Welcome to Dead House
In the early morning hours at 2:40 AM, Lincoln had a dream, and he saw two figures who was hiding out and living inside a giant grandfather clock of Tick-Tock Clock. But, they were no ordinary two figures, they were XJ-14 / Jazz Loud, daughter of Lincoln's future wife, XJ-4 / Jasmine Wakeman. And XJ-16 / Jenna Loud, daughter of Lincoln's future wife, XJ-6 / Jessy Wakeman. Lincoln woke up from the dream, but he wasn't the only one, XJ-4 / Jasmine Wakeman, XJ-6 / Jessy Wakeman, Black Alpha, Nico, and I also had the same dream.
Lincoln: Same dream?
Black Alpha: We sure did, Lincoln.
XJ-4 / Jasmine Wakeman: And not only that, it also means that we found out where our daughters are at.
XJ-6 / Jessy Wakeman: Any ideas where exactly?
Me: Their at Tick-Tock Clock.
Nico: The second track of the Star Cup in Mario Kart DS and the first track of the Lightning Cup in Mario Kart 8 and Deluxe? That's not good. What if any of the racers accidentally run them over? That won't be safe at all.
Lincoln: I know, Nico. Come on, we'd better hurry to rescue them, and bring them to the Estate.
Black Alpha: We're on it, Lincoln.
Lincoln, Black Alpha, XJ-4 / Jasmine Wakeman, XJ-6 / Jessy Wakeman, Me, and Nico were heading to Tick-Tock Clock. Then, Lincoln saw a young 14-years-old technorganic girl who has fair skin, large light blue eyes, and long violet hair styled in a hime cut with maid hairband. She also had four mechanical tentacle arms with three claw-like fingers on her back. She wears a black gothic lolita dress with violet collar and cuffs, white bloomers, violet stockings, and black mary-janes shoes with violet bows. And a tall and thin 16-years-old technorganic girl who has fair skin, long bright green hair that curls in four huge bangs in the back, and a green helmet that has one blue optic-eye. She also has four mechanical spider-like legs instead of two normal human legs. She wears a green and orange long sleeve shirt with a white shirt underneath tied with a bright green bow and a green skirt. Lincoln saw who they are, it was XJ-14 / Jazz Loud and XJ-16 / Jenna Loud.
Lincoln: Excuse me, are you Jazz and Jenna?
XJ-14 / Jazz Loud: Indeed we are.
XJ-16 / Jenna: Who are you?
Lincoln: Glad you ask. I'm Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, and this is the dark knight and leader of the Heroic Elementals, Black Alpha, my older brother and leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, J.D. Knudson, and my second brother and second leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Nico Chan. And there's also someone you know all too well.
Then, XJ-4 / Jasmine Wakeman and XJ-6 / Jessy Wakeman came out, and when XJ-14 / Jazz Loud and XJ-16 / Jenna Loud saw them, they were stunned.
XJ-14 / Jazz Loud and XJ-16 / Jenna: Mother?
XJ-4 / Jasmine Wakeman and XJ-6 / Jessy Wakeman: We're here, kids.
XJ-14 /Jazz Loud and XJ-16 / Jenna Loud, ran up to XJ-4 / Jasmine Wakeman and XJ-6 / Jessy Wakeman, and they hugged, and they cried tears of happiness, and we looked on at the scene. Lincoln joined in on the hug, along with me, Nico, and Black Alpha.
Lincoln: And there's something you two should know, Jasmine, Jessy, your mothers are one of my many future wives.
XJ-14 / Jazz Loud and XJ-16 / Jenna: That means...you're our father.
Lincoln smiled, and that filled XJ-14 / Jazz Loud and XJ-16 / Jenna with joy, as he picked them up and they hugged, and we had a smile on our faces and tears in our eyes.
Lincoln: Alright, everyone, let's go home. I can't wait until we tell everyone in the morning about this.
We went back home to the Estate, and Lincoln told everyone what happened, and he then introduced XJ-14 / Jazz Loud and XJ-16 / Jenna Loud to the rest of his siblings, who are now their aunts. We were proud of what Lincoln did in reuniting XJ-4 / Jasmine Wakeman and XJ-6 / Jessy Wakeman with their daughters, and XJ-14 / Jazz Loud and XJ-16 / Jenna Loud now has a loving, strong, brave, and caring father in their life.
Walking through the middle of the city was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Tchang Zu, Queen Jellyfish, Grem, Edgar the Bug, Caleb Quinn and Atomic Flounder as well as Rainbow Dash's team with Noel, Princess of the Arctic Ocean, Laney Simmons, Crysta, Irena Malloy And Princess Cadance as well as Casey Rhodes, Ruby Rose, Ang Leung, Laval, Ryotaro Nogami, Lin Chung, and Fluttershy's team with Cloudkicker, Melon Mint, Spitfire, Takanuva, and Irena Malloy as well as and we were walking through the city and we were heading to the hospital because we got reports of strange things going on.
Me: I hope everyone in the hospital is doing okay?
Qin: Yeah me too.
Lola: Same here.
Xenia: Yeah.
Rainbow Dash: This is gonna be an awesome battle though.
Camie: Yeah.
Eli: I sense that something is going down. Whatever is going down I have a feeling it is not good.
Qin: Yeah no kidding.
Rainbow Dash: This will be good.
Nico: Rainbow Dash I want to thank you and Tchang Zu and your teams for coming.
Rainbow Dash: No problem Nico. This is gonna be so awesome.
Me: It sure will be.
Nico: Noel, what do you like to do in your free time?
Noel: I haven't thought of it. I have thought about becoming a music store owner.
Nico: That is a good one.
Qin: It sure is.
Lola: Yeah.
Carol: Awesome.
Nico: That honestly is a good job.
Noel: It sure is. I think so too.
Me: It sure is and it's fitting because you are a singer.
Noel: That is true.
Lincoln: Yep. Flutters are you doing okay now that we're not going to Nightrama?
Fluttershy: Oh I sure am Linky thank you.
Me: Boy that was a scary adventure for Fluttershy. But at least we stopped that camp there. When we got back we gave them a REALLY GOOD talking to.
Laney Simmons: That was horrible that Billy and his friends went to a camp like that.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: Now if the camp was on the food planets that would be cool. But if it was on the chum planet the kids would be hurling their guts out.
Qin: Yeah no kidding.
Lola: That would be gross!
Nico: But the campfire stories we told Billy and friends were great.
Maria: Did you guys also like how Poromon got steroids?
Taro: What are the chances of him getting them again?
Me: Not really sure.
Lola: That would be awesome though but steroids I read aren't good for you.
Lana: Yeah.
Laney: Bane takes Venom which is a super steroid but he doesn't complain.
Nico: Yeah that's true.
Taro: But all those stories were awesome.
Nico: Fluttershy, Cloudkicker, Melon Mint, Spitfire, Takanuva, and Irena Malloy did good.
Fluttershy: It was a fun adventure.
Lola: We all thought so.
We arrived at the hospital and it was quiet.
Me: Weird. It's quiet. Too quiet.
Nico: Keep your eyes peeled.
Eli: I sense a terrible force at work.
We went in and it was a quiet place.
Me: Boy usually this hospital is busy. But it's as quiet as a graveyard.
Laney: It's like all the doctors staff and patients just vanished.
I smelled something.
Me: But the air reeks of blood.
Nico: (eyes widen) You don't think...
Natasha Hernandez: Yeah I feel it. Vampires are here.
Lincoln: Okay, guys, we've got ourselves a huge emergency: we got word that Margot, the vampire whom we killed long ago when we met Buffy Summers, Alucard, and Seras Victoria has come back from the dead and wants revenge on us.
We gasped.
Me: Oh God, I never thought we'd run into Margot again!
Nico: Same here, but there's no doubt we'd run into him again, and of course, Slappy brought him back.
Lincoln: Exactly. But, I got an idea: we'll separate Margot from the evil vampire half.
Eli: Okay.
Lincoln: And since we got ourselves a dangerous situation with Margot, we're gonna need all hands on deck.
Lincoln called Crystal Laney and Doppel, along with the rest of the team.
Lori: We literally heard everything and got here as fast as we could, Linky. So, is it true Margot's back?
Lincoln: Yep.
Lola: And we're going to separate her from the evil vampire half and destroy him. The last time we faced Margot, we had to deal with a ton of people turned into vampires, along with Deacon Frost and his minions.
Nico: Yeah, but last year, Lincoln sent Deacon Frost and his fucked-up minions to The Black Gates on his rescue, we won't have to worry about those fuckers again.
Me: You said it.
I pulled out a scroll and unsealed garlic bulbs, blasters, ultraviolet flashbang bombs, holy water, crosses and more.
Me: Never leave home without my vampire hunting gear.
Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head.
Lincoln: (Sensed for Vampires) Heads up, gang! We got vampires!
We then saw the vampires, and it looks like Margot had already fed on the people there and turned them into vampires. Lincoln fired waves of black and orange energy which hit them and turned the vampire victims back to normal and they went through a portal leading to outside and escaped.
Me: Nice one!
Nico: They could be anywhere.
Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head.
Lincoln: (Sensed for Vampires) Heads up, gang! We got vampires!
We then saw the vampires, and it looks like Margot had already fed on the people there and turned them into vampires. Lincoln fired waves of black and orange energy which hit them and turned the vampire victims back to normal and they went through a portal leading to outside and escaped.
Me: Nice one!
Qin: That was just for starters.
Lincoln: Thanks. (Sensed for Margot) AHA! Gotcha! I just spotted Margot, he's 20 yards away and he's in the disguise of the girl that we saw. (Gasps) And I just spotted Amanda, she's already heading for us.
Nico: She already knew Margot had returned, but she didn't expect Slappy to have brought him back from the dead.
Me: We still need to give her a hand.
Lincoln: And that we will. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) And hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.
Nico: That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!
Suddenly, we saw a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they too got turned into vampires by Margot and came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.
Lincoln: I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!
Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now weak and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on Margot.
Casey: Jungle Beast, Spirit Unleashed!
Ryotaro Nogami: Henshin!
They transformed and were ready.
Nico: Nice.
Then, we saw Amanda heading for us.
Amanda: Guys, we got bad news!
Lincoln: We already know, Amanda: Margot's back. But, we're ready for her. (Picked up on Margot) He's here.
We then saw Margot arrive.
Me: I should've known you were at it again, Margot.
Margot: You've ruined everything for me, Team Loud Phoenix Storm! The world would've finally been mine and I would've finally turned every last human into vampires!
Natasha Hernandez: Sorry to disappoint you but I'm already a vampire.
Lincoln: You're just as evil and demonic as Count Dracula, but we're not letting this nightmare go on any longer.
Margot: You don't get it! I am beyond human!
Me: No you are nothing because I'm going to tell you what we are. We're the top of the very fucking food chain! You are history you fucking monster!
Lincoln fired a blast of light which separated Margot from the vampire half and brought here to us, while we stand face to face with the vampire itself.
Vampire Margot: Finally, I'M FREE!
Crystal Laney: But, not for much longer.
Me: You obviously do not know WHO YOU ARE FUCKING WITH!
I activated an ultraviolet light flashbang bomb and then it released a massive flash of ultraviolet light and incinerated all the vampire minions!
THEY'RE ALL TOAST!
They all screamed in pain as they were all incinerated into ashes!
Vampire Margot: NO!
Qin: That was just for starters.
Lola: Now you are next!
Nico: Have some garlic!
Nico ate the garlic and then…
ALARM KLAXON!
HE THEN FARTED AND GARLIC COVERED THE ROOM AND MANY OF THE MINIONS WERE INCINERATED!
Qin: YEAH!
Me: Have a taste of this!
I threw a bunch of grenades and then…
KRABBOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMM!
Silver Nitrate gas sprayed all over and incinerated numerous vampire minions.
Nico threw more garlic bombs and they exploded and hit the vampire minions and they burned!
Qin: Nice one!
Me: Watch these fuckers go boom!
I pulled out NUMEROUS EDTA Auto Injectors.
I threw them and numerous vampires got hit by them and they inflated like balloons and screamed.
Then…
MASSIVE KRASPLATS!
THEY EXPLODED ALL OVER IN PILES OF BLOOD AND GORE!
Suddenly, Crystal Laney's pink eyes turned neon pink and she was surrounded by a pink energy aura with stars, crystals, animals, fairies, rainbow fire, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Crystal Laney's Crystal Fairy Greatsword of Crystal Cavern Justice from her back, and as she approached Vampire Margot, she left pink energy, stars, crystals, animals, fairies, rainbow fire, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Crystal Laney: You absolutely make me sick to no end, you undead bloodsucking freak. You've gone about causing havoc throughout the hospital and turned a lot of people into vampires to slake your thirst for blood, and on top of that, you've traumatized those who hadn't been turned into vampires, and for that, I will reduce you to ashes for this.
Suddenly, Crystal Laney was surrounded by a massive vortex of pink energy, stars, crystals, and rainbow fire surrounding the vortex, there are animals, fairies, phoenixes, and angels flying and running around the vortex, and in the vortex is a brown phoenix with red eyes glaring at Vampire Margot: the red eyes of death. Then, as soon as the vortex faded, Crystal Laney emerged, but she was changed forever.
