THE ILLUSIONS OF MYSTERIO
In the simulator control room was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Billy Numerous, Grand Duke's Minions, Haze Shenron, Paradox Roidmude, Plantimals and Fu (DBXV) as well as Ben 10, Alizarin Bubblegum, Mei Terumi, Tula And Hot Dog Princess and we were getting ready for a crazy, wild and funny rescue.
Me: I can't wait to get Lumpus so ticked off that he reveals who he REALLY IS.
Nico: (LAUGHS) Me too!
Girl Jordan: Yeah no kidding! That will be so fun.
Lola: Yeah it will!
Camie: This will be so fun and cool.
Ben Tennyson: It sure will be!
Carly Atlas: I'm excited for this too.
Nico: Ben, I want to thank you, Billy, and your teams for coming.
Ben Tennyson: My pleasure Nico. This will be so fun and cool.
Wallflower Blush: I agree there myself. It will be fun.
Nico: Boy this will be so funny.
Lola: It sure will be.
Girl Jordan: Yeah.
Wallflower Blush: I've got all sorts of crazy gags for him.
Nico: Cool.
Eli: We all do.
Nico: Wallflower, how are the school photos in our school going for you?
Wallflower Blush: Going really well. Check it out.
She showed us photos on her phone of all of us in one awesome Panoramic Picture hung over the School Administration Office and it was over a heart that said OUR MOST FAVORITE STUDENTS.
Me: Aw so awesome.
Lincoln: Boy good times.
Wallflower Blush: And look underneath it.
It was a massive photo of Lincoln, his sisters and all of his harem and guardian angels.
Nico: Cool!
Qin: That is awesome.
Me: It sure is.
She even showed us photos of each of us.
Wallflower Blush: You all look great.
Nico: And this time, you're not ignored.
Sunset Shimmer: That is a sure thing.
Wallflower Blush: I know and I'm also a great mother. Sorry I missed that battle.
Me: It's not your fault W.B. You were just exhausted.
Wallflower Blush: W.B.?
Me: Your initials.
Wallflower Blush: Oh right! I get it.
Xenia: That was still so fun though.
Lola: Yep.
Girl Jordan: Boy the mission yesterday had to be the most brutal ever.
Lola: You're not kidding!
Camie: I can't believe we survived that!
Nico: Me too! Ultimate Carnage REALLY was a brutal one!
Me: No kidding there. But we made it out alive.
Maria: The Shield agents he killed, on the other hand…
Me: I know. So many of them all died.
Xenia: That was awful.
Lola: Yeah.
Girl Jordan: So many casualties.
Nico: And all because they were fucking around with mother nature like that.
Spiderman: I know. That was awful.
Girl Jordan: Yeah.
Me: But Girl Jordan is the main hero of that entire mission. Because she saved not only Gwen Stacy but also she saved the entire world from a nasty Symbiote Zombie Apocalypse.
Lola: Don't forget me!
Me: I know Lola and you did a great job leading your own team.
Lola: Thanks.
Qin: Yeah that was awesome.
Me: Now all the Loud Kids have had their moment to shine.
Camie: They sure did.
Xenia: That was epic.
Wallflower Blush: It sure was.
Varie: Yeah.
Nico: It was a good thing I sent Electro and Deadpool to the Shield prison of that world.
Me: It was a gamble that really paid off.
Nico: Yep. So J.D. what was that pit stop you needed to make?
Me: It was to Howard's house. Before you joined the team. He was a kid that had a robot to date for a girlfriend. She was a synthoid named Cynthia.
Nico: What happened?
Me: We were pretty steamed with him because he did so many things just to get popularity and in the end his house exploded and his parents were pissed. Yesterday was a big wakeup call. Nick Fury yelling at the scientists triggered that.
Nico: Oh man.
Me: I went and apologized to Howard. I told him sorry on behalf of everyone and all of us.
Maria: To be fair, he DID put everyone at risk.
Me: Yeah. But everyone did get out safely.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: But he forgave us. Turns out he is not the kind of person to hold a grudge against us.
Nico: That's good. I'm glad he forgave you guys.
Me: Yeah. I gave him the money he spent on that Synthoid.
Nico: Cool cool. Lets head into the simulator.
We then went in and it activated and we were near Camp Kidney.
Nico: We're here in Camp Kidney, back when Lumpus was still "Scoutmaster".
Me: He won't be for much longer.
Lincoln: You got that right, we're going to expose Lumpus and make him show his true colors and get the scouts to see the kind of monster he really is.
Eli: This is going to be so awesome, and what'll happen with Simulator Lumpus, is he going straight to prison?
Lincoln: Ugh, no way, we've already got one Lumpus on our universe and he's put on ice forever, we're sending this one to The Black Gates.
Nico: Yeah, one Lumpus is bad enough already, two would be a nightmare. Now, let's head on over and expose that monster moose.
We got a move on and we remained in the shadows to avoid being seen by Lumpus.
Ben: It's not like we can just walk up to Lumpus and ask how he became Scoutmaster.
Me: No we got to force it out of him.
Nico: We got to use every funny method on him.
Me: And I have a plan.
I whispered to everyone and told them my plan. I will use an imitation of Lazlo and call Lumpus a bunch of terrible names and then when he comes out we go CRAZY-ASS Sampson on him. That will get him to talk.
Nico: Brilliant.
Lola: I like it.
Nico: Let's get to it.
Me: Here we go. (Clears Throat) (Imitating Lazlo) Hey Scoutmaster Lumpus! Your antlers are stupid and you know what!? You smell like boogers and raw sewage and your breath smells like cow pies and your butt smells like a toxic waste dump! (EVERYONE HEARING ME SNICKERED AT THAT ONE) AND ANOTHER THING YOU'RE UGLY AND STUPID AND YOU SMELL LIKE ROTTEN MEAT!
Nico: Hey that was really good.
Laney: You think Lumpus heard all that?
Me: 3…2…1…
Lumpus: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME MONKEY BOY!? I WILL RIP YOU APART AND TURN YOU INTO BANANA PIE!
Lumpus came out enraged with fire coming out of his ears and nose!
But then…
KRASPLAT!
Eli and Lana dumped a Garbage can full of raw sewage on him!
LIGHTHOUSE FOGHORN!
Nico peeled a banana and ate it and then put the banana peel near him.
Lumpus: WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THAT…
SQUISH!
He slid…
Lumpus: WHOOA!
SPLAT!
He slid right into a tub full of CHOCOLATE PUDDING!
PEANUTBUTTER SHORTCAKE!
All the scouts were laughing at him!
Nico then got out a whoopee cushion.
Nico put it on the ground.
Lumpus: (GROWLS) I WILL GET THAT…
LOUD FART!
He stepped on the whoopee cushion and it let out a REALLY LOUD FART!
Lumpus: OH Pardon me everyone.
But then I teleported a LIMBURGER CHEESE BOMB into his pants and pressed a button on the remote control and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
LIGHTHOUSE FOGHORN!
IT STANK SO BAD THAT IT MADE SOME OF THE CAMPERS THROW UP!
Nico got out a water balloon.
Nico: Lets get him.
Me: Yeah. (SPINS MAGISWORD BRACELET)
SLINGSHOT MAGISWORD!
Me: Fire.
We fired a massive shower of Water balloons and they were filled with raw sewage, ketchup, mustard, relish, vomit, toilet water, urine and more.
SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT!
All the Scouts laughed at him hysterically.
Me: Watch this one guys.
I threw my voice over to him.
Me: (Imitating Lumpus through him) Edward is the most pathetic bean scout ever and I love Lazlo more than I do him!
Edward: (INSULTED) HEY! WHY YOU STUPID!
Lumpus: I DIDN'T SAY THAT…
Edward then beat up Lumpus brutally!
Nico: (imitates Lumpus' voice) Slinkman is the worst person in the world!
Slinkman: Why you ungrateful little!
Lumpus: SLINKMAN NO I DIDN'T SAY THAT!
HE PUNCHED LUMPUS ALL OVER THE PLACE!
POW BLAM BIFF SMASH WHAM!
BASH BASH BASH BASH BASH BASH!
He bashed him with a mop!
Me: (Imitating Lumpus) Chef McMousli makes the most disgusting food in all of history! Organic food is so (LOUD FART NOISE)
Chef McMousli came out enraged and he force fed WORM FILLED SAUSAGES DOWN LUMPUS' THROAT!
Nico: I wonder what those taste like.
Lana was eating Worm Filled Sausages.
Lana: They're earthworm sausages.
Nico: Oh gross. Sorry I asked.
Me: No worries.
But then LUMPUS EXPLODED IN INTENSE RAGE!
Me: (Giddy) Here it comes.
Lumpus: THAT DOES IT! YOU ALL MAKE ME SO SICK! I HATE CAMP KIDNEY! I HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT! I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT! I KIDNAPPED THE REAL SCOUTMASTER AND STUFFED HIM IN THE CLOSET AND STOLE HIS JOB BECAUSE I WANTED A CAMP OF MY OWN TO RUN AND BE FREE!
Everyone gasped.
Me: Bingo.
Lumpus: THAT'S RIGHT! YOU HEARD ME! I AM A FAKE! A FRAUD! I'M NOT THE REAL SCOUTMASTER!
Suddenly, the four large golden rings orbiting around the corners of Lincoln's large golden halo behind his head glowed and fired four beams of light which formed into a viewing window and right in front of the campers and Slinkman, and then, it began to play a video compilation: it showed every last one of Lumpus' crimes and it played in full view of all the campers including Commander Hoo-Ha who was here and it also played to the Squirrel Scouts of Acorn Flats.
Needless to say, everyone was disgusted by Lumpus and were ABSOLUTELY OUTRAGED, and when the part played of how he stole the role of Scoutmaster from Heffer because he was a control freak, that did it! EVERYONE IN PRICKLY PINES AND ACORN FLATS SCREAMED IN DISGUST AND OUTRAGE AT LUMPUS! NOW HE WAS SEEN AS THE FRAUD AND MONSTER HE REALLY IS!
Simulator Lumpus: YEAH! I LIED SO WHAT! I WANT TO BE IN CONTROL!
?: ALL YOU ARE IS NOTHING MORE THAN A FUCKED-UP MONSTER AND A PIECE OF SHIT!
Me: That's all we need to hear!
Suddenly, the spirits of the campsites of The United States appeared from out of nowhere and they converged and attacked Lumpus with blasts of elements and energy, and then, they converged and a massive explosion erupted and a Phoenix Cry and Thunderbird Screech were heard, and we appeared in front of Lumpus.
Lumpus: YOU!?
Me: Yes us!
Nico: The jig is up Lumpus! You're through!
Me: We pulled all those pranks on you and revealed your true self! Now everyone knows who you really are Lumpus.
Nico: (Imitating Lumpus) What did you think of that?
Me: (Imitating Lumpus) I thought it was funny.
Slinkman: Hey that was really good!
Simulator Lumpus: WHAT HAVE YOU ALL DONE?!
The viewing window closed and the four golden halos orbiting the corners of Lincoln's large gold halo stop glowing.
Me: Simply put we exposed your actions to all of Prickly Pines!
Lincoln: We always learn about our enemies before we strike: the first rule when going to war against a petty and pathetic control freak like you.
Lumpus: So what if you heard the truth? You'll never prove it to everyone else. And I'll find a way out of this. I always do. So ha! Now, why don't you run along and continue getting those fragment pieces or whatever? I got a lot of planning to top this. Maybe I'll takeover an amusement park next!
Commander Hoo-Hah: (Offscreen) NO YOU WON'T LUMPUS!
They saw Hoo-Hah and 2 policemen and insane asylum guards.
Lumpus: (GASP) Commander Hoo-Hah!?
Commander Hoo-Hah: We heard everything Lumpus! You are a disgusting freak!
We smirked.
Lumpus got out a gun and shot it at the guards.
But the gun was really a Squirt Gun.
Lumpus: WHAT THE!?
Me: I replaced your gun with a squirt gun.
Eli came back with the REAL SCOUTMASTER! It was Heffer.
Heffer: UH HUH! UH HUH! That's him Commander! That is the bad moose who locked me in the closet all summer and stole my job as scoutmaster! He fooled all of you! He's an imposter, a fake and worse… He is NO SCOUTMASTER OF CAMP KIDNEY!
Campers: WHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTT!?
RECORD SCRATCH!
Lumpus: YEAH! SO!?
Nico: Stand down and come quietly, Lumpus. It doesn't have to be this way.
Lumpus: What? Lock me in your space prisons? Letting you torture me? Beat me to a pulp? Humiliate me? No. I have worked too hard for my work to be undone. Besides, we both know you would never someone with a job. Especially a scoutmaster!
Nico: You really think that after you just admitted you're a fraud? Besides, your schemes have almost gotten Lazlo and the rest killed most of the time. Last chance. Stand down or I'm taking you down.
Lumpus: HA! I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY MONKEY FACE!
Lumpus fled into the forest.
Juran: Dammit, he could be anywhere in that forest!
Me: Don't worry.
I pulled a long ENERGY ROPE and pulled Lumpus back!
Lumpus: NOOOO!
Nico: You're not going anywhere!
But then…
ZOOOOM! WHAM!
HE GOT HIT ON THE HEAD WITH A BOWLING BALL GOING AS FAST AS A BULLET!
OUCH!
Me: Lets smash his head in!
We then bashed and pulverized him all over the place!
Nico: Wait. Who threw that bowling ball?!
Me: Not me.
Unknown to us a shadowy figure was lurking in the bushes.
?: I don't want you all to fall against that buffon. That right is mine. Especially after all the planning I've done.
The figure disappeared in a puff of smoke.
Nico: (shrugs) Guess we'll never know.
Me: Now back to mister buttface moose.
We bashed and pulverized him all over!
Then I smashed and bashed him all over.
Me: Okay Haiku, Frosty Orange you're up.
Frosty Orange: Awesome!
Simulator Commander Hoo-Ha: And I agree. LUMPUS! You have absolutely disgraced the very honor of being a Scoutmaster! I can't believe that you had the nerve to do all that to these young scouts and caused a whole mess of trouble in Prickly Pines. As of this moment, you are hereby stripped of the title of Scoutmaster because you stole it from the rightful person!
Everyone cheered!
Simulator Slinkman: And as of this moment, I quit! Enjoy getting your antlers ripped off!
Simulator Slinkman punched Lumpus right in the face, and now, as if Lumpus was mad enough, NOW HE HAS OFFICIALLY LOST IT AND TURNED INTO A COMPLETELY INSANE MADMAN OUT FOR BLOOD!
Simulator Lumpus: (CRAZY BABBLING) YOU! YOU! I'LL KILL YOU ALL AND FEED YOUR ENTRAILS TO THE BUZZARDS!
Lincoln fired a diamond ball at Lumpus which hit him in the face and knocked out his teeth.
Haiku: You are now all alone, and now, the darkness will claim your soul.
Suddenly, Haiku's blood red eyes turned neon blood red and she was surrounded by a rainbow, black and blood red energy aura with stars, darkness, dark fire, orange fire, stars, creatures of the night, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Dark Queen's Demonic Vampire Broadsword of Gothic Poetic Justice from her back, and as she approached Lumpus, she left rainbow, black, and blood red energy, stars, darkness, dark fire, orange fire, creatures of the night, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Haiku: No words can ever describe how much I hate you, Lumpus, you really are nothing more than a worthless piece of garbage who has no care for anyone except for yourself, you're an insane control freak and fraud and your soul is as black as your rotten heart. There's no place for the likes of you in this world or the next, and now, your Angel of Death has come to claim your soul.
Suddenly, Haiku was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow, black, and blood red energy with stars, darkness, dark fire, and orange fire surrounding the vortex, there are creatures of the night, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a black phoenix with blood red eyes glaring at Lumpus: the red eyes of eternal death.
Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln Loud's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, The Unity Crystals fired a beam of light into Haiku's massive Dark Queen's Demonic Vampire Broadsword of Gothic Poetic Justice and then, it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of rainbow, black, and blood red energy with stars, darkness, dark fire, and orange fire surrounding the vortex, there are creatures of the night, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a black phoenix with blood red eyes glaring at Lumpus: the red eyes of eternal death is a MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HAIKU AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!
Nico: HOLY GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!
Me: THIS IS IT!
Lincoln: IT'LL START RAINING BLOOD SOON, BRACE YOURSELVES! YOU'VE HAD THIS COMING FOR A VERY LONG TIME, LUMPUS, AND NOW, YOUR DAY OF JUDGEMENT HAS FINALLY COME!
THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO HAIKU! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, HAIKU EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!
