The Game Show of Deadpool


In the early morning hours at 3:30 AM, Clyde had a dream, and he saw six figures who was hiding out and living in the streets of Kyoto, Japan. But, they were no ordinary six figures, their were, Lindsey McBride, daughter of Clyde's future wife, Hex Maniac. Cheetor Tano, An Cheetah/Human girl. Grimlock the Wyvern, An Humanoid Wyvern. TransMechanoid, An Cybertronian Warrior. Terrorsaur the Pteranodon, An Humanoid Pteranodon. and Axe-Mantis, An Giant Mantis. Clyde woke up from the dream, but he wasn't the only one, Hex Maniac, Lincoln Loud, Dotty Loud, Black Alpha, Nico, and me also had the same dream.

Clyde: Same dream as me?

Lincoln: We sure did, buddy.

Hex Maniac: And it also means that we found out where our daughter at.

Black Alpha: Along with a Cheetah/Human girl, a Humanoid Wyvern, a Cybertronian Warrior, a Humanoid Pteranodon, and a Giant Mantis.

Lincoln: (to Dotty Loud) And Dotty, what are you doing up so late? shouldn't you be in bed?

Dooty Loud: Dotty got same dream as you guys.

Lincoln: Oh, That makes more sense.

Me: they're at Kyoto, Japan.

Nico: Another city of Japan? That's not good at all.

Clyde: That's right, Nico. Come on, we're going to rescue them, and bring them to the Estate.

Lincoln: You got that right, buddy.

Clyde, Lincoln Loud, Dotty Loud, Hex Maniac, Black Alpha, Me, and Nico were heading to Kyoto, Japan. Then, Clyde saw a shorter-than-average, plus-sized and stocky 13-years-old girl who has light skin, brown eyes with a pair of round black-framed glasses, and black medium length hair. She also has black nail polish on her fingernails. She wears a navy blue and white striped sweater, skinny blue jeans, and black flats. A 14-year-old Cheetah/Human girl who has tan fur, long brown hair that reaches down to her ankles, a tail that reaches the floor, and pointed ears. She has green eyes and spots on her cheeks and shoulders. She wears pink blush, blue eyeshadow and pink lipstick. She wears a yellow sweatshirt with an blue collar and sleeve cuffs, a yellow tank top with blue borders and a cheetah face design, yellow and blue capris and yellow sneakers with white laces and black cheetah prints on the toe area. She also has simple gold bracelets. A dark green Humanoid Wyvern with large demon wings, fire breath, dragon-themed armor and a spiked tail, welding a staff-mace like weapon. A dark greenish Cybertronian Warrior with black striped around his body, winged doors-like on his back and he has youthful looks wearing samurai's helmet-like with V-shape. His Autobot symbol and Tech Element symbol are located on his chest. A orange and brown Humanoid Pteranodon with flapping/gliding wings and makeshift weapons that all came from his claws. He wears yellow jeans with a large buttoned pocket on one leg, black shin guards (which his claws protrude through), and a gold necklace-like collar. And A giant greenish mantis-like creature with sharped blades, small blades and has four large wings. Clyde saw who they are, it was Lindsey, Cheetor Tano, Grimlock the Wyvern, TransMechanoid, Terrorsaur the Pteranodon, and Axe-Mantis.

Clyde: Excuse me, are you Lindsey?

Lindsey McBride: Yes, we are, And who are you?

Clyde: I'm Clyde McBride of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, and this is my buddy and brother-in-arms, Lincoln Loud, and this is the dark knight and leader of the Heroic Elementals, Black Alpha, my older brother and leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, J.D. Knudson, and my second brother and second leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Nico Chan. And there's also someone you know too well.

Then, Hex Maniac came out, and when Lindsey Mcbride saw her, she were stunned.

Lindsey McBride: Mother?

Hex Maniac: I'm here, my little ghost-type.

Lindsey McBride, ran up to Hex Maniac, and they hugged, and they cried tears of happiness, and we looked on at the scene. Clyde joined in on the hug, along with me, Nico, Black Alpha, Lincoln, and Dotty Loud.

Clyde: And there's something you should know, Hex Maniac, your mother is one of my many future wives.

Lindsey McBride: That means...you're my father.

Clyde smiled, and that filled Lindsey McBride with joy, as he picked her up and they hugged, and we had a smile on our faces and tears in our eyes. and Cheetor Tano, Grimlock the Wyvern, TransMechanoid, Terrorsaur the Pteranodon, and Axe Mantis join the hug as well.

Clyde: Alright, everyone, let's go home. I can't wait until we tell everyone in the morning about this.

We went back home to the Estate, and Clyde told everyone what happened. We were proud of what Clyde did in reuniting Hex Maniac with her daughter, and Lindsey McBride now has a loving, strong, brave, and caring father in their life. And when Caitlyn Loud saw Lindsey McBride, She blushes so hard and Suddenly, Lindsey McBride wrapped her arms around Caitlyn Loud's back, as her chest pressed against Caitlyn Loud's chest and her stomach pressed against her abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Caitlyn Loud's face, and she wrapped her arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces. Then, as Lindsey McBride leans down to Caitlyn Loud's face, they kissed passionately as Lindsey McBride's right leg lifts up, and when Lincoln's kids and Clyde's Kids see them, they all cheered wildly.


Flying through the endless voids of space was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Trumbipular, Sindbad, 2021 Kraid, Elephant Undead, Bat Man and Flonk as well as She-Hulk, Anya Rodriguez, Lila Slate, Anna Antedeluvian, Bunnyx, and Vina Lexington and we were heading to another amazing planet.

Me: Darn shame this planet we're heading to is not a food planet.

Qin: Yeah that would be awesome.

Xenia: It sure would be cool.

Carly Atlas: I agree there.

Kaina: I wonder what this planet we're heading to will be like?

Nico: We'll find out.

Xenia: Yeah.

She-Hulk: but I'm looking forward to this one.

Lola: Yeah.

Nico: Jen, I want to thank you, Trumbipular, and your teams for coming

She-Hulk: Anytime Nico. This will be so fun.

Xenia: Yeah it will.

Anya Rodriguez: Aye mateys. It sure will be fun.

Nico: Anya, remember the first time we met?

Anya Rodriguez: Aye Lad. We met during an amazing fishing boat journey many moons ago.

Qin: Boy we were on a tuna fishing excursion back then.

Me: Cool!

Anya Rodriguez: Aye. It was a fun time back then.

Lola: I love going fishing.

Xenia: Me too.

Me: Yeah.

Nico: And now, you're part of my harem.

Anya Rodriguez: Aye lad. And it's a good adventure for us.

Nico: It sure is.

Lola: Boy it sure was.

Me: Yeah.

Laney: But yesterday's mission with 2099 Scorpion was so insane.

Me: Boy no kidding. I can't believe he was that crazy!

Qin: Yeah that was awful!

Lana: And all because of an explosion made by Albert Burns!

Maria: We still got the fragment.

Nico: But it was a hollow victory. Because we might've cost Kron his only chance at being human again! (sighs) Some heroes we are.

Me: Nico don't blame yourself. Like 2099 Spiderman said it was all an accident. And this had nothing to do with us.

Nico: Oh you're right. But the good thing is that we did save Kron from himself.

Trumbipular: Yeah Nico you're not to blame for what happened to Kron. Besides, our best scientists at M.O.E. HQ are working around the clock to reverse Kron's condition and give him the power to change at will.

Me: I know you all can do it.

Lola: Yeah!

Lana: The best thing is that we saved Spiderman's brother in that time.

Laney: We sure did.

Nico: On the plus side, Albert Burns got the Death Penalty for causing the whole mess.

Me: Yeah that's a good thing. It would have been nicer if we gave him the black gates but what's done is done.

Qin: Yeah.

Me: But man those Eggs that he laid smelled horrible! And the acid was as potent as Xenomorph Blood.

Lola: Boy that was REALLY Strong. No exaggerations on that.

Qin: Yeah.

Carly Atlas: Yeah that was powerful stuff.

Sento: Isn't this similar to what happened to that Fartor guy?

Me: Now that you mention it Sento, yes that was EXACTLY like what happened with him.

Qin: Yeah! He went crazy because his brother farted on him 24/7!

Nico: YEAH! That was nuts!

Lola: No kidding!

Camie: Yuck!

Me: Yeah we threw his brother in jail and then he died when I lit a match and threw it on him and it blew him apart. But now he's in the M.O.E.

Nico: Yep.

Me: But the important thing is that we saved Kron.

Xenia: Yep.

Maria: We're here.

We arrived at the planet and it was a black planet.

Me: Whoa from up here it looks like a dark planet.

Qin: Sure does. Minus the dark environment.

Nico: Lets get closer.

We went down to the planet and we landed and saw that it was a really scary, foreboding and creepy Tar Swamp Planet!

We gasped!

Me: Whoa! It's a Tar Swamp planet.

Nico: Boy this place gives me the creeps.

Qin: Me too.

Me: It sure is a scary place.

We heard tar bubbling all over and we saw scary dinosaur and alien skeletons sticking out of the tar and there were scary creatures all over that not even the bravest of warriors could even imagine.

Laney: Boy this planet is scary.

Lola: Yeah.

Nico noticed that Lily was very quiet.

Nico: Lily, you okay? You seem quiet back there.

Lily: (Sniffles) I just feel so guilty about Kron. I feel like it's all my fault. (Voice breaking) I feel like I'm the one that did that to him! (CRYiNG HARD)

Lincoln then hugged her and comforted her.

Lincoln: Oh Lily it's not your fault.

Me: Lily it is not your fault.

Lily: Why not? Burns was OUR enemy!

Me: He was our enemy yes. But if it's any consolation he was EVERYONE'S Enemy. He was pure evil incarnate.

Rainbow Dash: Yeah Lily. Everyone HATED Burns for everything he did not just to us but to everyone all over the planet.

Xenia: That's right.

Rarity: Oh Lily darling it's not your fault this happened to Kron.

Laney: Yeah Lily you aren't to blame for what happened to Kron.

Sunset Shimmer: The important thing is we saved him and you should be happy that he was saved from what he was.

Lily: (CRYING) But he blamed me for him turning into that! WHY!? Why would he do that!?

Me: Lily he wasn't in his right state of mind.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah Lily he was just having problems and they overpowered his judgement.

Starlight Glimmer: Yeah Lily. Burns may have turned Kron into that monster but the important thing is that we saved him from a terrible fate and that's all that matters.

Me: Yeah.

Lily: But we should've done something to make sure his descendant didn't hurt Kron like that!

Me: Lily we had no idea this was going to happen and we didn't know about it until 2099 Spiderman told us.

Professor Paradox came.

Professor Paradox: That is right Lily. You didn't know this was going to happen.

Me: Oh hello Professor.

Nico: Awesome to see you again.

Professor Paradox: And you too everyone. And you all are doing a really great job so far.

Me: Thank you.

He went over to Lily.

Professor Paradox: Lily listen. What happened to Burns in that timeframe was something no one even saw coming. Not even you guys. And like 2099 Spiderman said he was given capital punishment for his crimes and the atrocities he did back then. So don't blame yourself for something Burns did.

Lily: (Sniffles) I just feel so terrible about what happened.

Me: I know Lily. I know.

Trumbipular: (to Paradox) You know, I never even saw you during the old days.

Professor Paradox: I know. So many things went unnoticed.

Nico: Yeah.

Applejack: Come on Lily buck up. You did a great job when it was your moment to shine. The important thing is you saved Kron and made sure that sidewinder Burns had all his work be for nothing.

Me: Applejack is right Lily. You saved Kron. Hollow Victory or not you still did a good thing for him. We all did.

Lily knew we were right and she then wiped away her tears.

Lily: You're right guys. Thank you. And thank you professor.

Professor Paradox: My pleasure Lily.

Nico: Awesome.

Paradox: And try not to go crazy hunting for the next fragment.

Me: Don't worry we won't.

Nicole: I have a feeling later today we're going to experience a WILD Case of extreme Deja-Vu.

Nico: What makes you say that Nicole?

Nicole: Call it a hunch.

Paradox: But keep up the good work on getting those fragments.

Me: We will Professor.

Then he left.

Nico: Good advice from Paradox there along with all of us.

Nico: I'm glad he gave us that talk. Out here, it's just a swamp.

Me: I know. A Tar Swamp.

Lily: Boy this place is really scary.

Qin: And creepy.

Lily: I was expecting a food planet actually.

Me: Me too. But you know this entire place reminds me of the Swamps of Sadness.

Camie: Scary place.

Lola: Yeah.

Xenia: Yeah.

May: Boy this planet is as scary as Dagobah.

Qin: Yeah except the swamps are all tar.

Lola: Yeah.

Lana touched the tar and it was as STICKY as glue!

Lana: Boy this is really STICKY.

Me: Like glue.

Nico: Let's not sink into it.

Me: Good thing we're here on this big rock. Plenty of paths here too.

Lola: Yeah.

Qin: Thank goodness.

Lincoln: Okay, everyone, we've got ourselves a huge emergency, I just got word from Dad that Amy's escaped from her shackles at Lynn's Table and is on the warpath to kill us for everything we did to her and get revenge on her sister!

We gasped.

Nico: That heartless, greedy, psychopathic, bloodthirsty bitch has escaped again!

Me: I can't believe it. First, Icky Vicky escaped, then, The Platypus Brothers, then, Trina Riffins, and now, Amy's escaped from her shackles once more! If I find out Schnozmo was behind this, I'm gonna rip that big fat nose off his face and shove it down his throat!

Suddenly, the four golden halos orbiting around the corners of Lincoln's large golden halo behind his head glowed and fired four beams of light which formed into a viewing window: we saw the footage of how Amy escaped: she had help from Flip who had a key in his pants, he threw it in her cell and she used it to escape, but not before she slashed the eyes of Flip and Icky Vicky with a knife, and she ran off. The viewing window closed and the four golden halos stop glowing.

Anna Anyanova: So, that's how that bitch escaped: that dumbass mutant!

Nico: Flip I'll tear your balls off for this!

Lincoln: Now, he's really pushing his luck further with us, and he's already getting himself that close to getting his humiliation sentence switched over to death.

Nico: You got that right! That dumbass mutant!

Me: I'll tear that ugly mustache off his face and shove it right up his three-cheeked ass!

Samey: We'll worry about him in the future, J.D., but that dumb stunt that he pulled in helping Amy escape came back to bite him in the butt, and that bitch repaid him by slashing his eyes and Icky Vicky's eyes out.

Lincoln: Karma bit that moron hard in his three-cheeked ass, now, we got to take down Amy and send her right back to Lynn's Table. (Senses for Amy) AHA! Gotcha! Amy's 20 yards away and she's barreling towards us in a fit of bloodthirsty rage, and she's really out for blood!

Nicole: I'll tear that ugly bitch to shreds for this!

Lincoln: Save seconds for us, Nicole. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Oh, you have got to be kidding me! FLIP!

Me: He sent more of his thugs at us again?!

Lincoln: Yep. (Sighs) Flip's going to go way too far one of these days.

Me: Facing all these thugs from Flip is getting REALLY Old.

Qin: Yeah.

Lincoln concentrated on Flip's army of armed musclebound thugs, and then, waves of red energy came right out of them and they screamed in agonizing pain, and the waves of red energy flowed into Lincoln and he was getting stronger and stronger and stronger still, and as soon as Lincoln was done, the thugs were all drained of all their energy and were all left as dried up corpses drained of their life forces, muscle mass, virility, and strength, and he sent them to The Black Gates. Then, we set our sights on Amy.

Qin: Now to tear Amy apart.

?: (NTH-DEGREE FUCKED UP ENRAGED SCREAM) YOU WILL ALL DIE FOR EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE TO ME, TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM! AND I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU AS WELL FOR REVENGE, YOU LITTLE BITCH!

Lincoln: And here come the psychopathic elitist bitch now!

We then saw Amy, and boy was she absolutely out of her fucking mind: her hair was wild and her eyes were red and they were murderous and crazy! She got out a bazooka and fired a missile at us, but Lincoln made a massive and powerful diamond barrier protecting all of us and the missile hit the barrier and exploded, but not a single dent was made. Amy continued attacking the barrier in a fit of rage, first, she tried shooting at it with machine guns, but it didn't work, and then, she tried to hit it with her fists, and that didn't work either, but her fists were really bloody, and she tried to stab it with the knife she used to slash out Icky Vicky and Flip's eyes, but the knife broke: AMY WAS ABSOLUTELY OUT OF HER MIND AS SHE CONTINUED ATTACKING THE BARRIER AND TRYING TO KILL US!

Me: THAT BITCH IS COMPLETELY OUT OF HER MIND!

Nico: SHE'S NOW EVEN WORSE THAN ICKY VICKY AND TRINA RIFFINS! AND THEY HAD COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL TEMPERS!

Lincoln: Either way, Amy's getting another savage beating and we're breaking her arms and legs for this!

Lincoln fired two diamond balls at Amy which hit her in the face and stomach and sent her flying into a wall and Lincoln deactivated the barrier and we stood ready to fight Amy, who got back up, but now she's even more out of control and completely bat-shit rage crazy insane!

Amy: YOU! YOU! YOU! FUCKING LOSERS! YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU ALL AND SPIT ON YOUR FUCKING REMAINS!

Me: Ah, fuck you, bitch!

Nico: You said it, and you did this to yourself, you heartless bitch! You deserved every bit of payback for everything you've done and you deserve nothing but eternal humiliation and damnation!

Dana: And you've had this coming for a very long time.

Amy: I'M GONNA DROWN YOU IN THIS SWAMP!

Samey: NOT IF I DROWN YOU FIRST!

They jumped and pounded each other!

POW! BLAM!

BIFF!

Amy got punched in her face and bashed all over!

Nico: Nice!

Suddenly, Dana's marine blue eyes turned neon marine blue, and she was surrounded by a rainbow and marine blue energy aura with stars, snow, ice, snowflakes, ice crystals, snow owls, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Marzanna's Ice Sword of Cold Justice, and as she approached Amy, she left rainbow and marine blue energy, stars, snow, ice, snowflakes, ice crystals, snow owls, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Dana: You really really make sick to no end, Amy, you absolutely caused nothing but pain and total suffering to Samey for too many years, not to mention the fact that you and your heartless bitch of a mother murdered her father, and that you've also been killing homeless people and other innocents just because they got in your way. You're just a sick twisted piece of shit who deserves the worst of our punishments, which is why we're taking you down once more and we're sending you straight back to Lynn's Table and you'll be put in tighter shackles along with getting an increase to your humiliation sentence!

Suddenly, Dana was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow and marine blue energy with stars, snow, ice, snowflakes, and ice crystals surrounding it, there's an owl, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a marine blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at Amy: the red eyes of death.

Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln Loud's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, The Unity Crystals fired a beam of light into Dana's massive Marzanna's Ice Sword of Cold Justice, and then, it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of rainbow and marine blue energy with stars, snow, ice, snowflakes, and ice crystals surrounding it, there's an owl, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a marine blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at Amy: the red eyes of death is a MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF DANA AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!

Nico: HOLY GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!

Me: THIS IS IT!

Lincoln: IT'LL START RAINING BLOOD SOON, BRACE YOURSELVES! NOW, YOU'RE FINALLY GOING TO GET IT, YOU FUCKING BITCH!

THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO DANA! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, DANA EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!

(THE LOUD HOUSE INSTRUMENTAL INTRO PLAYS)

Dana grew from 6'5" to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large lavender orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has marine blue highlights in the bangs of her long dark brown hair tied up in a ponytail and she now has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner, she has neon marine blue eyes and a rainbow and marine blue energy aura with stars, snow, ice, snowflakes, ice crystals, owls, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has a marine blue owl emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with marine blue iris, she has on owl earrings with blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Snow, Ice, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she has on her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with marine blue gems embedded in the gold snowflake links and marine blue crystal links and a marine blue owl-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is an owl with marine blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Snow, Ice, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws and white and gold accented choker on her neck, Dana has on a long-sleeved lavender and white-striped sweater with marine blue owl on it, black skirt with snowflakes on it, dark brown knee-high boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, snow, ice, snowflakes, ice crystals, owls, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back of the trenchcoat is an owl surrounded by snow, ice, and stars. Suddenly, Dana felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive dark brown angel wings with marine blue tips on the large dark brown feathers grew much bigger for her new body, Dana has on a Ring of The Phoenix with large marine blue gem with a heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and a Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has on lavender fingerless gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on the back and Stone of Gelel embedded on her left hand.

