THE CANNIBALISM OF NOIR VULTURE
Walking through the town of Gravity Falls, Oregon was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Sage and Fujiko as well as Thundermon, Strikning, Carapax, Penny the Chicken, Tublat and Overload. And we were there for another awesome and fun rescue.
Me: Been a while since we were here in Gravity Falls.
Xenia: Boy no kidding! It has been a while.
May: We had all sorts of fun adventures here.
Lola: We sure did.
Camie: I heard all about those adventures. They were cool.
Carly Atlas: Boy they sure were.
Nico: Yeah those were really fun.
Lola: Yeah they were.
Nico: Sage, I want to thank you, Thundermon, and your teams for coming.
Sage: It's my pleasure Nico.
Fujiko: This is gonna be so fun.
Me: It sure will be.
Nico: Fujiko, how did you like Sheila's ambassador missions?
Fujiko: Oh they were so much fun and awesome.
Xenia: They were really awesome and we took down some of the most dangerous crime lords.
Fujiko: And we stole all their loot and it was fun.
Me: That sure was awesome. Kairi Yano and the LupinRangers all had a great time with those missions too.
Laney: They sure did.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: That was so epic.
Nico: And you reunited with Lupin.
Fujiko: I sure did.
Qin: That was so fun.
Me: Yep.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Boy yesterday's mission was the SANDIEST that we ever went on.
Lola: No kidding! I still have sand stuck in my ears.
Lola patted her head and then sand poured out of her eyes and made a sandcastle from all of the sand.
Nico: I didn't enjoy fighting him at all.
Qin: Me neither. But we had to in order to get that fragment away from him.
Laney: It sure was crazy. But it had to be done.
Lola: Yeah.
Lana: That was still fun though.
Camie: It sure was.
Nico: He wasn't able to fully control the fragment's power.
Me: No he wasn't. But that was crazy awesome.
Laney: It sure was.
Qin: It's hard to imagine the fragment can do that to him.
Laney: Yeah it stretched his mind really thin.
Xenia: Almost to the brink of total insanity.
Nico: Yeah.
Maria: At least he didn't turn into a Heartless.
Nico: Thank goodness for that.
Qin: Yeah no kidding.
Laney: I know.
Camie: Yeah.
We got to walking around Gravity Falls.
Me: Boy I can't remember the last time we were here in Gravity Falls.
Xenia: Feels like forever.
Nico: This place is full of crazy shit.
Camie: Like what?
Me: Supernatural, legendary, mythological, demonic and all kinds of mystical phenomena here.
Nico: Yep.
Qin: This is an awesome town too.
Laney: But even this town had its problems.
Xenia: Yep. The worst of them being Bill Cipher.
Camie: Who was Bill Cipher?
Me: He was an Illuminati demon.
Camie: Illuminati?
Me: You know that pyramid with an eye that you usually see on the back of the $1.00 bill? That sort of thing.
I went over his history.
When I was done it was shocking!
Camie: Whoa man!
Xenia: Yeah that was crazy! Discord warned us about him and we were shocked. But we faced him and banished him to the Warp.
Camie: How did you find out about him the first time?
Me: We found out about him when we found out that the Royal Defenders recruited him.
Nico: Yeah and looking back I can't believe they did that.
Qin: Yeah.
Maria: Who are we facing this time?
Me: Lets ask Lincoln.
Lincoln: Everyone, we've got a huge emergency, I got word from Dipper, Mabel, and their friends that Pacifica's so-called parents have broken out of prison and they're out for revenge on us.
We gasped.
Nico: Those fucking traitors to America and the world!
Me: I can't believe they've escaped!
Qin: Pacifica's evil so-called parents!? Oh man! How the hell did they escape from prison!?
Maria: YEAH! We made sure we locked them up and threw away the key!
Suddenly, the four golden rings orbiting around the large golden halo behind Lincoln's head glowed and fired four beams of light which then formed into a viewing window: we saw the footage of how Pacifica's so-called parents escaped from prison, it was Damian Erebus who infiltrated the prison and slaughtered the guards and then, he approached their cell, opened it, and opened a portal to Gravity Falls and they ran into it.
Me: So Darcy Erebus's brother did it!
Nico: YEAH! Wait look!
Another viewing window appeared and that also showed that earlier, he also went to the cell of the emotionless and cold-blooded former mad scientist of the defunct Incognito Labs turned convicted criminal, Dr. Carol Linnaeus, and busted her out, and he sent her to Sterling Heights, Michigan. The viewing window closed and the four golden halos stop glowing.
Anna Anyanova: So, that's how those two escaped and wound up in Gravity Falls: Damian Erebus did this! And earlier today, he also freed that emotionless and cold-blooded scientist, Dr. Linnaeus. Oh, when Darcy finds out about this, she's so going to be pissed off times infinity.
Lincoln: We'll worry about her later, right now, we should deal with Pacifica's so-called parents. If they refuse to stay in prison, then, the only thing waiting for them is death.
Lincoln fired a barrage of rainbow energy blasts which hits a massive army of hitmen hired Pacifica's so-called parents and killed all of them, and we also met up with Dipper, Mabel, and the others.
Nico: As if they couldn't stoop any lower, now they resort to hiring hitmen.
Lincoln: They should know we don't take kindly to hitmen coming after us. (Senses for Pacifica's so-called parents) AHA! Gotcha! Pacifica's so-called parents are 20 yards away and they are barreling towards us in, and they're out for blood.
Nicole: Soon, their own blood's going to be spilled.
Lincoln: That's for sure.
Me: Big time!
Xenia: Yeah!
Camie: Who are Pacifica's parents?
Me: Their names are Preston and Priscilla Northwest. That was an awesome adventure I'll never forget.
I went over what happened in chapter 803.
At the estate, things were very quiet. Sakura Avalon was making lunch and we were watching TV and playing card games.
Thundercracker: You sure the 5 of you will be ok at McDonald's, Nico?
Nico: We will Thundercracker. Qin and I have a lot of catching up to do after we haven't seen each other for 7 years.
May: So we have to get to know her.
Thundercracker: That's understandable. But have a good time boss.
Nico: Thanks Thundercracker. We will.
Me: Have a good time guys.
Nico: We will man.
They left.
At the McDonalds in the middle of town, Nico, Qin, May, Britney Crosby and Robby Schwartz were having awesome burgers.
Qin: Good burgers Nico.
Nico: Thanks Qin.
Qin: So what have you been doing over the course of the last 7 years?
Nico: You missed out on a lot Qin. As I'm sure you heard about my exploits in the Digital World.
Qin: I sure did and you told me what happened with Ken. That was horrible.
Nico: Yeah. But J.D. and everyone helped me get over my grief and my PTSD.
Qin: I'm so happy for you Nico.
May: And Nico is also the most amazing boyfriend ever!
Nico: Me and May have been dating for almost a year now. Ever since I moved here to Gotham Royal York.
May: Yep. We're now on our 3rd date.
Qin: That's wonderful Nico! I'm so happy for the both of you.
Nico: Thanks Qin. J.D. and everyone are true friends. They are like brothers and sisters to me and everyone.
Robby Schwartz: (to Qin) Ever since Nico and the others rescued me, Britney, and the other Very Special guests from Horrorland, he's been like a big brother to us.
Nico: That's great that you think of me with such high regard Robby.
Robby Schwartz: It's true man.
Britney Crosby: Yep.
Qin: So I heard you all are going after the Goosebumps Monsters.
Nico: Yep. I'm now the leader of my own branch of Team Loud Phoenix Storm. We're called the Goosebumps Monster Busters. Our goal is to destroy all the Goosebumps Monsters one by one.
Qin: That's amazing! I heard you were tormented by Slappy the Evil Living Dummy.
Nico: He was a nightmare brought to life for many people.
Britney Crosby: And I'm one of his victims.
Qin: That's awful Britney. I'm so sorry that happened to you.
Britney Crosby: It's all right Qin. But thank you. At least we'll never have to see Slappy ever again.
Nico: Yep. And he'll never torment us ever again.
Qin: Good. And Nico why did Thundercracker call you boss?
Nico: Oh you don't know about this. But 3 months ago we destroyed the biggest and most powerful Transformer of them all. The Transformer Devil himself - Unicron.
May: That was one of our most explosive and unforgettable battles.
Qin: Wow! I heard about all that!
Nico: Yep. It was one of the biggest battles we've all ever had. It was before we formed Goosebumps Monster Busters. Team Loud Phoenix Storm and the Autobots and Decepticons of Cybertron, Earth, Velocitron, Animatron and Gigantion all formed an incredibly powerful alliance and put aside their differences to work together to destroy Unicron and rid the entire universe of his ultimate evil. We all worked together and destroyed him. After that I was officially made the new leader of the Decepticons and I'm leading them on the right path to redemption.
Qin: Nico that's so amazing!
Nico: Thanks Qin. I was made the leader of the Decepticons after we killed Megatron on one of our missions.
May: It was one of the longest and toughest battles ever.
Robby Schwartz: I heard about that. That's amazing!
Britney Crosby: It sure is.
Nico: Yep and I got this awesome medal that shows my leadership of the Decepticons. I got it for my 16th birthday.
Nico showed them said medal.
Qin: That's an amazing medal.
Robby Schwartz: That's an awesome medal. It's the symbol of the Decepticons.
Nico: That's right. It shows that I'm their leader.
Qin: Who was the leader of the Decepticons before you?
Nico: It was Megatron. And you would hate this guy Qin. He was the worst ever.
Nico revealed the full extent of Megatron's Crimes.
Nico: And there you have it.
Qin: Nico that's horrifying!
Robby Schwartz: I can't believe that Megatron is that malevolent.
Britney Crosby: I'm glad he's dead and in the River of Fire. I heard that Lori Jimenez, Lily Loud and Optimus Prime beat him together.
Nico: That's right.
Qin: Wow! I'm so glad.
May: I am too Qin.
Qin: Good. May how did you get your awesome powers if I may ask?
May: Most of us got our powers from the gods and deities of myths from all over the world. I got my powers from the Cold Fire Snowflake of Tsovinar, the Goddess of the Sea in Armenian Myth.
Nico: Most of us were chosen by the gods themselves to be their champions to protect the universe and our loved ones from the threats of all evil. That's how we were able to overcome many obstacles on our journey. Friendship and love are two of the most powerful forces ever and they can overpower hatred and evil.
Qin: That's amazing Nico! I've missed out on so much.
Nico: I know.
Qin: What was the most action packed adventure you were on?
Nico: That is an easy one. The most action packed adventure we did was the Battle with Nerissa.
Qin: I've heard about that all over the news! That was an epic battle.
May: It was Qin. It was one of our most explosive and most epic battles ever. It was so powerful that it threatened to tear the entire planet apart.
Qin: Wow! But who was Nerissa?
Nico: She was the most evil person you would hate with a vengeance. She was a rogue Guardian of Candrakar.
Nico revealed the full extent of her crimes.
Qin: That's horrible!
May: Yeah. But J.D. destroyed her with a massive Kamehameha Wave blast that obliterated her into nothing. It was a powerful battle that carried enough power to destroy 100 Solar Systems.
Qin: That's incredible! I'm glad she got what she deserved. And J.D. is right about everything he says. With great power comes great responsibility.
Nico: That's J.D.'s trademark saying. It's been with him for a long time.
Qin: That's amazing. I'm so glad I'm with you all on Team Loud Phoenix Storm. I've missed out on so much.
Nico: I know.
Then they saw a bunch of people falling asleep unexpectedly.
Nico: That's weird. Everyone fell asleep.
May: I sense a Clow Card guys!
Nico: I feel it too.
Qin: I feel strange.
Nico: You're sensing a Clow Card.
May: And if my suspicions are right then we're facing the Sleep Card.
They looked at the ceiling and they saw a fairy. It was the Sleep Card. 眠 Sleep resembles a young, periwinkle, sprite with a six-point star on its forehead and one, overlarge, feathered ear on the left side of her head and short hair. Sleep sometimes carries a small wand, which usually produces the magical dust that induces sleep.
Qin: That little fairy is The Sleep Card?
Nico: Yep. If she sprinkles you with her dust, you fall asleep.
Qin: Thanks not a good thing. Induced sleep is not a good feeling. Let me handle this one.
Nico: Go for it Qin.
Qin went out of the booth and she flipped over and went at the Sleep Card. She then dodged it as the Sleep Card was flying at her and she grabbed it.
Qin: Gotcha! It's not my bedtime! RETURN TO YOUR POWER CONFINED!
Qin held out her hand and an energy card appeared and it sucked in the Sleep Card. It turned back into a Clow Card.
Qin: That was amazing!
Nico: Way to go Qin! You caught your first Clow Card.
Qin: I didn't know I could do that.
Nico: First for everything. J.D. told me what happened when Sakura caught this card. She was so sad that she ruined her dads work because of it.
Qin: Oh poor girl. What does her dad do?
Nico: He's an archaeology professor at Michigan University. He transferred here from Japan. But Sakura thought it was her fault.
May: Yeah. She felt so bad about it that she was crying hard.
Britney Crosby: Yeah.
Qin: Oh poor Sakura.
Nico: Yeah. That day still haunts her and she thought it was all her fault. She blamed herself for it.
Qin: Oh man.
Britney Crosby: We were really concerned for her.
Qin: I'm sorry that happened to her.
Nico: I know. But she's better now.
Qin: Good. I'm glad.
Back at the estate we were watching TV and playing card games. I was in deep thought.
Me: Hey Sheila I've been thinking about something.
Sheila: What is it J.D.?
Me: I was thinking about what the Shredder spliced you with and I think that the monster DNA he spliced you with is not monster DNA but Alien DNA.
Sheila: That is a strong possibility. Do you think you can find out what it is?
Me: Sure. But I'll need some blood. One drop should do it.
Donatello: I never did find out the species of your monster forms.
Me: Lets find out what they are.
I pulled up the computer and Sheila cut her finger.
Me: Put your sample here.
Sheila put a drop of her blood into an analyzer machine in the computer and it was analyzing it. It found out that Sheila was spliced with Uintahzian Rockspider DNA.
Me: Wow! Uintahzian Rockspider DNA.
Laney: Uintahzian Rockspiders?
Lana: Those creatures look really scary.
Me: It says here that they are an extremely savage and ruthless predatory species of spider from the planet Uintahzia, located 2.3 million Light-Years away from Earth in the Andromeda Galaxy. Their legs are so powerful that they can destroy solid bedrock like a thin piece of wood. And they eat anything by wrapping them up in webbing.
Nicole: I remember seeing those creatures. They are extremely voracious and extremely dangerous.
Shanan: Yeah they are terrifying as well.
Nanette: Lets find out what Thunderlegs is.
Me: Okay.
Nanette put a drop of her blood into the analyzer machine in the computer and it found out that Nanette was spliced with Xepthorgan Stormbeetle DNA.
Me: A Xepthorgan Stormbeetle?
Nanette: So that's what Thunderlegs Species is called.
Lola: Wow! I've never heard of a creature like that.
Me: Me neither Lola. Lets see.
I found out that they come from the gas giant planet Xepthorga.
The planet Xepthorga is a Super Gas Giant planet located in the Unknown Zone of the Universe. It is 400 billion kilometers or 248,548,476,894 miles in diameter. Making it one of the largest known planets in the universe. It's also home to some of the most powerful and most violent storms of any planet. Winds blow at 10,500,000 miles per hour and lightning strikes at 100 quadrillion strikes every 1/16 of a second and it is one of the most electrically charged planets in the universe.
Me: Wow! Planet Xepthorga is a violent storm planet!
Lori: That is literally a terrifying and strange planet!
Varie: That planet looks fierce just from looking at it.
Me: No kidding. It says here that Xepthorgan Stormbeetles eat the lightning from the clouds of the planet and it gives them more power and strength.
Nanette: That explains why I have a diet for lightning when a thunderstorm rolls in.
Lola: I didn't know it was possible for that to happen.
Me: And it says here that they use the strong currents of the wind to fly and they can fly in the planets extreme gravity.
Lisa: Wow! That's an amazing feature for an extraterrestrial insectoid organism.
Me: It sure is.
Stewie: These test results are fascinating!
Me: They sure are Stewie.
Brian: I never even knew all these creatures even existed.
Sydney: Me neither. So we've been spliced with Alien DNA.
Chione: That is like what happened to me.
Sheila: Hard to imagine.
Sydney: I wonder what Quarry's species is.
Me: Lets find out.
Sydney put a drop of her blood into the analyzer and the machine revealed that Sydney was spliced with the DNA of a Manitouan Cave Hopper.
Me: A Manitouan Cave Hopper?
Sydney: So that's Quarry's species?
Lincoln: I didn't know that Quarry's species was called that.
Me: Lets see what it says about the planet.
I looked it up and it said that Quarry comes from the planet Manitou VII.
Planet Manitou VII is a strange planet located in the Unknown Zone. A Mysterious Event caused 20% of the planets structure to be blasted to space dust. It is named after Manitou Springs in Colorado and the planet is home to the largest cave system ever. Loaded with rock formations, crystal rooms, stalactites, stalagmites and columns. It is also loaded with bats of many types that live in the ceiling.
Me: Whoa! The planet is like Earth but 20% of its structure has been blown apart.
Lily: What caused that?
Me: It says it's unknown.
Naruto: What does it say about Quarry's Species?
Me: Lets see. It says that Manitouan Cave Hoppers are an insectoid humanoid species that live in the caves of the planet and they are extremely predatory. They are very phobic of light and they hide in the darkness of the caves for protection from the planets 3 suns.
Sydney: That's incredible. But I wonder how the planet got 20% of its structure blown apart.
Me: Maybe Quarry might know.
Sydney: Let me see.
Sydney talked to Quarry in her subconscious.
Sydney: How did your home planet get 20% of its planetary structure get blown apart?
Quarry: A massive meteor crashed into the planet over 500 million of your years ago Sydney. The meteor would be the size of your planets moon.
Sydney: That's unbelievable! Thank you for telling me this.
Quarry: You're welcome Sydney.
Sydney told us.
Me: So a massive meteor crashed into Manitou VII?
Aylene C.: And it was as big as the moon? That's incredible!
Luna: That's awful dude!
Naruto: It's amazing that his world survived that.
Me: No kidding bro. But I wonder what George, Ken, Roy and Max were spliced with.
Lucy Loud: We'll have to find out when we invite them over.
Me: I know Lucy. But now we know what happened. The Shredder spliced you guys with Alien DNA from planets all over the universe.
Chione: The Shredder was really playing with fire.
Helen Wheels: He sure was. It's absolutely despicable that he was doing all that.
Alan (Ben 10): I know. I can't believe he was that evil.
Nico and the others came back.
Me: Hey guys.
Autobot Jazz: So, how was McDonald's?
Nico: It was great Jazz. We had a great lunch. Also Qin caught the Sleep Card.
Qin: Yep.
Me: Way to go Qin!
She handed it to me.
Qin: Thanks J.D. It was so cool capturing the Sleep Card.
Nico: She did a great job.
I signed the card.
Me: We also found out some very interesting information.
We revealed what we found out about Sydney, Nanette and Sheila.
Nico: So the Shredder Spliced them with Alien DNA from different planets? That's madness!
Me: We had to find out what species they were. We couldn't just refer to them as monsters forever.
Nico: That's true. But I've never heard of creatures like these.
Lola: None of us have Nico.
Qin: It's amazing that you all know so much about so many alien creatures from all over the universe.
Me: Thanks Qin.
Stacy: We've been to many planets and it is so awesome!
Rita: Oh kids.
Lori: What is it mom?
Rita: I have great news for you all. We're gonna go and visit your cousins Dipper and Mabel Pines.
The Loud Kids cheered.
Lincoln: I haven't seen cousin Dipper in forever.
Lana: Me neither.
Luna: Dude its been so long.
Me: Where do they live?
Laney: They live in Gravity Falls, Oregon.
Me: That's a beautiful place. But I heard rumors flying around that it's home to lots of legendary creatures.
Luan: It is. And it's a Legend-ary Place! (Laughs to rimshot) Get it?
Most of us laugh while everyone else signed.
Qin: (Laughs) That was so funny!
Me: Luan is a major kick in the butt Qin. She cracks us up.
Nico: Gravity Falls is an amazing place.
Me: What can you tell us about your cousins guys?
Lori told us about them.
Me: Wow! Your cousins are amazing.
Lori: Thanks J.D.
Me: So Dipper is called that because he has a birthmark in the shape of the Big Dipper in the middle of his forehead?
Laney: Yep. It's his birthmark.
Me: He's not the only one that has a constellation birthmark.
I pulled back my trench coat flap and on the right side of my neck was a birthmark in the shape of the constellation of Phoenix the Firebird.
Lincoln: Wow! That's an interesting birthmark.
Me: It's the Constellation of Phoenix the Firebird. It's a constellation that only appears in the night skies of the Southern Hemisphere. I was born on October 14th in New Zealand while my parents were on Vacation there. It was at that moment that I also had this birthmark on me.
Nico: That's so cool!
Xion: I didn't know the stars did that to you.
Nicole: The power of the stars works in all kinds of mysterious ways.
Laney: That is very enigmatic.
Me: It sure is. Ms. Rita can we all go and meet Dipper and Mabel?
Rita: Sure J.D. They'll be so excited to meet you all.
Me: Awesome! And without a doubt they have heard about all of us.
Varie: This is gonna be awesome!
We got ready to go to Oregon.
GRAVITY FALLS, OREGON
We were flying and driving and riding our horses as we were in the forests of southwestern Oregon. We arrived in Gravity Falls. It was an amazing town.
Me: Wow! Gravity Falls, Oregon.
Lincoln: This place is amazing.
Nico: It sure is.
We arrived at a cool place called the Mystery Cabin. It was a cool place where famous creatures of legend and cryptozoology are put on display.
Me: Wow. So this is the Mystery Cabin.
Nico: This is so cool!
There we saw Dipper and Mabel Pines!
Dipper: Hey guys!
Lincoln: Cousins!
They hugged!
Lori: It's great to see you guys!
Mabel: We missed you guys!
Dipper: Whoa! No way! Team Loud Phoenix Storm!? It's so awesome to meet you all!
Me: It's a pleasure to meet you Dipper. And you too Mabel.
Mabel: You are so awesome guys!
Nico: Thanks Mabel.
