This chapter is based on the TMNT 2003 villains The Texas Roughnecks.
Over in Element City was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Vulkanus, Suzaku, Heat Thing, Ironclad, Open Roidmude and Yost Juggernaut as well as Emily Yumiko - Champion of Empathy, Gloria Tricksenstein - Champion of Humility, Abigail Minuette - Champion of Patience and Kiya Schroedinger - Champion of Creativity and we were heading to Cyclone Stadium for some fun and entertaining the elements with a battle with whoever we're facing as well as a battle more Anothers for them.
Xenia: Boy this is the first ever rescue we did in Element City.
Lola: Boy I'll say!
Fu: This is so cool!
Qin: Yeah it sure is!
Varie: I'm really excited for this one.
Me: Me too! This is gonna be so fun.
Lola: It sure is.
Camie: Yeah!
Shanan: I'm really excited to see this too.
Me: Me too Shanan. I have a feeling this will be fun.
Shanan: I have that same feeling too dad.
Nico: Shanan, I want to thank you, Vulkanus, and your teams for coming
Shanan: No problem Nico. I'm really looking forward to this one. Even though me and Fu are with you all the time it's going to be fun.
Qin: It sure will be.
Fu: Yeah I'll say. This is gonna be so awesome.
Nico: Fu, remember when you first met J.D.?
Fu: I sure do. That was when J.D. used the Simulator for the first time.
Me: Boy that was so awesome. You weren't with us when it happened Nico but it was awesome.
I went over what happened in chapter 42 and it was awesome.
FLASHBACK - CHAPTER 42!
It starts at the Loud House. Me and Varie are in the Training Simulator doing a special exercise. I am going to fight Sasuke Uchiha from my favorite Japanese Animation Series: Naruto.
Lincoln and Linka are with us.
Varie set the scenario settings and the simulator activated.
I was at the Final Valley where the Leaf's Founding Fathers Hashirama Senju the 1st Hokage and Madara Uchiha the Leader of the Uchiha Clan fought with everything they had.
Me: Wow. This is incredible. I've always dreamt about what it was like to be apart of my favorite anime show. It's everything I've always imagined. Maybe there's still time to help Sakura see the light.
I use my telepathic abilities and send a message to Sakura Haruno in the Hidden Leaf. Telling her everything about Naruto's achievements and everything he's done for her along with his past and background. Including his heritage and more.
I do the same with Fu in the Hidden Waterfall, Kakashi Hatake, Hinata Hyuga, Ino Yamanaka and Ayame Ichiraku in the Leaf.
Me: I hope they all got my message.
I see a figure on the statue of Madara Uchiha.
Me: There he is. Sasuke Uchiha. Soon he will know everything.
Just then, Naruto arrived on the scene.
Me: Naruto is here too. Perfect.
I telepathically talk to him.
Me: [Telepathically] Naruto. I'm talking to you inside your head.
Naruto: [In his head] Who are you?
Me: My name is J.D. Knudson. I came to help you. I stopped time for a short while to tell you that there's more you should know. Sakura's love for Sasuke is a lie.
Naruto: What do you mean?
Me: I sent Sakura a telepathic message and revealed everything about you. Let me explain. I know you're the 9-Tails Jinchuriki and you've been cursed with a big burden that no one wants. But the 4th Hokage did it for a reason. The 4th Hokage Minato Namikaze did it because he couldn't place this burden on anyone elses child. The reason for that Naruto is because Minato Namikaze, the 4th Hokage was your Father.
When I told Naruto this he was shocked about this revelation.
Me: I'm not lying Naruto and before you jump to conclusions let me explain. When your parents found out that they were expecting you they were so happy and they couldn't contain their excitement. When you were born they were just over the stars that you came into their lives. But then the 9-tails attack happened. It was caused by a Rogue Uchiha wearing a mask that was impersonating Madara Uchiha whose been dead for a long time. He was controlling the 9-Tails and he forced it to attack the village against it's will and made it kill 1,200 people including your father and mother. Your mother was the previous Jinchuriki of the 9-Tailed Fox before you, Naruto and the Rogue Uchiha used your delivery to his advantage. When a female Jinchuriki is pregnant, the chakra that normally nurtures the child is divided between it and the Seal and when she gives birth, so much chakra is directed to the child that the seal weakens and a Seal Master must be present to maintain and repair it afterwards. The rogue Uchiha used this to his advantage and held you hostage to get Minato away from your mother Kushina so he can rip the 9-tails out of her. The reason your heritage was hidden from you was because of your parents enemies. Your parents made quite a name for themselves during the 3rd Great War and if they found out that Minato and Kushina had a son they would come after you and get revenge by either kidnapping you or killing you.
It took Naruto 2 minutes to digest all the info I told him.
Naruto: Thank you for telling me J.D. Thank you. Now I know that my parents didn't die in vain.
Me: You're welcome Naruto and I would never think of you as a monster, demon or a freak. It's not my style and in my nature. I would gladly look after you like a big brother if given the chance. It's what your parents would've wanted.
Naruto: I appreciate that. Thank you.
Me: You're welcome. Now lets take down Sasuke together.
Naruto: Lets.
I resume time and fly over to Naruto.
Naruto: SASUKE!
Me: Are you gonna run away from us you Coward!?
Sasuke turned to face us and we saw a disturbing sight. He had black flame marks on part of his face and his left sclera was pitch black and his eye was yellow.
Sasuke: So it's you. Hopeless little knucklehead. I see you're not alone.
Me: Sasuke, before we fight I want to tell you why Itachi killed the Uchiha Clan.
Sasuke: He did it to test the limits of his power!
Me: No. That's not the real reason. He did it because he was forced to.
Sasuke: What do you mean?
Me: Your clan was going to launch a revolt to overthrow the Hokage and take over the government. This would've resulted in a Civil War and it would've left the vilage completely vulnerable to enemy ninja attacks and ultimately start the 4th Great Ninja War. The 3rd Hokage tried to talk them out of it peacefully. But all the talks failed. When Itachi swore the oath of the ANBU, he swore to protect the entire village from all threats inside and out. Itachi acted as a double agent for the Hokage and he would report to him the plans for the revolt. After all the talks failed there was only one action left: GENOCIDE. BUT, Lord 3rd originally wanted Itachi to kill only those that were going to launch the revolt. Not the entire clan in general. But one of the elders on the Council, Danzo Shimura, went behind the 3rd Hokages back and ordered Itachi to wipe out the entire Uchiha clan completely and leave no survivors and that included you. He gave Itachi an ultimatum: Protect the Village or Protect the Clan. And Itachi went with the village. But he begged to have you spared because he could never bring himself to kill you because he loves you too much. He wanted to atone for his deed by having you kill him and avenge the clan and be a hero. Danzo's act of treachery lead Itachi to become a False Rogue Ninja if you will.
Sasuke was in absolute shock.
Me: Whether you believe me or not is entirely up to you but it is the truth.
He now knows the truth and he breaks down crying.
Sasuke: [Crying] Itachi! I'm sorry! Please! Take me back!
Naruto makes Shadow Clones and they carry Sasuke and we all head back to the Leaf.
As we were running through the forest, Naruto looked at me.
Naruto: J.D. what did you tell Sakura?
Me: I told Sakura everything you did for her and more. I'm sure she'll accept you.
Sasuke: J.D. Thank you for helping me see the light.
Me: No problem, Sasuke. I'm sorry about your clan. I wish that some of them could've been spared. But it's too late now.
Sasuke: I know. But when we get back I'm gonna go to jail for desertion.
Me: I know.
Naruto: They'll put you in prison?
Me: They have to Naruto. It's the law. Also Naruto those imbeciles at the Academy minus Iruka sabotaged your education so they can make sure you never become a shinobi. Bunch of Buttfaces.
Naruto: I had a feeling they were doing something.
We arrive at the gates of the Leaf and we see Kakashi Hatake waiting for us.
Kakashi: Naruto, thank goodness you're alright.
Naruto: Thanks sensei. But thank J.D. here. He helped me get Sasuke back.
Me: It's truly a pleasure to meet you Kakashi. My name is J.D. Knudson.
We shake hands.
Kakashi: Likewise and it's a pleasure. You have my thanks in helping Naruto and Sasuke.
Me: Think nothing of it. We need to talk with the Hokage and don't worry I'll make sure that nothing happens to Naruto. If these villagers try anything. Well it won't be pretty.
Naruto: Thank you J.D.
Me: No problem, little brother.
We walk into the village and it was truely a sight to behold. The Hokage mountain was an amazing spectacle.
I saw some of the villagers looking at Naruto with a hateful nature.
Me: [Menacing] What are you looking at, Dummies?
Kakashi: It's been like this for Naruto since he was 3.
Me: I know and Naruto knows everything about his parents. I told him telepathically.
Naruto: Yes sensei. I know my heritage, my parents and why they did what they did.
Kakashi was shocked.
Sasuke: I was shocked too sensei. But I've come to accept it and also my Curse Mark is gone.
Sasuke showed that the Curse Mark on his neck is gone.
Kakashi: Well have to explain how this happened.
In the Hokage building we entered the Hokage's office.
Kakashi: Naruto and Sasuke are back safe Lady Hokage and they had some help.
Lady Tsunade: Send them in.
Me, Naruto and Sasuke came in.
Lady Tsunade: Glad your safe kid.
Naruto: Thanks Grandma Tsunade.
Lady Tsunade: Don't call me that. [to me] Now, Who are you?
Me: My name is J.D. Knudson and I helped Naruto get Sasuke back. No I don't have any ninja experiences but I managed to help Sasuke come back by revealing the truth about the Massacre. And I have a lot of sources about how I know about this because I'm from another dimension.
Lady Tsunade, Shizune and Kakashi were floored.
Naruto: It's true. J.D. is from another dimension and he helped me.
Me: Yes. I telepathically told Naruto who his parents are. He knows why they did what they had to do and more.
Lady Tsunade: I see. [To Naruto] (Sadly) Naruto.
Naruto: It's alright. I know they had to do what was right for the protection for the village.
Me: Also, Sasuke needs to have some answers.
Sasuke: Yes. Is it true Lady Hokage? J.D. told me everything. Was my clan going to launch a revolt and destroy the village? Was Itachi ordered to kill the Uchiha that were only going to launch the revolt?
Lady Hokage: [Sighs] Yes it is Sasuke. Everything J.D. said is correct.
Sasuke: [Sad sigh] Thank you.
Sasuke left the office.
Naruto: Sasuke?
Me: Let him go little brother. He needs to have some time to himself.
Lady Tsunade: Little brother?
Me: I made Naruto a part of my family because of his rough treatment at the hands of these doo-doo brains that are villagers. Also I have more bad news.
Lady Tsunade: What is it?
Me: I know who instigated the massacre. It was Danzo Shimura.
Lady Tsunade, Shizune and Kakashi were shocked.
Me: I wouldn't make any accusations to anyone unless I had proof. But Danzo has been behind a lot of terrible crimes. I know he's watching us.
I walk up to the wall and use my telepathic powers and pull out an ANBU with a blank mask.
Me: A Root ANBU. Got your hand caught in the cookie jar I see.
Shizune: So Danzo has his Root ANBU still active after he was told to disband it.
Me: Yep. But this is just one thing. Lady Tsunade can you darken the room? I want to show you something.
Lady Tsunade closed the blinds in the windows and my eyes glowed and projected the Root ANBU'S Memories like a movie projector. It showed everything from the Root ANBU's Point of View
Danzo: Has Itachi killed all the Uchiha?
Root ANBU: [Emotionless] Yes Lord Danzo. Sasuke Uchiha is in the Hospital healing as we speak.
Danzo: Excellent. Soon Hiruzen, I will be Hokage and you will obey me.
Root ANBU: What about Orochimaru my Lord?
Danzo: His usefulness is nearing completion. Soon his invasion will come and I will rule the Leaf and destroy our enemies. And with Lady Tsunade out of the village after I killed her brother and lover, our weapon will have no one to protect him. Continue your spying and report everything about the Demon Boy to me.
Root ANBU: Yes my Lord.
The projection disappeared and everyone was horrified.
Naruto: That was cool J.D.
Me: Thank you Bro. This was my first time doing that. I didn't know I had this kind of power. But from what we all saw, I uncovered some huge crimes Danzo had been doing.
Kakashi: You sure did J.D. He murdered Nawaki Senju and Dan Kato, Conspired with Orochimaru for the Sand-Sound Invasion and nearly destroyed the Uchiha.
Me: You want me to kill this Root scum Lady Tsunade?
Lady Tsunade: Please.
I break the Root ANBU's neck and kill him.
Lady Tsunade: J.D. you may have saved the entire village here. ANBU!
4 ANBU came out of the walls undetected.
Me: Wow. So these guys are the ANBU?
Lady Tsunade: Yes they are. [To the 4 ANBU] Have Danzo Shimura report to me at once.
They nod and head out.
5 minutes later, Danzo came in.
Danzo: You wanted to see me Tsunade?
Lady Tsunade: That's Lady Hokage to you. ANBU! Arrest him!
The ANBU slapped the Chakra Cuffs onto him.
Danzo: Tsunade what is the meaning of this?
Me: Danzo Shimura, you are under arrest for the murders of Nawaki Senju and Dan Kato, the Genocide of the Uchiha Clan, High Treason, and Conspiracy Against the Leaf Village. [To Lady Tsunade] I'm sorry Lady Tsunade. I hope those are the right charges.
Lady Tsunade: Yes. Those are all right.
Me: Oh good. Lets see what's under these bandages shall we?
I rip off Danzo's bandages and we see a horrific sight. Danzo had an ugly right arm and he had 10 Sharingan Eyes imbedded into it and in his right eye socket was another Sharingan.
Me: You truely are the worst of the worst Danzo. You made Itachi kill the Uchiha Clan and took their Sharingan for their Forbidden Jutsu and you took Shisui Uchiha's Mangekyo Sharingan for his most powerful genjutsu so you can bend others to your will without them knowing it. But I bet there's more to it.
I put my hands on his head and project his memories. He manipulated the Cloud, Mist and Rock villages into launching a joint attack on the Hidden Eddy Village which started the 2nd Great War and scattering the Uzumaki Clan across the world, Manipulated Hanzo of the Salamander to join him and more.
Lady Tsunade: Anything you want to say for yourself, Danzo?
Danzo: I did all that for the good of the village! I wanted to make it strong.
Me: Good of the village my butt. All you've done is make things worse because of your own selfishness and greed.
Lady Tsunade: Get him prepped for execution immediately.
They take him away.
2 hours later, everyone was gathered in the Chunin Exams Stadium.
Lady Tsunade came out and announced to the village populous the full extent of Danzo's treachery.
Danzo came out tied in chains and was put on the chopping block.
Lady Tsunade: J.D., we can't thank you enough for helping us expose this traitor.
Me: Glad I could help Lady Hokage.
Lady Tsunade: Sasuke, Naruto, since he affected you the most, would you like to help J.D. execute him?
Naruto: It would be a pleasure Grandma.
Sasuke: I would be honored.
Me, Naruto and Sasuke had swords and we stood in a triangle formation.
Me: Any last words?
Danzo: Everything I've done was for the good of the village. I'm trying to save it.
Me: I don't buy it. But you can have a lot of fun where you're going.
Me, Naruto and Sasuke slashed him to pieces. He died in an instant.
Me: Good riddence to bad rubbish. Sasuke would you like to burn the body?
Sasuke: It would be my pleasure.
Sasuke made the Tiger, Ram, Monkey, Boar, Horse and Tiger hand signs and used Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu.
It completely incinerated Danzo's body in seconds and his ashes blew away in the wind.
Me: Give my regards to the Netherworld.
Sakura then came down and was crying hard.
Naruto: Sakura what's wrong?
Sakura embraced Naruto in a tearful hug and was crying hard.
Sakura: [Crying] Naruto! I'm so sorry! I should've never hurt you all those times. I was so wrong. I now realize that you're the one for me. J.D. opened my eyes. He told me everything and I had no idea you were going through all that pain and suffering.
Me: I'm glad my message got through to you.
Hinata and Ino came down too.
Hinata: J.D. told me too. You see Naruto I've had a crush on you since we were in the Academy and I love you.
I smile in happiness.
Ino: I knew you were very special Naruto and I was wrong about you.
Sakura: [To Me] Thank you for opening my eyes J.D.
Me: You're welcome Sakura.
Sakura and Naruto kissed and Sakura's parents Mebuki and Kizashi Haruno came.
Mebuki: Sakura, I wanted you to be with Naruto. The reason I pulled you away from Naruto was to protect you and prevent you from having to endure the same treatment he was going through. I should've told you.