Suddenly, Dana's massive Marzanna's Ice Sword of Cold Justice and all the other greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow and marine blue energy, stars, snow, ice, snowflakes, ice crystals, owls, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Dana's Arctic Snowstorm Marzanna Slavic Goddess Snowstorm Greatsword of Slavic Snow Owl Justice, it's a brand-new large greatsword with embedded lavender gems and Marzanna, The Slavic Goddess of Snow, etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged marine blue blade, large marine blue owl heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large marine blue gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four marine blue owl heads with lavender gems for eyes and large lavender gems in their mouths and a large angel head with marine blue gems for eyes and marine blue gem in its mouth on the bottom of the owl heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with large marine blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold owl head with marine blue gems for eyes and a large lavender gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a marine blue kanji below the owl that said, "Dana, Awesome Friend of Lori and Leni Loud, Mandee, Whitney, Becky, Jackie, and Carol Pusateri, Loving Girlfriend of Axel Adell, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Archenemy of Principal Seymour Skinner and Gra Doggler, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary and Champion of Marzanna The Slavic Goddess of Snow, Defender of The Loud House and The Loud Family, and Master of Snow, Ice, Owls, Phoenixes, and Angels"

ダーナ、ローリとレニ・ラウドの素晴らしい友人、マンディー、ホイットニー、ベッキー、ジャッキー、そしてキャロル・プサテリ、アクセル・アデルの愛するガールフレンド、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、友情と要素の力のマスター、天上のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠、正直、寛大、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、信頼の真の女神、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、騒々しい家とミシガンの救世主、真の不滅の英雄、破壊者であり悪の殺し屋、錯乱、殺人、冷酷、サディスティックバスターズ、素晴らしくて強力な教師の素晴らしくて強力な生徒、シーモア・スキナー校長とグラ・ドグラーの宿敵、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、マルザンナの使者でありチャンピオンであるスラブの雪の女神、ラウド・ハウスとラウド・ファミリーの擁護者、そして雪、氷、フクロウ、フェニックス、天使のマスター

Suddenly, Dana's immense blue protective aura transformed into an immense protective rainbow aura with elements swirling around it, she'd transformed into her ultimate transformation.

Dana has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-OWL-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE MARZANNA SLAVIC ARCTIC SNOWSTORM ICE SNOW GODDESS OWL PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC MARZANNA SLAVIC ARCTIC SNOWSTORM ICE SNOW GODDESS OWL PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC MARZANNA SLAVIC ARCTIC SNOWSTORM ICE SNOW GODDESS OWL PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!

We were really amazed by Dana's Super Angel-Owl-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Amy saw it, the bitch went absolutely insane and ran at Dana with a knife to kill her, but Dana fired a massive barrage of rainbow energy blasts, stars, snow, ice, snowflakes, ice crystals, owls, phoenixes, and angels, and they hit Amy and knocked her into a tree, she got back up, but now, she was even angrier than ever and her eyes turned blood red, murderous, and super crazy, and she was foaming at the mouth!

Dana: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Celestial Eternal Slavic Marzanna Owl Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Celestial Eternal Slavic Marzanna Owl Phoenix Angel Phoenix Angel Love) You've had this coming for a very long time, you monster bitch.

Samey: Same here, and I've had it up to hear with you, Amy!

Me, Nico, Lincoln, and everyone: We all have!

This was more than enough to get Amy really mad as her face turned red, steam blew out of her ears like a train whistle, her teeth turned sharp, and her mouth was foaming.

Samey went at her and punched her and bashed her in her face.

Suddenly, Samey's blue eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by a rainbow and marine blue energy aura with stars, snow, ice, snowflakes, ice crystals, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive greatsword, and as she approached Amy, she left rainbow and marine blue energy, stars, snow, ice, snowflakes, ice crystals, dragons, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Samey: You really really make sick to no end, Amy, you absolutely caused me nothing but pain and total suffering for too many years, not to mention the fact that you and that heartless bitch that I formerly call my mother murdered Dad years ago, and you've also been killing homeless people and other innocents just because they got in your way. You're just nothing more than a sick twisted piece of shit who deserves the worst of our punishments, which is why we're taking you down once more and we're sending you straight back to Lynn's Table and you'll be put in tighter shackles along with getting an increase to your humiliation sentence!

Suddenly, Samey was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow and marine blue energy with stars, snow, ice, snowflakes, and ice crystals surrounding it, there are dragons, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a marine blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at Amy: the red eyes of death.

Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln Loud's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, The Unity Crystals fired a beam of light into Samey's massive greatsword, and then, it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of rainbow and marine blue energy with stars, snow, ice, snowflakes, and ice crystals surrounding it, there are dragons, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a marine blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at Amy: the red eyes of death is a MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF SAMEY AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!

Nico: HOLY GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!

Me: THIS IS IT!

Lincoln: IT'LL START RAINING BLOOD SOON, BRACE YOURSELVES! NOW, YOU'RE FINALLY GOING TO GET IT, YOU FUCKING BITCH!

THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO SAMEY! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, SAMEY EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!

(TOTAL DRAMA INTRO PLAYS)

Samey grew to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large dark blue orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has marine blue highlights in the bangs of her long dark blue hair and she now has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner, she has neon marine blue eyes and a rainbow and marine blue energy aura with stars, snow, ice, snowflakes, ice crystals, dragons, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has a marine blue dragon emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with marine blue iris, she has on dragon earrings with blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Snow, Ice, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she has on her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with marine blue gems embedded in the gold snowflake links and marine blue crystal links and a marine blue owl-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a dragon with marine blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Snow, Ice, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws and white and gold accented choker on her neck, Samey has on a long-sleeved dark blue and white sweater with marine blue owl on it, dark blue skirt with snowflakes on it, dark blue knee-high boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, snow, ice, snowflakes, ice crystals, dragons, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back of the trenchcoat is a dragon surrounded by snow, ice, and stars. Suddenly, Samey felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive dark blue angel wings with marine blue tips on the large dark blue feathers grew and sprouted out from her, Samey has on a Ring of The Phoenix with large marine blue gem with a heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and a Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded on her left hand.

Suddenly, Samey's massive greatsword and all the other greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow and marine blue energy, stars, snow, ice, snowflakes, ice crystals, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Samey's Arctic Snowstorm Morana Slavic Goddess Snowstorm Greatsword of Slavic Snow Dragon Justice, it's a brand-new large greatsword with embedded lavender gems and Morana, The Slavic Goddess of Snow and Death, etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged marine blue blade, large marine blue dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large marine blue gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four marine blue dragon heads with blue gems for eyes and large blue gems in their mouths and a large angel head with marine blue gems for eyes and marine blue gem in its mouth on the bottom of the dragon heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with large marine blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold dragon head with marine blue gems for eyes and a large dragon gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a marine blue kanji below the dragon that said, "Samey, Awesome Friend of Many, Loving Daughter of Her Father, Despiser of Amy and Her Evil Ex-Mother, Loving Girlfriend of Tech E. Coyote, Despiser of Billy McLean, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, True Immortal Hero, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary and Champion of Morana The Slavic Goddess of Snow and Death, and Master of Snow, Ice, Dragons, Phoenixes, and Angels"

サミー、多くの人の素晴らしい友人、父の愛する娘、エイミーと邪悪な元母を軽蔑する者、テックE.コヨーテの愛するガールフレンド、ビリー・マクリーンを軽蔑する者、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の力究極の善、真実、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠、正直、寛大、優しさ、無私、勇気、信頼の真の女神、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、真の不滅の英雄、破壊者であり悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な驚くべき強力な教師の生徒、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、モラナの使者でありチャンピオン、スラブの雪と死の女神、そして雪、氷、ドラゴン、フェニックス、天使のマスター

Suddenly, Samey's immense blue protective aura transformed into an immense protective rainbow aura with elements swirling around it, she'd transformed into her ultimate transformation.

Samey has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DRAGON-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE MORANA SLAVIC ARCTIC SNOWSTORM ICE SNOW GODDESS DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC MORANA SLAVIC ARCTIC SNOWSTORM ICE SNOW GODDESS DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC MORANA SLAVIC ARCTIC SNOWSTORM ICE SNOW GODDESS DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!

We were really amazed by Samey's Super Angel-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Amy saw it, the bitch went absolutely insane and ran at Samey with a knife to kill her, but Samey fired a massive barrage of rainbow energy blasts, stars, snow, ice, snowflakes, ice crystals, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, and they hit Amy and knocked her into a tree, she got back up, but now, she was even angrier than ever and her eyes turned blood red, murderous, and super crazy, and she was foaming at the mouth!

Samey: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Celestial Eternal Slavic Morana Dragon Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Celestial Eternal Slavic Morana Dragon Phoenix Angel Phoenix Angel Love) Never again will I ever let you run free, you filthy animal! You're going on ice and you're heading right back to your cell at Lynn's Table!

Indigo Zap: But, not before we give you the vicious beating that you deserve!

Nico: You're heading for on a one-way trip to Beatdown City, population: you, you ugly bitch!

This was more than enough to get Amy really mad again as her face turned redder, steam blew out of her ears like a train whistle, her teeth turned sharp, and her mouth was foaming even more.

Suddenly, Amy was shot in the shoulder.

Nico: Who opened fire?!

Eddy: Wasn't me!

Me: Not me! But whoever it was had a good shot.

None of us saw a shadowed figure run off and teleport out of there.

Amy was leaking out big red rubies.

Suddenly, Indigo Zap's brilliant gamboge eyes turned neon brilliant gamboge and she was surrounded by a brilliant dark conflower blue, moderate cerulean, and moderate arctic blue energy aura with stars, lightning bolts, shadows, magic, and Alicorns, she unholstered her massive Indigo Zap's Alicorn Eternal Magical Shadow Bolt Flight Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Shadow Bolt Love and Shadow Bolt Cloudsdale Flight Harmony from her back, and as she approached Amy, she left brilliant dark conflower blue, moderate cerulean, and moderate arctic blue energy, stars, lightning bolts, shadows, magic, and Alicorns with every step.

Indigo Zap: There's absolutely no words that can describe how much I hate you so much, Amy, and Dana and Samey were right about every single word she said about you. Now, it's high time we give you the beatdown of your miserable life!

Suddenly, Indigo Zap was surrounded by a massive vortex of brilliant dark conflower blue, moderate cerulean, and moderate arctic blue energy with stars, lightning bolts, shadows, and magic surrounding the vortex, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an indigo blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at Amy: the red eyes of eternal death.

Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln Loud's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, they fired a beam of light into Indigo Zap's massive Indigo Zap's Alicorn Eternal Magical Shadow Bolt Flight Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Shadow Bolt Love and Shadow Bolt Cloudsdale Flight Harmony, and then, it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of brilliant dark conflower blue, moderate cerulean, and moderate arctic blue energy with stars, lightning bolts, shadows, and magic surrounding the vortex, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an indigo blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at Amy: the red eyes of eternal death: the red eyes of eternal death is a MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HER AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!

THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO INDIGO ZAP! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, INDIGO ZAP EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!

(SPACE JAM SONG PLAYS)

Indigo Zap grew to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven brilliant dark conflower blue, moderate cerulean, and moderate arctic blue orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has cerulean blue highlights in the bangs of her long brilliant brilliant dark conflower blue hair with moderate cerulean blue and moderate arctic blue streaks and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner, she has neon brilliant gamboge eyes and a brilliant dark conflower blue, moderate cerulean, and moderate arctic blue energy aura with stars, lightning bolts, shadows, magic, and Alicorns surrounding her, she has an Alicorn with a star and flower emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with brilliant gamboge iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with dark conflower blue gems for eyes and the Love, Shadow, Lightning, and Eternity Kanjis in its horns along with gold lightning bolt earrings and gold hoop earrings, she also has an Alicorn with dark conflower blue gems for eyes and the Love, Shadow, Lightning, and Eternity Kanjis in its horn for the second pendant on the bottom of her Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with dark conflower blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and brilliant dark conflower blue gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love, Indigo Zap has on a sleeveless dark blue blouse with sparkles and red inlay, dark blue skirt with sparkles, red pants with sparkles, dark blue knee-high boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, shadows, lightning bolts, magic, and Alicorns on the coattails, and on the back is an Alicorn surrounded by stars and on top of its horn is a shadow lightning bolt. Suddenly, Indigo Zap felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive light amberish gray angel wings with brilliant dark conflower blue, moderate cerulean, and moderate arctic blue tips on the large amberish gray feathers grew much bigger for her new body, her long dark conflower blue tail with moderate cerulean and moderate arctic blue streaks grew much longer for her new body, and she now has a light amberish gray horn on her head. Indigo Zap has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large brilliant dark conflower blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has her cutie mark on her right shoulder and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Indigo Zap's massive Indigo Zap's Alicorn Eternal Magical Shadow Bolt Flight Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Shadow Bolt Love and Shadow Bolt Cloudsdale Flight Harmony and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of brilliant dark conflower blue, moderate cerulean, and moderate arctic blue energy, stars, lightning bolts, shadows, magic, and Alicorns, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Indigo Zap's Shadowbolt Cloudsdale Alicorn Eternal Magical Shadow Bolt Flight Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Shadowbolt Love and Shadowbolt Cloudsdale Flight Harmony, it's a brand-new large greatsword with embedded cerulean blue gems and her cutie mark and stars etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged brilliant dark conflower blue blade, large gold alicorn heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with large brilliant dark conflower blue gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold alicorn heads with brilliant cerise gems for eyes and large unicorn head with brilliant dark conflower blue gems for eyes and large brilliant dark conflower blue gem in its mouth on the bottom of the Alicorn heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with brilliant dark conflower blue on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle with brilliant dark conflower blue gems for the eyes and a large brilliant dark conflower blue gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip, Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip, and brilliant dark conflower blue Crystal Saber holstered on her left hip. There's a brilliant dark conflower blue kanji below the alicorn that said, "Indigo Zap, Alicorn Princess of Indigo Shadowbolt Friendship, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Archenemy of China White, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of The Doomsday Twenty-Three and Queen Opaline, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, and Master of Shadows, Lightning, Magic, and Alicorns"

インディゴ・ザップ、インディゴ・シャドーボルトの友情のアリコーン・プリンセス、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、チャイナ・ホワイトの宿敵、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲートのマスター、究極の力究極の善、真実、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠、正直、寛大、優しさ、無私、勇気、信頼の真の女神、悪、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなしの破壊者であり殺戮者、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、終末二十の破壊者-スリーとオパリン女王、エクエストリア、ポニービル、カンタロットの擁護者、友情テーブル騎士団のメンバー、シャドウ、ライトニング、マジック、アリコーンのマスター

Suddenly, Indigo Zap's immense blue protective aura transformed into an immense protective rainbow aura with elements swirling around it, she'd transformed into her ultimate transformation.

Indigo Zap has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-INDIGO SHADOWBOLT ALICORN PRINCESS-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP CLOUDSDALE INDIGO SHADOWBOLT FLIGHT ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP CLOUDSDALE INDIGO SHADOWBOLT FLIGHT ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP CLOUDSDALE INDIGO SHADOWBOLT FLIGHT ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Indigo Zap's Super Angel-Indigo Shadowbolt Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Amy saw it, the bitch went absolutely insane and ran at Indigo Zap with a knife to kill her, but Indigo Zap fired a massive barrage of brilliant dark conflower blue, moderate cerulean, and moderate arctic blue energy, stars, lightning bolts, shadows, magic, and Alicorns, and they hit Amy and knocked her into a tree, she got back up, but now, she was even angrier than ever and her eyes turned blood red, murderous, and super crazy, and she was foaming at the mouth!

Nico: (TRULY AMAZED) Whoa...!

Me: (TRULY AMAZED) Incredible...!

Eli: (AMAZED) So awesome!

Lincoln: (TRULY AMAZED BEYOND IMAGINATION) That's so awesome! Indigo Zap's transformed into her Super Angel-Indigo Shadowbolt Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and with what you tried to do to her, now you're really heading for Hell now!

Indigo Zap: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The United Friendship Divine Cosmic Starstorm Indigo Shadowbolt Flight Alicorn Princess Angel and Divine United Friendship Divine Cosmic Starstorm Indigo Shadowbolt Flight Alicorn Princess Angel Love) That's the only place for someone like her. Let's get them, Linky!

Nico: We'll work out who shot her later!

Me: But whoever it was really was a good marksman and sharpshooter.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Indigo Zap, Dana, and Samey, and so did we as we also unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You made a big mistake breaking loose from your shackles again, Amy, now you're about to get an even worse beating and I won't be surprised if we break your arms and legs!

Me: Lets smash her into pieces!

Lincoln, Indigo Zap, Dana, and Samey went after Amy who's now gone Nth Degree Fucked-Up Super Crazy, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, rainbow and marine blue energy, dark conflower blue, moderate cerulean and moderate arctic blue energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Golems, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Elemental Phoenixes, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Amy and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.

The brutal attacks caused massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies to explode out of Amy, and that was also combined with the attacks Dana and Samey gave her along with what we did to her when she came barreling towards us.

Then, they attacked her with their massive greatswords leaving scars on her and Lincoln left many more with his gold claws and firing energy slashes from his gold claws and he, Indigo Zap, Samey, and Dana attacked them with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really really really driving Amy mad and she was becoming EVEN MORE ANGRIER BY THE SECOND! AND THEN, SHE LITERALLY TURNED INTO AN OUT-OF-CONTROL RABID DOG AND SHE WAS FOAMING AT THE MOUTH EVEN MORE!

Amy: (NTH-DEGREE FUCKED-UP SUPER MEGA ENRAGED SCREAM) I'LL KILL YOU ALL AND SPIT ON YOUR FUCKING GRAVES!

Me: Not if we throw you into the Sun!

Amy ran at Lincoln, Indigo Zap, Samey, and Dana now completely crazy and now out of her mind, but Lincoln and Indigo Zap kicked her into the air and Lincoln summoned a storm, and Amy got zapped by bolts of indigo shadow lightning, and that caused massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies to explode out of Amy, and Dana and Samey fired blasts of ice which froze her in a block of ice, and they smashed it and Amy got a nasty cold. Then, Lincoln fired gold spider webs and he'd wrapped her up in an indestructible gold spider silk straitjacket lined with rainbow energy, and then, he opened up a portal leading back to Lynn's Table and her cell and he, Indigo Zap, Dana, and Samey kicked Amy inside and she was back in her cell, and when the portal closed, Amy screamed out with extremely nasty hatred and violence. We all cheered wildly as Lincoln, Dana, Samey, and Indigo Zap holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Indigo Zap's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, gold halo, Third Eye, longer dark conflower blue tail with moderate cerulean and moderate arctic blue streaks, long light amberish gray horn, and massive light amberish gray angel wings are permanent, Samey's new new body, clothes, gold halo, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, and massive dark blue angel wings are permanent, and Dana's new body, clothes, gold halo, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, and massive dark brown angel wings are permanent.

Dana: Don't you ever let me catch you coming after us again, Amy!

Samey: Otherwise, you're in for a severely brutal beating than the previous ones we'd given you!

Suddenly, Indigo Zap felt wobbly and she was about to faint, but Lincoln caught her in his massive and powerful muscular arms.

Lincoln: You okay, Indigo Zap?

Indigo Zap: I'm a little dizzy from that, but I'm okay.

Me: Now, you know how we felt. But, that was so awesome, you guys really gave that monster bitch the violent beatings of her life.

Nico: You got that right, and I liked that move you and Indigo Zap did in kicking her high up into the air, Lincoln, and then, summoning a storm to zap her with indigo shadow lightning, that was wicked.

Lincoln: She had to face the wrath of The Shadowbolts, and what better way than that.

Indigo Zap: That was really hilarious, and when I saw her skeleton, man that was so funny!

Suddenly, Indigo Zap wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Indigo Zap's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms, and then, placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and Alicorn flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces around them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Indigo Zap sucked in and absorbed the elements and they came back to us as the display vanished.

Lincoln: And when we get back, we're increasing the jerks' humiliation sentences to ten eternities.

