This chapter is based on 2019's Jumanji, The Next Level
In the simulator control room was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Crimson Dynamo, Evil Orbit Woman, Dr. Ivo Robotnik, Evil Whirlpool Man, Snowflame, Red Dark Magician as well as Akira Akatsuki, Milly Ashford, Yumi Korra, Dawnstar, Sun Lad And Ferro Lad and we were getting ready for another awesome and funny adventure.
Xenia: Boy I have a feeling this adventure will be as funny and fun as the others.
Qin: Yep it sure will.
Xenia: Love a good laugh.
Camie: Me too. This will be fun and cool.
Varie: It always is and I'm always up for a fun laugh.
Misty Tredwell: Me too and this will be fun.
Lola: That is true.
Nico: Akira, I want to thank you, Crimson Dynamo, and your teams for coming.
Akira: No problem Nico. I'm really excited for this one.
Disk Wars Iron Man: Me too and this will be cool.
Me: We're all excited for this.
Eli: Ready for some action sis?
Milly Ashford: You bet I am Eli.
Nico: Milly, remind me again how you met Eli?
Milly Ashford: Oh right. We met when Eli was a member of the Black Knights and we became really close.
J.D. 3: It's true and it was awesome how he and Milly got close through that. They loved each other like brother and sister.
Xenia: That is cool.
Milly Ashford: And since then we were really close and I'm happy to be with him to look out for him as a sister.
Nico: We all are. Eli has been a massively tremendous help ever since he joined the team almost 3 years ago.
Eli: I sure have.
Nico: Just wanted to know. That's all
Milly Redford: No worries. But I'm so happy for Eli and even Nunnally.
Xenia: We all are.
Eli: Yeah.
Camie: Yep.
Me: But yesterday was awesome. Man it was awesome seeing what Incarcecon was like. But it was also good that we killed Morgg and brought justice to Kwarrel.
Lincoln: Yeah that was awesome.
Nico: What Morgg did was fucked up.
Me: And then some. But I'm glad he got what was coming to him.
Rarity: That is for sure there.
Applejack: That repulsive overgrown sidewinder got what was coming to him.
Nico: He sure did.
Lola: Yeah no kidding.
Nico: Still good riddance to bad rubbish.
Maria: There was no hallucinogenic gas there, right?
Eli: No thankfully there wasn't. But at least that didn't happen to us. Not that poisonous gas will affect us anyway.
Nico: That's true.
Lola: Thank goodness.
Camie: Yeah.
Nico: Kwarrel's back too.
Me: Yes he is.
Qin: Yep.
Me: And you have me to thank for that.
Nico: Yep. And we have Incarcecon as another awesome space prison.
Me: And we added new modifications to it. We put anti-dark magic and anti-dark orb spells on the cells and made them completely escape proof.
Nico: Good.
Me: And we added laser turrets, machine guns, particle disintegration rays and all kinds of death traps to make sure no prison riots or escapes are done by the most dangerous of criminals.
Camie: Good thinking.
We went into the simulator and we were ready for fun.
Nico: Okay here's the mission. We're going to find the elusive Lardadoodle Bird.
Laney: Wow!
Xenia: It's said to be really elusive and easily avoids getting captured.
Lincoln: Not only that, but we also got another shot at killing Lumpus once again. Lazlo said Lumpus tried to eat the bird, that's a crime against innocent creatures of nature. I'm gonna use Fluttershy's Stare on him, and I won't be surprised if it kills him!
We gasped.
Eli: Oh no. I don't like the way he said it!
Nico: We've seen Fluttershy use her Stare before and it's scary, but we've heard many times of how Lincoln's used her Stare before, and because of his transformations and evolutions, I hate to find out how much his Stare's evolved since then.
Me: Me too. (Shudders)
Laney: Thank goodness Lincoln's never used it on Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, or Luan, he'd easily have them crying like babies.
Nico: So, what exactly does this bird look like?
Me: Well here.
I pulled up a picture of it.
An enormous flightless bird that appeared in The Big Weigh In, and that Lumpus wanted to eat to gain weight. Described by Lazlo as being "97% fat" and "the goat of the bird world", the Lardadoodle can and will eat anything it can reach, including nearly all of the contents of Lumpus' kitchen, various belongings of the campers', and even Lumpus and Lazlo. It can also lay enormous eggs containing things it has eaten. In the end, Lumpus realizes the error of his ways and promises never to attempt to eat it again, which the motherly bird reciprocated by feeding Lumpus forcefully with worms.
Nico: WHOA! That is one big fat chicken!
Xenia: No kidding!
Laney: Lazlo told me all about it. The Lardadoodle is that hungry all the time and he eats anything.
Nico: Boy he must be REALLY HUNGRY all the time.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: Shouldn't be that hard.
Me: Well since he is 97% fat and he is that big it's not going to be that hard for us to find him.
Qin: Yeah.
Lazlo, Raj and Clam came.
Lazlo: Hey guys!
Raj: (India Accent) What's going on guys?
Clam: Happy.
Me: We're going to find the elusive Lardadoodle Bird and stop Lumpus from eating him.
Lazlo: Good idea!
Raj: Yeah!
Nico: Know where he is?
Lily: I think up ahead.
We saw the Lardadoodle Bird!
Lardadoodle: (LOUD BELCHING!)
Laney: WHOA!
Me: Wow that is a REALLY BIG Chicken!
Xenia: No kidding!
Raj: Wow! He's so fat!
Lazlo: 97% fat to be precise. Lardodius Maximus Glutenous.
Clam: Fatso bird.
Me: Boy that is a huge bird!
Nico: Shouldn't be that hard to capture.
Me: With that enormous girth of his he's pretty much stuck there.
Nico: How heavy is he?
Me: Lets see.
Lisa pulled out a weight pad and me and Applejack lifted him.
Me: (GROANS) MAN HE IS HEAVY!
Applejack: (GROANS) HE SURE IS! BUT THIS IS NOTHING!
We put him on it and we saw his weight.
Lisa Loud: (GASP) SWEET EINSTEIN! This bird weighs 4,535.924 kilograms!
Me: That's over 10,000 pounds!
Lisa Loud: 10,000.000661 pounds to be precise.
Nico: Is the idea of a diet lost on him?!
Me: Obviously yes!
Lazlo: The Lardadoodle is always like this guys. He pretty much eats anything.
Lola: Yeah.
Fluttershy: Aww he sure is a big eater isn't he?
Nico: Boy no kidding. He is always hungry from what I heard.
Camie: Yep.
FART
The bird farted.
Lardadoodle: (Clucks)
Fluttershy: Aww he is really hungry.
Maria: Let me feed him.
Nico: Did you bring any food?
Maria: I think I can think of some…
CHOMP!
He ate Maria and swallowed her whole!
Nico: GASP!
Raj and Clam: (SCREAMING)
Me: HEY!
Maria: HEY! LET ME OUT OF HERE!
But then the Lardadoodle felt something.
Me: Uh oh.
But then…
LOUD SUPER FART!
NUMEROUS EGGS CAME OUT!
Me: Look at all these eggs!
Camie: That is a lot of eggs!
DING!
Nico: They're hatching!
They cracked open and then we saw ALL THE stuff from all the campers.
Nico: Whoa!
Maria came out of an egg.
Maria: Now I know how a baby chick feels.
Nico: You okay, sis?
Maria: Yeah.
But then the bird grabbed a bunch of worms from the ground.
Lazlo: Aww. Mama wants to feed her baby.
Maria: Me!? Oh no.
SHOVE SHOVE SHOVE!
Raj and Clam: Aww how precious.
MARIA WAS FORCE FED WORMS UNTIL SHE WAS AS FAT AS THE LARDADOODLE BIRD!
She spat them out.
secs agoShe spat them out.
But the Lardadoodle fed her more.
Maria was REALLY BLOATED AND FULL!
Lana: (Disappointed) Lucky.
Maria groaned from being too full and bloated and fat.
Nico: Geez!
Maria: (GROANS) That was so wrong and gross.
Me: Boy Maria that is crazy.
Nico: I'll get you back to normal.
Nico snapped his fingers and did so .
Maria: Ahh. Thanks Nico. (STOMACH GRUMBLES) Uh oh.
But then…
SUPER LOUD EXPLOSIVE FART!
Maria let out a REALLY LOUD SUPER EXPLOSIVE FART!
Maria then blushed in total embarrassment from that!
Nico hugged Maria.
Maria: Sorry.
Nico: No worries.
We got the bird back to the camp and gave all the stuff back to the campers.
Lincoln: (Sensed for Lumpus) AHA! And just as I figured, Lumpus is here and he's out to kill him.
Me: It's showtime!
Suddenly, the spirits of the scouts of Camp Kidney appeared and swirled around the place and fired elemental energy blasts at Lumpus and he got hit hard. Then, the spirits converge and they exploded as a Phoenix Cry and Thunderbird Screech cried out into the air, and we appeared.
Simulator Lumpus: (BABBLING) GET OUT OF MY WAY AND LET ME EAT THE BIRD!
Lincoln punched Lumpus in the face.
POW!
Me: There's no way we're letting you eat the Lardadoodle Bird, you ugly moose!
Xenia: All life is sacred, but yours, you've wasted yours already, moron. Plus, we've also reported all of your crimes.
It turns out a few minutes ago before we set out to find the Lardadoodle Bird, Lincoln reported Lumpus' numerous crimes directly to Commander Hoo-Ha, and when he found out about Lumpus' crimes that he committed in Camp Kidney, he went absolutely ballistic and got into his vehicle and charged out while Lincoln flew back to us.
Suddenly, we heard the loud honking of a horn.
Lincoln: (Smirks) And what's this we hear, sounds like your doom fast approaching!
Simulator Lumpus: (GASPS) Oh no...! He's here! COMMANDER HOO-HA! (SCREAMS)
We then saw who it was fast approaching: it was Commander Hoo-Ha, and boy was he really pissed off.
Nico: OH MAN, YOU GOT HIM RILED UP! This is going to get ugly!
Then, the truck stopped and Commander Hoo-Ha came out.
Commander Hoo-Ha: LUMPUS! You have broken every single rule of the book, not to mention what you've done to the Bean Scouts! I also found out you stole the job from Heffer, that is unforgivable! You are officially kicked out of Camp Kidney, and because of the fact that the crimes that you have committed that are truly unforgivable, IT'S PUNISH TIME!
Commander Hoo-Ha got out some boxing gloves and he pulled the pins with his mouth like a pair of grenades and he punched them together and an explosion erupted and Commander Hoo-Ha was in a pair of red boxing shorts and he pounced on Lumpus and proceeded to give him the worst beating of his life.
POW! BANG! WHACK! WHAM! SMASH! BLAM! BIFF!
We flinched at the pain he was inflicting.
Me: OOH! THAT'S GONNA HURT!
Nico: Yikes!
Me: Oh man!
Nico: Oh! Man, that's brutal!
Lazlo and his friends in the Simulator saw it, and the same went with the real world Lazlo and his friends in the Control Room.
Lazlo: Looks like Commander Hoo-Ha is really giving Lumpus a serious beating.
Patsy: Lumpus had it coming for a long time, and Daddy showing up to give him his punishment. He won't last a second.
Back in the Simulator, Hoo-Ha was continuing to give Lumpus a severe beating.
Nico: Jeez, at this rate, he's gonna kill him.
Xenia: Before I get a chance to get after him myself.
Isabelle Knudson then appeared.
Isabelle Knudson: And leave me out too? Gee I'm hurt.
Nico: Hoo Ha, the bird's also here.
Commander Hoo Ha: Boy I see that. Wow! Never thought I would see a Lardadoodle before.
Me: A very rare bird too.
Laney: Don't worry I'm watching over the bird. (SPINS MAGISWORD BRACELET)
WORM DOODLE MAGISWORD!
It looked like a worm with chocolate on it.
Laney: Hungry boy?
The bird nodded and opened its mouth and Laney poured the worm doodles into the bird and MAN WAS HE HUNGRY!
Nico: You know what? Stuff the worms in Lumpus! If he's hungry, we'll give him something to eat!
Me: Good idea!
All of us: YEAH!
WORM DOODLE MAGISWORD!
We all got out Worm Doodle Magiswords!
Lumpus: Uh oh!
Then we shoved worms down his throat and made HIM FAT! REALLY FAT!
Nico: You also are too fat to run!
Me: Yep!
Qin: He sure is!
Isabelle Knudson: That's quite an improvement if you ask me!
Maria: Better him than me!
Nico patted Maria on the back.
Maria: Thanks Nico.
Suddenly, Xenia's blue eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by a blue energy aura with stars, nature, plants, leaves, animals, phoenixes, and angels, and as she approached Lumpus, she left blue energy, stars, nature, plants, leaves, animals, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Xenia: I have absolutely had it up to hear with you, Lumpus. You've not only proven yourself to be a total fraud and scout hater along with being a powerhungry control freak, but you also proved to be a cannibal in trying to eat the LardaDoodle Bird?! That is unforgivable, and for that, I'm going to give you an even worse punishment than the one you're currently getting from Commander Hoo-Ha!
