THE GANGSTERISM OF NOIR HAMMERHEAD


Walking through the Endsville Sector of the city was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Ace Bunny, Pyra, Maggie Orbersson, Soup Faerie, Fyora the Faerie Queen, Siyana the Light Faerie, Kalolo the Jackalope, Zavok, Axel, Lance (Balan Wonderworld) , Universe 666 Sharptooth, Mandilok, Captain K. Rool, and Eustace, and we were there to make sure Billy wasn't stirring up or causing any trouble.

Me: So the next rescue is in Endsville. I hope Billy isn't causing problems.

Maria: (Sternly) He better not be or I'm going to kick his ass big time!

Qin: No kidding!

Laney: I've had enough stupid shenanigans from him to last a lifetime!

Nico: Believe me guys all of us have had enough of Billy being stupid and causing problems but I think it's time we stop getting mad at him.

Xenia: Yeah it's getting old.

Lola: I agree there guys. We have been really hard on him and it's time we bury the hatchet.

Lana: Yeah this has gone on for far too long.

Camie: I agree there. Like it or not Billy is our teammate and he needs to be treated like one.

Kalolo: I agree there myself guys.

Varie: Same with me.

Me: I agree there. Sure he may be an idiot but he can't help it.

Leni: Yeah just like my Ed is and he is funny.

Eddy: Yeah Billy may be an idiot but like Ed he is our idiot.

Luan: That's right.

Nico: I agree there.

Ace Bunny: That's for sure.

Nico: Ace, I want to thank you, Zavok, and your teams for coming.

Ace Bunny: Anytime Nico. This will be so fun.

Pyra: I'm looking forward to this one.

Tsuyu: Me too.

Nico: Pyra, what do you like to do in your free time?

Pyra: Well when I'm not kicking butt I'm working at my own ice cream parlor.

Me: Cool!

Nico: You make your own flavors of ice cream?

Pyra: I sure do. I make over 50,230 flavors. And don't worry I don't make the disgusting ones.

Lola: You should try her ice cream Nico. She makes some of the best fruit ice cream sundaes ever. She even makes awesome sundaes from fruits that Sunny and friends bring to her.

Sunny Starscout: It's true. We give her some of our fruits to help with her sundaes.

Nico: Hey that's cool! We'll have to check it out.

Me: It'll be perfect for it. It's supposed to be a really hot day today.

Nico: Whew! No kidding.

Maria: (to Lola) You tried the sundaes, haven't you?

Lola: I sure have. They are so yummy!

Pyra: Lola is one of my frequent customers and she loves all of the flavors.

Nico: Boy that must be really good ice cream.

Pyra: Oh it is Nico.

Axel: Awesome!

Nico: Looking forward to it.

Me: Yeah me too.

Laney: Boy yesterday was a fun mission.

Me: Boy you said it Laney. You did really well leading your own team.

Laney: Thanks J.D. It was fun.

Nico: And J.D. did really amazingly well against Kraven. Wow! The Wolf VS The Lion.

Me: That was so cool.

Maria: I honestly was uncomfortable fighting him.

Me: No worries though.

Nico: But we have had three big victories come out of that one.

Maria: We have?

Me: Yep. We rescued TAS Mary Jane and reunited her with TAS Spiderman.

Nico: We beat Kraven in the most awesome hunt ever.

Eli: And we got the fragment of the tablet back.

Me: But we were really shocked seeing that the tablet fragment gave him superhuman speed.

Rainbow Dash: Boy that was awesome seeing him run that fast.

Lola: No kidding! He was all over the place!

Me: The Prime Universe version of Kraven was NEVER that fast. But that was still an amazing hunt that even the Imakandi can be proud of.

Nico: I agree there.

May: I'm just glad he used dummy rounds.

Me: Me too. And that was a hunt none of us will forget.

Camie: Boy that was cool.

Nico: Yeah.

Maria: Boy if a fragment of the Tablet can grant superspeed like that then WHO KNOWS what kind of powers Spiderman's other enemies can get?

Girl Jordan: Like maybe Carnage and Venom can become separate entities without the need for a bonded host.

Me: That would be crazy.

Nico: Girl Jordan, if ANY version of Carnage gets his hands on a fragment, it'll probably result in something far worse.

Me: Yeah.

Girl Jordan: I agree there. But regardless any version of Carnage has got to go and die!

Me: You're right on that!

Nico: But still that was fun and the best part is that I'm so happy that TAS Spiderman and TAS Mary Jane are back together.

Qin: That really devastated Peter back then.

Spiderman: It sure did. I felt really bad for him when that happened to him.

Me: And Green Goblin is the one that sent Mary Jane there in the first place. Nico, if we ever face TAS Green Goblin or Shattered Dimension Green Goblin, let me be the one that kills BOTH of them.

Nico: You got it. Lincoln: Okay, guys, we got a very huge emergency. I just got word that the Dark Side of Billy is here, and he's going to try and kill J.D. and he hates him with every fiber of his being!

We gasped.

Me: Oh fuck me on a stick!

Nico: Oh shit!

Me: WHY THAT BUBBLE-NOSED MALODOROUS IDIOT! HE WANTS NOTHING MORE THAN TO SNAP MY NECK FOR SIDING WITH MANDY AND DEFYING HIM! I'LL KILL HIM!

Laney: What an idiot!

Lincoln: I know how much you want to kill him, J.D., but we don't want you going on your own since that idiot is extremely dangerous and unstable. You're staying with us, and to make sure that stupid idiot doesn't try anything.

Me: Don't worry. I'm not going to duplicate what Spiderman did when we got there.

Lincoln: Good.

Lincoln made a massive and powerful diamond barrier protecting all of us.

Carol: Nice move.

Nico: Smart move. Now, let's get after that idiot, do you know where he is, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Let me check. (Senses for Dark Billy) AHA! Gotcha! That bubble-nosed malodorous brainless idiot is 20 yards from our location and he's already barreling towards J.D. and he is already at Nth-Degree Fucked Up. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Oh, you have got to be kidding me! FLIP!

Me: He sent more of his thugs at us again?!

Lincoln: Yep. (Sighs) Flip's going to go way too far one of these days.

Laney: That mutated cheapskate!

Lincoln concentrated on Flip's army of armed musclebound thugs, and then, waves of red energy came right out of them and they screamed in agonizing pain, and the waves of red energy flowed into Lincoln and he was getting stronger and stronger and stronger still, and as soon as Lincoln was done, the thugs were all drained of all their energy and were all left as dried up corpses drained of their life forces, muscle mass, virility, and strength, and he sent them to The Black Gates. Then, we set our sights on Dark Billy.

Qin: Now we can go after him.

Nico: Okay, Billy. The fuck did you do this time?!

?: (ENRAGED NTH-DEGREE FUCKED-UP EXPLOSIVE SCREAM) I'LL KILL YOU FOR SIDING WITH MANDY AND DEFYING ME! (CRAZED BABBLING)

Me: Yeah, FUCK YOU TOO, YOU BUBBLE-NOSED IDIOT!

We then saw our target, Dark Billy, barreling towards me, and he was extremely crazy and insane with revenge and hatred. He got out and threw a knife at me, but the massive and powerful diamond barrier stopped it. Dark Billy got out a machine gun and started firing on the barrier, but the barrier stood strong as the bullets were being blunted, and that just made Dark Billy even angrier than ever and he was still firing at the barrier, but that still didn't work. Then, he tried to beat the barrier with his fists, but that didn't work either, but it did make his fists bloody, and then, he got out a bazooka and fired at it and it exploded, it still didn't work: HE WAS ABSOLUTELY OUT OF HIS MIND AS HE CONTINUED ATTACKING THE BARRIER AND TRYING TO KILL ME!

Nico: That stupid idiot is absolutely out of his brainless mind!

Laney: HE'S OUT OF CONTROL!

Lincoln: Just like with that crazier version of Billy, he's getting put down like the moron he is.

Lincoln fired a diamond ball at Dark Billy which hit him in the face and sent him flying into a tree and Lincoln deactivated the barrier and we stood ready to fight Dark Billy, who got back up, but now he was even more out of control and completely bat-shit rage crazy insane!

Dark Billy: (ENRAGED NTH-DEGREE FUCKED-UP EXPLOSIVE SCREAM) I'LL KILL YOU! I'll KILL YOU ALL! (CRAZED BABBLING)

Lana: Sorry but we don't speak IDIOT!

Lincoln: BUZZ OFF, YOU PSYCHOTIC BABOON!

Lincoln fired a powerful blast of rainbow super lightning and electrocuted Dark Billy with infinite volts of electricity, and it caused Dark Billy's skeleton to show.

Carol: We've just about had it up to hear with you, you bubble-nosed idiot!

Nico: But this version of Billy shares his fears. Like clowns!

Me: Like this! NIGHTMARE STYLE NINJA ART: NIGHTMARE OF THE HORRIBLE CLOWNS!

I fired a wave of darkness and it formed into TERRIBLE CLOWNS!

Dark Billy: (SCREAMS) CLOWNS! THEY WILL DESTROY US ALL!

They pelted Dark Billy with Pies and farted in his face and squirted him with flowers and more!

Maria: I've got a few things to say to this asshole!

Nico: After that is his other fear. Spiders!

Me: Like this. NIGHTMARE STYLE NINJA ART: NIGHT OF THE EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS!

I fired a massive wave of darkness and summoned a massive swarm of spiders and DARK BILLY SCREAMED IN FRIGHT AND CRAPPED HIS PANTS!

Maria walked up to Dark Billy with one of the ANGRIEST SCOWLS on her face ever!

Me: UH OH.

Maria: You want to know what I think about you?

Dark Billy: WHAT?

Maria: (Maria angrily opens her menacing eyes and screams furiously, as she unleashes a massively powerful blue beam of fury, it strikes Dark Billy, but due to it's sudden power, all of us were blown away) RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH! YOU ARE THE LAZIEST AND MOST REPULSIVE LAZY NO-GOOD SLACKER EVER IN ALL OF THE CITY OF ENDSVILLE AND GOTHAM ROYAL YORK AND YOU DRIVE ME FUCKING NUTS! CAN'T YOU JUST LISTEN TO US ONCE AND OBEY OUR ORDERS FOR ONCE IN YOUR SINGLE MOST PATHETIC WORTHLESS LIFE?! 'CAUSE IF YOU DID, YOU'D SEE WE'RE TRYING TO TEACH YOU SOME SIMPLE RESPONSIBILITY, SOME PRIDE IN DOING A JOB WELL DONE IN THE FIELD OF BATTLE! BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW A JOB WELL DONE IF YOU PAID SOMEONE TO DO IT FOR YOU, (Tears are STREAMING and blowing off his face) AND EVEN THEN YOU'D SCREW IT ALL UP ON THE ACCOUNT THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN FOLLOW THE SIMPLEST OF INSTRUCTIONS, WORRYING MORE ABOUT LOOKING LIKE A TOTAL IDIOT AND SLACKING OFF THAN DOING YOUR JOB!

WE WERE SHOCKED AND HORRIFIED!

Nico: WHOA!

Lola: HOLY CRAP!

Carol: MARIA THAT WAS AWESOME!

Maria: Thanks.

Nico: Let's not give him the chance.

Carol: I agree there!

Suddenly, Carol's purple eyes turned neon purple, and she was surrounded by a rainbow energy aura, stars, Gravity Lightning, elemental forces, Kaiju, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Kaiju's Atomic Sword of Elemental Justice from her back, and as she approached Dark Billy, she left rainbow energy, stars, Gravity Lightning, elemental forces, Kaiju, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Carol: You really are a brainless idiot! J.D. had every right siding with Mandy because she knows how to get out of any situation, and you, you're just a destructive brainless idiot who enjoys causing tons of trouble, and you claim J.D.'s defying you?! No, it's the opposite really: you're the one defying him and all reason and common sense and go about causing trouble and mayhem! It's high-time you find out the hard way of what we do to idiots like you, moron!

Suddenly, Carol was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow energy with stars, Gravity Lightning, and elemental forces of The Kaiju surrounding the vortex, there are Kaiju, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix with red eyes glaring at Dark Billy: the red eyes of eternal death.

Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln Loud's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, The Unity Crystals fired a beam of light into Carol's massive Kaiju's Atomic Sword of Elemental Justice, and then, it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of rainbow energy with stars, Gravity Lightning, and elemental forces of The Kaiju surrounding the vortex, there are Kaiju, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix with red eyes glaring at Dark Billy: the red eyes of eternal death is a MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF CAROL AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!

Nico: HOLY GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!

Me: THIS IS IT!

Lincoln: IT'LL START RAINING BLOOD SOON, BRACE YOURSELVES! YOUR TIME'S FINALLY UP, HORSEBUTT!

THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO CAROL! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, CAROL EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!

THE LOUD HOUSE INSTRUMENTAL INTRO PLAYS

Carol grew from 6'11" to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large purple orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has purple highlights in the bangs of her long blonde hair, she has neon purple eyes and a rainbow energy aura with stars, Gravity Lightning from King Ghidorah and the other elemental forces of the Kaiju, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has King Ghidorah, Godzilla, Mothra, and the other Kaiju emblazoned on her forehead, she has on golden King Ghidorah earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Atomic, Element, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she has on her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with purple gems embedded in the gold lightning bolt links, purple crystal links and a purple King Ghidorah-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is Godzilla with blue gems for eyes and holding the Atomic, Element, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant, Carol has on a long-sleeved purple shirt with a glowing blue phoenix, skirt made of the golden scales of King Ghidorah, purple knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with blue flames, elements, and Gravity Lightning on the coattails and on the back of the trenchcoat are Godzilla, King Ghidorah, and Mothra surrounded by elemental forces and stars. Suddenly, Carol felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive dark purple angel wings surging with powerful Gravity Lightning and yellow tips on the large purple feathers grew much bigger for her new body, Carol has on a Ring of The Phoenix with large purple gem with a heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger, her gold wedding ring on her right pinkie finger and a Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has on purple fingerless gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on the back and Stone of Gelel embedded on her left hand.

Suddenly, Carol's massive Kaiju's Atomic Sword of Elemental Justice and all the other greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow energy, stars, Gravity Lightning from King Ghidorah, elemental forces of The Kaiju, Kaiju, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Carol Pusateri's Atomic Element Kaiju Queen Greatsword of Atomic Elemental Kaiju Queen Justice, it's a brand-new large greatsword with embedded colored gems and the Kaiju monsters etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged purple blade, two large versions of King Ghidorah's two heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large purple gems embedded in the foreheads, longer golden handle with King Ghidorah's scales on it, four gold Godzilla heads with blue gems for eyes and large blue gems in their mouths and a large angel head with purple gems for eyes and purple gem on the bottom of the Godzilla heads and three gold lightning bolt keychain with Mothra keychain pendant on the bottom for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with large purple gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold King Ghidorah head with red gems for eyes and a large purple gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a purple kanji below the Kaiju monsters that said, "Carol Pusateri, Awesome Friend of Lori Loud, Childhood Friend and Sister of Maria Rockell and Her Sisters, Loving Wife of Vince Pusateri and Loving Mother of Many Children, Loving Older Sister of Connor, Loving Daughter of Mrs. Pingrey, Destroyer of Morgan, Ex-Daughter of Mr. Pingrey, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Archenemy of Saïx the Lunar Diviner and Albert Michaels Also Known As Atomic Skull, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary and Champion of The Kaiju Monsters, Defender of The Loud House and The Loud Family, and Master of Atomic Energy, Cosmic Radiation, Elemental Forces, and The Kaiju"

キャロル・プサテリ、ローリ・ラウドの素晴らしい友人、マリア・ロッケルとその姉妹の幼馴染であり妹、ヴィンス・プサテリの愛する妻であり、多くの子供たちの愛する母、コナーの愛する姉、ピングリー夫人の愛する娘、モーガンの破壊者、元-ミスター・ピングリーの娘、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、友情の力と要素のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、黒のマスターゲイツ、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、希望の大使であり灯台宇宙、ラウドハウスとミシガンの救世主、真の不滅のヒーロー、悪の破壊者にして殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、月の占い師サイクスとアルバート・マイケルズの宿敵アトミック・スカルとしても知られ、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、怪獣モンスターの使者でありチャンピオン、ラウド・ハウスとラウド・ファミリーの擁護者、そして原子力、宇宙放射線、元素の力、そして怪獣のマスターとしても知られています。

Suddenly, Carol's immense blue protective aura transformed into an immense protective rainbow aura with elements swirling around it, she'd transformed into her ultimate transformation.

Carol has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-KAIJU QUEEN-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC ATOMIC ELEMENTAL FORCE KAIJU QUEEN PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ATOMIC ELEMENTAL FORCE KAIJU QUEEN PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ATOMIC ELEMENTAL FORCE KAIJU QUEEN PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!

We were really amazed by Carol's Super Angel-Kaiju Queen-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Dark Billy saw it, the stupid idiot went mad and babbled like crazy and ran at her to kill her, but Carol fired a massive barrage of rainbow energy blasts, stars, Gravity Lightning from King Ghidorah, elemental forces of The Kaiju, Kaiju, phoenixes, and angels, and they hit Dark Billy and knocked him down. He got back up, but now, he was even angrier than ever and he babbled like crazy again!

