This chapter is based on 2017's Jumanji.
IN HONOR OF ROBIN WILLIAMS


Walking through the amazing and beautiful jungles of Costa Rica was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Black Manta, Skeleton Men, Quetzalcoatlus Dopant, Dr. Caballeron, Stingrage and Blizzard Wolfang as well as Yusuke Urameshi, Harold, Takeru, Yura, Huntington Twins and Alexis Kim and we were going on an awesome and cool treasure hunt.

Nicole: This is a treasure hunt for an awesome and powerful artifact guys.

Qin: I'm really excited for this.

Lola: Me too!

Daring Do: I have a feeling this will be an awesome one.

Rainbow Dash: Boy me too! I'm really excited for this one.

Camie: Same here.

Yusuke: I'm always up for a good challenge.

Xenia: Me too.

Nico: Yusuke, I want to thank you, Black Manta, and your teams for coming.

Yusuke: No problem Nico. This is gonna be awesome.

Harold: Boy I'll say!

Nico: Harold, remember when you had the hots for LeShawna?

Harold: How can I forget Nico. That is so awesome.

Lola: LeShawna is an awesome and great dancer and is perfect for you.

Harold: I know.

Me: I can't believe you got hit in the balls all the time like that.

Harold: I know. It's not fun.

But then a fruit was thrown by a monkey and then…

KRASMASH!

IT HIT HAROLD RIGHT IN THE CROTCH!

We winced!

Me: OOH! OUCH!

Harold: (SQUEAKY VOICE) WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME!?

Nico: Bad monkey bad.

I picked up Harold.

Me: Harold is also known as the nutkicking bullseye. Out of all the Total Drama Contestants no one has gotten hot more times in the crotch than Harold has.

Harold: Yeah.

May: You okay?

Harold: I'll be fine.

Me: But getting socked in the kiwis is not the only thing Harold had to deal with. Duncan and Geoff and even Heather did all kinds of horrible pranks to him.

Harold: It's true. They put hot sauce in my underwear, chocolate my pants and all kinds of terrible things.

Nico: Yikes.

Xenia: Yeah. I saw them do it all.

Camie: That is not nice.

Me: I made sure that they wouldn't do that again. I threatened to shove a bucket of chum down their throats if they did pranks like that again and they would be throwing up for weeks.

Nico: YIKES!

Xenia: Big time.

Me: Yep.

Nico: Yesterday was... greasy.

Juran: Boo!

Nico: Oh come on! I thought it was a good joke.

Me: It was a crazy mission though. It's amazing that we faced a monster made of grease.

Harold: Boy no kidding! That was a nasty monster.

Yusuke: It was a really nastyass monster.

Me: You're telling me Yusuke. It was ugly as shit!

Xenia: No kidding!

Qin: Yeah.

Lola: But that was a really gross monster.

Nico: All because of Muscle Man's gut modeling career.

Me: That went south big time.

Qin: And all because his friends forgot to show up for his 5th Anniversary as a park employee.

Nico: Yeah. I would have showed up for that.

May: Me too.

Harold: I would too.

Laney: Same here.

Nico: Aww you're awesome to support him.

Me: Yep. Oh Nico! I managed to finish the teams for the Goosebumps monsters for you.

Nico: Lets see what you got.

I pulled out the list of them…

Team 1: Arkayna, Draco, Goku, Lori Loud, Cornelia, and Natalia Somonmenchikov
Team 2: Rainbow Dash, Lynn Loud, Vegeta, Lightning Dust, Musa, and Amore
Team 3: Twilight Sparkle, Lincoln Loud, Trunks, Sunny Starscout, Taranee, and Matau
Team 4: Tecna, Lola Loud, Maud Pie, Piccolo, Sunset Shimmer, and Julie Carolina
Team 5: Piper, Lily Loud, Pepperdance, Nuova Shenron, Kopaka, and Flurry Heart
Team 6: Bloom, Cayenne, Courage, Oceanus Shenron, Will Vandom, and Cadance
Team 7: Georgina, Luna Loud, Sam S.L., Xenia the Xerneas, Irma, and Kadma
Team 8: Rice, Konan, Laney Loud, Naruto, Maxxine, and Lyra Heartstrings
Team 9: Kendra, Varie, Linka Loud, Girl Jordan, Applejack, and Lewa
Team 10: Emerald Goldenbraid, Sakura Haruno, Fu, Ino Lillian Hale, and Trixie Lulamoon
Team 11: Sydney, Hinata, Luan, Vypra, Winx Club Layla, and Missy Rodgers
Team 12: Sheila, Inspector Fox, Sly Cooper, Bentley, Pohatu, and Nerissa
Team 13: Nanette, Lana, Fancy Pants, Lisa, Gali, and Yan Lin
Team 14: Qin, Lucy Loud, Brittney, Haiku, Nokama, and Cassidy
Team 15: Fluttershy, Cloudkicker, Melon Mint, Spitfire, Takanuva, and Irena Malloy
Team 16: Starlight Glimmer, Samurai Jack, Ashi, Scotsman, Winx Club Stella, and Vinyl Scratch
Team 17: Pinkie Pie, Ink Rose, Moonlight Raven, Bonnie Terrez, Roxy, and Kita Birmingham
Team 18: Tahu, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Gabby Griffin, Nuju, and Cutie Mark Crusaders
Team 19: Zarya, J.D. Knudson as Wolf Moon, Riley Anderson, Nico, Megan, and Evelyn Burmingham
Team 20: Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Whenua, and Ellie Singh
Team 21: Vakama, Camie, Himiko, Tsuyu, Elyon, and Matt Olson
Team 22: Rarity, Sirius, Toru, Carol, Flora, and Erica Haddock
Team 23: Princess Celestia, Leni Loud, Ren & Stimpy, Eli, Onewa, and Halinor
Team 24: Hay Lin, Ed, Edd, Eddy, Onua, and Moondancer

Nico: Perfect! Well done J.D.

Me: Thanks.

Nico: You're welcome.

Me: But yeah the grease monster was crazy.

Maria: The mascots wanted to eat the Grease Monster.

Me: YUCK! That would taste horrible!

Nico: They would have been burned.

Lola: Yeah and Noriko showed us that grease is flammable when struck by lightning.

Nico: She sure did.

Nicole: Yep.

Nico: What are we looking for?

Nicole: Carol is going to like this one and it's perfect for her. It's called The Staff of Ghidorah.

WE GASPED!

Nico: The Staff of King Ghidorah!?

Nicole: Yep. Legends say that after Godzilla, Mothra and Rodan defeated King Ghidorah the first time eons ago, a piece of his wing was blasted off and it was imbued with all of the powers of the versions of King Ghidorah from 1964 on up to today.

Qin: WOW!

Eli: Wow! That is incredible!

Nicole: Yep.

Carol: I wonder if the Exif knew about this beforehand.

Nicole: That is a very strong possibility. But we'll find out when we get to the temple it's at.

Nico: It should be up ahead.

Maria: Is that it?

We saw the temple ruins.

Nicole: This is it!

We saw a golden temple and they had dragon heads and had Exif Symbols on it as well as symbols of Ghidorah on it.

Me: Wow!

We went in and it w as a beautiful temple.

Shanan: I don't believe it! It's a temple that once belonged to the Exif.

Nico: This is amazing!

Nicole: It sure is amazing.

I then saw a mural on the wall.

It had a really amazing and incredibly awesome story. But it was all written in the Exif Language.

Nico: Wow look at that.

Me: It's a story about the staff and it has a REALLY AMAZING story behind it.

Nico: What does it say?

Lana: I can't read it. It's in an unusual language.

Shanan: This is Exif Language.

Me: Luckily Metphies has been teaching me how to read in Exif. It says "Eons Ago, the mighty god of the Exif, Ghidorah, a terrible and evil force of unimaginable power and colossal proportions was unleashed by a terroristic faction of the Exif called the Galungians, a terrible cult that swore to destroy all life in the universe that is less worthy of existence and inheriting the universe. With Ghidorah being called upon by this evil faction of the Exif, no planet or life form could withstand their terribly destructive power as they brought death and destruction to countless lifeforms of all kinds. The Rebels of the Exif could not allow these terrible people to bring such terrible destruction to the universe and in an act of desperation they called upon the power of the mighty king of all monsters Godzilla, and he defeated Ghidorah and imprisoned him in another dimension beyond the reach of time and space. As a result, the Staff of Ghidorah was made when a piece of Ghidorah's wings was forged to make it. With this mighty staff the Exif Rebels defeated the Galungians and brought them all to justice and sentenced them to be condemned to the same dimension where Ghidorah was imprisoned. But the Staff's power was too great to be controlled and it was sent to another part of the universe where it was hidden in this temple. Only the one who is worthy of being called the true Queen of The Kaiju can possess it and they must be willing to bring about the demise of the evil Galungians once and for all."

Nico: Whoa!

Qin: That is amazing!

Maria: It sure is.

Qin: And we destroyed that terroristic faction.

Eli: And we recently destroyed a cult like that. Could these cult members have been them?

Laney: That is very likely.

Lana: Yeah. The Extraterrestrial Order of The Planets of Holy Ghidorah might have been them.

Nico: It's very possible.

Carol: Yeah. And I have been known as the Queen of the Kaiju because I have all their powers.

Lola: That's right Carol.

Nico: Then you are perfect for this staff.

Lola: Yeah.

Nico: Lets go find it.

We went to find it and we got to a HUGE GOLDEN ROOM! And in the middle of it on an alter was a golden three headed dragon staff and it had a glowing golden yellow jewel above its mouths and it had Exif symbols along it.

Maria: Is that it?

Nicole: That's it! At long last we found it! The Staff of Ghidorah.

Qin: Wow! It's beautiful.

Laney: That is amazing.

Nico: Gwendolyn Ghidorah would be in awe at the sight of this one.

Lola: She sure would.

Nico: Go for it Carol.

Carol went over to the altar and she was nervous. But she went and grabbed it and pulled it out and then it GLOWED A POWERFUL BRIGHT LIGHT!

WE FELT AN ENORMOUS AND MASSIVE SURGE OF POWER AND ENERGY!

Me: WHOA! WHAT POWER!

She glowed and was enveloped in a massive vortex of energy and lightning!

(ESCAFLOWNE INTRO FOX KIDS EXTENDED PLAYS)

She underwent a massive and powerful transformation! She got King Ghidorah's Wings and got 2 extra heads like those of King Ghidorah 2018 on her back and she got King Ghidorah's horns on her head and she got yellow eyes and had intensely incredible power! She turned into CAROL PUSATERI - SAGE QUEEN OF THE KAIJU AND EMISSARY OF KING GHIDORAH!

When the vortex cleared we were amazed and shocked and in awe!

Nico: WHOA!

Me: Wow! Carol? How do you feel?

Carol: I feel amazing J.D. Wow! This is really amazing!

Maria: I'm so proud of you, sis!

Carol: Thanks Maria!

Qin: Wow! You have two awesome Ghidorah heads like Gwendolyn Ghidorah does!

Carol: Wow! I sure do!

Laney: That is so cool!

Camie: Boy it sure is!

Lincoln: Okay, guys, we've got ourselves a huge emergency. We got word from Dad that Margie, that vile despicable misandrist monster girl has escaped from Lynn's Table, and she's going to be coming after us for revenge.

We gasped.

Me: WHAT?! That despicable misandrist has escaped?!

Nico: But, how was that...?!

Suddenly, the four large golden rings orbiting around the corners of Lincoln's large golden halo behind his head glowed and fired four beams of light which then formed a viewing window and we saw the footage at Lynn's Table. Then, we saw Margie chew through her chains with braces that she had on due to all the times we've busted her hard in the mouth, and she escaped the restaurant and with a knife in hand. The viewing window closed and the four golden halos orbiting the corners of Lincoln's large gold halo stop glowing.

Eli: So, that's how she escaped. And she had braces on, but how?!

Rita: Remember that little cavity disaster we gave her last time when she came back?

Nico: Ooh, yeah, I remember.

Me: After that, she was given braces for her teeth, but she used them to break out to get revenge on us once more? Ms. Rita, after we get through trashing Margie...,

Rita: Say no more, I'm already on it.

Rita got out a dentist's bag.

Lincoln: You kept your dentist's bag with you at all times, Mom?

Rita: Only for dental emergencies, honey. But, for Margie, this is an exception, and I've got an idea on how you can make that little misandrist suffer: remember all the times you and your Guardian Angels trashed Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan? Bring that back once more, Lincoln, and make that little monster cry like a baby!

We gasped.

Lincoln: (Smirks) Consider it done, Mom.

Anna Anyanova: Ms. Rita, do you have any idea of what you've just done?!

Sabrina Lorelai: You've unleashed the beast once more.

Nicole: I think that beast needs to be unleashed again, Sabrina. If Margie refuses to stay down and take the humiliations from us, then, this is going to be the unfortunate result.

Lincoln: I agree, Nicole. (Sensed for Margie) AHA! Gotcha! I just spotted that boy hating monster, she's 30 yards away and closing fast in a fit of deranged fury. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) And hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.

Nico: It's been a long while since that mutant's sent his thugs at us.

Lincoln: Yeah, the last few days have been in The Simulator, but it'll be good to go after them once more.

Suddenly, we saw a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive and came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.

Lincoln: I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!

Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now weak and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on that boy hating monster.

Me: That's it for them.

Nico: Wait. Did Bubble Bass help her escape?

Lincoln: Yes. He sharpened the braces to make sure she chews through metal.

Qin: Very clever.

Me: But Bubble Bass will pay for his crimes.

Nico: In another rescue.

Me: Right. But now we got a misandristic girl to thrash.

Nico: Lets go.

We went out of the temple to find her.

?: (ENRAGED SCREAM) YOU STUPID BOYS WILL ALL DIE, AND A WORLD ONLY FOR GIRLS WILL BE MADE A REALITY!

Maria: FUCK YOU, YOU LITTLE BITCH!

We then saw our target, Margie, the boy hating monster, and she was now completely crazed and hellbent on revenge on us for humiliating her more than once and ruining her plans to kill and destroy all boys and make a girls-only world. She got out a bazooka and fired the missile, but Lincoln saved us all by forming a massive and indestructible diamond barrier, and when the missile hit the barrier, it exploded, but the barrier stood strong. That got her super angry and she got out machine guns and fired, but all the bullets bounced off the barrier, then, she tried hitting it with her fists, but that didn't work at all, but it did get her fists bloody and her bones broken. MARGIE WAS NOW LITERALLY OUT OF HIS MIND AS SHE CONTINUED ATTACKING THE BARRIER WITH NO SUCCESS AT ALL!

Nico: Jeez! That little monster's gone crazy!

Lincoln: Big time! But, now it's high-time for some extreme payback.

Lincoln fired a diamond ball which hits Margie in her face and forced her back, Lincoln took down the barrier and we stood ready to face Margie, who was now out of her mind and dead set on revenge on us.

Margie: I HATE YOU STUPID STUPID STUPID BOYS! IF ALL OF YOU HADN'T GOTTEN IN MY WAY, I'D HAVE FINALLY KILLED EVERY LAST STUPID BOY IN THE WORLD AND CREATED MY WORLD OF ONLY GIRLS!

The rainbow energy auras of Lincoln, me, Nico, Eli, and the other boys flared up extremely and we gained a massive power boost, and Lincoln fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted her.

Nico: No fair making only us guys stronger!

Me: Yeah!

Margie: I HATE ALL BOYS AND I WILL MAKE SURE THEY ALL DIE!

Me: Fuck yourself bitch! Don't you realize that your plan was doomed to fail from the very beginning!? It would have ultimately destroyed the entire human race! One half of one species can't exist without the other!

Margie: I DON'T FUCKING CARE BOYS ARE PURE EVIL! THEY ARE MONSTERS!

Me: You are just as bad as Hitler! You want to wipe out boys so girls can rule!? That makes you a MISANDRISTIC NAZI SUPREMACIST!

She then snapped and went at me and punched me square in the face! But her punch didn't even make me flinch!

She punched more at me but her punches weren't having any effect and I flicked her down.