Mabel: (hugs Cacnea in cuteness) Cacnea's so cute!
James: Funny. Most of the time, Cacnea's the one that hugs me.
Dipper and Mabel told us why we were called to Gravity Falls.
Dipper: We're glad you're all here J.D. There's a reason why.
Me: What's wrong?
Dipper: We were invited to a party at the Northwest Estate.
Me: The Northwest Estate? You mean the Northwest's? The most richest family in all of Oregon?
Dipper: That's right.
Nico: Who are the Northwest's?
Me: Only the most powerful and richest family in all of the state of Oregon.
I revealed the whole history of the Northwest Family.
150 years prior to the events of "Northwest Mansion Mystery," the mansion was built and completed by local lumberjacks with the promise that the Northwests would host an annual party to the public of Gravity Falls. However, this promise was broken, allowing only upper-class citizens of Oregon into the party.
In "The Golf War," the Pines family and Soos drove Pacifica home from Ye Royal Discount Putt Hutt as a nice gesture by Mabel, since her parents hadn't arrived to pick her up and it was starting to rain. After Pacifica opened the gates to her home, Dipper and Mabel saw how exquisite it was and agreed they should have charged her for the taco Mabel gave her.
In "Northwest Mansion Mystery," it was revealed that the mansion was haunted by one of its original creators, a lumberjack who had sworn vengeance on the Northwests. The Northwests hired Dipper to get rid of the spirit by trapping it into a silver mirror, but the spirit escaped by breaking the mirror. The spirit then returned to the mansion and started turning people into wood, refusing to stop until a Northwest opened the party gates up to the public like their ancestors promised. Once everyone at the party was turned to wood, including Dipper, Pacifica opened the party to the public, appeasing the spirit and lifting the curse.
In "The Stanchurian Candidate," the mansion briefly appears on a map of Gravity Falls.
In "Weirdmageddon 3: Take Back The Falls," the Northwest family loses their fortune, resulting in Preston having to sell the mansion in order to stay wealthy. Meanwhile, Old Man McGucket acquires wealth by marketing his inventions to the US government; and after spotting the mansion for sale, he purchases it. After Dipper and Mabel leave Gravity Falls, McGucket is seen standing in the fancy interior of the mansion.
Me: The Northwest Family may be rich, but they also have some incredibly shady activity.
Laney: What kind of Shady Activity?
Me: A lot of evil activity.
I revealed all of Preston Northwest's Activity.
Preston is introduced in "Irrational Treasure" celebrating Pioneer day with his family and using his relation to the Town's supposed founder as an excuse to lord his superiority over the people.
He later returns in "The Golf War" to drop his daughter off at a match between her and Mabel, however rather than stay to support his daughter, he and his wife leave to go to a party– offering her the words of advice: "Don't lose".
But its not until "Northwest Mansion Mystery" that Preston demonstrates just how evil a man he truly is, in fact serving as the true main antagonist of the episode. Preston's ancestor Nathaniel had manipulated local lumberjacks into building what became the family mansion 150 years earlier, by promising he would use the space for a great public service– an annual party held by the family for the workers in the community. However, on the day of their party, the Northwests refused to let in the Lumberjacks and hold up his end of the bargain– instead laughing them off and enjoying a soiree for the rich. Adding injury to insult, the mass removal of the mountainside trees caused mudslides that same evening which killed several of the lumberjacks. One lumberjack among those who died swore a curse on the Northwest line with his dying breath; unless they agreed to honor the promise and let the common folk into their annual party after 150 years he would return to seek revenge.
As the curse began to come true, rather than opening the gates and letting the common folk in to break the curse, Preston instead forced his daughter to manipulate Dipper into getting rid of the ghost. Its revealed in this episode as opposed to simply being neglectful, Preston is outright emotionally and psychologically abusive towards Pacifica– going so far as to train her to respond on command to a small bell he keeps on his person (like a dog).
After Dipper successfully trapped the ghost in a silver mirror, Preston thanked him and then began to welcome his guests. However upon learning the truth from the trapped ghost, Dipper angrily stormed back in and called Preston out for his callousness and deception. While Pacifica attempted to apologize to Dipper, Preston intimidated his daughter into silence before smugly dismissing Dipper and his anger– reminding him that this would be the last time anyone of "his kind" (the common-folk) would be allowed at his party.
However, the ghost managed to free itself from the mirror and began terrorizing the party, transforming the guests into wooden statues and causing general mayhem. Rather than agree to break the curse and save his guests, Preston instead hid with his wife and a butler in a panic room– leaving everyone else to their doom.
Once the ghost had turned everyone into wood, it planned to burn the mansion down killing everyone. However, Pacifica (having received renewed confidence from Dipper) decided to go against her family's legacy by breaking the curse. However Preston was watching the scene from a trap door, and emerged to order his daughter to leave the gates closed and join them in the panic room (he also reveals his plan to kill and eat the family butler if their food ran out before the ghost left). However finally standing up to her psychologically abusive father Pacifica opened the gates, letting the common people in and breaking the curse. This undid the ghost's damage and saved everyone. However, Preston's only response was narrow-minded shock and terror that the common folk were invading his party.
In "Weirdmageddon Part 1", Preston attempts to offer an allegiance to the dream demon Bill Cipher after he melts the Nathaniel Northwest Statue, despite Pacifica scorning him for it. Bill chooses to disfigure his face by rearranging his facial features instead. Preston collapses in front of a screaming Pacifica and Priscilla.
In the series' finale "Weirdmageddon 3: Take Back the Falls", it is shown that Preston and Priscilla were petrified and added into Bill's throne of human agony along with many other citizens while Pacifica evaded capture. Eventually, Dipper, Mabel, and their friends were able to free the citizens, and Preston's face was returned to normal. When Pacifica was called in to help to stop Bill, Preston (doing the right thing for once) encouraged her to do so. Following Bill's death and the end of Weirdmageddon, Preston was among the people delighted that everything was finally back to normal. However, he was ultimately forced to sell his mansion in order to maintain his family's wealth due to his attempted allegiance with Bill, much to his distress. He is last seen breaking down in tears as the mansion is put on for sale.
Me: I've been gathering evidence on Preston Northwest and his wife Priscilla for a while now. So far all my evidence was too little. I needed to make Preston talk and make him talk about his crimes. But because all the security around the mansion is too tight, I haven't been able to do so.
Dipper: That's awful.
Me: But I have a plan. I'm going to go undercover as a rich acquaintance of the Northwest's and expose them while wearing a wire.
Laney: That's perfect!
We then put our plan into action.
We set up camp at a hill and we saw a beautiful mansion that was not nearly as nice as ours. We saw that the mansion was amazing! But it was heavily guarded. We saw that guards were everywhere holding all the people back and it was a big party. But it wasn't just any ordinary party. It was the annual Northwest Grand Party. One of the biggest parties of the year. But I found out that a terrible event happened at the house 150 years ago. In the 19th Century, when Preston Northwest's Great Grandfather, Nathaniel Northwest had the mansion built, he promised to throw a great party for everyone. But when the house was done, Nathaniel went back on his word and double-crossed everyone by refusing to let them in and because of that, they were cursed. The Lumberjack vowed that 150 years after the mansion was built, he would return from the dead and get revenge on all the Northwest's. And he promised to kill all the Northwest's if the people don't get their wish.
Me: So the party is a result of another family turned evil because of their own greed and selfishness.
Laney: This is absolutely disgusting.
Lori: The Northwest's are literally the worst.
Me: They make it sound like they're dating the most hated person ever.
Lincoln: So what are we gonna do?
I got amazing rich people costumes and we went in under assumed identities. Horsea and Private were posing as stuffed animals. Skipper, A.J. and the penguins went into the security system room.
We went into the mansion and we saw a lot of party guests and more.
Me: Wow. Very exquisite place.
Lincoln: This place is beautiful.
Laney: It's just as nice as our mansion.
Lori: The Northwest's literally have incredible good taste.
Lola: They sure do.
We met Pacifica Northwest.
Pacifica: Welcome to the party.
Me: (Normal voice) Tha... (Clears throat) (In a falsetto) (British Accent) Thank you Ms. Pacifica.
Lincoln: (In a falsetto) Thank you for inviting us.
I saw Preston and Priscilla Northwest.
Me: (In my head) Targets sighted.
We then talked to Pacifica alone.
Pacifica: So what is the reason you wanted to talk to me alone?
Me: (Normal Voice) Pacifica, My name is not Cornelius Knickerbocker.
I reveal my face.
Pacifica: J.D. Knudson of Team Loud Phoenix Storm?
Me: That's right. We are really here to arrest your parents. We know you lied to us. But I have a feeling you were coerced into doing it.
Mabel: But I thought you invited us here because a ghost was troubling you.
Pacifica: (tears in her eyes) I lied about it, Mabel. All of it, all of it was a lie.
Mabel: Excuse me?
William: I thought you were rich.
Pacifica: That part is true. But everything else about my family is a lie! My lifestyle, the respect, everything! I made up everything about what I said about my family! All because I wanted to have friends. That's why I acted like a snob over the years! I just wanted some respect from everyone else! I thought that if I was more like my parents, I'd think people would like me! But I was wrong! Everything was my fault! It's all my fault that nobody in the Gravity Falls likes me, and I guess it serves me right! I was such an idiot for everything that I did! I guess…I'll never learn. I'll never have any friends now.
All of us felt really bad for Pacifica now.
Pacifica: (sobs) You guys might as well just kill me now. It's better then being a slave to my parents any longer!
Ultra Humanite: I have a better idea. (fires a net at Pacifica, trapping her) Apologies, but this is a safety precaution so you don't do anything bad to yourself.
Pacifica: I understand.
Me: Gerard, that's not necessary. Dipper will look after her.
Dipper: Okay.
Me: Okay but we have to keep up a front.
In the hall they saw the security room.
Shocker: I saw at least three armed guards on the perimeter.
Rhino: Right, Herman. (sees A.J. going into the security console) What the hell are you doing, AJ?
AJ: I recognize the security system. My parents had the exact one once. I'll have the access code cracked and security disabled before you could say "breaking and entering". (finishes supposedly disabling security) There. We're in.
Maria: I wouldn't be so sure about that.
A.J.: Why's that?
Francis: Because you just tapped into a dummy box, which means those guards are gonna be here quicker than you can say "rookie mistake."
The guards approached them.
Guard: Hands up.
Shocker, Rhino, Francis, and Maria punch them, knocking them unconscious.
They found the real security system and disabled it.
A.J.: (In a radio) J.D. we disabled the security system.
Me: (Telepathically) Good work A.J. Wait for my command.
A.J.: Roger that.
I walked up to Preston and Priscilla.
Preston: Ah Cornelius Knickerbocker how great of you to show up.
Me: (In a falsetto) (British Accent) (Turns on wire) Thank you old chap. I have a question for you? What lead to the success of your magnificent wealth?
Preston: Well it was not an easy task. But I had to lie my way to get to the top. Over the years my family stole from banks all over the country and we lied and made corrupt deals with all of the most powerful figures in the world. But it was mostly Russia to help certain people get into power. Like the senators of the world and the Prime Ministers.
Me: So you're saying that you meddled in certain world elections?
Preston: Indeed.
Outside was an ice cream truck. But what everyone doesn't know is that it's an undercover FBI truck with equipment inside. The man at the wiretap gave the thumbs up saying we got it.
Director Wray: SWAT Team lets move in.
They got ready.
Director Wray: (On the Radio) J.D. you were right. We're moving in.
Me: (Telepathically) Great Director Wray.
I used the sleep card to knock out the guards into a deep sleep.
Lana opened the gates and the SWAT Team moved in.
Lola and Lily then opened the doors and the SWAT Team came in.
Preston: What's going on here!?
Me: (Normal Voice) The end of a criminal empire!
I took off my disguise and we all did the same.
Me: Surprise!
Preston: J.D. Knudson and Team Loud Phoenix Storm!? What's going on here!?
They put him and Priscilla in handcuffs.
Director Wray: Preston Northwest, you're under arrest for fraud, child abuse, high treason and first class conspiracy. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
My Dark Orb detector went off and there was a dark orb somewhere in the house.
Me: There's a dark orb here.
Pacifica: Yes. It's over there.
We saw it on a pedestal. The Dark Orb was as big as a huge pearl.
Me: There it is.
Nico: That was easy to find. But Preston and Priscilla Northwest, you both have failed this world as parents and as people.
Skipper: Private, Kowalski. Get all the papers detailing the Northwest's family history. Rico, you're with me. We're going to loot the mansion of its' undeserved possessions.
Private: Yes sir!
Pacifica: You never loved me "Mom and Dad"! All you ever cared about was money and wealth! And it was because of you that I never get to do the things I want or have any friends! You never gave me what I wanted!
Laney: You disgust me! You two give loving parents a really bad name!
Lana: That's right!
Lola: Yeah!
?: They do give loving parents a bad name don't they?
We turned and we saw Daolon Wong! He was reborn as a Heartless! He was now known as the Nightmare Leech Wizard!
Nico: Daolon Wong!
Me: We killed you!
Nightmare Leech Wizard: Yes you did kill me.
Jade Chan: You're even more uglier than before, Wong.
Nightmare Leech Wizard: That's your opinion. But I think of this as something else. After all, was it not inevitable that I would become a Heartless?
Maria: Where are you going with this?
Nightmare Leech Wizard: I have observed my capabilities since being reborn in this form. I have learned that a Heartless loses the body that it once had as a normal being. But what really intrigued me is that it becomes stronger than its' original body. In addition, the brain keeps going and the Heartless in question no longer ages, making it immortal.
William: What are you trying to say?
Nightmare Leech Wizard: That perhaps being a Heartless is a gift, a way to separate the weak from the strong. After all, most villains like me are superior to all average humans. I see this in nature, predators consuming the prey, the weak. So, by killing me, you basically helped me move on to the next stage in human evolution.
Me: Don't flatter yourself yet you freak! You act like you know the Heartless inside and out. But your knowledge is dangerously lacking. Heartless are not immortal. They can die just like everything else. They are born from the darkness in the heart. But like the darkness, the light will destroy them! Lets dance Wong! But not in here. Lets take the fight outside.
Nightmare Leech Wizard: Good idea. A mansion like this is too exquisite to be destroyed.
Me: Very sporting of you. Director Wray, don't take the Northwest Parents away yet. We need to have them taste the power of Team Loud Phoenix Storm when we're done with our old friend here.
Director Wray: Understood J.D.
We went outside to the forest and we went at the Nightmare Leech Lizard. I punched him in the face and slashed him with my sword and I punched him in the face again.
Nico: Daolon Wong, you have failed this world!
Nico punched him in the face and kicked him in the stomach with devastating force and kicked him in the face and slashed his eyes out.
Lori and Jade fired a massive blast of wind and blew him around in a powerful tornado of wind.
Leni crushed him with a tree and Luna slammed a powerful blast of water into him.
Vince fired a bunch of crystal shards and slashed him all over.
Aylene and Lola fired a massive blast of fire and burned him.
Qin: Time to show you some dragon power!
Qin turned into Scalebreath! Her eyes turned green and slit and her skin turned dark yellow and scaly and her head grew larger and turned into a lizards head and her tongue turned into that of a snake and she grew a tail from her butt and her fingers turned into claws and so did her toes.
Scalebreath: Time to burn!
Scalebreath breathed a massive blast of fire at Daolon Wong's heartless and burned him bad.
Me: That was so awesome!
Scalebreath: Thanks J.D.
Me: Lets see how you like some combos!
Jazz: Lets get him! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his arm and it enhanced his Spectrum Beacon and Speakers 100-fold.
Robby Schwartz: This is gonna be interesting! EARTH CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his right arm and it enhanced his Technokinetic Powers 100-fold.
Jazz and Robby Schwartz: VERTIGO LIGHT LASER DEATHSTORM!
Robby Schwartz made a powerful laser gun and Jazz fired a light show from his spectrum beacon that made Daolon Wong disoriented and dizzy and Robby fired his laser gun and it hit him and exploded.
KRABBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!
James: Lets do it Cacnea! ANIMATRON CYBER KEY POWER!
The Animatron Cyber Planet Key went into his right arm device and it enhanced his Cacnea's abilities 100-fold.
G1 Thundercracker: Lets get him! CYBER KEY POWER!
The Earth Cyber Planet Key went into his back and it enhanced his weapons and abilities 100-fold.
James: Cacnea, use Energy Ball!
G1 Thundercracker and James: SUPERSONIC ENERGY BOMB SURPRISE!
Cacnea fired an energy ball and Thundercracker flew at Mach 8 or 5,600 miles per hour and it released a massive sonic boom blast and it merged with the Energy Ball and the blast slammed into Daolon Wong and exploded.
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Carol: Lets get him Maria!
Maria: You got it Carol!
Carol fired a powerful blast of Burning Godzilla's Atomic Ray and Maria fired a massive blast of water.
Carol and Maria: NUCLEAR MEGATSUNAMI BURST!
The blasts combined and turned into radioactive water and it burned the Daolon Wong Heartless and exploded.
KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Jade: You will never be welcome here again Daolon Wong! HYPERCANE SUPERSHRED STORM!
Jade Chan fired a massive blast of wind and it hit Daolon Wong and shredded him all over.
Pacifica Northwest: This is the power of friendship! MONEY RAY DEATHSTORM!
Pacifica fired a powerful green energy blast in the shape of dollar signs and they hit him and exploded. He died on the spot and his spirit went into the River of Fire.
Daolon Wong: This can't be happening! I'm immortal!
Me: Go back to Hell!
Daolon Wong was gone forever. In the flames of eternal forgetfulness.
Me: Now to make sure that Pacifica's parents know what they are dealing with!
Dipper: You got it J.D.! I've always wanted to try this. Pacifica, I've wanted to tell you this for a while. I love you. Ever since we defeated Bill Cipher, I've wanted to tell you about that. I love you and you are the most beautiful girl ever. I love you Pacifica.
Pacifica was shocked! She never felt this way before. But she knew it was true.
Pacifica: I love you too Dipper!
They kissed for the first time and we were so happy for them both.
Me: I'm so happy for you guys.
Pacifica: Lets do a final smash together.
Dipper: You got it!
Dipper and Pacifica: ZODIAC LOVEFIRE BURST!
Dipper and Pacifica fired a powerful blast of fire in the shapes of the symbols of the Celestial Zodiac and they slammed into Pacifica's parents and they exploded with the intensity of a bunch of landmines. It didn't kill them. But it did send a message to them.
Me: This is what you get for your crimes against Oregon and the country.
Nico caught a Ferrothorn and a Klinklang during the battle.
Pacifica: (To the Viewers) Having all the money in the world does not bring you happiness. It only brings misery.
Me: You got that right.
We moved the Northwest Mansion and all of the town of Gravity Falls to the Gotham Royal York area and it was in the forest sector. We moved the Northwest Mansion to the estate grounds and it was connected to the estate. Dipper and Mabel and the Pines family live in the mansion and so does Pacifica. Preston and Priscilla Northwest were found guilty of their crimes and sentenced to 20 Life terms plus 10,742 years without parole in Federal Prison and were ordered to pay the entire city of Gravity Falls $928,827,826,829,637,846,978.00 in restitution. Most of that money went to Pacifica and Dipper. Odd and Wendy Corduroy got hitched.
FLASHBACK ENDS
Camie: (GASP!) That is horrible! I can't believe that Pacifica would endure horrible abuse from them.
Nico: Yeah I know.
Qin: Boy I remember that day. I just joined the team back then and that was one of my most fun adventures.
Laney: That was so fun.
May: Yeah it sure was.
Juran: They aren't good parents!
Me: No they weren't.
Camie: No they sure weren't!
Me: But the log mansion that they built is amazing. It's now Pacifica and Dipper's awesome home too.
Xenia: Yep.
Camie: Wow!
Lincoln: Yep. And they are bound to have some help in this. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Oh, you have got to be kidding me! FLIP!
Me: He sent more of his thugs at us again?!
Lincoln: Yep. (Sighs) Flip's going to go way too far one of these days.
Lincoln concentrated on Flip's army of armed musclebound thugs, and then, waves of red energy came right out of them and they screamed in agonizing pain, and the waves of red energy flowed into Lincoln and he was getting stronger and stronger and stronger still, and as soon as Lincoln was done, the thugs were all drained of all their energy and were all left as dried up corpses drained of their life forces, muscle mass, virility, and strength, and he sent them to The Black Gates. Then, we set our sights on Pacifica's so-called parents.
Me: Now to find out where Pacifica's evil parents are.
Nico: Think we should tell Pacifica about this?
?: (NTH-DEGREE FUCKED UP ENRAGED SCREAMS) YOU WILL ALL PAY FOR RUINING OUR LIVES AND THROWING US IN PRISON, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM!
Lincoln: And here come the criminal snobs now!
We then saw Pacifica's so-called parents, and boy were they absolutely out of their minds: their hair was wild and their eyes were red and they were murderous and crazy! They got out a bazooka and fired a missile at us, but Lincoln made a massive and powerful diamond barrier protecting all of us and the missile hit the barrier and exploded, but not a single dent was made. Pacifica's evil so-called parents continued attacking the barrier in their fit of rage, first, they tried shooting at it with machine guns, but it didn't work, and then, they tried to hit it with their fists, and that didn't work either, but their fists were really bloody: THE NORTHWESTS WERE ABSOLUTELY OUT OF THEIR MINDS AS THEY CONTINUED ATTACKING THE BARRIER AND TRYING TO KILL US!
Lola: Whoa, looks like prison wasn't too kind to them, in fact, they look even worse than ever!
Lana: (Snickers) If you ask me, the crazy murderous convict look is an improvement, coupled with the fall from grace.
Me: Fitting for devils like you.
Lincoln: They were never good people to begin with, they were born criminals and traitors, and like the criminals and traitors before them, Hell awaits for them.
Qin: Yeah.
Lincoln fired two diamond balls at The Northwests which hit them in the face and sent them flying into a wall and Lincoln deactivated the barrier and we stood ready to fight The Northwests, who got back up, but now they were even more out of control and completely bat-shit rage crazy insane!
Mr. Northwest: YOU STUPID GOODY-TWO-SHOES HEROES HAVE RUINED EVERYTHING! OUR RICHES, OUR EMPIRE, YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING!
