This is another awesome camping trip to Winsome Falls.
Walking through the mountainous world of the planet Glaren was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Donkey Kong, Mothra 2019, Luna Ingramsson, Ginger, Babs And Bunty As well as Grodd, Constructicon Devastator, Thumbskull, Universe 666 2007 Venom. Universe 666 Blight and Steel Bulwark and we were there because there was an evil Sasuke sighted there and Lady Tsunade gave us orders to tear his hide apart.
Qin: This is going to be good. I can't wait to tear into Evil Sasuke.
Nico: Me too!
Xenia: Same here! This will be awesome.
Lola: It sure will.
Misty Brightdawn: I'm really excited about this one.
Misty Tredwell: Same here! This will be fun.
Lola: Yeah!
Mothra 2019: I'm ready to tear him apart.
Donkey Kong: OH YEAH! Me too!
Nico: DK, I want to thank you, Grodd, and your teams for coming.
Donkey Kong: OH YEAH! This is gonna be so fun.
Mothra 2019: It sure will be awesome.
Nico: Mothra, what do you like to do in your free time?
Mothra 2019: I haven't really given it that much thought to tell you the truth.
Qin: You must have something in mind.
Mothra 2019: Well I do like playing Godzilla video games with Lincoln and Nicole.
Xenia: That is awesome.
Nico: That works.
Lola: I think that's cool.
Mothra 2019: Yeah I play as myself from 1961 and 1990.
Nico: That is awesome.
Lincoln: Yeah it sure is.
Mothra 2019: As the Queen of the Kaiju, I think it's fitting for me.
Xenia: I agree there too.
Lola: It sure is awesome.
Nico: Do you also like to fly outside?
Mothra 2019: I sure do and its fun and cool.
Qin: It sure is and the only way to travel.
Lola: Yep.
Camie: How did you guys meet Mothra?
Me: We met when we helped Jaclyn in the Arctic and she was being terrorized by the Arctic by the Living Snowman.
Nico: I remember that! That was cool!
Mothra 2019: That sure was fun. A cold adventure but it was fun.
Lola: It sure was.
Camie: That is so awesome! Not even a living snowman can be a match for the Queen of The Kaiju.
Mothra 2019: That is a true fact.
Xenia: Yep.
Misty Brightdawn: But yesterday's mission was really cool!
Lola: Yeah it sure was!
Nico: We finished what Terry tried to do.
Lola: And that was to save Ian Peek from that belt.
Rarity: Like I said to Duff before, darlings, no one deserved that fate.
Nico: I agree too Rarity.
Qin: Yeah that was horrible that happened to him.
Lola: Yeah no kidding!
Camie: That was terrible! Falling into the Center of the Earth is literally worse than Hell itself.
Xenia: Yeah no kidding!
Me: At 9,392˚Fahrenheit nothing can survive down there.
Lola: Yep.
Nico: But now we have Ian Peek in prison deciding whether he would be put into the M.O.E.
Laney: Yep and he came up with all kinds of great stories. Everyone all over the city is loving the stories from him on the humiliation fodder.
Nico: Timmy gave him Icky Vicky's diary.
Laney: Yep and the juicy stories we got are awesome. Look at this.
She held up a story on Icky Vicky.
Me: (Reading) "Icky Vicky Eats Kindergartners in Sausages and Stew!?" OH YUCK!
Xenia: That would be fitting for her and she does kill kids.
Nico: What about the other jerks?
Laney: He's working on those but these on Flip are really good. (Reading) "Flip makes his nacho cheese sauce out of human fat", "Flip's Flippies made with dead people's organs" "Flip's expired milk poisoned the Mayor and gave her HIV!?"
Nico: HOLY FUCK!
Qin: That is disgusting!
Camie: Boy EVERYONE is now going to hate Flip even more!
Xenia: No kidding there!
Laney: That mutant cheapskate had it coming.
Anna Anyanova: You're not kidding there.
Juran saw the Constructicons separated.
Juran: Why are you guys separate?
Live Action Scrapper: You don't expect us to wander around combined as Devastator, do you?
Juran: Good point.
Nico: Okay, guys, I've just gotten word from Lady Tsunade that Evil Sasuke's here and he's going on a violent and dangerous rampage, and that he's coming after us!
We gasped.
Me: That asshole! I'm gonna...!
Lincoln: Easy, J.D. I know you want to rip him to pieces, but this is going to be meant for Misty and I.
Misty Brightdawn: He's right, it's true you want to tear him to shreds like you always do, but let this be left to me and Linky.
Me: Okay, but as always, you two show that pretentious asshole no mercy!
Lincoln: We will as always, J.D., and this is going to be awesome, not only are we going to beat the living daylights out of Evil Sasuke, but I sensed it. Misty, just like Twilight, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Starlight, Sunset, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Sunny, Izzy, Pipp, Zipp, and Hitch, you're also going to transform into your most powerful and ultimate transformation, just like when J.D. and I ascended.
Misty Brightdawn: You're right, Linky, and I felt it for myself.
Me: This is going to be so awesome!
Lincoln: But, I also sensed Maxxine is also going to transform too. Now, let's get after that murderous bastard. (Senses for Evil Sasuke) AHA! Gotcha, you bastard. He's 200 clicks north of our location and he's now coming after us. But, head's up, gang, Pablo and Anderson have sent more musclebound thugs after us again!
Anna Anyanova: (GROWLS) I'M GONNA BEAT THOSE TWO STUPID BUTTFACES INTO A BLOODY PULP WHEN WE GET BACK!
Lincoln: Easy, Anna. I got this.
Lincoln concentrated on Pablo and Anderson's army of armed musclebound thugs, and then, waves of red energy came right out of them and they screamed in agonizing pain, and the waves of red energy then flowed into Lincoln and he was getting stronger and stronger and stronger still, and as soon as Lincoln was done, the thugs were all drained of all their energy and were all left as dried up corpses drained of their life forces, muscle mass, virility, and strength, and he sent them to The Black Gates. Then, we set our sights on Evil Sasuke.
Nico: Lets get him.
We went to face him.
Nico: There he is!
We went over and he was gone!? What the!?
Me: Substitution?
?: YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUR!
Me: Yeah, fuck you too, asshole!
Suddenly, we saw Evil Sasuke come barreling towards us in a maniacal fit of rage, and he had murder on his mind. But, before he could try to kill us, Lincoln made a powerful shield made of diamond to protect us all while Evil Sasuke was still blasting at the shield with his Fire Jutsu, but the fire was being absorbed by us and it made us and the shield even stronger than ever, and eventually, he was beginning to run out of steam. Then, I flipped him the bird, and that made him go completely ballistic and started pounding on the shield with his fists, but he broke both of his hands! WHAT AN IDIOT!
Then, Lincoln fired a diamond ball at Evil Sasuke and it hit him hard in the face and it sent him flying and crashing onto the ground as he was pushed back. Lincoln deactivated the shield as Evil Sasuke got back up and he was still out to kill us and still out for blood!
Evil Sasuke: YOU! I'LL KILL YOU, YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHING CUR!
Lincoln: Even after all these years, you're still the same arrogant, fucked-up cur you've always been. Here, let me give you a welcome back gift to welcome you back from the dead!
Lincoln slashed Evil Sasuke on his chest with his sharp claws on the fingers of his large left hand and they left some really nasty and ugly scars on Evil Sasuke's chest, then, he slashed at his face leaving claw marks on his cheeks, and he slashed at his stomach leaving claw marks on his stomach.
Nico: (WINCES) OOH! Now, that's going to leave a lot of scars!
Qin: Yep.
Me: We're going to fuck you up big time you fucker!
Just then, our friends from The Hidden Leaf arrived.
Sasuke: I thought J.D. was going to lash out at him like he always does, but I certainly didn't expect Lincoln to do so.
Naruto: J.D. always drew first blood when it came to that prick, but I guess it's fair that Lincoln gets a shot at him.
Me: Yeah, and he really drew blood with those claws of his!
Misty Brightdawn: And he's always careful with those claws of his. Alright, now it's my turn, and I've had it up to hear with you, you goddamn asshole!
Suddenly, something within Misty Brightdawn's mind snapped as memories of Evil Sasuke's crimes rushed through her head and her teal eyes turned neon teal and she was surrounded by a navy blue and teal energy aura with ocean waves, water, Equestrian Magic, stars, and Alicorns, she unholstered her massive Misty Brightdawn's Friendship Redemption Legacy and Friendship Savior Greatsword of True Alicorn Eternal Friendship and True Friendship Magic Alicorn Justice from her back, and as she approached Evil Sasuke, she left navy blue and teal energy, ocean waves, water, Equestrian Magic, stars, and Alicorns with every step.
Misty Brightdawn: You seriously don't even know when to quit, do you? No matter how many times we'd beaten you down and send you to your death, you just come back for more. I don't even know if you're either crazy or just stupid, or just both. (SUDDENLY GETTING EXTREMELY AND DANGEROUSLY PISSED OFF) But, no matter what, I've never forgotten how much harm you've done to Naruto and his friends, and for what, to prove your so-called family's superiority and get revenge on everyone who has crossed your path, but guess what, we will always be better than you in every way, because at least, we learn from our experiences all while you haven't. But, what you've tried to do in trying to kill Naruto and his friends, so you can watch as the entire Hidden Leaf Village burns, along with the world..., YOU CROSSED ONE FUCKING LINE TOO MANY TIME, EVIL SASUKE, YOU VILE, FUCKED-UP, MURDEROUS, VENGEANCE-CRAZED PSYCHOTIC SNAKE! FAR TOO MANY INNOCENT PEOPLE HAVE SUFFERED BECAUSE OF YOU AND THE OTHER FUCKED-UP EVIL UCHIHA MEMBERS, AND FOR THAT, I WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER IN THE CRUELEST WAY POSSIBLE, AND I WILL MAKE YOU PAY FOR ALL OF YOUR CRIMES WITH YOUR OWN BLOOD!
We gasped at the sudden and violent extent of Misty Brightdawn's rage and fury: Evil Sasuke was now a dead bastard walking
Me: OH MAN!
Eli: UH OH!
Nico: OH...SHIT! YOU'RE DEAD FOR SURE, YOU FUCKING PRICK!
Lincoln: The last time Misty Brightdawn's fury was unleashed, it was when we had to deal with that murderous bitch, Lila Rossi, now her rage is about to be unleashed once again, and this time on Evil Sasuke!
Lincoln, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Starlight Glimmer, Sunset Shimmer, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Zipp Storm, and Pipp Petals: OH MAN! HIT THE DECK, SHE'S GOING TO BLOW!
We stood our ground and ducked behind some rocks, but Evil Sasuke went mad with rage and ran at Misty Brightdawn to kill her, but Misty Brightdawn screamed like a madwoman and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
There was a massive explosion of power and energy and she was surrounded by a massive vortex of navy blue and teal energy with ocean waves, water, Equestrian Magic, and stars surrounding the vortex, there are Alicorns flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at Evil Sasuke: the eyes of eternal death, and the force of the vortex was so strong, it blew Evil Sasuke back.
Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln Loud's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, The Unity Crystals fired a beam of light into Misty Brightdawn's Friendship Redemption Legacy and Friendship Savior Greatsword of True Alicorn Eternal Friendship and True Friendship Magic Alicorn Justice, and then, her massive greatsword glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of massive vortex of navy blue and teal energy with ocean waves, water, Equestrian Magic, and stars surrounding the vortex, there are Alicorns flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at Evil Sasuke: the eyes of eternal death was A MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HER AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!
THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO MISTY BRIGHTDAWN! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, MISTY BRIGHTDAWN EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!
(NEVERENDING STORY BY LIMAHL PLAYS)
Misty Brightdawn grew from 7'4" to 7'9" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has weighted gold bands over the weighted bands on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large navy blue orbs orbiting around her legs, she has teal highlights in the bangs of her long flowing navy blue and teal kinky hair, she has neon teal eyes and a navy blue and teal energy aura with ocean waves, water, Equestrian Magic, stars, and Alicorns surrounding her, she has an Alicorn emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with teal iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with teal gems for eyes and the Water, Magic, Friendship, and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves, she also has an Alicorn with teal gems for eyes and holding the Water, Magic, Friendship, and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves on the bottom of her navy blue Alicorn-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with navy blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and navy blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Misty Brightdawn has on a navy blue dress with teal designs on it, navy blue pants, navy blue high-heeled boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with Equestrian Magic, Alicorns, stars, ocean waves, and water on the coattails, and an Alicorn on the back with a halo above its head and surrounded by stars and ocean waves. Suddenly, Misty Brightdawn felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive navy blue angel wings with teal tips on the large navy blue feathers grew much bigger for her new body, her navy blue and teal tail grew longer, and her horn on her head grew longer. Misty Brightdawn has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large navy blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand, and her cutie mark was glowing.
Suddenly, Misty Brightdawn's massive Misty Brightdawn's Friendship Redemption Legacy and Friendship Savior Greatsword of True Alicorn Eternal Friendship and True Friendship Magic Alicorn Justice and all of the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of navy blue and teal energy, ocean waves, water, Equestrian Magic, stars, and Alicorns, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Misty Brightdawn's Unity Friendship Redemption Legacy and Friendship Savior Greatsword of True Alicorn Eternal Friendship and True Friendship Magic Alicorn Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded navy blue gems and her very own cutie mark: an Alicorn with ocean waves surrounding it and an Angel halo above the Alicorn's head etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold Alicorn heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and large navy blue gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold Alicorn heads with teal gems for eyes and on the bottom is a unicorn head with teal gems for eyes and a large navy blue gem in its mouth for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with navy blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left Bracer, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle and teal gems for eyes and a large navy gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a teal and navy blue kanji below the Alicorn that said, "Misty Brightdawn, Alicorn Princess of Unity and Redemption, The Former Right-Hand Servant and Destroyer of Queen Opaline, Savior, Protector, and Inheritor of Twilight Sparkle's Legacy of Friendship, Dear Friend of Sunny Starscout, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Izzy Moonbow, Jazz Hooves, Rocky Riff, Posey Bloom, Rufus, Dahlia, Windy, Fifi, Sparky Sparkeroni, Zoom Zephyrwing, Thunder Flap, Onyx, and Many, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Destroyer of Queen Opaline and The Doomsday Twenty-Three, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, Archenemy of Pintar, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of The Powers of Friendship, Unity, Water, and Magic"
ミスティ・ブライトドーン、統一と救済のアリコーン・プリンセス、オパリン女王の元右腕であり破壊者、救世主、保護者、そしてトワイライト・スパークルの友情の遺産の継承者、サニー・スタースカウトの親愛なる友人、ヒッチ・トレイルブレイザー、ピップ・ペタルズ、ジップ・ストーム、イジー・ムーンボウ、ジャズ・フーブス、ロッキー・リフ、ポージー・ブルーム、ルーファス、ダリア、ウィンディ、フィフィ、スパーキー・スパーケローニ、ズーム・ゼファーウィング、サンダー・フラップ、オニキス、そして多くの、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、オパリン女王の破壊者、終末の二十-三人、エクエストリア、ポニーヴィル、カンタロットの擁護者、友情のテーブルの騎士団のメンバー、ピンタールの大敵、破壊者にして悪の殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、友情、団結、水、魔法の力のマスター
Suddenly, Misty Brightdawn's immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!