Me: You make me sick!

Maria: I may be a girl. But I have guy friends too!

Me: If there is one thing I hate and loathe more than anything it's a Misandristic little Turd like you! I should have just killed you and banished you to the Black Gates regardless of our code!

Lincoln: You still don't even get it, do you? What you were trying to do is basically destroy the entire human race, boys and girls are both awesome together. But, of course, I wouldn't expect a miserable boy hating misandrist monster like you to ever understand. You're just a vile, bitter, hateful, spiteful, little monster, and to me, you're nothing more than an embarrassment to all girls and women everywhere. You're no better than the misandrists and misogynists we've put down in the past.

We gasped in shock and awe: LINCOLN REALLY LAID DOWN THE LAW ON HER! And Girl Jordan, Anna Anyanova, Eman Reynolds, and Sabrina Lorelai had a blush on their faces.

Nico: Oh...DAMN!

Rita: YOU TELL HER, LINCOLN!

Maria: AND FUCK YOU, YOU LITTLE BITCH!

Me: Nice one!

THAT REALLY MADE MARGIE EXTREMELY SUPER ANGRY AND SHE CHARGED AT LINCOLN WITH RAGE AND WRATH, BUT LINCOLN GRABBED HER BY THE NECK WITH ONE OF HIS ELEVEN MASSIVE AND LONG WHITE WOLF TAILS AND USED FRIEZA'S TORTURE ATTACK ON HER BY VICIOUSLY PUNCHING HER LIKE A PUNCHING BAG AND EVEN SLAMMING HER DOWN ON THE GROUND LEFT AND RIGHT AND THAT CAUSED TONS OF GOLD, JEWELS, GEMS, AND OTHER CURRENCIES TO EXPLODE OUT OF HER, AND WHEN HE WAS DONE, MARGIE WAS BRUISED ALL OVER THE PLACE! THEN, HE TOSSED HER AWAY LIKE GARBAGE!

Anna Anyanova: If Kenzie and the others saw this, they'd be so proud of Lincoln right now!

Nicole: I'm surprised he hadn't even killed her yet because of his extremely massive and excessive superhuman strength.

Nico: And it's also due to his Gessius Flores' Vengeance Curse that's still on her.

Nicole: Good point, but in any case, we've had it up to hear with you to last an eternity.

Qin: ME TOO!

Me: People like you Margie give ALL GIRLS EVERYWHERE A REALLY BAD NAME!

May: That's right! Using your hatred of boys to kill them so girls can rule the world? Read a book you bitch that passive aggression notion went out long ago. Chicks like you give women everywhere a BAD NAME!

Black Manta fired short-ranged beams of red energy from his helmet's eyes

They hit her and blasted her all over!

Qin: Take this you freak!

She fired blasts of fire and blasted Margie everywhere!

MARGIE ROARED AND WENT AT MAY AND PUNCHED HER SQUARE IN THE FACE AND KNOCKED OUT SOME OF HER TEETH AND KNOCKED HER DOWN!

Nico: NO ONE DOES THAT TO MY WIFE AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!

Ultimate Spiderman: I'll help you!

He went rage mode and he and Nico bashed and smashed and pulverized Margie all over!

May: I'm okay!

She got up!

Carol: Now this clod is going to get it!

She fired gravity lightning blasts and they hit Margie and exploded all over!

KRABBBBBBOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

Nico: WHOA!

Lola: WOW!

Me: Awesome!

Margie got REALLY MAD and went at Carol and Carol used her wings as a shield and then she punched the wing and then all the bones in her arm SHATTERED INTO A MILLION PIECES! She even had some bones sticking out of her arm with blood dripping from it.

Carol: You should know better than to punch a girl with the power of the kaiju.

Nico: Yeah.

May: I can regrow my teeth!

She regrew her teeth.

Qin: Awesome.

Laney: You make ALL US GIRLS LOOK LIKE DEMONS!

She fired waves of leaves and slashed Margie all over!

Camie: Take that you fiend!

May: I can regrow my teeth!

She regrew her teeth.

Qin: Awesome.

Laney: You make ALL US GIRLS LOOK LIKE DEMONS!

She fired waves of leaves and slashed Margie all over!

Camie: Take that you fiend!

Black Manta fires off a torpedo from a cannon on his shoulder.

He blasted her with it.

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

She was blasted down.

Qin: Take that!

Lana: And this!

She fired waves of ice and blasted her.

Black Manta: Choke on a harpoon!

Black Manta fires a harpoon at Margie before using it to reel her in close and blasting her with lasers from his helmet.

He blasted her all over.

Me: You know what your problem is Margie? You want to know what your problem is? You hate boys with a vengeance all because your brothers picked on you and you don't care about anyone except yourself and your own petter hatred towards us. You went through all this just because of your brothers making you do this. For that you will always be the one thing you hate more than anything, a boy hating misandristic monster with no love, compassion and good. Just hatred, loneliness, rage and a pathetic and disgusting soul.

Margie: WHY SHOULD I LISTEN TO YOU!? YOU ARE A MENACE TO THIS WORLD AND YOU NEED TO DIE!

Me: You are completely delusional.

Black Manta detonates an explosive in the nearby wall, causing a stream of water to rush in from behind Margie and crash into her.

SMASH!

She was knocked down.

Suddenly, Nicole's crimson red eyes turned neon crimson red and she was surrounded by a purple and crimson red energy aura with stars, suns, light, magic, star dragons, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Star Dragon's Celestial Fang Greatsword of Cosmic Celestial Justice from her back, and as she approached Margie, she left crimson red energy, stars, suns, light, magic, star dragons, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Nicole: Every single word that Lincoln said about you was right, Margie, you are literally a complete and total embarrassment to all girls everywhere. Plus, you tried to destroy the human race by killing all the boys in the world, and you also proved you're also a genocidal psychopath. If we had a choice, we'd kill you once more and send you straight to The Black Gates, but no, we're just going to pummel you once more and send you back to Lynn's Table and condemn you to more humiliating punishments for everything you've done.

Suddenly, Nicole was surrounded by a massive vortex of crimson red energy with stars, suns, light, and magic surrounding the vortex, there are star dragons, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix with glowing blood red eyes glaring at Margie: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Nicole emerged, but she was changed forever.

Nicole grew from 7'4" to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven crimson red blue orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has purple highlights in the bangs of her long braided crimson red hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon crimson red eyes and a purple and crimson red energy aura with stars, suns, light, magic, star dragons, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has a dragon made of stars emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with purple iris, she has dragon earring with purple gems for eyes and holding the Star and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with purple gems in the gold star links and crimson red crystal links and a purple dragon-shaped Element of Harmony in the center and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a dragon with purple gems for eyes and holding the Star and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant and she also has on her Amulet of Pelor and she has on a white and gold-accented choker on her neck. Nicole is dressed in a purple short-sleeved blouse, red short-sleeved shirt, red skirt, purple pants, red knee-high high heeled boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, suns, light, magic, star dragons, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a star dragon surrounded by stars. Suddenly, Nicole felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive crimson red angel wings with purple tips on the feathers grew much bigger for her new body and her eleven massive and long crimson red wolf tails now have purple tips and purple markings, she has on her Ring of The Phoenix with purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger, Indigo Lantern Ring on her left ring finger, black fingerless gloves with stars on the back, and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand, and her Triforce was glowing.

Suddenly, Nicole's massive Star Dragon's Celestial Fang Greatsword of Cosmic Celestial Justice and all the other swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of purple and red energy, stars, suns, light, magic, star dragons, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Nicole Knudson's Celestial Cosmic Angel Star Dragon Celestial Fang Greatsword of Cosmic Dragon Celestial Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded crimson red and purple gems and a dragon with reflecting stars etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged purple blade, large purple dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large purple and crimson red gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large purple dragon heads with crimson red gems for eyes and large purple dragon head with red gems for eyes and crimson red gem in its mouth on the bottom of the large purple dragon heads for the pommel, she has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left gold Bracer, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold dragon head with red gems for eyes and large purple green gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Book of Vile Darkness, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and her Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a purple kanji below the star dragon that said, "Nicole Knudson Also Known as Nicole of The Star Dragon, Goddess of Video Games, Student of The Stars, Astrology Expert, Lover of Anime and Manga, Veteran Paleontologist and Expert Treasure Hunter, Loving Daughter of James Dean Knudson and Varie Knudson, Loving Sister to Many Siblings, Master of The Star Dragon, Owner of The Book of Vile Darkness, Leader of The Anti-Pervert Patrol, Powerful Master of The Star Dragon Kekkei-Genkai, Powerful Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf, Leader of Team Cosmic Dragon, Archenemy of Control Freak, Destroyer of The Leaf's Many Enemies, Destroyer of Ulube Ishikawa, Member of The Knights of Pelor, Destroyer of Nhagruul the Foul, Smasher of Perverts, Defender of Women's Rights, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, and Master of Stars, Light, and Magic"

ニコール・クヌッドソンは、スタードラゴンのニコールとしても知られ、ビデオゲームの女神、星の生徒、占星術の専門家、アニメとマンガの愛好家、ベテランの古生物学者および専門のトレジャーハンター、ジェームス・ディーン・クヌドソンとヴァリー・クヌドソンの愛する娘、愛する姉妹です。多くの兄弟、星竜のマスター、邪悪な闇の書の所有者、対変態パトロールのリーダー、星竜の強力なマスター 血界幻界、木ノ葉隠れの強力な忍、チームコズミックドラゴンのリーダー、宿敵コントロールフリーク、リーフの多くの敵の破壊者、ウルベ・イシカワの破壊者、ペロル騎士団のメンバー、ファウルのナグルールの破壊者、倒錯者を潰す者、女性の権利の擁護者、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真の女神真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠、正直、寛大、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者と悪の殺害者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべきそして、素晴らしくて強力な教師の強力な生徒、チームラウドフェニックスストームの素晴らしいメンバー、そして星と光と魔法のマスター

Nicole Knudson has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-STAR DRAGON-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL XELNAGA CELESTIAL NEBULA LIGHT STAR COSMIC STAR DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC CELESTIAL NEBULA LIGHT STAR COSMIC STAR DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE CELESTIAL NEBULA LIGHT STAR COSMIC STAR DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL COMPASSION!

We were truly amazed by Nicole's Super Angel-Star Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Margie saw it, she went absolutely berserk and ran at Nicole to kill her, but Nicole fired a massive barrage of purple and red energy, stars, suns, light, magic, star dragons, phoenixes, and angels which hits Margie and sent her flying into a tree, she got back up, but now, she was beyond mega pissed off and mega enraged.

Nicole: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Solar Light Justice Celestial Nebula Star Dragon Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Solar Light Justice Celestial Nebula Star Dragon Phoenix Angel Compassion) There's absolutely going to be no mercy for the likes of you, Margie.

Flame Princess: Now, you're going to get what you deserve: a nice butt-kicking that'll stay with you for the rest of your life, and it'll make the words that Lincoln said to you sting even more.

Rita: Along with a few other surprises we've got, and they're going to hurt a lot more.

Margie: (ENRAGED SCREAM) I'LL KILL YOU!

Margie went at Rita, only to get blasted with a blast of lightning from her and punched hard in the nose.

Lincoln, Leni, Luna, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, and Lily: Nice one, Mom.

Rita: Thanks, kids, besides, I've also wanted to get a little shot at her.

Nico: And you certainly did just that.

Me: But, save the major stuff for later after Lincoln, Flame Princess, and Nicole pulverize her.

Rita: Got it.

Suddenly, Flame Princess' crimson red eyes turned neon crimson red and she was surrounded by a red orange and yellow energy aura with stars, fire, flames, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, and as she approached Margie, she left red orange and yellow energy, stars, fire, flames, dragons, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Flame Princess: Every single word that Lincoln and Nicole said about you was all true, and if you ask me, death's too kind for you, you're heading back to Lynn's Table to endure even more humiliating punishments for everything you've done in trying to destroy all the boys and men in the world, you stupid air-headed dumb rag.

Suddenly, Flame Princess was surrounded by a massive vortex of red orange and yellow energy with stars, fire, and flames surrounding the vortex, there are dragons, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a crimson red phoenix with red eyes glaring at Margie: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Flame Princess emerged, but she was changed forever.

Flame Princess grew to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large orange and yellow orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has red highlights on the bangs of her long orange hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon crimson red eyes and a red orange and yellow energy aura with stars, flames, fire, dragons, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has a dragon and phoenix emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with blue iris, she has on phoenix earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with orange and yellow gems on the gold flame links and orange and yellow crystal links and red phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of The Element of Harmony is a phoenix with with red gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck. Flame Princess has on her orange and red dress and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, flames, fire, dragons, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is a phoenix and dragon surrounded by flames. Suddenly, Flame Princess felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive orange angel wings with yellow tips on the large orange feathers grew and sprouted out of her back. Flame Princess has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large orange and yellow gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Red Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Flame Princess' massive greatsword and all the greatswords she'd gotten began merging together and they're suddenly surrounded by a kaleidoscope of red orange and yellow energy, stars, flames, fire, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it transformed into Flame Princess' Fire Kingdom Defender Phoenix Draconic Firestorm Greatsword of Fire Kingdom Defender Phoenix Draconic Firestorm Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded yellow gems and a phoenix and dragon etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged orange blade, large orange phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large red gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large orange phoenix heads with yellow gems for eyes and large orange phoenix head with yellow gems for eyes and large red gem in its mouth on the bottom of the phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left gold Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold deer head with red gems for eyes and large red gem in its beak for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji below the dragon and phoenix that said, "Flame Princess, Defender of The Fire Kingdom, Ex-Daughter and Destroyer of The Flame King, Loving Girlfriend of Finn the Human, Destroyer of The Kingdom of Ooo's Greatest Threats, Archenemy of Infernotron, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, and Master of Fire, Dragons, Phoenixes, and Angels"

炎のプリンセス、炎の王国の擁護者、炎の王の元娘で破壊者、人間のフィンの愛するガールフレンド、ウー王国の最大の脅威の破壊者、インフェルノトロンの大敵、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、守護者、擁護者、そして宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の救世主、宇宙への希望の大使兼灯台、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真真実、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、信頼の女神、悪の破壊者と殺戮者、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなしの女神、素晴らしくて強力な教師の素晴らしくて強力な生徒、チームラウドフェニックスストームの素晴らしいメンバー、そして火、ドラゴン、フェニックス、天使のマスター

Flame Princess has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-FIRE PRINCESS-DRAGON-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA FLAME ELEMENTAL FIRE PRINCESS FIRESTORM INFERNO DRACONIC PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC FLAME ELEMENTAL FIRE PRINCESS FIRESTORM INFERNO DRACONIC PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC FLAME ELEMENTAL FIRE PRINCESS FIRESTORM INFERNO DRACONIC PHOENIX ANGEL RAGE!

We were truly amazed by Flame Princess' Super Angel-Fire Princess-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Margie saw it, she went absolutely berserk and ran at Flame Princess to kill her, but Flame Princess fired a massive barrage of red orange and yellow energy, stars, flames, fire, dragons, phoenixes, and angels which hits Margie and sent her flying into a tree, she got back up, but now, she was beyond mega pissed off and mega enraged.

Flame Princess: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Fire Elemental Princess Inferno Firestorm Dragon Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Fire Elemental Princess Inferno Firestorm Dragon Phoenix Angel Rage) You're not breaking out ever again, you ugly misandrist bitch.

Lincoln: And because we know how you broke out, you're seriously in for a lot of pain.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Nicole and Flame Princess and the rest of us unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed and joined in.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You've got some nerve coming after us again when you broke out of your shackles, Margie. Now, you've left us no other choice but to give you yet another serious beating and send you back to Lynn's Table and right back into your prison cell!

Lincoln, Nicole, and Flame Princess went after Margie, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, purple and red energy, red orange and yellow energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Golems, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Elemental Phoenixes, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Margie and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.

