STAY OUT OF THE BASEMENT
Flying through the endless voids of space was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Devack, Professor Monkey-For-A-Head, Rezbit, The Fatheads, Universe 666 Nega-Chin and Red Claw, Screech and Thud as well as Dante's team with Jessie Bannon, Gabby Eunice, Kale, Caulifla And Gine. Including Nick Russel, Mal, Izuku, Jim Lake Jr, Nanette, Fancy Pants, Gali, and Yan Lin And we were heading to another awesome food planet.
Xenia: This will be fun and cool.
Lola: I'm ready for this!
Camie: Yeah! Me too!
Lana: I'm ready for some awesome action.
Camie: Yeah.
Dante: I'm ready for some fun.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: Dante, I want to thank you, Devack, and your teams for coming
Dante: No problem Nico. This is gonna be awesome.
Xenia: It sure will.
Jessie Bannon: I am excited for this.
Nico: Jessie, I think you met J.D. and the others in the very early days
Jessie Bannon: I sure did and it was a really awesome story.
Nico: Wow.
Me: You would be amazed. Me and Varie were with Lincoln, Clyde and Laney and we helping Lincoln.
I went over what happened in chapter 29 and it was awesome.
FLASHBACK
[Episode begins with the show Dream Boat playing.]
Narrator: "Will our captivating captain find her first mate, or will it be man overboard? Find out tonight as we set sail for love on...The Dream Boat."
[Shows Me, Varie, Ed, Double D, Eddy, Woody, Lincoln and his sisters watching, mouths open.]
Lori: [excited] "Eeeee! Karen should totes pick Bronson, he's...so gorge, I can't even..."
Luna: "No way, dude! What about Brock? He wrote her that sweet jam."
[Flashback to an episode where Karen is listening to Brock play the accordion.]
Edd: His talent with the accordion was neutral at best.
Varie: I play a good panflute.
Lucy: "I like Bram."
[Flashback to another episode; Bram comes out from behind a beach chair looking sneaky.]
Ed: Cool.
Lola: "Eww! He gives me the creeps!"
Lucy: "Exactly."
Me: I would pulverize that freak into next week because he looked like he would hurt Karen in any way, shape or form.
Laney: I like Barry. He made that beautiful painting for her.
[Flashback to another episode; Barry paints a picture of Karen in the beauty of the amber glow of an ocean sunset.]
Eddy: That painting was very beautiful. But not as beautiful as you Luan.
Luan: (Giggles) Oh Eddy. You know how to PAINT a picture of Love. [Laughs] Get it?
Eddy: [Laughs] Good one.
Me: [Laughs] Good one, Luan.
Leni: "I like Bryant!" [sniffs a rose] "He's so romantic..."
[Flashback to another episode; Karen is with Bryant on the ship's deck.]
Bryant: "Karen, I'll be your North Star." [sighs] "'Cause no matter where this journey takes you, I'll always be there to guide you home."
Lisa: "'North Star'? Ach, poppycock. Tree moss is a far more reliable means of navigation, given that it only grows on the north side of trees."
[The sisters grumble and toss their popcorn at her.]
Me: I agree with Lisa. The North Star Polaris hasn't always been extremely reliable over the centuries.
Varie: Plus. Bryant was making Karen feel a little uncomfortable.
Lily: I like Bruno. He caught a really big fish for her.
[Flashback to another episode; Bruno pulls in a huge Mahi Mahi as big as a car. Fast forwards to the two eating it]
Me: That was a really big fish, huh, Lily?
Lily: It sure was.
Lynn: "I like Blaine!" [Flashbacks to Blaine in another episode.] "I bet he can bench 300 pounds, maybe 320 with a spot!"
Me: Not to brag but that's nothing compared to what I'm capable of lifting.
Lincoln: "Blaine? But he wore flip flops to their first date! I mean, I can't even..."
[We all chatter]
Lori: "Lincoln, it's so much fun watching this show with you, you're like...literally one of the girls!"
Lincoln: [gasps in shock] "One of the girls?!"
[Flashback to Lincoln's time hanging with his sisters. First, he hangs out in the bathroom with Lori wearing their bathrobes.]
Lori: [applying mud to Lincoln's face.] "This mud mask is both cleansing and invigorating."
Lincoln: "Oh, my pores are tingling!"
[Now Lincoln is giving Lucy a manicure in her room while he has headlight over her painted nails.]
Lucy: "Thanks, Lincoln. I always mess up my right hand."
Lola: [suddenly in the room] "HEY! Someone put her funeral dress in the wash..." [shows her splattered dress] "...with all my pageant gowns!" [Growls and stomps over to Lucy, who pretends to die; she bonks her on the head.] "UGH! I can't rip you apart if you're already DEAD!"
[Now Lincoln is knitting something with Luna.]
Lincoln: "Back two over one."
Luna: "You got it, bro!" [tries on the headband she knitted.] "These accessories will make our outfits rockin'!
Lincoln: [having knitted fringes on the jacket he's wearing.] "Rocking!"
[Now Lincoln is working on a poncho Leni is wearing.]
Leni: "Lincoln, how's that hem coming?"
Lincoln: "Almost done!"
Leni: "Thanks! I can wear this poncho for all five seasons!"
[Lincoln rolls his eyes at this; end flashback.]
Lincoln: [to the viewers] "Yikes! Is spending all my time around girls turning me into one? Nah, I'm sure It'll turn out fine."
Me: Me too Lincoln.
Lynn Sr.: [wearing a pink apron and holding pink muffins.] "What did I miss? Did Blaine finally put on some loafers?"
Lincoln: "This show's lame. Let's watch guy stuff." [changes the channel]
Sisters: "HEY!"
Male TV Announcer: "A lifetime in the extreme wilderness has made Rip Hardcore as tough as a two-dollar steak."
Lincoln: "Now this is my kind of show."
Lori: [scoffs] "Since when?"
Me: Now you're speaking my language, Lincoln.
Laney: This is more my kind of show.
Lily: Mine too.
Lynn Sr.: "Oh no, turn it back! We're gonna miss the anchor ceremony!"
[The sisters minus Laney and Lily start fighting Lincoln over the remote.]
[The next day, Me, Varie, Lincoln, Laney, Lily and Clyde are walking into the woods with our backpacks.]
Clyde: "Let me get this straight. You think living with the girls has made you unmanly so we're spending a weekend in the extreme wilderness so we can turn into steaks?"
Me: Something like that, Clyde.
Lincoln: "Eh, close enough. Now are you ready to get extreme?"
Clyde: "You know it!"
Me: Yeah!
[Me, Lincoln and Clyde chest bump each other]
Laney: I don't know guys. This looks dangerous.
Lily: Come on Laney. Where's your sense of adventure?
[Lincoln starts to continue his descent into the woods.]
Clyde: "Wait! I promised my dads I'd stay in their sight line."
[Camera pans out to reveal Howard and Harold at a nearby B&B.]
Clyde: "It's supposed to be a really nice B&B."
Me: It is a nice Bed & Breakfast.
Lincoln: [facepalms] "Clyde! How are we supposed to toughen up with your dads watching over us?" [drags Clyde into the woods]
Clyde: "But they were willing to bring us some of their complementary welcome scones."
[Me, Varie, Lincoln, Laney, Lily and Clyde approach a wooded area by a stream.]
Lincoln: "Now this spot looks perfect.
Me: Oh yeah.
Clyde: [reads the sign] "But the sign says 'No Camping here! Extreme Danger!'"
Lincoln: "Exactly. Extreme! Our first order of business: securing shelter."
Varie: Right.
Clyde: [gets out a tent] "My dads used this tent on a safari last year. It has it own veranda."
Laney: Neat.
Lincoln: "Tough guys don't sleep on verandas, Clyde." [picks up some twigs] "They build their own shelter."
[The next scene, Lincoln and Clyde's shelter simply consists of the twigs propped up against a tree.]
Clyde: "What a beaut."
Lincoln: "All in a manly day's work.
Me, Varie, Laney and Lily make a fort out of trees and leaves
Lincoln: Now that is better.
Laney: Thanks guys. My plant powers sure are useful.
Lincoln: Now, how about we rustle up some grub."
Clyde: "Great." [picks up a picnic hamper] "My dad made my favorite: Swiss Chard Frittata."
Lincoln: "Forget the frittata, Clyde. Tough guys eat beans." [holds out a can of beans]
[Clyde has prepared a stove and is now putting on an apron.]
Clyde: "Were you thinking chili or more of a cassoulet?"
[Cut to Me, Varie, Laney, Lily, Clyde and Lincoln eating the beans raw but they're clearly not enjoying it.]
Lincoln: [feigning delight] "Mmm-mmm-mmm! Good stuff, right?"
Clyde: "Very...tasty."
I form a flame in my hands and cook the can over it and the beans boil.
Laney: Very clever J.D.
Lily: Using your fire powers for that is genius.
Me: Thanks guys.
I do the same thing with Lincoln and Clyde's beans and they ate them.
Lincoln: "Well, we're burning daylight here. Better get started on our campfire."
Clyde: "Way ahead of you." [gets out an artificial campfire] "This baby's got LED lights, sick flames and realistic crackling sounds."
[Clyde turns on the artificial campfire but Lincoln turns it off.]
Lincoln: "Clyde, tough guys make real fires."
Me: I got this. [I make a ring of rocks and Laney gathers some sticks and I light them on fire]
Clyde: Perfect J.D.
[Clyde makes a farting sound.]
Me: [Laughs] Clyde.
Clyde: "Sorry! Must have been the beans."
Lincoln: "No need to apologize, Clyde. Tough guys let it all out." [lets out a fart.]
Varie: [Laughs] Lincoln.
Clyde: "Well, in that case..."
[Lincoln and Clyde have so much fun belching and farting. I join them until a bird drops from the sky.]
[The scene changes to nighttime as me, Varie, Laney, Lily, Lincoln and Clyde are laying their sleeping bags on the ground.]
Clyde: [yawns] "All this extreme ruggedness has worn me out." [set up an inflatable mattress.] "What level of firmness do you want?"
Lincoln: "We don't need that. The ground will be our mattress."
Clyde: "Oh, so extra firm."
Me: This is how I sleep when I go camping.
[Lincoln and Clyde proceed to get into their sleeping bags, start shifting around in them and ultimately end up lying down on top of the inflatable bed inside them.]
Lincoln: "We're tough guys, not animals." [Clyde nods] "I'm really glad we did this, Clyde. Out here in the woods, away from all the girls. I'm starting to feel like a real man."
Clyde: "Me toot." [Proceeds to pass gas as he makes the pun and starts laughing.] "Oh, I think I just found a way to stay warm." [Passes gas one more time as Lincoln gives him a disapproving look and turns away from him.]
[Scene switches to morning.]
Lincoln: [Yawns] "Nothing like waking up in-"
Clyde: "WATER! We're in the water!" [Both of them scream.]
Me: We're on a raging river!
Laney: Oh no!
Lily: Holy mackerel!
Lincoln: "How did this happen?"
[Flashback to our bed being taken away by rising water levels, then back to Lincoln and Clyde's un-amused faces. We notice a waterfall up ahead and scream in terror.]
Varie: WATERFALL!
Lincoln and Clyde: "Paddle!"
[As we frantically try to paddle, some familiar debris flows down the river.]
Clyde: "Hey, isn't that our shelter?"
Lincoln: "It's making a dam!"
[We celebrate]
Lincoln: "We're saved, and all because we built our own shelter like the-"
[Inflatable bed blows up and sends Clyde into a thorn bush]
Me, Varie, Laney and Lily are flying.
Clyde: "Lincoln! Are you okay?"
Lincoln: "I'm fine, I landed on a really soft rock." [Moose gets up in anger.] "Not a rock, moose!"
Me: Moose are very territorial! RUN!
[We proceed to scream in panic and run away from the charging moose, climbing a tree for safety in the process.]
Lincoln: "Ha, nothing two tough guys like us can't handle. Right Clyde?" [Moose starts ramming the tree, sending us flying.] "Clyde, are you okay?"
Clyde: "I'm fine, I landed on a really soft rock." [Bees come out of the hive.] "Not a rock, a bee hive!"
Laney: RUN!
[We proceed to running away screaming from the bees as Lincoln and Clyde get stung.]
Lincoln: "This is still nothing tough guys like us can't handle. [They stop running] At least it's not raining." [Rain starts coming down] "Is that all you got!?"
[Mud slide drags us down the mountain as we continue screaming. We then start panting.]
Clyde: "Lincoln, I know this probably sounds lame to a tough guy like you but I'm hungry and wet and cold and I kinda wish I were with my dads at the BMV eating welcome scones."
Me: Yeah.
Laney: This is really tough.
Lily: I'm no toughie like Rip Hardcore.
Lincoln: [Sighs] "I was kidding myself, Clyde. I'm no tough guy. After all those years around all those women, it's too late for me. Now if you don't mind, I'm gonna lie down on this nice, soft rock." [Rock turns out to be a bear.] "Not a rock! Bear!"
[We scream as the bear roars.]
Lincoln: [Gets an idea] "Guys, quick, play dead!"
[We pretend to be dead as the bear checks for signs of life, then leaves when he thinks we're dead. We proceed to run away as soon as the bear leaves.]
Me: Lincoln, that was genius buddy!
Laney: Way to go big bro!
Lily: Thanks big brother!
Clyde: "Lincoln, that was amazing! How did you know to play dead?"
[Flashback to the Lucy and Lola moment.]
Lola: "I can't rip you apart if you're already dead."
[Back to the present; Me, Varie, Laney, Lily, Lincoln and Clyde panting.]
Me: That was a close one.
Lincoln: "It's something I learned from Lucy."
Me: That's our little Vampiress.
Varie: We owe you one, Lucy.
Laney: Thank you Lucy.
Lily: Even though she's not here.
Clyde: [shivering] "Does she know anything about keeping warm?"
Lincoln: "No, but Leni does."
[Flashback to the Leni and Lincoln moment.]
Leni: "I can wear this poncho for all 5 seasons. The key is the faux fur lining."
[Back to the present; we are wearing ponchos made out of leaves.]
Me: Ooh. This is really comfy.
Clyde: "Wow, it is so toasty."
Laney: Yeah. This is perfect for fall weather.
Lincoln: "The key is the birch bark lining. Now come on, Clyde, we're going home."
Clyde: [Looks around] "Which way?"
Lincoln: "Why it's just..." [Look around lost] "...this way!"
[We start running]
Lincoln: [looks at the moss] "Lisa said that moss only grows on the north side of trees."
Varie: So it is far more reliable than the North Star.
Lily: Lisa was right.
Clyde: "My dads are staying at the North Valley B&B. Follow that moss!" [As we take off running, we later stop in front of a hill.] "How do we get up there?"
Me: Boy that's a long way up.
[Flashback to the Luna and Lincoln moment.]
Luna: "You got it, bro! These accessories will make our outfits rocking!
Lincoln: "Rocking!"
Luna: "And if you braid the strands real tight, they're strong enough to use as ropes. Right, Chunk?"
Chunk: [pulling on a rope] "Right as rain, love." [Notices the Piano is too big for the window.] "We're gonna need a bigger window, though."
[Back to the present]
Lincoln: "Back two, over one." [Pulls rope to test it.] "That'll hold."
Me: Brilliant idea, Lincoln.
[We start climbing up]
Laney: These ropes are really strong.
Clyde: "This is great, Lincoln. What did you make this rope out of?"
[Lincoln realizes what the rope is made out of and scene switches to us next to a mud pit.]
Lincoln: "This should help the poison ivy."
Me: This is very soothing.
[Flashback to the Lori and Lincoln moment.]
Lincoln: [With mud on his face.] "Oooh, my pores are tingling."
Lori: "It also soothes sunburn, poison ivy, and mild to moderate acne."
As we were running, I hear someone screaming somewhere in the forest.
Me: Guys, wait!
We stop and I put my hand to my ear.
Lincoln: What is it?
?: HELP ME!
Laney: It sounds like someone's in trouble.
Varie: [Points to a clearing] It's coming from over there!
Me: HELLO?! ARE YOU OKAY?!
?: HURRY! I'M SINKING!
Me: [Gasp] COME ON! LETS GO!
Me, Varie, Lincoln, Clyde, Laney and Lily run to the clearing and we saw a girl waist deep in quicksand.
The girl was Jessie Bannon from "The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest"
Me: [Gasp] Jessie Bannon! Hang on! Stay calm. Don't move.
Jessie: Help me.
Me: Laney, form a vine rope. Quickly.
Laney formed a vine rope and I tied it into a lasso and I swung it around and threw it at Jessie. It landed by her.
Me: Tie that around your waist.
Jessie did so.
Me: Everyone grab on. Pull!
We all pull on the vine rope and we pull her to the land.
We pull her out safely.
Me: Are you alright?
Jessie: Yes. Thanks to all of you.
Lincoln: You're welcome.
Me: We should introduce ourselves. My name is James Knudson. But everyone calls me J.D.
Varie: My name is Varie, J.D.'s fiancé.
Lincoln: My name's Lincoln Loud and these are my sisters Laney and Lily.
Laney: Pleasure to meet you,
Lily: Same here.
Clyde: My name is Clyde McBride.
Jessie: It's a pleasure to meet you all.
Me: How did you wind up here in Michigan?
Jessie: I'm in Michigan? I'm supposed to be with my dad, Dr. Quest and my friends in Colombia.
Me: Dr. Benton Quest, the world famous inventor?
Jessie: That's him.
Varie: I've heard a lot about his scientific achievements.
Me: Me too.
Laney: What's that medallion you have there Jessie?
Jessie: Oh this? I found it on a dig in some ruins in Colombia.
Me: I recognize the symbol on it. It's Quetzalcoatl the Feathered Serpent in Mayan Mythology.
Jessie: Yes. 2 men were after it and they chased me and I lost them and I met you guys.
Me: We're just lucky we heard you call out.
Jessie: Yes. I owe you all my life.
Me: A life is never owed when saved out of friendship.
Jessie: Thank you all. Laney, how did you form that vine rope?
Laney: Oh, I have plant powers because of a special circumstance.
Clyde: Laney got her powers from the Diamond of Gaia.
Me: It's a special mystical diamond that can bestow plant powers, the ability to talk to animals and flight to a person who is pure of heart.
