This chapter is for the 2nd Anniversary of the Fall of Xehanort as well as facing the villain Meat Sweats from Rise of the TMNT


The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was flying through the endless voids of space.

Nico: Captain's Log, Stardate 9088.2: The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix is en route to a mysterious planet located in the Cigar Galaxy and we think it might be a crystal planet. Our mission there is for an amazing and great treasure hunt. Making this the first Interstellar Treasure Hunt we have had.

Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Marinette and friends, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, The Ronin Warriors, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Cavalier, Yost Korvac, Professor Brainstorm, Evil Ring Man, Gulia and Dorobozu as well as Luke Loud, Wendy Darling, Jane (Peter Pan 2), Peter Pan, Tinkerbell And Sprite of Spring (Fantasia 2000) were ready for this.

Nico: Boy this is gonna be an awesome treasure hunt. I can't wait to see what's there.

Arrietty: Me too. This will be fun.

Lola: Yeah it sure will.

Rarity: I have a feeling this planet is going to be amazing darlings.

Camie: I do too Rarity.

Luke Loud: Boy this is gonna be so awesome dudes.

Luna Loud: You got that right dude.

Nico: Luke, I want to thank you, Cavalier, and your teams for coming.

Luke Loud: No problem Nico. This is gonna be so fun.

Wendy Darling: I'm really looking forward to this though.

Camie: We all are Wendy.

Nico: Sorry that your dad's such a douche, Wendy.

Wendy Darling: It's all right Nico. But I'm glad you all saved us back then.

Brittney: We are too.

Peter Pan: That was still fun for you all to come and help us back then.

Applejack: Boy howdy it sure was.

Me: That was a bloody battle too. And Applejack really had an amazing swordfight with Hook back then.

Applejack: (Laughs) I sure did and it was great.

Nico: That was fun.

Wendy Darling: And I'm glad we live with you guys and in Neverland with our mother.

Jane: That is for sure and it's great.

Tinkerbell: We're glad too.

Me: Thank goodness. And it's forever Hook Free.

Nico: And Tick Tock's a good pet.

Wendy Darling: He sure is. And we can feed him good bad guys.

Lola: (LAUGHS) Yeah as long as we cover them in food.

Nico: Yep. Food he likes.

Xenia: Yeah that is for sure.

Applejack: (LAIUGHS) That is too true.

Laney: Yeah.

May: Man that mission we had yesterday was a crazy one.

Me: No kidding! Park Avenue was a jerk!

Maria: He completely vandalized the park!

Me: And said some horrible things about not just Benson, Mordecai and Rigby but US TOO!

May: He called me a Fatass Whore! (GROWLS) I should have snapped his neck he he had one!

Manaphy: YEAH! NO ONE TALKS THAT WAY ABOUT MAMA!

Nico: He didn't have a neck May. He was a walking spray paint can.

Zocks: The worst part is that we had to clean his mess!

Nico: Yeah no kidding!

Chloe: I thought it was fun.

Lola: Yeah I did too.

Me: Same here. But at least we gave that jerk what for.

Cavalier: Indeed you all did. And I must say he had it coming.

Kaito: At least we kept his graffiti cans.

Me: Maybe we can use them to our advantage and paint graffiti on gangs hideouts to turn NUMEROUS Gangs against each other and flush them out for us to bust them.

Nico: Not a bad idea.

Camie: I like it.

Varie: That works perfectly.

Nico: Yeah.

Lisa Loud: We have arrived at our destination.

Nico: On screen.

We saw that we were at a rainbow color planet and it looked like a flower planet from space.

Maria: We're here

Nico: Looks like a flower planet from up here.

Laney: Scans show that it's safe to land on.

Nico: Okay lets go.

We got to landing and we got out and saw that it was a RAINBOW CRYSTAL AND JEWEL PLANET! It had lots of crystals and jewels of every color of the rainbow and it was beautiful!

Me: Oh wow!

Rarity: Oh look at all these beautiful bedazzling gems! They are so beautiful!

I looked at a red jewel and it was flawless.

Me: (Whistles) Sparkling and beautiful!

Juran: Explain how we're supposed to eat any of this!

Nico: Juran this is a Jewel planet. We can't eat jewels but we can get more than enough jewels for Rarity's fashions.

Juran: You're right on that.

Nicole: Also we're here for a treasure hunt.

Nico: Yep. What's the quarry?

Nicole: It's a map to the Sword of The Rainbow Diamond Gem-Knights.

Lola: COOL!

Nico: The Gem-Knights of Duel Monsters.

Nicole: Yep. Legends say that the Rainbow Diamond Sword of Master Diamond is so powerful that is can control all the gems on the rainbow spectrum.

Nico: That is cool.

Eli: Yeah!

Nico: What's the story of the Gem-Knights?

Nicole: Well it's like this. A group of warriors endowed with the power of minerals, the "Gem-Knights" value honor above all else and disapprove of battle for the sake of battle. At the provocation of the barbaric "Laval", however, they are forced to take up arms and protect the clans from their wanton destruction. However, the "Steelswarm" begin to invade the surface land, intending to take over. The Gem-Knights join up with the other clans in a temporary union spearheaded by the "Vylons". Along the way, they obtain new powers with which to resist the "Steelswarm". Although the "Steelswarm" are quickly dispatched, conflict is far from over. The "Vylons" decide to exterminate the clans in order to prevent future wars. The clans once more band together in order to halt the "Vylon", but it is the collaboration between the "Gem-Knights" and "Gishki" to whom credit for their eventual victory goes: "Gem-Knight Pearl" is the downfall of the "Vylon". After the "Vylons" are driven back, the alliances between clans once again dissolve. The "Gishki" immediately resume their invasion of "Mist Valley", which had been their main objective pre-"Steelswarm". In order to obtain resources from the Valley, the "Gishki" enact a genocide on the "Gusto". The Gem-Knights intervene to rescue the remaining "Gusto". When the "lswarm" virus begins to spread across the Duel Terminal world, the Gem-Knights join the "Gusto" in a prayer for the "Constellar," a legendary band of divine warriors, to aid them. The "Constellar" may not be strong enough to resist the "lswarm" army alone, as the "Gishki" clan falls to the virus. Knowing this, the "Gem-Knights" fuse into the most powerful Gem-Knight.

Nico: Wow!

Qin: This is gonna be awesome.

Nico: Yep.

May: Let's get going then

Nicole: This map will show us where to go. Lets go.

We followed Nicole and trekked through a jewel forest. Rarity was picking up all kinds of jewels and loading them into a big mine cart pulled by Lincoln and Linka.

Rarity: Thank you for helping me with all this Lincoln and you too Linka darlings.

Lincoln: It's our pleasure Rares.

Linka: Anything to help one of my future sisters in law.

Rarity: I'm so happy for this.

Nico: We'll have lots of jewels after this

Me: I've been helping Rarity come up with TONS of new fashion ideas over the last couple of days and you wouldn't believe how many notebooks I filled up for her.

Leni: And they are totes some of the most beautiful fashion designs ever.

Nico: Really?

Me: Yep. I made new lines for her.

I pulled out a notebook and showed some of them to Nico and everyone.

Me: Dresses of The Solar System, The Elemental Forces of Fashions, The Elegance of the Periodic Table, Fashions of The Sun, Fashions of the Moon, Fashions of the Solar Eclipse, Fashions of the Lunar Eclipse, and so much more.

Nico: Whoa those are beautiful!

Me: Yep.

Rarity: And these jewels will be perfect for them too.

Nico: That is awesome.

Me: It sure is.

Vroon: Are we getting close?

Nicole: The map says it's in that clearing right there.

We got into a huge clearing and it was covered in a magnificent array of jewels and diamonds of each color.

Nico: WOW!

Eli: Beautiful!

Me: Look!

We saw in a crystal stone, THE SWORD OF THE RAINBOW DIAMOND GEM-KNIGHTS!

Nico: There it is!

Nicole: Wow it's magnificent.

Gaon: Who calls dibs on this?

Nico: Well who among us doesn't have a sword and who loves jewels?

We got to thinking.

(JEOPARDY THINK THEME PLAYS)

We got to thinking.

Magine: Have we come to a decision yet?

Me: Hmm. I know! Sena Hayami!

Rarity: Why the green Kiramager! That's a brilliant idea darling.

Sena Hayami: Me? Do you think I would be capable of it?

Nico: Sure Sena. You are strong and fast and you are a master of jewels for the Kiramagers.

Sena Hayami: That is true. Okay then.

Nico: Let's call the rest of the Kiramagers.

Me: Okay.

We did so.

They came.

Juru: Sena getting that sword is a brilliant idea.

They agreed.

Rarity: Go for it, darling.

Sena went up to the sword and then grabbed the hilt and pulled and then she then succeeded in pulling it out and then it glowed! She underwent a powerful transformation!

(ESCAFLOWNE (FOX KIDS VERSION) EXTENDED PLAYS)

She was enveloped in a vortex of green fire and rainbow jewels and grew green crystal angel wings and she had a massive and powerful energy increase! When she emerged she was forever changed! She had the kanji for Sena Hayami - Green Kiramager, Destroyer of the Shadow Empire, Yodonheim, and Master of The Jewels of The Rainbow on her back.

速水瀬奈 - グリーンキラメイジャー、影の帝国の破壊者、ヨドンヘイム、そして虹の宝石のマスター

Nico: Wow! Sena how do you feel?

Sena Hayami: I feel incredible!

Xenia: Cool!

Rarity: You most certainly have earned that sword there darling.

Nico: I agree too.

Juru: Same with me.

2099 Spiderman: (Senses something) Uh oh! Girl Jordan look out!

Suddenly a dodgeball came out of nowhere flying towards Girl Jordan. Nico pushed her out of the way and it hit him instead, knocking him out!

KRABLANG!

It hit him square in his face and knocked out most of his teeth!

We saw it!

Me: HOLY SHIT! That was fast!

Lola: WHOA!

Nico: (Dazed and stupid talk) Anyone get the number of that truck that hit me?

Me: Where did that come from?

Eli: I think from her!

We saw a girl with pitch black angel wings and had the same hair style as Girl Jordan but with pitch black hair and piercing red eyes and she had black athlete clothes on! She also had a red glowing flaming dodgeball in her hand.

WE GASPED!

Me: Who in the 9 Fucking Levels of Hell are you!?

She landed in front of us.

Darkball Queen: I think it's obvious. I am Girl Jordan's Akuma Form. But you can call me Darkball Queen.

WE GASPED AGAIN!

Girl Jordan: You're my Akumatized form!?

Darkball Queen: That is right.

I pulled out my sketchbook and showed the hypothetical Akuma form of Girl Jordan.

Me: Exactly like how I drew her.

Nico: How the Hell were you created?!

Darkball Queen: Quite simple really. It was because Girl Jordan was jealous of Becky.

Me: Becky Blickensderfer? The unibrow terror of Great Lakes City?

Darkball Queen: The very same. I was made to show that I can be 100 times more dangerous than she is.

Girl Jordan: I'm not surprised. Being made from me you and I both have one thing we're all really good at and that is dodgeball. But you are 100,000 times deadlier than she is.

Darkball Queen: That is true.

Back on Earth, Becky was sitting in her cell when she felt a disturbance in the Dodgeball Force and sensed that there was someone MORE POWERFUL AND DANGEROUS THAN HER! SHE ROARED FEROCIOUSLY!

Nico: And what the fuck do you want now?

Darkball Queen: To destroy Becky and then fight you guys.

Me: I think part one of that can be arranged.

Nico: You fucking knocked me down!

Darkball Queen: That was intended for Girl Jordan. But I'm impressed you moved so fast.

Me: But lets give you your target. Be right back.

I teleported back to Earth and borrowed Becky and I came back with a big cage and it was shaking.

Nico: What's in the cage?

Me: You're going to see now. Stand back guys.

I put it down and opened it and then like a ravenous jackal, exploded out BECKY!

Darkball Queen: Ah there's my prey. Time to start praying little girl!

Nico: Better you than me, bitch!

She threw dodgeballs and bashed down Becky all over.

Becky (Casagrandes): WHAT THE?! WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME WHEN YOU SHOULD BE KILLING THEM?! THEY MADE FOOLS OUT OF ME!

Eli: Normally, that would've been the case, but Hawk Moth created her for the reason of taking you down for good.

Marinette: Exactly, so say goodbye to your teeth, you little pest.

Darkball Queen: Eat dodgeball, you unibrow little bitch!

Darkball Queen fired a massive barrage of dodgeballs that transformed into bombs and they hit that unibrow pest and knocked her down, but she wasn't out, in fact, she was really angry now!

Becky growled.

Becky: I'm going to…

KRABLANG!

A dodgeball smashed her in her face with devastating force and Becky was being BRUTALLY PULVERIZED ALL OVER!

BLAM SMASH WHAM BASH KROW BAM THWACK POW!

She was getting pulverized all over the place with extreme savagery!

Becky tried to dodge but the balls were just far too fast for her to do so!

The balls were spiked balls, bombs, even LAVA BOMBS!

KRABOOOM KRABBBBOOOOOMM KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOMMMM!

Me: WHOA MAN!

Nico: OH THE INHUMANITY!

Maria: That's what she gets!

Girl Jordan: You got that right! Both me and Darkball Queen can put her in her place!

They bashed her all over the place with intense savagery!

Nico: YEAH!

Anna Anyanova: Take that you unibrowed monster!


French Narrator: (French Accent) One extremely torturous beating later…


Lincoln: I've had it up to hear with you, you little pest!

Lincoln unholstered his massive unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and raised it into the air.

Lincoln: Light Burns with love Defending Michigan's Pride, Enemies of Michigan Beware because On the Ride Comes the Defenders of of Honor, Love, Truth, Justice, Freedom and Power! THE MICHIGAN KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE SHALL MAKE OUR ENEMIES COWER!

All of the colorful gems embedded in the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged golden blade of Lincoln's massive greatsword glowed, and as light shined down from the Heavens, The Michigan Knights of The Round Table descended.

Melanie Artorgius: We got your call, Linky. (Sees Becky Blickensderfer) I never thought we'd have to deal with you again, you little pest! You're just an absolute glutton for punishment who enjoys hurting and torturing all who get in your way because you're nothing but a wild animal, and as such, we're putting you down!

The Knights of The Michigan Table fired white energy balls which hit Becky Blickensderfer and trapped her inside an indestructible white crystal prison and beamed her straight to The Charon Reform Prison and since she refused to be rehabilitated, she was also turned into a gold statue forever never to be free again.

Girl Jordan: WHEW!

Darkball Queen: Well I had my fun.

Girl Jordan: Me too.

Darkball Queen: I'm really impressed you were able to dish out the same kind of punishment as me.

