PART 1: TUTORIAL AND BATTLE WITH AN EVIL SASUKE
Over on Pahkitew Island off the coast of British Columbia, Canada was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Touch & Go, Evil Search Man, Blackbriar Thorn, Starman EXE, Werewolf By Night and Hanayaida as well as Tyler Bowman, Sari, Eric Meyers, Igawa Asagi, Dark Magician and Sorcerer of Dark Magic and we were there for another awesome and fun rescue.
Nico: Boy so this is Pahkitew Island.
Camie: Boy this island is amazing.
Me: Oh it's more than just an island. Look here.
I went over and opened a flap on a tree and it showed that the island was all a cybernetically robotic island.
Nico: WHOA! This whole island is a machine.
Me: Yep.
Eli: Boy this is amazing.
Xenia: That is awesome.
Me: Yep. Chris took me to this island and it's awesome.
Fu: Boy that is really cool.
Sari: I'll say. Boy it's amazing that everything is all cybernetic here.
Me: Yeah no kidding.
Nico: This will be so fun.
Qin: It sure will. I can't believe that Wawanakwa Island sunk in Lake Huron during the All Star season and they had to use this island.
Nico: I know.
Laney: Scarlet nearly blew this entire island to kingdom come and killed everyone.
Me: And all that just for $880,000.
Qin: Yeah.
Tyler Bowman: Boy this is really cool that this is here.
Qin: I know.
Camie: Yeah.
Nico: Tyler, I want to thank you, Touch and Go, and your teams for coming.
Tyler Bowman: No problem Nico. This is gonna be so fun and cool.
Rattrap: It sure will be fun for us. I think we're going to have a good rat fun on this.
Lola: We all are Rattrap.
Nico: Yep.
Sari: I'm looking forward to this. Lord Gaara is proud of me for helping you all out.
Me: He sure is Sari. Sari and Matsuri are Gaara's closest and strongest supporters. In 150,000 years they rooted him on in the Hidden Sand when they were starting out and also when he turned into the 5th Kazekage.
Nico: That is amazing support.
Me: It sure is.
Sari: Yeah we do our best to look out for Lord Gaara.
Qin: Wow! That is amazing loyalty there.
Nico: Sari, what do you like to do in your free time?
Sari: I mostly like to sell flowers at a flower shop in the Sand.
Nico: That's good.
Sari: And I like hanging out with Pakura, Maki, Temari and all my friends at the Hot Springs.
Me: That's cool. Just as long as Jiraiya doesn't do his usual antics.
Nicole: I hope he doesn't, or the beatdown we gave him during the Underwear Bandit Fiasco will be the least of his worries.
Xenia: Yeah no kidding.
Maria shuddered in fear.
Maria: That was HORRIBLE!
May: I know.
Nico: Selling flowers is pretty good.
Sari: Thanks. It sure is.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: Boy yesterday was one of the most fun ever.
Me: Boy no kidding.
Laney: That was the best 4th of July ever.
Lincoln: You got that right.
Qin: We destroyed both Tavington and the Harvesters and rid the entire universe of a terrible threat and a monster that was a stain on America's history.
Nico: Thomas didn't deserve to die like that.
Me: No he sure didn't. But Nico you did great against Tavington.
Qin: You sure did.
Nico: Thanks. And he used Zod's lines like when Superman faced him.
Me: That was so cool.
Laney: Yeah.
Juran: Oh, please. He was no General Zod
Nico: No but those lines he used were a very similar form.
Me: Yeah but still that was awesome. And the best part of all that was President Whitmore making his speech.
Lincoln: That was awesome! And I feel so much better now that President Whitmore is back.
Me: Me too Lincoln. Boy that really hurt you psychologically didn't it.
Lincoln: Yeah it sure did. But it was mostly because of that Rebellion chip in me.
Nico: I definitely could've snapped Tavington's neck!
Me: Yeah you could've!
Nico: But that would've been too easy. I wanted to torture him a bit before the killing blow.
Lincoln: You're right on that.
Xenia: Yeah.
Nico: Qin, did Poromon give you a beer bottle?
Qin: He sure did. And all the Underground Girls got one too.
FLASHBACK
Sydney woke up to feel something under her pillow.
Sydney: What the!?
She found that it was a bottle of beer!
Sydney: Beer under my pillow!?
Sydney wasn't the only one!
Nanette, Sheila, Qin, Rice, Maxxine, Georgina, Kendra and Irene had one too!
Nanette: Poromon!
Sheila: Oh for crying out loud!
Rice: Poromon you are cute and silly!
Maxxine: Poromon!
Georgina: You cute little.
Kendra: Poromon you silly little!
Irene: You silly Mascot!
Qin: Poromon! You are the silliest ever!
FLASHBACK ENDS
We laughed at that one.
Me: (LAUGHS) Poromon you are so silly.
Nico: Yeah.
Juran: He's the beer fairy. What did you expect?
Nico: Yeah!
We walked around Pahkitew Island.
Me: Wow! There's the bonfire spot.
Nico: Wow.
Qin: Boy it's amazing that Chris and Billy did all this here.
Tsuyu: It sure is.
Laney: There's the Cannon of Shame.
We saw a huge Human Cannonball Cannon there.
Me: Whoa.
Nico: (WHISTLE) Wow what a cannon.
Me: And it has enough firepower to blast someone back to the Canadian Mainland.
May: For elimination.
Me: Billy had all sorts of torturous methods for eliminations.
Qin: He sure did. I saw him use a giant toilet, a catapult, this, and then he was going to use a drone.
Nico: A Drone?
Qin: That's what I heard.
Nico: Wow.
Kaito: He didn't get the chance.
Me: Thank goodness because we shut down Total Drama before he could get that opportunity.
Xenia: Yep.
Zarya Moonwolf: That's for sure.
Qin: Oh Billy was going to have a new cast on if the show continued. Take a look.
She pulled out a bunch of photos of new contestants that were going to appear.
We saw a bunch of them.
Nico: Not bad.
Me: Can you tell us who's who?
Qin: I sure can.
She pointed to one photo.
Qin: That's Bowie. He's a very strong LGBTQ kid and he is very competitive.
Me: Power to the Pride of LGBTQ.
Luna: Rockin dudes.
Nico: Yep.
Qin: (Points to Another Photo) That's Priya. She was trained from birth to be a champion of Total Drama. Her mom and dad are superfans of the show and they have trained her to master and dodge EVERYTHING that Billy McLean can throw at her.
Me: WHOA! She is one tough and spirited girl.
Qin: Yep. (Points to Another Photo) That's Millie. She's a journalist and writes awesome stories on people.
Me: Cool.
Xenia: Awesome.
Qin: Yeah. (Points to Another Photo) That's Julia. She is a girl that looks like a sweet girl. But she is a backstabber. Not as bad as Heather was but she does like a good competition.
Me: She'll be perfect for the M.O.E.
Qin: Same with Bowie.
Nico: Cool.
Qin: Yeah. (Points to Another Photo) That's Emma. She's a girl that was on another show and she is a very feisty one.
Nico: Neat.
Qin: Yep. (Points To Another Photo) That's Chase. He is Emma's Ex-Boyfriend and he is an amazing daredevil.
Me: Boy Kick Buttowski and me would have a lot of competition.
Qin: You sure would.
Rainbow Dash: That would be awesome.
Qin: It sure is. (Points to Another Photo) That's Zee. He's a laid back go with the flow kind of guy.
Me: Wow.
Qin: Yeah. (Points to Another Photo) That's Ripper. He is more like a fat version of Duncan and he is just as crazy. But he has a REALLY Crazy gift. He is a big time gas bag and farts much more than Owen and any of us. He's trying to break his record for the most farts ever released.
Me: WHOA! He sure looks like he can do it.
Nico: Boy no kidding.
Xenia: Yeah. He might even be in competition with Garby.
Nico: Yeah.
Qin: Yeah. (Points to Another Photo) That's Raj and Wayne. They are Hockey Superfans from Alberta.
Xenia: Cool!
Lincoln: Lynn would love meeting them.
Qin: She sure would. (Points to Another Photo) This girl here Mary-Kate is a pickpocket. She is a very skilled pickpocket and grabs valuables when people aren't looking.
Nico: Whoa! She would be perfect for the M.O.E.
Me: Yeah.
Qin: (Points to another Photo) That's Damien. He's a smart guy but he panics a lot.
Nico: Whoa.
Xenia: He does look like a smart guy.
Qin: Yep. (Points to Another Photo) This girl makes even Izzy look like a saint. That's Lauren and she likes to be called The Scary Girl. She is a Deranged Lunatic. She said she wants to make friends and then kill them and collect their skulls to talk to.
Laney: WHOA! She's a whackjob!
Lana: That girl belongs in a nuthouse!
Himiko: Yeah no kidding. But also she reminds me in every way of me back when I was a villain.
Qin: She looks like a mixture of you, Izzy and Harley Quinn.
Me: Boy what a nasty combination. No offense Himiko.
Himiko: None taken.
Nico: Lauren would definitely be in the M.O.E. Vypra will have to watch her very carefully.
Qin: (Points to Another Photo) That's Nichelle. She is a very famous movie star.
Lana: Cool!
Qin: Yep. (Points to Another Photo) That's Axel and you would like her. She is an awesome Zombie Apocalypse Survival Specialist. She said she has a 9.7 Zombie Apocalypse Survival Ranking.
Me: Whoa that's impressive.
Xenia: That sure is.
Nico: Yeah.
Qin: And lastly… (Points to the last photo) That's Caleb.
Me: Boy I know Caleb. He came to my high school on a Foreign Exchange program and we became great friends.
Nico: Awesome!
Xenia: Yep.
Maria: What can he do?
Qin: He is a heartthrob and a total stud and a dreamboat. He can swoon anyone over with his looks.
Xenia: Geez!
Qin: Yeah.
Me: Thank goodness they didn't have to go through what everyone did on Total Drama.
Nico: No shit. But some of these guys will make great recruits to the team and to the M.O.E.
Camie: I Agree there.
May: That's a good idea.
Nico: Yeah.
Qin: Also I heard rumors going around that Lauren might actually be possessed by a demonic force.
WE GASPED!
Lucy Loud: GASP!
Nico: That would not be good.
Xenia: Yeah. That could explain why she has a nasty obsession to kill.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: We still don't know for sure.
Brittney: We'll have to see for ourselves.
Xenia: Yeah something is telling me that she wasn't always like this.
Camie: Me too.
Nico: Overall, these guys look interesting.
Me: They sure do.
But then a paper airplane landed in my head.
Me: Whoa. Huh?
I picked it out and then unfolded it.
Nico: What's that?
Me: A note. (Reading) "Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Next Rescue for Nico come to my house for Lauren the Scary Girl's parents, 1313 Rovington Dr. Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada."
Qin: That note sounds like a call for help.
Nico: Yeah.
I put the note in my pocket.
Nico: That's nice and ominous.
Me: Well we'll worry about it next rescue tomorrow.
Lincoln: Yeah.
Qin: Yeah.
Lincoln: Okay, guys, we got a very huge emergency. I just got word that an evil version of Chris McLean is here.
We gasped.
Me: What?!
Lincoln used his cyborg eyes and found out Evil Chris McLean had set up traps all over the place to kill us.
Lincoln: And it gets worse: he'd set up traps all over the place to kill us!
Nico: That son of a bitch! I originally thought it was Billy McLean who broke out to get revenge on us, but Mr. Lynn told us Billy McLean was still chained up to his post in the restaurant.
Lisa Loud: And I confirmed Father's report, Billy McLean is still at the restaurant and chained to his post. Now, how shall we deal with the traps?
Lincoln: Eli, you and I better take care of the traps.
Eli: Right.
We went through the place, and Lincoln and Eli used the Force to disable the traps that Evil Chris had set up.
Qin: That was a great idea you had, Lincoln, you and Eli both took care of Evil Chris' traps, that'll get him so pissed off, he's bound to come after us.
Eli: You got that right. Lincoln, is he coming after us now?
Lincoln: Let me check. (Senses for Evil Chris McLean) AHA! Gotcha! Evil Chris is 20 yards from our location and he's already barreling towards us and he is already at Nth-Degree Fucked Up, he must have seen we'd disabled all of his traps, and now, he's finally come out of hiding to kill us himself. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Oh, you have got to be kidding me! FLIP!
Me: He sent more of his thugs at us again?!
Lincoln: Yep. Anna, when we get back, give that fat mutant Hell!
Anna Anyanova: With pleasure.
Lincoln concentrated on Flip's army of armed musclebound thugs, and then, waves of red energy came right out of them and they screamed in agonizing pain, and the waves of red energy flowed into Lincoln and he was getting stronger and stronger and stronger still, and as soon as Lincoln was done, the thugs were all drained of all their energy and were all left as dried up corpses drained of their life forces, muscle mass, virility, and strength, and he sent them to The Black Gates. Then, we set our sights on Evil Chris McLean.
Me: Now for some fun. Time to torture him just like how Billy tortured our friends.
Nico: So much for your traps!
Me: Come and get some you malignant bald-headed torturer!
?: (ENRAGED NTH-DEGREE FUCKED-UP EXPLOSIVE SCREAM) YOU ALWAYS RUIN MY FUN! WHY CAN'T ALL OF YOU JUST DIE?!
Me: Yeah, fuck you too, asshole!
We then saw our target, Evil Chris McLean, and he was mad as Hell. He got out and threw a bomb at us, but Lincoln saved us by putting up a massive and powerful diamond barrier, and the bomb hit the barrier and exploded, but it stood strong, and that just made Evil Chris even angrier than ever and he was hitting the barrier with his fists, but that didn't work, but it did make his fists bloody, and then, he got out a bazooka and fired at it, it still didn't work: HE WAS ABSOLUTELY OUT OF HIS MIND AS HE CONTINUED ATTACKING THE BARRIER AND TRYING TO KILL US!
Nico: That fucker is absolutely out of his mind!
Lincoln: He's just as bad as Billy McLean, but unlike Billy, we're putting this animal out of his misery.
Lincoln fired a diamond ball at Evil Chris McLean which hit him in the face and sent him flying into a tree and Lincoln deactivated the barrier and we stood ready to fight Evil Chris McLean, who got back up, but now he was even more out of control and completely bat-shit rage crazy insane!
Evil Chris McLean: I'm not finished yet!
Evil Chris McLean hit a red button on his remote control and a massive bomb came out with enough power to destroy Pahkitew Island.
Evil Chris McLean: In two minutes, the bomb will detonate and destroy the entire island taking you all with it, YOU'RE ALL DEAD, LOSERS! (LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
Lisa Loud: You psychopathic madman!
Me and Nico: YOU'RE FUCKING INSANE!
Lisa Loud: My sentiments exactly, and someone needs to put you down for good.
Lisa used her powers and de-activated the bomb, and that angered Evil Chris to no end.
Nico: YEAH! Nice one, Lisa!
Lincoln: That's my little sister. (To Evil Chris McLean) Sorry, bastard, but your big finale's failed, and because of that stunt you pulled with the bomb, you've just sealed your fate!
Nico: What wire would you have cut?
Lisa: The red wire. It's that obvious.
Me: Now it's time for our own big finale! (SIGHS) May God forgive me.
I pulled out a bucket of chum!
EVERYONE GASPED IN HORROR!
Nico: Oh MAN! IS HE GOING TO DO WHAT I THINK HE IS!?
Eli: HE WOULDN'T!
I then ate the bucket of chum.
Laney: OH MAN! HE WOULD!
My stomach rumbled violently!
Nico: HE'S GOING TO BLOW!
EVERYONE DUCKED AND COVERED!
BUT THEN…
EXPLOSIVELY LOUD PROJECTILE VOMIT STORM!
I HURLED MY GUTS OUT ALL OVER EVIL CHRIS MCLEAN! SATURATING HIM IN A DELUGE OF VOMIT!
Nico: OH SICK!
Eli: THAT WAS GROSS!
Luna then fainted.
FWOMP!
Lana: That… Was… AWESOME!
Tsuyu: GEEZ! What a vomit storm!
Lola: Boy that was funny and gross!
Nico: How'd you like that?
Qin: Boy he is going to smell like that for a long time!
Zarya Moonwolf: Yeah no kidding!
Lana: Awesome!
Me: Nico, if I ever do that again, I want you to rip my heart out and eat it.
Nico: I'd never do that to you!
Me: I just fucking ate a bucket of chum and fucking hurled my fucking guts out all over Evil Chris!
Nico: But still I would never do that to you!
Me: You're right.
Qin: At least it's better than eating a 50 foot tapeworm.
Me: Yeah! (STOMACH GRUMBLES) UH OH!
(PROJECTILE VOMITS)
I then hurled my guts out all over Nico!
Nico: AW SICK!
Me: (Groans) (FAINTS)
I fainted.
Nico: He's gonna be out for a while.
Then my contingency plan kicked in.
POOF!
Clone me: Not if bosses contingency plan kicks in.
Nico: Awesome!
Me: But I am never going to do that again.
Nico: I wouldn't either.
Me: And don't worry. Boss ironed out all the bugs.
Nico: Awesome.
Maria washed Nico off.
Nico: Thanks Maria.
Maria: No problem.
Me: All right time to kick this evil jerkwad's butt.
May: Wait. Did anyone transform?
Me: No but they are about to now.