Carol: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Celestial Eternal Atomic Elemental Kaiju Queen Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Celestial Eternal Atomic Elemental Kaiju Queen Phoenix Angel Love) Like J.D. would say, I don't speak babbling idiot. But, it doesn't matter, you're going to die for good.

Cayenne: And we'll make sure you never come back!

Me: YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, YOU STUPID IDIOT!

Nico: Lincoln, I hope you use Winter Icyin's curse on him like you did to that crazier version of Billy last year.

Lincoln: I've got something like that planned for Dark Billy, and I'll combine that with Killer Frost's ability to absorb heat. That idiot's so doomed.

Carol: You got that right!

Maria: Go, Carol!

Carol punched him in his face.

Carol then gave him a massive and deadly super MEGAWEDGIE!

Carol then punched him all over his face and pulverized him.

Me: Here is another thing that Billy is terrified of! NIGHTMARE STYLE NINJA ART: TERROR OF THE MAILMAN!

I fired a wave of darkness and it formed into a scary and horrible version of the mailman!

Nightmare Mailman: Bills for Billy!

Dark Billy: (SCREAMS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL!)

Nico: I forgot about that.

Me: No worries. Oh Nico! I found this for you! NIGHTMARE STYLE NINJA ART: NIGHT OF THE GIANT EVERYTHING!

I fired a huge wave of darkness and it formed into a HUGE SWARM OF MASSIVE BIG ASS SPIDERS! DARK BILLY SCREAMED IN FRIGHT LIKE A FRIGHTENED MOUSE AND A LITTLE GIRL!

Nico: WHOA!

Me: That's a Goosebumps book I saw. It's not one of yours but it was part of it. It's called Night of The Giant Everything.

Nico: I don't have that one in my collection. But that is a cool one.

Me: We'll have to do that one later on.

Nico: Who else needs to transform?

Cayenne: I do.

Suddenly, Cayenne's purple cerise eyes turned neon purple cerise and she was surrounded by a four-tone red energy aura with stars, superhot flames, fire, chili peppers, magic, and Alicorns, she unholstered her massive Cayenne's Alicorn Eternal Magical Firestorm Nuclear Spicy Pepper Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Cajun Pepper Love and Cajun Pepper Harmony from her back, and as she approached Dark Billy, she left four-tone red energy, stars, superhot flames, fires, chili peppers, magic, and Alicorns with every step.

Cayenne: There's absolutely no words that can describe how much I hate you so much, Dark Billy, and Carol was right about every single word she said about. Now, it's high time we destroy you once and for all for all the trouble you've caused to Endsville and the Underworld.

Suddenly, Cayenne was surrounded by a massive vortex of four-tone red energy with stars, superhot flames, fires, chili peppers, and magic surrounding the vortex, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix with red eyes glaring at Dark Billy: the red eyes of eternal death.

Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln Loud's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, they fired a beam of light into Cayenne's massive Cayenne's Alicorn Eternal Magical Firestorm Nuclear Spicy Pepper Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Cajun Pepper Love and Cajun Pepper Harmony, and then, it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of four-tone red energy with stars, superhot flames, fires, chili peppers, and magic surrounding the vortex, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix with red eyes glaring at Dark Billy: the red eyes of eternal death is a MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HER AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!

THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO CAYENNE! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, CAYENNE EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!

(RUSSIAN DANCES OF THE NUTCRACKERS SUITE PLAYS)

Cayenne grew from 6'5" to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven purple cerise orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has punk highlights in the bangs of her short four-tone red hair, she has neon purple cerise eyes and a four-tone red energy aura with stars, superhot flames, fire, chili peppers, magic, and Alicorns surrounding her, she has an Alicorn with a star and chili pepper emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with cerise iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with red gems for eyes and the Love, Fire Pepper, and Eternity Kanjis in its horns, she also has an Alicorn with red gems for eyes and the Love, Fire, Pepper, and Eternity Kanjis in its horn for the second pendant on the bottom of her Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with chili pepper red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and chili pepper red gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love, Cayenne has on a short-sleeve red blouse, dark red dress with chili peppers on it, pink high-heeled boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, superhot flames, fires, chili peppers, and magic on the coattails, and on the back is an Alicorn surrounded by stars and on top of its horn is a chili pepper. Suddenly, Cayenne felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive light pink angel wings with four-tone red tips on the light pink feathers and long four-tone red tail grew much bigger for her new body and she now has a light pink horn on her head. Cayenne has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large chili pepper red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has her cutie mark on her right shoulder and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Cayenne's massive Cayenne's Alicorn Eternal Magical Firestorm Nuclear Spicy Pepper Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Cajun Pepper Love and Cajun Pepper Harmony and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of four-tone red energy, stars, superhot flames, fires, chili peppers, magic, and Alicorns, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Cayenne's Cajun Alicorn Eternal Magical Firestorm Nuclear Spicy Pepper Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Cajun Fire Pepper Love and Cajun Fire Pepper Harmony, it's a brand-new large greatsword with embedded chili pepper red gems and her cutie mark and stars etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold alicorn heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with large chili pepper red gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold alicorn heads with chili pepper red gems for eyes and large unicorn head with chili pepper red gems for eyes and large chili pepper red gem in its mouth on the bottom of the Alicorn heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with chili pepper red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle with chili pepper red gems for the eyes and a large chili pepper red gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip, Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip, and chili pepper red Crystal Saber holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji below the alicorn that said, "Cayenne, Alicorn Princess of Hot Peppers, Awesome Hot Sauce and Spice Producer, Great Friend of Pepperdance, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Archenemy of Angry Nashville Hot Chicken, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of The Doomsday Twenty-Three and Queen Opaline, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, and Master of Fire, Chili Peppers, Hot Sauces, Spices, Magic, and Alicorns"

カイエン、唐辛子のアリコーンプリンセス、素晴らしいホットソースとスパイスの生産者、ペッパーダンスの偉大な友人、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する将来の妻、怒っているナッシュビル・ホットチキンの大敵、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、多元宇宙、そしてその先へ、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天上のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実と正義の真の女神、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私無欲、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者と悪の殺害者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な学生驚くべき強力な教師、終末二十三の破壊者と女王オパーリン、エクエストリア、ポニービル、カンタロットの擁護者、友情の食卓の騎士団のメンバー、そして火、唐辛子、ホットソース、スパイス、魔法の達人、そしてアリコーン

Suddenly, Cayenne's immense blue protective aura transformed into an immense protective rainbow aura with elements swirling around it, she'd transformed into her ultimate transformation.

Cayenne has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-SPICY CHILI PEPPER ALICORN PRINCESS-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC SPICY CHILI PEPPER NUCLEAR SPICY PEPPER LOVE CHILI PEPPER ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC SPICY CHILI PEPPER NUCLEAR SPICY PEPPER LOVE CHILI PEPPER ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC SPICY CHILI PEPPER NUCLEAR SPICY PEPPER LOVE CHILI PEPPER ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Cayenne's Super Angel-Spicy Chili Pepper Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Dark Billy saw it, the idiot had lost his mind and babbled like crazy and ran at her to kill her, but Cayenne fired a massive barrage of four-tone red energy, stars, superhot flames, fires, chili peppers, magic, and Alicorns, and they hit Dark Billy and he got burned bad. He got back up, but now, he was even angrier and babbling like a crazier idiot than ever!

Nico: (TRULY AMAZED) Whoa...!

Eli: (TRULY AMAZED) AWESOME…!

Me: (TRULY AMAZED) Incredible...!

Lincoln: (TRULY AMAZED BEYOND IMAGINATION) That's so awesome! Cayenne's transformed into her Super Angel-Spicy Chili Pepper Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and what you tried to do to her, I hope you're ready to have your empty head bashed in, you moron!

Nico: You're screwed now!

Me: Big time!

Cayenne: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The United Friendship Divine Cosmic Starstorm Nuclear Spicy Chili Pepper Alicorn Princess Angel and Divine United Friendship Divine Cosmic Starstorm Nuclear Spicy Chili Pepper Alicorn Princess Angel Love) For sure. Let's get him, Linky!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Cayenne and Carol, and so did we as we also unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You've caused more than enough trouble for the last time, idiot! And you are not laying one hand on J.D., I'll have your arms and legs broken into several thousand pieces!

Me: And we're going to bash your bubble nose in, stupid!

Nico: Hope you're ready for your medicine!

Qin: Because the doctor called for 5 helpings of PAIN and AGONY!

Lincoln, Cayenne, and Carol went after Dark Billy who's now gone Nth Degree Fucked-Up Super Crazy, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, four-tone red energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Golems, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Elemental Phoenixes, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Dark Billy and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more with his gold claws and firing energy slashes from his gold claws and he, Cayenne, and Carol attacked him with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really really really driving Dark Billy mad and he was becoming EVEN MORE ANGRIER BY THE SECOND! THEN, HE LITERALLY TURNED INTO AN OUT-OF-CONTROL RABID DOG AND HE WAS FOAMING AT THE MOUTH EVEN MORE!

Dark Billy: (NTH-DEGREE FUCKED-UP SUPER MEGA ENRAGED SCREAM) I'LL KILL YOU ALL! (CRAZY BABBLING)

Dark Billy ran at Lincoln, Carol, and Cayenne now super mega enraged and now totally completely out of his mind, but Lincoln kicked him hard in the stomach and sent him flying into a tree, and he held out his left hand, and rainbow energy formed around it.

Lincoln fired a wave of energy and blasted him.

Nico punched him!

KRABLAM!

Punched him square in his head!

I kicked him square in the crotch!

Me: That's for beating the living shit out of me you putrid little toad!

Eli grabbed his back and ripped his skin off and he screamed in pain!

Me: Try this on! NIGHTMARE STYLE NINJA ART: NIGHTMARE OF THE BAD LUCK SNAIL!

I fired a wave of darkness and then he got a MASSIVE DOSE OF BAD LUCK PAIN!

Dark Billy got hit by EVERYTHING THE CATASTROPHE SNAIL PULVERIZED HIM WITH!

Me: Ouch!

Qin: Nice one!

Laney: Yeah!

Nico got out soap.

Me: Soap?

Nico: You'll see.

Nico shoved the whole bar of soap down Dark Billy's throat and then Dark Billy screamed as he was billy CLEANED UP FROM THE INSIDE!

Me: EW! That would taste horrible!

Nico: Well, he likes getting dirty!

Nico cleaned him from the inside and the outside and he was SQUEAKY CLEAN!

Xenia: Squeaky Clean!

Lincoln: Yeah!

Me: Okay you Malodorous Tub of Horse Lard! Come and get me! No wonder Blandy hates your guts!

WHOA THAT WAS CRUEL!

Nico gave him the middle finger!

DARK BILLY THEN EXPLODED IN RAGE!

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) BODY HEAT ABSORPTION DRAIN!

Lincoln fired the rainbow energy beam and as it hit Dark Billy, Lincoln began sucking out all his body heat, and that literally turned Dark Billy into a frozen vegetable. Lincoln then fired a blast of ice, and it hit Dark Billy and shattered him into a thousand pieces and he was sent to The Black Gates for good. All that was left of him was his skull. GOOD RIDDANCE, YOU BUBBLE-NOSED SNOT-FILLED MALODOROUS IDIOT! We all cheered as Lincoln, Lola, and Pepperdance holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Cayenne's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, longer four-tone red tail, longer light pink horn, and massive light pink angel wings are permanent, and Carol's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, and massive dark purple angel wings are permanent.

Carol: Good riddance for good, you brainless idiot.

Suddenly, Cayenne felt wobbly and she was about to faint, but Lincoln caught her in his massive and powerful muscular arms.

Lincoln: You okay, Cayenne?

Cayenne: I'm a little dizzy from that, but I'm okay.

Me: Now, you know how we felt. But, that was so awesome, you guys really gave that stupid idiot the violent beating of his life.

Nico: You got that right, and Lincoln, Carol, Cayenne, you guys really turned up the heat in this fight, and that technique you used was a combination of Winter Icyin's curse and Louise's ability to absorb heat, right?

Lincoln: Yep, that technique allowed me to suck out and absorb a target's entire body heat and body temperature, and once that happens, they immediately get turned into a frozen vegetable for good.

Carol: Ultimately dying from exposure to extreme elements. And you had a cold trap set for him with that one.

Eli: You guessed it.

Cayenne: That was really awesome, and that idiot had it coming.

Suddenly, Cayenne wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Cayenne's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms, and then, placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and Alicorn flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and flames raging behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Cayenne sucked in and absorbed the fires and elements and they came back to us as the display vanished.

Ace Bunny: Well, at least, Endsville won't have to worry about any of Billy's antics with Dark Billy gone.

Me: True, but we're still keeping an eye on Billy.

Nico: Good thinking, J.D.

Ace Bunny: Hey, girls, come here a sec.

Ace Bunny called the girls who are in my, Lincoln's, Nico's harems over.

Ace Bunny: Okay, I know that we're aware of the bet you girls made with the boys regarding Cruella's awaited demise, and I got word that in two days, Cruella will meet her end, but not by her unstable mental state. But, I got word she may try to break out and go after Pongo, Perdita, and their 99 children again.

Eman Reynolds: That crazy she-devil, if Trina finds out, she'll finish what was started long ago.

Ace Bunny: Yeah. But, you remember the words that were said right, if Lincoln was wrong about her dying from her unstable mental state.

Girl Jordan: (Smirks) It's full-on all-out Lovemaking City for four weeks all night long for Lincoln, Nico, and J.D., and all of us as well. Nice one, Ace.

Eli was stunned when he sensed it with The Force: ACE BUNNY WAS THE INSIDE RABBIT FOR THE HAREMS OF ME, NICO, AND LINCOLN, HE GAVE THEM INTEL OF WHAT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN WITH CRUELLA DE VIL

UH OH!

I then picked up the skull of Dark Billy.

Me: Little gift for Scary Girl in the M.O.E.

Billy: Hey, guys! What's been going on here?

Me: Oh hey Billy. We were just kicking the living crap out of your dark side.

Qin: We sure were.

Billy: Cool!

Xenia: Yep we destroyed him.

Maria: You weren't causing any trouble were you?

Billy: Nope. I was just getting a soda. (Drinks a soda) (BELCH)

Me: Oh.

Maria: Well that's okay.

Nico: What have you been up to this morning?

Billy: Well I battled a slime monster with Mandy and Grim.

Me: That explains why there was goo all over the place when we came here.

Nico: Yuck.

Me: Good job though.

Billy: Thanks.

Nico: Have you seen any fragments? If not, you might want to inform Grim anyway

Billy: I did find this though.

He pulled out a black rock and gave it to us. Sure enough it was a fragment of the Tablet.

Me: Awesome! Thanks Billy.

Billy: Anytime.

Nico: You should still inform Grim

Billy: Actually he already knows. He heard about you guys collecting these fragments.

Me: Well that's good news.

Xenia: Yeah.

Me: But good job defeating that slime monster.

Billy: Thanks.

Nico: Well, you can resume what you were doing.

Billy: Okay. See ya guys.

Me: Bye Billy.

He left.

Me: I wonder what this piece of the Tablet would do?

Nico: No idea.

I sent it to Madame Web.

Nico: That's one more fragment down.

Me: Yep. And who knows how many to find.

Xenia: Yep.

Nico: Now for business.

Lola: Yep. The Anothers.

Eli: Lets see what we got.

Eli sensed for them and then gasped.

Eli: WHOA! We have hot ones. We have Another Vorash, Inferno, Magman, Heat Thing, Lava Monster (PPG), Lava Golem, Axel and Zavok

Me: WHOA! All fire and alien.

Lola: Yeah.

Eli: And I sense that the Anothers from Vorash to Lava Golem are one person. I also sense that they are 3 Embodiments of Dopants.

Me: Whoa! That is amazing.

Nico: That means Another Axel and Another Zavok are both individual people.

Eli: Yep.

Maria: Who do we call in for this?

Me: Yenfei, Esmeralda Volvenstein, Caitlyn Valiant, Azari Firedancer, Lava Carol and Leona Felonius.

Eli: Whoa! 5 fire and 1 water.

Me: Yep.

Maria: Here we go.

Maria called them in and in 3 Swirls of Fire, a Swirl of Water, The Alchemy Symbol for Fire and a Vortex of Lava came Yenfei, Esmeralda Volvenstein, Caitlyn Valiant, Azari Firedancer, Lava Carol and Leona Felonius.

Caitlyn Valiant: Hey guys!

Esmeralda Volvenstein: We're ready for some fiery action.

Azari Firedancer: This will be fun.

Nico: There they are!

Then out came Another Vorash, Inferno, Magman, Heat Thing, Lava Monster (PPG) and Lava Golem!

Me: WHEW! This is gonna be hot!

Lola: Yeah!

Qin: Awesome!

Another Vorash: (In a girls voice) It sure will be awesome and hot.

Me: (GASP) That voice.

They merged and she reverted back and it was a girl with orange hair, orange eyes, fire angel wings, orange clothes and had a tiara with the symbol of the Magma Dopant on it and the symbol of Magma was on her skirt and she had a sword of lava.

Me: (GASP) Molly Magma!

Molly Magma: Awesome to see you again J.D.

Me: Same here. Molly is the Embodiment of the Magma Dopant. She is a living volcano and she has fire and lava powers that are incredibly intensely hot.

Qin: WHOA!

Nico: WHEW! That is amazing!

Molly Magma: It sure is.

Philip: Wow! The Magma Dopant really was a hot one.

