THE MADNESS OF 2099 HOBGOBLIN
Over in Gotham Royal York Park was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Pterodactyl Ghost, Droog, Jubjub Bird, Red Eye King, Angel Roidmude and Velociraptors as well as Maximum Ride, Suki, Ikki Igarashi, Rashin, Vesper Woman and Griselda Nottingshire and we were there for some good relaxation.
Me: Boy this is fun.
Qin: You said it.
Carly Atlas: Nothing like a little relaxing after fighting in the multiverse.
Spiderman: It sure is awesome.
Qin: Boy it sure is.
Nico: I'll say. I hope the next villain we face next won't be as ruthless as Hammerhead was.
Me: Yeah me too.
Lana: That was still awesome.
Maximum Ride: It sure was awesome.
Nico: Max, I want to thank you, Pterodactyl Ghost, and your teams for coming
Maximum Ride: No problem Nico. This will be so fun.
Misty Tredwell: Boy you said it.
Xenia: Yeah.
Suki: I'm really excited for this too.
Nico: Suki, do you and Sokka plan to get married anytime soon?
Suki: I sure do. Just don't know when that will be.
Me: Well you'll find a good time for it. Believe me after everything you guys went through during the great war with the Fire Nation you more than earned a fresh start.
Xenia: Yeah that was horrible that happened to you.
Lola: Yeah.
Suki: It sure was. But I'm glad you all came and helped us win that war.
Me: Boy that was so epic.
Xenia: It sure was.
Juran: And yet, you're not a bender?
Suki: Nope. I am a Kyoshi Warrior and that's fine with me.
Me: Not all fighters in the world of Bending are benders you know.
Lola: He's right on that.
Qin: That's for sure.
Juran: That makes sense.
Lana: It sure does.
Xenia: But it was so awesome battling Ozai and Azula there.
Camie: That must've been awesome.
Me: It was.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: Boy that was an awesome adventure yesterday.
Lola: Boy it sure was.
Nico: Noir Spiderman is very similar to Batman. But at least he's warming up to us
Qin: He sure is.
Lola: Noir Spiderman is really cool.
Varie: Yeah he sure is.
Lana: I agree.
Nico: And Noir Hammerhead isn't a scumbag that messes around.
Me: No he sure as hell wasn't the kind of guy to mess around like that.
Qin: But that was so scary seeing him turn into a Heartless like that.
Lola: Yeah that was completely unexpected.
Nico: It sure was.
Varie: Yeah. But now thanks to us he is a forgotten memory.
Me: And he had the fucking audacity to call us SIDEKICKS! (GROWLS) What a motherfucking potholder fucker!
Maria: But how come he turned into a Heartless and not Kraven?
Nico: I guess the fragments can do that to completely evil people. Kraven is definitely not completely evil.
Me: Yeah he had honor whereas Hammerhead did not. He was pure evil incarnate.
Qin: Yep.
Lola: He sure was.
Camie: But either way he is a forgotten memory.
Nico: By the way J.D. why did you spear his head like that?
Me: I wanted to send Goblin a memento and a threatening message to him. I skewered his head on a spear and attached a note to him written in Hammerhead's own blood. I wrote I am Going To Kill You. Prepare to Die. TLPS.
Nico: Nice!
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: (hears something) Wait. Do you guys hear something?
Me: I sense something evil. EXTREMELY PURE evil. And the smell of blood is in the air.
Lincoln: Okay, guys, we got a very huge emergency. I just got word that (GULPS) The Harvester is back!
We gasped in shock.
Me: What?! But, that's impossible, you and Rarity got rid of him during the final part of her mission with the Kiramagers and in your dream because of Fear Fox.
King Kai: (Telepathically) Yes, it's true, but you're not going to like this. I found out that there are many more versions of him, and this one has captured a lot of innocent people and he's planning on cutting them open and harvesting their organs.
WE GASPED!
Nico: Oh shit, so that means there are many more versions of The Harvester out there.
Me: This is not good.
Lincoln: Yep, so this means, the nightmare of The Harvester isn't over yet, not by a long shot.
Eli: Damn.
Whitney: We need to get rid of him for good.
Saffron Masala: (Indian Accent) And that we will.
Lincoln: If he wants to die once again, we're more than happy to oblige. AHA! Gotcha! The Harvester is 20 yards from our location and he's already barreling towards us and he is seriously out for blood. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Oh, you have got to be kidding me! FLIP!
Me: He sent more of his thugs at us again?!
Lincoln: Yep. (Sighs) Flip's going to go way too far one of these days.
Lincoln concentrated on Flip's army of armed musclebound thugs, and then, waves of red energy came right out of them and they screamed in agonizing pain, and the waves of red energy flowed into Lincoln and he was getting stronger and stronger and stronger still, and as soon as Lincoln was done, the thugs were all drained of all their energy and were all left as dried up corpses drained of their life forces, muscle mass, virility, and strength, and he sent them to The Black Gates.
We then began rescuing the many victims he's going to kill, and they escaped. Then, we set our sights on The Harvester.
Me: Lets go get that maniacal slasher.
Nico: Thanks, King Kai. But shouldn't you be in charge of mentoring Ultimate Spiderman?
King Kai: I know that Nico. I'm just giving you all the heads up like I normally do. No reason I can't do both.
Nico: Good idea.
?: YOU HAVE RUINED MY HARVEST!
Suddenly, we saw our target: The Harvester, and he was furious we ended his harvest once again. He threw a sickle at us, but Lincoln made a massive and powerful diamond barrier protecting all of us and the sickle bounced off the barrier. The Harvester continued throwing sickles at the barrier, but it didn't work, and he tried to hit it with a pitchfork, and that didn't work either thanks to the barrier: HE WAS ABSOLUTELY OUT OF HIS MIND AS HE CONTINUED ATTACKING THE BARRIER AND TRYING TO KILL US!
Lincoln: THIS HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH! YOU ARE DONE TORMENTING ME!
Lincoln fired a diamond ball at The Harvester which hit him in the face and sent him flying into a tree and Lincoln deactivated the barrier and we stood ready to fight The Harvester, who got back up, but now he was even more out of control and completely bat-shit rage crazy insane!
Me: YEAH! GET MAD, LINCOLN, THAT CRAZY FUCKED-UP SLASHER FARMER'S FUCKED WITH THE WRONG LOUD!
Nico: YOU CROSSED IT, YOU MADMAN! SAY YOUR PRAYERS!
Whitney: Now, it's time for you to die.
Suddenly, Whitney's eyes turned neon purple, and she was surrounded by a rainbow energy aura, stars, flowers, Celtic Symbols, phoenixes, and angels, and as she approached The Harvester, she left rainbow energy, stars, flowers, Celtic Symbols, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Whitney: You really make me sick to no absolute end, Harvester. You captured and killed a lot of innocent people and harvested their organs for your crops, that is absolutely disgusting. You've spilled oceans of innocent blood and those oceans of spilled innocent blood stained your cornfields, and now, I will avenge them here and now, and end your miserable life!
Suddenly, Whitney was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow energy with stars, flowers, and Celtic Symbols surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix with red eyes glaring at The Harvester: the red eyes of eternal death.
Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln Loud's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, The Unity Crystals fired a beam of light into Whitney's massive greatsword, and then, it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of rainbow energy with stars, flowers, and Celtic Symbols surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix with red eyes glaring at The Harvester: the red eyes of eternal death is a MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF WHITNEY AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!
Nico: HOLY GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!
Me: THIS IS IT!
Lincoln: IT'LL START RAINING BLOOD SOON, BRACE YOURSELVES! YOUR TIME'S FINALLY UP, YOU INSANE BLOOD-DRENCHED MADMAN!
THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO WHITNEY! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, WHITNEY EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!
THE LOUD HOUSE INSTRUMENTAL INTRO PLAYS.
Whitney grew to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large purple orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has purple highlights in the bangs of her long blonde hair, she has neon purple eyes and a rainbow energy aura with stars, flowers, Celtic Symbols, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has a Celtic Triquetra emblazoned on her forehead, she has on phoenix earrings with purple gems for eyes and holding the Flower and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she has on her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with purple gems embedded in the gold flower links, purple crystal links and a purple phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a phoenix with purple gems for eyes and holding the Flower and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant, Whitney has on a long-sleeveless purple dress, blue heels, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, flowers, and Celtic Symbols on the coattails and on the back of the trenchcoat is a phoenix, angel, and Creiddylad the Celtic Goddess of Flowers surrounded by flowers and stars. Suddenly, Whitney felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive blonde angel wings with purple tips on the large blonde feathers grew and sprouted out from her back, Whitney has on a Ring of The Phoenix with large purple gem with a heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger, her gold wedding ring on her right pinkie finger and a Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has on purple fingerless gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on the back and Stone of Gelel embedded on her left hand.
Suddenly, Whitney's massive greatsword and all the other greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow energy, stars, flowers, Celtic Symbols, phoenixes, and angels, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Whitney's Celtic Flower Power Creiddylad Celtic Greatsword of Celtic Flower Power Justice, it's a brand-new large greatsword with embedded colored gems and Creiddylad, the Celtic Goddess of Flowers etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged purple blade, large purple phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large purple gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four purple phoenix heads with purple gems for eyes and large blue gems in their mouths and a large angel head with purple gems for eyes and purple gem in its mouth on the bottom of the phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with large purple gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold angel head with purple gems for eyes and a large purple gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a purple kanji below Creiddylad that said, "Whitney, Awesome Friend of Lori Loud, Dana, Jackie, Mandee, and Carol Pusateri, Awesome Tennis Star, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Archenemy of Comic Book Guy and Sushi World, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary and Champion of Creiddylad the Celtic Goddess of Flowers, Defender of The Loud House and The Loud Family, and Master of Flowers, Tennis, and Celtic Symbols"
ホイットニー、ロリ・ラウド、ダナ、ジャッキー、マンディー、キャロル・プサテリの素晴らしい友人、素晴らしいテニスのスター、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、友情の力のマスター、そしてエレメント、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私無欲、勇気、そして信頼、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、ラウドハウスとミシガンの救世主、真の不滅のヒーロー、悪の破壊者であり殺し屋、錯乱した、殺人的で冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な学生驚くべき強力な教師、コミック・ブック・ガイと寿司界の大敵、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、ケルトの花の女神クレイディラッドの使者でありチャンピオン、ラウド・ハウスとラウド・ファミリーの擁護者、そして花のマスター、テニス、ケルトのシンボル
Suddenly, Whitney's immense blue protective aura transformed into an immense protective rainbow aura with elements swirling around it, she'd transformed into her ultimate transformation.
Whitney has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE CREIDDYLAD BEAUTY CELTIC FLOWER GODDESS PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC CREIDDYLAD BEAUTY CELTIC FLOWER GODDESS PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC CREIDDYLAD BEAUTY CELTIC FLOWER GODDESS PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were really amazed by Whitney's Super Angel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when The Harvester saw it, he went mad and ran at her to kill her, but Whitney fired a massive barrage of rainbow energy blasts, stars, flowers, Celtic Symbols, phoenixes, and angels, phoenixes, and angels, and they hit The Harvester and knocked him down. He got back up, but now, he was even angrier than ever and his eyes turned blood red!
Whitney: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Celestial Eternal Celtic Creiddylad Celtic Flower Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Celestial Eternal Celtic Creiddylad Celtic Flower Phoenix Angel Love) You've had this coming for a long time.
Kit: So, what exactly is Lincoln's deal with the Harvester?
Me: Well it's a Slasher Horror Film about a farmer that was well liked until a drought ravaged his land and then he turned into a homicidal monster and started slashing and killing people left and right for their organs. It scared Lincoln so badly that it gave him REALLY HORRIBLE nightmares for a long time and traumatized him.
Nico: Lincoln was told not to go see that movie but he did so and he paid the price.
Me: Yeah. I helped him as best as I could. We went into his dreams and helped him out but he was still scared.
Anna Anyanova: Yeah I remember all that.
Qin: Yikes.
Lincoln: For what he did traumatizing me, he deserves every bit of pain and suffering coming to him! I'll spill his blood and guts all over the streets! I'll tear his brain out and feed it to the vultures! Then I'm going to rip his stomach, Lungs, Intestines and liver out and Then, I'll tear his heart out of his chest and devour all of those!
WE GASPED!
LINCOLN WAS SPEWING ALL SORTS OF VIOLENT DEATH THREATS AT THE HARVESTER! AND THEY WERE SO VIOLENT AND GROSS, WE RAN TO NEARBY TRASHCANS AND BARFED!
Nico: OH YUCK!
Eli: THAT IS SO DISGUSTING!
Me: Damn, and I thought the death threats we've made to some of the lowest criminals was that bad and gross, but this one is on a whole new level of violence and grossness.
Saffron Masala: (Indian Accent) That may be true, but, we're still going to make him pay for what he's done.
Suddenly, Saffron Masala's dark purple eyes turned neon dark purple and she was surrounded by a purple and light orange energy aura with stars, flowers, curry, magic, and Alicorns, she unholstered her massive Saffron Masala's Alicorn Eternal Magical India Flower Curry Friendship Greatsword of Eternal India Curry Love and India Curry Harmony from her back, and as she approached The Harvester, she left purple and light orange energy, stars, flowers, curry, magic, and Alicorns with every step.
Saffron Masala: (Indian Accent) There's absolutely no words that can describe how much I hate you so much, Harvester, and Whitney was right about every single word she said about you. Now, it's high time we destroy you once and make you pay for the deaths of so many innocent people.
Suddenly, Saffron Masala was surrounded by a massive vortex of purple and light orange energy with stars, flowers, curry, and magic surrounding the vortex, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix with red eyes glaring at The Harvester: the red eyes of eternal death.
Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln Loud's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, they fired a beam of light into Saffron Masala's massive Saffron Masala's Alicorn Eternal Magical India Flower Curry Friendship Greatsword of Eternal India Curry Love and India Curry Harmony, and then, it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of purple and light orange energy with stars, flowers, curry, and magic surrounding the vortex, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix with red eyes glaring at The Harvester: the red eyes of eternal death is a MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HER AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!
THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO SAFFRON MASALA! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, SAFFRON MASALA EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!
(INDIA MUSIC PLAYS)
Suddenly, Saffron Masala's dark purple eyes turned neon dark purple and she was surrounded by a purple and light orange energy aura with stars, flowers, curry, magic, and Alicorns, she unholstered her massive Saffron Masala's Alicorn Eternal Magical India Flower Curry Friendship Greatsword of Eternal India Curry Love and India Curry Harmony from her back, and as she approached The Harvester, she left purple and light orange energy, stars, flowers, curry, magic, and Alicorns with every step.
