This chapter is based on the movie Spirit: Stallion of The Cimarron.
Walking through the jungles of an island in the middle of a lake in Colombia was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Titania, Vathek, Berserker, Universe 666 Makunga, Ruby Thursday and Minotaur as well as Fabia Sheen, Konata Izumi, Vice, Hikari Yukimura, Shiro and Hana Natsuki and we were there for an amazing and awesome treasure hunt.
Me: I wonder what the treasure hunt will be for this time.
Nicole: This will be awesome dad.
Lola: All the treasure hunts are great.
Xenia: Yep.
Nico: They sure are.
Zuria: This is gonna be so fun.
Lola: It sure will be.
Fabia Sheen: I'm really looking forward to this one.
Camie: Me too.
Nico: Fabia I want to thank you and Titania and your teams for coming with us.
Fabia: It's our pleasure Nico. And it's going to be so fun.
Qin: It sure will be awesome.
Konata: It sure will be great.
Nico: Konata, what do you like to do in your free time?
Konata: I haven't really given it much thought. I'm still in school and studying hard. But If I had to pick one I would like to say going to the Museum and the Zoo.
Twilight Sparkle: Those are good ideas there.
Me: They sure are.
Nico: Those are good choices.
Qin: They sure are.
Konata: Thanks.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: Those are really fun too.
Lola: They sure are.
Nico: I hope you graduate soon.
Konata: I got a long way to go.
Xenia: Yeah.
Nicole: Boy yesterday was a fun one.
Nico: It sure was.
Daring Do: I thought it was fun too.
Rainbow Dash: All of us did!
Nico: Yep and we brought the good name of all video games back.
Laney: And gave the Game Store Manager his just desserts.
Nico: He confessed rather quickly
Nicole: He sure did. I guess it was because he was in front of me as the Goddess of Video Games.
Nico: Maybe. But one thing is for sure, he was not shy about bragging what he did.
Qin: Yeah no kidding there.
Rainbow Dash: He had some kind of nerve to mess around with video games like that!
Lincoln: Yeah what a jerk!
Nico: Mario attacked him the most.
Nicole: He sure did and all the video gaming stars had a hand in it.
Janeen Aran: They sure did and it was really cool.
Qin: I agree there myself.
Nico: Yeah that was fun.
Maria: The best part was that Mordecai and Rigby got their refunds.
Me: Yeah that is for sure. $200.00.
Nico: Yep.
Laney: And we sent that bum off to jail.
Lola: Yep.
Titania: In our prison.
Nico: Yep.
We continued on.
Nico: So Nicole what is the treasure we're trying to find?
Nicole: It's a really good one that Watermelody will like hence why we have her with us. We're going to find The Sword of Suikakaze.
Nico: Cool!
Watermelody: Wow! This is gonna be so fun and cool.
Lola: Sounds like something from Japan and not Colombia.
Philip: I was just going to say that.
Xenia: It sure does sound like it.
Nico: Is it close?
Nicole: According to this map it's located right here on this island in the middle of Lake Tota. It's in a hidden temple in the middle of the island. Legends say that this sword has the powers of all watermelons.
Nico: Neat.
We trekked on and found the temple!
Nicole: There it is! The Temple of Suikakaze.
Nico: Cool!
May: Shall we?
Nico: Lets shall.
We went in and it was an amazing jungle temple.
Nico: Wow!
Qin: This is amazing.
Sakura Knudson: Boy the treasure hunts are always fun.
Lola: They sure are.
Nico: How did the sword come to be?
Me: Hmm.
I then saw something on a wall and it was a story.
Me: Whoa this is amazing. It's a story about the sword.
Nico: What does it say?
Me: Lets see.
I looked at it.
Me: Wow! This is cool. It says here "Long Ago in Ancient Japan, the evil Japanese Warlord, Aka Manshu Shura came and brought a terrible time of conquest to all of Sengoku Era Japan and he brought a terrible time of slavery and disorder and ruled over the entire kingdom with an iron fist. Anyone that dared oppose the terrible warlord would meet a gruesome and terrible fate and everyone lived in terrible fear because of him. He destroyed all the kingdom's crops and burned down peoples homes and taxed the good people to the brink of poverty and left hundreds to starve. But a young little girl named Siyana Suika was not going to let her fellow people live in fear any longer and was determined to make sure the warlord pays. Making a pact with the God of The Harvest, Inari, she was bestowed a mighty sword that was imbued with the powers of Watermelons and she started rounding up all the kids of the kingdom she gave them food and love and even hope and even rallied all the people of the kingdom to rebel against Aka Manshu Shura and they slain him once and for all and freed the kingdom after so many years of tyranny. Siyana was hailed as a great and brave hero to all of Sengoku Era Japan. But news of Aka Manshu's defeat spread and fearing that the sword would be used for evil, Siyana and her family traveled to a faraway land to hide the sword in this temple away from the hands of evil. Only a soul of pure heart and the love of watermelons can wield it."
Nico: WHOA! That is incredible.
Maria: Nice story.
Laney: That girl must've been a very brave one back then.
Philip: Boy no kidding. I read stories about the evil warlord Aka Manshu Shura. He was a monster.
Shotaro: Yeah he made Genghis Khan look like a saint.
Xenia: That is terrible.
Qin: But that is amazing that a little girl so full of hope and wanting to fight for freedom would save her people like that.
Xenia: I agree there.
Nico: Who gets the sword?
Nicole: Well like I said earlier it's the reason why I have Watermelody and Gabby Griffin coming with us. Watermelody is perfect for this sword.
Watermelody: I'm honored Nicole.
Nicole: Lets go find it then.
Nico: And watch for traps.
Nicole: Right.
We went to find the sword. We then found a huge room and it was full of a huge grove of watermelons and in an alter we saw the sword! It was THE SWORD OF SUIKAKAZE!
Nico: Whoa! There it is!
Nicole: At last I found it! The Sword of SuikaKaze!
Qin: That is an amazing sword.
Laney: Wow.
Nico: Go ahead, Watermelody.
Watermelody gulped and went over to the sword.
She then grabbed the handle and pulled it out and then it glowed! Then she was enveloped in a vortex of red energy and watermelons!
(ESCAFLOWNE FOX KIDS INTRO EXTENDED PLAYS)
She had awesome new red and green clothes and got awesome green angel wings! When the vortex faded she was forever changed!
Qin: WHOA!
Lincoln: Wow! Watermelody how do you feel?
Watermelody: Wow! I feel amazing Linky!
Nico: You sure do. Congratulations Watermelody.
Watermelody: Thanks Nico.
Nico: But I don't think we're done here.
Eli: No we aren't and guys you are not going to like this but we have a code TPΘ emergency.
WE GASPED!
Qin: Oh no! A Twisted Princess is loose!
Nico: Which one Eli?
Eli: Oh no! It's Pocahontas!
Me: (GASP!)
WE GASPED!
Nico: OH NO!
Qin: Oh man!
Maria: I got to call Allie and Helena.
She did so and they appeared.
Allie Knudson: I got your call! Oh man this is really bad! This version of Pocahontas is the result of John Smith dying at the hands of Ratcliffe! In a fit of rage, she kills the Governor to avenge John, but she isn't satisfied. So she goes on a killing spree, ending the life of any and all settlers but it doesn't fix her broken heart.
WE GASPED AGAIN!
Nico: Oh man! Because of Ratcliffe she made sure we never set foot in America to establish it!
Qin: Damn that Ratcliffe!
Me: In that world but the one we knew didn't do that.
Laney: Thank goodness.
Camie: That was back over 413 years ago right?
Qin: Yes it was.
Maria: So it's a universe where America isn't the same as ours!
Allie Knudson: That's right.
Laney: Yeah.
Nico: Looks like it's time to correct some history!
Qin: Yeah.
Eli: I sense her. She's 40 klicks to the south.
Nico: Lets go.
We went to find her and we stayed alert.
Nico: She has to be here.
Then I heard something coming towards us and then I caught a spear!
Nico: Whoa! Nice catch!
?: ANYONE THAT LIVES IN MY WORLD WILL DIE!
We saw her! TWISTED POCAHONTAS!
We saw that she had a left arm armor sleeve and had blood marks on her clothes and leg and had 2 skulls tied around her waist and she had a blood dripping dagger in her hand.
Me: Oh no!
Laney: Pocahontas? I can't believe you would become like this!
Twisted Pocahontas: Don't you dare pity me!
Me: Pocahontas listen! Ratcliffe may have been a jerk but what he did to Smith back then was not right on so many levels! That was 413 years ago! I'm sorry about what he did to Smith.
Twisted Pocahontas: Then why are you against me?!
Me: We're not against you! We're trying to save you from this horrible monster that you became! The Pocahontas we know would NEVER Become a ruthless cold blooded killing machine! She is a true hero of America! She saved Captain John Smith from being executed at the hands of her own father! She helped her father realize the kind of pain that hatred and fear can bring and how it poisons ones soul with darkness and evil! Pocahontas is more than just a hero of America…
Eli: She is also a girl that I love as a sister! Because I helped her in Sora's adventures ages ago!
J.D. 3: It's true!
Pocahontas: My Twisted version merged with me!
WE GASPED!
Me: It possessed her! Oh man!
Nico: So that's why she is like this!
Eli: I will not let this monster hurt my sister!
Eli fired a wave of light and separated her from Twisted Pocahontas.
Nico: Now it's personal!
Me: This madness went on for far too long!
Nico: We're still purifying her. She did nothing to deserve this!
Qin: I agree!
Nico: Sorry Pocahontas! But this is for your own good!
Suddenly, Watermelody's grayish fuchsia eyes turned neon grayish fuchsia and she was surrounded by a light green and pale green energy aura with stars, music notes, watermelons, magic, and Alicorns, and as she approached Twisted Pocahontas, she left light green and pale green energy, stars, music notes, watermelons, magic, and Alicorns with every step.
Watermelody: I understand what happened to you because of Radcliffe: your grief over the death of Captain John Smith turned into vengeful hate and you became the very thing your father had gone through because of hatred poisoning his soul with darkness and evil. But, I intend to save you from this fate, and not even the vengeful hate you harbor in your fractured heart and soul will stop me!
Suddenly, Watermelody was surrounded by a massive vortex of light green and pale green energy with stars, music notes, watermelons, and magic surrounding the vortex, there are Alicorns flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a pinkish gray phoenix with blue eyes gazing at Pocahontas: the eyes of salvation.
Me: Whoa, what's with the blue eyes?
Lincoln: I found out that if it's someone who must be saved, the blue eyes on the phoenix in the vortex means salvation.
Nico: Oh, I get it, and the red eyes which we've seen are the eyes of eternal death.
Lincoln: You got it.
Eli: That's really awesome!
Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln Loud's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, they fired a beam of light into The Sword of Suikakaze, and then, it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of light green and pale green energy with stars, music notes, watermelons, and magic surrounding the vortex, there are Alicorns flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a pinkish gray phoenix with blue eyes gazing at Pocahontas: the eyes of salvation is a MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HER AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!
Nico: HOLY GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!
Me: THIS IS IT!
Lincoln: THE BATTLE TO SAVE TWISTED POCAHONTAS' SOUL IS FINALLY AT HAND!
THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO WATERMELODY! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, WATERMELODY EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!
Watermelody grew to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large light and pale green orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has pinkish gray highlights in the bangs of her light and green hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner, she has neon grayish fuchsia eyes and a pale green and light green energy aura with stars, music notes, watermelons, magic, and Alicorns surrounding her, she has an Alicorn with a star and watermelon and music note emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with fuchsia iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with light green gems for eyes and the Love, Star, Music, and Eternity Kanjis in its horns, she also has an Alicorn with light green gems for eyes and the Love, Star, Music, and Eternity Kanjis in its horn for the second pendant on the bottom of her Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with light green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and pale green gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love, Watermelody has on a short-sleeved black shirt, red skirt with music note, black boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, music notes, watermelons, magic, and Alicorns on the coattails, and on the back is an Alicorn surrounded by stars and on top of its horn is a music note. Suddenly, Watermelody felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive light green angel wings grew much bigger for her new body and the feathers have grayish pink tips, her light and pale green tail grew much longer for her new body, and she now has a grayish pink horn on her head. Watermelody has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large light green gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has her cutie mark on her right shoulder and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Watermelody's Sword of Suikakaze and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of light and pale green energy, stars, music, watermelons, magic, and Alicorns, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Watermelody's Musical Watermelon Princess Alicorn Eternal Magical Musical Watermelon Suikakaze Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Music Watermelon Love and Music Watermelon Harmony, it's a brand-new large greatsword with pale green gems and her cutie mark and stars etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, grayish pink blade, large gold alicorn heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with light green gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold alicorn heads with light green gems for eyes and large unicorn head with light green gems for eyes and large light green gem in its mouth on the bottom of the Alicorn heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with light green gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle with light gems for the eyes and a large light green gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip, Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip, and dark light green Crystal Saber holstered on her left hip. There's a light green kanji below the alicorn that said, "Watermelody, Alicorn Princess of Melodious Watermelon Friendship Love, Wielder of The Sword of Suikakaze, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Savior of Twisted Pocahontas, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of The Doomsday Twenty-Three and Queen Opaline, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, and Master of Stars, Snow, Music, Watermelons, Magic, and Alicorns"
ウォーターメロディー、メロディアスなスイカの友情愛のアリコーンプリンセス、水風風の剣の使い手、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、ひねくれたポカホンタスの救世主、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、慈悲の真の女神、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、誠実さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者であり悪の殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、終末二十三の破壊者および女王オパーリン、エクエストリア、ポニービル、およびカンタロットの擁護者、友情テーブル騎士団のメンバー、そして星、雪、音楽、スイカ、魔法、およびアリコーンのマスター
Suddenly, Watermelody's immense blue protective aura transformed into an immense protective rainbow aura with elements swirling around it, she'd transformed into her ultimate transformation.
Watermelody has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-EQUESTRIAN WATERMELON MUSIC MASTER LOVE ALICORN PRINCESS-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP EQUESTRIAN WATERMELON MUSIC MASTER LOVE ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP EQUESTRIAN WATERMELON MUSIC MASTER LOVE ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP EQUESTRIAN WATERMELON MUSIC MASTER LOVE ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Watermelody's Super Angel-Equestrian Watermelon Music Master Love Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Twisted Pocahontas saw it, she went mad and went at her to kill her, but Watermelody fired a barrage of light and pale green energy, stars, music notes, watermelons, magic, and Alicorns which hits Twisted Pocahontas, she got back up, but now she was even more enraged.
Suddenly, we saw Radcliffe's soldiers appear, but they were turned into vampires, and they went at us, but they suddenly stopped and flinched in fear.
Lincoln: Wait, why are they? (Suddenly realizes the scent) That scent of vampire blood, there's no mistaking it.
?: Well, well, looks like there's no need for any introductions.
We turned around, and we were met by none other than Kain, the vampire anti-hero and The Scion of Balance.