(A DEMON'S FATE BY WITHIN TEMPTATION PLAYS)
Haiku grew from 6'11" to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large midnight black and blood red orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has blood red highlights in the bangs of her long black hair and she now has vampire fangs and large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blood red eyes and a rainbow, black, and blood red energy aura with darkness, dark fire, orange fire, stars, vampire bats, creatures of the night, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has a vampire bat with blood drops on its belly emblazoned on her forehead with Third Eye with blood red iris, she has on vampire bat earrings with blood red gems for eyes and holding the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with blood red gems on the black blood drop links and blood red crystal links and black bat-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a vampire bat with blood red gems for eyes and the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck, she has on a short-sleeved black dress top with blood red phoenix, black skirt with vampire bats on them, black pants, black leather knee-length combat boots with vampire bats on them for the shoe buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with darkness, dark fire, orange fire, vampire bats, creatures of the night, stars, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a vampire bat surrounded by darkness. Suddenly, Haiku felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive black angel wings with orange tips on the feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long black wolf tails with orange tips and orange markings, Haiku has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large onyx gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Orange Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger and Goth of Darkness ring on her left pinkie finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Haiku's massive Dark Queen's Demonic Vampire Broadsword of Gothic Poetic Justice and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow, black, and blood red energy, darkness, dark fire, orange fire, vampire bats, creatures of the night, stars, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it transformed into Haiku's Nordic Dark Queen Demonic Vampire Greatsword of Odin's Gothic Poetic Demon Vampire Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded blood red gems and blood red etchings and vampire bat, raven, and phoenix etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large midnight black raven heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with blood red gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large black dragon heads with blood red gems for eyes and in their mouths and a large black dragon head with a blood red gem in its mouth below the large phoenix heads for the pommel. Haiku has on her new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with blood red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left bracer, her new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold vampire bat head with blood red gems for eyes and a large blood red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a blood red kanji below the vampire bat that said, "Haiku, Younger Sister of Maggie, Member of The Goths of Darkness, Member of The Young Morticians' Club, Goth Girl of Michigan and Expert on Dark Magic, Dark Legends, and The Occult, Best Friend of Lucy Loud and The Young Morticians, Member of The Orange Lantern Corps, Loving Future Wife of Clyde McBride, Emissary and Champion of Odin, Archenemy of Carly Atlas, The Dark Signer of The Hummingbird Earthbound Immortal Aslla Piscu, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, True Immortal Hero, Defender of The Loud House, and Master of Darkness, Dark Fire, Orange Fire, Vampires, Creatures of The Night, Stars, Ravens, Angels, and Phoenixes"
俳句、マギーの妹、闇のゴスのメンバー、若い葬儀屋のクラブのメンバー、ミシガン州のゴス少女、闇の魔術、闇の伝説、オカルトの専門家、ルーシー・ラウドと若い葬儀屋の親友、メンバーオレンジ・ランタン軍団の一員、クライド・マクブライドの愛する未来の妻、オーディンの使者にしてチャンピオン、カーリー・アトラスの宿敵、ハミングバードの闇の署名者、地縛不滅のアスラ・ピスク、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、マルチバース、そしてその先へ、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、セレスティアル・ゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私無欲、勇気、そして信頼、騒々しい家とミシガンの救世主、真の不滅のヒーロー、破壊者と悪の殺し屋、錯乱、殺人的で冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、セレスティアル・ゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲートのマスター、真の不滅のヒーロー、ラウド・ハウスの擁護者、そして闇のマスター、ダーク・ファイア、オレンジファイア、ヴァンパイア、夜の生き物、星、カラス、天使、フェニックス
Suddenly, Haiku's immense blue protective aura transformed into an immense protective rainbow aura with elements swirling around it, she'd transformed into her ultimate transformation.
Haiku has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-VAMPIRE-RAVEN-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE DARKNESS ETERNAL COSMIC NORDIC DARKNESS ODIN SHADOW DARKNESS VAMPIRE RAVEN PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE DARKNESS ETERNAL COSMIC NORDIC DARKNESS ODIN SHADOW DARKNESS VAMPIRE RAVEN PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE DARKNESS ETERNAL COSMIC NORDIC DARKNESS ODIN SHADOW DARKNESS VAMPIRE RAVEN PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Haiku's Super Angel-Vampire-Dragon-Raven-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Lumpus saw it, the bastard went absolutely insane with rage and ran at her to kill her, but Haiku fired a massive barrage of rainbow, black, and blood red energy, darkness, dark fire, orange fire, vampire bats, creatures of the night, stars, dragons, phoenixes, and angels at Lumpus, and he got hit hard, he got back up, but now, he was absolutely angrier than ever and he was foaming at the mouth.
Haiku: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Demonic Cosmic Eternal Odin Nordic Darkness Vampire Raven Phoenix Angel and Divine Demonic Cosmic Eternal Odin Nordic Darkness Vampire Raven Phoenix Angel Love) That was only just the start of what's coming for you, Lumpus.
Maggie: Indeed, and don't think I'll let you handle this on your own, Haiku. I'm also joining in as well.
Frosty Orange: Same with me. But, wait, I thought you had your turn when you and Sour Sweet went after Jason, Maggie.
Lincoln: She did, but since Haiku's her sister, Maggie's not going to let her sister handle this on her own.
Nico: Yeah, having both sisters fighting Lumpus means double the trouble for him.
Me: You're heading for an early grave, asshole!
We were spewing death threats at Lumpus like crazy, and this was absolutely pissing him off even more than that.
Suddenly, Maggie's blood red eyes turned neon blood red and she was surrounded by a rainbow, black and blood red energy aura with stars, darkness, dark flames, stars, creatures of the night, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Maggie's Primordial Greek Darkness Erebus Eternal Cosmic Primordial Darkness Demonic Dragon Vampire Greatsword of Eternal Cosmic Primordial Greek Darkness Demonic Dragon Vampire Phoenix Justice from her back, and as she approached Lumpus, she left rainbow, black and blood red energy, stars, darkness, dark flames, stars, creatures of the night, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Maggie: There are indeed no words to describe the hatred that I feel for you, Lumpus, and it's like my sister said, a fraud and criminal like you deserves death, and the Dark Angels of Death shall gladly give that to you.
Suddenly, Maggie was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow, black, and blood red energy with darkness, dark flames, blood, and stars surrounding it, there are vampire bats, creatures of the night, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex and in the vortex is a midnight black phoenix with blood red eyes glaring at Lumpus: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Maggie emerged, but she was changed forever.
(A DEMON'S FATE BY WITHIN TEMPTATION PLAYS)
Maggie remained tall at 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large midnight black and blood red orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has blood red highlights in the bangs of her long black hair and she now has vampire fangs and large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blood red eyes and a rainbow, black, and blood red energy aura with darkness, dark flames, stars, vampire bats, creatures of the night, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has a vampire bat with blood drops on its belly emblazoned on her forehead with Third Eye with blood red iris, she has on vampire bat earrings with blood red gems for eyes and holding the Dark, Death, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has a vampire bat with blood red gems for eyes and holding the Dark, Death, and Eternity Kanjis in the claws on the bottom of her blood red vampire bat-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with blood red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and blood red gems embedded on the gold lightning bolts and she also has on her new white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Maggie has on a short-sleeved midnight black shirt, black skirt, knee-high black boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with darkness, dark flames, vampire bats, creatures of the night, stars, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a vampire bat surrounded by darkness. Suddenly, Maggie felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive black angel wings with blood red tips on the feathers grew much bigger for her new body, and her eleven massive and long black wolf tails with blood red tips and blood red markings grew much longer and bigger, Maggie has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large onyx gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Black Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger and Goth of Darkness ring on her left pinkie finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Maggie's massive Maggie's Primordial Greek Darkness Erebus Eternal Cosmic Primordial Darkness Demonic Dragon Vampire Greatsword of Eternal Cosmic Primordial Greek Darkness Demonic Dragon Vampire Phoenix Justice and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow, black, and blood red energy, darkness, dark flames, vampire bats, creatures of the night, stars, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it transformed into Maggie's Primordial Greek Darkness Erebus Eternal Cosmic Primordial Darkness Demonic Dragon Vampire Greatsword of Eternal Cosmic Primordial Greek Darkness Demonic Dragon Vampire Phoenix Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded blood red gems and blood red etchings and vampire bat, vampire dragon, and phoenix etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large midnight black dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with blood red gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large black dragon heads with blood red gems for eyes and in their mouths and a large black dragon head with a blood red gem in its mouth below the large phoenix heads for the pommel. Maggie has on her new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with fire-colored gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left bracer, her new gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold vampire bat head with blood red gems for eyes and a large blood red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a blood red kanji below the vampire bat that said, "Maggie, Older Sister of Haiku, Member of The Goths of Darkness, Lover of Darkness, The Occult, and Vampires, Despiser of Killjoy Huggins, Dark Chandler and His Minions, And The Rest of Lincoln's Enemies, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Archenemy of Albert Michaels Also Known As Atomic Skull, Leader of The Black Lantern Corps, Destroyer of The Horned King and Natalie Everett of The Legion of The Lincoln-Haters, The Horned King, and Jason Voorhees, Emissary and Champion of Erebus, The Greek God of Darkness, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, True Immortal Hero, Defender of The Loud House, and Master of Darkness, Dark Fire, Vampires, Creatures of The Night, Stars, Vampire Dragons, Angels, and Phoenixes"
マギー、俳句の姉、闇のゴスのメンバー、闇、オカルト、吸血鬼の恋人、キルジョイ・ハギンズの軽蔑者、ダーク・チャンドラーとその手下、そして残りのリンカーンの敵、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する将来の妻、アトミック・スカルとしても知られるアルバート・マイケルズの宿敵、ブラック・ランタン軍団のリーダー、ホーンド・キングとナタの破壊者リンカーン・ヘイターの軍団の嘘のエヴェレット、角のある王、そしてジェイソン・ボーヒーズ、エレバスの使者でありチャンピオン、ギリシャの闇の神、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情と元素の力のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲイツ、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、騒々しい家とミシガンの救世主、真の不滅の英雄、破壊者であり悪の殺し屋、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなバスターds、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、真の不滅のヒーロー、騒々しい家の擁護者、そして闇、ダークファイア、ヴァンパイア、夜の生き物、星、ヴァンパイアドラゴン、天使、フェニックスのマスター
Suddenly, Maggie's immense blue protective aura transformed into an immense protective rainbow aura with elements swirling around it, she'd transformed into her ultimate transformation.
Maggie has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-VAMPIRE-DRAGON-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE DARKNESS ETERNAL COSMIC DARK PRIMORDIAL DARKNESS EREBUS SHADOW DARKNESS VAMPIRE DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE DARKNESS ETERNAL COSMIC DARK PRIMORDIAL DARKNESS EREBUS SHADOW DARKNESS VAMPIRE DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE DARKNESS ETERNAL COSMIC DARK PRIMORDIAL DARKNESS EREBUS SHADOW DARKNESS VAMPIRE DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Maggie's Super Angel-Vampire-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Lumpus saw it, he went madder with rage and ran at Maggie to kill her, but Maggie fired a massive barrage of rainbow, black, and blood red energy blasts with darkness, dark fire, vampire bats, creatures of the night, stars, dragons, phoenixes, and angels at Lumpus and it sent him flying into a tree back first, he got back up, but now, he was mega pissed off and even more angrier than ever!
Maggie: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Demonic Cosmic Eternal Primordial Erebus Darkness Blood Vampire Dragon Phoenix Angel and Divine Demonic Cosmic Eternal Primordial Erebus Darkness Blood Vampire Dragon Phoenix Angel Love) And now, only one person is left to transform and then, we can destroy you.
Frosty Orange: And that person is me.
Suddenly, Frosty Orange's moderate orchid eyes turned neon moderate orchid and she was surrounded by a pale light grayish arctic blue and light arctic bluish gray energy aura with stars, snow, ice, shadows, magic, and Alicorns, she unholstered her massive Frosty Orange's Alicorn Eternal Magical Shadow Bolt Arctic Orange Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Shadow Bolt Love and Shadow Bolt Arctic Orange Harmony from her back, and as she approached Lumpus, she left pale light grayish arctic blue and light arctic bluish gray energy, snow, ice, shadows, magic, and Alicorns with every step.
Frosty Orange: There's absolutely no words that describe how much I hate you so much, Lumpus, and Haiku and Maggie were right to say that about you. Now, it's high time we give someone like you the punishment of a lifetime: and that punishment is death!
Suddenly, Frosty Orange was surrounded by a massive vortex of pale light grayish arctic blue and light arctic bluish gray energy with stars, snow, ice, and magic surrounding the vortex, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a moderate orchid phoenix with red eyes glaring at Lumpus: the red eyes of eternal death.
Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln Loud's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, they fired a beam of light into Frosty Orange's massive Frosty Orange's Alicorn Eternal Magical Shadow Bolt Arctic Orange Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Shadow Bolt Love and Shadow Bolt Arctic Orange Harmony, and then, it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of pale light grayish arctic blue and light arctic bluish gray energy with stars, snow, ice, and magic surrounding the vortex, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a moderate orchid phoenix with red eyes glaring at Lumpus: the red eyes of eternal death is a MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HER AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!
THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO FROSTY ORANGE! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, FROSTY ORANGE EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!
Frosty Orange grew to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large pale light grayish arctic blue orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has moderate orchid highlights in the bangs of her pale light grayish arctic blue and light arctic bluish gray hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner, she has neon moderate orchid eyes with dark indigo eyeshadow and a pale light grayish arctic blue and light arctic bluish gray energy aura with stars, snow, ice, shadows, magic, and Alicorns surrounding her, she has an Alicorn with a star and snowflake emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with moderate orchid iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with indigo gems for eyes and the Love, Shadow, Snow, and Eternity Kanjis in its horns, she also has an Alicorn with indigo gems for eyes and the Love, Shadow, Snow, and Eternity Kanjis in its horn for the second pendant on the bottom of her Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with indigo crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and indigo gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love, Frosty Orange has on a sleeveless light grayish arctic blue and orange blouse with sparkles and dark blue inlay, dark blue pants with sparkles, dark blue knee-high boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, snow, shadows, magic, and Alicorns on the coattails, and on the back is an Alicorn surrounded by stars and on top of its horn is a shadow lightning bolt. Suddenly, Frosty Orange felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive pale vermillion angel wings with light grayish arctic blue and light arctic bluish gray tips on the large pale vermillion feathers grew and sprouted out from her back, her long light grayish arctic blue and light arctic bluish gray tail grew much longer for her new body, and she now has a pale vermillion horn on her head. Frosty Orange has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large moderate orchid gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has her cutie mark on her right shoulder and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Frosty Orange's massive Frosty Orange's Alicorn Eternal Magical Shadow Bolt Arctic Orange Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Shadow Bolt Love and Shadow Bolt Arctic Orange Harmony and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of pale light grayish arctic blue and light arctic bluish gray energy, snow, ice, shadows, magic, and Alicorns, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Frosty Orange's Arctic Shadow Alicorn Eternal Magical Shadow Bolt Arctic Orange Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Shadow Bolt Love and Shadow Bolt Arctic Orange Harmony, it's a brand-new large greatsword with pale light grayish arctic blue gems and her cutie mark and stars etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, pale vermillion blade, large gold alicorn heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with large dark indigo gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold alicorn heads with dark indigo gems for eyes and large unicorn head with moderate cerise gems for eyes and large dark indigo gem in its mouth on the bottom of the Alicorn heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with pale light grayish arctic blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle with arctic blue gems for the eyes and a large arctic blue gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip, Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip, and pale vermillion Crystal Saber holstered on her left hip. There's a pale light grayish arctic blue kanji below the alicorn that said, "Frosty Orange, Alicorn Princess of Arctic Shadowbolt Friendship Love, Former Student of Crystal Prep, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of The Doomsday Twenty-Three and Queen Opaline, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, and Master of Shadows, Snow, Magic, and Alicorns"
フロスティ・オレンジ、北極シャドウボルトのアリコーン・プリンセス、友情愛、クリスタル・プレップの元生徒、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、大使であり希望の灯台宇宙へ、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者と悪の殺害者、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、終末の破壊者トゥエンティースリーとオパリン女王、エクエストリア、ポニービル、カンタロットの擁護者、友情テーブル騎士団のメンバー、影、雪、魔法、アリコーンのマスター
Suddenly, Frosty Orange's immense blue protective aura transformed into an immense protective rainbow aura with elements swirling around it, she'd transformed into her ultimate transformation.
Frosty Orange has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ARCTIC LOVE SHADOWBOLT ALICORN PRINCESS-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP CRYSTAL SHADOWBOLT SNOW LOVE ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP CRYSTAL SHADOWBOLT SNOW LOVE ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP CRYSTAL SHADOWBOLT SNOW LOVE ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Frosty Orange's Super Angel-Snow Love Shadowbolt Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Lumpus saw it, he went insane and this time, he ran at her to kill her, but Frosty Orange fired a massive barrage of pale light grayish arctic blue and light arctic bluish gray energy, snow, ice, shadows, magic, and Alicorns, and they hit Lumpus and he crashed into another tree, and he got back up, but she made him even madder than ever.
Nico: (TRULY AMAZED) Whoa...!
Me: (TRULY AMAZED) Incredible...!
Eli: (AMAZED) So awesome!
Lincoln: (TRULY AMAZED BEYOND IMAGINATION) That's so awesome! Frosty Orange's transformed into her Super Angel-Snow Love Shadowbolt Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and with what you tried to do to her, I'm gonna stuff a bomb down your throat!
Frosty Orange: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The United Friendship Divine Cosmic Starstorm Arctic Snow Shadowbolt Flight Alicorn Princess Angel and Divine United Friendship Divine Cosmic Starstorm Arctic Snow Shadowbolt Flight Alicorn Princess Angel Love) Now, that I'd like to see. Let's get him, Linky.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Frosty Orange, Maggie, and Haiku, and so did we as we also unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You're through, Lumpus, you've caused too much trouble for the last time for all of Prickly Pines, and now, it's time for you to die.
Lincoln, Maggie, Frosty Orange, and Haiku went after Lumpus, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, rainbow, black, and blood red energy, pale light grayish arctic blue and light arctic bluish gray, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Golems, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Elemental Phoenixes, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Lumpus and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on them and Lincoln left many more with his gold claws and firing energy slashes from his gold claws and he, Frosty Orange, Maggie, and Haiku attacked him with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really really really driving Lumpus even madder than ever.
Lumpus went at Lincoln, but Lincoln kicked Lumpus high up into the air, and Frosty Orange fired blasts of ice that shackled his arms and legs, and Haiku and Maggie fired blasts of darkness at him which burned him, and finally, Lincoln channeled Black Gate energy into his massive greatsword as the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged golden blade was glowing with black energy.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Never show your face here in Camp Kidney or Prickly Pines ever again!
