This chapter is based on the banned episode Rude Removal
In the video game hub of the world of Wreck It Ralph was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Wreck It Ralph, Calhoun, Fix It Felix, Vanellope and Taffyta and friends as well as Lady Shiva, Kuroto Dan, Needle Hair, Mauler, Universe 666 Blackheart and Werewolf Ghost as well as Kim Possible, Noir Wendoma, Z'neth, Peak and Apex and we were there for an awesome and fun rescue.
Nico: Boy so this is the Central Hub that you know Ralph.
Wreck It Ralph: Yep and you guys are going to love the world we're going to visit.
Nico: Cool.
Vanellope: Yep this will be so fun.
Fix It Felix: It sure will be cool.
Camie: I'm really excited for this one.
Nicole: So am I guys.
Nico: Kim, I want to thank you, Shiva, and your teams for coming.
Kim: No problem Nico. This is gonna be fun.
Nicole: It sure will. Follow me guys.
We went into a video game cord that leads to the world of Sugar Rush and it was like a long tunnel.
Nicole: Continue talking guys it's going to be a while before we get there.
Camie: Okay.
Emu: I've always wondered what it was like to be inside a cord.
Nicole: You guys are in for some fun.
Nico: Noir, remember when you met Lincoln?
Noir Wendoma: I sure do and it was during when Lincoln was in science class and Lisa showed up and she was going to splash acid in his face and I kicked the acid away and trapped her in a ball of darkness and sent her flying back home.
Lisa Loud: Yes I remember that and it was well deserved because of my dark side.
Nico: Well at least you are rid of that.
Lisa Loud: True.
Noir Wendoma: But yeah that's how we met.
Lincoln: It's true.
Nico: Cool.
Maria: Awesome.
Nico: And now, you're in Lincoln's harem.
Noir Wendoma: I sure am.
Kurato Dan: And she is a great archenemy for me.
Me: She sure is.
Lisa Loud: Our mission yesterday was one that saved the world from destruction.
Me: Yeah we stopped the Yoluks from taking over.
Xenia: We sure did.
Nico: I did not expect them to take over Dexter's mom, dad and Dee Dee like that.
Shanan: Me neither. But at least we stopped them.
Nico: They tasted awful! You wanna know what they tasted like?!
Me: What did they taste like?
Nico: Raw Sewage!
FART!
All of us: EW!
Me: THAT IS DISGUSTING!
Nico: Yeah!
Lana: Oh man! I may like disgusting stuff but that is too gross even for me.
Pinkie Pie: Boy that is as bad as that disgusting pie Rainbow Dash made for me.
Me: YUCK! That one almost made me hurl my guts out!
May: At least you weren't taken over.
Nico: Thank goodness. Our powers were too strong to let that happen.
Lana: And those aliens reminded Ax of the Yeerks. And those Yeerks tasted like toxic waste!
All of us: YUCK!
Nico: That is even worse!
Me: Disgusting! No wonder you hurled after eating one.
Laney: Yeah.
Shanan: That was gross. But either way I'm glad we saw the last of the Yoluks.
Nico: Me too. I had to gargle a WHOLE BOTTLE of mouthwash to get that taste out of my mouth!
Juran: Wait. What if there are still some out there? They could even be in this room right now!
Eli: Don't worry there aren't. I sensed for them and there are NONE with us or anywhere else.
Nico: Good.
Me: That's a relief.
Nicole: Yeah. Oh we're here.
We had arrived in the world of the video game SUGAR RUSH!
Nicole: Welcome to the game Sugar Rush.
Nico: WHOA!
Vanellope: It feels great to be home.
Nico: Boy Vanellope your home game is amazing!
Eli: It sure is! Look at all this candy!
Nicole: I know. My sister Mary would love this world. This is one of the video games I beat back when I was a little girl that got me the title of the Goddess of Video Games.
Nico: Wow!
Emu: So this is one of the worlds that gave you that title.
Nicole: Yep.
Nico ate some nearby candy.
He ate a gumdrop.
Nico: Just as awesome!
Nicole: Yep the candy here tastes awesome.
Lola: It's true and it's great.
Taffyta: It feels great to be back home.
Candlehome: I was getting a little homesick.
Nico: I can tell.
Wreck It Ralph: It sure is an awesome place to come to. Also I can tell that you didn't bring us here to reminisce on some fun.
Nicole: Nope. I'm afraid not Ralph.
Nico: What's wrong.
Nicole: I'm afraid I have bad news. King Candy/Turbo is back!
WE GASPED!
Nico: I have a feeling he's bringing his Cy Bug form this time.
Nicole: No not this time. My powers told me that he is back to his King Candy/Turbo form.
Nico: Oh.
Camie: Who is Turbo?
Nicole: He was a video game character that was in Turbo Time. I'll explain.
she went over his history.
Turbo, also known under his persona King Candy, is the main antagonist of Disney's 52nd full-length feature film Wreck-It Ralph.
He was originally the titular racer of the in-universe arcade game Turbo-Time before he abandoned it to take over the more popular RoadBlasters, leading both of the games getting crashed and being put out of order. Following this, Turbo infiltrated the world of Sugar Rush under a false identity so he could maintain his popularity. He is the former boss of Sour Bill, Wynnchel, Duncan and briefly the Cy-Bugs, as well as the arch-nemesis of Vanellope von Schweetz and Wreck-It Ralph.
He was voiced by Alan Tudyk, who also voiced Lenny in Ice Age, the Duke of Weselton in Frozen, Alistair Krei in Big Hero 6 and its spinoff series, Duke Weaselton in Zootopia, Van Wayne in Powerless, Ludo in Star vs. the Forces of Evil, Elias Marcos in Justified, Joker in Harley Quinn and Iago in the live-action Aladdin remake, and also portrayed Ben Chapman in 42.
When Litwak's Arcade first opened, Turbo was the star of the racing game TurboTime. The game was by far the most popular in the arcade, and Turbo relished in all the attention the fans gave him, at the expense of the other characters of the game. However, another racing game called RoadBlasters soon arrived and superseded TurboTime's popularity due to its superior graphics, thus causing Turbo to become extremely jealous. Going mad with envy, Turbo abandoned his own game and attempted to take over RoadBlasters, only to end up crashing it, Both TurboTime and RoadBlasters were put out of order permanently, and Turbo was presumed dead. Turbo's actions became a cautionary tale amongst the characters in the arcade and spawned the idiom "going Turbo."
Unbeknownst to the rest of the arcade, Turbo survived the displacement of both games and hid in the bowels of Game Central Station for many years afterwards. When a new candy-themed racing game called Sugar Rush was plugged in, Turbo saw an opportunity to reclaim his lost glory. After successfully infiltrating the game unnoticed, he found his way into its code room and made several adjustments. With his old appearance too recognizable, he created a date box for himself and altered his own appearance to fit amongst the game's residents, giving himself the name "King Candy". Then, in a bid to take the lead role become the game's main character, he attempted to delete the game's original main protagonist, Princess Vanellope Von Schweetz from the mainframe by tearing out her data box and pushing it away from all the others, but his attempt only managed to corrupt her coding, effectively turn her into a "glitch". Unable to get rid of her completely, King Candy went on and literally locked up all the characters' memories of Vanellope's existence and real purpose, including hers, allowing him to usurp her place as the game's ruler and main character, as well as her personal cart as his own. As an extra consequence, Vanellope also became unable to leave the game due to her glitched nature, so if the game was ever unplugged, she would not be able to escape and be forced to perish along with it.
Despite his best efforts, there was a fatal flaw in King Candy's plan: if Vanellope were to ever cross the finish line in an official race, the game will automatically reset and the original codes that he altered would be fully restored to the way they were, thus exposing him for the fraud he was. To prevent this from happening, King Candy took advantage Vanellope's corrupted condition by claiming that as a "glitch", she was never meant to exist, and that her erratic nature made her unsuitable for racing and therefore a threat to the game. This was enough to turn everyone else against her, forcing her into destitution as an outcast, and being unable to escape from the game, she had to endure the abuse while hiding out in an unfinished level within the coke-soda volcano. For unknown reasons, Turbo trusted Sour Bill enough to reveal his machinations in private, or Bill learned it on his own but was too afraid to stand up to him. Another flaw in his plan was that despite his claims of Vanellope's unintentional existence, her picture riding his cart was still on the side of the game's console. Also, Turbo apparently never even figured out how to make it so he could regenerate himself outside his original game, as all arcade characters were subjected to the rule of not being able to regenerate if they "died" outside their respective game of origin.
For the next fifteen years, King Candy reigned supreme over Sugar Rush while Vanellope was treated as an outcast. But all of this changed when Wreck-It Ralph of the classic old-school arcade game Fix-It Felix, Jr. arrived after attempting to earn a medal in the modern first-person shooter game Hero's Duty to finally gain respect from his fellow game characters. When Vanellope met him in the Candy Cane Forest and discovered his medal dangling on the branch, she stole the metal to use it as a gold coin in order to buy her way into the Random Roster Race that King Candy was hosting. At first he didn't recognize her, but after her name appeared on the racers list, King Candy immediately ordered her arrest, but a taffy-covered Ralph appears and distracted everyone, allowing her to escape.
When Candy realized that the "taffy monster" was Ralph, he did not exactly welcome him to his homeland with open arms and wanted to know what Ralph is doing his realm. Ralph explains what had happened between him and Vanellope, and Candy deduces that Ralph's medal and Vanellope's coin were one in the same. Angry that Vanellope is now able to enter the race if allowed due to Ralph's meddling, he orders his men to escort Ralph out his kingdom and threatens to throw him in his "Fungeon" if he sees him again and then takes his leave to hunt down Vanellope. Unfortunately, Ralph escaped and once again met up with Vanellope after her cart was destroyed by other racers who came to mock her. After short conversation Vanellope agreed to help Ralph get his medal back if he helped her get an actual kart to win the race.
King Candy and his enforcers then find Vanellope and Ralph in the Kart Bakery but the duo escape with a functioning kart and the king and his minions give chase. When they elude their pursuers by hiding in an unfinished track within Diet-Cola Mountain, King Candy orders his men to find Vanellope and destroy her new kart to prevent her from ever racing.
When his minions were unable to find Ralph and Vanellope, he decided to take action himself by entering into the game's code room, from where he successfully retrieves Ralph's medal. He left the castle in Sour Bill's care and managed to locate Ralph in the same place he lost him. At first, Ralph was furious to see the king and attempted to pummel him, but Candy returned the medal in exchange for his mercy and attention. Candy then explains that he is simply trying to protect Sugar Rush as well as Vanellope by keeping her from racing, because if Vanellope wins the race, the players will be able to choose her avatar, and that her glitching will make them think the game's broken and it will be put out of order as a result. King Candy and his people will be forced to evacuate and Vanellope will be left behind (since her glitching cannot allow leaving the game) and die with it. Having convinced Ralph to help him, Candy takes his leave. Ralph then reluctantly smashes Vanellope's kart and makes her cry before returning back to his game in disgrace, which allowed King Candy to finally capture Vanellope and confine her in his Fungeon along with Fix-It Felix.
However, after noticing a picture of Vanellope on the side of the game console in King Candy's cart, Ralph returns to Sugar Rush and interrogates Sour Bill with this fact who was cleaning up the destroyed Vanellope's cart. After the short "tortures" Sour Bill confesses what King Candy had done and that allowing her to race and cross the finish line would fix what he did. This truth enables Ralph to free Vanellope from the Fungeon and fix her kart with Felix's help.
Assured his reign over Sugar Rush was finally safe from Vanellope, King Candy participated in the Random Roster Race without worry. But in the Ice Cream Mountains, which was the final part of the track, he is shocked to see Vanellope pass him by and uses a shortcut to ambush her inside the caves, tackling her kart with his own in an attempt to run her off the track. The angered ruler starts attacking her with the antenna of his kart, but she managed to grab it, causing him and Vanellope to glitch as well and penetrating his codes, exposing his true identity as Turbo in front of Ralph and Felix who saw everything on a large screen; both were shocked at him having survived for so long after he was believed to be gone. With his true identity discovered, Turbo boasted his identity and his reprogramming of Sugar Rush to his liking, and then attempted to kill Vanellope by ramming her and her kart into a stalagmite with sign but she willingly glitched herself and her kart away from certain death. Just as Turbo was about to follow suit, he was eaten alive by a Cy-Bug (the one Ralph accidentally brought into the game) that appeared on the track.
He survived this ordeal as Cy-Bugs could merge with whatever they consumed, transforming Turbo into a monstrous Cy-Bug hybrid and self-proclaimed leader of the Cy-Bugs. As Sugar Rush is about to be destroyed and devoured by the swarm, Ralph initiates a plan to destroy them all by wrecking the Mentos stalactites towards the Diet Cola volcano that would set off a makeshift light beacon in a form of a geyser capable of attracting the Cy-Bugs to their deaths by vaporizing them on contact. Just as Ralph is about to make the final smash, Turbo arrives and swats him away, announcing that he has become a powerful virtual virus and that he has the power to take over any game he wants to, but not before kill Ralph in vengeance. As such, Ralph and Turbo engage in a fight, ending with Turbo grabbing Ralph and flying up into the sky, where he sadistically intends to force Ralph to bear witness as a helpless Vanellope is about to be devoured by several Cy-Bugs.
Turbo declared it would be "game over" for Ralph and Vanellope, but Ralph disagrees and he frees himself from Turbo's grasp and makes one final blow at the Diet-Cola geyser. As Ralph is about to fall into the cola lava, Vanellope saves him just in time using her own glitching abilities (which she can now control) and a kart belonging to Crumbelina DiCaramello. The lava spews out of the bottle-shaped volcano and destroys the bugs as planned. Turbo attempts to flee, but his programming breaks down and he becomes attracted to the beacon and ends up flying straight into the lava, killing, vaporizing, and deleting him along with all the other Cy-Bugs. And since he was unable to regenerate in Sugar Rush because he originated from TurboTime (as stated earlier in the film that video game characters cannot regenerate outside their own games), Turbo is gone for good and erased from existence, avenging the two games he put out of service and the possible deaths he selfishly caused.
After Turbo's demise, Vanellope finally crosses the finish line, thus restoring the game to the way it was before Turbo's tampering. All the damage done by the Cy-Bugs was fixed and everyone's memories were released, allowing them to remember that Vanellope is their true ruler and main protagonist.
In the six years following his death, King Candy's floral art in Sugar Rush had since been replaced with the floral art of Vanellope since he never belonged to the game in the first place. However, King Candy's trademark crown could still be seen near the grandstands; Turbo's damage to Vanellope's code was still noticeable as she continued glitching uncontrollably and erratically at times despite having reset the game. This in turns leads to all the Internet being endangered when Ralph buys the Arthur virus from Double Dan in an attempt to dissuade Vanellope from staying at Slaughter Race, leading Arthur to replicate Vanellope's glitching and nearly take over all the cyber-world.
When she was done everyone that hadn't heard about it was shocked!
Nico: He's a renegade Video Game Character.
Varie: Yeah.
Nicole: Yeah that's right and I'm not going to let that monster get away with what he did to video games everywhere. As Goddess of Video Games it's my duty to make sure all video game villains get justice brought to them.
We then heard a roar.
Nico: I know that roar.
We saw a Cy-Bug!
Nicole fired an energy blast and blasted the Cy-Bug!
Nicole: Pathetic Cy-Bugs.
Calhoun: Nice job Nicole.
Nicole: Thanks Calhoun.
Kaito: Bug squashed. Game over, right?
Nico: No. When it comes to Cy Bugs, there's more then just one...
Eli: I don't sense anymore Cy-Bugs or their eggs here. So we're in the clear.
Nicole: Good. But they aren't the main problem. It's King Candy that we need to worry about.
Fix It Felix: I'm here to fix anything just in case.
Me: Great.
Eli: Yeah but also it's not just King Candy we have to face! I sense that one of the Twisted Princesses are here too!
WE GASPED!
Xenia: Oh man!
Nico: I know.
Nicole: Don't tell me… Is it…
Eli: Yeah it's Twisted Vanellope!
WE GASPED AGAIN!
Nicole called in Allie and Helena.
Allie Knudson: I heard the news and this is not good!
Helena Nicos: Yeah Twisted Vanellope is hellbent on killing King Candy for what he did.
She went over his history.