Then, they attacked her with their massive greatswords leaving scars on her and Lincoln left many more with his gold claws and firing energy slashes from his gold claws and he, Nicole, and Flame Princess attacked them hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts and tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of her like crazy, and this was really driving Margie insane and straight to the brink of insanity.

Margie: I WILL KILL YOU ALL, NONE OF YOU WILL EVER LEAVE THIS PLACE ALIVE!

Margie charged at us again with extreme rage and wrath and forever driven mad by her insane hate for all boys and men and all of us as well, but Lincoln smashed her all over the place with his eleven massive and long white wolf tails and Nicole and Flame Princess blasted her with stars and fires and knocked her down, and Lincoln tied Margie up.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You're up, Mom.

Rita got to work and she removed Margie's braces. Then, she punched her hard in the face giving her a black eye.

Rita: I don't ever want to see you running loose again, or else, I'm gonna start pulling out your teeth with pliers!

Nico: Why wait until then?!

Nico pulled out a pair of pliers he had with him and gave them to Ms. Rita.

Rita: I don't want to know why you have pliers with you, but I like your enthusiasm, Nico.

Laney: Mom, you're not about to start pulling out her teeth, are you?

Rita: I did say that if she ever broke loose again, I'd do it. But, wait until then. Lincoln, Nicole, hold her mouth open!

Lincoln and Nicole held her mouth open, and Rita approached with the pliers Nico gave her, and then...!

SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP!

RITA PULLED OUT MARGIE'S TEETH!

Me: OH! OH MAN, THAT'S GOT TO HURT!

Nico: Nice one, Ms. Rita! Oy, bitch, never mess with a dentist and expect to walk out of it alive!

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You need a nice long stay in someplace a lot worse where you won't be causing anymore trouble. (Deep Sapphire Eyes and Rainbow Iris of Third Eye turn Blood Red) WELCOME TO YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!

Lincoln sent Margie to The Malevolent Insanity Realm and she was condemned to a month there for breaking out to kill us, and Lincoln and Nicole sent her back to Lynn's Table and right back to her cell. We cheered wildly as Lincoln, Nicole, and Flame Princess holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Nicole's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long crimson red wolf tails, gold halo, and massive crimson red angel wings are permanent, and Flame Princess' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, gold halo, and massive orange angel wings are permanent.

Nico: That'll teach that monster never to come after us again!

Me: You said it, and it's been a long time since anyone's been sent to The Malevolent Insanity Realm.

Nicole: It sure has. We got to start using it again on the jerks at Lynn's Table.

Lincoln: We'll do just that on the jerks, Nicole. If they try to break out again, we'll send them right back to Lynn's Table and condemn them to The Malevolent Insanity Realm, but not Flip, he's already on Strike 2 for what he's done.

Camie: Can we get a reminder for what he's done?

Eli: The first strike he got was when he broke The Platypus Brothers out of their prison cell at Lynn's Table and the second strike he got was when he broke Jude Heartfilia out of his prison cell at The Neptune Prison for Traitors.

Camie: Oh right, now I remember.

Nico: Yep, which means if he loses it and goes too far one more time, it's Strike 3 and we go after his hairy hide.

Lincoln: And make him suffer the revenge of the entire Loud Family and all of Michigan.

Me: And send his three butt-cheeked hairy ass to The Black Gates forever.

Maria: I can't wait for that day to come at last.

Nico: That takes care of that.

Me: Next time I will finish what I started and kill her regardless of our code.

Nico: I agree! People like her have no right to live.

Xenia: I agree.

Lola: After we torture her.

Qin: Yeah.

Lola: Flip needs to get the black gates for everything he did.

Xenia: Same with Icky Vicky.

Nico: Maybe they, along with Xehanort, can get that in December.

Me: Well as long as we make their deaths excruciatingly painful.

Nico: Done.

Carol: That is for sure.

Lola: I agree.

Lana: Yeah.

Nicole: Either way we will make sure all the jerks get what's coming to them.

Nico: Yep.

Maria: How do you feel, Carol?

Carol: I feel amazing and incredible. It's like I've transcended to the true queen of the Kaiju.

Xenia: That is awesome.

Qin: It sure is.

Lola: Awesome.

Carol: Boy the power this staff has is amazing. I got to be careful with it.

Camie: I know you will be careful with it.

Me: Yeah.

Nico: Now lets get down to business. We have the Anothers to deal with.

Yusuke: Oh yeah! Lets kick some ass.

Nico: Who do we have?

Eli: We have a bunch of new ones. We have Another Cork Org, Gorugomu Demon (Kamen Rider Black), Takoyaki Dimension (Jetman), Moth Amazon (Kamen Rider Amazon), Skeleton Men and Black Manta.

We gasped!

Me: Wait we never saw those before.

Black Manta: Vypra found a bunch of monsters on the internet and figured they would be perfect for the M.O.E.

Xenia: Neat.

Lola: This is gonna be interesting.

Nico: Who do we call for them?

Me: Ninjas agreed to be their archenemies. Ameno of the Sand, Misaki Akibana of the Mist, Hana Inuzuka and Maki of the Sand.

Nico: Wow.

Fu: It'll be awesome to see Misaki again. When I was in the Hidden Waterfall, I had a Ninja penpal named Misaki Akibana. She's from the Mist Village and she and I would exchange letters. And she even came and helped me out in the Hidden Waterfall.

Nico: That is cool.

Me: Yeah and she also is one of my friends from 150,000 years from now.

Nico: That's awesome and Hana Inuzuka, Kiba's sister is coming too.

Lola: That is cool.

Nico: Yeah.

Me: I'll call them in.

I telepathically sent messages to them and called them in.

They arrived.

Ameno: We're ready for action!

Misaki Akibana: This will be fun!

Fu: Misaki!

Misaki: Fu!

They went and hugged.

Fu: Awesome to see you again!

Misaki Akibana: Same here Fu!

Me: Glad you all could make it.

Maki: Same here.

Akeno: This will be fun.

Hana Inuzuka: It sure will be.

Eli: I sense that the Anothers minus Black Manta are one person.

Me: Cool!

Qin: This will be awesome.

Nico: Yepl

Laney: Yeah.

Nico: There they are!

We saw Another Cork Org, Gorugomu Demon (Kamen Rider Black), Takoyaki Dimension (Jetman), Moth Amazon (Kamen Rider Amazon), and Skeleton Men.

Nico: Whoa!

Qin: Oh wow! I haven't had Takoyaki in like forever!

Nico: Boy it has been a while.

Lana: And that Cork Org would be one that the Mascots would like.

Nico: Yeah.

Another Cork Org: (In a girls voice) I think it's funny that there are mascots that drink.

Lincoln: I knew it had to be you Emilia Ursus.

They merged and reverted back and it was a girl with red hair and blue eyes and she had blue and white clothes and had a bear paw tattoo on her stomach and she had a keyblade that looked Alaskan in Nature.

Emilia Ursus: Awesome to see you again Lincoln and wow you grew into an awesome and amazing young man.

Lincoln: I sure have.

Nico: Care to introduce us?

Lincoln: Sure. This is Emilia Ursus, Keyblade Knight of Early Spirits, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's the Keyblade Knight of Early Spirits, the world of Brother Bear from 2003, and here's something that'll interest everyone: she's from the Aleut Indians of Alaska and she also gets along greatly with Isabel because like J.D.'s granddaughter, Emilia is a shaman of the animal spirits and she has all the strengths and abilities of the animal spirits, and she's good friends with Kenai, Nita, and Koda. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained Lincoln a lot about how to use the Keyblade and I'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and I became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates.

Laney: That is awesome.

Me: I loved the movie Brother Bear and we also have Kenai and Nika and Koda with us back home.

Emilia Ursus: I heard all about that and it's so awesome that Kenai and Nika can change at will.

Maria: They were naked when they reverted back

Emilia Ursus: I did not need to know that but yeah.

Lola: Yeah. But J.D.'s granddaughter Isabel was able to determine a great amount of spiritualistic power in the grizzly bear.

Emilia Ursus: I heard about that and I actually met J.D.'s granddaughter shortly after he met Kenai, Nika and Koda. She told me everything.

Me: Isabel sure was busy back then.

Nico: Yeah.

Me: By the way is the Another Black Manta hostile or Friendly?

Emilia Ursus: Friendly and she is really amazing.

Me: Cool.

Maria: By the way that's a cool Bear Paw Tattoo.

Emilia Ursus: Oh thanks. My people the Aleuts of Alaska view the Bear as a very sacred animal and I love bears myself.

Me: That's very fitting for you as the Keyblade Knight of the world of Brother Bear.

Emilia Ursus: It sure is.

May: Sorry we have to do this.

Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.

Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.

(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)

The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.

Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep

Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Spring abundant holoél

She glowed and was separated from the Anothers.

Nico: Lets do it!

Ameno: YEAH!

They fired waves of energy and elements and blasted the Anothers and I caught the Wonder Ride Books.

Me: To Quote Nico, Cork Org, Gorugomu Demon (Kamen Rider Black), Takoyaki Dimension (Jetman) and Moth Amazon (Kamen Rider Amazon) you have failed this world!

Nico: Well said.

Qin: Yeah!

Nico: The mascots are gonna have fun with Cork Org

We laughed!

Me: (LAUGHS) They sure will!

Ameno: (LAUGHS) Yeah!

Emilia Ursus: But that was fun.

Nico: They get into funny stuff when drunk.

Emilia Ursus: I hear all about that from Isabel. She contacts me through the power of the spirits and they tell me all. That is so funny.

Lola: (LAUGHS) Yeah we get a great laugh out of it.

Xenai: It's fun.

Nico: Yeah. Now for Another Black Manta.

Qin: We don't have to wait long!

We saw a figure and it was ANOTHER BLACK MANTA!

Black Manta: Whoa who is that handsome devil?

Me: Another you.

Another Black Manta: (In a girls voice) But it's really fun too.

Me: (GASP) That voice.

She reverted back and it was a girl with neon pink hair, pink eyes, pink angel wings, pink clothes and had a tiara with the symbol of the Flamingo Dopant on it and the same symbol was on her skirt and she had a pink blade sword in her hands.

Me: (GASP) Frederica Flamingo!

Qin: Wow!

Frederica Flamingo: Awesome to see you again J.D.

Me: You too. Frederica is the Embodiment of the Flamingo Dopant and she has the power to summon flamingos and she is an amazing swimmer.

Frederica Flamingo: I rarely go swimming because flamingos rarely swim. But all in all it's fun. Also I like running on the water and flying.

Me: Yep.

Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!

Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.

Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!

Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.

Frederica Flamingo: No he didn't. I vanished in a swirl of pink feathers before he could say anything.

Me: Very crafty.

Sakura Knudson: That explains why there were lots of pink feathers on the floor.

Xenia: Wow.

Zocks and Kaito: ZENKAIJU GEAR!

They donned their Zenkaiju Armor!

Lincoln: Lets separate you first.

Lincoln fired a light blast and separated her.

Frederica Flamingo: This will be awesome and cool!

She slashed Another Black Manta all over and fired energy blasts and blasted him all over.

Nico: Time for a swim! (ACTIVATES BLACK MANTA AND SKELETON MEN'S RIDEWATCHES)

He fired waves of energy and blasted Another Black Manta.

May: This will be fun! (ACTIVATES QUETZALCOATLUS DOPANT AND DR. CABALLERON'S RIDEWATCHES)

She fired energy blasts and blasted him down.

Maria: And this too! (ACTIVATES STINGRAGE AND BLIZZARD WOLFANG'S RIDEWATCHES)

She fired ice and energy blasts!

Me: YEAH!

Harold: And for this too! (ACTIVATES SKELETON MEN'S RIDEWATCH)

He fired energy blasts!

Then Beautiful Gorgeous, Lipsyncher, Robot Sandy, Skarf, Krampus and Hurter Monkey came.

Nico: Nice team Beautiful!

Beautiful Gorgeous: Thanks Nico. This will be fun.

Qin: Boy it sure will be fun.

Then a Ring Man appeared!

Qin: Cool Ring Man!

Me: Awesome!

Ring Man: (In a girls voice) This will be bejeweled!

Nico: Rika Ring! Awesome!

Rika Ring: I got this.

She threw a Ring Boomerang and bashed down Another Black Manta and smashed him down and I caught the ridewatch and purified it.

Me: That was awesome!

Rika Ring: And don't worry guys…

She reverted back and was a girl with red hair and had orange and black clothes and orange angel wings and she had Mandarin's 10 rings around each of her fingers and she had a ring symbol in the middle of her forehead.

Rika Ring: Me and the Gene-slammers of the robots from Mega Man 4 can revert back at will and we have our clothes on.

Nico: Wow!

Rarity: That is very amazing darling.

Me: How do you have Mandarin's Rings?

Rika Ring: Oh these? I made my own version of them.

Me: Cool!

Harold: Do you have any favorite memories of Nico?

Rika Ring: When me and Nico made rings for everyone in our class and they were some of the most beautiful ever.

Qin: I remember those rings. I still wear mine on my finger to this day.

She had a beautiful 18K Gold ring with diamonds and Emeralds on it.

Qin: Still awesome.

Nico: Yeah.

Nico and Rika hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

Rika Ring: Same here.

We went back home.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, Keiko, and Honoka are heading to Staten Island, New York for Day 4: the final day of the treasure hunt, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the five girls here, but the fourth and final treasure we're getting is for Gloria the Hippo: it's known as The Water Maelstrom Whip of Ezili, and after Gloria gets the whip, we're going to destroy Xenos, also known as The Progenitor and the overarching main antagonist of Dragalia Lost.

Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Staten Island, New York, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the five girls here, but the fourth and final treasure we're getting is for Gloria the Hippo: it's known as The Water Maelstrom Whip of Ezili, and after Gloria gets the whip, we're going to destroy Xenos, also known as The Progenitor and the overarching main antagonist of Dragalia Lost.

Alex the Lion: And just like what you did to Chronos and Elysium, you're going to absorb Xenos and after you assimilate all of his powers, you're sending him straight to The Black Gates.

Lincoln: Exactly.

Nico: This is going to be good, even though it lasted for four days.

Me: I know, but we had some awesome fun the past three days: we destroyed Boddicker, Juroung, and Dave the Octopus. Now, we're going to deal with Xenos and Lincoln's going to absorb him.

Keiko: And send him to The Black Gates. Now, let's go find The Water Maelstrom Whip of Ezili.

We headed straight for a shrine made of aqua blue-colored marble with two hippos out in front of the shrine, and we headed inside and we saw the treasure: The Water Maelstrom Whip of Ezili, a long and beautifully created ocean blue chain whip with curved blades on the whip and on the end is a curved spade-shaped head, a large ocean blue gem embedded in the hilt, long midnight black handle, and four peacock feathers below the pommel.

Gloria the Hippo: So, that's The Water Maelstrom Whip of Ezili, I'm gonna have a little fun with this baby.

Suddenly, we saw a beautiful and super sexy girl with long red hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has Son Goku's four massive and long red tails, she's dressed in red clothes, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, fire, lava, monkeys, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Son Goku the Four-Tailed Volcano Gorilla, in her right hand is a greatsword and with her are the six girls.

Lincoln: (GASPS) Sonya Gokua, Avatar of Son Goku the Four-Tailed Volcano Gorilla.

Sonya Gokua: That's right, and I got the girls away from that tyrannical deity, Xenos.

?: YOU WILL ALL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID IN KILLING CHRONOS AND ELYSIUM!

We then saw our target, Xenos, and he was out for our heads. Gloria grabbed The Water Maelstrom Whip of Ezili, and when he did, she was surrounded by a massive and glowing vortex of ocean blue energy with stars, water, and ocean waves surrounding the vortex, there are hippos, phoenixes, and angels running and flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a gray phoenix with red eyes glaring at Xenos: the red eyes of death.