Girl Jordan: You are my Akuma after all but I'm glad you and I are even. Too bad we have to fight like this.

Darkball Queen: I know.

I picked up Becky and teleported her back to prison.

Me: Now it's time for action! KIBAL LETS HOWL!

(THE WOLF AND THE MOON BY BRUNUHVILLE PLAYS)

I turned into Wolf Moon 🌙!

Me: (HOWLS)

Nico: Oh yeah!

May: You're gonna get it for hitting Nico like that!

Darkball Queen: Come and get me then!

She threw a ball and May kicked it back and it smashed Darkball Queen in her face.

Me: (ECHOING) WOLF MOON FLAME HOWL! 狼炎怒鳴り声

I swung my scythe and spun and fired a massive and powerful torrent of blue fire and hit Darkball Queen as she got up and exploded with incredible power!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

Ryo: (ECHOING) FLARE UP NOW! 双炎斬

He had his swords glow and he swung them and fired a massive wall of white hot fire!

Kento: (ECHOING) IRON ROCK CRUSHER! 岩鉄砕

He swung his spear and smashed the ground and sent a massive wave of rocks.

Sage: (ECHOING) THUNDERBOLT CUT! 雷光斬

He fired a massive shower of lightning and light from his sword.

Cye: (ECHOING) SUPER WAVE SMASHER! 超流破

He fired a massive wave of water and energy!

Rowen: (ECHOING) ARROW SHOCKWAVE! 真空波

He fired a massive energy blast arrow of Wind!

Anubis: (ECHOING) QUAKE WITH FEAR! 紅雷閃

He fired a massive blast of red lightning that split and formed into numerous chains!

Cale: (ECHOING) BLACK LIGHTNING SLASH! 暗黒跳飛斬り

He fired a massive blast of black lightning and lasers!

Dais: (ECHOING) WEB OF DECEPTION! 投蜘網!

He fired his Kamas and they formed into deadly webs of illusion!

Sekhmet: (ECHOING) SNAKE FANG STRIKE! 蛇牙剣・六節大蛇

He formed his swords into a whip and lashed at Darkball Queen!

Lady Kayura: (ECHOING) STAR STORM SCREAM! 嵐星斬

She fired a massive shower of purple lightning from the sky!

The blasts all hit Dark Cupid and exploded with incredible power!

EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND INCREDIBLY POWERFUL FIERY EXPLOSION!

The explosion was incredibly powerful and devastating!

Me: Time to dish out some real pain! (ECHOING) RAGE OF INFERNO! 超弾動閃煌斬

I swung my sword and fired a massive and incredibly powerful vortex of searing fire and light!

The vortex hit Darkball Queen and exploded with incredible power!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

Nico: (gets out Dodgeball Wizard's Ridewatch) Let's fight dodgeballs with dodgeballs!

Nico activated the ridewatch and fired a massive barrage of dodgeballs!

Girl Jordan: And top this!

She fired a massive blast of dodgeballs and blasted Darkball Queen and bashed her down!

Me: OH YEAH!

Qin: Take that!

Darkball Queen: Now, that was fun. Now, we can get started.

Sakura Avalon: But, be warned, we're quick on our feet when it comes to dodging dodgeballs.

Suddenly, the colored eyes of Sakura Avalon, Eclair, Miku Hatsune, Venus Chan and Earth Chan turn neon, and they were surrounded by colored energy auras with stars, elemental forces, animals, mythical animals, and angels, they unholstered their greatswords and as they approached Darkball Queen, they left colored energy, stars, elemental forces, animals, mythical animals, and angels with every step.

Earth: Even if you do look like Girl Jordan, there's no way we're showing mercy to you, you better be ready for the beating of your life.

Suddenly, Sakura Avalon, Eclair, Miku Hatsune, Venus Chan and Earth Chan were surrounded by five massive vortexes of colored energy with stars and elemental forces surrounding the vortex, there are animals, mythical animals, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortexes are colored phoenixes with red eyes glaring at Darkball Queen. Then, as the vortexes fade, Sakura Avalon, Eclair, Miku Hatsune, Venus Chan and Earth Chan emerged, but they were changed forever.

Sakura Avalon grew from 6'5" to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large pink orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she had pink highlights on the bangs of her short brown hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon brown eyes and a white and pink energy aura with stars, elemental forces, mythological creatures, and angels surrounding her, she has the Sun with elemental forces surrounding it in a circle emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with brown iris, she has on angel earrings with pink gems for eyes and holding the Light, Element, and Eternity Kanjis in her hands, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with pink gems on the gold sun links and pink crystal links and pink angel-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is an angel with pink gems for the eyes and holding the Light, Element, and Eternity Kanjis in her hands for the pendant and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck she has on a sleeveless white dress with a gold phoenix and elemental forces on it, white bridal gloves, white pants, white high heels, and a long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, elemental forces, and mythological animals on the coattails, and on the back is an angel with elemental forces and all The Clow Cards surrounding it in a circle. Suddenly, Sakura Avalon felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive white angel wings with gold tips on the large white feathers grew much bigger for her new body, Sakura Avalon has on a Ring of The Phoenix with pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and her Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded on her left hand.

Suddenly, Sakura Avalon's Rohini's Star Sword of Elemental Justice and Clow Card Angels and all of the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of white and pink energy, stars, elemental forces, mythological animals, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Sakura Avalon's Clow Card Rohini's Star Staff of Elemental Mythological Animal Justice and Clow Card Angel Divine Light, it's a brand-new staff measuring 8'5" in length with a massive pink globe mounted on top of four large white porcelain dove heads with pink gems for eyes and long curved sickle-shaped beaks and gold ring surrounding a large pink gem and white dragon coiled around one end of the long midnight black shaft and pink gem mounted on top of four smaller white porcelain dove heads with pink gems for eyes below a large gold ring and below the ring is a large gold crescent weight with red gem on it for the pommel, Sakura Avalon has on her new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with pink gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left gold bracer, gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold dove head with pink gems for eyes and large pink gem in its beak for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony and Sakura Clear Card Book on her left hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her right hip. There's a pink kanji right below the angel that said, "Sakura Avalon, Master of The Clow Cards, Emissary and Champion of Rohini, Loving Girlfriend of Li Syaoron, Loving Friend of Many, Loving Daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Avalon, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Archenemy of Amora the Enchantress, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Elemental Forces, Magic, The Clow Cards, and Angels"

サクラ・アヴァロン、クロウカードのマスター、ローヒニの使者にしてチャンピオン、リー・シャオロンの愛するガールフレンド、多くの愛する友人、アヴァロン夫妻の愛する娘、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、エンチャントレス・アモラの大敵、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情と要素の力のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲイツ、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者にして殺戮者邪悪で、錯乱し、殺人的で、冷酷で、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そしてエレメンタルフォース、マジック、クロウカード、天使の達人

Sakura Avalon has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-CLOW CARD ANGEL-PHOENIX HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA ELEMENTAL MYTHOLOGICAL ROHINI STAR SORCERESS MAGIC CLOW CARD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ELEMENTAL MYTHOLOGICAL ROHINI STAR SORCERESS MAGIC CLOW CARD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ELEMENTAL MYTHOLOGICAL ROHINI STAR SORCERESS MAGIC CLOW CARD ANGEL LOVE!

Eclair grew to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large red orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights in the bangs of her short moderately brown hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon amber eyes and a red and orange energy aura with stars, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has a phoenix emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has on phoenix earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has a phoenix with red gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her orange phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold phoenix pendant of her Elemental Phoenix Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with orange crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red gems on the gold flame links and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck. Eclair has on her sleeveless traditional Indian sari designed with a primarily scarlet color scheme while framed around the side with a yellow, white and orange pattern-like design and a white choli worn underneath, sandals, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix surrounded by fire. Suddenly, Eclair felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive orange angel wings with red tips on the large orange feathers grew and sprouted out of her back and she now has eleven massive and long moderately brown wolf tails with orange tips and orange markings. Eclair has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Eclair's massive greatsword and all the greatswords she'd gotten began merging together and they're suddenly surrounded by a kaleidoscope of red and orange energy, stars, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it transformed into Eclair's Firestorm Phoenix Priestess Fire Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Firestorm Phoenix Priestess Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded orange gems and a phoenix etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged red blade, large red phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large red gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large red phoenix heads with orange gems for eyes and large red phoenix head with orange gems for eyes and large red gem in its mouth on the bottom of the phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left gold Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with red gems for eyes and large red gem in its beak for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji below the phoenix that said, "Eclair, The Priestess of The Phoenix, Master of The Fires of The Phoenix, Friend of The Fairy Tail Guild, Future Wife of James Dean Knudson, Archenemy of The Fire Bird, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Fire, Angels, and Phoenixes"

エクレア、フェニックスの巫女、フェニックスの炎のマスター、フェアリーテイル・ギルドの友人、ジェームズ・ディーン・クヌッドソンの将来の妻、火の鳥の大敵、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、守護者、擁護者、そして救世主宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先へ、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私無欲、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者と悪の殺害者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき、そして素晴らしく強力な教師の強力な生徒、そして火、天使、フェニックスのマスター

Eclair has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-PHOENIX PRIESTESS-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA FURIOUS FIRESTORM FIRE PHOENIX PRIESTESS PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC FURIOUS FIRESTORM FIRE PHOENIX PRIESTESS PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC FURIOUS FIRESTORM FIRE PHOENIX PRIESTESS PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!

Miku Hatsune grew to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large blue green orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has brown highlights in the bangs of her long blue green hair tied up in pigtails and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blue green eyes and a blue green energy aura with stars, soundwaves, music notes, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has a phoenix emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with blue green iris, she has on phoenix earrings with blue green gems for eyes and holding the Music, Soundwaves, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has a phoenix with blue green gems for eyes and holding the Music, Soundwaves, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws on the bottom of her blue green phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold phoenix pendant of her Elemental Phoenix Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with blue green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and blue green gems on the gold music note links and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck. Miku Hatsune has on her signature outfit and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, soundwaves, music notes, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix surrounded by music and soundwaves. Suddenly, Miku Hatsune felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive blue green angel wings with blue tips on the large blue green feathers grew and sprouted out of her back and she now has eleven massive and long blue green wolf tails with blue tips and green markings. Miku Hatsune has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large blue green gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Miku Hatsune's massive greatsword and all the greatswords she'd gotten began merging together and they're suddenly surrounded by a kaleidoscope of blue green energy, stars, soundwaves, music notes, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it transformed into Miku Hatsune's Melodious Music Queen Melody Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Melodious Music Queen Melody Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded green gems and The Twin-Tailed Comet and Khorne the Blood God etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged blue green blade, large blue green dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large blue green gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large blue green phoenix heads with blue gems for eyes and large blue green dragon head with blue gems for eyes and large blue gem in its mouth on the bottom of the blue green phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with blue green gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left gold Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with blue green gems for eyes and large blue green gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a blue green kanji below the phoenix that said, "Miku Hatsune, Queen of Music, Future Wife of James Dean Knudson, Archenemy of Bassoon Burns, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Music, Soundwaves, Angels, and Phoenixes"

初音ミク、音楽の女王、ジェームス・ディーン・クヌッドソンの将来の妻、ファゴット・バーンズの大敵、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、マスター友情とエレメントの力、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者にして殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして音楽、音波、天使の達人、そしてフェニックス

Miku Hatsune has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-MUSIC QUEEN-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA MELODIOUS MUSIC QUEEN MUSIC SOUNDWAVE STORM PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC MELODIOUS MUSIC QUEEN MUSIC SOUNDWAVE STORM PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC MELODIOUS MUSIC QUEEN MUSIC SOUNDWAVE STORM PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!

Venus Chan grew to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large blonde and brown orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has green highlights in the bangs of her short neck-length blonde hair with brown craters and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon gold eyes and a gold and brown energy aura with stars, lightning, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has the planet Venus with animals surrounding it emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with gold iris, she has on phoenix earrings with amber gems for eyes and holding the Star, Lightning, and Eternity Kanjis in its talons, she also has a phoenix with amber gems for eyes and holding the Star, Lightning, and Eternity Kanjis in its talons for the second pendant along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace on the bottom of her amber phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony with amber crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and amber gems on the gold lightning bolt links, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Earth has on a sleeveless dress with reflecting stars and nebulae, purple heels with reflecting stars, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with lightning, stars, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is the planet Venus surrounded by lightning and a phoenix above it. Suddenly, Venus felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive yellow angel wings with brown crater-shaped streaks and brown tips on the yellow feathers, grew and sprouted out from her back, and she now has eleven massive and long yellow wolf tails with brown tips and brown markings, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with yellow gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded on her left hand.

Suddenly, Venus's massive greatsword and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began to merge together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of yellow and brown energy, lightning, stars, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Venus Chan's Electric Supercell Lightning Thunderstorm Venus Personification Greatsword of Electric Supercell Lightning Thunderstorm Venus Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded yellow and brown-streaked gems and Venus etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged yellow and brown crater-streaked blade, large yellow dragon heads with brown gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt with large Venus-themed gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large yellow phoenix heads with brown gems for eyes and yellow dragon head with Venus-themed gem in its mouth below it for the pommel, Venus has on her new brand-new large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with yellow and brown gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left gold Bracer, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold dragon head with yellow gems for eyes and large brown gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a brown kanji with stars in between the kanji below Venus that said, "Venus Chan, Personification of The Planet Venus, Loving Sister of Earth Chan, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Archenemy of Hanayaida, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Lightning, Venus, Phoenixes, and Angels"

ヴィーナス・チャン、惑星ヴィーナスの擬人化、地球チャンの愛する妹、リンカーン・ラウドの愛する未来の妻、ハナヤイダの大敵、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、大使兼灯台宇宙への希望のマスター、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許しの真の女神、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、誠実さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者と悪の殺害者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そしてマスター稲妻、金星、フェニックス、天使の

Venus has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-VENUS PERSONIFICATION-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC SUPERCELL ELECTRIC THUNDERSTORM VENUS PERSONIFICATION NATURE VENUS PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC SUPERCELL ELECTRIC THUNDERSTORM VENUS PERSONIFICATION NATURE VENUS PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC SUPERCELL ELECTRIC THUNDERSTORM VENUS PERSONIFICATION NATURE VENUS PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!