SHEEN!
LINCOLN SKEWERED HIM THROUGH HIS CHEST AND RIGHT THROUGH HIS BLACK HEART!
Then, Lumpus' body exploded in black flame and was turned into moose steaks and his soul was sent to The Black Gates forever!
I was having moose steaks for lunch.
We all cheered wildly as Lincoln, Maggie, Frosty Orange, and Haiku holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Frosty Orange's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, gold halo, Third Eye, longer pale light grayish arctic blue and light arctic bluish gray tail, long pale vermilion horn, and massive pale vermilion angel wings wings are permanent, Haiku's new body, clothes, gold halo, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, and eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails, and massive midnight black angel wings are permanent, and Maggie' new body, clothes, gold halo, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, and eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails, and massive midnight black angel wings are permanent.
Haiku: Good riddance for good, Lumpus.
Suddenly, Frosty Orange and Maggie felt wobbly and she was about to faint, but Lincoln caught them in his massive and powerful muscular arms.
Lincoln: You and Frosty Orange okay, Maggie?
Maggie: I'm a little dizzy from that.
Frosty Orange: Same here, but we're alright.
Me: Now, you know how we felt. But, that was so awesome, you guys really gave that monster moose quite the beatdown of his life.
Nico: Yeah, and Frosty did awesome shackling his arms and legs in case he tried to run away like a coward, and Maggie and Haiku blasted him with darkness.
Lincoln: And I delivered the coupe de grace by skewering him through his chest and black heart with my sword.
Haiku: Lumpus deserved it for his crimes.
Nico: He sure did, what a monster.
Me: Better we get rid of his Simulator counterpart than throw him in prison, we've already got one Lumpus in our universe, two of them would be a nightmare.
Lincoln: Yep, one's been locked away forever and put on ice and we got the Simulator Counterpart in The Black Gates for what he's done.
Suddenly, Frosty Orange wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to their faces. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Frosty Orange's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms, and then, placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and Alicorn flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces around them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Frosty Orange sucked in and absorbed the elements.
Then, Maggie wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Maggie's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her arms and placed her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and Alicorn flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field, along with elemental forces and darkness behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Maggie sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and darkness and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Lincoln: That's it for Simulator Lumpus. But, I sensed someone was there while we were thrashing him, and he had ill intentions for us. I think it may be the last one who has the final piece of The Tablet.
Nico: If that's true, Lincoln, then that means...!
Anna Anyanova: He may also be the mastermind responsible for busting Henry Thestalos, Charles Novamenova, Logan Mobius, Nicholas Zaborg, George Granmorg, Vance Raiza, Damian Erebus, Douglas Ehther, Logan Angmarl, Aaron Kuraz, and Robert Delg out of prison and Gene-Slamming them into The Elemental Monarchs to help them get their revenge on Hilary Thestalos, Charlene Novamenova, Leina Mobius, Nika Zaborg, Gina Granmorg, Varie Raiza, Darcy Erebus, Dawn Ehther, Luna Angmarl, Alina Kuraz, and Raven Delg, and he may also be the one responsible for trying to get the other Tablet fragments!
We gasped.
Me: We'll find out later on today. Right after we take down the Anothers, we're going after the next of Quan Chi's masterpieces.
Lincoln: The Revenant version of Kitana.
Me: Boy turning him into Moose Steaks was AWESOME! (LOUD BELCH) Oh pardon me.
Nico: Sorry you guys had to see that.
Lazlo: It's okay but that was all great!
Qin: It sure was!
Nico: Sorry I insulted you, Slinkman.
Slinkman: No worries Nico but that was really good.
Edward: That was a really good imitation.
Me: Same with me. (Imitating Lumpus) I'm an irresponsible bighorned dunderhead buttface freak.
EVERYONE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!
Qin: (LAUGHS) That was funny!
Edward: (LAUGHS) Hey that was great!
Nico: Yeah!
Nico: (imitates Raj) (Indian Accent) I'm Raj. And I'm a marshmallow hoarder and I also love cheese from the Kafizzle River!
EVERYONE LAUGHED!
Raj: (LAUGHS) (Indian Accent) Hey that is really amazing!
Lincoln: (Imitating Patsy) Hi Lazlo, want to see what's going on at Acorn Flats?
Everyone laughed at that.
Lazlo: (LAUGHS) Great impression of Patsy there!
Lincoln: Thanks!
Nico: (LAUGHS) Yeah!
Slinkman: Boy you guys are just full of voices for that.
Me: Yep.
Eli: Now for our business.
Me: Yep. Time for our fun.
Eli: We have Grand Duke of Owls, Universe 666 Clockwerk, Owl Orphnoch, Owl Beast, Grand Duke's minions and Billy Numerous.
Me: WHOA! All Owls.
Lola: This is gonna be a Nocturnal Nightmare!
Qin: Yeah!
Nico: Who do we call for this?
Me: Thankfully not as many this time. Charlotte Cooper, Hal, Lofty Thaddeus Worthington and Riley Misaki.
Nico: Cool!
Lola: Awesome!
Maria called them in and in swirls of darkness and light came said people.
Charlotte Cooper: Hey guys!
Riley Misaki: We're ready for some action and fun.
Hal: You got that right.
Eli: I sense that the Anothers minus Billy Numerous are all one person.
But then we heard an Owl Call.
Me: Whoa hear that?
Nico: It's an owl.
We heard it.
Nico: I think that was them!
I put my hands together.
Me: (MAKES A BIRD WHISTLE)
Nico: Cool.
Fluttershy: That is a good bird whistle.
Lola: Awesome.
Then a bunch of figures came.
Nico: There they are!
We saw that they were Another Grand Duke of Owls, Universe 666 Clockwerk, Owl Orphnoch, Owl Beast and Grand Duke's minions!
Me: WHOA!
Lola: Wow this is awesome!
Another Owl Orphnoch: (In a girls voice) That was an awesome owl call. I taught you well.
Me: (GASP) That voice.
They merged and she reverted back and it was a girl with purple hair and orange eyes and had grey owl wings and she had black clothes and had a tattoo of a grew owl on her arm and she had a tiara with the symbol of the Owl Dopant on it and she had the same symbol on her skirt and she had an Owl Sword.
Me: (GASP) Olivia Owl! Wow!
Nico: Cool!
Olivia Owl: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: You too. Olivia is the Embodiment of the Owl Dopant and she is a very smart and wise girl and she has the power to talk to birds. Mostly owls and she has the powers of darkness and moonlight.
Nico: WHOA! That is cool!
Lola: Yeah!
Philip: Boy that is really awesome! I don't think we ever faced the Owl Dopant before.
Me: Well you have but it's a Manga exclusive Dopant. It was made in the Kamen Rider W Manga.
Philip: Oh!
Shotaro: That makes sense. But that is cool!
Me: Yep.
Camie: That is cool though.
Me: Yep. By the way is the Another Billy Numerous friendly or hostile?
Olivia Owl: Friendly and this one is full of surprises.
Nico: Wow.
Qin: This will be cool.
Nico: Sorry we have to do this.
Olivia Owl: No worries.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and was separated from the Anothers.
Nico: YEAH!
We fired waves of energy blasts and more and blew them apart and I caught the Wonder Ride Books!
Me: Take that!
Maria: Time for backup! (TURNS DIAL) SPY FORCE 6!
She suummoned Spymaster, Morrigan Aensland, Acrobat of the Luck, Impostra, Eagle Deadman and Owl Orphnoch.
Me: Awesome!
Nico: Now, we wait.
Me: Yep. (Sees something) Nico please hit me on my head and tell me I'm not seeing double.
Nico: Why?
Me: We didn't have to wait long.
We saw a bunch of figures and it was ANOTHER BILLY NUMEROUS!
Me: WHOA!
Qin: We're surrounded!
Me: Yep.
Another Billy Numerous: (In a girls voice) Sorry for the surprise like this.
Me: (GASP) That voice!
They merged back and she reverted back. It was a girl with green hair and had red eyes and she had dark green clothes and had green angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of the Gene Dopant on it and the same symbol was on her skirt and she had a DNA Helix Sword.
Me: (GASP) Gina Deoxys Gene!
Nico: Cool!
Gina Deoxys Gene: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here. Gina is the Embodiment of the Gene Dopant and she has one of the most unusual powers ever. She can clone herself as anything or anyone.
Gina Deoxys Gene: Yep. Watch.
She had slime come off her and it formed into a perfect carbon copy clone of Suien, the Rogue Ninja from the Hidden Waterfall.
Fu: WHOA! That's Suien!
Nico: WHOA! That is cool!
Philip: Yeah!
The clone merged back with her.
Zocks: (gets out Donbrothers' gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Kaito: Because we can grant it instead. Zenkaiju gear!
Zocks got a Donbrothers Sword and Kaito donned his Zenkaiju armor.
Gina Deoxys Gene: No he didn't promise me anything. I turned myself into a mouse and snuck out of there when he wasn't looking. I also have shapeshifting powers.
Qin: Very crafty.
Xenia: That is sneaky.
Gina Deoxys Gene: I know. I'm what you call a female version of Dr. Muto.
Nicole: That is so cool and awesome.
Me: Yeah.
Sougo: (Gets out Zenkaiger Ridewatch) You sure you're not a Deoxys Gene Slammer?
Geiz: (gets out Donbrothers Ridewatch) Because you have the same name and abilities.
Sougo got ZenkaizerArmor while Geiz got DonMomotaroArmor.
Gina Deoxys Gene: (LAUGHS) I get that all the time but I assure you I am not a gene-slammer for Deoxys.
Sougo: That does make sense.
Me: Sorry we have to fight like this.
Gina Deoxys Gene: No worries.
She turned into Another Billy Numerous.
Nico: Time to see double! (ACTIVATES BILLY NUMEROUS' RIDEWATCH)
He made 1080 clones of himself!
Nicos: AND NOW THIS! (ACTIVATES GRAND DUKE'S MINIONS RIDEWATCH)
He fired waves of darkness and smashed her all over.
May: Try this one! (ACTIVATES HAZE SHENRON AND PARADOX ROIDMUDE'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired a rainbow blast of energy and blasted her down.
Maria: Top this! (ACTIVATES PLANTIMALS AND FU'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired waves of energy and acid and smashed her down.
Me: Take that!
Wallflower Blush: Time for some darkness! (ACTIVATES GRAND DUKE'S MINIONS RIDEWATCH)
She fired waves of darkness and smashed her down.
Then Multiple Man, Star Creature, Sumo Wrestler Army, Dark Kamen Rider Drive, Land Pollution Vice Minister Hiramechimedes and Hydra (Hercules) came.
Nico: Nice team Multiple Man!
Multiple Man: Thanks Nico!
Nico: Awesome!
But then a bomb flew in and landed by Another Billy Numerous and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
The explosion blasted her down and she was back to normal and then I caught the ridewatch and purified it.
Me: WHOA!
I brought Gina over.
Me: Who did that!?
Nico: Bugs doing a bomb gag?
?: No that was me.
We saw BOMB MAN!
Me: Bomb Man!? Whoa!
Bomb Man 2: (In a girls voice) Sorry about that guys.
Nico: Brie Bomb!? Cool!
Bomb Man 2: Awesome to see you again Nico.
Nico: You too. Let me guess, naked?
Bomb Man 2: Yep.
Me: Oh boy.
Nicole: Anyone peeks and I'll gouge your eyes out and shove them so far down your throat that you'll be pooping them out your butt.
Nico: (GULP)
I put on my blind man glasses.
Me: It's going to hurt just so you know.
Bomb Man 2: I'm ready.
The boys covered their eyes. I snapped my fingers.
She doubled over in pain and then vomited bombs all over Edward and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
They exploded and burned Edward all over and was HURT REALLY BAD!
Edward: I'm okay!
Brie was back to normal and she had black hair and red eyes and black angel wings and had a bomb symbol in the middle of her forehead.
Brie Bomb: (GROANS) That really hurt. (Sees herself) GAH! I need some clothes!
Rarity: Don't worry darling we can fix this.
The fashion brigade moved in and gave her an awesome all black clothing ensemble.
Varie gave her a mirror.
Brie Bomb: Oh wow! I look awesome!
Rarity: You're welcome.
Wallflower: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Brie Bomb: I am known as the Demolition Queen. One time me and Nico were at a Demolition Derby and I had an awesome armored car with all kinds of weapons and blew the competition away by blasting them with missiles.
Nico: Yep.
Qin: That was so explosive.
Lola: That is cool!
Brie Bomb: Boy it sure was.
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Brie hugged.
Nico: I've missed you Brie.
Brie Bomb: Same here Nico.
We left the Simulator and everyone cheered wildly for us.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Raiden, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Jade, Rex Salazar, Tifa Lockhart, and Sable Spirit are heading to Morocco, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the ten girls here, but we're face the second of Quan Chi's revenants: the Revenant version of Kitana, and we're going to break Quan Chi's spell and free her.
And we had the whole team with us, since we got ourselves a huge emergency, and we also brought The Masters of Evil with us.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Morocco, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the ten girls here, but we're face the second of Quan Chi's revenants: the Revenant version of Kitana, and we're going to break Quan Chi's spell and free her.
Liu Kang: We've defeated my revenant yesterday, but even without him, the other Revenants are still as dangerous as ever.
Eli: Which is why we can't show them any mercy.
Lori: And since we're going after the Revenant version of Kitana, we're in for a serious challenge.
Lincoln: That's right, Lori.
Suddenly, Lincoln's large solid gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on the corners of the halo began to glow and emanate rainbow light, and then, we saw Lincoln's crisscross orange straps on his chest harness and orange version of He-Man's loincloth, long wild white hair, large white wolf ears, eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and massive white angel wings turn from white to gold as Lincoln transforms into Lincoln, God of The Eternal Wheel of Life.
Kitana: Now, we must hurry to find my Revenant.
Lincoln: Right, Kitana.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire eyes and rainbow iris of his Third Eye glowed.
Lincoln: Oh, you've got to be kidding me! FLIP!
Suddenly, we saw three massive armies of Flip's musclebound thugs charging at us like stampeding bulls, and they were all out for blood.
Nico: Flip, I'll tear your crotch out for this!
Vypra: That mutant's getting such a castration for this!
Suddenly, Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of the first wave of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of their massive muscle mass and it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now weak and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes.
Then, I fired vacuum tubes from my chest which latched onto the chests of the second wave of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of their massive muscle mass and it was being pumped into me and my abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on my body, and my massive elemental angel wings with aurora tips spread out and glowed and my halo glowed and I really grew even stronger. When I was done, the vacuum tubes had detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into me, and the thugs were now weak and thin as a rake and I fired a powerful blast of fire and incinerated them leaving them as ashes.
Finally, Nico fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of the third wave of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of their massive muscle mass and it was being pumped into Nico and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive dark blue angel wings with dark blue tips spread out and glowed and his halo also glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Nico was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Nico, and the thugs were now weak and thin as a rake and he fired a powerful blast of fire and incinerated them leaving them as ashes.
Girl Jordan: Honestly, Flip's going to go way too far one day!
Lincoln: He'd better be ready for another thrashing!
Suddenly, we saw a beautiful and super sexy girl with long dark blue hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful blue angel wings and Moon Kanji on her forehead and she's dressed in a black dress, dark blue stockings, black knee-high heels, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with light, moonlight, Keyblades, and angels on the coattails and on the back is The Grid and in her right hand is the Photon Debugger Keyblade.
And the second is a beautiful and super sexy girl with long dark blue hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful blue angel wings and Magic Kanji on her forehead and she's dressed in a black dress, dark blue stockings, black knee-high heels, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with light, magic, Keyblades, and angels on the coattails and on the back is The Enchanted and in her right hand is the Fairy Star Keyblade, and with them are the ten girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Silina Saix, Keyblade Knight of Space Paranoids and Embodiment of Saix, The Luna Diviner of The 7 Moons and Zellia Zexion, Keyblade Knight of The Enchanted Dominion and Embodiment of Zexion, The Cloaked Schemer of The 6 Illusions.
Silina Saix: That's right.
Zellia Zexion: And we got the girls away from Kitana's revenant and Boss Cass took off again.
?: RAIDEN!
We then saw our target, the Revenant version of Kitana, and she was out for Raiden's head.
Sylvester: Oh boy, here she comes now!
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: I knew she'd come as soon as he saw Lord Raiden. But, we still need to take her down, come on, everyone!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Demonic Bloodstained Stellar Eternal Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel of Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Justice and Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Compassion and he unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demon Knight Sparda Demonic Fang Demon Hound Greatsword of Demon Hound Darkness Justice from his back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Rex Salazar's team, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after the Revenant version of Kitana, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Lincoln fired gold spider silk webs that tied him up, and then, he chanted a powerful incantation and his large golden halo glowed and the four orbiting gold rings fired rays of rainbow healing light which hit Revenant Kitana and purified her freeing him of Quan Chi's curse and Shinnok's dark influence. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down and Lincoln's wild gold hair, eleven massive and long gold wolf tails, and massive gold angel wings change back to white, and the gold crisscross straps of his chest harness and gold He-Man's loincloth change back to orange.
Alternate Kitana: W-what happened?
Kitana explained everything to her alternate self, and she was horrified by what she'd done.
Alternate Kitana: I can't believe what I've done. I let my anger and jealousy blind me, and even worse, I turned against my own comrades and cost them their lives, and I betrayed Raiden and the Elder Gods. I am filled with so much regret.
Lincoln: This wasn't your fault, it was Kronika's lies along with the dark actions of Quan Chi, Shinnok, and Shao Kahn from your timeline that this happened to you.
