REVENGE OF THE LAWN GNOMES


Christina just woke up.

She yawned.

There was a knock on the door.

Christina: Come in.

I came in and I had a breakfast feast for her.

Me: Are you doing okay Christina?

Christina: Yes much better thank you J.D.

Me: I'm sorry you went through all that.

Christina: It's okay but thank you.

I gave her breakfast.

Christina: Breakfast buffet. Oh wow.

Me: After everything you went through you're going to need to build up your strength so I made a huge feast in bed for you.

Christina: Thanks J.D. Huh?

She pulled out a beer bottle from under her pillow.

Christina: Why is there a bottle of beer under my pillow?

Me: Oh (LAUGHS) You got a visit from Poromon the Beer Fairy. Poromon slips bottles of beer under everyone's pillows and it's really cute. Poromon decided to become a Tooth Fairy parody called the Beer Fairy.

Christina: (LAUGHS) That is funny and cute. Even though I'm too young to drink beer I think that's cute.

Me: Glad you're feeling better though Christina.

Christina: Thanks to you, Ino and Carrie. But I'm not sure if I'm ready to forgive my mother for everything she did.

Me: Well it takes time. Even though she did so much she is still your biological mother.

Christina: I know. But thank you for everything J.D.

Me: My pleasure.

Poromon: Ha! I cheered her up before you guys did!

Me: Actually Poromon we all had a hand in it.

Christina: Yeah you all did and thank you all. My mother is not my real family. She never was. You guys were along with my father and brother.

Me: I'll have them come here shortly.

I left and gave her time to finish up and she later came down all better.


Walking through the streets of the city was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Rex Goodwin, Blackbird, Sid the Squid, Moltres, Zapdos and Articuno, Krow and the Duke of Trump as well as Jayden Shiba, Randy Cunningham, Kermit, Rango, Tsukasa Kadoya, Ikki and Vice and Brittney's team with Amber, Ren & Stimpy, Powdered Toast Man, Kylie Griffin and Siren as well as Pinkie Pie, Ink Rose, Moonlight Raven, Bonnie Terrez, Roxy, and Kita Birmingham and we were heading to Michael Webster's house from the Goosebumps Book Cuckoo Clock of Doom and we are going to help him deal with the clock but also his evil sister Tara.

Me: Boy the Cuckoo Clock of Doom. That was a really freaky one.

Nico: It sure was. That was a really complex one and Michael learned a massive lesson about that clock.

Brittney: It sure is crazy. And I found out that this was no ordinary Cuckoo Clock. It was called The Cuckoo Clock of Batara Kala. It's a clock that is cursed by a dark magic spell from the Bali god Batara Kala. Anyone that messes with it will be cursed to go back in time to when they were never born.

Qin: Weird!

Xenia: I never even knew about that.

Laney: Scary.

Lola: Yeah.

Camie: Boy that is a dangerous clock.

Nico: Brittney, I want to thank you, Rex, and your teams for coming.

Brittney: I'm always with you but yeah it's going to be fun.

Qin: It sure will be.

Camie: I'll say.

Nicole: It's always fun having you with us sis.

Brittney: It sure is.

Shanan: And I'm always ready for something too.

Nico: Yep.

Qin: It's so awesome.

Nico: Amber, are you happy we brought you back to life?

Amber: I sure am and I'm so happy that J.D. did so.

Camie: J.D. did that?

Me: Yep. I resurrected her during one of the adventures on Remnant.

Qin: I forget which one though but that was awesome.

Me: Yep.

Laney: That was amazing.

Nico: You didn't deserve to get killed by Cinder like that.

Amber: I know. But I'm glad the Prime Universe version is dead.

Xenia: So are we.

Lola: Yeah and given the Black Gates.

Xenia: Good riddance to bad rubbish.

Laney: Yeah no kidding.

Camie: Thank goodness.

Me: Yeah. Whoa yesterday's mission was cool and awesome.

Nico: Boy it sure was! That was a wild one with the Phantom.

Rex Goodwin: But that was so awesome that you guys faced him before.

Laney: It was fun.

Nico: A song played the first time we faced him.

Laney: Yeah and that was Phantom of The Opera.

Me: One of my favorites.

Nico: That was awesome.

Luan: One of the most amazing songs I've heard.

Rarity: It was so amazing and fun too darlings.

Carly Atlas: That video you guys showed us for it was amazing.

Misty Tredwell: That was so awesome.

Me: Yep we all thought it was cool.

Juran: Too bad it didn't play the first time.

Me: Yeah but you can always have another awesome shot at whatever is coming next.

Juran: True.

Jayden: But this will be awesome facing the next one.

Lola: Yep.

Me: And the sad part is that the Phantom never got the opportunity to be part of a play because his life was tragically cut short when he fell through a trap door.

Camie: Yeah poor guy.

Rex Goodwin: We in the Masters of Evil are giving him that second chance.

Nico: That's true. Thank goodness for that.

Qin: Yep.

Camie: How did the Phantom of The Opera get that mask?

Me: He was badly burned in a fire and it left him horribly scarred and disfigured. He had 30% of his face badly burned.

Nico: Ouch.

Xenia: Yikes.

Lola: Yeah that was awful.

Camie: No kidding. That is horrible.

Me: It was.

Nico: You don't really think Michael is gonna mess around with the clock again, do you?

Me: Not on our watch.

Xenia: Besides this is the first time we met him.

Nico: Yeah.

We arrived at Michael Webster's house.

Nico: This is it.

We went and knocked on his door.

Michael answered.

Michael Webster: Wow! Team Loud Phoenix Storm it's an honor.

Me: You too Michael.

Nico: Pleasure to meet you.

Michael Webster: Same here.

We went in to talk.

Michael Webster: Thank goodness you're all here.

Me: Is the clock acting up again?

Michael Webster: It keeps driving me crazy.

Nico: Michael, don't give us any bullshit. We know you're trying to use the clock to erase Tara from existence.

Michael Webster: You're right. I am. I'm gonna touch that cuckoo clock and get that little monster in so much trouble.

Lincoln: No, Michael, don't!

Sabrina Lorelai: He's right, that Cuckoo Clock has some very serious black magic surrounding it, this thing can take someone back in time, and you wanted to use it to erase your sister from existence.

Michael Webster: She's always gotten me in big trouble, she made it her life's mission to make my life misery! I can never forgive her! I hate her so much!

Nico: Yikes!

Me: This is really serious.

Anna Anyanova: Boy I don't blame you. My sister hated my guts too before we found out that it was Chase Young that did it.

Xenia: Yeah.

Lincoln: I get what you were going through, Michael. Lola before she had her Dark Side removed was the same as Tara the Terrible, but Lola was freed from her Dark Side and she's back to who she was before this whole nightmare for me began.

Lola: He's right. But, wait, does Tara have a Dark Side in her?

Sabrina Lorelai: No, Lola, she doesn't. I sensed for one, but there wasn't, she was born evil. She's in a lot of trouble after we tell her parents.

Lincoln: I already did that by showing them the evidence of her crimes.

Brittney: That's right.

She pulled out her book on Supernatural artifacts and showed the clock to him.

Brittney: It's called The Cuckoo Clock of Batara Kala. It's a clock that is cursed by a dark magic spell from the Bali god Batara Kala. Anyone that messes with it will be cursed to go back in time to when they were never born.

Nico: Yeah.

Michael Webster: Wow! I had no idea it was that dangerous.

Me: Believe me Michael, even though we are no strangers to time travel ourselves we have a lot of experiences with the past and the future. The past we have to be extremely careful of because one false move will be incredibly catastrophic.

Lola: That's why you can't use it to mess around with time.

Michael Webstor: Oh, get off your high horse. If I remember correctly, in an alternate timeline, you, Lori, and Lynn went back in time to save Nico from the Digimon Emperor, causing HIM to rule the world! (to me) And you were willing to back in time and erase all evil with the Black Gates just to get a shot at killing Lothor!

Nico: Michael, I think that's enough!

Michael Webstor: Oh, I'm just getting started! You know what your problem is, Nico? For such a big tough Saiyan, you're too soft. It's because of you that Team Buktu nearly succeeded in their plan. Your leadership is a fucking joke!

Nico saw red and punched Michael, knocking him to the ground.

Nico: WANNA SAY THAT AGAIN, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT?!

I grabbed Nico!

Me: NICO Calm down! He's not worth it. But he is going through some tough times right now because of his sister. He's overreacting because of everything his sister did.

Nico: (SIGHS) You're right. He made me mad. Sorry about that.

Me: He's just under a lot of hardships.

I let him go and Got him sat up.

Me: Michael you have no right to say that to Nico especially after all the hardships he had to endure. You think you are the only one that had to deal with some hard times? Absolutely no way! He went through an absolute nightmare because of killing Ken and the 20 Days of Darkness and because of that he had to suffer a lot.

Laney: It's true.

Nico: For 12 Years, 6 months and 17 days I had to endure darkness like that.

Lola: Really?

Nico: I've lost track.

Me: Yeah I don't think it matters to know about that.

Nico: You think I wanted Albedo's former buddies to try and tarnish our heroic image?! All we did was have fun in the Ridonculous Race! How were we supposed to know that they would try to take our place as heroes and interrupt J.D.'s rant?!

Albedo: Technically, it was Huxley Prescott who interrupted it.

Nico: Does it matter?!

Me: Obviously not.

Michael Webster: But guys? Don't you understand what my sister did to me?

Me: We understand perfectly.

Lincoln: I can relate to everything you went through.

Anna Anyanova: Yeah Lincoln went through a horrible nightmare ever since he was in third grade and it was all because of Chase Young. He did this to his principal and his sisters. We came down from the heavens to help him get through these times of darkness for him. And we made him into a great force of good.

Nico: It's true.

Lola: We were terrible sisters to him for over 3 and a half years! Until J.D. came and helped us become better people.

Me: It's true.

Michael Webstor: And you know what the other things I said was right.

Lola: That was an alternate time. Me, Lori, and Lynn didn't cause that bad timeline here. Although we almost did.

Me: She's right. We stopped that from happening and thank goodness we did.

Nico: Yeah.

Michael Webstor: But what about J.D. almost going back in time to destroy all evil with the Black Gates just to kill Lothor?

Juran: In J.D.'s defense...I got nothing.

Me: Michael listen! I would never take the easy way out like that. You think I would want to do something like that? That thought is always on my mind every single day. But I know now that it would be way too easy. And we would never resort to that. If we did that it would destroy the entire universe and there would be nothing left. That's why we would never resort to that.

Professor Paradox then appeared.

Professor Paradox: That is correct young Michael. J.D. and team had to learn a lot about messing with time like that and how dangerous the consequences would be.

Me: That's right Professor.

Michael Webstor: But still. You guys should understand why I want to erase Tara from existence. I got her erased from existence before.

Maria: Wait. What?!

Michael Webstor: She wasn't born as a result of messing around with the clock the first time. Because I felt bad about it, I fixed that. As you could probably tell, that was a mistake.

Me: It's true guys. In the book he did so before and fixed it and he learned a really hard lesson.

Nico: Yep.

Me: Yeah.

Nico: Michael, if you really are a good person deep down, please don't mess with the clock. Let us deactivate it. I promise your dad won't be too mad.

Me: That's right. Lincoln already has all the proof. And we have the magic needed to stop the black magic that did this. And we have all the evidence we need to stop your sister's reign of terror.

Eli: That's right. Let us help you out. The Right Way.

Nico: Yeah.

I fixed Michael and healed his injury.

Suddenly, Mr. and Mrs. Webstor arrived.

Mr. Webstor: That's right, and it's a good thing you did, Lincoln. (To Michael) Michael, no words can ever be said of how sorry we are for always believing your sister over you.

Mrs. Webstor: But, we're going to make this right starting now. First, we should deal with that clock your Dad brought home.

Sabrina Lorelai: On it.

Sabrina Lorelai chanted a powerful incantation, and then, The Cuckoo Clock of Doom was enveloped in an aura of darkness, and then, Sabrina Lorelai fired a blast of darkness which hit The Cuckoo Clock of Doom and it forced out a black aura and it was destroyed by Lincoln firing a blast of light, and the clock was now free of dark magic.

Nico: Whoa! What was that?

Sabrina Lorelai: I found a spell in one of Brittney's books, and by coincidence, this was the spell to remove the curse surrounding The Cuckoo Clock. Now, it's finally a normal antique cuckoo clock with no black magic surrounding it.

Lincoln: Awesome work, Sabrina.

Sabrina Lorelai: Thanks, Lincoln.

Mr. Webstor: (to Nico) And did you really punch our son?!

Nico: I just lost control. That's all!

Me: He saw red but he apologizes.

Mr. Webster: It's okay. I know Michael is going through some hard times.

Sabrina Lorelai: Now, let's go find Tara the Terrible and teach her a lesson she's not going to forget. Where is she, Mr. and Mrs. Webstor?

Mr. Webster: She's in her room, let me handle this. And you guys might want to cover your ears.

We did so, and Lincoln hid us in an invisible shroud he created.

Mr. and Mrs. Webster: TARA, GET DOWN HERE NOW!

Tara came down, but she was greeted by the glares of her parents and Michael.

Tara Webster: Mommy, Daddy, what's wrong? Did Michael do something bad again?

Mrs. Webster: No, he didn't. But, we need to have a talk, we know that Michael wasn't the one who has done all those things in the past, we have proof that the only one responsible for those things that happened was you.

Tara Webster: What?! I would never!

Mr. Webster: Don't lie to us, young lady. We not only have proof, but now, we know the whole truth. Admit it!

It was right then and there that Tara's true nature came out.

Tara Webster: Alright, fine, I admit it. I did all those things and got Michael in trouble, because I so enjoyed getting Michael into trouble, making his life miserable, and making him look bad was my mission in life for five years. I never showed any empathy to a loser like him, nor do I ever have the slightest guilt of the bad things I'd done to him or have any conscience whatsoever.

We were hearing everything: SHE'S SUCH A SOCIOPATH!

Tara Webster: I enjoyed being cruel and malicious towards the likes of you, loser, and I can get away with whatever I want and no one can stop me! (LAUGHING MALICIOUSLY)

Michael Webster: We've already heard what we needed to hear, and guess what, you fell right into our little trap.

Michael Webster took out a tape recorder that Lincoln gave him.

Mr. Webster: This tape recorder is proof of everything we need to prove you're nothing more than a sociopathic little monster, and that's not all, young lady.

Mrs. Brewster: That's right, we've also had help from some guests who arrived to teach you a lesson. (WHISTLES)

Suddenly, a swarm of creatures of the night and darkness appeared from nowhere and Tara shrieked at the sight. Then, the swarm of creatures of the night and darkness converged, and an explosion erupted as a Thunderbird Screech and Phoenix Cry were heard, and we appeared.

Lola: Got you right where want you, you rotten little monster.

Nico: You're busted, Tara!

Tara Webster: (ENRAGED SCREAM) TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM?! AGH, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ALL TEAMED UP TO CATCH ME! THIS IS SO UNFAIR!

Lincoln: No, you did this to yourself. You got Michael into trouble for the things you did, and now, you need to learn your lesson.

Nico: Big time.

Tara Webstor: I don't think you'll be doing anything to me.

She took out a video. It was footage of Nico punching Michael.

Nico: Oh fuck.

Tara Webstor: You lay one hand on me and I post this on the Internet. And then, I'll laugh as your reputation goes down the toilet!

I snapped my fingers and destroyed it.

Me: Not this time you monster.

Sheila and Tom came in.

Sheila Castille: I don't think so Tara. Everyone was already told about why Nico did that and they understood. Michael went through some tough times and it was all because of you.

Tom Lair: That's what you get for being a heartless monster.

Me: You really area a stupid brat.

Nico: How though?

Professor Paradox: I told everyone and why and showed them.

Nico: Oh. Thanks Professor.

Then, we set our sights on Tara Webster, who tried to get away, but got tied up in a rope of red energy fired by Lincoln.

Liquid Leni: Oh no you don't, you're not getting out of this.