Misty Brightdawn has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-UNITY REDEMPTION ALICORN PRINCESS-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA HARMONIOUS UNITY ELEMENTAL EQUESTRIAN FRIENDSHIP OCEAN REDEMPTION ALICORN ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC HARMONIOUS UNITY ELEMENTAL EQUESTRIAN FRIENDSHIP OCEAN REDEMPTION ALICORN ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE HARMONIOUS UNITY ELEMENTAL EQUESTRIAN FRIENDSHIP OCEAN REDEMPTION ALICORN ANGEL LOVE!
We were really amazed by Misty Brightdawn's Super Angel-Unity Redemption Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Evil Sasuke saw it, he bellowed with rage and ran at her to kill her, but Misty Brightdawn fired a massive barrage of very powerful barrage of navy blue and teal energy, ocean waves, water, Equestrian Magic, stars, and Alicorns at Evil Sasuke, and he got hit and drenched and sent flying into a brick wall, he got out, but now, he was Nth Degree pissed off!
Nico: (TRULY AMAZED) Whoa...!
Eli: (TRULY AMAZED) Awesome…!
Me: (TRULY AMAZED) Incredible...!
Lincoln: (TRULY AMAZED BEYOND IMAGINATION) That's so awesome! Misty Brightdawn transformed into her Super Angel-Unity Redemption Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form. And what that asshole tried to do in trying to kill her, now I'm really going to enjoy smashing his skull in.
Misty Brightdawn: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Unity Friendship Redemption Equestrian Magic Alicorn and Divine Harmonious Elemental Unity Friendship Redemption Equestrian Magic Alicorn Love) That'll be for after Maxxine transforms, Linky.
Maxxine: Misty's right about that, Lincoln, I also want to have a go at that asshole for what he's done too.
Nico: We all do as well. (Cracks Knuckles) You better start praying for mercy, asshole, because death is coming for you!
Me: You're heading for an early grave, you fucking asshole!
Lola: You deserve to die like the piece of trash that you are, you filthy clod!
Luna: You disgust us, you prick!
Laney: I hope the vultures come to pick at your rotting flesh!
Many of us were also sending many death threats at Evil Sasuke, and it was really really driving him insane!
Evil Sasuke: YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUR!
Misty Brightdawn: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Unity Friendship Redemption Equestrian Magic Alicorn and Divine Harmonious Elemental Unity Friendship Redemption Equestrian Magic Alicorn Love) Hmm, yes and a "Motherfucking Cur" was the only kind of person you can handle. J.D. remembered that your father said that very same thing to him in 150,000 years just as he was killing the Uchiha for their crimes and snuffing out the very darkness that they used to destroy so many lives. When he made his speech about how you were going to kill all of the Leaf in the name of Madara Uchiha, all they did was seal their fate. Your father poisoned his own son with his own hatred and turned you into a miniature version of him and he poisoned your mind with so much of his hatred over everything that you became a totally lost cause. He made you into a homicidal and completely mentally unstable psychopath and you did not show any value towards friendship or comradery. You wanted everything handed to you on a silver platter just like your wretched father and all your clan did. You cheated in everything, Even though ninjas cheat, education is the one thing that we NEVER cheat at. Isn't that right, and they say that your father was leading the Uchiha to greatness. But, it turns out you're just another lost soul of the run-of-the-mill ninja, and you know it. You're not even in the same league in the kind of power that I possess. I can destroy the entire universe in the mere blink of a cosmic eye, in fact, next to my kind of power and the power that you have, you are nothing compared to me and you and your clan were nothing but a bunch of pathetic ants compared to it. The way you covet all that power, the way your clan did all the deeds in the name of the devil known as Madara Uchiha, a monster and a planet destroyer. It's downright fucking disgusting. As the most powerful fighter and warrior and champion in the universe, all I see when I look at you is a fucked up miserable fuckweed and a heartless motherfucking psychotic wretch. And on top of that, I fucking hate your style above all others, you ruthless fuckkicker! What is it that you are hoping to accomplish? Stealing all the Jutsu in the world just to expand your Jutsu arsenal and repertoire, committing crimes all over the planet just to satisfy the devil Madara Uchiha, murdering innocent people, stealing Jutsu, pursuing petty and worthless desires like revenge and above all betraying the very village your clan founded. You Uchiha Motherfuckers don't give a flying fuck about anyone but your pathetic goddamned motherfucking selves and that's why he killed them all including your father. The Uchiha are heartless monsters that murder, lie, steal, betray and are completely powerhungry just like you and that's why he killed them all. YOU ALL FUCKING DISGUST ME!
We cheered wildly for what Misty Brightdawn did using the Evil Sasuke Rant on him, and that asshole was now really getting pissed beyond imagination.
Maxxine: Nice one, Misty. Now, it's my turn to transform.
Misty Brightdawn: Thanks.
Maxxine: Let me get in on this!
Suddenly, Maxxine's purple eyes turned neon purple, and she was surrounded by a red energy aura with stars, earth, fire, and scorpions, she unholstered her massive King Nail's Firestorm Scorpion Broadsword of Fire Justice from her back, and as she approached Evil Sasuke, she left red energy, stars, earth, fire, and scorpions with every step.
Maxxine: Everyone has already had their say of what they think of you, Evil Sasuke, and you know it to be true, you're nothing more than a psychopathic monster who doesn't care about anyone except for your fucking self, and now, I'm going to see to it you get the punishment you rightfully deserve: and that is death
Suddenly, Maxxine was surrounded by a massive vortex of red energy with stars, earth, and fire surrounding the vortex, there are scorpions and King Nail flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a pink phoenix with red eyes glaring at Evil Sasuke: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Maxxine emerged, but she was changed forever.
(DRUNKEN SAILOR BY THE IRISH ROVERS PLAYS)
Maxxine Stenson grew from 6'11" to 7'9" in height, she had the body of a goddess, she has purple highlights in the bangs of her long braded brown hair, she has neon purple eyes, and a red energy aura with stars, earth, fire, and scorpions surrounding her, she has the image of King Nail holding the Fire Kanji in its claws emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has on scorpion earrings with red crystals for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with red gems in the gold fire links and pink crystal links and a pink scorpion-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is King Nail with red crystals for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant. Maxxine Stenson has on has on a short-sleeved pink blouse, orange pants, pink high-heels, and a long sleeveless white trenchcoat with fire, earth, and scorpions on the coattails and on the back is King Nail surrounded by fire and earth. Suddenly, Maxxine Stenson felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive brown angel wings with pink tips on the large brown feathers grew much bigger for her new body, she has on her Ring of The Phoenix with red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Yellow Lantern ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Maxxine Stenson's massive King Nail's Firestorm Scorpion Broadsword of Fire Justice and all of the greatswords and greatswords she has began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of red energy, stars, earth, fire, and scorpions, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Maxxine Stenson's King Nail Earth Firestorm Scorpion Greatsword of Underground Earth Firestorm Scorpion Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded pink gems and King Nail etched on the 7'0" massive, wide, double-edged, red blade, large red scorpion heads with yellow gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and large red gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four red scorpion heads with yellow gems for the eyes and on the bottom is King Nail's head with yellow gems for eyes and a large red gem in its mouth for the pommel. Maxxine Stenson has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with pink gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the large gold Bracer, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of King Nail's head with yellow gems for eyes and a large red gem inside its open mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji below King Nail that said, "Maxxine Stenson, Genderbent Sister of Max Stenson, Gene-Slammer and Partner of King Nail, Dear Friend and Ally of The Underground Girls and The Turtles, Loving Sister of The Zi-O Kamen Riders, Destroyer of Swartz, Archenemy of The Mummy, Destroyer of Ch'Rell, The Ultrom Shredder, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Scorpions, Earth, and Fire"
マキシン・ステンソン、マックス・ステンソンの性転換した妹、ジーン・スラマーでキング・ネイルのパートナー、地下女子とタートルズの親愛なる友人であり同盟者、ジオウ仮面ライダーの愛する妹、スワーツのデストロイヤー、ザ・マミーの宿敵、デストロイヤーウルトロム・シュレッダー、悪の破壊者にして殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そしてサソリ、土、火のマスター
Suddenly, Maxxine Stenson's immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!
Maxxine Stenson has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-UNDERGROUND GIRL-KING NAIL-SCORPION-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA FIRE EARTH STARSTORM UNDERGROUND GIRL SCORPION ANGEL OF DIVINE FIRE EARTH STARSTORM UNDERGROUND GIRL SCORPION ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE FIRE EARTH STARSTORM UNDERGROUND GIRL SCORPION ANGEL FEAR!
We were really amazed by Maxxine's Super Angel-Underground Girl-King Nail-Scorpion-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Evil Sasuke saw it, he bellowed with rage and he went charging at her to kill her, but Maxxine fired a massive barrage of red and pink energy blasts, stars, earth, fire, and scorpions at Evil Sasuke, and he got burned badly and hit hard by the barrage and was forced back, he got back up, but now, he was mega Nth Degree-pissed off now at us!
Maxxine: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Star Fire Earth Underground Scorpion Angel and Divine Star Cosmic Fire Earth Underground Scorpion Angel Hope) You really are insane if you think you can try to attack me like that.
Lincoln: But, either way, he's pretty much done. Now, it's time for us to deliver the final nail to his coffin by destroying and humiliating him in the worst way imaginable!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Misty Brightdawn and Maxxine, and so did we as we also unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Your days of causing so much pain and suffering to the Five Great Nations is over, Evil Sasuke, now you will pay the price for your choices in life, and this time, we'll make sure not a single atom of you remains!
Lincoln, Misty Brightdawn, and Maxxine went after Evil Sasuke who has absolutely gone Nth-Degree ballistic and insane, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, navy blue and teal energy, red and pink energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Golems, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Evil Sasuke and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more with his claws and firing energy slashes from his gold armored claws and he, Misty Brightdawn, and Maxxine attacked him with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really really really driving Evil Sasuke madder than ever!
We were really amazed by Maxxine's Super Angel-Underground Girl-King Nail-Scorpion-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Evil Sasuke saw it, he bellowed with rage and he went charging at her to kill her, but Maxxine fired a massive barrage of red and pink energy blasts, stars, earth, fire, and scorpions at Evil Sasuke, and he got burned badly and hit hard by the barrage and was forced back, he got back up, but now, he was mega Nth Degree-pissed off now at us!
Maxxine: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Star Fire Earth Underground Scorpion Angel and Divine Star Cosmic Fire Earth Underground Scorpion Angel Hope) You really are insane if you think you can try to attack me like that.
Lincoln: But, either way, he's pretty much done. Now, it's time for us to deliver the final nail to his coffin by destroying and humiliating him in the worst way imaginable!
Maxxine: What do you guys think?
Nico: AWESOME!
I then went SUPER ANGEL EBONWU UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ELEMENTAL WOLF MOON PHOENIX!
Evil Sasuke: WHAT THE!?
Me: (DIVINE ECHOING GODLY VOICE I will not let you get away with everything that you did anymore Sasuke! So many have suffered and died because of you and all of your wretched godforsakened clan and I'm going to make sure there are NO MORE UCHIHA EVER AGAIN! (FLARES UP POWER TO THE ULTMATE AND INCREDIBLY POWERFUL EXTREME) I WILL NEVER FORGIVE OR YOUR CLAN FOR ANY OF YOUR CRIMES! (ROARS IN EXTREME FURY AND RAGE!)
I released the ultimate extent of my ultimate power to the extreme! I VOWED THAT I WOULD MAKE EVIL SASUKE SUFFER 500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000-FOLD FOR HIS CRIMES!
Evil Sasuke Roared in an incredible amount of rage and fury and he went into his LEVEL 2 Curse Mark Form and he went at me and punched and kicked and brutally fought me all over and tried to smash my head in with indiscriminate fury and he was really determined to make sure that he kills me. I blocked all his punches and kicks and he jumped back and threw numerous kunai and I deflected them all and fired a powerful blast of fire and it hit him in his arm and burned him bad! He was screaming in pain and then he was screaming in agony. But then his screams of pain quickly turned into maniacal and insane laughter. He was laughing like an insane and totally fucked up monster that was fucked up to the core six ways till Sunday and he went at me again and I kicked him in the face and knocked him down and he got up and went at me again and I dodged him and fired a blast of lightning and it hit him in the crotch and electrocuted him all over. He went at me some more and I dodged his strike and kicked him in the back and sent him smashing into a rock and he got up and fired massive blasts of lightning at me and I deflected them back with my sword and he got electrocuted all over and I punched him in the face and he went at me some more and I was making him madder and madder and madder and he was only making me stronger with all his hatred and more. I then punched him in the face and he went at me and I dodged him again and dodged him again and then I kicked him in the back again and sent him crashing into a rock and he got up and went at me some more and fired massive blasts of fire at me and I fired waves of massive fire blasts at him and the blasts collided and exploded with incredible power!
Massive fiery explosions were blasting off all over the place.
I fired elemental blasts at Evil Sasuke and he was firing blasts at me and massive fiery explosions were going off all over and turning the area into a raging inferno.
Nicole: YEAH! GET HIM DAD!
The Entire area around us was turning into a war zone! Evil Sasuke then fired a massive fireball.
Me: KAAAAAAAAA! MEEEEEEEEEEE! HAAAAAAAAAAAA! MEEEEEEEEEEE! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I fired a massive rainbow Fire Kamehameha Wave and it went through the fireball and destroyed it and it slammed into the Evil Sasuke and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined me, Misty Brightdawn and Maxxine, and so did we as we also unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Your days of causing so much pain and suffering to the Five Great Nations is over, Evil Sasuke, now you will pay the price for your choices in life, and this time, we'll make sure not a single atom of you remains!
