Adreana Metrodora, Powerful Warrior and Tactician, Powerful Darkness Master, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher of Lincoln's Many Enemies, Destroyer of The Eviscerator, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Stars, Angels, Phoenixes, and Umbrasapiens"
アリアナ・メトロドーラ、エイリアン・オーバーロードのジーン・スラマー、非常に強力でセクシー、そして惑星アンブラスから来た不滅のウンブラサピエン、アドレアナ・メトロドーラの妹、強力な戦士であり戦術家、強力な闇のマスター、愛情深い守護天使でリンカーンの将来の妻、ラウド、リンカーンの粉砕者多くの敵、エビセレーターの破壊者、悪の破壊者でありスレイヤー、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして闇、星、天使、フェニックス、ウンブラサピエンスのマスター
Suddenly, Ariana Metrodora's immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!
Ariana Metrodora has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ALIEN OVERLORD-UMBRASAPIEN-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA ALIEN OVERLORD UMBRASAPIEN GODDESS COSMIC DARKNESS ALIEN OVERLORD UMBRASAPIEN GODDESS ANGEL OF DIVINE ALIEN OVERLORD UMBRASAPIEN GODDESS COSMIC DARKNESS ALIEN OVERLORD UMBRASAPIEN GODDESS ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE ALIEN OVERLORD UMBRASAPIEN GODDESS COSMIC DARKNESS ALIEN OVERLORD UMBRASAPIEN GODDESS ANGEL LOVE!
We were really amazed by Arianna Metrodora's Super Angel-Alien Mother-Umbrasapien Goddess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when The Eviscerator saw it, he ran at her to kill her, but Arianna Metrodora fired a massive and powerful barrage of purple and black energy, stars, darkness, aliens, phoenixes, and angels at The Eviscerator, and they exploded as they hit him and he got blown into a wall, he got back up, but now, he was mega pissed off.
Me: WHOA!
Nico: UH OH! NOW, THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET WILD!
Lincoln: You got that right, Nico. This is exactly what happens when you really get a Umbrasapien mad.
Arianna Metrodora: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Darkness Alien Overlord Umbrasapien Goddess Angel and Divine Cosmic Darkness Alien Overlord Umbrasapien Goddess Angel Love) Yep, you make me or anyone of my race mad, you're going to be dragged into darkness, Now, let's destroy this robotic monster, Linky.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Arianna Metrodora.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You're not laying one hand on Ratchet and Clank, Eviscerator. The only thing awaiting you is death by our hands.
Arianna Metrodora and Lincoln went after Shellshock, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, purple and black energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spiders, whales, monkeys, hummingbirds, lizards, giants, condors, cats, llamas, dogs, snakes, spirals, wings, snakes, trees, crocodiles, herons, fish, dark dragons, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Ghouls, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Yetis, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at The Eviscerator and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Arianna Metrodora also attack them with punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they smashed him all over with their immense and extremely powerful superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving him mad.
The Eviscerator tried to run at them, but Lincoln teleported right behind him, and he placed his left hand on The Eviscerator's back. Suddenly, The Eviscerator glowed with blue light, and then, Lincoln absorbed the powerful cybernetic insectoid creature into his body and he also gained his weapons and ninja speed and agility. Then, an energy card with The Eviscerator's soul imprisoned inside appeared in Lincoln's left hand, and as soon as the Judgement Kanji appeared on his forehead, The Eviscerator was then sent to The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly for what Arianna Metrodora and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down, and Arianna Metrodora's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long purple wolf tails, and massive purple angel wings are permanent.
Arianna Metrodora: That'll teach you, Eviscerator, to never mess with the galaxy nor with its inhabitants. Thanks for helping me get rid of The Eviscerator, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Arianna.
Suddenly, Arianna Metrodora wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Arianna Metrodora's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and Alien Overlord flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and darkness behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Arianna Metrodora absorbed the elemental forces and darkness and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Nico: Whoa, oh man, now that's what I call a epic fight of Umbrasapien Angel VS. Sadistic DreadZone Cyborg, Lincoln, Arianna, you two really showed him no mercy, and that was one slick move you made appearing behind him, and as soon as you put your hand on him, you absorbed him and gained his weapons and ninja speed and reflexes, Lincoln.
Lincoln: Yep. No evil cyborg and robot's safe from me.
Me: You got that right.
Nico: Yeah, he was a monster. So, Lincoln, which Noble Knight Gene-Slammer are you going to meet tomorrow?
Lincoln: I know just the one: A Gene-Slammer for Infernoble Knight Renaud.
