This chapter is based on the episode of Regular Show called Gut Model
In the simulator control room was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Manta Bayarsh, Yost Executioner, Lunge Fish, Princess Abi, Uma Zazzala Queen Bee and Evil Manta as well as Taylor, Sally, EENE Sarah, X-Squad Mozenrath, Bubbles and Stella and we were getting ready for an awesome adventure.
Me: This will be an awesome one. We're going to battle the Dazzlings after saving them from themselves.
Nico: After all the pain they did because of Opaline, they need to realize the error of their ways.
Qin: And have us destroy the very darkness in their hearts.
Konan: That is for sure. We won't let the crimes they did go unpunished.
Lana: That is for sure!
Me: And because we have the power to absorb negative energy like they can, we'll have them at a disadvantage.
Sunset Shimmer: And we know a massive plethora of songs too.
Lola: We sure do.
Aqua: And it will be awesome and fun.
Taylor: I'm ready to kick some butt.
Laney: Same here.
Nico: Taylor, I want to thank you, Manta Bayarsh, and your teams for coming
Taylor: Not a problem Nico. This will be so fun.
Sally: I'm really excited for this one.
Qin: All of us are.
Nico: Sally, have you and Jack gotten married yet?
Sally: Not yet. But we will.
Qin: Aww so awesome.
Laney: Yeah.
Xenia: After everything you went through with Oogie Boogie you earned it.
Lola: I agree.
Sally: Thanks guys.
Nico: If you have a kid, what will be its' name?
Sally: Oh that's a tough one. We were thinking about Hellen Eve for a girl and Jack Skellington II.
Nico: Good names.
Qin: Yeah.
Lola: I agree.
Laney: Same here.
Me: Yeah. Man yesterday's mission was awesome.
Lincoln: Boy it sure was.
Laney: Never thought we would be going to the world of Jumanji again.
Camie: Me neither. That was fun.
Nico: I honestly thought we were done with it.
Me: Me too.
Camie: Same here.
Laney: So did Judy and Peter.
Fluttershy: And me too.
Nico: That game has caused nothing but trouble to so many people over the years.
Qin: It sure has.
Me: But on the plus side it did bring Alan and Sarah together and made Judy and Peter amazing people too.
Qin: It sure did.
Laney: Yeah it sure did.
Nico: That's true.
Me: Jumanji has hurt lots of people.
Xenia: No kidding.
Qin: But seeing all those awesome animals are cool.
Lola: Yeah they sure are awesome.
Fluttershy: I agree there too.
Lana: They sure are cool.
Qin: And the best part is that Van Pelt is gone too.
Xenia: Good riddance.
[A soot-covered Nazz climbs out of our chimney]
Nazz: "YO-DEL-LAY-HEE-YO-DEE-LAY-HEE-YO-DEE-LAYYYY-HEEEEE YO-DE-LAY-HE-YOU-DE-LAY-HE-YO-DE-LAAYYYY YO-DE-LAYYYY-HEEEEE!"
[Every glass in the place breaks; even Ed shatters.]
Kevin: "Nice lungs, Nazz."
Me: Powerful too.
Leni pulled out a dust pan and swept Ed into it and put him back together.
Ed: Thanks Leni.
Leni: No problem Ed.
Me: Either way it was fun going to the world of Jumanji again.
Nico: And we met new heroes.
Me: We sure did and they are awesome.
Lola: Especially Ruby Roundhouse. She is a deadly fighter.
Xenia: She sure is.
Nico: I'm starting to wonder about who we'll meet in Jumanji tomorrow. It could be you know who.
Me: Van Pelt?
Nico: No he was given the Black Gates.
Me: Oh.
Nico: Anyway, let's get going.
We went into the simulator and we were in Canterlot City.
Nico: This is going to be one awesome rescue, we're going to free the Dazzlings and destroy their dark sides.
Me: We'll make sure those Dark Sides of The Dazzlings pay for their crimes.
Lincoln: Their song won't affect us since we absorb negative energy and it makes us stronger.
Eli: But, this could be a challenge though, we can use The Dazzlings' own power against them, but that'll lead to them also getting stronger.
Lincoln: There's only one way to make sure: snatch their necklaces once they try to use their song on us.
Adagio Dazzle: It worked last time years ago when they came back.
Aria Blaze: Now, those three should be coming soon.
Sonata Dusk: We'll find out when we see our auras flaring.
Qin: Yeah. And we'll have an awesome battle of the bands against them.
Camie: Good idea!
Manta Bayarsh: I have an idea. How about I use my powers to swap your bodies to confuse them?
Me: Qin means that we have a song standoff.
Qin: Yeah you know like how we did in Madagascar.
Me: That is a very crazy idea though. But it won't be swapping bodies.
Xenia: Yeah we don't want to go through that again.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: (to Manta Bayarsh) How about saving that for when we actually fight them?
Manta Bayarsh: Okay that works.
Lola: Good.
Lincoln: (Sensed for The Evil Dazzlings) AHA! Got them!
Suddenly, our rainbow energy auras and protective rainbow fire auras flared up extremely.
Me: Whoa!
Nico: They're here. Let's use an entrance to surprise them and end their mayhem.
Suddenly, the spirits of the ponies and Alicorns of Equestria appeared and swirled around the place and fired elemental energy blasts at The Dazzlings and they got hit hard, and purifying rainbow light shined on those affected by their song. Then, the spirits converged and they exploded as a Phoenix Cry and Thunderbird Screech cried out into the air, and we appeared.
Simulator Adagio Dazzle: YOU! YOU RUINED OUR PERFORMANCE!
Lincoln: Oh, we're gonna do much more than that!
Me: Here we go.
Nico: Lets show these hate-sucking bitches what for!
Me: Rainbooms, Lets Shine Like Rainbows!
All of us: YEAH!
We went RAINBOW POWER!
Me: HIT IT GIRLS!
Pinkie Pie: 1…2…3…4!
(THE NIGHT BEGINS TO SHINE BY B.E.R. PLAYS)
A Solar Eclipse formed in the sky as suns, moons, stars and fire swirled around us.
Me and the Rainbooms: (SINGING DIVINELY AS FIRE AND DARKNESS SWIRLED AROUND US)
I saw you dance
From the corner
I caught your name
In a conversation
Playing hard-to-get
But I can understand
When I look at you
I see the story in your eyes
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
Talk 'til dawn
My heart was racing
I took you home
In the driving rain
Had my mind made up
I wanna feel your touch
When I look at you
I see the story in your eyes
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
(Night begins to shine)
The night begins to shine
Had my mind made up
I wanna feel your touch
When I look at you
I see the story in your eyes
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
The night begins to shine
When we're dancing
The night begins to shine
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine (the night begins to shine)
Night begins to shine
The night begins to shine (the night begins to shine)
All of our greatest adventures with the people of Equestria showed including how we killed many of their enemies. The people cheered wildly for us! When the song was done the Dazzlings were enraged and they enhanced their efforts! They sang their song and then OUR AURAS FLARED UP WITH INTENSE FORCE!
Me: You bitches aren't the only ones that's have the power to stronger by absorbing Negative Energy. We have that same kind of power too! Your song is only making us more powerful! So keep feeding us hate!
Nico and Eli fired waves of energy and blasted their Siren Forms that appeared above them!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Manta Bayarsh: Say the word on when we fight them physically.
Nico: You got it. First lets have some fun with songs.
Laney: Let me do one!
(WALPURGISNACHT BY FAUN PLAYS!
The land of Germany appeared in the background and formed into a German Festival.
Laney: (SINGING DIVINELY IN GERMAN AS DARKNESS AND LEAVES SWIRLED AROUND HER)
In den Abendhimmel steigen
Heute Nacht die Zauberweisen
Wildes Volk und Liliths Art
Lauernd Winde heimlich fahrt
Lasst uns zu den Feuern streifen
Raunend nach den Sternen greifen
Gutes und auch böses Wort
Tragen wir heut' fort und fort
In den Weiden werden unsere Träume klingen
Und die Winde werden unsre Lieder singen
Lasst uns mit den Funken übers Feuer springen
In der Walpurgisnacht!
Hört die Geigen, hört die Geigen
(Hey yo)
Die Feuer sind entfacht!
(Hey yo)
Folgt dem Reigen, folgt dem Reigen
In der Walpurgisnacht
Ungestüm im Spiel der Geigen
Dreht sich unser nächtlich' Reigen
Und wir treten wild und frei
Diesem alten Zauber bei
Einmal nur im großen Kreise
Tanzen wir auf jene Weise
Bis das erste Morgenlicht
Unser Traumgewebe bricht
In den Weiden werden unsere Träume klingen
Und die Winde werden unsre Lieder singen
Lasst uns mit den Funken übers Feuer springen
In der Walpurgisnacht!
Hört die Geigen, hört die Geigen
(Hey yo)
Die Feuer sind entfacht!
(Hey yo)
Folgt dem Reigen, folgt dem Reigen
In der Walpurgisnacht
Hört die Geigen, hört die Geigen
(Hey yo)
Die Feuer sind entfacht!
(Hey yo)
Folgt dem Reigen, folgt dem Reigen
In der Walpurgisnacht
Laney had leaves and darkness fired at the Dazzlings siren forms and they were blasted all over.
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
Nico: YEAH!
The crowd cheered wildly!
Nico: YEAH!
Laney: How do you like that you Hate-Sucking Bimbos!?
Then the Dazzlings got enraged and their eyes glowed intensely blood red with incredible hatred and evil!
Nico: (Tauntingly) Oh you're eyes are glowing red! I'm so scared! NOT!
Carol: Time for some Icelandic Pain!
(BLAPRADUR BY SIGUR ROS PLAYS)
The beautiful lands of Iceland appeared behind us in the background.
Carol: (SINGING DIVINELY IN ICELANDIC AS FIRE, ICE AND LAVA SWIRLED AROUND HER)
Ósýnileg hún læðist aftan að
Óvarin er og ó undir búin
Ósýnileg hún skríður aftan að
Óvarin er á fjallinu gengur
Húúúú
Ósýnileg hún stígur til jarðar
Ósýnileg hún rífur innan frá
Ef hann sá Skrefum frá
á nefunum blám
Hann getur ekki talað
Eða þorstanum svalað
Núna missum við hakan
Og núna kljúfum við klakan
Og núna finnum við
Og
Og núna missum við takið
Og núna dettum á bakið
á snærisendanum höngum við á
Bláþræði
Ósýnileg þau svífa ofaná
Ósýnileg þau ylja við há
Ósýnileg í snjóskafi-num
Ósýnileg með lokuð augun
Ég vil sjá
Skrifuð fá
Nefið blá
Ég get ekki talað
Eða þorstanum svalað
Núna hlustum við á þau
Núna fljúum við á þau
Núna
Og núna missum við takið
Og núna dettum af baki
á snærisendanum höngum við á bláþræði
Bláþræði úúúúú
Bláþræði úúúúú
Bláþræði úúúúú
Bláþræði
She fired waves of fire and ice and lava and blasted the Dazzlings siren forms all over the place.
Qin: TAKE THAT!
Wallflower Blush: I've had it with the hatred you made me feel! This is for Linky!
Lincoln blushed.
Nico: OH YEAH! Go for it!
(I'LL REMEMBER BY MADONNA PLAYS)
Then swirls of the Aurora appeared and swirled around the area.
Wallflower Blush: (SINGING DIVINELY AS AURORA BOREALIS SWIRLED AROUND HER)
Hmm, hmm
Say goodbye
Not knowing when
The truth in my whole life began
Say goodbye
Not knowing how to cry
You taught me that
And I'll remember
The strength that you gave me
Now that I'm standing on my own
I'll remember
The way that you saved me
I'll remember
Inside I was a child
That could not mend a broken wing
Outside I looked for a way
To teach my heart to sing
And I'll remember
The love that you gave me
Now that I'm standing on my own
I'll remember
The way that you changed me
I'll remember
I learned
To let go
Of the illusion
That we can possess
I learned to let go
I travel in stillness
And I'll remember happiness
I'll remember, hmm
I'll remember, hmm
And I'll remember
The love that you gave me
Now that I'm standing on my own
I'll remember
The way that you changed me
I'll remember (I'll rememeber)
Now I'll never be afraid to cry
Now I finally have a reason why
I'll remember (I'll remember)
Now I'll never be afraid to cry
Now I finally have a reason why
I'll remember (I'll remember)
Now I'll never be afraid to cry
And I finally have a reason why
I'll remember (I'll remember)
Now I'll never be afraid to cry
And I finally have a reason why
Remember
She fired waves of Aurora Fireballs and blasted the Dazzlings all over the place.
Then Wallflower got Pony Ears and an awesome pair of green wings and had an awesome green hair tail!
Me: AWESOME!
Lincoln: Way to go Wallflower!
Nico: YEAH!
The Dazzlings were infuriated!
May: Time to see the sign!
(THE SIGN BY ACE OF BASE PLAYS)
Fire and Crosses formed all over.
May: (SINGING DIVINELY AS ICE AND FIRE SWIRLED AROUND HER)
Ram-pa-ram, oh, yeah
I got a new life, you would hardly recognize me
I'm so glad, how can a person like me care for you?
(Ah) why do I bother, when you're not the one for me?
Ooh-ooh-ooh, is enough enough?
I saw the sign
And it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign
Life is demanding without understanding
I saw the sign
And it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign
No one's gonna drag you up to get into the light where you belong
But where do you belong?
under the pale moon, for so many years I've wondered who you are
How could a person like you bring me joy?
Under the pale moon, where I see a lot of stars
Ooh-ooh-ooh, is enough enough?
I saw the sign
And it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign
Life is demanding without understanding
I saw the sign
And it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign
And no one's gonna drag you up to get into the light where you belong
But where do you belong? Oh, oh, oh
I saw the sign, and it opened up my mind
And I am happy now, living without you
I've left you, oh, oh, oh
I saw the sign
And it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign
No one's gonna drag you up to get into the light where you belong
I saw the sign
(I saw the sign, I saw the sign)
(I saw the sign, I saw the sign) I saw the sign
And it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign
She spun around and fired waves of ice and fire and blasted the Dazzlings all over.
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Nico: OH YEAH!
Lola: Way to go May!
Nico and Eli and Lola fired waves of fire and blasted the Dazzlings all over!
Nicole: I got one!
Nico: Let's do Hero by Skillit!
Nicole: That's what I was gonna do!
Nico: Awesome!
Nicole: Yep.
(HERO BY SKILLIT PLAYS)
THE SKY FORMED A HUGE STAR DRAGON!
Nicole: (SINGING DIVINELY AS STARS AND ENERGY SWIRLED AROUND HER
I'm just a step away, I'm just a breath away
Losin' my faith today
We're fallin' off the edge today
I am just a man, not superhuman
I'm not superhuman
Someone save me from the hate
It's just another war
Just another family torn
We're falling from my faith today
Just a step on the edge
Just another day in the world we live
I need a hero to save me now
I need a hero
To save me now
I need a hero to save my life
A hero will save me
Just in time
I've gotta fight today to live another day
Speakin' my mind today
My voice will be heard today
I've gotta make a stand, but I am just a man
I'm not superhuman
My voice will be heard today
It's just another war
Just another family torn
My voice will be heard today
It's just another kill
The countdown begins to destroy ourselves
I need a hero to save me now
I need a hero
To save me now
I need a hero to save my life
A hero will save me
Just in time
I need a hero to save my life
I need a hero just in time
Save me just in time
Save me just in time
Who's gonna fight for what's right, who's gonna help us survive?
We're in the fight of our lives
And we're not ready to die
Who's gonna fight for the weak, who's gonna make 'em believe?
I've got a hero
I've got a hero
Livin' in me
I've gotta fight for what's right, today I'm speakin' my mind
And if it kills me tonight
I will be ready to die
A hero's not afraid to give his life
A hero's gonna save me just in time
I need a hero to save me now
I need a hero
To save me now
I need a hero to save my life
A hero will save me
Just in time
I need a hero
Who's gonna fight for what's right, who's gonna help us survive?