Crystal Laney grew from 7'4" to 7'9" in height, she has gold metal bands on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large pink orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has pink highlights in the bangs of her long flowing brown hair reaching to the bottom of her neck and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon pink eyes and a pink energy aura with stars, crystals, rainbow fire, animals, fairies, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has a rainbow fairy holding the Crystal Kanji in its hands emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, she has on fairy earrings with rainbow gems for eyes and holding the Crystal and Eternity Kanjis in their hands, she has on her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with pink gems on the gold rock links and pink crystal links and a pink fairy-shaped Element of Harmony and below the Element of Harmony is a fairy with pink gems for eyes and holding the Crystal and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the pendant and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck, she has on a sleeveless black shirt with rainbow phoenix and her red scarf, black skirt with crystals on it, black pants with crystals, black knee-high boots with crystals for the buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, crystals, rainbow fire, animals, fairies, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a fairy with crystals surrounding it. Suddenly, Crystal Laney felt a sharp pain on her back and then, her massive brown angel wings with pink tips on the large brown feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she now has eleven massive and long brown wolf tails with pink tips and pink markings, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with large pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Indigo Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has on black fingerless gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on the back and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Crystal Laney's massive Crystal Laney's Crystal Fairy Greatsword of Crystal Cavern Justice and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of pink energy, stars, crystals, rainbow fire, animals, fairies, phoenixes, and angels and when it emerged, it was transformed into Crystal Laney's L-Emental Eternal Crystal Cavern Fairy Greatsword of Crystal Cavern Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded rainbow gems and a fairy etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged pink blade, large fairy heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt with large pink gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large fairy heads with pink gems for eyes and a large fairy head with pink gems for eyes and pink gem in its mouth on the bottom of the fairy heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with large pink gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left gold Bracer, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with large gold fairy head with pink gems for eyes and large pink gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a pink kanji below the fairy that said, "Crystal Laney Loud, Elemental Angel of Crystals, Youngest of The Loud Family, Loving Sister of Her Many Siblings, Loving Youngest Daughter of Rita and Lynn Senior, Amazing and Talented Artist, Member of The L-Ementals, Archenemy of The Earth Mystic, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Descendant of 17th Century Laney of Loch Loud in Scotland, Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Defender of The Loud House and The Loud Family, Master of Crystals, Animals, and Fairies"
クリスタル・レイニー・ラウド、クリスタルのエレメンタル・エンジェル、ラウド家の末っ子、多くの兄弟の愛する妹、リタとリン・シニアの愛する末娘、驚くべき才能のあるアーティスト、L-エメンタルズのメンバー、アース・ミスティックの大敵、勇敢宇宙の戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情と要素の力のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲイツ、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者でありスレイヤー、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、数多くの驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、スコットランドのラウド湖の17世紀のレイニーの子孫、チームラウドフェニックスストームのメンバー、ラウドハウスとラウドファミリーの擁護者、クリスタル、動物、妖精のマスター
Crystal Laney has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-CRYSTAL FAIRY-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA L-EMENTAL TRUE ETERNAL RAINBOW FIRE CRYSTAL FAIRY PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC L-EMENTAL TRUE ETERNAL RAINBOW FIRE CRYSTAL FAIRY PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC L-EMENTAL TRUE ETERNAL RAINBOW FIRE CRYSTAL FAIRY PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Crystal Laney's Super Angel-Crystal Fairy-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Vampire Margot saw it, he ran at her to bite her and turn her into a vampire, but Crystal Laney fired a massive barrage of pink energy, stars, crystals, rainbow fire, animals, fairies, phoenixes, and angels which hit Vampire Margot and he got slashed by the crystals and burned badly by the rainbow fire, he got back up, but now, he was even more enraged at us.
Crystal Laney: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The L-Emental True Eternal Rainbow Fire Crystal Fairy Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic L-Emental Rainbow Fire Crystal Fairy Phoenix Angel Love) You've had this coming for a very long time, you bloodsucking leech!
Doppel: And now, you're in for a whole lot worse!
Lincoln: That's right!
Suddenly, Lincoln let out a loud unearthly shriek and loud werewolf howl and then, a massive colony of vampire bats appeared and tore into Vampire Margot and they left scratches on his face and they even clawed out his eyes. Then, if that wasn't enough, a pack of werewolves came in and attacked Vampire Margot, and he had more claw marks on him.
Nico: What the heck was that?!
Victoria Kurenai: Oh shit, that was The Unearthly Shriek of The Vampires and The Unearthly Howl of The Werewolves, it's a power only the most powerful Alpha Vampires and Alpha Werewolves have! I never thought I'd hear them again.
Selena Kurenai: Same here, Victoria.
Taylor Sugimura: (Shudders) That still gives me nightmares even to this day. When The Unearthly Shriek of The Vampires and The Unearthly Howl of The Werewolves is heard, that's the sign that death is coming for them in the form of Lincoln Loud, the most powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf Hybrid in Royal Woods.
Me: (Gulps) I still remembered those two calls all too well, it's like the call of death coming for those who've crossed his path.
Suddenly, Doppel's gold eyes turned neon gold and she was surrounded by a white energy aura with stars, illusions, doppelgangers, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive greatsword from her back, and as she approached Vampire Margot, she left white energy, stars, illusions, doppelgangers, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Doppel: Every single word that Crystal Laney said to you was true, you're done terrorizing the people here in the hospital, you bloodsucking leech. And because this was all Slappy's doing, we're sending him your severed head straight to him after Lincoln tears your head off and devours your heart!
Suddenly, Doppel was surrounded by a massive vortex of golden yellow energy with stars and illusions surrounding the vortex, there are doppelgangers, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blonde phoenix with red eyes glaring at Vampire Margot: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Doppel emerged, but she was changed forever.
Doppel grew from 6'0" to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large white orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the voluptuous body of a goddess, she has gold highlights in the bangs of her long flowing white hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon gold eyes and a white energy aura with stars, illusions, doppelganger, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has a phoenix and doppelganger emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with gold iris, she has on doppelganger earrings with gold gems for eyes and holding the Illusion and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has a doppelganger with gold gems for eyes and holding the Illusion and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her white doppelganger-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold phoenix pendant of her Elemental Phoenix Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with white crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and white gems on the gold star links and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck. Doppel has on a white sleeveless crop top, white shorts, white high-heels, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, illusions, doppelgangers, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix and doppelgangers surrounded by stars and illusions. Suddenly, Doppel felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive white angel wings with gold tips on the large white feathers grew and sprouted out of her back and she now has eleven massive and long white wolf tails with gold tips and gold markings. Doppel has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large white gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Doppel's massive greatsword and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're suddenly surrounded by a kaleidoscope of white energy, stars, illusions, doppelgangers, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it transformed into Doppel the Doppelganger's German Illusion Doppelganger Angel Greatsword of German Illusion Doppelganger Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded gold gems and a doppelganger and phoenix etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged white blade, large white phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large gold gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large white phoenix heads with gold gems for eyes and large white phoenix head with gold gems for eyes and large gold gem in its mouth on the bottom of the white phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with gold gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left gold Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with white gems for eyes and large gold gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a gold kanji below the phoenix and doppelganger that said, "Doppel the Doppelganger, Legendary Voluptuous Doppelganger of German Myth, Friend of Many Monster Girls, Future Wife of James Dean Knudson, Archenemy of The Son of The Chicken from Outer Space, Expert Shapeshifter, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Illusions, Doppelgangers, Phoenixes, and Angels"
ドッペル・ザ・ドッペルゲンガー、ドイツ神話の伝説的な官能的なドッペルゲンガー、多くのモンスター娘の友人、ジェームス・ディーン・クヌッドソンの将来の妻、宇宙から来たチキンの息子の宿敵、熟練のシェイプシフター、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、保護者、擁護者、そして救世主宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の存在、宇宙への希望の大使兼灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真の女神真実、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私無欲、勇気、そして信頼、悪、狂った、殺人的、無慈悲な、そしてサディスティックなろくでなしの破壊者と殺害者、素晴らしく強力な教師の素晴らしく強力な生徒、そして幻想、ドッペルゲンガー、フェニックス、天使の達人
Doppel has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-GERMAN DOPPELGANGER-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE ILLUSION VOLUPTUOUS GERMAN DOPPELGANGER ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ILLUSION VOLUPTUOUS GERMAN DOPPELGANGER ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ILLUSION VOLUPTUOUS GERMAN DOPPELGANGER ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Doppel's Super Angel-German Doppelganger-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when I saw Doppel, I had an atomic red blush on my face, hearts in my eyes, and my nose was bleeding. But, when Vampire Margot saw it, he fell into an even darker rage and ran at her to bite her and turn her into a vampire, but Doppel fired a massive barrage of white energy, stars, illusions, doppelgangers, phoenixes, and angels which hit Vampire Margot and exploded with incredible power as they were sent flying into a tree, they got back up, but now, they were beyond pissed off.
Doppel: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Illusion Voluptuous German Doppelganger Angel and Divine Cosmic Illusion Voluptuous German Doppelganger Angel Love) Now, it's high time we got rid of you for good.
Me: You're going to be nothing more than a pile of ashes after we get through with you, you undead leech.
Nico: And we're also going to piss Slappy off even more.
Lincoln: This is going to be good.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope.
Then, I transformed into Super Angel-Wolf Moon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Hope and unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and we joined Crystal Laney and Doppel and so did the rest of us as we unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Slappy, you've gone way too far this time bringing back Margot to get revenge on us, now you get to watch as we kill another one of your minions, and we'll finish what we began long ago, you bloodsucking leech!
Lincoln, Crystal Laney, Doppel, and I went after Vampire Margot, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, pink energy, white energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Golems, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Elemental Phoenixes, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Vampire Margot and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, we attacked him with our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more with his gold-armored claws and firing energy slashes from his gold-plated claws and I left many more with my claws, and he, Crystal Laney, Doppel, and I attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving Vampire Margot insane and straight to the brink of insanity.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) This has gone on long enough.
Then I threw numerous auto injectors and they hit Vampire Margot and he screamed in pain.
Me: Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill.
I threw the last one into his head and opened up a one way portal that lead to Slappy's Hideout and pushed him into it and Slappy saw him.
Slappy: What the?! Margot what's wrong!?
He screamed as he inflated like a balloon and then…
MASSIVE MEGA KRASPLAT!
HE EXPLODED AND BLOOD AND GUTS SPLATTERED ALL OVER BOB ROTH AND SLAPPY AND THEY WERE ALL DRENCHED IN VAMPIRE BLOOD AND INNARDS!
All of us: EEEEEEWWWW!
Eli: Nasty!
Lola: Yeah!
Nico: Been a while since we fought one of those.
Me: I know.
Everyone cheered as Lincoln, Crystal Laney, Doppel, and I holstered our massive greatswords on our backs and powered down, and Crystal Laney's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, gold halo, eleven massive and long brown wolf tails, and massive brown angel wings are permanent, and Doppel's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, gold halo, eleven massive and long white wolf tails, and massive white angel wings are permanent.
Nico: Now that's what I call an awesome vampire hunting mission.
Me: You said it, and this'll serve as a prelude to November 1st.
Lincoln: Our huge mission to get after Marlow Roderick's coven who are coming back to Barrow for revenge.
Alexa Oleson: But, unlike with the vampires you all know, the vampires who attacked Barrow aren't affected by the traditional weapons that hurt them and the same goes with bullets, and the only way to kill them is to cut their heads off.
Sophia Kitka: And they are completely driven by their animalistic instinct to hunt and kill along with eating their prey.
Nico: Damn. So, the only way to kill them is to cut their heads off.
Lincoln: Exactly, that's the only way we can kill them, and we'll make sure that those vampires pay for what they did to the town back in 2007.
Alexa Oleson: So many lives were lost in their rampage and so much blood was spilled, our town had lost its innocence that very day all those years ago. We will never ever forgive them for this and we'll have our revenge on them, none of those vampires will ever set foot in Barrow ever again!
We went to Margot.
Nico: You okay, Margot?
We looked her over and we saw her starring out far.
Me: She's got the thousand mile stare. It's from killing people as a vampire.
Blade: She did a terrible thing to the hospital.
Lola: But we saved her.
Camie: Yeah. And freed her.
Xenia: Yep.
Nico: We're getting her the help she needs.
Ino: I'll help her and so will Carrie.
Nico: Great.
Lola: Now we got to get to work on the anothers.
Eli: Lets see who we have. (CONCENTRATES) Whoa! We have Another Inazuma Ginger (Decade), Octopus Ball Org, Patcheye, Roasted Alien Chicken (Courage the Cowardly Dog), Genoprocessor, Pikarime of the Shakōkidokū, Wile E. Coyote, Monster Daffy Duck, Mystery Meat, Avataroki, Queen Jellyfish and Tchang Zu.
We gasped!
Me: WHOA!
Lola: Wow!
Lana: This will be awesome.
Me: Wait the Genoprocessor is part of you guys?
Tchang Zu: It sure is.
Lola: Nice.
Maria: Who do we call in?
Me: Shayla Arashi, Sheila Shiranui, Popeye's Nephews, Malora Incredible, Gina Deoxys Gene, Patricia Pan, Jenna Jinx, Saya Squid, Bianka Bierwurst and Hannah Heaven.
Popeye: Well blow me down. So my nephews get a shot too.
Poopeye: We're ready Uncle Popeye.
Peepeye: Yeah this will be fun!
Pipeye: Yeah and we're ready to kick some butt.
