HAPPY 4TH OF JULY 2023


Flying through the endless voids of Space was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as KGBeast, Muggshot, Sonoza, Gamma Metroid, Astral Drop Will and Spike as well as Onewa, Adagio Dazzle, Rena, Zoey Drake, Rebecca Hawkins and Mai Valentine and we were heading to an awesome and great new food planet. And I had a feeling that this was going to be a really good one.

Nico: I have a feeling this food planet will be perfect for our 4th of July feast for later on.

Qin: Me too.

Laney: We're going to have an awesome barbecue.

Xenia: We sure are.

Lana: I'll say!

Lola: I'm really excited for that.

Me: Me too! I love the 4th of July because of not just the fireworks but also the awesome barbecues and the songs we play for our country to celebrate 247 years of freedom.

Camie: That is awesome.

KGBeast: (Russian Accent) I'm really looking forward to this too comrades.

Maria: Me too.

Nico: Onewa. I want to thank you, KGBeast, and your teams for coming

Onewa: It's not problem Nico. This will be so fun.

Adagio Dazzle: Especially with me being with J.D. and everyone.

Nico: You got that right Adagio.

Xenia: Yep.

Nico: Adaigo, are you glad you're not evil anymore?

Adagio Dazzle: I sure am. Me and all my sisters are.

Nico: That is awesome.

Me: It sure is. And we are even more glad that they are now an amazing force of good and redemption.

Xenia: They sure are.

Me: And the song they have overflows us with amazing amounts of negative energy.

Camie: Yeah it sure does.

Lola: Yeah that is amazing.

Nico: Yep. And the coolest part is that they are great at lifting weights at the beach.

Me: Muscle Beach awesomeness for them.

Adagio Dazzle: That is awesome and fun for us.

Me: Yep.

Nico: How much do you lift?

Adagio Dazzle: 4,000 pounds.

Me: Aria lifted up an entire Beach Bleachers there. That weighed over 60,000 pounds.

Nico: WHOA! That's right I remember seeing that.

Me: That was awesome!

Lily: It sure was!

Muggshot: That's like me lifting up 50 palettes of concrete blocks.

Nico: You do have that level of strength Muggshot.

Qin: He sure does.

Me: Yep.

Nico: Boy yesterday was a crazy mission.

Me: Boy no kidding. But Fluttershy and Toepick scared the living daylights out of the Duck Collector.

Xenia: Boy they sure did.

Nico: No one hurts innocent ducks!

Fluttershy: That is for sure on that.

Qin: I agree there!

Laney: Yeah!

Nico: Now the Duck Collector will have all the time in the world to reflect on what he did in prison.

Me: Stuffing ducks.

We laughed.

Nico: Yep. But it was also really funny how we used Daffy Duck references like that.

Me: No kidding.

Qin: (LAUGHS) That was so funny.

Lana: Those always crack me up.

Xenia: Never gets old.

Nico: Anemone just did the Mascot Season thing for a laugh

Me: Yeah she sure did.

Qin: That was funny. Even though the mascots didn't like it.

Camie: It was still funny.

Eli: But Daffy got blasted all over the place by Elmer.

Nico: Just like back in the old days with Bugs and Daffy.

Lola: (LAUGHS) So funny.

Nico: And now, Dahlia the Duck has new friends.

Xenia: Yep she sure does.

Qin: Yep.

Camie: Still a fun mission though.

Maria: We're getting close.

Nico: We're already here.

We saw that we were at the planet and it looked like a mountainous forest planet.

Me: Looks like a mountain forest planet from up here.

Maria: Yep.

Nico: Lets get closer.

We went down to the planet and we then landed and we saw that it was a planet MADE OF SANDWICHES! WE SAW THAT IT WAS A WORLD FULL OF Chicken Parmasan, Ribs, Philly Cheesesteak, Chicken Bacon Ranch, Buffalo Chicken, Tuna, and many more kinds of sandwiches!

Nico: WHOA!

Me: A Sandwich planet! Oh wow!

Lola: OH BOY!

Nico: I call dibs!

Me: Me for Buffalo Chicken!

We got to eating!

Me: (EATING BUFFALO CHICKEN SANDWICH) MMM! Oh wow! SO good!

Xenia: (Eating Rib Sandwich) Mmm! Delicious.

Laney: (Eating Tuna Sandwich) Boy this is awesome!

Lana: (Eating Chicken Bacon Ranch Sandwich) I'll say! Mmm!

Nico: (Eating Buffalo Chicken Sandwiches) Mmm! Boy these are delicious!

Eli: They sure are!

Adagio Dazzle: There are so many kinds of sandwiches here.

Fu: Perfect for our barbecue!

Nico continued eating.

Nico was eating all over and he was really hungry!

Xenia: Whoa!

May: Look at Nico eat.

Maria: He is hungry!

Camie: Yep.

I was eating too.

May ate as well.

May: (Eating Rib Sandwich) So good.

Laney: Boy it sure is!

Lola: Man there's enough here to last forever.

Xenia: Yeah there is!

Camie: No kidding.

Maria ate as well.

Maria: (Eating Tuna Sandwich) Yummy!

Qin: Boy this is amazing.

Lola: Yeah!

Camie: I think this is an awesome planet.

Nico: Let's pack some

Qin: Good idea!

Lola: Yeah!

We went and did so and got LOTS OF SANDWICHES for everyone and for our feast.

Xenia: Awesome.

Nico: Cool.

Maria: How many is that?

Nico: 560 million.

Me: More than enough.

Qin: Yep.

Lincoln: Okay, guys, we got a very huge emergency. I just got word from Dad and it appears Trina Riffins has escaped and is now on the warpath to kill us with her INCREDIBLY explosive temper!

We gasped.

Nico: Trina's escaped again!? That bitch, doesn't she know when to give up?!

Me: She doesn't, and the humiliations we've dealt unto her combined with her incredibly explosive temper have driven her completely over the edge, and now, she's really really really out for blood!

Qin: Oh boy.

Lola: We've got to put a stop to her, and this time, we're throwing her in the Super-Maximum Solitary Confinement Wing in Dad's restaurant. Lincoln built it after the breakouts of Icky Vicky and Mandy, so it looks like Trina's going to be the next one thrown inside the Super-Maximum Solitary Confinement Wing.

Lincoln: You got that right. (Senses for Trina Riffins) AHA! Gotcha! Trina is 20 yards from our location and she's already barreling towards us and she is already at Nth-Degree Fucked Up and her incredibly explosive anger is already completely out of control. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Oh, you have got to be kidding me! FLIP!

Me: He sent more of his thugs at us again?!

Lincoln: Yep. Anna, when we get back, give that fat mutant Hell!

Lincoln concentrated on Flip's army of armed musclebound thugs, and then, waves of red energy came right out of them and they screamed in agonizing pain, and the waves of red energy flowed into Lincoln and he was getting stronger and stronger and stronger still, and as soon as Lincoln was done, the thugs were all drained of all their energy and were all left as dried up corpses drained of their life forces, muscle mass, virility, and strength, and he sent them to The Black Gates. Then, we set our sights on Trina Riffins.

Me: This is gonna be good.

Xenia: As long as we get to kick some butt.

Lola: I can't wait to kick that pink haired bitches butt!

Nico: Wait. I don't hear her anymore.

Me: Hmm.

?: (ENRAGED NTH-DEGREE FUCKED-UP EXPLOSIVE SCREAM) I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM, FOR HUMILIATING ME AND RUINING MY LIFE!

Nico: Oh there she is.

Me: Yeah, fuck you too, you explosive-tempered bitch!

We saw our target, Trina Riffins, and she was absolutely out of her mind, she had devil horns on her head, her eyes were red with insane rage, her face was red and her mouth was foaming, and she had claws on her hands.

Me: HOLY SHIT!

Eli: Uh oh!

Nico: She doesn't even look human anymore, she now looks like an out-of-control rabid animal with a nasty case of rabies!

She threw a bomb at us, but Lincoln saved us by putting up a massive and powerful diamond barrier, and the bomb hit the barrier and exploded, but it stood strong, and that just made Trina even angrier than ever and she was hitting the barrier with her fists, but that didn't work, but it did make her fists bloody, and she tried to bite the barrier with her teeth, but even with her braces, it didn't work: SHE WAS ABSOLUTELY OUT OF HER MIND AS SHE CONTINUED ATTACKING THE BARRIER AND TRYING TO KILL US!

Lola: She's even worse than I was because of Dark Lola, but while I was freed from her, Trina's just born pure evil and she's nothing more than a Spawn of Satan, and like all Spawn of Satan, she must face judgement for her sins!

Lincoln: And she's committed a ton of them that would make her worthy of eternal damnation!

Lincoln fired a diamond ball at Trina Riffins which hit her in the face and sent her flying into a tree and Lincoln deactivated the barrier and we stood ready to fight Trina Riffins, who got back up, but now she was even more out of control and completely bat-shit rage crazy insane!

Trina Riffins: I DON'T GIVE A FLYING DAMN OF HOW POWERFUL YOU ALL ARE, I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU ALL AND TURN GOTHAM ROYAL YORK INTO A GRAVEYARD! NO ONE DEFIES ME AND RUINS MY LIFE AND LIVES!

Lola: Ah, shaddup!

Me: Shut your fucking mouth you flat-chested pink-haired spawn of Satan!

Lola fired a powerful fire blast which hit Trina Riffins and singed her eyebrows off, and that made Trina even madder than ever.

Lincoln: Nice shot, Lola.

Lola: Thanks.

Lola then teleported and punched her all over her face and bashed her senselessly!

I then grabbed Trina.

Me: I'm going to tear your fucking ass to pieces!

I then started by punching her in her face and then I gouged her eyes out and ripped them RIGHT OUT OF HER FACE!

SHE SCREAMED IN AGONY!

Nico: Nice!

I kicked her in the face and punched her into a tree!

Lola the grabbed Trina..

Lola: Not fun without any eyes is it!

POW! BLAM!

She punched her square in the face and jaw.

Me: Nico I don't know about you but I've had enough of this bitch to last an eternity!

Lola: DARN TOOTIN!

Lola then pulled out a minigun and Laney braced her up against a tree with vines and then Lola fired NUMEROUS ROUNDS OF BULLETS INTO TRINA AT A FEROCIOUS LEVEL!

Me and Maria fired Machine Guns and Grenade Launchers at her and blasted her all over! Then we stopped and she fell to the ground a massively bloody and bleeding mess! Then a MASSIVE FLOOD OF GOLD BARS, RUBYS, JEWELS AND MORE EXPLODED OUT OF HER!

Me: Right! I forgot about the curse.

Nico threw a pie at her and it hit her and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

Numerous sapphires blasted out of her.

Camie: Take that!

POW BLAM! BIFF! KROW! BAM! WHAM! BAM!

Laney and Lana punched Trina all over the place with incredible fury!

Blood dripped from her mouth and Nico licked her.

Nico: YUCK! Your blood tastes like rotten haggis and bat guano.

Qin: YUCK!

Xenia: That's disgusting.

Nico: Time for an overdue spanking!

Nico put her on his knee and then he spanked her!

WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP!

Maria: BIG BAD TRINA'S GETTING A SPANKING!

WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!

Xenia: (LAUGHS) YEAH!

Eli: I'm going to slap some sense into you!

ELI SLAPPED HER ALL OVER HER FACE LIKE HOW GOKU DID AGAINST FRIEZA!

WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP!

King Kai: OH YEAH! OKAY GIVE IT TO HER ELI! OH YEAH! MAKE HER REALLY FEEL IT! YES YES YES!

Nico and Eli then punched her and bashed her into a tree!

Nico poured hot sauce down her throat.

STEAMHORN WHISTLE!

FIRE THEN EXPLODED OUT OF HER MOUTH LIKE A MASSIVE JET OF FLAMES!

SHE RAN AROUND LIKE A CHICKEN WITH HER HEAD CUT OFF!

Qin: Nice!

Laney: (LAUGHS) YEAH!

Xenia: YEAH!

Trina then stopped and then turned to Nico and she was really MAD AT HIM!

Trina: YOU MAKE ME FUCKING SICK CHAN! I'M GOING TO KILL YOUR PRECIOUS MOTHERFUCKING WIFE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU AND EAT HER HEART AND THEN BANISH HER TO THE WARP

Nico: You can't even send people to the Warp. We can!

Me: YEAH YOU PUTRID FUCKING LOSER!

Trina then went at me and I went at her and then I punched her square in the chest and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

A massive and powerful explosive shockwave blasted out and she was sent flying and crashed into a tree and then we saw that the punch blasted her chest open and there was a huge hole in it and exposed her black heart to the open!

