This is a recap of our Ambassador Missions for 2023
Walking through a VERY CREEPY and dark forest was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Batroc, The Cyborg Lightspeed Rescue Rangers, 2012 Armaggon, Angar the Screamer, Shizuku and Jungle King and Captain America, Hannah Montgomery, Gaku Hoshikawa, Terramar, Queen Serenity, Sailor Io, Aura Borealis, Gabrielle Pick, SHS Captain America and SHS Iron Man and we were heading to our next location for our next rescue.
Me: (GULP) This forest gives me the creeps.
Qin: Me too.
Brittney: I smell blood in the air and it's not a good sign.
Me: Oh boy.
Lincoln: Not good.
Camie: That is ominous.
We heard screaming and it was awful.
Me: (GULPS)
Nico: Everyone stay close. No telling what could be here.
Hannah Montgomery: But this is gonna get ugly.
Tsuyu: Yeah.
Nico: Cap, I want to thank you, Batroc, and your teams for coming
Captain America: No problem Nico. This will be awesome.
Me: Glad to have you with us Steve.
Captain America: Same here.
Hannah Montgomery: This is gonna be fun.
Qin: I've got a really bad feeling about this guys.
Vinyl Scratch: Me too.
Lola: Boy this is really scary.
Lana: Yeah.
Brynja: (Icelandic Accent) But this is gonna be a good adventure though.
Lola: It sure will be.
Sailor Io: Yeah I know it.
Nico: Hannah, remember when you first met Lincoln?
Hannah Montgomery: I sure do. He was with Ronnie Anne at the Skate Park and I was showing him how to skate with awesome moves. Aside from being Lincoln's guardian angel, I'm also a very awesome skater.
Lincoln: It's true.
Hannah Montgomery: It sure is. I taught him all kinds of great moves.
Nico: That is so awesome.
Lola: It sure is.
Luan: Boy that is really awesome.
Nico: And now, you're part of Lincoln's harem.
Hannah Montgomery: I sure am.
Qin: Yep.
The screaming was heard all over.
Lola: Geez!
Lana and Lola were shaking in fright and they were scared.
Me: (GULPS) This is terrifying.
Nico: Sounds like a lot of people are being killed left and right.
Xenia: Yeah.
Qin: No kidding.
Camie: Scary.
Nico: Yeah.
Eli: I sense something evil here at work.
Nico: Me too. But also yesterday was epic and awesome!
Me: Boy it sure was.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: So, Swartz learned how to do his offers from Xaviax, huh? Who would've thought it?
Me: I had not expected that Xaviax was the one responsible for Swartz doing all that.
Lola: Me neither.
Varie: That was crazy.
Eli: Yeah.
May: Nico, I hope you realize that Larry spent so much time integrating Xaviax's device into the Time Squad Satellite.
Nico: I know and it will be worth it.
Qin: Yep.
Me: So Xaviax was responsible for those time portals.
Lincoln: And the villains using them.
Qin: It's highly possible.
Xenia: Yeah. But either way, we now have our own time portal machine.
Camie: We sure do. But we have to be careful with it.
Nico: Yep. But J.D. you did really well in bringing down Xaviax.
Me: After 15 years he is finally gone.
Nico: We can't change the past. But maybe in the future, we can use the simulator to visit Planet Vegeta.
Me: Good idea.
Qin: Yeah that is a great idea.
Xenia: Yeah.
We heard more screaming.
Laney: That screaming is terrifying.
Nico: Okay, guys, you're really really not going to like this. But, the villains we're going after today are (GULPS) The Pooh and Piglet from the movie Blood and Honey.
We gasped, and then, The Mascots freaked out and started screaming like maniacs and were running around like a bunch of headless chickens.
Me: Oh man, Luan, what you just said yesterday, it rang true!
Luan: Yeesh, sometimes, I hate it when I'm right.
Moondancer: But, look on the bright side, Luan, we get to destroy them for good. But, first things first. Linky, could you try and get The Mascots to stop freaking out and running like a bunch of headless chickens and screaming like maniacs?
Me: Oh boy!
Moondancer: But, look on the bright side, Luan, we get to destroy them for good. But, first things first. Linky, could you try and get The Mascots to stop freaking out and running like a bunch of headless chickens and screaming like maniacs?
Poromon: THE BLOOD AND HONEY POOH AND PIGLET ARE HERE! THEY MUST DIE!
Lincoln: On it.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and inserted four black and white spiral-patterned gems that he created into the large gold buffalo heads and white angel faces. Then, Lincoln fired black and white-spiral patterned energy blasts which hit The Mascots, and they were hypnotized.
Me: WHAT THE?! WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?!
Lincoln: I found out I can insert elemental gems that I create into my massive greatsword and they have some very powerful effects. The black and white spiral-patterned gems I created were based on The Hypnotizing Wheel and The Roundy Spinny Thing Magisword, and they would calm down, and I also figured I'd also get some payback on them for hypnotizing me into drinking beer.
Me: Whoa that is so cool!
Applejack: You really had a nasty hangover because of it, Linky.
Poromon: You're still sore over that?!
Lincoln: Yeah.
Sabrina Lorelai: And so are we, you hypnotized Linky into drinking beer and he got a nasty hangover because of it.
Anna Anyanova: Next time you do that, we'll hypnotize you and make all of you dance ballet in Lynn's Table wearing tutus!
Poliwag: (SCREAMS LIKE CURLY) Nico, help!
Nico: Sorry, guys, but you messed with Lincoln, and you wound up crossing his Guardian Angels with that stunt, so naturally, there's consequences.
Lincoln: Let's lighten up on them, Anna. Besides, Winter already scared them with Eustace's mask. (Senses for Bloody Honey Pooh and Piglet) AHA! Got them. They're 20 clicks north of our location and they're barreling towards us at full speed. (Sensed Flip's Musclebound Thugs) Oh man, and just when I thought that things can't get any worse, Flip has sent more musclebound thugs after us again!
Anna Anyanova: (GROWLS) YOU FUCKING MUTANT, I'LL RIP YOUR ORGANS RIGHT OUT OF YOUR FAT HAIRY BELLY AND FEED THEM TO THE VULTURES!
Lincoln concentrated on Flip's army of armed musclebound thugs, and then, waves of red energy came right out of them and they screamed in agonizing pain, and the waves of red energy then flowed into Lincoln and he was getting stronger and stronger and stronger still, and as soon as Lincoln was done, the thugs were all drained of all their energy and were all left as dried up corpses drained of their life forces, muscle mass, virility, and strength, and he sent them to The Black Gates. Then, we set our sights on Bloody Honey Pooh and Piglet.
Me: Here we go.
I pulled out a scroll and unsealed shotguns, rifles and railguns and more.
We got our weapons and we were heading into the Hundred Acre Wood of Blood and Honey.
Poliwag: DEATH TO THE BLOOD AND HONEY VERSIONS!
Me: SHH!
Poliwag: Sorry.
Me: The hunt is on.
We got to hunting.
We stayed on the alert.
(THE CHOPPER (PREDATOR OST) PLAYS)
I had my infrared vision on and a triangle target on.
Me: They are close. I can feel it.
I then saw something hiding in the bushes.
Me: There!
WHOOSH! BEEP!
I fired a laser blast and blasted them out in an explosion and then we saw Bloody Honey Pooh and Piglet and they were about to stab us with knives! But, Lincoln saved us all by forming a very powerful barrier of solid diamond around all of us, and the knives didn't do any damage to the barrier.
Luan: Nice one with the diamond barrier, Lincoln. Now, it's my turn.
Luan fired two powerful light beams at Bloody Honey Pooh and Piglet which hit them and they crash onto the ground. Lincoln deactivated the barrier and we stood ready.
Luan: You two are nothing like the Pooh and Piglet that we know and love, you two are monsters and as such, must be destroyed.
Bloody Pooh: You will die!
Bloody Piglet: And we'll mount your heads on our walls and eat your intestines!
Manaphy: YOU ARE THE ONES WHO WILL DIE!
Nico: All this because Christopher Robin left for college?!
Me: That's right! Christopher Robin grew up and you can't stop it!
I fired a blast of energy and blasted them both down!
Twilight Sparkle: And the way you mutilated and cannibalized Eeyore!? THAT WAS DISGUSTING!
Blood Piglett tried to swing his sledgehammer at Twilight
But she grabbed it and kicked him down and smashed him on his head with it!
BLANG!
Qin: OUCH!
She then kicked him back to Blood Pooh!
Luan: It's time for you overstuffed fur coats to see the light!
Suddenly, Luan's blue eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by a rainbow energy aura with stars, light, fairies, light animals, and angels, she unholstered her massive Sulis' Eternal Celestial Solar Comedy Rainbow Light Greatsword of Comedic Light Justice from her back, and as she approached Bloody Honey Pooh and Piglet, she left rainbow energy, stars, light, fairies, light animals, and angels with every step.
Luan: You two really disgust me, not only are you two murderers, but you're an absolute disgrace to the Pooh and Piglet that we all know and love, and that is truly unforgivable. As the Emissary and Champion of Sulis, I shall put you two out of your misery.
Suddenly, Luan was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow energy with stars, rainbow lights, and lights surrounding the vortex, there are light animals, fairies, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a yellow phoenix with red eyes glaring at Blood and Honey Pooh and Piglet: the eyes of eternal death.
Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln Loud's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, The Unity Crystals fired a beam of light into Luan's massive Sulis' Eternal Celestial Solar Comedy Rainbow Light Greatsword of Comedic Light Justice, and then, it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of rainbow energy with stars, rainbow lights, and lights surrounding the vortex, there are light animals, fairies, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a yellow phoenix with red eyes glaring at Blood and Honey Pooh and Piglet: the eyes of eternal death is a MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF LUAN AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!
Nico: HOLY GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!
Me: THIS IS IT!
Lincoln: IT'LL START RAINING BLOOD SOON, BRACE YOURSELVES!
THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO LUAN! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, LUAN EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!
THE LOUD HOUSE INSTRUMENTAL INTRO PLAYS
Luan grew from 7'4" to 7'9" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large yellow orbs orbiting around her legs, she has yellow highlights in the bangs of her long light brown hair tied in a ponytail and her brown hair has rainbow streaks, she has neon blue eyes and a rainbow energy aura with stars, rainbow fire, rainbow lights, light, fairies, light animals, and angels surrounding her, she has a rainbow fairy holding the Light Kanji in their hands and The Sun above her head emblazoned on her forehead with Third Eye and rainbow iris, she has on fairy earrings with yellow gems for eyes and the Light and Eternity Kanjis in her hands and her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with yellow gems on the Sun-shaped gold links and yellow crystal links and a yellow fairy-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a fairy with yellow gems for eyes and holding the Light and Eternity Kanji in her hands for the pendant, she has on a sleeveless white blouse with yellow phoenix on it and squirting flower, yellow skirt with light animals on it, white leather ankle-length combat boots with suns for the buckles, and a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, rainbow lights, lights, light animals, and angels on the coattails, and on the back are light animals surrounding The Sun. Suddenly, Luan felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive light brown angel wings with yellow tips on the large light brown feathers grew much bigger for her new body and her eleven massive and long light brown wolf tails now have yellow tips and yellow markings, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with yellow gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and her Yellow Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger, her cutie mark's on her right shoulder, and she has on yellow fingerless gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on the back and Stone of Gelel embedded on her left hand.
