This chapter is based on the movie Teacher's Pet


In Ponyville was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Iron Lung, Windfall, Serpentina, Evil Stormy Weather, Organ Grindor and Bomberman Gang as well as Liam Hunnicutt, Julie Kane, Warrior Lady of The Wasteland, D.D. Warrior Lady, The Agent of Mystery - Earth and Water Dragon as well as all the team and it's Nunnally's baby shower and we're having a lot of fun there as we were having a lot of food and we were singing songs and even playing our own version of the Vegetable Justice game where Flip is the target. Sheila and Tom were making sure he doesn't try anything. Nunnally was in the hover wheel chair with Eli as well as Pickle & Barley Barrel and they were watching over her. Also me and Sakura were dressed up in our Special occasion clothes for this and it was awesome.

Flip: HEY WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!?

KRASPLAT!

I hurled a watermelon and it hit him square in the face and numerous gold bars flew out!

Nico: Nice shot!

Me: Thanks.

Eli: Wicked shot bro!

Lola: That was fun!

Nico: Yeah it was!

THUNDERCLAP!

Lightning struck Flip and it electrocuted him and burned him and NUMEROUS PILES of jewels flew out.

Xenia: Boy he has been cursed with incredible bad luck.

Eddy: And I thought the Curse of the Telephone of Doom was bad.

Eli: No kidding.

Xenia: Yeah.

Liam: But this here party is gonna be fun.

Carmen: You said it Liam.

Maria: It sure will be fun for you two.

Camie: Yep.

Nico: Liam, I want to thank you, Iron Lung, and your teams for coming

Liam: Aw no problem Nico. This is gonna be a fun party.

Qin: It sure will be.

Julie Kane: Yeah I think it will be fun.

Nico: Julie, remember when you and Mike reunited with J.D.?

Julie Kane: Boy I sure do and that was so much fun.

Qin: That was so awesome.

Me: It was awesome reuniting with Mike and friends. And the best part was we were just a short hop away from the Estate when we reunited.

Kaito: That was so cool.

Qin: Yeah it sure was. We were not that far away from Detroit.

Xenia: No we sure weren't.

Nico: That was awesome.

Lola: That sure was awesome.

Nico: Qin did a good job back then

Me: You sure did Qin.

Qin: Aww thanks guys.

Julie: That was so fun.

Mike Chilton: It sure was and she helped us beat Julie's father.

Me: Yep and I settled a massive score with him.

Eli: And he is in prison forever.

Me: Yep.

I threw a pumpkin and it hit Flip and splattered him.

KRASPLAT!

Nico: Nice shot!

Me: YEAH!

Camie: Yep. Yesterday was really epic!

Konan: One of the most fun ever.

Nico: Boy it sure was.

May: Chernabog wasn't easy to take down!

Nico: No he sure wasn't.

Me: He was Walt Disney's version of the Devil. Just imagine if all of us faced The Devil Himself. That would be awesome and epic.

Laney: Yeah J.D. once faced The Antichrist a long time ago.

Nico: I remember that.

Me: Yep but this is Chernabog we're talking about.

Konan: That was still a great battle though.

Brittney: And the song for him was great too. A Night On Bald Mountain is always a timeless classic for the Gothic Subculture.

Nico: It sure is.

Lola: Yeah.

Me: But we beat Chernabog 5 Times and now we have seen the last of him.

I got some punch from the bowl.

Me: (Slurps) Ahh. Good punch.

Nico: We should have more Fantasia adventures in the future

Me: That's a good idea Nico. Next time we'll go after The Firebird.

Lola: That one scared me. The way it came out of that volcano and burned everything like that? That was scary.

Nico: Yeah it sure was.

Qin: Yeah no kidding.

Me: That one will be after we have the Ambassador Mission Party.

Lola: Good idea.

Me: Yep. The song for that one is for The Firebird Suite by Igor Stravinsky back in 1919.

Nico: Awesome musical.

Sprite of Spring: I agree there too. That was an awesome and epic adventure for me.

Laney: It sure was.

Me: Also there's that Jack in The Box from Piano Concerto No. 2 by Sergei Rachmaninoff.

Nico: I remember that one! That can be used during the Christmas Season.

Me: Fitting and perfect for it.

Lola: Yep.

Nico: How are you feeling, Nunnally?

Nunnally: Heavy but I'll make it.

Nico: Good.

Pickle Barrel: we're looking out for her.

Barley Barrel: We sure are.

Rainbow Dash: Good job you two. Keep up the good work.

Pickle & Barley Barrel: Aye aye Captain Rainbow Dash!

Nico: Cool.

Qin: Yeah.

Nico: Let us know if you need anything.

Nunnally: I will.

Me: The Rainbooms and me are going to do a concert. Care to watch?

Nunnally: I would be honored.

Me: Awesome.

I went onto the stage with Twilight and friends.

Me: Rainbooms lets Shine Like Rainbows!

We went Rainbow Pony Power!

Me: HIT IT GIRLS!

Pinkie Pie: 1…2…3…4!

(THE NIGHT BEGINS TO SHINE BY B.E.R. PLAYS)

Me and the Rainbooms: (SINGING DIVINELY AS SUNS AND MOONS AND ENERGY SWIRLED AROUND US)

I saw you dance
From the corner
I caught your name
In a conversation
Playing hard-to-get
But I can understand
When I look at you
I see the story in your eyes
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
Talk 'til dawn
My heart was racing
I took you home
In the driving rain
Had my mind made up
I wanna feel your touch
When I look at you
I see the story in your eyes
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
(Night begins to shine)
The night begins to shine
Had my mind made up
I wanna feel your touch
When I look at you
I see the story in your eyes
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine (the night begins to shine)
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine (the night begins to shine)

A Total Solar Eclipsa formed above us and the awesome adventure we had together appeared.

When it was done everyone cheered wildly!

Qin: ALL RIGHT!

Nico: ROCK ON!

(MOVE ALONG BY ALL AMERICAN REJECTS PLAYS)

Me and the Rainbooms: (SINGING DIVINELY AS FIRE AND LIGHTNING STRUCK ALL OVER)

Go ahead as you waste your days with thinking
When you fall, everyone stands
Another day, and you've had your fill of sinking
With the life held in your
Hands are shaking cold
These hands are meant to hold
Speak to me
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Move along
Move along
So a day when you've lost yourself completely
Could be a night when your life ends
Such a heart that will lead you to deceiving
All the pain held in your
Hands are shaking cold
Your hands are mine to hold
Speak to me
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
When everything is wrong, we move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
When everything is wrong, we move along
Along, along, along
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
When all you got to keep is strong
Move along, move along like I know you do (Know you do)
And even when your hope is gone
Move along, move along just to make it through
Right back what is wrong
We move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
Right back what is wrong
We move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
Right back what is wrong
We move along
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
Right back what is wrong
We move along

Firewhirl tornadoes swirled and it was awesome. When it was done everyone cheered wildly!

Nico: OH YEAH!

Xenia: AWESOME SONG!

Camie: YEAH!

Rarity: Lets make it rain!

(RAIN BY MADONNA PLAYS)

Rarity and me and the Rainbooms: (SINGING DIVINELY AS STORM CLOUDS FORMED ABOVE US)

I feel it
It's coming
Rain
Feel it on my finger tips
Hear it on my window pane
Your love's coming down like
Rain
Wash away my sorrow
Take away my pain
Your love's coming down like
Rain
When your lips are burning mine
And you take the time to tell me how you feel
When you listen to my words
And I know you've heard
I know it's real rain is what the thunder brings
For the first time I can hear my heart sing
Call me a fool but I know I'm not
I'm gonna stand out here on the mountain top
'Til I feel your
Rain
Feel it on my finger tips
Hear it on my window pane
Your love's coming down like
Rain
Wash away my sorrow
Take away my pain
Your love's coming down like
Rain
When you looked into my eyes
And you said goodbye could you see my tears?
When I turned the other way
Did you hear me say
I'd wait for all the dark clouds bursting in a perfect sky?
You promised me when you said goodbye
That you'd return when the storm was done
And now I'll wait for the light, I'll wait for the sun
'Til I feel your
Rain
Feel it on my finger tips
Hear it on my window pane
Your love's coming down like
Rain
Wash away my sorrow
Take away my pain
Your love's coming down like
Here comes the sun!
Here comes the sun!
And I say, never go away
Waiting is the hardest thing (It's strange)
(I feel like I've known you before) I tell myself that if I believe in you
In dream of you (And I want to understand you)
With all my heart and all my soul (More and more and more)
That by sheer force of will (When I'm with you)
(I feel like a magical child) I will raise you from the ground
(Everything strange) And without a sound, you'll appear
(Everything wild) And surrender to me, to love
Rain is what the thunder brings
For the first time I can hear my heart sing
Call me a fool but I know I'm not
I'm gonna stand out here on the mountain top
'Til I feel your
Rain
I feel it, it's coming
Your love's coming down like
Rain
I feel it, it's coming
Your love's coming down like
Rain
Feel it on my finger tips
Hear it on my window pane
Your love's coming down like
Rain
Wash away my sorrow
Take away my pain
Your love's coming down like
Rain
I feel it, it's coming
Your love's coming down like
Rain
I feel it, it's coming
Your love's coming down like
Rain (I'll stand out on the mountain top)
(Until I hear you call my name)
Rain

Lightning and thunder struck all over and torrential rain poured all over and then a beam of sunlight shined down on us and then a rainbow was seen in the sky.

Everyone cheered wildly as it finished!

Qin: OH YEAH!

Maria: Nice job!

EVERYONE WAS SOAKED

Nico: That was awesome!

Me: Now for the next song we would like to have Will and friends come up here to sing.

Will Vandom: COOL!

They came up.

(WE ARE WITCH BY MARION RAVEN PLAYS)

W.I.T.C.H.: (SINGING DIVINELY AS FIRE, WATER, EARTH, WIND AND LIGHTNING SWIRLED AROUND THEM)

We are, we are
We are W.I.T.C.H
We are, we are
(W.I.T.C.H.)
There is a place where darkness reigns
We've got the power to fight back
We save the day, united five as one
We can become more than you know
The heart will lead the way to
What we can control
Water, Fire
Earth, and Air
Guardians Unite!
We are, we are
We are W.I.T.C.H
We are, we are
(W.I.T.C.H.)
We are, we are
We are W.I.T.C.H
We are, we are
We are, we are, we are
We are, we are
We are, we are, we are
We are, we are
We fight the life, we fight the truth, this is our revolution
In day and night, we have the strength and courage
With all the nice, we bind the light
Together we will have the power to control
Water, Fire
Earth, and Air
Guardians Unite!
We are, we are
We are W.I.T.C.H
We are, we are
(W.I.T.C.H.)
We are, we are
We are W.I.T.C.H
We are, we are
Our world is more than we see
There's danger that lies beneath
We fight to protect the free
(Water, Fire, Earth, and Air)
To protect the free
(Water, Fire, Earth, and Air)
Guardians Unite!
We are, we are
We are W.I.T.C.H
We are, we are
(W.I.T.C.H.)
We are, we are
We are W.I.T.C.H
We are, we are
We are, we are
We are W.I.T.C.H
We are, (oh!) we are... (Uh oh!)
(W.I.T.C.H.)
We are, we are
We are W.I.T.C.H
We are, (we...) we are... (Are...)
W.I.T.C.H!
We are, we are, we are
We are, we are
We are, we are, we are
We are, we are

Our adventures in destroying Nerissa and Phobos appeared and they were really explosive!

We were blasting and destroying Nerissa and Phobos mercilessly! When the song was done everyone cheered wildly!

Nico: OH YEAH!

May: Encore!

Nico: OH YEAH!

Qin: Awesome!

Will: That was so fun!

Me: Yeah it was!

Phoebe Vandom: That was great Will!

Will Vandom: Thanks sis!

Eiji: Nice job, sis!

Will: YEAH! That was so fun!

Eli: It sure was!

Me: For this next one I would like to have Jeri Katou sing this one.

Jeri Katou: Wow! I would be honored.

She went up on stage.

Jeri Katou: I'm going to be singing Then you Look at Me by Celine Dion.

Qin: Ooh a gutwrencher.

Xenia: Yeah.

(THEN YOU LOOK AT ME BY CELINE DION PLAYS)

Jeri Katou, Me and the Rainbooms: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LIGHT AND RAINBOWS SWIRLED AROUND US)
Laugh and cry
Live and die
Life is a dream we're dreaming
Day by day
I find my way
Look for the soul and the meaning
Then you look at me
And I always see
What I have been searching for
I'm lost as can be
Then you look at me
And I am not lost anymore
People run
Sun to sun
Caught in their lives ever flowing
Once begun
Life goes till it's gone
We have to go where it's going
Then you look at me
And I always see
What I have been searching for
I'm lost as can be
Then you look at me
And I am not lost anymore
And you say you see
When you look at me
The reason you love life so
Though lost I have been
I'll find love again
And life just keeps on running
And life just keeps on running
You look at me and life comes from you
From you

Many of our greatest and major adventures formed in a circle above her and they were us battling Nerissa, Destroying Chernabog, Destroying Thanos with me Transforming, Killing Barodius, And so much more. Including the Ambassador Missions we had this year and last year.

It was so awesome and amazing.

When it was done everyone cheered wildly and Nico had tears stream down his face!

Qin: AWESOME!

Lola: That was so cool!

Me: Now here is one of my favorites by Depeche Mode, A Question of Lust.

Nico: COOL!

Camie: YEAH!

(A QUESTION OF LUST BY DEPECHE MODE PLAYS)

Me and the Rainbooms: (SINGING DIVINELY AS FIRE FORMED ALL OVER)

Fragile, like a baby in your arms
Be gentle with me, I'd never willingly do you harm
Apologies are all you seem to get from me
But just like a child, you make me smile when you care for me
And you know
It's a question of lust, it's a question of trust
It's a question of not letting what we've built up crumble to dust
It is all of these things and more
That keep us together
Independence is still important for us though
(We realise)
It's easy to make the stupid mistake of letting go
(Do you know what I mean?)
My weaknesses, you know each and every one
(It frightens me)
But I need to drink more than you seem to think before I'm anyone's
And you know
It's a question of lust, it's a question of trust
It's a question of not letting what we've built up crumble to dust
It is all of these things and more
That keep us together
Kiss me goodbye when I'm on my own
But you know that I'd rather be home
It's a question of lust, it's a question of trust
It's a question of not letting what we've built up crumble to dust
It is all of these things and more
That keep us together
It's a question of lust, it's a question of trust
It's a question of not letting what we've built up crumble to dust
It is all of these things and more
That keep us together
It's a question of lust, it's a question of trust
It's a question of not letting what we've built up crumble to dust
It is all of these things and more
That keep us together
It's a question of lust, it's a question of trust
It's a question of not letting what we've built up crumble to dust
It is all of these things and more
That keep us together

Fire formed and swirled around us all over and then when the song was done everyone cheered wildly.

Nico: AWESOME!

Qin: That was so cool!

Lola: YEAH!

Poliwag: Woohoo!

Me: Thank you all!

Applejack: YEEHAW! Now here is my favorite. Craving You by Thomas Rhett!

Nico: OH YEAH!

(CRAVING YOU BY THOMAS RHETT AND MAREN MORRIS PLAYS)

Applejack, Me and The Rainbooms: (SINGING DIVINELY AS MOUNTAINS AND ROCKS FORMED AROUND US)

Every time we have to say goodbye
I'm counting down until we say hello
Every touch is like the strongest drug
I don't know how much longer I can go
I never had something that I can't walk away from
Well, girl, my self control's so paralyzed
When it comes to you, no, I ain't got no patience
There's something 'bout you, girl, I just can't fight
You're like that cigarette
That shot of hundred proof
No matter how much I get
I'm always craving
That feeling when we kiss
The way your body moves
No matter how much I get
I'm always craving you
Craving you
All the in between is killing me
You know I come unglued from missing you
Sunset eyes, no, I don't have to try
Because you know exactly what to do
I never had something that I can't walk away from (walk away from)
But, girl, my self control's so paralyzed
When it comes to you, no, I ain't got no patience (I ain't got no patience)
There's something 'bout you that I just can't fight
You're like that cigarette
That shot of hundred proof
No matter how much I get
I'm always craving
That feeling when we kiss
The way your body moves
No matter how much I get
I'm always craving you
Craving you (I'm always craving you)
Craving you
Craving you
Every time we have to say goodbye
I'm counting down until we say hello
Every touch is like the strongest drug
I don't know how much longer I can go
You're like that cigarette
That shot of hundred proof
No matter how much I get
I'm always craving
That feeling when we kiss
The way your body moves
No matter how much I get
I'm always craving you, yeah
Craving you
Craving you (I'm craving you, baby)
Craving you
Craving you, babe

Mountains and Rocks formed all over and formed awesome formations and more. When the song was done everyone cheered wildly!