And Earth grew from 7'5" to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large ocean blue and green orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has green highlights in the bangs of her short neck-length ocean blue hair with green continents and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon ocean blue eyes and an ocean blue and green energy aura with water, ocean waves, plants, fruits, winds, lightning, stars, earth, lava, nebulae, sea creatures, mammals, reptiles, amphibians, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has the Earth with animals surrounding it emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with ocean blue iris, she has on phoenix earrings with ocean blue gems for eyes and holding the Water, Nature, Wind, Stars, Lightning, Earth, Lava, and Eternity Kanjis in its talons, she also has a phoenix with ocean blue gems for eyes and holding the Water, Nature, Wind, Stars, Lightning, Earth, Lava, and Eternity Kanjis in its talons for the second pendant along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace below her ocean blue and green phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony with ocean blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and ocean blue gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Earth has on a white long-sleeved sweater with purple collar, purple cuffs, and purple tie with reflecting stars, purple skirt with reflecting stars, purple knee-high socks with reflecting stars, black shoes, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with water, ocean waves, water, ocean waves, plants, fruits, winds, lightning, stars, earth, lava, nebulae, sea creatures, mammals, reptiles, amphibians, and phoenixes on the coattails and on the back is the Earth surrounded by animals and a phoenix and angel above it. Suddenly, Earth felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive ocean blue angel wings with green continent-shaped streaks and green tips on the ocean blue feathers and eleven massive and long ocean blue wolf tails with green tips and green markings grew much bigger for her new body, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with ocean blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded on her left hand.

Suddenly, Earth's massive Earth Chan's Multi-Elemental Nature Earth Personification Greatsword of Elemental Earth Nature Justice and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began to merge together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of ocean blue and green energy, water, ocean waves, water, ocean waves, plants, fruits, winds, lightning, stars, earth, lava, nebulae, sea creatures, mammals, reptiles, amphibians, and phoenixes, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Earth Chan's Cosmic Multi-Elemental Nature Earth Personification Greatsword of Elemental Earth Nature Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded ocean blue and green-streaked gems and the Earth etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged ocean blue and green continent-streaked blade, large ocean blue dragon heads with green gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with large earth-themed gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large ocean blue phoenix heads with green gems for eyes and ocean blue dragon head with earth-themed gem in its mouth below it for the pommel, Earth has on her new brand-new large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with ocean blue and green gems on her wrists and her Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold dragon head with blue gems for eyes and a large ocean blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an ocean blue kanji with stars in between the kanji below the Earth that said, "Earth Chan, Personification and Angel of The Earth, Smart and Powerful Lover of Nature and Order, Representor of The Constellation Draco The Dragon, Loving Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Loving Sister of Venus Chan, Destroyer of Buttface Bully William Newton, Archenemy of Grumblemon, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Earth's Many Elemental Forces"

アース・チャン、地球の擬人化であり天使、自然と秩序を愛する賢くて強力な恋人、ドラコ星座の代表者、ドラゴン、リンカーンの愛する未来の妻、ラウド、ヴィーナス・チャンの愛する妹、バットフェイス・ブリーの破壊者ウィリアム・ニュートン、グランブルモンの大敵、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使および灯台、友情と要素の力のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、マスターブラックゲートの、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者と殺人者邪悪で、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして地球の多くの元素の力のマスター

Earth has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-EARTH PERSONIFICATION-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC MULTI-ELEMENTAL EARTH PERSONIFICATION NATURE EARTH PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC MULTI-ELEMENTAL EARTH PERSONIFICATION NATURE EARTH PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC MULTI-ELEMENTAL EARTH ANGEL PERSONIFICATION NATURE EARTH PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by the transformations of Sakura Avalon, Eclair, Miku Hatsune, Venus Chan, and Earth Chan, and when Lincoln saw Earth and Venus, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding, and when I saw Eclair and Miku Hatsune, I had an atomic red blush on my face, hearts in my eyes, and my nose was bleeding. But, when Darkball Queen saw it, she smirked evilly and fired dodgeballs that turned into bombs at them to kill them.

Lincoln and Me: OH, HELL NO!

Lincoln and I made portals in front of the girls and they sucked in the dodgeball bombs and redirected them at Darkball Queen but she dodged them with her agility and took to the air.

Earth: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Multi-Elemental Earth Personification Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Multi-Elemental Earth Personification Phoenix Angel Love) Thanks for the quick save, Linky.

Venus: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Cosmic Supercell Lightning Venus Personification Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Supercell Lightning Venus Personification Phoenix Angel Love) I knew that she wasn't going to give us a fair chance.

Eclair: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Furious Firestorm Phoenix Priestess Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Furious Firestorm Phoenix Priestess Phoenix Angel Love) Looks like we'll have to beat the stuffing out of her.

Sakura Avalon: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Elemental Cosmic Starstorm Magic Clow Card Phoenix Angel and Divine Elemental Cosmic Starstorm Magic Clow Card Phoenix Angel Love) And she'll put up a nasty fight with us.

Miku Hatsune: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Soundwave Melodious Music Queen Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Soundwave Melodious Music Queen Phoenix Angel Love) But, we're ready for her.

Lincoln: With us joining in as well.

Me: Time we teach her a huge lesson in pain.

Girl Jordan: Let's see her try to beat The Dodgeball Angel King and Queen of Gotham Royal York and Dodgeball Angel Champion of Colorado and Gotham Royal York.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Earth and Venus Chan and I joined Eclair, Miku Hatsune, and Sakura Avalon, and so did the rest of the team as they unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) So, you want to play rough, huh, Darkball Queen?! Well, you've got it! No one tries to throw dodgeballs at my future wives and gets away with it.

Me: Especially if those dodgeballs can also literally kill people!

Nico: OH! Now, you've gone and done it!

Girl Jordan: You've gone and pissed off our man!

Varie: Same with ours!

Sakura Avalon, Eclair, Miku Hatsune, me, Venus Chan, Earth Chan, and Lincoln went after Darkball Queen who kept throwing deadly dodgeballs at us and they transformed into all kinds of lethal weapons, but we dodged them all with extreme skill and using our parkour skills, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Golems, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Elemental Phoenixes, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Darkball Queen and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.

Then, we attacked her with our massive greatswords leaving scars on her and Lincoln left many more with his gold claws and firing energy slashes from his gold claws and he, Sakura Avalon, Eclair, Miku Hatsune, Venus Chan, Earth Chan, and I attacked her hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving Darkball Queen to the brink.

Girl Jordan: Oh no. I know that look from anywhere, now she's about to go all out. GUYS, BE VERY CAREFUL, SHE'S ABOUT TO GO ALL OUT!

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Then, let me end this for good. OMEGA STYLE NINJA ART: OMEGA PLANETARY JUSTICE RASENSHURIKEN!

Lincoln formed a massive black Rasenshuriken with stars, nebulae, and galaxies inside it and a core resembling the sun with the planets orbiting around it and we saw Darkball Queen throw a massive barrage of deadly dodgeballs with full force, but Lincoln threw the massive black Rasenshuriken and it destroyed the barrage of deadly dodgeballs and it exploded with incredible power as it smashed into Darkball Queen and she was knocked down and out!

Nico: AND SHE'S OUT!

Lincoln tied her up in gold spider silk webs and sent her to The Masters of Evil. We all cheered wildly as Lincoln, Eclair, Miku Hatsune, Venus Chan, Earth Chan, and I holstered our massive greatswords on our backs and Sakura holstered her staff and powered down, and Sakura Avalon, Eclair, Miku Hatsune, Venus Chan, Earth Chan's new bodies, clothes, weapons, gold halo, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and longer wolf tails, and massive colored angel wings are permanent.

Girl Jordan: Now, that was one rough dodgeball match with her!

Lincoln: It was actually a death match, those dodgeballs she threw were really deadly, but we really pushed our dodgeball and parkour skills past their limits.

Earth: You said it, and you finished it by using an Omega Style Ninja Art Rasenshuriken to defeat her.

Me: Normally, that would've been from me, but from you, Lincoln, that was really really awesome.

Eli: I wouldn't be surprised if he also knows how to use the Suicide Bomb Rasenshuriken and Solar Storm Rasenshuriken.

Sabrina Lorelai: He actually does, Eli, since we've taught him how to use a Rasenshuriken of many other different elements.

Eli's jaw dropped.

CLANG!

I put his jaw back in.

Nico: Yeah, it's true, he used a Suicide Bomb Rasenshuriken on Flip five years ago, and it was horrific.

Me: That bloodcurdling scream still haunts me even now to this day, and he even used a Solar Storm Rasenshuriken on those buttfaces, Hawk and Hank, and it burned off their retinas.

Eli: Jeez. Just imagine if he used both of them at once?!

Laney: Don't even think it! It'll be like unleashing the wrath of Heaven and Hell on them!

Nico: My sentiments exactly. But, if we go after more evil versions of Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, and Chandler in The Simulator or the real world, I want you to use the Suicide Bomb Rasenshuriken and Solar Storm Rasenshuriken and waste their asses.

Lincoln: Don't got to tell me twice, I plotted out a scenario to use those two techniques of J.D.'s on them should a chance like that come again.

Luna: Just give us a warning when you use the Suicide Bomb and Solar Storm Rasenshuriken, dude!

Lincoln: Got it.

Nico: Sorry we had to do this.

Darkball Queen: No worries. But it'll be fun to be in the M.O.E.

Nico: Awesome. Kick Buttowski will love having you as his archenemy.

Me: Yep.

Darkball Queen: I'm honored. Well see ya round.

She teleported to the M.O.E.

Me: Awesome.

Lola: Yep.

Camie: That was awesome and fun.

Varie: You got that right.

Nico: Yep. Now for the next leg of our business here.

Me: The Anothers.

Nico: Which are?

Eli: We have Another P.T.O.O.E.Y., Big Brother, Sir Toasty, Pound Cake, Ice Cream Monster, Yost Korvac and Cavalier.

We gasped!

Qin: Whoa!

Lola: So the enemies of the K.N.D.

Nico: Nice. Who do we call for them?

Me: Sector V KND, Smolder, Jenna Jetman, Kenzie Kurama and Mika Maskman.

Nico: Cool! This will be fun.

Me: It sure will.

Pound Cake (MLP): You don't mean me do you?

Me: No P.C., this is a cake monster that the Delightful Children sent to kill the KND.

Pound Cake (MLP): Oh! That's a relief.

Maria called them in.

Smolder: Hey, guys!

Kenzie Kurama: This will be fun.

Nico: It sure will.

Eli: And I sense that the Anothers are 13 People. The Anothers minus Cavalier are 12 people.

We gasped!

Me: Whoa! That has to be a record.

Nico: Yep.

May: There they are!

We saw the Anothers and they were Another P.T.O.O.E.Y., Big Brother, Sir Toasty, Pound Cake, Ice Cream Monster, and Yost Korvac!

Nico: WHOA! This is gonna be good!

Another Mad Dad: (In a girls voice) This will be awesome.

Another Sir Toasty: (In a girls voice) It sure will!

Me: (GASP) Those voices.

They merged and reverted back and turned into 12 girls! They were 12 girls each with 1 color of the rainbow in a normal and different shade and their hair was that color and in a different style and they had wings and clothes for each color of the rainbow and they had clothes of each color and they had tiaras with each symbol of the Zodiac on them and they had that symbol on their skirt along with those constellations as well as swords of the stars.

Me: (GASP!) Abigail Zodiac Aries, Tanya Zodiac Taurus, Gina Zodiac Gemini, Callie Zodiac Cancer, Layla Zodiac Leo, Vina Zodiac Virgo, Liberty Zodiac Libra, Selene Zodiac Scorpio, Salina Zodiac Sagittarius, Cinna Zodiac Capricorn, Aqua Zodiac Aquarius and Penelope Zodiac Pisces!

Nico: Whoa! The 12 Sisters of the Celestial Zodiac.

Abigail Aries: That's right. We are the Zodiac Sisters and we are also the Embodiments for the Dopants of the 12 Zodiac Signs.

Tanya Taurus: We have the powers of all the stars for that sign and have the powers of those constellations.

Gina Gemini: And we have also have their Kyutama's around our necks too.

Nico: Boy that is awesome!

Lola: Yeah!

Nico: Lucky would love to meet you guys!

Callie Cancer: It sure will be awesome.

Layla Leo: You got that right.

Xenia: Yeah.

Me: By the way girls is the Another Cavalier friendly or hostile?

Liberty Libra: Friendly and she is a great swordmaster and even an honorable force.

Me: Nice.

Nico: Yeah. Sorry we have to do this.

Selene Scorpio: I know.

Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.

Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.

(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)

The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.

Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep

Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Spring abundant holoél

They glowed and the Anothers were separated from them!

Nico: Lets do it!

They fired waves of energy and elements and blasted the Anothers and I caught the Wonder Ride Books.

Nico: OH YEAH!

Nico then ate the remains of the Another Pound Cake and Ice Cream Monster.

Nico: (LOUD BURP)

Me: Nice one.

Nico: Thanks. (TOINK) AAAAAGGGHH! BRAIN FREEZE!

Me: Oooh! Ouch! (Sees something) Huh?

I picked up a beautiful and big black diamond.

Me: Hey look at this a Black Diamond.

Qin: Ooh that's pretty.

But then to my surprise a small version of Daffy Duck came out of a hole and went for the diamond.

Mini-Daffy: IT'S MINE YOU UNDERSTAND!? MINE MINE ALL MINE! GO GO GO! MINE DO YOU HEAR ME!? (GRABS THE DIAMOND) OUT OUT OUT! MINE MINE MINE!

Me: Hey! I remember this at the end of one of my favorite cartoons.

I grabbed Mini Daffy.

Me: Greed got the best of him.

But then…

CRUNCH!

HE BIT ME RIGHT ON MY NOSE!

Me: YEOWCH! BE BIT ME!

Nico grabbed him and put him in a small prison cell no bigger than a safe.

Nico: That oughta hold him. What a craving little coward.

Me: Ouch! Man he sure bit hard for a tiny little duck!

Nico: At least you get to keep that diamond.

Me: True. Strange that it's the only black diamond out of all these.

Mini Daffy: THAT DIAMOND IS MINE! MINE MINE MINE! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!

Nico: Oh shut up. How did this version of Daffy get that small?

Me: Remember how he got shrunk by that genie in the end?

Nico: Oh right.

Maria: Put it somewhere safe.

Me: I will.

I put it in my pocket.

Me: Now for the Another Cavalier.

Maria: First, some backup! (TURNS DIAL) JACK O LANTERN FORCE 6!

She summoned Jack O Lantern, Rishu, Pachinko Head, Fire Kong, Lumine and Xu-Galme-Re!

Nico: Oh yeah!

Qin: This will be fun.

Nico: And now, we wait.

Me: We don't have to wait long!

We saw a figure and it was ANOTHER CAVALIER!

Me: Another Cavalier!

Cavalier: Who is that good looking chap?

Laney: Another you.

Nico: Yep.

Another Cavalier: (In a girls voice) It sure is a fun sight.

Me: (GASP) That voice!