Mrs. Northwest: WE WILL RIP YOUR HEADS OFF AND MOUNT THEM ON A WALL AND SPIT ON YOUR GRAVES!
Lincoln fired golden web blasts which gagged The Northwests' mouths.
Lincoln: Seriously, if you have nothing nice to say at all, don't even open your big fat mouths at all!
Mandee: Either way, your lives are about to end here and now.
Me: Yeah. And another thing you two? Bite my big fat fucking ass!
Nico: Seriously, should we tell Pacifica?
Me: We'll tell her and Dipper when we get back. But don't you have anything you want to say to them Nico?
Nico: Oh I got a few words to say to these two.
Nico went over to them.
Nico: I have a list of top 10 parents in the world. It doesn't include you two!
Priscilla Northwest: HEY! We are really good parents.
Me: Bullshit! You're terrible parents! Pacifica showed us her scars and we saw that you burned, slashed and bruised her all over!
Xenia: YEAH! You give all parents everywhere a bad name!
May: YEAH!
Camie: Does Pacifica have REALLY Terrible scars like that?
Me: Oh it's horrible Camie! You wouldn't believe the kind of abuse she went through! She has burn marks, slash marks, cut marks and they even branded NW on her back!
Xenia: Yeah she showed us the scars and they were terrible!
Zocks: NW?
Nico: The initials of her former last name - Northwest.
Qin: They even carved Don't Lose into her back.
Zocks: Oh I get it.
Preston Northwest: HEY! Everything we did was the best for Pacifica!
Me: (SCOFFS) "THE BEST!?" More like she had to endure sessions of pure torturous hell!? As a loving father myself I would NEVER do that to my own children!
Eli: YEAH! You two give all fathers everywhere a REALLY Bad name!
Mandee: And now it's time you paid the ultimate price for everything you did!
Suddenly, Mandee's eyes turned neon turquoise and she was surrounded by a rainbow energy aura with stars, fires, flames, lava, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive greatsword from her back, and as she approached The Northwests, she left rainbow energy, stars, fires, flames, lava, dragons, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Mandee: Words can't even describe how much I hate you two mongrels so much. You've committed a ton of crimes against the world and on top of that, your crimes resulted in your vast wealth, but it's also further proof that none of you never cared for anyone else, all you ever care about is yourselves. Not only that, but you also physically and psychologically abused Pacifica and ordered her to do your bidding, that's also further proof that you're nothing more than bad parents, and for that, I'll reduce you both to ashes!
Suddenly, Mandee was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow energy with stars, fires, flames, and lava surrounding the vortex, there are dragons, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a turquoise phoenix with red eyes glaring at The Northwests: the red eyes of eternal death.
Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln Loud's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, The Unity Crystals fired a beam of light into Mandee's massive greatsword, and then, it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of rainbow energy with stars, fires, flames, and lava surrounding the vortex, there are dragons, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a turquoise phoenix with red eyes glaring at The Northwests: the red eyes of eternal death is a MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF MANDEE AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!
Nico: HOLY GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!
Me: THIS IS IT!
Lincoln: IT'LL START RAINING BLOOD SOON, BRACE YOURSELVES! YOUR TIME'S FINALLY UP, YOU PRICKS!
THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO MANDEE! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, MANDEE EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!
THE LOUD HOUSE INSTRUMENTAL INTRO PLAYS
Mandee grew to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large turquoise orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has red and orange highlights in the bangs of her long light brown hair, she has neon turquoise eyes and a rainbow energy aura with stars, fires, flames, lavas, dragons, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has a red dragon emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with turquoise iris, she has on dragon earrings with turquoise gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she has on her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with turquoise gems embedded in the gold flame links and turquoise crystal links and a turquoise dragon-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a dragon with turquoise gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its claws and white and gold accented choker on her neck, Mandee has on a long-sleeved turquoise sweater with red dragon on it, green polka-dotted skirt, brown knee-high boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, fires, flames, lava, dragons, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back of the trenchcoat is a dragon surrounded by fire, lava, and stars. Suddenly, Mandee felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive light brown angel wings with turquoise tips on the large light brown feathers grew and sprouted out from her back, Mandee has on a Ring of The Phoenix with large turquoise gem with a heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and a Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has on green fingerless gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on the back and Stone of Gelel embedded on her left hand, and she now has a gold version of a gold version of Mithra's halo behind her head: a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner.
Suddenly, Mandee's massive greatsword and all the other greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow energy, stars, fires, flames, lava, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Mandee's Volcanic Firestorm Xiuhtecuhtli Aztec God Fire Greatsword of Aztec Fire Dragon Justice, it's a brand-new large greatsword with embedded turquoise gems and Xiuhtecuhtli, The Aztec God of Fire, etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged red blade, large orange dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large turquoise gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four orange dragon heads with turquoise gems for eyes and large pink gems in their mouths and a large angel head with turquoise gems for eyes and turquoise gem in its mouth on the bottom of the phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with large turquoise gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold dragon head with turquoise gems for eyes and a large turquoise gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a green kanji below the dragon that said, "Mandee, Awesome Friend of Leni Loud, Dana, Becky, Jackie, and Carol Pusateri, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Archenemy of Patty and Selma and Flame Stag, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary and Champion of Xiuhtecuhtli The Aztec God of Fire, Defender of The Loud House and The Loud Family, and Master of Lava, Fire, Dragons, Phoenixes, and Angels"
マンディー、レニ・ラウドの素晴らしい友人、ダーナ、ベッキー、ジャッキー、そしてキャロル・プサテリ、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、慈悲の真の女神、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、誠実さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、騒々しい家とミシガンの救世主、真の不滅の英雄、破壊者であり悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒パティとセルマとフレイム・スタッグの大敵、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、アステカの火の神シウテクトリの使者でありチャンピオン、ラウド・ハウスとラウド・ファミリーの擁護者、そして溶岩、火、ドラゴン、フェニックス、天使のマスター
Suddenly, Mandee's immense blue protective aura transformed into an immense protective rainbow aura with elements swirling around it, she'd transformed into her ultimate transformation.
Mandee has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DRAGON-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE XIUHTECUHTLI AZTEC VOLCANIC FIRESTORM FIRE GODDESS DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC XIUHTECUHTLI AZTEC VOLCANIC FIRESTORM FIRE GODDESS DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC XIUHTECUHTLI AZTEC VOLCANIC FIRESTORM FIRE GODDESS DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were really amazed by Mandee's Super Angel-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when The Northwests saw it, they went absolutely mad and they ripped the gold web off their mouths.
Mr. Northwest: YOU LOW-BORN BITCH! GUARDS, KILL HER! AND ALL OF TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM!
Mr. Northwest called in a massive army of hulking muscled thugs and they charged at us, but Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of The Northwests' massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and the vacuum tubes literally began sucking The Northwests' massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of their massive muscle mass and it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and halo glowed and he also grew even stronger.
When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now weak and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes, and that pissed off The Northwests. But, before they could do anything, Mandee fired a massive barrage of rainbow energy blasts, stars, fires, flames, lava, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, and they hit The Northwests and knocked them down. They got back up, but now, they were even angrier than ever and their eyes turned blood red, murderous, and super crazy!
Mandee: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Celestial Eternal Aztec Xiuhtecuhtli Dragon Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Celestial Eternal Aztec Xiuhtecuhtli Dragon Phoenix Angel Love) You two snobs have been asking for this for a very very long time.
Lincoln: Looks like you've just changed your sentence from prison to death.
Blossomforth: But, before we kill you, we're going to give you the brutal beating of a lifetime.
Me: And if you jackasses so much as call for anymore musclebound hulking thugs, we'll throw them to Lincoln and let him drain them dry.
Nico: Yeah, we've got ourselves an expert musclebound thug slayer, and not even the musclebound thugs our resident jerks send after us are safe from him.
Eli: Say your prayers, jackasses!
Nico: Another thing? You two are probably worse then Bill Cipher!
Preston Northwest: DON'T YOU DARE COMPARE US TO THAT MONSTER!
Nico: Ooh struck a nerve.
Me: Yeah.
Suddenly, Blossomforth's brilliant cornflower blue eyes turned neon brilliant cornflower blue and she was surrounded by a brilliant cerise energy aura with stars, flowers, winds, magic, and Alicorns, she unholstered her massive Blossomforth's Alicorn Eternal Magical Flower Flight Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Flower Love and Cloudsdale Flight Harmony from her back, and as she approached The Northwests, she left brilliant cerise energy, stars, flowers, winds, magic, and Alicorns with every step.
Blossomforth: There's absolutely no words that can describe how much I hate you so much, you evil heartless Northwests, and Mandee was right about every single word she said about you. Now, it's high time we send you straight to Hell for what you've done in the past!
Suddenly, Blossomforth was surrounded by a massive vortex of brilliant cerise energy with stars, winds, flowers, and magic surrounding the vortex, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at The Northwests: the red eyes of eternal death.
Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln Loud's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, they fired a beam of light into Blossomworth's massive Blossomforth's Alicorn Eternal Magical Flower Flight Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Flower Love and Cloudsdale Flight Harmony, and then, it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of brilliant cerise energy with stars, winds, flowers, and magic surrounding the vortex, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at The Northwests: the red eyes of eternal death is a MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HER AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!
THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO BLOSSOMWORTH! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, BLOSSOMWORTH EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!
(MISIRLOU OF PULP FICTION PLAYS)
Blossomforth grew to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven brilliant cerise orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has blue highlights in the bangs of her long brilliant cerise hair with grayish emerald green stripes and she has a gold version of Mithra's halo behind her head: a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner, she has neon brilliant cornflower blue eyes and a brilliant cerise energy aura with stars, flowers, winds, magic, and Alicorns surrounding her, she has an Alicorn with a star and flower emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with brilliant cornflower blue iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with cornflower blue gems for eyes and the Love, Wind, Flower, and Eternity Kanjis in its horns, she also has an Alicorn with brilliant cornflower blue iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with cornflower blue gems for eyes and the Love, Wind, Flower, and Eternity Kanjis in its horn for the second pendant on the bottom of her Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with brilliant cerise crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and brilliant cerise gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love, Blossomforth has on a short-sleeved green blouse, blue skirt with flowers, black sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, flowers, winds, magic, and Alicorns on the coattails, and on the back is an Alicorn surrounded by stars and on top of its horn is a flower. Suddenly, Blossomforth felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive pinkish gray angel wings with brilliant cerise and grayish emerald green tips on the large pinkish gray feathers grew and sprouted out from her back, her long brilliant cerise and grayish emerald green tail grew much longer for her new body, and she now has a pinkish gray horn on her head. Blossomforth has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large brilliant cerise gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has her cutie mark on her right shoulder and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Blossomforth's massive Blossomforth's Alicorn Eternal Magical Flower Flight Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Flower Love and Cloudsdale Flight Harmony and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of brilliant cerise energy, stars, flowers, winds, magic, and Alicorns, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Blossomforth's Flower Cloudsdale Alicorn Eternal Magical Flower Flight Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Flower Love and Flower Cloudsdale Flight Harmony, it's a brand-new large greatsword with embedded brilliant cornflower blue gems and her cutie mark and stars etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged brilliant cerise blade, large gold alicorn heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with large brilliant cerise gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold alicorn heads with brilliant cerise gems for eyes and large unicorn head with brilliant cerise gems for eyes and large brilliant cerise gem in its mouth on the bottom of the Alicorn heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with brilliant cerise gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle with brilliant cerise gems for the eyes and a large brilliant cornflower blue gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip, Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip, and cornflower blue Crystal Saber holstered on her left hip. There's a brilliant cerise kanji below the alicorn that said, "Blossomforth, Alicorn Princess of Flying Flower Friendship, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Archenemy of Evil Wing Man, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of The Doomsday Twenty-Three and Queen Opaline, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, and Master of Flight, Flowers, Magic, and Alicorns"
ブロッサムフォース、空飛ぶ花の友情のアリコーンプリンセス、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、邪悪なウィングマンの大敵、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、アルティメット・フォースのアルティメット・フォース真実、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠、正直、寛大、優しさ、無私、勇気、そして信頼の善良な真の女神、悪、狂った、殺人的、無慈悲でサディスティックなろくでなしの破壊者であり殺戮者、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、終末二十三の破壊者オパリン女王、馬術の擁護者、ポニービル、キャンタロット、フレンドシップテーブル騎士団のメンバー、飛行、花、魔法、アリコーンのマスター
Suddenly, Blossomforth's immense blue protective aura transformed into an immense protective rainbow aura with elements swirling around it, she'd transformed into her ultimate transformation.
Blossomforth has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-FLOWER FLIGHT ALICORN PRINCESS-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP CLOUDSDALE FLOWER FLIGHT ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP CLOUDSDALE FLOWER FLIGHT ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP CLOUDSDALE FLOWER FLIGHT ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Blossomforth's Super Angel-Flower Flight Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when The Northwests saw it, they went absolutely mad and we saw their mouths foaming.
Nico: I love that song!
Eli: Me too!
Varie: Yeah!
Laney: Now it's time to show these bad parents what for!
Me: I would call the Northwest Family, THE FAMILY OF SATAN!
Mr. Northwest: YOU LOW-BORN BITCH! GUARDS, KILL HER! AND ALL OF TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM!
Mr. Northwest called in another massive army of hulking muscled thugs and they charged at us, but I fired vacuum tubes from my chest which latched onto the chests of The Northwests' massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and the vacuum tubes literally began sucking The Northwests' massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of their massive muscle mass and it was being pumped into me and my abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on my body, and my massive elemental angel wings with aurora tips spread out and I really grew even stronger. Suddenly, something appeared behind my head, it was a gold version of Mithra's halo behind my head: a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner.
When I was done, the vacuum tubes had detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into me, and the thugs were now weak and thin as a rake and I fired a powerful blast of fire and incinerated them leaving them as ashes, and that pissed off The Northwests.
Me: Okay, now this is new. (Flexes arms) Whoa, and I'm even more ripped and buff than ever.
But, before they could do anything, Blossomforth fired a massive barrage of brilliant cerise energy, stars, flowers, winds, magic, and Alicorns, and they hit The Northwests and they got hit hard. They got back up, but now, they were even angrier and crazier than ever!
Nico: (TRULY AMAZED) Whoa...!
Me: (TRULY AMAZED) Incredible...!
Eli: (AMAZED) So awesome!
Lincoln: (TRULY AMAZED BEYOND IMAGINATION) That's so awesome! Blossomforth's transformed into her Super Angel-Flower Flight Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and with what you tried to do to her, now you're really heading for Hell now!
Blossomforth: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The United Friendship Divine Cosmic Starstorm Flower Flight Alicorn Princess Angel and Divine United Friendship Divine Cosmic Starstorm Flower Flight Alicorn Princess Angel Love) That's the only place for someone like them. Let's get them, Linky!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Cloudkicker and Jackie, and so did we as we also unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You Northwests are done running loose, and now, it's time for you both to go to Hell and stay there for eternity.
Lincoln, Blossomforth, and Mandee went after The Northwests who've now gone Nth Degree Fucked-Up Super Crazy, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, brilliant cerise energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Golems, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Elemental Phoenixes, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at The Northwests and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Then, they attacked them with their massive greatswords leaving scars on them and Lincoln left many more with his gold claws and firing energy slashes from his gold claws and he, Blossomforth, and Mandee attacked them with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really really really driving The Northwests mad and they were becoming EVEN MORE ANGRIER BY THE SECOND! THEN, THEY LITERALLY TURNED INTO OUT-OF-CONTROL RABID DOGS AND THEY WERE FOAMING AT THE MOUTH EVEN MORE!
Mr. and Mrs. Northwest: (NTH-DEGREE FUCKED-UP SUPER MEGA ENRAGED SCREAM) I'LL KILL YOU ALL! LOW-BORN GUTTER TRASH!
KRABLAM!
Nico punched Mr. Northwest in the face and sent him crashing Mrs. Northwest and sent them crashing into a tree.
SMASH!
But then they got up and went at us.
Nico: Want some more?!
Nico then pulled out a can of spinach.
Nico: Time for something Popeye can be proud of.
Nico popped open the can and ate the spinach and then…
BOING! BONG!
Nico flexed his muscles and they showed MOUNT EVEREST IN THEM!
Nico: YEAH!
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM! TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING TING!
Nico then punched Mr. Northwest all over the place and beat him to a pulp!
May then pulled out a can of spinach too and opened it and then ate it.
BOING! DING!
She flexed her muscles and then a battleship showed in it and fired its cannons and then she bashed and pulverized Mrs. Northwest!
May: That's how it's done!
Rarity and Rainbow Dash were having popcorn and enjoying the fight.
Laney: Boy this is one fight that Popeye would love!
The Northwests ran at Lincoln, Blossomforth, and Mandee now completely crazy and now out of their minds, but Lincoln and Blossomforth kicked them into the air and Lincoln imprisoned The Northwests inside two rainbow energy balls. Mandee then summoned massive barrels of explosives and TNT, and Lincoln and Blossomforth kicked the energy balls with The Northwests imprisoned inside them, and they passed it to Mandee who gave a super mega-hard kick and she kicked the balls hard and sent it hurtling towards the massive barrels of explosives and TNT, and then...!
KRABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
THE MASSIVE BARRELS OF EXPLOSIVES AND TNT EXPLODED AND SET OFF MEGA EXPLOSIONS!
Me: AW YEAH! NICE ONE!
Nico: TAKE THAT, YOU DUMBASS EVIL RICH CRIMINAL ASSHOLES!
Me: YEAH!
Then, The Northwests' spirits appeared and Lincoln, Mandee, and Blossomforth drew the Judgement Kanji on her forehead and condemned them and all their ancestors to The Black Gates forever, good riddance. We all cheered as Lincoln, Mandee, and Blossomforth holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Blossomforth's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, gold halo, Third Eye, longer brilliant cerise and grayish emerald green striped tail, longer pinkish gray horn, and massive pinkish gray angel wings are permanent, and Mandee's new body, clothes, gold halo, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, and massive light brown angel wings are permanent.
Mandee: Good riddance forever, you criminal snobs.
Suddenly, Blossomforth felt wobbly and she was about to faint, but Lincoln caught her in his massive and powerful muscular arms.
Lincoln: You okay, Blossomforth?
Blossomforth: I'm a little dizzy from that, but I'm okay.
Me: Now, you know how we felt. But, that was so awesome, you guys really gave those criminals the violent beatings of their lives.
Nico: You got that right, and you did the same tactic Jackie used on Cruella, Mandee.
Mandee: It's proof of how much I despised Pacifica's so-called parents.
Blossomforth: We all did, now we're so glad they're gone forever.
Suddenly, Blossomforth wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Blossomforth's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms, and then, placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and Alicorn flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces around them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Blossomforth sucked in and absorbed the elements and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Nico: That's two more old enemies gone for good.
Suddenly, another massive army of hulking muscled thugs hired by The Northwests appeared and they charged at us, but Nico fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of The Northwests' massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and the vacuum tubes literally began sucking The Northwests' massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of their massive muscle mass and it was being pumped into Nico and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive dark blue angel wings with dark blue tips spread out and glowed and he also grew even stronger. Suddenly, something had appeared behind Nico's head: a gold version of a gold version of Mithra's halo: a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner.
When Nico was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Nico, and the thugs were now weak and thin as a rake and he fired a powerful blast of fire and incinerated them leaving them as ashes.
Nico: Oh damn, that was quite a rush. (Notices the halo) And I also got the same gold version of Mithra's halo. (Sees his now bigger massive muscles) And I'm also even more buff and ripped! How was that possible?
Lincoln: You and J.D. saw what happened when I did that, right? Your bodies scanned and copied it and you acquired the same technique.
Me: He's right, whoa.
Varie: And we'll get used to seeing you even bigger and beefier than ever, J.D.
May: Same with you, Nico.
Then, May and Varie kissed Nico and I on our cheeks, and Nico and I had atomic red blushes on our faces.
Me and Nico: WHOA MAMA!
WE LAUGHED!
Lincoln: Nice!
Nico: Now onto other business.
Eli: Yep. And we have Another Lumpjaw, Orange Slice Candy, Skittles Monster, M&Ms Villains, Chocolate Cake, Waffles, Pancakes, Sushi, Burrito, Burger of Giant Beef, Strikning and Thundermon.
We gasped!
Me: Whoa. Wait a second. Lumpjaw from the movie Fun and Fancy Free? Whoa I never saw that movie before but it was awesome.
Eli: Yep it sure was.
Lana: Yeah those were good times.
Nico: Boy that brings back memories.
May: Who do we call?
Me: Heidi Reynolds, Gina Matta Hari, Valencia Raiden, Camie, Cammy, Camula & Camee Cammos, Ronalda Paleozoa, Melanie Loki, Simone Terrance, Roxanne Talbot, Yin Yolei and Zina Zinnia.
Qin: Cool!
Nico: Nice!
Eli: Yep and the most cool part is that we have 6 Embodiments. The Anothers minus Thundermon are 6 people. But I sense that one of them has it REALLY DARK.
Me: Uh oh.
Maria called them in.
Yin Yolei: Hey, guys.
Heidi Reynolds: We're here guys!
Nico: Awesome you all came.
Qin: Yep.
Eli: This will be a good one and here comes the first Another.
We saw ANOTHER LUMPJAW!
Valencia Raiden: Another Lumpjaw!? Boy I haven't seen that one in like forever.
Me: Yeah.
We saw that it was CRYING REALLY HARD.
Me: Oh man.
Another Lumpjaw: (CRYING HARD) (In a girls voice) You have to help me J.D.!
Me: (GASP!) Oh dear god!
She reverted back and it was a girl with red hair and she had purple eyes and was in orange torn clothes and to our shock and horror she had TALLY MARK SCARS ALL OVER HERSELF!
Me: (GASP!) Veronica Zsasz!
WE GASPED!
Me: Oh man!
Her Tally Marks were still bleeding too like they were freshly cut!
We brought her over to us.
Me: Oh dear god.
Nico: What happened?
Veronica Zsasz: (WAILING SCREAMING) MY FATHER DID THIS TO ME!
Nico: Victor Zsasz you monster fuckup!
Me: I'll face him Nico! Varie you comfort and help Veronica.
Varie: Right!
Then a figure came out with a bloody knife and he was in an orange jumpsuit and it was VICTOR ZSASZ!