Nico: YEAH!

Qin: AWESOME!

Manaphy: ROCK ON!

Me: Now for the next song we have Brittney.

Brittney came up.

Brittney: Awesome. I'm going to sing Forsaken by Within Temptation.

Nico: Ooh dark!

(FORSAKEN BY WITHIN TEMPTATION PLAYS)

Brittney, me and Rainbooms: (SINGING DIVINELY AS DARKNESS SWIRLED AROUND US)

Now the day has come
We are forsaken this time
We lived our lives in our paradise
As gods, we shaped the world around
No borderlines, we'd stay behind
Though balance is somethin' fragile
While we thought we were gaining
We'd turn back the tide, it still slips away
Our time has run out, our future has died
There's no more escape
Now the day has come
We are forsaken
There's no time anymore
Life will pass us by
We are forsaken
We're the last of our kind
The sacrifice was much too high
Our greed just made us all go blind
We tried to hide what we feared inside
Today is the end of tomorrow
As the sea started risin'
The land that we conquered just washed away
Although we all have tried to turn back the tide
It was all in vain
Now the day has come
We are forsaken
There's no time anymore
Life will pass us by
We are forsaken
Only ruins stay behind
Now the day has come
We are forsaken this time
Now the day has come
We are forsaken
There's no time anymore
Now the day has come
The day has come
The day has come

Darkness swirled around us and formed into the spirits of those we all banished into the Black Gates and they were being butchered and destroyed in the most horrible and torturous methods ever imaginable and their blood and innards were splattering all over the place as pools of carnage. When it was done everyone cheered wildly!

Nico: YEAH! THOSE MONSTERS DESERVED IT!

Qin: YEAH!

Brittney: Thank you guys!

Me: YEAH! Rock on Brittney! Now for this next one we have May singing.

May: Cool!

Manaphy: Go mama!

She went up on stage.

May: I'm going to sing 3 songs for you guys.

Manaphy: Yay!

Nico: Cool!

May: First is Only an Ocean Away by Sarah Brightman.

Eli: Ooh!

(ONLY AN OCEAN AWAY BY SARAH BRIGHTMAN PLAYS)

May, me and the Rainbooms: (SINGING DIVINELY AS WATER AND FISH SWIRLED AROUND US)

I see a shadow every day and night.
I walk a hundred streets of neon lights,
Only when I'm crying.
Can you hear me crying.
So many times you always wanted more,
Chasing illusions that you're longing for.
Wish I wasn't crying.
Can you hear me crying.
There's an ocean between us.
You know where to find me.
You reach out and touch me.
I feel you in my own heart.
More than a lifetime.
Still goes on forever.
But it helps to remember
You're only an ocean away.
Was there a moment when I felt no pain.
I want to feel it in my life again.
Let it be over now.
Oh Oh over now.
'Cause I remember all the days and nights
We used to walk the streets of neon lights
Oh I want you here with me.
Oh be here with me.
There's an ocean between us.
You know where to find me.
You reach out and touch me.
I feel you in my own heart.
More than a lifetime
Still goes on forever.
But it helps to remember
You're only an ocean away.
So many times you always wanted more,
Chasing illusions that you're longing for.
Wish I wasn't crying.
Can you hear me crying.
There's an ocean between us.
You know where to find me.
Just reach out and touch me.
I feel you in my own heart.
More than a lifetime
It seems like forever.
But I'll always remember
You're only an ocean away.
Only an ocean away.

We saw the ocean and it was amazing!

We cheered wildly when the song was done.

Me: OH YEAH!

May: YEAH! Next is When it Rains In America/La Mer by Sarah Brightman.

Me: Ooh combo song.

Lola: Nice.

(WHEN IT RAINS IN AMERICA/LA MER BY SARAH BRIGHTMAN PLAYS)

May, Me and the Rainbooms: (SINGING DIVINELY AS STORMS AND THE OCEANS FORMED ALL AROUND US)

Do you want to feel freedom?
Do you want to see sun and rain?
Do you want to be near me?
Do you want to light up the way?

A strange magical feeling
That maybe we'll find someday

I thought I heard you laughing
I never wanted to make you cry
I only needed a reason
To see a teardrop caught in your eye

Loving you keeps me from the storm
When it rains in America

There is a place we can run to
Far away from the city stare
Where the ocean's a desert
But the wind still blows in your hair
Where we can watch the sun go down

When it rains in America
Loving you keeps me from the storm

When it rains in America

(STORMS AND LIGHTNING STRUCK ALL OVER AND THEN THE OCEAN CAME)

Ancient unknown animals
On a stormy sea
Like Buddha in the water
A velvet energy
As the night takes over
The spirits of the deep
Marvel at his majesty
The whale is in his sleep
Oh, la mer
You're shimmering through
Oh, la mer
Magnificent blue
Shimmering through the water
In search of sanctuary
Currents travel faster
In alien territory
Dancing in the distance
In a puff of spray
In a single moment
The dolphin glides away
Oh, la mer
You're shimmering through
Oh, la mer
Magnificent blue
Oh, la mer

We saw mermaids, fish and even the beauty of people and mermaids having fun, When it was done we cheered wildly for May!

Me: WAY TO GO MAY!

Manaphy: YAY MAMA!

Manaphy hugged her.

May: YEAH!

Manaphy: That was so awesome!

May: Yeah it was!

Me: Yeah you did great May! Now here is Maria's turn.

Maria: AWESOME!

Horsea: Go Maria!

Carmen: YEAH!

Maria went up on stage.

Maria: I'm going to sing Running With The Wolves by Aurora.

Me: COOL! In that case I'll need this one. KIBAL LETS HOWL!

(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)

I turned into WOLF MOON 🌙!

Me: (HOWLS)

Nico: Perfect!

Me: Here we go.

(RUNNING WITH THE WOLVES BY AURORA PLAYS)

Maria, me and the Rainbooms: (SINGING DIVINELY AS BLUE FIRE SWIRLS AROUND AND WOLVES HOWL)

Go row the boat to safer grounds
But don't you know we're stronger now
My heart still beats and my skin still feels
My lungs still breathe, my mind still fears
But we're running out of time
Oh, all the echoes in my mind cry
There's blood on your lies
The sky's open wide
There is nowhere for you to hide
The hunter's moon is shining
I'm running with the wolves tonight
I'm running with the wolves
I'm running with the wolves tonight
I'm running with the wolves
I'm running with the
Trick or treat, what would it be?
I walk alone, I'm everything
My ears can hear and my mouth can speak
My spirit talks, I know my soul believes
But we're running out of time
Oh, all the echoes in my mind cry
There's blood on your lies
The sky's open wide
There is nowhere for you to hide
The hunter's moon is shining
I'm running with the wolves tonight
I'm running with the wolves
I'm running with the wolves tonight
I'm running with the wolves
I'm running with the wolves tonight
I'm running with the wolves
I'm running with the wolves tonight
I'm running with the wolves
(I'm running with the)
A gift, curse
They track and hurt
Say can you dream
In nightmares seems
A million voices, silent screams
Where hope is left so incomplete
I'm running with the wolves tonight
I'm running with the wolves
I'm running with the wolves tonight
I'm running with the wolves
I'm running with the wolves tonight
I'm running with the wolves
I'm running with the wolves tonight
I'm running with the wolves
I'm running with the

WOLVES HOWL and BLUE FIRE SWIRLED AROUND everything and and then…

Me: (HOWLS)

Maria: (HOWLS)

WOLVES HOWLING WERE HEARD.

When the song was done everyone was in awe and it was awesome and then they cheered wildly!

Trixie Lulamoon: Guys, I just got bad news from Equestria.

Lincoln: What is it, Trixie?

Trixie Lulamoon: My Dark Side, Dark Trixie, is here, and she has the Alicorn Amulet and is causing so much havoc in Equestria with it!

We gasped.

Twilight Sparkle: But, how? We got rid of The Alicorn Amulet after that day we defeated you.

Me: I remembered hearing about it, but it looks like she's back and she's causing havoc once more.

Maria: Someone needs to teach that arrogant unicorn a lesson!

Trixie Lulamoon: I think that'll be left to you, me, and Linky, Maria. I'm looking forward to making her pay for this.

Lincoln: Me too. (Senses for Dark Trixie) AHA! Gotcha, you evil unicorn! She's 200 clicks north of our location and she's heading right for us! (Sensed Flip's Musclebound Thugs) Oh man, and just when I thought that things can't get any worse, Flip has sent more musclebound thugs after us again!

Trixie Lulamoon: AGAIN?! When is that mutant ever going to quit?!

Anna Anyanova: Never! Because, he's a greedy, vengeance-crazed mutant cheapskate, and he'll never ever learn his lesson because he's uneducated and smells like a dumpster!

Lincoln concentrated on Flip's army of armed musclebound thugs, and then, waves of red energy came right out of them and they screamed in agonizing pain, and the waves of red energy then flowed into Lincoln and he was getting stronger and stronger and stronger still, and as soon as Lincoln was done, the thugs were all drained of all their energy and were all left as dried up corpses drained of their life forces, muscle mass, virility, and strength, and he sent them to The Black Gates. Then, we set our sights on Dark Trixie.

Horsea: Yay!

Nico: That was awesome!

Qin: Oh yeah!

Xenia: That was cool!

We later finished the concert.

Me: That was so awesome!

Xenia: Yeah it was!

Trixie Lulamoon: Guys, I just got bad news from Equestria.

Lincoln: What is it, Trixie?

Trixie Lulamoon: My Dark Side, Dark Trixie, is here, and she has the Alicorn Amulet and is causing so much havoc in Equestria with it!

We gasped.

Twilight Sparkle: But, how? We got rid of The Alicorn Amulet after that day we defeated you.

Me: I remember hearing about it, but it looks like she's back and she's causing havoc once more.

Maria: Someone needs to teach that arrogant unicorn a lesson!

Trixie Lulamoon: I think that'll be left to you, me, and Linky, Maria. I'm looking forward to making her pay for this.

Lincoln: Me too. (Senses for Dark Trixie) AHA! Gotcha, you evil unicorn! She's 200 clicks north of our location and she's heading right for us! (Sensed Flip's Musclebound Thugs) Oh man, and just when I thought that things can't get any worse, Flip has sent more musclebound thugs after us again!

Flip: HEH! THEY WILL KILL YOU AGAIN!

Anna Anyanova: Never! Because, you're a greedy, vengeance-crazed mutant cheapskate, and you're never ever going to learn your lesson because you're extremely uneducated and your brain and butt smells like a dumpster!

Qin: WHOA! Nicely well said Anna.

Nico then threw a huge pumpkin and smashed his head in!

Lincoln concentrated on Flip's army of armed musclebound thugs, and then, waves of red energy came right out of them and they screamed in agonizing pain, and the waves of red energy then flowed into Lincoln and he was getting stronger and stronger and stronger still, and as soon as Lincoln was done, the thugs were all drained of all their energy and were all left as dried up corpses drained of their life forces, muscle mass, virility, and strength, and he sent them to The Black Gates. Then, we set our sights on Dark Trixie.

Nico: Well done Lincoln.

?: DIE, TWILIGHT SPARKLE!

Suddenly, a red beam of magic came flying right at us and it was heading for Twilight Sparkle, but Lincoln saved her and all of us by forming a powerful barrier of solid diamond around all of us.

Trixie Lulamoon: That was a quick save, Linky! Alright, you arrogant unicorn, show yourself!

Suddenly, we saw Dark Trixie come out, and true to what Trixie said, she had on The Alicorn Amulet. She kept on firing red beams of magic from her horn, but the diamond barrier was still holding out strong.

Rarity: She's not going to stop. What are we going to do?

Lincoln: I have an idea, Rarity.

Lincoln used Tirek's powers, and the diamond barrier had an orange field around it, and when the red beams of magic hit the barrier, it was absorbed and flowed into Lincoln and he grew even stronger than ever. Dark Trixie continued firing a barrage of red magic beams from her horn, but the were still being absorbed by the field and continuously flowed into Lincoln and he was still growing stronger and stronger and stronger still.

Twilight Sparkle: I had a feeling you'd use Tirek's powers, Linky, smart move.

Trixie Lulamoon: She may know magic, but we have magic that's far more powerful than hers. Let me send her flying this time, Linky.

Lincoln: Go right ahead, Trixie.

Trixie fired a diamond ball at Dark Trixie which hit her hard in the face and she was sent flying into a tree and Lincoln deactivated the barrier and we faced Dark Trixie.

Trixie Lulamoon: I should've known that one day you'd come back, I thought I was rid of you thanks to Twilight and the others.

Dark Trixie: You can never get rid of me that easily, and now, I will destroy you and see your man's heart break before I kill him too! (LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

Trixie Lulamoon: THAT IS IT! NO ONE THREATENS MY FUTURE HUSBAND AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!

Trixie Lulamoon punched Dark Trixie hard in the face and knocked out her teeth!

Maria: You just stepped into deep shit now!

Qin: BIG TIME!

Horsea sprayed ink at her.

Right into her eyes and they burned!

Suddenly, Trixie Lulamoon's purple eyes turned neon purple, and she's surrounded by a sapphire blue energy aura with stars, magic, and Alicorns as she unholstered her massive Trixie Lulamoon's Cosmic Starstorm Magic Alicorn Magical Greatsword of Redeeming Humility and Alicorn Magician Humility from her back, and as she approached Dark Trixie, she left sapphire blue energy, stars, magic, and Alicorns with every step.

Trixie Lulamoon: I can't believe that this is the monster I became because of you, but now that I see you finally in public for the first time, now I know all too well the monster I became because of my boasting and arrogance. This cannot stand, as The Alicorn Princess of Humility, I hereby sentence you to death for your crimes against Equestria, Dark Trixie.

Suddenly, Trixie Lulamoon was surrounded by a massive vortex of sapphire blue energy with stars and magic surrounding the vortex, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex is a purple phoenix with red eyes glaring at Dark Trixie: the red eyes of death.

Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln Loud's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, The Unity Crystals fired a beam of light into Trixie Lulamoon's Cosmic Starstorm Magic Alicorn Magical Greatsword of Redeeming Humility and Alicorn Magician Humility, and then, it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of sapphire blue energy with stars and magic surrounding the vortex, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex is a purple phoenix with red eyes glaring at Dark Trixie: the red eyes of death is a MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HER AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!

THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO TRIXIE LULAMOON! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, TRIXIE LULAMOON EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!

(WAITING FOR A STAR TO FALL BY BOY MEETS GIRL PLAYS)

Trixie Lulamoon grew from 7'5" to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has purple highlights in the bangs of her long light blue hair, she has neon purple eyes and a sapphire blue energy aura with stars, magic, and Alicorns surrounding her, she has an Alicorn with a star and magic emblazoned on her forehead, she has on Alicorn earrings with purple gems for eyes and the Humility, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis in its horns, she also has an Alicorn with purple gems for eyes and the Humility, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis in its horn for the second pendant on the bottom of her Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with sapphire blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and purple gems on the gold lightning bolt links, and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love, Trixie Lulamoon has on a long-sleeved dark blue hoodie with stars and magic on it, sleeveless purple dress with her cutie mark on it, dark blue socks, blue and purple high-heeled boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars and magic on the coattails and on the back is an Alicorn surrounded by stars and magic. Suddenly, Trixie Lulamoon felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive sapphire blue angel wings with purple tips on the large sapphire blue feathers grew much bigger for her new body, her horn got longer, and her light blue tail grew longer. Trixie Lulamoon has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large sapphire blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has her cutie mark on her right shoulder and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Trixie Lulamoon's massive Trixie Lulamoon's Cosmic Starstorm Magic Alicorn Magical Greatsword of Redeeming Humility and Alicorn Magician Humility and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of sapphire blue energy, stars, magic, and Alicorns, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Trixie Lulamoon's True Cosmic Starstorm Magic Alicorn Magical Greatsword of Redeeming Humility and True Cosmic Alicorn Magician Humility, it's a brand-new large greatsword with embedded sapphire blue gems and her cutie mark and stars etched on the 7'5" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold alicorn heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and large sapphire blue gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold alicorn heads with sapphire blue gems for eyes and a unicorn head with purple gem for eyes and sapphire blue gem in its mouth on the bottom of the Alicorn heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with sapphire blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left bracer, her gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle with purple gems for the eyes and large sapphire blue gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip, Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip, and purple Crystal Saber holstered on her left hip. There's a cyan blue kanji below the alicorn that said, "Trixie Lulamoon, Alicorn Princess of Humility, Redeemed Magician of Equestria, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Friend of Starlight Glimmer, Loving Mother of Many Children, Archenemy of Fritz Drizzle Also Known As The Tempest, Loving Sister of Artha Paynn and His Friends, Destroyer of Word Paynn, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of The Doomsday Twenty-Three and Queen Opaline, Destroyer of Dark Trixie and The Alicorn Amulet, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table and The Redemption Squad, and Master of Magic and Alicorns"

トリクシー・ルラムーン、謙虚のアリコーンプリンセス、エクエストリアの救われた魔術師、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、スターライト・グリマーの友人、多くの子供たちの愛情深い母親、テンペストとしても知られるフリッツ・ドリズルの大敵、アーサ・ペインとその友人たちの愛する妹、ワード・ペインの破壊者、悪、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなしの破壊者であり殺戮者、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、終末の23の破壊者とクイーン・オパリン、ダーク・トリクシーの破壊者とアリコーン・アミュレット、エクエストリア、ポニービル、カンタロットの擁護者、フレンドシップテーブルの騎士団と償還部隊のメンバー、マジックとアリコーンのマスター

Suddenly, Trixie Lulamoon's immense blue protective aura transformed into an immense protective rainbow aura with elements swirling around it, she'd transformed into her ultimate transformation.