Saffron Masala: (Indian Accent) There's absolutely no words that can describe how much I hate you so much, Harvester, and Whitney was right about every single word she said about you. Now, it's high time we destroy you once and make you pay for the deaths of so many innocent people.
Suddenly, Saffron Masala was surrounded by a massive vortex of purple and light orange energy with stars, flowers, curry, and magic surrounding the vortex, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix with red eyes glaring at The Harvester: the red eyes of eternal death.
Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln Loud's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, they fired a beam of light into Saffron Masala's massive Saffron Masala's Alicorn Eternal Magical India Flower Curry Friendship Greatsword of Eternal India Curry Love and India Curry Harmony, and then, it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of purple and light orange energy with stars, flowers, curry, and magic surrounding the vortex, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix with red eyes glaring at The Harvester: the red eyes of eternal death is a MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HER AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!
THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO SAFFRON MASALA! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, SAFFRON MASALA EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!
Saffron Masala grew to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven dark purple orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has light orange highlights in the bangs of her long curly two shades of dark fuchsia hair, she has neon moderate magenta and a purple and light orange energy aura with stars, flowers, curry, magic, and Alicorns surrounding her, she has an Alicorn with a star and flower emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with cerise iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with dark purple gems for eyes and the Love, Flower, and Eternity Kanjis in its horns, she also has an Alicorn with dark purple gems for eyes and the Love, Flower, and Eternity Kanjis in its horn for the second pendant on the bottom of her Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with dark purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and dark purple gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love, Saffron Masala has on a short-sleeve white shirt, orange neckerchief with gold embroideries, white pants with orange fabric around the waist, brown shoes, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, flowers, curry, magic, and Alicorns on the coattails, and on the back is an Alicorn surrounded by stars and on top of its horn is a flower. Suddenly, Saffron Masala felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive light orange angel wings with fuchsia tips on the light orange feathers grew and sprouted out from her back, her long dark fuchsia tail grew much longer for her new body, and her light orange horn on her head grew longer. Saffron Masala has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large dark fuchsia gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has her cutie mark on her right shoulder and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Saffron Masala's massive Saffron Masala's Alicorn Eternal Magical India Flower Curry Friendship Greatsword of Eternal India Curry Love and India Curry Harmony and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of purple and light orange energy, stars, flowers, curry, magic, and Alicorns, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Saffron Masala's India Alicorn Eternal Magical India Flower Curry Friendship Greatsword of Eternal India Curry Love and India Curry Harmony, it's a brand-new large greatsword with embedded chili pepper red gems and her cutie mark and stars etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold alicorn heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with large fuchsia gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold alicorn heads with fuchsia gems for eyes and large unicorn head with fuchsia gems for eyes and large fuchsia gem in its mouth on the bottom of the Alicorn heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with fuchsia gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle with fuchsia gems for the eyes and a large fuchsia gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip, Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip, and fuchsia Crystal Saber holstered on her left hip. There's a fuchsia kanji below the alicorn that said, "Saffron Masala, Alicorn Princess of India Curry, Daughter of Coriander Cumin, Chef at The Tasty Treat Restaurant, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Archenemy of Madam Argentina, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of The Doomsday Twenty-Three and Queen Opaline, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, and Master of India Coriander, Curry, Magic, and Alicorns"
サフラン・マサラ、インドカレーのアリコーンプリンセス、コリアンダー・クミンの娘、テイスティ・トリート・レストランのシェフ、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、マダム・アルゼンチンの大敵、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、多元宇宙、そしてその先、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者であり殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な生徒驚くべき強力な教師、終末二十三の破壊者とクイーン・オパリン、エクエストリア、ポニービル、カンタロットの擁護者、友情のテーブル騎士団のメンバー、そしてインドのコリアンダー、カレー、マジック、アリコーンのマスター
Suddenly, Saffron Masala's immense blue protective aura transformed into an immense protective rainbow aura with elements swirling around it, she'd transformed into her ultimate transformation.
Saffron Masala has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-INDIA CURRY ALICORN PRINCESS-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC INDIA CURRY FRIENDSHIP ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC INDIA CURRY FRIENDSHIP ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC INDIA CURRY FRIENDSHIP ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Saffron Masala's Super Angel-India Curry Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when The Harvester saw it, he lost his mind and ran at her to kill her with his scythe, but Saffron Masala fired a massive barrage of purple and light orange energy, stars, flowers, curry, magic, and Alicorns, and they hit The Harvester and he got burned bad. He got back up, but now, he was even angrier than ever!
Nico: (TRULY AMAZED) Whoa...!
Eli: (TRULY AMAZED) AWESOME…!
Me: (TRULY AMAZED) Incredible...!
Lincoln: (TRULY AMAZED BEYOND IMAGINATION) That's so awesome! Saffron Masala's transformed into her Super Angel-India Curry Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and what you tried to do to her, now you're really heading for Hell now!
Saffron Masala: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The United Friendship Divine Cosmic Starstorm India Curry Alicorn Princess Angel and Divine United Friendship Divine Cosmic Starstorm India Curry Alicorn Princess Angel Love) (Indian Accent) For sure. Let's get him, Linky!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Saffron Masala and Whitney, and so did we as we also unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You've made me go through night after night of terrible nightmares, and now, this never-ending nightmare ends here, I shall put an end to it for good together with your life.
Lincoln, Saffron Masala, and Whitney went after The Harvester who's now gone Nth Degree Fucked-Up Super Crazy, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, fuchsia and light orange energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Golems, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Elemental Phoenixes, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at The Harvester and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Nico: There was a lesson to be learned about that whole mess.
Me: Never watch movies like that until you are old enough to do so.
Nico: Right that's half of it.
Me: And always listen you your parents.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Me, Laney and Varie waited outside the theater for Lincoln while he watched it.
Nico: Wow.
Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more with his gold claws and firing energy slashes from his gold claws and he, Saffron Masala, and Whitney attacked him with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really really really driving The Harvester mad and he was becoming EVEN MORE ANGRIER BY THE SECOND! THEN, HE LITERALLY TURNED INTO AN OUT-OF-CONTROL RABID DOG AND HE WAS FOAMING AT THE MOUTH EVEN MORE!
The Harvester: (NTH-DEGREE FUCKED-UP SUPER MEGA ENRAGED SCREAM) I'LL KILL YOU ALL AND I WILL HARVEST YOUR ORGANS!
The Harvester ran at Lincoln, Saffron Masala, and Whitney now super mega enraged and now totally completely out of his mind, but Lincoln kicked him hard in the stomach and he fell to his knees on the concrete road. Then, he proceeded to mutilate The Harvester in the most gruesome ways imaginable: LINCOLN FIRST STABBED HIS MASSIVE GREATSWORD INTO THE HARVESTER'S STOMACH, AND HE SLASHED IT OPEN SPILLING HIS STOMACH, INTESTINES, LUNGS AND BLOOD! THEN, HE PLUNGED HIS LEFT HAND INTO THE HARVESTER'S CHEST AND PULLED OUT HIS FRESH BLEEDING HEART, AND THEN, HE DEVOURED IT!
HE WAS EATING ALL OF HIS ORGANS AND INSIDES! OH YUCK!
OUR FACES IMMEDIATELY TURNED GREEN, AND WE RAN TO NEARBY TRASHCANS AND HURLED LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW!
Me: OH! MAN, THAT WAS SO GROSS!
Nico: THAT IS SO GROSS!
Me: Yeah! (STOMACH GRUMBLES) UH OH!
(PROJECTILE VOMITS)
I then hurled my guts out all over Nico!
Nico: AW SICK! NOT AGAIN!
Chunk: OH GEEZ! I THINK I'M GONNA HURL!
Slab: HOLD IT IN PAL!
Twilight Sparkle and Fluttershy were hurling their guts out and Rarity hurled all over and so was Starlight Glimmer!
Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack and Pinkie Pie hurled all over the place!
Nico: Maria, please wash me off.
Maria hurled her guts out all over the place!
Same with Eli and Varie and Laney.
MASSIVE HURL FEST!
Luna: (FAINTS)
FWOMP!
Nico: THAT WAS SO SICK! LINCOLN, PLEASE END HIM BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING ELSE THAT'LL LEAD TO ANOTHER PUKE FEST!
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) BLACK GATES JUDGEMENT BALL!
Lincoln fired a black and blood red energy ball and as it hit The Harvester, he was destroyed and he was sent to The Black Gates for good. We all cheered as Lincoln, Whitney, and Saffron Masala holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Saffron Masala's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, longer dark fuchsia tail, longer light orange horn, and massive light orange angel wings are permanent, and Whitney's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, and massive blonde angel wings are permanent.
Whitney: Good riddance for good, you murderous bastard.
Suddenly, Saffron Masala felt wobbly and she was about to faint, but Lincoln caught her in his massive and powerful muscular arms.
Lincoln: You okay, Saffron?
Lincoln's face was covered in blood.
Saffron Masala: (Indian Accent) I'm a little dizzy from that, but I'm okay.
Me: Now, you know how we felt. But, that was so awesome, you guys really gave that bloodthirsty monster the violent beating of his life.
Nico: You got that right.
Me: And you ate him for… (VOMITS!)
Suddenly, Nico ran to another trashcan and hurled into it.
May: Yeesh, and you really made Nico threw up after what you did in cutting open The Harvester's stomach and spilling his stomach and organs and intestines along with his blood and plunged your hand into his chest, ripped out his beating heart and organs, and then devoured them. I know you hated The Harvester, but that was some serious stomach-churning overkill.
Me: Made us all throw up.
Lincoln: (Embarrassed) Sorry, guys. Next time, I'll give you all a fair warning.
Me: Good.
Whitney: Especially with what King Kai told us about many more versions of The Harvester.
Eli: The streets are going to be so inundated with puke, and the trashcans are literally filled to the brim because of it.
Saffron Masala: (Indian Accent) We'll give the warning when that happens.
Suddenly, Saffron Masala wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Saffron Masala's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms, and then, placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and Alicorn flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and flowers growing around them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Saffron Masala sucked in and absorbed the flowers and elements and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Maria: Here Nico.
Nico got washed off and he was cleaned.
Nico: Thanks.
Maria: No prob.
Me: But I think all of us lost our breakfasts after that.
Qin: No kidding there.
Xenia: Yeah.
Laney: Boy no kidding. I'm so hungry and so thirsty.
Nico: Lincoln, next time, just eat his heart.
Lincoln: I guess I went overboard on that.
Me: Uh that's an understatement.
Nico: I'll have Leslie Tiana come and cook us something.
Qin: Awesome.
Leslie Tiana came and made us all of her foods.
Leslie Tiana: Boy that was some crazy battle. But you guys must be hungry.
Me: That's an understatement.
We had Cajun crawfish, Lamb tagine, Grilled lamb sausage, Zucchini bisque, Crabmeat po'boy, Chicken sausage po'boy, Crawfish sausage po'boy, Cochon de lait po'boy, Turkey giardiniera po'boy, Roast beef po'boy, Alligator po'boy, Catfish amandine, Crawfish amandine, Crawfish étouffée, Boiled crawfish, Cajun crawfish boil, Cajun shrimp, Duck pasta, Fried crab cake, Pecan catfish, Blackened redfish, Seafood mirliton casserole, Fried chicken, Fried green tomatoes, Stuffed shrimp, Muffuletta, Barbecue brisket sandwich, Barbecue chicken sandwich, Smoky bacon greens, Seafood au gratin, Seafood gumbo, Chicken gumbo, Jambalaya, Spinach artichoke, Creole sweet potato pone, Red beans and rice with sausage, Veggie red beans and rice, Pralines in cookies, Oyster pralines, Oyster shots, Oyster patties, Bananas Foster, King cake, Dixie cake, Pecan pie, Cajun boudin, Boudin balls, Crawfish rémoulade, Shrimp and lump crabmeat ravigote, Au croissant crawfish po'boy and Yaka mein.
We were really hungry and starving after that.
We were really hungry and ate triple orders of it all.
Later we had all the plates cleaned.
Me: Ahh!
Nico burped!
Nico: Oh pardon me.
Me: Boy I'm stuffed!
Leslie Tiana: Boy you sure are. You guys were really hungry.
Lola: We sure were. (BELCH) Oh scuse me.
Lana: Boy that was so awesome.
Applejack: It sure was tasty.
Laney: It sure was.
May ate some.
May: (Eating Po'Boys) Mmm!
Qin: (Eating Banana Foster) Mmm! Delicious!
Xenia: Delicious and awesome.
We were stuffed and full.
Nico: Ahh.
Me: Boy that was great! Thanks Leslie.
Leslie Tiana: Anytime J.D.
Kit: Boy Leslie you make really awesome food.
Nico: Leslie is one of the best Creole Chefs in all of Louisiana.
Qin: It's true.
Leslie Tiana: Thanks.
Kit: You're welcome.
Qin: Yeah.
Xenia: Yeah we're so full.
Rarity: Boy we sure are.
We were so full and it was awesome.
Nico: Now for business.
Me: Yep. We have the Anothers to face. If they are foods we're going to be in for a really tasty buffet of awesome.
Lola: Yeah.
Eli: Well as a matter of fact the Anothers we're facing are sandwiches. We have Another Ham, Grilled Cheese, Black Forest Ham, turkey, Peanut Butter & Jelly, Salami, Chicken, Bologna, BLT, Tuna, Meatball, Chicken Parmesan, Chicken Bacon Ranch, Rib, Philly Cheesesteak, Droog and Pterodactyl Ghost.
We gasped!
Qin: So they are all sandwich villains?
Pterodactyl Ghost: Oh they sure are. They are called the Sandwich Platoon. They are living sandwiches that want to get revenge on people for eating them.
Qin: Boy that is crazy!
Nico: I think I got room in my stomach for them.
Maria: Who do we call?
Me: I got just the one for this one. Irina Ellandra.
Nico: Cool!
Pterodactyl Ghost: The Sandwich Platoon agreed to be the archenemies of only one person.
Qin: Wow! This will be cool.
Eli: Yep and this is crazy. All those anothers are 4 People.
We gasped!
Qin: WHOA!
Me: 4 People! Wow!
Nico: So half of the Sandwiches, The Other Half of the Sandwiches, Droog and Pterodactyl Ghost are all 4 people.
Eli: Yep.
Nico: Nice.
Maria called her in.
Out of a swirl of Water came IRINA ELLANDRA!
Irina Ellandra: I'm here guys.
Xenia: Awesome.
Nico: There they are!
Then out came Another Ham, Grilled Cheese, Black Forest Ham, Turkey, Peanut Butter & Jelly, Salami, Chicken, Bologna, BLT, Tuna, Meatball, Chicken Parmesan, Chicken Bacon Ranch, Rib, Philly Cheesesteak and Droog!
Me: WHOA!
Qin: Those are awesome villains.
Lola: Yep.