Sakura: Thank you mom and I forgive you.
Fu then arrived by flying in the air. She had green hair and was dressed in all white clothes.
Me: Fu. Did you recieve my message?
Fu: I sure did. Thank you for helping me get away from my former village.
Me: No problem.
In the Hokage's office Naruto was placed in the CRA of Clan Restoration Act and he already had Sakura, Ino, Hinata and Fu as his future wives. But it won't be official until he's 16 years old.
Suddenly a dimension wormhole appeared and sucked in Me, Naruto, Sakura, Ino, Hinata and Fu. We wound up back home in my dimension.
Naruto: Where are we?
Me: We're back home in my dimension.
Lisa: Yes. I created that dimensional wormhole and brought you and your friends here.
Me: Thank you Lisa. I'm glad you did.
In the living room I did introductions and Lisa surprised us by showing us that the Leaf I went to was on an island in Lake St. Clair. It was going to be a great feeling for all of us. The Hidden Leaf is now in the United States of America. Naruto, Sakura and Fu now live in my mansion. FLASHBACK ENDS
When I was done Nico and everyone that hadn't heard about it was shocked.
Xenia: WHOA!
Nico: That is awesome! You really did amazingly well back then.
Lola: And that was back in the old days of the team.
Me: Yep. I was just starting in getting everyone together back then.
Laney: Yep.
Nico: That day might just be unforgettable to you two.
Me: Oh it was.
Fu: It sure was. And it's an awesome honor to be part of the team.
Xenia: Yeah.
Carol: Vince met Fu in the simulator too and she had it really bad in the Waterfall.
Nico: Was it really that bad?
Me: Worse than you can fucking imagine.
Lola: Yeah.
Nicole: It was really bad Nico.
We told him all about Fu's background and the terrible livelihood she had to endure in the Waterfall. All because of those blockheads on the council and their corruption and treatment and viewing Fu as a weapon.
Nico: That is sick!
Xenia: Tell me about it.
Camie: Yeah! What a bunch of uncultured vultures!
Lola: Nice way to describe them.
Me: Yeah when I formed the Knights of the New Fire, I made it one of my missions to bring all the Jinchuriki to the Leaf where they would be safe and protected and I would make sure they never get ill treated like that.
Xenia: That is good.
Nico: Yep.
Eli: Well played.
Nico: Yeah.
We continued walking.
Nico: Boy yesterday was one to remember.
Me: Boy it sure was. We destroyed the Shredder forever and got to meet the Ninja Tribunal for the first time.
Camie: That was so awesome.
Eli: And the shocking and coolest part was the Turtle Brothers turning into dragons! That was so cool!
Me: I didn't know that the Turtle Brothers all had that kind of power.
Qin: Me neither.
Fu: That was so awesome.
Zarya Moonwolf: It sure was. Reminds me of the dragons we have on Gemina.
Nico: I didn't see that coming
Me: Me neither.
Laney: Kari thought it was cool and she used her dragon form with them as well.
Carol: That was really cool seeing that.
Nico: Boy it sure was and J.D. you really did an amazing job battling the Shredder. Wow! I've never seen you fight so ferociously against him like that.
Qin: Didn't know you had that in you.
Me: To be honest I didn't either. And that move the Sword of Hope was something that I saw in one of Lincoln's Mangas and I learned it from there and me and Master Goku perfected it.
Nico: It really did the trick.
Camie: That was so awesome.
Me: It sure was.
Nico: Yeah. J.D. is your hatred towards the Shredder gone now.
Me: Yes it is. My hatred towards the Prime Universe version of the Shredder has now been completely extinguished forever.
Nico: (SIGHS) What a relief.
Xenia: Boy you really had it out for all the versions of the Shredder didn't you?
Me: Yeah I did. I hated the Shredder with every single fiber of my being and I wanted to make sure that every single version of the Shredder in the entirety of the Multiverse paid for all their crimes.
Nico: Boy I don't blame you one bit for that J.D. Your reasons for wanting revenge on them is completely justified.
Qin: Yeah no kidding.
Me: But either way I'm glad we destroyed him.
Laney: Me too. But the awesome part was that we got to meet the Ninja Tribunal.
Nico: It was an honor meeting the Ninja Tribunal.
Me: It sure was. And we were told so much about them and it was an honor to finally meet them in person.
Camie: That was so cool.
Lola: Yeah it sure was.
Aylene Carter: We all thought that was really cool.
Lana: I'll say! That was something.
Nico: Yep.
Maria: Now thanks to all of us the Shredder and Oroku Saki are now a forgotten memory.
Me: And the Shredder's helmet is now our most amazing trophy.
Nico: Yep.
We got to Cyclone Stadium.
Nico: Now, what to do here?
We went in and Cyclone Stadium was cool.
Me: Wow! It looks like an awesome football stadium.
Laney: It sure does.
Rainbow Dash: Boy this is really awesome. Me and the Wonderbolts and all my fellow Pegasi can have fun in here.
Zipp Storm: This is a really awesome place for us.
Lincoln: It sure is. We can have awesome Sky Dodgeball games here.
Girl Jordan: Boy Flying Dodgeball Games would be so fun.
Me: Fly around and pelt each other with Dodgeballs like dogfights back in World War I.
Camie: Yeah that would be cool!
Nico: We'll have to look into that.
Lincoln: Okay, guys, I've got news from the Saturn Insane Asylum.
Nico: What's up?
Lincoln: I got word from the warden that Brad Buttowski has broken out again and he's still out for revenge on us.
We gasped.
Me: That asshole's broken out, that's it! Now, he's fucking dead!
Nico: Yeah he sure is!
Lincoln: That he is. After the stunt he pulled using Master Jiraiya to turn Gotham Royal York into Nosebleed City with destroying all the women's clothes and leaving them in their underwear by implanting that Super Pervert Chip on him and what he did breaking out last year during one of our holiday races, this just proves he's not going to stop. Well, now he's left us no other choice.
Nico: Yeah, it's off to The Black Gates for that fucking asshole moron!
Camie: That is for sure!
Lincoln: You got that right. But, this is going to be awesome, we're finally going to destroy Brad Buttowski and finally give him The Black Gates, and I sensed it. Wallflower, just like Twilight, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Starlight, Sunset, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Sunny, Izzy, Pipp, Zipp, Hitch, Misty, The Cutie Mark Crusaders, and Vinyl, you're also going to transform into your most powerful and ultimate transformation, just like when J.D. and I ascended.
Wallflower: You're right, I feel it, Linky.
Lincoln: And I also sensed that Qin is going to transform too.
Qin: Yeah, now let's get after that asshole moron and rip him in half!
Lincoln: Right. (Senses for Brad Buttowski) AHA! Gotcha, you moron! He's heading this way and he is 200 clicks north of our location and he's really coming after us in a nasty fit of rage.
Anna Anyanova: That moron's in for one nasty asskicking once more.
Nico: You got that right.
Lincoln: But, head's up, gang, Flip has sent more musclebound thugs after us again!
Anna Anyanova: (GROWLS) I'M GONNA BEAT THAT STUPID MUTANT INTO A BLOODY STAIN WHEN WE GET BACK!
Lincoln: Easy, Anna. I got this.
Lincoln concentrated on Flip's army of armed musclebound thugs, and then, waves of red energy came right out of them and they screamed in agonizing pain, and the waves of red energy then flowed into Lincoln and he was getting stronger and stronger and stronger still, and as soon as Lincoln was done, the thugs were all drained of all their energy and were all left as dried up corpses drained of their life forces, muscle mass, virility, and strength, and he sent them to The Black Gates. Then, we set our sights on Brad Buttowski.
Me: It'll be a while before he gets here. We might as well learn the full scope of the situation at the Saturn Insane Asylum before he gets here.
Nico: Good idea.
Me: I have a feeling Brad wanting revenge is not the only reason why he is after us.
Maria: It gets worse. I got told that he killed a few guards and a few well behaved prisoners on his way out.
WE GASPED!
Qin: Oh man!
Me: That jerk!
Lola: Yeah he has had this coming for a long time!
Camie: Yep he sure has!
May: (shudders) The things we saw because of what he made Jiraiya do are things we can't unsee!
Nico comforted May.
Nico: It'll be okay May.
Nicole: Yeah thank goodness the boys weren't with us back then.
Me: Thank goodness and you girls all did a great job too.
Nicole: Thanks dad.
Qin: Girl power is just as awesome as boy power.
Lola: That is for sure.
Nico: Amen to that.
Nicole: We should have more Girl Power Adventures more often. They are so much fun.
Lana: They sure are.
Lola: I like them.
Lily: They are awesome.
Lisa Loud: Indeed. They are quite adventurous and well worthy of an amazing challenge.
Sunset Shimmer: They sure are fun and I like them.
Girl Jordan: I agree there.
Maria: All we can do now is wait.
Eli: (Senses Something) We don't have to wait long!
?: YOU FUCKING DILLWEED FUCKERS, YOU'LL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID IN HUMILIATING ME!
Me: Well, fuck you too, asshole moron!
We then saw our target come in, Brad Buttowski, and he was out for our blood and pissed off at us, he was about to attack us, but Lincoln made a massive barrier made of solid diamond around all of us, but Brad Buttowski was still driven by rage and hatred and he continued beating on the barrier, but it wasn't even making a single dent, and he was breaking every last bone in his hand.
Brad Buttowski: (SCREAMS IN AGONY)
Nico: (WINCES) Ooh! That's got to hurt.
Me: OUCH! He punched solid diamond. Not very smart.
Lincoln: That moron should know it's not a good idea to try and punch solid diamond, but he really is an idiot. Now, to push him back.
Then, Lincoln fired a diamond ball infused with water which hit Brad Buttowski and not only was he forced back, but he also got soaked.
Wallflower: Nice one, Linky. Now, let's get that moron!
Lincoln: With pleasure.
Me: Save some for us!
Maria: We know it was you who put that chip in Jiraiya!
Brad Buttowski: How did you know!?
Me: You put your face on it. Wasn't that hard to know.
Nico: Not very smart you moron!
Nico teleported and punched him in the face and then he went at me.
Me: WOOOWAH!
He punched at me and I grabbed his arm and broke it and then punched him in the face and knocked him down.
He got back up and I kicked him in the balls 4 times and then I got down and started punching his balls like a boxing bag and then..
POW! DING!
And then…
CRUNCH! CRUNCH!
I chomped his balls and then threw him a diamond wall that Lincoln put up and he smashed into it!
Me: Yuck! Your balls taste like rotten eggs and cancerous ham!
Maria: You know what we saw because of you? Lots of unpleasant stuff!
Brad Buttowski: I DON'T FUCKING CARE! BRAD RULES! I LOVE NAKED GIRLS!
He went at us and then Nicole punched him square in the face and then she jumped him and pulverized the living shit out of him!
Me: SKIN HIM ALIVE NICOLE!
Nicole was really bashing him all over!
Then she threw him into a cabbage cart that was conveniently placed.
CRASH!
Man: MY CABBAGES!
Brad Buttowski: Why you little!?
Nico: And you killed several guards who were innocent!
Brad Buttowski: I DON'T FUCKING CARE! I HATE EVERYTHING! EXCEPT NAKED GIRLS!
Me: What a fucking wiener!
Then..
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!
The man bashed Brad all over with a frying pan!
Brad went at us again!
Nico: You even killed several well behaved inmates!
Brad Buttowski: I DON'T FUCKING CARE! ALL I CARE ABOUT IS NAKED GIRLS!
He went at us and I kicked him in the face and Wallflower bashed him in the head with a baseball bat!
BLAM!
Suddenly, Wallflower's brown eyes turned neon brown, and she was surrounded by a forest green and spring green energy aura with stars, plants, flowers, magic, and Alicorns, she unholstered her massive Wallflower's Flower Redemption Alicorn Greatsword of Flower Power Redemption and Flower Redemption Love, and as she approached Brad Buttowski, she left forest green and spring green energy, stars, plants, flowers, magic, and Alicorns with every step.
Wallflower: You really make me sick to no end, you pathetic piece of garbage. What you did in hurting your ex-little brother, Kick, and even worse trying to kill him, you're no human at all, you're just a dumb animal who doesn't care about anyone except for yourself. And what you tried to do with that dumb stunt in using Master Jiraiya to turn Gotham Royal York into Nosebleed City with destroying all the women's clothes and leaving them in their underwear along with your break-out from prison last year, you've just proven my point that you're a piece of human garbage and an uncivilized moron, and now, we're going to finally get rid of you once and for all, Brad Buttowski, and like Lucy would say, no one's going to say any kind words about you at your funeral.
Suddenly, Wallflower was surrounded by a massive vortex of forest green and spring green energy energy with stars, plants, flowers, and magic surrounding the vortex, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a forest green phoenix with red eyes glaring at Brad Buttowski: the red eyes of eternal death.
Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln Loud's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, The Unity Crystals fired a beam of light into Wallflower's Flower Redemption Alicorn Greatsword of Flower Power Redemption and Flower Redemption Love, and then, it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of forest green and spring green energy energy with stars, plants, flowers, and magic surrounding the vortex, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a forest green phoenix with red eyes glaring at Brad Buttowski: the red eyes of eternal death is a MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HER AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!
THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO WALLFLOWER! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, WALLFLOWER EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!
(HAKUNA MATATA PLAYS)
Wallflower grew from 7'4" to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large forest green orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has spring green highlights in the bangs of her long forest green hair, she has neon brown eyes and a forest green and spring green energy aura with stars, flowers, plants, magic, and Alicorns surrounding her, she has an Alicorn along with a leaf above its horn emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with forest green iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with green gems for the eyes and the Redemption and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves, she also has an Alicorn with green gems for eyes and the Friendship and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves for the second pendant on the bottom of her Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and green gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love, she has on a brown short-sleeved blouse and blue skirt with her cutie mark on the skirt, white short-sleeved shirt, cutie mark on her right shoulder, grey heels, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with flowers, plants, magic, stars, and Alicorns on the coattails, and on the back is an Alicorn with flowers surrounding it and a leaf above the horn. Suddenly, Wallflower felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive forest green angel wings with spring green tips on the large forest green feathers grew much bigger for her new body, her forest green tail and spring green horn on her head also grew much longer for her new body, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with spring green gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Wallflower's massive Wallflower's Flower Redemption Alicorn Greatsword of Flower Power Redemption and Flower Redemption Love and all the other greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of forest green and spring green energy, stars, flowers, plants, magic, and Alicorns, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Wallflower's Equestrian Flower Redemption Alicorn Greatsword of Equestrian Flower Redemption and Equestrian Flower Redemption Love, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded spring green gems and Wallflower Blush's cutie mark etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged spring green blade, large golden Alicorn heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and large forest green gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold Alicorn heads with forest green gems for eyes and a unicorn head with spring green gems for eyes and large forest green gem in its mouth on the bottom of the Alicorn heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with forest green gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left gold Bracer, her gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle and forest green gems for the eyes and a spring green gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a forest green kanji below the Alicorn that said, "Wallflower Blush, Alicorn Princess of Flower Redemption, Expert on Flowers, Former Enemy Now Friend of Sunset Shimmer, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Friend of Many, Loving Mother of Many Children, Archenemy of Grand Duke's Owl Minions and Sly Eastenegger, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of The Doomsday Twenty-Three and Queen Opaline, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, and Master of The Powers of Redemption, Flowers, and Plants"
ウォールフラワー・ブラッシュ、アリコーン・オブ・リデンプション・プリンセス、花の専門家、かつての敵で今はサンセット・シマーの友人、リンカーン・ラウドの愛情深い将来の妻、多くの友人、多くの子供たちの愛情深い母、大公のフクロウの手下とずるいイーストネッガーの大敵、デストロイヤーでスレイヤー邪悪で狂った、殺人的、無慈悲でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、終末二十三の破壊者と女王オパーリン、エクエストリア、ポニービル、カンタロットの擁護者、友情の騎士団のメンバーテーブル、そして救い、花、植物の力のマスター
Suddenly, Wallflower's immense blue protective aura transformed into an immense protective rainbow aura with elements swirling around it, she'd transformed into her ultimate transformation.
Wallflower Blush has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-FLOWER REDEMPTION ALICORN PRINCESS-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA EQUESTRIAN FLOWER REDEMPTION ALICORN ANGEL OF DIVINE EQUESTRIAN FLOWER REDEMPTION ALICORN ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE EQUESTRIAN FLOWER REDEMPTION ALICORN ANGEL LOVE!