Melanie Artorgius: (GASPS) That's awesome, and there's only one person who'd be Gene-Slammed into Infernoble Knight Renaud, Rebecca Renaud, and you guys are going to love meeting her, Rebecca Renaud is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a very powerful wielder of fire magic and a very powerful swordswoman and a member of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table. She trained Lincoln both in the art of swordsmanship and magic, and he became a very powerful swordsman and master of magic, and she also taught him much about the Code of Chivalry and really instilled what it means to be a true hero, to fight with both courage and honor, to protect those he loves and holds dear to his heart, and never to let those with such malice and evil in their black hearts get away with their crimes. Plus, you're going to love hearing this: Rebecca Renaud is the descendant of Renaud de Montauban.
We gasped in total shock.
Me: The legendary hero and knight which appeared in a 12th-century Old French chanson de geste known as The Four Sons of Aymon. The eldest of the four sons of Duke Aymon and older brother of Richard, Alard and Guiscard, their cousin is the magician Maugris and Renaud possesses the magical horse Bayard and the sword Froberge.
Katara Chevalierflamboyant: (French Accent) That's right, plus, Lincoln made her a red coat with the coat of arms of Royal Woods' Knights of The Michigan Table along with a beautiful necklace, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips after their training, and Rebecca Renaud hates Lewis Travolta with a very blazing passion. One day, Rebecca Renaud and Lincoln along with the rest of the Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table were having a meeting at our castle, but then, the alarm triggered, and we saw who it was that had triggered the alarm: it was Lewis Travolta, and he brought with him an army of musclebound thugs he hired. Rebecca Renaud and Lincoln went out there along with the rest of us, and she slays them with her greatsword. It drove that gluttonous jerk into a blood-crazed fury, but before he could get after us, Lincoln and Rebecca Renaud fired chains of fire which bound that jerk and tied him up.
Nico: Did he call his family and his sisters for this?
Lincoln: Yep, and needless to say, everyone wanted his head on a pike!
Me: Should've known he would do something like this.
Lincoln: I know, but I wasn't surprised, Lewis Travolta tried to kill me many times in the past, but in the end, his plan failed, and not only did he get a severe beating from my sisters and Mom and Dad, he also got arrested and sent back to jail, and to make sure he didn't try to get revenge, Rebecca Renaud and I casted a spell to prevent him from coming after us.
Me: Yeah, messing with the descendant of Renaud de Montauban and one of the members of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table will have dire and disastrous consequences.
Nico: Jeez, that lardass really hated that his greatest "plan" was foiled once again, and he got into even more serious trouble with your family again, yeesh.
Lincoln: That jerk seriously didn't even know when to quit, and to make it worse, his plan earned him the vengeance of my family infinite-fold.
Rex Goodwin: You're welcome in the Masters of Evil at any time.
Ian Peek: Thanks. But right now, I prefer to go to prison.
Raven Branwen: You sure?
Ian Peek: I found out I came back from the dead. And that the belt I was using killed me the first time. Right now, I'm tired and want to rest.
Dr. Polaris: I don't blame you.
Duff Killigan: What do we do with the belt?
Felix Faust: Just leave that to Vexen and Calamitous.
Me: Sure thing.
Nico: Yeah.
They loaded Ian into a car and took him to the Jupiter Prison.
Me: Don't worry guys, Lincoln's guardian angels have TONS AND TONS of dirt and secrets to share on our resident humiliation fodder.
Nico: Yep they sure do. Great job today everyone.
Qin: Yep.
Me: (To the viewers) I've never liked Tabloids but if you read one, be careful with what you believe.
Nico: Good advice.
We went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome chapter done.
Sneak Peek from Batman Beyond was a crazy episode.
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For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Donkey Kong, Mothra 2019, Luna Ingramsson, Ginger, Babs And Bunty As well as Grodd, Constructicon Devastator, Thumbskull, Universe 666 2007 Venom. Universe 666 Blight and Steel Bulwark and we're going to battle an Evil Sasuke on the planet Glaren and Misty Brightdawn and Maxxine are going to transform against him and we're going to see Misty explode in power as well as do a version of my rant on him and this will be ultra and massively explosive! Also we're going to battle Another Fearog (In Space), Whale Mutant, Salamander Mutant, Dogfish Mutant, Chameleon Mutant, Rhinoceros Mutant, Fly Mutant, Porcupine Mutant, Black Cat Mutant, Silkworm Mutant, Flea Mutant, Earwig Mutant, Bee Mutant, Coelacanth Mutant, Mantis Mutant, Leopard Mutant, Cactus Mutant, Tortoise Mutant, Goat Mutant, Buffalo Mutant, Rat Mutant, Bat Mutant, Cicada Mutant, Constructicon Devastator and Grodd. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Ursaluna and her name is Tina Venus and she is a girl that lived in the swamps of the Okefennokee Swamp and knows all about the legends and powers of it.