Nico: WHOA! You learned the Death Punch J.D.!?

Me: Wasn't that hard to figure out. Rigby learned it really fast.

Xenia: Nice!

Nico: Be happy we don't plan on ending you now!

Trina then belched out a huge amount of blood and she was REALLY BLEEDING PROFUSELY!

Xenia: Whoa! That really damaged her!

Nico: Yeah it sure did!

Suddenly, Lola's blue eyes turned neon blue, and she was surrounded by a rainbow energy aura with stars, orange flames, rainbow flames, dragons, and phoenixes, she unholstered her massive Gabja's Rage Inferno Firestorm Draconic Phoenix Greatsword of Divine Inferno Justice and Fiery Love from her back, and as she approached Trina Riffins, she left rainbow energy, stars, orange flames, rainbow flames, dragons, and phoenixes with every step.

Lola: We've absolutely had it up to hear with you and your explosive temper, Trina, no matter how many times we've humiliated you, and in many cases, beaten you down and put a muzzle on your mouth, you just don't even know when to quit. You're just a rage-crazy, explosive-tempered, violent, psychopathic, homicidal, monstrous Spawn of Satan with a heart as black as the night itself. Now, it's high-time we take you down once more.

Suddenly, Lola was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow energy with stars, orange flames, and rainbow flames surrounding the vortex, and the force of the vortex blew Trina Riffins away and she hit a wall, there are dragons and phoenixes flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a pink phoenix with red eyes glaring at Trina Riffins: the red eyes of death.

Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln Loud's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, The Unity Crystals fired a beam of light into Lola's massive Gabja's Rage Inferno Firestorm Draconic Phoenix Greatsword of Divine Inferno Justice and Fiery Love, and then, it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of rainbow energy with stars, orange flames, and rainbow flames surrounding the vortex, and the force of the vortex blew Trina Riffins away and she hit a wall, there are dragons and phoenixes flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a pink phoenix with red eyes glaring at Trina Riffins: the red eyes of death is a MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF LOLA AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!

Nico: HOLY GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!

Eli: WHOA!

Me: THIS IS IT!

Lincoln: IT'LL START RAINING BLOOD SOON, BRACE YOURSELVES! YOUR TIME'S FINALLY UP, TRINA!

THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO LOLA! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, LOLA EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!

THE LOUD HOUSE INSTRUMENTAL INTRO PLAYS

Lola grew from 7'4" to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large pink orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has pink highlights in the bangs of her now long flowing blonde hair reaching the bottom of her neck and she still has on her tiara, she has neon blue eyes and a rainbow energy aura with stars, orange flames, rainbow flames, dragons, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has a rainbow phoenix and rainbow dragon holding the Fire Kanji in its claws emblazoned on her forehead and a Third Eye with rainbow iris, she has on phoenix earrings with pink gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she has on her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with pink gems on the gold flame links and pink crystal links and a pink phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony and below the Element of Harmony is a phoenix with pink gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant, she has on a sleeveless pink shirt with orange phoenix on it along with her sash, pink skirt, pink pants with rainbow flames on the legs of the pants, white knee-high combat boots with phoenix buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, orange flames, rainbow flames, dragons, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix and dragon with flames and rainbow flames surrounding it. Suddenly, Lola felt a sharp pain on her back and then, her massive blond angel wings with pink tips on the large blond feathers grew much bigger for her new body and her eleven massive and long blonde wolf tails have pink tips and pink markings, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with large pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Orange Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has on pink fingerless gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on the back and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Lola's massive Gabja's Rage Inferno Firestorm Draconic Phoenix Greatsword of Divine Inferno Justice and Fiery Love and all the swords she'd gotten began merging together and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow energy, stars, orange flames, rainbow flames, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Lola Loud's Almighty Gabja Rage Inferno Firestorm Draconic Phoenix Greatsword of Divine Inferno Justice and Fiery Love, it's a brand-new large greatsword with embedded pink gems and the Goddess of Fire, Gabja, etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged pink blade, large dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large pink gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large phoenix heads with pink gems for eyes and large dragon head with pink gems for eyes and a large pink gem in its mouth on the bottom of the phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with large pink gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left Bracer, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with large gold phoenix head with pink gems for eyes and a large pink gem in its beak for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a pink kanji below the dragon and phoenix that said, "Lola Loud, Fourth Youngest of The Loud Family, Loving Sister of Her Many Siblings and Loving Twin Sister of Lana Loud, Loving Youngest Daughter of Rita and Lynn Sr., Loving Girlfriend of Winston, Sassy Fiery Pageant Queen of Gotham Royal York, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers,, Descendant of 17th Century Lola of Loch Loud in Scotland, Archenemy of Garfield Lynns Also Known as Firefly, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin and Ice Sword: Yukianesa, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary and Champion of Gabja, Defender of The Loud House and The Loud Family, and Master of Flames and Phoenixes"

ローラ・ラウド、ラウド家の4番目の末っ子、多くの兄弟の愛する妹、ラナ・ラウドの愛する双子の妹、リタとリン・シニアの愛する末娘、ウィンストンの愛するガールフレンド、生意気な燃えるようなページェント・ゴッサム・ロイヤル・ヨークの女王、勇敢な戦士コスモス、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、救世主、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、信頼の女神、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、ラウドハウスの救世主、ミシガン州、真の不滅の英雄、破壊者にして悪を滅ぼす者、錯乱した殺人者、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、スコットランドのラウド湖の17世紀のローラの子孫、ガーフィールド・リンズの宿敵としても知られるファイアフライ、モラグ・マクラフリンの破壊者、アイス・ソード役:ユキアネサ、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの創設者、ガブジャの使者兼チャンピオン、ラウド・ハウスとラウド・ファミリーの擁護者、そして炎とフェニックスのマスター

Suddenly, Lola's immense blue protective aura transformed into an immense protective rainbow aura with elements swirling around it, she'd transformed into her ultimate transformation.

Lola Loud has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DRAGON-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE GABJA FIRE PAGEANT QUEEN INFERNO STORM DRACONIC PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE GABJA FIRE PAGEANT QUEEN INFERNO STORM DRACONIC PHOENIX ANGEL RAGE AND DIVINE GABJA FIRE PAGEANT QUEEN INFERNO STORM DRACONIC PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!

We were really amazed by Lola's Super Angel-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Trina Riffins saw it, she went absolutely fucked-up insane and tried to stab Lola with a knife she stole from Lynn's Table, but Lola fired a massive barrage of rainbow energy, stars, orange flames, rainbow flames, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, and they hit Trina Riffins and knocked the knife out of her hand which was then sent back to Lynn's Table, Trina got back up, but now, she was even angrier than ever!

Lola: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Celestial Eternal Draconic Rage Phoenix Firestorm Pageant Angel and Divine Harmonious United Friendship Celestial Eternal Draconic Rage Phoenix Firestorm Pageant Angel Love) Sheesh, looks like I've made that rage monster even angrier than ever!

Lincoln: You sure have, Lola. Now, then, I believe it's Pepperdance's turn to make that rage monster even angrier than ever.

Pepperdance: That's right, Linky.

Me: Oh no, now things are literally going to heat up even more!

Nico: You're screwed now!

Me: Big time!

Nico: With Pepperdance transforming as well, Trina's never going to live to see tomorrow!

Suddenly, Pepperdance's green eyes turned neon green and she was surrounded by a chili pepper red energy aura with stars, superhot flames, fires, chili peppers, magic, and Alicorns, she unholstered her massive Pepperdance's Alicorn Eternal Magical Firestorm Nuclear Spicy Pepper Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Cajun Pepper Love and Cajun Pepper Harmony from her back, and as she approached Trina Riffins, she left chili pepper red energy, stars, superhot flames, fires, chili peppers, magic, and Alicorns with every step.

Pepperdance: There's absolutely no words that can describe how much I hate you so much, Trina, and Lola was right about every single word she said about. Now, it's high time we take you down and throw you into a cage where you rightfully belong, you rage-crazy animal!

Suddenly, Pepperdance was surrounded by a massive vortex of chili pepper red energy with stars, superhot flames, fires, chili peppers, and magic surrounding the vortex, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix with red eyes glaring at Trina Riffins: the red eyes of death.

Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln Loud's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, they fired a beam of light into Pepperdance's massive Pepperdance's Alicorn Eternal Magical Firestorm Nuclear Spicy Pepper Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Cajun Pepper Love and Cajun Pepper Harmony, and then, it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of chili pepper red energy with stars, superhot flames, fires, chili peppers, and magic surrounding the vortex, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix with red eyes glaring at Trina Riffins: the red eyes of death is a MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HER AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!

THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO PEPPERDANCE! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, PEPPERDANCE EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!

(CAJUN DANCE MUSIC PLAYS)

Pepperdance grew to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven chili pepper red orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her long flowing chili pepper red hair with light red streaks, she has neon green eyes and a chili pepper red energy aura with stars, superhot flames, fires, chili peppers, magic, and Alicorns surrounding her, she has an Alicorn with a star and chili pepper emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with forest green iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with red gems for eyes and the Love, Fire Pepper, and Eternity Kanjis in its horns, she also has an Alicorn with red gems for eyes and the Love, Fire, Pepper, and Eternity Kanjis in its horn for the second pendant on the bottom of her Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with chili pepper red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and chili pepper red gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love, Pepperdance has on a short-sleeve red shirt with chili peppers on it, grey pants, red sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, superhot flames, fires, chili peppers, and magic on the coattails, and on the back is an Alicorn surrounded by stars and on top of its horn is a chili pepper. Suddenly, Pepperdance felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive chili pepper red angel wings with light red tips on the chili pepper feathers and long chili pepper red tail with light red streaks grew much bigger for her new body and she now has a light red horn on her head. Pepperdance has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large chili pepper red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has her cutie mark on her right shoulder and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Pepperdance's massive Pepperdance's Alicorn Eternal Magical Firestorm Nuclear Spicy Pepper Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Cajun Pepper Love and Cajun Pepper Harmony and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of chili pepper red energy, stars, superhot flames, fires, chili peppers, magic, and Alicorns, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Pepperdance's Cajun Alicorn Eternal Magical Firestorm Nuclear Spicy Pepper Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Cajun Fire Pepper Love and Cajun Fire Pepper Harmony, it's a brand-new large greatsword with embedded chili pepper red gems and her cutie mark and stars etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold alicorn heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with large chili pepper red gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold alicorn heads with chili pepper red gems for eyes and large unicorn head with chili pepper red gems for eyes and large chili pepper red gem in its mouth on the bottom of the Alicorn heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with chili pepper red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle with chili pepper red gems for the eyes and a large chili pepper red gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip, Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip, and chili pepper red Crystal Saber holstered on her left hip. There's a chili pepper red kanji below the alicorn that said, "Pepperdance, Alicorn Princess of Hot Peppers, Awesome Hot Sauce and Spice Producer, Great Friend of Cayenne, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Archenemy of The Cajun Fox, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of The Doomsday Twenty-Three and Queen Opaline, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, and Master of Fire, Chili Peppers, Hot Sauces, Spices, Magic, and Alicorns"

ペッパーダンス、唐辛子のアリコーンプリンセス、素晴らしいホットソースとスパイスの生産者、カイエンの偉大な友人、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、ケイジャン・フォックスの大敵、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、マルチバース、そしてその先、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者であり殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な生徒驚くべき強力な教師、終末二十三の破壊者と女王オパーリン、エクエストリア、ポニービル、カンタロットの擁護者、友情の食卓の騎士団のメンバー、そして火、唐辛子、ホットソース、スパイス、魔法、そして魔法の達人アリコーン

Suddenly, Pepperdance's immense blue protective aura transformed into an immense protective rainbow aura with elements swirling around it, she'd transformed into her ultimate transformation.

Pepperdance has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-SPICY CHILI PEPPER ALICORN PRINCESS-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC SPICY CHILI PEPPER NUCLEAR SPICY PEPPER LOVE CHILI PEPPER ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC SPICY CHILI PEPPER NUCLEAR SPICY PEPPER LOVE CHILI PEPPER ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC SPICY CHILI PEPPER NUCLEAR SPICY PEPPER LOVE CHILI PEPPER ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Pepperdance's Super Angel-Spicy Chili Pepper Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Trina Riffins saw it, she wound up getting a heart attack, it didn't kill her, but it only made her EVEN MORE ANGRIER, and she tried to stab Pepperdance with a knife again, but Pepperdance fired a massive barrage of chili pepper red energy, stars, superhot flames, fires, chili peppers, magic, and Alicorns at Trina Riffins, and they exploded as they hit her, she got back up and this made her EVEN MORE ANGRIER!