We were really amazed by Wallflower's Super Angel-Flower Redemption Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Brad Buttowski saw it, the fucker fell into a homicidal rage and ran at her to kill her.
Brad Buttowski: DIE, BITCH!
But, Wallflower fired a massive barrage of forest green and spring green energy blasts, stars, flowers, plants, magic, and Alicorns at Brad Buttowski, and they exploded as they hit him and drove him back, this really pissed him off greatly now. But, before he could get after her again, Lincoln rushed in with superhuman speed and punched him hard in the face giving him a black eye and knocked out several of his teeth, and this really really pissed Brad off now, as Lincoln came back to us!
Nico: (TRULY AMAZED) Whoa...!
Eli: (TRULY AMAZED) Awesome…!
Me: (TRULY AMAZED) Incredible...!
Lincoln: (TRULY AMAZED BEYOND IMAGINATION) That's so awesome! Wallflower has transformed into her Super Angel-Flower Redemption Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and for what that asshole tried to do in attacking her, now I'm going to enjoy ripping his throat out!
Wallflower: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Elemental Harmonious United Equestrian Flower Redemption Alicorn Princess Angel and Divine Unity Harmonious Equestrian Flower Redemption Alicorn Princess Angel Love) That'll be after for Qin transforms, Linky.
Qin: Yeah, there's no way I'm going to stay out of this, that son of a bitch is going to get what he deserves.
Suddenly, Qin's green eyes turned neon green, and she was surrounded by a green energy aura with stars, flames, fires, and Komodo Dragons surrounding her, she unholstered her massive Scalebreath's Fire Komodo Dragon Greatsword of Fiery Justice from her back, and as she approached Brad Buttowski, she left green energy, stars, flames, fires, and Komodo Dragons with every step.
Qin: Just like Wallflower said, you've had this coming for a very long time, you worthless piece of shit, as if what you've done to Kick wasn't bad enough, but you've also got some nerve pissing us off for too many times, and for your recent stunt, don't think you're getting out of this alive, now you're going to die horribly for everything you've done.
Suddenly, Qin was surrounded by a massive vortex of green energy with stars, fire, and flames surrounding the vortex, there are Komodo dragons and Scalebreath running around the vortex, and in the vortex is a black phoenix with red eyes glaring at Brad Buttowski: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Qin emerged, but she was changed forever.
(TO THE STARS - DRAGONHEART PLAYS)
Qin grew from 6'5" to to 7'9" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has green highlights in the bangs of her long black hair, she has neon red eyes, and a green energy aura with stars, fire, flames, and Komodo dragons surrounding her, she has the image of Scalebreath holding the Fire Kanji in its hands emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with green iris, she has on Komodo dragon earrings with green crystals for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with green gems in the gold flame links and green crystal links and a green Komodo dragon-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is Scalebreath with green crystals for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant. Qin has on has on a short-sleeved green shirt, green skirt, green bellbottom pants, orange sneakers, and a long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, fire, flames, and Komodo dragons on the coattails and on the back is Scalebreath surrounded by flames. Suddenly, Qin felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive black angel wings with green tips on the large black feathers grew much bigger for her new body, she has on her Ring of The Phoenix with green gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Indigo Lantern ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Qin's massive Scalebreath's Fire Komodo Dragon Greatsword of Fiery Justice and all of the greatswords and swords she has began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of green energy, stars, fire, flames, and Komodo dragons, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Qin Chen's Scalebreath Raging Inferno Greatsword of Underground Fire Inferno Komodo Dragon Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded green gems and Scalebreath etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged, green blade, large Komodo dragon heads with yellow gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and large green gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four Komodo dragon heads with green gems for the eyes and on the bottom is Scalebreath's head with green gems for the eyes and a large green gem in its mouth for the pommel. Qin has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with green gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the large gold Bracer, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Scalebreath's head with yellow gems for eyes and a large green gem inside its open mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a green kanji below Scalebreath that said, "Qin Chen, Gene-Slammer and Partner of Scalebreath, Dear Childhood Friend of Nico Chan, Loving Daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Chen, Loving Sister of The Chen Sisters, Very Powerful Descendant of Fa Mulan and The Dragon Emperor, Defender of China's Long History Loving Sister of Mike Chilton and His Friends, Member of The Quantum Quartet, Loving Girlfriend of Chris Taylor, Archenemy of Leonard Snart Also Known as Captain Cold, Destroyer of Ch'Rell, The Ultrom Shredder, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Komodo Dragons, Flames, and Compassion"
チン・チェン、ジーン・スラマーでありスケイルブレスのパートナー、ニコ・チャンの親愛なる幼馴染み、チェン夫妻の愛する娘、チェン姉妹の愛する妹、ファ・ムーランと龍帝の非常に強力な子孫、中国の長国の守護者歴史 マイク・チルトンとその仲間たちの愛する妹、クォンタム・カルテットのメンバー、クリス・テイラーの愛するガールフレンド、レナード・スナートの宿敵、キャプテン・コールドとしても知られる、チェレルの破壊者、ウルトロム・シュレッダー、破壊者にして悪の殺し屋、錯乱した、殺人的で冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、素晴らしく強力な教師の素晴らしく強力な生徒、そしてコモドドラゴンと炎と慈悲の達人
Qin has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-UNDERGROUND GIRL-SCALEBREATH-KOMODO DRAGON-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA CHINESE FIRE INFERNO STARSTORM UNDERGROUND GIRK KOMODO DRAGON ANGEL OF DIVINE CHINESE FIRE INFERNO STARSTORM UNDERGROUND GIRK KOMODO DRAGON ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE CHINESE FIRE INFERNO STARSTORM UNDERGROUND GIRK KOMODO DRAGON ANGEL COMPASSION!
We were amazed by Qin's Super Angel-Underground Girl-Scalebreath-Komodo Dragon-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Brad Buttowski saw it, the fucker lost his mind again and this time, went after her to kill her. But, Qin fired a massive barrage of green energy blasts, stars, fire, flames, and Komodo Dragons at them, and he got hit hard and blown back, and this made him even angrier now.
Qin: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Star Fire Underground Komodo Dragon Angel and Divine Star Cosmic Water Underground Komodo Dragon Angel Hope) That was for putting Kick through Hell and for all your other stunts, you fucked-up piece of shit! And you really had a fucking screw loose in your head if you thought you could try to attack me!
Lincoln: But, it won't matter either way, because he's going to die.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Wallflower and Qin, and so did we as we also unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You've caused us more than enough trouble for the last time, Brad Buttowski. Now, we're going to put you down like the mongrel that you are.
Me and Nico: You're heading for an early grave, you fucked-up piece of shit!
Eli: You're going to get your empty skull bashed in for everything you've done, you piece of crap!
Lana: And then I'm going to have Lucy turn your skull into a toilet and pee in it!
Lola: And then turn your skin into footie pajamas!
Nico: And then I'm going to rip your heart out and eat it!
Brittney: Then I'm going to eat your brain!
EW! WE ARE REALLY GROSS!
Nico: Qin, make him bleed!
Qin: With pleasure.
We were all spewing death threats like crazy at Brad Buttowski, and this absolutely drove him off the deep fucking end as he screamed in extreme rage and ran at us like a fucked-up animal, but we were so ready for him.
Lincoln, Wallflower, and Qin went after Brad Buttowski, who's now gone Nth-Degree Fucked-Up crazy and charged at us like an animal, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, forest green and spring green energy, green energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Golems, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Brad Buttowski and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more with his claws and firing energy slashes from his gold armored claws and he, Wallflower, and Qin attacked them with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really really really driving Brad Buttowski insane with rage.
Brad Buttowski: (NTH-DEGREE FUCKED-UP ENRAGED SCREAMING) I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU ALL, YOU FUCKING DILLWEEDS!
Brad Buttowski ran at us with extremely fucked-up rage, but Lincoln kicked him hard in the stomach and sent him flying into the air.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) This is the last time we ever have to deal with a piece of crap like you.
Nico: That is for sure!
Lincoln lifted his massive greatsword above his head and he drew a ring of fire which'd opened up a portal, and then, demons from the depths of Hell flew out of the portal, and they proceeded to rip and tear Brad Buttowski apart splattering his blood and guts all over the place as he screamed in agony and pain.
Me: WHOA! Oh man, you summoned demons from the depths of Hell to tear him apart, damn!
Nico: (Smirks) Well, he did have training from his Guardian Angels who know much about the Dark Arts and one of those Dark Arts includes Demon Summoning.
Anna Anyanova: When the others see this, they're going to be so impressed!
Sabrina Lorelai: That also includes the other Gothic Guardian Angels, Anna.
The demons devoured Brad Buttowski's body and they flew back into the portal as it closed. Then, Brad Buttowski's spirit appeared.
Brad Buttowski: You think you Dillweeds have won, you think this is all over?! I'll come back again, and I will kill you ALL! YOU HEAR ME?!
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) That chance will never come, and like I said, this is the last time we ever have to deal with you.
Lincoln drew the Judgement Kanji on Brad Buttowski's forehead, and then, it glowed with purple light and he was seized by all those he hurt, and finally, he was erased by The Black Gates.
Brad Buttowski: DAMN YOU ALL, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM! (SCREAMS IN PURE NTH-DEGREE FUCKED UP RAGE AS HE FADES AWAY)
Maria: That erases him, not the things we saw because of him!
Nico: Yeah no shit.
We all cheered as Lincoln, Wallflower, and Qin holstered their massive greatswords and powered down, and Wallflower's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, longer tail, longer white horn, and massive green angel wings are permanent, and Qin's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, and massive black angel wings are permanent.
Suddenly, Wallflower felt wobbly and she was about to faint, but Lincoln caught her in his massive and powerful muscular arms.
Lincoln: You okay, Wallflower?
Wallflower: I'm way dizzy from that, but I'm okay.
Me: Now, you know how we felt. But, that was so awesome, you guys really gave that asshole quite the nasty beating of his miserable life.
Nico: You got that right, and I really liked how you sentenced him to die, Lincoln: drawing a ring of fire above your head and that turned into a portal that summoned demons that tore him up and ate him.
Lincoln: I figured it would be perfect that he gets to experience what happens when he comes face-to-face with Hell's legions.
Wallflower: He was nothing more than a piece of trash, he deserved it big time.
Lola: You got that right.
Suddenly, Wallflower wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waists, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Wallflower's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms, and then, placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and Alicorn flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and flowers growing around them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Wallflower absorbed the elements and the plants and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Lincoln: Now, we can finally consider Brad Buttowski as nothing more than a forgotten memory.
Nico: An absolute menace to society.
Me: You got that right, after trying to piss us off to no fucking end, his stunts have finally caught up to him.
Nico: And he paid the ultimate price for his reprehensible ugly nature.
Qin: Yeah no kidding!
Eli: Getting torn apart by the demons of Hell. Say, can you also summon the armies of Heaven with that same trick?
Lincoln: I can.
Nico: Next rescue, I definitely want you to do that, Lincoln. You made Brad experience Hell when you summoned those demons, the next villain, I want him to suffer Heaven's wrath.
Me: That's an awesome idea.
Lincoln: I'll definitely do that.
Xenia: The retribution of Angels. Awesome.
Nico: Now, for business.
Me: Yep the Anothers.
Eli: I sensed them and we have Another Cloud Creatures, Cloud (Marvel), Cloud of Darkness, Silver Swan, Cloud Hilton, Silver St. Cloud, Suzaku and Vulkanus.
Me: Whoa all Cloud villains.
Qin: Cool!
Nico: Yeah!
Lola: Yeah!
Me: This will be interesting.
Maria: Who do we call for them?
Me: Time to fight Clouds with Clouds! I summon THE CLOUDIANS!
I summoned Cloudian Eye of the Storm, Turbulence, Storm Dragon, Poison Cloud, Cirrostratus and Acid Cloud!
Poison Cloud: Boy this is fitting for us!
Cirrostratus: It sure is!
Storm Dragon: Yeah it sure is.
Eli: And I sense that the Anothers minus Vulkanus are one person.
Nico: Whoa!
Camie: Awesome!
Nico: Now, we wait.
Lola: We don't have to wait long!
We saw Another Cloud Creatures, Cloud (Marvel), Cloud of Darkness, Acid Creature (Scooby Doo), Cloud Hilton, Silver St. Cloud and Suzaku!
Lola: Whoa!
Another Acid Creature (Scooby Doo): This will be cool.
Me: That voice!
They merged and she reverted back and it was a girl with magenta hair and she had blue eyes and had the kanji for Cloud in the middle of her forehead and she had purple clothes and had purple angel wings and had a storm sword in her hands.
Me: (GASP) Mira Cloudian!
Mira Cloudian: It's amazing to see you again J.D. and it's great to be surrounded by all these amazing clouds.
Me: Boy it sure is. Mira is the gene-slammer of the Cloudian Monsters and also she is a member of the Great Cloud Appreciation Society.
Nico: COOL!
Eye of The Storm: Wow it's an honor to meet the gene-slammer of us.
Mira Cloudian: Same here.
Me: Me and Mira photographed and took pictures of awesome clouds of all kinds. We even went to alien planets and took pictures of clouds there.
Nico: That is cool!
Qin: Boy I'll say.
Me: Yep. You wouldn't believe how many kinds of clouds there are.
Acid Cloud: That is really awesome.
Cirrostratus: It sure is and you are an amazing cloud lover.
Mira Cloudian: I sure am.
Me: Sorry we have to fight like this.
Mira Cloudian: No worries.
Camie: By the way is the Another Vulkanus friendly or hostile?
Me: Aww Camie I was going to ask that.
Camie: Sorry J.D.
Mira Cloudian: She's friendly and knows Maria well.
Maria: Wow.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and was separated from the Anothers!
We fired waves of energy and blasted them and smashed the Anothers and I caught the Wonder Ride Books.
Lola: Awesome!
Eli: Now for the Another Vulkanus.
Shanan: This will be awesome.
Camie: Yep.
Nico: There she is!
We saw Another Vulkanus!
Qin: Whoa!
Me: Another Vulkanus!
Xenia: Oh boy.
Another Vulkanus: (In a girls voice) Maria it's awesome to see you. And you too Carol.
Maria: (GASP) That voice!
Carol: Wait is that!?
She reverted back and was a girl that was made entirely out of cosmic matter! She had the stars, planets and nebula in her.
Callie Cosmica: Callie Cosmica is here!
Maria: Callie! Wow!
Carol: Oh wow! I haven't seen you since kindergarten. Been a long time!
Callie Cosmica: It sure has been a while.
Me: One of your friends that got mutated from the Big Bang?
Maria: Yeah that's right. Callie is an astronomer and she studies all about the stars.
Nico: Whoa!
Me: You look awesome made of stars.
Callie Cosmica: I sure do.
Me: What were you doing when the Big Bang happened?
Callie Cosmica: I was observing the stars through my telescope and then this purple cloud appeared out of nowhere and covered me. Next thing I knew I was turned into this.
Qin: Whoa!
Kaito: (Gets out Gokaiger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Zocks: (Gets out Go Busters gear) Because we can grant it instead.
Kaito got a Super Megaforce sword and Zocks got a Beast Morpher Sword.
Callie Cosmica: Just to cure my condition.
Me: Well how would you like the power to use these powers as human and all that.
Maria: Yeah it worked for me and my friends. So it'll be perfect for you.
Callie Cosmica: I would like that.
Qin: Awesome.
Me: First lets get rid of the Another.
Callie Cosmica: Right.
She turned back into Another Vulkanus.
Sougo (gets out Super Megaforce Ridewatch): Do you have a hero name?
Geiz (gets out Beast Morphers Ridewatch): All Bang Babies have one.
Sougo got SuperMegaforceRedArmor while Geiz got RedBeastMorpherArmor.
Callie Cosmica: I sure do. I am called Cosmicallie.
Qin: Nice name.
Xenia: Cool.
Nico: Time for some Taedenite Fury. (ACTIVATES VULKANUS AND SUZAKU'S RIDEWATCHES)
He fired waves of lightning and energy and smashed her down.
May: Feel the heat! (ACTIVATES HEAT THING AND IRONCLAD'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired waves of lava and energy and smashed them down.
Maria: And this! (ACTIVATES OPEN ROIDMUDE AND YOST JUGGERNAUT'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired waves of energy and smashed them down.
Fu: Time for some lightning! (ACTIVATES SUZAKU'S RIDEWATCH) (Echoing) STORM OF TORMENT!
She fired a massive blast of lightning and electrocuted her.
Then Whirlwind, Evil Luxord, Water Hoser, Ryudragoons, Anck-Su-Namun and Bi-Beast came.
Nico: Nice team Whirlwind!
