WELCOME TO CAMP NIGHTMARE
Walking through the city was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Rarity's team with Papillon, Preciomon, Varodurumon, Plumeria and Ymir along with Duff Killigan, Evil Strike Man, Universe 666 Zeltrax, Taboo Dopant, Astral Drop Irma and The Spirit of Fireball McPhan as well as Thomas the Tank Engine, Vert, Right, Juru, Aruto, Zixx, Carol, Flora, and Erica Haddock and we were walking to Matt Amsterdam's house.
Me: I got the feeling that Slappy is behind Matt Amsterdam's trouble.
Nico: That toothpick is pissing us off every single day.
Xenia: (GROWLS) The sooner we kill that toothpick the better.
Nico: Yeah.
Qin: I've had it with him.
Laney: Me too.
Rarity: I despise him just as much as all of you do darlings.
Xenia: Yeah no kidding.
Nico: Rarity, I want to thank you, Duff, and your teams for coming
Rarity: It's no problem darling and it's going to be so fun.
Me: It sure will be.
Papillon: It sure will be cool.
Nico: Papillon, I remember when you joined us after Van Bloot's defeat.
Papillon: Me too and that was cool.
Nico: Yeah.
Camie: What kind of creature is Papillon again?
Shanan: She's what's called a Glaucusian from the planet Papillionus.
Camie: Wow!
Shanan: Yep. They are butterfly humanoids from the planet Papillionus. It's a forest planet located 76,240 light-years away from Earth. They are a peaceful race that are widely known for their loving and healing nature and can only attack when provoked at a certain level. But it was destroyed when a massive gamma ray burst from a far away galaxy struck it and completely destroyed it.
Camie: That's terrible!
Qin: Yeah we were shocked ourselves.
Nico: Yep.
Laney: That was awesome.
Nico: Shanan talked some sense into you
Shanan: I sure did and that was fun.
Qin: It sure was.
Papillon: I thought so too.
Shanan: I remember Mina told me that you were once her partner Katarina.
Papillon: I sure was and that was amazing.
Nico: Yeah no kidding.
Me: Yeah. Boy yesterday really pissed us off. Slappy brought back the ghosts of Ghost Beach.
Lola: Yeah!
Haruka: I really feel bad for them
Nico: Me too.
Qin: Yeah they were forced into that against their wills.
Me: They were kidnapped from the Great Beyond and forced into servitude of Slappy. That is going to piss off the spirits big time.
Brittney: Oh believe me dad that are INFURIATED! Slappy made the Spirit World's top 10 most dangerous and wanted fugitives. The Spirit World Special Defense Force have labeled him a dangerous S-Class Threat. Even though he is a D-Class Apparition he still is a dangerous force.
Nico: Wow!
Me: No kidding.
Brittney: Slappy may not be that strong but he is still a dangerous force.
Haruka: I meant that I feel bad for them before Slappy forced them into his service.
Nico: We know that but we all feel bad too.
Qin: Yeah and we faced them last year.
Camie: Wow.
Lola: No kidding.
Nico: Rarity, Sirius, Toru, Carol, Flora, and Erica Haddock did a good job
Rarity: Thank you darling. It was fun.
Sirius: Boy it sure was.
Xenia: It sure was.
Toru: But it's great that we got them their lives back.
Qin: It sure is.
Zuria: Yeah.
Lincoln: Okay, guys, we've got ourselves a huge emergency: we got word from Matt that The Reality Police are back, and we also got word that Greg and his sister, Pam, are also causing trouble for him again.
We gasped.
Nico: Oh man, I knew we'd be dealing with The Reality Police along with those repulsive apes who are at it again! I just knew it!
Me: Same here. Those two morons and The Reality Police just don't know when to take a hint.
Lincoln: They sure don't. But, I've also got some bad news as well: I've heard from Matt The Reality Police, Greg, and Pam have gone and made a deal with Slappy, and they've gotten their hands on weapons, and even worse, Greg and Pam threw stink bombs at the Mascots.
Nico, me, May, and Maria: THEY DID WHAT?!
Sabrina Lorelai: Those goddamn assholes, they're dead!
Lincoln: We'll deal with them later, first, we need to deal with The Reality Police. Luckily, I've called in two people to help us deal with The Reality Police.
Just then, Shadow Lucy and Cerea the Centaur arrived.
Shadow Lucy: We'd heard the news and we came here as fast as we could.
Cerea: We already hosed down The Mascots, but they are super pissed off at Greg and Pam for their goddamn stunt.
Nico: And so are we.
Lincoln: They're getting both their arms and legs broken and we told their parents on them. (Sensed for The Reality Police and Matt) AHA! Gotcha! The Reality Police are 20 yards away and closing fast, and so is Matt who's heading right for us.
Me: Which means, we got to be ready.
Nico: And by that, we mean get the diamond barrier up and ready once Matt's with us.
Lincoln: Yep.
Maria: Let's get the Mascots here too.
Me: Good idea.
They came.
Poromon: I'M GOING TO MAKE THOSE JERKS PAY!
Poliwag: YEAH! NO ONE STINK BOMBS US!
Xenia: Oh yeah!
Lincoln: (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) And hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.
Nico: That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!
Suddenly, we saw a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive and came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.
Lincoln: I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!
Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now weak and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on The Reality Police.
Just then, Matt came running right towards us.
Matt: Guys, thank God
Me: We got here as fast as we could.
We saw that he was really tired!
Me: Geez! You look really tired.
Matt: (YAWNS) I haven't slept for 14 days.
Nico: In other words, two weeks.
Me: Yeah. Man were you trying to stay awake so the Reality Police couldn't get you?
Matt: (YAWNS) Yeah.
?: YOU WILL ALL PAY FOR KILLING US!
We then saw our targets, The Reality Police, and they were out for blood. But, before The Reality Police could attack, Lincoln fired magnetic blasts which yanked the weapons Slappy gave them: machine guns, grenade launchers, missile launchers, grenades, bombs, knives, machetes, swords, etc.
Nico: (WHISTLES) Damn, that dummy had given them a weapons factory.
Me: They are ready to go to war!
Lincoln sent them to our weapons vault, and he fired rainbow energy blasts that hit The Reality Police and knocked them down, they got back up, but boy were they pissed off big time now!
Matt: (YAWNS) Nice one with snatching their weapons, and I can't believe those two and The Reality Police had made a deal with Slappy.
Me: I know!
Nico: We dealt with Wilson who also made the deal with Slappy and sent him to The Charon Reform School yesterday, now it's going to be the turn of those two repulsive apes after we deal with The Reality Police.
Shadow Lucy: Yes, their souls will forever drown in darkness for their sins.
Nico: Lets get them!
May: Can't let these go to waste!
Me: Lets do it!
We fired laser blasters and missile guns and blasted the Reality Police all over.
Suddenly, Shadow Lucy's red demon eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by a black and blood red energy aura with stars, dark flames, dark lightning, darkness, shadows, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, creatures of the night, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Shadow Lucy's Vampire Demonic Darkness Greatsword of Eternal Darkness Justice from her back, and as she approached The Reality Police, she left black and blood red energy, stars, dark flames, dark lightning, darkness, shadows, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, creatures of the night, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Shadow Lucy: There can be no sort of forgiveness for you, Reality Police, you claim to uphold the law, but in reality, you would find any excuse to target anyone including Matt who'd suffered from endless insomnia due to his repulsive ape siblings. Your actions can never be forgiven, and for that, your dark souls shall be dragged into darkness eternal for your crimes.
Suddenly, Shadow Lucy was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and blood red energy with stars, dark flames, dark lightning, darkness, shadows, dark magic, black magic, and Satanic Magic surrounding the vortex, there are creatures of the night, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blood red phoenix with red eyes glaring at The Reality Police: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Shadow Lucy emerged, but she was changed forever.
Shadow Lucy grew from 7'4" to 7'9" in height, she has gold metal bands on her biceps and thighs, she now has eleven large pitch black orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has blood red highlights in the bangs of her long flowing black hair reaching to the bottom of her neck and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon red demon eyes and a black and blood red energy aura with stars, dark flames, dark lightning, darkness, shadows, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, creatures of the night, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has a vampire bat with a full moon above its head and three drops of blood on its belly emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with blood red iris, she has on black bat earrings with the Dark and Eternity Kanji in its claws and her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with blood red gems on the black blood drop links and black bat-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of it is a vampire bat with blood red gems for eyes and the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck, she has on a short-sleeve black blouse, short-sleeved black shirt with blood red phoenix, black skirt with vampire bats on them, black pants, black knee-high boots with vampire bats on them for the shoe buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, dark flames, dark lightning, darkness, shadows, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, creatures of the night, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is the Castle of The Vampires with the full moon shining down and bats flying around it. Suddenly, Shadow Lucy felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive black angel wings with blood red tips on the large black feathers grew much bigger for her new body and her eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails now have blood red tips and blood red markings and she has vampire fangs. Shadow Lucy has on a Ring of The Phoenix with black gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Yellow Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger and Ring of the Goths of Darkness on her right pinkie, and black fingerless gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on the back and a Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Shadow Lucy's massive Shadow Lucy's Vampire Demonic Darkness Greatsword of Eternal Darkness Justice and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging and they were surrounded in a kaleidoscope of black and blood red energy, stars, dark flames, dark lightning, darkness, shadows, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, creatures of the night, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Shadow Lucy's L-Emental Eternal Vampire Demonic Darkness Greatsword of Eternal Darkness Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded blood red gems and the creatures of the night and symbols The Goths of Darkness etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large midnight black vampire bat heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large blood red gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large black vampire bat heads with blood red gems for eyes and a large black vampire bat head with blood red gems for eyes and blood red gem in its mouth on the bottom of the black vampire bat heads for the pommel, she has on her gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with large black gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left gold Bracer, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold bat head with blood red gems for eyes and a large black gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a blood red kanji below the Castle of The Vampires that said, "Shadow Lucy Loud, Elemental Angel of Darkness, Second Youngest of The Loud Family, Loving Sister of Her Many Siblings, Loving Youngest Daughter of Rita and Lynn Senior, Member of The L-Ementals, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Descendant of 17th Century Lucille Loud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Archenemy of Universe 666 Tantabus, Member of The Goths of Darkness, Talented Dark Poet of The Loud House, and Master of Darkness, Vampires, and The Creatures of The Night"
シャドウ・ルーシー・ラウド、闇のエレメンタル・エンジェル、ラウド家の二番目の末っ子、たくさんの兄弟の愛する妹、リタとリン・シニアの愛する末娘、L-エメンタルズのメンバー、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、プロテクター、ディフェンダー、そして宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の救世主、宇宙への希望の大使兼灯台、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真真実、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、信頼の女神、悪の破壊者と殺戮者、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなしの女神、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、才能のあるコミックブックライターおよびビデオゲーマー、数多くの驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、スコットランドのラウド湖の17世紀のルシール・ラウドの子孫、宇宙666タンタバスの大敵、のメンバー闇のゴス、ラウドハウスの才能豊かな闇の詩人、そして闇の達人、ヴァンパイア、そして夜の生き物たち
Shadow Lucy has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-VAMPIRE-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA L-EMENTAL TRUE ETERNAL SHADOW DARKNESS SHADOW GOTHIC VAMPIRE DEMON PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC L-EMENTAL TRUE ETERNAL SHADOW DARKNESS SHADOW GOTHIC VAMPIRE DEMON PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC L-EMENTAL TRUE ETERNAL SHADOW DARKNESS SHADOW GOTHIC VAMPIRE DEMON PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Shadow Lucy's Super Angel-Vampire-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when The Reality Police saw it, they went after Shadow Lucy to kill her, but Shadow Lucy fired a massive barrage of black and blood red energy, stars, dark flames, dark lightning, darkness, shadows, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, creatures of the night, phoenixes, and angels at The Reality Police which exploded with incredible power as it hits them and knocked them down, they got back up, but now, they were enraged.
Shadow Lucy: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The L-Emental True Eternal Darkness Shadow Gothic Vampire Demon Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic L-Emental True Eternal Darkness Shadow Gothic Vampire Demon Phoenix Angel Love) You monsters deserve to pay for what you've done.
Suddenly, Lincoln sensed two more figures and fired chains of darkness that got them out and they were both shackled, and we saw who they were: Greg and Pam, Matt's repulsive ape siblings.
Greg: (GROWLS) DAMN IT! WE WERE SO CLOSE TO AMBUSHING YOU!
Pam: YOU RUINED OUR LIVES! YOU RUINED US!
Lincoln: You two repulsive apes deserved it, and there was no way you were going to ambush us, we can tell from the stink lines coming off you from the last time we taught you both a lesson.
Cerea: Keep them chained up, Lincoln, we're going to trash those two pieces of shit later, right now, we got bigger fish to fry.
Me: Reality Police, your time is up!
Nico: Never again will we let you two monsters terrorize Matt in his dreams ever again! You shall pay the ultimate price for your misdeeds!
May fired a missile launcher.
She fired and blasted the three of them!
Poromon: Lets get them!
Mascots: CUTIE VENGEANCE!
They smashed down Matt's brother and sister and slapped, bashed, bit and punched them!
Horsea: Ambush us, will you?!
She squirted ink into Pam's mouth and it tasted horrible!
Me: Time for some spinach!
I pulled out a can of spinach and popped it open and ate it.
GULP! BOING BING!
I flexed my muscles and a VOLCANO ERUPTING WAS SHOWN IN THEM!
Me: YEAH!
The Reality Police went at me and then…
KRABLAM!
I punched them and sent them smashing into a a fire hydrant!
Right: ToQ Change!
Juru: Kiramai Change!
Aruto: Henshin!
TOQ ICH!
They transformed and were ready!
They fired waves of energy and lasers and blasted the Reality Police all over.
Me: Nico throw me a bunch of horseshoes.
Nico: You got it.
He threw the horseshoes and I punched them and they hit the Reality Police on their heads.
BONK BONKBONKBONKBONK BONK BONK!
One of them ground their hair off.
Nico: Love that gag!
Poliwag: Take this!
He slapped Greg all over the place with his tail!
SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP!
Me: Top this!
I punched the reality police and bashed them all over like a punching bag and NUMEROUS WEAPONS AND ALIEN GADGETS FELL OUT OF THEM!
Me: Nico!
I gave him a can of spinach!
Me: May! Maria!
I gave them cans of spinach too.
POPEYE SPINACH THEME PLAYS!
They popped open their cans of spinach and ate them.
GULP! BOING! DING!
They flexed their muscles! Nico had the Death Star exploding in his muscles, May had a massive armored tank in her muscles and Maria had a MASSIVE BATTLESHIP in her muscles!
Nico: YEAH!
They went and pulverized the Reality Police with extremely savagery and mercilessness.
Suddenly, Cerea's blue eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by a golden yellow energy aura with stars, nature, centaurs, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive greatsword from her back, and as she approached The Reality Police, she left golden yellow energy, stars, nature, centaurs, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Cerea: Every single word that Shadow Lucy said to you was true, you're done terrorizing Matt in his dreams, these things weren't his fault, but the fault of his repulsive ape siblings. But, you refuse to listen and for that, you monsters are heading right for Oblivion.
Suddenly, Cerea was surrounded by a massive vortex of golden yellow energy with stars and nature surrounding the vortex, there are centaurs, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blonde phoenix with red eyes glaring at The Reality Police: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Cerea emerged, but she was changed forever.