Ralph and King Candy were fighting in the sky over Diet Cola Mountain when Ralph managed to break free of his grasp. Vanellope's heart stopped as she watched Ralph fall from a distance. She glitched across Sugar Rush, avoiding the horde of cy-bugs that have taken over the game. As Ralph plummeted to the summit of Diet Cola Mountain, King Candy commanded a swarm of cy-bugs that descended upon him. He managed to smash through the Mentos roof of the mountain just as the swarm attacked him. A few Mentos managed to make it into the boiling Diet Cola lava but not enough to trigger a full volcanic eruption since the swarm was able to shield most of the falling Mentos. The cy-bugs threw Ralph to the ground, sending him crashing through Vanellope's home. She glitched into the mountain just in time to see Ralph stumble out of the debris as he was surrounded by cy-bugs. Ralph attempted to stand and immediately grabbed his side in pain and dropped to one knee. Ralph was pierced by a long candy cane shard. He grabbed the shard and pulled it out. He let out a howl that rang through the mountain. The cy-bugs began to attack. Ralph used the shard to stab the first cy-bug. The pain from the motion hurt so much that it caused Ralph to crumple to the ground. Just as the other cy-bugs were about to attack, Vanellope glitched to Ralph and then glitched through the mountain with him on the front of her kart. Vanellope was so happy to see Stinkbrain but her celebration was short lived when she noticed how hurt Ralph was. She needed to get Ralph to Felix so he could heal him. They glitched back to the Sugar Rush entrance that was barely being held by Sergeant Calhoun and Felix. Calhoun ran out of ammo and heaved her pistol at the nearest cy-bug. Her and Felix were backing up into the Game Central Station tunnel until they noticed Vanellope carrying a mortally injured Ralph. Felix rushed back out into the game just as a cy-bug snapped at him and got a hold of his belt. Calhoun rushed out and roundhoused the cy-bug off the bridge as it tore Felix's belt from his waist along with his magic hammer. He reached out for it as it fell but it was out of his grasp. Calhoun grabbed him and then rolled back into the tunnel. The bridge was completely overrun. Vanellope manages glitched over the horde as Ralph noticed that the cy-bugs were about to enter the tunnel with no way for Calhoun and Felix to stop them. Ralph looked back at Vanellope and smiled and a lone tear ran down her face. She knew what Ralph was about to do. Ralph leapt from the cart and came down on the bridge just in front of the tunnel entrance, shattering the bridge and connecting wall and sending himself and all the cy-bugs plummeting to the valley below. Vanellope let out a cry of despair and chased after him. When she got to the bottom of the canyon the cy-bugs were swarming over Ralph. She saw his hand reaching out of the swarm but his hand became lifeless and fell back in. The cy-bugs all seemed to stop and then all turned around and looked at her. They started to approach slowly and then the horde parted, revealing a monstrous plaid cy-bug with a glowing heart on its head that said "You're My Hero". Vanellope slammed her hand on the steering wheel and cried out Ralph's name. The plaid cy-bug raised it's head and then let out a menacing howl that sounded like "WRECK IT!". And then suddenly charged at Vanellope. She quickly shifted the cart into gear, gunned the engine, whipped the cart around, and took off in the opposite direction. As she raced through the valley she noticed the candy walls cracking from Ralph smashing the bridge. Huge boulders of rock candy began to fall all around her. Each one, only inches away from wrecking her kart. She glanced behind her to see that the plaid cy-bug was right on her tail and snapping at her. She turned back around and looked up and narrowly avoided a giant boulder that ended up crushing the plaid cy-bug, sending it's head sailing in front of her. She slammed on the brakes and drifted to a stop. All the rock candy from the avalanche settled and all that could be heard was the distant buzzing of the cy-bugs. She got out of her cart and walked toward the head of the cy-bug. She dropped to her knees and placed her hand on it. Her heart was heavy and her eyes filled with tears as she gritted her teeth. She picked up the head of the cy-bug and placed it on her kart. She ran her fingers over the heart on the cy-bug's head and under her breath said "King Candy will pay for this!"…
When it was done we were shocked!
Vanellope: This twisted version of me killed Ralph!? Oh man!
Nico: Not good!
Qin: We'll worry about her later.
Nico: King Candy comes first.
Nicole: That's right. This version of Vanellope is lost without Ralph. But that changes when we kill King Candy/Turbo. Lets go.
We went to the castle.
We got to the castle.
Me: Here we are.
Nico busted the door down.
We saw KING CANDY/TURBO!
Nico: King Candy! Or do you prefer being called Turbo?
King Candy: Team Loud Phoenix Storm and Nicole Knudson how nice to see you again.
Nicole: I would say the same for you Turbo but I would be lying.
Vanellope: You took my kingdom Turbo and no one does that to me!
Turbo: Might want to watch your words, Glitch. I'm on the throne here!
Me: Wrong!
I fired a blast of energy and destroyed the throne and blasted him off it and he rolled onto the floor and I took his crown.
Me: This was never yours.
I gave it back to Vanellope.
Wreck It Ralph then grabbed King Candy.
Wreck It Ralph: You want to know something you candy coated heart of darkness? I may be a halitosis-riddled warthog but I am more than that. I am a villain with a heart and you are nothing more than a glitch!
He threw him and smashed him into a wall!
He got up.
Me: Vanellope is the rightful ruler of this world. You tore this place apart when you tried to delete her code and lock away all the people's memories of her!
Nicole: That's right Turbo! And you are Obsolete!
Nico: That's right! You're just an outdated and pathetic sack of useless data. You tried to take over this world but in the end all you have done was make it stronger with the unions of all the video games coming together.
Nicole: And your actions here in this game have done more good than harm. You made Vanellope stronger than ever. You gave her an amazing power and she can now be in many places at once. In a way, she turning into a glitch turned out to be a blessing in disguise. Because she is a better racer that you will ever be!
THEN HE SCREAMED IN RAGE!
Turbo: You're ruining everything! First Ralph shows up from nowhere and keeps throwing monkey wrenches in my plans and now, at the end of it all, you won't even stay out of racing. Months of planning down the crapper! I just wanted to bring order to my kingdom But you've denied me even that. I have nothing to live for!
Me: You brought all that on yourself!
Nicole: It's time for you to pay for your crimes! As goddess of video games, you are going to face my Divine Justice.
A Cybug then came in and ate him.
Kaito: Did he just get eaten by the Cy Bug?!
Nico: Oh fuck…
But then he was enveloped in an orb of darkness and he emerged changed!
Turbo: Welcome to the boss level!
HE EMERGED AS A CY-BUG!
As a Cy-Bug, Turbo was about 30 feet (9 meters) long. He had the body structure of a cockroach or silverfish, could curl into a ball for protection like an armadillo or pill bug or attacking and had a neck that could expand in length. His face (especially) now looks puppet-like. Also, in his King Candy face, his teeth have been filled to sharp points. His colors consisted of mostly purple, orange, and pink and the tips of his claws had a darker tone of purple. He also gained six orange striped legs, four large ones and two smaller ones on his chest. His head also sported purple markings which were also on his face along with a yellow marking under his crown. King Candy's crown also changed now having a spiky appearance and apparently becoming a permanent part of his body. With his transformation, he gained sugar-coated hot pink wings for flight that could fold in and out at will. Whenever his Cy-Bug programming occurred, King Candy's eyes turned blue and pixelated while the Turbo persona remained unchanged. King Candy also retained his cufflinks, lace collar, and bowtie.
Ralph: Turbo!
Turbo: (chuckles) Because of you, Ralph, I'm now the most powerful virus in the arcade! (chuckles again) I can take over any game I want! I should thank you... but it'd be more fun to kill you.
Me: You are one seriously ugly sack of corrupted data!
I teleported and punched him in the face with devastating force and kicked him in the stomach and bashed him down and teleported back as he was about to strike and I fired a wave of energy and blasted him all over!
Turbo punched Kuroto, destroying one of his lives. Kuroto came out of a Warp Pipe as his life counter reached 100!
Kuroto: I can continue myself as long as I have lives. But you only have one. And since this isn't your game, you can't regenerate!
Me: That's right!
Emu: Lets do it!
Ex-Aid Riders: HENSHIN!
They transformed and were ready!
I punched Turbo in his face.
Me: Take this!
I fired a wave of energy and it separated his King Candy half from Turbo! Turbo was now a Cybug!
King Candy: OH MAN! Is that what I turned into!?
Nico: Yep.
I fired waves of energy and blasted Turbo!
Turbo: Turbotastic!
Me: More like Turbo-Slacktic!
Nico: Good one!
Emu: We'll finish this without the need for Continues!
Turbo: WHY YOU LITTLE!
He then charged up an energy blast!
Nicole: Uh oh!
Nicole then fired a powerful energy blast and Turbo did the same and the blasts collided and Nicole's blast overtook his blast and it hit Turbo and exploded with incredible power!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
The explosion destroyed his Cy-Bug half and he was back to just being Turbo!
Turbo: I still have my glitch powers!
Nico: Like that will matter!
He teleported and Nico teleported too. Nico and Turbo did the same all over the place.
Nico teleported and kicked him in the back of the head and knocked him down.
Nico and Nicole punched and pulverized him!
POW! BLAM!
SMASH! WHAM!
They sent him flying and smashed him into the wall!
He got up and he was madder than ever!
Turbo: I can take it! I can take anything you can throw at me. Ready for another round?
Ralph: Always.
Turbo: Huh?
Ralph: We'll never let you win!
Ralph grabbed Turbo and smashed him all over the place with incredible force and smashed him into pulp!
SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH!
He smashed him all over the place!
Ralph: I'm Gonna Wreck You!
SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!
He bashed him into dust!
He was knocked to the ground.
Ralph: To quote the Hulk, "Puny Video Game."
Nico: The big guy would be proud.
Ralph: Yeah!
Taffyta: Lets cherry bomb the guy!
Candlehead: You read my mind!
Turbo got up!
Nicole: Cherry Bombs fire!
They threw the cherry bombs and they all hit Turbo and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
He was blasted all over in a huge cherry bomb explosion!
Nico: Hit him with ice cream!
Lola: Good thing I brought these ice cream blasters from the Kids Next Door.
Lola loaded some in it and fired and blasted him all over and he was going to be really cold there!
Nico: Nice one!
Emu saw that he had new Gashats.
Emu: Gashats for Fix It Felix Jr. and Sugar Rush?
Nicole: Yep. I used my powers of video gaming to make new Gashats based on all the video games we know.
Nico: Cool!
Me: I got an idea! (ACTIVATES ICE CREAM MONSTER'S RIDEWATCH)
I fired a wave of chocolate and it hit Turbo and covered him and then it hardened.
Nico: Nice one!
Emu activated Sugar Rush's Gashat!
SUGAR RUSH!
He got an awesome and really amazing candy Battlecruiser Car!
Nico: Awesome!
Emu: Say hello to my jawbreakers!
He pressed a button and then…
BANG BANG BANG BANG!
He fired jawbreakers from a cannon and they smashed Turbo with devastating force!
Nico: Awesome!
Emu: Now to fix this place up. (ACTIVATES FIX IT FELIX'S GASHAT)
FIX IT FELIX JR.
WE CAN FIX IT!
He fixed up the whole castle and made it more amazing than ever!
Nico used Control Freak's powers.
Nico: I'm going to wreck it!
Nico summoned an 8-Bit version of Ralph!
Nicole: Awesome choice!
Wreck It Ralph: Hey who is that good looking guy?
8 Bit Ralph: I'M GONNA WRECK IT!
Nico and 8 Bit Ralph bashed Turbo all over!
Nicole: Nice one! Now to unleash the divine wrath of games. (ACTIVATES WRECK IT RALPH, HERO'S DUTY AND SUGAR RUSH'S GASHATS)
WRECK IT RALPH! HERO'S DUTY! SUGAR RUSH!
ULTIMATE VIDEO GAME GODDESS POWER!
Nicole glowed intensely and her eyes glowed with the power of ALL THE VIDEO GAMES IN THE WORLD COMBINED INTO ONE!
Nicole: (OTHERWORLDLY VOICE) TURBO OF TURBOTIME, YOU AND YOUR CORRUPTION TO THE WORLD OF SUGAR RUSH HAS CAUSED CHAOS AND DISASTER TO THE WORLDS OF VIDEO GAMING! AND NOW YOU SHALL PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE!
She then fired a powerful Triforce Blast and it hit Turbo and shattered him and his code and banished him to the Black Gates for All Eternity!
We were in awe!
Me: Nicole that was unbelievable!
Nicole landed.
Nicole: I know dad. It was the power of all the video games uniting.
Nico: That was awesome!
Taffyta: And now we've seen the last of Turbo.
Nico: Good riddance!
Qin: Yep.
Nicole: But we're not done yet. Twisted Vanellope is next.
Camie: Yep.
Nico: She shouldn't be far.
WRECK IT!
Allie Knudson: Here she comes!
Then a dark version of Vanellope's car crashed onto the castle courtyard!
Twisted Vanellope: WHERE IS KING CANDY!?
We saw her! TWISTED VANELLOPE!
Vanellope: Oh man! Is that me!?
Nico: What you would have become if the ending with Turbo ended wrong.
Eli: My god! Vanellope what happened!?
Twisted Vanellope: I vowed to make King Candy pay for his crimes against me and the world!
Me: King Candy was really an obsolete video game named Turbo.
Nicole: We beat you to the punch on that.
Twisted Vanellope: You destroyed King Candy?
Me: No. King Candy was separated from his Turbo persona.
Juran: Which one's the real Vanellope?!
Vanellope: I'm right here.
Allie Knudson: This one in front of us is Twisted Vanellope.
Juran: Oh.
Twisted Vanellope: I will avenge Ralph and everyone in Sugar Rush for what King Candy did to me.
Ralph: I got an idea to prove which one's the real Vanellope. Vanellope, when's my birthday?
Both Vanellopes: Um…
Ralph: (sadly) Geez, Vanellope, I thought we were pretty good friends
Nicole: All three of your games were made back on October 30th, 2012.
Ralph: She's right.
Vanellope: Yep.
Calhoun: That is awesome.
Nico: Vanellope, let's all take a deep breath.
Vanellope took a deep breath and released it slow.
Vanellope: Hey that helps.
Nico: Good.
Me: (To Twisted Vanellope) Now listed, King Candy of your world may have done wrong and destroyed Ralph there but killing King Candy here will not solve anything. We have him slated to join the M.O.E. And also we can't let you get revenge.
Twisted Vanellope: Why?
Me: Because if you kill King Candy all it will lead you too is a path to your own destruction.
Twisted Vanellope: Why don't you just bring back Ralph's code?!
Nico: Because it might not be the same!
Nicole: And besides you come from another universe and I'm not sure if my powers can do that to video game characters like that.
Nico: Have you ever tried before?
Nicole: Once or twice and it came out all wrong.
Nico: Oh. Looks like I was right on that.
Nicole: But either way Vanellope you need to stop this crusade for revenge. It'll only end with your death.
Maud Pie: Now, we must heal her soul and heart.
Suddenly, Maud Pie's light turquoise eyes turned neon light turquoise and she was surrounded by a grayish blue violet and Persian bluish gray energy aura with stars, rocks, minerals, magic, and Alicorns, she unholstered her massive Maud Pie's Alicorn Eternal Magical Gothic Geologist Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Gothic Geologist Love and Gothic Geologist Harmony from her back, and as she approached Twisted Vanellope, she left grayish blue violet and Persian bluish gray energy, stars, rocks, minerals, magic, and Alicorns with every step.
Maud Pie: Twisted Vanellope, I understand the pain and suffering that you had to go through when you lost Ralph and all because of Turbo, but you have to understand: killing him won't heal your heart or your soul, it'll only send you further down into darkness, and you'll become even worse than him. You must be set free from the pain and suffering that your heart has been put through here and now.
Suddenly, Maud Pie was surrounded by a massive vortex of grayish blue violet and Persian bluish gray energy with stars, rocks, minerals, and magic surrounding the vortex, there are Alicorns flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a grayish blue violet with blue eyes gazing into Twisted Vanellope: the eyes of salvation.
Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln Loud's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, they fired a beam of light into Maud Pie's massive Maud Pie's Alicorn Eternal Magical Gothic Geologist Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Gothic Geologist Love and Gothic Geologist Harmony, and then, it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of grayish blue violet and Persian bluish gray energy with stars, rocks, minerals, and magic surrounding the vortex, there are Alicorns flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a grayish blue violet with blue eyes gazing into Twisted Vanellope: the eyes of salvation is a MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HER AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!
Me: HOLY GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!
Nico: OH MAN, THIS IS IT!
Lincoln: THE BATTLE TO SAVE TWISTED VANELLOPE'S INJURED HEART IS ABOUT TO BEGIN SOON! BRACE YOURSELVES!
THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO MAUD PIE! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, MAUD PIE EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!