Jessie: Wow. That's amazing.
Me: I don't know how you got here, but we got to find out and call Dr. Quest. But first we got to get out of this forest. Lets go.
[Me, Varie, Laney, Lily, Jessie and the boys come across a rock they can't move.]
Clyde: "How are we gonna move this bad boy?"
[Lincoln starts thinking of a solution.]
[Flashback to a Lynn and Lincoln moment, as the latter struggles to move a trash can and makes struggling noises as Lynn comes into the scene.]
Lynn: "Step aside, I got this." [spits on her hands and rubs them together, proceeding to grab the trash can.] "You gotta lift with your legs, not your back. you see?" [Throws the trash can out and hits her dad in the process.]
Lynn Sr.: "OW!"
[Flashback to the present as Lincoln and Clyde move the rock out of the way.]
Me: Lift with your legs. Never your back.
We keep running and we come across a log going across a cliff and Me, Varie, Laney and Lily fly over to the other side of the cliff.
Clyde: [Comes across a log over a cliff and tries to cross it.] "Whoa!" [Loses his balance and hugs the log to prevent himself from falling off while Lincoln tries to think of another plan.]
[Flashback to Lola and Lincoln moment as the former practices her catwalk as she curtsies her dress in her high heels while having three books on her head.]
Lincoln: "How do you balance in those?"
Lola: "Eyes forward! Chin up! Tushie clenched!" [Grunts after showing a balance method.]
[Back to present where the boys are walking across the log safely.]
Clyde: "Good tip, Lincoln. It really works!" [As he walks along the log smiling and waving.]
Jessie runs across the log with very little problems
Me: You're fast Jessie.
Jessie: I know.
Lincoln: "I don't think you have to do the wave, Clyde."
[Clyde shrugs, air kisses and takes off behind Lincoln. We run through the woods until they arrive safely at the B&B.]
Me: We made it.
Lincoln: "Clyde, we did it! We made it back!" [falls to the grass and sighs in relief.]
Laney: Thank goodness.
Clyde: "I'm pooped. I'm just gonna sit down, and wait for my dads on this nice soft rock."
[Lincoln and Clyde remember their experiences with "soft rocks" and panic as Clyde jumps into Lincoln's arms as they realize...]
Clyde: "Oh, this one's really just a rock."
Me: [to Jessie] We had some run ins with a moose, a beehive and a bear and we thought they were rocks.
Jessie: That's rough. How did you guys know what to do?
Varie: We had to retrace our steps and overcome the obstacles with the help of everything Lincoln learned from his sisters.
Jessie: Good thinking.
Me, Varie, Lincoln, Laney, Lily and Jessie were over in Lisa's room and we explained what went down
Lisa: It was a portal from another dimension that teleported you here, Jessie.
Jessie: I'm in another dimension?
Lisa: Exactly.
Me: A Transdimensional Portal took her here?
Lisa: Precisely. Jessie was teleported here from another dimension through a Transdimensional Portal from Colombia in her dimension to ours.
Lincoln: That is very strange.
Me: I've read a lot about parallel universes, dimensions beyond all of time and space and all that.
Varie: How are we gonna get her back to her own dimension?
Lisa: That's the problem. It could be any one of them. There's an infinite number of dimensions across the fabric of time and space and she could've come from any one of them.
Me: That's like trying to find a needle in a haystack. A haystack that's as big as an infinite number of Universe's put together.
Lisa: Precisely.
Lily: That is really complex for me.
Laney: So Jessie is gonna be stuck here?
Lisa: Unfortuneately yes.
Jessie: [Voice breaking] I'll never see my family again.
She starts crying and Lincoln comforts her.
Lincoln: It's not the end of the world Jessie. You already have friends here in this dimension.
Me: Yeah.
Varie: We're your friends and we will do everything we can in our power to help you.
Jessie: [Calms Down] You will?
Lily: Sure.
Laney: That's what friends do.
Me: We will be there to help.
Laney takes Jessie's hands.
Laney: We will never give up on you and we will help you in any way we can.
Jessie: Thank you all. Thank you.
[Scene changes to the Loud House at night.]
Jessie was taken in by the Loud Family.
Lincoln: [Working on muffins; to the viewers] "I thought spending so much time around my sisters was a problem, when actually it's just the opposite. If it wasn't for them we'd probably be moose meal by now." [Walking in the living room towards me, Varie, Woody, Ed, Double D, Eddy, Jessie and his sisters.] "And now that I don't have to worry about what's manly or girly or any of that junk I can go back to enjoying this." [offers muffins to his sisters and dad, me, Varie, Jessie, Woody, Ed, Double D and Eddy.] "Who wants strawberry muffins?"
[Me, Varie, Woody, Jessie, Ed, Double D, Eddy, Loud Sisters and their dad all say "I do" multiple times as we completely clean up the tray. They proceed to start eating the muffins as Lincoln sits in between them to watch Dream Boat, he embraces Leni's legs, Lola hugs him and his dad rubs his hair.]
Me: You make really good muffins, Buddy.
Varie: Delicious.
Woody: Mmm. You make delicious muffins, pal.
Ed: Yum!
Edd: I concur. These muffins are sure tasty.
Eddy: These are delicious, Lincoln.
Jessie: Very tasty.
Lincoln: "Thanks guys. Oh Blaine, please tell me you're not wearing clogs."
Woody does his trademark laugh.
When I was done it was amazing.
Nico: WHOA! That is awesome!
Jessie Bannon: Yeah J.D., Varie, Lincoln, Clyde and Laney were very brave saving me.
Me: Yep. And also when we were on our Worldwide Adventure in Colombia we found out how Jessie got there. It was a portal from about a year to 2 years into the future.
Nico: That is crazy! But that is cool!
Jessie Bannon: That sure was cool.
Nico: It's amazing how much things change in all these years
Me: I know.
Jessie Bannon: That is true and meeting J.D. and friends was one of the most amazing adventures and journeys ever for me.
Lola: Yeah.
Me: Yep. Boy yesterday was awesome and battling those Robot Mantis' was awesome but I did not expect them to be controlled by Leatherface.
Nico: Me neither!
Lola: He was as ugly as ever!
May: I wasn't expecting Leatherface myself.
Nico: No kidding.
Eli: Me neither. That was crazy.
Qin: Yeah. But we have now seen the last of the terror of Leatherface.
Xenia: But Slappy hiring him was a big time terrible mistake.
May: Why's that?
Nico: It's highly likely that Slappy not only hired him to kill us but also when he got the job done, Leatherface was going to turn on Slappy and turn him into sawdust.
May: I see.
Me: That was a hunch. But either way it would have happened.
Nico: And Nanette, Lana, Fancy Pants, Lisa, Gali, and Yan Lin did good.
Lana: I'll say!
Fancy Pants: That was so fun chaps.
Me: It sure was.
Maria: I'll say! We're here guys.
We arrived at the planet and it was a golden yellow forest mountain planet.
Nico: This looks like a desert planet from up here.
Xenia: Yeah.
We went down to the planet and we landed and we saw that it was a NACHO CHEESE SWAMP PLANET!
Me: WHOA!
I put some on my finger and tasted it and it was Nacho Cheese!
Me: It's a Nacho Cheese Swamp Planet!
Qin: WHOA!
Nico: I want some!
Me: Anyone got any chips?
Lincoln pulled out a bag of Nacho Chips.
Me: Perfect!
We got some chips and dipped them and ate them.
Me: Mmm! (Eating) Crispy and cheesy.
Nico: (Eating) Mmm! Spicy and delicious.
Maria ate some
CRUNCH!
Maria: (Eating) Mmm! Boy this is amazing!
Me: Hey Nico what do you call a cheese that isn't yours?
Nico: I don't know. What?
Me: NACHO CHEESE!
We laughed!
Juran: I don't get it
Nico: You know. Not Your Cheese, Nacho Cheese.
Juran: OH I get it now! (LAUGHS) Funny!
Eddy: (LAUGHS) That was a good one!
Fu: (LAUGHS) That was funny.
Lola: Yeah.
Me: (Eating)
Crunch!
Me: Mmm! Boy this would be a perfect place to have an awesome nacho party.
Nico: It sure would.
May ate some more.
CRUNCH!
May: (Eating) Mmm! Boy this is awesome nacho cheese here.
Lola: It sure is!
Nico ate some more.
Nico: (Eating) Boy I love nacho cheese.
Me: Me too.
Eli: So awesome and good.
Laney: I'll say!
Lincoln: Okay, guys, we've got ourselves a huge emergency: I just got word from King Kai that another Evil Sasuke is here on this nacho cheese swamp planet, and he's literally out for blood.
We gasped!
Me: (FLARES UP RAINBOW PHOENIX FORCE AURA) WHAT?! THAT GODDAMN FUCKING ASSHOLE, HE JUST DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHEN TO FUCKING QUIT?!
Nico: I know, right? That asshole and the others like him literally have a fucking death wish when it comes to trying to kill us!
Eli: He's absolutely insane!
Lincoln: And it gets worse: Slappy's the one who sent him after us.
Nico: (GROWLS) HE...WHAT?! (HAIR TURNS LITERALLY INTO A RAGING DARK BLUE INFERNO)
Me: OH! NOW, HE'S DONE IT!
Lincoln: We've had just about enough of that damn asshole to last an eternity. Plus, there's also a reason why Mikoto's joined us: she's going to transform and help us destroy that heartless slimeball.
Mikoto Uchiha: That's right. I brought him into this world, and now, it's time for me to take him out once and for all.
Nico: Whoa.
Lincoln: And she's going to use her own version of your Evil Sasuke Rant to drive that slimeball mad.
Me: Now, this I got to see.
Lincoln: (Sensed for Evil Sasuke) AHA! Gotcha! I just spotted that heartless slimeball, he's 30 yards away and he's closing fast on J.D. in a fit of deranged homicidal fury. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) And hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.
Nico: That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!
Suddenly, we saw a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive and came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.
Lincoln: I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!
Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now weak and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on Evil Sasuke.
Nico: He shouldn't be far behind.
?: YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUR!
Lincoln: Yeah, screw you too, you bastard!
We then saw our target, Evil Sasuke, and he was still hellbent on revenge on me. He formed and fired a massive fireball at us, but Lincoln saved us by forming a massive and indestructible diamond barrier with absorption energy surrounding it, and when the massive fireball hit the barrier, it didn't make any dent as it was absorbed into us and we suddenly gained a massive power boost and the barrier stood strong. That got him super angry and he fired more fireball blasts at it, but all the blasts got absorbed into us and we continued getting stronger, then, he tried hitting it with his fists, but that didn't work, but it did get his fists bloody and bones broken. EVIL SASUKE WAS NOW LITERALLY OUT OF HIS MIND AS HE CONTINUED ATTACKING THE BARRIER WITH NO SUCCESS AT ALL!
Nico: What an asshole!
Lincoln: Once a dishonorable piece of trash always a dishonorable piece of trash.
Lincoln fired a diamond ball which hits Evil Sasuke in his face and forced him back, Lincoln took down the barrier and we stood ready to face Evil Sasuke, who was now out of his mind and still dead set on killing me.
Evil Sasuke: YOU GODDAMN ASSHOLE! I'LL KILL YOU!
Evil Sasuke ran at me to kill me again, but Lincoln grabbed him by the neck with his tail and threw him back into a tree.
Lincoln: You try and lay one more hand on J.D., and I'll tear your heart right out of your chest and make you eat it! We're already pissed off with that stupid dummy, Slappy, for sending you after us along with the next Goosebumps monster we're going after.
Mikoto Uchiha: Which is why we're going to shred the Plant Clone later on today, and when the time arrives, we'll burn that living dummy, and I've had enough of you to last an eternity, you bastard.
Me: Me too!
Laney: Same here!
Nico: Bring it, asshole!
Suddenly, Mikoto Uchiha's black eyes turned neon dark purple and she was surrounded by a purple energy aura with stars, fire, flames, Fire Chakra, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive greatsword from her back, and as she approached Evil Sasuke, she left purple energy, stars, fire, flames, Fire Chakra, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Mikoto Uchiha: I've had enough of the likes of you last an eternity, you vile unforgivable monster. I may have brought you into this world, but now, I am going to take you out of this world forever. That monster, Fugaku, made you into what he is, and for that, I will make sure that every single trace of Fugaku's hatred is wiped clean from the universe forever.
Suddenly, Mikoto Uchiha was surrounded by a massive vortex of purple and dark blue energy with stars, fire, flames, and Fire Chakra surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a brown phoenix with red eyes glaring at Evil Sasuke: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Mikoto Uchiha emerged, but she was changed forever.
(OUR SOLUMN HOUR BY WITHIN TEMPTATION PLAYS)
Mikoto Uchiha grew to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large purple orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has purple highlights in the bangs of her long black hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner, she has neon dark purple eyes and a purple and dark blue energy aura with stars, fire, flames, Fire Chakra, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has a phoenix emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with dark purple iris, she has on phoenix earrings with purple gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its talons, she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with purple gems on the gold flame links and purple crystal links and purple phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of The Element of Harmony is a phoenix with purple gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its talons and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck. Mikoto Uchiha has on a simple dark purple blouse with dark purple skirt, blue shinobi sandals, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, fire, flames, Fire Chakra, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix surrounded by flames. Suddenly, Mikoto Uchiha felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive black angel wings with purple tips on the black feathers grew and sprouted out of her back, she has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Mikoto Uchiha's massive greatsword and all of the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of purple energy, stars, fire, flames, Fire Chakra, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Mikoto Uchiha's Hidden Leaf Inferno Firestorm Master Phoenix Greatsword of Hidden Leaf Inferno Firestorm Master Phoenix Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded dark blue gems and the symbol of The Hidden Leaf etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged purple blade, large gold phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt with large purple gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold phoenix heads with dark blue gems for eyes and a phoenix head with dark blue gems for eyes and large purple gem in its mouth on the bottom of the heads for the pommel, Mikoto Uchiha has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left gold Bracer, her Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with purple gems for eyes and large purple gem in its beak for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a purple kanji below the phoenix that said, "Mikoto Uchiha, Kunoichi of The Hidden Leaf, Destroyer of The Hidden Leaf's Many Dangerous Enemies, Ex-Wife and Destroyer of Fugaku Uchiha and The Evil Uchiha, Loving Mother of Itachi and Sasuke Uchiha, Destroyer of Evil Sasuke, Dear Friend of Kushina Uzumaki, Archenemy of Big Burpa, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Fire, Phoenixes, and Angels"
うちはミコト、木ノ葉隠れのくノ一、木ノ葉隠れの多くの危険な敵の破壊者、うちはフガクと邪悪なうちはの元妻で破壊者、イタチとうちはサスケの愛する母、悪のサスケの破壊者、うずまきクシナの親愛なる友人、ビッグ・バーパの大敵、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情と要素の力のマスター、怒りのマスター天のゼルナガ、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者とスレイヤー、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして火、フェニックス、天使のマスター
Suddenly, Mikoto Uchiha's immense blue protective aura transformed into an immense protective rainbow aura with elements swirling around it, she'd transformed into her ultimate transformation.
Mikoto Uchiha has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-HIDDEN LEAF KUNOICHI-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA HIDDEN LEAF FIRESTORM INFERNO MASTER PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC HIDDEN LEAF FIRESTORM INFERNO MASTER PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC HIDDEN LEAF FIRESTORM INFERNO MASTER PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Mikoto Uchiha's Super Angel-Hidden Leaf Kunoichi-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Evil Sasuke saw it, he went absolutely berserk and fired more blasts of fire at her to incinerate her, but Mikoto absorbed the fire blasts and it made her stronger than ever, and Mikoto fired a massive barrage of purple energy, stars, fire, flames, Fire Chakra, phoenixes, and angels which hit Evil Sasuke and sent him flying into a tree of tortilla chips Lincoln made, Evil Sasuke got back up, but boy was he pissed off beyond imagination now.
Just then, Sasuke, Itachi, Sarada, Kyasarin, Satsuki, and the other good Uchiha have arrived.
Sasuke: (Amazed) Mother...? You've transformed?!
Mikoto Uchiha: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Hidden Leaf Cosmic Flaming Firestorm Inferno Master Phoenix Angel and Divine Hidden Leaf Cosmic Flaming Firestorm Inferno Master Phoenix Angel Love) Yes, I have, son, and you've brought the rest of our family here.
Me: Awesome.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Mikoto, Sasuke, Itachi, Sarada, Kyasarin, Satsuki, and the other good Uchiha, and the rest of us unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed and joined in.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) I don't know what that dummy was thinking when he brought you back to kill us, but this'll piss him off even more as we rip you limb from limb.
Evil Sasuke: YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUR!
Mikoto Uchiha: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Hidden Leaf Cosmic Flaming Firestorm Inferno Master Phoenix Angel and Divine Hidden Leaf Cosmic Flaming Firestorm Inferno Master Phoenix Angel Love) Hmm, yes and a so-called "Motherfucking Cur" was the only kind of person you can handle. I remember that your father said that very same thing to J.D. in 150,000 years just as he was killing the evil Uchiha for their crimes and snuffing out the very darkness that they used to destroy so many lives. When he made his speech about how you were going to kill all of the Hidden Leaf in the name of Madara Uchiha, all they did was seal their fate. Your father poisoned his own son with his own vile hatred and turned you into a miniature version of him, he poisoned your mind with so much of his hatred over everything that you became a totally lost cause. He made you into a irredeemably evil, homicidal, and completely mentally unstable psychopath and you did not show any value towards friendship or comradery. You just wanted everything handed to you on a silver platter just like your wretched father and all your clan did, you cheated in everything, even though Ninjas cheat, education is the one thing we NEVER cheat at. Isn't that right, and they say that your father was leading the Uchiha to greatness. But, it turns out you're just another lost soul of the run-of-the-mill ninja and you know it. You're not even in the same league in the kind of power that I possess, I can destroy the entire universe in the mere blink of a cosmic eye. In fact, next to my kind of power and the power that you have, you are nothing compared to me and you and the other evil Uchiha were nothing but a bunch of pathetic ants compared to it. The way you covet all that power, the way you and the other evil Uchiha did all the deeds in the name of the devil known as Madara Uchiha, a monster and planet destroyer. It's downright fucking disgusting. As one of the most powerful fighters and warriors and champions in the universe, all I see when I look at you is a completely fucked up miserable fuckweed and heartless motherfucking psychotic wretch, and on top of that, I fucking hate your style above all others you ruthless fuckkicker! What is it that you are hoping to accomplish? Stealing all the Jutsu in the world just to expand your Jutsu arsenal and repertoire, committing crimes all over the planet just to satisfy the devil Madara Uchiha, murdering innocent people, stealing Jutsu, pursuing petty and worthless desires like revenge and above all betraying the very village your clan founded. You Evil Uchiha Motherfuckers don't give a flying fuck about anyone but your pathetic goddamn motherfucking selves and that is why J.D. killed them all including your father. The Evil Uchiha are nothing more than heartless monsters that murder, lie, steal, betray and are completely powerhungry just like you and that's why he killed them all. YOU FUCKING DISGUST ME, YOU GODDAMN BASTARD!