Suddenly, Xenia was surrounded by a massive vortex of blue energy with stars, nature, plants, and leaves surrounding the vortex, there are animals, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a rainbow phoenix with red eyes glaring at Lumpus: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Xenia emerged, but she was changed forever.
Xenia grew from 7'4" to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large azure blue orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has yellow highlights on the bangs of her long blue hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blue eyes and a blue energy aura with stars, nature, elemental forces, leaves, deer, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has Xerneas emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with blue iris, she has elk earrings with blue gems for eyes and holding the Nature, Life, Love, and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves, she has on her Elemental Phoenix Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold leaf links and blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha and blue Xerneas-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of The Element of Harmony is Xerneas with blue gems for eyes and holding the Nature, Life, Love, and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves for the pendant and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck. Xenia has on a sleeveless royal blue and black dress, black and gold filigree knee-high high-heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, nature, elemental forces, leaves, deer, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Xerneas with leaves and plants surrounding it. Suddenly, Xenia felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive blue angel wings with yellow tips on the large blue feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long blue wolf tails with yellow tips and yellow markings. Xenia has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Xenia's massive greatsword and all the greatswords she'd gotten began merging together and they're suddenly surrounded by a kaleidoscope of blue energy, stars, nature, elemental forces, leaves, deer, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it transformed into Xenia Knudson's Life Nature Xerneas Life Greatsword of Life Nature Beauty Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded yellow gems and Xerneas etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged blue blade, large Xerneas heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large blue gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large Xerneas heads with pink gems for eyes and large blue phoenix head with yellow gems for eyes and large pink gem in its mouth on the bottom of the Xerneas heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left gold Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Xerneas' head with blue gems for eyes and large pink gem in its beak for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a blue kanji below Xerneas that said, "Xenia Knudson Also Known as Xerneas the Legendary Pokemon of Life, Loving Future Wife of James Dean Knudson, Master of The Powers of Life, Powerful Defender of Nature, Archenemy of Plantman, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, and Master of Nature, Life, Phoenixes, and Angels"
ゼニア・クヌドソンは、生命の伝説のポケモン、ゼルネアスとしても知られ、ジェームス・ディーン・クヌドソンの愛する将来の妻、生命の力のマスター、自然の強力な擁護者、プラントマンの大敵、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、保護者、擁護者、救世主です。宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先へ、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私無欲、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者と悪の殺害者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき、そして素晴らしくて強力な教師の強力な生徒、チームラウドフェニックスストームの素晴らしいメンバー、そして自然、生命、フェニックス、天使の達人
Xenia has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-XERNEAS LEGENDARY LIFE POKEMON-DEER-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA LEGENDARY NATURE LIFE DEFENDER POKEMON XERNEAS DEER PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC LEGENDARY NATURE LIFE DEFENDER POKEMON XERNEAS DEER PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC LEGENDARY NATURE LIFE DEFENDER POKEMON XERNEAS DEER PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Xenia's Super Angel-Xerneas Legendary Life Pokemon-Deer-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when I saw Xenia, I had an atomic red blush on my face, hearts in my eyes, and my nose was bleeding. But, when Lumpus saw it, he went absolutely crazy and went at her to kill her, but Xenia fired a massive barrage of blue energy, stars, nature, elemental forces, leaves, deer, phoenixes, and angels which hits Lumpus and he went flying into a tree, he got back out, but boy was he stinking mad now!
Xenia: (Diving Echoing Godly Voice of The Nature Life Defender Legendary Deer Pokemon Xerneas Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Nature Life Defender Legendary Deer Pokemon Xerneas Phoenix Angel) You're not getting out of this alive, you ugly moose! You've still got to pay for what you've done!
Isabel Knudson: That's right, you've tried to eat an elusive animal, and for that, you will face nature's true wrath! YOU MORONIC MISTAKE OF NATURE!
We gasped.
Nico: What the Hell did we just witness?!
Me: (Gulps) You just witnessed my granddaughter getting super pissed off.
Nicole: Oh no, I've seen it before. Last time someone tried to hurt any innocent animals, Isabel went on a rampage and viciously tore the asshole apart.
Lincoln: J.D. and Varie had to restrain her as fast as possible, it was ugly to the extreme and she tore the city apart.
Me: Yeah it's true.
Nicole: We had to cool her off somehow, but it was hideous.
Suddenly, Isabel's blue eyes turn neon blue and she was surrounded by a blue energy aura with stars, nature, fairies, animals, animal spirits, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive greatsword from her back, and as she approached Lumpus, she left blue energy, stars, nature, fairies, animals, animal spirits, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Isabel: Xenia was right to say all that about you, you nasty moose, you've hated the Bean Scouts for absolutely no reason and they've done no such harm to you, you're such a rotten dumpster fire who deserves only the cruelest of punishments there is: death!
Suddenly, Isabel was surrounded by a massive vortex of blue energy with stars and forces of nature surrounding the vortex, there are fairies, animals, animal spirits, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a light blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at Lumpus: the red eyes of death. Then, as soon as the vortex faded, Isabel emerged, but she was changed forever.
Isabel grew from 6'0" to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large azure blue orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has pink highlights on the bangs of her long braided blue hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blue eyes and a blue energy aura with stars, nature, fairies, animals, animal spirits, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has a fairy surrounded by animals and the forces of nature emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with blue iris, she has on fairy earrings with blue gems for eyes and holding the Nature, Life, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with blue gems on the gold leaf links and blue crystal links and blue fairy-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of The Element of Harmony is a fairy with blue gems for eyes and holding the Nature, Life, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the pendant and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck. Isabel has on a sleeveless dark blue blouse, sleeveless blue crop top, light blue pants, sandals, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, stars, nature, fairies, animals, animal spirits, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is a fairy surrounded by animals and elemental forces of nature. Suddenly, Isabel felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive light blue angel wings with pink tips on the large light blue feathers grew much bigger for her new body. Isabel has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and White Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Isabel's massive greatsword and all the greatswords she'd gotten began merging together and they're suddenly surrounded by a kaleidoscope of blue energy, stars, nature, fairies, animals, animal spirits, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it transformed into Isabel Knudson's Life Animal Spirit Defender Animal Spirit Shaman Greatsword of Life Animal Spirit Shaman Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded pink and yellow gems and a fairy surrounded by the animals of nature etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged blue blade, large deer heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large blue gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large blue deer heads with yellow gems for eyes and large blue phoenix head with pink gems for eyes and large pink gem in its mouth on the bottom of the phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left gold Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold deer head with blue gems for eyes and large pink gem in its beak for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a blue kanji below the fairy and animals that said, "Isabel Knudson, Loving Granddaughter of James Dean Knudson and Varie Knudson, Shaman of Animal Spirits, Defender of Life and Animals, Archenemy of Hex, Destroyer of Ulube Ishikawa, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, and Master of Life, Animal Spirits, Fairies, The Elemental Forces of Nature, Phoenixes, and Angels"
イザベル・クヌッドソン、ジェームス・ディーン・クヌッドソンとヴァリー・クヌッドソンの愛する孫娘、動物の精霊のシャーマン、生命と動物の擁護者、ヘックスの大敵、ウルベ・イシカワの破壊者、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙の守護者、擁護者、救世主、多元宇宙、そしてその先、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者であり殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な生徒驚くべき強力な教師、チームラウドフェニックスストームの素晴らしいメンバー、そして生命の達人、動物の精霊、妖精、自然の元素の力、フェニックス、天使
CELESTIAL NATURE FORCE ANIMAL SPIRIT SHAMAN FAIRY PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC MAGIC CELESTIAL NATURE FORCE ANIMAL SPIRIT SHAMAN FAIRY PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC MAGIC CELESTIAL NATURE FORCE ANIMAL SPIRIT SHAMAN FAIRY PHOENIX ANGEL LIFE!
We were amazed by Isabel's Super Angel-Animal Spirit Shaman-Fairy-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Lumpus saw it, he went ballistic with rage and ran at her to kill her, but Isabel fired a massive barrage of blue energy, stars, nature, fairies, animals, animal spirits, phoenixes, and angels which hits Lumpus and sent him flying into a tree, he got back out, but now, he looked like a rabid dog.
Isabel: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Magic Nature Animal Spirit Shaman Fairy Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Magic Nature Animal Spirit Shaman Fairy Phoenix Angel Life) Now, it's high time for you to get the punishment that you rightfully deserve, Lumpus.
Lincoln: You've tried to hurt one of Nature's animals, and for that, there is a price that you must pay.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Isabel and Xenia as the rest of us unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed and joined in.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You've caused more than enough trouble for the last time, you ugly moose. Now, it's high time we get rid of you once and for all!
Me: You got that right! Lets get him!
Nico gave Lumpus a wedgie.
HOING!
Nico: NICE UNDERWEAR MOOSEBOY!
WE LAUGHED!
Nico: (LAUGHS) Funny.
Leeli bashed Lumpus on his head with a club!
BLAM! BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM! BLAM!
Girl Jordan: Go get him Leeli!
Girl Jordan formed a water mace club and bashed him in his stomach!
Nico got out beans.
Nico popped it open and shoved the beans down his throat.
Lumpus: What the.. (STOMACH GRUMBLES) UH OH!
BUT THEN….
KRAFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRTTTTT!
HE RELEASED A MASSIVELY POWERFUL AND EXPLOSIVE FART!
Nico: Had enough?
Lumpus: NEVER! I WILL EAT THAT BIRD!
Nico: Uh in your fat state you can't eat anything else.
Camie: Yeah fatso!
Girl Jordan: Yeah I agree there!
Nico: And you can't even move!
Me: The only thing we can do is beat the living crap out of you.
Qin: Yeah!
Xenia: Besides it's fun to do so Mr. Cholesterol Overdose!
WE LAUGHED!
Lumpus got REALLY MAD!
Nico punched him in the face!
POW!
Lumpus: OUCH!
Nico: Oh come on Lumphead. Can't take a little pain?
POW BLAM SMASH WHAM!
Nico was beating the living shit out of him!
Raj: The champ takes a swift uppercut to the jaw. [punches himself]
Lazlo: Lumpus is against the ropes. A left, a right.
Raj: How can a man stand it?
[Lumpus falls flat on the floor, knocking out his dentures.]
Lazlo: Oh, and the champ is down!
Raj: [holding up Nico's arm] The winner!
Nico: Thank you!
Me: That was awesome!
Nico: YEAH!
Eli: So fun.
Nico: I hope he's had enough.
Me: One last thing.
I popped open a can of beans and then ate it and threw the can into a recycling bin.
Then I went over to Lumpus.
Me: Uh you guys may want to look away.
They did so.
I pulled down my pants and shoved my butt in his face and then…
EXPLOSIVELY LOUD MASSIVE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHETIC FART!
I farted in Lumpus' face with explosive diarrhea and pumped every ounce of Lumpus' body with shit!
Maria: That's how it feels!
WE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY AT WHAT I DID!
Lumpus was in a catatonic state from the explosion of shit that he was injected with!
Xenia: (LAUGHS) THAT WAS FUNNY!
Me: That was called THE Atomic Shit-Plosion of Doom!
EVERYONE LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY!
Lincoln, Isabel, and Xenia went after Lumpus, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, blue energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Golems, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Elemental Phoenixes, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Lumpus and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more with his gold claws and firing energy slashes from his gold claws and he, Isabel, and Xenia attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving Lumpus insane and straight to the brink of insanity.
Maria: YEAH! TAKE THAT, YOU UGLY ANTLER-WEARING DUMPSTER FIRE!
Lumpus: (BELLOWING WITH RAGE)
May: OH! NOW, YOU'VE DONE IT, NOW HE'S RAGING MAD!
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I've had it up to hear with that walking dumpster fire.
Suddenly, Lincoln's massive white angel wings had spread out and red and black energy balls were forming.
Nico: Oh man, he's going to use the attack that we hadn't seen in a long while.
Me: Yep, this should be good.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) OBLIVION WING LIFE ENERGY DRAIN!
Lincoln fired massive red and black energy waves from his massive white angel wings, and they hit Lumpus, and he screamed as Lincoln began sucking out all of his life energy and it flowed into him. Then, when Lincoln was done, Lumpus was left as a statue drained of all life energy, then Lincoln formed a red and black energy ball and fired it and destroyed the statue and condemned Lumpus to The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly as Lincoln, Isabel, and Xenia holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Xenia's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long blue wolf tails, and massive blue angel wings are permanent, and Isabel's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, and massive blue angel wings are permanent.
Me: That'll teach you, you ugly moose!
Nico: And it's been a long time since you've used your Oblivion Life Energy Drain Wing, but it's now become even more powerful.
Lincoln: Yep, it sure has thanks to my constant evolutions and transformations. Plus, I can also use that same technique, but in more different forms.
Lincoln formed a red and black energy ball which he fired at an approaching thug and caused streams of life energy to be sucked out of the criminal and into Lincoln via his hand, and when that was done, the thug was reduced to being a statue and shattered into pieces and sent to The Black Gates.