Another Ham: (In a girls voice) I think this is cool.
Another Chicken Bacon Ranch: (In a girls voice) I agree too.
Another Droog: (In a girls voice) This will be fun!
Me: Those voices!
They merged and reverted back and they were 3 girls. One was a girl with green hair and had green eyes and green athletic clothes and had green angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of the T-Rex Dopant on her head and she had the same symbol on her shorts and she had a volcanic hot halberd in her hands. The second girl was a girl with red hair and red eyes and had red clothes and had fire angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of the Key Dopant on it and she had the same symbol on her skirt and she had the Bond of Flames Keyblade in her hand. The third girl was a girl with purple hair and yellow eyes and had lightning angel wings and had purple and yellow clothes and she had a tiara with the symbol of the Lightning Dopant on and she had the symbol of the Lightning Dopant on her skirt and she had the Thunderbolt of Zeus in her hands!
Me: (GASP) Leia Lightning and Tanya Tyranno!
Lincoln and Kayla Key!
Nico: Whoa!
Tanya Tyranno: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Leia Lightning: Same here.
Kayla Key: And Lincoln you look awesome.
Lincoln: Same here. Guys Kayla Key is the Embodiment of Key from Kamen Rider W and the Keyblade Knight of Twilight Town.
She's one of my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she was born in Twilight Town but raised on the planet Earth, she's a Keyblader and she harbors a very very nasty hatred for Organization XIII, and all the Heartless in General as well as what they did to so many worlds and more. She is also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi, Eli, Namine, Cid, Yuffie, Leon, Aerith, and all their friends on the Destiny Islands including Sora's mother and is a very awesome sister to Aqua, Ventus, Terra, and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married. She is also an amazing Struggle champion and she beat Seifer and his friends in many struggle games for 12 years in a row. She is a truly unstoppable force of nature. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained me a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and I became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.
We gasped.
Me: Wow!
Nico: That is awesome though.
May: Sorry we have to fight like this.
Tanya Tyranno: No worries.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
They glowed and were separated from the Anothers!
Nico: Awesome!
Me: Lets get them!
Nico: FEEDING FRENZY!
Irina and Suki fired waves of fire and smashed the Another Droog and Nico went and ATE THE ANOTHER SANDWICHES AND He ate them all down to the last crumb.
Nico burped for the second time that day
Then the Wonder Ride Books came out of his mouth.
Me: Ew.
I caught them and they were covered in spit.
Nico: Sorry.
Me: No worries.
Maximum Ride: Now for Another Pterodactyl Ghost.
Nico: Friendly or hostile?
Me: Oh right Mandatory Question on that one.
Tanya Tyranno: Friendly and she is REALLY Strong and powerful.
Kayla Key: And is an awesome flyer too like all of us.
Me: Neat.
Nico: Cool.
Maria: Time for backup! (TURNS DIAL) BLUE FIRE FORCE!
She summoned SkullMeramon, Creepy Lighthouse Keeper, Earth Imperial Ninja Fumin, Universe 666 Scar, Gammaizer Climate and Tornado Tyrant.
Nico: YEAH!
Qin: Awesome!
Nico: Now, we wait.
Me: We don't have to wait for long!
We saw a figure flying in the air and it was ANOTHER PTERODACTYL GHOST!
Me: Another Pterodactyl Ghost.
Qin: Whoa!
She landed.
Another Pterodactyl Ghost: (In a girls voice) Boy this is so fun.
Me: (GASP) That voice.
She reverted back and was a girl with light green hair and light green eyes and had green clothes and rainbow angel wings and she had a tiara with the symbol of Utopia on it and it was on her skirt too and she had a rainbow sword.
Me: Umika Utopia!
Qin: WHOA!
Nico: The Embodiment of the Utopia Dopant right?
Umika Utopia: That's right.
Qin: Cool!
Me: She wants to bring peace and love the right way instead of the evil way. Also she is an awesome flyer too.
Kaito: (gets out OOO gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Zocks: (gets out Fourze gear) Because we can grant it instead.
Kaito got a Core Medal Sword and Zocks got a Fourze Astroswitch Sword.
Umika Utopia: No he didn't. I put him under a utopia illusion that made him act like a baby.
We LAUGHED!
Sakura Knudson: (LAUGHS) That explains why he had been acting like that.
Me: (LAUGHS) That is so funny!
Qin: (LAUGHS) YEAH!
Umika Utopia: Yeah.
Sougo: (gets out OOO Ridewatch) I was sure Tanya Tyranno would be Another Pterodactyl Ghost!
Rider Time! (Drum beat mixed with Tatoba Combo's ending song) Taka, Tora, Batta! OOO!
Geiz: (gets out Meteor Ridewatch) They're both dinosaurs, after all.
(Right-hand Ridewatch's announcement)! Armor Time! (Meteor Driver standby disco music) Meteor, Ready? Meteor!
Sougo got OOOArmor while Geiz got MeteorArmor.
Tanya Tyranno: I know what you're thinking. But you're half right. We may be dinosaurs but Pterodactyls are technically flying reptiles.
Nico: She's right on that.
Sougo: That is interesting.
Nicole: Yeah it's very interesting.
Umika Utopia: Yeah. Sorry about this.
She turned into Another Pterodactyl Ghost.
Nico: Time to fly! (ACTIVATES PTERODACTYL GHOST AND DROOG'S RIDEWATCHES)
He fired waves of energy and blasted her down.
May: Beware the Jubjub Bird and shun the frumious Bandersnatch. (ACTIVATES JUBJUB BIRD AND RED EYE KING'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired waves of energy and blasted her down.
Maria: Time for more flight! (ACTIVATES ANGEL ROIDMUDE AND VELOCIRAPTOR'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired waves of energy and blasted her all over.
Suki: Top this! (ACTIVATES DROOG'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired energy waves and smashed her down.
Then Harpymon, Snow Ghost, Lightning Empress, Mzingo's Parliament, Wolfgang (Dino Fury) and Wizards (Spyro) came.
Nico: Awesome team Harpymon!
Harpymon: Hey thanks!
Then a Farigarif came!
Me: Cool a Farigarif!
Qin: Cool!
Farigarif: (In a girls voice) Awesome to see you again Nico.
Nico: Mikoto Kilimanjaro!? Whoa!
She reverted back and was a girl black hair and blue eyes and had red clothes.
Mikoto Kilimanjaro: I got this.
She fired a wave of darkness and smashed down Another Pterodactyl Ghost and I caught the ridewatch and purified it and brought Umika over.
Me: That was awesome.
Suki: It sure was. What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Mikoto Kilimanjaro: When me and Nico climbed the mountain of my namesake, Mount Kilimanjaro and we found an awesome blue crystal there that I have here around my neck.
Me: Cool!
Laney: That sure is beautiful.
Mikoto Kilimanjaro: It sure is.
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Mikoto hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Mikoto Kilimanjaro: Same here Nico.
We went back home
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, Hawkgirl, Angel (X-Men), Yusuke Amamiya, Cassandra Alexander, Janner and Tink Wingfeather are heading to Kalamazoo, Michigan, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the eight girls here, but we're taking down and destroying the next of The Seven Deities, Kalrow of The Seven Deities.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Kalamazoo, Michigan, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the eight girls here, but we're taking down and destroying the next of The Seven Deities, Kalrow of The Seven Deities.
Mithra: We need to be careful with him though, Lincoln. Kalrow is known as the tactician of The Eight Guardian Generals, and he always has a few plans up his sleeve.
Sebastian Mendez: Not for much longer.
Sebastian made pools of darkness in the selected areas which forced out more of Flip's musclebound thugs, and they weren't safe for long. Lincoln concentrated on Flip's army of armed musclebound thugs, and then, waves of red energy came right out of them and they screamed in agonizing pain, and the waves of red energy flowed into Lincoln and he was getting stronger and stronger and stronger still, and as soon as Lincoln was done, the thugs were all drained of all their energy and were all left as dried up corpses drained of their life forces, muscle mass, virility, and strength, and he sent them to The Black Gates.
Hawkgirl: One of these days, Flip's going to go way too far.
Lincoln: He's already going way too far, Hawkgirl, and he's way too stupid to even learn his lesson.
Anna Anyanova: Like I said, Flip's brain and butt smell like a dumpster, and he's way too stupid and uneducated.
Suddenly, we saw a beautiful and super sexy girl with long green hair, green eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful green angel wings, and she's dressed in a green-sleeveless vest, sleeveless green top, green skirt, green pants, green legwarmers, green sneakers, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with light, darkness, Keyblades, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Castle Oblivion in her right hand is the Way to The Dawn Keyblade, and with her are the eight girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Cierra Oblivion, Keyblade Knight of Castle Oblivion.
Cierra Oblivion: Yep, and I got the girls away from Kalrow, and he was about to kill them and absorb their souls.
?: You will pay for getting in the way of The Seven Deities, foolish humans!
We then saw our target: Kalrow of the Seven Deities, and he had violence and blood on his mind.
Sylvester: Time to send you on a one-way trip to the darkness, Kalrow.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: For 12,500 years, you indiscriminately slaughtered countless humans and looked down on them when you were supposed to be protecting mankind, and for what, your delusional crusade. No, that ends here, now you shall face the wrath of Heaven and Hell! Let's get him!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Demonic Bloodstained Stellar Eternal Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel of Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Justice and Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Compassion and he unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demon Knight Sparda Demonic Fang Demon Hound Greatsword of Demon Hound Darkness Justice from his back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Hawkgirl and her team, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after the Sloth Deity, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln drove his massive greatsword into the Sloth Deity's stomach and he sucked out and absorbed his superhuman strength, superhuman durability & endurance, immortality, vacuum adaptation, Mantra of Sloth, Mantra Orbs manifestation, flight, soul extraction, and halo and he made them his own. Then, he fired a black fire blast that incinerated the Sloth Deity into ashes and sent him to The Black Gates. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down and Lincoln gained Kalrow's Staff as a trophy and added weapon to his massive arsenal of weapons.
Lincoln: That's two down, and four more deities to go. (To Cierra Oblivion) And it's so good to see you again, Cierra Oblivion.
Cierra Oblivion: You too, Linky, and it's so good to see you and the others again, Sora, Riku, and Kairi.
Sora: You too, Cierra.
Lincoln went up to Cierra Oblivion and they hugged her, and Cierra Oblivion is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Cierra Oblivion: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know this sexy hot mama?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D, this is Cierra Oblivion, Keyblade Knight of Castle Oblivion, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a Keyblader and she harbors a very very nasty hatred towards ALL THE MEMBERS of Organization XIII and wants to make sure they all pay for using Namine and messing with Sora's memories and make sure they all pay for their crimes. She is also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi, Eli, Cid, Namine, Roxas, Xion, Yuffie, Leon, Aerith, and all their friends on all worlds including Sora's mother and is a very awesome sister to Aqua and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained me a lot about how to use the Keyblade and I'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained me on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.
Nico: Sheesh, that's one powerful grudge you hold against them.
Namine: And it's so powerful that if she ever saw them again, there was going to be blood, and she's scary when she gets super mad.
Roxas: (Shudders) Now, I know what happens whenever anyone dares to make Lola mad.
Luna: Yeah, but when Cierra gets this mad, her fury puts even the wrath of Lori, Lynn, and Lola to shame, and they were quick to lose their tempers easily.
Lincoln: Yeah, we hadn't forgotten about that, and now that you're here, Cierra.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Cierra Oblivion in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glow. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Cierra Oblivion: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Cierra Oblivion's neck with green gems on the gold lightning bolts and green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Cierra Oblivion: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Cierra Oblivion.
Cierra Oblivion had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes and she jumped Lincoln and proceeded to kiss him on his face, lips, massive muscled body, and eight-pack abs, and he also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the eight girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them immediately. The eight girls are Ema Kanzaki, Himari Ichijou, Isami Momoki, Kana Konoe, Manaka Nimomiya, Misuzu Kirishima, Riho Ayabe, and Yuno Shinonome from 1/7 no Mahoutsukai.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Ema Kanzaki, Himari Ichijou, Isami Momoki, Kana Konoe, Manaka Nimomiya, Misuzu Kirishima, Riho Ayabe, and Yuno Shinonome from 1/7 no Mahoutsukai.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Ema Kanzaki: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Ema Kanzaki and the other seven girls saw who it was that saved them from Kalrow of The Seven Deities, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white choker collar with gold accents and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura around him.
Ema Kanzaki: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made seven clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Ema Kanzaki: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, eight Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Ema Kanzaki, Himari Ichijou, Isami Momoki, Kana Konoe, Manaka Nimomiya, Misuzu Kirishima, Riho Ayabe, and Yuno Shinonome with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to the World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team were shocked to find out the villain we went after was Kalrow of the Seven Deities.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did in beating Kalrow down and Lincoln driving his massive greatsword into the Sloth Deity's stomach and he sucked out and absorbed his superhuman strength, superhuman durability & endurance, immortality, vacuum adaptation, Mantra of Sloth, Mantra Orbs manifestation, flight, soul extraction, and halo and he made them his own, and firing a black fire blast that incinerated the Sloth Deity into ashes and sent him to The Black Gates, everyone cheered and they hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him and steam escaped his ears. Lincoln and Cierra Oblivion have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: Okay, that makes two down and four to go.
Lincoln: Yep. Logan Mobius made quite a mess with that stunt of his.
Leina Mobius: That bastard didn't care, he wanted us both to suffer and die because of what we did in stopping him, his buddies, and Flip six years ago, but, we'll clean up his mess once again.
Nico: Sometimes, I hate it when evil relatives try to fuck things up for their relatives.
Me: Yeah.
Lincoln: In any case, I already made it a policy that if any of my harem and Guardian Angels' evil relatives come out to kill us, they're already facing death for their crimes.
After destroying Kalrow of The Seven Deities and sending him to The Black Gates for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Cierra Oblivion saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Cierra Oblivion: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Cierra, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Cierra Oblivion: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Cierra Oblivion: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Nico: Yep. So, Cierra, what memories did you have with Lincoln?
Cierra Oblivion: Oh man, I was hoping you'd ask that. Well, this one time, Lincoln and I along with the rest of his Guardian Angels went to Gus' Games and Grub for an awesome lunch date. But, then, we heard the doors being smashed open, and we saw who it was that did this: it was Joan's ex-little brother and eternal enemy of Joan and Lincoln, Jack Delenney, that insane vengeance-crazed bastard broke out of prison yet again to try and kill Lincoln and Joan once more. But, I had enough of him and his insane vengeance, we then piled on and brutally beat his ass up, then, Lincoln punched him so hard in the face, he gave him a black eye. Then, Lincoln called the cops and he was taken back to prison.
Nico: Why, that little shit!