Cerea grew from 6'0" to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large golden blonde orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the voluptuous body of a goddess, she has blue highlights in the bangs of her long blonde hair tied in a ponytail and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blue eyes and a golden yellow energy aura with stars, nature, centaurs, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has a phoenix and centaur emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with blue iris, she has on centaur earrings with blue gems for eyes and holding the Nature and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has a centaur with blue gems for eyes and holding the Nature and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her yellow centaur-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold phoenix pendant of her Elemental Phoenix Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with golden yellow crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and golden yellow gems on the gold leaf links and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck. Cerea has on her signature outfit, and her lower centaur body grew much bigger, and she has on a long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, nature, centaurs, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix and centaur surrounded by nature. Suddenly, Cerea felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive blonde angel wings with blue tips on the large blonde feathers grew and sprouted out of her back and she now has eleven massive and long blonde wolf tails with blue tips and blue markings on the base of her spine. Cerea has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large yellow gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Cerea's massive greatsword and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're suddenly surrounded by a kaleidoscope of golden yellow energy, stars, nature, centaurs, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it transformed into Centorea Shianus' Greek Nature Centaur Angel Greatsword of Greek Moonlight Nature Centaur Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded blue gems and a centaur and phoenix etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged silver blade, large blonde bull heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large blue gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large blonde bull heads with blue gems for eyes and large blonde bull head with blue gems for eyes and large blue gem in its mouth on the bottom of the blonde bull heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left gold Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold bull head with blue gems for eyes and large blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a blue kanji below the phoenix and centaur that said, "Centorea Shianus Also Known as Cerea the Centaur, Legendary Voluptuous Centaur of Greek Myth, Friend of Many Monster Girls, Future Wife of James Dean Knudson, Archenemy of The Minotaur, Expert Archer and Self-Proclaimed Knight, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Nature, Centaurs, Phoenixes, and Angels"
セントレア・シアヌスはケンタウロスのセレアとしても知られ、ギリシャ神話の伝説的な官能的なケンタウロス、多くのモンスター娘の友人、ジェームズ・ディーン・クヌドソンの将来の妻、ミノタウロスの宿敵、射手兼自称騎士、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、守護者、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者であり救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、セレスティアル・ゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲートのマスター、究極の究極の力善良な真の真実の女神、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠、正直、寛大、優しさ、無私、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者であり悪の殺し屋、錯乱、殺人、無慈悲、そしてサディスティックなろくでなし、素晴らしく強力な教師の素晴らしく強力な生徒、そして自然の達人、ケンタウロス、フェニックス、天使
Cerea has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-GREEK CENTAUR-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE NATURE VOLUPTUOUS GREEK CENTAUR ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC NATURE VOLUPTUOUS GREEK CENTAUR ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC NATURE VOLUPTUOUS GREEK CENTAUR ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Cerea's Super Angel-Greek Centaur-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when I saw Cerea, I had an atomic red blush on my face, hearts in my eyes, and my nose was bleeding. But, when The Reality Police saw it, they fell into an even darker rage and ran at her to kill her, but Cerea fired a massive barrage of blonde energy, stars, nature, centaurs, phoenixes, and angels which hit The Reality Police and exploded with incredible power as they were sent flying into a tree, they got back up, but now, they were beyond pissed off.
Cerea: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Nature Voluptuous Greek Centaur Angel and Divine Cosmic Nature Voluptuous Greek Centaur Angel Love) Now, it's high time we got rid of you for good.
Me: You dream monsters are done haunting Matt.
Nico: And we're also going to piss Slappy off even more.
Lincoln: This is going to be good.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope.
Then, I transformed into Super Angel-Wolf Moon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Hope and unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and we joined Shadow Lucy and Cerea and so did the rest of us as we unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Slappy, you've gone way too far this time enlisting the help of those Reality Police monsters and those two repulsive apes, and now, you get to watch as we take down another one of your minions!
Lincoln, Shadow Lucy, Cerea, and I went after The Reality Police, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, grey energy, lavender energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Golems, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Elemental Phoenixes, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at The Reality Police and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Horsea: Nice muscles, Maria!
Maria: Thanks!
Manaphy: Go mama! Tear them apart!
Poromon: Oh yeah!
They were really tearing them apart!
Then, we attacked them with our massive greatswords leaving scars on them and Lincoln left many more with his gold-armored claws and firing energy slashes from his gold-plated claws and I left many more with my claws, and he, Shadow Lucy, Cerea, and I attacked them hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving The Reality Police insane and straight to the brink of insanity.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) This has gone on long enough. MOONLIGHT DREAM STYLE NINJA ART: MOONLIGHT DREAM RASENSHURIKEN!
Lincoln formed a massive midnight blue Rasenshuriken with stars orbiting around the full moon core and he threw it at The Reality Police and it exploded with such incredible power, they were obliterated in an instant and were sent to The Black Gates. Everyone cheered as Lincoln, Shadow Lucy, Cerea, and I holstered our massive greatswords on our backs and powered down, and Shadow Lucy's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, gold halo, eleven massive and long black wolf tails, and massive black angel wings are permanent, and Cerea's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, gold halo, eleven massive and long blonde wolf tails, and massive blonde angel wings are permanent.
Nico: Finally, we got rid of The Reality Police for good.
Lincoln: You said it. (Turns to Greg and Pam) Now, where were we? Oh yeah, we're gonna beat you two repulsive apes into the dirt for what you did!
Greg: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, IF YOU STUPID HEROES HADN'T INTERFERED, WE'D FINALLY BE RID OF THAT LOSER!
Pam: ALL OF YOU ARE TO BLAME! I ORDER YOU ALL TO PAY US COMPENSATION AND BOW BEFORE US LIKE THE VERMIN YOU ARE!
Me: OH, SHUT UP, BITCH!
POW!
I punched Pam hard in the face and knocked out her teeth!
I punched Greg too!
Nico: PILE ON, GANG!
We piled on and we proceeded to pummel and pulverize Greg and Pam really hard as a massive fight cloud formed. Then, as we got off them and the fight cloud disappeared, Greg and Pam were really mangled! Then, Lincoln trapped them inside a glass box!
Lincoln: This isn't over yet.
Lincoln snapped his fingers and he summoned a massive stink bomb inside the glass box with Greg and Pam inside it!
Me: (GASPS) THE EL MONGO STINK BOMB!
Lincoln: Close, J.D., this is The El Mongo Stink Bomb 2.0., an updated version of The El Mongo Stink Bomb. I used the very same ingredients the Eds used for it, but I also added in Lynn's and Ed's old stinky and sweaty and super stinky socks for more intense stink power!
We gasped.
Eddy: Oh this is gonna be awesome!
Nico: OH MAN! EVERYONE, TAKE COVER AND HOLD YOUR NOSES! THIS IS GONNA GET STINKY!
We ran and ducked in bushes as Lincoln pressed the button and The El Mongo Stink Bomb 2.0. at Greg and Pam, and then, the bomb exploded!
SUPER MASSIVE AND EXPLOSIVE FART!
Edd: I CAN'T BREATHE!
And the glass box inside was shrouded in green gas. The glass box disappeared and Greg and Pam were really smelly and stinky and they were coughing, gagging and puking their guts out! and they had stink lines coming off them like crazy.
Me: PHEW! MAN, THAT STINKS!
Nico: WHO STEPPED ON A DUCK!
Me: OH GOOD GOD!
Xenia: THAT IS HORRIBLE!
Luna: UGH! IT SMELLS LIKE LYNN'S UNWASHED GYM CLOTHES AND GYM BAG!
Nico: (Sniffs) WHOA! OH MAN, THAT REEKS!
May: YUCK! SMELLS LIKE ED'S FEET TIMES 1,000!
We had gas masks on and I put on a 22nd Century Exopack.
Mr. Amsterdam: I got to say, that was really stinky, but that was well done.
Me: Thanks Mr. Amsterdam.
Mr. Amsterdam: (To Greg and Pam) Greg, Pam, words cannot express just how angry and disappointed we are in the both of you, you made your younger brother's life a living nightmare so much so that he wasn't able to sleep.
Mrs. Amsterdam: And because of it, he suffered torment at the hands of The Reality Police. This has gone on long enough, we tolerated your constant bullying of your brother more than enough times already, and we weren't able to do anything about it. We thought you'd finally learn your lesson, but what you both did in attacking Team Loud Phoenix Storm's mascots with stink bombs and allying with Slappy along with The Reality Police to get revenge, you two will never ever be forgiven.
Mr. Amsterdam: And we're going to fix this right now. Greg, Pam, you two are hereby disowned and we're cutting all ties with you, as of this moment, you two aren't our kids anymore, and Greg, we're giving your room to Matt, and we're selling all of your stuff as well.
This horrified Greg and Pam, and they got so angry, they tried to get out of the chains and kill us, but they can't.
Lincoln: But if that wasn't enough, I think you two need to experience what Matt went through.
Lincon unholstered his massive greatsword.
Lincoln: You two are going to experience everything that Matt went through in his nightmares, and you're going to regret ever bullying your little brother, you repulsive apes! ENDLESS NIGHTMARE! 終わりない悪夢
Lincoln swung his massive greatsword and fired a massive vortex of darkness and moonlight which hit Greg and Pam and trapped them in The Nightmare World, and then, he beamed them to The Charon Reform School.
Me: Whoa, was that a new Surekill technique you developed?
Lincoln: Yep, it's called Endless Nightmare! 終わりない悪夢 It works just like your Rage of Inferno 超弾動閃煌斬 and my Rage of Elements! エレメント猛威, but for this technique, I swing my massive greatsword and fire a massive vortex of darkness and moonlight which hits the target and traps them in a neverending nightmare born of their own misdeeds.
Nico: Whoa, that's intense!
Lincoln: Yep, and because they showed no remorse to Matt for all the bullying they did unto him, they are now trapped forever in their neverending nightmare in The Nightmare Realm forever: doomed to be haunted by the nightmares of their own misdeeds and never to wake up again.
Me: MAN! That is brutal! So now their hell is the eternal torment of their savage bullying.
Lincoln: Yep.
Laney: Brutal!
Me: May they be banished forever to the darkness of hell where their actions will haunt them forever.
Qin: Good riddance.
Matt was really asleep.
Me: He is totally out cold.
Rarity: Oh the poor thing. He really is tired.
Nico: Let's get him to his room
Me: Good idea. He is really exhausted. But he can sleep easy now.
We went to his house and got him to his new room in Greg's old room. We put Greg's and Pam's stuff in a box and moved Matt's stuff into his new room and we sold Greg and Pam's stuff and got a lot of money for it.
We put him in his bed and he was sleeping.
I put a Do Not Disturb sign on his door.
Me: Shh.
We went back outside.
Nico: Sweet dreams.
Me: Yeah. He's going to be out like this for maybe 2 days.
Nico: I would be out cold for that long too.
Lola: Me too.
Meanwhile Slappy watched us and HE ROARED IN EXPLOSIVE FURY AND BASHED AND PULVERIZED BOB ROTH ALL OVER THE PLACE!
Slappy: THOSE MOTHERFUCKING LOSERS! WHY!? WHY!? WHY!? WHY DO THEY ALWAYS MAKE A FOOL OF ME!?
But then Slappy fell asleep.
Bob Roth: Huh. How convenient.
All that rage made him tired.
Back with us Mr. Amsterdam was really sad.
Mr. Amsterdam: I'm so sorry for everything that my evil 2 former children caused.
Mrs. Amsterdam: We should have listened to Matt. We didn't know he was going through all this.
Me: It's not your fault you 2.
Mr. Amsterdam: We failed Greg and Pam.
Me: Now THEY are the ones that failed YOU. Because they were hated him from the very minute he was born.
Poromon: THEY AMBUSHED US!
Me: Shhh!
Poromon: Sorry.
Manaphy: But yeah they did.
Me: Now they won't do that ever again.
Cerea: Thank goodness.
Maria: Matt's gonna be asleep for a few days
Me: He sure will be.
Qin: Yeah.
Eli: Lets go someplace else for the battle with the Anothers.
Me: Good idea. Lets head to the park. The battle with them here will wake up Matt.
Xenia: I agree.
We went to the park.
We arrived at the park.
Poliwag: I hope he'll be ok.
Nico: He will be. Don't worry.
Me: At least we helped him out and pissed off Slappy more.
Xenia: Yeah we sure did.
Eli: Now for the Anothers. We have Another Roachmon, Snimon, Mammothmon, Mojyamon, Frigimon, Evil Strike Man and Duff Killigan.
Me: Whoa! All Digimon next.
Qin: Yeah.
Duff Killigan: (Scottish Accent) Aye. These are Digimon that were either under the loop-de-loop madness of the Digimon Emperor and Myotismon now.
Nico: Wow.
Lola: That makes sense.
Me: (Chuckles) Loop-De-Loop madness. That's funny.
Nico: I like that.
Maria: Who do we call for them?
Me: Seshiru Tenma, Yuria tenma, Shizume Kugano, Manny the Mammoth and Catra.
Nico: Cool!
Lincoln: This will be interesting.
Nico: Yep.
Maria called them in and then we felt a rumble and coming in riding on Manny's back was Seshiru Tenma, Yuria tenma, Shizume Kugano, and Catra.
Catra: Hey, guys!
Manny: Looks like the fun is about to begin.
Nico: It sure is.
Yuria Tenma: But we're ready for some action.
Lincoln: I know you all are.
Nico: Cool.
Eli: I sense that the anothers minus Another Duff are one person.
Me: Awesome.
Poromon: There they are!
We saw a bunch of figures come in and they were Another Roachmon, Snimon, Mammothmon, Mojyamon, Frigimon and Evil Strike Man!
Me: Whoa! This will be interesting.
Another Snimon: (In a girls voice) I'm ready for some fun.
Lincoln: Yulia Yavin IV!? Whoa!
They merged and she reverted back and was a girl with green hair, green eyes, green leaf angel wings and had green clothes and had a prismatic keyblade.
Yulia Yavin IV: Awesome to see you again Lincoln and wow you grew into an awesome young man.
Lincoln: I know.
Nico: Care to introduce us Lincoln?
Lincoln: Sure This is Yulia Yavin IV, Keyblade Knight of Yavin IV, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's also a powerful Jedi and a powerful force of epic power. She was born and raised on the planet, Yavin IV, and she has intense nature powers and is as strong as 500,000,000 Jedi Knights put together. She has all of their powers and uses the powers of the Light Side of the Force for Good. She is the Keyblade Knight of the planet, Yavin IV, and she witnessed the Jedi Knights' battles against The Sith, and she'd helped out in many of their battles against The Sith. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained me a lot about how to use the Keyblade and I'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and I became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained me on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained Lincoln a lot when it came to mastering The Light Side of The Force while Maridia Amidala trained me a lot when it came to mastering The Dark Side of The Force for Good, and over time, I became a powerful Master of The Light and Dark Side of The Force and I eventually became as strong as 900,000,000 Jedi Knights and 900,000,000 Sith Lords, and she taught him everything that she knows when it comes to using the powers of nature.
We were amazed.
Me: Wow! The Keyblade Knight of the planet Yavin IV.
Eli: Wow! That's where the Battle of Yavin was and it lead to the destruction of the Death Star.
Yulia Yavin IV: I know. That was so awesome. Luke blew the entire Death Star to smithereens.
Me: He sure did. That was so epic.
Yulia Yavin IV: It sure was.
Qin: Yeah. That was my favorite battle in the Star Wars movies.
Lola: Mine too.
Nico: That was awesome.
Me: That was awesome blasting apart the Death Star when we celebrated Star Wars Day back in 2020.
Nico: Yeah that was unforgettable.
Qin: Yeah it was!
Nico: Sorry we have to do this
Me: By the way is the Another Duff friendly or hostile?
Yulia Yavin IV: Friendly and she is a powerful force of good and fire.
Me: Whoa.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and was separated from the anothers.
Nico: Lets get them!
We fired waves of energy and lasers and blasted the anothers and I caught the Wonder Ride Books!
Me: Oh yeah!
Maria: Time for backup! (TURNS DIAL) DUMB COP 6!
She summoned Chief Wiggum, Proper Patrol, Gingar, Queen (Batman Beyond) Sagittarius Zodiarts and Baromon!
Nico: Oh yeah!
May: Now, we wait.
Me: Yep.