The vortex faded, and Gloria emerged with a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blue eyes and an ocean blue energy aura with stars, water, ocean waves, hippos, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has a Hippo emblazoned on her forehead with blue iris, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with blue gems in the gold water drop links and blue crystal links and a blue hippo-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom is a hippo with blue gems for eyes and the Wind and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the pendant and she now has on a large white and gold accented choker on her neck, she has on a long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, water, ocean waves, hippos, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a hippo with water and ocean waves surrounding it, and there's an ocean blue kanji below the hippo that said, "Gloria the Hippo, Former Zoo Hippo from The Central Park Zoo Now Member of Circus Zaragoza, Destroyer of DuBois and Makunga, Childhood Best Friend of Alex, Melman, and Marty, Awesome Swimmer and Trapeze Artist, Archenemy of Hippo, Friend to Many, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Water, Stars, Hippos, Phoenixes, and Angels"

カバのグロリア、元セントラルパーク動物園のカバ、現在はサーカス・サラゴサのメンバー、デュボアとマクンガの破壊者、アレックス、メルマン、マーティの幼少期の親友、素晴らしい水泳選手で空中ブランコのアーティスト、カバの大敵、多くの友人、勇敢宇宙の戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情と要素の力のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲイツ、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者でありスレイヤー、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして水、星、カバ、フェニックス、天使のマスター

Gloria the Hippo now has massive grey angel wings with ocean blue tips, plus, The Water Maelstrom Whip of Ezili merged with the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of ocean blue energy, stars, water, ocean waves, hippos, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Gloria the Hippo's Water Maelstrom Ezili Water Ocean Maelstrom Whip of Water Maelstrom Justice, a brand-new massive ocean blue chain whip at 8'3" in length with curved blades on the whip and on the end is a curved spade-shaped head with large blue gem embedded in it, large ocean blue gem built into the hilt with gold angel wings surrounding it, long midnight black handle, and four peacock feathers below the four gold hippo heads pommel.

Gloria the Hippo has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-HIPPO-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA VODOU EZILI OCEANIC MAELSTROM WATER WAVE HIPPO PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE VODOU ELIZI OCEANIC MAELSTROM WATER WAVE HIPPO PHOENIX ANGELJUSTICE AND DIVINE VODOU ELIZI OCEANIC MAELSTROM WATER WAVE HIPPO PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Gloria's Super Angel-Hippo-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Xenos saw it, he went mad with rage, but Gloria fired a massive barrage of ocean blue energy, stars, water, ocean waves, hippos, phoenixes, and angels which hits Xenos, he got back up, but now, he was mega pissed off and mega insane now.

Gloria the Hippo: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Vodou Ezili Oceanic Maelstrom Water Wave Hippo Phoenix Angel and Divine Vodou Ezili Oceanic Maelstrom Water Wave Hippo Phoenix Angel Love) There's plenty more where that came from, you control freak!

Sylvester: You're not getting out of this alive!

Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.

Lincoln: Chronos and Elysium got what they deserved when they tried to take over the world and destroy humanity, and so will you. Let's get him!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Demonic Bloodstained Stellar Eternal Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel of Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Justice and Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Compassion and he unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demon Knight Sparda Demonic Fang Demon Hound Greatsword of Demon Hound Darkness Justice from his back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Keiko and her team, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Xenos, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, Lincoln fired black Symbiote tentacles from his chest who grabbed Xenos and he began pulling Chronos to him, and once Xenos made contact with Lincoln's skin, Lincoln began absorbing the tyrannical deity into his body and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up extremely as he assimilated all of Xenos' superhuman physical attributes, nigh-immortality which was also added to his true immortality, high intelligence, possession, teleportation, draconic and demonic transformations, Black Mana manipulation, Ergokinesis, terminal summoning and the powers Xenos has with the Primal Mark, nigh-omnipotence, nigh-invincibility, and nigh-omniscience added to his true omnipotence, invincibility, and omniscience, Chronokinesis, creation magic, reality warping, Umbrakinesis, Photokinesis, Electrokinesis, Hydrokinesis, Aerokinesis, Toxikinesis, Pyrokinesis, and Cyrokinesis, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head.

Then, an energy card with Xenos' drained soul appeared in Lincoln's large left hand, and when the Judgement Kanji appeared on Xenos' forehead, the tyrannical deity was sent to The Black Gates for eternity. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down, and Gloria the Hippo's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, gold halo, longer tail, and massive grey angel wings are permanent.

Lincoln: Your days of trying to create a world that only obeys you are over, Xenos. (To Sonya Gokua) And it's so good to see you again, Sonya Gokua.

Sonya Gokua: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met.

Lincoln went up to Sonya Gokua and he hugged them, and Sonya Gokua is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Sonya Gokua: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories and gold halo behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., this is Sonya Gokua, Avatar of Son Goku the Four-Tailed Volcano Gorilla, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan, and she's the Avatar of Son Goku the Four-Tailed Volcano Gorilla and she's a powerful master of lava and fire, and she also knows how to use those four massive tails as powerful weapons such as using them to such as using them as whips to whip villains and even grab villains by the neck and toss them to the side or even use Frieza's torture attack on them. She's also a member of The Tailed Beast Avatar Guardian Angels of Lincoln Loud, and she and the others never show any mercy to those who dare to hurt me. She also really hates Chandler to the extreme, because during lunch in the cafeteria, he showed up and tried to kill me once more and no doubt goaded by Killjoy Huggins again, but Sonya fired blasts of fire which burned his clothes off and he was left butt naked and everyone laughed at him hysterically while Chandler covered himself in embarrassment, but he was caught by Superintendent Chen who also grabbed Killjoy Huggins by his ear and she dragged them off and gave them a really harsh punishment: Chandler got arrested and sent to jail and Killjoy Huggins was suspended for five months with no pay and he also had to go to prison for his numerous other attempts on Lincoln's life which lasted for five months as well.

Nico: Uh, you don't have a video of that incident, do you?

Lincoln: She does.

Me: Yeah, but there's some seriously graphic content since Sonya burned not only his clothes off, but she also burned his underwear as well.

Nico: (Realizing what I meant by graphic content) Oh. Sheesh.

Nicole: Dad told me about this whole incident, and I still couldn't believe Sonya did that firing one fire blast and burning Chandler's clothes off and leaving him butt naked and everyone laughed at him.

Nico: Okay..., yeah, I don't think we should show everyone that.

Lincoln: Good idea, and now that you're here, Sonya.

Lincoln went up to and hugged Sonya Gokua in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Sonya Gokua: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on Sonya Gokua's neck with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Sonya Gokua: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Sonya Gokua.

Sonya Gokua had a smile on her faces and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his arms around her and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips and she also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the six girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The six girls are Jezabela, Gladys Perrin, the Simulator version of Marla de Paradis, Teresa Martínez, and Tsukada Chieko from Criminal Case.

Lincoln: Oh wow it's Jezabela, Gladys Perrin, the Simulator version of Marla de Paradis, Teresa Martínez, and Tsukada Chieko from Criminal Case.

Nicole: Whoa, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Simulator Diane: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Jezabela and the other five girls saw who it was that saved them from Xenos,, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white choker collar with gold accents and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura around him.

Jezabela: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.

Lincoln made five clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Jezabela: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Jezabela, Gladys Perrin, the Simulator version of Marla de Paradis, Teresa Martínez, and Tsukada Chieko with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to the World Tree Estate and we told them Gloria the Hippo had gotten The Water Maelstrom Whip of Ezili, and the rest of the team were shocked to find out the villain we went after was Xenos, also known as The Progenitor and the overarching main antagonist of Dragalia Lost.

But, when Lincoln showed what happened such as Gloria the Hippo transforming and all of us giving that tyrannical deity the vicious beatdown of his life and Lincoln firing symbiote tentacles from his chest that grabbed Xenos and he absorbed him and assimilated all of his powers and sent his spirit to The Black Gates forever, everyone cheered for us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on his face. Lincoln and Sonya Gokua have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.

Maria: Oh man, so you guys not only got the last treasure in New York, but you also destroyed Xenos and Lincoln absorbed him just like what he did to Chronos and Elysium.

Me: That's right.

Lincoln: That controlling deity had to pay for his crimes, he may be a God, but he abused his power by trying to create a world that only obeys him.

Nico: He forgot that with Great Power Comes Great Responsibility, he fell victim to his own desire for world domination, and he paid the price for it with his life.


After finally getting rid of Xenos and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Sonya Gokua saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her faces, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Sonya Gokua: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Sonya, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Sonya Gokua: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.

Sonya Gokua: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.

Nico: Yep. So, Sonya, even though we decided not to show everyone the video of what you did in burning Chandler's clothes off and leaving him butt naked and subjected to embarrassment, but what other memories did you have with Lincoln?

Sonya Gokua: I'm glad you asked.

Sonya Gokua played the video on the screen, and we saw Lincoln and Sonya Gokua at Lake Huron with Lincoln in his orange swim trunks and Sonya Gokua in her crimson red two-piece bikini and his parents, Leni, Luna, Laney, Lucy, Lana, and Lily were there. But, their date would wind up getting interrupted.

?: I WILL TURN YOU INTO A FUCKING HUMAN PRETZEL FOR ALWAYS BEING ALIVE, TWERP!

Past Sonya Gokua: What the Hell was that?!

Past Lincoln: Oh no, not this again, you control freak witch!

We knew who Lincoln was talking about, as they saw Lori come out and she was out for blood once again. Lori charged at Lincoln and Sonya Gokua again and she had a knife in her hand. But, Sonya fired a blast of fire that burned her clothes off and she was left in her bra and panties.

Past Luna: (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) SHE BURNED OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND LEFT YOU IN YOUR BRA AND PANTIES AGAIN, RAPTOR CLAWS!

Everyone laughed hysterically, and Lori looked down and when she saw she was in only in her bra and panties and her clothes burned to ashes, she shrieked with embarrassment.

Past Laney: (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) THIS IS EVEN MORE HILARIOUS THAN WHEN YOU BURNED THAT SEWAGE ASSHOLE'S CLOTHES OFF AND LEFT HIM BUTT NAKED DURING LUNCH!

Past Lori: (SCREAMS) YOU FOUR-TAILED GODDAMN FREAK, I'LL KILL YOU!

But, Lincoln swatted Lori away with his eleven massive and long white wolf tails and I caught her and dragged her back to The Loud House as the video ended.

Nico: Damn, so Lori tried to kill you again along with Sonya and right in front of Mr. Lynn, Ms. Rita, Leni, Luna, Laney, Lucy, Lana, and Lily?! Sheesh! Wait a second, I hate to pry into details, but did Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan also have a part in this?

Lincoln: They did, earlier on before our trip to Lake Huron, Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan got in big trouble for trying to kill me again and they got sent to Aunt Ruth's while we went to Lake Huron. But, we found out Lori escaped, along with Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, so I called J.D. and he hunted down and captured Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan and tied them up.

Me: And Lincoln and Sonya defeated Lori and as soon as Lincoln swatted her back to The Loud House with his tails, I grabbed and tied her up, and as soon as the others got back, Mr. Lynn grounded them for fifteen weeks and we sent them to Aunt Ruth's for that same amount of time.

Luna: When they came back, they looked like they went through Hell.

We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Simulator Carrie, Simulator Crimson, Simulator Emma, Simulator Jen, Simulator MacArthur, Simulator Laurie, Simulator Miles, Simulator Ellody, Simulator Mary, Simulator Stephanie, and Simulator Tammy are heading to Whimsical Waters.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Simulator Carrie, Simulator Crimson, Simulator Emma, Simulator Jen, Simulator MacArthur, Simulator Laurie, Simulator Miles, Simulator Ellody, Simulator Mary, Simulator Stephanie, and Simulator Tammy are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Simulator Carrie, Simulator Crimson, Simulator Emma, Simulator Jen, Simulator MacArthur, Simulator Laurie, Simulator Miles, Simulator Ellody, Simulator Mary, Simulator Stephanie, and Simulator Tammy had feelings for Lincoln, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.

Simulator Carrie: Wow, so this is Whimsical Waters, it sure is beautiful.

Lincoln: It sure is, Carrie, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?

Lincoln, Simulator Carrie, Simulator Crimson, Simulator Emma, Simulator Jen, Simulator MacArthur, Simulator Laurie, Simulator Miles, Simulator Ellody, Simulator Mary, Simulator Stephanie, and Simulator Tammy dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball match, and Simulator Carrie, Simulator Crimson, Simulator Emma, Simulator Jen, Simulator MacArthur, Simulator Laurie, Simulator Miles, Simulator Ellody, Simulator Mary, Simulator Stephanie, and Simulator Tammy got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails. But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he sucked out all of their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.

Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Simulator Carrie, Simulator Crimson, Simulator Emma, Simulator Jen, Simulator MacArthur, Simulator Laurie, Simulator Miles, Simulator Ellody, Simulator Mary, Simulator Stephanie, and Simulator Tammy and they hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Simulator Carrie, Simulator Crimson, Simulator Emma, Simulator Jen, Simulator MacArthur, Simulator Laurie, Simulator Miles, Simulator Ellody, Simulator Mary, Simulator Stephanie, and Simulator Tammy placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.

Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Whimsical Waters, eh, Lincoln?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!

Suddenly, eleven Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Simulator Carrie, Simulator Crimson, Simulator Emma, Simulator Jen, Simulator MacArthur, Simulator Laurie, Simulator Miles, Simulator Ellody, Simulator Mary, Simulator Stephanie, and Simulator Tammy with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, Simulator Carrie, Simulator Crimson, Simulator Emma, Simulator Jen, Simulator MacArthur, Simulator Laurie, Simulator Miles, Simulator Ellody, Simulator Mary, Simulator Stephanie, and Simulator Tammy are in your harem.

Courtney: You can thank us for finding the Simulator versions of Carrie, Crimson, Emma, Jen, MacArthur, Laurie, Miles, Ellody, Mary, Stephanie, and Tammy for this one.

Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.

Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.

Rarity: And trying to kill Simulator Carrie, Simulator Crimson, Simulator Emma, Simulator Jen, Simulator MacArthur, Simulator Laurie, Simulator Miles, Simulator Ellody, Simulator Mary, Simulator Stephanie, and Simulator Tammy, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.

Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!

Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.

Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!

Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!

Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.

Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!

We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.

SNAPS FINGERS!

We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive bottles full of the hottest hot sauces appeared over the funnel.

Nico: (GASPS) BOTTLES OF THE HOTTEST HOT SAUCE?! HE WOULDN'T DARE!

Then, the bottles of the hottest hot sauce were dumped right into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!

SCREAM OF PAIN AND AGONY!

Flip screamed like crazy as tons of fire gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his mouth, ears, and farted out of his three-cheeked butt like crazy!

Flip stopped screaming and farting out fire, but he was still red in his ugly face!

Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you disgusting three butt-cheeked mutant!

Me: Damn, now that was brutal!

Nico: Too brutal, but that was hilarious.


Later it was time for another awesome Super Mario Galaxy adventure.

Nico: Next is the final battle against Bowser for the first game.

Me: Whoa! Then that must mean Bowser's Galaxy Reactor is next.

Nico: Yep.

Leo: Me and Cole will go with on this one.

Me: How about ALL OF US too? Lets finish the Super Mario Galaxy Game with a bang.

Nico: Awesome idea.

Nicole: All right lets do it!

We all went into the Simulator.

It activated and we were at Bowser's Galaxy Reactor!

Nico: WHOA!

Me: This is gonna be infernally hot!

Camie: But this will be awesome!

Nicole: I'm looking forward to this one.

Eli: Me too!

Xenia: Yeah!

Cole: Wild Access!

Leo: GO! GALACTIC!

They transformed and were ready!

Nico: YEAH!

?: Let me be of some help.

A figure flew in and it was a girl with red hair, red eyes, red angel wings, red clothes and she had a Quasar Saber in her hand and a Transdagger on her hip and had a Quasar Launcher holstered on her back and she had a tiara with the Lost Galaxy Symbol on it and the same symbol on her skirt,

Hikari Mirinoi Gingaman: Hikari Mirinoi Gingaman, Embodiment of the Lost Galaxy Power Rangers.

Nico: Whoa! Awesome to meet you.

Leo: It's an honor to meet you.

Hikari Mirinoi Gingaman: Same here Leo.

Leo Corbett: It's nice that I meet you up close

Hikari Mirinoi Gingaman: Same here.