Our jaws dropped.

CLANG!

Eli put them back.

Me: Yipe, those jerks are in for even worse Hell now!

Nico: Big time.

King Kai: (Telepathically) I also made sure to put that mutant in a separate Solitary Confinement cell at Lynn's Table and if that idiot tries anything else, I also put a shock collar on him, and he'll be hit with 900,000,000,000 volts of electricity.

Nico: Nice. Thanks, King Kai.

King Kai: (Telepathically) You're welcome. Oh, and heads up, more of the Northwests' musclebound hulking thugs are heading for you.

Eli: Again?! Sore loser rich assholes!

Suddenly, we saw three massive armies of The Northwests' hulking musclebound thugs charging right at us like stampeding bulls.

Suddenly, Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of the first wave of The Northwests' massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking The Northwests' massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of their massive muscle mass, strength, energy, and virility, and it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now weak and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes.

Then, I fired vacuum tubes from my chest which latched onto the chests of the second wave of The Northwests' massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and the vacuum tubes literally began sucking The Northwests' massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of their massive muscle mass, strength, energy, and virility, and it was being pumped into me and my abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on my body, and my massive elemental angel wings with aurora tips spread out and glowed and my halo glowed and I really grew even stronger. When I was done, the vacuum tubes had detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into me, and the thugs were now weak and thin as a rake and I fired a powerful blast of fire and incinerated them leaving them as ashes.

Finally, Nico fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of the third wave of The Northwests' massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and the vacuum tubes literally began sucking The Northwests' massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of their massive muscle mass, strength, energy, and virility and it was being pumped into Nico and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive dark blue angel wings with dark blue tips spread out and glowed and his halo also glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Nico was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Nico, and the thugs were now weak and thin as a rake and he fired a powerful blast of fire and incinerated them leaving them as ashes.

Eli: Those were the last of The Northwests' thugs, awesome!

Lincoln: I would've thought they'd have more. But, it looks like after we brought an end to their crime empire, all their wealth and assets were seized and most of it was given as restitution to those they'd badly affected.

Me: Yep.

Nico: Now, we've finally brought a permanent end to the Northwests' influence for good.

Me: Thank goodness.

Qin: Yep.

Trumbipular then called Deadshot.

Deadshot: Hello?

Trumbipular: (to Deadshot) Hey, Deadshot. Did you shoot Amy in the shoulder by any chance?

Deadshot: No I was here at M.O.E. HQ doing some target practice.

Trumbipular: Hmm. Odd.

Deadshot: Try not to dwell on it too much.

Trumbipular: Okay. Thanks.

He hung up.

Me: Well at least Amy is back where she belongs.

Qin: Yep.

Nico: Yep. Now to our business.

Qin: Yep.

Eli: and we have Another Di Lung, Raccoons, Valkyries, Sandman, Dog Skeletons, Sindbad and Trumbipular.

We gasped!

Me: Whoa!

Bai Tza: Wait some of those are all enemies of Courage and Francesca.

Nico: Really?

Bai Tza: That's right. Di Lung is that guy that says Watch Where You're Going You Fool!

Nico: That's not nice.

Lincoln: No it isn't. And this version of the Sandman is where I helped him on one of my rescues and helped him find his teddy bear. He couldn't sleep without it.

Lily: Just like how Linky can't sleep without Bun Bun.

Qin: Wow!

Me: I remember that. Muriel was awake for days.

Nico: Poor Muriel.

May: Yeah.

Nico: I used to sleep with a blanky

Me: Really?

Nico: Yeah.

Me: We won't laugh at you for that.

Lana: The Dog Skeletons we met when Courage went looking for the Storm Goddess's dog Duncan. They bashed our heads in with bones.

Nico: Ouch. And you guys found a massive bone.

Laney: Yep.

Lana: The Raccoons are these guys.

She pulled out a wanted poster of them.

Lana: They trashed our camp and took Muriel and we had to find her.

Laney: Yeah. We were camping in the forest.

Nico: Wow.

Bai Tza: And we met the Valkyries when we were in Norway. They were trying to find their sister Brunhilde who was in love with the Troll King. And we saw a wedding with them. It was so awesome.

Nico: Aww that is awesome.

Me: I heard all about that. That was an awesome way to end a brutal feud with the Valkyries and the Trolls.

Xenia: Yeah.

Nico: Who do we call?

Me: Burner Man, The Valkyrie Sisters, St. Louis, Iona Xion and Caroline Hellstrom.

Nico: Cool! The Valkyrie Sisters are perfect for the Valkyries that you all met.

Bai Tza: Very fitting too.

Lily: Yeah.

Me: Yeah.

Eli: And I sense that the Anothers for Di Lung, Raccoons, Valkyries, Sandman and Dog Skeletons are all one person. Same with Sindbad and Trumbipular.

Qin: Wow.

Me: Yeah.

Maria called them in.

Then in swirls of vortex and riding in on horses came said people called in.

Burner Man: Hey, guys!

Qin: Glad you all could make it.

Erda Valkyrie: We are ready for action!

Nico: Yeah!

Burner Man: Boy on a Tar Swamp planet. This is a scary place.

Qin: I know.

Nico: There they are!

Valkyrie Sisters: YO TO HO!

Then out came Another Di Lung, Raccoons, Valkyries, Sandman and Dog Skeletons!

Qin: WHOA!

Lola: Wow! This is gonna be fun.

Nico: Yep.

Another Di Lung: (In a girls voice) Boy it sure will be.

Me: (GASP) That voice.

She reverted back and was a girl with blue hair and had blue eyes and had dark blue clothes and she had blue diamond crystal angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of the Diamond Dopant on it and the same symbol was on her skirt and she had a diamond crystal sword.

Me: (GASP) Diana Diamond!

Diana Diamond: Awesome to see you again J.D.

Me: Same here. Diana is the embodiment of the Diamond Dopant and she is a great master jewel maker and she makes diamond crystals and jewels.

Lola: Wow!

Rarity: Oh that is a really amazing power.

Diana Diamond: It sure is.

Nico: You and Rarity will get along fine

Diana Diamond: I know. I love all of Rarity's fashions and they are amazing.

Me: They are the ENVY of everyone in schools and more. Also the Diamond Dopant is an unused one.

Nico: Boy what a ripoff.

Philip: I know. Hard to imagine.

Shotaro: Yeah.

Me: By the way Diana is the Another Sindbad and Trumbipular friendly or hostile?

Diana Diamond: Friendly and they are really powerful too.

Me: Cool!

Qin: Nice.

Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.

Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.

(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)

The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background

Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep

Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Spring abundant holoé

She glowed and was separated from the Anothers!

Nico: Awesome!

Me: Lets get them!

Another Di Lung: WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING YOU FOOL!

Nico: Watch where YOU'RE GOING you fool!

They fired waves of energy and blasted the Anothers and I caught the Wonder Ride Books.

Me: Oh yeah!

Qin: Now for Another Sindbad.

Nico: Not to be confused with Sinbad.

Me: Nope. Sindbad's name has a D after the N.

Qin: Good observation.

Me: Yep.

Nico: Lets see here.

Me: There!

We then saw a figure and it was ANOTHER SINDBAD!

Anya Rodriguez: Ahh there be the catch of the day.

Me: Yep.

Another Sindbad: (In a gitls voice) Love that sailor talk.

Me: (GASP) That voice.

She reverted back and it was a girl with blue hair and had blue eyes and had blue clothes and she had blue angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of the Water Dopant on it and she had the same symbol on her skirt and she had a water sword.

Me: (GASP) Wanda Bench Water!

Nico: Whoa!

Wanda Bench Water: Awesome to see you again J.D.

Me: Yep. Wanda is te Embodiment of the Water Dopant, Another unused Dopant. And she has intensely powerful water powers. And this is a shocker. She is the little sister of Morris Bench A.K.A. Hydro Man.

CLANG CLANG CLANG!

Eli, Nico and Luna's jaws dropped in surprise!

I put them back.

Luna: YOUR BROTHER IS HYDRO MAN!?

Nico: Boy that is amazing!

Wanda Bench Water: I know. I'm glad my brother is now your archenemy Luna. That is so cool.

Luna: It's rockin dude.

Me: Yep.

Philip: Wow that is amazing that your brother is Hydro Man. Also being the Embodiment of the Water Dopant is fitting for you because you and your brother both have water powers.

Maria: Just like me.

Wanda Bench Water: I know.

Nico: Your older brother has been a real good friend.

Luna: He sure is.

Spiderman: He was one of my most dangerous enemies before. Now he is a cool guy.

Wanda Bench Water: I heard. That is awesome.

Me: Yep.

May: Sorry we have to do this.

Lincoln: Lets separate you first.

Lincoln fired a wave of light and separated her.

Anya Rodriguez: Now for some fun lads.

Anya fired waves of energy and smashed the Another and I caught the Wonder Ride Book.

Me: Awesome.

Nico: Now we wait.

Me: We don't have to wait long!

We saw a figure come out and it was ANOTHER TRUMBIPULAR!

Me: Whoa!

Nico: Another Trumbipular.

Trumbipular: Boy who is that handsome devil?

Me: Another you.

Another Trumbipular: (In a girls voice) But this will be fun.

Me: (GASP) That voice.

She reverted back and was a girl with red hair and orange eyes and had red, orange and yellow clothes and had fire angel wings and had phoenix tail feathers and she had a tiara with the symbol of the Phoenix Dopant on it and she had the same symbol on her skirt and had a fire sword.

Me: (GASP) Penelope Phoenix!

Penelope Phoenix: Awesome to see you again J.D.

Me: Same here. Penelope is the Embodiment of the Phoenix Dopant and she not only has all the powers of a phoenix but also she has the strength of a thousand elephants and also loves peanuts.

Penelope Phoenix: Yeah they are tasty.

Kaito: (gets out Gekiranger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Zocks: (gets out RPM gear) Because we can grant it instead.

Kaito got a Jungle Fury Sword and Zocks got an RPM Sword.

Penelope Phoenix: He didn't say anything because I turned into a ball of fire and flew out of there.

Me: Ooh the fireball escape maneuver.

Xenia: Nice.

Penelope Phoenix: I know.

Me: Sorry we have to fight like this.

Penelope Phoenix: No worries.

She turned into ANOTHER TRUMBIPULAR!

Sougo: (gets out Jungle Fury Ridewatch) One of our friends has a peanut allergy.

Geiz: (gets out RPM Ridewatch) Please don't get offended by that.

Sougo got JungleFuryRedArmor while Geiz got RPMRedArmor.

Another Trumbipular: Don't worry I am not offended at all.

Me: Good.

Nico: Time for some Elephant Sailor Power. (ACTIVATES TRUMBIPULAR AND SINDBAD'S RIDEWATCHES)

Nico fired waves of energy and blasted her down.

May: Top this too. (ACTIVATES 2021 KRAID AND ELEPHANT UNDEAD'S RIDEWATCHES)

She fired waves of energy and smashed her all over.

Maria: I'll bash your head in! (ACTIVATES BAT MAN AND FLONK'S RIDEWATCHES)

She fired a wave of energy and bashed her all over.

Anya Rodriguez: This be a fun one. (ACTIVATES SINDBAD'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired waves of coconuts and bashed her all over.

Then Mummy, Mummy of Anhk-Ha, Mr. Magic Pierrot, Ferocious Fins, Lord Peel and Fat Bastard came.

Nico: Nice team Mummy!

Mummy: Thanks Nico.

Me: Cool!

?: I'll say!

We then saw an Iron Moth!

Me: Cool an Iron Moth!

Qin: Nice.

Iron Moth: (In a girls voice) It sure is an awesome sight.

Nico: Leah Beethoven!? Whoa.

She reverted back and was a girl with orange hair and orange eyes and had fire butterfly wings and had orange clothes.

Leah Beethoven: Awesome to see you again Nico. I got this.

She fired a wave of fire and blasted down Another Trumbipular and I caught the ridewatch and purified it and I brought Penelope over.

Me: Awesome!

Laney: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Anya Rodriguez: I wanted to ask that but it be too strange lass.

Leah Beethoven: No worries. My favorite is when me and Nico put on an awesome concert for everyone in school and it was a song called The Dance of The Phoenix.

Me: Cool!

Qin: That was so fun to watch.

Nico: Yep.

Nico and Leah hugged.

Nico: I missed you.

Leah Beethoven: Same here.

We went back home.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Red She Hulk, Space Ghost, Birdman, Herculoids, and Thundarr the Barbarian are heading to Louisville, Kentucky, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the seven girls here, but we're also going to destroy our prime universe's Towa and Aeos who were brought back by Logan Angmarl and sent to cause havoc and we're going to send them to The Black Gates before Logan Angmarl can also get the chance to kill them and slake his thirst for blood.

Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Louisville, Kentucky, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the seven girls here, but we're also going to destroy Towa and Aeos from our prime universe who were brought back by Logan Angmarl and sent to cause havoc and we're going to send them to The Black Gates before Logan Angmarl can also get the chance to kill them and slake his thirst for blood.

Goku: I get Logan bringing them back to cause havoc is one thing, but turning around to kill them and slake his thirst for blood, he's attempting to repeat the same tactics as George Granmorg and Vance Raiza.

Luna Angmarl: That's just like my dumbass brother. He really is that out of control and bloodthirsty.

Lincoln: It's just like Logan to do so, but he's already gotten his death sentence the day he and the other Elemental Monarchs of Evil broke out, so I have no problem killing him right where he stands.

Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo and the four gold rings orbiting around his halo glowed and they fired blasts of light and imprisoned three individuals inside prisons that cut off their energy, the three figures in those prisons were Moro, the Planet-Eater, Mira, the artificial demon and servant of Towa, and Hearts, the leader and founder of the Core Area Warriors.

Gohan: And here I was hoping not to see these three again.

Lincoln: Moro, Mira, and Hearts. So, Aeos and Towa weren't the only ones Logan Angmarl brought back from the dead.

Chronoa: That madman. We need to take care of Moro, Mira, and Hearts immediately, they're just as dangerous as Towa and Aeos.

Lincoln: Leave that to me.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his back and Moro in the stomach and Lincoln began sucking out and absorbing Moro's magic, cosmic energy absorption, telekinesis, illusion creation, mind reading, heightened awareness, Ki manipulation, Ki sense awareness, nigh-immortality, high intelligence, superhuman strength, and vast cosmic powers, along with all of the energy of the the Iragi Star System that Moro had consumed and brought about mass extinction on 320 planets 10 million years ago, and Lincoln reduced him to being an old corpse, and Lincoln channeled Black Gate energy through his massive greatsword and he sent Moro to The Black Gates.

Then, Lincoln stabbed Mira in the stomach and he began sucking out and absorbing Mira's dark magic, flight, Ki manipulation, fighting skills, and super-strength and made them his own, and Lincoln channeled Black Gate energy through his massive greatsword and he sent Mira to The Black Gates.

Finally, Lincoln stabbed Hearts in the stomach and he began sucking out and absorbing Hearts', immeasurable strength, immeasurable speed, immeasurable durability, acrobatics, true flight, spaceflight, very strong fighting skills, extremely strong Ki manipulation, energy manipulation, self-sustenance, heart reading/telepathy, telekinesis, information analysis, analytical prediction, energy absorption, dimensional travel, clairvoyance, and resistance to pain, extremely high temperatures, extremely low temperatures, madness manipulation, morality manipulation, cosmic radiations, time manipulation, and corruption and made them his own, and Lincoln channeled Black Gate energy through his massive greatsword and he sent Hearts to The Black Gates.

Red She-Hulk: That's three super baddies put down, and two more to go.

Eli: (Sensed Logan Angmarl's energy) We better hurry, Logan Angmarl is on his way to kill Towa and Aeos.

Lincoln: He won't get far.

Suddenly, Lincoln's halo glowed and fired a blast of light and trapped Logan Angmarl in a prison so he wouldn't interfere. Suddenly, we saw a beautiful and super sexy girl with short sunlight blonde hair, sunlight yellow, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful electric blue angel wings and Thunder Kanji on her forehead and she's dressed in a black dress, black stockings, black sneakers, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with light, lightning bolts, Keyblades, and angels on the coattails and on the back is San Fransokyo, in her right hand is the Nano Gear Keyblade and with her are the seven girls.

Lincoln: (GASPS) Elrena Larxene, Keyblade Knight of San Fransokyo and The Embodiment of Larxene, The Savage Nymph of the 12 Thunderbolts.

Elrena Larxene: Yep, and I got the girls away from those two bitches, and that was a sweet move you did in imprisoning that asshole in a light prison, and thank God you also took care of those three vile monsters, Moro, Hearts, and Mira. I don't know what that asshole was thinking.

?: It won't matter anyways, because all of you are going to die!

We then saw our targets, Mira and Aeos, The Supreme Kai of Time, and they were out for blood.

Chronoa: Traitor, my husband's blade will cut your head clean off your shoulders!

Sylvester: Well, someone's certainly out for revenge on Aeos.

Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.

Lincoln: Chronoa and her sisters told me of Aeos, and she's bad news and in every way like Kronika, so I'm definitely looking forward to ending her and that demon, Mira, for good. Let's get them!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Demonic Bloodstained Stellar Eternal Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel of Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Justice and Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Compassion and he unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demon Knight Sparda Demonic Fang Demon Hound Greatsword of Demon Hound Darkness Justice from his back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Red She-Hulk and her team, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Towa and Aeos, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.

Then, the four orbiting gold halos in the corners of Lincoln's large gold halo fired red absorption blasts which hit Mira and Aeos, and Lincoln sucked out and absorbed Towa's flight, Ki blast, Ki sense, dark magic, Time Breaker mind control, Resurrection, size manipulation, giant form, techniques, dark evolution, energy absorber, and metramo-ring and Aeos' flight, energy construct creation, energy projection, portal creation, telekinesis, and time manipulation and made them his own, and he fired blasts of light which Aeos and Towa and incinerated them into ashes and sent their spirits to The Black Gates forever. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down. The barrier keeping Logan Angmarl imprisoned went down, and when he saw what Lincoln did, he roared in rage and ran off like the coward he is.

Lincoln: Moro, Mira, Hearts, Towa, and Aeos, you five bastards have failed this entire universe, and Logan, don't think you're getting out of this, because of what you did, you just made your death sentence a lot easier for us to hand down when we get rid of you later on today. (To Elrena Larxene) And it's so good to see you again, Elrena Larxene.

Elrena Larxene: You too, Linky, it's been a long time, and it's also good to see you, Riku, Kairi, Roxas, Lea, Namine, and Xion again, Sora.

Sora: You too, Elrena.

Lincoln went up to Elrena Larxene and he hugged her, and Elrena Larxene is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, gold version of Mithra's halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Elrena Larxene: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories and gold halo behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know this sexy hot mama?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D, this is Elrena Larxene, Keyblade Knight of San Fransokyo and The Embodiment of Larxene, The Savage Nymph of the 12 Thunderbolts, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a Keyblader with the powers of lightning, and she also harbors a very very nasty hatred towards Alister Krei for what had happened to Professor Callaghan's daughter, Abigail, and she also harbors a very very nasty hatred towards ALL THE MEMBERS of Organization XIII especially Larxene and wants to make sure they all pay for their crimes. She is also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi, Eli, Cid, Namine, Roxas, Xion, Yuffie, Leon, Aerith, and all their friends on all worlds including Sora's mother and is a very awesome sister to Aqua and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married.

Michelle Emperyous: She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.

Xion: We hadn't forgotten just how deep her hatred for Alister Krei was for what happened to Abigail, along with her hatred for Organization XIII.

Lincoln: You said it, but Krei is now in prison for life and his wealth and fortune and his company are now in Abigail's hands and Nico sued Krei for 750 million dollars.

Elrena Larxene: Wait, he sued Krei for that much?! Damn, and I'm so glad Abigail now has control of KreiTech Industries and is now working further to benefit mankind, and Krei can rot in prison for all I care.

Sora: Actually, take a look at what really happened to Krei.

Sora showed Elrena Larxene what happened years after Krei lost everything, Krei lost his home and he was left homeless on the streets.

Elrena Larxene: Oh shit, so Krei's now a homeless bum on the streets?!

Eli: Karma hit him real hard. Plus, we didn't know you're the Keyblade Knight of San Fransokyo.

Xion: She helped Hiro and the team deal with San Fransokyo's foes and sent them to prison.