Lincoln, Misty Brightdawn, and Maxxine went after Evil Sasuke who has absolutely gone Nth-Degree ballistic and insane, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, navy blue and teal energy, red and pink energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Golems, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Evil Sasuke and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more with his claws and firing energy slashes from his gold armored claws and he, Misty Brightdawn, and Maxxine attacked him with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really really really driving Evil Sasuke madder than ever!
Evil Sasuke: I AM AN UCHIHA ELITE! THIS IS NOT HAPPENING!
Misty Brightdawn: You're an elite of nothing!
Misty teleported and kicked Evil Sasuke in his stomach and bashed him in his face and kicked him in his neck, chest and head!
I then went at Evil Sasuke with extreme force and punched him all over the place with extreme savagery!
Lincoln blasted Evil Sasuke all over with energy blasts and lightning and I kicked him in his face and headbutt him and then punched him in his stomach hard and kneed him in the neck!
Misty Brightdawn and Maxxine kicked Evil Sasuke in his face and teleported and punched him in his back and teleported and punched him in his face and kicked him in his eyes and I kneed him in his mouth and knocked out some of his teeth!
Evil Sasuke was smashed into the ground with incredible force and I kicked him in the stomach with incredible power and he belched up a huge amount of blood and then I grabbed him by his shirt and threw him into the air and flew after him and kicked him in the face and knocked out some of his teeth and he jumped away and fired waves of fire and I fired waves of lightning and they overtook his fire and the blasts of lightning hit him all over and electrocuted him and then I fired a wave of wind and entrapped him in a tornado and then I fired a wave of fire and burned him all over in the tornado as it was turned into a fire tornado. When the tornado faded he jumped out and fired more fire blasts and me and I fired waves of crystal at him and they hit him and cut him all over the place and then I fired waves of wood at him and smashed him all over the place with incredible force and smashed him all over. He ran at me with a Chidori and I teleported and fired waves of lava and burned his hands and he screamed in pain as he was burned all over and then I kicked him in the face and smashed him into a rock! Then he popped out of the rubble and threw the rock at me and I smashed it with incredible brute strength and smashed him with waves of rocks and pebbles and smashed him all over the place! I then fired waves of darkness and electrocuted and burned him all over.
Evil Sasuke got up and he was more enraged than ever before!
HE WAS PISSED!
I teleported and punched Evil Sasuke hard in his face and knocked him down! Evil Sasuke tried to do the same ferocious moves that Trakeena did on me but I expected this and dodged them all and I kicked him in his face and leg swept him and kicked him in his back and I kneed him in his face and punched him all over. I fired a massive energy blast and it hit Evil Sasuke and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
Misty Brightdawn blasted Evil Sasuke all over with incredible force and energy blasts.
It was getting intense!
Me: You are just as pathetic as ever Sasuke!
POW!
I smashed Evil Sasuke in his face and sent him crashing into a huge rock!
Maxxine punched him as he exploded out of the rubble! Lincoln kicked him into the air and I punched him right in his stomach with devastating force and he belched up a massive amount of blood!
Me: You make me fucking sick Sasuke. You only care about spreading hatred and evil and making people miserable and you don't care who lives and who dies. You just only want nothing more than to see people suffer and only care about nothing but yourself! You would rather see people die!
KROW!
I punched Evil Sasuke in his stomach and kicked him in his face
I threw him and Misty Brightdawn teleported and kneed Evil Sasuke in the face and sent him flying into the sky and I teleported and punched and kicked him all over with ballistic fury! Lincoln then teleported and then punched him and sent him crashing into the ground!
KRASMASH!
Nico: YEAH!
I punched him in his face!
POW! BLAM POW SMASH!
I punched him down. Live Action Scrapper: Constructicons, merge into Devestator!
They did so and fired waves of energy and blasted him all over.
Qin fired waves of fire and energy and blasted him all over!
Sakura Haruno: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I WAS THINKING EVER GOING AFTER YOU SASUKE!
She punched Evil Sasuke in the face with devastating force and smashed him into a mountain and buried him underneath it! Then Evil Sasuke exploded out of the rubble and he was infuriated!
Evil Sasuke: (NTH DEGREE ENRAGED SCREAMING) HOW! HOW ARE YOU ALL SO STRONG?! THAT POWER SHOULD BE...!
Lincoln grabbed Evil Sasuke's tongue and ripped it out of his mouth, and blood poured right out of his mouth as he trembled and convulsed in pain and agony!
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Like we've said it, this power will never ever be yours, not in an infinite number of timelines, you fucked-up asshole.
Nico: YEAH! Nice one with ripping his tongue out!
Me: Should've ripped his throat out while you were at it.
Eli: Yeah his talking was giving us a headache!
Me: That's right Sasuke! That's all you are is nothing but talk and no action! That makes you nothing but a pathetic piece of trash! Nothing but a worthless coward!
Qin: That's right! Though that would be cool to rip his throat out too.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) And have him die quickly, now that wouldn't be any fun whatsoever.
Evil Sasuke got back up, and he formed a Chidori and he ran at Lincoln, Misty Brightdawn, and Maxxine hoping to impale them, but Lincoln fired a Lava Rasenshuriken which severed Evil Sasuke's arm and he was in total agony! He screamed in excruciating pain as it was completely severed from his shoulder and he clutched the stub of his arm.
Eli: WHOA!
Lola: Wow, that was awesome!
Me: Take that!
Devastator activated his vacuum and sucked in rock and blasted Evil Sasuke all over.
Misty Brightdawn: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Unity Redemption Friendship Equestrian Magic Alicorn Angel and Divine Unity Redemption Friendship Equestrian Magic Alicorn Angel Love) He's now on his last legs. Let's finish him, Linky!
Lincoln and Misty Brightdawn formed two navy blue energy balls with water, ocean waves, magic, stars, and Alicorns in their hands, and to Evil Sasuke, it meant death was fast approaching for him. But, he was too consumed by rage and fury and he went charging at them again!
Lincoln and Misty Brightdawn: NO MORE INNOCENT LIVES SHALL SUFFER AT YOUR HANDS, MAY YOU BURN IN THE FIERY DEPTHS OF HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! EQUESTRIAN MAELSTROM REDEMPTION MEGATSUNAMI!
Lincoln and Misty Brightdawn fired the navy blue energy balls with water, ocean waves, magic, stars, and Alicorns and they formed into a massive mega-tsunami which overwhelmed Evil Sasuke, and he was ripped and torn apart by the mega-tsunami, and like Lincoln said, not a single atom or remnant of him remains, and his spirit was banished to The Black Gates forever. We all cheered wildly for what Misty Brightdawn and Lincoln and Maxxine did to Evil Sasuke as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down, and Misty Brightdawn's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, longer navy blue and teal tail, and massive navy blue angel wings and longer horn are permanent, and Sheila's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, and massive green angel wings are permanent.
Suddenly, Misty Brightdawn felt wobbly and almost fainted, but Lincoln caught her in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms.
Lincoln: Are you okay, Misty?
Misty Brightdawn: I'm a little dizzy, but I'm okay.
We powered down.
Me: Now, you know how we felt when we went through that, but that was so awesome! You and Lincoln along with Maxxine did an awesome job in getting rid of that asshole.
Nico: No kidding, and Lincoln, you really did awesome ripping out his tongue along with leaving a few scars when we ran into him with those gold-armored claws of yours!
Misty Brightdawn: That Evil Sasuke really is nothing more than a monster!
Me: Yeah, and Lincoln would never show those who hurt his family and friends any mercy.
Suddenly, Misty Brightdawn wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Misty Brightdawn's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and she placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, and an Alicorn flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and a rainbow appearing behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Misty Brightdawn absorbed the elemental forces and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Lincoln: Oh, before we go, I've still got to leave my mark.
Lincoln then picked up Evil Sasuke's headband, he took out one of the Elemental Daggers I gave him for his birthday, and he slashed it: thus marking Evil Sasuke as a traitor. Then, he set it ablaze in a pillar of rainbow fire.
Lincoln: Burn in Oblivion forever, Evil Sasuke.
Me: See you never, you goddamn asshole!
Nico: Never again will you hurt anymore innocent people, you fucking bastard.
Me: That is for sure.
Xenia: But that was awesome and extremely explosive!
Camie: Yeah!
Mothra: You got that right!
Nico: Now onto business.
Qin: Yep. We have the Anothers to face.
Maxxine: Who are they?
Eli: Well you guys are going to like these. They are Anothers for the Gorgom Mutants from Kamen Rider Black.
We gasped!
Qin: Whoa!
Lola: That is amazing.
Me: Boy that series was on back in 1987.
Nico: Yeah!
Eli: Well also we have Whale Mutant, Salamander Mutant, Dogfish Mutant, Chameleon Mutant, Rhinoceros Mutant, Fly Mutant, Porcupine Mutant, Black Cat Mutant, Silkworm Mutant, Flea Mutant, Earwig Mutant, Bee Mutant, Coelacanth Mutant, Mantis Mutant, Leopard Mutant, Cactus Mutant, Tortoise Mutant, Goat Mutant, Buffalo Mutant, Rat Mutant, Bat Mutant, Cicada Mutant, Constructicon Devastator and Grodd! (PANTS) Someone get me some water!
Qin: Whoa we have LOTS of them!
Xenia: Yeah!
Me: Boy those were all dangerous ones from back 36 years ago.
Nico: Yeah! Kotaro Minami and Nobuhiko Akizuki Would have a field day about this.
Me: Yeah. And I got just the archenemies for them.
I pulled out a bunch of cards and held them up and I summoned Orichalcos Magician Girl, Mudan the Rikka Fairy, Fairywitch, Mystical Sand, Dreamsprite, Gyakutenno Megami, Sonata the Melodius Diva, Holy Grace Doriado, Fire Sorcerer, Magician of Faith, Fairy's Gift, Archlord Zerato, Red Archery Girl, Victorica, Angel of Bravery, Cyber Tutu, Guardian Angel Joan, Trickstar Holly Angel, Blizzard Princess, White Night Queen, Ice Master, Gamble Angel Bunny and Smile Angel!
Cyber Tutu: Ready for action!
Orichalcos Magician Girl: Boy this will be really fun.
Victorica: I'm ready for this one.
Dreamsprite: Same here. This will be awesome.
Maria: Here's some water, Eli
Eli: (Pants) Ahh. Thanks.
He drank a lot of it.
Me: He said a lot of Anothers and he is thirsty.
Camie: Yeah.
Orichalcos Magician Girl: Boy he sure must have said a lot.
Archlord Zerato: That is for sure.
Fairy's Gift: Yeah there must be a lot of them for us.
Lola: That is an understatement. We got 22 of them.
Eli: (Finishes drinking) Ahh. Needed that. Thanks Maria.
Maria: Anytime.
Eli: Oh and the Anothers minus Another Grodd are all one person.
Nico: Whoa! This will be interesting.
Qin: Yep.
Nico: There they are!
We saw a bunch of figures and they were Another Whale Mutant, Salamander Mutant, Dogfish Mutant, Chameleon Mutant, Rhinoceros Mutant, Fly Mutant, Porcupine Mutant, Black Cat Mutant, Silkworm Mutant, Flea Mutant, Earwig Mutant, Bee Mutant, Coelacanth Mutant, Mantis Mutant, Leopard Mutant, Cactus Mutant, Tortoise Mutant, Goat Mutant, Buffalo Mutant, Rat Mutant, Bat Mutant, Cicada Mutant, and Constructicon Devastator!
Qin: WHOA!
Xenia: This is gonna be awesome!
Lola: Yeah!
Another Whale Mutant: (In a girls voice) (Scottish Accent) Aye it sure is lass!
Me: That voice!
They merged and reverted back and we saw that it was a girl with red hair, green eyes and had red angel wings and she had blue clothes and a plaid Scottish Kilt on and she had Dragon Fire Sword in her hands.
Me: (GASP) Laura McNessie!
Qin: Awesome!
Laura McNessie: You're lookin mighty fierce today J.D. lad.
Me: Been a long time Laura.
Nico: You know her?
Me: Yep and she is one of the most famous cryptozoologist researchers in the world and is even right up there with protecting the Cryptids from around the world like the Saturday Family does.
Laura McNessie: Aye and I'm also the gene-slammer for the DANGER! Duel monsters.
We gasped!
Eli: WHOA!
Qin: The Danger! Monsters! Wow!
Me: Those are the monsters based on all the legendary Cryptozoological Creatures from around the world.
Orichalcos Magician Girl: That is really awesome that you are slammed with all those. And very fitting for you as a cryptozoologist and protector of cryptids.
Laura McNessie: Aye. That is true lass.
Me: Believe it or not we saw all kinds of legendary creatures around the world. The Loch Ness Monsters, The Mothman, Bigfoot, The Mongolian Death Worm, The Thunderbird, Atmospheric Jellyfish, The Jersey Devil, the Roc, and many more. Even the Saturday's have the legendary Fiskerton Phantom with them. They named him Fisk.
Eli: And we also destroyed and killed all of the Saturday's enemies.
Laura McNessie: That's well done lads!
Eli: That was awesome.
Nico: Sorry we have to do this.
Girl Jordan: First lets separate you.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and was separated from the Anothers.
Nico: Lets get them!
We fired waves of energy and elements and blasted the Anothers and they all exploded!
EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND POWERFUL FIERY EXPLOSION!
I caught the Wonder Ride Books!
Qin: YEAH!
Nico: Now, we wait.
Maria: I'm gonna save the M.O.E. Cannon till tomorrow for the big day for Princess Amore.
Qin: Fair enough.
Nico: Yep.
Maria: After all, today is a non combat day.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: Well we don't have to wait long though!
Out came ANOTHER GRODD!
Nico: Whoa!
Grodd: Who is that good looking devil?
Qin: Like looking in the mirror.
Another Grodd: (In a girls voice) J.D. is that you?
Me: Wait. Janna?
She reverted back and it was a girl that looked like a female version of Tarzan.
Me: (GASP) Janna!
Nico: Wait I've heard about her. She was a girl that was raised by a family of Gorillas from when she was a baby.
Eli: Wow! Like how Tarzan was.
Me: Yeah.
Janna: I'm glad to see you again J.D.
Me: Same to you.
Qin: How do you know Janna?
Me: I met her on a trip to Africa and we taught her everything we know. She now protects her entire gorilla family.
Nico: Wow!
Qin: That is awesome that she is the leader of a gorilla family.
Camie: Kerchak, Tarzan, Jane and friends are going to be excited to meet you.
Janna: I know they are.
Qin: How do you know Janna?
Me: I met her on a trip to Africa and we taught her everything we know. She now protects her entire gorilla family.