Suddenly, Luan's massive Sulis' Eternal Celestial Solar Comedy Rainbow Light Greatsword of Comedic Light Justice and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're suddenly surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow energy, stars, light, rainbow fire, light animals, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Luan Loud's Almighty Sulis Eternal Light Celestial Solarstorm Comedy Rainbow Light Greatsword of Comedic Light Justice, it's a brand-new greatsword with embedded yellow gems and the Celtic Goddess of Light, Sulis, and etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged golden blade, large white fox heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large rainbow gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold fox heads with rainbow gems for eyes and in their mouths and on the bottom of the fox heads is an angel head with yellow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the pommel, she has on her brand new gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with large rainbow gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left gold Bracer, her gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold fox head and rainbow gems for eyes and a large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a yellow kanji below the light animals surrounding The Sun that said, "Luan Loud, Fourth Born and Fourth Eldest of The Loud Family, Loving Sister of Her Many Siblings, Loving Fourth Eldest Daughter of Rita and Lynn Sr., Loving Girlfriend of Eddy, Loving Mother of Lensay Loud, Descendant of 17th Century Jester Luan of Loch Loud in Scotland, Archenemy of Vypra, Destroyer of Dark Luan, Morag McLaughlin, Lee Kanker, Dark Kevin, Rothbart, Clavius, and Kyūbi, Amazing Member and Talented Prankster of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Emissary and Champion of Sulis, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Defender of The Loud House and The Loud Family, and Master of Light and Laughter"
ルアン・ラウド、ラウド家の4番目に生まれ、4番目の長男、多くの兄弟の愛情深い妹、リタとリン・シニアの愛情深い4番目の長女、エディの愛情深いガールフレンド、レンゼイ・ラウドの愛情深い母、17世紀の道化師ルアン・オブ・ロッホの子孫スコットランドのラウド、ヴィプラの大敵、ダーク・ルアンの破壊者、モラグ・マクラフリン、リー・カンカー、ダーク・ケビン、ロットバート、クラヴィウス、キュウビ、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバーで才能あるいたずらっ子、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、プロテクター、ディフェンダー、そして宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の救世主、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛の真の女神、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、ラウドハウスとミシガン州の救世主、真の不滅のヒーロー、驚くべき、そして数多くの素晴らしく強力な教師の強力な生徒、木ノ葉隠れの里の忍、チームラウドフェニックスストームの多くの支部チームのメンバー、スリスの使者でありチャンピオン、悪、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなしの破壊者であり殺戮者、素晴らしいそして、素晴らしくて強力な教師の強力な生徒、騒々しい家と騒々しい家族の擁護者、そして光と笑いの達人
Suddenly, Luan's immense blue protective aura transformed into an immense protective rainbow aura with elements swirling around it, she'd transformed into her ultimate transformation.
Luan Loud has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-FAIRY-LIGHT ANIMAL-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE SULIS CELESTIAL COMEDIC SOLARSTORM STAR COMEDY FAIRY ANGEL OF DIVINE DIVINE SULIS CELESTIAL COMEDIC SOLARSTORM STAR COMEDY FAIRY ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE DIVINE SULIS CELESTIAL COMEDIC SOLARSTORM STAR COMEDY FAIRY ANGEL LOVE!
We were really amazed by Luan's Super Angel-Fairy-Light Animal-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Eddy saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Blood and Honey Pooh and Piglet saw it, they went mad and went after her to kill her, but Luan fired a powerful barrage of rainbow energy, stars, light, rainbow fire, rainbow lights, light animals, and angels, and they explode as they hit them, they got back up, but now, they were really out for blood.
Nico: (AMAZED) OH MAN!
Me: (AMAZED) WHOA!
Lincoln: (AMAZED) That really is awesome, Luan, you transformed in the same way as me, J.D., Lori, Leni, Luna, and Sam!
Bloody Pooh tried to impale Luan through her mouth with a knife.
But she punched Bloody Pooh and kicked the knife out of his hand and bashed him down.
Luan: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Celestial Comedic Solar Light Angel and Divine Harmonious United Friendship Celestial Comedic Solar Light Angel Love) I sure did, now, I think it's time that Moondancer transforms as well.
Moondancer: Right.
Suddenly, Moondancer's light violet eyes turned neon light violet, and she was surrounded by a red and purple energy aura with moonlight, stars, magic, and Alicorns, she unholstered her massive Moondancer's Moonlight Fire Friendship Greatsword of True Magical Moon Miracles and Lunar Magic Alicorn Justice from her back, and as she approached Blood and Honey Pooh and Piglet, she left red and purple energy, stars, magic, moonlight, and Alicorns with every step.
Moondancer: I've honestly got no words to even say to you, since Luan already said that part, so why don't we just call it a day and let us destroy you for good.
Suddenly, Moondancer was surrounded by a massive vortex of red and purple energy with stars, moonlight and magic surrounding it, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex is a purple phoenix with red eyes glaring at Blood and Honey Pooh and Piglet: the red eyes of eternal death.
Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln Loud's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, they fired a beam of light into Moondancer's massive Moondancer's Moonlight Fire Friendship Greatsword of True Magical Moon Miracles and Lunar Magic Alicorn Justice, and then, it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of red and purple energy with stars, moonlight and magic surrounding it, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex is a purple phoenix with red eyes glaring at Blood and Honey Pooh and Piglet: the red eyes of eternal death is a MASSIVE VORTEXES OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HER AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!
THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO MOONDANCER! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, MOONDANCER EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!
(CROCKET'S THEME BY JAN HAMMER PLAYS)
Moondancer grew from 7'4" to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large red orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has purple highlights in the bangs of her long flowing reddish-pink hair, she has neon light violet eyes and a red and purple energy aura with moonlight, stars, magic, and Alicorns surrounding her, she has an Alicorn along with her cutie mark on its horn emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with light violet iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with light violet gems for eyes and the Miracle and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves, she also has an Alicorn with light violet gems for eyes and holding the Miracle and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves on the bottom of her light violet Alicorn-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with light violet crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and light violet gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Moondancer has on a sleeveless open black vest, sleeveless pink sparkling top, sparkling pink and black skirt, dark blue pants, pink knee-high boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, magic, and moons on the coattails, and an Alicorn on the back surrounded by stars and on top of its horn is the full moon. Suddenly, Moondancer felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive reddish-pink angel wings with purple tips on the large reddish-pink feathers grew much bigger for her new body and her white horn grew longer and red and violet streaked tail grew longer. Moondancer has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large reddish-pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger.
Suddenly, Moondancer's Moondancer's Moonlight Fire Friendship Greatsword of True Magical Moon Miracles and Lunar Magic Alicorn Justice and all of the swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of reddish-pink energy, stars, moonlight, magic, and Alicorns, and when it emerged, the sword is transformed into Moondancer's Equestrian Moonlight Fire Friendship Greatsword of True Magical Moon Miracles and Lunar Magic Alicorn Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded reddish-pink gems and her cutie mark etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold Alicorn heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and large purple gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold Alicorn heads with purple gems for eyes and a unicorn head with red gems for eyes and large reddish-pink gem in its mouth on the bottom of the heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with reddish-pink gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left Bracer, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle and purple gems for the eyes and a large reddish-pink gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a reddish-pink kanji below the Alicorn that said, "Moondancer, Alicorn Princess of Miracles, Twilight Sparkle's Friend from Canterlot, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Loving Mother of Many Children Destroyer of The Doomsday Twenty-Three and Queen Opaline, Member of The Canterlot Five, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, Loving Sister of Garrett and the Extreme Ghostbusters, Archenemy of Dr. Screwloose, Destroyer of The Vathek, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of The Powers of The Moon and Miracles"
ムーンダンサー、奇跡のアリコーンプリンセス、キャンタロットのトワイライトスパークルの友人、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、多くの子供たちの愛する母、終末二十三の破壊者と女王オパリン、キャンタロット・ファイブのメンバー、エクエストリア、ポニービル、キャンタロットの擁護者、フレンドシップテーブルの騎士団のメンバー、ギャレットとエクストリームゴーストバスターズの愛する妹、スクリュールース博士の大敵、ヴァセックの破壊者、友情の力と要素のマスター、セレスティアルゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲイツ、悪の破壊者でありスレイヤー、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして月と奇跡の力の達人
Suddenly, Moondancer's immense blue protective aura transformed into an immense protective rainbow aura with elements swirling around it, she'd transformed into her ultimate transformation.
Moondancer has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-MIRACLE ALICORN PRINCESS-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE EQUESTRIAN MOONLIGHT MOON FIRE MIRACLE FIRESTORM ALICORN ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC EQUESTRIAN MOONLIGHT MOON FIRE MIRACLE FIRESTORM ALICORN ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC EQUESTRIAN MOONLIGHT MOON FIRE MIRACLE FIRESTORM ALICORN ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Moondancer's Super Angel-Miracle Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Blood and Honey Pooh and Piglet saw it, they roared with anger and ran at her to hit her, but Moondancer fired a powerful barrage of reddish-pink energy, stars, moonlight, magic, and Alicorns at Blood and Honey Pooh and Piglet and it sent them flying into a tree back first, they got back up, but now, they were beyond enraged.
Nico: (TRULY AMAZED) Whoa...!
Eli: (TRULY AMAZED) AWESOME…!
Me: (TRULY AMAZED) Incredible...!
Lincoln: (TRULY AMAZED BEYOND IMAGINATION) That's so awesome! Moondancer's transformed into her Super Angel-Miracle Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and what those two tried to do, now they've earned my wrath!
Moondancer: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The United Friendship Moonlight Fire Miracle Alicorn Angel and The United Friendship Moonlight Fire Miracle Alicorn Angel Love) That they have, now let's end these two monsters for good, Linky.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Moondancer and Luan, and so did we as we also unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You two monsters are not going to hurt anymore innocent people ever again!
Me: That is for sure! First answer us this! What have you done with the rest of your friends from here!?
Bloody Pooh: We killed them all! I beheaded Owl.
Bloody Piglet: I dismembered Kanga and Roo!
Bloody Pooh: I sliced and diced Tigger!
Bloody Piglet: I Cannibalized Rabbit.
WE GASPED!
Twilight Sparkle threw up!
Bloody Piglett pinned Moondancer down and tried to maul her but she punched him off and fired energy blasts and burned his hands off!
Lincoln: No one does that to one of my future wives! Lincoln, Moondancer, and Luan went after Blood and Honey Pooh and Piglet, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, lemon yellow and light blue energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Golems, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Elemental Phoenixes, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Blood and Honey Pooh and Piglet and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Then, they attacked them with their massive greatswords leaving scars on them and Lincoln left many more with his gold armored claws and firing energy slashes from his gold armored claws and he, Moondancer, and Luan attacked them with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really really really driving Blood and Honey Pooh and Piglet super mega insane with rage.
Blood and Honey Pooh and Piglet were about to run at Luan, but Lincoln and Luan jumped them, and they proceeded to give them a Loud House style beatdown, and they were really overwhelmed by an enormous fight cloud, and we all heard the sound of punches and kicks being heard in the fight cloud.
Nico: Jeez, is this what happens when Lincoln's sisters get into a rumble?!
Me: Yep, and it's ugly.
Horsea: DIE, ABOMINATIONS!
Horsea fired a Bubblebeam blast all over them.
Qin fired a blast of fire and blasted them down!
Then, Lincoln and Luan kicked them hard out of the fight cloud and they landed on the ground again, and Lincoln kicked them into the air, and he held out his left hand and the Four Star Dragon Ball on his Dragon Ball Bracelet glowed red and it formed three focusing lenses aimed at Blood and Honey Pooh and Piglet.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) NUOVA DEATH RAY!