Suddenly, Lisa's green eyes turned neon green and she was surrounded by a rainbow energy aura with stars, rainbow lightning, lightning, gears, tech, phoenixes, and tech angels, she unholstered her massive Hephaestus' Lightning Tech Archangel Greatsword of Archangel Lightning Tech Justice and Scientific Archangel Tech Love from her back, and as she approached Evil Chris McLean, she left rainbow energy, stars, rainbow lightning, lightning, gears, tech, phoenixes, and tech angels with every step.
Lisa: I always know you were nothing more than trouble, you ignoramus mongrel, you purposefully used such horrendous methods that were considered illegal in the country and for what, your ratings? No, you used your horrendous illegal methods to quench your insatiable thirst for taking peoples' lives and to slake your sadism, and for that, you shall the price for your crimes.
Suddenly, Lisa was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow energy with stars, rainbow lightning, lightning, gears, and tech surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes and tech angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a green phoenix with red eyes glaring at Evil Chris McLean: the red eyes of eternal death.
Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln Loud's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, The Unity Crystals fired a beam of light into Lisa's massive Hephaestus' Lightning Tech Archangel Greatsword of Archangel Lightning Tech Justice and Scientific Archangel Tech Love, and then, it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of rainbow energy with stars, rainbow lightning, lightning, gears, and tech surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes and tech angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a green phoenix with red eyes glaring at Evil Chris McLean: the red eyes of eternal death is a MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF LISA AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!
Nico: HOLY GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!
Me: THIS IS IT!
Lincoln: IT'LL START RAINING BLOOD SOON, BRACE YOURSELVES! YOUR TIME'S FINALLY UP, YOU SICK TWISTED BASTARD!
THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO LISA! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, LISA EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!
THE LOUD HOUSE INSTRUMENTAL INTRO PLAYS
Lisa grew from 7'4" to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large green orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess,, she has green highlights in the bangs of her now long flowing brown hair reaching the bottom of her neck, she has neon green eyes and a rainbow energy aura with stars, rainbow lightning, lightning, gears, tech, phoenixes, and tech angels surrounding her, she has a rainbow tech angel holding the Thunder Kanji in her hands emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, she has on tech angels earrings with green gems for eyes and holding the Thunder, Tech, and Eternity Kanjis in their hands, she has on her her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with green gems on the gold lightning bolt links and green crystal links and a green tech angel-shaped Element of Harmony and below the Element of Harmony is a tech angel with green gems for eyes and holding the Thunder, Tech, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the pendant and white and gold accented choker on her neck, she has on a long-sleeved green shirt with red phoenix on it, red pants with rainbow lightning bolts on the pants legs, black leather knee-high boots with tech angels on them for the buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, rainbow lightning, lightning, gears, tech, phoenixes, and tech angels on the coattails, and on the back is a tech angel with gears and rainbow lightning surrounding it. Suddenly, Lisa felt a sharp pain on her back and then, her massive brown angel wings with green tips on the large brown feathers grew much bigger for her new body, and her eleven massive and long brown wolf tails now have green tips and green markings, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with large green gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Green Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has on green fingerless gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on the back and a Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Lisa's massive Hephaestus' Lightning Tech Archangel Greatsword of Archangel Lightning Tech Justice and Scientific Archangel Tech Love and all the greatswords and swords she's gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow energy, stars, rainbow lightning, lightning, gears, tech, phoenixes, and tech angels and when it emerged, it was transformed into Lisa Loud's Almighty Hephaestus Green Lightning Tech Archangel Greatsword of Archangel Greek Lightning Tech Justice and Scientific Archangel Greek Tech Love, it's a brand-new large greatsword with embedded green gems and the Greek God, Hephaestus, etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged green blade, large angel heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and large green gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large angel heads with green gems for eyes and angel head with green gems for eyes and a large green gem in its mouth on the bottom of the angel heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with large green gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left gold Bracer, Belt of Elemental Bravery with large angel head with green gems for eyes and a large green gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a green kanji below the tech angel that said, "Lisa Loud, Fifth Youngest of The Loud Family, Loving Sister of Many Siblings, Loving Youngest Daughter of Rita and Lynn Sr., Loving Girlfriend of Dexter, Intelligent Scientist and Genius of Gotham Royal York, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Descendant of 17th Century Alchemist Lisa of Loch Loud in Scotland, Archenemy of Professor Finbarr Calamitous, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin and Dr. Carol Linnaeus, Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary and Champion of Hephaestus, Defender of The Loud House and The Loud Family, and Master of Tech, Lightning, and Angels"
リサ・ラウド、ラウド家の5番目の末っ子、多くの兄弟の愛情深い妹、リタとリン・シニアの愛情深い末娘、デクスターの愛情深いガールフレンド、知性のある科学者でゴッサム・ロイヤル・ヨークの天才、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、守護者、擁護者、そして宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の救世主、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛の真の女神、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、ラウドハウスとミシガンの救世主、真の不滅のヒーロー、デストロイヤー、そして悪、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなしの殺し屋、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、スコットランドのラウド湖の17世紀の錬金術師リサの子孫、フィンバール・カラミタス教授の宿敵、モラグ・マクラフリンとキャロル博士の破壊者リンネ、チーム ラウド フェニックス ストームの創設者、ヘファイストスの使者およびチャンピオン、ラウド ハウスとラウド ファミリーの擁護者、そしてテクノロジー、ライトニング、エンジェルのマスター
Suddenly, Lisa's immense blue protective aura transformed into an immense protective rainbow aura with elements swirling around it, she'd transformed into her ultimate transformation.
Lisa Loud has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-TECH ANGEL-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE HEPHAESTUS GREEK ELECTRIC LIGHTNING TECH ANGEL GEAR TECH PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE HEPHAESTUS GREEK ELECTRIC LIGHTNING TECH ANGEL GEAR TECH PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE DIVINE HEPHAESTUS GREEK ELECTRIC LIGHTNING TECH ANGEL GEAR TECH PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were really amazed by Lisa's Super Angel-Tech Angel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Evil Chris McLean saw it, he went absolutely fucked-up insane and tried to stab Lisa with a knife, but Lisa fired a massive barrage of rainbow energy, stars, rainbow lightning, lightning, gears, tech, phoenixes, and tech angels, and they hit Evil Chris McLean, and he also got electrocuted badly. He got back up, but now, he was even angrier than ever!
Lisa: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Celestial Eternal Greek Electric Lightning Tech Phoenix Angel and Divine Harmonious United Friendship Celestial Eternal Greek Electric Lightning Tech Phoenix Angel Love) Apologies for keeping you all waiting.
Nico: No worries Lisa.
Ink Rose: And now, your soul will be condemned to eternal darkness for what you've done.
Suddenly, Ink Rose's purple eyes turned neon purple and she was surrounded by a black and purple energy aura with stars, darkness, black roses, dark magic, spiders, bats, and Alicorns, she unholstered her massive Ink Rose's Alicorn Eternal Magical Dark Rose Gothic Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Dark Rose Love and Gothic Dark Rose Harmony from her back, and as she approached Evil Chris McLean, she left black and purple energy, stars, darkness, black roses, dark magic, spiders, bats, and Alicorns with every step.
Ink Rose: There's absolutely no words that can describe how much I hate you so much, Evil Chris, and Lisa was right about every single word she said about. Now, it's high time we take you down and send your soul to the darkness where it rightfully belongs.
Suddenly, Ink Rose was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and purple energy with stars, darkness, black roses, and dark magic surrounding the vortex, there are bats, spiders, and an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a black phoenix with red eyes glaring at Evil Chris McLean: the red eyes of eternal death.
Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln Loud's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, they fired a beam of light into Ink Rose's massive Ink Rose's Alicorn Eternal Magical Dark Rose Gothic Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Dark Rose Love and Gothic Dark Rose Harmony, and then, it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of black and purple energy with stars, darkness, black roses, and dark magic surrounding the vortex, there are bats, spiders, and an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a black phoenix with red eyes glaring at Evil Chris McLean: the red eyes of eternal death is a MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HER AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!
THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO INK ROSE! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, INK ROSE EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!
(JILLIAN BY WITHIN TEMPTATION PLAYS)
Ink Rose grew from 6'11" to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven purple orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has black highlights in the bangs of her long flowing dark purple hair with pastel purple streaks, she has neon pastel purple eyes and a black and purple energy aura with stars, darkness, black roses, dark magic, spiders, bats, and Alicorns surrounding her, she has an Alicorn with a star and black rose emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with purple iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with purple gems for eyes and the Love, Darkness, and Eternity Kanjis in its horns, she also has an Alicorn with purple gems for eyes and the Love, Darkness, and Eternity Kanjis in its horn for the second pendant on the bottom of her Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and purple gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love, Ink Rose has on a black Gothic dress with spider web designs and bat beret in her hair, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, darkness, black roses, dark magic, spiders, bats, and Alicorns on the coattails, and on the back is an Alicorn surrounded by stars and on top of its horn is a black rose. Suddenly, Ink Rose felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive pastel purple angel wings with black tips on the pastel purple feathers and long dark purple tail with pastel purple streaks grew much bigger for her new body and she now has a pastel purple horn on her head. Ink Rose has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has her cutie mark on her right shoulder and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Ink Rose's massive Ink Rose's Alicorn Eternal Magical Dark Rose Gothic Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Dark Rose Love and Gothic Dark Rose Harmony and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and pastel purple energy, stars, darkness, black roses, dark magic, spiders, bats, and Alicorns, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Ink Rose's Goth Alicorn Eternal Magical Dark Rose Gothic Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Dark Rose Love and Equestrian Gothic Dark Rose Harmony, it's a brand-new large greatsword with embedded purple gems and her cutie mark and stars etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large black Alicorn heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with large purple gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large black alicorn heads with purple gems for eyes and large unicorn head with purple gems for eyes and large purple gem in its mouth on the bottom of the Alicorn heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle with purple gems for the eyes and a large purple gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip, Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip, and purple Crystal Saber holstered on her left hip. There's a purple kanji below the alicorn that said, "Ink Rose, Gothic Alicorn Princess of The Dark Gothic Rose, Goth Girl of Equestria, Friend of Moonlight Raven, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Archenemy of General Schwarz, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Empathy, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Humility, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of The Doomsday Twenty-Three and Queen Opaline, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, Member of The Goths of Darkness, and Master of Darkness, Black Roses, Dark Magic, and Alicorns"
インク・ローズ、ダーク・ゴシック・ローズのゴシック・アリコーン・プリンセス、エクエストリアのゴス少女、ムーンライト・レイヴンの友人、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、シュワルツ将軍の宿敵、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、多元宇宙、そしてその先へ、宇宙への希望の大使兼灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、共感、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、謙虚さ、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者と悪の殺害者、錯乱した、殺人的、無慈悲な、そしてサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、ドゥームズデイ 23 の破壊者とクイーン オパーリン、エクエストリア、ポニービル、カンタロットの擁護者、友情テーブルの騎士団のメンバー、闇のゴスのメンバー、そして闇のマスター、ブラックローズ、ダークマジック、アリコーン
Suddenly, Ink Rose's immense blue protective aura transformed into an immense protective rainbow aura with elements swirling around it, she'd transformed into her ultimate transformation.
Ink Rose has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DARK ROSE GOTHIC ALICORN PRINCESS-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC DARK GOTH DARK ROSE LOVE GOTHIC ROSE ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC DARK GOTH DARK ROSE LOVE GOTHIC ROSE ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC DARK GOTH DARK ROSE LOVE GOTHIC ROSE ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Ink Rose's Super Angel-Dark Rose Gothic Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Evil Chris saw it, he became EVEN MORE ANGRIER, and he tried to stab Ink Rose with a knife again, but Ink Rose fired a massive barrage of black and pastel purple energy, stars, darkness, black roses, dark magic, spiders, bats, and Alicorns at Evil Chris McLean, and they exploded as they hit him, he got back up and this made him EVEN MORE ANGRIER!
Nico: (TRULY AMAZED) Whoa...!
Me: (TRULY AMAZED) Incredible...!
Lincoln: (TRULY AMAZED BEYOND IMAGINATION) That's so awesome! Ink Rose's transformed into her Super Angel-Dark Rose Gothic Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and what you tried to do to her, I'm going to enjoy smashing your face in!
Ink Rose: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The United Friendship Divine Cosmic Starstorm Gothic Dark Rose Alicorn Princess Angel and Divine United Friendship Divine Cosmic Starstorm Gothic Dark Rose Alicorn Princess Angel Love) And we're also going to enjoy sending your soul into the darkness where you belong, Evil Chris.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Ink Rose and Lisa, and so did we as we also unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You made a huge mistake laying out those traps and trying to kill us, Evil Chris. Now, you will face the full extent of our wrath and you will pay for every last one of your transgressions.
Lincoln, Ink Rose, and Lisa went after Evil Chris McLean who's now gone Nth Degree Fucked-Up Super Crazy, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and purple energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Golems, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Elemental Phoenixes, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Evil Chris McLean and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more with his gold armored claws and firing energy slashes from his gold armored claws and he, Ink Rose, and Lisa attacked him with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really really really driving Evil Chris McLean mad and he was becoming EVEN MORE ANGRIER BY THE SECOND! THEN, HE LITERALLY TURNED INTO AN OUT-OF-CONTROL RABID DOG AND HE WAS FOAMING AT THE MOUTH EVEN MORE!
Evil Chris McLean: (NTH-DEGREE FUCKED-UP SUPER MEGA ENRAGED SCREAM) I'LL KILL YOU ALL!
Nico: Chum's the least of your worries now!
Me: You got that right!
I pulled out a leach blaster.
Me: Taste leaches!
POP POP POP POP!
I fired 4 leaches and they stuck to Evil Chris and they hurt.
Laney: Top this one!
Laney called a bunch of voracious snapping turtles and she hit them with a hockey stick and they chomped onto Evil Chris and then one BIT HIM RIGHT IN THE KIWIS! OUCH!
Me: Time for you to throw up Evil Chris!
I pulled out a bottle of Ipecac!
Nico: Ipecac!? Whoa.
I then shoved it down his throat and teleported back.
Laney: Is something supposed to happen?
Me: Wait for it.
But then…
Evil Chris: HULEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
HE WAS HURLING HIS GUTS OUT!
Evil Chris: LEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH! Oh...Oh, God, why didn't anybody tell me...HULLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH! Oh, my God, my insides are on fir...LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH! No, please...no more...no more, no...LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING… GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL! Get the phone! Call nine-one-on...HULEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH! Chef, Chef, Chef get in here...HULEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH! Okay. I think it's all gone. I think it's...HULEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH! I don't wanna, I don't wanna...HULLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHH! LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH! LEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! BLEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[The vomiting stops for a bit, and the whole area around him is covered in puke.]
Me: (Smirks) Who wants chowder?
Evil Chris: HUUULLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHH!
HE PROJECTILE VOMITED ALL OVER!
Nico launched a beehive and then it stuck onto Evil Chris and he screamed as he was being stung all over!
Xenia: OH YEAH!
Nico: Have fun being stung!
Qin: (LAUGHS) Yeah!
Nico: That was funny.
Lincoln: It sure was!
But then Evil Chris McLean ran at Lincoln, Lisa, and Ink Rose now super mega enraged and now completely out of his mind, but Lincoln kicked him hard in the stomach and sent him flying up into the air, and he'd held out his left hand, and the Seven Dragon Balls on his Dragon Ball Bracelet glowed, and they fired seven black and red energy blasts that formed into a massive black and red energy ball, then, he condensed it to the size of his body.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) BLACK GATES JUDGEMENT BALL!
Lincoln fired the black and red energy ball which hits Evil Chris McLean and sent him straight to The Black Gates forever, we all cheered as Lincoln, Lisa, and Ink Rose holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Ink Rose's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, longer purple tail, longer pastel purple horn, and massive pastel purple angel wings are permanent, and Lisa's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long brown wolf tails, and massive brown angel wings are permanent.
Lisa: That'll teach that psychopathic sociopath a lesson he'll never forget.
Suddenly, Ink Rose felt wobbly and she was about to faint, but Lincoln caught her in his massive and powerful muscular arms.
Lincoln: You okay, Ink Rose?
Ink Rose: I'm a little dizzy from that, but I'm okay.
Me: Now, you know how we felt. But, that was so awesome, you guys really gave that asshole the violent beating of his life.
Nico: You got that right, and Lincoln, Lisa, Ink Rose, you guys really unleashed untold violence on that asshole, and that was a Black Gates version of The Negative Karma Ball you used on him, right, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Yep, it's known as The Black Gates Judgement Ball, and it has the same function of The Black Gates.
Lisa: Given what Billy McLean has done in the past, it was indeed perfect for Lincoln to use it on Evil Chris.
Ink Rose: There is no forgiveness to be given to Evil Chris for any of his crimes, he deserves every bit of pain and suffering as his heart and soul were as black as the night itself.
Suddenly, Ink Rose wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Ink Rose's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms, and then, placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and Alicorn flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and darkness behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Ink Rose sucked in and absorbed the darkness and elements and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Nico: That was a really intense fight, and I didn't expect Evil Chris to have a bomb planted as part of his grand finale.
Lincoln: But, in the end, his grand finale has come to an end, and now, he's in The Black Gates for good.