Maud Pie grew to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large grayish blue violet and Persian bluish gray orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has light turquoise highlights in the bangs of her grayish blue violet hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner, she has neon light turquoise eyes and a grayish blue violet and Persian bluish gray energy aura with stars, rocks, minerals, magic, and Alicorns surrounding her, she has an Alicorn with a star and rock emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with turquoise iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with violet gems for eyes and the Love, Star, Rock, and Eternity Kanjis in its horns, she also has an Alicorn with violet gems for eyes and the Love, Star, Rock, and Eternity Kanjis in its horn for the second pendant on the bottom of her Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with grayish blue violet crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and Persian bluish gray gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her new white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love, Maud Pie has on a dark blue long-sleeved dress, black knee-high high-heel boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, rocks, minerals, magic, and Alicorns on the coattails, and on the back is an Alicorn surrounded by stars and on top of its horn is a rock. Suddenly, Maud Pie felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive Persian bluish gray angel wings with grayish blue violet tips on the large Persian bluish gray feathers grew and sprouted out from her back, her grayish blue violet tail grew much longer for her new body, and she now has a Persian bluish gray horn on top of her head. Maud Pie has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large grayish blue violet gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has her cutie mark on her right shoulder and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Maud Pie's massive Maud Pie's Alicorn Eternal Magical Gothic Geologist Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Gothic Geologist Love and Gothic Geologist Harmony and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of Persian bluish gray energy, stars, rocks, minerals, magic, and Alicorns, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Maud Pie's Goth Geologist Alicorn Eternal Magical Gothic Geologist Friendship Greatsword of Eternal Gothic Geologist Love and Gothic Geologist Harmony, it's a brand-new large greatsword with turquoise and grayish blue violet gems and her cutie mark and stars etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, Persian bluish gray blade, large gold alicorn heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with grayish blue violet gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold alicorn heads with turquoise gems for eyes and large pony head with grayish blue violet gems for eyes and large grayish blue violet gem in its mouth on the bottom of the Alicorn heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with grayish blue violet gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle with turquoise gems for the eyes and a large grayish blue violet gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip, Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip, and grayish blue violet Crystal Saber holstered on her left hip. There's a grayish blue violet kanji below the alicorn that said, "Maud Pie, Alicorn Princess of Equestria Gothic Geologist Friendship Love, Younger Sister of Pinkie Pie, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Savior of Twisted Vanellope, Archenemy of Stinger, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of The Doomsday Twenty-Three and Queen Opaline, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, and Master of Stars, Rocks, Minerals, Magic, and Alicorns"
モード・パイ、エクエストリアのアリコーンプリンセス、ゴシック地質学者、友情愛、ピンキーパイの妹、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、ひねくれたヴァネロペの救世主、スティンガーの大敵、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、宇宙の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、多元宇宙、そしてその先へ、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天上のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実と正義の真の女神、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私無欲、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者と悪の殺害者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な学生驚くべき強力な教師、終末二十三の破壊者と女王オパリン、エクエストリア、ポニービル、カンタロットの擁護者、友好卓の騎士団のメンバー、そして星、岩、鉱物、魔法、アリコーンのマスター
Suddenly, Maud Pie's immense blue protective aura transformed into an immense protective rainbow aura with elements swirling around it, she'd transformed into her ultimate transformation.
Maud Pie has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-EQUESTRIAN GOTHIC GEOLOGIST MASTER LOVE ALICORN PRINCESS-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP EQUESTRIAN GOTHIC GEOLOGIST MASTER LOVE ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP EQUESTRIAN GOTHIC GEOLOGIST MASTER LOVE ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP EQUESTRIAN GOTHIC GEOLOGIST MASTER LOVE ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Maud Pie's Super Angel-Equestrian Gothic Geologist Master Love Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Twisted Vanellope saw it, she went mad with rage and ran at her, but Maud Pie fired a massive barrage of Persian bluish gray energy, stars, rocks, minerals, magic, and Alicorns, and they hit Twisted Vanellope and knocked her down, she got back up and now, she is even angrier than ever.
Maud Pie: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The United Friendship Divine Cosmic Starstorm Equestria Gothic Geologist Master Love Alicorn Princess Angel and Divine United Friendship Divine Cosmic Starstorm Equestria Gothic Geologist Master Love Alicorn Princess Angel Love) I'm sorry, Twisted Vanellope, but this is the only way to help you.
Lincoln: Yes.
Somnambula: We will save her soul and her heart from the hatred that consumed her.
Eli: What Turbo did to her can never be forgiven.
Nicole: You got that right, I'm so glad I got rid of that rotten little parasite by separating him from King Candy.
Vanellope: Who's now become my royal advisor, and I'm now Queen of Candy Land.
Suddenly, Somnambula's grayish blue violet eyes turned neon grayish blue violet and she was surrounded by a light scarlet energy aura with stars, desert sands, magic, Egyptian hieroglyphs, and Alicorns, she unholstered her massive Somnambula's Egyptian Alicorn Greatsword of Egyptian Desert Hope and Desert Magic Justice from her back, and as she approached Twisted Vanellope, she left light scarlet energy, stars, desert sands, magic, Egyptian hieroglyphs, and Alicorns with every step.
Somnambula: Maud Pie was right to say what she had to, what you went through because of Turbo was worse than a nightmare, but I cannot allow you to throw yourself even further into darkness due to your desire for revenge, Twisted Vanellope, your soul will be saved from the darkness that lurks in your soul and heart.
Suddenly, Somnambula was surrounded by a massive vortex of light scarlet energy with stars, desert sands, magic, and Egyptian hieroglyphs surrounding it, there are Alicorns flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a dark arctic blue and moderate turquoise phoenix with blue eyes gazing into Twisted Vanellope: the eyes of salvation.
Suddenly, The Unity Crystals on my J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and The Unity Crystals on Lincoln Loud's massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds glowed with very intense brightness, and then, they fired a beam of light into Somnambula's massive Somnambula's Egyptian Alicorn Greatsword of Egyptian Desert Hope and Desert Magic Justice, and then, it glowed, and then surrounding the massive vortex of light scarlet energy with stars, desert sands, magic, and Egyptian hieroglyphs surrounding it, there are Alicorns flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a dark arctic blue and moderate turquoise phoenix with blue eyes gazing into Twisted Vanellope: the eyes of salvation is a MASSIVE VORTEX OF RAINBOW LIGHT AND ENERGY AND FIRE, ICE, WATER, WIND, LIGHTNING, EARTH, LAVA, LIGHT, DARKNESS, CRYSTALS, WOOD, STARS, TIME, NATURE, GRAVITY, BLOOD, MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, RAINBOW CRYSTALS, RAINBOW SUPER LIGHTNING, RAINBOW FIRE, SAND, BLUE FIRE, BUBBLES, STEAM, NEBULONIC GAS, SUNS, AURORA, LIGHT MAGIC, DARK MAGIC, BLACK MAGIC, SATANIC MAGIC, MOONLIGHT, EXPLOSIONS, AND ATOMIC RADIATION EXPLODED OUT OF HER AND HER POWER WAS REALLY AND RAPIDLY INCREASING AT AN EXPONENTIAL RATE AT A MASSIVE LEVEL!
THEN, THE WORLD TREE ESTATE, THE TREE OF HARMONY, AND ALL OF THE POWERFUL LANDS OF EQUESTRIA GLOWED AND THEIR ENERGY FLOWED INTO SOMNAMBULA! THEN, AS SOON AS THE VORTEX FADED, SOMNAMBULA EMERGED FOREVER CHANGED!
Somnambula grew from 6'11" to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large light scarlet orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has light scarlet highlights in the bangs of her short neck-length dark arctic blue and moderate turquoise hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner, she has neon violet eyes and a light scarlet energy aura with stars, desert sands, magic, Egyptian hieroglyphs, and Alicorns surrounding her, she has an Alicorn along with her cutie mark on its horn emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with violet iris, she has on Alicorn earrings with violet gems for eyes and the Hope and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with light scarlet gems on the gold crescent links and turquoise crystal links and a light scarlet Alicorn-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of The Element of Harmony is an Alicorn with violet gems for eyes and holding the Hope and Eternity Kanjis in its horn for the pendant and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck. Somnambula has on a sleeveless white blouse with Egyptian jewelry, slippers, white fabric on her hair, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, desert sands, magic, Egyptian hieroglyphs, and Alicorns on the coattails, and an Alicorn on the back surrounded by sand dunes and on top of its horn are the Elements of Harmony. Suddenly, Somnambula felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive light scarlet angel wings with dark arctic blue and moderate turquoise tips on the light scarlet feathers grew much bigger for her new body, her dark arctic blue and moderate turquoise tail grew longer, and she now has a light scarlet horn on her head. Somnambula has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large light scarlet gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Blue Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Somnambula's massive Somnambula's Egyptian Alicorn Greatsword of Egyptian Desert Hope and Desert Magic Justice and all of the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of light scarlet energy, stars, desert magic, Egyptian hieroglyphs, and Alicorns, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Somnambula's Equestrian Harmony Pillar Egyptian Hope Sandstorm Alicorn Greatsword of Equestrian Magic Egyptian Desert Sands Hope and Equestria Magic Egyptian Desert Sands Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded dark arctic blue and moderate turquoise gems and her cutie mark etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged light scarlet blade, large gold Alicorn heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with large dark winter blue and moderate turquoise gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold Alicorn heads with violet gems for eyes and a Pegasus head with violet gems for eyes and large light scarlet gem in its mouth on the bottom of the heads for the pommel, Somnambula has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with light scarlet gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left gold Bracer, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with an Alicorn for the belt buckle and violet gems for the eyes and a large moderate turquoise gem in its collar for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip and light Scarlet Crystal Saber holstered on the left hip. There's a light scarlet kanji below the Alicorn and Sand Dunes that said, "Somnambula, Egyptian Pegasus of Hope, Legendary Pillar and Hero of Harmony, Legendary Hero Who Defeated The Evil Sphinx, Redeemer of Anatankha The Good Sphinx, Archenemy of The Snake Demon, Savior of Twisted Vanellope, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Destroyer of The Doomsday Twenty-Three and Queen Opaline, Defender of Equestria, Ponyville, and Canterlot, Member of The Knights of The Friendship Table, Protector of Egypt and Its Long and Rich History, and Master of The Powers of Hope and Desert Magic"
ソムナンブラ、エジプトの希望のペガサス、伝説の柱と調和の英雄、悪のスフィンクスを倒した伝説の英雄、アナタンカの救い主善のスフィンクス、蛇悪魔の宿敵、ねじれたヴァネロペの救世主、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、守護者、擁護者、そして宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、信頼を司る真の女神、悪の破壊者であり殺戮者、錯乱、殺人、無慈悲、サディスティックバスターズ、素晴らしく強力な教師の素晴らしく強力な生徒、終末二十三の破壊者、オパーリン女王、エクエストリア、ポニービル、カンタロットの擁護者、友好卓の騎士団のメンバー、エジプトとその長く豊かな歴史の守護者、希望の力と砂漠の魔法のマスター
Suddenly, Somnambula's immense blue protective aura transformed into an immense protective rainbow aura with elements swirling around it, she'd transformed into her ultimate transformation.
Somnambula has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-EQUESTRIAN HARMONY PILLAR HOPE MASTER LOVE ALICORN PRINCESS-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP EQUESTRIAN HARMONY PILLAR HOPE MASTER EGYPTIAN ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP EQUESTRIAN HARMONY PILLAR HOPE MASTER EGYPTIAN ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC STARSTORM MAGIC FRIENDSHIP EQUESTRIAN HARMONY PILLAR HOPE MASTER EGYPTIAN ALICORN PRINCESS ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Somnambula's Super Angel-Equestrian Harmony Pillar Hope Master Love Alicorn Princess-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Twisted Vanellope saw it, she went mad and ran at her, but Somnambula fired a massive barrage of light scarlet energy, stars, desert magic, Egyptian hieroglyphs, and Alicorns which hit her and sent her into another wall of candy, she got back up, but now, she was madder than ever.
Somnambula: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The United Friendship Divine Cosmic Starstorm Equestria Harmony Pillar Hope Master Love Egyptian Alicorn Princess Angel and Divine United Friendship Divine Cosmic Starstorm Equestria Harmony Pillar Hope Master Love Egyptian Alicorn Princess Angel Love) I deeply apologize for what I did to you, but this is the only way that we can save you.
Lincoln: Along with tying you down before you seriously start to hurt somebody.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Maud Pie and Somnambula, and so did the rest of us as we also unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Just hang on, Twisted Vanellope, we're going to save you from this eternal despair that haunts you.
Lincoln, Maud Pie, and Somnambula went after Twisted Vanellope, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, grayish blue violet and Persian bluish gray energy, light opal, light scarlet energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Golems, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Elemental Phoenixes, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Twisted Vanellope and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Then, they attacked her with their massive greatswords leaving scars on her and Lincoln left many more with his gold claws and firing energy slashes from his gold claws and he, Maud Pie, and Somnambula attacked her with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving Twisted Vanellope crazy.
Twisted Vanellope was about to run at us again, but suddenly, we saw a 7'9" tall female with the body of a goddess and she's wearing a black symbiote bodysuit with pink light covering her body and it had the Spider emblem on its chest and eight-pack abs and her head and face was covered in the black goo and the only thing were its white eyes similar to Ultimate Spiderman, and she fired Symbiote goo at her wrists and ankles and bound them together.
Me: Nice one.
Nico: Now, all that's left is for Lincoln to cure her.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Yep. (Sees the pink light) Wait, the pink color on the symbiote suit, there's only one person who has pink as her favorite color, isn't that right, Lola Loud?
Suddenly, the symbiote mask peeled itself off and it revealed her face: it was Lola Loud, but she had longer blond hair, neon pink eyes, fangs, and she looked like she was 21 years old.
Black-Suited Lola: Yep, and our Lincoln told you all about us, right?
Me: He did, and he already merged with Lincoln.
Black-Suited Lola: I knew he would.
Lola: Whoa, is that...me?
Black-Suited Lola: Yes, and my world's Lincoln already explained the whole story to everyone and you know why I'm here.
Lola: Yes, I am.
Black-Suited Lola turned formed a massive black Symbiote web which latched onto Lola's stomach, and Lola began absorbing Black-Suited Lola into her body, and then, Lola's rainbow energy aura and rainbow protective aura had flared up extremely as Black-Suited Lola began merging with Lola and Lola gained all of her Black-Suited self's powers and abilities along with knowledge. Then, Lola's rainbow energy aura settled.
Me: Is it over?
Lola: It is.
Black-Suited Lola: (Speaking through Lola's emblazoned Rainbow Dragon and Phoenix and Third Eye) Yes, we've settled in perfectly.
Lola concentrated and immediately, her body was covered in a black Symbiote suit with pink light reflecting off it and it had the spider emblem on it, and then, her symbiote suit went back into her body.
Eli: Now, it's time to cure Twisted Vanellope.
Lincoln fired gold spider silk webs that tied him up, and then, she chanted a powerful incantation and his large golden halo glowed and the four orbiting gold rings fired rays of rainbow healing light which hit Twisted Vanellope and purified her and freeing her of the darkness that contaminated her soul and heart. We cheered as Lincoln, Maud Pie, and Somnambula holstered their weapons and powered down and Lincoln's long wild gold hair, eleven massive and long gold wolf tails, and massive gold angel wings change back to white, and the gold crisscross straps of his chest harness and gold He-Man's loincloth change back to orange, and Maud Pie's new body, clothes, weapons, gold halo, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, longer grayish blue violet tail, Persian bluish gray horn, and massive Persian bluish gray angel wings are permanent, and Somnambula's new body, clothes, weapons, gold halo, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, longer dark arctic blue and moderate turquoise, light scarlet horn, and massive light scarlet angel wings are permanent.
Eli: We did it, that's another Twisted Princess saved from darkness and healed from despair.
Suddenly, Maud Pie wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Maud Pie's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and Alicorn flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Maud Pie sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces.
Girl Jordan: Oh, and boys, we're considering ending the bet early. But, there's one way we can make up for those remaining days: how about a date to The Bahamas tomorrow?
Nico, Me, and Lincoln: AWESOME! WE'RE SO THERE!
Anna Anyanova: We already alerted Lexi about it, and she and Ace are also coming with us on this date tomorrow.
Nico: Nice.
Lincoln: So, we've got ourselves an awesome date planned for tomorrow.
Me: A beach date to the Bahamas with our harems.
Nico: We truly are sorry.
Me: Yeah your worlds version of Ralph did nothing to deserve that.
Twisted Vanellope: I know. But I'm ready. I'm ready to spend time in prison to reflect on my actions.
Nico: It won't be forever.
Twisted Vanellope: I know.
We sent her to our prison in the estate.
Nico: Well that was really fun.
Candlehead: Boy it sure was!
Taffyta: Yeah it was! We had a lot of fun too.
Nicole: Glad you all had so much fun.
King Candy then came and he was totally in shock and crying hard.
Then he did something unexpected. He got down on his knees and begged Nicole for forgiveness.
King Candy: (CRYING HARD) Lady Nicole please forgive me for everything I did! It was not my fault! Me and Turbo were one in the same! I CAN'T BELIEVE I WOULD DO ALL THIS TO THE VERY GAME I HURT! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!
Nico: Didn't expect that.
Nicole: King Candy rise. You are forgiven for the crimes you did here. But I have two conditions for you. 1 you must be under the servitude of the Masters of Evil as Princess Leia's archenemy. And 2 you will be appointed as royal advisor to the rightful ruler of the world of Sugar Rush and that is Vanellope Von Schweetz.
King Candy: I will gladly accept the position Lady Nicole.
Nicole: No need for formalities King Candy. Just Nicole is fine. But I'm glad you accept.
Nico: Good.
Maria: All is right in Sugar Rush now.
Me: Thank goodness.
Vanellope: Yeah thank goodness.
Eli: Now for our main business. And we don't have as many of them as we did before. We have Another Sugar Rush Trio, Plesiosaurus (Crater Lake Monster), Kurato Dan and Lady Shiva.