Lincoln: Yeah, no one dares to mess with her nor the rest of The Keyblade Knights.

Me: Because one wrong move, and they were toast, and the same went with Lincoln's old enemies.

Nico: Namely Scoots, Flip, Lewis Travolta, Hawk, Hank, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks from Royal Woods and Great Lakes City.

Lincoln: And Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, just one of their attempts to kill me and the Keyblade Knights and Organization XIII Embodiments will pulverize the daylights out of them, and now that you're here, Elrena.

Lincoln went up to and hugged Elrena Larxene in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his gold halo and four surrounding gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Elrena Larxene: Whoa, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Elrena Larxene's neck with electric blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and electric blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Elrena Larxene: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Elrena Larxene.

Elrena Larxene had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes and she then pounced on Lincoln and she proceeded to kiss him on his face, lips, massive muscled body, and eight-pack abs, and he also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the seven girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them immediately. The seven girls are Sara Kamiizumi, Reina Kenzaki, Yurika Takadera, Azumi Shiomi, Rinne Katsura, Madoka Toono, and Fuyuno Iwase from Abstinence Ward.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Sara Kamiizumi, Reina Kenzaki, Yurika Takadera, Azumi Shiomi, Rinne Katsura, Madoka Toono, and Fuyuno Iwase from Abstinence Ward.

Nicole: Whoa, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Sara Kamiizumi: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Sara Kamiizumi and the other six girls saw who it was that saved them from Aeos, Towa, Moro, Mira, and Hearts, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white choker collar with gold accents and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura around him.

Sara Kamiizumi: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.

Lincoln made six clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Sara Kamiizumi: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, seven Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Sara Kamiizumi, Reina Kenzaki, Yurika Takadera, Azumi Shiomi, Rinne Katsura, Madoka Toono, and Fuyuno Iwase with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to the World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team were shocked to find out the villains we went after were Towa and Aeos from our prime universe and they were brought back from the dead by Logan Angmarl, but they weren't the only ones: it turns out that asshole also brought Moro, Mira, and Hearts back as well, but he wanted to kill them to slake his thirst for blood and right before they double-cross him.

But, when Lincoln showed what he did to Moro, Mira, and Hearts by stabbing them in the stomach with his massive greatsword and sucking out and absorbing their energy and powers and abilities and made them his own and sent them to The Black Gates and then laying the beatdown on the traitorous omnicidal Supreme Kai of Time and the demon Towa and Lincoln firing four red energy blasts from the four orbiting golden rings on each corner of his large golden halo behind his head and that sucked out Aeos and Towa's powers and he made them his own and finishing them off by firing two blasts of light that incinerated them and sent them to The Black Gates forever which sent that dumbass Logan Angmarl roaring in rage and running, everyone cheered and they hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him and steam escaped his ears. Lincoln and Elrena Larxene have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.

Maria: That dumbass, I can't believe he brought back five of the universe's most dangerous criminals and enemies of Master Goku and the Z-Fighters.

Lincoln: All he ever desired was revenge on us for what happened six tears ago, but as always, his lack of common sense proved to be the deciding factor in the fates of Moro, Mira, Hearts, Aeos, and Towa.

Chronoa: Along with his own.

Luna Angmarl: That's right, Chronoa. I'm not letting that dumbass live, he dies after we get the next piece of the Tablet.

Nico: You got that right.

Me: That asshole's getting the beatdown of his miserable life!


After getting rid of Aeos, Towa, Moro, Mira, and Hears and this time for good along with driving off that dumbass Logan Angmarl, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Elrena Larxene saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Elrena Larxene: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Elrena, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Elrena Larxene: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.

Elrena Larxene: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.

Nico: Yep. So, Elrena, what memories did you have with Lincoln?

Elrena Larxene: Oh man, I was hoping you'd ask that. Well, this one time, Lincoln and I along with the rest of his Guardian Angels were in his room, and we were there doing homework. But, our day came to an end when we heard a loud bellow of rage in the air, and we caught the stench of B.O. and smelly feet, but we knew who it was that'd announced his arrival: it was Flip and that mutant was out for blood. He was about to charge inside, but what that moron didn't know was I summoned a storm and he got hit hard by lightning bolt after lightning bolt and he was electrocuted many times over and while that was happening, Lincoln had called the cops who came to The Loud House and after Flip got hit by one last lightning bolt and he was knocked down. Then, he was cuffed and thrown inside of the cop car, and he bellowed in rage as he was taken back to prison.

Nico: He was at it again?! Ugh, that dumb mutant doesn't even know when to quit!

Lincoln: Flip was nothing more than a moron who has no education and his brain and butt smelled like a thousand dumpsters from New Jersey!

Me: He pissed us all off big time!

Lily: And we've had to restrain ourselves many times whenever we had the urge to beat him into a bloody stain, which wasn't easy by the way!

Luna: It was never easy trying to restrain ourselves whenever we had the urge to beat Flip to a bloody pulp, he's done a ton of low things in the past and tried to kill Lincoln, but now, he's nothing more than a pariah.

Me: Yeah, and now, he's nothing more than a dummy for humiliation sessions!

We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Rusty Rose, Simulator Tron Bonne, Emilie Christie, Amanda Blackstone, Screwball (Marvel's Spider-Man), Zephyr, Simulator Violet Parr, Universe 666 Scanty and Kneesocks, and Simulator Anna Aoi are heading to Everbay Coast.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble, and Ace Bunny was dressed in black and yellow-trimmed swim trunks, sandals, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Rusty Rose, Simulator Tron Bonne, Emilie Christie, Amanda Blackstone, Screwball (Marvel's Spider-Man), Zephyr, Simulator Violet Parr, Universe 666 Scanty and Kneesocks, and Simulator Anna Aoi are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Rusty Rose, Simulator Tron Bonne, Emilie Christie, Amanda Blackstone, Screwball (Marvel's Spider-Man), Zephyr, Simulator Violet Parr, Universe 666 Scanty and Kneesocks, and Simulator Anna Aoi had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.

Rusty Rose: Wow, so this is Everbay Coast, it sure is awesome.

Lincoln: It sure is, Rusty Rose, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?

Lincoln, Rusty Rose, Simulator Tron Bonne, Emilie Christie, Amanda Blackstone, Screwball (Marvel's Spider-Man), Zephyr, Simulator Violet Parr, Universe 666 Scanty and Kneesocks, and Simulator Anna Aoi dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the back they had an awesome volleyball game, and Rusty Rose, Simulator Tron Bonne, Emilie Christie, Amanda Blackstone, Screwball (Marvel's Spider-Man), Zephyr, Simulator Violet Parr, Universe 666 Scanty and Kneesocks, and Simulator Anna Aoi got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, but then, they saw hulking muscle-bound thugs hired by Flip coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he'd sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.

Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Rusty Rose, Simulator Tron Bonne, Emilie Christie, Amanda Blackstone, Screwball (Marvel's Spider-Man), Zephyr, Simulator Violet Parr, Universe 666 Scanty and Kneesocks, and Simulator Anna Aoi and they hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Rusty Rose, Simulator Tron Bonne, Emilie Christie, Amanda Blackstone, Screwball (Marvel's Spider-Man), Zephyr, Simulator Violet Parr, Universe 666 Scanty and Kneesocks, and Simulator Anna Aoi placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and we saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.

Me: (Whistles) Looks like you really had a good time at Everbay Coast, eh, Lincoln?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!

Suddenly, ten Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Rusty Rose, Simulator Tron Bonne, Emilie Christie, Amanda Blackstone, Screwball (Marvel's Spider-Man), Zephyr, Simulator Violet Parr, Universe 666 Scanty and Kneesocks, and Simulator Anna Aoi with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Rusty Rose, Simulator Tron Bonne, Emilie Christie, Amanda Blackstone, Screwball (Marvel's Spider-Man), Zephyr, Simulator Violet Parr, Universe 666 Scanty and Kneesocks, and Simulator Anna Aoi are in your harem.

Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.

Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.

Rarity: And trying to kill Rusty Rose, Simulator Tron Bonne, Emilie Christie, Amanda Blackstone, Screwball (Marvel's Spider-Man), Zephyr, Simulator Violet Parr, Universe 666 Scanty and Kneesocks, and Simulator Anna Aoi, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.

Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates.

Ace Bunny: And that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!

Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.

Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!

Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!

Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.

Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!

Inuyasha: Leave that to me. (YELLS AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS AT THE JERKS) SHUT YOUR HALF-WIT PIE HOLE, YOU MORONIC MUTANT CHEAPSKATE!

Suddenly, the Beads of Subjugation on Flip's neck glowed and the amplified gravity forced Flip to faceplant on the ground, and we laughed hysterically.

Nico: Those Beads of Subjugation really are awesome!

Lincoln: And that'll be to remand that stupid mutant if he so much as gets anymore dumb ideas once again. Remind me to add more punishments to him.

Me: We'll do just that.


Later it was time for another awesome Super Mario Galaxy adventure.

Nico: Guys, next is Bonefin Galaxy.

Maria: Whoa that galaxy was creepy.

Me: Yep. So Kingfin next.

Nico: Yep.

Randy Cunningham: Me and Ben will go then.

Qin: Awesome.

Yae: I'm going too.

Nico: Okay.

They went in and Nicole activated the Simulator and they were at BONEFIN GALAXY!

Nico: Here we are.

Yae: Bonefin Galaxy.

Randy Cunningham: Wow this is amazing.

Nico: Yep.

Nicole: (On the radio) The boss is Kingfin. You have to hit him 3 times with your powers or shell throwing.

Nico: Okay.

Yae: Let's dive in!

They flew and dove in and Yae turned into a mermaid!

Nico: Whoa!

Then they saw KINGFIN!

HE WAS A MASSIVE SKELETON FISH CARCASS!

Nico: (pales) Mommy.

Ed: That big fish reminds me of Angus my more than lucky fishy.

Eddy: Shut up Ed.

Yae: Nico now is not the time to get cold feet.

Nico: You're right. Lets get him!

Randy Cunningham: YEAH!

Ben turned into Ampfibian!

Ben: AMPFIBIAN!

Randy and Ampfibian fired waves of lightning and energy and blasted Kingfin!

Nico: (gets out Trumbipular and Turtle's Ridewatches) Ben, this sort of fits since Trumbipular is one of your bad guys.

Ampfibian: It sure does!

Nico activated them and fired energy waves and blasted Kingfin.

Nico: Oh yeah!

Then an Iron Jugulis came!

Nico: Cool an Iron Jugulus!

Iron Jugulis: (In a girls voice) This will be cool and fun.

Nico: Abby Jugulus!? Whoa!

Iron Jugulis: Yep.

She fired an energy blast and it hit Kingfin.

Yae then fired a bazooka blast and it hit Kingfin and then he exploded!

Nico: OH YEAH!

Then the star came.

Nico: There it is!

Yae: We got it.

Yae, Ben and Randy got it.

YOU GOT A STAR!

Abby Jugulus reverted back and she was a girl with purple hair, purple eyes and purple clothes.

Abby Jugulus: That was awesome!

They all high five.

Randy: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Abby Jugulus: When me and Nico shoved a bucket of chum down a mean girls throat and she hurled her guts out all over.

Nico: Yep. That was awesome.

Yae: Awesome.

Nico and Abby hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

Abby Jugulus: Same here Nico.

They left the simulator and we cheered for them.

Later the mascots were having a good meal. They were eating Tangerine Chicken.

Gwenpool: You guys enjoying the tangerine chicken?

Poromon: You bet we are.

Poliwag: (Eating) Delicious.

Manaphy: (Eating) It sure is!

Nico: Cool cool.

Me: Yep.

Nico: Where did you guys get it?

Lynn Sr.: Oh I made it. It's really awesome doing a meal like this.

Me: It sure is awesome.

Deadpool: (To the viewers) Boy the Mascots sure love to eat don't they?

Jamesdean5842: You got that right Wade.

Deadpool: You know, with all the shenanigans you 4 go through, I'm surprised there hasn't been an opening where you guys get arrested.

Poromon: Yeah no kidding.

Qin: That is too true.

Jamesdean5842: Believe me guys, that is the last kind of opening on my mind.

Nico: No kidding.

Deadpool: (concerned) You okay now, Lily? I know last chapter was a tearjerker.

Lily: I'm much better now. Thanks.

Deadpool: Good.

Qin: We're happy.

Deadpool: Now, gimme some of that chicken.

Lynn Sr.: I made enough for everyone.

We had some and it was tasty.

Me: (Eating) Mmm! Yummy.

Lola: (Eating) Delicious.

Thunderblast: We're gonna need the energy later.

Me: I know.

Qin: I have a feeling something huge is coming.

Xenia: Me too.

?: Boy that chicken smells great!

We saw an Iron Thorns.

Me: Cool an Iron Thorns.

Nico: Awesome.

Iron Thorns: (In a girls voice) Awesome to see you again Nico.

Nico: Linda Thornsby? Whoa!

She reverted back and was a girl with green hair and had blue eyes and green gym clothes.

Linda Thornsby: Can I have some chicken too?

Nico: Sure.

We gave her some and it was good.

Beachcomber: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Linda Thornsby: When me and Nico played dodgeball and we smashed the other teams faces in with our brute strength.

Jared: Nice!

Me: Awesome.

Nico: Fun times.

Nico and Linda hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

Linda Thornsby: Same here.

Raythor: Who can lead this time?

Leni: How about me, Jayden, Randy, Kermit, Rango, Tsukasa, and Ikki and Vice?

Nico: Ooh good idea!

Qin: Yeah!

Lola: That will be fun.

Nico: I have a feeling this will be a good one.

The previous group came.

Carmen Dillo: Kaos, INSTIGATOR, Vreedle Brothers, Duff Killigan, El Oso, Tchang Zu, Gramma Stuffum, General Schwarz and Metal Sonic go with you guys?

Nico: Yes you all can come with us.

Qin: This will be fun.

Nico: Yep.

Astro Man: Nico, which Gene Slammers do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: Baxcalibur and Gholdengo.

Me: Nice!

Qin: We only have a couple Pokemon to go.

Nico: I know.

Then, Madame Web had appeared.

Me: Madame Web, we're ready for the next mission to retrieve the next piece of The Tablet of Order and Chaos.

Madame Web: Excellent. The next piece of The Tablet is located on Ultimate Earth, and it's in the hands of Ultimate Deadpool.

Lincoln: Oh boy. We're so going to be in for quite the challenge with this version of Deadpool, and he's bound to do the same thing that Adrena-Lynn did, but this is going to end with Ultimate Deadpool knocked out and sent to The Masters of Evil.

Nico: Oh man, if he's doing the same thing Adrena-Lynn did two years ago, we really need all of our parkour skills and we better be ready to bring the pain to Ultimate Deadpool.

Me: Along with whoever's with him.

Lincoln: This is also something that The Wilson Sisters are so going to be looking forward to.

Bianca Wilson: We already know of Uncle Wade's skills, so this is going to be one awesome challenge for us.

Gemma Wilson: You said it.

Trisha Wilson: That Ultimate version of Uncle Wade is in for one crazy surprise with us, and if we're right, then Logan Angmarl is going to trigger the warning right...now!

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Logan Angmarl, the evil older brother of Logan Angmarl and one of the eleven most dangerous thugs in Royal Woods, and he's coming to get revenge on Dawn and Lincoln for ruining the scheme they formed with Flip six years ago to destroy the world economy with a grand extortion scheme and sending him to prison. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and Luna, you're not going to like it: the figure we sensed is none other than your evil older brother, Logan Angmarl, one of the eleven most dangerous thugs from Royal Woods, and he's coming to get revenge on us for ruining the scheme they formed with Flip six years ago to destroy the world economy with a grand extortion scheme and sending him to prison.

Luna Angmarl: So, now my older brother, Logan, has come after us. I always knew that stupid moron would be the first to come after us, he's such a demonic asshole!

Nico: Yeesh, and Lincoln wasn't kidding when he said you two had bad blood.

Lincoln: And like with the others, their level of hatred is on the same level of hatred Vypra had with Praxina.

Anna Anyanova: Yep, what an asshole. But, we also can't underestimate him: you did say he Gene-Slammed himself into Angmarl the Fiendish Monarch, right, Luna.

Luna Angmarl: Yes, I did, Anna. But, I refuse to let Logan live a single second further, this time, I'm ending that asshole once and for all.

Nico: Oh man, I have no doubt this is going to get ugly later on. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading to Ultimate Earth and take down Ultimate Deadpool and retrieve the next fragment of The Tablet of Order and Chaos.

Lincoln: You're not getting out this, Ultimate Deadpool, we're taking you down and we're taking that fragment back, and once we get done taking down Ultimate Deadpool, you're next, Logan Angmarl.

Luna Angmarl: You've gone way too far this time, Logan. I thought we were done with you and the rest of your buddies after we stopped you and Flip six years ago from trying to destroy the world's economy with a grand extortion scheme and sending you to prison. But, like the dumbass moron you truly are, you and your buddies decided to bust out of prison a year later, and even worse, you Gene-Slammed yourself into Angmarl the Fiendish Monarch. This won't stand, I'll make sure that you suffer the full extent of the powers of darkness and fear after we get done taking down Ultimate Deadpool.

Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and we head to Ultimate Earth to retrieve the next piece of The Tablet of Order and Chaos and take down Ultimate Deadpool, and once we get done with him, Lincoln and Luna Angmarl are going to kill and destroy her evil older brother, Logan Angmarl.

We were off.


A TV Screen turned on with a logo.

?: PAIN FACTOR! With your host…the anti-hero for hire…the mask for your task…the guy who won't die…DEADPOOL!

Hosting it was none other than WADE WILSON A.K.A. DEADPOOL!

And what a way to introduce the Ultimate version of the Merc with the Mouth, Deadpool, starring in his own reality TV program broadcasted live from an oil tanker in the middle of an ocean. A fake audience cheers and claps for the Merc with a Mouth as he introduces himself to viewers around the globe,

Ultimate Deadpool: Hi, Ma! And welcome to Pain Factor, the only show where you compete for your life! And remember, viewers, I'm available for black ops missions, assassinations, and birthday parties!

Ultimate Spideman: I don't know what's weirder…that this guy can somehow come back from the dead, or that they gave him a TV show.

He was watching the show with us on a window TV while out in the city looking for the next fragment.

Me: Yeah.

INSTIGATOR: I never expected for there to be an Ultimate Version of Deadpool. He's just as talkative as ours.

Deadpool: You know I'm standing right here, right?

INSTIGATOR: Sorry.

Ultimate Spiderman: Deadpool was never this…talkative.

Nico: That's hard to believe.

Ultimate Spiderman: He used to be a serious anti-mutant extremist, but after me and the X-Men kicked his butt on some island, he came back to life crazier than ever. He thinks he's in a video game. Or fanfiction, sometimes.

Leni: Good to know.

Me: He is as awesome as the Deadpool we all know and love though.

Octagon: It's good he's not an anti mutant person anymore. Otherwise, we'd have some problems.

Wolverine: Yeah no kidding.

Ultimate Deadpool: Coming up, we've got a very special Pain Factor – with a very guest running the gauntlet!

Ultimate Spiderman: Who?

Ultimate Deadpool: You, Spider-Man!

Nico: Huh?!

Me: What the!?

Ultimate Spiderman: Wait…what?

Leni: I wasn't expecting that.

Ultimate Deadpoo: That's right! Our guest today will be the one, the only, the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. And if he wants, he can bring Team Loud Phoenix Storm too. Especially since there's at least 2 versions of me with them.

Me: WHOA!

Disk Wars Deadpool: Damn right!

Ultimate Deadpool: Because they need this!

And to persuade us to play the game, Deadpool shows them the grand prize of a lovely Tablet fragment sitting on a Deadpool-themed pedestal.

Ultimate Spiderman: Television, you are cruel mistress.

Me: Deadpool has a really amazing habit of breaking the 4th Wall but this one is going to be all over the place.

Jamesdean5842: Boy no kidding. This is gonna be a wild and crazy one.

Deadpool was kind enough to have a helicopter pick us up to take them to his oil tanker in the middle of an ocean where we'll be special guests in his wonderful show. Ultimate Spider-Man was hanging upside down from below the helicopter outside.

Pilot: You know, you can ride inside.

Leni: That's just who he is.