Eli: Now, any thug who tries to attack us, you'll drain them of their life energy and they'll be turned into statues.
Me: And shattered if we get the chance, besides, they wouldn't make any good masterpieces in the garden, they're even uglier in statue form.
Nico: Big time ugly.
Me: Now that was funny.
Nico: Yep. Now for business. We have the Anothers to face.
Eli: And we have Another Anchor-Man, Bomb-Voyage, Screenslaver, Underminer, Syndrome, Evil Orbit Woman and Crimson Dynamo,
We gasped!
Qin: WHOA!
Me: So we have most of the enemies of the Incredibles to face.
Crimson Dynamo: (Russian Accent) And we decided to give Syndrome a shot too. But Vypra is going to be keeping a REALLY Close eye on him too.
Xenia: Thank goodness.
Nico: Lets hope he doesn't pull a fast one. Who do we call for them?
Me: Hilda, Dillan, Countdown, Blastermind and Bushwhack.
Nico: Nice!
Maria called them in.
Countdown: I'm Da Bomb!
Blastermind: Mind Over Matter!
Bushwhack: Axe To The Max!
Qin: Awesome!
Hilda: (British Accent) We're ready for this one.
Eli: And the Anothers minus Crimson Dynamo are all one person.
Me: This will be good.
Nico: And here they come!
Dillon: Oh boy.
Out came a bunch of figures and they were Another Anchor-Man, Bomb-Voyage, Screenslaver, Underminer, Syndrome and Evil Orbit Woman!
Me: WHOA!
Qin: This will be awesome.
Lola: Yeah!
Another Bomb-Voyage: (In a girls voice) This is gonna be awesome.
Lincoln: (GASP) Malora Incredible! Wow!
She reverted back and was a girl with black hair and blue eyes and she had fire angel wings and had red clothes with the logo of the Incredibles on her skirt and she had an Incredibles Theme Keyblade.
Malora Incredible: It's so awesome to see you again Lincoln and wow you grew into an awesome young man.
Lincoln: I sure have.
Me: Care to introduce us Lincoln?
Lincoln: Sure. Guys meet Malora Incredible, Keyblade Knight of Metroville, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and an awesome friend of the Parr family and all the Supers of Metroville, and she's also a really powerful master of fire. Not only does she have a massive hatred towards Xehanort, but she also harbors a really massive and really nasty hatred towards Syndrome, and she swore if Syndrome ever comes back again, she would kill him and make him suffer the torments of The Nine Circles of Hell. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained me a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.
We were amazed!
Me: Whoa! That is awesome! And the Incredibles are an awesome Superhero Family and Jack Jack is so awesome with his powers and he is coming along strong with them.
Nico: Yeah.
Malora Incredible: I know. And I am so proud of him. And I heard about what happened with you guys lifting the ban on Supers. I'm so glad you all did that.
Me: We are too.
Nico: Yeah and also Vypra has Syndrome in the M.O.E. and she is going to keep a really close and strong eye on him. But you can still vent your rage on him.
Malora Incredible: I would like that very much.
Me: Good.
Nico: By the way Buddy Pine is also in the Redemption Squad. This was before he turned into Syndrome.
Malora Incredible: I heard about that and I would have gladly taken him under my wing to show him how to be a great hero.
Nico: I know you would.
Me: Yeah. All of the Parr family is doing really well. They now don't have to hide their superhero business anymore and they are awesome members of the team.
Malora Incredible: I'm so happy for them.
Qin: We are too. They are great friends and awesome to hang out with.
Laney: Yeah.
Me: By the way is the Another Crimson Dynamo friendly or hostile?
Malora Incredible: Friendly and she has a really amazing and powerful connection to Maximum Ride.
Me: Whoa! I wonder what it is.
Malora Incredible: It's amazing.
Qin: Wow.
Me: Sorry we have to do this.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and was separated from the Anothers.
Malora Incredible: SHOWTIME!
They fired waves of energy, magic, bombs and fire and blasted the Anothers and I caught the Wonder Ride Books.
Me: Oh yeah!
Laney: That was fun!
Lola: YEAH!
Me: Now for the Another Crimson Dynamo.
May: All we can do is wait on that one.
Nico: Tell Me when she's here.
Me: Will do.
Xenia: Yeah.
Lazlo: Thanks for helping us get rid of Lumpus.
Qin: Now he is a pulverized forgotten memory.
Xenia: But he is still funny to thrash.
Laney: Yeah he sure is.
The Lardodoodle bird was glad he was saved.
Me: We'll have the bird placed into the T.L.P.S.-M.O.E. protection program.
Camie: Good idea.
Fluttershy: That is a really great idea guys.
Xenia: It sure is.
Varie: Yeah.
Maria: I'd rather not eat worms!
Lana: Don't knock it till you try it.
Maria: Maybe for you Lana but not me. That was so disgusting.
Nico: (Snoring)
Qin: Out like a light.
May: Yeah.
Rainbow Dash: Nico takes as big an awesome nap like I do.
Nico: Yeah he sure does.
Maria: I don't even look good fat!
Me: No kidding.
Maria: I know.
Eli: Uh guys? Look!
We saw a figure coming and it was ANOTHER CRIMSON DYNAMO!
Me: There!
I pulled out a bugle and played Reville in Nico's ear!
Nico woke up and got ready.
Nico: (Imitating Ed) PRIVATE DO-NOT-ENTER IS READY FOR DUTY CHIEF!
He saluted.
Akira: Glad you're up!
Eddy: (LAUGHS) Nice imitation of Lumpy Nico!
Nico: (LAUGHS) That was funny! Is the Another here?
Me: Yep.
We saw Another Crimson Dynamo!
Nico: WHOA!
Me: This one is going to be strong.
Another Crimson Dynamo: (In a girls voice) But it will be fun too.
Me: (GASP) That voice.
She reverted back and was a girl with red hair and red eyes and had the wings of the mighty and powerful harpy eagle and she had red clothes and had a tiara with the symbol of the Hawk Dopant on it and she had the same symbol on her skirt.
Me: (GASP) Mandy Ride Hawk!
Nico: WHOA!
Mandy Ride Hawk: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here.
Nico: Wow! Are you one of the members of the Angel Project?
Mandy Ride Hawk: I sure am. I escaped and went though a portal years ago before Max and some of the Flock did.
Me: Cool! Mandy is also the Embodiment of the Hawk Dopant and she has amazing bird powers and she has amazingly powerful superhuman strength because she was spliced with the genes and wings of the Harpy Eagle. The most powerful bird in the world.
Crimson Dynamo: WOW! So she is as strong as me.
Me: Yep.
Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!
Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.
Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!
Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.
Mandy Ride Hawk: No he didn't. I flew and grabbed him and dropped him from 45,000 feet into the sky and right into the ocean.
Me: WHOA! That is high up!
Sakura Knudson: That explains why he was dripping wet and had almost every bone in his body broken.
Nico: Too bad that didn't kill him. Saved us the trouble.
Mandy Ride Hawk: I know.
Me: Never underestimate the power of the strongest bird in the world.
Zocks and Kaito: ZENKAIJU GEAR!
They donned Zenkaiju Armor!
Lincoln: Lets separate you first.
Lincoln fired a beam of light and separated her.
Mandy Ride Hawk: Awesome. Now watch this.
She flew and grabbed Another Crimson Dynamo and flew high up and at 45,000 feet she dropped him and then he fell and then…
KRASMASH!
She landed 3 seconds later.
Me: WHOA! That is amazing!
Qin: YEAH!
Mandy Ride Hawk: Not all I can do though.
Nico: Top this! (ACTIVATES CRIMSON DYNAMO AND EVIL ORBIT WOMAN'S RIDEWATCHES)
He fired energy blasts and smashed him down.
May: I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG! (ACTIVATES DR. ROBOTNIK AND EVIL WHIRLPOOL MAN'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired waves of energy and blasted him.
Maria: My turn! (ACTIVATES SNOWFLAME AND RED DARK MAGICIAN'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired ice and dark magic and blasted him.
Milly Ashford: My turn! (ACTIVATES EVIL ORBIT WOMAN'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired waves of energy and blasted him.
Then Manta Bayarsh, Yost Executioner, Lunge Fish, Princess Abi, Uma Zazzala Queen Bee and Evil Manta came.
Nico: Nice team Manta!
Manta Bayarsh: Thanks Nico. This will be fun.
Nico: Yep.
?: This is gonna be fun.
Magnet Man came.
Me: Magnet Man? Wow!
Magnet Man: (In a girls voice) I'm ready for some fun!
Nico: Maya Magneto! Wow!
Maya Magneto: Yep. Awesome to see you again Nico. I got this.
She fired Magnetic energy and crushed the Another and I caught the ridewatch and purified it.
Me: That did it!
Maya Magneto: That was cool!
Nico: You're naked, aren't you?
Maya Magneto: I sure am.
Me: Uh oh.
I put on my blind man glasses and the boys covered their eyes.
Me: It's going to hurt.
Maya Magneto: I know.
Me: Here we go. (SNAPS FINGERS)
I snapped my fingers and she doubled over in pain. She threw up and fired magnetic energy and numerous pieces of metal smashed onto May!
KRASMASH!
May: OUCH!
Maya reverted back and was a girl with black hair and blue eyes and she had grey angel wings and had a magnet symbol on her forehead.
Maya Magneto: (GROANS) That hurt. (GASP) Oh my god! Sorry May!
May: I'm okay!
Maya saw herself.
Maya Magneto: (GASP) EYES TO YOURSELVES PERVERTS!
Rarity: Don't worry darling. We can fix this.
The Fashion brigade moved in and gave her new grey clothes and they looked great.
Maya Magneto: Wow! I look amazing.
Varie: You sure do.
Nico: How do you feel?
Maya Magneto: Better than ever.
Me: Cool.
Milly Ashford: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Maya Magneto: When me and Nico raided an illegal beer factory and stopped the whole operation and I used my magnetic powers to tie up all the thugs.
Nico: Yep that was cool.
Lola: That is awesome.
Xenia: Yeah.
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Maya hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Maya Magneto: Same here Nico.
We later left the simulator went told everyone about it and it was awesome.
Later it was time for another awesome Super Mario Galaxy Adventure.
Nico: Next is Loopdeeswoop Galaxy.
Me: That water Race Course Galaxy!
Nicole: Awesome! That's one of my favorites.
Girl Jordan: Me and Leeli will come. I want to have a shot at some surfing there.
Leeli: Me too!
They had surfboards with them.
Nico: Love that spirit girls. Anyone else?
Ulrich: Me and Erza will go too.
Nico: Okay then. Lets head in.
They went in and the simulator activated and they were at LOOPDEESWOOP GALAXY!
Nico: Cool!
Girl Jordan: Wow! So this is Loopdeeswoop Galaxy.
Leeli: Wow! It's amazing.
Nico: Any tips, Nicole?
Nicole: (On the radio) Not much to work with here. Just got to surf to the end.
Girl Jordan: That is cool.
Nico: Okay.
Ulrich: This will be fun.
Erza: Here we go! REQUIP!
She donned her SEA EMPRESS ARMOR!
Nico: Awesome!
Ulrich: We need to fight these Goombas first!
Nico: Lets do it!
They got to surfing!
Girl Jordan: WOOHOO!
Leeli: THIS IS SO FUN!
Nico: YEAH!
Ulrich and Erza slashed the Goombas all over!
Nico: (gets out Crimson Dynamo and Titanium Man's Ridewatches) I'm loaded with weapons!
Nico activated them and fired waves of missiles and lasers and blasted the Goombas all over.
?: YEAH! Take that!
A Girl with red hair, blue eyes, black athletic clothes and had red angel wings and she had a tiara with the symbol of the American Turbo Rangers on it and the same symbol on her shorts!
Talia Carranger: Talia Carranger, Embodiment of the American Turbo Rangers.
Nico: Awesome to meet you!
ZOOM!
She destroyed the goombas.
Girl Jordan and Leeli blasted many of them.
Nico: Who's in the lead right now?!
Girl Jordan: Me and Leeli!
Talia Carranger: Oh yeah!
Then Girl Jordan and Leeli crossed the line!
They won and then the star came!
Nico: There it is!
They went and got the star!
YOU GOT A STAR!
Talia Carranger: That was awesome!
They all high five!
Erza: Tell us more about yourself.
Talia Carranger: I'm a race car and plane driver and I am an awesome driver and pilot. I love to fly and drive and even make my own planes and cars.
Nico: That is cool.
Talia Carranger: It sure is.
Nico: Would you like to join the team?
Talia Carranger: I would be honored.
Later they came back and we cheered.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, Iron Man, Korra, Stella Copernicus, Infectious Lass, and Sailor Dwarf Woodlands are heading to Manhattan, New York for Day 2 of the treasure hunt, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the six girls here, but the second treasure we're getting is for Marty the Zebra: these are known as The Greaves of Varuna, and after Marty gets those, we're going to destroy Juroung, the Water and Gravity Elemental shaman and "true disciple" A.K.A. fanatical follower of Grandmaster Meio from the Strider series.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Manhattan, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the six girls here, but the second treasure we're getting is for Marty the Zebra: these are known as The Greaves of Varuna, and after Marty gets those, we're going to destroy Juroung, the Water and Gravity Elemental shaman and "true disciple" A.K.A. fanatical follower of Grandmaster Meio.