Nico: Cool!
Laney: Wow! The Plesiosaurus from Crater Lake Monster is in the M.O.E! That is cool!
Nico: It sure is!
Maria: Who do we call in for this?
Me: Pelee Plesiosaurus and Misuzu.
Nico: Cool!
Maria called them in.
Flying on wings and entering in a swirl of water came said people.
Misuzu: Hey guys!
Pelee Plesiosaurus: Looks like the fun is about to begin.
Eli: Yep. And I sense the Anothers minus Lady Shiva are one person.
Nico: Cool.
Kuroto: I don't know whether to be flattered or insulted that Swartz would dare make a copy of my Godly talents
Nico: I was looking along the lines of both.
Noir Wendoma: Me too.
Kuroto: I feel the same way.
Me: Lets get ready.
Maria: First time for backup. (TURNS DIAL) WOLF PROWL 6!
She summoned Biowulf, Ludo, Universe 666 Ultimate Carnage, Universe 666 Eon, McWolf (Tom & Jerry Kids) and Pizza Face.
Biowulf: This will be fun!
McWolf: Yeah this is gonna be awesome and great!
Nico: I see them!
Then out came Another Sugar Rush Trio, Plesiosaurus (Crater Lake Monster) and Kuroto Dan!
Nico: WHOA!
Kuroto Dan: Hey! Who is that good looking dude!?
Me: That is another you.
Another Plesiosaurus (1977): (In a girls voice) Boy awesome battle you guys had huh?
Me: (GASP) That voice!
They merged and reverted back and it was a girl with brown hair and she had yellow eyes and yellow clothes and had yellow angel wings and she had a tiara with the symbol of the Xerotes Dopant on it and the same symbol was on her skirt and she had a fire sword in her hand.
Me: (GASP) Xinnia Xerotes!
Xinnia Xerotes: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here.
Nico: The Embodiment of the Xerotes Dopant?
Me: Yep.
Nico: What is Xerotes?
Me: You know those cracks that you see in mud when it gets really dry during a drought? That's them.
Nico: Oh.
Xinnia Xerotes: Yep. I have the power to cause droughts and make it very dry for places and make rain not fall.
Me: Yep she sure does.
Nico: Wow.
Me: By the way is the Another Lady Shiva friendly or hostile?
Xinnia Xerotes: Friendly and she is a really cold one.
Me: Ooh.
Nico: Sorry we have to do this.
Xinnia Xerotes: No worries.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and was separated from the anothers.
Nico: Lets dance!
They fired waves of elements and blasted the Anothers and I caught the Wonder Ride Books.
Xinnia Xeratos: That was fun!
Lola: Yeah it was!
Me: Now for the Another Lady Shiva.
Nico: All we can do now is wait.
Me: We don't have to wait long!
We saw a figure and it was ANOTHER LADY SHIVA!
Me: WHOA!
Nico: Another Lady Shiva!
Kim Possible: This will be cool.
Another Lady Shiva: It sure will!
Me: (GASP) That voice!
She reverted back and was a girl with blue hair and aqua blue eyes and she had aqua blue and blue clothes and a brown skirt and she had brown gloves and she had blue angel wings and she had a tiara with the symbol of the Ice Age Dopant on it and the same symbol was on her skirt and she had an Ice Sword in her hands.
Me: (GASP!) Irina Holocene!
Xenia: Whoa!
Then we heard an Elephant Trumpet and a wolf howl and a Saber Tooth Tiger Roar and out came a HUGE WOOLLY MAMMOTH, A Dire Wolf and a Smilodon!
Nico: Whoa! A Woolly Mammoth, A Dire Wolf and a Smilodon too!
Nicole: Wow! We haven't seen those in over 20,000 years!
Irina Holocene: I know. These are my friends Edvus the Mammoth, Dirus the Dire Wolf and Svira the Smilodon.
Me: Cool! And also Irina is not only the Embodiment of the Ice Age Dopant but she is also a deadly martial artist and has amazing knowledge of the Lazarus Pits.
Nico: Cool!
Kaito: (gets out Abaranger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Zocks: (gets out Dekranger gear) Because we can grant it instead.
Kaito got out a Dino Thunder Sword and Zocks got a Delta Blaster.
Irina Holocene: No he didn't. I fired a wave of ice and froze him in a block of ice and left.
Me: Very clever.
Sakura Knudson: Boy that happened to him a lot. Many things happened to him during his encounters with the Embodiments of the Dopants.
Irina Holocene: He completely underestimates our power.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Also Irina you would love meeting our friends Manny, Sid, Diego and Scrat and their friends.
Irina Holocene: I love the Ice Age Movies.
Sougo: (gets out Dino Thunder Ridewatch) Just don't steal Scrat's acorn.
Geiz: (gets out SPD Ridewatch) He REALLY loves that thing
Sougo got DinoThunderRedArmor while Geiz got SPDRedArmor.
Irina Holocene: I know. That is so funny.
Lincoln: Lets separate you first.
Lincoln fired a light blast and separated her.
Irina Holocene: Time for some buttkicking!
She kicked Another Lady Shiva all over and punched her and Svira slashed her with her claws and Edvus grabbed Another Lady Shiva and smashed her all over!
Dirus bit her on her leg!
Nico: Nice one!
Qin: YEAH!
Nico: Lets dance! (ACTIVATES LADY SHIVA AND KUROTO DAN'S RIDEWATCHES)
He fired waves of energy and smashed Another Lady Shiva down.
May: Time for some painful hair! (ACTIVATES NEEDLE HAIR AND MAULER'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired stabbing hair strands and smashed Another Lady Shiva down.
Maria: This touch will hurt! (ACTIVATES UNIVERSE 666 BLACKHEART AND WEREWOLF GHOST'S RIDEWATCHE)
She teleported and touched Another Lady Shiva and knocked her down and she was in a lot of pain!
Noir Wendoma: Take this! (ACTIVATES KUROTO DAN'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired energy waves and blasted her all over.
Then Cheshire, Gypsy Moth, Universe 666 Calibur, Baraka, Hobgoblin and Goludora came!
Nico: Nice team Cheshire!
Cheshire: Thanks Nico!
2099 Spiderman: Wow! So you are this worlds version of the Hobgoblin we fought!
Hobgoblin: I sure am.
Me: Like I said Miguel, Same guy but this is the Prime Universe version of him.
Nico: That's right.
Hobgoblin: Honestly, the blueprints for my 2099 version are still there. You can easily make another of that.
2099 Spiderman: I think I've had enough of my worlds version of you to last a life time.
Nico: Yeah.
But then…
ZOOOM!
A figure zoomed fast passed Nico!
Nico: What was that?
Me: Uhh Nico… Don't look now but…
Nico saw that his PANTS WERE PULLED DOWN!
Nico: GAH!
Nico pulled them up!
Nico: OKAY WHO IS THE WISEASS!?
?: (LAUGHS) Sorry Nico!
We saw Quick Man!
Me: Whoa! Quick Man! This is a fast one!
Quick Man: (In a girls voice) I sure am!
Nico: Kat Quick! Wow!
Kat Quick: I got this.
She bashed down Another Lady Shiva and I caught the ridewatch and purified it.
Me: That was funny.
Nico: PULL MY PANTS DOWN WILL YOU!?
Kat Quick: I said I was sorry!
Me: Come on Nico she's just having some fun.
Nico: You're right.
Kat Quick: Oh I'm naked just so you know.
Me: Uh oh.
I put on my blind man glasses and the boys covered their eyes.
Me: Just so you know it's going to hurt really bad.
Kat Quick: I know.
Me: Here we go. (SNAPS FINGERS)
I snapped my fingers and she doubled over in pain and threw up and then she fired a wave of energy and it shredded May's clothes and left her in her underwear!
May: (SCREAMS) All my clothes are ribbons!
Kat Quick reverted back and she was a girl with magenta hair and had blue eyes and she had pink angel wings and had the kanji for Swift in the middle of her forehead.
Kat Quick: (Groans) That really hurt. (GASP) Oh man! Sorry May! I didn't know I hit you like that.
May: No worries!
Rarity: Don't worry darlings we can fix this.
Rarity made awesome new clothes for them both. Kat had pink clothes and she looked awesome.
Kat Quick: Cool! I look fast and amazing.
Nico: You sure do.
May: Wow! I look great.
Maria: Nice job Rarity.
Rarity: Thank you, darlings!
Nico: You're welcome.
Kat Quick: Boy that was fun.
Noir Wendoma: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Kat Quick: When me and Nico went and took down a massive illegal beer operation. This was a company that spiked beer with cocaine.
Me: Whoa! That is dangerous!
Nico: Roger Smith would have loved that one.
Me: Uch!
Nico: Yeah he would but it's true.
Kat Quick: I know.
Nico and Kat hugged.
Nico: Missed you Kat.
Kat Quick: Same here Nico.
We later went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Jade, and Hercules are heading to Bellwood, and not only is Lincoln is going to rescue the nine girls here, but we got ourselves a situation: we've gotten word from Nicole that Reiko, Shao Kahn's general, has also escaped from The Book of Vile Darkness, and he still wants revenge on us for killing him. But, we're going to destroy Reiko once again and seal him into The Book of Vile Darkness once more with a stronger seal and with Lincoln's Whispering Wraith's Vengeance Curse, which will kill him when we truly face him in the future.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Bellwood, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the nine girls here, but we got ourselves a situation. Nicole, would you like to say it?
Nicole: Of course, Lincoln. This morning, I'd found out that Reiko, Shao Kahn's general, has also escaped from The Book of Vile Darkness, and he still wants revenge on us for killing him.
We gasped.
Selene Laverna: That bastard, we're so going to destroy Reiko once again and seal him into The Book of Vile Darkness once more with a stronger seal and with Lincoln's Whispering Wraith's Vengeance Curse, which will kill him when we truly face him in the future.
Lincoln: Exactly, Selene. Reiko has committed a ton of crimes in Shao Kahn's name, he and Skarlet both, and there's absolutely no way I'm going to let that bastard get away with this.
Sam Simpson: And who could've guessed we'd track him right here in Bellwood. Ben's going to be so pissed off when he finds out about it.
Suddenly, we saw a beautiful and super sexy girl with long blue hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful blue angel wings and she's dressed in a green short-sleeved blouse, sleeveless green top, green skirt, green knee-high boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with swords, stars, dragons, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Micronus Prime, one of The 13 Primes and on top is the Stardust Dragon, in her right hand is a greatsword and on her right wrist is a Duel Disk and with her are the nine girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Yuria Fudo, Gene-Slammer of Micronus Prime and Embodiment of Yu-Gi-Oh.
Yuria Fudo: That's right, and I also got the girls away from Reiko before he could kill them all.
?: Shao Kahn will bless me greatly when I've presented your heads to him from beyond the grave!
We then saw our target, Reiko, Shao Kahn's general, and he was out for blood!
Selene Laverna: Reiko! I'm gonna tear your heart right out of your chest for what you've done in the service of Shao Kahn! Just like Skarlet, you're nothing more than a worthless piece of shit!
Ayuna Persephone: That's telling 'em, Selene!
Sylvester: You're done terrorizing Earth, servant of Shao Kahn!
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: You're heading right back into The Book of Vile Darkness, and you're getting a much stronger curse put on you along with a much stronger seal to keep you there!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Demonic Bloodstained Stellar Eternal Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel of Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Justice and Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Compassion and he unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demon Knight Sparda Demonic Fang Demon Hound Greatsword of Demon Hound Darkness Justice from his back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Sam's team, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Reiko, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln fired blood tendrils that pierced Reiko's heart, and then, the tendrils drained Reiko dry of every last drop of blood which killed him, and then, we sealed his spirit into The Book of Vile Darkness again, but this time, he had a stronger seal put on him to keep him from escaping and he now has Lincoln's Whispering Wraith's Vengeance Curse on him that'll kill him when we truly face him in the future. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: Next time when we face you for real, Reiko, you'll know what pain truly is. (To Yuria Fudo) And it's so good to see you again, Yuria Fudo.
Yuria Fudo: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met.
Lincoln went up to Yuria Fudo and he hugged her, and Yuria Fudo is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Yuria Fudo: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories and gold halo behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., this is Yuria Fudo, Gene-Slammer of Micronus Prime and Embodiment of Yu-Gi-Oh, she's my Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in Science, she's not only the Gene-Slammer of Micronus Prime, but she's also the Embodiment of Yu-Gi-Oh and she's also the sister of Yusei Fudo. She has blue hair, green skirt, and a green shirt. We both competed in couples dueling tournaments and we won every single one of them. I made Yuria a blue-green necklace, and to show thanks, she kissed me on the lips, and she hates Flip with a passion, and like her brother Yusei, her signature monster is Stardust Dragon.
Me: Awesome!
Nico: So, like your brother, your signature monster is Stardust Dragon, which means you also have your brother's Signer Mark on you, right?
Yuria Fudo: You guessed it.
Yuria showed us the same Signer Mark Yusei has on her right arm.
Me: Whoa. So, that also makes you a Signer as well.
Eli: Looks like it.
Suddenly, a demon arrived to speak with Brittney.
Demon: Lady Brittney, we have done our investigation as to how Skarlet, Reiko, Tanya, Rain, Motaro, Sektor, Shinnok, Kronika, Kollector, and Bi-Han escaped from The Book of Vile Darkness.
Brittney: What did you find out?
Demon: We found out Bi-Han was the one who orchestrated it, he made a dark portal and that's how he, Skarlet, Reiko, Tanya, Rain, Motaro, Sektor, Shinnok, Kronika, and Kollector were able to escape.
We gasped.
Sub-Zero: Even imprisoned and long dead, he's still as dangerous as ever.
Lincoln: So, not even The Book of Vile Darkness can keep him contained for long?! Bi-Han's way too dangerous, when we face him again, he's getting the Whispering Wraith's Vengeance Curse put on him along with getting sealed back into The Book of Vile Darkness, and with a stronger seal put on it.
The demon closed the dark shadow portal Bi-Han made in The Book of Vile Darkness and went back to The Underworld.
Nicole: Bi-Han was the one who did this right under my nose?! Lincoln, when we face him again, we'll use a combo that we've been working on that'll imprison that death-obsessed powerhungry wraith for good in The Book of Vile Darkness.
Lincoln: You got it, Nicole, and now that you're here, Yuria.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Yuria Fudo in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Yuria Fudo: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Yuria Fudo's neck with blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Yuria Fudo: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Yuria Fudo.
Yuria Fudo had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his arms around her and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips and she also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the nine girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The nine girls are Amelia Bookworm, Amy, Eiko Higaki, Kiki Shikigi, Lyla Shikigi, Mei Shijimi, Minami Matsudo, Suika Akikawa, and Towa Nijou from Girls Frantic Clan.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Amelia Bookworm, Amy, Eiko Higaki, Kiki Shikigi, Lyla Shikigi, Mei Shijimi, Minami Matsudo, Suika Akikawa, and Towa Nijou from Girls Frantic Clan.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Amelia Bookworm: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Amelia Bookworm and the other eight girls saw who it was that saved them from Reiko, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white choker collar with gold accents and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura around him.
Amelia Bookworm: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made eight clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Amelia Bookworm: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, nine Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Amelia Bookworm, Amy, Eiko Higaki, Kiki Shikigi, Lyla Shikigi, Mei Shijimi, Minami Matsudo, Suika Akikawa, and Towa Nijou with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to the World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team was shocked to find out the villain we went after was Reiko, Shao Kahn's general, who escaped from The Book of Vile Darkness, and he still wanted revenge on us for killing him and Shao Kahn, and even worse, they found out the one who orchestrated the escape of Skarlet, Reiko, Tanya, Rain, Motaro, Sektor, Shinnok, Kronika, and Kollector from The Book of Vile Darkness was Bi-Han who had opened a dark portal within The Book of Vile Darkness.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did in beating that asshole into the dirt and Lincoln firing red tendrils which pierced Reiko's heart and he drained him dry of every last drop of blood and we sealed him into The Book of Vile Darkness again this time with a stronger seal and Lincoln's Whispering Wraith's Vengeance Curse on him when we truly face him in the future, everyone cheered for us and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the face and lips which he returned, Lincoln and Yuria Fudo have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: Oh man, so Bi-Han was the one who orchestrated his escape along with the escape of Skarlet, Reiko, Tanya, Rain, Motaro, Sektor, Shinnok, Kronika, and Kollector from The Book of Vile Darkness?!
Lincoln: Yep, even dead, he's still as dangerous as ever.
Nico: That shadow wraith's going to pay for this when we face him again!
Me: You got that right. That shadow wraith will pay for that little stunt of his!
After destroying Reiko once again and sealing him back into The Book of Vile Darkness with a much stronger seal and The Whispering Wraith's Vengeance Curse on him, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Yuria Fudo saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Yuria Fudo: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Yuria, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Yuria Fudo: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Yuria Fudo: Oh man, I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Nico: Yep. So, Yuria, what had Flip done to earn your hatred?
Yuria Fudo: I'll show you.