She reverted back and it was a girl with blond hair and she had orange eyes and had yellow wings and had a orange clothes and had a tiara with the symbol of the Spinosaurus Dopant on it and she had the same symbol on her skirt and had an orange sword.

Me: (GASP) Talia Spinosaurus the Mesozoic Cavalier.

Talia Spinosaurus: Good to see you again J.D.

Me: You too. Talia is the Embodiment of the Spinosaurus Dopant and she can summon Spinosaurus and she is also a powerful and amazing swordmaster.

Nico: Wow!

Cavalier: Very impressive there.

Kaito: (gets out Ryusoulger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Zocks: (Gets out Kiramager gear) Because we can grant it instead.

Kaito got a Dino Fury Sword and Zocks got a Kiramai Sword.

Talia Spinosaurus: No he didn't. I summoned a Spinosaurus and distracted him and ran out of there.

Nico: Clever.

Xenia: Yeah.

Me: Yeah never mess with Talia.

Sougo: (gets out Dino Fury Ridewatch) Before we battle, can one of us slap you with a white glove?

Geiz: (gets out Kiramager Ridewatch) It's how Cavalier's battles usually start.

Sougo got DinoFuryRedArmor while Geiz got KirameiRedArmor.

Talia Spinosaurus: Sure.

Luna: I'll do it. Girl stuff for you.

Talia Spinosaurus: No worries.

Luna pulled out a white glove and went over and slapped her across her face.

Luna: Sorry about that.

Talia Spinosaurus: Oh no worries. But I accept your challenge!

Lincoln: Lets separate you first.

Lincoln fired waves of energy and separated her from Another Cavalier.

Talia Spinosaurus: Lets dance!

Talia and Another Cavalier clashed.

Nico: Tallyho! (ACTIVATES CAVALIER AND YOST KORVAC'S RIDEWATCHES)

He fired a wave of energy and smashed down Another Cavalier.

May: Top this! (ACTIVATES PROFESSOR BRAINSTORM AND EVIL RING MAN'S RIDEWATCHES)

She fired rings and energy and blasted down Another Cavalier.

Maria: And this too! (ACTIVATES GULIA AND DOROBOZU'S RIDEWATCHES)

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.

Wendy: Take this! (ACTIVATES YOST KORVAC'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired a blast of energy and smashed him down

Then Swordsman, Spatula Girl, Universe 666 Arthas, Wild Gigazelles, Sword Roidmude and Whale Imagin came.

Nico: Nice team Swordsman!

Swordsman: Thanks Nico.

?: This will be fun!

We saw a Snake Man!

Me: Whoa! Snake Man!

Snake Man: (In a girls voice) I'm ready for this!

Nico: Medusa Snake!? Whoa!

Medusa Snake: Good to see you Nico. I got this.

She fired an energy blast and smashed down Another Cavalier and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it.

Me: Awesome.

Nico: You're naked, aren't you?

Medusa Snake: I sure am.

Me: Oh boy.

I put on my blind man glasses and the boys covered their eyes.

Me: It's going to hurt just so you know.

Medusa Snake: I know.

Me: Here we go. (SNAPS FINGERS)

I snapped my fingers and she doubled over in pain and she threw up and fired an energy blast and we dodged it and it hit a tree and turned it to stone!

Me: WHOA!

Nico: That is a solid stone tree!

She reverted back and was a girl with green hair and blue eyes and had green angel wings and on her forehead was the kanji for Snake.

Medusa Snake: Oh man. That hurt. (Sees herself) GAH! Eyes to yourselves perverts!

Rarity: Don't worry darling we can fix this.

The Fashion brigade went in and gave her an awesome new green ensemble and she looked awesome.

Medusa Snake: Wow! I look amazing!

May: You sure do.

Wendy: What is your favorite memory of Nico?

Medusa Snake: When we went to class and I saw a bully picking on a girl and I used my Medusa glare and turned him to stone. Sent him back to his parents as a stone statue. Don't worry it wasn't permanent.

Nico: Good and yeah he deserved it.

Qin: Yeah.

Nico and Medusa hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

Medusa Snake: Same here.

We loaded up all the jewels into the ship and went back home.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, and Jade are heading to Portugal, Spain, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the seven girls here, but we're also going to destroy Aamon, the demonic priest who was among Psaro's highest ranked henchmen, but in reality, he's the one responsible for Psaro's corruption and for causing the other dark events in Dragon Quest IV and all for his desire to destroy humanity.

Lincoln: Ah, we're here in Portugal, Spain, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the seven girls here, but we're also going to destroy Aamon, the demonic priest who was among Psaro's highest ranked henchmen, but in reality, he's the one responsible for Psaro's corruption and for causing the other dark events in Dragon Quest IV and all for his desire to destroy humanity.

Nicole: I knew it would be a matter of time before we go after him, and he's someone whom Brittney really hates with a passion.

Brittney: He caused a lot of trouble for humanity for the last time, and I swore right then and there that I would make him suffer for everything he's done by dragging his soul into the darkness of Hell forever. But, I'd rather settle with sending him to The Black Gates.

Nico: Good idea.

Luna: I think I got an idea on how to kill him. Brittney, do you think you can summon the Windigos of Equestria to do the job?

Brittney: That's not a bad idea, Luna.

Lincoln: Let me handle this part, Brittney, you taught me how to summon The Windigos a few years ago and since I learned a lot about summoning demons under my control from my Gothic Guardian Angels.

Nicole: That's right, I remember that, you came to Brittney and she taught you how to summon The Windigos of Equestria as well which you did successfully and you became a master of The Windigos like me.

Suddenly, we saw a beautiful and super sexy girl with long violet hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful red angel wings and she's dressed in a blue short-sleeved shirt, red skirt, red knee-high boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with swords, stars, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Liege Maximo, in her right hand is a greatsword and with her are the seven girls.

Lincoln: (GASPS) Aquahana Kamihara, Gene-Slammer of Liege Maximo and Embodiment of Stitch.

Aquahana Kamihara: That's right, and I got the girls away from that demonic priest.

?: YOU PATHETIC HUMANS WILL ALL PERISH AND I SHALL BE THE NEW RULER OF THIS PATHETIC WORLD!

We saw our target, Aamon, and he was out for blood.

Sylvester: The only one who's going to die here is you!

Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.

Lincoln: You've caused enough trouble for the last time, Aamon. This is where you die here and now!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Demonic Bloodstained Stellar Eternal Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel of Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Justice and Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Compassion and he unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demon Knight Sparda Demonic Fang Demon Hound Greatsword of Demon Hound Darkness Justice from his back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Aamon, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, Lincoln summoned The Windigos of Equestria from a fog of darkness and ice, and as their pale cyan eyes glowed, the Windigos proceeded to feed off of Aamon's hatred for humanity, and this was also causing his life force to be drained from him as well. When The Windigos were done feeding off of Aamon's hatred, the demonic priest was left as a frozen dried up corpse and his spirit was sent to The Black Gates. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down and The Windigos had vanished as they bowed to Lincoln and Brittney Knudson.

Twilight Sparkle: Now, we didn't see coming. We didn't know you also have the power to summon The Windigos of Equestria and it was thanks to training from Brittney, Lincoln.

Lincoln: That's right, and whenever I find a potential villain so full of hatred and rage, I summon The Windigos who then proceed to feed off their hatred and rage, but in doing so, it also drains them of their life force and once done, they're left as a frozen dried-up corpse.

Nico: Lethal.

Lincoln: But, either way, we're rid of Aamon for good. (To Aquahana Kamihara) And it's so good to see you again, Aquahana Kamihara.

Aquahana Kamihara: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met.

Lincoln went up to Aquahana Kamihara and he hugged her, and Aquahana Kamihara is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Aquahana Kamihara: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories and gold halo behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., this is Aquahana Kamihara, Gene-Slammer of Liege Maximo and Embodiment of Stitch, she's my Guardian Angel from Japan and Luna's classmate in Music and she's also the older sister of Umihana and Yuna Kamihara by the same age as Luna, and she like her two sisters also fell in love with me.

Luna: Aquahana's easily identified because of her violet hair and blue and red skirt and shirt. She, Yuna, Umihana, and Lincoln would often practice karate underwater and even train in holding breaths while underwater. During one of their training sessions, Aquahana kissed Lincoln on the lips and she hates Lori with a passion.

Eli: If I had to guess, Lori did something so horrible, it warranted Aquahana to viciously attack her.

Umihana: Along with me and Yuna.

Lincoln: And myself as well after my wounds healed up and regenerated, and that resulted in Lori getting sent back home and getting grounded by our parents along with getting told off by Luna in the most graphic manner ever, and now that you're here, Aquahana.

Lincoln went up to and hugged Aquahana Kamihara in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Aquahana Kamihara: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Aquahana Kamihara's neck with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Aquahana Kamihara: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Aquahana Kamihara.

Aquahana Kamihara had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his arms around her and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips and she also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the seven girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he recognized them immediately. The seven girls are Ayane Anekawa, Ena Yuzuriwa, Hinano Kasama, Matsuri Hinomiya, Mio Okunaga, Nanaka Anekawa, and Uzuki Nayuta from Real Eroge Situation! DT.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Ayane Anekawa, Ena Yuzuriwa, Hinano Kasama, Matsuri Hinomiya, Mio Okunaga, Nanaka Anekawa, and Uzuki Nayuta from Real Eroge Situation! DT.

Nicole: Whoa, awesome.

Lincoln: You said it. Are you all okay?

Ayane Anekawa: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Ayane Anekawa and the six girls saw who it was that saved them from Aamon, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white choker collar with gold accents and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura around him.

Ayane Anekawa: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.

Lincoln made six clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Ayane Anekawa: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, seven Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Ayane Anekawa, Ena Yuzuriwa, Hinano Kasama, Matsuri Hinomiya, Mio Okunaga, Nanaka Anekawa, and Uzuki Nayuta with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to the World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team were shocked to find out the villain we went after was Aamon, the demonic priest who was among Psaro's highest ranked henchmen, but in reality was the one responsible for Psaro's corruption and for causing the other dark events in Dragon Quest IV and all for his desire to destroy humanity.

But, when Lincoln showed what we all did in beating him down and Lincoln summoning The Windigos of Equestria who proceeded on feeding on his hatred and conflict against humanity all while draining him dry of his lifeforce and was reduced to a dried-up corpse and banished to The Black Gates for all eternity, everyone cheered for us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on his face. Lincoln and Aquahana Kamihara have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.

Maria: That demonic priest got what he deserved, and I knew one day you'd summon the Windigos of Equestria to feed on another villain full of hatred.

Lincoln: It's been a long time since I've done just that. But, I've got the feeling that we're bound to run into his master soon.

Nicole: Psaro Banesword. If that human-despising monster shows up, show him no mercy.

Lincoln: I'll do just that.


After destroying Aamon, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Aquahana Kamihara saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Aquahana Kamihara: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Aquahana, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Aquahana Kamihara: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.

Aquahana Kamihara: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.

Nico: Yep. So, Aquahana, what's the story on why you hate Lori with a blazing passion?

Aquahana Kamihara: That's something I haven't forgotten. One time, Lincoln and I, along with Yuna and Umihana were doing some underwater karate at Lake Huron, but our underwater training was rudely interrupted when we heard a loud shriek even from underwater. Lincoln knew who it was: it was Lori, and she was out for blood once again. She dove into the water and came after us with a knife in her hand, but I'd had enough of her, Lincoln, Yuna, Umihana, and I fired blasts of water at Lori which hit her and forced her out of the water, and we rose out. Lori was still out to kill us, but Lincoln fired a blast of lightning into the air, which in reality, was a signal. Suddenly, Luna showed up and she fired water blasts at Lori and fired an ice blast that froze her in a block of ice, and she then pushed a frozen Lori back to The Loud House, and after she was unfrozen, she wound up getting her hide grounded for nineteen weeks for her attempted attack.

Nico: Lori, of all the attempted attacks you've done on Lincoln's Guardian Angels, this one had to be your most stupidest yet!

Varie: Clearly, she knew she was no match for Lincoln, Yuna, Umihana, and Aquahana underwater but she ignored her better judgement and acted completely on wrath and bloodlust again, and look what happened to her.

Me: She winds up getting drenched in water and frozen by Luna who showed up and sent back to The Loud House only to get grounded again.

Lincoln: Lori was no match for us underwater, and she knew I can also use other elemental forces besides lightning, so she basically had no chance.

Lori: Nor did I ever. After that, I didn't try to piss Lincoln off again, the same went with Luna.

Laney: But, we all knew that was a hypocritical lie, because Dark Lori still wanted Lincoln dead and she tried again and again, you were lucky Lincoln didn't decide to go on another blood rage should you dare to push him too far.

We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Lauren, Simulator Princess Arkayna Goodfey, Simulator Zarya Moonwolf, Simulator Emerald Zirconia Goldenbraid, Simulator Coco Adel, and Simulator Velvet Scarlatina are heading to Dolphin Shoals.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Lauren, Simulator Princess Arkayna Goodfey, Simulator Zarya Moonwolf, Simulator Emerald Zirconia Goldenbraid, Simulator Coco Adel, and Simulator Velvet Scarlatina are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Lauren, Simulator Princess Arkayna Goodfey, Simulator Zarya Moonwolf, Simulator Emerald Zirconia Goldenbraid, Simulator Coco Adel, and Simulator Velvet Scarlatina had feelings for Lincoln, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.

Lauren: Wow, so this is Dolphin Shoals, it sure is beautiful.

Lincoln: It sure is, Lauren, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?

Lincoln, Lauren, Simulator Princess Arkayna Goodfey, Simulator Zarya Moonwolf, Simulator Emerald Zirconia Goldenbraid, Simulator Coco Adel, and Simulator Velvet Scarlatina dived into the waters and we had fun swimming in the ocean, and we also saw the creatures that lived there, then, we went back to the beach and we had an awesome volleyball game, and Lauren, Simulator Princess Arkayna Goodfey, Simulator Zarya Moonwolf, Simulator Emerald Zirconia Goldenbraid, Simulator Coco Adel, and Simulator Velvet Scarlatina got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails. But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he sucked out all of their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.

Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Lauren, Simulator Princess Arkayna Goodfey, Simulator Zarya Moonwolf, Simulator Emerald Zirconia Goldenbraid, Simulator Coco Adel, and Simulator Velvet Scarlatina and they hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Lauren, Simulator Princess Arkayna Goodfey, Simulator Zarya Moonwolf, Simulator Emerald Zirconia Goldenbraid, Simulator Coco Adel, and Simulator Velvet Scarlatina placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.

Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Dolphin Shoals, eh, Lincoln?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!

Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Lauren, Simulator Princess Arkayna Goodfey, Simulator Zarya Moonwolf, Simulator Emerald Zirconia Goldenbraid, Simulator Coco Adel, and Simulator Velvet Scarlatina with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Lauren, Simulator Princess Arkayna Goodfey, Simulator Zarya Moonwolf, Simulator Emerald Zirconia Goldenbraid, Simulator Coco Adel, and Simulator Velvet Scarlatina are in your harem.

Piper: You can thank me for getting the simulator versions of Arkayna, Zarya, and Emerald here for this one.

Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.

Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.

Rarity: And trying to kill Lauren, Simulator Princess Arkayna Goodfey, Simulator Zarya Moonwolf, Simulator Emerald Zirconia Goldenbraid, Simulator Coco Adel, and Simulator Velvet Scarlatina, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.

Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!

Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.

Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!

Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!

Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.

Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!

We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.

SNAPS FINGERS!

We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive bottles full of the hottest hot sauces appeared over the funnel.

Nico: (GASPS) BOTTLES OF THE HOTTEST HOT SAUCE?! HE WOULDN'T DARE!

Then, the bottles of the hottest hot sauce were dumped right into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!

SCREAM OF PAIN AND AGONY!

Flip screamed like crazy as tons of fire gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his mouth, ears, and farted out of his three-cheeked butt like crazy!

Flip stopped screaming and farting out fire, but he was still red in his ugly face!

Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you disgusting three butt-cheeked mutant!

Me: Damn, now that was brutal!

Nico: Too brutal, but that was hilarious.


In our living room we were having an awesome party.

All of us: (CLINKS GLASSES) CHEERS!

Me: To the fall of Xehanort!

All of us: HERE HERE!

[Edd is turning a key in a wind-up toy.]

Edd: "Careful..."

Ed: "My turn!"

Edd: "Slowly..."

Ed: "My turn!"

Edd: "Careful..."

Ed: "My turn, my turn."

Edd: "Ready?" [He takes the key out, and the toy–a mechanical monster–whirs off.] "Ed, your toys are marvelous."

Ed: "And crafty."

Poromon: That is a cool toy Ed.

Ed: Thanks.

Xenia: It sure is cool.

Eddy: [reading in a chair] "Am I the only one who works around here?" [The monster gnaws its way through the chair.]

Me: Geez! That is one strong and awesome toy.

Nico: No kidding!

Ed: "Come to your master!"

Edd: "Listen to the mechanics of the gears, winding and churning!"

Eddy: "Yeah, like my stomach." [leaning over to look at its approach] "Hello, stupid wind-up toy."

[The monster grabs hold of Eddy and drags him onto the floor, to Edd's amusement. When Eddy gets up, the monster has chewed a hole in the spot his stomach used to be.]

Ed: "Do you smell buttered toast?"

Eddy: "ED! Your stupid toy ate my breakfast!" [He sticks his arm through the hole before the toy knocks him onto his back.]

WE LAUGHED!

Luan: (LAUGHS) That sure was Hole-y of you Eddy! (LAUGHS) Get it?

We laughed!

Me: (LAUGHS) That was a good one Luan!

Eddy: (LAUGHS) That was funny.

Vypra: (LAUGHS) Yeah!

Dark Spicer: That is a cool toy though Ed.

Ed: Thanks.

Kendall Perkins: I was actually there when Xehanort kicked the bucket, remember?

Nico: Yep you sure were.

Kick Buttowski: That was so fun.

Qin: Yeah it was.

Nico: Oh yeah. That was awesome.

Kick Buttowski: It all started after Grandfather's defeat.

Me: Yep.

And that was an awesome series of awesome adventures.

I went over what happened during the events of chapters 1464 to 1476 and it was awesome.

When it was done we were really amazed.

Camie: WOW!

Lola: Yeah that was awesome.

Eli: Especially during the battle with Frollo.

Nico: Yeah that was fun and awesome.

Mal: That was the world me and my friends went to.

Me: That was awesome.

Lola: Boy it sure was.

Poromon: Yeah that was cool!

Eli: Yeah and we killed Frollo in that one too.

Camie: Good riddance.

Me: All in all that was a very eventful series of adventures from back then.

Aligned Bumblebee: The world of the 3 Musketeers was the one me and my team went to.

Hun Gurr: When your ground bridge malfunctioned, right?

Aligned Bumblebee: That's right. But it was still a fun one.

Me: That was really fun.

Camie: Wow.

Xenia: Yeah that was a cool one.

Lola: It sure was.

We talked and talked and more.

Eli: My favorite was when I got justice for Queen Athena when I killed Davy Jones in the world of the Caribbean.

Dr. Nick: Me and my team helped in that one.

Qin: That was fun.

Nico: It sure was.

?: Boy you guys had an awesome adventure series there!

We saw a girl with red hair and black clothes and blue eyes and she had red angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of the Dairangers on it and the same symbol was on her skirt.

Dahlia Dairanger: Dahlia Dairanger, Embodiment of the Dairangers.

Nico: Awesome to meet you Dahlia.

G1 Snarl: Me Snarl want to know more about Dairanger girl.

Dahlia Dairanger: I'm a geologist and an astronomer and I study meteorite minerals and it's really fun. I love learning so much about the stars and if minerals are worth more than minerals on Earth.

Nico: That is cool!

Qin: It sure is.

Nico: Would you like to join the team?

Dahlia Dairanger: I Would be honored.

We continued to have a great talk.

Yamato: Me and my team ended up in the Grid.

Me: That was fun.

Nico: It sure was.

Lola: Yeah.

Yamato: Me and my team ended up in the Grid.

Me: That was fun.

Nico: It sure was.

Lola: Yeah.

Yin: Me and Yang ended up in the world of Fantasia.

Nico: That was awesome.

Yin: It sure was.

Yang: Yeah it was.

Lucky: Me and the Kyurangers helped you guys out in Olympus.

Nico: Yeah you sure did. That was awesome.

Camie: Wow!

Tony Jones: Me and my friends ended up in Rapunzel's world.

Nico: That was awesome and fun.

Lola: Yep.

Astro Boy: I then helped you guys in the world of Toy Box.

Lola: That was so cool!

Nico: Yeah it was!

Otto Rocket: Me and my friends ended up in Monstropolis.

Stacy Bolton: Boy that was awesome and fun!

Qin: It sure was.

Kermit: Me and my friends ended up in Arendelle.

Nico: (looks at Poliwag) At that time, SOMEONE tried Red Bull.

Poliwag: I regret nothing!

Nico: That was funny.

Elsa: Yeah.

Jason Jenkins: Me, Kong, and the rest of our friends ended up in San Fransokyo.

Nico: Yep.

Jared: That was awesome and cool.

Nico: That was awesome. And to close it out Eli Shane and team came and helped us against some of the heartless.

Dudley Puppy: Me and Kitty ended up in Scala ad Caelum

Nico: That was awesome.

Lola: It sure was.

Princess Scala Ad Caelum: That is cool that you guys went into my kingdom and helped out there.

Xenia: Yeah that was fun.

Me: And then the Keyblade Graveyard.

Kairi: Me and Sora dealt the final blow to Xehanort.

Me: You sure did and that was awesome.

Juni Cortez:...me and Carmen helped you guys out the day after that.

Nico: You sure did.

Me: Nico we need to end this soon. We need to use the black gates on a dark orb soon and get rid of Xehanort once and for all.

Nico: J.D. lets not be…

Me: Nico you don't understand! If we don't be rid of these dark orbs right now and pronto the entire universe will never be at peace and be free from him.

Eli: I agree Nico! I'm not waiting any longer!

Xenia: I agree! This has gone on for far too long and we need to end this NOW!

Laney: I agree!

Lincoln: Yeah!

Nico: But what about…

Lana: Nico open your eyes! These dark orbs have caused us nothing but trouble and they poisoned us and nearly made us evil! We can't have that anymore!

Qin: I agree Nico!

Me: Who's with me guys!? Have we had enough of these dark orbs and have we had enough of Xehanort!?

All of us: YEAH!

Twilight Sparkle: I'm sorry Nico but J.D. is right! We need to free the universe from Xehanort right now!

Sunset Shimmer: Yeah we need to stop this now.

Nico: Okay. I promise we'll end this. On December. Because I think the epic way to do that is to use the Black Gates on Xehanort to absolutely make sure.

May: We'll hold you to that, Nico.

Nico: Good.

Me: Make it on December 1st and you got a deal.

Nico: Fair enough.

Me: Good.

Nico: How about we make that a journey like the fragment one?

Maria: You mean multiple days? (shrugs) Why not?

Me: Hmm. Depends on what it will be.

Qin: Yeah.

Blot: Relax, boss. Even after we waste Xehanort in December, you'll still get to keep that Dark Orb inside you. We know how much that evil you scares you.

Poromon: And the Dark Orbs the Masters of Evil have will stay as well.

Nico: Xehanort may be gone but the dark orbs will remain.

Camie: Good.

Me: Yeah. Those will stay.

Nico: Good.

Me: Guys, when we get to that point, it'll be a big one. I won't force you guys to fight with me. Anyone who wants to back out can do so.

May: (hugs Nico) Shaggy and Scooby can back out if they want. But you're my husband. I'm not leaving you!

Maria: (hugs Nico too) You're my little brother. You think I'm gonna ditch you even if you paid me to?

Me: I will never leave you too

We all stood by Nico.

Lola: Yeah we're not going to back out of this.

Nico: (Smiles) Thank you guys. Thank you.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow iris of his Third Eye glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it was none other than Rupert Swaggart, a celebrity chef who was mutated into Meat Sweats, a mutant pig who has the ability to absorb a mutant's energy through his arm made of tendrils. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Lincoln: Oh, shoot!

Lincoln sounded the alarm and we rushed in.

Nico: We heard the alarm, what's up, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, the person's name is Rupert Swaggart, a celebrity chef who was mutated into Meat Sweats, a mutant pig who has the ability to absorb a mutant's energy through his arm made of tendrils.

Suddenly, Leo and his friends came in.

2003 Leo: Oh boy. Hmm, say I have an idea, we'll defeat him and have him become a member of The Masters of Evil. He's not that bad, he does have honor.

Nico: True, he does.

Me: Wait, I'd heard about Rupert Swaggart.

Lynn Sr.: Me too. He was the owner of his restaurant Chateau Prétenche and the host of his TV show Kondescending Kitchen. However, while filming a Kondescending Kitchen episode, he was mutated into a pig.

2003 Donny: By an Oozesquito due to him handling pork prior to his bite, that's what caused him to mutate into Meat Sweats.

Lincoln: Whoa. Hmm, and call me crazy, but I think we might run into another version of Leo and his brothers.

2003 Mikey: If you're right about that, Lincoln, I'll make you and your harem an extra-large four-cheese pizza with meat and pepperoni.

Girl Jordan: Deal.

Camie: What is his story?

Lincoln: Lets see.

Lincoln looked up his history.


Meat Sweats was originally a human named Rupert Swaggart a celebrity chef who hosts Condescending Kitchen where he was abusing a young struggling chef. He was mutated on live Television. Since then Meat Sweats had been capturing mutants to absorb their power and using them to cook his meals. He first meats the Turtles in the episode Donnie Gifts. He had captured a mutant to absorb its powers and the turtles fought him but thanks to him absorbing the silver fish cause him to duplicate himself and had captured Donnatello. Reverting back to normal Meat Sweats decides to cook up Donatello for his meal but the turtles use Donnie's gifts to beat him.

Meat Sweats later returns in the episode The Fast and the Furious where he encounters Splinter and decides to take him as a apart of his latest meals. He takes splinter for his car so that he would take him to his kitchen but Splinter complicates things and the Turtles later catch up to meat sweats. After the battle, Meat Sweats decides that Master Splinter was not worth all of his trouble and kicks him out.

In the Evil League of Mutants, Meat Sweats joined forces with Baron Draxum, Repo Mantis, Hypno-Potamus, Warren Stone, and the Sando Brothers to destroy Ninja Turtles after watching TV. After tricking the turtles to an abandoned warehouse, the league ambushed them and nearly defeated them, but they used their training to defeat the group.


When it was done we were shocked!

Qin: WHOA!

Xenia: That is horrible!

Nico: (to the 2003 Turtles) Have you guys faced him before?

2003 Leo: Honestly, no.

Nico: (to the 2012 Turtles) What about you guys?

2012 Leo: I would remember fighting him

Nico: So, he's a new one? That's just fucking dandy.

Deadpool: He is from 2018's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and J.D. you'll be happy to know that when you used the Black Gates on Tengu Shredder you killed 2018's version too.

Me: Thank goodness.

Nico: Yeah.

Deadpool: He wasn't even the main bad guy there anyway

Me: That's good.

The previous group came.

Dirty Bubble: Can me, Pyro, Chemistro, KGBeast, Goliath, Titanium Titan, Kyd Wykkyd, Grodd, Gameface and Electropede go with you guys?

Nico: Yes you sure can and this is gonna be good.

Me: Yep.

Pyro: Looking forward to this.

Onslaught: Boss, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: Gemini Man next.

Me: Ooh that will be awesome.

Qin: Yep. Clone power.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Psaro Banesword also known as The Manslayer in his monster form and major antagonist in the Dragon Quest franchise, the main antagonist of Dragon Quest IV, and he's come for revenge for Aamon's death. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Lincoln: Oh no.

Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is something we are so not going to like in the least bit: the figure we saw and the dark energy we sensed belongs to Psaro Banesword also known as The Manslayer in his monster form and major antagonist in the Dragon Quest franchise, the main antagonist of Dragon Quest IV, and he's come for revenge for Aamon's death.

Nicole: Dang it, I knew it, I knew I was right!

Hailey Fukamiya: And in any case, we've got to destroy him for good.

Lincoln: Exactly.

Suddenly, we saw one of Flip's musclebound thugs barge in and ran at us to kill him.

Nico: FLIP, YOU MORON!

But, then, we saw Lincoln's left arm change into a mass of tendrils that latched onto the musclebound thug and then, the tendrils literally began siphoning Flip's hulking musclebound thug of his energy as we saw streams of red energy flowing out of the musclebound thug and into Lincoln, and he was also sucking him dry of his massive muscle mass, virility, and physical strength, and all of that was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the tendrils detached themselves from the thug and transformed back to normal, and the thug was now weak and thin as a rake and Lincoln fired a blast of red energy and destroyed him leaving him as ashes.

Lincoln: Whoa!

Black-Suited Lincoln: (Through the Rainbow Thunderbird) That was Meat Sweats' ability to absorb the power of mutants and other Yokai. You must've accidentally acquired that ability, and it's also able to be used when you summon your Symbiote suit.

Nico: That's really awesome and really wild. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading out to defeat Rupert Swaggart.

Lincoln: We'll try not to hurt him too badly, and once we get done defeating him, you're next, Psaro Banesword.