Lincoln fired a powerful beam of fire, and it went through the focusing lenses and made it much more concentrated and powerful than ever, and it hit Blood and Honey Pooh and Piglet and it destroyed and incinerated them and their spirits were sent to The Black Gates forever. We all cheered as Lincoln, Luan, and Moondancer holstered their weapons and powered down, and Moondancer's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, longer white horn and reddish-purple tail, and massive reddish-purple angel wings are permanent, and Luan's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long light brown wolf tails, and massive light brown angel wings are permanent.
Luan: That's a farewell and good riddance, you disgraces to the true Pooh and Piglet.
Suddenly, Moondancer felt wobbly and she was about to faint, but Lincoln caught her in his massive and powerful muscular arms.
Lincoln: You okay, Moondancer?
Moondancer: I'm way dizzy from that, but I'm okay.
Me: Now, you know how we felt. But, that was so awesome, you guys really gave those monsters the beating of their lives.
Nico: You got that right, and Lincoln, that was so awesome that you used Nuova Shenron's Nuova Death Ray to destroy them.
Luan: I was expecting him to use Dragon Thunderclap, but he does have other elemental powers as well.
Moondancer: And now, we're rid of the Blood and Honey Pooh and Piglet for good.
Suddenly, Moondancer wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Moondancer's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms, and then, placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and Alicorn flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces around them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Moondancer absorbed the elements and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Laney: Okay, so far, that's Lori, Leni, Luna, Sam, and Luan who have transformed. Now, tomorrow, I believe it's Lynn's turn to transform.
Lincoln: Yep.
Anna Anyanova: And now Luan has officially redeemed herself. Now it's Lynn's turn.
Luan: If we have to deal with yet another Evil Lynn tomorrow, we've got more than a few words to say to that belching farting moron for all the trouble she's caused Lincoln and all of us.
Lincoln: If that happens, then first thing tomorrow, we've got war on our hands.
Lana: We all have more than a few words to say to that gym bag!
Lola: Along with a few punches and kicks!
Poliwag: WE ARE TAKING THEM TO COURT!
Me: To the HIGHEST court.
Qin: Yeah!
Camie: And it'll be for EVERY Penny they got down to the last cent.
Poromon: THEY MUST ANSWER FOR WHAT THEY GAVE CAUSED!
Me: DARN TOOTIN!
Eli: YEAH!
Xenia: And that is destroy the good name of our childhood cartoon friends!
Camie: That is for sure!
Nico: But did those fucks kill anyone here today?
Me: I'll check.
I looked with my X-Ray vision and saw 50 bodies along with 534 skeletons all brutally chopped up! They were horribly mangled, dismembered and torn apart.
Me: OH BOY! It's worse than ever! 584 people dead!
WE GASPED!
Nico: All we can do is bury them.
Lucy Loud: Allow me to do so.
Lucy did so very quickly.
Lola: (WAILING) WHY WOULD THEY TURN INTO THIS AND KILL ALL THOSE PEOPLE! WHY!? WHY!? WHY!
Nico: Maybe these versions were lazy and incompetent freeloaders that depended on Christopher Robin.
Me: Hmm. It's possible.
Qin: Yeah.
Maria: Uhh not to kill the mood but we got work to do.
Nico: Oh right the Anothers.
Eli: I sense that we have Metal Tails, Metal Rouge, Metal Knuckles, Metal Amy, Metal Sally Acorn, Cyborg Rangers and Batroc.
We gasped!
Qin: Whoa! Metal versions of Sonic's friends.
Xenia: Yeah!
Laney: This is gonna be good.
Eli: And I sense that the Anothers minus Batroc are all one person.
Nico: Who do we call for this?
Me: Thankfully these have archenemies given to them. Irena Steelswarm, Adrienne Candelaria, Taiyou Hawkins, Claire Callaghan and Hak Foo.
Qin: Cool!
Xenia: Awesome!
Lola: This will be fun.
Me: Steelswarm, Light and Dark Rulers and Solgaleo.
Qin: Nice!
Maria called them and in vortexes of metal, light, darkness and the sun came Irena Steelswarm, Adrienne Candelaria, Taiyou Hawkins, Claire Callaghan and Hak Foo.
Irena Steelswarm: Hey, guys!
Qin: Glad you made it.
Adrienne Candelaria: Oh man what happened to the Mascots?
Me: Don't fucking ask.
Poromon: WE VANQUISHED TWO ABOMINATIONS!
Taiyou Hawkins: Oh boy the Blood and Honey Pooh and Piglet.
Nico: Yep.
Laney: Yeah we killed them.
Me: Lincoln, Luan and Moondancer did it.
Qin: I was awesome.
Taiyou Hawkins: Wow! That was awesome.
Poliwag: CHRISTOPHER ROBIN LEAVING THEM WAS NO EXCUSE!
Nico: Okay okay guys calm down.
Qin: Yeah!
Poliwag: Sorry.
Nico: You guys need to see Dr. Lopez.
Taiyou Hawkins: I agree.
Lola: Yeah.
Manaphy: At least everyone else was innocent.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: Okay guys focus.
Me: Sorry. Here they come.
We saw the Anothers! We saw Metal Tails, Metal Rouge, Metal Knuckles, Metal Amy, Metal Sally Acorn and Cyborg Rangers!
Me: Whoa!
Lola: This is gonna be good.
Another Metal Tails: (In a girls voice) It's fitting for me though.
Me: (GASP) That voice!
They merged and she reverted back and it was a girl with silver hair and gold eyes and had black clothes and she had metal angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of the Metal Dopant on it as well as the same symbol on her skirt and she had a crystal spear in her hands.
Me: Melanie Metal!
Melanie Metal: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here.
Melanie Metal: Boy you guys finally got rid of those monsters for Pooh and Piglet. I'm glad you did. I HATE That movie!
Nico: Be in the courthouse tomorrow. But we're still not sending them to the Black Gates.
Melanie Metal: Will do.
Lola: Great.
Me: Is the Another Batroc friendly or hostile?
Melanie Metal: Friendly and she is quite an awesome jumper.
Me: Neat.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and was separated from the Anothers!
We fired waves of energy and blasted the them and I caught the Wonder Ride Books.
Me: OH YEAH!
Nico: Now, we wait
Qin: We don't have to wait long!
We saw ANOTHER BATROC!
Nico: WHOA!
Me: This is gonna be good.
Another Batroc: (In a girls voice) It sure will be.
Me: (GASP) That voice.
She reverted back and it was a girl with purple hair and had blue eye and had blue Chinese clothes on.
Me: Morgana Khan!
Morgana Khan: That's right.
Me: Awesome to see you again.
Morgana Khan: Same here.
Me: Morgana is the descendant of Genghis Khan and also is an amazing jumper. She holds the record for the highest jumper ever. And she is also a very talented fighter.
Qin: Wow!
Nico: That is cool!
Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!
Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.
Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!
Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.
Morgana Khan: Just to be the archenemy of my ancestor Mortimer Khan.
Me: Rocko told us about him. He hates Heffer because he ruined his conquest centuries ago.
Morgana Khan: That's right. Boy he has it out for the guy.
Me: No kidding.
Batroc: We can definitely make that happen.
Me: Sorry we have to fight like this.
Morgana Khan: No worries.
Kaito and Zocks: Zenkaiju Gear!
They donned their Zenkaiju armor!
She turned into Another Batroc!
Nico: (gets out Batroc's Ridewatch) Time to leap into action!
Nico activated it and jumped high and then he activated Cyborg Lightspeed Rescue Rangers Ridewatch and fired waves of energy and blasted her down.
Me: AWESOME!
May: Time for some pain! (ACTIVATE 2012 ARMAGGON AND ANGAR THE SCREAMER'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
Maria: Time for action! (ACTIVATES SHIZUKU AND JUNGLE KING'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired waves of energy and blasted her down.
Hannah Montgomery: Time for the Fairy Dragon to shine!
She spread Ancient Fairy Dragon's wings and flew into the air and fired waves of light and blasted her all over. Then she activated Cyborg Lightspeed Rescue Rangers ridewatch and fired lasers and blasted her all over.
Then Robo Blaze, Trifire, Valerie the Weredog, Rinka, Chumbot and Jellyfishnoid came.
Nico: Nice team Robo-Blaze!
Qin: Yeah!
Robo-Blaze: Thanks! Whoa! You guys destroyed Blood and Honey Pooh and Piglet.
Trifire: Good riddance!
Nico: But now we know the fates of the others.
Lola: Yeah it was horrible.
Robo-Blaze: I don't want to find out about them.
Maria: The next gene-slammer should be here.
(RAWHIDE BY THE BLUES BROTHERS PLAYS)
ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN! ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN! ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN! ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN! RAWHIDE!
Then we saw a Brambleghast!
Me: Cool a Brambleghast!
Xenia: Whoa!
Nico: Awesome!
Maria: And you are?
Brambleghast: (In a girls voice) Howdy Nico.
Nico: Tina Torrence!? Awesome!
She reverted back and was a girl with purple hair, purple eyes and had a Texas Cowboy hat on and had purple clothes on and had a fire lasso in her hands.
Tina Torrence: Awesome to see y'all again Nico. I got this here sidewinder.
She fired a wave of purple fire and smashed her down and I caught the ridewatch and purified it and brought Morgana over.
Nico: YEAH!
Tina Torrence: YEEHAW! That was great!
Hannah Montgomery: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Tina Torrence: When me and Nico were over in Cripple Creek and we brought down a thief stealing from the casinos there.
Nico: That was fun!
Me: Boy I remember hearing about the Cripple Creek Bandits and how they were caught. That was cool.
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Tina hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Tina Torrence: Same with me Nico.
We went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Brandon Skellington, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, Chris Taylor, Miku Hatsume, Sheriff Skyfire, Universe 666 Midnight Sour Sweet, Agent of Miracles - Jupiter, and Master Hyperion are heading to Kyoto, Japan, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the three girls here, but we got bad news.
Our old enemy, Samara Morgan, has returned from Hell wanting revenge on us for destroying her two years ago, and she's not alone, another old enemy of ours, Emily Morgan, the equally evil daughter of Samara Morgan, has broken out of prison, and she wants revenge on us for throwing her in prison two years ago. But, we're going to destroy both Mother and Daughter and send them to The Black Gates for good.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Kyoto, Japan, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the three girls here, but we got bad news. Our old enemy, Samara Morgan, has returned from Hell wanting revenge on us for destroying her two years ago, and she's not alone, another old enemy of ours, Emily Morgan, the equally evil daughter of Samara Morgan, has broken out of prison, and she wants revenge on us for throwing her in prison two years ago.
We gasped.
Me: Oh man, not them!
Selene Arcangela: I can't believe it, Samara Morgan's returned, along with that bitch, Emily Morgan?! We've got a double-helping of evil to deal with.
Nico: But, this time, Samara Morgan's reign of evil ends here, she and her evil daughter are going straight to The Black Gates forever.
Alana Monroe: Yeah. Oh, and we also got three special guests joining us.
Suddenly, we saw three girls head our way: one had indigo hair, the other violet hair, and the third white hair and dressed in dark blue and purple clothes with blue and white angel wings.
Lincoln: Bianca, Gemma, and Trista Wilson?!
Bianca Wilson: Yep, and it's so good to see you again, Lincoln! And WHOA! You've really grown into quite a young man!
Gemma Wilson: Yeah, you grew big like a tree and you've gotten ten times bigger and muscular than before, and you've really grown into a really handsome man!