Yuria Fudo put up a video on the big screen and the video then showed Lincoln and Yuria Fudo along with the rest of his Guardian Angels and harem at a swimming pool and they were having fun, but their fun was about to be rudely interrupted.
LOUD BELLOW OF RAGE!
Past Yuria Fudo: What the Hell was that?! (Sniffs) Ugh, and what on Earth is that smell?!
Past Lincoln: Oh great! Not you again, you stupid mutant!
Then, Flip came out and he was about to attack Lincoln once again, but then, Yuria Fudo summoned Stardust Dragon which blasted him with stars and fire, and she unholstered her greatsword, and then...!
SLASH! SLASH! SLASH! SLASH!
Then, as soon as Yuria holstered her greatsword, Flip's sweaty pit-stained clothes were slashed off and he was left in his dirty boxers, and then, Lincoln kicked Flip into the swimming pool, and he got out and he was soaking wet and stink lines seriously came off him. Then, Lincoln fired energy ropes that tied Flip up.
Past Yuria Fudo: You've gone and done it now, you stupid airheaded old mutant! I'm getting the cops again!
Yuria Fudo called the cops who arrived in no time and they grabbed Flip and threw him right back into the police car, and Lincoln's Guardian Angels and harem gave him the finger as Flip bellowed with so much rage as the car drove him back to prison as the video ends.
Nico: That stupid mutant! I can't believe he tried to attack Lincoln again!
Lincoln: This was the 900,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000th time that mutant tried to kill me in the past.
Nico and Eli's jaws dropped to the floor!
CLANG!
I put their jaws back.
Eli: He tried to kill you that many times!? WHAT THE HECK!?
Nico: That good-for-nothing mutant!
Me: Yep, he was nothing but trouble!
Lincoln: We've counted up the numerous attempts he's made on my life for the last seven years, and it wasn't funny. You know how many times we've threatened to sue Flip for everything he's done and he freaked out so many times because it meant we'd take everything away from him.
Selene Arcangela: Everything he'd stolen from so many people in the past, he risked losing it all to us if we won.
Nico: Whoa.
Ben: Yeah, he would've been crying his head off if they won the lawsuit, and they also had the tons of evidence gathered of his crimes, so he wasn't getting out easy.
We got a shower, and then, Lincoln, Aries, Simulator Aquarius, Libra, Virgo, Simulator Lady Palutena, and Simulator Camie Utsushimi are heading to Waikiki Beach, Hawaii.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man was dressed in his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Aries, Simulator Aquarius, Libra, Virgo, Simulator Lady Palutena, and Simulator Camie Utsushimi are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Aries, Simulator Aquarius, Libra, Virgo, Simulator Lady Palutena, and Simulator Camie Utsushimi had feelings for Lincoln, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Aries: Wow, so this is Waikiki Beach, it sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Aries, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Aries, Simulator Aquarius, Libra, Virgo, Simulator Lady Palutena, and Simulator Camie Utsushimi dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the back they had an awesome volleyball game, and Aries, Simulator Aquarius, Libra, Virgo, Simulator Lady Palutena, and Simulator Camie Utsushimi got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails, but then, they saw hulking muscle-bound thugs hired by Flip coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he'd sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Aries, Simulator Aquarius, Libra, Virgo, Simulator Lady Palutena, and Simulator Camie Utsushimi and they hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Aries, Simulator Aquarius, Libra, Virgo, Simulator Lady Palutena, and Simulator Camie Utsushimi placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and we saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Looks like you really had a good time at Waikiki Beach, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so...awesome!
Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Aries, Simulator Aquarius, Libra, Virgo, Simulator Lady Palutena, and Simulator Camie Utsushimi with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Aries, Simulator Aquarius, Libra, Virgo, Simulator Lady Palutena, and Simulator Camie Utsushimi are in your harem.
Me: And I can also tell which is the Simulator version of Lady Palutena and Camie because of the jewelry.
Nico: And we were surprised to find out Aries, Libra, and Virgo had feelings for Lincoln, this was quite a surprise.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Aries, Simulator Aquarius, Libra, Virgo, Simulator Lady Palutena, and Simulator Camie Utsushimi, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive buckets full of chum appeared over the funnel.
Nico: (GASPS) DUDE, YOU WOULDN'T!
Then, the buckets full of chum were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
MASSIVE PROJECTILE VOMIT STORM!
Flip vomited out tons of vomit-covered gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies like crazy!
Luna: EW! PUKE FEST!
Luna fainted!
FWOMP!
Flip stopped vomiting, but he was still green in his ugly face!
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you disgusting three butt-cheeked mutant!
Me and Nico: EW! GROSS!
Ronnie Anne: Whoa, you dumped buckets full of chum in his mouth and made him puke like crazy.
Girl Jordan: Next time, you should dump industrial bottles of hot sauce down his throat.
Lincoln: I'll do just that.
Me: We'll get some industrial bottles of my favorite hot sauces ready the next time you come back.
Nico: Yeah, we'll have him belching and farting fire like crazy.
Bloom woke up from a nap.
Bloom: (YAWN) Good nap. Huh?
She felt something under her pillow and she found a bottle of beer! But it wasn't just her. Stella, Roxy, Layla, Tecna, Musa and Flora all had beer bottles too!
Winx Club: POROMON!
POROMON THE BEER FAIRY STRUCK AGAIN!
Laney: Poromon you are one silly guy.
Poromon: Ain't it the truth.
In the park on the surface, Fluttershy was having an awesome picnic with her animal friends and she was having a great time with them.
Fluttershy giggled and was having fun.
Squirrel: (Chittering)
Fluttershy: What's wrong Monroe.
He pointed up and Fluttershy saw a fireball coming down from the sky.
Fluttershy: Is that a fireball? (GASP) And it's coming towards me!
THEY DOVE ASIDE AND THEN…
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
It crashed right by her picnic spot with a massive thunderous explosion!
Me and Nico heard the explosion!
Me: Good golly what was that!?
Nico: Sounded like an explosion in the park!
Me and Nico went over.
Fluttershy saw a crater and it had a glowing red hot huge rock in it.
Fluttershy: Oh wow. What is that?
Me: Fluttershy!
We and Nico came.
Me: Are you okay?
Fluttershy: I think so. This crashed here.
Me and Nico gasped!
Me and Nico: WHOA!
Nico: Fluttershy this is a meteor!
The team came after hearing and feeling the explosion.
Izzy Moonbow: What happened?!
Me: A meteor crashed here!
Twilight Sparkle: Oh my gosh! Are you okay Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: I'm all right. But this meteor crashed here.
Applejack: Wow! What a huge rock.
Me: Boy this is amazing.
Tara: Boy this meteor is nowhere near as big as the one that crashed into Dallas.
Nico: Yeah but this is amazing.
Pinkie Pie: Let's check it out!
We went and checked it out and it was glowing red hot.
Me: Lets cool it down.
Luna fired a wave of water and steam came off it and it was cooled down.
Me: Wow a perfectly round meteor.
But then…
CRACKING
Me: Is it an egg?
It cracked down the middle and then it split open and then to our shock and amazement it broke in two and inside it was a MASSIVE GEODE FULL OF BEAUTIFUL AND SPARKLING BLUE DIAMONDS!
WE GASPED!
They were sparkling with intense beauty that it was amazing!
Me: Oh wow!
Rarity: Oh my goodness! Oh these are absolutely amazing gems!
Nicole: Oh wow! These are blue diamonds! These came from space!
Nico: Wow! We never saw gems like this before!
Me: This is a very rare experience.
Razorclaw: Let's take them!
Nico: Now Razorclaw these are Fluttershy's gems now so they are hers.
Fluttershy: And I think I know just what to do with them.
Me: First we got to find out how much they are worth.
We later took the diamonds back to the estate and ran an analysis and we saw that they were extremely rare OCEAN BLUE DIAMONDS and they were priced at over $100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 per carat and we had 40,000,000 pounds of them. We valued them at over $500 Googolplex! IT WAS AMAZING!
Nico: WHOA!
Razorclaw: Wow! Fluttershy this is amazing that you got all that money.
Fluttershy: It is but I don't want it all for myself. I just want to give most of it to you guys and then use some of it to build a mansion and a sanctuary for my animal friends in our park at the estate.
Me: That's really thoughtful of you Fluttershy.
Lincoln: It sure is.
?: I agree.
A girl came and she had red hair and purple clothes and red eyes and had red angel wings and a tiara with the symbol of the Liveman on it and the same symbol was on her skirt.
Liv Choujyu: Liv Choujyu, Embodiment of the Liveman from 1988 at your service. I saw the meteor crash a few minutes ago. Thank goodness you're okay.
Me: Same here. But awesome to meet you Liv.
Grimlock: Me Grimlock want to know more about Liveman Girl.
Liv Choujyu: Well I'm an animal conservationist and I look after and protect endangered animals. I love animals as much as anyone and I would like them to be safe, happy and loved whether it's in the zoo or in any part of the world.
Fluttershy: Oh you an I have so much in common. I love all animals myself too.
Nico: That is awesome. Liv would you like to join the team?
Liv Choujyu: I would be honored.
We finished building a massive mansion for Fluttershy as well as a HUGE Animal sanctuary worthy of Eden in our park and it was breathtaking.
Me: Wow! Awesome Mansion.
Xenia: It sure is amazing.
Fluttershy: Oh thank you all.
Kerchak: Are any of the jewels left?
Me: Tons of them. We have them in the vault.
Nico: Yep.
Camie: Yeah.
Dexter and Dee Dee came in and they were really happy and in a good mood.
Me: Hey Dexter, Hey Dee Dee. Oh you two are in a very happy mood today.
Dee Dee: (Posh Accent) Indeed we are and we must say that Fluttershy's new mansion is absolutely magnificently well made and lovely.
Dexter: (Posh Accent) Yes it is most amazing.
Fluttershy: Oh thank you so much.
Me: Nico, Dexter and Dee Dee seem too happy. (Suspicious) TOO Happy.
Eli: They sure do.
Me: Did something go on with you two that made you this happy?
Dexter: Why goodness no. We are just in a good mood today.
They left. 10 minutes later, William came in with all soaked in mud.
Maria: William! Sweetie, what happened to you?!
Me: Geez! You're all covered in mud!
Lana: Awesome!
William: Oh, this? I was just minding my own business when Dexter and Dee decided to throw a water balloon full of mud at me! And then, I saw them kicking around several trash cans!
Lisa Loud: What?! That can't be right!
William: Lisa, if I were you, I'd find your boyfriend and his sister. Tell them to come quietly. Or they're going down.
Me: That can't be right! We just saw them a few minutes ago and they complimented Fluttershy's amazing mansion.
William: Weird! They were cussing up a storm at me and told me that Maria is a fucking whore!
Maria: (GASP)! (ENRAGED) WHY THOSE LITTLE BRATS!
Me: Something is very fishy here. Dexter and Dee Dee know better than to use foul language like that for people their ages.
Eli: I sense it too.
Dexter and Dee Dee came back and they had a plate of tea and cookies.
Dexter: Would you care to partake in some tea and cookies?
Me: Oh why thank you.
I took some tea and cookies.
Me: Mmm Darjeeling Tea and Coconut Chocolate Chip. My favorites. Also Dexter and Dee Dee you didn't splash William with mud filled water balloons and kicked over a bunch of trash cans did you?
Dee Dee: Why goodness no we would never do such a thing.
Eli: They are telling the truth. I sense it.
Then the previous group came in and they were covered in Ol' Facefull Vomit!
Me: Oh good god! What the fuck happened to you guys!?
Steam Smythe: These 2 threw up all over us!
Hydrax: They called us a bunch of horrible names too!
Eli: They didn't do that! Something is really up here.
Ice Demon: Can me, Steam Smythe, Hydrax, Iceage, Pterodactyl Ghost, Amora, 10,000 Volt Ghost, Samon Shakekisutanchin, Solomon Grundy and Bizarro go with you guys?
Nico: Yes you guys can but first lets clean you guys off.
Maria: I hope you are waterproof 10,000 Volt Ghost.
10,000 Volt Ghost: Don't worry I am.
Maria: Good.
She fired waves of water and washed them all off.
Amora: Ahh thanks.
Dexter: Perhaps I can explain. I invented a machine called The Rude Remover.
Me: Rude Remover? This I got to see.
Nico: Yeah. And we got to clear up things with Dexter's mom.
Beelzemon: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Flash Man next.
Me: Ooh illuminating.
Nico: Yep. We better get over to Dexter's house and see what's up.
We nodded.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than our old enemy, the evil Chronian, Eon, and he's come back from the dead seeking revenge on us. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh God, he's back!
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is something we are so not going to like in the least bit: the figure we saw and the dark energy we sensed belongs to our old enemy, the evil Chronian, Eon, and he's come back from the dead seeking revenge on us.
We gasped, and we also had thoughts of murder and revenge on our minds.
Me: THAT SON OF A BITCH! HE'S COME BACK?! I'LL TEAR HIS FUCKING THROAT OUT FOR WHAT HE'S DONE!
Camie: Whoa, why is J.D. so fired up?!
Nico: He's not the only one, all of us are. Eon, Ben's old enemy, was the one who kick-started The 20 Days of Darkness by wiping away the memory of the warning that we were given of The Digimon Emperor's return.
Shanan: We all hated Eon for what he did, but his plan to destroy us when The 20 Days of Darkness happened failed, we emerged from The 20 Days of Darkness even stronger than ever.
Lincoln: That's right, but all of us were wanting a chance to get bloody revenge on Eon, however, I've got plans for him. So, instead of sending him straight to The Black Gates even though he deserves it, we're going to send him straight to The River of Fire.
Nico: It's been a long time since we've banished anyone to The River of Fire, that's perfect, Lincoln.
Rachel Shindo: Same here, but that'll be right after you stab Eon in the stomach with your massive greatsword and suck out and absorb all his powers, right?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rachel.
Me: Aw man, I was hoping you'll just give him The Black Gates and be done with it.
Nico: Now, now, J.D., this is Lincoln's choice, so we just got to go along with it, besides, we've got bigger fish to fry. Alright, gang, let's go, we've got to wrangle up and take down the Rude Sides of Dexter and Dee Dee.
Lincoln: And because of what they did in hurting William and some of the city, Vypra's not going to be in a very forgiving mood, in fact, she's going to roast those two on a spit, and once we get done with those two hooligans, you're next, Eon, and we're not showing you any mercy at all, not after what you did!
Rachel Shindo: What you did in kick-starting The 20 Days of Darkness left an irreversible scar on the team and left a dark stain on their history, Eon, you better be ready to face Hell!
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to help Dexter and Dee Dee deal with their Rude Side counterparts, and once we got done with those two foul-mouthed hooligans, Rachel Shindo and Lincoln are going to destroy Eon and send his spirit straight to The River of Fire!
We were off to Dexter's house.
Hydrax: I hope they haven't done too much damage!
Me: So do I.
We got to Dexter's house and we went in.
Dexter: This way please.
We went up into Dexter's room and Dexter let us into his lab and we went in and he and Dee Dee showed us the Rude Remover.
Xenia: Is this the Rude Remover?
Dee Dee: It sure is.
Me: Very Interesting.
Nico: How does it work?
Dexter: You get in this pod right here on the right and it removes the rudeness you have in you and puts it there in the other pod.
Me: Geez!
Nico: No wonder you two are in such a happy mood. You had your rudeness taken out.
Lola: Yeah very amazing.
Weather Vane: Why DID you have them removed to begin with?
Dexter: Quite frankly it was because Dee Dee and I were always fighting with each other like normal sisters and brothers. And we accidentally stumbled into the machine and it worked.
Me: At least it worked perfectly.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: And as a result your rude sides were separated from you guys. Albeit being an accident.
Pterodactyl Ghost: I hate to say it. But if we want you both to be whole, we need to get those rude sides back. I'll look from the sky.
Nico: Okay.
Dexter opened the skylight and he flew out.
Nico: Now we got to tell Dexter's mom what happened.
We went to the kitchen and saw Dexter's mom frantic.
Me: Dexter's mom? Are you okay?
Dexter's mom: Where are those two?
Dragon: (Skunk Fu) Did they hurt you?
Dexter's mom: Dexter and Dee Dee!? They have rotten mouths!
Me: Dexter's mom please calm down. Let us explain what happened.
We did so and she was shocked.
Dexter's mom: So Dexter and Dee Dee's rude sides were separated from them because of Dexter's rude remover machine and are on the loose?
Me: Yeah his machine worked perfectly.
Nico: A little TOO Perfectly.
Carol: This machine reminds me of when Lisa used her own version of a rude remover to remove my evil persona Morgan. Remember that?
Lisa Loud: I certainly do Carol and that was a well built one.
Nico: It sure was.
Samon Shakekisutanchin: Guys, you might want to take a look at this!
We saw on the news that Rude Dexter and Dee Dee were attacking an old lady!
They gave her a REALLY NASTY ATOMIC WEDGIE!
Old Lady: I CAN'T SEE!
Rude Dexter: SUCKS TO BE YOU, YOU FUCKING OLD CRONE!