Shotaro: It sure was.

Molly Magma: That is for sure and I am as hot as a volcano.

Caitlyn Valiant: Boy you sure are! You look like you're too hot to handle!

Molly Magma: I get that all the time and it's too true.

Me: By the way are the other Anothers friendly or hostile?

Molly Magma: Friendly and you're going to be in for a surprise seeing them.
Me: Cool.

Nico: Sorry we have to do this.

Molly Magma: No worries.

Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.

Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.

(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)

The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.

Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep

Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Spring abundant holoél

She glowed and was separated from the Anothers!

Nico: Awesome!

Me: Lets get them!

The Anothers Respected archenemies fired waves of fire, lava and water and blasted them down and I caught the Wonder Ride Books. But then…

SIZZLE!

Me: YEOWCH!

Maria: Whoa they are way too hot!

I dropped them and Maria cooled them off.

She then sprayed my hands with water.

Me: WHEW! Thanks Maria.

Nico: Now for Another Axel.

Pyra: That one is going to be fiery.

Qin: Yep.

Lola: Awesome. I'll help Pyra face him since I faced him in Halloween Town.

Me: Good idea Lola.

Axel: I like it.

Nico: There she is!

We saw a Dark Corridor come out and then out came ANOTHER AXEL!

Nico: WHOA!

Axel: Been a while since we used Dark Corridors.

Lola: No kidding.

Another Axel: (In a girls voice) Sorry about that. Still getting used to that.

Me: That voice.

She reverted back and she was a girl with neon pink hair and had pink eyes and crystal angel wings and had pink clothes and she had a tiara with the symbol of the Jewel Dopant on her head and the same symbol on her skirt and she had a crystal sword.

Me: (GASP) Julia Jewel!

Nico: Cool!

Julia Jewel: Been a while J.D.

Me: It sure has. Julia is the Embodiment of the Jewel Dopant and she has amazing Crystal Powers. She can make jewels from ANY kind of crystal in the world.

Nico: COOL!

Me: Yep and she is one of the most amazing fashion and jewelry designers I've seen.

Julia Jewel: It's true. Check it out.

She formed an amazing rainbow and blue diamond crystal and then broke it apart and then turned it into an amazing beautiful and awesome jeweled dance dress.

Lola: WOW!

Rarity: (GASP) Oh my darling that is such an amazing and beautifully crafted dance dress!

Julia Jewel: Thanks. I got most of my designs inspired by fashion magazines and I even make my own.

Carol: Boy that is so cool!

Julia Jewel: It sure is.

Nico: Wait until you meet the Kiramagers.

Me: Yeah they are rangers that govern jewels.

Julia Jewel: I heard about that. Here May try it on.

She had May try on the dress she made.

Me: WHOA!

May: Oh wow!

Leni: O.M. GOSH! That is totes an amazing and great dress.

May: Wow! This is so beautiful! I look like a princess in this.

Woz: Rejoice! Lord Nico has one dazzling and beautiful princess. May I present Lady May the Rainbow Fair.

Me: Ooh that was perfect Woz.

Nico: I like it!

Woz: Thank you, Lord Nico

Nico: You're welcome.

Me: Boy those jewels sparkling and shining in the sun make it a perfect prismatically beautiful dress.

May: Boy I look great.

Julia Jewel: I'm glad you like it.

May folded up the dress neatly.

Me: Julia you and Rarity and Leni and the Fashion Brigade would make an awesome partnership.

Julia Jewel: I know we will.

Me: Sorry we have to fight like this.

Lincoln: First this.

He fired a wave of light and separated her.

Julia Jewel: Wow!

Me: Now the fire burns!

Pyra: This will be good!

Lola: YEAH!

They ignited auras of fire.

Another Axel had vortexes of fire blast out and then got his Chakram's ready and then Lola and Pyra clashed with him and fire and sparks flew all over and we were absorbing fire all over.

Me: WHOA! Infernal!

Xenia: It's like watching Lola battle Axel all over again during the 20 Days of Darkness.

Axel: It sure feels like it.

Lola: Burn, baby!

Axel: Hey! That's my line!

Molly Magma: WOW! That is awesome!

Me: And intensely hot.

Lola and Pyra really blasted him all over and then they fired a massive blast of fire and blasted him into oblivion! I caught the Wonder Ride Book.

Me: Got it.

His Chakrams were on the ground and I picked them up.

Me: Awesome.

I gave them to Molly Magma.

Molly Magma: What are these for?

Me: For you Molly. You use fire so I thought it would be perfect.

Molly Magma: Thanks J.D.

Me: You're welcome.

Xenia: Boy that was intense.

Me: Now for Another Zavok.

Julia Jewel: Boy were all the members of Organization XIII really that strong?

Me: That is a total understatement. They were so powerful that they could make even the strongest of Heartless look like Ants in comparison.

Julia Jewel: Whoa!

Laney: Yeah they were that powerful but they gave us an awesome challenge.

Lana: They sure did.

Lily: Me and my siblings each faced one of each member of the organization and we governed their element and we had an amazing challenge with them.

Qin: That was so epic.

Lincoln: It sure was.

Lisa Loud: Indeed it was.

Lucy: We thought so.

Me: Yep.

Julia Jewel: Wow!

Nico: I know. We just have to wait.

Me: We don't have to wait long!

We saw ANOTHER ZAVOK!

Me: WHOA!

Ace: This will be good.

Me: Yep.

Another Zavok: (In a girls voice) It will be awesome.

Me: (GASP) That voice.

She reverted back and was a girl with purple hair and had purple eyes and purple angel wings and had pitch black clothes and had a tiara with the symbol of the Nightmare Dopant on it and the same symbol was on her skirt and she had a darkness sword in her hands.

Me: (GASP!) Nikita Nightmare!

Nikita Nightmare: Awesome to see you again J.D.

Me: Same here. Nikita is the Embodiment of the Nightmare Dopant.

We gasped!

Nico: WHOA!

Brittney: Wow! That must mean you are known as the Queen of Fear.

Nikita Nightmare: That's right. I'm known as the master of fear and terror. I have the power to bring ones own nightmares and fears to life and scare them really bad.

Me: She can scare them TOEPICK SCARED bad.

Nico: Holy shit!

Qin: Scary!

Philip: Boy no kidding! The Nightmare Dopant gave me and Shotaro a really hard time before.

Shotaro: Yeah that was horrible.

Nikita Nightmare: Boy I can tell it did.

Kaito: (gets out Go Busters gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Zocks: (gets out Gokaiger gear) Because we can grant it instead.

Kaito got a Beast Morphers Blaster and Zocks got a Super Megaforce Blaster.

Nikita Nightmare: Actually he didn't promise me anything. You know why? I scared the living shit out of him with the one thing he fears more than anything. I scared him with this.

She showed us the MONSTER FROM METAMORPHOSIS THE ALIEN FACTOR FROM 1990 - THE FOSTER SPAWN!

Eli: WHOA!

Nico: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?

Me: WHOA! The Foster Spawn from Metamorphosis The Alien Factor!


The Foster-Spawn, formerly known as Dr. Michael Foster, is the main antagonist of the 1990 American horror film Metamorphosis: The Alien Factor.

After being bitten on the hand by an extraterrestrial organism from which he was harvesting DNA, Dr. Michael Foster is infected, causing him to transform into a gigantic monstrous beast.

Appearance

The Foster-Spawn resembles a gigantic mass of tumorous flesh with two long elephantine legs and a third, much shorter leg. The creature's body appears to have numerous open sores or wounds all over its body. Its head sits at the end of a long neck and is similar to a barracuda with exposed gums, small eyes, and numerous sharp teeth.


Sakura Knudson: Boy I remember this horrible monster! Me and Swartz had a horror movie night and I picked this movie and it scared the living shit out of him. He had nightmares that haunted him for over 4 months!

Qin: BOY! He must've been really scared of it.

Shanan: Boy no shit! Wait a second! That's a Xefromvextrian Behemoth! They are parasitic monsters from the planet Xefromvextra in the galaxy EGSY8p7. They are REALLY dangerous creatures and they are very horrifying.

Me: WHOA!

Qin: Scary.

Nikita Nightmare: Yep and wow! I didn't know that's what they were.

Shanan: Yeah.

Nico: Boy you really scared Swartz bad.

Lola: Yeah.

Me: Boy that is awesome.

Nikita Nightmare: I know.

Sougo: (gets out Beast Morphers Ridewatch) Anything more you can tell us about yourself?

Geiz: (gets out Super Megaforce Ridewatch) Besides the ability to make fear?

Nikita Nightmare: I have darkness powers and The power of horror in its entirety. I have powers that are strong enough to even make Scarecrow soil his pants.

Me: That would have been really amusing to see.

Nikita Nightmare: I know.

Me: Sorry we have to fight like this though.

Nikita Nightmare: No worries.

She turned into Another Zavok.

Nico: (gets out Zavok's Ridewatch) Time for Zeti power!

Nico activated it and fired a wave of energy and blasted her down.

Me: That was really clever scaring Swartz like that!

Sakura Knudson: Who knew he would be so terrified of that.

Nico: Yeah!

Another Zavok: I know.

Nico: (gets out Axel's Ridewatch) Burn, baby!

Axel: HEY!

Nico activated it and fired waves of fireballs and blasted her down.

Qin: YEAH!

Me: I actually saw that movie Metamorphosis The Alien Factor and it didn't scare me one bit. But that was amazing that you know that movie and scared Swartz like that with that monster.

Another Zavok: That is awesome huh?

Me: Yeah.

Another Zavok: You are one brave guy to face that movie.

Me: Thanks

May: (gets out Lance's Ridewatch) My turn!

May activated it and fired a wave of energy and blasted her down.

May: And this! (ACTIVATES UNIVERSE 666 SHARPTOOTH'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired a roar blast and smashed her down.

Maria: Top this one! (ACTIVATES MANDILOK AND CAPTAIN K. ROOL'S RIDEWATCHES)

She fired energy and spiked cannonballs and blasted her all over with them.

Nico: Nice!

Me: How about this too? (ACTIVATES EUSTACE'S RIDEWATCH) (Imitating Eustace) STUPID DOG! YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD! (Gets out ugly mask) OOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!

I scared Eustace with his own mask!

Eustace: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

I laughed!

Kalolo: (LAUGHS) That's funny!

Me: Funny.

BLAM!

I got bashed on the head by Nico with a rolling pin!

Me: OW! WHAT THE FUCK MAN!

Nico: Sorry.

Pyra: My turn!

Pyra activated Axel's ridewatch.

Pyra: BURN BABY!

Pyra fired waves of fire and blasted her down.

Then Pterodactyl Ghost, Droog, Jubjub Bird, Red Eye King, Angel Roidmude and Velociraptors came.

Nico: Awesome team Pterodactyl Ghost!

Pterodactyl Ghost: Thanks Nico!

Qin: Awesome.

?: Boy I'll say!

We saw an Annihilape!

Me: Whoa an Annihilape!

Qin: Don't look into it's eyes or it will kill you by beating you to death!

Annihilape: (In a girls voice) Just because I'm an Annihilape now doesn't mean that I can always do that.

Qin: Bianca Cena!? Whoa!

She reverted back and was a girl with black hair and blue eyes and had green athlete clothes on.

Bianca Cena: Awesome to see you again Little Komodo.

Qin: Boy I haven't been called that in a while.

Bianca Cena: I know. I got this.

She fired a wave of energy and blasted down Another Zavok and I caught the ridewatch and purified it and I brought Nikita over and she was wobbling and we got her sat down.

Pyra: Boy that was awesome!

Me: Are you by any chance related to…

Bianca Cena: (LAUGHS) Everyone thinks I am related to famous actor and WWE Wrestler John Cena but no I am not. But he is my hero and I love wrestling and fighting.

Nico: Yep.

Pyra: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Bianca Cena: When me and Nico went to an awesome WWE Game and we participated in a tag-team wrestling match and brought down The Skullsmooshers. Their names were Cain and Judah Logan and they were the deadliest tagteam wrestlers ever.

Nico: We beat them with a move called The Titanium Iron Piledriver.

Nicole: WHOA!

Rainbow Dash: That is AWESOME!

Nico: Yep.

Bianca Cena: Yeah and we won the $50,000,000,000.00 prize.

Qin: WHOA! That is awesome.

Bianca Cena: Yep.

Nico and Bianca hugged.

Nico: I've missed you Bianca.

Bianca Cena: Me too Nico.

We went back home.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, Ben 10,000, and Bai Tza are heading to Ann Arbor, Michigan, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the four girls here, but we're also in for one fierce battle and in the other upcoming fierce battles in the days to come.

For today, we're going to take down and destroy Wyzen of the Seven Deities, and we're also going to find out from the former member of The Seven Deities, Yasha, that Deus, Olga, Augus, Kalrow, and Sergei of The Seven Deities are back as well, and they're also out to kidnap Mithra. But, Lincoln's not going to stand for that, nor let those six demi-gods do as they please to his future wife.

Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Ann Arbor, Michigan, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the four girls here, but we're also in for one fierce battle today and in the other upcoming fierce battles in the days to come.

Mithra: I'm afraid you're right, Lincoln. The person we're going after is Wyzen of The Seven Deities.

Nicole: (GASPS) Wyzen of The Seven Deities?! He's back! Oh man, and he's also among the Eight Guardian Generals who betrayed and banished your father, Asura, to Naraka and murdered your mother, Durga.

Lincoln: Mithra told me of what she went through because of what they did in kidnapping her and forcing her into helping them go through The Great Rebirth. She's an innocent person dragged into their extremist crusade that would've caused utter calamity, and for what: an eternal paradise. This is one of madness, and now, they're at it again. I will not stand for it at all!

Nico: Yeah, we'll make them pay.

Me: We all will. By the way, Nicole, how did you find out about The Seven Deities?

?: Because I had a meeting with her earlier on before Nico's rescue.

We then saw who it was that Nicole talked to: it was Yasha, former member of The Seven Deities and The Eight Guardian Generals and the uncle of Mithra.

Lincoln: Yasha, former member of The Seven Deities and The Eight Guardian Generals.

Yasha: Yes, that is correct, Lincoln. Now, the incarnations of Wyzen, Deus, Olga, Augus, Kalrow, and Sergei that you're going against, they're indeed The Deities from 12,500 years ago. But, I found out they're separate entities compared to the modern day incarnations of myself, Wyzen, Deus, Olga, Augus, Kalrow, Sergei, and Asura.

Ben 10,000: How did they come into being like that?

Lincoln: I can only guess one lowlife capable of doing that: Logan Vance.

Leina Vance: (GROWLS) That bastard, now he's going to pay for this later on today.

Suddenly, we saw a beautiful and super sexy girl with long midnight black hair, red eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful black angel wings, and she's dressed in a black sleeveless blouse, black sleeveless top, long frilly black skirt with jewels around the waist, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with light, darkness, Keyblades, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Darkworld in her right hand is Master Xehanort's Keyblade, and with her are the four girls.

Lincoln: (GASPS) Darla Darkworld, Keyblade Knight of Darkworld.

Darla Darkworld: Yep, and I got the girls away from Wyzen, and he was about to kill them and absorb their souls.

?: You will pay for getting in the way of The Seven Deities, foolish humans!

We then saw our target: Wyzen of the Seven Deities, and he had violence and blood on his mind.

Sylvester: Time to send you on a one-way trip to the darkness, Wyzen.

Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.

Lincoln: For 12,500 years, you indiscriminately slaughtered countless humans and looked down on them when you were supposed to be protecting mankind, and for what, your delusional crusade. No, that ends here, now you shall face the wrath of Heaven and Hell! Let's get him!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Demonic Bloodstained Stellar Eternal Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel of Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Justice and Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Compassion and he unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demon Knight Sparda Demonic Fang Demon Hound Greatsword of Demon Hound Darkness Justice from his back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Ben 10,000, Bai Tza, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after the Violence Deity, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, Lincoln drove his massive greatsword into the Violence Deity's stomach and he sucked out and absorbed his superhuman strength, superhuman durability & endurance, immortality, vacuum adaptation, Mantra of Violence, Mantra Orbs manifestation, flight, soul extraction, and halo and he made them his own. Then, he fired a black fire blast that incinerated the Violence Deity into ashes and sent him to The Black Gates. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down and Lincoln gained Wyzen's Golden Gauntlet as a trophy and added weapon to his massive arsenal of weapons.

Lincoln: That's one down, and five more deities to go. (To Darla Darkworld) And it's so good to see you again, Darla Darkworld.

Darla Darkworld: You too, Linky, and it's so good to see you again, Sora, Riku, and Kairi.

Sora: You too, Darla.

Lincoln went up to Darla Darkworld and they hugged her, and Darla Darkworld is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Darla Darkworld: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know this sexy hot mama?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D, this is Darla Darkworld, Keyblade Knight of Darkworld, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a Keyblader and she harbors a very very nasty hatred for Chernabog, ALL THE DISNEY VILLAINS and all the Heartless in general as well as the Nobodies, Unversed and all that for what they did to SO MANY WORLDS and wants to destroy EVERY Single one of them. Also SHE LOATHES and despises all of Organization XIII and wants to make sure they are all destroyed forever. She is also known as the Dark Angel of Darkworld, because for over 10 years, she helped Aqua out while she was stuck in there and made sure she never turned into Anti-Aqua. She is also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi, Eli, Cid, Yuffie, Leon, Aerith, and all their friends on all worlds including Sora's mother and is a very awesome sister to Aqua and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.