Pupeye: This will be awesome.
Shayla Arashi: Yeah it sure will and since all the team is here we're already here.
Sheila Shiranui: Yep.
Malora Incredible: Yep.
Eli: I sense the anothers minus Tchang Zu are one person.
Qin: Nice.
Nico: There they are!
We saw Another Inazuma Ginger (Decade), Octopus Ball Org, Patcheye, Roasted Alien Chicken (Courage the Cowardly Dog), Genoprocessor, Pikarime of the Shakōkidokū, Wile E. Coyote, Monster Daffy Duck, Mystery Meat, Avataroki and Queen Jellyfish!
Me: WHOA!
Nico: I'm eating the Roasted Alien Chicken.
Me: Nice.
Jenna Jinx: This is gonna be fun.
ZOOOM!
KRABLAM!
A basketball flew in out of nowhere and smashed her in her face!
Qin: OUCH!
Another Patcheye: (In a girls voice) That must've hurt!
Lincoln: Brie Bespin!
They merged and she reverted back and she was a girl with yellow hair, yellow eyes and had yellow wings and clothes and an awesome cloud keyblade.
Brie Bespin: Awesome to see you again Lincoln and wow you grew into an amazing young man.
Lincoln: I get that a lot.
Nico: Care to introduce us Lincoln?
Lincoln: Sure. This is Brie Bespin, Keyblade Knight of Bespin, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's also a powerful Jedi and a powerful force of epic power. She was born and raised on the planet, Bespin, and she has intense light powers and is as strong as 500,000,000 Jedi Knights put together. She has all of their powers and uses the powers of the Light Side of the Force for Good. She is the Keyblade Knight of the planet, Bespin, and she witnessed the Jedi Knights' battles against The Sith, and she'd helped out in many of their battles against The Sith. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained me a lot about how to use the Keyblade and I'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and I became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained me a lot when it came to mastering The Light Side of The Force while Maridia Amidala trained me a lot when it came to mastering The Dark Side of The Force for Good, and over time, I became a powerful Master of The Light and Dark Side of The Force and I eventually became as strong as 900,000,000 Jedi Knights and 900,000,000 Sith Lords, and she taught me everything that she knows when it comes to using the powers of light.
Me: Awesome. And the Keyblade Knight of the planet Bespin.
Nico: Wow! Cloud City of Bespin is where we got the idea for some of our space prisons.
Brie Bespin: That's what I heard.
Me: Yep it's where I got the idea for it. Also Bespin was where Luke faced Darth Vader and he ended up getting his hand slashed off and there we heard the most shocking and iconic revelation ever known.
Brie Bespin: That Darth Vader was really Luke's father Anakin.
Me: Yep.
Nico: Sorry we have to do this.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and was separated from the Anothers.
Nico: This is gonna be good!
Nico ran fast and ate the Another Roasted Alien Chicken.
Saya Squid: Hey Duck! (GETS OUT EUSTACE'S UGLY MASK) OOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!
Another Monster Daffy Duck screamed.
Another Monster Daffy Duck: (SCREAMS IN FRIGHT!)
Then BOOOOM!
He exploded!
The group fired waves of energy and elements and blasted down the Anothers and I caught the Wonder Ride Books.
Nico: That was awesome and funny!
Eli: YEAH!
Nico: (BELCH)
Nico belched up the Wonder Ride Book.
Qin: Awesome.
Maria: (TURNS DIAL) SCOTTISH GOLF 6!
She summoned Killigan, Evil Strike Man, Universe 666 Zeltrax, Taboo Dopant, Astral Drop Irma and The Spirit of Fireball McPhan!
Nico: OH YEAH!
Me: Awesome.
Nico: Wait! Is Another Tchang Zu hostile or friendly?
Brie Bespin: Oh right. Friendly and she has a MASSIVELY powerful explosive temper.
Nico: Uh oh.
Qin: (GULPS) Oh boy.
Me: Yikes.
Nico: All we can do now is wait.
THUNDERCLAP! THUNDERCLAP! THUNDERCLAP!
Me: WOW!
We saw amazing lightning.
Me: Wow! We don't have to wait long.
Then a figure came and it was ANOTHER TCHANG ZU!
Nico: WHOA!
Me: This is gonna be good.
Another Tchang Zu: (In a girls voice) I'm ready for some explosive fun.
Me: (That voice!
She reverted back and was a girl with red hair and red eyes and had red and orange clothes and fire angel wings and she had a tiara with the symbol of the Dynamite Dopant on it and the same symbol on her skirt and she had a red crystal sword.
Me: Diana Dynamite! Wow!
Diana Dynamite: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here. Diana is the Embodiment of the Dynamite Dopant and she has a REALLY NASTY EXPLOSIVE TEMPER! She gets explosively mad easily. She doesn't take Jack shit from anyone. She kills ANYONE just by shoving dynamite down their throats and blowing them to pieces. She has the powers of dynamite and blows anything sky high.
Diana Dynamite: It's true. Anything big or small makes me mad and I just blow them up without hesitation. (GETS ANGRY) AND YOU MAKE ME FUCKING SICK!
She threw a stick of dynamite and it hit a vampire that survived and it exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
Me: WHOA! See what I mean?
Nico: WHOA! That is one nasty explosive temper. No pun intended.
Eli: YEAH!
Me: Yep.
Tchang Zu: Boy she is as mad as me when I get mad at things I don't like.
Me: Yeah.
Short Fuse: (Australian Accent) Wow! She has really nasty anger issues like I do.
Me: I know.
Diana Dynamite: You have Anger problems yourself?
Short Fuse: Yeah I sure do. It's why I got kicked out of the Wonderbolts.
Diana Dynamite: I see. I went to every Anger Management class known but nothing helped.
Me: They did everything they could on Diana but her anger is far too strong for her to control.
Nico: Yikes.
Kaito: (gets out Revice gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Zocks: (gets out Saber gear) Because we can grant it instead.
Flint: If I were to guess it's to help you get rid of your anger problem.
Kaito got a Revice sword and Zocks got a Saber sword.
Diana Dynamite: Well that was originally what he intended for me but after seeing my explosive reputation and how my anger can kill people with dynamite like that, he got a cowardly yellow stripe and sent me on my way after putting the ridewatch in me.
Sakura Knudson: Wow that explains why Swartz got so scared back then and I found him crying like a baby in the corner.
WE LAUGHED!
Sougo: (LAUGHS) That's funny.
Diana Dynamite: (LAUGHS) That is funny.
Me: Yep. You guys thought Eva had a nasty anger problem, Diana Dynamite's anger is 100 times worse than hers.
Nico: (GULPS) That is bad.
Me: Boy Swartz should have been afraid of me when I exploded in power like that when we faced him.
Lola: No kidding.
Sougo: (gets out Revice Ridewatch) I think there's one other thing you and Tchang Zu have in common.
Geiz: (Gets out Blades Ridewatch) I dare you to count the number of explosions Tchang Zu has made with his powers!
Sougo got ReviceArmor while Geiz got BladesArmor.
Tchang Zu: My powers may be that over lightning but I too have an explosive power too.
Diana Dynamite: That is awesome.
Lincoln: Lets separate you first.
Me: Then you can go Apeshit all over the Another Tchang Zu.
Diana Dynamite: Gladly.
Lincoln fired a wave of light and separated her.
Diana Dynamite: Now this (GETS ANGRY) IS WHERE MY FUCKING ANGER MAKES ME WANT TO SHIT ALL OVER THE SIDEWALK!
She fired NUMEROUS sticks of dynamite and threw them at Another Tchang Zu and then…
KRABBOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMM!
She really LET HIM HAVE IT!
KRABBOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMM!
Nico: WHOA!
Tchang Zu fired numerous blasts of lightning and they hit Another Tchang Zu and exploded!
KRABBOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMM!
Diana Dynamite: I counted 20 explosions there.
Tchang Zu: Good job.
Nico: (gets out Tchang Zu's Ridewatch) Time for more shocking action!
Laney Simmons fired a blast of lightning and blasted down Another Tchang Zu.
Laney Simmons: Lets make this electrifying!
Nico: Time to bring down the lightning! (ACTIVATES TCHANG ZU AND QUEEN JELLYFISH'S RIDEWATCHES)
Nico fired waves of lightning and blasted down Another Tchang Zu!
May: Take this one! (ACTIVATES GREM AND EDGAR THE BUG'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired energy and bugs and blasted him all over.
Maria: Time for this horror! (ACTIVATES CALEB QUINN AND ATOMIC FLOUNDER'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired a blast of energgy and blasted him down.
Noel: Time for this lightning! (ACTIVATES QUEEN JELLYFISH'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired a powerful blast of lightning and smashed him down.
Then Killer ShriKe, Lanhua, Yost Graviton, Universe 666 Mean Twilight Sparkle, Grim Reaper Unversed and Evil Tuxedo Mask came.
Nico: Nice team Killer Shrike.
Killer Shrike: Thanks Nico!
?: That is awesome!
Then a Gyro Man came.
Me: Gyro Man!
Qin: Whoa!
Gyro Man: (In a girls voice) This will be awesome and cool!
Nico: Amelia Wright Gyro! Whoa!
Amelia Wright Gyro: Yep. I got this.
She fired a blast of energy and smashed the another down and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it.
Rainbow Dash: That was AWESOME!
Nico: YEAH!
Lola: Yeah that was cool!
Amelia Wright Gyro: Yeah it was!
Me: Wait are you by any chance related to…
Amelia Wright Gyro: Yep. Orville and Wilbur Wright were my Great Great Grandfather and Great Great Uncle.
Me: Wow! Orville and Wilbur Wright were awesome and they were widely known for the invention of the first ever airplane.
Laney: Without them we wouldn't have entered the age of aviation.
Nico: Yep.
Amelia Wright Gyro: That's true. Oh and yes I'm naked.
Me: Uh oh.
I put on my blind man glasses and the boys covered their eyes.
Me: It's going to hurt a lot.
Amelia Wright Gyro: I know.
Me: Okay here goes. (SNAPS FINGERS)
I snapped my fingers and then she doubled over in pain and threw up and blew May away and Rainbow Dash caught her.
She reverted back and was a girl with green hair, green eyes and had green angel wings and had a symbol in the shape of the Wright Brothers first plane in the middle of her forehead.
Amelia Wright Gyro: (GROANS) That was painful. (Sees herself) GAH! EYES TO YOURSELVES PERVERTS!
Rarity: Don't worry darling we can fix this.
The fashion brigade gave her awesome green clothes and she had a green scarf and she had a green barrette in the shape of the kanji for fly.
Amelia Wright Gyro: Wow! I look awesome and cool.
May: At least I only got blown away!
Amelia Wright Gyro: Sorry about that May.
May: No worries.
Noel: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Amelia Wright Gyro: When me and Nico made an awesome airplane together. We made the Air Hotel Typhoon.
Me: Whoa that ginormous flying hotel shaped like a huge blimp with greenhouse, theater and even a massive international all you can eat buffet and even an awesome petting zoo?
Amelia Wright Gyro: That's right.
Shaggy: Like oh boy! That sounds like an amazing plane.
Me: It is Shaggy.
Nico: That was fun.
Nico and Amelia hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Amelia Wright Gyro: Same here.
We later went back home.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, and Footmon are heading to Gormiti, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the six girls here, but we got bad news.
Admiral Razorbeard, another of Rayman's biggest and baddest enemies, has returned, and he wants revenge on Rayman for destroying him and ending his plans to conquer The Glade of Dreams and rule it forever with an iron fist. But, when Rayman finds out that Razorbeard has made a deal with Slappy and finding out that dummy was the one who brought him back, he's going to absolutely lose it big time and also transform and he's going to destroy Razorbeard and send a very direct and threatening warning to Slappy: and it's one that'll end with Slappy throwing a nasty fit and attacking his minions once again.
Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Gormiti, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the six girls here, but we got bad news.
Rayman: And I know what that bad news is: Admiral Razorbeard, another of my biggest and baddest enemies, has returned, and he wants revenge on me for destroying him in the past and ending his plans to conquer The Glade of Dreams and rule it forever with an iron fist.
We gasped.
Nicole: That jerk, I always hated him for a long time. But, how the hell did he come back?!
Rayman: (Realizes something) There's only one person, or should I say, dummy, who could have the gall to bring him back from the dead.
Lincoln, me, and Nico: SLAPPY!
Me: (GROWLING LIKE A SAVAGE WOLF) That goddamn good-for-nothing piece of termite food!
Nico: Now, he's really starting to piss me off, the sooner we take care of the other Goosebumps Monsters and Slappy's cohorts, the sooner we can get to ripping Slappy limb from limb and I'm so looking forward to throwing him into a pit of termites!
Rayman: Hey, do I have to use Eli's Nanny Goat Discipline on you two savage wolves?!
Rayman summoned spectral versions of his hands and were about to grab me and Nico by the collars of our shirts and give us Eli's Nanny Goat Discipline. Our eyes were about to pop out of our heads as soon as we saw the spectral versions of Rayman's hands.
Me: Uh..., no, we're cool.
Nico: Yeah..., we're good.
Rayman: (Smirks) Good.
The spectral versions of Rayman's hands disappeared.
Me: Oh man, that was a close one.
Nico: You said it.
Suddenly, we saw Rayman's smirk slowly turn into a vicious scowl, and his purple eyes turn red with rage, and then...,
TRAIN WHISTLE!