Nico: Lets talk after we face Bowser.

Hikari Mirinoi Gingaman: Okay.

Nico: Lets roll.

We were off to face Bowser.

We arrived in the center of the floor of the galaxy and there we saw BOWSER!

Me: Bowser!

Bowser: Welcome, Team Loud Phoenix Storm. To the first final battle!

Me: Not used to seeing all of us this time huh?

Bowser: No usually it's just a few of you.

Me: Well we figured we might as well face your final battle with a bang.

Bowser: Good idea. Lets make this fun when I SMASH YOU INTO SPACE DUST!

Me: Don't count on it!

Nico: (gets out Black Manta and Manta Bayarsh's Ridewatches) Let's start things off!

Nico activated them and fired energy waves and blasted him all over!

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

I fired a powerful energy blast and it hit Bowser and blasted him in his face!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

Laney: Taste this!

She fired leaf blades and slashed him all over.

Hikari Mirinoi Gingaman: Feel the fire!

She flared up an intensely powerful red fire aura and fired a massive wave of fire from her hand and Bowser fired a wave of fire from his mouth and the blasts collided and Hikari's fire overtook his fire and blasted him in his mouth!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!

Nico: WHOA!

Qin: Unbelievable!

Xenia: WOW!

Nico: Water beats fire!

Me: But her fire is more powerful than Bowser's!

Qin: That was awesome!

Hikari Mirinoi Gingaman: But you haven't seen anything yet! LIGHTS OF ORION ACTIVATE!

She and Leo glowed and they got awesome belt buckles, armbands, claw gauntlets and crossguards!

Me: Awesome!

Nico: COOL!

Bowser fired fireballs and Hikari and Leo fired powerful blasts of fire and blasted the fireballs and they hit Bowser and exploded!

EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND INCREDIBLY POWERFUL FIERY EXPLOSION!

Xenia: WHOA!

Nico: That was AWESOME!

Andros: YEAH! SPIRAL SABER BLASTER!

He fired a blast of energy and it hit Bowser and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

Maria: Have a drink!

Maria fired water blasts and they went into his mouth and steam came out of his mouth.

Me: Taste the power of your fury form! (ACTIVATES FURY BOWSER'S RIDEWATCH)

I fired an intensely powerful blast of fire and blasted Bowser down!

Hikari Mirinoi Gingaman: Taste this power! GALAXY QUASAR LAUNCHER! FIRE!

She fired a powerful energy blast and it hit Bowser and exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

He was blasted down.

Me: Now for the grand finale! Leo, Lets do a powerful Power Up Mode Kamehameha Combo!

Leo: Lets do it!

Me: (CUPS HANDS TO SIDE) KAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEE…

Leo: POWER UP MODE!

Bowser: (to the viewers) See you all for the galaxies in the second game!

Me: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I fired a rainbow fire Kamehameha Wave and the Lost Galaxy Rangers formed into an energy ball and the blast merged with the ball and the blasts both hit Bowser and exploded with incredible power!

EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND INCREDIBLY UNBELIEVABLE POWERFUL EXPLOSION!

And the Grand Star was freed and Bowser fell into the planets lava!

We went and got the last Grand Star!

YOU GOT A GRAND STAR!

Me: OH YEAH!

We high five!

Me: Uhh guys lets get out of here before we get caught in the explosion to come!

Nico: Good idea!

We teleported back!

Bowser looked on in woe as his world was crumbling!

Bowser: NOOOO! My galaxy! My empire! This can't be happening!

Me: But it is!

Then a massive explosion blasted the star and then a MASSIVELY HUGE BLACK HOLE FORMED! Then numerous Lumas appeared and went into the Black Hole and it caused another incredibly powerful massive explosion!

IT WAS BRIGHT!

Me: HOLY SHIT!

Nico: WHOA! WHAT POWER!

Qin: YEAH!

Then we heard babies crying?

Rosalina: Do you here the Baby Stars crying?

Me: We sure do.

Nico: But what does it mean?

Rosalina: When stars die, they turn to stardust and scatter across the cosmos. Eventually, that stardust reforms to create a new star… and so the cycle of life continues. But the cycle never repeats itself in quite the same way… So.. You see.

Nico: I see.

Hikari Mirinoi Gingaman: That was awesome though!

Qin: Boy it sure was!

Rosalina: Yes… All new life, Carries the essence of stars… Even all of you.

Qin: We are all made of stars.

Poromon: We sure are!

Hikari Mirinoi Gingaman: That's right! We are all stars.

Qin: Yeah.

Andros: So Hikari what can you tell us about yourself?

Hikari Mirinoi Gingaman: Well I am the defender of Mirinoi and I protect the world and the universe from the very forces of evil. I travel all over the universe and destroy people like Scorpius and his monsters.

Me: That is cool. Then you must've felt our battle we had with Trakeena. I unleashed my ultimate power on her.

Hikari Mirinoi Gingaman: Wow! That energy was you?

Me: Yep.

Nico: She beat the living shit out of J.D. Twice.

Me: And on the third time I was ready for her and she totally underestimated my power.

Hikari Mirinoi Gingaman: Good riddance.

Nico: Yep. Would you like to join the team?

Hikari Mirinoi Gingaman: I would be honored.

Me: Awesome.

We cheered wildly and it was an awesome way to close out Super Mario Galaxy 1. Now Super Mario Galaxy 2 is coming.


Later we were watching TV.

Me: Nothing is going on.

Lola: Yeah.

Peter: Judy, where are the mascots?

Judy: How should I know?

The Mascots came in and with them was a girl with black hair, purple eyes, a Witch Hat and had pitch black angel wings and had pitch black clothes.

Poromon: Hey guys meet our new friend.

Poliwag: She is really cool.

Mina Corvus: Awesome to meet you all. I'm Mina Corvus and I'm a Murkrow Gene-slammer.

Nico: Awesome to meet you Mina.

Poliwag: She's a master of dark magic and she is a powerful master of the crow.

CROW CAW.

She had a crow land on her shoulder.

Mina Corvus: I am also a gothic girl and have a mastery over the forces of darkness.

Fluttershy: Hi there, little fella.

Mina Corvus: That's Noctus and she is my friend.

Fluttershy: Oh she is adorable.

Mina Corvus: She sure is. We went through a lot.

Nico: Boy that is awesome.

Poromon: We met Mina and Noctus at the Soda Stand and she likes Black Licorice soda.

Me: Yuck! No offense but I hate black licorice.

Mina Corvus: None taken.

Morpheus: Looks like you and I have so much in common. We both have crows for friends.

Blast Off: Can we see your Murkrow form?

Mina Corvus: Sure.

She spun around in a vortex of darkness and turned into MURKROW!

Murkrow: Tadah!

Nico: Cool!

Me: You just spun around and changed? That is awesome.

Murkrow: Yeah I found a faster way to change into my gene-slammer form.

Brittney: That is awesome.

Fireflight: Noctus is now a mascot. Where he's gonna enjoy lots of beer

Murkrow changed back.

Mina Corvus: She doesn't drink beer. She drinks blood.

Me: Blood?

Mina Corvus: Beet juice blood.

She pulled out a bottle of beet juice and Noctus drank some.

Fireflight: Oh as long as it's not real blood. Okay.

Courage: Nico something smells fishy or my name is Shirley. And it's not.

Nico: What do you mean Courage?

Courage: I don't know I just have this feeling that something big is going to happen on today's mission.

Eustace: Stupid Dog.

Grinnade beeped.

Nico: I know Grinnade. She is really cool huh?

Mina Corvus: I didn't get that.

Nico: Grinnade talks in video game noises. He said that you are cool both as a Murkrow and as a gothic witch.

Mina Corvus: Oh. Thank you.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow iris of his Third Eye glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it was none other than our old enemy, Van Pelt, and he's come back from The Black Gates because of the game Jumanji reformatting, and he still wants revenge on us. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Lincoln: Oh God!

Lincoln sounded the alarm and we rushed in.

Nico: We heard the alarm, what's up, Lincoln?

Me: Lincoln what's wrong!

Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency and you're gonna think this is crazy. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, the person is none other than our old enemy, Van Pelt.

WE GASPED!

Eli: That can't be!

Me: Impossible, we sent him to The Black Gates!

Nico: Yeah!

Lincoln: That's what I thought, but because of the game Jumanji reformatting, Van Pelt's come back from The Black Gates and he still wants revenge on us.

Me: We need to get to Judy and Peter and tell them of the situation.

Lincoln: We'll be needing their help for this fight, and this time, I'm gonna make sure Van Pelt is sent to The Black Gates, and this time, he never ever comes back!

Judy and Peter came!

Judy: Is it true!?

Me: Yeah it's worse. Van Pelt is back.

Peter: But that can't be! You guys gave him the black gates!

Me: Yeah but when the game reformatted it brought him back.

The Previous group came.

Abomination: Is it true guys!? Is Van Pelt back!?

Me: I'm afraid so!

Abomination: Can me, Evil-Lyn, Mirror Master, Kangor, Crimson Dynamo, Turtle, Dr. Polaris, Skalamander, Screamer and Spot go with you guys?

Nico: Yes you can come with.

Lola: I thought we had seen the last of Van Pelt after we killed him on Linky's rescues. Or was it Nico's rescue.

Me: I forgot.

Lincoln: But the computer shows that this is a reformatted version of the same guy. His name is Russel Van Pelt.

He pulled up his info.


Professor Russel Van Pelt is the main antagonist of the 2017 film Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle. He appears as a reimagined dark version of the original Van Pelt from the 1995 Jumanji film.

This version of Van Pelt is much younger and a ruthless mercenary who will stop at nothing to get the Jaguar's Eye jewel and kill the five game protagonists. Depending on the region in which the film is watched, Van Pelt has a different first name. In the international version of the film, the character's first name is given as "John Hardin", while in the US version of the film, the character is provided the first name "Russel".

He was portrayed by Bobby Cannavale, who also played James Kent in Paul Blart: Mall Cop, Gyp Rosetti in Boardwalk Empire, Guy Danlily in Annie, Sergio De Luca in Spy, Irving in Mr. Robot, William Stevens/The King in Thunder Force, Jimmy Crystal in Sing 2, and J.P. Lange in Law & Order.

Van Pelt is a creation of the cursed game known as Jumanji who exists as one of the threats to its players. In the "Jumanji" video game, Professor Van Pelt is a corrupt explorer seeking to steal the Jaguar's Eye jewel for himself.

In the backstory of the game, Van Pelt lead a group of mercenaries and the NPC (non-playable character) Nigel in the search for the Jaguar's Eye, which he had a great obsession with. Van Pelt succeeded in retrieving the Jewel from the Jaguar statue, and, as a result, was possessed by the Jewel's power and gained the ability to control Jumanji's wildlife, while also bringing a curse upon the land. That night, Nigel succeeded in stealing the Jewel from Van Pelt in an attempt to return it, although Van Pelt's pet vulture alerted him to the theft, and Van Pelt ordered his henchmen and the wildlife to retrieve the Jewel and kill anyone standing in their way. Nigel subsequently gives the Jaguar's Eye to individuals sucked into the game, who assume the identities of the game's protagonists, and tasks them with returning the Jaguar's Eye to its statue.

The Jaguar's Eye ends up in the possession of high school students Spencer Gilpin, Anthony "Fridge" Johnson, Bethany Walker, and Martha Kaply, who took the identities of game protagonists Dr. Xander "Smolder" Bravestone, Franklin "Mouse" Finbar, Professor Sheldon "Shelly" Oberon, and Ruby Roundhouse, respectively. Van Pelt promptly pursues the group and attempts to corner them in Jumanji's market.

However, the quartet escape with the aid of Alex Vreeke, who had been trapped in the game for 20 years and assumed the identity of protagonist Jefferson "Seaplane" McDonough. Back at the marketplace, one of Van Pelt's henchmen informs his boss of the protagonist's escape, and, as a result, Van Pelt ensures him that he will not fail him again, killing him with a scorpion.

Van Pelt eventually confronts the group again when they reach the statue that the Jaguar's Eye belongs to. He takes Bethany hostage and threatens to kill her if Spencer does not give him the jewel, only to discover that the jewel is in Fridge's possession. Distracted, Bethany attacks him and escapes.

Martha then captures the Jaguar's Eye, prompting Van Pelt to corner her. However, Martha allows herself to be bitten by a snake and then gives the jewel to Spencer when she respawns. Once Spencer returns the Jaguar's Eye to its statue and the five protagonists shout "Jumanji" to complete the game, Van Pelt disintegrates, leaving behind a group of rats and other small animals behind that scatter. Once that Spencer, Fridge, Bethany and Martha returned to the real world, they destroyed the Jumanji game cartridge with a bowling ball. Although Jumanji itself eventually resurfaced, Van Pelt seems to be gone for good.


When he was done showing us we were shocked.

Me: So he went from a hunter to a ruthless mercenary after the Jaguar's Eye Jewel.

Nicole: Sounds very similar to what LaSombra was like.

Nico: Yeah.

Fluttershy: (Growls) THAT BIG… FAT… MEANIE! I WILL RIP HIS STOMACH OPEN AND FEED HIS ENTRAILS TO THE PIRANHAS!

Me: (GASP)

I jumped into Nico's arms in fright!

Nico: OOF! (Straining) You're giving me a hernia J.D.

Bruiser Cruiser: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: Skull Man next.

Me: Cool!

Nico: Uh J.D. can you get out of my arms. I'm starting to get a cramp.

Me: Oh sorry.

I got out.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Purgatori, the vampire goddess from Brian Pulido's Chaos! comics, and that evil vampire goddess is here to destroy the world. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Lincoln: Oh no.

Rayman: Uh oh, I know the glowing eyes from anywhere. Lincoln, everyone, is someone coming after us?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is something we are so not going to like in the least bit: the figure we saw and the dark energy we sensed belongs to Purgatori, the vampire goddess from Brian Pulido's Chaos! comics, and that evil vampire goddess is here to destroy the world.

We gasped.

Sabrina Lorelai: Oh, that's not good.

Victoria Kurenai: It sure isn't, and we know a lot about her. Purgatori back in her early life was born as Sakkara, a slave in Ancient Egypt, where she was put to work building the pyramids. Eventually, Pharaoh Ostraca fell in love with her, and she was able to move into the her palace as part of the queen's harem. But, The Pharaoh had to marry a man for political reasons, and it was decided that all of her harem had to be killed. Sakkarra barely escaped with her life, but because of what happened being betrayed by the Pharaoh, she started to seek revenge.

Kaylee Nago: She eventually met a Celtic Vampire named Rath, and he turned her into a vampire, but it turns out Sakarra had the blood of the fallen angels in her, causing her vampiric form to be totally unlike any being before her. Using her newfound powers, she took revenge on her former lover and her new husband by inciting rebellion, turning them into vampires, and burying them alive. After her revenge was compete, Purgatori began to wander the universe and she began gaining the worship of many vampires and drinking the blood of many beings. On her travels, she discovered her favorite blood was that of a god in turmoil.

Tamara Nobori: After she took her revenge on the Pharaoh, she began a relationship with Lucifer. Due to a combination of his wife's jealousy along with Purgatori's growing resentment of Lucifer, he had to banish her from Hell. But it seemed Lucifer truly did love her, as he sent her to a realm occupied only by Greek demigods upon which she could feed.

Selena Kurenai: She was eventually freed by Lady Death who she recognized as a Goddess. Keeping herself discrete, Purgatori began casting illusions of Lady Death's mother, in the hopes of driving her into despair. She was eventually found out by Lady Death, but before the two could finish their battle Lucifer returned to Hell and kicked out Purgatori once more. Later in life, her super-villain identity, Purgatori, was kept on until she went to Chicago for awhile in disguise as a business woman to in search for Lucifer only for him to too be there as well. Moments after meeting with a young Dark beautiful Mage in to having a crush on him to further notice while Lucifer was watching the entire time as Lady Death's spy.

Nico: Whoa, this is one fallen angel vampire goddess who needs to be destroyed.