Nico: Wow!
Qin: That is awesome that she is the leader of a gorilla family.
Camie: Kerchak, Tarzan, Jane and friends are going to be excited to meet you.
Janna: I know they are.
Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!
Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.
Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!
Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.
Janna: No he didn't promise me anything. I used my skills from the jungle to beat him up and make a run for it.
Me: Very powerful and awesome.
Qin: Yep.
Xenia: Yeah no kidding.
Janna: It sure was. Sorry we have to fight like this.
Me: No worries.
She turned into Another Grodd!
Kaito and Zocks: Zenkaiju Gear!
They donned their Zenkaiju armor!
Nico: Time for some devastating Mind Power! (ACTIVATES GRODD AND DEVASTATOR'S RIDEWATCHES)
He fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
May: Time for some power! (ACTIVATES THUMBSKULL AND 2007'S VENOM'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired waves of energy and blasted her down.
Maria: Time for some Radioactive power. (ACTIVATES BLIGHT AND STEEL BULWARK'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired energy balls and blasted down Another Grodd!
Qin: OH YAH!
Mothra 2019: Time for some Kaiju power! (ACTIVATES DEVASTATOR'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired lasers and blasted her all over.
Then Mojo Jojo, Ape Man, Dr. Croaker, RTN Itchy, Navy and BZZT-Bot came.
Nico: Nice team Mojo.
Mojo: It is a most well built and formed team for I, Mojo Jojo!
Nico: It sure is.
?: I can help too.
An Ursaluna came!
Me: Cool an Ursaluna!
Qin: Wow!
Ursaluna: (In a girls voice) But it's great to see y'all again Nico.
Nico: Tina Venus! Wow!
She reverted back and was a girl with blond hair and had blue eyes and blue clothes and she had blue angel wings and was radiating the mysterious magic and power of the Okefenokee Swamp.
Tina Venus: I got this.
She fired waves of energy and blasted down Another Grodd and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it and brought Janna over.
Me: Yeah! Wait a second. I remember seeing you over in the Okefenokee Swamp. You're one of the legendary Swamp Angels.
Tina Venus: That's right.
Mothra: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Tina Venus: I have a lot of them. But my favorite would be when we found the legendary treasure of the Vikings of the Okefenokee.
We gasped!
Me: Whoa! They were said to be a bunch of Bloodthirsty warriors that live in the secluded parts of the swamp and anyone that goes into their territory never returns alive.
Nico: Yep and we faced them and got their treasure.
She showed an ancient Okefenokee Sword.
Nicole: (GASP) The Sword of Cipactli! That is something I was trying to find for years. That is really cool.
Tina Venus: It sure is.
Nico and Tina hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Tina Venus: Same here to y'all Nico.
Me: Lets get home and report this to Lady Hokage.
We went back home and did so.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Brandon Skellington, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, Thing, Babs Bunny, Selena Logan, Samurai Jack Sirens, Bulk Biceps, and Susie are heading to Leona Wicherek's home planet Aeros, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the four girls here, but he's also going to meet Leona Wicherek's parents and he's also going to rescue the Universe 666 versions of Miia the Lamia and her friends and destroy the kidnappers who kidnapped them, Leona Wicherek's Bringer of Chaos siblings, her younger sister, Ciana, and her older brother, Bodhi.
Me: Whoa, where are we? This is one awesome sky planet!
Lincoln: (GASPS) Oh man, I know where we are, we're on Leona Wicherek's home planet, Aeros, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the four girls here, but he's also going to meet Leona Wicherek's parents and I'm also going to rescue the Universe 666 versions of Miia the Lamia and her friends and destroy the kidnappers who kidnapped them, Leona Wicherek's Bringer of Chaos siblings, her younger sister, Ciana, and her older brother, Bodhi.
Leona Wicherek: This is going to be so awesome, you're going to meet my parents, Linky, and I should've known that Ciana and Bodhi would be our targets. Years ago, those two troublemakers had tried to start trouble with you and they've threatened to break us up and/or kill you.
Thing: Just like with the siblings of Selina and Marina, now we've got to deal with your siblings as well.
Lincoln: I'll do to them just like what I've done to Melanie and Marcus Almenara and Kai and Cordelia Kaimana. There's the castle, let's head in to meet Leona's parents, and then, we get after her vile siblings.
We arrived at the royal palace of Leona Wicherek's parents, and we headed for the throne room, and we were greeted by Marina Kaimana's parents: her dad, Aeolian Wicherek, a 8'3" giant muscular man with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, green hair, green sclera, green eyes, massive green angel wings, and he has on black shorts with winds, green loincloth around the waist with gold belt and green gem for the buckle, and he has a massive greatsword holstered on his back, and her mother, Canace Wicherek, a 7'9" beautiful woman with the body of a goddess, green hair, green sclera, green eyes, massive green angel wings, and she has on a green crop top and green shorts.
Leona Wicherek: Mom, Dad.
Aeolian Wicherek: Leona, it's so good to see you here. And you've also brought Team Loud Phoenix Storm with you along with your future husband, Lincoln, right?
Lincoln: Yes, that's correct, Mr. Wicherek.
Canace Wicherek: You're indeed everything my daughter says you are, Lincoln, and we can already guess she marked you when you both met again.
Me: Yes, that's right.
Nico: And Leona told us about your other children, her older brother, Bodhi, and her younger sister, Ciana, who are going to try to start trouble with him and they've been threatening to break them up and/or kill Lincoln.
Canace Wicherek: Yes, that's correct. Leona's also right about calling them bringers of chaos. For so many years, those two have started trouble and caused so much havoc on Aeros, it's not funny, and threatening to ruin the relationship of Lincoln and Leona and even threatening Lincoln's life, that is truly unforgivable.
Aeolian Wicherek: Indeed.
Suddenly, we saw a beautiful and super sexy girl with long crimson red hair with two white streaks and red hairband, blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful red angel wings, she's dressed in a red coat with a coat of arms on it, white short-sleeved shirt, necklace with pearls and red gem for the pendant, black pants, white bridal gloves, black knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with flames, knights, swords, magic, dragons, light, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Infernoble Knight Renaud, in her right hand is The Sword of Hope and a pink haired girl, yellow hairband, yellow clothes with Fluttershy's cutie mark on the yellow skirt, yellow choker, white bridal gloves, yellow unicorn horn on her head, and yellow angel wings fly and they had the four girls with them.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Rebecca Renaud, Gene-Slammer of Infernoble Knight Renaud.
Rebecca Renaud: Yep, and we got the girls away from Leona's chaotic siblings. Honestly, those two are a bunch of chaos-bringing assholes.
Fluttershy: (GASPS) And that second girl with you, it's...!
Lincoln and Pinkie Pie: Eartha Calliso.
Me: You two know her?!
Lincoln: We do.
Fluttershy: I knew her from Equestria, and it was right before...
Eartha Calliso: Before I moved to Royal Woods. Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Eartha Calliso, Gene-Slammer of Fluttershy, the Nature Alicorn and Princess of Kindness, I'm Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Equestria. I'm a kind girl who loves all sorts of animals and she's also a very powerful Alicorn and very powerful master of kindness and magic, and I taught Lincoln how to cast some very powerful spells and how to dispel dark curses. Lincoln gave me a yellow neck choker, and to show my thanks, I kissed Lincoln on the lips, and when that happened, my yellow horn on her head glowed with pink light and it was a sign of true love. Plus, I'm also a dear friend of Fluttershy from long ago and our bond has remained strong to this day, and like Fluttershy, I love all sorts of animals and she's a skilled animal communicator, but I also hate Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan with a blazing passion because I'd seen what kind of people Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan are.
Nico: What did Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan do to earn your wrath?
Eartha Calliso: Those five were waiting for Lincoln in an ambush, and then, they'd come charging at him to kill him in another attempt at his life, but I saved Lincoln as I charged in and kicked them into a nearby fence and they got knocked out because of just how strong I am. I dragged them home and told the family of what they tried to do to Lincoln, and not only did they get grounded for a month, but I even used Fluttershy's Stare on them, and it made them wet their pants in fright, and they ran up to their rooms and locked their doors.
We gasped.
Me: The dark sides of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan made them truly evil and deranged monsters!
Laney: We warned them numerous times about this, but no, they refused to listen and they had their heads too far up their butts, and I wished someone would come and put those five in their place.
Lincoln: That task was always left to my Guardian Angels to put them in her place. And it's awesome to see you again, Eartha.
Eartha Calliso: You too, Lincoln. And whoa! You've really had quite a growth spurt, not to mention you've still been hitting the gym like crazy, look at those massive upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs! And Fluttershy, you really have changed a lot since we last met.
Fluttershy: I sure have, and I'm not only among his many future wives, but I'm also a loving mother of many kids.
Fluttershy showed Eartha Calliso the pictures of hers and Lincoln's kids and newborns and her jaw hit the floor.
CLANG!
Fluttershy helped put her mouth back in.
Eartha Calliso: Whoa, Lincoln's now a father?! Well, his dad did have a lot of kids, so I guess it's no surprise though. And given the huge combo of the diet we gave him, his hyperpuberty, genes, and many others, Lincoln really grew into the type of man that any girl would want for a husband: extremely strong, handsome, super brave, courageous, and always stands up to injustice.
Suddenly, Lincoln went up to and hugged Eartha Calliso in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Then, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on her neck with pink gems on the gold lightning bolts and yellow crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Fluttershy: Wow, I knew that was coming! Now, you're part of his harem and are now his future wives. But, I'd save the kissing for later, let's get after Leona's siblings before they get after us.
Aeolian Wicherek: They've been sighted 200 clicks from the palace.
Lincoln: Whoa, that was quick!
Canace Wicherek : When trouble arises because of any attacking enemies or Ciana and Bodhi, you always have to be ready for anything, and they have the Universe 666 versions of Miia the Lamia and her friends held hostage.
Miia the Lamia: We have to save them at once, knowing just how murderous and insane Leona's two siblings are, they're going to try and kill them before we get there in time.
We headed outside to hunt down our targets: Ciana and Bodhi Wicherek. Lincoln saw the Universe 666 versions of Miia the Lamia and her friends, and they're bound and held over a pit of lava. Lincoln fired blasts of rainbow energy and freed them and brought them to him, and they got behind him.
Suddenly, we saw the two people who Leona talked about: her older brother, Bodhi Wicherek, a 8'3" giant muscular man with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, green hair, green sclera, green eyes, massive green angel wings, and he has on black shorts with winds, green loincloth around the waist with gold belt and green gem for the buckle, and he has a massive greatsword holstered on his back, and her younger sister, Ciana Wicherek, a 7'9" girl with the body of a goddess, green hair, green sclera, green eyes, massive green angel wings, and she has on a green crop top and green shorts.
Ciana Wicherek: You goddamn stupid white-haired freak, so you're still together with our idiot sister?!
Bodhi Wicherek: We'll kill you, and we'll make that stupid bitch learn her place like the dog that she is!
Ciana and Bodhi Wicherek marched towards Lincoln with murderous intent to kill him, but before Sebastian could get at them, Lincoln slashed at them with his right hand's gold-armored claws on his fingers!
Ciana Wicherek: WHAT THE?!
Then, Lincoln fired wind blasts at them and sent them crashing into a wall!
Bodhi Wicherek: Dad, Mom, do something about this insect!
Canace Wicherek: No. We've had it up to hear with you two little parasites.
Aeolian Wicherek: Your mother, Leona, and I have had it up to hear with you two for the last time. For years, you two have caused a ton of trouble with you two running wild and causing havoc. Lincoln is a wonderful young man and we're proud of Leona getting together with him, and over our dead bodies will we ever let you two get any closer to hurt him!
Bodhi and Ciana were really panicking now: their parents have seriously got them on the ropes now!
Ciana Wicherek: W-what are you and Mom talking about, Dad? If that white-haired freak marries that bitch, Leona, he'll be part of our family, and we don't want it!
Canace Wicherek: We've already seen just what kind of man Lincoln is: he's smart, extremely strong, brave, courageous, manly, and not afraid to stand up for everyone around him. He's already proven himself many times to Leona, and she's always protected him from danger. We already approved of Lincoln even before they came here to Aeros while you two have been running wild without a care in the world and are still causing mayhem and chaos on Aeros. The hell you mean Bringer of Chaos, the only two people worthy of that dirty shameful title are you and Bodhi, Ciana.
Ciana Wicherek: N-no way!
Aeolian Wicherek: We held you both in the same high regard as Leona as part of our family, but what with the chaos and mayhem you've caused on Aeros, and the constant planning of trying to break Leona and Lincoln up and/or kill Lincoln so Leona could suffer from heartbreak of losing the man she loves, you two will never be forgiven! You hear me?
Bodhi and Ciana were in shock!
Canace Wicherek: And we've also decided on this: you two will forever be disowned and we're cutting ties with you both forever!
Leona Wicherek: Same with me. You two bringers of chaos have caused me enough trouble to last an eternity. Lincoln, would you be so kind?
Lincoln: Gladly.
We saw the sclera of Lincoln's eyes turn green, his deep sapphire eyes turn deep green, and the rainbow iris of his Third Eye turn green, and he also has green wind tattoos on his massive muscular forearms: Lincoln's turned into his own Aerosapien form.
Nico: WHOA!
Aeolian Wicherek: This was due to Leona marking Lincoln and Lincoln marking Leona, and he now has his own Aerosapien form, that's quite impressive.
Bodhi Wicherek: YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME! YOU'RE CHOOSING THAT FREAK OVER US!
Aeolian Wicherek, Canace Wicherek, and Leona Wicherek: WITHOUT HESITATION!
Ciana and Bodhi Wicherek: NOOOO!
Sylvester: All the same, now no one's going to say a kind word to you two moth-munching parasites.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: And for what you two tried to do to me and Leona, you deserve the same punishment that I gave Pyros' Bringers of Chaos and Hydros' Bringers of Chaos. Let's get them!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Darren Arcangela, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Thing and his team, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Bodhi and Canace Wicherek and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Lincoln then grabbed Bodhi Wicherek's neck with his large left hand and he sucked out his incredibly strong cosmic wind powers and massive muscle mass, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. When Lincoln let go, Bodhi Wicherek was now thin as a rake and he didn't have any of his wind powers anymore nor his immortality.
Then, Lincoln turned and grabbed Ciana Wicherek's neck with his large left hand and he sucked out her incredibly strong cosmic wind powers and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. When Lincoln let go, Ciana Wicherek didn't have any of her water powers anymore nor her immortality.