Brittney: Kain, the last member of The Circle of Nine, The Scion of Balance.
Nicole: You've already found out that we'd killed DeJoule, Bane, Anacrothe, Azimuth, Malek, Moebius, Mortanius, and Nupraptor, and Lincoln absorbed them and acquired all of their powers and abilities.
Kain: That is correct, Nicole, and I intend to have a duel with him and Diana Darkus later on today.
Lincoln: Very well, we accept your proposal to a duel later on today.
Kain: (Smiles) Excellent, and I'd rather you take care of the soldiers I've just fed on before any of them escape.
Kain disappeared as he turned into a flock of bats and flew off, and Lincoln took care of Radcliffe's turned soldiers by absorbing them into his body.
Watermelody: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The United Friendship Divine Cosmic Starstorm Equestria Music Watermelon Master Love Alicorn Princess Angel and Divine United Friendship Divine Cosmic Starstorm Equestrian Music Watermelon Master Love Alicorn Princess Angel Love) Well, now we know what's happening later today. Now, it's time for Gabby to transform.
Gabby Griffin: Right, we got to save Twisted Pocahontas from this dark fate.
Suddenly, Gabby Griffon's moderate turquoise eyes turned neon moderate turquoise and she was surrounded by an arctic bluish gray energy aura with stars, winds, griffins, magic, and Alicorns, she unholstered her massive Gabby Griffon's Equestrian Griffin Eternal Magical Flight Wind Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Flight Wind Love and Wind Flight Harmony from her back, and as she approached Twisted Pocahontas, she left arctic bluish gray energy, stars, winds, griffins, magic, and Alicorns with every step.
Gabby Griffon: Watermelody was right about everything that she said about you, Twisted Pocahontas, what happened to you, this was because of Radcliffe, and because of it, your grief turned into vengeful hatred and it made you follow the same path as your father. We're going to save you from the fate that befell you and purify your soul and heart.
Suddenly, Gabby Griffon was surrounded by a massive vortex of arctic bluish gray energy with stars, winds, and magic surrounding the vortex, there's a Griffin and Alicorn flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a turquoise phoenix with blue eyes gazing at Pocahontas: the eyes of salvation.
Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln Loud's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, they fired a beam of light into Gabby Griffon's massive Gabby Griffon's Equestrian Griffin Eternal Magical Flight Wind Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Flight Wind Love and Wind Flight Harmony, and then, it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of arctic bluish gray energy with stars, winds, and magic surrounding the vortex, there's a Griffin and Alicorn flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a turquoise phoenix with blue eyes gazing at Pocahontas: the eyes of salvation is a MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HER AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!
THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO GABBY GRIFFON! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, GABBY GRIFFON EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!
Gabby Griffon grew to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large arctic bluish gray orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has turquoise highlights in the bangs of her arctic bluish gray hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner, she has neon moderate turquoise eyes and an arctic bluish gray energy aura with stars, winds, griffins, magic, and Alicorns surrounding her, she has an Alicorn and Griffin with a star and bone emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with arctic bluish gray iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with turquoise gems for eyes and the Love, Star, Wind, and Eternity Kanjis in its horns, she also has an Alicorn and Griffin with turquoise gems for eyes and the Love, Star, Wind, and Eternity Kanjis in its horn for the second pendant on the bottom of her Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with grayish arctic blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and grayish arctic blue gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love, Gabby Griffon has on a short-sleeved arctic grayish blue shirt, pink shorts with cutie mark on them, gold sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, wind, magic, griffins, and Alicorns on the coattails, and on the back is an Alicorn and Griffin surrounded by stars and on top of the Alicorn's horn are wind gusts. Suddenly, Gabby Griffon felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her large dark azurish gray wings turned into massive dark azurish gray angel wings with turquoise tips on the feathers and her arctic bluish gray tail grew much longer for her new body. Gabby Griffon has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large arctic bluish gray gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has her cutie mark on her right shoulder and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Gabby Griffon's massive Gabby Griffon's Equestrian Griffin Eternal Magical Flight Wind Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Flight Wind Love and Wind Flight Harmony and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of arctic bluish gray energy, stars, winds, griffins, magic, and Alicorns, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Gabby Griffon's Hurricane Equestrian Griffin Eternal Magical Flight Wind Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Flight Wind Love and Wind Flight Harmony, it's a brand-new large greatsword with grayish arctic blue gems and her cutie mark and stars etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, dark azurish gray blade, large gold griffin heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with grayish arctic blue gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold alicorn heads with grayish arctic blue gems for eyes and large unicorn head with grayish arctic blue gems for eyes and large grayish arctic blue gem in its mouth on the bottom of the Alicorn heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with grayish arctic blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle with grayish arctic blue gems for the eyes and a large grayish arctic blue gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip, Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip, and grayish arctic blue Crystal Saber holstered on her left hip. There's a grayish arctic blue kanji below the Alicorn and Griffin that said, "Gabby Griffon, Awesome High-Flying Griffin, Awesome Friend of The Cutie Mark Crusaders, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Savior of Twisted Pocahontas, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of The Doomsday Twenty-Three and Queen Opaline, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, and Master of Stars, Wind, Magic, Griffins, and Alicorns"
ギャビー・グリフォン、素晴らしい空飛ぶグリフィン、キューティー・マーク・クルセイダーズの素晴らしい友人、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、ひねくれたポカホンタスの救世主、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、慈悲の真の女神、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、誠実さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者であり悪の殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、終末二十三の破壊者および女王オパーリン、エクエストリア、ポニービル、およびカンタロットの擁護者、友好卓の騎士団のメンバー、星、風、魔法、グリフィン、およびアリコーンのマスター
Suddenly, Gabby Griffon's immense blue protective aura transformed into an immense protective rainbow aura with elements swirling around it, she'd transformed into her ultimate transformation.
Gabby Griffon has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-EQUESTRIAN HURRICANE FLIGHT MASTER LOVE GRIFFIN PRINCESS-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP EEQUESTRIAN HURRICANE FLIGHT MASTER LOVE GRIFFIN PRINCESS ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP EQUESTRIAN HURRICANE FLIGHT MASTER LOVE GRIFFIN PRINCESS JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP EQUESTRIAN HURRICANE FLIGHT MASTER LOVE GRIFFIN PRINCESS LOVE!
We were amazed by Gabby Griffon's Super Angel-Equestrian Hurricane Flight Love Griffin Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Twisted Pocahontas saw it, she went mad and went at her to kill her, but Gabby Griffon fired a barrage of arctic bluish gray energy, stars, winds, griffins, magic, and Alicorns which hits Twisted Pocahontas, she got back up, but now she was even more enraged.
Gabby Griffon: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The United Friendship Divine Cosmic Starstorm Equestria Hurricane Flight Love Griffin Princess Angel and Divine United Friendship Divine Cosmic Starstorm Equestria Hurricane Flight Love Griffin Princess Angel Love) Okay, looks like we've gotten Twisted Pocahontas really mad now.
Lincoln: Now, we can fight and save her.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Watermelody and we joined Gabby Griffon as we also unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Just hang on, we're going to save you even if it means we have no choice but to fight.
Lincoln, Watermelody, and Gabby Griffon went after Twisted Pocahontas, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, light and very pale green energy, grayish arctic blue energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Golems, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Elemental Phoenixes, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Twisted Pocahontas and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Then, they attacked her with their massive greatswords leaving scars on her and Lincoln left many more with his gold claws and firing energy slashes from his gold claws and he, Watermelody, and Gabby Griffon attacked her with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, as they hit her, and this was making Twisted Pocahontas mad.
But, before Twisted Pocahontas could attack, a massive figure came charging in like a bull and hit her with a football tackle and sent her flying into a tree, and we saw what it was: a 7'9" tall female with the body of a goddess and she's wearing a black symbiote bodysuit with red light covering her body and it had the Spider emblem on its chest and eight-pack abs and her head and face was covered in the black goo and the only thing were its white eyes similar to Ultimate Spiderman.
Me: Whoa!
Nico: Jeez, you sure shoulder tackled her hard!
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) She sure did. (Sees the red color) Wait, the red color on the symbiote suit, there's only one person whose favorite color is red and knows how to shoulder tackle people, isn't that right, Lynn Loud?
Suddenly, the symbiote mask peeled itself off and it revealed her face: it was Lynn Loud, but she had longer chestnut brown hair, neon red eyes, fangs, and she looked like he was 21 years old.
Black-Suited Lynn: Yep, and our Lincoln told you all about us, right?
Me: He did, and he already merged with Lincoln.
Black-Suited Lynn: I knew he would.
Then, Lynn arrived.
Lynn: Whoa, is that...me?
Black-Suited Lynn: Yep, and my world's Lincoln already explained the whole story to everyone and you know why I'm here.
Lynn: Yep.
Black-Suited Lynn turned formed a massive black Symbiote web which latched onto Lynn's stomach, and Lynn began absorbing Black-Suited Luan into her body, and then, Lynn's rainbow energy aura and rainbow protective aura had flared up extremely as Black-Suited Lynn began merging with Lynn and Lynn gained all of her Black-Suited self's powers and abilities along with knowledge. Then, Lybn's rainbow energy aura settled.
Me: Is it over?
Lynn: It is.
Black-Suited Lynn: (Speaking through Lynn's emblazoned Rainbow Dragon and Phoenix and Third Eye) Yeah, we've settled in perfectly.
Lynn concentrated and immediately, her body was covered in a black Symbiote suit with red light reflecting off it and it had the spider emblem on it, and she fired black and red symbiote goo which bound Twisted Pocahontas' wrists and ankles, and then, her symbiote suit went back into her body.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Thanks for the assist, Lynn.
Lincoln chanted a powerful incantation and his large golden halo glowed and the four orbiting gold rings fired rays of rainbow healing light which hit Twisted Pocahontas and it not only purified her, but it also cleansed her of the hatred and rage she had in her because of Radcliffe. We cheered wildly as Lincoln, Watermelody, and Gabby Griffon holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Watermelody's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, gold halo, Third Eye, longer light and pale green tail, longer pinkish gray horn, and massive light and pale green angel wings are permanent, and Gabby Griffon's new body, clothes, gold halo, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, longer grayish arctic blue tail, and massive dark azurish gray angel wings are permanent and Lincoln's wild gold hair, large gold wolf ears, eleven massive and long gold wolf tails and gold rabbit's tail, and massive gold angel wings change back to white, and the gold crisscross straps of his chest harness and gold He-Man's loincloth change back to orange.
Eli: That was really a close one. We saved Pocahontas and freed Twisted Pocahontas from the hatred and rage that consumed her broken heart and soul.
Suddenly, Watermelody wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Watermelody's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and Alicorn flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Watermelody sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces.
Suddenly, Gabby Griffon wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Gabby Griffon's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and Alicorn flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Gabby Griffon sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and they came back to us as the display vanished.
We brought the Pocahontas we know over to us.
Me: Are you all right?
Pocahontas: I think so.
Nico: Thank goodness.
Twisted Pocahontas: I'm so sorry!
She broke down crying.
I went over to her and I comforted her.
Me: It's not your fault. Your grief turned into vengeful hate which made you become the thing your father almost did. Ratcliffe made you that way and it's not to late to change. It's not too late to save people from those like Ratcliffe.
Laney: That's right.
Me: 413 years may have passed since then but you still have all the time in the world to stop corrupt nobility and all that.
Xenia: That's right.
Nico: But at least you got the consequences of messing up the timeline correct.
Twisted Pocahontas: I did?
Qin: You sure did.
Twisted Pocahontas: I'm glad. I'm sorry for everything.
Me: It's all right.
Nico: We can't restore what you lost. But we can find you a new home.
Me: If you want you can stay in Michigan with us?
Twisted Pocahontas: That is a good idea. I would like that.
Me: Good.
Nico: Off you go then.
We teleported her to the estate.
Xenia: That was fun.
Qin: Yep.
Me: Hmm. You know this got me thinking. I can't help but wonder if there are Keyblade Knights for the worlds of Pocahontas, The Black Cauldron and others.
Nico: Hmm. You know there just might be.
Maria: Worry about that later
Nico: Yeah.
Me: Now for the main business of our adventure.
Maria: Better call in backup just in case. (TURNS DIAL) RED FLAME SPIDER STORM!
She summoned Roman Goodwin, SHS Carnage, Mekenobite, Maremotus, Dr. Gene Splicer and Evil Blackarachnia!
Qin: Oh yeah!
Nico: This will be good.
Eli: Lets see here. (SENSES FOR THE ANOTHERS) Whoa! We have Another Mamemon Brothers, Parasite, Gabby Gator, Necrolai, Vathek and Titania.
WE GASPED!
Qin: Geez!
Me: We better stop gasping like that. We could begin to like it. But man this will be interesting.
Carly Atlas: And easy to face too. It's just me, Misty and Shiro that you guys have here with you.
Misty Tredwell: Yeah no kidding.
Shiro: Now I'm really glad I came with you guys on this.
Nico: Anyone else we need to call?
Me: Just Celica.
Qin: Cool! That is easy.
Maria: Yep.
She called Celica in.
Celica: I'm here and ready for action.
Lola: Awesome.
Eli: I sense that the Anothers minus Titania are one person.
Xenia: Nice!
Lola: Cool.
Nico: I see them!
Then we saw Another Another Mamemon Brothers, Parasite, Gabby Gator, Necrolai and Vathek!
Nico: Whoa!
Qin: This will be good.
Another BigMamemon: (In a girls voice) It sure will be fun.
Me: (GASP) That voice.
They merged and she reverted back and was a girl with aqua blue hair and blue eyes and she had blue angel wings and she had aqua blue clothes and had a tiara with the symbol of the Jellyfish Dopant on it and the same symbol was on her skirt and she had a lightning sword and then 2 giant Sea Wasp Jellyfish came and they were buzzing like bees and surging with incredible electricity.
Me: (GASP) Jenna Jellyfish!
Jenna Jellyfish: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: You too. Jenna is the Embodiment of the Jellyfish Dopant and she has all the powers of Jellyfish including intense lightning and a deadly venomous sting and those 2 Jellyfish with her are her friends.
Jenna Jellyfish: Yep they sure are. I am known as the princess of Jellyfish and I can have Jellyfish fly in the air and in the sea and on land.
Qin: Whoa! That is awesome!
Lily: Boy you would get along great with SpongeBob. He and I go Jellyfishing and have a lot of fun with it.
Jenna Jellyfish: That is awesome.
Nico: Do you think jellyfish jelly would taste good on Krabby Patties?
Lily: Oh believe me Nico it does. SpongeBob invented it and EVERYONE loves it. Mr. Krabs even got the stupid idea of having SpongeBob capture all those jellyfish and squeeze them dry of their jelly for it. But I convinced SpongeBob to later put it back on the menu.
Nico: That's cool!
Lily: The jelly adds a delicious fruity sweetness to the patty.
Nico: Nice.
Jenna Jellyfish: We'll have to try it sometime.