Nico: And you know what? You deserve this more then him! (punches Tara)

POW!

Suddenly, Liquid Leni's aqua blue eyes turned neon aqua blue and she was surrounded by an aqua blue energy aura with stars, water, ocean waves, sea creatures, sea dragons, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Liquid Leni's Aqua Sea Dragon Maelstrom Greatsword of Aqua Maelstrom Sea Dragon Justice from her back, and as she approached Tara Webster, she left aqua blue energy, stars, water, ocean waves, sea creatures, sea dragons, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Liquid Leni: You really make me sick to no end, Tara, you tortured and bullied your older brother for five years just because you made it your life's mission to make his life a living misery?! You're worse than Dark Lola and she was a sociopathic little monster freak, and for that, you're about to be taught a serious lesson you're never going to forget.

Suddenly, Liquid Leni was surrounded by a massive vortex of aqua blue energy with stars, water, and ocean waves surrounding the vortex, there are sea creatures, sea dragons, phoenixes, and angels flying and swimming around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blonde phoenix with red eyes glaring at Tara Brewster: the red eyes of judgement. Then, as the vortex faded, Liquid Leni emerged, but she was changed forever.

Liquid Leni grew from 7'4" to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven aqua blue orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has aqua blue highlights in the bangs of her long blonde hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon aqua blue eyes and an aqua blue energy aura with stars, water, ocean waves, sea creatures, sea dragons, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has a sea dragon with the Water Kanji in its claws emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with aqua blue iris, she has on sea dragon earrings with aqua blue gems for eyes and holding the Water and Eternity Kanjis in its claws and her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with aqua blue gems on the gold water drop links and aqua blue crystal links and an aqua blue dragon-shaped Element of Harmony and below the Element of Harmony is a sea dragon with aqua blue gems for eyes and holding the Water and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck, she has on a sleeveless aqua blue dress with a blond phoenix and the symbol of The L-Ementals on it, aqua blue skirt with ocean waves on it, black pants with ocean waves on the legs, aqua blue leather knee-high combat boots, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, water, ocean waves, sea creatures, sea dragons, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a sea dragon with ocean waves surrounding it. Suddenly, Liquid Leni felt a sharp pain on her back and then, her massive blond angel wings with aqua blue tips on the large blond feathers grew much bigger for her new body and her eleven massive and long blonde wolf tails have aqua blue tips and aqua blue, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with large aqua blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and she has on aqua blue fingerless gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on the back and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Liquid Leni's massive Liquid Leni's Aqua Sea Dragon Maelstrom Greatsword of Aqua Maelstrom Sea Dragon Justice and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of aqua blue energy, stars, water, ocean waves, sea creatures, sea dragons, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Liquid Leni's L-Emental Eternal Aqua Sea Dragon Maelstrom Greatsword of Aqua Maelstrom Sea Dragon Justice, it's a brand-new large greatsword with a sea dragon etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged golden blade and aqua blue gems embedded in the gold blade, large gold sea dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt with large aqua blue gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold sea dragon heads with aqua blue gems for eyes and gold sea dragon head with aqua blue gems for eyes and an aqua blue gem in its mouth on the bottom of the dragon heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with large aqua blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left gold Bracer, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with large gold sea dragon head with aqua blue gems for eyes and large aqua blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an aqua blue kanji below the sea dragon that said, "Liquid Leni Loud, Elemental Angel of Water, Member of The L-Ementals, Second Born and Second Eldest of The Loud Family, Loving Second Eldest Sister and Defender of Air Lincoln Loud and Her Many Siblings, Loving Eldest Daughter of Rita and Lynn Senior, Loving Girlfriend of Chad, Amazing and Talented Fashionista, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Powerful Master of Water, Descendant of 17th Century Duchess Leni of Loch Loud in Scotland, Archenemy of Universe 666 Aria Blaze, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, and Master of Water, Sea Creatures, and Sea Dragons"

リキッド・レニ・ラウド、水のエレメンタル・エンジェル、L-エメンタルズのメンバー、ラウド家の次男で次男、愛すべき二番目の姉であり空の擁護者 リンカーン・ラウドとその多くの兄弟たち、リタとリン・シニアの愛する長女、チャドの愛するガールフレンド、素晴らしくて才能のあるファッショニスタ、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素の達人、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠、正直、寛大さ、優しさ、無私、勇気と信頼、悪の破壊者であり殺し屋、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、強力な水の達人、17世紀のスコットランドのラウド湖公爵夫人レニの子孫、宿敵ユニバース666のアリア・ブレイズ、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、そして水、海の生き物、シードラゴンのマスター

Liquid Leni has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-WATER ELEMENTAL-SEA DRAGON-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA L-EMENTAL FASHIONISTA OCEANIC MAELSTROM WATER SEA DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC L-EMENTAL FASHIONISTA OCEANIC MAELSTROM WATER SEA DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC L-EMENTAL FASHIONISTA OCEANIC MAELSTROM WATER SEA DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Liquid Leni's Super Angel-Water Elemental-Sea Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Tara Brewster saw it, she went mad with rage and was about to break out of the rope to attack her, but Liquid Leni fired a massive barrage of aqua blue energy, stars, water, ocean waves, sea creatures, sea dragons, phoenixes, and angels at Tara Webster and forced her outside the house, she got up, but now, she was drenched and really really mad now.

Liquid Leni: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The L-Emental Oceanic Maelstrom Water Sea Dragon Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic L-Emental Oceanic Maelstrom Water Sea Dragon Phoenix Angel Love) You deserve getting soaked like that, you little monster.

Sabrina Lorelai: And it's about to get much worse for you!

Me: Wait! Lets go outside. We don't want to damage the house.

Nico: Good idea.

We went outside for this.

Nico spanked her with Ol' Spankful!

WHAP! SCREAM OF EXCRUCIATING PAIN!

Me: And this too! (ACTIVATES COUNT SPANKULOT'S RIDEWATCH) (Transylvanian Accent) Those who bully their siblings are bad and must be punished Tara Webster! Prepare to face the stingy wrath of the hand off justice from COUNT SPANKULOT! (EVIL LAUGHTER!)

WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP!

Everyone winced at that one!

Nico licked her.

Me: Nico what the fuck!?

Qin: Yeah you're not a dog!

Nico: What?

Suddenly, Sabrina Lorelai's dark purple eyes turned neon dark purple, and she was surrounded by a black and dark purple energy aura with stars, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, demons, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Despair from the Dark's Demonic Dark Broadsword of Dark Despair Justice from her back, and as she approached Tara Webster, she left black and dark purple energy, stars, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, demons, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Sabrina Lorelai: Liquid Leni was right to say all that about you, Tara, you're no good girl, you're just a pure evil sociopathic monster who has no love or respect for anyone, you care only about yourself and wanting to make Michael's life a nightmare, and for that, you need to be punished for your crimes.

Suddenly, Sabrina Lorelai was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and dark purple energy, stars, darkness, dark magic, black magic, and Satanic Magic surrounding the vortex, there are demons, phoenixes, angels, and Despair from The Dark flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a red phoenix with blood red eyes glaring at Tara Brewster, the red eyes of judgement. Then, as the vortex faded, Sabrina Lorelai emerged, but she was changed forever.

Sabrina Lorelai grew from 6'11" to 7'9" in height, she has large metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large black and dark purple orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has dark purple highlights in the bangs of her long flowing midnight black hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon dark purple eyes and a black and dark purple energy aura with stars, darkness, dark magic, demons, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has Despair from The Dark with the Dark Kanji in its hands emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with dark purple iris, she has on demon earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Despair from The Dark with red gems for eyes and the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the second pendant along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace above her dark purple demon-shaped Element of Harmony with purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and dark purple gems on the gold lightning bolt links, and she also has on her new white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love on her neck. Sabrina Lorelai has on a short-sleeved midnight black blouse, sleeveless midnight black top, long frilly midnight black jewel-encrusted skirt, black stockings with black lace designs, midnight black knee-high boots, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, darkness, dark magic, black magic, and Satanic Magic, demons, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Despair from the Dark with darkness and darkness surrounding it. Suddenly, Sabrina Lorelai felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive midnight black angel wings with dark purple tips on the feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails with dark purple tips and dark purple markings. Sabrina Lorelai has on a Ring of The Phoenix with purple gem and heart shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger which also merged with her Guardian Angel of Lincoln Loud ring and Star Sapphire ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Sabrina Lorelai's massive Despair from the Dark's Demonic Dark Broadsword of Dark Despair Justice and all the greatswords and swords began merging together and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and dark purple energy, stars, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, demons, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Sabrina Lorelai's Demonic Dark Magic Despair from the Dark Demonic Dark Greatsword of Demonic Darkness Despair Dark Justice, it's a brand-new large greatsword with embedded dark purple gems and Despair from the Dark etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large midnight black large horned demon heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large dark purple gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large black horned demon heads with dark purple gems for eyes and in their open mouths and a large black horned demon head with dark purple gems for eyes and red gem in its mouth on the bottom of the demon heads for the pommel, she has on her brand-new large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with dark purple gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left gold Bracer, new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Despair from the Dark's head with red gems for eyes and a large dark purple gem in its mouth for the belt buckle, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a dark purple kanji below Despair from the Dark that said, "Sabrina Lorelai, Gene-Slammer of Despair from the Dark, Powerful Goth Girl of Michigan, Master of The Dark Arts, Dark Magic, Black Magic, and Satanic Magic, Expert on The Occult, Goth Girl With A Dark Tragic Past, Loving Daughter of Charlotte and Noah Lorelai, Destroyer of Ethan Davis, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Bullies, Archenemy of Hiruko, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, and Master of Demons, Dark Magic, Satanic Magic, Black Magic, Phoenixes, and Angels"

サブリナ・ローレライ、闇からの絶望のジーン・スラマー、ミシガンの強力なゴス少女、闇の芸術、黒魔術、黒魔術、悪魔の魔術の達人、オカルトの専門家、暗い悲劇的な過去を持つゴス少女、愛する娘シャーロットとノア・ローレライ、イーサン・デイヴィスの破壊者、愛情深い守護天使でリンカーンの将来の妻、ラウド、いじめっ子を軽蔑する者、ヒルコの大敵、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、大使そして宇宙への希望の灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望の真の女神、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者と悪の殺害者、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、チーム ラウド フェニックス ストームの素晴らしいメンバーであり、悪魔、黒魔術、悪魔の魔術、黒魔術、フェニックス、天使のマスター

Sabrina Lorelai has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DESPAIR FROM THE DARK-DEMON-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA INFERNAL DARKNESS BLACK MAGIC DARK GOTH DESPAIR FROM THE DARK DEMON PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC INFERNAL DARKNESS BLACK MAGIC DARK GOTH DESPAIR FROM THE DARK DEMON PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC INFERNAL DARKNESS BLACK MAGIC DARK GOTH DESPAIR FROM THE DARK DEMON PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Sabrina Lorelai's Super Angel-Despair from The Dark-Demon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Tara Brewster saw it, she went absolutely mad and ran at her to kill her, but Sabrina Lorelai fired a massive barrage of black and dark purple energy, stars, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, demons, phoenixes, and angels which hit Tara Webster and sent her into a pile of mud, she got back out, but boy, was she angrier than ever.

Tara Brewster: (ENRAGED SCREAM) I HATE GETTING COVERED IN MUD! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS, YOU HEAR ME, YOU LOWLY PEASENTS!

Sabrina Lorelai: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Infernal Black Magic Darkness Goth Despair from The Dark Demon Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Infernal Black Magic Darkness Goth Despair from The Dark Demon Phoenix Angel Love) Yep, you're just like Dark Lola who we hated that much.

Lincoln: In any case, I'm looking forward to making you pay.

We were amazed by Sabrina Lorelai's Super Angel-Despair from The Dark-Demon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face and hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Tara Brewster saw it, she went absolutely mad and ran at her to kill her, but Sabrina Lorelai fired a massive barrage of black and dark purple energy, stars, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, demons, phoenixes, and angels which hit Tara Webster and sent her into a pile of mud, she got back out, but boy, was she angrier than ever.

Tara Webster: (ENRAGED SCREAM) I HATE GETTING COVERED IN MUD! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS, YOU HEAR ME, YOU LOWLY PEASENTS!

Sabrina Lorelai: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Infernal Black Magic Darkness Goth Despair from The Dark Demon Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Infernal Black Magic Darkness Goth Despair from The Dark Demon Phoenix Angel Love) Yep, you're just like Dark Lola who we hated that much.

Lincoln: In any case, I'm looking forward to making you pay.

Nico gave her a wet willie.

SQUISH!

Tara Webster: YUCK!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Liquid Leni and Sabrina Lorelai and so did the rest of us as we unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You are done torturing your brother, Tara, now you're about to be disciplined in a very harsh manner.

Nico: You've had this coming, you little monster!

Lincoln, Liquid Leni, and Sabrina Lorelai went after Tara Webster, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, aqua blue energy, black and dark purple energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Golems, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Elemental Phoenixes, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Tara Webster and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.

Then, Lincoln slashed her dress with his gold-armored claws and he fired chains of light with a swing of his massive greatsword and chained her up and right into a pillory. Then, he made a paddle of dark energy, and then,...!

SWAT! SWAT! SWAT! SWAT! SWAT! SWAT! SWAT! SWAT! SWAT! SWAT! SWAT! SWAT! SWAT! SWAT!

Lincoln swatted her butt fourteen times with that dark energy paddle, and she had a nasty case of baboon butt.

Nico: Ooh! That's gonna leave a mark!

Me: OUCH!

May: She deserved it. I was surprised he didn't use it on Lola when her bratty Dark Side took over.

Lily: That was left to his Guardian Angels, and numerous times, they swatted Lola on her butt, and she got a nasty case of baboon butt.

Nico: Yeesh, and that was all her Dark Side's fault.

Girl Jordan: She deserved it, and that animal, Lynn, tried to attack them like a raging rampaging bull, but Lincoln shoulder-tackled her and pinned her to the ground. She tried to fight back, but Lincoln was way too strong for her.

Me: You can thank all those times he's worked out in the gym, Lynn may be strong, but against her little brother, she stood no chance against him.

Nico: Damn. I guess that proved that Lynn badly underestimated her brother's true strength: that he was stronger and tougher than her both physically and mentally.

Jayden: Go Go Samurai!

Ikki: Henshin!

Vice: Henshin!

KAMEN RIDER!

Tsukasa: Henshin!

They transformed and were ready!

Jayden fired blasts of fire and Ikki and Vice blasted her with energy and Tsukasa blasted her all over.

Pinkie Pie: PARTY TIME!

BLAST!

She blasted Tara all over with confetti from her Party Cannon!

Nico: Take that!

But then someone put a kick me sign on her back and then…

KRABLAM!

Someone kicked her right in her butt!

Tara Webster: (CRIES IN PAIN)

Luan zapped her with a joy buzzer!

ZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP!

KROW!

She got kicked again!

Nico: Wonder who did that.

Me: No idea.

Then, Liquid Leni fired blasts of water that drenched Tara Webster getting the mud off her, but then, she made an orange prison jumpsuit and put her in it, and Sabrina Lorelai chained her up in dark energy chains.

Tara Webster: GET THESE CHAINS OFF ME! MOMMY, DADDY, DO SOMETHING! HELP ME!

Mrs. Webster: That's never going to happen. We were foolish to believe all of your lies for five years, and because of it, Michael suffered because of you.

Mr. Webster: We had no idea of how much of a monster you truly are, but after seeing all the proof from Lincoln about your misdeeds, you will never ever be forgiven. Tara, you have left us no choice, I know that none of our punishments won't even deter you ever, so you've left us with only one option left. We're kicking you out of our house, and we are officially disowning you. You are nothing more than a nightmare to your older brother and you are nothing but a sociopathic monster.

Michael Webster: I've said it before and I'll say it again, you aren't my sister, you are just a monster who gets off on making my life misery for your own sick amusement, and now, you are going away to a juvenile detention center where we won't have to deal with you again.