Leona Wicherek: And not only did you two get stripped of your incredibly strong cosmic wind powers and massive muscle mass, but also, you've been stripped of your immortality since you two were nothing but pure evil.
Ciana Wicherek: YOU BITCH! WE'LL KILL YOU BOTH!
Lincoln fired powerful green wind blades from his massive greatsword and they pierced Ciana and Bodhi Wicherek and they exploded and they were both sent to The Black Gates forever. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Then, Aeros was suddenly beamed to our solar system and is also close by to the World Tree Estate.
Nico: I get it now, once the Bringers of Chaos are defeated and sent to The Black Gates, the planets will be beamed to our solar system.
Lincoln: And put under our protection, and that's another pair of moth-munching parasites will never be part of our family ever. (To Rebecca Renaud) And it's so good to see you again, Rebecca Renaud.
Rebecca Renaud: You too, Linky, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Rebecca Renaud and he hugged her, and Rebecca Renaud is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Rebecca Renaud: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know this sexy hot mama?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., this is Rebecca Renaud, Gene-Slammer of Infernoble Knight Renaud, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a very powerful wielder of fire magic and a very powerful swordswoman and a member of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table. She trained me both in the art of swordsmanship and magic, and I became a very powerful swordsman and master of magic, and she also taught me much about the Code of Chivalry and really instilled what it means to be a true hero, to fight with both courage and honor, to protect those I love and hold dear to my heart, and never to let those with such malice and evil in their black hearts get away with their crimes. Plus, you're going to love hearing this: Rebecca Renaud is the descendant of Renaud de Montauban.
Me: The legendary hero and knight which appeared in a 12th-century Old French chanson de geste known as The Four Sons of Aymon. The eldest of the four sons of Duke Aymon and older brother of Richard, Alard and Guiscard, their cousin is the magician Maugris and Renaud possesses the magical horse Bayard and the sword Froberge.
Melanie Artorgius: The very one. Lincoln made her a red coat with the coat of arms of Royal Woods' Knights of The Michigan Table along with a beautiful necklace, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips after their training, and Rebecca Renaud hates Lewis Travolta with a very blazing passion. One day, Rebecca Renaud and Lincoln along with the rest of the Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table were having a meeting at our castle, but then, the alarm triggered, and we saw who it was that had triggered the alarm: it was Lewis Travolta, and he brought with him an army of musclebound thugs he hired. Rebecca Renaud and Lincoln went out there along with the rest of the Knights, and she slays them with her greatsword. It drove that gluttonous jerk into a blood-crazed fury, but before he could get after them, Lincoln and Rebecca Renaud fired chains of fire which bound that jerk and tied him up. Lincoln called his family and his sisters for this, and needless to say, everyone wanted his head on a pike! But, Lincoln wasn't surprised, Lewis Travolta tried to kill him many times in the past, but in the end, his plan failed, and not only did he get a severe beating from his sisters and parents, he also got arrested and sent back to jail, and to make sure he didn't try to get revenge, Rebecca Renaud and Lincoln casted a spell to prevent him from coming after them because messing with the descendant of Renaud de Montauban and one of the members of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table will have dire and disastrous consequences.
Nico: That glutton always has to find some way to piss off the Loud Family.
Me: Just like with the rest of Royal Woods' jerks.
Lincoln: That glutton may have found ways to put us a bad mood with his antics, but karma always gets him back in the worst way imaginable.
Selene Emperyous: Which is basically getting his hide handed to him and brutally beaten up in the worst way imaginable.
Lincoln: Exactly, Selene.
Suddenly, Lincoln was jumped by the Universe 666 versions of Miia the Lamia and her friends, and he was kissed all over the place in a very seductive manner, and when they were done, Lincoln's entire body was atomic red, his face, massive body, and eight-pack abs were literally covered in kissy marks and steam was whistling out of his ears.
We snickered.
Luna: Sorry, dude, but you realize what happens when you wind up rescuing a group of smoking hot babes.
Lincoln got back up.
Lincoln: I had to save them from those two moth-munching parasites or they would kill them, and now that you're here, Rebecca.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Rebecca Renaud in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Rebecca Renaud: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Rebecca Renaud's neck with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Rebecca Renaud: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Rebecca Renaud.
Rebecca Renaud had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her, and he leaned down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them, then, we went up to the four girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, they immediately recognized them. The four girls are Kokoro Otome, Chii Adachi, Meguri Harukaza, and Tokoyo Yuugure from Koibana Ren'ai.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Kokoro Otome, Chii Adachi, Meguri Harukaza, and Tokoyo Yuugure from Koibana Ren'ai.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Kokoro Otome: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Kokoro Otome and the other three girls saw who it was that saved them from Bodhi and Ciana Wicherek, Aeros' Bringers of Chaos, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white choker collar with gold accents and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura around him.
Kokoro Otome: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made three clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Kokoro Otome: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Kokoro Otome, Chii Adachi, Meguri Harukaza, and Tokoyo Yuugure colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The World Tree Estate and the rest of the team was shocked to find out the villains we went after were Leona Wicherek's Bringer of Chaos siblings, Ciana and Bodhi Wicherek, and even worse, they kidnapped and tried to kill the Universe 666 versions of Miia the Lamia and her friends. THOSE TWO WERE PIECES OF TRASH!
But, when Lincoln showed what we did in viciously beating those moth-munching mongrels down, then, Lincoln grabbed and sucked out Bodhi Wicherek's muscle mass, incredibly strong cosmic wind powers, and immortality, and Ciana Wicherek's incredibly strong cosmic wind powers and immortality and sent them to The Black Gates, everyone cheered as they hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him and he had steam whistling from his ears. Lincoln, Eartha Calliso, and Rebecca Renaud have a lot of catching up to do now that they're back in town.
Maria: That's two more moth-munching parasites that you won't ever be related to in the future.
Lincoln: Yep.
Leona Wicherek: Those two were never my siblings, they were so stuck up, stupid, idiotic, moronic, and selfish, they didn't want me to be happy and delighted in seeing me miserable, but what they'd tried to do in trying to make us break up and/or kill you, that really did it! Those two ugly pigs with no manners deserved to get their ties cut by Mom and Dad.
Adreana Metrodora: We'll have trouble with our siblings on Umbras tomorrow.
Arianna Metrodora: Yeah, and this time, it's our two older brothers.
Lincoln: I'll handle them, girls, right after your parents cut their ties with them as well.
After getting rid of Aeros' Bringers of Chaos, Ciana and Bodhi Wicherek, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Rebecca Renaud and Eartha Calliso saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Rebecca Renaud: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever.
Eartha Calliso: He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Rebecca Renaud: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Eartha Calliso: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Nico: Yep. So, Rebecca, we've already heard from Eartha of her memories with Lincoln, now what of you? What memories did you have with Lincoln?
Rebecca Renaud: Oh man, I was hoping you'd ask that. Well, this one time, Lincoln and I along with the rest of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table were riding out on patrol looking for any sign of trouble and we also had the rest of his Guardian Angels with him. Suddenly, we heard a really loud belch in the air, and we saw who it was coming after us: it was Lynn, and she had a massive army of thugs with her and she was out to kill Lincoln again, that set us off. We rode out there and we'd slain every last one of the thugs, then, we turned our attention to Lynn who was already running on all fours like a rampaging bull, and we brutally thrashed that belching farting gymbag. Then, Lincoln chained her up with chains of fire and we brought her before the rest of her family, and after we told and showed them all everything, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, and Mr. and Mrs. Loud were absolutely livid at Lynn once again, and Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, and Lily pounced on Lynn, and they brutally beat her butt into the ground and I knocked her out cold before she could fart and let out stinky gas to escape from us.
Nico: Jeez.
Lincoln: Yep, then, Lynn got grounded for eighteen weeks and we threw her in a metal container.
Ellie Elsher: But, then, Lynn roared and pounded on the door with her fists trying to break out, and we all proceeded to flip her the bird and some of us even pulled a double hander and that really set that Lynn off and she roared and beat her chest like a gorilla.
Raven Ghostrick: We were really getting sick and tired of that animal always running loose and trying to kill Lincoln, but we always put her down like the rampaging monster that she is.
Me: That dark side of her was and always will be nothing more than trouble and she can never ever be forgiven.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Flare, Windy, Ninon Beart, Luise Meyrink, Nagase, Lien Neville, Mignon Beart, and Chae Lim are heading to Seaside Hill.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Flare, Windy, Ninon Beart, Luise Meyrink, Nagase, Lien Neville, Mignon Beart, and Chae Lim are dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Flare, Windy, Ninon Beart, Luise Meyrink, Nagase, Lien Neville, Mignon Beart, and Chae Lim had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Pablo and Anderson hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word those buttfaces have sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Flare: Whoa, so this is Seaside Hill, it truly is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Flare, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Flare, Windy, Ninon Beart, Luise Meyrink, Nagase, Lien Neville, Mignon Beart, and Chae Lim dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the waters and they also had a swimming race and had a lot of fun and they saw the sea life that live in there, then they went back to the beach and they also had a game of volleyball, and Flare, Windy, Ninon Beart, Luise Meyrink, Nagase, Lien Neville, Mignon Beart, and Chae Lim got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, but then, they saw hulking muscle-bound thugs hired by Pablo and Anderson coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he'd sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Flare, Windy, Ninon Beart, Luise Meyrink, Nagase, Lien Neville, Mignon Beart, and Chae Lim and they hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Flare, Windy, Ninon Beart, Luise Meyrink, Nagase, Lien Neville, Mignon Beart, and Chae Lim placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and we saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Looks like someone really had a good time at Seaside Hill, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!
Suddenly, eight Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Flare, Windy, Ninon Beart, Luise Meyrink, Nagase, Lien Neville, Mignon Beart, and Chae Lim with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Flare, Windy, Ninon Beart, Luise Meyrink, Nagase, Lien Neville, Mignon Beart, and Chae Lim are in your harem.
Twilight Sparkle: It's been a while since any of our friends have joined Lincoln's harem.
Jenna: And Pablo and Anderson had some nerve trying to kill them, those two are just making things much worse for themselves.
Serena Logan: I always knew those heartless murderous buttfaces were and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and they're just making things worse for themselves.
Rarity: And trying to kill Flare, Windy, Ninon Beart, Luise Meyrink, Nagase, Lien Neville, Mignon Beart, and Chae Lim, now those repulsive apes are really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and they should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Pablo and Anderson scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, the morons have officially lost their minds.
Maria: (Flips Pablo and Anderson the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you buttface morons!
Nico: Even after we kicked Pablo and Anderson's miserable hides, those bastards still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Flip, Lewis Travolta, Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
Inuyasha: Leave that to me. (YELLS AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS AT THE JERKS) SHUT YOUR HALF-WIT PIE HOLE, YOU HEARTLESS BUTTFACES!
Suddenly, the Beads of Subjugation on Pablo and Anderson's necks and on the necks of the jerks glowed and the amplified gravity forced the jerks to faceplant on the ground, and we laughed hysterically.
Nico: Those Beads of Subjugation really are awesome!
Lincoln: And that'll be to remand them if they so much as get anymore dumb ideas again. Remind me to add more punishments to them.
Me: We'll do just that.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Lincoln VS. Dull 'Reactor' Bookworm, a member of The Exterminators from Ratchet: Deadlocked, and he's come back for revenge on Ratchet and Clank. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and Ratchet, Clank, you're not going to like it: the figure we sensed was none other than Dull 'Reactor' Bookworm, a member of The Exterminators, and he's come back for revenge on you two.
Ratchet: Now, Reactor is back, I thought we'd never have to see him again!
Clank: But, there was no doubt he'd come back for revenge on us.
Roxanne Lucius: Well, there's no way I'm going to let him get away with this, I'm going to send his miserable body into the scrapyard!
Ratchet: Yikes, why do I have the feeling things are about to get dark?
Nico: Uh oh, when you get an Lumasapien that mad, you better watch out! Alright, gang, let's go, we may not have a mission for today, but we still need to put a stop to Reactor.
Lincoln: I'm so going to enjoy absorbing that robot into my body and gaining his weapons and powers.
Roxanne Lucius: You better be ready to be turned into scrap metal, Reactor, now you're about to face the wrath of my entire race!
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and we headed out to the park to confront Dull 'Reactor' Bookworm and destroy him.
We arrived at the park to hunt down our next target: Dull 'Reactor' Bookworm.
Lincoln: Alright, he should be here somewhere. (Geiger Counter going crazy) My Geiger counter is now going crazy.
Me: I still can't believe that he has a reactor built into him, that's nuts!
Nico: Big time.
?: RATCHET, CLANK, I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE ON YOU FOR DESTROYING DREADZONE AND RUINING ME!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large search pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the ten coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large rainbow orbs orbiting around Rainbow Dash's legs, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the ten large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Ratchet: Oh great, I knew there was no mistaking that voice from anywhere. You better get out her right now, Reactor, before someone blasts you out!
A figure came out, and it was none other than Dull 'Reactor' Bookworm, a member of The Exterminators
Ratchet: You've got some nerve showing your face again, Reactor. You just don't even know when to quit!
Reactor: I'll have your head for this, Lombax!
Roxanne Lucius fired a powerful light blast which hit Reactor and sent him crashing into a tree.
Roxanne Lucius: If anyone's dying here today, it's going to be you.
Suddenly, Roxanne Lucius's yellow eyes turned neon yellow and she was surrounded by a white and yellow energy aura with stars, light, aliens, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her Alien Ammonite, Alien Dog, Alien Grey, Alien Kid, Alien Shocktrooper M-Frame, and Alien Stealthbuster-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Reactor, she left white and yellow energy, stars, light, aliens, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Roxanne Lucius: You really really make me sick, you took great delight in putting so many innocent humans and creatures just so you can slake your thirst for killing innocent people, but what makes you truly sick and twisted is that you also get a sick kick in killing heroes. You really are nothing more than a monster who deserves to die, Reactor, as the Gene-Slammer of Alien Alien Ammonite, Alien Dog, Alien Grey, Alien Kid, Alien Shocktrooper M-Frame, and Alien Stealthbuster and warrior of the Lumasapien race, I hereby sentence you to death for everything that you've done!
Suddenly, Roxanne Lucius was surrounded by a massive vortex of white and yellow energy with stars and light surrounding the vortex, there are aliens, phoenixes, angels, and Alien Ammonite, Alien Dog, Alien Grey, Alien Kid, Alien Shocktrooper M-Frame, and Alien Stealthbuster flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a gold phoenix with blood red eyes glaring at Reactor: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Roxanne Lucius emerged, but she was changed forever.