Me: Victor Zsasz!
Victor Zsasz: (LAUGHS HOMICIDALLY AND MALEVOLENTLY) YES!
Me: I have had it with you! Now I'm going to kill you once and for all!
Victor Zsasz: And how are the Joker's biggest masterpieces today?
Me: Shut your fucking mouth! That doesn't work on us anymore! For your information we are nothing like the Joker. Now it's time you died!
I teleported and kicked him in his face and leg swept him and punched him square in his stomach and then punched him in his mouth and knocked out some of his teeth!
Camie: So he is Victor Zsasz?
Nico: Yep.
Camie: What are those scars all over his body?
Eli: They show how many people he killed. He killed over 300 people.
Laney: Not nearly as many as the Joker. But he is just as screwed up as he is.
I kicked him in the crotch and grabbed him by his head and smashed him into the ground!
I pulled him out and bashed him all over!
He pulled out his knife.
Me: You call that toothpick a knife?
Then I pulled out.
Me: THIS is a knife!
I slashed off his hand and he screamed in pain his hand fell to the ground with the knife in it.
Xenia: Nice one!
Nico: Did you know there's at least one version of him I actually like? It's not this one!
Lola: Really Nico?
Nico: Yep.
Me: That's for all the people you killed! Now here is this! For hurting your OWN DAUGHTER!
I then stabbed him all the way through his black heart and channelled Black Gates energy into my sword and he was found guilty by all those he hurt and was banished to the Black Gates forever!
Me: Good riddance.
Varie was healing Veronica up as she was crying hard.
Nico: How he had a daughter, I will never know.
Me: Must be from someone in Arkham.
Veronica Zsasz: Yes I am the also the daughter of Jaina Hudson.
Me: The White Rabbit? Whoa.
Xenia: Wow.
Nico: Please tell me she's sane!
Veronica Zsasz: She is but she went into hiding after Victor was resurrected.
Me: She is one of Batman's forgotten enemies.
Xenia: Yeah.
Varie healed her up good.
Varie: I'm sorry this happened to you.
Veronica Zsasz: I know.
Thundermon: We'll have your mom join our ranks.
Veronica Zsasz: I would like that very much.
Nico: First lets separate you and then deal with the Another.
Veronica Zsasz: Good idea.
Lincoln fired a beam of light and separated her and then Heidi Reynolds blasted the Another Lumpjaw and I caught the Wonder Ride Book.
Me: There we go.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: Now for the rest of them.
Lola: Yep.
Eli: The Anothers Minus Thundermon are all 5 people individually.
Nico: There they are!
We saw Another Orange Slice Candy, Skittles Monster, M&Ms Villains, Chocolate Cake, Waffles, Pancakes, Sushi, Burrito, Burger of Giant Beef and Strikning!
Me: Whoa! Boy I haven't had Orange Slice Candy in forever!
Nico: OH WOW! M&M'S! I'm eating all these after we beat them!
Me: I knew you would!
Another Skittles Monster: (In a girls voice) This is gonna be awesome!
Me: (GASP) That voice!
They merged and split into 5 figures and reverted back. The first girl had orange hair and had yellow eyes and had yellow and orange clothes and had yellow wings and had a tiara with the Symbol of The Sun in it and the same symbol was on her skirt and she had a sun sword. The second girl had blue hair and blue eyes and had blue clothes and blue angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of the Moon on it with the same symbol on her skirt and she had a moon sword. The third girl had aqua blue hair and blue eyes and had aqua blue clothes and had blue wings and had a tiara with the symbol of a Whale on it and the same symbol was on her skirt and she had a blue scythe in her hands. The 4th girl had orange hair and had red eyes and had red clothes and she had red wings and she had a tiara with the symbol of the Explosion Dopant on it and the same symbol was on her skirt and she had a fire whip in her hand. And the last girl had red hair and red eyes and had orange clothes and had red angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol for the Spice dopant on and she had the same symbol on her skirt and she had a chili pepper sword in her hands.
Me: (GASP) Selene Sun, Mina Moon, Winona Whale, Elandra Explosion and Svetlana Spice!
Selene Sun: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Mina Moon: Boy you are looking awesome.
Me: Yep. These girls are the embodiments of the Sun, Moon, Whale, Explosion and Spice Dopants.
Nico: COOL! Spice and Explosion were unused in the show.
Me: I know and the others were made up.
Nico: Nice!
Laney: Wow! What can you all do?
Selene Sun: I have the powers of the Sun and control fire and light.
Mina Moon: I have the powers of the Moon and control darkness and the stars.
Winona Whale: I have the powers to talk to whales and can summon pods of them and even control the water.
Elandra Explosion: I have the power to fire energy blasts and can blow stuff up with 100 pounds of C4.
Svetlana Spice: And I have the power to grow pepper and spice plants and also use fire.
Nico: Wow!
Qin: That is cool!
Me: Is the Another Thundermon friendly or hostile?
Selene Sun: Friendly and you're going to be surprised who it is.
Me: Okay then.
Maria: Awesome.
Me: Lets separate you first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoé
They glowed and were separated from the Anothers!
Nico: Awesome!
Me: Lets get them!
Nico: Must eat!
Fujiko fired an energy blast and blasted down Another Strikning and I caught the Wonder Ride Book.
Nico ran and ate the rest of them and he was stuffed!
Nico: Ahh! (LOUD BELCH!)
He belched out the Wonder Ride Books and I caught them.
Me: Ew.
Nico: Excuse me.
Me: Boy that was a tasty one.
Qin: Yep.
Nico: That was tasty!
Qin: Now for Another Thundermon.
Lola: That one is going to be shocking.
Me: Boy we've just been full of puns these last couple of days haven't we?
Eddy: (LAUGHS) We sure have been.
Nico: Except yesterday involved sand.
Lana: Yeah.
Mina Moon: I can tell. Lola still has sand coming out of her ears.
Lola: Yeah it was crazy.
Svetlana Spice: I heard you guys were collecting the fragments of the Tablet of Order and Chaos.
Me: We sure have.
Selene Sun: I found this on Victor Zsasz. He dropped it as he was coming after you guys.
She pulled out a fragment of the tablet.
Me: Hey thanks Selene.
I put it in our case for the tablet.
Nico: Now we wait for Another Thundermon.
But then…
ZOOOM!
We saw something move fast and then…
ZZAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP!
Nico got zapped in the butt!
Maria: Wait. Zsasz didn't use his fragment?!
Elandra Explosion: No he dropped it before he got here to you guys.
Me: That's a relief. Zsasz obviously had no idea what the fragments can do.
Maria: Yeah.
Nico: But who is the wiseass that shocked me!?
Eli: I think that guy!
We saw ANOTHER THUNDERMON!
Me: WHOA! Another Thundermon.
Thundermon: Boy who is that handsome shocker?
Another Thundermon: (In a girls voice) I am a shocking one huh?
Me: (GASP) That voice!
She reverted back and was a girl with aqua blue hair, green eyes, and had blue clothes and blue wings and she had a tiara with the symbol for Sea on it and the same symbol was on her skirt and she had a sword of pure water.
Me: (GASP) Saya Sea!
Saya Sea: Awesome to see you again J.D. No pun intended.
Me: Same to you. Saya is the Embodiment of the Sea Dopant.
Nico: Another unused Dopant.
Me: Yep. And she has the powers of the Sea and even Storms at sea. She can use the powers of lightning, water and the wind and she has the power to talk to fish and knows lots of amazing mermaids.
Saya Sea: It's true. Awesome having the powers of the ocean like this.
Thundermon: Boy that is awesome.
Sougo: (gets out Mighty Morphin Ridewatch) I hope there are Embodiments of the Ranger teams next.
Geiz: (gets out Jetman Ridewatch) All 47 of them.
Sougo got TyrannoMightyMorphinArmor while Geiz got RedHawkArmor.
Saya Sea: Actually believe it or not there are. You'll all meet them soon.
Me: Awesome! Sorry we have to fight like this.
Saya Sea: No worries.
She turned into ANOTHER THUNDERMON!
Optimus Primal: Lets make this fun too. Optimus Primal, MAXIMIZE!
He transformed!
Cheetor: This will be fun! Cheetor, MAXIMIZE!
He transformed!
Rhinox: You know this will be awesome. Rhinox, MAXIMIZE!
He roared and transformed!
Rattrap: I'm always up for some fun. Rattrap, MAXIMIZE!
He transformed as well.
Nico: Time to bring down the lightning! (ACTIVATES THUNDERMON AND STRIKNING'S RIDEWATCHES)
Nico fired spikes and they hit Another Thundermon and then lightning struck her and electrocuted her.
May: Top this! (ACTIVATES CARAPAX AND PENNY THE CHICKEN'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.
Maria: And this too. (ACTIVATES TUBLAT AND OVERLOAD'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired waves of bananas and lightning and smashed her down!
Fujiko: Taste this lightning! (ACTIVATES STRIKNING'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired spikes and lightning struck Another Thundermon all over.
Then Turtle, Scirocco Mole, Dr. Abel Cuvier, Universe 666 Floronic Man, Meka and Wolf Eels came.
Nico: Awesome team Turtle!
Turtle: Thanks Nico.
Qin: Yeah!
?: (Speaking in Russian) Мальчик, это будет веселая команда. (Boy that is gonna be a fun team.)
We then saw a Slither Wing come.
Me: Cool a Slither Wing.
Nico: Nice!
Slither Wing: (In a girls Voice) Рад снова видеть тебя, Нико, и тебя тоже, Цинь. (It's good to see you again Nico and you too as well Qin.)
Nico: Sevyon Korzhamenshekova! (Speaking in Russian) Я тоже рад тебя видеть. (It's good to see you too.)
She reverted back and was a girl with orange hair and had blue eyes and had orange angel wings and had orange clothes.
Sevyon Korzhamenshekova: Мы можем поговорить после того, как закончим здесь. (We can talk after we finish here.)
She fired a blast of fire and smashed down Another Thundermon and I caught the ridewatch and purified it.
I brought Saya Sea over.
Me: (Speaking in Russian) Мальчик, Семен, это было действительно потрясающее выступление. (Boy that was a really amazing performance there Semyon.)
Semyon Korzhamenshokova: Спасибо, товарищ Кнудсон. Я люблю хороший бой. (Thank you comrade Knudson. I do love a good battle.)
Fujiko: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Me: Фудзико хочет знать, какое у вас самое любимое воспоминание о нем. (Fujiko wants to know what your favorite memory is of him.)
Semyon Korzhamenshokova: Мне больше всего нравится, когда мы с Нико устроили соревнование по поеданию борща, и Нико победил, съев более 100 тарелок борща. Это был самый борщ, который я когда-либо видел, чтобы он ел. (My favorite is when me and Nico had an all you can eat borscht eating contest and Nico won by eating over 100 bowls of borscht. That was the most borscht I've ever seen him eat.)
Me: She said that her favorite was an all you can eat borscht eating contest and Nico won by eating over 100 bowls of it. That was the most borscht she ever saw him eat.
Nico: That was a lot of borscht there. Good times too.
Nico and Semyon hugged.
Nico: Я соскучилась по тебе, Семен. (I've missed you Semyon.)
Semyon Korzhamenshokova: То же самое со мной, Нико. (Same with me Nico.)
We went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Stacy, Aria Blaze, Rundas, Ghor, Gandrayda and Alpha 5 are heading to Sterling Heights, Michigan, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the fourteen girls, but we also got a nasty case of bad news.
Earlier today, the emotionless and cold-blooded former mad scientist of the defunct Incognito Labs turned convicted criminal, Dr. Carol Linnaeus, has escaped from prison once again and regained her intelligence thanks to the help of Damian Erebus, the evil older brother of Darcy Erebus, and she's about to do something that we never thought we would encounter again.
It seems she'd gotten her hands on the files on Project: Mother in Law, and she injected a Funnel Web Spider with the Alien DNA that was used in the 2000 horror movie, Spiders, and it has grown into a dangerous and very super aggressive monster spider and wants to lay its eggs inside living hosts for them to grow and hatch. But, we're not going to let that happen once again, we're going to destroy that alien mutant monster spider and this time for good, and Dr. Carol Linnaeus will pay the ultimate price for her unethical and illegal experiments and all for her desire for glory, and that price will be her life, and we'll also make sure that Damian Erebus pays infinite-fold for that stunt later on after our mission to get the next fragment of the Tablet of Order and Chaos!
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Sterling Heights, Michigan, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the fourteen girls, but we also got a nasty case of bad news, as we had seen: earlier today, the emotionless and cold-blooded former mad scientist of the defunct Incognito Labs turned convicted criminal, Dr. Carol Linnaeus, has escaped from prison once again and regained her intelligence thanks to the help of Damian Erebus, the evil older brother of Darcy Erebus, and we'd also gotten bad news: she's done something that we never thought we would encounter again. You remember my rescue a year ago in the world of the 2000 horror movie, Spiders?
Me: Yeah, I remember. What's up?
Lincoln: It seems she'd gotten her hands on the files on Project: Mother in Law, and she injected a Funnel Web Spider with the Alien DNA that was used in the 2000 horror movie, Spiders, and it has grown into a dangerous and very super aggressive monster spider and wants to lay its eggs inside living hosts for them to grow and hatch.
We gasped.
Lisa Loud: That madwoman, she's unleashed untold calamity with that stunt!
Nico: That bitch!
Lincoln: We're not going to let that happen once again, first, we're going to destroy that alien mutant monster spider and this time for good, and then, Dr. Carol Linnaeus will pay the ultimate price for her unethical and illegal experiments and all for her desire for glory, and that price will be her life, and we'll also make sure that Damian Erebus pays infinite-fold for that stunt later on after our mission to get the next fragment of the Tablet of Order and Chaos.
Stacy: You said it. Now, let's find that mutant alien monster spider and destroy it.
We travelled throughout Sterling Heights, and we saw people cocooned inside webs, we got them out and scanned them: the spider didn't lay any eggs in them, not yet anyways. We got them to safety at a hospital in Sterling Heights. Suddenly, we heard something we thought we'd never hear again.
?: (SCREECH)
Lincoln: Oh boy, it's here!
Lincoln put up the massive diamond barrier, and we soon saw our target: the spider that Dr. Carol Linnaeus injected with the Alien DNA and it grew into a super aggressive out-of-control breeding monster. It was trying to attack the barrier, but nothing helped, and it was still screeching like crazy.
Suddenly, we saw a beautiful and super sexy girl with long sunlight blonde hair, sunlight yellow, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful golden angel wings and Sun Kanji on her forehead and she's dressed in a black dress, black stockings, black sneakers, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with light, elements, Keyblades, and angels on the coattails and on the back is The Kingdom of Corona, in her right hand is the Ever After Keyblade, appear in the barrier and with her are the fourteen girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Iona Xion, Keyblade Knight of The Kingdom of Corona and Embodiment of Xion, The 14 Elements of The Sun.
Iona Xion: Yep, and I got the girls away from that mutant spider and that cackling madwoman who wanted the spider to cocoon them and lay eggs in their flesh.
Lincoln fired a massive fire blast which hit the spider and it exploded and the barrier still up protected us from the spilled guts of the spider! TRIPLE YUCK YUCK!
?: (ENRAGED SCREAM) DAMN YOU, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM, YOU RUINED MY EXPERIMENT!
We then saw our target, Dr. Carol Linnaeus, and boy was she mad and out of her mind.
Sylvester: Well, look who showed up to see her big bad creation get destroyed and incinerated to ashes.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: We made a mistake sparing you a year ago, now we'll correct that, but this time, you're going to pay the ultimate price for your crimes against nature and mankind and all for your sick desire for glory! Let's get her!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Demonic Bloodstained Stellar Eternal Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel of Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Justice and Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Compassion and he unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demon Knight Sparda Demonic Fang Demon Hound Greatsword of Demon Hound Darkness Justice from his back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Stacy and her team, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Dr. Carol Linnaeus, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Dr. Linnaeus: HUMAN BEINGS ARE NOTHING MORE THAN TEST SUBJECTS TO BE USED, ABUSED, AND MURDERED! I WILL ACHIEVE MY ROAD TO GLORY!
Then, Lincoln fired threads of red energy from his massive greatsword which pierced Dr. Linnaeus' arms and legs, and then, with an upward swing of his massive greatsword, he tore Dr. Linnaeus to pieces and sent her spirit to The Black Gates forever. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: Go to Hell, Linnaeus, your days of treating human beings as your test subjects are over. (To Iona Xion) And it's so good to see you again, Iona Xion.
Iona Xion: You too, Linky, it's been a long time, and it's also good to see you, Riku, Kairi, Sora, Lea, Namine, and Roxas again, Xion.
Xion: You too, Iona.
Lincoln went up to Iona Xion and he hugged her, and Iona Xion is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, the gold version of Mithra's halo behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Iona Xion: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know this sexy hot mama?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D, this is Iona Xion, Keyblade Knight of The Kingdom of Corona and Embodiment of Xion, The 14 Elements of The Sun, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a Keyblader with the powers of The Sun and the 14 Elements, and she harbors a very very nasty hatred towards Mother Gothel for locking up Rapunzel and using her powers over the sun to sustain her youth, and she also harbors a very very nasty hatred towards ALL THE MEMBERS of Organization XIII and wants to make sure they did to Xion and make sure they all pay for their crimes. She is also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi, Eli, Cid, Namine, Roxas, Xion, Yuffie, Leon, Aerith, and all their friends on all worlds including Sora's mother and is a very awesome sister to Aqua and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married.
Xion: She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.
Roxas: We hadn't forgotten just how deep her hatred for Mother Gothel was, along with her hatred for Organization XIII.
Lincoln: You said it, but that old witch paid the price.
Iona Xion: Thank God, I hated her with all my heart.
Eli: Plus, we didn't know you're the Keyblade Knight of The Kingdom of Corona. So, the embodiments of Organization XIII are also Keyblade Knights of the worlds Sora and the others went to.
Xion: You guessed it.
Lincoln: Yeah, not only do they have the powers of each of the members of Organization XIII, but they're also Keyblade Knights as well, and no one dares to mess with them at all.
Me: Because one wrong move, and they were toast, and the same went with Lincoln's old enemies.
Nico: Namely Scoots, Flip, Lewis Travolta, Hawk, Hank, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks from Royal Woods and Great Lakes City.
Lincoln: And Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, just one of their attempts to kill me and the Keyblade Knights and Organization XIII Embodiments will pulverize the daylights out of them, and now that you're here, Iona.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Iona Xion in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his gold halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Iona Xion: Whoa, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Iona Xion's neck with sunlight yellow gems on the gold lightning bolts and sunlight yellow crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Iona Xion: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Iona Xion.
Iona Xion had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes and she then pounced on Lincoln and she proceeded to kiss him on his face, lips, massive muscled body, and eight-pack abs, and he also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the fourteen girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them immediately. The fourteen girls are Julia Murai, Momoi, and Takahama from Great Teacher Onizuka, Vermilio and Hyura from Helck, and Claire, Simulator Arnest Flaming, Jessica, Sophitia Femto, Cu Chulainn, Seireen, Maria, Mao, and Doctor Annabelle from Classroom for Heroes.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Julia Murai, Momoi, and Takahama from Great Teacher Onizuka, Vermilio and Hyura from Helck, and Claire, Simulator Arnest Flaming, Jessica, Sophitia Femto, Cu Chulainn, Seireen, Maria, Mao, and Doctor Annabelle from Classroom for Heroes.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Julia Murai: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Julia Murai and the other thirteen girls saw who it was that saved them from Dr. Carol Linnaeus and that mutant funnel web spider of hers, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with a gold version of Mithra's halo behind his head: the large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white choker collar with gold accents and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura around him.
Julia Murai: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made thirteen clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Julia Murai: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, fourteen Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Julia Murai, Momoi, Takahama, Vermilio, Hyura, Claire, Simulator Arnest Flaming, Jessica, Sophitia Femto, Cu Chulainn, Seireen, Maria, Mao, and Doctor Annabelle with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to the World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team were shocked to find out the villain we went after was the emotionless and cold-blooded former mad scientist of the defunct Incognito Labs turned convicted criminal, Dr. Carol Linnaeus, who escaped from prison once again and regained her intelligence thanks to the help of Damian Erebus, the evil older brother of Darcy Erebus, and she'd gotten her hands on the files on Project: Mother in Law, and injected a Funnel Web Spider with the Alien DNA that was used in the 2000 horror movie, Spiders, and it grew into a dangerous and very super aggressive monster spider and wanted to lay its eggs inside living hosts for them to grow and hatch.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did first by rescuing the captured people and destroying the giant mutant spider and finally laying the beatdown on Dr. Carol Linnaeus and Lincoln finishing her off and sending her to The Black Gates, everyone cheered and they hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him and steam escaped his ears. Lincoln and Iona Xion have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: I can't believe it, so the reason for what happened at Sterling Heights, it was because of that bitch, Linnaeus!
Lincoln: Yep, but we destroyed her grotesque creation and destroyed her too.
Darcy Erebus: But, this won't deter Damian, not even for a second.
Lincoln: I know, Darcy.
Me: But, he won't get away with this, not even for a second.
Suddenly, Lincoln's halo glowed, and a gold glow appeared behind the heads of the rest of our team, and then, when the golden glow disappeared, we saw the rest of our team now had golden versions of Mithra's halo behind their heads: a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner.
Nico: Now, that's so awesome.
Maria: That's really awesome. Thanks, Lincoln.
Lincoln: You're welcome.
After getting rid of the giant mutant spider and finally getting rid of Dr. Carol Linnaeus and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Iona Xion saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Iona Xion: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Iona, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Iona Xion: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Iona Xion: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Nico: Yep. So, Iona, what memories did you have with Lincoln?
Iona Xion: Oh man, I was hoping you'd ask that. Well, this one time, Lincoln and I along with the rest of his Guardian Angels were at Reinengers', and it was seriously packed with customers. But, then, we heard a loud banshee shriek in the air, and the alarm sounded, but we knew who it was that'd announced her arrival: it was Lori and she was out for blood. Lori charged right at Lincoln and was about to kill him, but I blasted Lori with a blast of light and she was blinded temporarily and I pushed her and she got stuck to the wall in a Symbiote web Venom made and she was unable to move. We then called Luna who pulled Lori out of the wall and threw her in a cage and she took her back home where she got grounded for twenty weeks and thrown in a titanium cage.