Rude Dee Dee: What a Fucking Old Shrew!
Me: Why those little! I'm going to beat them at their own game with a good old fashion swear off! And we got the 2 best rotten mouths on the team. Me and Tayuya.
Tayuya: Darn fucking right!
Takinom: That's the least of our problems. The police are going to think Dexter and Dee Dee did this!
Nico: Well then lets go find them and take care of them.
Me: Yeah.
Pterodactyl Ghost came back. They were 30 klicks away.
Nico: Lets go face them.
Bizarro: Why are they so polite?!
Solar Man: Translation: Why are they so rude?
Nico: Because they were made this way by Dexter's machine by mistake. Now we got to get them.
Dexter's mom: I'll go with you guy.
Dexter: Thank you so much mother for helping us.
Dee Dee: It sure will be a good honor to have you help us.
Dexter's Mom: I like these versions of Dexter and Dee Dee. I like them a lot. But I need them back as a whole.
Nico: And we'll get them back. Lets go.
RD Lori: You sure it's literally a good idea for you to go with us?
Dexter's Mom: I need to be there to clear my real children's names.
Me: And she is just doing her job as a good mother.
Nico: Fair enough. Lets go.
We were off.
Rude Dexter and Dee Dee were about to attack a bunch of kids at a playground. But then the spirits of mischief and pranks appeared and swirled around them and then they converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off above them and then a phoenix cry was heard and we came out.
We saw that the Rude selves of Dexter and Dee Dee looked like them but with disheveled hair and had rotten tempers.
Me: Okay you dumb Rude Lookalikes, you're going to wish that you were never born!
Rude Dexter: Ah go fuck your ugly whores you freak!
Me: Pretty mouth of yours. Do you kiss your mother with it or use it to wipe your fucking ass!?
Arixam: You Mama's so stinky that she makes Stinkor look clean!
WE LAUGHED!
Me: Uh no offense Dexter's mom.
Dexter's mom: None taken.
Rude Dee Dee: Our mom is a two-bit fucking whore!
WE GASPED!
Me: You just crossed the fucking line there my friend.
Lisa Loud gave Dexter's mom a super soaker blaster with a soap blaster attached to it.
Lisa Loud: This will be much easier than using a bar of soap.
Dexter's Mom: Thank you Lisa.
She fired a massive blast of soapy water at them both like how Bonnie Swanson does at the shooting range!
Nico: That is going to leave a bad taste in your mouth.
10,000 Volt Ghost fired waves of electricity and electrocuted them all over.
10,000 Volt Ghost: Shocking, isn't it?!
Nico: Yeah!
Me: And another thing Rude Dexter, you're so dumb and fucking ugly that you make the world's ugliest man at a freakshow look pretty! (RASPBERRY)
WHOA THAT WAS CRUEL!
Tyrone McGee: Time to play a well deserved game of uncle!
Tyrone then grabbed Rude Dee Dee and twisted her leg like a spring!
TOING TOING!
Rude Dee Dee: UNCLE! UNCLE UNCLE!
Tyrone McGee: Say what!?
Rude Dee Dee: UNCLE! UNCLE UNCLE!
She then had her leg spun around.
WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!
Eddy: (LAUGHS) Good one bro!
Me: Nice one!
Amora: I've got an idea.
Amora used her magic and summoned a massive shower of washtubs and they rained down and bashed the Rude Dee Dee and Dexter all over!
Me: Nice one! Oh boy may God forgive me. (ACTIVATES MR. NASTY'S RIDEWATCH) (To Rude Dexter) This is your native language. (HOOTS LIKE A MONKEY)
Nico: Mean.
Me: (To Dee Dee) You're the most pathetic of all bean heads! I've seen better looking dancers come in last and ugly motherfucking dance competition! And you got the ugliest motherfucking face ever! I bet it could crack open a 500 story skyscraper! (LAUGHS)
Nico: WHOA!
Me: Nico if I ever say stuff like that again, rip my tongue out of my mouth.
Nico: What!? No way I don't want to do that.
Me: Oh.
Skarr: Have some of this!
He fired laser blasts and blasted the Rude Dee Dee and Dexter all over.
Nico: Take that you dirtbags.
Iceage: Chill out!
He fired waves of ice and froze them in blocks of ice and then Nico kicked them down.
I fired waves of fire and blasted them down.
Xenia: Yeah!
Poromon: Have a drink!
The mascots then made drinks made of Hydrogen Bitters, Old Panther and Cobra Fang Juice! They shoved the drinks down Rude Dexter and Dee Dee's throats.
POINK! GONG SOUND!
Rude Dexter and Dee Dee: MAWY HAD A WITTLE WAMB! IT'S FWEECE WAS WHITE A SNOW! AND EVERYWHERE THAT MARY WENT THE WAMB WAS SURE TO GO!
They walked around like toys and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
They exploded and were in their underwear!
Lois Griffin: I'm including soap anyway!
Lois fired soap grenades into their mouths and they exploded and bubbles exploded out of them.
Nico: Yeah!
Me: Blech! That will taste bad.
I went over to Rude Dexter.
Me: You want to know what's grosser than you?
I shoved his face in my butt and then…
LOUD FART!
I farted in his face at point blank range!
Nico: OH MAN!
Meg Griffin: Better him than me.
Nico: Yep.
Steam Smythe: This is for crossing us!
Hydrax: And covering us with vomit!
They fired waves of energy and flowers and blasted them.
Me: YEAH! And top this one! (SPINS MAGISWORD BRACELET)
LEGENDARY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA MAGISWORD!
I fired a beam of energy and it hit the 2 Rude Selves and then their stomachs grumbled loudly!
Rude Dexter: (GROANS) IT FEELS LIKE I'M ABOUT TO GIVE BIRTH TO A FUCKING BABY!
Rude Dee Dee: (GROANS) ME TOO!
But then…
SUPER EXPLOSIVELY LOUD DIARRHEA EXPLOSION!
Nico: Brown House!
Ed: Who stepped on a duck?!
WE LAUGHED!
Me: (LAUGHS) That was funny! Not as funny as this one.
I fired a beam of lightning into the air.
Then air whistling was heard. Then…
CRASH!
(LIGHTHOUSE FOGHORN)
They got crushed by a house made of fishsticks!
Second Air Whistling was heard and then…
CRASH!
(ITALIAN DANCE MUSIC WAS HEARD)
A bigger house made of pizza crashed onto that!
Then third air whistling was heard and then…
CRASH!
(MAGICAL SOUNDS)
A house made of healthy snacks crashed onto them.
Then a fourth air whistle was heard and then…
KRASMASH!
(SWISS YODELING)
A MASSIVE MANSION MADE OF CHEESE WHEELS AND CHEESES CRASH LANDED ONTO RUDE DEXTER AND DEE DEE!
Nico: Houses made of fishsticks, pizza, healthy snacks and Cheeses!?
Nico drooled.
Me: That cheese mansion was something extra I came up with.
The Rude Dexter and Dee Dee came out flatter than a pancake.
Me: Here's an awesome one.
I used a genjutsu and made it look like they stole May's food!
UH OH!
May: (FLARES UP FIRE AURA AND EYES WERE GLOWING RED WITH INCREDIBLY BLAZING HATE) NO ONE STEALS MY FOOD AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!
Nico screamed and jumped into my arms in fright!
Me: OOF! (Straining) You're giving me a hernia Nico.
Nico: May scares me when she is like this!
May then jumped on the rude sides of Dexter and Dee Dee and she pulverized and smashed and brutally mangled them all over IN A BRUTAL FIGHT CLOUD!
Manaphy: Go mama!
Nico: YEAH!
Me: Uh Nico can you get out of my arms please? I'm getting a cramp.
Nico: Huh? Oh sorry.
He did so.
May bashed and pulverized and brutally mangled them all over.
She stopped and came back and the Rude counterparts were mangled up badly.
Nico: How'd you like that?!
Rude Dexter: FUCK YOU MONKEY FACE!
Nico: [enraged] "WHAT'D YOU CALL ME?!"
[Nico ran at them and slams a toilet down on Rude Dexter, knocking him into the ground. Rude Dee Dee runs up to him and throws a box of tissues at Nico. The box bounces harmlessly off Nico's head.]
Nico: "That was fucking pathetic!" [Nico brings a car down on Rude Dee Dee.]
KRASMASH!
Tayuya: Knock their fucking butts into next week!
Poromon threw a beer bottle at them.
SMASH SMASH!
He smashed them both on their heads!
Poromon: Top this one! (ECHOING) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!
He fired a wave of lightning and electrocuted the Rude versions of Dexter and Dee Dee!
Eustace: Here's what I say to you guys! (Pulls out Ugly Mask) OOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!
Rude Dexter and Dee Dee: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Eustace laughed at them and then…
BONK!
Muriel and Francesca bashed Eustace on his head with a Rolling Pin.
Eustace: OW! What did I do!?
Nico: You actually did good!
Muriel: Sorry Nico. Force of habit there.
Me: Oh.
Nico: No worries. That was funny.
Then Lythos, Stratos, Hydros, Pyros, Fireor, Chillyfish, Whirlin, Manta Bayarsh, Dumbelltron and Marionette Shadow came.
Nico: Lythos, Stratos, Hydros, Pyros, Fireor, Chillyfish, Whirlin, Manta Bayarsh, Dumbelltron and Marionette Shadow.
Chillyfish: Boy you guys have been having fun.
Me: Yeah we sure have.
Lythos: Dexter, you know William was close to arresting you and Dee Dee, right?
Dexter: I know.
Stratos: Next time, don't remove your rude sides.
Hydros: You're not complete without it!
Me: I agree. Without rudeness you are basically only half of who you are.
Pyros: (to Nico) We heard you went to Sugar Rush.
Nico: We sure have. And it was awesome.
Fireor: Did you eat lots of candy there?
Nico: No but we had a lot of fun.
?: Glad you did.
Then a figure came and it was Univolt from episode 12 of Time Force!
Univolt, like all other mutants, was created as a result of chemical accident. Before the events of the series he was captured by Time Force. He was an extremely dangerous mutant and was placed in the X-Vault.
In the twelfth episode, he was released by Frax, who sent him to destroy the Rangers and the city. Univolt attacked the city with an army of Cyclobots. He was too strong for the Rangers. He used a powerful energy shotgun and was an extremely dangerous enemy. He easily defeated the Rangers and started to crush the city. Then the Silver Guardians arrived and tried to fight the mutant, but even together, the Rangers and the soldiers couldn't defeat the mutant. Univolt nearly killed the Silver Guardian commander, but Wes took the blast himself, which broke his helmet and revealed his identity to Eric and his father.
Univolt continued his rampage and easily bested the other Rangers. But Wes gained the upper hand and finally defeated Univolt, with his Time Strike and V-Weapon. The mutant was eventually defeated by a blast from the Vortex Blaster. After Univolt's defeat Frax stopped using his mutants and preferred to work with Ransik while working on his own plans
Wes: Univolt!
Univolt: Been a while rangers.
Me: I remember you! You were sent to destroy the rangers and the city and you were really formidable for the rangers.
Univolt: I sure was. Awesome huh?
Me: Yep.
Wes: You know that because of you, Eric found out who I was, right?
Univolt: I know. But look how well everything turned out in the end.
Me: Now he and Eric are awesome partners.
Qin: Yep.
Univolt: Neat.
We got the battles underway.
Ebonwumon, Crimson Comet, Ayaka Laurence, Nerissa, Dharc the Dark Charmer, Monster Flame Kirby, Wood Man, Mushroommon, Woodmon, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Hak Foo, and Kerchak VS Lythos the Rock Titan, Tortomon, Golemon, Minotarumon, Evil Comet Woman, Evil Eart Man, Mandark, Universe 666 Professor Pyg, and Universe 666 Trakeena - Nico's Rescue in Sugar Rush and we battled King Candy, Turbo and Twisted Vanellope and gave Turbo the black gates and Maud Pie and Somnambula transformed against Twisted Vanellope
Lythos was first.
Lythos (to Ebonwumon): Nico's Rescue in Sugar Rush involved battling King Candy, Turbo and Twisted Vanellope. After he gave Turbo the black gates, Maud Pie and Somnambula transformed against Twisted Vanellope.
Ebonwumon: (Irish Accent) They sure did lad and it was a really fun and amazing battle for them.
Crimson Comet: It sure was.
Applejack: That was a really fun and great adventure and fun.
Apple Bloom: It sure was a cool one.
Flashwing: You got that right.
Lythos: That sure was fun. Lets do it!
Ebonwumon and Lythos flared up Auras for Genbu of the North. Songs for Ebonwumon and Lythos: Anything Goes by Gary Morris and Supernatural Love by Donna Summer. Ebonwumon and group fired waves of earth, mud, boulders, rock, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.
Baihumon, Bastemon, Francesca Giordano, Crono, Superboy, Chunky Kong, Andromon, HiAndromon, MetalTyrannomon, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Ken Ichijouji & Stingmon, and Beelzemon VS Stratos the Tornado Titan, Mihiramon, Scorpiomon, Unimon, Trident, Pizza Face, Diablo, Gigantomachia, and Julie Hinikawa - Us Another Sugar Rush Trio, Plesiosaurus (Crater Lake Monster), Kurato Dan and Lady Shiva who were the Xerotes and Ice Age Dopant Embodiments
Stratos was next.
Stratos: (to Baihumon) Nico, Kim's team, Shiva's team, and the others did good battling Another Sugar Rush Trio, Plesiosaurus (Crater Lake Monster), Kurato Dan and Lady Shiva. They were the Xerotes and Ice Age Dopant Embodiments
Baihumon: They sure did and it was really awesome.
Bastemon: It sure was cool and fun.
Pinkie Pie: You got that right!
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) It was really fun and awesome.
Featherweight: You got that right.
Sprocket: Yeah it was.
Stratos: Glad you had fun. Lets do it!
Baihumon and Stratos flared up auras for Byakko the White Tiger of The West. Songs for Baihumon and Stratos: Goodbye by Night Ranger and You're the Best by Joe Esposito. Baihumon and group fired waves of metal, gears and lightning and smashed them down.
Azulongmon, Sara, Princess of the Indian Ocean, Crystal Wilmington, Alia, Gentoku, Yuina, Elecmon, MegaKabuterimon, Andromon, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Weather Vane, and Protoboy VS Hydros the Ice Titan, Ice Geargolem, Blizzard Lord, Blizzard, King Jellyfish, Razoul, Balloon Monster (TTG), D.J. Stylbator, and Shinjiro Shinozak - Lincoln's rescue was in Bellwood and we sent Reiko, Shao Kahn's general to the M.O.E.
Hydros was next.
Hydros (to Azulongmon): I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Bellwood. He fought Reiko, Shao Kahn's general.
Azulongmon: They sure did and it was really fun and amazing.
Sara: Yeah it was great.
Rarity: It was really fun and amazing darlings.
Sweetie Belle: It sure was cool.
Gill Grunt: You got that right.
Hydros: That is awesome. Lets do it!
Azulongmon and Hydros flared up auras for Seiyru the Blue Dragon of The East. Songs for Azulongmon and Hydros: Don't Forget Me by 1927's and One Good Lover by Ratt. Azulongmon and his group fired waves of lightning, water, jewels and ice and smashed them down.
Zhuqiaomon, Katara, Violet Remmington, Neferteri Salah, Nicole Hernandez, Laney Sonya Romanov, Phoenixmon, Meramon, Blue Meramon, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Dragon (Skunk Fu), and Burner Man VS Pyros, Ragnaros, Lava Golem, Volcanus, the Lava Titan, Boxcars, Konako Haizono, Evil Hiei, Marcel, and Lady Flamicorn - Meeting Yuria Fudo
Pyros was next.
Pyros: (To Zhuqiaomon) I heard you guys met Yuria Fudo. What's she like?
Zhuqiaomon: She's the sister of Yusei Fudo and she and Lincoln are awesome Tag Team Duel partners and never lost one duel.
Katara: That was so awesome and cool hearing about it.
Sunset Shimmer: It sure was and like her brother she also has a Stardust Dragon.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) She sure does and that is amazing.
Sunburn: It sure is awesome.
Pyros: That is so cool! Lets do it!
Zhuqiaomon and Pyros flared up auras for Suzaku the Vermillion Phoenix of The South. Songs for Zhuqiaomon and Pyros: Close to Me by The Cure and Raking the Town by Icehouse. Zhuqiaomon and group fired waves of fire and smashed them down.
Wheeler (Captain Planet), Arienne Glenis Maple, Ma-Ti, Melanie Neugog, Sailor Vegeta, Lacus Clyne, Kwame, Ma-Ti, Gi, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Chaor and Takinom VS Fireor, Strikning, Magma, Trifire, Ted Carson Firefly, Hate Master, Incentas, Universe 666 Syn Shenron, and Water Hoser - Fluttershy was having a picnic with her animal friends and a meteor fell by her picnic!
Fireor was next.
Fireor: (to Wheeler) Fluttershy was having a picnic with her animal friends. And then, a meteor fell by her picnic!
Wheeler: Yeah it sure did! It was a massive rock.
