This chapter is based on the game De Blob


Walking through the streets of Maretime Bay was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as King Shark, Utomodachi, Shark Brothers, Gammaizer Fire, Evil Poison Ivy and Universe 666 Mystique as well as Peyton, Crimson Fox, Tai, Matt, Izzy And Mimi Tasogare and it was a scorcher. It was really hot out and the ponies and people were trying to find ways to keep cool.

Me: WHEW! Man is it hot outside.

Nico: Boy no kidding. It's 100˚Fahrenheit out here.

Maria: Good thing I have plenty of water.

Me: Yeah. At least it's not 130˚ like it was that one time.

Lana: Boy no kidding.

Lola: It's really hot.

Rarity: At least we're trying to stay cool.

Rainbow Dash: Too bad everyone and everypony isn't at the beach. That would be a great way to cool down for them.

Camie: I agree there.

Zipp Storm: I know.

Peyton: Yeah they need to cool down too.

Nico: Peyton, I want to thank you, King Shark, and your teams for coming.

Peyton: No problem Nico. I can't wait to eat and kick some butt too.

Me: (LAUGHS) You are always sure hungry Peyton.

Nico: Yeah.

Crimson Fox: (French Accent) He sure has an appetite for fun and action.

Laney: I agree there.

Nico: Crimson Fox, I never did get to hear your real name

Crimson Fox: Oh I apologize Nico. It's Vivian D'Aramis or Constance D'Aramis. We are twin sisters that share the same Superhero name.

Laney: It's complicated Nico.

Crimson Fox: Oui. I'm Vivian today.

Qin: Wow!

Nico: That is really awesome. Twins that can be one hero.

Lola: Yeah.

Crimson Fox: Oui oui. It's confusing I know.

Nico: And what jobs do you have?

Crimson Fox: We both work as Librarians.

Me: That works.

Nico: Cool cool.

Laney: I like that Vivian.

Twilight Sparkle: Me too. Being a Librarian is fun.

Me: It sure is.

Nico: Yep.

Lana: Boy that was an awesome party yesterday.

Kit: It sure was and it was so fun to hear about what you guys did that day 2 years ago.

Taro: It sure was. You guys really had a great battle back then.

Nico: That was a great adventure for us back then.

Haruka: It's scary to know that Grandfather could turn others into zombies.

May: They're not really zombies.

Me: They were called Senior Citizombies. They were Senior Citizens that act like zombies.

Haruka: Oh that's different.

Nico: Yeah. But it was awesome.

Maria: And he was even worse then Father

Me: Yeah because both Father and Grandfather were going to destroy the entire human race by killing all the kids.

Qin: Yeah what a bunch of heartless evil monsters.

Nico: Yeah. Either way they both got what they deserved.

Kit: Thank goodness. You guys sure did great killing them. And you gave them both the Black Gates right?

Me: Yep. Good riddance.

[splat]

We saw that Seashell, Glory and Peach Fizz had their ice creams fall on the ground.

Seashell, Glory, and Peach Fizz: Huh? [crying]

Me: Oh don't worry girls I got this. (SPINS MAGISWORD BRACELET)

ICE CREAM SCOOP MAGISWORD!

I gave them all new scoops of ice cream for their cones.

Seashell: Hey thanks J.D.!

Peach Fizz: Boy it sure is hot out today.

Glory: Yeah!

Me: Whew no kidding girls. You all trying to stay cool in this heat?

Seashell: We sure are.

Me: Want to come with us?

Peach Fizz: Sure.

They got to licking their cones.

Nico: And Sector Z is back where they belong.

Lola: Yep. And the Moonbase is better than ever.

Xenia: It sure is. And the Kids are now finally free of evil.

Nico: Yep. And most of the Adult Villains are now in the M.O.E.

Lana: They sure are.

Hitch Trailblazer and Sunny Starscout were in overdrive making smoothies for everyone.

Hitch Trailblazer: Okay, Sunny! We've got two super citrus...

Sunny Starscout: Yup!

Hitch Trailblazer: ...three triple berry...

Sunny Starscout: Got it!

Hitch Trailblazer: ...one dreamy greenie, and one grilled cheese with extra-cheesy French fries?

Sunny Starscout: Huh?

Hitch Trailblazer: Wait a second.

Sparky Sparkeroni: [giggling]

Hitch Trailblazer: Nice try, Sparky! Silly little dragon.

GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH AND FRENCH FRIES MAGISWORDS!

I gave Sparky and awesome meal for that.

Hitch Trailblazer: What the!?

Me: (LAUGHS) That is a funny order for a little dragon.

We laughed!

Sunny Starscout: (LAUGHS) That is funny.

Me: Yeah. Whew! Sure is hot out isn't it?

Hitch Trailblazer: Yeah it sure is.

Sunny Starscout: Boy everypony is trying to find ways to beat the heat.

Me: I know.

Peyton: Good thing I can use water, huh?

Nico: That is for sure.

Sunny Starscout: Usual Smoothies guys?

Me: Sure!

Eli: Yes please.

They got to work and gave us our awesome smoothies.

Me: (Slurps) Ahh. Kiwipaya Blue Raspberry. Delicious.

Nico: Boy all the fruits are awesome. (Slurps) Ahh. Especially Banana Blue Raspberry Strawnana.

Xenia: Yeah.

Misty Brightdawn: That was a really awesome party yesterday though.

Pipp Petals: It sure was guys.

Nico: Yeah everyone had fun. Guys I'm sorry you had to see me overreact to the Tortured One like that though.

Me: It's all right Nico.

King Shark: (panting) As a shark, I'm particularly dying of heat!

Me: It could be worse. At least we're not on the planet Valmorg. That's over 2,000˚ Fahrenheit there.

King Shark: That is true.

Sunny gave him a big Gigagulp Smoothie.

King Shark: Ahh sweet relief. Thanks Sunny.

Sunny Starscout: You're welcome King Shark.

He slurped it down.

Dahlia: I can't believe it's this hot out.

Nico: You're telling me Dahlia.

Sunset Shimmer: I like finding ways to beat the heat. But it's cool we're drinking smoothies like this.

Lola: It sure is.

Rainbow Dash: I always love good smoothies to beat the heat.

Juran: I'm fucking dying out here!

Me: I know. But we went through worse than this.

Maria gave Juran some water.

Me: At least the situation is not as bad as what happened when Arnold, Gerald and friends were about to be killed by the Jolly Olly Man during a heat wave like this.

Nico: Really?

Me: It was crazy. He was charging $50.00 for Orange Cremesicle.

Nico: What!? That's highway robbery and during a heat wave.

Me: I know.

Gaon: Need… water.

Maria gave him some.

Nico: What happened back then?

Me: Well it was just about 3 weeks ago. I got word that the Jolly Olly Man escaped from prison and I knew that the best way to find him would be in a sweltering heat wave like this.

FLASHBACK

I was walking down the sidewalk of the city.

Me: (Voiceover) It was 120˚ Fahrenheit that day and I was using Vexen's ice powers to keep me cool which really works perfectly I might add.

Past me: Whew! What a scorcher. But perfect to flush out the Jolly Olly Man. But the kids are going to be desperate for some relief.

Me: (Voiceover) You should have seen what was going on for kids to be cooling down. The Swimming Pools were full to capacity, air conditioning units were on the fritz, Mr. Green was staying cool inside the freezer and kids were trying to stay cool, the City Sanitation department was on strike and garbage was piling up, Ice bags melt fast, scorching hot themed movies were playing in the theaters, it was grade A Unbearable.

Past Me: Whew! Man this is nuts! This heat really has people desperate for relief.

Me: (Voiceover) But then came Mr. Hothead Kidhater himself the Jolly Olly Man.

I saw a bunch of kids trying to get ice cream.

Past me: Uh oh.

Helga: Yeah well I DEMAND that you supply me with some Ice Cream before I kill you!

Past me: Oh great.

I went over.

Arnold: What's going on?

Sid: Highway robbery! The jerk's charging $100.00 for a scoop of ice cream.

Past Me: What!? That's a ripoff!

I went over to him.

I grabbed him by his shirt.

Past me: You better give these kids ice cream or else!

Jolly Olly man: Oh yeah?

CRUNCH!

I kneed him right in the crotch and grabbed the truck and lifted it up and gave everyone his ice cream.

Past me: There you go kids. Now take this Jolly Olly Man!

POW!

I punched him square in the face and sent him flying right into a BURNING BUILDING!

He was screaming in pain as he was on fire! Then the paddy wagon came and put him out and took him back to the Saturn Insane Asylum.

Past Me: Nice.

Me: (Voiceover) I put a curse on him that will banish him to the black gates if he ever pulled something like that again.

FLASHBACK ENDS

Me: That's why I hate the Jolly Olly man.

Nico: Ouch.

Eli: I hate that jerk too.

Qin: Yeah.

Me: The guy never learns. Now he has 3rd degree burn scars over 80% of his body.

Laney: Yep.

Lana: Ouch.

Vroon: WE'RE GOING TO DIE OUT HERE!

Nico: Knock it off Vroon. No we aren't.

Laney: Yeah. This is nothing we can't handle.

Nico drank some water.

Maria: There you go.

Nico: Ahh.

Me: Come on guys you're overreacting. This heat is nothing compared to what we went through on Valmorg.

Carol: Yeah we handled worse than this.

Xenia: This is a walk in the park compared to Valmorg.

Nico: You're right guys. Besides there should be work to do.

Qin: Yeah. Rain, Sleet, Snow, Extreme Heat we can do it.

Lola: Yeah.

May drank some water.

May: Ahh. Thanks.

Maria: Anytime.

Lincoln: Okay, guys, we've got ourselves a huge emergency. We got word from Dad that The Platypus Brothers have escaped once again.

We gasped.

Lola: What?! But, didn't we already kick those four morons into the ground?!

Lincoln: We did, but the last time, the culprit behind that was Schnozmo. But, Dad told me Schnozmo is still in his cell and chained to the wall.

Me: Well, if it wasn't Schnozmo, then, who was it?

Suddenly, the four large golden rings orbiting around the corners of Lincoln's large golden halo behind his head glowed and fired four beams of light which formed into a viewing window and we saw the footage at Lynn's Table. Then, we saw The Platypus Brothers get busted out, but then, we saw who it was that freed them, it was none other than that smelly mutant cheapskate and pariah of Gotham Royal York, Flip! The viewing window closed and the four golden halos orbiting the corners of Lincoln's large gold halo stop glowing.

WE WERE EXTREMELY PISSED OFF AND SUPER ENRAGED: FLIP WAS THE ONE WHO FREED THE PLATYPUS BROTHERS AGAIN!

Me: (SUPER ENRAGED SCREAM) THAT UGLY STUPID MUTANT! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT FUCKFACE WAS THE ONE WHO FREED THEM!

Nico: YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHING STUPID MORON, I'M GONNA SLASH YOUR TESTICLES OFF FOR THIS!

Lincoln: As much as I want to bash your heads in, I want to agree with you.

Me and Nico: You do?

Then, we saw Lincoln's body turn atomic red, and then, he really let out his anger. WE KNEW THAT IT MEANT TROUBLE!

Me and Nico: OH SHIT!

Lincoln: (SUPER NTH-DEGREE ENRAGED EXTREMELY ANGRY SCREAM) (RAINBOW ENERGY AURA FLARES UP EXTREMELY) FLIP, I'M GONNA RIP YOUR CROTCH RIGHT OFF AND SHOVE THEM RIGHT UP YOUR THREE-CHEEKED SMELLY BUTT, AND THEN, I'M GONNA RIP YOUR ARMS OFF AND SHOVE THEM RIGHT UP YOUR EARS AND SHOVE YOUR LEGS RIGHT IN YOUR UGLY MOUTH! THEN, I'M GONNA TEAR YOUR UGLY HEAD OFF YOUR SHOULDERS, MOUNT IT ON A STAKE, AND PARADE IT THROUGH TOWN! THEN, I'LL TAKE YOUR HEADLESS BODY AND THROW IN THE DESERT FOR THE VULTURES AND OTHER CARNIVORES TO EAT!

May and Varie screamed as they jumped into Nico's and my arms!

Me: OOF!

Nico: May, you okay?

May: Nope...! Sometimes, Lincoln really scares me when he gets this angry!

Varie: (GULPS) Same here.

Me: It'll be all right girls.

Lincoln cooled down, but not Eli, his body was literally firetruck red, and when he opened his eyes, they were literally blood red, and steam whistled out of his ears!

TRAIN WHISTLE!

Me: UH OH!

Eli: (SUPER NTH-DEGREE ENRAGED EXTREMELY ANGRY SCREAM) (RAINBOW ENERGY AURA FLARES UP EXTREMELY) FFFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

Eli took off to Lynn's Table in a fit of mega destructive rage as he left a trail of superhot flames, and as he barged into the restaurant, he went at Flip and he proceeded to give Flip the nastiest, ugliest, bloodiest, and most graphic beating no one could ever imagine as we saw it through the viewing window the four large orbiting gold rings orbiting around the corners of Lincoln's halo created, and it was indeed ugly.

ELI SMASHED FLIP IN HIS UGLY NOSE, HE TORE HIS MUSTACHE OFF AND HE SHOVED IT INTO HIS BELLY BUTTON, THEN HE PROCEEDED TO TEAR FLIP'S REMAINING HAIR OFF!

BELLOWING SCREAM OF PAIN!

Me: YIKES!

THEN, ELI'S NAILS GREW INTO CLAWS AND HE PROCEEDED TO SCRATCH FLIP ALL OVER THE PLACE WITH HIS SHARP CLAWS DRAWING TONS OF BLOOD THAT TRANSFORMED INTO BLOOD RED RUBIES THANKS TO LINCOLN'S CURSE, THEN, HE GOT OUT HIS SWORD, AND THEN!

SLASH! SLASH!

ELI SLASHED FLIP'S THREE BUTT CHEEKS AND HIS CROTCH CLEAN OFF AND FLIP LET OUT ANOTHER BELLOWING SCREAM OF PAIN!

Me: OH! OH GOD, THAT'S WAY TOO GRAPHIC!

Nico: OH THE INHUMANITY!

Qin: HOLY CRAP!

Lincoln: JEEZ! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WOULD'VE DONE TO FLIP IF I WENT INTO THAT KIND OF RAGE!

Luan: No way, Lincoln, if you went into that kind of rage, it would've been much more bloodier and much more graphic.

Me: GEEZ!

Flip was mutilated and disemboweled and tortured brutally!

THIS CAUSED EVERYONE TO RUN INTO GARBAGE CANS AND THEY THREW UP LIKE CRAZY!

We ran to comfort everyone barfing in the trash cans.

Nico: HOLY SHIT!

Chunk: OH JEEZ! I THINK I'M GONNA HURL!

Slab: HOLD IT IN PAL!

Twilight and friends hurled all over the place!

Rita: Okay, now that really is too gruesome, and I have to agree with Luan with what she said, if it had been Lincoln, the thrashing he would've given Flip would've been much more bloodier and much more graphic.

Me: I've got a feeling he could be at this for a long while!

But, just when I was about to be proven right, we saw Eli do the worst thing anyone could ever do to Flip: HE GOT OUT A BOMB AND STUFFED IT INTO HIS THROAT, HE GOT OUT OF THE RESTAURANT, AND THEN...!

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

THE BOMB EXPLODED AND FLIP WAS COVERED IN SOOT AND HIS LOWER BODY'S SKELETON WAS EXPOSED AND TONS OF GOLD, JEWELS, GEMS, AND CURRENCIES EXPLODED FROM FLIP THANKS TO ELI'S RAMPAGE ON FLIP!

Me: HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

Eli: IF YOU EVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT AGAIN, I'LL RIP YOUR LUNGS RIGHT OUT OF YOUR CHEST AND FEED THEM TO THE EAGLES! YOU GODDAMN UGLY MUTANT CHEAPSKATE ASSHOLE!

WE GASPED!

Nico: Un-fucking-believable!

Eli was breathing heavily thanks to his rampage against Flip, but he cooled down a few seconds later.

Lincoln: You okay, Eli?

Me: You feeling much better?

Eli: Yeah, I am. Now, we better get after The Platypus Brothers and stop them.

Nico: Yeah.

We were pretty uneasy, but Eli cooled down after his rampage on Flip, and he was in a shit ton of big trouble with Lynn Sr. who was now pretty pissed off as he stands over Flip menacingly.