Lincoln beamed the bomb to our weapons vault for any future use we have for it.
Me: That was so funny though.
Nico: Now for other business.
Eli: Yep and we have Another Kidney, Pinto, Fava, Chili, Navy, Lima, Garbanzo, Cannelini, Rotten and Jelly Beans as well as Evil Search Man and Touch & Go.
Me: Whoa! All beans!?
Mr. Touch: Oh they are all called The Bean Platoon. And yes they are all living beans. But they all fart all the time. Smells horrible.
Mr. Go: Except for Jelly Beans. They are sweet.
Qin: Cool!
Maria: Who do we call in for that?
Me: Lenora Mountaineu.
Mr. Go: That's perfect and they all agreed to have one archenemy.
Xenia: Neat.
Lincoln: Elemental HERO Darkbright VS Beans of Farts and Evil.
Me: I like it.
Maria called her in and then in a flash of black lightning came LENORA MOUNTAINEU!
Lenora Mountaineu: I'm here guys!
Nico: Awesome.
Lenora Mountaineu: Whoa why is everything all inundated in throw up?
Me: Don't fucking ask.
Qin: Yeah.
Misty Brightdawn: We do NOT want to talk about it!
Lenora Mountaineu: Oh boy.
Laney: Yeah.
Nico: Glad you came.
Lenora Mountaineu: Glad I could make it.
Qin: Boy this was a funny battle though.
Lola: Yep.
Eli: I sense that the Anothers minus Touch & Go are one person. And she is a brutal and strong one.
Nico: Whoa!
Qin: This will be interesting!
Nico: Here they come!
We saw The Anothers! We saw Another Kidney, Pinto, Fava, Chili, Navy, Lima, Garbanzo, Cannelini, Rotten and Jelly Beans as well as Evil Search Man!
Me: WHOA!
They were farting big time!
FART FART FARTFARTFARTFARTFART FART FART FART FART FART FART! FARTFARTFART!
Nico: Boy they sure are gassy!
Qin: WHEW! No kidding!
Another Kidney Bean: (In a girls voice) Sorry about that. Can't help it.
Me: (GASP) That voice.
They merged and she reverted back and was a girl with red hair, red eyes, red fire angel wings and had red clothes and had a tiara with the symbol of the Violence Dopant on it and on her skirt was the same symbol.
Me: (GASP) Varya Violence!
Varya Violence: Yep. Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here. Varya is the Embodiment of The Violence Dopant and she is the most brutal and savage out of them all. She can bash anyone's faces in with incredible strength and ferociousness and one time she beat up a bad bully so bad that she literally smashed EVERY SINGLE bone in his body into dust! Turning him into a lifeless blob.
Nico: HOLY SHIT!
Qin: That is brutal!
Philip: No kidding but that is awesome!
Varya Violence: It sure was and I was defending people I care about. I use violence to help people hence why I'm the embodiment of Violence.
Xenia: Cool!
Nico: You'd get along with the Trinity of Violence.
Varya Violence: (LAUGHS) Yeah I would definitely fit right in.
Lola: We would be known as The Quartet of Violence.
Me: Good name.
Varya Violence: Just because I'm brutal and fierce and deadly doesn't mean that I'm completely heartless. I have a heart of gold.
Me: Good.
Xenia: Yeah.
Me: By the way is the Another Touch & Go friendly or hostile?
Varya Violence: Well she is Hostile and she has it out for Sakura Knudson.
Sakura Knudson: A Hostile one out for me!? I wonder what happened?
Me: I guess we'll find out soon.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and was separated from the Anothers!
Nico: Awesome!
Lenora Mountaineu: Lets do it!
Sari: Oh yeah!
They fired waves of black lightning and energy and blasted the Anothers and I caught Evil Search Man's book. Nico then went and ate the beans and he loved them.
Nico: Ahh. (LOUD BELCH)
He belched out the Wonder Ride Books and I caught them.
Me: Nice.
Nico: Time for backup!
Maria: Already on it! (TURNS DIAL) DIABOLICAL FURY 6!
She summoned Diabolico, Evil Cloud Man, Gluttony, Mad Steamhorn, Parasite and King of Flan!
Nico: Yeah!
Xenia: This is gonna be good.
Nico: This will be good.
Qin: Yep.
Me: We don't have to wait long!
We saw ANOTHER TOUCH & GO!
Xenia: WHOA!
Lola: This will be awesome.
Nico: Who the fuck are you?!
Another Touch: (In a girls voice) SAKURA SHOULD KNOW!
Sakura Knudson: (GASP) That voice!
She reverted back and it was a girl with purple hair and had blue eyes and had tattered black clothes.
Sakura Knudson: (GASP) Ashley Griffin!
Me: WHOA! Ashley what happened!? You look like you were living out on the streets!
Ashley Griffin: Thanks to Sakura I HAVE been living on the streets!
Nico: WHOA! You know her?
Sakura Knudson: And I wish I didn't. Ashley was from a very powerful and prominent rich family and she was one of the meanest queen bee girls we met.
Ashley Griffin: She is also the one that gave me this!
She turned and to our shock and horror we saw that she had a nasty blast hole scar on her back!
Qin: WHOA!
Nico: That looks like an energy blast scar!
Sakura Knudson: Yep. I blasted her back as a reminder that if she messed with me or my brother or anyone else that there will be hell to pay.
Nico: What happened?
Sakura Knudson: It was 10 years ago. It was after me and J.D. caught Ashley picking on the disabled.
FLASHBACK - Colorado: 10 Years ago.
Sakura Knudson: (Voiceover) Me and J.D. found Ashley picking on a girl that was in a wheelchair and We were recording it all with our phones. We showed it to the principal and got her expelled.
We stood outside looking triumphant as we saw her leave.
Ashley Griffin: I will get you for this Sakura! You will rue the day you crossed me!
Then she went down the path.
But then…
Sakura fired an energy blast and it hit her square in the back and it exploded! Blasting a nasty hole in her back that was really burned, cauterized and bleeding bad. Smoke came out of Sakura's hand from the blast.
Young Sakura Knudson: Consider that your first and only warning shot. If you mess with me or my brother or anyone else, there will be hell to pay! That's a promise!
Sakura Knudson: (Voiceover) That's how she got my mark on her. Ashley's mom and dad were absolutely furious with her after that and they sent her to a boarding school in another part of the world. They also disinherited her from their fortune and even disowned her. She vowed to have terrible revenge on me.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Sakura Knudson: And that's how I ruined her life.
Ashley Griffin: And I even heard you were kidnapped.
Sakura Knudson: Yes by Swartz and he trained me.
Kaito: (gets out King Ohger Gear) Normally, we'd ask what Swartz promised you.
Zocks: (gets out King Ohger Gear) But I think we know what said promise was.
They got KingCalibur Swords.
Me: And that's to get revenge on my sister for ruining your life and blasting you which gave you that scar.
Ashley Griffin: That's right!
Me: You had it coming Ashley.
Sakura Knudson: Swartz taught me a lot of things but the one thing that he would never do was Pick on the Disabled! They did nothing to deserve that kind of treatment! Now it's time you go to jail!
Nico: That can be your new home from now on.
Sakura Knudson: You've had this coming for a long time.
Sakura teleported and punched and kicked and bashed Ashley all over and knocked her teeth out and kicked her down.
Ashley had blood dripping from her mouth.
Ashley Griffin: You are SO DEAD!
Ashley went at her but Sakura jumped and kicked her in the face and then she kicked her in the back and bashed her down.
Sakura flipped back and then Ashley turned into ANOTHER TOUCH & GO!
Sougo: (gets out King Ohger Ridewatch) It's your own fault for picking on that girl.
Geiz: (Gets out King Ohger gear) Especially given her disability!
Sougo and Geiz got KuwagataOhgerArmor.
Nico: That's right! You brought all that on yourself!
Xenia: Big time!
Nico: No one picks on the disabled! (ACTIVATES TOUCH & GO AND EVIL SEARCH MAN'S RIDEWATCHES)
He fired a wave of energy and smashed her down.
May: That is disgusting! (ACTIVATES BLACKBRIAR THORN AND STARMAN EXE'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired waves of stars and energy and smashed her down.
Maria: And that shows you have no soul! (ACTIVATES WEREWOLF BY NIGHT AND HANAYAIDA'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired waves of energy and smashed her all over.
Sari: And take this one! (ACTIVATES EVIL SEARCH MAN'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired missiles and blasted her all over.
Then SkullMeramon, Creepy Lighthouse Keeper, Earth Imperial Ninja Fumin, Universe 666 Scar, Gammaizer Climate and Tornado Tyrant came.
Nico: Nice team SkullMeramon.
SkullMeramon: Thanks Nico!
Qin: Boy that is cool!
Me: Yep. It sure is.
Then a Houndstone came.
Me: Cool a Houndstone.
Lola: Wow.
Brittney: What a cool one.
Houndstone: (In a girls voice) This is gonna be awesome.
Nico: Nyssa Carter! Wow!
She reverted back and was a girl with black hair, blue eyes and had sharp fangs and she had purple clothes.
Nyssa Carter: Awesome to see you again Nico.
Sakura Knudson: Wow you're a vampire?
Nyssa Carter: I sure am. Lets get her.
Sakura and Nyssa: You obviously do not know WHO YOU ARE FUCKING WITH!
They both fired energy blasts and smashed her down and I caught the ridewatch and purified it and then we tied her up and gagged her.
Nico: Awesome!
Nyssa Carter: Oh yeah!
Sari: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Nyssa Carter: When me and Nico found and blew apart a massive cult of werewolves in Romania.
Me: Whoa that is amazing. I singlehandedly mutilated and mauled a cult of werewolves as J.D. the Nocturnal in Paris.
Nyssa Carter: I heard all about that. That was amazing.
Lola: Yep. It was bloody.
Zuria: And awesome seeing J.D. like that.
Xenia: Yep.
Nico: It sure was.
Nico and Nyssa hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Nyssa Carter: Same here.
We later went back home and then Nico put my real self in my bed in my bedroom.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, and Tree Rex are heading to Traverse Town, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the twenty-three girls here, but we're also going to take down take down Lord Raptor who's come back and send him to The Masters of Evil.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Traverse Town, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the twenty-three girls here, but we're also going to take down Lord Raptor who's come back yet again.
Luna: What? Didn't you take that zombie rockstar down on your rescue last year, dude?
Lincoln: I did, but it appears he used his magic and sent his soul right back to the Underworld.
Nico: He cheated Death, oh, I hate it when he does that!
Lincoln: He's survived much worse, but we're going to take him down again and send him to The Masters of Evil.
Tracer: (British Accent) Right, and since we're here in Traverse Town, we're bound to run into the Keyblade Knight of Traverse Town.
Suddenly, we saw a beautiful and super sexy girl with long purple hair, purple eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful purple angel wings, and she's dressed in a purple blouse, purple sleeveless crop top, purple skirt, purple pants, purple legwarmers, purple sneakers, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with light, Keyblades, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Traverse Town in her right hand is the Ends of The Earth Keyblade, and with her are the twenty-three girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Trina Traverse, Keyblade Knight of Traverse Town.
Trina Traverse: Yep, and I got the girls away from that rockstar zombie.
?: TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM, YOU WILL PAY FOR CRASHING MY PERFORMANCE AGAIN!
We then saw our target, Lord Raptor, and boy, was he mad.
Sylvester: Gig's over, Lord Raptor. Time to take a bow and clear the stage!
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: You cheated death last year, and now, you left us no choice but to resort to more violent measures. Let's get him!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Demonic Bloodstained Stellar Eternal Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel of Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Justice and Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Compassion and he unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demon Knight Sparda Demonic Fang Demon Hound Greatsword of Demon Hound Darkness Justice from his back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Tracer's team, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Lord Raptor, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln fired dark magic blasts and tied Lord Raptor up in a dark magic straitjacket, and then, he grabbed and threw him into a portal that led right to The Masters of Evil's HQ. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: You should consider yourself lucky that I didn't do worse to you. (To Trina Traverse) And it's so good to see you again, Trina Traverse.
Trina Traverse: You too, Linky, and it's so good to see you again, Sora, Riku, and Kairi.
Sora: You too, Trina Traverse.
Lincoln went up to Trina Traverse and they hugged her, and Trina Traverse is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Trina : Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know this sexy hot mama?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D, this is Trina Traverse, Keyblade Knight of Traverse Town, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and the younger sister of Tina Traverse, Sailor Soldier of Traverse Town, she's a Keyblader and she harbors a very very nasty hatred for Julius, the monster from Runaway Brain, and all the Heartless in general as well as what they did to her home before including separating all 99 puppies from Pongo and Perdita. She is also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi, Eli, Cid, Yuffie, Leon, Aerith, and all their friends on the islands including Sora's mother and is a very awesome sister to Aqua and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married.
Selene Emperyous: She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.
Nico: Wow. Plus, we got Pongo, Perdita, and their 99 children are at The World Tree Estate: their new home, and we threw Cruella De Vil in prison for good.
Trina Traverse: Good riddance, she deserves to rot in prison for good.
Lincoln: She won't last a single day in prison, I can bet that in the next few weeks, Cruella De Vil will probably die from her mentally unstable state.
Girl Jordan: (Smirks) Care to wager on that, Linky? If you're right on that, all of us will go on a date to the Bahamas. But, if you're wrong, then, you'll be subjected to a full night of extreme lovemaking from all of us for four weeks, and we mean, ALL! NIGHT! (Slow Motion) LONG!
May: (Smirks) And the same will apply to you, honey.
Varie: (Smirks) And to you too, J.D.
Nico and I gasped!
Me: OH NO, YOU DIDN'T!
Nico: They did, dude! Our harems teamed up and made a really huge bet! (Gulps)
Lincoln: (Smirks) Alright, you're on!
Luna: And he took the bet!
Lola: Lincoln's right though, Cruella's deeds are that notorious in the space prisons and in London and it won't be long before one of them goes in for the kill.
Lincoln: And if that happens, you know what'll happen to her. And now that you're here, Trina.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Trina Traverse in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Trina Traverse: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Trina Traverse's neck with purple gems on the gold lightning bolts and purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Trina Traverse: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Trina Traverse.
Trina Traverse had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes and she jumped Lincoln and proceeded to kiss him on his face, lips, and massive muscled body, and he also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the twenty-three girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them immediately. The twenty-three girls are Aoi Hinata, Iris Smith, Kitty Saifon, Lucy Fuuke, Mina Winston, and Sheryl Winzar from Men At Work 2 ~ Welcome to Hunter Academy ~, Justine Cleighton, Lisa Earhart, Loretta Stone, Marion Weinberg, Mira Eden, Miriam Sinclair, Mizuho Ayanokouji, Monica Albright, and Phyllis Siphon from Men At Work 3 ~Hunter-tachi no Seishun~, Justine Crichton, Kath, Leana Crichton, Lisetta Pages, Mireille Carre, Reina Crichton, and Shizuho Ainsworth from Men At Work 4, and Mithra from Asura's Wrath.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Aoi Hinata, Iris Smith, Kitty Saifon, Lucy Fuuke, Mina Winston, and Sheryl Winzar from Men At Work 2 ~ Welcome to Hunter Academy ~, Justine Cleighton, Lisa Earhart, Loretta Stone, Marion Weinberg, Mira Eden, Miriam Sinclair, Mizuho Ayanokouji, Monica Albright, and Phyllis Siphon from Men At Work 3 ~Hunter-tachi no Seishun~, Justine Crichton, Kath, Leana Crichton, Lisetta Pages, Mireille Carre, Reina Crichton, and Shizuho Ainsworth from Men At Work 4, and Mithra from Asura's Wrath.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Mithra: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Mithra and the other twenty-two girls saw who it was that saved them from Lord Raptor, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white choker collar with gold accents and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura around him.
Mithra: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made twenty-two clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Aoi Hinata: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, twenty-three Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Aoi Hinata, Iris Smith, Kitty Saifon, Lucy Fuuke, Mina Winston, Sheryl Winzar, Justine Cleighton, Lisa Earhart, Loretta Stone, Marion Weinberg, Mira Eden, Miriam Sinclair, Mizuho Ayanokouji, Monica Albright, Phyllis Siphon, Justine Crichton, Kath, Leana Crichton, Lisetta Pages, Mireille Carre, Reina Crichton, Shizuho Ainsworth, and Mithra with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to the World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team were shocked to find out the villain we went after was the zombie rockstar, Lord Raptor, who came back and it was due to him cheating death a year ago.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did in taking him down and Lincoln tying him up in a dark magic straitjacket and sent to The Masters of Evil's HQ, everyone cheered and they hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him and steam escaped his ears. Lincoln and Trina Traverse have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: I can't believe it, Lord Raptor came back again, and even worse, he cheated death a year ago on your rescue in Tennessee.
Lincoln: He was never one to stay dead, but now, he's in The Masters of Evil, so no harm done.
Eli: Actually, you did do much more harm to him, given that your future wife is Hsien-Ko, and that zombie's tried to get her affections for years through dark means.
Nicole: He's got you on that one, and being the white knight you are, you weren't going to stand by and let him do that.
Nico: She's right though, you always come to the defense of your future wives and Guardian Angels when some dumbass tries to flirt with them or try to kidnap them, and it never ends well for them.