Trixie Lulamoon has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-HUMILITY ALICORN PRINCESS-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC HUMILITY ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC REDEMPTION HUMILITY ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC REDEMPTION HUMILITY ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL LOVE!

We were really amazed by Trixie Lulamoon's Super Angel-Humility Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Dark Trixie saw it, she went mad and fired another blast of red magic from her horn at her, but Trixie fired fired a powerful barrage of sapphire blue energy blasts with stars, magic, and Alicorns at Dark Trixie and it sent her flying into a tree back first, she got back up, but now, she was beyond enraged.

Nico: (TRULY AMAZED) Whoa...!

Eli: (TRULY AMAZED) Awesome…!

Me: (TRULY AMAZED) Incredible...!

Lincoln: (TRULY AMAZED BEYOND IMAGINATION) That's so awesome! Trixie Lulamoon's transformed into her Super Angel-Humility Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and for what that evil unicorn tried to do to her, now it's personal!

Trixie: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Starstorm Magic Humility Alicorn Princess Angel and Divine Cosmic Starstorm Magic Humility Alicorn Princess Angel Love) It sure is. Now, all that's left is for you to transform, Maria.

Maria: Yeah, now I'm really going to enjoy drowning that evil unicorn and making her pay!

Suddenly, Maria's blue eyes turned neon blue, and she was surrounded by an aqua blue energy aura with stars, water, ocean waves, Egyptian Hieroglyphics, phoenixes, sea creatures, and angels, she unholstered her Sword of Tefnut from her back, and as she approached Dark Trixie, she left aqua blue energy, stars, water, ocean waves, Egyptian Hieroglyphics, phoenixes, sea creatures, and angels with every step.

Maria: You're everything that Twilight and the others have said about you, you're an arrogant and way too boastful unicorn whose boasting had gotten on peoples' nerves, but to find out you obtained The Alicorn Amulet, the very thing King Sombra had created to further cause havoc in Equestria and now, you're using it to cause havoc, now you've gone and done it. We're getting rid of The Alicorn Amulet and you at the same time, Dark Trixie, and we'll make sure you never come back!

Suddenly, Maria was surrounded by a massive vortex of aqua blue energy with stars, water, ocean waves, and Egyptian Hieroglyphics surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes, sea creatures, seahorses, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at Dark Trixie: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Maria emerged, but she was changed forever.

(NAUTILUS BY 2002 PLAYS)

Maria grew to 7'9" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has aqua blue highlights in the bangs of her long brown hair, she has neon blue eyes and an an aqua blue energy aura with stars, water, ocean waves, Egyptian Hieroglyphics, phoenixes, sea creatures, and angels surrounding her, she has a water horse of Tefnut emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with aqua blue iris, she has on sea horse earrings with aqua blue gems for eyes and holding the Water and Eternity Kanjis in its tails, she also has a sea horse with aqua blue gems for the eyes and holding the Water and Eternity Kanjis in its tail above her aqua blue seahorse-shaped Element of Harmony with aqua blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and aqua blue gems on the gold water drop links and she has on a white and gold-accented choker on her neck. Maria has on a beautiful sleeveless aqua blue open blouse with ocean waves, short-sleeved aqua blue midriff top, aqua blue plaid skirt, aqua blue stockings, aqua blue sneakers, and long sleeveless white blue trenchcoat with stars, water, ocean waves, Egyptian Hieroglyphics, phoenixes, sea creatures, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Tefnut, Egyptian Goddess of Water and surrounded by ocean waves and Egyptian Hieroglyphics. Suddenly, Maria felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive brown angel wings with aqua blue tips on the feathers grew much bigger for her new body. Maria has on a Ring of The Phoenix with aqua blue gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and a Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger and her wedding ring on her left pinkie finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Maria's massive Sword of Tefnut and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of aqua blue energy, stars, water, ocean waves, Egyptian Hieroglyphics, phoenixes, sea creatures, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Maria Rockell's Tefnut Egyptian Maelstrom Water Greatsword of Maelstrom Water Egyptian Redemption Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded aqua blue gems and Tefnut, Egyptian Goddess of the Sea, etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged aqua blue blade, large aqua blue seahorse heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and large aqua blue gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large aqua blue seahorse heads with ice blue gems for eyes and in their mouths and an aqua blue seahorse head with aqua blue gems for eyes and large aqua blue gem in its mouth on the bottom of the ice blue phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her new large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with aqua blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left gold Bracer, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold seahorse head with aqua blue gems for eyes and a large aqua blue gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an aqua blue kanji right below Tefnut that said, "Maria Rockell-Dunbar, Formerly Known as Aquamaria, Loving Daughter of Katie Rockell, Loving Older Sister of Estella Rockell and Carmen Rockell, Former Bang Baby Now Turned Hero, Loving Wife of William Dunbar, Loving Mother of Horsea, Loving Childhood Friend of Carol Pusateri, Member of The Anti-Pervert Patrol, Second-In-Command of The Redemption Squad, Member of The Neptune Crusaders, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer and Slayer of Many Dangerous Villains, Emissary and Champion of Tefnut, and Master of Water, Sea Creatures, and The Seas"

マリア・ロッケルダンバー、以前はアクアマリアとして知られ、ケイティ・ロッケルの愛する娘、エステラ・ロッケルとカルメン・ロッケルの愛する姉、元バン・ベイビーは今ヒーローに転身、ウィリアム・ダンバーの愛する妻、ホースアの愛する母、キャロル・プサテリの愛する幼なじみ、対変態パトロールのメンバー、償還分隊の副司令官、ネプチューン クルセイダーズのメンバー、悪の破壊者にして殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、多くの危険な悪役の破壊者であり殺戮者、テフヌトの使者でありチャンピオン、そして水、海の生き物、そして海の支配者

Suddenly, Maria's immense blue protective aura had changed into an immense rainbow protective aura with elements swirling around it, she'd transformed into her ultimate transformation.

Maria has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-WATER HORSE-TEFNUT EMISSARY AND CHAMPION-WATER ANGEL-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA TEFNUT WATER MAESTROM WATER EGYPTIAN SEA CREATURE WATER REDEMPTION PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE TEFNUT WATER MAESTROM WATER EGYPTIAN SEA CREATURE WATER REDEMPTION PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND TEFNUT WATER MAESTROM WATER EGYPTIAN SEA CREATURE WATER REDEMPTION PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Maria's Super Angel-Water Horse-Tefnut Emissary and Champion-Water Angel-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Dark Trixie saw it, she went mad and fired more red magic blasts from her horn at her, but Maria turned into pure water and they went through her, and then, she fired a massive barrage of aqua blue energy, stars, water, ocean waves, Egyptian Hieroglyphics, phoenixes, sea creatures, and angels at Dark Trixie, and they exploded as they hit her and she got drenched hard, and this angered her even more.

Nico: WHOA! Oh man, Maria's transformed!

Carol: So awesome! If William sees her, he's going to go wild when he sees her!

William: I ALREADY AM! (TEX AVERY WILD TAKE AND WOLF HOWLS)

Maria: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Egyptian Water Maelstrom Tefnut Emissary Water Horse Redemption Angel and Divine Egyptian Water Maelstrom Tefnut Emissary Water Horse Redemption Angel Love) (GIGGLES) That is funny. Right now, we better take care of Dark Trixie.

Lincoln: And destroy her and The Alicorn Amulet.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Trixie Lulamoon and Maria, and so did we as we also unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You're about to get a really hard lesson in humility, Dark Trixie, but I can tell you this: it's a lesson that's going to end with your death.

Lincoln, Trixie Lulamoon, and Maria went after Dark Trixie who kept on firing red magic blasts at them, but Lincoln fired orange absorption blasts which absorbed the red magic blasts and they made him a lot stronger, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, sapphire blue energy, aqua blue energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Golems, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Elemental Phoenixes, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Dark Trixie and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.

Then, they attacked her with their massive greatswords leaving scars on her and Lincoln left many more with his claws and firing energy slashes from his gold armored claws and he, Trixie Lulamoon, and Maria attacked her with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really really really driving Dark Trixie insane with rage.

Dark Trixie: I'LL KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!

Dark Trixie slapped Horsea.

But Horsea dodged the slap and blasted her with a bubblebeam!

Horsea: Nice try clod!

Maria: NO ONE does that to Horsea!

She strangled Dark Trixie!

Homer: WOOHOO! GO MARIA!

Maria smashed her into the ground. She picked up Horsea.

Maria kissed Horsea on the forehead.

Horsea: Maria I'm okay. I dodged it.

Maria: Oh. Good.

Suddenly, Lincoln grabbed The Alicorn Amulet from her cloak and ripped it off, and then, he threw it into the air and I jumped up and unsheathed my sword.

Me: This is the end of all the Dark Magic in Equestria! HIIIIIIIYYAH!

SLASH!

I slashed the Alicorn Amulet and it shattered into a million pieces and all the dark magic all over Equestria was now PERMANENTLY destroyed and the land was pure! All the dark magic was permanently banished to the black gates forever.

Xenia: YEAH!

Dark Trixie: NO! MY POWER!

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) There, The Alicorn Amulet is gone for good. Now, to drain you of every last bit of your magic, Dark Trixie.

Suddenly, Lincoln's left hand glowed with red energy and it enveloped Dark Trixie as she was lifted up into the air, and then, sapphire blue magic was being extracted from her horn and flowed into Lincoln via the red gems on the gold circular chestplate, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up as he was growing stronger and stronger. Then, as soon as he was done draining Dark Trixie of her magic, her eyes became dull and her cutie mark vanished, and Trixie Lulamoon delivered the final blow by firing a sapphire blue energy blast which hit Dark Trixie and she was destroyed and sent to The Black Gates. We all cheered as Lincoln, Trixie Lulamoon, and Maria holstered their weapons and powered down, and Trixie Lulamoon's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, longer horn and tail, and massive angel wings are permanent, and Maria's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, and massive brown angel wings are permanent.

Maria: Now, that felt good.

Suddenly, Trixie Lulamoon felt wobbly and she was about to faint, but Lincoln caught her in his massive and powerful muscular arms.

Lincoln: You okay, Trixie?

Trixie Lulamoon: I'm way dizzy from that, but I'm okay.

Me: Now, you know how we felt. But, that was so awesome, you guys really gave Dark Trixie quite the nasty beating of her miserable life.

Nico: You got that right, and you also destroyed The Alicorn Amulet, the last remnant of King Sombra's dark magic and all the dark magic in Equestria and that was pretty clever of you using Tirek's powers, Lincoln.

Lincoln: Since we knew she was going to fight using magic, it made sense that I'd use Tirek's magic-draining powers and my own magic draining powers to fight back against her.

Trixie Lulamoon: You basically fought magic with magic, but her skills with magic were really nothing compared to ours.

Maria: And using The Alicorn Amulet, she didn't realize what'll happen whenever someone uses that thing.

Suddenly, Trixie Lulamoon wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Trixie Lulamoon's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms, and then, placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and Alicorn flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces around them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Trixie Lulamoon absorbed the elements and they came back to us as the display vanished.

Twilight Sparkle: At least, we're rid of that dark side of Trixie for good, along with The Alicorn Amulet.

Nico: You got that right, that thing was nothing but trouble.

Me: No kidding.

Lincoln: I consider that thing on the top five of the most evil dark artifacts of Equestria.

Me: Yep.

Nico: Same here.

Just for more affection, Maria kissed Horsea's forehead again

Horsea: Aww thanks.

Me: But that was so awesome!

Jared: You said it dad! That arrogant monster of Trixie Lulamoon is now gone for good.

Starlight Glimmer: Boy no kidding there! I'm glad she is gone.

Trixie Lulamoon: Same with me. Looking back I, The Great and Powerful Trixie, was a total jerk and a heartless monster.

Nico: But at least you redeemed yourself Trixie.

Maria: And that's all that counts.

Lola: Yeah.

Artha Penn: And you will always be an awesome and great sister Trixie.

Trixie Lulamoon: Thank you guys.

Me: You're welcome.

Qin: Now for the Anothers.

Nico: I hope there aren't too many Anothers this time.

Eli: Don't worry I sensed for them. And there's only 6 of them. We have Another Psyclone, Hurricane, Bora and Mr. Twister, Windfall and Iron Lung.

We gasped!

Me: Whoa! Anzhela Federova A.K.A Bora and Bromwell Stikk A.K.A. Mr. Twister. This will be interesting. Psyclone and Hurricane's real names were never told to us.

Nico: Wow!

Maria: Who do we call?

Me: Carmilla Cyclone, Lorelai Erikkson, Csilla Almassy and Kaarina Heikkinen.

Lola: Cool!

Carmilla Cyclone: We're truly honored for this.

Lorelai Erikkson: Boy this will be awesome.

Kaarina Keikkinen: (Finnish Accent) It sure will.

Eli: And I sense that the Anothers minus Iron Lung are one person.

Me: Wow.

Lola: This will be awesome.

Nico: There they are!

We saw Another Psyclone, Hurricane, Bora and Mr. Twister and Windfall!

Me: WHOA!

Qin: This is gonna be windy!

Nunnally: Big time!

Lola: Yeah!

Another Hurricane: (In a girls voice) That was a good one though.

Me: (GASP) That voice.

They merged and she reverted back and was a girl with black hair and had purple eyes and had purple angel wings and she had purple clothes and had a tiara with the symbol of the Joker Kamen Rider from W on and the symbol of Joker was on her skirt and she had a sword of Darkness in her hands.

Me: (GASP) Jillian Joker!

Jillian Joker: Awesome to see you again J.D.

Me: Same here. Jillian is the Embodiment of the Joker Dopant from Kamen Rider W.

Shotaro: WOW! We never encountered a Joker Dopant.

Lola: That would be cool to see.

Jillian Joker: It sure would.

Me: Yep and she is also a very mischievous one hence why she is Joker's Embodiment.

Nico: That is so cool!

Qin: Yeah I'll say.

Jillian Joker: At least you guys aren't fighting 100 Anothers.

Qin: That is true.

Lola: Yeah.

Me: By the way is the Another Iron Lung friendly or hostile?

Jillian Joker: Friendly and you will find her interesting.

Me: Wow!

Maria: Sorry we have to do this.

Jillian Joker: No worries.

Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.

Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.

(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)

The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.

Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep

Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Spring abundant holoél

She glowed and was separated from the Anothers!

We fired waves of energy and blasted the them and I caught the Wonder Ride Books.

Lola: Oh yeah!

Qin: Awesome!

Me: Now for Another Iron Lung.

Nico: All we can do is wait

But then my geiger counter started clicking like mad!

Me: Uh oh! We got intense gamma radiation!

Lola: But Iron Lung is not radioactive!

We saw the Another Iron Lung!

Me: Whoa!

Lola: This one is really radioactive.

Me: No kidding.

Another Iron Lung: Sorry about that guys. I can't help it. Comes with who I am a hybrid of.

Me: (GASP) That voice!

She reverted back and it was a girl with neon green hair and had green eyes and had black and green clothes and she had a sword of intense gamma radiation!

Me: (GASP) Celica Cuprosklodowskite!

Nico: WHOA!

Celica Cuprosklodowskite: Awesome to see you again J.D.

Me: Same here.

Qin: Wow the radiation she has is off the scale.

Celica Cuprosklodowskite: I know. I am a Gemsona. I'm a hybrid of a human and Cuprosklodowskite as well as the gene-slammers of Iron Lung, Brass Knuckles, Copper Cranium, Bronze Kneecap, Golden Gutt, Titanium Toenail and Gilded Arches.

WE GASPED!

Qin: WHOA!

Nico: Radioactive and metalic!

Qin: Yeah!

Kaito: (gets out Bioman Gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Zocks: (Gets out Dynaman gear) Because we can grant it instead.

Kaito got a Bio Sword and Zocks got a Dyna Sword.

Celica Cuprosklodowskite: No he was in a hurry.

Me: Because of your intense radioactivity.

Celica Cuprosklodowskite: Yep.