Ravenna Amaranth: And she's one of The Michigan Supernatural Defense Force's most dangerous enemies, we made ourselves a promise to kill Purgatori and send her to The Black Gates.

Dana Orichalcum: She was known by many names over the centuries: the first being her supervillain identity, Purgatori. But, she was also called The Vampire Goddess, The Devil's Whore, and The Scarlet Harlot, so yeah, you can see why The Michigan Supernatural Defense Force hates her with a passion.

Nico: We can see that all too well. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading back to The World of Jumanji and we're severing Van Pelt's connection to Jumanji forever!

Lincoln: And this time, we're going to make sure that bloodthirsty murderous hunter stays dead and in The Black Gates forever, and once we finally get done with Van Pelt, you're next, Sakkara.

Isabelle Solomon: You've lived for far too long, Sakkara, and too many victims have died by your hand. Now, we shall end your centuries-long reign of mayhem and bring an end to this nightmare once and for all.

Victoria Kurenai: You better pray for mercy because we have none to give to you, Devil's Whore!

Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed to the world of Jumanji to permanently end Van Pelt forever and send him right back to The Black Gates forever, and once we finally get done destroying Van Pelt forever, Isabelle Solomon and Lincoln are going to destroy Purgatori and end the vampire goddess' centuries-long reign of terror.

We were off to the World of Jumanji!


We arrived in the world of Jumanji.

Me: Here we are.

Qin: Wow!

We saw that we were walking on the river of the jungle.

Me: Wow the river is just as amazing as the Amazon Rainforest.

Mirror Master: Is that a river dolphin?

We saw a Pink Boto River Dolphin.

Me: It sure is a Boto Dolphin.

Fluttershy: Oh it's so amazing.

Nicole: It sure is.

Varie: Yeah.

BANG!

We heard gunshots and saw Smolder, Spencer, Martha, Ruby and the gang running from Van Pelt's men who were firing guns at them!

Me: Oh man!

Nico: Lets go!

We flew and got them out. I fired an energy blast and blasted his men all over.

Fluttershy then flew in and savagely bashed and kicked all the men into dust with extreme prejudice!

She was tearing them apart!

She was panting hard!

Nico: WHOA!

Me: Fluttershy that was awesome!

Fluttershy: Oh sorry.

Krankcase: Hey, guys!

Spencer: We gotta stop meeting like this!

Me: Very funny. At least you guys are okay.

Ruby Roundhouse: Boy Fluttershy really went to town on those guys.

Me: She sure did Ruby. Those guys were part of our old friend Van Pelt's gang.

Nico: Yeah.

Smolder: You guys know Van Pelt?

Me: More than know him.

Nico: We banished him to the Black Gates before.

Mouse: But if you guys banished him to the Black Gates then he shouldn't have returned.

Me: That's what we were thinking too.

Laney: Somehow when the Jumanji game reformatted itself it brought back Van Pelt.

Crimson Dynamo: It's possible.

Bethany: It's the only reason how we fought him before.

Nico: Yeah. But this time we're not going to let that monster live another second.

Smolder: He's after this.

He pulled out a huge green jewel and it was a big emerald.

Me: (Whistles) That is a beautiful jewel.

Nico: That must be the Jaguar's Eye.

Smolder: That's right. We need to get it to that statue there.

He pointed to a big Jaguar Shaped Mountain Statue.

Buzzerbeak squawked.

Nico: Buzzerbeak said that mountain jaguar is huge.

Me: That is one big cat.

Qin: No kidding!

Lola: And we have to get the Jaguar's Eye all the way to there? That's going to be very dangerous.

Eli: And Van Pelt is waiting for us there. I sense it.

Dr. Polaris: Let me take care of any metal traps

Eli: I'll look out for natural traps too.

Fluttershy: And I'll watch out for dangerous creatures.

Qin: Okay.

Nico: Lets go and stay on the alert.

We were off.

We got to a small set of ruins.

Me: Wow these ruins look like they were here for a long time.

Nico: Yeah.

Nicole: It's like hunting for treasure here.

Plug Man stepped on a tile.

Plug Man: Uh oh.

Spears came at us!

Eli flipped and caught the spears!

Me: Whoa! Nice one bro!

Xenia: YEAH!

Eli: Thanks. Here these might be useful.

Lola: Good idea.

Red Ghost stepped on another tile.

Red Ghost: Oh no.

Arrows fired at us!

Ashi then jumped and grabbed them!

Qin: WHOA!

Lola: Nice save Ashi.

Me: We can use these too.

I took the arrows.

I looked at the blade of the tip and there was a purple sheen on it.

Me: Poison tip arrows.

Ashi: This will be useful.

We continued on into the jungle.

Discord: Can everyone stop stepping on tiles?!

Me: The jungle is full of traps! You got to be really careful.

Nico: He's right. One false step and it could be your last.

Laney: Like right there!

We saw a pit line and the bottom of it was LINED WITH RAZOR SHARP BAMBOO SPIKES!

Discord: I definitely see what you mean here.

Lola: Yeah.

Nico: Whew! Nice eye Laney!

Laney: Thanks.

We continued on and avoided pitfalls, quicksand, snare traps, net traps, bear traps and more. We even picked up a bunch of rifles, shotguns and more from dead bodies.

We made it to the mountain.

Me: We made it.

Nico: Wow! It's magnificent.

Spot: It sure is.

Eli: I sense that Van Pelt is right at the head.

Fluttershy: Great. Now it's time for me to settle a score with that meanie!

Nico: Lets go guys. Entrance time.

We went to the head.

Van Pelt was REALLY PISSED! He lost the Jaguar's Eye and now his men. But then the spirits of the jungle appeared and swirled around him and then they converged and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted off above him and then a phoenix cry was heard and then we came out!

Me: Remember us douchebag?

Van Pelt recognized us and MAN O MAN WAS HE INFURIATED!

Van Pelt: Oh, I remember you all too well! (laughs) I bet you all didn't expect to see me here!

Larry Koopa: You're honestly the first to be restored from the Black Gates. You'll also be the last!

Me: This time you're going to pay more!

But then Fluttershy went SUPER ANGEL-KINDNESS ALICORN PRINCESS-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA HARMONIOUS MAGIC KINDNESS ANIMAL LIFE JUNGLE SKYLANDER PRINCESS KINDNESS ALICORN ANGEL OF DIVINE MAGIC KINDNESS ANIMAL LIFE JUNGLE SKYLANDER PRINCESS KINDNESS ALICORN ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE MAGIC KINDNESS ANIMAL LIFE JUNGLE SKYLANDER PRINCESS KINDNESS ALICORN ANGEL LOVE!

Van Pelt: WHAT THE!?

Fluttershy: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious Life Skylander Elemental Kindness Magic Alicorn Princess Angel and Divine Harmonious Animal Life Skylander Elemental Kindness Magic Alicorn Princess Angel Love) I will never forgive you for everything you did to so many innocent creatures and even my friends! What you did is truly unforgivable! (FLARES UP POWER TO THE ABSOLUTE EXTREME) THE PRINCESS OF ANIMALS AND KINDNESS AND LIFE WILL NEVER LET YOU LIVE ANOTHER SECOND YOU BIG MEANIE! (ROARS IN EXTREME AND ULTIMATE FURY!)

SHE WAS EXTREMELY PISSED OFF BIG TIME!

UH OH!

Me: He is now miles and miles down shit creek!

Fluttershy teleported and punched him in the face and kicked him in the stomach and punched him in the mouth and kicked him in the nose and knocked him down.

Van Pelt then held Mevya as a human shield.

Van Pelt: One wrong move and the fish gets it!

Skalamander: You shouldn't have done that.

Van Pelt: Why?

Kevin Levin grabbed Van Pelt by the collar.

Kevin Levin: STAY AWAY FROM MY FISH!

He smashed him down with devastating force and then Fluttershy grabbed Van Pelt by his legs and smashed him into a bunch of walls!

KRASMASH! KRASMASH! KRASMASH!

I took a poison arrow and stabbed him in the arm with it!

Barath Beyond: You okay, Mevya?

Mevya: Fine. But this guy won't be!

Mevya fired waves of energy and blasted Van Pelt all over!

Fluttershy kicked Van Pelt in his face and she grabbed him by his neck and smashed him into the floor and then grabbed his arm and bent it and he screamed and she broke it!

Qin: OUCH!

Laney: YIKES!

Turtle: You NEVER try to harm Mevya unless you want Kevin to pound you.

Nico: That is for sure!

Nico fired energy blasts and blasted Van Pelt in his back!

KRABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

Nico: Only a coward goes after animals as well as kills innocent people just to slate their own greed!

Ratso: Have some of this!

He fired an energy blast and blasted Van Pelt all over.

Qin: And this!

She fired a wave of fire and blasted him in his back.

Eli: And this!

Eli fired a wave of Force Lightning and electrocuted him.

Flutershy kicked and punched him in his face with incredible fury and kicked him in his face and knocked out some of his teeth!

KNOW BLAM BIFF!

She really kicked and pulverized him brutally!

Kangor: (Jamaican Accent) My turn, mon!

He smashed the ground and sent rocks smashing down onto Van Pelt.

Fluttershy punched his face all over!

Van Pelt was really being thrashed all over!

Fellbat: Let's keep it up!

Fellbat kicked Van Pelt in his face.

Fluttershy kicked him in the back of his head and I punched him and kicked him.

Qin: Yeah!

Evil Lyn: Wanna see a little magic?

She chanted an incantation and fired a blast of energy and it hit him and numerous blasts of fire blasted him all over!

Qin: Take that!

Poromon: And this! (ECHOING) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!

He fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted him.

Poliwag: Take this!

He slapped him all over the face with his tail!

Manaphy, Horsea, Tentacool, Jirachi and Mevya blasted him all over with energy.

Lola: Yeah! Take that!

Then Billy Numerous, Mr. Fizz, Captain Boomerang, Tri-Klops, Vortex, Tala, Killer Croc, Gator Ghoul, Black Manta and BlackWarGreymon came.

Nico: Billy Numerous, Mr. Fizz, Captain Boomerang, Tri-Klops, Vortex, Tala, Killer Croc, Gator Ghoul, Black Manta and BlackWarGreymon.

Fluttershy: You face the usual battles! I'll face this jerkwad meanie!

Qin: You got it!

Lincoln: Go get him Flutters!

She went and thrashed him all over.

Billy Numerous: I honestly thought we'd seen the last of Van Pelt.

Me: So did I.

Mr. Fizz: But that just means we kick his ass twice as hard.

Me: You got that right.

Captain Boomerang: (Australian Accent) And get rid of him permanently.

Qin: You can count on that one.

Tri Klops: (to Nico) We heard you fought Margie.

Nico: We sure did.

Vortex: How'd she get out?

Me: Bubble Bass the Lardass did it. Sharpened her braces to the Point where she can chew through metal.

Nico: Yeah.

Deker came.

Me: Deker but you already had your turn.

Deker: I know but it's my turn for the ranger battle.

Me: Oh.

Deker: Did you guys really accidentally set of lots of traps?

Nico: Yeah we did. But we decided to put them to use.

Xenia: Yep.

Deker: Cool.

We got the battles underway.


Ben Tennyson, Wallflower Blush, Alizarin Bubblegum, Mei Terumi, Tula, Hot Dog Princess, Gwen, Kevin, Julie, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Scrap Shooter and Grinnade VS Billy Numerous, See-More, Gizmo, Mammoth, Grand Duke's Minions, Suika Monster, Evilon, Gargoyle Legendorga, and Mad Hot Dog - Nico's Rescue was an awesome treasure hunt and Flame Princess and Nicole transformed against Margie who escaped because of Bubble Bass!


Billy Numerous was first.

Billy Numerous: (to Ben) Nico's Rescue was an awesome treasure hunt. And Flame Princess and Nicole transformed against Margie, who escaped because of Bubble Bass!

Ben Tennyson: Yeah because of that fat tub of lard she escaped by chewing through her chains!

Wallflower: But we battled her and Lincoln sent her into the Malevolent Insanity Dimension.

Sunset Shimmer: We haven't used the Malevolent Insanity Dimension in a while.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Yeah it has been while since we did that.

Sunburn: Boy it has been a while.

Billy Numerous: No kidding there! Lets do it!

Ben turned into Heatblast!

Ben: HEATBLAST!

Heatblast and Billy flared up Fire Elemental Auras. Songs for Ben and Billy Numerous: Little Red Corvette by Prince and the Revolutions and Come on Feel the Noize by Quiet Riot. Ben and group fired waves of fire and smashed them down.


Julie Yamamoto, Meg, Ninjini, Mrs. Doolin, Gusto, Knight Mare, Gwen, Helen Wheels, Elena Validus, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Smoke Scream and Bruiser Cruiser VS Captain Boomerang, Boomerang, Evil Desert Man, Boomerang Koopa, Yost Domino, Klomp, Tennis World, Kannon, and Kremlings - Us battling Another Cork Org, Gorugomu Demon (Kamen Rider Black), Takoyaki Dimension (Jetman), Moth Amazon (Kamen Rider Amazon), Skeleton Men and Black Manta who were the Knight of Early Spirits - the World of Brother Bear and the Embodiment of the Flamingo Dopant


Captain Boomerang was next.

Captain Boomerang: (to Julie) Nico, Yusuke's team, Black Manta's team, and the others did good battling Another Cork Org, Gorugomu Demon (Kamen Rider Black), Takoyaki Dimension (Jetman), Moth Amazon (Kamen Rider Amazon), Skeleton Men and Black Manta. They were the Knight of Early Spirits - the World of Brother Bear and the Embodiment of the Flamingo Dopant.

Julie Yamamoto: Yeah those were really cool monsters.

Meg: They sure were.

Pinkie Pie: They were really amazing!

Maud Pie: (Monotonous) They were really fun to face.

Featherweight: They sure were.

Sprocket: Especially those monsters we never saw or faced before.

Captain Boomerang: Those were really amazing mates! Lets do it!

Julie and Captain Boomerang flared up Eingana auras! Songs for Julie and Captain Boomerang: Shakin' by Eddie Money and Don't Disturb This Groove by The System. Julie and group fired waves of energy, lasers, metal, gears and lightning and smashed them down.


Gwen Tennyson, Bulma, Shannon Littlefield, Nefertimon, Paildramon, Shakkoumon, Sunny Tennyson, Ben 10,000, Ben, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Pain Yatta and Krankcase VS Mr. Fizz, Professor XXXL, Big Brother, Knightbrace, Ed Bighead, Creepy Heap From The Deep, Spike (Tex Avery), Wolf Dogcatcher, and Golem (Courage The Cowardly Dog) - Lincoln's rescue in Staten Island, New York and us battling The Progenitor and the overarching main antagonist of Dragalia Lost


Mr. Fizz was next.

Mr. Fizz: (to Gwen) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Staten Island, New York. He battled The Progenitor and the overarching main antagonist of Dragalia Lost.

Gwen Tennyson: You heard right and that was so fun.

Bulma: Boy it sure was. That was awesome going to Staten Island.

Twilight Sparkle: It sure was and we dealt with the Progenitor too.

Starshine Sparkle: Yeah that was fun.

Spyro: It sure was.

Mr. Fizz: That is awesome. Lets do it!

Gwen and Fizz flared up Anodite Auras. Songs for Gwen Tennyson and Mr. Fizz: I Should Be So Lucky by Kylie Minogue and What's Going On by Marvin Gay. Gwen and group fired waves of magic and smashed them down.


Zick, Roshi, Wataru Kurenai, Laura Evans, Claire Allaire, Dinosaur Story Rex, Elena Potato, Utakata, Fu, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Buzzerbeak and Krankenstein VS Tri-Klops, Whiplash, Beast Man, Count Marzo, MMPR Eye Guy, Robot Devil, Mad Apple, Universe 666 Cyclonis, and Amorbis - Meeting Sonya Gokua - Avatar of the 4-Tails


Tri-Klops is next.

Tri Klops: (to Zick) I heard you guys met Sonya Gokua - Avatar of the 4-Tails. What's she like?