Me: I can't forget any of those events either.
After taking down Lord Raptor and throwing him to The Masters of Evil, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Trina Traverse saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Trina Traverse: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Trina, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Trina Traverse: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Trina Traverse: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Nico: Yep. So, Trina, what memories did you have with Lincoln?
Trina Traverse: Oh man, I was hoping you'd ask that. Well, this one time, Lincoln and I along with the rest of his Guardian Angels went to Lynn's Table for a special lunch date. But then, we heard a loud belch in the air and caught the stench of B.O. in the air, and we knew only person who would have B.O.: Lynn, and she was still out for Lincoln's blood. We'd had enough of that moron, so Lincoln fired blasts of water at Lynn and gave her a bath, but that didn't save her for long as we then piled on and brutally beat her ass up, then, Lincoln punched her in the face and gave her a black eye. Then, he ordered her to leave, that animal roared and beat her chest like a gorilla and ran out on all fours like the farting animal that she is.
Hannah Hollow: But, as soon as she got back home, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, and Mr. and Mrs. Loud were really enraged that Lynn tried to kill Lincoln again, thanks to us giving them the message. Show them the video, Trina.
Trina Traverse showed the video of Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, and Mr. and Mrs. Loud all glaring at Lynn, and that resulted in Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, and Lily pouncing on and brutally beating Lynn into the dirt. When they were done, Lynn looked like she got into a nasty fight with some big thugs at the biker bar.
Eli: HOLY FISHPASTE!
Nico: Jeez, Lynn pissed off her family big time along with her little brother once more!
Lincoln: She sure did, we thought she'd finally learn her lesson after all those other times.
Me: But, she didn't, like Lincoln said, Lynn had her head too far up her butt and she was incredibly too stubborn and too prideful.
Luna: That Dark Side made think only with her butt and not with her head and heart. She was such a stubborn jackass, and some of us had murder on our minds if Lynn ever did that again, forget about Lincoln's Guardian Angels coming after her because the next time she dared to do that, we'd be the ones to end up going after her and finishing what his Guardian Angels started.
Laney Emperyous: But, that wouldn't work for you, Luna, don't forget: Lynn also had Lori, Lola, Lisa, and Luan with her. Even if you succeeded in ending Lynn, you'd wind up getting targeted for death by Lori, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and Lincoln wouldn't want you, Leni, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lily, and Mr. and Mrs. Loud to pay the price for standing up for him.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Rita (Hoenn), Noelle, Princess Sara, Verona, Wilhomena, Rita (New Pokémon Snap), and Professor Bellis are heading to Hydrocity Zone.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Rita (Hoenn), Noelle, Princess Sara, Verona, Wilhomena, Rita (New Pokémon Snap), and Professor Bellis are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Rita (Hoenn), Noelle, Princess Sara, Verona, Wilhomena, Rita (New Pokémon Snap), and Professor Bellis had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Professor Bellis: Wow, so this is Hydrocity Zone, it sure is awesome.
Lincoln: It sure is, Professor Bellis, and it's perfect for our date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Rita (Hoenn), Noelle, Princess Sara, Verona, Wilhomena, Rita (New Pokémon Snap), and Professor Bellis dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the back they had an awesome volleyball game, and Rita (Hoenn), Noelle, Princess Sara, Verona, Wilhomena, Rita (New Pokémon Snap), and Professor Bellis got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, but then, they saw hulking muscle-bound thugs hired by Flip coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he'd sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Rita (Hoenn), Noelle, Princess Sara, Verona, Wilhomena, Rita (New Pokémon Snap), and Professor Bellis and they hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Rita (Hoenn), Noelle, Princess Sara, Verona, Wilhomena, Rita (New Pokémon Snap), and Professor Bellis placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and we saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Looks like someone really had a good time at Hydrocity Zone, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!
Suddenly, seven Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Rita (Hoenn), Noelle, Princess Sara, Verona, Wilhomena, Rita (New Pokémon Snap), and Professor Bellis with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Rita (Hoenn), Noelle, Princess Sara, Verona, Wilhomena, Rita (New Pokémon Snap), and Professor Bellis are in your harem.
May: That's really awesome. Plus, when you marry Princess Sara in the future, Lincoln, you'll be related to The King and Queen of the Mirage Kingdom, and she fell in love with you on the day we went after Hansen.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Rita (Hoenn), Noelle, Princess Sara, Verona, Wilhomena, Rita (New Pokémon Snap), and Professor Bellis, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and he should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
Inuyasha: Leave that to me. (YELLS AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS AT THE JERKS) SHUT YOUR HALF-WIT PIE HOLE, YOU MORONIC MUTANT CHEAPSKATE!
Suddenly, the Beads of Subjugation on Flip's neck glowed and the amplified gravity forced Flip to faceplant on the ground, and we laughed hysterically.
Nico: Those Beads of Subjugation really are awesome!
Lincoln: And that'll be to remand that stupid mutant if he so much as gets anymore dumb ideas once again. Remind me to add more punishments to him.
Me: We'll do just that. And you also know what today is, right, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Yeah, today's the start of the war against the evil older brothers of the Elemental Monarch Gene-Slammers.
Hilary Thestalos: We'll be ready for our dumbass older brothers, and we'll make them pay.
Later it was time for another awesome Super Mario Galaxy adventure.
Nico: Next is Bigmouth Galaxy.
Eli: Cool!
Me: That was that one that looks like a fish.
Nico: Yep.
Shope: I'll go next.
Julie Yamamoto: I'll go too.
Nico: Okay then.
Nicole: Go get it.
They went in and Nicole activated the simulator and they were at BIGMOUTH GALAXY.
Nico: Whoa!
Julie Yamamoto: Bigmouth Galaxy.
Shope: So awesome.
Nico: Any tips on this one Nicole?
Nicole: (On the radio) This one is a very simple one. Just get to and open the treasure chest at the end. But you have to dive into the water to get to it.
Nico: Okay.
Shope: Looks like we're getting wet.
Julie Yamamoto: That's for sure.
?: Let me help.
A Flamigo came.
Nico: A Flamigo! Wow!
Flamigo: (In a girls voice) (Jamaican Accent) I think this will be fun mon.
Nico: Maria Reid!? Wow!
Julie Yamamoto: Don't revert back yet.
Flamigo: Don't worry. I will save that for the end.
Nico: Here we go.
They dove in.
Nico: I see Gringills up ahead!
Julie Yamamoto: Me too.
Shope: Lets get them!
Flamigo fired waves of energy and blasted them.
Julie Yamamoto: Wall ahead. I got this.
She fired an energy blast and blew it apart and they went through.
Then they swam and got to the shore at the end. Then they saw the chest.
Nico: There's the chest and NUMEROUS Goombas are in front of it.
Shope: This will be fun.
Flamigo fired waves of energy and blasted the Goombas all over.
Nico: (gets out Touch and Go and KGBeast's Ridewatches) Let's clear a path!
Nico activated them and blasted the Goombas.
Then Shope fired a blast of lightning and blasted the Goombas.
Nico: YEAH!
Nico blasted the chest open! Out came the star!
Nico: There it is!
Shope and Julie went and got it!
YOU GOT A STAR!
Nico: YEAH!
Maria Reid reverted back and she was a girl with pink hair and pink clothes and had pink angel wings.
Maria Reid: That was so awesome mon!
Nico: Yeah!
They all high five.
Nico: YEAH!
Shope: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Maria Reid: When me and Nico were on my family's banana farm mon. And we gave Kingston a huge load of bananas.
Nico: That was awesome. It always reminded me of the Banana Boat song.
Julie Yamamoto: (LAUGHS) That was funny.
Maria Reid: It sure was mon.
They hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Maria Reid: Same here mon.
They left.
Later we were watching TV and Courage was resting on Muriel's lap as she was rocking and Eustace was reading the paper.
We were watching War Movies with Eustace.
But then…
Eustace: OOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!
Courage: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Eustace Scared Courage with his ugly mask. But in doing so it caused a chain reaction that led to…
Chef Hatchet: (PROJECTILE VOMITING)
But then..
Duncan: (PROJECTILE VOMITING)
Samey: (PROJECTILE VOMITING)
Stacey: (PROJECTIVE VOMITING)
Total Drama Contestants: (MASSIVE PROJECTILE VOMIT FEST!)
OH SICK!
They vomited streams of rainbow vomit all over the place and saturated much of the floor in it!
Me: OH SICK!
Nico: OH GOOD GOD! CLEANUP ON ISLE 36!
Eustace laughed.
But then…
KRABONK!
Eustace got bashed on the head with a mallet!
Eustace: OW! (Dazed and stupid) What did I do?
Poliwag: Hey, Poromon.
Pormon: What?
Poliwag: Are you hungry?
Poromon turned slowly toward him. After a short glance to check that there wasn't some nasty parasite feeding off the blue Pokemon's brain, he bounced to his side.
Poromon: (whispers in Poliwag's ear): Let me tell you a secret.
Poliwag: What?
Poromon: I'm a second-level baby digimon, so...
Poliwag: Yeah, and so?
Poromon: I'M ALWAYS HUNGRY!
Poliwag jumped so far away he toppled over the side of the couch and fell to the ground, his eyes replaced with two large black swirls. Poromon returned to his position and resumed pressing the remote's button with a speed a dactylographer would have envied him. After a few seconds, Poliwag jumped back on the couch and glared at him.
Poliwag: What was that for?
Poromon: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Poliwag: Oh. That's funny.
Poromon: Want to raid the cookie jar?
Poliwag: Lets do it.
Horsea: Did someone say cookies?!
Manaphy: We're in.
Poromon; Awesome. Lets go.
Poliwag: There they are!
They saw the cookie jar.
They got to the cookie jar and then opened it and then…
ALARMS BUZZ AND AIR HORNS BLARE!
Manaphy: WHOA!
Eli: AHA!
Lana: Caught you red handed mascots!
Lola: Those are daddy's chocolate s'mores caramel cluster cookies. They are for after dinner!
Ranamon: You put those back!
Poromon: Never! (eats a few cookies)
Manaphy: You're in trouble Poromon!
Poromon: I'm a bad bird!
Lana: HEY!
They ran!
Mascots: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE!
They ran with the cookies!
Lola: GET BACK HERE WITH THOSE COOKIES!
They ran fast!
Twins: HEY! WHAT DID WE JUST SAY!? YOU GET BACK HERE NOW!
Diamond Tiara: Ok, what have they done now?!
Me: Ran off with Mr. Lynn's freshly baked cookies he made for after dinner.
Lincoln: Oh no! Not our chocolate s'mores caramel cluster cookies!
Me: Just be glad it's not May's food.
May: Yeah.
Diamond Tiara: Boy those must be really good cookies.
Lincoln: They are some of the best D.T.
Nico: They sure are.
They were hiding behind a bunch of boxes in the basement.
Poromon: They'll never find us here!
?: Oh I wouldn't be so sure.
They saw a Cetitan!
Manaphy: Whoa a Cetitan!
Poromon: Shh! Be quiet! We're hiding!
Then the door opened.
Ranamon: Aha! Found y'all!
Manaphy: Uh oh!
Poromon: Oh no.
Qin: Give those cookies back!
Poliwag: NEVER!
Horsea ate a few more cookies.
Diamond Tiara: All right give us those cookies!
Me: Boy those must be really good cookies to eat for the mascots.
Nico: No kidding.
Xenia: Yeah.
?: Can you hear me everyone?
Astrotrain: King Kai, now isn't the best time!
?: (sarcastically) Well, I guess I can call back later.
Spiderman: Madame Web?!
Me: Madame Web!? Wow!
Cetitan: (In a girls voice) Wow this will be good.
Nico: Kira Cetalia!? Wow.
She reverted back and was a girl with blue hair and purple clothes and had a blue whale in the middle of her forehead.
She grabbed the mascots and came upstairs.
Madame Web then appeared in person.
Spiderman: Madame Web? What are you doing here?
Madame Web: I need your help with something very urgent.
Me: It's an honor to meet you Madame Web and we'll do what we can to help you.
Nico: What's the problem?
Madame Web: The Tablet of Order and Chaos shattered and I need your help to find and collect all the pieces that were scattered across the multiverse and bring them back.
Spiderman: Before anyone asks, it wasn't me!
Madame Web: I know it's not this version of you. It was caused accidentally by another version of you. One who is very similar to you but without the existence of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Me: Hmm. Very unusual.
Qin: Yeah. So it's a Spiderman that we haven't met yet.
Nico: One that comes from a universe where we don't exist.
Camie: Wow.
Me: Very interesting.
Nico: Where are the fragments?
Madame Web: The pieces are now fragmented across other dimensions, dimensions that are strange reflections of our own… (shows the 1930s world of Spider-Man Noir) A past unlike ours… (shows the younger world of Ultimate Spider-Man) A present day out of synch… (shows the futuristic world of Spider-Man 2099) And a distant future which may or may not come to pass.
Me: WHOA! That is amazing!
Qin: A 1930's version of Spiderman, Ultimate Spiderman and Spiderman 2099.
Nico: All versions we read about.
Lola: Stan Lee showed us those versions.
Me: And you must have heard about our battle with the Marvel Zombies right?
Madame Web: Yes and thankfully they are not part of this. You freed them though. But this will be an interesting journey for all of you.
Me: We're really excited about this one.
Madame Web: Whenever you are ready, I will send each of you to help these Spider Man get the first fragment of their respective dimensions.
Me: Hold that thought. Got to ask Kira what her favorite memory of Nico is.
Madame Web: Oh right. That is a mandatory question with you.
Me: Yes it is.
Springer: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Kira Cetalia: When me and Nico were out on my family's catamaran and we saw a huge awesome pod of White Blue Whales.
Qin: That is so cool.
Me: Boy that is something you don't see every day. A White Blue Whale.
Xenia: Yeah those are rare.
Kira Cetalia: They sure are.
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Kira hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Kira Cetalia: Same here.
Buzzerbeak squawked sternly at the mascots
Nico: Now now Buzzerbeak. If they wanted some cookies they could have just asked for some.
Poromon: Sorry.
Me: Wait! I just remembered.
I went over to TAS Spiderman.
Me: I remember that your worlds version of MJ was sent to another universe by accident.
TAS Spiderman: That's right. I don't know where to start. She could be anywhere.
Xenia: And with an infinite number of universes out there it'll be like finding a needle in a haystack.
Me: With our technology we got to know where to look. But maybe this will be a perfect opportunity to find her.
TAS Spiderman: It just might be the time.
Nico: Yeah!
Spiderman: You know we have to find the Fragments, right?
Me: I know that. Just saying. Come on guys look at him. The Animated Series Spiderman is worried about her.
Xenia: I agree. We got to find her.
Nico: J.D. is right. I am worried about his worlds version of Mary Jane too. We got to find her. So as a side mission we'll gladly find her.
TAS Spiderman: Thank you guys. Thank you.
Me: Now we can get started.
Xenia: Okay.
The previous group came.
General Schwarz: Can me, Electropede, Harpymon, Chillyfish, Thundermon, Black Manta, Goro, Puppetmon, White Lightning, and Black Lance go with you guys?
Nico: Yes you all can.
Qin: Awesome.
Lola: Boy this will be fun.
Me: I hope we get to kill most of Spiderman's enemies in each universe.
Girl Jordan: Especially Carnage!
Xenia: YEAH!
Thundercracker: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Veluza and Dondozo next.
Qin: Yeah!
Lola: This is gonna be fun.
Nico: Yep. What's the first stop?
Madame Web: That is going to be in Noir New York in the Noir Universe.
Me: Whoa! Black and White Roaring 20s style.
Rarity: Oh this is going to be most fun and good.
Nico: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire eyes and rainbow iris of his Third Eye glowed, and he had a vision and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than Evil Sasuke, and he was out for our heads once again. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh, not you again!
Lincoln sounded the alarm, and we came inside.
Nico: Lincoln, what's wrong?
Lincoln: We got big trouble, Nico. I had a vision and saw who it was that we're going to confront today: the figure I saw is none other than Evil Sasuke, and he's out for our heads once again.
Me: (FLARES UP RAINBOW PHOENIX FORCE AURA) WHAT?! THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE, HE JUST DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHEN TO FUCKING QUIT?!
Nico: I know, right? That asshole and the others like him literally have a fucking death wish when it comes to trying to kill us!
Twilight Sparkle: He's not getting away with this. In fact, I'm going to use the Evil Sasuke Rant on him!
We gasped.
Lincoln: Oh, man, this should be good, and I'm also joining in on this as well, Twilight.
Eli: He's right, after all, you're his future wife, and he doesn't want you getting hurt especially not by that asshole!
Me: That's right.
Nico: We're not letting that asshole get away with this. Come on, gang, we're going to rip that good-for-nothing selfish asshole to fucking shreds and spit on his remains!
Me: He's going to get his throat ripped out of his neck!
Lincoln: Along with his black heart!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Henry Thestalos, the evil older brother of Hilary Thestalos and one of the eleven most dangerous thugs in Royal Woods, and he's coming to get revenge on Hilary and Lincoln for ruining the scheme they formed with Flip six years ago to destroy the world economy with a grand extortion scheme and sending him to prison. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and Hilary, you're not going to like it: the figure we sensed is none other than your evil older brother, Henry Thestalos, one of the eleven most dangerous thugs from Royal Woods, and he's coming to get revenge on us for ruining the scheme they formed with Flip six years ago to destroy the world economy with a grand extortion scheme and sending him to prison.