Melanie Artorgius: Our words exactly, Nico. Ugh, we absolutely couldn't even stand Jack Delenney because of what he tried to do to Lincoln and Joan, he really was The Devil Incarnate.
Eli: I hate to ask this, but was he part of a group that wanted you and the Knights of The Michigan Table dead?
Lincoln: You mean, Michigan's Knights of Destruction? Yeah, that's them alright. They're a demonic group of evil knights formed by the evil brothers of The Knights of the Michigan Table. But, we don't have to worry about them, we defeated them five years ago and banished them from Michigan, and Dana Orichalcum had killed them and sent them except for Jack Delenney who was still locked up in Westfinster Prison to The Black Gates. When we killed Jack Delenney, we basically brought an end to Michigan's Knights of Destruction.
Me: Wow.
Nico: Yikes, an encounter with The Dark Angel of The Orichalcos, for those who have committed some truly atrocious sins, that's like ultimately getting a death sentence. (Shudders)
Lincoln: Yep. That's exactly it.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Simulator Dark Magician Girl, Universe 666 Carmilla, Pirotess, and Universe 666 Nui Harime are heading to Laverra Beach.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Simulator Dark Magician Girl, Universe 666 Carmilla, Pirotess, and Universe 666 Nui Harime are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Simulator Dark Magician Girl, Universe 666 Carmilla, Pirotess, and Universe 666 Nui Harime had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Simulator Dark Magician Girl: Wow, so this is Laverra Beach, it sure is awesome.
Lincoln: It sure is, Simulator Dark Magician Girl, and it's perfect for our date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Simulator Dark Magician Girl, Universe 666 Carmilla, Pirotess, and Universe 666 Nui Harime dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the back they had an awesome volleyball game, and Simulator Dark Magician Girl, Universe 666 Carmilla, Pirotess, and Universe 666 Nui Harime got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, but then, they saw hulking muscle-bound thugs hired by Flip coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he'd sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Simulator Dark Magician Girl, Universe 666 Carmilla, Pirotess, and Universe 666 Nui Harime and they hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Simulator Dark Magician Girl, Universe 666 Carmilla, Pirotess, and Universe 666 Nui Harime placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and we saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Looks like someone really had a good time at Laverra Beach, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!
Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Simulator Dark Magician Girl, Universe 666 Carmilla, Pirotess, and Universe 666 Nui Harime with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Simulator Dark Magician Girl, Universe 666 Carmilla, Pirotess, and Universe 666 Nui Harime are in your harem.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Manuela da Silva, Amy, Hoimei, Shaomei, and Eliza, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and he should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
Inuyasha: Leave that to me. (YELLS AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS AT THE JERKS) SHUT YOUR HALF-WIT PIE HOLE, YOU MORONIC MUTANT CHEAPSKATE!
Suddenly, the Beads of Subjugation on Flip's neck glowed and the amplified gravity forced Flip to faceplant on the ground, and we laughed hysterically.
Nico: Those Beads of Subjugation really are awesome!
Lincoln: And that'll be to remand that stupid mutant if he so much as gets anymore dumb ideas once again. Remind me to add more punishments to him.
Me: We'll do just that.
At Phoenix Land we were having fun with the newest and funnest attraction. The Dazzlings, Rarity and May were Dunk Girls for Dunking Tanks.
Me: This is gonna be awesome.
Camie: Boy it sure is.
May: I look smoking hot like this.
Me: You sure do May!
May was in a smoking hot red bikini and the Dazzlings were in their swimsuits.
Xenia: Oh yeah!
Me: This will be so fun. (SPINS MAGISWORD BRACELET)
CUCKOO NUT MAGISWORD!
I fired a Coconut with Bird Wings and a beak and then..
BONK!
DING!
It hit the target and dropped Adagio into the tank!
KRASPLASH!
Adagio came out wet with her hair a mess.
Adagio Dazzle: (COUGHING) Why you little!
Me: Oh light up Adagio. At least it works.
Nico: Yeah.
Then the Mascots came with more mascots.
Lincoln: New mascots?
Poromon: Yep. Meet Alolan Vulpix, Oddish, Magnemite, Riolu, Bellsprout, Pichu, Swinub, Squirtle, Tyrogue, Growlithe, Murkrow, Mantyke, Abra, Spearow, Ponyta, Voltorb, Mew, Lapras, Skitty, and Cyndaquil.
Qin: Cool!
Me: Awesome to meet you all.
Alolan Vulpix: Same here.
Oddish: It's so awesome to be with you guys.
Voltorb: Yep.
Nico: Awesome having you all with us.
Lola: Yeah.
Rainbow Dash: Lemme give this a shot.
Me: Go for it R.D.
She got a baseball.
Rainbow Dash: Okay May you asked for this!
May: [faking fear] "Rainbow Dash's gonna dunk me? Oh no! Rainbow Dash's gonna bump us!" [She laughs.] "What's he gonna do, Ball me to death?" [She laughs again.] "Oh look, I'm scared all round! Round as a ball!" [She takes the shape of a ball for good measure.]
Ed: (LAUGHS) Ball Jokes are funny!
Then she threw the ball and then…
BAM!
DING!
It hit the target and then dropped May!
KRASPLASH!
SHE GOT DUNKED!
May came out all wet!
Me: Nice one R.D.!
May: (GROWLS)
Nico: Come on May it's just fun.
Qin: At least the tank isn't full of piranhas or electric eels.
May: You're right.
Me: That would not be a fun sight.
Dreadwind: Let me try!
Nico: Go for it Dreadwind.
Dreadwind got 4 baseballs and loaded them into his blaster and locked them on target and they hit the bullseyes.
DING DING DING DING!
Then the Dazzlings and May dropped into the tanks!
KRASPLASH!
We laughed!
They were all wet!
Aria Blaze: HEY!
Sonata Dusk: (LAUGHS) Do it again!
Maria: Alright!
Vambre: (British Accent) Lovely bunch of Cuckoo Nuts anyone?
She gave everyone Cuckoo Nut Magiswords and we fired them at the bullseyes.
BONK! DING!
They were really getting dunked over and over and over.
Nico: Thanks, Vambre!
Vambre: Anytime Nico.
Sonata Dusk was having fun and so was May!
Me: (LAUGHS) That was awesome!
Nico: (LAUGHS) Yeah!
Eli: You think that's cool look what Rarity is gonna do.
We saw something and then gasped!
WE SAW RARITY IN A GINORMOUS HIGH DROP DUNK TANK AND IT WAS OVER 100 FEET UP AND IT WAS FULL OF CHOCOLATE SYRUP!
Me: WHOA MAN!
Nico: UH OH!
May: WOW! Look how high that is!
Qin: (Slurps) And it's full of chocolate syrup!
Rainbow Dash: Rarity is going to try dunking herself in a tank full of chocolate syrup!? That is AWESOME!
Nico: Oh boy.
Poromon: I wanna lick the chocolate!
Lincoln: Lets see if I can hit the target.
Me: Go for it Lincoln.
Lincoln took a ball and threw it and then it hit the target!
BAM!
DING!
Rarity: UH OH! (SCREAMS)
She then dropped 100 feet and then…
KRASPLORF!
She splashed into the giant tank of chocolate syrup with a huge splash and it was huge!
She got out totally drenched in chocolate syrup!
Rarity: That was A MOST FUN ADVENTURE!
Me: WOW!
Rarity: Who wants to lick me!?
Lincoln: I do!
Spike the Dragon: I do too!
Lincoln licked her face!
So did Spike.
Pinkie Pie: Looks like Spikey Wikey loves Rarity covered in chocolate!
Me: Wow! Nice shot Lincoln!
Lynn: Yeah way to go bro!
Lincoln: Thanks guys.
Poromon: Move! My turn to lick!
Rarity: Now now darlings plenty of chocolate to lick.
Me: But that was really fun. Just imagine if Lori did that with a huge tank full of Nacho Cheese sauce. (GETS AN IDEA) Hey! I got an idea
Nico: What is it?
Me: Be right back.
I ran and brought GIANT TANKS FULL OF SAUCES! Ketchup, Mustard, Mayonnaise, Nacho Cheese Sauce, Barbecue Sauce, Vanilla Pudding, Chocolate Pudding and so much more.
Nico: Condiment Sauce and Pudding Dunkapalooza!
Qin: Yeah!
?: Boy that is a lot of fun stuff!
We saw a Dudunsparce!
Me: Cool a Dudunsparce.
Nico: Neat.
Dudunsparce: (In a girls voice) Boy this will be fun!
Nico: Nikki Everest!? Wow!
She reverted back and was a girl with yellow hair, blue eyes and blue and yellow clothes.
Nikki Everest: May I try a shot?
Me: Sure.
She threw a ball at a target.
BAM!
DING!
May then fell into the water.
KRASPLASH!
May got out all wet.
Me: Nice one!
Wreck Gar: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Nikki Everest: When me and Nico found a bunch of evil sherpas in Nepal and we tore them apart.
Nico: Oh yeah.
Me: Cool.
Nico and Nikki hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Nikki Everest: Same here.
Now it was time for our next mission.
Gravity Man: Who's gonna lead this time?
Lori: How about me, Wes, Joe, Astro Boy, Marty, Sougo, and Taro?
Me: Awesome ideas.
Qin: Good idea Lori.
Lori: Thanks.
The Previous group came.
Pyros: Can me, Comic Book Guy, Bane, Ice Demon, Marluxia, Black Knight Ghost, Xigbar, Lythos, Hydrax, and Kerbero Gangan go with you guys?
Nico: Yes you all can come with us.
Qin: Awesome.
Lola: Yeah.
Cross Crow: (Russian Accent) Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Kingambit, Great Tusk and Scream Tail next.
Qin: Cool!
Lola: Yep.
Then, Madame Web had appeared.
Me: Madame Web, we're ready for the third mission to retrieve the third piece of The Tablet of Order and Chaos.
Madame Web: Excellent. The second piece of The Tablet is located in 2099 Earth, and it's in the hands of 2099 Hobgoblin.
Nico: Then, this means...
Lincoln: He's getting The Black Gates no question about it, he's committed a lot of horrible crimes in his Earth, and they are unworthy of any sort of forgiveness.
May: He deserves only death for his crimes.
Nico: My thoughts exactly.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Nicholas Zaborg, the evil older brother of Nika Zaborg and one of the eleven most dangerous thugs in Royal Woods, and he's coming to get revenge on Nika and Lincoln for ruining the scheme they formed with Flip six years ago to destroy the world economy with a grand extortion scheme and sending him to prison. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and Nika, you're not going to like it: the figure we sensed is none other than your evil older brother, Nicholas Zaborg, one of of the eleven most dangerous thugs from Royal Woods, and he's coming to get revenge on us for ruining the scheme they formed with Flip six years ago to destroy the world economy with a grand extortion scheme and sending him to prison.
We gasped.
Nika Zaborg: So, now my older brother, Nicholas, has come after us. I always knew that stupid moron would be the first to come after us, he's such a asshole!
Nico: Yeesh, and Lincoln wasn't kidding when he said you two had bad blood.
Lincoln: And like with the others, their level of hatred is on the same level of hatred Vypra had with Praxina.
Anna Anyanova: Yep, what an asshole. But, we also can't underestimate him: you did say yesterday, he Gene-Slammed himself into Zaborg the Thunder Monarch, right, Nika.
Nika Zaborg: Yes, I did, Anna. But, I refuse to let Nicholas live a single second further, this time, I'm ending that asshole once and for all.
Nico: Oh man, I have no doubt this is going to get ugly later on. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading to Noir Earth to retrieve the third piece of The Tablet and defeat 2099 Hobgoblin.
Lincoln: You're not getting out this one alive, 2099 Hobgoblin, your Angels of Death are coming for your worthless hide, and once we get done defeating 2099 Hobgoblin and retrieving the third piece of The Tablet, you're next, Nicholas Zaborg.
Nika Zaborg: You've gone way too far this time, Nicholas. I thought we were done with you and the rest of your buddies after we stopped you and Flip six years ago from trying to destroy the world's economy with a grand extortion scheme and sending you to prison. But, like the dumbass moron you truly are, you and your buddies decided to bust out of prison a year later, and even worse, you Gene-Slammed yourself into Zaborg the Thunder Monarch. This won't stand, I'll make sure that you're turned into an ice statue after we get done defeating 2099 Hobgoblin.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and we head to 2099 Earth to retrieve the third piece of The Tablet of Order and Chaos and defeat 2099 Hobgoblin, and once we get done with him, Lincoln and Nika Zaborg are going to kill and destroy her evil older brother, Nicholas Zaborg, the third of the eleven most dangerous thugs from Royal Woods.
We were off.
NEW YORK CITY - 2099
We arrived in New York City in the year 2099.
Me: Wow! New York City, 2099.
Xenia: So awesome and advanced.
Spider-Man 2099 swings through the skies of his futuristic city in the year 2099 while testing out the new power he was given by Madame Web.
Spiderman 2099: This new 'spider-sense' is a trip… (to us) How are you guys liking 2099 so far?
Comic Book Guy: Actually, pretty good. I always wanted to visit this part of the Marvel Era.
Me: It's really awesome and cool.
Qin: Yeah.
Spiderman 2099: Boy it sure is awesome.
Miguel jumps off his webline before firing another one from his spinnerets. His head starts buzzing but isn't completely sure what it means yet,
Spiderman 2099: Hmmm?
Lori: What's wrong?
Spiderman 2099: I'm not sure. Either I'm not used to my spider-sense yet, or I'm sensing one of the fragments…closing in on me?
We looked around as best as they could of incoming fragment, when suddenly, a winged creature slammed his claws on Spider-Man. He crashed against a tall building before painfully sliding down onto a platform below.
Nico: (we come to his side) Hey, no one does that to a version of Spiderman!
Me: YEAH!
Spidey 2099: Ugh…I was right. Well, at least we found it!
Nico gazed at the mysterious attacker before us. A creature slammed down in front of us. A cybernetic winged creature donning purple and orange armor with red eyes and a mask resembling that of a smiling demon.
Nico: W-What in the world is THAT?
Miguel tried to secretly ease his way back to the edge, but the creature stopped him with a smile
?: Ah ah ah, Spider! Don't fade on me yet!
Before any of us could move, the creature grabbed Miguel by the neck as he struggles to break free and not choke.
Spiderman 2099: What are you supposed to be? A demonic kumquat?
?: You can call me…THE HOBGOBLIN! Every Spider-Man needs one.
We saw that it was RODERICK KINGSTON A.K.A. THE HOBGOBLIN!
Lori: The Hobgoblin?! There's a Hobgoblin in 2099?!
Me: Roderick Kingston A.K.A. The Hobgoblin.
2099 Hobgoblin: The famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm. I'm impressed you all know about me.
Me: You're just as fucked up as your Prime Universe counterparts are.