Lynn Sr.: You've done tons of shitty things, Flip, but this is the absolute worst! You're just lucky that it wasn't Lincoln who barged in, because if he did, you wouldn't even survive. But, that doesn't mean you are safe from me.

Lynn Sr.'s nails turned into sharp claws, and Flip gulped in horror: HE WAS UP SHIT CREEK WITHOUT A PADDLE NOW!

Me: UH OH!

Nico: Let's let Mr. Lynn have his fun.

Me: Good idea.

WE HEARD SCREAMING AND MORE AND THE VIEWING WINDOW CLOSED.

Qin: Whew!

Nico: That was brutal. Now we got to find the platypus brothers.

Camie: Yeah.

Nico: They couldn't have gone far.

Eli: (Senses for them) Found them. They are heading towards the Crystal Brighthouse.

Sunny Starscout: Then we better get over there!

Hitch Trailblazer: Lets go everyone and everypony.

We teleported there.

We were there.

Laney: Wow that is fast and cool.

Xenia: Awesome.

Me: Yep. Time to give those rotten beaver-tailed bean turds what for.

Nico: They're probably sweating too.

Me: Yeah.

Lincoln: Now, let's go find Cheesly, Alpine, Fancy Pants, and Phillip and pulverize them. (Senses for Cheesly, Alpine, Fancy Pants, and Phillip) AHA! Gotcha! They're 100 clicks north of our location and they're heading right for us. (Sensed Flip's musclebound goons) Oh, you've got to be kidding! FLIP!

Me: So, now he's sent his goons at us again?!

Lincoln: He didn't do so in the past three days, but now, Flip's absolutely back on trying to piss us off again!

Lincoln concentrated on Flip's army of armed musclebound thugs, and then, waves of red energy came right out of them and they screamed in agonizing pain, and the waves of red energy flowed into Lincoln and he was getting stronger and stronger and stronger still, and as soon as Lincoln was done, the thugs were all drained of all their energy and were all left as dried up corpses drained of their life forces, muscle mass, virility, and strength, and he sent them to The Black Gates. Then, we set our sights on Cheesly, Alpine, Fancy Pants, and Phillip.

Cheesley: (NTH DEGREE SCREAMING) YOU LUMPHEADS ARE GOING TO PAY FOR EVERYTHING YOU DID TO US!

We then saw CHEESELY, ALPINE, FANCY-PANTS AND PHILLIP THE PLATYPUS BROTHERS!

Nico: Well if it isn't our least favorite beaver-tailed buttfaces.

Xenia: Time for some buttkicking. (CRACKS KNUCKLES)

Me: And it's going to hurt REALLY bad! (CRACKS KNUCKLES)

Nico: Oh yeah!

Me: Should've known you four jackasses would break out again!

Cheesly: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTHS! YOU'VE RUINED US!

Lincoln: YOU DID THAT TO YOURSELVES, YOU MORONS!

Lincoln punched Cheesly hard in the face, and sent him flying into the others and they crashed into a wall.

Me: We'd already let Eli loose and he mongrelized Flip who freed you four again, and now, it's your turn.

Seashell: Yeah, we're not letting you four duck-billed freaks get out of this alive!

Glory: You're heading right back to Lynn's Table.

Peach Fizz: And not in one piece!

Nico grabbed my glass of water and threw it.

SPLASH!

Alpine: HEY! Actually I needed that. It was hot.

Maria: Then here. HAVE SOME MORE!

She fired a blast of water at them like a mad fire hydrant and drenched them all over!

Lola: TAKE THAT!

Me: Watch this one! (MAD CAT YOWL)

Then NUMEROUS MAD CATS CAME AND MAULED THEM ALL OVER THE PLACE!

They got out and had piano keys for teeth.

Nico poured ketchup on them.

I even put mayonnaise, herbs and sauce on them.

I rang a dinner triangle.

Me: Tick Tock! Dinner!

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK!

Tick Tock the Crocodile came and he saw the Platypus Brothers come and licked his chomps and then went over and ate them and chewed them all over the place.

Me: That taste good Tick Tock?

He nodded as he swallowed them.

Then they reappeared and Tick Tock had a good meal.

Tick Tock gave us and thumbs up and left.

Nico: Funny.

Nico threw an anvil.

Me, Eli and Lincoln threw anvils too and then..

KRABLANG!

They got hit by them!

OUCH!

Nico: (LAUGHS) That was funny!

King Shark charged at them.

King Shark then smashed them down with a powerful charge!

Qin: Nice one!

Me: Hey you dorks! Look! (PULLS OUT UGLY MASK) OOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!

Platypus Brothers: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

They screamed and then fell to pieces!

Nico: Nice one!

May: Oh may god forgive me for this. (ACTIVATES OL' FACEFULL'S RIDEWATCH)

She then rumbled and then HURLED HER GUTS OUT ALL OVER THE BROTHERS!

Me: OH SICK!

Nico: You okay, babe?

May: Yeah I'll be fine. But that was funny.

Qin: Yep.

Camie: Yeah.

Me: Here's a funny one. (ACTIVATES NARUKO'S RIDEWATCH)

I then formed numerous Sexy Jutsu versions of my entire harem.

But then the PLATYPUS BROTHERS GOT LAUNCHED INTO THE AIR WITH A MASSIVE NOSEBLEED!

Nicole: SO the brothers are perverts too! I'll fix that!

But then SHE REALLY WENT BALLISTIC ON THEM!

NICOLE SMASHED THE BROTHERS IN THEIR BEAKS AND SHE TORE THEIR TAILS OFF AND SHE THEM DOWN THEIR THROATS, THEN SHE GOUGED THEIR EYES OUT AND RIPPED THEIR FEET AND ARMS OFF!

BELLOWING SCREAMS OF PAIN!

Me: YIKES!

THEN, NICOLE'S NAILS GREW INTO CLAWS AND SHE PROCEEDED TO SCRATCH THE BROTHERS ALL OVER THE PLACE WITH HER SHARP CLAWS DRAWING TONS OF BLOOD THAT TRANSFORMED INTO BLOOD RED RUBIES THANKS TO LINCOLN'S CURSE, AND SHE SCRATCHED THEM ALL OVER LIKE HOW REN DID IN THE INFAMOUS REN SEEK'S HELP EPISODE! THEN, SHE GOT OUT HER SWORD, AND THEN!

SLASH! SLASH!

NICOLE SLASHED THE FOUR OF THEM ALL OVER AND THEN SLASHED ALL FOUR OF THEIR CROTCHES CLEAN OFF AND THE PLATYPUS BROTHERS ALL LET OUT ANOTHER BELLOWING SCREAMS OF PAIN!

Me: OH! OH GOD, THAT'S WAY TOO GRAPHIC!

Nico: OH THE INHUMANITY!

Qin: HOLY CRAP!

The Platypus Brothers were all being mutilated and disemboweled and tortured brutally!

THIS CAUSED EVERYONE TO RUN INTO GARBAGE CANS AND THEY THREW UP LIKE CRAZY!

We ran to comfort everyone barfing in the trash cans.

Nico: HOLY SHIT!

Chunk: OH JEEZ! I THINK I'M GONNA HURL!

Slab: HOLD IT IN PAL!

Twilight and friends hurled all over the place!

SHE VICIOUSLY MAULED AND TORE ALL FOUR OF THE BROTHERS LIMB FROM LIMB!

Nico: Brutal!

Me: (Whispering to Nico) Just imagine if that happened to Jiraiya.

Nico: (GULP)

She stopped 45 minutes later.

Most of us were STILL HURLING OUR GUTS OUT!

Twilight Sparkle: (PROJECTILE VOMITING)

Fluttershy: (PROJECTILE VOMITING)

Sunset Shimmer: (PROJECTILE VOMITING)

Rainbow Dash: (PROJECTILE VOMITING)

Rarity: (PROJECTILE VOMITING)

It was horrible!

Nicole: Geez! Sorry about that guys.

Nico: It's fine. What about Applejack and Pinkie Pie?

Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Starlight Glimmer, Sunny and friends were also throwing up.

Starlight Glimmer: (Groans) That was so horrible.

Nico: You're not going to kill your dad are you?

Nicole: No way! I would never do that to my father. Especially you, Lincoln, Ace Bunny or Clyde. Not with you guys doing lovemaking these last few days.

Xenia: Good.

Me: Good.

Nicole: But at least you weeded out more perverts.

But then there was a rumble and then massive piles of gold bars and huge jewels exploded out of the brothers.

Nico: Whoa!

Qin: Nice one!

Nico: We're not done with this yet!

Seashell: Now it's our turn!

Peach Fizz: I've had it with these clods!

Morning Glory: Same with me!

Petunia Paleo: I'm going to rip these 4 apart!

Me: Go get them girls!

Suddenly, the colored eyes of Seashell, Glory, and Peach Fizz turned neon colors and they're surrounded by colored energy auras with stars, seashells, fireworks, peaches, magic, and Alicorns, they unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, and as they approached Cheesly, Alpine, Fancy Pants, and Phillip, they left colored energy, stars, seashells, fireworks, peaches, magic, and Alicorns with every step.

Seashell: You four jerks absolutely make me sick, it's bad enough you jerks enjoyed tormenting and torturing your little brother, but you also enjoy making the lives of everyone around you a living nightmare with your stupid antics, and that's something I can't stand!

Glory: But, it's quite obvious that you refuse to change and still want to remain the jerks that you are, and Flip had some goddamn nerve to break you jerks free.

Peach Fizz: Eli had already given that fat mutant cheapskate the thrashing of his life, and now, it's your turn.

Seashell, Glory, and Peach Fizz: THE MARETIME BAY PIPSQUEAKS ARE GOING TO TEACH YOU FOUR DUCK-BILLED BEAVER-TAILED FREAKS A LESSON!

Suddenly, Seashell, Glory, and Peach Fizz were surrounded by massive vortexes of colored energy with stars, seashells, fireworks, peaches, and magic surrounding the vortexes, there are Alicorns flying around the vortexes, and in the vortexes are colored phoenixes with red eyes glaring at Cheesly, Alpine, Fancy Pants, and Phillip: the red eyes of death.

Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln Loud's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, they fired a beam of light into The Maretime Bay Pipsqueaks' swords, and they glowed, and then, surrounding the massive vortexes of colored energy with stars, seashells, fireworks, peaches, and magic surrounding the vortexes, there are Alicorns flying around the vortexes, and in the vortexes are colored phoenixes with red eyes glaring at Cheesly, Alpine, Fancy Pants, and Phillip: the red eyes of death are MASSIVE VORTEXES OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF THEM AND THEIR POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!

Nico: HOLY GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!

Me: THIS IS IT!

Lincoln: IT'LL START RAINING BLOOD SOON, BRACE YOURSELVES! THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO SEASHELL, GLORY, AND PEACH FIZZ! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, SEASHELL, GLORY, AND PEACH FIZZ EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!

Seashell grew to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large green orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has purple highlights in the bangs of her green hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner, she has neon green eyes and a green energy aura with stars, conch shells, magic, and Alicorns surrounding her, she has an Alicorn with a star and conch shell emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with green iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with emerald green gems for eyes and the Love, Star, Shell, and Eternity Kanjis in its horns, she also has an Alicorn with green gems for eyes and the Love, Star, Shell, and Eternity Kanjis in its horn for the second pendant on the bottom of her Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with emerald green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and emerald green gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love, Seashell has on a short-sleeved pink shirt, pink skirt with stars and conch shells, green knee-high boots with conch shell buckles, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, conch shells, magic, and Alicorns on the coattails, and on the back is an Alicorn surrounded by stars and on top of its horn is a conch shell. Suddenly, Seashell felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive purple angel wings with green tips on the large purple feathers grew and sprouted out from her back, her green tail grew much longer for her new body, and she now has a purple horn on her head. Seashell has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large emerald green gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has her cutie mark on her right shoulder and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Seashell's massive Seashell's Alicorn Eternal Magical Conch Shell Maretime Bay Pipsqueak Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Conch Shell Love and Pipsqueak Harmony and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of green energy, stars, conch shells, magic, and Alicorns, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Seashell's Maretime Bay Conch Shell Alicorn Eternal Magical Conch Shell Maretime Bay Pipsqueak Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Conch Shell Love and Pipsqueak Harmony, it's a brand-new large greatsword with green gems and her cutie mark and stars etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, brilliant purple blade, large gold alicorn heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with green gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold alicorn heads with green gems for eyes and large unicorn head with green gems for eyes and large green gem in its mouth on the bottom of the Alicorn heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with green gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle with brilliant emerald green gems for the eyes and a large light brilliant magenta gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip, Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip, and green Crystal Saber holstered on her left hip. There's a brilliant emerald green kanji below the alicorn that said, "Seashell, Alicorn Princess of Maretime Bay Conch Shell Pipsqueak Friendship Love, Friend of Glory and Peach Fizz, Member of The Maretime Bay Pipsqueaks, Friend of Twilight Sparkle and Her Friends, Defender of Twilight Sparkle's Legacy, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Archenemy of Mama Cosma, Destroyer of The Platypus Brothers, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of The Doomsday Twenty-Three and Queen Opaline, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, and Master of Conch Shells, Magic, and Alicorns"

貝殻、アリコーン メアタイム湾のプリンセス コンクシェル ピプスクィーク 友情の愛、栄光とピーチフィズの友人、メアタイム湾ピプスクィークスのメンバー、トワイライトスパークルとその友人の友人、トワイライトスパークルの遺産の擁護者、リンカーンの愛する未来の妻 ラウド、大敵ママ・コスマ、カモノハシ兄弟の破壊者、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、マスター天界のゼルナガの怒り、黒門のマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気と信頼、悪の破壊者であり殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、終末二十三の破壊者と女王オパーリン、エクエストリア、ポニービル、キャンタロットの擁護者、友好卓の騎士団のメンバー、法螺貝、魔法、アリコーンの達人

Suddenly, Seashell's immense blue protective aura transformed into an immense protective rainbow aura with elements swirling around it, she'd transformed into her ultimate transformation.

Seashell has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-MARETIME BAY PIPSQUEAK CONCH SHELL LOVE ALICORN PRINCESS-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP MARETIME BAY PIPSQUEAK CONCH SHELL LOVE ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP MARETIME BAY PIPSQUEAK CONCH SHELL LOVE ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP MARETIME BAY PIPSQUEAK CONCH SHELL LOVE ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL LOVE!

Glory grew to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large light blue orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has purple highlights in the bangs of her light purple hair with light blue lines and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner, she has neon blue eyes and a blue energy aura with stars, fireworks, magic, and Alicorns surrounding her, she has an Alicorn with a star and firework emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with green iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with blue gems for eyes and the Love, Star, Firework, and Eternity Kanjis in its horns, she also has an Alicorn with green gems for eyes and the Love, Star, Firework, and Eternity Kanjis in its horn for the second pendant on the bottom of her Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and blue gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love, Glory has on a short-sleeved purple shirt, purple skirt with stars and fireworks, green knee-high boots with firework buckles, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, fireworks, magic, and Alicorns on the coattails, and on the back is an Alicorn surrounded by stars and on top of its horn is a firework. Suddenly, Glory felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive light blue angel wings with purple tips on the light blue purple feathers grew and sprouted out from her back, her purple tail grew much longer for her new body, and she now has a light blue horn on her head. Glory has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large light blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has her cutie mark on her right shoulder and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Glory's massive Glory's Alicorn Eternal Magical Firework Maretime Bay Pipsqueak Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Firework Love and Pipsqueak Harmony and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of light blue energy, stars, fireworks, magic, and Alicorns, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Glory's Maretime Bay Firework Alicorn Eternal Magical Firework Maretime Bay Pipsqueak Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Firework Love and Pipsqueak Harmony, it's a brand-new large greatsword with light blue gems and her cutie mark and stars etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, purple blade, large gold alicorn heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with blue gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold alicorn heads with blue gems for eyes and large unicorn head with blue gems for eyes and large blue gem in its mouth on the bottom of the Alicorn heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle with blue gems for the eyes and a large light blue gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip, Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip, and blue Crystal Saber holstered on her left hip. There's a purple kanji below the alicorn that said, "Glory, Alicorn Princess of Maretime Bay Firework Pipsqueak Friendship Love, Friend of Seashell and Peach Fizz, Member of The Maretime Bay Pipsqueaks, Friend of Twilight Sparkle and Her Friends, Defender of Twilight Sparkle's Legacy, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Archenemy of Mama Cosma, Destroyer of The Platypus Brothers, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of The Doomsday Twenty-Three and Queen Opaline, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, and Master of Fireworks, Magic, and Alicorns"

栄光、アリコーン メアタイム湾花火のプリンセス ピプスクィーク 友情の愛、貝殻とピーチフィズの友人、メアタイムベイ ピプスクィークスのメンバー、トワイライトスパークルとその仲間たちの友人、トワイライトスパークルの遺産の擁護者、リンカーンの愛する未来の妻 ラウド、ママの大敵コズマ、カモノハシ兄弟の破壊者、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、マスター天界のゼルナガの怒り、黒門のマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠、正直、寛大さ、優しさ、無私、勇気、そしてトラスト、悪の破壊者であり殺し屋、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、終末23の破壊者と女王オパーリン、エクエストリア、ポニービル、およびキャンタロットの擁護者、友好卓の騎士団の一員であり、花火と魔法とアリコーンの達人。

Suddenly, Glory's immense blue protective aura transformed into an immense protective rainbow aura with elements swirling around it, she'd transformed into her ultimate transformation.