Nico: Whoa.

Me: So, you were the one who helped Aqua in The Realm of Darkness for ten years after she wound up there?

Darla Darkworld: That's right, and you were the ones who freed her from The Realm of Darkness, and Ben did a good job in keeping Anti-Aqua from coming out.

Lincoln: He did, but on the day Dad got his powers, Anti-Aqua came out and nabbed Ben to kill him for what he did in restraining her. Good riddance to that parasite.

Selene Emperyous: Anti-Aqua was nothing but trouble, she was even worse than The Heartless.

Lincoln: You said it, and we got rid of her two years ago. But, we can never forget what she'd done to Aqua in torturing her, and now that you're here, Darla.

Lincoln went up to and hugged Darla Darkworld in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Darla Darkworld: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Darla Darkworld's neck with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Darla Darkworld: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Darla Darkworld.

Darla Darkworld had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes and she jumped Lincoln and proceeded to kiss him on his face, lips, massive muscled body, and eight-pack abs, and he also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the four girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them immediately. The five girls are Eimi Fujigaya, Chizu Seimiya, Collet Carlini, and Taeko Izumi from 1/1 Kareshi Kanojo.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Eimi Fujigaya, Chizu Seimiya, Collet Carlini, and Taeko Izumi from 1/1 Kareshi Kanojo.

Nicole: Whoa, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Eimi Fujigaya: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Eimi Fujigaya and the other three girls saw who it was that saved them from Wyzen of The Seven Deities , their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white choker collar with gold accents and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura around him.

Eimi Fujigaya: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.

Lincoln made four clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Eimi Fujigaya: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Eimi Fujigaya, Chizu Seimiya, Collet Carlini, and Taeko Izumi with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to the World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team were shocked to find out the villain we went after was Wyzen of the Seven Deities, and we also found out from the former member of The Seven Deities, Yasha, that Deus, Olga, Augus, Kalrow, and Sergei of The Seven Deities are back as well, and they're also still out to kidnap Mithra, and even worse, these separate entities were created by Logan Vance.

But, when Lincoln showed what we did in beating Wyzen down and Lincoln driving his massive greatsword into the Violence Deity's stomach and he sucked out and absorbed his superhuman strength, superhuman durability & endurance, immortality, vacuum adaptation, Mantra of Violence, Mantra Orbs manifestation, flight, soul extraction, and halo and he made them his own, and firing a black fire blast that incinerated the Violence Deity into ashes and sent him to The Black Gates, everyone cheered and they hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him and steam escaped his ears. Lincoln and Darla Darkworld have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.

Maria: Oh, now those Elemental Monarchs of Evil have seriously crossed a fucking line bringing back old enemies of one of your future wives.

Lincoln: I know. Logan Vance better say his prayers later on today, he's going to get what's coming to him.

Leina Vance: He'll pay for everything he's done and more!

Nico: That asshole is looking at a one-way trip to Hell for this.


After destroying Wyzen of The Seven Deities and sending him to The Black Gates for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Darla Darkworld saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Darla Darkworld: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Darla, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Darla Darkworld: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.

Darla Darkworld: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.

Nico: Yep. So, Darla, what memories did you have with Lincoln?

Darla Darkworld: Oh man, I was hoping you'd ask that. Well, this one time, Lincoln and I along with the rest of his Guardian Angels went to Lynn's Table for a special lunch date. But then, we heard a loud and angry scream in the air and caught the overpowering scent of perfume in the air, and we knew only one person who would have on excessive amounts of perfume as the doors were burst open: Lola, and she was still out for Lincoln's blood. We'd had enough of that rampaging pageant she-demon, so Lincoln fired blasts of water at Lola and gave her a bath and washed off the excessive amounts of perfume, but that didn't save her for long as we then piled on and brutally beat her ass up, then, I punched her in the face and gave her a black eye. Then, Lincoln ordered her to leave, that demon roared and ran out of there.

Hannah Hollow: But, as soon as she got back home, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lisa, Lily, and Mr. and Mrs. Loud were really enraged that Lola tried to kill Lincoln again, thanks to us giving them the message. Show them the video, Darla.

Darla Darkworld showed the video of Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lisa, Lily, and Mr. and Mrs. Loud all glaring at Lola, and that resulted in Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lisa, and Lily pouncing on and brutally beating Lola into the dirt. When they were done, Lola looked like she got into a nasty fight with some big thugs at the biker bar.

Eli: HOLY FISHPASTE!

Nico: Jeez, Lola pissed off her family big time along with her older brother once more!

Lincoln: She sure did, we thought she'd finally learn her lesson after all those other times.

Me: But, she didn't, Lola's pride and her violent temper, not to mention her condescending attitude and her heartless behavior, made it impossible.

Luna: That Dark Side made her act like such a drama queen and think she's better than everyone all around her. She was such a rotten animal, and some of us had murder on our minds if Lola ever did that again, forget about Lincoln's Guardian Angels coming after her because the next time she dared to do that, we'd be the ones to end up going after her and finishing what his Guardian Angels started.

Laney Emperyous: But, that wouldn't work for you, Luna, don't forget: Lola also had Lori, Lynn, Lisa, and Luan with her. Even if you succeeded in ending Lola, you'd wind up getting targeted for death by Lori, Lynn, Lisa, and Luan, and Lincoln wouldn't want you, Leni, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lily, and Mr. and Mrs. Loud to pay the price for standing up for him.

We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Manuela da Silva, Amy, Hoimei, Shaomei, and Eliza are heading to Aris Beach.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Manuela da Silva, Amy, Hoimei, Shaomei, and Eliza are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Manuela da Silva, Amy, Hoimei, Shaomei, and Eliza had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.

Manuela da Silva: Wow, so this is Aris Beach, it sure is awesome.

Lincoln: It sure is, Manuela, and it's perfect for our date. Shall we?

Lincoln, Manuela da Silva, Amy, Hoimei, Shaomei, and Eliza dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the back they had an awesome volleyball game, and Manuela da Silva, Amy, Hoimei, Shaomei, and Eliza got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, but then, they saw hulking muscle-bound thugs hired by Flip coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he'd sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.

Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Manuela da Silva, Amy, Hoimei, Shaomei, and Eliza and they hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Manuela da Silva, Amy, Hoimei, Shaomei, and Eliza placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and we saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.

Me: (Whistles) Looks like someone really had a good time at Aris Beach, eh, Lincoln?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!

Suddenly, five Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Manuela da Silva, Amy, Hoimei, Shaomei, and Eliza with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Manuela da Silva, Amy, Hoimei, Shaomei, and Eliza are in your harem.

Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.

Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.

Rarity: And trying to kill Manuela da Silva, Amy, Hoimei, Shaomei, and Eliza, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.

Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and he should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!

Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.

Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!

Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!

Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.

Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!

Inuyasha: Leave that to me. (YELLS AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS AT THE JERKS) SHUT YOUR HALF-WIT PIE HOLE, YOU MORONIC MUTANT CHEAPSKATE!

Suddenly, the Beads of Subjugation on Flip's neck glowed and the amplified gravity forced Flip to faceplant on the ground, and we laughed hysterically.

Nico: Those Beads of Subjugation really are awesome!

Lincoln: And that'll be to remand that stupid mutant if he so much as gets anymore dumb ideas once again. Remind me to add more punishments to him.

Me: We'll do just that.


Later it was time for an awesome Super Mario Galaxy adventure.

Nico: Gold Leaf Galaxy is next.

Me: Cool! That's an Autumn Leaf covered Galaxy and themed after it.

Nico: Yep.

Lola: Awesome!

Aki Salisbury: I'll go with you for that one since Fall is my season.

Nico: Good reason for that.

Me: Yep.

Starfire: And me and Blackfire shall accompany you.

Nico: Okay then.

Ilana: I'll go too.

Nico: Okay then. Lets head in.

They did so and Nicole activated it and they were at GOLDEN LEAF GALAXY!

Nico: We're here.

Aki Salisbury: Oh wow! This is perfect for me.

Nico: Boy it sure is.

Starfire: Oh this is a most glorious galaxy.

Nico: Anything we need to know, Nicole?

Nicole: (On the radio) Well you just got to fly around and get to the star.

Nico: We're going after Undergrunt Gunner next.

Nicole: That will be an easy one. You just got to smash the top of him. I'll tell you how when you get there.

Nico: Okay then.

?: I'll help too.

They saw a Tatsugiri!

Blackfire: A Tatsugiri! Wow.

Tatsugiri: (In a girls voice) This will be fun.

Nico: Lillian Quincy!? Whoa! Don't revert back yet. We need to finish this.

Tatsugiri: I know. I was hoping to save that for the end.

Nico: All right. Lets go.

They were off.

They flew all over the galaxy.

Ilana: I don't see anything yet.

Nico: But it is a beautiful one.

They then saw UNDERGRUNT GUNNER!

Ilana: There it is!

Blackfire: And there are lots of Goombas!

Nicole: Okay you got to smash the top of the turret window dome three times from above.

Nico: Okay.

Nico: (gets out Zavok and SkullMeramon's Ridewatches) Let's burn some shit!

Nico activated them and fired a powerful blast of fire and blasted the turret dome.

Ilana: Oh yeah!

Ilana and Tatsugiri fired a blast of energy and Starfire and Blackfire fired waves of energy and they hit the turret dome!

Nico: YEAH!

Then he got REALLY STEAMING ANGRY!

Me: WHOA! Now he's mad!

Aki Salisbury: I got this!

She fired a blast of fire and the blast hit the dome and shattered it and then the turret exploded!

Then the star appeared!

Nico: That did it!

Starfire: We got this.

Starfire, Blackfire, Aki and Ilana got the star!

YOU GOT A STAR!

Lillian reverted back and she was a girl with yellow hair and blue eyes and had a yellow kimono on.

Lillian Quincy: Yeah!

They all high five!

Starfire: Please tell me. What is your favorite memory of Nico?

Lillian Quincy: When me and Nico made awesome sushi rolls for everyone in school and everyone loved them so much that they didn't leave any for us.

Blackfire: They must've been really hungry.

Nico: Oh they were.

Aki Salisbury: Yep.

Nico and Lillian hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

Lillian Quincy: Same here Nico.

They got out of the simulator and we cheered for them.

We saw the mascots with many more friends.

Numbuh 2: Are those more mascots with you guys?

Poromon: Yep. Illumise, Sableye, Joltik, Larvitar, Guzzlord, Ho Oh, Bronzor, Ferroseed, Grookey, and Bulbasaur

Me: Whoa! Hey guys.

Illumise: Hello there.

Sableye: We're trading Pokemon Trading Cards.

Allie Wilde: Boy that takes me back.

Me: That was awesome. Allie had a huge collection of Pokemon Cards.

Qin: That is cool.

Poliwag: It sure is.

Rarity: Darlings, where do you meet the 10 of them?

Manaphy: We meet in the park usually. But we invited them over.

Nico: That's okay then.

Sakura Knudson: It sure is. Awesome you guys are doing this.

Ho-Oh: Indeed.

Guzzlord: And we think it's fun.

Bulbasaur: We do too.

G1 Bombshell: What cards did each of you get?

Manaphy: Many kinds. I got Gyarados, Team Rocket Dragonair, Ninetales and Articuno.

Poliwag: Zapdos, Articuno, Moltres and Misty's Gyarados.

Poromon: Rapidash, Moltres, Mew and Bellossom.

Nico: Cool.

Lola: Boy that is cool.

They shows a wide variety of cards.

Nico: So many of them.

?: Boy no kidding.

We saw a Clodsire.

Me: Cool a Clodsire.

Xenia: Neat.

Clodsire: (In a girls voice) Pokemon Cards are so cool.

Nico: Mina Lumpus!? Whoa!

She reverted back and was a girl with brown hair and blue eyes and had yellow clothes and had a moose in the middle of her forehead.

Mina Lumpus: Awesome to see you again Nico and thank you for sending my father to the pokey.

Me: Wait are you related to…

Mina Lumpus: Yep. Algonquin C. Lumpus was my father.

CLANG!

Nico's jaw dropped and I put it back.

Me: Nico you got to stop doing that or you're going to catch flies.

Nico: Sorry.

Qin: We didn't know Lumpus had a daughter.

Mina Lumpus: I know. My father was a pest and a fraud. I hate him.

Me: Who doesn't.

Preceptor: What is your favorite memory of Nico?

Mina Lumpus: When me and Nico smeared Lumpus' name all over social media by calling him all kinds of horrible names.

Laney: What did you call him?

Mina Lumpus: They are too graphic to say.

Laney: Oh.

Nico: Yeah.

Nico and Mina hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

Mina Lumpus: Same here.

Wood Man: Who's next to lead?

Lana: Me, Jack Landors, Ace, Kairi Yano, and Keiichiro, Lupin, Sento, and Legion Superman

Me: Awesome!

Qin: You'll do great Lana.

Lola: Go Lans!

Xenia: Yeah!

Lana: Thanks guys.

Me: You're welcome.

Then the previous group came.

Count Nocturne: Can me, Rowdyruff Boys, Killer Croc, Dayu, Unicorn, Hydros, Zavok, Fireor, Samon Shakekisutanchin, and Six Gum Gang go with you guys?

Boomer: We also got new Pokemon mascots too.

Dixie: Seviper, Metagross, Absol, Registeel, Wugtrio, Perrserker, Steelix, Flapple, Gengar, and Eternatus.

Me: Cool!

Nico: That is awesome! And Yes you all sure can and this is gonna be fun.

Qin: Yep it sure will.

Nico: Awesome.

Venom: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?

Butch: Also, I doubt there's a version of you in the Noir world.

Nico: I don't think there is either and Also Farigiraf and Dudunsparce next.

Me: Awesome.

Then, Madame Web had appeared.

Me: Madame Web, we're ready for the second mission to retrieve the second piece of The Tablet of Order and Chaos.

Madame Web: Excellent. The second piece of The Tablet is located in Noir Earth, and it's in the hands of Noir Hammerhead.

Me: Joseph Lorenzini A.K.A. Hammerhead.

Spiderman: Boy been a long time since we faced him in the Prime Universe.

Maria: Last time was back when we made that video about Nico.

Nico: I remember that! That was cool.

Lincoln: Then, this means, in addition to going after Noir Hammerhead, we'll also be dealing with that thug's gangsters. Which means we need to take to the shadows.

Nico: And assassinate those gangsters.

Me: This'll put our stealth skills to the test, especially on an Earth set in the 1920s, the Roaring 20s and the era of mobsters.

Nico: Those wiseguys better say their prayers.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Logan Mobius, the evil older brother of Leina Mobius and one of the eleven most dangerous thugs in Royal Woods, and he's coming to get revenge on Leina and Lincoln for ruining the scheme they formed with Flip six years ago to destroy the world economy with a grand extortion scheme and sending him to prison. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and Leina, you're not going to like it: the figure we sensed is none other than your evil older brother, Logan Mobius, the third of the eleven most dangerous thugs from Royal Woods, and he's coming to get revenge on us for ruining the scheme they formed with Flip six years ago to destroy the world economy with a grand extortion scheme and sending him to prison.

We gasped.

Leina Mobius: So, now my older brother, Logan, has come after us. I always knew that stupid moron would be the first to come after us, he's such a asshole!

Nico: Yeesh, and Lincoln wasn't kidding when he said you two had bad blood.

Lincoln: And like with the others, their level of hatred is on the same level of hatred Vypra had with Praxina.

Anna Anyanova: Yep, what an asshole. But, we also can't underestimate him: you did say yesterday, he Gene-Slammed himself into Mobius the Frost Monarch, right, Leina.

Leina Mobius: Yes, I did, Anna. But, I refuse to let Logan live a single second further, this time, I'm ending that asshole once and for all.

Nico: Oh man, I have no doubt this is going to get ugly later on. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading to Noir Earth to retrieve the second piece of The Tablet and defeat Noir Hammerhead.

Lincoln: It's curtains for that wiseguy, curtains, and once we get done defeating Noir Hammerhead and retrieving the second piece of The Tablet, you're next, Logan Mobius.

Leina Mobius: You've gone way too far this time, Leina. I thought we were done with you and the rest of your buddies after we stopped you and Flip six years ago from trying to destroy the world's economy with a grand extortion scheme and sending you to prison. But, like the dumbass moron you truly are, you and your buddies decided to bust out of prison a year later, and even worse, you Gene-Slammed yourself into Mobius the Frost Monarch. This won't stand, I'll make sure that you're turned into an ice statue after we get done defeating Noir Hammerhead.

Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and we head to Noir Earth to retrieve the second piece of The Tablet of Order and Chaos and defeat Noir Hammerhead, and once we get done with him, Lincoln and Leina Mobius are going to kill and destroy her evil older brother, Logan Mobius, the third of the eleven most dangerous thugs from Royal Woods.

With that we were off.


NOIR UNIVERSE - NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK - 1936


We stood under the night in a completely different dimension unlike her own. A world where everything appears mostly black and white, and gang violence overruns the depressive streets of New York City. We kneeled on top of a rooftop looking down at the "noir-styled" civilians walking on the sidewalks.

Me: This is the city. New York City, New York. 1936. This City has a million stories, mysteries and dangers. Crime was running rampant.

Nico: We can do better without the Noir comic dialogue J.D. But that was really good.