Me: Most of us are going to fly.

Ultimate Spiderman: Wow, that's not too big or anything. Can somebody say 'overcompensating'?

The helicopter soon drops us off at a helipad, where we are greeted by several flying TV screens that Deadpool is using to speak to them from wherever he is on the tanker.

Me: Why am I picking up a really strong feeling of Deja Vu.

Ultimate Deadpool: Spiderman! Can I call you Spidey? Hey, thanks so much for you and your pals being part of our little "webisode". Heh heh, 'cause… 'cause you shoot the web… OK. Hey can I get you guys anything before we start? Soda? Bottled water?' He asked them.

Ultimate Spiderman: How about the fragment?

Ultimate Deadpool: (laughs) Good one! Okay, here we go, picture up! In three…two…and…

The cameras roll again as it's time to begin the special episode of-

Ultimate Deadpool: Welcome welcome welcome to Pain Factor!

Ultimate Spiderman: Is there a mute button for him?

Me: I wish there was.

Lola: Yeah.

Ultimate Spiderman: Welp, might as well get this over with.

We walk along a bridge into a room up ahead. With every step we take, flames burst out of the holes on the sides of the bridge as a cool way to introduce us into the game.

Me: WHOA!

Ultimate Deadpool: And here they are! The terrifying…the deadly…the amazing…SPIDER-MAN, and his amazing friends!

Ultimate Spiderman: Just what I always wanted: A tasteful introduction.

Me: Awesome welcome.

Lasher: Is it too late to quit this game?

Leni: And leave the fragment in the hands of Deadpool of all people?

Lasher: I'm almost tempted to say yes.

Shortly after walking through the bridge, we entered a little media room with a lonely camera stand looking at them. Deadpool himself then shows his face on the multiple TV screens inside the room

Ultimate Deadpool: Not a bad entrance {mine's gonna be better, though, later on in the chapter}, but could you guys put a little more "oomph" in it, ya know, for the cameras. This is going on live to MILLIONS of viewers.

Ultimate Spiderman: I'll show 'em what we think of your cameras.

Sure enough, Ultimate Spidey destroys the camera with a single punch, cutting off his connection between his show and his audience in some places.

Ultimate Deadpool: Hey! That was a live feed you just killed! Now what am I going to tell its folks?

Ultimate Spiderman: Tell 'em it was a mercy killing. If they've seen your show, they'll understand.

Me: Yeah!

Qin: Wade this is not a game you're playing. This is a dangerous one.

Xenia: It sure is.

Ultimate Spiderman swings over to land in the oil rig, while we follow. We then look up to the large screen covered in static on the wall, as Deadpool quickly fixes it so he could appear to talk to us.

Ultimate Deadpool: Listen, Webby. I can't have you swingin' around in your footy pajamas with your buddies destroying my cameras.

El Oso: (Spanish Accent) Someone has to do it.

Ultimate Deadpool: You're gonna have to tangle with my ARMY! And by "army" I mean Production Assistants. And by Production Assistants I mean unpaid interns. And by unpaid interns I mean "fans". You guys are gonna have to tangle with my FANS!'

Me: We get the idea.

We stand there, baffled and dumbfounded, as we have little words to respond to the fact we'll be fighting his fanboys.

Ultiamte Spiderman: Lamest. Supervillain. Ever.

Me: Welcome to Comic Book Guy's world.

The TV switches back to the "Pain Factor" logo the second his fanboy army appears walking out a garage door to confront us with their baseball bats.

Leni: We're really doing this, aren't we?

Ultimate Spiderman: Yup.

Me: Okay Fanboy's COME AND GET SOME!

We went at them and punched and kicked and slashed and pulverized them all over!

I threw a grenade and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

It exploded and blew them apart!

Ultimate Spidey: You fanboys are a lot more dangerous online!

Leni: Fighting fanboys aside, how else are we gonna win this game and get the fragment?

Ultimate Spidey: Those cameras are his eyes and ears. Knock 'em out and we'll flush him out. And I see one right over there.

Jayden: Where are the others?

I saw one.

Me: I see one.

I fired a wave of energy and blasted it.

Xenia: YEAH!

I punched a fanboy and kicked one and headbutt one and then bashed one in the crotch!

Ultimate Deadpool: By the way, I was the one who shot Amy. You're welcome!

Nico: That was you?!

Ultimate Deadpool: Hey, I don't like the bitch, alright? She probably has 2013 people who hate her by now!

Me: You're right she does!

Jamesdean5842: He is right on that. Total Drama All Stars and Total Drama Pahkitew Island came out on September 10th, 2013 and and like how most of us HATE Sasuke Uchiha most of us hated Amy.

Nico: WOW!

Me: Trumbipular was wondering if Deadshot might have done that.

Ultimate Deadpool: Nope. That was me.

Me: Very clever.

On our way to a camera, Nico stepped on a whoopee cushion. In fact, he saw dozens of whoopee cushions on the floor.

LOUD FARTS!

Nico: Seriously?!

Me: (LAUGHS) That is funny!

Ultimate Deadpool: Just wanted to liven things up.

Me: (LAUGHS) That is really funny too!

Laney: (LAUGHS) Yeah!

Eddy: Top this one!

He threw the El Mongo Stink Bomb!

It hit Ultimate Deadpool and then.

LOUD EXPLOSIVE FART!

It exploded and Ultimate Deadpool coughed and gagged!

Nico then punched the camera.

KRASMASH!

Me: Take that!

Qin: YEAH!

We then went to find another camera.

Ultimate Deadpool: By the way, nice job against Mr. Mind in the chapter covering the movie.

Nico: Thanks!

Ultimate Deadpool: Makes up for the fact that he hasn't had a full live action debut.

Poromon: That is true and he tasted like chicken!

Qin: He sure did!

Jamesdean5842: That was an awesome adventure for everyone.

Nico: Yep.

Spiderman fires a web shot that seemingly destroys the last camera, thus ruining Deadpool's game show.

Ultimate Spiderman: Easy peasy. (Spider sense tingles) Why is my Spider-Sense telling me there are MORE cameras popping up?

Ultimate Deadpool: C'mon, like I wouldn't have a backup plan? This is live TV, baby – the show must go on!

More cameras popped up.

Acid Man: I suspected this looked too easy.

Ultimate Deadpool: Also, I hope there are Gene Slammers for Robot Masters after the Pokemon ones.

Me: That would be a really awesome series!

Xenia: Yeah!

Astro Man: Is that even possible? We're not made of organic matter.

Galaxy Man: We're all mostly metal.

Ultimate Deadpool: Hey, Digimon are made of data and yet there are Gene Slammers of those.

Me: You know he's right. But that will be awesome.

Lola: Yeah.

Metal Sonic: I'm scanning for the locations of the cameras now.

Ultimate Spiderman: No need. One's flying in the sky above us and one's behind a cage nearby which I'll quickly take care of.

Me: Okay. I'll face the flying one.

I flew up and blasted the Flying Camera.

Nico: Yeah!

Qin: YEAH!

Ultimate Spidey: I just got rid of the baged one.

Randy Cunningham: That's two cameras down. How many do we have left?

Ultimate Spiderman: Two more, thankfully. They're around this area. Let's check out the one in this room. Seems somewhat interesting.

Me: Right!

Lynn: Boy I'm really getting a massive case of deja-vu here. This is very similar to the battle we had with Adrena-Lyn.

Kim Possible: Yeah it sure is!

Ultimate Deadpool: Hey, this is NOT like with Adrena Lyn. She wanted to use HER show to get rid of you guys! I, on the other hand, know you guys are immortal and am using my show simply to mess with you guys and have some fun.

Nico: Well, that's reassuring.

Me: Even though I love a good joke and love some fun what Adrena Lyn did was horrible. This is fun and awesome.

Qin: Yep.

We carefully enter the room as we have no idea what awaits them inside. What did await us was a little confusing as it looks like we've walked into an extremely cheap knockoff room based off "The Price is Right". There's even a small audience made of Deadpool's fans watching from upstairs while Deadpool continues acting as the host from the TV.

Ultimate Deadpool: Spider-Man! Team Loud Phoenix Storm! YOU GUYS are the next contestants on "The Priceless Fight!" COME ON DOWN!

Me: Feels like I'm back on the Price is Right.

Deadpool gestures us to a wall with a colorful gate that has his small logo on it.

Ultimate Deadpool: Let's see what you've won…

Loud footsteps can be heard from behind the gate as it opens, and walks out a large Deadpool-themed brute with a hammer

Ultimate Deadpool: A ridonkulously big enemy to fight!

Ultimate Spiderman: That's a prize?

The brutish fanboy roared, looking ready to clobber the heroes.

Ultimate Deadpool: Uh-oh! Looks like the Spider and friends are about to get squished!

Leni: This should only take a second.

Ultimate Deadpool: Aaand – we're out to commercial.

Ultimate Spiderman: YeahbutHUH?!

Ultimate Deadpool: Don't worry, we'll pick it up in the same spot when we come back. Guys? Get down there and keep the talent limbered up in the meantime.

Harley Quinn: Oh boy! This is gonna be fun!

Leni: Anyone have the fast forward button to skip this commercial?

Ultimate Spiderman: One fast forward coming up.

Ultimate Spiderman entered Rage Mode and then stated off by taking out 5 Fanboys.

We bashed them all over.

Me: Now back to our show!

A fanboy humorlessly drags another along the ground as Deadpool reappears on TV and stays true to his word picking things off from where they left off.

Ultimate Deadpool: Looks like the Spider and friends are about to get squished. GO GET HIM, BEAUREGARD!

Ultimate Spiderman: 'Beauregard?'

General Schwarz: Heh, your parents must've been on something when naming you.

The now named Beauregard roared.

Me: Bring it!

I formed an energy hammer and then smashed and bashed Beuregard and bashed him into a pulpy pancake!

Qin: Yeah! Take that!

Xenia: OH YEAH!

Ultimate Spiderman: Third camera's down.

Ultimate Deadpool: Aw, man! Where am I gonna find another fan that big and antisocial?

Ultimate Spiderman: I dunno. How friendly are you with Ben Grimm?

Kermit: Or how about Cinderblock?

Thing: Yeah how friendly are you with me!?

Lola: Yeah!

The last camera, presumably, is inside a sizable control room designed after "The Oprah Winfry Show" as if we're walking into a talk show. There's some chairs sitting around on a circular platform with a Deadpool balloon in the middle, and the last camera waiting to be destroyed in front of the room.

Ultimate Spiderman: Mine!

Spidey rushes to destroy it, only for the camera to quickly disappear into the ground because of a proximity defense for being too close

Ultimate Spiderman: Wha-?

Me: A Proximity Defense System!

Ultimate Deadpool: Welcome to "The Wadey Wilson Show". Today's guests, Spider-Man and Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Clawful: At least you haven't forgotten us.

Ultimate Deadpool: Hey, Spiderman, buddies. Have a seat. Let's talk about the question of everyone's lips…how HOT is Kitty Pryde?

Leni: Uh, why are we talking about her?

The embarrassed Peter was groaning as it sounds like he doesn't want to talk about his complicated love life.

Ultimate Deadpool: Uhh! Almost as hot as that redhead I always see you saving.

Nico: You mean MJ?

Ultimate Spiderman: SSH!

Ultimate Deadpool: MJ, huh? Is that her name? Do I sense a bit of a love triangle there?

Ultimate Spiderman: Oh my god. I'm getting out of here.

Ultimate Deadpool: And is it true there's a clone of you out there with your brain, but trapped inside a girl's body?

Nico: Wait, REALLY?

Ultimate Spidey: Ehhh…

Ultimate Deadpool: Cause that's kinda like CREEPY. And by kinda I mean "insanely". I'd still hit it though.

Ultimate Spiderman: I'm gonna be sick.

Stewie: Sorry. But I'm gonna have to cut this short before you piss Nicole off!

Stewie fires a single shot from his blaster at the last camera as it reappears since no one is close to it at the moment, thus ruining Deadpool's show for his worldwide audience.

Me: Nice shot Stewie!

Leni: Feeling okay?

Ultimate Spiderman: Yeah. Thanks for that. Can we go home already?

Gramma Stuffum: We destroyed all his cameras, so unless he has more, I think we're done.

Ultimate Deadpool: Congratulations, heroes! You've ruined my broadcast. And you deserve your prize…

Ultimate Spiderman: The fragment?

Just then, a fanboy knocks Ultimate Spiderman out with his mike.

Ultimate Deadpool: That won't do!

Fanboy: BAD SUPERHEROES! BAD!

Nico: Don't even think about doing that to us!

Ultimate Deadpool: (sighs) Can you at least go to the next area after the morph? Because that's where I'm taking webhead.

Jayden: That we can do. Go Go Samurai!

Tsukasa and Ikki: Henshin!

They transformed!

Jayden: FIRE! SAMURAI RANGER READY!

Tsukasa: DECADE OF RIDERS! KAMEN RIDER DECADE!

Ikki: TYRANNO DEMON! KAMEN RIDER REVICE!

Me: Oh yeah!

Xenia: Lets do it!

A while later, the knocked out Spiderman slowly wakes up on a lonely arena in the ocean while hearing the sound of someone driving a ski boat.

Ultimate Spiderman: Oww, my head!

Rango: Pete! Glad to see you're up!

Ultimate Spiderman: Did Deadpool knock you guys out too?

Vice: Nope. After Jayden and Ikki morphed, he let us teleport here.

Ultimate Spiderman: (sarcastically) That's nice of him.

Ultimate Deadpool: (on a ski boat) YOO-HOO! Watch me, Mommy! Watch me!

He says this only because he's deliberately about to crash his own boat to his own arena and cause it to explode upon impact, which only served to give him an explosion entrance as he jumps onto the middle of the arena while making an awesome pose in front of us.

Ultimate Deadpool: Ta-daa! Live an in person! The one, the only, DEADPO-oh, look at you.

Ultimate Spiderman: What about me?

Ultimate Deadpool: I thought you'd be taller. Oh well, we just won't use a lot of wide lenses. (continuing) DEADPOOL! Thank you, thank you. Don't throw flowers, just send money.

Ultimate Spiderman: Don't take this the wrong way, but you seem a couple peas short of a pad.

Leni: Was it not obvious already?

Me: Yeah!

Ultimate Deadpool: Just imagine my boss theme from the game playing right now!

Nico: What is he talking about?

Ultimate Spiderman: Don't question him. Just punch him.

Leni: I'll slash him!

Leni tried to slash him with her sword but he countered with his own swords.

Ultimate Deadpool: Now I see why you're leading. Because we both like to use swords among other things!

Jayden: Super Samurai Mode!

He donned his Super Samurai Outfit!

Qin: OH YEAH!

I unsheathed my sword.

Me: Let me clash with his swords.

Ultimate Deadpool clashed his swords with mine.

CLANG!

Sparks flew all over.

CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG!

We were clashing all over the place with incredible force.

Qin: Yeah!

CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG!

I kicked him in the face and knocked him down.

Ultimate Deadpool fired his gun at me at the same time I fired an energy blast at him. As a result, both my right arm and Deadpool's left arm got severed.

Ultimate Deadpool: Let's see who can regrow their limbs the fastest! And let's also see if your arm can grow into a second you!

Me: All right then.

I regrew my arm fast in 2 seconds. Deadpool had his arm grow back in 5 seconds.

Me: Thanks to Majin Buu's powers I can grow back my limbs instantly.

Leni charged at Ultimate Deadpool and grappled with him. She beat the crap out of him. When Ultimate Deadpool tried to slash at her, she avoided it and continued to beat the crap out of him. This continued two more times before she pushed him back.

Ultimate Deadpool: Now THIS is something that should've been in every level!

Nico: YEAH!

I punched Ultimate Deadpool down.

Ultimate Deadpool jumped over Randy and Jayden as they charged at him.

Ultimate Deadpool: How about that, Randy? You helped Nico against Kingfin. And now, you're one of the main focuses of this chapter.

Randy: We'll see.

He kicked Ultimate Deadpool and then clashed with him and I kicked Ultimate Deadpool in the back of the head.

Qin blasted him with a fire blast.

Vice: Well, I think it's time we settled that debate!

Ultimate Deadpool: (to Vice) People keep saying that you're the Kamen Rider version of me.

Vice: Well, I think it's time we settled that debate!

Ultimate Deadpool fired his guns at Tsukasa, Ikki, and Vice as they charged at him.

Then they dodged the bullets and smashed him down.

Nico: OH YEAH!

Me: Take that!

Ultimate Deadpool teleports away to one of the helipads.

Ultimate Deadpool: Get in there, boys! Show wally-webs and his buddies here they can't twist my doorknobs.

Ultimate Spiderman: Wally-webs? Seriously?

Me: Couldn't you come up with something unique?

Nico: Yeah!

Ultimate Deadpool then ended up pointing his guns at his Prime Version, who pointed a gun right back at him.

Deadpool: It really is a shame we have to fight each other.

Ultimate Deadpool: I know. It's an honor to meet another version of me!

Deadpool: Same here! But if I learned anything from hanging out with these guys, it's responsibility. And it's our responsibility to get that fragment even if we have to kick the crap out of you.

Ultimate Deadpool: Then do me a favor and don't hold back. Because I'm not going to.

Me: Like meeting yourself in the mirror.

Qin: It sure is.

Zhuqiaomon: I'll say!

Varie: Yeah.

Ultimate Deadpool jumped over Tsukasa as he tried to punch him.

Ultimate Deadpool: Just passing through, Tsukasa?

Tsukasa ducked.

Tsukasa: Yeah I'm just passing through.

Me: And also we're a bunch people you don't want to piss off!

Nico: Yeah!

Ultimate Deadpool clashed swords with Jayden.

Ultimate Deadpool: So, Jayden. When exactly are you guys meeting those Ranger team embodiments?

Nico: That's what I want to know!

Jayden: We're going to meet them after the Pokemon Gene-slammers are done.

Xenia: Yeah.

Me: In a couple of days.

Ultimate Spiderman morphed his arms into tendrils.

Ultimate Spiderman: Time we wrapped this up. Gabriel, Leni, grab my tentacles. I got an idea.

Gabriel: Um... okay?

Leni: A girl touching a tentacle?

Ultimate Spiderman: This isn't Japan. Don't worry.

Leni: Ah. In that case

Spiderman starts spinning around himself while holding onto Gabriel and Leni. After building up momentum, Spiderman hurls both of them into Deadpool as he quickly webs him up so he won't escape, delivering a brutal frontal attack.

KRASMASH!

Me: WHOA! Nice combo attack!

Ultimate Deadpool: Owie!

After slightly rebounding from hitting him, Gabirel and Leni then each deal an additional strike to him simultaneously.

Nico: That had to hurt!

Venom: Boy that was really clever!

Camie: No kidding!

Ultimate Deadpool: Oh I just remembered, I have to…uh…floss.

Me: Why? Do you need to brush your teeth

Ultimate Spiderman: Ah, don't run away like a snivelling coward just cause we were whipping your heinie.

Ultimate Deadpool: I'm not running away! I'm just going to find a dictionary so I can look up 'snivelling'! Snivelling… (laughs) Hahaha – heinie. (hops onto a ski boat)

Tchang Zu: Get back here!

Leni: Oh no you don't!

We flew after him as he drove his ski boat. Spider-Man takes the more fun approach and attaches two weblines on the retreating boat to ski on from behind as he hollers in enjoyment.

Me: You're not going to get away from us that easily!

Xenia: YEAH! We'll find you like a bird seeking it's prey!

A few minutes later, Deadpool is still on his ski boat while successfully luring us to another dangerous oil rig for us to play in

Ultimate Deadpool: Well, my little petunias, it's been fun! For me, I mean. Not so much for you guys.

He purposely crashes his boat to a bottom tower to stop Spider-Man who's still skiing behind him.

Ultimate Spiderman: Uh-oh! Whoa!

Me: WHOA MAN!

Spidey quickly web-zips to the top of the tower before he was caught in the explosion

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We got out of the explosion.

Ultimate Spiderman: Okay. That was an experience.

Leni: You okay? That was quite a ride, huh?

Ultimate Spiderman: Yeah.

Tsukasa: Where did Deadpool run off to?

Ultimate Spiderman: Must've escaped before his boat crashed.

We find ourselves walking in a large tube with steam vents all around.

Ultimate Spiderman: Nowhere to go but up.