Nico: Actually, we've got something else for her.

Lincoln snapped his fingers and beamed Tara Webster to The Charon Reform School where she would no longer be welcome on Earth ever again. We cheered as Lincoln, Liquid Leni, and Sabrina Lorelai holstered their greatswords on their backs and powered down, and Liquid Leni's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, gold halo, eleven massive and long blonde wolf tails, and massive blonde angel wings are permanent, and Sabrina Lorelai's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, gold halo, eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails, and massive midnight black angel wings are permanent.

Me: We've sent her to The Charon Reform School, normally it's meant for Queen Bees, but now that we have one in Xaikora, we renamed the Charon School and it's meant for bullies and juvenile delinquents like Tara, there she will be getting a strict course in basic manners and discipline, and she'll be going through tough disciplinary courses as well.

Lincoln: And she won't be able to leave ever, we know Tara wasn't going to change and she'll try to get revenge. The second she does, she's going to get turned into a gold statue forever.

Michael Webster: At this point, I no longer care about what happens, Tara the Terrible harmed me too many times, and my life has been made a nightmare for far too long.

Nico: Tara will never get out ever, she caused enough trouble for the last time.

Me: Yeah.

Mr. Webster: This is all our fault. We should have not been taking her side.

Mrs. Webster: I hate to say it but we failed as parents.

Me: No you didn't fail as parents. It's Tara that has failed YOU. You are not to blame for how she turned out. She chose this path and brought it all on herself.

Nico: There's always Michael.

Michael Webster: Yeah you still have me. And I forgive you guys.

Sheila Castille: You guys did your best and that's all that counts. You had no idea that this is what Tara would become.

Qin: Yeah. I'm sorry this happened.

Anna Anyanova: Yeah it's not your fault. She was born bad and was pure evil from Day 1.

Nico: Michael, I'm sorry for punching you. I just lost it. That's all!

Michael Webster: No I'M the one that should apologize to you Nico. I was under a lot of bad stress. I lost control myself.

Nico: Oh. I guess in a way we…

Michael Webster: We're even.

Tom Lair: Yeah Michael believe it or not the kids of Team Loud Phoenix Storm know how you feel.

Michael Webster: Really?

Tom Lair: Yeah my daughter is on the team herself and she told me everything that happened and kept us and the police force up to date. They went through tons of stressful times.

Nico: Yeah.

Michael Webster: Wow. I didn't know you guys had it so rough.

Me: Yeah. It was mostly caused by Dark Orb contamination. (GASP) Nico! Let me check that bomb in you!

Nico: Don't worry. It hasn't gone off yet.

Me: No no it's not for that.

I went and checked with my diagnosis powers and saw that the Dark Orb bomb had not gone off. But there was poison starting to enter Nico.

Me: Just as I thought. Dark Orb venom is seeping into you.

Nico snapped his fingers and the Dark Orb Venom was out. Nico snapped his fingers again, making Nico immune to said venom.

Nico: Whoops. Forgot to make sure it didn't affect my behavior.

Michael Webstor: Is the bomb in you really important?

Nico: You'll understand if you ask about the Team Loud Evil Storm battle.

Me: That was one of the most intense battles we ever had last December.

Nico: Yeah.

Michael Webstor: What happened?

Me: Really crazy story.

I went over what happened and Nico went over the rest of it and went he was finished they were shocked!

Michael Webster: Oh my god! That happened to you guys!?

Me: Yeah it was horrible.

Mrs. Webster: That is awful. I'm glad you all are okay.

Qin: So are we.

Nico: (to Michael's parents) You can relax. Other then removing the spell, the clock is in one piece.

Me: Yeah it's now an ordinary clock.

Lola: It sure is a nice clock you guys have.

Mr. Webster: It sure is.

Nico: But who put that Kick Me Sign?

Me: Not me.

Eli: Not me.

Qin: Not me.

Lola: Not me.

Eddy: It wasn't me.

Luan: That sure Kicked the ball! (LAUGHS) Get it? But seriously it wasn't me.

Me: It might have been the Anothers.

Nico: Yeah.

Qin: It must be.

Nico: Which are who we have to face next.

Eli: And we have an interesting batch. We have Ghost of Witch McCoy, Moon Monster, Minotaur, Sea Demon, PuruPuru, Son of The Chicken from Outer Space, Injector, Pericles, Bluto, Starmon, Boss Biggis, Blackbird and Rex Goodwin .

We gasped!

Qin: Whoa the archenemies of most of J.D.'s future wives from his rescues.

Me: Yep. So Miia, Rachnera, Cerea, Meru, Suu, Doppel, Fi, Papi, Sea, Miannda the Thunderbird and Dina.

Nico: Cool.

Maria: This will be interesting.

Nico: Call them in.

Me: Righto.

Eli: And I sense that the Anothers minus Rex are one person.

Maria: This will be interesting.

I called them in and in swirls of elements they came.

Miia: Hey guys!

Xenia: Awesome you made it.

Dina: This will be fun.

Rachnera: It sure will be fun.

Camie: It sure will.

Nico: There they are!

Out came Another Ghost of Witch McCoy, Moon Monster, Minotaur, Sea Demon, PuruPuru, Son of The Chicken from Outer Space, Injector, Pericles, Bluto, Starmon, Boss Biggis and Blackbird!

Cerea: Whoa! This is gonna be fun.

Qin: It sure will!

Sea: Yeah it will!

Another Minotaur: (In a girls voice) Like the little pranks I did on Tara?

Lincoln: (GASP) Talia Tatooine! Wow!

They merged and she reverted back and was a girl with golden hair and had purple eyes and had yellow and purple clothes and purple angel wings and had a purple blade lightsaber on her hip and in her hands was a desert theme keyblade.

Talia Tatooine: Awesome to see you again Lincoln and wow! You grew into an awesome young man.

Lincoln: I know.

Nico: Care to introduce us Lincoln?

Lincoln: Sure. This is Talia Tatooine, Keyblade Knight of Tatooine, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's also a powerful Jedi. She was born on the planet Naboo but raised on the planet Tatooine and she has intense light powers and is as strong as 500,000,000 Jedi Knights put together. She has all of their powers and uses the powers of the Light Side of the Force for Good. She is the Keyblade Knight of the planet Tatooine and she witnessed the Jedi Knights' battles against The Sith, and she'd helped out in many of their battles against The Sith. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained me a lot about how to use the Keyblade and I'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained me a lot when it came to mastering The Light Side of The Force while Maridia Amidala trained me a lot when it came to mastering The Dark Side of The Force for Good, and over time, he became a powerful Master of The Light and Dark Side of The Force and he eventually became as strong as 900,000,000 Jedi Knights and 900,000,000 Sith Lords.

Me: Whoa! The Keyblade Knight of the planet Tatooine. That is cool.

Nico: I take it you heard about the achievements of Luke Skywalker.

Talia Tatooine: I sure did and he did so much good.

Talia Tatooine: And before you ask the Another Rex Goodwin is friendly and she is a really powerful one too.

Nico: Awesome.

Lola: Yeah.

Nico: Sorry we have to do this.

Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.

Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.

(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)

The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background

Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep

Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep

Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock
Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Spring abundant holoél

She glowed and was separated from the anothers.

Dina: Awesome!

Talia ignited her lightsaber!

Nico: WHOA!

Eli: Awesome Lightsaber!

Talia Tatooine: Thanks Eli!

Eli ignited his lightsaber and they slashed many of the Anothers and the girls blasted them all over and I caught the Wonder Ride Books.

Me: That was awesome!

Maria: Time for backup! (TURNS DIAL) DR. LIGHT FORCE 6!

She summoned Dr. Light, Evil Bright Man, Melone, Yashamaru, U.A. Electro and Flashhead!

Me: Now for Another Rex Goodwin.

Nico: All we can do now is wait.

Me: I have a feeling the next Keyblade Knight will be for the planet Alderaan.

Qin: Boy that will be shocking for her to find out that her home planet was blown to space dust.

Lola: Yeah no kidding.

Camie: Blame the empire for that.

Me: Boy no kidding.

POINK POINK POINK!

I got hit on the butt with three huge cactus balls!

Me: YEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

May: Deja Vu.

Me: OKAY WHO IS THE WISEASS!?

Nico: Ouch.

I had them pulled out by Varie.

POINK!

Me: OUCH! That hurts.

Varie: Sorry.

Then we saw a figure laughing and it was ANOTHER REX GOODWIN!

Me: (Gets a ball pulled out) OUCH! Do you have any idea how painful that is!?

Nico: Yeah!

Another Rex: (LAUGHS) (In a girls voice) Sorry I couldn't resist!

Me: (GASP) That voice! (LAUGHS) I knew it was your work…

She reverted back and was a girl with light green hair, green eyes and green clothes and had green angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of the Cactus Dopant on it and the same symbol was on her skirt and she had a Cactus Magisword in her hand.

Me: Cillica Cactus!

Cillica Cactus: (LAUGHS) Yeah sorry about that.

Me: No (POINK) OUCH! No worries! As long as it's not by Pizza the Kid. That hurt like shit. Cillica is the Embodiment of the Cactus Dopant and she is a master of cactuses and she had a dangerously prickly personality. And she is a master of the Condor.

Nico: Cool!

Then an Andean Condor appeared and landed by her.

Qin: Wow! An Andean Condor.

Rex Goodwin: That is the bird I represent.

Cillica Cactus: Yep. This is Pedroa. She's my friend I met in Chile.

Me: That is cool.

Kaito: (Gets out Donbrothers gear) Did Swartz promise you anything? Because we can grant it instead.

Zocks: Zenkaiju Gear!

Kaito got a Donbrothers Sword and Zocks donned his Zenkaiju armor.

Cillica Cactus: No he didn't because I blasted him all over with cactus balls and ran.

Sakura Knudson: Ouch! That explains why I found him covered in cactus balls.

Me: Yeah those hurt like the dickens.

Cillica Cactus: No kidding. That must've hurt.

Me: Yeah it did.

Sougo: (Gets out Donbrothers Ridewatch) Congratulations. Pedroa is now part of the mascots.

Geiz: (gets out Zenkaiger Ridewatch) Where she'll be participating in beer drinking, funny stuff, Robot Chicken watching, dangerous stunts, helping around the house, and other things that could land her in jail.

Sougo got DonMomotaroArmor while Geiz got ZenkaizerArmor.

Me: I don't think they would send a condor to prison.

Cillica Cactus: That's right. But yeah she is a mascot now.

Lincoln: Lets separate you first.

Lincoln fired an energy blast and separated her and then Cillica fired cactus blasts and Another Rex screamed in pain.

Nico: Time for some bird power! (ACTIVATES REX AND BLACKBIRD'S RIDEWATCHES)

He fired purple fire and energy and blasted the Another.

May: Taste this! (ACTIVATES SID THE SQUID, MOLTRES, ZAPDOS AND ARTICUNO'S RIDEWATCHES)

She fired waves of ink, fire, ice and lightning and blasted the Another down.

Maria: Taste this one! (ACTIVATES KROW AND DUKE OF TRUMP'S RIDEWATCHES)

She fired eggs and energy and blasted down the Another.

Amber: Take this too. (ACTIVATES BLACKBIRD'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired waves of fire and energy and blasted the Another.

Then Hydro Man, Liquidator, Leviathan, Crashfood, Noxious Enterprise's Super SPU-31 Liquid Cooled Mobile Processing Unit and Tsubaki came.

Nico: Nice team Hydro Man!

Hydro Man: Thanks Nico.

But then a bunch of Drill Bombs flew in from out of nowhere and they hit Another Rex and exploded!

EXTREMELY MASSIVE FIERY EXPLOSION!

I caught the Ridewatch and purified it!

Me: Whoa!

Qin: Who did that?

Laney: No idea.

Nico: Who did that?!

Qin: I just said that.

Nico: Sorry.

But then a rumble was heard and then…

POP!

Out came a Drill Man!

Me: Whoa! Drill Man!

Nico: Cool!

Drill Man: (In a girls voice) Sorry about the scare.

Nico: Diana Drill! Wow!

She reverted back and was a girl with red hair and red eyes and had red clothes and she had red angel wings and had a Megadrill Magisword in her hand and she had a Drill and Dynamite symbol in the middle of her forehead.

Nico: Awesome to see you again.

Diana Drill: Same here Nico and Qin you look awesome.

Qin: Thanks.

Nico: What do you mean Qin looks awesome?

Qin: She means how much I've changed with you guys.

Nico: Oh.

Diana Drill: Qin and I were partners in blasting before her… you know ordeal.

Qin: Yep.

Nico: Nice.

Amber: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Diana Drill: When me and Nico went and blasted a whole prison with all the death row inmates in it and killed them all.

Nico: That was the most fun ever.

Me: Awesome.

Nico and Diana hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

Diana Drill: Same here.

We later went back home.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, Shannon, Blackfire, Caam - Serenity of Gusto, Constellar Virgo, Medium of The Ice Barrier, and Laval Volcano Handmaiden are heading to Nashville, Tennessee, specifically The Bucanas Night Club, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the ten girls that Tex Avery McWolf and Tom and Jerry Kids McWolf have kidnapped, but we're also going to kill our main target: and our main target is none other than our old enemy, Professor Ramone De La Porta, the powerhungry madman who's come back from the dead wanting revenge on us.

Sebastian was absent because of the two times he got clonked on the head with a mallet

Lincoln: Wow, we're here in Nashville, Tennessee, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the ten girls that Tex Avery McWolf and Tom and Jerry Kids McWolf have kidnapped, but we're also going to kill our main target: and our main target is none other than our old enemy, Professor Ramon De La Porta, the powerhungry madman who's come back from the dead wanting revenge on us.

We gasped.

Me: That goddamn asshole, I should've known he'd return one day!

Nico: We haven't forgotten about what he'd done in the past. Lincoln, I hope you're not planning on making him your next victim to absorb.

Lincoln: No way, I'm planning on getting Kong here, so he can eat him, and then, I'm gonna banish De La Porta to The Black Gates forever.

Shannon: Fitting for him, he deserves to get eaten alive by Kong for everything he's done.

Suddenly, we saw a beautiful and super sexy girl with long crimson red hair with red hairband and yellow streaked bangs, red eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, massive red angel wings, and she was dressed in a sleeveless crimson red top, crimson red skirt with the Vermillion Bird on it, crimson red knee-high boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, flames, vermillion birds, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Zhuqiaomon, Digimon Sovereign of Fire, and holstered on her back is a massive greatsword.

Lincoln: (GASPS) Zoey Zhuqiaomon, Avatar and Ambassador of Zhuqiaomon, The Digimon Sovereign of Fire and Suzaku the Vermillion Bird of The South.

Zoey Zhuqiaomon: That's right, and I know where the girls are being held.

We headed for the place where Tex Avery McWolf and Tom and Jerry Kids McWolf are at: The Hollywood Nightclub.

Me: The Bucanas Nightclub. Should've known those two would be here.

Suddenly, Lincoln saw the cages where the girls are in.

Lincoln: Aha, and there are the girls.

Then, Tex Avery McWolf and Tom and Jerry Kids McWolf appeared.

Me: I'm quite surprised you've both been kidnapping girls and dragging them here to night clubs in The US.

Tom and Jerry Kids McWolf: What can we say, we're classy. Hey, where's that monster that was with you?

Lincoln: Sebastian's back at The World Tree Estate after he got clonked two times in the head with a mallet in two days. Anyways, I think you know what's going to happen.

We piled on and Lincoln tickled Tex Avery McWolf and Tom and Jerry Kids McWolf on their feet.

Tex Avery McWolf and Tom and Jerry Kids McWolf: (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

Then, Lincoln got the girls out of the cages and we helped the two wolves up.

Lincoln: Okay, now that we've had our fun tickling you two, now we can get after De La Porta.

We exited the Bucanas Night Club.

?: KNUDSON!

And just in time as well, as we saw our target, world domination crazed madman Professor Ramon De La Porta, and he was out for blood.

Sylvester: Well, well, well, look who's come charging right at us.

Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.