I need a hero
Who's gonna fight for the weak, who's gonna make 'em believe?
I need a hero
I need a hero
A hero's gonna save me just in time
She fired waves of stars and energy and blasted the Dazzlings all over!
Me: Time to give you all a little history lesson!
I pulled out a violin and played HIGHWAYMAN BY LOREENA MCKENNITT!
The Revolutionary War appeared in the background.
Me: (SINGING DIVINELY AS ENERGY, DARKNESS AND LIGHT SWIRLED AROUND ME)
The wind was a torrent of darkness among the gusty trees
The moon was a ghostly galleon tossed upon the cloudy seas
The road was a ribbon of moonlight over the purple moon
A highwayman came riding
Riding, riding
A highwayman came riding, up to the old inn-door
He'd a french cocked hat on his forehead, a bunch of lace at his chin
A coat of glaring velvet, and breeches of brown doe skin
They fitted with never a wrinkle, his boots were up to the thigh
And he rode with a chill and a twinkle
His pistol butts a twinkle
His rapier hilt a twinkle, under the jeweled sky
And over the cobbles he clattered and clashed in the dark of night
And he tapped with his whip on the shutters, but all was locked and barred
He whistled a tune to the window, and who should be waiting there
But the landlord's black-eyed daughter
Bess, the landlord's daughter
Plaiting a long dark red love-knot into her long black hair
One kiss, my bonny sweetheart, I'm after a prize tonight
But I shall be back with the yellow gold before the morning light
Yet if they press me sharply, and harry me through the day
Then look for me by the moonlight
Watch for me by the moonlight
I'll come to thee by the moonlight, though hell should bar the way
He rose upright in the stirrups, he scarce could reach her hand
She loosened her hair in the casement, her face burnt like a brand
As the black cascade of perfume came tumbling over his breast
And he kissed its waves in the moonlight
Oh, sweet waves in the moonlight!
Then he tugged at his rein in the moonlight, and galloped away to the west
He did not come at the dawning, he did not come at noon
And out of the tawny sunset, before the rise of the moon
When the road was a gypsy's ribbon, looping the purple moon
A red-coat troop came marching
Marching, marching
King George's men came marching, up to the old inn-door
They said no word to the landlord, they drank his ale instead
But they gagged his daughter and bound her to the foot of her narrow bed
Two of them knelt at the casement, with muskets at their side
There was death at every window
Hell at one dark window
For Bess could see, through the casement
The road that he would ride
They had tied her up to attention, with many a sniggering jest
And they bound a musket beside her, with the barrel beneath her breast
Now keep good watch and they kissed her
She heard the dead man say
"Look for me by the moonlight
Watch for me by the moonlight
I'll come to thee by the moonlight, though hell should bar the way"
She twisted her hands behind her, but all the knots held good
She writhed her hands 'til her fingers were wet with sweat or blood!
They stretched and strained in the darkness and the hours crawled on by like years!
'Til, now, on the stroke of midnight
Cold, on the stroke of midnight
The tip of one finger touched it!
The trigger at least was hers
Tlot-tlot! Had they heard it? The horse-hoofs ringing clear
Tlot-tlot, in the distance, were they deaf that they did not hear?
Down the ribbon of moonlight, over the brow of the hill
The highwayman came riding
Riding, riding
The red-coats looked to their priming
She stood up straight and still
Tlot in the frosty silence, tlot, in the echoing night
Nearer he came and nearer, her face was like a light
Her eyes grew wide for a moment, she drew one last deep breath
Her finger moved in the moonlight
Her musket shot her in the moonlight
Shattered her breast in the moonlight and warned him with her death
He turned, he spurred to the west, he did not know she stood
Bowed, with her head o'er the musket, drenched with her own red blood
Not 'til the dawn he heard it, his face grew grey to hear
How Bess, the landlord's daughter
The landlord's black-eyed daughter
Watched for her love in the moonlight, and died in the darkness there
And back, he spurred like a madman, shrieking a curse to the sky
With a white rope smoking behind him and his rapier brandished high
Blood-red were the spurs inthe golden moon, wine-red was his velvet coat
When they shot him down on the highway
Down like a dog on the highway
And he lay in his blood on the highway, with a bunch of lace at his throat
Still of a winter's night, they say, when the wind is in the trees
When the moon is a ghostly galleon, tossed upon the cloudy seas
When the road is a ribbon of moonlight over the purple moon
The highwayman comes riding
Riding, riding
The highwayman comes riding, up to the old inn-door
I had light, darkness and energy fire from me and blasted the Dazzlings all over with the blasts.
Me: YEAH!
The people cheered wildly for us!
Nico: YEAH! Now for me!
(YOU'LL BE IN MY HEART BY PHIL COLLINS PLAYS)
The jungles of Africa appeared behind him and leaves, fire and grass swirled around him.
Nico: (SINGING DIVINELY AS FIRE, LEAVES AND GRASS SWIRLED AROUND AROUND HIM)
Come stop your crying
It will be alright
Just take my hand
Hold it tight
I will protect you
From all around you
I will be here
Don't you cry
For one so small
You seem so strong
My arms will hold you
Keep you safe and warm
This bond between us
Can't be broken
I will be here
Don't you cry
Cause you'll be in my heart
Yes, you'll be in my heart
From this day on
Now and forever more
You'll be in my heart
No matter what they say
You'll be here in my heart
Always
Why can't they understand the way we feel
They just don't trust what they can't explain
I know we're different, but deep inside us
We're not that different at all
And you'll be in my heart
Yes you'll be in my heart
From this day on
Now and forever more
Don't listen to them
'Cause what do they know
We need each other, to have, to hold
They'll see in time, I know
When destiny calls you, you must be strong
I may not be with you
But you've got to hold on
They'll see in time, I know
We'll show them together
Cause you'll be in my heart
Believe me, you'll be in my heart
I'll be there from this day on
Now and forever more
You'll be in my heart (You'll be here in my heart)
No matter what they say (I'll be with you)
You'll be here in my heart (I'll be there)
Always
Always I'll be with you
I'll be there for you always
Always and always
Just look over your shoulder
Just look over your shoulder
Just look over your shoulder
I'll be there
Always
Nico fired waves of fire, leaves, grass and energy and blasted the Dazzlings all over and they screamed in pain from the song!
Qin: YEAH! Take that!
The people cheered wildly!
Nico: OH YEAH!
Fluttershy: Time for the beat to get wild!
(TWO WORLDS ONE FAMILY BY PHIL COLLINS PLAYS)
The jungles of Africa appeared and lightning flashed, leaves, grass, fruit and flowers appearing and animals all guiding Fluttershy
Fluttershy: (SINGING DIVINELY AS ANIMAL SPIRITS APPEAR AND THE FLOWERS AND LEAVES SWIRL AROUND HER)
Put your faith in what you most believe in
Two worlds, one family
Trust your heart
Let fate decide
To guide these lies we see
A paradise untouched by man
Within this worlds blessed with love
A simple life, they live in peace
Softly tread the sand below your feed now
Two worlds, one family
Trust your heart
Let fate decide
To guide these lives we see
Beneath the shelter of the trees
Only love can enter here
A simple life, they live in peace
Raise your head up
Lift high the load
Take strength from those that need you
Build high the walls
Build strong the beams
A new life is waiting
But danger's no stranger here
No words describe a mother's tears
No words can heal a broken heart
A dream is gone, but where there's hope
Somewhere something is calling for you
Two worlds, one family
Trust your heart
Let fate decide
To guide these lives we see
She fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers and energy and blasted the Dazzlings all over.
Nico: WHOA!
Qin: Take that!
Xenia: YEAH!
Brittney: Time to unleash true pain on them!
(GRIEI PLAYS)
Pain's Planetary Devastation appears in the background with incredibly fiery and powerful explosions blasting off all over!
Brittney: (SINGING DIVINELY AS MASSIVE FIERY EXPLOSIONS BLAST OFF ALL OVER)
Me sei no Rikudo
Aniki no boku
Girei te no ronri
Kono te boku wa
Me sei no Rikudo
Aniki no boku
Girei te no ronri
Kono te boku wa
(A pair of Six Paths eyes
My older brother
Hand of providence
This is who I am
A pair of Six Paths eyes
My older brother
Hand of providence
This is who I am)
Brittney fired waves of fire, fireballs and darkness and blasted the Dazzlings all over the place with indiscriminate fury!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
Nico: HOLY SHIT!
Qin: WOW!
Lola: INCREDIBLE!
Zarya: Unbelievable!
Everyone cheered wildly for us!
But the Dazzlings were getting madder and madder and madder by the second!
Nicole: Boy that was so awesome sis!
Brittney: Thanks Nicole.
Sunset Shimmer: Time for fire to burn!
(THE MUMMER'S DANCE BY LORENNA MCKENNITT PLAYS)
The beautiful tropical lands of the Caribbean appeared in the background.
Sunset Shimmer: (SINGING DIVINELY AS FIRE SWIRLED AROUND HER)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh
When in the springtime of the year
When the trees are crowned with leaves
When the ash and oak, and the birch and yew
Are dressed in ribbons fair
When owls call the breathless moon
In the blue veil of the night
The shadows of the trees appear
Amidst the lantern light
We've been rambling all the night
And some time of this day
Now returning back again
We bring a garland gay
Who will go down to the shady groves
And summon the shadows there
And tie a ribbon on those sheltering arms
In the springtime of the year
The songs of birds seem to fill the wood
That when the fiddler plays
All their voices can be heard
Long past their woodland days
We've been rambling all the night
And some time of this day
And now returning back again
We bring a garland gay
And so they linked their hands and danced
'Round in circles and in rows
And so the journey of the night descends
When all the shades are gone
A garland gay we bring you here
And at your door we stand
It is a sprout well budded out
The work of our Lord's hand
We've been rambling all the night
And some time of this day
And now returning back again
We bring a garland gay
We've been rambling all the night
And some time of this day
And now returning back again
We bring a garland gay
She fired waves of fire and energy and blasted the Dazzlings all over the place.
Qin: YEAH!
Everyone cheered wildly for us!
Nicole: OH YEAH!
Manta Bayarsh: Dark requested this just now. Super Villain by Powerman5000!
Nico: Good choice!
Eli: I'll do it!
Manta Bayarsh: Go for it Eli!
Eli: Here goes!
(SUPERVILLAIN BY POWERMAN5000 PLAYS)
FIRE FORMED ALL OVER THE PLACE!
Eli: (Singing divinely as darkness and fire swirled around him)
Ah, hey!
You're dressin' all in black
From your front to your back
And all your evil ways
They seem to go on for days
And as a matter of fact
You got one more night before ya
Smash it up, burn it down
Tearing up the underground
You wanna live like a super villain
Back in the line-up
Before your time's up
You wanna live like a super villain
There's nowhere to go
There's nowhere to go
No one is savin' this town
Fuck all those pricks and those clowns
I know you'd rather abuse
Condemn or slightly confuse
Kick 'em all when they're down
And just for fun, you're gonna
Smash it up, burn it down
Tearing up the underground
You wanna live like a super villain
Back in the line-up
Before your time's up
You wanna live like a super villain
There's nowhere to go
There's nowhere to go
There's nowhere to go
There's nowhere to go when you're on your own
You don't care what's wrong or what is right, hey!
All right, all right, you've been knockin' down these doors
You've been filling up this room
You're been runnin' 'round the place like your name was Dr. Doom
You're a killer of culture, a vulture of style
And it won't be that long before you end up on trial
Smash it up, burn it down
Tearing up the underground
You wanna live like a super villain
Back in the line-up
Before your time's up
You wanna live like a super villain
Like a super villain
Like a super villain
There's nowhere to go
Like a super villain
There's nowhere to go
Like a super villain
He floated and fired waves of fire and darkness and blasted the Dazzlings all over!
Qin: OH YEAH!
Laney: Awesome job Eli!
Evil Sonata Dusk: That was awful!
Me: Well like you're any better!
The Cutie Mark Crusaders came to us.
Apple Bloom: Let us help too!
Sweetie Belle: These monsters will pay for getting us to hate each other!
Scootaloo: Yeah and it won't be pretty!
Me: Have at them girls! Have at them!
(BREAK FREE (LEAD THE WAY) BY KATE DAVIS PLAYS)
All the powerful and awesome defeats of Bowser over the last 38 years appeared in the background and it was awesome!
Sweetie Belle: (SINGING DIVINELY)
Smash through the blocks that bar your way
No time for fear just let it all fall away (It all fall away)
Nobody believes in me and you
Just look at the way they stare
So what if we live in a walled garden
As long as I've got you then I don't care
Kick up the wall and take the plunge
Trippin' through two dimensions
Up on the moon we'll swirl and swoon
Just lead the way
I'll throw my hat in the ring 'cause you're the one
A miracle in three dimensions
Follow the brick path straight to my heart
And we'll grab the flag together
The fireworks are gonna start
Shake off the chains, you're runnin' free
You'll be amazed at all that there is to see (There is to see)
Together we're racing for the goal
And no one can stop us now
And maybe we don't know where we're going
But we're gonna get there somehow
Climb up the vine and land in the clouds
Maybe then we'll swap up for down
Cross the sea, we're still you and me
I'll follow you (Just lead the way)
You got me up on the moon and that's no jest
We're miles above the rest
Look in your eyes and I know we'll be fine
So let's shoot for the stars and make this love really shine
Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom and Scootaloo then glowed and got awesome Pony Ears and Tails and wings and then they fired waves of energy and magic and fire and blasted the Dazzlings all over the place and!
When it was done everyone cheered!
Nicole: Way to go C.M.C.'s! That was one of my favorites!
Me: Awesome job girls!
Qin: YEAH!
Lincoln: One of the best ever for the world of Nintendo!
We stood facing them.
Me: What's the matter bimbos? Had enough?
Evil Adagio: NEVER! We will get people to love us!
Me: Ha! The only thing they are going to remember you for is how you almost got lots of people and ponies to kill each other with pure unadulterated hate!
Nico: YEAH! Don't make us laugh!
Lola: YEAH!
(ADIEMUS BY KARL JENKINS PLAYS)
Dolphins swimming in the ocean formed around us.
Lola: (SINGING DIVINELY AS FIRE SWIRLED AROUND HER)
Ariadiamus late ariadiamus da
Ari a natus late adua
A-re-va-re tu-e va-te
A-re-va-re tu-e va-te
A-re-va-re tu-e va-te la-te-a
Ariadiamus late ariadiamus da
Ari a natus late adua
A-re-va-re tu-e va-te
A-re-va-re tu-e va-te
A-re-va-re tu-e va-te la-te-a
A-ne-ma-ne coo-le ra-we
A-ne-ma-ne coo-le ra
A-ne-ma-ne coo-le ra-we a-ko-la...
A-ne-ma-ne coo-le ra-we a-ko-la...
Ah-ya-doo-ah-eh
A-ne-ma-ne coo-le ra-we a-ko-la...
A-ya-doo-ah-eh...
A-ya doo a-ye
A-ya doo a-ye
A-ne-ma-ne coo-le ra-we
A-ne-ma-ne coo-le ra
A-ne-ma-ne coo-le ra-we a-ko-la...
A-ne-ma-ne coo-le ra-we a-ko-la...
Ah-ya-doo-ah-eh
A-ne-ma-ne coo-le ra-we a-ko-la...
A-ya-doo-ah-eh...
A-ya doo a-ye
A-ya doo a-ye
A-ri-a-di-a-mus la-te
A-ri-a-di-a-mus da
A-i-a na-tus la-te a-du-a
A-ra-va-re tu-e va-te
A-ra-va-re tu-e va-te
A-ra-va-re tu-e va-te la-te-a
A-na-ma-na coo-le ra-we
A-ne-ma-ne coo-le ra
A-ne-ma-ne coo-le ra-we a-ko-la...
A-ne-ma-ne coo-le ra-we a-ko-la...
Ah-ya-doo-ah-eh
A-ne-ma-ne coo-le ra-we a-ko-la...