Nico: I agree there.
Me: By the way Jenna is the Another Titania friendly or hostile?
Jenna Jellyfish: Friendly and she is a REALLY strong one.
Qin: Nice.
Maria: Sorry we have to do this.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and was separated from the Anothers!
Qin: It's on!
But then…
ZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP!
Jenna's 2 Jellyfish friends electrocuted all the Anothers and blasted them and I caught the Wonder Ride Books.
Me: WHOA! That was powerful!
Celica: Boy that REALLY saved us a lot of trouble.
Carly Atlas: It sure did.
Misty Tredwell: Yeah no kidding!
Leni: Zappity Zap Zap!
WE LAUGHED!
Eddy: (LAUGHS) Leni, Lumpy is really rubbing off on you. But that is definitely something Ed would say.
Nico: Now, we wait.
Me: We don't have to wait long!
We saw a figure and it was ANOTHER TITANIA!
Qin: Another Titania!
Xenia: Whoa this one looks powerful!
Titania: No kidding and she is just as strong.
Another Titania: I sure am.
Me: (GASP) That voice.
She reverted back and was a girl with brown hair and brown eyes and had brown angel wings and brown sports clothes and she had a tiara with the symbol for the Mountain Dopant on it and the same symbol was on her shorts and she had a powerful rock sword.
Me: (GASP) Melanie Mountain!
Melanie Mountain: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here. Melanie is the Embodiment of the Mountain Dopant and she has INCREDIBLY strong and powerful superhuman strength. She lifted up a huge mountain with one hand tied behind her back like I did.
Melanie Mountain: Yep I sure did and that was fun.
Titania: Wow! You have amazingly strong strength like I do.
Melanie Mountain: I sure do and I have the power to even make mountains. New mountains and even volcanoes.
Nico: That is really awesome!
Kaito: (gets out Boukenger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Zocks: (gets out Magiranger gear) Because we can grant it instead.
Kaito got an Operation Overdrive sword and Zocks got a Magistaff.
Melanie Mountain: No he didn't promise me anything. I punched him square in the face and knocked out all of his teeth and smashed his jaw into dust.
Sakura Knudson: HOLY CRAP! That explains why he had all of his teeth replaced with dental implants!
Nico: OUCH!
Me: They don't call Melanie the Mountain Smasher for nothing.
Laney: WHOA! That is powerful!
Gwen: Boy if she did that to someone like Amy she would smash every single bone in her body into dust.
Melanie Mountain: I'll gladly show you that I can do that later on.
Sougo: (gets out Operation Overdrive Ridewatch) Oh, we'll gladly let you do that.
Geiz: (Gets out Mystic Force Ridewatch) That way, she won't escape again.
Sougo got OperationOverdriveRedArmor while Geiz got MysticForceRedArmor.
Melanie Mountain: Looking forward to it.
Lincoln: Lets separate you first.
Lincoln fired a wave of light and separated her.
Melanie Mountain: Awesome.
Another Titania: I WILL RIP YOU APART!
Melanie Mountain: Not in this life bitch!
Then…
SUPER MEGA KRABLAM!
She punched her in the face so hard that it smashed her skull into powder! All her teeth smashed into dust!
Nico: OOH! OUCH!
Titania: JUMPING ABSORBING METAL! That is a powerful punch!
Nico: YEAH! No shit!
Xenia: Brutal!
Nico: Time to smash some skulls! (ACTIVATES TITANIA AND VATHEK'S RIDEWATCHES)
He fired waves of energy and skulls and smashed Another Titania down.
May: Time for this! (ACTIVATES BERSERKER AND UNIVERSE 666 MAKUNGA'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired waves of energy fists and smashed Another Titania down.
Maria: Top this! (ACTIVATES RUBY THURSDAY AND MINOTAUR'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired energy fists and smashed Another Titania down!
Konata: Take this! (ACTIVATES VATHEK'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired a skull storm and blasted Another Titania down.
Then Brass Knuckles, Evil Crash Man, Mewberty Star, Mr. Nasty, Yost Wrecking Crew and Another Faiz came.
Nico: Nice team Brass Knuckles!
Brass Knuckles: Thanks Nico.
Takumi: Whoa! Is that the Another version of me?
Me: Yep. Crazy story.
Mr. Nasty: Oh shut your fucking trap you worthless loser!
I got right into his face!
Me: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?
Mr. Nasty: YOU ARE A WORTHLESS LOSER!
Me: OH YEAH! Well your mother makes worthless garbage clothes that smell like someone took a shit in them!
Mr. Nasty: Well you look like something cows threw up!
Me: Oh yeah!? Well I've seen uglier looking idiots come in last at the UGLY IDIOT CONTEST!
Mr. Nasty: YOU HAVE A FACE THAT COULD CRACK A SINK!
Me: OH YEAH!? Well you have a face that could crack an entire city dump!? (RASPBERRY!)
Eli grabbed me and Mr. Nasty.
Eli: Pardon me you two but I must discipline the nannygoats!
BLANG!
He bashed our heads together and we had birds spinning and chirping around our heads.
Me and Mr. Nasty: OUCH!
Nico put soap in his mouth.
Me: Yuck! That will leave a bad taste in his mouth.
?: Boy no kidding!
Bubble Man came!
Me: Bubble Man! Cool!
Bubble Man: (In a girls voice) I hope he gets that poop dump he calls a mouth cleaned out.
Nico: Bubbles Soapra! Whoa!
Bubbles Soapra: Awesome to see you again Nico. I got this.
She fired waves of bubbles and destroyed Another Titania and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it.
Me: Awesome!
Laney: That sure was.
Nico: You're naked, right?
Bubbles Soapra: I sure am.
Me: Uh oh.
I put on my Blind Man Glasses and the boys covered their eyes.
Mr. Nasty: I'm not covering my eyes!
Brass Knuckles: Just do it or Nicole will kill you! And she is NOT Bluffing!
Mr. Nasty: Okay okay!
He did so.
Me: It's going to hurt though.
Bubbles Soapra: I'm ready.
Me: Here we go. (SNAPS FINGERS)
I snapped my fingers and she doubled over in pain.
Then she threw up soap and it hit May right in her eyes.
May screamed in pain as she got SOAP RIGHT IN HER EYES!
May: OW OW OW! I GOT SOAP RIGHT IN MY EYES!
Maria: Oh man I hate it when that happens!
Maria washed it off.
Bubbles reverted back and had blue hair and blue eyes and had blue angel wings and she had a symbol for bubbles in the middle of her forehead.
Bubbles Soapra: (Groans) Oh man that hurt. (GASP) Oh man sorry May! I didn't see you there.
May: Ow ow! No worries!
Maria washed her eyes.
Bubbles Soapra: (Sees herself) GAH! I'm not even in my bathtub and I'm naked! EYES TO YOURSELVES PERVERTS!
Rarity: Don't worry darling we can fix this.
The Fashion Brigade moved in and gave her new awesome blue clothes.
Bubbles Soapra: Wow! What an awesome outfit.
Varie: Thanks.
May: That always stings!
Me: I know. I hate it when that happens.
Bubbles Soapra: I know.
Konata: Me too. What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Bubbles Soapra: When me and Nico were tasked with doing an incredibly impossible task and that was to give the stinkiest and most filthy man in our city a bath. He never took a bath for 34 years. He never even washed or showered even ONCE in his life.
Me: GOOD GOD!
Lana: Cool!
Nico: His stench was so dangerous that it virtually took on a mind of its own.
Qin: Yep.
Maria: Did you succeed?
Nico: Yep.
Bubbles Soapra: Yeah we fired a water and soap combo blast and got him SQUEAKY clean.
Nico: Yep.
Me: That is disgusting! But man that is awesome you did that.
Nico: It sure was.
Nico and Bubbles hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Bubbles Soapra: Same here.
We went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Koji, Ziggy Grover, Takayuki Hiba, Rachel Ridley, Estella Rockell and Sophia Nurenberg are heading to downtown Gotham Royal York, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the twelve girls here, but we got bad news.
It appears that another old enemy of The Trouble Busters is running loose, her name is Sarah McCoy, she's a big time troublemaker who's known as a heartless Karen who thinks she's better than everyone around her and she enjoys making everyone miserable for her own amusement. Well, she's about to get a visit from us and The Trouble Busters and we're going to take her down and throw her in prison where she belongs.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Downtown Gotham Royal York, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the twelve girls here, but we got bad news.
Alana Monroe: And I know what that bad news is: it appears that another old enemy of ours is now running loose, her name is Sarah McCoy, she's a big time troublemaker who's known as a heartless Karen who thinks she's better than everyone around her and she enjoys making everyone miserable for her own amusement.
We gasped.
Me: Oh shoot.
Nico: If she's as bad as you girls say, you know what that means?
Lincoln: Yep, and just like with that pest, Aiden, Sarah's going straight to prison for good.
Koji: And we know what this means.
Alana Monroe: Yep.
Alana Monroe, Helen Bailey, and Melanie Taylor: TIME FOR THE TROUBLE BUSTERS!
Suddenly, we saw a beautiful and super sexy girl with long black hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful black angel wings and she's dressed in an orange short-sleeved blouse, sleeveless dark blue top, orange skirt, dark blue knee-high boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with fire, dragons, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Prima, one of The 13 Primes and on top is Shenron and the Seven Dragon Balls, in her right hand is a greatsword with the Seven Dragon Balls embedded on the massive wide blade and with her are the twelve girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Elise Dragonball, Gene-Slammer of Prima and Embodiment of Dragon Ball.
Elise Dragonball: You got that right, and I got the girls away from that ugly bitch, Sarah, and she's already heard the words, "Time for The Trouble Busters!", and now, she's really pissed now.
?: (ENRAGED SCREAM) YOU UGLY BITCHES!
We then saw a girl with purple hair and purple eyes and she was dressed in fancy clothes, but she was extremely evil and murderous, it was Sarah McCoy, another of The Trouble Busters' enemies.
Alana Monroe: Well, look who just showed up.
Sylvester: Just in time to get sent to prison for good.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: Should've known we'd catch you running loose again, Sarah. But, your days of running wild and hurting people on your little rampages end here, time to say hello to a lifetime behind bars.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Demonic Bloodstained Stellar Eternal Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel of Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Justice and Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Compassion and he unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demon Knight Sparda Demonic Fang Demon Hound Greatsword of Demon Hound Darkness Justice from his back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Koji and his team, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Sarah McCoy, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Then, Lincoln fired gold spider silk webs and tied Sarah McCoy up and we called the cops who grab Sarah and threw her into a police car, and Nico and I gave her the finger and she was screeching like crazy as the car drove off. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: Enjoy spending the rest of your life in prison with Aiden. (To Elise Dragonball) And it's so good to see you again, Elise Dragonball.
Elise Dragonball: You too, Linky, it's been a long time, and it's also good to see you and the rest of the family again, Pan.
Pan: You too, Elise.
Lincoln went up to Elise Dragonball and he hugged her, and Elise Dragonball is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Elise Dragonball: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories and gold halo behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., this is Elise Dragonball, Gene-Slammer of Prima and Embodiment of Dragon Ball, she's my Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in Gym, and not only is she the Gene-Slammer of Prima, but she's also the Embodiment of Dragon Ball. She easily identified because of her black hair, black angel wings, and she wears an orange gi and orange skirt.
Gohan: She's also the twin sister of Pan and my youngest daughter, and only Lincoln knew that Elise like her sister Pan, can turn into a Super Saiyan. She, Pan, and Lincoln would always train together anywhere even underwater which helped Elise and Pan master each Super Saiyan transformation to the point that even the flaws of Super Saiyan 3 and Super Saiyan 4 were no longer present. Lincoln made Elise a necklace containing replicas of each of the 7 Dragon Balls, and to show thanks for that as well as helping her and Pan master each Super Saiyan transformation, Elise and Pan kissed Lincoln on the lips.
Nico: Whoa, so you helped them master each Super Saiyan transformation to the point that even the flaws of Super Saiyan 3 and Super Saiyan 4 were no longer present? That's incredible.
Selene Emperyous: And Elise hated The Wet Bandits with blazing passion, why, because they tried to steal from Hercule Satan while Lincoln, Elise, and Pan were there, what a bunch of morons. But, their plan to steal from Hercule Satan ended badly and Lincoln, Elise and Pan did not take kindly to that, so they beat the living crap out of them and kicked them so hard, they sent them flying right back to prison.
Eli: What a bunch of boobs.
Selene Arcangela: They sure were, and like all of us, Elise really hated Frieza with a blazing passion.
Elise Dragonball: I hated that monstrous tyrant for everything he did, but when I heard of what you all did in giving him, Cell, King Cold, Garlic Jr., and many more of our old enemies The Black Gates, I was so glad to hear the news, but I can tell there are several of them who are in The Masters of Evil.
Lincoln: Yeah, they happen to be The Ginyu Force, Cui, and several others, and we're keeping an eye on Cui, since he was Frieza's trusted soldier.
Vegeta: And if he tries to double cross Vypra, Lincoln's curse will take his life and send him to The Black Gates.
Elise Dragonball: Dad did tell me that you've been busy with making some awesome curses, that's so awesome.
Goku: His favorite one is The Gessius Flores Vengeance Curse, and this one makes gold, jewels, gems, and many other currencies explode out of those hit by it, and two of those victims are none other than The Wet Bandits, and they're now humiliation fodder for us.
Elise Dragonball: (GASPS) Ooh, now we can humiliate them all we want and get tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies from them?
Gohan: And from the several other jerks namely Flip, Lewis Travolta, Pablo, Anderson, Amy, Billy McLean, and Bradley Uppercrust III just to name a few. But, the two jerks who got The Black Gates were our former humiliation fodder, Scoots and Killjoy Huggins, and you've already heard the rumors.
Elise Dragonball: That Chase Young's Dark Side was the true cause of Lincoln's suffering and why Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, and Principal Huggins became those horrible monsters? I've heard, Dad, and I'm glad that monster got what he deserved.
Lincoln: Me too, Elise, and now that you're here.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Elise Dragonball in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Elise Dragonball: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Elise Dragonball's neck with the Seven Dragonballs on the gold lightning bolts and orange crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Elise Dragonball: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Elise Dragonball.
Elise Dragonball had a smile on their faces and tears in their eyes as Lincoln still had his arms around her waist and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips and she also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the twelve girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them immediately. The twelve girls are Ruby Hoshino, Kana Arima, Mem-Cho, Akane Kurokawa, Frill Shiranui, and Minami Kotobuki from Oshi no Ko, Lammis, Hulemy, Shui, and Filmina from Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon, and Akane Kusunoki, Tomoe Kusukoni, and Yuko Kimishima from Menage a Twins.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Ruby Hoshino, Kana Arima, Mem-Cho, Akane Kurokawa, Frill Shiranui, and Minami Kotobuki from Oshi no Ko, Lammis, Hulemy, Shui, and Filmina from Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon, and Akane Kusunoki, Tomoe Kusukoni, and Yuko Kimishima from Menage a Twins.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Ruby Hoshino: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Ruby Hoshino and the other eleven girls saw who it was that saved them from Sarah McCoy, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white choker collar with gold accents and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura around him.