Yulia Yavin IV: Boy the battle of Yavin must've been so awesome for you all.
Me: It was. We piloted starships and fighters and blasted the Death Star and TIE fighters all over the place left and right.
Nico: And blew the entire death star into oblivion.
May: It's true
Yulia Yavin IV: That is awesome.
Qin: Yeah.
Me: That was still an awesome and epic battle. One of our most unforgettable ever.
Xenia: It sure was.
Yulia Yavin IV: Wow!
Nico: But it destroyed Alderaan first.
Yulia Yavin IV: I know. That was terrible. But I heard you guys brought it back.
Me: Yep.
Qin: And killed Palpatine much later.
Me: Yep.
But then…
BONK!
I got hit in the head with a golf ball!
Me: OUCH!
I saw the ball.
Me: OUCH! That hurt! OKAY WHO IS THE WISEASS THAT HIT ME!
Duff Killigan: Wasn't me!
Nico: I think it was from him!
We saw a figure and it was ANOTHER DUFF KILLIGAN!
Duff: Who's that handsome lad!?
Me: Another you!
Nico: Wow!
Another Duff: (In a girls voice) Sorry J.D.! I didn't mean to hit you.
Me: (GASP) That voice.
She reverted back and was a girl with red hair, red eyes, red clothes, fire angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of the Shiranui Dopant on it and the same symbol on her skirt and she had a fire sword.
Me: (GASP) Sheila Shiranui!
Sheila Shiranui: Awesome to see you again J.D. Sorry to hit you like that.
Me: No worries.
Sheila Shiranui: Yeah I'm a lousy golfer.
Me: It's okay. Golf is not for everyone. Sheila is the embodiment of the Shiranui or Unknown Fire Dopant and she has intensely strong fire powers that are amazingly powerful and the fire is said to be from the fires of hell. And her power is amazing.
Nico: Whoa! That is strong.
Me: Yep. But she loves the Scottish Culture.
Sheila Shiranui: I sure do. My favorite food from Scotland is haggis.
Lucille Loud: (Scottish Accent) It's an honor to meet someone who loves Haggis now.
Lana: Haggis is awesome stuff.
Lincoln: It sure is.
Me: That's cool that you love haggis.
Duff Killigan: It sure is lass.
Sheila Shiranui: Yeah. I also heard all about Lincoln and his family being descended from Scottish Royalty and that is awesome. I actually did a lot of history research on Loch Loud and knew that there was a terrible injustice done to them and they were exiled from Scotland because of Morag's ancestor Aggie.
Me: That's right.
Sheila Shiranui: Yeah when I found out about that I vowed to make sure they come back and reclaim their home. My ancestor vowed to kill Aggie McLaughlin. But she never got the chance. So I vowed to finish her work. But I heard that you guys already did that.
Me: We sure did. We sent her to prison and after 400 years we avenged the McLoud's and gave them back their rightful place at Loch Loud.
Lucille Loud: Aye. It's true.
Sheila Shiranui: Good. I'm so happy.
Me: Yep.
Kaito: (Gets out Ryusoulger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Zocks: (gets out Kiramager gear) Because we can grant it instead.
Kaito got a Dino Fury sword and Zocks got a Kiramai sword.
Sheila Shiranui: Just to help me do what I said that my ancestor was trying to do.
Me: Well that was before we killed Swartz. But we already did all that.
Lola: Yeah it's true.
Nico: Yep.
Sougo: (gets out Dino Fury Ridewatch) Duff, when are you and Lori having that golf off?
Geiz: (Gets out Kiramager Ridewatch) We've been waiting for it for a while now.
Sougo got DinoFuryRedArmor while Geiz got KiramaiRedArmor.
Duff: We arranged to have it on September 1st.
Me: After we deal with Slappy. Good idea.
Nico: Yeah.
Lincoln: Lets separate you first.
Lincoln fired a wave of light and separated her.
Sheila Shiranui: Whoa! Time to burn!
She fired a fireball and blasted Another Duff!
Nico: FORE! (ACTIVATES DUFF AND EVIL STRIKE MAN'S RIDEWATCHES)
He hit a golf ball of energy and smashed down Another Duff!
May: Time for this! (ACTIVATES UNIVERSE 666 ZELTRAX AND TABOO DOPANT'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired energy blasts and smashed the Another down.
Maria: Time for some fun! (ACTIVATES ASTRAL DROP IRMA AND THE SPIRIT OF FIREBALL MCPHAN'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired energy blasts and smashed the Another down.
Papillon: BATTER UP! (ACTIVATES EVIL STRIKE MAN'S RIDEWATCH)
She threw a baseball and it hit the Another and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Then Tchang Zu, Queen Jellyfish, Grem, Edgar the Bug, Caleb Quinn and Atomic Flounder came.
Nico: Nice team Tchang Zu.
Tchang Zu: Thanks Nico.
Qin: Awesome.
Then huge rocks flew in and smashed down Another Duff and I caught the ridewatch and purified it.
Me: WHOA! Who did that?
?: I did.
We saw Stone Man.
Me: Whoa Stone Man.
Nico: Awesome.
Stone Man: (In a girls voice) That was awesome.
Nico: Stella Stone? Whoa!
Me: Cool!
Stella Stone: Yep. And just so you know I'm naked.
Me: Uh oh.
I put on my blind man glasses and the boys covered their eyes.
Me: It's going to hurt a lot.
Stella Stone: I know. I'm ready.
Me: Here we go. (SNAPS FINGERS)
I snapped my fingers and she doubled over in pain and threw up and then she fired a rock and then…
KRASMASH!
It bashed May right in her face and she was knocked stupid.
She reverted back and was a girl with brown hair, brown eyes, brown angel wings and had a symbol for s rock in the middle of her forehead.
Stella Stone: Oh man! That hurt. (GASP) Oh dear god! I'm sorry May.
May: (Stupid and dazed) Mommy Max ate the last of the ice cream sandwiches.
May got back to normal.
May: I'm okay!
Qin: Boy she got hit hard.
Stella Stone: (Sees herself) GAH! Eyes to yourselves perverts!
Rarity: Don't worry darling we can fix this.
The Fashion brigade gave her awesome brown clothes and she also got a Stone Kanji Barrette and got brown armbands and legbands.
Stella Stone: Wow! I look amazing!
Nico: You sure do.
Papillon: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Stella Stone: When me and Nico went and bashed numerous criminals in a prison into pulp as they did a prison riot.
Me: Whoa! That is cool!
Eli: It sure is.
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Stella hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Stella Stone: Same here.
We went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, Style Queen, Yelan, Jordan Ramsey, Red Sonja, Phantom Lady, and Lucy are heading to Spoonerville, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the four girls here, but we've got bad news: Bradley Uppercrust III has broken out of his post again and he still wants revenge on us. But, we're not going to let that prick get away with this, and Max Goof isn't going to either, and when he transforms to fight Brad, the wrath of Heaven and Hell is about to be unleashed.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Spoonerville, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the four girls here, but we've got bad news: Bradley Uppercrust III has broken out of his post again and he still wants revenge on us.
Nico: That damn prick! I can't believe him!
Me: This was due to Greg and Pam. (GROWLS) I should've broke their arms and legs and sent them into a coma!
Max Goof: They've got some nerve breaking Brad out, but like I said, I'm through letting him run wild again. This time, I'll finish him for good!
We gasped.
Nico: Oh God, I don't like the way you said it, man!
Me: This just proves how much Brad has pissed off Max too many times to count.
Style Queen: Be that as it may, Brad isn't getting out of this.
Suddenly, we saw three girls head our way: the first is a beautiful and super sexy girl with long black hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, massive red and black angel wings, she has on a necklace with blue gem pendant, and she was dressed in a red short-sleeved shirt, blue skirt, red knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, water, ocean waves, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Scourge, and holstered on her back is a massive greatsword.
The second is a beautiful and super sexy girl with long black hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, massive black angel wings, she has on a necklace with blue gem pendant, and she was dressed in a pink long sleeved kimono, pink knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, water, ocean waves, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Battletrap, and holstered on her back is a massive greatsword.
And the third is a beautiful and super sexy girl with long blue hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, massive blue angel wings, she has on a necklace with blue gem pendant, and she was dressed in a pink short-sleeved shirt, pink skirt, pink knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, water, ocean waves, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Nightbird, and holstered on her back is a massive greatsword, and with them are the four girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Lola Lane, Gene-Slammer of Scourge, Maria Fey, Gene-Slammer of Battletrap, and Belle Briefs, Gene-Slammer of Nightbird.
Lola Lane: That's right, and we got the girls away from that goddamn prick.
Maria Fey: But not before Belle punched him in his face.
Belle Briefs: And knocked out a couple of his teeth.
?: YOU GODDAMN FOOLS WILL ALL PAY FOR HUMILIATING ME! NONE OF YOU WILL LEAVE HERE ALIVE!
We then saw our target, Bradley Uppercrust III, running towards us and he was really out for blood now.
Max Goof: (Thinking to himself) You've always made every last one of our lives miserable and all for your stupid desire for glory, and to find out you've also pissed off Lincoln and his Guardian Angels as well, that ends here and now! (Out loud) No more.
Suddenly, something within Max Goof's mind brutally snapped as the memories of Bradley Uppercrust III's crimes and what he'd done to outright piss off Lincoln and his Guardian Angels to no end echoed and rushed through his head, and his deep blue eyes turned neon deep blue and he was surrounded by a white and red energy aura with stars, crosses, angels, swords, light, darkness, keys, phoenixes, and angels, he unholstered his Max Goof's Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade from his back, and as he approached Bradley Uppercrust III, he left white and red energy, stars, crosses, angels, swords, light, darkness, keys, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Max Goof: You absolutely never cease to make me sick to absolutely no end, Brad, for far too long, you've caused me, PJ, Bobby, Tank, and Dad a ton of trouble with all of your schemes, and for what: for your foolish desires for glory. You have and always will be nothing more than the megalomaniacal monster we always hated, but the very thing that truly makes you the worthless heartless monster you are is you're sociopathic, ruthless, greedy, egotistical, callous, cruel, sadistic, and powerhungry. (SUDDENLY STARTING TO GET MAJOR-LEAGUE PISSED OFF AS HIS RED AND WHITE ENERGY AURA FLARES UP EXTREMELY AND HIS MUSCLES BULGE) But, as if that wasn't enough, you've tried to kill Lincoln and his Guardian Angels too many times to count and on top of that, I also find out that you are also a sleazy pervert..., THAT IS THE LAST STRAW, I HAVE ABSOLUTELY HAD IT UP TO HEAR WITH YOU, BRAD! FOR FAR TOO LONG, YOU'VE CAUSED ENOUGH TROUBLE FOR US AND TO THE ENTIRE WORLD, I REFUSE TO LET YOU RUN WILD ONCE MORE! THIS TIME, I'M PUTTING YOU DOWN LIKE THE MAD DOG YOU ARE! AS ONE OF THE CHOSEN WIELDERS OF THE KEYBLADE AND ONE OF THE FUTURE KNIGHTS TO KING MICKEY'S COURT, I HEREBY SENTENCE YOU TO DEATH!
We gasped at the sudden extent of Max Goof's fury: Bradley Uppercrust III has shot himself right in the foot, and now, he's about to face the wrath of Heaven and Hell infinite-fold!
Nico: Oh no! Oh no! This isn't good, now Brad's really shot himself in the foot!
Me: Thanks to everything Max had heard from Lincoln's Guardian Angels, now he really hates Brad a whole lot more.
Lincoln: You said it. EVERYONE, HIT THE DECK AND RUN FOR COVER! MAX IS GOING TO EXPLODE AND IT'S ABOUT TO GET UGLY!
Everyone outside heard Lincoln's yell and ran to any nearby buildings to hide, as Max Goof screamed with the fury of a madman and he was surrounded by a massive vortex of white and red energy with swords, light, darkness, crosses, stars, and keys surrounding the vortex, there's a massive army of angels flying around the vortex, and inside the vortex is a gold phoenix with blood red eyes glaring at Bradley Uppercrust III: the red eyes of eternal death, and lights shined down from the Heavens and a divine choir of Angels sang and hellfire arose from Hell as the demons howled and screamed with fury and rage. Then, as the vortex faded, Max Goof emerged, but he was changed forever.
Max Goof grew from 7'9" to 8'3" in height, his massive and powerful muscles grew much bigger and he still retained his eight-pack abs, he has large gold metal bands on his massive biceps and thighs and he now has eleven large crimson red orbs orbiting around his legs, he has red highlights in the bangs of his long black hair and he has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, he has neon deep blue eyes and a white and red energy aura with stars, crosses, angels, swords, light, darkness, keys, Keyblades, phoenixes, and angels surrounding him, he has an Angel holding a Keyblade in its right hand and the Light and Eternity Kanjis in its left hand emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with deep blue iris, he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with red gems embedded in the gold sun links and deep blue crystal links and a red angel-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the angel-shaped Element of Harmony is an Angel with deep blue gems for eyes and holding the Light and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the pendant and he has on a white and gold-accented choker on his neck, Max Goof has on a crimson red shirt with gold phoenix on it, long dark blue jeans, black knee-high boots, white gloves, and long long-sleeved white trenchcoat with stars, crosses, angels, swords, light, darkness, keys, Keyblades, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back of the coat is The Disney Castle and above one of the towers is an Archangel with a Keyblade in its right hand and sword in left hand surrounded by Keyblades and above the Archangel is a Hidden Mickey icon, Crown pendant, Keyblade, and the symbol of Kingdom Hearts. Suddenly, Max Goof felt a sharp pain on his now wider and more muscular back, and then, his massive white angel wings with golden tips on the large white feathers grew much bigger for his new body, Max Goof has on his Ring of The Phoenix with large deep red gem with heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger and a Blue Lantern Ring on his left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in his left hand.
Suddenly, Max Goof's massive Max Goof's Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade and all the greatswords and swords he'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of white and red energy, stars, crosses, angels, swords, light, darkness, keys, Keyblades, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Max Goof's Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade of Justice, it's a brand-new massive Keyblade with embedded colored gems and Hidden Mickey icon, Sora's Crown pendant, Keyblade, Archangel, and the symbol of Kingdom Hearts etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged crimson red blade, large white angel wings for the Keyblade's guard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and blue cat's eye pupils and large red gems on top of the blue cat's eye pupils embedded in the forehead, longer midnight black handle, four large white angel heads with deep blue gems for eyes and large white angel head with red gem in its mouth on the bottom of the angel heads for the pommel, the Three Wayfinders of Terra, Aqua, and Ventus surrounded by silver angel wings for the keychain links, and the keychain's token the silhouettes of Mickey, Donald, and Goofy, he has on his brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with red gems on his wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on his left gold Bracer, his new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a golden Mickey head with blue gems for eyes for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on his right hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his right hip. There's a gold kanji below Disney Castle that said, "Max Goof, Champion of The College Xtreme Games, Loving Only Son of Goofy, Childhood Friend of Pete Junior and Bobby Zimmeruski, Friend to Many, Loving Boyfriend of Roxanne, Ally and Partner of Leon Belmont, Humiliator of Bradley Uppercrust The Third, Destroyer of Walter Bernhard, Brave and Powerful Next Generation Knight of King Mickey's Court, Emissary and Champion of Gabriel The Archangel and The Archangels, Wielder of The Sword of Gabriel and Chosen Wielder of The Keyblade, Member of Team Light Key, Archenemy of The Headless Skateboarder, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Light, Darkness, The Keyblade, and the Angels and Archangels"
マックス・グーフ、カレッジ・エクストリーム・ゲームのチャンピオン、グーフィーの愛する一人息子、ピート・ジュニアとボビー・ジンメルスキーの幼なじみ、多くの友人、ロクサーヌの愛するボーイフレンド、レオン・ベルモントの同盟者でありパートナー、ブラッドリー・アッパークラスト・ザ・サードの屈辱者、破壊者ウォルター・ベルンハルト、ミッキー王の宮廷の勇敢で強力な次世代騎士、ガブリエルの大天使と大天使の使者でありチャンピオン、ガブリエルの剣の使い手でありキーブレードの選ばれし使い手、チーム・ライト・キーのメンバー、首なしスケートボーダーの大敵、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情と要素の力のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲイツ、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者にして殺戮者邪悪で、錯乱し、殺人的で、無慈悲で、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、才能のある漫画作家でありビデオゲーマー、数多くの驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして光と闇のマスター、キーブレード、そして天使と大天使
Max Goof has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DISNEY KNIGHT-ARCHANGEL-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE HEAVENLY LIGHT HELLISH DARKNESS SWORD STORM ARCHANGEL KEYBLADE PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC HEAVENLY LIGHT HELLISH DARKNESS SWORD STORM ARCHANGEL KEYBLADE PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC HEAVENLY LIGHT HELLISH DARKNESS SWORD STORM ARCHANGEL KEYBLADE PHOENIX ANGEL HOPE!