Trista Wilson: You'd easily break Flip's head and spine with those massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles! And those eight-pack abs, you can cut a diamond on them!
Nico: Whoa, Lincoln, you know these three?
Lincoln: Yeah, I do. These three are Bianca Wilson, Gene-Slammer of Brionac, the Dragon of Icy Malevolence, Gemma Wilson, Gene-Slammer of Gungnir, Dragon of the Ice Barrier, and Trisha Wilson, Gene-Slammer of Trishula, the Dragon of Icy Imprisonment, A.K.A. The Wilson Sisters, they are my Guardian Angels from Michigan and classmates in Gym, and here's the plot twist: they're the nieces of Wade Wilson A.K.A. Deadpool.
Me: Wait what?!
Nico: Your uncle is Deadpool?! Oh man! We have him on the team, and he's a laugh riot!
Luna: And they've also worked with The Trouble Busters, so whenever someone causes trouble, The Trouble Busters and The Wilson Sisters will take them down.
Lincoln: And they're also easy to identify: Bianca has indigo hair, Gemma has violet hair, and Trisha has white hair. We really love to do winter activities together, and The Wilson Sisters outright hated The Yakuza with an extremely burning passion. They made me a beautiful necklace made from ice that never melts, and to show thanks, I kissed each of them on the lips. They also hate the jerks with an extremely burning passion, especially that mutant cheapskate, Flip.
Trista Wilson: Yep, now we should get a visit from our Keyblade Knight of Agrabah soon!
Me: Uh oh, that's also Wade's specialty: breaking the fourth-wall!
Suddenly, we saw a beautiful and super sexy girl with long black hair with and light blue hairband, blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful green angel wings, she's dressed in a light blue sleeveless top, necklace with pearls and blue gem for the pendant, light blue skirt, light blue stockings, light blue knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with light, Keyblades, genies, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Agrabah in her right hand is The Three Wishes Keyblade and with her are the three girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Audrey Agrabah, Keyblade Knight of Agrabah.
Audrey Agrabah: That's right, and I got the girls away from Samara Morgan and her evil daughter, Emily.
Lincoln: Awesome. But, you do realize you pissed them off big time.
Audrey Agrabah: Yep.
?: I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU ALL, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM!
We then saw our targets, Emily Morgan, along with her mother, the vengeful spirit, Samara Morgan, and they were out for blood.
Sylvester: Oh great, here comes the mother and daughter of pure evil! Time to send you both on a one-way trip to you-know-where!
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: This is the last time you and your daughter plague us, Samara Morgan. Now, stay dead and this time for good!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel Xelnaga Eternity Infinity Stellar Darkness Demon Hound of Divine Demonic Darkness Compassion and Divine Demonic Dark Demon Hound Justice, and he unholstered his massive Sparda's Demonic Fang Greatsword of The Demon Hound from his back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Darren Arcangela, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Chris Taylor and his team, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Samara Morgan and Emily Morgan, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Then, Lincoln fired rainbow energy blades from his massive greatsword which hit Emily and Samara Morgan in their black hearts and exploded, destroying them for good and sending them both to The Black Gates forever. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: May you and your daughter be condemned to eternal damnation in The Black Gates forever! (To Audrey Agrabah) And it's so good to see you again, Audrey Agrabah.
Audrey Agrabah: You too, Linky, it's been a long time.
Lincoln went up to Audrey Agrabah and he hugged her, and Audrey Agrabah is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Audrey Agrabah: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know this sexy hot mama?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., this is Audrey Agrabah, Keyblade Knight of Agrabah, she's my Guardian Angel from Agrabah and the younger sister of Selene Jafara Agrabah, The Sailor Soldier of Agrabah, and like her sister, Audrey also has all the powers of a genie and can do anything, and she really really hates Jafar with a blazing vengeance. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained me a lot about how to use the Keyblade and I'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and I became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained me on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.
Me: We all really hated that powerhungry treacherous wizard, Jafar, he was nothing more than a rotten snake!
Nico: All he ever wanted was to rule Agrabah and become an all-powerful genie. He was absolutely insane!
Eli: He was beyond any form of forgiveness and crossed one too many lines in his plans to rule all of Agrabah and caused a ton of havoc.
Ken Knudson: And we finally got rid of Jafar a year ago during Zarya's special mission.
Nico: Along with the other Disney Villains, Lex Luthor, and The Joker.
Audrey Agrabah: Good riddance, and I'm also not surprised Maleficent and the other villains also got sent to The Black Gates, same with Lex Luthor and that homicidal clown, The Joker, those two were bad news to Gotham and Metropolis.
Lincoln: Same with Maleficent and the other Disney Villains, and now that you're here, Audrey.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Audrey Agrabah in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Audrey Agrabah: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Audrey Agrabah's neck with light blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and light blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Audrey Agrabah: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Audrey Agrabah.
Audrey Agrabah had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her, and he leaned down to her face and he kissed her passionately on the lips, and she also returned it, and we cheered for them, then, we went up to the three girls, and when Lincoln saw who they were, they immediately recognized them. The three girls are Ayumi Kayama, Ruruna Himeno, and Shizuka Iwagami from Aphrodisiac -Megami no Yokubou-
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Ayumi Kayama, Ruruna Himeno, and Shizuka Iwagami from Aphrodisiac -Megami no Yokubou-
Nicole: Oh man, you just rescued another group of voluptuous girls.
Lincoln: Emily and her mother, Samara Morgan, absolutely have no sense of shame, they don't care about who they kill, those two deserve to die. Are you girls okay?
Ayumi Kayama: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Ayumi Kayama and the other two girls saw who it was that saved them from Samara Morgan and her evil daughter, Emily Morgan, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white choker collar with gold accents and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura around him.
Ayumi Kayama: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made two clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Ayumi Kayama: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, three Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Ayumi Kayama, Ruruna Himeno, and Shizuka Iwagami with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned home to The World Tree Estate and the rest of the team was shocked to find out the villains we went after were our old enemies, Samara Morgan, who returned from Hell wanting revenge on us for destroying her two years ago, and her evil daughter, Emily Morgan, who also broke out of prison and wanted revenge on us for throwing her in prison two years ago.
But, when Lincoln showed what happened such as meeting The Wilson Sisters who are also Lincoln's Guardian Angels and who also worked with The Trouble Busters, and then, us giving Samara Morgan and her daughter the beatdowns of their lives, and Lincoln firing rainbow energy blades which killed them and sent them to The Black Gates forever, everyone cheered as they hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him and he had steam whistling from his ears. Lincoln, The Wilson Sisters, and Audrey Agrabah have a lot of catching up to do now that they're back in town.
Maria: I always knew Emily Morgan would break out one day, and the same can be said of her evil mother, Samara Morgan, returning from Hell to get revenge on us as well.
Lincoln: Like Mother Like Daughter, those two are pure evil to the core. Now, Samara Morgan's reign of evil along with her bloodline has been permanently brought to an end.
Me: Along with Samara's curse.
After finally getting rid of Samara Morgan and Emily Morgan and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Audrey Agrabah saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Audrey Agrabah: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Audrey, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Audrey Agrabah: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Audrey Agrabah: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Nico: Yep. So, Audrey, what memories did you have with Lincoln?
Audrey Agrabah: Oh man, I was hoping you'd ask that. Well, this one time, Lincoln and I along with the rest of his Guardian Angels were at Gym and we were playing a game of dodgeball. But, then, we heard the sound of a loud belch in the air along with the stench of feet and B.O., which made every student puke. Then, the doors were then smashed open and we were right to find out the obvious culprit: Lynn, and she was on yet another rampage again, and even worse, she had a team of evil female dodgeball players with her from Hazeltucky. They attacked everyone with dodgeballs and that dumb animal charged at Lincoln on all fours, but all of us pounced on Lynn and gave her quite the thrashing of her life and we threw dodgeballs at the Hazeltucky female dodgeball players and knocked them out, and then, Lincoln punched Lynn hard in the cheek and ordered her to leave. Lynn roared and ran out on all fours snarling and farting like the animal she is, but she wound up getting caught in a water prison Luna made. Then, Luna tossed Lynn into a metal container after she got grounded for twenty five weeks for her attempted attack on Lincoln and the evil Hazeltucky female dodgeball players got sent back to prison.
Nico: I can't believe it, this was attempted murder in full view of the public! Lynn was nothing more than a rampaging animal because of her Dark Side.
Lincoln: I was quite surprised that none of my Guardian Angels didn't just make the choice to put her down for good after what she tried to do to me numerous times in the past.
Laney Emperyous: Many of us were getting that close to ripping her limbs off and tearing her brains out of her empty head!
Eli: YIPE!
Me: That's just further proof of how much Lynn pissed Lincoln's Guardian Angels who hated her off big time.
Lincoln: And I always had to restrain them or they restrained themselves whenever Lynn did that, but she just didn't know when to quit.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Rhyanna, Regina, and Reiko are heading to Sirena Beach.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Rhyanna, Regina, and Reiko are dressed in the two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Rhyanna, Regina, and Reiko had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Rhyanna: Wow, so this is Sirena Beach, it sure is awesome.
Lincoln: It sure is, Rhyanna, and it's perfect for our date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Rhyanna, Regina, and Reiko dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the back they had an awesome volleyball game, and Rhyanna, Regina, and Reiko got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, but then, they saw hulking muscle-bound thugs hired by Flip coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he'd sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Rhyanna, Regina, and Reiko and they hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Rhyanna, Regina, and Reiko placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and we saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Looks like someone really had a good time at Sirena Beach, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!
Suddenly, three Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Rhyanna, Regina, and Reiko with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Rhyanna, Regina, and Reiko are in your harem.
May: We all suspected they had feelings for Lincoln, and now, they're part of his harem.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Rhyanna, Regina, and Reiko, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and he should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
Inuyasha: Leave that to me. (YELLS AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS AT THE JERKS) SHUT YOUR HALF-WIT PIE HOLE, YOU MORONIC MUTANT CHEAPSKATE!
Suddenly, the Beads of Subjugation on Flip's neck glowed and the amplified gravity forced Flip to faceplant on the ground, and we laughed hysterically.
Nico: Those Beads of Subjugation really are awesome!
Lincoln: And that'll be to remand that stupid mutant if he so much as gets anymore dumb ideas once again. Remind me to add more punishments to him.
Me: We'll do just that.
Lincoln: So, it looks like we're getting ready for the Party for the Completion of The Ambassador Missions at Lynn's Table.
Nico: Yep. This is going to be one awesome party, plus, we also have another round of Humiliations set up for the jerks, especially that mutant three butt-cheeked smelly cheapskate, Flip.
Me: You got that right, that mutant's going to get it big time. Too bad we couldn't include his equally stupid uneducated brother, Flop, along with his cousin to be humiliation fodder as well, since we threw them in prison as well.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and then, Flip's brother, Flop, and their cousin appeared at Lynn's Table tied up in rainbow energy straitjackets and were chained to their posts in Neutronium Chains lined with rainbow energy.
Me: OH! Lincoln, you slick Devil!
Nico: That was a really slick move getting Flip's brother and their cousin put in as well, now we can deliver quite a humiliation on those uneducated cheapskates.
Lincoln: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Mephiles the Dark, the main antagonist of the 2006 platform game Sonic the Hedgehog and another of Sonic's most dangerous enemies and personal enemy of Shadow, and he's come back from the dead wanting revenge on them. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is something you and your friends aren't going to like one bit, Sonic: the dark figure we sensed is none other than Mephiles the Dark, another of your most dangerous enemies and personal enemy of Shadow, and he's come back from the dead wanting revenge on you all.