WE SAW STEAM WHISTLING OUT OF HIS HEAD!
Me and Nico: UH OH!
Rayman: (ENRAGED SCREAM) SLAPPY, I'M GONNA RIP YOU LIMB FROM LIMB AND THROW YOU INTO A WOODCHIPPER, SET YOUR ASHES ON FIRE, AND DANCE ON YOUR ASHES! YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR DIRTY STUNTS LIKE THAT?! NO WAY AM I GOING TO LET YOU, YOU HEAR ME, YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHING, GARBAGE EATING, PILE OF WOOD SHAVINGS! YOU PSYCHOPATHIC MONSTROUS PIECE OF TERMITE FOOD!
We gasped.
Lightning Dust: Oh no, not again!
Juniper Lee: Yep, he's really lost it again.
Suddenly, we saw four girls head our way: the first is a beautiful and super sexy girl with long red hair, red eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, massive red angel wings, she has on a necklace with red gem pendant, and she was dressed in a red short-sleeved shirt, red skirt, red knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, lights, music notes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Optimus Primal, and holstered on her back is a massive greatsword.
The second is a beautiful and super sexy girl with long blue hair, blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, massive blue angel wings, she has on a necklace with blue gem pendant, and she was dressed in a red short-sleeved shirt, blue skirt, blue knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, lights, music notes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Cheetor, and holstered on her back is a massive greatsword.
The third is a beautiful and super sexy girl with long green hair, green eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, massive green angel wings, she has on a necklace with green gem pendant, and she was dressed in a green short-sleeved shirt, green skirt, green knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, lights, music notes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Airazor, and holstered on her back is a massive greatsword.
And the fourth is a beautiful and super sexy girl with long purple hair, purple eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, massive purple angel wings, she has on a necklace with red gem pendant, and she was dressed in a purple short-sleeved shirt, purple skirt, purple knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, lights, music notes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Rhinox, and holstered on her back is a massive greatsword, and with them are the six girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Angelina Angelsong, Gene-Slammer of Optimus Primal, Bella Angelsong, Gene-Slammer of Airazor, Celeste Angelsong, Gene-Slammer of Cheetor, and Dalia Angelsong, Gene-Slammer of Rhinox.
Angelina Angelsong: (British Accent) That's right.
Bella Angelsong: (British Accent) And we got the girls away from Captain Razorbeard.
Celeste Angelsong: (British Accent) And even worse, we saw that stupid dummy, Slappy, with him.
Dalia Angelsong: (British Accent) And we saw that he was the one who brought him back from the dead, that good-for-nothing piece of termite food.
?: RAYMAN! YOU WILL PAY FOR RUINING MY PLANS TO TAKE OVER THE GLADE OF DREAMS!
We then saw our target, Captain Razorbeard, and he was out for blood and he has his minions with him.
Rayman: (Thinking to himself) You've always made every last one of our lives miserable and all for your desire to take over The Glade of Dreams, you've caused us enough trouble to last an eternity, that ends here and now! (Out loud) No more.
Suddenly, something within Rayman's mind had brutally snapped as the memories of what Captain Razorbeard did in his plans to take over The Glade of Dreams echoed and rushed through his head, and then, his purple eyes turned neon purple and he was surrounded by a purple and red energy aura with stars, light, darkness, magic, Lums, dragons, fairies, phoenixes, and angels, he unholstered his massive Rayman's Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice from his back, and as he angrily approached Captain Razorbeard, he left purple and red energy, stars, light, darkness, magic, Lums, dragons, fairies, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Rayman: You absolutely never cease to make me sick to absolutely no end, Razorbeard, for far too long, you and your men have plagued The Glade of Dreams, you captured me and my friends and tried to take over The Glade of Dreams. You've always been nothing more than a psychopathic evil monster whom we will always despise, but what makes you the worthless heartless monster you are is you're sociopathic, apathetic, ruthless, greedy, egotistical, callous, cruel, sadistic, psychotic, and powerhungry. (SUDDENLY STARTING TO GET MAJOR-LEAGUE PISSED OFF AS HIS PURPLE AND RED ENERGY AURA FLARES UP EXTREMELY AND HIS MUSCLES BULGE) I thought we were finally rid of you for good after I destroyed you, but Slappy just had to mess that up by bringing you back, and now, to find out that you and your men are now causing havoc in Gormiti..., THAT IS THE LAST STRAW, I HAVE ABSOLUTELY HAD IT UP TO HEAR WITH YOU! FOR FAR TOO LONG, YOU'VE CAUSED ENOUGH TROUBLE FOR US, THE GLADE OF DREAMS, AND TO THE ENTIRE WORLD, I REFUSE TO LET YOU RUN WILD ONCE MORE! CAPTAIN RAZORBEARD, YOU JUST EARNED YOURSELF THE FULL EXTENT OF MY WRATH! PREPARE YOURSELF, THE LEGENDARY HERO AND DEFENDER OF THE GLADE OF DREAMS IS COMING TO END YOU ONCE AGAIN, AND NOT EVEN YOUR BENEFACTOR, SLAPPY, IS GOING TO SAVE YOU FROM MY WRATH NOW THAT HE'S LEFT YOU FOR DEAD!
We suddenly gasped at the sudden extent of Rayman's rage: Captain Razorbeard has shot himself in the foot, and now, he's about to face the full fury of The Legendary Hero and Defender of The Glade of Dreams.
Me: OH MAN!
Nico: (Gulps) That now makes it three times he's exploded with rage.
Lincoln: It was against two of June's enemies, and now, it's against the monster who tried to take over The Glade of Dreams. EVERYONE, HIT THE DECK AND RUN FOR COVER! RAYMAN IS GOING TO EXPLODE AND IT'S ABOUT TO GET UGLY!
Everyone outside heard Lincoln's yell and ran to any nearby buildings to hide, as Rayman screamed like an absolute madman to the infinite power and he was surrounded by a massive vortex of purple and red energy with stars, light, darkness, and magic surrounding the vortex, there are Lums, dragons, fairies, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a white phoenix with red eyes glaring at Captain Razorbeard: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Rayman emerged, but he was changed forever.
Rayman grew from 7'9" to 8'3" in height, his massive and powerful muscles grew much bigger and he still retained his eight-pack abs, he has large gold metal bands on his massive biceps and thighs and he now has eleven large purple orbs orbiting around his legs, he has purple and red highlights in the bangs of the two fronds of his strawberry-blonde hair which grew to reach down to the bottom of his neck and he has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, he has neon purple eyes and a purple and red energy aura with stars, light, darkness, magic, Lums, dragons, fairies, phoenixes, and angels surrounding him, he has a Lum in the hands of a night dragon emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with purple iris, he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with red and purple gems on the gold crescent moon links and red and purple crystal links and a purple dragon-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of the Element of Harmony is a Fairy with red and purple gems for eyes and holding a Lum and the Light, Dream, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the pendant on his neck. Rayman has on a purple short-sleeved shirt with mysterious white ring on it and the phoenix with the symbol of The Celtic Dream Crusaders above it, white gloves, long purple pants, black knee-high boots with dragons for the shoe buckles, and long long-sleeved white trenchcoat with stars, light, darkness, magic, Lums, dragons, fairies, phoenixes, and angels on the white coattails and on the back is a fairy and dragon with Lums surrounding them along with the symbol of The Celtic Dream Crusaders above their heads. Suddenly, Rayman felt a very sharp pain on his wider and more muscular back, and then, his massive strawberry-blonde angel wings with purple and red tips on the large strawberry-blonde feathers grew much larger for his new body. Rayman has on a Ring of The Phoenix with large purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in the gem on his right ring finger and his Blue Lantern Corps ring on his left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in his left hand covered by his left white glove and wedding ring on his left pinkie finger.
Suddenly, Rayman's massive Rayman's Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and all of the greatswords and swords he'd gotten began merging together and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of purple and red energy, stars, light, darkness, magic, Lums, dragons, fairies, phoenixes, and angels and when it emerged, it's transformed into Rayman's Eternal Night Dream Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded red gems and the Greek God of Dreams, Morpheus and a Celtic Triquetra etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged purple blade, large purple dragon heads with red gems for eyes for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large purple gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large purple dragon heads with red gems for eyes and purple gems in their mouths and on the bottom of the four large dragon heads is a large purple dragon with red gems for eyes and red gem in its mouth for the pommel, he has on his brand-new large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Champions of The Universe with red gems on his wrists in the long sleeves of his long-sleeved white trenchcoat and Dragon Ball Bracelet on his left gold Bracer, his new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold dragon head with purple gems for eyes and a large red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace Equestrian Peace, his Spellbook of Eternal Dreams, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on his right hip and his Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his left hip. There's a red kanji below the fairy that said, "Rayman, Legendary Hero and Guardian of The Glade of Dreams, Best Friend of Globox and Many, Defender of Betilla the Fairy and The Fairy Council, Member of The Celtic Dream Crusaders, Emissary and Champion of Morpheus, Owner and Wielder of The Spellbook of Eternal Dreams, Loving Husband of Juniper Lee, Loving Son-In-Law to The Lee Family of Orchid Bay, Destroyer of Mr. Dark and The Nightmare Creatures, Slayer and Destroyer of The Evil Ancient Witch Auntie Roon, Archenemy of Red Herring, Defender of Peaceful Dreams and The Night, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Light, Darkness, Lums, Fairies, Moonlight, Dragons, Celtic Dreams, Phoenixes, and Angels"
レイマン、伝説の英雄であり夢の空き地の守護者、グローボックスと多くの親友、妖精ベティラと妖精評議会の擁護者、ケルトの夢十字軍のメンバー、モーフィアスの使者でありチャンピオン、永遠の魔法書の所有者であり使い手夢、ジュニパー・リーの愛する夫、オーキッド・ベイのリー家の愛する義理の息子、ミスター・ダークと悪夢の生き物の破壊者、邪悪な古代の魔女のスレイヤー兼破壊者、ルーンおばさん、レッド・ニシンの大敵、の擁護者平和な夢と夜、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情と要素の力のマスター、怒りのマスター天界のゼルナガ、黒門のマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者、悪を滅ぼす者、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして光、闇、ラム、妖精、月光、ドラゴン、ケルトの夢、フェニックス、天使のマスター
Rayman has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-FAIRY-DRAGON-LUM-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA ETERNAL CELTIC LIGHT DARKNESS CELTIC DREAM GLADE DREAM ETERNAL NIGHT FAIRY DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC CELTIC CELTIC LIGHT DARKNESS CELTIC DREAM GLADE DREAM ETERNAL NIGHT FAIRY DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC CELTIC LIGHT DARKNESS CELTIC DREAM GLADE DREAM ETERNAL NIGHT FAIRY DRAGON PHOENIX ANGEL HOPE!
We were really really amazed by Rayman's Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when Juniper Lee saw him, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding, but when Captain Razorbeard saw it, he went absolutely berserk and ordered his men to destroy Rayman, but Rayman fired a massive barrage of purple and red energy, stars, light, darkness, magic, Lums, dragons, fairies, phoenixes, and angels which wasted his men completely, and this pissed off that mad metal pirate.
Rayman: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Celtic Dream Glade Eternal Night Light Darkness Fairy Night Dragon Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Celtic Dream Glade Eternal Night Light Darkness Fairy Night Dragon Phoenix Angel Hope) You've had this coming for a very long time, Razorbeard, and not a single person is going to say anything kind at your funeral.
Rayman went after Captain Razorbeard and he fired extremely powerful blasts of purple and red energy, stars, light, darkness, magic, Lums, dragons, fairies, phoenixes, and angels at Captain Razorbeard, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, and he also attacked him with his new massive greatsword leaving scars on him, and he even disarmed him of his sword. Then, he summoned spectral versions of his hands and they pummeled him with punches, and it was brutal.
Nico: Whoa, Rayman is tearing that tin can apart!
Sylvester: We should also join in at once and help.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: Yeah, we can't let Rayman have all the fun, let's tear that tin can to pieces.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Demonic Bloodstained Stellar Eternal Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel of Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Justice and Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Compassion and he unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demon Knight Sparda Demonic Fang Demon Hound Greatsword of Demon Hound Darkness Justice from his back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade of Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Ed, Lightning Dust's team, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Morpheus Celtic Dream Eternal Night Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Fairy Dragon Night Angel of Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Justice and Divine Celtic Moon Light Fairy Night Dragon Darkness Celtic Dream Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Captain Razorbeard, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Rayman fired a spectral version of his right fist charged with Black Gate Energy, and the fist hits Captain Razorbeard and exploded with incredible power and Captain Razorbeard was destroyed and he was sent to The Black Gates forever. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down, and Rayman's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, gold halo, Third Eye, and massive strawberry-blonde angel wings are permanent.
Rayman: We've taken care of Razorbeard, but I hadn't issued my warning to Slappy.
Me: I think you already issued your warning to Slappy when you freaked out and went ballistic.
Nico: Yeah, it was so loud, it hit Slappy's eardrums.
Lincoln: So, he already got your warning, and we got rid of another major threat from The Glade of Dreams forever. (To The Angelsong Sisters) And it's so good to see you, Bella, Celeste, and Dalia again, Angelina.
Angelina Angelsong: (British Accent) You too, Lincoln.
Bella Angelsong, Celeste Angelsong, and Dalia Angelsong: (British Accent) It's been seven years since we last met.