Arienne: It wasn't as big as the meteor that hit Dallas and it was not nearly as powerful.
Starlight Glimmer: That was intense though.
Cozy Glow: Yeah it sure was.
Hex: You got that right.
Fireor: Boy that is amazing. I'm glad Fluttershy is okay. Lets do it!
Wheeler and Fireor flared up Darkfire Dragon Auras. Songs for Wheeler and Fireor: Bow Down Mister by Boy George and Let's Go To Paradise by Mental as Anything. Wheeler and group fired waves of fire, skulls, bones, blood, magic, lightning and stars and smashed them down.
Linka (Captain Planet), Aquagirl, Anna Knudson, Amaterasu, Arcana Force XXI - The World, The Splendid Venus, Wheeler, Gaia, Kwame, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, RD Lori and RD Carol VS Whirlin, Freezard, Falkar, Cycloptor, Trident, Hades, Queen (Batman Beyond), Sonoi, and Sonoza - The meteor was made of Blue Diamond and it was priced at $5,000 Googolplex!?
Whirlin was next.
Whirlin: (to Linka) The meteor was made of Blue Diamond. And it was priced at $5,000 Googolplex!?
Linka: (Russian Accent) It sure did and it was really cool.
Aquagirl: That was an amazing meteor.
Rainbow Dash: Fluttershy is thankful she wasn't hurt.
Scootaloo: But that was a beautiful bunch of jewels in it.
Whirlwind: It sure was.
Whirlin: WOW! What a find there. Lets do it!
Linka and Whirlin flared up Apsara Auras. Songs for Captain Planet Linka and Whirlin: Attack Me With Your Love by Cameo and Turn To Gold by David Austin. Linka and group fired waves of lightning, wind and rainbow and smashed them down.
Gi, Zecora, Aylene Carter, Lumina, Lightsworn Summoner, Felis, Lightsworn Archer, Miho Nishizumi, Kwame, Ma-Ti, Wheeler, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Arixam and Pump Man VS Chillyfish, Icy Angel, Villamax, Radstar, Tiki Tak Tribe, Tar Monster, ARGO, Dragar the Loathsome, and Hot Wings (Kirby Epic Yarn) - Dexter and Dee Dee look really happy and nice
Chillyfish was next.
Chllyfish: (to Gi) Dexter and Dee Dee look really happy and nice. (suspiciously) A little TOO happy and nice.
Gi: We were very suspicious about it at first and they even complimented Fluttershy's amazing new mansion that we built for her and her animal friends.
Zecora: Young Dexter and Dee Dee had been changed in a good way one might call, but not in a good way for their rudeness is a danger to all.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah that is for sure. Rude Dexter and Dee Dee have been causing mayhem all over.
Starshine Sparkle: And it was not good. They pelted William with mud filled water balloons and even drenched the previous group of you guys in Ol' Facefull Throwup.
Spyro: And they gave an old lady a wedgie and hurt tons of people.
Chillyfish: Wow! That is crazy! Lets do it!
Gi and Chillyfish flared up Mermaid auras. Songs for Gi and Chillyfish: Seek & Destroy by Metallica and Mr. Heatmiser by Big Bad Voodoo Daddy. Gi and group fired waves of water and magic and smashed them down.
Taylor (Loud House), Sally, EENE Sarah, X-Squad Mozenrath, Bubbles, Stella, Terrance, Tyrone, Francis, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Tyrone McGee, and Terrence vs Manta Bayarsh, Ryugu Tamatebacco, Samon Shakekisutanchin, Dogranio Yaboon, Yost Executioner, Gekkor, TTG Tooth Fairy, Eagle Undead, and Bluebird Imagin - Rude Dexter and Dee Dee are going to get their butts kicked big time with pranks
Manta Bayarsh was next.
Manta Bayarsh: (to Taylor) Rude Dexter and Dee Dee are going to get their butts kicked big time with pranks. I hope you join in!
Taylor: Oh you can bet I will do that.
Sally: This is gonna be funny.
Fluttershy: All those jokes we did were really funny.
Tornado Bolt: Boy they sure were.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) You got that right and it was awesome.
Stealth Elf: It sure was.
Manta Bayarsh: That is cool. Lets do it!
Taylor and Manta flared up Dragon and Manta Ray Auras. Songs for Taylor and Manta Bayarsh: Cool It Now by New Edition and All Night Long (All Night) by Lionel Richie. Taylor and group fired waves of fire and leaves, grass, fruit and flowers and smashed them down.
Ben 10,000, Bai Tza, Hannah Thunderbolt Paine, Eithne, Silvermist, Pirate Fairy, Gwen, Ben, Max, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, Major Dr. Ghastly, and Skarr vs Dumbbeltron, Infernotron, Burnertron, Slicertron, Laughing Ghosts, Two Bad, NES Varan the Unbelievable, NES Hedorah, and NES Gigan - Rude Dexter and Dee Dee have mouths as bad as toxic waste dumps and we're going to pummel them with all kinds of funny pranks
Dumbbelltron was next.
Dumbbelltron: (to Ben 10,000) Rude Dexter and Dee Dee have mouths as bad as toxic waste dumps. And we're going to pummel them with all kinds of funny pranks.
Ben 10,000: Boy we sure are and we're going to wash their mouths out with a dump truck full of soap.
Bai Tza: That will be so cool and funny.
Princess Luna: It sure will be cool.
Moondust: I agree there as well.
Snowdrop: I love good jokes and more.
Gari: Me too. They are funny.
Blackout: They sure are.
Dumbbelltron: Yeah they are all funny. Lets do it!
Ben 10,000 and Dumbbelltron flared up auras for all the Aliens planets and Atlas. Songs for Ben 10,000 and Dumbbelltron: Too Late For Love by Def Leppard and Read About It by Midnight Oil. Ben 10,000 and group fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed them down.
Style Queen, Yelan, Jordan Ramsey, Red Sonja, Phantom Lady, Lucy (Elfen Lied), Chloe Bourgeois, Marinette, Adrien, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Lois Griffin, and Eret (How to Train Your Dragon) vs Marionette Shadow, Soap Shadow, Bottle Shadow, Billiards Shadow, Two Face, Raging Raven, Mouse Shot Lion (Tex Avery), Mad Scotty (Ren & Stimpy), and Jinxer - This will be a battle of the funny as we fight rudeness with pranks
Marionette Shadow was next.
Marionette Shadow: (to Style Queen) This will be a battle of the funny as we fight rudeness with pranks. And you might want to include soap too.
Style Queen: Oh I intend to do so and this will be fun.
Yelan: Boy it sure will.
Princess Celestia: This will be so funny and awesome.
King Solar: I agree there and this will be a funny and cool one.
Solar Eclipsa: Yeah it sure will be cool.
Amber Morning: Yep it is gonna be therapeutic.
Spotlight: You got that right.
Marionette Shadow: Yeah I agree. Lets do it!
Style Queen and Marionette Shadow flared up Eden and Paris Auras. Songs for Style Queen and Marionette Shadow: All I Need is a Miracle by Mike + The Mechanics and She Don't Know by Bon Jovi. Style Queen and group fired waves of light and energy and smashed them down.
Time Force Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Kamen Rider Kuuga, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Univolt.
Univolt was next.
Univolt: Boy this has been one crazy adventure.
Nico: You're not shitting on that one.
May: Yeah no kidding.
Univolt: Boy I would be pissed at what happened today. Lets do it!
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Thrashers of Rude Dexter and Rude Dee Dee, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the silhouette of Dexter etched on the 7'5" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades and blessed by the powers of Heaven, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels.
Nico teleported back with them.
Time Force Rangers: TIME FOR TIME FORCE!
Eric: QUANTUM POWER!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! TIME FORCE!
They transformed and were ready for action!
Nico: Awesome! Lets get him!
Wes: VORTEX CANNON!
They formed the Vortex Cannon!
Nico: FIRE!
They fired waves of energy and elements and then fired the cannon and the blasts all hit Univolt and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
He was reduced to the size of an action figure.
Nico then put him in a pod.
Nico: Univolt you have failed this city.
Troy: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped!
Noah: You guys are going back where you came from!
Tsukasa: In Dexter and Dee Dee!
Kamen Ride: SPD Red!
Kamen Ride: SPD Blue!
Kamen Ride: SPD Green!
Kamen Ride: SPD Yellow!
Kamen Ride: SPD Pink!
Kamen Ride: SPD Omega!
Tsukasa turned into SPD Red and Daiki summoned clones of the SPD Team.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SPD!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the SPD Rangers.
Maria: And this! (TURNS DIAL) LUNA LOBO 6!
She summoned Yenaldooshi, Boss Wolf, Daisy the Chupacabra, Hungry Larry, Eight Ball and Buffalo Gals!
Nico: Oh yeah! Lets get them!
We went at them and blasted and smashed them all over the place!
Pinkie Pie, Izzy Moonbow, Grimlock and Razorclaw used the Earth and Animatron Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Grimlock's Sword, Razorclaw's Concussion Blasters and Pinkie and Izzy's powers 100-fold.
Izzy Moonbow and Grimlock: BLADES OF LAUGHING FIRE!
Pinkie Pie and Razorclaw: LAUGHING CONCUSSION BLASTS!
SAKURA HARUNO OF THE SLUG AND STEAM SMYTHE: GEARS OF EARTH BLAST!
Ino Yamanaka of The Flower and Hydrax: FLOWERS OF JUSTICE!
SAMUS ARAN OF METROID AND ICEAGE: METROID ICE BLAST!
Maximum Ride The Flight of The Angel and Pterodactyl Ghost: FLIGHT OF THE ANGEL BLAST!
SAKURA AVALON OF THE CLOW AND AMORA THE ENCHANTRESS: CLOW MAGIC BLAST!
Thetis of Umi III and Ice Demon: MAELSTROM WATER BLAST!
AX OF THE ANDELITES AND 10,000 VOLT GHOST: LIGHTNING ANDELITE BLAST!
Power Pack of the Stellar Force and Samon Shakekisutanchin: SALMON FURY BLAST!
TRISTAN TAYLOR OF THE CYBER UNDEAD AND SOLOMON GRUNDY: UNDEAD CYBER BLAST!
Princess What's-Her-Name of The Insectican Rebels and Bizarro: INSECTICON MEGA BLAST!
Pinkie Pie, Little Cheese, Cotton Candy, Cloudy Skies & Sugar Rush, EXA Theta, Tech-Gear, Spider-Strike, Dr. Ciel Ratchet, Omega, D.E.C.K., Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Limestone Pie, Cheese Sandwich, Three Stooges, Mr. & Mrs. Cake, Pumpkin Cake, Pound Cake, Alizarin Bubblegum, Somnambula, Silverstream the Hippogriff, Tech Skylanders and Chang Chengku: GEARS OF LAUGHTER!
They fired waves of magic and energy and elements!
Dexter, Dee Dee, Pinkie Pie, Lisa Loud, Nico and me: PRANK EMOTION RETRIBUTION BLAST!
We fired waves of energy and elements.
Lincoln: Time to bring the comedy! COMEDY INSULT STYLE: YO MAMA!
He insults Rude Dexter!
Lincoln Yo mama so Stupid she thought Call of Duty was a game about pooping! Yo mama so Strong she make bubbles out of Jolly Ranchers. Yo mama so Fat that the sorting hat sorted her to the house of Pancakes AKA IHOP. Yo mama so Ugly she's the reason why Waldo was hiding. Yo mama so Short in Fortnite she hides under The Storm. Yo mama so Stupid she got fired from the M&Ms factory for throwing out the Ws and she also tried to put in the alphabetical order. Yo mama so poor that the ducks throw bread at her. Yo mama so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven. Yo mama so rich she plays go fish with credit cards! Yo mama so Poor when she was asked what's for dinner, she took off her shoelaces and called it spaghetti.
He insults Rude Dee Dee
Lincoln: Yo mama so rich her tears are literally made of diamonds. Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car. Yo mama so strong her blood type is cement. Yo mama so hot that people use her as a spice. Yo mama so fat her blood type is a mixture of caramel, chocolate, peanut butter and jelly. Yo mama so hot her blood type is lava. Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 30 pounds of crack. Yo mama so stupid she stared at a carton of orange juice because it said concentrate. Yo mama so hairy she stars in Donkey Kong Games. Yo mama so fat her giant cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard. Yo mama so she thought Earthbending was about bending herself to the earth.
Toph: HAHAHAHAHA! She must be a complete idiot to try that to the other elements!
Lincoln: Yo mama so stupid she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Homer: HAAHAHAHAHAHA! What an idiot!
Lincoln: Yo mama so smart when Nappa what's her IQ vegeta said "it's over 9000!"
WE LAUGHED!
Nico: That us funny!
Chronoa: COMEDY INSULT STYLE: SHAMEFUL INSULT ROAST!
She insults Rude Dexter
Chronoa: You are the shortest mistake ever made by science. You are also the weakest carbon copy of the original Dexter. You are dull and ugly and wear secondhand clothing. You're without question a mistake of nature! You are a short bucket of walking vomit! And no one will miss you, you shortass midget!
She insults Rude Dee Dee
Chronoa: You are ugliest mistake made by nature and science! You're mother was an ugly hamster and your father smelt of durian! You are a weak carbon copy of ballerina. Even bulla would be a better ballerina in fact if she wanted to. She could do the ballet in front of you to prove how much of a failure you are, you ugly tall bitch!
Rude Dexter and Rude Dee Dee cried like babies.
Chronoa: Aw I made the wittle babies cry. Would the babies like their bottles?
WE LAUGHED!
Nezuko Kamado: COMEDY JACKASS STYLE: SKATEBOARD BOWLING!
She strapped the rude jerks onto skateboards and threw them at bowling pins!
BOWLING CRASH!
STEEEERIKE!
Mitsuri Kanroji: COMEDY BEE STYLE: HONEYED PRIVATES!
She stripped the rude jerks of their clothes and covered their privates with honey then threw them right a giant beehive!
Rude Jerks: AAAAAHHHH! BEES!
WE LAUGHED ALL OVER!
Shinobu Kocho: COMEDY GATOR STYLE: GATOR OUCHIES!
She stripped the rude jerks of their clothes leaving only their undergarments placed roasted chickens in their underwear made them cross a tightrope all the while gators chomping on their butts trying to the chicken.
WE LAUGHED MORE!
Roll Caskett: COMEDY TECH STYLE: DEMOLITON DERBY!
She placed the rude jerks in remote cars and they got thrashed all over.
Tamayo: Have a nice trip and do have a nice fall. COMEDY PUSH STYLE: HOLE PUSH!
She pushed the rude jerks right into a 200 ft. hole and they landed on their fronts first!
CRASH! OUCH!
Risky Boots: COMEDY BLAST STYLE: CHIMNEY SHOOT!
She shoved the rude jerks right into a chimney, filled the chimney with lots of explosive gas and threw a fireball at the chimney which sent the rude jerks flying right into a lake.
KRASPLASH!
Shahrah the Genie: COMEDY MOUSE TRAP STYLE: MOUSE TRAP OUCH!
She fired a massive barrage of snapping mouse traps.
SNAPPING ALL OVER!
Merlina the Wizard: COMEDY NIGHTMARE STYLE: ETERNAL NIGHTMARE OF TORMENT!
She made illusions of monsters of ghouls n ghosts series and the monsters from the dark souls series which made the rude jerks crap and pee their pants and they fainted.
R. Mika: COMEDY PAIN STYLE: HUMAN PRETZEL OUCH!
She turned the rude jerks into a human pretzel.
Juri Han: COMEDY SHELL STYLE: CLAM BITERS!
She threw clams which chomped on the rude jerks' butts which sent them flying right into a vat of biting clams!
Makoto Nanaya: COMEDY LOBSTER STYLE: LOBSTER PAIN!
She grabbed Rude Deedee and pushed her head into a tank of live lobsters which one of them gripped Rude Dee Dee's ears and chomped her mouth Rude Dee Dee: OW OW OW OW!
Rude Dexter: HA HA HA! You look like Santa Claus.
Makoto Nanaya: Really?
She grabbed the lobster and shoved it down Rude Dexter's pants and then the lobster chomped on Rude Dexter's crotch which made him scream like an opera singer!
WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY AT THAT ONE!
Bulla: Now Say You're Sorry! COMEDY OUCH STYLE: SLAP O PAIN!
She slapped the rude jerks all over!
SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP!
Bulla: Are you sorry yet?
Rude Dee Dee: I think I peed a little.
Julie Makimoto: COMEDY HAMMER STYLE: WHACK A RUDE JERK!
She whacked the rude jerks like a game of whack-a-mole.
Zola: COMEDY WEDGIE STYLE: WEDGIE PAIN!
She gave the rude jerks a wedgie all the way up to Pluto.
Jessica Kaios: COMEDY FIRE STYLE: RAGING HEAD FIRE!
She set the heads of the rude jerks on fire and then they jumped right into a pool of water then the fire left the rude jerks bald.
Mermista: COMEDY SOAP STYLE: WASHING BATH TIME!