Lincoln (growls): I'm getting sick of all these Goblins to last an eternity! Not including a few exceptions, of course.
The future Hobgoblin briefly turns his attention to us with a creepy smile on his face still.
Hobgoblin 2099: Interesting. It's Team Loud Phoenix Storm, but something tells me you two don't belong here. Shouldn't you be long dead?
Lori: Shouldn't you?! There's NO WAY the original Hobgoblin survived all these decades into the future!
Spiderman 2099: And news flash, 'Hobbie' – you're not our first Goblin.
Hobgoblin 2099: Ah! But this Goblin has ONE thing the others never had…
Hobgoblin quickly reveals the Tablet fragment in his possession that immediately gets a surprised reaction from the trio.
Us: The fragment!?
Me: UH OH!
Hobgoblin 2099: Yeees! And with its power, I'm going to tear this world APART!
Me: We'll see about that!
Hobgoblin cackled wickedly as he drops Spider-Man to his doom.
Hobgoblin 2099: (to us) Catch me if you can!
He gave us the middle finger before flying near where he dropped Miguel.
Me: GLADLY!
Lori: We're literally flying after him and Miguel, right?
Nico: We don't have a choice!
Me: Lets go!
We flew after him.
Nico: Taste this too! (ACTIVATES HOBGOBLIN'S RIDEWATCH) EAT PUMPKIN BOMBS!
Nico threw them and they hit 2099 Hobgoblin and exploded!
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
2099 Hobgoblin: HEY! THOSE ARE MINE!
Drag Strip: Lemme give you the boost you need!
Drag Strip grabbed Miguel and threw him at 2099 Hobgoblin. The webhead quickly shot a webline as it attaches to Hobgoblin, then pulls himself onto his back.
2099 Hobgoblin: Hey! Get your own ride!
But the spider is completely clinged onto his back as he starts relentlessly punching his head, causing the goblin to spin and crash into various structures that only serve giving him pain while Spiderman continues to pummel him.
BAM BAM BAM!
I teleported and punched 2099 Hobgoblin hard in his face and kicked him in his stomach!
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!
Nico teleported and punched him.
Miguel dropkicks on a surprised Hobgoblin's back. Miguel makes completely sure the villainous cyborg takes the full blunt of the crash on a platform down below. We landed after that.
Ice Demon: That's gotta hurt!
Me: YEAH!
2099 Hobgoblin: Nice try! (stands up unharmed) But my nanofiber wings broke the fall.
Me: That's very impressive.
2099 Spiderman: Nanofiber? How'd you get your claws on that?
2099 Hobgoblin: Oh, wouldn't you love to know?"
2099 Spiderman: Yeah. That's…why I…asked.
2099 Hobgoblin threw pumpkin bombs that we avoided.
I fired waves of energy and blasted the bombs and they exploded!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
Fiery explosions blasted off all over!
Paradox: (in our heads) Those bombs are powerful. Too powerful to survive!
Me: Yeah we see thay.
Lori: We know, Professor. Only Hobgoblin is cabable of surviving them. But let's see what happens if we make him drop them!
Nico: Yeah!
Lori fired a wind blast that made 2099 Hobgoblin drop a bomb.
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
It hurt him big time in a powerful explosion!
2099 Spiderman: Nice job, Lori. But if we REALLY want to damage him, we should throw them back at him!
Lori: Good idea.
2099 Hobgoblin: Don't mind me! I'm just doing a little REDECORATING!
He threw more bombs at us but Miguel used a web to throw one back at him.
I fired energy blasts and Nico fired more Pumpkin Bombs and we blasted him all over with them.
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
Fiery Explosions were REALLY Blasting him all over!
2099 Hobgoblin got up.
2099 Hobgoblin: Scared to face me eh?!
Me: YOU'RE the one that should be scared of us! But does a ROBOT Like you experience fear!?
2099 Hobgoblin: So you know I'm a machine!
Me: A Really well built one!
Lori fired waves of wind and blew him all over.
2099 Hobgoblin: C'mere, blondie! I have a move that'll BLOW you away!
Hobgoblin flaps his wings forward and unleashes a big gust of wind at Lori. But she countered with her own wind.
Lori: (To us) NOW do you see why it's literally my turn to shine today?
Lincoln: GO LORI!
Lori fired a powerful tornado blast and blew him all over.
Nico and me threw more Pumpkin and Energy blasts and the blasts hit him all over and exploded!
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He was blasted all over!
2099 Spiderman: Ready to hand over that fragment or do we still have to beat it outta ya?"
Me: Yeah! Or do you want some more?
Before we could do anything against him, Hobgoblin instantly flapped his wings wildly. We shielded our eyes from the wind and struggled to stay in place as Hobgoblin flew above taking out his pumpkin bombs,
Me: Nice wind blasts.
2099 Hobgoblin: I'd love to stay and play, but I've got places to destroy…people to kill!
He cackles while throwing the bombs at us, forcing us to jump away and give enough time for Hobgoblin to fly away through the city.
2099 Spiderman: Oh good. I was worried this was gonna be too easy.
Me: It never is too easy.
Lori: Ugh. See, this is why we could never be supervillains. We don't laugh at our own jokes.
2099 Spiderman: What about Luan?
Luan: I always laugh at my own jokes! They sure aren't SPIDEY! (LAUGHS) Get it?
Me: (LAUGHS) That was a good one!
2099 Spiderman: Oh that was funny!
Nico: Lets go!
Wes: Before we go after Hobgoblin, how about me, Sougo, and Taro get our game faces on?
2099 Spiderman: Fine by me.
Wes: Time for Time Force!
Sougo: Henshin!
Taro: Avatar Change!
They transformed!
Wes: TIME FORCE RED!
Taro: Born from a Peach! DON MOMOTARO! ドンモモタロウ
Sougo: 50 YEARS OF RIDERS! KAMEN RIDER ZI-O!
Nico: OH YEAH!
We Flew After him!
Hobgoblin is making quite a mess throughout the city throwing his pumpkin bombs without a care in the world. Destroying property damage on the streets and causing more air traffic than usual. The madman flies towards a Stark-Fujikawa building and spots a squadron of Public Eye patrolling the area and have immediately started firing at him the moment they heard about the ruckus he's been causing all night.
Public Eye Officer: Smashing the city? Why are you doing this?
2099 Hobgoblin: Because it's FUN!
Hobgoblin cackles madly, throwing a bomb that blows away the officer. While fighting the Public Eye on his own, Hobbie spots the heroes still pursuing him, which gives him a great idea to have a little more fun.
We fired energy blasts and blasted Hobgoblin all over!
2099 Hobgoblin: (out loud) Thanks, PARTNERS! I warmed them up for you! Now FINISH them off! (flies off)
Weirdwolf: Wait! We're not with him!
But it was already too late as the Public Eye fell for the ruse and have their guns aimed on them.
I fired waves of energy and blasted them.
Public Eye Officer 1: They're working together!
Public Eye Officer 2: But aren't they Team Loud Phoenix Storm?
Public Eye Officer 3: Whoever they are she's aiding dangerous criminals! And if they ARE Team Loud Phoenix Storm, we'll kill two birds with one stone! That'll bring Alchemax closer to the top!
Lori: Unbelievable! What is wrong with you people?! We're not criminals! We're not even from this era!
2099 Spiderman: No use trying to reason with them! I told you these guys are stupidly corrupt!
Miguel threw a bench at one of them.
2099 Spiderman: Sorry. But you've been benched!
Carol: Chew on these!
Carol fired finger blasts and they blasted Hobgoblin and the officers and blasted them into dust!
Qin: Sorry officers but you are too corrupt and your law enforcement licenses are revoked!
Me: There's new sheriffs in town now! Us!
Black Knight Ghost: Where did Hobgoblin go?
2099 Spiderman: I can still sense the fragment he has. He's still around, but with the Public Eye after us, we need some cover. Let's head inside this building!
Poromon: After I do this!
Poromon flew to one of the high antennas in the monorail and landed on it.
Nico: Poromon, what are you doing?
Poromon: Enjoying the view on this antennae. It's really high up!
Nico: Poromon get down from there we got to get moving!
Poromon: Okay okay.
He flew down.
We went into the building.
We run inside the building, fighting through another wave of PE officers as the entire building goes red from the "CODE RED PUBLIC ALERT" sign moving along the holo-screens. As 2099 Spider-Man kicks another officer down as we enter a sizable room with large glass windows surrounding us, the windows shatter from a blast coming from a Public Eye jet bike.
Public Eye Officer 1: Halt, Spider-Man, HALT!
Public Eye Officer 2: Don't move, bug! You and your buddies are all under arrest!
Me: You're the one that is under arrest!
Lori: I am NOT going to get arrested in the FUTURE!
I fired waves of energy and teleported the officers to our prisons.
Joe Shimamura: Let me handle the ones on the jet bikes.
Nico: Go for it!
Joe charged at the ones on the jet bikes and blasted them down with energy blasts.
Qin: YEAH!
Qin fired fireballs and blasted the bikes and we teleported the Public Eye officers to prison.
We landed on another building. And just at the moment we did, a PE officer runs out the door with a rocket launcher that's ready to fire.
2099 Spidey: …Oh, shock me.
Public Eye Officer: Take this, freaker.
Me: Shut up assfucker!
The Officer fires a homing missile at us. Thinking quickly, Pounce got it to follow him and stood in front of the officer. And then, he jumped out of the way.
I fired waves of energy and blasted the officers all over.
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The officers were blasted off their Jet Bikes and beamed over to our prisons.
The Officer that fired the missile ended up hit by it.
Hydrax: I swear, SPD is never corrupt like these guys are.
Jack Landors: That is for sure!
I fired waves of energy and blasted the jet bikes.
KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
They were blasted all over.
We flew to another building.
Public Eye Officer 1: It's some of the fugitives!
Public Eye Officer 2: Drop 'em!
More Public Eye start showing up to attack us, but Miguel won't give them the chance. He uses his Accelerated Vision to make it seem like time is slowing down for him, when instead he's moving near lightspeed and demolishing the officers in seconds flat.
Astro Boy: What was that?!
2099 Spiderman: Accelerated vision makes everything seem slower. This'll come in handy!
Me: COOL!
I did the same and bashed and blasted the officers all over the place!
Nico: Take that!
2099 Hobgoblin showed up again.
2099 Hobgoblin: That's it, partner! GET 'EM!
Lori: (sarcastically) I'm literally glad you find this funny!
2099 Hobgoblin: Of course I do!
He tossed more pumpkin bombs that forced us to evade right away.
I fired energy blasts and they hit 2099 Hobgoblin and exploded!
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He was blasted all over!
2099 Spiderman: We didn't start this, but we're gonna finish it! (webs bomb right back at 2099 Hobgblin.
Again, the Public Eye intervenes attacking all of us.
Public Eye Officer: Don't move!
Maria: Excuse us, officers! Can't you understand he's NOT WITH US?!
2099 Hobgoblin: Get 'em, buddies!
I fired waves of energy and blasted the officers and then blasted Hobgoblin all over.
2099 Spiderman: This guy makes Flipside look sane!
Sugarcoat: Flipside?
2099 Spiderman (sighs): Can I tell that story for when we're not fighting this guy?
Me: Sure.
I fired energy blasts and they hit Hobgoblin and exploded all over!
2099 Hobgoblin cackled evilly after throwing another Pumpkin Bomb.
I fired more energy blasts and blasted him all over.
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2099 Hobgoblin was mad.
Taro: Oh, you want to have a laugh off? (laughs proudly)
2099 Hobgoblin: (scowls) You think you can out laugh me?!
Taro and 2099 Hobgoblin then got into a contest on how can out laugh the other.
Nico: So... when did this suddenly become a laugh off?
Me: Don't know don't care.
I fired waves of energy and blasted 2099 Hobgoblin all over and he was really feeling those blasts!
2099 Hobgoblin: (gets out another pumpkin bomb) INCOMING!
He throws it at Lori. She jumped away in time as the bomb destroys the glass of an elevator shaft instead. Hobgoblin cackles before flying inside and up the shaft.
Miguel fires a webline into the elevator shaft to start climbing on with us following.
2099 Spiderman: I'm the last one who should call anyone a freak. But that guy is a freak.
Kerbero Gangan: Took the words right out of our mouths!
Me: This guy is MORE than just a freak. He's a FREAK in Capital Letters. Hence why we're going to kill him.
We went to follow him.
Another explosion almost caused the elevator to drop on them, but Miguel was able to stop it with his webbing. Miguel starts climbing up the shaft with us following.
Public Eye Officer 1: All units! Fugitives last spotted on Platform 2! Could be headed this way!
2099 Hobgoblin: (somewhere in the building) Could it be?
Public Eye Officer 2: Look out! It's him!
Public Eye Officer 3: Is…is that him?!
Public Eye Officer 4: (sees us) Right over there!
The Public Eye start firing at us as they make our escape running inside the building.
I fired waves of energy and blasted the officers and blew them apart!
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Sougo: Is this what you deal with every day?
2099 Spiderman: Pretty much! At least I'm getting a workout!
Me: You sure are!
We got to the top of a building on the top floor.
We pant a little regaining our breath from being constantly hounded by the Public Eye and pursuing the Hobgoblin.
2099 Hobgoblin: Getting tired?" Speaking of him, Hobby gets their attention by casually leaning next to a door with his arms crossed, almost as if he's been waiting for them.
Birdbrain: What is up with this guy?
Iron Boy: I don't know. His technology. I've never seen anything like it. It's too cutting edge, even for me.
2099 Spiderman: You're not like the other Goblin I fought. Who are you? Where did you come from?
2099 Hobgoblin: Not yet, Spider. Why spoil the MYSTERY?
Hobgoblin starts running away from us before jumping down from the building.
Me: Looks like it's time for another freefall session.
2099 Spiderman: (to Lori) Ladies first.
Lori: Such a gentleman.
She jumped and we followed.
We went after 2099 Hobgoblin.
2099 Hobgoblin: Away, away, and up! (flies away from us)
Lythos: It's up, up, and away! You don't get to butcher Superman's line!
Nico: Yeah!
We bashed and blasted him all over the place.
Nico: Take that!
We fired more Pumpkin Bombs and blasted him all over.
2099 Spiderman: Same deal as last time?
Marty: Same deal as last time. But first, let me give you a little boost!
He threw him and 2099 Spiderman bashed and pulverized him.
Qin: YEAH!
I fired waves of bombs and blasted him all over.
2099 Hobgoblin: What are you doing, vermin?
2099 Spiderman: (web strikes on his back) Forcing you to pull over!
2099 Spiderman then began to pummel him like before.
Then he was bashed down into the floor!
Me: Take that!
We landed!
Unfortunately, Hobgoblin recovered easily from the fall.