We flew up.

Eventually, we managed to crawl out the tube with little difficulty. We walk out the door into another oil rig that presumably has the same rules, cameras and traps as the other one wesurvived in. But this one features a little conversation between four of Deadpool's unpaid intern fanboys.

Fanboy 1:Hey man. Love your outfit.

Fanboy 2: Back atcha! You get yours in the fan club catalogue too?

Fanboy 1: Nah, the gift shop. You know, if you get it in person they actually tailor it for you.

Fanboy 3: No way! Right there in the shop?

Fanboy 1: Yeah. I mean, they take your measurements there in the shop. Doing the actual tailoring takes a couple days, but it's sooo worth it.

Fanboy 4: Yeah, I was gonna say -.

Fanboy 1: I mean, right?

Fanboy 2: Dude dude dude dude dude…turn around, let me look at how it fits ya. Yeah. I gotta say, that is really nice.

Fanboy 1: I'm telling you, man. Tailored.

We stand there from a distance in silence, motionless after listening to their strange little conversation. We exchange weird looks and eyebrow raises before casually walking away while allowing those fanboys continue talking about tailored clothes in peace.

Me: Are they talking about their outfits?

Eli: Sure feels like it.

Qin: Yeah.

Leni: So I'm assuming there are cameras here too?

Ultimate Spiderman: Yup. Nine.

Rose the Huntsgirl: Where are they?

Ultimate Spiderman: Two in the sky. Six down in a lower level. And one somewhere in the center here.

Ikki: Let's see if this makes it easier.

Vice Up! Gattsuri! Nottori! Kuronuri! Kamen Rider Revice! Vice! Vice! Vice!

Ikki and Vice merged into Kamen Rider Jack Revice.

Me: All right.

Qin: Yeah.

Nico: Lets get to finding time and tearing them apart.

We appraoched a camera with a couple of Fanboys near it.

Fanboy: Gonna need to see some clearance.

Ultimate Spiderman: Will this count?

He disarmed the fanboy of his gun.

I took it and blew his head off.

Qin blasted the camera.

Qin: One down.

We went and found camera after camera and blasted them.

We appraoched another camera with a bop bag and nearby fanboys. I approached the bop bag and it began beeping.

Bop bag: Hi! I'm a bop bag ready to go boom!

Nico: Say what?!

Nico threw the camera and bop bag and then it exploded!

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Nico: Close one. But it destroyed the camera.

Duff Killigan destroyed a camera with his golf clubs.

Ultimate Deadpool: Hey, Duff. You and Lori ever gonna have that golf off that was promised so many times in the story?

Duff Killigan: (Scottish Accent) Lad, we're still planning that out!

Lori: Yeah!

I fired a blast of energy and blasted more cameras apart.

Nico: Take that.

Ikki saw a camera with a huge fanboy near it.

Ikki: Another huge one!

The fanboy tried to hit Ikki with his hammer only for him to knock out nearby smaller fanboys.

BOWLING CRASH!

Nico teleported and snapped the big fanboys neck.

Eli then smashed the camera.

Qin: Nice one!

Me: I wonder if Deadpool would be able to come back after someone snap his neck.

Nico: Yeah he might.

Leni: PLEASE tell me that's all the cameras?

Ultimate Spiderman: Uhhhhh…

Leni: How many THIS time?!

Ed: Leni calm down.

Ultimate Spiderman: Seven.

Thorn: WHY?!

Ultimate Spiderman: Now, now! Good news, there all seem to be standing in one place.

Leni: Thank god.

Me: Good. That will make it easier.

Xenia: Yep.

Ultimate Deadpool: Did I mention that these ones have flamethrowers?

Nico: Say what now?!

Me: Flamethrower cameras!? You got to be out of your fucking mind!

Then we saw them look at us and then they fired streams of fire at us! WE ABSORBED THE FIRE ALL OVER!

The ultimate Spiderman is too sick of all these cameras showing up to annoy us and quickly goes in destroying them all. All but three, as the remaining cameras are inside a studio room similar to other one that was used for "The Wadey Wilson Show". Spiderman regroups with us inside the studio room.

Nico: I REALLY hope these are the last cameras

Me: Same here.

Ultimate Deadpool: Welcome back to "The Wadey Wilson Show", with our special guests, Walthrop Webs and our favorite invincible heroes.

Nico: Damn straight!

Ultimate Deadpool: Now, Walthrop, let's talk about that time you and Wolverine switched brains…

Leni: That really happened?

Ultimate Spiderman: I rather not discuss that.

Nico: Didn't Doc Ock have a scrapped plan involving that?

Ultimate Spiderman: Well actually, I've got a question for you, Deadpool. Where'd you get that fragment?

Ultimate Deadpool: 'I'm really glad you asked. It was on my bed when I woke up one morning.

Me: Seriously? Did the Tooth Fairy give it to you for losing some of your teeth?

Ultimate Deadpool: Very funny.

Ultimate Spiderman: Is that ALL of the cameras?!

Ultimate Deadpool: Oh the horror. The inhumanity!

Me: Sheesh bub get a better acting career.

Wolverine: Alright, bub. Where are you?! Zip it and tell us where you are so we can knock your lights out?!

Ultimate Deadpool: Oh, I'm waving to you outside.

Nico: Wait, what?!

We look out the window to see that the merc with the mouth really is waving at them outside on a nearby platform even though he is still on TV right now.

Me: He sure is crafty I'll give him that.

Qin: Lets get him!

Ultimate Deadpool: Congratulations! For surviving this long, you've received the Pain Factor Home Game! Now you can risk your well-being and sanity for the entertainment of others in the comfort of your own home! Follow me to pick up your prize!

He leaps onto a container and jumps down to another oil rig building nearby.

Ultimate Deadpool: Can the prize be stuffing a sock in your mouth, instead?

We zip over and follow him into the next building. When we entered the large studio room, the doors and windows suddenly close shut to prevent us from escaping.

Nico: Of course! Another trap!

Ultimate Spiderman: Did you seriously just try to lock us in a room? What are we, grounded?

Ultimate Deadpool: Just sit tight, my little mouth breathers. We gotta pause for another word from our sponsor. Brought to you by Denzel Washington!

And so, while we keep themselves occupied fighting his fanboy army and a one or two brutes entering the studio, Deadpool babbles on about that sponsor of his for his commercial break.

We blasted them all over the place.

Ultimate Deadpool: There is a world of sprits. Unseen by most, but just as real as our own. And when you need a guy to penetrate those mysteries, you know who to call. STRANGE. Doctor Strange. Yeaaah, Stephen Strange Junior. A man who has ventured back from the other side. And has cheated death himself is now available for...

Leni: How long is he going to keep talking?

Ultimate Spiderman: Hopefully another few seconds.

Ultimate Deadpool: …When it comes to the supernatural, there's only one name to call. STRANGE…

Nico: He's still talking.

Ultimate Spiderman: Another few seconds.

I put on earmuffs and fired waves of energy and blasted the fanboys and blew them apart. Then I fired an energy blast and blew the door apart.

Ultimate Deadpool: …Okay everybody. We're back in five. Four. Three…

Deadpool finally shuts up, for a brief moment, and opens up the doors for us to finally walk outside after we finished surviving his onslaught of his fans. We stand outside on a platform next to nothing but the big wide ocean and several platforms out in the near distance.

Leni: I give up. What now?

Once again, Deadpool shows his face on the floating screens around the platform with an important announcement.

Ultimate Deadpool: With highs in the mid-60s and the low of 75. On the bad news tip, viewers are advised to seek higher ground 'cause we're about to have a MASSIVE tidal wave tear through here. Looks like it'll be caused about five seconds from now by some nutty feathered plucker detonating a WHOLE mess of explosives underwater. Of course, the question on everyone's lips is: Who would be CRAZY enough to- Oh, wait. IT'S ME!

Rhomboid: He's going to do what now?

And then, bam, just like that, Spider-Man's head tingles throughout the brain and beyond after sensing his biggest obstacle yet, because out there vastly approaching from the distance, it's the biggest tidal wave he has ever laid eyes upon, and it's coming right for them this instant.

Ultimate Spiderman: HOLY SHIT!

Me: TIDAL WAVE!

Maria: IS HE INSANE?!

Ultimate Spiderman: Go, go, GO, GO, GO, GO!

WE RUSHED OUT AND FLEW UP INTO THE AIR!

We got out of there just in time.

Ultimate Deadpool: Unbelievable! They deserve a breather for that one! Too bad they're gonna have to race another tidal wave!

Nico: HUH?!

We see the second tidal wave approaching from more underwater explosives detonated by Deadpool.

Ultimate Spidey: Go, go, GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!

We flew higher and got out of there as the wave hit.

Qin: Close one.

Xenia: Geez!

Me: Nice try Wade!

Ultimate Spiderman: WOOO! DID IT! And I think I just peed my costume a little bit.

Ultimate Deadpool: I heard that. Again, we're broadcasting this…LIVE.

Ultimate Spiderman: Oh, great.

Sixshot: Hey, if I was wearing pants, I'd be on the same boat.

Ultimate Deadpool: Speaking of boats…

And while we continue traversing to the next tall platform, another tidal wave predictably appears. What we didn't predict is that this one puts the other two to shame from how big and utterly terrifying it looks like.

Leni: Oh. My. God.

Ultimate Deadpool: I dunno, man. I don't think that platform's gonna be high enough, do you? You remember what I said about boats a second ago. You MIGHT wanna think about catching the next boat, know what I mean? Think you can escape this and get to my platform in 1 minute?

St Patricia: Let's do our entrance as soon we get close to him!

Me: Right!

Nico: Lets go!

We went after him.

He later got to the platform and then the spirits of the actors of the world appeared and swirled around him and then converged and then…

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A massive fiery explosion blasted off above the platform and then a phoenix cry was heard and we came out.

Me: Okay Wade you've had your fun. Now you got to deal with us!

Ultimate Deadpool: And here they are! Bedeviled and bedraggled, drowned but not out…the men and woman, the myths, the legends, the non-mutant superheroes

Ultimate Spidey: Do villains find me this annoyingly talkative? Uh…Don't answer that. All right, Ugly McEvilsteen! You're about to get CANCELLED!"

Ultimate Deadpool: Aaaand…cut! hat's a wrap! Great show, everybody! Great show. Here ya go kid – you earned it!

He casually tosses the webhead the fragment he and us have fought tirelessly for all day.

Nico: FINALLY!

Ultimate Spidey: Uh…thanks.

Ultimate Deadpool: Hey, fair is fair, right? BTW, what's the deal with that thing, anyhoo?

Ultimate Spiderman: Well, it's a long story. Basically it gives bad guys extra super powers, so I have to…

Me: Wait it's too easy.

But he took a closer look at the fragment, only to flip it and see the "Made in Canada" logo on the back, quickly realizing we've been tricked

Ultimate Spiderman: Wait a sec…This is a prop!

Kaos: You tricked us!

Me: I knew it was a fake!

Meanwhile, Deadpool reveals he's still in possession of the real Tablet fragment in his hand as he begins absorbing its incredible power for a new trick.

Ultimate Deadpool: OHH-HHHH, CANDY BAR! GONNA GET A CANDY BAR!

And the power he receives is perhaps the worst, most horrifying power imaginable that'll make him truly unstoppable to beat that we cannot comprehend if they could. And that is? The ability to make clones of himself. 2 of them, in fact.

WE GASPED!

Ultimate Deadpool: Snap! Crackle! Chop!

Ultiamte Spiderman: Oh god no.

Me: Three Deadpool for the price of one!

Deadpool 1: I love this! Finally, some to laugh at my jokes! Hey, what's green and makes noise?

Deadpool 2: What?

Deadpool 1: The Incredible Honk!

Deadpool 1 made a funny noise that got his clones laughing aloud while we stand there horrified of the three Deadpools. But once they're done laughing, they only have one other thing they want to do now.

Deadpool 2: KILL 'EM!

Deadpool 3: KILL 'EM!

Deadpool 1: KILL 'EM!

Tsukasa: More of you won't matter!

Final Kamen Ride: Decade!

Tsukasa became his complete form.

Synchro Up! Ohing! OK! Shonin! Rex! Rolling! Kamen Rider! Revi! Vice! Revice! Shin!

Ikki and Vice merged into Kamen Rider Revice Shin.

Me: I'll take the one with swords.

Nico: The one with the Grenade Launcher is mine.

Eddy: And I'll take the one with the blaster.

I unsheathed my sword.

Me: Boy dealing with one Deadpool is enough now we got to deal with Ugly One, Ugly Two and Ugly Three!

Deadpool 3: Pineapple surprise!

He threw grenades at Kermit, but he dodged them as they exploded.

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

Kermit: Say. Something does seem different about this Deadpool. So far he's only been chugging grenades at me. Not using his other weapons.

Anakin was clashing his lightsabers to block Deadpool 2's blades.

ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP!

Anakin: This one is using his swords against me. My lightsaber is better!

I clashed with Deadpool 2.

CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG!

Rango was firing his guns to counter Deadpool 1's own guins.

Rango: This one seems to prefer a shootout with me.

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!

Eddy fired laser and energy blasts from his blaster.

Ultimate Spiderman: Wait! I think I understand what Kermit is talking about. These Deadpools. They're not just clones. They're different personalities split into physical form with each one favoring their own weapon. In a way, they're weaker than when they were as one since neither of them have access to a full arsenal.

Me: That is very awesome!

Qin: It sure is.

I clashed more with Deadpool 2.

CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG!

The three Deadpools all disappear to drop numerous big bag bombs from the sky. They formed together to form a heart shape.

Nico: Incoming!

We narrowly avoided the multiple, devastating explosions from the Deadpool bombs.

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The Deadpools then suddenly reappear back in the arena laughing like crazy

Deadpool 1: That was Deadpoolicious. In case you're wondering, that's my new word for awesome.

Deadpool 2: Looks like you'll live for ONE MORE DAY!

Deadpool 3: Hey, this is my taunt line.

But then he saw us in a force field dome I made and we were unscathed.

Me: Nice try!

El Oso: (Spanish Accent) Seriously, man?!

Deadpool 1: Relax. Tell ya what. If you defeat us in a specific order, I'll join your little club.

Nico: Which is?

Deadpool 2: First, guns. Then swords. And finally, grenades.

Qin: Good idea.

Deadpool 1: (fires guns at Eddy) Ever wonder if you got your own Omnitrix?

Eddy: That would be cool.

Deadpool 1: Your Sinister 12 could consist of your evil twin, Your Bro in the Iron Monger suit, Lobo, Some wacko with a bat and explosives, Jack Spicer, Control Freak, Psyphon, Crimson Dynamo, Skulker, Fracture, Electro, and Clayface!

Eddy: That would be so awesome!

BANG!

Eddy fired a blast and blasted Deadpool 1 down.

CLANG!

Deadpool 2: (clashes swords with me) The force is strong with you!

Me: The Force has ALWAYS been strong with me.

KROW!

I kicked him in the face and slashed him and cut a huge whole across his chest!

Me: Try regenerating from this.

I teleported behind him and grabbed him and snapped his neck!

Deadpool 3 got cocky and juggled his grenades only for Nico to knock him down.

The grenades then hit Deadpool 3 and exploded!

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The Three Deadpool were down.

They all got up.

Me: Amazed you survived all that.

Lola: Yeah!

Nico charged at Deadpool 2 and bashed him down.

I fired waves of energy and blasted Deadpool 1 and Eli fired Force lightning blasts and electrocuted him.

Qin: Yeah!

Me: Had enough?

Deadpool 1: Never!

But then Roman Goodwin, Carly Atlas, Devack, Misty Tredwell, Kalin, Greiger, Rex Goodwin, Atomic Skull, Ben Ravencroft and Kerbero Gangan came.

Nico: Roman Goodwin, Carly Atlas, Devack, Misty Tredwell, Kalin, Greiger, Rex Goodwin, Atomic Skull, Ben Ravencroft and Kerbero Gangan.

Deadpool 1: And in this corner, we have the Dark Signers, the DC version of Radioactive Man, one of the Ganglers from Lupinranger vs Patranger, and a powerful sorecerer that only me and few others remember!

Atomic Skull: Never thought of myself that way.

Ben Ravencroft: At least some people remember me.

Qin: Yeah.

Kerbero Gangan: I was lucky enough to be in the Core MOE members.

Nico: Yeah.

Roman Goodwin: (To Nico) We heard you faced Amy.

Nico: We sure did.

Carly Atlas: Please tell me you thrashed her!

Me: We did Carly. You were there with us.

Carly Atlas: Oh right.

Then Shaidos came.

Me: Shaidos. You sure are a glutton for punishment.

Shaidos: I know.

Qin: Cool.

Deadpool 2: Anything you want to say to the cameras.

Shaidos: Um... don't stay out too late?

Me: Good advice.

We got the battles underway.


Bertrand, RD Girl Jordan, Ruth Lincoln, Hexe Trude, Number 83: Galaxy Queen, Rose Paladin, Wednesday Addams, Ingrid Third, Bonnie Terrez, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Miranda and Raythor VS Roman Goodwin, Black Widow (Sailor Moon), Spidertron, Dokugomon, SHS Carnage, Terminus, Dorodoros, Duke of Trump and Palm Tree Bouma - Nico's rescue on a Tar Swamp Planet, Lily was crying about yesterday and we were battling Amy and Samey, Dana and Indigo Zap transformed against Amy.


Roman Goodwin was first..

Roman Goodwin: (to Bertrand) Nico's rescue was on a Tar Swamp Planet where Lily was crying about yesterday. And Samey, Dana and Indigo Zap transformed against Amy before battling against her.

Bertrand: They sure did and it was really amazing.

RD Girl Jordan: Yeah no kidding there. It was amazing.

Wednesday Addams: It was a really fun battle and cool.

Twilight Sparkle: It sure was awesome.

Starshine Sparkle: Yeah no kidding.

Spyro: It sure was cool.

Roman Goodwin: I'm glad that Amy got sent back to Lynn''s Table. Lets do it!

Bertrand: JOROGUMO POWER!

He flared up a black and red aura in the shape of the a Jorogumo!

Roman: WERESPIDER POWER!

He flared up a red aura in the shape of a Human Spider!

Bertand sang opposite attract by Paula Abdul and Roman sang You Can't Hurry Love by Phil Collins and they fired waves of red fire and magic and smashed them down.


Haiku, Goku, Mage Meadowbrook, Mistmane, Flash Magnus, Stygian, Ink Rose, Moonlight Raven, Shadow Lucy, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Galaxy Man and Astro Man VS Carly Atlas, Hummerzoom, Humzee, Swoopy, Bui, Cat Mummy, Dr. Croaker, Ghost of Geronimo, and Big Top Werewolf - Us battling Another Di Lung, Raccoons, Valkyries, Sandman, Dog Skeletons, Sindbad and Trumbipular and they were the Embodiments of Water, Diamond and Phoenix


Carly Atlas was next.

Carly Atlas: (to Haiku) Nico, She Hulk's team, Trumbipular's team, and the others did good battling Another Di Lung, Raccoons, Valkyries, Sandman, Dog Skeletons, Sindbad and Trumbipular. They they were the Embodiments of Water, Diamond and Phoenix.

Haiku: That was really amazing.

Goku: It sure was awesome to see.

Starlight Glimmer: I agree there too. It was awesome.

Cozy Glow: Yeah it sure was cool.

Hex: Yeah it was.

Carly Atlas: That is really awesome. Lets do it!

Haiku: FLARE FAIRY POWER!

She flared up an orange aura in the shape of a Fire Fairy!

Carly Atlas: HUMMINGBIRD POWER!

She flared up an orange aura in the shape of a hummingbird.

Haiku sang Another Day in Paradise by Phil Collins and Carly sang Venus by Bananarama. Haiku and group fired waves of orange fire, blood, bones, skulls, magic, stars and lightinng and smashed them down.


Dante, Jessie Bannon, Gabby Eunice, Kale, Caulifla, Gine, Raven, Gwen, Crimson, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Phage and Lasher VS Devack of the Monkey, Evil Coconuts (Sonic), Monkar (Samurai Jack), Gorillamon, Professor Monkey for a Head, Probabilitor the Annoying, Muscle Krabs, Universe 666 Bio Broly, and Wuya - Lincoln's rescue in Louisville, Kentucky


Devack was next.