Lincoln: I always knew you'd return one day, De La Porta, but this is the last time we ever have to deal with your hide, you madman. Let's get him!

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Demonic Bloodstained Stellar Eternal Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel of Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Justice and Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Compassion and he unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demon Knight Sparda Demonic Fang Demon Hound Greatsword of Demon Hound Darkness Justice from his back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Shannon and her team, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after De La Porta, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, Lincoln let out a loud roar and beat his chest, and then, Kong arrived and as soon as he saw De La Porta, he grabbed and ate that madman, and Kong roared and beat his chest in victory. Then, as soon as De La Porta's spirit appeared after Kong belched him out, Lincoln banished De La Porta to The Black Gates forever. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.

Lincoln: That's the end for you, you goddamn madman.

Then, Lincoln snapped his fingers, and then, giant bushels of bananas appeared and he gave them to Kong as a reward, which he happily takes and heads back to The World Tree Estate.

Nico: The big lug deserved it, and Lincoln, how did you know how to call Kong?

Lincoln: I've learned a lot about animal calls from not only my Guardian Angels who have experience with wild animals, but also, Mrs. Chang. She's an expert on many animal calls, now we know where Syd got her animal calling talent from. (To Zoey Zhuqiaomon) And it's so good to see you again, Zoey Zhuqiaomon.

Zoey Zhuqiaomon: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met.

Lincoln went up to Zoey Zhuqiaomon and he hugged her, and Zoey Zhuqiaomon is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Zoey Zhuqiaomon: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories and gold halo behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., this is Zoey Zhuqiaomon, Avatar and Ambassador of Zhuqiaomon, The Digimon Sovereign of Fire and Suzaku the Vermillion Bird of The South, she's my Guardian Angel from New York, and she's also a very powerful master of fire and vermillion birds because she was born under the symbol of The Vermillion Bird, and ever since her birth, she represents The Vermillion Bird of The South, one of The Four Symbols of The Chinese Constellations and because of that strong representation of The Vermillion Bird of The South, she was also made The Avatar and Ambassador of Zhuqiaomon, The Digimon Sovereign of Fire and she has all his powers over fire and she knows all of his techniques. She's one of five girls who make up a group known as The Five Ambassadors of The Digimon Sovereigns of Fire, Water, Lightning, Steel, and Light and Darkness.

Eli: Whoa.

Lincoln: She's known as The Righteous Fire of Zhuqiaomon because any villain who dares to cross her shall be burned alive by her flames, and she's really serious about protecting me from my five mean sisters and all of the other jerks in Royal Woods, and she hates The Digimon Emperor and The Digital World's many evil villains with a seriously blazing passion, and swore that if she ever came across any of them, she would summon the fires of Zhuqiaomon and burn them to ashes and leave nothing of them standing.

Me: Jeez, now that's fiery and deadly.

Nico: And we know how powerful Zhuqiaomon is: any who dare to anger The Sovereign of Fire will be burned to ashes.

Lincoln: That's right, and Zoey's birth under The Sign of The Vermillion Bird of The South made her connection to Zhuqiaomon all too clear.

Zoey Zhuqiaomon: And me being a master of Vermillion Birds and fire also made it all too clear as well, and I was indeed honored to be chosen to be the Avatar and Ambassador of Zhuqiaomon and The Vermillion Bird of The South.

Lincoln: You were chosen to be Zhuqiaomon's champion since the day you were born, that was no coincidence, he knew of how powerful you are, and he chose you for a reason, and now that you're here, Zoey.

Lincoln went up to and hugged Zoey Zhuqiaomon in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Zoey Zhuqiaomon: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Zoey Zhuqiaomon's neck with crimson red gems on the gold lightning bolts and crimson red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Zoey Zhuqiaomon: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Zoey Zhuqiaomon.

Zoey Zhuqiaomon had a smile on her faces and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his arms around her and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips and she also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the ten girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The ten girls are Mairu Ichii, Momoko Yamada, Erisa Ichii, Kotoko Hijiri, Ria Ichii, Yumeko Ichii, Mana Ichii, Niki Himeno, Shirayuki Himeno, and Shii Nanase from Mainichi Shabutte Ii Desu ka?.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Mairu Ichii, Momoko Yamada, Erisa Ichii, Kotoko Hijiri, Ria Ichii, Yumeko Ichii, Mana Ichii, Niki Himeno, Shirayuki Himeno, and Shii Nanase from Mainichi Shabutte Ii Desu ka?.

Nicole: Whoa, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Mairu Ichii: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Mairu Ichii and the other nine girls saw who it was that saved them from Tex Avery McWolf and Tom and Jerry Kids McWolf and the main target: Ramon De La Porta, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white choker collar with gold accents and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura around him.

Mairu Ichii: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.

Lincoln made nine clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.

Mairu Ichii: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, ten Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Mairu Ichii, Momoko Yamada, Erisa Ichii, Kotoko Hijiri, Ria Ichii, Yumeko Ichii, Mana Ichii, Niki Himeno, Shirayuki Himeno, and Shii Nanase with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to the World Tree Estate, and they were shocked to find out that our main target was our old enemy, Professor Ramon De La Porta, the powerhungry madman who came back from the dead wanting revenge on us.

But, when Lincoln showed what we did in tickling those two wolves at The Hollywood Nightclub and then us thrashing Ramon De La Porta, and finally, Lincoln calling Kong who ate him and Lincoln banishing De La Porta to The Black Gates after his spirit was belched out, everyone cheered for us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on his face. Lincoln and Zoey Zhuqiaomon have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.

Maria: Oh shit, so De La Porta came back wanting revenge?! Damn.

William: And that roar we heard, I knew Kong got rid of him.

Lincoln: We're so glad we've finally gotten rid of him for good.

Me: You said it.

Nico: De La Porta has done enough damage to too many people and animals for the last time, now he's gone forever and he's never coming back.


After finally getting rid of Ramon De La Porta and this time for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Zoey Zhuqiaomon saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Zoey Zhuqiaomon: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Zoey, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Zoey Zhuqiaomon: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.

Zoey Zhuqiaomon: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.

Nico: Yep. So, Zoey, what memories did you have with Lincoln?

Zoey Zhuqiaomon: There is a video I have with one memory I have with Lincoln, and you weren't the only one who went after criminals.

Zoey Zhuqiaomon played a video on the screen, and we saw Lincoln and Zoey Zhuqiaomon were at an abandoned hideout in the south of Michigan. This was the hideout of a notorious drug gang here in Michigan, and led by one of its most notorious drug lords, a drug kingpin named Miguel Serrano.

Past Zoey Zhuqiaomon: This is it, you ready, Lincoln?

Past Lincoln: I am, Zoey. Let's do it.

Zoey Zhuqiaomon and Lincoln kicked the door in, and that alerted the men inside. But, before they could do anything, blasts of crimson red fire helix blasts came out and hit most of them and killed them as they burst into ashes.

Past Miguel Serrano: (Spanish Accent) Damn it! Whoever it is, you better come out right now, or we will shoot your fucking heads off! Assholes, get out there and find them!

The musclebound thugs went searching only to get caught in a trap, because Lincoln turned the tips of his eleven massive and long white tails into Cell's stingers, and he ambushed them one by one by stabbing the stingers into their chests and he absorbed all of them one by one into his body, and as soon as he was done with absorbing them and the stingers changed back, all that were left were their clothes and guns, and this was really pissing off the drug lord.

Past Miguel Serrano: (Spanish Accent) DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! YOU BETTER GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW, ASSHOLES! I'M NOT FUCKING PLAYING!

Past Lincoln: Very well.

Then, Zoey Zhuqiaomon and Lincoln appeared.

Past Miguel Serrano: (Spanish Accent) YOU! YOU! YOU WILL PAY FOR RUINING MY BUSINESS!

Past Zoey Zhuqiaomon: Like I even give a rat's ass about your business especially when it came to pushing drugs into Michigan. You need to be put down like the mad dog you are, asshole!

Past Lincoln: And I showed all of your remaining men no mercy, now you will join them.

Past Miguel Serrano: (Spanish Accent) I'LL KILL YOU!

Miguel Serrano was about to shoot, but it would be too late.

Past Zoey Zhuqiaomon and Past Lincoln: (ECHOING VOICE) BLAZING HELIX!

Zoey and Lincoln fired two powerful crimson red fiery helix blasts from their angel wings which hit Miguel Serrano and melted his gun and left him with burns on his body which burned his suit. Then, Lincoln turned the tip of one of his tails into Cell's stinger and he stabbed it into Miguel Serrano's chest and Lincoln began absorbing him, and as soon as Lincoln was done, all that was left of the drug lord was his suit. Zoey and Lincoln left, and they formed red fireballs in their hands.

Past Lincoln: Go to Hell, Serrano.

They threw the fireballs at the hideout and it exploded and was left as a crater as the video ended.

Nico: Oh damn, you guys went after drug dealer Miguel Serrano, I've been after that asshole for years, he was wanted for multiple counts of interstate drug trafficking, kidnappings, murder, and murder for hire.

Me: And Zoey and Lincoln did awesome going after that asshole.

Lincoln: And I used Cell's absorption on those thugs in an assassination style attack.

Me: That's how I sensed that you were growing stronger and stronger, you absorbed them using Cell's absorption technique.

Luna: He and Zoey did awesome getting rid of that drug dealer, and they turned in all the drugs that thug had: bricks of cocaine, bags of marijuana, the works, along with all the money they made.

Lisa Loud: It totaled to an estimated $5.9 billion dollars in their operation.

Nico: Just as I'd read in his case report. But, you and Zoey did awesome, especially you, Lincoln, with absorbing that asshole's thugs not to mention you and Zoey used Blazing Helix to blow the doors down and burn Miguel Serrano to a crisp before you absorbed him, that was really fiery.

Lincoln: Thanks, Nico. We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Fiona, Mandee, Jackie, Becky, Whitney, Simulator Jessica Ninki, Simulator Toriko Ginka, Simulator Makiko Kinka, Alex, Isabella, Hilda, Gina, Gordon, Shaura, Ellena, Ernath, Seo, Carrie, Chiquita, Cailer, Paula, Borrux, Nia, Nasos, Mandrake, Dryad, Apostolos, Shitori, Strawberrina, Sultana, Gleco, Cauliflower, Ciel, Chelsea, Cocoruco, Chamari, Manomin, Merone, Michelo, Momo, Empussa, Spica, Toula, Succubus, Tsuki, Uto, Jotom, Kaede, Kyrocks, Lala, Yana, Lilim, Lin, Lulisia, Sunohime, Sphinx, Dabih, Pulco, Osa, Penglai, Simulator Aiko, Simulator Audrey, Simulator Beli, Simulator Celeste, Simulator Jessie, Simulator Kyanna, Simulator Kyu, Simulator Lola, Simulator Momo, Simulator Nikki, Simulator Tiffany, Simulator Venus, Simulator Brooke, Simulator Candy, Simulator Lailani, Simulator Lillian, Simulator Marlena, Simulator Nadia, Simulator Nora, Simulator Renee, Simulator Sarah, Simulator Zoey, Simulator Abia, Simulator Ashley, and Simulator Polly are heading to Lake Lamode.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Fiona, Mandee, Jackie, Becky, Whitney, Simulator Jessica Ninki, Simulator Toriko Ginka, Simulator Makiko Kinka, Alex, Isabella, Hilda, Gina, Gordon, Shaura, Ellena, Ernath, Seo, Carrie, Chiquita, Cailer, Paula, Borrux, Nia, Nasos, Mandrake, Dryad, Apostolos, Shitori, Strawberrina, Sultana, Gleco, Cauliflower, Ciel, Chelsea, Cocoruco, Chamari, Manomin, Merone, Michelo, Momo, Empussa, Spica, Toula, Succubus, Tsuki, Uto, Jotom, Kaede, Kyrocks, Lala, Yana, Lilim, Lin, Lulisia, Sunohime, Sphinx, Dabih, Pulco, Osa, Penglai, Simulator Aiko, Simulator Audrey, Simulator Beli, Simulator Celeste, Simulator Jessie, Simulator Kyanna, Simulator Kyu, Simulator Lola, Simulator Momo, Simulator Nikki, Simulator Tiffany, Simulator Venus, Simulator Brooke, Simulator Candy, Simulator Lailani, Simulator Lillian, Simulator Marlena, Simulator Nadia, Simulator Nora, Simulator Renee, Simulator Sarah, Simulator Zoey, Simulator Abia, Simulator Ashley, and Simulator Polly are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Fiona, Mandee, Jackie, Becky, Whitney, Simulator Jessica Ninki, Simulator Toriko Ginka, Simulator Makiko Kinka, Alex, Isabella, Hilda, Gina, Gordon, Shaura, Ellena, Ernath, Seo, Carrie, Chiquita, Cailer, Paula, Borrux, Nia, Nasos, Mandrake, Dryad, Apostolos, Shitori, Strawberrina, Sultana, Gleco, Cauliflower, Ciel, Chelsea, Cocoruco, Chamari, Manomin, Merone, Michelo, Momo, Empussa, Spica, Toula, Succubus, Tsuki, Uto, Jotom, Kaede, Kyrocks, Lala, Yana, Lilim, Lin, Lulisia, Sunohime, Sphinx, Dabih, Pulco, Osa, Penglai, Simulator Aiko, Simulator Audrey, Simulator Beli, Simulator Celeste, Simulator Jessie, Simulator Kyanna, Simulator Kyu, Simulator Lola, Simulator Momo, Simulator Nikki, Simulator Tiffany, Simulator Venus, Simulator Brooke, Simulator Candy, Simulator Lailani, Simulator Lillian, Simulator Marlena, Simulator Nadia, Simulator Nora, Simulator Renee, Simulator Sarah, Simulator Zoey, Simulator Abia, Simulator Ashley, and Simulator Polly all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.

Fiona: Wow, so this is Lake Lamode, it sure is beautiful.

Lincoln: It sure is, Fiona, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?

Lincoln, Fiona, Mandee, Jackie, Becky, Whitney, Simulator Jessica Ninki, Simulator Toriko Ginka, Simulator Makiko Kinka, Alex, Isabella, Hilda, Gina, Gordon, Shaura, Ellena, Ernath, Seo, Carrie, Chiquita, Cailer, Paula, Borrux, Nia, Nasos, Mandrake, Dryad, Apostolos, Shitori, Strawberrina, Sultana, Gleco, Cauliflower, Ciel, Chelsea, Cocoruco, Chamari, Manomin, Merone, Michelo, Momo, Empussa, Spica, Toula, Succubus, Tsuki, Uto, Jotom, Kaede, Kyrocks, Lala, Yana, Lilim, Lin, Lulisia, Sunohime, Sphinx, Dabih, Pulco, Osa, Penglai, Simulator Aiko, Simulator Audrey, Simulator Beli, Simulator Celeste, Simulator Jessie, Simulator Kyanna, Simulator Kyu, Simulator Lola, Simulator Momo, Simulator Nikki, Simulator Tiffany, Simulator Venus, Simulator Brooke, Simulator Candy, Simulator Lailani, Simulator Lillian, Simulator Marlena, Simulator Nadia, Simulator Nora, Simulator Renee, Simulator Sarah, Simulator Zoey, Simulator Abia, Simulator Ashley, and Simulator Polly dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball match, and Fiona, Mandee, Jackie, Becky, Whitney, Simulator Jessica Ninki, Simulator Toriko Ginka, Simulator Makiko Kinka, Alex, Isabella, Hilda, Gina, Gordon, Shaura, Ellena, Ernath, Seo, Carrie, Chiquita, Cailer, Paula, Borrux, Nia, Nasos, Mandrake, Dryad, Apostolos, Shitori, Strawberrina, Sultana, Gleco, Cauliflower, Ciel, Chelsea, Cocoruco, Chamari, Manomin, Merone, Michelo, Momo, Empussa, Spica, Toula, Succubus, Tsuki, Uto, Jotom, Kaede, Kyrocks, Lala, Yana, Lilim, Lin, Lulisia, Sunohime, Sphinx, Dabih, Pulco, Osa, Penglai, Simulator Aiko, Simulator Audrey, Simulator Beli, Simulator Celeste, Simulator Jessie, Simulator Kyanna, Simulator Kyu, Simulator Lola, Simulator Momo, Simulator Nikki, Simulator Tiffany, Simulator Venus, Simulator Brooke, Simulator Candy, Simulator Lailani, Simulator Lillian, Simulator Marlena, Simulator Nadia, Simulator Nora, Simulator Renee, Simulator Sarah, Simulator Zoey, Simulator Abia, Simulator Ashley, and Simulator Polly got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails. But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he sucked out all of their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.

Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Fiona, Mandee, Jackie, Becky, Whitney, Simulator Jessica Ninki, Simulator Toriko Ginka, Simulator Makiko Kinka, Alex, Isabella, Hilda, Gina, Gordon, Shaura, Ellena, Ernath, Seo, Carrie, Chiquita, Cailer, Paula, Borrux, Nia, Nasos, Mandrake, Dryad, Apostolos, Shitori, Strawberrina, Sultana, Gleco, Cauliflower, Ciel, Chelsea, Cocoruco, Chamari, Manomin, Merone, Michelo, Momo, Empussa, Spica, Toula, Succubus, Tsuki, Uto, Jotom, Kaede, Kyrocks, Lala, Yana, Lilim, Lin, Lulisia, Sunohime, Sphinx, Dabih, Pulco, Osa, Penglai, Simulator Aiko, Simulator Audrey, Simulator Beli, Simulator Celeste, Simulator Jessie, Simulator Kyanna, Simulator Kyu, Simulator Lola, Simulator Momo, Simulator Nikki, Simulator Tiffany, Simulator Venus, Simulator Brooke, Simulator Candy, Simulator Lailani, Simulator Lillian, Simulator Marlena, Simulator Nadia, Simulator Nora, Simulator Renee, Simulator Sarah, Simulator Zoey, Simulator Abia, Simulator Ashley, and Simulator Polly placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.

Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Lake Lamode, eh, Lincoln?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!

Suddenly, eighty-five Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Fiona, Mandee, Jackie, Becky, Whitney, Simulator Jessica Ninki, Simulator Toriko Ginka, Simulator Makiko Kinka, Alex, Isabella, Hilda, Gina, Gordon, Shaura, Ellena, Ernath, Seo, Carrie, Chiquita, Cailer, Paula, Borrux, Nia, Nasos, Mandrake, Dryad, Apostolos, Shitori, Strawberrina, Sultana, Gleco, Cauliflower, Ciel, Chelsea, Cocoruco, Chamari, Manomin, Merone, Michelo, Momo, Empussa, Spica, Toula, Succubus, Tsuki, Uto, Jotom, Kaede, Kyrocks, Lala, Yana, Lilim, Lin, Lulisia, Sunohime, Sphinx, Dabih, Pulco, Osa, Penglai, Simulator Aiko, Simulator Audrey, Simulator Beli, Simulator Celeste, Simulator Jessie, Simulator Kyanna, Simulator Kyu, Simulator Lola, Simulator Momo, Simulator Nikki, Simulator Tiffany, Simulator Venus, Simulator Brooke, Simulator Candy, Simulator Lailani, Simulator Lillian, Simulator Marlena, Simulator Nadia, Simulator Nora, Simulator Renee, Simulator Sarah, Simulator Zoey, Simulator Abia, Simulator Ashley, and Simulator Polly with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Fiona, Mandee, Jackie, Becky, Whitney, Simulator Jessica Ninki, Simulator Toriko Ginka, Simulator Makiko Kinka, Alex, Isabella, Hilda, Gina, Gordon, Shaura, Ellena, Ernath, Seo, Carrie, Chiquita, Cailer, Paula, Borrux, Nia, Nasos, Mandrake, Dryad, Apostolos, Shitori, Strawberrina, Sultana, Gleco, Cauliflower, Ciel, Chelsea, Cocoruco, Chamari, Manomin, Merone, Michelo, Momo, Empussa, Spica, Toula, Succubus, Tsuki, Uto, Jotom, Kaede, Kyrocks, Lala, Yana, Lilim, Lin, Lulisia, Sunohime, Sphinx, Dabih, Pulco, Osa, Penglai, Simulator Aiko, Simulator Audrey, Simulator Beli, Simulator Celeste, Simulator Jessie, Simulator Kyanna, Simulator Kyu, Simulator Lola, Simulator Momo, Simulator Nikki, Simulator Tiffany, Simulator Venus, Simulator Brooke, Simulator Candy, Simulator Lailani, Simulator Lillian, Simulator Marlena, Simulator Nadia, Simulator Nora, Simulator Renee, Simulator Sarah, Simulator Zoey, Simulator Abia, Simulator Ashley, and Simulator Polly are in your harem.

Nico: Eighty-five girls joining your harem in one day?! Damn, you just broke the record, White-Haired Casanova!

Lola: I knew Fiona, Jackie, Mandee, Becky, and Whitney also had the hots for Lincoln.

Belle Muldoon: I knew it, I knew it! I told you girls, I was right that you do have the hots for him!

Fiona: Well, we knew it when Leni had him in that Manotard, even though it was due to Lola's scheme years ago.

Leni: I knew it, I knew they had feelings for them.

Paige: This is so awesome that my big sis is now in Linky's harem.

Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.

Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.

Rarity: And trying to kill Fiona, Mandee, Jackie, Becky, Whitney, Simulator Jessica Ninki, Simulator Toriko Ginka, Simulator Makiko Kinka, Alex, Isabella, Hilda, Gina, Gordon, Shaura, Ellena, Ernath, Seo, Carrie, Chiquita, Cailer, Paula, Borrux, Nia, Nasos, Mandrake, Dryad, Apostolos, Shitori, Strawberrina, Sultana, Gleco, Cauliflower, Ciel, Chelsea, Cocoruco, Chamari, Manomin, Merone, Michelo, Momo, Empussa, Spica, Toula, Succubus, Tsuki, Uto, Jotom, Kaede, Kyrocks, Lala, Yana, Lilim, Lin, Lulisia, Sunohime, Sphinx, Dabih, Pulco, Osa, Penglai, Simulator Aiko, Simulator Audrey, Simulator Beli, Simulator Celeste, Simulator Jessie, Simulator Kyanna, Simulator Kyu, Simulator Lola, Simulator Momo, Simulator Nikki, Simulator Tiffany, Simulator Venus, Simulator Brooke, Simulator Candy, Simulator Lailani, Simulator Lillian, Simulator Marlena, Simulator Nadia, Simulator Nora, Simulator Renee, Simulator Sarah, Simulator Zoey, Simulator Abia, Simulator Ashley, and Simulator Polly, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.

Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!

Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.

Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!

Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!

Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.

Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!

We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.

SNAPS FINGERS!

We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive bottles full of the hottest hot sauces appeared over the funnel.

Nico: (GASPS) BOTTLES OF THE HOTTEST HOT SAUCE?! HE WOULDN'T DARE!

Then, the bottles of the hottest hot sauce were dumped right into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!

SCREAM OF PAIN AND AGONY!

Flip screamed like crazy as tons of fire gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his mouth, ears, and farted out of his three-cheeked butt like crazy!

Flip stopped screaming and farting out fire, but he was still red in his ugly face!

Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you disgusting three butt-cheeked mutant!

Me: Damn, now that was brutal!

Nico: Too brutal, but that was hilarious.


Later it was time for another awesome Super Mario Galaxy 2 adventure.

Nico: Next is Spin Dig Galaxy.

Me: Awesome! Looks like it's time to get down and dirty.

Applejack: Me and Liam are gonna go y'all.

Nico: Okay then.

Liam: YEEHAW! This will be perfect for some Texas Pride.

Qin: That is for sure!

They went in and the Simulator Activated and they were at SPIN DIG GALAXY!

Nico: Awesome!

Applejack: This is gonna be as fun as the Texas State Fair!

Diana Drill: I'm going in there too!

Applejack: YEEHAW! This will be good!

Nico: Yeah it will! Any tips Nicole?

Nicole: (On the radio) Well you are going after Digga-Leg right?

Nico: We sure are.

Nicole: Then you have to get to that big dirt ball planet there. I'll tell you how to stop him when you get there.

Nico: Okay.

Diana Drill: This will be fun.

Liam: You'll be helpful since you can dig

Diana Drill: I know I will be an awesome help.

Nico: Lets roll.

They were off and they went to the planet. They arrived and then DIGGA-LEG CAME!

Nico: Digga-Leg!

Diana Drill: This will be good!

Nicole: Okay you got to shatter the dome containing the star. Bash that 3 times from above or under it from the ground.

Nico: You got it!

Liam: Yeah!

Nico: (gets out Rex Goodwin and Black Adam's Ridewatches) Feel my power!

Nico activated them and fired waves of lightning and purple fire and blasted the dome.

Diana Drill: This will be good!

She fired waves of drill bombs and Liam fired waves of ice and lightning and they hit the dome and exploded!

KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!

Nico: That's the way!

Applejack: YEEHAW!

Nico: Diana, dig underground!

She dug underground and hit the dome and smashed it.

?: Take this!

Then a girl with red hair, red eyes, black clothes, and red angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of the SPD Rangers on it and her skirt had the same symbol and she had an SPD Delta Blaster and she had an SPD Morpher.

Deanna Dekaranger: Deanna Dekaranger - Embodiment of the SPD Rangers is here.

Nico: Cool!

Then she and Applejack fired energy blasts and the dome shattered and then Digga-Leg exploded and the star was freed!

Nico: YEAH!

Diana Drill: Lets get the star!

They went and got it.

YOU GOT A STAR!

Nico: Awesome!

Applejack and Liam: YEEHAW!

Deanna Dekaranger: YEAH!

They high five.

Applejack: Tell us more about yourself

Deanna Dekaranger: Sure. I'm a police officer and I help bring nasty criminals to justice and these are my latest catches.

She showed cards with 4 dangerous criminals that Nico knew.

Nico: Tyrone Exetor, Victor Ramon, Eli Vegas and Quincy Gunnerson! I know these clods. Drug Dealers that I busted years ago.

Deanna Dekaranger: Yep. They are going to the slammer.

Nico: You will make an awesome police member. Sheila and Tom would love having you with them.

Deanna Dekaranger: Awesome.

Nico: Would you like to join the team?

Deanna Dekaranger: I would be honored.

Nico: Awesome.

They left the simulator and we cheered wildly for them.


Later we were watching TV.

Poliwag: Would you like some beer, Pedroa?

Pedroa squawked.

Cillica Cactus: Oh she doesn't talk.

She squawked.

Cillica Cactus: Oh she said she doesn't dring beer. She's a scavenger and eats chum.

Poliwag: Oh boy.

She pulled out a bucket of chum and gave it to her.

Poliwag: Are condors really scavengers?

Me: Yes they are. They eat anything dead or alive.

Lola: Wow.

(BAD TO THE BONE PLAYS)

Outside, another Poliwag was walking around with a gun.

It had red eyes glowing.

Poliwag got into the Elevator and went up.

Then the elevator opened.

Me: Huh?

We saw the Poliwag.

Ren: Is that another Poliwag?

Me: He has a gun!

I fired a laser blast and blasted it out of his tail.

Me: Wait a second. Wow!

My Data Eyes turned on and they saw that it was a Poliwag T-X! It was a T-1000 and T-X Robot Poliwag!

Me: Wow! It's a Terminator Poliwag! It's a T-1000 and T-X Model! This one is really advanced!

Nico: Another Terminator Mascot!?

Terminator Poliwag retrieved his gun.

SpongeBob: Duck and cover!

I melted the gun with my laser vision!

Me: And from the looks of things this one was made as a backup plan by the Evil Nico in case the Terminator Poromon failed!

Patrick: Yeah!

Stimpy: Boy this is a crazy one!

Terminator Poliwag: That is correct. I was made and programmed to kill Nico here should my Predecessor fail.

Me: Boy this is like something out of Terminator 3 and that was epic.

Xenia: Yeah.

Drillhorn: You want us? Come get us!

Nico got behind it and used a remote control that shut it down.

Nico: I made this remote control with the help of Lisa to shut down the Terminator Mascots should the need arise.

Me: It worked perfectly! Well done.

Nico: Thanks

Nosecone: The last thing we need is another intense battle with someone that looks like one of our mascots!

Nico: No kidding.

Me: Yeah. I will say this though Nico, Your evil Self sure knew how to make awesome robots. I home May and Maria of Universe 666 didn't make Terminator versions of Manaphy and Horsea.

Nico: Yeah.

Me: Nico I have a feeling that it was Slappy that made the Cuckoo Clock magical again.

Nico: I have that same feeling myself.

Qin: Yeah.

Donna Diego: Nico, who gets to shine now?

Nico: Tahu, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Gabby Griffin, Nuju, and Cutie Mark Crusaders

Me: Sweet!

Cutie Mark Crusaders: CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS MOMENT TO SHINE! YAY!

We laughed!

Me: (LAUGHS) You girls are really excited.

Tahu: They sure are my brothers.

Diamond Tiara: This is gonna be so fun!

Silver Spoon: You got that right!

Gabby Griffin: I'm really excited for this!

Nico: Whoever we're facing will be either frozen or melted?

Me: Hmm.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it was none other than The Lawn Gnomes, and they're causing havoc once more. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Lincoln: Oh dear God!

Lincoln sounded the alarm and we rushed in.

Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, the next Goosebumps Monster is none other than The Lawn Gnomes, and they're causing havoc once more.

We gasped.

Nico: The Lawn Gnomes, I knew it was going to be them, I just knew it.

Eli: Wow!

Me: Now, Slappy's really starting to piss us off even more.

Lincoln: But, with every Goosebumps Monster that we take down, we wind up pissing off Slappy even more.

Nico: You bet. Let's head down to help Hap, Chip, Joe, and Moose take care of those lawn gnomes at once.

Me: Right, and when we tell them Slappy was behind this, heads will literally roll.

Camie: Who are the Lawn Gnomes?

Me: You know those decorative Lawn Gnomes that you usually have in your yard? Well these are different.

I went and showed the book Revenge of The Lawn Gnomes.

Juran: They wallk about at night?!

Nico: Yep.

Qin: Sounds crazy but it's true.

Me: Hmm.

I looked at the sun and saw that it was close to dusk

Nico: The past few days have involved fighting at night.

Me: That's usually when a bunch of the monsters come out.

Qin: Yeah.

Lola: That's true..

The Previous Group came.

Bronze Kneecap: Can me, Gentleman Ghost, Magma, See-More, Thundermon, Puppetmon, Brass Knuckles, Black Spider, Dodgeball Wizard, and Count Spankulot go with you guys?

Nico: Yes you all can come with us.

Me: We're going Lawn Gnome smashing.

Xenia: Yep.

Spark Man: Nico, which Gene Slammer of me and my fellow Robot Masters do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: Pharaoh Man next.

Qin: Cool!

Lola: That's the last of the Mega Man 4 Gene-slammers.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Edgar Seraphina, and he's heading here now to avenge the death of his older brother, Simon Seraphina. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Lincoln: Oh no. Stella, we got bad news.

Stella Seraphina: Let me guess, Edgar Seraphina's on the move?

Maria: How'd you figure that out quickly?

Stella Seraphina: When we see everyone's rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flare up even more, that's the sign that one of those assholes are on the move.

Me: Cool.

Nico: And that's a definitely awesome warning. Well, you know what that means.

Ember Seraphina: That asshole's a dead man walking when we get through with him.

Lincoln: I'll do to him what I did to the other male Seraphina assholes yesterday.

Nico: You said it. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading off to help Hap, Chip, Joe, and Moose take care of those lawn gnomes at once and tell them of Slappy's part in bringing them here.

Lincoln: That dummy's really gone way too far this time, and we've got to help take those lawn gnomes down for good, and once we get done with those lawn gnomes and exposing Slappy's actions behind this, you're next, Edgar Seraphina.