Alternate Kitana: But, still, what I'd done can never be forgotten. (To Kitana) There is something I need you to do, Kitana: I need you to assimilate me. You'll not only have my powers, but you'll also have knowledge of everything we'd heard from Kronika. This is the only way I can redeem myself.
Kitana: I understand.
Kitana went up to her alternate self and she placed her hand on her head, and then, Alternate Kitana glowed with bright green light as she was assimilated into Kitana and she assimilated all her alternate self's powers and knowledge. Suddenly, a massive tornado of blue energy and winds exploded out of her and surrounded her, and two blue dragons flew around the vortex. Then, the vortex faded and Kitana emerged.
But, she underwent quite a powerful transformation: she now had glowing neon blue dragons on her arms and stomach, blue highlights in the bangs of her long dark brown hair put in a ponytail, necklace of blue gems and blue gem pendant, and she has on her past self's outfit from Mortal Kombat 11, and she also now has massive black angel wings with blue tips on the black feathers.
Nico: That was incredible!
Kitana: Just like what Liu Kang did in assimilating his alternate future's self along with his powers and knowledge, I also did the same with my alternate future's self. Kronika will not get away with this, when the time comes that we face her, she will die, and the same will go with Mileena, Shinnok, Rain, Tanya, Reiko, Skarlet, Motaro, Sektor, Kollector, and Bi-Han.
Lincoln: That's right, Kronika's done enough damage to too many timelines in her madness to create a New Era and Mileena, Shinnok, Rain, Tanya, Reiko, Skarlet, Motaro, Sektor, Kollector, and Bi-Han have caused enough damage to Outworld and Earth, and they will answer for their crimes. (To Silina Saix and Zellia Zexion) And it's so good to see you both again, Silina Saix and Zellia Zexion.
Silina Saix and Zellia Zexion: You too, Linky, it's been a long time, and it's also good to see you, Riku, Kairi, Roxas, Lea, Namine, and Xion again, Sora.
Sora: You too, girls.
Lincoln went up to Silina Saix and Zellia Zexion and he hugged them, and Silina Saix and Zellia Zexion are very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and they also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and they had an atomic red blush on their faces, and the atomic red blush on their faces soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, gold version of Mithra's halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Silina Saix: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories and gold halo behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness.
Zellia Zexion: You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know these two sexy hot mamas?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D, the first girl is Silina Saix, Keyblade Knight of Space Paranoids and Embodiment of Saix, The Luna Diviner of The 7 Moons, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a Keyblader with the powers of the moon and she's a very good friend of Tron and his friends, and she harbors a very very nasty hatred towards Sark and the MCP, and she wants nothing more than to destroy them both and delete them from existence forever, and Silina also harbors a very very nasty hatred towards ALL THE MEMBERS of Organization XIII including Saix for what happened with Xion and she wants to make sure that he and all of them pay for their crimes. She is also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi, Eli, Cid, Namine, Roxas, Xion, Yuffie, Leon, Aerith, and all their friends on all worlds including Sora's mother and is a very awesome sister to Aqua and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married.
Michelle Emperyous: You got that right, and she came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.
Me: That's so awesome.
Lincoln: And the second girl is Zellia Zexion, Keyblade Knight of The Enchanted Dominion and Embodiment of Zexion, The Cloaked Schemer of The 6 Illusions, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a Keyblader with the powers of illusions and she's a very good friend of Princess Aurora, Prince Phillip, Flora, Fauna, Merryweather, and Princess Aurora's parents, and she harbors a very very nasty hatred towards Maleficent for that curse she put on Princess Aurora along with what she's done in trying to drown the worlds in eternal darkness and she'd like nothing more than to kill her and send her straight to the blackest depths of Hell, and Zellia also harbors a very nasty hatred towards ALL THE MEMBERS of Organization XIII except for Zexion and she wants to make sure all of them pay for their crimes.
Selene Emperyous: She really hated that witch for what she did in casting that curse on Princess Aurora, along with Organization XIII. She is also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi, Eli, Cid, Namine, Roxas, Xion, Yuffie, Leon, Aerith, and all their friends on all worlds including Sora's mother and is a very awesome sister to Aqua and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.
Me: Wow, that's really powerful, and you don't have to worry, we sent that witch along with the rest of her allies to The Black Gates during Zarya's mission with Zocks and his team last year.
Zellia Zexion: Good riddance.
Lincoln: You said it, and now that you two are here.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Silina Saix in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
And Lincoln went up to and hugged Zellia Zexion in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Silina Saix: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, two Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Silina Saix and Zellia Zexion's necks with blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and blue crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with two white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on their necks.
Zellia Zexion: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Silina Saix and Zellia Zexion.
Silina Saix and Zellia Zexion had a smile on their face and tears in their eyes and they then pounced on Lincoln and they proceeded to kiss him on his face, lips, massive muscled body, and eight-pack abs, and he also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the ten girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them immediately. The ten girls are Mafuyu Oribe, Ekaterina Kraeva, Elizabeth, Fumika Mitarai, Jita Phrygianos, Lulu Shiizaki, Miyuki Seta, Miyuri Tsujidō, Tsubasa Amano, and Yumie Hiiragi from Seikon no Qwaser.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Mafuyu Oribe, Ekaterina Kraeva, Elizabeth, Fumika Mitarai, Jita Phrygianos, Lulu Shiizaki, Miyuki Seta, Miyuri Tsujidō, Tsubasa Amano, and Yumie Hiiragi from Seikon no Qwaser.
Urara Oikawa: (GASPS) So, those ten girls that were located here in Morocco were...!
Tomo Yamanobe: Were none other than Mafuyu Oribe, Ekaterina Kraeva, Elizabeth, Fumika Mitarai, Jita Phrygianos, Lulu Shiizaki, Miyuki Seta, Miyuri Tsujidō, Tsubasa Amano, and Yumie Hiiragi, our old friends.
Lincoln: And they were here in Morocco and thank goodness our Keyblade Knights got them away. Are you girls okay?
Mafuyu Oribe: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Mafuyu Oribe and the other nine girls saw who it was that saved them from Revenant Kitana, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white choker collar with gold accents and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura around him.
Mafuyu Oribe: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made nine clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Mafuyu Oribe: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, ten Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Mafuyu Oribe, Ekaterina Kraeva, Elizabeth, Fumika Mitarai, Jita Phrygianos, Lulu Shiizaki, Miyuki Seta, Miyuri Tsujidō, Tsubasa Amano, and Yumie Hiiragi with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to the World Tree Estate, and we took down the second of the Revenants of Quan Chi.
Maria: And now, we've taken down the second of Quan Chi's revenants.
Lincoln: Yeah, we've still got the Revenant versions of Kung Lao, Sindel, Kabal, Stryker, Nightwolf, Jade, Jax, and Sub-Zero to stop, and then, we get after Boss Cass before he does something even more dangerous.
Me: I'm gonna rip that dirty cassoway's head off for this!
Nico: Save seconds for all of us, J.D., he's not getting out of this alive!
After purifying Revenant Kitana and Kitana assimilated her, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Silina Saix and Zellia Zexion saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Silina Saix: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever.
Zellia Zexion: He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Silina Saix: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Zellia Zexion: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Nico: Yep. So, Silina, Zellia, what memories did you have with Lincoln?
Silina Saix: We were hoping you'd ask that. Well, one time, Lincoln, Zellia, and I along with the rest of his Guardian Angels and harem were at Clyde's house and we were helping Clyde babysit his cats while his Dads were out of town with his Nana Gayle. But, then, we suddenly saw a bunch of hulking musclebound thugs outside, and boy, were they out for blood.
Zellia Zexion: But, that wasn't the worst part, suddenly, we heard the familiar sound of a loud belch in the air along with catching the smell of B.O., farts, and smelly feet, and we knew who it was that had those sorts of characteristics: that aggressive, belching, farting, rude pig of a sister, Lynn, and we put two and two together, and we found out that mutt was the one who hired those thugs to kill Lincoln, Clyde, and all of us. We weren't going to tolerate it, I created an illusion to make the thugs see nothing but money all over the place, and Silina and Lincoln went after that four-legged freak and they beat her senselessly into the dirt, tied her up, and threw her back to The Loud House, where she got grounded for nineteen weeks and thrown in a metal container.
Nico: That was a genius move you did using illusions to distract the thugs while Lincoln and Silina went after the culprit behind it.
Me: I was really fed up with Lynn, so I resorted to painful discipline by paddling her with a wooden paddle, but it didn't work since her butt basically broke the paddle. Damn her butt exercises!
Nico: You should've used a steel paddle on her, if wooden paddles break because of her constant butt exercises, then, steel paddles will make her butt bleed.
May: We should've done that long ago. Oh, and as for those hulking musclebound thugs Lynn hired, turns out they had criminal records that were extensive and they're a bunch of thugs working for one of Colorado's infamous drug dealers, so Lincoln bit all of them on their necks and he sucked out their blood, massive muscle mass, and great physical strength, and he also absorbed them into his body by sprouting out Cell's tail and he stung them on the chest with the stinger and absorbed them until their clothes were left.
Varie: That explained why Lincoln grew much bigger in muscle mass and even more stronger that day. Ugh, Lynn!
Luna: Lynn still wanted Lincoln, his harem, and Guardian Angels dead, and the same went with Lori, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, but we warned them numerous times, but they had their heads too far up their butts to listen to reason. We wanted Mom and Dad to call the cops and send them to prison, and we held that threat in our minds.
Me: But, if they find out, they'd go after all of you for revenge.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Simulator Lucy Heartfilia, Simulator Riana, Simulator Ami Mizuno A.K.A. Sailor Mercury, Simulator Rei Hino A.K.A. Sailor Mars, and Simulator Trista Meioh A.K.A. Sailor Pluto are heading to Beach Bowl Galaxy.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Simulator Lucy Heartfilia, Simulator Riana, Simulator Ami Mizuno A.K.A. Sailor Mercury, Simulator Rei Hino A.K.A. Sailor Mars, and Simulator Trista Meioh A.K.A. Sailor Pluto are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Simulator Lucy Heartfilia, Simulator Riana, Simulator Ami Mizuno A.K.A. Sailor Mercury, Simulator Rei Hino A.K.A. Sailor Mars, and Simulator Trista Meioh A.K.A. Sailor Pluto had feelings for Lincoln, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Simulator Lucy Heartfilia: Wow, so this is Beach Bowl Galaxy, it sure is awesome.
Lincoln: It sure is, Lucy, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Simulator Lucy Heartfilia, Simulator Riana, Simulator Ami Mizuno A.K.A. Sailor Mercury, Simulator Rei Hino A.K.A. Sailor Mars, and Simulator Trista Meioh A.K.A. Sailor Pluto dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the back they had an awesome volleyball game, and Simulator Lucy Heartfilia, Simulator Riana, Simulator Ami Mizuno A.K.A. Sailor Mercury, Simulator Rei Hino A.K.A. Sailor Mars, and Simulator Trista Meioh A.K.A. Sailor Pluto got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, but then, they saw hulking muscle-bound thugs hired by Flip coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he'd sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Simulator Lucy Heartfilia, Simulator Riana, Simulator Ami Mizuno A.K.A. Sailor Mercury, Simulator Rei Hino A.K.A. Sailor Mars, and Simulator Trista Meioh A.K.A. Sailor Pluto and they hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Simulator Lucy Heartfilia, Simulator Riana, Simulator Ami Mizuno A.K.A. Sailor Mercury, Simulator Rei Hino A.K.A. Sailor Mars, and Simulator Trista Meioh A.K.A. Sailor Pluto placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and we saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Looks like you really had a good time at Ripple Field, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!
Suddenly, fivr Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Simulator Lucy Heartfilia, Simulator Riana, Simulator Ami Mizuno A.K.A. Sailor Mercury, Simulator Rei Hino A.K.A. Sailor Mars, and Simulator Trista Meioh A.K.A. Sailor Pluto with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Simulator Lucy Heartfilia, Simulator Riana, Simulator Ami Mizuno A.K.A. Sailor Mercury, Simulator Rei Hino A.K.A. Sailor Mars, and Simulator Trista Meioh A.K.A. Sailor Pluto are in your harem.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Simulator Lucy Heartfilia, Simulator Riana, Simulator Ami Mizuno A.K.A. Sailor Mercury, Simulator Rei Hino A.K.A. Sailor Mars, and Simulator Trista Meioh A.K.A. Sailor Pluto, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
Inuyasha: (YELLS AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS AT FLIP) SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE, YOU MUTANT!
Suddenly, the Beads of Subjugation on Flip's neck glowed and the amplified gravity forced Flip to faceplant on the ground, and we laughed hysterically.
Nico: Those Beads of Subjugation really are awesome!
Lincoln: And that'll be to remand that stupid mutant if he so much as gets anymore dumb ideas once again. Remind me to add more punishments to him.
Me: We'll do just that.
(TREASURE TROVE COVE BY BANJO KAZOOIE PLAYS)
At the beaches of the Alola Region in the Maldives was all of us. We were relaxing and having fun.
All the girls were in their swimsuits and smoking hot bikinis.
Me: Ahh this is the life.
Akiza: After a whole mission of killing zombies, we've earned this.
Nico: Boy you said it Akiza.
Girl Jordan: Yeah no kidding.
Lola: I love a good session of relaxing at the beach.
Lincoln: Boy who doesn't.
Lana: Yeah.
Everyone was surfing, building sandcastles, collecting seashells, digging for buried treasure, playing volleyball and more.
Camie: A perfect way to enjoy the awesome fun of the summer season.
Me: You got that right.
Yusei: Are the mascots diving underwater?
Me: Yep.
The Mascots came back up with a treasure chest!
Poromon: Look what we found.
Nicole: Awesome!
They brought it over and opened it and in it was a big bunch of jewels!
Me: Cool! Awesome treasure guys.
Manaphy: Thanks Nicole.
Cybertron Ransack: Did you guys run into any bad fish?
Poromon: Nope.
?: Boy that is an awesome treasure haul.
We saw a girl with yellow hair and blue eyes and had red clothes and had red angel wings and she had a tiara with the symbol of the JAKQ Team on it and the same symbol was on her skirt.
Me: Oh and you are?
Jackie: My name is Jackie Arlene Kira Quintanilla and I am the Embodiment of the J.A.K.Q. Team from 1977.
Nico: Cool! Awesome to meet you Jackie.
Lola: Same here.
Tailgate: Tell us more about yourself.
Jackie: Sure. I am a big time Casino Gambler and I have been known to have one of the biggest winning streaks ever and I won all the money of one of the hotels in Las Vegas. I don't know which one. But it's true.
Me: Cool!
Qin: That is amazing.
Jackie: It sure is.
Nico: Awesome. Would you like to join the team?
Jackie: I would be truly honored.
We came back home.
Cybertron Crumplezone: That was a fun time at the beach!
Me: Yeah it was!
Nico: Nothing like a little fun at the beach to take some stress off.
Me: You said it.
Camie: That was so fun.
The previous group came.
Larxene: Can me, Marluxia, Demyx, Saix, Zexion, Vexen, Xigbar, Vanitas, Robo Blaze and Dr. Light go with you guys?
Nico: Yes you all can go with us.
Lola: We only have 1 last fragment to find.
Me: Yep.
Camie: Whew! That was an awesome series of adventures.
Saix: No kidding. Did you guys get back from the beach?
Me: We sure did. Had a lot of fun.
Lola: Yep.
Zexion: Cool.
Blitzwing: Boss, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Fire Man.
Me: Ooh! A Hot one.
Nico: And the next Embodiment will be for Battle Fever J.
Me: Cool! 1978's Super Sentai Team.
Lola: That will be awesome.
Nico: Yep.
Then, Madame Web had appeared.
Me: Madame Web, we're ready for the next mission to retrieve the final piece of The Tablet of Order and Chaos.
Madame Web: Excellent. The final piece of The Tablet is located on Shattered Dimensions Earth, and it's in the hands of the Shattered Dimensions version of Mysterio.
Lincoln: So, it's in the hands of that version of Quinton Beck. Hmm.
Nico: What's wrong, Lincoln?
Lincoln: It's all coming together now, from what we'd seen on each adventure, each fragment of The Tablet of Order and Chaos gave each of the villains we faced on Noir Earth, 2099 Earth, Ultimate Earth, and Shattered Dimensions Earth some incredible powers: The Tablet Fragments on Noir Earth gave Noir Hammerhead the ability to fuse his guns to his arms and it transformed them into a 21st century rocket launcher and machine gun, gave Noir Vulture the ability to teleport in a puff of feathers and he became uglier than he already, and gave Noir Goblin a monstrous appearance with super-strength and durability, but has a large glowing hump on his back that is very vulnerable.
Me: WHOA!
Me: Yeah.
Lincoln: Then, on 2099 Earth, The Tablet Fragments there gave 2099 Hobgoblin the power to create red duplicates of himself while his psy power is active and create a defined space in which he makes illusions, it gave 2099 Scorpion the ability to create miniature minions that resemble him that hatch form eggs spewed form his tail acid, and it gave 2099 Doc Ock the ability to control any kind of technology with her mind.
Nico: Those were tough.
Lincoln: Then, on Ultimate Earth, The Tablet Fragments there increased Ultimate Electro's ability to absorb electricity, allowing him to become a giant being made of energy and create multi-colored feral electrical minions, and take control of trucks and drive them by pure thought, it gave Ultimate Deadpool the ability to create clones of himself, and it gave Ultimate Carnage the ability to turn those he drains the life force from people into zombified minions, which eventually mutate into feral beasts similar to him.
Girl Jordan: Those were even tougher and one of them led to a horrifying apocalypse with Ultimate Carnage.