We gasped.
Hilary Thestalos: So, the first of those thugs is none other than my older brother, Henry. I always knew that stupid moron would be the first to come after us, he's such a hotheaded asshole!
Nico: Yeesh, and Lincoln wasn't kidding when he said you two had bad blood.
Lincoln: Think on the level of hatred Vypra had with Praxina, that's how bad it was.
Anna Anyanova: Yep, what an asshole. But, we also can't underestimate him: you did say yesterday, he Gene-Slammed himself into Thestalos the Firestorm Monarch, right, Hilary.
Hilary Thestalos: Yes, I did, Anna. But, I refuse to let Henry live a single second further, this time, I'm ending that asshole once and for all.
Nico: Oh man, I have no doubt this is going to get ugly later on. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading out to destroy Evil Sasuke and rip that asshole to fucking shreds.
Lincoln: There's absolutely no way we're letting Evil Sasuke live, we're ending him once and for all, and once we get done killing him, you're next, Henry Thestalos.
Hilary Thestalos: You've gone way too far this time, Henry. I thought we were done with you and the rest of your buddies after we stopped you and Flip six years ago from trying to destroy the world's economy with a grand extortion scheme and sending you to prison. But, like the dumbass moron you truly are, you and your buddies decided to bust out of prison a year later, and even worse, you Gene-Slammed yourself into Thestalos the Firestorm Monarch. This won't stand, I'll make sure that you are reduced to ashes after we get done with Evil Sasuke.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and we headed out to destroy Evil Sasuke, and once we get done destroying that asshole, Lincoln and Hilary Thestalos are going to kill and destroy her evil older brother, Henry Thestalos, the first of the eleven most dangerous thugs from Royal Woods.
We were off to the Shattered Dimensions Universe
We arrived in the Shattered Dimensions Universe.
Electropede: You must be the main alternate Spidey for this adventure.
Shattered Dimensions Spiderman: And you guys must be Team Loud Phoenix Storm. Great to finally meet ya! Heard so much about you. Just FYI, save the killing for those who deserve it.
Nico: Gotcha. No killing unless it's absolutely necessary.
Me: Yeah. Except Girl Jordan here is going to kill all the versions of Carnage.
Shattered Dimensions Spiderman: That I can accept.
Me: Good. She has a very nasty vendetta against him.
Shattered Dimensions Spiderman: I heard about that.
We land simultaneously on a ledge as we get ready for one epic adventure.
Shattered Dimensions Spidey: Let's get started! These neighborhoods aren't gonna friendly themselves.
Me: To us all criminals are not friendly.
Madame Web: If you follow my instructions, I will assist you in finding a fragment now.
William: Who are we to refuse a lovely lady? Lead on, M.W.!
Madame Web. All right. You will need to reach that ledge to begin your quest!'
Nicole: I love a good video game.
Nico: (we jump over the ledge easily) Wait, this quest involves jumping?
Madame Web: And now, scale the wall. In your case, with your signature powers.. And in Spider-Man's case, his unique adhesive abilities.
Shattered Dimensions Spiderman: Uh, I believe the technical term is 'stick- 'em powers'.
Maria: Um, are we calling them that?
Me: Spiderman had to adjust to his powers for a while.
Spiderman: Yeah it's true.
Nico: Wow this is gonna be awesome.
We flew with Spiderman.
Madame Web: I am augmenting your Spider Sense. Now, instead of just detecting danger, you have the added abilities of seeing through objects, locating enemies and Tablet fragments, as well as discerning structural weaknesses in your environment. Now, instead of just detecting danger, yo have the added abilities of seeing through objects, locating enemies and Tablet fragments, as well as discerning structural weaknesses in your environment.
Shattered Dimensions Spidey: Cooooool!
Me: That is awesome.
Madame Web: Indeed.
Qin: It sure will be fun.
Camie: Yeah.
Madame Web: Use your webbing to pull that wall down.
Spiderman: All right
Me: Lets do it.
I used my webslinging powers too and so did Spiderman and we broke the wall apart!
Me: And that's called…
Spiderman: Breaking and Entering.
Nico: You have webslinging powers too?
Me: I never even knew about it until now.
With his new Spider-Sense, Shattered Dimensions Peter sees through the wall that hides a Tablet fragment.
Shattered Dimensions Spiderman: I see it! (attaches several weblines onto the wall and gets ready to pull it down)
Nico: Yeah.
With his amazing strength, he pulls down the wall to reveal the fragment trapped inside. We approached the floating rock for Spider-Man to grab,
Shattered Dimensions Spiderman: Hey, look what we found.
Madame Web: Excellent work. A job well begun is half done! Now to another Spider-Man! And bestow a different gift upon him. King Kai will be mentoring him. But I will send Team Loud Phoenix Storm to his location.
Me: Looking forward to it.
Shattered Dimensions Spiderman: Gotcha. I'll see you guys tomorrow, right?
Lasher: You can count on it.
Me: You got it.
In an alternate dimension, very much like the Amazing Shattered Dimensions Universe but…younger, a 15-year-old Peter Parker is clinged to the wall inside a water dam-like facility. His costume is just like his older counterpart with the classic red and blue, but unlike his other counterparts, he is much weaker and less experienced. To compensate for that, Madame Web took a familiar black symbiote, and without his consent or knowledge, Peter bonds with it, much to his instant dismay.
Ultimate Spidey: The Black Suit? What am I doing in the BLACK SUIT!? I-I hate this thing!
King Kai: Stay calm, young Peter. This suit has extra abilities you will need in your quest.
Ultimate Spiderman: Like what, tryin' to take over my body!?
King Kai: I said STAY CALM! Madame Web's psychic powers will keep it from overwhelming you.
Ultimate Spiderman: Yeah? Well, I hope she kept the receipt. Wait who is that?
King Kai: Pleasure to meet you. Before you begin, let me introduce you to your new allies, who are also good friends of mine.
Ultimate Spidey: What're they like?
King Kai: See for yourself.
Then we came in.
Me: What's shaking?
Ultimate Spiderman: WHOA Team Loud Phoenix Storm it's an honor.
Me: You too. Whoa! The Black Suit looks great. Also we have a black suited version of you in the M.O.E.
Nico: Long story.
Ultimate Spiderman: Who was that that talked?
Me: That was King Kai. One of our biggest helpers who has alerted us to many of our biggest adventures and adversaries.
Nico: Yep.
Ultimate Spiderman: Wow! That is cool.
King Kai: I'm also going to be your instructor for your missions of finding the fragments.
Maria: (to Ultimate Spiderman) You're honestly looking good. Even though you're wearing an evil alien parasite
Ultimate Spiderman: Evil? Yes! Alien? Not exactly. Let's just say I'm wearing last year's failed science experiment.
Nico: (LAUGHS) That's funny.
Chillyfish: You must've been Spider Man for about a year. That might explain why you're wearing the Black Suit. You're not as experienced as our Spiderman, and if we learned anything from our adventures, you need all the power you can get to survive.
Me: Yeah. Believe it or not we battled a 2007 version of you called Bully Peter.
Ultimate Spiderman: Bully Peter?
Me: Don't fucking ask.
Xenia: Yeah he was a total jerk
Nico: But that's another story.
Ultimate Spiderman: I srre.
King Kai: Now, let's retrieve the next fragment! Spit spot!
Ultimate Spiderman: Did you just say spit-sp-?
King Kai: Let us test your control over the Black Suit. First: with your ability to Web Zip, you can travel quickly from perch point to perch point. Try it now.
Me: Here we go.
Ultimate Spiderman does what he's told and web zips on a line of perch points with us following.
Me: Like the Ninja Spire Jump that Sly Cooper knows.
King Kai: Occasionally, in order to reach distant perch points, you will have to jump towards them and web-zip in midair.
Ultimate Spiderman: Uh-huh. Talk about a leap of faith!
Me: No kidding.
King Kai: And you can run across narrow walkways like the one you're on without fear of falling, due to your natural agility and powers of adhesion.
Ultimate Spiderman: They're called 'Stick- 'Em Powers'. Did one of the other me's make that joke already?
Nico: Yeah they did.
King Kai: Yes. Madame Web didn't find it funny.
Stormy Weather: But we did!
Me: That's for sure.
Ultimate Spidey: Yeesh!
Qin: Yeah.
King Kai: The fragment is at the end of the corridor. Can you swing across to it?
Ultimate Spiderman: Can I? Buddy, it's my trademark.
Me: Lets go.
We flew with Ultimate Spiderman.
Nico: Spiderman! How's that Black Suit feeling so far, 'cause I don't want our team up to have you turn into a brain-eating monster with a dental problem.
Ultimate Spiderman: I gotta admit, the suit does seem fairly under control. And I feel stronger…faster! Maybe this'll work out after all…fingers crossed!
Me: That is cool.
Goro: You should not let the suit control you. You control it.
Ultimate Spiderman: Well, if I get out of control, you and your buddies need to take me down. Heck, you can use one of your fatalities on me if you want.
Me: That's going a little overboard.
Maria: We'll calm you down if possible. But we are NOT killing you.
Ultimate Spiderman: Lady, if I lose it, you might not have any other option.
Nico: We're NOT going to resort to that. Just leave it to us.
As soon as we dropped down to the ledge, Ultimate Spiderman grabbed the fragment.
Ultimate Spiderman: They're all gonna be this easy to find, right?
King Kai: No.
Ultimate Spiderman: Son of a...
King Kai: But right now, Professor Paradox is mentoring a Spiderman from the future. I will send J.D. and the others there now.
Headstrong: Later, Ultimate Peter.
Ultimate Spideman: Don't forget about what we talked about.
Nico: Peter, we'll try not to think about that.
Me: Yeah.
Qin: That is for sure.
In a time set about a century into the Amazing Universe is the third Spider-Man. The Spider-Man of tomorrow. Spider-Man 2099. Returning in his classic, hi-tech blue and red costume as he jumps off a perch point and skydives onto one of the extremely tall skyscrapers in this futuristic city.
Professor Paradox: Greetings, Miguel O'Hara, Spider-Man of the year 2099.
Spiderman 2099: That's me. Ready to save the universe and lookin' good while doing it.
Professor Paradox: You won't be saving the universe alone, you know. Look to your side and meet your new friends.
We landed by him.
Me: Miguel O'Hara A.K.A. Spiderman 2099.
Spiderman 2099: Wow Team Loud Phoenix Storm it's an honor.
Me: It sure is. WOW! Look at this place.
Nico: The end of the 21st Century! This is amazing seeing this!
Laney: This is incredible!
Spiderman 2099: It sure is.
Nico: Yeah.
Spiderman 2099: This isn't your first time in the future, is it?
White Lightning: Nope. Ask Ben 10,000 and Terry.
Me: Long story but really awesome.
Batman 2039: Yeah I'm the Batman of 2039.
Ben 10,000: And I'm from the year 2037.
Spiderman 2099: That is amazing.
Me: Many of us come from awesome timelines and worlds.
Paradox: The next fragment is close. Just ahead, in fact!
Cuckoo Clocker: We're on it.
Spiderman 2099: Gotta watch out, though. This area's property of the Alchemax corporation, and that means the Public Eye'll be everywhere.
Lisa Loud: And what, pray tell, is a Public Eye?
Spiderman 2099: Not a what, a who. The police force owned by Alchemax. And I'm not sure which is more corrupt!
Me: We'll have to find out more about them.
Nico: Yeah.
We spotted a police hovercraft about to land on the road near us
Spiderman 2099: Speak of the devil. Here comes the Public Eye now!
Me: Then lets blast them.
Paradox: Many enemies will try to stop you from collecting fragments. You must defeat them in combat!
Spiderman 2099: Tell me about it! I tried to defeat them in cards once. Didn't go so good.
A few Public Eye Officers landed.
Paradox: These ones look easy. Try light attacks.
Miguel shrugged, walked up to the Officers, and while holding back, beats them up and knocks them out.
I fired energy blasts and blew their heads clear off their shoulders.
Qin: YEAH!
Paradox: Here comes more! Perhaps something stronger?
Spiderman 2099: Keep the battle tips coming, buddy. It's like having Sun Tzu as a life coach.
Black Lance: Miguel, I think Paradox is far older then Sun Tzu.
Me: Well actually I'm not really sure how old he is.
Quick Man: Nice, Miguel. Your speed's most definitely superior to the other Spider-Men. And me.
Spiderman 2099: Having 50% spider dna would do that to someone. Somehow. Now watch this.
Nico: That is for sure!
Miguel grabs an officer to beat on, striking him relentlessly before swinging him around on a web and got too caught up in his excitement that he accidentally throws him off the building.
I kicked him in one into the air and smashed him down.
Spiderman 2099: Oh no! I didn't mean to- (man disappeares)-make him disappear?"
Paradox: You didn't! Madame Webb saved him from peril and transported him to safety thanks to a dimension rift caused by the Tablet. But please, try not to be so cavalier next time. Leave that to Team Loud Phoenix Storm as well as the last Spider Man they meet next.
Spiderman 2099: Good to know you got my back! Guess I'll just worry about my front.
Nico: Paradox is right. If it comes down to it, leave the killing to us.
Me: That's right. Your enemies are now OUR enemies!
Xenia: Yeah!
Paradox: Beware, heroes – here come the last wave! Take them out howsoever you choose…and make it good!
Spiderman 2099: You are one bloodthirsty old man. I like it!
Puppetmon: These ones are getting knocked out.
Me: Leave that to me! LIGHTNING SHOWER RAIN!
I fired a massive volley of energy needles and blasted them down. Knocking them out. Spiderman 2099 and me grabbed one with our webs and threw one into the ground.
With their enemies vanquished and defeated, we are free to collect the third fragment floating inside the next room
Spiderman 2099: Ahh…that was a good warm-up. So when do we get a real challenge?
Paradox: I fear it will be sooner than you think! And finally, Team Loud Phoenix Storm must turn their attention from the future to a world set in the past. Whose Spider Man Clockwork is mentoring.
Thetis: Miguel, before we go, have you seen a version of Mary Jane Watson around?
Spiderman 2099: A younger one? Not really. Have you checked in the worlds of the other Spiderman?
Me: Well we're trying to find her so she can be reunited with the TAS version of him. Long story.
Spiderman 2099: I hope you find her.
Me: Thanks Miguel.
In a universe set somewhere between the 1920s and 1930s, criminal gangs exist in every corner of this quiet city. Thankfully, the New York of this world is constantly protected by its shadowy hero of legend. The man with eyes without a face. The Spider-Man. This noir Spider-Man found himself hanging upside on his web inside a train station that has been taken over by criminal scum, which means it's his job to clean them out.
Noir Spidey: Say your prayers, punks – here comes the Spider-Man. (looks around the area) Whadda we got here?
Clockwork: Looks like criminal forces in this world have already found one of the fragments! They've taken over the station.
Noir Spiderman: And this used to be such a nice place. (jumps onto a shadowy ledge above an unexpecting goon)
Clockwork: Use the shadows to your advantage. See if you can subdue these opponents silently – with stealth attacks.
Noir Spideman: You read my mind, pal.
Clockwork: Yes. That's what me and my friends do. And due to how deeply influenced this world is by the villains you face, you are allowed to kill them. As long as you don't draw attention
Noir Spidey: Best news I've heard all day.
Without the punk knowing at all until it was too late, the Spider-Man silently webs up his mouth then body, yanking him upwards to repeatedly punch to death to shut up his mumbling before tying him onto the perch point
Noir Spideman: Those typewriters they're slinging are no joke. Won't last long if they open up on me. Even if I'm allowed to kill these dirtbags now.
Clockwork: Agreed. If an enemy spots you, it is imperative to defeat him quickly or retreat, either into the shadows or high above. I have gifted you with new web-swinging power – they will be useful in this respect.
Noir Spideman: Oh, I like this! Thanks for the enhanced powers, Clockwork. The webs normally just kinda splatter everywhere.
Clockwork: Use your Spider-Sense to locate the fragment!
Noir Spidey obliges and locates the fragment behind a metal gate.
Clockwork: There! Through that gate! I will send Team Loud Phoenix Storm to accompany you.
Noir Spiderman: Whaddya waitin' for?
We arrived.
Me: We arrived.
Noir Spiderman: Awesome to meet you guys.
Me: You too Peter.
Xenia: Sorry to drop in like this.
Me: So it's a stealth battle they want. I like it.
I used Starlight Glimmer's invisibility and went and snapped a guard's neck.
I then did the same to another.
Noir Spiderman: Don't let the deathbugs bite.
Black Manta: Deathbugs?
Noir Spiderman: Because we're killing them? Look, it's not often I make quips, alright?!
Me: Shh.
Nori Spiderman: Sorry.
Me: But yeah I understand.
RD Lola: By the way, have you seen a red haired woman anywhere?
Noir Spiderman: Can you be more specific?
Me: (Holds up photo of TAS Mary Jane) Mary Jane Watson. She's from TAS Spiderman's world. Long story.
Noir Spider: No haven't seen her. Sorry.
Me: Well we'll find her.
Nico: Yeah.
With the stationed cleared of goons, we reunite to collect the fourth fragment after Spidey web-pulls the gate right open so he could grab it.