Qin: I don't blame him.

Lola: Yeah.

Sougo: (gets out Bioman Gear) I'm surprised Gene Slammers for MOE members exist.

Geiz: (Gets out Dynaman gear) I figured any Team Rocket dirtbags who get close to our frenemies winds up dead.

Sougo got Red1Armor while Geiz got DynaRedArmor.

Me: I agree there. That's crazy but cool.

Iron: I'm surprised myself.

Celica Cuprosklodowskite: I know. Sorry we have to fight like this.

Me: No worries.

She turned into Another Iron Lung.

Nico: (gets out Iron Lung's Ridewatch) Time to take a deep breath!

Me: Just as long as Timmy doesn't pull out a 1935 Buick Packard and blows that in your face.

Nico: Yuck. (ACTIVATES IRON LUNG'S AND WINDFALL'S RIDEWATCHES)

He fired waves of wind and smashed her down.

May: Time to strike with the snakes of lightning! (ACTIVATES SERPENTINA AND EVIL STORMY WEATHER'S RIDEWATCHES)

She fired waves of energy and lightning and smashed her down.

Maria: Who is hungry for pizza! (ACTIVATES ORGAN GRINDOR'S RIDEWATCH)

(TARANTELLA NAPOLETANA PLAYS)

Maria danced and fired waves of pizzas and blasted down Another Iron Lung!

Maria: And here are some explosions! (ACTIVATES BOMBERMAN GANG'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired waves of bombs and blasted her all over.

Julie Kane: Now for some wind! (ACTIVATES WINDFALL'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired a wave of wind and smashed her down.

Then Rojo, Dogranio Yaboon, Urchin, Hammerhead (Looney Tunes), Count Grogan and the Ghost of Geronimo came.

Nico: Nice team Rojo!

Rojo: Thanks Nico!

Me: Awesome!

Count Grogan: We have a lot of catching up to do next time J.D.

Me: Boy we sure do Count Grogan. Lots of things have happened since 18 years ago.

Count Grogan: I know.

Then a Dachsbun came.

Me: Oh a Dachsbun.

Qin: What a cutie.

Lola: Yeah.

Nico: Awesome.

Dachsbun: (In a girls voice) It has been a while Nico.

Nico: (GASP) Lorna Northwest!?

Me: Whoa!

She reverted back and was a girl with blond hair and purple clothes and had blue eyes.

Pacifica: Lorna!

Lorna: Pacfica!

They hugged for the first time in a while and Pacifica cried hard.

Lorna Northwest: I know sis. I know. I'm sorry I wasn't there. We can catch up later. I got this.

She fired a wave of energy and knocked down Another Iron Lung and I brought over Celica and purified the ridewatch.

Me: Awesome!

Nico: Wow you're Pacifica's sister!?

Jade Chan: Wow!

Lorna Northwest: I sure am.

Dipper Pines: SAY WHAT!?

Qin: Whoa!

Jade Chan: Wow!

Me: Then you must've heard about what happened with your so-called mother and father.

Lorna Northwest: I sure did. You see, I am the black sheep of the Northwest family and I absolutely hated my parents for their greedy ways and the horrible treatment they were giving to Pacifica.

Me: Pacifica told us everything.

Lorna Northwest: Yes and I was trying to find enough evidence to bring down my evil parents reign so me and Pacifica can live together in hiding and with safety.

Me: Well we put your so-called evil mother and father in prison. You wouldn't believe the kinds of horrible things they were doing.

Nico: Yeah no kidding.

Lorna Northwest: Good. They can stay there and rot for all I care. Those monsters are not my parents.

Lola: They weren't fit to be parents from the very beginning.

Qin: Yeah.

Julie Kane: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Lorna Northwest: When me and Nico found one of my parents old mansions and we restored it and made it 100,000 times larger than my mom and dad's house in Gravity Falls.

Nico: I remember that house. It's on the outskirts of Gravity Falls.

Qin: Wow!

Lola: That is amazing.

Nunnally: It sure is.

Nico: Yep.

Nico and Lorna hugged.

Nico: I've missed you Lorna.

Lorna Northwest: Me too Nico. And Pacifica we have a lot of catching up to do.

Pacifica: I know sis. I know.

We later went back home.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Brandon Skellington, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, Woody Woodpecker, Nikki, Madison, Yue, and Keroberos are heading to the world of the 2019 horror film, Itsy Bitsy, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the five girls here, but we're also going to help Kara, and her kids, Jesse and Cambria, survive their night of terror and destroy Maa-Kalaratri, The Dark Mother that's in the form of a giant prehistoric spider.

Lincoln: Oh man, we're here in the world of the 2019 horror film, Itsy Bitsy, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the five girls here, but we're also going to help Kara, and her kids, Jesse and Cambria, survive their night of terror and destroy Maa-Kalaratri, The Dark Mother that's in the form of a giant prehistoric spider.

Nico: (Gulps) I think I remembered that movie all too well, and that spider was one super scary, ugly, and super evil monster.

Me: And that thing has a very venomous bite when it attacks its prey.

Lincoln: Which is why I came prepared. Now, we need to find Kara, and her kids, Jesse and Cambria, and then, get after Maa-Kalaratri.

We headed inside, and we met Kara, and her kids, Jesse and Cambria. Then, Lincoln formed a very powerful and protective diamond barrier to protect us from Maa-Kalaratri.

Kara: Thanks for coming. That giant spider's loose and already, it killed Clark and our cat. I managed to rescue Jesse and Cambria from that thing, but it's still here in the house, and I don't know where it is.

Me: As long as you remain here with us, you guys are safe.

Jesse handed us the shattered remnants of the Dark Egg of Maa-Kalaratri.

Nicole: The Dark Egg of Maa-Kalaratri, this thing is more than just an artifact, it's actually the tomb of the vengeful spider goddess herself. The thief who gave it to Clark threw it and shattered it and that unleashed the vengeful spider goddess, and now, she's loose.

Diana Lombard: Lincoln, use your wrist computer, and then, let's use The Legendex.

Lincoln got his left wrist computer online and brought up The Legendex, and in it was the legend of Maa-Kalaratri.

Lincoln: Here we go, the legend of Maa-Kalaratri. According to legend, Maa-Kalaratri is known as The Spider Goddess, a being who existed before both humans and time itself. She is said to be a "weaver of destiny", someone who presides over the humans between the darkness in the stars. She used to be vastly worshipped, but after worshipped declined, she one day, reemerged and decimated her now non-worshipers, taking a chief's daughter with her. To appease her, the tribe of her worshippers would offer blood sacrifices from babies from the village, the people believing that she would help crops and other such things. The goddess was kept inside of The Dark-Egg of Maa-Kalaratri, and only the High Priests of the tribe had ever touched it during the harvest season.

Nico: Whoa.

Diana Lombard: I read one of the reports that her worshippers were killed and she had been stolen by thieves who gave Clark her egg. It served as her tomb, and when one of the thieves shattered it, he unleashed her. We got to stop her and fast.

Jenni Anderson: She could be anywhere in the dark.

Lincoln: Not a problem.

Lincoln made the barrier glow with light by channeling light into the diamond barrier.

Applejack: Nice one.

Suddenly, we saw a beautiful and super sexy girl with long dark brown hair with orange streaks and black hairband, blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful midnight black angel wings, she's dressed in a long-sleeved white shirt, necklace with pearls and red gem for the pendant, long-sleeved black coat, orange shorts and green knee-pads, black knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with light, Keyblades and angels on the coattails and on the back is Halloween Town, and in her right hand is the Pumpkinhead Keyblade and a girl with long hair with the same colors as Vinyl Scratch's mane and pink hairband, blue clothes with Vinyl Scratch's cutie mark on the green skirt, blue choker, white bridal gloves, blue unicorn horn on her head, and blue angel wings and they had the six girls with them.

Lincoln: (GASPS) Helena Halloween, The Keyblade Knight of Halloween Town.

Helena Halloween: That's right.

Hailey Halloween: I knew one day we'd run into you, sis.

Vinyl Scratch: And the second girl with you... (GASPS)

Lincoln and Vinyl Scratch: Cadence Concordia.

Me: Sounds like you two know her.

Lincoln: I do.

Vinyl Scratch: And I knew her from Equestria, and it was right before...

Cadence Concordia: Before I moved to Royal Woods. Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Cadence Concordia, Gene-Slammer of Vinyl Scratch, Alicorn Princess of Grace, I'm Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Equestria and I'm a powerful force of music and magic and I'm also a very powerful Alicorn and very powerful master of music and magic, and I taught Lincoln how to cast some very powerful spells and how to dispel dark curses. Lincoln gave me a blue neck choker, and to show my thanks, I kissed Lincoln on the lips, and when that happened, my blue horn on my head glowed with blue light and it was a sign of true love. Plus, I'm also a dear friend of Vinyl Scratch from long ago and our bond remained strong to this day, and I'm an awesome friend of Luna, Sam, Mazzy, Sully, and Chunk and an awesome music lover and party goer.

Luna: You should see her rock out with us in our concerts, she knows how to play an electric guitar, but she also hates Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan with a blazing passion because Cadence had seen what kind of people Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan are.

Nico: What did Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan do to earn your wrath?

Luna: Those five were waiting for Lincoln in an ambush, and then, they'd come charging at him to kill him in another attempt at his life, but Cadence charged in and she kicked them into a nearby fence and she got knocked out because of just how strong she is and she froze them with a blast of magic she fired from her horn. She told the family of what they tried to do to Lincoln, and they not only got grounded for a month, and she sent them running to their rooms but not before she played a loud chord on my electric guitar and made them go deaf for a week along with smashing my cymbals in their faces.

Me: That's exactly what happens when they mess not only with one of Lincoln's Guardian Angels, but also, knows how to use musical instruments as weapons. I'd seen what Luna can do when she uses her instruments as weapons, and you don't want to cross her.

Nico: Messing with someone who knows Rock-Fu, their ears will be bleeding for weeks.

Lincoln: Yep, and it's so good to see you again, Cadence.

Cadence Concordia: You too, Lincoln. And whoa! You've really had quite a growth spurt, not to mention you've still been hitting the gym like crazy, look at those massive upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs! And Vinyl Scratch, you really have changed a lot since we last met.

Vinyl Scratch: Indeed I have, Cadence, and of course, I'm also a mother.

Vinyl Scratch showed Melanie the pictures of hers and Lincoln's newborns, and her jaw dropped to the floor.

CLANG!

Vinyl Scratch helped close her mouth.

Cadence Concordia: Whoa, Lincoln's now a father?! Well, his dad did have a lot of kids, so I guess it's no surprise though. And given the huge combo of the diet we gave him, his hyperpuberty, genes, and many others, Lincoln really grew into the type of man that any girl would want for a husband: extremely strong, handsome, super brave, courageous, and always stands up to injustice.

Suddenly, Lincoln went up to and hugged Cadence Concordia in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Then, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on her neck with electric blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and pink crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Vinyl Scratch: I knew that was coming, and now, you're part of Lincoln's harem and are now one of his future wives. But, I'd save the kissing for later, let's get after Maa-Kalaratri.

Suddenly, Lincoln fired two fire blasts which hits Maa-Kalaratri's egg sacs and burned them to ashes.

Lincoln: When she molted her exo-skeleton, she also laid egg sacs as well. Now, all that's left is to kill Maa-Kalaratri for good.

Me: Yeah.

Suddenly, a thunderstorm came, and lightning also lit up the house's rooms, along with the light from Lincoln's diamond barrier. Then, we saw a giant dark brown spider with giant fangs climb down from the wall in the living room: it was Maa-Kalaratri, The Dark Mother and the vengeful spider goddess.

Nico: (Gasps) Maa-Kalaratri.

Then, Maa-Kalaratri pounced, but the diamond barrier was protecting us from her, but she was still trying to break the barrier and bite us with her venomous giant fangs, which was futile.

Sylvester: Let's squish that giant spider and get out of here!

Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.

Lincoln: My words exactly, Sylvester. Your reign ends, Spider Goddess, let's get her!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Darren Arcangela, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Applejack's team, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Maa-Kalaratri and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.

Maa-Kalaratri tried to go after Kara, Jesse, and Cambria, but Lincoln imprisoned the spider goddess in a ball of indestructible diamond, then, the diamond ball's interior grew and formed giant spikes which pierced Maa-Kalaratri all over the place since the only way to kill her was force, and they didn't stop. When it was done, Maa-Kalaratri was nothing more than pile of remains, which were set ablaze and she was also sent to The Black Gates forever. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.

Kara: It's over at last, at least, that thing is gone.

Nico: Yeah. And we also knew about what happened to your son, Stevie, and you were also blaming yourself for what happened. We know the accident wasn't your fault, but to you, you felt it was and it scarred you mentally.

Jesse: You...also found out about what happened. What happened to Stevie, it wasn't Mom's fault, but she blamed herself for it.

Lincoln: She managed to forgive herself by saving you and Cambria. But, I think we can truly make your family whole once more.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and a beam of heavenly light descended, and Kara saw her son, Stevie, brought back to life, as she cried tears of happiness and she hugged her brought back son, and Jesse and Cambria also joined in.

Cambria: Where are we going to live, Mommy?

Kara: I think Gotham Royal York is a better choice. But, no matter what, we will always stay together.

We helped Kara, Stevie, Jesse, and Cambria move to Gotham Royal York, and Ino is going to help them after that traumatic experience with Maa-Kalaratri and what Kara went through due to Stevie's death.

Lincoln: At least, we finally got rid of Maa-Kalaratri.

Lynn Sr. was really shaking in fright.

Lori: Oh shoot, we literally forgot about Dad's Arachnophobia again.

Lincoln: We're signing him up to get cured by Nightmare or Rhinosnorous when we get back. (To Helena Halloween) And it's so good to see you again, Helena Halloween.

Helena Halloween: You too, Linky, it's been a long time.

Lincoln went up to Helena Halloween and he hugged her, and Helena Halloween is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Helena Halloween: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know this sexy hot mama?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., this is Helena Halloween, Keyblade Knight of Halloween Town, she's my Guardian Angel Guardian Angel from Halloween Town and she's also the younger sister of Hailey Halloween, Sailor Soldier of Halloween Town. She's a Keyblader, and like her older sister, she has all the powers of Halloween and she's literally known as the Queen of Halloween, and she is also known as The Queen of Terror, and she and her sister, Hailey, had fought against Oogie Boogie, Lock, Shock, and Barrel whenever they try to cause trouble against Jack Skellington and all of Halloween Town. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained me a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and I became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like all her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.

Luna: And she also used her skills in terror and Halloween to scare Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, along with Lincoln's other enemies, and they peed their pants like crazy. For Lynn, she peed her gym shorts and farted in fright as she ran back to her room.

Nico: Gross.

Me: But, you know what happens when they begin messing with a Halloween Terror Queen.

Lincoln: It never ever ends well at all, and it leaves them scarred for life and terrified. And now that you're here, Helena.

Lincoln went up to and hugged Helena Halloween in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Helena Halloween: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Helena Halloween's neck with orange gems on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Helena Halloween: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Helena Halloween.

Helena Halloween had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her, and he leaned down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them, then, we went up to the five girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, they immediately recognized them. The five girls are Ai Midorikawa, Hina Tomosaki, Kaede Shinozaki, Mizuho Akashina, and Shizuka Takeda from Uragiri.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Ai Midorikawa, Hina Tomosaki, Kaede Shinozaki, Mizuho Akashina, and Shizuka Takeda from Uragiri.

Nicole: Whoa, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Ai Midorikawa: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Ai Midorikawa and the other four girls saw who it was that saved them from Maa-Kalaratri, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white choker collar with gold accents and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura around him.

Ai Midorikawa: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.

Lincoln made four clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Ai Midorikawa: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, five Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Ai Midorikawa, Hina Tomosaki, Kaede Shinozaki, Mizuho Akashina, and Shizuka Takeda with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The World Tree Estate and the rest of the team was shocked to find out the villain we went after was Maa-Kalaratri, The Dark Mother and the vengeful spider goddess.

But, when Lincoln showed what we did in viciously beating down that monstrous spider and then trapping her in a diamond ball that formed spikes inside and they tore that spider to shreds and banished her spirit to The Black Gates, everyone cheered as they hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him and he had steam whistling from his ears. Lincoln, Helena Halloween, and Cadence Concordia have a lot of catching up to do now that they're back in town.

Maria: Jeez, that spider goddess sure was a dangerous monster!

Lincoln: Yep, but we sent her to The Black Gates for good and saved Kara, Jesse, and Cambria from the evil spider goddess, and I also brought back her son, Stevie, and we helped them get settled in Gotham Royal York.

Me: Yep, and they'll be getting therapy from Ino after what they went through with Maa-Kalaratri.

Nico: And the lesson is never pick up any dark artifacts because you never know what lurks inside it.

Nicole: Ain't that the truth.