Glory has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-MARETIME BAY PIPSQUEAK FIREWORK LOVE ALICORN PRINCESS-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP MARETIME BAY PIPSQUEAK FIREWORK LOVE ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP MARETIME BAY PIPSQUEAK FIREWORK LOVE ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP MARETIME BAY PIPSQUEAK FIREWORK LOVE ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL LOVE!

And Peach Fizz grew to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large orange orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her white hair with blue, yellow and red streaks and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner, she has light green eyes and an orange energy aura with stars, peaches, magic, and Alicorns surrounding her, she has an Alicorn with a star and peach emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with light green iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with emerald green gems for eyes and the Love, Star, Peach, and Eternity Kanjis in its horns, she also has an Alicorn with green gems for eyes and the Love, Star, Peach, and Eternity Kanjis in its horn for the second pendant on the bottom of her Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with orange crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and orange gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love, Peach Fizz has on a short-sleeved white shirt, white skirt with stars and peaches, orange knee-high boots with peach buckles, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, peaches, magic, and Alicorns on the coattails, and on the back is an Alicorn surrounded by stars and on top of its horn is a peach. Suddenly, Peach Fizz felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive orange angel wings with white and red tips on the large orange feathers grew and sprouted out from her back, her white tail grew much longer for her new body, and her orange horn grew longer, Peach Fizz has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has her cutie mark on her right shoulder and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Peach Fizz's massive Seashell's Alicorn Eternal Magical Peach Fizz Maretime Bay Pipsqueak Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Peach Love and Pipsqueak Harmony and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of orange energy, stars, peaches, magic, and Alicorns, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Peach Fizz's Maretime Bay Peach Fizz Alicorn Eternal Magical Peach Maretime Bay Pipsqueak Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Peach Fizz Love and Pipsqueak Harmony, it's a brand-new large greatsword with red and white gems and her cutie mark and stars etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, orange blade, large gold alicorn heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with orange gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold alicorn heads with red gems for eyes and large unicorn head with green gems for eyes and large orange gem in its mouth on the bottom of the Alicorn heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with orange gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle with brilliant red gems for the eyes and a large orange gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip, Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip, and orange Crystal Saber holstered on her left hip. There's an orange kanji below the alicorn that said, "Peach Fizz, Alicorn Princess of Maretime Bay Peach Pipsqueak Friendship Love, Friend of Glory and Seashell, Member of The Maretime Bay Pipsqueaks, Friend of Twilight Sparkle and Her Friends, Defender of Twilight Sparkle's Legacy, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Archenemy of Mama Cosma, Destroyer of The Platypus Brothers, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of The Doomsday Twenty-Three and Queen Opaline, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, and Master of Peaches, Magic, and Alicorns"

ピーチ・フィズ、メアタイム・ベイのアリコーン・プリンセス ピーチ・ピプスクィック・フレンドシップ・ラブ、栄光と貝殻の友人、メアタイム・ベイ・ピプスクィークスのメンバー、トワイライト・スパークルとその仲間たちの友人、トワイライト・スパークルの遺産の擁護者、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、ママの大敵コズマ、カモノハシ兄弟の破壊者、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、マスター天界のゼルナガの怒り、黒門のマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠、正直、寛大さ、優しさ、無私、勇気、そしてトラスト、悪の破壊者であり殺し屋、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、終末23の破壊者と女王オパーリン、エクエストリア、ポニービル、およびキャンタロットの擁護者、友情の食卓の騎士団のメンバーであり、ピーチ、マジック、アリコーンのマスター

Suddenly, Peach Fizz's immense blue protective aura transformed into an immense protective rainbow aura with elements swirling around it, she'd transformed into her ultimate transformation.

Peach Fizz has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-MARETIME BAY PIPSQUEAK PEACH FIZZ LOVE ALICORN PRINCESS-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP MARETIME BAY PIPSQUEAK PEACH FIZZ LOVE ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP MARETIME BAY PIPSQUEAK PEACH FIZZ LOVE ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP MARETIME BAY PIPSQUEAK PEACH FIZZ LOVE ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by the Super Angel-Maretime Bay Pipsqueak Love Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformations of Seashell, Glory, and Peach Fizz, and when Lincolns saw them, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Edward's four older brothers saw it, they bellowed with rage and ran at them with fresh new clubs to kill them, but The Pipsqueaks fired massive barrages of colored energy, conch shells, fireworks, peaches, magic, Equestrian Magic, and Alicorns at the jerks, and they got hit and electrocuted and sent flying into a brick wall, they got out, but now, they were pissed off!

Seashell: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The United Friendship Divine Cosmic Starstorm Maretime Bay Pipsqueak Conch Shell Love Alicorn Princess Angel and Divine United Friendship Divine Cosmic Starstorm Maretime Bay Pipsqueak Conch Shell Love Alicorn Princess Angel Love) You four really are a bunch of crazy jerks.

Glory: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The United Friendship Divine Cosmic Starstorm Maretime Bay Pipsqueak Firework Love Alicorn Princess Angel and Divine United Friendship Divine Cosmic Starstorm Maretime Bay Pipsqueak Firework Love Alicorn Princess Angel Love) Once a bunch of bullies always a bunch of bullies.

Peach Fizz: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The United Friendship Divine Cosmic Starstorm Maretime Bay Pipsqueak Peach Love Alicorn Princess Angel and Divine United Friendship Divine Cosmic Starstorm Maretime Bay Pipsqueak Peach Love Alicorn Princess Angel Love) Now, you four are really going to get it!

The Platypus Brothers bellowed with rage and were about to run at them like rampaging bulls, but then, four blobs of black and sea foam green symbiote goo webbed their feet to the ground.

Eli: Huh?! Okay, who the heck did that?!

Suddenly, we saw a 7'9" tall female with the body of a goddess and she's wearing a black symbiote bodysuit with turquoise blue light covering her body and it had the Spider emblem on its chest and eight-pack abs and her head and face was covered in the black goo and the only thing were its white eyes similar to Ultimate Spiderman.

Me: Whoa, so this is the one who fired that blast of Symbiote goo at those assholes?!

Nico: Hah, those four can't get after us like a bunch of rampaging bulls!

Lincoln: Wait, the sea foam green color on the symbiote suit, there's only one person whose favorite color is sea foam green, isn't that right, Leni Loud?

Suddenly, the symbiote mask peeled itself off and it revealed her face: it was Leni Loud, but she had longer blonde hair, neon sea foam green eyes, fangs, and she looked like he was 21 years old.

Black-Suited Leni: Yep, and Linky told you all about us, right?

Me: He did, and he already merged with Lincoln.

Black-Suited Leni: I knew he would.

Leni: Whoa, is that...me?

Black-Suited Leni: Yep, and my world's Lincoln already explained the whole story to everyone and you know why I'm here.

Leni: Yep.

Black-Suited Leni turned formed a massive black Symbiote web which latched onto Leni's stomach, and Leni began absorbing Black-Suited Leni into her body, and then, Leni's rainbow energy aura and rainbow protective aura had flared up extremely as Black-Suited Leni began merging with Leni and Leni gained all of her Black-Suited self's powers and abilities along with knowledge. Then, Leni's rainbow energy aura settled.

Me: Is it over?

Leni: It totes is. Hey, Black-Suited Leni, you settling in alright?

Black-Suited Leni: (Speaking through Lori's emblazoned Rainbow Dragon and Third Eye) Yeah, we've totes settled in perfectly.

We saw Leni's emblazoned Rainbow King Ghidorah glow with sea foam green light.

Eli: So, whenever we speak to you, the Rainbow King Ghidorah will glow with sea foam green light.

Me: Awesome, and we already can speak with Leni's other counterpart as well.

Leni 2: (Through the Rainbow King Ghidorah and Third Eye) Exactly.

Girl Jordan: Ooh, Leni, try to summon your Symbiote suit.

Leni concentrated and immediately, her body was covered in a black Symbiote suit with sea foam green light reflecting off it and it had the spider emblem on it.

Lincoln: Yep, it worked.

The Symbiote suit disappeared back into Leni's body.

Cheesly: When we get out of this, we'll beat you all to death!

Petunia Paleo: The only ones getting beaten to death will be you and your dumb brothers, Cheesly!

We were spewing threats of thrashings at Cheesly, Alpine, Fancy Pants, and Phillip, and that made those four dunderheads super mega angry, and they tried to get after us, but with the symbiote goo fired at their feet by Black-Suited Leni's arrival, they were stuck, and soon, they were dead worse than dead.

Suddenly, Petunia Paleo's light Persian blue turned neon light Persian Blue and she was surrounded by a grayish azure and cornflower blue energy aura with stars, bones, magic, and Alicorns, she unholstered her massive Petunia Paleo's Alicorn Eternal Magical Paleontologist Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Paleontologist Love and Paleontologist Harmony from her back, and as she approached The Platypus Brothers, she left grayish azure and cornflower blue energy, stars, bones, magic, and Alicorns with every step.

Petunia Paleo: There's absolutely no words that describe how much I hate you and your brothers so much, Cheesly, and The Pipsqueaks were right to say that about you. Now, it's high time we deliver you four the punishment of a lifetime and send you right back to Lynn's Table.

Suddenly, Petunia Paleo was surrounded by a massive vortex of grayish azure and cornflower blue energy with stars, bones, and magic surrounding the vortex, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a Persian blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at The Platypus Brothers: the red eyes of eternal death.

Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln Loud's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, they fired a beam of light into Petunia Paleo's massive Petunia Paleo's Alicorn Eternal Magical Paleontologist Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Paleontologist Love and Paleontologist Harmony, and then, it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of grayish azure and cornflower blue energy with stars, bones, and magic surrounding the vortex, there's an Alicorn flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a Persian blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at The Platypus Brothers: the red eyes of eternal death is a MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HER AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!

THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO PETUNIA PALEO! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, PETUNIA PALEO EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!

Petunia Paleo grew to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large light Persian blue orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has pale cyan blue highlights in the bangs of her grayish azure and cornflower blue hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner, she has neon light Persian Blue eyes and a grayish azure and cornflower blue energy aura with stars, bones, magic, and Alicorns surrounding her, she has an Alicorn with a star and bone emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with light Persian blue iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with blue gems for eyes and the Love, Star, Bone, and Eternity Kanjis in its horns, she also has an Alicorn with blue gems for eyes and the Love, Star, Bone, and Eternity Kanjis in its horn for the second pendant on the bottom of her Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with azure blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and azure blue gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love, Petunia Paleo has on a sleeveless azure blue crop top with bones, dark blue pants, blue sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, bones, magic, and Alicorns on the coattails, and on the back is an Alicorn surrounded by stars and on top of its horn is a bone. Suddenly, Petunia Paleo felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive pale light grayish opal angel wings with grayish azure and cornflower blue tips on the large pale light grayish opal feathers grew and sprouted out from her back, her grayish azure and cornflower blue tail grew much longer for her new body, and she now has a light pale light grayish opal horn on her head. Petunia Paleo has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large light Persian blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has her cutie mark on her right shoulder and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Petunia Paleo's massive Petunia Paleo's massive Petunia Paleo's Alicorn Eternal Magical Paleontologist Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Paleontologist Love and Paleontologist Harmony and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of grayish azure and cornflower blue energy, stars, bones, magic, and Alicorns, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Petunia Paleo's Archeology Bone Alicorn Eternal Magical Archeologist Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Archeologist Friendship Love and Archeologist Artifact Harmony, it's a brand-new large greatsword with blue gems and her cutie mark and stars etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, light Persian blue blade, large gold alicorn heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with light Persian blue gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold alicorn heads with Persian blue gems for eyes and large unicorn head with light Persian blue gems for eyes and large Persian blue gem in its mouth on the bottom of the Alicorn heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with light Persian blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle with light Persian blue gems for the eyes and a large light Persian blue gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip, Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip, and light Persian blue Crystal Saber holstered on her left hip. There's a light Persian blue kanji below the alicorn that said, "Petunia Paleo, Alicorn Princess of Archeologist Friendship Love, Friend of The Cutie Mark Crusaders, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Archenemy of The Whale, Horse, Elephant and Snake Skeletons, Destroyer of Cheesly, Alpine, Fancy Pants, and Phillip Platypus, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of The Doomsday Twenty-Three and Queen Opaline, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, and Master of Stars, Bones, Magic, and Alicorns"

ペチュニア・パレオ、考古学者のアリコーン・プリンセス、友情愛、キューティー・マーク・クルセイダーズの友人、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、クジラの大敵、馬、象、蛇の骸骨、チーズリー、アルパイン、ファンシー・パンツの破壊者、フィリップ・カモノハシ、勇敢宇宙の戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情と要素の力のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲイツ、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者でありスレイヤー、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、終末二十三の破壊者と女王オパーリン、エクエストリア、ポニービル、およびカンタロットの擁護者、友情テーブルの騎士団のメンバー、そして星、骨、魔法、そしてアリコーンのマスター

Suddenly, Petunia Paleo's immense blue protective aura transformed into an immense protective rainbow aura with elements swirling around it, she'd transformed into her ultimate transformation.

Petunia Paleo has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-EQUESTRIAN ARCHEOLOGIST LOVE ALICORN PRINCESS-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP EQUESTRIAN ARCHEOLOGIST LOVE ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP EQUESTRIAN ARCHEOLOGIST LOVE ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP EQUESTRIAN ARCHEOLOGIST LOVE ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Petunia Paleo's Super Angel-Equestrian Archeologist Love Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when The Platypus Brothers saw it, they went absolutely insane and managed to get unstuck and ran at her to kill her with clubs again, but Petunia Paleo fired a massive barrage of grayish azure and cornflower blue energy, stars, bones, magic, and Alicorns, and they hit Cheesly and his brothers again and they crashed into another wall, they got back up, and they were even madder and more insane than ever.

Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle: (TRULY AMAZED) Whoa...!

Nico: So awesome!

Me: (TRULY AMAZED) Incredible...!

Eli: (AMAZED) So awesome!

Lincoln: (TRULY AMAZED BEYOND IMAGINATION) That's so awesome! Petunia Paleo's transformed into her Super Angel-Equestrian Archeologist Love Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, same with The Pipsqueaks, and with what you four tried to do to them, I'm gonna break both your arms and legs before I break your heads open! And I'll give you four an even worse beating than what Eli did to Flip!

We gasped!

Petunia Paleo: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The United Friendship Divine Cosmic Starstorm Equestrian Archeologist Love Alicorn Princess Angel and Divine United Friendship Divine Cosmic Starstorm Equestrian Archeologist Love Alicorn Princess Angel Love) Yep, you four are done for, let's get them, Lincoln.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined The Pipsqueaks and Petunia Paleo, and so did we as we also unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Flip already got the beating he deserved from Eli, and now, it's your turn to suffer the consequences of our wrath!

Lincoln, Seashell, Glory, Peach Fizz, and Petunia Paleo went after Cheesly, Alpine, Fancy Pants, and Phillip who's now gone Nth Degree Fucked-Up Insane, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, green energy, light blue energy, orange energy, grayish azure and cornflower blue energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Golems, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Elemental Phoenixes, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at The Platypus Brothers and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.