Me: Thanks. Sorry just adding excitement.

Saya Takagi: This place makes the world me and my friends came from look downright cheerful.

Lunk: Where the heck is he? Shouldn't we be searching for the fragment together? Should've brought us along to whoever he's meeting.

Dexter: Patience, Lunk. We're in new territory. I don't think the people of this universe are accustomed talking to people like us. Spider-Man said he's meeting with someone who might have an idea of a fragment's location.

Wilbur: Doesn't his new Spider-Sense has the ability to locate other fragments?

Maria: It's best to be careful. We don't know who else might be after the fragments.

Batman: True. Still, it's a little weird teaming up with a Peter Parker but with a personality similar to me and not as trusting. I actually admire him already.

Me: You do share the same common interests Bruce.

Killer Croc: We're in a world set in the 1930s during the Great Depression, Bats. Combined with Spider-Man's presumed backstory, it would make sense he's more of a 'loner' and less cooperative than the one we know.

Vegeta: (smirks) At least he doesn't constantly fill the air with his lame jokes, don't you agree?

Spiderman: Hey! My jokes aren't lame!

Me: Guys lets focus.

Varie: But this makes me really fit in. I love Noir Detective Stories.

Laney: Me too.

Rarity: And me too Darlings.

Numbuh 2: This is perfect for me too as a detective.

Noir Spiderman: You guys been spending time making fun of me?

We turned our eyes when we notice Spidey Noir suddenly greet them on the rooftop

Lana: What took you so long?

Noir Spiderman: Was talking to Felicia Hardy.

Goof: The Black Cat?

Noir Spiderman: Who?

Black Cat: My counterpart here. She's the Black Cat, right? A cat thief like yours truly?

Noir Spiderman: She's not a thief! Her nightclub is called the Black Cat. Where did you get the idea she's a thief like you are?

Black Cat: Oh. Sorry. Different universe, different rules I guess.

Keiichiro: What did she tell you? Is it related to our mission?

Noir Spiderman: She tipped me off there's business happening at the waterfront tonight. The kind that's bringing out the worst of the worst from the criminal underworld.

Maria: The fragments. Who's after them?

Noir Spiderman: The Goblin.

Nico: Norman Osborn aka the Green Goblin exists in this universe too?

Noir Spiderman: He's just called the Goblin. The biggest and most dangerous crimelord in the city. Me and him have some history. The kind you don't want to hear.

Me: Well we'll definitely kill him later on and send him to the Black Gates.

William: We have a good hunch what it's like. Seems like you two are DESTINED to cross paths throughout the cosmos.

Nico: Knowing Osborn, if he gets his hands on the fragments, it won't end well for anyone.

Me: Nope it won't.

Noir Spiderman: I intend to finish him off this time. If you can keep up, then follow my lead if you don't want to die a horrible death. (swings towards the waterfront)

Me: Don't worry, we don't die that easily.

Lana: (sarcastically) He certainly knows how to rally a team.

We flew to help Noir Spiderman.

We travel through the night on the waterfront, leaping from rooftop to rooftop avoiding detection by civilian and foes alike. On the docks, rats scurry about their grim business as we arrived on a roof above our objective.

Noir Spiderman: Looks like Felicia was on to something. (sees two thugs carrying a crate)

Thug 1: Whoa, it's slippin'!

He dropped the crate and causes it to break into pieces, revealing a Tablet fragment that was kept inside.

Thug 2: Hey! Look at this!

Thug 1: It's just a hunka rock? What's all the extra protection for?

?: The Goblin payin' you to ask questions now?

The two men and us looked to see a large man with a flat head wearing a black mob suit over his red shirt. The man with the skull deformity is holding twin Tommy guns that pack each packs a wallop and appears to be the boss of these criminal punks.

We saw that it was JOSEPH LORENZINI A.K.A. HAMMERHEAD! And this guy was NO PUSHOVER!

Nico: Hammerhead.

Noir Spiderman: So you've met already?

Carmen: We have someone exactly like him in our dimension, but he seems more at home in this one.

Me: It's the Prime Universe version where we're from. Long story.

Thug 1: N-no, Hammerhead-.

Noir Hammerhead: Then shaddap. Goblin sez the Spider's comin' after the Tablet and he wants all measures taken to stop him gettin' it."

Noir Spiderman:I'm flattered.

Me: Soon he will die.

Noir Hammerhead Now load it in before I lose my cool.

His two men did what they were directly ordered as one of them grabbed the fragment and put it back inside the truck as they started driving away.

Noir Spiderman: Oh, you're gonna lose your cool, all right…

Lana: We can't let them get away with the fragment.

Noir Spiderman: Agreed. Hope you guys learned to keep up.

Me: Oh we will.

Noir quickly fires two weblines on the rail of the back of the pick-up truck with us following him

Thug 1: It's him!

Thug 2: The Spider-Man! And there's some other guys following him!

Noir Hammerhead: Then stop gawkin' and start throwin' lead!

On command, the man in the passenger seat took out his gun and started firing at us. The Spider-Man quickly grabbed onto his weblines with both hands to stay centered better. Eventually, we jumped up with Noir Spidey following. The truck stopped at a trainyard after the goons noticed we suddenly disappeared from their backs.

Thug 1: I-I think we lost 'em!

Noir Hammerhead: Keep you eyes peeled. You see somethin', shoot first and ask questions never. We're not takin' any chances, read me?

Thug 2: Loud and clear, boss.

They were unaware that we were silently observing them hiding in the darkness above their unsuspecting heads.

Me: (In my head) keep yapping Hammerhead. Soon you will be nothing more than a forgotten memory.

Thug: Welcome, boss! We got everything set up for ya…

Noir Hammerhead: Save it, Montana. No time for gab. I got a real important delivery for Mister Osborn."

Noir Spiderman: That's right, Hammerhead. And I'm gonna follow you right to him.

RD Sam Sharp: We're here too, remember?

Noir Spiderman: (dryly) Almost forgot. I rarely work in a team. Always better solo. Teammates would just slow me down.

Lori: You'll find we're literally more up your speed. But we're in your territory, so suck it up and learn how to cooperate in a team.

Sasuke: (Whispering) You know I once thought like you and thought teammates were a weakness. But they are now a strength.

Noir Spiderman: I see.

Lori: First off, how should we proceed?

Noir Spiderman: Too many Tommy guns for my taste. Better hug the shadows for now – 'less me and you two wanna get filled fulla holes.

Maria: No thank you.

Me: Lets go.

We went invisible.

Noir Hammerhead: Montana, you're with me. We got business to discuss."

Noir Hammerhead: Right, boss."

Noir Hammerhead: You and you, watch my back while we're on the move. Savvy?

Thug 1: Right, boss.

Thug 2: Right, boss.

Noir Hammerhead: And Ox.

Noir Ox: Yeah, boss?

Noir Hammerhead: Stand there and look stupid. From what I can see, you've had a lot of practice. All right, ya mutts, listen up! Osborn wants us to be ready for anything. And Mr. Osborn always knows what's best, doesn't he fellas? (hears confused murmurs) Yeah, that's right. So let's get to it.

We hid.

Unicorn: Before following Hammerhead, let's take down the guards posted here with stealth attacks. Preferably on the ground.

Noir Spiderman: Okay. Ox and Montana can be knocked out. Waste the others.

Me: Leave that to us.

We used the shadows as our weapon of camouflage.

We then used webbing to tie up the guards and then we ripped their skins off and tied them to a pole.

Noir Spiderman: Nice.

Nico: Is that all?

Noir Spiderman: For now anyways. (shoots webline to zip near Hammerhead's current location)

Maria: (to the Trinity of Violence) His attitude makes you 3 look cheerful.

Lola: Tell me about it.

I had my Infrared Vision on and had an audio analyzer bar on too.

Noir perches on a lamppost near and above Hammerhead. We soon join him as we all stare at Hammerhead and his group standing next to a gate.

We listened and I analyzed the audio.

Noir Hammerhead: Let's go, get this open.

His men did so as two men escorted a terrified man through the gate.

Maria: Is that…?

Me: An innocent bystander.

Noir Spiderman: That's one of the trainyard workers! What's this all about?

Man: Why? Why are you doing this?

Noir Hammerhead: Let's just say I don't want anyone stickin' their webbed nose in any of my business. The Spider-Man and his sidekicks try to pull a rescue, you grease this stooge. Savvy?

Thug: Yeah, boss.

Noir Hammerhead: Good. Let's go.

Lincoln: Did he just call us sidekicks?

Noir Spiderman: He shouldn't have brought innocent people into this. That just makes me mad.

Me: Makes me infuriated. I can't wait to snap Hammerhead's neck.

Jack Landors: This time, let's knock the guards out while we're within arm's reach of them.

Nico: You read my mind.

We waited for the right moment.

Noir Spiderman quietly moved towards the guard and grabbed him by the mouth.

He punched and knocked him out.

I grabbed a man and then ripped his skull and he was ripped to shreds.

Nico did the same thing and blood splattered everywhere.

Eli used the force and made one man fall asleep.

We went up to the man that was threatened.

Man: You're the Spider-Man! Who are your friends?

Noir Spiderman: They're not friends. Just people here to help me stop and kill Hammerhead, and we're gonna need your help with that gate without alerting attention.

Man: Sure thing, Spider-Man.

The worker ran up to the gate to use his keys to unlock it for the heroes.

Noir Spiderman: Thank you."

Man: Glad to do what I can. But I think Hammerhead has more of my friends taken hostage."

Maria: We'll save them. Don't worry. Go hide in a safe place and call the police.

Noir Spiderman: Forget about the police.

May: Why?

Noir Spidey: Experience has taught me never to trust a policeman from this world. Just when you think one's all right, they turn corrupt.

Nico: In a world like this, that's understandable.

Me: Sir here.

I gave the man a nice steak dinner.

Man: Oh thanks. I'm hungry.

Me: Be careful.

We went back to finding Hammerhead.

We hid in the shadows and found him.

Goon: So what is this thing Osborn's having you deliver?"

Noir Hammerhead: I'll tell you what it ain't: just a rock. Nah, it's got some kinda powers."

Goon: How'dya know?

Noir Hammerhead: How do I explain it? It's like…it's like it almost talks. Y'know? If you listen to it real close, it speaks to you, like…like a dame. But no dame I ever knew. Cooing, or I dunno…whispering."

Goon: Whispering?

Noir Hammerhead: Yeah. Soft and gentle…and low…WHADDAYA LOOKING AT!?

Goon: N-nothing!

Noir Hammerhead: Guy's looking at me like I'm nuts.

Noir Spiderman: He's not the only one.

Lana: The fragment talks?

Maria: Who knows? Anyone unaccustomed to incredible power like that fragment would think they hear something.

Me: Hmm.

Lola: Like the Marker and the Necromorphs.

Me: Very much.

Noir Hammerhead: Get that gate open, you lousy jerks! What do I pay you for!?

Thug: Yes, sir!

Noir Hammerhead: Come on! What are you waitin' for, Christmas?

Man: You can't do this. You got no right!

Noir Hammerhead: (gestures to one of his Tommy Guns) See this gat? That's all the right I need, pally. Anyone else tries to get through, you squirt 'em with lead, get me?

Thug: Eww. Yeah boss. You can count on me, I won't let you down.

Noir Hammerhead: Cut the balloon juice. I get it. Lest go over there and keep an eye out.

Noir Spiderman: Still got more of that food for when we free him too?

Me: Plenty.

Noir Spiderman: Good.

Using the shadows we dismembered the goons and ripped them apart.

Thug: So where'd you get that hunk o' rock?

Noir Hammerhead: Jersey. Fell outta the sky in an explosion of light, lands in Grover's Mill. Osborn hears about it from some of our boys there, sends me out to fetch it.

Thug: You don't sound so happy.

Noir Hammerhead: No? Listen to my voice. I'm thrilled. The boss tells me to do something, I do it. I ask him my opinion, he tells me. He wants me to be his little errand boy…I deliver.

Noir Spiderman: He's got Osborn pulling his strings, I've got a floating time spook. I'm starting to wonder which of us is more of a puppet…

Danny: (grabs a guard) Did you just call Clockwork a floating time spook?

Nico: He did.

Me: Shh.

We got the 2nd man freed and I gave him food and then told him to head home and lock his doors.

Goon: So, Osborn…

Noir Hammerhead: Osborn's workin' my last nerve. He's got me, Vulture, all of us bosses collectin' these fragments – runnin' errands for him like bag boys. I'll tell ya what though. If Osborn thinks he's the only one who can appreciate the power of this thing, he's not as sharp as he thinks he is."

Goon: You gonna keep it for yourself?

Noir Hammerhead: I'm gonna do what I'm gonna do. Don't worry about it.

William: I doubt a knucklehead like him can control that power if he used it.

Goon: And what about Spider-Man? And his sidekicks?

Luna: We are not sidekicks, dude!

Me: Shh.

Goon: (Noir Hammerhead chuckles darkly) Ehhh…what's so funny?

Noir Hammerhead: You leave the Spider-Man and his new friends to me. They're not as sharp as they think they is either.

Noir Spiderman and Lincoln: We resent that!

Me: Shh.

Nico: We don't want him to know we're here.

We continued to follow and dismembered and knocked out all the guards.

We got to a man.

Nelson Muntz: Are you hurt?

Man: Y-Yeah… Who are you…? This is no place for kids!

Noir Spiderman: Don't worry. He's with me.

Man: Spider-Man?!

Noir Spiderman: We need your help tracking Hammerhead. Can you open the gate for us?

Man: I'm all over it, Spider-Man!

Batman: It'll be risky going through the front door.

Noir Spiderman: Not to mention idiotic. We'll go through that vent up there.

Me: Okay.

We went to the vent and hid.

The serious webslinger crawls up into the vent as we follow him. We landed in a large vent system. We looked down to see We were over Hammerhead and couple of his men with the guns with flashlights turned kneeled down looking down. Soon, one of Hammerhead's men came running through the front door. Hammerhead turned to him with guns still in his hands as his men turned too.

Noir Hammerhead: Don't tell me you haven't killed them yet.

Goon 1: They – They've been tearing the place apart. Freeing the hostages, ripping the gates up, knocking out the guys, dismembering them and even some of them had their skins ripped off.

Noir Hammerhead: That so?

The frightening mobster walked towards him and smacks his gun on his face so hard he fell to the ground near-death, bleeding intensely from the side of the face.

Goon 2: Holy…

Noir Hammerhead: Told him not to tell me. All right now. Time to step it up.

Hammerhead turned away and started moving forward to the next room as his two men followed, leaving a bleeding man on the floor.

Zavok: Geez, even in the old days, I would never treat my Fellow Deadly 6 members that badly.

Me: This guy is really pissing me off.

Nico: I can't wait to kill this guy.

We stood up and started to walk carefully and slowly on top following Hammerhead.

Noir Hammerhead: Spider! You out there? You hear me? Hear this: it's war now. After tonight, you're gonna need a pallbearer – and I'll be at your service! I'll be nice and even bury you with your sidekicks And your girls… (chuckles) They'll be right beside me.

Nicole: Like Hell we will!

Ace Bunny: We're not letting that happen!

Me: If he wants a fight we'll give him Armageddon.

Xenia: And it won't be pretty.

Hammerhead finally stopped in front of a door to the next room.

Noir Hammerhead: You two stay put. They'll be coming through here after me. Your job is to stop 'em. And if you don't – you'll wind up like that jerk. Believe it.

Goon 1: Wh-where are you going?"

Noir Hammerhead: Me? I gotta put something together for when they get past you guys. Not that I don't have total faith in you…but I don't.

He then walked through the door and slammed it shut as his men stood guard unhappily.

Goon 1: Thanks for the vote o' confidence.

Goon 2: Yeah! Thanks, Hammerhead. Go climb up your thumb.

Noir Spiderman: Sorry, fellas. I'm about to prove him right.

Nico: Not without us you don't.

The silent spider used his Spider-Sense to locate a vent panel to pull down with his webbing. We walked through the vent behind him as we entered another room, dropping down on a platform above more of Hammerhead's men.

Noir Hammerhead: (through the PA system) Enjoy creeps. I got my toughest men in here and they ain't leaving until you stop sucking air.

Noir Spiderman: Yeah? Let's see how tough they are. I'll take the top. You two take the bottom."

Lincoln: You really like being alone, do you?

Noir Spiderman: What gave you that idea? (zips to top floor)

Lincoln: How are we supposed to send Noir Hammerhead to the Black Gates if we can't get this version of Spiderman to be a team player?!

Lana: It's like we said before. Different universe, different rules. A different Spider-Man.

Rothar: Just give him time. Me and my fellow Underworlders more or less used to be like that.

Me: Like it or not we work in all of this together.

Danny Phantom destroyed all of the men and killed them.

Count Nocturne was perched above a guard.

Count Nocturne: Prepare for your demise.

He pounced and sucked his blood.

I fired a wave of energy and obliterated the guard.

Me: Take that.

I then ripped a guard's head off.

Noir Spiderman was crawling on a wall, a nearby guard not noticing him yet.

Then he knocked him out.

Xenia: Take that.

We then got the last of the guards.

Nico: That's that.

Noir Spidey: You guys sure took them out fast.

Lana: It's called teamwork. Maybe you can learn a thing or two from it.

Me: Yeah.

Noir Spiderman: When I have the time for it, sure.