She fired a whirlpool of cherry scented soap water at the rude jerks which made the looking nice and clean.
Ty Lee: COMEDY FINGER STYLE: TWO FINGER WHACK!
She whacked the rude jerks repeatedly with two fingers like Uncle (Jackie Chan Adventures) did.
Litchi Faye Ling: Comedy Nacho Style: NACHO CHEESE MAYHEM!
She fired a tsunami of hot nacho cheese at the rude jerks.
Sari Sumdac: COMEDY SHOCK STYLE: SINK SHOCK!
She placed the hands of the rude jerks on an electrified kitchen sink which shocked the rude jerks to the point showing their skeletons.
Ryuko Matoi: COMEDY TOILET STYLE: SWIRLY TOILET!
She shoved the heads of the rude jerks into toilets that were filled with pee and diarrhea!
Lincoln and his harem: COMEDY FINAL SMASH: MEGA COMEDY MAYHEM!
They covered the rude jerks in chocolate caramel and various candies and allowed kids to lick all over the rude jerks then they covered the rude jerks with various gravies which caused Ed to lick all over them. Then they dropped a giant sandbox right onto the rude jerks and then summoned a stampede of hippos.
Rude Jerks: Hippos?!
And then a stampede of rhinos.
Rude Jerks: Rhinos?!
And then tripped the rude jerks in a pile of elephant poop
Rude Dexter: Okay seriously who the fuck has an elephant here?!
N'Dugo: Bad jerks fall in poop classic of physical comedy now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh ready?
Everyone: Ready! (laughs hysterically)
And finally they finished by taking turns head bonking slapping and eye poking the rude jerks.
Lincoln fired gold spider silk webs and wrapped Rude Dexter and Rude Dee Dee in gold spider silk web cocoons, and then, he threw them into the portal that led to The Masters of Evil's HQ where Vypra was waiting and we had the rudeness of Dexter and Dee Dee restored, and Vypra was extremely pissed. But, Lincoln closed the portal leaving them to their doom.
Nico: Nice one, Lincoln, I really did not want to see what Vypra was going to do to them for what they did in knocking out Lord Drakkon. If they knocked out and hurt Dark Spicer, then it was really going to get ugly, but awesome job, gang, we took down those two rude foul-mouthed hooligans.
Lincoln: Now, there's only one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: our old enemy, the evil Chronian, Eon.
?: TENNYSON! TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM! I WILL KILL YOU ALL!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier infused with absorption energy that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of purple time energy that came out of nowhere and they hit the barrier, but the purple time energy volley was absorbed into us and we became even stronger than ever.
Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking that scent from anywhere, come on out right now, Eon, or be forced out!
A figure came out, and it was none other than our old enemy, the evil Chronian, Eon, and he was absolutely out for blood.
Eon: You good-for-nothing heroes, why can't any of you just fucking die?!
Lincoln: We told you this before, we can't die, we're immortal and invincible. Plus, don't think that we haven't forgotten your stunt in wiping our memories of the warning of The Digimon Emperor's return years ago, you wanted to see us destroyed during The 20 Days of Darkness with that stunt of yours, but you failed. In the end, we crawled out of the darkness stronger than ever, and what did you get? Nothing but the failure of your plot.
Eon: SILENCE, YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHING INSECT!
Eon fired another purple time ray at the barrier, but the absorption energy absorbed the time ray.
Rachel Shindo: You really don't know when to fucking quit, do you, Eon. Well, you leave us with no other choice but to end you.
Suddenly, Rachel Shindo's blue eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by a dark blue energy aura with stars, ice, swords, books, lions, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her Lion Senki-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Eon, she left dark blue energy, stars, ice, swords, books, lions, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Rachel Shindo: You really really make me sick to no fucking end, Eon, all you are is nothing more than a wrathful god wannabe who's tried to rule all of the timelines and enslave every version of Ben Tennyson, and you resorted to every sort of means to get what you want, and when you decide that if you can't rule the cosmos, you want nothing more than to destroy it. You really are the lowest of the low, and for that along with kickstarting The 20 Days of Darkness, you will die a very painful and very gruesome death for every last one of your crimes.
Suddenly, Rachel Shindo was surrounded by a massive vortex of dark blue energy with stars, ice, swords, and books surrounding the vortex, there are lions, phoenixes, and angels running and flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix with the logo of Kamen Rider Blades on its chest and red eyes glaring at Eon: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Rachel Shindo emerged, but she was changed forever.
Rachel Shindo grew from 7'0" to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large dark blue orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has blue highlights in the bangs of her long dark blue hair and large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blue eyes and a dark blue energy aura with stars, ice, swords, books, lions, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has on her tiara with Kamen Rider Blades logo on her head and a blue lion emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with blue iris, she has on lion earrings with blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Ice, and Eternity Kanjis in its paws, she also a lion with blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Ice, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the second pendant on the bottom of her blue lion-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with dark blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and dark blue gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Rachel Shindo has on a sleeveless dark blue open blouse, sleeveless blue crop top, blue skirt, black pants, blue legwarmers, black knee-high high-heeled boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, ice, swords, books, lions, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a lion surrounded by ice and on top is the Kamen Rider Blades logo. Suddenly, Rachel Shindo felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive blue angel wings with dark blue tips on the blue feathers grew and sprouted out from her back, and she also now has eleven massive and long dark blue wolf tails with blue tips and blue markings, Rachel Shindo has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large dark blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Rachel Shindo's Lion Senki-themed greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of dark blue energy, stars, ice, swords, books, lions, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Rachel Shindo's Marine Blue Arctic Ice Lion Senki Kamen Rider Blades Greatsword of Marine Blue Arctic Ice Lion Senki Kamen Rider Blades Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded blue gems and the logo of Kamen Rider Blades etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged dark blue blade, dark blue lion heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and large dark blue gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large dark blue lion heads with blue gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large blue lion heads is a blue lion head with blue gems for eyes and a blue gem in its mouth for the pommel, Rachel Shindo has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with dark blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold lion's head with blue gems for eyes and large dark blue gem for the belt buckle on her waist, Lion Senki Wonder Ride Book, Suiseiken Nagare, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a dark blue kanji below the lion that said, "Rachel Shindo, Embodiment of Kamen Blades, Loving Sister of Rintaro Shindo Also Known As Kamen Rider Blades, Master of The Powers of Ice, Wielder of Lion Senki Wonder Ride Book, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Archenemy of La Balva De, Destroyer of Eon, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Ice, Lions, Phoenixes, and Angels"
レイチェル・シンドウ、仮面ブレイドの化身、仮面ライダーブレイドとしても知られる進藤凛太郎の愛する妹、氷の力のマスター、ライオン戦記ワンダーライドブックの使い手、愛する守護天使であり、ラ・バルバ・デの大敵であるリンカーン・ラウドの未来の妻。 、イーオンの破壊者、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力の達人、そしてエレメント、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者であり殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして氷、ライオン、フェニックス、天使のマスター
Suddenly, Rachel Shindo's immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!
Rachel Shindo has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-KAMEN RIDER BLADES-LION-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE KAMEN RIDER BLADES BLUE ARCTIC ICESTORM LION SENKI PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE KAMEN RIDER BLADES BLUE ARCTIC ICESTORM LION SENKI PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE KAMEN RIDER BLADES BLUE ARCTIC ICESTORM LION SENKI PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were really amazed by Rachel Shindo's Super Angel-Kamen Rider Blades-Lion-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Eon saw it, he went mad with rage.
Eon: I WILL AGE YOU UNTIL YOU ARE NOTHING BUT DUST!
Eon fired time energy at her to age her until she's dust, but Lincoln deflected the blast and it hit Eon hard, and that allowed Rachel Shindo to fire a massive and powerful barrage of dark blue energy, stars, ice, swords, books, lions, phoenixes, and angels, which hit Eon and he was knocked down, he got back up, but now, he was angrier than ever.
Rintaro: (GASPS) Oh, no way, did Rachel just...?!
Nico: She did, Rintaro, she did.
Lincoln: Yep, Rachel Shindo's transformed into her Super Angel-Kamen Rider Blades-Lion-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and now, you're going to get it big time, Eon.
Rachel Shindo: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Marine Blue Icestorm Kamen Rider Blades Lion Senki Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Marine Blue Icestorm Kamen Rider Blades Lion Senki Phoenix Angel Love) Let's make him pay for what he's done, Linky.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Rachel Shindo.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) This has been a long time coming, Eon, and now, we'll finish what was started three years ago and you're going to pay for every last one of your crimes along with what you did in kickstarting The 20 Days of Darkness.
Rachel Shindo and Lincoln went after Eon who continued firing blasts of purple time energy at them, but Lincoln kept deflecting them right back at Eon and they hit him hard, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, dark blue energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Eon and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his gold claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Rachel Shindo also attack him with some powerful punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they smashed him all over with their immense and extremely powerful superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really really driving Eon even madder than ever!
Eon: YOU! YOU! I WILL KILL YOU EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU AND I WILL DESTROY THE COSMOS!
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) This is why you were considered one of the most dangerous and volatile of Ben's enemies. You have no compassion nor sympathy for anyone and you also have a complete disregard for life, your misuse of your power led to your race being wiped out of existence, and this is the reason why you must pay the price for your crimes against humanity and Earth.
Eon roared with anger and rage and flew right at Lincoln with a sword of energy he created as they clashed ferociously, but Lincoln not only disarmed Eon, but he also slashed off his mask and left a nasty scar on his face.
Eon: No, no, no! This is impossible!
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You made a mistake underestimating any of us, we're not the same as we were when we dealt with you years ago, now it's time for you to die.
Then, Lincoln stabbed Eon in the chest with his massive greatsword, and as the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged golden blade began glowing with red energy, Lincoln began sucking out and absorbing Eon's Chronokinesis, Teleportation, Ergokinesis, and Time Travel and made them his own, but he didn't stop there, then, Lincoln's massive greatsword began devouring Eon's blood and also sucked out his lifeforce, and when Lincoln, and as he removed his greatsword from Eon's chest, he was reduced to being nothing more than a dried up corpse. Then, Eon's drained spirit appeared in Lincoln's large left hand, and then, Lincoln opened up a portal to The River of Fire.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Enjoy eternity in The River of Fire.
Lincoln fired a rainbow energy blast which hits Eon's spirit and he was then flung into The River of Fire and once he was inside, he was bound with energy chains to a pillar for eternal suffering and the portal closed and Eon was left screaming with rage and insanity. We cheered wildly for what Rachel Shindo and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down and Rachel Shindo's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long dark blue wolf tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, and massive blue angel wings are permanent.
Rachel Shindo: Burn in The River of Fire forever, you son of a bitch. Thank you for helping me get rid of Eon forever, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Rachel.
Suddenly, Rachel Shindo wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Rachel Shindo's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and The Lion Senki flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and ice behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Rachel Shindo sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and ice and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Nico: Oh man, now that's really I call one awesome and epic fight! Plus, you really really pissed Eon off big time, Lincoln. I was surprised he hadn't had a villainous breakdown.
Lincoln: No surprise though, since the only one that he'd be pissed off at is Ben. But, he crossed us years ago, and what he did that kickstarted The 20 Days of Darkness, that gave us enough reason to make him suffer.
Me: You said it. So, Lincoln, who's the next Prime Gene-Slammer we're meeting tomorrow?
Lincoln: The next one is the Gene-Slammer for Alchemist Prime.
Elise Dragonball: Awesome, and there's one girl we know who'd be Gene-Slammed into Alchemist Prime: Asuka Tsuitenai, Gene-Slammer of Alchemist Prime, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in Gym, and she's also the embodiment of Tottemo! Luckyman as well as the twin sister of Yōichi Tsuitenai A.K.A. Luckyman. She's also called The Karma Mistress because those who dared to harm those Asuka loves will always suffer the most extreme karmic punishment especially Killjoy Huggins. In fact, when Killjoy Huggins tried to hurt Lincoln while Asuka was with Lincoln, Killjoy Huggins suddenly suffered the most extreme case of diarrhea so bad that he crapped all over his own office with Superintendent Chen in the office at the time, and as a result, he was suspended for a year. To show his thanks for protecting him, Lincoln kissed Asuka on the lips, and she hates Killjoy Huggins with a blazing passion.
Nico: Whoa, so Killjoy Huggins really suffered from that extreme karmic punishment when he tried to hurt Lincoln while she was with him?!
Me: Yep.
Lincoln: I still remembered that day all too well, the janitor had to clean up the whole office from top to bottom, and Superintendent Chen made Killjoy Huggins suffer through Hell with that year-long suspension.
Nico: Damn.
Girl Jordan: That's why she's known as The Karma Mistress, any who dare to hurt those she loves will suffer extreme karmic punishment in some of the most humiliating ways imaginable. (SHUDDERS) I can't forget about the other extreme karmic punishments she made Chandler, Flip, and all of Linky's other enemies suffer through.
Nico: Just like what happened to Killjoy Huggins, I can bet they were so humiliating and so horrible for them, it left them badly humiliated.
Lincoln: In more ways than one, and this is one girl whose bad side you do not want to get on.
Selene Emperyous: Same with all of Lincoln's Guardian Angels, you get on our bad sides, and you'll find yourself on a one-way train ride to Hell.
Eli: That's one train ride no one wants to get on, not unless they want to risk losing their lives.
Lori: Literally, and that also included me, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan since we literally put Lincoln through Hell, but on an even more extreme level.
Luan: And we wound up getting put through Hell with his Guardian Angels in more ways than one.
Lynn: From the extreme butt-kicking and thrashings to extreme humiliations by them, it was a total nightmare.
Lola: Big time.
Lisa Loud: I still have nightmares from their last humiliations and thrashings from years ago.
Chillyfish: Dexter, are you and Dee Dee whole again?
Dexter: Rest assured, we are back to normal.
Whirlin: That's good.
Manta Bayarsh: Just the way we like it.
Dumbelltron: Now to check up on the old lady.
Marionette Shadow: And the other victims.
Old Lady: No need we're okay and we saw the whole battle.
Kid: Yeah that was awesome! Thank goodness you're back to normal Dexter.
Dexter: Thank you.
Lola: Boy that was crazy!
Me: Like we said when we had a friendship problem with the Kirins, Rudeness is part of you as Anger is and without anger or rudeness it only makes you half of who you are.
Autumn Blaze: I remember that lesson and it was awesome.
Me: Yes it was.
Nico: That it too true. But great job today everyone.
Dexter: (to the viewers) I learned a huge lesson today and that is that rudeness is part of everyone and even though this was an accident, one must be careful with rudeness.
Me: That is for sure.
We went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another chapter done.
This chapter was based on the Dexter's Lab episode Rude Removak and it was crazy. It aired on February 21, 1998.
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For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Cheshire, Gypsy Moth, Universe 666 Calibur, Baraka, Hobgoblin and Goludora as well as Casey Rhodes, Lena Isis, Ryo, Zayto, Juru And AkaRed and to the castle of the Queen of Hearts in the world of Alice In Wonderland and we're going to battle TWISTED ALICE! And Sarada Uchiha, Himawari Uzumaki, Margaret Stockington, Yoko Litner, Marble Pie and Megan Williams are going to transform against her and we're going to return Twisted Alice to normal. Also we're going to battle Another Horst Bagge, Basil, Hustler Banana, Universe 666 La Magra Deacon Frost, Facilier's friends, Sewer Monster (SpongeBob), Goat (CTCD), Gypsy Moth and Cheshire. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Flash Man and her name is Flora Flash and she is a fast and bright one.
For tomorrow, the match-up scene is for Kenzie Fukiyama, Embodiment of Kamen Rider Espada, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Imix, The Prince of Evil Fire Creatures, the evil archomental of fire, a minion of the Elder Elemental Eye, and a major antagonist of Dungeons & Dragons franchise.
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Slovakia, and we're going to destroy Rain, Motaro, Sektor, Shinnok, Kronika, and Kollector once again and seal them into The Book of Vile Darkness once more with a stronger seal and with Lincoln's Whispering Wraith's Vengeance Curse, which will kill them when we truly face them in the future. And we're going to meet the next Prime Gene-Slammer and Anime Embodiment, her name is Asuka Tsuitenai, Gene-Slammer of Alchemist Prime, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in Gym, and she's also the embodiment of Tottemo! Luckyman as well as the twin sister of Yōichi Tsuitenai A.K.A. Luckyman. She's also called The Karma Mistress because those who dared to harm those Asuka loves will always suffer the most extreme karmic punishment especially Killjoy Huggins. In fact, when Killjoy Huggins tried to hurt Lincoln while Asuka was with Lincoln, Killjoy Huggins suddenly suffered the most extreme case of diarrhea so bad that he crapped all over his own office with Superintendent Chen in the office at the time, and as a result, he was suspended for a year. To show his thanks for protecting him, Lincoln kissed Asuka on the lips, and she hates Killjoy Huggins with a blazing passion.
The next chapter is going too be Non-Combat as we see Dexter have problems keeping clean and we're going to see that a satellite is watching him and keeping him clean. Until something goes wrong and we fix it.
See you next time