A-ya-doo-ah-eh...
A-ya doo a-ye
A-ya doo a-ye
Ya-ka-ma ya-ma-ya-ka-ya me-ma
A-ya-coo-ah-eh mena
Ya-ka-ma ya-ma-ya-ka-ya me-ma
A-ya-coo-ah-eh mena
Ya-ka-ma me-ah
A-ya-coo-ah-eh mena
Ya-ka-ma me-ah
She fired waves of fire and it formed into dolphins and they hit the Dazzlings and blasted them all over the place.
Qin: Take that!
Everyone cheered wildly for us.
Qin: YEAH!
Me: I just can't believe that you would follow the lies of a monster like Opaline!
Evil Sonata Dusk: (GASP) How do you know Opaline!?
Misty Brightdawn: Because I was her right hand pony before I realized how stupid I was to follow a monster as pure evil as her!
Evil Adagio Dazzle: What do you mean by that!?
Me: You girls need to wake up! Opaline was not just evil, She was ULTIMATE PURE EVIL INCARNATE! She was the very true personification of pure ultimate evil in its true form. She was using you girls to get what she wanted! That sorceress that you girls met was her! She gave you those jewels and turned you into the Sirens!
Evil Aria Blaze: That can't be! HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT!?
Me: Because I had a vision into the past and it showed me what happened! Opaline tricked you and cursed you into becoming the sirens!
Everyone gasped!
Me: That's right! Those jewels were not just to gather Negative Energy but they were also part of Opaline's plans to make sure there was NO MAGIC in Equestria period!
Nico: That's right! They were to make Opaline Stronger!
Lincoln fired three purifying rainbow light beams which hit The Dazzlings and separated them from their dark sides and brought them to us.
Evil Adagio Dazzle: Finally, we're FREE!
Lincoln: But, not for much longer, enjoy your moment of freedom for soon it will be short lived.
This got on the Dark Side Dazzlings' nerves and they transformed into their true forms.
Adagio Dazzle: Oh shoot!
Dark Adagio Dazzle was about to attack Lincoln, but he reeled his left fist back, and...!
KRAPOW!
Lincoln punched Dark Adagio Dazzle hard in the face with such excessive brute superhuman strength and sent her flying into Dark Aria Blaze and Dark Sonata Dusk and they crashed into a wall!
Rainbow Dash: WHOA!
Adagio Dazzle: Wait a second, Lincoln has our Universe 666 counterparts in his harem. (Remembers what happens) Oh boy.
Aria Blaze: He fed on their blood after they kissed on their first date and he acquired their powers and their monstrously powerful superhuman strength.
Sonata Dusk: And we all saw just how strong Lincoln really is. I hate to be in the shoes of the Dark Side Dazzlings right now!
Sunset Shimmer: True, but now, they're about to face Heaven's Judgement.
Konan: Exactly.
Nico: Do it!
Manta Bayarsh: Right!
He swapped the bodies of Nico, me, May, Maria, Eddy, Kaito, and Lincoln with the Rainbooms.
Nico: (In Applejack's body) That worked!
Me: I'm still the same!
Manta Bayarsh: Oh right! My powers won't work on you.
Applejack: (In Nico's body) What in the hay! I'm Nico!
May: (In Rarity's Body) I look awesome as Rarity!
Maria: (In Fluttershy's Body) Oh wow!
Eddy: (In Pinkie Pie's body) (SCREAMS)
Me: Okay this is turning into a 9.9 on my WEIRD-AS-HELL SHIT-O-METER!
Nico: (In Applejack's Body) No fucking lie!
Me: Lets get them!
We went at the Evil Sirens and blasted them all over!
Nico in Applejack's body punched Evil Sonata.
KRABLAM!
He punched her square in the nose and bashed her into a wall!
Nico: (In Applejack's body) That felt good!
May in Rarity's body blocked a blast from Evil Adagio with her diamond shield and she teleported and kicked her in her face and knocked her down.
May: (In Rarity's body) That was so awesome!
Eddy in Pinkie Pie's body got out the Party Cannon.
BLAM!
It blasted Evil Aria Blaze!
Me: YEAH! Take this!
I ran fast with Rainbow Dash's speed and kicked Evil Adagio in the face with devastating force!
Me: Guys we got to hurry! The switch from Manta won't last long.
Manta Bayarsh: Oh right! Your powers will cure it in a few minutes!
May: (In Rarity's body) Who did Twilight, Sunset, and Rainbow swap with?
Kaito: (In Rainbow Dash's body) I'm Rainbow Dash! Awesome!
ZOOM!
He ran fast and bashed Evil Sonata in her face.
Twilight Sparkle: I'm still the same myself.
Manta Bayarsh: I guess my powers don't work on you because of your magic protecting you.
Lincoln: (In Starlight Glimmer's body) I'm Starlight Glimmer! Awesome!
He went invisible and gave Evil Adagio a REALLY NASTY WEDGIE!
Sunset Shimmer: And I guess I'm still the same too.
Manta Bayarsh: I guess you got out of the way of the switch out of instinct.
Sunset Shimmer: Sorry.
Rainbow Dash: (in Kaito's body) Let me use a Sentai Gear!
She used the King Ohger's Gear and DONNED AWESOME RAINBOW ARMOR WITH HER CUTIE MARK ON IT!
Me: WHOA! R.D. That Armor is boss!
Qin: I'll say!
Rainbow Dash: (In Kaito's Body) This is REALLY AWESOME!
She ran fast and slashed Evil Aria all over!
Maria used Fluttershy's stare.
Fluttershy's stare was like Toepick's Nightmare Face to Evil Sonata and it scared her REALLY BAD!
Nico: WHOA!
Me: You know Nico, Fluttershy told me that she and Angel switched bodies one time and it was crazy. Fluttershy was acting like Angel and Angel was acting like Fluttershy. It was like something out of Freaky Friday.
Nico: I remember that movie! Crazy!
I fired a wave of energy and blasted the Evil Dazzlings!
Wallflower fired leaves and flowers and blasted the Evil Dazzlings!
Wallflower: That was awesome!
Pinkie Pie fired Eddy's blaster.
She blasted them all over!
Rarity fired ice blasts and blasted the Evil Dazzlings.
Rarity: (In May's Body) Using ice powers is amazing darlings!
Starlight Glimmer: (In Lincoln's Body) Lets see what I can do as Lincoln!
She fired a massive blast of lightning and electrocuted the Evil Dazzlings!
Me: WHOA! Nice one!
I fired a massive blast of fire and burned them.
I looked at my watch…
Me: I think the switch should be wearing off right… about… now!
They glowed and switched back.
Nico: It was fun while it lasted.
Applejack: My mouth feels like I ate 1,000 bananas.
Nico: Sorry I had a lot of bananas for breakfast.
Suddenly, Konan's amber eyes turned neon amber and she was surrounded by a blue energy aura with stars, water, rain, earth, wind, paper charms, and angels, and as she approached the Dark Side Dazzlings, she left blue energy, stars, water, rain, earth, wind, paper charms, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Konan: I will never forgive you three for what you've done to all of Equestria for a thousand years, you caused so much pain and suffering not only to all the ponies of Equestria, but to Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, and Sonata Dusk. You three are nothing more than harbingers of hatred and destruction and as such, all three of you must be destroyed once and for all.
Suddenly, Konan was surrounded by a massive vortex of blue energy with stars, water, rain, earth, and wind surrounding the vortex, there are paper charms, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a lavender phoenix with red eyes glaring at the Dark Side Dazzlings: the red eyes of death and judgement. Then, as the vortex faded, Konan emerged, but she was changed forever.
(KINGDOM HEARTS 2: THE WORLD THAT NEVER WAS OST - SACRED MOON PLAYS)
Konan grew to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large blue orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has lavender highlights on the bangs of her long blue hair with orange paper flower beret and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon amber eyes and a blue energy aura with stars, water, rain, earth, wind, paper charms, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has an angel of
Heaven emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with blue iris, she has on angel earrings with blue gems for eyes and holding the Heaven, Water, Rain, Wind, Earth, Wind, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with blue gems on the gold water drop links and blue crystal links and blue angel-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of The Element of Harmony is an angel with blue gems for eyes and holding the Heaven, Water, Rain, Wind, Earth, Wind, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the pendant and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck. Konan has on a sleeveless revealing navy blue robe with large hemline on the front and exposed her arms, her back, the lateral part of her breast and her belly, with her navel being surrounded by four more piercings, black pants, sandals, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, water, rain, earth, wind, paper charms, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is an angel with light shining down on her and surrounded by falling drops of rain. Suddenly, Konan felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive blue angel wings with amber tips on the large blue feathers grew and sprouted out of her back. Konan has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and White Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Konan's massive greatsword and all the greatswords she'd gotten began merging together and they're suddenly surrounded by a kaleidoscope of blue energy, stars, water, rain, earth, wind, paper charms, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it transformed into Konan's Angelic Rain Paper Charm Heavenly Angel Greatsword of Angelic Rain Paper Charm Heavenly Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded amber gems and an angel with gold cross etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged blue blade, large phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large blue gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large blue phoenix heads with yellow gems for eyes and large blue phoenix head with amber gems for eyes and large amber gem in its mouth on the bottom of the phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left gold Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold deer head with blue gems for eyes and large pink gem in its beak for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a blue kanji below the angel that said, "Konan, Angel of The Rain, Former Member of The Akatsuki, Destroyer of The Five Great Nation's Notorious Enemies, God's Angel, Destroyer of The Demonic Devil of Disney Chernabog, Archenemy of Goldar, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, and Master of Rain, Wind, Earth, Shikigami, Phoenixes, and Angels"
コナン、雨の天使、暁の元メンバー、五大国の悪名高い敵の破壊者、神の天使、ディズニーの悪魔のような悪魔の破壊者チェルナボーグ、ゴルダールの宿敵、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、守護者、擁護者、そして救世主宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の存在、宇宙への希望の大使兼灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真の女神真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私無欲、勇気、そして信頼、悪、狂った、殺人的、無慈悲な、そしてサディスティックなろくでなしの破壊者と殺害者、素晴らしくて強力な教師の素晴らしくて強力な生徒、チームラウドフェニックスストームの素晴らしいメンバー、そして雨、風、地、式神、フェニックス、天使のマスター
Konan has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-SHIKIGAMI GOD ANGEL-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL ANGEL DIVINE GOD RAINWATER SHIKIGAMI ORIGAMI PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC DIVINE GOD RAINWATER SHIKIGAMI ORIGAMI PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC DIVINE GOD RAINWATER SHIKIGAMI ORIGAMI PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Konan's Super Angel-Shikigami God Angel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when The Dark Side Dazzlings saw it, they roared with anger and flew at her to kill her, but Konan fired explosive paper charms which blinded them, and she fired a massive barrage of blue energy, stars, water, rain, earth, wind, paper charms, phoenixes, and angels which hit The Dark Side Dazzlings and sent them flying into another wall, they got back up, but now, they were even more angered than ever.
Konan: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Angelic Rain Shikigami God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Angelic Rain Shikigami God Phoenix Angel Love) There's plenty more where that came from, and your punishment is only just beginning.
Aqua: That's right.
Nico: Your day of Judgement has arrived, you evil sirens of hatred!
Lincoln: You will pay for the thousands of years of pain and suffering you've inflicted on Equestria!
Suddenly, Aqua's blue eyes turn neon blue and she was surrounded by a blue energy aura with stars, light, water, fire, ice, lightning, magic, Keyblades, phoenixes, and angels, and as she approached The Dark Side Dazzlings, she left blue energy, stars, light, water, fire, ice, lightning, magic, Keyblades, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Aqua: Konan was right to say all that about you three, for over a thousand years, you three monster sirens inflicted so much pain and suffering to the innocents of Equestria and you thrived on hatred and destruction. That is unforgivable, and you three deserve only the cruelest of punishments that only we are capable of administering unto you: death!
Suddenly, Aqua was surrounded by a massive vortex of blue energy with stars, light, water, fire, ice, lightning, magic, and Keyblades surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a light blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at The Dark Side Dazzlings: the red eyes of death. Then, as soon as the vortex faded, Aqua emerged, but she was changed forever.
Aqua grew from 6'0" to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has aqua blue highlights on the bangs of her short blue hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blue eyes and a blue energy aura with stars, light, water, fire, ice, lightning, magic, Keyblades, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has an angel surrounded by Keyblades emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with blue iris, she has on angel earrings with blue gems for eyes and holding the Magic, Love, Maelstrom, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with blue gems on the gold water drop links and blue crystal links and blue angel-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of The Element of Harmony is an angel with blue gems for eyes and holding the Magic, Love, Maelstrom, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the pendant and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck. Aqua has on her black and blue high-collared halter top, two pink intersecting belts over her chest, black shorts, silver badge, white bell-sleeves on her arms, tan, fingerless gloves, small segmented piece of armor on each of her upper arms, black stockings on her legs which reach to about halfway up her thighs, leaving a small area of bare skin on her upper thighs, two strips of blue cloth that drape over either side of her hips, along with a smaller white strip of cloth tied around her waist, draped in the same manner, pointed, armored, silver boots with a sharp "hook" on the outer side of each, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, light, water, fire, ice, lightning, magic, Keyblades, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is The Land of Departure and on top is Kingdom Hearts with a Keyblade. Suddenly, Aqua felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive blue angel wings with pink tips on the large light blue feathers grew much bigger for her new body. Aqua has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Aqua's Stormfall Keyblade and all the greatswords she'd gotten began merging together and they're suddenly surrounded by a kaleidoscope of blue energy, stars, light, water, fire, ice, lightning, magic, Keyblades, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it transformed into Aqua's Oceanic Light Magic Maelstrom Keyblade of Oceanic Light Magic Maelstrom Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded pink gems and the symbol of Kingdom Hearts surrounded by the Keyblades etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged blue blade, large white angel wings for the guard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large pink gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large angel heads with pink gems for eyes and large blue phoenix head with pink gems for eyes and large pink gem in its mouth on the bottom of the phoenix heads for the pommel with three stars representing Terra, Aqua, and Ventus for the links and the token is The Mark of Mastery, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left gold Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold angel head with blue gems for eyes and large pink gem in its beak for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a blue kanji below The Land of Departure that said, "Aqua, Keyblade Master of The Land of Departure, Expert Spellcaster and Magic User, Loving Sister of Terra, Kairi, Sora, and Riku, Friend of King Mickey and His Friends, Old Friend of Tsuki Fireheart Raiga, Loving Girlfriend of Ventus, Archenemy of Skulker, Destroyer of Xehanort, The Heartless, Organization XIII, The Nobodies, and Maleficent and Her Army of Villains, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, and Master of Water, Magic, Phoenixes, and Angels"
アクア、旅立ちの国のキーブレードマスター、熟練の魔法使い兼魔法の使い手、テラ、カイリ、ソラ、リクの愛する妹、ミッキー王とその仲間たちの友人、ツキの旧友、ファイアハート・ライガ、ヴェントゥスの愛する彼女、大敵スカルカー、ゼアノートの破壊者、ハートレス、組織 XIII、ノーボディ、マレフィセントとその悪役軍団、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、大使であり希望の灯台宇宙、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者であり悪の殺戮者、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、チーム・ラウドの素晴らしいメンバーフェニックスの嵐、そして水、魔法、フェニックス、天使のマスター
Aqua has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-KEYBLADE MASTER-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA STARLIGHT MAGIC WATER MAELSTROM KEYBLADE MASTER PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC STARLIGHT MAGIC WATER MAELSTROM KEYBLADE MASTER PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC STARLIGHT MAGIC WATER MAELSTROM KEYBLADE MASTER PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Aqua's Super Angel-Keyblade Master-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when The Dark Side Dazzlings saw it, they roared with anger and flew at her to kill her, but Aqua fired a massive barrage of blue energy, stars, light, water, fire, ice, lightning, magic, Keyblades, phoenixes, and angels which hit The Dark Side Dazzlings and sent them flying into another wall, they got back up, but now, they were even more angered than ever.