After killing Maa-Kalaratri, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Helena Halloween and Cadence Concordia saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.

Helena Halloween: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever.

Cadence Concordia: He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Helena Halloween: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.

Cadence Concordia: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.

Nico: Yep. So, Helena, we've already heard from Cadence of her memories with Lincoln, now what of you? What memories did you have with Lincoln?

Helena Halloween: Oh man, I was hoping you'd ask that. Well, this one time, Lincoln and I along with the rest of his Guardian Angels were at Gus' Games and Grub, and we were there for lunch after our training. But, then, we heard a familiar loud belch in the air and caught the stench of sweaty armpits, chum, limburger cheese, and B.O., and we knew who it was: Lincoln's insanely overly-competitive, rude, aggressive, belching, farting, uncivilized sister, Lynn. She burst through the doors on all fours, and she was out for blood. She charged at us, but I fired blasts of pumpkin fire at her which burned her butt, and then, I pulled a scary face and sent her running on all fours while she was farting like crazy, and Lincoln fired a blast of ice that froze her inside, and he pushed it and he sent it hurtling towards an open metal container that Luna got out, and as soon as Lynn was inside, she closed the door and secured it.

Nico: Awesome. But, wait, when she thawed out, did she...?

Lincoln: Nope, she didn't roar and pounded on the door to try and escape, besides, if she tried that, you know what'll happen. Plus, the ice melted because of the stink lines coming off her smelly feet.

Nico: Gross! Lynn, do you ever wash your feet?!

Luna: She doesn't, dude. Plus, she even picked her nose with her big toe!

Nico: OH! THAT'S JUST DISGUSTING!

Me: Yeah, Dark Lynn made her forget about proper hygiene, we even had to get out gas masks around her!

Lincoln: And why we always had to watch it around Lynn. It's no surprise we didn't have the house fumigated because of her!

We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Mei Terumi, Kyoko Aono, DC SHG Rose Wilson/Ravager, and Simulator Zoe Orimoto are heading to Sirena Beach.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Mei Terumi, Kyoko Aono, DC SHG Rose Wilson/Ravager, and Simulator Zoe Orimoto are dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Mei Terumi, Kyoko Aono, DC SHG Rose Wilson/Ravager, and Simulator Zoe Orimoto had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Pablo and Anderson hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word those buttfaces have sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.

Mei Terumi: Wow, so this is Sirena Beach, this place is awesome.

Lincoln: It sure is, Mei, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?

Lincoln, Mei Terumi, Kyoko Aono, DC SHG Rose Wilson/Ravager, and Simulator Zoe Orimoto dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back onto the sand, and they had an awesome volleyball game, and Mei Terumi, Kyoko Aono, DC SHG Rose Wilson/Ravager, and Simulator Zoe Orimoto got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, but then, they saw hulking muscle-bound thugs hired by Pablo and Anderson coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he'd sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.

Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Mei Terumi, Kyoko Aono, DC SHG Rose Wilson/Ravager, and Simulator Zoe Orimoto and they hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Mei Terumi, Kyoko Aono, DC SHG Rose Wilson/Ravager, and Simulator Zoe Orimoto placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and we saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.

Me: (Whistles) Looks like someone really had a good time at Sirena Beach, eh, Lincoln?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!

Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Mei Terumi, Kyoko Aono, DC SHG Rose Wilson/Ravager, and Simulator Zoe Orimoto with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Mei Terumi, Kyoko Aono, DC SHG Rose Wilson/Ravager, and Simulator Zoe Orimoto are in your harem.

Naruto: I had the suspicion that Mei Terumi fell in love with Lincoln, and she's had those feelings for him for a very long time.

Kurumu: And we made the right choice introducing Linky to Kyoko.

Zoe Orimoto: And my Simulator counterpart is also part of his harem too, nice.

DC SHG Raven: Along with Rose.

Jenna: And Pablo and Anderson had some nerve trying to kill them, those two are just making things much worse for themselves.

Serena Logan: I always knew those heartless murderous buttfaces were and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and they're just making things worse for themselves.

Rarity: And trying to kill Mei Terumi, Kyoko Aono, DC SHG Rose Wilson/Ravager, and Simulator Zoe Orimoto, now those repulsive apes are really going to get it.

Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and they should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!

Suddenly, we heard Pablo and Anderson scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, the morons have officially lost their minds.

Maria: (Flips Pablo and Anderson the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you buttface morons!

Nico: Even after we kicked Pablo and Anderson's miserable hides, those bastards still refuses to quit!

Lincoln: Same with Flip, Lewis Travolta, Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.

Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!

Inuyasha: Leave that to me. (YELLS AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS AT THE JERKS) SHUT YOUR HALF-WIT PIE HOLE, YOU HEARTLESS BUTTFACES!

Suddenly, the Beads of Subjugation on Pablo and Anderson's necks and on the necks of the jerks glowed and the amplified gravity forced the jerks to faceplant on the ground, and we laughed hysterically.

Nico: Those Beads of Subjugation really are awesome!

Lincoln: And that'll be to remand them if they so much as get anymore dumb ideas again. Remind me to add more punishments to them.

Me: We'll do just that.


Later we were going into the simulator.

Nico: Next is Gusty Garden Galaxy

Me: Ooh the Wind Garden one.

Qin: Cool!

Lewa: Me and Matau will definitely be going with you for that one.

Nico: Perfect! Lets head in.

They went in to the simulator and Nicole activated it and they were at GUSTY GARDEN GALAXY!

Nico: Here we are.

Matau: WOW! This is amazing!

Lewa: Boy I feel right at home here.

Matau: Diggersby?

Pawmot: Yeah my family has that for my last name. We are miners and dig for jewels and gold.

Nico: Yep.

Matau: Very fitting. But that's also a Pokemon name.

Pawmot: I know.

Lewa: Just wanted to clear up some confusion.

Pawmot: No worries.

They got to the island and then a burrowing figure came and out came MAJOR BURROWS!

Nico: That is one huge mole!

Nicole: Okay you have to get him to pop out and then slam the ground and kick him in his butt.

Nico: And I got just the techniques for that.

Burrows went underground and then Nico used the power of Naturon Shenron! The 7 Star Dragonball on his bracelet glowed and blasted him out!

Lewa: We got first crack!

They fired waves of wind and blasted him on his butt! He got up and went underground!

Nico: (gets out Iron Lung and Whirlwind's Ridewatches) Let's add more wind power!

Nico blasted the ground again and flushed him out and then activated the Ridewatches and blasted him on his butt.

Eli: OH YEAH!

Matau: Take that!

Then MAJOR BURROWS GOT RED HOT MAD! STEAM WAS SHOOTING OUT OF HIS HEAD AND HIS HELMET WAS GLOWING RED HOT!

Nicole: WHOA MAN Now he is mad!

Lewa: Good thing there's no bunny here!

Nico: I know.

Pawmot: I got this one.

She fired a wave of energy and blasted him. Then Nico, Lewa and Matau blast him and he got smashed down and then POOF!

The Power Star came!

Nico: There it is!

Lewa: Me and Matau got this.

They went and got the star!

YOU GOT A STAR!

Nico: YEAH!

Pawmot reverted back and was a girl with orange hair and orange eyes and had an orange dress on.

Erica Diggersby: That was so awesome!

Nico: Yeah it was!

They high five!

Pakura: I don't see this ending well.

Me: Me neither. That's why I stick to fizzy juice.

I pulled out a bottle of it and drank it.

Me: (LOUD BELCH)

I turned the flower vase on the table into a bowl of blue raspberry peaches.

Sunny Starscout ate one and it was juicy and tasty.

Sunny Starscout: Wow! Looks like peaches and tastes like blue raspberry!

Me: Blue-Razzle Peaches. Awesome combo.

Sunny Starscout: And perfect for smoothies.

Me: Awesome! Also pardon me.

Poromon and the mascots drank Red Bull and then…

(Ray of Light by Madonna Plays)

Mascots: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LIGHTS FLEW FAST)

And I feel like I just got home

And I feel

And I feel like I just got home

And I feel

They bounced all over the place like bullets fired from a gun!

Fu: Are you guys ok?

Me: They are just going through Red Bull Rush.

Brian: Yeah Peter went through that and he was all over the place.

Stewie: Oh god I remember that.

Me: Me too.

Nico: Yeah.

Poliwag then ran fast and bounced like pinball bumpers.

Poliwag: (Fast talking) Boyimmovingsofastthatitsfun! WOOWOO!

Poromon: (Fast talking) ImmovingsofastIfeellikemilkingcows!

ZOOM!

Poromon then zoomed fast and then Universe 666 Chris came and ran fast and screaming hard and his CROTCH WAS ON FIRE!

Dirtbag: (to Horsea and Manaphy) You two okay?

They gibbered and then ran fast and were acting like Mac on a SUGAR RUSH MANIA ATTACK!

ZOOM ZOOM!

They ran fast and then we heard the sounds of punching and kicking and we saw the mascots kicking the living shit out of the Digimon Emperor in our prison!

Nico: HOLY CRAP!

Manaphy: Youlikethatfartface!? Youlikethatfartface!

MANAPHY THEN VOMITED IN THE DIGIMON EMPEROR'S MOUTH! YUCK!

Horsea: YeahIbetyoulikethat!

Horsea then fired a torrent of Ink into his mouth and he threw up!

Nico: NICE!

The Mascots came back and were about to bounce on Nunnally's stomach.

But we grabbed them before that could happen.

Qin: Whew. Close one.

But then it wore off and they were fast asleep.

Me: Aww they fell asleep.

Nico: Yeah.

But then…

Nunnally screamed and then a massive puddle of water was on the floor! THIS CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING!

Qin: OH NO!

Nunnally: It's time!

Me: Whoa!

Maria: Oh fuck!

Eli: Oh boy!

Me: EVERYONE! Lets get her to the hospital! Lets go lets go Double Time Lets Go!

We got her loaded into Ratchet and we were off to the hospital.

We later arrived and she and Eli went into the Delivery Room.

We then waited.

Me: This is gonna be interesting.

Lola: Yeah.

?: Boy no kidding.

We saw a Maushold!

May: Aww a Maushold!

Lola: Awesome!

Maushold: (In a girls voice) Nunnally is one awesome girl to have children.

Nico: Elaine Cheddar!? Whoa!

She reverted back and was a girl with blond hair and had yellow and orange clothes and had the kanji for cheese in the middle of her forehead and she had yellow angel wings.

Me: Awesome you're one of the great cheesemakers of Wisconsin.

Elaine Cheddar: I sure am.

Grapple: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Elaine Cheddar: When me and Nico made the largest ever castle of cheese and I used my powers to make it rot proof.

Nico: (DROOLS) Elaine and her family make the most awesome cheese ever. And it's so good.

Qin: Her family's cheese is awesome.

Elaine Cheddar: And Nico can't get enough of it.

Me: Boy we have a bunch of Cheeseheads with us.

We laughed!

Laney: Yeah.

Nico and Elaine hugged.

Nico: I've missed you Cheesa-Donna.

Elaine Cheddar: Oh Nico don't call me that.

The mascots got up from their nap.

Poromon: What happened?

Me: Nunnally is now in Labor.

Poromon: Oh man!

But her labor pains were intense crying!

Nunnally: OH IT HURTS SO MUCH!

Qin: Poor Nunnally.

Maria: And you guys went crazy from Red Bull

Poliwag: We did?

We told them what they did and how they beat up the Digimon Emperor and bounced off the walls and more.

Horsea: Whoa we were hyper.

Me: And you set Universe 666 Chris Griffin's crotch on fire somehow.

Manaphy: Oh man we must've mistaken him for the Prime Universe version.

Nico: Oops.

Me: It'll be okay.

The labor pains stopped.

Qin: It stopped.

Then out came Eli and Nunnally and in Nunnally's arms were 2 adorable baby girls.

Me: Oh Nunnally, Eli they are so adorable.

Nunnally: (Tired) They sure are.

Xenia: Aww.

Eli: Yeah.

Me: What are you going to name them bro?

Eli: The one in Nunnally's right arm is Ahsoka Tano Britannia and the one in her right arm is Rey Skywalker Britannia. We named them after Ahsoka and Rey.

Ahsoka: We both are truly honored.

Rey Skywalker: (British Accent) I think they are adorable to have been given names from us.

Kit and the Dragon Knight Riders came.

Volcana: Thanks for coming, Kit.

Kit: No problem!

Me: We owe you guys big for helping us against Jackie Frost and Northwind.

Kit: No problem J.D. That was so fun.

Lola: It sure was.

Me: I have a feeling this will be a very epic battle against Xaviax. I have 15 years of punishment to dish out on him when the time comes.

Nico: You got that right.

Kit: Yeah.

We took Nunnally back to the estate and had her sit in the rocking chair in the nursery.

Me: If you need anything Nunnally let us know. Pickle and Barley Barrel will look out for you here okay.

Nunnally: Thank you J.D.

We left and got ready.

Kit: That is so awesome that Nunnally is now a mother.

Me: We are happy for her.

C.C.: Same here.

Qin: Yeah.

The previous group came.

Mr. Fizz: Can me, Titanium Man, Trumbipular, Magneto, Misty Tredwell, Kyd Wykkyd, Kaos, Dr. Viktor, Technus, and Yenaldoshi go with you guys?

Nico: Yes you all can come with us.

Xenia: Yep.

Mr. Fizz: Awesome.

Lola: But this will be fun. Whatever our mission will be.

Heckyl: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: Arboliva and Squawkabilly.

May: Cool!

Me: Squawkabilly comes in 4 forms so there might be 4 of them of that one.

Qin: Yeah.

Nico: It's possible.

Qin: Yep.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire eyes and rainbow iris of his Third Eye glowed, and he had a vision and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than mad scientist Dr. Ivan Krank, and he's broken out and is out to cause havoc again. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Lincoln: Oh no.

Nico: Lincoln, what's wrong?

Lincoln: We got big trouble, Nico. I just had a vision and saw who it was that we're going to confront today: the figure I saw in the vision is none other than mad scientist Dr. Ivan

Krank, and he's broken out and is out to cause havoc again.

We gasped.

Nico: Oh great, another fucked-up mad scientist running loose.

Me: Yep. But, you know what this means.

Lincoln: He's getting a one-way trip to prison for good after we take him down.

Me: Oh yeah.

Camie: Who is Dr. Ivan Krank?

Me: He's from the movie Teacher's Pet. He's a dangerous mad scientist.

I went over his history.


Dr. Ivan Krank is the main antagonist of the Teacher's Pet franchise, serving as the unseen overarching antagonist of the Teacher's Pet TV series and the main antagonist of Teacher's Pet: The Movie besides being called a "Wakko" which he dislikes. His nephew Ian Wazselewski sometimes breaks his uncle's commands.

He was voiced by Kelsey Grammer, who also played Harold Attinger in Transformers: Age of Extinction, Sideshow Bob on The Simpsons, Stinky Pete in Toy Story 2, Hunter in Storks, and Rothbart in Barbie of Swan Lake.

Past

While some of his past is unknown, Ivan was picked on all his life for having a large head and resents everyone for dismissing him as crazy.

Teacher's Pet: The Movie

Dr. Krank is first mentioned by his nephew, Ian Wazselewski, when the latter announces that he will be staying with him for the summer.

Krank is first seen on "The Barry Anger Show" where the host interviews him and he says he can turn animals into human beings. Spot finds this as the opportunity to live his dream and goes to see him.

Spot and Leonard meet up at a gas station. Through many quick costume changes, Spot fools Mrs. Helperman into believing that he is Scott Leadready II and that his family, en route to Sunny Southern Florida, had to return home, but he could still go with the Helpermans. Spot, Leonard, and Mrs. Helperman continue on their way to Florida, singing through all fifty states.

Meanwhile, back at the Helperman residence, Pretty Boy and Mr. Jolly see another episode of Barry Anger in which Anger reveals that Krank is a phony who can't really turn animals human, but rather into terrifying, hideous mutant creatures. They decide that they must track down Spot and stop him from being turned into a monster, but Mr. Jolly is afraid to leave the house. Pretty Boy assures him that they can be tough despite their size.

When Spot and Leonard find Krank's lab, he tries to turn a frog into a human but he only makes it 'moo'. Spot arrives and convinces Krank to not destroy the machine and that he needs a mammal to make a man not swamp creatures.

Spot is turned into a human but instead, he's turned into a man not a boy (his age in dog years). Krank then traps Spot and Leonard in a cage to turn them into media freaks.

Then Ian arrives and sets them free in exchange for a chew toy. When Krank finds out, he grounds Ian for the rest of the summer and traps him in a web. He also sends his mutated swamp creature minions Dennis the alligator and Adele the mosquito to recapture Spot.

Later, when Ian calls his parents to take him home, Krank tells him to stay off the phone (he wants to call out for a pizza).