Nico: Enough arguing. We need to focus on finding Hammerhead.

Noir Spiderman: (sighs) Fine. Follow me. Spider-Sense should tell us where to go.

Kairi Yano: But first, with all the guards knocked out, me, Keiichiro, and Sento should change into something more comfortable.

Noir Spidey: Um... okay?

Jack Landors: SPD EMERGENCY!

Kairi Yano: Kaitou Change!

Keiichiro: Keisatsu Change!

Sento: Henshin!

They transformed!

Jack Landors: 1! SPD RED!

Kairi Yano: (SNAPS FINGERS) LUPIN RED!

Keiichiro: PAT1!

Sento: FORMULA FOR JUSTICE! KAMEN RIDER BUILD!

They were ready.

Me: I like it.

We decided to walk forward carefully, each of us getting a feeling we're about to run into a trap. That was when Noir's Spider-Sense started buzzing like crazy, as it points to Hammerhead immediately firing his guns at us

Noir Spiderman: (flips out of the way)

Nico: (dodges the bullets) Whoa!

Noir Spiderman: Anyone hurt?

Loud House Taylor: (smiles) Aww. You do care!

Noir Hammerhead: You think you can take me? Come on and have a go if you think you're hard enough! (runs out the door)

Nico: Get back here, coward!

We quickly ran into what appeared to be a small coliseum surrounded by train cars and tracks that connect to different areas of the trainyard.

Nico: Show yourself, Hammerhead!

Noir Hammerhead: Hey, Spider and friends.

We face forward looking at a train car turner in the middle of the coliseum. On it, Hammerhead had installed a large rapid power machine gun mounted on ready to fire,

Noir Hammerhead: Wanna go a few rounds?

Noir Spiderman: Trust me – it'll only take one.

Me: Yeah!

As soon as he heard that taunt, bullets started flying at an alarming rate.

Clockwork: (in our heads) Find cover!

Noir Hammerhead: I'll slice ya to ribbons!

Me: I'll rip you to pieces Fuckface!

We found cover behind a pillar across from each other as the bullets were still flying. The bullets managed to destroy one pillar.

Nico: Fuck a duck!

I teleported and kicked him square in the face and punched him in the chest and kicked him in the crotch. I teleported and kicked him in the back of the head and knocked him down. I grabbed him and smashed him head first into the metal!

Me: Had enough Frankenstein!?

POW!

I punched him in his face and kicked him into a pillar and knocked him down.

Noir Spiderman: WHOA! That is awesome!

Nico: Yeah he sure is!

He went back to his guns and fired and I caught all his bullets with LIGHTNING FAST SPEED!

Runt: For a weapon from the 30s, it's sure packing a lot of bullets.

Noir Spiderman: I have a plan to take him, but I'm gonna need your help for it.

Lincoln: Aha! You admitted it!

Noir Spiderman: Shut up! I need a few of you to keep his eyes off me so I can strike him from the back.

Legion Superman: Me and Jack can do that. Maybe even disable his gun in the process

Noir Spiderman: That could work. Just keep him distracted.

Jack Landors: First, let me do this. Battlizer mode!

He donned his SPD Battlizer!

He ran out of ammo and I threw all his bullets back at him.

I teleported and kicked him in his face!

Me: Had enough Frankenstein!

Noir Hammerhead: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME!?

Me: You heard me! FRANKENSTEIN!

Noir Hammerhead: WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!?

Me: SOMEONE YOU DON'T WANT TO PISS THE FUCK OFF!

I kicked him in his face!

Me: But if you must know Joseph Lorenzini A.K.A. Hammerhead, my name is J.D. Knudson, Second in command of Team Loud Phoenix Storm!

Noir Hammerhead then realized that he was messing with not just the Spiderman of his world but also THE MOST POWERFUL FORCE IN THE ENTIRE MULTIVERSE - TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM!

Noir Hammerhead: TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM!?

The guards then knew who we were and they ran away like cowards!

It was Noir Spiderman's turn as he jumped on Hammerhead and started beating him up.

Noir Hammerhead: No more…please…please…I give! I give.

Noir Spiderman: Had enough, huh? Now, hand over that ro-.

Hammerhead quickly reared his head back and headbutted him with his thick head, sending the spider flying a good distance back and landed on the ground on his back.

I caught him.

Noir Hammerhead: Sucker.

I put a tracer on his back!

Noir Spiderman: Cheap shot!

Me: He suckerpunched you.

Lana: Oh, you did not just do that!

Lana rushed at Noir Hammerhead and grappled with him. She beat the crap out of him a few times before the jerk tried to heatbutt her. But Lana put his foot on his head before punching him some more. This process repeated two times before she pushed the jerk back. Noir Hammerhead fired his guns at Lana but Keiichiro, Jack Landors, and Kairi Yano fired back, cancelling the bullets out.

Noir Hammerhead: Heh. Easily matched. But that's gonna change real soon. (runs off)

Keiichiro: At least Lana and J.D. got a few hits in.

Lisa Loud: Hmm. It might be old fashioned. But perhaps we can take this gun and put it into one of our ships.

Me: That's not a bad idea Lisa. He also completely had no idea who he was facing.

Nico: Nope he totally underestimated our power.

Noir Spiderman: You okay?

Lana: I'm fine. Didn't leave a scratch on me.

Noir Spiderman: And the rest of you?

Nico: We're okay. But we need to keep moving, before that fragment falls in Osborn's hands. Or worse. Hammerhead starts using the fragment for himself.

Me: Yeah. And I sense he is up to something.

Noir Spiderman: You honestly did a nice job against Hammerhead.

Lana: Thanks!

Noir Spiderman: And so did you J.D. Your power is incredible.

Me: Like I said, power is one thing but friendship is another.

Noir Spiderman: But don't let it get to your own head. We're not done yet.

Samon Shakekisutanchin: What's your deal? Why do you have a hard time trusting people?

Noir Spiderman: Cause the last time I trusted someone, he was in league with the Goblin.

Lana: He?

Noir Spiderman: His name was Ben Urich. A reporter from the Daily Bugle. Had enough info to put against corrupted politicians and underworld criminals like Osborn. But he didn't use that info against Osborn. He instead used it to blackmail him in order to get enough money to feed his secret drug habit. He betrayed me. What's worse, he was the guy who inspired me to become Spider-Man. That's why I prefer being a solo act.

Lana: I'm sorry. I had no idea.

Noir Spiderman: But now you do. Why I don't trust most people. So, you'll have to pardon me if I have trouble adjusting to working with people from other worlds who don't get the world I've lived in all my life.

Me: That's understandable and I actually know Ben Urich. He actually knows all about the identity of Daredevil in our universe.

Daredevil: He's right. My real name is Matt Murdock and I go by Daredevil.

Me: Long story on that.

Noir Spiderman: I see.

Sasuke: Like you Spiderman, I too felt the same way. When my brother killed my clan because of the village's corruption I had a lot of difficulty trusting people.

Noir Spiderman: I see.

Lupin: How'd it go?

Batman: The area's all clear. We can move on.

Nico: Good.

Burner Man: But I hope you don't mind some of the corpses being burnt.

Lupin: Not at all. Let's keep moving!

Batman: (to Noir Spiderman) Peter, believe it or not, I used to feel the same way as you do. I used to think I could protect Gotham alone. But Clark, J.D., and the others changed that. And with their help, I was able to destroy one of the worst monsters who ever lived. We're not asking you to completely change who you are. But just give what we're trying to tell you some thought.

Noir Spiderman: I… I understand.

We exited the building into another wide trainyard. Spidey shot a webline and swung on a structure above.

Noir Hammerhead: (over the PA system) And along comes the Spider and his annoying friends. I had a feeling you'd make short work'a those other jerks. This might be a little more difficult for ya. Five of my best trigger-men. Five hostages. And you three are such a bleedin' heart, you'll wanna rescue 'em, won'tcha? Heh heh. Good luck. My boys spot ya – even for a second – and you'll wake up in hell.'

Noir Spiderman: You're a pip, Hammerhead.

Noir Hammerhead: (darkly chuckles) Sayonara, creeps.

Noir Spiderman: The floating time spook sure walked me into it this time!

Kerchak: We need to cooperate. Stick to the shadows and make our play.

Noir Spiderman: Right. Take these palookas down one by one.

Me: I got that.

I formed clones and we went to each of the guards and dismembered them and then Nico, Varie, May, Lola and Lana freed the hostages.

Man: (to Fireor) W-Who are you? WHAT are you?!

Fireor: I'm Fireor. And I'm helping Spider Man. Don't worry.

He got a man out.

Me: Nice job!

Qin: Yeah!

We got all the men out.

Man 2: Thanks!

Lana: No problem.

Lola: Yeah.

Then, on a walkway across from where we're standing, a clanking sound made across the walkway. We look forward to see Hammerhead himself, looking mad. And in his hand, it's the fragment we've been searching for.

Nico: Give up the fragment, Hammerhead!

Me: Yeah! You got nowhere to run.

Noir Hammerhead: You want this, tough guy? Come an' take it. Just you and me, Spider, mano a mano. (runs off)

Me: Gladly!

Noir Spiderman: (web zips after him) That suits me fine.

Lana: Wait! It might be a trap!

Sento: He's more of a musclehead then Banjo.

Banjo: Hey!

Spider-Man Noir flew over the walkway and landed on the ground, but everything was dark. Hard to see through. At that moment, his Spider-Sense tingled as the spotlights suddenly flash on him, revealing he's surrounded by still cargo train cars with some of Hammerhead's men in view with guns pointed at him.

Noir Hammerhead: (from a distance) Finish him, boys!

Noir Spiderman: You miserable, lying snake!

I fired a massive blast of energy and blew the men apart and killed them all.

Xenia: Bullseye!

Nico: Now lets go.

Lana: I TOLD you this would be a trap!

Noir Spiderman: (punches a goon) Berate me later!

Tayuya: We know you prefer working alone and have trouble trusting others, but it's time you start fucking trusting us! If you fucking don't, all of our realities will be fucking destroyed! Do you REALLY want that to fucking happen?! Didn't your uncle ever fucking teach you the motto, 'With great power comes great responsibility'?!

Noir Spiderman: No! What I've been taught is that, 'If there is too much power, then it is the responsibility of the people to take it away.

Tayuya: Then if someone like Goblin fucking gets these fragments, it's our job to work as a team to take them back or else whole worlds will be fucking in danger! Got me?!

Nico: That's enough guys! We got to focus!

I fired waves of energy and smashed the rest of the thugs.

Noir Hammerhead: You idiots, I want this done! Bring in the big guns!

Noir Spiderman: More guns?

He then heard stomping that got his Spider-Sense tingling. He turns around looking at a large man with equally large muscles carrying a large hammer approaching us.

Me: WHOA!

Noir Spiderman: Oh, he means this guy. Sharp outfit. What are you supposed to be? (avoids a violent slam from him)

Hydros: The strong, silent type. Gotcha.

Keiichiro: Let us help you with this! Good striker!

Good Striker: Right!

The Patrangers used Good Striker to fuse themselves into Patren Ugou.

Patren Ugou: Patren Ugou!

Nico: Oh yeah!

Hydros: I got this with you guys.

Hydros fired an ice blast and froze the big hammer wielding thug and then we fired energy blasts and shattered him into a million pieces.

Nico: Pathetic big guns.

Legion Superman: And you say that was your best guy? What else ya got?

Goon 1: Nuts to this! Let's beat it!

Goon 2: Right behind ya!

Me: Yeah you'd better run!

Nico: Yeah, run away.

Noir Hammerhead: (runs out the door) You idiots! You're all worthless!

Me: You're the one that's worthless!

Nico: After him!

Noir Spiderman: I'm coming for you, Hammerhead! Time for that 'mano a mano' we talked about earlier.

Me: Let do this!

We went after him.

We ran out the door as we find themselves on a dirt path that leads to a worn-out tall circular building.

Noir Spiderman: Hammerhead is over there. I just know it.

But then, his head buzzed like crazy and the ground suddenly shook us. We stumbled and quickly looked ahead to see strange yellow lights flashing out of the building. We also heard Hammerhead laughing insanely as if he's experiencing something very good at the moment, which got usextremely worried.

Lana: What did he do?

Anakin: Damn. He must've used the fragment. I can feel it's power from here.

Horsea: What should we do?

Noir Spiderman: Simple. We beat the crap outta him. This time, the hammer falls!

Dayu: We got just the song for this!

Soundwave began playing a song from the Dorsey Brothers.

Me: Good song choice.

Nico: Lets go. Entrance time.

We went at the tower.

Noir Hammerhead laughed and then the spirits of the 1920s and 30s came and swirled around him and then they converged and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted out of the wall and a phoenix cry was heard and then we came out.

Me: Nowhere to run and nowhere to hide. You're finished Joseph!

Me and Noir Hammerhead looked at each other with ferociously deadly glares.

We saw what happened to Hammerhead. His forehead looks to have expanded with cracks of energy and his Tommy guns are fused into his hands. But that wasn't the shocking part. The Heartless Symbol was on his head.

WE GASPED!

Noir Spiderman: The hell…?

Me: WHAT THE FUCK!

Sora: He's turned into a Heartless!

Lola: Not good!

Mandy: Hmph. A slight improvement for you, Hammerhead.

Noir Hammerhead: (darkly smirks) I shoulda used this rock sooner! First I'll get rid of you punks. Then I'll get rid of Osborn! I'll OWN this town! Ready for a REAL fight, tough guys?

Me: Hmph! We're going to kill you before you get that chance!

Noir Spiderman: Mister, we were made for it.

Jack Landors: Swat Mode!

Kairi Yano: Super Lupin Red!

Keiichiro: Super Patren 1gou!

Sento got out a black can appeared.

Sento: The Patrangers aren't the only ones who can merge!

Banjo: Dammit, I hate this part!

ARE YOU READY?! RABBIT! DRAGON! BE THE ONE! CROSS-ZBUILD! YEA! YEAH!

Sento and Banjo merged into Cross Z Build.

Nico: YEAH!

Kairi Yano: Here's an advanced notice, We're taking your treasure.

Keiichiro: By order of the GSPO: We're Taking you down by force!

Nico: And we're going to kick your big ugly fucking ass!

Qin: YEAH!

Me: Also you aren't the only one that has incredible power!

I then went SUPER ANGEL EBONWU UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ELEMENTAL WOLF MOON PHOENIX!

Me: (DIVINE ECHOING GODLY VOICE) Time for you to pay for your crimes!

(DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS BY DISTURBED PLAYS)

Me and Noir Hammerhead glared at each other and it was intense!

OHHAAHAHAHAH!

ZOOM!

KRABOOOOM!

I punched him in the face with devastating force and speed and blasted a hole through the wall of the tower!

I kicked him straight into the air and bashed him into the ground and fired energy blasts and blasted him all over!

I teleported and kicked him and Nico punched him and kicked him. He got up.

Noir Hammerhead fired a rocket from his guns at Brick.

Brick: (dodges it) Oh great! His new hands are also rocket launchers! It'll be hard fighting him up close with those!

Jack Landors: He's not the only one with guns!

Jack fired his blaster at Noir Hammerhead's rockets while Legion Superman charged at him and bashed him down and then I teleported and grabbed his hands and headbutt him and kicked him in his face and grabbed him in a scissor hold and smashed him into the ground.

Eli fired a wave of Force Lightning and blasted him all over!

Sento: The Laws of Victory are set!

Banjo: I feel unbeatable at this moment!

In their combined Cross Z Build form, Sento and Banjo charged at Noir Hammerhead alongside Ace Bunny.

They slashed and kicked Noir Hammerhead all over and I elbowed him on his head and he belched out a massive amount of blood!

Qin: YEAH!

I teleported and kneed him in the face and knocked him down.

Kairi Yano jumps down behind the engine for cover. He suddenly got a vision of Noir Hammerhead firing a rocket at him and the engine.

Kairi Yano: Everyone get clear!

Hammerhead growls as he shoots explosive rounds at the engine he's taking cover as he dodged it. Suddenly, the engine blew up and covers the whole arena in a thick smokescreen that's hard to see through.

Lupin: Now's our chance!

Lupin jumps to one of the broken beams above the arena. As Keiichiro used his VS. Changer to shoot at Hammerhead's bullets through the smoke, Lupin jumped on the mobster's back and stomped on it, dishing out painful damage.

I grabbed Noir Hammerhead and bashed him from side to side!

Qin: OH YEAH!

I threw him into a bunch of barrels and blasted him down and then Lana fired waves of icicles and blasted and slashed him all over.

Noir Hammerhead: Looks like we're not evenly matched anymore, cops!

Kairi Yano: Jack and Keiichiro are cops. I'm one of the Phantom Thieves everyone's talking about.

Noir Hammerhead: (fires a rocket at him) You're gonna be a dead thief in a few minutes!

I teleported and redirected the rocket and it hit Noir Hammerhead and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

He was knocked down!

Noir Hammerhead: HEY! Whose side are you on!?

Me: The side that kicks your big fat twisted fucking ass!

I fired waves of fireballs and blasted him all over!

Nico: For the record, we're all on the same side. Which is against you!

Nico punched him square in the face and bashed him down.

Then Comic Book Guy, Bane, Ice Demon, Marluxia, Black Knight Ghost, Xigbar, Pyros, Lythos, Hydrax, and Kerbero Gangan came.