Lincoln: Yeah, and on Shattered Dimensions Earth, The Tablet Fragments there gave Shattered Dimensions Kraven the Hunter super-speed, it enhanced Shattered Dimensions Sandman's powers to control sand is enhanced, but his psyche began to fragment after spreading his consciousness too thin to control the sand which lead to multiple consciousnesses, and it gave Shattered Dimensions Juggernaut ridiculously enhanced strength on top of his normal strength, but the Crimson Gem was at ends with the fragment's power, leaving his defense weak in exchange. (Realizes something) Which means, the last fragment's in the hands of Shattered Dimensions Mysterio. (GASPS) Oh shit.
Eli: I'm not liking that.
Lincoln: Me too, but it's true. This means it'll give him the power to create real illusions and he's the mastermind behind what's happened the past fourteen days, he's after The Tablet of Order and Chaos so he can shatter the fabric of space to rule the world, and he's also the one responsible for busting Henry Thestalos, Charles Novamenova, Logan Mobius, Nicholas Zaborg, George Granmorg, Vance Raiza, Damian Erebus, Douglas Ehther, Logan Angmarl, Aaron Kuraz, and Robert Delg out of prison and Gene-Slammed them into The Elemental Monarchs to kill Hilary Thestalos, Charlene Novamenova, Leina Mobius, Nika Zaborg, Gina Granmorg, Varie Raiza, Darcy Erebus, Dawn Ehther, Luna Angmarl, Alina Kuraz, and Raven Delg.
Hilary Thestalos: (GASPS) So, that way, we'd be out of the way! That bastard! HE'S FUCKING DEAD!
Raven Delg: I WILL RIP HIM LIMB FROM LIMB FOR THIS!
Spiderman: Ooh boy, he riled up some of your Guardian Angels, and now, he's going to get his butt handed to him.
Lincoln: It's okay, Pete. But, now that we know who the mastermind is, we have to stop him once and for all before it's too late.
Me: I agree there!
ALARM BLARES!
Me: Uh oh!
I went to the computer and it showed that Madame Web was in trouble!
Me: OH NO! We got trouble at Madame Web's Apartment!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Heaven Ascension DIO, the main antagonist of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven, and he's the version of Dio Brando in a universe where he won against the Joestars and became a god-like figure, and he's come here to kill us all and rule the universe. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh, you've got to be kidding me!
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is someone I thought we were finally rid of a year ago, you remember when Colleen Gallagher and I destroyed Dio Brando after we defeated Justice Lord Wonder Woman?
Jolyne Kujo: Oh yeah, we remember.
Lincoln: Well, you're not going to like this person one bit: the dark energy we sensed belongs to Heaven Ascension DIO, the main antagonist of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven, and he's the version of Dio Brando in a universe where he won against the Joestars and became a god-like figure, and he's come here to kill us all and rule the universe.
We gasped.
Me: Oh great, as if one Dio Brando wasn't bad enough, now, there's another version of him who became a god-like figure after winning against the entire Joestar bloodline?!
Celestia Eatos: That's it, you're turning him into your next meal, right, Lincoln?
Lincoln: You bet I am, but first, we got to stop Shattered Dimensions Mysterio.
Nico: Exactly what I was thinking. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading to Shattered Dimensions Earth to take down Shattered Dimensions Mysterio and take back the last fragment of The Tablet of Order and Chaos.
Lincoln: You're not getting away with this, Shattered Dimensions Mysterio, you may have planned all of this from the beginning, but now that we know you're the mastermind behind all this, you're going to be taken down for good and you're going straight to jail forever, and once we get done with that egomaniac, you're next, Heaven Ascension Dio.
Celestia Eatos: You're not getting out of this, you power-hungry God wannabe, we'll put you down for good just like with Dio Brando, right after we deal with that egomaniac.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and we head to Shattered Dimensions Earth to retrieve the final piece of The Tablet of Order and Chaos and take down Shattered Dimensions Mysterio and send him to prison, and once we got done with that egomaniac, Lincoln and Celestia Eatos are going to destroy Heaven Ascension Dio.
We were off to Madame Web's Apartment.
We arrived.
Madame Web: Thank you all for coming.
Marluxia: It was our pleasure, Madame Web. Damn, we've really been collecting a lot of fragments.
Me: Boy no kidding! The one with Carnage was a truly brutal one.
Girl Jordan: Yeah that was amazing though.
Madame Web: And you all did a magnificent job collecting all of them. Sadly I'm afraid we have problems.
Skull Man: I know. The last fragment is still out there.
Ultimate Spiderman: But we got all of them in our worlds, right?
Noir Spiderman: Again, one fragment is left.
2099 Spiderman: So, where is it?
Shattered Dimensions Spiderman's Spider Sense tingled.
Shattered Dimensions Spiderman: EVERYONE, GET DOWN!
We all ducked and I formed a force field as the wall of the apartment exploded.
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
The wall exploded!
A familiar bubblehead appeared.
Then we saw that it was QUENTIN BECK A.K.A. MYSTERIO!
Shattered Dimensions Mysterio: Ah, Team Loud Phoenix Storm! Thank you for doing all the hard work for me!
Me: Quentin Beck A.K.A. Mysterio! I had a feeling it was you next!
Shattered Dimensions Mysterio: I'm impressed that you know about me J.D.
Me: Nice entrance by the way.
Shattered Dimensions Mysterio: Thank you. Did you like my little present I gave to that moose Lumpus?
Me: You're the one that threw that bowling ball!?
Shattered Dimensions Mysterio: Of course. Can't let Lumpus have all the fun. Most of it should be saved for me.
Me: So I see.
Shattered Dimensions Mysterio: And also I should thank you all for getting rid of 2099 Hobgoblin, the Noir Villains and Ultimate Carnage. I never liked those guys.
Me: That is one thing we can agree on. I HATED ALL three 5 of those douchebags.
Shattered Dimensions Mysterio: I agree too. And young Girl Jordan hated Carnage too. Congratulations destroying him.
Girl Jordan: Thanks.
Me: One thing is for sure though. These fragments of the tablet have given us one helluva challenge. It made many of Spiderman's major enemies more powerful than anything we faced.
Lola: Yeah they sure did.
Qin: I'll say!
Shattered Dimensions Mysterio: Indeed they have.
Ultimate Spiderman: The last fragment! You have it, don't you?!
Shattered Dimensions Mysterio: Indeed I do.
2099 Spiderman: Aw, shock. Don't tell me you used us to get the rest of the fragments for you!
Shattered Dimensions Mysterio: Without you all knowing it. At first, I thought of taking your mentor hostage. But then, I know you probably wouldn't have agreed to it if you knew I was out in the open.
Me: I had a feeling we would be used like this iin your dirty work! Quite frankly, I Knew this was your handiwork!
Noir Spiderman: You're diabolical, you know that?
Shattered Dimensions Mysterio: Thank you. Now, if you would kindly hand over the rest of the Tablet for me.
Demyx: Like we're gonna do that!
Me: Ha you think it's going to be easy don't you.
Shattered Dimensions Mysterio: (laughs) Oh, you don't have to do anything. The Tablet will decide for itself. I'm glad we got to have a nice little chat. Now the time has come!
He held out his fragment and the Tablet in Nico's hand started to get close to it.
Shattered Dimensions Mysterio: Why so worried? You probably have a plan for this, don't you?
Nico: Unfortunately, no!
Shattered Dimensions Mysterio: Too bad for you then! Check and mate!
The Tablet then reassembled itself in Mysterio's hands. Then he got highly immense power from the completed Tablet.
Me: WHOA! WHAT POWER!
Shattered Dimensions Mysterio: POWER! BEYOND THAT OF A GOD!
His body grows in frightening size as he starts glowing with godly mystical energy.
Shattered Dimensions Mysterio: THE WALLS OF REALITY CRUMBLE BEFORE ME! BUT WHY BE SO HASTY? IT'S ONLY FAIR I TEST MY NEW POWER OUT!
And in a blink of an eye, the super-sized Mysterio completely shatters the very fabric of this universe, transformed into a powerful god-like being with powers over reality itself. This entire universe is in ruins. Everything has crumbled away into floating debris. Almost nothing is left, save for us and Madame Web standing on top of the ruins of her apartment.
HE WAS AS BIG AS A KAIJU!
Madame Web: The web of reality – the tapestry of the universe – is unravelling!
Shattered Dimensions Mysterio: YES! A UNIVERSE TO REMAKE IN MY IMAGE! BUT TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE, I'LL MAKE SURE TO DESTROY YOU ALL! AND THEN, I WILL DEVOUR EVERY DIMENSIONS UNTIL ALL IS MYSTERIO!
King Kai: (in our heads) Don't worry. Me, Paradox, and Clockwork are ensuring that the rest of the universes are protected!
Me: (Telepathically) Thanks King Kai.
Nico: We got to stop him!
Me: Just because he played us for a bunch of fucking patsies doesn't mean we're going to give up! Right guys!?
All of us: RIGHT!
Madame Web: Our last chance! All of you, TOGETHER, are reality's only hope!
Shattered Dimensions Spiderman: No pressure, right?
Noir Spiderman: Got nothing better to do.
2099 Spiderman: I'm sure with all of us working together, there's no way we can lose! Mysterio doesn't know what he's up against!
Ultimate Spiderman (sarcastically): Yeah. I've always wanted to fight someone with the powers of a god.
Tarantulas: Not without us, you won't!
Me: We've come too far to give up!
Nico: And I already just devised a plan for it!
Maria: Really? What is it?
Nico: J.D. you teleport us to Glaren and then grow to his size and battle him and give a distraction. The rest of us will attack him all over.
Me: Right!
The entire universe has shattered. Multiple dimensions have been teared apart into pieces that are floating in a cosmic space of nothingness. The malevolent being behind the destruction of reality is the colossal Master of Illusions, Mysterio. He has gained godlike powers from the Tablet of Order and Chaos, turning him into an Arcane God of Destruction that wants nothing else but to destroy the multiverse and remake it in his image, and his image alone.
Shattered Dimensions Mysterio: I COMMAND REALITY ITSELF!
Noir Spiderman: You don't need to get a swelled head about it.
The hero that mocked the arcane god is none other than Spider-Man, but not the Spider-Man he is familiar with, but the Spider-Man from the Noir Universe. Standing together with his new friends and teammates, Jack Landors, Ace, Kairi Yano, and Keiichiro, Lupin, Sento, Legion Superman, Scott, Tracer, Animated Optimus, Live Action Optimus, Wataru, Jun, Connor, Zatch and Kiyo, Jason Jenkins and Kong, Ultimate Alliance Iron Man, Ness, and Jason James, they consist of the first of the last resistance against Mysterio if they hope to defeat him and save all the universes from his wrath.
Saix: This is the first step of your plan, right?
Nico It sure is! Alright, Noir Spidey. You and the others do what you do best and make sure he doesn't see you!
Noir Spiderman: Right.
I teleported us to Glaren and then I grew to his size and I was ready.
Me: Okay Bubblehead! Lets Rumble!
Shattered Dimensions Mysterio: Gladly!
He fired energy blasts at me and I dodged them and fired energy blasts and blasted him all over and they hit him and blasted him all over!
I teleported and punched him right in his face and slashed him with my sword.
Shattered Dimensions Mysterio: So you want a sword fight huh?
He formed a purple energy sword of darkness!
Me: Cool sword.
Shattered Dimensions Mysterio: Why thank you.
We then clashed!
Luan: What can we do? Sorry to say, but how can we hurt him? He's become a god. No joke.
Lucy Loud: He may have become a god, but that doesn't mean he's any smarter. Mysterio is not used to having this much power and decides to play with it like a child. For instance, he's still wearing that ridiculous helmet that's so obviously a weak spot. That's our goal, if we can reach him.
Shattered Dimensions Mysterio: WHERE ARE YOU, LITTLE SPIDER? IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HIDING LIKE A COWARD WITHOUT MAKING A PATHETIC JOKE! COME OUT AND FACE YOUR GOD!"
I kicked him!
Me: Less talking more fighting bubblebutt!
Noir Spiderman: That's it! Mysterio is not used to a Spider-Man that prefers to fight from the shadows. We can use that to our advantage as we get closer to attack his helmet.
Lana: Alright. Let's press the advantage without alerting him to our presence.
They agreed!
I clashed him and slashed him across his chest and punched him in the crotch and leg swept him and kicked him in the back and punched him down.
Nico: Boy J.D. is doing really well against him. For someone that's only half of Mysterio's power he is doing well.
Goku: He sure is Nico. I'm proud of J.D.
Nico: We all are Kakarot.
Team Noir starts making their move towards the gigantic Mysterio, zipping across several floating platforms when he's not shining his light on reality.
Noir Spiderman: Lana. Luan. Lucy. Thank you for everything. Not only is my world free from Osborn's reign of terror. But you three taught me a valuable lesson in teamwork, friendship, and trust.
Lucy: We're glad we could help you.
Luan: Yeah it was awesome.
Lana: It sure was.
POW! BLAM!
I punched him really hard!
Noir Spiderman: Damn! It's a good thing J.D.'s keeping him distracted or he would've spotted us by now!
Lucy Loud: No kidding.
I punched Mysterio in the stomach and kneed him hard.
I kneed him square in the crotch and punched his ball like a punching bag!
They winced seeing that!
DING!
I flipped and smashed his face in the helmet!
Nico: Whoa nice one.
Noir Spiderman and team used the shadows of the rocks and mountains of Glaren.
Shattered Dimensions Mysterio: YOU DARE TO DEFY ME? ME?! WHO HAS BECOME ONE WITH ALL OF CREATION?!
Blackarachnia: That sounds about right!
Shattered Dimensions Mysterio: WHA-?!
Just as Mysterio turn to the quip, his face got webbed by Spiderman Noir as he tries pulling him into their assault.
Noir Spiderman: (to Lana, Luan, and Lucy) You guys attack him now! But make sure phase 1 ends with a blow to his helmet!
Lucy: Right!
They fired waves of light, darkness and ice and blasted his helmet in a massive and powerful fiery explosion!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Mysterio screams in pain as he holds onto his cracked helmet. Mysterio falls into the void with Team Noir joining him for the ride.
Spidey Noir: Alright, Kid Spidey! Your team's up!
Zexion: Teach this version of Mysterio a lesson!
Ultimate Spiderman: With pleasure! Lets go!
Mysterio got up.
Shattered Dimensions Mysterio: By the way J.D. is it true that Paul had his own version of me in his Sinister 6?
Me: Every single word of it. Our prime universe version of you really was in his Sinister 6. Hired to kill us all.
Shattered Dimensions Mysterio: I see. I never liked that kid. He had a really nasty attitude problem. Neither did his brother Reggie. What a nasty punk.
Me: That's another thing we can agree on. We both hated that rotten egg Paul.
While falling into the ultimate version of Mysterio's new reality, Team Noir seemingly transform into the members of Team Ultimate, consisting of Ultimate Spider-Man, Lincoln, Tai Kamiya, Andros, Marcus Damon, Mikey Kudo, Emu, Michael, Leni, Jayden, Randy, Kermit, Rango, Tsukasa, Ikki and Vice, Lola, Shane, Dan, Kai, 2012 Leo, Kouta, and Artha as they all land on a floating platform surrounded by numerous floating debris, and of course, the gigantic Mysterio in front of them.
Ultimate Mysterio: BEHOLD…NOW THE TINIEST SPIDER OF ALL STANDS AGAINST ME WITH HIS MUSCLEBRAIN SIDEKICKS!
Ultimate Spiderman: Hey. I'm sensitive about my height, okay?
Leni: He's not that tiny, is he?
Lincoln: No, he's not, Leni.
Lola: We're smarter than we look, bubblehead!
Lincoln: Yeah!
Ultimate Spiderman: Lincoln. Leni. Lola. Thanks for everything. You guys helped me a lot about being a hero. And you made sure the Black Suit didn't take control of me.
Lincoln: It was our pleasure and your black suit is really awesome.
Leni: It like is totes amazing.
Lola: We all think so.
Ultimate Spiderman: I'm glad you think so. Lets do it.
Shattered Dimensions Mysterio: THERE IS NOTHING THAT I CANNOT SUMMON!
Mysterio uses his limitless energy to conjure up a horde of mindless purple creatures for them to play with.
Me: WHOA!
Lola: What are these, your dolls? They're not my type! (throws fireballs at them)
Leni: Is that the best you've got?
Ultimate Spiderman: Keep 'em coming! We can do this all day!
Lincoln: I'm just warming up!
They fired waves of lightning, fire and gravity and blasted the creatures.
Me: What kind of creatures were those you summoned?
Mysterio: They are called the Mindless Ones. They make good minions for me.
Me: Very interesting.
I kicked him in the stomach and knocked him down.
Ghuul: Heads up! He's up to something!
Shattered Dimensions Mysterio: I HAVE SOME OLD FRIENDS FOR YOU!
Mysterio then mystically sends out several purple orbs hovering over the platform, summoning purple copies of the various villains they have fought throughout our adventures as well as this one. Doppelgangers like Shattered Dimensions Juggernaut, Ivan Ooze, Paradigm, Cybertron Megatron, Nene, Void Queen, Xaviax, Ultimate Electro, Apocalymon, Furio, Kurata, Bagra, Kamen Rider Cronus, Nascour, 2099 Scorpion, Visser Three, Trakeena, Thorn (Kameo), Yost Dr. Doom, Kyouryu Greed, Him Z, 2099 Hobgoblin, Frax, Black Ghost, Peacekeeper, General, Swartz, Crocker and Burns, Ultimate Carnage, Lothor, Barodious, Captain Soto. 2012 Shredder, Kamen Rider Duke, Word Paynn, Noir Goblin, Mesogog, Zeno, Ramon De La Porta, Fold Nick Fury, Giygas, Stankfoot, Noir Hammerhead, Gruumm, General Deuce, Herlock Sholmes and Wilson, Evil Montana Max, Evolt, Legion Brainiac, Shattered Dimensions Kraven, Dai Shi, Adam Taurus, Emperor of the Darkest Yin, Scorm, Negataros, High Roller, Noir Vulture, Venjix, Junkrat and Roadhog, Animated Sentinel, Live Action Fallen, Kamen Rider Arc, Satoru, Ultimate Deadpool, Xandred, Sorcerer, Constantine Frog, Mayor Tortoise John, Apollo Geist, Giff, Z One, 2099 Doctor Octopus, Evox, Surd, Yost Apocalypse, Sagittarius Zodiarts, Nemesis, Shattered Dimensions Sandman, Diesel 10, Krytus, Count Nair, Minjo, Ark, and Onccalon!