Nico: WHOA!
Lincoln: Whoa is right, Aqua's transformed. If the Keyblade Knights saw this, they would seriously be stunned with awe.
Aqua: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Angelic Starlight Ocean Maelstrom Keyblade Master Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Angelic Starlight Ocean Maelstrom Keyblade Master Phoenix Angel Love) That they would, Lincoln. Now, it's high-time we administer divine punishment unto the Dark Sides of The Dazzlings.
Me: Right.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Konan and Aqua as the rest of us unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed and joined in.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) This is the end for you Dark Sirens of Hate, never again will we let you three run wild and cause havoc in Equestria.
Lincoln, Konan, and Aqua went after The Dark Dazzlings, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, blue energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Golems, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Elemental Phoenixes, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at The Dark Side Dazzlings and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Then, they attacked them with their massive greatswords and Keyblade leaving scars on them and Lincoln left many more with his gold claws and firing energy slashes from his gold claws and he, Konan, and Aqua attacked them hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving the Dark Side Dazzlings insane and straight to the brink of insanity.
That in turn caused the Dark Side Dazzlings to transform into their true forms: the Sirens who caused havoc in Equestria for centuries, and Konan and Aqua rushed in and slashed the Dark Side Dazzlings' necks and they drew blood, and the Sirens roared.
Eli: Hey, what's with the drawing blood?
Suddenly, the scent of blood went into Lincoln's nose, and then, we saw his veins in his body throb and glow red and his eyes change from deep sapphire blue to blood red and his fangs grew longer.
Nico: Oh no, you didn't. Please, tell me you didn't.
Konan: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Angelic Rain Shikigami God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Angelic Rain Shikigami God Phoenix Angel Love) We did, Nico.
Aqua: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Angelic Starlight Ocean Maelstrom Keyblade Master Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Angelic Starlight Ocean Maelstrom Keyblade Master Phoenix Angel) Lincoln, it's chow time!
As if obeying the sweet scent of blood, Lincoln rushed at The Dark Side Dazzlings and with two of his massive and long white wolf tails grabbing and pinning Dark Aria Blaze and Dark Sonata Dusk down to the ground, Lincoln pinned Dark Adagio Dazzle to the ground with his third massive and long white wolf tail and he bared his sharp fangs and sank his teeth right into Dark Adagio Dazzle's neck and he began sucking out her blood and assimilating all her powers and monstrously immense superhuman strength. When Lincoln was done, Dark Adagio Dazzle was reduced to a withered and lifeless husk.
Then, he moved onto Dark Sonata Dusk and he bared his sharp fangs and sank his teeth right into Dark Sonata Dusk's neck and he began sucking out her blood and assimilating all her powers and monstrously immense superhuman strength. When Lincoln was done, Dark Sonata Dusk was reduced to a withered and lifeless husk.
Finally, he moved onto Dark Aria Blaze and he bared his sharp fangs and sank his teeth right into Dark Aria Blazes neck and he began sucking out her blood and assimilating all her powers and monstrously immense superhuman strength. When Lincoln was done, Dark Aria Blaze was reduced to a withered and lifeless husk.
Then, Lincoln took their necklaces and they merged with his massive greatsword and he burned their bodies with rainbow flames and banished them to The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly as Lincoln, Konan, and Aqua holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Konan's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, and massive blue angel wings are permanent, and Aqua's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, and massive blue angel wings are permanent.
Nico: That's it for the Dark Sides of the Dazzlings.
Me: But, I certainly didn't see that Aqua and Konan cut their necks and drew blood again, and the scent of blood drove Lincoln's hunger for blood.
Anna Anyanova: And in turn send him into that blood feeding frenzy and he fed on the Dark Sides of The Dazzlings, sheesh.
Sabrina Lorelai: We all know that just one trace of the scent of blood and Lincoln's hunger rises up to the surface, luckily, he'd gotten control of that, but on some occasions, when it's a powerful villain we face, we draw their blood and let the scent into Lincoln's nose.
Me: And that in turn causes him to go on that blood feeding frenzy, jeez.
Lincoln: But, it was worth it: we got rid of The Dark Sides of The Dazzlings once more and put an end to their centuries long reign of terror on Equestria.
Me: That's for sure.
Nico: And that's the end of that.
Me: Yep. (GROANS)
I sat on the ground.
Nico: You okay?
Me: Just a really nasty headache. Those switchings really jumbled up my mind. Lana can you give me a block of ice?
Lana: Sure thing J.D.
She put a block of ice on my head.
Me: Thanks. Ahh that feels good.
Nico: How did you girls like being in some of our bodies?
Fluttershy: It was really unusual.
Maria: It was cool to see.
May: I thought it was amazing.
Rainbow Dash: I liked it!
Me: Yeah that was awesome and BADASS armor R.D.
Rainbow Dash: Boy it sure was.
Lincoln: And I liked being invisible.
Me: (LAUGHS) You gave one nasty wedgie.
WE LAUGHED!
Qin: (LAUGHS) That was funny!
Camie: (LAUGHS) YEAH!
Misty Tredwell: (LAUGHS) That was really cool though.
Manta Bayarsh: Yeah it was. But those songs you guys got to sing were all really awesome!
Pipp Petals: Oh my Glitter! That was the most fun and most amazing concert ever! I got the whole thing on social media.
Nico: Awesome Pipp.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: I liked the songs we did.
Me: Me too. Those were fun.
Camie: They sure were.
Brittney: That was so fun.
Xenia: Yeah and the action from each song was so epic!
Varie: You got that right!
Nico: The Evil Dazzlings are gone for good.
Me: Thank goodness.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: That was an awesome concert.
May: It sure was
Nico: Yeah. Feel better J.D.?
Me: Yeah I'm fine now.
Xenia: Good.
I got up and my ice block was melted.
Me: Headaches don't last long with people like me.
Nico: (LAUGHS) That's true.
Maria: Hope we didn't cause too much damage
Eli: Nah. I fixed everything as bro was resting.
Me: Thanks Eli.
Nico: Yep. Now for the Anothers.
Eli: Lets see what we got here.
Eli concentrated and he saw them.
Eli: Whoa this is unusual. We have Another Chicken Wing Platoon, Sauce Guru, Lego Condiment King, Yost Executioner and Manta Bayarsh .
Nico: WHOA!
Manta Bayarsh: Oh yeah! We call them the 24 Vicious Wings of Doom. They are Living Chicken Wings covered in the hottest hot sauces ever that have the most deadliest flavors ever.
Nico: Geez!
Qin: Yeah!
Nico was going crazy!
Nico: I'M EATING THEM!
Me: Some of the Anothers are his favorite foods!
Qin: YEAH!
Maria: Who do we call for them?
Me: Serena Amariah, Fimena is the Blue Centaurette and Blue Raspberry.
Qin: Cool!
Maria called them in and in swirls of rainbows and elements came said people.
Blue Raspberry: Hey guys! We saw the concert and that was awesome!
Fimena: Boy it sure was!
Serena Amariah: That was so fun!
Xenia: Thanks.
Lola: That sure was fun.
Eli: I sense that the Anothers minus Manta are one person.
Qin: Nice.
Nico: THERE THEY ARE!
We saw Another Chicken Wing Platoon, Sauce Guru, Lego Condiment King and Yost Executioner.
Qin: Whoa!
Nico's mouth drooled like a waterfall.
Me: This will be fun.
Another Sauce Guru: (In a girls voice) It sure will.
Lincoln: That voice! Storm Crow Xiuhcoatl!
They merged and she reverted back and she was a girl that had black hair, red eyes, orange and blue angel wings and she had purple and orange clothes and had a keyblade of Mayan Origin.
Nico: Whoa!
Xenia: Care to introduce us?
Lincoln: Sure. This is Storm Crow Xiuhcoatl, Keyblade Knight of The Ancient Kingdom, the World of The Emperor's New Groove from the Year 2000, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's a master of the powers of fire and the Gods of Aztec, Incan, and Mayan myth. She's really good friends with Kuzco and Kronk, and not only does she have a massive hatred towards Xehanort, but she also harbors a really massive and really nasty hatred towards Yzma, and she swore if that ugly witch tries to kill Kuzco again so she can rule, she was going to skin that ugly hag alive and send her soul to the blackest depths of Xibalba. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained me a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.
We were amazed!
Me: Wow! I love the movie The Emperor's New Groove and that was so awesome and funny.
Storm Crow Xiuhcoatl: That was awesome.
Qin: It sure was.
Me: Yzma is now in the M.O.E. And she is Merida's archenemy.
Nico: Yep it's true.
Storm Crow Xiuhcoatl: I heard about that.
Me: Yep and it's to honor her actress that played her, Eartha Kitt.
Storm Crow Xiuhcoatl: I know. She died in 2008. She will never be forgotten.
Nico: A moment of silence.
We took off our hats and put our hands on our chests for her.
We got done 1 minute later.
Nico: We actually helped Kuzco and friends a while back and it was fun.
Storm Crow Xiuhcoatl: That's what I heard and that is awesome.
Me: It sure is.
Qin: Yeah.
Me: By the way is the Another Manta Bayarsh friendly or hostile?
Storm Crow Xiuhcoatl: Friendly and she is really amazing with Manta's powers.
Me: Nice.
Nico: Sorry we have to do this
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and was separated from the Anothers.
Me: Yeah! One thing first.
I went over to the Another Sauce Guru.
I pulled out an empty pot for sauce and he threw sauce bottles at me and I caught and flicked sauce bottles and did amazing flips and more and poured sauces into the pot and mixed it and it glowed perfectly and I had him taste it and it was perfect! He laughed with euphoria!
Me: Awesome!
Nico: How come you did that?
Me: Mr. Lynn has been trying to make the perfect sandwich sauce for his newest menu item. But he couldn't get it right. So I decided to have the Sauce Guru help me out with this. Even though it's Another.
Nico: Cool!
We fired waves of energy and blasted Another Sauce Guru, Yost Executioner and Lego Condiment King!
All that was left was the 24 Vicious Wings of Doom!
Nico: MUST EAT!
Me: Chow down!
Nico ran and ATE ALL OF THEM!
The wings were devoured!
Nico: Ahh. (LOUD BURP) Pardon me.
He belched up the Wonder Ride Book and I caught the others.
Qin: That was funny.
Lola: Yeah it sure was.
Nico: (LOUD BELCH!)
He belched out fire from that.
Maria: Time for backup! (TURNS DIAL) CRIMSON BUTTKICKING 6!
She summoned Crimson Dynamo, Evil Orbit Woman, Dr. Ivo Robotnik, Evil Whirlpool Man, Snowflame and Red Dark Magician!
Nico: Oh yeah!
Crimson Dynamo: (Russian Accent) Wow Nico you look bloated.
Nico: Oh yeah! (LOUD BELCH)
Me: He sure is.
Nico: But I can still fight!
Nico got up and he had a really stuffed belly.
Nico: (LOUD BELCH)
Maria: I'll take your word for it.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: (LOUD BELCH) Here she comes!
We saw a figure and it was ANOTHER MANTA BAYARSH!
Me: Whoa!
Nico: Another (LOUD BELCH) Manta Bayarsh!
Manta Bayarsh: He had a little too much to eat.
Another Manta Bayarsh: (In a girls voice) Boy he sure did.
Me: (GASP) That voice!
She reverted back and it was a girl with green hair, green eyes, green leaf angel wings, green clothes and had a tiara with the symbol of the Leaf Dopant on it and had the same symbol on her skirt and she had a green leaf scythe.
Me: (GASP) Leia Leaf.
Leia Leaf: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: You too. Leia is the Embodiment of the Leaf Dopant and she has a masterful power over leaves, plants, flowers and trees and even fruit and vegetables. She also has the amazing power to switch bodies.
Leia Leaf: It's true. Watch.
She fired a beam of energy and it hit Lola and Lana and they were in each other's bodies.
Lana: (In Lola's Body) COOL!
Lola: (In Lana's Body) (SCREAMS)
Lana then got LOLA'S BODY COVERED FROM HEAD TO TOE IN MUD AND FILTH!
We laughed!
Nico: (LAUGHS) That is (LOUD BELCH) Funny!
I snapped my fingers and cleaned them off and reverted them back.
Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!
Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.
Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!
Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.
Leia Leaf: No he didn't. As soon as his back was turned I turned into a vortex of leaves and teleported out of there. But before I left I switched the bodies of Ora and Uhr.
Sakura Knudson: That explains why they both were acting differently back then.
Qin: (LAUGHS) That's funny.
Kaito and Zocks: Zenkaiju Gear!
They donned Zenkaiju Armor.
Lincoln: Lets separate you first.
He fired a wave of light and separated the Another from her.
Leia Leaf: Lets do it!
She slashed Another Manta and slashed him all over and blasted him with leaves!
Nico: Time for some fun! (LOUD BELCH) (ACTIVATES MANTA BAYARSH AND YOST EXECUTIONER'S RIDEWATCHES)
He fired waves of energy and blasted the Another.
May: Time for this! (ACTIVATES LUNGE FISH AND PRINCESS ABI'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired waves of energy and blasted the another down.
Maria: My turn! (ACTIVATES UMA ZAZZALA QUEEN BEE AND EVIL MANTA'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired waves of energy and blasted the Another.
Sally: Take this! (ACTIVATES YOST EXECUTIONER'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired waves of energy and blasted him down.
Then Black Manta, Skeleton Men, Quetzalcoatlus Dopant, Dr. Caballeron, Stingrage and Blizzard Wolfang came.
Nico: Nice team Black Manta!
Black Manta: Thanks Nico!
Qin: This is gonna be fun.
?: WHOOAAAA! SOMEONE STOP ME AS A CRAZY THING!
WE SAW A SPINNING FIGURE SPIN IN AND SMASHED DOWN THE ANOTHER AND I CAUGHT THE RIDEWATCH AND PURIFIED IT!
Me: Whoa! I'm getting dizzy seeing this!
Qin: Me too!
Nico: I can't see who she is!
I stopped the figure and it was Top Man!
Me: Whoa! Top Man!
Nico: Whoa No wonder I got so dizzy. (LOUD BELCH!)
Top Man: (In a girls voice) I hate it when that happens.
Nico: Tina Topper! Wow.
Tina Topper: Awesome to see you again Nico.
Nico: Same here.
Qin: Boy you sure got dizzy huh?
Tina Topper: Yeah no kidding.
Nico: You're naked, aren't you?
Tina Topper: I am.
Me: Oh boy.
I put on my blind man glasses and the boys covered their eyes.
Me: It's going to hurt.
Tina Topper: I know.
Me: Okay. (SNAPS FINGERS)
I snapped my fingers and she doubled over in pain and reverted back.
She threw up and reverted back and she was a girl with orange hair and blue eyes and had orange angel wings and had a spinning top in the middle of her forehead.
Tina Topper: (GROAN) That was rough. (Sees herself) GAH! Eyes to yourselves perverts!
Rarity: Don't worry darling we can fix this.
The Fashion Brigade gave her new orange clothes and she looked great!
Tina Topper: This is awesome!
Nico: It sure is, isn't it?
Tina Topper: Yeah.
Sally: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Tina Topper: When me and Nico went to class and I made a bully spin around so fast and he hurled his guts out on a girl in the girls bathroom. He got expelled that day.
Nico: Yep.
Qin: Awesome and funny.
Xenia: Yeah.
Nico and Tina hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Tina Topper: Me too Nico.
We later went back and told everyone everything and it was awesome.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Emerald Sustrai, Flashwing, Dew Gayl, Spy Rise, Chuck, Bomb. Jade, Yusuke, Harold, Takeru, Yura, Huntington Twins and Alexis Kim are heading to Queens, New York for Day 3 of the treasure hunt, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the four girls here, but the third treasure we're getting is for Melman the Giraffe: these are known as The Greaves of Aeolus, and after Melman gets those, we're going to destroy Dave the Octopus who's come back from the dead wanting revenge on us and The Penguins.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Queens, New York, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the four girls here, but the third treasure we're getting is for Melman the Giraffe: these are known as The Greaves of Aeolus, and after Melman gets those, we're going to destroy Dave the Octopus who's come back from the dead wanting revenge on us and The Penguins.