Hailey Fukamiya: Your genocidal campaign to destroy humanity ends here, Psaro Banesword, we'll make absolutely sure that you pay for everything that you've done.

Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to take down Rupert Swaggart A.K.A. Meat Sweats, and once we get done with him, Hailey Fukamiya and Lincoln are going to destroy Psaro Banesword and make that genocidal human-despising demon pay for his crimes.

We were off to New York City.


We arrived in New York City.

KGBeast: (Russian Accent) Good old New York.

Me: The City that Never Sleeps.

Xenia: Yep.

Nico: It sure is awesome.

2003 Leo: And we can't wait to kick some butt.

Razorclaw: Should we use carrots for this?

Nico: He is a chef so we might as well.

Me: Good idea. (SPINS MAGISWORD BRACELET)

CARROT MAGISWORD!

Vambre: (British Accent) Ooh you have your own Carrot Magisword too.

Me: I sure do. Hoppus gave me one like his and it will be perfect for this situation.

Titanium Titan: (Spanish Accent) Let's eat pizza while waiting.

Nico: Good idea! New York Style Pizza it is.

We went to a New York Pizza shop and had an awesome all you can eat pizza meal.

Me: (Eating Three Meat Pizza) Mmm! Yummy.

Shaggy: (Eating) Like the best thing about eating in New York City is that the food is big.

Scooby Doo: Reah. Big! (LAUGHS)

Sinnertwin: Boss, you love Pepperoni, right?

Nico: Number 1 favorite kind of pizza.

Sinnertwin: Nice.

Me: Buffalo Chicken Pizza is awesome and good too. (Eating Buffalo Chicken Pizza) I love my pizza spicy.

Nico: (LAUGHS) That is awesome.

Rarity: All pizza is delicious.

Sinnertwin: It sure is.

Grodd: Let me have some.

Grodd was having Hawaiian and Buffalo Chicken too.

Grodd: Ah exquisitely good.

He ate it.

Nico: And the dessert pizzas are awesome too.

Pinkie Pie: You bet they are. Especially the S'Mores and Chocolate Banana Pizzas.

Nico then went and got some too.

Beekeeper: Let me have some too.

Me: The crust is also good with honey on it.

Beekeeper: Cool.

He got to eating some too and man was it good.

Me: Boy reminds me of good pizza I loved in Colorado growing up.

Nico: Neat.

Sakura Knudson: Good times huh bro.

Me: Yeah. Nico I'm sorry I overreacted like that.

Nico: Ah no worries. But you do raise a good point. And like I said I promise Xehanort will be dealt with in the most epic of battles we've ever had.

Electropede: Plus, I know the Keyblade Knights still want to have a shot at kicking his ass.

Princess Scala Ad Caelum: That's right. We do.

Nico: That is for sure.

Me: You guys are going to have over 10,000 years of payback to dish out on him.

Nico: Yeah.

Sora: We all are.

Beekeeper: Wait. Did we cover ALL the Keyblade Knights?

Me: Come to think of it. I don't think so.

Nico: No we didn't.

Eli: There's a bunch of worlds we missed.

Nico: Yep.

Nico: What about the list of teams?

Gameface: Teams?

Nico: The list that covers the teams that will be fighting the Goosebumps monsters. Have you guys made updates to that?

Me: Actually yes.

Team 1: Arkayna, Wallflower Blush, Draco, Goku, Lori Loud, Cornelia, and Natalia Somonmenchikov
Team 2: Rainbow Dash, Lynn Loud, Vegeta, Lightning Dust, Musa, and Amore
Team 3: Twilight Sparkle, Brittney Knudson Lincoln Loud, Trunks, Sunny Starscout, Taranee, and Matau
Team 4: Tecna, Lola Loud, Maud Pie, Piccolo, Sunset Shimmer, and Julie Carolina
Team 5: Piper, Lily Loud, Pepperdance, Nuova Shenron, Kopaka, and Flurry Heart
Team 6: Bloom, Cayenne, Courage, Oceanus Shenron, Will Vandom, and Cadance
Team 7: Georgina, Irma, and Kadma
Team 8: Rice, Maxxine, and Lyra Heartstrings
Team 9: Kendra, Applejack, and Lewa
Team 10: Emerald Goldenbraid, Lillian Hale, and Trixie Lulamoon
Team 11: Sydney, Winx Club Layla, and Missy Rodgers
Team 12: Sheila, Pohatu, and Nerissa
Team 13: Nanette, Gali, and Yan Lin
Team 14: Qin, Nokama, and Cassidy
Team 15: Fluttershy, Takanuva, and Irena Malloy
Team 16: Starlight Glimmer, Winx Club Stella, and Vinyl Scratch
Team 17: Pinkie Pie, Roxy, and Kita Birmingham
Team 18: Tahu, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Gabby Griffin, Nuju, and Cutie Mark Crusaders
Team 19: Zarya, J.D. Knudson as Wolf Moon, Riley Anderson, Nico, Megan, and Evelyn Burmingham
Team 20: Princess Luna, Whenua, and Ellie Singh
Team 21: Vakama, Elyon, and Matt Olson
Team 22: Rarity, Flora, and Erica Haddock
Team 23: Princess Celestia, Onewa, and Halinor
Team 24: Hay Lin, Onua, and Moondancer

Nico: Well it's a good start. Awesome progress.

Me: Thanks.

Trixie Lulamoon: Don't forget the Great and Powerful Trixie is on that list!

Me: We know that Trixie and it's awesome.

Diamond Tiara: I hope me and Silver Spoon get included on that list as well.

Me: Don't worry D.T. You are just as important to the Cutie Mark Crusaders as you are for the team.

Diamond Tiara: How so?

Me: You did help push them to be good and help them to discover their true talents and that is to be the Princesses of Cutie Marks.

Diamond Tiara: That is a good point.

Trixie Lulamoon: Don't forget the Great and Powerful Trixie is on that list!

Me: We know that Trixie and it's awesome.

Diamond Tiara: I hope me and Silver Spoon get included on that list as well.

Me: Don't worry D.T. You are just as important to the Cutie Mark Crusaders as you are for the team.

Diamond Tiara: How so?

Me: You did help push them to be good and help them to discover their true talents and that is to be the Princesses of Cutie Marks.

Diamond Tiara: That is a good point.

Kyd Wykkyd: If you two aren't featured individually, then you two will count as part of the Cutie Mark Crusaders, who are on that list as a whole as 1 member.

Nico: That works perfectly.

Me: I agree there.

Lola: Yep.

Diamond Tiara: I like it.

Silver Spoon: I agree there too.

Nico: Yep.

Cozy Glow: What about the opponents for each team?

Nico: I'm... still working on those!

Me: Hey guys just give Nico some time. He'll come to those when he is good and ready.

Cozy Glow: Oh. Sorry.

Qin: No worries.

We finished up.

Goliath: Is everyone done?

Me: (LOUD BURP) Oh pardon me.

Nico: Yeah we're full. (LOUD BELCH) Oops pardon.

Qin: That was awesome.

Laney: Yeah we're stuffed. (LOUD BELCH) Oops pardon me.

Girl Jordan: That was awesome. (LOUD BELCH) Oops scuse me.

We paid for our food and left.

Me: That was awesome.

Nico: It sure was.

Luminous: Mr. Meaty is here somewhere.

Eli: (Concentrates) I sense him. He's hiding in an abandoned butcher shop. Right down there.

We saw a dirty looking alley.

Chemistro: (sarcastically) Well, that's not suspicious at all.

Me: Nope. But dirty alleyways are usually safe havens for muggers and street thugs.

Nico: Yep. If any of them come out, blast them.

We went down the alley and it was a creepy one.

Eddy: YUCK! This place reeks!

Me: It's full of garbage.

Trollling Thunder: Too late to turn back now.

Me: Yeah.

We continued and got to the front of an abandoned butcher shop.

Me: The Tri-Tip Knight Beef Shop. It was closed down years ago.

Nico: How come?

Me: Massive numbers of health code violations. Left to rot like an open wound.

Nico: Not a bad place to hide out.

Eli: He's definitely in there. (Sniffs) Ew and he really stinks like a pig.

Red Hood: Let's use our entrance on this pig!

Nico: Lets do it!

We went at the shop.

Meat Sweats was in the shop laughing and then the spirits of vegetables came and swirled around him and then converged and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

The entire shop exploded in a massive fiery explosion and blew him out of it and into a street that lead to Central Park and a then a phoenix cry was heard and we appeared!

Me: Rupert Swaggart or do you prefer to be called Meat Sweats.

Nico: We're going to cook you and eat you!

Meat Sweats: Team Loud Phoenix Storm!?

Me: That's right!

Meat Sweats: So you are the ones that killed Oroku Saki.

Me: That's right. He had it coming.

Pyro: You're gonna be burned real good, piggy!

Meat Sweats: Come and try it flame boy!

Pyro fired a blast of fire and burned him all over!

Qin: BACKDRAFT INFERNO!

She fired a wave of fire and blasted him furiously!

Then the Turtle Brothers went at him and slashed and bashed and pulverized him.

KROW BLAM SMASH WHAM BIFF!

Poromon threw a beer bottle at him!

SMASH!

Meat Sweats: OUCH!

Poromon: More where that came from! (Echoing) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!

He fired a massive blast of lightning and electrocuted him.

Me: And another thing, Your food tastes like you cooked a fried boot!

Qin: That's because it IS Fried Boots!

Poromon then drank a beer bottle.

Poromon: Ahh. (BARNEY BELCH)

He threw the bottle and smashed Meat Sweats on his head!

SMASH!

Meat Sweats: OUCH!

Lola: Nice one!

Poromon drank several beer bottles until he got drunk

Poromon: (Slurred Speech) You are the worst cook in the whole (HIC) World.

He threw the bottles and in his drunken state accidentally hit me.

SMASH!

Me: OUCH! HEY! Watch where you're throwing those!

Poromon: Oh shut up!

Manaphy: Oh boy.

Manaphy went over and then…

BASH!

She bashed him on his head with a rolling pin. He was back to normal

Poromon: OW! What did I do! (GROAN) What a headache!

Laney: A Rolling pin?

Manaphy: Drunken madness full moon Rolling Pin.

Me: Nice.

I fired waves of energy and blasted Meat Sweats.

Nico: Manaphy, you like getting drunk too!

Manaphy: Sorry when Poromon hits a member of the team that's when I stop him with a rolling pin.

Nico: Oh. Even though it was an accident that is a good point.

Me: Take this you meat bucket! HORNET STYLE NINJA ART: TOMATOES OF FLYING STINGS!

I fired a wave of energy into the air and it formed into the Hornet Tomatoes and they flew in a delta formation.

Meat Sweats: What the?

The tomatoes formed stingers and then they flew in and stung Meat Sweats face all over the place and it hurt like a son of a bitch!

POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK POINK!

Nico: OOH YIKES!

Horsea sprayed ink and it got into his eyes.

Manaphy, Poliwag, Jirachi and Tentacool fired energy blasts and blasted him all over.

Qin: You like that?

Lola: How about this then!

She fired fireballs and blasted him all over.

Then Trickster, Box Ghost, Ssserpent, Onyx, Evilseed, Mr. Mittens, Aqueduct, Angel, Absorbing Man and Rojo came.

Nico: Trickster, Box Ghost, Ssserpent, Onyx, Evilseed, Mr. Mittens, Aqueduct, Angel, Absorbing Man and Rojo.

Trickster: How was the pizza?

Nico: Pretty good!

Me: Delicious.

Box Ghost: Glad to hear it.

Ssserpent: I hope you saved some for us.

Me: We got some to go.

Onyx: Also, we heard you went to a jewel planet.

Nico: We sure did.

Evilseed: Did you bring some home?

Me: A MASSIVE TRUCKLOAD of them!

Slate came.

Me: Another round I see Slate.

Slate: Yep.

Me: Cool cool.

Slate: So, the villains I copied the first time are dead, right?

William: Except Ransik. He's with us.

Me: Yeah.

Slate: Cool cool.

We got the battles underway.


Raimundo, Juniper Lee, Aya Chang, Noctum, Glitch, Ixofex, Kimiko, Clay, Omi, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Rippersnapper and Blot VS Trickster, Trapster, Sportsmaster, Lego Loki, Katty Katswell, Mira of Team Aqua, Scorn, Hysteria, and Black Widow (Symbiote Bonded) - Nico's Rescue was a treasure hunt on a planet of jewels and we battled Girl Jordan's hypothetical Akuma form Darkball Queen and Sakura Avalon, Eclair, Miku Hatsune, Venus Chan and Earth Chan transformed against her


Trickster was first.

Trickster (to Raimundo): Nico's Rescue was a treasure hunt on a planet of jewels, where he battled Girl Jordan's hypothetical Akuma form Darkball Queen. Sakura Avalon, Eclair, Miku Hatsune, Venus Chan and Earth Chan transformed against her

Raimundo: Yeah that was so awesome to see and we were shocked to hear about an Akuma form of Girl Jordan too.

Juniper Lee: Yeah that was really cool and awesome and you know how good she is at Dodgeball.

Rainbow Dash: Boy she is really awesome at it!

Scootaloo: I'll say! She is a deadly force of nature.

Whirlwind: You're not kidding there.

Trickster: Wow! That is amazing that Girl Jordan has an Akuma form.

Raimundo: Boy it sure is and J.D. brought Becky over and she REALLY thrashed her into next week and we turned her into a solid gold statue after that forever.

Trickster: Wow! That is really cool! Lets do it!

Raimundo and Trickster flared up Wind Dragon and Loki Auras. Songs for Raimundo and Trickster: "My Sharona" by The Knack and Highway to Hell by AC/DC. Raimundo and group fired waves of wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed them down.


Omi, Natalie, Nicole and Nadine Bernado, Harpie Lady, Harpie Queen, Harpie Girl, Harpie Lady Sisters, Clay, Kimiko, Raimundo, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Onslaught and Motormaster VS Box Ghost, Ghost Ember, Vortex, Undergrowth Sam Manson, Superfriends Scarecrow, Bald Eagles, Soil Monster, Wolf Eels, and Whales (Hero 108) - Us batting Another P.T.O.O.E.Y., Big Brother, Sir Toasty, Pound Cake, Ice Cream Monster, Yost Korvac and Cavalier who were the embodiments of the Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius and Pisces Dopants as well as the Spinosaurus Dopant


Box Ghost was next.

Box Ghost: (to Omi) Nico, Luke's team, Cavalier's team, and the others did good batting Another P.T.O.O.E.Y., Big Brother, Sir Toasty, Pound Cake, Ice Cream Monster, Yost Korvac and Cavalier. They were the embodiments of the Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius and Pisces and the Spinosaurus Dopants.