Angelina Angelsong: (British Accent) And it's so good to see you again as well, Elena.
Elena (Grandia 2): You too, Angelina.
Lincoln went up to The Angelsong Sisters and he hugged them, and The Angelsong Sisters are very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since they last saw him, and they also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and they had an atomic red blush on their faces, and the atomic red blush on their faces soon became even deeper when they saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you three since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Angelina Angelsong: (British Accent): Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories and gold halo behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness.
Bella Angelsong: (British Accent): You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.
Celeste Angelsong: (British Accent): You said it, plus, we've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know them?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D.
Selene Emperyous: And so do we, these girls are Angelina Angelsong, Gene-Slammer of Optimus Primal, Bella Angelsong, Gene-Slammer of Airazor, Celeste Angelsong, Gene-Slammer of Cheetor, and Dalia Angelsong, Gene-Slammer of Rhinox, these four sisters are Lincoln's Guardian Angels from England and classmates in Music, and they're also the most beautiful singers as well as capable of hypnotically control other people's minds via their singing voices. This very power they have was how they got Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, and Lisa grounded many times over, and it was also how Chandler and his goons, Pablo and Anderson, and even Hawk and Hank wound up in trouble. Angelina has red hair, Bella has green hair, Celeste has blue hair and Dalia has purple hair. As a result of the date between Lincoln and Elena, Lincoln also made a promise, that when he comes of age, he will marry Elena and her sisters along with the other members of his harem, and they hate the jerks with a blazing passion.
Nico: Whoa.
Michelle Emperyous: The Angelsong Sisters are not only beautiful songstresses well known for their angelic singing voices, but they're also the sisters of Elena from Grandia 2 as well. They also found out that, at one point, The Red Ribbon Army, and by extension, Dr. Gero, once worked with Team Rocket by gathering the DNA of Cybertronians, even the Thirteen Primes themselves, they also stole DNA from other races like Elves, Dwarves, Vampires, Werewolves, and Hobbits. The Angelsong Sisters were among those to be Gene-Slammed into the Maximals. They, Lincoln, and Elena would love to sing in choirs especially during holidays, Valentine's Day in particular. The Angelsong Sisters took Lincoln and Elena to an Italian restaurant where Lincoln and Elena kissed each other on the lips. it took place long before Ronnie Anne came along.
We gasped.
Nico: Just as we heard yesterday.
Me: You know, it was bad enough Team Rocket also had the assistance of that genocidal fucked-up mad scientist lunatic, Kurata, and Dr. Regal, but now, we find out that The Red Ribbon Army, and to a greater extension, that fucked-up madman mad scientist, Dr. Gero, was also part of Team Rocket's Gene-Slammer Project as well?!
Lincoln: I was shocked myself. But, we stopped their DNA Harvesting and drove The Red Ribbon Army and Dr. Gero away, but they swore revenge on us for ruining their plans.
Angelina Angelsong: (British Accent) We swore that if any of The Red Ribbon Army dare to come after us, we would strike back with a vengeance.
Android 17: There's no need to worry though, Dr. Gero was given The Black Gates.
Android 18: Along with those in The Red Ribbon Army.
Android 16: Except for a few who have joined The Masters of Evil.
Celeste Angelsong: (British Accent) Now, that we can tolerate.
Lincoln: Vypra's keeping an eye on those who'd joined The Masters of Evil, so they wouldn't try any sort of double-cross, and now that you four are here.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Angelina Angelsong in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Then, Lincoln went up to and hugged Bella Angelsong in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Then, Lincoln went up to and hugged Celeste Angelsong in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Finally, Lincoln went up to and hugged Dalia Angelsong in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Angelica Angelsong: (British Accent) Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Angelica, Bella, Celeste, and Dalia Angelsong's necks with red, blue, green, and purple gems on the gold lightning bolts and red, blue, green, and purple crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with four white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Celeste Angelsong: (British Accent) (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Angelica, Bella, Celeste, and Dalia Angelsong.
Angelica, Bella, Celeste, and Dalia Angelsong had a smile on their faces and tears in their eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around them and he leaned down to each of their faces and kissed them on the lips and they also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the six girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The six girls are Lily, Maha, and Shet from Shachiku Succubus no Hanashi, Dina and Surua from Seduction of Succubus, and Aru from Absolutely Fizzling! Succubus.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Lily, Maha, and Shet from Shachiku Succubus no Hanashi, Dina and Surua from Seduction of Succubus, and Aru from Absolutely Fizzling! Succubus.
Ed Cowart: Uh oh, looks like you've rescued six more voluptuous Succubi.
Lincoln: Ed, you better watch it or I'm telling Nicole. Are you girls okay?
Maha: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Lily and the other five Succubi girls saw who it was that saved them from Captain Razorbeard, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white choker collar with gold accents and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura around him.
Lily: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made five clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Lily: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Lily, Maha, Shet, Dina, Surua, and Aru with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to the World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team was shocked to find out the villain we went after was Admiral Razorbeard, another of Rayman's biggest and baddest enemies, who had returned for revenge on Rayman for destroying him and ending his plans to conquer The Glade of Dreams and rule it forever with an iron fist.
But, when Lincoln showed what happened with Rayman transforming and what we all did in violently thrashing him all over the place, and then, Rayman sending a spectral version of his right fist that exploded as it punched him and sending Razorbeard to The Black Gates forever, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him all over the place. Lincoln, Angelica, Bella, Celeste, and Dalia Angelsong have a lot of catching up to do now that they're back in town.
Maria: Whoa, so Rayman transformed and he thrashed that pile of scrap metal who was also brought back by that dummy, Slappy?! He's really reaching more all-time lows already!
Lincoln: He sure is.
Nico: We were almost close to losing it, that was until Rayman summoned spectral versions of his hands that were about to grab us and use Eli's Nanny Goat Discipline move on us.
Me: Thank goodness we cooled down, otherwise, those floating spectral fists were going to clobber us.
Eli: And they seriously pack a punch, no pun intended.
After destroying Captain Razorbeard and saving the Isle of Gormiti, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when The Angelsong Sisters saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Angelica Angelsong: (British Accent) My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever.
Bella Angelsong: (British Accent) He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of.
Celeste Angelsong: (British Accent) If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Dalia Angelsong: (British Accent) That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Angelica Angelsong: (British Accent) I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Nico: Yep. So, girls, what memories did you have with Lincoln?
Angelica Angelsong: (British Accent) We do have one video that involved an incident with Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Chandler and his goons, Pablo and Anderson, and Hawk and Hank trying to attack us.
Angelica Angelsong played a video on the screen, and it showed Lincoln and The Angelsong Sisters at choir class at school. But, their day was about to be rudely interrupted.
MONSTROUSLY LOUD BELCH!
Past Angelica Angelsong: (British Accent) What the heck?! (Sniffs) UGH! And why does it smell like B.O., sweaty feet, smelly gym socks, raw sewage, and too much perfume?!
Past Lincoln: Ugh, not this again!
Then, the doors burst open, and they saw Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Chandler and his goons, Pablo and Anderson, and Hawk and Hank, and they were out for blood. But, then, The Angelsong Sisters sang a sweet melody that hypnotized Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Chandler and his goons, Pablo and Anderson, and Hawk and Hank and put them under their spell and they confessed to the entire school they were planning on killing Lincoln, The Angelsong Sisters, and everyone here before going on a rampage and turn the entire world into a graveyard. Lincoln tied them up in red energy ropes before the spell on them was broken, and they were handed over to the Loud Parents and Sisters and the cops as the video ended.
Nico: Whoa, now that's some powerful singing, and unlike with The Sirens, your song hypnotizes only Lincoln's enemies and his mean sisters.
Angelica Angelsong: (British Accent) That's right, and once under our spell, we get them to confess their crimes.
Lincoln: And it always ends with them getting in huge trouble with our parents and sisters and the cops.
Me: You have no idea how many criminals they've brought down because of their song.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Universe 666 Agria, Universe 666 Aurora, Universe 666 Emeraude, Universe 666 Fortuna, Teresa Linares, Thitose Cxarma, Universe 666 Symonne, Simulator Talia al Ghul, Simulator Kalawarna, and Simulator Rose are heading to Emerald Coast.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Universe 666 Agria, Universe 666 Aurora, Universe 666 Emeraude, Universe 666 Fortuna, Teresa Linares, Thitose Cxarma, Universe 666 Symonne, Simulator Talia al Ghul, Simulator Kalawarna, and Simulator Rose are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Universe 666 Agria, Universe 666 Aurora, Universe 666 Emeraude, Universe 666 Fortuna, Teresa Linares, Thitose Cxarma, Universe 666 Symonne, Simulator Talia al Ghul, Simulator Kalawarna, and Simulator Rose all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Teresa Linares: Wow, so, this is Emerald Coast, it sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Teresa, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Universe 666 Agria, Universe 666 Aurora, Universe 666 Emeraude, Universe 666 Fortuna, Teresa Linares, Thitose Cxarma, Universe 666 Symonne, Simulator Talia al Ghul, Simulator Kalawarna, and Simulator Rose dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball match, and Universe 666 Agria, Universe 666 Aurora, Universe 666 Emeraude, Universe 666 Fortuna, Teresa Linares, Thitose Cxarma, Universe 666 Symonne, Simulator Talia al Ghul, Simulator Kalawarna, and Simulator Rose got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails. But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he sucked out all of their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Universe 666 Agria, Universe 666 Aurora, Universe 666 Emeraude, Universe 666 Fortuna, Teresa Linares, Thitose Cxarma, Universe 666 Symonne, Simulator Talia al Ghul, Simulator Kalawarna, and Simulator Rose and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Universe 666 Agria, Universe 666 Aurora, Universe 666 Emeraude, Universe 666 Fortuna, Teresa Linares, Thitose Cxarma, Universe 666 Symonne, Simulator Talia al Ghul, Simulator Kalawarna, and Simulator Rose placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Emerald Coast, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!
Suddenly, ten Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Universe 666 Agria, Universe 666 Aurora, Universe 666 Emeraude, Universe 666 Fortuna, Teresa Linares, Thitose Cxarma, Universe 666 Symonne, Simulator Talia al Ghul, Simulator Kalawarna, and Simulator Rose with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Universe Universe 666 Agria, Universe 666 Aurora, Universe 666 Emeraude, Universe 666 Fortuna, Teresa Linares, Thitose Cxarma, Universe 666 Symonne, Simulator Talia al Ghul, Simulator Kalawarna, and Simulator Rose are in your harem.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Universe 666 Agria, Universe 666 Aurora, Universe 666 Emeraude, Universe 666 Fortuna, Teresa Linares, Thitose Cxarma, Universe 666 Symonne, Simulator Talia al Ghul, Simulator Kalawarna, and Simulator Rose, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of milk appeared over the funnel.
Me: (GASPS) CARTONS OF MILK?!
Luna: DUDE, YOU WOULDN'T DARE, YOU KNOW FLIP'S LACTOSE INTOLERANT!
Then, the cartons of milk were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!
Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three-cheeked butt like crazy!
Flip stopped farting like crazy.
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you disgusting three butt-cheeked mutant!
Nico: Damn, now that was wild!
Me: We knew Flip was lactose intolerant, and all the better for us to use it for some humiliations as well.
Later it was time for another awesome Super Mario Galaxy 2 adventure.
Nico: We're going back to Puzzle Plank Galaxy. To visit an... old friend.
Nicole: Bugaboom right?
Nico: Yep.
Qin: Wow!
Emma Goodall: Me, Gia and Lillith will go with you guys.
Nico: Awesome.
Eli: Awesome.
They went into the simulator and then it activated and they were back at Puzzle Plank Galaxy.
Nico: Any tips, Nicole?
Nicole: (On the radio) Well you faced him before so you pretty much know how to beat him. Do what you did before in the first game.
Nico: Okay.
Lilith: This will be fun.
Emma: Lets do it guys!
Emma, Gia and Lillith: GO GO MEGAFORCE!
They transformed!
Emma: FLAMES OF THE PHOENIX! MEGAFORCE PINK!
Gia: CLAW OF THE TIGER! MEGAFORCE YELLOW!
Lillith: SONG OF THE SIREN! MEGAFORCE GREEN!
Nico: Oh yeah!
?: Let me help too!
A girl flew in and she had purple hair, purple eyes, purple clothes, red angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of the Megaforce Rangers on and the same symbol on her skirt and she and she had an Ultra Megaforce Staff in her hands.
Erika Goseiger: Erika Goseiger, Embodiment of the Megaforce Rangers.
Nico: Wow! Awesome to meet you Erika.
Emma Goodall: Awesome to meet the Megaforce Embodiment.
Erika Goseiger: Same here Emma and you as well Gia. And I don't believe I met the Megaforce Green yet.
Lilith: Oh sorry. My name is Lilith Clawthorne and I'm the new Megaforce Green. America doesn't have Megaforce Green except for Japan and I'm the new Megaforce Green to honor his memory.
Erika Goseiger: Oh yeah! The Japanese version of him sacrificed himself. That makes sense. Awesome to have you part of the team.
Lilith: Thanks.
Emma: We'll talk later.
Erika Goseiger: Sure thing.
Nico: Lets go.
They were off and they got to the planet and they saw BUGABOOM!
Nico: Awesome.
Emma: Ugly bug.
Gia: No kidding.