We were amazed by Max Goof's Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Roxanne saw him, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding, but when Bradley Uppercrust III saw it, he went mad with anger and rage and ran at Max to kill him, but Max Goof fired a massive barrage of white and red energy, stars, crosses, angels, swords, light, darkness, keys, Keyblades, phoenixes, and angels which hits Bradley Uppercrust III and sent him flying into a wall and tons of gold, jewels, and other currencies exploded out of him, he got back up, but now, he was mega pissed now.
Max Goof: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Angelic Demonic Disney Knight Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Angelic Demonic Disney Knight Heavenly Light Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope) You are done causing trouble for all of us, Brad. Now, prepare to say goodbye to your miserable life.
Max Goof went after Brad and he was really thrashing him all over the place with some very powerful slashes from his massive new Keyblade and blasting him with extremely powerful blasts of white and red energy, stars, crosses, angels, swords, light, darkness, keys, Keyblades, phoenixes, and angels which really hurt Brad bad and he also left tears in Brad's clothes, and tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other valuable currencies exploded out of him.
Me: Damn! This is really getting brutal.
Nico: Big time, I knew Max hated Brad for all the crap he's pulled, but after finding out more sleazy things about him from Lincoln's Guardian Angels, now he's been pushed way too far, and Brad's really going to get the beating of his miserable life!
Eli: That prick deserves it.
Sylvester: We should also join in at once and help.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: Yeah, we can't let Max have all the fun. Let's go and get more payback on that prick.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Demonic Bloodstained Stellar Eternal Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel of Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Justice and Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Compassion and he unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demon Knight Sparda Demonic Fang Demon Hound Greatsword of Demon Hound Darkness Justice from his back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Ed, Style Queen and her team, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Bradley Uppercrust III, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Max fired a massive beam of black and red energy which hit Brad and exploded and it knocked him out cold, and we tied him up in rainbow energy chains. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down, and Max Goof's brand-new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, gold halo, Third Eye, and massive white angel wings are permanent.
Max Goof: Next time, if you ever break out, I won't hesitate in ending you!
Eli: (SCREAMS)
Eli screamed and hugged me tight.
Eli: (SHUDDERS) Sometimes, I hate it when Max scares me like that.
Me: Get him mad, and you won't live to see tomorrow.
Cuprosklodowskite: And for good messure!
She grabbed Brad and he screamed in powerful and excruciating agony as she was pouring GAMMA RADIATION INTO HIM! She was really pouring the radiation in him and it felt like he was being exposed to 100 nuclear bombs! HE SCREAMED IN POWERFUL AGONY! He was POISONED WITH INTENSE RADIATION! Then he was sent back to Lynn's table.
Lincoln: WHOA! That is gonna be painful!
Lola: No kidding!
Lincoln: But, we took down Brad and sent him back to Lynn's Table, and he won't try that ever again, or like Max said, he's going to end him. (To Lola Lane, Maria Fey, and Belle Briefs) And it's so good to see you all again, Lola, Maria, and Belle.
Lola Lane: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time.
Maria Fey: We were hoping to meet again under better circumstances.
Belle Briefs: Maybe, one that didn't warrant Brad's escape.
Lincoln went up to Lola Lane, Maria Fey, and Belle Briefs and he hugged them, and Lola Lane, Maria Fey, and Belle Briefs are very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since they last saw him, and they also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and they had an atomic red blush on their faces, and the atomic red blush on their faces soon became even deeper when they saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you three since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Lola Lane: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories and gold halo behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness.
Maria Fey: You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.
Belle Briefs: You said it, plus, we've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know them?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D.
Selene Emperyous: And so do we, the first girl is Lola Lane, Gene-Slammer of Scourge, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Metropolis and classmate in Math and she's also the younger sister of Lois Lane from My Adventures With Superman. She's the leader of The Power Washer Heroes, and she and Lincoln created some of the most powerful power washer, so much so that all the dirt was washed away in an instant. She has black hair in a ponytail and she wears a red shirt and blue skirt. Lincoln made Lola Lane a red and blue striped bikini, and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips and she hates Bradley Uppercrust III with a blazing passion.
Michelle Emperyous: The second girl is Maria Fey, Gene-Slammer of Battletrap, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in Gym and she's also the twin sister of Maya Fey. She has the same powers as her sister, but hers are much more powerful. She is also one of the most powerful mediums ever known, she's able to exorcise even the most evil of demonic entities from homes. She has black hair like her sister and wears a pink kimono. She's also the brains of The Power Washer Heroes. Lincoln made Maria a pink bikini, and to show thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips and she hates Bradley Uppercrust III with a blazing passion.
Laney Emperyous: And the third girl is Belle Briefs, Gene-Slammer of Nightbird, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Japan and classmate in Science and she's also the twin sister of Bulla Briefs and Trunks, and she's not only the brains and master inventor of The Power Washer Heroes, but she's also a Saiyan and she's also able to use any of The Super Saiyan transformations with no issue same with her sister as well. She and Lincoln created the Power Washers capable of wiping clean any and all dirt. Like her sister, Belle has blue hair and wears a pink shirt and pink skirt. Lincoln made Belle a pink bikini, and to show thanks, Belle kissed Lincoln on the lips, and she hates Bradley Uppercrust III with a blazing passion.
Vorya Emperyous: They and Lincoln are known as The Power Washer Heroes and their job is to clean up Gotham Royal York and other cities of all the dirt. They've even cleaned up many of the national parks and even Paris entirely. Lincoln made The Power Washer Heroes beautiful necklaces, and to show thanks, they each kissed Lincoln on the lips, and they hate Bradley Uppercrust III with a blazing passion because he stole a Power Washer that thankfully was not working, and he destroyed the not working power washer as it exploded and splattered all over an art museum.
Sadie Emperyous: Thankfully, not only did Lincoln and The Power Washer Heroes save all of the paintings, but they also cleaned up the art museum, and after that, they ended up beating the living crap out of Bradley Uppercrust III, and this also proves just how much of a lowlife he truly is.
Lola Lane: And we got the video of that certain incident that warranted a full-scale beatdown on Brad from Lincoln and Trunks, that was until a seriously pissed off Max pried them off and he also beat up Brad really badly.
Me: This we got to see.
Lincoln: We still remember that incident too well, and now that you three are here.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Lola Lane in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Then, Lincoln went up to and hugged Maria Fey in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Finally, Lincoln went up to and hugged Belle Briefs in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Lola Lane: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, three Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Lola Lane, Maria Fey, and Belle Briefs' necks with red, pink, and blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and red, pink, and blue crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with three white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Maria Fey: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Lola Lane, Maria Fey, and Belle Briefs.
Lola Lane, Maria Fey, and Belle Briefs had a smile on their faces and tears in their eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around them and he leaned down to each of their faces and kissed them on the lips and they also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the four girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The four girls are Haruka Fujimino, Yuki Segawa, Asaka Segawa, and Tsukino Segawa from Dekakute Ecchi na Ore no Ane.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Haruka Fujimino, Yuki Segawa, Asaka Segawa, and Tsukino Segawa from Dekakute Ecchi na Ore no Ane.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Haruka Fujimino: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Haruka Fujimino and the other three girls saw who it was that saved them from Bradley Uppercrust III, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white choker collar with gold accents and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura around him.
Haruka Fujimino: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made three clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene.
Haruka Fujimino: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Haruka Fujimino, Yuki Segawa, Asaka Segawa, and Tsukino Segawa with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to the World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team was shocked to find out the villain we went after was our old hated enemy, Bradley Uppercrust III, who broke out of Lynn's Table and he still wanted revenge on us.
But, when Lincoln showed what happened with Max transforming and what we all did in violently thrashing him all over the place, and then, Max firing a black and blood red energy blast that hit Brad and took him down and we sent him back to Lynn's Table, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him all over the place. Lincoln, Lola Lane, Maria Fey, and Belle Briefs have a lot of catching up to do now that they're back in town.
Maria: Greg and Pam went way too far breaking that goddamn prick out, I knew they'd try to piss us off one more time before we sent them straight to The Charon Reform School.
Lincoln: As if throwing stink bombs at the Mascots wasn't bad enough, they busted Brad out of Lynn's Table. Now, I'm really glad I put those two in an endless nightmare after we got rid of The Reality Police.
Me: Same here.
Nico: It was a long time coming for those assholes, but we were patient enough, and we're already pissing off Slappy even more. Right about now, he's probably trashing his home and beating up his cohorts in a fit of rage. I also wouldn't be surprised if someone winds up putting a couple of termites down his pants.
Unknown to Nico, some of Lincoln's Guardian Angels were also thinking the same thing as well.
After taking down Bradley Uppercrust III again and throwing him right back at Lynn's Table this time with intense radiation poisoning, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Lola Lane, Maria Fey, and Belle Briefs saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Lola Lane: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever.
Maria Fey: He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of.
Belle Briefs: If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Lola Lane: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Maria Fey: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Nico: Yep. So, girls, can you show us that certain incident that led to Brad getting a violent thrashing from Lincoln and Trunks before Max pried them off and he also violent thrashed him?
Lola Lane: Gladly, but I got to warn you, it's really violent and bloody.
Lola Lane played a video on the screen, and it showed Belle and Bulla punching Bradley Uppercrust III in the face after they caught him peeping at them.
Past Belle: UGH! YOU GODDAMN FUCKING ASSHOLE! NOW, YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO GET IT!
Past Bulla: You said it, sis.
Past Belle and Past Bulla: (SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF THEIR LUNGS) LINCOLN, TRUNKS, WE GOT A PERVERT!
Just then, Lincoln and Trunks arrived, and after they heard everything, Lincoln had a murderous look on his face same with Trunks.
Past Lincoln: You dared to peek at Belle and Bulla?! As if you couldn't stoop any lower, Brad!
Past Trunks: We should've done much worse to you when we first met Max and his friends, but to find out you peeked at my sisters, now you've gone and done it!
Lincoln and Trunks pounced on Brad and they proceeded to beat the living crap out of him. Just then, Max Goof arrived as he saw the quarrel.
Past Max Goof: Guys, what on Earth is going on here?!
Belle and Bulla explained it, and when they were done, Max Goof's eyes turned blood red with murder and rage and his body was literally overtaken with murderous rage. Then, he walked up and grabbed Lincoln and Trunks and pried them off of Brad and threw them to the side, and then, he glared at Brad with murderous rage: IF LOOKS COULD KILL, BRAD WOULD ALREADY BE DEAD!
Past Max Goof: You know what, as if you weren't that much of a lowlife because of all the stupid stuff you did in Spoonerville wasn't bad enough, but to also hear that you've done the same thing in Royal Woods, that's even worse. But, now I hear that you're also a sleazy disgusting pervert as well! Now, you've really crossed it big time, Brad.
Then, Max grabbed Brad by the collar of his shirt and hoisted him up.
Past Max Goof: And let me tell you this: the thrashing that you're going to get from me, you're going to wish that Lincoln and Trunks had killed you.
That frightened Brad really badly, and then, Max punched Brad hard in the face, and then, he got into a violent brawl with him as they were enveloped in a violent fight cloud and it was really violent to the extreme. Then, Max kicked Brad so hard, he got knocked out of the fight cloud and he crashed into a light pole and was knocked out, and Lincoln tied him up with red energy ropes and then, the cops came, loaded Brad inside, and took him back to prison as the video ended.
Me: Hey, I remembered that incident all too well. Man, you guys came back with a lot of Brad's blood on your hands.
Lincoln: We did, but Max got a lot of it on his hands when he pummeled Brad badly.
Trunks: It was as if something extremely murderous took him over, and that glare he had, it was like looking into Death's Eyes.
Nico: Wait, I remembered that incident all too well. (SHUDDERS) Man, Brad really crossed it that time, and he should consider himself lucky that Lincoln, Trunks, and Max trashed him, because if Vegeta found out, Brad would be in for far worse than what those three did to him.
Lincoln: That's for sure.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Universe 666 Violet Vanderfleet, Universe 666 Mandy, Simulator Anetta, Simulator Maddy, Simulator Yai Ayanokoji, and Simulator Ms. Mari are heading to Orange Ocean.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Universe 666 Violet Vanderfleet, Universe 666 Mandy, Simulator Anetta, Simulator Maddy, Simulator Yai Ayanokoji, and Simulator Ms. Mari are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Universe 666 Violet Vanderfleet, Universe 666 Mandy, Simulator Anetta, Simulator Maddy, Simulator Yai Ayanokoji, and Simulator Ms. Mari all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Simulator Anetta: Wow, so, this is Orange Ocean, it sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Anetta, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Universe 666 Violet Vanderfleet, Universe 666 Mandy, Simulator Anetta, Simulator Maddy, Simulator Yai Ayanokoji, and Simulator Ms. Mari dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball match, and Universe 666 Violet Vanderfleet, Universe 666 Mandy, Simulator Anetta, Simulator Maddy, Simulator Yai Ayanokoji, and Simulator Ms. Mari got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails. But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he sucked out all of their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to the Simulator versions of Universe 666 Violet Vanderfleet, Universe 666 Mandy, Simulator Anetta, Simulator Maddy, Simulator Yai Ayanokoji, and Simulator Ms. Mari and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Universe 666 Violet Vanderfleet, Universe 666 Mandy, Simulator Anetta, Simulator Maddy, Simulator Yai Ayanokoji, and Simulator Ms. Mari placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Orange Ocean, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!
Suddenly, five Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Universe 666 Violet Vanderfleet, Universe 666 Mandy, Simulator Anetta, Simulator Maddy, Simulator Yai Ayanokoji, and Simulator Ms. Mari with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Universe 666 Violet Vanderfleet, Universe 666 Mandy, Simulator Anetta, Simulator Maddy, Simulator Yai Ayanokoji, and Simulator Ms. Mari are in your harem.
Livewire: At least, the Universe 666 versions of Violent and Mandy are truly decent girls unlike the one we'd killed yesterday and the one suffering from our humiliations.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Universe 666 Violet Vanderfleet, Universe 666 Mandy, Simulator Anetta, Simulator Maddy, Simulator Yai Ayanokoji, and Simulator Ms. Mari, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of milk appeared over the funnel.
Me: (GASPS) CARTONS OF MILK?!
Luna: DUDE, YOU WOULDN'T DARE, YOU KNOW FLIP'S LACTOSE INTOLERANT!
Then, the cartons of milk were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!
Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three-cheeked butt like crazy!
Flip stopped farting like crazy.
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you disgusting three butt-cheeked mutant!
Nico: Damn, now that was wild!
Me: We knew Flip was lactose intolerant, and all the better for us to use it for some humiliations as well.
Later it was time for another Super Mario Galaxy 2 adventure.
Nico: Puzzle Plank Galaxy is next.
Me: Ooh! That one is gonna be cool.
Lola: Yeah!
Nico: Yep.