Me: Oh man, and it's been two years since we destroyed Grandmaster Meio.
Nico: It sure has, so his disciple's come to take revenge, has he? Well, he's going to regret this big time.
Iron Man: First, we should get the treasure at once.
We headed straight for a shrine made of aqua blue-colored marble with two Zebras out in front of the shrine, and we headed inside and we saw the treasure: The Greaves of Varuna, four silver and aqua blue-colored greaves with aqua blue gems.
Marty the Zebra: The Greaves of Varuna, nice!
Suddenly, we saw a beautiful and super sexy girl with short dark brown hair with eye stalks on top of her head, blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has Saiken's six massive and long white slimy tails, she's dressed in a sleeveless blue top, blue skirt with the Six Kanji, sandals, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, water, slime, slugs, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Saiken The Six-Tailed Slug, in her right hand is a greatsword and with her are the six girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Selene Saiken, Avatar of Saiken The Six-Tailed Slug.
Selene Saiken: That's right, and I got the girls away from that fanatical follower of Grandmaster Meio.
?: YOU SHALL PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO GRANDMASTER MEIO, BLASPHEMERS!
We then saw our target, Juroung, and he was indeed out for our heads. Marty the Zebra grabbed the Greaves of Varuna and put them on his legs, and when he did, he was surrounded by a massive and glowing vortex of aqua blue energy with stars, water, and ocean waves surrounding the vortex, there are zebras, phoenixes, and angels running and flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a white and black-striped phoenix with red eyes glaring at Juroung: the red eyes of death.
The vortex faded, and Marty emerged with a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, he has neon blue eyes and an aqua blue energy aura with stars, water, ocean waves, zebras, phoenixes, and angels surrounding him, he has a Zebra emblazoned on his forehead with blue iris, he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with aqua blue gems in the gold water drop links and aqua blue crystal links and an aqua blue zebra-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom is a zebra with blue gems for eyes and the Water and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves for the pendant and he now has on a large white and gold accented choker on his neck, he has on a long sleeveless white trenchcoat with water, ocean waves, stars, zebras, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a zebra with water and ocean waves surrounding it, and there's an aqua blue kanji below the zebra that said, "Marty the Zebra, Wisecracking and Hilarious Zebra from The Central Park Zoo Now Member of Circus Zaragoza, Destroyer of DuBois and Makunga, Childhood Best Friend of Alex, Melman, and Gloria, Friend to Many, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Water, Stars, Zebras, Phoenixes, and Angels"
シマウマのマーティ、セントラルパーク動物園の賢くて陽気なシマウマ、現在はサーカス・サラゴサのメンバー、デュボアとマクンガの破壊者、アレックス、メルマン、グロリアの幼少期の親友、多くの友人、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、保護者、擁護者、そして宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、信頼を司る真の女神、悪の破壊者であり殺戮者、錯乱、殺人、無慈悲、サディスティックバスターズ、素晴らしく強力な教師の素晴らしく強力な生徒、そして水、星、シマウマ、フェニックス、天使のマスター
Marty the Zebra now has massive white angel wings with black stripes and aqua blue tips and he grew much bigger and much stronger. Plus, the Greaves of Varuna have merged with the greatswords and swords that he'd gotten and they're surrounded by aqua blue energy, stars, water, ocean waves, zebras, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Marty the Zebra's Water Maelstrom Varuna Water Maelstrom Greaves of Water Maelstrom Justice, a brand-new pair of silver and aqua blue greaves with ocean waves etched on them and aqua blue gems embedded in them.
Marty the Zebra's transformed into SUPER ANGEL-ZEBRA-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA HINDU VARUNA WATER OCEANIC MAELSTROM ZEBRA PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE HINDU VARUNA WATER OCEANIC MAELSTROM ZEBRA PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC HINDU VARUNA WATER OCEANIC MAELSTROM ZEBRA PHOENIX ANGEL HOPE!
We were amazed by Marty's Super Angel-Zebra-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Juroung saw it, he went mad with rage, but Marty fired a massive barrage of aqua blue energy, stars, water, ocean waves, zebras, phoenixes, and angels which hits Juroung, he got back up, but now, he was mega pissed off and mega insane now.
Marty the Zebra: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Hindu Water Oceanic Maelstrom Varuna Zebra Phoenix Angel and Divine Hindu Water Oceanic Maelstrom Varuna Zebra Phoenix Angel Hope) There's plenty more where that came from, you fanatical nut!
Sylvester: Time to send you straight to Hell where you belong to join your master.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: After everything he'd done for Meio, he deserves it. Let's get him!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Demonic Bloodstained Stellar Eternal Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel of Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Justice and Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Compassion and he unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demon Knight Sparda Demonic Fang Demon Hound Greatsword of Demon Hound Darkness Justice from his back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Iron Man and his team, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Juroung, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln stung him with his tail and absorbed him and assimilated all his powers over water and gravity and sent him straight to The Black Gates forever. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down, and Marty the Zebra's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, gold halo, longer tail, and massive white angel wings are permanent.
Lincoln: You're done, Juroung, now join Meio in Oblivion forever. (To Selene Saiken) And it's so good to see you again, Selene Saiken.
Selene Saiken: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met.
Lincoln went up to Selene Saiken and he hugged them, and Selene Saiken very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Selene Saiken: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories and gold halo behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., this is Selene Saiken, Avatar of Saiken The Six-Tailed Slug, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan, and she's the Avatar of Saiken The Six-Tailed Slug and she's a powerful master of water and slime and she also knows how to use those six massive tails as powerful weapons such as using them to such as using them as whips to whip villains and even grab villains by the neck and toss them to the side or even use Frieza's torture attack on them. She's also a member of The Tailed Beast Avatar Guardian Angels of Lincoln Loud, and she and the others never show any mercy to those who dare to hurt me. She also really hates Lynn to the extreme, because during a date at Lake Huron, that animal showed up and tried to kill me once more, but Selene trapped her inside a water bubble and sent her back to The Loud House to face her punishment.
Nico: Whoa. Oh, I hate to find out what that animal did to warrant that kind of punishment from Selene.
Alex the Lion: We'd already heard of what Kenzie, Gina, and Calliope did to the mean sisters and by pissing them off by attacking Lincoln.
Me: True, especially by angering someone who's the Avatar of The Six-Tailed Slug who happens to be a master of water and slime.
Lincoln: Exactly, Lynn could've been slimed or sprayed with water, but if she were sprayed with slime, it wouldn't even phase her since she was always drenched in sweat.
Lori: And stunk like a gym bag.
Laney: Getting slimed wouldn't make any difference, we could still smell her from a mile away.
Lincoln: So, Selene resorted to spraying her with water and trapping her in a water bubble because she needed a bath that day anyways, and now that you're here, Selene.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Selene Saiken in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Selene Saiken: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on Selene Saiken's neck with blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Selene Saiken: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Selene Saiken.
Selene Saiken had a smile on her faces and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his arms around her and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips and she also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the six girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The six girls are Judge Olivia Hall, Judge Clémentine Lebrun, Ginger, Renee Leland, Eva Sanchez, and Eva Grant from Criminal Case.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Judge Olivia Hall, Judge Clémentine Lebrun, Ginger, Renee Leland, Eva Sanchez, and Eva Grant from Criminal Case.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: You said it. Are you all okay?
Renee Leland: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Judge Olivia Hall and the other five girls saw who it was that saved them from Juroung, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white choker collar with gold accents and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura around him.
Judge Olivia Hall: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made five clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Eva Sanchez: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Judge Olivia Hall, Judge Clémentine Lebrun, Ginger, Renee Leland, Eva Sanchez, and Eva Grant with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to the World Tree Estate and we told them Marty the Zebra had gotten the Greaves of Varuna, and the rest of the team were shocked to find out the villain we went after was Juroung, the Water and Gravity Elemental shaman and "true disciple" A.K.A. fanatical follower of Grandmaster Meio from the Strider series, and he also wanted revenge on us for what we did to his master.
But, when Lincoln showed what happened such as Marty the Zebra transforming and all of us giving that fanatical monster the beating of his life and Lincoln absorbing him and sending him straight to The Black Gates forever, everyone cheered for us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on his face. Lincoln and Selene Saiken have a lot of catching up to do, now that they're back in town.
Maria: Jeez, so you guys ran into one of Grandmaster Meio's followers in Manhattan.
Lincoln: And we made sure that he paid for all his crimes.
Nico: And sent him to The Black Gates forever.
Me: You got that right.
After finally getting rid of Juroung and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Selene Saiken saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her faces, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Selene Saiken: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Selene, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Selene Saiken: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Selene Saiken: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Nico: Yep. So, Selene, mind showing us that video of the fight you had with Lynn when that animal showed up to kill Lincoln during your date at Lake Huron?
Selene Saiken: Gladly.
Selene Saiken played the video on the screen, and we saw Lincoln and Selene Saiken at Lake Huron with Lincoln in his orange swim trunks and Selene Saiken in her dark blue two-piece bikini. But, their date would wind up getting interrupted.
MONSTROUS LOUD BELCH!
Past Selene Saiken: What the heck was that?! (Sniffs) UGH! And what the heck was that smell, it smells like an unwashed pair of gym clothes!
Past Lincoln: Oh no, not again, Lynn!
Then, we saw Lynn come out of the bushes, and she was out for blood once again.
Past Lynn: (ROARS LIKE AN ANIMAL)
But, then, we saw Selene Saiken fire massive jets of water that drenched Lynn and washed the stink off her and she trapped her in a water bubble. Then, she swats the water bubble with her six massive and long white tails and sent Lynn flying back to The Loud House as the video ended.
Nico: Sheesh, Lynn tried to attack her little brother again, but her smelling like an unwashed gym bag always ratted her out.
Me: Lynn's smell always ratted her out.
Luna: And that always alerted us of that walking gym bag.
Eli: Ew!
Lincoln: But, Lynn was repeatedly warned about this, but no, she was so stubborn and way too dumb and stupid because of Dark Lynn, that stupid animal.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Choee Bars, Woodburry Bark, Asalty Remix, MJiggy, Bright Hope, Tannerita, Lilith Aensland, Simulator Sherry Blendy, Sherria Blendy, and Sorano Agria A.K.A. Angel are heading to Shangri-Spa.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Choee Bars, Woodburry Bark, Asalty Remix, MJiggy, Bright Hope, Tannerita, Lilith Aensland, Simulator Sherry Blendy, Sherria Blendy, and Sorano Agria A.K.A. Angel are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Choee Bars, Woodburry Bark, Asalty Remix, MJiggy, Bright Hope, Tannerita, Lilith Aensland, Simulator Sherry Blendy, Sherria Blendy, and Sorano Agria A.K.A. Angel had feelings for Lincoln, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Sherria Blendy: Wow, so this is Shangri-Spa, it sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Sherria, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Choee Bars, Woodburry Bark, Asalty Remix, MJiggy, Bright Hope, Tannerita, Lilith Aensland, Simulator Sherry Blendy, Sherria Blendy, and Sorano Agria A.K.A. Angel dived into the waters of the many springs and we had fun swimming in the ocean, and we also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went to a workout area, and Choee Bars, Woodburry Bark, Asalty Remix, MJiggy, Bright Hope, Tannerita, Lilith Aensland, Simulator Sherry Blendy, Sherria Blendy, and Sorano Agria A.K.A. Angel got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails. But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he sucked out all of their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Choee Bars, Woodburry Bark, Asalty Remix, MJiggy, Bright Hope, Tannerita, Lilith Aensland, Simulator Sherry Blendy, Sherria Blendy, and Sorano Agria A.K.A. Angel and they hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Choee Bars, Woodburry Bark, Asalty Remix, MJiggy, Bright Hope, Tannerita, Lilith Aensland, Simulator Sherry Blendy, Sherria Blendy, and Sorano Agria A.K.A. Angel placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Shangri-Spa, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!
Suddenly, ten Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Choee Bars, Woodburry Bark, Asalty Remix, MJiggy, Bright Hope, Tannerita, Lilith Aensland, Simulator Sherry Blendy, Sherria Blendy, and Sorano Agria A.K.A. Angel with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Choee Bars, Woodburry Bark, Asalty Remix, MJiggy, Bright Hope, Tannerita, Lilith Aensland, Simulator Sherry Blendy, Sherria Blendy, and Sorano Agria A.K.A. Angel are in your harem.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to Choee Bars, Woodburry Bark, Asalty Remix, MJiggy, Bright Hope, Tannerita, Lilith Aensland, Simulator Sherry Blendy, Sherria Blendy, and Sorano Agria A.K.A. Angel, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive bottles full of the hottest hot sauces appeared over the funnel.