Noir Spidey: And that's the end of that.
Thundermon: Not quite. We still have an Evil Sasuke to kill.
Noir Spiderman: Who?
Me: Long and ugly story. He really HATES my guts because I humiliated him big time.
Xenia: Yeah.
Me: You'll see soon.
We looked and then we saw by the train station, EVIL SASUKE!
Qin: Target sighted.
Beelzemon: Entrance time!
Noir Spiderman: Good thing all the goons here are dead.
We went at him.
Evil Sasuke was looking around. But then the spirits of Spiderman came and swirled around him and then they converged and then a massive spider appeared and it roared and then it bursted open and revealed NUMEROUS SMALLER SPIDERS! They popped into fireworks and then we came out.
Nico: Now that was an entrance worthy of Spiderman!
Eli: Too bad those weren't wolf spiders.
Camie: Yeah.
Evil Sasuke Saw me and we glared at each other.
Me: Nice to see you again you fucklipped asswipe!
Noir Spidey: Oh, that's an Evil Sasuke.
Evil Sasuke: Made a new friend, you motherfucking curs?!
Me: More than that you freak!
Noir Spidey: Look, buddy. I get they're a bit naive to how this world works and tad bit annoying. But we have no time to be messing around with you.
Evil Sasuke: You'll just have to make the time, you motherfucking cur!
He tried to punch Noir Spiderman but the webhead grabbed his arm and broke it before webbing him to the wall.
Harpymon: What did you just do?!
Noir Spiderman: What? I made sure he can't go anywhere until after the usual battles are finished. That way, you can kill him easily. You're welcome.
Lincoln: You seriously don't know how our fights against Evil Sasuke go, do you?!
Noir Spiderman: Well, you guys still don't know much about how this world works. That makes us even, doesn't it?
Me: We usually like to rough him up a bit before the usual battles start.
Nico: Yeah.
Noir Spiderman: So what, you want me to just free him so you can do your rants?
Me: Well yes.
Noir Spiderman: Okay.
He did so.
Qin: Now this will be fun.
Twilight Sparkle unholstered her massive Twilight Sparkle's Magic of Eternal Friendship Alicorn Greatsword of True Eternal Magical Friendship and True Eternal Friendship Magic Skylander Love from her back and transformed into Super Angel-Friendship Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmonious Elemental Magic Skylander Princess Magic Friendship Alicorn Princess Angel of Divine Harmonious Elemental Magic Skylander Princess Magic Friendship Alicorn Princess Angel Justice and Divine Harmonious Elemental Magic Skylander Princess Magic Friendship Alicorn Princess Angel Love.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Twilight Sparkle, and so did we as we unholstered our weapons and transformed.
Evil Sasuke: YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUR!
Twilight Sparkle: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Friendship Magic Alicorn Princess Angel and Divine Harmonious Elemental Friendship Magic Alicorn Princess Angel Love) Hmm. Yes and a "Motherfucking Cur" was the only kind of person you can handle. J.D. remembered that your father said that very same thing to me in 150,000 years just as he was killing the Uchiha for their crimes and snuffing out the very darkness that they used to destroy so many lives. When he made his speech about how you were going to kill all of the Leaf in the name of Madara Uchiha, all they did was seal their fate. Your father poisoned his own son with his own hatred and turned you into a miniature version of him and he poisoned your mind with so much of his hatred over everything that you became a totally lost cause.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) He made you into a homicidal and completely mentally unstable psychopath and you did not show any value towards friendship or comradery. You wanted everything handed to you on a silver platter just like your wretched father and all your clan did. You cheated in everything, even though Ninjas cheat, education is the one thing that we NEVER cheat at. Isn't that right, and they say that your father was leading the Uchiha to greatness.
Twilight Sparkle: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Friendship Magic Alicorn Princess Angel and Divine Harmonious Elemental Friendship Magic Alicorn Princess Angel Love) But it turns out you're just another lost soul of the run-of-the-mill ninja, and you know it. You're not even in the same league in the kind of power that I possess. I can destroy the entire universe in the mere blink of a cosmic eye. In fact, next to my kind of power and the power that you have, you are nothing compared to me and you and your clan were nothing but a bunch of pathetic ants compared to it. The way you covet all that power, the way your clan did all the deeds in the name of the devil known as Madara Uchiha, a monster and a planet destroyer. It's downright fucking disgusting. As one of the most powerful fighters and warriors and champions in the universe, all I see when I look at you is a fucked up miserable fuckweed and a heartless motherfucking psychotic wretch.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) And on top of that, we both fucking hate your style above all others you ruthless fuckkicker! What is it that you are hoping to accomplish? Stealing all the Jutsu in the world just to expand your Jutsu arsenal and repertoire, committing crimes all over the planet just to satisfy the devil Madara Uchiha, murdering innocent people, stealing Jutsu, pursuing petty and worthless desires like revenge, and above all, betraying the very village your clan founded.
Twilight Sparkle and Lincoln: You Uchiha Motherfuckers don't give a flying fuck about anyone but your pathetic goddamned motherfucking selves and that is why J.D. killed them all including your father. The Uchiha are heartless monsters that murder, lie, steal, betray and are completely powerhungry just like you and that's why J.D. killed them all. YOU ALL FUCKING DISGUST ME!
We literally cheered wildly at the joint Evil Sasuke Rant Twilight Sparkle and Lincoln did, and that really really really pissed off Evil Sasuke!
Me: YEAH! YOU TELL HIM, GUYS! AND FUCK YOU, FUCKWEED ASSHOLE!
Nico: YOU'RE HEADING FOR AN EARLY GRAVE, YOU FUCKER!
Noir Spiderman: (glares at Evil Sasuke) Consider yourself lucky.
Evil Sasuke: I don't believe in luck. All I want is…
POW!
Twilight Sparkle and Lincoln punched him down. He got up.
Twilight Sparkle unholstered her massive Twilight Sparkle's Magic of Eternal Friendship Alicorn Greatsword of True Eternal Magical Friendship and True Eternal Friendship Magic Skylander Love from her back and transformed into Super Angel-Friendship Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Harmonious Elemental Magic Skylander Princess Magic Friendship Alicorn Princess Angel of Divine Harmonious Elemental Magic Skylander Princess Magic Friendship Alicorn Princess Angel Justice and Divine Harmonious Elemental Magic Skylander Princess Magic Friendship Alicorn Princess Angel Love.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Twilight Sparkle, and so did we as we unholstered our weapons and transformed.
Evil Sasuke: YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUR!
Twilight Sparkle: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Friendship Magic Alicorn Princess Angel and Divine Harmonious Elemental Friendship Magic Alicorn Princess Angel Love) Hmm. Yes and a "Motherfucking Cur" was the only kind of person you can handle. J.D. remembered that your father said that very same thing to me in 150,000 years just as he was killing the Uchiha for their crimes and snuffing out the very darkness that they used to destroy so many lives. When he made his speech about how you were going to kill all of the Leaf in the name of Madara Uchiha, all they did was seal their fate. Your father poisoned his own son with his own hatred and turned you into a miniature version of him and he poisoned your mind with so much of his hatred over everything that you became a totally lost cause.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) He made you into a homicidal and completely mentally unstable psychopath and you did not show any value towards friendship or comradery. You wanted everything handed to you on a silver platter just like your wretched father and all your clan did. You cheated in everything, even though Ninjas cheat, education is the one thing that we NEVER cheat at. Isn't that right, and they say that your father was leading the Uchiha to greatness.
Twilight Sparkle: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Friendship Magic Alicorn Princess Angel and Divine Harmonious Elemental Friendship Magic Alicorn Princess Angel Love) But it turns out you're just another lost soul of the run-of-the-mill ninja, and you know it. You're not even in the same league in the kind of power that I possess. I can destroy the entire universe in the mere blink of a cosmic eye. In fact, next to my kind of power and the power that you have, you are nothing compared to me and you and your clan were nothing but a bunch of pathetic ants compared to it. The way you covet all that power, the way your clan did all the deeds in the name of the devil known as Madara Uchiha, a monster and a planet destroyer. It's downright fucking disgusting. As one of the most powerful fighters and warriors and champions in the universe, all I see when I look at you is a fucked up miserable fuckweed and a heartless motherfucking psychotic wretch.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) And on top of that, we both fucking hate your style above all others you ruthless fuckkicker! What is it that you are hoping to accomplish? Stealing all the Jutsu in the world just to expand your Jutsu arsenal and repertoire, committing crimes all over the planet just to satisfy the devil Madara Uchiha, murdering innocent people, stealing Jutsu, pursuing petty and worthless desires like revenge, and above all, betraying the very village your clan founded.
Twilight Sparkle and Lincoln: You Uchiha Motherfuckers don't give a flying fuck about anyone but your pathetic goddamned motherfucking selves and that is why J.D. killed them all including your father. The Uchiha are heartless monsters that murder, lie, steal, betray and are completely powerhungry just like you and that's why J.D. killed them all. YOU ALL FUCKING DISGUST ME!
We literally cheered wildly at the joint Evil Sasuke Rant Twilight Sparkle and Lincoln did, and that really really really pissed off Evil Sasuke!
Me: YEAH! YOU TELL HIM, GUYS! AND FUCK YOU, FUCKWEED ASSHOLE!
Nico: YOU'RE HEADING FOR AN EARLY GRAVE, YOU FUCKER!
Me: Time to DANCE!
I then went SUPER ANGEL EBONWU UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ELEMENTAL WOLF MOON PHOENIX!
Me: (DIVINE ECHOING GODLY VOICE) Now the fun starts.
Noir Spiderman: Well, might as well help you guys.
Me: Thanks.
(RAGE - NARUTO SHIPPUDEN MOVIE 2 OST PLAYS AT 2:18 TO 2:55)
Evil Sasuke Roared in an incredible amount of rage and fury and he went into his LEVEL 2 Curse Mark Form and he went at me and punched and kicked and brutally fought me all over and tried to smash my head in with indiscriminate fury and he was really determined to make sure that he kills me. I blocked all his punches and kicks and he jumped back and threw numerous kunai and I deflected them all and fired a powerful blast of fire and it hit him in his arm and burned him bad! He was screaming in pain and then he was screaming in agony. But then his screams of pain quickly turned into maniacal and insane laughter. He was laughing like an insane and totally fucked up monster that was fucked up to the core six ways till Sunday and he went at me again and I kicked him in the face and knocked him down and he got up and went at me again and I dodged him and fired a blast of lightning and it hit him in the crotch and electrocuted him all over. He went at me some more and I dodged his strike and kicked him in the back and sent him smashing into a rock and he got up and fired massive blasts of lightning at me and I deflected them back with my sword and he got electrocuted all over and I punched him in the face and he went at me some more and I was making him madder and madder and madder and he was only making me stronger with all his hatred and more. I then punched him in the face and he went at me and I dodged him again and dodged him again and then I kicked him in the back again and sent him crashing into a rock and he got up and went at me some more and fired massive blasts of fire at me and I fired waves of massive fire blasts at him and the blasts collided and exploded with incredible power!
Massive fiery explosions were blasting off all over the place.
I fired elemental blasts at Evil Sasuke and he was firing blasts at me and massive fiery explosions were going off all over and turning the area into a raging inferno.
Nicole: YEAH! GET HIM DAD!
The Entire area around us was turning into a war zone! Evil Sasuke then fired a massive fireball.
Me: KAAAAAAAAA! MEEEEEEEEEEE! HAAAAAAAAAAAA! MEEEEEEEEEEE! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I fired a massive rainbow Fire Kamehameha Wave and it went through the fireball and destroyed it and it slammed into the Evil Sasuke and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Twilight Sparkle and Lincoln went at Evil Sasuke and blasted and smashed him all over!
Noir Spidey snuck up and jumped on him and bashed him on his back and then Twilight Sparkle grabbed Evil Sasuke and bashed him on his face and Lincoln kicked him in the mouth and knocked out some of his teeth!
Twilight Sparkle kicked him in the face and punched him into a wall!
He got up and was really pissed!
Evil Sasuke: I AM AN UCHIHA ELITE! THIS IS NOT HAPPENING!
Misty Brightdawn: You're an elite of nothing!
Misty teleported and kicked Evil Sasuke in his stomach and bashed him in his face and kicked him in his neck, chest and head!
I then went at Evil Sasuke with extreme force and punched him all over the place with extreme savagery!
Lincoln blasted Evil Sasuke all over with energy blasts and lightning and I kicked him in his face and headbutt him and then punched him in his stomach hard and kneed him in the neck!
Misty Brightdawn, Twilight Sparkle, Lincoln and Maxxine kicked Evil Sasuke in his face and teleported and punched him in his back and teleported and punched him in his face and kicked him in his eyes and I kneed him in his mouth and knocked out some of his teeth!
Evil Sasuke was smashed into the ground with incredible force and I kicked him in the stomach with incredible power and he belched up a huge amount of blood and then I grabbed him by his shirt and threw him into the air and flew after him and kicked him in the face and knocked out some of his teeth and he jumped away and fired waves of fire and I fired waves of lightning and they overtook his fire and the blasts of lightning hit him all over and electrocuted him and then I fired a wave of wind and entrapped him in a tornado and then I fired a wave of fire and burned him all over in the tornado as it was turned into a fire tornado. When the tornado faded he jumped out and fired more fire blasts and me and I fired waves of crystal at him and they hit him and cut him all over the place and then I fired waves of wood at him and smashed him all over the place with incredible force and smashed him all over. He ran at me with a Chidori and I teleported and fired waves of lava and burned his hands and he screamed in pain as he was burned all over and then I kicked him in the face and smashed him into a rock! Then he popped out of the rubble and threw the rock at me and I smashed it with incredible brute strength and smashed him with waves of rocks and pebbles and smashed him all over the place! I then fired waves of darkness and electrocuted and burned him all over.
Evil Sasuke got up and he was more enraged than ever before!
HE WAS PISSED!
I teleported and punched Evil Sasuke hard in his face and knocked him down! Evil Sasuke tried to do the same ferocious moves that Trakeena did on me but I expected this and dodged them all and I kicked him in his face and leg swept him and kicked him in his back and I kneed him in his face and punched him all over. I fired a massive energy blast and it hit Evil Sasuke and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
Misty Brightdawn blasted Evil Sasuke all over with incredible force and energy blasts.
It was getting intense!
Me: You are just as pathetic as ever Sasuke!
POW!
I smashed Evil Sasuke in his face and sent him crashing into a huge building wall and it crashed onto him!
Me: SUPER KAIO KEN!
I flared up a massive red aura and flew at him and punched him in the stomach with devastating force and then a massive amount of blood belched out of him!
Xenia: Nice one!
Maxxine punched him as he exploded out of the rubble! Lincoln kicked him into the air and I punched him right in his stomach with devastating force and he belched up a massive amount of blood!
Me: You make me fucking sick Sasuke. You only care about spreading hatred and evil and making people miserable and you don't care who lives and who dies. You just only want nothing more than to see people suffer and only care about nothing but yourself! You would rather see people die! And another thing, I SHOW ABSOLUTELY NO REMORSE for killing your entire clan!
KROW!
I punched Evil Sasuke in his stomach and kicked him in his face
I threw him and Misty Brightdawn teleported and kneed Evil Sasuke in the face and sent him flying into the sky and I teleported and punched and kicked him all over with ballistic fury! Lincoln then teleported and then punched him and sent him crashing into the ground!
KRASMASH!
Nico: YEAH!
Noir Spiderman: Had enough, chump?
Evil Sasuke got up!
Evil Sasuke: I WILL NOT STOP! NOT UNTIL EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU ARE ALL DEAD!
POW!
Twilight Sparkle punched him in his face!
POW! BLAM POW SMASH!
Noir Spiderman: Good thing I had Clockwork grab the Fragment already.
Me: Good thinking. But we're not done yet!
I fired waves of energy and blasted Evil Sasuke all over!
Then chains tied him up and then Tri Klops, Katnappe, Devack, Beautiful Gorgeous, Mojo Jojo, Copperhead, Hank Scorpio, SkullMeramon, Mortal Kombat Scorpion, and Stratos came.
Nico: Tri Klops, Katnappe, Devack, Beautiful Gorgeous, Mojo Jojo, Copperhead, Hank Scorpio, SkullMeramon, Mortal Kombat Scorpion, and Stratos.
Tri Klops: No sign of TAS MJ?
Nico: Not yet.
Me: Yeah nothing.
Katnappe: I'm sure you'll be able to find her.
Me: Yeah.
Devack: Before someone unfriendly does.
Qin: We will.
Beautiful Gorgeous: (to Nico) We heard you fought an evil version of Chris McLean.
Nico: We sure did.
Mojo Jojo: How was it?
Me: Epic and funny.
Qin: You would not believe what happened there.
Vulpes and Rofer then came.
Me: Vulpes and Rofer! Two of you this time?
Vulpes: Well Rofer wanted to volunteer for seeing how the Death Punch will affect us.
Me: That sounds fair enough.
Nico: Yeah.
Vulpes: So, Rofer here will be to demonstrate the Death Punch, right?
Me: Yep.
Lola: This will be cool.
Me: Yep.
We got the battles underway.