Devack: (to Dante) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Louisville, Kentucky. How was it?

Dante: It was really fun and cool. we took down Towa and Aeos.

Jessie Bannon: That was really awesome and fun.

Pinkie Pie: You bet it was!

Maud Pie: (Monotonously) It was a fun and cool one.

Featherweight: You got that right.

Sprocket: It sure was cool.

Devack: That is awesome! Lets do it!

Dante: BIGFOOT POWER!

He flared up a yellow aura in the shape of Bigfoot!

Devack: MONKEY POWER!

He flared up a yellow aura in the shape of a monkey.

Dante sang Wolf Totem by The Hu and Devack sang Rock Me by Amadeus. Dante and group fired waves of yellow fire, metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed them down.


Persephone, Hex, Aruto, Emile Valliance, Agent J, Agent K, Ennui, Lars Loud, Young Gwen, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Acid Man and Snake Man VS Misty Tredwell, Freezard, Snizzard, Datascammer, Cammy Chameleon, Angel Roidmude, Bi Beast, Alien Pig, and Alien Guts - Meeting Elrena Larxene


Misty Tredwell was next.

Misty Tredwell: (to Persephone) I heard you guys met Elrena Larxene. (laughs) Her name is Elena's former name and Nobody name combined!

Persephone: That is really cool. Also she is the embodiment of Larxene as well as the Keyblade knight of San Fransokyo.

Hex: She is really amazing.

Rarity: She most certainly is darlings.

Sweetie Belle: She is really awesome and cool.

Gill Grunt: You got that right.

Misty Tredwell: That is really awesome. Lets do it!

Persephone: KOMODO POWER!

She flared up a Green Aura in the shape of a Komodo Dragon!

Misty Tredwell: COCKATRICE POWER!

She flared up a green aura in the shape of a Cockatrice!

Persephone sang Show Me Love by Robin S and Misty Tredwell sang Holiday by Madonna. Persephone and group fired green fire, water, ice and jewels and smashed them down


Morpheus, Giganta, Melissa Edinborough, Rilliona, the Magistus of Verre, Chaos Emperor Dragon - Envoy of the End, Noelle Silva, Natasha Hernandez, Sakura Adachi, Shannon Simpson, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, and Harley Quinn VS Kalin, Bulldozer Org, Constructicon Devastator, Universe 666 Armada Unicron, Superfriends Giganta, Sid the Squid, Jellyfishnoid, Gillmarda, and Vexxa - Bonefin Galaxy was next


Kalin was next.

Kalin: (to Morpheus) Bonefin Galaxy was next. All anyone has to do there is fight the Kingfin.

Morpheus: Yeah no kidding. He was a big fish carcass.

Giganta: Yeah he sure was.

Applejack: We were amazed by it.

Apple Bloom: Yeah no kidding.

Flashwing: That was awesome though.

Kalin: It sure was. Lets do it!

Morpheus: CYCLOPS POWER!

He flared up a blue aura in the shape of the Cyclops!

Kalin: OGRE POWER!

He flared up a blue aura in the shape of an Ogre.

Morpheus sang Ninja Rap by Vanilla Ice and Kalin sang Sledgehammer by Peter Gabriel. Morpheus and group fired waves of blue fire, earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed him down.


Boris, Kouta, Tharja, Celica, Clalr, Hilda, Sylvia Exitor, Night Wing Sorceress, Halifa, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Clawful and Ultra Humanite VS Greiger, Splashing Whale Raider, Whale Imagin, Whale Mutant, Tobias Whale, Bun Bun, Parasite, Estroy, and Shadow Mandy - the Mascots had a good lunch eating Chinese Tangerine Chicken


Greiger was next.

Greiger: (to Boris) Mascots had a good lunch eating Chinese Tangerine Chicken. I hope you had some as well.

Boris: Oh we all did and it was good.

Kouta: Boy some of the best ever.

Fluttershy: It was a really good meal for everyone.

Tornado Bolt: It sure was.

Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Oh ja it was.

Stealth Elf: It sure was.

Greiger: Cool. Lets do it!

Boris: KRAKEN POWER!

He flared up a dark blue aura in the shape of the Kraken!

Greiger: WHALE POWER!

He flared up a dark blue aura in the shape of a whale!

Boris sang No Scrubs by TLC and Greiger sang Step By Step by New Kids on the Block. Boris and group fired waves of indigo fire, leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and energy and smashed them down.


Brittney, Amber, Ren & Stimpy, Powdered Toast Man, Kylie Griffin, Siren, Alicia Chan, Lydia Deetz, Yumi Ishiyama, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Gabriel and Nathalie VS Rex Goodwin, Tengu Warriors, Iyo Hoshino, Crow Imagin, Blackbird, Greasers, Illuso, Barbed Wire Org, and Wiggy Jiggy Jed - Ultimate Deadpool is next and we're getting a strong sense of Déjà-Vu


Rex Goodwin was next.

Rex Goodwin: (to Brittney) Ultimate Deadpool is next. You guys must be getting a strong sense of Déjà-Vu

Brittney: We sure are. This is exactly like what Adrena-Lyn did a while back and it was crazy.

Amber: We were told all about that and it was amazing.

Sunset Shimmer: Boy that was a really amazing adventure.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) It sure was.

Sunburn: Yeah it sure was awesome.

Rex Goodwin: Boy that is very coincidental. Lets do it!

Brittney: ARGENTAVIS POWER!

She flared up a purple aura in the shape of the Argentavis Bird from millions of years ago.

Rex Goodwin: CONDOR POWER!

He flared up a purple aura in the shape of a condor!

Brittney sang Say My Name by Destiny's Child and Rex sang Gettin' Jiggy with It by Will Smith. Brittney and grou fired waves of purple fire and fire and smashed them down.


Maggie, Kimimarō, Pipsqueaks, Star Swirl the Bearded, Rockhoof, Somnambula, Mavis, Sam Manson, Juleka, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Rose the Huntsgirl and Charmcaster VS Atomic Skull, Radioactive Man, Nuclear Man, Universe 666 Blight, Evil Skull Man, Mama Cosma, Miner 49er, Ghost of Amos Littlefield, and Snake Demon - Ultimate Deadpool is doing what Adrena-Lyn did


Atomic Skull was next.

Atomic Skull: (to Maggie) Ultimate Deadpool is doing what Adrena-Lyn did. Except it's less trying to kill you guys and more having fun and messing around.

Maggie: Yeah Deadpool is really having a lot of fun.

Kimimaro: I agree there too.

Rainbow Dash: This is going to be a really fun and awesome adventure.

Scootalo: It sure will be.

Whirlwind: You got that right.

Atomic Skull: Boy this will be awesome. Lets do it!

Maggie: MOTHMAN POWER!

She flared up a black aura in the shape of the Mothman!

Atomic Skull: MONGOLIAN DEATH WORM POWER!

He flared up a green aura in the shape of the Mongolian Death Worm!

Maggie sang I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston and Atomic Skull sang I Want It That Way by the Backstreet Boys. Maggie and group fired waves of energy, lightning, wind and rainbows and smashed them down.


Shannon Deluth Sanderson Loud, Blackfire, Caam - Serenity of Gusto, Constellar Virgo, Medium of The Ice Barrier, Laval Volcano Handmaiden, Yamiga the Cursed Sword, Lorica the Dark Matter, Darla Darkworld, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, Thorn and Misty Tredwell VS Ben Ravencroft, Sanderson Sisters, Ghost of Sarah Ravencroft, Ghost of Witch McCoy, Heart, Robert Vance, Red Eye King, Jubjub Bird, and Burnis - Ultimate Deadpool is doing a lot of 4th Wall Breaking


Ben Ravencroft was next.

Ben Ravencroft: (to Shannon) Ultimate Deadpool is doing a lot of 4th Wall Breaking. (laughs) That still won't help him against Leni, Jayden, Randy, Kermit, Rango, Tsukasa, and Ikki and Vice!

Shannon: No it won't! But Deadpool always is a really funny guy.

Blackfire: He sure is a funny guy.

Princess Luna: I agree there and it's amazing.

Moondust: You got that right.

Snowdrop: Yeah it's awesome.

Gari: Yeah you said it.

Blackout: I agree there.

Ben Ravencroft: I agree there. Lets do it!

Shannon: WITCH POWER!

She flared up a Black Witch Aura!

Ben Ravencroft: YATAGARASU POWER!

He flared up a purple aura in the shape of the legendary Three Legged Crow from Japanese Folklore.

Shannon sang Bed of Roses by Screaming Trees and Ben sang In God's Country by U2. Shannon and group fired waves of darkness and smashed them down.


Gaz Membrane, Fat Albert, Haruto, Wing Commander Gutsy, Anasazi Meadow Littlefield, Centaur Man, Elizabetha Draculana, Carla Nazca, Elizabeth Victoria, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Mandy and St. Patricia VS Kerbero Gangan, Kangaroo (Marvel), Kangaroo Monster (CTCD), Kangarumon, Bond Man, Koyo Ozaki, Quetzalcoatus Dopant, Vividria, and Blizzard Wolfang - Ultimate Deadpool can be in 3 places at once with the fragment


Kerbero Gangan was next.

Kerbero Gangan: (to Gaz) Ultimate Deadpool can be in 3 places at once with the fragment. Too bad each clone has a specfic part of his arsenal.

Gaz: But it makes it even more awesome and challenging.

Fat Albert: Yeah it sure does!

Princess Celestia: It sure does and it's fun. J.D. is really showing him his swordsmanship.

King Solar: Wow no kidding there.

Solar Eclipsa: Yeah and Leni is helping out with that.

Amber Morning: Boy no kidding. That is awesome.

Spotlight: I'm worried that this whole Oil Platform might explode.

Kerbero: Me too. Lets do it!

Gaz: TRI-HORNED BUNYIP POWER!

She flared up a brown aura in the shape of the Tri-Horned Bunyip!

Kerbero: KANGAROO POWER!

He flared up a Kangaroo Shaped brown aura!

Gaz sang What Have You Done For Me Lately by Janet Jackson and Kerbero sang Keen by That Petrol Emotion! Gaz and group fired waves of light and smashed then down.


Kyurangers, Megaforce Rangers, Ex-Aid Riders, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Shaidos


Shaidos was next.

Shaidos: Boy this version of Deadpool is silly.

Nico: And one helluva talker.

May: No kidding.

Shaidos: Boy no kidding. Lets do it!

Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Thrashers of Ultimate Deadpool, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the symbol of the Tablet of Order and Chaos etched on the 7'5" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades and blessed by the powers of Heaven, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels.

Nico teleported back with them.

SEIZA CHANGE!

Kyurangers: STAR CHANGE!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SPACE PLATOON NINE!

Ex-Aid Riders: HENSHIN!

They transformed!

Lucky: Super Star! Shishi Red!

Stinger: Poison Star! Sasori Orange!

Garo: Beast Star! Ookami Blue!

Balance: Trick Star! Tenbin Gold!

Champ: Ring Star! Oushi Black!

Naga: Silent Star! Hebitsukai Silver!

Hammie: Shinobi Star! Chameleon Green!

Raptor 283: Speed Star! Washi Pink!

Spada: Food Mei-Star! Kajiki Yellow!

Shou Ronpo: Dragon Ma-Star! Ryu Commander!

Kotara: Big Star! Koguma Skyblue!

Tsurugi: Space Bu-Star! Houou Soldier!

All: THE ULTIMATE SAVIORS! UCHU SENTAI KYURANGERS!

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A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!

Lucky: Time to Test Your Luck!

Tsurugi: Lets make this Legendary!

Nico: Lets get him!

GALAXY!

Rangers: STAR BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and elements and stars and blasted Shaidos all over and then he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

He was dead!

Nico: YEAH! Shaidos you have failed this world!

Kyurangers: We will take back the galaxy!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


We regrouped.

Deadpool 3: This is the part where you do a Legendary Mode, right?

Troy: And call for backup.

Tsukasa: It'll be exciting since this is my time to shine.

Kamen Ride: RPM Red!

Kamen Ride: RPM Blue!

Kamen Ride: RPM Green!

Kamen Ride: RPM Yellow!

Kamen Ride: RPM Black!

Kamen Ride: RPM Silver!

Kamen Ride: RPM Gold!

Tsukasa turned into RPM Red and Daiki summoned clones of the RPM Rangers.

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! RPM!

They turned into the RPM Rangers!

Jayden: Shogun mode! Power of the Ancestors!

He donned his Shogun Mode!

Xenia: Oh yeah!

We then went at all three Deadpool and bashed and smashed them all over.

Rango shot at the Deadpool with the guns.

BANG BANG!

The blasts hit him in his legs.

Qin: Take this!

She fired blasts of fire and burned him.

Anakin slashed at the Deadpool with the swords,

SLASH SLASH!

He slashed him down!

Nico fired an energy blast and blasted the Grenade Launcher Deadpool.

Me: Yeah! Now to end this!

Nico knocked out the gun one and the sword one.

Me: Time for this!

Qin: Lets dance!

Deadpool: There's only room for one Deadpool!

Eximiar, Swassa, Gintanai, Loderool, Nivenna, Aokua, Lystone, Lomna, Aszil, Rothar, and Illexia blasted and Smashed Ultimate Deadpool.

Deadpool, Gwenpool, Beachcomber and Thunderblast used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Beachcomber's weapons and Deadpool and Gwenpool's powers 100-fold and turned Thunderblast's rocket launcher into a cannon.

Deadpool and Thunderblast: THUNDER DEAD SHOT!

Gwenpool and Beachcomber: BEACH GWEN BLAST!

Twilight Sparkle's Magic of Friendship and Kaos: MAGIC OF SKYLANDS BLAST!

Pinkie Pie's Laughter of Tech Parties and INSTIGATOR: TECH OF SKYLANDS BLAST!

Applejack's Honesty of Apples & Earth and the Vreedle Brothers: EARTH OF SKYLANDS BLAST!

Fluttershy's Kindness of Animals & Life and Carmen Dillo: LIFE OF SKYLANDS BLAST!

Rarity's Generosity of Jewels & Water and Duff Killigan: WATER OF SKYLANDS BLAST!

Sunset Shimmer's Forgiveness of Fire and El Oso: FIRE OF SKYLANDS BLAST!

Rainbow Dash's Loyalty of Lightning & Air and Tchang Zu: AIR OF SKYLANDS BLAST!

Starlight Glimmer's Empathy of Skulls & Bones and Dr. Starline: UNDEAD OF SKYLANDS BLAST!

Princess Luna's Moonlight Darkness and Hades Beast Specter: DARK OF SKYLANDS BLAST!

Princess Celestia's Light of the Sun and King of Flan: LIGHT OF SKYLANDS BLAST!

Vinyl Scratch's Music of the Rave and Metal Sonic: RAVE MUSIC BLAST!

Luster Dawn's Sunlit Love and Gramma Stuffum: DAWN FOOD BLAST!

Ink Rose's Darkness of the Gothic and General Schwarz: GOTHIC DARKNESS FURY BLAST!

Twilight Sparkle, Thunder Sparkle, Starburst, Night Light Jr, Nyx Midnight, Scarlet Genie, Zeta "Silver" Telekinetic, Sparkle Girl, Love Charm, Tinker Sparks, Starbeam Glitter, Starshine Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Cadance, Princess Amore, Flurry Heart, Lilly Crystal, Cloud Star, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Sweetie Drops/Bon Bon, Donut Joe, Spike the Dragon, Shining Armor, Tempest Shadow, Swift Foot, Gallus the Griffin, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, Rai, Sena and Joe Shimamura: MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP BLAST!

Sunset Shimmer, Phoenix Shimmer, Sunray, Sunshine, Fire-Lion Breaker, Wild Apple-Joe, Dagger Blade, Royal Solflare, Boomer Bang, Panda Brawl, Triple Berry, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Wallflower, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, Sonata Dusk, Gusty the Great, Fire Skylanders and Jet Link: FIRESTORM OF FORGIVENESS!

Rainbow Dash, Storm Rainbow, Prism Bolt, Icy Storm, Overcast, Thunder Eagle-Hammer, Jessica Jumpstart, Air Turtle, Sharp Claws, Silverwing, Sky Blue, Lightning Dust, Scootaloo, Echo Five, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Tornado Bolt, Rumble, Magma Gloom, Spitfire, Vapor Trail, Sky Stinger, Angel Wings, Soarin, Night Glider, Wind Socks, Cloudkicker, Blossomforth, Thunderlane, Cloud Chaser, Daring Do, Derpy Hooves, Flash Magnus, Indigo Zap, Lightning Bolt, Lemon Zest, Lemon Tart, Sour Sweet, Split Face, Sunny Flare, Fire Light, Sugarcoat, Smartsweet, Frosty Orange, Velvet Sky, Smolder the Dragon, Air Skylanders and Françoise: LIGHTNING STRIKE OF LOYALTY!

Applejack, Thunderbird Apple, Lightning Fritter, Golden Delicious, Magnolia May, Construct-Bot, Grindcore, Beary Fagerbear, Shy Crystal, Trihorn, Armor-Hide, Apple Bloom, Api Apple, Tender Tap, Frozen Fright, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Sugar Belle, Granny Smith, Apple Rose, Goldie Delicious, Bright Mac, Pear Butter, Cheerilee, Strawberry Sunrise, Blue Raspberry, Grand Pear, Rockhoof, Cocoa Axe, Steela Oresdotter, Autumn Blaze, Coloratura, Yona the Yak, Earth Skylanders and Albert Heinrich: EARTHQUAKE OF HONESTY!

Rarity, Emerald Shine, Topaz Flare, Crystal Clarity, Radiance, King Epsilon, Frostbyte, Princess Frozen, Manta Stingray, Nova Lisa, Hammer Lad, Sweetie Belle, Pixel Bit, Kerfuffle, Thunder Terror, Button Mash, Pip-Squeak, Sassy Saddles, Sapphire Shores, Saffron Masala, Vinyl Scratch, Soundwave Speaker, Octavia Melody, Melody Song, Jet Set, Upper Crust, Fleur-De-Lis, Fancy Pants, Roseluck, Lily Valley, Daisy, Coco Pommel, March Gustysnows, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Ocellus the Changeling, Water Skylanders and Geronimo Jr.: JEWEL STORM OF GENEROSITY!

Pinkie Pie, Little Cheese, Cotton Candy, Cloudy Skies & Sugar Rush, EXA Theta, Tech-Gear, Spider-Strike, Dr. Ciel Ratchet, Omega, D.E.C.K., Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Limestone Pie, Cheese Sandwich, Three Stooges, Mr. & Mrs. Cake, Pumpkin Cake, Pound Cake, Alizarin Bubblegum, Somnambula, Silverstream the Hippogriff, Tech Skylanders and Chang Chengku: GEARS OF LAUGHTER!

Fluttershy, Mirage Daffodil & Butterfly Rose, Anthea, Sphinx Moth, Primal Rage, Phyllis the Florauna & Venus the Plant, Botanica Alhelí, Rango Clay, Grassblade, Lana Croft, Lily Longsocks, Toola-Roola, Coconut Cream, Discord, Zecora, Tree Hugger, Mage Meadowbrook, Sandbar, Sweet Leaf, Life Skylanders and Pyunma: LEAF STORM OF KINDNESS!

Starlight Glimmer, Starburst Aurora, Fireheart Flame, Skull Screamer, Xavier Ghost, Nightscream "Karai" Vu~anpaiabaito, Terror-Bite Vu~anpaiabaito, Phantom, Scared Dog, Cozy Glow, Thorax, Sunburst, Trixie Lulamoon, Moony Moondancer, Starfall, Dove, Juniper Montage, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea and Clover the Clever, Undead Skylanders and Sir Great Britain: SKULL STORM OF EMPATHY!

Princess Celestia, Amber Morning, Sifu Xuan Oogway, Blazing Falcon, Amazone, Blossom Bloom, Robert "Rob" Leonar De Nimoy, Blade Rage, Princess Platinum, Commander Hurricane, Chancellor Puddinghead, Smart Cookie, Private Pansy, Clover the Clever, Alt. Chrysalis and Light Skylanders: SUN BLAST OF LIGHT!

Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Black Alpha, Selena Raven, Gilbert-Iago the Gargoyle, Marc "Jones" Leopard, Dark Rose, Blackheart Raven, Children of The Night, Ink Rose, Moonlight Raven and Dark Skylanders: MOON BLAST OF DARKNESS!