Nico: (GASPS) BOTTLES OF THE HOTTEST HOT SAUCE?! HE WOULDN'T DARE!
Then, the bottles of the hottest hot sauce were dumped right into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
SCREAM OF PAIN AND AGONY!
Flip screamed like crazy as tons of fire gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his mouth, ears, and farted out of his three-cheeked butt like crazy!
Flip stopped screaming and farting out fire, but he was still red in his ugly face!
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you disgusting three butt-cheeked mutant!
Me: Damn, now that was brutal!
Nico: Too brutal, but that was hilarious.
Poromon was having a meeting with the other mascots and I was with them.
Me: Okay what's this meeting about guys?
Poromon: Well remember how Poliwag built that cool robot?
Me: I sure do. That was a very well created robot.
Poromon: Well me and the mascots were thinking about building one for all of us.
Me: That's an interesting idea.
Poliwag: It sure is.
Manaphy: I think it's cool.
In the living room everyone was watching TV when they heard clanging and tools going.
CLANG CLANG CLANG BANG BANG BANG!
Eliza Thornberry: What is that?
Nico: It's coming from the lab. Oh deer god! I hope the mascots aren't causing trouble.
They went to go see.
Judy: Okay. I'm afraid to ask what that is.
Peter: Me too.
Qin: Yeah.
They went into the lab and saw me and the mascots making REALLY COOL ROBOTS! They looked like the robots from the movie Bicentennial Man.
Nico: WHOA! Those are awesome robots!
Lisa Loud: That is very genius!
Me: Like our robots?
Poromon: We made them after getting inspiration from Bicentennial Man.
Nico: That is cool!
Eli: Yeah!
Nico: Boy I remember the robots from Bicentennial Man. That was a sad movie but it was cool.
Qin: It sure was.
Me: Good times.
G1 Slipstream: What can they do?
Me: Well we built them to act like humans and also we helped make her too.
Galatea came.
Galatea: It's a pleasure to meet you Team Loud Phoenix Storm. Nurse Galatea of TLPS Robotics.
She looked like a nurse android.
Me: Galatea was made using the same artificial components that made Andrew human.
Galatea: It's true.
Nico: Wow! You guys have really advanced in the fields of robotics. I'm really impressed.
Lisa Loud: Very well created.
Air Raid: What else can they do?
Me: They are very smart and analytical and can help in anything. Cooking, jobs and more. And they are great friends and can give great advice. And like Andrew in Bicentennial Man they can fix up old things.
Nico: That is really cool!
Air Raid: Boy I'll say.
Cloud Man: Can the robots also use weapons?
Me: No these are robots that were built and programmed to be productive members of society and the human race and help people when they need it.
Nico: Very interesting and well done.
Xenia: Yeah.
Cloud Man: Can the robots also use weapons?
Me: No these are robots that were built and programmed to be productive members of society and the human race and help people when they need it.
Nico: Very interesting and well done.
Xenia: Yeah.
G1 Ironhide: Besides, I think me and my fellow Cybertronians are enough for the robot weapons department.
Nico: That is true.
Me: Yeah these robots are primarily programmed to help people. Not destroy.
Nico: Good call.
Xenia: Yeah.
Nico: Well done guys.
Poromon: Thanks Nico.
Poliwag: It was fun making robots like this.
Me: It sure was.
Nico: You guys have really outdone yourselves with this. Well done.
Me: Thank you.
Judy: But why do I get the feeling we'll meet new heroes?
Me: I have that same feeling too.
Xenia: Yeah.
The previous group came.
Diabolico: Can me, Brain Freezer, Man Boy, Riddler, Toiletnator, Cluemaster, Whiger, Wrecking Crew, Hank Scorpio, and Dr. Destiny go with you guys?
Piledriver: Those are some nice robots, by the way.
Bulldozer: What can they do?
Nico: In order yes you all can come with us and those are really cool robots aren't they. And they were built and programmed to help all of the world and help people with every day things and give good advice and be friends to all.
Bulldozer: Cool! Who built them?
Me: Me and the Mascots did.
Bulldozer: Wow! That is awesome!
Me: Yep.
Camie: Before we head out we need to know. Who is Jurgen the Brutal?
Me: Lets see.
I went and pulled up his info and he was NOT A REALLY NICE GUY!
Jurgen the Brutal is the main antagonist of the 2019 film Jumanji: The Next Level.
He is a tyrannical and brutal warlord who stole the Falcon Heart from the Avian Province to form an alliance with the brothers Kababik. He is also responsible for killing Dr. Smolder Bravestone's parents.
He was portrayed by Rory McCann, who also portrayed Sandor Clegane in Game of Thrones, Michael "Lurch" Armstrong in Hot Fuzz, and Duke Vedmire in The Legend of Vox Machina.
Jurgen is dangerously ferocious and his ferocity is a force to be reckoned with, going as far as killing his own men and feeding them, piece by piece, to his Hyenas, if they disappoint him. His temper is matched by his equal ferocity, making him prone to violent outburst and acts of sheer murder. Like Professor Russell Van Pelt and his own army, he has absolute command over his men, who follow his every word. He can inflict a deadly instant KO finishing move by hurling an axe at an enemy.
When engaging in combat, he displays superhuman strength and endurance which outclasses the impressive physical might of Bravestone. This gives him a high level of confidence when engaging his enemies in combat as he did when Bravestone decided to go toe-to-toe with Jurgen and was easily overpowered by Jurgen's physical might. Despite his love for a good fight, he has enough common sense to know when to back off and retreat, which was seen when he fled from Bravestone after discovering he had the Jumanji Berry with him.
While not much is known from his past, Jurgen the Brutal once killed Dr. Smolder Bravestone's parents. He also stole the Falcon Heart, a gemstone said to bring fertility to the world of Jumanji as long as it could face the sun, from a raid in the Avian Province. He stowed the Heart in darkness, which later caused the world of Jumanji to fall victim to an endless drought. He also had a brother, who he once cared of. However, he killed him before feeding him to his hyenas for his failure.
Jurgen was first mentioned in a letter from the NPC Nigel Billingsley given to the players before they spawn at the Dunes. He is later seen announcing to his followers inside a bar in the Oasis. The players were instructed to follow former girlfriend to the Jumanji Berry tree to get a berry.
The players eventually make it to Jurgen's hideout north of the Dunes in Zathira Fortress. Eddie and Milo were locked in the fortress's dungeons, but Spencer, Alex and Martha save them, while Bethany and Fridge pose as the Brothers Kababik, which Jurgen intended to have an alliance with, to take back the Falcon Heart for good. Eddie attempts to get the Heart from the chest, only to find that it was Jurgen who took it. Later, Jurgen's henchman revealed that the "brothers" are in fact imposters. Jurgen tried to kill them for manipulating him, but Martha, Spencer and Alex intervene. Martha fights all of Jurgen's men, as Spencer starts attacking Jurgen but his punches have no effect on, while Jurgen escapes to his ironclad while Spencer anchors it with its rope.
Before the anchor breaks off, Spencer gets on the blimp to fight Jurgen, but he tries to kick him off the ironclad. Spencer recovers while the ironclad crashes into one of Zathira Fortress's towers. Realizing that Jurgen's only weakness is the Jumanji Berry that was picked earlier, Spencer incapacitated him with it, long enough for him to grab the Heart before Jurgen plummets to his death, avenging Smolder's parents' death.
Eddie saves Spencer on Milo and shows the Heart to the sun's rays, before the players say Jumanji, beating the game one more time. Nigel Billingsley then takes back the Falcon Heart from the players, promising to protect it with his life. Milo chooses to stay in Jumanji due to his declining health condition, while the rest of the players were transported back to the real world.
When we were done we were shocked and horrified!
Nico: This guy is REALLY BAD NEWS!
Laney: He is like Genghis Khan!
Nico: Yeah!
Kenzie Kurama: I'll gladly face him and show him just how BRUTAL I can be.
Nico: This will be fun.
Ashi: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Top Man next.
Me: Ooh that will be a spinny one.
Nico: (LAUGHS) Yeah.
Nicole: And he's the only one left out of the Mega Man 3 Robot Masters.
Nico: Yep. Then we go into Mega Man 4.
Lola: Nice!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow iris of his Third Eye glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it was none other than Jurgen the Brutal, and he's causing trouble once again in Jumanji. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh, shoot!
Lincoln sounded the alarm and we rushed in.
Nico: We heard the alarm, what's up, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, the person is Jurgen the Brutal, and he's causing trouble once again in Jumanji.
We gasped.
Me: This isn't good.
Nico: So, we got another villain from Jumanji and it sounds like this guy's a completely brutal animal, and he's incredibly dangerous.
Me: We need to get to Judy and Peter and tell them of the situation.
Lincoln: We'll be needing their help again since this is another Jumanji villain we're dealing with.
Judy: You can count on us guys!
Peter: Yeah we won't let you down!
Me: Great!
Twilight Sparkle: At least I don't have a nasty allergy attack like I did the last time we had a Jumanji situation.
Lola: That is true Twilight.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Huron Blackheart, also known as the Blood Reaver, a powerful chaos space marine pirate lord and leader of the Red Corsairs from Warhammer 40,000, and he's on a dangerous rampage. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh no.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is something we are so not going to like in the least bit: the figure we saw and the dark energy we sensed belongs to Huron Blackheart, also known as the Blood Reaver, a powerful chaos space marine pirate lord and leader of the Red Corsairs from Warhammer 40,000, and he's on a dangerous rampage.
We gasped.
Hunter: (German Accent) This is not good. I've heard of Huron Blackheart, he's a dangerous villain and a threat to the world of Warhammer, we must destroy him at once.
Rebecca Shindai: Leave him to me and Lincoln, Hunter. I've wanted a chance to kill Huron Blackheart and make The Blood Reaver pay for every last one of his crimes for a long time.
Nico: And that's a chance you're going to get later on today. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading to Jumanji to kill Jurgen the Brutal.
Lincoln: That savage warlord has lived for far too long, now it's time for him to die and we're sending him straight to The Black Gates forever, and once we get done with Jurgen the Brutal, you're next, Huron Blackheart.
Rebecca Shindai: You will pay for the blood of the countless innocent souls that you've murdered in your rampage of destruction, Huron Blackheart, and the price for that is your life.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed to Jumanji to kill Jurgen the Brutal, and once we got done killing him, Lincoln and Rebecca Shindai are going to kill and destroy Huron Blackheart.
We were off to the world of Jumanji! I cut open a portal and we were off.
We arrived in the world of Jumanji!
We saw that it was a beautiful and amazingly endless jungle.
Qin: WOW!
Brain Freezer: This is the place, right?
Nico: Yep this is it.
Me: Wow! It's a huge jungle! It's hard to imagine that Alan was stuck her for 26 years.
Nico: Boy no kidding!
Lola: This is amazing! It's like we're in the lands of all the biggest jungles of the world combined together into one.
Nico: Yeah!
Sheep Creep baaed, looking around.
Fluttershy: Wow! So many amazing and incredible creatures.
Me: Yeah they are amazing.
Laney: Wow! They sure are amazing. It's like we went to the jungles of the world all at once.
Toiletnator: Anyone here?
Me: Look there.
We saw a village.
Me: There's a village there.
We went down to it.
Darkwing: Are there at least any lions here?
Me: We'll find out.
Qin: Yeah but there are bound to be some lions here.
Nico: I agree.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: I see some people!
It was 5 people running from a bunch of ruthless warriors and they had the Falcon Jewel in their hands!
Me: Whoa!
We saw that they were
Dwayne Johnson as Dr. Xander "Smolder" Bravestone: A player character and Eddie's avatar initially, before once again becoming Spencer's avatar. He takes the form of a strong, confident archaeologist and explorer. Johnson also portrays Bravestone's father in a flashback, with Zachary Tzegaegbe portraying the young Bravestone
Jack Black as Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon: A player character and Fridge's new avatar. Martha briefly controls the avatar, and he later once again becomes Bethany's. Professor Oberon takes the form of an overweight, male expert in many scientific fields including cartography and geometry.
Kevin Hart as Franklin "Mouse" Finbar: A player character, Milo's avatar initially, who later becomes Fridge's avatar once again. Finbar takes the form of a diminutive zoologist and weapons carrier with some talent in animal linguistics.
Karen Gillan as Ruby Roundhouse: A player character and Martha's avatar, who takes the form of a scantily-clad commando who knows martial arts. She is briefly controlled by Fridge.
Nick Jonas as Jefferson "Seaplane" McDonough: A player character, and Alex's avatar once again, who takes the form of an aircraft pilot.
Awkwafina as Ming Fleetfoot: A new Jumanji player character and Spencer's new avatar, who later becomes Eddie's avatar. Fleetfoot takes the form of a thief with skills in burglary, pick-pocketing, and lock picking.
Ruby Roundhouse: Team Loud Phoenix Storm! Wow!
Me: Get behind us!
They did so.
Kenzie Kurama: I got these jerkwads!
She fired a massive stream of intense fire and incinerated the warriors in an instant!