We cheered extremely loud for what Mikoto said.
Me: ALRIGHT! WAY TO GO, MIKOTO!
Nico: THAT WAS A MAJOR KICK IN EVIL SASUKE'S GROIN!
Itachi: And it's about to get a lot worse.
Sasuke: I call dibs on gouging his eyes out, and if he tries to say those words, Lincoln, please rip his tongue out again.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Gladly.
I then went SUPER ANGEL EBONWU UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ELEMENTAL WOLF MOON PHOENIX!
Me: (DIVINE ECHOING GODLY VOICE) Now the fun starts.
(FORSAKEN BY WITHIN TEMPTATION PLAYS)
Evil Sasuke Roared in an incredible amount of rage and fury and he went into his LEVEL 2 Curse Mark Form and he went at me and punched and kicked and brutally fought me all over and tried to smash my head in with indiscriminate fury and he was really determined to make sure that he kills me. I blocked all his punches and kicks and he jumped back and threw numerous kunai and I deflected them all and fired a powerful blast of fire and it hit him in his arm and burned him bad! He was screaming in pain and then he was screaming in agony. But then his screams of pain quickly turned into maniacal and insane laughter. He was laughing like an insane and totally fucked up monster that was fucked up to the core six ways till Sunday and he went at me again and I kicked him in the face and knocked him down and he got up and went at me again and I dodged him and fired a blast of lightning and it hit him in the crotch and electrocuted him all over. He went at me some more and I dodged his strike and kicked him in the back and sent him smashing into a rock and he got up and fired massive blasts of lightning at me and I deflected them back with my sword and he got electrocuted all over and I punched him in the face and he went at me some more and I was making him madder and madder and madder and he was only making me stronger with all his hatred and more. I then punched him in the face and he went at me and I dodged him again and dodged him again and then I kicked him in the back again and sent him crashing into a rock and he got up and went at me some more and fired massive blasts of fire at me and I fired waves of massive fire blasts at him and the blasts collided and exploded with incredible power!
Massive fiery explosions were blasting off all over the place.
I fired elemental blasts at Evil Sasuke and he was firing blasts at me and massive fiery explosions were going off all over and turning the area into a raging inferno.
Nicole: YEAH! GET HIM DAD!
The Entire area around us was turning into a war zone! Evil Sasuke then fired a massive fireball.
Me: KAAAAAAAAA! MEEEEEEEEEEE! HAAAAAAAAAAAA! MEEEEEEEEEEE! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I fired a massive rainbow Fire Kamehameha Wave and it went through the fireball and destroyed it and it slammed into the Evil Sasuke and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Massive fiery explosions blasted off all over the place with incredible and indiscriminate fury! Turning the entire area into a fiery warzone!
Twilight Sparkle and Lincoln went at Evil Sasuke and blasted and smashed him all over!
Lincoln, Mikoto, Itachi, Sasuke, Satsuki, Sarada, Kyasarin, and the other good Uchiha went after Evil Sasuke who continued firing powerful blasts of fire at them, but they absorbed them and it made them stronger than ever,, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Golems, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Elemental Phoenixes, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Evil Sasuke and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more with his gold-armored claws and firing energy slashes from his gold-armored claws and he, Mikoto, Itachi, Sasuke, Satsuki, Sarada, Kyasarin, and the other good Uchiha attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving Evil Sasuke insane and straight to the brink of insanity.
Twilight Sparkle kicked him in the face and punched him into a wall!
He got up and was really pissed!
Evil Sasuke: I AM AN UCHIHA ELITE! THIS IS NOT HAPPENING!
Misty Brightdawn: You're an elite of nothing!
Misty teleported and kicked Evil Sasuke in his stomach and bashed him in his face and kicked him in his neck, chest and head!
I then went at Evil Sasuke with extreme force and punched him all over the place with extreme savagery!
Lincoln blasted Evil Sasuke all over with energy blasts and lightning and I kicked him in his face and headbutt him and then punched him in his stomach hard and kneed him in the neck!
Misty Brightdawn, Twilight Sparkle, me, Lincoln and Mikoro kicked Evil Sasuke in his face and teleported and punched him in his back and teleported and punched him in his face and kicked him in his eyes and I kneed him in his mouth and knocked out some of his teeth!
Evil Sasuke was smashed into the ground with incredible force and I kicked him in the stomach with incredible power and he belched up a huge amount of blood and then I grabbed him by his shirt and threw him into the air and flew after him and kicked him in the face and knocked out some of his teeth and he jumped away and fired waves of fire and I fired waves of lightning and they overtook his fire and the blasts of lightning hit him all over and electrocuted him and then I fired a wave of wind and entrapped him in a tornado and then I fired a wave of fire and burned him all over in the tornado as it was turned into a fire tornado. When the tornado faded he jumped out and fired more fire blasts and me and I fired waves of crystal at him and they hit him and cut him all over the place and then I fired waves of wood at him and smashed him all over the place with incredible force and smashed him all over. He ran at me with a Chidori and I teleported and fired waves of lava and burned his hands and he screamed in pain as he was burned all over and then I kicked him in the face and smashed him into a cheese rock! Then he popped out of the rubble and threw the rock at me and I smashed it with incredible brute strength and smashed him with waves of rocks and pebbles and smashed him all over the place! I then fired waves of darkness and electrocuted and burned him all over.
Evil Sasuke got up and he was more enraged than ever before!
HE WAS PISSED!
I teleported and punched Evil Sasuke hard in his face and knocked him down! Evil Sasuke tried to do the same ferocious moves that Trakeena did on me but I expected this and dodged them all and I kicked him in his face and leg swept him and kicked him in his back and I kneed him in his face and punched him all over. I fired a massive energy blast and it hit Evil Sasuke and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
Misty Brightdawn blasted Evil Sasuke all over with incredible force and energy blasts.
It was getting intense!
Me: You are just as pathetic as ever Sasuke!
POW!
I smashed Evil Sasuke in his face and sent him crashing into a huge building wall and it crashed onto him!
Me: SUPER KAIO KEN!
I flared up a massive red aura and flew at him and punched him in the stomach with devastating force and then a massive amount of blood belched out of him!
Xenia: Nice one!
Maxxine punched him as he exploded out of the rubble! Lincoln kicked him into the air and I punched him right in his stomach with devastating force and he belched up a massive amount of blood!
Me: You make me fucking sick Sasuke. You only care about spreading hatred and evil and making people miserable and you don't care who lives and who dies. You just only want nothing more than to see people suffer and only care about nothing but yourself! You would rather see people die! And another thing, I SHOW ABSOLUTELY NO REMORSE for killing your entire clan!
KROW!
I punched Evil Sasuke in his stomach and kicked him in his face
I threw him and Misty Brightdawn teleported and kneed Evil Sasuke in the face and sent him flying into the sky and I teleported and punched and kicked him all over with ballistic fury! Lincoln then teleported and then punched him and sent him crashing into the ground!
KRASMASH!
Nico: YEAH!
Maria fired water.
She drenched Evil Sasuke from Head to Toe in water!
May fired waves of ice and Eli fired Force Lightning and the blasts hit Evil Sasuke all over!
Me: YEAH! NICE ONE!
Nico: TAKE THAT, YOU FUCKER!
Evil Sasuke went ballistic and formed a Chidori in his left arm and ran at Mikoto to impale her, but Lincoln formed a Lava Rasenshuriken and fired it, and it melted his left arm off.
Nick Russel: Magical Source, Mystic Force!
Hitoshi reaches for his obscured belt, and pulls from it a strange mobile phone like object, that, when opened is revealed to be a strange tuning fork with a snarling face. Hitoshi then strikes the tuning fork against his boot sole, lifting it to his forehead, revealing the same snarling face called upon by the soundwaves.
Hitoshi: (Under his breath) Hibiki.
Nick transformed and was ready and Hitoshi transformed too.
They went and blasted Evil Sasuke with fire and sound and bashed and blasted him.
Sasuke: As I've said before, you're nothing more than a disgrace to our family, now go to Hell and stay there.
Sasuke kicked him hard in the stomach and sent him flying into the air.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Never come after J.D. ever again, you piece of shit. DARK STYLE NINJA ART: SUICIDE FRUIT RASENSHURIKEN!
Lincoln formed a massive pitch black Rasenshuriken with blood red core and he fired it at Evil Sasuke and it exploded with incredible power as it slammed into him, and when it exploded, it unleashed a super-powerful bloodcurdling scream that literally sent chills down our spines!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Nico: THAT STILL GIVES US NIGHTMARES WHEN THAT BLOODCURDLING SCREAM IS HEARD!
The explosion blasted him down with intense force and smashed hi into a rock.
He got up and he was REALLY MAD!
Evill Sasuke: YOU MOTHERFUCKING CURS! YOU HORRIBLE WRETCHED CHILDREN! HOW DARE YOU!? HOW DARE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU!?
HE ROARED IN EXPLOSIVE FURY AND BULKED HIMSELF UP TO ULTIMATE MAXIMUM POWER IN AN EXPLOSION OF INCREDIBLY POWERFUL RAGE AND INSANE ANGER!
He went at me and roared with incredibly powerful fury and I dodged all his strikes with ease. BIG MISTAKE! Evil Sasuke was too big and bulky to catch me. His size was slowing him down.
I teleported and kicked him square in the face and busted his nose and blood was pouring out of him. I then smashed my foot RIGHT INTO EVIL SASUKE'S STOMACH WITH DEVASTATING FORCE!
Then he looked like he was going to throw up and he got down and was really sick.
Evil Sasuke: What the fuck have you done to me!?
He then inflated and looked like he was ready to hurl his guts out.
Fu: Oh man! Look!
Nico: Something is happening to the Evil Sasuke!
Lola: Yeah! He's sick!
Eli: His life force is getting really weak. I sense something coming!
But then he really puffed up and then…
EXPLOSIVE VOMIT STORM!
I smirked!
He threw up a huge object and it crashed onto the ground with a massive splat!
Nico: WHAT THE FUCK!?
May: What is that!?
Fu: OH YUCK!
We saw that it was a girl with purple hair and she had purple clothes and had purple angel wings and they were burning with intense purple fire and she had a powerful energy signal. And she had a necklace and it was in the same shape as Opaline's cutie mark!
Twilight Sparkle then had a memory relapse and she suddenly remembered who it was!
Twilight Sparkle: Oh man! That's Opaline's sister Amethyst Arcana! She's Opaline's twin sister.
We gasped!
Twilight Sparkle: She's Opaline's polar opposite and she is a human.
Nico: Whoa! That is freaky.
Twilight Sparkle: I'll explain later.
She went and brought her over.
Evil Sasuke was still throwing up and then SCREAMED IN PAIN and then we saw that he also threw up his ENTIRE CHAKRA NETWORK TOO!
Fu: THAT'S HIS!…
Nicole: His entire Chakra Network too!?
Nico: He's dead meat.
He then turned into an OLD MAN and he looked like he was over 500 years old! He aged rapidly with incredible speed!
Nico: WHOA! Evil Sasuke aged really fast!
Eli: Yes! Big bro has won! Evil Sasuke was no match for him!
Camie: Way to go J.D.!
He looked at me with incredible fury!
Evil Sasuke: J.D. KNUDSON! (ENRAGED SCREAM) YOU MOTHERFUCKING LITTLE INSECT YOU MADE A FUCKING FOOL OF ME!
He went at me and I jumped and dodged him and he punched the ground and he ended up breaking all his fingers and his hand!
Qin: Without his Chakra network he is now completely and utterly powerless!
Nico: Let's finish him off!
He punched at me and I dodged all his punches like they were no problem and then I teleported and kneed him in the face and knocked him down.
Nico: THAT'S THE WAY!
Evil Sasuke: (ENRAGED SCREAM) HOW?! WHY?! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?! THAT POWER SHOULD BE...!
But, before he could finish, Lincoln grabbed Evil Sasuke's tongue with his left hand, and then, with one yank...!
RIP!
Lincoln ripped out Evil Sasuke's tongue and he screamed as tons of blood gushed out like a geyser, and Sasuke then gouged Evil Sasuke's eye's out and he screamed even more in agonizing pain.
Nico: Mikoto! Finish him off!
Me: He's all yours Mikoto!
Mikoto: Thanks. INFERNO STYLE NINJA ART: FLAME FURY RASENGUN!
She formed a finger gun and fired a powerful Rasengun blast made of black flames and it hit Evil Sasuke and he was obliterated in an instant in an incredibly powerful fiery massive explosion!
EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND UNBELIEVABLY POWERFUL FIERY EXPLOSION!
Then, as soon as Evil Sasuke's spirit appeared, Lincoln fired a blast of black fire at him and the blast of black fire exploded and he screamed with pure insane rage as he was then sent to The Black Gates forever! GOOD RIDDANCE! We cheered wildly as Lincoln, Mikoto, Itachi, Sasuke, Satsuki, Sarada, Kyasarin, and the other good Uchiha holstered their massive greatswords and powered down, and Mikoto Uchiha's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, gold halo, and massive black angel wings are permanent.
Eli: (Shivers with Fright) So..., it's true?! Lincoln knows how to use The Suicide Fruit Rasenshuriken!
Nico: That's right.
Anna Anyanova: And I'll bet if he uses a Fire Style Rasenshuriken on the upcoming main mission, we'll be going with Lincoln to one of the most beautiful beaches in New York for our next date.
Lincoln: (Smirks) Is that a challenge I hear, Anna?
We gasped.
Nico: Anna, you have no idea of what you just did.
Me: You made the bet, and knowing Lincoln, he's gonna win the bet.
Eman Reynolds: Anna, sometimes you tend to have a bad habit of making bets that Lincoln can easily win! We're reporting this to Selene Arcangela about this.
Anna Anyanova: Aw man. She's gonna hear about it.
Sabrina Lorelai: But, I have a good feeling I know which Goosebumps Monster we're facing next.
Nico: Me too.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: He's gone now.
Amethyst Arcana: I was trying to get to you guys to stop my evil sister Opaline.
Twilight Sparkle: Amethyst is a Fire Alicorn too but she is the polar opposite of her sister. She is purehearted, giving and good.
Nico: Wow.
Twilight Sparkle: But she was banished to the Human World and that's where I found her with Sunset Shimmer. She was cursed however to be human forever. But she still has all her magic and her powers. I taught her all my friendship magic and more and she knows a lot.
Amethyst Arcana: It's true. That Evil Sasuke ate me before I could get there. I'm sorry guys.
Me: It's not your fault Amethyst. But your so-called sister is dead. We killed her.
Nico: Yeah we sure did.
May: But not before she recruited several of our enemies
Me: Yeah. We faced many of our biggest major enemies that we faced over the last year and a half that she had with her.
Xenia: Yeah.
Me: And to be honest I've always wanted to have another crack at them.
Amethyst Arcana: Wow. And I was absolutely disgusted with my sisters actions over the last 2 millennia. The straw that broke the camels back was her making Adagio Dazzle, Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze into horrible Hate Sucking monsters.
Me: The Sirens. I actually saw that in a vision into the past when I was asleep.
Qin: Yeah.
Eli: It's true. We have a Universe 666 version of Opaline with us though.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: But thanks to Misty Brightdawn's intel with the help of her as our double agent in a Team Dark Phoenix Storm style spy ring, we gathered all our allies all over the universe and launched a massive assault on Opaline's castle in the Kamchatka Peninsula.
Amethyst Arcana: Wow! I'm glad you guys killed her. That monster lost the right to be my sister long ago. I tried to stop her but I couldn't. As a Fire Alicorn I was given a massive responsibility to use my fire powers and magic to help people and ponies.
Me: It's not your fault Amethyst.
Nico: Yeah.
Twilight Sparkle hugged her.
Twilight Sparkle: The important thing is that you're back safe.
Amethyst Arcana: I'm glad to be back too Princess Twilight.
Nico: Awesome.
Qin: Cool. Now it's time for business.
Me: Yep we got the Anothers.
Eli: And you're not going to believe this but we have Another Goldar, Suzaku, Steam Smythe, Hydrax, Organ Grindor, Secret Snake Club, Professor Monkey-For-A-Head and Devack.
We gasped!
Qin: Oh man! More Another Steam Smythe and Hydrax?!
Lola: Crazy!
Me: Konan, Sakura Haruno, Ino, Hinata, Anko, and Fu next and Fu is already here.
Fu: I sure am.
Devack: I guess Swartz watched to give a bunch of repeat performances.
Qin: Yeah.
Camie: No kidding.
Maria called them in.
Sakura Haruno: Hey guys!
Ino: We got here as soon as we could.
Hinata: Yeah we sure did.
Konan: Wow a planet.
Anko: This is really amazing to see.
Qin: Yeah it sure is.
Eli: I sense that the Anothers minus Devack are one person.
Nico: This will be good.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: You also Missed fighting an Evil Sasuke.
Konan: Aw man.
Sakura Haruno: Maybe next time we will get some shots in.
Fu: Yeah.
Me: Here they come!
We saw the Another Goldar, Suzaku, Steam Smythe, Hydrax, Organ Grindor, Secret Snake Club and Professor Monkey-For-A-Head!
Nico: WHOA!
Qin: This will be fun.
Another Goldar: (In a girls voice) (Seadog talk) I be ready for some fun.