Whirlwind: Thanks Nico.
Nico: Awesome.
Then a Skeledirge came!
Me: Cool a Skeledirge!
Nico: Awesome.
Skeledirge: (In a girls voice) Awesome to see you again Nico.
Nico: Roxanna Fira!? Whoa!
She reverted back and was a girl with orange hair and red eyes and had red and orange clothes and she had the kanji for song in the middle of her forehead.
Roxanna Fira: Yep. I got this.
She fired a blast of fire and smashed down Another Vulkanus and I caught the ridewatch and purified it and she was back to normal.
Me: Awesome. Now for this. (SNAPS FINGERS)
Callie was human again and she had her blue shirt and black pants and had a blue vest on.
Qin: Awesome!
Fu: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Roxanna Fira: When me and Nico burned down a club full of bullies while they were sleeping. They came after us and tried to kill us. But we bashed and pulverized them.
Nico: Yep.
Qin: Awesome!
Nico: That sure was.
Nico and Roxanna hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Roxanna Fira: Sane here Nico.
We went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Brandon Skellington, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, Red Tornado, Tarra Taiyou - Champion of Forgiveness, Cassie Excelsion - Champion of Kindness, Athena Wendolla - Champion of Loyalty, and Laura Diane Pyenington - Champion of Laughter are heading to Margaret Desroches' home planet, Geos, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the five girls here, but he's also going to meet Margaret Desroches' parents and destroy Margaret Desroches' Bringer of Chaos older brothers, Ajax and Acker Desroches.
Me: Whoa, this is one mountainous planet!
Lincoln: (GASPS) I know where we are, we're on Margaret Desroches' home planet, Geos, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the five girls here, but I'm also going to meet Margaret Desroches' parents and destroy Margaret Desroches' Bringer of Chaos older brothers, Ajax and Acker Desroches.
Margaret Desroches: This is going to be so awesome, you're going to meet my parents, Linky, and I should've known Ajax and Acker would be our targets. Years ago, those two troublemakers had tried to start trouble with you and they've threatened to break us up and/or kill you.
Lincoln: Which is why when we get after them, I'll do to them what I've done to Pyros' Bringers of Chaos, Hydros' Bringers of Chaos, Aeros' Bringers of Chaos, Umbras' Bringers of Chaos, and Lucius' Bringers of Chaos. There's the castle, let's head in to meet your parents, and then, we get after your older brothers.
We arrived at the royal palace of Margaret Desroches' parents, and we headed for the throne room, and we were greeted by Margaret Desroches' parents: her dad, Aaron Desroches, a 8'3" giant muscular man with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, brown hair, orange sclera, brown eyes, massive brown angel wings, and he has on orange shorts with brown rocks, orange loincloth around the waist with gold belt and orange gem for the buckle, and he has a massive greatsword holstered on his back, and her mother, Kaia Desroches, a 7'9" beautiful woman with the body of a goddess, brown hair, orange sclera, brown eyes, massive brown angel wings, and she has on an orange crop top and orange shorts.
Margaret Desroches: Mom, Dad.
Aaron Desroches: Margaret, it's so good to see you here. And you've also brought Team Loud Phoenix Storm with you along with your future husband, Lincoln, right?
Lincoln: Yes, that's correct, Mr. Desroches.
Kaia Desroches: You're indeed everything my daughter says you are, Lincoln, and we can already guess she marked you when you both met again.
Me: Yes, that's right.
Nico: And Margaret told us about your other children, your older sons, Ajax and Acker, who are going to try to start trouble with him and they've been threatening to break them up and/or kill Lincoln.
Kaia Desroches: Yes, that's correct. Margaret's also right about calling them bringers of chaos. For so many years, those two have started trouble and caused so much havoc on Geos, it's not funny, and threatening to ruin the relationship of Lincoln and Margaret and even threatening Lincoln's life, that is truly unforgivable.
Aaron Desroches: Indeed.
Suddenly, we saw a beautiful and super sexy girl with long midnight black hair and red hairband, red eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful midnight black angel wings, she's dressed in a short-sleeved black blouse, sleeveless black top, necklace with pearls and red gem for the pendant, long frilly black skirt with jewels around the waist, white bridal gloves, black gothic stockings, black knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness, angels, demons, and angels on the coattails and on the back are the Fabled Duel Monsters, and in her right hand is a purple greatsword and a girl with long hair with the same colors as Princess Luna's mane and black hairband, midnight blue clothes with Princess Luna's cutie mark on the midnight blue skirt, black choker, white bridal gloves, midnight blue unicorn horn on her head, and midnight blue angel wings and they had the four girls with them.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Aldonza Calavera, Gene-Slammer of The Fabled Duel Monsters.
Maria Garcia, Isabella Andwraith, Emilia Ashenveil, Martina Dianaira, Alicia Dyf, Gabriella Gallabas, Luciana Grimro, Jade Krus, Renata Kushano, Liliana Lurrie, Amaia Marcosia, Isabel Miztoji, Lola Oltro, Sara Ragin, Valeria Raven, Angelina Soulkis, Regina Topi, Camila Urustos, Carmen Valkyrus, Daniela Abanc, Carina Catsith, Elisa Cerburrel, Paula Chawa, Sierra Ganashia, Zoe Kokkator, Itzel Kudabbi, Natalia Nozoochee, Erica Peggulsus, Rosa Rubyruda, and Estela Unicore: (Spanish Accent) The Goddess of The Fabled, she's here.
Aldonza Calavera: (Spanish Accent) That's right.
Then, Princess Luna appeared.
Princess Luna: And the second girl with you..., (Gasps) Adrienne Nightingale.
Lincoln: You know her, Princess Luna?
Princess Luna: I do, from Canterlot, and it was right before...
Adrienne Nightingale: Before I moved to Royal Woods. Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Adrienne Nightingale, Gene-Slammer of Princess Luna, Alicorn Princess of The Night, I'm Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Equestria and a powerful force of the night and dreams and I'm also a very powerful Alicorn and very powerful master of The Moon and magic, and I taught Lincoln how to cast some very powerful spells and how to dispel dark curses. Lincoln gave me a midnight blue neck choker, and to show my thanks, I kissed Lincoln on the lips, and when that happened, my midnight blue horn on her head glowed with midnight blue light and it was a sign of true love. Plus, I'm also a dear friend of Princess Luna from long ago and our bond has remained strong to this day, and like Princess Luna, I'm an amazing girl with the powers of the night and the moon, but she also hates Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan with a blazing passion because I had seen what kind of people Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan are.
Nico: What did Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan do to earn your wrath?
Adrienne Nightingale: Those five were waiting for Lincoln in an ambush, and then, they'd come charging at him to kill him in another attempt at his life, but I saved Lincoln as I charged in and kicked them into a nearby fence and they got knocked out because of just how strong I am. I dragged them home and told the family of what they tried to do to Lincoln, and not only did they get grounded for a month, but after I sent them running to their room, I put a spell on them to keep them from trying to go after Lincoln and it lasted for the whole month.
We gasped.
Me: The dark sides of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan made them truly evil and deranged monsters!
Laney: We warned them numerous times about this, but no, they refused to listen and they had their heads too far up their butts, and I wished someone would come and put those five in their place.
Lincoln: That task was always left to my Guardian Angels to put them in her place. And it's awesome to see you again, Adrienne.
Adrienne Nightingale: You too, Lincoln. And whoa! You've really had quite a growth spurt, not to mention you've still been hitting the gym like crazy, look at those massive upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs! And Princess Luna, you really have changed a lot since we last met.
Princess Luna: Indeed I have, Adrienne, and there's a lot of things that you should also know about ever since you were gone, and many of them had happened to me.
Lincoln told her of how Princess Luna was reunited with her Children of The Night, and how we got rid of The Tantabus, and that it was Grogar who had a hand in inciting jealousy in Princess Luna that had sparked her transformation into Nightmare Moon.
Adrienne Nightingale: I knew Grogar had a hand in this, he really is nothing more than The Devil Incarnate of Equestria.
Lincoln: Yeah, but we made him pay and sent him to The Black Gates forever.
Suddenly, Lincoln went up to and hugged Adrienne Nightingale in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Then, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on her neck with midnight blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and midnight blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Princess Luna: I knew that was coming, and now, you're part of Lincoln's harem and are now one of his future wives. But, I'd save the kissing for later, let's get after Margaret's siblings before they get after us.
Kaia Desroches: They've been sighted 200 clicks from the palace.
Lincoln: Whoa, that was quick!
Aaron Desroches: When trouble arises because of any attacking enemies or Ajax and Acker.
We headed outside to hunt down our targets: Ajax and Acker Desroches.
Suddenly, we saw the two people who Margaret Desroches talked about: her two older brothers, Ajax Desroches, a 8'3" giant muscular man with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, brown hair, orange sclera, brown eyes, massive brown angel wings, and he has on brown shorts with orange rocks, orange loincloth around the waist with gold belt and orange gem for the buckle, and he has a massive greatsword holstered on his back, and Acker Desroches, a 8'3" giant muscular man with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, brown hair, orange sclera, brown eyes, massive brown angel wings, and he has on brown shorts with orange rocks, orange loincloth around the waist with gold belt and orange gem for the buckle, and he has a massive greatsword holstered on his back.
Ajax Desroches: You goddamn stupid white-haired freak, so you're still together with our idiot sister?!
Acker Desroches: We'll kill you, and we'll make that stupid bitch learn her place like the dog that she is!
Ajax and Acker Desroches marched towards Lincoln with murderous intent to kill him, but before Sebastian could get at them, Lincoln slashed them on the chest with his right hand's gold-armored claws on his fingers leaving claw marks on their chests.
Ajax Desroches: WHAT THE?!
Then, Lincoln fired blasts of earth at them and sent them crashing into a wall!
Acker Desroches: Dad, Mom, do something about this insect!
Kaia Desroches: No. We've had it up to hear with you two little parasites.
Aaron Desroches: Your mother, Margaret, and I have had it up to hear with you two for the last time. For years, you two have caused a ton of trouble with you two running wild and causing havoc. Lincoln is a wonderful young man and we're proud of Margaret getting together with him, and over our dead bodies will we ever let you two get any closer to hurt him!
Ajax and Acker were really panicking now: their parents have seriously got them on the ropes now!
Ajax Desroches: W-what are you and Mom talking about, Dad? If that white-haired freak marries that bitch, Margaret, he'll be part of our family, and we don't want it!
Kaia Desroches: We've already seen just what kind of man Lincoln is: he's smart, extremely strong, brave, courageous, manly, and not afraid to stand up for everyone around him. He's already proven himself many times to Roxanne, and she's always protected him from danger. We already approved of Lincoln even before they came here to Geos while you two have been running wild without a care in the world and are still causing mayhem and chaos on Geos. The hell you mean Bringer of Chaos, the only two people worthy of that dirty shameful title are you and Acker, Ajax.
Ajax Desroches: N-no way!
Aaron Desroches: We held you both in the same high regard as Margaret as part of our family, but what with the chaos and mayhem you've caused on Geos, and the constant planning of trying to break Adreana, Arianna and Lincoln up and/or kill Lincoln so Margaret could suffer from heartbreak of losing the man she loves, you two will never be forgiven! You hear me?
Ajax and Acker were in shock!
Kaia Desroches: And we've also decided on this: you two will forever be disowned and we're cutting ties with you both forever!
Margaret Desroches: Same with me. You two bringers of chaos have caused me enough trouble to last an eternity. Lincoln, would you be so kind?
Lincoln: Gladly.
We saw the sclera of Lincoln's eyes turn orange, his deep sapphire eyes turn deep brown, and the rainbow iris of his Third Eye turn orange, and he also has orange earth tattoos on his massive muscular forearms: Lincoln's turned into his own Geosapien form.
Nico: WHOA!
Aaron Desroches: This was due to Margaret marking Lincoln and Lincoln marking Margaret, and he now has his own Geosapien form, that's quite impressive.
Ajax and Acker Desroches: YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME! YOU'RE CHOOSING THAT FREAK OVER US!
Aaron Desroches, Kaia Desroches, and Margaret Desroches: WITHOUT HESITATION!
Ajax and Acker Desroches: NOOOO!
Sylvester: All the same, now no one's going to say a kind word to you two moth-munching parasites.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: And for what you two tried to do to me and Margaret, you deserve the same punishment that I gave Pyros' Bringers of Chaos, Hydros' Bringers of Chaos, Aeros' Bringers of Chaos, Umbras' Bringers of Chaos, and Lucius' Bringers of Chaos. Let's get them!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Darren Arcangela, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Nicole's team, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Ajax and Acker Desroches and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Lincoln then grabbed Ajax Desroches' neck with his large left hand and he sucked out his incredibly strong cosmic earth powers, massive muscle mass, and immortality, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. When Lincoln let go, Ajax Desroches was now thin as a rake and he didn't have any of his earth powers anymore nor his immortality.
Then, Lincoln grabbed Acker Desroches' neck with his large left hand and he sucked out his incredibly strong cosmic earth powers, massive muscle mass, and immortality, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. When Lincoln let go, Acker Desroches was now thin as a rake and he didn't have any of his earth powers anymore nor his immortality.
Margaret Desroches: And not only did you two get stripped of your incredibly strong cosmic earth powers and massive muscle mass, but also, you've been stripped of your immortality since you two were nothing but pure evil.
Ajax Desroches: YOU BITCH! WE'LL KILL YOU BOTH!
Lincoln fired powerful orange blades from his massive greatsword and they pierced Ajax and Acker Desroches and they exploded and they were both sent to The Black Gates forever. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Then, Geos was suddenly beamed to our solar system and is also close by to the World Tree Estate.
Nico: And now, Geos has been beamed to our solar system.
Lincoln: And put under our protection, and that's another pair of moth-munching parasites will never be part of our family ever. (To Aldonza Calavera) And it's so good to see you again, Aldonza Calavera.
Aldonza Calavera: (Spanish Accent) You too, Linky, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Aldonza Calavera and he hugged her, and Aldonza Calavera is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Aldonza Calavera: (Spanish Accent) Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know this sexy hot mama?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., this is Aldonza Calavera, Gene-Slammer of the Fabled Duel Monsters, she's my Guardian Angel from Guanajuato, Mexico and his classmate in Art and Gym. She's a Goth Girl born with all of the powers of darkness and the ability to summon imps, along with midnight black angel wings, and she also knows a lot of spooky Spanish legends and legendary monsters of Spanish legend. She also knows much about The Occult and has a gift with all forms of Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, and The Dark Arts, and she's also a childhood friend of Maria Garcia, Isabella Andwraith, Emilia Ashenveil, Martina Dianaira, Alicia Dyf, Gabriella Gallabas, Luciana Grimro, Jade Krus, Renata Kushano, Liliana Lurrie, Amaia Marcosia, Isabel Miztoji, Lola Oltro, Sara Ragin, Valeria Raven, Angelina Soulkis, Regina Topi, Camila Urustos, Carmen Valkyrus, Daniela Abanc, Carina Catsith, Elisa Cerburrel, Paula Chawa, Sierra Ganashia, Zoe Kokkator, Itzel Kudabbi, Natalia Nozoochee, Erica Peggulsus, Rosa Rubyruda, and Estela Unicore.
Maria Garcia: (Spanish Accent) But, she has a very dark past, when she was little and when she was growing up, her parents practiced Dark Santeria and the Dark Side of Mexican Witchcraft, and they had used their dark arts to inflict death and chaos on many of their enemies, and their enemies were actually innocent people, but they crossed a very dark line when they chose Lincoln as their next target to slake their sadism. Aldonza Calavera fell into a very dark rage, and she Gene-Slammed herself into all of The Fabled Gene-Slammers and gained their powers over light and she also had gotten imps as well, and she then unleashed her powers of darkness and light on them and she had banished their souls to Xibalba to suffer eternal torment and torture.
Emilia Ashenveil: (Spanish Accent) Lincoln saw what happened and he ran to her home to find out what happened, and Aldonza Calavera had told him everything about what her parents tried to do to him, and she broke down and cried as she hugged him, and Lincoln hugged her back. Then, the news was passed to us and they understood why she did what she did, and she became a member of The Order of The Fabled.
Gabriella Gallabas: (Spanish Accent) From that day on, Aldonza Calavera swore to defend the innocent from those who dare to use the dark arts to inflict pain and suffering for their own sadism and amusement. Aldonza is also good friends with Lucy and The Young Morticians' Club, and like us, she hates Lori with a blazing passion, along with that gold-digging sack of feathers, Sergio.
Nico: Should've guessed it. We knew it from the other Fabled Gene-Slammers.