2099 Hobgoblin: You're not going to get rid of me that way! Wings, remember?
2099 Spiderman: Nanofiber mesh – you didn't do this to yourself. Someone MADE you!
Darkwing: What have we been saying this whole time?
2099 Hobgoblin: So perceptive!
Me: He's a robot! Someone did a really good job putting him together!
2099 Hobgobllin: That's right.
We then noticed several Public Eye dropships are coming to interrupt our little chat with Hobgoblin
Me: Spider-Man, look! More Public Eye!
2099 Spiderman: Great! Must've attracted some attention with our skydiving routine!
2099 Hobgoblin: Aw! And just when you were getting warm! We'll have to continue this discussion later…
Taro: Avatar Change!
Rider Time! Kamen Rider Zi-O! Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! Grand Zi-O~!
Sougo became Grand Zi O.
Taro turned into ZENKAISER!
Officer: Permission to use lethal force granted!
Me: All right then. Time to bring out the Big Guns!
I unsheathed my sword and I then went SUPER ANGEL EBONWU UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ELEMENTAL WOLF MOON PHOENIX!
Me: (DIVINE ECHOING GODLY VOICE) Time for some firepower! (ECHOING) RAGE OF INFERNO! 超弾動閃煌斬
I swung my sword and fired a massive swirling vortex of fire and light and it obliterated ALL OF THE OFFICERS IN AN INSTANT!
Xenia: OH YEAH!
2099 Spiderman: WOW! That was really powerful!
Me: That was just for starters.
But more came.
Nico got an idea and grabbed a few bombs that 2099 Hobgoblin threw at us. Nico threw them at the Public Eye Officers.
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The explosions blasted them into bloody messes.
2099 Spiderman: How about we finish this in under 4 minutes?
Me: I only need 15 seconds! (ECHOING) STAR STORM SCREAM! 嵐星斬
From the heavens I fired a massive and incredibly powerful shower of purple lightning and blasted the rest of the Officers into oblivion!
Nico: YEAH!
Xenia: WHOA!
Lori: That was literally epic!
Nico: Yep.
Lori turned around to see 2099 Hobgoblin charge at her. They ended up grappling with one another. Lori beat the crap out of 2099 Hobgoblin. When he tried to slash her, she avoided and beat the crap out of him some more. This repeated 2 more time before Lori pushed him back.
2099 Hobgoblin: (scowls) You ruin all my fun! (flies away)
Lori: (shrugs) Someone's gotta do it!
Me: Suck on this poison! (ECHOING) SNAKE FANG STRIKE! 蛇牙剣・六節大蛇
I formed my sword into a deadly whip and slashed him in the chest and it dissolved his chest plate and we saw that he was a robot!
Nico: I DON'T BELIEVE IT! HE'S A ROBOT!
2099 Hobgoblin: YOU'RE CORRECT SIR!
2099 Hobgoblin flew into the building
Xigbar: Okay, after we collect all the fragments, we have to replace the Public Eye with a better police force!
Me: You read my mind Xigbar.
Nico: Come on guys. We got to get after him.
We went after 2099 Hobgoblin.
We went into the building and saw lots of futuristic weapons.
Inque: Look at all these weapons. It's even better then the ones of my time!
Nico: Miguel, is it okay if we claim some of these?
2099 Spiderman: Help yourselves guys.
We went and got laser weapons, bombs and blasters and more.
Me: Awesome.
Lori: Boy these are literally amazing.
Xenia: They sure are.
Laney: Yeah.
We were really loaded with them and we resumed after 2099 Hobgoblin.
Once prepared for what might be our final battle against Hobgoblin, we rush out the room to meet with the cybernetic villain waiting for them in a large corridor.
2099 Hobgoblin: Why don't we meet up top? I heard the view is to DIE for. (flies up an elevator shaft)
2099 Spiderman: Don't wait on our account. If we're not there in five minutes, start killing yourself without us.
Marluxia: I doubt he's the suicidal type.
Me: No he isn't. He's showing us to an arena for the final showdown.
Nico: In that case, Entrance time!
Barricade: We might as well do the entrance as soon as the elevator stops
Nico: Uhh all of us aren't going to fit in there.
Me: He's right.
We went over and flew at the building. Then 2099 Hobgoblin laughed and then the spirits of the future came and they swirled around him and then converged and then a flying saucer appeared and then out came numerous aliens and then they popped open and we came out.
Me: Now that was a Science Fiction Style Entrance.
We saw that 2099 Hobgoblin used the fragment. Not only did it heal his damage. But it also turned him into a Heartless. Weirdly enough, despite the Heartless symbol on his chest, he remained the same.
WE GASPED!
Bane: (Spanish Accent) So, you have used the fragment. But how is it that you remain the same.
2099 Hobgoblin: (laughs evilly) There's a few things you need to learn about the powers of darkness. Those who master it and become a Heartless willingly retain their original forms!
2099 Spiderman: Either way. there's Nowhere to run, Hobbie.
Lori: Don't literally take this the wrong way, but the more we literally get to know you, the less we literally like you.
2099 Hobgoblin: Oh, but there's so much more to learn about me! Take my PSI-powers, for instance…
2099 Hobgoblin surrounds himself in an orange energy as the central device begins to activate. In an instant, the sky turns a dark red as everything around them looks disoriented as if they've been brought to hell itself.
Iron Boy: Psi-powers?! What's going on?!
2099 Hobgoblin: Not bad, eh? Let's see what happens when I add the fragment's power to the mix.
Hobgoblin lands behind the central device as he powers up his Psi-powers with the Tablet fragment's mystical energy. Suddenly, multiple realistic illusions of Hobgoblin appear besides him, greatly shocking the heroes.
WE GASPED AGAIN!
2099 Spiderman: Wh-wh-what's happening…?
Me: He can clone himself!
Then to add more shock to our faces, we witness a gigantic shadowy clone of Hobgoblin rising from outside the arena, much to Hobgoblin's increasing pleasure,
2099 Hobgoblin: OHHH…I like this!
Lori: This…this literally can't be real…
2099 Hobgoblin: WELCOME TO MY REALITY, HEROES… Hope you survive the experience!
Taro: Oh, we WILL survive this! GolDon Momotaro!
Ah, Seiya! Seiya! Seiya, Seiya, Seiya, Seiya, Seiya! Kanzen Muketsu no Oni Taiji! GolDon Momotaro! Yo! Tenka Musou!
Taro got his GolDon Momotaro armor!
King Time! Kamen Rider Zi-O! Oh~ma~!
Sougo got his Kamen Rider Zi-O OhmaForm
Wes: Red Battle Warrior!
He donned his Red Battle Warrior Armor!
Nico: This is gonna be good!
Me: I think I'll start us off! (ECHOING) QUAKE WITH FEAR! 紅雷閃
I fired a wave of red lightning and it split off and formed into numerous chains and bashed the clones all over and blasted down the Real 2099 Hobgoblin!
Paradox: (in our heads) Get rid of these flying creatures as soon as you can, and hurry! Hobgoblin is using the fragment to replenish his strength!
Sheila: I'll get rid of them with a spiral orb web!
Sheila did so and wrapped them up and bashed the clones down.
Me: Take this You jerk! (ECHOING) THUNDERBOLT CUT! 雷光斬
I formed a powerful blade of lightning and fired a massive shower of lightning and slashed off HIS WINGS!
2099 Hobgoblin screamed in pain!
Yost Spiderman: You sound like the Gobby from my world.
2099 Hobgoblin: (chuckles) I do, don't I? I guess it's only fair that I finish what that one started!
Me: Like hell you will!
I teleported and fired waves of energy blasts and blasted him all over and fiery explosions blasted him all over!
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He was really having a bad day!
Wes and Joe Shimamura dodged the Pumpkin Bombs and I fired energy blasts and threw them back and they hit him and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Nico: NUOVA STAR!
The 4 Star Ball on his bracelet glowed and he formed a powerful ball of intense fire and it hit 2099 Hobgoblin and exploded into a massive torrent of fire!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
Laney: OH YEAH!
Then he came out of the flames like Terminator and then we saw that he was REALLY A ROBOT!
Nico: WHOA!
Then Dr. Light, El Oso, Bronze Kneecap, Tar Pit, Black Spider, Cavalier, Overdrive, DC Enchantress, Ebon, and Turtle came.
Nico: Dr. Light, El Oso, Bronze Kneecap, Tar Pit, Black Spider, Cavalier, Overdrive, DC Enchantress, Ebon, and Turtle.
Dr. Light: I find it hard believe that someone could make a robot like you.
2099 Hobgoblin: This is the future, remember? You can build almost anything here!
El Oso: (Spanish Accent) He's got you there amigo.
2099 Spiderman: Leave him to me while the usual battles are going on.
Bronze Kneecap: Good luck!
Me: Go get him!
Tar Pit: (to Nico) We heard you fought the Harvester.
Nico: We sure did.
Black Spider: Lincoln definitely shouldn't have seen that movie!
Me: Well he WANTED to see it but ended up getting the shit scared out of him. You wouldn't believe what he went through with that.
Black Spider: I see what you mean.
Spiketron then came out.
Me: Spiketron. Back for another round I see.
Spiketron: I sure am.
Qin: Cool cool.
Spiketron: (to Lincoln) Did you really EAT the Harvestor?!
Lincoln: I sure did.
Me: Made us all HURL our guts out!
Qin: Yeah!
Camie: OH IT WAS SO GROSS!
Laney: YEAH!
We got the battles underway.
Kairi, Future Mai, Mimi Tachikawa, Yolei, Catherine, Mina, Breakfast Princess, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Magnet Man and Gravity Man VS Dr. Light, Evil Bright Man, Creeper, Undead Spell Punk, Morgana, and Tactimon - Nico's rescue at the Park and us battling The Harvester and Whitney and Saffron Masala Transforming
Dr. Kairi was next.
Dr. Light: (to Kairi) Nico's rescue was battling the Harvester at the Park. Whitney and Saffron Masala Transformed against him.
Kairi: They sure did and Lincoln literally mauled him and ate his organs.
Dr. Light and group turned green around the gills and were about ready to throw up.
Future Mai: Boy that was disgusting.
Breakfast Princess: Yeah that was awful but fitting for Lincoln.
Princess Celestia: It sure was and it was justice for him.
King Solar: You got that right.
Solar Eclipsa: Yeah that was crazy.
Amber Morning: Boy after all the trouble the Harvester did to Lincoln he got justice.
Spotlight: Yeah no kidding.
Dr. Light: Oh that is gross! Lets do it before we toss our cookies!
Kairi and Dr. Light called out their Cresselia. Kairi and Aqua merged and they formed into KAIAQUA! Dr. Light and Skulker merged and they formed into SKULLIGHT! Kairi and group fired waves of light and smashed them down.
Sunset Shimmer, Kairi Yano, Fireball, Alejandra Jones (Lady Ghost Rider), Flamebird, Firestar, Sakura Kasugano, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Threatpack and Cross Crow VS El Oso, Don Ocatvio, Universe 666 Blackheart, Ragnaros, Dr. Abel Cuvier, and Lava Volcano Man - Another Ham, Grilled Cheese, Black Forest Ham, turkey, Peanut Butter & Jelly, Salami, Chicken, Bologna, BLT, Tuna, Meatball, Chicken Parmasan, Chicken Bacon Ranch, Rib, Philly Cheesesteak, Droog and Pterodactyl Ghost who were the Embodiments of T-Rex, Key, Lightning and Utopia
El Oso was next.
El Oso: (to Sunset) Nico, Maximum Ride's team, Pterodactyl Ghost's team, and the others did good battling Another Ham, Grilled Cheese, Black Forest Ham, turkey, Peanut Butter & Jelly, Salami, Chicken, Bologna, BLT, Tuna, Meatball, Chicken Parmasan, Chicken Bacon Ranch, Rib, Philly Cheesesteak, Droog and Pterodactyl Ghost. They were the Embodiments of T-Rex, Key, Lightning and Utopia.
Sunset Shimmer: Boy they sure did and it was fun. And we were amazed at who they were.
Kairi Yano: Yeah no kidding. And they are really awesome too.
Sakura Kasugano: That is for sure.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah that was amazing.
Sunburn: No kidding there.
El Oso: You got that right. Lets do it!
Sunset and El Oso called out their Flareon and Ursaring. Sunset merged with Flamebird and they formed into SUNFLAME BIRD! El Oso and Ragnaros merged and they formed into EL RAGNOSO! Sunset and group fired waves of fire and smashed them down.
Stella, Terrorsaur, Elyon Brown, Hal, Matilda, Sheila Eingana, Hsien Ko, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Breakdown and Drag Strip VS Bronze Kneecap, Fracture, Terminator 1984, Owl Orphnoch, La-Doldo-Gu, and Evil Astro Man - Lincoln's rescue in Kalamazoo Michigan
Bronze Kneecap was next.
Bronze Kneecap (to Stella) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Kalamazoo Michigan. How was it?
Stella: It was really awesome and we were there to Kalrow of The Seven Deities.
Terrorsaur: Boy that was so awesome.
Hsien Ko: It sure was cool.
Rainbow Dash: It sure was awesome.
Scootaloo: You got that right on there.
Whirlwind: I agree there.
Bronze Kneecap: Yeah that was awesome. Lets do it!
Stella and Bronze Kneecap called out their Klinklang.
Terrorsaur: I'm always up for this. TERRORSAUR, TERRORIZE!
He transformed!
Stella and Elyon merged and they formed into STELYON! Bronze Knight and 1984 Terminator merged and they formed into BRONZE TERMINATOR! They fired waves of wind, rainbows, lightning and energy and smashed them down.
Onua, Smolder, Draco, Spotlight, Blackout, Bash, Clown Man, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Skullcruncher and Weirdwolf VS Tar Pit, Sir Toasty, Emerald Dragon, Mizugeiko, Elephanko, and Bashmaster the Unbreakable - Us meeting Cierra Oblivion
Tar Pit was next.
Tar Pit: (to Onua) I heard you guys met Cierra Oblivion. What's she like?
Onua: She is the Keyblade Knight of Castle Oblivion and she is an incredibly strong and powerful Keyblader. She also hates all of Organization XIII for what they did in forcing Namine to mess with Sora's memories.
Smolder: Boy that was.
Clown Man: That was a scary time for Sora back then.
Applejack: Boy it sure was.
Apple Bloom: But it was really amazing because we heard that Ventus was found there.
Flashwing: He sure was.
Tar Pit: Wow! Yeah I heard about that. Lets do it!
Onua and Tar Pit called out their Muk. Onua merged with Smolder and they formed into ONUSMOLD! Tar Pit and Sir Toasty merged and they formed into SIR TARTOAST! Onua and group fired waves of earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal, apples and fire and smashed them down.