Me: That mad lunatic's back?! That's it, he's getting turned into grilled octopus steaks!
Nico: You got that right.
Just then, The Penguins arrived.
Skipper: We just got the word that crazy octopus came back. We've already got Rico stocked up with explosives.
Yusuke:First, we should get the treasure at once.
We headed straight for a shrine made of green-colored marble with two giraffes out in front of the shrine, and we headed inside and we saw the treasure: The Greaves of Aeolus, four silver and green-colored greaves with green gems.
Melman the Giraffe: The Greaves of Aeolus. They're like the Greaves of Varuna, but with green.
Suddenly, we saw a beautiful and super sexy girl with short red hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has Kokuo's five massive and long white tails, she's dressed in a sleeveless red top, red skirt with the Five Kanji, knee-high high-heeled crimson red boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, fire, water, horses, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Kokuo The Five-Tailed Horse, in her right hand is a greatsword and with her are the four girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Katie Kokuo, Avatar of Kokuo The Five-Tailed Horse.
Katie Kokuo: That's right, and I got the girls away from that crazy multi-armed basket case.
?: YOU PATHETIC PENGUINS AND ALL OF TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM WILL PAY FOR DESTROYING ME!
We then saw our target, Dave the Octopus, and he was indeed out for our heads. Melman the Giraffe grabbed the Greaves of Aeolus and put them on his legs, and when he did, he was surrounded by a massive and glowing vortex of green energy with stars and winds surrounding the vortex, there are giraffes, phoenixes, and angels running and flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a brown and yellow phoenix with red eyes glaring at Dave the Octopus: the red eyes of death.
The vortex faded, and Melman emerged with a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, he has neon blue eyes and a green energy aura with stars, winds, giraffes, phoenixes, and angels surrounding him, he has a Giraffe emblazoned on his forehead with blue iris, he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with green gems in the gold wind gust links and green crystal links and a green giraffe-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom is a green with blue gems for eyes and the Wind and Eternity Kanjis in its hooves for the pendant and he now has on a large white and gold accented choker on his neck, he has on a long sleeveless white trenchcoat with winds, stars, giraffes, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a giraffe with winds surrounding it, and there's a green kanji below the giraffe that said, "Melman the Giraffe, Former Zoo Giraffe from The Central Park Zoo Now Member of Circus Zaragoza, Destroyer of DuBois and Makunga, Childhood Best Friend of Alex, Melman, and Gloria, Expert Doctor, Archenemy of Giraffe Man, Friend to Many, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Winds, Stars, Giraffes, Phoenixes, and Angels"
キリンのメルマン、セントラルパーク動物園の元キリン、現在はサーカス・サラゴサのメンバー、デュボアとマクンガの破壊者、アレックス、メルマン、グロリアの幼少期の親友、名医、キリン男の宿敵、多くの友人、勇敢な戦士コスモス、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、セレスティアル・ゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者とスレイヤー、錯乱、殺人的で冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして風、星、キリン、フェニックス、天使のマスター
Melman the Giraffe now has massive yellow angel wings with brown spots and green tips and he grew much bigger and much stronger. Plus, the Greaves of Aeolus have merged with the greatswords and swords that he'd gotten and they're surrounded by green energy, stars, winds, giraffes, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Melman the Giraffe's Wind Hurricane Aeolus Wind Hurricane Greaves of Wind Hurricane Justice, a brand-new pair of silver and green greaves with wind gusts etched on them and green gems embedded in them.
Melman the Giraffe's transformed into SUPER ANGEL-GIRAFFE-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA GREEK AEOLUS HURRICANE WIND STORM GIRAFFE PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE GREEK AEOLUS HURRICANE WIND STORM GIRAFFE PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE GREEK AEOLUS HURRICANE WIND STORM GIRAFFE PHOENIX ANGEL HOPE!
We were amazed by Melman's Super Angel-Giraffe-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Dave the Octopus saw it, he went mad with rage, but Melman fired a massive barrage of green energy, stars, winds, zebras, phoenixes, and angels which hits Dave the Octopus, he got back up, but now, he was mega pissed off and mega insane now.
Melman the Giraffe: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Greek Wind Hurricane Storm Giraffe Phoenix Angel and Divine Greek Wind Hurricane Storm Giraffe Phoenix Angel Hope) There's plenty more where that came from, you basket case!
Sylvester: You're about to be turned into octopus steaks for coming back again!
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: Rico's already loaded up with more explosives, and now, all that's left is to kill you right where you stand once again! Let's get him!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Demonic Bloodstained Stellar Eternal Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel of Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Justice and Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Compassion and he unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demon Knight Sparda Demonic Fang Demon Hound Greatsword of Demon Hound Darkness Justice from his back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Yusuke and his team, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Dave the Octopus, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Rico got out a massive bazooka and fired and the missile hit Dave the Octopus and he exploded into grilled octopus steaks and we ate his remains, and we belched out his spirit and sent him straight to The Black Gates forever. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down, and Melman the Giraffe's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, gold halo, longer tail, and massive yellow angel wings are permanent.
Lincoln: And this time, stay dead forever, you deranged piece of calamari. (To Katie Kokuo) And it's so good to see you again, Katie Kokuo.
Katie Kokuo: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met.
Lincoln went up to Katie Kokuo and he hugged them, and Katie Kokuo is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Katie Kokuo: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories and gold halo behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., this is Katie Kokuo, Avatar of Kokuo the Five-Tailed Horse, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan, and she's the Avatar of Kokuo The Five-Tailed Horse and she's a powerful master of water and fire and she also knows how to use those five massive and long tails as powerful weapons such as using them to such as using them as whips to whip villains and even grab villains by the neck and toss them to the side or even use Frieza's torture attack on them. She's also a member of The Tailed Beast Avatar Guardian Angels of Lincoln Loud, and she and the others never show any mercy to those who dare to hurt me. She also really hates Lisa to the extreme, because during a date at their secret hot springs, that lunatic showed up and tried to kill me once more, but Katie blinded her with a blast of steam and she trapped her inside a water bubble and sent her back to The Loud House to face her punishment.
Kenzie Kurama: And like he told you yesterday, Lisa planted a tracking chip onto his shoulder, that's how she found out about our secret hot springs.
Me: And after Katie dealt with Lisa and sent her away, we got to work on removing the tracking chip in Lincoln's shoulder as soon as he got back.
Lincoln: They removed it, and then, I asked J.D. to find out if Lisa had anymore nasty surprises after she got rid of me.
Me: And she had plans to capture and dissect Lincoln's Guardian Angels and harem and kill them and throw them into Antarctica to be eaten by the wild life there.
Luna: That got Lincoln so mad, he grabbed Lisa by the neck with a tail he sprouted out and tossed her into a cage and locked her inside it.
Laney: And like Eli said, Lisa's Dark Side was nothing more than a repulsive ape.
Luan: Lisa was a monster because of her Dark Side, she treated us and everyone around her like her test subjects, and she was extremely malicious towards Lincoln, and she pissed off everyone around her with her dark unethical ways both her family and everyone around her, and that made her a big target by most of Lincoln's Guardian Angels who hated her with a blazing passion.
Lincoln: They formed an Anti-Lisa Loud Coalition for that sole purpose of taking Lisa down once and for all and sending her to prison forever, and I also joined that coalition as well.
Lincoln showed us an Anti-Lisa Loud Coalition ID card he has in his wallet.
Eli: And we already knew the reason for that.
Lincoln: Lisa's heartless and malicious actions towards me and my Guardian Angels, I swore that I wasn't going to let Lisa get away with this, so I joined the Coalition to bring her down. But, we got rid of the monster inside her and the very monster that made her like that.
Nico: Chase Young's Dark Side and Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Exactly, and now that you're here, Katie.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Katie Kokuo in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Katie Kokuo: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on Katie Kokuo's neck with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Katie Kokuo: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Katie Kokuo.
Katie Kokuo had a smile on her faces and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his arms around her and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips and she also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the four girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The four girls are the Simulator versions of Diane and Elizabeth Liones from The Seven Deadly Sins, the Simulator version of Rebecca Bluegarden from Eden's Zero, and the Simulator version of Rin from Toriko.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's the Simulator versions of Diane and Elizabeth Liones from The Seven Deadly Sins, the Simulator version of Rebecca Bluegarden from Eden's Zero, and the Simulator version of Rin from Toriko.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Simulator Diane: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Simulator Diane and the other three girls saw who it was that saved them from Dave the Octopus, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white choker collar with gold accents and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura around him.
Simulator Diane: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made three clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Simulator Diane: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Simulator Diane, Simulator Elizabeth Liones, Simulator Rebecca Bluegarden, and Simulator Rin with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to the World Tree Estate and we told them Melman the Giraffe had gotten the Greaves of Aeolus, and the rest of the team were shocked to find out the villain we went after was our old enemy, Dave the Octopus, who came back from the dead wanting revenge on us and The Penguins.
But, when Lincoln showed what happened such as Melman the Giraffe transforming and all of us giving that deranged homicidal vengeful monster the beating of his life and Rico blowing him up and us eating his remains and sending him straight to The Black Gates forever, everyone cheered for us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on his face. Lincoln and Katie Kokuo have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: That'll teach that crazy homicidal octopus never to come after us ever again!
Lincoln: He was never going to learn his lesson that easily, because he was too vengeful and way too insane, but he got what he deserved in the end.
Me: That's right, he paid the price.
Nico: And now, he's nothing more than a forgotten memory.
After finally getting rid of Dave the Octopus and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Katie Kokuo saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her faces, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Katie Kokuo: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Katie, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Katie Kokuo: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Katie Kokuo: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Nico: Yep. So, Katie, mind showing us that video of the fight you had with Lisa when you found out that little monster invaded your secret hot springs to kill Lincoln again?
Katie Kokuo: Gladly.
Katie Kokuo played the video on the screen, and we saw Lincoln and Katie Kokuo at the secret hot springs with Lincoln in his orange swim trunks and Katie Kokuo in her red two-piece bikini. But, their date would wind up getting interrupted.
?: YOU IGNORAMUS HAIRLESS APE, YOU WILL PAY FOR CONSTANTLY SURVIVING MY ATTEMPTS TO KILL YOU!
Past Katie Kokuo: What the heck was that?!
Past Lincoln: Oh no, not again, Lisa!
Then, they saw Lisa come out of the bushes, and she was out for blood once again.
Past Lisa: SUFFER MY WRATH, YOU HAIRLESS APES!
But, then, we saw Katie Kokuo fire massive jets of steam that blinded Lisa and she trapped her in a water bubble. Then, she swats the water bubble with her five massive and long white tails and sent Lisa flying back to The Loud House.
Past Katie Kokuo: That'll teach her. But, how did she...?!
Suddenly, Katie Kokuo saw something blinking in Lincoln's right shoulder.
Past Katie Kokuo: Lisa planted a tracking chip in you!
Past Lincoln: WHAT?!
Lincoln saw the blinking in his right shoulder.
Past Lincoln: (ROARS) LISA!
Lincoln and Katie Kokuo got out of the hot springs and went back to The Loud House as the video ended.
Nico: Oh man, Lincoln, you were extremely pissed off at Lisa for what she did.
Me: We all were.
Luna: When Lincoln and Katie came back, we removed the tracking chip Lisa planted in him, and when he found out she also had plans to capture and dissect Lincoln's Guardian Angels and harem and kill them and throw them into Antarctica to be eaten by the wild life there, and Lincoln was so mad, he grabbed Lisa by the neck with a tail he sprouted out and tossed her into a cage and locked her inside it.
Lincoln: I was beyond mad at Lisa for this, it was bad enough she tried to kill me, but to also find out she tried to also hurt my Guardian Angels and harem as well?! That also drove my purpose to protect my Guardian Angels and harem with everything I've got, and if I ever have children, I'd also protect them as well from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan.
Anna Anyanova: You got that right, and he swore if he ever had children, he'd protect them with all his might from those five since their Dark Sides really hated him with a blazing passion.
Sabrina Lorelai: Which is why we're also here to protect him from those five.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Axel, Simulator Emma, Millie, Mary Kate "MK", Nichelle, Simulator Priya, Simulator Beth, Simulator Blaineley, Simulator Bridgette, Simulator Courtney, Simulator Dakota, Simulator Gwen, Simulator Izzy, Simulator Jasmine, Simulator Leshawna, Simulator Lindsay, Simulator Sammy, Simulator Sierra, Simulator Sky, and Simulator Zoey are heading to Jolly Roger Bay.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Axel, Simulator Emma, Millie, Mary Kate "MK", Nichelle, Simulator Priya, Simulator Beth, Simulator Blaineley, Simulator Bridgette, Simulator Courtney, Simulator Dakota, Simulator Gwen, Simulator Izzy, Simulator Jasmine, Simulator Leshawna, Simulator Lindsay, Simulator Sammy, Simulator Sierra, Simulator Sky, and Simulator Zoey are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Axel, Simulator Emma, Millie, Mary Kate "MK", Nichelle, Simulator Priya, Simulator Beth, Simulator Blaineley, Simulator Bridgette, Simulator Courtney, Simulator Dakota, Simulator Gwen, Simulator Izzy, Simulator Jasmine, Simulator Leshawna, Simulator Lindsay, Simulator Sammy, Simulator Sierra, Simulator Sky, and Simulator Zoey had feelings for Lincoln, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Mary Kate: Wow, so this is Jolly Roger Bay, it sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Mary Kate, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Axel, Simulator Emma, Millie, Mary Kate "MK", Nichelle, Simulator Priya, Simulator Beth, Simulator Blaineley, Simulator Bridgette, Simulator Courtney, Simulator Dakota, Simulator Gwen, Simulator Izzy, Simulator Jasmine, Simulator Leshawna, Simulator Lindsay, Simulator Sammy, Simulator Sierra, Simulator Sky, and Simulator Zoey dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball match, and Axel, Simulator Emma, Millie, Mary Kate "MK", Nichelle, Simulator Priya, Simulator Beth, Simulator Blaineley, Simulator Bridgette, Simulator Courtney, Simulator Dakota, Simulator Gwen, Simulator Izzy, Simulator Jasmine, Simulator Leshawna, Simulator Lindsay, Simulator Sammy, Simulator Sierra, Simulator Sky, and Simulator Zoey got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails. But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he sucked out all of their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Axel, Simulator Emma, Millie, Mary Kate "MK", Nichelle, Simulator Priya, Simulator Beth, Simulator Blaineley, Simulator Bridgette, Simulator Courtney, Simulator Dakota, Simulator Gwen, Simulator Izzy, Simulator Jasmine, Simulator Leshawna, Simulator Lindsay, Simulator Sammy, Simulator Sierra, Simulator Sky, and Simulator Zoey and they hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Axel, Simulator Emma, Millie, Mary Kate "MK", Nichelle, Simulator Priya, Simulator Beth, Simulator Blaineley, Simulator Bridgette, Simulator Courtney, Simulator Dakota, Simulator Gwen, Simulator Izzy, Simulator Jasmine, Simulator Leshawna, Simulator Lindsay, Simulator Sammy, Simulator Sierra, Simulator Sky, and Simulator Zoey placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Jolly Roger Bay, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!
Suddenly, twenty Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Axel, Simulator Emma, Millie, Mary Kate "MK", Nichelle, Simulator Priya, Simulator Beth, Simulator Blaineley, Simulator Bridgette, Simulator Courtney, Simulator Dakota, Simulator Gwen, Simulator Izzy, Simulator Jasmine, Simulator Leshawna, Simulator Lindsay, Simulator Sammy, Simulator Sierra, Simulator Sky, and Simulator Zoey with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, Axel, Simulator Emma, Millie, Mary Kate "MK", Nichelle, Simulator Priya, Simulator Beth, Simulator Blaineley, Simulator Bridgette, Simulator Courtney, Simulator Dakota, Simulator Gwen, Simulator Izzy, Simulator Jasmine, Simulator Leshawna, Simulator Lindsay, Simulator Sammy, Simulator Sierra, Simulator Sky, and Simulator Zoey are in your harem.