Kenzie Kurama: That was just for starters. I'm going to show you all what I'm really capable of against Jurgen.
Ruby Roundhouse: Thanks for helping us.
Me: Anytime.
Cluemaster: I suspect you don't usually look like that.
Ruby Roundhouse: No we don't. We became the avatars of Jumanji. My real name is Martha.
Seaplane: I'm Alex.
Ming Fleetfoot: I'm Spencer.
Smolder: I'm Eddie.
Shelly: I'm Fridge.
Mouse: And I'm Milo.
Me: Oh man. Players as different people. I got this guys. (SNAPS FINGERS)
I snapped my fingers and the players and Avatars were separate people now!
Milo: Wow! Thanks.
Martha: Wow! That was cool!
Ruby Roundhouse: Awesome that we get to team up with you guys.
Martha: It sure is.
Spencer: Wait. Where's Bethany?
Molly Hale: Is she with you guys too?
Bethany: I'm right here.
She came out.
Spencer: Thank goodness.
Smolder: Thank goodness you all came when you did.
Me: No kidding. We came here to help you guys kill Jurgen the Brutal.
Kenzie Kurama: Yeah I called first dibs on wanting to show how brutal I can be against him.
Qin: She really wants to show her power against him.
Me: Believe it or not we played this game before.
Spencer: Wait. You have played this game before?
Hank Scorpio: It wasn't like this the first time.
Me: It was back when it was in board game form. But now here we are years later and the game is now in video game cartridge form. Wow.
Lola: Yeah we hardly ever use video game cartridges anymore.
Xenia: I know.
Smolder: I know you guys can help us take down Jurgen.
Me: Yeah and I know you have a really massive score to settle with him Smolder. He killed your parents right?
Smolder: That's right! How did you know?
Me: We have lots of sources.
Kevin Levin: Boy it's one revenge scene after another.
Bethany: Also, two days from now, maybe you guys can join us here again in case there are more enemies here.
Drillhorn: I guess it wouldn't hurt.
Me: Looking forward to it.
Qin: Yeah.
Camie: That will be fun.
Whiger: Wait. What's that?
We saw several tigers growling at us.
Spencer: Fucking kill them!
Me: Cool Tigers!
Fluttershy: I got this guys.
She went over and used her stare on them and they submitted to her.
Ruby Roundhouse: Wow!
Spencer: How did she do that?
Me: Fluttershy is great with all creatures great and small.
Nico: Yep.
Ruby Roundhouse: I would've killed them easily.
Spencer: (sarcastically) Sure, you would've.
RD Lola: First of all, how many of you guys are new to this game?
Spencer: We played this game before.
Judy: So have we and we nearly got killed playing it.
Peter: Yeah we sure did.
Me: That was back when it was in board game form.
Dr. Destiny: And second, Fluttershy doesn't like the deaths of animals.
Me: No it saddens her terribly.
Xenia: Yeah.
Ruby Roundhouse: Oh I can understand why. She loves all animals like they are part of her love and soul.
Lola: Yeah.
Laney: She is very sensitive when it comes to animals.
Eliza Thornberry: Yeah that is too true.
Poromon: She even loves me and the other mascots!
Deadpool: When you guys aren't getting yourselves in trouble or doing shit that could land you guys in jail.
Nico: Wade is right on that.
Poromon: Yeah but it's all fun.
Smolder: That is cool.
Mouse: Boy it sure is.
Me: By the way how did you get the Falcon Jewel here?
Smolder: We swiped it from under Jurgen's nose when he wasn't looking and made a run for it.
Me: Crafty. But now that we have it he is bound to come after us.
Lola: Yeah.
Xenia: If he wants a fight…
Kenzie Kurama: We'll give him a war and Armageddon.
Riddler: Riddle me this: Where is Jurgen now?
Eli: (Concentrates) I sense him at that mountain right there.
He pointed to a mountain behind us.
Me: Then that's where we're going.
Kenzie Kurama: Great. Time to kick and burn some butt.
Lola: This is gonna be awesome and fun.
Camie: Yep.
Thetis: Let's pay him a visit.
Kenzie Kurama: Lets do it.
We were off to the lair.
Jurgen was FURIOUSLY MAD! HE WAS SO PISSED OFF THAT HE WOULD GOING TO KILL ANYONE IN SIGHT! Then the spirits of Jumanji appeared and they roared and hooted. Then they swirled around him and then converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted off in front of them and the flames of the blast formed into Kurama the 9-Tailed Fox and it roared ferociously!
RRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!
Then we appeared and landed!
Smolder: You killed my parents Jurgen, now I'm going to destroy you.
Me: And we're helping him.
Jurgen the Brutal: And who are all of you?
Me: Your worst fucking nightmare!
Wrecker: We're gonna mess you up bad!
Thunderball: Damn straight!
Jurgen the Brutal: We'll see about that! Now hand over the jewel!
Me: You can talk it when you pry it from my cold dead fingers!
Jurgen the Brutal: Then you will die first!
He went at me and then Kenzie kicked him in his face and sent him flying and he smashed into his throne room.
Kenzie Kurama: That is just for starters!
She fired fireball blasts and they hit his men and blasted them all over in fiery explosions!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
Kenzie then went fast and SMASHED AND BRUTALLY pulverized Jurgen all over the place!
Zhalia: Time for Titan Power!
She summoned King Basilisk!
Nico: YEAH!
Kenzie fired fireballs and blasted Jurgen and his followers all over.
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
They were getting blasted all over the place and massive walls of intense fire roared with intense fury around the area.
Xenia: WHOA!
Kenzie got on all 4s and grabbed some of them with her tails and smashed their heads off!
Man Boy: You're not manlier than me!
Kenzie Kurama: In fact you're a wimp!
Jurgen was ENRAGED HEARING THAT!
Kenzie went at him and punched him in his face and kicked him in his stomach and kneed him in his face and she teleported and leg swept him and kicked him into the sky and dealt a spinning axe kick and bashed him right into the ground!
KRASMASH!
Qin: OH YEAH!
Manboy flexed his beard and Jurgen got up and Man Boy punched and smashed him into dust.
Man Boy: Like I said, not manly
Kenzie Kurama: Just a worthless Wimp.
Jurgen got up and HE WAS INFURIATED!
Jurgen the Brutal: (GROWLS) (ENRAGED SCREAMING!)
He went at Kenzie and tried to punch and kick at her but she was FAR TOO Fast for him!
She punched him in the face and kicked him into the wall.
Jurgen got up and he was REALLY MAD!
Jurgen the Brutal: (ENRAGED SCREAMING)
Nico: He is starting to remind me a bit about Nappa when he was that way.
Vegeta: He does remind you of that doesn't he Bokrua.
Nico: That is for sure.
Poliwag slapped him with his tail
SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP!
Poliwag: How do you like that you barbarian freak!
Manaphy blasted him all over.
Jurgen: Why you little!
He tried to slap them both but they dodged his strike!
Manaphy: MISSED ME! MISSED ME! NOW YOU GOT TO KISS ME!
She kissed him full on the mouth!
Jurgen spit all over.
He then grabbed a club and Manaphy ducked as he was about to hit her!
KRABLAM!
He smashed his face in by accident!
Horsea hopped over to him.
Horsea: Ink-O-Gram!
She squirted Ink into his eyes!
Nico: (LAUGHS) Nice one!
Ruby Roundhouse punched and kicked and bashed most of his men all over with awesome Martial Arts!
Poromon: Wow! She is a great fighter!
Me: Deadly too!
Poromon went over to him.
Poromon: Hello! (ECHOING) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!
He fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted him!
Qin: Take that!
Then Xiao Fung, Lady Shiva, Selene, Enchantress, Madame Masque, Goro, Mortal Kombat Scorpion, SkullMeramon, Toad and David Cane came.
Nico: Xiao Fung, Lady Shiva, Selene, Enchantress, Madame Masque, Goro, Mortal Kombat Scorpion, SkullMeramon, Toad and David Cane.
Shiva: I thought we were done with Jumanji for good.
Me: So did we.
Selene: I don't think this will be the last time either!
Me: No.
Xiao Fung: (to Ulrich) By the way, Ulrich, nice job in the Mario Galaxy today.
Ulrich: Thanks.
Enchantress: (to Nico) We heard you fought encountered a special kind of bird.
Nico: We sure did.
Madame Masque: What was it?
Me: It was called the Lardadoodle Bird. It was a huge big fat bird.
Qin: Yeah no kidding.
Crocovile came.
Me: Crocovile. You sure are a glutton for punishment.
Crocovile: Not nearly as big as Turkey Jerk but yeah.
Qin: Yeah.
Crocovile: Are there any crocodiles here?
Me: Plenty down there.
I pointed to some in a moat.
Crocovile: My brethren are here.
Qin: They sure are.
We got the battles underway.
Ulrich, Blossomforth, Selene Tutankhamen, Cere Cere, Fenix, Vapwhirl, Jeremie, Yumi, Odd, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Burst Man and Cloud Man VS Xiao Fung, Shendu, Tchang Zu, Po Kong, Evil Wing Man, Army Dillo, Loyax, Evil HERO Inferno Wing, and Movie Scarecrow - Us battling Lumpus and stopping him from eating the Lardadoodle Bird and Xenia and Isabel transforming
Xiao Fung the Demon Sorcerer of Wind was first.
Xiao Fung: (to Ulrich) Nico's rescue involved battling Lumpus and stopping him from eating the Lardadoodle Bird. Xenia and Isabel transformed too
Ulrich: That was so awesome seeing that and it was really funny too.
Blossomforth: It sure was cool.
Rainbow Dash: All those pranks we pulled were really funny.
Scootaloo: Yeah they sure were.
Whirlwind: Yeah that was fun.
Xiao Fung: Glad you guys had fun! Lets do it!
Ulrich and Xiao Fung flared up Wind Dragon Auras. Songs for Ulrich and Xiao Fung: Tonight She Comes by The Cars and I Want To Know What Love Is by The Foreigner. Ulrich and group fired waves of wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed them down.
Kim Possible, Noir Wendoma, Soji Tendo, Z'neth, Peak, Apex, Ron Stoppable, Bonnie (Kim Possible), Shego, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Ashi, and Spoiled Rich VS Lady Shiva, David Cain, Ubu, Ra's Al-Ghul, Kuroto Dan, Teruteru Hanamura, Plasmus, Overload, and Cinderblock - Us battling Anchor-Man, Bomb-Voyage, Screenslaver, Underminer, Syndrome, Evil Orbit Woman and Crimson Dynamo who were the Keyblade Knight for Metroville and the Embodiment of the Hawk Dopant
Lady Shiva was next.
Shiva: (to Kim) Nico, Akira's team, Crimson Dynamo's team, and the others did good battling Anchor-Man, Bomb-Voyage, Screenslaver, Underminer, Syndrome, Evil Orbit Woman and Crimson Dynamo. They were the Keyblade Knight for Metroville and the Embodiment of the Hawk Dopant.
Kim Possible: Yeah that was so cool seeing them.
Noir Wendoma: It sure was awesome.
Rarity: Indeed it was darlings.
Sweetie Belle: That was really fun.
Gill Grunt: You got that right.
Shiva: That is awesome! Lets do it!
Kim and Shiva flared up Darkness Dragon Auras. Songs for Kim and Shiva: That Don't Impress Me Much by Shania Twain: Groove Is in the Heart by Deee-Lite. Kim and group fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.
Sam Simpson, Marron, Philip and Shotaro, Hercules, Daring Do, Scootaloo, Alex, Clover, Brittany, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Sheep Creep and Wallflower VS Selene, Magneto, Dark Phoenix, Madame Viper, Zara, Priestess of Crimson Flame, Tormes the Centaur, Amygdala, Dr. Caballeron, and Magma Gloom- Lincoln's rescue in Manhattan was a treasure hunt and we battled a follower of Grandmaster Meio
Selene was next.
Selene: (to Sam) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Manhattan for a treasure hunt. He battled a follower of Grandmaster Meio
Sam: He sure did and it was awesome.
Marron: Boy it sure was.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah everyone had fun on that one.
Starshine Sparkle: They sure did and it was cool.
Spyro: It sure was awesome and fun.
Selene: That is awesome. Lets do it!
Sam and Selene flared up Vampire Dragon Auras. Songs for Totally Spies Sam and Selene: Say You'll Be There by Spice Girls and You Oughta Know by Alanis Morissette. Sam and group fired waves of magic and energy and smashed them down.
Ilana, Ets, Juleka, Chloe, Ayla, Jessica, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Lance, Starfire, Blackfire, Darkwing and Dreadwind VS Enchantress (DC), Amora the Enchantress, Baron Mordo, Circe (DC), Lillith Aensland, Sloppy Joe, D.A.V.E., Teeny, and Scab Fairy - Meeting Selene Saiken
Enchantress was next.
Enchantress: (to Ilana) I heard you guys met Selene Saiken. What's she like?
Ilana: She is the Avatar of the 6 Tailed Slug, Saiken and she has bubble and chemical and poison powers.