Nico: Comic Book Guy, Bane, Ice Demon, Marluxia, Black Knight Ghost, Xigbar, Pyros, Lythos, Hydrax, and Kerbero Gangan.

Comic Book Guy: It's hard to believe you all would ever have trouble trusting this version of Spider Man. Most versions are light hearted.

Bane: (Spanish Accent) I guess this one must be one of the exceptions.

Ice Demon: (to Noir Spiderman) Just remember what J.D. and the others have been telling you.

Noir Spiderman: I will. And I'll start by keeping Hammerhead off you guys while the usual battles are going on.

Me: Awesome.

Marluxia: (to Nico) We heard you faced an evil version of Billy.

Nico: We sure did.

Black Knight Ghost: Did you forget he doesn't like the mailman?

Nico: Yes I did.

Me: That was crazy.

Lola: Yeah.

Then Gorgax came!

Me: Gorgax. Up for another round?

Gorgax: I sure am.

Me: Cool cool.

Gorgax: Geez, Hammerhead likes using his guns as much as Eddy likes using his blasters.

Eddy: Ain't that the truth.

Me: It sure is.

Nico: But soon those guns are about to be used on him.

Qin: Yep.

We got the battles underway.


Whitney, Anko, Gagaga Girl, Chocolate Magician Girl, Apple Magician Girl, Lemon Magician Girl, Papillon, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Wood Man and Plant Man VS Comic Book Guy, Secret Snake Club, Kaos (Donkey Kong 3), Kudgel, King Zing, and Klobber - Nico's rescue in Endsville and battling Dark Billy and Carol and Cayenne transforming


Comic Book Guy was first.

Comic Book Guy: (to Whitney) Nico's rescue was in Endsville and battling Dark Billy. Carol and Cayenne transformed too.

Whitney: They sure did and it was a really amazing and fun sight to hear about.

Anko: It sure was and they really tortured him all over with his own fears.

Gagaga Girl: That was so fun and cool.

Papillon: Dark Billy had the same fears as the one we know.

Fluttershy: He was afraid of Spiders, Clowns and the Mailman.

Tornado Bolt: Whoever heard of being afraid of the mailman?

Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Oh ja ja. That is a crazy fear.

Stealth Elf: That was crazy.

Comic Book Guy: Yeah that is a crazy being afraid of the mailman. Lets do it!

Whitney and Comic Book guy called out their Simisage and Emboar. Whitney and Carol merged and formed into WHITCAROL! Comic Book Guy merged with Saix and they formed into SAIX THE COMIC MASTER OF THE MOON! Whitney and group fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and energy and smashed them down.


Laney Loud, Kara (Di Gata Defenders), Cammy White, Chun Li, Sakura Kasugano, Ingrid (Street Fighter Alpha), Gaia (Dragon City), Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Venom and Rhino VS Bane, Buff Frog, Sailback Sharptooth, Plated Sharptooth, Jet Black, and Horned Sharptooth - Us battling Another Vorash, Inferno, Magman, Heat Thing, Lava Monster (PPG), Lava Golem, Axel and Zavok who were the Embodiments of Magma, Jewel and Nightmare


Bane was next.

Bane: (to Laney) Nico, Ace's team, Zavok's team, and the others did good battling Another Vorash, Inferno, Magman, Heat Thing, Lava Monster (PPG), Lava Golem, Axel and Zavok. They were the Embodiments of Magma, Jewel and Nightmare.

Laney: Yeah that was so cool! And you should see the dress that Julia Jewel made for May.

Laney showed the dress and it was beautiful.

Buff Frog: Wow! That is an amazing dress!

Bane: She looks Muy Buena in that one.

Laney: May loved it and she looked like a true princess in it.

Kara: Also we found out that Nikita Nightmare scared the living daylights out of Swartz with the monster from the movie Metamorphosis The Alien Factor.

Bane: (GASP!) Ay Caramba! I remember seeing that movie amigos when it was movie night in Peña Doro Prison. I couldn't sleep for 3 weeks!

Laney: You saw that movie too?

Bane: Si! That monster scared me so bad.

Gaia: Boy that monster is scary! We found out from Shanan that the monster was what was called a Xefromvextrian Behemoth! They are parasitic carnivorous monsters from the planet Xefromvextra in the galaxy EGSY8p7.

Bane: Is that what that monster was?! Wow!

Buff Frog: That's amazing!

Applejack: We had no idea creatures like that existed.

Apple Bloom: Me neither.

Flashwing: Yeah that was scary.

Bane: That's amazing that you guys found out about all that. Lets do it!

Laney and Bane called out Mega Leafeon and Machamp. Laney and Flora merged and they formed into LANFLORA! Bane and Man Boy merged and they formed into BANEBOY! Laney and group fired waves of earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal, apples and leaves and smashed them down.


Thetis, Britney Crosby, Eiji, Mindy, Jake, Layla Heartfilia, Plant Lola, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, RD Sam Sharp and Sirens (Samurai Jack) VS The Ice Demon, Coldsnap, Jasdevi, Red Dark Magician, Angry Archer, and Evil Magic Man - Lincoln's rescue in Ann Arbor Michigan


Ice Demon was next.

Ice Demon: (to Thetis) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Ann Arbor Michigan. How was it?

Thetis: It was really fun and we battled Wyzen of the Seven Deities and that was awesome.

Britney Crosby: Boy it sure was.

Plant Lola: That was so fun and cool.

Rarity: Boy it was really fun darlings.

Sweetie Belle: It sure was and we banished him to the black gates.

Gill Grunt: It sure was fun.

Ice Demon: I can tell. Lets do it!

Thetis and Ice Demon called out their Vaporeon and Glaceon. Thetis merged with Sailor Mercury and they formed into Sailor Umi III! Ice Demon and Spooky Space Creep and they formed into THE ICE SPACE CREEP! Thetis and group fired waves of ice, water and jewels and smashed them down.


Layla Williams, Nathalie Sancoeur, Lillymon, Dark Spore Kids, Monarus, Oberus, Katie Forester, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Nelson Muntz and RD Leni VS Marluxia, Neopolitan, Blizaru, Buffalo Gals, SHS Baron, Mordo, and Bubbles (MLP Pony Life) - Meeting Darla Darkworld


Marluxia was next.

Marluxia: (to Layla) I heard you guys met Darla Darkworld. What's she like?

Layla Williams: We were really amazed to hear about this one. She is the Keyblade Knight of the Realm of Darkness and she helped Aqua while she was there for over 10 years and she helped make sure that she didn't turn into Anti-Aqua and she helped her battle her demons.

Marluxia: Wow! Wait I remember hearing about Darla Darkworld. I heard she is that strong.

Layla Williams: Oh she is. And she is an amazing guardian angel not just for Lincoln but for Aqua too.

Nathalie Sancoeur: That was so awesome.

Lillymon: Boy it sure was coo.

Katie Forester: Yeah. Not only that but no offense but she absolutely despises all of Organization XIII.

Rainbow Dash: I think the TRUE version. Not the fake one.

Scootaloo: Yeah that is for sure.

Whirlwind: She wants to make sure that she destroys all of them.

Marluxia: Wow! That is amazing that Lincoln has an angel like her! Lets do it!

Layla and Marluxia called out their Bellossom. Layla and Laney merged and they formed into LAYNEY! Marluxia and Bane merged and they formed into MARLUXBANE! Layla and group fired waves of leaves, grass, lightning, rainbows and wind and smashed them down.


Red She-Hulk, Catherine Windsor, Space Ghost, Birdman, Herculoids, Thundarr the Barbarian, Stan Lee, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Rothar and Dardemus VS Black Knight Ghost, Yost Molten Man, Boo Boo (Billy and Mandy), Thunderbird, Mary Francis, and Daisy the Chupacabra - Gold Leaf Galaxy


Black Knight Ghost was next.

Black Knight Ghost: (to Red She Hulk) Nico went to Gold Leaf Galaxy next. Who did he fight there?

Red She-Hulk: They fought Undergrunt Gunner and that was fun.

Catherine Windsor: (British Accent) But the entire galaxy was beautiful to see.

Stan Lee: It was really beautiful and perfect for Aki Salisbury true believers.

Twilight Sparkle: That galaxy was really amazing.

Starshine Sparkle: The fall leaves there were really beautiful.

Spyro: Boy they sure were.

Black Knight Ghost: Boy that must've been fun. Lets do it!

Red She Hulk and Black Knight Ghost called out Golem and Machamp. Red She-Hulk and She-Hulk merged and they formed into BROWN SHE-HULK! Black Knight Ghost and Trumbipular merged and they formed into ARMORED ELEPHANT KNIGHT! Red She-Hulk and group fired waves of magic and energy and smashed them down.


Erza Scarlet, Botan, Denise Wellington, Nuria, Taelia the Snow Faerie, Kari the Negg Faerie, Spring Man, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, King Stefan and Loud House Taylor vs Xigbar, Toar, Burritozilla (TTG), Volcano Men, Harddrive, and EP-327 - The Mascots trading Pokemon Cards


Xigbar was next.

Xigbar: (to Erza) I didn't know the Mascots collected Pokemon Cards. Can you name some of said cards?

Erza: There were so many of them that it was hard to name all of them. But we saw Jolteon, Flareon, Vaporeon, Leafeon, Glaceon, Umbreon, Skarmory, Lapras and many more.

Botan: (British Accent) Allie Wild said it really took her back and it was fun.

Spring Man: Boy it sure was.

Starlight Glimmer: Yeah that was fun.

Cozy Glow: Yeah it sure was.

Hex: We were amazed by it.

Xigbar: That is awesome. Lets do it!

Erza and Xigbar called out their Aegislash and Lunala. Erza merged with Nuria and they formed into ERZNURIA! Xigbar merged with the Volcano Men and they formed into XIGBAR THE VOLCANIC GUNSLINGER! Erza and group fired waves of energy, bones, skulls, blood, stars, lightning and magic and smashed them down.


Zhuqiaomon, Katara, Violet Remmington, Neferteri Salah, Nicole Hernandez, Laney Sonya Romanov, Yinhé Lóng, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Dragon (Skunk Fu), and Burner Man VS Pyros the Lava Titan, Boxcars, Konako Haizono, Evil Hiei, Marcel, and Lady Flamicorn - So Noir Hammerhead has a fragment


Pyros was next.

Pyros: (to Zhuqiaomon) So Noir Hammerhead has a fragment. And he already used it on himself!

Zhuqiaomon: Boy no kidding! It turned his skin into metal! It's going to take extreme heat to kill him.

Katara: That is for sure.

Yinhe: It sure will be tough.

Sunset Shimmer: But it will be awesome to face him.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) I think it will be fun though.

Sunburn: It sure will

Pyros: Boy we have our work cut out for us. Lets do it!

Zhuqiaomon and Pyros called out their Magcargo. Zhuqiaomon and me merged and we formed into J.D. KNUDSON THE ARMORED KNIGHT OF THE SOUTHERN FIRE SOVEREIGN! Pyros and Lord Drakkon merged and they formed into THE DRACONIC LORD OF LAVA! Zhuqiaomon and group fired waves of fire and smashed them down.


Ebonwumon, Crimson Comet, Ayaka Laurence, Nerissa, Dharc the Dark Charmer, Monster Flame Kirby, Bentley, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Hak Foo, and Kerchak VS Lythos the Rock Titan, Evil Comet Woman, Evil Earth Man, Mandark, Universe 666 Professor Pyg, and Universer 666 Trakeena - Noir Hammerhead has metal skin!? Whoa he is going to be tough!


Lythos was next.

Lythos: (to Ebonwumon) Noir Hammerhead has metal skin and is a Heartless now thanks to the fragment!? Whoa, he is going to be tough!

Ebonwumon: (Irish Accent) It sure will lad and we did not expect this to happen to him too.

Crimson Comet: Seeing him turn into a heartless is scary.

Bentley: It sure is scary too.

Pinkie Pie: Yeah that is for sure.

Maud Pie: (Monotonously) Yeah that is for sure there.

Featherweight: It sure is scary.

Sprocket: I agree there too.

Lythes: That is no joke there. Lets do it!

Ebonwumon and Lythos called out their Regirock! Ebonwumon and Ayaka Laurence merged and they formed into AYAKA THE KNIGHT OF THE NORTHERN SOVEREIGN! Lythos merged with Evil Earth Man and they formed into THE TECTONIC TITAN OF EARTH! Ebonwumon and group fired waves of earth, rock, metal, lightning and gears and they smashed them down.


Ino, Natsume the 9-Tailed Fox, Hunter Bradley, Lillyvoir, Bugsy, Lofty Thaddeus Worthington, Charlotte Hazelrink, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Tayuya, and Kabuto vs Hydrax, Terror Dopant, Tombtress, Universe 666 Mystique, Midaredouji, and Owl Beast - Hammerhead is one ruthless gangster! I remember that Spiderman and us took him down a long time ago when Maria was making that video


Hydrax was next.

Hydrax: (to Ino) Hammerhead is one ruthless gangster! I remember that Spiderman and you guys told me how you took him down a long time ago when Maria and Carmen were making that video.

Ino: Yeah that was an awesome video project everyone made back then.

Natsume: That was a really cool one.

Charlotte Hazelrink: It sure was awesome.

Princess Celestia: That was a really cool one.

King Solar: It sure was awesome to hear about.

Solar Eclipsa: Yeah no kidding.

Amber Morning: You got that right.

Spotlilght: That was awesome to hear about.

Hydrax: It sure was. Lets do it!

Ino and Hydrax called out their Bellossom. Ino and Lillyvoir merged and they formed into INOLILLY! Hydrax and 666 Mystique merged and they formed into HYDRASTIQUE! Ino and group fired waves of leaves, flowers, grass and light and smashed them down.


Gaz Membrane, Fat Albert, Haruto, Wing Commander Gutsy, Anasazi Meadow Littlefield, Centaur Man, Serafall Leviathan, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Mandy and St. Patricia VS Kerbero Gangan, Bond Man, Koyo Ozaki, Quetzalcoatus Dopant, Vividria, and Blizzard Wolfang - Hammerhead is tough and dangerous and he is getting the Black Gates


Kerbero Gangan was next.

Kerbero Gangan: (to Gaz) Hammerhead is tough and dangerous. I just hope I can be able to help Lana, Jack Landors, Ace, Lupin Red and Patren 1gou, Lupin, Sento, and Legion Superman give him the Black Gates to prove I'm more better at guns then him!

Gaz: That is definitely for sure there!

Fat Albert: Yeah you got that right there!

Serafall: I agree there myself.

Princess Luna: No kidding! We're going to make sure he is going to the Black Gates.

Moondust: You got that right.

Snowdrop: Yeah he wiil pay for his crimes.

Gari: You got that right on that.

Blackout: I agree there.

Kerbero Gangan: That is for sure. Lets do it!

Gaz and Kerbero called out their Umbreon and Copperajah. Gaz merged with Centaur Man and they formed into GAZTAUR! Kerbero and Blizzard Wolfang merged and they formed into KERBEROLIZZARD WOLFANG! Gaz and group fired waves of energy and darkness and smashed them down.


Super Megaforce Rangers, OOO Riders, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily and Lucy VS Gorgax


Gorgax was next

Gorgax: Boy Hammerhead looks scary as a heartless.

Nico: No shit there.

May: Yeah.

Gorgax: Yeah no kidding. Lets do it!

Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of Noir Hammerhead, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the symbol of the Tablet of Order and Chaos etched on the 7'5" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades and blessed by the powers of Heaven, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels.

Nico teleported back with them.

Super Megaforce Rangers: LETS POWER UP! SUPER MEGA MODE!

OOO Riders: HENSHIN!

They transformed and were ready!

Nico: YEAH! Lets get him!

Rangers: SUPER MEGAFORCE CANNON!

They summoned the cannon and charged it up and locked it on target.

Nico: FIRE!

They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts hit Gorgax and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

He was dead!

Nico: YEAH! Gorgax you have failed this world.

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win


We regrouped.

Noir Hammerhead: You don't stand a chance now, Spider. Not with this rock powering me up!

Noir Spiderman: (smirks) But I got something you don't!

Troy: And that's friends!

Tsukasa: And teammates!

Me: And a heart!

Kamen Ride: Super Megaforce Red!

Kamen Ride: Super Megaforce Blue!

Kamen Ride: Super Megaforce Green!

Kamen Ride: Super Megaforce Yellow!

Kamen Ride: Super Megaforce Pink!

Kamen Ride: Super Megaforce Silver!

Tsukasa turned into Super Megaforce Red and Daiki summoned clones of the Super Megaforce Rangers.

We were ready.

Me: It's over Hammerhead! YOU'RE FINISHED!

We went at him and punched and smashed and pulverized him all over the place!

Junda, Najarin, and Lystone blasted and slashed and smashed him all over.

Rarity, Numbuh 2, Bombshell and Perceptor used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Numbuh 2 and Rarity's powers, Bombshell's shells and missiles and Perceptor's concussion rifle 100-fold.

Rarity and Bombshell: MISSILES OF JEWELS

Numbuh 2 and Perceptor: CONCUSSION 2 FORCE!

Tech Spy Fury and the RowdyRuff Boys: TECH SPY FURY BLAST!

Toepick Mayhem and Killer Croc: TOEPICK FEAR BLAST!

Loyalty of Quakes of Fear and Dayu: FEAR OF CRUEL DOOM!