Courtney: You can thank us for finding the Simulator versions of Emma, Priya, Beth, Blaineley, me, Bridgette, Dakota, Gwen, Izzy, Jasmine, Leshawna, Lindsay, Sammy, Sierra, Sky, and Zoey for this one.
Gwen: And we also introduced Axel, Millie, Mary Kate, and Nichelle to Lincoln in the real world by organizing a date at Lynn's Table.
Courtney: And by the end of the day, those four were already in love with Lincoln.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Axel, Simulator Emma, Millie, Mary Kate "MK", Nichelle, Simulator Priya, Simulator Beth, Simulator Blaineley, Simulator Bridgette, Simulator Courtney, Simulator Dakota, Simulator Gwen, Simulator Izzy, Simulator Jasmine, Simulator Leshawna, Simulator Lindsay, Simulator Sammy, Simulator Sierra, Simulator Sky, and Simulator Zoey, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive bottles full of the hottest hot sauces appeared over the funnel.
Nico: (GASPS) BOTTLES OF THE HOTTEST HOT SAUCE?! HE WOULDN'T DARE!
Then, the bottles of the hottest hot sauce were dumped right into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
SCREAM OF PAIN AND AGONY!
Flip screamed like crazy as tons of fire gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his mouth, ears, and farted out of his three-cheeked butt like crazy!
Flip stopped screaming and farting out fire, but he was still red in his ugly face!
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you disgusting three butt-cheeked mutant!
Me: Damn, now that was brutal!
Nico: Too brutal, but that was hilarious.
Later we were watching TV and then we heard crying.
Flamin Yawn: Do you guys hear that?
Nico: Yeah that sounds like Rarity.
Me: Oh boy. I wonder what she is crying about this time.
We got to Rarity's room and to our shock we saw that Rarity was NOT ONLY Crying fountains but MASSIVE NUMBERS OF PILES OF DIAMONDS PILED UP ALL OVER THE FLOOR!
Qin: WHOA!
Me: Where'd all these diamonds come from!?
Mr. Krabs: What's wrong, lass?
Rarity: (WAILING AND BAWLING)
Me: Rarity.
We went over.
Rarity: I CAN'T COME UP WITH MORE IDEAS!
Me: Oh Rarity it's nothing to be ashamed of. I'm sure you'll think of something.
Xenia: Yeah Rarity. But first where did you find all these diamonds?
Acid Storm: Did you buy all this?
Rarity: (CRYING)
The tears dripped from her face and then they turned into diamonds! I had some land into my hand
Me: Her tears turned into diamonds when she cries!
Xenia: Whoa!
Me: I've seen this many times before.
Yukina: That's like me when I cry jewels like that.
Xenia: And I heard that people exploit this by torturing and making people cry for this.
Qin: That is crazy.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: Hey, Rarity. Look!
Rarity saw Nico pull Double D's pants down.
Edd: OH WHAT IN SAM HILL ARE YOU DOING NICO!?
Me: Nico let me handle this.
I called in the Three Stooges!
Curly, Larry and Moe: (IN ACAPELLA) HELLO! HELLO! HELLO!
Moe: Looks like someone needs cheering up.
Me: Yep.
SLAP!
I slapped Moe across his face.
HONK! BOOF BONK POINK!
I honked his nose, hit his stomach, bonked his head and poked his eyes.
Moe: WHY YOU!
HONK, TWIST, POINK, BONK, BOOF!
He honked my nose, Twisted my ears, hit my stomach, bonked my head and poked my eyes.
Nico: (to Double D) I was trying to make Rarity laugh.
Edd: Well I think J.D.'s method works better.
Nico: You're right.
Moe: See that?
I hit his fist and he hit my head!
BONK!
Moe: I'll strangle you!
He strangled me and put me in a headlock and bonked me all over.
BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK!
Rarity was laughing hysterically!
Not wanting to be outdone, Nico put ants in Billy's pants.
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP!
He was bit all over.
Me: Oh yeah!?
I put lobsters into Larry's pants and then it bit his crotch and he screamed like an opera singer and RARITY WAS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY!
Larry got the lobster out!
Larry: I'll gouge your eyes out!
I ducked and Larry poked Moe in his eyes!
Moe: Why you!
POW!
He punched him in his face.
Still not wanting to be outdone, Nico gave Lori a wet willie.
Lori: EW GROSS!
Me: Oh yeah?
I dropped a barrel of beer on Moe's head.
SMASH!
Moe was drenched in beer.
Moe: Why you!
He took a metal club and I ducked bashed Curly with it!
Curly: OH OH OH! Look!
The club was all dented and mangled.
Me: Boy that gag was so funny back in your days.
Kira Howard: It sure was. So was this!
He bit my nose!
CRUNCH!
ME: OWOWOWOWOWOW!
Nico tickled Poromon!
Poromon: (LAUGHS) HEY! QUIT IT NICO!
RARITY WAS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY!
Applejack: (LAUGHS) Rarity sure is happy.
Rainbow Dash: (LAUGHS) Yeah!
?: Boy what a laugh riot!
We saw a girl with black hair and blue eyes and red clothes and red angel wings and she had a tiara with the symbol of the Megarangers on it and she had the same symbol on her skirt.
Maria Megaranger: Maria Megaranger, Embodiment of the In Space Rangers.
Me: Awesome to meet you Maria.
Qin: Same here.
Slingshot: Tell us more about yourself.
Maria Megaranger: Well I'm an International Space Station astronaut and I have all kinds of experiences out in space and I have the power to breathe in space and can move and fly through space. Also I am an astronomer.
Nico: Cool! Would you like to join the team?
Maria Megaranger: I would be honored.
Xenia: Awesome.
Me: Feel better Rarity?
Rarity: I sure do. Thank you darlings. I don't think I have ever laughed so hard before.
Me: That was really funny though.
Madame Masque: Can me, Xiao Fung, Lady Shiva, Selene, Enchantress, Goro, Mortal Kombat Scorpion, SkullMeramon, Toad and David Cane go with you guys?
Nico: Yes you all can come with.
Qin: Awesome.
Aria Blaze: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next? And nice job against my dark side.
Nico: Thanks Aria. Now we get into the robots of Mega Man 4. Ring Man next.
Nicole: Awesome!
Ring Man: Sweet! This will be awesome meeting a gene-slammer of me.
Xenia: Yeah it will.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow iris of his Third Eye glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it was none other than another of Mordecai and Rigby's old enemies, The Grease Monster, and that greasy monster is causing havoc in The Park. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh, shoot!
Lincoln sounded the alarm and we rushed in.
Nico: We heard the alarm, what's up, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a greasy emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, the person is none other than another of Mordecai and Rigby's old enemies, The Grease Monster, and that greasy monster is causing havoc in The Park.
We gasped.
Nico: Oh...crud.
Me: A grease monster causing havoc in The Park?! Oh, we're going to soak up that grease monster and send him straight to The Masters of Evil.
Lincoln: Good idea. And we're going to need a lot of corn starch, baking soda, sand, sawdust, and kitty litter for this.
Nico: Those are the only things that'll absorb a lot of grease.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Shar, The Mistress of the Night, the Dark Lady and the Lady of Loss, and the goddess of darkness and the caverns of Faerûn, as well as one of the main antagonists in Forgotten Realms franchise, a part of the Dungeon and Dragons universe, and she's here to start The Cycle of Night to destroy all life on Earth and send mankind to the void. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh no.
Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is something we are so not going to like in the least bit: the figure we saw and the dark energy we sensed belongs to Shar, The Mistress of the Night, the Dark Lady and the Lady of Loss, and the goddess of darkness and the caverns of Faerûn, and she's here to start The Cycle of Night to destroy all life on Earth and send mankind to the void.
We gasped.
Sabrina Lorelai: Oh, that's not good.
Anna Anyanova: There's no way we're going to let that nihilistic goddess get away with this, all life is sacred and must be protected.
Brianna Fukuhara: That's right, and that'll be left to me and Lincoln, Anna. As the Embodiment of Kamen Rider Falchion, I refuse to let that monster live a single second further.
Nico: Crossing the Embodiment of Kamen Rider Falchion is a huge mistake that Shar is about to pay for with her life. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading to The Park to soak up that Grease Monster.
Lincoln: And send him on his way to The Masters of Evil, and once we get done with that monster, you're next, Shar.
Brianna Fukuhara: Shar, there's absolutely no way I'm going to let you start The Cycle of Night so you can destroy all life and send it to The Void, all life is precious and must be protected, and you shall be the only one banished to Oblivion for your crimes!
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed to The Park to soak up The Grease Monster and send him to The Masters of Evil, and once we got done with that Grease Monster, Brianna Fukuhara and Lincoln are going to destroy Shar and make that nihilistic goddess of darkness pay for her crimes.
We were off to the park.
We arrived at the park.
Xiao Fung: I love coming here
Me: Me too.
Qin: It's always so fun.
Lola: It sure is.
We arrived at the house.
Me: House looks normal.
We went in
Roscoe: Hello?
DeSoto: Anyone here?
Mordecai and Rigby were playing video games.
Mordecai: Hey guys!
Rigby: What's shaking?
Selene: Just wanted to know if you two are okay.
Mordecai: We're all right. Is something going on
Me: Well The Grease Monster is back.
They gasped!
Rigby: That walking pile of fat is back!?
Mordecai: Whoa. This is bad.
Sideways: Where's everyone else?
Mordecai: They are in their homes.
Laney: We got to go get them and tell them.
Mordecai: Okay.
Laney went and got them and brought them to the house.
Benson: Oh man!
Muscle Man: So that disgusting pile of slop fat from me is back huh!? This is not good.
Skips: Not good at all guys.
Me: What can you tell us about this monster Muscle Man?
Muscle Man: Well this monster is a creature made of Fry Oil and Grease and is as hot as lava.
He told us about it.
The Grease Monster is a character that appeared in the episode Gut Model. It also served as the main antagonist of that episode.
The Grease Monster was created after Muscle Man put plates, utensils and a microphone in the Fry Vat. He seemed to be unstoppable when encountered and spat out a frying liquid. He could be only stop by attacking him with bread crumbs. Muscle Man was able to jump toward it for everyone to get to safety, although he got severe burns.
When he was done we were shocked.
Me: So this creature is made of intensely scalding hot fry oil and grease.
Nico: Geez! This is gonna be tough.
Mortal Kombat Scorpion: And this all started because you wanted to become a gut model?
Muscle Man: Yeah not a very smart idea for me.
Qin: This is bad.
Xenia: Boy this guy must be really dangerous.
Sonata Dusk: No kidding. This guy sounds worse than taco fat.
Me: I was about to say that. We're going to need a ton of Cornstarch to face him.
Toxica: Can you explain why you wanted to be a gut model in the first place?
Muscle Man: It was to celebrate my 5th anniversary as a park employee. I wanted my party to be held at Fry It Up. But because no one showed up I was resentful and became a gut model.
Qin: Oh man.
Lola: That is bad.
Toad: I'm guessing being a gut model sucked, right?
Muscle Man: Oh it was HORRIBLE!
Nico: Oh boy.
Skips: And looking back we felt really guilty for not attending his party.
Blackout: How was being a gut model that bad?
Muscle Man: They had me on a contract bro!
Gwen (Total Drama): Like what happened with us on Total Drama.
Muscle Man: Exactly. Minus the torture. So I went on a rampage but in doing so I accidentally made that monster.
Blackout: I see your point.
David Cain: Is it like that appetizer that Mr. Krabs made?
Muscle Man: It was terrible!
Mr. Krabs: And looking back I should have been a head chef on the S.S. Gourmet instead of being the chef for the S.S. Diarrhea.
Xenia: That is a disgusting name for a ship.
Camie: It sure is. But funny.
Mr. Krabs: (LAUGHS) Yeah it is funny.
Windsweeper: Will corn starch really work?
Me: Corn Starch, Kitty Litter, Sand, Baking Soda and Sawdust can get rid of grease. But the one thing you don't want to do to a monster like this is light it on fire.
Qin: Whoa!
Nico: How did you know that?
Me: Mr. Lynn taught me while I was helping out at the restaurant one time. He is a great teacher just like Mung.
Mung Daal: I'm glad you think so J.D.
Lynn Sr.: Yeah and thanks J.D. And thanks for the awesome sauce too.
Me: You're welcome Mr. Lynn.
SkullMeramon: I could light it on fire. But outside.
Me: That works.
Xenia: Yeah.
Laney: As long as no one else gets hurt.
Lola: Yeah.
Mordecai: Good idea.
Skalor: Any other ideas?
Poromon: I could eat the grease.
Me: Poromon! This is a monster made of super scalding hot oil and grease. It would burn you alive. Also eating that much grease and fat is not good for you. It's a living artery killer.
Nico: He's right on that.
Muscle Man: Yeah not a very smart idea bro.
Poromon: Okay okay. Bad idea. Maybe we can put it in the M.O.E.
Camie: Hmm.
Qin: Hmm.
Camie: That works!
Poliwag: Aw! I wanted to eat it too!
Goro: Are you trying to die?
Me: Yeah!
Poliwag: Okay okay you're right. Man I really need to listen.
Nico: Yeah.
Qin: Besides we got a monster to face.
Eli: And I sense it coming. It's 25 klicks to the east and closing.
Gilda: And who knows how much destruction it's made.
Nico: Lets not think about it. We got a monster out there to face.
Mordecai: I agree. We got to stop it.
Lola: Yeah.
We heard a roar.
DC Enchantress: Well, fuck.
Me: Worse than that! I see it!
We looked and we saw THE GREASE MONSTER! IT WAS A 50 FOOT TALL PILE OF GREASE SCALDING HOT OIL!
Nico: UH OH!
Camie: GEEZ!
Laney: Wow!
Cassandra: Entrance time!
Nico: Lets go!
We went at the monster!
The monster roared and then the spirits of chefs appeared and swirled around it and then converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted off above it and fireballs rained down on it and blasted it all over and a phoenix cry was heard. We came out.
Me: Okay you overgrown pile of cholesterol! Taste this!
I fired a massive blast of fire and burned it all over!
Shiva: Time for this monster to be dismembered!
She fired lasers and me and Nico and Lola fired waves of fire.
Fu fired waves of fire and burned the monster.
Qin: Oh yeah!
Qin fired blasts of fire too and the monster roared in agony.
Part of the monster landed in front of Horsea.
Horsea: How bad can one taste be? (About to taste it)
Maria grabbed Horsea.
Maria: Horsea no. It's scalding hot and will hurt you.
Horsea: Okay okay.
I fired waves of fire and burned the monster all over.
Manaphy: Maybe water can hurt it too.
She fired a wave of water and it hit it and steam came off it.
Qin: Water makes it madder.
It roared ferociously!
Xenia: Whoa.
Lola shot fire at it and blasted the monster.
Lola: How do you like that oil breath!?
Then Abomination, Evil-Lyn, Mirror Master, Kangor, Crimson Dynamo, Turtle, Dr. Polaris, Skalamander, Screamer and Spot came.
Nico: Abomination, Evil-Lyn, Mirror Master, Kangor, Crimson Dynamo, Turtle, Dr. Polaris, Skalamander, Screamer and Spot.
Abomination: Man, look at that thing!
Evil Lyn: It's like the appetizer that Mr. Krabs made that one time.
Mirror Master: Except without the appetizing parts!
Qin: That is gross.
Kangor: (to Nico) (Jamaican Accent) We heard you fought the evil Dazzlings, mon.
Nico: We sure did.
Crimson Dynamo: I should know since I was there.
Me: Yes you were and the concert was so fun.
Xenia: Boy it sure was.
Manhole Bot came!
Me: Manhole Bot! Up for another round I see.
Manhole Bot: Yep I sure am.
Me: Cool cool.
Manhole Bot: Well, I guess this is what happens when gut models get contracts.