Lincoln: (GASP) That voice! Penelope Popeye!
They merged and she reverted back and was a girl with orange hair and had blue eyes and had sailor clothes and a sailor hat and blue wings and she had an anchor symbol on her skirt and a can of spinach on her shirt and she had a Sailor Keyblade.
Penelope Popeye: Been many moons since we saw each other and ye grew into a great sailor.
Lincoln: Thanks.
Nico: Care to introduce us?
Lincoln: Sure. This is Penelope Popeye, Keyblade Knight of Popeye Port, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan, and she's a tough as nails sailor and Keyblade Knight who loves spinach as much as being one of my Guardian Angels. She's a good friend of Popeye and Olive Oyl, and she's more than once given that big bully, Bluto, his lumps when he tries to kidnap Olive Oyl, and she was also born with superhuman strength and she's really strong, but when she eats a can of spinach, WATCH OUT! SHE HITS HARD AND SENDS THE BULLY FLYING OUT OF HERE! She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained me a lot about how to use the Keyblade and he'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and he became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained me a lot when it came to physical strength and she even gave him the power to grow even stronger than ever by eating spinach and vegetables, along with eating meat and all other sorts of food
We were amazed.
Me: Wow!
Lola: Yeah! And that is so awesome!
Me: Popeye beating up Bluto for kidnapping Olive Oyl is always an iconic treasure. And the Spinach is part of it.
Nico: No one takes Olive Oyl on Popeye's watch.
Penelope Popeye: That be true.
Nico: Did you bring spinach with you?
Penelope Popeye: Aye. Never leave port without it.
She pulled out a can of spinach.
Me: You know my future wife Sea the Sea Dragon has Bluto as her archenemy and she uses spinach.
Penelope Popeye: That be good.
Me: By the way is the Another Devack hostile or friendly?
Penelope Popeye: Tis be friendly and she be a powerful one.
Me: Nice.
Maria: Sorry we have to do this
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you all first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and was separated from the anothers.
Konan: Lets do it!
They fired waves of energy and elements and we blasted them and destroyed the Anothers and I caught the Wonder Ride Books.
Me: Take that!
Maria: YEAH! Now for backup. (TURNS DIAL) MASKS OF MAGIC 6!
She summoned Madame Masque, Jellax, Student Body Presidents Lizardmen, Wrecker, Eel and Julio.
Nico: Oh yeah!
Qin: This will be fun.
Nico: And now, we wait.
Me: We don't have to wait long!
Out of the Monkey Nazca Line with yellow fire came ANOTHER DEVACK!
Qin: Whoa!
Me: Another Devack.
Lola: Wow!
Another Devack: (In a girls voice) Boy this will be fun and cool.
Me: (GASP) That voice.
She reverted back and it was a girl with orange hair and red eyes and had fire angel wings and she had orange and red clothes and she had a tiara with the symbol of the Volcano Dopant on it and the same symbol was on her skirt and she had a fire sword in her hands.
Me: (GASP!) Varya Volcano!
Nico: Whoa she is powerful!
Me: Yep.
Varya Volcano: Awesome to see you again J.D. and when you have the awesome power of volcanoes from all over the Earth and the Solar System and on other planets you have amazing power.
Me: Yep. Varya is the Embodiment of the Volcano Dopant and like she said she has the combined powers of all the volcanoes of many planets and more and she has mastery over earth, rock, mud, lava, crystal, fire, ash and lightning and she is a true force of nature. She also has the power to talk to macaques that live in hot springs.
Varya Volcano: It's true. I read about how macaques take baths in hot springs over in Japan and that is really cool.
Devack: That is cool. As the Dark Signer of the monkey I too have that kind of power with monkeys.
Varya Volcano: That sure is awesome.
Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!
Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.
Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!
Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.
Varya Volcano: No he didn't. I threw lava in his eyes and burned him and made my escape.
Sakura Knudson: That explains why he was burned all over his face back then.
Qin: Ouch!
Lincoln: Lets separate you first.
Lincoln fired a wave of energy and separated her.
Varya Volcano: Time for this volcano to burn!
She slashed Another Devack and then sent him flying and crashing into a cheese pond!
KRASPLAT!
Nico: Nice one!
Zocks and Kaito: ZENKAIJU GEAR!
They donned their Zenkaiju armor!
Nico: Time for some monkey power! (HOOTS LIKE A MONKEY!) (ACTIVATES DEVACK AND PROFESSOR MONKEY FOR A HEAD'S RIDEWATCHES)
He fired waves of energy and yellow fire and blasted the Another down.
May: Take this! (ACTIVATES REZBIT'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired energy blasts and blasted the Another all over.
May: IT'S THE FATHEADS YOU DOLT! (ACTIVATES THE FATHEADS RIDEWATCH)
She got a parking meter and then..
KRABLANG!
She smashed Another Devack's head in with it!
Nico: OOOH! OUCH! THAT'S GOING TO LEAVE A MARK!
Me: Rocko, Filbert and Heffer always laugh their heads off at that.
Maria: Nice! How about this!? (ACTIVATES UNIVERSE 666 NEGA CHIN AND RED CLAW, SCREECH AND THUD'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired energy blasts and smashed the Another down.
Jessie Bannon: Top this too! (ACTIVATES PROFESSOR MONKEY FOR A HEAD'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired energy blasts and blasted the Another down.
Then Red Ghost, Saleen, Jack O Lantern (Billy & Mandy), Tinkerer, Universe 666 2021 Carnage and Slipknot.
Nico: Nice team Red Ghost!
Red Ghost: Thanks Nico!
Me: This will be fun.
But then torpedoes flew in and blasted Another Devack!
We then saw a Dive Man!
Qin: Cool! Dive Man!
Me: Awesome!
Dive Man: (In a Girls voice) This will be so fun.
Nico: Kora Dive! Wow!
Kora Dive: Awesome to see you again Nico.
She reverted back and was a girl with blue hair, blue eyes, blue angel wings and she had blue clothes and had a symbol in the middle of her forehead in the shape of a submarine.
Kora Dive: I got this.
She fired torpedoes and blasted Another Devack and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it.
Me: Oh yeah!
Jessie Bannon: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Kora Dive: When me and Nico went underwater and we found a wrecked submarine and we went in and found that it was a pirate sub and we got the treasure from it. It was awesome.
Nico: That was fun. Kora is also a mermaid and she knows all about living underwater.
Varie: Wow! You will make an awesome member of the Neptune Crusaders.
Kora Dive: I sure would.
Nico and Kora hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Kora Dive: Same here.
We went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, and Jade are heading to Las Vegas, Nevada, specifically The Hakkasan Night Club, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the seven girls that Tex Avery McWolf and Tom and Jerry Kids McWolf have kidnapped, but we're also also going to kill our main target, and our main target is none other than Chiros, one of Kong's many enemies, and he's out destroy Kong and conquer the universe.
Lincoln: Ah, we're here in Los Angeles, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the seven girls that Tex Avery McWolf and Tom and Jerry Kids McWolf have kidnapped, but we're also also going to kill our main target, and our main target is none other than Chiros, one of Kong's many enemies, and he's out destroy Kong and conquer the universe.
Me: Jason told me about him, and he's one dangerous monster.
Nico: We're not going to let him get away with this, we're going to destroy him. Plus, I'm surprised that Tex Avery McWolf and Tom and Jerry Kids McWolf had decided to take the kidnapped girls to the night clubs in the United States.
Lincoln: Well, it's no surprise though, at the nightclub Tex Avery McWolf went to, Red was the main singer there. Now, Sebastian, try not to scare anyone else that we might run into at the night club here.
Anna Anyanova: He's right.
Boris: Aw, Boris wanted to see snakes fly out of his mouth again.
Suddenly, we saw a beautiful and super sexy girl with long red hair and the Love Kanji on the right side of her head, blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has Shukaku's massive and long tail, she's dressed in crimson red clothes, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, sand, raccoon dogs, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Shukaku, The One-Tailed Tanuki and in her hand is The Spear of Shukaku.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Siri Shukaku, Avatar of Shukaku The One-Tailed Tanuki.
Siri Shukaku: That's right. Now, come on, I know where Tex Avery McWolf and Tom and Jerry Kids McWolf are at.
We headed for the place where Tex Avery McWolf and Tom and Jerry Kids McWolf are at: The Hakkasan Night Club.
Me: The Hakkasan Night Club. Should've known those two would be here.
Suddenly, Lincoln saw the cages where the girls are in.
Lincoln: Aha, and there are the girls.
Then, Tex Avery McWolf and Tom and Jerry Kids McWolf appeared.
Me: I'm quite surprised you've both been kidnapping girls and dragging them here to night clubs in The US.
Tom and Jerry Kids McWolf: What can we say, we're classy.
Sebastian Mendez: As if!
Sebastian levitated off the ground as creepy organ music plays, and he had a demonic grin on his face and with rows of jagged fangs, and he slightly opened his mouth, but before he could roar at them again!
BONK!
He got hit on the head with a mallet.
Sebastian Mendez: Ow! Okay, who's the wiseass?!
Unknown to him, the one who whacked him on the head was Buster Bunny who appeared from a nearby rabbit hole and went back to The World Tree Estate before things got ugly. Then, we piled on and Lincoln tickled Tex Avery McWolf and Tom and Jerry Kids McWolf on their feet.
Tex Avery McWolf and Tom and Jerry Kids McWolf: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
Then, Lincoln got the girls out of the cages and we helped the two wolves up.
Lincoln: Okay, now that we've had our fun tickling you two, now we can get after Chiros.
We exited out of The Hakkasan Nightclub, and we sensed a massive energy signal heading right for us, and we saw who it was: Chiros.
Sylvester: So, that's Chiros. He's even uglier up close.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: And just as dangerous as Jason and the others have said about him. Come on, team, let's take this monster down for good.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Demonic Bloodstained Stellar Eternal Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel of Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Justice and Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Compassion and he unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demon Knight Sparda Demonic Fang Demon Hound Greatsword of Demon Hound Darkness Justice from his back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Boris and his team, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Chiros, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Tex Avery McWolf and Tom and Jerry McWolf threw everything at him including the kitchen sink, and then, Lincoln ran at Chiros and he turned the tips of his eleven massive and long white tails into Cell's stinger and impaled them into Chiros' chest, and Lincoln began absorbing him, and in the process, he was also assimilating his Superhuman strength, Superhuman stamina, Superhuman durability, Reality-manipulation, Pyrokinesis, Hypnosis, Telepathic communication with his minions, Extensive knowledge of magic (especially of rituals pertaining to the Primal Stones), Immortality, and Magic as his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and his rainbow energy aura and rainbow fire aura flared as he began growing even stronger and nothing was left of him.
Then, as the stingers changed back, an energy card with Chiros' drained soul appeared in Lincoln's left hand, and then, he banished Chiros straight to The Black Gates. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: That's it for you, Chiros, your plan to conquer the universe ends here. (To Siri Shukaku) And it's so good to see you again, Siri Shukaku.
Siri Shukaku: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met.
Lincoln went up to Siri Shukaku and he hugged her, and Siri Shukaku is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Siri Shukaku: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories and gold halo behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., this is Siri Shukaku, Avatar of Shukaku The One-Tailed Tanuki, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan, and she's the Avatar of Shukaku The One-Tailed Tanuki and she's a powerful master of sand and using the Spear of Shukaku, and she also knows how to use her massive tail as a powerful weapon such as using it as a whip to whip villains and even grab villains by the neck and toss them to the side or even use Frieza's torture attack on them. She's also a member of The Tailed Beast Avatar Guardian Angels of Lincoln Loud, and she and the others never show any mercy to those who dare to hurt me. She also really hates Scoots to the extreme, because on a lunch date Siri and I had at Lake Huron, Scoots showed up and wanted to run me over again, but Siri had enough of that old goat and fired a wave of sand that clogged up Scoots' scooter and she summoned hands made of sand to grab and throw that old goat right back to The Lansing Maximum Security Nuthouse, and if that wasn't enough, she threw a Spear of Shukaku right at Scoots' face saying if she ever saw Scoots running wild again, she would kill her.
Nico: That old goat.
Anna Anyanova: We hated that old goat for everything she'd done to Lincoln, and we swore that if she ever broke out to kill Lincoln again, we were going to kill her.
Me: But, you might be too late on that.
Lincoln: Yeah, last year, we killed Scoots when that old goat came back from Hell, and we gave her The Black Gates forever.
Siri Shukaku: Aw man, and I missed it. What a buzzkill.
Selene Emperyous: Sorry about that, but if it makes you any better, we made her suffer big time for everything she's done.
Siri Shukaku: Well, that makes me feel much better. And I heard everything from Maria and William, that Plant Clone has got some nerve making clones of you and your sisters minus Laney.
Lincoln: And we can also blame that stupid asshole, Simon Seraphina, for that stunt. But, we already took care of him yesterday, now it's Henry's turn to die.
Siri Shukaku: I hope you and Hestia tear him apart.
Lincoln: Oh, I intend to do more than that, and now that you're here, Siri.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Siri Shukaku in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Siri Shukaku: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Siri Shukaku's neck with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Siri Shukaku: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Siri Shukaku.
Siri Shukaku had a smile on her faces and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his arms around her and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips and she also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the seven girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The seven girls are Akira Koduki, Azusa, Erina Nanao, Miharu Ichinose, Reika Ryaryasaki, Tomomi Ukon, and Yuiko Samonji from Big Magnum Harimoto Sensei.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Akira Koduki, Azusa, Erina Nanao, Miharu Ichinose, Reika Ryaryasaki, Tomomi Ukon, and Yuiko Samonji from Big Magnum Harimoto Sensei.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Akira Koduki: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Akira Koduki and the other six girls saw who it was that saved them from Tex Avery McWolf and Tom and Jerry Kids McWolf and the main target: Chiros, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white choker collar with gold accents and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura around him.
Akira Koduki: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made six clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Akira Koduki: (Seductively and rubs her right hand on Lincoln's massive right pec) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, seven Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Akira Koduki, Azusa, Erina Nanao, Miharu Ichinose, Reika Ryaryasaki, Tomomi Ukon, and Yuiko Samonji with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to the World Tree Estate, and they were shocked to find out that our main target was Chiros, one of Kong's many enemies, and who came back to destroy Kong and conquer the universe.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did in tickling those two wolves at The Hakkasan Nightclub and then us thrashing Chiros and even Tex Avery McWolf and Tom and Jerry Kids McWolf got in on the action tossing everything even the kitchen sink at him, and ended with Lincoln using Cell's absorption technique to absorb Chiros and after acquiring all his powers and abilities and drained him dry of his energy he banished him to The Black Gates forever, everyone cheered for us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on his face. Lincoln and Siri Shukaku have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.
Maria: Oh man, so the main villain you guys went after was Chiros?!
Jason Jenkins: I can't believe Chiros came back, but how was that possible?
Lincoln: I found out that before Simon Seraphina got killed, he and his other lowlife brothers opened a portal that brought Chiros back into our world.
Me: What a good-for-nothing asshole.
Nico: He sure is a damn asshole, and we've got seven more days of chaos from those assholes, so we got to keep an eye out for more of their antics.
Stella Seraphina: You got that right.
After destroying Chiros, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Siri Shukaku saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her faces, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Siri Shukaku: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Siri, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Siri Shukaku: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Siri Shukaku: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Nico: Yep. So, Siri, can you show us the footage of the very incident involving that old goat?
Siri Shukaku: Gladly.
Siri Shukaku played the video on the screen, and we saw Lincoln and Siri Shukaku at Lake Huron in their swim clothes and they were having fun. But, their date would wind up getting interrupted.
?: YOU FUCKING TWERP! I WILL KILL YOU AND SPIT ON YOUR REMAINS!
Past Siri Shukaku: What the Hell was that?!
Past Lincoln: Oh no, not this again, you old goat!
We knew who Lincoln was talking about, as they saw Scoots appear and she was out for blood once again. Scoots charged at Lincoln again and she was cackling like the witch she really is, but Siri fired blasts of sand which clogged her electric scooter, and then, she summoned hands made of sand that grabbed Scoots and tossed her right back to The Lansing Maximum Security Nuthouse, and as if that wasn't enough, she also formed and threw a Spear of Shukaku at Scoots' face that cut her cheek and it told her if Siri ever saw Scoots running wild again, she would kill her as the video ended.
Nico: Damn, that old goat sure knew how to piss her off.
Lincoln: She does it to everyone in her path, that's why she's Royal Woods' biggest troublemaker and everyone called her a pain in the neck.
Me: Lincoln told us everything about what happened as soon as he and Siri came back, and we were pissed off at that old goat.
Luna: Scoots tried to kill Lincoln again, but Siri tossed that old goat back to the nuthouse for good and gave her that strict warning.
Miia: That's for sure. Oh, Lincoln, we got a surprise for you. Okay, you can come in now.
Miia stood to the side, and in came Kuroko Smith and the Simulator versions of Miia, Centorea Shianus, Papi, Meroune Lorelei, Suu, Rachnera Arachnera, Lala, Manako, Tionisha, Zombina, Doppel, Kii, Polt, and Lilith.
Cholan the Carbuncle: We told Kuroko about you along with the Simulator versions of us, and we'd figure they'd be potential additions to your harem.
Me: That's awesome! Wait, and what about your Universe 666 counterparts?
Lincoln: Funny you should say that.
Suddenly, I saw my Universe 666 counterpart come in and he had kissy marks on his face courtesy of the Universe 666 counterparts of Miia and her friends.
Nico: (WHISTLES)
Me: Dang.
Universe 666 Me: (In Heaven) I'm...in...HEAVEN!
Lincoln: We decided to have them join Universe 666 J.D. and have him start a harem of his own.
Me: Wow, you really are the Man With A Plan, Lincoln. Nice!