The match-up scene is for Roxanne Lucius, Gene-Slammer of Alien Ammonite, Alien Dog, Alien Grey, Alien Kid, Alien Shocktrooper M-Frame, and Alien Stealthbuster, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Dull 'Reactor' Bookworm, a member of The Exterminators of Ratchet: Deadlocked
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Leona Wicherek's home planet Aeros, and not only is Lincoln going to meet Leona Wicherek's parents, but Lincoln's also going to rescue the Universe 666 versions of Miia the Lamia and her friends and we're also going to destroy the kidnappers who kidnapped them, Leona Wicherek's Bringer of Chaos siblings, her younger sister, Ciana, and her older brother, Bodhi. And we're going to meet the next Noble Knight Gene-Slammer, her name is Rebecca Renaud, Gene-Slammer of Infernoble Knight Renaud, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a very powerful wielder of fire magic and a very powerful swordswoman and a member of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table. She trained Lincoln both in the art of swordsmanship and magic, and he became a very powerful swordsman and master of magic, and she also taught him much about the Code of Chivalry and really instilled what it means to be a true hero, to fight with both courage and honor, to protect those he loves and holds dear to his heart, and never to let those with such malice and evil in their black hearts get away with their crimes. Plus, you're going to love hearing this: Rebecca Renaud is the descendant of Renaud de Montauban, the legendary hero and knight which appeared in a 12th-century Old French chanson de geste known as The Four Sons of Aymon. The eldest of the four sons of Duke Aymon and older brother of Richard, Alard and Guiscard, their cousin is the magician Maugris and Renaud possesses the magical horse Bayard and the sword Froberge. Lincoln made her a red coat with the coat of arms of Royal Woods' Knights of The Michigan Table along with a beautiful necklace, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips after their training, and Rebecca Renaud hates Lewis Travolta with a very blazing passion. One day, Rebecca Renaud and Lincoln along with the rest of the Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table were having a meeting at our castle, but then, the alarm triggered, and we saw who it was that had triggered the alarm: it was Lewis Travolta, and he brought with him an army of musclebound thugs he hired. Rebecca Renaud and Lincoln went out there along with the rest of the Knights, and she slays them with her greatsword. It drove that gluttonous jerk into a blood-crazed fury, but before he could get after them, Lincoln and Rebecca Renaud fired chains of fire which bound that jerk and tied him up. Lincoln called his family and his sisters for this, and needless to say, everyone wanted his head on a pike! But, Lincoln wasn't surprised, Lewis Travolta tried to kill him many times in the past, but in the end, his plan failed, and not only did he get a severe beating from his sisters and parents, he also got arrested and sent back to jail, and to make sure he didn't try to get revenge, Rebecca Renaud and Lincoln casted a spell to prevent him from coming after them because messing with the descendant of Renaud de Montauban and one of the members of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table will have dire and disastrous consequences.
Along with the next Alicorn Gene-Slammer, her name is Eartha Calliso, Gene-Slammer of Fluttershy, the Nature Alicorn and Princess of Kindness, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Equestria and she's a kind girl who loves all sorts of animals and she's also a very powerful Alicorn and very powerful master of kindness and magic, and she taught Lincoln how to cast some very powerful spells and how to dispel dark curses. Lincoln gave her a pink neck choker, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and when that happened, her yellow horn on her head glowed with pink light and it was a sign of true love. Plus, she's also a dear friend of Fluttershy from long ago and their bond has remained strong to this day, and like Fluttershy, she's an amazing girl who loves all sorts of animals and she's a skilled animal communicator, but she also hates Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan with a blazing passion because Eartha had seen what kind of people Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan are, and she saved Lincoln from getting ambushed by those five who went charging at him to kill him in another attempt at his life, but Eartha charged in and she kicked them into a nearby fence and she got knocked out because of just how strong she is. She told the family of what they tried to do to Lincoln, and they not only got grounded for a month, but she even used Fluttershy's Stare on them, and it made them wet their pants in fright, and they ran up to their rooms and locked their doors.
The next chapter is non-combat and it's going to be where we go camping in Winsome Falls and it's going to be fun.
See you next time.