Omi: (Tibetan Accent) That was a most amazing experience there for all of us.

Natalie Bernado: Boy it sure was awesome. The 12 Sisters Embodiments for each of the 12 signs of the Zodiac and the Spinosaurus. That is awesome!

Nicole Bernado: It sure was cool!

Nadine Bernado: Yeah no kidding there and that was awesome.

Rarity: That sure was really amazing darlings.

Sweetie Belle: You got that right.

Gill Grunt: Yeah that was awesome.

Box Ghost: That is really cool! Lets do it!

Omi and Box Ghost flared up Water Dragon and Ghost Auras. Songs for Omi and Box Ghost: Blinded By The Light by Manfred Mann's Earth Band and Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen. Omi and group fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.


Kimiko, Yoko Minato, Dahlia Newton, Astrid, Hiccup, Shura Kirigakure, Clay, Omi, Raimundo, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Razorclaw and Hun Gurr VS Ssserpent, Psyphon, Forever King, Enoch, Madame Snake, Limburger, Reign of Fire Dragons, Smaug, and Screaming Death - Lincoln's rescue Portugal and destroying Aamon, the demonic priest


Ssserpent was next.

Ssserpent: (to Kimiko) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Portugal. He destroyed Aamon, the demonic priest.

Kimiko: He sure did and that was so awesome and cool!

Yoko Minato: I thought it was cool myself.

Sunset Shimmer: Yeah no kidding and that was fun.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) That sure was amazing.

Sunburn: Yeah it sure was.

Ssserpent: You got that right. Lets do it!

Kimiko and Ssserpent flared up Phoenix and Fire Snake auras. Songs for Kimiko and Ssserpent: My Best Friend's Girl by The Cars and Night Moves by Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band. Kimiko and group fired waves of fire and smashed them down.


Clay Bailey, Natasha, Yamiko Shinnosuke, Interplanet Janet, Secre Swallowtail, Lily Aquaria, Kimiko, Omi, Raimundo, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Sinnertwin and Cutthroat VS Onyx, Puff, Ebon, Hotstreak, Brutus, Evil Ring Man, Dorobozu, Valerie the Weredog, and David Kessler the Wolf - Meeting Aquahana Kamihara


Onyx was next.

Onyx: (to Clay) I heard you guys met Aquahana Kamihara. What's she like?

Clay: She is the embodiment of the world of Stitch.

Natasha: She sure is amazing and cool.

Applejack: That is an amazing one.

Apple Bloom: You got that right.

Flashwing: Yeah that was awesome.

Onyx: That sure is awesome! Lets do it!

Clay and Onyx flared up Earth Dragon and Golem auras. Songs for Clay Bailey and Onyx: Desert Flower by Guitarra Azul and The Best Things in Life are Free by Jo Stafford. Clay and group fired waves of earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.


CatDog, Max Mercury, Horsea, Lyra Avalon, Red Bird, Blue Birds, Winslow, Lola Caricola, Eddie the Squirrel, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Beekeeper and Doofenshmirtz VS Mr. Mittens, Brain Freezer, Eugene, Bumper, Superfriends Cheetah, Yokai, Joy (Bayonetta), Kishiryuki, and Blue Birds - The Anniversary of the Fall with Xehanort


Mr. Mittens was next.

Mr. Mittens: (to CatDog) Today was the Anniversary of the Fall with Xehanort. (laughs) I remember how King Shark ate Dark Riku!

Cat: (LAUGHS) That was a really fun sight to see!

Dog: You got that right Cat!

Max Mercury: Boy that was an awesome series of adventures for everyone.

Fluttershy: It was really magical and fun.

Tornado Bolt: You got that right!

Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Ja that was so fun and cool.

Stealth Elf: Boy it sure was!

Mr. Mittens: Yeah no kidding! Lets do it!

CatDog and Mr. Mittens flared up CatDog Auras. Songs for CatDog and Mr. Mittens: Tom Sawyer by Rush and Too Shy by Kajagoogoo. CatDog and group fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and fruit and smashed them down.


Mallow, Panty & Stocking, Moss Man, Number 87: Queen of The Night, Chirubimé, Princess of Autumn Leaves, Mariña, Princess of Sunflowers, Lana, Lillie, Sophocles, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Babs Seed and Trixie Lulamoon VS Evilseed, Count Marzo, Two-Bad, Stinkor, Evil Mushroom Man, Universe 666 Mean Applejack, Universe 666 Mean Rarity, Villain Lava Girl, and Hades (Clash of The Titans) - We destroyed Xehanort 2 years ago


Evilseed was next.

Evilseed: (to Mallow) We destroyed Xehanort 2 years ago. I just hope we can destroy him permanently when December comes.

Mallow: Me too! I've had enough of him.

Panty: No fucking shit!

Stocking: Yeah that fucking monster deserves to be erased forever.

Starlight Glimmer: Yeah he has tormented many of us for years and it has to end.

Cozy Glow: That is for sure!

Hex: Yeah no kidding!

Evilseed: I know. Lets do it!

Mallow and Evilseed flared up Dryad auras. Songs for Mallow and Evil Seed: Livin' La Vida Loca by Ricky Martin and Everlong by Foo Fighters. Mallow and group fired waves of Bones, Skulls, Blood, Lightning, Magic, Stars and energy and smashed them down.


Raiden, Nudge, Cod Commando, Ayame Ichiraku, Water Princess, Jungle Princess, Liu Kang, Sonya Blade, Kitana, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Cozy Glow and Ty Lee VS Aqueduct, Skybreaker, Terraformer, Sunstreak, Pisces Zodiarts, Joe the Fish, Noodleman, Ice King, And Universe 666 Floronic Man - Meat Sweats is a dangerous pig


Aqueduct was next.

Aqueduct: (to Raiden) Meat Sweats is a dangerous pig. But where the fuck did he come from?

Raiden: He was a TV Chef that was mutated and he was mutated into a cannibal pig that eats other mutants.

Nudge: We were really grossed out!

Pinkie Pie: Yeah That is really disgusting! At least he doesn't go after humans.

Maud Pie: (Monotonously) I agree there. Thank goodness.

Featherweight: Yeah that would be gross.

Sprocket: Yeah no kidding there.

Aqueduct: That is gross! But yeah. Lets do it!

Raiden and Aqueduct flared up Zeus and Thor Auras. Songs for Raiden and Aqueduct: Heal the World by Michael Jackson and Ray of Light by Madonna. Raiden and group fired waves of metal, gears and lightning and smashed them down.


Skyla, Rinka Kunitachi, Selene Jomannovich, Ophelia Bluestein, Naomi & Nina Pepperdance, Hazel Ikos, Iris, Cilan, Flannery, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Luminous and Nightshade VS Angel, Kyd Wykkyd, Gizmo, Mammoth, Fairy Tail Angel, Ryudragoons, Evil Poison Ivy, N·Gamio·Zeda, and Anck-Su-Namun - The Turtles and us will Pound this pork freak


Angel was next.

Angel: (to Skyla) The Turtles and us will Pound this pork freak. Even though we've never heard about him before.

Skyla: Yeah he's a fairly brand new villain. Deadpool said that he is from 2018 and he is recently new.

Rinka: Yeah he is fairly new.

Twilight Sparkle: Yeah he sure is.

Starshine Sparkle: Yeah no kidding there.

Spyro: Wonder if the Shredder is new in this one too.

Angel: We'll have to find out. Lets do it!

Skyla and Angel flared up Sylph Auras. Songs for Skyla and Angel: Skydiver by Daniel Boone and The One I Love by R.E.M. Skyla and group fired waves of wind and magic and smashed them down


Marinette, Aloe and Lotus, Kanai Humuhumunukunukuapuaa, Igneus, Firesque, Rhinoram, Adrien, Chloe, Ayla, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, Shred Naught and Trolling Thunder VS Absorbing Man, Ms. Allure, Grey Hulk, Lego Dr. Doom, Platinum Princess, Billiard Shadow, Brickleberry Ghost, Count Duckula, and Egg - Meat Sweats will be in for a world of hurt


Absorbing Man was next.

Absorbing Man: (to Marinette) Meat Sweats will be in for a world of hurt. And what can I absorb around here?

Marinette: Plenty of concrete and metal. But yeah this guy needs to be taught a lesson.

Aloe: (Eastern European Accent) He most sure does and it will hurt.

Lotus: (Eastern European Accent) I agree there too.

Princess Luna: Yeah no kidding.

Absorbing Man: I hope the 2018 version of The Shredder is not just as ruthless.

Moondust: No Deadpool told us that he is a minor villain.

Snowdrop: Yeah we were amazed. He went from having a major role to an Overarching one.

Gari: Yeah usually he is a terrible threat. But Deadpool said he was a prominent threat in the end.

Blackout: No kidding there. But when we destroyed Tengu Shredder we gave this version the Black Gates too.

Absorbing Man: Thank goodness. Lets do it!

Marinette and Absorbing Man flared up Ladybug and Salamander Auras. Songs for Marinette and Absorbing Man: Need your Loving Tonight by Queen and Abracadabra by Steve Wonder Band. Marinette and group fired waves of magic and darkness and smashed them down.


Tracer, Tree Rex, Hokuto Dan, Kunoichi, Hailey Fukamiya, Sheeva, Winston, Mei, D-Va, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Red Hood and Winter Soldier VS Rojo, Dr. Animo, Sublimino, SixSix, Dogranio Yaboon, Jack (Batman Beyond), Carapax, Penny the Chicken, and Ilioukhine - Meat Sweats will be perfect for the M.O.E.


Rojo was next.

Rojo: (to Tracer) Meat Sweats will be perfect for our ranks. After we kick his ass, that is.

Tracer: (British Accent) That is for sure there luv.

Tree Rex: Yes indeed there!

Princess Celestia: I agree there too and we're going to kick his butt!

King Solar: I agree there too.

Solar Eclipsa: Yeah no kidding!

Amber Morning: Yeah that is for sure.

Spotlilght: No kidding.

Rojo: Yeah no kidding. Lets do it!

Tracer and Rojo flared up Nightmare Horse auras. Songs for Tracer and Rojo: (Just Like) Starting Over by John Lennon and Let's Stay Together by Al Green. Tracer and group fired waves of light and energy and smashed them down.


SPD Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Blade Riders, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Slate


Slate was next.

Slate: Boy this guy is a cannibal of mutants. Yuck!

Nico: No kidding! At least he doesn't go after Mutants like Wolverine.

May: Yeah no kidding.

Slate: Yeah that's for sure! Lets do it!

Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Thrashers of Meat Sweats, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and symbol of The Turtles etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades and blessed by the powers of Heaven, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels.

Nico teleported back with them.

SPD Rangers: READY! SPD EMERGENCY!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SPD!

Blade Riders: HENSHIN!

They transformed and were ready!

Nico: Nice! Now for this one! SPD MORPHER JUDGEMENT MODE!

Nico pressed a button and a flash of white light appeared and a timer started. 15 seconds later the Red X came on.

Nico: GUILTY!

Rangers: DELTA ENFORCERS!

Nico: Fire!

They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Slate and the Rangers fired waves of energy and the blasts hit Slate and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

He was locked in a containment card!

Nico went and picked it up.

Nico: Slate you have failed this city.

SPD Rangers: SHUTDOWN!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a super mega win.


We regrouped.

Troy: You're one bad chef!

Tsukasa: One that needs a knuckle sandwich!

Kamen Ride: Kiramai Red!

Kamen Ride: Kiramai Blue!

Kamen Ride: Kiramai Green!

Kamen Ride: Kiramai Yellow!

Kamen Ride: Kiramai Pink!

Kamen Ride: Kiramai Silver!

Tsukasa turned into Kiramai Red and Daiki summoned clones of the Kiramagers.

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! JEWEL FORCE!

They turned into the Kiramagers too!

Maria: And this! (TURNS DIAL) UNDEAD BONE 6!

She summoned Bonz(YuGiOh), Beany the Braindead Bison (Animaniacs), Django of the Dead (El Tigre), Savrille (Dungeons & Dragons), 3 Headed Bone Dragon (Yoshi's Story) and Zombozo (Ben 10)!

Nico: Awesome!

We went at Meat Sweats and bashed and smashed him.

Snarl, Hun Gurr, Kick and Kendall used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Snarl and Hun Gurr's Weapons and Kick and Kendall's powers 100-fold.

G1 Hun Gurr and Kick Buttowski: SMASHING DODGEBALL BUTTKICKING BLAST!

G1 Snarl and Kendall: ENERGON DODGEBALL BUTTSTOMPING BLAST!

Toa Metru of Fire and Pyro: TOA FIRE BLAST!

Toa Metru of Water and Dirty Bubble: TOA WATER BLAST!

Toa Metru of Wind and Chemistro: TOA WIND BLAST!

Toa Metru of Stone and KGBeast: TOA STONE BLAST!

Toa Metru of Earth and Goliath: TOA EARTH BLAST!

Toa Metru of Ice and Titanium Titan: TOA ICE BLAST!

Toa Nuva of Light and Kyd Wykkyd: TOA LIGHT BLAST!

Coconuts and Bananas of Donkey Kong and Grodd: COCONUT-BANANA SHOT BARRAGE!

Sports and Lightning of Margo and Gameface: LIGHTNING SPORT GAME BLAST!

Sports and Lightning of Paula and Electropede: LIGHTNING SPORT THUNDERSTRIKE!

Applejack, Thunderbird Apple, Lightning Fritter, Golden Delicious, Magnolia May, Construct-Bot, Grindcore, Beary Fagerbear, Shy Crystal, Trihorn, Armor-Hide, Apple Bloom, Api Apple, Tender Tap, Frozen Fright, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Sugar Belle, Granny Smith, Apple Rose, Goldie Delicious, Bright Mac, Pear Butter, Cheerilee, Strawberry Sunrise, Blue Raspberry, Grand Pear, Rockhoof, Cocoa Axe, Steela Oresdotter, Autumn Blaze, Coloratura, Yona the Yak, Earth Skylanders and Albert Heinrich: EARTHQUAKE OF HONESTY!

They fired waves of energy and elements.

2003 Turtles, Applejack, me, Nico, Lola, Lynn and Lana: MEAT CHEF RETRIBUTION!

We fired waves of energy and elements.

Lincoln: VEGAN ELEMENT STYLE: CARROTS!

Entrapta: VEGAN LIGHTNING STYLE: BROCCOLI!

Perfuma: VEGAN NATURE STYLE: LETTUCE!

Frosta: VEGAN ICE STYLE: CAULIFLOWER!

Jessica Kaios: VEGAN FIRE STYLE: PEPPERS!

Yuna: VEGAN WATER STYLE: WATERMELON!

Toph: VEGAN EARTH STYLE: APPLE!