Nico: Lori, what the heck were you even thinking trying to attack Lincoln at Leni's place of work?! If she saw you, she'd hit you on the head with a sandal.
Lincoln: Leni wanted to do just that to Lori, but Miguel and Fiona stopped her from doing so and they let her go back to work. But, that didn't mean Miguel and Fiona would restrain themselves from going at Lori.
Me: It was ugly, Fiona and Miguel told Lori off saying that she's not an older sister, she was a control freak with an unquenchable thirst for blood and destruction, and Fiona said if she were in Leni's shoes, she'd be disgusted having her for an older sister.
Nico: Jeez! Fiona, you took a huge risk angering Lori like that.
Fiona: I had to, Lori was really pushing her luck with trying to kill her little brother, and I'd heard all of the scary stuff from Lincoln's Guardian Angels and I wanted to throw up in a trash can. Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan really did tons of shit towards their brother and no one was able to stand up to any of them because they were that frightening. But, he was so lucky to have his nice sisters and parents by his side along with his Guardian Angels.
Selene Emperyous: That's right, you mess with Linky, you risk eternal damnation from us!
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Princess Misa, Universe 666 Towa, Universe 666 Aeos, Melee, and Dr. Nain are heading to Lake Floria.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble, and Ace Bunny was dressed in black and yellow-trimmed swim trunks, sandals, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Princess Misa, Universe 666 Towa, Universe 666 Aeos, Melee, and Dr. Nain are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Princess Misa, Universe 666 Towa, Universe 666 Aeos, Melee, and Dr. Nain had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Princess Misa: Wow, so this is Lake Floria, it sure is awesome.
Lincoln: It sure is, Princess Floria, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Princess Misa, Universe 666 Towa, Universe 666 Aeos, Melee, and Dr. Nain dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the back they had an awesome volleyball game, and Princess Misa, Universe 666 Towa, Universe 666 Aeos, Melee, and Dr. Nain got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, but then, they saw hulking muscle-bound thugs hired by Flip coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he'd sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Princess Misa, Universe 666 Towa, Universe 666 Aeos, Melee, and Dr. Nain and they hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Princess Misa, Universe 666 Towa, Universe 666 Aeos, Melee, and Dr. Nain placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and we saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Looks like you really had a good time at Lake Floria, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!
Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Princess Misa, Universe 666 Towa, Universe 666 Aeos, Melee, and Dr. Nain with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Princess Misa, Universe 666 Towa, Universe 666 Aeos, Melee, and Dr. Nain are in your harem.
Chi-Chi: You can thank me and Goku for introducing Princess Misa, Melee, Universe 666 Towa, Universe 666 Aeos, and Dr. Nain to Lincoln, they heard all about Lincoln and they wanted to meet him. So, we set them up on a dinner date at Lynn's Table, and immediately, sparks flew when he laid eyes on them.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Princess Misa, Universe 666 Towa, Universe 666 Aeos, Melee, and Dr. Nain, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates.
Ace Bunny: And that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
Inuyasha: Leave that to me. (YELLS AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS AT THE JERKS) SHUT YOUR HALF-WIT PIE HOLE, YOU MORONIC MUTANT CHEAPSKATE!
Suddenly, the Beads of Subjugation on Flip's neck glowed and the amplified gravity forced Flip to faceplant on the ground, and we laughed hysterically.
Nico: Those Beads of Subjugation really are awesome!
Lincoln: And that'll be to remand that stupid mutant if he so much as gets anymore dumb ideas once again. Remind me to add more punishments to him.
Me: We'll do just that.
Later it was time for another awesome Super Mario Galaxy adventure.
Nico: Next is Toy Time Galaxy.
Me: Cool! That one looked like a toy robot.
Xenia: Boy those are fun.
Lola: Yep.
Nico: Who wants to go with me?
Mera: Me and Aquaman will go with.
Nico: Awesome.
Me: Cool cool.
Qin: Nice.
Nico: All right lets head in.
They went into the simulator and Nicole activated it and they were at Toy Time Galaxy!
Nico: Here we are.
Mera: Wow!
Aquaman: Amazing!
Mera: It sure is.
Nico: Buzz and Woody would like this
Mera: They sure would.
Nico: We're going after a Undergrunt Gunner.
Aquaman: Cool!
Nico: Any tips on that one Nicole?
Nicole: (On the radio) Just do what you did before in Gold Leaf Galaxy.
Nico: Okay.
?: Let me help too!
They saw a Sandy Shocks!
Nico: Cool a Sandy Shocks.
Sandy Shocks: (In a girls voice) This is gonna be fun.
Nico: Sandra Tesla! Wow! Don't revert back yet.
Sandy Shocks: I won't. I was gonna wait till the end anyway.
Nico: Lets go then.
Aquaman: Any sand relation? Because we got a lot of that yesterday
Sandy Shocks: Nope. Just lightning.
Nico: Lets go.
They were off and they got to the planet and saw UNDERGRUNT GUNNER! He was on a jar of balls.
Nico: This will be good.
Nico: (gets out Thundermon and 10,000 Volt Ghost) Sandy, watch this!
Nico activated them and fired waves of lightning and electrocuted the gunner!
Sandy Shocks: AWESOME! Now this!
She fired waves of lightning and blasted the Gunner.
Mera: YEAH!
Then the gunner steamed red with rage!
Me: WHOA! Now he is mad!
Nico: Yep.
Aquaman: We got this!
Aquaman and Mera fired a wave of energy and blasted the Gunner and then it exploded!
Me: YEAH!
The star came out!
Nico: There it is!
Aquaman: We got it.
Aquaman and Mera went and got the star!
YOU GOT A STAR!
Nico: YEAH!
Sandra reverted back and she was a girl with purple hair and yellow eyes and had yellow clothes and purple wings.
Sandra Tesla: That was awesome!
Nico: Yeah it was!
They high five!
Mera: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Sandra Tesla: When me and Nico were on our way to class and then we saw a bunch of bullies attacking some of the nerds and then I fired a blast of lightning and it hit them in their butts and burned them badly and we got them expelled.
Nico: That was funny.
Aquaman: Wow.
Nico and Sandra hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Sandra Tesla: Same here.
They left the simulator and we cheered.
Later we were watching TV and then Colette came in and she was red all over.
Raj: (India Accent) You okay, Colette?
She then started swelling up and she was all swollen!
Me: OH MAN! She's having a Peanut Allergy attack!
We got up and then brought her over!
Me: Laney, Varie get Epinephrine allergy shots stat!
Varie: On it!
Draco: Does Nico know about this?!
Nico: Yes I do! She is severely allergic to peanuts.
Sam Sparks: Welcome to my world!
We sat her on the couch.
Me: Okay who gave her peanuts!?
Rita: Oh I it was from this!
She pulled out a bag of peanut butter chocolate Oreo cookies.
Me: Oops! Must've mistooken them for regular Oreos.
Laney and Varie came back and gave Colette an Epinephrine Shot.
Colette took in a big breath of air.
Colette: (INHALES) WHEW! Thanks guys.
Me: Are you okay Colette?
Colette: Yeah I think so.
Octopunch: (to the mascots) You guys know what to do.
They helped Colette.
Poromon: Are you okay?
Colette: Yeah I'll be okay.
Poliwag: Here Nico.
Poliwag gave Nico the cookies.
Nico: It's all right guys. You didn't know.
Rita: Oh actually I bought those cookies for all of us. But you can have them Nico.
Nico: Thanks Ms. Rita.
Me: Sorry Colette we had no idea you were allergic to peanuts until Nico told us.
Poromon: Maybe you should Shark out.
Colette: Why?
Me: Why would there be a reason for her to shark out if she is having a Peanut Allergy attack?
Poromon: Just to see if it cures her
Nico: Poromon sharking out won't do that.
Laney: Epinephrine shots are the best thing to keep Peanut Allergies at bay.
Poromon: Oh right.
Nico: That and avoiding foods that contain peanuts.
Xenia: Yeah.
Laney: She has to be careful.
Qin: Yeah.
?: Tough doing that huh.
We saw an Iron Treads!
Me: Cool an Iron Treads.
Xenia: The future relative of Donphan. Neat.
Iron Treads: (In a girls voice) Boy not every day you have to deal with allergies huh?
Nico: Jeri Quincy? Whoa!
She reverted back and was a girl with black hair and red eyes and had magenta sports clothes on.
Jeri Quincy: Awesome to see you again Nico.
Nico: Same here.
Seaspray: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Jeri Quincy: When me and Nico were in Iron Works classes and Nico and I made awesome decorative fountains.
She pulled out a photo album and we saw amazing and beautiful fountains.
Me: Whoa those are amazing.
Qin: Yeah they sure are.
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Jeri hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Jeri Quincy: Same here.
Beastbox: Who's next to lead?
Luan: How about me, Scott, Tracer, Animated Optimus, Live Action Optimus, Wataru, and Jun?
Me: Good ideas.
Nico: I like it. Okay Luan it's your turn to shine now.
Qin: Cool.
The previous group came.
Gameface: Can me, Arbormon, BlackWarGreymon, David Cain, Dumbbelltron, Oculous, Ben Ravencroft, Deadwood, Moonstone, and Mercurymon go with you guys?
Nico: Yes you all can come with.
Qin: Awesome.
Burst Man: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Next will be Iron Bundle and Iron Hands.
Me: Cool!
Xenia: Future Relative of Hariyama and Delibird!
Nico: Yep.
Then, Madame Web had appeared.
Me: Madame Web, we're ready for the next mission to retrieve the next piece of The Tablet of Order and Chaos.
Madame Web: Excellent. The fifth piece of The Tablet is located on Noir Earth, and it's in the hands of Noir Vulture, and he's an actual cannibal.
We gasped.
Nico: Oh man.
Me: That's just disgusting!
Eli: HOLY CRAP!
Lincoln: A cannibal like that running loose, this is one we're so going to put down and sent to The Black Gates for good.
Me: You said it, Linc.
Nico: We're not letting that disgusting cannibal live a single second further, this time, he dies here and now.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Damian Erebus, the evil older brother of Darcy Erebus and one of the eleven most dangerous thugs in Royal Woods, and he's coming to get revenge on Darcy and Lincoln for ruining the scheme they formed with Flip six years ago to destroy the world economy with a grand extortion scheme and sending him to prison. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and Darcy, you're not going to like it: the figure we sensed is none other than your evil older brother, Damian Erebus, one of the eleven most dangerous thugs from Royal Woods, and he's coming to get revenge on us for ruining the scheme they formed with Flip six years ago to destroy the world economy with a grand extortion scheme and sending him to prison.
Darcy Erebus: So, now my older brother, Damian, has come after us. I always knew that stupid moron would be the first to come after us, he's such a demonic asshole!
Nico: Yeesh, and Lincoln wasn't kidding when he said you two had bad blood.
Lincoln: And like with the others, their level of hatred is on the same level of hatred Vypra had with Praxina.
Anna Anyanova: Yep, what an asshole. But, we also can't underestimate him: you did say he Gene-Slammed himself into Erebus the Underworld Monarch, right, Darcy.
Darcy Erebus: Yes, I did, Anna. But, I refuse to let Damian live a single second further, this time, I'm ending that asshole once and for all.
Nico: Oh man, I have no doubt this is going to get ugly later on. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading to Noir Earth and destroy Noir Vulture and retrieve the next fragment of The Tablet of Order and Chaos.
Lincoln: You're not getting out this, Noir Vulture, we're ending you and taking that fragment back, and once we get done destroying Noir Vulture, you're next, Damian Erebus.
Darcy Erebus: You've gone way too far this time, Damian. I thought we were done with you and the rest of your buddies after we stopped you and Flip six years ago from trying to destroy the world's economy with a grand extortion scheme and sending you to prison. But, like the dumbass moron you truly are, you and your buddies decided to bust out of prison a year later, and even worse, you Gene-Slammed yourself into Erebus the Underworld Monarch. This won't stand, I'll make sure that your soul is sent to the darkest depths of Hell after we get done destroying Noir Vulture.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and we head to Noir Earth to retrieve the next piece of The Tablet of Order and Chaos and destroy Noir Vulture, and once we get done with him, Lincoln and Darcy Erebus are going to kill and destroy her evil older brother, Damian Erebus.
We were off to the Noir Universe.
NOIR NEW YORK CITY
We arrived in Noir New York City.
The late night train whistle its loud horn while moving along the rails in this quiet city. The train was alone. Minding its own business with no one around to disturb it. One second it passes by buildings as a blur. The next second, it's being watched by The Spider-Man and us on a nearby rooftop.
Noir Spidey: Next on my list – Osborn's right-hand monster."
Nico: Who might that be?
Noir Spiderman: A sadistic circus geek who grew to love the taste of raw flesh…like his namesake. I assume you heard the name, 'Adrian Toomes', from your universe?
Me: Yeah we know him.
Luan: The Vulture? We know him. He's an old man that likes to fly around in a bird costume. He's Hay Lin's archenemy and a good friend of ours.
Hay Lin: He's right and he's a good man for me.
Noir Spidey: Good to know. Because this one isn't a friend of mine. Call him whatever you want. I'll always call him the bastard who killed my uncle.
Luan: What? So it was the Vulture that killed your uncle in this universe?
Noir Spiderman: Not just killed… Eaten.
Me: What the fuck!?
Not even Nico could hide the expression on his face when he heard how Uncle Ben died in this universe. He was stunned speechless while everyone else was stunned and feeling a little disgusted to boot.
Noir Spiderman: (sighs and gets out barf bag) Okay, if you guys need to vomit after hearing that, here's a bag.
Me: Oh thanks.
I gave it to Twilight Sparkle and she threw up her guts.
Me: Ew. Good thing I brought plenty of extras.
I gave them to most of us and then…
NASTY VOMIT STORM!
YUCK!
Many of us threw up!
Noir Spiderman: You guys really have a nasty history with cannibals don't you?
Me: Don't fucking ask.
Noir Spiderman: Sorry you guys got sick like that.
Me: No worries. It's just a very touchy thing for us.
Noir Spiderman: It was Osborn who ordered the death of my uncle, and sent Vulture to eat him alive. I thought I killed that monster the last time we fought, but somehow he survived and got his hands on a fragment.
Luan: You tried to KILL Vulture?
Noir Spiderman: He tried to kill my aunt. And don't act too surprised. You guys have killed lots of people like him.
Me: You're right on that.
Luan: That's a good point.
Noir Spiderman: With him alive, I won't rest until he gets what he deserves for all that he's killed. I could honestly use your help.
Nico: That's what we're here for.
Me: We'd be glad to help.
BlackWarGreymon: Let's go find that lowlife before he finds something else to eat.
Me: Yeah.
Noir Spiderman: I can sense he's near. Follow my lead.
We leap off the building and runs on another while searching for the cannibalistic criminal. It won't be long until we heard something, or someone, slashing their search sharp fingernails on their own wanted poster. A rat can be heard minding their own business scurrying in a dark alley, until a creepy old man suddenly leaps over and grabs the poor rat while he's looking very hungry to eat anything, like the juicy dirty rat in his hands.
?: Hhhhhungrrry!
The old man immediately bites on the rat, feasting on its flesh and bones with no one to disturb his dinner. No one except for us
We saw that it was ADRIEN TOOMES A.K.A. VULTURE! But this one looked a lot like Gollum and Voldemort except he was a bloodthirsty cannibal!
Noir Spiderman: What's the matter, Toomes? No humans around for dinner?
Annoyed, Noir Vulture turned to face us, giving us a good look at his face.
Me: WHOA! He really IS one of Nature's Most Cruelest Mistake!
Jet Vac: (British Accent) Capital observation there.
Luan: That's your Vulture? He's a lot creepier than I thought.
Nico: He looks like Gollum and Voldemort!?
Noir Spiderman: Who?
Me: Long story.
Vulture is in no mood to tangle with Spider-Man, much less us. He fears he might end up dead like the last time he fought the webslinger. The old man bails, running away into the dark alleys to escape the web-crusader and us.
Noir Spiderman: You can't escape us, coward!
Me: Get back here you overgrown chicken!
We went after him!
Vulture cuts corners in the alleyways running scared from his relentless pursuers. Spider-Man chases him with all his speed, swinging through the air with all of his attention focused on hunting down the murderer of his uncle. We continued to follow him.
Me: Boy this guy is fast!
Luan: (in her head) This world's Spider-Man is determined to stop Vulture. I mean, why wouldn't he? This man murdered his uncle and tried to kill his aunt. To think in this universe, it was the Vulture that killed his Uncle Ben. Not some random burglar that Peter willingly let go and still regrets that decision to this day. I feel bad. Behind that tough and distrusting demeanor, this world's Peter is genuinely a good guy that's suffered so much betrayal and loss.
Noir Spidey: Stop for a second.
Luan: What is it?
Noir Spidey: Spider-Sense is picking up Vulture's men patrolling past this corner.
Eli: I sense it too.
Alan: We gotta move fast if we're gonna keep up with him.
Ann: Let's take them down while not touching the ground first. And without being seen.
Me: Right.
Nico: Lets fly.
We flew into the air.
We overheard a conversation between two of them.
Goon 1: Vulture says he's gonna give me a promotion.
Goon 2: To what? Head mook?
Timon: (In his head) Hey you mook! That's my line!
Goon 1: Whaddya you know? You ain't educated.
Oculous: Now that we've listened to that, let's stand on the ground and slam these guys against the walls.
Me: You read my mind.
We landed and then I teleported and grabbed them and smashed them against the wall!
We tied them up and sent them to prison.
Xenia: They weren't worth our time.
Noir Spiderman: Nice job, gang. Let's hurry. Sensing Vulture stopped nearby.
We silently move forward and soon locates the Vulture. Unfortunately, we were forced to hide when they see he's meeting with more of his men.
Noir Spiderman: Damn. More of Vulture's trigger men.
Noir Vulture: The Spider-Man and his new friends are after me!
Thug: Don't worry, Mister Toomes. They drops in, they get lead poisoning.
Noir Spiderman: Vulture's flown the coop again, but he's not getting away. Not from me.
We take some time perching from above thinking who they should take out first. As we get ready to know them out, one of Vulture's men shivers in fear before meeting with his inevitable search fate.
Thug: I rather deal with Spider-Man than Vulture any day. That guy gives me the heebie jeebies.
Scott Truman: Careful what you wish for.
Me: I have an idea. Raven?
Raven: On it,
She used her darkness and grabbed some of the thugs and teleported them to our prisons.
We got rid of the thugs and teleported some of them to prison.
Qin: Boy this version of Vulture is REALLY moving so fast.
Xenia: He sure is.
Me: He has one of the fragments. I sense it.
Centaur Man: That's all of them in this area, but no sign of Vulture.
Shadow looked around finding no signs of where their feathered friend ran off to.
Noir Spiderman: He couldn't have gone that far.
Luan: Do you think he might've gone inside this building?
It was a building called the "Creole Club", which sounds like the perfect hideout for the Vulture to escape to.
Me: Creole Club? Very unusual place.
Noir Spiderman: Probably. Doesn't hurt to check it out. Besides, I could use a drink.
Me: Yeah I am a little thirsty.
Xenia: Me too.
We casually walk into the Creole Club in hopes of finding Vulture inside. The criminal dirtbag unfortunately isn't inside, but some of his men are hanging out and minding their own business, that is, until Spider-Man decides to ruin their little fun.
Noir Spiderman: Hey guys. Don't suppose I can get a glass of milk to feed my pet mascots.
Large Brute: Sorry, pal. But I got somethin' here to get you GOOD an' 'hammered'!
Noir Spiderman: Who invited mount ugly?
I snickered.
Deadwood: Let's clear this place out in under 2 minutes.
While this was going on, Poromon found a good stash of beers in the place before drinking one of them.
Poromon: (Slurred Speech) You can shut up there ugly! (HIC)
BASH!
Poromon bashed down the large brute.
Poliwag: (Slurred Speech) You like that bub! (HIC!) How about this!
Poliwag fired bubbles and blasted them down.
I talked to the bartender.
Bartender: Want something?
Me: Sarsaparilla please.
He gave me a bottle and I gave him good money.
Me: Keep the change.
Bartender: Thank you sir!
Me: You're welcome.
I drank it.
Me: Ahh. Good stuff.
Bartender: So what brings the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm here?
Me: Just need some information please. We came here to kill Adiren Toomes A.K.A. The Vulture.
Bartender: Ah yeah the cannibal nutjob thug. You heard what he did to Ben Parker?
Me: Yeah we did. Poor guy.
Bartender: Yeah he was very well liked here. Everyone loved him. Until he got inside information on Goblin and his gang. Toomes was ordered to kill him and make sure nothing was left.
Me: (Slurps) And by that you mean eaten and dismembered and mutilated.
Bartender: Yeah that's right!
Me: Motherfucking kumquat. That's why we're all going to kill him.
Bartender: I hope you all do. This town was horrifically terrorized by him long enough.
Me: That is a promise.
Goon: (angrily) He think he's cute!
Noir Spiderman: Bitch, I'm adorable.
The Drunk mascots came up in between them.
Manaphy: (Slurred Speech) (HIC!) NO WE'RE Adorable and we'll kick your ass!
She fired a blast of energy and blasted the Goon and then Horsea did the same.
Horsea: (Slurred Speech) Yeah you like that tubby! (HIC)
Noir Spiderman: By unanimous decision, THE SPIDER-MAN AND HIS GUESTS! Raaah.
Tracer: Glad to see you're lightening up.
Poromon: (offers beer) Beer for the winner?
Noir Spiderman: Oh no thanks.
Me: Have a sarsaparilla.
I gave him one.
Noir Spiderman: Thanks.
Bartender: I heard some guys killed Hammerhead.
Me: That was us. I also ripped off Hammerhead's head and mounted it on a spear and threw it to Goblin. Sending a threatening message to him that his days are numbered.
Bartender: Wow! You guys are incredible.
Me: We are not called the most powerful force in the entire universe for show.
Outside I heard something.
Noir Vulture: Worthlessss! All of you! How can you protect me if you can't even protect yourselves!? Finish The Spider-Man and his friends OR I'LL FINISH YOU!
The cannibal throws one of his own men dead through the club's window as a warning to his other minions and the heroes.
Luan: Our Vulture was never like this! Even during the old days, he would never eat people alive!