Ruby Hoshino: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made eleven clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Ruby Hoshino: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, twelve Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Ruby Hoshino, Kana Arima, Mem-Cho, Akane Kurokawa, Frill Shiranui, Minami Kotobuki, Lammis, Hulemy, Shui, Filmina, Akane Kusunoki, Tomoe Kusukoni, and Yuko Kimishima with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to the World Tree Estate, and they were shocked to find out the villain we went after was another enemy of The Trouble Busters named Sarah McCoy.
But, when Lincoln showed what we all did in beating that bitch down and Lincoln tied her up with gold spider silk and gave her to the cops and they took her away, everyone cheered as they hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the face and lips as steam whistled from his ears. Lincoln and Elise Dragonball have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: Whoa, so that explains the mayhem we heard about in downtown, so another enemy of The Trouble Busters was running loose?!
Lincoln: Yep, but we defeated Sarah and sent her to the same prison we sent Aiden to, that's another troublemaking pest taken down.
Alana Monroe: You said it, but there's more troublemakers out there, and we'll be there to stop them.
Me: You got that right.
After taking down Sarah McCoy and throwing her in prison, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Elise Dragonball saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Elise Dragonball: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Elise, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Elise Dragonball: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Elise Dragonball: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Nico: Yep. So, Elise, what memories did you have with Lincoln?
Elise Dragonball: We were hoping you'd ask that. Well, one time, Lincoln and I along with the rest of his Guardian Angels and harem were at the gym and we were doing some more workouts, but this time, we had an Anti-Gravitation Chamber installed courtesy of Bulma. But, then, the gym's alarm sounded, and we suddenly heard outside the familiar sound of an idiotic killjoy running loose and screaming for Lincoln's blood to be spilled, and we knew who that was: Killjoy Huggins. I'd had about enough of that moron running loose, so we ended the training early, and we went out to confront that moron, but it turns out he also had thugs with him, and that was more than enough for Lincoln to let loose his more vicious side, he tore the thugs to shreds and he also drank all of their blood. That also made Killjoy Huggins mad, but before he could get after Lincoln, I kicked him hard in the groin and he went down like a pile of bricks.
Nico: (WINCES) Ooh! That's really got to hurt.
Selene Emperyous: Not as much as when she told Superintendent Chen of what he tried to do again, she got so mad, she got out a medieval flail and whacked him hard on the head with it, and don't even ask where she got that from!
Me: Yeah, I don't think I'd want to know the answer.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Snowbelle Treefrost, Simulator Wonder Woman, Simulator Hawkgirl, Simulator Supergirl, Simulator Power Girl, Simulator Stargirl, Simulator Huntress, Simulator Vixen, Simulator Starfire, Simulator Raven, Simulator Tania, Simulator Mai Valentine, and The Attendant/Coco are heading to Aqua Star.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Snowbelle Treefrost, Simulator Wonder Woman, Simulator Hawkgirl, Simulator Supergirl, Simulator Power Girl, Simulator Stargirl, Simulator Huntress, Simulator Vixen, Simulator Starfire, Simulator Raven, Simulator Tania, Simulator Mai Valentine, and The Attendant/Coco are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Simulator Wonder Woman, Simulator Hawkgirl, Simulator Supergirl, Simulator Power Girl, Simulator Stargirl, Simulator Huntress, Simulator Vixen, Simulator Starfire, Simulator Raven, Simulator Tania, Simulator Mai Valentine, and The Attendant/Coco had feelings for Lincoln, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Snowbelle Treefrost: Wow, so this is Aqua Star, it sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Snowbelle, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Snowbelle Treefrost, Simulator Wonder Woman, Simulator Hawkgirl, Simulator Supergirl, Simulator Power Girl, Simulator Stargirl, Simulator Huntress, Simulator Vixen, Simulator Starfire, Simulator Raven, Simulator Tania, Simulator Mai Valentine, and The Attendant/Coco dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the back they had an awesome volleyball game, and Snowbelle Treefrost, Simulator Wonder Woman, Simulator Hawkgirl, Simulator Supergirl, Simulator Power Girl, Simulator Stargirl, Simulator Huntress, Simulator Vixen, Simulator Starfire, Simulator Raven, Simulator Tania, Simulator Mai Valentine, and The Attendant/Coco got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, but then, they saw hulking muscle-bound thugs hired by Flip coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he'd sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Snowbelle Treefrost, Simulator Wonder Woman, Simulator Hawkgirl, Simulator Supergirl, Simulator Power Girl, Simulator Stargirl, Simulator Huntress, Simulator Vixen, Simulator Starfire, Simulator Raven, Simulator Tania, Simulator Mai Valentine, and The Attendant/Coco and they hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Snowbelle Treefrost, Simulator Wonder Woman, Simulator Hawkgirl, Simulator Supergirl, Simulator Power Girl, Simulator Stargirl, Simulator Huntress, Simulator Vixen, Simulator Starfire, Simulator Raven, Simulator Tania, Simulator Mai Valentine, and The Attendant/Coco placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and we saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Looks like you really had a good time at Aqua Star, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!
Suddenly, twelve Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Simulator Wonder Woman, Simulator Hawkgirl, Simulator Supergirl, Simulator Power Girl, Simulator Stargirl, Simulator Huntress, Simulator Vixen, Simulator Starfire, Simulator Raven, Simulator Tania, Simulator Mai Valentine, and The Attendant/Coco with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Simulator Wonder Woman, Simulator Hawkgirl, Simulator Supergirl, Simulator Power Girl, Simulator Stargirl, Simulator Huntress, Simulator Vixen, Simulator Starfire, Simulator Raven, Simulator Tania, Simulator Mai Valentine, and The Attendant/Coco are in your harem.
Eli: And Snowbelle joined Lincoln's harem after we took care of those cannibal veggies in Nowhere.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Snowbelle Treefrost, Simulator Wonder Woman, Simulator Hawkgirl, Simulator Supergirl, Simulator Power Girl, Simulator Stargirl, Simulator Huntress, Simulator Vixen, Simulator Starfire, Simulator Raven, Simulator Tania, Simulator Mai Valentine, and The Attendant/Coco, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
Inuyasha: (YELLS AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS AT FLIP) SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE, YOU MUTANT!
Suddenly, the Beads of Subjugation on Flip's neck glowed and the amplified gravity forced Flip to faceplant on the ground, and we laughed hysterically.
Nico: Those Beads of Subjugation really are awesome!
Lincoln: And that'll be to remand that stupid mutant if he so much as gets anymore dumb ideas once again. Remind me to add more punishments to him.
Me: We'll do just that.
At Lynn's Table, Lana and the Jeeve's Weevil were at a table.
Applejack: Um... what in tarnation is this?!
Me: Another contest.
Jeeves Weevil: Okay then. In this competition we'll find out who can ingest the most AWFUL food. But I warn you, I'm an expert at eating foul stuff you know. Studied at the Bad Taste Academy At Mold On Crumpet.
Lana: I'm an expert at eating disgusting food too.
Me: Oh boy better get the mops and Stomach Pumps ready.
Nico: (GULPS)
Jeeves Weevil: Okay then. Lets start with boiled broccoli.
Out came a couple of plates and they had boiled broccoli on them.
Lana and Jeeves Weevil ate them.
Lana: That wasn't too bad.
Jeeves Weevil: Now this. Now old RANCID boiled broccoli.
Out came plates with ROTTEN DISGUSTING BROCCOLI AND IT SMELLED HORRIBLE!
Nico: OH GOOD GOD!
Me: I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK!
Qin: THIS IS NOT GOING TO END WELL!
Lara Laramie: WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS?!
Me: Lana and Jeeves Weevil.
Bai Tza: They had a contest like this before and it ended in a draw.
Lincoln: It's true.
Lana and Jeeves Weevil ate their broccoli.
Nico: OH YUCK! (VOMITS)
May: I FEEL THE SAME (VOMITS)
Jeeves Weevil: Old rancid boiled broccoli that I've had between my toes for a week.
WE GASPED!
Out came plates of them and this SMELLED REALLY WORST!
Xenia: OH THIS IS DISGUSTING!
Lana and Jeeves Weevil ate their portions.
Me: OH SICK!
Lincoln: Oh YUCK!
But then came A MASSIVE VOMIT FLOOD!
NICO, MAY, MARIA, LANEY, LOLA, RARITY, APPLEJACK, PINKIE PIE, RAINBOW DASH, TWILIGHT SPARKLE, FLUTTERSHY, STARLIGHT GLIMMER, SUNSET SHIMMER, GWEN, BRITTNEY, JARED AND LINCOLN HURLED ALL OVER THE PLACE!
Luna fainted!
FWOMP!
Jeeves Weevil: Now for burned tomatoes.
Out came plates of burned tomatoes.
Me: Burned tomatoes? Yuck.
Lana and the Weevil ate them.
Me: Oh boy.
Jeeves Weevil: Now old RANCID burned tomatoes.
Out came plates of burned tomatoes that were REALLY ROTTEN and they smelled REALLY HORRIBLE!
Lugnut: What have we done to deserve this?!
WE WERE REALLY THROWING UP!
Lana and the Jeeves Weevil ate theirs.
Lana: Now lets see how you like my favorite. Raw Chum.
WE GASPED!
Me: OH BOY.
Lana got out buckets of chum.
Plankton: This is gonna be brutal! I CAN'T WATCH!
He covered his eye!
Lana ate her bucket.
The Jeeves Weevil was about to eat his but then…
Jeeves Weevil: (VOMITS ALL OVER)
Me: (STOMACH GRUMBLES) UH OH!
All of us then went and HURLED OUR GUTS OUT ALL OVER THE JERKS!
MASSIVE SUPER PROJECTIVE VOMIT STORM!
Flip: AW MAN YOU GUYS ARE SERIOUSLY GROSS!
Cheesly: THAT WAS GROSS!
Amy: YOU ARE SO DISGUSTING!
SUPER MEGA KRABLAM!
Melanie Mountain punched Amy in the face so hard that she smashed her entire skeleton into powder and then she melted into a pile of slop! She was a boneless blob!
Melanie Mountain: Now that felt good.
Poromon: NEVER DO THIS AGAIN! (pukes all over Sydney)
Sydney: OH POROMON!
Poromon: Sorry.
Lana: Now that is how you eat disgusting food.
Me: (PROJECTILE VOMITS INTO BUBBLE BASS'S MOUTH)
Nico: OH THAT WAS SO DISGUSTING!
Me: You should have seen how Billy made all the contestants on Total Drama throw up!
Courage: (GROANS)
Then he forced open Flip's mouth and hurled into it!
Courage: BLECH!
OH YUCK!
Me: OH YUCK!
Lana: Looks like I win.
Lana ate Jeeves Weevil's bucket of chum.
Lana: That was awesome.
Manaphy puked on Sheila.
Sheila: OH YUCK! Manaphy not on me! (PUKES ON MAY!)
May: HEY!
?: Boy what a gross contest!
We saw a girl with pink hair and blue eyes and had red angel wings and red clothes and had a tiara with the Bioman symbol on it and the same symbol was on her skirt.
Me: Oh hello there.
She fired waves of water and got the place cleaned up.
Nico: Thanks.
Bianca Bio: Bianca Bio - Embodiment of the Bioman from 1984.
Me: Awesome to meet you Bianca.
Elita One: Can you tell us more about yourself?
Bianca Bio: I sure can. I'm a biomedical engineer and I also work with biomechanical engineering. I make organic cybernetic limbs to help those that lost them get new limbs.
Me: Whoa that is really complex but amazing.
Qin: It sure is.
Bianca Bio: It sure is.
Nico: Would you like to join the team?
Bianca Bio: I would be honored.
Red Lantern Ratchet: Is everyone ok now?
Poliwag puked on Nanette.
Nanette: POLIWAG!
Red Lantern Ratchet: (sweatdrops) That's a no.
Me: Big time.
Lana: Sorry you had to see that guys.
Nico: Lana I will say this. You are the AWESOME QUEEN of crud.
May: That is for sure.
Nico: But as a bonus victory you got us to throw up all over the jerks.
Me: Yep and some of us even threw up in their mouths.
Lana: Awesome!
Jerks: (PROJECTILE VOMIT STORM)
The jerks vomited out emerald jewels by the millions.
Horsea puked on Qin.
Qin: HEY!
Horsea: Sorry Qin.
Maria washed off Nanette and Qin.
Bianca Bio: Jeez! What the fuck did you all see that caused you all to throw up like that?
Nico: You don't want to know!
Melanie Mountain: But some good came out of all this. I got to bash Amy's bones into dust and turn her into that.
She was made into a boneless pile of slop.
Sakura Knudson: She's not kidding on that.
Lola: Wow!
Jeeves Weevil: And I'm really proud of you Lana. You are a truly amazing master of eating awful foods.
Lana: Thanks Mr. Weevil.
Jirachi puked on Maxxine.
Maxxine: OH SICK!
Jirachi: Sorry Maxxine.
Maria cleaned her up.
Tentacool and Eevee puked on Georgina and Kendra.
Georgina: OH YUCK!
Kendra: DISGUSTING!
Maria washed them off too.
Luna Loud: Major puke storm.
Lisa Loud: That was the most disgusting thing I have ever seen.
Mevya puked on Rice
Rice: Aw yuck!
Mevya: Sorry.
Maria washed her off too.
Nico: Lets all head home.
We went back home.
The last thing we wanted was for Lynn's Table to become a puke flood.
We arrived back home.
Me: HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AWFUL!
Xenia: Yeah!
The previous group then came.
Unicorn: Can me, Trap Jaw, Beast Man, Killer Shrike, Hsi Wu, Mummy, Shendu, Spymaster, Griffin and Roxy Rocket go with you guys?
The Mascots all puked at the same time.
Killer Shrike: OH YUCK! What happened?
Me: Don't fucking ask!
Izzy Moonbow: Lana had an eating contest of the most grossest foods with Jeeves Weevil and she won.
Shendu: ARE YOU SERIOUS!?
Trap Jaw: Lana beat Jeeves Weevil at eating that crud!?
Me: Made us all hurl our guts out.
Laney: It's why we said you don't want to know.
Killer Shrike: Sorry I asked! Are you all okay?
Me: Better now. Most of us.
Nico: Yeah. But to answer your question yes you all can come with us.
Trap Jaw: All right!
Lily: Awesome.
Trap Jaw: Is everyone done puking?
We nodded.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow iris of his Third Eye glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it was none other than General Custer from the world of Spirit: Stallion of the Cimmaron. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh, shoot!
Lincoln sounded the alarm and we rushed in.
Nico: We heard the alarm, what's up, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, the person is none other than General Custer from the world of Spirit: Stallion of the Cimmaron.
We gasped.