We gasped.
Shadow: Mephiles, I never thought we'd have to deal with him again. We destroyed him when he fused with Iblis and transformed into Solaris.
Silver: And now, Mephiles has returned for revenge. That's it, he's getting The Black Gates for good.
Nico: I still remembered all of the horrible things that bastard had done, and although I want this guy sent to The Black Gates forever, like Kronika, Mileena, Shinnok, Rain, Tanya, Reiko, Skarlet, Motaro, Sektor, and Bi-Han, I would like a shot at fighting him full time in the future.
Celine Constellar: Okay, so we'll banish him to The Book of Vile Darkness, but not before Lincoln drains him of all his powers.
Lincoln: That's a good idea, Celine.
Nico: Yeah, I like that idea. Alright, gang, let's go, before we have our huge party, we need to take care of Mephiles the Dark.
Lincoln: Yeah, there's absolutely no way we're going to let him get out of this alive.
Celine Constellar: That monster's going to die a very horrible brutal and painful death when we get through with him.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and we headed out to the park to deal with Mephiles the Dark.
We arrived at the park to hunt down and destroy Mephiles the Dark.
Nico: We made it. Now, where the Hell is Mephiles?
Lincoln: He's here somewhere, not even the darkness can protect him from us.
?: I will have my revenge on you for ruining my plans to destroy all of reality, Sonic, Shadow, and Silver the Hedgehog!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the ten large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large search pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the nine large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the ten large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier that protected all of us from a blast of dark energy that came out of nowhere.
Shadow: I always knew there was no mistaking that voice from anywhere. Come out of the darkness, Mephiles, we know you're here.
A figure appeared from a pool of darkness, it was Mephiles the Dark.
Nico: So, that's Mephiles.
Shadow: Correct, he's a malevolent entity that was accidentally created during the ill-fated Solaris Project commissioned by the King of Soleanna nearly a decade ago. Upon being released, Mephiles takes on my and began wreaking havoc across space and time in order to merge with his other half, Iblis, and regain their true form as the sun god Solaris. And even worse, he killed Sonic in order to make Princess Elise cry and release Iblis.
We gasped.
Lincoln: You manipulative, two-faced bastard.
Celine Constellar: My words exactly, Lincoln. That's it, now you are never leaving here alive!
Suddenly, Celine Constellar's blue eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by a purple and blue energy aura with stars, nebulae, constellations, swords, and angels, she unholstered her star sword, and as she approached Mephiles the Dark, she left purple energy, stars, nebulae, constellations, swords, and angels with every step.
Celine Constellar: Not a single word can describe what kind of sick, twisted bastard you are, Mephiles, you manipulated Silver and tried to get him to kill Sonic and even tried to tempt Shadow to join the likes of you, and even worse, you committed the darkest deed by killing Sonic and causing Princess Elise to cry and unleash Iblis, so you can merge with him and turn into Solaris and destroy time and space. That is truly unforgivable, and for that, I will destroy you until there is not a single atom of you remaining!
Suddenly, Celine Constellar was surrounded by a massive vortex of purple and blue energy with stars, nebulae, constellations, and swords surrounding the vortex, there are The Constellar Monsters flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix with the symbol of The Constellar Monsters on its stomach and red eyes glaring at Mephiles the Dark: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Celine Constellar emerged, but she was changed forever.
Celine Constellar grew to 7'9" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has purple highlights in the bangs of her long blonde hair, she has neon blue eyes and a purple and blue energy aura with stars, nebulae, constellations, swords, and angels surrounding her, she has the symbol of The Constellar Monsters emblazoned on her forehead and her Third Eye with blue iris, she has on phoenix earrings with blue gems for eyes and holding the Constellation, Star, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has the Constellar Monsters with blue gems for eyes and holding the Constellation, Star, and Eternity Kanjis in their hands on the bottom of her purple star-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with pink crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and pink gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Celine Constellar has on a pink sleeveless crop top, sleeveless pink vest, pink skirt with the symbol of the Constellar Monsters, pink pants, purple legwarmers, purple sneakers, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, nebulae, constellations, swords, and angels on the coattails, and on the back are the Constellar Monsters surrounded by stars. Suddenly, Celine Constellar felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive purple star angel wings with blue tips on the large purple feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long blonde wolf tails with purple tips and yellow and blue markings, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.
Suddenly, Celine Constellar's massive star sword and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of purple and blue energy, stars, nebulae, constellations, and angels and when it emerged, it was transformed into Celine Constellar's Cosmic Nebula Constellation Constellar Greatsword of Cosmic Nebula Constellation Constellar Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded blue gems and the Constellar Monsters etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged pink blade, large gold angel heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with large purple gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large angel heads and below the angel heads is a large white angel head with blue gems for eyes and pink gem in its mouth for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with pink gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left large gold cuff Bracer, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold versions of the Constellar Monsters' heads with pink gems for eyes and large blue gems in their mouths for the belt buckle and around the belt on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a purple kanji below the Constellar Monsters that said, "Celine Constellar, Gene-Slammer of The Constellar Monsters, Powerful Force of The Stars, Powerful Sword Master, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Smasher of Flip, Archenemy of Dark Horus, Destroyer of Mephiles the Dark, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of The Stars and Cosmos"
セリーヌ・コンステラー、コンステラー・モンスターズのジーン・スラマー、星の強力な力、強力な剣の達人、愛情深い守護天使でリンカーン・ラウドの将来の妻、フリップのスマッシャー、ダーク・ホルスの宿敵、闇のメフィレスの破壊者、チームの素晴らしいメンバーラウド・フェニックスの嵐、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天の怒りのマスターゼルナガ、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼の真の女神、悪の破壊者にして殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして星と宇宙のマスター
Suddenly, Celine Constellar's immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!
Celine Constellar has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-CONSTELLAR MONSTERS-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC CONSTELLATION STAR FIRESTORM CONSTELLAR MONSTERS GODDESS COSMIC STARSTORM CONSTELLAR MONSTERS GODDESS ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC CONSTELLATION STAR FIRESTORM CONSTELLAR MONSTERS GODDESS COSMIC STARSTORM CONSTELLAR MONSTERS GODDESS ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC CONSTELLATION STAR FIRESTORM CONSTELLAR MONSTERS GODDESS COSMIC STARSTORM CONSTELLAR MONSTERS GODDESS ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Celine Constellar's Super Angel-Constellar Monsters-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Mephiles the Dark saw it, he went mad with rage and ran at her to kill her, but Celine Constellar fired a massive barrage of purple and blue energy blasts, stars, nebulae, swords, constellations, and angels at Mephiles the Dark, and they exploded as they hit him and he got blown into a wall, he got back up, but now, he was mega pissed off.
Nico: WHOA!
Lincoln: Now, that's really awesome. Celine Constellar has transformed into her Super Angel-Constellar Monsters-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and now, it's high-time we destroy Mephiles the Dark.
Celine Constellar: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Star Constellation Constellar Monsters Goddess Angel and Divine Cosmic Star Constellation Constellar Monsters Goddess Angel Love) And that's exactly what's going to happen to him. Now, let's rip him to shreds, Linky.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Celine Constellar.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You're not laying one hand on our friends, Mephiles. Now, you will pay for everything you've done!
Celine Constellar and Lincoln went after Mephiles the Dark who continued firing energy blasts at them, but they dodged them all, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, purple and blue energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spiders, whales, monkeys, hummingbirds, lizards, giants, condors, cats, llamas, dogs, snakes, spirals, wings, snakes, trees, crocodiles, herons, fish, dark dragons, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Ghouls, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Yetis, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Mephiles the Dark and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his golden armored claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Celine also attack him with some powerful punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they smashed him all over with their immense and extremely powerful superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really wearing on Mephiles' patience.
Mephiles the Dark ran at them again, but Lincoln ran at Mephiles with superhuman speed and as he drove his massive greatsword into Mephiles' chest, Lincoln then began sucking out his Amorphous Physiology, Darkness Physiology, Hedgehog Physiology, Crystalline Physiology, Vast Dark Powers, Immortality, Genius-Level Intellect, Enhanced Strength, Time Travel, Fusion, Shapeshifting, Flight, Portal Creation, Shadow Empowerment, Nega-Ergokinesis, Duplication, Shockwave Generation, Energy Beam Emission, Illusion Manipulation, and Umbrakinetic Life Creation and made them his own.
Then, Lincoln tossed him into the air with such incredible upper body strength, it removed Mephiles from his massive greatsword where he and Celine Constellar fired a massive Star Dragon which hits and destroys Mephiles and his spirit is sealed into The Book of Vile Darkness. We cheered wildly for what Celine Constellar and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down, and Celine Constellar's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long blonde wolf tails, and massive purple star angel wings are permanent.
Celine Constellar: You should consider it your lucky day that we sealed you into The Book of Vile Darkness, Mephiles. But, in the future, you will be getting The Black Gates. Thanks for helping me destroy Mephiles the Dark, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Celine.
Suddenly, Celine Constellar wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Celine Constellar's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and the Constellar Duel Monsters flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and stars twinkling and constellations behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Celine Constellar absorbed the elemental forces and stars and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Nico: Whoa, now that's what I call an epic fight of Stars VS. Malevolent Darkness, Lincoln, Celine, guys really showed Mephiles the Dark absolutely no mercy.
Lincoln: But, in the future, he will be getting The Black Gates for his crimes.
Me: No doubt, but he will remember this humiliation from you guys. So, Lincoln, who's the next Keyblade Knight we're meeting?
Lincoln: I've got an awesome and wild one: Teresa Tarzan, Keyblade Knight of The Deep Jungle.
Tanya Tarzan: My little sister, now that's awesome.
Michelle Emperyous: And I knew you'd say her, Lincoln, and you guys will love meeting her, Teresa Tarzan is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from the Deep Jungle from Tarzan, she's a Keyblader and the younger sister of Tanya Tarzan, Sailor Soldier of the Deep Jungle, The World of Tarzan 1999 and she is the second protector of Tarzan's jungle, and like her sister, she knows all about nature and more and she knows so much about plants, and she along with her sister and Tarzan had made all Poachers pay including Clayton. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.
Me: We all hated that bastard, Clayton, for what he tried to do poaching Tarzan's family.
Nico: Yeah, that bastard got what he deserved.
Lincoln: Big time, and now that Mephiles is finally gone, now we can get to having our party at Lynn's Table, and we can also let the humiliations on the jerks commence.
Nico: Oh yeah! Flip, you, your brother, and your cousin better pray for mercy 'cause we're showing you three none!
Me: Along with our other resident jerks!
Later it was time for the next Super Mario Galaxy adventure.
Me: I wonder which galaxy is next.
Nico: Next is Dusty Dune Galaxy.
Me: COOL!
Lola: Whoa that one is challenging.
Nicole: Yep. It's a galaxy covered in quicksand. One false step and you are dead.
Camie: (GULPS)
Nico: Yep. Who wants to go with me?
Rainbow Dash: Me, Scootaloo and Daring Do will go. This is gonna be awesome!
Daring Do: It sure will.
Lightning Dust: I'll go too!
Rainbow Dash: Awesome!
Lola: Awesome is right!
Nico: Lets go.
They went in and the simulator activated and they were at DUSTY DUNE GALAXY!
Nico: We're here.
Lightning Dust: Wow! So this is Dusty Dune Galaxy.
Rainbow Dash: WHOA! This galaxy is covered in quicksand.