Then, they attacked them with their massive greatswords leaving scars on them and Lincoln left many more with his gold claws and firing energy slashes from his gold claws and he, The Pipsqueaks, and Petunia Paleo attacked them with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really really really driving The Platypus Brothers even madder and even more insane than ever until they looked like rabid dogs with rabies.

Cheesly: (NTH DEGREE FUCKED UP SCREAM) YOU! YOU! I WILL KILL YOU ALL!

The Platypus Brothers ran at Lincoln, The Pipsqueaks, and Petunia Paleo now completely crazy and now out of their minds, but Lincoln, The Pipsqueaks, and Petunia Paleo kicked The Platypus Brothers into the air and Lincoln summoned a storm, and they got electrocuted severely with lightning strike after lightning strike and they crashed onto the ground.

Then, Lincoln pounced on Cheesly, Alpine, Fancy Pants, and Alpine, and he proceeded to give them an even worse version of the nastiest, ugliest, bloodiest, and most graphic beating Eli gave Flip, and it's like nothing anyone could ever imagine as we saw it.

LINCOLN SMASHED THEM IN THEIR NOSES, HE TORE THEIR TAILS OFF AND HE SHOVED THEM INTO THEIR BELLY BUTTONS, THEN HE PROCEEDED TO TEAR THEIR HAIR OFF!

BELLOWING SCREAMS OF PAIN!

THEN, LINCOLN PROCEEDED TO SCRATCH CHEESLY, ALPINE, FANCY PANTS, AND PHILLIP ALL OVER THE PLACE WITH HIS GOLDEN-ARMORED CLAWS DRAWING TONS OF BLOOD THAT TRANSFORMED INTO BLOOD RED RUBIES THANKS TO HIS CURSE, THEN, HE RAISED HIS MASSIVE GREATSWORD INTO THE AIR, AND THEN!

SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH!

LINCOLN SLASHED THEIR CROTCHES CLEAN OFF AND THEY LET OUT ANOTHER BELLOWING SCREAM OF PAIN!

Me: OH! OH GOD, THAT'S WAY TOO GRAPHIC!

Nico: OH THE INHUMANITY!

THIS CAUSED EVERYONE TO RUN INTO GARBAGE CANS AND THEY THREW UP LIKE CRAZY!

We ran to comfort everyone barfing in the trash cans.

Me: I've got a feeling he could be at this for a long while!

But, just when I was about to be proven right, we saw Lincoln do the worst thing anyone could ever do to The Platypus Brothers: HE GOT OUT AND IGNITED FOUR BOMBS AND STUFFED THEM INTO THEIR THROATS, HE GOT BACK TO US, AND THEN...!

KABOOOOOOMMMMM!

THE BOMBS EXPLODED AND THE PLATYPUS BROTHERS WERE COVERED IN SOOT AND THEIR LOWER BODIES' SKELETONS WERE EXPOSED AND EXTREMLY MASSIVE TONS OF GOLD, JEWELS, GEMS, AND CURRENCIES EXPLODED FROM THEM THANKS TO LINCOLN'S RAMPAGE!

Cheesly: (SUPER AFRAID) THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN EVEN BEAT THAT MONSTER! HE'S EXCESSIVELY TOO STRONG!

Alpine: (SUPER AFRAID) THAT'S IT, WE'RE DONE FOR IF WE STAY ANY LONGER! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

Phillip: (ANGRY) WHAT?! ARE YOU SUGGESTING WE RUN?! THEY RUINED OUR LIVES, WE DON'T RUN, WE STAY AND FIGHT!

But, bad move: Lincoln charged at them on all fours and he was going to kill them, that made The Platypus Brothers turn white as ghosts and they ran for their lives only for Lincoln to headbutt Cheesly in his stomach and he crashed into the others.

Cheesly: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF US! WE'LL BREAK OUT AGAIN AND GET OUR REVENGE ON YOU JERKS ONCE AGAIN!

Suddenly, Lincoln let out a massively loud roar that shook the ground and he pounded his chest like a gorilla and that made Cheesly and his other brothers turn even paler and they ran into a portal that I opened up and they were back in their separate isolated cells at Lynn's Table.

We were really shaking in our shoes!

Nico: Oh..., shit!

Me: Flip's really crossed it when he busted those four morons out of their posts. That stain's already inching closer to getting his just desserts! But, this also proves one thing: mess with Lincoln and that beast will show them no mercy.

We cheered wildly as Lincoln, The Pipsqueaks, and Petunia Paleo holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and The Pipsqueaks' new bodies, clothes, weapons, jewelry, gold halo, Third Eyes, longer tail, longer horns, and massive angel wings are permanent, and Petunia Paleo's new body, clothes, gold halo, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, longer grayish azure and cornflower blue tail, and massive light pale opal angel wings are permanent.

Petunia Paleo: That'll teach those four jerks never to come after us again!

Seashell: They better not, or else those four morons are in for an even worse beating, same with that moron, Flip.

Suddenly, The Pipsqueaks and Petunia Paleo pounced on Lincoln and they kissed him all over his face, massive muscular body, eight-pack abs, and lips, and he returned it, and we cheered for them.

Lincoln: Well, we taught those morons a painful lesson again. How's Dad's thrashing of Flip?

Just then, Lynn Sr. showed up, but his hands were literally covered in blood.

Lynn Sr.: Just got done thrashing that mutant and leaving tons of scratches all over him, including that fat hairy gut of his, and I just got quite the bounty of blood red rubies.

Lynn Sr. showed us ten bags full of blood red rubies courtesy of his thrashing of Flip.

Laney: That's so awesome, Dad!

Luan: Yeesh, I knew Lincoln hated Flip that much that he wanted him to pay, but Dad's fury because of Flip hiring that serial killer to kill Gramps years ago along with all the other things Flip's tried to do to us proved that you want him dead, Dad.

Lynn Sr.: I never should've tried to be friends with that moron if I had known of his real nature, but he'll one day get his just desserts by our hands if he goes over the edge one more time.

Me: That stain will face his punishment!

Nico: And he'll suffer for everything he's ever done!

Me: Oh yeah!

Nico: That takes care of that!

Me: Thank goodness.

Lola: We'll make sure they are staying there this time.

Xenia: Yeah!

Camie: No kidding.

Lincoln: Flip does something like this again I'll make sure we give him the Black Gates for good.

Qin: I agree!

Laney: Yeah that stain on our lives has done too much damage.

Nico: But part of that was graphic!

Nicole: Sorry.

Me: Both Eli and Nicole's parts were.

Qin: Yeah.

Eli: Yep. Now for business. We have Another Whale, Horse, Elephant and Snake Skeletons, Utomodachi and King Shark.

We gasped!

Qin: Whoa!

Lola: Animal skeletons are archenemies? Whoa!

King Shark: Oh yeah! We call them The Skeleton Terrorizers. They are called that because they are animal skeletons that are alive.

Lucy Loud: Wicked.

Eli: Nice.

Maria: Who do we call for them?

Me: Believe it or not she's right here. Petunia agreed to be their archenemy.

Petunia Paleo: Wow! That is so cool!

Maria: Boy that was easy. Didn't have to call anyone else in.

Me: Yeah.

Eli: And I sense that they are one person. Minus Another King Shark.

Me: Neat.

Nico: There they are!

We saw figures come in and they were Another Whale, Horse, Elephant and Snake Skeletons and Utomodachi!

Me: WHOA!

Qin: WHOA! They are living Skeletons!

Starlight Glimmer: Wow! Fright Rider would get along great with them and so would Ghost Roaster, Funny Bone and all the Undead Skylanders.

Me: They sure would.

Another Whale Skeleton: (In a girls voice) That is for sure!

Me: (GASP) That voice!

They merged and she reverted back. She was a girl with blue hair and had black clothes and had star angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol for the Comet Dopant on it and the same symbol was on her skirt and she had a star sword. And her eyes are blank and white meaning she's blind.

Me: (GASP) Callie Comet!

Callie Comet: Awesome to hear your voice again J.D.

Me: You too Callie.

Maria: Oh man She's blind. I wonder what happened.

Me: 15 years ago she lost her vision because her house caught on fire and she was burned in her eyes when a piece of burning debris fell on her and she lost her vision. But she also has the powers of Comets and can command the stars and more.

Philip: Wow! That is awesome!

Nico: Yeah!

Callie Comet: It sure is. And I've also relied on the wind and vibrations in the air to help me get around.

Nico We can fix that.

Me: Like this. (SNAPS FINGERS)

Then she had her blue eyes returned to her and for the first time in 15 years she could see everything clearly again!

Callie Comet: (GASP!) I… I… I CAN SEE! I can see! Wow! What happened!?

Me: I restored your vision. You can see again.

Callie then ran and hugged me.

Callie Comet: Wow! Thank you! This is amazing! Boy I have so much to catch up on now that I can see again! Boy I can't wait to tell my mom.

Me: She is going to be really happy.

Callie Comet: My god J.D. you look amazingly tall.

Me: I know. A lot has happened in 15 years.

Nico: Sorry your first sight is this.

Callie Comet: I can tell a lot went on here. But I heard it all. You guys really messed up the Platypus Brothers.

Me: We sure did. Sorry you had to hear all that. But now that you can see again we have so much to show you.

Callie Comet: And I can't wait to see it all.

Me: Yeah. By the way is the Another King Shark friendly or hostile?

Callie Comet: Friendly and she is really interesting and cool.

Qin: Awesome.

Nico: Yep.

May: Sorry we have to do this.

Callie Comet: No worries.

Me: Those skeletons will make great additions to our museum of fun.

Qin: Yep.

Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.

Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.

(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)

The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background

Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep

Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Spring abundant holoél

She glowed and was separated from the Anothers.

Petunia Paleo: Time for action!

She and Crimson Fox fired waves of energy and blasted them and I caught the Wonder Ride Books.

Me: Awesome!

Maria: Time for backup! (TURNS DIAL) CLONES GALORE 6!

She summoned Multiple Man, Star Creature, Sumo Wrestler Army, Dark Kamen Rider Drive, Land Pollution Vice Minister Hiramechimedes and Hydra (Hercules)!

Me: Oh yeah!

Qin: Yeah!

Nico: Now we wait.

Me: We don't have to wait long!

We saw a figure and it was ANOTHER KING SHARK!

Nico: Whoa!

Qin: Awesome!

Another King Shark: (In a girls voice) Boy this will be fun!

Me: That voice!

She reverted back and it was a girl with dark blue hair and blue eyes and she had pitch black clothes and she had black angel wings and a tiara that had the symbol for the Terror Dopant on it and it was on her skirt too and she had a demon sword.

Me: (GASP) Trina Terror!

Trina Terror: Good to see you again J.D.

Me: You too. Trina is the Embodiment of the Terror Dopant and she is known as the master of terror and she has the power to bring your worst fears to life. She even can use Doom Sharks like Kaos can and she can even summon nightmare sharks to terrorize people all over.

King Shark: Wow! Awesome to meet an amazing shark master.

Trina Terror: Same here.

Kaito: (gets out Jetman gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Zocks: (gets out Zyuranger gear) Because we can grant it instead

Kaito got a jet sword and Zocks got a Mighty Morphin sword.

Trina Terror: No he didn't promise me anything. I used his fear of The Tortured One and made it scare him really bad. I used my nightmare sharks to make them scarier than every.

Nico: WHOA!

Qin: Clever and awesome.

Xenia: Yeah!

Me: Nice work!

Trina Terror: I know.

Sougo: (gets out Jetman Ridewatch) King Shark can be scary too.

Geiz: (gets out Mighty Morphin Ridewatch) He even ate Luther Paradigm alive once.

Sougo got RedHawkArmor while Geiz got TyrannoMightyMorphinArmor

King Shark: It's true. I did. He tasted like chicken.

Trina Terror: Nice! I'm glad he is dead now.

Qin: Yeah.

Me: Sorry we have to fight like this.

Trina Terror: No worries.

She turned into Another King Shark!

Nico: Spread the sharks! (ACTIVATES KING SHARK AND UTOMODACHI'S RIDEWATCHES)

He fired blasts of energy and blasted her down.

May: Take this! (ACTIVATES SHARK BROTHERS AND GAMMAIZER FIRE'S RIDEWATCHES)

She fired waves of fire and energy and smashed her down.

Maria: Top this too. (ACTIVATES EVIL POISON IVY AND UNIVERSE 666 MYSTIQUE'S RIDEWATCHES)

She fired waves of energy and leaves and smashed her down.

Crimson Fox: Now for this one. (ACTIVATES UTOMODACHI'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired waves of energy and smashed her down.

Then Webstor, Man Spider, Banshee Woman, Levia-Slate, Leo Zodiarts and Mosquito Girl came.

Nico: Awesome Team Webstor!

Webstor: Thanks Nico.

But then I felt a chill run down my back.

Me: (SHIVERING) WHOA! That was a little cold!

Nico: Yeah that was cold!

?: Sorry.

We saw Ice Man.

Me: Ice Man. Wow!

Ice Man 2: (In a girls voice) Sorry about that. I am a cold one.

Nico: Eis Ice!? Whoa!

Eis Ice: Good to see you again Nico. I got this.

She fired ice blasts and blasted Another King Shark and she was back to normal and I caught the ridewatch and purified it.

I brought Trina over as she was wobbling.

Me: Awesome!

Eis Ice: That was fun.

Me: Let me guess, you're naked right?

Eis Ice: Yep.

Me: Oh boy.

I put on my blind man glasses.

Nicole: Anyone peeks at her I will do much worse than I did with the Platypus Brothers.

The boys covered their eyes.

Me: It's going to hurt a lot.

Eis Ice: I know. I'm ready.

Me: Okay. (SNAPS FINGERS)

She then doubled over in pain.

She threw up.

She fired a beam of ice and it froze May in a block of ice! She reverted back and was a girl with blue hair and had blue eyes and had blue angel wings and had a snowflake in the middle of her forehead.

Eis Ice: (Groans) That hurt.

She got up and was naked.

Eis Ice: Whoa. (Sees herself) GAH! Eyes to yourselves perverts!

Rarity: Don't worry darling. We can fix this.

The fashion brigade gave her awesome new blue clothes.

Eis Ice: Wow! Awesome clothes. Whoa! I froze May in a block of ice! Sorry about that.

Me: One sec.

I fired a wave of fire and thawed her out.

May: It's fine. You have ice powers like me. I expected your first name to begin with an I.

Eis Ice: I know. But my name is Eis Ice. Like Eis Shenron. Ice Ice would sound confusing and silly.

Nico: Clever.

Crimson Fox: It sure is. What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Eis Ice: When me and Nico found a bunch of mafia men and we froze them in ice and delivered them to the cops.

Qin: Awesome.

Nico: Yep.

Nico and Eis hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

Eis Ice: Same here Nico.

We went back home.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Raiden, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Jade, and Omi are heading to Dublin, Ireland, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the four girls here, but we're going to face the sixth of Quan Chi's revenants: the Revenant version of Kabal, and we're going to have Drakus destroy him for good.

And we had the whole team with us, since we got ourselves a huge emergency, and we also brought The Masters of Evil with us.

Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Dublin, Ireland, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the four girls here, but we're going to face the sixth of Quan Chi's revenants: the Revenant version of Kabal, and we're going to have Drakus destroy him for good.

Nico: (Gulps) What exactly do you have planned for him?

Drakus: Oh, you'll see alright.

Sebastian Mendez: Knowing you, it's bound to be bloody and horrific.

Omi: We must find Kabal's revenant and put a stop to him.

Lincoln: That goddamn thug is going to get a bloody death for everything he's done for The Black Dragon Clan, and he deserves only the cruelest death for his misdeeds.

Suddenly, Lincoln's large solid gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on the corners of the halo began to glow and emanate rainbow light, and then, we saw Lincoln's crisscross orange straps on his chest harness and orange version of He-Man's loincloth, long wild white hair, large white wolf ears, eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and massive white angel wings turn from white to gold as Lincoln transforms into Lincoln, God of The Eternal Wheel of Life.

Suddenly, we saw a beautiful and super sexy girl with long red hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful red angel wings and she's dressed in a blue dress, red knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with light, toys, Keyblades, and angels on the coattails and on the back is The Toy Box and in her right hand is the Favorite Deputy Keyblade and with her are the four girls.

Lincoln: (GASPS) Jessie Campbell, Keyblade Knight of The Toy Box.

Jessie Campbell: That's right, and I got the girls away from Kabal's Revenant before that thug could kill them and Boss Cass took off again.