WE GASPED!
ME: WHOA! All of our major enemies Ivan Ooze brought back and that all of us faced on our big missions!
Nico: Doppelgangers of them!
Me: The Real ones have been banished to the black gates!
Eli: Most of them anyway. Some of them are all in prison.
Vexen: These aren't real! They're clones created by Mysterio!
Lincoln shot lightning at Ultimate Electro, Leni clashed swords with Ultimate Deadpool, and Lola threw fireballs at Ultimate Carnage.
Me: You've been eying our adventures haven't you?
Shattered Dimensions Mysterio: In a way.
I punched him in the stomach and kicked him down with a drop kick.
He got back up and we clashed more!
Team Ultimate blasted the clones.
Evolt jumped to join Shattered Dimensions Mysterio and grew giant alongside him.
Me: Now I have a chance to set things right! Doppelganger or not!
I fired a wave of energy and chanted an incantation and separated Soichi Isurugi from him and then gave him to Nico. He was tired this time.
I then SLASHED EVOLT and blasted him down and kicked Mysterio down.
Nico: WHOA! Nice save J.D.!
Soichi Isurugi: (Weakly) Thank you.
Varie looked him over.
Varie: He's just exhausted. He'll be like this for a while.
Ultimate Spiderman: (Shattered Dimensions Mysterio laughs) What's so funny? See a reflection of your outfit?
Shattered Dimensions Mysterio: IMAGINE. ME BEING THREATENED BY AN ITSY BITSY SPIDER!
Ultimate Spiderman: (sarcastically) Yeah, that's hilarious.
Me: I'm not laughing Beck!
His spider-sense suddenly points him to look at the floating purple orbs that are summoning the villains.
Ultimate Spiderman: Why's my spider-sense pointing to those orbs? Wait, that's it! They must be linked to his power! If we destroy those, it might weaken him! Let's give it a shot!
Leni, Lola and Lincoln blasted the orbs with fire, gravity and lightning and blew them apart!
Tania: Nice! Now, keep going!
We were blasting the orbs and I kicked him in his helmet and bashed him down.
Nico then blasted the rest of the Doppelgangers.
Qin: Take that!
Shattered Dimensions Mysterio: THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! HOW COULD A SPIDER SO YOUNG HAVE SO MUCH POWER?!
Ultimate Spiderman: It's easy. You underestimated me. I may be small, but I'm still strong. And with this black suit, I'm the strongest spider in the multiverse!"
He fires his webbing onto his weakened helmet to be pulled.
Lincoln: (to Leni and Lola) Now's our chance!
Lincoln, Leni and Lola blasted the helmet and it exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
He was blasted down and in pain!
Shattered Dimensions Mysterio: ENOUGH! ALL OF YOU ARE BENEATH ME! I AM A GOD FOUL CREATURE! AND I WILL NOT BE BULLIED BY…
IO GABBED HIM AND SMASHED HIM ALL OVER LIKE HOW HULK DID TO LOKI!
SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!
Me: Puny god.
Hulk: (LAUGHS) YOU TELL PUNY GOD!
Nico: J.D. SMASH!
Me: (In my head) He lost 50% of his power. We're almost there!
Mysterio screams in greater pain than before as everyone starts falling into the abyss.
Ultimate Spiderman: Future Spidey, we're passing you the torch! Good luck!
Xigbar: FYI, this is gonna be freefalling entirely!
Nico: Nice!
2099 Spiderman: Lets do it!
Team Ultimate find themselves freefalling in the endless void while seemingly transforming into the heroes in Team 2099. Which are Miguel O Hara, Wes, Joe, Astro Boy, Marty, Sougo, Taro, Lily, Animorphs Jake, Leo Corbett, Kameo, Yost Reed, Eiji, Blossom Z, Lisa, Yusei, Devon, Juni, Yost Wolverine, Gentaro, and Gingka.
2099 Spiderman: Falling again! You know, standing on solid ground is so 2098.
Lily: But this is fun!
Kameo: It sure is!
Lisa Loud: Indeed it is!
I punched Mysterio and bashed him all over!
2099 Spiderman: Lori. Lily. Lisa. Thanks for everything. 2099 might not have been how you pictured the future. But I'm glad you guys came anyway. Thanks to you guys, Alchemax is now corruption free.
Lisa: It was all of our pleasure Miguel.
Lori: That was literally so fun and amazing.
Lily: Boy it sure was.
2099 Spiderman: You're not getting tired on us? Perhaps you haven't become a god after all.
Shattered Dimensions Mysterio: YOU DARE?! I WILL END YOU!
The arcane god throws a furious volley of energy blasts at the freefalling heroes, as they are doing everything in their ability to dodge his relentless attacks.
I deflected them back and blasted him all over!
Lori: That was literally close!
Lily: We won't catch up to him like this!
Lisa: Miguel, you're the fastest one here! We'll help you reach Mysterio!
2099 Spiderman: How so?
Lori: Watch this.
They flared up their energy and flew fast at him with incredible speed.
Hood Sickle: You guys are getting closer! Keep it up!
I provided more of a distraction and blasted him all over.
Then they got to his helmet and blasted him all over with wind, gears and water and energy and blasted him.
Shattered Dimensions Mysterio: HOW CAN THIS BE?! NO SPIDER-MAN CAN BE THIS FAST! NO ONE! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
Me: NOTHING is impossible!
2099 Spiderman: I thought you've learned by now not all Spider-Men are alike! Case in POINT!
Miguel webs up Mysterio's helmet so Lori, Lily, and Lisa can attack it once more.
They blasted and then there was a huge explosion!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
2099 Spiderman: Is this helping or hurting? I get the two mixed up. Oh whatever. OG Spidey! It's time for you to finish this!
Vanitas: Webhead, you help him too!
Amazing Spiderman: You got it!
Spiderman: Lets do it!
This is it. The final round. Team 2099 are falling into another bright section of Mysterio's twisted reality as they seemingly transformed to their best team: Team Amazing. Amazing Spider-Man lands first on a platform, distance from Mysterio, with Jason Lee Scott, Ripster, Dr. Nick, Shu, Zayto, Kit Taylor, Casey Rhodes, Ruby Rose, Ang Leung, Laval, Ryotaro Nogami, Lin Chung, Thomas the Tank Engine, Vert Wheeler, Right, Juru, Aruto, and Zixx meet him there.
Sour Sweet: I think it's time for an entrance!
Nico: Lets do it!
He crashed into the ground of Amazing Spiderman's universe and then the spirits of Spiderman came and they swirled around him and then converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
A massive explosion blasted off above him and and a phoenix cry was heard and then we came out and fired waves of energy and blasted Mysterio all over.
Nico: Take that!
Me: Had enough Beck? Or do you want some more?
Robo Blaze: I swear, Muller-lyer illusions are much more pleasant!
Shattered Dimensions Mysterio: WHAT!?
Qin: You heard us!
I fired waves of energy and blasted him all over the place.
Xenia: Yeah!
Lola: This will be fun!
I fired waves of energy and blasted him all over.
Mysteio summoned more purple creatures.
Pam: Keep summoning your minions! We'll just keep on beating them!
Eli blasted them all over.
Lazlo: Let me at that Stupid God Wannabe!
BAM BAM BAM BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM!
He bashed Mysterio all over the place.
Samson: SUCK ON THIS!
He threw a volleyball and it smashed his helmet.
Me: And this!
I threw a Heavy Bowling ball and it smashed him on his face!
KRABLAM!
Shattered Dimensions Mysterio: Oh, I get it! Because I did that earlier!
Me: Yep. That was still funny though. So now we're even.
Kevin (EENE): Top this goofball!
He fired a bowling ball bazooka and blasted him square in the crotch with devastating force!
KRABLANG!
MYSTERIO SCREAMED LIKE A LITTLE GIRL!
WE WINCED!
Dr. Light: Do you want to know something funny? The Prime you that was in Paul's Sinister 6 group wasn't even the real one. That was a robotic clone that was used to fake his own death!
Me: It's true!
Shattered Dimensions Mysterio: Very clever and crafty.
Lola: It sure was.
I fired waves of energy and blasted him.
Horsea spat ink at him.
Nico: YEAH!
Then Duskmon, Grumblemon, Ranamon, Arbormon, Mercurymon, Femme Fatale, Speed Demon, Robo Roxy, Mysterio and Copperhead came.
Nico: Duskmon, Grumblemon, Ranamon, Arbormon, Mercurymon, Femme Fatale, Speed Demon, Robo Roxy, Mysterio and Copperhead.
Shattered Dimensions Mysterio: Well who is that handsome devil?
Mysterio: I'm you from the prime universe.
Me: Yep.
Mysterio: Also, I would never tamper with a powerful artifact like this!
Shattered Dimensions Mysterio: Then you are a fool!
Duskmon: You're the fool here!
Grumblemon: And now, we're gonna teach you a lesson!
Me: In pain and torture!
Ranamon: (to Nico) We heard y'all fought Lumpus in the simulator.
Nico: We sure did.
Arbormon: Did you make him beg for mercy?
Me: Oh we got him REALLY MAD! And then we blasted him and then I ate him for lunch.
Arbormon: Nice.
Kagakuki came.
Me: Back for another round I see Kagakuki.
Kagakuki: Oh yeah I sure am because my art…
Me: Is an explosion. Yeah yeah yeah. We heard it a million fucking times.
Kagakuki: (to Taro) I see you're already morphed.
Taro: I was free falling.
Nico: He sure was.
We got the battles underway.
Jeri Katou, Shirley the Loon, Aslan (Narnia), Shishido, Samson the Lion, Sekhmet, Takato, Henry, Rika, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Ransack and Crumplezone VS Duskmon, Myotismon, Velgmon, Earnadramon, Phantom Blot, Universe 666 Scar, Universe 666 Makunga, Universe 666 Zira, and Universe 666 Kron - Nico's rescue in the Simulator and getting Lumpus to show his true nature and Haiku and Frosty Orange transforming
Duskmon was first.
Duskmon: (to Jeri) Nico's rescue in the Simulator involved getting Lumpus to show his true nature. And Haiku and Frosty Orange transforming.
Jeri Katou: It was really cool to see happen there.
Shirley the Loon: Like it sure truly was.
Applejack: The pranks they pulled were so funny and cool.
Apple Bloom: (LAUGHS) And the voice impressions they did were really funny.
Flashwing: J.D. and Nico imitated Lazlo, Lumpus and Raj. That was so funny. Lincoln did one for Patsy and that was cool.
Duskmon: (LAUGHS) That is really cool and clever. Lets do it!
Jeri flared up a lion aura and Duskmon flared and Hræsvelgr Aura. Jeri sang (They Long to Be) Close to You by The Carpenters and Duskmon sang Pick Up The Pieces by Average White Band. Jeri and group fired waves of earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.
Earth, Sea, Marina "Mermaid" Reagan, Callie Connellia - Sailor Cholganna, Jacqueline Tefnut, Sirena Cammecola, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Blitzwing and Astrotrain VS Grumblemon, Gigasmon, Golemon, Tortomon, Bluto, Aquafiend, Universe 666 Tyrian Callows, Minister Blizzard, and Maniac Toon - Us battling Another Grand Duke of Owls, Universe 666 Clockwerk, Owl Orphnoch, Owl Beast, Grand Duke's minions and Billy Numerous and they were the embodiments of the Owl and Gene Dopants
Grumblemon was next.
Grumblemon: (to Earth) Nico, Ben's team, Billy's team, and the others did good battling Another Grand Duke of Owls, Universe 666 Clockwerk, Owl Orphnoch, Owl Beast, Grand Duke's minions and Billy Numerous. They were the embodiments of the Owl and Gene Dopants
Earth: They sure were awesome to see. Everyone thought they both were cool.
Sea: Yeah no kidding there.
Fluttershy: I thought they had amazing abilities.
Tornado Bolt: Same here. They were cool.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Oh ja ja. They were cool.
Stealth Elf: I agree there myself.
Grumble: That is cool! Lets do it!
Earth flared up a planet Earth Aura and Grumblemon flared up a golem aura. Earth sang Laughter in the Rain by Neil Sedaka and Grumblemon sang Good Times by Chic. Earth and team fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and energy and smashed them down.
Stacy Bolton, Aria Blaze, Rundas, Ghor, Gandrayda, Alpha 5, John Bolton, Clint Bolton, Bobby Bolton, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Skull Man and Wave Man VS Ranamon, Calamaramon, Neptunemon, MegaSeadramon, Mz Ruby, 2021 Kraid, Super Zebesian, Stingrage, and Phantoon (Other M) - Lincoln's rescue in Morocco was battling Revenant Kitana
Ranamon was next.
Ranamon: (to Stacy) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Morocco. He battled Revenant Kitana
Stacy: He sure did and that was a really fun battle.
Aria Blaze: That was so fun to see.
Sunset Shimmer: Boy it sure was cool.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah no kidding there and it was fun.
Sunburn: You got that right.
Ranamon: Y'all really had fun on that one. Lets do it!
Stacy flared up a Megalodon Aura and Ranamon flared up a Kraken Aura. Stacy sang You Are Not Alone by Michael Jackson and Ranamon sang I'm in Heaven When you Kiss My by A Touch of Glass.
Stacy and group fired waves of lightning and fire and smashed them down.
Kari Kamiya, Fire, Spirit Elephant Ranger, Spirit Shark Ranger, Spirit Bat Ranger, Camille, Yolei, Mimi, Sora, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Tarantulas and Waspinator VS Arbormon, Cherrymon, Woodmon, Petaldramon, Bushroot, Elestomp, Shark Brothers, Batarax, and Dr. Mingo - Meeting Zellia Zexion
Arbormon was next.
Arbormon: (to Kari) I heard you guys met Zellia Zexion. (laughs) Both her names start with the letter Z!
Kari: Yeah she is awesome too. She is a powerful master of Illusions and is also the Keyblade Knight for the Enchanted Dominion, The World of Sleeping Beauty.
Fire: (Spanish Accent) She is a really strong and powerful one too.
Rarity: She most certainly is darlings.
Sweetie Belle: We all think she is awesome.
Gill Grunt: Yeah we sure do.
Arbormon: That is so cool. Lets do it!
Kari flared up an Angel Aura and Arbormon flared up a Dryad aura. Kari sang Working My Way Back To You by The Detroit Spinners and Arbormon sang Baba O'Riley by The Who. Kari and group fired waves of light, water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.
Davis Motomiya, Eria the Water Charmer, Kamen Rider Kenzan, Kamen Rider Slash, Kamen Rider Saber, Kamen Rider Blades, T.K., Matt, Tai, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Blackarachnia and Beast Wars Inferno VS Mercurymon, Sakkakumon, Machinedramon, Gigadramon, Evil Jewel Man, Scorpius Zodiarts, Cancer Zodiarts, Road Kamelot, and Canis Major Zodiarts - Our day at the Beach
Mercurymon was next.
Mercurymon: (to Davis) You guys went to the beach earlier. Did you have a nice time?
Davis: We sure did and it was so fun.
Eria: Everyone had a great time!
Pinkie Pie: It was an amazing and awesome party!
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) It was really fun and cool.
Featherweight: It sure was awesome.
Sprocket: It sure was cool.
Mercury: Glad you guys all had fun. Lets do it!
Davis flared up a Lightning Dragon Aura and Mercurymon flared up a Quicksilver Dragon aura and Davis sang Being With You by Smokey Robinson and Mercurymon sang Boogie Wonderland by Earth, Wind and Fire. Davis and group fired waves of lightning, metal and gears and smashed them down.
Yusei, Chuck Chicken, Masao Den, Peach, AncientTroiamon, Ryusei Sakuta, Jack Atlas, Chazz Princeton, Yuma Tsukumo, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Ghuul and Ri'Oha VS Mysterio, Electro, Hydro Man, Doctor Octopus, Tenaya 7, Melissa Bergman, Hitcher, Fire Women (Fantasia), and Nina Williams - Meeting the Embodiment of the JAKQ Rangers from 1977
Mysterio was next.
Mysterio: (to Yusei) You guys met the Embodiment of the JAKQ Rangers from 1977. And what Heartless robots can I use?
Yusei: How about Darkballs next?
Mysterio: Good choice.
Yusei: Also yeah her name is Jackie Arlene Kira Quintanilla and she is a really awesome casino gambler.
Chuck Chicken: She bankrupted an entire casino after winning all its money.
Starlight Glimmer: She is really that gifted and skilled.
Cozy Glow: I agree there too.
Hex: Yeah.
Mysterio: That is cool and it's amazing meeting my alt. self. Even those he is meaner than me. Lets do it!
Yusei flared up a Stardust Dragon aura and Mysterio flared up a Evil Eye aura. Yusei sang It's My Party by Dave Stewart & Barbara Gaskin and Mysterio sang Tiny Dancer by Elton John. Yusei and group fired waves of bones, skulls, lightning, blood, magic, stars and energy and smashed them down.