Noctowl Force and Unicorn: NOCTOWL DARK BLAST!

Dragons of Light and the Eastern Sovereign and Hydros: DRAGONS OF LIGHT AND LIGHTNING!

Jackalopes of the 28th Century and Zavok: JACKALOPE FURY BLAST!

Inferno Wing Flames and Fireor: INFERNO WIND FIRESTORM!

Rescue Cuteness Might and Count Nocturne: CUTENESS DARK BLAST!

Muses of the Arts and Samon Shakekisutanchin: ART OF THE SALMON STORM!

Charging Ram force and Six Gum Gang: CHARGING RAM BLAST!

Rarity, Emerald Shine, Topaz Flare, Crystal Clarity, Radiance, King Epsilon, Frostbyte, Princess Frozen, Manta Stingray, Nova Lisa, Hammer Lad, Sweetie Belle, Pixel Bit, Kerfuffle, Thunder Terror, Button Mash, Pip-Squeak, Sassy Saddles, Sapphire Shores, Saffron Masala, Vinyl Scratch, Soundwave Speaker, Octavia Melody, Melody Song, Jet Set, Upper Crust, Fleur-De-Lis, Fancy Pants, Roseluck, Lily Valley, Daisy, Coco Pommel, March Gustysnows, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Ocellus the Changeling, Water Skylanders and Geronimo Jr.: JEWEL STORM OF GENEROSITY!

They fired waves of energy and elements.

Rarity, Laney, Lana, Varie, Numbuh 2 and Noir Spiderman: DARKNESS JEWEL FORCE OF JUSTICE!

They fired waves of energy and elements.

Lincoln: 1920s BAND ELEMENT STYLE: THE DORSEY BROTHERS!

Entrapta: 1920s BAND LIGHTNING STYLE: THE WOLVERINES!

Perfuma: 1920s BAND NATURE STYLE: WARING'S PENSYLVANIANS!

Frosta: 1920s BAND ICE STYLE: THE SAVOY ORPHEANS!

Jessica Kaios: 1920s BAND FIRE STYLE: NEW ORLEANS RHYTHM KINGS!

Yuna: 1920s BAND WATER STYLE: ORIGINAL DIXIELAND JAZZ BAND!

Toph: 1920s BAND EARTH STYLE: SEXTETO HABANERO!

Chie Satonaka: 1920s BAND WIND STYLE: THE MERRY MACS!

They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said bands of the 1920s.

Lincoln and his harem: 1920s BAND FINAL SMASH: MUSICAL NOTES BLOWOUT!

They played musical instruments from the 1920s which fired out explosive musical notes at Noir Hammerhead which explodes on contact!

MASSIVE EXPLOSION!

Lana got headbutted and pinned to the wall at Hammerhead's mercy.

Noir Hammerhead: (points gun directly at Lana's face) Say goodnight, kid!

Noir Spiderman: DON'T TOUCH HER!

Noir Spiderman rushed at Noir Hammerhead, pushed him off Lana, and grappled with him. He beat the crap out of him a few times before the jerk tried to heatbutt him. But Noir Spiderman put his foot on his head before punching him some more. This process repeated two more times.

Lana did the same and grappled with him and bashed him all over the place!

POW BLAM SMASH WHAM BIFF BOOF!

Lana then pushed Noir Hammerhead back so Noir Spidey would do a web strike on him and he bashed him down and knocked him out and got the Fragment!

Nico: That did it!

Lana then formed a huge icicle infused with Black Gates energy and then STABBED NOIR HAMMERHEAD IN HIS CHEST! HE WAS FOUND GUILTY OF HIS CRIMES BY ALL THOSE HE HURT AND KILLED AND HE WAS BANISHED TO THE BLACK GATES!

Me: Enjoy the Black Gates.

We powered down.

Nico: That wiseguy and his mugs are now sleeping with the fishes. Awesome job, gang, we destroyed Noir Hammerhead and his thugs and got the second piece of The Tablet.

Lincoln: Now, there's one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: Leina's older brother, Logan Mobius.

?: (ENRAGED SCREAM) LEINA, LINCOLN, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU ALL FOR RUINING OUR PLAN TO DESTROY THE WORLD'S ECONOMY AND SENDING ME TO FUCKING PRISON!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier infused with absorption energy that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of ice blasts that came out of nowhere and they hit the barrier, but the ice blast volley was absorbed into us and we became even stronger than ever. Then, we saw Mobius the Frost Monarch appear.

Leina Mobius: (GROWLS) I always knew there was no mistaking that foul mouth from anywhere, get out of that Mobius skinsuit, and show yourself, Logan!

Mobius the Frost Monarch vanished in a vortex of infernal ice, and in its place stood a 6'11" tall male with blue hair and blue eyes similar as Leina's, massive muscular build, and dressed in a red prison jumpsuit: it was Logan Mobius, the evil older brother of Leina Mobius and the third of the eleven most dangerous thugs in Royal Woods.

Nico: So, that's Logan Mobius.

Leina Mobius: The third of the eleven most dangerous thugs in Royal Woods, I would've never thought I'd have to see your ugly face again, Logan, I made sure we were done with you after we foiled the grand extortion scheme you, your buddies, and your boss, Flip, made to destroy the world's economy six years ago and sent you to prison for good.

Logan Mobius: Laugh all you want, bitch, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU AND LINCOLN FOR RUINING MY LIFE! NO ONE CROSSES THE ELEMENTAL MONARCHS OF EVIL AND LIVES!

Leina Mobius: As always, you're all bark and no fucking bite, Logan. Now, you're just acting like a rabid dog who needs to be put down.

Suddenly, Leina Mobius' blue eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by a blue energy aura with stars, snow, ice, snowflakes, ice crystals, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Mobius the Frost Monarch's Sub-Zero Arctic Greatsword of Frost Monarch Justice from her back, and as she approached Logan Mobius, she left blue energy, stars, snow, ice, snowflakes, ice crystals, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Leina Mobius: Even after we sent you and your buddies to prison six years ago, you still make me sick to no end, Logan, and it's not just that. You've always hated me ever since the day I was born and when I was growing up, you always tried to find ways to make my life Hell and even worse, you tried to find ways to kill me. Mom and Dad were right to have kicked you out of the house after you turned eighteen, they also couldn't stand your bullshit any longer, and what you, your buddies, and Flip tried to do six years ago with that scheme of yours, you broke Mom and Dad's hearts, and you sent them spiraling into depression because of it, and I was also forced to see them take their own lives in that downward spiral of depression. We were right to have disowned you, Logan, and now, I'm going to do Mom and Dad a favor and send you straight to Hell where you rightfully belong!

Suddenly, Leina Mobius was surrounded by a massive vortex of blue energy with stars, snow, ice, snowflakes, and ice crystals surrounding it, there are phoenixes, angels, and Mobius the Frost Monarch flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at Logan Mobius: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Leina Mobius emerged, but she was changed forever.

Leina Mobius grew from 6'11" to 7'9" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has blue highlights in the bangs of her long flowing ice blue hair, she has neon blue eyes and a blue energy aura with stars, snow, ice, snowflakes, ice crystals, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has Mobius the Frost Monarch with the Ice Kanji in its hands emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with purple iris, she has on phoenix earrings with blue gems for eyes and holding the Ice, Star, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Mobius the Frist Monarch with blue gems for eyes and holding the Ice, Star, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her blue phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony for the second pendant along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and blue gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Leina Mobius has on a blue sleeveless open blouse, sleeveless dark blue top, blue skirt, blue bellbottom pants, blue shoes, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, snow, ice, snowflakes, ice crystals, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Mobius the Frost Monarch surrounded by darkness. Suddenly, Leina Mobius felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive blue angel wings with dark blue tips on the large blue feathers grew much bigger for her new body, and she now has eleven massive and long light blue wolf tails with dark blue tips and dark blue markings, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.

Suddenly, Leina Mobius' massive Mobius the Frost Monarch's Sub-Zero Arctic Greatsword of Frost Monarch Justice and all the greatswords and swords she had began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of blue energy, stars, snow, ice, snowflakes, ice crystals, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Leina Mobius' Arctic Sub-Zero Monarch Mobius the Frost Monarch Arctic Snow Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Arctic Snow Phoenix Frost Monarch Mobius Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded light blue gems and Mobius the Frost Monarch etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged dark blue blade, large blue dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large blue gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four blue phoenix heads with light blue gems for eyes and large blue phoenix head with blue gems for eyes and a large blue gem in its mouth on the bottom of the blue phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the large gold Bracer, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Mobius the Frost Monarch's head with blue gems for eyes and a large blue gem inside its open mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a light blue kanji below Mobius the Frost Monarch that said, "Leina Mobius, Gene-Slammer of Mobius the Frost Monarch, Master of The Sub-Zero Death Touch, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Bullies, Archenemy of Frost, Destroyer of Logan Mobius, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Snow, Ice, Phoenixes, and Angels"

レイナ・メビウス、フロスト・モナーク・メビウスのジーン・スラマー、サブゼロ・デス・タッチの達人、愛する守護天使でリンカーン・ラウドの将来の妻、いじめっ子の軽蔑者、フロストの大敵、ローガン・メビウスの破壊者、チーム・ラウド・フェニックスの驚くべきメンバー嵐、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情と要素の力のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、信頼、破壊者、そして悪、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなしのスレイヤー、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして雪、氷、フェニックス、天使の達人

Suddenly, Leina Mobius' immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!

Leina Mobius has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-MOBIUS THE FROST MONARCH-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DEATHLY SUB-ZERO ARCTIC MOBIUS THE FROST MONARCH PHOENIX MONARCH ANGEL OF DIVINE DEATHLY SUB-ZERO ARCTIC MOBIUS THE FROST MONARCH PHOENIX MONARCH ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE DEATHLY SUB-ZERO ARCTIC MOBIUS THE FROST MONARCH PHOENIX MONARCH ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Leina Mobius' Super Angel-Mobius the Frost Monarch-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Logan Mobius saw it, he went fucking mad with rage and transformed into Mobius the Frost Monarch and fired blasts of ice at her, but she absorbed them and it made her stronger, and she fired a massive barrage of blue energy, stars, snow, ice, snowflakes, ice crystals, phoenixes, and angels at Logan Mobius, and they exploded as they hit him, he got back up, but now, he was absolutely pissed and driven mad by wrath and bloodthirst.

Me: HOLY CRAP!

Nico: OH DAMN! NOW, THAT'S COLD!

Lincoln: Awesome, Leina Mobius has transformed into her Super Angel-Mobius the Frost Monarch-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and she really pissed off Logan big time, and now, it's high-time we got rid of you for good, Logan.

Leina Mobius: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Deathly Arctic Sub-Zero Snow Phoenix Mobius The Frost Monarch Phoenix Angel and Divine Deathly Arctic Sub-Zero Snow Phoenix Mobius The Frost Monarch Phoenix Angel Love) Exactly what I was about to say, Linky. Let's get him!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Leina Mobius.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You really made a huge mistake coming after us, Logan, but I take comfort knowing when I get married to Leina in the future, I won't have a heartless twisted bastard like you for a brother-in-law, and like all my future wives' evil relatives, only one thing awaits you: death!

Leina Mobius and Lincoln went after Logan Mobius who continued throwing ice blasts at them, but they absorbed them and it made them stronger, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, blue energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spiders, whales, monkeys, hummingbirds, lizards, giants, condors, cats, llamas, dogs, snakes, spirals, wings, snakes, trees, crocodiles, herons, fish, dark dragons, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Ghouls, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Yetis, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Logan Mobius and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his gold claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Leina Mobius also attack him with some powerful punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they smashed him all over with their immense and extremely powerful superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really really driving Logan Mobius even madder than ever!

Logan Mobius: I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, STINKOLN!

Logan Mobius threw more ice blasts at Lincoln, but he absorbed them and it made him even more stronger as his ice aura became more ferocious. Then, Lincoln drove his massive greatsword into Logan Mobius' stomach and he began sucking out and absorbing the ice powers he'd gotten when he Gene-Slammed himself into Mobius the Frost Monarch along with his massive muscle mass and strength, and that had caused Logan Mobius to revert back to normal, but now, he was thin as a rake and he was really weak.

Then, Lincoln and Leina Mobius fired powerful blasts of ice at Logan Mobius, which destroyed the fucker and sent his ass to The Black Gates. We cheered wildly for what Leina Mobius and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down, and Leina Mobius' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long light blue wolf tails, and massive light blue angel wings are permanent.

Leina Mobius: Burn in The Black Gates forever, Logan. Thank you for helping me get rid of my evil older brother forever, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Leina.

Suddenly, Leina Mobius wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Leina Mobius' face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and Mobius the Frost Monarch flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and snow and ice behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Leina Mobius absorbed the elemental forces and snow and ice and they came back to us as the display vanished.

Lincoln: We did it, we got rid of Logan Mobius, but we still got eight more of those thugs to deal with.

Nika Zaborg: Which means tomorrow, it's Nicholas Zaborg's turn to die.

Lincoln: Nicholas isn't getting out of this, and I hope you electrocute him to death, Nika.

Me: That I'd like to see. So, Lincoln, who's the next Keyblade Knight we're meeting tomorrow?

Lincoln: I've got a really good one: Cierra Oblivion, Keyblade Knight of Castle Oblivion.

Roxas: We haven't seen Cierra in a long time.

Namine: Same here.

Michelle Emperyous: And I knew you'd mention her, Lincoln, and you guys are going to love meeting her. Cierra Oblivion is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a Keyblader and she harbors a very very nasty hatred towards ALL THE MEMBERS of Organization XIII and wants to make sure they all pay for using Namine and messing with Sora's memories and make sure they all pay for their crimes. She is also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi, Eli, Cid, Namine, Roxas, Xion, Yuffie, Leon, Aerith, and all their friends on all worlds including Sora's mother and is a very awesome sister to Aqua and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.

Me: Yeah, we hated finding out that they used Namine to mess with Sora's memories. Oh, I hope that Cierra doesn't try to viciously attack them like what's happened to Dark Riku.

Lincoln: Knowing Cierra, she won't show any mercy to them at all, and she'll be doing it early before we meet her on my rescue tomorrow.

Nico: Nuts.

We were panting heavily from their tough battle that they managed to win over Hammerhead. All that was left was the fragment, which floats waiting to be collected by us. We powered down.

Clockwork: Thank you, Spider Man and Team Loud Phoenix Storm. The "floating time spook" appreciates your assistance.

Noir Spiderman: (grabs the fragment sheepishly) Yeah, sorry about that.

Xigbar: Shouldn't have called him that.

Noir Spiderman: Alright. I'm going to trust you guys, but don't make me regret it.

Pyros: Don't worry. You won't.

Qin: Yeah.

Lythos: Almost forgot. How long did it take for you guys to clear that previous ambush?

Nico: Probably under 2 minutes.

Hydrax: That's a good estimate.

Kerbero Gangan: And this area is no longer under the control of Osborn's empire.

Me: But just as a going away present…

I went over and ripped off Hammerheads head and stabbed it on a spear and then wrote a threatening message in Hammerhead's blood and wrapped it around the spear and then threw it to the Oscorp Building in the Noir Universe.

Nico: Nice. Great job today everyone.

Spiderman: (To the viewers) Gangsters beware because they are dead meat.

Nico: Yep.

We went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

Goblin was watching but then the spear flew in and stuck to the wall and he saw it and saw the message and he read it. It said I AM GOING TO KILL YOU! PREPARE TO DIE!

And TLPS was on it.

Goblin roared in rage!

TO BE CONTINUED…


Part 4 done.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.

For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Pterodactyl Ghost, Droog, Jubjub Bird, Red Eye King, Angel Roidmude and Velociraptors as well as Maximum Ride, Suki, Ikki Igarashi, Rashin, Vesper Woman and Griselda Nottingshire and we're going to Gotham Royal York Park and we're going to relax but also we're going to battle THE HARVESTER, the Wacko Deranged farmer that wants to kill us and more! Also Whitney and Saffron Masala are going to transform against him and it's going to hurt REALLY BAD! Also we're going to battle Another Ham, Grilled Cheese, Black Forest Ham, turkey, Peanut Butter & Jelly, Salami, Chicken, Bologna, BLT, Tuna, Meatball, Chicken Parmasan, Chicken Bacon Ranch, Rib, Philly Cheesesteak, Droog and Pterodactyl Ghost. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Farigiraf and her name is Mikoto Kilamanjaro.

The next match-up is Nika Zaborg, Gene-Slammer of Zaborg the Thunder Monarch and Lincoln VS. Nicholas Zaborg

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, we're heading to Kalamazoo, Michigan, and we're taking down and destroying the next of The Seven Deities, Kalrow of The Seven Deities. And we're going to meet the next Keyblade Knight, her name is Cierra Oblivion, Keyblade Knight of Castle Oblivion, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a Keyblader and she harbors a very very nasty hatred towards ALL THE MEMBERS of Organization XIII and wants to make sure they all pay for using Namine and messing with Sora's memories and make sure they all pay for their crimes. She is also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi, Eli, Cid, Namine, Roxas, Xion, Yuffie, Leon, Aerith, and all their friends on all worlds including Sora's mother and is a very awesome sister to Aqua and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.

Part 4 of the saga is where we go and battle 2099 Hobgoblin! That one is going to be explosive.

See you next time.