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Kuroko Smith, Simulator Miia, Simulator Centorea Shianus, Simulator Papi, Simulator Meroune Lorelei, Simulator Suu, Simulator Rachnera Arachnera, Simulator Lala, Simulator Manako, Simulator Tionisha, Simulator Zombina, Simulator Doppel, Simulator Kii, Simulator Polt, and Simulator Lilith are heading to Laverra Beach.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Kuroko Smith, Simulator Miia, Simulator Centorea Shianus, Simulator Papi, Simulator Meroune Lorelei, Simulator Suu, Simulator Rachnera Arachnera, Simulator Lala, Simulator Manako, Simulator Tionisha, Simulator Zombina, Simulator Doppel, Simulator Kii, Simulator Polt, and Simulator Lilith are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Kuroko Smith, Simulator Miia, Simulator Centorea Shianus, Simulator Papi, Simulator Meroune Lorelei, Simulator Suu, Simulator Rachnera Arachnera, Simulator Lala, Simulator Manako, Simulator Tionisha, Simulator Zombina, Simulator Doppel, Simulator Kii, Simulator Polt, and Simulator Lilith had feelings for Lincoln, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Kuroko Smith: Wow, so this is Laverra Beach, it sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Kuroko, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Kuroko Smith, Simulator Miia, Simulator Centorea Shianus, Simulator Papi, Simulator Meroune Lorelei, Simulator Suu, Simulator Rachnera Arachnera, Simulator Lala, Simulator Manako, Simulator Tionisha, Simulator Zombina, Simulator Doppel, Simulator Kii, Simulator Polt, and Simulator Lilith dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball match, and Kuroko Smith, Simulator Miia, Simulator Centorea Shianus, Simulator Papi, Simulator Meroune Lorelei, Simulator Suu, Simulator Rachnera Arachnera, Simulator Lala, Simulator Manako, Simulator Tionisha, Simulator Zombina, Simulator Doppel, Simulator Kii, Simulator Polt, and Simulator Lilith got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails. But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he sucked out all of their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Kuroko Smith, Simulator Miia, Simulator Centorea Shianus, Simulator Papi, Simulator Meroune Lorelei, Simulator Suu, Simulator Rachnera Arachnera, Simulator Lala, Simulator Manako, Simulator Tionisha, Simulator Zombina, Simulator Doppel, Simulator Kii, Simulator Polt, and Simulator Lilith and they hugged them in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Kuroko Smith, Simulator Miia, Simulator Centorea Shianus, Simulator Papi, Simulator Meroune Lorelei, Simulator Suu, Simulator Rachnera Arachnera, Simulator Lala, Simulator Manako, Simulator Tionisha, Simulator Zombina, Simulator Doppel, Simulator Kii, Simulator Polt, and Simulator Lilith placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Laverra Beach, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!
Suddenly, fifteen Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Kuroko Smith, Simulator Miia, Simulator Centorea Shianus, Simulator Papi, Simulator Meroune Lorelei, Simulator Suu, Simulator Rachnera Arachnera, Simulator Lala, Simulator Manako, Simulator Tionisha, Simulator Zombina, Simulator Doppel, Simulator Kii, Simulator Polt, and Simulator Lilith with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Kuroko Smith, Simulator Miia, Simulator Centorea Shianus, Simulator Papi, Simulator Meroune Lorelei, Simulator Suu, Simulator Rachnera Arachnera, Simulator Lala, Simulator Manako, Simulator Tionisha, Simulator Zombina, Simulator Doppel, Simulator Kii, Simulator Polt, and Simulator Lilith are in your harem.
Simulator Miia: And he's everything they say he is: strong, brave, confident, and very affectionate.
Simulator Suu: Especially when he marked us.
Miia: And soon, it won't be long before more Simulator counterparts of my friends also join his harem as well.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Kuroko Smith, Simulator Miia, Simulator Centorea Shianus, Simulator Papi, Simulator Meroune Lorelei, Simulator Suu, Simulator Rachnera Arachnera, Simulator Lala, Simulator Manako, Simulator Tionisha, Simulator Zombina, Simulator Doppel, Simulator Kii, Simulator Polt, and Simulator Lilith, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive bottles full of the hottest hot sauces appeared over the funnel.
Nico: (GASPS) BOTTLES OF THE HOTTEST HOT SAUCE?! HE WOULDN'T DARE!
Then, the bottles of the hottest hot sauce were dumped right into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
SCREAM OF PAIN AND AGONY!
Flip screamed like crazy as tons of fire gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his mouth, ears, and farted out of his three-cheeked butt like crazy!
Flip stopped screaming and farting out fire, but he was still red in his ugly face!
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you disgusting three butt-cheeked mutant!
Me: Damn, now that was brutal!
Nico: Too brutal, but that was hilarious.
Laney: (to Lincoln) Lincoln, can you and the rest of the sisters watch the Estate while we're gone?
Lincoln: I'll leave a clone behind so I'll come with.
Nico: Okay.
Lincoln did so.
Laney: Good thinking.
We were off.
Later we were heading to the movie theater and Nico and Sena Skull were blindfolded.
Nico: So what is the surprise?
Me: You're going to like it.
Sena Skull: I have a feeling we will.
We got to the theater.
Me: Tadah!
We took off the blindfolds and they saw the theater.
Nico: Cool!
They saw each other.
Nico: Sena?!
Sena Skull: Nico!?
Nico and Sena: YOU'RE MY BLIND DATE!?
Nico: (In his head) J.D. I'm going to give you such a tickling unlike any other.
I heard his thoughts.
Me: But you're going to love the movie I picked for you guys.
Ultrox: Don't forget me and Halinor.
Halinor: It'll be perfect for bonding.
Me: It sure will. (To the vender) Super Mario Bros 2023 please.
I showed my special movie pass.
Vendor: Awesome! Go right on in.
We went in and got snacks and went into the theater.
We got our seats.
Popeye: (to Penelope Popeye) It's an honor to meet my the Knight of my home.
Penelope Popeye: Aye be an honor to meet ye too Popeye.
The movie was later starting.
*SPOILER ALERT*
Italian-American brothers Mario and Luigi have recently started a plumbing business in Brooklyn, to the derision of their ex-employer Spike and the disapproval of their father. After seeing a significant water main leak on the news, Mario and Luigi go underground to fix it but are sucked into a Warp Pipe and separated.
Mario lands in the Mushroom Kingdom, ruled by Princess Peach, while Luigi lands in the Dark Lands, ruled by the evil Koopa king Bowser. Bowser seeks to marry Peach and will destroy the Mushroom Kingdom using a Super Star if she refuses. He imprisons Luigi to threaten Mario, whom he sees as competition for Peach's love. Mario meets Toad, who takes him to Peach. Peach plans to ally with the primate Kongs to help repel Bowser and allows Mario and Toad to travel with her. She also tells Mario that she ended up in the Mushroom Kingdom as a baby, where the Toads took her in and eventually made her their leader. In the Jungle Kingdom, King Cranky Kong agrees to help if Mario defeats his son, Donkey Kong, in a fight. Despite Donkey Kong's immense strength, Mario defeats him using a Cat Suit.
Mario, Peach, Toad, and the Kongs use karts to drive back to the Mushroom Kingdom, but Bowser's army ambushes them on Rainbow Road. When a blue-shelled Koopa General destroys part of the road in a kamikaze attack, Mario and Donkey Kong plummet to the ocean while the other Kongs are captured. Peach and Toad return to the Mushroom Kingdom and urge the citizens to evacuate. Bowser arrives aboard his flying castle and proposes to Peach, who reluctantly accepts after Bowser's advisor Kamek tortures Toad. Mario and Donkey Kong, having been eaten by an eel-like Maw-Ray, learn they both want the respect of their fathers. They escape the Maw-Ray by riding a rocket from Donkey Kong's kart and hurry to Bowser and Peach's wedding.
At the wedding ceremony, Bowser intends to execute all of his prisoners in lava in Peach's honor. Toad smuggles an Ice Flower into Peach's bouquet, which she uses to freeze Bowser. Mario and Donkey Kong arrive and free the prisoners, with Mario using a Tanooki Suit to save Luigi. An enraged Bowser frees himself and summons a Bomber Bill to destroy the Mushroom Kingdom, but Mario knocks it off course and directs it into the Warp Pipe where it detonates, creating a vacuum that causes everyone and Bowser's castle to be transported to Brooklyn. As they fight Bowser, Mario and Luigi grab the Super Star, become invincible, and defeat the Koopas. Peach then shrinks Bowser with a Blue Mushroom and imprisons him. Mario and Luigi are hailed as heroes by Brooklyn's populace, including their parents and Spike. Afterwards, the brothers move to a house in the Mushroom Kingdom and begin a day of plumbing work together.
We saw a lot of fun parts and more and it was really fun. And a great 92 minutes. When it was done we gave it a standing ovation!
Mario: (Italian Accent) A those-a were good-a times.
Luigi: (Italian Accent) Those sure-a were fun.
Princess Peach: That was really awesome.
Nicole: It was awesome.
Fluttershy: And Mario looked so cute in that cat suit.
Nicole: He sure did. That debuted back in 2013.
Nico: One of the best movies ever!
Sena Skull: So fun!
Me: Glad you guys liked it.
Halinor: It was fun.
Ultrox: Halinor, I'll never forget meeting you.
Halinor: That was so awesome and fun.
Laney: Boy it sure was. Going to the planet Xenoc was really cool.
Me: First time people from Earth were there.
Camie: Yeah.
Halinor: It really put our driving skills to the test.
Me: It sure did.
Shinnosuke: And it was just like what happened during the missions for Kamen Rider Drive.
Ultrox: That was cool from what I heard.
Laney: It was a really awesome adrenaline rush.
Camie: Yeah that was fun.
Halinor: It sure was fun.
Reflector: (laughs) And don't forget the bunny!
We laughed!
Me: That was funny!
Varie: (LAUGHS) Yeah that was funny.
Halinor: That was fun seeing how he beat up Undermaster Akhil all over.
Xenia: That was awesome.
Me: Yep.
Nico: That was fun though. Now to give J.D. his comeuppance.
Me: See ya!
POOF!
I teleported far away.
Nico: Now the chase is on.
First Aid: So, Sena. Tell us how you met Nico?
Sena Skull: We met when I was 7 years old and it was at my grandpa's funeral. I was crying hard and Nico comforted me.
Laney: I'm sorry Sena.
Sena Skull: Yeah it changed me and turned me into a master of the macabre. Mostly skulls. But I swore to help Nico battle bad monsters with my powers of skulls.
Nico: Yep.
Sena Skull: That was awesome and fun.
?: That is cool.
A girl came and she had yellow hair, blue eyes, purple clothes and had purple angel wings and she had a tiara with the symbol of the Wild Force Rangers on it and the same symbol was on her skirt and she had a Crystal Saber with a Piranha Crystal in it.
Winona Gaoranger: Winona Gaoranger, Embodiment of the Wild Force Rangers.
Nico: Awesome to meet you Winona.
Cole: It's awesome to meet you.
Winona Gaoranger: You too Cole and on behalf of the Gaorangers and the Isle of Animarium you have my sincere condolences for what Master Org did.
Cole: It's okay but I have them back thanks to J.D.
Isabel: The Piranha is perfect for you Winona. The Piranha represents success over your fears or insecurities. A school of Piranhas may indicate that you need support to overcome a problem and challenge.
Winona Gaoranger: Wow! I never knew about that.
Eli: That is cool.
Nico: The chase is still on!
In the clouds of Jupiter, I was hiding out in a special hiding spot in the Jupiter Prison in the warden's office.
Me: This is perfect.
?: I agree.
I saw a girl with me and she had blue hair and blue eyes and had blue clothes and angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of the Fog Dopant on it and she had the same symbol on her skirt.
Me: Fhara Fog. Awesome to see you again.
Fhara Fog: You too. What are you hiding from J.D.?
Me: Nico and the team are out to hunt me for setting up a blind date for him and Sena Skull.
Fhara Fog: Oh. It'll be a while before they get here. Want to make out?
Me: Sure.
We kissed all over.
Then Nico and everyone came in.
Nico: Come out wherever you are!
Nico then opened it.
Nico: AHA!
They saw me and Fhara kissing.
Nico: Aww.
Eli: Oh bro.
Me: Oh hey guys.
Nico: Oh who is your friend?
Fhara Fog: I'm Fhara Fog, Embodiment of the Fog Dopant.
Me: She has the powers of fog and makes fog so thick you can cut it with a knife.
Nico: Cool. Awesome to meet you.
Fhara Fog: Same here.
Me: Okay guys hit me with your best shot.
Nico: Okay.
Me: First let us get out of here.
We got out.
Nico pounced on me.
Nico: DOG PILE!
CRASH!
Nico plopped onto me.
Eli: DOGPILE!
CRASH!
Everyone piled on me
We laughed!
Jonny: (LAUGHS) Did you hear my back crack!
We laughed!
Lincoln: (LAUGHS) That was funny!
Laney: Yeah!
Winona Gaoranger: (LAUGHS) That was fun!
Me: Oh I don't believe we met.
Winona Gaoranger: I'm Winona Gaoranger and I'm the Embodiment of the Wild Force Rangers.
Me: Awesome to meet you. I'd shake your hands but I'm buried under a mountain of my team.
WE LAUGHED!
Qin: Funny.
Nico: Now, tell us more about yourself.
Winona Gaoranger: I'm a zoologist, animal conservationist and wildlife preservationist that helps animals in need.
Laney: That's cool.
Fluttershy: You have a good heart when it comes to animals.
Winona Gaoranger: Thank you.
Nico: Would you like to join the team?
Winona Gaoranger: I would be honored.
Me: Can I get up now please?
Nico: Oops of sorry J.D.
They got off me and I got up.
Me: Thanks.
Nico: That was a fun date though.
Me: Glad you had fun.
We arrived back home.
Me: That was fun.
We then heard growling and saw an Evil Sasuke there.
Nico: Another Evil Sasuke?!
He was revealed to be a plant clone!
Me: No a plant clone!
I fired a blast of fire and incinerated it!
Me: Geez! Where the fuck did that come from!? Wait! Where are Lori and the others!?
Laney: Oh man! I don't see them!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it was none other than the Plant Clone from Stay Out of The Basement, and he's also made plant clones of The Loud Kids minus Laney and he's planning to replace everyone on the entire planet with plant clones. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh dear God!
Lincoln sounded the alarm and we rushed in.
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, the next Goosebumps Monster is none other than the Plant Clone from Stay Out of The Basement, and he's also made plant clones of me, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, and Lily minus Laney and he's planning to replace everyone on the entire planet with plant clones.
We gasped in horror!
Nico: THAT OVERGROWN PIECE OF SALAD! He's going to be burned to a fucking crisp later today.
Me: Who does he think he is?!
Lincoln: Someone who's gone too far with his hatred for humanity, and as promised, look what we just made.
Lincoln got out supercharged flame throwers and incendiary grenades.
Eli: Flamethrowers and incendiary grenades?!
Nico: Since this Plant Clone's only weakness is fire, we're going to need a lot of firepower for this one, no pun intended.
Me: Right. Okay, gang, let's get a move on.
Sabrina Lorelai: But, how did he even make those plant clones?
Lincoln: You're not going to like it: that asshole, Henry Seraphina, sent samples of our hair from before we got our powers to that Plant Clone.
We gasped.
Nico: I hope you and Hestia burn him to a fucking crisp.
Lincoln: Nah, I'd settle for absorbing him and making his really strong and immensely powerful fire powers, winged flight, total mastery of all forms of fire magic, and immortality mine.
Me: Like what you did to Simon Seraphina yesterday.
Lincoln: We better hurry to help Margaret and Casey once more before the Plant Clone of Dr. Brewer tries to kill them.
Itachi: Lincoln told us everything, and of course, about that Plant Clone that we're going to face later today and that he's made Plant Clones of him and his sisters minus Laney and replace everyone on Earth with his kind.
Me: Looks like Lincoln is fully prepared for this.
Sasuke: We've already got flamethrowers ready, and we also found out this monster was also sent after us by that dummy, Slappy. He's really getting that close to getting put in a woodchipper.
Lincoln: Woodchipper my eleven-tailed butt, I'd rather throw him on a funeral pyre. But, we'll worry about the Plant Clone later today, let's deal with that asshole and destroy him.
Me: We're going to need a lot of weed killer too! And this is because of this.
I went over and showed the book for Stay Out of The Basement.
Laney: Oh man! I remember that one!
Camie: Who is this clone?
Lincoln Clone: Hey, boss. Welcome back. Brought you something from the flower shop.
He gave the Real Lincoln a suspicious looking flower.
Lincoln Clone: (sees Lincoln look suspicious) C'mon. Don't you trust me?
Lincoln: I trust any clone of mine.
The flower came alive and tried to attack him but he dodged it.
Lincoln: The problem is, you're a little too into plants to be one!
The Lincoln clone growled before turning green.
I fired a blast of fire and incinerated the clone and Lincoln fired a powerful fireball and incinerated the flower.
Me: It's like a of Combination of Little Shop of Horrors and Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
Qin: Yeah!
Camie: Who is this clone though?
Me: His real name is Dr. Michael Brewer and he is a botanist that wants to make plant people. But what he did was REALLY playing with fire.
I went over his history.
Dr. Michael Brewer, a botanist, was working on a super plant, trying to electronically make a new plant using DNA elements from other plants. While he was working on it, Dr. Brewer accidentally cut his hand on a slide. Then Dr. Brewer turned on his machine, not realizing until he did so that some of his blood had mixed in with some of the plant molecules he was using. The machine also mixed his human molecules with the plant molecules too, therefore creating something that was part human, part plant. Dr. Brewer was intrigued by this creature, and sought to create more. One day, Dr. Brewer went too far and created a plant that was an exact copy of him in almost every way. The clone looked human but he still had some plant flaws, making him imperfect. Despite these flaws, the clone gained the upper hand somehow, and encased the original Dr. Brewer within the basement closet to contain him whilst he continued his work.
The clone had spent many days in the basement working on the experiments while his original was shut in the basement closet. He had forbidden everyone else in the original's family from going into the basement, in order to keep up his façade. He maintained a nonchalant mood around those that he interacted with. This caused some great concern for the family, mainly his original's children, Margaret and Casey as his original was much closer to them. They were beginning to think that Dr. Brewer was trying to prove to the people at PolyTech, whom he had been working with that they were wrong to fire him for what he was doing. One day, Margaret and Casey came into the basement to see what their "father" was doing and he shouted at them to stay out of there, frightening them.