Aldonza Calavera: (Spanish Accent) Ay, it's true. I hated Lori with a blazing passion, but I also had a really nasty hatred for that gold-digging sack of feathers, he was literally trouble for a very long time.
Lincoln: But, we got rid of Dark Lori for good, and we permanently put Sergio on thin ice after we'd done a trial for everything he'd done, and it didn't end with Sergio being kicked out since he wouldn't last long in the wild, but he was put on permanent thin ice and we revoked all his partying privileges, he won't ever be going to any parties ever again.
Kurumu: Plus, that sack of feathers also put an Anger and Paranoia chip on Linky so he'd lose it and be consumed by anger and rage towards Nico as another plot for revenge!
Aldonza Calavera: (Spanish Accent) (SUPER ENRAGED) HE DID WHAT?!
Me: Kurumu, that was a bad time for you to say that.
Nico: You should've waited until we got back, so she can kick the tar out of him.
Lincoln: Now, now, as I said, Sergio's on permanently thin ice with us. But, when we do get back, you can kick the tar out of him.
Aldonza Calavera: (Spanish Accent) Okay.
Lincoln: Good. And now that you're here.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Aldonza Calavera in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Aldonza Calavera: (Spanish Accent) Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Aldonza Calavera's neck with crimson red gems on the gold lightning bolts and crimson red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Aldonza Calavera: (Spanish Accent)(Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Aldonza Calavera.
Aldonza Calavera had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her, and he leaned down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them, then, we went up to the five girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, they immediately recognized them. The five girls are Ren Mikuriya, Rina, Charon Tachibana, Lucia Valignano, and Sonya Bookblade/Director Academy from Unless Terminalia.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Ren Mikuriya, Rina, Charon Tachibana, Lucia Valignano, and Sonya Bookblade/Director Academy from Unless Terminalia.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Ren Mikuriya: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Ren Mikuriya and the other four girls saw who it was that saved them from Ajax and Acker Desroches, Geos' Bringers of Chaos, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white choker collar with gold accents and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura around him.
Ren Mikuriya: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made four clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Ren Mikuriya: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, five Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Ren Mikuriya, Rina, Charon Tachibana, Lucia Valignano, and Sonya Bookblade/Director Academy with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The World Tree Estate and the rest of the team was shocked to find out the villains we went after were Margaret Desroches' Bringer of Chaos siblings, Ajax and Acker Desroches.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did in viciously beating those overgrown musclebound morons down, then, Lincoln grabbed and sucked out Ajax and Acker Desroches' muscle mass, incredibly strong cosmic earth powers, and immortality, and sent them to The Black Gates, everyone cheered as they hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him and he had steam whistling from his ears. Lincoln, Adrienne Nightingale, and Aldonza Calavera have a lot of catching up to do now that they're back in town.
Maria: That's two more moth-munching parasites that you won't ever be related to in the future.
Lincoln: Yep.
Margaret Desroches: Those two were never our siblings, they're so stuck up, stupid, idiotic, moronic, and selfish, they didn't want me to be happy and delighted in seeing me miserable, but what they'd tried to do in trying to make us break up and/or kill you, that really did it! Those two ugly pigs with no manners deserved to get their ties cut by Mom and Dad.
Aldonza Calavera: (Spanish Accent) Alright, now where's that gold-digging sack of feathers?!
Maria: What happened?
Lincoln: Kurumu told her of what Sergio did in putting that Anger and Paranoia chip on me, and she's pissed off.
Then, Aldonza Calavera saw Sergio, and the fiery rage in her re-awakened and she pounced on and thrashed Sergio, and she threw him inside his cage once again.
Aldonza Calavera: (Spanish Accent) That's for putting that Anger and Paranoia chip on Linky, you sack of feathers!
Maria Garcia: (Spanish Accent) We did say her hatred for Sergio is really bad, and he caused us a lot of trouble in the past, so it's fitting he gets his rightful punishment.
Lincoln: True.
After getting rid of Geos' Bringers of Chaos, Ajax and Acker Desroches, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Aldonza Calavera and Adrienne Nightingale saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Aldonza Calavera: (Spanish Accent) My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever.
Adrienne Nightingale: He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Aldonza Calavera: (Spanish Accent) That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Adrienne Nightingale: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Nico: Yep. So, Aldonza, we've already heard from Adrienne of her memories with Lincoln, now what of you? What memories did you have with Lincoln?
Aldonza Calavera: (Spanish Accent) Oh man, I was hoping you'd ask that. Well, this one time, Lincoln and I along with the rest of his Guardian Angels were at The Casagrandes' apartment, and we were cooking lunch with Mrs. Casagrande. But, then, we heard the annoying squawk that we all know all too well: it was Sergio, and he was about to dive-bomb Lincoln and slash off his clothes and leave him in his underwear. But, I used his marshmallow blaster and blasted him, and he got stuck to the ceiling in marshmallow mush, and he was absolutely humiliated as we took pictures and posted them on the internet.
Aldonza Calavera showed us the picture, and we were laughing hysterically.
Eli: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY) SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SACK OF FEATHERS!
Sergio: (GROWLS ANGRILY)
Nico: Don't get anymore dumb ideas, Featherbrain. Like Lincoln said, you're on permanent thin ice with us.
Lincoln: Don't push it, Sergio, or I'll let my Fabled Gene-Slammer Guardian Angels decide on a worse punishment for you.
Raven Ghostrick: He's right, you better not do anything else to anger us, Sergio, because we'll do a lot worse to you.
That caused Sergio to shut his big fat beak: fearing he'll anger Aldonza Calavera and the other Fabled Gene-Slammers even more.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Downerd Magician, Harmonizing Magician, Empress of Prophecy, Universe 666 Aligned Airachnid, Simulator Korra, Simulator Asami Sato, and Universe 666 Kuvira are heading to Shangri-Spa.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Downerd Magician, Harmonizing Magician, Empress of Prophecy, Universe 666 Aligned Airachnid, Simulator Korra, Simulator Asami Sato, and Universe 666 Kuvira are dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Downerd Magician, Harmonizing Magician, Empress of Prophecy, Universe 666 Aligned Airachnid, Simulator Korra, Simulator Asami Sato, and Universe 666 Kuvira had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Pablo and Anderson hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word those buttfaces have sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Empress of Prophecy: Whoa, so this is Shangri-Spa, it truly is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Empress of Prophecy, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Downerd Magician, Harmonizing Magician, Empress of Prophecy, Universe 666 Aligned Airachnid, Simulator Korra, Simulator Asami Sato, and Universe 666 Kuvira went to The Spring of Purification, The Spring of Bliss, The Spring of Sanctuary, The Spring of Jungle Mist, and The Spring of Rainbows, and they enjoyed taking a dip into each of the springs, and Lincoln got a deep-tissue and muscle massage from the girls as he felt the tension he had suddenly melt away, and he also gave the girls a deep-tissue and muscle massage and they enjoyed it.
Then, they went into a work-out area and worked out, and The Spring of Bliss is east of the plaza, the Spring of Sanctuary is south of the plaza, and Downerd Magician, Harmonizing Magician, Empress of Prophecy, Universe 666 Aligned Airachnid, Simulator Korra, Simulator Asami Sato, and Universe 666 Kuvira got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, but then, they saw hulking muscle-bound thugs hired by Pablo and Anderson coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he'd sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Downerd Magician, Harmonizing Magician, Empress of Prophecy, Universe 666 Aligned Airachnid, Simulator Korra, Simulator Asami Sato, and Universe 666 Kuvira and they hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Downerd Magician, Harmonizing Magician, Empress of Prophecy, Universe 666 Aligned Airachnid, Simulator Korra, Simulator Asami Sato, and Universe 666 Kuvira placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and we saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Looks like someone really had a good time at Shangri-Spa, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!
Suddenly, seven Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Downerd Magician, Harmonizing Magician, Empress of Prophecy, Universe 666 Aligned Airachnid, Simulator Korra, Simulator Asami Sato, and Universe 666 Kuvira with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Downerd Magician, Harmonizing Magician, Empress of Prophecy, Universe 666 Aligned Airachnid, Simulator Korra, Simulator Asami Sato, and Universe 666 Kuvira are in your harem.
Korra: Wow, now that's really awesome. Plus, I was also surprised to find out that our Simulator counterparts also had an interest in Lincoln.
Asami: And the same went with the Universe 666 versions of Aligned Airachnid and Kuvira.
Jenna: And Pablo and Anderson had some nerve trying to kill them, those two are just making things much worse for themselves.
Serena Logan: I always knew those heartless murderous buttfaces were and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and they're just making things worse for themselves.
Rarity: And trying to kill Downerd Magician, Harmonizing Magician, Empress of Prophecy, Universe 666 Aligned Airachnid, Simulator Korra, Simulator Asami Sato, and Universe 666 Kuvira, now those repulsive apes are really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and they should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Pablo and Anderson scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, the morons have officially lost their minds.
Maria: (Flips Pablo and Anderson the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you buttface morons!
Nico: Even after we kicked Pablo and Anderson's miserable hides, those bastards still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Flip, Lewis Travolta, Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
Inuyasha: Leave that to me. (YELLS AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS AT THE JERKS) SHUT YOUR HALF-WIT PIE HOLE, YOU HEARTLESS BUTTFACES!
Suddenly, the Beads of Subjugation on Pablo and Anderson's necks and on the necks of the jerks glowed and the amplified gravity forced the jerks to faceplant on the ground, and we laughed hysterically.
Nico: Those Beads of Subjugation really are awesome!
Lincoln: And that'll be to remand them if they so much as get anymore dumb ideas again. Remind me to add more punishments to them.
Me: We'll do just that.
Later it was time for another awesome Super Mario Galaxy Adventure.
Nico: Next is Drip Drop Galaxy.
Qin: Cool!
Lola: Yeah!
Nico: This will be fun.
Eli: Yeah it will.
Nico: Who wants to go?
Gali: I'll go with you Nico.
Nico: Okay then.
Nokama: I'll go as well.
Nico: Cool.
They went in and they were at Drip Drop Galaxy!
Nico: Here we are.
Gali: Perfect for me and Nokama.
Nokama: This is our element.
Nicole: (On the radio) This one only has one star. You just have to blast the eels here.
Nico: Easy.
?: I'll help too.
Then a Quaquaval came.
Nico: Cool a Quaquaval.
Gali: Wow!
Quaquaval: (In a girls voice) This will be fun.
Nico: Collette Remmington! Wow!
Nokama: Don't revert back yet.
Quaquaval: I plan not to till after this.
Nico: I don't think there are any Goombas here.
Gali: No even if there were they can't swim.
They dove in and went after the eels!
Nico: Lets get them!
Gali: Me and Nokama will start us off!
They fired waves of energy and blasted the eels!
Nico: (gets out Vulkanus and Juggernaut's Ridewatches) I hope this make me strong enough!
He activated them and grew muscular and Nico bashed the eels.
Quaquaval: Time to finish them.
Quaquaval fired waves of water and smashed the eels! Then the star was revealed!
Nico: There it is!
Gali: We got this.
They went and got it!
YOU GOT A STAR!
Nico: YEAH!
Collette reverted back and she was a girl with blue hair and had a blue tank top and blue skirt and had blue angel wings.
Collette Remmington: That was awesome!
Nico: Yeah!
They high five!
Gali: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Collette Remmington: When me and Nico won the Aquatic Dance Competition and that was fun.
Nico: That was where we had to dance on water.
Nokama: Cool!
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Collette hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Collette Remmington: Same here.
We were later watching TV and then we saw the Mascots heading somewhere.
Apple Bloom: Where are you guys going?
Poromon: There's an awesome new Chinese restaurant that opened up and we're going to get some grub.
Me: Cool! We'll go too.
Nico: Awesome.
We went down to the surface and followed the mascots and we got to the restaurant. It was called The Golden Noodle Mein.
Xenia: Cool!
Me: I've heard about this place. It makes many kinds of awesome Chow Mein noodles.
Nico: Cool!
We went in and ordered. I got nuclear hot ghost pepper Noodles and rice.
Applejack: What will you guys get?
Poromon: Coconut Curry Noodles.
Poliwag: Thai Peanut Noodles.
Manaphy: Me and Mama are gonna get what J.D. got.
Horsea: Me and Maria are gonna have Mango Curry udon.
Qin: Awesome.
We placed our orders and we got to eating.
Me: (Eating) Mmm! (Fire Aura flares up) Delicious!
Nico: Boy that is awesome.
Manaphy and May had a bite and it was tasty and spicy.
May: (WHEEZING) SPICY.
Crumplezone: You two okay?
Manaphy: Spicy good.
May: Yeah.
Poliwag: (Eating) Mmm! Delicious.
Horsea: (Eating) So good.
?: Boy all that looks tasty.
We saw an Oinkologne.
Me: Cool an Oinkologne.
Nico: Neat.
Oinkologne: (In a girls voice) The food here is sure great.
Nico: Andie Kylie! Wow.
She reverted back and was a girl with brown hair and green eyes and had brown clothes.
Andie Kylie: Mind if I join you guys?
Me: Sure.
She ate with us and we were hungry.
G1 Inferno: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Andie Kylie: When me and Nco ate the largest bean burrito ever. The El Flatulencia. It's a giant and huge bean burrito that weighs over 10 pounds and me and Nico became the only 2 people to eat it.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Boy that is awesome guys.
Nico: It sure was.
Nico and Andie hugged.
Nico: I've mossed you.
Andie Kylie: Same here Nico.
Me: (Eating noodles) Mmm!
Eli: (Eating Curry Peanut Noodles) Good food.
Qin: (Eating Garlic Curry Noodles) Mmm! Delicious.
Poromon: It sure is.
Leeli: (Eating Salmon Garlic Noodles and Rice) Mmm! It sure is tasty.
Girl Jordan: (Eating Curry and Thai Pepper Udon Noodles) Mmm! Delicious.
Camie: (Eating Fish Curry Noodles) Mmm! So good.
We had a really good meal.
We were stuffed and man was it good.
Lola: Ahh! (BURPS) That was good.
Xenia: Boy it sure was. (BURPS) Oh pardon.
Nico: Boy that was so good.
Poromon: It sure was good. Glad you all liked it.
Vince: Awesome idea eating here.
Carol: Boy it sure was.
Airi: Yeah we're stuffed.
We then got awesome complimentary fortune cookies.
Me: Hey fortune cookies.
Nico: Lets see what we got.
We each got one.
I opened mine.
Me: (Reading) "You will meet 30 gene-slammers on the next rescue and good love will follow from them." Boy the next rescue must be an awesome one next.
Nico opened his.
Nico: (Reading) "You will battle and win against a record setting number of Anothers on the next rescue. All of whom will be one person." Whoa!
Xenia: I wonder who they will be.
Eli: We'll find out.
Eli opened his.
Eli: "An unexpected surprise will show up after the rescue for you"
Nico: Boy this will be awesome. I wonder what it will be.
Lola opened hers.
Lola: (Reading) "The Skies will give you piles of gold and jewels on todays mission for the capture of a villain." Whoa this will be cool.
Nico: It sure will.
Me: This one is for the jerks.
ZOOM!
I went to Lynn's Table. And gave a Fortune Cookie to Flip and ran back fast.
Flip: Fortune Cookie huh. Haven't had one of these in a while.
He opened it and read it.
Flip: Luck be a lady tonight! (Reading) "Bad Luck and Extreme Misfortune Will Infest Your Pathetic Soul for All Eternity."
I sat down back at our table and just as I got back…
LOUD CRASHING AND EXPLOSIONS AND BRUTAL FIGHTING NOISES AND SCREAMING!
Nico: WHOA! HOLY CRAP!
Eli: Holy mackerel! That is all coming from Flip?
Me: Yep. I don't know what was in that fortune cookie but I sensed that it was dangerous.
Nico: Boy no kidding.
Brittney: Looks like Flip got cursed with the worst case of bad luck ever.
Lynn: Serves that jerk right.
KRASMASH!
Flip: (EXCRUCIATINGLY PAINFUL AND AGONIZING SCREAM!)
Me: OOH! That is not going to feel good on him!
Camie: OUCH!
Varie: Yikes!
Airi: That was good food!
Me: You said it.
Nico: I'm stuffed.
Leina Vance: Me too. That was so good.
Lana: Yeah.
Nico: Great restaurant guys.
Poromon: Thanks Nico.
We paid for the food and left.
Xenia: Boy that was so good.
Eli: Boy it sure was. I'm so full.
Camie: Me too.
Poromon burped.
Poromon: Oh scuse me.
Nico: You're excused.