Muscle Man: Yeah no kidding.
Qin: Yeah.
Laney: They have to learn things the hard way.
We got the battles underway.
Ripster, Kaso Mi, Captain Chaku, Duck Dodgers, Taro, Zenkaiger Clone, Jab, Slammu, Streez, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Gemini Man and Hard Man VS Abomination, SHS Abomination, Lego Abomination, Movie Abomination, Lego Bane, Universe 666 Zeltrax, Edgar The Bug, Butterfly Absolute God Deboth, and Robot Alligator - Us in the Simulator and we battled the Dark Sides of the Dazzlings and Konan and Aqua transformed.
Abomination was first.
Abomination: (to Ripster) Nico's rescue involved battling the Dark Sides of the Dazzlings in the simulator. Konan and Aqua transformed too.
Ripster: Yeah you should have seen it and the concert was really amazing!
Kaso Mi: Boy it sure was. Everyone had a lot of fun in that one.
Twilight Sparkle: We sure did and it was really fun and cool.
Starshine Sparkle: It sure was cool and fun.
Spyro: Everyone had a great time there.
Abomination: Glad they did. Lets do it!
Ripster and Abomination flared up Shark and Dragon Auras. Songs for Ripster and Abomination: Under The Bridge by Red Hot Chili Peppers and Return of The Mack by Mark Morrison. Ripster and group fired waves of energy and magic and smashed them down.
Optimus Prime, Yugito Nii, Kimi Lao, Utakata, Killer B, Naruto, Hot Shot, Jetfire, Vector Prime, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Aria Blaze, and Juniper Montage VS Evil-Lyn, Whiplash, Evil Clawful, Beast Man, Mouth of Sauron, Baron Bedlam, RTN Kisame Hoshigaki, RTN Pain, and RTN Itachi - Us battling Another Chicken Wing Platoon, Sauce Guru, Lego Condiment King, Yost Executioner and Manta Bayarsh who were The Knight of Ancient Kingdom and the Embodiment of the Leaf Dopant
Evil-Lyn was next.
Evil Lyn: (to Optimus) Nico, Taylor's team, Manta Bayarsh's team, and the others did good battling Another Chicken Wing Platoon, Sauce Guru, Lego Condiment King, Yost Executioner and Manta Bayarsh. They were The Knight of Ancient Kingdom and the Embodiment of the Leaf Dopant
Optimus Prime: Yes they sure were and the Ancient Kingdom is the world of The Emperor's New Groove and that was awesome.
Yugito Nii: It sure was and that was a great movie.
Starlight Glimmer: It sure was.
Cozy Glow: Yeah that was funny.
Hex: You got that right and it was funny.
Evil Lyn: It sure was. Lets do it!
Optimus and Evil-Lyn flared up Semi Truck and Skeleton Man Auras. Songs for Optimus and Evil Lyn: Killing Me Softly by Fugees and Torn by Natalie Imbruglia. Optimus and group fired waves of energy, magic, stars, lightning, blood, bones, skulls and darkness and smashed them down.
Zoe Orimoto, Honia the Hornet, Lola Namiko the JetSilphymon Gene-slammer, Element Magician, Element Valkyrie, Guardian Eatos, J.P., Takuya, Koji, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Strut, Roscoe, and Desoto VS Mirror Master, Tar Pit, Reverse Flash, Golden Glider, Quark, Blob Homer, Good Evolt, Good Crocker, and Asuka Lan - Lincoln's rescue in Queens, New York and the return of Dave the Octopus
Mirror Master was next.
Mirror Master: (to Zoe) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Queens, New York. And that it involved the return of Dave the Octopus.
Zoe: It sure did and it was so awesome.
Honia: Yeah we made sure that octopus never returned.
Rainbow Dash: That was so awesome.
Scootaloo: We made calamari out of that freak!
Whirlwind: We sure did.
Mirror Master: That's great! Lets do it!
Zoe and Mirror Master flared up Sky Dragon Auras. Songs for Zoe and Mirror Master: And The Cradle Will Rock by Van Halen and Sign 'O' The Times by Prince. Zoe and group fired waves of wind, lightning and rainbows and smashed them down.
Randy Cunningham, Lyna, Choji, Chocho, Tayuya, Matatabi the 2-Tailed Wraith Cat, Naruto, Sakura Haruno, Sasuke, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Cybertron Menasor and Sideways VS Kangor, Puff, Talon, Hotstreak, Evil Star Man, Animated Dirt Boss, King Hippo, Negatron, and 9-Tailed Kitsune - Meeting Katie Kokuo
Kangor was next.
Kangor: (to Randy) I heard you guys met Katie Kokuo, mon. What's she like?
Randy: She's the avatar of the 5-Tailed Dolphin Horse and she has amazing steam powers.
Lyna: She has powers that even Han of the Stone can be proud of.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah she sure does and she is an amazing Guardian Angel for Lincoln.
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) I agree there too.
Featherweight: Me too.
Sprocket: Same with me.
Kangor: That is cool mon. Lets do it!
Randy and Kangor flared up Ninja and Golem Auras. Songs for Randy and Kangor: Band of Gold by Freda Payne and Rapper's Delight by The Sugarhill Gang. Randy and group fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed them down.
Akira Akatsuki, Milly Ashford, Yumi Korra, Dawnstar, Sun Lad, Ferro Lad, Iron Man, Iron Woman, War Machine, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Toxica and Jindrax VS Crimson Dynamo, Yost Crimson Dynamo, Atrocitus, Firepower, Evil Orbit Woman, Ebirah, Mr. Nasty, Nefarious (Rocket Monkeys), and Space Gorillas - Rarity LITERALLY Crying jewels
Crimson Dynamo was next.
Crimson Dynamo: (to Akira) Rarity was LITERALLY Crying jewels. What made her cry this time?
Akira: She was having Fashion Block and couldn't come up with anything and we saw her crying jewels. We didn't know she had that kind of trait.
Milly Ashford: It must come with her powers of jewels.
Rarity: I didn't even know I could do something like that either darlings.
Sweetie Belle: Yeah the Three Stooges, J.D. and Nico did a lot of funny things to cheer Rarity up.
Gill Grunt: It sure was funny. We never saw Rarity laugh so hard before.
Crimson Dynamo: That is really cool! I've seen a lot of people exploit other people for getting diamonds out of them like that. It's not a pretty sight. Lets do it!
Akira and Crimson Dynamo flared up Iron Man auras. Songs for Akira and Crimson Dynamo: We Will Rock You by Queen and Lone Bad Apple by The Osmonds. Akira and group fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.
Hikaru Akatsuki, Esther Blanchett, Engagement Ring Princess, Lumpy Space Princess, Princess Princess Princess, Emerald Princess, Thor, Lego Thor, SHS Thor, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Barricade and Blackout VS Turtle (DC), Grizzly, Mole Man, Queen Bee, Scirocco Mole, Taboo Dopant, Leafan, Bubbles, and Lee - Never knew that Rarity could do that
Turtle was next.
Turtle: (to Hikaru) I Never knew that Rarity could do that. How many jewels were there?
Hikaru: Piles and piles of diamonds all over her room and they were perfectly flawless.
Esther Blanchett: We ran an analysis on them in the lab and found out that they were perfectly flawless.
Applejack: Boy they sure were purty.
Apple Bloom: That is amazing that Sweetie Belle's sister can do that.
Flashwing: Those diamonds outshine the rest.
Turtle: Boy they sure do. But she will have to be careful. I've seen a lot of people get kidnapped and forced to cry to produce diamonds like that to get rich. Lets do it!
Hikaru and Turtle flared up Thor and Turtle Auras. Songs for Hikaru and Turtle: Sunny Came Home by Shawn Colvin and Say What You Want by Texas. Hikaru and group fired waves of lightning, earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.
Jessica Shannon, Mulan, Maiden of The Aqua, Maiden of The Moonlight, The Agent of Creation - Venus, Reggie MacKenzie and Splendid Venus, Wasp, Lego Wasp, Yost Wasp, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Windsweeper and Dirt Boss VS Dr. Polaris, Evil Magnet Man, Evil Star, Magneto, Yost Magneto, Big Beanie, Count Fang, Bob-Ulk, and Cookatiel - Mordecai and Rigby are having more problems again. This time with a monster made of pure grease!
Dr. Polaris was next.
Dr. Polaris: (to Jessica) Mordecai and Rigby are having more problems again. This time with a monster made of pure grease!
Jessica Shannon: Yeah this monster is made of pure fat!
Mulan: And all because Muscle Man resented the gang because no one came to his 5th Anniversary party.
Fluttershy: He became a gut model because of that.
Tornado Bolt: Yeah that was sad for him.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Ja that was rough.
Stealth Elf: That was sad too.
Dr. Polaris: No kidding. Lets do it!
Jessica and Dr. Polaris flared up Wasp Auras. Songs for Jessica and Dr. Polaris: Who Do You Think You Are by Spice Girls and Wicked Game by Chris Isaak. Jessica and group fired waves of energy, fruit, leaves, grass, flowers and vegetables and smashed them down.
Chris Taylor, Miku Hatsume, Sheriff Skyfire, Universe 666 Midnight Sour Sweet, Agent of Miracles - Jupiter, Master Hyperion, Captain America, Yost Captain America, Lego Captain America, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Skalor and Tentakil VS Skalamander, Biowulf, Noface, Universe 666 Van Kleiss, Bassoon Burns, Bad Cop, Elements Fire Finn, Jack From Jupiter, and New Sun - A Monster of Grease! Weird!
Skalamander was next.
Skalamander: (to Chris) You guys are fighting A Monster of Grease! Weird!
Chris Taylor: I know! Mondo Weird!
Mike Hatsume: It sure is crazy!
Sunset Shimmer: This is a really weird one.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) You got that right.
Sunburn: Yeah that is for sure.
Skalamander: No kidding! Lets do it!
Chris and Skalamander flared up Captain America and Crystal Dragon auras. Songs for Chris Taylor and Skalamander: Counting Blue Cars by Dishwalla and Come On Over by Christina Aguilera. Chris and group fired waves of fire and smashed them down.
Ed Grant, Kujaku, Stan Lee, Human Torch, Tania, Sperg's Mom, Hulk, Yost Hulk, Lego Hulk, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, Gilda and Stygian VS Spot, Ebon, Vexen, Axel, Weather Report, One Eye, VrilDaiBouken, Antilion Fangire, and Mog - We'll light the Grease Monster on fire
Spot was next.
Spot: (to Ed) We'll light the Grease Monster on fire. I hope no grease gets on us.
Ed Grant: Don't worry it won't. But this is a weird one.
Kujaku: You're not kidding there.
Princess Luna: This is a really weird one.
Moondust: Boy I'll say.
Snowdrop: It sure is crazy.
Blackout: I agree there too.
Spot: Boy no kidding! Lets do it!
Ed and Spot flared up auras for The Hulk. Songs for Ed Grant and Spot: She's So High by Tal Bachman and One Headlight by The Wallflowers. Ed and group fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed them down.
Noriko, Trixie Lulamoon, Triple Berry, Flynn, Cali, Hugo, Mags, Master Eon, Gaara and RD Lincoln VS Screamer - That Grease Monster is going to get burned big time
Screamer was next.
Screamer: That Grease Monster is going to get burned big time.
Noriko: Yeah and I wonder if lightning will work on grease.
Trixie Lulamoon: Lightning is pure electricity and all it takes is one little spark.
Triple Berry: So yeah Lightning will ignite it.
Flynn: That will be awesome to see.
Cali: You got that right.
Mags: Yeah that will be something.
Mags: Boy it sure will!
Master Eon: I agree there too.
Screamer: That will be cool! Lets do it!
Noriko and group fired waves of lightning and magic and smashed them down.
Zak Saturday, Eiliea the Winged Mermaid, Drew Saturday, Doc Saturday, Fisk, Zon, Komodo, Godzilla, Rodan, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Cassandra and Buddy Pine VS Ivan Kragoff A.K.A. Red Ghost (Marvel), Grodd, Sumo Kong, Karate Kong, Saleen, Metallia Youma Third Form, Datum, Gingar, and Armadeevil - That Grease Monster will be a perfect member of the M.O.E.
Red Ghost was next.
Red Ghost: (to Zak) That Grease Monster will be a perfect member of our ranks. But how was it created?
Zak: When Muscle Man accidentally dropped some stuff into a vat of grease and it came alive.
Eiliea: That was funny and crazy.
Princess Celestia: It sure was but it was weird seeing a monster of grease.
King Solar: And cool too.
Solar Eclipsa: Or hot in this case because it's made of Scalding Hot Grease.
Amber Morning: No kidding.
Spotlight: But that is cool though.
Red Ghost: It sure is. Lets do it!
Zak and Red Ghost flared up Loch Ness Monster and Bigfoot Auras. Songs for Zak and Red Ghost: I Try by Macy Gray and Song 2 by Blur. Zak and group fired waves of light and energy and smashed them down.
RPM Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Kiva Riders, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Manhole Bot.
Manhole Bot was next.
Manhole Bot: This is gonna be fun and cool.
Nico: No kidding there!
May: I'll say!
Manhole Bot: Yeah! Lets do it!
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Thrashers of The Grease Monster, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and anti-Grease Monster symbol etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades and blessed by the powers of Heaven, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels.
Nico teleported back with them.
RPM Rangers: RPM! GET IN GEAR!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! RPM!
Kiva Riders: HENSHIN!
They transformed and were ready!
Nico: Lets get him!
RPM Rangers: RPM ENFORCER!
They formed the RPM Enforcer!
Nico: ENGINE CELL ACTIVATE!
He put in a Rainbow Engine Cell with the number 7,232,000 in the shape of a snake.
Nico: FIRE!
They fired waves of energy, rainbows and elements and the blasts hit Manhole Bot and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
He was destroyed!
Nico: Oh yeah! Manhole Bot you have failed this city!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win!
We regrouped.
Emma: You were born from Muscle Man's gut model career.
Tsukasa: And now, he's gonna help us take you down!
Kamen Ride: Forever Six!
Tsukasa turned into the Green Mighty Morphin Ranger and Daiki summoned clones of the 6 Rangers.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! FOREVER SIX!
They turned into the 6th Rangers from Mighty Morphin to Lightspeed Rescue.
Maria: And this! (TURNS DIAL) TITANIUM BUTTKICKING 6!
She summoned Titanium Man, Kung Food, Android 14, Universe 666 Issei Kurosaki, Happy and Broccoloid King!
Nico: Oh yeah!
We fired waves of energy and fire and blasted the Grease Monster all over.
Noriko fired a blast of lightning and it hit the Grease Monster and ignited it!
Mags: HOT BUTTERED TOAST WITH CINNAMON! IT WORKS!
Mr. Krabs, Acid Storm, Slingshot and Flamin Yawn used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Mr. Krabs and Flamin Yawn's powers, Acid Storm's Acid Rain Maker and Slingshot's Neutron Gun 100-fold.
Mr. Krabs and Acid Storm: ACID KRAB STORM!
Slingshot and Flamin Yawn: FIREBALL NEUTRON BLAST!
Ulrich of the Samurai of Lyoko and Xiao Fung: SAMURAI OF WIND SLASH!
Spying Power of Kim Possible and Lady Shiva: SPY LASER FORCE BLAST!
Sam of W.O.O.H.P. and Selene: WOOHP FURY VAMPIRE BLAST!
Ilana of Galaluna and Enchantress: GALALUNA GALAXY BLAST!
Timmy Turner of Dimmsdale and Madame Masque: MASK MAGIC BLAST!
Silverstream of the Next Generation and Goro: HIPPOGRIFF FURY BLAST!
Flare Corona of the Flame Hair and Mortal Kombat Scorpion: SCORPION FIRESTORM BLAST!
Mizore Shirayuki of the Snow and SkullMeramon: BLUE FIRE MEGABLAST!
Supergirl of Krypton and Toad: KRYPTON TOAD MEGABLAST!
Lady Palutena, Goddess of Light and David Cain: LIGHT GODDESS BLAST!