Ink Rose: Me and Zick will go with.
Nico: Awesome!
Qin: Yep.
They went in and the Simulator activated and they were at PUZZLE PLANK GALAXY!
Nico: Wow!
Ink Rose: This will be so fun.
Zick: It sure will!
Nico: Any tips, Nicole?
Nicole: (On the radio) Well this is a puzzle galaxy and you guys are going after Mandibug Stack right?
Nico: Yeah.
Nicole: Well you got to do that puzzle down there to summon it. But you've got to face Goombas along the way no doubt.
Nico: Okay. This will be fun.
Zick: Let's get moving
?: Let me help too.
A girl came and she had Red Hair and Blue Eyes and had Red Chinese clothes and she had a Samurai Sword in her hand and she had red angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of the Samurai Rangers on it and it was on her skirt too.
Nikita Shinkenger: Nikita Shinkenger, Embodiment of the Samurai Rangers is ready.
Nico: Awesome to meet you Nikita.
Ink Rose: I like your outfit.
Nikita Shinkenger: Thanks.
Nico: We can talk more about yourself later. Lets go get to work.
They flew down to the puzzle of Mandibug Stack.
They flew down and got to the puzzle and it was jumbled.
Nico: I remember this puzzle. Easy.
They got it set right and it glowed and out came MANDIBUG STACK!
Nikita Shinkenger: Time to squish some bugs.
Nicole: (On the radio) Okay you guys faced these before. You have to bash the top bug and then do the same to the main one.
Zick: Right!
Nico: (gets out Duff Killigan and Golden Glider's Ridewatches) Sports time!
Nico activated them and became a skating golfer and he bashed them with golf balls.
Nico then jumped and bashed the top bug and then the main bug got mad and got tooting like a steam horn!
Me: WHOA! Now he is mad!
Ink Rose: It doesn't matter
Ink Rose and Zick fired waves of darkness and energy and Nikita fired a blast of fire and energy and the blasts hit bug and it exploded and out came the star!
Nico: There's the star!
They went and got it!
YOU GOT A STAR!
Nico: YEAH!
Nikita Shinkenger: That was so awesome!
They high five.
Zick: Tell us more about yourself
Nikita Shinkenger: I'm a samurai and I was trained in Hong Kong and Japan. I learned all about the art and many styles in the art centered around the elemental forces of nature. It's really awesome and the way of the samurai is all about honor.
Nico: That is right. Would you like to join the team?
Nikita Shinkenger: I would be honored.
They left the simulator and we cheered wildly for them.
Later we were watching TV. But then we smelled something unusual.
Me: (Sniffs) Smell that?
Nico: Smells like molten gold.
Eli: I sense the mascots up to something.
Kendra Kingfisher: What have you guys done now?
We went and followed the smell.
It was coming from the workshop.
We went in and saw the mascots pouring gold into a mold and then it cooled down and then the mold opened and we saw a SOLID GOLD JEWEL ENCRUSTED TOILET!
WE GASPED!
Me: WHOA! Is that a Solid Gold, Jewel Encrusted Toilet?
Poromon: Yep.
Qin: That is so cool!
Squiliam: That toilet is absolutely amazing! It's just as amazing as my toilet back home.
Qin: Wow!
Camille Bergeron: Explain how you did this!
Poromon: We bought a bunch of gold bars and melted them down and made it into this.
Nico: Wow!
Xenia: That is amazing.
Laney: Very awesome.
Sideways: Where did the Gold Bars come from?!
Poromon: We used some of our money we won.
Me: Wow!
Sideways: Oh. That makes sense.
Nico: That is cool though.
Poromon: It's for a special project we have. It's a surprise.
Chase: What's the Special Project?
Poromon: The Toilet is the final touch. It's for Nico and May.
We followed them and the mascots went in to Nico and May's bathroom and then we heard them install it and then when it was finished we saw that it was a full scale replica of Squilliam's Bathroom fitted for Nico and May! It had a Solid Gold Toilet, Jewel encrusted toilet paper holder and even a jewel encrusted whirlpool bath hot tub for Nico and May and even a magnificent rainforest waterfall shower!
Nico: WHOA! YOU REALLY MADE AN AWESOME BATHROOM!
Squiliam: Oh this is an absolutely amazing bathroom guys! It's just as stylish as my bathroom back home.
Poliwag: We learned all about designing from you Squiliam.
Squiliam: I'm truly honored guys.
Sandpit: Nico, who gets to shine next?
Nico: Fluttershy, Cloudkicker, Melon Mint, Spitfire, Takanuva, and Irena Malloy
Fluttershy: Oh this will be fun.
Cloudkicker: I'm ready for some fun!
Melon Mint: Me too! This will be cool!
Spitfire: You got that right!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it was none other than Sabre, the creature from Welcome to Camp Nightmare, and he's returned and he's causing havoc at Camp Nightmoon once again. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh dear God!
Lincoln sounded the alarm and we rushed in.
Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, the next Goosebumps Monster is none other than Sabre, the creature from Welcome to Camp Nightmare, and he's returned and he's causing havoc at Camp Nightmoon once again.
We gasped.
Nico: Sabre's back, I knew it was going to be him, I just knew it.
Me: Same here.
Eli: Yeah.
Me: Looks like we're going back to planet Nightrama.
Lincoln: We hadn't forgotten about Sabre, he was one ferocious monster. But, be that as it may, we still need to destroy him once more.
Nico: Right, Lincoln. Let's head there at once and tell Billy Harlan and the others that Sabre's back and it was due to Slappy.
Fluttershy: (Shivering in fright) Planet Nightrama! I h-h-haven't forgotten that planet! It was horrible!
Lincoln was comforting Fluttershy.
Lincoln: Flutters it'll be okay. You have me with you.
I went over and got the book for Welcome to Camp Nightmare.
Me: Boy I remember this one. It took place on an alien planet located 66,666 lightyears away from home.
Xenia: That was freaky.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: Fluttershy, it's going to be okay. Remember, this is YOUR time to shine!
Fluttershy: Oh I know but I still get scared of that place every time.
Nice: I know Fluttershy. I know.
Me: We faced Sabre last year and it was still scary seeing that planet.
Laney: It was.
Nico: And this was before we started using the Black Gates.
Qin: Yeah it sure was.
Me: Yep. And I apologize for not showing it to you all sooner.
Nico: Aw no worries.
Me: Still what makes me mad is that they had people from Earth camp on an alien planet thousands of lightyears from home without even realizing the kinds of dangers that are on it.
Nico: Yeah whoever did this needs to realize that.
Laney: I'll say.
Then the previous group came.
Gramma Stuffum: (German Accent) Can me, Robo Roxy, Gentleman Ghost, Evil Green Ranger, Toiletnator, Leonard, Mr. Mittens, Fixer, Xiao Fung, and Condiment King go with you guys?
Nico: You sure can.
Lola: We're going to Planet Nightrama to battle Sabre again.
Nico: Yeah.
Robo-Roxy: From Welcome to Camp Nightmare. That was a scary one.
Lola: Yeah.
Jack Spicer: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Gyro Man next.
Qin: Ooh that one will take flight.
Xenia: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Magmion, the secondary antagonist in Gormiti: The Invincible lords of Nature and the Gormiti franchise as a whole and one of the heads of the Volcano Gormiti, and he's come to conquer the world in the name of The Volcano Gormiti. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh no.
Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and J.D., you're not going to like this guy one bit: the person we just saw and the dark energy signal we sensed belongs to Magmion, one of the heads of the Volcano Gormiti, and he's come to conquer the world in the name of The Volcano Gormiti.
I gasped.
Me: Oh God, I knew it was going to be him, he's Magor's servant and a dangerous warlord of lava and fire.
Selene Salamandra: Leave him to me and Lincoln, we'll put him out for good or better yet, let Lincoln absorb him in the same way he absorbed The Seraphina Brothers and many other powerful villains.
Nico: If we kill Magmion, we're sure to piss off Magor as well, and who knows, maybe we'll deal with him very soon. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading to Camp Nightmoon to help Billy Harlan and the rest of the campers kill Sabre once again.
Lincoln: And tell them of Slappy's part in bringing him back from the dead, and once we get done with killing Sabre, you're next, Magmion.
Selene Salamandra: There's absolutely no way we're going to let you live any longer, Magmion. You and The Volcano Tribe have caused more than enough trouble to all of Gorm and its residents for the very last time, now you will face the wrath of Salamandra the Steel, The Alchemy Beast of Steel and Fire.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to help Billy Harlan and the rest of the campers kill Sabre once again and tell them of Slappy's part in bringing him back from the dead, and once we get done with killing Sabre, Selene Salamandra and Lincoln are going to destroy Magmion.
We went to the ship and we were off to the planet Nightrama. We got a 66,666 light-year journey ahead of us.
The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix was flying through space.
Nico: Captain's Log, Stardate 9212.7: The U.S.S. Valorous Phoenix is en route to the scary nightmarish planet Nightrama for our latest mission and that is to rescue the campers of Camp Nightmoon and destroy the evil creature Sabre. After which we're going to give the people who made Camp Nightmoon on an alien planet like that a piece of our minds.
Me: I agree with you Nico. Building a camp on an alien planet like that without realizing the kinds of dangers of it heartless.
Laney: It's like a death sentence.
The mascots got out their paint guns.
Evil Green Ranger: (to the mascots) Are you guys really getting out orange paint guns?!
Poromon: Yep. But these are explosive paint balls we're using.
Me: Nice.
Camie: Been a while since you used them.
Poliwag: It sure has.
Notacon: There are better planets then this one!
Nico: Yeah the food planets would be better.
Qin: I agree there.
Xenia: Yep.
Eli: Pandora too?
Me: I don't think so. Pandora's atmosphere is poisonous and the Na'Vi would not allow it and there are creatures there that would kill you at every corner.
Eli: Good point.
Leonard: Don't forget the ones of the Omnitrix Aliens.
Nico: Some of the inhabitants of those planets would not like having camps there for humans.
Lola: Yeah.
Leonard: Another good point.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: Sorry just being cautious.
Me: No worries.
Lola: Yeah.
Me: Can you imagine there being a camp on the Chum Planet.
All of us: EW!
Nico: Boy that would be so disgusting.
Michael Morningstar: Please tell me we're there.
Nico: Almost.
Lola: Yeah.
Fluttershy: (Shivering) I am just r-r-r-really scared of this planet!
Fixer: Fluttershy, it's going to be okay.
Nico: Yeah we won't go back to this planet after this.
Me: I know it scared you last year but we got through it.
Lincoln: Yeah Flutters, I helped you get through this and I can help you do so again.
Fluttershy: Oh thank you everyone.
Fixer: Fluttershy, it's going to be okay.
Nico: Yeah we won't go back to this planet after this.
Me: I know it scared you last year but we got through it.
Lincoln: Yeah Flutters, I helped you get through this and I can help you do so again.
Fluttershy: Oh thank you everyone.
Nico: We won't go back to this planet because it's a safety hazard, that's why.
Me: I agree. It's too dangerous and horrible for all things humankind.
Xenia: Good idea.
Laney: Yeah.
Lisa Loud: We arrived at our destination.
Nico: On screen.
We saw that we were at the planet Nightrama and it was as dark and creepy as ever.
Maria: We're here.
Me: Scary place.
Varya Volcano: Wow when you said it was a scary looking planet you weren't kidding. Those 4 moons around it make it scary.
Lola: Yeah.
Kendra Kingfisher: It sure does.
We got to landing and we landed the ship in the same spot as last year.
We got out and it was creepy.
Varya Volcano: So this is the planet Nightrama.
Kendra Kingfisher: Wow. It's a scary forest planet.
Me: Yep.
Blaster Tron: (Robot Voice) Searching for Billy Harlan.
Nico: Go for it Blaster Tron.
Blaster Tron kept scanning.
Blaster Tron: Billy Harlan found. 25 klicks to the west.
Nico: Okay. Lets go and stay alert.
We were off to the camp.
We arrived and the camp was still there.
Me: Camp Nightmoon. Hard to imagine that it's back here.
Qin: Yeah.
Lola: Scary.
Camie: This is crazy that this camp was put here.
Me: I know.
Billy Harlan: Hey guys!
Condiment King: Hey, Billy!
Fluttershy: (still scared) Nice to see you here.
Billy Harlan: Fluttershy still scared of this place?
Me: Mm-hmm.
Laney: Yeah. Lincoln is comforting her.
Billy Harlan: Thank goodness you're all here. Sabre is…
Me: Back to terrorize you guys here on Nightrama. We know.
Billy Harlan: How did…
Lincoln: I told them.
Paragus: In camps like these, we tell stories to pass the time. Why don't we tell some now while waiting?
Me: Sure.
Billy Harlan: I was gonna say. You guys have grown a lot in numbers since last year.
Me: Not just that but also in power.
Billy Harlan: Wow.
We got to telling all kinds of great stories. We told him about the ambassador missions, the big major battles we had and many more.
Xiao Fung: What story should we tell?
Cloudkicker: How about the one where Poromon took steroids?
Poromon: That was funny!
Billy Harlan: Go for it.
It was during the time when we went to Swallow Falls for the 2nd time.
When it was finished everyone that hadn't heard it was in awe.
Xiao Fung: What story should we tell?
Cloudkicker: How about the one where Poromon took steroids?
Poromon: That was funny!
Billy Harlan: Go for it.
It was during the time when we went to Swallow Falls for the 2nd time.
When it was finished everyone that hadn't heard it was in awe.
Bomb Man: See, it started when Poromon was beat up by bullies.
Billy Harlan: Those jerks! Picking on someone as cute as Poromon.
Poromon: I know.
Kevin Reynolds: Yeah. And I suggested that Poromon do steroids. Not my smartest idea.
Poromon: But I looked really awesome muscular.
Manaphy: (Hearts swirl around her) And hunky too.
Mr. Mittens: And during that time, he was acting tough.
Melon Mint: He even said there was a toll in the hall.
Stewie: It was like how I did so when I was like that.
Nico: That was crazy.
Billy Harlan: Wow! That was crazy. Tell me what happened during your Ambassador Missions.
Me: Okay but this will take a while.
We told him about what happened over the course of the last year and a half with them.
Harley Quinn: Also, have you heard about Blood and Honey?
Billy Harlan: YEAH! I sure did! That was a horrible movie! I heard that during the big missions you guys were having that the mascots were having uhh what do you call them?
Me: We call them Blood and Honey breakdowns.
Billy Harlan: Yeah those. And I saw the trial you guys did and that was crazy.
Me: It was. But thanks to that lawsuit we got that movie banned.
Toiletnator: Yep. They kept doing this during certain big missions.
Spitfire: Not that I blame them.
HORSEA: POOH DID NOTHING TO BE DISGRACED BY THIS MOVIE! FUCKING LOOK AT IT!
Billy Harlan: That is a funny breakdown but I agree with you there!
Qin: Yeah no kidding!
Kit: Yeah we were shocked and horrified!
Lola: No kidding.
Barbossa: Lads, Pooh is a sweet innocent bear, not a serial killer!
Billy Harlan: I know!
Me: Yeah no kidding.
Lola: Yeah.
Me: All in all it was a bunch of really eventful missions for us.
Billy Harlan: Yeah no kidding. But what I also want to know is how we got back here on Nightrama?
Me: I think I know how. Slappy.
Gentleman Ghost: Why don't we go after Sabre now?
Takanuva: Just what I was thinking.
Nico: I agree there. We'll let him come to us. We need bait.
I pulled out a huge steak.
Nico: Perfect.
We had a steak being cooked on a fire. Then we hid. A figure came and it had a ferocious look and it was SABRE!
It saw the steak and he growled.
Tidal Wave: Entrance time!
We went at Sabre as he was eating the steak and then the colors of paint appeared and they swirled around him and then they converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted off above him and a phoenix cry was heard and then we came out.