Nico: (TRULY AMAZED) Whoa...!

Me: (TRULY AMAZED) Incredible...!

Lincoln: (TRULY AMAZED BEYOND IMAGINATION) That's so awesome! Pepperdance's transformed into her Super Angel-Spicy Chili Pepper Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and what you tried to do to her, I hope you're ready to have your braces smashed out of your mouth!

Pepperdance: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The United Friendship Divine Cosmic Starstorm Nuclear Spicy Chili Pepper Alicorn Princess Angel and Divine United Friendship Divine Cosmic Starstorm Nuclear Spicy Chili Pepper Alicorn Princess Angel Love) For sure. Let's get her, Linky.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Pepperdance and Lola, and so did we as we also unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You made a huge mistake breaking out again, Trina, now you've just made your punishment infinite-times more painful than ever, you psycho!

Lincoln, Pepperdance, and Lola went after Trina Riffins who's now gone Nth Degree Fucked-Up Super Crazy, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, chili pepper red energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Golems, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Elemental Phoenixes, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Trina Riffins and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.

Then, they attacked her with their massive greatswords leaving scars on her and Lincoln left many more with his gold armored claws and firing energy slashes from his gold armored claws and he, Pepperdance, and Lola attacked her with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies came exploding out of her because of Lincoln's curse, and this was really really really driving Trina Riffins mad and she was becoming EVEN MORE ANGRIER BY THE SECOND! THEN, SHE LITERALLY TURNED INTO AN OUT-OF-CONTROL RABID DOG AND SHE WAS FOAMING AT THE MOUTH EVEN MORE!

Trina Riffins: (NTH-DEGREE FUCKED-UP SUPER MEGA ENRAGED SCREAM) I'LL KILL YOU ALL! NO ONE DEFIES ME AND LIVES!

Nico: Have some hot sauce!

Nico poured a huge jug of my hottest hot sauce ever down her throat: THE EL FUEGO DIABLO SUPERNOVA 500,000,000,000,000,000 DEATH SAUCE!

Trina then had MASSIVE JETS OF FIRE EXPLODE OUT OF EVERY ORIFICE IN HER BODY AS SHE SCREAMED IN EXCRUCIATING AGONY!

Nico: Hot enough for ya?

Lola: Because it's only going to get hotter!

Trina Riffins ran at Lincoln, Lola, and Pepperdance now super mega enraged and now completely out of her mind, but Lincoln kicked her hard in the stomach and sent her flying up into the air, and he'd held out his left hand.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) CHILI PEPPER MEGA BARRAGE!

Lincoln fired a more powerful version of the Chili Pepper Barrage, and the peppers hit Trina Riffins, and some of them went into her mouth, and then!

KABOOM!

The peppers exploded in her mouth, and she screamed, shrieked, and screeched as her mouth was literally on fire, and that allowed Lincoln, Lola, and Pepperdance to throw three massive rainbow fire balls at Trina Riffins which exploded and not only did tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies explode out of Trina Riffins, but she was sent flying back to Lynn's Table, put into a rainbow energy straitjacket, and put into a cage made of solid titanium lined with neutronium and rainbow energy and she was sent to The Super-Maximum Solitary Confinement Wing at Lynn's Table in a separate cell and she went bat-shit crazy as she screamed in extreme rage and anger. We all cheered as Lincoln, Lola, and Pepperdance holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Pepperdance's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, longer chili pepper red tail, longer light red horn, and massive chili pepper red angel wings are permanent, and Lola's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long blonde wolf tails, and massive blonde angel wings are permanent.

Lola: That'll teach you never to come after us again, you rage-crazy, psychopathic filthy animal!

Suddenly, Pepperdance felt wobbly and she was about to faint, but Lincoln caught her in his massive and powerful muscular arms.

Lincoln: You okay, Pepperdance?

Pepperdance: I'm a little dizzy from that, but I'm okay.

Me: Now, you know how we felt. But, that was so awesome, you guys really gave that bitch the violent beating of her life.

Nico: You got that right! All of us sure did and Lincoln, Lola, Pepperdance, you guys really unleashed some untold wild violence on Trina, and Lincoln, you used a more powerful version of my Chili Pepper Barrage, that was really wild.

Lincoln: Trina was asking for it big time.

Lola: He never forgot what Trina did in kidnapping Lucky Lily Fruitshine, Phoenix Allura, Jenna Li, and Mana Oyama and she tried to shoot them with a machine gun.

Me: And we used machine guns on Trina.

Pepperdance: There was definitely no forgiveness for Trina that day nor for any of her crimes, she deserves every bit of pain and suffering.

Suddenly, Pepperdance wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Pepperdance's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms, and then, placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and Alicorn flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and flames raging behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Pepperdance sucked in and absorbed the fires and elements and they came back to us as the display vanished.

Me: And with that new Maximum Security Solitary Confinement Wing added at Lynn's Table, Trina, Icky Vicky, and our other resident jerks won't be causing any trouble for us ever.

Lincoln: Nope, and the only time they'll be coming out is when it's time for our humiliation sessions.

Nico: You got that right, Lincoln.

Xenia: Thank goodness.

Camie: Yeah.

Me: Boy that had to be the most Cajun Spice filled battle ever.

Lola: Yep.

Nico: Now for other business.

Eli: And Nico you are going to love this one. Because the Anothers are Another Borscht, Udon, Curry, Tomato, Chicken Noodle, Clam Chowder, Chicken Tortilla, Wonton, Egg Drop, Butternut Squash, Nacho Cheese, Minestrone, Chili, Italian Wedding, Seafood, Pea, Corn, Cabbage, Garlic, Muggshot and KGBeast.

All of us: HUH?

KGBeast: The Anothers minus Muggshot and myself are all part of a team called The Soup Squad. They are living bowls of those kinds of soups.

Me: Whoa!

Xenia: That's interesting.

Lola: Very interesting.

Nico: Boy those are all soups from all over the world.

Lola: Yeah.

Nico: I'm drinking them!

Me: I knew you were going to say that!

Eli: And the Anothers minus KGBeast are all one person.

Qin: Awesome!

Me: Nice!

Maria: Who do we call in for this?

Me: Amira Farooqi and her own MetalSeadramon.

Nico: NICE!

Lola: All those soups are going to be her Archenemy? Whoa!

KGBeast: That is awesome there.

Me: And Nico just to help refresh your memory that's Pakistan's Digidestined.

Nico: I know.

Me: Oh. Okay just wanted to be sure.

Nico: Let's call her.

I did so and then Amira and MetalSeadramon came.

Amira Farooqi: We got your call guys.

MetalSeadramon: Wow! Look at all this. A Sandwich planet.

Amira Farooqi: Boy this is an amazing planet.

Me: Yep it sure is.

Nico: Yep.

Nico: So you're the second MetalSeadramon.

MetalSeadramon: I sure am. Noah has a MetalSeadramon as his archenemy in the M.O.E. I'm Amira's partner Digimon.

Me: Boy that is awesome.

Lola: It sure is.

Amira Farooqi: Boy you guys have been really busy here. What happened?

Me: Well aside from eating sandwiches, Trina was here and Lola and Pepperdance and many of us tore her apart and sent her back to Lynn's Table.

Amira Farooqi: Whoa! You guys have done a good job.

Lincoln: We sure have.

MetalSeadramon: Yeah that is for sure.

Nico: Your partner was turned into an Another version of him.

Amira Farooqi: Wow! Yeah I heard all about that. That was crazy.

MetalSeadramon: Boy it sure was. I'm just glad that she's back to normal.

Xenia: We are too.

Maria: I'm going to give the M.O.E. Cannon a rest for this.

Qin: Okay then.

Me: And here they come!

We saw the Anothers! We saw Another Borscht, Udon, Curry, Tomato, Chicken Noodle, Clam Chowder, Chicken Tortilla, Wonton, Egg Drop, Butternut Squash, Nacho Cheese, Minestrone, Chili, Italian Wedding, Seafood, Pea, Corn, Cabbage, Garlic and Muggshot!

Me: WHOA!

Laney: They are walking bowls of soup!

Amira Farooqi: So my archenemies are 19 living bowls of soup from all over the world. That is cool!

KGBeast: It sure is. The Soup Squad was formed to get revenge on all the people that ate soup.

Me: Many of us do.

Xenia: Yeah.

Another Borscht: (In a girls voice) That is crazy huh?

Me: (GASP) That voice!

They merged and she reverted back and it was a girl with blue hair with purple and green highlights and she had blue eyes and blue and purple clothes and she had Blue Angel Wings and had a tiara that had the symbol of the Aurora Dopant on it and she had the same symbol on her skirt and she had a sword of solar fire.

Me: (GASP) Allie Aurora!

Allie Aurora: Awesome to see you again J.D.

Me: Same here. Allie is the Embodiment of the Aurora Dopant. And she has all the powers of the Aurora Borealis and the Aurora Australis and she has all the powers of ice and the sun.

Nico: WHOA!

Philip: Boy that is awesome!

Shotaro: It sure is!

Allie Aurora: Yeah no kidding. I heard all about what happened during Nuju's big day mission in Japan. That was so epic.

Me: Boy it sure was.

Lola: That was a fun one.

Nico: Sorry we have to do this.

Allie Aurora: No worries.

Me: By the way is the Another KGBeast friendly or hostile?

Allie Aurora: Friendly and you might like this one.

Me: Awesome.

Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.

Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.

(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)

The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.

Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep

Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Spring abundant holoél

She glowed and was separated from the Anothers!

Nico: Awesome!

Adagio Dazzle: Lets dance.

Adagio and Amira fired energy blasts and blasted the Anothers. I caught Muggshot's ridebook.

Nico: Time to guzzle down soup!

Nico ran and guzzled down all 19 Soups from the Anothers.

Nico: AAHHH!

But then…

LOUD BELCH!

Nico belched really big. He burped out all the Wonder Ride Books. Then Nico fell right to sleep.

Nico woke up 10 minutes later.

Me: Have a nice food coma nap?

Nico: I didn't realize I fell asleep. But that was good soup.

Me: You licked all 19 of those dishes clean.

May: Boy you sure did.

Allie Aurora: Boy Nico has one awesome and amazing appetite.

Me: You haven't seen anything yet Allie. He practically eats all the food in Lynn's Table down to the last piece of Lynn-sagna.

Xenia: It's true. He has a huge appetite.

Rita: You wouldn't believe how much of Lynn's food he eats.

Me: But then again Saiyan's have huge appetites.

Allie Aurora: Boy I can see that.

Nico: I am not getting left out this time!

Me: You still always have that contingency plan of yours just in case.

Nico: True.

Me: Yep. Now for Another KGBeast.

Onewa: This will be good.

Nico: She should be on her way now.

Me: Right now actually!

We saw ANOTHER KGBEAST!

Me: Whoa!

Qin: Awesome!

Another KGBeast: (In a girls voice) (Russian Accent) The fun is about to start everyone.

Me: (GASP) That voice!

She reverted back and was a girl with purple hair and had purple eyes and had a beet in the middle of her forehead and she had purple angel wings and had purple clothes and she had a Stirring Spoon Magisword in her hands.

Me: (GASP!) Mila Vinogradova!

Nico: Whoa!

Mila Vinogradova: Good to see you again Comrade J.D.

Me: Same to you. Mila is from Moscow and she is know as one of the best Borscht makers in all of Russia. It's how they gave her the title Королева фиолетовой свеклы. That means The Queen of The Purple Beets.

Nico: Cool!

KGBeast: A pleasure to meet a fellow countrygirl from Russia.

Mila Vinogradova: Same here Comrade Anatoli.

Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!

Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.

Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!

Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.

Mlla Vinogradova: Just to make my borscht the best in the world.

Me: Your borscht already is the best there is. It's so tasty.

Xenia: Wow.

Mila Vinogradova: It sure is.

Me: Sorry we have to fight light this though.

Mila Vinogradova: No worries.

She turned into ANOTHER KGBEAST!

Kaito and Zocks: Zenkaiju Gear!

They donned their Zenkaiju armor!

Nico: Feel the power of Brawn! (ACTIVATES KGBEAST AND MUGGSHOT'S RIDEWATCHES)

He bulked up and fired waves of energy and smashed her down.

May: Time for some heat! (ACTIVATES SONOZA AND GAMMA METROID'S RIDEWATCHES)

She fired waves of fire and lightning and smashed her down.