A week later, Mrs. Brewer was going to see her sick sister, so the clone had to drive her to the airport and was later asked by their neighbor for some help when he returned to the house. When he got back to the house, he found Margaret and Casey in the basement and calmly but crossly scolded them that they were told to stay out of it. Margaret and Casey asked him what he was doing in there, to which he replied that he will explain later.
Later on, the clone started to show some of his plant-like tendencies. First, he was devouring plant food in the kitchen. Then Casey knocked over a Dodgers cap he was wearing, exposing some leaves sprouting from his head when he was "explaining" to Margaret and Casey what he was doing. Then one night he was in the bathroom bleeding green blood. He didn't realize that Margaret had been spying on him when he was eating the plant food and bleeding blood and she also saw some worm-filled dirt in his bed when she was going to confront him. Later, he made a very unusual and unpleasant-looking lunch for the two kids and tried to persuade them to eat it when the doorbell rang, revealing to be his original's boss, Mr. Martinez. The clone led him to the basement, but fearing his secret will be exposed, he bound and gagged Mr. Martinez and shut him in the closet with his original, but not before stripping him of his clothes. He found that Margaret and Casey had once again been in the basement and they asked him what had happened to Mr. Martinez as they had found his jacket, to which the clone lied that Mr. Martinez had gotten hot and uncomfortable so he took it off and must have been in a state of shock when he left it there. The clone then told the two kids not to go back in the basement as it is dangerous and they would be very sorry.
Later on Saturday, the clone went to the airport to pick up the children's mother, who was back from visiting her sister. They returned home and the clone found Margaret and Casey in the basement again and that they had freed their real father, to which he was most astounded at. He and his original argued about who the impostor was, putting Margaret, Casey and their horrified mother in the middle. Margaret then grabbed the ax from the hatless Dr. Brewer's hands and told both of them to stay back. The clone was relieved and ordered Margaret to hand the ax over to him. Margaret was hesitant until her father from the closet called her Princess, a nickname that the clone had never used. Then Margaret remembered seeing the clone bleeding green blood and with Casey's help, she punctured her father's arm and found red blood, revealing him to be their real father, much to the clone's horror. Immediately after, Dr. Brewer killed his clone by cutting him in half with the axe.
When I was done everyone that hadn't heard about it was shocked!
Qin: I remember that!
Laney: That was crazy!
Eddy: Yeah no kidding!
Dust Man: Nico, who's gonna get a chance to shine today?
Nico: Rice, Konan, Laney Loud, Naruto, Maxxine, and Lyra Heartstrings
Laney: I'm glad I was spared from being turned into a clone.
Lincoln: Same here.
Lyra Heartstrings: This will be fun.
Konan: And me coming to help on the rescue was a good call.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: I agree.
Camie: Is Dr. Brewer crazy as any mad scientist we know that we banished to the Black Gates?
Me: No Dr. Brewer is not that crazy thank goodness. But what he is doing is wrong on so many levels. But he realizes that he is doing really wrong stuff.
Then Tom Lair came.
Me: Oh hello Tom.
Irma: Hey dad.
Tom Lair: Hello everyone.
Me: What's going on.
Tom Lair: Okay. Say something only you guys would know.
Me: Like what in particular?
Tom Lair: Like what's your favorite food?
Me: Ultimeatum burgers.
Nico: Chicken Wings, Cheese, Cake and Cookies and Cream.
We told him our favorite foods.
Tom Lair: Okay good you guys are okay but I saw something wrong with the Loud Sisters. They don't have their wings or powers and all that.
Eli: It's just as we were told. That Brewer Clone replaced them with clones.
Tom Lair: That guy? Didn't you guys take care of him when he abducted Victor and Monty?
Me: Yeah. We thought we did but Slappy brought him back.
Tom Lair: I thought we saw the last of that bad smartaleck puppet!
Me: So did we. But he is back from the Dark Dimension.
Nico: And is causing trouble even as we speak.
Qin: Yeah.
Nico: The rest of the Loud Sisters must be held captive somewhere!
Me: Luckily I have a little something I picked up from Lisa.
I pulled out a tracer and the radar showed that they were in an abandoned cabin in the middle of the forest 75 klicks to the northeast.
Me: Nico remind me to have a little talk with Lisa about putting chips in everyone without everyone's consent.
Nico: Noted.
Ben: Also this reminds me of what me, Gwen and Kevin went through
Me: Really?
Kevin Levin: We shit you not. If it weren't for Jimmy, we wouldn't have gotten out.
Me: What happened?
Ben: Well we were captured by this alien plant monster.
He told us what happened in Bellwood after the secret of Ben being Ben 10 got out.
Jimmy is near a cave with his video camera, saying he is following a tip about a meteor shower. Suddenly, a meteor hits the inside of the cave, so Jimmy goes investigating, but he is shocked to learn that the object inside the cave is nothing but a "dumb space plant". The plant suddenly blooms and attacks Jimmy.
At a remote location, Ben (as Rath), Gwen, and Kevin are fighting SevenSeven. After SevenSeven defeats Gwen and Kevin, Rath defeats him and ties him to a pole. After Rath transforms back into normal, the group was briefly celebrating victory when Jimmy appears and says he has a major story about an alien invasion. Gwen and Kevin leave as they don't believe him, while Ben goes with Jimmy to go to the cave. Soon enough, Ben can't find the plant Jimmy was talking about, much to Jimmy's disbelief. He refuses to give up, so he finds some water graphs that show an increase in water usage in Bellwood. He then goes back to the cave, and finds Ben there, talking to the alien monster. He gets a blurry picture of Ben and tries to show this evidence to Gwen and Kevin, but they still don't believe him, even when he shows them the increase of water usage, so he goes on Will Harangue's show to tell the people about the invasion, but Harangue twists the story, telling his viewers that Ben is plotting an alien invasion. Gwen and Kevin finally get suspicious and decide to investigate the cave Jimmy was talking about. At the supermarket, Jimmy encounters Ben, and he is creeped out by his unusual behavior. When he attempts to leave, he is attacked by Humungousaur.
Jimmy is chased through the supermarket by Humungousaur, who causes a major wreck inside. When Jimmy manages to get away from him by going through a narrow alley, he calls Gwen and Kevin and tells them that Humungousaur is attacking him, but they assure him they know what's going on and that they investigated the cave. Soon, Jimmy is chased by Cannonbolt. Jimmy gets away from him again and finds Gwen and Kevin's car, but he notices something wrong with them. Ben urges him to get in and they go back to the cave. It is revealed that Ben, Gwen, and Kevin are clones created from the plant alien and that they were made to capture Jimmy to find out how he is immune to their master's power. The plant alien's plan is to make copies of everyone in the planet and create an Utopian planet without war, hunger, disease, and fun. Soon, vines crawl on Jimmy and prepare to strangle him.
As the vines tighten around Jimmy, a few packages of peanuts from his backpack fall out and land near some vines, who back away from the peanuts. Jimmy realizes that peanuts is the plant's weakness, explaining how he escaped from the plant before and frees himself and his friends. Plant Gwen and Plant Kevin clones do not possess their counterparts' powers, but Plant Ben stole the Ultimatrix from Ben while he was captured. Plant Ben transforms into Chromastone, but Jimmy throws peanuts at him, which transforms him back into normal.
Just as Plant Ben is about to transform again, Ben takes the Ultimatrix from him and transforms into Swampfire. Swampfire kills the plant clones, angering the plant alien, causing them to all run out of the cave. Swampfire, Gwen, and Kevin to fight the plant alien, but it is too strong. However, Jimmy throws his backpack full of peanuts inside the alien's mouth, weakening it. Swampfire evolves into Ultimate Swampfire and destroys it. Jimmy is sad that he couldn't get any video of the battle, but they reassure him that he is a real reporter, and they will take him seriously from now on.
When it was done we were shocked!
Nico: WHOA!
Me: Wow! What did this alien plant look like?
Gwen showed a hologram of it.
The Plant Alien is a villain that appeared in The Big Story.
The plant alien looks like a pod with purple roots. When the plant alien bloomed, it popped out of the ground and had one eye with a dark purple outline.
It crash landed into a cave on Thursday, May 25, and attacked Jimmy while he was investigating the area for some alien activity.
The plant alien can use its vines as arms to grab victims and eventually devour them. It can also shoot a burst of goo from its mouth. It can imprison people in container like structures and create clones of them, although without the real version's powers. It was also able to take the Ultimatrix from Ben.
We were shocked!
Nico: Whoa! That is ugly!
Shanan: (GASP!) That's a Eridanian Droserean Plant! They are plants that take lifeforms and they can make duplicates to replace them and imitate them.
We gasped!
Nico: We're getting off topic here.
Me: But this is very similar.
Nico: Yeah.
The previous group came.
Count Nocturne: Can me, White Lightning, Seadramon, Deadwood, Oculous, Black Lance, Ryugu Tamatebacco, Black Knight Ghost, Stonedozer and Zavok go with you guys?
Nico: You sure can guys.
Seadramon: We just saw the Loud Sisters and they were offered meat and refused it. Not like them.
Me: That's because those are imposters and our old friend the Brewer Clone is back.
They gasped!
Deadwood: That explains it.
Me: Yep.
Lincoln: Me and Laney are the only ones that weren't captured by him.
White Lightning: Boy you guys dodged a bullet there.
Elec Man: Nico, which Gene Slammer of me and my fellow Robot Masters will you meet next?
Nico: Toad Man next.
Me: Ooh this will be cool.
Qin: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Henry Seraphina, and he's heading here now to avenge the death of his older brother, Simon Seraphina. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh no. Stella, we got bad news.
Stella Seraphina: Let me guess, Henry Seraphina's on the move?
Maria: How'd you figure that out quickly?
Stella Seraphina: When we see everyone's rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flare up even more, that's the sign that one of those assholes are on the move.
Me: Cool.
Nico: And that's a definitely awesome warning. Well, you know what that means.
Hestia Seraphina: That asshole's a dead man walking when we get through with him.
Lincoln: I'll do to him what I did to Simon yesterday.
Nico: You said it. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading off to help Margaret, Casey, and Dr. Brewer destroy Dr. Brewer's Plant Clone and The Plant Clones of The Loud Kids minus Laney.
Lincoln: Make plant clones of us, will he?! He's going to get burned and shredded into mulch for this along with those plant clones of us, and once we get done with them, you're next, Henry Seraphina.
Hestia Seraphina: You better be ready to bleed, Henry Seraphina, I've had it up to hear with you and the rest of those animals who soil every room that you all enter. I would've thought you'd be sealed away forever in that glacier, but Isabella Abaddon just had to piss us off by also freeing you eight from confinement as well, and for what you did in giving Dr. Brewer's Plant Clone samples of the hair of Lincoln and his sisters minus Laney from before they got their powers, now, it's personal, you piece of fucking shit!
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to help Margaret, Casey, and Dr. Brewer destroy Dr. Brewer's Plant Clone and The Plant Clones of The Loud Kids minus Laney, after we got through with them, Hestia Seraphina and Lincoln are going to destroy Henry Seraphina, the next of The Seraphina Sister's evil cousins, and they're really going to make him suffer especially in what he did in giving Dr. Brewer's Plant Clone samples of the hair of Lincoln and his sisters minus Laney from before they got their powers.
We were off to find the plant clones. We had weed killer and flamethrowers and we had fire ready for them.
We were flying.
White Lightning: Let's rescue the other Loud Sisters first.
Me: Well according to Lisa's tracer it saws their location is up ahead.
We saw a creepy cabin in the forest.
Nico: Creepy.
Me: A Creepy Cabin In The Woods. Very fitting for a clone monster.
We landed and went over to the cabin and it was creepy.
Leni: Hey, guys!
Concrete Man: Hey, "Leni"!
Rarity: Okay Leni what is my favorite kind of fashion magazine?
Then she growled and turned green and Laney splashed the Leni Plant clone with Weed Killer and it wilted and melted.
Deadwood: I'm a tree monster and even I think this guy is nuts!
Nico: You probably would not get along with him.
Qin: I agree.
We went into the cabin and stayed on the alert.
Me: (Sniffs) I smell plant fertilizer.
Lana came.
Lana: Hey, guys!
Dive Man: Hey, "Lana"! (To Kora Dive) Let's take her out together!
Kora Dive: You got it.
Me: Okay Lana do you like eating Earthworms and chum?
I pulled out a bucket of Earthworms and chum and then she growled and turned green and Kora and Dive Man fired torpedoes and blasted her into smithereens.
BOOOM!
Me: That's that.
Ryugu Tamatebacco: Are we getting close?
Eli: (Concentrates) Yeah the main lab is right below us. 100 feet below us.
Me: Whoa he is really going to a lot of great lengths to make sure we don't find him.
Nico: But with our powers there is always no place to hide.
Xenia: Yeah.
Mushi: We need to get them out now!
Nico: If you see any of those plant clones, blast them.
Eli: Down here.
Nico opened the door and it was a dark and scary tunnel that was pitch black.
Nico: I can't see anything down there.
Laney: Scary.
I turned on my infrared night vision.
Me: Follow me.
We went down the stairs and it was dark and scary.
We saw Lucy Loud.
Lucy Loud: Hey, guys.
Stonedozer: Hey, "Lucy"!
Rice: If you really are her!
Brittney: Want some blood?
Brittney cut her arm and she had blood drip out and then Lucy growled and turned green and I fired a blast of fire and incinerated her.
Me: That is that.
Brittney's wound healed.
We got to a big metal door.
Eli: Whoa.
Me: Big door.
Eli: The big main lab is through there and I sense 13 signals. It's the Loud's, Dr. Brewer and Margaret and Casey.
Me: Looks like we're going to have to bust through the door.
Bugly: Like this?!
He fired a blast and blew the door down and we gasped when we saw a MASSIVE AND HUGE GREENHOUSE!
Me: Wow!
It was a massive and incredibly huge greenhouse full of tropical plants and everything.
Nico: Wow! It's a jungle in here.
Me: And this far underground? Wow!
Xenia: Boy growth like this would take thousands of years.
Laney: Incredible.
Zavok: We need to get them out now!
Konan: And then go to the bunker to plan our next move!
Me: Right!
Eli: Look there!
We saw 13 plant pods and in each one was one of each of the Loud Sisters, Dr. Brewer, Margaret and Casey!
Me: It's them!
I unsheathed my sword and slashed open the pods and they fell out and they were weak, dizzy, tired and groggy.
Bobby caught Lori.
Lori: (Groans) (Weakly) Boo Boo bear?
Bobby: I'm here Lori.
Ed and Eddy caught Leni and Luan.
Sam caught Luna, Lightning caught Lynn, Rocky caught Lucy, Winston and Skippy caught Lana and Lola, Dexter caught Lisa and Carlitos caught Lily. Me, Nico and Eli caught Margaret, Casey and Dr. Brewer.
Sam S.L.: Luna are you okay?
Luna: (Groans) (Weakly) Sam? Oh man what hit me?
Me: We'll explain later.
We heard growling.
Me: Lets go!
We teleported back to the Estate and went to our infirmary.
Lola: (COUGHS) What happened? I have the worst headache.
Lana: Me too.
Lily: I feel like I got smashed by a comet.
Lisa Loud: My cranium is really spinning.
Me: You guys were captured by the clone of Dr. Brewer.
Eli: Yeah.
Lucy: Gasp.
Laney: But at least you are all okay.
Runabout: Now, let's see that bunker.
Tom Lair: All the people are hiding in it should there be an emergency. I'll show you guys where it's at. It's underneath the Gotham Royal York Convention Center.
Me: Lets go then. Lori, you and your sisters get some rest. Varie said you'll feel better tomorrow.
Lori: Okay. Thanks guys. Laney literally made the right call going with you guys and so did Lincoln.
Lincoln: Yeah.
Laney: Thank goodness.
We went to the bunker.
We arrived at the convention center and went to the bunker and we saw that it was a REALLY HUGE Bunker!
Laney: Look at this!
Black Knight Ghost: When was this built?
Tom Lair: We had this built shortly after the World Tree Estate was made. Big enough to house 100 times more than the current population of Gotham Royal York.
Me: Wow! That's over 400,000,000,000+ People.
Nico: Yeah.
Camie: Wow look at everyone here.
Varie: Yeah.
Beastbox: There are a lot of goats here
Jimmy: (Laughs) Those are my goats. They are my friends that Rolf lets me take care of when he needs me to do so.
Carmen: It's true. Captain Rolf lets Jimmy take care of his goats when he is away at family gatherings.
Nico: Very cool and awesome.
Maria: It sure is.
Rolf: Rolf even brought Viktor!
Black Lance: (laughs) I knew you would!
Naruto: We're gonna need him.
Me: Yep.
We got the city to rally together and we got them armed with pitchforks, torches and weapons.
Jinx: This makes up for the rest of the Louds being out of commission.
Me: Yep.
We were later on the warpath towards the cabin.
Nico: Menasor we're going to need to drill our way down to the greenhouse.
Cybertron Menasor: (Irish Accent) You got it lad.
He drilled a tunnel and we walked down.
Oculous: He'll never see us coming!
Maxxine: No, he won't.
Cybertron Menasor: We're almost there lads.
Seawing: Entrance time!
Cybertron Menasor: That's right!
Menasor drilled through and the Brewer clone was mad. Then the spirits of goats came and swirled around him and then they converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted out and fireballs rained down and numerous plants bursted into flames. Then a phoenix cry was heard.
We came out.
Brewer Clone: YOU!
Me: That's right leaf breath!
An old lady approached us.
Old Lady: Excuse me. Would you like some flowers?
One punch from Nico revealed she was a plant.
Seadramon: Overkill, much?!
Lyra: You know she was a plant, right?
Seadramon: Yeah. (Echoing) ICE BLAST!
He fired a blast of ice from his mouth and froze the plant and destroyed it.
Rice transformed into Razorfist and slashed and smashed the Brewer Clone all over!
Laney: NO ONE TAKES MY FAMILY AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!
She lashed him with a whip made of bramble vines and slashed him with her scythe!
Konan: SHIKIGAMI DANCE!
She flapped wings made of paper and sent bombs of paper and they exploded all over!
Naruto: WIND STYLE: RASENSHURIKEN!
He threw a powerful Rasenshuriken of wind and it hit the Brewer Clone and exploded!
EXTREMELY MASSIVE POWERFUL EXPLOSION!