Me: Hello Sabre. Remember us?
Robo Roxy: Because we remember you!
Irena Malloy: Big time!
Sabre roared!
Qin: He remembers us.
Lola: Yeah.
I fired waves of light and energy and the mascots fired paintball blasts and they hit Sabre and exploded all over.
Fluttershy, Cloudkicker, Melon Mint, Spitfire, Takanuva and Irena fired waves of leaves, flowers, lightning, fire, melons and light and blasted Sabre all over.
Qin: Take that!
Melon Mint: Yeah!
Poromon fired his paintball gun.
Poromon: YOU LIKE THAT!
He fired explosive paintballs and they hit Sabre and exploded all over.
Qin: Take that!
Poliwag fired his paintball gun.
He blasted him all over with blue paint.
Poliwag: YEAH!
Then Springfield Mafia, Cantwell, Wiggum, Chalmers, Vreedle Brothers, Cargill, Krusty, Kalin, Private HIVE, and Control Freak came.
Nico: Springfield Mafia, Cantwell, Wiggum, Chalmers, Vreedle Brothers, Cargill, Krusty, Kalin, Private HIVE, and Control Freak.
Legs: Did you guys really tell stories to Billy?
Nico: We sure did.
Louie: Including the Poromon on steroids one?
Maria: Yep.
Cantwell: I remember that one.
Wiggum: He looked ripped there.
Me: Boy did he ever.
Chalmers: (to Nico) We heard you fought the Reality Police.
Nico: We sure did.
Octagon: Was Matt really tired?
Me: He was REALLY tired.
Laney: Yeah he hadn't slept in 14 days.
Octagon: Geez!
?: Boy poor kid.
A figure came out and it was PROJECTOR GOMORYU from episodes 28 & 29 of Kiramagers!
Projector Gomoryu was behind the attack and destruction of the Crystalia Kingdom alongside Faucet Hildon.
Projector Gomoryu was sent to Earth to act as Yodonna's muscle in a fresh attempt to destroy the Kiramagers. Although typically only Emperor Yodon himself can control Jamen Beasts, Carantula has developed a special tablet capable of enhancing the Jamen Beast. It is first seen in the city obliterating a building by flying straight through it which forced a response from the Kiramagers. Kiramaizin arrives in the city to find the neighborhood demolished but no Jamen Beast only for Muryou to detect something near a nearby high rise. Unfortunately, before Kiramaizin can react, a cloaked Projector Gomoryu blasted it back with a blast of sonic wind but they cannot find the Jamen Beast so they summoned Mashin Magellan to form Kiramaizin Magellan. They manage to blast Projector Gomoryu's wings and stomach with the Magellan Shot but it blasts Magellan out of Kiramaizin's hand with a sonic blast. Before they can recover, it uses devastating energy shock-waves to wipe out the Giant Robo, crippling Mashin Fire. Having proven her power and point, Yodonna and Projector Gomoryu return to Yodonheim. Later, as Shiguru and Juru perform a concert for the Gold Kiramai Stone, Yodonna returns with an army of Bechats and the unseen Projector Gomoryu to destroy Tokyo only to be confronted by Sayo and accidentally reveal that the tablet is the source of Projector Gomoryu's invisibility. This results in a battle over the tablet which the Kiramagers win. Takamichi retrieves the tablet and uses it to expose Projector Gomoryu and the Kiramagers are all surprised at its immense size. Desperate to finish things, the Kiramagers form GigantDriller and Sena takes control of King Express Zabyun (since Kiramaizin was unusable due to Mashin Fire's injury). Even so, Yodonna is sure that the Jamen Beast is so powerful that being visible doesn't matter and orders it to attack. Using its wings, Projector Gomoyu is able to blast the city with roof tiles and assorted junk before charging and smacking GigantDriller and King Express Zabyun multiple times with its wings. GigantDriller then uses Mashin Duston to suck up the junk but Projector Gomoryu charges up another kinetic attack which wouuld finish them off. Fortunately, the Gold Kiramai Stone (moved by Juru and Shiguru's selflessness) stops it with a bash on the head before munching on its wings multiple times. As Projector Gomoryu goes down, the Gold Kiramai Stone turns into Mashin Hakobu but Projector Gomoryu starts smoking. Its Jamen is overheating and thus it is forced to escape through flying away before it either overheats to uselessness or explodes from the exertion. Later, as Galza learns from Yodonna that King Oradin's body is being held in Yodonheim, Carantula reveals that Projector Gomoryu has cooled off and Yodonna orders him to send it back to wreak havoc. The Jamen Beast returns to the city and starts to break apart buildings with its wings. With most of the Kiramagers in Hakobu's special realm trying to unlock access to the Miracle Kiramai Stone, Takamichi has to fight Projector Gomoryu alone in the city as GigantDriller. GigantDriller tries to impale the Jamen Beast with his Driller Knuckle but it teleports behind the formation and headbutts it down. Shortly thereafter, another two Driller Knuckles miss because Projector Gomoryu teleports away from them and is smacked away. Fortunately, King Oradin has manifested in a new body as Mashin Oradin and energy smashes straight through Projector Gomoryu which also fries its Jamen. As Mashin Hakobu returns with the Kiramagers and Mashin from his special realm, Projector Gomoryu takes flight to try and smash them out of the sky so King Oradin offers Juru to pilot him and thus Juru becomes Go Kiramai Red and uses his Insparklenation. With this new idea, Mashins Oradin and Hakobu fuse to form the new Grateful Phoenix and goes in pursuit of Projector Gomoryu with the Jamen Beast dodging many laser blasts. However, when it tries to return fire, Grateful Phoenix dodges the blast and stopping to fire it slows down Projector Gomoryu so much that the Giant Robo easily grabs it and delivers multiple punches. Juru then summons the Golden Axe which energy slashes the Jamen Beast straight out of the sky. Grateful Phoenix then fuses them into the Golden Halberd as Projector Gomoryu charges, easily overwhelming it with multiple electricity charged slashes before using the Grateful Prominence attack to cleave Projector Gomoryu in half. All the Jamen Beast can do it roar in pain as its two halves fall to the ground and explode.
Shiguru: Projector Gomoryu!
Projector Gomoryu: BEen a while rangers.
Me: I remember you! You were Yodonna's muscle to try and kill the rangers.
Projector Gomoryu: That's right. Good memory.
William: Did Vypra make you normal sized?
Projector Gomoryu: She sure did!
Me: Cool!
Qin: Yeah.
We got the battles underway
Sora Takenouchi, Phoenixmon, Penelope Waverly, Gemma, Emily McKale, Whitney Emmington, Elizabeth O'Carroll, Tai & Greymon, Matt & Garurumon, Izzy & Kabuterimon, Mimi & Lillymon, Joe & Ikkakumon, Kari & Angewomon, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Gargoyle and Sandpit VS The Springfield Mafia, Wiggum, Selma & Patty, Skinner, Outlaw Skinner, Good Burns, Cargill, UA Carnage, Chara Dremurr, Skowl the Startling, Lightmaster, and Wolfblade Conglomerate - Nico's Rescue was helping Matt with his brother and sister and destroy the Reality Police nd Shadow Lucy and Cerea transformed
The Springfield Mafia was first.
Fat Tony: (to Sora) Nico's Rescue was helping Matt deal with his brother and sister and destroy the Reality Police. Shadow Lucy and Cerea transformed against them.
Sora Takenouchi: Yeah Matt's brother and Sister were two monsters that hated him!
Phoenixmon: I think they hated him from the very moment he was born!
Penelope Waverly: YEAH! What a couple of insignificant lowlifes! And we destroyed the Reality Police and gave them the black gates.
Sunset Shimmer: Those jerks had it coming.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) Boy that is for sure!
Sunburn: No kidding! And poor Matt hadn't slept in days. He was really sleepy. And we got Greg and Pam officially Disowned from the Amsterdam family and we have Matt resting in his room. He's going to be asleep for 2 days. He was awake for 14 days straight.
Louie: Boy he is practically exhausted!
Legs: Yeah! Poor kid.
Fat Tony: I hope he can sleep easy. Lets do it!
Sora Takenouchi: PHOENRA LETS BURN!
Sora turned into a Phoenix Theme Hero of love!
Sora Takenouchi: Call me VOLPHOENIX! (ECHOING) FIRESTORM OF PHOENIX LOVE!
Sora and group fired waves of incredible fire and blasted them down.
Lisa Simpson, Chloe Terryington, Elita Karlsson, Gaia, Firebird Dragon, Monstrous Dragon, Bart, Ralph, Martin, Milhouse, Nelson, Janie, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Sideshow Bob and Jack Spicer VS Cantwell, Skinner, Chalmers, Leopold, Good Burns, Sprinfield Mafia, Springfield Bullies, Quirrel, Kevin 11, Porcina, Old Man Old Man, and Glory - Battling Another Roachmon, Snimon, Mammothmon, Mojyamon, Frigimon, Evil Strike Man and Duff Killigan who were the Keyblade knight of Yavin IV and the Embodiment of Shiranui
Cantwell was next.
Cantwell: (to Lisa) Nico, Rarity's team, Duff Killigan's team, and the others did good battling Another Roachmon, Snimon, Mammothmon, Mojyamon, Frigimon, Evil Strike Man and Duff Killigan. They were the Keyblade knight of Yavin IV and the Embodiment of Shiranui.
Lisa Simpson: They were really amazing!
Chloe Terryington: (British Accent) Yeah it was really amazing and cool.
Rarity: It sure ws fun darlings and it was really great battling them.
Sweetie Belle: Boy it sure was cool!
Gill Grunt: Yeah it was fun.
Cantwell: That is awesome! Lets do it!
Lisa Simpson: CHAKRAS LETS SHINE!
She turned into a Buddha themed hero!
Lisa Simpson: I am NIRVANA! (ECHOING) CHAKRAS OF SEVEN NIRVANAS!
She fired rainbow blasts and the group fired waves Of water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.
Homer Simpson, Bart Simpson, Cuprosklodowskite, Lenny, Carl, Moe, Barney, Lisa Simpson, Marge, Mindy, Maggie, Ralph, Ms. Krabappel, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Notacon and Dash VS Wiggum, Leopold, Good Burns, Chalmers, Skinner, Outlaw Skinner, Snake, Proper Patrol, Flame Chomp, Live Action Sideways, Rip Van Fish, and Fireball Snake - Lincoln's rescue in Spoonerville and Bradley Uppercrust III escaped and we beat nim up
Wiggum was next.
Wiggum (to Homer): I heard Lincoln's rescue in Spoonerville, where Bradley Uppercrust III escaped. Please tell me Lincoln beat him up!
Homer: Oh he sure did!
Bart: Yeah that jerk can just eat my shorts!
Cuprosklodowskite: Yeah and I made sure he was in a lot of pain because I gave him a nasty dose of RADIATION poisoning. Made him look like he was exposed to 100 nuclear bombs.
Wiggum: Boy that must've hurt!
Cuprosklodowskite: It did and what did you expect? I am intensely radioactive.
Pinkie Pie: (LAUGHS) Yeah he looked really funny!
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) It was a painful way to die but it was funny. Not that he will die anyway.
Featherweight: That is for sure.
Sprocket: Yeah that is for sure.
Wiggum: He had it coming to him. Lets do it!
Homer: DONRA LETS MAKE SWEETS!
He turned into a donut themed hero!
Homer: Call me DONUT KING! Mmm Donuts. (ECHOING) DONUT SHURIKEN SHOWER!
Homer fired a massive shower of donuts and the group fired waves of energy, metal, gears, lightning and blades and smashed them down.
Stella, Bonnie Terrez, Laura Wynn, The L-Emental Loud Family, Limestone Pie, Mariposa Diaz, Bloom, Tecna, Flora, Layla, Musa, Roxy, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Michael Morningstar and Sunny Tennyson VS Chalmers, Skinner, Leopold, Cantwell, Dracula, Rich Texan, Good Burns, Supreme King Jaden, Morpho, Universe 666 Negative 10, Baraka, and Hobgoblin - Meeting Maria Fey, Lola Lane and Bella Briefs
Chalmers was next.
Chalmers: (to Stella) I heard you guys met Maria Fey, Lola Lane and Bella Briefs. What are they like?
Stella: They are called the Power Washer Heroes and they are a group of Cybertronian Gene-slammers that Lincoln knows and they have a very powerful civic duty to clean up the entire city of filth, dirt and trash as well as all the national parks and all that.
Chalmers: Wow! These girls are amazing.
Bonnie Terrez: Yep and Lincoln is one of them too and we were amazed to hear about that.
Starlight Glimmer: That was so awesome that he knows girls that can clean like that.
Cozy Glow: It sure is!
Hex: You got that right.
Chalmers: That is really amazing. I'm glad that Lincoln knows people like that. Lets do it!
Stella: SOLARAA LETS SHINE!
She turned into a Shining Fairy Theme hero!
Stella: I am SOLARUS! (ECHOING) SHINING FAIRY LIGHT BURST!
She fired a blast of fire and light and the group fired waves of skulls, bones, blood, lightning, magic, stars and energy and smashed them down.
Applejack, Woody Woodpecker, Nikki, Madison, Yue, Keroberos, Braeburn, Big Mac, Granny Smith, Apple Rose, Goldie Delicious, Apple Fritter, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Blaster Tron and Sasha VS The Vreedle Brothers, Argit, Zombozo, Thumbskull, Acid Breath, Megawhatts, Keven 11,000, Buzz Buzzard, Great Boma Emperor Lagorn, Twist Boma, Centipedenoid, and Centipede Orphnoch - Puzzle Plank Galaxy
The Vreedle Brothers were next.
Rhomboid: (to Applejack) Puzzle Plank Galaxy was next, Please tell me Nico blew up stuff real good there!
Applejack: Oh he sure did! It was really amazing!
Apple Bloom: We solved a lot of really amazing puzzles there and battled Mandibug Stack.
Octagon: Didn't you guys battle him before?
Woody Woodpecker: Yeah they sure did and it was very coincidental that he would appear in the new galaxies.
Flashwing: Yeah no kidding.
Rhomboid: Boy no kidding there!
Octagon: That is cool! Lets do it!
Applejack: ORCHARA LETS HARVEST!
She turned into an Apple Themed hero!
Applejack: Call me HONEST APPLE!
Octagon: That's perfect! And you are the Element of Honesty.
Applejack: It sure is fitting. (ECHOING) APPLES OF THE GROVE AVALANCHE!
She fired a massive blast of apples and the group fired waves of apples, earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava and crystal and smashed them down.
Girl Jordan, Max Gibson, Misty, Lana, Dawn, Serena, Lincoln, Clyde, Stella, Zach, Liam, Rusty, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Oceanus Shenron and Paragus VS Cargill, Good Burns, Skinner, Chalmers, Selma & Patty, Snake, Dracula (Simpsons, Steelbeak, Dracula (A Gaggle Of Galloping Ghosts), Hyleg Ourobockle, Berserker, and Yost Chemistro - The Mascots made a toilet!?
Cargill was next.
Cargill: (to Girl Jordan) The Mascots made a toilet!? Are you telling me this right?!
Girl Jordan: I didn't want to believe it either but the Mascots really DID Make a toilet! It was a solid gold jewel encrusted toilet and it was amazing how they did it!
Max Gibson: They took a couple of bars of gold and made a toilet with a mold and it with a bunch of jewels put into it too.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah it was really awesome!
Scootaloo: The mascots really did an amazing job!
Whirlwind: Yeah even Squilliam loved it because he has a solid gold jewel encrusted toilet in his house!
Cargill: That is amazing! Lets do it!
Girl Jordan: HYDRAS LETS SWIM!
She turned into a sea dragon theme hero.
Girl Jordan: Call me AQUADRACO! (ECHOING) SEA DRAGON MAELSTROM!
She fired a massive blast of water and it formed into a sea dragon! The group fired waves of rainbows, lightning and wind and smashed them down.