Maria: Time for some lightning power! (ACTIVATES ASTRAL DROP WILL AND SPIKE'S RIDEWATCHES)

She fired waves of energy and lightning and smashed her down.

Adagio: Lets sing.

Another KGBeast: Here we go.

She called out more of Flip's thugs and then Adagio sang her song and then the thugs all KILLED EACH OTHER in a brutal and horrible bloodbath and then we absorbed all their Negative Energy.

Me: Yeah!

Allie Aurora: WHOA! That was amazing!

Me: Yep.

Adagio Dazzle: Now for some brawn of my own. (ACTIVATES MUGGSHOT'S RIDEWATCH)

She buffed up and then smashed down Another KGBeast!

Me: Oh yeah! Nice one!

Then Touch & Go, Evil Search Man, Blackbriar Thorn, Starman EXE, Werewolf By Night and Hanayaida came.

Nico: Nice team Touch & Go!

Mr. Touch: Thanks Nico.

Me: Boy this awesome.

?: Boy I'll say!

Then we saw a Glimmora appear.

Me: Cool a Glimmora.

Xenia: Awesome.

Glimmora: (In a girls voice) This is gonna be fun.

Nicole: (GASP) Roxanne Amethyst! Whoa!

She reverted back and was a girl with purple hair, purple eyes, and blue clothes and had an Amethyst Jewel imbedded in the middle of her forehead and had purple crystal angel wings.

Roxanne Amethyst: Awesome to see you again Nicole. And you too Nico.

Nico: Same here.

Roxanne Amethyst: I got this.

She fired an energy blast and knocked down Mila and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it and I brought her over.

Me: Awesome!

Nico: Nicole how do you know Roxanne?

Nicole: She's one of my colleagues in geology and she knows a lot about rocks and minerals and can even make crystals of her own with her powers.

Nico: Awesome!

Adagio: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Roxanne Amethyst: When me and Nico found an awesome pocket of blue diamond crystal in a mine my family has. Made us filthy rich.

Me: Blue Diamond is the most valuable gemstone in the world and valued at over $100,000.00 per carat.

Qin: Wow! That's awesome.

Roxanne Amethyst: Yep. It was all valued at over $600,000,000,000.00.

We were amazed.

Lola: Wow!

Nico: That was fun.

Nico and Roxanne hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

Roxanne Amethyst: Same here.

We later went back home.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, Irma, Pohatu, Wendy Marvell, Eclair, Princess Celestia, and Princess Luna are heading to Destiny Islands, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the four girls, but we got word that our old enemy, Verminious Snaptrap, has broken out of prison, and he's out for revenge on us. But, we're going to take him down again and condemn him to being humiliation fodder in The Uranus Prison's Maximum Security Solitary Confinement Wing for Life.

Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Destiny Islands, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the four girls, but we got word that our old enemy, Verminious Snaptrap, has broken out of prison, and he's out for revenge on us.

Me: Snaptrap's broken out of prison?!

Laney: Why am I not surprised? Snaptrap always breaks out of prison to cause havoc once more in Petropolis.

Lincoln: Yeah, but, we're going to take him down again and condemn him to being humiliation fodder in The Uranus Prison's Maximum Security Solitary Confinement Wing for Life.

Pohatu: Excellent idea, Lincoln.

Princess Celestia: I agree, now let's find Snaptrap and give him the beating he deserves.

Lynn: We haven't forgotten what Snaptrap did in creating robot versions of The Mascots to frame them and get them thrown in jail. So, we're going to give him quite the beating he'll never forget.

Suddenly, we saw a beautiful and super sexy girl with long light blue hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful light blue angel wings, and the symbol of Atlantis on her forehead, she's dressed in a light blue sleeveless crop top, necklace with pearls and blue Wayfinder for the pendant, light blue skirt, black shorts, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with light, Keyblades, water, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Destiny Islands in her right hand is the Destiny's Embrace Keyblade, and with her are the four girls.

Lincoln: (GASPS) Diana Destiny, Keyblade Knight of Destiny Islands.

Diana Destiny: That's right, and I got the girls away from that dirty rat, Snaptrap.

Kairi: And I can guess you fired blasts of water at him and got him soaking wet, right, Diana?

Diana Destiny: You know it.

?: TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM, YOU WILL PAY FOR RUINING MY PLANS TO TAKE OVER PETROPOLIS AND TAKING MY CREW AWAY FROM ME!

We saw our old enemy, Verminious Snaptrap, and boy, was he mad, and he was soaking wet!

Sylvester: You brought all that on yourself, you dirty rat! Now, you're going to pay for what you did!

Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.

Lincoln: Let's unleash all kinds of Hell upon Snaptrap, gang! Let's get him!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Demonic Bloodstained Stellar Eternal Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel of Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Justice and Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Compassion and he unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demon Knight Sparda Demonic Fang Demon Hound Greatsword of Demon Hound Darkness Justice from his back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Pohatu and his team, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Snaptrap, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, we proceeded to unleash all kinds of hilarious gags on him: Lincoln, Nico, and I fired blasts of lightning that electrocuted Snaptrap and showed his skeleton, he and Lynn dripped lava down his pants and he got a nasty case of butt burn, he and Luna played their guitars so loud, they made his eardrums pop out of his head, he and Luan fired fairies who proceeded to blast him with light from their wands and he got burned bad, and his other siblings really unleashed Hell by giving him a double super mega wedgie, turning him into a human pretzel, shredding his clothes, throwing mud in his eyes, pouring acid on his skin, throwing dirty diapers at him, etc.

When we were done, Snaptrap looked like he got caught in a tornado outbreak, and then, Lincoln put him in a rainbow energy straitjacket and sent him back to The Uranus Prison and condemned him to be humiliation fodder in The Uranus Prison's Maximum Security Solitary Confinement Wing for Life. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.

Lincoln: You're in for a lifetime of humiliation, Snaptrap, and it's much worse than spending an eternity in Hell. (To Diana Destiny) And it's so good to see you again, Diana Destiny.

Diana Destiny: You too, Linky, and it's so good to see you again, Sora, Riku, and Kairi.

Sora: You too, Diana.

Lincoln went up to Diana Destiny and they hugged her, and Diana Destiny is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Diana Destiny: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know this sexy hot mama?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D, this is Diana Destiny, Keyblade Knight of Destiny Islands, she's my Guardian Angel from Destiny and the younger sister of Dana Destiny, Sailor Soldier of Destiny Islands, she's a Keyblader and she harbors a very very nasty hatred for Dark Riku and all the Heartless in general as well as what they did to her home before. She is also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi and all their friends on the islands including Sora's mother and is a very awesome sister to Aqua and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.

Nico: Whoa!

Max Goof: And Diana, don't get pissed off, but we now have Dark Riku in The Masters of Evil, and as much as you want to kill him, we did get rid of Maleficent and all of the Disney Villains except for Pete and a few Disney Villains who have honor.

Diana Destiny: I wish you'd told me that earlier.

Sora: Don't tell me, you clobbered Dark Riku earlier in Montana, right?

Diana Destiny: Vypra explained the whole thing, and I had to stop before it got ugly again. I hadn't forgotten what Hannah did to him yesterday.

Goofy: Gawrsh, I hope it wasn't too severe.

Kairi: Knowing Diana, her beating must've been more severe than Hannah's yesterday.

Lincoln: Dark Riku's going to be out of commission again, thanks to Diana's attack on him.

Diana Destiny: Next time, I'll need a tracker put on me in case I do something like that again.

Lincoln: It's okay, we get it though, we hated Dark Riku for what he did, and we got our blows in on him as well in the past.

Diana Destiny: Yeah, that's true.

Lincoln: And now that you're here, Diana.

Lincoln went up to and hugged Diana Destiny in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Diana Destiny: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Diana Destiny's neck with aqua blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and aqua blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Diana Destiny: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Diana Destiny.

Diana Destiny had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes and she jumped Lincoln and proceeded to kiss him on his face, lips, and massive muscled body, and he also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the four girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them immediately. The four girls are Umika Konohoshi, Yuu Akeuchi, Matataki Raimon, and Haruno Takaragi from Hoshikuzu Telepath.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Umika Konohoshi, Yuu Akeuchi, Matataki Raimon, and Haruno Takaragi from Hoshikuzu Telepath.

Nicole: Whoa, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Umika Konohoshi: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Umika Konohoshi and the other three girls saw who it was that saved them from Snaptrap, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white choker collar with gold accents and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura around him.

Umika Konohoshi: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.

Lincoln made three clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Umika Konohoshi: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Umika Konohoshi, Yuu Akeuchi, Matataki Raimon, and Haruno Takaragi with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with five Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to the World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team were shocked to find out the villain we went after was our old enemy, Verminious Snaptrap, who broke out of prison for revenge on us.

But, when Lincoln showed what we all did to Snaptrap and many of them busted out laughing and then Lincoln condemning him to being humiliation fodder in The Uranus Prison's Maximum Security Solitary Confinement Wing for Life, everyone cheered and they hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him and steam escaped his ears. Lincoln and Diana Destiny have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.

Maria: I certainly didn't expect that dirty rat, Snaptrap, to break out of prison.

Lincoln: He's nothing more than a criminal, and now, he's nothing more than humiliation fodder for us in The Uranus Prison.

Nico: He deserves it, plus, his former members from D.O.O.M. had since cut their ties with him and they want nothing to do with him anymore.

Me: You got that right, besides, Snaptrap never treated any of them with respect at all, and he was cruel and remorseless when it came to abusing them. So, they decided to cut their ties with him two years ago after we captured him.

Laney: Yep, now Snaptrap is truly alone for good, and he's now humiliation fodder for eternity.


After taking down Snaptrap and throwing his butt back in prison, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Diana Destiny saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Diana Destiny: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Diana, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Diana Destiny: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.

Diana Destiny: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.

Nico: Yep. So, Diana, what memories did you have with Lincoln?

Diana Destiny: Oh man, I was hoping you'd ask that. Well, this one time, Lincoln and I along with the rest of his Guardian Angels went to Lake Huron for an awesome day of fun in the sun and sand, but then, we caught the stench of a dumpster in the air, and we knew only person who could smell like a dumpster: Flip, and he was still out for Lincoln's blood. We had enough of that mutant cheapskate, so Lincoln fired blasts of water at Flip and gave him a bath, but that didn't save him for long as we then piled on and brutally beat his three-cheeked ass up, then, we called the cops who came and arrested that mutant after we gave our statements to the cops and we made sure to press charges on them.

Hannah Hollow: Soon enough, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, and Mr. and Mrs. Loud were really enraged that Flip tried to kill Lincoln again, and they literally wanted Flip's head on a pike. Show them the video, Diana.

Diana Destiny showed the video of Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, and Mr. and Mrs. Loud all screaming death threats on Flip, and they were seriously out for his head.

Eli: HOLY FISHPASTE!

Nico: Jeez, Flip really pissed off The Loud Family big time!

Lincoln: He sure did.

Me: He even pissed me off, he made too many numerous attempts on Lincoln's life, and I swore that if he ever did this again, I would throw his remains into a cesspool!

Luna: Yeah, it was ugly.

We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Carrie, Calista, Candela, and Maxima are heading to Wave Ocean.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Carrie, Calista, Candela, and Maxima are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Carrie, Calista, Candela, and Maxima had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.

Carrie: Wow, so this is Wave Ocean, it sure is awesome.

Lincoln: It sure is, Carrie, and it's perfect for our 4th of July date. Shall we?

Lincoln, Carrie, Calista, Candela, and Maxima dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the back they had an awesome volleyball game, and Carrie, Calista, Candela, and Maxima got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, but then, they saw hulking muscle-bound thugs hired by Flip coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he'd sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.

Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Carrie, Calista, Candela, and Maxima and they hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Carrie, Calista, Candela, and Maxima placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and we saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.

Me: (Whistles) Looks like someone really had a good time at Wave Ocean, eh, Lincoln?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!

Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Carrie, Calista, Candela, and Maxima with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Carrie, Calista, Candela, and Maxima are in your harem.

Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.

Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.

Rarity: And trying to kill Carrie, Calista, Candela, and Maxima, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.

Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and he should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!

Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.

Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!

Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!

Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.

Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!

Inuyasha: Leave that to me. (YELLS AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS AT THE JERKS) SHUT YOUR HALF-WIT PIE HOLE, YOU MORONIC MUTANT CHEAPSKATE!

Suddenly, the Beads of Subjugation on Flip's neck glowed and the amplified gravity forced Flip to faceplant on the ground, and we laughed hysterically.