Ember Seraphina: You better be ready to bleed, Edgar Seraphina, I've had it up to hear with you and the rest of those animals who soil every room that you all enter. I would've thought you'd be sealed away forever in that glacier, but Isabella Abaddon just had to piss us off by also freeing you eight from confinement as well. Now, it's personal.

Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to help Hap, Chip, Joe, and Moose take care of those lawn gnomes at once and tell them of Slappy's part in bringing them here, and once we got done with destroying those lawn gnomes, Lincoln and Ember Seraphina are going to destroy Edgar Seraphina, the next of The Seraphina Sisters' evil cousins.

We went down to the surface.


We were walking to the house of Joe and Moose.

Gentleman Ghost: Should we keep our eyes peeled?

Nico: We should.

Me: Way ahead of you.

I looked around for anything.

Lola: Hmm.

Eli: They should be coming.

Me: There's the house.

The sun was down.

Sissi Delmas: Well, the sun's down.

Eli: Yep.

Then we heard a crash and then saw Joe and Moose defending Hap and Chip from a bunch of Rogue Lawn Gnomes.

Me: They are in trouble!

See More: Let's help them out!

Nico: Early Entrance Time!

We went at them!

Joe: This is crazy!

Moose: We need help!

But then the spirits of grass appeared and swirled around the rogue gnomes and then they converged and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted off above them and fireballs rained down and destroyed some of them. A Phoenix Cry was heard and we landed.

Me: Someone call for help?

Moose: Whoa! You guys came!

Me: Always do.

The gnomes then came!

Using my Shaolin training I smashed the gnomes coming at us with my arms!

SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!

Lady Deathstrike: We need to keep them distracted for a few hours!

Me: I can do that!

SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!

I was smashing them left and right.

Me: When I was training in the Shaolin arts they had me do this for hours on end.

Nico: Cool!

SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!

Sakura Knudson: Wow! Bro is really doing well!

I was smashing them all over.

Brass Knuckles: Let's try freezing them!

Finn: Grass Sword!

He summoned the grass sword and Slashed the gnomes and smashed them all over!

Lana: Lets do it!

Lana fired ice blasts and blasted them and froze them in blocks of ice.

Qin: Take this!

She fired ice blasts and blasted the gnomes.

Fisticuffs: Nice grass sword, Finn!

Finn: Oh thank. I got this while in the Grass Kingdom from a Weapons shop.

Jake: That was fun there.

SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!

I smashed the Gnomes left and right all over!

Flame Princess blasted the Gnomes with fire.

Me: Yeah!

SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!

Samurai Jack: That is really well done by J.D.

Me: (Grunts) Yeah!

SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!

Dodgeball Wizard: That's it. We have to scare them off for at least a few hours!

Tahu: Someone get the scare mask!

Eustace: Like this? (Gets out ugly mask) OOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!

The Rogue gnomes screamed and they ran off!

Me: That did it. Whew!

Thunderblast: Let's talk more inside.

Nico: Good idea.

We went into the house.

Nico: That was awesome though J.D. All that training really came in handy.

Me: It sure did. I didn't know the Gnomes could fly like spears.

Grim: (Jamaican Accent) They are aerodynamic.

Billy: Grim please. Watch the language.

Diamond Tiara: How have you guys been?

Count Spankulot: Have you all been good?

Joe: We sure have.

Hap: (Irish Accent) We have been helping these lads when they need it.

Xenia: Cool cool.

Yagura: When did the rogue Gnomes start attacking?

Moose: 3 days ago. They said some jerk named Slappy promised them to make them alive all day.

Qin: Well lot of good he will do.

Silver Spoon: Didn't you guys say that a dog whistle freezes them?

Black Spider: Where is it?

Hap brought it over.

Me: Awesome.

Qin: This will be good.

Scrapper: Won't Hap and Chip be affected too?

Nico: Don't worry.

Brittney: I'll use my magic to make sure they won't be affected.

Lola: Cool.

Chip: (Irish Accent) That's perfect!

Puppetmon: Good thinking!

Gabby Griffin: Let's get your dog Buster in on this.

Joe: Good idea!

Eli: Here they come guys!

Slugfest: I don't hear anything.

Eli: I sense them. They are outside.

Thundermon: What could they possible be doing now?

Nuju: (hears something) Wait. What was that?!

Eli: They are definitely out there.

Donkey Kong fired a coconut and I ducked and it hit a Gnome as it was about to jump me!

SMASH!

Me: Whew.

Flamewar: Did we do the entrance yet?

Nico: Yes we did.

Laney: Lets get them.

Magma: (sees something) HOLY SHIT!

Magma saw that the Rogue Gnomes were a driving a tractor towards the house!

Apple Bloom: Are they insane?!

Lincoln: Not for long!

Lincoln flew out and blasted the tractor and it exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

Qin: Yeah!

I formed a force field over the area.

Me: (ECHOING) WOLF MOON FLAME HOWL! 狼炎怒鳴り声

I swung my scythe and spun and fired a massive and powerful torrent of blue fire!

Me and Lucy Heartfilia: (ECHOING) 88 CONSTELLATIONS OF THE HOWLING SPIRIT WOLF PACK! 星星座精霊狼炎

Our blasts combined and we formed 88 Wolves made of Blue Fire for each of the 88 Constellations!

Ryo: (ECHOING) FLARE UP NOW! 双炎斬

He had his swords glow and he swung them and fired a massive wall of white hot fire!

Layla Heartfilia: STAR SHOT ARROW!

She fired a massive barrage of arrows in her Sagittarius Form!

Ryo and Layla: (ECHOING) INCINERATING WILDFIRE ARROW SHOWER! 焼却火矢嵐

Kento: (ECHOING) IRON ROCK CRUSHER! 岩鉄砕

He swung his spear and smashed the ground and sent a massive wave of rocks.

Brandish: GROWTH PUNCH!

Brandish grew to huge size and punched the ground!

Kento and Brandish: (ECHOING) EARTHQUAKE ROCK SMASHING PUNCH! 大地を砕く槍

Sage: (ECHOING) THUNDERBOLT CUT! 雷光斬

He fired a massive shower of lightning and light from his sword.

Levy MacGarden: WORD MAGIC: LIGHTNING!

She formed the word Lightning and fired it as lightning in its pure form!

Sage and Levy: (ECHOING) LIGHTNING STRIKE THUNDER CUT! 雷神雷撃

They fired a massive shower of lightning and energy.

Cye: (ECHOING) SUPER WAVE SMASHER! 超流破

He fired a massive wave of water and energy!

Juvia: RAIN DRAGON DELUGE!

She fired a deluge of rain and it formed into a dragon!

Cye and Juvia: (ECHOING) RAIN TSUNAMI MAELSTROM SMASHER! 雨波津波大渦

They fired a massive wave of water and it formed into a devastating mega tsunami!

Rowen: (ECHOING) ARROW SHOCKWAVE! 真空波

He fired a massive energy blast arrow of Wind!

Wendy Marvell: SKY DRAGON BLAST!

Wendy fired a massive blast of wind!

Rowen and Wendy: (ECHOING) HURRICANE DRAGON HYPER BLAST! 天空風嵐竜

They fired a massive blast of wind and it formed into a deadly dragon of wind!

Anubis: (ECHOING) QUAKE WITH FEAR! 紅雷閃

He fired a massive blast of red lightning that split and formed into numerous chains!

Mirajane Strauss: DARKNESS SOUL BLAST!

She fired a blast of energy and darkness.

Anubis and Mirajane: (ECHOING) DEMONIC DEVIL DARKNESS FEARSHOT! 赤い稲妻連鎖業火恐怖

They fired a massive barrage of chains made of dark energy.

Cale: (ECHOING) BLACK LIGHTNING SLASH! 暗黒跳飛斬り

He fired a massive blast of black lightning and lasers!

Flare Corona: FIRESTORM HELL HAIR BLAST!

She fired a massive blast of fire from her hair and hands!

Cale and Flare: (ECHOING) HELLFIRE LIGHTNING INFERNO STORM! 業火電撃稲妻

They fired a massive fire and lightning blast and it formed into a powerful dragon of fire!

Dais: (ECHOING) WEB OF DECEPTION! 投蜘網!

He fired his Kamas and they formed into deadly webs of illusion!

Cana Alberona: CARD MAGIC NEBULA STRIKE!

She fired cards of nebula magic!

Dais and Cana: (ECHOING) NEBULA ILLUSION WEB STRIKE! 喪失痛み星雲星

They both fired a massive nebula web!

Sekhmet: (ECHOING) SNAKE FANG STRIKE! 蛇牙剣・六節大蛇

He formed his swords into an energy whip and lashed it!

Arixam: WATER STORM OF THE MAELSTROM!

She fired a massive blast of water.

Sekhmet and Arixam: (ECHOING) SNAKE FANG MAELSTROM POISON! 大渦巻き毒闇蛇牙

They fired a massive maelstrom of poisonous venom!

Lady Kayura: (ECHOING) STAR STORM SCREAM! 嵐星斬

She fired a massive shower of purple lightning from the sky!

Aquarius: AQUARIUS STAR WATER BLAST!

Aquarius fired a massive wave of water.

Lady Kayura and Aquarius: (ECHOING) STAR STORM OF AQUARIUS! 渦巻く潮流水瓶座星たち

They fired a massive shower of lightning and water in the form of the stars of Aquarius.

Me: (ECHOING) RAGE OF INFERNO! 超弾動閃煌斬

I swung my sword and fired a massive and incredibly powerful vortex of searing fire and light!

Erza Scarlett: HEAVEN'S LIGHT JUDGEMENT!

She fired a massive barrage of light form the wings of her Heaven's Wheel Armor!

Me and Erza Scarlett: (ECHOING) INFERNOS OF THE SEVEN JUDGEMENTS! 七天地獄審判

We both fired a massive vortex of light and searing fire and blasts formed into a deadly blast!

The blasts all hit the gnomes and there was an intensely massive and powerful fiery explosion of incredible power that destroyed many of them!

Qin: Yeah!

Tahu: Taste this!

He fired a blast of fire and blasted the Gnomes.

The Cutie Mark Crusaders fired powerful element blasts and they hit many of the gnomes and exploded all over.

Nico: Nuju, you, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, and Gabby Griffin are up!

Nuju: You got it!

Nuju fired waves of ice.

Diamond Tiara blasted the gnomes all over with jewels and Silver Spoon smashed them all over with a giant spoon.

Gabby Griffin: This is awesome!

Gabby fired energy blasts and smashed them all over!

Moose: Try to destroy the house with a tractor, will you?!

Nico: You had this coming for a long time!

I fired waves of energy and blasted the gnomes.

Poromon: Lets see how the Gnomes react to this…

Nico: Uh oh.

Poromon: MASCOTS LETS SHOW THESE FREAKS WHAT AN ABOMINATION IS!

Horsea: OH, WE'LL GLADLY SHOW THEM WHAT THAT ABOMINATION IS! (shows trailer close to a gnome's face) HERE! LOOK AT IT! IT'S UGLY, ISN'T IT?

SMASH!

Poromon: (shows trailer close to a bunch of gnome's face) YOU LOOK AT IT!

SMASH SMASH SMASH!

Manaphy: (shows trailer close to a bunch of gnomes faces) YOU LOOK AT IT!

SMASH SMASH SMASH!

Poliwag: (shows trailer close to a bunch of gnomes faces face) LOOK AT IT!

SMASH SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH SMASH!

Horsea: (shows trailer close to a bunch of gnomes faces) LOOK AT IT!

SMASH SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH SMASH!

Jirachi: (shows trailer close to a bunch of gnomes faces) LOOK AT IT!

SMASH SMASH SMASH!

Tentacool: (shows trailer close to a bunch of gnomes faces) LOOK AT IT!

SMASH SMASH SMASH!

Mevya (shows trailer close to a bunch of gnomes faces): LOOK AT IT!

SMASH SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH SMASH!

Omanyte (shows trailer close to a bunch of gnomes faces): LOOK AT IT!

SMASH SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH SMASH!

Poromon: LOOK AT IT!

SMASH SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH SMASH!

Mascots: LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT! WE WANT ALL OF YOU... TO FUCKING LOOK AT IT!

SMASH SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH SMASH! SMASH SMASH SMASH!

Wanda: Okay now that's funny!

Moose: Wait. What did they just show them?!

Me: The trailer for Blood and Honey.

Joe: Oh man! That dark version of Winnie the Pooh! I saw that trial you guys had for it and that was crazy!

Moose: Yeah!

Joe: What drugs were the creators smoking when they made that?!

Me: Believe me we ask ourselves the same question every time.

Nico: Yeah.

Then Evil Green Ranger, Snake, Living Laser, Taskmaster, Yenaldooshi, LaGrange, Titanium Toenail, Iron Lung, Multiplex and Machinedramon came.

Nico: Evil Green Ranger, Snake, Living Laser, Taskmaster, Yenaldooshi, LaGrange, Titanium Toenail, Iron Lung, Multiplex and Machinedramon.

Snake: Okay dudes that was funny.

Living Laser: The mascots showing the Blood and Honey trailer to the Gnomes was genius.

Poromon: Thanks guys.

Me: That was their idea but yeah.

Evil Green Ranger: These are a lot of gnomes smashed!

Snake: Did you guys show them the tralier?!

Poromon: YES, WE DID!

Living Laser: Sorry we asked.

Me: I thought it was genius and funny.

Taskmaster: (to Nico) We heard you fought Michael's sister.

Nico: We sure did.

Yenaldooshi: Did you really punch him?

Me: Yeah but thanks to me I found out that the Dark Orb Bomb inside Nico was leaking poison.

Nico: Yeah I forgot to check and stop it from affecting my behavior.

Me: Oops.

Speedwing then came.

Me: Speedwing! Up for another round?

Speedwing: You bet I am.

Me: Awesome.

Speedwing: I took out several Gnomes in 1 minute!

Sakura Knudson: Wow! That is fast!

Qin: Yeah it sure is!

Nico: Yep.

We got the battles underway.


Mary Jane Watson, Traci Torpedoes, Ayeka, Sasami, Ryoko, Washu, White Tiger, Squirrel Girl, Gwen Stacy, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Scream and Toxin VS Evil Green Ranger, HurricaneDark, Dark ShiShi Red, Lord Drakkon, Mandragora, Evil Nitro Man, Pharaoh, Cyborg Miley Cyrus, and Dragoneel - Us helping Michael Webstor in removing the curse of the Cuckoo Clock of Doom as well as battling his Sociopathic sister Tara and Water Leni and Sabrina Lorelai transforming


Evil Green Ranger was first.

Evil Green Ranger: (to MJ) Nico's rescue was helping Michael Webstor in removing the curse of the Cuckoo Clock of Doom as well as battling his Sociopathic sister Tara. Water Leni and Sabrina Lorelai ended up transforming against her.

Mary Jane: Yeah that was so awesome to see.

Traci Torpedoes: That was a cool Cuckoo Clock too but Michael's sister was a monster.

Twilight Sparkle: We had her sent to the Charon School.

Starshine Sparkle: Yeah that is for sure.

Spyro: No kidding there.

Evil Green Ranger: Good riddance. Lets do it!

Mary Jane and Evil Green Ranger flared up Demon Bat Auras. Songs for MJ and Evil Green Ranger: Dreams by Fleetwood and Bein' Green by Frank Sinatra. M.J. and group fired waves of magic and energy and smashed them down


Fiona, Octavia Melody, Lyra Heartstrings, Sweetie Drops, Velvet Sky, Flash Sentry, Leni, Miguel, Liquid Leni, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Spark Man and Fuse Man VS Snake, Springfield Mafia, Springfield Bullies, Wiggum, Roman Torchwick, Django of the Dead, Sword Roidmude, Gulia (Nanatsu no Taizai), and Robo-Reptar - Us Battling Another Ghost of Witch McCoy, Moon Monster, Minotaur, Sea Demon, PuruPuru, Son of The Chicken from Outer Space, Injector, Pericles, Bluto, Starmon, Boss Biggis, Blackbird and Rex Goodwin who are the Keyblade Knight of Tatooine and the Embodiment of Cactus


Snake was next.