Roxanne Lucius grew from 7'0" to 7'9" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has golden yellow highlights in the bangs of her long white hair, she has neon yellow eyes and a white and yellow energy aura with stars, light, aliens, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has the Light Kanji in the hands of Alien Ammonite, Alien Dog, Alien Grey, Alien Kid, Alien Shocktrooper M-Frame, and Alien Stealthbuster emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with yellow iris, she has on alien earrings with yellow gems for eyes and holding the Light, Star, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Alien Ammonite, Alien Dog, Alien Grey, Alien Kid, Alien Shocktrooper M-Frame, and Alien Stealthbuster with yellow gems for eyes and holding the Light, Star, and Eternity Kanjis in their hands on the bottom of her yellow alien-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with yellow crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and yellow gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Roxanne Lucius has on a sleeveless yellow crop top, yellow skirt, yellow knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, light, aliens, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Alien Ammonite, Alien Dog, Alien Grey, Alien Kid, Alien Shocktrooper M-Frame, and Alien Stealthbuster surrounded by stars and light. Suddenly, Arianna Metrodora felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive white angel wings with golden yellow tips on the large white feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long white wolf tails with golden yellow tips and golden yellow markings, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with white gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.
Suddenly, Roxanne Lucius' massive Alien Ammonite, Alien Dog, Alien Grey, Alien Kid, Alien Shocktrooper M-Frame, and Alien Stealthbuster-themed greatsword and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of white and golden yellow energy, stars, light, aliens, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Roxanne Lucius' Lumasapien Galactic Darkness Alien Ammonite, Alien Dog, Alien Grey, Alien Kid, Alien Shocktrooper M-Frame, and Alien Stealthbuster Greatsword of Eternal Umbrasapien Galactic Darkness Umbrasapien Alien Ammonite, Alien Dog, Alien Grey, Alien Kid, Alien Shocktrooper M-Frame, and Alien Stealthbuster Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded golden yellow gems and Alien Ammonite, Alien Dog, Alien Grey, Alien Kid, Alien Shocktrooper M-Frame, and Alien Stealthbuster etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged white blade, large white alien heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with large golden yellow gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large white alien heads and below the white alien heads is a large white angel head with golden yellow gems for eyes and yellow gem in its mouth for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with golden yellow gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left large gold cuff Bracer, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold versions of Alien Ammonite, Alien Dog, Alien Grey, Alien Kid, Alien Shocktrooper M-Frame, and Alien Stealthbuster's heads with golden gems for eyes and large golden yellow gems in their mouths for the belt buckle and around the belt on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a golden yellow kanji below Alien Ammonite, Alien Dog, Alien Grey, Alien Kid, Alien Shocktrooper M-Frame, and Alien Stealthbuster that said, "Roxanne Lucius, Gene-Slammer of Alien Ammonite, Alien Dog, Alien Grey, Alien Kid, Alien Shocktrooper M-Frame, and Alien Stealthbuster, Very Powerful, Sexy, and Immortal Lumasapien from Planet Lucius, Powerful Warrior and Tactician, Powerful Light Master, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher of Lincoln's Many Enemies, Destroyer of Dull 'Reactor' Bookworm, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Light, Stars, Angels, Phoenixes, and Lumasapiens"
ロクサーヌ・ルシウス、エイリアン・アンモナイトのジーン・スラマー、エイリアン・ドッグ、エイリアン・グレイ、エイリアン・キッド、エイリアン・ショックトルーパーMフレーム、そしてエイリアン・ステルスバスター、惑星ルシアスの非常にパワフルでセクシー、そして不滅のルマサピエン、強力な戦士と戦術家、強力なライトマスター、愛情深い守護天使であり、リンカーンの将来の妻であるラウド、リンカーンの多くの敵を粉砕する者、鈍い「リアクター」本の虫を破壊する者、邪悪で狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなしを破壊する者にして殺戮者、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして光のマスター、スター、エンジェル、フェニックス、ルマサピエンス
Suddenly, Roxanne Lucius' immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!
Roxanne Lucius has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ALIEN AMMONITE-ALIEN DOG-ALIEN GREY-ALIEN KID-ALIEN SHOCKTROOPER M-FRAME-ALIEN STEALTHBUSTERA-LUMASAPIEN-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA ALIEN LIGHT LUMSAPIEN GODDESS COSMIC DARKNESS ALIEN LIGHT LUMSAPIEN GODDESS ANGEL OF DIVINE ALIEN LIGHT LUMASAPIEN GODDESS COSMIC LIGHT ALIEN LIGHT LUMASAPIEN GODDESS ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE ALIEN LIGHT LUMASAPIEN GODDESS COSMIC LIGHT ALIEN LIGHT LUMASAPIEN GODDESS ANGEL LOVE!
We were really amazed by Roxanne Lucius' Super Angel-Alien Ammonite-Alien Dog-Alien Grey-Alien Kid-Alien Shocktrooper M-Frame-Alien Stealthbuster-Lumasapien Goddess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Reactor saw it, he ran at her to kill her, but Roxanne Lucius fired a massive and powerful barrage of white and golden yellow energy, stars, light, aliens, phoenixes, and angels at Reactor, and they exploded as they hit him and he got blown into a wall, he got back up, but now, he was mega pissed off.
Me: WHOA!
Nico: UH OH! NOW, THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET WILD!
Lincoln: You got that right, Nico. This is exactly what happens when you really get a Lumasapien mad.
Roxanne Lucius: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Light Alien Light Lumasapien Goddess Angel and Divine Cosmic Light Alien Light Lumasapien Goddess Angel Love) Yep, you make me or anyone of my race mad, you're going to be destroyed the light of Lucius, Now, let's destroy this robotic monster, Linky.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Roxanne Lucius.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You're not laying one hand on Ratchet and Clank, Reactor. The only thing awaiting you is death by our hands.
Roxanne Lucius and Lincoln went after Reactor, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, white and golden yellow energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spiders, whales, monkeys, hummingbirds, lizards, giants, condors, cats, llamas, dogs, snakes, spirals, wings, snakes, trees, crocodiles, herons, fish, dark dragons, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Ghouls, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Yetis, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Reactor and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Roxanne Lucius also attack them with punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they smashed him all over with their immense and extremely powerful superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving him mad.
Reactor tried to run at them, but Lincoln teleported right behind him, and he placed his left hand on Reactor's back. Suddenly, The Eviscerator glowed with blue light, and then, Lincoln absorbed the powerful nuclear robot into his body and he also gained his weapons and strength. Then, an energy card with Reactor's soul imprisoned inside appeared in Lincoln's left hand, and as soon as the Judgement Kanji appeared on his forehead, Reactor was sent to The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly for what Roxanne Lucius and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down, and Roxanne Lucius' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and massive white angel wings are permanent.
Roxanne Lucius: That'll teach you, Reactor, to never mess with the galaxy nor with its inhabitants. Thanks for helping me get rid of Reactor, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Roxanne.
Suddenly, Roxanne Lucius wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Roxanne Lucius' face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and Alien Ammonite, Alien Dog, Alien Grey, Alien Kid, Alien Shocktrooper M-Frame, and Alien Stealthbuster flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and light behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Roxanne Lucius absorbed the elemental forces and light and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Nico: Whoa, oh man, now that's what I call a epic fight of Lumasapien Angel VS. Sadistic DreadZone Robot, Lincoln, Roxanne, you two really showed him no mercy, and that was one slick move you made appearing behind him, and as soon as you put your hand on him, you absorbed him and gained his weapons and strength, Lincoln.
Lincoln: Yep. No evil cyborg and robot's safe from me.
Me: You got that right.
Nico: Yeah, he was a monster. So, Lincoln, which Noble Knight Gene-Slammer are you going to meet tomorrow?
Lincoln: I was saving the best for last: tomorrow, we're going to meet a Fusion Gene-Slammer of Infernoble Knight Roland, Infernoble Knight Captain Roland, Noble Knight Artorigus, and Ignoble Knight of High Laundsallyn.
Melanie Artorgius: (GASPS) Oh man, and there's only one person who'd be Gene-Slammed into Infernoble Knight Roland, Infernoble Knight Captain Roland, Noble Knight Artorigus, and Ignoble Knight of High Laundsallyn: Rachel Roland, and you guys are going to love meeting her, Rachel Roland is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a very powerful wielder of fire and darkness magic and a very powerful swordswoman and a powerful member of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table. She trained Lincoln both in the art of swordsmanship and magic, and he became a very powerful swordsman and master of magic, and she also taught him much about the Code of Chivalry and really instilled what it means to be a true hero, to fight with both courage and honor, to protect those he loves and holds dear to his heart, and never to let those with such malice and evil in their black hearts get away with their crimes. Plus, you're going to love hearing this: Rachel Roland is the descendant of Roland.
We gasped in total shock.
Me: The Frankish military leader under Charlemagne who became one of the principal figures in the literary cycle known as the Matter of France, but his historical counterpart is the military governor of the Breton March responsible for defending Francia's frontier against the Bretons and was part of the Frankish rearguard killed in retribution by the Basques in Iberia at the Battle of Roncevaux Pass.
Katara Chevalierflamboyant: (French Accent) That's right, plus, Lincoln made her a red coat with the coat of arms of Royal Woods' Knights of The Michigan Table along with a beautiful necklace, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips after their training, and Rachel Roland hates Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies with a very blazing passion. One day, Rachel Roland and Lincoln along with the rest of the Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table were having a meeting at our castle, but then, the alarm triggered, and they saw who it was that had triggered the alarm: it was Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies, and they brought with them a very massive army of musclebound thugs they hired in a last-ditch effort to destroy us all. Rachel Roland and Lincoln went out there along with the rest of the Knights, and we'd slain every last one of them. It drove them into a blood-crazed fury, but before they could get after us, Lincoln and Rachel Roland fired chains of fire and darkness which bound them and tied them up.
Nico: Did he call his parents and nice sisters?
Lincoln: Yep, and needless to say, they wanted their heads on a pike.
Me: Should've known they would do something like this.
Lincoln: I know, but I wasn't surprised, Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies tried to kill him many times in the past, but in the end, their ultimate plan failed, and not only did Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan get a severe beating from the nice sisters, Chandler, his goons, Scoots, Flip, Pablo, Anderson, Lewis Travolta, Killjoy Huggins, and Becky Blickensderfer got arrested and sent to jail, or in that unibrow pest's case, sent flying back to Great Lakes City, and to make sure they didn't try to get revenge, Rachel Roland and I casted a spell to prevent them from coming after us.
Me: Yeah, messing with the descendant of Roland and one of the members of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table will have dire and disastrous consequences.
Nico: Jeez, that was literally one epic fight that you all fought against the coalition of Lincoln's hated enemies and the mean sisters!
Lincoln: This happened before, but we'd triumphed over the whole lot of them many times, but this was indeed the biggest achievement The Knights of The Michigan Table has ever achieved ever since we'd formed.
Melanie Artorgius: You got that right, Lincoln, it was one event that we'd remember forever: the day The Knights of The Michigan Table had defeated the coalition of our hated enemies.
We were watching TV
Billy: Hey guys!
Me: Oh hey Billy.
Billy: I have a new friend for you all.
Qin: Really? I hope it's not a monster.
Billy: No it's not.
Nico: Billy, who's this friend you want us to meet?
Billy: She's right here. Everyone meet Daisy a…
Me: (GASP) Chupacabra!?
We saw that Daisy was really a CHUPACABRA! The legendary Bloodsucker from South American Folklore!
Me: Whoa I thought it was just a legend!
Nico: A Chupacabra!?
I went over and picked it up.
Me: Never in all my life have I seen one before. Billy where did you find a Chupacabra like this?
Billy: Oh one time she came out of the TV when me, Grim and Mandy were watching an Underworld video on them.
Lola: Whoa!
Me: Boy she sure is a cute one.
Her sucker was going at me.
Me: Now now little one you don't want to drink my blood. It's poisonous.
Yenaldoshi: I think she'll be a good member of my team.
Me: I was just about to say the same thing.
Billy: That's a great idea.
Nico: You know Dexter once told me he made a Chupacabra.
Me: Did he really?
Nico: Yep. His name is Charlie and he was made to scare Dee Dee.
Xenia: Geez!
Yenaldoshi then smelled something.
Me: What is it?
Yenaldoshi: I smell idiots doing stuff.
Me: Uh oh.
Nico: Like what?
Yenaldoshi followed the smell.
We followed and went down to the surface of the planet and then went to the school and to our shock and horror we were greeted by a crazy and rather HORRIBLE AND HORRIFYING SIGHT! We saw an idiotic douchebag moron giving drugs and beer to kids!? WHAT THE FUCK!
Me: OH! MY! GOD!
Qin: What the hell!?
Already, the kids were high on beer, marijuana, cocaine, vaping pens, crack, and weed. A kid high on crack walked up to us.
Kid: I'm going to kill you for talking my baby!
Me: What baby!? You're too young!
KROW!
He punched me square in the face and knocked me down!
Me: OUCH!
Then he grabbed my neck and was smashed my head into the the ground!
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!
I grabbed the kid with my tail and coughed.
Me: (COUGH) GEEZ! What the fuck are you thinking kid!?
A kid high on weed walked up to us.
Kid 2: (Flirting with Maria) Hey beautiful. Want a smoke with me?
Maria: No thank you.
Me: These kids are really high! Whoever is doing this is in a lot of deep shit trouble!
Nico: Big time!
A kid high on cocaine walked up to us.
Kid 3: You stole my purse!
CRUNCH!
He kicked Nico square in the crotch!
Me: (WINCES) OUCH!
Eli: AI YI YI!
Nico fell onto the ground and the kid was kicking his head!
A kid high on a vaping pen walked up to us.
Kid 4: You know vaping is not bad.
Me: Maybe for you but are too young to be vaping and it's dangerous.
I grabbed the kid kicking Nico.
Me: We got to stop this.
Xenia: Wait look!
We saw a man that looked like a hippie giving all the illegal stuff to the kids.
Me: Wait a second. I know him! That's Reginald Moonbeam. He's the leader of a hippie cult that gives beer, marijuana, cocaine, vaping pens, crack, and weed to kids! He claims it's "Cool" and gets kids to be free!
A kid high on marijuana walked up to us.
Kid 5: You know Marijuana makes me dance!
Nico: Kid that is not good for you.
Me: Sheila and Tom are going to have a helluva field day with this.
Nico: So are all these kids parents.
Then a drunk kid with beer came.
Kid 6: (Slurred Speech) Yeah hey buddy. I'll have a triple cheeseburger, large fries and do you sell pants?