Zick: She has amazingly strong volcano lava powers and is really amazing as a guardian angel.

Roshi: And it's really amazing that she is the Avatar of Son Goku. You should have seen what she can do.

FLASHBACK

Nico: Yep. So, Sonya, even though we decided not to show everyone the video of what you did in burning Chandler's clothes off and leaving him butt naked and subjected to embarrassment, but what other memories did you have with Lincoln?

Sonya Gokua: I'm glad you asked.

Sonya Gokua played the video on the screen, and we saw Lincoln and Sonya Gokua at Lake Huron with Lincoln in his orange swim trunks and Sonya Gokua in her crimson red two-piece bikini and his parents, Leni, Luna, Laney, Lucy, Lana, and Lily were there. But, their date would wind up getting interrupted.

?: I WILL TURN YOU INTO A FUCKING HUMAN PRETZEL FOR ALWAYS BEING ALIVE, TWERP!

Past Sonya Gokua: What the Hell was that?!

Past Lincoln: Oh no, not this again, you control freak witch!

We knew who Lincoln was talking about, as they saw Lori come out and she was out for blood once again. Lori charged at Lincoln and Sonya Gokua again and she had a knife in her hand. But, Sonya fired a blast of fire that burned her clothes off and she was left in her bra and panties.

Past Luna: (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) SHE BURNED OFF YOUR CLOTHES AND LEFT YOU IN YOUR BRA AND PANTIES AGAIN, RAPTOR CLAWS!

Everyone laughed hysterically, and Lori looked down and when she saw she was in only in her bra and panties and her clothes burned to ashes, she shrieked with embarrassment.

Past Laney: (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) THIS IS EVEN MORE HILARIOUS WHEN YOU BURNED THAT SEWAGE ASSHOLE'S CLOTHES OFF AND LEFT HIM BUTT NAKED DURING LUNCH!

Past Lori: (SCREAMS) YOU FOUR-TAILED GODDAMN FREAK, I'LL KILL YOU!

But, Lincoln swatted Lori away with his eleven massive and long white wolf tails and I caught her and dragged her back to The Loud House as the video ended.

Nico: Damn, so Lori tried to kill you again along with Sonya and right in front of Mr. Lynn, Ms. Rita, Leni, Luna, Laney, Lucy, Lana, and Lily?! Sheesh! Wait a second, I hate to pry into details, but did Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan also have a part in this?

Lincoln: They did, earlier on before our trip to Lake Huron, Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan got in big trouble for trying to kill me again and they got sent to Aunt Ruth's while we went to Lake Huron. But, we found out Lori escaped, along with Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, so I called J.D. and he hunted down and captured Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan and tied them up.

Me: And Lincoln and Sonya defeated Lori and as soon as Lincoln swatted her back to The Loud House with his tails, I grabbed and tied her up, and as soon as the others got back, Mr. Lynn grounded them for fifteen weeks and we sent them to Aunt Ruth's for that same amount of time.

Luna: When they came back, they looked like they went through Hell.

FLASHBACK ENDS

They were laughing hysterically!

Tri-Klops: Boy that is funny!

Zick: It was!

Rainbow Dash: Yeah that was awesome!

Scootaloo: And it was funny when she burned all of Chandler's clothes off.

Whirlwind: Yeah that was cool.

Tri-Klops: I'll say! Lets do it!

Zick and Tri-Klops flared up Cyclops auras. Songs for Zick and Tri Klops: Wild Wild Life by Talking Heads and Heart and Soul by T'Pau. Zick and group fired waves of wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed them down.


Aerrow, Olivia Echmeneff, Gemini Richie, Levina Zeus, Aurora Leocadia, Morana Marzann, Finn, Junko, Piper, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Tornado Man and Plug Man VS Vortex, Undergrowth, Johnny 13, Kitty, Teen Tornado, Sublimino, RID Anvil, Black Anvil, and Lord Fear - Battle in Bowser's Galaxy Reactor


Vortex was next.

Vortex: (To Aerrow) That was a big Battle in Bowser's Galaxy Reactor! But there's still one Galaxy left from the first game to cover.

Aerrow: And that's the 2nd Super Mario Galaxy.

Olivia Echmeneff: Yep and that will be fun to see.

Rarity: It most certainly will darlings.

Sweetie Belle: Boy it sure will be fun and cool.

Gill Grunt: You got that right.

Vortex: Yeah no kidding. Lets do it!

Aerrow and Vortex flared up Sylph Auras. Songs for Aerrow and Vortex: More Than Words by Extreme and Semi-Charmed Life by Third Eye Blind. Aerrow and group fired waves of wind, water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.


Harry Potter, Songbird, Swift, Wendy Lebinomininsky, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Daphne Greengrass, Susan Bones, Sweet Leaf, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Discord and Diamond Tiara VS Tala, Circe, Abacus Cinch, Baron Mordo, Virgo Zodiarts, Hell-Ementals, Ruby Knight, Movie Will Blake, and Movie Cronby the Troll - The Mascots have an amazing New Friend who is a Murkrow Gene-slammer


Tala was next.

Tala: (to Harry) The Mascots have an amazing New Friend. She's a Murkrow Gene-slammer

Harry Potter: (British Accent) She is really amazing. Her name is Mina Corvus and she is a witch and a goth girl.

Songbird: We were amazed meeting her.

Sweet Leaf: She is a master of dark magic. And also I'm filling in for Fluttershy as you can see because she is tearing apart Van Pelt.

Tala: I can see that. Wow! Fluttershy is doing amazingly well. But good job Sweet Leaf.

Sweet Leaf: Thanks.

Tornado Bolt: But yeah Mina is really amazing.

Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Ja ja she sure is.

Stealth Elf: We all think so.

Tala: That is cool. Lets do it!

Harry Potter and Tala flared up Gryphon auras. Songs for Harry Potter and Tala: Don't Dream It's Over by Crowded House and Down Yonder by The Skillet-Lickers. Harry Potter and group fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers, fruit, energy and magic and smashed them down.


Keiko Yukimura, Honoka, Emu, Bianca Mantodea, Margaret Gilroy, Erin Fay, Botan, Yukina, Genkai, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Larry Koopa, and Morton Koopa VS Killer Croc, Bane, Grodd, Abomination, Ghost of Dr. Coffin, Plumeria, U.A. Deadpool, Poodles Galore, and Universe 666 Eddie Quist - VAN PELT IS BACK!? I THOUGHT WE BANISHED HIM TO THE BLACK GATES!


Killer Croc was next.

Killer Croc: (to Keiko) VAN PELT IS BACK!? I THOUGHT WE BANISHED HIM TO THE BLACK GATES!

Keiko: We did! But somehow when the game reformatted itself it brought back Van Pelt.

Honoka: That is crazy it did that!

Applejack: Yeah that sidewinder should have been destroyed forever.

Apple Bloom: We don't know how this happened but it did.

Flashwing: Yeah.

Killer Croc: Boy that is strange. Lets do it!

Keiko and Killer Croc flared up Crocodile Auras. Songs for Keiko and Killer Croc: Backyard by Pebbles and Invisible Touch by Genesis. Keiko and group fired waves of energy, earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.


Becca Chang, Elizabeth Swann, Bulla, Valese, ChiChi, Jade Chan, Syd Chang, Adelaide, Ronnie Anne, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Barath Beyond, and Borth Majar VS Gator Ghoul, Creeper, Tar Monster, Ironface, Yost Pyro, Kasumi Clone, Dragonfly, Snapdragon, and Yost Trapster - Van Pelt getting reborn because of the game reformatting is not good. But this time we're going to make sure he NEVER Returns


Gator Ghoul was next.

Gator Ghoul: (to Becca) Van Pelt getting reborn because of the game reformatting is not good. But this time, we're going to make sure he NEVER Returns.

Becca Chang: You got that right!

Elizabeth Swann: And it will only end in his death.

Starlight Glimmer: You got that right on that.

Cozy Glow: Yeah and it will hurt really bad!

Hex: That is for sure!

Gator Ghoul: You said it! Lets do it!

Becca and Gator Ghoul flared up Gator Auras. Songs for Becca and Gator Ghoul: Angel by Madonna and Vacation by the Go-Gos. Becca and group fired waves of skulls, magic, bones, lightning, blood, stars and energy and smashed them down.


Yusuke Urameshi, Harold, Takeru, Yura, Huntington Twins, Alexis Kim, Keiko, Kuwabara, Kurama, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Ratso and Chow VS Black Manta, Toyman, Captain Cold, Grodd, Skeleton Men, Jean Jacket, Mirror Maniac, Dr. Sun, and Izuru - Now it's personal for Fluttershy because she going to show Van Pelt what happens when YOU MESS WITH HER ANIMAL FRIENDS


Black Manta was next.

Black Manta: (to Yusuke) Now it's personal for Fluttershy. She's going to show Van Pelt what happens when YOU MESS WITH HER ANIMAL FRIENDS!

Yusuke: That is for damn sure on that!

Harold: You got that right.

Princess Celestia: No one does that to animals around Fluttershy.

King Solar: Or they will sign their death warrant.

Solar Eclipsa: And it won't end well.

Amber Morning: You got that right.

Spotlight: Yeah no kidding.

Black Manta: I agree. Lets do it!

Yusuke and Black Manta flared up Manta auras. Songs for Yusuke and Black Manta: Bleed the Freak by Alice in Chains and La Isla Bonita by Madonna. Yusuke and group fired waves of light and energy and smashed them down.


Nikiya, Axel Manning, Marron, Hinatsuru, Suma, Makio, Fasha, Gine, Caulifla, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, Fellbat, and G1 Iron Bison vs BlackWarGreymon, Andromon, Monzaemon, Unimon, Heatstroke, Sagat, Uvula the Sea Hag, Miriam, and Billy and Mandy Blue Fairy - Fluttershy means business! NO ONE HUNTS ANIMALS ON HER WATCH!


BlackWarGreymon was next.

BlackWarGreymon: (to Nikiya) Fluttershy means business! NO ONE HUNTS ANIMALS ON HER WATCH!

Nikiya: You got that right.

Axel Manning: Yeah she is really going to lay down the law on him.

Princess Luna: And it's going to really hurt.

Moondust: And then some.

Snowdrop: Yeah no kidding there.

Gari: And it will end with his death.

Blackout: That is for sure.

BlackWarGreymon: Yeah you got that right! Lets do it!

Nikiya and BlackWarGreymon flared up Darkness Pegasus Auras. Songs for Nikiya and BlackWarGreymon: Do You Wanna Be? by I'm Talking and She Loves Me Back by DD Smash. Nikiya and group fired waves of darkness and smashed them down.


Samurai Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Decade Riders, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Deker


Deker was next.

Deker: I was really shocked to see Van Pelt back!

Nico: All of us were!

May: We sure were!

Deker: No kidding! Lets do it!

Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of Van Pelt, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the symbol of Jumanji etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades and blessed by the powers of Heaven, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels.

Nico teleported back with them.

Samurai Rangers: SAMURAIZERS! GO GO SAMURAI!

Antonio: SAMURAI MORPHER! GOLD POWER!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! SAMURAI!

KAMEN RIDER!

Decade Riders: HENSHIN!

They transformed and were ready!

Jayden: FIRE BUSTER! CANNON MODE!

He got it ready.

Nico got a Gryphon Disk ready!

They loaded it.

Nico: FIRE!

They fired waves of energy, elements and lasers and the blasts all Deker and he was knocked down.

Nico: Deker you have failed this world.

Jayden: Samurai Rangers victory is ours.

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


We regrouped and Fluttershy was still going at him!

KROW BLAM BIFF WHOMP!

She was really thrashing him!

Troy: Word of advice, Van Pelt?

Tsukasa: Stay dead this time!

Me: And this time we mean it!

Kamen Ride: Forever Purple!

Tsukasa turned into the Purple ToQger and Daiki summoned clones of the Purple Rangers.

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE FOREVER PURPLE!

They turned into the Purple Rangers! Which weren't very many of them.

We went at Van Pelt and pulverized and kicked and mangled his ass all over!

Blast Off, Fireflight, Judy & Peter and Fluttershy used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Blast Off's Ionic Blaster, Fireflight's Photon Displacer and Judy & Peter and Fluttershy's powers 100-fold.

Blast Off and Judy & Peter: IONIC ANIMAL JUSTICE BLAST!

Fireflight and Fluttershy: PHOTON LEAF STORM BLAST!

Street Shark Fury and Abomination: SHARK FORCE BLAST!

Autobot's Roll Out! And Evil-Lyn: AUTOBOT MAGIC BLAST!

Wind Spirit Power and Mirror Master: WIND MIRROR BLAST!

Ninjas of Power and Kangor: NINJA FURY BLAST!

Iron Man Power of the Disk and Crimson Dynamo: IRON ENERGY BLAST!

Thor Power of the Disk and Turtle: LIGHTNING ENERGY BLAST!

Wasp Power of the Disk and Dr. Polaris: WASP ENERGY BLAST!

Captain America Power of the Disk and Skalamander: AMERICA ENERGY BLAST!

Noriko of the Discharge and Screamer: DISCHARGE ENERGY BLAST!

Hulk Power of the Disk and Spot: HULK ENERGY BLAST!

Cryptids of The Saturday's and Red Ghost: CRYPTID FURY BLAST!

Fluttershy, Mirage Daffodil & Butterfly Rose, Anthea, Sphinx Moth, Primal Rage, Phyllis the Florauna & Venus the Plant, Botanica Alhelí, Rango Clay, Grassblade, Lana Croft, Lily Longsocks, Toola-Roola, Coconut Cream, Discord, Zecora, Tree Hugger, Mage Meadowbrook, Sandbar, Sweet Leaf, Life Skylanders and Pyunma: LEAF STORM OF KINDNESS!

They fired waves of energy and elements.

Fluttershy, Alan Perrish, Judy, Peter, Laney, Lana, Lola and me: JUMANJI RETRIBUTION BLAST!

We fired waves of energy and elements.

Lincoln: AMAZON ELEMENT STYLE: RIVER DOLPHIN!

Entrapta: AMAZON LIGHTNING STYLE: GIANT OTTER!

Perfuma: AMAZON NATURE STYLE: TOUCAN!

Frosta: AMAZON ICE STYLE: HARPY EAGLE!

Jessica Kaios: AMAZON FIRE STYLE: HOWLER MONKEY!

Nanami: AMAZON WATER STYLE: GIANT LEAF FROG!

Toph: AMAZON EARTH STYLE: UAKARI!

Tatsumaki: AMAZON WIND STYLE: CANDIRU!

They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said creatures.

Lincoln and his harem: AMAZON FINAL SMASH: AMAZON JUNGLE STRIKE!

They summoned amazon animals to attack Van Pelt!

Me: We've had it up to hear with you, Van Pelt!

Lincoln chanted an incantation and fired a beam of light which hit Van Pelt and severed his connection to Jumanji forever.

Van Pelt: YOU! WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Lincoln: Severed your connection to The World of Jumanji forever. This is what happens when you cheat death, Van Pelt. Now, this time, I mean it, GOODBYE AND GOOD RIDDANCE FOREVER, VAN PELT! HUNTING SEASON'S OVER!

Lincoln fired a massive wave of rainbow energy from his massive greatsword and it hit Van Pelt and destroyed him and permanently banished him back to The Black Gates forever!

Nico: GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE FOREVER, VAN PELT!

Me: NEVER SHOW YOUR FACE IN FRONT OF US EVER AGAIN, YOU ASSHOLE!

Lincoln: I'm so glad that we're finally rid of him for good. Now, there's only one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: Sakkara A.K.A. Purgatori, The Vampire Goddess.

?: VICTORIA KURENAI!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier with absorption energy surrounding the diamond barrier that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of darkness blasts, and it absorbed the blasts of darkness and they flowed into us and made us even stronger than ever.

Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking that scent from anywhere, come on out right now, Sakkara, or we will force you out!

A figure came out from a plume of darkness and hellfire, it was Purgatori, The Vampire Goddess.