Pinkie Pie, Little Cheese, Cotton Candy, Cloudy Skies & Sugar Rush, EXA Theta, Tech-Gear, Spider-Strike, Dr. Ciel Ratchet, Omega, D.E.C.K., Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Limestone Pie, Cheese Sandwich, Three Stooges, Mr. & Mrs. Cake, Pumpkin Cake, Pound Cake, Alizarin Bubblegum, Somnambula, Silverstream the Hippogriff, Tech Skylanders and Chang Chengku: LAUGHTER GEARS OF DOOM!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Pinkie Pie, Mordecai, Rigby, Mr. Krabs, Timmy Turner, Mr. Turner, Lana and Lola: LAUGHTER PARK BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Lincoln: ABSORBING ELEMENT STYLE: CORN STARCH!
Shantae: ABSORBING MAGIC STYLE: BAKING SODA!
Akko: ABSORBING STAR STYLE: SAND!
Menat: ABSORBING SPIRIT STYLE: SAWDUST!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said things.
Lincoln and his harem: ABSORBING FINAL SMASH: KITTY LITTER TIDAL WAVE!
They fired a tidal wave of kitty litter which absorbs all the grease.
Lincoln fired waves of sand and they soaked up The Grease Monster and he was put inside a massive jar and he was sent to The Masters of Evil, and Lincoln fired other waves of sand to soak up the other grease puddles and The Park was cleaned up.
Nico: That was quite a greasy mess we've had to deal with, but we did it, we took down The Grease Monster and sent him to The Masters of Evil.
Lincoln: Now, there's one last thing to do, and one last loose end to tie up: Shar.
?: All life on this pathetic world shall be destroyed and The Cycle of Night shall begin!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier with absorption energy surrounding the diamond barrier that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of darkness blasts, and it absorbed the blasts of darkness and they flowed into us and made us even stronger than ever.
Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking that scent from anywhere, come on out right now, Shar, or we will force you out!
A figure came out from a portal of darkness, it was Shar, The Mistress of the Night, the Dark Lady and the Lady of Loss, and the goddess of darkness and the caverns of Faerûn.
Lincoln: Shar, Mistress of the Night, Dark Lady and Lady of Loss, and Goddess of Darkness and the caverns of Faerûn, I should've known you'd show up here one day to continue on with your plan to start The Cycle of Night and destroy all life in the universe. But, as long as we're here, we will never let you succeed in your plans, you nihilistic monster!
Shar: YOU DARE TO SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT, GOD AMONG HUMANS?! I WILL HAVE YOUR HEAD!
Brianna Fukuhara: He dared to speak like that to you because you are nothing but a monster who hates all life in the universe, and what you did in threatening his life, now you've invoked my wrath.
Suddenly, Brianna Fukuhara's orange eyes turned neon orange and she was surrounded by an orange energy aura with stars, fire, flames, planets, books, phoenix fire, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Eternal Phoenix-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Shar, she left orange energy, stars, fire, flames, planets, books, phoenix fire, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Brianna Fukuhara: Everything Lincoln said about is true, you are nothing more than a nihilistic deity of pure darkness and you have not a single care for life in the universe at all, all you desire is nothing more than darkness and despising all life in the universe, that is truly an unforgivable crime, Shar, as The Embodiment of Kamen Rider Falchion and The Eternal Phoenix itself, I have a duty to uphold: a sacred vow I took that began since the beginning of time from when the universe was in its infancy and it's to put down all evil who threaten all forms of life, and now, you shall pay the price for every last one of your crimes with your own blood.
Suddenly, Brianna Fukuhara was surrounded by a massive vortex of orange energy with stars, fire, flames, planets, books, and phoenix fire surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an orange phoenix with red eyes glaring at Shar: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Brianna Fukuhara emerged and she was changed forever.
Brianna Fukuhara grew from 7'0" to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has orange highlights in the bangs of her long orange hair and large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon orange eyes and an orange energy aura with stars, fire, flames, planets, swords, books, phoenix fire, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has on her tiara with Kamen Rider Falchion logo on her head and a phoenix emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with orange iris, she has on phoenix earrings with orange gems for eyes and holding the Star, Phoenix Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also a phoenix with orange gems for eyes and holding the Star, Phoenix Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the second pendant on the bottom of her orange phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with orange crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and orange gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Brianna Fukuhara has on a sleeveless orange blouse, sleeveless orange crop top, orange skirt, orange pants, orange legwarmers, orange sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, fire, flames, planets, swords, books, phoenix fire, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix surrounded by flames and planets and on top is the Kamen Rider Falchion logo. Suddenly, Brianna Fukuhara felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive orange angel wings with orange tips on the large orange feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she also now has eleven massive and long orange wolf tails with orange tips and orange markings along with her phoenix tails, Brianna Fukuhara has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Brianna Fukuhara's Eternal Phoenix-themed greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of orange energy, stars, fire, flames, planets, swords, books, phoenix fire, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Brianna Fukuhara's Orange Phoenix Fire Inferno Firestorm Eternal Phoenix Kamen Rider Falchion Greatsword of Orange Phoenix Fire Inferno Firestorm Eternal Phoenix Kamen Rider Falchion Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded orange gems and the logo of Kamen Rider Falchion etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged black blade, large orange phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and large orange gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large orange phoenix heads with orange gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large orange phoenix heads is a large orange phoenix head with orange gems for eyes and a orange gem in its mouth for the pommel, Brianna Fukuhara has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with orange gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix's head with orange gems for eyes and large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, Eternal Phoenix Wonder Ride Book, Mumeiken Kyomu, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an orange kanji below the phoenix that said, "Brianna Fukuhara, Embodiment of Kamen Rider Falchion, The Eternal Phoenix, Loving Sister of Bahato Also Known As Kamen Rider Falchion, Master of The Powers of Phoenix Fire, True Immortal and Powerful Warrior of The Universe and Giver of Life, Wielder of The Eternal Phoenix Wonder Ride Book, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Archenemy of April May, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Fire, Phoenix Fire, Phoenixes, and Angels"
ブリアナ・フクハラ、仮面ライダーファルシオンの化身、永遠のフェニックス、仮面ライダーファルシオンとしても知られるバハトの愛する妹、フェニックスファイアの力のマスター、真の不滅で強力な宇宙の戦士、そして命の与え手、永遠のフェニックスの使い手ワンダーライドブック、愛するガーディアンエンジェルとリンカーンの未来の妻ラウド、エイプリルメイの大敵、チームラウドの素晴らしいメンバー、フェニックス・ストーム、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、アンバサダー、宇宙への希望の灯台、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望の真の女神、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者であり悪の殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、素晴らしく強力な教師の素晴らしく強力な生徒、そしてマスター オブ ファイア、フェニックス ファイア、フェニックス、エンジェル
Suddenly, Brianna Fukuhara's immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!
Brianna Fukuhara has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-KAMEN RIDER FALCHION-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE KAMEN RIDER FALCHION ORANGE PHOENIX FIRESTORM COSMIC LIFE PROTECTOR ETERNAL PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE KAMEN RIDER FALCHION ORANGE PHOENIX FIRESTORM COSMIC LIFE PROTECTOR ETERNAL PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE KAMEN RIDER FALCHION ORANGE PHOENIX FIRESTORM COSMIC LIFE PROTECTOR ETERNAL PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were really amazed by Brianna Fukuhara's Super Angel-Kamen Rider Falchion-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Shar saw it, she fell into a rage and fired a blast of darkness to kill her, but Lincoln fired a powerful fire blast which destroyed Shar's darkness blast, and Brianna Fukuhara fired a massive barrage of orange energy, stars, fire, flames, planets, swords, books, phoenix fire, phoenixes, and angels which hits Shar and she was knocked down, she got back up, but now, she was even angrier than ever.
Natalia Falchion: Oh, no way, did Brianna just?!
Me: She did, Natalia, she did.
Lincoln: That's so awesome, Brianna Fukuhara's transformed into her Super Angel-Kamen Rider Falchion-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and now, the true fury of the eternal phoenix is about to be unleashed.
Brianna Fukuhara: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Orange Phoenix Firestorm Kamen Rider Falchion Eternal Phoenix Angel and Divine Orange Phoenix Firestorm Kamen Rider Falchion Eternal Phoenix Angel Love) And right upon the head of Shar.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Brianna Fukuhara.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Your days of trying to start The Cycle of Night and extinguish all life in the universe end here, Shar, and now, you will die here and now for all of your crimes against all life in the universe!
Brianna Fukuhara and Lincoln went after Shar who continued firing darkness blasts at them, but Lincoln kept absorbing them and it made him even stronger than ever, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, orange energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Shar and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Then, they attacked her with their massive greatswords leaving scars on her, and Lincoln left many more with his gold claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Brianna Fukuhara also attacked her with some powerful punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they smashed her all over with their immense and extremely powerful superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts and this was driving Shar even more madder with rage.
Shar: YOU! YOU! I WILL KILL YOU ALL! THE CYCLE OF NIGHT WILL BEGIN AND ALL LIFE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE SHALL BE CAST INTO THE VOID! (LAUGHING MALEVOLENTLY)
Shar charged right at them with uncontrollable rage in her heart, but then, Lincoln fired darkness blasts which hit Shar and he sucked out and absorbed her immense powers of darkness and made them his own, but he didn't stop there: he also began sucking out her life energy and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger.
When Lincoln was done, Shar was left as a dried-up and drained corpse, and when her spirit appears, Lincoln and Brianna Fukuhara sent her straight to The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly for what Brianna Fukuhara and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down and Brianna Fukuhara's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long orange wolf tails, eleven massive and long orange phoenix tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, and massive orange angel wings are permanent.
Brianna Fukuhara: Burn in The Black Gates forever, you heartless monster. Thank you for helping me destroy Shar forever, Linky.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Brianna.
Suddenly, Brianna Fukuhara wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Brianna Fukuhara's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, and Succubus flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces, the entire solar system, a massive phoenix of pure fire letting out a loud cry that echoed across the entire web of galaxies and universes and flames raging behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Brianna Fukuhara sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and fire and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Me: Oh man, that was one awesome fight you guys fought, you showed Shar no mercy, and you both unleashed the full fury of the eternal phoenix, and Lincoln, you delivered the finishing blow with firing a blast of darkness that hit Shar and you literally sucked out and absorbed all of her immense powers over darkness along with her life force.
Lincoln: And we sent her straight to The Black Gates forever.
Me: Her plans to start The Cycle of Night and extinguish all life in the universe was brought to a very permanent end. So, Lincoln, who's the next Tailed Beast Avatar we're meeting tomorrow?
Kenzie Kurama: Ooh, I think I know who'll be perfect for tomorrow, and she's one awesome fiery girl who really gave Chandler a nasty case of embarrassment: her name is Sonya Gokua, Avatar of Son Goku the Four-Tailed Volcano Gorilla, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan, and she's the Avatar of Son Goku the Four-Tailed Volcano Gorilla and she's a powerful master of lava and fire, and she also knows how to use those four massive tails as powerful weapons such as using them to such as using them as whips to whip villains and even grab villains by the neck and toss them to the side or even use Frieza's torture attack on them. She's also a member of The Tailed Beast Avatar Guardian Angels of Lincoln Loud, and she and the others never show any mercy to those who dare to hurt Lincoln. She also really hates Chandler to the extreme, because during lunch in the cafeteria, that asshole showed up and tried to kill Lincoln once more and no doubt goaded by Killjoy Huggins again, but Sonya fired blasts of fire which burned his clothes off and he was left butt naked and everyone laughed at him hysterically while Chandler covered himself in embarrassment, but he was caught by Superintendent Chen who also grabbed Killjoy Huggins by his ear and she dragged them off and gave them a really harsh punishment: Chandler got arrested and sent to jail for attempted murder and for indecent exposure and Killjoy Huggins was suspended for five months with no pay and he also had to go to prison for this latest attempt on Lincoln's life which lasted for five months as well.
Nico: Wait, she literally burned his clothes off which left him butt naked in front of everyone?! (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
Me: Yeah, it was really humiliating, everyone laughed their heads off because of Sonya doing that to Chandler.
Laney: We all were as well, it was so humiliating.
Lincoln: Yep, anyone who tries to hurt me wind up getting their clothes burned off leaving them butt naked and totally embarrassed in front of the public.
Nicole: Even I was quite shocked when Dad told me that story, but boy, she was pissed off when he tried to kill Lincoln again, and it was no surprise that Killjoy Huggins goaded him to it again.
Me: Exactly.
Turtle: Good thing no one ate the grease monster?
Dr. Polaris: That amount of grease is bad for your health.
Skalamander: It sure is.
Nico: That is for sure.
Spot: What should we have for the victory party?
Red Ghost: Something without grease, preferably.
Me: The Chili Dog Buffet Restaurant is good.
Red Ghost: That woulds.
Nico: Awesome. Great job today everyone.
Lola: Yeah!
Mordecai: (To the viewers) Remember folks, never eat too much grease and fat or there will be nasty consequences to your health.
Camie: That is for sure.
We went to the Chili Dog Buffet restaurant and had a good meal and then we went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.
THE END
Another awesome chapter done.
This chapter was for the episode Gut Model and that was a weird one. It aired on March 5th, 2012.
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Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Black Manta, Skeleton Men, Quetzalcoatlus Dopant, Dr. Caballeron, Stingrage and Blizzard Wolfang as well as Yusuke Urameshi, Harold, Takeru, Yura, Huntington Twins and Alexis Kim and we're going into the jungles of Costa Rica and we're going to go on an awesome treasure hunt and we're going to find a powerful artifact of Kaiju Proportions. And also Nicole and Flame Princess are going to transform as we battle that boy hating monster Margie from the KND Episode Operation FUTURE. We're going to show that monster what for! Also we're going to battle Cork Org, Gorugomu Demon (Kamen Rider Black), Takoyaki Dimension (Jetman), Moth Amazon (Kamen Rider Amazon), Skeleton Men and Black Manta. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Ring Man and her name is Rika Ring. She is a jeweler.
The match-up scene is for Isabella Solomon, Embodiment of Kamen Rider Solomon, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Purgatori, the vampire goddess from Brian Pulido's Chaos! comics.
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Staten Island, New York for Day 4, the final day of the treasure hunt, and the fourth and final treasure we're getting is for Gloria the Hippo: it's known as The Water Maelstrom Whip of Ezili, and after Gloria gets the whip, we're going to destroy Xenos, also known as The Progenitor and the overarching main antagonist of Dragalia Lost. And we're going to meet the next Avatar of The Tailed Beasts, her name is Sonya Gokua, Avatar of Son Goku the Four-Tailed Volcano Gorilla, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan, and she's the Avatar of Son Goku the Four-Tailed Volcano Gorilla and she's a powerful master of lava and fire, and she also knows how to use those four massive tails as powerful weapons such as using them to such as using them as whips to whip villains and even grab villains by the neck and toss them to the side or even use Frieza's torture attack on them. She's also a member of The Tailed Beast Avatar Guardian Angels of Lincoln Loud, and she and the others never show any mercy to those who dare to hurt Lincoln. She also really hates Chandler to the extreme, because during lunch in the cafeteria, that asshole showed up and tried to kill Lincoln once more and no doubt goaded by Killjoy Huggins again, but Sonya fired blasts of fire which burned his clothes off and he was left butt naked and everyone laughed at him hysterically while Chandler covered himself in embarrassment, but he was caught by Superintendent Chen who also grabbed Killjoy Huggins by his ear and she dragged them off and gave them a really harsh punishment: Chandler got arrested and sent to jail and Killjoy Huggins was suspended for five months with no pay and he also had to go to prison for his numerous other attempts on Lincoln's life which lasted for five months as well.
The next chapter is where we go back to the world of Jumanji and we're going to be in for a shock as we see that VAN PELT IS BACK FROM THE BLACK GATES because of the game reformatting and this time we'll make sure that he NEVER COMES BACK! EVER AGAIN!
See you next time