The next night, Leonard arrives at the lab to turn into a dog to be with Spot, but Krank uses him as bait. Suddenly, Spot, Pretty Boy, and Jolly arrive in time to save Leonard. Spot installs the nickel Krank gave him earlier in the machine and it turns him into a mouse and Jolly chases him out of the lab.

When Spot is turned back to a dog, Jolly eats the mouse-formed Krank, therefore killing him and Ian decides to take Dennis and Adele as his cousins.


When I was done everyone was shocked!

Qin: What a monster!

Laney: This guy is completely insane!

Xenia: He needs to go to the Enceladus prison for Mad Scientists.

Nico: Yep. First we'll watch the movie and then head out after that.

Lola: I'll get the popcorn.

Titanium Man: Is Spot a Golden Retriever?

Me: Not really sure.

Qin: Yeah.

We got the popcorn and got to watching the movie.


For the past year, a dog named Spot has impersonated a boy named Scott and attended school with his master, fourth-grader Leonard Helperman. Leonard wants to spend the summer with his dog, but Spot wants to become a real human boy ("I Wanna Be a Boy"). Leonard's mother, Mrs. Helperman, is invited to compete in the "Teacher of the Year" finals in Sunny Southern Florida. Leonard and Mrs. Helperman borrow an RV from the principal to travel there, but no dogs are allowed. Leonard sadly bids farewell to Spot ("A Boy Needs a Dog") as they depart.

Spot, along with the Helpermans' other pets, Pretty Boy and Mr. Jolly, are left with a pet-sitter. On television, they discover Dr. Ivan Krank, who claims he can turn animals into human beings and who lives in Southern Florida. Determined to meet Krank and become a boy, Spot chases down the RV, disguises himself as Scott, and convinces Mrs. Helperman to travel together. They drive to Florida ("A Whole Bunch of World").

Back at home, Pretty Boy and Mr. Jolly learn that Krank can't actually turn animals into people, but rather into terrifying hybrid creatures. They decide to find Spot and warn him. Pretty Boy assures Mr. Jolly that they can be tough despite their size ("Small But Mighty").

Arriving in Florida, Mrs. Helperman goes directly to the Teacher of the Year finals, and Spot reveals to Leonard his desire to see Krank and become a boy. Leonard and Spot go to Krank's lab, where Krank agrees to turn Spot human. Krank anticipates finally being respected ("I, Ivan Krank") and uses his machine on Spot.

Spot wakes up to find that he is indeed human, but because dogs age faster than humans, he is a fully grown man rather than a boy. Krank wants to capture and exhibit the "dog-man" around the world, but Leonard and Scott break free. Scott uses his dog senses to locate a lost dog and claim a cash reward. Leonard and Scott enjoy a day on the town ("Take the Money and Run").

Scott and Leonard return to the RV to meet Mrs. Helperman, making up a story to explain the disappearance of Scott-the-boy and the appearance of Scott-the-man. Mrs. Helperman invites Scott in for coffee and soon begins to fall for him. Scott considers marrying Leonard's mother so they can all stay together, but Leonard refuses to allow it. Scott leaves Leonard and Mrs. Helperman after an argument ("I'm Moving On").

Pretty Boy and Mr. Jolly arrive in Florida, and help Leonard realize that he should support Scott's dream. Leonard concludes that the only way they can all be together is for him to become Scott's dog. ("A Boy Needs a Dog (Reprise)"), and leaves for Krank's lab. A regretful Scott returns to reconcile with Leonard and follows him.

Krank plans to turn Leonard into a dog and capture Scott to exhibit both of them. Scott arrives at the lab and destroys Krank's machine. In the ensuing chaos, the machine turns Krank into a mouse and Scott back to his original dog form. Leonard and Spot reunite, and Spot decides that he is "Proud to Be a Dog".


When the movie was done we cheered wildly!

Xenia: That was a great movie!

Lola: Yeah it was!

Camie: That was fun.

Laney: But Krank is a WACKO to the Nth degree.

Lola: Yep.

Nico: And it looks like we're heading to New York City.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Cho'gall, a two-headed ogre serving as the leader of the Twilight's Hammer, a doomsday cult dedicated to the Old Gods and villain from Warcraft II: Tides of Darkness, and he's here to cause havoc. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and none of us are going to like it one bit: the figure we sensed is none other than Cho'gall, a two-headed ogre serving as the leader of the Twilight's Hammer, a doomsday cult dedicated to the Old Gods and villain from Warcraft II: Tides of Darkness, and he's here to cause havoc.

Lola: (Gasps) Oh man, I've heard of him all too well. The Twilight's Hammer cult caused so much havoc across Azeroth, and they preached about Dreadwing's return and the great Cataclysm. We've got to stop him!

Elise Shiranui: (Japanese Accent) Leave that to me and Linky, Lola. We'll cut him down and send him to The Black Gates.

Nico: That two-headed ogre's in big trouble facing the Gene-Slammer of the Shiranui Monsters, alright, gang, let's go, we've got to put a stop to that mad scientist.

Lincoln: And send him straight to prison, and once we get done taking down Dr. Ivan Krank, you're next, Cho'gall.

Elise Shiranui: (Japanese Accent) We will not tolerate a religious fanatic like you to cause havoc in our city, Cho'gall. We already brought an end to Dreadwing and stopped the Great Cataclysm, and now, we will see to it that you and the rest of the Twilight's Hammer clan are destroyed for good.

Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and we headed out to take down Dr. Ivan Krank and send him back to prison, and once we get done taking down Dr. Ivan Krank, Elise Shiranui and Lincoln are going to destroy Cho'gall.

We were off to New York City.


We arrived in New York City.

Sheep Man: Here we are!

Me: Good old NYC.

Xenia: Yeah.

Lola: So cool.

Nico: Lets go find them.

We flew and landed in front of the Helperman house.

Me: The Helperman house.

We went up to the door and saw Leonard and Spot.

Leonard Helperman: Team Loud Phoenix Storm!? Whoa!

Spot: Wow! It's an honor to meet you guys!

Me: Same to you too guys.

Leonard Helperman: It's so awesome to have you all here.

Spot: I think it's cool you're all here.

Timon: (LAUGHS) Hey your voice sounds like mine too Spot.

Spot: (LAUGHS) That is too funny. We both sound alike.

Magneto: Tell me. Is the Blue Fairy you saw on TV the same one we know?

Spot: Yeah she sure is.

Pinocchio: That is really cool.

Me: It sure is. And she helped Pinocchio get away from Stromboli. Also she sent that message to tell us that Geppetto got swallowed by Monstro.

Spot: Wow!

Leonard Helperman: That is amazing!

Nico: It sure was.

Cindersaur: Are your two other friends with you?

Leslie Dunkling came.

Leslie Dunkling: Yes we are.

Pretty Boy: And we're ready for this.

Mr. Jolly: And it's so awesome having you all here.

Me: Same here to you guys.

Mr. Jolly: I take it you heard that Krank is back?

Me: Yeah and we're going to send that buttface to prison forever.

Timon: Yeah that guy is a mook.

Poromon: (to Pretty Boy) Hello, fellow bird!

Kyd Wykkyd: Poromon counts as a bird too.

Pretty Boy: Awesome to meet a fellow bird.

Nico: Awesome.

Mr. Jolly: That is cool.

Qin: Yeah it sure is.

Leslie Dunkling: I agree there too.

Xenia: Yep.

Spot: That is awesome.

Sideshow Bob: Is it true that you wanted to be human before?

Spot: It sure is. I got to see what it's like and it is tough.

Me: There are a few people that we know here that were gene-slammed with dogs.

Carly Douglas: Like me for instance.

Qin: Yep.

Technus: Look at Poromon and the other Mascots. They're not human and they do lots of human stuff

Poromon: But believe it or not we CAN turn into our human forms at will.

They then turned into their human selves.

Manaphy: Tadah!

Nico: WHOA!

May: Awesome!

Spot: WOW! That is amazing! How did this happen?

Me: One of the bad guys from Are You Afraid of The Dark did it.

Nico: Long story.

Eli: But it's awesome.

Poromon: I think it's awesome too.

Stalker: But they also tend to do a lot of… silly stuff.

Poromon: We're not that bad.

Stalker: You 4 drank Red Bull this morning.

Me: Yeah but still not bad.

Eli: They are great for cheering people up and they can help people all over. And they know all sorts of awesome restaurants and we always come home bloated and stuffed.

Nico: Yep.

Qin: Yeah.

Leonard Helpington: That is cool.

Nico: Yep.

Me: (Opens a bottle of Fizzy Juice) But all in all the Mascots are our great friends and help out a lot. (Drinks Fizzy Juice) Ahh. (LOUD BELCH!)

I belched and the burp turned the house of the Helpingtons into a massive and amazing mansion!

Qin: WHOA!

Me: Oh pardon me.

Leonard Helpington: WHOA! That was cool!

Me: Sorry.

Yenaldoshi: Also, I count as a type of dog

Spot: Neat!

Qin: Yep.

Leonard Helpington: But I'll gladly help you guys take down Krank.

Me: Awesome. Lets go give that wacko what's coming to him.

Ghuul: We don't even know where he is

Eli: I do. I sense he's there.

He pointed to a castle lair 30 klicks to the south.

THUNDERCLAP! THUNDERCLAP!

Me: Stereotypical castle lair on a mountain with spooky evil storm clouds. How original.

Xenia: Yeah.

Lola: But it will be perfect for his capture.

Poromon: (gets out Red Bull can towards Spot) Red Bull?

Dr. Viktor: Please don't make this another regular thing.

Poromon: Okay okay okay.

He put it back.

Nico: Come on guys. Entrance time.

Leonard held on to Varie and Leslie held on to Eli and Spot, Pretty Boy and Mr. Jolly were with Fluttershy.

We went at the castle.

In the castle, Dr. Krank was working hard and laughing like a fucked up lunatic.

Dr. Krank: YES! (LAUGHS LIKE A FUCKED UP LUNATIC!) MY EXPERIMENT IS ALMOST COMPLETE! SOON I WILL REPLACE EVERY MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD ON EARTH WITH MY CREATIONS AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD! (LAUGHS MANIACALLY!)

?: LIKE WE'LL EVER LET YOU DO THAT YOU WACKO!

Dr. Krank: WHO IS THE DEAD MAN THAT CALLED ME A WACKO!? I AM A MAN OF SCIENCE!

Then the spirits of the dogs appeared and swirled around him and then they converged and then…

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted off above him and then fireballs rained down and destroyed all his equipment and then a phoenix cry was heard and then we came down.

Me: We did!

Dr. Krank: Team Loud Phoenix Storm!?

Qin: That's right!

Me: Dr. Ivan Krank you are under arrest!

Dr. Krank: You won't be saying that once I turn some of your animal friends into humans!

Doubledealer: Take your best shot!

Me: Yeah you wacko!

Dr. Krank: I AM NOT A WACKO! I AM A MAN OF SCIENCE!

Me: Yeah right! You're a Wacko! WACKO WACKO WACKO WACKO WACKO! WACKO WACKO WACKO WACKO!

Then he was seeing red and went at me and then…

KRABLAM!

I bashed him in the face with a powerful punch!

Nico then kicked him square in the crotch!

Rikochet: PULVERIZING PINBALL!

He turned into a ball and smashed him in his face 5 times!

WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM!

Dr. Krank's surviving machine zapped Spot, turning him human.

Kaos: Not bad.

Spot: Okay I do look good.

Me: You sure look good as a human Spot.

Spot: I sure do.

Me: Who is that handsome devil?

Spot: Spot! That's me!

Me: We'll give you the power to transform at will.

Donkey Kong: Taste this!

He pulled out his Coconut Shooter and fired it and the coconuts hit Dr. Krank and then…

BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM!

He got hit in the head by 7 coconuts!

Patrick: DAHAHAHA! THAT GUY GOT HIT IN THE HEAD WITH 7 COCONUTS!

Dr. Krank's machine zapped Mr. Jolly and Pretty Boy, turning them human too

Icepick: Not gonna lie. You guys look nice

Mr. Jolly looked like an orange hair man with brown clothes and Pretty Boy turned into a green hair man with green clothes.

Pretty Boy: Boy I look great.

Mr. Jolly: You got that right.

Me: I'll do the same thing to you two as well.

I fired a blast at the machine and destroyed it!

Nico: Take that!

Dr. Krank: NO!

Me: Wait. Krank, hear that?

We heard chanting and it said KILL DR. KRANK.

Dr. Krank looked outside and saw AN ANGRY MOB ARMED WITH PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES COMING TOWARDS THE CASTLE! They were on the warpath to kill him!

Me: Like a scene out of Frankenstein.

Dr. Krank's other machine zapped Trumbipular, turning him human as well.

Misty Tredwell: I didn't see that coming!

Trumbipular looked like a blond hair muscle body builder and he had green gym clothes and was strong as a hundred oxen!

Trumbipular: WOW! I look amazing and great! (FLEXES MUSCLES) Look how pumped I am!

Me: Boy hot babes are gonna be all over you!

We laughed!

But then the door got smashed down and in came the mob.

Me: Don't worry guys we got this under control.

Man: Oh Team Loud Phoenix Storm! We didn't see you come in.

Me: Sorry about that.

Trumbipular: Hey ladies, like this hot body?

Then the ladies all saw Trumbipular and did all kinds of funny Tex Avery Style Wild Takes and they went over to Trumbipular and cuddled him.

Nico: (LAUGHS)

Me: (LAUGHS) Looks like I was right!

Stickybeard: Tis has been fun. But now, I'm ending this!

Stickybeard destroyed the last machine with a candy sword, turning Spot, Mr. Jolly, Pretty Boy, and Trumbipular back to normal.

Spot: Aw man!

Me: I got this.

I snapped my fingers and they turned human again.

Trumbipular: That is fun!

Eli: Yeah!

Me: Now to finish this.

Dr. Krank: NOOOOO! All my research ruined!

Me: Aww poor wittle baby waby. Does wittle wacko sacko need his nappy wappy?

WE LAUGHED!

Trumbipular decided to turn into his regular self again.

Trumbipular: Being human was fun. But now, it's time to get serious.

Woman: Go get him hunk!

Trumbipular ran and smashed Dr. Krank down!

Qin: YEAH!

Poromon: (ECHOING) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!

He fired a blast of lightning and it hit him and ELECTROCUTED HIM ALL OVER THE PLACE!

He was given a nasty and painful 40,000,000,000 volt shock!

Qin: OUCH!

Me: Hope that made him sane!

Pretty Bird decided to turn back into his bird self and pecked Dr. Krank on his ass.

Dr. Krank: OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH!

Me: There's only one mad scientist that we can tolerate.

Nicole: And that is Dr. Muto!

Nico: YEAH!

I fired a wave of lightning and electrocuted him all over!

Then Captain Cold, Man Ray, Major Disaster, Cluemaster, Cantwell, Common Cold, Mysterio, Multiple Man, Boomerang, and Knightbrace came.

Nico: Captain Cold, Man Ray, Major Disaster, Cluemaster, Cantwell, Common Cold, Mysterio, Multiple Man, Boomerang, and Knightbrace!

Captain Cold: Okay, the Blue Fairy you saw on TV can't be the same one we know!

Nico: Yep it is.

Man Ray: We'll have to ask her about it later.

Major Disaster: Good idea.

Cluemaster: (to Nico) We heard you had Nunnally's baby shower.

Nico: We sure did.

Cantwell: I can't believe Dark Trixie tried to slap Horsea!

Maria: But me and Trixie gave that bitch what for!

?: Good you did!

Then a figure came and it was SUPER TOXIPOD from episodes 10, 11, 12 and 13 of Ninja Storm!


As an idea from Choobo, Lothor has Toxipod revived and upgraded into Super Toxipod and sends him to the island to deal with the Wind and Thunder Rangers when their quarrel starts to weaken. He lands a beatdown on the Rangers with his newfound power and retreated.

He then returns with Choobo for a rematch, but he was outmatched by the Wind Rangers with the help of the Navy Ranger and was destroyed by the Storm Striker.

He was then revived as a giant with the help of the Scroll of Empowerment only to be destroyed permanently by the combined efforts of the Storm and Thunder Megazords.


Shane Clarke: Super Toxipod!

Super Toxipod: Been a while rangers!

Me: Boy I remember you! You were revived by Lothor and you overwhelmed the rangers with your newfound strength and the Ninja and Thunder Storm Rangers won together.

Super Toxipod: They sure did.

Me: That was so epic.

Super Toxipod: Yep. Also J.D. you did great battling Lothor last year.

Me: That was so awesome doing that.

Xenia: Yeah it was!

William: I don't think we saw your regular form before.

Super Toxipod: You'll see it in the future.

Nico: Yeah.

Me: Aw tartar sauce!

Dr. Krank: (GASP) (GROANS) I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous. I'm nauseous.

Filbert: HEY! That's usually my line!

We got the usual battles underway.