Me: Oh man, I remembered seeing Spirit: Stallion of the Cimmaron, and that version of Custer was an honorable villain along with his men
Nico: So, we're going to recruit him and his men to The Masters of Evil, alright, let's get ready to head on out.
Eli: This is going to be one awesome adventure.
Commander Mars: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Air Man this time.
Qin: Cool!
Me: One of the Wind this time. Nice.
Nico: Yep. And I have just the mission for us.
Nico went and grabbed a movie case and it was for the movie Spirit: Stallion of The Cimarron.
Qin: COOL! That's one of my favorites.
Laney: Spirit is a great horse!
Applejack: YEEHAW! So we're going to meet Spirit.
Nico: Yep. First we'll watch the movie and then head out.
Me: We're going to need a lot of snacks and water too.
Lola: Good idea.
I got to work and made us all everything possible for us to eat and drink. We then got to watching the movie.
In the 19th-century American West, a Kiger mustang colt, Spirit, is born to a herd of wild horses; he grows into a stallion and assumes the leadership of the herd. One night, upon following a strange light near his herd, Spirit finds horses tied to a log and their wranglers sleeping around a campfire. They awake and, after a chase, capture him and take him to a US cavalry fort.
The leader of the fort, the Colonel, orders Spirit to be broken; however, Spirit defies all attempts. The Colonel retaliates by having him tied to a post for three days without food or water. Meanwhile, a Lakota Native American named Little Creek is also brought into the fort and held captive. After three days, Spirit is weak enough that the Colonel takes control of him, boasting that any wild horse can eventually be tamed, but seeing the disappointment in the other captive horses, Spirit gets a second wind and throws him off. Humiliated and livid, the Colonel is about to shoot him before Little Creek frees himself from his bonds with a knife and saves Spirit; they escape, releasing the other horses in the process. However, Little Creek catches Spirit himself and takes him to his village.
After returning to the Lakota village, Little Creek attempts to tame Spirit with kindness, but Spirit still refuses to be broken. Little Creek ties Spirit with his mare Rain, hoping she can discipline him. Spirit eventually falls in love with Rain despite not understanding her attachment to humans. Soon, Little Creek and Spirit come to a mutual respect and the former realizes that the horse will never be tamed, so he lets Spirit go. Spirit is about to return to his herd and convince Rain to come with him when he notices the Colonel and his men charging to attack the village. During the battle, at which Spirit returns to help, the Colonel shoots Rain and she falls into a river; he is about to shoot Little Creek, but Spirit knocks the Colonel off his horse, deflecting the shot and saving his life. Spirit then runs after Rain in attempts to rescue her, but they both plummet over a waterfall. Spirit stays by Rain's side, only for the cavalry to recapture him but leave her for dead. Little Creek tends to Rain and vows to free Spirit in return for his life being saved by him.
Broken, Spirit is put in a train with other captured horses from the village and loses his self-worth. However, he has a vision of his family from his homeland running free, strengthening him again. Spirit is forced to work on the transcontinental railroad, pulling a steam locomotive with other horses. After noticing that the railroad will pass right through his home, Spirit quickly breaks free from the sledge and then frees the other horses. They all escape, but the loss of the horses causes the locomotive come tumbling down the hill with Spirit running for his life from it. It crashes into a station and into another locomotive, causing an explosion that sets the forest ablaze. Spirit is trapped when the chain around his neck snags on a fallen tree. Little Creek intervenes setting him free, and together they escape by jumping into a ravine.
The next morning, the Colonel and his cavalry find Spirit and Little Creek and a chase ensues through the Grand Canyon, where they get trapped on one side of a gorge. Spirit makes an incredible leap to the other side, and his bravery amazes the Colonel; he stops one of his privates from shooting Spirit, and humbly accepts defeat and leaves them be. Celebrating their victory & freedom, Little Creek returns to the Lakota village with Spirit and finds Rain nursed back to health, and names the stallion "Spirit Who Could Not Be Broken". Spirit and Rain are then set loose by Little Creek; they depart to Spirit's homeland, and they all reunite with the herd.
We were really amazed by the movie and when it was done we were cheering wildly.
Nico: That is awesome!
Me: Boy it sure was!
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was so fun and cool!
Me: Yeah it was!
Camie: So we're going after General Custer and his men.
Me: Yep and this takes place back at the end of the 1860s before Custer became General.
I went over his history.
George Armstrong Custer, or better known as The Colonel, is the main antagonist of DreamWorks' 6th full-length animated feature film Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron (sometimes called Spirit).
He was voiced by James Cromwell, who also played Robert Callaghan in Big Hero 6, Dr. Arthur Arden in American Horror Story: Asylum, Captain Dudley Smith in L.A. Confidential, Joseph Campbell in The General's Daughter, William Donahue in Eraser and Warden Hazen in the 2005 remake of The Longest Yard.
When Spirit is brought to the Colonel's army base by a band of wranglers, he notices the numerous cavalry horses forced to work for the army and tries to flee as the soldiers try to stop him until the Colonel breaks up the scuffle. The Colonel orders his men to bring him to a blacksmith named Murphy for him to be tamed, only for him to get severely beaten by the wild mustang. The Colonel then takes Spirit to the corral and tries to have his soldiers break him, but all attempts fail miserably. The Colonel then orders his men to tie up Spirit and deprive him of any food or water for three days as punishment for his defiance.
During those three days, the Colonel is introduced to a Lakota tribesman named Little Creek, who was caught and arrested by his men for stealing supplies from the base. The Colonel then orders his soldiers to tie up Little Creek to the post and deprive him of any food or water as well. When Spirit's three days were up, the Colonel begins to ride the weakened Spirit as he desperately tries to shake him off, to no avail. As the Colonel proudly boasts about his apparent success, Spirit quickly regains his confidence and manages to throw the Colonel off his back. As the Colonel gets back up, he notices the other cavalry horses cheering for Spirit's victory and orders one of his soldiers to reprimand Spirit as he pulls out his revolver to shoot Spirit. However, Little Creek manages to free himself and stop the Colonel before escaping the fort with Spirit and the other cavalry horses.
The Colonel and his men got more horses and launch a surprise attack on a Lakota village. Ironically, the village he was attacking was where Little Creek resided. Rain (whom Spirit had strong feelings for) comes to Little Creek's aid and runs against the Colonel, but she gets mortally wounded by the Colonel and is swept away by a river. As Little Creek tries to swim to shore, the Colonel raises his gun to kill Little Creek, but Spirit knocks the Colonel off his horse. The Colonel becomes surprised at Spirit's coincidental reappearance, while Spirit runs to rescue Rain.
After Spirit and Rain get swept by a waterfall, the Colonel's soldiers capture Spirit and take him away to a railway station to have him transported to the construction site of the Northern Pacific Railroad, while leaving Rain to die. Upon arriving at the site, however, Spirit destroys the railroad project once he realized that it was going to invade his homeland and escapes the construction site with Little Creek after he came to rescue him in exchange for saving his life.
The Colonel and his cavalry unit accidentally find Spirit and Little Creek in the Grand Canyon the next day after the destruction of the Northern Pacific Railroad. A dangerous chase is ensued and Spirit and Little Creek manage to knock out a few soldiers before being cornered by the cavalry. However, the pair successfully manage to escape their pursuers as Spirit leaps across the canyon, amazing the Colonel. One of his men raises his rifle to shoot at the pair, but the Colonel stops him. Both exchange nods of recognition and the Colonel leaves quietly with his men.
When it was done we were amazed!
Nico: Just like back in real life in those days.
Me: Yep. But back in the 1870s during the Battle of the Little Bighorn up in Montana, Custer and the 7th Cavalry attacked Sitting Bull's village, but were overwhelmed by thousands of Lakota warriors and killed in the battle, making it one of the most significant military defeats the U.S. suffered during the Sioux wars, which would eventually lead to the infamous Wounded Knee massacre of 1890 in retaliation for Custer's defeat.
Nico: Yep.
Camie: That was terrible!
Xenia: Yeah it was .
Leslie Gesneria: Let's go to where he is.
We nodded.
Me: Lets saddle up!
We whistled and called our Rapidash.
We got on them and opened a portal and we got Cowboy hats on.
Me: LETS RIDE!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Kain, and he's coming for his duel with Lincoln and Diana Darkus. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and it's just as we thought from this morning: the figure we saw and the dark energy we sensed belongs to Kain, and he's coming for our duel.
Nicole: Just as we'd thought.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've been going over his information, and it turns out he's a vampire anti-hero, he may have done some dark things, but he'd saved Nosgoth from terrible evil such as The Sarafan, The Hylden, and The Elder God, the eldritch being responsible for the decay of the Pillars and their very corruption.
Brittney: That's right, so you're suggesting that we bring him into Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Exactly, Brittney. He's already proven that he's a hero despite the dark things he's done, and as I promised, I intend to fight him with everything I've got.
Nico: Just be careful, Lincoln, he's a really skilled and deadly adversary, and that sword he has is also very deadly.
Nicole: The Soul Reaver, an indestructible sword forged with metal and powered with the energies of The Pillars, and it also has the ability to drain the blood and consume the souls of its slain victims.
Lincoln: That thing has slain countless Sarafan soldiers and drained their blood and consumed their souls, I know just how deadly that blade is, but I'm ready for Kain.
Diana Darkus: And so am I.
Nico: Fighting Kain will no doubt be a challenge, but to also have him as a member of the team and future member of The Goths of Darkness, who are we to ignore something like that. Alright, gang, let's go, we're off to meet Spirit and his friends.
Lincoln: And take down Custer and his men and send them to The Masters of Evil, and once we get down with our mission, we shall have our duel, Kain.
Diana Darkus: We've taken down the corrupted Guardians of The Pillars of Energy, Nature, Conflict, Dimension, Time, States, and Mind, and now, we shall have our duel with The Scion of Balance.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and we headed to meet Spirit and his friends and take down General Custer and his men and send them to The Masters of Evil, and once we got done with them, Diana Darkus and Lincoln will have their duel with Kain, The Scion of Balance. But, unknown to us, Kain heard our intentions and smiled.
Kain: So, you also extend an invitation for me to join Team Loud Phoenix Storm after finding out more about me. Hmm, very well, I'll graciously accept your invitation right after our duel.
(THE NIGHT BEGINS TO SHINE BY B.E.R. PLAYS)
WE WERE OFF TO 1869 UTAH
Kain turned into a swarm of bats and followed us to the world of Spirit: Stallion of the Cimmaron.
UTAH - WORLD OF SPIRIT: STALLION OF THE CIMARRON - 1869
We arrived.
Me: Wow! Here we are.
Nico: Amazing!
Hsi Wu: Hope you don't mind that I fly all the way!
Nico: Not at all.
We then saw Little Creek and Spirit riding fast from Custer's men!
Me: There! Lets get them!
Nico: YEAH!
We rode after them.
Me: Okay speedy jerks! Your rides end here!
I fired energy blasts and blew the men apart!
Nico: YEAH!
Juandissimo Magnifico: Hola, Spirit!
Spirit: Wow! Team Loud Phoenix Storm!
Little Creek: It's an honor! I heard so many things about you by the spirits.
Lincoln: Pleasure to meet you Little Creek.
Me: This way!
We went to a cave in the distance and I fired an energy blast and blew a rock wall apart and blocked up the chasm.
Me: That will hold them while we talk.
We went to the cave.
We got to the cave and went in.
Me: Okay that will hold them.
Shendu: Are you an American Quarter Horse?
Spirit: I guess so.
Little Creek: Thanks for saving us back thre.
Me: No problem. Custer and his men won't give up that easily. But we're going to be ready for them.
Xenia: Yeah.
Spirit: And I see fellow horses are with you guys too.
Ilana: They're called ponies.
Twilight Sparkle: We're not just ponies. But we're Earth Ponies, Unicorns, Pegasi and Alicorns.
Me: It's a really long story. But the adventures we had with Twilight Sparkle and friends were some of the most amazing and eventful in all of the team.
Sunset Shimmer: They sure were. And it's always awesome.
Spirit: Wow that is cool!
Little Creek: Boy you guys did it all with them.
Nico: Yep.
Griffin: How about I fly and try to locate Custer?
Me: Good idea.
Qin: Yeah.
Griffin flew to find him.
Nico: This is gonna be good.
Spirit: (sniffs something) Why do I smell a bit of throw up?
RD Luna: It's a long story, dude.
Spirit: Did you guys get really sick?
Me: You could say that.
Qin: Yeah it was awful.
Kai Green: But this is gonna be a really amazing adventure for us.
Little Strongheart: I agree too.
Energon Scorponok: Can one of us ride on you?
Spirit: Oh sorry but I'm afraid that Little Creek here has earned my trust on that.
Nico: That's understandable.
Xenia: No worries.
Me: To earn a horses trust you got to understand and earn his respect. It takes a lot of work. Just like to earn the trust and respect of a Rapidash.
Lara Laramie: That is true there.
Roxy Rocket: You also don't want to smell of vomit, do you?
Spirit: No. But I can tell you all cleaned yourselves off.
Qin: Yeah we did.
Spirit: I'm glad.
Xenia: Yeah.
Neytiri: I'm sorry you had to smell that on us.
Spirit: It's okay.
Fluttershy: It's a really weird story.
Panda King: (to the Rapidash) Don't be shy. Go introduce yourselves to Spirit.
They went and did so and they were good friends already.
Nico: Cool.
Me: Be careful with their manes though. They are made of intense pure fire.
Spirit: Okay.
Little Creek: Will do.
Spymaster: Don't let that fool you though. They're very friendly.
Little Creek: They sure are.
Qin: Yeah.
Me: And they are really fast too.
Nico: Yep.
Sunset Shimmer: And they are powerful as well.
Shocker: Guys, I think I see Custer's Men approaching!
I looked through my binoculars and saw a dust cloud coming.
Me: That's them!
Griffin came back.
Griffin: They are coming.
Nico: We can see that.
Me: Time for an entrance right?
Killer Shrike: Let's get his goons out of the way first!
Me: All right then.
We got on our Rapidash.
Nico: Lets get them.
Me: Lets ride!
We went at them.
The men came towards the cave and then the spirits of the Native American Indians appeared and they swirled around them and then converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted out in front of the men and a phoenix cry was heard and then we jumped out of the explosion!
Me: YEEEHAW!
I fired blasts of fire and blasted the men all over.
Nico formed a vine lasso and swung it and around and then snagged a man and pulled him down.
Lara Laramie: I really like how amazing you are, Spirit!
Luxord: (laughs) I knew you would love him!
Spirit: (LAUGHS) YEAH! It's so fun!
Little Creek: It sure is!
We fired waves of energy and fire and blasted the Men.
Applejack: YEEHAW!
Applejack used a lasso and grabbed a man and pulled him off! Little Strongheart bashed the men all off their horses!
Spirit: Any specific reason why Lara and Applejack are taking a liking to me?
Mummy: It's actually quite simple.