Akiza Izinski, Clara St. Clarice, Spectra, Cleo Di Nile, Frankie Stein, Lagoona Blue, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Luna (5D's), Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Tania and Valon VS Robo-Roxy, Robo-Blaze, Infernotron, Burnertron, Evil Clayface, Grem, Victor & Charlotte DeShayes, Caleb Quinn, and Chojuro Kon - SO MYSTERIO IS BEHIND ALL THIS!
Robo-Roxy was next.
Robo Roxy: (to Akiza) SO MYSTERIO IS BEHIND ALL THIS! He was biding his time until we had the rest of the fragments!
Akiza: I know! That was crazy!
Clara: But it was to be well expected! I had a feeling it was coming.
Rainbow Dash: I agree there too.
Scootaloo: Yeah no kidding.
Whirlwind: Yeah.
Robo-Roxy: That is crazy huh. Lets do it!
Akiza flared up a Rose Dragon aura and Robo-Roxy flared up a Rose Fairy Aura. Akiza sang Kiss from A Rose by Seal and Robo Roxy sang Baby, Baby by Amy Grant. Akiza and group fired waves of lightning, rainbows, wind and roses and smashed them down.
Tea Gardner, Lindsey, Owen, Bridgette, Noah, Izzy, Mai Valentine, Serenity Wheeler, Ishizu, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Hood Sickle and Cuckoo Clocker VS Copperhead, Solomon Grundy, Shade, Captain Boomerang, Usari, Obelisk, Old Iron Face, Watermelon Tourmaline, and Mad Giraffes - MYSTERIO IS HUGE!
Copperhead was next.
Copperhead: (to Tea) MYSTERIO IS HUGE! But you guys are gonna cut him down to size!
Tea: Yeah we sure are! J.D. is doing an amazing job battling him!
Lindsey: He sure is and it's amazing.
Twilight Sparkle: J.D. is providing an awesome distraction.
Starshine Sparkle: That is an awesome plan there.
Spyro: Believe it or not he actually expected this to happen with Mysterio.
Copperhead: So I heard. Lets do it!
Tea flared up a fairy aura and Copperhead flared up a Basilisk Aura. Tea sang What is Love? By Haddaway. Copperhead sang No Scrubs by TLC. Tea and group fired waves of magic and energy and smashed them down.
Jaden, Reggie McDonald, Elemental HERO Dark Neos, Elemental HERO Flare Neos, Elemental HERO Aqua Neos, Elemental HERO Glow Neos, Chazz, Syrus, Bastion, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Sour Sweet and Sunny Flare VS Speed Demon, Evil Turbo Man, Evil Charge Man, Evil Quick Man, Reverse Flash, Wolf Undead, Giraffa Undead, Plant Undead, and Elephant Undead - Mysterio got REALITY WARPING POWERS AND WE'RE GOING TO MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T USE THEM
Speed Demon was next.
Speed Demon: (to Jaden) Mysterio got REALITY WARPING POWERS. YOU GUYS NEED TO MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T USE THEM TO DESTROY THE REST OF REALITY!
Jaden: Hey it's cool. Trust me. We're not going to let him do so.
Reggie McDonnald: That is for sure.
Princess Celestia: But this is really fun and awesome.
King Solar: Boy it sure is.
Solar Eclipsa: I agree there.
Amber Morning: Boy what a battle.
Spotlight: I agree there too.
Speed Demon: I think it's so awesome myself. Lets do it!
Jaden flared up an Elemental HERO Aura and Speed Demon flared up a Cheetah aura. Jaden sang Ashes to Ashes by David Bowie and Speed Demon sang Close to You by Burt Bacharach and Hal David. Jaden and group fired waves of light and smashed them down.
Alexis, Sasame Fuma, Karura, Mikoto Uchiha, Mebuki Haruno, Hina Hyūga, Mindy, Jasmine, Blair, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Pam and Crimson VS Femme Fatale, Madam Argentina, Peltra, 2016 Morbucks, Evil Flare Woman, Metal Alice, Big Burpa, Princess Archerina, and Katherine (Catherine) - Mysterio is going to jail!
Femme Fatale was next.
Femme Fatale: (to Alexis) Mysterio is going to jail! I like our Mysterio more.
Alexis: I do too. He has much more honor than this one.
Sasame: But J.D. and this one ware having a good talk too.
Princess Luna: They sure are. And as a bonus victory, J.D. resurrected Soichi.
Moondust: Thank goodness for that. We lost Soichi before and now we have him back.
Snowdrop: That was amazing that this Mysterio summoned doppelgangers of many of our biggest major enemies. He summoned Evolt and J.D. used that to his advantage and brought him back to life.
Gari: That was so awesome.
Blackout: It sure was.
Femme Fatale: No kidding. I'm glad he is back. Lets do it!
Alexis flared up a White Night Dragon Aura and Femme Fatale flared up a Hera Aura. Alexis sang Together We Are Beautiful by Fern Kinney and Femme Fatale sang Lady Marmalade by Labelle. Alexis and group fired waves of blue fire and darkness and smashed them down.
Donbrothers, Megaforce Rangers, Revice Riders, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Kagakuki
Kagakuki was next.
Kagakuki: Boy J.D. is doing a really awesome job there.
Nico: He sure is.
May: I'll say!
Kagakuki: I agree too. Lets do it!
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Thrashers of Shattered Dimensions Mysterio, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the symbol of the Tablet of Order and Chaos etched on the 7'5" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades and blessed by the powers of Heaven, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels.
Nico teleported back with them.
Nico: Lets get him!
Donbrothers: AVATAR CHANGE!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! PEACH MOUNTAIN SHOGUNS!
Revice Riders: HENSHIN!
They all transformed!
Jiro: Able bodied and dragon-muscled! DON DRAGOKU! ドンドラゴクウ
Dangerous Jiro: And DON TORABOLT! トラボルト
Shinichi: Bidding farewell to the transient world… SARU BROTHER! サルブラザー
Haruka: The manga master… ONI SISTER! オニシスター
Tsubasa: The fastest get away alive! INU BROTHER! イヌブラザー
Tsuyoshi: One faithful pheasant! KIJI BROTHER! キジブラザー
Taro: Born from a Peach! DON MOMOTARO! ドンモモタロウ
(FIREWORKS GO OFF)
Taro: HAHAHAHAHA! Avataro Sentai!
All: Donbrothers!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted off behind them and they were all ready!
Nico: OH YEAH! Now lets make this festive!
Taro: DONBROTHERS FESTIVAL BURST!
They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all formed into an amazing dragon and then it slammed into Kagakuki and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: Oh yeah! Kagakuki you have failed this world!
Donbrothers: Demon Elimination Complete. All's Well that Ends Well.
Troy: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win
We regrouped.
Troy: Not bad for a final boss.
Tsukasa: But now, we end this!
Kamen Ride: Don Momotaro!
Kamen Ride: Saru Brother!
Kamen Ride: Oni Sister!
Kamen Ride: Inu Brother!
Kamen Ride: Kiji Brother!
Kamen Ride: Don Torabolt.
Kamen Ride: Don Doragoku!
Tsukasa turned into Don Momotaro and Daiki summoned clones of the Donbrothers.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! PEACH MOUNTAIN SHOGUNS!
They turned into the Donbrothers too!
Maria: And this too! (TURNS DIAL) REX X FORCE!
She summoned Red X, Burnertron, Evil Kirby, Shear, Sushi World and Teruteru Hanamura!
Me: YEAH!
Shattered Dimensions Mysterio: Which side are you going to fight me for!?
Me: The side that kicks your twisted fucking ass!
We went at him and bashed and pulverized him all over the place with incredible force and fury!
Shatterd Dimensions Spiderman: Laney. Luna. Lynn. Thanks for everything. You guys didn't have to help me on my world. But you did anyway. I'll always be gratetful for that.
Laney: It was our pleasure.
Luna: It was really fun dudes.
Lynn: Yep.
We bashed and pulverized Mysterio.
Yusei, Akiza, Tailgate and Cybertron Ransack used the Earth and Velocitron Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Tailgate's weapons and Akiza and Yusei's powers 100-fold and turned Ransack's seat into a blaster.
Cybertron Ransack and Yusei: SPEEDING STARDUST BLAST!
Akiza and Tailgate: FURIOUS ROSE FIRESTORM!
Sun of Crystal and Xion and Evil Xion: SUN CRYSTAL BLAST!
Slime of Revival Jam and Evil Roxas: LIGHT SLIME BURST!
Thunder and Fire of Volcana and Larxene: THUNDERSTRIKE FIRE BLAST!
Plants and Nature of Layla Williams and Marluxia: PLANT FURY FORCE!
Honor of Jared and Time and Luxord: TIME HONOR BLAST!
Guardian of Water of Candrakar and Demyx: WATER OF SPACE BLAST!
Xenoblade of Fire and Axel: FIRE BLADE INFERNO!
Moonlight Kaiju Queen and Saix: MOONLIGHT KAIJU MEGABLAST!
Illusions of Nature of Roxy and Zexion: ILLUSIONS OF NATURE BLAST!
Wind and Earth of Wendy Marvel and Lexaeus: WIND AND EARTH ROCKSLIDE!
Ice and Snow of Lana and Vexen: ICE AND SNOW FREEZE WAVE!
Primal Wind of Beast Boy and Xaldin: WIND OF THE PRIMAL BLAST!
Stars and Swords of Erza and Xigbar: STARS AND SWORDS OF SPACE BLAST!
Darkness of Valmorg and Universe 666 Xemnas: DARKNESS OF VALMORG BLAST!
Rainbow Neos Colors and Universe 666 Anti-Aqua: RAINBOW PRISM BLAST!
Kanan the Swordmistress and Universe 666 Ansem: SWORDS OF SPACE AND DARKNESS!
Spiders of Darkness and Vanitas: SPIDERS OF DARKNESS BLAST!
Elements of the 14 Suns and Dark Riku: 14 SUNS OF THE ELEMENTS BARRAGE!
Keys of Light from Sora and Robo Blaze: LIGHT KEYS BLAST!
Keys of Light from Kairi and Dr. Light: LIGHT KEYS SHINE BLAST!
Twilight Sparkle, Thunder Sparkle, Starburst, Night Light Jr, Nyx Midnight, Scarlet Genie, Zeta "Silver" Telekinetic, Sparkle Girl, Love Charm, Tinker Sparks, Starbeam Glitter, Starshine Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Cadance, Princess Amore, Flurry Heart, Lilly Crystal, Cloud Star, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Sweetie Drops/Bon Bon, Donut Joe, Spike the Dragon, Shining Armor, Tempest Shadow, Swift Foot, Gallus the Griffin, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, Rai, Sena and Joe Shimamura: MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Twilight Sparkle, me, Nico, Eli, Spiderman, Loud Kids, Yusei Fudo and Qin: MAGIC OF SPIDERS AND ELEMENTS MEGABLAST!
We fired a massive wave of energy and elements.
Lincoln: ILLUSION ELEMENT STYLE: MULLER-LYER!
Entrapta: ILLUSION LIGHTNING STYLE: EBBINGHAUS!
Perfuma: ILLUSION NATURE STYLE: ZÖLLNER!
Frosta: ILLUSION ICE STYLE: CAFÉ WALL!
Shantae: ILLUSION MAGIC STYLE: PONZO!
Akko: ILLUSION STAR STYLE: HERING!
They fired waves of elements and they formed into said illusions.
Lincoln and his harem: ILLUSION FINAL SMASH: ILLUSION BLAST!
They fired explosive illusions!
The blasts all hit him and exploded on contact!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Shattered Dimensions Spiderman webs up Shattered Dimensions Mysterio's helmet.
Shattered Dimensions Mysterio: NOOO! NO! STOP! I'LL GIVE YOU THE TABLET! I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT!
Shattered Dimensions Spiderman: In that case, I want you to go to jail! (to Laney, Luna, and Lynn) You guys wanna finish this?
Me: How do we know this isn't a trick? I may be a warrior but even I am not that gullible.
Laney, Luna and Lynn fired waves of leaves, water and lava and blasted him and destroyed his helmet!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
The energy Mysterio had absorbed from the Tablet slowly leaves him as his body glows and shrinks back to his normal size. Without the Tablet, Mysterio is back to being a normal stage magician that relies on illusions and tricks, too weakened to do anything while he lies on the ground at Team Amazing's mercy. Though his helmet is severely cracked and is completely outmatched and outnumbered, Mysterio still tries to scurry like the pathetic villain he is to the Tablet that's lying on the ground.
Shattered Dimensions Mysterio: WAIT! Wait, the Tablet! Oh, it could still be mine! It could still-!
Shattered Dimensions Spiderman: (puts his foot down on the Tablet) Some guys never learn. And, uh…speaking of learning. You should learn how to count! Something tells me you're outnumbered. (throws him to his other counterparts) Gentlemen?
POW!
Noir Spiderman: (punches Mysterio over to Ultimate Spidey) I really hate this fella!
KROW!
Ultimate Spiderman: (kicks him over to 2099 Spiderman) Aww, c'mon, he's a blast to kick in the face.
2099 Spiderman: Pal, you got…
KRABAM!
That light disappeared as quickly as it appeared with the entire multiverse repaired from Mysterio's rampage. All the teams found themselves assembled in Madame Web's restored apartment with the old psychic lady back in her spider-chair feeling much better now that the universe is saved.
Me: He got his ass kicked!
We had him tied up.
Me: He should get the black gates for this.
Shattered Dimensions Spiderman: You're such a sore loser, Quinton, well, don't worry, the cops have kept your cell nice and warm.
Shattered Dimension Spiderman handed Shattered Dimensions Mysterio over to the cops who then proceed to take him straight to jail.
Nico: WHEW! That was a really tough fourteen day streak, but we did it, we got The Tablet of Order and Chaos back, beat Shattered Dimensions Mysterio, and saved the fabric of time and space from that egomaniac.
Lincoln: Now, there's one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: that egomaniacal powerhungry God Wannabe, Heaven Ascension Dio.
?: I shall destroy you all, Team Loud Phoenix Storm, and I shall rule over the Earth!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier infused with absorption energy that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of ice blasts that came out of nowhere and they hit the barrier, but the ice energy volley was absorbed into us and we became even stronger than ever.
Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking that scent from anywhere, come on out, Heaven Ascension Dio, or I will force you out!
A figure came out, and it's none other than Heaven Ascension Dio, the god-like figure and alternate version of Dio Brando.
Lincoln: You just don't even know when to quit, do you, Dio. No matter how many centuries pass or in any other reality, you still remain the same: you're still a powerhungry God wannabe who turned himself into a vampire to gain immortality centuries ago, and you desired to rule the world, you make me sick as always!
Heaven Ascension Dio: YOU DARE TO SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT?! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM?!
Celestia Eatos: Clearly, we do, and you're no God, Dio Brando.
Nico: Oh! Oh man, now that's got to sting!
Me: Perfect for someone like him!
Suddenly, Celestia Eatos' neon green eyes turned neon green and she was surrounded by a rainbow energy aura with stars, fire, darkness, wind, earth, water, light, Guardian Duel Monsters, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered Celestial Sword - Eatos from her hip, and as she approached Heaven Ascension Dio, she left rainbow energy, stars, fire, darkness, wind, earth, water, light, Guardian Duel Monsters, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Celestia Eatos: Everything that Lincoln said about is indeed true, no matter in any different reality or in a different universe, you're nothing more than a powerhungry God wannabe who turned himself into a vampire to gain immortality centuries ago, and you desired to rule the world, as always, you make me sick, Dio Brando. Dealing with our world's version of you wasn't bad enough, now to find out there's you?! That's one too many, and for that, we'll bring your desire for world domination to a permanent end once and for all!
Suddenly, Celestia Eatos was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow energy with stars, fire, darkness, wind, earth, water, and light surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes, angels, and the Guardian Duel Monsters flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a neon green phoenix with red eyes glaring at Heaven Ascension Dio: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Celestia Eatos emerged, but she was changed forever.
Celestia Eatos grew to 7'9" in height, she has the body of a goddess, she has rainbow highlights in the bangs of her long neon green hair and large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon green eyes and a rainbow energy aura with stars, fire, earth, water, light, wind, darkness, phoenixes, angels, and The Guardian Duel Monsters, she has The Guardian Duel Monsters surrounding the Guardian Kanji emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, she has on phoenix earrings with rainbow gems for eyes and holding the Fire, Earth, Water, Light, Wind, Dark, Star, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has The Guardian Duel Monsters with rainbow gems for eyes and holding the Fire, Earth, Water, Light, Wind, Dark, Star, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her rainbow phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony for the second pendant along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with rainbow crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and rainbow gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Celestia Eatos has on a sleeveless pink vest, sleeveless pink crop top, pink skirt with the Butterfly Dagger holstered on her right hip, pink stockings, purple legwarmers, purple sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with fire, earth, water, light, wind, darkness, phoenixes, angels, and The Guardian Duel Monsters on the coattails and on the back are The Guardian Duel Monsters surrounded by stars, fire, water, earth, wind, light, and darkness. Suddenly, Celestia Eatos felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive rainbow angel wings with aurora tips on the rainbow feathers grew much bigger for her new body, and she now has eleven massive and long neon green wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with neon green gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger, and Stone of Gelel embedded in the back of her left hand.