Chie: VEGAN WIND STYLE: STRAWBERRY!

Colette: VEGAN LIGHT STYLE: CHERRY!

Ryuko: VEGAN DARK STYLE: POMEGRANATE!

They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said fruits and vegetables.

Lincoln and his harem: VEGAN FINAL SMASH: VEGAN BLAST!

They fired a barrage of fruits and vegetables and blasted Meat Sweats all over.

We fired rainbow energy blasts that turned into rainbow energy chains and tied up Meat Sweats and we sent him to The Masters of Evil.

Nico: Man, that was quite a crazy battle and a way to close out the anniversary of Xehanort's demise, awesome job, gang.

Lincoln: Now, there's one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: Psaro Banesword.

?: You disgusting humans shall pay for the death of Aamon!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier with absorption energy radiating from the barrier that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of darkness that came out of nowhere and they hit the barrier, but the darkness volley was absorbed by the barrier and it went into us making us stronger.

Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking that scent from anywhere, come on out right now, Psaro Banesword, or we will force you out.

A figure came out, and it was none other than Psaro Banesword, the genocidal human-despising demon.

Lincoln: Psaro Banesword, I should've known you'd show up as soon as the word of what we did to Aamon reached you, and I'll never forgive you for everything that you've done, you're nothing more than a twisted demon with a dangerous hatred towards humanity who has no regard for anyone human or demon.

Psaro Banesword: YOU DARE TO SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT?! YOU, A GOD AMONG HUMANS?!

Hailey Fukamiya: Clearly, he's right about you, and I've had enough of you.

Suddenly, Hailey Fukamiya's purple eyes turned neon purple and she was surrounded by a purple energy aura with stars, darkness, swords, books, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her Jaaku Dragon-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Psaro Banesword, she left purple energy, stars, darkness, swords, books, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Hailey Fukamiya: Everything that Lincoln said about you is true, you're nothing more than a genocidal spiteful, hate-filled demon with complete disregard to all humans, and there's no place for someone like you in this world or the next, Psaro Banesword. Now, I'll see to it that you pay for all of your crimes with your own blood.

Suddenly, Hailey Fukamiya was surrounded by a massive vortex of purple energy with stars, darkness, swords, and books surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a dark purple phoenix with the logo of Kamen Rider Calibur on its chest and red eyes glaring at Psaro Banesword: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Hailey Fukamiya emerged, but she was changed forever.

Hailey Fukamiya grew from 7'0" to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large purple orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has dark purple highlights in the bangs of her short violet hair and large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon purple eyes and a purple energy aura with stars, darkness, swords, books, dragons, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has on her tiara with Kamen Rider Calibur logo on her head and a phoenix emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with purple iris, she has on phoenix earrings with purple gems for eyes and holding the Star, Darkness, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also a phoenix with purple gems for eyes and holding the Star, Darkness, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the second pendant on the bottom of her purple phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and purple gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Hailey Fukamiya has on a sleeveless purple vest, sleeveless purple crop top, purple skirt, purple pants, purple legwarmers, purple sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, darkness, swords, books, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix and dragon surrounded by darkness and on top is the Kamen Rider Calibur logo. Suddenly, Hailey Fukamiya felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive dark purple angel wings with purple tips on the pink feathers grew much bigger for her new body, and she also now has eleven massive and long dark purple wolf tails with purple tips and purple markings, Hailey Fukamiya has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Hailey Fukamiya's Jaaku Dragon-themed greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of purple energy, stars, darkness, swords, books, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Hailey Fukamiya's Purple Darkness Jaaku Dragon Kamen Rider Calibur Greatsword of Purple Darkness Jaaku Dragon Kamen Rider Calibur Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded violet gems and the logo of Kamen Rider Calibur etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged dark purple blade, large dark purple dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and large purple gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large dark purple dragon heads with violet gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large purple dragon heads is a large purple dragon head with violet gems for eyes and a violet gem in its mouth for the pommel, Hailey Fukamiya has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold dragon's head with purple gems for eyes and large purple gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, Jaaku Dragon Wonder Ride Book, Ankokuken Kurayami, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a purple and dragon kanji below the phoenix and dragon that said, "Hailey Fukamiya, Embodiment of Kamen Rider Calibur, Loving Daughter of Hayato Fukamiya Also Known As Kamen Rider Calibur, Master of The Powers of Darkness, Wielder of The Jaaku Dragon Wonder Ride Book, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Archenemy of Penny the Chicken, Destroyer of Psaro Banesword, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Dragons, Phoenixes, and Angels"

ヘイリー深宮、仮面ライダーカリバーの化身、深宮勇人の愛する娘、仮面ライダーカリバーとしても知られ、闇の力のマスター、ジャアクドラゴンワンダーライドブックの使い手、愛する守護天使であり、ペニーの大敵であるリンカーン・ラウドの未来の妻チキン、プサロ・ベインズソードの破壊者、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、マスター・オブ・ザ・パワーズ友情とエレメント、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者であり悪の殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして闇、ドラゴン、フェニックス、天使のマスター

Suddenly, Hailey Fukamiya's immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!

Hailey Fukamiya has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-KAMEN RIDER CALIBUR-DRAGON-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE KAMEN RIDER CALIBUR PURPLE DARKNESS JAAKU DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE KAMEN RIDER CALIBUR PURPLE DARKNESS JAAKU DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE KAMEN RIDER CALIBUR PURPLE DARKNESS JAAKU DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!

We were really amazed by Hailey Fukamiya's Super Angel-Kamen Rider Calibur-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Psaro Banesword saw it, he went mad with rage and fired blasts of darkness at her, but Lincoln and Hailey Fukamiya absorbed them and it made them stronger than ever, and Hailey Fukamiya fired a massive and powerful barrage of purple energy, stars, darkness, swords, books, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, which hit Psaro Banesword and he was knocked down, he got back up, but now, he was angrier than ever.

Touma: (GASPS) Oh, no way, did Hailey just...?!

Nico: She did, Touma, she did.

Lincoln: Yep, Hailey Fukamiya's transformed into her Super Angel-Kamen Rider Calibur-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and now, it's time we put an end to this vile monster for good.

Hailey Fukamiya: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Purple Darkness Kamen Rider Calibur Jaaku Dragon Phoenix Angel and Divine Purple Darkness Kamen Rider Calibur Jaaku Dragon Phoenix Angel Love) And end his genocidal campaign to end mankind once and for all.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Hailey Fukamiya.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Your days of trying to destroy mankind are all over, Psaro, now join your fallen henchmen in Oblivion!

Hailey Fukamiya and Lincoln went after Psaro Banesword who continued firing blasts of darkness at them, but Lincoln and Hailey Fukamiya kept absorbing them and it made them even stronger than ever, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, purple energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Psaro Banesword and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his gold claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Hailey Fukamiya also attacked him with some powerful punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they smashed him all over with their immense and extremely powerful superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really really driving Psaro Banesword even madder than ever!

Psaro Banesword: YOU! YOU! (DEMONIC VOICE) I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!

Psaro Banesword was suddenly surrounded by black energy and he transformed into his true form, The Manslayer.

The Manslayer went at Lincoln, but Lincoln fired a blast of darkness infused with absorption energy and it hit The Manslayer and Lincoln sucked out and absorbed Psaro's large array of magic spells and made them his own, and he also sucked out all of Psaro's energy, and when he was done, Psaro was reduced to a dried-up corpse. Then, Psaro Banesword's drained spirit appeared, and then, Lincoln drew the Judgement Kanji on his head and he was sent to The Black Gates for eternity. We cheered wildly for what Hailey Fukamiya and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down and Hailey Fukamiya's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long purple wolf tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, and massive purple angel wings are permanent.

Hailey Fukamiya: Burn in The Black Gates forever, you vile dark elemental. Thank you for helping me get rid of Psaro Banesword forever, Linky.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Hailey.

Suddenly, Hailey Fukamiya wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Hailey Fukamiya's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, and Succubus flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and darkness behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Hailey Fukamiya sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and darkness and they came back to us as the display vanished.

Nico: Oh man, now that's really I call one awesome and epic fight! You showed that demon no mercy.

Lincoln: You said it, and I combined Bi-Han's shadow powers with my life force absorption and power absorption and I sucked out his magic spells and lifeforce.

Me: Which killed him in the end. So, Lincoln, who's the next Prime Gene-Slammer we're meeting tomorrow?

Lincoln: The next one is the Gene-Slammer for Megatronus Prime.

Elise Dragonball: Awesome, and there's one girl we know who'd be Gene-Slammed into Megatronus Prime: Yaiko Matoi, Gene-Slammer of Megatronus Prime and Embodiment of Kill La Kill, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in Gym and she's the twin sister of Ryuko Matoi, the one we know in our world and cousin of Asuka Matoi, but she has pink hair with blue streaks as well as a yellow shirt and blue skirt. She and Lincoln love to make jewelry together and she even made Lincoln an orange necklace. To show thanks, he kissed Yaiko on the lips, and she hates Flip with a burning passion.

Nico: That mutant did something to piss her off big time.

Kenzie Kurama: You got that right, and it was really ugly. Plus, we're also going to meet the Avatar of Gyuki, The Eight-Tailed Ushi-Oni.

Lincoln: Awesome, and there's only one person I know who's the Avatar of Gyuki: Gina Gyuki.

Kenzie Kurama: That's right, and you guys will love meeting her, Gina Gyuki is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan, and she's the Avatar of Gyuki, The Eight-Tailed Ushi-Oni and she's also a powerful master of lightning and ink and she also knows how to use those eight massive tails as powerful weapons such as using them as whips to whip villains and even grab villains by the neck and toss them to the side or even use Frieza's torture attack on them and she can fire balls of ink that's hard to remove. She's also the second-in-command of The Tailed Beast Avatar Guardian Angels of Lincoln Loud, and she and the others never show any mercy to those who dare to hurt Lincoln. She also really hates Luan with a blazing passion, because one time, Gina and Lincoln were out for a date at Lake Huron, but their date would wind up getting ruined by Luan who came after us and she was absolutely out of her mind yet again. But, that got Gina so mad and furious at Luan that she ran at Luan and she really viciously attacked her with such a brutal passion, and she whipped Luan with her massive eight tails and fired a ball of ink which hit Luan and she was covered head to toe in ink and it even got on her clothes, and she swung her tails and sent Luan flying back to The Loud House, and that'd resulted in Luan getting grounded for nineteen weeks for her attack on Lincoln and sent to the nuthouse.

We gasped.

Nico: Oh...!

Eli: Shit!

Me: And I remembered that day all too well, that's why I saw Luan covered head to toe in ink, yeesh, and it took nine washings in the washing machine to get all the ink off her clothes along with nine baths.

Laney: But, the ink was really hard to remove from her clothes, but she got it off her skin.

Rita: We had to use some liquid dish soap to get the ink off her skin.

Lynn Sr.: We warned Luan about this, but she didn't listen.

Lincoln: She didn't.

Mr. Mittens: Looks like we have another recruit.

Aqueduct: After a fight against him.

Angel: But at least he's down.

Absorbing Man: He sure is.

Me: Yep.

Rojo: Still got more of that pizza?

Nico: We ordered lots of it to go.

Rojo: Awesome.

Nico: Great job today everyone!

Lola: (To the viewers) This was a fun one. Hope you all liked it.

Me: I know we did.

We went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome chapter done.

This was a cool one.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.

For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Swordsman, Spatula Girl, Universe 666 Arthas, Wild Gigazelles, Sword Roidmude and Whale Imagin as well as Captain Marvel, Cora Billingston, Enolas Wendy Marvell, Enolas Lucy Heartfilia, Universe 666 Opaline And Kayara and we're going to the world of Magic The Gathering and we're going to the Isla of Vesuva. But we are going there to battle Jude Heartfilia who has busted out of prison and is back for revenge and Lucy Heartfilia, Layla Heartfilia, Brandish, Aquarius, Cana Alberona, Erza Scarlett, Juvia Lockser, Mirajane Strauss, Flare Corona, Levy MacGarden, Wendy Marvell, Flare Corona, Arixam and Maria are going to transform against that monster and make him pay for his crimes against Fairy Tail and Lucy and her mom! IT'S PAYBACK TIME TO THE EXTREME! Also we're going to battle Another Old King Coal, Petroleus Rex, Charcoal Briquette, The Fracker, Spatula Girl and Swordsman. And we're going to meet a Gemini Man gene-slammer named Gemini Riley and she has cloning and multiplication powers.

For tomorrow, the match-up scene is for Sayaka Hikaru, Embodiment of Kamen Rider Saikou, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Sinthea Shmidt A.K.A. and the daughter of Red Skull.

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to El Paso, Texas, and we're going to destroy Mikaela Hyakuya who's come back from the dead wanting revenge on us, but we're going to destroy him once and for all and send him to The Black Gates. And we're going to meet the next Prime Gene-Slammer and Anime Embodiment, her name is Yaiko Matoi, Gene-Slammer of Megatronus Prime and Embodiment of Kill La Kill, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in Gym and she's the twin sister of Ryuko Matoi, the one we know in our world and cousin of Asuka Matoi, but she has pink hair with blue streaks as well as a yellow shirt and blue skirt. She and Lincoln love to make jewelry together and she even made Lincoln an orange necklace. To show thanks, he kissed Yaiko on the lips, and she hates Flip with a burning passion.

Along with the next Avatar of The Tailed Beasts, her name is Gina Gyuki, Avatar of Gyuki, The Eight-Tailed Ushi-Oni, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan, and she's the Avatar of Gyuki, The Eight-Tailed Ushi-Oni and she's also a powerful master of lightning and ink and she also knows how to use those eight massive tails as powerful weapons such as using them as whips to whip villains and even grab villains by the neck and toss them to the side or even use Frieza's torture attack on them and she can create and fire balls of ink that's hard to remove. She's also the second-in-command of The Tailed Beast Avatar Guardian Angels of Lincoln Loud, and she and the others never show any mercy to those who dare to hurt Lincoln. She also really hates Luan with a blazing passion, because one time, Gina and Lincoln were out for a date at Lake Huron, but their date would wind up getting ruined by Luan who came after us and she was absolutely out of her mind yet again. But, that got Gina so mad and furious at Luan that she ran at Luan and she really viciously attacked her with such a brutal passion, and she whipped Luan with her massive eight tails and fired a ball of ink which hit Luan and she was covered head to toe in ink and it even got on her clothes, and she swung her tails and sent Luan flying back to The Loud House, and that'd resulted in Luan getting grounded for nineteen weeks for her attack on Lincoln and sent to the nuthouse.

Next up is Night at the Museum 3 and we're going to battle Sir Lancelot and we're going to make that treacherous knight pay.

See you next time.