Me: No fucking shit there! (Finishes Sarsaparilla) Ahh. (Burps) Oh pardon me. But I needed that. Thank you.
Bartender: Anytime.
Nico: Lets go get him!
We zip out the window and found Vulture waiting for us on a platform. Eddy fired his blaster to stop him but missed. The Vulture was surprisingly fast for his age and book it through an alleyway filled with several dozen of his own men patrolling their path to him. They have their spotlights turned on, scanning from the ground to the walls for us.
Flywheels: How are we gonna get across without being seen?
Noir Spiderman: I got an idea (to Luan) Wanna piggyback ride?
Luan: Really?
Noir Spidey: You're the one who keeps complaining I should stop being a loner. Think of this as a trust exercise.
Me: Good idea.
Luan got on his back.
We went invisible.
Noir Spiderman: Don't tell me your Spider-Man doesn't carry you like this.
Luan: Not usually. But he and some of the others know how cheer us up when we're feeling down.
Noir Spiderman: You have good friends.
Luan: Of course I do. We worked through incredible hardships in our lives. Some which were never easy. Yet somehow, we always find a way to get through them with a smile. An odd quirk, but can be very inspiring. What about you? Do you have any friends that are like that?
Noir Spiderman: Ben Urich was one before he betrayed me. Robbie Robertson is a good friend of mine. There's Felicia, but sometimes I wish we were more than friends if you catch my drift, but the two of us live totally different lives.
Me: I see what you mean.
Luan: Do you know a woman named Mary Jane Watson? I know you'd be good friends with her.
Noir Spiderman: I think there's someone that goes by that name that works at the Bowery Welfare Center run by my aunt. I'll check her out later. We're almost there.
Me: Lets go.
Luan: Yeah.
We approached to the building in front of us where Vulture is presumably hiding, but before we head inside, we foun some of his lackeys wasting time with their own little conversation.
Goon 1: Vulture seems creepier than usual.
Goon 2: Yeah. And that's sayin' somethin'.
Goon 1: I didn't think anything could scare him. He's usually the scariest thing around. His breath always stinks too.
Me: (In my head) His breath smells worse than a dead carcass.
Goon 2: Yeah…what's that guy eat?
Three more mooks are also seen having their own little conversation near a car.
Goon 3: Never seen Vulture like that! He was sweatin' bullets!
Goon 4: Yeah. And anything that scares a guy like that…scares me.
Goon 5: The Spider and his little friends wants to muscle in on this action, they're messing with the wrong gang. I'll fill 'em fulla daylight!
Goon 3: It's nighttime.
Goon 5: Same principle.
Goon 4: Doesn't sound as good though. 'I'll fill 'em fulla nighttime'?
Goon 5: Exactly.
Goon 3: See, this is why we're just goons. Because we have stupid discussions like this.
Noir Spiderman: Reinforcements, huh? I'll take down every thug in this town if I have to.
Mercurymon: If you have any charge attacks, you should use them.
Me: Good idea.
Noir Spiderman: Lets do it.
Noir Spiderman and Luan bashed all the thugs all over with incredible speed.
Misty Tredwell used green fire to banish some of them to Hell.
Noir Spiderman: Hit the sack!
Me: They sure got SACKED on that one. (LAUGHS)
Luan: (LAUGHS) Good one J.D.
Me: Thanks.
Nico: (LAUGHS) Good one.
Noir Spiderman: That's all of them. Let's not waste any more time. Vulture's inside here, right?
Nico: If he didn't leave.
Scott: Let's get our game faces on first. RPM, get in gear!
Wataru: Henshin!
Scott turned into RPM Red!
Wataru transformed!
Scott: GET IN GEAR! RPM RED!
Wataru: VAMPIRE FORCE OF BATS! KAMEN RIDER KIVA! (DEMONIC LAUGHTER AND LIGHTNING STRIKES)
Brittney: Perfect for a gothic force of good.
Qin: Yep.
Spidey turns around to face the door to the building. He carefully opens it into an abandoned building with nothing but crates and spotlights left. We thread carefully as we walk inside and keeping an eye out for Vulture, but so far there's no trace of the old coot. But something is definitely making Spider-Man's head buzz as his spider-sense is acting up like crazy.
Noir Spiderman: I got a bad feeling about this…
Me: Same here.
And like a true horror movie, something crashes through the windows with a terrifying scream that startles us.. It's the Vulture in all his creepy glory. He quickly lunges at his killer, The Spider-Man, pinning him to the ground and making him struggle as he doesn't want to meet the same search fate as his uncle.
Noir Vulture: No more games – it's time for the Vulture to FEASSST!
Noir Spiderman: Yeah? Eat this!
They grappled with each other. Noir Spiderman beat the crap out of Noir Vulture. The Cannibal tried to chomp on him but he dodge it before beating the crap out of him some more. This repeated two more time before Noir Spidey pushed him back as we got ready to kick the feathers out of the old man.
Me: Time to Ruffle Some Feathers!
I teleported and kicked him in the face and punched him in his mouth and knocked out some of his teeth. I punched him pulverized him in his face 19 times.
Xenia fired an arrow and it hit him on his back and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
It burned a hole in his back!
Qin blasted him all over with fire blasts!
Me: You killed Ben Parker! Now you will die!
Qin: We're going to torture you and then kill you!
Xenia: It's going to hurt! REALLY Bad!
Camie: Yeah!
Noir Vulture: Feel my blades!
Vulture jumps back to give himself the distance to hurl numerous knives at us
Nico: (dodges them) Not interested.
I grabbed all the blades he threw.
Animted Optimus knocked the cannibal down with his axe.
Noir Vulture: I thought you don't hurt humans!
Live Action Optimus: There is a difference between not killing humans and allowing humans to harm others.
Animated Optimus. And you lost the right to be human after what you did to Ben Parker!
Me: That's right!
I threw the blades he threw and they slashed Noir Vulture all over the place!
Varie: Nice one!
Girl Jordan: What you did makes you worse than Cletus Kasady!
Noir Spiderman I thought you were dead, Toomes. But at least I can beat the hell outta you some more before killing you. (punches him)
Aqua Man: (Mega Man) If you had wings, you might stand a chance. Couldn't you have been named after an eagle?
Me: Yeah. Vulture is not a fitting name for you. They are Nature's CRUELEST Mistake!
Camie: Couldn't you pick a really graceful bird like Osprey or Gannet?
Ben Ravencroft: This is no time to be messing around with a spotlight.
Noir Spiderman: There's a reason why Vulture likes to hide in the shadows. His eyes are too sensitive to light. Turn this on…
Spiderman turns on the spotlight and focus the light onto Vulture's eyes, causing the cannibal to hiss and growl in pain from being gazed by the fierce light blinding him!
Noir Spiderman: And he becomes as blind as a bat.
Me: Lets add to that one! (Puts hands in a sign) SOLAR FLARE!
I released a massively bright flash of white light as bright as 100,000 suns right in Noir Vulture's face and blinded him!
Noir Vulture: (SCREAMS IN PAIN) MY EYES! MY EYES!
His eyes were badly burned! NOW HE WAS OFFICIALLY BLIND AS A BAT!
We went at him and punched and pulverized him brutally!
Animated Optimus and Live Action Optimus punched Noir Vulture. Vulture shakes his agonizing head before looking up to see both versions of Optimus about to punch him again. This time, the old cannibal was able to dodge their attacks and leap onto an upper railing for safety.
Noir Spiderman: (in his head) You're not getting away from me this time.
Spiderman jumps and uses his web-strike towards Vulture, kicking him and knocking themselves out through the broken glass window.
Luan: Spider-Man!
Spider-Man must've silently admit that last action was a mistake after accidently knocking himself out from the fall. He slowly comes to looking a little daze, not seeing he's lying on a train rail but is still able to hear Vulture's taunting voice
Noir Vulture: (to his face) Looks like you have a train to catch! Or will it catch you!?
Spiderman's vision returns to normal just as the worrying light from a train approaches. Vulture escapes to safety as he continues taunting the hero,
Noir Vulture: End of the line for you!
The train is closing in any second and the best Spider-Man could do is groan and barely stand up. He shakes his pained head and blinks a few times while staring at the light of the train getting brighter and brighter as it's about to hit him.
Noir Spiderman: This might hurt.
Fortunately for him, he's got friends who've come to save him. Like Live Action Optimus.
Live Action Optimus: I've got you!
He got him away from the train coming.
Qin: Nice try!
I punched Vulture and smashed him into a bunch of boxes and they were full of Fish.
Luan suddenly arrives and blastscuts Vulture in half, but the old man scurries away like a scared dog before she got the chance.
Luan: You can't run forever, Vulture!
Noir Vulture: Stay back! I'm warning you!
Noir Spiderman: Well too bad we're not listening.
Me: We're going to destroy you!
With no goons at the moment, Noir Spiderman is free to web swing after Vulture with us following. Eventually, we landed at a rooftop.
Noir Vulture: Why are you bothering me, huh? Can't we work out some kind of deal?
Me: We don't negotiate with people like you!
Noir Spiderman: Sure. We get the rock. You get killed by a firing squad.
Vulture declines with his hisses and retreats to more rooftops
Noir Vulture: You don't know who you're messing with!
Buffo: Oh, Buffo knows. Buffo just don't care.
Noir Vulture: Let's see you do THIS!
Vulture leaps around certain rooftops as a way to show us of the people he's taken hostage. His men are already there guarding the hostages with orders to kill them if they spot anyone trying to save them.
Luan: We've got to get those people to safety.
Noir Spiderman: Level with me, Toomes. Were you always this wrong in the head?
Me: Yeah were you always this fucked up?
Moonstone: Before we go after Vulture, we have to rescue the hostages.
Me: Right!
Qin: Lets do it!
We went and rescued the hostages all over the place.
Nico: Are you okay?
Man: Thanks to you guys.
Me: Awesome. Get home and stay there. We got this.
Man 2: Okay.
The hostages ran.
Noir Spiderman: The people are safe. Too bad the same won't be said for Vulture.
Me: That's for sure.
Noir Spiderman is still eager to give Toomes a beating and hurries with his allies to find him. They jump and zip over rooftops while searching for the Vulture's current whereabouts or any clues where he might be.
Wataru: Over there. His shadow.
He spotted a clue and points to a large shadow that resembles Vulture on a tall building up ahead. We head for the source of the light emanating that shadow and found Vulture, perching like the disgusting bird he is on a Daily Bugle billboard waiting for them. The ugly-dressed coot smiles creepily before jumping down to confront the heroes. Not by himself. Instead, he calls others to kill them for him
Noir Vulture: GET HIM, BOYS!
Vulture's men walk out the door into the building and has them fight the heroes while he cowardly escapes inside.
Noir Spiderman: The more the merrier.
Me: Get back here you coward!
I threw energy blades and blasted Vulture's men all over and slashed them into dust.
Livewire grabbed one thug
Livewire: How about a kiss?
Livewire kissed him while shocking him. Litreally.
Ed: ZAPPITY ZAP ZAP!
Charlie McGee grabbed another thug.
Charlie McGee: Time for a kiss?
She then kissed him and then he ignited into flames and turned into ashes!
Me: WHOA! The Kiss of The Phoenix!
Luan: C'mon. We can't stand around here. Vulture's getting away.
Noir Spiderman: We're closing in on him. I can feel it (we rush through a door into a corridor that leads to the tall tower ahead) If I know Vulture, he'll go higher and higher…like a bird.
We take it easy and decided to walk into the tower, not wanting to risk rushing into a potential trap. But the second they did, Peter's spider-sense goes off like it never has before.
Noir Spiderman: Oh no.
A sudden explosion hits us and knocks us unconscious. It took a few moments for us to regain consciousness. I formed a force field to protect me. Our eyes are blurry and we have a hard time getting up. Not only that, we smell something. Something burning. And it's happening all around them. We see fire burning out of control as our vision is returning to us. We groan from all the ringing in our ears after that explosion, but we're still able to hear Vulture's taunting voice as he's kneeling right in front of us,
Noir Vulture: Wakey-wakey…eggsss and bakey! Care for a drink? WELCOME TO HELL!
The old geezer leaps into the smoke and throws an explosive Molotov that causes more things to blow up and go aflame while he laughs maniacally from all the destruction he has brought upon them.
Noir Spiderman: Guys! Get up! Get up! GET UP! EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE!
Luan: Oh my god…What did that monster DO?!
Dumbbelltron: He led us right into a trap!
Noir Spiderman: My god! There are other people in here…You maniac! What have you done?!
Luan: We gotta save them!
I then busted in!
Me: Come with me guys!
Nico: WHOA! Perfect timing!
I teleported and got the hostages out and then I brought the entire team out!
Nico: WHOA! Nice save J.D.!
Luan: We've underestimated Vulture! We're not used to this one being so deranged to the point of insanity!
Jun: We'll have Vulture pay for this later! Focus getting these people out of here!
Me: I already took care of that guys. But this version of Vulture will pay for his crimes! BIG TIME!
Camie: YEAH!
Noir Spidey: You're going DOWN!
Spiderman attaches a webline onto Toomes to zip across, lunging himself to grab the madman and knock themselves crashing through a window.
Luan: Not again!
The Spider and the Vulture fell down from a considerable height that would kill any normal man. Good thing neither of them are normal as they crashed through a skylight and landed on their sides. Spider-Man grunts from the pain while Vulture makes a cowardly escape through a warehouse.
Noir Vulture: Never catch me…NEVER!
Noir Spider-Man stands up through his aching body at the same time we regroup with him.
Luan: Are you okay?
Noir Spidey: I'm fine. I really gotta stop jumping out of windows when chasing a bird that can't fly.
Mandarin: Especially since you don't have the ability to fly. You haven't fought alongside us so many times yet.
Qin: Yeah.
Lola: That's true.
Me: But either way we got to get him.
Camie: I'm so sick of this guy!
Luan: Me too!
Hay Lin: I HATE THIS MONSTER!
David Cain: He shouldn't have anywhere to run now.
Nico: A cornered animal is the most dangerous.
Me: Yeah but we got him right where we want him.
Xenia: And it will be brutal.
Lola: No way are we going to let him get away with everything he did.
Noir Vulture: When will you fools stop chasing me?!
Suzumebachi: When you're six feet under!
Me: And sent off to Hell!
Nico: Okay, Vulture. You have nowhere to run. Give up the fragment. And maybe. Just maybe. We might just throw you in prison.
Me: IF We're in a good mood! Which we AREN'T!
Noir Vulture: Couldn't leave me alone, could you? You want to take thissss rock away from me! You fools and Osssborn! But it wants me! ME! MEEEE! It's been calling me! Singing! Don't you hear it?! NO! Of course not! It doesn't want YOU! NONE OF YOU! I'm not SCARED of you, Spider-Man! I'm not scared of OSBORN! I'm not scared of ANYONE! I have the ROCK! I have the POWER! And I'm going to use it NOW!
Luan: Vulture, NO!
But it is already too late, as sensed by Spider-Man with his spider-sense roaring like crazy.
Noir Spiderman: No! We're too late!
Nico: Hurry! We need to do our entrance! We still have some time!
Me: Right!
We went at him!
Noir Vulture laughed and then The spirits of the birds of the world came and then swirled around him and then they converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted off above him and then a phoenix cry was heard and then we came out!
Me: Nowhere to run Vulture! You are dead meat!
Noir Spiderman: VULTURE! Where are you, you piece of trash-!
Popping up out of nowhere, a fragment-powered Vulture strikes Spider-Man with his claws before disappearing suddenly.
Arbormon: Where did he-?
A surprised Arbormon glances around for the Vulture, only for him to teleport to his blindspot and strike him down next. Luan looks ahead to see Vulture surrounded in a creepy orange aura lunging at him from his teleport dash, but she was able dodge his lunge in time and get a good look on him. He was a Heartless now. But aside from turning his teeth into bunch of needle-thin fangs and the Heartless symbol on his chest, nothing much changed.
WE GASPED!
Luan: So you used the fragment to gain teleportation powers and become a Heartless.
Me: No wonder we had problems with him!
Noir Vulture: I'm gonna leave my mark on you, brace face!
Noir Vulture pounced on Luan and they grappled with each other. Luan beat the crap out of Noir Vulture. The Cannibal tried to chomp on her but she dodged it before beating the crap out of him some more. This repeated two more time before Luan pushed him back.
POW BLAM! SMASH!
Noir Vulture: There is nothing you can do to stop me! With this power, even the mighty Goblin will fall before me!
Nico: Not going to happen!
Me: I'm going to kill Goblin first before you even get the chance! And you aren't the only one that can teleport!
I teleported and kicked him in the face and teleported and punched him in the back and teleported and kicked him in the chest and punched him in the face and then teleported and bashed him in the back!
Noir Vulture: (laughs evilly) Burn! Die, die, die! (gets out Moltov cocktail)
Eddy: You first!
Eddy fired his blaster at him, causing him to drop the cocktail.
Eddy: No one messes with Luan!
The cocktail smashed and burned Noir Vulture!
Qin: Nice!
Eddy fired blaster shots and they hit Noir Vulture!
Xenia: Take this!
She fired waves of explosive arrows and blasted him.
Noir Vulture: Chomp chomp! (laughs insanely)
Nico: You're a fucking monster! Our Vulture would never do what you do!
Noir Vulture: Then your Vulture is a fucking fool!
Me: YOU'RE THE FOOL! YOU'RE FUCKING INSANE!
I punched him and kicked him SQUARE in the crotch and then punched him right in the stomach and punched him right in his face and bashed him in the face with a drop kick!
Xenia: YEAH!
Poromon: CANNIBALS LIKE YOU DESERVE TO FUCKING DIE!
Poromon pecked him.
Poromon: (ECHOING) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!
He fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted him all over!
But then Count Spankulot appeared out of nowhere and spanked Noir Vulture all over and laughed maniacally!
WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP!
Count Spankulot REALLY SPANKED HIM BAD!
Noir Vulture's butt was GLOWING RED!
Then Girder, Krusty, Count Spankulot, Eris, Shade, Abis Mal, Leap Frog, Weather Wizard, Count Vertigo, and Juggernaut appeared.
Nico: Girder, Krusty, Count Spankulot, Eris, Shade, Abis Mal, Leap Frog, Weather Wizard, Count Vertigo, and Juggernaut.
Krusty: HEY HEY KIDDIES! (GOOFY LAUGHTER)
Girder: Nice shot, Count!
Count Spankulot: (Transylvanian Accent) Well, he's been bad, hasn't he?
Nico: He's been more than bad!
Me: He is pure fucking evil!
Krusty: Our Vulture is probably disgusted about how this one turned out.
Me: Yeah no shit there!
Eris: (to Nico) We heard you killed Pacifica's parents.
Nico: We sure did.
Shade: Did you tell her?
Nico: Yep we did and she is glad they are gone. We threw their ashes into the sun.
Shade: Good riddance.
?: Boy he is a monster!
Then a figure came out and it was DOOMWAVE from episode 4 of Super Ninja Steel!
Doomwave is sent to plant the Tsunami Machine to engulf the entirety of Summer Cove and wipe it out but Aaron Foster's drone breaks it using a net. He is first seen on the big screens of the Warrior Dome as he reports to Madame Odius that his machine has been broken. After being ordered by Odius to get on with it, Doomwave tries to fix it along with an army of Basherbots and Badonna coming along but the Ninja Steel Rangers (having discovered his plan using the drone) arrive and morph to take him and the Basherbots on. As most of the Rangers fight the Basherbots, Brody takes on Doomwave and is able to overpower the monster but, right before the Rangers can shoot him with the Ninja Blasters and before Levi's Rockstorm Guitar Rockstorm Blast, the monster is able to move away from the lasers as they destroy the Basherbots. Afterwards, he takes his machine and escapes into the ocean with no one to stop him and no way to reach him. After Doomwave fixes his Tsunami Machine, he returns and encounters the Power Rangers again as they are about to set the drone to the water. Preston and Calvin try to get the drone into the water but Doomwave shoots lightning from his eyes to bring them down. Right before he can destroy them, Levi and Brody step in and kick the monster back, allowing Calvin and Preston to put the drone in the water. Doomwave gets back on his feet and knocks the remote out of Hayley's hand. The tsunami then starts and Doomwave summons an army of Basherbots to aid him in battle so the male Rangers fight them off whilst Hayley and Sarah are able to retrieve the controller to control the drone and use it to capture the machine. After dealing with the Basherbots, Brody and Levi then combine their Red Ninja Strike Final Attack and Tornado Slash Final Attack to destroy Doomwave. The monster is dunked into the ocean and bemoans his feeling of defeat before imploding as Levi takes a selfie. With the threats eliminated, Hayley and Sarah pull the Tsunami Machine onto shore and use their Ninja Blasters to obliterate it.
Doomwave is then gigantified in the water by Cosmo Royale and he attacks the Rangers with his more powerful lightning vision. With him out at sea, the Megazords will not be able to attack but the Rangers acquire a new Zord Star by Mick that latches on to the drone (much to the Rangers' surprise) and transforms it into the Sub Surfer Zord. The newly-created Zord attacks Doomwave so the monster himself tries to fight back but he is no match. The Sub Surfer Zord then changes into its Ninja Zord Mode and overpowers Doomwave even more. The Rangers summon their Ninja Steel Zords and form the Ninja Steel Megazord before combining it with the Sub Surfer Zord to form the new Sub Surfer Ninja Megazord. Doomwave tries one last attempt to defeat it but is obliterated by the Riptide Slash Final Attack.
Brody: Doomwave!
Doomwave: Been a while rangers.
Me: I remember you! You were sent to plant a Tsunami Machine and wipe out the city off the face of the Earth.
Doomwave: That's right. Good memory.
Me: Thanks.
Doomwave: Too bad there's hardly any water here.
Noir Spiderman: There is. You guys just haven't seen it yet.
Me: Yeah but It will be awesome to face you.
Saya Sea: I would love having you as an archenemy.
Doomwave: Boy I would be honored! The Embodiment of Sea VS Tsunami Warrior.
Me: Very fitting and cool.
We got the battles underway.
Roach (Supernoobs), Mira, Tamao, Elie, Haru, Sylphy - (Visions of Escaflowne), Metal Man, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Squawktalk and Beastbox VS Girder, Quicksand, Universe 666 Storious, Asajj Ventress, Gammanizer Climate, and Universe 666 Issei Kurosaki- Nico's rescue in Gravity Falls and Battling Pacifica's so-called parents and Mandee and Blossomforth transforming
Girder was first.