Nico: Hey, buddy! Remember me?
HE ROARED!
Me: I think he does remember you!
Nico: Yep.
Emma: This will be good!
Nico: (gets out Tchang Zu and Zzzax's Ridewatches) This is off to a shocking start!
Nico activated them and fired waves of lightning and they hit the Bugaboom and electrocuted him and then Nico smashed him on his back.
Emma: YEAH! Lets do it together!
Emma, Gia and Lilith jumped and bashed him on his back!
Nico: OH YEAH!
He roared in fury!
Nico: WHOA!
Me: Now he's REALLY MAD!
Erika Goseiger: Now time for this power! (ECHOING) ULTRA RANGER POWER OF THE UNIVERSE!
She fired a blast of energy from her staff and it hit Bugaboom and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Nico: YEAH!
The star came and they went and got it!
YOU GOT A STAR!
Nico: YEAH!
Erika Goseiger: Now that is what I call an awesome Mega Win!
Emma: You said it!
Gia: Yeah!
They all high five!
Emma: Tell us more about yourself.
Erika Goseiger: Well I am a mage and I use magic. I do awesome magic shows at birthday parties and more.
Nico: You and Luan and Eddy would get along great.
Erika Goseiger: I sure will. And on the next adventure you guys will love my sister Eileen Gokaiger. She is the Embodiment of the Super Megaforce Team and she has 47+ Years of Rangers in her.
Nico: Cool!
Emma: We'll have to have all the Super Megaforce Team on that.
Nico: Yep. Would you like to join the team?
Erika Goseiger: I would be honored.
They later left the simulator and we cheered wildly.
Later the mascots were about to sneak out again. And they were dressed in their warmest winter clothes.
Poromon: Everyone's asleep again.
Poliwag: This will be fun.
Manaphy: Yeah. Lets head to the North Pole.
They were off to the North Pole. Little did they know that I was watching TV and I heard them talking.
Me: (In my head) So they are off to the North Pole. I wonder how come. I better go check.
I got on my warm winter clothes and left a note for Nico and the team and I followed them.
The Mascots landed in the North Pole.
Poromon: BRRR! It's cold!
Poliwag: I know!
Me: Hey guys.
Manaphy: J.D.!? What are you doing here?
Me: I heard you guys going to North Pole and decided to accompany you. What are you guys trying to do up here?
Poromon: We're trying to find something that was thought to be lost here.
Me: Really? What do you think it is?
Poromon: No idea.
Nico and everyone got up.
Nico: Ahh! Needed a good nap.
Courage: Guys, where are the mascots?
May: No idea.
Nico: Oh great they snuck out again. (Sees something) Huh?
Nico went over and saw my note and read it.
Nico: (Reading) "Nico the mascots are sneaking out again so I decided to follow them. They are heading to the North Pole. Signed J.D." Oh man!
May: The North Pole!? They will freeze!
Camie: We got to get them!
Nico: Well at least J.D. is with them. But we got to get them!
They went and donned their warmest winter clothes and were off to the North Pole.
At the North Pole we were searching.
Poliwag: C'mon! Where is it!?
Me: It has to…
Then the ground started cracking.
Me: Uh oh.
Then the ice fell and I flew above a hole.
Me: Whoa this leads somewhere.
I went down and it was a deep cave.
Me: Wow.
Poromon: What is it?
Me: A cave of some… (Sees something) WOW!
They came down and we saw a HUGE CRYSTAL PALACE MADE OF TANZANITE CRYSTAL!
Manaphy: OH WOW!
Me: I never have seen anything like it! It's a palace of Tanzanite Crystal!
Horsea: That is beautiful!
We went into the palace and it was an absolutely breathtaking sight to behold.
Me: Wow! This is amazing. I can't believe that this is here.
Horsea: Boy it sure is amazing.
Poromon: Wow! I can't believe that this is here under the North Pole.
Nico and the team arrived.
Kalolo: Alright, where are they?!
Eli: I sense them down there in that cave.
Nico: Lets go.
They flew down and then they too saw the palace.
Nico: (GASPS)
Nicole: (GASP) OH Wow!
Eli: Wow! That is a beautiful palace!
Nicole: (GASP) I can't believe it! I thought it was just a myth! That's the Castle of Tanzann!
Nico: Wow! I didn't know this was here!
May: It's beautiful!
Nicole: This castle is said to be home to the Staff of Tanzann. A powerful staff that has the power to grow Tanzanite Crystal Clusters from any kind of rock anywhere.
Nico: Wow!
Then they heard our voices.
Nico: Lets go.
They went in and saw us.
Nico: There you guys are.
Me: About time you guys came.
Nico: This is amazing guys!
Nicole: You guys found a legendary place that I never thought existed. This is the castle of Tanzann and it's said to be home to the Staff of Tanzann, it has the power to create amazing Tanzanite Clusters from any kind of rock anywhere.
Me: WHOA! I've never heard of something like that. That is amazing.
Poromon: Boy me neither. That is cool!
Nicole: It sure is. And it's been buried under the North Pole.
Lola: Yeah.
Me: How old is a castle like this?
Nicole: From the looks of things I would say that it was here ever since the end of the Great Ice Age.
Laney: That was back 15,000 years ago I think.
Lola: Yeah.
Nicole: Yep.
Poromon: And we found it for the first time since.
Nicole: You sure did. You managed to find one of my top 10 Impossible Treasures.
Nico: That is amazing.
Thunderblast: You know you could've froze to death, right?!
Poromon: I know. But we didn't thanks to J.D.
Me: Yeah I was with them.
Nico: And you did good being with them and we're proud of you for that.
Me: Thanks.
Freeway: Did you make snowmen?
Nicole: I think they made something better. One of the most amazing finds ever.
Nico: Yep.
Megan Megalith: I think I'll get the staff.
Nico: Okay.
Nicole: There it is there.
We saw on an alter and the staff was made of pure Tanzanite Crystal and it had a glowing blue jewel in it.
Nico: Wow! It's magnificent.
Megan Megalith: Here goes.
Megan went over to it. She then put her hand on it and then pulled it out and it glowed and then she underwent an amazing transformation!
(ESCAFLOWNE FOX KIDS INTRO EXTENDED VERSION PLAYS)
She got crystal armbands and even a barrette with the symbol of the Megalith Duel Monsters symbol on it and she got armbands and legbands of crystal.
Nico: WHOA!
Me: Wow! Megan how do you feel?
Megan Megalith: I feel amazing.
Nico: Yeah.
But then it glowed and a massive wave of energy spread all over the planet and then MASSIVE Clusters of Tanzanite crystal grew all over the planet and it was amazing!
Shocker: Nico, who gets to shine next?
Nico: Piper, Lily Loud, Pepperdance, Nuova Shenron, Kopaka, and Flurry Heart.
Me: Awesome!
Nuova Shenron: It will be an awesome honor.
Lily Loud: I'm so looking forward to this.
Pepperdance: (Cajun Accent) Ooowee! This is gonna be fun.
Me: Lets get home first.
Nicole: Good idea.
We went back home.
We arrived back home.
Me: Whew. Glad that's done.
Poromon: But that was a cool treasure hunt.
Lola: It sure was.
Nicole: Boy I'll say.
Laney: That was cool.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it was none other than the zombies from Welcome to Dead House, and they've come back for revenge. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh dear God!
Lincoln sounded the alarm and we rushed in.
Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, the next Goosebumps Monster is none other than the zombies from Welcome to Dead House, and they've come back for revenge.
We gasped.
Me: OH NO!
Nico: The zombies from Welcome to Dead House, I knew it was going to be them, I just knew it.
Me: Same here.
Lincoln: Those zombies were the result of an accident that occurred in Dark Falls decades ago, and they have to survive on human blood by luring families to the house in Dead Falls, and they can only be destroyed by halogen light or sunlight in this case.
Lisa Loud: I've already made halogen light weapons for this occasion.
Lisa Loud presented us with halogen light weapons.
Nico: Awesome. Alright, gang, let's head down to help Amanda and Josh Benson along with their family and get rid of the zombies.
Lincoln: Right.
I went and got the book for Welcome to Dead House.
Me: This was an explosive one.
Nico: We fought those before we first fought the Anti Fairies.
Me: Boy that was before the Great War with The Anti-Fairies on Friday, September 13th.
Nico: Yeah.
Jenna Jinx: Wow! On Friday the 13th.
Me: Yep. The very day they cherish for bad luck and everything turned out to be their last day alive.
Qin: And Speaking of the Great War, the Anniversary of the Great War with The Royal Defenders is coming up.
Nico: Wow! In a few days.
Camie: Yeah.
Varie: Yep.
Nico: But we'll worry about that later. Lets get ready for an explosive battle
Maria: Let's rescue Amanda's family first. Then, we kill the zombies.
Me: Good idea. But we'll have to kill a bunch of zombies along the way.
Nico: Yeah no way getting around that.
Lola: Yep.
The previous group came.
Chalmers: Can me, Springfield Mafia, Cantwell, Wiggum, Vreedle Brothers, Cargill, Krusty, Kalin, Private HIVE, and Control Freak go with you guys?
Louie: This is gonna be an explosive one, isn't it?
Nico: Yes it sure is going to be explosive. And yes you all can come with us.
Me: The Zombies of Welcome to Dead House are back.
Qin: Yep.
Louie: Oh man!
Nico: Yeah.
Cantwell: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Legs: I actually think these are very interesting.
Nico: Glad you think so. And the next one will be Napalm Man.
Qin: Cool! Or hot rather.
Lola: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than General Rilldo, Machine Mutant and Commander of The Machine Mutants and Planet M-2 created by Dr. Myuu, and he's come back for revenge against Goku, Trunks, and Pan. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh no.
Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and none of us are going to like it one bit: the person we just saw and the dark energy signal we sensed belongs to General Rilldo, Machine Mutant and Commander of The Machine Mutants and Planet M-2 created by Dr. Myuu, and he's come back for revenge against Master Goku, Trunks, and Pan.
We gasped.
Pan: That machine mutant, can't he learn to stay dead?!
Me: Unfortunately not, and we're still not close to figuring out who it was that opened that portal and resurrected The Z-Fighters' old enemies all those years ago.
Poromon: Why don't we ask him! (Points to Sebastian)
Manaphy: Hey, yeah, there's only one person who's had a nasty grudge against The Z-Fighters from years back along with a nasty grudge against our friends from Acme Acres.
Poliwag: We know it was you who did it, Sebastian! Admit it!
The Mascots were giving Sebastian The Stink-Eye.
Sebastian Mendez: WHAT THE HELL!
Lincoln: Guys, hold it! You can't just go and accuse Sebastian of something like that!
Gohan: Wait, I think they may be right.
Buster Bunny: (GASPS) We remembered seeing a dark figure in Acme Acres late at night near where Montana Max's mansion stood, and then, he said some sort of dark incantation, and then, he opened up a portal to... (Realizes where the portal leads to) The Hell For Infinite Losers!
Babs Bunny: So, that means...!
The toons did wild takes galore at the revelation: THE PERSON WHO OPENED THAT PORTAL TO THE HELL FOR INFINITE LOSERS AND BROUGHT BACK THE Z-FIGHTERS' OLD ENEMIES YEARS AGO WAS SEBASTIAN BEFORE HIS DARK SIDE WAS REMOVED!
Nico: Oh shit. But, why didn't you tell us that before, Buster?
Sebastian Mendez: Because I put a curse on them that made them forget that I was the one who had opened up that portal.
Plucky Duck: Now, we've got to fix this mess you made years ago, and you better not have anymore of your nasty surprises from all those years ago, or you're looking at getting a piano dropped on your head.
Sebastian Mendez: (DEMONIC VOICE) (Demonic Grin) Try that, and Shirley's going to have to look for a new boyfriend! (LAUGHING DEMONICALLY)
That freaked Plucky out as he hid behind Shirley.
Nico: Now, now, you two can get at each other later, but now, we know where the portal's at and who was the person behind that stunt years ago. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading out to help Amanda and Josh Benson along with their family and get rid of the zombies.
Lincoln: And tell them of Slappy's part in bringing them back from the dead, this is going to be brutal, and once we get done with killing the zombies of Dark Falls, you're next, General Rilldo.
Linda Leon: There's absolutely no way we're going to let you live any longer, General Rilldo. You and Dr. Myuu have caused more than enough trouble for the very last time, now you will face the wrath of Leon the Lead.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to help Amanda and Josh Benson along with their family get rid of the zombies once again and tell them of Slappy's part in bringing them back from the dead, and once we get done with killing the zombies of Dark Falls, Linda Leon and Lincoln are going to destroy General Rilldo.
We were off.
We were flying over the Appalachian Mountains.
Rhomboid: I hope I get to blow up some zombies real good!
Family Guy Penelope: Given how many there are, you might get that chance.
Me: Yeah.
We then flew over the town that Amanda Benson is from.
But then we came across a warzone.
(BATTLE: LOS ANGELES DEPLOYMENT THEME PLAYS)
Massive fiery explosions were blasting off left and right as the people were blasting zombies all over the place at a massive left.
BOOOM BOOOM BOOOOOMM! BOOOOOMM! BOOOOMM! BOOOOOM!
We were shocked.
Me: My god! This is terrible!
Nico: Oh man! Just like the first time
KRABBBOOOOOM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOMM!
We saw the people blasting and killing Zombies left and right at a rapid pace by the hundreds and they just kept on coming.