Jackie, Donald Duck, Xion, Mickey, Ventus, Terra, Mandee, Fiona, Miguel, Leni, Becky, Whitney, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Bomb Man and Burst Man VS Krusty, Skinner, Cantwell, Skinner, Outlaw Skinner, Chalmers, Springfield Mafia, Quackerjack, Dark Riku, Key Monster, Toxitea, and Shearfear - Camp Nightmare is next
Krusty was next.
Krusty: (to Jackie) Camp Nightmare is next. Didn't you cover that last year too?
Jackie: Yeah we sure did! This was a scary one.
Donald Duck: Yeah it was crazy!
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah that is for sure.
Starshine Sparkle: This planet we're at is scary.
Spyro: Never thought we could be here again too,
Krusty: You got that right. Lets do it!
Jackie: EXPLODRA LETS BOMB THE AREA!
She turned into an explosion master themed hero.
Jackie: CALL ME THE BOMB PRINCESS! (ECHOING) BOMBS OF FURY!
Jackie threw a bunch of bombs and the group fired waves of magic and smashed them down.
Morpheus, Giganta, Melissa Edinborough, Rilliona, the Magistus of Verre, Chaos Emperor Dragon - Envoy of the End, Noelle Silva, Haiku, Lucy Loud, Bertrand, Dante, Persephone, Brittney, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders and Harley Quinn VS Kalin, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Rex Goodwin, Roman Goodwin, Devack, Greiger, Superfriends Giganta, Sid the Squid, Jellyfishnoid, Gillmarda, and Vexxa - Planet Nightrama is scary as ever
Kalin was next.
Kalin: (to Morpheus) Planet Nightrama is scary as ever. And creepy too.
Morpheus: Yeah and this planet is amazing though. The view of the 4 moons is amazing too.
Giganta: But the landscape here is scary.
Fluttershy: (Shivering in fright) It's just as s-s-scary as anything else!
Tornado Bolt: Yeah Fluttershy's been scared of this planet ever since we found out we were going here.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Oh ja she sure is.
Stealth Elf: Lincoln has been comforting her since we got here.
Kalin: Oh man. I would too. Lets do it!
Morpheus: Corvus lets fly with darkness!
He turned into a crow hero!
Morpheus: Call me NIGHTFLIGHT! (ECHOING) BLUE FLAME CROW MURDER!
He fired a massive blast of blue fire and flames that formed into a crow murder and the group fired waves of fire and leaves, grass, flowers and fruit and smashed them down.
Emerald Sustrai, Flashwing, Dew Gayl, Spy Rise, Chuck, Bomb, Ruby Rose, Weiss Schnee, Blake Belladonna, Yang, Nora, Dew Gayl, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, Barbossa and Long John Silver (Treasure Planet) VS Private H.I.V.E., Gizmo, Mammoth, INSTIGATOR, Billy Numerous, Kyd Wykkyd, Angel, Knighty Knight, Penguin, Universe 666 Dave/Dr. Octavius Brine, Kaitouki, and Chourikiki - I don't know what the people were thinking making a summer camp on an alien planet
Private HIVE was next.
Private HIVE: (to Emerald) I don't know what the people were thinking making a summer camp on an alien planet. Whoever came up with the idea needs to be court martialed!
Emerald Sustrai: I agree with you there! I can't believe that the Camping Worlds are allowing this to go on!
Flashwing: Yeah that is crazy!
Princess Luna: Whoever is doing all this needs to be stopped!
Moondust: Sending kids lightyears away from home is like sending kids to their deaths.
Snowdrop: That is for sure!
Gari: Yeah this has to stop now!
Blackout: Yeah no kidding! These people are sending kids to unknown places to die!
Private HIVE: I agree there! Permission to start the battle?
Emerald Sustrai: Granted! EMERALUS LETS MAKE ILLUSIONS!
She turned into an Emerald Illusion hero!
Emerald Sustrai: Call me THE EMERALD ILLUSION! (ECHOING) EMERALD CRYSTAL SHOWER!
She fired emerald crystal showers and they fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed them down.
Nicole Knudson, Red Tornado, Tarra Taiyou - Champion of Forgiveness, Cassie Excelsion - Champion of Kindness, Athena Wendolla - Champion of Loyalty, Laura Diane Pyenington - Champion of Laughter, Brittney, Anna, Jessie, Mary, Allie, Jared, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Energon Scorponok and Tidal Wave VS Control Freak, Overload, Cinderblock, Plasmus, Mumbo Jumbo, Gizmo, Mammoth, Wolvertoon, Universe 666 McLeach, Universe 666 Erigor, Universe 666 Cain Knightlord, and Isaak Fernando Von Kemphur - Sabre is going down
Control Freak was next.
Control Freak: (to Nicole) Sabre is going down. And you guys are gonna love who I summon next.
He called out the Werewolf of Werewolf Village from Goosebumps Escape from Horrorland!
Nicole: WHOA! The Werewolf from Werewolf Village in Escape from Horrorland! Fitting because we're dealing with Goosebumps Monsters.
Control Freak: It sure is fitting.
Nicole: Yep. Also yeah Sabre is going down.
Red Tornado: Indeed he is.
Princess Celestia: That is for sure there.
King Solar: That is too true and it will be good.
Solar Eclipsa: It sure will be good.
Amber Morning: You got that right.
Spotlight: I agree there.
Control Freak: You got that right. Lets do it!
Nicole: VIDEOUS LETS GAME!
She turned into a Video Game theme hero!
Nicole: I AM LADY VIDEOGAME! (ECHOING) VIDEO GAME FURY BLAST!
She fired a massive energy blast of video games and they fired waves of light and smashed them down.
Lady Kayura VS Phantomon
Phantomon was next.
Phantomon: Been a while since we fought.
Lady Kayura: It sure has been a while. (ECHOING) STAR STORM SCREAM! 嵐星斬
She fired a massive strike of purple lightning from the sky and smashed him down.
Dais VS Ookuwamon
Ookuwamon was next.
Dais: This will be fun! WEB OF DECEPTION! 投蜘網
He fired a wave of blades that formed a web and blasted him down.
Cale VS Cerberusmon
Cerberusmon was next.
Cale: I'm ready for you! (Echoing) BLACK LIGHTNING SLASH! 暗黒跳飛斬り
He fired a blast of black lightning and energy and blasted him down.
Sekhmet VS Flymon
Flymon was next.
Sekhmet: This will be a poisonous one! (ECHOING) SNAKE FANG STRIKE! 蛇牙剣・六節大蛇
He formed his swords into a whip and slashed him down.
Anubis VS LadyDevimon
LadyDevimon was next.
Anubis: I'm ready for you! (ECHOING) QUAKE WITH FEAR! 紅雷閃
He fired a wave of red lightning and it formed into numerous chains and blasted her down.
Cye VS MegaSeadramon
MegaSeadramon was next.
Cye: This will hurt! (ECHOING) SUPER WAVE SMASHER! 超流破
He fired a blast of water and energy and blasted him down.
Rowen VS Airdramon
Airdramon was next.
Rowen: This will blow you away! (ECHOING) ARROW SHOCKWAVE! 真空波
He fired an energy arrow and blasted him down.
Kento VS Rishu (YYH)
Rishu was next.
Kento: You better be ready for me! (ECHOING) IRON ROCK CRUSHER! 岩鉄砕
He smashed the ground and smashed him down with intense rock and dust!
Ryo VS Zeru (YYH)
Zeru was next.
Ryo: I'm ready for you! (ECHOING) FLARE UP NOW! 双炎斬
He had his swords glow white hot and slashed Zeru with an intense wall of fire and he smashed him down.
Serenity Wheeler VS Mr. Fibb and Mr. Wink
Mr. Fibb & Mr. Wink were next.
Serenity Wheeler: I'm ready for you guys!
She fired a wave of energy and blasted them down.
Kiramagers, Megaforce Rangers. Zero-One Riders, Rarity, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Projector Gomoryu
Projector Gomoryu was next
Projector Gomoryu: Fluttershy is really scared of this planet huh?
Rarity: She most certainly is darling.
Nico: Poor Fluttershy is very sensitive.
May: Yeah poor girl
Projector Gomoryu: Yeah no kidding. Lets do it!
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of Sabre, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the Anti-Goosebumps symbol etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades and blessed by the powers of Heaven, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels.
Nico teleported back with them.
Kiramagers: KIRAMAI CHANGE!
In jewel backgrounds they transformed.
Juru Atsutal: "Shining Sparkling! Kiramai Red!"
Tametomo Imizu: "Precise Shooting! Kiramai Yellow!"
Sena Hayami: "Dashing Lightning! Kiramai Green!"
Shiguru Oshikiri: "Unstoppable Edge! Kiramai Blue!"
Sayo Oharu: "Incredible Dexterity! Kiramai Pink!"
Takamichi Crystalia: "Shining Breakthrough! Kiramai Silver!"
All: "Arriving in a flash! With a 24-carat solution! Mashin Sentai Kiramager!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted off behind them and a jewel crystal formed behind them and they were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! JEWEL FORCE!
They turned into the Kiramagers too!
Zero One Riders: HENSHIN!
They transformed and were ready!
Nico: Lets get him!
Kiramagers: KIRAMAI BLAST!
They fired a wave of energy and they all fired a wave of elements and energy and blasted him down and then he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: Oh yeah! Projector Gomoryu you have failed this world.
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a super mega win!
We regrouped.
Troy: Instead of steak, have a knuckle sandwich!
Tsukasa: Before you get sent to the Black Gates!
Kamen Ride: Kiramai Red!
Kamen Ride: Kiramai Blue!
Kamen Ride: Kiramai Green!
Kamen Ride: Kiramai Yellow!
Kamen Ride: Kiramai Pink!
Kamen Ride: Kiramai Silver!
Tsukasa turned into Kiramai Red and Daiki summoned clones of the Kiramagers.
Maria: (TURNS DIAL) MAFIA CARNAGE 6!
She summoned Springfield Mafia, UA Carnage, Greasers, Pizza the Kid, Hair Razor and Barbed Wire Org.
Me: Oh yeah!
We went at Sabre and blasted him all over the place.
Swassa, Skartalas, Malvadine, Jaal, Tangath Toborn, Ario, Sobtjek, and Lanker blasted and smashed Sabre all over.
Springfield Mafia: MAFIA DEATH RAY!
Cantwell: BUDDHA FURY RAINBOW!
Wiggum: COPS OF FAT LOVE BLAST!
Chalmers: LIGHT FURY BLAST!
Vreedle Brothers: APPLES OF VREEDLE MIGHT BLAST!
Cargill: SEA DRAGON BURST STORM!
Krusty: BOMBS OF COMEDY BLAST!
Kalin: BLUE GIANT FLAME BLAST!
Private HIVE: EMERALD HIVE BLAST!
Control Freak: VIDEO GAME BLAST STORM!
They fired a massive blast wave of energy and elements from their surekills.
Sideways, Camille, Chase and Kendra used the Earth and Planet X Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Chase's weapons and Camille Kendra's powers 100-fold and turned Sideways shield into a spear shield with blades on the side.
Sideways and Camille Bergersen: FLAMING SPICE SPEARSTORM!
Chase and Kendra Kingfisher: KINGFISHER LASER STORM!
Roses of the Rose Dragon and Robo Roxy: ROSE DRAGON FIRE BLAST!
Dawn of the Sun and Gramma Stuffum: SUN FOOD STORM!
Pharaohs of Egypt and Gentleman Ghost: PHARAOH GHOST BLAST!
Spiderman power of Mary Jane and Evil Green Ranger: SPIDERMAN GREEN BURST!
Layla of Andros and Toiletnator: ANDROS TOILET STORM!
Lori Loud of the Wind and Leonard: WIND PIG BLAST!
CatDog Power and Mayhem and Mr. Mittens: CATDOG MAYHEM BLAST!
Piper of the Phoenix and Fixer: PHOENIX FLAME RING STORM!
Ulrich of the Samurai and Xiao Fung: SAMURAI WIND BLAST!
Leif of the Saucy Fun and Condiment King: SAUCE BLAST STORM!
Fluttershy, Mirage Daffodil & Butterfly Rose, Anthea, Sphinx Moth, Primal Rage, Phyllis the Florauna & Venus the Plant, Botanica Alhelí, Rango Clay, Grassblade, Lana Croft, Cheetor Tano, Axe-Mantis, Lily Longsocks, Toola-Roola, Coconut Cream, Discord, Zecora, Tree Hugger, Mage Meadowbrook, Sandbar, Sweet Leaf, Life Skylanders and Pyunma: LEAF STORM OF KINDNESS!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Fluttershy, Lazlo, Raj, Clam, Patsy, Nina, Gretchen, me, Nico and Eli: CAMP KIDNEY SQUIRREL RETRIBUTION BLAST!
We fired waves of energy and elements:
Lincoln: PAINT GUN ELEMENT STYLE: ORANGE!
Jessica Kaios: PAINT GUN FIRE STYLE: RED!
Sari Sumdac: PAINT GUN LIGHTNING STYLE: YELLOW!
Nanami Simpson: PAINT GUN WATER STYLE: BLUE!
Toph: PAINT GUN EARTH STYLE: BROWN!
Perfuma: PERFUMA GUN NATURE STYLE: PINK!
They fired paint balls and elements.
Lincoln and his harem: PAINT GUN FINAL SMASH: PAINTBALL BLAST!
They fired a massive barrage of exploding paintballs!
Lincoln: We've had it up to hear with you for the last time, Sabre. So goodbye...!
Me and Billy Harlan: AND GOOD RIDDANCE!
Lincoln fired a massive wave of lava which hit Sabre and melted him into nothing, and when his spirit appeared, we fired black energy blasts that hit his spirit and banished him to The Black Gates forever.
Nico: Good riddance, you nasty hairball! Awesome job, gang.
Lincoln: That's another Goosebumps Monster taken down and another of Slappy's minions taken care of. Now, there's one last thing to do, and one last loose end to tie up: Magmion.
?: J.D. KNUDSON, I WILL KILL YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID IN ASSISTING LORD MAGOR'S ENEMIES!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier with absorption energy surrounding the diamond barrier that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of fire blasts, and it absorbed the blasts of fire and they flowed into us and made us even stronger than ever.
Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking that scent from anywhere, come on out right now, Magmion, or we will force you out.
A massive muscular red creature came out, it was none other than Magmion, one of the heads of The Volcano Gormiti.
Me: Magmion, I should've known you'd one day come after us.
Magmion: You ruined Lord Magor's plans to conquer the Isle of Gormiti, and for that, I will kill you all and reduce the world to ashes!
Selene Salamandra: You are not laying one single hand on anyone, Magmion, your days of causing havoc and destruction end here.
Suddenly, Selene Salamandra's red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by a crimson red energy aura with stars, fire, flames, steel, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Salamandra the Steel-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Magmion, she left crimson red energy, stars, fire, flames, steel, dragons, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Selene Salamandra: You make me sick to no end, Magmion, you and the rest of The Volcano Gormiti have caused more than enough havoc on the home of The Gormiti, and all for Magor's evil desire to bring destruction to all. You lack remorse nor empathy for the destruction you've caused and for the Gormiti that'd fallen to you in the past, all of your crimes have gone unpunished for far too long, and now, you shall pay the ultimate price for them...with your life.
Suddenly, Selene Salamandra was surrounded by a massive vortex of crimson red energy with stars, fire, flames, and steel surrounding the vortex, there are dragons, phoenixes, angels, and Salamandra the Steel flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a yellow phoenix with red eyes glaring at Magmion: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Selene Salamandra emerged, but she was changed forever.