Nico: Those Beads of Subjugation really are awesome!

Lincoln: And that'll be to remand that stupid mutant if he so much as gets anymore dumb ideas once again. Remind me to add more punishments to him.

Me: We'll do just that.


We were getting ready for our awesome 4th of July party.

Mascots: HAPPY 4TH OF JULY EVERYONE!

Zecora: The 4th of July is so much fun. Here is the food for everyone!

Me: Thanks Zecora.

Nico: Boy this is always fun.

Camie: It sure is.

Lola: I love a good 4th of July.

Me: Me too. We celebrate 247 years of freedom.

Lola: Wow!

We had ribs, sandwiches, potato salad, baked beans, chicken wings and more.

Sir George: This food is delicious!

Me: It sure is.

Vypra: We love a good holiday feast.

Dark Spicer: You said it.

Me: I'm looking forward to the fireworks though.

Lord Drakkon: Me too.

Xenia: Yeah.

Nightbird: Remember some of the times we celebrated this holiday?

Lord Drakkon: Boy those were so fun.

Qin: They sure were.

Me: Yep. Some of the best ever.

Lola: Yep.

?: Room for one more?

We saw an Orthworm.

Me: Cool an Orthworm.

Nico: Nice.

Orthworm: (In a girls voice) Happy Independence Day everyone.

Nico: Natalie Bradford!? Wow!

She reverted back and was a girl with blue hair, red clothes and had green eyes.

Natalie Bradford: Awesome to see you again Nico.

Nico: Same here.

Arcee: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Natalie Bradford: When me and Nico took down a bunch of jewel robbers and Nico got me this awesome jewel pendant.

Me: (Whistles) That is beautiful.

Lola: It sure is.

Natalie Bradford: Yep.

Nico and Natalie hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

Natalie Bradford: Same bere.

We had an awesome amount of food.

Me: (Eating ribs) Mmm!

Eli: (Eating Beans) Good beans.

Qin: All of it is good.

We had a lot of fun food. Horsea: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: Houndstone, Flamigo and Cetitan.

Qin: Cool!

Xenia: That will be awesome.

Camie: It sure will.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire eyes and rainbow iris of his Third Eye glowed, and he had a vision and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than our old enemies, Tavington and remnants of the Harvester Aliens, and they've come back for one thing: revenge on us. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Lincoln: Oh no.

Nico: Lincoln, what's wrong?

Lincoln: We got big trouble, Nico. I had a vision and saw who it was that we're going to confront today: the figures I saw in the vision are none other than our old enemies, Tavington and remnants of the Harvester Aliens, and they've come back for one thing: revenge on us.

We gasped.

Nico: WHAT?!

Eli: Oh no!

Me: Oh shit, I can't believe it! But, this is perfect for our Fourth of July adventure, now we can get rid of Tavington and the remnants of the Harvester Aliens and send them all straight to The Black Gates for good.

Lincoln: The fights we started with those vile individuals years ago will finally be brought to an end, and we'll be rid of them for good.

Me: These must be remnants of them that were scattered all over the universe and when we blew up their home planet 2 years ago it sent out a distress signal and told them all about us doing so and now they are coming for revenge.

Camie: Who is Tavington and who are the Harvester Aliens?

Me: Tavington was a Revolutionary War Colonel that lived back 242 years ago. And the Harvesters are aliens that want to destroy all planets in the universe and exterminate all life to harvest their resources for themselves.

Everyone that hadn't heard about it gasped.

Cami: What can you tell us about them?

Me: They are not friendly guys.

Nico: Dude, Tavington's a monster. What kind of bastard kills a kid and a town of people?!

Juran: Who did he kill?!

Me: A lot of people back over 240 years ago

I went over their histories and they were awful.


HARVESTERS

The Harvesters are the main antagonists of the Independence Day franchise, appearing in the films Independence Day and Independence Day: Resurgence. They are a space-faring genocidal race of hostile alien species that destroy planets, and take their orders from their Queens, the overarching antagonists of the franchise. When they destroyed the Sphere's race, she rescued other aliens from the Harvesters.

Their vocal sound effects were provided by Frank Welker, who also did the vocal sound effects of Max 3000 in Man's Best Friend, Red Death in How to Train Your Dragon, Rudy in Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs, Ludmilla in Bartok the Magnificent, Sabor in Tarzan, Rhino in James and the Giant Peach and Mor'du in Brave.

In an unspecified time in the past, the Harvesters presented themselves as a threat to the universe itself, due to their plague-like nature. Attacking from their own homeworld, their empire encountered a highly-advanced civilization of trans-sentient beings which they pushed to the brink of extinction.

For thousands of years, the Harvester Empire has been at war against a coalition of many alien races, who lost their planets to the Harvesters. This war remains at a stalemate as the Harvesters could not locate their enemies' planet of origin. Because of this, the Harvesters attempt to hunt down a sapient artificial intelligence known as the Sphere for its vital information on their enemies. The remnants from this civilization escaped with technology that they stored at a sanctuary world, where they have since actively prepared species with the necessary tools to combat the Harvesters. Recognizing the beings as a threat, the Harvesters are determined to discover the sanctuary world and prevent the spread of the means that can defeat them.

The first recorded interaction between humanity and the aliens was in 1947, when an Attacker crashed on the Foster Ranch outside of Roswell, New Mexico. In the crash, two aliens were killed, while a third was seriously injured. The crashed ship, the two bodies and the injured alien were brought to the new Air Force installation outside of Rachel, Nevada called Homey Airport, (better known as "Area 51"). The survivor died within a matter of weeks. Over the next 49 years, scientists at Area 51 studied the Attacker, attempted to repair it and studied the physiology of the three alien corpses. However, none of the technology of the Attacker could be accessed, either for experiments or reverse engineering, as there was no Mothership nearby and human technology were unable to duplicate the power source of the Attacker.

Vietnam War veteran Russell Casse claimed to have been abducted by the aliens in 1986, with the purpose of conducting horrific experiments upon him. However, the veracity of these claims are debatable and as such, Casse was largely dismissed for suffering Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD).

On July 2, 1996, a Mothership arrives at the Moon and begins to transmit command signals into Earth's satellite system. During this time, a number of satellites crash into the Mothership, which significantly disrupts terrestrial communications. After establishing a permanent position, the Mothership deploys three dozen city-sized City Destroyers to position themselves over major cities. The signal progressively becomes weaker after every new transmission, with the end of the signal indicating when each City Destroyer should fire upon cities.

On July 3, 1996, humanity is devastated, as the largest cities are now in ruins and hundreds of millions of people are dead. The City Destroyers move on to other major cities, with the intention being to destroy every last one within a matter of days. There are a number of attempts by humans to defend themselves against the City Destroyers, but each of these ends in utter failure, while the alien casualties are minimal, with only one reported crashed Attacker.

On July 4, 1996, the tide of war takes an abrupt turn. In the early Nevada morning, the captured Attacker from 1947 is deployed from Area 51 by the humans, with Captain Steven Hiller piloting and computer scientist David Levinson as a passenger. The Mothership summons the Attacker and docks it in the center of the ship. Levinson connects to the aliens' internal network and uploads a computer virus that disrupts the Mothership's systems and causes the shields to go down for fifteen minutes. With this slim window of opportunity, the United States Air Force manages to destroy a City Destroyer when Casse goes kamikaze into the primary weapon. This strategy is shared with other nations and the City Destroyers everywhere are destroyed. A City Destroyer that previously landed and drills into the earth's crust in the Congo issues a distress signal, calling for other civilizations to come to their aid. Soon after, Hiller and Levinson shoot a nuclear missile into the transport hub of the Mothership and escape. The Mothership then explodes, thus ending the first invasion.

In the twenty years following the first invasion, humanity has worked industriously to prepare for another global threat. The nations have unified to create a defense grid around the planet and Moon that cannibalizes the Harvester's technology from the debris of the first invasion.

A massive Harvester Mothership in the midst of a mission receives the distress beacon from the first mission. Infuriated, the Queen orders an assault on Earth. Their enemy, the Sphere, arrives shortly before they arrival of the Harvester Mothership, but is mistaken for the aliens, so it is shot down by the humans. The Harvester arrives and promptly disables Earth's defenses and situates itself over the Atlantic Ocean.

Upon detecting the presence of the Queen, the humans launch a defensive strike against the Harvester Mothership, with the intention of killing her. Predicting this move, the Queen allows the humans close to her, then has Attackers swarm the scene. A sparse number of humans infiltrate the Harvester and crash land in the ship's interior ecosystem, due to an electromagnetic pulse issued.

The Sphere is activated, which prompts lures the Queen's ship. Taking advantage of her determination, Levinson reroutes the signal from the Enemy to a space tug carrying cold fusion bombs, piloted by former President Whitmore. Through a sacrificial mission, Whitmore flies into the Queen's ship and detonates the bombs directly in front of her. The Queen, however, survives and continues her pursuit of the Enemy. Upon snagging the Enemy, the Queen is attacked and killed by ships piloted by Dylan Hiller and Jake Morrison. With the death of the Queen, the aliens go catatonic, the Harvester releases its grip on Earth and the second invasion ends.

COLONEL WILLIAM TAVINGTON

Colonel William Tavington is the main antagonist of the 2000 historical war film The Patriot. He is the subordinate of General Cornwallis & Benjamin Martin's archenemy.

He was portrayed by Jason Isaacs, who also played Colonel Mekum in Soldier, Lucius Malfoy and the Basilisk in the Harry Potter film franchise, Captain James Hook in the 2003 Peter Pan film, Zhao in Avatar: The Last Airbender, Ra's al Ghul in Batman: Under the Red Hood, Satan in Castlevania: Lords of Shadow, The Grand Inquisitor in Star Wars Rebels, Dr. Heinreich Volmer in A Cure for Wellness, Dracula in Monster Family, Gabriel Lorca in Star Trek: Discovery, SkekSo in The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance, Billy Butcher in The Boys Presents: Diabolical, and Dick Dastardly in Scoob!.

When a young man named Gabriel Martin signs up to join the Continental Army during the American Revolution in 1776, he is eventually forced to return home to his father, a French and Indian War veteran named Benjamin, and his six siblings following the Siege of Charleston. The wounded Gabriel is accompanied by many British and American soldiers who were also injured during the battle, but as Benjamin and his family take care of them, Tavington and his Dragoons appear in an attempt to arrest Gabriel. When Benjamin's son Thomas tries to free Gabriel from Tavington's men, Tavington shoots him dead. As Benjamin grieves for his son, Tavington has his house burned down and orders every wounded American soldier to be executed. Benjamin and his other two sons, Nathan and Samuel, track the redcoats holding Gabriel and brutally murder them. Tavington hears this news from a lone survivor, though he is unable to discover who is behind the massacre and labels the assailant as the "Ghost".

Benjamin is soon given the rank of colonel by his former commanding officer, Colonel Harry Burwell, and he and Gabriel then plan to fight the British forces. Lord Cornwallis, a general in the British army and who Tavington is serving under, discovers that the "Ghost" and his followers have been attacking his units, stealing his belongings (including his two Great Danes given to him by King George III) and destroying his ferries heading to Charleston. An irritated Cornwallis blames Tavington for provoking the attackers with his brutal mannerisms, yet Tavington manages to persuade Cornwallis to allow him to use these mannerisms to deal with them. Tavington goes out in search of the identities of some of the assailants and kills their families before burning their houses down. He discovers Benjamin's identity and travels to the house of Benjamin's sister-in-law, Charlotte, who is looking after his children. Tavington and his men search the house but Charlotte and the children manage to hide from them. Tavington later rides to the town that supplies Benjamin's forces and assembles its inhabitants within the church, claiming that they will be forgiven for their actions if they reveal to him where Benjamin's secret hideout is located. One man reveals the location to him but Tavington has the church burned down anyway, killing everyone inside, including Gabriel's new wife Anne.

Gabriel hears word of Tavington's slaughter and furiously attacks him and his men at their encampment. When only Tavington remains, Gabriel shoots him and he collapses to the ground. Unsure if he is dead or not, Gabriel approaches the body in an attempt to stab him, only to have Tavington rise up and stab Gabriel himself before fleeing. Benjamin arrives and cradles his dying son in his arms, but manages to gather enough strength to continue fighting after being reminded of Gabriel's dedication to the cause.