They fired waves of energy and elements

Spiderman, Mane 10, Deadpool, Nico, Eli, Leni and me: DEADPOOL RETRIBUTION BLAST!

We fired waves of energy and elements.

Lincoln: ACTOR ELEMENT STYLE: DENZEL WASHINGTON!

Entrapta: ACTOR LIGHTNING STYLE: LEONARDO DICAPRIO!

Perfuma: ACTOR NATURE STYLE: TOM CRUISE!

Frosta: ACTOR ICE STYLE: TOM HANKS!

Shantae: ACTOR MAGIC STYLE: ROBERT DE NIRO!

Akko: ACTOR STAR STYLE: SAMUEL L. JACKSON!

They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said actors.

Lincoln and his harem: ACTOR FINAL SMASH: ACTOR BLAST!

They fired hadoukens based on film actors!

The blasts all hit Ultimate Deadpool and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

Ultimate Spidey charged at Deadpool 2 and grappled with him. He beat the crap out of him. When Deadpool 2 tried to slash at him, he avoided it and continued to beat the crap out of him. This continued two more times before he pushed him back.

Leni punched him in his face and pounded him.

Lincoln: Show's over, Deadpool.

That attack knocked back Deadpool so hard he starts moving around all dizzy like as he could barely hold his own footing. His two clones soon disappear as his strength and comedy drains from his body

Ultimate Deadpool: We'll be righ' back…after theesh messhages…

FWOMP!

Deadpool finally falls down to the ground, snoring loudly while knocked out cold.

Devack: Thank God that's over!

Misty Tredwell: That was actually pretty fun.

Me: He is out cold.

As we regroup, the fragment we fought so desperately fought so long and hard for emerges from his body.

I grabbed the fragment.

Me: Got it.

King Kai: Another successful mission! You get a HIGH rating for that one.

Greiger: Damn straight!

Me: You got that right King Kai.

Ultimate Spidey: Uh, just one thing…How do we get home?"

We remember we're standing in an arena out in the middle of nowhere.

Me: Lets just head back to New York.

I took out a compass and pointed north.

Me: That way.

Rex Goodwin: We can teleport out of here.

Kalin: After we drop Deadpool off at SHIELD Jail,

Me: Good idea.

Qin: Yeah.

We did so and landed back in New York City.

Nico: And that's a wrap. Awesome job, gang, we took down Ultimate Deadpool and got the next piece of The Tablet.

Lincoln: Now, there's one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: Luna's older brother, Logan Angmarl.

?: (ENRAGED SCREAM) LUNA, LINCOLN, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU ALL FOR RUINING OUR PLAN TO DESTROY THE WORLD'S ECONOMY AND SENDING ME TO FUCKING PRISON!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier infused with absorption energy that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of darkness blasts that came out of nowhere and they hit the barrier, but the dark energy volley was absorbed into us and we became even stronger than ever. Then, we saw Angmarl the Fiendish Monarch appear.

Luna Angmarl: (GROWLS) I always knew there was no mistaking that foul mouth from anywhere, get out of that Angmarl skinsuit, and show yourself, Logan!

Angmarl the Fiendish Monarch vanished in a vortex of infernal darkness, and in its place stood a 6'11" tall male with black hair and dark blue and purple eyes similar as Luna's, massive muscular build, and dressed in a red prison jumpsuit: it was Logan Angmarl, the evil older brother of Luna Angmarl and the ninth of the eleven most dangerous thugs in Royal Woods.

Nico: We meet once again, Logan Angmarl.

Luna Angmarl: The ninth of the eleven most dangerous thugs in Royal Woods, I would have never thought I'd have to see your ugly face again, Logan, I made sure we were done with you after we foiled the grand extortion scheme you, your buddies, and your boss, Flip, made to destroy the world's economy six years ago and sent you to prison for good.

Logan Angmarl: Laugh all you want, bitch, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU AND LINCOLN FOR RUINING MY LIFE! NO ONE CROSSES THE ELEMENTAL MONARCHS OF EVIL AND LIVES!

Luna Angmarl: You're all bark and no fucking bite, Logan. Now, you're just acting like a rabid dog who needs to be put down.

Suddenly, Luna Angmarl's purple eyes turned neon purple and she was surrounded by a black and purple energy aura with stars, darkness, nightmare creatures, fiends, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Angmarl the Fiendish Monarch's Fiendish Darkness Nightmare Scythe of Fiendish Monarch Justice from her back, and as she approached Logan Angmarl, she left black and purple energy, stars, darkness, nightmare creatures, fiends, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Luna Angmarl: Even after we sent you and your buddies to prison six years ago, you still make me sick to no end, Logan, and it's not just that. You've always hated me ever since the day I was born and when I was growing up, you always tried to find ways to make my life Hell and even worse, you tried to find ways to kill me. Mom and Dad were right to have kicked you out of the house after you turned eighteen, they also couldn't stand your bullshit any longer, and what you, your buddies, and Flip tried to do six years ago with that scheme of yours, you broke Mom and Dad's hearts, and you sent them spiraling into depression because of it, and I was also forced to see them take their own lives in that downward spiral of depression. We were right to have disowned you, Logan, and now, I'm going to do Mom and Dad a favor and send you straight to Hell where you rightfully belong!

Suddenly, Luna Angmarl was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and purple energy with stars and darkness surrounding it, there are nightmare creatures, fiends, phoenixes, angels, and Angmarl the Fiendish Monarch flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix with blood red eyes glaring at Logan Angmarl: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Luna Angmarl emerged, but she was changed forever.

Luna Angmarl grew from 6'11" to 7'9" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has purple highlights in the bangs of her long black hair and large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon purple eyes and a black and purple energy aura with stars, darkness, nightmare creatures, fiends, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has Angmarl the Fiendish Monarch with the Fiend Kanji in its hands emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with purple iris, she has on phoenix earrings with purple gems for eyes and holding the Fiend, Dark, Star, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Angmarl the Fiendish Monarch with red gems for eyes and holding the Fiend, Dark, Star, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her purple phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony for the second pendant along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and purple gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Luna Angmarl has on a short-sleeved black blouse, black sleeveless tank top, long black frilly skirt with jewels around the waist, black shoes, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with darkness, nightmare creatures, fiends, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Angmarl the Fiendish Monarch surrounded by stars, nightmare creatures, and fiends. Suddenly, Luna Angmarl felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive black angel wings with purple tips on the large black feathers grew much bigger for her new body, and she now has eleven massive and long black wolf tails with purple tips and purple markings, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.

Suddenly, Luna Angmarl's massive Angmarl the Fiendish Monarch's Fiendish Darkness Nightmare Scythe of Fiendish Monarch Justice and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and purple energy, stars, darkness, nightmare creatures, fiends, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Luna Angmarl's Fiendish Darkness Monarch Angmarl the Fiendish Monarch Fiendish Demon Darkness Phoenix Angel Scythe of Darkness Phoenix Fiendish Monarch Angmarl Justice, it's a brand-new massive scythe measuring at 8'6" in length with embedded purple gems and Angmarl the Fiendish Monarch etched on the 8'0" massive, wide, curved blade with large purple dragon head on the tang, large white angel faces built into both sides of the heel, longer midnight black handle, four black phoenix heads with red gems for eyes and large purple phoenix head with purple gems for eyes and a large yellow gem in its mouth on the bottom of the phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the large gold Bracer, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Angmarl the Fiendish Monarch's head with red gems for eyes and large purple gem inside its open mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a purple kanji below Angmarl the Fiendish Monarch that said, "Luna Angmarl, Gene-Slammer of Angmarl the Fiendish Monarch, Duchess of Nightmares, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Bullies, Smasher of Billy McLean, Archenemy of Kaminari Kogoro, Destroyer of Logan Angmarl, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of The Powers of Darkness, Fiends, Nightmares, Phoenixes, and Angels"

ルナ・アングマール、凶暴な君主アングマールのジーン・スラマー、悪夢の公爵夫人、愛する守護天使でリンカーンの未来の妻ラウド、いじめっ子の軽蔑者、ビリー・マクリーンの粉砕者、雷小五郎の宿敵、ローガン・アングマールの破壊者、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、プロテクター、ディフェンダー、そしてサヴィまたは、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気と信頼、悪の破壊者であり殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして闇、悪魔、悪夢、フェニックス、天使の力の達人

Suddenly, Luna Angmarl's immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!

Luna Angmarl has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ANGMARL THE FIENDISH MONARCH-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA FIENDISH DARKNESS ANGEL FIENDISH DARKNESS ANGMARL THE FIENDISH MONARCH PHOENIX MONARCH ANGEL OF DIVINE FIENDISH DARKNESS ANGEL FIENDISH DARKNESS ANGMARL THE FIENDISH MONARCH PHOENIX MONARCH ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE FIENDISH DARKNESS ANGEL FIENDISH DARKNESS ANGMARL THE FIENDISH MONARCH PHOENIX MONARCH ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Luna Angmarl's Super Angel-Angmarl the Fiendish Monarch-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Logan Angmarl saw it, he went fucking mad with rage and transformed into Angmarl the Fiendish Monarch and fired blasts of darkness at her, but she absorbed them and it made her stronger, and she fired a massive barrage of black and purple energy, darkness, nightmare creatures, fiends, phoenixes, and angels at Logan Angmarl, and they exploded as they hit him, he got back up, but now, he was absolutely pissed and driven mad by wrath and bloodthirst.

Me: HOLY CRAP!

Nico: OH DAMN! NOW, HELL'S FURY IS ABOUT TO BE UNLEASHED!

Lincoln: Awesome, Luna Angmarl's transformed into her Super Angel-Angmarl the Fiendish Monarch-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and she really pissed off Logan big time, and now, it's high-time we got rid of you for good, Logan.

Luna Angmarl: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Fiendish Nightmare Darkness Phoenix Angmarl the Fiendish Monarch Phoenix Angel and Divine Fiendish Nightmare Darkness Phoenix Angmarl the Fiendish Monarch Phoenix Angel Love) Exactly what I was about to say, Linky. Let's get him!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Luna Angmarl.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You really made a huge mistake coming after us, Logan, but I take comfort knowing when I get married to Luna in the future, I won't have a heartless twisted bastard like you for a brother-in-law, and like all my future wives' evil relatives, only one thing awaits you: death!

Luna Angmarl and Lincoln went after Logan Angmarl who continued firing light blasts at them, but they absorbed them and it made them stronger, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and purple energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spiders, whales, monkeys, hummingbirds, lizards, giants, condors, cats, llamas, dogs, snakes, spirals, wings, snakes, trees, crocodiles, herons, fish, dark dragons, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Damned Souls, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Ghouls, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Yetis, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Logan Angmarl and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, they attacked him with their massive greatsword and scythe leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his gold claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Luna Angmarl also attack him with some powerful punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they smashed him all over with their immense and extremely powerful superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really really driving Logan Angmarl even madder than ever!

Logan Angmarl: I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, STINKOLN!

Logan Angmarl fired more darkness blasts at Lincoln, but he absorbed them and it made him even more stronger as his darkness aura became more ferocious. Then, Lincoln drove his massive greatsword into Logan Angmarl's stomach and he began sucking out and absorbing the darkness powers he'd gotten when he Gene-Slammed himself into Angmarl the Fiendish Monarch along with his massive muscle mass and strength and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and halo with four orbiting golden rings glowed, and that caused Logan Angmarl to revert back to normal, but now, he was thin as a rake and he was really weak.

Lincoln swung his massive greatsword and sent Logan Angmarl flying into the air, then, Lincoln and Luna Angmarl fired powerful blasts of darkness at Logan Angmarl, which destroyed the fucker and sent his ass to The Black Gates. We cheered wildly for what Luna Angmarl and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatsword and scythe and powered down, and Luna Angmarl's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long black wolf tails, gold halo with four orbiting gold rings around the halo's corners behind her head, and massive black angel wings are permanent.

Luna Angmarl: Burn in The Black Gates forever, Logan. Thank you for helping me get rid of my evil older brother forever, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Luna.

Suddenly, Luna Angmarl wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Luna Angmarl's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and Angmarl the Fiendish Monarch flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and darkness and fiends shining down on them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Luna Angmarl sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and darkness and fiends and they came back to us as the display vanished.

Lincoln: We did it, we got rid of Logan Angmarl, but we still got two more of those thugs to deal with.

Alina Kuraz: Which means tomorrow, it's Aaron Kuraz's turn to die.

Lincoln: Aaron isn't getting out of this, and I hope you burn him with the fiery intensity of the sun, Alina.

Me: That I'd like to see. So, Lincoln, who's the next Keyblade Knight we're meeting tomorrow?

Lincoln: I've got a really good one and it's another one for the Embodiments of Organization XIII: Marcella Marluxia, Keyblade Knight of The Castle of Dreams and Embodiment of Marluxia, The Graceful Assassin of the 11 Colors of Flowers.

Sora and his friends gasped.

Sora: Oh man, no way, we haven't seen her in years.

Roxas: It sure has been years since we last saw her.

Michelle Emperyous: And I knew you'd pick her, Lincoln, and you guys will love meeting her, Marcella Marluxia is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a Keyblader with the powers of lightning, and she harbors a very very nasty hatred towards Lady Tremaine and her evil daughter, Drizella, for what they did in subjecting Cinderella to so much physical and psychological abuse, along with what Lady Tremaine did in murdering Cinderella's father so she could get his wealth and kill Cinderella, but she also knew Anastasia Tremaine is finally on the side of good and cut ties with her sister and mother, and if she ever saw Lady Tremaine and Drizella ever again, she swore to kill them and have Dana Orichalcum send them to The Black Gates.

Ella Tremaine: So, she's not the only one who wants that monster and her daughter dead.

Nico: Damn.

Lincoln: And like the other Organization XIII, Marcella also harbors a very very nasty hatred towards ALL THE MEMBERS of Organization XIII especially Marluxia and she wants to make sure they all pay for their crimes. She is also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi, Eli, Cid, Namine, Roxas, Xion, Yuffie, Leon, Aerith, and all their friends on all worlds including Sora's mother and is a very awesome sister to Aqua and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married.

Selene Emperyous: You got that right, and she came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.

Me: Wow.

Eli: If Lady Tremaine and Drizella dare to come back, if Marcella or Ella find out, blood will be spilled.

Nico: (GULPS) It'll be Bloodbath City.

Soon, we were getting ready for bed.

Me: Oh man, here we go.

Nico: Yep. Another wild lovemaking night.

Lincoln: A bet's a bet, so as men, we've got to fulfill our end of the bet.

Ace Bunny: That's true. Me: But we did great.

Laney: It sure was.

Nico: Yep. Great job everyone. Number 8 down.

Xenia: Yep.

Spiderman: (To the viewers) This was a really crazy one.

Me: It sure was.

And as soon as me, Nico, Lincoln, and Ace Bunny stepped into our rooms, Lincoln, Nico, and I saw our harems waiting for us in our rooms all dressed in smoking hot bras and panties lying on three super extra-extra-extra large beds fit for an expanding harem and Ace saw Lexi lying on a king-sized bed.

When Lincoln saw his harem, he had a really bright atomic red blush on his face, his deep sapphire eyes turned deep red with fiery passion, and his nose was bleeding: he was dumbstruck by the sight of his harem, and when Nico saw his harem, he had a really bright atomic red blush on his face, his blue eyes turned deep red with fiery passion, and his nose was bleeding: he was dumbstruck by the sight of his harem, and when I saw my harem, I had a really bright atomic red blush on his face, my rainbow eyes turned deeper with fiery passion, and my nose was bleeding: I was dumbstruck by the sight of his harem.

And when Ace Bunny saw Lexi, he had a really bright atomic red blush on his face, his deep sapphire eyes turned deep red with fiery passion, and his nose was bleeding: he was dumbstruck by the sight of her.

Girl Jordan, Varie, May, and Lexi Bunny: (Seductive Voice) Like what you see, big boy?

Lincoln, Me, Nico, and Ace Bunny: (In Heaven) Oh yeah.

Lily the Mermaid walked seductively up to Lincoln, Varie walked seductively up to me, May walked seductively up to Nico, and Lexi Bunny walked seductively up to Ace Bunny.

Lily the Mermaid: (Seductive Voice and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) Hope you're ready for four weeks of intense lovemaking.

Varie: (Seductive Voice and rubs her hands on my massive pecs) Cause trust us, it's going to be wild.

May: (Seductive Voice and rubs her hands on Nico's massive pecs) And it's going to be intense.

Lexi Bunny: (Seductive Voice and rubs her hands on Ace Bunny's massive pecs) Hope you're ready for a wild ride!

Lincoln, me, Nico, and Ace Bunny: Whoa, mama.

Lily the Mermaid and the rest of Lincoln's harem guided Lincoln into his room and onto the super extra-extra-extra large bed fit for Lincoln and his ever expanding harem, and Lily the Mermaid closed and locked the door and the barrier activated.

Varie and the rest of my harem guided me into my room and onto the super extra-extra-extra large bed fit for me and my ever expanding harem, and Varie closed and locked the door and the barrier activated.

May and the rest of Nico's harem guided Nico into his room and onto the super extra-extra-extra large bed fit for Lincoln and his ever expanding harem, and May closed and locked the door and the barrier activated.

And Lexi Bunny guided Ace Bunny into his room and onto the super extra-extra-extra large bed fit for Lincoln and his ever expanding harem, and Lexi Bunny closed and locked the door and the barrier activated.

We were in for another night of wild lovemaking as part of Lincoln's bet that we'd be at this for four weeks.

TO BE CONTINUED…


Part 9 Done

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.

For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Mummy, Mummy of Anhk-Ha, Mr. Magic Pierrot, Ferocious Fins, Lord Peel and Fat Bastard as well as Maxxine, Mokunai XI, Elementai Heroes Avian, Burstinatrix, Clayman, Bubbleman, Sparkman, Necroshade, Wildheart and Bladedge. And plug your noses because we're going to Nowhere and we're going to battle Conway the Contaminationist and we're going to see that he turned the Bagge Farm into a cesspool and that it is a total dump! Also we're going to battle Bubble Bass and an enemy from Catherine Windsor's past. Also we're going to see Tabby and Lemon Zest transform against them! Also we're going to battle Another Ship Org, Plug Org, Turbine Org, Camera Org, Toy Org, Barbed Wire Org, Human Specimen Org, Flute Org, Retinax, Quadra Org, Mandilok, Nayzor, Bulldozer Org, Zen-Aku, Locomotive Org, Bell Org, Freezer Org, Tire Org, Monitor Org, Mummy of Anhk-Ha and Mummy. Also we're going to meet gene-slammers for Gholdengo and Mega Man. Their names are Elinara Midas and Mina Mega.

For tomorrow, the next match-up is Alina Kuraz, Gene-Slammer of Kuraz the Light Monarch and Lincoln VS. Aaron Kuraz

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Vermont, and we're going to destroy Magaki, main antagonist of The King of Fighters XI, but that won't be easy, Alina Kuraz's vile brother, Aaron Kuraz, is rushing to kill Magaki and slake his thirst for blood. And we're going to meet the next Keyblade Knight and Organization XIII Embodiment, her name is Marcella Marluxia, Keyblade Knight of The Castle of Dreams and Embodiment of Marluxia, The Graceful Assassin of the 11 Colors of Flowers, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a Keyblader with the powers of lightning, and she harbors a very very nasty hatred towards Lady Tremaine and her evil daughter, Drizella, for what they did in subjecting Cinderella to so much physical and psychological abuse, along with what Lady Tremaine did in murdering Cinderella's father so she could get his wealth and kill Cinderella, but she also knew Anastasia Tremaine is finally on the side of good and cut ties with her sister and mother, and if she ever saw Lady Tremaine and Drizella ever again, she swore to kill them and have Dana Orichalcum send them to The Black Gates, and Marcella also harbors a very very nasty hatred towards ALL THE MEMBERS of Organization XIII especially Marluxia and she wants to make sure they all pay for their crimes. She is also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi, Eli, Cid, Namine, Roxas, Xion, Yuffie, Leon, Aerith, and all their friends on all worlds including Sora's mother and is a very awesome sister to Aqua and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.

For part 10 we're going to battle Juggernaut and it will be a battle of brawn!

See you next time.