Jenny Wakeman, Pyris, Ippei Akagi, Ember, Diamond Sam, Jelli, Mega Man, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Pounce and Wingspan VS Black Spider, Ghost of Elias Kingston, Mantis Deadman, Flame Queen, Pachinko Head, and Gold Monster - Phoenix Land Fun and the Dazzlings and May were Dunk Tank Girls
Black Spider was next.
Black Spider: (to Jenny) You guys had Phoenix Land Fun earlier. The Dazzlings and May were Dunk Tank Girls.
Jenny: That was so awesome seeing that.
Pyris: Boy it sure was!
Mega Man: Rarity even did a dunk into a tank from 100 feet filled with chocolate syrup.
Pinkie Pie; BEST GAMES EVER!
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) They were fun at Phoenix Land.
Featherweight: J.D. made it more fun by having tanks full of sauces there too.
Sprocket: That was awesome.
Black Spider: Boy J.D. sure knows how to make all things fun. Lets do it!
Jenny and Black Spider called out their Klinklang and Ariados. Jenny and Pyris merged and formed into JENPYRIS 9! Black Spider and the Ghost of Elias Kingston merged and they formed into BLACK SPIDERKINGSTON! Jenny and group fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and fire and smashed them down.
Luke Loud, Wendy Darling, Jane (Peter Pan 2), Peter Pan, Tinkerbell, Maureen Connor A.K.A. Permafrost, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Sprite of Spring (Fantasia 2000), Sugarcoat and Lemon Zest VS Cavalier, Yost Korvac, Universe 666 Boogeyman (Billy & Mandy), Universe 666 King Sombra, Universe 666 Maleficent 1959, and Universe 666 Captain Hook - the Dazzlings and May got soaked! BIG TIME!
Cavalier was next.
Cavalier: (to Luke) The Dazzlings and May got soaked! BIG TIME!
Luke: Boy they sure did dudes! That was so fun to see.
Wendy Darling: It sure was!
Maureen Connor: Yeah it was so much fun.
Rarity: It sure was darlingsl I still have chocolate syrup in my ears though.
Sweetie Belle: Lincoln missed a spot.
Gill Grunt: Yeah he sure did.
Cavalier: That must've been fun. Shall we start?
Luke pulled out a white glove and went over and slapped Cavalier across the face with it.
Cavalier: I accept your challenge!
They called out their Aegislash.
Luke and Wendy Darling Merged and they formed into WENLUKE! Cavalier and Yost Korvac merged and they formed into CAVAKORVAC! They clashed with swords and Luke and group fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.
Andros, Mai Takatsukasa, Goro Sakurai, H.O.O.D., Camille Casterwill, Nathalia Gorgorio, Eager Young Space Cadet, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Birdbrain and Bristleback VS Overdrive (Marvel), Yost Living Laser, Chykka, Machine Gun Gamma, Hellhound, and Gammaizer Magnetic - The next Fragment is in 2099 and Hobgoblin has it
Overdrive was next.
Overdrive: (to Andros) Hobgoblin has the next fragment in 2099. And what vehicles can I use around here?
Andros: Plenty of futuristic hover cars and all that. But yeah this was amazing seeing Hobgoblin here.
Mai Takatsukasa: Boy this one is crazy as the Prime Universe one.
Eager Young Space Ghost: He r-r-r-really was crazy.
Fluttershy: It sure was.
Tornado Bolt: He sure was.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Yeah no kidding.
Stealth Elf: Yeah I agree there.
Overdrive: I do too. Lets do it!
Andros and Overdrive called out their Steelix. Andros and HOOD Merged and they formed into ANDROS THE HOODED WARRIOR! Overdrive and Machine Gun Gamma merged and they formed into THE OVERDRIVE GUN KNIGHT! Andros and team fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and energy and smashed them down.
Ilana, Ets, Juleka, Chloe, Ayla, Jessica, Skeleton Princess, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Darkwing and Dreadwind VS Enchantress (DC), Lillith Aensland, Sloppy Joe, D.A.V.E., Teeny, and Scab Fairy - Hobgoblin has Clone Powers from it and he was blowing up stuff left and right with pumpkin bombs!
Enchantress (DC) was next.
Enchantress: (to Ilana) Hobgoblin has Clone Powers from the fragment. And he was blowing up stuff left and right with pumpkin bombs!
Ilana: No kidding there! Just like in the prime universe he is a screwed up monster!
Ets: Yeah no kidding! What a jerk!
Skeleton Princess: Yeah he sure is!
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah we're really going to tear him apart for this.
Starshine Sparkle: You got that right on that.
Spyro: Yeah no kidding!
Enchantress: I Agree there! Lets do it!
Ilana and Enchantress called out their Mismagius. Ilana and Ets merged and they formed into ILANETES! Enchantress and Lillith merged and they formed into Enchanted Lillith! Ilana and group fired waves of magic and energy and smashed them down.
Lily Loud, Nightshade, Sly Cooper, Bentley, Murray, Inspector Fox, Trifa Triplets, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Rubberband Man and Inque VS Ebon, Marvel Nightshade, Thieftron, Shellshock, Gabatt Kababacci, and Roger the Potted Ghost - Hobgoblin is going to be given the Black Gates for this!
Ebon was next.
Ebon: (to Lily) Hobgoblin is going to be given the Black Gates for this! But if Alchemax has a problem with Lori, Wes, Joe, Astro Boy, Marty, Sougo, and Taro destroying him, they can always make a new one.
Lily: Yeah no kidding! But one Hobgoblin is more than enough for us to deal with.
Nightshade: Indeed there my good lady.
Melanie Trifa: Yeah Hobgoblin is a monster.
Starlight Glimmer: He sure is.
Cozy Glow: I agree there too.
Hex: He needs to be destroyed big time.
Ebon: Yeah I agree there too. Lets do it!
Lily and Ebon called out Vaporeon and Umbreon. Lily merged with Starlight Glimmer and they formed into LILYLIGHT GLIMMER! Ebon and Dr. Starline merged and they formed into EBON STARLINE! Lily and group fired waves of water, skulls, bones, blood, lightning, magic and stars and smashed them down.
Hikaru Akatsuki, Esther Blanchett, Engagement Ring Princess, Lumpy Space Princess, Princess Princess Princess, Emerald Princess, Ivonna Cammezots, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, Barricade and Blackout VS Turtle (DC), Scirocco Mole, Taboo Dopant, Leafan, Bubbles, and Lee - Hobgoblin better be writing his will!
Turtle was next.
Turtle: (to Hikaru) Hobgoblin better be writing his will! Because by the time we're done with him, he's gonna be a Heartless pile of scrap metal!
Hikaru: You got that right! But we did not expect this one to be a robot.
Esther Blanchett: Yeah that is for sure.
Ivonna Cammezots: Total surprise for us but J.D.'s Data Vision saw it and that was cool.
Princess Luna: Yeah no kidding there.
Moondust: That is for sure.
Snowdrop: That was an amazingly well made robot.
Gari: Yeah that is for sure.
Blackout: I agree.
Turtle: Yeah that is for sure. Lets do it!
Hikaru called out Jolteon and Turtle called out Torterra. Hikaru merged with Thor and they formed into HIKATHOR! Turtle merged with Gearhead and they formed into TURTLEGEAR! Hikaru and group fired waves of lightning and darkness and smashed them down.
Beast Morphers, Megaforce Rangers, Fourze Riders, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Spiketron
Spiketron was next.
Spiketron: Boy the 2099 Hobgoblin is a dangerous one.
Nico: You got that right!
May: Yeah what a jerk! Just as dangerous as the Prime Universe version.
Spiketron: Boy he sure is. Lets do it!
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of 2099 Hobgoblin, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the symbol of the Tablet of Order and Chaos etched on the 7'5" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades and blessed by the powers of Heaven, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels.
Nico teleported back with them.
Beast Morpher Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! ACTIVATE BEAST POWER!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! BEAST MORPHERS!
Fourze Riders: HENSHIN!
They transformed and were ready!
Beast Morphers: UNLEASH THE BEAST!
Nico: Lets get him!
They summoned the Beast X Blasters.
Nico: FIRE!
They fired waves of energy and elements and blasted him all over and then he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Devon: VIRUS ELIMINATED!
Nico: Spiketron you have failed this world.
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped.
Troy: The fragment is healing Hobgoblin faster then we can damage him!
Tsukasa: That won't be a problem for long!
Me: Lets get him!
Kamen Ride: Fourze!
Kamen Ride: Meteor!
Tsukasa turned into Fourze and Daiki summoned Clones of the Fourze Team.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RIDER MODE! SPACE FORCE OF 40 YEARS!
They turned into the Fourze Riders too!
Maria: (TURNS DIAL) SONIC DOOM 6!
She summoned Zavok, Axel, Lance (Balan Wonderworld) , Universe 666 Sharptooth, Mandilok and Captain K. Rool!
Me: YEAH!
We went at him and bashed and pulverized and smashed him all over!
Astro Boy and Marty flew at 2099 Hobgoblin.
They bashed and blasted him!
Qin: Take this!
She fired waves of fire and blasted him!
Xenia and Lola fired energy arrows and fireballs and blasted him.
Cyrenox and Quadore blasted and smashed him all over.
Lincoln, Rainbow Dash, Wreck Gar and Dreadwind used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Lincoln and Rainbow Dash's powers, Wreck Gar's Armor Axe and Dreadwind's Weapons 100-fold.
Lincoln and Wreck Gar: LIGHTNING AXE FURY!
Rainbow Dash and Dreadwind: RAINBOW JET SURPRISE BLAST!
BUTTERFLIES AND NATURE AND COMIC BOOK GUY: BUTTERFLY COMIC BLAST!
LEAVES AND NATURE AND BANE: LEAF NATURE STRENGTH BLAST!
PLANTS AND WATER AND ICE DEMON: NATURE WATER ICE BLAST!
GHOSTS AND NATURE AND MARLUXIA: GHOSTS OF NATURE BLAST!
TRUE BELIEVERS OF EXCELSIOR AND BLACK KNIGHT GHOST: MARVEL EXCELSIOR BLAST!
SPRINGS OF SWORDS AND XIGBAR: SPRING SWORD STARBLAST!
SOVEREIGN OF THE SOUTHERN FIRE AND GALAXIES AND PYROS: SOVEREIGN OF FIRE BLAST!
SOVEREIGN OF THE NORTHERN FOREST AND TECHNO GENIUS POWER AND LYTHOS: SOVEREIGN OF FOREST BLAST!
MAGIC OF FLOWERS AND WORK AND HYDRAX: MAGIC OF FLOWERS BLAST!
MAGIC OF THE DEAD DARKNESS AND KERBERO GANGAN: MAGIC OF DARK DEAD BLAST!
Rainbow Dash, Storm Rainbow, Prism Bolt, Icy Storm, Overcast, Thunder Eagle-Hammer, Jessica Jumpstart, Air Turtle, Sharp Claws, Silverwing, Sky Blue, Lightning Dust, Scootaloo, Echo Five, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Tornado Bolt, Rumble, Magma Gloom, Spitfire, Vapor Trail, Sky Stinger, Angel Wings, Soarin, Night Glider, Wind Socks, Cloudkicker, Blossomforth, Thunderlane, Cloud Chaser, Daring Do, Derpy Hooves, Flash Magnus, Indigo Zap, Lightning Bolt, Lemon Zest, Lemon Tart, Sour Sweet, Split Face, Sunny Flare, Fire Light, Sugarcoat, Smartsweet, Frosty Orange, Velvet Sky, Smolder the Dragon, Air Skylanders and Françoise: LIGHTNING STRIKE OF LOYALTY!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Rainbow Dash, Spiderman, Scootaloo, Lori, Nico and Eli: EXPLOSIVE LOYALTY BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Lincoln: WEB ELEMENT STYLE: SPIRAL ORB!
Entrapta: WEB LIGHTNING STYLE: FUNNEL!
Perfuma: WEB NATURE STYLE: COBWEB!
Frosta: WEB ICE STYLE: MESH!
Colette: WEB LIGHT STYLE: TRIANGLE!
Ryuko: WEB DARK STYLE: SHEER!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said spiderwebs
Lincoln and his harem: SPIDER WEB FINAL SMASH: SPIDER WEB EXPLOSIVE!
They fired explosive spider webs at the 2099 Hobgoblin which explodes on contact
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Taro slashed at 2099 Hobgoblin, knocking him down while laughing.
2099 Hobgoblin: (gets up with a scowl) I'll teach you to outlaugh me!
Taro and 2099 Hobgoblin once again had a contest to see who could outlaugh the other. But this gave Sougo just enough time to jump on 2099 Hobgoblin.
Sougo: The laugh off was a good distraction!
He then bashed him down with a powerful kick!
KRASMASH!
Me: Lets finish this freak!
Lincoln: Time to end this fight!
2099 Hobgoblin pants with exhaustion as he slowly descends back onto the central device of the roof and glares intensely at us
2099 Hobgoblin: Why don't we go for a ride?
He flies over and would've grabbed Lori, if Miguel's Spider-Sense didn't have him push her away and get captured instead.
Lori: Spider-Man!
Hobgoblin flies him way high above the roof.
2099 Hobgoblin: I didn't want you!
2099 Spiderman: Not everyone gets what they want, Hobs!
They ended up grappling with one another. Miguel beat the crap out of 2099 Hobgoblin. When he tried to slash him, he avoided it and beat the crap out of him some more. This repeated 2 more times.
2099 Spiderman tackles 2099 Hobgoblin and they were seconds away from crashing onto the roof.
2099 Spiderman: You keep bragging about your fancy wings…let's see you land without 'em!
Miguel fiercely rips off his wings so he won't survive another major fall again as he.
Then Spiderman 2099 let go and Lori fired a WIND FORCE KAMEHAMEHA BLAST!
It hit him and he crashes the goblin onto the roof in complete pain. Hobgoblin moans greatly with his last breath before dying.
Paradox: You've done it, Team Loud Phoenix Storm! And not a moment too soon.
2099 Spiderman: You said it, Professor. Now let's take a better look at these…
Cavalier: Let us do that.
Miguel looks at one of the wings he ripped off while giving the other one to Double D for him to study as well, to the best of his ability since this is 2099 technology he's studying.
Overdrive: Well?
Double D: My knowledge of 2099 technology is still INCREDIBLY limited, but from what I could tell, it looks to be nanofiber fused with…"
2099 Spiderman: Bio-organic circuitry?!"
DC Enchantress: How is that possible?
2099 Spiderman: Only one corporation has technology advanced enough for this…
Ebon: And that would be?
The fragment emerges from his unconscious body into the Miguel's hand
2099 Spiderman: Alchemax!
Turtle: We'll have to do something about them as we're collecting the fragments.
Me: We could declare them as a terrorist organization and have someone tell everyone the truth about them like with Robocop and how we exposed Omnicorps.