Qin, Vixen, Theo Martin, Lily Chillman, R.J., Dominic, Miyuki Takara, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Volcana and Torch Man VS Captain Cold, Evil Blizzard Man, Mophead (Sailor Moon), Boba Fett, Praxina, and Mephisto - Nico's rescue was Nunnally's Baby Shower and Trixie and Maria transformed against a Dark version of Trixie Lulamoon


Captain Cold was first.

Captain Cold: (to Qin) Nico's rescue was Nunnally's Baby Shower. And Trixie and Maria transformed against a Dark version of Trixie.

Qin: Boy that was so awesome and amazing! We had a lot of food and fun and we even had a Vegetable Justice game. You know like the ones at those awesome Medieval Festivals?

Captain Cold: Oh yeah those are fun! I heard that Flip was the target.

Qin: Yep and we pelted him with fruit and vegetables. The Pumpkins and Watermelons gave the most damage.

Vixen: They sure did and it was awesome.

Miyuki Takara: Boy they sure did and that was fun.

Sunset Shimmer: Yeah we had a lot of fun and the concert was fun too.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Boy we sure had fun.

Sunburn: And the songs we did were awesome.

Captain Cold: Boy you guys had a lot of fun! Lets do it!

Qin and Captain Cold called out Centiskorch and Avalugg. Qin merged with Volcana and they formed into QICANA! Captain Cold and Larxene merged and they formed into CAPTAIN LARXENE - THE SAVAGE COLD NYMPH! Qin and group fired waves of fire and smashed them down.


Gali, Sailor Saturn, Destiny the Whale Shark, Dory, Nemo, Bailey, Trup'Tika, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Rico the Robot and Heckyl VS Man Ray, Swamp Witch, Evil Skarr, Scythe 2.0, Pinface, and Mandy the Merciless - Us battling Another Psyclone, Hurricane, Bora and Mr. Twister, Windfall and Iron Lung


Man Ray was next.

Man Ray: (to Gali) Nico, Liam's team, Iron Lung's team, and the others did good battling Another Psyclone, Hurricane, and Bora. And Another Mr. Twister, Windfall and Iron Lung as well.

Gali: They sure did and it was so much fun seeing them battle them. The Anothers minus Iron Lung were a Gemsona for Cuprosklodowskite as well as a gene-slammer for Iron Lung, Bronze Kneecap, Brass Knuckles, Titanium Toenail, Golden Gut and Gilded Arches.

Man Ray: WOW! All the metals and that is amazing that there are now gene-slammers for us now!

Sailor Saturn: Yeah that was crazy and wicked cool!

Trup'Tika: We were amazed that it was one like that!

Rarity: It sure was amazing darlings. And we found out that the gene-slammer for Dachsbun was really Lorna Northwest. We found out something really amazing from her.

Man Ray: What is it?

Sweetie Belle: We found out that she is the Black Sheep of the Northwest Family and she was trying to bring down her evil so-called mom and dad for years and send them to prison for their crimes and save her sister Pacifica from all the terrible abuse she had to endure. But everyone beat her to the punch on that one years ago.

Gill Grunt: Boy we sure did and that was awesome!

Man Ray: Boy that is amazing! I heard that the Northwests are in prison now right?

Gali: That's right.

Man Ray: Good. Lets do it!

Gali and Man Ray called out their Gyarados. Gali merged with Nokama and they formed into GAKAMA! Man Ray and Dirty Bubble merged and they formed into THE DIRTY RAY! Gali and group fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed them down!


Tyler Navarro, Kagero, Yamato, Lucky, Tsurugi, Hiryuu, Zinnia Semyon, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Solar Man and Sheep Man VS Major Disaster, Evil Winter Man, Master Zik, Acrobat, Volcamon, and Another Ex Aid - Lincoln's Rescue


Major Disaster was next.

Major Disaster: (to Tyler) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Itsy Bitsy. How was it?

Tyler: It was really fun and they faced Maa-Kalaratri, The Dark Mother that's in the form of a giant prehistoric spider.

Kagero: It was really scary and gross!

Zinnia Semyon: That movie scared me bad!

Fluttershy: Oh it was scary and creepy.

Tornado Bolt: Yeah no kidding. But we destroyed that demon.

Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Ja we sure did.

Stealth Elf: It sure was amazing.

Major Disaster: I remember that movie! That was scary! Lets do it!

Tyler and Major Disaster called out Tyrantrum. Tyler merged with Chomper and they formed into TYCHOMP! Major Disaster and Evil Stone Man merged and they formed into MAJOR STONE DISASTER! Tyler and group fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and fruit and smashed them down.


Aang, Ms. Cheerilee, Athena Rollins, Rebecca Madison, Riley Misaki, Elastic Waistband, Jericho (Teen Titans), Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Flamefeather and Cindersaur VS Cluemaster, Bradford Buzzard, Frost Giant (Disney Infinity), Tublat, Grand Duke of Owls, and Earth Gear Golem - Meeting Helena Halloween and Cadence Concordia


Cluemaster was next.

Cluemaster: (to Aang) I heard you guys met Helena Halloween and Cadence Concordia. What are they like?

Aang: Helena Halloween is the Keyblade Knight for Halloween Town and she is an awesome master of Halloween. She is known as The Nightmare Incarnate and she knows how to scare people really bad! Also Cadence Concordia is the gene-slammer of Vinyl Scratch and she knows how to put on an awesome Rave Party.

Ms. Cheerilee: She is a really awesome friend of D.J. Pon3 or Vinyl Scratch and she knows how to groove.

Jericho: (Writes) She sure does and knows a lot of amazing songs.

Rainbow Dash: Boy she is really awesome and fun.

Scootaloo: Awesome and Helena Halloween really knows how to scare too. Mess with her and she will haunt your nightmares forever.

Whirlwind: No kidding there.

Cluemaster: Wow! That is cool! Lets do it!

Aang and Cluemaster called out Mega Pidgeot and Mega Tailow. Aang and Ms. Cheerilee merged and they formed into CheeriAang! Cluemaster and Bradford Buzzard merged and they formed into CLUEFORD BUZZARD! Aang and group fired waves of wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed them down!


Lisa Simpson, Chloe Terryington, Elita Karlsson, Gaia, Firebird Dragon, Monstrous Dragon, Daughter (Star Wars), Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Sideshow Bob and Jack Spicer VS Cantwell, Quirrel, Kevin 11, Porcina, Old Man Old Man, and Glory - Gusty Garden Galaxy was next


Cantwell was next.

Cantwell: (to Lisa Simpson) Gusty Garden Galaxy was next. Major Burrows was fought there.

Lisa Simpson: He sure was a tough one but they got through that one.

Chloe Terryington: (British Accent) It was perfect for Lewa and Matau because they can fly there.

Daughter: Yeah it was cool and fun.

Twilight Sparkle: It was really fun and awesome to see.

Starshine Sparkle: You got that right.

Spyro: I agree there too.

Cantwell: That is so fun. Lets do it!

Lisa Simpson and Cantwell called out Mr. Mime! Lisa and Volcanic Rocket merged and they formed into LISA THE VOLCANIC ROCKET KNIGHT! Cantwell and Outlaw Skinner merged and they formed into OUTLAW CANTSKIN! Lisa and group fired waves of magic and fire and smashed them down.


Robin, Dark Magician Girl and her Apprentices, Naomi Yumiko, White Walker, Frostwrath, Algata, Ring Man, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Stalker and Kraven the Hunter VS Common Cold, Crud, Land Before Time Red Claw, Abnes, Beard Deer, and Cancer (Mega Man Star Force) - Nunnally gave birth to Twins


Common Cold was next.

Common Cold: (to Robin) Nunnally gave birth to Twins. What are their names? (SNEEZES)

Robin: Bless you.

Common Cold: Thank you.

Robin: Their names are Ahsoka Tano Britannia and Rey Skywalker Britainnia. Here's a picture of them.

Robin showed a picture of Nunnally and Eli holding their twin daughters. They both had brown hair and blue eyes.

Common Cold: Aww they are so adorable!

Cancer (Mega Man): They are so cute! Congratulations to Nunnally.

Robin: Yeah and they were named in honor of our Jedi friends Ahsoka and Rey.

Dark Magician Girl: They are the cutest ever.

Chocolate Magician Girl: We were amazed that a Fortune Cookie foretold that.

Ring Man: We sure were and it was awesome that it foresaw that.

Applejack: We sure were amazed by that.

Apple Bloom: It sure was cool.

Flashwing: You got that right on that.

Common Cold: Boy no kidding. Lets do it!

Robin and Common Cold called out their Greninja and Garbodor. Robin merged with Yumi Orophelia and they formed into ROYUMI OROPHELIA! Common Cold merged with Rotten Krabby Patty and they formed into THE COLD PATTY OF THE SICKNESS! Robin and group fired waves of earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal, apples and snot and smashed them down.


Yusei, Chuck Chicken, Masao Den, Peach, AncientTroiamon, Ryusei Sakuta, Wave Man, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Ghuul and Ri'Oha VS Mysterio, Tenaya 7, Melissa Bergman, Hitcher, Fire Women (Fantasia), and Nina Williams - The Mascots tried Red Bull!


Mysterio was next.

Mysterio: (to Yusei) I can't believe The Mascots tried Red Bull! And what Heartless Robots can I use this time?

Yusei: How about Pirate Heartless.

Mysterio: Awesome choice!

Yusei: Yeah the Mascots were all over the place! They were bouncing all over the walls like bullets fired from a gun.

Chuck Chicken: And they beat up the Digimon Emperor in our prison.

Wave Man: Yeah no kidding.

Starlight Glimmer: They REALLY THRASHED him all over.

Cozy Glow: That was so funny.

Hex: It sure was.

Mysterio: That was crazy funny! Lets do it!

Yusei and Mysterio called out Porygon Z! Yusei merged with Stardust Dragon and they formed into YUSEI FUDO THE STARDUST DRAGON KNIGHT! Mysterio merged with 108 Paradox Roidmude and they formed into THE PARADOX MYSTERIO! Yusei and group fired waves of stars, magic, lightning, bones, blood and skulls and smashed them down!


Scott Truman, Firecracker Burst, Sougo, Jaime Marchesano, Akira Shinmei, Jolyne Cujoh, Go Shijima AKA Kamen Rider Mach, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, tech Skylanders, Doubledealer and Bomb Burst VS Multiple Man, Star Creature, Sarawareteiru of the Fairy, Banshee Woman, Xu Goma Gu, and One Eyed Green Dragon - Spot and Leonard Helperman are awesome friends and Spot wanted to be like a human


Scott Truman was next.

Multiple Man: (to Scott) Spot and Leonard Helperman are awesome friends. And Spot wanted to be like a human.

Scott Truman: He sure did and the cool part is that he looked really amazing as one.

Firecracker Burst: And really handsome as one too.

Go Shijima: But for Spot, being a human wasn't all that it was cracked up to be.

Pinkie Pie: Yeah he realized that he was happy just as he is.

Maud Pie: (monotonously) That is true and for sure.

Featherweight: I agree there too.

Sprocket: Same here.

Multiple Man: I do too. Lets do it!

Scott and Multiple Man called out Keldeo! Scott and Rex Salazar merged and they formed into SCOREX! Multiple Man and Multiplex merged and they formed into MULTI MULTIPLEX! Scott and group fired waves of energy, metal, gears and lightning and smashed them down.


Nick Russell, Huntsman, Meridith McHenrickson, Good 11, Luminoth, Dachora & Etecoons, Chloe Bourgeois A.K.A Queen Bee, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Icepick and Scowl VS Boomerang (Marvel), Evil Wood Man, President Koopa, Dan (Tex Avery), Arnold the Pit Bull, and Muscles Mouse - Spot and Leonard are awesome


Boomerang was next.

Boomerang: (to Nick) (Australian Accent) Spot and Leonard are awesome. But Spot doesn't really need to be human.

Nick: No he sure doesn't. He is happy just the way he is.

Huntsman: But he is still awesome as both a dog and a human too.

Chloe: He sure is and I think he looks great either way.

Princess Celestia: He sure is.

King Solar: No kidding there.

Solar Eclipsa: They is for sure there.

Amber Morning: That is for sure.

Spotlight: I agree there too.

Boomerang: Same with me too mates. Lets do it!

Nick and Boomerang called out their Moltres and Zacian! Nick merged with Julie Yamamoto and they formed into JULNICK! Boomerang and Captain Boomerang merged and they formed into CAPTAIN DOUBLE BOOMERANG! Nick and group fired waves of fire and light and smashed them down.


Zarya Moonwolf, Lala Satalin Deviluke, Susie Remmington, Sailor Isla Nublar, Sailor Equestria, Sailor Raccoon City, Golden Locks, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Mr. Boss and Stickybeard VS Knightbrace, Garigari, Fatheads, Dino Patrol and King Rextopher, J.P. Cubish, and Dr. Gene Splicer- Dr. Ivan Krank IS A WACKO MONSTER!


Knightbrace was next.

Knightbrace: (to Zarya) Dr. Ivan Krank IS A WACKO MONSTER! He needs to go down!

Zarya: Yeah he is really tampering with the laws of mother nature and is really asking for trouble!

Lala: Yeah he wants to turn animals into humans!? What kind of sicko is he!?

Golden Locks: A monster that's what!

Princess Luna: Yeah what a lunatic!

Moondust: Yeah the scientific community would be appalled with him.

Snowdrop: You got that right.

Gari: This guy is a monster.

Blackout: You got that right.

Knightbrace: I agree there! Lets do it!

Zarya and Knightbrace called out their Suicune. Zarya and Aquarius merged and they formed into ZARQUARIUS! Boss Wolf and Knightbrace merged and they formed into BOSS WOLFBRACE! Zarya and group fired waves of darkness and smashed them down.


Ninja Storm Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Dragon Knight Riders, Nico, May, Eli, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VE Super Toxipod


Super Toxipod was next.

Super Toxipod: Boy this was an awesome day for you all.

Nico: You're not kidding there.

Kit: Yeah this was so fun for everyone.

May: Yeah this was awesome.

Super Toxipod: I know. Lets do it!

Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of Dr. Ivan Krank, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the anti-Dr. Ivan Krank symbol etched on the 7'5" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades and blessed by the powers of science, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels.

Nico teleported back with them.

Ninja Storm Rangers: NINJA/THUNDER/SAMURAI STORM! RANGER FORM! HA!

They transformed and were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! NINJA STORM!

They turned into the Ninja Storm Rangers too!

Dragon Knight Riders: KAMEN RIDER!

They transformed too!

Nico: YEAH! Lets get him!

Ninja Storm Rangers: THUNDERSTORM CANNON!

They called out the Thunderstorm Cannon!

Nico: Fire!

They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Super Toxipod and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

He was dead!

Nico: OH YEAH! Super Toxipod you have failed this city!

Troy Burrows: Rangers and Riders that's a Super Mega Win!


We regrouped.

Troy: You got no more machines left.

Tsukasa: Time to take you down!

Kamen Ride: DynaRed!

Kamen Ride: DynaBlue!

Kamen Ride: DynaBlack!

Kamen Ride: DynaYellow!

Kamen Ride: DynaPink!

Tsukasa turned into Dyna Red and Daiki summoned clones of the Dynaman!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! DYNAMAN!

They turned into the Dynaman Rangers!

Me: Time to kick some mad scientist butt!

We went at him and punched and kicked and pulverized him all over!

Wamma and Khorror blasted and smashed him all over.

Fu, Pakura, Grapple and Dirtbag used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Fu and Pakura's powers, Grapple's Explosive Rockets and Dirbag's missile launcher 100-fold.

Fu and Grapple: EXPLOSIVE FAN SLASH BARRAGE!

Pakura and Dirtbag: FURIOUS SCORCHING MISSILE STORM!

Lightning Cybertron Power and Titanium Man: LIGHTNING TITANIUM BLAST!

Sabella Insect Might and Trumbipular: SABELLA INSECT FURY!

Tigerhawk Force Power and Magneto: TIGERHAWK MAGNET BLAST!

Moon Demon Green Fire and Misty Tredwell: GREEN FIRE LIZARD FLAME!

Air of the Wings of Misuzu and Kyd Wykkyd: WINGS OF WIND BLAST!

Humility Champion and Magic and Kaos: ELEMENTAL HUMILITY BLAST!

Ripping Friends of Comics and Mr. Fizz: SODA RIPPING BLAST!

Concoruda Supersonic Fury and Dr. Viktor: PURPLE RAVE LIGHTNING STORM!

Lightning Momodo Power and Technus: LIGHTNING MOMODO TECH BLAST!

Crabs of Greed and Yenaldooshi: GREED CRAB WOLF STORM!

Sunset Shimmer, Phoenix Shimmer, Sunray, Sunshine, Fire-Lion Breaker, Wild Apple-Joe, Dagger Blade, Royal Solflare, Boomer Bang, Panda Brawl, Triple Berry, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Wallflower, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, Sonata Dusk, Gusty the Great, Fire Skylanders and Jet Link: FIRESTORM OF FORGIVENESS!