Ets: She sure does and that is so awesome.
Sunset Shimmer: They are amazing and are powers that Utakata would be proud of.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah that is for sure.
Sunburn: You're not kidding there.
Enchantress: That is so awesome. Lets do it!
Ilana and Enchantress flared up Magic Dragon auras. Songs for Ilana and Enchantress: Remember The Time by Michael Jackson and Better Off Alone by Alice Deejay. Ilana and group fired waves of fire and energy and smashed them down.
Timmy Turner, Emma (ELGVTWD), Emily Tamaki, Wind Dancer, Amaterasu & Tsukuyomi Marris, Layla Ratigan, Chloe Carmichael, Trixie Tang, Cosmo, Wanda & Poof, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Sabrina (Pokemon) and Molly Hale VS Madame Masque, Grizzly, Ironmonger, Living Laser, Jellax, Prince Diamond, Turkey Skarr, Brown Cowls, and Argit - Loopdeeswoop Galaxy
Madame Masque was next.
Madame Masque: (to Timmy) Loopdeeswoop Galaxy was next. Did Nico have fun there?
Timmy Turner: Did he ever! That was so awesome. They surfed on an awesome water path.
Emma: Girl Jordan and Leeli had fun too.
Starlight Glimmer: Yeah they sure did.
Cozy Glow: That was so cool seeing them surf there.
Hex: You got that right.
Madame Masque: That is cool! Lets do it!
Timmy and Madame Masque flared up Skeleton Dragon Auras. Songs for Timmy and Madame Masque: People Everyday by Arrested Development and Lay Your Love On Me by Roachford. Timmy and group fired waves of bones, blood, skulls, magic, lightning and stars and smashed them down.
Silverstream the Hippogriff, Natsu Hyuga, Wendy Dorrington the Vaxadactylus Gene-slammer, Apple Fritter, Scotsman, Stone Kirby, Smolder the Dragon, Yona, Gallus, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Drillhorn, and Guyhawk VS Goro, Motaro, Scorpion, Subzero, Ghost of Jeremiah Pratt, Nightmare Fluttershy, Froot Loops Queen, DC Shrapnel, and Daffy Duck the Screwball - The Mascots and me made really awesome robots like from the movie Bicentennial Man
Goro was next.
Goro: (to Silverstream) The Mascots and J.D. made really awesome robots like from the movie Bicentennial Man. ...they went haywire, didn't they?
Silverstream: No they didn't go haywire at all. J.D. and the mascots all did a great job on them and made them perfect and amazing robots.
Natsu Hyuga: They sure did and it was awesome.
Applejack: Those robots were really amazing.
Apple Bloom: I agree there too.
Flashwing: You got that right.
Goro: Boy I think that is awesome. Lets do it!
Silverstream and Goro flared up Tetramand Auras. Songs for Silverstream and Goro: Always The Sun by The Stranglers and Lose Your Love by Blancmange. Silverstream and group fired waves of earth, mud, rock, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.
Flare Corona, Hanabi & Aries, Lillian Hale, Stafford, Meru, Luca, Fluttershy, Lucy Heartfilia, Juvia Lockser, Mirajane, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Sasame Fuma and RD Lola vs Mortal Kombat Scorpion, Subzero, Reptile, Sindell, Aries Zodiarts, Facilier, Hydra (Hercules), Sea Dragon, and Undertow - Jumanji is back with a vengeance and this time we're in the jungles of the world of Jumanji
Scorpion was next.
Mortal Kombat Scorpion (to Flare Corona): Jumanji is back with a vengeance. This time we're in the jungles of the world of Jumanji.
Flare Corona: We sure are and it's amazing seeing this place.
Hanabi: It's like all the jungles in the world combined as one big jungle.
Aries: This is amazing.
Fluttershy: It is really magical and cool.
Tornado Bolt: I agree there too.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Oh ja ja that is for sure.
Stealth Elf: That is awesome.
Mortal Kombat Scorpion: It sure is! Lets do it!
Flare and Scorpion flared up Scorpion Centaur auras. Songs for Flare Corona and Mortal Kombat Scorpion: Groovy Train by The Farm and Press by Paul McCartney. Flare and group fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and energy and smashed them down.
Mizore Shirayuki, Shazam, Andrea San Juan, Nico Robin, Boa Hancock, Monet, Moka, Kurumu, Yukari, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Thetis and Driscoll VS SkullMeramon, DarkTyrannomon, Mammothmon, Gesomon, Creepy Lighthouse Keeper, McWolf (Tom & Jerry Kids), Pineoctopus, Red Claw, and Mzingo's Parliament - WOW! Kenzie Kurama is REALLY GOING at Jurgen the Brutal! She is really showing him the power of how brutal she is
SkullMeramon was next.
SkullMeramon: (to Mizore) Kenzie Kurama is REALLY GOING at Jurgen the Brutal! She is really showing him the power of how brutal she is.
Mizore: Yeah no kidding! She is really tearing him apart.
Shazam: And with the full savage extent of the power of the 9-Tailed fox!
Pinkie Pie: She is really tearing that party pooper to shreds.
Featherweight: Boy she sure is.
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) It sure is fun.
Sprocket: Boy I'll say!
SkullMeramon: That is awesome and cool. Lets do it!
Mizore and SkullMeramon flared up Yuki-Onna and Blue Fire Dragon Auras. Songs for Mizore and SkullMeramon: Tonight by Kool and The Gang and Right On Target by Paul Parker. Mizore and group fired waves of blue fire, lightning, metal and gears and smashed them down.
Supergirl, Michiru, Leia Romanov, Silver Surfer, Plastic Man, Blue Beetle, Superman, Superboy, Legion Superman, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Lobo and Deadpool VS Toad, Evil Mystique, Magneto, Pyro, Evil Yamato Man, Kurumowario, Foop, Beaky Buzzard, and Gossamer - Jurgen is going to pay for his crimes
Toad was next.
Toad (to Supergirl): Jurgen is going to pay for his crimes. With the help of some new friends!
Supergirl: And those friends are Spencer and his friends and their awesome characters they played as.
Michiru: You got that right.
Princess Celestia: That is going to be awesome.
King Solar: You got that right on that.
Solar Eclipsa: They are really awesome and strong.
Amber Morning: You're not kidding there.
Spotlight: Yeah that is for sure.
Toad: This will be awesome. Lets do it!
Supergirl and Toad flared up Frog Dragon Auras. Songs for Supergirl and Toad: Cheri. Cheri Lady by Modern Talking and Some Things are Better Left Unsaid by Hall and Oates. Supergirl and group fired waves of light and energy and smashed them down.
Lady Palutena, Elemental Woman, Wendy Traviston, Sailor Land Before Time, Silina Odaiba, Lillian Van Damme, Pit, Pandora, Viridi, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Marvel Loki and Zhalia Moon VS David Cain, Lady Shiva, Ubu, Evil Ra's Al Ghul, Lego Poison Ivy, Lena Hyena, Red Claw, Screech and Thud, Mad Firefighter Clown, and Unipastrami - The Falcon Jewel is powerful
David Cain was next.
David Cain (to Palutena): The Falcon Jewel is powerful. You guys should keep it.
Lady Palutena: Oh we will and the world of Jumanji will be a beautiful world forever under our watch.
Elemental Woman: That you can be sure on.
Princess Luna: It's amazing all this is here too.
Moondust: It sure is awesome.
Snowdrop: Yeah it sure is.
Gari: I think it's fun and cool.
Blackout: You got that right.
David Cain: Indeed. Lets do it!
Lady Palutena and David Cain flared up Fruit Dragon Auras. Songs for Palutena and David Cain: Big Man On Mulberry Street by Billy Joel and The Pleasure Seekers by The System. Lady Palutena and group fired waves of energy and darkness and smashed them down.
Jungle Fury Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Den-O Riders, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Crocovile
Crocovile was next.
Crocovile: This is a really awesome world though.
Nico: It sure is.
May: I'll say!
Crocovile: Nice to know there are fellow crocodiles here too. Lets do it!
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of Jurgen the Brutal, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and symbol of Jumanji etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades and blessed by the powers of Heaven, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels.
Nico teleported back with them.
Jungle Fury Rangers: JUNGLE BEAST! SPIRIT UNLEASHED!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! JUNGLE FURY!
Den-O Riders: HENSHIN!
They transformed and were ready!
Nico: Lets do it!
Rangers: Claw Cannon!
They summoned the Claw Cannon!
Lily Chilman: Charging!
Rangers: POWERED BY ANIMAL SPIRITS!
R.J.: WOLF BEAM!
Dominic: RHINO SHOOTER!
Nico: FIRE!
They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Crocovile and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: Oh yeah! Crocovile you have failed this world.
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped!
Jake: Feeling sick?
Tsukasa: Because we're about to make you green!
Me: And it's NOT Green with Envy!
Kamen Ride: Forever Green!
Tsukasa turned into Gosenger Green and Daiki summoned clones of the Green Rangers.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! FOREVER GREEN!
They turned into the green Ninja Storm, SPD, Mystic Force, RPM, Samurai and Dino Charge Rangers!
Nico: OH YEAH!
We went at Jurgen and beat the living crap out of him!
Slipstream, Air Raid, Judy & Peter and Eliza Thornberry used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Slipstream's weapons, Air Raid's Torque Rifle, and Judy & Peter and Eliza's powers 100-fold.
Judy & Peter and Slipstream: JUMANJI LASERS OF DOOM!
Eliza Thornberry and Air Raid: NATURE'S ANIMAL KINGDOM OF FURY!
Bloom of Domino's Dragon Flame and Brain Freezer: DRAGON FLAME OF DOMINO!
Flora of Linphea's Nature and Man Boy: NATURE BLAST OF LINPHEA!
Musa of Melody's Song and Diabolico: MUSIC OF MELODY!
Tecna of Zenith's Technology and Riddler: LASER STORM OF ZENITH!
Stella of Solaria's Shining Sun and Chalmers: SHINING SUN OF SOLARIA!
Layla of Andros' Waves and Toiletnator: WATER WAVES OF ANDROS!
Roxy of Earth's Animals and Zexion: EARTH'S ANIMALS OF LOVE!
Aang, Avatar of the 100 Years War and Cluemaster: ELEMENTS OF THE AVATAR BLAST!
Lok of Quetzalcoatl and Wrecking Crew: WRECKING QUETZALCOATL BLAST!
Sophie Casterwill of the Phoenix and Hank Scorpio: PHOENIX FLAME BURST!
Zhalia Moon of the Basilisk and Ghost of Old Salem: BASILISK STONE SHOT!
Dante Vale of the Shadow Jaguar and Whiger: TIGER SPIRIT BLAST!
Anakin of Tatooine and Dr. Destiny: TATOOINE JEDI BLAST!
Fluttershy, Mirage Daffodil & Butterfly Rose, Anthea, Sphinx Moth, Primal Rage, Phyllis the Florauna & Venus the Plant, Botanica Alhelí, Rango Clay, Grassblade, Lana Croft, Lily Longsocks, Toola-Roola, Coconut Cream, Discord, Zecora, Tree Hugger, Mage Meadowbrook, Sandbar, Sweet Leaf, Life Skylanders and Pyunma: LEAF STORM OF KINDNESS!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Fluttershy, Kenzie Kurama, Judy, Peter, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily: JUNGLE RETRIBUTION MEGA BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Lincoln: JUNGLE ELEMENT STYLE: LION!
Mai Shiranui: JUNGLE FIRE STYLE: TIGER!
Nanami: JUNGLE WATER STYLE: HIPPO!
Toph: JUNGLE EARTH STYLE: ELEPHANT!
Chie: JUNGLE WIND STYLE: TOUCAN!
Sari Sumdac: JUNGLE LIGHTNING STYLE: GORILLA!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said animals of the jungle.
Lincoln and his harem: JUNGLE FINAL SMASH: JUNGLE FURY RAGE!
They summoned jungle animals to attack!
We fired rainbow energy blasts that dazed Jurgen the Brutal, and then, Lincoln summoned a storm of powerful rainbow lightning and he sent a bolt of lightning crashing down on Jurgen the Brutal and he was overcome by a series of other bolts of lightning and he was reduced to mere bone, and his spirit was sent to The Black Gates forever.
Nico: Good riddance forever, you piece of shit. Awesome job, gang, we've gotten rid of Jurgen the Brutal forever.
Lincoln: Now, there's one last thing to do, and one last loose end to tie up: Huron Blackheart.
?: All life on this pathetic world shall bow before me or be destroyed.
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier with absorption energy surrounding the diamond barrier that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of superhot flames, and it absorbed the flames and it flowed into all of us and made us even stronger than ever.
Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking that scent from anywhere, come on out right now, Huron Blackheart, or we will force you out.
A figure came out, and it was none other than Huron Blackheart.
Lincoln: Blood Reaver and Tyrant of Badab, I should've known you'd show up here one day to destroy mankind, but as long as we're here, not a single innocent soul will be hurt by the likes of you, you bloodstained traitor to the Astral Claws!