Scootaloo: Nicole was not kidding.
Daring Do: But it's going to be an awesome treasure hunt here.
Nico: Yep. And the star we want is up there on top of that tower.
Daring Do: This will be fun!
Nico: Nicole any tips?
Nicole: (On the radio) Just don't fall into the quicksand like I said.
Nico: Okay.
They were off.
Nico: There are Goombas up ahead!
Rainbow Dash: Me and Scoots got this.
They fired waves of lightning and blasted them all over.
They flew up to the tower and got to the top and saw the star locked in a crystal.
Nico: There's the star! We just got to free it.
Then MORE Goombas came!
Nico: More Goombas!
Lightning Dust: Lets get them!
Nico: (gets out Batroc and Bronze Kneecap's Ridewatches) I'm gonna use these!
Nico activated them and fired waves of energy and blasted the Goombas left and right.
Lightning Dust and Daring Do fired waves of lightning and blasted them.
Nico: YEAH!
Rainbow Dash: And this!
Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo fired waves of lightning and blasted the Goombas.
Nico: Oh yeah!
But then a Toedscruel came.
Nico: Cool a Toedscruel!
Rainbow Dash: Looks like a land version of Tentacruel.
Nico: It sure does.
She fired waves of energy and blasted the Goombas.
Toedscruel: (In a girls voice) (Japanese Accent) That was so awesome!
Nico: Mihara Kobayashi! Wow!
Rainbow Dash: Don't revert back yet. We need to get the star first.
Toedscruel: Understood.
Lightning Dust: First, we need to free it!
Rainbow Dash: Lets do it!
Lightning Dust and Rainbow Dash fired a blasted the crystal and it shattered and they Freed it!
Nico: YEAH!
Rainbow Dash: Lets go get it!
Scootaloo: You got it!
They went and got it!
YOU GOT A STAR!
Nico: All right!
Mihara reverted back and she was a girl with blond hair with green eyes and had a yellow Kimono on and had yellow angel wings and had a jellyfish tattoo in the middle of her forehead.
Mihara Kobayashi: That was so fun!
Nico: Yeah it was!
They all high five.
Rainbow Dssh: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Mihara Kobayashi: When me and Nico were over in Japan and I showed him my entire collection of Kamen Rider Memorabilia. I have the largest collection of Kamen Rider merchandise from both America and Japan.
She pulled out a photo of her collection and it had ALL THE stuff from over the last 52 years.
Rainbow Dash: WHOA! That is awesome!
Scootaloo: Boy you're going to love meeting the riders! They are all on the team.
Mihara gasped!
Mihara: You guys have ALL THE RIDERS ON THE TEAM!? (Ecstatic) I'M SO EXCITED TO MEET THEM ALL!
We laughed!
Me: (LAUGHS) Looks like the Kamen Riders have an ultimate superfan with them.
Nico: I really missed you
Mihara: Same here Nico.
They left and Mihara was so honored to meet all the riders. We have yet to meet the rest of them from 1971 on up.
Later it was time for the Ambassador Mission party at Lynn's Table.
All of us: (CLINKS OUR GLASSES) CHEERS!
Me: To a successful bunch of Ambassador missions for 2023!
Nico: YEAH!
Nico: That was so awesome!
Lola: Yeah it was!
Nico: Boy we have had a lot of fun.
Poromon: Guys, meet a friend of ours.
Me: Really?
Then a girl with black hair and a black midriff shirt and had a black skirt and shorts.
Hillary Kasuga: Awesome to meet you guys. My name is Hillary Kasuga.
Gwen: Oh my gosh! Hillary its been a long time.
Hillary Kasuga: Gwen! You too.
They hugged.
Nico: You two know each other?
Hillary Kasuga: We sure do. I went to school with Gwen a long time ago. I was born with a really high IQ and studied physics and solved lots of amazing Quantum Equations. I'm also a very highly successful actor.
Nico: Awesome to meet you Hillary.
Me: Same here.
Hillary Kasuga: Yep and the mascots told me so much about you and also I heard you guys killed my evil twin sister Heather.
We gasped!
Nico: Heather was your sister?!
Hillary Kasuga: Yes she was.
Me: We had no idea that Heather was your twin sister!
Nico: Yeah!
Qin: She was evil as all get out.
Gwen: All the sore losers of Total Drama were.
Nico: Yep.
Hillary Kasuga: She was always like that. She had a massive ego the size of the entire country of Russia and always thought of herself as better than everyone else. She was used to getting her way. It was always her way or the highway.
Nico: Yeah.
Hillary Kasuga: I heard about everything she did and how she was not going to stop till she got that cash prize. My sister hated me from the moment we both were born and she wanted nothing more than to make everyone around her completely miserable.
Gwen: That was Heather for you.
Lindsey: Yeah she was a total mean bitch.
Hillary Kasuga: Yeah I agree there.
Nico: Yeah.
Samey: You are I are practically the same Hillary. Amy over is my evil twin and she too hated me from the moment we were born.
Nico: It's true.
Me: But you don't have to worry about the Sore Losers anymore. They are forgotten. Except for Amy. She is now humiliation fodder.
Hillary Kasuga: I saw that. I'm amazed she's the only one that didn't get the fate of the Black Gates.
Poromon: I know.
Me: So how do you guys know Hillary?
Poromon: We met on a Celebrity Penpal Chat Room a while back and she agreed to come out and meet you us.
Nico: What do you like to do?
Hillary Kasuga: I like to solve the most complex equations ever. I once solved the equation of the 141st Dimensional String.
Me: WHOA! That is massively complex.
Lisa Loud: That is very impressive if I must say so myself.
Xenia: It sure is.
Me: You must know this one. What is √8,423,523,632,246?
Hillary Kasuga: 2,902,330.72413.
Dexter: She is correct.
Poromon: She's also an actor.
Me: Cool! What movies do you star in?
Hillary Kasuga: Science Fiction Horror. The ones I did were mostly for an Anime TV Series for The Thing.
Me: WHOA!
Nico: The Thing as an Anime Television Series?!
Me: That would be scary to see.
Xenia: Yeah.
Laney: You wouldn't believe the kind of nightmare we had to go through seeing that.
Nico: That monster scared the shit out of us.
Kate Lloyd: That's right. It scarred me for life.
Hillary Kasuga: I know. I heard about that. That was awful. I had no idea it was real.
Xenia: We all were shocked.
Lola: Yeah.
Me: That monster scared the fucking living daylights out of some one us.
Qin: No kidding there.
Me: What character do you voice in that one?
Hilary Kasuga: I play as Kate Lloyd.
Kate Lloyd: Really? Wow! I'm truly honored.
Me: That is so cool.
Nico: Can you tell us what the Anime is about?
Hillary Kasuga: I sure can. But it's going to scare you.
She told us that the Anime takes place 4 hours after the events of the 1982 movie and it shows Kate and MacReady and Childs teaming up with the members of a Russian base and forming a powerful force called THE ANTI-THING EXTERMINATION TEAM. Their mission is to destroy the Spaceship as well as ALL TRACES of the Thing and make sure that it all can't be used as a weapon of biological warfare or anything of the sort and make sure that it stays in Antarctica and can't infect anyone on the outside. She showed us pictures of the monsters that they faced in the show and they were scary as all get out.
Me: What the fucking hell!?
Nico: Those are horrifying!
Xenia: No kidding!
Kate Vollans: Yeah they sure are!
Nico: That monster will always be scary as fuck!
Qin: No fucking lie there.
Me: We found out that the Thing had over 10,000,000 aliens woven into it.
Hillary Kasuga: Are you serious?
Me: We are not kidding. I scanned it with my Omnitrix and that's what it said. It was crazy.
Varie: Yeah. Kate here couldn't stop having terrible nightmares about the Thing ever since she joined the team.
Me: Yeah no kidding. She was terrified all the way to the bone about it. She could stop having nightmares for a long time because of it.
Camie: Yeah that was awful.
Alicia Berricks: That's right. Just like we couldn't stop having nightmares about what we went through with the Necromorphs.
Susie Berricks: Yeah that was terrible.
Hillary Kasuga: The monsters from Dead Space. That was awful too.
Me: Yep.
Hillary Kasuga: But either way I'm glad you guys destroyed those monsters.
Me: I know.
Nico: There's still one more person we're waiting on
?: And that's me.
We saw a Grafaiai.
Me: Cool! A Grafaiai.
Nico: Nice.
Grafaiai: (In a girls voice) Am I on time for the party?
Nico: Chloe Destrenus? Wow!
She reverted back and was a girl with black hair and purple streaks and she had purple eyes and had purple clothes.
Chloe Destrenus: Awesome to see you again Nico and you too Qin.
Qin: Same here Chloe. Its been a while.
Maria: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Chloe Destrenus: When me and Nico put laxatives in Amy's soda when she wasn't looking and she crapped her pants by the truckload.
Amy: (GASP) THAT WAS YOU!? WHY YOU MOTHERFUCKING FUCKWADS! I WILL KILL YOU!
We laughed hysterically!
Nico: (LAUGHS) That was funny!
Me: (LAUGHS) That was funny and awesome!
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Chloe hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Chloe Destrenus: Same here.
May: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: J.D. will like this one. Scovillain and Klawf.
Xenia: Awesome.
Me: Nice! I love nuclear hot food.
Xenia: Cool.
Me: Now we can get this party started.
Nico: We had lot of fun with the Ambassador missions this year
Qin: Boy we sure did and it was so awesome.
Moondancer: We had a lot of fun on them. Starting with my mission.
Nico: Boy that was so fun.
Kylie: We caught several Ghosts during Moondancer's missions. And we destroyed the Vathek.
Me: That was fun and we humiliated Walter Peck.
Nico: We sure did.
Walter Peck: I WILL KILL YOU IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO! AND I WILL MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS THE KINDS OF PHONIES YOU ARE!
Me: Oh shut your fucking porktrap you pencil dickless motherfucker!
Screwloose: That was awesome and cool.
Qin: Boy it sure was!
Moondancer: Awesome way to kick off the year.
Camie: It sure was. And as a bonus we got all the Sentai Teams added to the team.
Halinor: My missions were next
Ultrox: Boy that was cool and fun.
Flareizamon: Boy it was cool. And we used our cars on that one.
Qin: We sure did. That was so cool. And an awesome adrenaline rush.
Me: Xenoc was an amazing planet.
Nico: It sure was and we destroyed Undermaster Akhil.
Xenia: And that was so funny how the Demon Bunny tore him apart that entire time.
Puddn: That bunny was scary!
Me: But he did get the job done.
Xenia: Yep.
Qin: Yeah that was awesome.
Erica Haddock: Next were my missions.
Jonny Quest: Boy those were so awesome and virtually awesome.
Camie: They sure were.
Me: They put our technological expertise to good use.
Carnotaur agreed.
Qin: Yeah that was so awesome.
Nico: Yep that was cool.
Deadpool: Ooh and I got to show my face to you guys too. (To the viewers) Remember that one folks?
Zixx: I'll never forget those missions.
Me: Yep. Those were fun.
Qin: That sure is cool.
Varie: Yep.
Matt: Next were my missions
Me: Those were so fun and we used our Zoids.
Garby: They sure were awesome! (LOUD FART TOOT!)
The jerks gagged and coughed and threw up.
Garby: Oops sorry.
We laughed!
Camie: (LAUGHS) That's funny.
Lola: Yeah.
Silver Spooner: That was a most fun adventure for all of us.
Xenia: It sure was.
Ty Rux: I remember the Constructicons came on those missions.
Scrapper: Boy those were so fun.