Girder: (to Roach) Nico's rescue was in Gravity Falls Battling Pacifica's so-called parents. And Mandee and Blossomforth transformed.
Roach: It was so awesome and now we finally sent those rotten parents to the Black Gates.
Mira: We sure did. They had it coming.
Metal Man: Yeah they sure did have it coming for everything they did.
Pinkie Pie: Those two were horrible partypoopers.
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) And they gave all parents everywhere a bad name.
Featherweight: They sure did.
Sprocket: You got that right.
Girder: Boy no kidding. Lets do it!
Girder and Roach called out their Skarmory.
Roach and Mira merged and they formed into ROMIRA! Girder and Quicksand merged and ther formed into GIRDQUICKSAND! Roach and group fired waves of energy, lightning, metal and gears and smashed them down.
Jackie, Donald Duck, Xion, Mickey, Ventus, Terra, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Bomb Man and Burst Man VS Krusty, Quackerjack, Dark Riku, Key Monster, Toxitea, and Shearfear - Us battling Another Lumpjaw, Orange Slice Candy, Skittles Monster, M&Ms Villains, Chocolate Cake, Waffles, Pancakes, Sushi, Burrito, Burger of Giant Beef, Strikning and Thundermon who are the embodiments of Sun, Moon, Whale, Explosion, Sea and Spice
Krusty was next.
Krusty: (to Jackie) Nico, Sage's team, Thundermon's team, and the others did good battling Another Lumpjaw, Orange Slice Candy, Skittles Monster, M&Ms Villains, Chocolate Cake, Waffles, Pancakes, Sushi, Burrito, Burger of Giant Beef, Strikning and Thundermon. They're the embodiments of Sun, Moon, Whale, Explosion, Sea and Spice.
Jackie: We were amazed to see them. The Sea, Explosion and Spice Dopants were all unused in the show.
Donald Duck: Yeah it was cool.
Bomb Man: Boy it sure was. We were amazed seeing Embodiments of them.
Sunset Shimmer: They were really cool to see.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah they sure were.
Sunburn: Yeah no kidding.
Krusty: Boy they sure must've been awesome! I heard one of them was the Daughter of Victor Zsasz.
Jackie: She sure was!
Krusty: Boy I did not like that guy one bit! To be honest those scars he has all over him REALLY freak me out. Lets do it!
Jackie and Krusty called out their Ducklett. Jackie and Xion merged and formed into JACKION! Krusty and Dark Riku merged and they formed into KRUSTRIKU! Jackie and group fired waves of fire and smashed them down.
Lucy Heartfilia, X-Squad Bangray, Shelley Laurence, Thomas, Gordan, Kagura (Gintama), Princess Shirahoshi, Twilight Sparkle, Starshiine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Laxus Dreyar and Alan & Ann VS Count Spankulot, Lady Quark, Rugal Bernstein, Big Daddy Boo, Cave of Wonders Tiger God Head, and Gluttony (Full Metal Alchemist) - Lincoln's rescue in Sterling Heights, Michigan and we took down Dr. Carol Linnadeus
Count Spankulot was next.
Count Spankulot: (to Lucy) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Sterling Heights, Michigan. He took down Dr. Carol Linnadeus, who has been VERY bad!
Lucy Heartfilia: You got that right and it was awesome how they took her down.
X-Squad Bangray: She had it coming for her terrible experiments.
Shirahoshi: That is for sure. She deserved it.
Twilight Sparkle: I agree there too.
Starshine Sparkle: What she did makes her a monster.
Spyro: Yeah no kidding.
Count Spankulot: That is for sure and now she is gone. Lets do it!
Lucy and Count called out their Lunala and Crobat. Lucy merged with Princess Shirahoshi and they were called LUCY SHIRAHOSHI! Count and Marina Del Rey merged and they formed into COUNT DEL REY! Lucy and group fired waves of magic and stars and smashed them down.
Lane, Howard the Duck, Miia, Cerea, Rachnera, Fi, Fyora the Faerie Queen, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Centaur Man and Flame Man VS Eris, Quackor the Fowl, Ghost of Witch McCoy, Minotaur (Scooby Doo), Moon Monster, and Injector - Meeting Iona Xion
Eris was next.
Eris: (to Lane) I heard you guys met Iona Xion. What's she like?
Lane: She's the embodiment of Xion and she is also the Keyblade Knight of the world of Tangled.
Howard: We were amazed to hear about all that.
Fyora: Boy we sure were.
Fluttershy: She is a really magical one.
Tornado Bolt: Boy she sure is.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Ja she is amaing.
Stealth Elf: Yeah that is awesome.
Eris: I agree there. Lets do it!
Lane and Eris called out their Regifairy! Lane and Miia merged and they formed into LANEMIIA! Eris and Ghost of Witch McCoy merged and they formed into ERIS GHOST MCCOY!
Lane and group fired waves of light, leaves, grass, flowers and fruit and smashed them down.
Black Widow, Owl, Sento Kiryu, Falke, Evil HERO Inferno Wing, Honest, Razor (Swat Kats), Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Flywheels and Stranglehold VS Shade, Owl (Stellaluna), Professor Brainstorm, Ephemeral, Blazing Skull, and Elaine Belloc - Toy Time Galaxy
Shade was next.
Shade: (to Black Widow) Nico visited Toy Time Galaxy. Were there any good toys there?
Black Widow: It was a really amazing galaxy.
Owl: I say it sure was.
Razor: I thought it was a neat place.
Starlight Glimmer: It sure was awesome and it was a fun place.
Cozy Glow: You got that right.
Hex: It sure was fun.
Shade: Nice. Lets do it!
Black Widow and Shade called out their Regidark. Black Widow and Evil HERO Inferno Wing merged and they formed into BLACK WIDOW THE INFERNO WING! Shade and Blazing Skull merged and they formed into THE SHADE SKULL! Black Widow and group fired waves of energy, darkness, skulls, blood, bones, lightning, stars and magic and smashed them down.
Weiss, IM Weasel, Flynn McCallister, Summer Landsdown, Dillion, Gem, Hina, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Grenade Man and Aqua Man (Mega Man) VS Abis Mal, IR Baboon, Prawn, Warrada, Anchor Man, and Asriel Dremurr - The mascots saving one of the Sharkettes with a Peanut Allergy
Abis Mal was next.
Abis Mal: (to Weiss) The mascots helped Colette big time. Hard to believe she had a Peanut Allergy
Weiss: I know. That was crazy.
I.M. Weasel: It sure was a crazy allergy and a dangerous one too.
Hina: It sure was crazy.
Rarity: That is for sure darlings.
Sweetie Belle: It sure was. Poor Colette.
Gill Grunt: Yeah no kidding.
Abis Mal: I agree there. Lets do it!
Weiss and Abis Mal called out Diancie. Weiss and Rarity merged and they formed into WEIRARE! Abis Mal and Duff Killigan merged and they formed into ABISDUFF! Weiss and team fired waves of energy and water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.
Lightning Dust, Mika Kozuru, Hillary Jennings, Android 17, Footmon, Melon Mint, Nefertimon, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Buffo and his Worshipers, and Finn (Jackie Chan) VS Leap Frog, Glue Man, Walter West the Evil Flash, Krylox, Soccadillo, and Eight Ball - Noir Vulture is next and THIS ONE IS A CANNIBAL!
Leap Frog was next.
Leap Frog: (to Lightning Dust) Noir Vulture is next. THIS ONE IS A FUCKING CANNIBAL!
Lightning Dust: Unlike the one we know, this guy is one whacked up fruit loop! What a monster!
Mika: Yeah no kidding there!
Nefertimon: That is for sure.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah this one is a monster.
Scootaloo: Worse than that.
Whirlwind: Yeah no kidding.
Leap Frog: Boy no kidding and he tried to kill you guys with a fire! Lets do it!
Lightning Dust and Leap Frog called out Greninja! Lightning Dust and Mika merged and formed into LIGHTNING MIKA! Leap Frog and Glue Man merged and formed into LEAPGLUE! Lightning Dust and group fired waves of lightning, wind and rainbows and smashed them down.
Shane Clarke, Star Girl, Jake Holling, Zaina Zemperyous, Kathleen and Kerry Meel, Wendy Valerious, Aurora Haiku, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Silver Banshee and Livewire VS Weather Wizard, Uchoten, Etemon, Water Elementor, Thunder Kang, and Water Kang - Hay Lin is REALLY PISSED OFF that this version of the one we know is a bloodthirsty savage monster that looks and acts like Gollum
Weather Wizard was next.
Weather Wizard: (to Shane) Hay Lin is REALLY PISSED OFF that this version of Vulture we know and love is a bloodthirsty savage monster that looks and acts like Gollum. I hope she helps Luan, Scott, Tracer, Animated Optimus, Live Action Optimus, Wataru, and Jun rip his fucking head off!
Shane: Boy that's an understatement!
Star Girl: Yeah no kidding! This guy is a monster!
Aurora Haiku: Yeah this guy is a monster from hell!
Applejack: He is worse than that1
Apple Bloom: No kidding there! He is worse than Professor Pyg!
Flashwing: He sure is!
Weather Wizard: Boy he sure is! Lets do it!
Shane and Weather Wizard called out their Castform! Shane and Star Girl merged and they formed into SHANESTAR! Weather Wizard and Uchoten merged and formed into WEATHERTEN! Shane and group fired waves of lightning, earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.
Courtney, Froze, Gwen Lancelot XXXVII, Nicholette Tesla, Luna Spencer, Rachel Lilly, Haruka Kito, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, Alucard (HELLSING) and Android 17 VS Count Vertigo, Wolfman (Gaggle of Galloping Ghosts), Blandy, Bat Imagin, 3 Multiviolas, and Wild Gigazelles - This version of Vulture has teleportation powers because of the fragment he has
Count Vertigo was next.
Count Vertigo: (to Courtney) This version of Vulture has teleportation powers because of the fragment he has. Like that'll save him!
Courtney: That fragment makes him be in many places at once.
Froze: Yeah that was crazy.
Haruka Kita: It sure was.
Princess Luna: But he is not going to use that fragment ever again!
Moondust: Not on our watch.
Snowdrop: That's for sure.
Gari: Yeah! He tried to kill us! Now we're going to kill him!
Blackout: And it will hurt!
Count Vertigo: This guy is pure evil! Lets do it!
Courtney and Count Vertigo called out their Crobat! Courtney and Gwen merged and they formed into COURTGWEN! Count Vertigo and Pied Piper merged and they formed into COUNT VERTIPIPER! Courtney and group fired waves of fire and darkness and smashed them down.
Cameron, Fasha, Heather Riley, Pure Terra Dragon, Pure Sea Dragon, Pure Nature Dragon, Kendrix Morgan, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Android 21 and Suzumebachi VS Juggernaut, Yost Rhino, Dennis, Flonk, Mr. Sucker Punch, and Orb Bot - This version of Vulture is DEFINITELY getting the Black Gates
Juggernaut was next.
Juggernaut: (to Cameron) This version of Vulture is DEFINITELY getting the Black Gates. And for a good fucking reason!
Cameron: That is for sure!
Fasha: Yeah he is absolutely too dangerous!
Kendrix: And he will pay big time!
Princess Celestia: And it will hurt really bad.
King Solar: That is for sure.
Solar Eclipsa: Yeah no kidding.
Amber Morning: He is a monster.
Spotlight: That is for sure.
Juggernaut: You got that right! Lets do it!
Cameron and Juggernaut called out their Greninja and Mega Machamp. Cameron and Iron Man merged and they formed into IRON CAMERON! Juggernaut and Grizzly merged and they formed into JUGGERGRIZZ! Cameron and group fired waves of light and smashed them all over.
Ninja Steel Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Drive Riders, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Doomwave
Doomwave was next.
Doomwave: Boy this version of Vulture really did a number on you guys.
Nico: No shit.
May: That was crazy.
Doomwave: Yeah. Lets do it!
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of Noir Vulture, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the symbol of the Tablet of Order and Chaos etched on the 7'5" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades and blessed by the powers of Heaven, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels.
Nico teleported back with them.
Ninja Steel Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! POWER STARS! LOCK IN! READY! NINJA SPIN!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! NINJA STEEL!
Drive Riders: HENSHIN!
They transformed and were ready for action!
Nico: Lets dance!
Ninja Steel Rangers: NINJA STEEL! FINAL STRIKE!
They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Doomwave and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: YEAH! Doomwave you have failed this world!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win
We regrouped!
Troy: You don't have wings!
Tsukasa: But we'll show you real ones!
Me: And we're your Angels of DEATH!
Kamen Ride: Red Hawk!
Kamen Ride: Blue Swallow!
Kamen Ride: Black Condor!
Kamen Ride: Yellow Owl!
Kamen Ride: White Swan!
Tsukasa turned into Red Hawk and Daiki summoned clones of the Jetman!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! HYPERJET SQUAD!
They turned into the Jetman!
Me: Time for you to pay!
We went at him and kicked and pulverized and blasted and slashed and bashed him!
Nico: Use the Spotlights! Remember! He's weak to light!
We shined light on him all over and he screamed!
Hay Lin then punched him down.
Hay Lin: Alright, that is it! I've had it up to hear with you, you vicious cannibal!
Suddenly, something within Hay Lin's mind snapped as memories of Noir Vulture's cannibalism and his crimes against the people rushed through her head, and her sky blue eyes turned neon sky blue and she was surrounded by a pink energy aura with stars, winds, magic, life energy, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Hay Lin's Kandrakar Hurricane Quintessence Greatsword of Magical Justice from her back, and as she approached Noir Vulture, she left pink energy, stars, winds, magic, life energy, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Hay Lin: You know what, you really really make me sick to no end. You absolutely have no disregard for human life, and you not only committed some very serious crimes, but you also ate your victims as well, that's just disgusting! (SUDDENLY GETTING ANGRY) But, to also find out you have no sense of remorse or regret for what you've done..., YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A SICK TWISTED AND PURE EVIL MONSTER AND A PATHETIC MISTAKE OF NATURE, VULTURE, AND FOR THAT, I WILL DESTROY EVERY SINGLE TRACE OF YOU UNTIL THERE'S NOTHING LEFT OF YOU STANDING!
We gasped at the sudden extent of Hay Lin's rage: Noir Vulture's time was up!
Me: UH OH!
Nico: OH SHIT!
Me: Not good!
Noir Spiderman: What's happening?!
Lincoln: You're about to see what happens when someone's crimes and remorseless behavior pushes us past our limits. HIT THE DECK, SHE'S GOING TO BLOW!
We immediately took cover as Hay Lin screamed like a madwoman and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
A massive explosion of wind and energy blasted out and she was surrounded by a massive vortex of pink energy with stars, winds, magic, and life energy surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a sky blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at Noir Vulture: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Hay Lin emerged, but she was changed forever.
(IMPERATRIX MUNDI PLAYS AT 1:45 TO 2:14)
Hay Lin grew from 7'4" to 7'9" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has sky blue highlights in the bangs of her long blue-black hair put in two pigtails and large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner, she has pink energy aura with stars, winds, magic, life energy, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has a phoenix with the Wind Kanji in its claws emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with sky blue iris, she has on phoenix earrings with sky blue gems for eyes and holding the Wind, Life, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she has on her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with blue-black gems in the gold star links and blue-black crystal links and a blue-black phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a phoenix with sky blue gems for eyes and holding the Wind, Life, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant and white and gold accented choker on her neck, she has on a long-sleeved pink blouse with blue-black phoenix on it, pink skirt with winds on them, pink pants, pink knee-high high heels, and a pink long sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, winds, magic, life energy, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is a phoenix with winds and stars surrounding it. Suddenly, Hay Lin felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive blue-black angel wings with sky blue tips on the large blue-black feathers grew much bigger for her new body. Hay Lin has on a Ring of The Phoenix with sky blue gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and White Lantern ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Hay Lin's massive Hay Lin's Kandrakar Hurricane Quintessence Greatsword of Magical Justice was surrounded by a kaleidoscope of pink energy, stars, winds, magic, life energy, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Hay Lin's Celestial Kandrakar Hurricane Quintessence Greatsword of Magical Kandrakar Wind Justice, it's a brand-new greatsword with embedded sky blue gems and the symbols of Wind and Kandrakar etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged blue-black blade, large angel heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt with large blue-black gem embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large phoenix heads with blue gems for eyes and large angel head with blue gems for eyes and large blue-black gem in its mouth on the bottom of the phoenix heads for the pommel, Hay Lin has on her new large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with large blue-black gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the large left gold Bracer, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with blue-blue gems for eyes and large blue-black gem in its beak for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There are blue Chinese characters below the phoenix that said, "Hay Lin, Guardian of Air, Loving Granddaughter and Successor of Yan Lin, Loving Daughter of Joan and Chen Lin, Loving Younger Sister of Xenia Lin, Friend of Will Vandom, Irma Lair, Taranee Cook, Cornelia Hale, Lillian Hale, Kadma, Cassidy, Halinor, Nerissa, and Many, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Archenemy of Adrien Toomes Also Known as Vulture, Destroyer of Dark Nerissa and Phobos, Loving Sister of Yost Spiderman and His Friends, Loving Girlfriend of Eric Lyndon, and Master of Quintessence, Winds, and Life Energy"
海·林,空气守护者,慈爱的孙女和燕林的继承人,琼和陈琳的爱女,林仙妮的爱妹妹,威尔·范多姆的朋友,伊尔玛·莱尔,塔拉尼·库克,科妮莉亚·黑尔,莉莲·黑尔,卡德玛,卡西迪,哈利诺,妮莉莎和许多人,大声凤凰风暴团队的神奇成员,宇宙的勇敢战士,保护者,捍卫者和救世主宇宙、多元宇宙及更远的宇宙的大使和希望灯塔,友谊和元素的力量的大师,天界塞尔纳加之怒的大师,黑门的大师,终极善良的终极力量,真正的真理女神,正义,爱,同情,希望,宽恕,勇敢,美德,决心,忠诚,诚实,慷慨,善良,无私,勇气和信任,毁灭者和邪恶的杀手,疯狂、凶残、残忍、虐待狂的混蛋,神奇而强大的老师的神奇而强大的学生,阿德里安·图姆斯的大敌,也被称为秃鹫,黑暗尼丽莎和火卫一的毁灭者,约斯特蜘蛛侠和他的朋友们的可爱妹妹,埃里克·林登的可爱女友,精髓、风和生命能量的大师
Suddenly, Hay Lin's immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!
Hay Lin has SUPER ANGEL-KANDRAKAR AIR QUINTESSENCE GUARDIAN-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC KANDRAKAR AIR HURRICANE QUINTESSENCE HEAVENLY PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC KANDRAKAR AIR HURRICANE QUINTESSENCE HEAVENLY PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC KANDRAKAR AIR HURRICANE QUINTESSENCE HEAVENLY PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Hay Lin's Super Angel-Kandrakar Air Guardian-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Noir Vulture saw it, he went insane with rage and ran at her to slice her to shreds, but Hay Lin fired a powerful barrage of pink and sky blue energy, quintessence, life energy, stars, winds, phoenixes, and angels at Noir Vulture, and they exploded with such incredible power as the barrage hit him, and this really angered him now.
Hay Lin: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Cosmic Kandrakar Air Guardian Quintessence Heavenly Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Kandrakar Air Guardian Quintessence Heavenly Phoenix Angel Love) There's absolutely no way we're going to let you live, Vulture! Time to die!
Hay Lin bashed and viciously pulverized Noir Vulture all over the place with extreme savagery!
While this was happening, Nico shined another spotlight on Noir Vulture.
Hay Lin went at him and really beat the living shit out of him with incredibly brutal force!
POW BLAM SMASH WHAM!
Hay Lin fired a massive blast of wind and blew him in a huge tornado and blew him around in it.
Hay Lin teleported and bashed and kicked him all over!
Siado, Malvadine, and Nivenna blasted and smashed him all over.
Draco, Raj, Seaspray and Octopunch used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Draco and Raj's powers and Seaspray's laser cannons and Octopunch's torch gun 100-fold.
Draco and Seaspray: FIRESTORM LASER BLAST!
Raj and Octopunch: INDIA TORCH BLAST!
Origami Angel Power and Arbormon: ORIGAMI ANGEL BLAST!
Constellar Space Power and BlackWarGreymon: CONSTELLAR SPACE BLAST!
Rebel Force of Eli and David Cain: REBEL FORCE MEGABLAST!
Moon Princess Force of Light and Gameface: MOON PRINCESS FORCE BLAST!
Jedi of Dagobah and Dumbbelltron: JEDI DAGOBAH BURST!
Crystal Elemental Fury and Oculous: CRYSTAL ELEMENT BLAST!
Purple Beauty Force and Ben Ravencroft: PURPLE BEAUTY FORCE SHOT!
Wood of Nature and Deadwood: WOOD OF NATURE BLAST!
Frostwrath Ice Force and Moonstone: FROSTWRATH ICE STORM!
Fighting Force of Chuck and Mercurymon: FIGHTING FORCE BLAST!
Rainbow Dash, Storm Rainbow, Prism Bolt, Icy Storm, Overcast, Thunder Eagle-Hammer, Jessica Jumpstart, Air Turtle, Sharp Claws, Silverwing, Sky Blue, Lightning Dust, Scootaloo, Echo Five, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Tornado Bolt, Rumble, Magma Gloom, Spitfire, Vapor Trail, Sky Stinger, Angel Wings, Soarin, Night Glider, Wind Socks, Cloudkicker, Blossomforth, Thunderlane, Cloud Chaser, Daring Do, Derpy Hooves, Flash Magnus, Indigo Zap, Lightning Bolt, Lemon Zest, Lemon Tart, Sour Sweet, Split Face, Sunny Flare, Fire Light, Sugarcoat, Smartsweet, Frosty Orange, Velvet Sky, Smolder the Dragon, Air Skylanders and Françoise: LIGHTNING STRIKE OF LOYALTY!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Rainbow Dash, Hay Lin, Nico, Spiderman, me and Lincoln: BIRD SPIDER MEGABLAST!
We fired waves of energy and elements.
Lincoln: BIRD ELEMENT STYLE: EAGLE!