Huron Blackheart: YOU DARE TO SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT, GOD AMONG HUMANS?! I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD!
Rebecca Shindai: He dared to speak like that to you because you are nothing but a monster, and what you did in threatening his life, now you've invoked my wrath.
Suddenly, Rebecca Shindai's aqua blue eyes turned neon aqua blue and she was surrounded by an aqua blue energy aura with stars, water, ocean waves, sea creatures, mermaids, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Ocean History-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Huron Blackheart, she left aqua blue energy, stars, water, ocean waves, sea creatures, mermaids, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Rebecca Shindai: Everything Lincoln said about is true, you are nothing more than a genocidal tyrant and wickedly black-hearted monster who desires nothing but death and destruction and you have an absolute disregard for life that has made you an absolutely unforgiveable monster with no chances for redemption, Huron Blackheart, and now, you shall pay the price for every last one of your crimes with your own blood.
Suddenly, Rebecca Shindai was surrounded by a massive vortex of aqua blue energy with stars, water, and ocean waves surrounding the vortex, there are sea creatures, mermaids, phoenixes, and angels flying and swimming around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix with the Kamen Rider Durendal logo on its chest and red eyes glaring at Huron Blackheart: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Rebecca Shindai emerged, but she was changed forever.
Rebecca Shindai grew from 7'0" to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has blue highlights in the bangs of her long aqua blue hair and large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon aqua blue eyes and an aqua blue energy aura with stars, water, ocean waves, swords, books, sea creatures, mermaids, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has on her tiara with Kamen Rider Durendal logo on her head and a phoenix emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with blue iris, she has on mermaid earrings with aqua blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Water, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also a phoenix with aqua blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Water, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the second pendant on the bottom of her aqua blue mermaid-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with aqua blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and aqua blue gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Rebecca Shindai has on a sleeveless aqua blue pink vest, sleeveless aqua blue crop top, aqua blue skirt, aqua blue pants, aqua blue legwarmers, aqua blue sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, water, ocean waves, swords, books, sea creatures, mermaids, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix and mermaid surrounded by water and sea creatures and on top is the Kamen Rider Durendal logo. Suddenly, Rebecca Shindai felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive aqua blue angel wings with blue tips on the aqua blue feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she also now has eleven massive and long aqua blue wolf tails with blue tips and blue markings, Rebecca Shindai has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large aqua blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Rebecca Shindai's Ocean History-themed greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of aqua blue energy, stars, water, ocean waves, swords, books, sea creatures, mermaids, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Rebecca Shindai's Aqua Blue Mermaid Maelstrom Ocean History Kamen Rider Durendal Greatsword of Aqua Blue Mermaid Maelstrom Ocean History Kamen Rider Durendal Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded blue gems and the logo of Kamen Rider Durendal etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged aqua blue blade, large aqua blue sea dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and large aqua blue gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large aqua blue phoenix heads with blue gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large aqua blue phoenix heads is a large aqua blue sea dragon head with blue gems for eyes and a blue gem in its mouth for the pommel, Rebecca Shindai has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with aqua blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold dragon's head with aqua blue gems for eyes and large aqua blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, Ocean History Wonder Ride Book, Jikokuken Kaiji, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an aqua blue kanji below the phoenix that said, "Rebecca Shindai, Embodiment of Kamen Rider Durendal, Loving Sister of Ryoga Shindai Also Known As Kamen Rider Durendal, Master of The Powers of Water and Sea Creatures, Wielder of The Ocean History Wonder Ride Book, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Archenemy of Super Phoenix, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Water, Sea Creatures, Mermaids, Phoenixes, and Angels"
レベッカ新台、仮面ライダーデュレンダルの化身、仮面ライダーデュレンダルとしても知られる新台リョーガの愛する妹、水と海の生き物の力のマスター、海洋史ワンダーライドブックの使い手、愛する守護天使、リンカーン・ラウドの将来の妻、スーパー・フェニックスの宿敵、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力の達人、そしてエレメント、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私無欲、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者であり殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして水、海の生き物、人魚、フェニックス、天使のマスター
Suddenly, Rebecca Shindai's immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!
Rebecca Shindai has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-KAMEN RIDER DURENDAL-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE KAMEN RIDER DURENDAL AQUA BLUE WATER MAELSTROM OCEAN HISTORY MERMAID PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE KAMEN RIDER DURENDAL AQUA BLUE WATER MAELSTROM OCEAN HISTORY MERMAID PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE KAMEN RIDER DURENDAL AQUA BLUE WATER MAELSTROM OCEAN HISTORY MERMAID PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were really amazed by Rebecca Shindai's Super Angel-Kamen Rider Durendal-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Huron Blackheart saw it, he fell into a rage and fired a fire blast at her to kill her, but Lincoln absorbed it and it made him stronger than ever, and Rebecca Shindai fired a massive barrage of aqua blue energy, stars, water, ocean waves, swords, books, sea creatures, mermaids, phoenixes, and angels which hits Huron Blackheart and he was knocked down, he got back up, but now, he was even angrier than ever.
Ryoga: Oh, no way, did Rebecca just...?
Nico: She did, Ryoga, she did.
Lincoln: Yep, Rebecca Shindai's transformed into her Super Angel-Kamen Rider Durendal-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and now, it's time to fight Huron Blackheart.
Rebecca Shindai: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Aqua Blue Water Maelstrom Kamen Rider Durendal Ocean History Mermaid Phoenix Angel and Divine Aqua Blue Water Maelstrom Kamen Rider Durendal Ocean History Mermaid Phoenix Angel Love) And send this monster straight to the depths of Oblivion forever.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Rebecca Shindai.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Your days of causing genocidal destruction are over, Huron Blackheart, now pay for the blood that you and your men have spilled and burn in Hell for eternity!
Rebecca Shindai and Lincoln went after Huron Blackheart who continued firing fire blasts at them, but Lincoln and Rebecca kept absorbing them and it made them even stronger than ever, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, aqua blue energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Huron Blackheart and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his gold claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Rebecca Shindai also attacked him with some powerful punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they smashed him all over with their immense and extremely powerful superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts and this was driving Huron Blackheart even more madder with rage.
Huron Blackheart: YOU! YOU! I WILL KILL YOU ALL AND DRINK YOUR BLOOD!
Huron Blackheart charged right at them with uncontrollable rage in his heart, but then, Lincoln fired black Symbiote tendrils from his left arm and they grabbed and latched onto Huron Blackheart's head and body and we saw streams of red energy flowing out of Huron Blackheart and into Lincoln as we saw the energy coursing through his veins and he was sucking out and absorbing Huron Blackheart's enhanced reflexes, enhanced senses, superhuman strength, superhuman speed, superhuman durability, superhuman resilience, superhuman stamina, regeneration, night-vision, longevity, excellent melee prowess, granted use of various psychic powers from his pet familiar, immunity to disease and poison, immunity to fear and terror, and high resistance to sonic attacks, and he was also sucking him dry of his massive muscle mass, virility, and physical strength, and all of that was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger.
When Lincoln was done, the tendrils detached themselves from Huron Blackheart and sunk back into his body, and Huron Blackheart was left as a dried-up and drained corpse, and when his spirit had appeared, Lincoln and Rebecca Shindai sent him straight to The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly for what Rebecca Shindai and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down and Rebecca Shindai's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long aqua blue wolf tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, and massive aqua blue angel wings are permanent.
Rebecca Shindai: Burn in The Black Gates forever, you heartless monster. Thank you for helping me destroy Huron Blackheart forever, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Rebecca.
Suddenly, Rebecca Shindai wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Rebecca Shindai's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, and Succubus flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and ocean waves behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Rebecca Shindai sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and water and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Nico: Oh man, that was one awesome fight you guys fought, you showed Huron Blackheart no mercy and Lincoln, you delivered the finishing blow with using your Symbiote tendrils to latch onto Huron Blackheart and you literally sucked out and absorbed all of his powers and abilities along with his life force, massive muscle mass, virility, and physical strength.
Lincoln: And we sent him straight to The Black Gates forever, along with the rest of the Red Corsairs.
Me: Those pirates have caused enough trouble to last an eternity. So, Lincoln, who's the next Tailed Beast Avatar we're meeting tomorrow?
Kenzie Kurama: I think I know who'll be perfect for tomorrow: Katie Kokuo, Avatar of Kokuo The Five-Tailed Horse, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan, and she's the Avatar of Kokuo The Five-Tailed Horse and she's a powerful master of water and fire and she also knows how to use those six massive tails as powerful weapons such as using them to such as using them as whips to whip villains and even grab villains by the neck and toss them to the side or even use Frieza's torture attack on them. She's also a member of The Tailed Beast Avatar Guardian Angels of Lincoln Loud, and she and the others never show any mercy to those who dare to hurt Lincoln. She also really hates Lisa to the extreme, because during a date at their secret hot springs, that lunatic showed up and tried to kill Lincoln once more, but Katie blinded her with a blast of steam and she trapped her inside a water bubble and sent her back to The Loud House to face her punishment.
Nico: Lisa tried to attack you guys at your secret hot springs?! How the Hell did she find out about it?
Girl Jordan: She planted a tracking chip onto Linky's shoulder, that's how she found out.
Me: I remember that incident all too well, and after Katie dealt with Lisa and sent her away, we got to work on removing the tracking chip in Lincoln's shoulder.
Lincoln: Yep. Then, I asked J.D. to find out if Lisa had anymore nasty surprises after she got rid of me.
Me: You wouldn't believe what we found out: she had plans to capture and dissect Lincoln's Guardian Angels and harem and kill them and throw them into Antarctica to be eaten by the wild life there, and Lincoln was so mad, he grabbed Lisa by the neck with a tail he sprouted out and tossed her into a cage and locked her inside it.
Eli: Sometimes, Lisa's dark side is nothing more than a repulsive ape!
Lincoln: My sisters called her a lot worse, and they've threatened to send her straight to a nuthouse for the criminally insane.
Becky Long: That was something me and my sisters planned: if Lisa got out of control one more time and went after Lincoln, the family would disown her and we'd call the cops and we'd send her to the nuthouse forever.
Luan: And they were dead serious about it.
Lincoln: And so were we.
Me: And she would be considered an enemy of the state.
Xenia: Yep.
Me: But anyway our work is done.
Goro: Another baddie from Jumanji dealt with.
Mortal Kombat Scorpion: You said it.
Nico: That was awesome and fun.
SkullMeramon: I wonder who we're gonna face in two days.
Toad: It might be an old enemy.
David Cain: We'll just have to wait and see.
Me: We'll have to wait.
Nico: Yeah. But great job today everyone. This was so fun.
Lola: It sure was!
Fluttershy: (To the viewers) It was really magical and fun. Hope you all liked this one.
Me: I know we did.
We went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome fanfic done.
Jumanji from 2019 was a great movie and it was so awesome. Boy that movie will always be awesome!
Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Manta Bayarsh, Yost Executioner, Lunge Fish, Princess Abi, Uma Zazzala Queen Bee and Evil Manta as well as Taylor, Sally, EENE Sarah, X-Squad Mozenrath, Bubbles and Stella and we're going into the simulator and battling The Dazzlings and we're going to save them from themselves by destroying their dark sides and Konan and Aqua are going to transform against them. Also we're going to battle Another Chicken Wing Platoon, Sauce Guru, Lego Condiment King, Yost Executioner and Manta Bayarsh. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Top Man and her name is Tina Topper and she is quite a spinner.
The match-up scene is for Brianna Fukuhara, Embodiment of Kamen Rider Falchion, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Shar, The Mistress of the Night, the Dark Lady and the Lady of Loss, and the goddess of darkness and the caverns of Faerûn, as well as one of the main antagonists in Forgotten Realms franchise, a part of the Dungeon and Dragons universe
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Queens, New York for Day 3 of the treasure hunt, and the third treasure we're getting is for Melman the Giraffe: these are known as The Greaves of Aeolus, and after Melman gets those, we're going to destroy Dave the Octopus who's come back from the dead wanting revenge on us and The Penguins. And we're going to meet the next Avatar of The Tailed Beasts, her name is Katie Kokuo, Avatar of Kokuo The Five-Tailed Horse, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan, and she's the Avatar of Kokuo The Five-Tailed Horse and she's a powerful master of water and fire and she also knows how to use those six massive tails as powerful weapons such as using them to such as using them as whips to whip villains and even grab villains by the neck and toss them to the side or even use Frieza's torture attack on them. She's also a member of The Tailed Beast Avatar Guardian Angels of Lincoln Loud, and she and the others never show any mercy to those who dare to hurt Lincoln. She also really hates Lisa to the extreme, because during a date at their secret hot springs, that lunatic showed up and tried to kill Lincoln once more, but Katie blinded her with a blast of steam and she trapped her inside a water bubble and sent her back to The Loud House to face her punishment.
The next chapter is going to be a greasy one and we're going to battle the Grease Monster from Regular Show and we're going to have that monster put into the M.O.E.
See you next time.