Benjamin, his followers, and a Continental Army regiment later attack Cornwallis' forces in a grueling battle, during which Tavington targets Benjamin personally. Benjamin manages to knock Tavington off his horse and prepares to shoot him, but ends up hitting him in the shoulder after an explosion distracts his aim. Tavington attacks Benjamin with a sword and despite Benjamin's attempts to block him, he is soon beaten and Tavington prepares to deliver the final blow. However, Benjamin ducks just in time and grabs a bayonet lying nearby before stabbing Tavington in the gut. Tavington stumbles and gasps, and Benjamin finally avenges his two sons by stabbing Tavington once more through the throat, killing him.

After Tavington's death, General Cornwallis and his men surrendered in 1781 in Yorktown Virginia and giving the USA their independence.


When I was finished everyone was shocked and horrified and enraged.

Applejack: WHY THAT NO GOOD EVIL SIDEWINDER!

Apple Bloom: WHAT A HEARTLESS JERK!

Nico: YEAH! He killed Benjamin's son and family and killed numerous people! He's a monster!

Nico: Benjamin Martin's son didn't deserve to die like that!

Me: Yeah that monster is one that is going to get the black gates!

Xenia: We're going to have 240 years of justice to dish out on him!

Qin: YEAH!

Nico: Yeah and now we're going to kill both threats.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than the team of evil female dodgeball players from Hazeltucky, and they've broken out of prison and they still want to kill Lincoln, fat chance of that happening. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and Celeste, you're so not going to like it one bit: the figures we sensed belong to the team of evil female dodgeball players from Hazeltucky, and they've broken out of prison and they still want to kill me.

We gasped.

Anna Anyanova: Those bitches are back?! I thought we sent them to prison after we defeated them on Nico's rescue, along with the team of evil female dodgeball players from Hazeltucky Lynn hired to kill you and Celeste.

Celeste Niji Draconia: Yeah, and now, the dodgeball team whom were defeated by you guys during one of Nico's rescues have broken out the team whom Lynn hired to kill us, and now, they've come together to kill Lincoln again?! Like Hell am I going to let that happen, those bitches are dead: worse than dead!

Nico: I should've known those bitches wouldn't stay down!

Me: They're from Hazeltucky, and they have a reputation for harboring hatred for Royal Woods and are just flat-out evil thanks to Hawk and Hank.

Nico: I would've thought with their deaths and banishments to The Black Gates, the evil hanging on Hazeltucky would end, but that evil would never die unfortunately. Alright, gang, let's go, the time to finally get rid of Tavington and the remnants of the Harvester Aliens for good has come!

Lincoln: Tavington has caused enough trouble because of his treachery and the remnants of the Harvester Aliens will never return to plague Earth, and once we get done with destroying Tavington and the remnants of the Harvester Aliens, you better be ready for dodgeball seasons, you dodgeball bitches from Hazeltucky.

Celeste Niji Draconia: You shouldn't have tried to come back for more, now we'll finish what was started long ago, and this time, we'll make sure that you never ever come back!

Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and went to the ship and we headed out to destroy Tavington and the remnants of the Harvester Aliens, and once we get done destroying Tavington and the remnants of the Harvester Aliens, Lincoln and Celeste Niji Draconia are going to destroy the massive teams of evil female dodgeball players from Hazeltucky.

We head out to the planet Tatooine.


The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was flying through space.

Nico: Captain's Log, Stardate 8021.3: The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix is en route to the planet Tatooine to destroy the Harvesters Aliens and Colonel William Tavington. For the 4th Of July we're going to make sure those monsters all get the black gates for good.

Eli: Tavington is going to pay.

Nico: Did I mention that he killed Gabriel's Fiancée Anne.

Qin: What a dirtbag!

Xenia: Yeah!

Laney: Yeah!

Xenia: We're going to rip that monster apart.

Vypra: You'll need these too.

Vypra gave us new weapons called the Saviors of The Fourth of July, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the American Flag etched on the 7'5" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades and blessed by the powers of Heaven, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels.

Nico: I actually watched that movie up close.

Qin: Whoa!

Xenia: Awesome.

We arrived at the planet Tatooine. We called all our allies from all over the universe to help us.

In Mos Espa we landed and we had everyone gathered. The Jedi and everyone were keeping everyone ready.

Me: We're ready Mr. President. This is going to be the biggest attack ever.

Qin: Yep.

President Whitmore: In less than an hour aircrafts from here and us will join others from around the universe and you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of the universe. Universe, that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the 4th of July and you will once again be fighting for our freedom not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution but from annihilation. We're fighting for our all of out rights to live, to exist, and should we win today the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American or an Earth holiday but as the day when the Universe declared in one voice, "We will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish without a fight. We're going to live on. We're going to survive. Today we celebrate our Independence Day!"

Me: AND THAT INDEPENDENCE DAY IS FREEDOM FROM THE HARVESTERS!

EVERYONE CHEERED WILDLY!

We were ready.

Nico: Whitmore, it really is good to have you back.

President Whitmore: It's good to be back Nico.

Xenia: We're so glad.

Camie: Yeah.

Nico: Not to point fingers but your death affected Lincoln badly

President Whitmore: Yeah I can tell it did. I saw what happened to him from Heaven. That was terrible.

Lincoln: But after seeing you back I'm better now.

President Whitmore: I'm glad you're better.

Nico: We all are.

Me: Lets get ready guys.

Xenia: Yeah.

Nico: Here we go.

Maria: No telling what the asshole has planned.

Me: Yep.

Nico: Here we go.

We then got ready and we got into our planes and ships and we were off.

The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was ready to launch an orbital attack from above.

We were flying and fighter jets and starships were flying with us.

We saw THE HARVESTERS SHIP! The last one! It was a SHIP THAT WAS AS BIG AS HALF OF THE ENTIRE PLANET!

Me: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

Xenia: That is huge!

Lola: WHOA!

Me: This is it guys! Fire at will!

We fired missiles and energy blasts at the ship and they hit the ship and exploded with incredible power.

KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

We caused a significant amount of damage to the ship and blew 25% of the ship apart.

Lincoln: Yeah!

President Tom: Wow! That did it!

Then a massive armada of alien fighter ships came.

May: Here they come!

Luan fired a massive blast of light and blew some of the ships apart.

Eddy: (shoots aliens with blaster) HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY, MOTHERFUCKERS!

The ships were exploding all over the place as fiery debris.

Maria: (shoots water at aliens) You just had to attack the Earth on the 4th of July!

The water made one of the aliens collide with another ship and they exploded.

Lola and Suzi fired massive blasts of fire and energy and many ships exploded.

G1 Soundwave: (shoots at aliens) Independence Day aliens: about to die.

Soundwave fired blasts from his Concussion blaster and he destroyed a lot of ships.

Me: Lets cut these aliens down to size! Rolling Cutter!

I activated Cut Man's Rolling Cutter and fired a scissor blade and they sliced and diced the ships.

Laney: YEAH!

Laney fired waves of fire and blasted the Harvester Ships all over!

Massive fiery explosions blasted off everywhere and blew them apart.

Lola: YEAH!

Nico: Where's Tavington?!

Me: He could be in any one of these ships!

I fired a blast of energy and blew many ships apart and blasted them all over.

Laney: YEAH! Take that!

Lincoln and Linka fired massive blasts of lightning and blew many ships apart!

Eli and Varie and Nico fired a massive energy blast and it hit the mothership and blew the entire Mothership into pieces!

EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND INCREDIBLY UNBELIEVABLE FIERY EXPLOSION!

Nico: OH YEAH!

The ship went down and was blasted to rubble!

Nico: That's it for the mothership!

Laney: We still have the fighters.

I fired waves of energy and blew the fighters all over. Then in one of them I saw a human pilot and it was COLONEL WILLIAM TAVVINGTON!

Me: That one there!

I fired a light blast and marked it!

Me: That ship right there!

Nico: I see it! We need to destroy his ship and get him on the ground.

President Whitmore: I got him!

He fired machine guns and blasted him down and he fell to the ground and crashed.

Me: BOOYAH!

WE blasted the rest of the ships.

Me: Nico you face Tavington. I can tell you have some anger with him.

Nico: With pleasure!

Nico flew down to face him.

Tavington got out of the ship and he was pissed.

Nico: I've got 242 years of pain to dish out of you Tavington!

Nico looked at him with absolute hatred in his eyes!

Nico: You're gonna pay for what you did to Thomas. And to Anne.

Tavington: (oddly solemn) (British Accent) It's laughable that you're angry at me for the deaths of two minor civilians. They were the ones that got in the way. I exist only to protect England. That is the sole purpose for which I was born. And every action I take, no matter how violent or how cruel, is for the greater good of my people. (gets angry) And now, I have no people to accept me back. My soul... that... is what you... HAVE TAKEN... FROM ME!

Tavington went at him and Nico and Tavington clashed with their swords and Nico kicked him back.

He got up.

Tavington: I'm going to make sure that they suffer! These pitiful Americans I will kill them all one and take them from you one by one!

Nico: You're worse than Hitler, Tavington! And I'm going to stop you!

They went and clashed powerfully all over the place and sparks flew everywhere as they clashed!

Nico kicked him in the face and Tavington spit out some blood.

Tavington There's only one way this ends, Chan. Either you die. Or I do!

Nico: Then I'll go with you dying because I don't die that easily!

They resumed clashing and massive fiery explosions blasted off above them as we were finishing off the last of the ships.

Nico punched him down and stood ready!

Tavington: I was bred to be a soldier, Chan. Trained my entire life to kill. Where did you train? in a house?!

Nico: As a matter of fact, YES I DID! I was born on the planet Vegeta and I was raised on Earth! I trained hard and got stronger every day.

Nico teleported and punched him in his face and then they got back to clashing.

Nico kicked him down.

Then he pulled out an 18th Century Musket Gun and pointed it at him and then fired and Nico caught the ball bullet with lightning fast speed!

Nico: This is the 21st Century. The Revolutionary War ended back 242 years ago. It's over for you Tavington. You lost that war back then.

Nico punched him down and stood ready!

Tavington: I was bred to be a soldier, Chan. Trained my entire life to kill. Where did you train? in a house?!

Nico: As a matter of fact, YES I DID! I was born on the planet Vegeta and I was raised on Earth! I trained hard and got stronger every day.

Nico teleported and punched him in his face and then they got back to clashing.

Nico kicked him down.

Then he pulled out an 18th Century Musket Gun and pointed it at him and then fired and Nico caught the ball bullet with lightning fast speed!

Nico: This is the 21st Century. The Revolutionary War ended back 242 years ago. It's over for you Tavington. You lost that war back then.

Tavington: (sees a few civilians) If you love these people so much, you can mourn for them! (aims at them)

Nico teleported and kicked the gun out of his hands.

Nico: Nice try Tavington. But you will never be as fast as me. You're just an outdated joke.

Nico kicked him in the face.

Skywarp fired at several ships.

Skywarp: Boy the ships are still everywhere!

Numerous ships crashed onto the ground!

Nico kicked Tavington all over and then punched him into the sand!

Camie: What do these aliens look like?

Then a soldier of the Harvester came out of a ship and it was UG-LY!


Physically, the Harvesters are no more or less durable than humans, having similar tolerances to environmental conditions as humans and capable of breathing oxygen. However, they are much more slender in appearance than humans, with a quasi-humanoid body without their bio-suit. Somewhat shorter than humans, Harvesters are small, bluish-gray creatures, standing between 3 to 4 feet. They have two long arms and feet each with two digits. The rear section of their head is enlarged, and their face sported two large pupil-less reflective eyes that feature white nictitating membranes in lieu of eyelids.

Lacking vocal cords, Harvesters communicate by using a sophisticated form of telepathy which could be use to exert mind control to "possess" other beings, or at least partially; by attaching tentacles from their bio-suit to the victim's necks and using their vocal cords to communicate their words with a non-telepathic species. Despite this, they can still be heard uttering bestial roars, as demonstrated by the Harvester pilot when encountering Hiller and later when using Okun as a puppet.

In some cases, the Harvesters are also shown to be capable of projecting their thoughts into another lifeform's mind in the form of visions, and killing or injuring other lifeforms with their telepathy. The aftermath of the War of 1996 revealed that this direct mind-to-mind contact with humans leave a residual effect; in which humans share consciousness with the aliens, as shown by some humans (such as Dr. Brackish Okun, Thomas Whitmore and Dikembe Umbutu) having first-hand visions of the Harvesters.