Zick, Roshi, Wataru Kurenai, Laura Evans, Claire Allaire, Dinosaur Story Rex, Volcanic Rocket, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Buzzerbeak and Krankenstein VS Tri-Klops, MMPR Eye Guy, Robot Devil, Mad Apple, Universe 666 Cyclonis, and Amorbis - Nico's rescue on Pahkitew Island and Lisa and Ink Rose transforming and kicking Evil Chris McLean's ass!
Tri-Klops was first.
Tri Klops: (to Zick) Nico's rescue was on Pahkitew Island. And Lisa and Ink Rose transformed to kick Evil Chris McLean's ass!
Zick: Boy they sure did! That was so awesome! But in the process J.D. ate a bucket of chum and hurled his guts out all over Evil Chris and then he fainted.
Roshi: OH GOOD GOD That was horrible! He drenched him all over the place with vomit!
Wataru: That was gross and funny. But also silly! J.D.'s contingency plan came into effect after that. And J.D. shoved a bottle of Ipecac down his throat.
They laughed!
Volcanic Rocket agreed there.
Rainbow Dash: Boy you should have seen what happened! He was hurling his guts out all over like how Peter, Brian, Chris and Stewie did.
Scootaloo: That was so funny!
Whirlwind: We all laughed our heads off.
Tri-Klops: That is funny! I hope J.D. is okay.
Zick: He'll be fine. He just fainted.
Tri-Klops: He'll be out probably for the rest of the day. Lets do it!
Tri-Klops and Zick called out Slowking and Camerupt! Zick and Elena Potato merged and they formed into ZILENA! Tri-Klops merged with Malchior! They formed into TRILCHIOR! Zick and group fired waves of energy and wind, lightning and rainbows and smashed them down.
Starfire, Larry Loud, Mira Torvald, Subtlety, Fury, Endurance, Tessa (Skylanders), Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Skywarp and Thundercracker VS Katnappe, Le Quack, Jorgen Von Strangle, Astral Drop Irma, Astral Drop Taranee, and Astral Drop Cornelia - Another Kidney, Pinto, Fava, Chili, Navy, Lima, Garbanzo, Cannelini, Rotten and Jelly Beans as well as Evil Search Man and Touch & Go
Katnappe was next.
Katnappe: (to Starfire) Nico, Tyler Bowman's team, Touch and Go's team, and the others did good battling Another Kidney, Pinto, Fava, Chili, Navy, Lima, Garbanzo, Cannelini, Rotten and Jelly Beans. As well as Another Evil Search Man and Touch & Go
Starfire: They sure did and it was most amazing.
Larry Loud: Boy it sure was! The Anothers minus Touch & Go were the Embodiment of the Violence Dopant and her name is Varya Violence. She is a strong and brutal one and one time she beat up a bully so brutally that she destroyed every single one of his bones and reduced them to dust.
Katnappe: WHOA! That is intense! She must be that strong!
Larry Loud: Oh she is. And the Another Touch & Go was a girl that Sakura Knudson left her mark on 10 years ago.
Katnappe: How did she do that?
Larry Loud: She fired an energy blast and it burned her right in her back and it will serve as a reminder of how she got her expelled and got her sent to prison.
Katnappe: WOW! That is a nasty mark!
Tessa: Boy dragonfeathers! It really was.
Fluttershy: She came after Sakura to get revenge on her for that.
Tornado Bolt: Boy she sure did.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Oh ja! Ja! She sure did.
Stealth Elf: That was intense.
Katnappe: WHOA! That is amazing. Lets do it!
Starfire and Katnappe called out their Liepard! Starfire and Blackfire merged and they formed into ONYXFIRE! Katnappe and Heart Roidmude merged and they formed into KATHEART! Starfire and group fired waves of energy, leaves, grass, flowers and fruit and smashed them down.
Dante, Jessie Bannon, Gabby Eunice, Kale, Caulifla, Gine, Celica, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Phage and Lasher VS Devack of the Monkey, Professor Monkey for a Head, Probabilitor the Annoying, Muscle Krabs, Universe 666 Bio Broly, and Wuya - Lincoln's rescue in Traverse Town
Devack was next.
Devack: (to Dante) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Traverse Town. How was it?
Dante: It was really awesome and we took down Lord Raptor and put him into your ranks.
Jessie Bannon: That was really fun. Also Girl Jordan came up with a really wild and crazy bet.
Devack: Really? What was it?
Dante: If Cruella's mental instability kills her in the next few weeks, Lincoln will treat all of his harem to a date in the Bahamas. But if he is wrong, Lincoln, J.D. and Nico are going to have a really big all night 4 week lovemaking fest!
THEY GASPED!
Devack: OH MAN!
Professor Monkey For A Head: All their harems ganged up on them!
Celica: Yeah no kidding there! What a wager!
Devack: A 4 WEEK LOVEMAKING FEST!? I don't know how the team is going to handle all that!
Starlight Glimmer: (Mischievous Smirk) I'm looking forward to this!
Cozy Glow: This is gonna be a good one.
Hex: Yeah no kidding!
Devack: Boy no kidding! This is gonna be a long couple of weeks! Lets do it!
Dante and Devack called out their Infernape! Dante merged with Jessie Bannon and they formed into DANJESSIE! Devack and Professor Monkey For A Head merged and they formed into PROFESSOR DEVACK FOR A HEAD! Dante and team fired waves of yellow fire and bones. blood, skulls, magic, stars and llightning and smashed them down.
Rita Loud, Cana Alberona, Seer Dance, Refresh Dance, Reinhardt, Quake Dance, Lusamine, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Stormy Weather and Proto Man VS Beautiful Gorgeous, Lipsyncher, Darkside, Water Core, Yost Juggernaut, and Fire Core - Meeting Trina Traverse
Beautiful Gorgeous was next.
Beautiful Gorgeous: (to Rita) I heard you guys met Trina Traverse. What's she like?
Rita Loud: She is the Keyblade Knight of Traverse Town and also she hates Cruella De Vil and Julius from Runaway Brain.
Cana: She is really powerful and awesome.
Lusamine: Boy she is an awesome one.
Sunset Shimmer: I agree there too.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah she is amazing.
Sunburn: I agree there.
Beautiful Gorgeous: Boy she is really something. Lets do it!
Rita and Beautiful Gorgeous called out their Oricorio! Rita and Cana merged and they formed into RICANA! Beautiful merged with Lipsyncher and they formed into BEAUTIFUL LIPSYNCH! Rita and group fired waves of fire and blasted them down.
Jaune Arc, Miti, Riki Honoo, Rosemon, Malefic Blue-Eyes White Dragon, Malefic Red-Eyes Black Dragon, Numbuh 274, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders,Headstrong and Tantrum VS Mojo Jojo, Ape Man, Acid Breath, Gerude Doggler, Bouldergeist, and Grand Doomer EX - Bigmouth Galaxy
Mojo Jojo was next.
Mojo: (to Jaune) The next Galaxy was Bigmouth Galaxy. Did Nico have to go underwater?
Jaune: They sure did and it was awesome.
Miti: I'll say! And it was really fun.
Numbuh 274: I agree there and they had fun.
Rarity: I thought it was really fun darlings.
Sweetie Belle: Boy it sure was.
Gill Grunt: You got that right.
Mojo: That is awesome. Lets do it for I, Mojo Jojo, am ready!
Jaune and Mojo called out their SIMIPOUR! Jaune and Donkey Kong merged and they formed into JAUNE KONG! Mojo and Grodd merged and they formed into MOJO GRODD! Jaune and group fired waves of water, ice, jewels and coconuts and smashed them down.
Tea Gardner, Lindsey, Owen, Bridgette, Noah, Izzy, Leona (Dragon Quest), Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Hood Sickle and Cuckoo Clocker VS Copperhead, Usari, Obelisk, Old Iron Face, Watermelon Tourmaline, and Mad Giraffes - The Mascots got their hands caught in the Cookie Jar
Copperhead was next.
Copperhead: (to Tea) The Mascots got their hands caught in the Cookie Jar. Honestly, why couldn't you have just let the poor things have the cookies?
Tea Gardner: Well even though it was one of the oldest known crimes in the book it was still funny to see. Also those cookies were for after dinner and Lynn Sr. gave us strict orders for not to eat any of them till them.
Lindsey: Yeah but it was awesome how they did that.
Leona: Boy no kidding there.
Twilight Sparkle: Sly Cooper told us that he, Murray and Bentley did a VERY WELL planned theft of cookies from the cookie jar at the orphanage.
Starshine Sparkle: That was an awesome one..
Spyro: It sure was.
Copperhead: Except the mascots went for a direct approch. Lets do it!
Tea and Copperhead called out their Ribombee and Seviper. Tea and Aqua Spirit merged and they formed into TEA THE AQUA WARRIOR! Copperhead and Chilly Willy merged and they formed into COPPERWILLY! Tea and team fired waves of magic and energy and smashed them down.
Sophie Casterwill, Jinora, Draculaura, Rochelle Goyle, Clawdeen Wolf, Venus McFlytrap, Luz & Amity, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Crash Man and Quick Man VS Hank Scorpio, Evil Heat Man, Hoya Makihara, Ice Kate and Kid Kold, Nine (MHA), and Piranha Plant (SSBU) - So we're heading into the Spiderverse
Hank Scorpio was next.
Hank Scorpio: (to Sophie) So, you guys are headed into the Spiderverse. Which of the 4 Spidermen is your favorite?
Sophie Casterwill: (British Accent) Oh that is a really tough one. But I would have to say the Ultimate Spiderman. I like that one because Mary Jane can turn into the Ultimate Spiderwoman.
Jinora: That was a cool one.
Luz: It sure was. And I have a feeling that Girl Jordan is soon going to go ballistic on another version of Carnage later on.
Amity: But I have a feeling that this one won't have Cletus Kasady.
Applejack: Boy this is gonna be a good one.
Apple Bloom: Yeah.
Flashwing: It sure will be good.
Hank Scorpio: This sure will be good. Lets do it!
Sophie Casterwill and Hank called out Moltres. Sophie and Jinora merged and they formed into SOPORA! Hank and Evil Heat Man merged and formed into HANK THE HEATMEISTER! Sophie and group fired waves of earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.
Mizore Shirayuki, Shazam, Andrea San Juan, Nico Robin, Boa Hancock, Monet, Crystal Man, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Thetis and Driscoll VS SkullMeramon, Creepy Lighthouse Keeper, McWolf (Tom & Jerry Kids), Pineoctopus, Red Claw, and Mzingo's Parliament - It was awesome meeting Madame Web
SkullMeramon was next.
SkullMeramon: (to Mizore) It was awesome meeting Madame Web. And how do you guys like my team?
Mizore: Your team is really amazing and cool. Also it was awesome meeting her.
Shazam: It sure was and she helped Spiderman on his journey many times before.
Crystal Man: We were amazed ourselves too.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah no kidding! That was amazing to meet her!
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) It was amazing.
Featherweight: It sure was.
Sprocket: You got that right.
SkullMeramon: That is really cool! Lets do it!
Mizore and SkullMeramon called out their Cryogonal. Mizore merged with Monet and they formed into Mizoret. SkullMeramon and Mzingo's Parliament merged and they formed into SKULLMERA PARLIAMENT! Mizore and group fired waves of blue fire, metal, gears and lightning and smashed them down.
Flare Corona, Hanabi & Aries, Lillian Hale, Stafford, Meru, Luca, Layla Heartfilia, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Sasame Fuma and RD Lola vs Mortal Kombat Scorpion, Aries Zodiarts, Facilier, Hydra (Hercules), Sea Dragon, and Undertow - Evil Sasuke is back and is the first villain and Twilight Sparkle did my rant on him
Mortal Kombat Scorpion was next.
Mortal Kombat Scorpion: (to Flare Corona) Evil Sasuke is back as the first villain. And Twilight Sparkle did J.D.'s rant on him
Flare Corona: That was so awesome seeing that. She and Lincoln really showed him who is in charge.
Hanabi: Boy they sure did.
Aries: I'll say!
Layla Heartfilia: That was really cool.
Princess Celestia: You got that right.
King Solar; Yeah no kidding.
Solar Eclipsa: Yeah you got that right.
Amber Morning: Yeah that was awesome.
Spotlight: No kidding.
Mortal Kombat Scorpion: That is for sure. Lets do it!
Flare and Scorpion called out Drapion and Moltres. Flare and Lillian Hale merged and they formed into FLARLILLIAN! Scorpion and Facilier merged and they formed into SCORPILIER! Flare and group fired waves of light and smashed them down.
Baihumon, Bastemon, Francesca Giordano, Crono, Superboy, Chunky Kong, Gyro Man, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Ken Ichijouji & Stingmon and Beelzemon VS Stratos the Tornado Titan, Trident, Pizza Face, Diablo, Gigantomachia, and Julie Hinikawa - Twilight Sparkle and Lincoln are doing an amazing job tearing him apart
Stratos was next.
Stratos: (to Baihumon) Twilight Sparkle and Lincoln are doing an amazing job tearing Evil Sasuke apart. And Noir Spiderman is backing us up here.
Baihumon: Boy he sure is amazing. And this whole place is like what happened during the Roaring 20s.
Bastemon: That was really cool and those were awesome comics for that time.
Gyro Man: You got that right.
Princess Luna: Yeah that was really cool.
Moondust: Yeah no kidding.
Snowdrop: You got that right.
Gari: Yeah no kidding.
Blackout: Yep that is for sure.
Stratos: That is for sure. Lets do it!
Baihumon and Stratos called out Entei and Thundurus. Baihumon and Francesca merged and they formed into BAIHUCESCA! Stratos and Pizza Face merged and they formed into STRATPIZZA! Baihumon and group fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed them down.
J.D. Knudson VS Rufos
Rufos was next.
Rufos: So Rigby punched you right in your chest and blew a massive hole in you!? That is incredible!
Me: It was! That was powerful!
Rufos: Boy that must've been a really massive and powerful punch.
Me: Yeah.
Rufos: Lets see how strong it is! Lets do it!
Me: Gladly!
I ran at him and then drew my fist back and punched him square in the chest and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
My Death Punch not only blasted him with a powerful shockwave but also blew him to smithereens in a massive fiery explosion!
Me: HOLY FUCKING SHIT! That was powerful! All it took was one punch to kill him!
I saw that flaming pieces of him were scattered all over!
Me: WHOA! Rufos you have failed this city!
Samurai Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Decade Riders, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Vulpes
Vulpes was next.
Vulpes: Boy this will be fun.
Nico: It sure will.
May: Oh yeah!
Vulpes: Lets do it!
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called The Destroyers of Evil Sasuke, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the anti-Evil Sasuke etched on the 7'5" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades and blessed by the powers of Heaven, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels.
Nico teleported back with them.
Samurai Rangers: SAMURAIZERS! GO GO SAMURAI!
Antonio: SAMURAI MORPHER! GOLD POWER!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SAMURAI!
KAMEN RIDER!
Decade Riders: HENSHIN!
They transformed!
Nico: Lets get him!
Jayden: FIRE BUSTER CANNON MODE!
They got it ready!
Nico put on a Pink Harpy Disk. They loaded the disks in.
Nico: FIRE!
They fired waves of energy and elements and blew him apart and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: YEAH! Vulpes you have failed this city!
Jayden: Samurai Rangers, Victory is ours.
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped.
Troy: Good thing you don't have a fragment.
Tsukasa: Now we just have to finish you off!
Kamen Ride: Kuwagata Ohger!
Kamen Ride: Tombo Ohger!
Kamen Ride: Kamakiri Ohger!
Kamen Ride: Papillon Ohger!
Kamen Ride: Hachi Ohger!
Kamen Ride: Spider Kumonos!
Tsukasa turned into the Red King Ohger and Daiki called out clones of the King Ohgers!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! EXCALIBUR FORCE!
They turned into the King Ohgers!
Maria: And now for Backup! (TURNS DIAL) CATACLYSM FORCE 6!
She summoned Major Disaster, Evil Winter Man, Imperious, Morpho Knight, Universe 666 Twin Masters and Elestomp!
Nico: Oh yeah!
Qin: This will be good!
We went at Evil Sasuke and bashed and smashed him all over.
Ulfhedinn, Slurhk, Loderool, and Nivenna
Ranamon, Diamond Tiara, Springer and Astrotrain used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Ranamon and Diamond Tiara's powers, Springer's wind funnel laser and Astrotrain's ionic displacer rifle 100-fold!
Ranamon and Springer: VAPOROUS WIND FUNNEL BARRAGE!
Astrotrain and Diamond Tiara: IONIC DIAMOND BLAST!
Mermaids and Sports and Electropede: MERMAIDS OF LIGHTNING BLAST!
Chakras of Trees and Harpymon: CHAKRA TREE STORM BLAST!
Pipsqueaks of Social Media and Chillyfish: SOCIAL FURY BLAST!
Thunder of Build and Thundermon: LIGHTNING BUILD STORM!
Fury of the To'KuStar Predator and General Schwarz: DARKNESS PREDATOR BLAST!
Azuril Water Power and Black Manta: AZURIL WATER BLAST!
Magic of The Gun and Goro: MAGIC GUN STORM BLAST!
Hair Demon Power and Puppetmon: HAIR DEMON FURY BLAST!
Diamondhead Jewel Storm and White Lightning: DIAMONDHEAD JEWEL STORM BLAST!
Omega Vylon Force and Black Lance: OMEGA VYLON FURY BLAST!