Selene Salamandra grew from 7'0" to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large crimson red orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has yellow highlights in the bangs of her long crimson red hair and crimson red hairband and large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon red eyes and a crimson red energy aura with stars, fire, flames, steel, dragons, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has Salamandra the Steel with the alchemical symbol of steel emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has on dragon earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, Steel, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has Salamandra the Steel with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, Steel, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the second pendant on the bottom of her crimson red manticore-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with crimson red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and crimson red gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Selene Salamandra has on a short-sleeved crimson red blouse, sleeveless crimson red crop top, crimson red skirt with the alchemical symbol of steel on it, crimson red knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, fire, flames, steel, dragons, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Salamandra the Steel and it's surrounded by flames. Suddenly, Selene Salamandra felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive crimson red phoenix angel wings with yellow tips on the large crimson red feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she also now has eleven massive and long crimson red wolf tails with yellow tips and yellow markings, Selene Salamandra has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large crimson red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Selene Salamandra's Salamandra the Steel-themed greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of crimson red energy, stars, fire, flames, steel, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Selene Salamandra's Eternal Alchemical Alchemy Beast Fire Inferno Salamandra the Steel Alchemy Angel Fire Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Eternal Alchemical Alchemy Beast Fire Inferno Salamandra the Steel Alchemy Angel Fire Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded yellow gems and Salamandra the Steel etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged crimson red blade, large crimson red salamander heads for the crossguard, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilt and large crimson red gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large crimson red salamander heads with yellow gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large salamander heads is a large crimson red salamander head with yellow gems for eyes and yellow gem in its mouth for the pommel, Selene Salamandra has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with crimson red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Salamandra the Steel's head with crimson red gems for eyes and large crimson red gems in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a crimson red kanji below Salamandra the Steel that said, "Selene Salamandra, Gene-Slammer of Salamandra the Steel, Master of The Powers of Fire and Steel, Alchemical Angel of Fire and Steel, True Immortal and Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Dark Chandler, Archenemy of Flying Squirrel Demon, Destroyer of Magmion, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Fire, Steel, Stars, Phoenixes, Angels, and Salamanders"
セリーン・サラマンドラ、鋼鉄サラマンドラのジーン・スラマー、火と鋼の力の達人、火と鋼の錬金術天使、真の不滅で強力な宇宙の戦士、愛情深い守護天使でありリンカーン・ラウドの未来の妻、ダーク・チャンドラーの軽蔑者、ムササビデーモンの大敵、マグミオンの破壊者、チームラウドフェニックスストームの驚くべきメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、マスター友情とエレメントの力、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者にして殺戮者、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして火、鋼、星のマスター、フェニックス、エンジェル、サラマンダー
Suddenly, Selene Salamandra's immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!
Selene Salamandra has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-SALAMANDRA THE STEEL-SALAMANDER-DRAGON-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC FIRESTORM ALCHEMICAL FIRESTORM STEEL SALAMANDRA THE STEEL DRACONIC SALAMANDER PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC FIRESTORM ALCHEMICAL FIRESTORM STEEL SALAMANDRA THE STEEL DRACONIC SALAMANDER PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC FIRESTORM ALCHEMICAL FIRESTORM STEEL SALAMANDRA THE STEEL DRACONIC SALAMANDER PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were really amazed by Selene Salamandra's Super Angel-Salamandra the Steel-Salamander-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Magmion saw it, he fell into a rage and fired a blast of fire at her and Lincoln to kill them, but Lincoln and Selene Salamandra absorbed it and it made them even stronger than ever, and Selene Salamandra fired a massive barrage of crimson red energy, stars, fire, flames, steel, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, which hit Magmion and exploded and he was knocked down, he got back up, but now, he was even angrier than ever.
Salene Sallamandia: WHOA!
Rosa Laurence: That's amazing, Selene's transformed.
Lincoln: That's right, Selene Salamandra's transformed into her Super Angel-Salamandra the Steel-Salamander-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and now, it's high-time we put an end to Magmion for good.
Selene Salamandra: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Cosmic Eternal Flame Fire Inferno Alchemical Fire Steel Salamandra the Steel Draconic Salamander Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Flame Fire Inferno Alchemical Fire Steel Salamandra the Steel Draconic Salamander Phoenix Angel Love) He will pay for everything that he's done.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Selene Salamandra.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Your rampage is over, Magmion, and this will serve as a direct warning to Magor: we're coming for him and he will pay for what he's done.
Selene Salamandra and Lincoln went after Magmion who continued firing powerful blasts of fire and fire magic at them, but Lincoln and Selene Salamandra kept absorbing them and it made them even stronger than ever, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, crimson red energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, symbiote goo, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Magmion and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his gold-plated claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Selene Salamandra also attacked them with some powerful punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they smashed him all over with their immense and extremely powerful superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts and this was driving Magmion even more madder with rage.
Magmion: YOU! YOU! I WILL KILL YOU ALL IN THE NAME OF LORD MAGOR!
Magmion charged right at them with uncontrollable fiery rage and wrath in his black heart, but Selene Salamandra fired a powerful fire blast at them which hit him hard and he got knocked down, and then, Lincoln turned the tip of one of his eleven massive and long white tails into Cell's stinger and impaled it into Magmion's chest, and then, Lincoln began absorbing him and in the process, he was also assimilating his Superhuman Physicality, Psychopower, Magic, Pyrokinesis, and Immortality as his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and his rainbow energy aura and rainbow fire aura flared as he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done, the stinger changed back and all that was left of Magmion was nothing at all. Then, an energy card with Magmion's drained soul appeared in Lincoln's left hand, and Lincoln banished him to The Black Gates forever, we cheered wildly for what Selene Salamandra and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down and Selene Salamandra's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long crimson red wolf tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, and massive crimson red angel wings are permanent.
Selene Salamandra: This is for all the lives of those who fell victim to you and The Volcano Gormiti. Thanks for helping me destroy Magmion for good, Lincoln.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Selene.
Suddenly, Selene Salamandra wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Selene Salamandra's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and Salamandra the Steel flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and flames raging behind and around them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Selene Salamandra sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and flames and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Nico: Whoa, that was one awesome and fiery battle you guys fought, and Magmion didn't stand any chance against you guys.
Me: That's for sure.
Selene Salamandra: And I don't know if Rosa told you guys this, but she along with the rest of us are part of a group called The Alchemical Element Angels, we each have the powers of Fire, Water, Earth, Wind, Light, and Darkness, and we also have the individual powers of The Seven Alchemy Beasts of Steel, Tin, Bronze, Mercury, Lead, Gold, and Silver.
Me: Whoa.
Nico: Just like Salene and the others.
Tsuki Moonface: And Rosa Laurence is The Gene-Slammer of All Seven Alchemy Beasts meaning she has all the powers of Fire, Water, Earth, Wind, Light, and Darkness and all the powers of The Seven Alchemy Beasts of Steel, Tin, Bronze, Mercury, Lead, Gold, and Silver, and we made her our leader.
Rosa Laurence: I hadn't forgotten about that. But, we each had a different hatred towards some of Lincoln's enemies.
Linda Leon: Yeah, we hated Chandler with a blazing passion for the things he did to Lincoln and his friends while you hated Lynn with a blazing passion for what she did to Lincoln.
Lincoln: That's right, each of you harbored hatred towards Chandler for what he did to me while Rosa harbored hate towards Lynn for what she did, and you all showed no mercy to any of them.
Me: You got that right. So, Lincoln, who's the next group of Cybertronian Gene-Slammers we're meeting on your rescue tomorrow?
Lincoln: That's an easy one: Gene-Slammers for the Maximals, Optimus Primal, Cheetor, Airazor, and Rhinox.
Nico: Nice.
Selene Salamandra: And there's only group of girls who'd be Gene-Slammed into The Maximals: The Angelsong Sisters.
Elena (Grandia 2): My sisters, I haven't seen them in a long time.
Nico: Ooh, now who are they?
Lincoln: You'll love meeting them, The Angelsong Aisters are beautiful songstresses well known for their angelic singing voices, and they're also the sisters of Elena from Grandia 2 as well. They also found out that, at one point, The Red Ribbon Army, and by extension, Dr. Gero, once worked with Team Rocket by gathering the DNA of Cybertronians, even the Thirteen Primes themselves, they also stole DNA from other races like Elves, Dwarves, Vampires, Werewolves, and Hobbits.
We gasped.
Me: What the fuck?! So, it wasn't just that fucked-up genocidal asshole, Kurata, and Dr. Regal who had worked with Team Rocket at that time, but also, The Red Ribbon Army, especially that fucked up madman, Dr. Gero?!
Jessie: (GASPS) Wait a second, we remembered hearing about another person joining our ex-boss' project.
Meowth: But, we had no idea it was The Red Ribbon Army.
James: Especially that madman, Dr. Gero.
Selene Emperyous: That's right, and The Angelsong Sisters were among those to be Gene-Slammed into the Maximals. They, Lincoln, and Elena would love to sing in choirs especially during holidays, Valentine's Day in particular. The Angelsong Sisters took Lincoln and Elena to an Italian restaurant where Lincoln and Elena kissed each other on the lips. it took place long before Ronnie Anne came along.
Nico: This is really quite a shocking revelation, I can't believe that fucked-up madman also helped out with Giovanni's Gene-Slammer project.
Lincoln: This also further proved that Dr. Gero is nothing more than a powerhungry madman who was nothing more than a mad dog, and I'm so glad we gave him The Black Gates forever.
Me: You said it. So, can you tell us the names of The Angelsong Sisters?
Selene Emperyous: Gladly. The names of The Angelsong Sisters are Angelina Angelsong, Gene-Slammer of Optimus Primal, Bella Angelsong, Gene-Slammer of Airazor, Celeste Angelsong, Gene-Slammer of Cheetor, and Dalia Angelsong, Gene-Slammer of Rhinox, these four sisters are Lincoln's Guardian Angels from England and classmates in Music, and they're also the most beautiful singers as well as capable of hypnotically control other people's minds via their singing voices. This very power they have was how they got Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, and Lisa grounded many times over, and it was also how Chandler and his goons, Pablo and Anderson, and even Hawk and Hank wound up in trouble. Angelina has red hair, Bella has green hair, Celeste has blue hair and Dalia has purple hair. As a result of the date between Lincoln and Elena, Lincoln also made a promise, that when he comes of age, he will marry Elena and her sisters along with the other members of his harem, and they hate the jerks with a blazing passion.
Nico: Whoa, these girls literally have the voices of the sirens to hypnotically control other peoples' minds like that.
Lincoln: That's exactly what I thought, Nico. Because of their hypnotic singing, Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan had gotten grounded many times over, and it was also how Chandler and his goons, Pablo and Anderson, and even Hawk and Hank wound up in trouble with the police.
Selene Emperyous: It was so hilarious, we were cracking up like crazy!
Lily the Mermaid: And that very promise you made to The Angelsong Sisters, it's just like the one you made with me years ago when we first met.
Lincoln: That's right, I made that promise that I would marry you when I came of age, and now, that promise has extended to my entire harem.
Me: We're gonna need to build a bigger church.
Nico: No kidding, with our rapidly expanding harems, we're gonna need a massive football stadium-sized church to hold weddings for those with large harems.
Lily the Mermaid: That's true.
Ronnie Anne: And Lily's gonna have to work overtime to create stained glass windows for all of our memories with Lincoln.
Lily: This'll be my biggest project yet!
Lily the Mermaid: We've got scrapbooks full of many precious memories we have with your brother that you can use for the stained glass windows, Lily.
Lily: Perfect!
Lily hugged Lily the Mermaid.
Luna: You just gave Lily the biggest project of her life, dude! She's gonna need a lot of energy drinks to stay awake while making them.
Cargill: You ok now, Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: I am. Thank you.
Krusty: That's good.
Kalin: Now, we can put this planet behind us.
Me: Thank goodness.
Private HIVE: After we give the counselors a court martial!
Control Freak: Any suggestions on where to move the camp?
Me: I think I have a really good idea.
I decided to have the camp moved to the chili dog planet.
Billy Harlan: The Chili Dog Planet! Whoa!
Xenia: Yep. Fitting too.
We went to the counselors headquarters and gave them a really stern talking to and told them about how Nightrama nearly killed them and all that and they were shocked and they agreed to go to prison for it.
Nico: That's that. Great job today everyone.
Fluttershy: Thanks. (To the viewers) It was so fun doing this one.
Qin: Yeah it was.
We later went back home.
Meanwhile SLAPPY was INFURIATED!
Bob Roth: How about to cool off, you show me around that Horrorland 2.0 park you and the Horrors built? Might as well take a look around before Team Loud Phoenix Storm comes to wreck it.
Slappy: Good idea.
They went and did so.
TO BE CONTINUED
Part 11 done.
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For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Tchang Zu, Queen Jellyfish, Grem, Edgar the Bug, Caleb Quinn and Atomic Flounder as well as Rainbow Dash's team with Noel, Princess of the Arctic Ocean, Laney Simmons, Crysta, Irena Malloy And Princess Cadance and we're going into the city at night for some vampire slaying as we talk on the vampires from the Are You Afraid of The Dark Episode The Tale of The Night Shift. These vampires are going to burn. And we're going to battle Another Inazuma Ginger (Decade), Octopus Ball Org, Patcheye, Roasted Alien Chicken (Courage the Cowardly Dog), Genoprocessor, Pikarime of the Shakōkidokū, Wile E. Coyote, Monster Daffy Duck, Mystery Meat, Avataroki, Queen Jellyfish and Tchang Zu. And we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Gyro Man named Amelia Wright Gyro and she is a really cool one.
The matchup is for Linda Leon, Gene-Slammer of Leon the Lead, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy General Rilldo, a Machine Mutant and Commander of The Machine Mutants and Planet M-2 created by Dr. Myuu
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Gormiti, and we got bad news: Admiral Razorbeard, another of Rayman's biggest and baddest enemies, has returned, and he wants revenge on Rayman for destroying him and ending his plans to conquer The Glade of Dreams and rule it forever with an iron fist. But, when Rayman finds out that Razorbeard has made a deal with Slappy and finding out that dummy was the one who brought him back, he's going to absolutely lose it big time and also transform and he's going to destroy Razorbeard and send a very direct and threatening warning to Slappy: and it's one that'll end with Slappy throwing a nasty fit and attacking his minions once again. And we're going to meet the next pair of Cybertronian Gene-Slammers: they are known as The Angelsong Sisters, The Angelsong Sisters are not only beautiful songstresses well known for their angelic singing voices, but they're also the sisters of Elena from Grandia 2 as well. They also found out that, at one point, The Red Ribbon Army, and by extension, Dr. Gero, once worked with Team Rocket by gathering the DNA of Cybertronians, even the Thirteen Primes themselves, they also stole DNA from other races like Elves, Dwarves, Vampires, Werewolves, and Hobbits. The Angelsong Sisters were among those to be Gene-Slammed into the Maximals. They, Lincoln, and Elena would love to sing in choirs especially during holidays, Valentine's Day in particular. The Angelsong Sisters took Lincoln and Elena to an Italian restaurant where Lincoln and Elena kissed each other on the lips. it took place long before Ronnie Anne came along. Their names are
Angelina Angelsong, Gene-Slammer of Optimus Primal,
Bella Angelsong, Gene-Slammer of Airazor,
Celeste Angelsong, Gene-Slammer of Cheetor,
And Dalia Angelsong, Gene-Slammer of Rhinox.
These four sisters are Lincoln's Guardian Angels from England and classmates in Music, and they're also the most beautiful singers as well as capable of hypnotically control other people's minds via their singing voices. This very power they have was how they got Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, and Lisa grounded many times over, and it was also how Chandler and his goons, Pablo and Anderson, and even Hawk and Hank wound up in trouble. Angelina has red hair, Bella has green hair, Celeste has blue hair and Dalia has purple hair. As a result of the date between Lincoln and Elena, Lincoln also made a promise, that when he comes of age, he will marry Elena and her sisters along with the other members of his harem, and they hate the jerks with a blazing passion.
Part 12 is for Welcome to Dead House.
See you next time.