Maxxine turned into Queen Nail and she slashed and bashed and punched him.
Lyra fired magic blasts and blasted the Brewer Clone all over.
Brewer Clone: You think you can stop me from replacing humanity with plants?!
Me: You're fucking insane! No way in hell are we going to let you do that!
Lincoln: Yeah you psychotic walking piece of celery!
Lincoln fired a wave of fire and blasted the Brewer clone.
Lazlo: You are just a walking tub of banana peels!
He fired energy blasts and blasted the Brewer Clone all over!
Girl Jordan: You took my future husband's sisters and no way are we going to let you do anymore harm!
Brewer Clone: We'll see about that!
Then the rest of the clones came!
Nico: Fuck! We forgot the rest of them!
Plant Lisa, Lynn, Luan, Luna and Lily roared and growled.
Me: I didn't!
I fired waves of fire and incinerated them.
Nico: Now there are NO MORE clones!
Me: Yep!
Nico: I can't believe I'm saying this again but Loud Sisters you have failed this city!
Xenia: They sure have!
Twilight Sparkle: Brewer Clone you will pay for hurting our future sisters in law!
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah!
They fired waves of magic and fire and blasted the Brewer Clone all over!
Lola: Yeah!
May: Wait. Where are the clones of Lori and Lola?!
Eli: Already dealt with them!
Eli was standing over flaming piles of ash.
Eli: They tried to jump at me from behind and I blasted them with Force Fire.
Nico: HA! Nice try you chlorophyllic piles of mulch!
Ben turned into Swampfire
Ben: SWAMPFIRE!
Nico: Time for some Methanosian power!
Swampfire: It's going to burn!
He fired a blast of fire and blasted Brewer Clone!
Laney: You will never work with plants again!
Nico: Yeah!
Swampfire: Time to go Ultimate!
He turned into ULTIMATE SWAMPFIRE!
Ultimate Swampfire: ULTIMATE SWAMPFIRE!
He was ready to kick some butt!
He fired a wave of blue fire and blasted the Brewer Clone.
Gwen Tennyson: I hope you're not a chicken salad.
Kevin Levin: Okay stop. I can't let a bad pun be the last thing I hear!
Me: I thought it was a good one.
I fired a wave of fire and blasted Brewer Clone and Gwen fired a blast of magic and blasted him.
Lincoln: Take this!
He fired a wave of lightning and electrocuted Brewer Clone.
Then Whirlwind, Molten Man, Koragg, King Shark, Touch & Go, Firebrand, Plastique, Girder, Dark Laser and Biowulf came.
Nico: Whirlwind, Molten Man, Koragg, King Shark, Touch & Go, Firebrand, Plastique, Girder, Dark Laser and Biowulf.
Whirlwind: Rest assured that none of us are plant clones.
Molten Man: We killed any flowers that tried to capture us.
Koragg: They didn't know what they were messing with.
Me: That's good. The Loud's are really drained so they are going to be out of commission till tomorrow.
Koragg: At least they are okay.
King Shark: (to Nico) We heard you fought an Evil Sasuke.
Nico: We sure did. On a swamp planet made of Nacho Cheese Sauce
Mr. Touch: Did you remember to do the rant?
Me: Yep. Mikoto Uchiha did it.
Mr. Go: Wow! Sasuke's own mother doing that to her own son.
Me: Cruel twist there. But fitting on an evil version of her son.
Sprayloid 2 came.
Me: Sprayloid 2. Up for another round I see.
Sprayloid 2: I sure am.
Me: Hope you're spray is full of weed killer.
Sprayloid 2: I don't know if it is but that will be awesome.
Me: Yep.
Sprayloid 2: Rest assured I killed any flowers trying to copy me.
Me: Awesome.
Qin: Good thinking.
Me: Yeah.
We got the battles underway.
Tom Majors, Jared, Miranda Rodriguez, Thunder Eagle, Zyla the Faithful, Thundenix, Maxxor, Kaz, Sarah, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Air Man and Dust Man VS Whirlwind, Yost Whirlwind, Lego Whirlwind, LEgo Whirlwind 2099, Evil Luxord, Falkar, Carnom, Lego Red Hulk, and Universe 666 Genie Jafar - Us on a Nacho Cheese Swamp Planet and Mikoto transforming against an Evil Sasuke.
Whirlwind was first.
Whirlwind: (to Tom) Nico's rescue was on on a Nacho Cheese Swamp Planet. Mikoto transformed against an Evil Sasuke.
Tom: She sure did and it was so awesome.
Jared: Mikoto really showed that evil monster in the form of her son a massive and awesome rant.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah it was really awesome.
Scootaloo: Yeah it sure was.
Whirlwind (Skylanders): You got that right.
Whirlwind (Marvel): That is cool! Lets do it!
Tom and Whirlwind flared up wind dragon auras! Songs for Tom Majors and Whirlwind: Classic Girl by Jane's Addiction and Man Against the World by Survivor. Tom and group fired waves of wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed them down.
Kaz, Gullwings, Emily Lola Sarsaparilla, Sherman Klump, Ace Ventura, Toothless, Chaor, Sarah, Peyton, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Fire Man and Elec Man VS Molten Man, Evil Magma Man, Evil Torch Man, Evil Fire Man, Warp, So Yaguruma, Two Butt Monster, Plantimalsm and Draco Zodiarts - Battling Another Goldar, Suzaku, Hydrax, Organ Grindor, Secret Snake Club, Professor Monkey-For-A-Head and Devack who were The Keyblade Knight of Popeye Port and the Embodiment of the Volcano Dopant
Molten Man was next.
Molten Man (to Kaz): Nico's team, Dante's team, Devack' steam, and the others did good battling Another Goldar, Suzaku, Hydrax, Organ Grindor, Secret Snake Club, Professor Monkey-For-A-Head and Devack. They were The Keyblade Knight of Popeye Port and the Embodiment of the Volcano Dopant
Kaz: They sure were and it was really awesome too.
Yuna: It sure was.
Sunset Shimmer: It was awesome meeting them.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) We all thought it was cool.
Sunburn: Yeah it was.
Molten Man: Glad you all had fun. Lets do it!
Kaz and Molten Man flared up Volcanic Dragon Auras. Songs for Kaz and Molten Man: Brother Louie by Modern Talking and Safety Net by Shop Assistants. Kaz and group fired waves of fire and smashed them down.
Sarah Gunnerson, X-Squad Cyclonis, Tammy Lincolnshire, Venus Chan, Dream Girl, Sailor Krypton, Peyton, Kaz, Tom, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Concrete Man and Impact Man VS Koragg, Necrolai, Magma, Oculous, Darcy, Blackbrair Thorn, Hanayaida, Daroach, and Anthrax the Terrible - Lincoln's Rescue in Las Vegas and rescuing girls from the McWolf Duo and battling Chiros
Koragg was next.
Koragg: (to Sarah) I heard Lincoln's Rescue was in Las Vegas. He rescued girls from the McWolf Duo before battling Chiros
Sarah Gunnerson: Yeah that was so fun.
X-Squad Cyclonis: It sure was cool.
Applejack: Yeehaw! It sure was.
Apple Bloom: Yeah it was cool.
Flashwing: It sure was.
Koragg: Glad you guys had fun. Lets do it!
Sarah and Koragg flared up Earth Dragon Auras. Songs for Sarah and Koragg: Stand By Me by Ben E. King and Dance Hall Days by Wang Chung. Sarah and group fired waves of earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.
Peyton, Crimson Fox, Tai, Matt, Izzy, Mimi Tasogare, Sarah, Kaz, Tom, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Dive Man and Splash Woman VS King Shark, Bruce (Finding Nemo), Sharkyonara, 6-headed Shark, Don Utomodachi, James Nixon McGarfield, Werewolf Ghost, Yokubabanger of The Electric Shock, and Timberius - Meeting Siri Shukaku
King Shark was next.
King Shark (to Peyton): I heard you guys met Siri Shukaku. What's she like?
Peyton: She's the Avatar of the 1-Tailed Tanuki of the sand and she is a powerful one.
Crimson Fox: (French Accent) She sure is strong too..
Rarity: Indeed she is darlings.
Sweetie Belle: You got that right.
Gill Grunt: Yeah that is cool.
King Shark: I think that's Awesome. Lets do it!
Peyton and King Shark flared up water dragon auras. Songs for Peyton and King Shark: Farmer's Almanac by Johnny Cash and Paradise is Here by Cher. Peyton and group fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.
Tyler Bowman, Sari, Eric Meyers, Igawa Asagi, Dark Magician, Sorcerer of Dark Magic, Shope, Roach, Kevin, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Robin Food and Mushi VS Touch & Go, Evil Metal Man, Evil Crash Man, Evil Drill Man, Evil Search Man, Wolfgang, Lightning Empress, Wizards (Spyro Enemies), and Boxy (Kirby) - Nico and Sena Skull's Blind Date at the Movie Theater and Halinor and Ultrox's bonding session
Mr. Touch & Go were next.
Mr. Go: (to Tyler) Nico and Sena Skull's Blind Date was at the Movie Theater. It was also where Halinor and Ultrox's bonding session was.
Tyler: Yeah and we saw the Super Mario Bros. 2023 movie.
Sari: That was so fun and cool.
Fluttershy: It was a really fun one.
Tornado Bolt: Yeah it sure was.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) It was awesome too.
Stealth Elf: I agree there too.
Mr. Touch: That is awesome. That movie is fun. Lets do it!
Tyler and Touch and Go flared up Nature Dragon Auras. Songs for Tyler Bowman and Touch and Go: 9 to 5 by Sheena Easton and Brown Sugar by The Rolling Stones. Tyler and group fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and energy and smashed them down.
Kevin Reynolds, Blossom, Fire Kraken, Jade Fire Kraken, Jade Flashwing, Smolderdash, Tyler, Amy, Shope, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Texh Skylanders, Bugly and Iguanus VS Firebrand, Evil Fire Man, Evil Flame Man, Evil Heat Man, Comrade Red, Armaggon, Levira, Basco ta Jolokia, and Oven Jamen - Ultrox and Halinor had an awesome fun time
Firebrand was next.
Firebrand (to Kevin): Ultrox and Halinor had an awesome fun time. I know one moment in the movie that was similar to Poromon's fight against Infernape.
Kevin: That was the battle with Donkey Kong and Mario. That was awesome.
Blossom: Boy it sure was.
Pinkie Pie: That was the best movie EVER!
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) It was a fun movie.
Featherweight: It sure was. And the chase was funny too.
Sprocket: J.D. ended up in the Jupiter Prison and he met the Embodiment of the Fog Dopant and instead of tickling they dogpiled on him.
Firebrand: (LAUGHS) That's funny! Lets do it!
Kevin and Firebrand flared up metal dragon auras. Songs for Kevin Reynolds and Firebrand: The Power of Love by Celine Dion and Strong Enough by Sheryl Crow. Kevin and group fired wavves of metal, gears and lightning and smashed them down.
Shope, Erasa, Melanie Romanova, Adrien Gecko, Doppel, Amy Wong, Amy, Tyler, Kevin, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Runabout and Runamuck VS Plastique, RTN Deidara, Evil Bomb Man, Evil Blast Man, Evil Magma Man, Ovulator, Commander Saturn, Son of The Chicken from Outer Space, and Reptilicus - Dr. Brewer's Clone from Stay Out of The Basement is next!
Plastique was next.
Plastique (to Shope): Dr. Brewer's Clone from Stay Out of The Basement is next! J.D. and the rest faced him before, right?
Shope: They sure did and that was a really brutal and cool one.
Erasa: It sure was awesome.
Twilight Sparkle: That was an amazing adventure back then.
Starshine Sparkle: We were told what happened the first time and it was awesome.
Spyro: Yeah it sure was.
Plastique: That is amazing. Lets do it!
Shope and Plastique flared up magic dragon auras. Songs for Shope and Plastique: I Don't Want to Wait by Paula Cole and Knocking On Heavens Door by Guns N Roses. Shope and group fired waves of magic and blasted them down
Roach (Supernoobs), Mira, Tamao, Elie, Haru, Sylphy - (Visions of Escaflowne), Marina, Amy, Tyler, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Squawktalk and Beastbox VS Girder, Ironmonger, Grey Hulk, Ironclad, Quicksand, Universe 666 Storious, Asajj Ventress, Gammanizer Climate, and Universe 666 Issei Kurosaki - Dr. Brewer's Plant Clone captured Lincoln's sisters minus Laney and Lincoln and now he wants to replace EVERYONE INTO CHLOROPHYLLIC FREAKS!
Girder was next.
Girder: (to Roach) Dr. Brewer's Plant Clone captured Lincoln's sisters minus Laney and Lincoln. And now, he wants to replace EVERYONE INTO CHLOROPHYLLIC FREAKS!
Roach: That is absolutely crazy!
Mira: This takes the movies Little Shop of Horrors and Invasion of The Body Snatchers to a whole new level.
Starlight Glimmer: Yeah it sure does.
Cozy Glow: It sure does yeah.
Hex: No kidding.
Girder: Yeah that is for sure. Lets do it!
Roach and Girder flared up Skeleton Dragons. Songs for Roach and Girder: Don't Look Back In Anger by Oasis and Buses and Trains by Bachelor Girl. Roach and group fired waves of bones, blood, skulls, lightning, magic and Stars and smashed them down.
Sabrina Mason, Sailor Mercury, Lizzie Strong, Yumi Davenport, Captain Spitfire, Balto, Carly Beth, Abby Martin, Lucy Dark, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Kitten and Jinx VS Dark Laser, Super Bike, Universe 666 Nega Chin, Bronze Kneecap, Space Kook, Evil Princess, Mentok the Mindtaker, Spirit of Fireball McPhan, and Flying Fish - Dr. Brewer was REALLY PLAYING with fire!
Dark Laser was next.
Dark Laser: (to Sabrina) Dr. Brewer was REALLY PLAYING with fire! But do you think his plant clone is more scary then the Haunted Mask?
Sabrina: I absolutely think so. But what Dr. Brewer did was REALLY playing with fire by tampering with the laws of mother nature.
Sailor Mercury: Yeah his experiments was really dangerous.
Princess Luna: Yeah that is crazy. What Dr. Brewer was doing is horrible.
Moondust: Yeah he needs to stop this.
Snowdrop: I'm sure that after today he will.
Gari: I agree.
Blackout: No kidding.
Dark Laser: I agree. Lets do it!
Sabrina and Dark Laser flared up dark dragon auras. Songs for Sabrina Mason and Dark Laser: Witch Doctor by Don Lang and the News and In The Summertime by Mungo Jerry. Sabrina and group fired waves of darkness and smashed them down.
Jake Long, Yumi, Tabitha Welkington, Bonnie, Lucy, Sabrina, Rose the Huntsgirl, Zuko, Tuck, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Overbite and Seawing VS Biowulf, Skalamander, Noface, Universe 666 Van Kleiss, Ludo, Sweetcheeks, Wood Ninja, Esper, and Nightmare Metroid Other M - Dr. Brewer's Plant Clone was no match for the witz of Laney, Tom Lair, Lincoln and the people of the town.
Biowulf was next.
Biowulf: (to Jake) Dr. Brewer's Plant Clone was no match for the wits of Laney, Tom Lair, Lincoln and the people of the town. Good thing they caught on quickly
Jake: Yeah that is for sure. Never underestimate the smarts and support of everyone.
Yumi: Yeah that is for sure.
Princess Celestia: Yeah that is amazing that people are smart and powerful.
King Solar: That is for sure too.
Solar Eclipsa: Yeah not even clones are a match for the witz of everyone.
Amber Morning: Yeah no kidding.
Spotlight: Yeah that is for sure.
Biowulf: No kidding. Lets do it!
Jake and Biowulf flared up light dragon Jake Songs for Jake Long and Biowulf: Wind of Change by Scorpions and Long Day by Matchbox 20. Jake and group fired waves of light and smashed them down.
Beast Morphers Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Fourze Riders, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Sprayloid 2
Sprayloid 2 was next.
Sprayloid 2: This will be awesome.
Nico: It sure will.
May: Yep.
Spraytron 2: Lets get it on!
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of The Plant Clones, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the Anti-Goosebumps symbol etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades and blessed by the powers of Heaven, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels.
Nico teleported back with them.
Beast Morpher Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! ACTIVATE BEAST POWER!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! BEAST MORPHERS!
Fourze Riders: HENSHIN!
They transformed and were ready!
Devon: BEAST X BLASTERS!
They summoned their Beast X Blasters.
Nico: Fire!
They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts hit him and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Devon: Virus eliminated!
Nico: Spraytron 2 you have failed this city.
Troy: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win
We regrouped.
Gia: You like being green, huh?
Tsukasa: By the end of this, you're going to be yellow!
Kamen Ride: Forever Yellow!
Tsukasa turned into the yellow rangers and Daiki summoned clones of all the yellow rangers from over the course of 47+ Years.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! FOREVER YELLOW!
They turned into the Yellow Rangers from Mighty Morphin to Lightspeed Rescue!
Maria: And this! (TURNS DIAL) BEAUTIFUL BRAINS 6!
She summoned Beautiful Gorgeous, Lipsyncher, Robot Sandy, Skarf, Krampus and Hurter Monkey!
We went at the Brewer Clone and bashed and blasted him all over.
Clodor, Staluk, Kopond, Accato, Dhilas, Chaor, Maxxor, and Ninren blasted and smashed him.
First Aid, Reflector, Laney and Popeye used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced First Aid's Narrow Laser, Reflector's Flash Explosion, and Laney and Popeye's powers 100-fold.
First Aid and Popeye: LASER SPINACH BLAST!
Reflector and Laney Loud: FLASHING LEAF STORM BLAST!
Frosta of the Ice and White Lightning: ICE LIGHTNING BLAST!
Poromon of the Mascots and Seadramon: ICE LIGHTNING STORM!
Jonny 2X4 of the Acorns & Plank and Deadwood: WOOD NATURE BLAST!
Ice Spirit of Tommy and Oculous: ICE EYE STORM!
Marceline of the Darkness and Count Nocturne: DARKNESS VAMPIRE BLAST!
Clumsiness of Jimmy Devlin and Black Lance: CLUMSY BLAST SPEAR!