Bai Tza: I swear, we JUST got here!
Me: It was like this when we were here the first time.
Nico: Yeah.
Bai Tza: I remember that.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: Lets do our entrance!
We flew in.
The people were killing zombies left and right. But then the spirits of light shined in and then they swirled around the zombies and then they converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted off above the zombies and fireballs rained down on them and then a phoenix cry was heard and we flew out of the explosion and fired waves of energy and fire and blasted the zombies all over as the people cheered wildly!
Nico: You dumb zombies have failed this world!
We fired waves of energy and elements and blasted them.
KRABBBOOOOOM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOMM! KRABBBOOOOOM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOMM!
Diana Dynamite: Take this you fiends!
She fired more dynamite blasts and then…
KRABBBOOOOOM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOMM! KRABBBOOOOOM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOMM! KRABBBOOOOOM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOMM! KRABBBOOOOOM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOMM!
She blew them apart all over the place.
Cargill: Let's see how the Team Fortress 2 Mercenaries are doing.
Scout was running about the enemy ranks, to fast for them to hit him, and taking pot shots at his foes with his shining Australium Scattergun while laughing maniacally. A few zombies saw the Scatterguns usefulness at close range and began to back up and advance at Scout from a far. Scout simply switched out to his Unusual Festive Shot To Hell Pistol with a Isotope effect on it and picked off the zombies. Then he took out his Australium Force-O-Nature and ran straight towards a large zombie and fired both shots in the guns clip into the flesh eater's head. His head exploded, sending meaty chunks everywhere that also sprayed blood. Scout jump back from the gory splash zone, taunting his opponents mercilessly. A zombies tried to strike the Bostonian from behind, but Scout simply ducked down and took out his Batsaber and broke the zombies's neck with a skillful flip over its head and striking it straight in the neck. He landed behind the dead zombie and taking out his Australium Scattergun once more, he charged back into the fray.
Nico: Oh yeah!
Scout: (Boston Accent) Take that!
We fired waves of energy and elements and blasted Zombies all over.
KRABBBOOOOOM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOMM! KRABBBOOOOOM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOMM! KRABBBOOOOOM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOMM! KRABBBOOOOOM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOMM!
I fired grenades and blasted them all over.
KRABBBOOOOOM! KRABBBOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOMM! KRABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM! KRABBBBOOOOOOOMM!
Billy: 15 Points! (LAUGHS)
Cut Man: Remember, we need to find Amanda and her family!
To say that Soldier was causing havoc would have been an understatement. He had chosen to equip his Australium Rocket Launcher and was right now in the process of blowing any enemy in his way, no matter if they were zombie or not. Body parts, blood, and guts flew around him as he screamed his battle cry at the top of his voice. However, his recklessness was causing him to take some damage from many sides and slowly wearing him down. Luckily, he had an easy solution that would not just heal him a little but also kill more enemies at the same time. He switched out his Australium Rocket Launcher and brought out his Australium Black Box. Using the health give back on every hit, he fired rockets at his enemies and healing himself while destroying the opposition. When he had easily cleared his area, Medic ran over quickly and trained his Australium Medic-Gun onto Soldier and healed the patriotic maniac fully before running back into the fray to heal others. Soldier was about to equip his Australium Rocket Launcher once more, when a large zombie leaped out of no where and tacked him to the ground. It bared its fangs as it looked down at Soldier. Suddenly, a loud shot rang out and the zombie felt something down in its stomach. It looked down to see that it had no stomach anymore. Just a hole and few bones and black blood dripping from where it had been and a Unusual Festive Shotgun with a Cool effect pointing straight at the hole. The zombie slid off as Soldier stood up, dusting himself off and finally re-equipping his Australium Rocket Launcher before charging into the fight once more.
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I fired grenades and blasted them all over.
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Me: Laser beam!
I fired laser beam blasts and sliced the zombies in half.
Laney: I see them!
I looked and saw Amanda and her family on top of a house.
Camie: Take this!
She fired aurora energy and blasted the zombies all over.
Sirius: I got this!
She flew and went for Amanda and family.
Kalin: Don't worry. We're here to rescue you guys!
Pyro was having fun giving happiness to the enemy. Correction, Pyro was having fun being a Nazi burning Jews at a concentration camp... thats more accurate. He had equipped his Australium Flamethrower and ran straight at the enemy, laughing joyous as it saw them burn. Though for it, it was seeing them laughing happily as they were shown what happiness and magic was. Its opponents didn't last long and ended up writhing in the floor in agony as the flames consumed their body and turned it into ashes. One zombie was able to stay alive after being set on fire and charged after the mysterious pyromaniac. However, Pyro had sensed a motion behind it, most likely all those years of Spy checking at the Gravel Wars, and equipping its Australium Axtinguisher and, turning around, smashed the blade down on the burning zombies's head. The zombie screeched in pain as the weapon carved through it head and out the other side. Its corpse went limp and burned down to join its brethren. In ashes.
They were incinerated!
Lola: YEAH!
Me: Cannon!
I formed a cannon and fired a cannonball!
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I blasted through numerous zombies!
Lola fired numerous fireballs and blew them apart!
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I fired grenades and blasted them all over.
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Nico: YEAH!
Billy: All right zombies! You want to smell what Billy the Baker is cooking!?
He took a stick and bashed numerous Zombies all over with it and we sliced and diced them.
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Sirius got Amanda and family down and we blasted the zombies all over.
Ghuul: You guys ok?
Drunk men on the battle field isn't unheard of. Drunk men with golden weapons and a killer skill? Not so much. Demoman had equipped his Australium Grenade Launcher and randomly launched pipes (grenades) into the crowd of enemies, cackling madly as they blew up into smithereens. He did this for quite a while, causing mayhem in the enemy ranks. However, after around the sixth volley of grenades, he realized he had run out of ammo. He switched out to his Australium Sticky Bomb Launcher and fired the sticky bombs at the feet of the incoming crowd of attackers. His foes looked down at the spiky mines and looked back up at the drunken scotsman. Demo simply smiled and donated the bombs sending bits and pieces of everyone splattering all over once again. He laughed once more and was about to run over to Engineer, who had a Dispenser up, to refill his ammo when a large burly zombie approached him. The zombie approached him menacingly and stared at Demoman with hard eyes. Demoman paused for a second looking at this new adversary before grinning and taking out his Australium Eyelander. The two opponents circled each other slowly After a few seconds, the zombie screamed a battle cry and ran forward. Demoman just smirked and rose his Australium Eyelander and blocked the strike. Demoman took no time to let his opponent recover himself and slashed across the zombie's stomach. It howled in pain as the sword sliced a deep gash in his stomach, revealing a small part of the large intestine. The zombie breathed heavily as Demoman just laughed and raised his Australium Eyelander high and, with one swift slash, he decapitated his foe. The headless corpse fell to its knees and lay on the ground, slowly oozing blood from the sliced veins and arteries showing out of the neck. Demoman sheathed his Australium Eyelander and stood silent for a second as a moment of respect for his adversary, before taking out his Australium Sticky Bomb Launcher once more and sticky jumping away towards Engineer.
We were blasting the Zombies all over the place.
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Qin: OH YEAH!
Nico fired energy and fireballs all over.
Luan: Taste my Shine Sword!
She formed a sword of light and slashed the zombies all over.
Eustace: Take this zombies! (Pulls out Ugly Mask) OOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!
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Me: Okay that was great!
Lola: Yeah!
Eustace: (LAUGHS)
KRABLAM!
Eustace got hit on the head with a rolling pin by Muriel!
Eustace: OW! What did I do?
Our favorite Sandvich eating Soviet mercenary was busy firing his highly lethal Australium Tomislav right at the enemy, causing them to fall down bleeding from various bullets holes all over the body. Heavy laughed as a few zombies tried to jump over the bullets only for Heavy to adjust his aim slightly and catch them mid leap and send them back down in a heap of black Swiss cheese. However, the enemy realized that they would need something more durable to get though Heavy's column of death. Heavy was just finishing off a pack of zombies that had tried to surround him when loud booming steps sounded. He stop firing his Australium Tomislav and looked to see a large zombie charging down the street towards him. Heavy ducked behind a wall. He looked up to see if Medic was anywhere nearby. When he couldn't find his German comrade, he just shrugged and traded his Australium Tomislav for a Festive Sandvich. He took a bite out of the Christmas themed snack and his health filled right back to full. Once he was done he peeked around the corner to see the zombie trying to find where he had hidden. Heavy quietly took out his Australium Mini-Gun, he need the faster firing speed to take out this enemy, and reving it behind the wall he slowly walked out from behind his cover and instantly started firing. The mech was taking by surprise and tried to return fire, but Heavy had gotten the jump on it and the Australium Mini-Gun's bullets had already began to tear through the zombie without any trouble. Heavy stopped firing and looked down at his Australium Mini-Gun and then cradled it like a baby. He loved his guns.
He was blasting them all over the place with incredible fury!
Eli: Take this!
He fired a blast of Force Lightning and electrocuted the Zombies and blasted them all over.
Qin: Takte this!
She fired waves of fire and blasted the zombies.
Control Freak: Time to summon some help to scare them away for now!
He summoned Tormentor Necromorphs from the Dead Space games.
Nicole: OH YEAH!
Hunter: (German Accent) Ja! Und that was good.
The Tormentors scared the zombies and they exploded and the zombies were scared away.
Nicole: Nice one COntrol Freak!
Qin: Yeah.
Me: That should hold them off for a while.
Amanda Benson: Thanks guys.
Me: Are you all okay?
Amanda Benson: Thanks to all of you guys.
Piper: Can't believe you started without us!
Amanda Benson: Sorry about that. It just happened.
Xenia: No worries.
Lola: Yeah.
Me: Let me guess, Slappy brought all the zombies back.
Amanda Benson: And Dawes as well.
Ravager: Did you know that this was the very first Goosebumps book?
Amanda Benson: Yes I did.
Me: Good. I have a feeling Dawes was promised something big.
Private HIVE: Probably to get a chance to kill us.
Lily: That's nothing new.
Me: Yeah.
Qin: But either way now that we're here we will stop them.
Me: Like we did last time.
Camie: Yeah.
RD Girl Jordan: Did anyone get bitten?
Amanda Benson: No thank goodness. But it was a brutal battle.
Qin: We can see that.
Varie: But it was amazing though.
Krusty: It's gonna take forever to destroy all of them!
Pepperdance: Unless we destroy the main boss.
Me: And that's Dawes.
Laney: Blow up the head zombie and the rest will follow.
Nicole: Yep.
Concrete Man: We're probably gonna kill more zombies on the way.
Nico: Yep.
Laney: And it'll be awesome.
Lola: Yep.
Octagon: I reckon we should get going then.
Nuova Shenron: Don't want to keep the flesh eating monsters waiting.
Me: Agreed.
Nico: Yeah. We already did the entrance.
Lols: We sure did.
We went to find Dawes.
Bone Chompy growled at the approaching zombies.
When you are defending a certain point, stationary buildings are an incredible asset. Such as Dispensers... or Sentry's. Engineer had immediately set up a Sentry gun and used his Australium Wrench to quickly upgrade it to level three, using metal from that Stewie provided, and armor from Double D. When the enemy first charged in, they were sure they could easily overwhelm... only to hear a beeping sound from the corner and seeing a large red Sentry gun with twin Gatling guns and a box that fired four rockets. Their had been a spilt second silence before the Sentry opened fire and cleared the entire wave of enemies. Engineer just stood beside his contraption and laughed as he hit the Sentry with his Australium Wrench to reload the bullets and rockets in the building. After, as his teammates began charging in themselves, he placed down a Dispenser for his team, to heal up if Medic wasn't around but more importantly refill their ammo, and quickly upgraded it. By the time it was done, his comrades were running back and forth from his little nest and the battlefield, thanking him happily for the aid. All was going great... that is until a zombie came around and attacked at his Sentry. Engineer took out his Rescue Ranger and fired at the Sentry to heal it as it got attacked, but it was no use and his contraption was blow to shreds. The zombiethat had destroyed the Texan's beloved sentry now turned to him. However, Engineer just smiled and replaced his Rescue Ranger with his Australium Frontier Justice. Since his sentry had killed many enemies before being taken out, the gun he was holding was crackling with revenge crits. Engineer smiled and raised the gun and fired all three shots from its clip at zombie. In normal circumstances, this may have down a bit of damage but not enough to be very significant. However, these were crits. Three times the power. The shots tore through the zombie like it was made out of paper and it fell, completely defeated. Engineer reloaded his Frontier Justice, chuckling slightly, before turning to his Dispenser and collected some metal. Then he proceeded to erect another sentry.
We blasted more zombies left and right until we saw DAWES!
Me: There you are.
Wiggum: Like what we did to your minions?
Kopaka: Because you're next!