A neural connection with the Harvesters, presumably can be made through physical contact with an alien, or by suffering its own telepathic assaults. Some encounters result in lengthy comas, while others can pass briefly, leaving the host with a permanent connection to the alien hive mind. The hive mind seems to be activated when in close enough proximity to approaching alien entities, or if a telepathic pulse is being dispersed throughout the collective horde. Alien messages and specific dialogue can also be broadcast and intercepted through this connection. Despite this, humans with a connection to the hive mind cannot communicate back with telepathy because they do not have extra-sensory perception.

The Harvesters are an extremely advanced species in both terms of technology and sophistication. They have mastered the construction and operation of directed energy weapons, energy shields, and massive, gargantuan spacecraft. However, they are noted to have reached a plateau in which they have made no major advancements in at least decades, as their success rate has not necessitated them. As linear travel is inefficient, the aliens instead utilize wormholes to significantly decrease the duration of their journeys.

Their technology is both mechanical and biological in nature, hence their very organic appearance. In essence, their technology and material are 'grown' rather than manufactured.

Due to their naturally frail physiology, the Harvesters enhance themselves by wearing large, armored bio-suits that significantly enhance their strength and make them extremely dangerous in a physical confrontation. These suits are equipped with large arms and legs, as well as a series of tentacles that are not only effective in combat, but also allow the aliens to take over the minds of their victims and speak for them.

A Queen's suit is also larger and more insectoid. It appears that the Queens may have provided some inspiration for the design of these suits due to their broader physical appearance that more closely resembles the suit. Although extremely durable to the extent that it compensates for their fragile nature, the bio-suits nonetheless are only capable of withstanding a direct blow to the "face" enough to merely knock them unconscious, as evidenced by the Harvester pilot when Hiller forced it to crash land, where he proceeded to punch it in the face and caused it to be left unconscious for several hours until it awoke in Area 51.

The aliens travel across space in massive motherships that are around 5,000 km in diameter. These massive ships are controlled by a Harvester Queen, the main individual of the alien species that can order the release of numerous motherships, which are still considerably large and measure approximately 400 km in diameter. Each ship has 83 City Destroyers, with a diameter of 25 kilometer. Many motherships exist, each commanded by a respective Queen. When one Queen is killed in action, her ship and fleet are called back to the horde of other Harvesters for a new Queen to take over.

Inside these massive ships exist vast ecosystems and even indigenous plant life. Harvester motherships provide entire ecosystems and use planetary cores for fuel. Their purpose is to extract a planet's core for means of refueling and growing Harvester technology.

As demonstrated in the War of 1996, the Harvesters' military tactics consist of large-scale attacks, destroying a planet's major cities simultaneously using the Destroyers, wiping out the indigenous military forces, and following afterward gathering its natural resources and drilling into the planet's core and harvesting its thermal energies. This act would neutralize the planet's magnetic field and thereby allowing solar radiation to incinerate the planet's surface. This was apparently the same process they would use every time they invade a habitable world.

No other Harvester ship was known to be in the vicinity of Earth during the War of 1996. The events of the War of 1996 suggest that the motherships may frequently function as independent agents in the invasion of planets as a first line of offense, with the primary goal being to eradicate any and all armed resistance on the planet. Additionally, one or more City Destroyers may serve as priming agents in the extraction of resources, such as the one City Destroyer that landed in the National Republic of Umbutu and began drilling.

This process could possibly be due to the overwhelming technological advantage of the aliens, who may usually not need to deploy a larger and more powerful solution to subdue a civilization, and instead deploy units in such a fashion so as to make invasion and resource extraction across large numbers of planets as efficient as possible. After the aliens were repelled in 1996 and the distress call was sent, the arrival of the much more massive Harvester mothership could be seen as an unusual "escalation" of an event that typically does not merit such a response, requiring the Harvester mothership to perform both the roles of offense and extraction.


Camie: WHOA!

Qin: See they are UGLY!

I fired waves of energy and blasted the Harvesters all over.

Lola: Take that!

Lola fired waves of fire and blasted them into dust.

Camie: YEAH!

Lola: And this!

Lola fired waves of fire and blasted them all over.

Thundercracker: Take them down!

He blasted them into dust.

Nico punched Tavington all over and punched him down.

Nico: You make me sick Tavington! All those people did nothing to deserve death! They were just INNOCENT people that didn't deserve to die!

Horsea: Keep it coming, guys!

We continued blasting numerous ships all over!

Arcee, Nightbird, Zecora and Sir George used the Earth and Autobot Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Arcee and Nightbird's weapons and Zecora and Sir George's powers 100-fold.

Arcee and Zecora: VOODOO AUTOBOT BLAST!

Sir George and Nightbird: ENGLAND RETRIBUTION FURY BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and elements and blasted the ships all over!

Manaphy: Awesome!

Lincoln: Light me!

I lit it.

Lincoln: GO TO HELL, TAVINGTON! AND TAKE YOUR FRIENDS WITH YOU!

The firework went at Tavington and it was infused with massive black energy blasts and the firework hit Tavington and the remnants of the Harvester Aliens, and the massive firework exploded and they were sent to The Black Gates forever!

EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND DAZZLING FIERY EXPLOSION!

Nico: Thanks, guys!

Me: That was AWESOME!

Nico: That's the end of our long feud with Tavington and the remnants of the Harvester Aliens, awesome job, gang.

Qin: YEAH!

WE ALL CHEERED WILDLY!

The Harvesters and Tavington are all now a forgotten memory!

Lincoln: Now, there's only one last thing to do, and one last loose end to tie up: The Hazeltucky Female Dodgeball Players.

?: (ENRAGED SCREAMS) SSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNKKKKKKOOOOOLLLLLNNNN!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large search pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the ten large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier that protected all of us from a volley of dodgeballs that suddenly came out of nowhere.

Celeste Niji Draconia: I knew there was no mistaking those voices from anywhere, you better get out here right now, Dodgeball Bitches from Hazeltucky, or we'll blast you all out!

A massive bunch of figures came out, and they're none other than The Hazeltucky Female Dodgeball Players.

Dodgeball Player: DIE!

The Hazeltucky Female Dodgeball Players continued throwing dodgeballs at the diamond barrier, but the barrier continued holding strong, and it was making them even more pissed off.

Celeste Niji Draconia: You dumb animals still have small brains as always, and yet, you're still driven by wrath and bloodlust. That's it, now you bitches are done.

Suddenly, Celeste Niji Draconia's blue eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by a white and rainbow energy aura with stars, rubies, topaz gems, amber gems, emerald gems, sapphire gems, cobalt gems, amethyst gems, carbuncles, tigers, mammoths, eagles, tortoises, cats, dragons, light, earth, water, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Crystal Beasts-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached The Hazeltucky Female Dodgeball Players, she left white and rainbow energy, stars, rubies, topaz gems, amber gems, emerald gems, sapphire gems, cobalt gems, amethyst gems, carbuncles, tigers, mammoths, eagles, tortoises, cats, dragons, light, earth, water, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Celeste Niji Draconia: I can already see you Alpha Bitches from Hazeltucky haven't changed at all, and you're still out for blood as always. Did you really think you can come back again to kill Lincoln and not expect to suffer the consequences?! You're just as dumb and stupid as the day we knocked you out and sent you to prison, but now, you leave me no choice but to resort to the one thing that'll ensure you all never return! Prepare to suffer the consequences!

Suddenly, Celeste Niji Draconia was surrounded by a massive vortex of white and rainbow energy with, stars, rubies, topaz gems, amber gems, emerald gems, sapphire gems, cobalt gems, amethyst gems, light, earth, and water surrounding the vortex, there are carbuncles, tigers, mammoths, eagles, tortoises, cats, dragons, phoenixes, angels, and The Crystal Beasts and Rainbow Dragon flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a white phoenix with the seven crystal gems on its wings and with red eyes glaring at The Hazeltucky Female Dodgeball Players: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Celeste Niji Draconia emerged, but she was changed forever.

Celeste Niji Draconia grew from 7'0" to 7'9" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has colored highlights in the bangs of her long flowing red hair, she has neon blue eyes and a white and rainbow energy aura with stars, rubies, topaz gems, amber gems, emerald gems, sapphire gems, cobalt gems, amethyst gems, carbuncles, tigers, mammoths, eagles, tortoises, cats, dragons, light, earth, water, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has the Seven Crystal Beasts and Rainbow Dragon emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris and the seven crystal gems embedded in her right arm, she has on dragon earrings with rainbow gems for eyes and holding the Light, Aurora, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has the Seven Crystal Beasts and Rainbow Dragon with rainbow gems for eyes and holding the Light, Aurora, and Eternity Kanjis in their hands on the bottom of her rainbow dragon-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with rainbow crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and rainbow gems on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Celeste Niji Dracona has on a sleeveless white crop top, white skirt, white knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, rubies, topaz gems, amber gems, emerald gems, sapphire gems, cobalt gems, amethyst gems, carbuncles, tigers, mammoths, eagles, tortoises, cats, dragons, light, earth, water, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back are the Seven Crystal Beasts and Rainbow Dragon surrounded by light and gems. Suddenly, Celeste Niji Draconia felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive rainbow angel wings with aurora tips on the large rainbow feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long red wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.

Suddenly, Celeste Niji Draconia's Crystal Beasts-themed greatsword and all of the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of white and rainbow energy, stars, rubies, topaz gems, amber gems, emerald gems, sapphire gems, cobalt gems, amethyst gems, carbuncles, tigers, mammoths, eagles, tortoises, cats, dragons, light, earth, water, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Celeste Niji Draconia's Holy Heavenly Aurora Light Crystal Beasts Greatsword of Holy Heavenly Aurora Light Crystal Beasts Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded rainbow gems and the Crystal Beasts and Rainbow Dragon etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged crimson red blade, large white dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with large rainbow gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large angel heads and below the angel heads is a large white dragon head with red gems for eyes and rainbow gem in its mouth for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold cuff Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with rainbow gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left large gold cuff Bracer, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold versions of the Crystal Beasts' heads with the appropriate gems for eyes and large rainbow gems in their mouths around the belt and a gold version of Rainbow Dragon's head with red gems for eyes and a large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a rainbow kanji below the Crystal Beasts and Rainbow Dragon that said, "Celeste Niji Draconia, Gene-Slammer of The Seven Crystal Beasts and Rainbow Dragon, Powerful Dodgeball Player, Loving Older Sister of Colleen Niji Draconia, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Awesome Friend of Girl Jordan and Mollie, Smasher of Dark Lynn, Destroyer of The Hazeltucky Female Dodgeball Players of Destruction, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Light, Crystal Gems, and The Crystal Beasts and Rainbow Dragon"

セレステ・ニジ・ドラコニア、七つのクリスタル・ビーストとレインボー・ドラゴンのジーン・スラマー、強力なドッジボール選手、コリーンの愛情深い姉、ニジ・ドラコニア、愛情深い守護天使でリンカーンの将来の妻ラウド、少女ジョーダンとモリーの素晴らしい友人、ダーク・リンの粉砕者、破壊のヘーゼルタッキー女子ドッジボール選手の破壊者、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、マスター友情とエレメントの力、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、誠実さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者であり殺戮者、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして光のマスター、クリスタルジェム、そして水晶獣とレインボードラゴン

Suddenly, Celeste Niji Draconia's immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!

Celeste Niji Draconia has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-CRYSTAL BEASTS-RAINBOW DRAGON-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA HOLY LIGHT AURORA SEVEN CRYSTAL GEMS CRYSTAL BEASTS MONSTERS GODDESS COSMIC HOLY LIGHT AURORA SEVEN CRYSTAL GEMS CRYSTAL BEASTS MONSTERS GODDESS JUSTICE AND DIVINE HOLY LIGHT AURORA SEVEN CRYSTAL GEMS CRYSTAL BEASTS MONSTERS GODDESS LOVE!

We were amazed by Celeste Niji Draconia's Super Angel-Crystal Beasts-Rainbow Dragon-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when The Hazeltucky Female Dodgeball Players of Destruction saw it, they went mad with rage and threw more dodgeballs with brutal strength at her to kill her, but Celeste formed seven crystal shields matching the Seven Crystal Beasts and blocked the dodgeballs, and she fired a massive barrage of white and rainbow energy, stars, rubies, topaz gems, amber gems, emerald gems, sapphire gems, cobalt gems, amethyst gems, carbuncles, tigers, mammoths, eagles, tortoises, cats, dragons, light, earth, water, phoenixes, and angels at The Hazeltucky Female Dodgeball Players of Destruction, and they exploded as they hit them, they got back up, but now, they were absolutely pissed and driven mad by wrath and bloodthirst.

Colleen Niji Draconia: (AMAZED) WHOA!

Nico: OH MAN!