?: You're all about share a grave!

We then saw our target: the Revenant version of Kabal, and he was out for our heads!

Sylvester: You Black Dragon scumbag! It's time for you to die!

Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.

Lincoln: Even in this world and in your timeline, you have and always will be a criminal, Kabal, and there is no place for you here! Let's get that Black Dragon thug and make him pay!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Demonic Bloodstained Stellar Eternal Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel of Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Justice and Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Compassion and he unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demon Knight Sparda Demonic Fang Demon Hound Greatsword of Demon Hound Darkness Justice from his back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Omi, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Revenant Kabal, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Drakus: I've been waiting to do this to you for a long time, Black Dragon asshole!

Drakus kicked him into a room, closes the door, and turns out the lights, and what follows is a series of painful screams & bear noises as a polar bear tears at Revenant Kabal, and other sounds being heard from the door. Just as the screams stop, Revenant Kabal bursts through the door, with scratches all over. He tried to escape and get after us again, but the bear grabs him, and dragged in back in to finish the job, only for Revenant Kabal to run, slip on banana peels Drakus placed, and fall down a trap door, and he's dead from the fall at the bottom, and his soul is sent to The Black Gates for good. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down and Lincoln's wild gold hair, eleven massive and long gold wolf tails, and massive gold angel wings change back to white, and the gold crisscross straps of his chest harness and gold He-Man's loincloth change back to orange.

Lincoln: Never again will The Black Dragon Clan plague Earth ever again, rot in The Black Gates forever with the rest of your fellow thugs, Revenant Kabal! (To Jessie Campbell) And it's so good to see you again, Jessie Campbell.

Jessie Campbell: You too, Linky, it's been a long time, and it's also good to see you, Riku, Kairi, Roxas, Lea, Namine, and Xion again, Sora.

Sora: You too, Jessie.

Lincoln went up to Jessie Campbell and he hugged her, and Jessie Campbell is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Jessie Campbell: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories and gold halo behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know these three sexy hot mamas?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D, this is Jessie Campbell, Keyblade Knight of The Toy Box, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a Keyblader and proud defender of toys. She's a very good friend of Andy, Woody, Buzz, and all their friends, plus, she knew that Hannah Phillips and Andy are dating and she was really happy for them, but she harbors a truly nasty hatred for Hannah's nasty toy-destroying vile monster, Sid Phillips, and wanted to make him pay for his crimes against toys, and she also harbors a very nasty hatred towards ALL THE MEMBERS of Organization XIII, and she wants to make sure them pay for their crimes. She is also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi, Eli, Cid, Namine, Roxas, Xion, Yuffie, Leon, Aerith, and all their friends on all worlds including Sora's mother and is a very awesome sister to Aqua and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married.

Me: Jeez, so we weren't the only ones who hated that nasty toy-destroying monster.

Nico: Looks like it, and we took care of Sid Phillips and we threw him in The Charon Reform School for the rest of his life.

Jessie Campbell: Good, that no-account scumbag deserved it.

Michelle Emperyous: He sure did, and Jessie came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.

Laney: She never took kindly to those who would destroy toys, and Sid was at the top of her list.

Lincoln: She swore if she ever saw him hurt another toy again, she'd summon the spirits of the destroyed toys to get revenge on him.

Luna: Thank goodness she didn't, it would've gotten pretty ugly.

Lincoln: Yeah, thank goodness, and now that you're here, Jessie.

Lincoln went up to and hugged Jessie Campbell in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Jessie Campbell: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Jessie Campbell's necks with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Jessie Campbell: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Jessie Campbell.

Jessie Campbell had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes and she then pounced on Lincoln and she proceeded to kiss him on his face, lips, massive muscled body, and eight-pack abs, and he also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the four girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them immediately. The four girls are Mari Enomoto, Masayo Ukai, Sayaka Asai, and Yuko Igarashi from Dirty Laundry.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Mari Enomoto, Masayo Ukai, Sayaka Asai, and Yuko Igarashi from Dirty Laundry.

Nicole: Whoa, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Mari Enomoto: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Mari Enomoto and the other three girls saw who it was that saved them from the Revenant version of Kabal, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white choker collar with gold accents and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura around him.

Mari Enomoto: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.

Lincoln made three clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Mari Enomoto: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Mari Enomoto, Masayo Ukai, Sayaka Asai, and Yuko Igarashi with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to the World Tree Estate, and we took down the next of the Revenants of Quan Chi.

Maria: And now, we've taken down the next of Quan Chi's revenants.

Lincoln: Yeah, we've still got the Revenant versions of Stryker, Nightwolf, Jade, Jax, and Sub-Zero to stop, and then, we get after Boss Cass before he does something even more dangerous.

Me: I'm gonna rip that dirty cassoway's head off for this!

Nico: Save seconds for all of us, J.D., he's not getting out of this alive!


After destroying Revenant Kabal, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Jessie Campbell saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her faces, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Jessie Campbell: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Jessie, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Jessie Campbell: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.

Jessie Campbell: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.

Nico: Yep. So, Jessie, what memories did you have with Lincoln?

Jessie Campbell: We were hoping you'd ask that. Well, one time, Lincoln and I along with the rest of his Guardian Angels and harem were at Paige's house for some fun. But, then, Becky Long's alarm sounded, and we suddenly heard the familiar sound of a loud belch in the air along with catching the smell of B.O., farts, and smelly feet, and we knew who it was that had those sorts of characteristics: that aggressive, belching, farting, rude, disgusting pig of a sister, Lynn, and we found out that mutt was back to kill Lincoln and all of us. We'd had enough of that filthy animal running loose again, so we pounced on and beat that mutt hard into the ground, but then, I hogtied that animal and ran her back to The Loud House and she got grounded for nineteen weeks and thrown into a metal container.

Eli: Not again, Lynn!

Nico: Sometimes, Lynn is such a glutton for punishment.

Lincoln: She sure was a glutton for punishment, no matter how many times we'd clobbered her, she always came back for more, she was stubborn, infuriating, and narrow-minded thanks to her Dark Side.

Luna: Which is why we're so glad to be rid of her for good.

Me: You said a mouthful, Luna.

We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Simulator Da Qiao, Simulator Zhu Rong, and Simulator Nō are heading to Shoal Atoll.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange and black swim trunks with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the swim trunks, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Simulator Da Qiao, Simulator Zhu Rong, and Simulator Nō are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Simulator Da Qiao, Simulator Zhu Rong, and Simulator Nō had feelings for Lincoln, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.

Simulator Da Qiao: So, this is Shoal Atoll, it truly is beautiful.

Lincoln: It sure is, Da Qiao, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?

Lincoln, Simulator Da Qiao, Simulator Zhu Rong, and Simulator Nō dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the back they had an awesome volleyball game, and Simulator Da Qiao, Simulator Zhu Rong, and Simulator Nō got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, but then, they saw hulking muscle-bound thugs hired by Flip coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he'd sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.

Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Simulator Da Qiao, Simulator Zhu Rong, and Simulator Nō and they hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Simulator Da Qiao, Simulator Zhu Rong, and Simulator Nō placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and we saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.

Me: (Whistles) Looks like you really had a good time at Shoal Atoll, eh, Lincoln?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!

Suddenly, three Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Simulator Da Qiao, Simulator Zhu Rong, and Simulator Nō with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Simulator Da Qiao, Simulator Zhu Rong, and Simulator Nō are in your harem.

Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.

Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.

Rarity: And trying to kill Simulator Da Qiao, Simulator Zhu Rong, and Simulator Nō, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.

Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!

Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.

Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!

Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!

Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.

Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!

Inuyasha: (YELLS AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS AT FLIP) SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE, YOU MUTANT!

Suddenly, the Beads of Subjugation on Flip's neck glowed and the amplified gravity forced Flip to faceplant on the ground, and we laughed hysterically.

Nico: Those Beads of Subjugation really are awesome!

Lincoln: And that'll be to remand that stupid mutant if he so much as gets anymore dumb ideas once again. Remind me to add more punishments to him.

Me: We'll do just that.


Later it was time for another awesome Super Mario Galaxy adventure.

Nico: Next is Dreadnought Galaxy.

Me: That battleship galaxy! Whoa! I remember that one.

Nicole: Boy that was a challenge.

Nico: Who wants to go with?

Rocket Raccoon: Me and Eddy?

Me: Ooh! Cool!

Eddy: Lets do it!

They went in and it activated and they were at DREADNOUGHT GALAXY!

Nico: We're here.

Eddy: Wow!

Nico: Any tips, Nicole?

Nicole: (On the Radio) Well you guys are going to face Topmaniac for round 2 right?

Nico: Yep.

Nicole: So do what you did to him before.

Nico: Okay then.

?: Let me help you guys.

Out came a girl with yellow hair and red eyes and she had yellow clothes, Red Angel Wings and had a tiara with the symbol for the Sun Vulcan team from 1981 on it and she had the same symbol on her skirt and she had a Sun Sword in her hand.

Sunny Vulcan: Sunny Vulcan, Embodiment of The Taiyo Sentai Sun Vulcan Team of 1981 ready for action.

Rocket Raccoon: Awesome to have you with us.

Sunny Vulcan: Same here.

Nico: Awesome!

Sunny Vulcan: Lets go get that top.

Nico: With pleasure.

Eddy: All right!

They were off.

Eddy: If I were a spinning top, where would I hide?

Nico: Right there.

They found an arena and they landed and out came TOPMANIAC! For round 2!

Nico: Topmaniac!

Eddy: Lets get him!

Rocket Raccoon: Yeah!

Sunny Vulcan: This is gonna be good!

Nico: (gets out King Shark and Merman's Ridewatches) This might get fishy!

Nico activated them and fired waves of water and smashed the top of Topmaniac's head.

Nico: YEAH!

Sunny Vulcan: I am not just the Embodiment of the Sun Vulcan Team but I am also known as the Princess of the Sun.

She fired sun bombs and they hit the top of Topmaniac and blasted him.

Nico: WHOA!

Eddy: Awesome! Now time for me and Rocket.

Rocket: You don't have to tell me twice!

They fired last blasts from their blasters and blasted him and he exploded!

Nico: YEAH!

Then the star came out!

Nico: There's the star!

Eddy: Me and Rocket got it!

They got the star!

YOU GOT A STAR!

Sunny Vulcan: That was awesome!

Nico: YEAH!

They high five.

Rocket Raccoon: Anything else you want to say about your background?

Sunny Vulcan: Sure. I am called the Princess of The Sun because I was literally born on the Sun and raised on Earth and it's how I got amazing Sun powers. Also I am one of the best pastry chefs in the world and I make some of the most amazing cakes and donuts in the world.

Nico: Cool!

Eddy: Boy you would be amazing for Lily and Homer. They love all foods including donuts.

Nico: It's true.

Sunny Vulcan: I can tell they will love them.

Nico: Would you like to join the team?

Sunny Vulcan: I would be honored.

They left and we cheered wildly.


Meanwhile at M.O.E. HQ in Montana, Griffin was heading into his room.

Griffin: Time for me to take a nap for a few hours.

With that, Griffin hopped on his bed and clutched his pillow. Or at least he thought it was a pillow.

Griffin: Huh?

Poromon: Hello?

Manaphy: Hey Griffin.

Griffin: Hey what are you guys doing here?

Poliwag: Having some fun.

Horsea: And we're hiding to have fun with Maria and everyone.

Griffin: Do Nico, May and everyone know you're here?

Manaphy: They should get our message.

Splat: Hey, has anyone seen the mascots?

Maria: Nope. Haven't seen them.

Nico: Me neither.

May: Yeah.

I was getting a glass of juice.

Me: Huh?

I saw a note.

Me: (Reading) "Gone to M.O.E. HQ to have some fun. Come and find us. Mascots." Oh you silly guys.

I went and brought the note over to Nico and he read it.

Nico: WHAT!?

UH OH!

Manaphy: This is a nice room, Griffin.

Griffin: Thanks. My bed as you see is a birds nest.

Poromon: Perfect for a fellow bird.

Griffin: Indeed.


We were flying over to M.O.E. HQ.

Nico: When I find those little sillies they are going to be in trouble.

Me: Nico don't be too hard on them! You know they just like to have fun. Besides they want to see more of M.O.E. HQ. It's not every day we go see what their HQ is like.

Nico: You're right on that. It is not every day we go there.

Inkling: I hope they haven't caused too much trouble.

Me: Me too.

Qin: Yeah.


In Griffin's room the Mascots were reading books.

Poromon: Awesome selection of books.

Griffin: Thanks.

Manaphy: They sure are awesome and Mama loves all these.

Griffin: I'm glad she does.

Poliwag was jumping on the bed with Horsea

Horsea: Bouncy!

Poliwag: HAHAHA! YEAH!

Griffin: (LAUGHS) Yeah it sure is.

The doorbell rang and it was a scary demonic laugh.

Mascots: (SCREAM)

Griffin: Oh it's just our doorbell. Scary huh.

Outside we heard the doorbell.

Me: Okay that doorbell is scary.

Nico: Yeah sounds like something out of a haunted house.

Eli: Yeah.

Vypra answered it.

Vypra: Hey guys.

Me: Hello Vypra. Sorry to drop by like this.

Vypra: You want to find the mascots right?

Me: Uh yeah.

Vypra: They're in Griffin's room. Follow me.

Horri Bull: I hope they haven't mssed up Griffin's room.

Vypra: No they are just talking and getting to see his room.

Me: That's cool.

Vexen: Hey guys!

Me: Hey Vexen. Sorry for the unexpected swing by but the mascots are here.

Vexen: Ah no worries.

We were led to Griffin's room.

Vypra: Here we are.

I knocked on the door.

Griffin: Come in!

We opened it and saw the mascots looking at photo albums with Griffin.

Griffin: And here is me bashing Iron Man in New York.

Poromon: Wow!

Me: Aw you're reminiscing about stuff.

Poromon: Hey guys!

Punch: How the Hell did you guys get out of the Estate anyway?!

Poromon: Oh we took this.

He showed a special pneumatic tube system that goes from our estate to the M.O.E. HQ

Poromon: It's called the Mascot Tube Transport.

Manaphy: We secretly built it. It's a tube system that goes from the estate to here.

Nico: That is totally new.

Me: Very crafty. Like one of those old fashioned mail delivery tubes.

Poromon: Yep.

Qin: That is slippery and genius.

Griffin: I didn't know you built that here.

Nico: When did you build this?!

Manaphy: 6 months ago. We built it to get to know the M.O.E. HQ better and hang out with everyone here.

Me: Oh. That is cool

May: Aww you guys want to spend time with everyone here.

Me: That's understandable.

Lisa Loud: Next time, ask permission!

Nico: You took the words right out of my mouth Lisa.

Lisa Loud: Apologies.

Poromon: Sorry.

Me: No harm done but you should ask us.

Poromon: We will.

Griffin: Hey, at least you saw my room. Now, there's only 309 of the core ones to go.

Me: (LAUGHS) That is true. Your room is awesome Johnny.

Nico: A birds nest for a bed is cool.

Qin: Yeah.


Later we were back home.

Carnivac: We have to get a full view on the Core Masters of Evil members rooms in the future

Me: Good idea.

Qin: I agree there.

Nico: I do too.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow iris of his Third Eye glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it was none other than Comrade Black from DeBlob, and he's planning to drain the color and take over the world of DeBlob. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Lincoln: Oh, shoot!

Lincoln sounded the alarm and we rushed in.

Nico: We heard the alarm, what's up, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, the person is none other than Comrade Black from DeBlob, and he's planning to drain the color and take over the world of DeBlob.

We gasped.

Nicole: That color draining black and white monster!

Nico: Comrade Black from DeBlob? Whoa!

Me: We're not letting that monster drain the color of the world of DeBlob and take over!

Nico: You said it, that monster's getting his death sentence!

Camie: Who is Comrade Black?

Nicole: The main bad guy from the video game DeBlob.

She went over his history.


He invades the fictional world of Chroma City, taking away all the color with the help of the INKT Corportaion - prompting the titular hero of Blob to save the city alongside a rebel faction known as the Color Underground.

Comrade Black attempts everything from propaganda campaigns to the creation of super-soldiers to try and deal with Blob but continually fails to stop the hero.

When Blob and the Color Underground manage to liberate nearly all of Chroma City, Comrade Black desperately orders all his troops to retreat to his spaceship in Lake Raydia, and attempts to launch all the stolen color into a black hole where it will be lost forever.