Twilight Sparkle, Thunder Sparkle, Starburst, Night Light Jr, Nyx Midnight, Scarlet Genie, Zeta "Silver" Telekinetic, Sparkle Girl, Love Charm, Tinker Sparks, Starbeam Glitter, Starshine Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Cadance, Princess Amore, Flurry Heart, Lilly Crystal, Cloud Star, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Sweetie Drops/Bon Bon, Donut Joe, Spike the Dragon, Shining Armor, Tempest Shadow, Swift Foot, Gallus the Griffin, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, Rai, Sena and Joe Shimamura: MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Me, Twilight Sparkle, Lincoln and Eli: SPIDERVERSE FURY STRIKE!
We fired waves of energy and magic.
Lincoln: SPIDER ELEMENT STYLE: WOLF SPIDER!
Jessica Kaios: SPIDER FIRE STYLE: JUMPING SPIDERS!
Nanami: SPIDER WATER STYLE: CRAB SPIDERS!
Julie Makimoto: SPIDER EARTH STYLE: WIDOW SPIDERS!
Chie Satonaka: SPIDER WIND STYLE: TRAPDOOR SPIDER!
Sari: SPIDER LIGHTNING STYLE: VELVET SPIDER!
Lincoln: COLOR ELEMENT STYLE: ORANGE!
Jessica Shannon: COLOR STING STYLE: RED!
Peni Parker: COLOR WEB STYLE: BLUE!
Jessica Kaios: COLOR FIRE STYLE: YELLOW!
Yuna: COLOR WATER STYLE: PURPLE!
Toph: COLOR EARTH STYLE: GREEN!
Tatsumaki: COLOR WIND STYLE: SILVER!
Sari: COLOR LIGHTNING STYLE: WHITE!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said spiders and colors.
Lincoln and his harem: SPIDER FINAL SMASH: SPIDER STRIKE!
They summoned spiders to attack!
Lincoln and his harem: COLOR FINAL SMASH: RAINBOW FIREWORKS!
They fired a massive barrage of exploding rainbow fireworks!
The blasts all hit evil Sasuke and exploded all over!
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) GO TO HELL, EVIL SASUKE!
Twilight Sparkle: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious Elemental Friendship Magic Alicorn Princess Angel and Divine Harmonious Elemental Friendship Magic Alicorn Princess Angel Love) AND DON'T YOU DARE COME BACK!
We fired massive black energy blasts at Evil Sasuke, and the blasts exploded and he screamed with pure insane rage as he was sent to The Black Gates forever! Lincoln and Twilight Sparkle powered down.
Nico: That's one less motherfucking cur! Awesome job, gang, we got rid of Evil Sasuke!
Lincoln: Now, there's only one last thing to do, and one last loose end to tie up: Hilary's older brother, Henry Thestalos.
?: (ENRAGED SCREAM) HILARY, LINCOLN, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU ALL FOR RUINING OUR PLAN TO DESTROY THE WORLD'S ECONOMY AND SENDING ME TO FUCKING PRISON!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the nine large black orbs orbiting around Lucy's legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Lola's legs, the eight large search pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine large marine blue orbs orbiting around Lana's legs, the eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eight large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn Jr.'s legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the nine large sky blue orbs orbiting around Lori's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Leni's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake and Luan's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the nine large brown orbs orbiting around Laney's legs the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the nine large light green orbs orbiting around Lisa's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the nine large lavender orbs orbiting around Lily's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the ten large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the nine large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large purple orbs orbiting around Luna's legs, the nine large search pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier infused with absorption energy that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of fireballs that came out of nowhere and they hit the barrier, but the fireball volley was absorbed into us and we became even stronger than ever. Then, we saw Thestalos the Firestorm Monarch appear.
Hilary Thestalos: (GROWLS) I always knew there was no mistaking that foul mouth from anywhere, get out of that Thestalos skinsuit, and show yourself, Henry!
Thestalos the Firestorm Monarch vanished in a vortex of infernal flames, and in its place stood a 6'11" tall male with crimson red hair and crimson red eyes similar as Hilary's, massive muscular build, and dressed in a red prison jumpsuit: it was Henry Thestalos, the evil older brother of Hilary Thestalos and one of the eleven most dangerous thugs in Royal Woods.
Nico: So, that's Henry Thestalos. He sure does look like a thug who belongs in prison.
Hilary Thestalos: He sure does. I never thought I'd have to see your ugly face again, Henry, I made sure we were done with you after we foiled the grand extortion scheme you, your buddies, and your boss, Flip, made to destroy the world's economy six years ago and sent you to prison for good.
Henry Thestalos: Laugh all you want, bitch, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU AND LINCOLN FOR RUINING MY LIFE! NO ONE CROSSES THE ELEMENTAL MONARCHS OF EVIL AND LIVES!
Hilary Thestalos: As always, you're all bark and no fucking bite, Henry. Now, you're just acting like a rabid dog who needs to be put down.
Suddenly, Hilary Thestalos' crimson red eyes turned neon crimson red and she was surrounded by a crimson red energy aura with stars, crimson red flames, phoenixes, dragons, and angels, she unholstered her massive Thestalos the Firestorm Monarch's Greatsword of Firestorm Justice from her back, and as she approached Henry Thestalos, she left crimson red energy, stars, crimson red flames, phoenixes, dragons, and angels with every step.
Hilary Thestalos: Even after we sent you and your buddies to prison six years ago, you still make me sick to no end, Henry, and it's not just that. You've always hated me ever since the day I was born and when I was growing up, you always tried to find ways to make my life Hell and even worse, you tried to find ways to kill me. Mom and Dad were right to have kicked you out of the house after you turned eighteen, they also couldn't stand your bullshit any longer, and what you, your buddies, and Flip tried to do six years ago with that scheme of yours, you broke Mom and Dad's hearts, and you sent them spiraling into depression because of it, and I was also forced to see them take their own lives in that downward spiral of depression. We were right to have disowned you, Henry, and now, I'm going to do Mom and Dad a favor and send you straight to Hell where you rightfully belong!
Suddenly, Hilary Thestalos was surrounded by a massive vortex of crimson red energy with stars, crimson red flames, and flames surrounding it, there are phoenixes and angels and Thestalos the Firestorm Monarch flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a crimson red phoenix with red eyes glaring at Henry Thestalos: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Hilary Thestalos emerged, but she was changed forever.
Hilary Thestalos grew from 6'11" to 7'9" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her long flowing crimson red hair, she has neon crimson red eyes and a crimson red energy aura with stars, crimson red flames, phoenixes, dragons, and angels surrounding her, she has Thestalos the Firestorm Monarch with the Fire Kanji in its hands emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with crimson red iris, she has on dragon earrings with crimson red gems for eyes and holding the Fire, Star, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Thestalos the Firestorm Monarch with crimson red gems for eyes and holding the Fire, Star, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her crimson red dragon-shaped Element of Harmony for the second pendant along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with crimson red links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and crimson red gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Hilary Thestalos has on a short-sleeved crimson red blouse, sleeveless crimson red top with a star on it, crimson red skirt, crimson red pants, crimson red knee-high high-heeled boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, crimson red flames, phoenixes, dragons, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Thestalos the Firestorm Monarch surrounded by crimson red flames. Suddenly, Hilary Thestalos felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive crimson red angel wings with red tips on the large crimson red feathers grew much bigger for her new body, and she now has eleven massive and long crimson red wolf tails with red tips and red markings, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.
Suddenly, Hilary Thestalos' massive Thestalos the Firestorm Monarch's Greatsword of Firestorm Justice and all the greatswords and swords she had began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of crimson red energy, stars, crimson red flames, phoenixes, dragons, and angels and when it emerged, it was transformed into Hilary Thestalos' Inferno Firestorm Monarch Thestalos the Firestorm Monarch Inferno Draconic Phoenix Firestorm Greatsword of Draconic Phoenix Firestorm Monarch Thestalos Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded red gems and Thestalos the Firestorm Monarch etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged crimson red blade, large crimson dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large crimson red gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four crimson red dragon heads with crimson red gems in its mouths and large crimson red phoenix head with crimson red gems for eyes and a large crimson red gem in its mouth on the bottom of the crimson dragon heads for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with crimson red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the large gold Bracer, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Thestalos the Firestorm Monarch's head with crimson red gems for eyes and a large crimson red gem inside its open mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a crimson red kanji below Thestalos the Firestorm Monarch that said, "Hilary Thestalos, Gene-Slammer of Thestalos the Firestorm Monarch, Really Talented and Awesome Sports Star and Athlete, Lover of Nuclear Hot Spicy Food, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Bullies, Archenemy of Firestorm Prometheus, Destroyer of Henry Thestalos, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Crimson Red Flames, Phoenixes, Dragons, and Angels"
ヒラリー・セスタロス、ファイアーストーム君主セスタロスのジーン・スラマー、本当に才能のある素晴らしいスポーツスターでアスリート、核の激辛料理の愛好家、愛情深い守護天使でリンカーンの将来の妻ラウド、いじめっ子の軽蔑者、ファイアーストームの大敵プロメテウス、ヘンリーの破壊者テスタロス、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素の達人、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠、正直、寛大さ、優しさ、無私、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者とスレイヤー、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして真紅の赤い炎、フェニックス、ドラゴン、天使のマスター
Suddenly, Hilary Thestalos' immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!
Hilary Thestalos has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-THESTALOS THE FIRESTORM MONARCH-DRAGON-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA CRIMSON RED DRACONIC PHOENIX FIRESTORM INFERNO THESTALOS THE FIRESTORM MONARCH DRAGON PHOENIX MONARCH ANGEL OF DIVINE CRIMSON RED DRACONIC PHOENIX FIRESTORM INFERNO THESTALOS THE FIRESTORM MONARCH DRAGON PHOENIX MONARCH ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE CRIMSON RED DRACONIC PHOENIX FIRESTORM INFERNO THESTALOS THE FIRESTORM MONARCH DRAGON PHOENIX MONARCH ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Hilary Thestalos' Super Angel-Thestalos the Firestorm Monarch-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Henry Thestalos saw it, he went fucking mad with rage and transformed into Thestalos the Firestorm Monarch and fired blasts of fire at her, but she absorbed them and it made her stronger, and she fired a massive barrage of crimson red energy, stars, crimson red flames, phoenixes, dragons, and angels at Henry Thestalos, and they exploded as they hit him, hey got back up, but now, he was absolutely pissed and driven mad by wrath and bloodthirst.
Me: HOLY JUMPING SPICY PEPPERS!
Nico: OH DAMN!
Lincoln: Awesome, Hilary Thestalos has transformed into her Super Angel-Thestalos the Firestorm Monarch-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and she really pissed off Henry big time, and now, it's high-time we got rid of you for good, Henry.
Hilary Thestalos: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Firestorm Draconic Phoenix Inferno Thestalos The Firestorm Monarch Dragon Phoenix Angel and Divine Firestorm Draconic Phoenix Inferno Thestalos The Firestorm Monarch Dragon Phoenix Angel Love) Exactly what I was about to say, Linky. Let's get him!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Hilary Thestalos.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You really made a huge mistake coming after us, Henry, but I can look on the bright side, when I get married to Hilary in the future, I won't have a heartless twisted bastard like you for a brother-in-law, and like all my future wives' evil relatives, only one thing awaits you: death!
Hilary Thestalos and Lincoln went after Henry Thestalos who continued throwing fireballs at them, but they absorbed them and it made them stronger, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, crimson red energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spiders, whales, monkeys, hummingbirds, lizards, giants, condors, cats, llamas, dogs, snakes, spirals, wings, snakes, trees, crocodiles, herons, fish, dark dragons, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Ghouls, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Yetis, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Henry Thestalos and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his golden claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Hilary Thestalos also attack him with some powerful punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they smashed him all over with their immense and extremely powerful superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really really driving Henry Thestalos even madder than ever!
Henry Thestalos: I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, STINKOLN!
Henry Thestalos threw more fireballs at Lincoln, but he absorbed them and it made him even more stronger as his rainbow fire aura became more ferocious. Then, Lincoln drove his massive greatsword into Henry Thestalos' stomach and he began absorbing the fire powers he'd gotten when he Gene-Slammed himself into Thestalos the Fire Monarch along with his massive muscle mass and strength, and that had caused Henry Thestalos to revert back to normal, but now, he was thin as a rake and he was really weak.
Then, Lincoln and Hilary Thestalos fired powerful blasts of fire at Henry Thestalos, which incinerated the fucker and sent his ass to The Black Gates. We cheered wildly for what Hilary Thestalos and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down, and Hilary Thestalos' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long crimson red wolf tails, and massive crimson red angel wings are permanent.
Hilary Thestalos: Burn in The Black Gates forever, Henry. Thank you for helping me get rid of my evil older brother forever, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Hilary.
Suddenly, Hilary Thestalos wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Hilary Thestalos' face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and Thestalos the Firestorm Monarch flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and flames raging behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Hilary Thestalos absorbed the elemental forces and flames and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Lincoln: We did it, we got rid of Henry Thestalos, but we still got ten more of those thugs to deal with.
Charlene Novamenova: Which means tomorrow, it's my brother's turn to die.
Me: Yep. So, Lincoln, who's the next Keyblade Knight we're meeting tomorrow?
Lincoln: I've got a really good one: Ersa Eotw, Keyblade Knight of The End of The World.
Michelle Emperyous: Whoa, awesome, and you'll love meeting her. Ersa Eotw is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a Keyblader and she harbors a very very nasty hatred for Chernabog, ALL THE DISNEY VILLAINS and all the Heartless in General as well for what they did to SO MANY WORLDS and wants to destroy EVERY Single one of them. She is also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi, Eli, Cid, Yuffie, Leon, Aerith, and all their friends on all worlds including Sora's mother and is a very awesome sister to Aqua and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.
Nico: WHOA!
Me: Damn, that's really awesome!
Lincoln: Yep. She's that powerful.
Copperhead: Sorry we draged you into the Evil Sasuke battle.
Noir Spiderman: Don't worry about it. Someone had to help teach him a lesson.
Me: And that's all of us.
Hank Scorpio: At least we got 4 fragments.
Nico: Yep.
SkullMeramon: That's a good start.
Qin: Yeah.
Mortal Kombat Scorpion: But the day isn't over yet.
Stratos: We have to give Madame Web a status report.
Me: Yeah better get over there.
We teleported there.
Madame Web: You've recovered the first quarter of the Tablet. Excellent.
Shattered Dimensions Spiderman: We've always been good at scavenger hunts. Me longer then these guys.
Nico: Anything you should warn us about before we head out collecting more fragments?
Madame Web: Like moths to a flame, those with evil hearts will be drawn to the unleashed power of the Tablet, gaining new and frightening powers. So far, you have been fortunate that none of them fallen into enemy hands.
William: Why'd you have to go and say THAT? Man, what a jinx!
Madame Web: For now, rest well. Your adventure is only starting.
Me: This is just part one.
Xenia: Yeah.
Nico: But we're going to have fun. Great job today everyone.
Lola: Yeah!
Spiderman: (To the viewers) This was awesome for part one of the adventure.
Me: It sure was.
We went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep. I was going to wake up tomorrow morning.
TO BE CONTINUED
Part 1 of The Shattered Dimensions saga done.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.
For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as SkullMeramon, Creepy Lighthouse Keeper, Earth Imperial Ninja Fumin, Universe 666 Scar, Gammaizer Climate and Tornado Tyrant as well as Mizore Shirayuki, Shazam, Andrea San Juan, Nico Robin, Boa Hancock and Monet, and we're going to Manitoba, Canada and we're going to exorcise Lauren and send her Scary Girl self to the M.O.E. Also we're going to battle an evil version of Chandler from another universe! Lily and Ms. Cheerilee are going to transform against him and make that menace to society pay! Also we're going to battle Another Darkball, Invisible, Defender, Stealth Soldier, Wyvern, Behemoth, Creepy Lighthouse Keeper and SkullMeramon. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Dondozo named Mona Rico and she is a great fishing angler.
The next match-up is Charlene Novamenova, Gene-Slammer of Caius the Shadow Monarch and Lincoln VS. Charles Novamenova
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, we're heading to Manistee, Michigan, and we got word of an awesome treasure there: they're called The Sickle Swords of Hinon, three sets of powerful sickle swords crafted by the Iroquois God of Thunder, but these sickle swords are meant only for the champions of Hinon meaning Lincoln, Linka, and Dakota Maracle, and once they get them, we're also going to destroy an old enemy of Dakota Maracle's named Damian "Black Fang" Mahigan, Amber Mahigan's former brother who had angered the Iroquois gods and was cursed to be a Skinwalker. And we're going to meet the next Keyblade Knight, her name is Ersa Eotw, Keyblade Knight of The End of The World, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a Keyblader and she harbors a very very nasty hatred for Chernabog, ALL THE DISNEY VILLAINS and all the Heartless in General as well for what they did to SO MANY WORLDS and wants to destroy EVERY Single one of them. She is also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi, Eli, Cid, Yuffie, Leon, Aerith, and all their friends on all worlds including Sora's mother and is a very awesome sister to Aqua and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.
For Part 2 we're going to battle Kraven The Hunter and there's going to be a surprise reunion there.
See you next time.