He then threw up on Nico.
Nico: OH SICK!
Maria washed him off.
Nico: Okay we got to stop this now!
Xenia: And fast.
Maria: I'll call it in.
Maria did so.
We went at Reginald Moonbeam!
Me: Okay Hippie Boy the jig is up!
Reginald Moonbeam: Whoa! Far out dudes.
Me: This is 2023 you nimrod! These kids are not supposed to have drugs and beer like this!
Poromon: They should only have beer. Not any other kinds of drugs!
Nico: Poromon!
Poromon: Sorry.
Nico: No kid should EVER! Have any kind of drug or alcohol.
Reginald Moonbeam: Well as they say.. Time for this groovy guy to…
Sheila and Tom grabbed him before he could run.
Sheila: Go to jail!
Me: For the rest of his natural life for selling contributing to the delinquency of minors and possession of thousands of kilos of drugs.
Tom Lair: Yep. He's going to jail forever.
Reginald Moonbeam: NOOOOOO!
He was loaded and sent to the Neptune Prison.
Nico: Now lets get these kids detoxed.
Several kids approached the Underground Girls.
Sydney: Uh oh.
Varie then detoxed them and they were cured but they had splitting headaches.
Varie cured all the kids and they were crying and the parents came and they hugged their kids
Poromon: For the record, me and the other mascots like beer, not other kinds of drugs!
Nico: We know that.
The kids then cried and hugged their parents and then wer got all the drugs and stuff into vans.
Roger Smith: I would like some cocaine.
Stan Smith: Roger no! No cocaine for you!
Me: Yeah Roger.
Roger Smith: (POUTS)
We later told the kids parents what happened and they were shocked.
Nico: Yeah it was awful.
Roger Smith: I was gonna use some cocaine to build a throne!
Me: Pfft yeah right.
Xenia: But either way we stopped a massive operation.
Nico: Yeah.
Yenaldoshi: Let me sniff around just in case
He went and did so and then 20 minutes later came back.
Yenaldoshi: All clear.
Me: Great.
Qin: Thank goodness.
Nico: How did they even get past school security?!
Me: It's summer vacation Nico.
Nico: Oh right.
Qin: Yeah.
?: That jerk really had it coming.
We saw a Kleavor come.
Me: Whoa a Kleavor!
Xenia: Cool!
Kleavor: (In a girls voice) What he was doing to these kids was outrageously wrong on so many levels.
Nico: Kayla Cladius!? Whoa.
She reverted back and was a girl with brown hair and had blue eyes and blue shorts and shirt on.
Kayla Cladius: Awesome to see you again Nico.
Nico: Same here.
Maria: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Kayla Cladius: When Nico fought a mad martial arts chef at a restaurant we were at and defended me and he ate his heart in front of him and made everyone hurl their guts out.
Nico: I did what happened in Dumb & Dumber and it was funny.
We laughed hysterically!
Me: (LAUGHS) THAT ALWAYS CRACKS ME UP!
Xenia: (LAUGHS) That was funny!
Nico: (LAUGHS) Yeah that was funny! His heart tasted like Mongolian Chow Mein.
Xenia: Nice.
Me: Whoa.
Nico and Kayla hugged.
Nico: I've missed ya.
Kayla Cladius: Same here.
May: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Basculegion, Sneasler and Overqwil.
Me: Ooh! Nice!
Qin: Yeah!
Lola: Yep.
We later went back home and then we were getting ready for our annual camping trip to Winsome Falls
Poromon: Why don't you have just me and the others mascots go camping?
Me: Because we all have to go. It's part of the fun.
Qin: Yeah it wouldn't be fun if you were the only ones.
Poromon: You're right. It is fun.
Qin: Yep.
We got our gear.
Vypra and the M.O.E. Came.
Vypra: We're ready guys.
Me: Awesome.
Poliwag: How about this? Me and the mascots will each tell a scary story!
Nico: Fair enough.
Qin: Yeah.
We got our stuff ready and loaded it on our backs.
Me: All right we're all set.
Camie: Cool!
Nico: Lets head out.
We were off to Winsome Falls.
We were dressed up and ready and we were off.
We walked the whole way and it was fun and then we arrived.
Nico: Here we are!
We saw that we were at Winsome Falls!
Qin: Winsome Falls!
Sakura Knudson: Wow! It's beautiful!
Lola: It sure is.
We got the tents and everything set up.
Allie Wilde: Boy this is always fun here.
Nico: It sure is!
Later that night we had an awesome campfire set up.
Maria: I got the marshmallows!
Me: Awesome!
Raj: (Hindu Accent) Always love a good marshmallow!
We made a S'Mores pizza and more.
Qin: Boy love good s'mores.
Me: And good stew on the fire.
Poromon: Now here is the first story from me.
Rainbow Dash: Okay, everybody get comfortable, 'cause we're about to tell you the best stories you've ever heard.
Scootaloo: Is it about the time when Rarity had wings, and then they got ruined, and then you saved her from plummeting to her doom?
Rainbow Dash: Okay, maybe it's the second best story you've ever heard.
Poromon: But no that's not it. It's THE LEGEND OF THE BELLY BUTTON EATER!
WE GASPED!
We heard the story go on.
Poromon: "'Aah! Don't come any closer!' But it just kept coming, with its one big eye, its footsteps grew louder with every step! Squish, squash, squish, squash! 'I want to eat your belly button!'"
Jimmy: [hiding under a blanket] "Aah! Don't eat me!"
Rolf: "Ho ho ho! Rolf may need a diaper, as his toes curl with fright! Please continue."
[A somewhat ghostly howling is heard.]
Jimmy: [clutching Plank] "What was that?"
Rolf: "It comes from the trees!"
[Horrified screams join the commotion. Rolf looks around, searching for the source. Jimmy claps his hands over his ears.]
Jimmy: "It's so grotesque!"
[Suddenly, the howling stops. The fire dies, and the campsite goes dark.]
Jimmy: [fearing] "Holy mackerel."
[In the darkness, Jonny and Jimmy scream.]
We relit the fire and everyone was scared!
Nico: That was scary!
Ed, Double D and Eddy came out and they were laughing!
Eddy: (LAUGHS) You guys sure got scared!
Ed: (LAUGHS) That was too cool Eddy!
Edd: (LAUGHS) That was good!
Qin: Awesome story Poromon!
Rolf: (LAUGHS) Rolf loved that one.
Me: Well done guys!
Poliwag: I got one. It's called The Dark Stanley Murders!
WE GASPED!
Bart Simpson: WHOA!
Juran: This I gotta hear!
Poliwag: It's the story of the Dark Stanley Carnage!
THUNDERCLAP!
Laney: I don't think any of you are gonna like this one.
Poliwag: The Story takes place in Springfield, Oregon at Springfield Elementary School. Years ago Stanley Degroot was a chef that worked in the cafeteria.
Scene turns into the story.
Poliwag: (Narrating) All the kids made fun of him because he never graduated from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology.
Kids: Stanley, Stanley no degree! 2 credits short at M.I.T.! (Taunting Laughter)
Poliwag: It was really stupid and humiliating. But then one day he went HOMICIDAL!
Stanley's eyes turned red with pure evil.
Poliwag: One day, He picked up a cleaver and put a new entree on the menu. He chased down the kids and cut their heads off! Then he served them in a delectable little dish called Kids Head Soup!
Dark Stanley: (Evil Laughter) (Tastes the soup) Needs more girl. (Laughs Maniacally)
Scene reverts back to the campfire.
Everyone all screamed.
Sunset Shimmer: (Shaking in fright) What happened to him?
Poliwag: They executed him for Capital Murder and buried him in an unmarked grave. But the next day, the whole cemetary was gone!
Everyone that hadn't heard it screamed in fear.
William: Scary, right?
Bart Simpson: It was for some. But we were shocked to know that it was all true.
Me: He's not kidding on that one.
Nico: Nope.
Qin: Wow.
Dark Spicer: Boy that was an awesome story.
Manaphy: Now for this one. It's called The Legend of The Olden Pony!
We gasped!
Manaphy: It all happened on a night just like this one, in a forest, just like this...
The story went went on and most of us were shaking in fear.
Manaphy: ...And then, The Olden Pony asked, [mimicking aged voice] "Who's got my rusty horseshoe?"
Sweetie Belle: Not me!
Camie: Not me!
[suspenseful pause]
Rainbow Dash: You do!
Camie, Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle: [screaming]
Rainbow Dash: [laughing]
We laughed!
May: Nice, Manaphy!
Nico: That was awesome!
Manaphy: Thanks Mama!
Nico: Yep.
Horsea: Now here is one from me. It's called The Cursed Doll!
We gulped!
Horsea: There was a little girl who really loved dolls. She had a big collection of them in her bedroom. One day, while she was browsing through a shop on her own, she spotted a really beautiful doll. It would make a perfect addition to her collection. She only hoped she had enough money to buy it.
"How much is that doll, ma'am?", she asked the old woman behind the counter.
"This doll is not for sale", replied the woman.
"But it's so beautiful", said the girl. "I really want it."
The old woman became irritated. "I told you, it's not for sale", she said.
"Why not?", persisted the girl.
"Because this doll is cursed!"
"Well… That's OK. I don't mind."
"I'm not going to sell it to you… But if you really must have it, go ahead and take it. It's yours. But if something bad happens, don't blame me."
"Ah! Yes, thank you!" said the girl, smiling as she grabbed the doll and walked out of the shop.
The little girl was so delighted to get the doll for free that she ran all the way home, carrying it in her arms. When she got home to her apartment building, she went into the lobby. It was deserted. She stood there waiting for the elevator to arrive.
The doors opened and she stepped inside, clutching her new doll tightly.
The doors closed, but the elevator did not move.
The little girl got scared and began trembling with fear.
"OMG", she thought to herself. "Is this the curse of the doll?"
Suddenly, she felt the doll move in her arms.
Ever so slowly, its head turned to face her.
The little girl wanted to scream but she couldn't make a sound.
The doll's eyelids fluttered and opened.
It stared at her with it's lifeless glass eyes.
Then its mouth opened and it said, "Push the button to go up, bitch!"
WE SCREAMED IN UTTER FRIGHT!
Nico: (FAINTS)!
FWOMP!
Maria: Where did you hear that, Horsea?
Horsea: I read it on the internet.
Lola: That reminds me of that doll Lucy had.
Me: Or Chucky, Slappy and all the other dolls.
Qin: Yeah.
Johnny Bravo: Reminds me of that Talking Tabitha doll.
Xenia: Whoa.
Nico woke up.
Nico: That was scary.
Xenia: Yeah.
Max: You said it!
May: You know it Max.
Qin: But that one was really interesting.
Brittney: I agree there too.
Tentacool: I got one. It's called The Swamp Children. It's a Virginia ghost story about two kids who investigate a mysterious campfire across an eerie swamp one night. You know this ain't gonna end well.
Me: (GULPS)
Tara: That's like how you guys found my sister!
Xenia: Almost.
Me: Yeah.
Tentacool told the story.
My cousin, Ben, had a lake side cabin where he and his par ents would spend their va ca tions. I was al ways jeal ous of my cousin when he came back with sto ries about his ad ven tures in the woods and on the lake, so I was ec sta tic when his fam ily in vited us to join them that sum mer in Virginia.
We stayed up late our first night there, sit ting around a camp fire and roast ing marsh mal lows. Our par ents caught up on each other's lives while Ben and I swapped ghost sto ries.
A sound caught my at ten tion as it drifted over the lake, like laugh ter from far off. I looked over my shoul der, across the dark ex panse, and saw the tiny flick er ing light of a fire on the far shore. I had imag ined my cousin's cot tage as a se cluded re treat, but then I re al ized such a pic turesque lo ca tion was sure to at tract other rich fam i lies who would build their own lake side cab ins and enjoy their own camp fires each night.
"Your turn."
"Huh?" I replied stu pidly. Ben had fin ished his story, and I had missed the ter ri fy ing punch line. I thought about it for a sec ond, then began my own ghostly tale.
The next morn ing, I stepped out onto the deck and gazed out across the peace ful water. I re mem bered the laugh ter from the pre vi ous night, and turned to wards where I re called see ing the light of the camp fire, hop ing to catch a glimpse of an other cabin. I scanned the far shore for sev eral min utes be fore my cousin joined me.
"Where's the other cabin?" I asked him.
"Well," he said, "there are a few down that way—" He pointed to wards the north end of the lake. "You can't see them from here, though. I think there might be one at the south end too."
"What about di rectly across from here?"
Ben stared out in the di rec tion I was point ing. "No, there's noth ing over there. It's all swamp land that way."
"Huh," I grunted, try ing not to sound too sur prised. What had I seen last night? I had heard of swamp lights be fore—a nat ural re ac tion when gases were re leased into the air—but what about the laugh ter? What had I heard? I de cided to tell my cousin about it.
"Are you sure it was laugh ter?" he asked. "It could've been an i mals. Rac coons, you know…
Had that been all? I could not be sure if it was just my brain try ing to make sense of things, but think ing back the sounds had seemed a bit off, less than human.
"We could go check it out today, if you want," my cousin said. "Our dads said they wanted to go fish ing, but we can use the old row boat."
"Sure," I agreed.
The water sloshed lethar gi cally against the side of our lit tle boat as I dipped the oars in and out of the murk. I imag ined, even when the wind ripped across the open water of the lake, that this cor ner re mained still, and that the wet slap ping against our bow was the swamp's out rage at our pres ence.
"Look at that," Ben pointed. Two sickly trees grew out of the water, and wedged be tween the pair of rot ting stumps was a ru ined old row boat. The hull was de cayed be yond hope, up ended so it formed a canopy over the dark water, and I imag ined all man ner of frogs, snakes, and other slimy things mak ing their soggy nests un der neath its pro tec tive dome.
"Do you think they drowned?" I asked, won der ing at the fate of the row boat's own ers.
"Who knows," my cousin an swered. "Prob a bly."
Some thing splashed un der neath our boat, and I tried not to imag ine what it might have been.
Ben took over the row ing once we were under the trees, and he guided our lit tle ves sel through the maze of moss-cov ered trunks until our stom achs began to growl from hunger.
"I've never ac tu ally been here be fore."
I looked at my cousin, sur prised, as we dug out the sand wiches his mom had made for us.
"When we were younger, Uncle would tell us sto ries about it, try ing to scare us. I al ways pre tended to be brave, but I guess the sto ries worked, be cause when ever we came out in the boat, I would tell my dad not to get too close to this place."
"What kind of sto ries?" I asked.