Blob manages to stowaway onto the spaceship and defeat Comrade Black, then detonates a device that devours the spacecraft in a burst of color and whimsy.

A post-credits scene reveals that Comrade Black survived the destruction of his spaceship, and is now trapped on a tiny island populated by cute, colorful creatures, much to his hatred.

However, in de Blob 2 it is revealed that Comrade Black escaped his island by forcing its inhabitants to build him a cannon to do so, which shoots him to a colorful city called Prisma City.

By the time Blob and his new friend Pinky track him down, they find that the Downtown District of the city is colorless, and later they begin to learn about a mysterious priest named Papa Blanc who is participating in the election of Prisma City's new mayor. Blob and Pinky begin to suspect something when they find that Papa Blanc is turning all the Raydians into mindless, color-hating people called Blancs by brainwashing them in ink and using strange henchmen called Shepherds to keep everyone in line with hypnosis. Sure enough, when the elections are over and Papa Blanc wins, he turns out to be Comrade Black! Blob was able to stop Black from officially being sworn in, but then he escaped and continued his reign of gray over the city.

When the duo of heroes arrive at the city zoo, turned into a detention center, Blob receives a surprising telegram from Black, who tells Blob he has captured the Color Underground and is now humiliating them in front of the Inkies and Blancs. But Blob is able to break into the zoo, reclaim it from INKT, and rescue his friends.

Eventually, Blob regains more and more of Prisma City with his color powers, eventually forcing Comrade Black to take over the Prisma City Space Agency and launch himself and his few remaining Inky soldiers into space. When Blob and Pinky follow him, they learn that the entire time Comrade Black had been using them. At the end of each level in the game, a mysterious satellite dish on the Major Landmark shoots an energy beam into the sky. On the last level, Black reveals that ironically he was relying on Blob's color energy to power his doomsday device which he calls a Hypno Ray that will hypnotize the entire planet. Again, he taunts Blob by forcing him several times to choose to save Graydians trapped in biodomes rigged with explosives and risk running out of time, or keep going and abandon them.

When Blob reaches Black on the Hypno Ray, Black touches the beam of the Hypno Ray and it mutates him, making him grow much larger, stronger, and fatter, beginning the final boss battle. As the battle continues, it goes on from just fighting Comrade Black to fighting off several groups of his soldiers ranging from normal Inky Soldiers to a new bazooka wielding soldier called the Spikey Inky. Blob was able to defeat Comrade Black by overloading the Hypno Ray with color. This creates a black hole in which Comrade Black was sucked in, but Pinky saved Blob and they both arrived safely on Planet Raydia.

A post-credits cutscene shows that Comrade Black is still alive in space, but with all his army gone and lost deep in space, it's very doubtful he'll be able to terrorize Planet Raydia ever again...


When she we done we were shocked!

Qin: WHOA!

Nico: He wants to drain the color from everything huh? Not on our watch!

Alice Gehabach: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?

Hydranoid: I bet you they're all going to vomit when reverting back now.

Nico: Yeah. Now we have the robots from Mega Man 2 to meet. Next will be Heat Man.

Qin: Awesome!

Lola: And hot too.

Lola: Yeah!

Then the previous group came. Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Elysium, the major antagonist in Dragalia Lost and he's come to destroy the world. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is someone we're not going to like one bit: the figure we saw and the dark energy we sensed belongs to Elysium, the major antagonist in Dragalia Lost and he's come to destroy the world.

Nicole: Oh, shit, this isn't good.

Claire Callaghan: We need to slay that traitorous dragon here and now.

Lincoln: Exactly what we're going to do, Claire, and just like what I did to Chronos yesterday, I'm going to absorb him!

Me: Uh oh.

Nico: This is going to get ugly. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading to the world of DeBlob, and we're going to destroy that monster, Comrade Black.

Lincoln: Comrade Black isn't getting away with this, he's going to be destroyed for trying to drain the color and take over the world, and once we get done with destroying Comrade Black, you're next, Elysium.

Claire Callaghan: I will never allow him to live a single second further, this time, he dies here and now!

Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and we headed to the world of DeBlob and destroy Comrade Black and take back the color, and once we get done with destroying Comrade Black, Lincoln and Claire Callaghan are going to destroy Elysium of Dragalia Lost.

We went to the ship and we were off to the planet Raydia.


The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was flying through space.

Nico: Captain's Log, Stardate 9033.9: The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix is en route to the planet Raydia. Our mission is to help Blob and his team the Color Underground battle the evil Comrade Black and make sure no color gets turned into black and white forever.

Xenia: This is gonna be amazing.

Lisa Loud: We have arrived at our destination.

Nico: On screen.

We were at the planet Raydia.

Drakkon: Is this it?.

Nico: Yep.

Lola: It sure is awesome.

Nico: Lets engage the landing.

We got to landing and we were in front of Chroma City and it was being drained of its color.

Me: So this is Chroma City.

Inkling: Perfect place to recolor it.

Splat: It sure is.

Fourtress: How do we find Blob?

Chan Lee: Shouldn't be too hard. Just look for a moving blob with a smiling face.

Nico: How about right there?

We saw Blob and his friends of different colors fighting Comrade Black's men.

Nico: Lets make a mess!

We went at them.

Blob: No way are we letting you drain our city!

But then…

KRASPLAT!

Orange paint splattered all over the soldiers and they dissolved!

Inkling: Never mess with color.

Blob: Wow! Team Loud Phoenix Storm! It's an honor to meet you all and Lady Nicole thank goodness you all arrived.

Nicole: I'm glad we did and no need for formalities. Just Nicole is fine.

Blob: I'm glad you all came. Lets meet up at our base.

We followed him.

We arrived at the base of Blob and friends and it was an abandoned subway station.

Baron Mordo: Is there a base that you guys use?

Blob: It sure is.

Green Blob: We're glad you made it though.

Orange Blob: Yeah we're going to destroy Comrade Black once and for all.

Purple Blob: We've had it with him.

Blob: Oh, this is the Color Underground. They've been good friends for a long time. This is the Professor, who's the leader. And these are Arty, Zip, Bif, and Pinky

Zenet Surrow: Nice to meet you guys!

Contestir: You seem like a good resistance.

Pinky: We sure are.

Arty: Yep and it's awesome to have the famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm here.

Camie: We're glad to help out.

Me: Yep.

Captain Cold: (looks outside) Man, those Graydians look miserable.

Blob: I know. Comrade Black is draining all the color from everything and making the world sad and depressing.

Nico: No kidding.

Xenia: This is horrible.

Qin: Maybe my rainbow ray can make the color come back.

Blob: Luckily, all I have to do is get in contact with color and I can not only free the Graydians. But also recolor the buildings too.

Gus Grav: That's good thinking.

Vulcan: We can help with that as well.

Me: We are going to need a lot of color and more.

Xenia: Yeah.

Lincoln: I can do orange for this.

Xenia: And we all can do each of the colors.

Blob went outside came in contact with a pool of Orange Color, becoming orange as a result.

Blob: Can you guys cover me while I paint the Graydians and the buildings?

Dayu: We can! Comrade Black's goons won't be able to hurt us with their ink weapons.

Me: That we can do.

I got my Paintbrush of Iris ready!

Tabby: Lets do it mates!

Splat: Yeah!

We blasted the Black Goons with our paint and Inkling and Splat blasted them with Ink.

Splat: The Art of War!

She fired paint and dissolved them.

Blob turned orange and turned the buildings orange.

Hotlink: Keep it up, Blob!

Nico: Yeah!

Blob: You got it!

We fired waves of color and drenched all of Comrade Black's men and destroyed them.

Inkling: Suck on Ink!

She fired waves of orange ink and blasted Comrade Black's men all over!

KRASPLAT!

Pinky: Don't let Blob get into any water. Any color he has will wash off!

Harpymon: Like we'll let that happen!

Me: Right!

Qin fired her rainbow ray and blasted numerous men of Comrade Black.

Nico: Yeah! Nice shot Qin.

Qin: Thanks!

Jesse Glenn: (to Comrade Black's men) Now now. It's not polite to interrupt a star of a performance.

Plitheon: Especially when he's working!

They fired lasers and me and Nico fired waves of paint and drenched the men.

SPLAT!

Mickey: Top this one!

He fired waves of paint thinner and drenched and dissolved the men and killed them.

Me: Awesome job Mickey!

ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!

Rainbow Dash ran fast and fired rainbow lightning and blasted Comrade Black's men.

Rainbow Dash: Awesome!

Bonz: I'll summon some monsters to protect you, Blob!

Blob: Thanks!

Bonz summoned his signature undead monsters! He summoned Pumpking and more.

Nico: Take that!

Mason Brown: Blob, tell me you're almost done!

Avior: Because now, they're sending in the big guns!

Blob: Just finished!

Rainbow Dash: Awesome! Lets see how they like this!

She ran fast and flew into the air and then..

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

She formed a massive Sonic Rainboom and rained down color all over and melted the big guns and tanks over the place and destroyed Comrade Black's men and even restored the color to the entire city!

Xenia: WHOA!

Nico: Nice one!

Me: Great job R.D.!

Rainbow Dash: That was really awesome!

Blizzard: There. Everything's colorful again.

Nico: Thanks to Rainbow Dash's Sonic Rainboom.

Xenia: Yep and all of us.

Blob: That is for sure.

Twilight Sparkle: Never underestimate the power of the Sonic Rainboom.

Lola: And the power of the colors of the rainbow.

Nico: Yep. Now to figure out our next move.

Sabator: Oh, it's obvious what that is.

Nurzak: We end Comrade Black's reign of terror.

Nico: Yep.

We set our sights on Comrade Black's ship.

Nico: Entrance time people!

We went at the ship.

Comrade Black was INFURIATED! All his plans were ruined.

Then the spirits of the colors appeared and swirled around him and then converged and then a diamond came out and fired waves of rainbow lights and blasted the ship all over and burned everything in rainbow fire and then out of a blast of rainbow light came us.

Me: Now THAT was a dazzling one!

Comrade Black: Team Loud Phoenix Storm!?

Me: That's right Black! Your color draining days are over!

Red X: Nowhere left to run now!

Comrade Black: SILENCE! I KILL YOU!

I fired a wave of rainbow lightning and blasted him all over the place!

Me: Take that you fiend!

Comrade Black fired ink at us. But the ink had no effect.

Ren Krawler: Seriously?

Linehalt: You know that has no real effect on us, right?

Me: Is that the best you can do?

Rainbow Dash ran fast and fired rainbow lightning and blasted him.

Rainbow Dash: YOU LIKE THAT DIRT CLOD!?

Nico: Top this!

He fired a massive wave of rainbow energy and blasted Comrade Black all over.

Myotismon: The last thing anyone will hear of you wll be the sound of you going splat!

Me: Yeah!

Courage: And that will be from me doing this!

He took in a deep breath and then….

Courage: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

COURAGE RELEASED A MASSIVELY LOUD AND POWERFUL SCREAM AND IT SHOOK EVERYTHING ALL OVER THE SHIP! COMRADE BLACK GROANED AND SCREAMED IN PAIN FROM IT! AND HE WAS MELTING FROM THE SCREAM!

Courage stopped 1 minute and 30 seconds later and he was really beat.

Nico: Nice, Courage!

Francesca: Good golly! That scream is powerful!

She picked up Courage and held him. He was tired.

Comrade Black was a pile of slop from that!

Me: That will hold him long enough for us to have the usual battles.

Then Pinky & The Brain, Black Adam, Jet, Golden Glider, Mole Man, Kite Man, Magneto, Melter, Jack O Lantern and Ragdoll came.

Nico: Pinky & The Brain, Black Adam, Jet, Golden Glider, Mole Man, Kite Man, Magneto, Melter, Jack O Lantern and Ragdoll.

Pinky: Are you guys having a colorful day?

Nico: We sure are!

Black Adam: Good to know.

Me: Yeah!

Jet: Everything here won't be black and white by the time this is done.

Me: That is for sure.

Golden Glider: We heard you fought the Platypus Brothers.

Nico: We sure did.

Mole Man: I hope you guys made them scream!

Me: Oh we sure did. And it was awesome!

Turkey Jerk came.

Me: Geez Turkey Jerk you sure can't get enough punishment can you?

Turkey Jerk: Nope. I love it.

Me: Okay Mr. Eager-To-Be-Pulverized.

Turkey Jerk: So, the ink has no effect on you guys, huh?

Nico: They were designed to be lethal to Blob, not us.

Me: Yep.

Turkey Jerk: Thank goodness.

We got the battles underway.


Superman, Shizuka of Nadeshiko, Shifu, Alita (Panzer Dragoon OVA), Kyle (Panzer Dragoon OVA), Blau (Panzer Dragoon OVA), Superboy, Supergirl, Legion Superman, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Catilla and Carnivac VS Pinky and The Brain, Katie Kaboom, Chicken Boo, Satan (Animaniacs), Copper Cranium, Unicorn Fart Master, Universe 666 Supergiant, Universe 666 Ronan the Accuser, and Universe 666 Cull Obsidian - Nico's Rescues on a Wiener Planet with us striking it rich there and also in Maretime Bay and we battled The Tortured One and Eli beat the living crap out of Flip, Apple Fritter, Triple Berry, Seashell, Peach Fizz and Morning Glory and Petunia Paleo Transforming against the Platypus Brothers and the Tortured One


Pinky & The Brain were first.

Brain: (to Superman) Nico's Rescues were on a Wiener Planet with us striking it rich there and also in Maretime Bay. Not only did he battle The Tortured One and Eli beat the living crap out of Flip but Apple Fritter, Triple Berry, Seashell, Peach Fizz and Morning Glory and Petunia Paleo also Transformed against the Platypus Brothers and the Tortured One.

Superman: It was really awesome seeing all that during these couple of days.

Shizuka: We were amazed seeing the Wiener Planet and that was awesome.

Legion Superman: It sure was awesome. And battling that Tortured One was scary.

Twilight Sparkle: I know. But it was awesome taking it down.

Starshine Sparkle: Boy it sure was. Especially with the Platypus Brothers. Man NICOLE REALLY tore them limb from limb.

Spyro: Everyone was hurling their guts out from the sight of Nicole and Eli thrashing Flip and the Platypus Brothers.

Brain: I would be grossed out too from the sight of that.

Pinky: The sight of what brain? What is so gross?

BLANG!

Brain hit Pinky on the head with a crowbar.

Pinky: (LAUGHS CRAZILY AND STUPIDLY)) NARF!

WHAT AN IDIOT!

Brain: Be quiet you imbecile. Lets do it!

Superman flared up a Planet Krypton aura and Pinky & The Brain flared up Cheese Dragon Auras. Superman sang Place Your Hands by Reef and Pinky & The Brain sang Ain't No Doubt by Jimmy Nail. Suprman and group fired waves of energy and magic and smashed them down.


Batman, Suriko the Titania, Helen Anderson, Tirion Fordring, Alexstrasza, Ysera, Batgirl, Robin, Batman 2039, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Alice Gehabach and Spectra Phantom VS Black Adam, Strikning, Evil Elec Man, Evil Fuse Man, Madame Woe, Universe 666 Thanos, Universe 666 Ebony Maw, Evil Manta, and Universe 666 Proxima Midnight - Us battling Another Bratwurst, Frankfurter Würstchen, Leberwurst, Weisswurst, Blutwurst, Thüringer Rostbratwurst, Kochwurst, Knipp, Gelbwurst, Jagdwurst, Regensburger Wurst, Teewurst, Debrecener, Extrawurst, Currywurst, Ahle Wurst, Wollwurst, Leberkäse, Pinkel, Bierwurst, Polish, Nurenberger, Jalapeño Cheddar, Knackwurst, Genbu and Merman as well as Another Whale, Horse, Elephant and Snake Skeletons, Utomodachi and King Shark who were the Embodiments of the Hot Dog, Plesiosaurus, Comet and Terror Dopants. WHEW! I need a drink


Black Adam was next.