Entrapta: BIRD LIGHTNING STYLE: FALCON!
Perfuma: BIRD NATURE STYLE: FINCH!
Frosta: BIRD ICE STYLE: PENGUIN!
Jessica Kaios: BIRD FIRE STYKE: BITTERN!
Nanami Simpson: BIRD WATER STYLE: BLUEBIRD!
Julie Makimoto: BIRD EARTH STYLE: CHICKADEE!
Chie Satonaka: BIRD WIND STYLE: MAGPIE!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said birds.
Lincoln and his harem: BIRD FINAL SMASH: EXPLOSIVE BIRD KI BLASTS!
They fired explosive ki blasts based on birds at Noir Vulture which explodes on contact!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Nico: Keep it coming with the spotlights!
Luan fired waves of light and blasted Noir Vulture.
Eddy and Princess Celestia blasted Noir Vulture all over.
Lola fired a wave of fire and burned him!
Camie fired waves of Aurora energy and blasted him!
Lola: Take that!
Nico shined another Spotlight on him.
He screamed and Hay Lin and Luan blasted him with wind and light!
Me: YEAH!
Wataru and Jun jumped on Noir Vulture and then bashed and punched him down!
Qin: And this!
She fired waves of fire and blasted Noir Vulture all over!
Scott: Not gonna turn into another form?
Wataru: Nah. I just need my basic form for this guy.
Scott: Suit yourself.
Scott got out the Shark Attack Disk he got from Jayden.
Scott Truman: Shark Attack Mode!
Scott turned into his Shark Attack mode! He slashed and bashed Noir Vulture!
Tracer: (British Accent) You're not the only one who can teleport!
Tracer teleported over to where Noir Vulture teleported and then she and Scott punched him.
KRABLAM!
Eli: Come on guys!
Me: Lets finish this fucker!
Hay Lin went after Noir Vulture, and she fired extremely powerful blasts of pink and sky blue energy, quintessence, life energy, stars, magic, winds, phoenixes, and angels at Noir Vulture, and they exploded with such incredible power as the barrage hits him. She attacked him with her massive new greatsword leaving scars on him, and she even slashed off his arms as he screamed in pain.
Noir Spiderman: This is for my uncle!
BLAM!
He punched him square in the face with devastating force!
Me: NICE! Hey Toomes!
I showed my shoulder.
Me: You hungry? Come and get a bite. Right here. Nice and tender and tasty. Come on. You know you want it.
Noir Vulture: Big mistake.
HE WENT AT ME AND THEN…
CHOMP!
HE BIT MY SHOULDER!
Me: No… BIG MISTAKE ON YOU!
He then screamed in excruciating agony and he was melting and dissolving into blood and mess and mush and he was screaming and then he melted into nothing but a pile of blood and slop!
Nico: WHOA!
Xenia: J.D.'s poisonous blood killed him!
Noir Spidey: It's over for you, you filthy vermin…
Abis Mal: You sure you don't want to end his spirit? He did murder your uncle.
Noir Spiderman: No. I think I've done enough to avenge him. Besides, I already killed him once.
Leap Frog: Good. I know your uncle would be proud.
Noir Spiderman: Thanks. Now, with Vulture out of the way… (grabs the fragment) Osborn's next!
Weather Wizard: Damn right!
Count Vertigo: All he has is his low level goons.
Noir Spidey: I owe you guys one for this.
Juggernaut: Just doing our job
Then his spirit came.
Me: This is for pissing all of us off.
I then painted the Judgement Kanji on him and then the spirits of all those he killed came and found him guilty and banished him to the black gates. Forever!
He was now a forgotten memory.
Xenia: Good riddance.
Qin: Yeah.
After we destroyed Noir Vulture, Hay Lin holstered her massive greatsword on her back and powered down, and Hay Lin's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, and massive blue-black angel wings are permanent.
Nico: Good riddance, you filthy cannibal! Awesome job, gang, we destroyed Noir Vulture and got the next piece of The Tablet.
Lincoln: Now, there's one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: Darcy's older brother, Damian Erebus.
?: (ENRAGED SCREAM) VARIE, LINCOLN, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU ALL FOR RUINING OUR PLAN TO DESTROY THE WORLD'S ECONOMY AND SENDING ME TO FUCKING PRISON!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier infused with absorption energy that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of darkness blasts that came out of nowhere and they hit the barrier, but the dark energy volley was absorbed into us and we became even stronger than ever. Then, we saw Erebus the Underworld Monarch appear.
Darcy Erebus: (GROWLS) I always knew there was no mistaking that foul mouth from anywhere, get out of that Erebus skinsuit, and show yourself, Damian!
Erebus the Underworld Monarch vanished in a vortex of infernal wind, and in its place stood a 6'11" tall male with neon purple hair and dark purple eyes similar as Darcy's, massive muscular build, and dressed in a red prison jumpsuit: it was Damian Erebus, the evil older brother of Darcy Erebus and the seventh of the eleven most dangerous thugs in Royal Woods.
Nico: We meet once again, Damian Erebus.
Darcy Erebus: The seventh of the eleven most dangerous thugs in Royal Woods, I would have never thought I'd have to see your ugly face again, Damian, I made sure we were done with you after we foiled the grand extortion scheme you, your buddies, and your boss, Flip, made to destroy the world's economy six years ago and sent you to prison for good.
Damian Erebus: Laugh all you want, bitch, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU AND LINCOLN FOR RUINING MY LIFE! NO ONE CROSSES THE ELEMENTAL MONARCHS OF EVIL AND LIVES!
Darcy Erebus: You're all bark and no fucking bite, Damian. Now, you're just acting like a rabid dog who needs to be put down.
Suddenly, Darcy Erebus' dark purple eyes turned neon dark purple and she was surrounded by a black and dark purple energy aura with stars, darkness, hellfire, souls of the dead, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Erebus the Underworld Monarch's Demonic Hellfire Darkness Dead Soul Greatsword of Underworld Monarch Justice from her back, and as she approached Damian Erebus, she left black and dark purple energy, stars, darkness, hellfire, souls of the dead, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Darcy Erebus: Even after we sent you and your buddies to prison six years ago, you still make me sick to no end, Damian, and it's not just that. You've always hated me ever since the day I was born and when I was growing up, you always tried to find ways to make my life Hell and even worse, you tried to find ways to kill me. Mom and Dad were right to have kicked you out of the house after you turned eighteen, they also couldn't stand your bullshit any longer, and what you, your buddies, and Flip tried to do six years ago with that scheme of yours, you broke Mom and Dad's hearts, and you sent them spiraling into depression because of it, and I was also forced to see them die at the hands of Stern Fern in that downward spiral of depression. We were right to have disowned you, Damian, and now, I'm going to do Mom and Dad a favor and send you straight to Hell where you rightfully belong!
Suddenly, Darcy Erebus was surrounded by a massive vortex of green energy with stars, darkness, hellfire, and souls of the dead surrounding it, there are phoenixes, angels, and Erebus the Underworld Monarch flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix with red blood eyes glaring at Damian Erebus: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Darcy Erebus emerged, but she was changed forever.
Darcy Erebus grew from 6'11" to 7'9" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has black and blood red highlights in the bangs of her long neon purple hair and large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon dark purple eyes and a black and dark purple energy aura with stars, darkness, hellfire, souls of the dead, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has Erebus the Underworld Monarch with the Dark Kanji in its hands emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with purple iris, she has on phoenix earrings with purple gems for eyes and holding the Darkness, Star, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Erebus the Underworld Monarch with red gems for eyes and holding the Darkness, Star, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her dark purple phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony for the second pendant along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with dark purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and dark purple gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Darcy Erebus has on a sleeveless gray blouse, short-sleeved purple shirt, purple skirt, purple stockings, purple legwarmers, purple shoes, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, darkness, hellfire, souls of the dead, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Erebus the Underworld Monarch surrounded by stars, darkness, hellfire, and souls of the dead. Suddenly, Darcy Erebus felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive purple angel wings with black tips and stars on the large dark purple feathers grew much bigger for her new body, and she now has eleven massive and long purple wolf tails with black tips and black markings, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.
Suddenly, Darcy Erebus' scythe, massive Erebus the Underworld Monarch's Demonic Hellfire Darkness Dead Soul Greatsword of Underworld Monarch Justice and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and purple energy, stars, darkness, hellfire, souls of the dead, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Darcy Erebus' Infernal Underworld Monarch Erebus the Underworld Monarch Demonic Darkness Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Darkness Phoenix Underworld Monarch Erebus Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded purple gems and Erebus the Underworld Monarch etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged black blade, large black dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large dark purple gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four black phoenix heads with dark purple gems for eyes and large black phoenix head with dark purple gems for eyes and a large dark purple gem in its mouth on the bottom of the black phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the large gold Bracer, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Erebus the Underworld Monarch's head with dark purple gems for eyes and a large dark purple gem inside its open mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a purple kanji below Erebus the Underworld Monarch that said, "Darcy Erebus, Gene-Slammer of Erebus the Underworld Monarch, Friend and Sister of Lucy Loud, Master Summoner of The Undead and Master of The Souls of The Damned, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Bullies, Destroyer of Stern Fern, Archenemy of Bat (Super Mario), Destroyer of Damian Erebus, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Winds, Phoenixes, and Angels"
ダーシー・エレバス、冥界君主エレバスのジーン・スラマー、ルーシー・ラウドの友人であり妹、アンデッドのマスター・サモナー、ザ・ダムドのマスター、リンカーン・ラウドの愛情深い守護天使で将来の妻、いじめっ子の軽蔑者、スターン・ファーンの破壊者、バットの大敵(スーパーマリオ)、ダミアン・エレバスの破壊者、チーム・ラウドの素晴らしいメンバー、フェニックス・ストーム、ブレイブ宇宙の戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使兼灯台、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、ロイ誠実さ、誠実さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者であり殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして風、フェニックス、天使の達人
Suddenly, Darcy Erebus' immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!
Darcy Erebus has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-EREBUS THE UNDERWORLD MONARCH-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA INFERNAL DEMONIC DARKNESS DAMNED SOUL UNDEAD EREBUS THE UNDERWORLD MONARCH PHOENIX MONARCH ANGEL OF DIVINE INFERNAL DEMONIC DARKNESS DAMNED SOUL UNDEAD EREBUS THE UNDERWORLD MONARCH PHOENIX MONARCH ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE INFERNAL DEMONIC DARKNESS DAMNED SOUL UNDEAD EREBUS THE UNDERWORLD MONARCH PHOENIX MONARCH ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Darcy Erebus' Super Angel-Erebus the Underworld Monarch-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Damian Erebus saw it, he went fucking mad with rage and transformed into Erebus the Underworld Monarch and fired blasts of darkness at her, but she absorbed them and it made her stronger, and she fired a massive barrage of black and purple energy, darkness, hellfire, damned souls, phoenixes, and angels at Damian Erebus, and they exploded as they hit him, he got back up, but now, he was absolutely pissed and driven mad by wrath and bloodthirst.
Me: HOLY CRAP!
Nico: OH DAMN! NOW, THE GATES OF THE UNDERWORLD HAVE BEEN OPENED, AND THE SOULS OF THE DAMNED ARE ABOUT TO BE UNLEASHED!
Lincoln: Awesome, Darcy Erebus' transformed into her Super Angel-Erebus the Underworld Monarch-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and she really pissed off Damian big time, and now, it's high-time we got rid of you for good, Damian.
Darcy Erebus: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Infernal Damned Soul Darkness Phoenix Erebus the Underworld Monarch Phoenix Angel and Divine Infernal Damned Soul Darkness Phoenix Erebus the Underworld Monarch Phoenix Angel Love) Exactly what I was about to say, Linky. Let's get him!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Darcy Erebus.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You really made a huge mistake coming after us, Damian, but I take comfort knowing when I get married to Darcy in the future, I won't have a heartless twisted bastard like you for a brother-in-law, and like all my future wives' evil relatives, only one thing awaits you: death!
Darcy Erebus and Lincoln went after Damian Erebus who continued firing darkness blasts at them, but they absorbed them and it made them stronger, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and dark purple energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spiders, whales, monkeys, hummingbirds, lizards, giants, condors, cats, llamas, dogs, snakes, spirals, wings, snakes, trees, crocodiles, herons, fish, dark dragons, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Damned Souls, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Ghouls, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Yetis, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Damian Erebus and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his gold claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Damian Erebus also attack him with some powerful punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they smashed him all over with their immense and extremely powerful superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really really driving Damian Erebus even madder than ever!
Damian Erebus: I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, STINKOLN!
Damian Erebus fired more darkness blasts at Lincoln, but he absorbed them and it made him even more stronger as his darkness aura became more ferocious. Then, Lincoln drove his massive greatsword into Damian Erebus' stomach and he began sucking out and absorbing the wind powers he'd gotten when he Gene-Slammed himself into Erebus the Underworld Monarch along with his massive muscle mass and strength and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and halo glowed, and that caused Damian Erebus to revert back to normal, but now, he was thin as a rake and he was really weak.
Lincoln swung his massive greatsword and sent Damian Erebus flying into the air, then, Lincoln and Darcy Erebus fired powerful blasts of darkness at Damian Erebus, which destroyed the fucker and sent his ass to The Black Gates. We cheered wildly for what Darcy Erebus and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down, and Darcy Erebus' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long purple wolf tails, gold halo behind her head, and massive purple angel wings are permanent.
Darcy Erebus: Burn in The Black Gates forever, Damian. Thank you for helping me get rid of my evil older brother forever, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Darcy.
Suddenly, Darcy Erebus wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Darcy Erebus' face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and Erebus the Underworld Monarch flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and darkness and the souls of the damned echoing in agony behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Darcy Erebus sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces, darkness, and damned souls and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Lincoln: We did it, we got rid of Damian Erebus, but we still got four more of those thugs to deal with.
Dawn Ehther: Which means tomorrow, it's Douglas Ehther's turn to die.
Lincoln: Douglas isn't getting out of this, and I hope we call down the wrath of the angels and powers of Heaven upon him and let them hand down their holy judgement on his soul, Dawn.
Me: That I'd like to see. So, Lincoln, who's the next Keyblade Knight we're meeting tomorrow?
Lincoln: I've got a really good one and it's another one for the Embodiments of Organization XIII: Sora Roxas, Keyblade Knight of the Dwarf Woodlands and Embodiment of Roxas, The Key of Destiny.
Roxas, Lea, and Xion gasped.
Xion: Oh man, no way, Sora Roxas! We haven't seen her in years.
Roxas: It sure has been years since we last saw her.
Michelle Emperyous: And I knew you'd pick her, Lincoln, and you guys will love meeting her, Sora Roxas is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a Keyblader with the powers of Light and she harbors a very very nasty hatred towards Queen Grimhilde for what she did in poisoning Snow White with that poison apple, and it's so powerful and brutal that she wants nothing more than to kill her, cut her head off, and stuff it with poison apples. Plus, she harbors a very very nasty hatred towards ALL THE MEMBERS of Organization XIII and wants to make sure they did to Roxas by making him do all their dirty work and even worse, making him have to put Xion down which broke his heart long ago, and she swore they'd all pay for their crimes. She is also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi, Eli, Cid, Namine, Roxas, Xion, Yuffie, Leon, Aerith, and all their friends on all worlds including Sora's mother and is a very awesome sister to Aqua and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.
Me: WHOA!
Nico: The Keyblade Knight of The Dwarf Woodlands and The Embodiment of Roxas, The Key of Destiny?! Oh man, she must be one skilled Keyblade Knight.
Lincoln: She sure is, Nico, and she even uses The Oathkeeper and Oblivion Keyblades along with the Treasure Trove Keyblade.
Eli: No surprise though, she is Roxas' Embodiment and it makes sense that she also uses Oathkeeper and Oblivion as well.
Noir Spiderman: Thanks for the help, guys. And I really do mean that.
Me: It was our pleasure.
Xenia: Yep.
Me: Good fucking riddance.
Laney: He had it coming.
Luan: That was awesome and cool.
Nico: Yep. Great job today everyone. But we're not done yet. That was number 6 of the fragments.
Xenia: Yep.
Spiderman: (To the viewers) This was a brutal and awesome adventure.
Me: Yep.
Soon, we were getting ready for bed.
Me: Oh man, here we go.
Nico: Yep. Another wild lovemaking night.
Lincoln: A bet's a bet, so as men, we've got to fulfill our end of the bet.
Ace Bunny: That's true.
And as soon as me, Nico, Lincoln, and Ace Bunny stepped into our rooms, Lincoln, Nico, and I saw our harems waiting for us in our rooms all dressed in smoking hot bras and panties lying on a super extra-extra-extra large bed fit for an expanding harem and Ace saw Lexi lying on a king-sized bed.
When Lincoln saw his harem, he had a really bright atomic red blush on his face, his deep sapphire eyes turned deep red with fiery passion, and his nose was bleeding: he was dumbstruck by the sight of his harem, and when Nico saw his harem, he had a really bright atomic red blush on his face, his blue eyes turned deep red with fiery passion, and his nose was bleeding: he was dumbstruck by the sight of his harem, and when I saw my harem, I had a really bright atomic red blush on his face, my rainbow eyes turned deeper with fiery passion, and my nose was bleeding: I was dumbstruck by the sight of his harem.
And when Ace Bunny saw Lexi, he had a really bright atomic red blush on his face, his deep sapphire eyes turned deep red with fiery passion, and his nose was bleeding: he was dumbstruck by the sight of her.
Girl Jordan, Varie, May, and Lexi Bunny: (Seductive Voice) Like what you see, big boy?
Lincoln, Me, Nico, and Ace Bunny: (In Heaven) Oh yeah.
Lily the Mermaid walked seductively up to Lincoln, Varie walked seductively up to me, May walked seductively up to Nico, and Lexi Bunny walked seductively up to Ace Bunny.
Lily the Mermaid: (Seductive Voice and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) Hope you're ready for four weeks of intense lovemaking.
Varie: (Seductive Voice and rubs her hands on my massive pecs) Cause trust us, it's going to be wild.
May: (Seductive Voice and rubs her hands on Nico's massive pecs) And it's going to be intense.
Lexi Bunny: (Seductive Voice and rubs her hands on Ace Bunny's massive pecs) Hope you're ready for a wild ride!
Lincoln, me, Nico, and Ace Bunny: Whoa, mama.
Lily the Mermaid and the rest of Lincoln's harem guided Lincoln into his room and onto the super extra-extra-extra large bed fit for Lincoln and his ever expanding harem, and Lily the Mermaid closed and locked the door and the barrier activated: Lincoln was in for four weeks of all-night intense wild lovemaking.
Varie and the rest of my harem guided me into my room and onto the super extra-extra-extra large bed fit for me and my ever expanding harem, and Varie closed and locked the door and the barrier activated: I was in for four weeks of all-night intense wild lovemaking.
May and the rest of Nico's harem guided Nico into his room and onto the super extra-extra-extra large bed fit for Lincoln and his ever expanding harem, and May closed and locked the door and the barrier activated: Nico was in for four weeks of all-night intense wild lovemaking.
And Lexi Bunny guided Ace Bunny into his room and onto the super extra-extra-extra large bed fit for Lincoln and his ever expanding harem, and Lexi Bunny closed and locked the door and the barrier activated: Ace Bunny was in for four weeks of all-night intense wild lovemaking.
TO BE CONTINUED…
Part 7 done.
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For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Turtle, Scirocco Mole, Dr. Abel Cuvier, Universe 666 Floronic Man, Meka and Wolf Eels as well as Hikaru, Esther Blanchett, Engagement Ring Princess, Lumpy Space Princess, Princess Princess Princess, Emerald Princess and Amy the Crystal Princess and we're going to a planet made of tacos and we're going to have an awesome taco feast for Sonata Dusk and more. Also we're going to battle Screwball, one of Spiderman's enemies and we're going to have Fiona and Sonata Dusk transform against her. Screwball is like Spiderman's version of Deadpool and is a Social Media Butterfly. Also we're going to battle Another Doomwave, 50 Foot Tapeworm, Human Fly, Kangaroo, Walrus, White Rabbit, Big Wheel, Wicked Wall, Video Man, Stilt Man, Scirocco Mole and Turtle. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Iron Hands and her name is Noriko Kimimoto.
Tor tomorrow, the next match-up is Dawn Ehther, Gene-Slammer of Ehther the Heavenly Monarch and Lincoln VS. Douglas Ehther
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Newark, New Jersey, and we got a case of trouble: it appears that an old enemy of Selene Laverna's past when she fought alongside Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors has shown up, a powerful dark sorcerer by the name of Dorian Quinlan has been sighted there, and he's causing havoc, and even worse, he's also a very fanatical supporter of Shao Kahn and his minions. When he heard of what we did in killing Shao Kahn and sending him, Quan Chi, and Shang Tsung to The Black Gates last year along with what we did in banishing Mileena to an unknown planet, sending Bi-Han, Rain, Tanya, Skarlet, Reiko, Sektor, Motaro, Kollector, the fallen Elder God, Shinnok, and the Titan of Time, Kronika to The Book of Vile Darkness after Lincoln stripped them of their powers, and killing D'Vorah and sending her to The Black Gates, he went insane with rage and he swore that he would kill us if it was the last thing he would ever do. But, it is going to be the last thing he ever does, we're going to destroy him and send him to The Black Gates forever. And we're going to meet the next Keyblade Knight, her name is Sora Roxas, Keyblade Knight of the Dwarf Woodlands and Embodiment of Roxas, The Key of Destiny, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a Keyblader with the powers of Light and she harbors a very very nasty hatred towards Queen Grimhilde for what she did in poisoning Snow White with that poison apple, and it's so powerful and brutal that she wants nothing more than to kill her, cut her head off, and stuff it with poison apples. Plus, she harbors a very very nasty hatred towards ALL THE MEMBERS of Organization XIII and wants to make sure they did to Roxas by making him do all their dirty work and even worse, making him have to put Xion down which broke his heart long ago, and she swore they'd all pay for their crimes. She is also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi, Eli, Cid, Namine, Roxas, Xion, Yuffie, Leon, Aerith, and all their friends on all worlds including Sora's mother and is a very awesome sister to Aqua and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.
For part 8 we're going to battle 2099 Scorpion. But this one has a tragic story to him.
See you next time.