Me: They live on ranches and farms and have Texas and Western Pride.
Spirit: That is for sure! And I like it!
Xenia: That is awesome and cool!
Dead End: If we don't get to Custer, we'll be overrun.
Nico: That won't happen!
We got the last of his men down.
Nico: Lets go!
We then rode and we saw him. We were in front of COLONEL GEORGE ARMSTRONG CUSTER!
Colonel Custer: Team Loud Phoenix Storm, I presume?
Me: Colonel George Armstrong Custer, I've read so much about you in books all the time in Civil War history and all about everything you have accomplished.
Colonel Custer: Your accomplishments are just as amazing as I had heard J.D. Congratulations are in order for taking down some of your most dangerous enemies.
Me: The feeling is mutual.
Beast Man: And guess what? You're next!
Me: Sorry we have to do this colonel. But it's to show you that some horses and some people just want to be left alone and be free.
Colonel Custer: I understand.
Me: You are truly honorable colonel.
Qin: That is for sure.
I fired tiny energy beams and blasted his men down.
Nico: And you're an important part to history. So...yeah.
Colonel Custer: I agree. Also J.D. one thing has me interested. You look like Charles Sumner.
Me: That's because he's my ancestral uncle.
Colonel Custer: I had a feeling! And he was attacked by Brooks a while back.
Nico: Brooks?
Me: South Carolina's Senator Preston Brooks attacked Charles Sumner by caning him on May 22nd, 1856.
Nico: Geez!
Eli: I didn't know about that.
Colonel Custer: Yeah that was terrible back then.
Me: It sure was.
Maria: Some backup will keep your men busy! (TURNS DIAL) SPIDER FURY 6!
She summoned Webstor, Man Spider, Banshee Woman, Levia-Slate, Leo Zodiarts and Mosquito Girl.
Qin: Oh yeah!
Poromon then vomited all over a man.
Colonel Custer: So, how long have your mascots been puking?
Me: About uhh 2 hours.
Nico: Yeah.
Then Dr. Viktor, Demyx, Heat Wave, Dai Gui, Vulture, New Wave, Control Freak, Vulkanus, Electro, Eccentro and Zzzax came.
Nico: Dr. Viktor, Demyx, Heat Wave, Dai Gui, Vulture, New Wave, Control Freak, Vulkanus, Electro, Eccentro and Zzzax.
Dr. Viktor: Custor is pretty much an honorable villain.
Heat Wave: That means he's not gonna die.
Dai Gui: Lucky him.
Me: He's a very important piece of America's history.
Dai Gui: That is true.
Vulture: (to Nico) We heard you found another treasure.
Nico: We sure did.
New Wave: What was it?
Philip: It was called the Sword of SuikaKaze. It's a sword from Japanese legend.
Me: Really awesome story.
?: Boy that is cool!
A figure came out and it was HH WASSHOISHOI from episode 28 of Carranger!
Bowzock's best festival coordinator. He had Zelmoda kidnap Ichitarou Tenma for the Bowzock Festival, using a conductor for the "evil-power lightning" so they could suck the evil (& life) out of the boy. However, due to a miscalculation, it was Ritchihiker who was hit by the lightning, which transformed him and gave him more power. After being defeated by Signalman, Wasshoishoi ate Imo-youkan but was quickly killed by Sirender's Siren Vulcan.
Eli: HH Wasshoishoi! I remember you! You had Zelmoda kidnap Ichitarou for the Bowzock Festival.
HH Wasshoishoi: That's right Eli. Good memory.
Eli: Yep.
Me: Another Unadapted monster right?
HH Wasshoishoi: Yep. Darn shame.
Me: I know! What a ripoff.
HH Wasshoishoi: I bet I could've been a very good opponent for the American Turbo Rangers.
William: Glad to know you're being specific
Nico: Yeah.
HH Wasshoishoi: That is true.
We got the battles underway.
Taranee, Hiita the Fire Charmer, Krystal Flemmington, Lea, Shiho, Sci Twi, Emma Cook, Halinor, Nigel Ashcroft, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Zilius Zox and Red Lantern Ratchet VS Heat Wave, Firefly, Firebrand, Scorcher, Evil Flame Man, Gnat, Hotstreak, Arachne, and Weevil Underwood - Nico's Rescue was an awesome treasure hunt and Watermelody and Gabby Griffin transformed and battled Twisted Pocahontas
Heat Wave was first
Heat Wave: (to Taranee) Nico's Rescue was an awesome treasure hunt. And Watermelody and Gabby Griffin transformed and battled Twisted Pocahontas.
Taranee: That was a really awesome and amazing battle.
Hiita: Yeah no kidding and they saved Pocahontas from her Twisted self and redeemed her too.
Sunset Shimmer: That was so awesome and cool.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) It sure was amazing.
Sunburn: It sure was.
Heat Wave: I agree. Lets do it!
Taranee and Heat Wave flared up Phoenix Auras.
Taranee sang Smells like Teen Spirit by Nirvana and Heat Wave sang Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash. Taranee and group fired waves of fire and smashed them down.
Irma Lair, Kin Tsuchi, Bud, Akira, Misao, Conductor, Hayley Lair, Cassidy, Stephen (WITCH), Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Commander Mars and Commander Jupiter VS Demyx, Vexen, Evil Xion, Axel, Bell Org, Birdbrain, Yoshikage Kira, Animan, and Fusion IceDevimon - Us Battling Another Mamemon Brothers, Parasite, Gabby Gator, Necrolai, Vathek and Titania who were the embodiments of the Jellyfish and Mountain Dopants
Demyx was next.
Demyx: (to Irma) Nico, Fabia's team, Titania's team, and the others did good Battling Another Mamemon Brothers, Parasite, Gabby Gator, Necrolai, Vathek and Titania. They were the embodiments of the Jellyfish and Mountain Dopants
Irma Lair: They sure are amazing and the Jellyfish Embodiment was really awesome.
Kin Tsuchi: She sure is and these embodiments are awesome.
Rarity: They sure are darlings and they are amazing.
Sweetie Belle: You're not kidding there.
Gill Grunt: You said it.
Demyx: I agree too. Lets do it!
Irma and Demyx flared up Mermaid Auras. Irma sang Surfin' USA by the Beach Boys and Demyx sang Shake, Rattle and Roll by Joe Turner. Irma and group fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.
Hay Lin, Kurano Kiriha, Evelyn Hatfield, Wally & Gus, Shimmer, Trup'Tika, Xenia Lin, Yan Lin, Eric Lyndon, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Agony and Calypso VS Vulture, Yost Vulture, TAS Vulture, Vulture (Scooby Doo), Evil Aero Man (Mega Man), Haggis MacHaggis, Baboon, Corvus Canosus, and Anguis Masculus - Lincoln's rescue in Gotham Royal York and we battled Sarah McCoy
Vulture was next.
Vulture: (to Hay Lin) I heard Lincoln's rescue in Gotham Royal York. He battled Sarah McCoy there.
Hay Lin: Yeah that was so cool and that girl was a really heartless Karen.
Kurano: Yeah that girl was a monster!
Rainbow Dash: She sure was and she was not awesome!
Scootaloo: But she is now in jail forever!
Whirlwind: Thank goodness.
Vulture: Good riddance. And Hay Lin you did a great job avenging my good name by killing that Noir Version of me.
Haylin: I'm glad I did Adrien.
Vulture: Good. Lets do it!
Hay Lin and Vulture flared up Sylph Auras. Hay Lin sang Rock This Town by the Stray Cats and Vulture sang Tutti Fruiti by Little Richard. Hay Lin and group fired waves of lightning, wind and rainbows and smashed them down.
Cornelia, Genkai, Carlota Santiago, Nicole Hale, Juvia Lockser, Android 18, Kadma, Caleb, Tara, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Tso Lan and Juandissimo Magnifico VS Dai Gui, Hsi Wu, Po Kong, Tchang Zu, Mudslide, Mesmeralda, Broccoloid King, Jack-O-Lantern (Billy and Mandy), and Slipknot - Meeting Elise Dragonball
Dai Gui the Demon Sorcerer of Earth was next.
Dai Gui: (to Cornelia) I heard you guys met Elise Dragonball. What's she like?
Cornelia: She is the gene-slammer of Prima and Embodiment of Dragon Ball. She is really powerful and is also Pan's Twin Sister.
Genkai: That is so cool and awesoe.
Applejack: Boy it sure is amazing.
Apple Bloom: No kidding there.
Flashwing: It sure is awesome.
Dai Gui: That is amazing! Lets do it!
Cornelia and Dai Gui flared up Minotaur Auras!
Cornelia sang Rockin Robin by Bobby Day and Dai Gui sang Don't Be Cruel by Elvis Presley. Cornelia and group fired waves of earth, mud, boulders, rock, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.
Will Vandom, Snowdrop, Sector V KND, Mandy, Sector Z KND, Katie - Numbuh 7, Phoebe Vandom, Nerissa, Matt Olsen, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Emerald and Ilana VS Dr. Viktor, Mummy, Yenaldooshi, Zs'Skayr, Frankenstein, Parent Teacher Organization Of Eradicating Youngsters, Mauler, Mewberty Star, and Pixie Empress - LANA AND JEEVES WEEVIL HAD A DISGUSTING FOOD EATING CONTEST!? (VOMITS)
Dr. Viktor was next.
Dr. Viktor: (to Will) LANA AND JEEVES WEEVIL HAD A DISGUSTING FOOD EATING CONTEST!? (weakly) Excuse me for a moment before we battle. (VOMITS)
He later came back.
Will Vandom: You okay?
Dr. Viktor: Yeah I'm fine.
Will Vandom: Yeah it was really gross and bad.
Snowdrop: You got that right. It was crazy and gross.
Twilight Sparkle: We were really hurling from it.
Starshine Sparkle: Yeah that was crazy.
Spyro: It was gross but funny because we got throw up all over the jerks.
Dr. Viktor: That is funny! Lets do it!
Will and Dr. Viktor flared up Thunderbird and Frankenstein Auras. Will sang I'm a Believer by The Monkees and Dr. Viktor sang Tonight I Could Fall In Love by Suzi Quatro. Will and group fired waves of magic and lightning and smashed them down.
Maria, Mirai Cheng, Dinobot, Scorponok, Bonecrusher, Transquito, Wave Man, Dive Man, Splash Woman, Trixie Lulamoon, Triple Berry, Flynn, Cali, Mags, Eon, RD Luna, and Catzi VS New Wave, Heatstroke, Shakedown, Windfall, Yani, Velociraptors, Aligned Scorponok, Terrashock and Zizza - I can't believe you guys saw Lana eat all that food like that!
New wave was next.
New Wave: (to Maria) I can't believe you guys saw Lana eat all that food like that!
Maria: I know! It was so gross!
Mirai Cheng: That was awful!
Trixie Lulamoon: It sure was!
Triple Berry: Boy it sure was gross!
Flynn: No kidding there! But that was awesome they threw up on the jerks there.
Cali: It might have been gross but it was funny.
New Wave: That is awesome. Lets do it!
Maria and New Wave flared up Undine Auras. Maria sang Magic Dance by David Bowie and New Wave sang by Mack the Knife by Bobby Darin. Maria and group fired waves of water and energy and smashed them down.
Nicole Knudson, Red Tornado, Tarra Taiyou - Champion of Forgiveness, Cassie Excelsion - Champion of Kindness, Athena Wendolla - Champion of Loyalty, Laura Diane Pyenington - Champion of Laughter, Starfox Team, Mario, Wreck It Ralph, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Energon Scorponok and Tidal Wave VS Control Freak, Star Wolf, Psycho Rangers, Mutant Rangers, Wolvertoon, Universe 666 McLeach, Universe 666 Erigor, Universe 666 Cain Knightlord, and Isaak Fernando Von Kemphur - Lana is one AMAZING GIRL to eat that much disgusting food against the Jeeves Weevil!
Control Freak was next.
Control Freak (to Nicole): Lana is one AMAZING GIRL to eat that much disgusting food against the Jeeves Weevil! And the next monster I'm summoning isn't a pushover.
Out came DISNEY INFINITY DARTH VADER!
Nicole: Disney Infinity's Darth Vader! Awesome choice. Lana is a really amazing girl there.
Red Tornado: Indeed she is.
Starlight Glimmer: No kidding there and we were really hurling.
Cozy Glow: Yeah they sure were.
Hex: Yeah no kidding.
Control Freak: And the mascots are still hurling too. Lets do it!
Nicole and Control Freak flared up Star Dragon and Metroid auras. Nicole sang Just My Imagination (Running Away With Me) By The Temptations and Control Freak sang Mambo Swing by Big Bad Voodoo Daddy. Nicole and group fired waves of lightning, magic, stars, skulls, blood and bones and smashed them down.
Shanan, Fu the 7 Tails Jinchuriki, Emily Yumiko, Gloria Tricksenstein, Abigail Minuette, Kiya Schroedinger, Wood Man, Plant Man, Leaf Man, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Panda King and Gantu VS Vulkanus, Argit, SixSix, Forever King, Suzaku, Universe 666 Anubis, Universe 666 Sartorius, Universe 666 Trueman, and Bandit Keith - Spirit is an amazing horse
Vulkanus was next.
Vulkanus: (to Shanan) Spirit is an amazing horse. And he's a friendly one too.
Shanan: He sure is and he is really fast and awesome.
Fu: He sure is and Little Creek is awesome too.
Fluttershy: Spirit and Little Creek are amazing friends and Applejack and Lara love him too.
Tornado Bolt: I think it's really cool too.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) That is for sure too.
Stealth Elf: I agree too.
Vulkanus: Me too. Lets do it!
Shanan and Vulkanus flared up Dryad Auras and Shanan sang Every Loser Wins by Nick Berry and Vulkanus sang She Believes In Love Again by the Beach Boys. Shanan and group fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and Fruit and smashed them down.
Lincoln Loud, Slab, Kurumu, Moka, Yukari, Ruby Tojo, Clyde, Rusty, Liam, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Elena and Shocker VS Electro, Yost Electro, Ultimate Electro, Electro 2099, Evil Elec Man, Piedmon, Toguro, Android 14, and Sergeant Weenie Arms - Spirit is so awesome with his herd and loves all of us being friends with horses. Even Applejack, Apple Bloom and Lara Laramie love him
Electro was next.
Electro: (to Lincoln) Spirit is so awesome with his herd and loves all of us being friends with horses. Even Applejack, Apple Bloom and Lara Laramie love him
Lincoln: They sure do and that is so awesome and cool.
Slab: Boy it sure is. I think it's awesome that they admire him.
Pinkie Pie: I agree there too! That is amazing!
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) It sure is amazing.
Featherweight: I agree too. That is cool.
Sprocket: You got that right.
Electro: That is cool! Lets do it!
Lincoln and Electro flared up Thunderbird auras! Lincoln sang Stand Out by Tevin Campbell and Electro sang Thunderstruck by AC/DC. Lincoln and group fired waves of lightning, metal and gears and smashed them down.