Snake (to Fiona): Nico, Brittney's team, Rex Goodwin's team, and the others did good Battling Another Ghost of Witch McCoy, Moon Monster, Minotaur, Sea Demon, PuruPuru, Son of The Chicken from Outer Space, Injector, Pericles, Bluto, Starmon, Boss Biggis, Blackbird and Rex Goodwin. They are the Keyblade Knight of Tatooine and the Embodiment of Cactus.

Fiona: They sure did and it was so cool. We're now meeting Keyblade Knights for many of the Star Wars planets.

Octavia Melody: (British Accent) It's a really amazing sight to see.

Rarity: It was most amazing there darlings.

Sweetie Belle: Boy was it cool!

Gill Grunt: It sure was.

Snake: Boy dudes that is really amazing! Lets do it!

Fiona and Snake flared up Lightning Snake auras. Songs for Fiona and Snake: Lightning by REO Speedwagon and Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson. Fiona and group fired waves of lightning, water, jewels and ice and smashed them down.


Megan McCallister, Shugesh, Karla Grim - Ezekiel Rage's Daughter, Sailor Mustafar, Sailor Mon Calamari, Gina Carmilla, Cornelia, Irma, Taranee, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Pacifica Northwest and Sissi Delmas VS Living Laser, Grizzly, Whirlwind, Melter, Raizen, Doll (Growl/Runark), Universe 666 Chernabog, Universe 666 Trigon-Powered Slade, and Universe 666 Arthas the Lich King - Lincoln's rescue in Nashville, Tennessee, specifically The Bucanas Night Club and we battled the McWolf Duo and Professor Ramone De La Porta


Living Laser was next.

Living Laser: (to Megan) I heard Lincoln's rescue as in Nashville, Tennessee, specifically The Bucanas Night Club. He battled the McWolf Duo and Professor Ramone De La Porta.

Megan McCallister: That was so awesome to see.

Shugesh: Boy it sure was cool.

Starlight Glimmer: Everyone had fun there.

Cozy Glow: Boy they sure did and it was cool.

Hex: That is for sure.

Living Laser: Boy that is awesome. Lets do it!

Megan and Living Laser flared up Laser Dragon Auras. Songs for Megan and Living Laser: You Get What You Give by New Radicals and Stupid Cupid by Connie Francis.


Brody Romero, Ayla, Takeru, Leeli, Hannah the Brave, Aethia, Ninja Storm Rangers, Ninja Steel Rangers, Samurai Rangers, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Lady Deathstrike and Mystique VS Taskmaster, TAS Venom, Universe 666 TAS Carnage, Spider-Carnage, Ticklepuss, Condor, Icy Angel, Bammers, and Buzz - Meeting Zoey Zhuqiaomon


Taskmaster was next.

Taskmaster (to Brody): I heard you guys met Zoey Zhuqiaomon. What's she like?

Brody: She is known as the Avatar and Ambassador of Zhuqiaomon and Suzaku the Vermillion Phoenix of the South. She is a powerful and deadly force of fire and she vowed that if anyone messes with her they will be incinerated in an instant.

Ayla: Yeah that is for sure! It's awesome.

Sunset Shimmer: Her power is incredibly strong!

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Boy it sure is!

Sunburn: Yeah no kidding!

Taskmaster: Wow! So we're meeting the Avatars and Ambassadors of the 5 Sovereign! Wow! That is amazing! Lets do it!

Brody and Taskmaster flared up Phoenix Auras. Songs for Brody and Taskmaster: Cool Under Heat by The Clash and Tumble and Twirl by David Bowie. They fired waves of fire and blasted them down.


Seto Kaiba, Aquarius, Noriko Kaiba, Alex Ramirez, Hailey Schroedder, Neela Kaosudoragon, Mokuba, Kisara, Kaibaman, Blue-Eyes White Dragon, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Brawl & Chain and Fisticuffs VS The Yenaldooshi, Dr. Viktor, Zs'Skayr, Mummy, Boss Wolf, Flash Head, Hizumina, Jinx (League of Legends), and Navy- The Next Galaxy


Yenaldooshi was next.

Yenaldooshi (to Kaiba): The Next Galaxy was Spin Dig Galaxy. I bet a lot of digging was involved!

Seto: It sure did involve a lot of digging.

Aquarius: Boy it sure did and it was cool.

Fluttershy: And they battled Digga-Leg and it was a good one.

Tornado Bolt: Boy it sure was.

Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Oh ja ja they had a great time there.

Stealth Elf: Yeah they sure did and it was fun.

Yenaldooshi: Glad they did. Lets do it!

Seto and Yenaldooshi flared up Blue-Eyes White Dragon and Werewolf Auras. Songs for Kaiba and Yenaldooshi: Free Fallin' by Tom Petty and One of Us by Joan Osbourne. Seto and group fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and energy and smashed them down.


Vert, Jet Vac, Guardian Elma, Fortune Lady Fire, Fortune Lady Water, Fortune Lady Earth, Sage, Agura Ibaden, Sherman and Spinner Cortez, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Thunderblast and Lugnutz VS LaGrange, Overlord (Ben 10), Jennifer Nocturne, Kangaroo Commando, Live Action Thrust, Mucor, Nai, Mea, and 50 Below - A TERMINATOR POLIWAG!? WHOA!


LaGrange was next.

LaGrange: (to Vert) You guys fought A TERMINATOR POLIWAG!? WHOA!

Vert: Yeah that was nuts! Like with the Terminator Poromon but this one was a REALLY ADVANCED model. It was called Poliwag T-X because this one was a REALLY advanced prototype that combined the properties of a T-1000 and a T-800 and it was really amazing.

Jet Vac: (British Accent) It was a really amazing and very incredible model. It was made and programmed by Evil Nico to kill Nico should the Terminator Poromon fail to do its job.

Applejack: It was amazing to see it.

Apple Bloom: Boy no kidding there.

Flashwing: Yeah it was cool to see too.

LaGrange: Wow! I remember seeing T-X in Terminator 3 and that was a wicked one! But the Terminator Poliwag will be perfect for us. Lets do it!

Vert and LaGrange flared up Race Car auras. Songs for Vert and LaGrange: Song: The Candy Man by Sammy Davis Jr. And Highway Star by Deep Purple. Vert and group fired waves of earth, mud, boulders, rock, lava, crystal, apples and energy and smashed them down.


Chazz Princeton, Gusty the Great, Daniella King, Wingfeather Siblings, Gabriela Estupinan, Aula, Alexis, Mindy, Jasmine, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Magma, and Yagura VS Titanium Toenail, Bronze Kneecap, Brass Knuckles, Copper Cranium, Rambling Ghost, Fat Bastard, Evil Tuxedo Mask, Universe 666 Obito Uchiha the 10-Tails Jinchuriki, and Mr. Magic Pierrot - Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes next


Titanium Toenail was next.

Titanium Toenail: (to Chazz) Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes is next. Good thing Hap and Chip aren't really bad guys.

Chazz: No this time all the rogue gnomes are bad guys. (SMASHES GNOME) As you can see they are coming at us like mad.

Gusty the Great: Yeah they sure are. (SMASHES GNOME) They are coming at us by the dozens and we're really getting a lot of practice in. J.D. said that his Shaolin Training really is coming in handy for this.

Titanium Toenail then turned and saw me and Sakura Knudson smashing numerous Lawn Gnomes with our arms and hands with powerful masterful precision and power.

Titanium Toenail: Wow! That is amazing! J.D. learned a lot. And so did Sakura under Swartz. That is cool.

Rainbow Dash: Boy it sure is awesome!

Scootaloo: That is so cool!

Whirlwind: All that training they had really paid off.

Titanium Toenail: Boy did it ever! Lets do it!

Chazz and Titanium Toenail flared up Infernal Incinerator and Titanium Ranger auras. Songs for Chazz and Titanium Toenail: Because You Loved Me by Celine Dion and Spiderwebs by No Doubt. Chazz and group fired waves of lightning, wind and rainbows and fire and smashed them down.


Liam, Julie Kane, Warrior Lady of The Wasteland, D.D. Warrior Lady, The Agent of Mystery - Earth, Water Dragon, Lincoln, Clyde, Zach, Rusty, Stella, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Mixmaster and Scrapper VS Iron Lung, Brass Knuckles, Copper Cranium, Bronze Kneecap, Windfall, Lehvak, Sacrifar Haru, Another Ginga, and Tornado Roidmude - The Lawn Gnomes will get smashed into powder


Iron Lung was next.

Iron Lung (to Liam): The rogue Lawn Gnomes will get smashed into powder. No matter how many there are!

Liam: That is ding dang sure there!

Julie Kane: Yeah it sure is! But these gnomes are bad news.

Pinkie Pie: They sure are and it is crazy that there are so many of them.

Maud Pie: (Monotonously) There sure are.

Featherweight: You aren't kidding on that one.

Sprocket: Yeah no kidding. This is amazing though.

Iron Lung: It sure is! And didn't you guys fight these gnomes before?

Liam: We sure did and it was a crazy adventure. Hap and Chip weren't the bad guys though. Rogue Gnomes were.

Iron Lung: That is amazing you faced them before. Lets do it!

Liam and Iron Lung flared up auras for Pecos Bill and John Henry. Songs for Liam and Iron Lung: What's Next by Big Bad Voodoo Daddy and Only You (And You Alone) by The Platters. Liam and group fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed them down.


Rex Salazar, Tifa, Flitter, Wheat Grass, Sable Spirit, Angel Wings, Circe, Cricket, Tuck, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Slugfest and Overkill VS Multiplex, Multiple Man, Billy Numerous, Hoki the Wandering Ninja, Count Marzo, Evil Venom Woman, RTN Hinata, Ol' Faceful, and Evil Aurora Woman - The Lawn Gnomes are aerodynamic when frozen


Multiplex was next.

Multiplex: (to Rex) The Lawn Gnomes are aerodynamic when frozen. And I can make twice as many clones then the total number of gnomes!

Rex: Yeah they sure are and that we know! You can really tear them apart.

Tifa Lockhart: Boy that is for sure there.

Princess Luna: Boy these gnomes are really coming at us too.

Snowdrop: Yeah they sure are.

Moondust: This is really fun though.

Gari: Yeah it sure is.

Blackout: We're going to have a huge mess to clean up though.

Multiplex: No kidding there. Lets do it!

Rex and Multiplex flared up Atom Dragon Auras. Songs for Rex and Multiplex: Waiting for Tonight by Jennifer Lopez and Justified And Ancient by the KLF. Rex and group fired waves of light and darkness and smashed them down.


Sasuke the Android, Lucia, Ophelia Nasturtium, Pele, Kadma, Lay Mamery, Ebisumaru, Goemon, Yae, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Exhaust and Flamewar VS Machinedramon, Piedmon, MetalSeadramon, Puppetmon, Evil Aqua Man, Tickler, Wiki Tiki, Minotaurmon, and Samurhive - Those Gnomes will be smashed into dust and sprinkled over the ocean


Machinedramon was next.

Machinedramon (to Sasuke): Those Gnomes will be smashed into dust. And sprinkled over the ocean

Sasuke: Yeah that is for sure there.

Lucia: These gnomes are nothing but monsters that need to be shattered.

Princess Celestia: You got that right on that.

King Solar: Yeah that is too true.

Solar Eclipsa: It sure is.

Amber Morning: Yeah no kidding!

Spotlight: That is for sure.

Machinedramon: You got that right. Lets do it!

Sasuke and Machinedramon flared up HiAndromon auras. Songs for Sasuke the Android and Machinedramon: Let's Dance by David Bowie and Cold Love by Donna Summer. Sasuke and group fired waves of energy and light and smashed them down.


Ninja Steel Rangers. Megaforce Rangers, Drive Riders, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Speedwing


Speedwing was next.

Speedwing: Boy what a mess with the gnomes huh?

Nico: Yeah no kidding.

May: Yeah you're telling me.

Speedwing: No kidding. Lets do it!

Destroyers of The Lawn Gnomes, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the Anti-Goosebumps symbol etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades and blessed by the powers of Heaven, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels.

Nico teleported back with them.

Ninja Steel Rangers: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! POWER STARS! LOCK IN! READY! NINJA SPIN!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! NINJA STEEL!

Drive Riders: HENSHIN!

They transformed and were were ready!

Nico: Lets get him!

They fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts of energy and elements and the blasts hit Speedwing and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

He was dead!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a sure mega win.


We regrouped.

Troy: Your days of destroying private property is over!

Tsukasa: Starting now!

Kamen Ride: Zenkaizer!

Kamen Ride: Zenkai Juran!

Kamen Ride: Zenkai Gaon!

Kamen Ride: Zenkai Magine!

Kamen Ride: Zenkai Vroon!

Kamen Ride: Twokaizer!

Maria: (TURNS DIAL) LASER FORCE 6!

She summoned Living Laser, Raizen, Zazz, Gigertox, Cooler and Evil Nitro Man.

Tsukasa turned into Zenkaiser and Daiki summoned clones of the Zenkaigers.

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! LEGACY FORCE!

They turned into the Zenkaigers!

We blasted and smashed numerous gnomes.

Psimion and Ere blasted the gnomes.

Ren & Stimpy and Drillhorn: MAGMA COMEDY BLAST!

SpongeBob & Patrick and Nosecone: X-RAY OCEAN BURST!

Pharaoh of 5000 Years and Gentleman Ghost: PHARAOH GHOST BLAST!

Light of Koji and Magma: LIGHT MAGMA BLAST!

Lightning and Pikachu and Ash and See-More: LIGHTNING EYE BLAST!

Sage of the Halo and Thundermon: THUNDER HALO BLAST!

Power of California Pride and Bronze Kneecap: BRONZE CALIFORNIA BLAST!

Ninja Yae of the Mermaid and Puppetmon: MERMAID PUPPET BLAST!

Red Dragon Archfiend Power and Brass Knuckles: RED DRAGON BLAST!

XJ9 of Tremorton and Black Spider: THUNDER ROBOT BLAST!

Dodgeball Force of Fire and Dodgeball Wizard: FIRE DODGEBALL BLAST!

Zodiac of Magic and Count Spankulot: SPANKING BLAST STORM!

Twilight Sparkle, Thunder Sparkle, Starburst, Night Light Jr, Nyx Midnight, Scarlet Genie, Zeta "Silver" Telekinetic, Sparkle Girl, Love Charm, Tinker Sparks, Starbeam Glitter, Rainbow Kat, Izzy Gravity, Starshine Sparkle, Luster Dawn, Princess Cadance, Princess Amore, Flurry Heart, Lilly Crystal, Cloud Star, Minuette, Twinkleshine, Lemon Hearts, Moondancer, Lyra Heartstrings, Sweetie Drops/Bon Bon, Donut Joe, Spike the Dragon, Shining Armor, Tempest Shadow, Swift Foot, Gallus the Griffin, Star Swirl the Bearded, Magic Skylanders, Rai, Sena and Joe Shimamura: MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and magic and blasted the gnomes.

Twilight Sparkle, Billy, Grim, Mandy, me, Nico and Eli: MAGIC OF DARKNESS BLAST!

We fired waves of energy.

Lincoln: GRASS ELEMENT STYLE: GRASS SWORD!

Entrapta: GRASS LIGHTNING STYLE: GRASS BOLT!

Perfuma: GRASS NATURE STYLE: GRASS BOOMERANG!

Frosta: GRASS ICE STYLE: GRASS GLACIER!

Shantae: GRASS MAGIC STYLE: GRASS BIRDS!

Akko: GRASS STAR STYLE: GRASS STARS!

They formed grass weapons.

Lincoln and his harem: GRASS FINAL SMASH: GRASS BLAST!l

They fired a massive explosive grass based ki blasts

Lincoln: We've had it up to hear with you Lawn Gnomes, so goodbye...!

Hap, Chip, Joe Burton, and Moose McCall: AND GOOD RIDDANCE!