Lincoln: Sakkara A.K.A Purgatori, The Vampire Goddess and our old enemy, I should've known you'd show up here yet again even after you escaped before we got our chance to finish you! Well, now you have nowhere left to run, we're going to finish what we started long ago.

Victoria Kurenai: And kill you right where you stand!

Purgatori: You fools think you can stand against me?!

Isabella Solomon: They've done it before, but you cheated your death sentence when you escaped. This time, there's no way out.

Suddenly, Isabella Solomon's brown eyes turned neon brown and she was surrounded by a brown and orange energy aura with stars, elemental forces, planets, books, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Omni Force-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Purgatori, she left brown and orange energy, stars, elemental forces, planets, books, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Isabella Solomon: You should've never returned, Purgatori, you knew that The Michigan Supernatural Defense Force were still hunting your ass, but you never learn your lesson. Your desire for blood and chaos clearly had no limits, and even after your revenge had been completed centuries ago, you just refuse to quit. Well, that ends here and now, Devil's Whore, your immortal life ends here and now!

Suddenly, Isabella Solomon was surrounded by a massive vortex of brown and orange energy with stars, elemental forces, planets, books, and swords surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an orange phoenix with red eyes glaring at Purgatori: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Isabella Solomon emerged, but she was changed forever.

Isabella Solomon grew from 7'0" to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large planets orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has orange highlights in the bangs of her long brown hair and large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon brown eyes and a brown and orange energy aura with stars, elemental forces, planets, swords, books, phoenix fire, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has on her tiara with Kamen Rider Solomon logo on her head and a phoenix emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with orange iris, she has on phoenix earrings with orange gems for eyes and holding the Star, Elements, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also a phoenix with orange gems for eyes and holding the Star, Elements, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the second pendant on the bottom of her orange phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with orange crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and brown gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Isabella Solomon has on a sleeveless brown vest, sleeveless orange crop top, brown skirt, orange pants, orange legwarmers, orange sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, elemental forces, planets, swords, books, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix surrounded by elemental forces and planets and on top is the Kamen Rider Solomon logo. Suddenly, Isabella Solomon felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive brown angel wings with orange tips on the large brown feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she also now has eleven massive and long brown wolf tails with orange tips and orange markings along with her phoenix tails, Isabella Solomon has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Isabella Solomon's Omni Force-themed greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of brown and orange energy, stars, elemental forces, planets, swords, books, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Isabella Solomon's Brown Omnipotent Elemental Force Firestorm Kamen Rider Solomon Greatsword of Brown Omnipotent Elemental Force Firestorm Kamen Rider Solomon Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded orange gems and the logo of Kamen Rider Solomon etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged brown blade, large orange phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and large brown gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large orange phoenix heads with brown gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large orange phoenix heads is a large orange phoenix head with orange gems for eyes and brown gem in its mouth for the pommel, Isabella Solomon has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with brown gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix's head with brown gems for eyes and large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, Omni-Force Wonder Ride Book, Caladbolg sword, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a brown kanji below the phoenix that said, "Isabella Solomon, Embodiment of Kamen Rider Solomon, Loving Sister of Isaac Also Known As Kamen Rider Solomon, Master of The Powers of Omnipotent Forces, True Immortal and Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Wielder of The Omni-Force Wonder Ride Book, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Archenemy of Pauline Phoenix, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Omnipotent Forces, Phoenixes, and Angels"

イザベラ・ソロモン、仮面ライダーソロモンの化身、仮面ライダーソロモンとしても知られるアイザックの愛する妹、全能の力のマスター、真の不滅で宇宙の強力な戦士、オムニフォースワンダーライドブックの使い手、愛する守護天使そしてリンカーン・ラウドの将来の妻、ポーリン・フェニックスの宿敵、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者にして殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして全能の力のマスター、フェニックス、そして天使たち

Suddenly, Isabella Solomon's immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!

Isabella Solomon has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-KAMEN RIDER SOLOMON-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE KAMEN RIDER SOLOMON BROWN OMNIPOTENT FORCE COSMIC ELEMENTAL WARRIOR OMNI-FORCE PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE KAMEN RIDER SOLOMON BROWN OMNIPOTENT FORCE COSMIC ELEMENTAL WARRIOR OMNI-FORCE PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE KAMEN RIDER SOLOMON BROWN OMNIPOTENT FORCE COSMIC ELEMENTAL WARRIOR OMNI-FORCE PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!

We were really amazed by Isabella Solomon's Super Angel-Kamen Rider Solomon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Purgatori saw it, she fired a blast of darkness and hellfire to kill her, but Lincoln fired a powerful fire blast which destroyed Purgatori's darkness blast, and Isabella Solomon fired a massive barrage of orange energy, stars, elemental forces, planets, swords, books, phoenixes, and angels which hits Purgatori and she was knocked down, she got back up, but now, she was even angrier than ever.

Iris Solomon: Oh, no way, did Isabella just?!

Me: She did, Iris, she did.

Lincoln: That's so awesome, Isabella Solomon's transformed into her Super Angel-Kamen Rider Solomon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and now, the true fury of the universe is about to be unleashed.

Isabella Solomon: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Brown Universal Omni-Force Phoenix Firestorm Kamen Rider Solomon Omni-Force Phoenix Angel and Divine Brown Universal Omni-Force Phoenix Firestorm Kamen Rider Solomon Omni-Force Phoenix Angel Love) And right upon the head of Purgatori.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Isabella Solomon.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Your centuries-long reign of terror ends here and now, Purgatori, now we'll end our battle that began so long ago, and this time, we'll make sure you finally meet your end here and now!

Isabella Solomon and Lincoln went after Purgatori who continued firing darkness and hellfire blasts at them, but Lincoln kept absorbing them and it made him even stronger than ever, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, brown and orange energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Purgatori and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.

Then, they attacked her with their massive greatswords leaving scars on her, and Lincoln left many more with his gold claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Isabella Solomon also attacked her with some powerful punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they smashed her all over with their immense and extremely powerful superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts and this was driving Purgatori even more madder with rage.

Purgatori: YOU! YOU! I WILL KILL YOU ALL!

Purgatori charged right at them with uncontrollable rage in her heart, but then, Lincoln fired darkness blasts which hit Purgatori and he sucked out and absorbed her powers of Telekinesis, Levitation, Flight, Self-Regeneration, Teleportation, Superhuman Strength, Superhuman Speed, Possession, Immortality, Elementumkinesis, and Shapeshifting and made them his own, but he didn't stop there: then, his Sickle Hooks of Hinon unholstered themselves and carved open Purgatori's chest with his sickles, leaving her heart and lungs exposed and the hooks holstered themselves back onto his back.

Then, Lincoln transformed into a black jaguar and pounces on Purgatori and he ripped her throat open before tearing out their heart and crushed it in his jaws and devoured it as he changed back to normal and he also sucked in and absorbed all of Purgatori's blood. Then, once her spirit appeared, Lincoln and Isabella Solomon sent her straight to The Black Gates forever. We cheered wildly for what Isabella Solomon and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down and Isabella Solomon's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long brown wolf tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, and massive brown angel wings are permanent.

Isabella Solomon: Burn in The Black Gates forever, Devil's Whore! Thanks for helping me get rid of that vampire goddess forever, Lincoln.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Isabella.

Suddenly, Isabella Solomon wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Isabella Solomon's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, and Succubus flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces, the entire solar system, a massive phoenix of stars letting out a loud cry that echoed across the entire web of galaxies and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Isabella Solomon sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and they came back to us as the display vanished.

Me: I certainly have no words to describe what we just saw, but Lincoln, Isabella, that was truly an amazing fight! You both showed no mercy to Purgatori.

Nico: And you made that fallen angel vampire goddess pay for what she's done centuries ago. But, what we just saw, don't tell me that was...?

Kotal Kahn: Indeed it was, that was one of my attacks I use to finish my opponents. I must say, I am impressed.

Lincoln: Thank you, Kotal. However, this wasn't the first time I used one of the Fatalities.

Cetrion: That's correct, you used one of my Fatalities on Nolan Sorrento which means that like Mindy Chan, you also mastered the many fighting styles of those in the video game worlds.

Mindy Chan: I knew how to use the fighting styles and moves of the Street Fighter characters, but for Lincoln, I think he knows how to use the fighting styles and moves of the Mortal Kombat characters.

Lincoln: Along with many others, remember, I'm also one of the characters in the Super Smash Brothers universe.

Me: Haven't forgotten about that. So, Lincoln, who's the next Tailed Beast Avatar we're meeting tomorrow?

Kenzie Kurama: Ooh, I think I know who'll be perfect for tomorrow, and she's one awesome master of water who gave Pablo and Anderson quite a hard time: her name is Irina Isobu, Avatar of Isobu the Three-Tailed Turtle, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan, and she's the Avatar of Isobu the Three-Tailed Turtle and she's a powerful master of water, and she also knows how to use those four massive tails as powerful weapons such as using them to such as using them as whips to whip villains and even grab villains by the neck and toss them to the side or even use Frieza's torture attack on them. She's also a member of The Tailed Beast Avatar Guardian Angels of Lincoln Loud, and she and the others never show any mercy to those who dare to hurt Lincoln. She also really hates Pablo and Anderson with a blazing passion, because one day, Lincoln and Irina were having a fun time at Gus' Games and Grubs, but their date got ruined when Pablo and Anderson showed up to kill Lincoln and Irina, but Irina fired jets of water which hit those two buttfaces and they crashed into a tree. Then, Lincoln tied them up with energy ropes he fired from his angel wings, and they called the cops and told them everything that those two tried to do to him and Irina, but before the cops were about to take them away, Pablo and Anderson kicked two of the cops in their crotches and ran off. But, Lincoln fired a blast of water which knocked them down and out, and the cops grabbed them and took them away, and ever since then, Irina swore that if those two morons tried to kill Lincoln again, she would send them sinking into the waters of Lake Huron.

Nico: Whoa. Messing with the Avatar of Isobu, and you're going to get soaked. Hmm, you know what would be quite interesting, if you also knew a girl who's the Avatar of The Shinju, The Ten-Tailed Beast?

Kenzie Kurama and the other Avatars of The Tailed Beasts had their eyes wide opened.

Nico: What, is it something I said. (Realizes what he said) Oh shoot, don't tell me?

Lincoln: Yep, you're right about that, Nico, and we know just who you are talking about, I was saving it for after we met up with the Avatar of Shukaku, but you should know about this now.

Kenzie Kurama: That's right, her name is Sakura Shinju, Avatar of The Shinju, The Ten Tailed Beast, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's the most powerful and strongest of the ten Tailed Beasts and she's the Ultimate Avatar of The 10 Tailed Beast, The Shinju. Her power is equally powerful to all of us in our most powerful and her power is literally so strong that she can tear apart an entire planet from the outside and she can cause an entire planet to explode just by simply snapping her fingers!

We gasped.

Me: That's right, The Shinju was the most powerful and strongest of the Tailed Beasts.

Kenzie Kurama: Sakura's the most powerful master of the elements of The Tailed Beasts and she also knows how to use those ten massive and long tails as powerful weapons such as using them as whips to whip villains and even grab villains by the neck and toss them to the side or even use Frieza's torture attack on them. She's also a Guardian Angel who takes her job very seriously, and she vowed that if Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan killed Lincoln, she would leave Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lisa and Lola on the planet and destroy the entire planet and take them with it after sending everyone else to a safe ship for safety.

Our jaws dropped in shock!

CLANG!

Lincoln put our jaws back.

Me: OH SHIT!

Nico: THIS IS DEFINITELY ONE GUARDIAN ANGEL NO ONE WANTS TO PISS OFF!

Lincoln: That's right, she's serious in capital letters, anyone who messes with Sakura Shinju, they can say goodbye to their entire planet including their lives!

Lynn: We were so scared by her big time, if we ever angered her by killing Lincoln, she'll get every last person and animal to safety and blow up the Earth and take me, Lori, Lola, Lisa, and Luan with it.

Lori: We weren't going to toy with someone who can destroy an entire planet, but our Dark Sides had their uncontrollable thirst for blood.

Lola: And they still wanted Lincoln dead, but if they did that, it's lights out forever!

Lisa: So, we stayed far away from Sakura Shinju as possible.

Luan: And we dared not to even look at her funny nor even breath in her direction.

Eli: That's how scared you guys were of her?! Whoa.

Lincoln: If you thought my Guardian Angels were that intimidating to Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan, Sakura Shinju is basically the shadow of death looming over them.

Me: (GULP)

Tala: There! He better stay dead!

Killer Croc: For good this time!

Gator Ghoul: And now, Jumanji is free of threats.

Black Manta: For the most part, anyway.

Nico: Yeah.

BlackWarGreymon: We should doublecheck in the future just in case.

Me: Good idea. Can't be too sure.

Qin: Either way we have now seen the last of Van Pelt.

Fluttershy: Thank you guys. I'm sorry you had to see me fight like that.

Nico: No worries Fluttershy.

Me: But you were awesome.

Lola: I'll say!

Fluttershy: (Giggles)

Nico: Great job today everyone.

Qin: Yeah.

Laney: (To the viewers) You mess with animals of all kinds and you're going to get your butt kicked by Fluttershy.

Me: Yep.

We later went back home and enjoyed the rest of the day and went to sleep.

THE END


Another awesome chapter done.

This was for the movie Jumanji: Welcome to The Jungle. It was made in honor of Robin Williams.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.

For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Beautiful Gorgeous, Lipsyncher, Robot Sandy, Skarf, Krampus and Hurter Monkey As well as Rita's team consisting of Cana Alberona, Seer Dance, Refresh Dance, Reinhardt and Quake Dance and we're going to a planet made of Starburst Candy and it's going to be awesome and we're going to battle Bubble Bass and we're going to show that FAT TUB OF LARD SOME REALLY NASTY PAYBACK and Fluttershy is going to LAY DOWN THE LAW ON HIM! He's going to say some REALLY HORRIBLE THINGS TO US but we're going to make sure he pays for it. Also we're going to battle Another Wolf, Stingray, Monkshood, Anteater, Arijigoku, Mole, Flying Squirrel Demons (Kamen Rider BLACK), Lipsyncher and Beautiful Gorgeous. And we're going to meet a Skull Man gene-slammer named Sena Skull and she is a really potent skull crusher.

The match-up scene is for Michaela Storious, Embodiment of Kamen Rider Storious, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Demon King Demise, the overarching antagonist of The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword.

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Corneria, and we're going to take down Galeem, The Lord of Light and Dharkon, The Embodiment of Chaos and Darkness and send them to The Masters of Evil. And we're going to meet the next Avatar of The Tailed Beasts, her name is Irina Isobu, Avatar of Isobu the Three-Tailed Turtle, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan, and she's the Avatar of Isobu the Three-Tailed Turtle and she's a powerful master of water, and she also knows how to use those four massive tails as powerful weapons such as using them to such as using them as whips to whip villains and even grab villains by the neck and toss them to the side or even use Frieza's torture attack on them. She's also a member of The Tailed Beast Avatar Guardian Angels of Lincoln Loud, and she and the others never show any mercy to those who dare to hurt Lincoln. She also really hates Pablo and Anderson with a blazing passion, because one day, Lincoln and Irina were having a fun time at Gus' Games and Grubs, but their date got ruined when Pablo and Anderson showed up to kill Lincoln and Irina, but Irina fired jets of water which hit those two buttfaces and they crashed into a tree. Then, Lincoln tied them up with energy ropes he fired from his angel wings, and they called the cops and told them everything that those two tried to do to him and Irina, but before the cops were about to take them away, Pablo and Anderson kicked two of the cops in their crotches and ran off. But, Lincoln fired a blast of water which knocked them down and out, and the cops grabbed them and took them away, and ever since then, Irina swore that if those two morons tried to kill Lincoln again, she would send them sinking into the waters of Lake Huron.

Get ready for a scary saga as we go battle the Goosebumps monsters we faced before and we're going to tear them apart! Starting with the monsters from Lets Get Invisible. We're going to battle a mirror Nico and Mr. Pigeon and this will be good!

See you for part 1 of the saga