Linka, Cow & Chicken, Kiriko, Mikura Haruno, Kyasarin Uchiha, Sawaii Hitomi, Elec Man, Raidramon, MegaSeadramon, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Luxord and Batch VS Eccentro, Camula, Dark Scorpion Burglars, Titan (Yu-Gi-Oh GX), Red Guy, Grady Twins, Anti Sora, Snowfall Frost, and Windigos - So we're facing the famous General Custer and his men!? Wow!
Eccentro was next.
Eccentro: (to Linka) So we're facing the famous General Custer and his men!? Wow!
Linka: I know! I read so much about Custer in books and he is amazing.
Cow: He sure is guys.
Chicken: Boy no kidding there.
Princess Luna: All figures of history are amazing.
Moondust: I agree there.
Snowdrop: That is for sure.
Gari: You got that right.
Blackout: I agree too.
Eccentro: History is awesome. Lets do it!
Linka and Eccentro flared up Thunderbird Auras. Linka sang The Sign by Ace of Base and Eccentro sang Straight Up by Paula Abdul. Linka and group fired waves of lightning and darkness and smashed them down.
Mollie, Seira Amagi the Princess of the Indian Ocean, Celine Giachi Lorres - Champion of Generosity, Oceanbird Astronomonov, Fievel Mousekewitz, Tanya Mousekewitz, Fuse Man, Spark Man, Lightning Man, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Wildrider and Dead End VS Zzzax, 10,000 Volt Ghost, Yost Electro, Ultimate Electro, Dragon Jellyfish, Universe 666 Azula, Angar the Screamer, Universe 666 Lots-o'-Huggin' Bear, and Dr. Jacques von Hämsterviel - General Custer is a very famous figure in America's history
Zzzax was next.
Zzzax: (to Mollie) General Custer is a very famous figure in America's history. But it's really up to you guys what his fate is.
Mollie: We are going to have him put in with you guys.
Seira Amagi: And he has too much honor.
Princess Celestia: I agree there. And he will be perfect for you guys.
King Solar: I do too and it's awesome.
Solar Eclipsa: Custer is important.
Amber Morning: Yeah he sure is.
Spotlight: No kidding.
Zzzax: I agree there and he is important. Lets do it!
Mollie and Zzzax flared up Lightning Dragon auras. Mollie sang Everything She Wants by Wham and Zzzax sang Black is Black by Los Bravos. Mollie and group fired waves of lightning and light and smashed them down.
Turbo Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS HH Wasshoishoi
HH Wasshoishoi was next.
HH Wasshoishoi: Boy this was a crazy day huh?
Nico: Boy you're not kidding there.
May: Yeah it was crazy.
HH Wasshoishoi: Yeah. Lets do it!
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Defenders of The Cimarron, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the silhouette of Spirit etched on the 7'5" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades and blessed by the powers of Heaven, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels.
Nico teleported back with them.
Turbo Rangers: SHIFT INTO TURBO!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! TURBO!
They transformed and were ready!
Nico: Lets get him!
Rangers: TURBO RAM CANNON!
They summoned the cannon.
Nico: FIRE!
They fired waves of energy and elements and blasted HH Wasshoishoi and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: OH YEAH! HH Wasshoishoi you have failed this world.
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We Regrouped.
Troy: This honestly has been fun, Custer.
Tsukasa: But now, it's time we end this!
Kamen Ride: Mystic Force Red!
Kamen Ride: Mystic Force Blue!
Kamen Ride: Mystic Force Green!
Kamen Ride: Mystic Force Yellow!
Kamen Ride: Mystic Force Pink!
Kamen Ride: Mystic Force Solaris Knight!
Tsukasa turned into Mystic Force Red and Daiki summoned clones of the Mystic Force Rangers.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MYSTIC FORCE!
They turned into the Mystic Force Rangers!
We went at Custer and his men and bashed and smashed and blasted them all over.
Blugon, Odu Bathax, and Ikkatosh blasted and smashed them.
Elita One, Lugnut, Applejack and Lara used the Earth and Autobot Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Elita One's weapons and Applejack and Lara's powers 100-fold and Lugnut had his Punch of Kill Everything attack enhanced.
Lara and Elita One: RAPIDASH FIRESTORM BURST!
Applejack and Lugnut: HONESTY APPLE BLAST!
SYDNEY OF ULTIMATE ALLIANCE AND TRAP JAW: ULTIMATE ALLIANCE BLAST!
NANETTE OF MHA AND BEAST MAN: MHA MEGABLAST!
SHEILA OF LUPIN III AND UNICORN: LUPIN III THIEF STRIKE!
MAXXINE OF ZI-O AND MUMMY: ZI-O FURY BLAST!
GEORGINA OF RESCUE BOTS AND HSI WU: RESCUE BOT LASER STORM!
RICE OF EON KID AND KILLER SHRIKE: EON KID FURY BLAST!
KENDRA OF CHARLIE BROWN AND SHENDU: CHARLIE BROWN FORCE BLAST!
SPONGEBOB THE FRY COOK KING AND SPYMASTER: FRY COOK MEGA BLAST!
JIMMY NEUTRON BOY GENIUS AND GRIFFIN: FURY OF THE GENIUS BLAST!
DANNY PHANTOM PROTECTOR OF AMITY PARK AND ROXY ROCKET: GHOST OF AMITY BLAST!
Fluttershy, Mirage Daffodil & Butterfly Rose, Anthea, Sphinx Moth, Primal Rage, Phyllis the Florauna & Venus the Plant, Botanica Alhelí, Rango Clay, Grassblade, Lana Croft, Lily Longsocks, Toola-Roola, Coconut Cream, Discord, Zecora, Tree Hugger, Mage Meadowbrook, Sandbar, Sweet Leaf, Life Skylanders and Pyunma: LEAF STORM OF KINDNESS BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Lara Laramie, Applejack, Fluttershy, me, Spirit and the Knights of the Friendship Table: EQUESTRIA RETRIBUTION BLAST!
We fired waves of energy and elements.
Lincoln: HORSE ELEMENT STYLE: AMERICAN QUARTER HORSE!
Jessica Kaios: HORSE FIRE STYLE: AMERICAN PAINT HORSE!
Nanami: HORSE WATER STYLE: ARABIAN HORSE!
Julie Makimoto: HORSE EARTH STYLE: DUTCH WARMBLOOD HORSE!
Tatsumaki: HORSE WIND STYLE: BLACK FOREST HORSE!
Rachel: HORSE LIGHTNING STYLE: WELSH COB HORSE!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said horses.
Lincolna dn his harem: HORSE FINAL SMASH: HORSE CHARGE BLITZH!
They summoned a stampede of horses to attack!
We fired rainbow energy blasts which turned into a rainbow energy straitjacket and rainbow energy chains that tied up General Custer and his men, and we sent them to The Masters of Evil's HQ.
Nico: It's over for you, Custer. Awesome job, gang, we've taken down General Custer and his men.
Lincoln: Now, there's one last thing for us to do, and one last bit of business: our duel with Kain, Scion of Balance.
?: Yes. Now, our duel can finally begin.
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking that scent from anywhere, you can come on out now, Kain, I know you followed us here.
A swarm of vampire bats descended and transformed into none other than Kain, Scion of Balance and the vampire who saved Nosgoth from many terrible and ancient threats.
Lori: So, that's Kain.
Lincoln: The vampire and savior of Nosgoth himself.
Brittney: And whom we encountered when we faced Twisted Pocahontas this morning on Nico's rescue.
Diana Darkus: We'd already taken care of the eight corrupted Pillar Guardians and no doubt due to the dark manipulations of The Elder God that dwelled within Nosgoth.
Kain: Yes, and Lincoln absorbed them and acquired all of their powers and drained their souls before sending them to The Black Gates. I knew it would come to this outcome, the Pillar Guardians were far too corrupted by the creature Raziel rebelled against, and to that, you've earned my thanks. Now, I believe it's time, and I overheard your conversation, I shall gladly join Team Loud Phoenix Storm only after you defeat me in our duel.
Diana Darkus: You knew of our intentions from the beginning, alright then.
Nicholette Torrington: This is it, now the battle is about to begin.
Suddenly, Diana Darkus' pink eyes turned neon pink and she was surrounded by a black and purple energy aura with stars, darkness, shadows, dark magic, black magic, Satanic magic, demons, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her dark sword, and as she approached Kain, she left black and purple energy, stars, darkness, shadows, dark magic, black magic, Satanic magic, demons, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Diana Darkus: We'd faced each of the corrupted Pillar Guardians, and Lincoln absorbed them and he assimilated all of their powers and after he drained their souls, he sent them straight to The Black Gates, and now, we stand face to face with you, The Scion of Balance and the vampire hero who has saved Nosgoth from chaos wrought on by The Sarafan Brotherhood, The Hylden, and the parasite who tried to force Raziel into being his servant only to rebel against him and stand with you again as your right hand. Kain, Scion of Balance, prepare yourself!
Suddenly, Diana Darkus was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and purple energy with stars, darkness, shadows, dark magic, black magic, and Satanic magic surrounding the vortex, there are demons, phoenixes, angels, and The Dark World Duel Monsters flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Diana Darkus emerged, but she was changed forever.
Diana Darkus grew from 7'0" to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large purple orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has black highlights in the bangs of her long purple hair and large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon pink eyes and a black and purple energy aura with stars, darkness, dark magic, shadows, black magic, Satanic magic, demons, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has The Dark World Duel Monsters emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with purple iris, she has on angel earrings with purple gems for eyes and holding the Star, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in her hands, she also has the Dark World Duel Monsters with purple gems for eyes and holding the Star, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis Kanjis in their hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her black and purple phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with dark purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and purple gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Diana Darkus has on a short-sleeved black blouse, black sleeveless top, black ankle-length skirt, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, darkness, dark magic, shadows, black magic, Satanic magic, demons, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back are the Dark World Duel Monsters surrounded by stars, darkness, dark magic, shadows, black magic, and Satanic magic. Suddenly, Diana Darkus felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive black angel wings with purple tips on the black feathers grew and sprouted out from her back, and she also now has eleven massive and long black wolf tails with purple tips and purple markings, Diana Darkus has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Diana Darkus' dark sword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and purple energy, stars, darkness, dark magic, shadows, black magic, Satanic magic, demons, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Diana Darkus' Infernal Dark World Eternal Black Magic Darkness Greatsword of Infernal Dark World Eternal Black Magic Darkness Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded colored gems and the Dark World Duel Monsters etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, black dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and large purple gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large purple phoenix heads with crimson red gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large purple phoenix heads is a black dragon head with crimson red gems for eyes and a purple gem in its mouth for the pommel, Diana Darkus has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large version of Zure, Knight of Dark World's head with crimson red gems for eyes and large purple gem in its mouth for the belt buckle and golden versions of the other Dark World Duel Monsters' heads on and around her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a purple kanji below the Dark World Duel Monsters that said, "Diana Darkus, Gene-Slammer of The Dark World Duel Monsters, True Master of Darkness, Master of The Powers of The Dark World Duel Monsters, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Archenemy of Vilepawn Archfiend, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Shadows, Black Magic, Dark Magic, Satanic Magic, and The Powers of The Dark World Duel Monsters"
ダイアナ・ダーカス、暗黒世界デュエルモンスターズのジーン・スラマー、闇の真のマスター、暗黒世界デュエルモンスターズの力のマスター、愛する守護天使でありリンカーン・ラウドの未来の妻、バイレポーンの大悪魔の大敵、チーム・ラウド・フェニックスの驚くべきメンバー嵐、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情と要素の力のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、信頼、破壊者、そして悪、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなしのスレイヤー、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして闇、影、黒魔術、暗黒魔術、悪魔の魔術、そして暗黒世界デュエルモンスターの力の達人
Suddenly, Diana Darkus' immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!
Diana Darkus has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DARK WORLD DUEL MONSTERS GODDESS-DEMON-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE INFERNAL DARKNESS BLACK MAGIC DARK WORLD DUEL MONSTERS GODDESS DEMON PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE INFERNAL DARKNESS BLACK MAGIC DARK WORLD DUEL MONSTERS GODDESS DEMON PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE INFERNAL DARKNESS BLACK MAGIC DARK WORLD DUEL MONSTERS GODDESS DEMON PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were really amazed by Diana Darkus' Super Angel-Dark World Duel Monsters Goddess-Demon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Kain saw it, a smile was seen on his face as he unholstered his Soul Reaver from his back.
Nicholette Torrington: (GASPS) Oh, no way, did Diana just...?!
Lincoln: She did, Nicholette, Diana Darkus has transformed into her Super Angel-Dark World Duel Monsters Goddess-Demon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and now, it's time.
Diana Darkus: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Infernal Darkness Black Magic Dark World Duel Monsters Goddess Demon Phoenix Angel and Divine Infernal Darkness Black Magic Dark World Duel Monsters Goddess Demon Phoenix Angel Love) That's right, it's time to fight Kain. Shall we, Lincoln?
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Diana Darkus.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) As we said, Kain, we're not holding back and certainly not against you.
Kain: Yes, do not hold back, show me everything you have.
Diana Darkus and Lincoln went Kain, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and purple energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Kain and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more with his gold claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Diana Darkus also attacked him with some powerful punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they smashed them all over with their immense and extremely powerful superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts.
Kain: (Laughs) I certainly see how and why you've earned your reputations as mighty and cunning warriors. But, I'm just getting started.
Kain clashed with Lincoln and Diana Darkus, as they clashed fearsomely.
Nicole: Lincoln and Diana are keeping up with Kain's every move.
Brittney: Lincoln did say he wasn't holding back, and he's right about that, he's able to keep up with Kain who has many centuries of fighting experience, the same with Diana.
The swordfight drew to a close with Diana and Lincoln pushing Kain back.
Kain: Most impressive, you're indeed quite skilled to keep up with me. Now, then, come, use your combo attacks against me.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) With pleasure.
Diana Darkus: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Infernal Darkness Black Magic Dark World Duel Monsters Goddess Demon Phoenix Angel and Divine Infernal Darkness Black Magic Dark World Duel Monsters Goddess Demon Phoenix Angel Love) Let's end this fight.
Lincoln and Diana Darkus channeled dark energy into their massive greatswords, and the blades were glowing with purple energy and darkness.
Lincoln and Diana Darkus: DARK WORLD INFERNAL FURY SLASHSTORM!
Lincoln and Diana Darkus unleashed a very powerful storm of darkness and dark energy slashes with swings of their massive greatswords and they knocked down Kain and he was defeated. Kain got back up and he holstered his Soul Reaver on his back. Lincoln and Diana Darkus holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Diana Darkus' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long black wolf tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, and massive black angel wings are permanent.
Kain: Impressive work, you've certainly shown me that you've more than earned your reputations, and I am a man of my word, I would be honored to join you.
Lincoln and Kain shook hands.
Lincoln: We are honored to have you as a member of the team, Kain.