They fired waves of energy and elements!

Sunset Shimmer, Spot, Leonard Helpington, Nico and me: FURY OF THE SCIENCE OF NATURE!

WE fired waves of energy and elements.

Lincoln: DOG ELEMENT STYLE: GOLDEN RETRIEVER!

Entrapta: DOG LIGHTNING STYLE: FRENCH BULLDOG!

Perfuma: DOG NATURE STYLE: POODLE!

Frosta: DOG ICE STYLE: SIBERIAN HUSKY!

Shantae: DOG MAGIC STYLE: CHIHUAHUA!

Akko: DOG STAR STYLE: ROTTWEILER!

They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said dogs.

Lincoln and his harem: DOG FINAL SMASH: DOG ATTACK!

They summoned dogs to attack!

The blasts all hit Krank and smashed him down.

Me: It's over for you Krank! You're looking at going to the Stony Lonesome for the rest of your miserable life!

Lincoln: Yeah you wacko!

Dr. Krank: I'm not beaten yet!

Then he went and pressed a big red button!

Me: What the!?

Dr. Krank: HA! I pressed the Self-Destruct button! You have 2 minutes to leave before my whole lair explodes and takes you with it!

Me: Plenty of time!

We fired rainbow energy blasts which turned into rainbow energy chains and rainbow energy straitjacket that tied up Dr. Ivan Krank.

Cheetor: IT'S GONNA BLOW1

Optimus Primal: Everyone lets grab Krank and lets go go go!

We then picked him up!

Me: (WHISTLES) YO EVERYBODY! OUT OF THE POOL!

We flew fast and more and got out of there and then…

EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND UNBELIEVABLY POWERFUL FIERY EXPLOSION!

The whole place exploded with incredible power and force and there was a massive wall of fire in its place and then we got back to the street and he was loaded up and thrown in a police car that took him to one of our space prisons.

Nico: WHOA! That was close! Have fun rotting in The Saturn Insane Asylum, you fucked-up basket case. Awesome job, gang, we've taken down Dr. Ivan Krank.

Lincoln: Now, there's only one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: Cho'gall.

?: YOU HAVE RUINED THE COMING OF THE GREAT DREADWING AND THE GREAT CATACLYSM, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM! AND YOU WILL ALL PAY!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large search pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the ten large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Lincoln: (GROWLS) I always knew there was no mistaking that voice from anywhere, get out here right now, Cho'gall, before we blast you into dust.

A figure came out, and it was none other than the two-headed ogre and leader of Twilight's Hammer, Cho'gall.

Lola: Cho'gall, I knew one day you'd come after we took down Dreadwing two years ago and ended his attempt to destroy Azeroth.

Cho'gall: You all ruined Lord Dreadwing's plan to destroy all of Azeroth, and now, you will all pay!

Elise Shiranui fired a powerful fire blast which hits Cho'gall's heads and burned him bad.

Elise Shiranui: The only one who's going to be destroyed here is you.

Suddenly, Elise Shiranui's red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by a red and orange energy aura with superhot flames, fire, swords, samurai, and angels, she unholstered her fire sword, and as she approached Cho'gall, she left red and orange energy, superhot flames, fire, swords, samurai, and angels with every step.

Elise Shiranui: Cho'gall, I will never forgive you for what you've done, you are nothing more than a nihilistic religious fanatic wanting to hasten the awakening of Dreadwing and bring about the end of Azeroth in your fanatical desire to fulfill the whims of the Old Gods and their minions. This cannot be forgiven, and for that, you shall be destroyed and incinerated into a pile of ashes.

Suddenly, Elise Shiranui was surrounded by a massive vortex of red and orange energy with superhot flames, fire, and swords surrounding the vortex, there are samurai, angels, and The Shiranui Monsters flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a crimson red vortex with the symbol of The Shiranui Monsters on its stomach and red eyes glaring at Cho'gall: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Elise Shiranui emerged, but she was changed forever.

Elise Shiranui grew to 7'9" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has orange highlights in the bangs of her long braided crimson red hair, she has neon red eyes and a red and orange energy aura with stars, superhot flames, fire, swords, samurai, and angels surrounding her, she has the symbol of The Shiranui Monsters emblazoned on her forehead and her Third Eye with red iris, she has on samurai earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Fire, Star, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has the Shiranui Monsters with red gems for eyes and holding the Fire, Star, and Eternity Kanjis in their hands on the bottom of her red samurai-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Elise Shiranui has on a crimson red sleeveless crop top, sleeveless crimson red vest, crimson red skirt with the symbol of the Shiranui Monsters, crimson red pants, crimson red legwarmers, crimson red sneakers, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, superhot flames, fire, swords, samurai, and angels on the coattails, and on the back are the Shiranui Monsters surrounded by stars and flames. Suddenly, Elise Shiranui felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive crimson red angel wings with flame tips on the large crimson red feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long crimson red wolf tails with yellow and orange tips and yellow and orange markings, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with crimson red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.

Suddenly, Elise Shiranui's massive fire sword and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of red and orange energy, stars, superhot flames, fire, swords, samurai, and angels and when it emerged, it was transformed into Elise Shiranui's Firestorm Inferno Samurai Shiranui Greatsword of Inferno Samurai Shiranui Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded orange gems and the Shiranui Monsters etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged orange blade, large gold angel heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with large crimson red gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large angel heads and below the angel heads is a large white angel head with red gems for eyes and orange gem in its mouth for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with crimson red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left large gold cuff Bracer, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold versions of the Shiranui Monsters' heads with crimson red gems for eyes and large orange gems in their mouths for the belt buckle and around the belt on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a crimson red kanji below the Shiranui Monsters that said, "Elise Shiranui, Gene-Slammer of The Shiranui Duel Monsters, Incredibly Powerful Fire Master, Incredibly Powerful Swordswoman, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher of Dark Lori, Archenemy of Universe 666 Slarb, Destroyer of Cho'gall, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Flames, Swords, Samurai, and the Shiranui Duel Monsters"

エリス・不知火、不知火デュエルモンスターズのジーンスラマー、信じられないほど強力なファイアーマスター、信じられないほど強力な剣士、愛情深い守護天使でリンカーン・ラウドの将来の妻、ダークロリの粉砕者、宇宙666スラーブの大敵、チョーガルの破壊者、デストロイヤー、そして悪、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなしのスレイヤー、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして炎、剣、侍、そして不知火デュエルモンスターのマスター

Suddenly, Eleanor Pegasus' immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!

Elise Shiranui has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-SHIRANUI MONSTERS-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA FIRE INFERNO SAMURAI SHIRANUI MONSTERS GODDESS COSMIC FIRE INFERNO SAMURAI SHIRANUI MONSTERS GODDESS ANGEL OF DIVINE FIRE INFERNO SAMURAI SHIRANUI MONSTERS GODDESS COSMIC FIRE INFERNO SAMURAI SHIRANUI MONSTERS GODDESS ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE FIRE INFERNO SAMURAI SHIRANUI MONSTERS GODDESS COSMIC FIRE INFERNO SAMURAI SHIRANUI MONSTERS GODDESS ANGEL!

We were amazed by Elise Shiranui's Super Angel-Shiranui Monsters-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Cho'gall saw it, he went mad with rage and ran at her to smash her into the dirt, but Elise Shiranui fired a massive barrage of red and orange energy blasts, stars, superhot flames, fire, swords, samurai, and angels at Cho'gall, and they exploded as they hit him and he got blown into a wall, he got back up, but now, he was mega pissed off.

Nico: WHOA!

Lincoln: Now, that's really awesome. Elise Shiranui has transformed into her Super Angel-Shiranui Monsters-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and now, it's high-time we reduce that two-headed ogre to ashes.

Elise Shiranui: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Fire Inferno Samurai Shiranui Monsters Goddess Angel and Divine Cosmic Fire Inferno Samurai Shiranui Monsters Goddess Angel Love) And that's exactly what's going to happen to him. Now, let's rip him to shreds, Linky.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Elise Shiranui.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You've caused us enough trouble for the last time, Cho'gall, and now, it's time for you to die and we're also going to get rid of the rest of your cult and end their doomsday rampage throughout Azeroth.

Elise Shiranui and Lincoln went after Cho'gall, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, red and orange energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spiders, whales, monkeys, hummingbirds, lizards, giants, condors, cats, llamas, dogs, snakes, spirals, wings, snakes, trees, crocodiles, herons, fish, dark dragons, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Ghouls, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Yetis, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Cho'gall and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Elise Shiranui also attack her with punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they smashed him all over with their immense and extremely powerful superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving him mad.

Cho'gall: I'LL KILL YOU!

Cho'gall went ballistic and ran at Elise Shiranui and Lincoln, but Lincoln charged at Cho'gall and as he drove his massive greatsword into Cho'gall's stomach, he began sucking out Cho'gall's sorcery, great strength, and elemental abilities and he made them his own. Then, Lincoln's massive greatsword had fired a pillar of dark fire and incinerated Cho'gall and his soul was sent to The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly for what Elise Shiranui's and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down, and Elise Shiranui's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long crimson red wolf tails, and massive crimson red angel wings are permanent.

Elise Shiranui: You've had it coming for a very long time, you nihilistic ogre, thank you for helping me destroy Cho'gall, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Elise.

Suddenly, Elise Shiranui wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Elise Shiranui's' face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and the Shiranui Duel Monsters flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and flames raging behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Elise Shiranui absorbed the elemental forces and flames and they came back to us as the display vanished.

Nico: Whoa, now that's what I call an epic fight of fire, Lincoln, Elise, you guys really showed Cho'gall no mercy, and sent him straight to The Black Gates for good.

Lincoln: We made sure that nihilistic ogre paid the price for his crimes and it also destroyed his cult as well.

Me: You got that right. So, Lincoln, who's the next Keyblade Knight we're meeting?

Lincoln: That's an easy one: Merista Atlantica, Keyblade Knight of Atlantica.

Eli, Ariel, her sisters, King Triton, and Queen Athena gasped.

Michelle Emperyous: Eli, Ariel, Aquata, Andrina, Arista, Attina, Adella, Alana, King Triton, and Queen Athena, you know her?

Eli: We do from Atlantica, she's The Keyblade Knight of Atlantica and an old friend of ours.

J.D. 3: (Through my Third Eye and emblazoned rainbow phoenix and Ebonwu Squadron mark) And she's also familiar to me, but I didn't know she's also Lincoln's Guardian Angel.

Selene Emperyous: I knew she seemed familiar to you all, and the rest of you will also love meeting her, Merista Atlantica is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Atlantica. She's a Keyblader, and she has all of the powers of the ocean and she has an awesome divine singing voice that bewitches male villains and brainwashes them to do her bidding and she sent them into jail to confess their crimes, and here's something that's going to be a huge surprise to all of us: Merista Atlantica knows Ariel, her sisters, King Triton, and Eli, and she also knows them as her family, and she really hates that sea witch, Ursula, and she has more than once stopped that insane sea witch and her slimy pet eels and sent them swimming for their lives.

Nico: Awesome!

Michelle Emperyous: And she even HATES Davy Jones for what he did in killing Athena years ago and tearing King Triton's soul apart and making him HATE HUMANS. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knight, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.

Eli: When we see her tomorrow, we'll tell her of what we did sending that slimy sea witch and that cold-blooded heartless murderer to The Black Gates last year for what they've done.

Laney Emperyous: She'll love hearing about that, Eli, and she even went on to form The Knights of Atlantica, a group of warriors of humans and Mermaids that were chosen to defend Atlantica on Land and on sea.

Me: The Knights of Atlantica, I never knew about them.

King Triton: Only a chosen few knew about them, and Lincoln's also a member of that group as well, along with Aquata, Andrina, Arista, Attina, Adella, Alana, and Lily the Mermaid.

Lincoln showed us the mark of The Knights of Atlantica that he had on his left forearm.

Nico: Whoa.

Lincoln: We made it our sworn duty to defend Atlantica on Land and on sea and it also meant that we were also defending the secrets of the mermaids from those who sought it out for their greed.

Lily the Mermaid: We saw how vicious Linky can get towards those kinds of people.

Ariel: He even turned into a great white shark and scared off a bunch of poachers.

King Triton: (Chuckles) Even I was impressed by that, and he also even summoned a school of tiger sharks using the same powers as Aquaman and Mermaidman to drive off a group of treasure thieves from trying to steal from our city.

Lily Loud: I knew about that, and so did Leni, Luna, Laney, Lucy, and Lana. But, we never told Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan since they were the most untrustworthy of the sisters and of course hated Lincoln. And when they dared to threaten Lincoln about where he's been, we always charged in and we clobbered Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and threw them in metal cages like the animals they were.

Lincoln: Granted, it was warranted since they acted like wild animals filled with hate towards me.

Me: I still remembered that all too well, and now, I knew the reason.

Mr. Jolly and Spot turned back into their regular forms.

Spot: For the rest of the day, I'll just stick to being a dog.

Common Cold: That's a good idea.

Mysterio: Being yourself is important.

Multiple Man: Either way, Krank's finished.

Me: And he is now locked up in a padded cell for eternity.

Qin: Yeah!

Boomerang: Let's celebrate!

Knightbrace: I brought plenty of dog food!

Nico: But great job today everyone.

Lola: That's one less Mad Scientist out of the world.

Nico: Yep.

Sunset Shimmer: (To the viewers) Never mess with the laws of nature or else.

Qin: You got that right.

We went back home and got Leonard and friends settled in and had a great party. Then we enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome fanfic complete.

Teachers Pet from 2004 was a great movie. Too bad it flopped in the theaters.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.

For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Tracer, Tree Rex, Hokuto Dan, Kunoichi, Hailey Fukamiya, and Sheeva As well as Rojo, Dogranio Yaboon, Urchin, Hammerhead (Looney Tunes), Count Grogan and the Ghost of Geronimo Cinder and we're going to be in for a crazy rescue. You're not going to like this one but we're going into battle with an EVIL VERSION OF BOBBY! THIS ONE IS FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE AND THIS VERSION OF BOBBY IS A COMPLETE AND TOTAL THUG AND HE HATES EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING AND WANTS LORI ALL FOR HIMSELF AND HE WILL KILL ANYONE THAT GETS IN HIS WAY! LORI AND MINUETTE ARE GOING TO EXPLODE IN POWER AND TRANSFORM AGAINST HIM AND MAKE THAT MONSTER OF LORI'S HUSBAND PAY FOR HIS CRIMES! Then we're going to battle Another Cinder, Glacius, Amber Hunt, Marduk Kurios and Malebolgia, Dogranio Yaboon and Rojo. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Arboliva and her name is Coconuts "Coco" Turner and she is not only the gene-slammer of Arboliva but also the gene-slammer of the Kongs! All the Kongs of Donkey Kong!

The match-up scene is for Elandra Laval, Gene-Slammer of the Laval Monsters, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Alejandro Sosa, who's come back from the dead and he wanted revenge on us for ending his drug empire when we destroyed that cocaine-wired crazy murderous drug lord, Tony "Scarface" Montana

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Denver, Colorado, and Lincoln's going to meet Ashley Lupus Foxina's parents, her werewolf dad, Damian Lupus and her nine-tailed fox mom, Carolina Foxina, and we're also going to find out that Damian Lupus and Carolina Foxina are also old friends of Sumner Knudson and Patti Knudson, and that they helped in trying to find my sister who was kidnapped by Simon Phoenix, and we're also going to destroy our old enemy, that cocaine-wired crazy murderous drug lord, Tony "Scarface" Montana, who's come back from the dead once again for Round 3, but this time, we're going to send that bastard to The Black Gates for good, and we'll make sure he never ever shows his ugly scarred face again! And we're going to meet the next Keyblade Knight, her name is Merista Atlantica, Keyblade Knight of Atlantica, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Atlantica. She's a Keyblader, and she has all of the powers of the ocean and she has an awesome divine singing voice that bewitches male villains and brainwashes them to do her bidding and she sent them into jail to confess their crimes, and here's something that's going to be a huge surprise to all of us: Merista Atlantica knows Ariel, her sisters, King Triton, and Eli, and she also knows them as her family, and she really hates that sea witch, Ursula, and she has more than once stopped that insane sea witch and her slimy pet eels and sent them swimming for their lives and she even HATES Davy Jones for what he did in killing Athena years ago and tearing King Triton's soul apart and making him HATE HUMANS. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knight, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she even went on to form The Knights of Atlantica, a group of warriors of humans and Mermaids that were chosen to defend Atlantica on Land and on sea.

Get ready for a crazy adventure in the wilderness as the Stag Man comes for Mordecai, Rigby, Elaine and Margaret to get revenge on them for trespassing into the forest! It's going to be a brutal battle!

See you next time.