Suddenly, Celestia Eatos' Celestial Sword and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow energy, stars, fire, earth, water, light, wind, darkness, phoenixes, angels, and The Guardian Duel Monsters, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Celestia Eatos' Elemental Guardian Duel Monsters Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Elemental Guardian Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded rainbow gems and The Guardian Monsters etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged pink blade, large green phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large rainbow gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four green phoenix heads with rainbow gems for eyes and large pink phoenix head with rainbow gems for eyes and a large rainbow gem in its mouth on the bottom of the green phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her new brand-new large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with rainbow gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the large gold Bracer, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Guardian Eatos' head with rainbow gems for eyes and a large rainbow gem inside its open mouth for the belt buckle and gold versions of the other Guardian Duel Monsters with rainbow gems for eyes and rainbow gems in their mouths around the belt, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a rainbow kanji below The Guardian Duel Monsters that said, "Celestia Eatos, Gene-Slammer of The Guardian Duel Monsters, Powerful Master of The Celestial Sword and Butterfly Dagger, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Bullies, Destroyer of Heaven Ascension Dio, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Fire, Earth, Water, Wind, Light, Darkness, The Stars, and The Guardian Duel Monsters"
セレスティア・イートス、ガーディアン・デュエルモンスターズのジーン・スラマー、天空の剣と蝶の短剣の強力な達人、愛する守護天使でリンカーンの将来の妻であるラウド、いじめっ子の軽蔑者、天国の破壊者アセンション・ディオ、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情と要素の力のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲイツ、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者にして殺戮者邪悪で、錯乱し、殺人的で、無慈悲で、サディスティックなろくでなし、素晴らしく強力な教師の素晴らしく強力な生徒、そして火、土、水、風、光、闇、星、そしてガーディアンデュエルモンスターのマスター
Suddenly, Celestia Eatos' immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!
Celestia Eatos has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-GUARDIAN DUEL MONSTERS-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE CELESTIAL SIX ELEMENTAL GUARDIAN DUEL MONSTERS GODDESS PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE CELESTIAL SIX ELEMENTAL GUARDIAN DUEL MONSTERS GODDESS PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE CELESTIAL SIX ELEMENTAL GUARDIAN DUEL MONSTERS GODDESS PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Celestia Eatos' Super Angel-Guardian Duel Monsters-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, but when Heaven Ascension Dio saw it, he fell into a rage and fired a blast of ice to kill her, but Celestia Eatos fired a massive and powerful barrage of rainbow energy, stars, fire, earth, water, light, wind, darkness, phoenixes, angels, and The Guardian Duel Monsters which hits Heaven Ascension Dio, and exploded with incredible power, he got back up, and he was now pissed off.
Serena Elma: (GASPS) Oh, no way, did Celestia just...?!
Lincoln: She did, Serena, Celestia Eatos has transformed into her Super Angel-Guardian Duel Monsters-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and she really pissed off that god-like vampire now! Now, blood's about to be spilled.
Celestia Eatos: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Celestial Six Elemental Guardian Duel Monsters Goddess Phoenix Angel and Divine Celestial Six Elemental Guardian Duel Monsters Goddess Phoenix Angel Love) And we'll be rid of every single trace of Dio Brando permanently, let's get him, Linky.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Celestia Eatos.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You've caused more than enough trouble to last a couple of centuries, Dio Brando, and now, I'll make sure that not a single trace of you ever remains in this world! And this time, I'll make sure you never rise again!
Celestia Eatos and Lincoln went after Heaven Ascension Dio, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spiders, whales, monkeys, hummingbirds, lizards, giants, condors, cats, llamas, dogs, snakes, spirals, wings, snakes, trees, crocodiles, herons, fish, dark dragons, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Damned Souls, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Ghouls, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Yetis, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Heaven Ascension Dio and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his gold claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Celestia Eatos also attack him with some powerful punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they smashed him all over with their immense and extremely powerful superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really really driving Heaven Ascension Dio even madder than ever!
Heaven Ascension Dio: YOU WORTHLESS HUMANS! I WILL KILL YOU ALL!
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You can't kill us, Dio, we're immortal and invincible, and we're also The Champions of The Gods. But, you, you're no God, you're nothing more than a powerhungry god wannabe who sacrificed his own humanity and desires world domination. There is no place for you in this world or the next.
Lincoln ran with superhuman speed and he stabbed Heaven Ascension Dio in the chest with one of his tails' tips that he turned into Cell's stinger, and then, Lincoln began absorbing Heaven Ascension Dio who couldn't fight back, and as Lincoln was absorbing him and growing even stronger, he was also assimilating all of Heaven Ascension Dio's powers such as, his high intellect, expertise in psychology, manipulation, extensive knowledge of law, charisma, deception, leadership, endless craving for knowledge, hand-to-hand combat prowess, expertise in boxing, and knifemanship as a human, and as a vampire, all abilities he had as a human amplified such as superhuman strength, superhuman resilience, superhuman endurance, superhuman speed, superhuman dexterity, regeneration, ability to stick to any surface, ability to shoot high-pressured liquid from his eyes, cyrokinesis, hypnosis, necromancy, teleportation, ability to convert victims into zombie minions, ability to convert people into vampires, ability to create Flesh Buds, levitation, superhuman senses, and precision, and he also assimilated and absorbed his Stand, The World Over Heaven: and its' ability to freeze time, reflecting and rewriting attacks, corrupting minds, and warping reality.
Then, as soon as Lincoln was done absorbing Heaven Ascension Dio, all that was left were his clothes and jewelry and the stinger changed back, and then, an energy card with Heaven Ascension Dio's drained soul appeared in Lincoln's left hand, and he sent Heaven Ascension Dio to The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly for what Celestia Eatos and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down, and Celestia Eatos' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long neon green wolf tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, and massive neon green angel wings are permanent.
Celestia Eatos: Burn in The Black Gates forever, you powerhungry bastard. Thank you for helping me get rid of Heaven Ascension Dio forever, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Celestia.
Suddenly, Celestia Eatos wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Celestia Eatos' face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and The Guardian Duel Monsters flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Celestia Eatos sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Lincoln: Okay, now I can finally say this: Dio Brando, you have failed this entire universe! Now, burn in The Black Gates forever, you worthless piece of crap!
Nicole: That's telling 'em, Lincoln. Of all the worst vampires who've ever plagued the world, Dio Brando was the worst, in a way, he's just like Deacon Frost!
Me: Now, that I was about to say, Nicole, those two are both pieces of shit! So, Lincoln, who's the next Keyblade Knight we're meeting tomorrow?
Lincoln: I've got two really good ones and it's another two for the Embodiments of Organization XIII: Vina Vexen, Keyblade Knight of Arendelle and Embodiment of Vexen, The Chilly Academic of The 5 Winters and Lorelei Lexeaus, Keyblade Knight of Beast's Castle and Embodiment of Lexeaus, The Taciturn Stalwart of The 4 Earthquakes.
Sora: Oh man, no way, we haven't seen them in years.
Roxas: It sure has been years since we last saw them.
Michelle Emperyous: And I knew you'd pick them, Lincoln, and you guys will love meeting them as well, Vina Vexen is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a Keyblader with the powers of ice and she's the intelligent academic of The Keyblade Knights and Organization XIII Embodiments and she's a very good friend of Princesses Anna and Elsa and all their friends, and she absolutely hates that powerhungry mongrel, Hans, with a very bloody vengeance so much so she wants nothing more than to kill him and leave him to die in the snow, and Vina also harbors a very nasty hatred towards ALL THE MEMBERS of Organization XIII especially Vexen and she wants to make sure he and the rest of them pay for their crimes. She is also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi, Eli, Cid, Namine, Roxas, Xion, Yuffie, Leon, Aerith, and all their friends on all worlds including Sora's mother and is a very awesome sister to Aqua and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.
Lana: Whoa, I remember her, and I never knew she was Vexen's Embodiment!
Selene Emperyous: That really caught you off guard, and it's a coincident that you have Vexen as your archenemy, Lana, and Even is part of The Redemption Squad.
Laney Emperyous: That's right. And Lorelai Lexeaus is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a Keyblader with the powers of earth and she's the collected and superhuman strong powerhouse of The Keyblade Knights and Organization XIII Embodiments and she's a very good friend of Beast, Belle, and all their friends, and she absolutely hates that chauvinist pig, Gaston, with a very bloody vengeance so much so she wants nothing more than to kill him and leave him to die in the snow, and Lorelai also harbors a very nasty hatred towards ALL THE MEMBERS of Organization XIII except for Lexeaus and she wants to make sure that the rest of them pay for their crimes. She is also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi, Eli, Cid, Namine, Roxas, Xion, Yuffie, Leon, Aerith, and all their friends on all worlds including Sora's mother and is a very awesome sister to Aqua and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.
Me: Hey, I remembered feeling some earthquakes years ago, so those were...?
Vorya Emperyous: Lorelai Lexeaus giving Lincoln's enemies a brutal thrashing? Yep, that's right.
Nico: Wow, she's really strong!
Lincoln: Well, she was born with superhuman strength and her superhuman strength outclasses Lynn's superhuman strength.
Nico: Damn, I hate to see the mug getting into a rumble with her!
Rachel Emperyous: Yeah, any who get into a rumble with her spends a month in the hospital and in a coma.
Lynn: Which is why I never dare attack her. Those last attacks by her years ago landed me in a full-body cast for two months.
Soon, we were getting ready for bed.
Me: Oh man, here we go.
Nico: Yep. Another wild lovemaking night.
Lincoln: A bet's a bet, so as men, we've got to fulfill our end of the bet.
Ace Bunny: That's true.
Madame Web: Well done, brave heroes! The walls of reality are rebuilding themselves. Together you have saved an untold number of dimensions. These universes owe you a collective debt of gratitude.
Mercurymon: It was our pleasure!
Me: We're glad we were able to do it.
Shattered Dimensions Spiderman: We couldn't have done it without you fellas. Well…maybe I could've.
Noir Spiderman: Perhaps someday we'll work together again.
2099 Spiderman: We certainly make a spectacular team.
Ultimate Spiderman: The Fantastic Four! Or the Spider-Men! Spider-Mans? Spiders-Man. No, uh, Quad-Spiders and their amazing friends
Femme Fetale: Keep trying, kid.
Madame Web: The other Spider-Men must all return to their own dimensions.
Speed Demon: But they're now part of the team and can visit us anytime.
Ultimate Spiderman: See you later, new friends, and older and less cool versions of me.
2099 Spiderman: Old? Hey, I'm from the future. To me, all you guys are ancient history!
Noir Spidey: Good to know there IS a future. And people like you to carry on the good fight.
Ultimate Spiderman: Word.
Shattered Dimensions Spiderman: C'mon, Misty. Time to drop you off at Super-Villain Day Care.
Robo Roxy: Alright. But he's staying locked up in the local jail.
Engineer: I'll help make some devices to keep him locked up.
Copperhead: Good thinking.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: Now Mysterio will never cause trouble again. Great job everyone.
Lola: Yeah.
Spiderman: (To the viewers) Boy this was an awesome series of adventures!
Qin: It sure was.
Nico: Lets go home.
Madame Web: Thank you, Team Loud Phoenix Storm. For your part in saving our worlds from utmost destruction. And thank you, Spider-Man. You should be proud to know your legacy is being upheld across time and space.
Spiderman: I can't answer this since I'm the prime version. But what are your thoughts on those other mees?
Shattered Dimensions Spiderman: those guys were all right, but you have to admit…
Noir Spiderman: (jumps off a rooftop building) …with four different Spider-Men…
Ultimate Spiderman: (sticking onto the wall of a building) …the one thing I know for sure…
2099 Spiderman: (spins a webline out to swing on) …out of all of 'em…
Across the web of reality, the four Spider-Men swing through the skies of their respective cities in the exact same style at the exact same time, as they all shout what they know is the truth about themselves
All 4 Spideys: I'M THE BEST!
ALL THE SPIDERMEN ARE THE BEST!
And as soon as me, Nico, Lincoln, and Ace Bunny stepped into our rooms, Lincoln, Nico, and I saw our harems waiting for us in our rooms all dressed in smoking hot bras and panties lying on three super extra-extra-extra large beds fit for an expanding harem and Ace saw Lexi lying on a king-sized bed.
When Lincoln saw his harem, he had a really bright atomic red blush on his face, his deep sapphire eyes turned deep red with fiery passion, and his nose was bleeding: he was dumbstruck by the sight of his harem, and when Nico saw his harem, he had a really bright atomic red blush on his face, his blue eyes turned deep red with fiery passion, and his nose was bleeding: he was dumbstruck by the sight of his harem, and when I saw my harem, I had a really bright atomic red blush on his face, my rainbow eyes turned deeper with fiery passion, and my nose was bleeding: I was dumbstruck by the sight of his harem.
And when Ace Bunny saw Lexi, he had a really bright atomic red blush on his face, his deep sapphire eyes turned deep red with fiery passion, and his nose was bleeding: he was dumbstruck by the sight of her.
Girl Jordan, Varie, May, and Lexi Bunny: (Seductive Voice) Like what you see, big boy?
Lincoln, Me, Nico, and Ace Bunny: (In Heaven) Oh yeah.
Lily the Mermaid walked seductively up to Lincoln, Varie walked seductively up to me, May walked seductively up to Nico, and Lexi Bunny walked seductively up to Ace Bunny.
Lily the Mermaid: (Seductive Voice and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) Hope you're ready for four weeks of intense lovemaking.
Varie: (Seductive Voice and rubs her hands on my massive pecs) Cause trust us, it's going to be wild.
May: (Seductive Voice and rubs her hands on Nico's massive pecs) And it's going to be intense.
Lexi Bunny: (Seductive Voice and rubs her hands on Ace Bunny's massive pecs) Hope you're ready for a wild ride!
Lincoln, me, Nico, and Ace Bunny: Whoa, mama.
Lily the Mermaid and the rest of Lincoln's harem guided Lincoln into his room and onto the super extra-extra-extra large bed fit for Lincoln and his ever expanding harem, and Lily the Mermaid closed and locked the door and the barrier activated.
Varie and the rest of my harem guided me into my room and onto the super extra-extra-extra large bed fit for me and my ever expanding harem, and Varie closed and locked the door and the barrier activated.
May and the rest of Nico's harem guided Nico into his room and onto the super extra-extra-extra large bed fit for Nico and his ever expanding harem, and May closed and locked the door and the barrier activated.
And Lexi Bunny guided Ace Bunny into his room and onto the super extra-extra-extra large bed fit for him and Lexi, and Lexi Bunny closed and locked the door and the barrier activated.
We were in for another night of wild lovemaking as part of Lincoln's bet that we'd be at this for four weeks.
THE END
Another awesome saga complete!
Boy this was an awesome saga! I never played Spiderman Shattered Dimensions before but this was an epic saga for it! We walked through the entire game for it in 14 chapters! It was so fun!
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For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Scott, Firecracker Burst, Sougo, Jaime Marchesano, Akira Shinmei and Jolyne Cujoh as well as Multiple Man, Star Creature, Sumo Wrestler Army, Dark Kamen Rider Drive, Land Pollution Vice Minister Hiramechimedes and Hydra (Hercules) and we're going into the simulator to Paris and we're going to battle Lila Rossi and have Hawk Moth join the M.O.E. After we do some heavy duty convincing on him. Also Persephone and Supernova Zap are going to transform against Lila and we're going to send that lying conniving monster to the Black Gates and not have a repeat of letting her live because of our code. Also we're going to battle Brachiosaurus Deadman, Universe 666 Sharptooth, Sharptooth Swimmer (Land Before Time IX), Browridge Sharptooth (Land Before Time VI), Plated Sharptooth (Land Before Time V), Sailback Sharptooth (Land Before Time XII), Horned Sharptooth (Land Before Time XIV), Star Creature and Multiple Man. Also we're going to meet a Fire Man Gene-slammer named Felicia Fire. She is a hot one.
For tomorrow, the match-up scene is for Irena Steelswarm, Gene-Slammer of The Steelswarm Monsters, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Zarok, the medieval evil sorcerer hellbent on taking over the realm with an army of undead and other ghoulish creatures and main antagonist of the videogame MediEvil.
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Lanzhou, China, and we're going to face the third of Quan Chi's revenants: the Revenant version of Kung Lao, and we're going to break Quan Chi's spell and free him. And we're going to meet the next two Keyblade Knights and Organization XIII Embodiments: the first is Vina Vexen, Keyblade Knight of Arendelle and Embodiment of Vexen, The Chilly Academic of The 5 Winters, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a Keyblader with the powers of ice and she's the intelligent academic of The Keyblade Knights and Organization XIII Embodiments and she's a very good friend of Princesses Anna and Elsa and all their friends, and she absolutely hates that powerhungry mongrel, Hans, with a very bloody vengeance so much so she wants nothing more than to kill him and leave him to die in the snow, and Vina also harbors a very nasty hatred towards ALL THE MEMBERS of Organization XIII especially Vexen and she wants to make sure he and the rest of them pay for their crimes. She is also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi, Eli, Cid, Namine, Roxas, Xion, Yuffie, Leon, Aerith, and all their friends on all worlds including Sora's mother and is a very awesome sister to Aqua and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.
And the second is Lorelei Lexeaus, Keyblade Knight of Beast's Castle and Embodiment of Lexeaus, The Taciturn Stalwart of The 5 Earthquakes, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a Keyblader with the powers of earth and she's the collected and superhuman strong powerhouse of The Keyblade Knights and Organization XIII Embodiments and she's a very good friend of Beast, Belle, and all their friends, and she absolutely hates that chauvinist pig, Gaston, with a very bloody vengeance so much so she wants nothing more than to kill him and leave him to die in the snow, and Lorelai also harbors a very nasty hatred towards ALL THE MEMBERS of Organization XIII except for Lexeaus and she wants to make sure that the rest of them pay for their crimes. She is also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi, Eli, Cid, Namine, Roxas, Xion, Yuffie, Leon, Aerith, and all their friends on all worlds including Sora's mother and is a very awesome sister to Aqua and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.
Next up is the movie Kickass and that one is going to be a brutal and powerful fight as we face Chris D'amico and make that kid pay.
see you next time.