Brittney: And we also welcome you to The Goths of Darkness.
Brittney gave Kain the ring of The Goths of Darkness.
Kain: And I am also honored to join you and The Goths of Darkness, Brittney Knudson.
Nico: So, now not only do we have Kain as a member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Diana Darkus: But, he's also become a member of The Goths of Darkness as well. Thanks for helping me with the duel against Kain, Lincoln.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Diana.
Suddenly, Diana Darkus wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Diana Darkus' face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and the Dark World Duel Monsters flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and darkness behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Diana Darkus sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and darkness and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Nico: Lincoln, Diana, you two did an amazing job, you both fought Kain with everything you got.
Lincoln: That's right, and we know better than to hold back against him: there's a reason why he has earned his reputation.
Kain: Along with that very mantle as Scion of Balance. And there are two more Keyblade Knights that J.D. has mention: the one for Pocahontas and the other for the world Elionwy came from.
Selene Emperyous: (GASPS) You speak of Tarin Caulder, The Keyblade Knight of The Black Cauldron and Ellora Pocahontas, Keyblade Knight of the Mystic Woods.
Nico: So, J.D.'s right about that possibility.
Selene Emperyous: And they're also among The Keyblade Knights, Tarin Caulder is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and the elder sister of Eilonwy. She's a powerful Keyblader with mastery over all forms of magic, and she helped Eilonwy and his friends on their adventures. She also harbors a very strong and powerful hatred towards The Horned King and his accursed dark artifact, The Black Cauldron, and she swore one day that she would destroy The Horned King and The Black Cauldron and end his evil reign. But, when the news hit of what we all did in destroying both The Black Cauldron and sending The Horned King to The Black Gates reached her, she was eternally grateful to all of us. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.
Michelle Emperyous: And Ellora Pocahontas is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and the Direct Descendent of Pocahontas and she has 413 years of history with her dating back to 1610. She has a very strong hatred for Ratcliffe for what he tried to do to Pocahontas' home and tribe, and she swore that if any descendant of Ratcliffe is even alive in any matter, she will slay that descendant and damn Ratcliffe's entire family to Hell. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.
We gasped.
Eli: Wow.
Lincoln: And we're meeting them tomorrow, along with the next Prime Gene-Slammer: The Gene-Slammer for Vector Prime.
Elise Dragonball: And there's only one girl who'd be Gene-Slammed into Vector Prime: Zoey Tsukino, Gene-Slammer of Vector Prime and Embodiment of Sailor Moon, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in Math, and not only is she the Gene-Slammer of Vector Prime, but she's also The Embodiment of Sailor Moon as well as an incredibly beautiful fashionista who's said to have even made swimsuits that not only shine beautifully like diamonds. She's also the twin sister of Serena Tsukino A.K.A. Sailor Moon, but she has bubblegum pink hair and pink shirt and skirt. She and Lincoln successfully designed beautiful bikinis that in addition to granting those that don't have water powers water powers plus the ability to breathe underwater without the need of scuba gear whereas those with water powers are increased significantly, in addition to their elemental powers increased incredibly, they also increase their beauty significantly. In fact, Lincoln and Zoey designed the bikinis for the girls in Lincoln's harem. Lincoln made Zoey a beautiful pink bikini. To show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips underwater, and she hates Trina Riffins with a passion.
Sailor Moon: I haven't seen Zoey in a long time, and now I know why, Team Rocket Gene-Slammed her.
Shanan: Now, that just made our hatred towards them rise even more.
Lincoln: And I'm also hoping to meet a Fusion Gene-Slammer of Bloodfire Ooze and Wall of Blood.
Eli: A Fusion Gene-Slammer of Bloodfire Ooze and Wall of Blood?!
Me: The monster from Dungeons and Dragons and creature from Magic the Gathering, that's really bloody.
Nicholette Torrington: And there's only one person who'd be Gene-Slammed into Bloodfire Ooze and Wall of Blood: Ayuna Persephone, Goddess of Blood and Gene-Slammer of Bloodfire Ooze and Wall of Blood, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and she's also known as The Goddess of Blood, she's a very powerful master of blood-based magic and combat and she knows when to take and when to give blood. Her skills in blood-based combat and magic earned her quite a powerful reputation and even The Yakuza and the other Japanese criminal gangs feared her because one wrong move on trying to hurt her and there was going to be blood. She moved to Royal Woods long ago and she taught Lincoln in everything that she knows in blood-based combat and magic and she also saved his life when he got brutally attacked by Lynn, Chandler, Pablo, and Anderson and she donated some of her blood to save his life, and Lincoln felt even more revitalized thanks to her blood thanks to his vampire and werewolf physiology. But, here's the very thing that only Lincoln and his Guardian Angels know about her: it turns out that Ayuna Persephone is the sister of Skarlet, the insane blood mage of Shao Kahn, however, Ayuna's blood-based powers were all natural but Skarlet's blood-based powers were given to her when Shao Kahn brought her up from the streets and he taught her Blood Magik and bound her to The Blood Code. But, she also knew that Shao Kahn's Blood Magik led to madness and Skarlet's addiction to it had driven her down into madness. One day, Ayuna and Lincoln along with the rest of his Guardian Angels were at Lake Huron for a date, but that date was ruined when Skarlet showed up and she tried to attack Lincoln and drink his blood to feed her hunger for blood. But, Ayuna saved him from Skarlet who tried to slice open his arm, she was so angered by Skarlet's attempted attack on Lincoln, Ayuna ferociously attacked Skarlet, and as a result, she severed all ties with her as Skarlet fled right back to Outworld, and Ayuna swore that if she ever saw Skarlet again, she would finish what was started and she and Lincoln will drain that Blood Witch dry of every last drop of blood.
We gasped.
Nico: She's also the older sister of Skarlet?!
Lincoln: Shao Kahn's insane blood mage, and I still remembered that attempted attack she made on me, Ayuna, and my Guardian Angels five years ago. Oh, we both swore if we ever saw Skarlet again, Ayuna and I would finish what we started and drain Skarlet dry of every last drop of blood.
Me: That's a serious grudge they held against her.
Nico: Lincoln, when we get after Skarlet in the future, I'll leave her to you and Ayuna and make sure you make her pay.
Lincoln: We will.
Soon, we were getting ready for bed.
Me: Oh man, here we go.
Nico: Yep. Another wild lovemaking night.
Lincoln: A bet's a bet, so as men, we've got to fulfill our end of the bet.
Ace Bunny: That's true.
Control Freak: Well, that was fun.
Vulkanus: And Custor is still alive.
Electro: So are his men.
Eccentro: So, what do we do with them?
Zzzax: Any ideas?
Me: Hmm. Put them into the M.O.E. Too. They are just as important to America's history as Custer.
Qin: Good idea.
Spirit: Yeah. Thank you guys for everything.
Me: Aww it was nothing.
Nico: Yep. Great job everyone
Lara Laramie: (To the viewers) This was an adventure of the west.
Me: It sure was.
We went back home.
And as soon as me, Nico, Lincoln, and Ace Bunny stepped into our rooms, Lincoln, Nico, and I saw our harems waiting for us in our rooms all dressed in smoking hot bras and panties lying on three super extra-extra-extra large beds fit for an expanding harem and Ace saw Lexi lying on a king-sized bed.
When Lincoln saw his harem, he had a really bright atomic red blush on his face, his deep sapphire eyes turned deep red with fiery passion, and his nose was bleeding: he was dumbstruck by the sight of his harem, and when Nico saw his harem, he had a really bright atomic red blush on his face, his blue eyes turned deep red with fiery passion, and his nose was bleeding: he was dumbstruck by the sight of his harem, and when I saw my harem, I had a really bright atomic red blush on his face, my rainbow eyes turned deeper with fiery passion, and my nose was bleeding: I was dumbstruck by the sight of his harem.
And when Ace Bunny saw Lexi, he had a really bright atomic red blush on his face, his deep sapphire eyes turned deep red with fiery passion, and his nose was bleeding: he was dumbstruck by the sight of her.
Girl Jordan, Varie, May, and Lexi Bunny: (Seductive Voice) Like what you see, big boy?
Lincoln, Me, Nico, and Ace Bunny: (In Heaven) Oh yeah.
Lily the Mermaid walked seductively up to Lincoln, Varie walked seductively up to me, May walked seductively up to Nico, and Lexi Bunny walked seductively up to Ace Bunny.
Lily the Mermaid: (Seductive Voice and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) Hope you're ready for four weeks of intense lovemaking.
Varie: (Seductive Voice and rubs her hands on my massive pecs) Cause trust us, it's going to be wild.
May: (Seductive Voice and rubs her hands on Nico's massive pecs) And it's going to be intense.
Lexi Bunny: (Seductive Voice and rubs her hands on Ace Bunny's massive pecs) Hope you're ready for a wild ride!
Lincoln, me, Nico, and Ace Bunny: Whoa, mama.
Lily the Mermaid and the rest of Lincoln's harem guided Lincoln into his room and onto the super extra-extra-extra large bed fit for Lincoln and his ever expanding harem, and Lily the Mermaid closed and locked the door and the barrier activated.
Varie and the rest of my harem guided me into my room and onto the super extra-extra-extra large bed fit for me and my ever expanding harem, and Varie closed and locked the door and the barrier activated.
May and the rest of Nico's harem guided Nico into his room and onto the super extra-extra-extra large bed fit for Nico and his ever expanding harem, and May closed and locked the door and the barrier activated.
And Lexi Bunny guided Ace Bunny into his room and onto the super extra-extra-extra large bed fit for him and Lexi, and Lexi Bunny closed and locked the door and the barrier activated.
We were in for another night of wild lovemaking as part of Lincoln's bet that we'd be at this for four weeks.
16 Days to go.
THE END
Another awesome chapter done.
Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron is really cool and I was really surprised to see that Custer was the bad guy. That is cool.
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For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Jack Atlas, Jeri Kamiya, Juran, Mai, Sara and Ryuzetsu as well as Brass Knuckles, Evil Crash Man, Mewberty Star, Mr. Nasty, Yost Wrecking Crew and Another Faiz and we're going to the beach for some fun in the sun and awesome fun. Also we're going to battle Red Man who is back from the dead to get revenge on me for destroying him and blowing up all of Deadman Wonderland and also Toola Roola, Coconut Cream, Cozy Glow and Flurry Heart are going to transform against that monster and Shiro is going to be rid of her demons forever. Also we're going to battle Another Taipan, Vulture (Scooby Doo), Bald Eagle, Eagles (Little Brother, Big Trouble), Fagin (War of The Birds), Universe 666 Lord Shen, Nigel, Vlad Vladikoff, Roc (MLP), Diablo (Sleeping Beauty), Evil Crash Man and Brass Knuckles. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Air Man and her name is Airina Air. Her powers are for wind.
For tomorrow, the match-up scene is for Camille Izumi, The Gene-Slammer of All 1,400+ Digimon, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Sire Denathrius, one of the two main secondary antagonists of World of Warcraft: Shadowlands.
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Nosgoth, and we're going to destroy The Hylden Lord and end the Hylden once and for all. And we're going to meet four girls as mentioned at the end of Chapter 2172: the first girl is Tarin Caulder, The Keyblade Knight of The Black Cauldron, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and the elder sister of Eilonwy. She's a powerful Keyblader with mastery over all forms of magic, and she helped Eilonwy and his friends on their adventures. She also harbors a very strong and powerful hatred towards The Horned King and his accursed dark artifact, The Black Cauldron, and she swore one day that she would destroy The Horned King and The Black Cauldron and end his evil reign. But, when the news hit of what we all did in destroying both The Black Cauldron and sending The Horned King to The Black Gates reached her, she was eternally grateful to all of us. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.
The second girl is Ellora Pocahontas, Keyblade Knight of the Mystic Woods, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and the Direct Descendent of Pocahontas and she has 413 years of history with her dating back to 1610. She has a very strong hatred for Ratcliffe for what he tried to do to Pocahontas' home and tribe, and she swore that if any descendant of Ratcliffe is even alive in any matter, she will slay that descendant and damn Ratcliffe's entire family to Hell. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.
The third girl is Zoey Tsukino, Gene-Slammer of Vector Prime and Embodiment of Sailor Moon, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in Math, and not only is she the Gene-Slammer of Vector Prime, but she's also The Embodiment of Sailor Moon as well as an incredibly beautiful fashionista who's said to have even made swimsuits that not only shine beautifully like diamonds. She's also the twin sister of Serena Tsukino A.K.A. Sailor Moon, but she has bubblegum pink hair and pink shirt and skirt. She and Lincoln successfully designed beautiful bikinis that in addition to granting those that don't have water powers water powers plus the ability to breathe underwater without the need of scuba gear whereas those with water powers are increased significantly, in addition to their elemental powers increased incredibly, they also increase their beauty significantly. In fact, Lincoln and Zoey designed the bikinis for the girls in Lincoln's harem. Lincoln made Zoey a beautiful pink bikini. To show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips underwater, and she hates Trina Riffins with a passion.
And the fourth girl is Ayuna Persephone, Goddess of Blood and Gene-Slammer of Bloodfire Ooze and Wall of Blood, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and she's also known as The Goddess of Blood, she's a very powerful master of blood-based magic and combat and she knows when to take and when to give blood. Her skills in blood-based combat and magic earned her quite a powerful reputation and even The Yakuza and the other Japanese criminal gangs feared her because one wrong move on trying to hurt her and there was going to be blood. She moved to Royal Woods long ago and she taught Lincoln in everything that she knows in blood-based combat and magic and she also saved his life when he got brutally attacked by Lynn, Chandler, Pablo, and Anderson and she donated some of her blood to save his life, and Lincoln felt even more revitalized thanks to her blood thanks to his vampire and werewolf physiology. But, here's the very thing that only Lincoln and his Guardian Angels know about her: it turns out that Ayuna Persephone is the sister of Skarlet, the insane blood mage of Shao Kahn, however, Ayuna's blood-based powers were all natural but Skarlet's blood-based powers were given to her when Shao Kahn brought her up from the streets and he taught her Blood Magik and bound her to The Blood Code. But, she also knew that Shao Kahn's Blood Magik led to madness and Skarlet's addiction to it had driven her down into madness. One day, Ayuna and Lincoln along with the rest of his Guardian Angels were at Lake Huron for a date, but that date was ruined when Skarlet showed up and she tried to attack Lincoln and drink his blood to feed her hunger for blood. But, Ayuna saved him from Skarlet who tried to slice open his arm, she was so angered by Skarlet's attempted attack on Lincoln, Ayuna ferociously attacked Skarlet, and as a result, she severed all ties with her as Skarlet fled right back to Outworld, and Ayuna swore that if she ever saw Skarlet again, she would finish what was started and she and Lincoln will drain that Blood Witch dry of every last drop of blood.
Get ready for a fun royal adventure as we meet Sir Gabelthorp and help him bring down the Eggscellent Knight and the Waiters and we're going to really give them a good thrashing.
See you next time.