Lola: They sure were.
Qin: Yep.
Ty Rux: Those were really awesome and you all showed us awesome Zoids from Zi there.
Me: Yep.
Ellie: Next were my missions
Me: Boy that was so epic!
Gingka: It sure was.
Qin: Yeah.
Chick Hicks: Yeah that was awesome meeting Gingka and friends there.
Gingka: It sure was.
Tahu: It was like meeting Tyson and friends from my mission too.
P'andor: (Russian Accent) That was so fun.
Nico: We also got new Beyblades
Nicole: Boy we sure did.
Himiko: Those were so awesome and amazing.
Laney: You got that right.
Xenia: Yep.
Evelyn: My missions were next.
Changkey Dragon: And those were epic.
Me: Boy I really unleashed my ultimate power on Hiroshi.
Nico: You sure did.
Kazuma: And before that you guys found me on a planet made entirely of sweet potatoes.
Nico: That was awesome.
Sailor Moon: I was farting from eating those.
We laughed!
Xenia: Yeah.
Kazuma: That was funny. But you guys saved me from a horrible fate there.
Me: And we still don't know how you ended up there Kazuma. But that was crazy.
Nico: You also made Hiroshi suffer.
Me: You better believe I did. I got my revenge on him and made him suffer for everything he did.
Nico: And that was completely justified.
Xenia: Yep.
Changkey Dragon: That was so awesome and it was great.
Apple Bloom: Next were me, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle's missions.
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was so amazing.
Rarity: Boy you girls did an absolutely amazing back then.
Rainbow Dash: That was so awesome!
Me: You girls did a really amazing job against Lila Rossi.
Frozen Fright: You sure did.
Thunder Terror: That was such an awesome adventure back then.
Magma Gloom: Boy you all did great.
Diamond Tiara: It sure was awesome.
Toxic Horror: You got thar right.
Silver Spoon: I agree there.
Louie PoisonSea: Yeah no kidding.
Natsumi: And me and my friends became Gene Slammers.
Me: You sure did.
Qin: That was so cool!
Miyuki: You got that right.
Lola: Yeah no kidding!
Kita: My missions were next
Ikki: That was so awesome.
Me: Boy it sure was. And that was awesome using Vistamps for the first time too.
Xenia: Those were cool.
Fairy Leviathan: Boy everyone had fun on that one.
Nico: They sure did.
Vice: Don't forget I met you guys before that time.
Me: I know. On the planet Mustafar. That was awesome.
Gina Green: And J.D. saved be back then after I was brought back.
Lola: That was awesome and cool.
Lana: Yeah no kidding.
Qin: That was an awesome adventure.
Xenia: Yeah.
Vinyl: My missions were next after that.
Me: Boy that was awesome.
Xenia: Boy that was scary facing all those demons there.
Varie: I know.
Nico: Yeah no kidding.
Xenia: That was awesome.
Metal Sonic: You got that right.
Jun: The best part was that I finally get to have a happy life.
Me: Thank goodness.
Vinyl Scratch: Jun went through hell and then we saved her from a horrible ordeal.
Xenia: And destroyed the very source of her torment.
Nico: Yep. Satoru.
Brittney: And I found out that he was responsible for causing all kinds of horrible things in the past.
Irena: My missions were next.
Nico: Now that was a fun one.
Qin: It sure was.
Rampage: Boy that was terrible that all that happened in the world of the 108 Heroes.
Nico: It sure was.
Lin Chung: High Roller tore the entire planet apart with a terrible war with his lies.
Mystique Sonia: He sure did and I'm glad he is gone.
Cassidy: My missions were next
Me: And that was so awesome.
Nico: Boy the Faiz Riders had their hands full.
Nosferata: They sure did.
Inui: But you guys destroyed Masato.
Qin: That was well deserved payback.
Takumi: Cassidy and J.D. also became a couple
Me: We sure did.
Me and Cassidy kissed.
All of us: Aawwww.
Flip: THAT IS SO DISGUSTING!
Billy McLean: (Slurred Speech) GET THE FUCK OUT OF THAT RELATIONSHIP!
Nico: Flip, Yo Mama's so ugly that she turns any version of Medusa to stone!
Me: OOOH!
Nico: YEAH!
Flip: (GROWLS IN RAGE)
?: OH SHUT YOUR FUCKING TRAP YOU PATHETIC VERSION OF ME!
We turned and gasped and then saw THE UNIVERSE 666 VERSION OF FLIP! BACK FROM THE DEAD!
Universe 666 me: Guys I brought the Flip from my world back just now. And he has some words for the Prime Universe version of him.
Good Burns: But thank goodness you're back!
Universe 666 Flip: It's good to be home and Nico you have my thanks for killing your evil self.
Nico: It was my pleasure.
Eli: That was an awesome adventure through.
Lola: Yeah but Nico that joke you said was funny.
Dracula (Billy and Mandy): Dracula wouldn't even touch Yo Mama with Wolfnan's teeth.
WE LAUGHED!
Nico: (LAUGHS) That was funny!
Universe 666 Flip: Anna you and Lincoln's guardian angels should know that I am nothing like this version here. I am the polar opposite and a better business man. I don't do all the stuff he does.
Anna Anyanova: We were told all about that and you have our respect for that.
Flip: HEY! What about me!?
KRABLAM!
Anna punched him in the face.
Nico: Nice.
Universe 666 Flip joined us.
Me: Now where were we?
Yan Lin: My missions were next
Me: And it was awesome seeing Jim and friends again.
Jim Lake: It sure was.
Nico: That was so cool that you met Jim and friends a while back J.D.
Me: Yep.
Lucemon (Fusion): That was a really fun adventure.
Me: It sure was and we took on the most powerful evil sorceress ever known in the Ancient Arthurian Legend.
Nico: Morgan Le Fey.
Claire: I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SHE MADE ME SMOKE WEED! YUCK!
Me: No kidding Claire. That was awful.
Nerissa: My missions were next.
Me: Boy in the 31st Century.
Legion Superman: That was so much fun.
Qin: It sure was.
Saturn Girl: That was really awesome back then.
Nico: It sure was.
Mandark: It was a most amazing and absolutely brilliant form of adventure for those of such high power.
Me: Yep.
Qin: Those were cool.
Me: And we faced Brainiac there. That was awesome. And we avenged all those planets he destroyed.
Nico: Boy it sure was awesome.
Qin: And as an awesome bonus we brought back Brainiac 5 and resurrected Ferro Lad.
Xenia: We sure did.
Ferro Lad: And I will always be grateful for that.
Legion Superman: That was an awesome adventure.
Qin: Yep.
Missy: Next were my missions.
Me: Boy that was so epic!
Nico: The most epic was when J.D. blew up that huge rocket that was going to destroy the planet.
Me: I'm never doing that again. But it was well worth the risk.
Lola: Yeah and we sent both Ronson and Stankfoot to the black gates.
Turtleini: We sure did and that was epic!
Me: We were thinking of sending Ronson to prison but after that stunt he pulled we changed our minds.
Xenia: No kidding there!
Jason James: You were out for half a day
Me: I know! That explosion REALLY took it out of me.
Nico: That was brutal.
Eli: No kidding.
Me: Yeah.
Trixie: The great and powerful Trixie's missions were next.
Me: They sure were!
Twilight Sparkle: That was so awesome using our dragons in that one.
Artha Penn: That sure was amazing.
Tempest (The Mask): It sure was fun.
Nico: I'll say. And we sent Mordryd's father to prison.
Lewa: After that were my missions
Me: Now that was fun.
Kitty: Boy it sure was and we battled against Von Talon.
Me: And I reunited with my sister after over a decade.
Sakura Knudson: We sure did and that was awesome.
Nico: Yeah no kidding. That was awesome.
Valiant: It sure was.
Lewa: Those were really eventful.
Lyra: After that we're my missions
Me: Now those were the most fun including the adventures we had leading up to it.
Nico: Boy that was awesome.
Me: We took down every Hitotsuki one by one in the order that Taro and team faced in the show.
Django: That was like living the entire show from day one.
Taro: That was so awesome.
Lola: That was the most fun we ever had during all those adventures.
Vypra: Boy all those battles were epic.
Sonic: Yeah it was!
Sonoi: That sure was awesome.
Me: And the best part was that it was all for helping Lyra in preparation for her missions and the Big Day Mission.
Nico: That was a very awesome and perfect strategy for Lyra.
William: Boy it sure was.
Me: And the big day showed us that Burns and Crocker from that world that was decimated by HIM were our targets.
Nico: Yeah they sure were!
Lola: That was awesome!
Kadma: My missions were next
Me: The Agito Team was amazing.
Nico: Yeah they were and we had an amazing battle there with the El of Water.
Minotarumon: Boy that was really awesome there.
Me: Yeah and we found Ryo all the way over in Cambodia during the Ridonculous Race.
Shoichi: That was so awesome.
Ryo Ashihara: That was so awesome seeing that part of the world.
Me: It sure was.
Cadance: My missions were next
Me: Boy that was awesome.
Blossom Z: That sure was awesome. And the best part is we helped save many friends and enemies from the Z-Rays.
Qin: We sure did.
Me: Yeah. That was awesome.
Cupid: And we faced the evil HIM Z of that universe.
Qin: We sure did.
Bubbles Z: That was so cool.
Flurry Heart: My missions were next
Nico: Those were fun.
Qin: And it was cool purifying all those Shadow Pokemon.
Nico: It sure was.
Flurry Heart: And taking down Nascour.
Wera Vann: And we all were glad that he and his reign of terror was silenced forever.
Qin: Same here.
Michael: XD002 was a Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: That was shocking to see that.
Xenia: Yeah no kidding.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: That was awesome though.
Julie: My missions were next.
Me: Now that was an awesome one!
Qin: Seeing Ringworld was really epic.
Carolina: It sure was awesome for you all to be there.
Xenia: Yep.
Superfriends Lex Luthor: That was a really amazing and fun adventure.
Qin: Yep.
Church: We also took out Chrovos
Me: Yep. We sure did.
Qin: And stopped his plan to destroy all the heroes in the entire multiverse.
Xenia: Yep.
Matau: Next were my missions.
Me: Now that was an awesome party.
Qin: Yeah it was!
Blu: You guys were awesome in helping us take down Nigel.
Xenia: Yep.
Chemistro: That was fun.
Amore: My missions were next.
Raven Queen: And they were so fun.
Lola: Yep.
Nico: Yep.
SkekSil: Mmmm! That was a really good adventure for all of us.
Xenia: It sure was.
Lola: Yeah.
Raven Queen: We stopped my mother from causing harm.
Apple White: And now, she's in the Masters of Evil.
Nico: Yep.
Nathalia: And lastly was my adventures.
Qin: Yep.
Kit: We just took out Xaviax yesterday.
Me: That was an epic way to close out the missions with a bang.
Kit: It sure was.
Fairy Woman: Yeah that is for sure.
Nico: Yep. Xaviax is now a forgotten memory.
Lola: Yep.
Nico: Overall, the Ambassador missions were awesome. But what I have planned after July 4 will be just as good.
Qin: This will be awesome.
Xenia: Yep.
Poromon: And tomorrow is when we sue the Blood and Honey makers.
Me: Yep.
Nico: Disgrace our childhood fun will ya!?
Me: Not on our watch!