Casey: And like I said, I have an awesome treat for you all that I promised yesterday. I'm taking you all to an amazing hockey game.
Xenia: Oh yeah!
Varie: Cool!
Lynn: Awesome!
Casey: (LAUGHS) I knew you would like it Lynn.
Me: She is the ultimate sports star after all.
Xenia: Yep.
Then the previous group came.
Zs'Skayr: Can me, Biowulf, Scorpion, Bizarro, Johnny 13, Kitty, Titanium Titan, Zexion, Titania, and Number 7 go with you guys?
Nico: Yes you all can.
Qin: This will be fun.
Lola: Yep.
Barath Beyond: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Spidops and Lokix next.
Me: Ooh two bug Pokemon.
Palmer: As long as Windows doesn't go with me on that rescue I'm good.
Windows: HEY FUCK YOU PALMER!
Windows: I don't want you going with me.
Me: All right knock it the fuck off! Sheesh you two act like children.
Kate Vollans: Boy the Thing really scarred them too,
Me: You have no fucking idea. It was a nightmare.
Casey: Lets get a move on then.
We were off to the stadium.
We were flying to New York City.
Biowulf: Will Connor McDavid be there?
Me: We'll find out.
Lynn: And I love a good hockey game.
Me: Nico remember the hockey game we went to that dealt with Stern Fern?
Nico: How can I forget.
Apple Bloom: That was where me and the Crusaders met our archenemies.
Lori: That was literally so fun.
Nico: It sure was.
Lola: Yeah it was.
We arrived at the hockey stadium.
Terrence: Here we are!
Nico: Awesome.
Casey: Follow me guys. We get in for free thanks to me.
Me: Cool!
We went in and followed Casey and got our seats.
Nico: Wow!
Me: Boy this is gonna be fun.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire eyes and rainbow iris of his Third Eye glowed, and he had a vision and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than the Turtles' old foes, The Texas Roughnecks, and they escaped from prison wanting revenge on The Turtles for throwing them in prison. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh no.
Nico: Lincoln, what's wrong?
Lincoln: We got big trouble, Nico. I just had a vision and saw who it was that we're going to confront today: the figures I saw in the vision were none other than the Turtles' old foes, The Texas Roughnecks, and they escaped from prison wanting revenge on The Turtles for throwing them in prison.
We gasped.
Leo 2003: What? Oh, that's not good.
Casey Jones 2003: Those crooks tried to steal the Golden Puck Trophy, but we defeated them and sent them to prison. Now, those crooks have escaped from prison and it looks like they're after The Golden Puck Trophy again.
Me: We won't let those crooks get away with this.
Nico: You got that right.
Sheila: We'll have everyone ready and waiting to spring the ambush on those bastards.
Tom Lair: That's right.
Eric Loud: I'll also be waiting to ambush them as well once you guys take them down.
Lincoln: Okay, Cousin Eric.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: Donny what can you tell us about the Texas Roughnecks?
2003 Donny: Well they are a criminal group but they are as you know from Texas. Their leader is Mr. Arboost.
He went over their history.
Mr. Arboost is a wealthy criminal boss in the 2003–2009 animated series, and leader of the Texas Roughnecks criminal group. He wears a cowboy hat.
He wanted to have a super slam hockey team of his own, but the officials refused to give him one, saying that his image was wrong for the sport (mainly because he recently got out of jail). He decided to steal the Golden Puck prize and use it as a bargaining chip to get what he wanted. In The Golden Puck episode, he sent Slim, Robby and Bobby to steal it during a super slam hockey game. The Ninja Turtles and Casey Jones managed to take it from him, leading to a frenetic car chase. However, Casey wanted properly deal with Arboost and the Texas Roughnecks, which was done by luring them back to the hockey rink and fighting them. After that, he and his henchmen were taken to prison
When he was done we were shocked!
Clay Bailey: Why those rotten no good sidewinders! How dare they disgrace the good name of Texas!
Sandy Cheek: I'm gonna be on them like ugly on an ape!
Applejack: YEAH! No one disgraces the pride of Texas and gets away with it!
Needle Man: We need to form a plan of attack.
2003 Casey: No! We have to go now! Every minute we waste gives them more of a chance to escape with it!
Cyborg: Will you calm down, man? It's just a puck.
2003 Raph: (facepalms) You shouldn't have said that.
2003 Casey: Just a puck? Just a puck!? It's not just a puck! It's a symbol, that Golden Puck comes from the beginning of ice hockey and carries us towards the future of…ice hockey! Don't you get it? It's like stealing the Empire State building, or-or-or apple pie! And I'm getting it back whether you guys help me or not! (storms off)
Me: I'm going with you!
April: Me too!
Nico: Not without us you don't!
We went with them.
2012 Casey: I'm with you, man! (follows him)
2003 Mikey: They have apple pie here?
May: Well, at least he won't be completely alone.
2003 Mikey: Where's the pie? I distinctly heard someone say pie.
Laney: Come on guys!
Everyone came.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than his, Linka, Penny, and The Rescuers' old enemy, Madame Medusa, and she's broken out of prison wanting revenge. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and none of us are going to like it one bit especially you, Linka, and The Rescuers, Penny: the figure we sensed is none other than our old enemy, Madame Medusa, and she's broken out of prison wanting revenge.
We gasped.
Penny: I can't believe it, that witch has escaped from prison once again?!
Linka: She has got some nerve escaping from prison.
Rhonda Asmodeus: I remembered you telling me about that day long ago, Lincoln. I can't believe that old witch has escaped, well, there's no way I'm letting that greedy old hag try and get her revenge, she will pay!
We gasped.
King Mickey: Rhonda, are you sure about this? This will no doubt be a dangerous task for you and Lincoln.
Rhonda Asmodeus: I know, King Mickey, but as one of Lincoln's Guardian Angels, I will not let that old witch get away with this, she will suffer the wrath of the Darklords.
Goofy: Gawrsh, Madame Medusa won't stand a chance against you two, and Lincoln's not the same since that day.
Nico: That's right, Goofy, that old hag's in for one nasty surprise later today. Alright, gang, let's go, we're going to take down The Texas Roughnecks.
Lincoln: And send those crooks straight back to prison, and once we get done dealing with The Texas Roughnecks, you're next, Madame Medusa.
Rhonda Asmodeus: You better be ready to face a tortuous eternity in the blackest depths of Oblivion, Madame Medusa, your greed has forever doomed you, and now, you shall suffer the wrath of The Darklords.
2003 Raphael: You guys really should've handled that better.
Nico: What do you mean?
2003 Raph: Casey is very passionate about that puck. Trust me. I saw how he is about that firsthand.
Me: Really? Wow!
2012 Raph: I have to agree with that. (to Cyborg) Cyborg, what's your prized possession?
Cyborg: My car. Why?
2012 Raph: How would you feel if someone stole it?
Cyborg: I don't have to wonder about it. It's happened a few times. Ask Technus.
2012 Raph: Okay. Stupid question. But that means you should understand how Casey is about the Golden Puck.
Kitty: He's got you there.
Cyborg: You're right.
Me: Casey is an amazing hockey star as I have seen and I can tell he is very adamant when it comes to defending the honor of Hockey.
Casey: You're right on that J.D. and yes Hockey is my life. I use it as my combat style and play it for real.
Me: That is awesome and cool.
Xenia: It sure is.
Me: Also that Golden Puck is very special and I can tell that Casey wants to get it back for the team.
Xenia: That's right.
Me: Also I agree with Casey. Stealing the Golden Puck is like stealing the Stanley Cup after they won the championship.
Casey: Now you're getting it.
Lola: That is true.
Shred Naught: (to Lynn) Aren't you getting mad about this?
Lynn: Oh I'm not just mad. (EXPLOSIVE RAGE BURST) I AM EXTREMELY FURIOUS AND I WILL KILL THOSE JERKS FOR THIS!
A massive vortex of lava and fire blasted out from around her!
Nico: WHOA!
Me: When it comes to sports, Lynn will do anything to protect and enforce the honor of all sports everywhere.
Titanium Titan: (to Johnny 13 and Kitty) (Spanish Accent) Don't worry, Amigos. Your day together can still be fun.
Me: Yeah we can make it work with bringing the Texas Roughnecks to justice.
Johnny 13: That works.
Kitty: I agree there.
Nico: Yep.
Lola: We just got to find them and wail on them with the fury of defending the pride of Texas.
Me: I can tell Applejack, Clay, Sandy and all our teammates from Texas want to get them a piece of their minds.
Air Man: Don't tell me they're at a hotel again!
Casey: I have a feeling they are. That one right there.
We saw that they were in a penthouse suite on the top of the Ritz Carlton hotel.
Xenia: (Whistle)
Me: For guys from Texas they sure have awesome taste. And I know just the perfect place to spy on them from.
We went to the building next door and went onto the roof and we looked down onto the hotel from there. We even monitored them with powerful sound systems to listen in.
Zexion: Where was it last time?
2003 Leo: In the van.
Nico: Wow.
We heard their plan.
Mr. Arboost: YEEHAW! With the Golden Puck I'll be rich beyond my wildest dreams. It'll be one more step closer to becoming the richest not just in Texas but the world as well. I'll even be richer than Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Me: Nothing can surpass our wealth.
Camie: He sure is greedy.
Eli: Yeah. He wants all the gold in the world all for himself.
Me: I see them watching the van too.
Lola: Yeah.
Terrorsaur: Let's wait until no one's watching the van.
Apple Bloom: Actually I have a plan.
Applejack: You… You do sugarcube?
Apple Bloom: I sure do.
She huddled us together.
Apple Bloom: I'll have you all hide in this capsule right here and then I'll be dressed up as a Room Service Maid. When he put s drop of water on it, the capsule will burst and that will be the entrance for all of us.
Nico: That's genius Apple Bloom.
Me: That's a Perfect Sneak Attack Ambush.
Eli: Yeah it sure will work.
Nico: Where's the capsule?
She pulled out a big Tylenol Capsule.
Nico: Ooh the Old Tylenol Capsule Sneak Attack.
Apple Bloom: Yep. Just add one drop of water.
Titania: Go for it!
Apple Bloom opened it and then all of us got sucked in. She sealed it.
Apple Bloom: Ready guys?
We gave her the okay.
Apple Bloom spun around and was dressed like a maid. She put the capsule on a tray in a cart and had all kinds of good Texas Foods and went to the top floor in the elevator. She got to the penthouse suite and then rang the doorbell.
Mr. Arboost: Who is it?
Apple Bloom: Room Service.
Mr. Arboost: Come on in we're hungrier than a cow eating a cowpie.
She went in.
Apple Bloom: For appetizer we have Texas Bread Rolls with butter and gravy, Mashed taters and beef brisket gravy, Roasted chicken smothered in chicken gravy sauce and served with Texas green peas and for dessert we have Texas Apple Pie in a food capsule. Just add one drop of water.
She showed said dishes.
Mr. Arboost: All right we are starving.
She pulled out an eye dropper and dripped water on the capsule and then it rumbled and floated and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted out of the capsule and a Phoenix Cry was heard and then we came out!
Me: Texas Roughnecks, you're under arrest!
Mr. Arboost: Team Loud Phoenix Storm!?
2003 Leo: And we're here to kick your butts!
2003 Casey: Clearly, you didn't learn your lesson last time. So now, I'm gonna whack ya twice as hard!
Number 7: I am not even going to argue with that.
Me: Me neither. But not in here. Too nice a place.
We took the battle to the Chili Dog Planet!
Sonic: Now you're talking!
Qin: Awesome! The Chili Dog Planet is perfect.
Me: We're going to give you this one chance. Give back the Golden Puck and we'll be on our way. Or we fight and we take it back by force. So what's it going to be?
Mr. Arboost: Couldn't even if I wanted. The keys are back in the hotel!
Me: We don't need keys to get it. We have our own ways.
I formed a key from my finger.
Nico: But first we'll take you on first.
He then pulled out his guns and then I fired laser blasts and blasted them out of his hands and then Apple Bloom kicked him square in the crotch!
DING!
Me: (WINCE) OUCH!
Applejack: Time for a Texas Style Buttwhooping!
She formed her lasso and wrapped it around Arboost!
Applejack: YEEHAW!
She threw him around and spun him around like a lasso in a rodeo!
Mr. Arboost: I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK!
Aligned Grimlock: You're gonna be pummeled, asshole!
He smashed him all over the place with powerful punches.
Applejack then smashed him into a huge pile of chili dogs and then…
KRASPLAT!
He was a mess and Sonic ate all the Chili Dogs that went flying.
Lola: Oh yeah!
Qin: YEAH!
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was a rodeo!
Sonic: Can't let these go to waste!
Nico: That's true!
Then Baron Mordo, Gator Ghoul, Manta Bayarsh, KGBeast, Firepower, P'andor, Absorbing Man, Whirlwind, Dark Turtles, and Wrecking Crew came.
Nico: Baron Mordo, Gator Ghoul, Manta Bayarsh, KGBeast, Firepower, P'andor, Absorbing Man, Whirlwind, Dark Turtles, and Wrecking Crew.
Dark Leo: (to Leo) Good thing it's me and my brothers' turn today, huh?
Baron Mordo: It sure is.
Nico: Perfect too.
Gator Ghoul: Now you know what your originals liked to do in the early days.
Manta Bayarsh: Before people knew they existed.
Me: Yep.
KGBeast: (to Nico) We heard you explored more of the Element City.
Nico: We sure did.
Firepower: How was it?
Me: We had a good time and we went to Cyclone Stadium and we killed Brad Buttowski.
Firepower: Really!?
Me: Oh yeah we sure did.
Nico: Jerk had it coming.
Flamecon came!
Me: Flamecon! Back for another round I see?
Flamecon: I sure am.
Xenia: Infernal and cool.
Flamecon: (to 2012 Raph) I actually can tell you about when Technus stole Cyborg's car in the future.
2012 Raph: I would like to hear about that.
Nico: Awesome.
Lola: It's a good story.
We got the battles underway.
Eli Winston Bullock, Crag, Edith Norris, Derek, Odette, Loki (Marvel), Takeru (Maskman), Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Airi and 2014 Maleficent VS Baron Mordo - Nico's rescue in Element City and Wallflower and Qin destroying Brad Buttowski, the jerk deserved it
Baron Mordo was first.
Baron Mordo: (to Eli) Nico's rescue in Element City involved. Wallflower and Qin destroying Brad Buttowski. The jerk deserved it.
Eli: That is for sure. What a jerk.
Crag: Yeah he had it coming.
Takeru: That kid was a jerk.
Twilight Sparkle: Boy he sure was.
Starshine Sparkle: Yeah no kidding.
Spyro; You got that right. Now he is dead.
Baron Mordo: Good riddance. Lets do it!
Eli and Mordo called out Mismagius. Eli and Anakin merged and they formed into ELANAKIN! Baron Mordo and Dr. Destiny merged and they formed into DR. DESTIMORDO! Eli and group fired waves of magic and energy and smashed them down.
Becca Chang, Elizabeth Swann, Bulla, Valese, ChiChi, Jade Chan, Rita Fox, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Barath Beyond, and Borth Majar VS Gator Ghoul, Yost Pyro, Kasumi Clone, Dragonfly, Snapdragon, and Yost Trapster - Battling Another Cloud Creatures, Cloud (Marvel), Cloud of Darkness, Silver Swan, Cloud Hilton, Silver St. Cloud, Suzaku and Vulkanus
Gator Ghoul was next.
Gator Ghoul (to Becca): Nico, Shanan's team, Vulkanus' team, and the others did good battling Another Cloud Creatures, Cloud (Marvel), Cloud of Darkness, Silver Swan. And Another Cloud Hilton, Silver St. Cloud, Suzaku and Vulkanus.
Becca: Boy they sure did and it was so cool.
Elizabeth Swann: It sure was everyone.
Rita Fox: We all thought so.
Fluttershy: I think it was fun and amazing.
Tornado Bolt: I agree there.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Ja ja it sure was.
Stealth Elf: It sure was.
Gator Ghoul: That is for sure. Lets do it!
Becca and Gator Ghoul called out Sandile! Becca and Syd merged and they formed into BECSYD! Gator Ghoul and the U-Foes Merged and they formed into THE GATOR U-FOES! Becca and group fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and fruit and smashed them down.
Taylor (Loud House), Sally, EENE Sarah, X-Squad Mozenrath, Bubbles, Stella, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Tyrone McGee, and Terrence vs Manta Bayarsh, Yost Executioner, Gekkor, TTG Tooth Fairy, Eagle Undead, and Bluebird Imagin - Lincoln's rescue on Geos
Manta Bayarsh was next.