Black Adam (to Batman): Nico and the others did good battling Another Bratwurst, Frankfurter Würstchen, Leberwurst, Weisswurst, Blutwurst, Thüringer Rostbratwurst, Kochwurst, Knipp, Gelbwurst, Jagdwurst, Regensburger Wurst, Teewurst, Debrecener, Extrawurst, Currywurst, Ahle Wurst, Wollwurst, Leberkäse, Pinkel, Bierwurst, Polish, Nurenberger, Jalapeño Cheddar, Knackwurst, Genbu and Merman as well as Another Whale, Horse, Elephant and Snake Skeletons, Utomodachi and King Shark who were the Embodiments of the Hot Dog, Plesiosaurus, Comet and Terror Dopants. (pants) WHEW, I need a drink!

Maria came and gave him some water.

Black Adam: (GULPING) Ahh. Thanks Maria.

Maria: You're welcome.

Batman: Boy that is a lot of villains isn't it.

Suriko: Yeah no kidding!

Starlight Glimmer: It's just amazing that we faced so many of them.

Cozy Glow: Yeah that is amazing and it was fun.

Hex: It sure was.

Black Adam: No kidding and awesome. Lets do it!

Batman flared up a Hades Aura and Black Adam flared up a Zeus Aura. Batman sang Informer by Show and Song and Black Adam sang You Don't Treat Me No Good by Sonia Dada and Batman and group fired waves of skulls, magic, blood, lightning, bones and stars and smashed them down.


Green Lantern, Amelia Waverley, Amelia Bradford, Rainbow Faces, Princess Rose, Dance Princess of The Ice Barrier, Arisia, Kilowag, Jessica Cruz, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Chan Lee and Volt Luster VS Jet (Avatar), Admiral Zhao, Universe 666 Azula, Universe 666 Ozai, Walter Wolf, Universe 666 Riot, Universe 666 Animated Carnage, Universe 666 2007 Venom, and Universe 666 2021 Carnage - Lincoln's Rescues in Africa and in Dublin, Ireland and us battling Revenant Sindel and Kabal


Jet was next.

Jet: (to Green Lantern) I heard Lincoln's Rescues were in Africa and in Dublin, Ireland. He battled Revenant Sindel and Kabal.

Green Lantern: Yeah they were both really awesome and fun.

Amelia Waverley: Everyone had fun on those battles.

Sunset Shimmer: They sure did and it was so fun.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah it was awesome and great.

Sunburn: You got that right.

Jet: Boy that is awesome! Lets do it!

Green Lantern flared up an Ion - Entity of Will Aura and Jet flared up a Phoenix Aura. Green Lantern sang Lovefool by The Cardigans and Jet sang I Love The Night Life by Alicia Bridges. Green Lantern and group fired waves of fire and energy and smashed them down


Hawkgirl, Angel (X-Men), Yusuke Amamiya, Cassandra Alexander, Janner Wingfeather, Tink Wingfeather, Maximum Ride, Angel, Nudge, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Lena Isis and Zenet Surrow VS Magneto, Evil Magnet Man, Evil Gravity Man, Evil Dust Man, Libra Zodiarts, Owlman, Prometheus, Evil Kirby, and Sharpclaw - Meeting the Embodiments of Xaldin, Xigbar and Xemnas as well as Jessie Campbell


Magneto was next.

Magneto: (to Hawkgirl) I heard you all met the Embodiments of Xaldin, Xigbar and Xemnas. As well as Jessie Campbell.

Hawkgirl: We sure did. Their names are Dahlia Xaldin, Irina Xigbar and Allie Xemnas and they are the Keyblade Knights for Deep Space - the World of Stitch, The Land of Dragons - the World of Mulan and The World That Never Was and also Jessie is the Knight for Toy Box - the World of Toy Story.

Magneto: That is really cool!

Angel (X-Men): It sure is awesome.

Rainbow Dash: We all think it's really awesome too.

Scootaloo: Boy no kidding there. That was awesome and fun.

Whirlwind: I agree too.

Magneto: Yeah. Lets do it!

Hawkgirl flared up an angel aura and Magneto flared up a Magnetar Star aura. Hawkgirl sang I'd Do Anything For Love by Meatloaf and Magneto sang Shine by Collective Soul. Hawkgirl and group fired waves of wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed them down.


Aquaman, Snow White, Daisuke Yamamoto, Gyro Man, Yínhé Lóng, Pie Pie Mermaid, Aquagirl, Aqualad, Aqua, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Gus Garv and Tricloid VS Melter, Son of The Chicken from Outer Space, Melt Man (Mega Man), Heat Thing, Yost Viper, Evil Pyre Woman, Spike Rosered, Starman EXE, and Princess Snake - Dreadnought Galaxy


Melter was next.

Melter: (to Aquaman) The next Galaxy was Dreadnought Galaxy. Topmaniac came back for round 2 there.

Aquaman: Yeah he sure was.

Snow White: That was a really awesome adventure.

Rarity: Indeed it was darlings. Everyone had fun.

Sweetie Belle: It sure was fun.

Gill Grunt: You got that right.

Melter: I think so too. Lets do it!

Aquaman flared up an Atlantis Aura and Melter flared up a Slime aura. Aquaman sang 1979 by Smashing Pumpkins and Melter sang Fly by Sugar Ray. Aquaman and group fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.


Green Arrow, Kento of Hardrock, Keiichiro, Veronica Tesla, Claudia Kipinsk, Nancianna Sakurai, Speedy, Arrowette, Robin Hood, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Horri Bull and Hotlink VS Jack O Lantern, Jack O Lantern (Billy & Mandy), Headless Horseman (EENE), Evil Bomb Man, Rishu, El Jefe, Arachnid Woman, Ember Woman, and Atomic Woman - US having a Carolina Reaper Pepper Eating Contest and the Mascots Hiding out and having fun in Griffin's room


Jack O Lantern was next.

Jack O Lantern (to Green Arrow): You guys had a Carolina Reaper Pepper Eating Contest yesterday. And today, the Mascots Hid out and had fun in Griffin's room

Green Arrow: They sure did and man those peppers everyone ate were explosively hot!

Kento: WHEW! No kidding! My mouth was on fire the whole day!

Applejack: My mouth was burning hotter than the sun!

Apple Bloom: That was hot and fun.

Flashwing: It sure was. But the Mascots had fun there.

Jack O Lantern: They sure did and man that is crazy. Lets do it!

Green Arrow flared up a Robin Hood Aura and Jack O Lantern flared up a Headless Horseman Aura. Green Arrow sang Sweat (A La La La La Song) by Inner Circle and Jack O Lantern sang Accidentally by Kelly Street. Green Arrow and group fired waves of arrows, earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.


Wonder Woman, Silica, Estella Skyla, Elaine Wittgenstein, Gem Cavvenport, Olivia Orrovia, Wonder Girl, Amazon Archer, Amazon Swordwoman, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Jesse Glenn, and Snarler VS Kite Man, Evil Wind Man, Evil Air Man, Evil Tornado Man, Yost Vulture, Kazarina, Roll (Wily), Cenicienta (Sailor Moon), and Stoica - The party we had was awesome and fun


Kite Man was next.

Kite Man (to Wonder Woman): The party we had was awesome and fun. We talked about how we destroyed Grandfather.

Wonder Woman: We sure did and that was really awesome and fun.

Silica: That was a really awesome battle for us back then.

Fluttershy: It was a really fun and amazing battle.

Tornado Bolt: Boy it sure was.

Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) It sure was really fun ja.

Stealth Elf: Yeah that was really cool.

Kite Man: Boy that is awesome. Lets do it!

Wonder Woman flared up an Amazon Aura and Kite Man flared up a Roc aura. Wonder Woman sang Big Me by Foo Fighters and Kite Man sang You Gotta Be by Des'ree and Wonder Woman and group fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and energy and smashed them down.


Martian Manhunter, Felix the Cat, Blind Maria Johnson, Pan, Bambi, Goldie (Felix the Cat), Sailor Mars, Marsmon, Agent of Force - Mars, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Mason Brown and Battletrap VS Mole Man, Evil Ground Man, Evil Earth Man, Evil Crystal Man, Peg Leg Pete, Madame Catastrophe, Metamorphosis, Hocus Pocus, and Fortress Crab Ω - Chroma City is invaded by the INKT Corporation and we're going to help stop them


Mole Man was next.

Mole Man (to Martian Manhunter): Chroma City is invaded by the INKT Corporation. And we're going to help stop them!

Martian Manhunter: I agree there too. They robbed the city of their color.

Felix: They sure did and we will make sure they are stopped.

Pinkie Pie: What they did makes them party poopers!

Maud Pie: (Monotonously) That is for sure there.

Featherweight: I agree too and no one steals color on our watch.

Sprocket: I agree there too and it will be painful.

Mole Man: You got that right. Lets do it!

Martian Manhunter flared up a Mars Aura and Mole Man flared up a Mole Aura. Martian Manhunter sang Fading Like a Flower by Roxette and Mole Man sang Ironic by Alanis Morisette. Martian Manhunter and group fired waves of fire, metal, lightning and gears and smashed them down.


Flash, Fiona Hernandez, Ancient Fairy Dragon, Black Winged Dragon, Power Tool Dragon, Life Stream Dragon, Quick Man, Turbo Man, Nitro Man, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Lync Volan and Nurzak VS Golden Glider, Ice Kate, Misha & Janelyn, Evil Tundra Man, Pink Ranger Slayer, Hades Beast Manticore, Clawbster, Dark Troll, and Hades Fungal Beast Mold - Comrade Black is behind this and we're going to make sure he doesn't steal all the color


Golden Glider was next.

Golden Glider (to Flash): Comrade Black is behind this. We're going to make sure he doesn't steal all the color.

Flash: You got that right. And we repainted the whole city.

Fiona Hernandez: That is for sure there.

Princess Celestia: Yeah no kidding! No town should EVER be turned black and white.

King Solar: I agree there myself.

Solar Eclipsa: Yeah no kidding.

Amber Morning: I agree there too.

Spotlight: Same here too.

Golden Glider: Boy no kidding. Lets do it!

Flash flared up a Cheetah Aura and Golden Glider flared up an Undine Aura. Flash sang The Impression That I Get by Mighty Mighty Bosstones and Golden Glider sang It Ain't Ove Till It's Over by Lenny Kravitz. Flash and group fired waves of light and smashed her down.


War Machine, Thumbelina, Shirou Gou, Sapphire Constantine, Shino Sosaki, Mahoro Shimano, Iron Man, Iron Woman, Cameron, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Ren Krawler and Klaus Von Herzon VS Ragdoll, Baby Button Eyes, Puppet King, Movie Slappy, Indigestible Wad, Fire Kong, Fleurina, Xu·Galme·Re, and Xu·Vazuu·Ba - No city is going to be black and white on our watch


Ragdoll was next.

Ragdoll: (To War Machine) No city is going to be black and white on our watch. We have colors for a good reason!

War Machine: Yeah life can't exist without color!

Thumbelina: I agree there myself!

Princess Luna: You got that right on that.

Moondust: Yeah without color one world would be dark and depressing.

Snowdrop: You got that right.

Gari: I agree there myself.

Blackout: I agree there too.

Ragdoll: You got that right. Lets do it!

War Machine flared up a Tank aura and Ragdoll flared up a Demon Doll Aura. War Machine sang Let Me Entertain You by Robbie Williams and Ragdoll sang Break my Stride by Unique II. War Machine fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed them down.


Mighty Morphin Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Agito Riders, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Turkey Jerk.


Turkey Jerk was next.

Turkey Jerk: Boy this is gonna be a good adventure.

Nico: It sure will be.

May: Oh yeah it will.

Turkey Jerk: Yep. Lets do it!

Nico teleported and opened his safe and it had a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of Comrade Black, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the seven colors of the rainbow etched on the 7'5" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades and blessed by the powers of Heaven, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels.

Nico teleported back with them.

Tommy Oliver: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MIGHTY MORPHIN 2!

Agito Riders: HENSHIN!

They all transformed!

THUNDERCLAP!

Tommy: TIGERZORD!

Zach: MASTODON!

Kimberly: PTERODACTYL!

Billy: TRICERATOPS!

Trini: SABER-TOOTHED TIGER!

Jason: TYRANNOSAURUS!

They transformed and were ready!

Nico: Lets get him!

Rangers: POWER BLASTER!

They had the blaster ready!

Nico: FIRE!

They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Turkey Jerk and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

He was dead!

Nico: Turkey Jerk you have failed this world!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win


We regrouped.

Troy: You're about to go splat!

Tsukasa: Big time!

Kamen Ride: TyrannoMightyMorphin!

Kamen Ride: TriceraMightyMorphin!

Kamen Ride: MammothMightyMorphin!

Kamen Ride: TigerMightyMorphin!

Kamen Ride: PteraMightyMorphin!

Kamen Ride: DragonMightyMorphin!

Tsukasa turned into Mighty Morphin Red and Daiki summoned clones of the Mighty Morphin Rangers.

Maria: And for backup! (TURNS DIAL) CLONES OF FURY!

She summoned Billy Numerous, Grand Duke's Minions, Haze Shenron, Paradox Roidmude, Plantimals and Fu (DBXV)!

Me: Lets get him!

We went at him and punched and pulverized him all over.

Horri-Bull, Punch, Inkling and Splat used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Inkling and Splat's powers and Horri-Bull's Concussion Blaster and Punch's Mortar Blaster 100-fold.

Horri-Bull and Inkling: SPLATTING CONCUSSION BLAST!

Punch and Splat: SPLATTING MORTAR SHOT!

Phoenix and Dragon of Power and Lord Drakkon: DRAGON PHOENIX MEGABLAST!

Saiyan Pride and Myotismon: SAIYAN MYOTIS BLAST!

The Force of Eli and Baron Mordo: FORCE MAGIC BLAST!

German Power with Hunter and Red X: GERMAN X STORM BLAST!

Firestorm Komodo of Qin and Captain Cold: KOMODO FIRESTORM BLIZZARD!

47+ Years of Red Ranger Power of Troy and Blizzard: 47 RED BLIZZARDS!

47+ Years of Blue Ranger Power of Noah and MetalSeadramon: 47 RIVER BLASTS!

47+ Years of Yellow Ranger Power of Gia and Bonz: 47 BONE BLASTS!

47+ Years of Green/Black Ranger Power of Jake and Etemon: 47 NETWORK BLASTS!

47+ Years of Pink Ranger Power of Emma and Dayu: 47 PINK FURY BLASTS!

47+ Years of 6th Ranger Power of Orion and Harpymon: 47 SILVER BLASTS!

Rainbow Dash, Storm Rainbow, Prism Bolt, Icy Storm, Overcast, Thunder Eagle-Hammer, Jessica Jumpstart, Air Turtle, Sharp Claws, Silverwing, Sky Blue, Lightning Dust, Scootaloo, Echo Five, Pickle & Barley Barrel, Tornado Bolt, Rumble, Magma Gloom, Spitfire, Vapor Trail, Sky Stinger, Angel Wings, Soarin, Night Glider, Wind Socks, Cloudkicker, Blossomforth, Thunderlane, Cloud Chaser, Daring Do, Derpy Hooves, Flash Magnus, Indigo Zap, Lightning Bolt, Lemon Zest, Lemon Tart, Sour Sweet, Split Face, Sunny Flare, Fire Light, Sugarcoat, Smartsweet, Frosty Orange, Velvet Sky, Smolder the Dragon, Air Skylanders and Françoise: LIGHTNING STRIKE OF LOYALTY!

They fired waves of energy and elements.

Blob, Rainbow Dash, Inkling, Splat, Nico, me and Laney: ART OF WAR MEGA DELUGE!

We fired a massive blast of ink and energy.

Lincoln: COLOR ELEMENT STYLE: ORANGE!

Jessica Shannon: COLOR STING STYLE: RED!

Peni Parker: COLOR WEB STYLE: YELLOW!

Jessica Kaios: COLOR FIRE STYLE: INDIGO!

Yuna: COLOR WATER STYLE: BLUE!

Toph: COLOR EARTH STYLE: GREEN!

Makoto: COLOR WIND STYLE: VIOLET!

They fired waves of elements that formed into said colors.

Lincoln and his harem: COLOR FINAL SMASH: RAINBOW BLASTER!

They fired a massive rainbow laser!

The blasts all hit Comrade Black and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

He was blasted down and a mess.

Comrade Black: NO! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME! BLOB YOU'LL BE JUST AS BAD! JUST AS CONNIVING! JUST AS EVIL! AND JUST AS UNFORGIVABLE AS THOSE MONSTERS YOU HELP! WE'RE PAINT AND INK! WE'RE BETTER THAN THIS!

We went over to him!