We fired black energy blasts that hit The Lawn Gnomes and destroyed them and sent them to The Black Gates forever.

Nico: Alright, that'll teach them!

Lincoln: That's another Goosebumps Monster put down and another of Slappy's army of Goosebumps monsters taken down. Now, there's one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: Edgar Seraphina.

?: YOU GODDAMN BITCHES AND BASTARD! YOU WILL ALL BURN!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier with absorption energy surrounding the diamond barrier that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of fire blasts, and it absorbed the blasts of fire and they flowed into us and made us even stronger than ever.

Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking that scent from anywhere, come on out right now, Edgar Seraphina, or we will force you out.

A massive muscular male with the same orange hair as The Seraphina Sisters and wearing blood red clothes and fire demon wings came out, it was Edgar Seraphina, one of the eight evil cousins of The Seraphina Sisters and dangerous criminal in Royal Woods.

Lincoln: Edgar Seraphina, I should've known it was you: the stench of fire and B.O. in the air. This just never stops with you, does it? I thought we were rid of you and the rest of your brothers, but Isabella Abaddon had to mess things up as always when she freed that hate-filled jealous-crazed destructive monster, Abigail Seraphina, along with you. Well, now we're going to make sure that you're put down like the rabid dog that you are!

Edgar Seraphina: YOU DARE TO SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT?! I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE A GOD AMONG MEN, LINCOLN LOUD, YOU AND THE REST OF THOSE SERAPHINA BITCHES WILL DIE FOR THROWING US IN THOSE CHAMBERS AND IMPRISONING US IN THOSE GLACIERS AND SENT US TO ANTARCTICA!

Ember Seraphina: That was all your doing along with the doing of your brothers, Edgar, and now, you shall threaten mankind and the world no more.

Suddenly, Ember Seraphina's red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by an orange yellow and crimson red energy aura with stars, fire, flames, sphinxes, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Hazy Flame Sphinx-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Edgar Seraphina, she left orange yellow and crimson red energy, stars, fire, flames, sphinxes, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Ember Seraphina: Never did I expect to ever see you again, Edgar. We put a stop to you and your brothers years ago along with Abigail and we threw you all into cryogenic chambers that cut off your powers and we put you into those glaciers that sent you all to Antarctica where you would be forever forgotten. But, as always, that bitch, Isabella Abaddon, had to fuck things up and free your asses with those demons of hers. Well, that ends here and now, your plan to destroy us all and burn the entire world shall go up in flames together with your life.

Suddenly, Ember Seraphina was surrounded by a massive vortex of orange yellow and crimson red energy with stars, fires, and flames surrounding the vortex, there are sphinxes, phoenixes, angels, and Hazy Flame Sphinx flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a yellow phoenix with red eyes glaring at Edgar Seraphina: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Ember Seraphina emerged, but she was changed forever.

Ember Seraphina grew from 7'0" to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large fire-colored orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has crimson red highlights in the bangs of her long orange hair and large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon red eyes and an orange yellow and crimson red energy aura with stars, fire, flames, fire magic, sphinxes, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has Hazy Flame Sphynx along with The Sphinx emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has on phoenix earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, Flame, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also Hazy Flame Sphynx with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, Flame, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the second pendant on the bottom of her crimson red sphinx-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with crimson red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and crimson red gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Ember Seraphina has on a sleeveless crimson red vest, sleeveless crimson red crop top, crimson red skirt, orange pants, orange legwarmers, orange sneakers, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, fire, flames, fire magic, sphinxes, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Hazy Flame Sphynx and The Sphinx surrounded by flames. Suddenly, Ember Seraphina felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive orange angel wings with crimson red tips on the large orange feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she also now has eleven massive and long midnight orange wolf tails with crimson red tips and crimson red markings, Ember Seraphina has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large crimson red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Ember Seraphina's Hazy Flame Sphynx-themed greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of orange yellow and crimson red energy, stars, fire, flames, fire magic, sphinxes, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Ember Seraphina's Eternal Fire Inferno Hazy Flame Sphynx Fire Angel Greatsword of Eternal Fire Inferno Hazy Flame Sphynx Fire Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded orange gems and Hazy Flame Sphynx etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged crimson red blade, large crimson red sphinx heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and large crimson red gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large crimson red sphinx heads with orange gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large griffin heads is a large crimson red sphinx head with orange gems for eyes and orange gem in its mouth for the pommel, Ember Seraphina has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with crimson red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Hazy Flame Sphynx's head with crimson red gems for eyes and large crimson red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a crimson red kanji below Hazy Flame Sphynx and the Sphinx that said, "Ember Seraphina, Gene-Slammer of Hazy Flame Sphynx, Master of The Powers of Fire and Fire Magic, True Immortal and Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Sister of Stella, Hestia, Nuria, Elaine, Alinta, Helia, and Bridget Seraphina, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Archenemy of Zero Two, Destroyer of Edgar Seraphina, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Fire, Flames, Fire Magic, Sphinxes, Stars, Phoenixes, and Angels"

エンバー・セラフィナ、ヘイジー・フレイム・スフィンクスのジーン・スラマー、火の力と炎の魔法の達人、真の不滅で宇宙の強力な戦士、ステラ、ヘスティア、ヌリア、エレイン、アリンタ、ヘリア、ブリジット・セラフィナの愛する姉妹、愛するリンカーン・ラウドの守護天使および将来の妻、ゼロツーの大敵、エドガー・セラフィナの破壊者、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの驚くべきメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、大使、そして宇宙への希望の灯台、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望の真の女神、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者であり悪の殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、素晴らしく強力な教師の素晴らしく強力な生徒、そして火、炎、火の魔法、スフィンクス、星、フェニックス、天使のマスター

Suddenly, Ember Seraphina's immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!

Ember Seraphina has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-HAZY FLAME SPHYNX-SPHINX-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC FIRESTORM HAZY FLAME SPHYNX SPHINX PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC FIRESTORM HAZY FLAME SPHYNX SPHINX PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC FIRESTORM HAZY FLAME SPHYNX SPHINX PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!

We were really amazed by Ember Seraphina's Super Angel-Hazy Flame Sphynx-Sphinx-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Edgar Seraphina saw it, he fell into a rage and fired a blast of fire at her and Lincoln to kill them, but Lincoln and Ember Seraphina absorbed it and it made them even stronger than ever, and Ember Seraphina fired a massive barrage of orange yellow and crimson red energy, stars, fire, flames, fire magic, sphinxes, phoenixes, and angels which hits Edgar Seraphina and he was knocked down, he got back up, but now, he was even angrier than ever.

Alina Seraphina: Oh man, Ember's transformed, now things are really going to heat up now!

Lincoln: That's right, Ember Seraphina's transformed into her Super Angel-Hazy Flame Sphynx-Sphinx-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and now, it's high-time we got through with that piece of shit, Edgar Seraphina.

Ember Seraphina: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Cosmic Eternal Flame Firestorm Hazy Flame Sphynx Sphinx Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Flame Firestorm Hazy Flame Sphynx Sphinx Phoenix Angel Love) He will burn for everything he's done.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Ember Seraphina.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Your rampage is over, Edgar. Unlike what we did in imprisoning Abigail after I stripped her of her powers, you are way too dangerous to let live and thus, you will die for everything you've done.

Ember Seraphina and Lincoln went after Edgar Seraphina who continued firing powerful blasts of fire and fire magic at them, but Lincoln and Ember Seraphina kept absorbing them and it made them even stronger than ever, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, orange yellow and crimson red energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Edgar Seraphina and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his gold claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Ember Seraphina also attacked him with some powerful punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they smashed him all over with their immense and extremely powerful superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts and this was driving Edgar Seraphina even more madder with rage.

Edgar Seraphina: YOU! YOU! I WILL KILL YOU ALL!

Edgar Seraphina charged right at them with uncontrollable rage and wrath in his heart, but Ember Seraphina fired a powerful fire blast at him which hit him hard and burned him, and then, Lincoln turned the tip of one of his eleven massive and long white tails into Cell's stinger and impaled it into Edgar Seraphina's chest, and then, Lincoln began absorbing him and in the process, he was also assimilating his really strong and immensely powerful fire powers, winged flight, total mastery of all forms of fire magic, and immortality as his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and his rainbow energy aura and rainbow fire aura flared as he began growing even stronger.

When Lincoln was done, the stinger changed back and all that was left of Edgar Seraphina were his clothes. Then, an energy card with Edgar Seraphina's drained soul appeared in Lincoln's left hand, and Lincoln banished him to The Black Gates forever, we cheered wildly for what Ember Seraphina and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down and Ember Seraphina's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long orange wolf tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, and massive orange angel wings are permanent.

Ember Seraphina: This is for everything you and your lowlife brothers have done to us in the past, you piece of shit. Thanks for helping me get rid of that asshole forever, Lincoln.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Ember.

Suddenly, Ember Seraphina wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Ember Seraphina's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Sphinx, and Hazy Flame Sphynx flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and flames raging behind and around them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Ember Seraphina sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and flames and they came back to us as the display vanished.

Nico: That's another of those destructive assholes put down, and only three more to go.

Lincoln: Yep, and now, Slappy's losing the next few of his minions.

Me: Those losers seriously had no idea of what they got themselves into when they allied with that dummy. So, Lincoln, who's the next Avatar and Ambassador of The Digimon Sovereign and The Four Symbols are we meeting tomorrow?

Lincoln: That's an easy one, J.D.: Seiryu Azulongmon, Avatar and Ambassador of Azulongmon, The Digimon Sovereign of Thunder and Seiryu The Azure Dragon of The East.

Zoey Zhuqiaomon: I knew it'd be her next, and you guys will like meeting her, Seiryu Azulongmon is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from New York, and she's a very powerful master of the storms and azure dragons because she was born under the symbol of The Azure Dragon, and ever since her birth, she represents The Azure Dragon of The East, one of The Four Symbols of The Chinese Constellations and because of that strong representation of The Azure Dragon, she was made Avatar and Ambassador of Azulongmon, The Digimon Sovereign of Thunder and she has all his powers over thunder and storms and she knows all of his techniques. She's another of the five girls who make up our group, The Five Ambassadors of The Digimon Sovereigns of Fire, Water, Lightning, Steel, and Light and Darkness.

Nico: You're known as The Righteous Flames of Zhuqiaomon, then, that means...!

Zoey Zhuqiaomon: Yep, Seiryu Azulongmon is known as The Righteous Storms of Azulongmon because any villain who dares to cross her shall face the fury of the storms, and she's really serious about protecting Lincoln from his mean sisters and the other jerks in Royal Woods, and she hates The Digimon Emperor and The Digital World's many evil villains with a seriously blazing passion, and she swore that if she ever came across any of them, she would summon the most powerful of storms to leave nothing of them standing.

Me: Whoa.

Sebastian Mendez: Sorry I wasn't here for today's rescue, I wound up getting a headache from getting hit on the head with a mallet two times in two days. If I find out the person who did this, I'm gonna make that person regret it.

Plucky Duck: IT WAS THE WABBITS! THEY DID THIS!

We gasped.

Nico: Buster, why did...?

Buster Bunny: It was preventative medicine, even though he was freed from his dark side, he's still as creepy as ever, and you've got some nerve ratting me out, Plucky.

Babs Bunny spin-changed into a gangster.

Babs Bunny: (Gangster Talk) It's curtains for ya, ya mug. Curtains!

But, Sebastian was beyond furious as his midnight blue eyes turned blood red.

Sebastian Mendez: (Demonic Voice) It's curtains for the both of you, YOU CRETINS!

Sebastian levitated off the ground as creepy organ music plays, and he had a demonic grin on his face and with rows of jagged fangs, and he slightly opened his mouth, and then...!

Sebastian Mendez: (DEMONIC ROAR AND SNAKES COME OUT OF HIS MOUTH!)

Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny, and Plucky Duck freaked out as they did wild takes galore, and they ran like headless chickens, as Sebastian descended to the ground.

Sebastian Mendez: That's for bonking me on the head with a mallet for the past two days!

LaGrange: That whistle really worked!

Titanium Toenail: They're all frozen!

Iron Lung: Except for Hap and Chip.

Multiplex: I'm glad I still got a chance to help out.

Machinedramon: What do we do with them now?

Me: We put them in a magic vault. With locks on it as Vinny would say Really Big Ones.

Nico: Good idea. Great job guys.

Lola: I wonder how Slappy will react to this one.

Me: No idea. (To the viewers) Lawn gnomes are cool but they are a mess to clean up.

Qin: Yep.

We got to cleaning and later went home.


Meanwhile, SLAPPY WAS SMASHING PLATES AND DISHES ALL OVER HIS HOUSE IN RAGE!

Slappy: I FUCKING HATE THOSE MONSTERS! I HATE THEM MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF!

TO BE CONTINUED…


Part 6 done.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.

For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Tahu, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Gabby Griffin and Nuju, Hydro Man, Liquidator, Leviathan, Crashfood, Noxious Enterprise's Super SPU-31 Liquid Cooled Mobile Processing Unit and Tsubaki as well as Luna Loud, Shou Ronpo, Billy Cranston, Kimberly Ann Hart, Trini Kwan And Zach Taylor and we're going to battle the dark side of Ricky Beamer from Calling All Creeps and we're going to make him pay for all the terrible things he said to Nico and making hiim fall into a depression as well as making us pissed off. Now we're going to finish what we started and kill him and Stone Luna, Qin. Ellie, Erica and Missy are all going to transform against him. He is going to learn a VERY PAINFUL lesson and that is to NEVER PISS OFF us and Nico's friends. Also we're going to battle Another King Snorky, Dracula (Simpsons), Agent 47, Red Guy, Liquidator and Hydro Man as well as meet a Pharaoh Man gene-slammer named Cleopatra Pharaoh who is not only the gene-slammer of Pharaoh Man but also the Embodiment of the Pharaoh Dopant and she is EXTREMELY POWERFUL with fire and she is also the direct descendent of Princess Ahmanet.

The next match-up is Alinta Seraphina, Gene-Slammer of Hazy Flame Hyppogrif and Lincoln VS. Arthur Seraphina

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to New Jersey, specifically The SOHO Night Club, and we got word that Tex Avery McWolf and Tom and Jerry Kids McWolf have kidnapped the girls for Lincoln to rescue and they're at The SOHO Nightclub, and after we rescue the girls from Tex Avery McWolf and Tom and Jerry Kids McWolf, they're also going to help us kill our main target, and our main target is none other than another old enemy of ours: Ulube Ishikawa, and that deranged homicidal asshole has come back from the dead again and he still wants revenge on us, but we're through dealing with that asshole, we're going to destroy him forever and send him to The Black Gates and without The Dark Gundam's DNA in his body, he'll wish he was back in Oblivion by the time we get through with him. And we're going to meet the next Avatar and Ambassador of The Digimon Sovereign and Four Symbols in Chinese Myth, her name is Seiryu Azulongmon, Avatar and Ambassador of Azulongmon, The Digimon Sovereign of Thunder and Seiryu The Azure Dragon of The East, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from New York, and she's a very powerful master of storms and azure dragons because she was born under the symbol of The Azure Dragon, and ever since her birth, she represents The Azure Dragon of The East, one of The Four Symbols of The Chinese Constellations and because of that strong representation of The Azure Dragon, she was also made The Avatar and Ambassador of Azulongmon, The Digimon Sovereign of Thunder and she has all his powers over thunder and storms and she knows all of his techniques. She's one of five girls who make up a group known as The Five Ambassadors of The Digimon Sovereigns of Fire, Water, Lightning, Steel, and Light and Darkness, she's known as The Righteous Storms of Azulongmon because any villain who dares to cross her shall face the fury of the storms, and she's really serious about protecting Lincoln from his mean sisters and the other jerks in Royal Woods, and she hates The Digimon Emperor and The Digital World's many evil villains with a seriously blazing passion, and swore that if she ever came across any of them, she would summon the most powerful of storms to leave nothing of them standing.

Part 7 is for The Return of The Mummy and we're going to battle Nila Rahmed.

See you next time.