Manta Bayarsh: (to Taylor) I hesrd Lincoln's rescue was on Geos. How was it?
Taylor: It was really cool! It was a mountainous world and it was really amazing.
Sally: Boy it sure was.
Stella Yeah we were amazed ourselves.
Sunset Shimmer: It was really cool.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) We all thought so ourselves.
Sunburn: Yeah same here.
Manta Bayarsh: That is for sure. Lets do it!
Taylor and Manta called out Moltres and Gyarados. Taylor merged with Tara and they formed ont Tertaylor! Manta and Waffle Woman merged and they formed into MANTA WAFFLE! Taylor and group fired waves of fire and smashed them down.
Onewa, Adagio Dazzle, Rena, Zoey Drake, Rebecca Hawkins, Mai Valentine, Universe 666 Hydros, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Thrust and Starscream VS KGBeast, Muggshot, Cataclysma, Bling Bling Boy, Señor Cayenne, and Lorelei - meeting Adrienne Nightingale and Aldonza Calavera
KGBeast was next.
KGBeast: (to Onewa) I heard you guys met Adrienne Nightingale and Aldonza Calavera. What are they like?
Onewa: Adrienne is the gene-slammer of Princess Luna and Aldonza is the gene-slammer of all the Fabled monsters.
Adagio Dazzle: They are both so cool and awesome.
Hydros: Boy they sure are amazing.
Rarity: They sure are amazing darlings.
Sweetie Belle: We all thought so too.
Gill Grunt: I agree there too.
KGBeast: That is for sure. Lets do it!
Onewa and KGBeast called out their Golem. Onewa merged with Pohatu and they formed into ONEHATU! KGBeast merged with Avalanche and they formed into KGBAVALANCHE!
Onewa and team fired waves of rock, water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.
Aurico, Gretchen Holland, Woz, Universe 666 Nightmare Moon, Universe 666 Daybreaker, Nathalie McKee, Naida Riverheart, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Sonata Dusk and Transquito VS Firepower, Volcano Man, Wind Kang, Bad Rayman, Flamite, and Akira Otoishi - Adventure in Drip Drop Galaxy
Firepower was next.
Firepower: (to Aurico) Nico went to Drip Drop Galaxy. Did he have fun?
Aurico: They sure did and Gali and Nokama went with him and it was cool.
Gretchen Holland: They had a lot of fun at that one and went swimming and blasted eels.
Naida Riverheart: It sure was a fun one.
Applejack: Me too. Seeing it was great.
Apple Bloom: It sure was cool!
Firepower: Boy no kidding! And Apple Bloom that was an awesome sneak attack plan!
Apple Bloom: Thank you.
Flashwing: She had an awesome entrance.
Firepower: She sure did. Lets do it!
Aurico and Firepower called out Gyarados and Skarmory! Aurico and Tideus merged and they formed into AURIDEUS! Firepower and Water Elemental merged and they formed into WATER FIREPOWER! Aurico and group fired waves of earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal, apples and energy and smashed them down
Tahu, Yakumo Kurama, Leanbow, Knuckles the Echidna, Shizuka Nekonome, Min Min, Palea the Lava Golem, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Needle Man and Heat Man VS P'andor, Yost Crimson Dynamo, Wolf (Legend of The Candy Cane), Boxing World, Sushi World, and Noodle World - The Mascots Next adventure
P'andor was next.
P'andor: (to Tahu) (Russian Accent) The Mascots ate at a Chinese restaurant. I hope they ate a lot
Tahu: Oh they did and it was so fun and awesome.
Yakumo: All those noodles were so tasty and delicious!
Palea: It was really tasty.
Pinkie Pie: The mascots picked a really amazing restaurant.
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) It was a delicious one.
Featherweight: Boy it sure was awesome.
Sprocket: We all thought so.
P'andor: Indeed there. Lets do it!
Tahu and P'andor called out their Moltres! Tahu and Vakama merged and became TAKAMA! P'andor and Pyro merged and they formed into P'ANPYRO! Tahu and group fired waves of fire, metal, lightning and gears and smashed them down.
Marinette, Aloe and Lotus, Kanai Humuhumunukunukuapuaa, Igneus, Firesque, Rhinoram, Rozichi McArthur, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Shred Naught and Trolling Thunder VS Absorbing Man, Platinum Princess, Billiard Shadow, Brickleberry Ghost, Count Duckula, and Egg - Casey's Celebration at the hockey game
Absorbing Man was next.
Absorbing Man: (to Marinette) Casey's Celebration was at a hockey game. And what can I absorb around here?
Marinette: I don't think you can absorb chili dogs here.
Absorbing Man: Good point.
Marinette: But yeah it was a great hockey game until it was ruined by the Texas Roughnecks!
Aloe: (Eastern European Accent) Yeah those fiends!
Lotus: (Easturn European Accent) Those monsters.
Rozichi McArthur: (Australian Accent) That's right for sure mates.
Starlight Glimmer: Yeah no kidding there.
Cozy Glow: I agree there too.
Hex: Yeah that was awesome.
Absorbing Man: Boy no kidding! Lets do it!
Marinette and Absorbing Man called out Ditto! Then Marinette merged with Aloe and Lotus and they formed into MARINALOTUS! Absorbing Man merged with Platinum Princess and they formed into THE ABSORBING PLATINUM! Marinette and group fired waves of magic, stars, lightning, bones, blood and skulls and smashed them down.
Tom Majors, Jared, Miranda Rodriguez, Thunder Eagle, Zyla the Faithful, Thundenix, Plant Man, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Air Man and Dust Man VS Whirlwind, Evil Luxord, Falkar, Carnom, Lego Red Hulk, and Universe 666 Genie Jafar - Lynn and Casey are pissed that the Golden Puck was stolen
Whirlwind was next.
Whirlwind: (to Tom) Lynn and Casey are pissed that the Golden Puck was stolen. And how do you guys like my team?
Tom Majors: Your team is so cool!
Jared: Boy it sure is! And it's going to be awesome going with dad in the rescue next.
Plant Man: That is going to be so awesome.
Rainbow Dash: Boy it sure is awesome!
Scootaloo: You got that right!
Whirlwind (Skylanders): Yeah that is for sure.
Whirlwind: I'll say! Lets do it!
Tom and Whirlwind called out Altaria. Tom and Rainbow Dash merged and they formed into TOMBOW DASH! Whirlwind and Tchang Zu merged and they formed into WHIRLTCHANG ZU!
Tom and group fired waves of lightning, wind and rainbows and smashed them down.
Hulk, Eda, Zangief, Guile, Ryu, E Honda, Rip, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Beast Wars Scorponok and Terrorsaur VS Dark Turtles, Flotsam and Jetsam, Alpha Metroid, Gamma Metroid, Zeta Metroid, and Omega Metroid - The Texas Roughnecks are getting the ultimate Texas Buttkicking
The Dark Turtles were next.
Dark Mikey: (to Hulk) The Texas Roughnecks are getting the ultimate Texas Buttkicking.
Dark Raph: I hope my original self and his brothers have their turn to kick their asses!
Hulk: Hulk can promise that on there.
Eda: Yeah that is for sure.
Rip: It'll be awesome to rip them!
Princess Celestia: Yeah it sure will!
King Solar: You got that right on that.
Solar Eclipsa: That is for sure.
Amber Morning: Yeah no kidding.
Spotlight: I agree there.
Dark Donny: This is gonna be good.
Dark Leo: It sure will be. Lets do it!
Hulk and the Dark Turtles called out Mega Machamp. Hulk and Zangief merged and they formed into HULGIEF! The Dark Turtles and Alpha Metroid merged and they formed into THE ALPHA TURTLES! Hulk and group fired waves of light and energy and smashed them down.
Lok Lambert, Mia Addison, Tsukasa Kadoya, Luigi, Mario, Daisy, Flik, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, Slugslinger and Triggerhappy VS Wrecking Crew, Bulldozer Org, Breacher, Jackster, Puffin, and Duck Kong - The Texas Roughnecks are smashing rocks for the rest of their lives in prison
The Wrecking Crew was next.
Wrecker: (to Lok) The Texas Roughnecks are getting the ultimate Texas Buttkicking.
Thunderball: I hope you give them a Texas smashing!
Lok: Oh we sure as heck will!
Mia Addision: Yeah you can bet on that!
Flik: Oh it will be good!
Princess Luna: It sure will and it will be fun and great.
Moondust: You got that right.
Snowdrop: Yeah that is for sure.
Gari: I agree.
Blackout: I'm so looking forward to this one.
Piledriver: You got that right! All of us are.
Bulldozer: Yeah no kidding.
Wrecker: Yep. Lets do it!
Lok and the Wrecking Crew called out their Nihelego and Celesteela. Lok and Sophie merged and they became LOKSOPH! The Wrecking Crew and Hank Scorpio merged and they formed into THE WRECKING SCORPION! Lok and group fired waves of darkness and fire and smashed them down.
Time Force Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Kuuga Riders, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Flamecon.
Flamecon was next.
Flamecon: Boy this will be fun.
Nico: It sure will.
May: Yeah no kidding!
Flamecon: Yeah it sure will be! Lets do it!
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Thrashers of The Texas Roughnecks, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the anti-Texas Roughnecks symbol etched on the 7'5" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels.
Nico teleported back with them.
Time Force Rangers: TIME FOR TIME FORCE!
Eric: QUANTUM POWER!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! TIME FORCE!
They turned into the Time Force Rangers too!
Kuuga Riders: HENSHIN!
They transformed too!
Nico: Lets get him!
Wes: VORTEX BLASTERS!
They called the Vortex Blasters and formed the Vortex Cannon!
Nico: FIRE!
They fired waves of elements and energy and blasted Flamecon and then he exploded and he was reduced to the size of an action figure! Nico picked him up and put him in a pod.
Nico: Flamecon you have failed this planet.
Troy Borrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped!
Troy: This isn't hockey anymore.
Tsukasa: It's a full on beatdown!
Kamen Ride: Red Beast Morpher!
Kamen Ride: Blue Beast Morpher!
Kamen Ride: Yellow Beast Morpher!
Kamen Ride: Silver Beast Morpher!
Kamen Ride: Gold Beast Morpher!
Tsukasa turned into Beast Morpher Red and Daiki summoned clones of the Beast Morphers!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! BEAST MORPHERS!
They turned into the Beast Morpher Rangers.
Me: And we're playing San Antonio Style!
We went at him and bashed and pulverized Arboost and his gang all over the place!
Applejack, Apple Bloom, Inferno and Crumplezone used the Earth and Velocitron Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Applejack and Apple Bloom's powers, Inferno's Extinguisher Rifle 100 Fold and turned Crumplezone's boosters into shoulder cannons.
Applejack and Crumplezone: APPLE CRUMPLE BLAST!
Apple Bloom and Inferno: INFERNO MACHINE BLAST!
Iron Roll Fury and Zs'Skayr: IRON GHOST BLAST!
Golden Dragon of The Center and Biowulf: WOLF DRAGON GOLD BLAST!
Fire Emblem Force of Darkness and Scorpion: FIRE FORCE DARK SHOT!
Queen of Roran and Bizarro: RORAN BIZARRO BLAST!
Fire of the Stars and Johnny 13: FIRE STARS OF THE 13!
Air Dreamcatcher and Kitty: AIR DREAM BLAST!
Ice of Norway and Titanium Titan: ICE NORWAY TITAN BLAST!
Krampus Christmas and Zexion: KRAMPUS ILLUSION BLAST!
Rochefort Fury and Titania: TITANIUM ROCHEFORT BLAST!
Powdered Toast Breakfast Power and Number 7: TOAST 7 BLAST!
Applejack, Thunderbird Apple, Lightning Fritter, Golden Delicious, Magnolia May, Construct-Bot, Grindcore, Beary Fagerbear, Shy Crystal, Trihorn, Armor-Hide, Apple Bloom, Api Apple, Tender Tap, Frozen Fright, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Sugar Belle, Granny Smith, Apple Rose, Goldie Delicious, Bright Mac, Pear Butter, Cheerilee, Strawberry Sunrise, Blue Raspberry, Grand Pear, Rockhoof, Cocoa Axe, Steela Oresdotter, Autumn Blaze, Coloratura, Yona the Yak, Earth Skylanders and Albert Heinrich: EARTHQUAKE OF HONESTY!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Applejack, Turtle Brothers, Ninja Acolytes and me: NINJAS OF EARTH BLAST!
We fired waves of energy and elements.
Lincoln: HOCKEY ELEMENT STYLE: CONNOR MCDAVID!
Entrapta: HOCKEY LIGHTNING STYLE: SIDNEY CROSBY!
Perfuma: HOCKEY NATURE STYLE: CONNOR BEDARD!
Frosta: HOCKEY ICE STYLE: ALEXANDER OVECHKIN!
Shantae: HOCKEY MAGIC STYLE: PATRICK KANE!
Akko: HOCKEY STAR STYLE: CALE MAKAR!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said hockey stars.
Lincoln and his harem: HOCKET FINAL SMASH: HOCKEY PUCK BLAST!
They fired explosive hockey pucks. And they blasted down the Texas Roughnecks.
We fired rainbow energy blasts that tied up The Texas Roughnecks, and they were nabbed by the cops and put into police cars as they drove off.
Me: Have fun going back to prison for the rest of your lives!
Nico: You dumb criminals are a disgrace to the world of hockey! Awesome job, gang, we've taken down The Texas Roughnecks and sent them back to prison.
Lincoln: Now, there's only one thing left to do and one last loose end to tie up: Madame Medusa.
?: YOU FOOLS WILL PAY FOR RUINING MY PLAN TO FINALLY GET THE DEVIL'S EYE!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large search pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the ten large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln: (GROWLS) I always knew there was no mistaking that voice from anywhere, get out here right now, Madame Medusa, before we blast you into dust!
A figure came out, and it was none other than our old enemy, the greedy hag, Madame Medusa, and she also has her two crocodiles, Brutus and Nero.
Linka: You diamond-obsessed old hag, I knew one day you'd come back once again!
Penny: You just don't even know when to quit, do you?!
Madame Medusa: SHUT UP, YOU GODDAMN STUPID FOOLS! You ruined my one and only chance to get The Devil's Eye, and now, I WILL KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU! BRUTUS, NERO, DINNER TIME!
Brutus and Nero went after us, but Lincoln fired rainbow energy blasts at them and killed them and turned them into crocodile wallets.
Rhonda Asmodeus: Awesome croc skin wallets, Linky. Now, you're really going to get it, you old hag!
Suddenly, Rhonda Asmodeus' blue eyes turned neon blue, and she was surrounded by a black and blue energy aura with stars, darkness, demons, dark angels, dark lords, and Darklord Duel Monsters, she unholstered her dark sword from her back, and as she approached Madame Medusa, she left black and blue energy, stars, darkness, demons, dark angels, dark lords, and Darklord Duel Monsters with every step.
Rhonda Asmodeus: You really are nothing more than a diamond-obsessed greedy old hag who has no remorse nor empathy for any of the crimes you've committed, and on top of that, you tried to force a little girl to find The Devil's Eye especially after you murdered her parents in cold blood?! That is truly an unforgivable crime that makes you worthy of death! Madame Medusa, for all of the crimes you've committed against Penny and the state of New Orleans, I hereby sentence you to eternal damnation!
Suddenly, Rhonda Asmodeus was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and blue energy with stars, darkness, and hellfire surrounding the vortex, there are demons, dark angels, dark lords, and The Darklord Duel Monsters flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a dark blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at Madame Medusa: the red eyes of eternal death as a demonic choir sang. Then, as the vortex faded, Rhonda Asmodeus emerged, but she was changed forever.
DEMONIC CHOIR MUSIC PLAYS
Rhonda Asmodeus to 7'9" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has dark blue highlights in the bangs of her long black hair, she has neon blue eyes and a black and blue energy aura with stars, darkness, demons, dark hellfire, dark angels, dark lords, and Darklord Duel Monsters surrounding her, she has the Dark Kanji in the hands of The Darklord Monsters emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with dark blue iris, she has on dark angel earrings with dark blue gems for eyes and holding the Dark, Star, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has the Darklord Duel Monsters with orange gems for eyes and holding the Dark, Star, and Eternity Kanjis in her hands on the bottom of her dark blue demon-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with dark blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and dark blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Rhonda Asmodeus has on a dark blue sleeveless top, sleeveless blue vest, dark blue skirt, dark blue stockings, dark blue legwarmers, dark blue sneakers, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, darkness, demons, dark hellfire, dark angels, and dark lords of Hell on the coattails, and on the back are The Darklord Duel Monsters surrounded by stars and darkness. Suddenly, Rhonda Asmodeus felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive dark blue angel wings with stars in the wings and blue tips on the large dark blue feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long black wolf tails with dark blue tips and dark blue markings, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with dark blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.