Mera of Atlantis and Ryugu Tamatebacco: ATLANTIS OARFISH BLAST!
Red She-Hulk Fury and Black Knight Ghost: HULK KNIGHT BLAST!
Clobbering Force of Thing and Stonedozer: STONE CLOBBER BASH!
28th Century Fury of Ace Bunny and Zavok: LOONEY FURY BLAST!
Fluttershy, Mirage Daffodil & Butterfly Rose, Anthea, Sphinx Moth, Primal Rage, Phyllis the Florauna & Venus the Plant, Botanica Alhelí, Rango Clay, Grassblade, Lana Croft, Cheetor Tano, Axe-Mantis, Lily Longsocks, Toola-Roola, Coconut Cream, Discord, Zecora, Tree Hugger, Mage Meadowbrook, Sandbar, Sweet Leaf, Life Skylanders and Pyunma: LEAF STORM OF KINDNESS!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Fluttershy, me, Lincoln, Laney, Eli and Nico: PLANT RETRIBUTION BLAST!
We fired a massive blast of energy and elements.
Lincoln: PLANT EATER ELEMENT STYLE: GOAT!
Entrapta: PLANT EATER LIGHTNING STYLE: SHEEP!
Perfuma: PLANT EATER NATURE STYLE: PANDA!
Frosta: PLANT EATER ICE STYLE: RHINO!
Shantae: PLANT EATER MAGIC STYLE: RABBIT!
Akko: PLANT EATER STAR STYLE: GIRAFFE!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said animals.
Lincoln and his harem: PLANT EATER FINAL SMASH: HERBIVORE CHOMPMANIA!
They summoned herbivorous animals to chomp.
Lincoln: We've had just about enough of you Plant Clones to last an eternity. So, goodbye and good riddance! FIRESTORM INFERNO STYLE NINJA ART: HAZY FLAME FIRESTORM RASENSHURIKEN!
Lincoln formed a massive Fire Rasenshuriken with The Hazy Flame Duel Monsters orbiting around the fiery core, and he threw it right at the Plant Clones of Dr. Brewer and The Loud Kids minus Laney, it exploded with incredible force as it slammed into them, and all of them were burned and incinerated into ashes and Dr. Brewer's Plant Clone and his many Plant Clones were sent to The Black Gates forever.
Me: GREAT BALLS OF FIRE, THAT WAS FIERY!
Nico: No kidding, but good riddance forever, you human-despising weeds. Awesome job, gang.
Lincoln: That's another Goosebumps Monster and another of Slappy's army of monsters put down. Now, there's only one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: Henry Seraphina.
?: YOU GODDAMN BITCHES AND BASTARD! YOU WILL ALL BURN!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier with absorption energy surrounding the diamond barrier that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of fire blasts, and it absorbed the blasts of fire and they flowed into us and made us even stronger than ever.
Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking that scent from anywhere, come on out right now, Henry Seraphina, or we will force you out.
A massive muscular male with the same orange hair as The Seraphina Sisters and wearing blood red clothes and fire demon wings came out, it was Henry Seraphina, one of the eight evil cousins of The Seraphina Sisters and dangerous criminal in Royal Woods.
Lincoln: Henry Seraphina, I should've known it was you: the stench of fire and B.O. in the air. This just never stops with you, does it? I thought we were rid of you and the rest of your brothers, but Isabella Abaddon had to mess things up as always when she freed that hate-filled jealous-crazed destructive monster, Abigail Seraphina, along with you. Well, now we're going to make sure that you're put down like the rabid dog that you are!
Henry Seraphina: YOU DARE TO SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT?! I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE A GOD AMONG MEN, LINCOLN LOUD, YOU AND THE REST OF THOSE SERAPHINA BITCHES WILL DIE FOR THROWING US IN THOSE CHAMBERS AND IMPRISONING US IN THOSE GLACIERS AND SENT US TO ANTARCTICA!
Hestia Seraphina: That was all your doing along with the doing of your brothers, Henry, and now, you shall threaten mankind and the world no more.
Suddenly, Hestia Seraphina's red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by an orange yellow and crimson red energy aura with stars, fire, flames, three-headed hellhounds, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Hazy Flame Cerberus-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Simon Seraphina, she left orange yellow and crimson red energy, stars, fire, flames, basilisks, three-headed hellhounds, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Hestia Seraphina: Never did I expect to ever see you again, Henry. We put a stop to you and your brothers years ago along with Abigail and we threw you all into cryogenic chambers that cut off your powers and we put you into those glaciers that sent you all to Antarctica where you would be forever forgotten. But, as always, that bitch, Isabella Abaddon, had to fuck things up and free your asses with those demons of hers. Well, that ends here and now, your plan to destroy us all and burn the entire world shall go up in flames together with your life, and for what you did in giving that Plant Clone the hair samples of Lincoln and his sisters minus Laney to make plant clones of them, you're really in for it now, you piece of shit!
Suddenly, Hestia Seraphina was surrounded by a massive vortex of orange yellow and crimson red energy with stars, fires, and flames surrounding the vortex, there are three-headed hellhounds, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a yellow phoenix with red eyes glaring at Henry Seraphina: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Hestia Seraphina emerged, but she was changed forever.
Hestia Seraphina grew from 7'0" to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large fire-colored orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has crimson red highlights in the bangs of her long orange hair and large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon red eyes and an orange yellow and crimson red energy aura with stars, fire, flames, fire magic, three-headed hellhounds, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has Hazy Flame Cerberus along with Cerberus of Greek Myth emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has on phoenix earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, Flame, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also Hazy Flame Cerberus with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, Flame, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the second pendant on the bottom of her crimson red basilisk and cockatrice-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with crimson red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and crimson red gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Hestia Seraphina has on a sleeveless crimson red vest, sleeveless crimson red crop top, crimson red skirt, orange pants, orange legwarmers, orange sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, fire, flames, fire magic, three-headed hellhounds, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Hazy Flame Cerberus and Cerberus of Greek Myth surrounded by flames. Suddenly, Hestia Seraphina felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive orange angel wings with crimson red tips on the large orange feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she also now has eleven massive and long midnight orange wolf tails with crimson red tips and crimson red markings, Hestia Seraphina has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large crimson red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Hestia Seraphina's Hazy Flame Cerberus-themed greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of orange yellow and crimson red energy, stars, fire, flames, fire magic, three-headed hellhounds, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Hestia Seraphina's Eternal Fire Inferno Hazy Flame Cerberus Fire Angel Greatsword of Eternal Fire Inferno Hazy Flame Cerberus Fire Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded orange gems and Hazy Flame Cerberus etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged crimson red blade, large crimson red Cerberus heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and large crimson red gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large crimson red Cerberus heads with orange gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large Cerberus heads is a large crimson red hellhound head with orange gems for eyes and orange gem in its mouth for the pommel, Hestia Seraphina has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with crimson red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Hazy Flame Cerberus' three head with crimson red gems for eyes and large crimson red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a crimson red kanji below Hazy Flame Cerberus that said, "Hestia Seraphina, Gene-Slammer of Hazy Flame Cerberus, Master of The Powers of Fire and Fire Magic, True Immortal and Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Sister of Stella, Nuria, Elaine, Ember, Alinta, Helia, and Bridget Seraphina, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Archenemy of Sphere Doomers, Destroyer of Henry Seraphina, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Fire, Flames, Fire Magic, Cerberus, Stars, Phoenixes, and Angels"
ヘスティア セラフィナ、ヘイジー フレイム ケルベロスのジーン スラマー、火の力と炎の魔法の達人、真の不滅で宇宙の強力な戦士、ステラ、ヌリア、エレイン、エンバー、アリンタ、ヘリア、ブリジット セラフィナの愛する姉妹リンカーン・ラウドの守護天使であり未来の妻、スフィア・ドゥーマーの大敵、ヘンリー・セラフィナの破壊者、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、大使、そして宇宙への希望の灯台、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望の真の女神、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者であり悪の殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、素晴らしく強力な教師の素晴らしく強力な生徒、そして火、炎、火魔法、ケルベロス、スター、フェニックス、天使のマスター
Suddenly, Hestia Seraphina's immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!
Hestia Seraphina has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-HAZY FLAME CERBERUS-CERBERUS-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC FIRESTORM HAZY FLAME CERBERUS PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC FIRESTORM HAZY FLAME CERBERUS PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC FIRESTORM HAZY FLAME CERBERUS PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were really amazed by Hestia Seraphina's Super Angel-Hazy Flame Cerberus-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Henry Seraphina saw it, he fell into a rage and fired a blast of fire at her and Lincoln to kill them, but Lincoln and Hestia Seraphina absorbed it and it made them even stronger than ever, and Hestia Seraphina fired a massive barrage of orange yellow and crimson red energy, stars, fire, flames, fire magic, three-headed hellhounds, phoenixes, and angels which hits Henry Seraphina and he was knocked down, he got back up, but now, he was even angrier than ever.
Nuria Seraphina: Oh man, Hestia's transformed, now things are really going to heat up now!
Lincoln: That's right, Hestia Seraphina's transformed into her Super Angel-Hazy Flame Cerberus-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and now, it's high-time we got through with that piece of shit, Henry Seraphina.
Hestia Seraphina: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Cosmic Eternal Flame Firestorm Hazy Flame Cerberus Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Flame Firestorm Hazy Flame Cerberus Phoenix Angel Love) He will burn for everything he's done.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Hestia Seraphina.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Your rampage is over, Henry. Unlike what we did in imprisoning Abigail after I stripped her of her powers, you are way too dangerous to let live and thus, you will die for everything you've done.
Hestia Seraphina and Lincoln went after Henry Seraphina who continued firing powerful blasts of fire and fire magic at them, but Lincoln and Hestia Seraphina kept absorbing them and it made them even stronger than ever, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, orange yellow and crimson red energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Henry Seraphina and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his gold claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Hestia Seraphina also attacked him with some powerful punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they smashed him all over with their immense and extremely powerful superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts and this was driving Henry Seraphina even more madder with rage.
Henry Seraphina: YOU! YOU! I WILL KILL YOU ALL!
Henry Seraphina charged right at them with uncontrollable rage and wrath in his heart, but Hestia Seraphina fired a powerful fire blast at him which hit him hard and burned him, and then, Lincoln turned the tip of one of his eleven massive and long white tails into Cell's stinger and impaled it into Henry Seraphina's chest, and then, Lincoln began absorbing him and in the process, he was also assimilating his really strong and immensely powerful fire powers, winged flight, total mastery of all forms of fire magic, and immortality as his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and his rainbow energy aura and rainbow fire aura flared as he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done, the stinger changed back and all that was left of Henry Seraphina were his clothes. Then, an energy card with Henry Seraphina's drained soul appeared in Lincoln's left hand, and Lincoln banished him to The Black Gates forever, we cheered wildly for what Hestia Seraphina and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down and Hestia Seraphina's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long orange wolf tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, and massive orange angel wings are permanent.
Hestia Seraphina: This is for everything you and your lowlife brothers have done to us in the past, you piece of shit. Thanks for helping me get rid of that asshole forever, Lincoln.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Hestia.
Suddenly, Hestia Seraphina wrapped her arms around Lincoln's wider and muscular back, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Hestia Seraphina's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Cerberus, and Hazy Flame Cerberus flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and flames raging behind and around them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Hestia Seraphina sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and flames and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Nico: That's another of those destructive assholes put down, and only six more to go.
Lincoln: Yep, and I also found out that after Simon got killed yesterday by me and Stella, Henry, Nathan, Edward, Edgar, Arthur, Harold, and Brian Seraphina made a deal with Slappy.
Me: So, now they've thrown in their lot with Slappy in their desire for revenge, should've known that was coming. So, Lincoln, we may already know this, but who's the last Tailed Beast Avatar we're meeting tomorrow?
Kenzie Kurama: (GULPS) I think we already know who it is that we're meeting on Lincoln's rescue tomorrow: Sakura Shinju, Avatar of The Shinju, The Ten Tailed Beast, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's the most powerful and strongest of the 10 Tailed Beasts and the ultimate Avatar of The 10 Tails, The Shinju. Her power is equally powerful to all of us in our most powerful and her power is literally so strong that she can tear apart an entire planet from the outside and she can cause an entire planet to explode just by simply snapping her fingers! She's the most powerful master of the elements of The Tailed Beasts and she also knows how to use those ten massive and long tails as powerful weapons such as using them to such as using them as whips to whip villains and even grab villains by the neck and toss them to the side or even use Frieza's torture attack on them. She's also a Guardian Angel who takes her job very seriously, and she vowed that if Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan killed Lincoln, she would leave Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lisa and Lola on the planet and destroy the entire planet and take them with it after sending everyone else to a safe ship for safety. In other words: THIS IS ONE GUARDIAN ANGEL NO ONE WANTS TO PISS OFF!
We gulped as many bolts of lightning crashed into the ground and demonic laughter was heard as Kenzie finished her explanation.
Nico: This...is going to be one interest rescue tomorrow.
Me: Yeah.
Eli: I just hope she knows Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan aren't the same monsters that she fought against.
Lincoln: She'll know it all too well, Eli, she has the ability to sense pure evil inside someone, that's the one way she can tell if someone is evil or not.
Laney: That was one of her special powers: to sense evil in someone.
Lincoln: You got that right.
Firebrand: And that's the end of the plant menace.
Plastique: It sure is.
Girder: I hope the Louds will be okay.
Dark Laser: They will be by the time if Nico's rescue.
Lincoln: I'm just glad my sisters are okay.
Laney: Me too.
Biowulf: Now to burn his equipment.
Me: Yeah!
BOOOM! BOOOOM! BOOOOOOMM! BOOOOOOM! BOOOOOOM! BOOOOOOOM!
We fired energy blasts and element blasts and fire blasts and blasted everything all over the place in fiery explosions and burned everything all over.
Me: No more evil plant experiments!
I fired fireballs and blasted the place all over.
KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMM! BBOOOOOOOMMM! BOOOOOOOOOMMMM!
We fired massive blasts of energy and blew it all apart.
Nico: Lets go guys!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
We got out of there.
Krillin: WOOYEAH! That was a blast! Now for the grand finale!
He fired a blast of energy and it went into the cabin and then…
EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND POWERFUL EXPLOSION!
Nico: YEAH!
The entire place was turned into a flaming crater!
Me: That was how you deliver an ending with a bang!
Eli: Yeah!
Laney: (To the viewers) Never mess around with the laws of mother nature or there will be horrible consequences.
Me: Yep.
We went back home.
Meanwhile Slappy saw us blow that lab apart and he was ENRAGED!
Slappy: DAMN THOSE MOTHERFUCKING SHITPIECES! I will have to step up my efforts!
TO BE CONTINUED!
Part 3 done.
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For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Red Ghost, Saleen, Jack O Lantern (Billy & Mandy), Tinkerer, Universe 666 2021 Carnage and Slipknot Zak Saturday, Eiliea the Winged Mermaid, Drew Saturday, Doc Saturday, Fisk, Komodo And Zon And we're going to the Swiss Alps to meet the Ice Climbers and we're going to also help a girl named Christine Abbernockle and she has a REALLY DARK story and we're also going to battle her evil mother who has REALLY HATED HER since the day she was born 17 years ago and she wants nothing more than to kill her. Also we're going to battle her mother too and Ronnie Anne and Syd Chang are going to transform against her. Also we're going to battle Another Takusaw (Abaranger), Octopus, Stag-Beetle, Firefly, Polar Bear, Hawk, Rhinoceros, Hammerhead Undead (Kamen Rider Blade), Parune (Dairangers), Ebolna (Kamen Rider Build), Saleen and Red Ghost. And we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Toad Man and her name is Tina Toad.
The next match-up is Nuria Seraphina, Gene-Slammer of Hazy Flame Griffin and Lincoln VS. Nathan Seraphina
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Queens, New York, specifically The Asmodeus Nightclub, and we got word that Tex Avery McWolf and Tom and Jerry Kids McWolf have kidnapped the girls for Lincoln to rescue and they're at The Asmodeus Nightclub, and after we rescue the girls from Tex Avery McWolf and Tom and Jerry Kids McWolf, they're also going to help us kill our main target, and our main target is none other than Perpetua, overarching antagonist and tyrannical deity of The DC Multiverse. But, it's not just her, but we're also going to destroy Barbatos, The Batman Who Laughs, The Drowned, The Dawnbreaker, The Merciless, The Devastator, The Murder Machine, The Red Death, Ark, Batman Who Frags, Bathomet, Batmazo, Batmage, B-Rex, Beyonder, Batmobeast, Batom, Batrocitus, Black Monday, Castle Bat, Chiroptor, Collector, Darkfather, Doctor Arkham, The Grim Knight, Kull, Mindhunter, Night Glider, The Pearl, Quietus, and Warbat of The Dark Knights, a group of evil and twisted versions of Batman from destroyed Earths who were saved and united by The Batman Who Laughs in order to carry out Barbatos' dark goal of bringing darkness throughout the multiverse. And we're going to meet the last of The Avatars of The Tailed Beasts, and this one is the most extremely powerful, strongest, and deadliest of The Avatars of The Tailed Beasts, her name is Sakura Shinju, Avatar of The Shinju, The Ten Tailed Beast, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's the most powerful and strongest of the 10 Tailed Beasts and the ultimate Avatar of The 10 Tails, The Shinju. Her power is equally powerful to all of us in our most powerful and her power is literally so strong that she can tear apart an entire planet from the outside and she can cause an entire planet to explode just by simply snapping her fingers! She's the most powerful master of the elements of The Tailed Beasts and she also knows how to use those ten massive and long tails as powerful weapons such as using them to such as using them as whips to whip villains and even grab villains by the neck and toss them to the side or even use Frieza's torture attack on them. She's also a Guardian Angel who takes her job very seriously, and she vowed that if Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan killed Lincoln, she would leave Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lisa and Lola on the planet and destroy the entire planet and take them with it after sending everyone else to a safe ship for safety. In other words: THIS IS ONE GUARDIAN ANGEL NO ONE WANTS TO PISS OFF!
Part 4 is for Vampire Breath and Slappy is going to have Count Nightwing work for him to try and cure his vampire blood cravings..
See you next time.