Lincoln: Awesome, Celeste Niji Draconia's transformed into her Super Angel-Crystal Beasts-Rainbow Dragon-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and now, it's high-time we teach The Hazeltucky Female Dodgeball Players of Destruction a painful lesson they'll never forget.

Celeste Niji Draconia: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Holy Light Aurora Draconic Seven Crystal Beasts Goddess Angel and Divine Cosmic Holy Light Aurora Draconic Seven Crystal Beasts Goddess Angel Love) And it's one they'll take with them to the grave. Let's tear those bitches to shreds, Linky.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Celeste Niji Draconia.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You rotten Hazeltucky Dodgeball Players have caused us enough trouble to last an eternity, this is where it ends with your lives destroyed for good!

Celeste Niji Draconia and Lincoln went after The Hazeltucky Female Dodgeball Players of Destruction who continued throwing dodgeballs at them, but they dodged and blocked them all with jewel shields, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, white and rainbow energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spiders, whales, monkeys, hummingbirds, lizards, giants, condors, cats, llamas, dogs, snakes, spirals, wings, snakes, trees, crocodiles, herons, fish, dark dragons, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Ghouls, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Yetis, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at The Hazeltucky Female Dodgeball Players of Destruction and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.

Then, they attacked them with their massive greatswords leaving scars on them, and Lincoln left many more with his golden armored claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Celeste Niji Draconia also attack him with some powerful punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they smashed them all over with their immense and extremely powerful superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really really driving The Hazeltucky Female Dodgeball Players of Destruction even madder than ever!

Hazeltucky Female Dodgeball Players of Destruction: WE'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, STINKOLN!

The Hazeltucky Female Dodgeball Players of Destruction threw more dodgeballs at Lincoln, but he had dodged all of them thanks to his dodging skills and parkour skills. Then, he threw dodgeballs that he made of the seven crystal gems right at them, and they hurt like Hell when The Hazeltucky Female Dodgeball Players of Destruction got hit hard, this knocked out their teeth and made their mouths bleed like crazy. Then, Lincoln and Celeste Niji Draconia fired powerful blasts of white and rainbow energy at them, which destroyed The Hazeltucky Female Dodgeball Players of Destruction and sent their asses to The Black Gates. We cheered wildly for what Celeste Niji Draconia and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down, and Celeste Niji Draconia's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long red wolf tails, and massive rainbow angel wings are permanent.

Celeste Niji Draconia: Burn in Hell forever, Hazeltucky Female Dodgeball Players of Destruction. Thank you for helping me get rid of The Hazeltucky Female Dodgeball Players of Destruction forever, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Celeste.

Suddenly, Celeste Niji Draconia wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Celeste Niji Draconia's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and the Seven Crystal Beasts and Rainbow Dragon flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and light shining down from Heaven on them and gems raining down on them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Celeste Niji Draconia absorbed the elemental forces and light and collected the gems and they came back to us as the display vanished.

Colleen Niji Draconia: Oh man, that was truly incredible! Linky, Celeste, that was truly some amazing work, you both showed The Hazeltucky Female Dodgeball Players of Destruction no mercy, and you sent those Alpha Bitches straight to Hell for good!

Lincoln: And by Hell, we mean The Black Gates.

Celeste Niji Draconia: They've caused enough trouble to Royal Woods for too many years, now they can join Hawk and Hank in The Black Gates forever.

Suddenly, the eyes of Hilary Thestalos, Charlene Novamenova, Leina Mobius, Nika Zaborg, Gina Granmorg, Varie Raiza, Darcy Erebus, Dawn Ehther, Luna Angmarl, Alina Kuraz, and Raven Delg glowed, and it showed them of what's going to happen tomorrow and the days to come: it appears their evil older brothers, Henry Thestalos, Charles Novamenova, Logan Mobius, Nicholas Zaborg, George Granmorg, Vance Raiza, Damian Erebus, Douglas Ehther, Logan Angmarl, Aaron Kuraz, and Robert Delg, have broken out of prison and they want revenge on their sisters and Lincoln, and even worse, they also Gene-Slammed themselves into The Elemental Monarch Duel Monsters. When we all saw it, we knew it meant huge trouble.

Lincoln: Girls, what's wrong?

Hilary Thestalos: Linky, we've got huge trouble: they're back.

Lincoln: (GASPS) Them, you mean, your evil older brothers, Henry Thestalos, Charles Novamenova, Logan Mobius, Nicholas Zaborg, George Granmorg, Vance Raiza, Damian Erebus, Douglas Ehther, Logan Angmarl, Aaron Kuraz, and Robert Delg?! Them, them?!

Nico: Whoa, they sound like they're bad news. Who are they?

Lincoln: You're right about one thing, J.D., they're bad news, and you're not going to like it. Henry Thestalos, Charles Novamenova, Logan Mobius, Nicholas Zaborg, George Granmorg, Vance Raiza, Damian Erebus, Douglas Ehther, Logan Angmarl, Aaron Kuraz, and Robert Delg are the evil older brothers of Hilary Thestalos, Charlene Novamenova, Leina Mobius, Nika Zaborg, Gina Granmorg, Varie Raiza, Darcy Erebus, Dawn Ehther, Luna Angmarl, Alina Kuraz, and Raven Delg, and they're no heroes like their sisters, they are eleven of the most dangerous criminals and thugs Royal Woods has ever had the displeasure of knowing, and they also worked for Flip.

We gasped.

Lincoln: Yep, and six years ago, we stopped them and Flip who tried to destroy the world economy with a grand extortion scheme, but while Flip got away from the cops as usual, Henry Thestalos, Charles Novamenova, Logan Mobius, Nicholas Zaborg, George Granmorg, Vance Raiza, Damian Erebus, Douglas Ehther, Logan Angmarl, Aaron Kuraz, and Robert Delg got captured and they got sentenced to Life in Prison for the rest of their lives.

Hilary Thestalos: We thought it would be over, but we were wrong. Now, a year later, they've broken out of prison and they want revenge on us and Lincoln, and even worse, they've also Gene-Slammed themselves into The Elemental Monarch Duel Monsters.

We gasped in horror.

Nico: Oh shit, so tomorrow, we've got ourselves an epic showdown of Elemental Monarchs of Good VS. Elemental Monarchs of Evil.

Me: Yep. So, Lincoln, who's the next Keyblade Knight we're meeting tomorrow?

Lincoln: I've got a really good one: Trina Traverse, Keyblade Knight of Traverse Town.

Tina Traverse: My little sister, that's awesome.

Michelle Emperyous: Whoa! I knew you'd pick her, Lincoln, and you're going to love meeting her, guys. Trina Traverse is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and the younger sister of Tina Traverse, Sailor Soldier of Traverse Town, she's a Keyblader and she harbors a very very nasty hatred for Julius, the monster from Runaway Brain, and all the Heartless in General as well as what they did to her home before including separating all 99 puppies from Pongo and Perdita. She is also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi, Eli, Cid, Yuffie, Leon, Aerith, and all their friends on the Destiny Islands including Sora's mother and she's a very awesome sister to Aqua and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.

Nico: Now, that's awesome.

Riku: We haven't seen Trina in a long time as well.

Pongo: Same here.

Perdita: It'll be great to see her again.

Sora: You said it.

Nico: Best way to spend 4th of July!

Me: Boy I'll say!

Qin: This was so awesome!

Camie: OH YEAH IT WAS!

Xenia: YEAH!

President Whitmore: It's good to help you guys after so long. Lincoln, I'm sorry you had to suffer because of my death.

Lincoln: It's okay Mr. President. I'm glad you're back sir.

Me: We all are.

Nico: Yep. Great job today everyone! And happy Independence Day!

Manaphy: Let's celebrate!

We went back home to Earth and then we saw the Fireworks go off and they were beautiful!

Me: WOW!

Nico: What magnificent fireworks!

Xenia: Yep.

(AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL PLAYS)

Oh beautiful for heroes proved
In liberating strife
Who more than self, their country loved
And mercy more than life
America, America may God thy gold refine
'Til all success be nobleness
And every gain divined
And you know when I was in school
We used to sing it something like this, listen here
Oh beautiful, for spacious skies
For amber waves of grain
For purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited plain
But now wait a minute, I'm talking about
America, sweet America
You know, God done shed his grace on thee
He crowned thy good, yes he did, in brotherhood
From sea to shining sea

Me: (To the viewers) Happy Independence Day Everyone and an awesome 247 years of Freedom to all of you!

I winked at the camera and it closed in the form of a firework around my face and the flag of the United States waved in the background.

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!


Another awesome chapter done.

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY TO YOU ALL!

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.

For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Touch & Go, Evil Search Man, Blackbriar Thorn, Starman EXE, Werewolf By Night and Hanayaida as well as Tyler Bowman, Sari, Eric Meyers, Igawa Asagi, Dark Magician and Sorcerer of Dark Magic And we're going to Pahkitew Island and we're going to battle Evil Chris McLean there and we're going to make sure that he pays for all the hurt he caused to all the contestants on Total Drama and LISA AND INK ROSE ARE GOING TO MAKE SURE HE GOES THROUGH THE SAME PAIN THAT HE DEALT TO THE CAMPERS! Also we're going to battle Another Kidney, Pinto, Fava, Chili, Navy, Lima, Garbanzo, Cannelini, Rotten and Jelly Beans as well as Evil Search Man and Touch & Go. And we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Houndstone and her name is Nyssa Carter and she is a vampire.

Tomorrow, we've got ourselves an epic showdown coming, and in the days to come, The Elemental Monarch Gene-Slammers in Lincoln's harem and Lincoln are going to take down and destroy the older brothers of the Elemental Monarch Gene-Slammers, and they're no heroes, they are eleven of the most dangerous criminals and thugs Royal Woods has ever had the displeasure of knowing, and they also worked for Flip. Six years ago, their sisters and Lincoln stopped them and Flip who tried to destroy the world economy with a grand extortion scheme, but while Flip got away as usual, the brothers of The Elemental Monarch Gene-Slammers got captured and they got sentenced to Life in Prison for the rest of their lives. Now, a year later, they've broken out of prison and they want revenge on their sisters and Lincoln, and even worse, they also Gene-Slammed themselves into The Elemental Monarch Duel Monsters. It's an epic showdown of Elemental Monarchs of Good VS. Elemental Monarchs of Evil

Hilary Thestalos, Gene-Slammer of Thestalos the Firestorm Monarch and Lincoln VS. Henry Thestalos
Charlene Novamenova, Gene-Slammer of Caius the Shadow Monarch and Lincoln VS. Charles Novamenova
Leina Mobius, Gene-Slammer of Mobius the Frost Monarch and Lincoln VS. Logan Mobius
Nika Zaborg, Gene-Slammer of Zaborg the Thunder Monarch and Lincoln VS. Nicholas Zaborg
Gina Granmorg, Gene-Slammer of Granmorg the Rock Monarch and Lincoln VS. George Granmorg
Varie Raiza, Gene-Slammer of Raiza the Storm Monarch and Lincoln VS. Vance Raiza
Darcy Erebus, Gene-Slammer of Erebus the Underworld Monarch and Lincoln VS. Damian Erebus
Dawn Ehther, Gene-Slammer of Ehther the Heavenly Monarch and Lincoln VS. Douglas Ehther
Luna Angmarl, Gene-Slammer of Angmarl the Fiendish Monarch and Lincoln VS. Logan Angmarl
Alina Kuraz, Gene-Slammer of Kuraz the Light Monarch and Lincoln VS. Aaron Kuraz
And Raven Delg, Gene-Slammer of Delg the Dark Monarch and Lincoln VS. Robert Delg

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Traverse Town, and we're going to take down take down Lord Raptor who's come back and send him to The Masters of Evil. And we're going to meet the next Keyblade Knight, her name is Trina Traverse, Keyblade Knight of Traverse Town, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and the younger sister of Tina Traverse, Sailor Soldier of Traverse Town, she's a Keyblader and she harbors a very very nasty hatred for Julius, the monster from Runaway Brain, and all the Heartless in general as well as what they did to her home before including separating all 99 puppies from Pongo and Perdita. She is also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi, Eli, Cid, Yuffie, Leon, Aerith, and all their friends on the islands including Sora's mother and is a very awesome sister to Aqua and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.

Get ready as we do a special 14 part saga for where we help Spiderman of the Multiverse bring down numerous enemies in an awesome adventure. First up for part one in the Shattered Dimensions Saga is where we battle Evil Sasuke and we're going to send that monster straight to the darkest depths of oblivion forever..

See you next time.