Suddenly, Rhonda Asmodeus' dark sword, massive Darklords Duel Monster-themed greatsword and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and blue energy, stars, darkness, demons, dark hellfire, dark angels, dark lords, and Darklord Duel Monsters, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Rhonda Asmodeus' Eternal Darklord Damnation Greatsword of Darklord Damnation Dark Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded dark blue gems and the Darklord Duel Monsters etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged black blade, large dark angel heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with large dark blue gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large dark angel heads and below the dark angel heads is a large white angel head with dark blue gems for eyes and dark blue gem in its mouth for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with dark blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left large gold cuff Bracer, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold versions of The Darklord Duel Monsters' heads with dark blue gems for eyes and large dark blue gems in their mouths for the belt buckle and around the belt on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a dark blue kanji below the Darklord Duel Monsters that said, "Rhonda Asmodeus, Gene-Slammer of The Darklord Duel Monsters, Powerful and Deadly Force of Darkness, Master of Darkness, The Darklords, and The Fallen Angels of Heaven, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher of Flip, Destroyer of Madame Medusa, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Demons, Stars, Dark Hellfire, Dark Angels, and The Darklord Duel Monsters"
ロンダ・アスモデウス、ダークロード・デュエルモンスターズのジーン・スラマー、強力かつ致命的な闇の力、マスター・オブ・ダークネス、ダークロード、そして天国の堕天使たち、愛情深い守護天使でありリンカーン・ラウドの未来の妻、フリップのスマッシャー、マダムの破壊者メドゥーサ、悪の破壊者でありスレイヤー、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして闇、デーモン、スター、ダークヘルファイア、ダークエンジェル、ダークロードデュエルモンスターズのマスター
Suddenly, Rhonda Asmodeus' immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!
Rhonda Asmodeus has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DARKLORD DUEL MONSTERS-DARK ANGEL-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA INFERNAL DARKLORD DUEL MONSTERS GODDESS COSMIC INFERNAL DARKNESS DARKLORD GODDESS ANGEL OF DIVINE INFERNAL DARKLORD DUEL MONSTERS GODDESS COSMIC INFERNAL DARKNESS DARKLORD GODDESS ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE INFERNAL DARKLORD DUEL MONSTERS GODDESS COSMIC INFERNAL DARKNESS DARKLORD GODDESS ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Rhonda Asmodeus' Super Angel-Darklord Duel Monsters-Dark Angel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Madame Medusa saw it, she went ballistic and ran at her to kill her, but Rhonda Asmodeus fired a massive and powerful barrage of black and blue energy, stars, darkness, demons, dark hellfire, dark angels, dark lords, and Darklord Duel Monsters at Madame Medusa, and they exploded as they hit her and she got blown into a wall, she got back up, but now, she was mega pissed off.
Nico: Oh man, why do I have a feeling that...?!
Lincoln: That Hell has been unleashed?! I was about to say it, Nico, but as I said before, Rhonda is a powerful and deadly force for darkness, and she never shows any sort of mercy to those who have committed the truly despicable of crimes and if those crimes fit that of The Seven Deadly Sins, the only thing awaiting that person is eternal damnation at her hands.
Rhonda Asmodeus: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Infernal Darkness Darklord Goddess Angel and Divine Cosmic Infernal Darkness Darklord Goddess Angel Love) And that's exactly what Madame Medusa is about to face. Now, let's rip her to shreds, Linky.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Margaret Desroches.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You've caused us enough trouble for the last time, Madame Medusa, now I shall finish what was started all those years ago, and send you straight to Oblivion and eternal damnation for your greed, you selfish old witch!
Rhonda Asmodeus and Lincoln went after Madame Medusa, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and blue energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spiders, whales, monkeys, hummingbirds, lizards, giants, condors, cats, llamas, dogs, snakes, spirals, wings, snakes, trees, crocodiles, herons, fish, dark dragons, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Ghouls, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Yetis, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Madame Medusa and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Then, they attacked her with their massive greatswords leaving scars on her, and Lincoln left many more with his claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Madame Medusa also attack her with punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they smashed her all over with their immense and extremely powerful superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving her mad.
Madame Medusa: I'LL KILL YOU!
Madame Medusa went ballistic and ran at Rhonda Asmodeus and Lincoln, but Lincoln made a pillar of dark fire rise from the ground in the very spot, and she was sent flying into the air, and they fired two powerful blasts of dark hellfire at Madame Medusa, and they hit her and she was incinerated and her soul was sent to The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly for what Rhonda Asmodeus and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down, and Rhonda Asmodeus' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long black wolf tails, and massive dark blue angel wings are permanent.
Margaret Desroches: You've had it coming for a very long time, you diamond-obsessed old hag, thank you for helping me destroy Madame Medusa, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Rhonda.
Suddenly, Rhonda Asmodeus wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Rhonda Asmodeus' face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and the Darklord Duel Monsters flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and darkness and hellfire behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Rhonda Asmodeus absorbed the elemental forces and darkness and hellfire and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Nico: Whoa, now that's what I call an epic fight of darkness and hellfire, Lincoln, Rhonda, you guys really showed Madame Medusa no mercy, and sent her straight to The Black Gates for good.
Lincoln: We both unleashed the powers of Hell on her, and made her pay for it. Now, she's finally gone for good, and she's never ever coming back.
Me: You got that right.
Suddenly, our Keyblades were glowing.
Nico: Hey, what's with the glowing Keyblades?
Selene Arcangela: (GASPS) The glowing Keyblades, wait, that can only mean one thing.
Lincoln: The Keyblade Knights!
Nico: Keyblade Knights?
Lincoln: Yeah, they're a group of my Guardian Angels who are skilled and powerful Keyblade wielders and knights who are dedicated to protecting the worlds from Xehanort, The Heartless, The Nobodies, and Organization XIII, and they show evil no mercy!
King Mickey: I remember them all too well.
Emily Monroe: And so do I as well. So, who's the first of The Keyblade Knights that we'll be meeting tomorrow, Linky?
Lincoln: That's easy, it's Carolina Keyblada, The Keyblade Knight of The Keyblade Graveyard.
Selene Emperyous: The leader of The Keyblade Knights?! Awesome, and you guys are going to love her, Carolina is Lincoln Guardian Angel from The Keyblade Graveyard and she's the younger sister of Xena Keyblada, Sailor Soldier of The Keyblade Graveyard. She's a Keyblader, and like her older sister, she has all the power of everyone that battled there. She's also a veteran of battle and she hadn't forgotten about The Keyblade Wars that claimed the countless lives of many Keyblade Wielders over the centuries and the wars left so many deep scars on the land. According to legend, it's said that Carolina Keyblada had been chosen by Kingdom Hearts itself and she'd been given her own version of The X-Blade, but this one only responds to her only, because not only does she have a pure and strong heart, but she also wants to help out others in need and vanquish those who sought to bring darkness to the worlds. She knew all about Sora's journey to stop Xehanort, Maleficent and her army of villains, the Heartless, the Nobodies, and Organization XIII, and she also heard about the epic battle that took place two years ago: the epic battle that decided the fate of the entire universe and that ended Xehanort. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade. She harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he'd caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.
We gasped.
Nico: Whoa!
Me: So, it appears we're not the only ones who harbored a grudge against Xehanort.
Lincoln: The Keyblade Knights' grudge against Xehanort is really deep and really powerful, and they swore one day that if he dares to return, they will destroy him for good.
Nico: That's a powerful promise, and it's something we also share as well. If Xehanort dares to come back, we'll destroy him for good and give him The Black Gates.
Eli: You got that right.
We were back in the hotel.
P'andor: I hope he likes the slammer!
Absorbing Man: Because that's where he's going!
Me: (Cowboy accent) He is heading to the Hoosegow for a long long time. No one messes with the pride of Texas.
I put on my cowboy hat and puffed a peppermint stick.
(THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE UGLY WHISTLE)
J.D. KNUDSON - THE GOOD!
Whirlwind: Don't forget I'm going with you guys next rescue.
Dark Don: I doubt those fortunes are gonna come true though.
Piledriver: Now, let's bring the Golden Puck back.
Bulldozer: After we get the keys.
Nico: Good idea.
I got the keys and we opened the van and got the puck back and brought it back to the hockey game.
Nico: That was so cool! Awesome job today everyone!
Lola: Oh yeah!
Applejack: (To the viewers) YEEHAW! Never mess with hockey and the pride of Texas.
Me: You got that right little lady. What Arboost did messed with the bull and we gave him the horns.
Qin: That is for sure.
We then watched the game and saw New York win and we later went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome chapter done.
The Texas Roughnecks of 2003's TMNT were bad news but now they are in prison forever.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.
For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Tom Majors, Jared, Miranda Rodriguez, Thunder Eagle, Zyla the Faithful and Thundenix as well as Whirlwind, Evil Luxord, Falkar, Carnom, Lego Red Hulk, and Universe 666 Genie Jafar and our rescue is going to be a WILD AND CRAZY ONE as we go to the park in the city for a Picnic and then we're going to see MAY EXPLODE IN FURY AND RAGE AS SHE SEES THAT DOUCHE FROM SAUSAGE PARTY HAS STOLEN ALL HER FOOD FOR HER PICNIC AND SHE IS GOING TO GO APESHIT ON THAT WALKING TOILET SCRUBBER BRUSH! She and Alizarin Bubblegum are going to tear that freak apart! SAY YOUR PRAYERS DOUCHE! YOU STEAL ALL OF MAY'S FOOD AND YOU SIGN YOUR DEATH WARRANT WITH A ONE WAY TRIP TO THE BLACK GATES! Also we're going to meet the gene-slammers for each of the Worm Monsters from letters A - Z and they are all amazing. They are all Lincoln's guardian angels for the Worm Archetype of Duel Monsters. Also we're going to face 100 Anothers! That's right! You heard me! 100 Anothers! And they are as follows:
Fusion Devourer, Summoned Skull, Versago the Destroyer, Vanity's Fiend, Trial of Nightmare,
Dark Ruler Ha Des, Demise - King of Armageddon, Souls of the Forgotten, Dokuroyaiba, Crass Clown,
Malice Doll of Demise, Giant Germ, Invader of Darkness, Inferno Hammer, La Jinn The Mystical Genie of The Lamp,
Dark Mimic LV3, Grave Protector, Emissary of The Afterlife, Kryuel, Kuriboh,
Great Maju Garzett, Jowls of Dark Demise, Tainted Wisdom, Possessed Dark Soul, Bite Shoes,
Hungry Burger, Yata-Garasu, Infernal Incinerator, Reaper of the Cards, Memory Crusher,
Dark Effigy, Ido the Supreme Magical Force, Emperor Sem, Emissary of Pandemonium, Frozen Fitzgerald,
Grinder Golem, Berfomet, Archfiend of Gilfer, Needle Ball, Belial - Marquis of Darkness,
Darkness Neosphere, Outer Entity Nyarla, Gaap the Divine Soldier, Doomcalibur Knight, Dark Summoning Beast,
Chaos Core, Farfa - Malebranche of The Burning Abyss, Corroding Shark, Malevolent Mech - Goku En,
Plague Wolf, Nightmare Horse, Soul Absorbing Bone Tower, Zombie Master, Red-Eyes Zombie Dragon.
Return Zombie, Pumpking the King of Ghosts, Shadow Ghoul, Des Lacooda, Clown Zombie,
Giant Axe Mummy, Zombie Mammoth, Nine-Tailed Fox, Fire Reaper, Thousand Eyes Restrict,
Peten The Dark Clown, Divine Dragon - Excelion, Dark Horus, Moon Dragon Quilla, Sun Dragon Inti,
Trigon, Dark End Dragon, Trident Dragon, Light and Darkness Dragon, Tyrant Dragon,
Exodia Necross, Skilled White Magician, Skilled Dark Magician, Ahrima - the Wicked Warden, Old Entity Cthugua
Inari Fire, Helios Trice Megistus, Flame Viper, Flame Cerebrus, Destiny HERO - Dreadmaster,
Destiny HERO = Dogma, Destiny HERO - Defender, Destiny HERO - Doom Lord, Destiny HERO - Diamond Dude, Destiny HERO - Double Dude
Destiny HERO - Blade Master, Destiny HERO - Dasher, Destiny HERO - Fear Monger, Destiny HERO - Plasma, Destiny HERO - Departed
Destiny HERO - Dread Servant, Destiny HERO - Dunker, Destiny HERO - Captain Tenacious, Dark Grepher, Master of the Flaming Dragonswords
WHEW! THAT IS A LOT OF THEM! Including Another Evil Luxord and Whirlwind. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Spidops and her name is Velma Arachnias and she is a Spider master. Also Nunnally is going to surprise Eli with an awesome and amazing surprise.
the match-up scene is for Eleanor Pegasus, Gene-Slammer of Millennium Eyes Restrict, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Mithos Yggdrasill, the fallen angel who's come back from the dead wanting revenge on us.
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Barrow, Alaska, and we're going to slay The Stranger, but of course, there's going to be a chilling warning he'll deliver: On November 1st, the last day of The Sun, the vampires will return and they will kill everyone in the town and burn the entire town to the ground. It'll be a chilling warning, and for Alexa Oleson, Sophia Kitka, Riley Robbins, Emily Riis, Ellie Davies, and Hazel Ikos, this'll mean that their moment for revenge against Marlow Roderick, the leader of the vampires, is about to come true once he's been brought back from the dead, and it'll be revealed that this is what the survivors of his coven are going to be planning as revenge for what Eben did in killing their leader at the ending climax of 30 Days of Night, the last day of darkness and the sun's return to Barrow. But, we'll be ready for them, and we'll send those vicious vampires to The Black Gates when the time arrives. And we're going to meet the first of The Keyblade Knights, her name is Carolina Keyblada, leader of The Keyblade Knights and The Keyblade Knight of The Keyblade Graveyard, she's Lincoln Guardian Angel from The Keyblade Graveyard and she's the younger sister of Xena Keyblada, Sailor Soldier of The Keyblade Graveyard. She's a Keyblader, and like her older sister, she has all the power of everyone that battled there. She's also a veteran of battle and she hadn't forgotten about The Keyblade Wars that claimed the countless lives of many Keyblade Wielders over the centuries and the wars left so many deep scars on the land. According to legend, it's said that Carolina Keyblada had been chosen by Kingdom Hearts itself and she'd been given her own version of The X-Blade, but this one only responds to her only, because not only does she have a pure and strong heart, but she also wants to help out others in need and vanquish those who sought to bring darkness to the worlds. She knew all about Sora's journey to stop Xehanort, Maleficent and her army of villains, the Heartless, the Nobodies, and Organization XIII, and she also heard about the epic battle that took place two years ago: the epic battle that decided the fate of the entire universe and that ended Xehanort. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade. She harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he'd caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.
Along with the next Alicorn Gene-Slammer, her name is Melanie Wallflower, Gene-Slammer of Wallflower Blush, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Equestria and she's a girl who is a powerful force of nature and flowers and she's also a very powerful Alicorn and very powerful master of flowers and magic, and she taught Lincoln how to cast some very powerful spells and how to dispel dark curses. Lincoln gave her a green neck choker, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and when that happened, her green horn on her head glowed with green light and it was a sign of true love. Plus, she's also a dear friend of Wallflower Blush from long ago and their bond has remained strong to this day, and she knew what Sunset Shimmer did in bringing Wallflower onto the path of redemption and saving her from the path of darkness that Grogar tried to condemn her to, but she also hates Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan with a blazing passion because Melanie had seen what kind of people Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan are, and she saved Lincoln from getting ambushed by those five who went charging at him to kill him in another attempt at his life, but Melanie charged in and she kicked them into a nearby fence and she got knocked out because of just how strong she is and she froze them with a blast of magic she fired from her horn. She told the family of what they tried to do to Lincoln, and they not only got grounded for a month, and after she sent them running to their room, she put a spell on them to keep them from trying to go after Lincoln and it lasted for the whole month.
Get ready for a battle between Heaven and Hell as we head to the village near Bald Mountain and we're going to fly up to Bald Mountain and battle the ultimate evil of Disney as we face his version of The Devil himself, CHERNABOG! It's going to be a battle between the Angels of Heaven and the Demons of Hell! This time we're sending him to the Black Gates forever!
See you next time.