Me: Well WE AREN'T!

Nico: GOODBYE BLACK!

Lincoln: AND GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE!

We stomped on him and banished him to the black gates!

Lincoln: Drown in Eternal Darkness, Comrade Black!

Nico: Burn in Hell forever, you color-draining freak! Awesome job, gang, we've freed the world from Comrade Black and restored the color he'd stolen.

Lincoln: Now, there's only one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: the misanthropic dragon, Elysium.

?: YOU FOOLISH HEROES WILL PERISH AND BE WIPED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier infused with absorption energy that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of light and elemental magic that came out of nowhere and they hit the barrier, but the elemental volley was absorbed into us and we became even stronger than ever.

Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking that scent from anywhere, come on out, Elysium, or you will be forced out!

A giant white dragon with gold horns and blue eyes and a blue jewel on his chest came out, it was none other than Elysium, the misanthropic dragon from Dragalia Lost.

Lincoln: You just don't even know when to quit, do you, Elysium, you tried to destroy humanity and set out on keeping the world on a linear path, at first, you were a kind and caring dragon who believed in the power of possibility, but you fell down a dark path.

Elysium (Dragalia Lost): HUMANITY IS TO BLAME FOR IT! I WAS DOING WHAT I BELIEVED TO BE RIGHT!

Claire Callaghan: No, what you've been doing was trying to destroy humanity and destroy the world, and I cannot allow that to go on any further.

Suddenly, Claire Callaghan's purple eyes turned neon purple and she was surrounded by a white and purple energy aura with stars, light, psychic energy, fairies, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her Arcana Force EX The Light Ruler-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Elysium, she left white and purple energy, stars, light, psychic energy, fairies, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Claire Callaghan: Everything that Lincoln said about is indeed true, you may have appeared to be a truly kind and caring dragon who believed in the power of possibility at first. But, upon you seeing the branching worlds crumble away and become a threat to other worlds, you decided to create a perfect world: one without freedom and is set on a linear path. Because of it, you became a control freak that desires complete control over the world, you belittle humans, believing that only you have the power to keep the world in check. You are even worse than the many other control freak villains that Team Loud Phoenix Storm's killed in the past, Elysium, and for that, there shall be no mercy for the likes of you!

Suddenly, Claire Callaghan was surrounded by a massive vortex of white and purple energy, stars, light, and psychic energy surrounding the vortex, there are fairies, phoenixes, angels, and Arcana Force EX The Light Ruler flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix with red eyes glaring at Elysium: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Claire Callaghan emerged, but she was changed forever.

Claire Callaghan grew from 7'0" to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large white orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has purple highlights in the bangs of her long white hair and large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon purple eyes and a white and purple energy aura with stars, light, psychic energy, fairies, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has Arcana Force EX The Light Ruler emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with purple iris, she has on angel earrings with purple gems for eyes and holding the Light and Eternity Kanjis in her hands, she also has Arcana Force EX The Light Ruler with purple gems for eyes and holding the Light and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her purple phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with pink crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and purple gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Claire Callaghan has on a sleeveless white crop top, white skirt, white stockings, white knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, light, psychic energy, fairies, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Arcana Force EX The Light Ruler surrounded by stars, light, psychic energy, phoenixes, and angels. Suddenly, Claire Callaghan felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive white angel wings with purple tips on the white feathers grew and sprouted out from her back, and she also now has eleven massive and long white wolf tails with purple tips and purple markings, Claire Callaghan has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Claire Callaghan's massive Arcana Force EX The Light Ruler-themed greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of white and purple energy, stars, light, psychic energy, fairies, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Claire Callaghan's Psychic Fairy Arcana Force EX The Light Ruler Greatsword of Psychic Light Arcana Force EX Light Ruler Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded white gems and Arcana Force Ex The Light Ruler etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged purple blade, large purple dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and large purple gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large purple phoenix heads with white gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large purple phoenix heads is a purple dragon head with white gems for eyes and a purple gem in its mouth for the pommel, Claire Callaghan has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large version of Arcana Force EX The Light Ruler's head with white gems for eyes and large purple gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a purple kanji below Arcana Force EX The Light Ruler that said, "Claire Callaghan, Gene-Slammer of Arcana Force EX The Light Ruler, Powerful Psychic and Mindwalker, Master of The Powers of The Light of Destruction, Member of The Arcana Force Gene-Slammers, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Archenemy of Metal Tails, Despiser and Destroyer of Sartorius, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Light, Psychic Energy, Fairies, Phoenixes, and Angels"

クレア・キャラハン、アルカナフォースEXのジーンスラマー、光の支配者、強力なサイキックおよびマインドウォーカー、破壊の光の力のマスター、アルカナフォースジーンスラマーズのメンバー、愛情深い守護天使であり、リンカーン・ラウドの将来の妻、大敵メタル・テイルズ、サルトリウスの軽蔑者であり破壊者、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、マスター・オブ・ザ・マスター友情とエレメントの力、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者であり殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして光、サイキックエネルギー、妖精、フェニックスのマスター、そして天使たち

Suddenly, Claire Callaghan's immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!

Claire Callaghan has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ARCANA FORCE EX THE LIGHT RULER-FAIRY-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE LIGHT PSYCHIC ARCANA FORCE EX LIGHT RULER FAIRY PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC LIGHT PSYCHIC ARCANA FORCE EX LIGHT RULER FAIRY PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC LIGHT PSYCHIC ARCANA FORCE EX LIGHT RULER FAIRY PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!

We were really amazed by Claire Callaghan's Super Angel-Arcana Force EX The Light Ruler-Fairy-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Elysium saw it, he fell into a rage and fired blasts of elements to kill her, but Claire Callaghan stopped the blasts with a blast of psychic energy and redirected them at him, and she fired a powerful barrage of white and purple energy, stars, light, psychic energy, fairies, phoenixes, and angels at Elysium, and they exploded with such incredible power as the barrage hit him, he got back up and this really angered him now.

Melanie McPherson: (Scottish Accent) (GASPS) Oh, no way,..., did Claire just...?

Lincoln: She did, Melanie, Claire transformed into her Super Angel-Arcana Force EX The Light Ruler-Fairy-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and she really pissed off Elysium now!

Claire Callaghan: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Cosmic Light Psychic Arcana Force EX The Light Ruler Fairy Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Light Psychic Arcana Force EX The Light Ruler Fairy Phoenix Angel Love) You bet I did, and now, it's high-time we put an end to this misanthropic dragon once and for all, Linky.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Claire Callaghan.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You've caused more than enough trouble for a lifetime, Elysium, now, it's high-time we put an end to you once and for all.

Claire Callaghan and Lincoln went after Elysium who continued firing blasts of elemental energy at them, but Lincoln and Claire Callaghan absorbed them and it made them infinite times stronger than ever, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, white and purple energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Elysium and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his gold claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Claire Callaghan also attack him with some powerful punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they smashed him all over with their immense and extremely powerful superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really really driving Elysium even madder than ever!

Elysium: YOU WORTHLESS HUMANS! I WILL KILL YOU ALL!

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You can't kill us, Elysium, we're immortal and invincible, and we're also The Champions of The Gods. But, you, you're nothing more than a threat to mankind and to all worlds. There is no place for you in this world or the next.

Then, Lincoln fired black Symbiote tentacles from his chest which grabbed Elysium and he began pulling Elysium to him, and once Elysium made contact with Lincoln's skin, Lincoln began absorbing the titanic dragon into his body and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up extremely as he assimilated all of Elysium's light magic, elemental magic, summoning other dragons, complete control over mana, universal transcendence, draconic physiology, and superhuman physical attributes, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head.

Then, an energy card with Elysium's drained soul appeared in Lincoln's large left hand, and when the Judgement Kanji appeared on Elysium's forehead, the misanthropic dragon was sent to The Black Gates for eternity. We cheered wildly for what Claire Callaghan and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down, and Claire Callaghan's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long white wolf tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, and massive white angel wings are permanent.

Claire Callaghan: Burn in The Black Gates forever, you misanthropic dragon. Thank you for helping me get rid of Elysium forever, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Claire.

Suddenly, Claire Callaghan wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Claire Callaghan's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and Arcana Force EX The Light Ruler flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces behind them and light shined down on them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Claire Callaghan sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and light and they came back to us as the display vanished.

Lincoln: I certainly wasn't expecting Elysium to appear, but we got rid of that misanthropic dragon for good.

Me: You said it.

Nico: Yeah, what a traitor. So, Lincoln, who's the next Keyblade Knight we're meeting tomorrow?

Lincoln: I've got a really good one: Princess Selene Scala Ad Caelum, Keyblade Knight of Scala Ad Caelum.

Sora: Oh man, no way, we haven't seen her in years.

Roxas: It sure has been years since we last saw her.

Michelle Emperyous: And I knew you'd pick her, Lincoln, and you guys will love meeting her, Princess Selene Scala Ad Caelum is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a very powerful Keyblader. She's not only The Keyblade Knight of Scala Ad Caelum, but she's also the Princess of Scala Ad Caelum, and she harbors a very nasty brutal hatred towards Xehanort big time for sending armies of Heartless there, and because of it, so many people had lost their hearts and were turned into Heartless, and she swore that one day, she'd return and take her revenge on Xehanort, and she also harbors a very nasty hatred towards ALL THE MEMBERS of Organization XIII, and she wants to make sure them pay for their crimes. She is also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi, Eli, Cid, Namine, Roxas, Xion, Yuffie, Leon, Aerith, and all their friends on all worlds including Sora's mother and is a very awesome sister to Aqua and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.

We gasped.

Me and Nico: Oh shit.

Nicole: Oh man, so Xehanort was the one who sent the Heartless to Scala Ad Caelum and because of it, so many people had lost their hearts and were turned into Heartless?!

Lincoln: It's a day that forever haunts Selene to this day, and she swore one day that she'd make him pay for what he did.

Me: It just proves how much of a lowlife Xehanort really is.

Nico: He's an unforgivable monster!

Eli: If he dares to come back again, it's The Black Gates for him.

Soon, we were getting ready for bed.

Me: Oh man, here we go.

Nico: Yep. Another wild lovemaking night.

Lincoln: A bet's a bet, so as men, we've got to fulfill our end of the bet.

Ace Bunny: That's true.

Kite Man: Now THAT'S a splat!

Magneto: A loud one.

Melter: But now, no one here has to worry about losing their color.

Jack O Lantern: Alright, everyone who has ink on them, line up to get washed.

Ragdoll: It might not be lethal to us but it sure leaves a stain.

Me: Yeah.

Maria washed us off.

Laney: Ahh. Thanks Maria.

Maria: Anytime.

Me: Black is now a forgotten memory.

Camie: Yep.

Luz: Boy thank goodness and that was awesome how you used the lines we used to kill Belos.

Nico: Yeah that was awesome.

Blob: Boy it sure was cool! Thank you so much for helping us.

Nico: It was our pleasure Blob.

Me: Yeah this was awesome and colorful.

Nico: Great job today guys.

Blob: (To the viewers) Coloring is fun and very creative for everyone.

Laney: It sure is and it's fun.

We went back hoe and Chroma CIty was made part of Gotham Royal York and placed into our protection.

And as soon as me, Nico, Lincoln, and Ace Bunny stepped into our rooms, Lincoln, Nico, and I saw our harems waiting for us in our rooms all dressed in smoking hot bras and panties lying on three super extra-extra-extra large beds fit for an expanding harem and Ace saw Lexi lying on a king-sized bed.

When Lincoln saw his harem, he had a really bright atomic red blush on his face, his deep sapphire eyes turned deep red with fiery passion, and his nose was bleeding: he was dumbstruck by the sight of his harem, and when Nico saw his harem, he had a really bright atomic red blush on his face, his blue eyes turned deep red with fiery passion, and his nose was bleeding: he was dumbstruck by the sight of his harem, and when I saw my harem, I had a really bright atomic red blush on his face, my rainbow eyes turned deeper with fiery passion, and my nose was bleeding: I was dumbstruck by the sight of his harem.

And when Ace Bunny saw Lexi, he had a really bright atomic red blush on his face, his deep sapphire eyes turned deep red with fiery passion, and his nose was bleeding: he was dumbstruck by the sight of her.

Girl Jordan, Varie, May, and Lexi Bunny: (Seductive Voice) Like what you see, big boy?

Lincoln, Me, Nico, and Ace Bunny: (In Heaven) Oh yeah.

Lily the Mermaid walked seductively up to Lincoln, Varie walked seductively up to me, May walked seductively up to Nico, and Lexi Bunny walked seductively up to Ace Bunny.

Lily the Mermaid: (Seductive Voice and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) Hope you're ready for four weeks of intense lovemaking.

Varie: (Seductive Voice and rubs her hands on my massive pecs) Cause trust us, it's going to be wild.

May: (Seductive Voice and rubs her hands on Nico's massive pecs) And it's going to be intense.

Lexi Bunny: (Seductive Voice and rubs her hands on Ace Bunny's massive pecs) Hope you're ready for a wild ride!

Lincoln, me, Nico, and Ace Bunny: Whoa, mama.

Lily the Mermaid and the rest of Lincoln's harem guided Lincoln into his room and onto the super extra-extra-extra large bed fit for Lincoln and his ever expanding harem, and Lily the Mermaid closed and locked the door and the barrier activated.

Varie and the rest of my harem guided me into my room and onto the super extra-extra-extra large bed fit for me and my ever expanding harem, and Varie closed and locked the door and the barrier activated.

May and the rest of Nico's harem guided Nico into his room and onto the super extra-extra-extra large bed fit for Nico and his ever expanding harem, and May closed and locked the door and the barrier activated.

And Lexi Bunny guided Ace Bunny into his room and onto the super extra-extra-extra large bed fit for him and Lexi, and Lexi Bunny closed and locked the door and the barrier activated.

We were in for another night of wild lovemaking as part of Lincoln's bet that we'd be at this for four weeks. 19 days to go.

THE END


Another awesome chapter done.

De Blob was a great game. Never played it before but I think it might have been the springboard for the game Splattoon. That was so fun.

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For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Webstor, Man Spider, Banshee Woman, Levia-Slate, Leo Zodiarts and Mosquito Girl along with Lucy Loud, Renee Ravenclaw, Rocky DeSantis, Adam Park, Kat Hilliard And Tanya Sloan and we're going to a gravy waterfall forest planet and we're going to see Ed chug lots of gravy and also we're going to battle Gary and Betty who we faced during the 20 Days of Darkness and Nico has a very heartfelt apology for them and also we're going to have Garden Grove and Dahlia transform against them and Gary and Betty will be put in the M.O.E. Also we're going to battle Another Giant Germs, Evil Beekeeper, Lunch Lady (Johnny Test), Blast Ketchup, Cyborg Johnny & Dukey, Man Spider and Webstor. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Heat Man named Hena Heat. She is hot.

For tomorrow, the match-up scene is for Adrienne Candelaria, Gene-Slammer of Arcana Force EX The Dark Ruler, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy DeJoule, one of the villains from the video game Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain.

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to India, and we're going to face the last five of Quan Chi's revenants: the revenant versions of Stryker, Nightwolf, Jade, Jax, and Sub-Zero, and we're going to free and purify them from Quan Chi's curse and Shinnok's influence. And we're going to meet the next Keyblade Knight, her name is Princess Selene Scala Ad Caelum, Keyblade Knight of Scala Ad Caelum, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a very powerful Keyblader. She's not only The Keyblade Knight of Scala Ad Caelum, but she's also the Princess of Scala Ad Caelum, and she harbors a very nasty brutal hatred towards Xehanort big time for sending armies of Heartless there, and because of it, so many people had lost their hearts and were turned into Heartless, and she swore that one day, she'd return and take her revenge on Xehanort, and she also harbors a very nasty hatred towards ALL THE MEMBERS of Organization XIII, and she wants to make sure them pay for their crimes. She is also very great friends with Sora, Riku, Kairi, Eli, Cid, Namine, Roxas, Xion, Yuffie, Leon, Aerith, and all their friends on all worlds including Sora's mother and is a very awesome sister to Aqua and Sora and Kairi and she is so happy for Sora and Kairi when they got married. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.

Frank D'Amico is back and he is not alone and we're going into battle not just against him but we're also going to battle a massive army of evil versions of everyone in Springfield, Quahog and Citiesville and it's going to be brutal and powerful!

See you next time