Lincoln: HUMILIATION INSULT STYLE: YO MAMA! (he insults flip) Yo mama so fat when she goes into minecraft, she broke every server possible. Yo mama so stupid she brought her computer to a doctor because it had a virus. Yo mama so ugly she makes the joker stop laughing. Yo mama so strong that she blow bubbles from jolly rancher candies. (he insults Al Bundy) Yo mama so fat she's Snorlax's Gigantamax form. Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money. Yo mama so hot when goes into an ocean, she turns it into a hot tub. Yo mama so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew which is a soda. (He insults the Wet bandits) Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car. Yo mama so ugly she makes blind kids cry. Yo mama so ugly even Xenomorphs run away from her. Yo mama so strong that she can lift a sumo wrestler with a pinky. Yo mama so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven. Yo mama so ugly when she entered an ugly contest the judges said "sorry no professionals" Yo mama so stupid she thought starbucks was alien currency. Yo mama so stupid she threw baseballs at batman
Chronoa (Dragon Ball Xenoverse): HUMILIATION INSULT STYLE: INSULTS OF SHAME! (She insults Schnozmo) You are dumbest idiotic con man wannabe that even Prince John would do a better job than you. You are nothing but a lying idiot who mind as well be humiliated for the rest of your fucking days you crappy con artist. (She insults Icky Vicky and Trina Riffins) You both are the ugliest bitches in the damn universe. You are living mistakes of beauty and nature. You are lower than pukes. Hell I'd bet Femme Fatale would look hotter than you. I bet Larxene would look hot as hell as a super model. Stop being such wrathful pricks you flat-chested sluts. (She insults Bubble Bass) You are a gluttonous fat beyond belief tub of lard. Hell I bet Garfield would look a lot better than you and he eats lasagna. We'd might as well put you on a treadmill for days just to make you lose all that fat. Start losing weight you oversized tub of lard. (she insults the rest of the jerks) You are the most idiotic jerks that we'd ever dealt with. you are lower than even poo. You are a bunch of stupid jerks who mind as well be humiliated for the rest your days. I bet God would regret having you jerks in the first place. In other words you failed this universe and your lives you bunch of stupid jerks!
The jerks cried like babies.
Jessica Shannon: HUMILIATION STING STYLE: BEE BIKINIS!
She fired bees which formed bikinis on the jerks.
Jerks: AAAHH! Bees!
Peni Parker: HUMILIATION WEB STYLE: WEB WEDGIE!
She used her web to wedgie the jerks all the way to the Empire State Building.
Lum Invader: HUMILIATION PAIN STYLE: LOBSTERS IN YOUR PANTS!
She shoved lobsters down the pants of the male jerks then the lobsters chomped their crotches which made them scream like opera singers
Julie Makimoto: HUMILIATION HAMMER STYLE: WHACK A JERK!
She whacks the jerks whack a mole style!
Mint Blancmanche: You won't like this. HUMILIATION POO STYLE: JERKS IN POO!
She tripped the jerks right into a pile of elephant poop.
KRASPLAT!
Bradley Uppercrust III: Okay seriously who has an elephant here?!
George whistled innocently.
N'Dugo: Bad guys fall in poop. Classic element of physical comedy. Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh. Ready?
Everyone: Ready!
They laugh hysterically.
We laughed all over!
Forte Stollen: Have a nice trip, see you next fall! HUMILIATION FALL STYLE: HOLE FALL PAIN!
She threw the jerks right into a 200 ft. hole they landed on their frontsides.
SMASH! OUCH!
Me: OOH! OUCH!
Nico: Nice!
Vanilla H.: Would you like burning heads with that? HUMILIATION BURN STYLE: BURNING HEADS!
She set the jerks' heads on fire. They screamed and then jumped into a conveniently placed pool of water only for the water to turn out to be exploding methane.
And then…
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
They exploded!
Me: Ooh! Ouch!
They were charred and burned
Yuna: HUMILIATION SLIME STYLE: SLIME SLIP!
She fired liquid soap on the floor which made the jerks slip and slide all the way down a cabinet full of paint which made the paint cans fall on them.
Clack.
Jerks: UH OH!
CRASH!
They were covered in paint!
Jerks: BLECH! (SPITS)
Natalie Blackstone A.K.A. Cure Black: You might find pain to be a big SHOCKING! HUMILIATION SHOCK STYLE: SHOCK SINK!
The jerks went to the sink and she shocked the sink which shocked the jerks to the point of their skeletons showing!
ZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
Ed: ZAPPITY ZAP ZAP!
Nico: Funny!
Hannah Whitehouse A.K.A. Cure White: This might be painful. HUMILIATION PAIN STYLE: CONCRETE DROP!
She dropped 200 pound concrete bags on the jerks.
Jerks: Uh oh!
CRASH!
They hit the jerks and smashed all over them!
Jerks: We're going to murder those fuckers! (SNEEZES!)
Kujou Hikari: Plenty to go around. HUMILIATION PAIN STYLE: TOOL CHEST OUCH!
She shoved a giant tool chest down the stairs and crashed onto the jerks!
CRASH!
OUCH!
Elena: This will hurt a lot! HUMILIATION PAIN STYLE: GLASS FEET OUCHIES!
She removed the shoes and socks of the jerks and threw the jerks then into the air and she placed glass ornaments on the floor and then the jerks landed on the glass ornaments.
CRUNCH!
They screamed in pain!
Marv: GAH! I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL THOSE GUYS!
They were really screaming in pain! OUCH!
Misaki Ayuzawa: HUMILIATION CLOTH STYLE: BIKINI MAKER!
She shredded the clothing of the jerks until they were made into the ugliest bikinis.
WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!
Masana Amaha-Loud: HUMILIATION PAIN STYLE: PAINFUL SPANKING!
She spanked the jerks repeatedly!
WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP!
THEY SCREAMED IN BLOODCURDLING PAIN!
Eva Wei: HUMILIATION CLAM STYLE: CLAM CHOMP!
She threw clams which bit the butts of the jerks and sent them flying into vats of clams which chomped on them.
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP!
WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!
Qin: (LAUGHS) SO FUNNY!
Natsumi Hinata: Now you're going to get it you assholes! HUMILIATION PUNCH STYLE: PUNCH MANIA!
She punched the jerks as fast as Kenshiro and wrecked their faces and broke their teeth.
POW SMASH WHAM BAM BLAM SMASH BLANG BIFF KROW!
Me: OOH! That's going to leave a mark!
Meru: Hope you jerks liked being flat circles! HUMILIATION HAMMER STYLE: PANCAKE OUCH!
She used her hammer to flatten the jerks into pancakes.
KRASMASH!
Nico: OUCH!
Zuzu Boyle: This might hurt! HUMILIATION PAIN STYLE: FAN WHACK!
She used her fan to bash the jerks upside the heads!
WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP!
Nico: Nice one!
Chifusa Manyy: That's for trying to look at my sister you perverted bastards! HUMILIATION BLADE STYLE: EXPLOSIVE DYNAHAIR!
She replaced the hair of the jerks with dynamite which explodes.
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
Me: Nice one!
Cheelai: HUMILIATION POO STYLE: SWIRLY TIME!
She shoved the heads into the toilets that were full of pee and diarrhea as they were flushing.
We laughed hysterically!
Fujiko Mine: HUMILIATION BURN STYLE: WEALTH STEAL!
She pocketed each of the jerks and got the loot and then dropped hot sauce on the undergarments of the jerks.
WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!
Haruhi Suzumiya: It's Bunny Time! HUMILIATION BUNNY STYLE: BUNNYMANIA!
She dressed the jerks in bunny outfits.
Ed then jumped them and wrestled them all over and petted them.
Ed: CUDDLY BUNNY! Purr like a bunny! Purr like a bunny! Purr like a bunny!
WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY AS ED WAS BEING SILLY!
Eddy: (LAUGHS) GO LUMPY GO!
Yuko Sagiri: HUMILIATION WEDGIE STYLE: MEGA WEDGIE!
She wedgied the jerks right onto Pluto.
WHAT A WEDGIE!
Lincoln and his harem: HUMILIATION FINAL SMASH: WILD PAIN!
They first covered the jerks with honey then feathers and dressed the jerks like chickens which made Ed hug them. Then they placed the jerks into a giant bath tub which they shoved down the stairs all the way to a conveniently placed frozen pool then the ice broke plunging the jerks underwater. Then they covered the jerks with chocolate, caramel, marshmallow creme and various candies then a lot of kids licked the jerks all over. Then they fired super hot nacho cheese. And lastly they took turns head bonking slapping and eye poking the jerks.
We had a good meal and an awesome humiliation session and then paid for our food and went back home and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome chapter done.
This was a great party.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.
For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Robo Blaze, Trifire, Valerie the Weredog, Rinka, Chumbot and Jellyfishnoid as well as Sora, Pakura, Ken'ichi Akama, Peppy Hare, Falco and Tamara Daishinji and we're going into the simulator and we're going to destroy Chucky and show him the terrible Consequences of using Voodoo magic and messing around with forces no mere mortal can fathom! It's going to be where Lyra Heartstrings and Lynn transform and we're going to send Charles Lee Ray to the Black Gates where he belongs. Next will be Another Hopping Hessian, Mortimer Khan, Filbert the Chernabog (Rocko's Modern Life), Benton Tarantella, Aliens (Courage The Cowardly Dog), Swamp Monster, Hunting Deer, Hornet Tomatoes, Snake Peas, Piranha Cabbages, Scarecrow (Courage the Cowardly Dog), Trifire and Robo-Blaze. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Scovillain and she is a NUCLEAR HOT SPICY FOOD LOVER TO THE EXTREME AND CAN EAT THE HOTTEST FOODS IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!
The match-up scene is for Sayuri Shirahoshi, Gene-Slammer of The Shien Monsters, and she and Lincoln are going to take down Doku, The Dark Samurai from Ninja Gaiden
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to a wedding in New York City, and Darren Arcangela is going to meet up with an old friend of his named Hiroshi Ohira, a young man from Japan and a high school student that he knew from his older brother, Logan Devereaux, and the wedding is for Hiroshi's classmate, Yodobashi, a rich kid from Japan who's getting married to a young rich heiress named Mika. However, the wedding is going to take a very ugly turn because it turns out Hiroshi's wife, Terumi, had an affair with their old classmates from High School, and her friend, Misaki, who had a history of messing around with married men and is also looking forward to doing the same thing with the groom's friends and family, and when Terumi exposes Misaki's affairs, it's going to turn into a nasty cussing match between all of the guys that Terumi had affairs with, and Terumi and Misaki are going to get into a nasty catfight as the wedding party turns into an affair exposing convention, and it won't be long before it starts raining blood. But, that won't be the worst part: Darren's vile cousin, Connor Devereaux and his MS-13 gang, the ones who killed Darren's older brother, Logan, are going to crash the wedding and they still desire to kill Darren, so Connor can prove his loyalty to MS-13 and rid himself of his cousins. But, Darren's going to show a very darker side to him: normally, he's a kind young man, but he has a malevolent darkness inside him that even The Devil should fear, and when that side of him is unleashed, all Hell is going to break loose! And we're going to meet the next Keyblade Knight, her name is Teresa Tarzan, Keyblade Knight of The Deep Jungle, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from the Deep Jungle from Tarzan, she's a Keyblader and the younger sister of Tanya Tarzan, Sailor Soldier of the Deep Jungle, World of Tarzan 1999 and she is the second protector of Tarzan's jungle, and like her sister, she knows all about nature and more and she knows so much about plants, and she along with her sister and Tarzan had made all Poachers pay including Clayton. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.
IVAN OOZE is back and he wants revenge! We're going to show him the power of over 46+ Years of rangers and make sure he never returns to spread his slime ever.
See you all next time