"I guess you couldn't re ally call them ghost sto ries, not re ally, but…scary sto ries. The gist was that chil dren who got lost in the swamp were cursed to live there for ever, trans formed into some thing not quite human. Uncle said that at night you could hear them, and if you weren't care ful they'd lure you into the swamp, and you'd be come one of them, lost for ever. When ever we'd hear a strange noise from across the lake, Uncle would say 'The swamp chil dren are play ing.' Of course, it would re ally just be rac coons fight ing."
I fin ished my sand wich, all ex cept the crust, which I crum pled up and dropped into the water. I peered over the edge of the boat, try ing to fol low the re mains of my lunch as it sank into my re flec tion. My grimy twin stared back up at me, al most tak ing de light in block ing my view, nearly smirk ing as I tried to make out the bot tom. "Do you think there's any truth to those sto ries? You think some kids did get lost here?"
"It's pos si ble," Ben replied. "Maybe that ru ined row boat be longed to them. More than likely they drowned, like you said ear lier."
I con tin ued watch ing my re flec tion as it danced in the rip ples below. It smiled a big, mis chie vous grin, and its arms slowly reached up, threat en ing to break the placid sur face.
"Watch it!" Ben warned, yank ing me back. "You nearly fell in!"
"What?" I replied stu pidly. "I thought…nev er mind."
Our lunches fin ished, my cousin turned the boat around, and we began row ing for home.
A cool breeze rus tled the leaves over head, and Ben looked wor ried. "It's the evening draft," he said. "Comes every night just be fore dusk. We should've been out into open water by now."
A cold fist squeezed my chest at the re al iza tion that we were lost. I tossed my head back and forth, try ing to catch a glimpse of open sky, but there was noth ing but wa ter-logged trees, draped in vines and moss, as far as I could see.
With a dull clunk, our boat shud dered to a halt. "What was that?" I asked.
"We hit some thing." Ben prod ded under the water with an oar. "Feels like a rot ten log. This isn't good. Here." He handed me the other oar. "Help me push, see if we can get free."
I thrust my oar under the boat, and al most in stantly felt it dig into some thing soft. "Are you sure that's a log?" I asked. "It's aw fully squishy."
"It's got to be," my cousin replied, rock ing back and forth in an at tempt to shake the boat loose.
Sud denly, with a soft splash, we were free. The un ex pected move ment threw me off bal ance, and I grabbed onto the edge of the boat, sav ing my self from being tossed over board. In my panic, how ever, the oar slipped from my fin gers and landed in the water. With out think ing, I reached out to grab it, mo men tar ily dip ping my hand be neath the sur face. My fin gers wrapped around the wood, grimy from the swamp water, and an other hand, slimy and bloated, wrapped around mine.
I yelled out in shock, re coil ing from the water and bump ing into my cousin who, with a shout, tum bled over board. I was alarmed at first, but be fore I could even catch my breath, Ben's head popped back up with a gri mace.
"This water tastes awful. You need to be more care ful."
"Sorry," I apol o gized breath lessly. "You al right?"
"Yeah. It's not too deep, ac tu ally. I can stand."
I helped him climb back into the boat, where he sat shiv er ing. "I'm re ally sorry," I apol o gized again. "When I reached in to get the oar, some thing grabbed me."
"It was prob a bly just a fish. We have big ger things to worry about, any way. It's get ting dark."
In deed it was. Under the trees, night fall was ac cel er ated. Al ready, the bright greens and browns of the swamp were be gin ning to bleed to gether into a muddy gray. "What are we going to do?" I asked.
"Prob a bly just wait here. I wouldn't be sur prised if our par ents have started search ing for us al ready."
And so we waited. Be fore long it was com pletely dark. The tiny traces of moon light that man aged some how to find their way down into the swamp were hardly enough to see by, and we were sur rounded by vague dark shapes.
"Do you smell that?" My cousin's voice, trem bling as he shiv ered in his wet clothes, star tled me. I sniffed the air. A rot ten odor as saulted my nos trils, faint at first, but steadily grow ing stronger.
"Yeah. What do you think it is?"
"Swamps smell some times, I guess."
Some where in the dark ness, leaves rus tled, fol lowed by a tremen dous splash.
"What kind of an i mals live here?" I asked, fail ing in mask ing the fear in my voice.
"Bears, deer. But they wouldn't hang out here. They def i nitely wouldn't go in the water."
A steady, rhyth mic slosh ing started up, grow ing louder, like some thing walk ing through the water to wards us.
"It's prob a bly just a boat wake from out on the lake," Ben said.
"Who would be out on the lake at this hour?"
The slosh ing stopped a few feet from us, al though we still could not see any thing, and then some thing thumped hard against the side of our boat. I inched away from the noise, and I could hear Ben doing the same. The row boat tilted dan ger ously as our weight shifted.
The thump ing con tin ued, again and again, like a fist on the wooden hull, pound ing re lent lessly. Sud denly, it was joined by an other, on the other side of the boat where my cousin and I cow ered. We scram bled to the cen ter, as far from ei ther side as pos si ble, feel ing the boat shud der under the as sault of the un seen hands. A few more joined in, and a few more again, until we were com pletely sur rounded.
And then we heard laugh ter. It came from all around, like count less lit tle chil dren mock ing us.
A bright light sud denly ex ploded to one side, and the noises abruptly stopped. In the or ange flick er ing glow, we could see our sur round ings. The water was per fectly still, like a layer of black-coated glass, and not ten feet away from us was the shore. There, hov er ing above the ground, was a blaz ing fire.
"That looks warm."
I glanced over at my cousin, who was shiv er ing vi o lently in his wet clothes. "Is it real?" I won dered out loud.
"Who cares," Ben replied, grab bing the oars and start ing to row. "I'm freez ing!"
Our boat slid gen tly onto the shore, and be fore I could stop him, my cousin jumped out and ran to the fire. Be fore my very eyes, his sil hou ette blurred, and be fore long he was lost in the glare.
"Ben!" I tried call ing out to him, un cer tain whether or not I should fol low. "Ben!"
An other voice an swered me, not Ben's, from the op po site di rec tion.
The scene was plunged into dark ness. The fire, as if star tled by the voice, had gone out. A smaller light ap peared, bob bing up and down as it grew closer and brighter. A flash light.
"Son, is that you?"
"Dad?"
"Son, are you al right? Every one's been wor ried sick. We've got to get you back."
"Wait," I protested as he started to help me into his boat, "what about Ben?"
"It's al right," my dad said. "We al ready found him."
"What?" I replied, look ing back at where the strange fire had been with a con fused look on my face. "But—"
"I know," my dad in ter rupted. "His body floated back to the sur face. That's how we found him."
"What?" Some where in the back of my mind I un der stood the words that he was say ing, but I could not make sense of them. "What are you talk ing about?"
"Ben fell over board, don't you re mem ber?"
"Yeah, but…" I looked again at the dark shore line where the mys te ri ous blaze had been only min utes ago. "He's not…"
"Come on, son, let's get you back to the cabin."
I will never be able to for get that sight. There was Ben, laid out on the kitchen table with his eyes closed. He was sop ping wet, and his skin was a nau se at ing shade of pale green. I still wanted to deny it, but how could I with his drowned corpse lying there in front of me?
I had no ex pla na tion for what hap pened. When Ben's par ents asked me about it, I sim ply said he had fallen over board, and that the row boat had drifted away when it got dark. That was what they ex pected to hear. It was what I told my self over and over again, and what part of me wanted to be lieve. I wanted to for get our foray into the swamp, along with all its strange sights and sounds and feel ings, but to this day I can not seem to put it from my mind. When ever I go near a pond or lake or soggy wood land, I swear I can hear laugh ter.
-THE END-
When Tentacool was done we were shaking in fright and it was scary!
We then heard a growl.
Me: What the!?
We then heard mumbling!
Me: Wait I know that mumbling!
Rainbow Dash: That's the Olden Pony!
OMINOUS MUSIC!
Nico: LOOK!
We saw THE OLDEN PONY!
Olden Pony: Who's got my rusty horseshoe!?
Rainbow Dash: I don't believe it! SHE IS REAL! AWESOME!
Poromon: (gets out shotgun) I got your rusty horseshoe right here!
Me: Where did you get a shotgun?
Poromon: Brought it with me.
Me: Oh. Wait.
I had a rusty horseshoe stuck to my shoe.
Me: I must've stepped on this on the way here.
I gave it back to her.
Olden Pony: Thank you kindly.
Me: You're welcome. How would you like to to join the M.O.E.?
Olden Pony: I would be honored.
Manaphy: Are you real?
Olden Pony: I sure am.
Qin: Wow!
Vypra: That is awesome.
Nico: We saw the Headless Horse on one of my first rescues and that showed us that it was real too.
Jason: It's true. I remember that plain as day.
Vypra: Yeah I remember seeing that. That was amazing.
Dark Spicer: Boy it sure was.
Manaphy: If you say so.
Nico: Well lets get some shuteye. We have a huge day tomorrow.
Qin: Good idea.
We went to our tents after putting out the fire and went to sleep.
Meanwhile in Ever After High, Raven Queen and friends were really excited about our arrival to help them send the Evil Queen to prison.
Raven Queen: I'm so excited about this!
Apple White: Me too!
Raven Queen: It's going to be awesome having Team Loud Phoenix Storm help us.
Ashlynn Ella: This will be so fun.
Raven Queen: Yeah it will be! Lets get ready guys.
They got ready and it was going to be a big day.
TO BE CONTINUED!
Another awesome camping chapter done.
Nothing like a little camping before a big day.
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For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Mojo Jojo, Ape Man, Dr. Croaker, RTN Itchy, Navy and BZZT-Bot as well as Jaune Arc, Miti, Riki Honoo, Rosemon, Malefic Blue-Eyes White Dragon and Malefic Red-Eyes Black Dragon And we're heading to Nowhere to help Eustace not only deal with the Big Toe and his gang and cure him but also the Cutie Mark Crusaders and Kendra are going to battle an evil version of Shendu there! It's going to be awesome and they are going to explode in power! Also we're going to battle another Lloyd Ventrix, Ganigannii, Amaganser, Two-Headed Monster (Adventure Time), Ape Man and Mojo Jojo. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Overqwil and her name is Victoria Kirlian and she has an amazing special power.
For Princess Amore's Phase 2 transformation, she and Lincoln are going to do battle with and destroy Bathsheba Sherman, the evil 1800s devil worshipper and witch and major antagonist in The Conjuring Universe, serving as the main antagonist of the 2013 horror film The Conjuring.
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Adreana and Arianna Metrodora's home planet, Umbras, and not only is Lincoln going to meet Adreana and Arianna Metrodora's parents, but he's also going to destroy Adreana and Arianna Metrodora's Bringer of Chaos older brothers, Aabinus and Abanus Metrodora. And we're going to meet the last of the Noble Knight Gene-Slammers, her name is Rachel Roland, Fusion Gene-Slammer of Infernoble Knight Roland, Infernoble Knight Captain Roland, Noble Knight Artorigus, and Ignoble Knight of High Laundsallyn, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a very powerful wielder of fire and darkness magic and a very powerful swordswoman and a powerful member of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table. She trained Lincoln both in the art of swordsmanship and magic, and he became a very powerful swordsman and master of magic, and she also taught him much about the Code of Chivalry and really instilled what it means to be a true hero, to fight with both courage and honor, to protect those he loves and holds dear to his heart, and never to let those with such malice and evil in their black hearts get away with their crimes. Plus, you're going to love hearing this: Rachel Roland is the descendant of Roland, a Frankish military leader under Charlemagne who became one of the principal figures in the literary cycle known as the Matter of France, but his historical counterpart is the military governor of the Breton March responsible for defending Francia's frontier against the Bretons and was part of the Frankish rearguard killed in retribution by the Basques in Iberia at the Battle of Roncevaux Pass. Lincoln made her a red coat with the coat of arms of Royal Woods' Knights of The Michigan Table along with a beautiful necklace, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips after their training, and Rachel Roland hates Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies with a very blazing passion. One day, Rachel Roland and Lincoln along with the rest of the Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table were having a meeting at our castle, but then, the alarm triggered, and they saw who it was that had triggered the alarm: it was Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies, and they brought with them a very massive army of musclebound thugs they hired in a last-ditch effort to destroy them all. Rachel Roland and Lincoln went out there along with the rest of the Knights, and they'd slain every last one of them. It drove them into a blood-crazed fury, but before they could get after them, Lincoln and Rachel Roland fired chains of fire and darkness which bound them and tied them up. Lincoln called his parents and his nice sisters and told them what happened, and needless to say, they wanted their heads on a pike! But, Lincoln wasn't surprised, Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies tried to kill him many times in the past, but in the end, their ultimate plan failed, and not only did Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan get a severe beating from the nice sisters, Chandler, his goons, Scoots, Flip, Pablo, Anderson, Lewis Travolta, Killjoy Huggins, and Becky Blickensderfer got arrested and sent to jail, or in that unibrow pest's case, sent flying back to Great Lakes City, and to make sure they didn't try to get revenge, Rachel Roland and Lincoln casted a spell to prevent them from coming after the knights because messing with the descendant of Roland and one of the members of The Royal Woods Knights of The Michigan Table will have dire and disastrous consequences.
Along with the next Alicorn Gene-Slammer, her name is Asteria Astrophel, Gene-Slammer of Starlight Glimmer, the Starlight Magic Alicorn and Princess of Empathy, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Equestria and she's a girl who loves looking at the stars and constellations in the sky and she's also a very powerful Alicorn and very powerful master of empathy and magic, and she taught Lincoln how to cast some very powerful spells and how to dispel dark curses. Lincoln gave her a cyan blue neck choker, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and when that happened, her purple horn on her head glowed with cyan blue light and it was a sign of true love. Plus, she's also a dear friend of Starlight Glimmer from long ago and their bond has remained strong to this day, and like Starlight Glimmer, she's an amazing girl who loves looking at the stars and constellations in the night sky, but she also hates Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan with a blazing passion because Asteria had seen what kind of people Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan are, and she saved Lincoln from getting ambushed by those five who went charging at him to kill him in another attempt at his life, but Asteria charged in and she kicked them into a nearby fence and she got knocked out because of just how strong she is and she froze them with a blast of magic she fired from her horn. She told the family of what they tried to do to Lincoln, and they not only got grounded for a month, and after she sent them running to their room, she put a spell on them to keep them from trying to go after Lincoln and it lasted for the whole month.
Get ready for an awesome fairy tail adventure as we go to the world of Ever After High and battle Raven Queen's mother the Evil Queen and have her sent to prison.
See you next time.