Nico: Good idea.
Qin: Yeah.
Then his spirit came!
Lori: You are literally through Hobgoblin!
She put the kanji for Judgement on him and then he was found guilty by those he hurt and was banished to the black gates. He was gone forever!
Nico: Go to Hell, you bastard. Awesome job, gang, we destroyed 2099 Hobgoblin and got the third piece of The Tablet.
Lincoln: Now, there's one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: Nika's older brother, Nicholas Zaborg.
?: (ENRAGED SCREAM) NIKA, LINCOLN, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU ALL FOR RUINING OUR PLAN TO DESTROY THE WORLD'S ECONOMY AND SENDING ME TO FUCKING PRISON!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier infused with absorption energy that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of bolts of lightning that came out of nowhere and they hit the barrier, but the lightning bolt volley was absorbed into us and we became even stronger than ever. Then, we saw Zaborg the Thunder Monarch appear.
Nika Zaborg: (GROWLS) I always knew there was no mistaking that foul mouth from anywhere, get out of that Zaborg skinsuit, and show yourself, Nicholas!
Zaborg the Thunder Monarch vanished in a vortex of infernal lightning, and in its place stood a 6'11" tall male with purple hair and yellow eyes similar as Nika's, massive muscular build, and dressed in a red prison jumpsuit: it was Nicholas Zaborg, the evil older brother of Nika Zaborg and the fourth of the eleven most dangerous thugs in Royal Woods.
Nico: So, that's Nicholas Zaborg.
Nika Zaborg: The fourth of the eleven most dangerous thugs in Royal Woods, I would've never thought I'd have to see your ugly face again, Logan, I made sure we were done with you after we foiled the grand extortion scheme you, your buddies, and your boss, Flip, made to destroy the world's economy six years ago and sent you to prison for good.
Nicholas Zaborg: Laugh all you want, bitch, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU AND LINCOLN FOR RUINING MY LIFE! NO ONE CROSSES THE ELEMENTAL MONARCHS OF EVIL AND LIVES!
Nika Zaborg: As always, you're all bark and no fucking bite, Nicholas. Now, you're just acting like a rabid dog who needs to be put down.
Suddenly, Nika Zaborg's yellow eyes turned neon yellow and she was surrounded by a purple energy aura with stars, lightning bolts, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Zaborg the Thunder Monarch's Supercell Electric Thunderstorm Greatsword of Thunder Monarch Justice from her back, and as she approached Nicholas Zaborg, she left purple energy, stars, lightning bolts, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Nika Zaborg: Even after we sent you and your buddies to prison six years ago, you still make me sick to no end, Nicholas, and it's not just that. You've always hated me ever since the day I was born and when I was growing up, you always tried to find ways to make my life Hell and even worse, you tried to find ways to kill me. Mom and Dad were right to have kicked you out of the house after you turned eighteen, they also couldn't stand your bullshit any longer, and what you, your buddies, and Flip tried to do six years ago with that scheme of yours, you broke Mom and Dad's hearts, and you sent them spiraling into depression because of it, and I was also forced to see them take their own lives in that downward spiral of depression. We were right to have disowned you, Nicholas, and now, I'm going to do Mom and Dad a favor and send you straight to Hell where you rightfully belong!
Suddenly, Nika Zaborg was surrounded by a massive vortex of purple energy with stars and bolts of lightning surrounding it, there are phoenixes, angels, and Zaborg the Thunder Monarch flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at Nicholas Zaborg: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Nika Zaborg emerged, but she was changed forever.
Nika Zaborg grew from 6'11" to 7'9" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has blue highlights in the bangs of her long flowing neon purple hair with lightning bolt streak, she has neon yellow eyes and a purple energy aura with stars, lightning bolts, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has Zaborg the Thunder Monarch with the Thunder Kanji in its hands emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with yellow iris, she has on phoenix earrings with purple gems for eyes and holding the Thunder, Star, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Zaborg the Thunder Monarch with purple gems for eyes and holding the Thunder, Star, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her purple phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony for the second pendant along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and purple gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Nika Zaborg has on a purple sleeveless blouse with gold lightning bolts, sleeveless purple top, purple skirt with gold lightning bolts, purple stockings, purple legwarmers, purple shoes, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, lightning bolts, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Zaborg the Thunder Monarch surrounded by lightning bolts. Suddenly, Nika Zaborg felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive blue angel wings with purple tips on the large blue feathers grew much bigger for her new body, and she now has eleven massive and long purple wolf tails with blue tips and yellow markings, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.
Suddenly, Nika Zaborg's massive Mobius the Frost Monarch's Supercell Electric Thunderstorm Greatsword of Thunder Monarch Justice and all the greatswords and swords she had began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of blue energy, stars, lightning bolts, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Nika Zaborg's Supercell Electric Thunder Monarch Zaborg the Thunder Monarch Thunderstorm Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Supercell Phoenix Thunder Monarch Zaborg Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded yellow gems and Zaborg the Thunder Monarch etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged purple blade, large purple dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large purple gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four purple phoenix heads with yellow gems for eyes and large purple phoenix head with yellow gems for eyes and a large blue gem in its mouth on the bottom of the purple phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the large gold Bracer, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Zaborg the Thunder Monarch's head with yellow gems for eyes and a large purple gem inside its open mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a purple kanji below Zaborg the Thunder Monarch that said, "Nika Zaborg, Gene-Slammer of Zaborg the Thunder Monarch, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Bullies, Smasher of Flip, Archenemy of Harrington Rosewood, Destroyer of Nicholas Zaborg, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Lightning, Phoenixes, and Angels"
ニカ・ザボーグ、サンダー・モナーク・ザボーグのジーン・スラマー、ラウドの愛する守護天使でリンカーンの将来の妻、いじめっ子の軽蔑者、フリップのスマッシャー、ハリントン・ローズウッドの大敵、ニコラス・ザボーグの破壊者、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使兼灯台、友情と元素の力のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者、そして悪、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなしのスレイヤー、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして稲妻、フェニックス、天使の達人
Suddenly, Nika Zaborg's immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!
Nika Zaborg has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ZABORG THE THUNDER MONARCH-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DEATHLY SUPERCELL THUNDERSTORM ZABORG THE THUNDER MONARCH PHOENIX MONARCH ANGEL OF DIVINE DEATHLY SUPERCELL THUNDERSTORM ZABORG THE THUNDER MONARCH PHOENIX MONARCH ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE DEATHLY SUPERCELL THUNDERSTORM ZABORG THE THUNDER MONARCH PHOENIX MONARCH ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Nika Zaborg's Super Angel-Zaborg the Thunder Monarch-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Nicholas Zaborg saw it, he went fucking mad with rage and transformed into Zaborg the Thunder Monarch and fired blasts of lightning at her, but she absorbed them and it made her stronger, and she fired a massive barrage of purple energy, stars, lightning bolts, phoenixes, and angels at Nicholas Zaborg, and they exploded as they hit him, he got back up, but now, he was absolutely pissed and driven mad by wrath and bloodthirst.
Me: HOLY CRAP!
Nico: OH DAMN! NOW, THAT'S SHOCKING!
Lincoln: Awesome, Nika Zaborg has transformed into her Super Angel-Zaborg the Thunder Monarch-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and she really pissed off Nicholas big time, and now, it's high-time we got rid of you for good, Nicholas.
Nika Zaborg: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Deathly Supercell Thunderstorm Phoenix Zaborg the Thunder Monarch Phoenix Angel and Divine Deathly Supercell Thunderstorm Phoenix Zaborg the Thunder Monarch Phoenix Angel) Exactly what I was about to say, Linky. Let's get him!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Nika Zaborg.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You really made a huge mistake coming after us, Nicholas, but I take comfort knowing when I get married to Nika in the future, I won't have a heartless twisted bastard like you for a brother-in-law, and like all my future wives' evil relatives, only one thing awaits you: death!
Nika Zaborg and Lincoln went after Nicholas Zaborg who continued throwing lightning bolts at them, but they absorbed them and it made them stronger, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, purple energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spiders, whales, monkeys, hummingbirds, lizards, giants, condors, cats, llamas, dogs, snakes, spirals, wings, snakes, trees, crocodiles, herons, fish, dark dragons, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Ghouls, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Yetis, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Nicholas Zaborg and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his gold claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Nika Zaborg also attack him with some powerful punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they smashed him all over with their immense and extremely powerful superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really really driving Nicholas Zaborg even madder than ever!
Nicholas Zaborg: I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, STINKOLN!
Nicholas Zaborg threw more lightning blasts and bolts at Lincoln, but he absorbed them and it made him even more stronger as his lightning aura became more ferocious. Then, Lincoln drove his massive greatsword into Nicholas Zaborg's stomach and he began sucking out and absorbing the lightning powers he'd gotten when he Gene-Slammed himself into Zaborg the Thunder Monarch along with his massive muscle mass and strength, and that had caused Nicholas Zaborg to revert back to normal, but now, he was thin as a rake and he was really weak.
Then, Lincoln and Nika Zaborg fired powerful blasts of lightning at Nicholas Zaborg, which destroyed the fucker and sent his ass to The Black Gates. We cheered wildly for what Nika Zaborg and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down, and Nika Zaborg's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long purple wolf tails, and massive blue angel wings are permanent.
Nika Zaborg: Burn in The Black Gates forever, Nicholas. Thank you for helping me get rid of my evil older brother forever, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Nika.
Suddenly, Nika Zaborg wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Nika Zaborg's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and Zaborg the Thunder Monarch flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and lightning crashing behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Nika Zaborg absorbed the elemental forces and bolts of lightning and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Lincoln: We did it, we got rid of Nicholas Zaborg, but we still got seven more of those thugs to deal with.
Gina Granmorg: Which means tomorrow, it's George Granmorg's turn to die.
Lincoln: George isn't getting out of this, and I hope we bury him under thousands of tons of lava, Gina.
Me: That I'd like to see. So, Lincoln, who's the next Keyblade Knight we're meeting tomorrow?
Lincoln: I've got a really good one: Wilma Acres, Knight of the 100 Acre Wood.
Michelle Emperyous: Yes, I knew you'd choose her for tomorrow, Lincoln, and you guys are going to love meeting her. Wilma Acres is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan, she's a Keyblader and she harbors a very very nasty hatred for the 2023 movie Winnie The Pooh: Blood and Honey and wants to make sure that disgraceful movie gets taken down forever, and yes, her angel wings LITERALLY drip honey. She is also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi and all their friends as well as Merlin and Pooh and all his friends of the 100 Acre Wood and is a very awesome sister to Aqua and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.
Nico: Whoa. And it's too bad she didn't come to the trial we had when it came to that disgraceful movie to Pooh and his friends.
Lincoln: I know, but she must've heard about the trial, and her wish was fulfilled thanks to powerful testimony from Pooh, Sora, and Mickey.
Mickey: Her wish indeed came true alright.
Sora: It sure did.
Cheryl Vesparina: And she sounds like an awesome honey producer.
Lincoln: She is, we collect the honey that drips from her angel wings and we put it in jars to sell it to the public and to bakeries and restaurants.
Me: They raked in a lot of money from their honey selling.
Nico: Whoa. You certainly are quite the businessman, Lincoln, first, your comics sell like hotcakes in comic book stores, now we hear you and some of your Guardian Angels sell food and ingredients to the public and to bakeries and restaurants? I hate to find out how much you have in your account.
Lori: I literally saw it, and my jaw literally dropped. Lincoln put the money he makes from his comics and selling food and ingredients in his account, and he had kept it a secret from Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, and he made his account hack-proof which pissed Lisa off.
Luna: We warned Lisa about that many times, and Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan tried to take our bro's hard-earned money and squander it, but Lori called the police and had those four taken to jail, and they were so pissed off at Lori, they kicked her out of their Anti-Lincoln Alliance and swore that if they get the chance, they'll kill her for betraying them!
Nico gasped.
Nico: Why, those shameless, heartless, stupid...!
Me: Whoa, easy dude, easy. I was mad myself at those four, and when Lincoln heard it, he told Mr. Lynn and Ms. Rita, and had them put in a Scared Straight Program that lasted for five weeks, and when they came back, they were literally scared straight.
Nico: Jeez. Well, they brought it on themselves because of it.
Laney: Yeah.
Me: But that's another fragment down.
Nico: Yep.
Qin: You got that right.
Nico: This was fun. Great job today everyone.
Spiderman: (To the viewers) Another fragment done. Now the fun is about to start.
Qin: Yep.
We went back home and went to sleep after we enjoyed the rest of the day.
TO BE CONTINUED…
Part 4 complete.
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For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Harpymon, Snow Ghost, Lightning Empress, Mzingo's Parliament, Wolfgang (Dino Fury) and Wizards (Spyro) As well as Orion,Rosty, Olga Astronomonov, Emeth, Daphne Blake and Thunder (Teen Titans) and we're going to Restaurant Lane which is a street in the city that is lined with restaurants of all kinds. And they are awesome and delicious. But while we're there, we're going to find out that thousands of people there are all sick from food poisoning and the streets will be INUNDATED in vomit and blood and we're going to find out that disgraced so-called chef Guy Grazer has escaped from prison and is OUT FOR REVENGE! HE IS OUT TO DESTROY ALL RESTAURANTS IN AMERICA FOR REVENGE AND HE VOWED THAT IF HE COULDN'T HAVE A RESTAURANT THEN HE WILL PERSONALLY MAKE SURE THAT NO PART OF AMERICA EVER WILL! BECKY AND CRYSTAL LULLABY ARE GOING TO TRANSFORM AGAINST HIM AND MAKE THAT HOT-TEMPERED JERK PAY FOR HIS CRIMES IN FULL! Also we're going to battle Another Liar, Invisible, Spider, Taboo, Bat, Puppeteer, Jewel Dopant, Snow Ghost and Harpymon. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Great Tusk. Her name is Brianna Crow. She is Nico's friend from Construction Class.
For tomorrow, the next match-up is Gina Granmorg, Gene-Slammer of Granmorg the Rock Monarch and Lincoln VS. George Granmorg
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, we're heading to Grand Rapids, Michigan, and we're taking down and destroying the next of The Seven Deities, Augus of The Seven Deities. And we're going to meet the next Keyblade Knight, her name is Wilma Acres, Knight of the 100 Acre Wood, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan, she's a Keyblader and she harbors a very very nasty hatred for the 2023 movie Winnie The Pooh: Blood and Honey and wants to make sure that disgraceful movie gets taken down forever, and yes, her angel wings LITERALLY drip honey. She is also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi and all their friends as well as Merlin and Pooh and all his friends of the 100 Acre Wood and is a very awesome sister to Aqua and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.
Part 5 is where we are going to face Ultimate Electro and this one will be ELECTRIFYING!
See you next time.