The general ideology is that doctors in war are very easy targets and are easy to dispatch. That is true in many cases. Except for a certain German doctor. Medic was laughing hysterically as he used his Australium Blutsauger to fire syringes into the enemy lines. They weren't as effective as bullets, a large amount can easily take out a few people. Not to mention, when these syringes hit an opponent, Medic would automatically heals him a small amount of health. This makes the Blutsauger a prime weapon for battles and when Medic needs to defend himself against more then one enemy. However, he knew he couldn't just kill all day with his Blutsauger and after finishing off one more poor zombiewith a couple of syringes to the neck, he equipped his Australium Medi-Gun and began to run to his teammates that needed healing. As he did so, enemies would try to pick him off, only to get blown away by the other mercenaries or syringed to death by the Australium Blutsauger. For a while, Medic followed this pattern until he finally healed enough to build his Übercharge meter to max. He grinned his sadistic grin and turned to the nearest mercenary. It was Heavy. Medic cackled insanely as he trained the healing beam on Heavy and popped the Über. He and Heavy both began to shine a metallic red color and Heavy roared with laughter as he revved his Australium Mini-Gun and fired at the helpless attackers who did not fully realize what had happened. By the time they did, they were long gone. They piled around the dynamic duo as they murdered them mercilessly. Finally after eight seconds, thought it had seemed like hours, the Über fizzled out and left Medic and Heavy standing and a large pile of bodies. Medic looked below his feet at the corpses he was currently standing on. He loved his job.
We blasted and smashed more buttstomping zombies.
Qin: How did you buttstompers like that?
She fired waves of energy and fire and burned the zombies.
Dawes: YOU MONSTERS! You ruined everything for me!
Sissi Delmas: Your flesh eating goons had it coming!
Sniper was having a grand time. He stood next to Engineer's nest and had equipped his Australium Sniper Rifle and was currently putting bullets through the skull of every enemy that passed his scope. He grinned as he sniped another enemy, his one hundred and fiftieth. He was reloading his gun when he noticed a few zombies coming behind them. He ducked down behind Engineer's Dispenser. Sniper took a moment to gather himself before quickly peeking over the top of the Dispenser and sniped one of the zombies. The shot hit is mark, striking the opponent right through the eye, blood spilling from the new hole in his head. The otherzombies turned to face Sniper once more, but he was ready and quickly took out another before once again ducking behind the Dispenser. However, this time when he checked to see if the remaining zombie had moved on, he saw that it was still looking at him and most likely wouldn't move and was tracking him. Sniper thought for a second before he got an idea. Crouching, he army crawled to a bunch of corpses near the Dispenser and hid under them. He slipped into the pile of bodies, ignoring the rotting flesh of zombies. He noticed that a zombie's body was twitching slightly. He just stared at it emotionlessly and took out his Australium SMG. He raised the gun and fired a few bullets into the dying zombie's body. It gurgled for a second before falling completely limp. Sniper looked at it for a second longer, checking if the zombie was indeed dead, before switching back to his Australium Sniper Rifle and poking a small hole through the mass of bodies in front of him, he looked from inside his corpse fort at the remaining zombie who hadn't noticed that he had moved. Sniper smiled and aimed.
Nico: Yeah.
Lola: Take that
Fat Tony: Your minions are dropping like undead flies!
The teams expert espionage was in the midst of a complicated but very effective loop. Equipping his Dead Ringer trinket and his Australium Knife, Spy would disguise as an enemy and blend right in. He wouldn't stab immediately, but wait for a very good opportunity to cause confusion instead of just outright killing. When these moments came, he would backstab the nearest foe and losing his disguise. He would continue backstabbing until the enemy finally noticed him and turned their attention on him. At this moment he would switch to his Australium Ambassador and fire a few shots into the enemy line, killing a few. However, when the zombies seemed to be on top of him, he would just smile and take out his Dead Ringer. Letting a stray bullet hit him, he would leave a fake corpse behind and run back around the enemy line again, meanwhile disguising again. Once he uncloaked, the cycle would begin once more.
Fat Tony and men blasted the Zombies and Dawes all over.
Qin: Take that!
Pepperdance fired waves of fire and blasted the zombies.
Maria: No kidding! Thanks to them, the zombies are being cleared out!
Nico: You got that right sis!
Qin: Yeah!
Lily fired waves of water and blasted the zombies.
Maria: No kidding! Thanks to them, the zombies are being cleared out!
Nico: You got that right sis!
Qin: Yeah!
Lily fired waves of water and blasted the zombies.
Nico threw a grenade and it hit Dawes and exploded.
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Nuova Shenron: NUOVA DEATH RAY!
He formed a huge lens and fired a powerful focused beam of sunlight and it hit Dawes and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Piper fired waves of fire rings.
Lily fired blasts of water
Pepperdance and Nuova Shenron fired waves of fire.
Kopaka fired ice waves.
Flurry Heart fired waves of light.
The blasts all hit Dawes and exploded all over.
Heavy: Cry some more!
Nico: YEAH!
Then Electro, Deadwood, Hydro Man, Moonstone, Mysterio, Blizzard, Oculous, Koragg, Trap Jaw, and Living Laser came.
Nico: Electro, Deadwood, Hydro Man, Moonstone, Mysterio, Blizzard, Oculous, Koragg, Trap Jaw, and Living Laser.
Electro: Damn, you guys were busy!
Deadwood: I think the Team Fortress 2 Mercenaries have the most body count.
Hydro Man: Yeah. Of zombies!
Me: Yeah no kidding!
Moonstone: (to Nico) We heard you fought a monster from Are you Afraid of the Dark.
Nico: Yep. Margot the vampire.
Mysterio: Haven't fought those in a while.
Nico: I know.
?: No kidding!
Then a figure came and it was DRIED PERSIMMON WORLD from episode 30 of Zenkaigers!
At a temple bell, Persimmon World used his arm cannon and fire his dehydration soundwaves onto the populace as he caused the whole town to be very thirsty. However, the Zenkaigers showed up and chased him through the cemetery. Once they manage to corner him, they were about to transform until they were opened fire by Tojitendo's latest general, Hakaizer as he introduced himself to the Zenkaiger and the Persimmon World.
Persimmon World asked him if he was on his side and Hakaizer explained that he was created by Ijirude to keep the Zenkaigers busy while the Worlds focused on their mission to cause trouble. Then, the team transformed and battle the duo, but Hakaizer has proved as a tough foe as he easily knock back the Zenkaiger's attack and he even pulled out his Zenryoku Zenkai Cannon, known as the Zenryoku Hakai Gun, as he summoned NinjaYellow, HurricaneYellow, Shinken Yellow, KiNinger to attack the Zenkaiger. With that, the Persimmon World used his Eat Persimmon Ring's the Bell Cannon and fire his dehydration soundwave at the Zenkaiger and then flees to cause more trouble.
Later, he revealed himself to the Zenkaigers that he is actually Dried Persimmon World and his plan is to make the case of an endless thirst. With that, Zenkaigers chased him to a warehouse and transformed to battle him, but due to their thirstiness, they were outmatched by him. Thankfully, the World Pirates have provided the Zenkaiger with a Re-Hydration Station so they can fighting the Dried Persimmon World easily. This goes on well until Hakaizer arrived and used his Zenryoku Hakai Gun to summon DenziBlue, DynaBlue, Blue3, TimeBlue to keep the Zenkaigers at bay from drinking.
The team split into two groups as one of them fight against the Dried Persimmon World while Kaito holds off Hakaizer and eventually, Kaito manages to take back the Zenryoku Zenkai Cannon from Hakaizer and then used it to finish off the Dried Persimmon World with the new attack, Zenryoku Zenkai Finale Buster, thus breaking the spell.
Kaito: Dried Persimmon World!
Dried Persimmon World: Been a while rangers!
Me: I remember you! You were going to turn the world into a dehydrated fruit world! You made the people thirsty a lot.
Dried Persimmon World: Yep good memory. Don't forget my battle was Hakaizer's first appearance.
Nico: That was awesome.
Laney: And that was the start of saving Kaito's dad.
Xenia: It sure was.
We got the battles underway.
Lincoln Loud, Slab, Kurumu, Moka, Yukari, Ruby Tojo, Clyde, Liam, Stella, Zach, Rusty, Girl Jordan, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Elena and Shocker VS Electro, Yost Electro, 2099 Electro, Ultimate Electro, Lego Electro, Lego 2099 Electro, U.A. Electro, Evil Elec Man, Piedmon, Toguro, Android 14, and Sergeant Weenie Arms - Nico's rescue was battling the Vampires lead by Margot and Crystal Laney and Doppel transforming
Electro was first.
Electro: (to Lincoln) Nico's rescue was battling the Vampires lead by Margot. Crystal Laney and Doppel transformed too.
Lincoln: They sure did and we separated Margot from her vampire half and used all of our Vampire Hunting powers to destroy him.
Slab: That guy REALLY had it coming to him!
Twilight Sparkle: That was so fun destroying all those vampires.
Starshine Sparkle: Yeah that was cool!
Spyro: Yeah no kidding.
Electro: That is awesome! Lets do it!
Lincoln: THUNDRA LETS SHOCK!
He turned into a Thunderbird Hero!
Lincoln: I am THUNDERBIRD! (ECHOING) THUNDERSHOCK SUPER BOLT!
Lincoln fired a massive blast of lightning and the group fired a wave of magic and smashed them down.
Johnny 2x4, Wynn the Wind Charmer, Kevin, Melanie Cassidy, Berserk Dragon, Red-Eyes Zombie Dragon, Jimmy, Sarah, Rolf, Nazz, Kevin, Ed, Edd, Eddy, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Youngblood, and Family Guy Penelope VS Deadwood, Ruby Dragon, Morgana, Universe 666 Zeltrax, Universe 666 Mesogog, Hydrax, Barbed Wire Org, Emil Eagle, Imperious, Twisted Ariel, Kamen Rider Dark Drive, and Goludora - Us battling Another Inazuma Ginger (Decade), Octopus Ball Org, Patcheye, Roasted Alien Chicken (Courage the Cowardly Dog), Genoprocessor, Pikarime of the Shakōkidokū, Wile E. Coyote, Monster Daffy Duck, Mystery Meat, Avataroki, Queen Jellyfish and Tchang Zu who were the Keyblade Knight of Bespin and the Embodiment of the Dynamite Dopant
Deadwood was next.
Deadwood: (to Jonny) Nico, Rainbow Dash's team, Thcang Zu's team, and the others did good battling Another Inazuma Ginger (Decade), Octopus Ball Org, Patcheye, Roasted Alien Chicken (Courage the Cowardly Dog), Genoprocessor, Pikarime of the Shakōkidokū, Wile E. Coyote, Monster Daffy Duck, Mystery Meat, Avataroki, Queen Jellyfish and Tchang Zu. They were the Keyblade Knight of Bespin and the Embodiment of the Dynamite Dopant
Johnny 2X4: WOO HOO HOO! IT WAS RIGHT ON AWESOME! Also Nico ate the Roast Chicken Another and Sena Squid scared the living daylights out of Monster Daffy Duck with Eustace's Ugly Mask.
Wynn: That was really funny!
Deadwood: (LAUGHS) That is really funny! Is Jenna Jinx still getting bashed in her face by basketballs?
Fluttershy: Yeah she just keeps getting hit by them and it doesn't stop.
Tornado Bolt: She just can't seem to get a break. She just keeps getting clobbered by them.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Ja and it's really hurting her.
Stealth Elf: Yeah but Lynn is not going to be running out of basketballs anytime soon.
ZOOOM!
KRABLAM!
A basketball flew by them and smashed Jenna Jinx in her face with devastating force.
Stealth Elf: See?
Deadwood: Ouch. That is gonna hurt. Lets do it!
Johnny 2X4: SEQUO LETS GROW!
He turned into a Sequoia themed hero.
Johnny 2X4: I am SEQUOIA! (ECHOING) TREES OF GROWING BUTTKICKING!
He fired a massive blast of nuts and leaves and the group fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and energy and smashed them down.
Luna Loud, Shou Ronpo, Billy Cranston, Kimberly Ann Hart, Trini Kwan, Zach Taylor, Sam S.L., Girl Jordan, Lincoln, Clyde, Zach, Rusty, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Maria Rockell and Bai Tza VS Hydro Man, Yost Shocker, Yost Rhino, Vulture, Mysterio, Lizard, Baron Mordo, Liquidator, Mr Compress, Spinner, Magne, and Dabi - Lincoln's rescue on the Island of Gorm and battling Admiral Razorbeard
Hydro Man was next.
Hydro Man: (to Luna) I heard Lincoln's rescue was on the Island of Gorm. He battled Admiral Razorbeard there.
Luna Loud: He sure did dude and it was so much fun and cool.
Shou Ronpo: It sure was awesome.
Applejack: Yeah that was so amazing.
Apple Bloom: It sure was!
Flashwing: Yeah it was cool!
Hydro Man: That is awesome guys. Lets do it!
Luna: ROCKUS LETS SING!
She turned into an Echo theme hero.
Luna: Call me SIRENA! (ECHOING) SONG OF THE SIREN MAELSTROM!
She fired a song blast of water and the group fired waves of water, earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal, apples and energy and smashed them down.
Kopaka, Arisia, Rachel Stavenport, Oceanus Shenron, Nuova Shenron, Universe 666 Eis Shenron, Tahu, Gali, Lewa, Pohatu, Onua, Takanuva, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Cut Man and Junk Man VS Moonstone, Gearhead, Overdrive, Crimson Dynamo, Titanium Man, Ironmonger, Grizzly, Opposite Senshi, Insect Queen, Soupy Man, Jack the Zipper, and Minions of Set - Meeting the Angelsong Sisters
Moonstone was next.
Moonstone: (to Kopaka) I heard you guys met the Angelsong Sisters. What are they like?
Kopaka: They are the gene-slammers of the 2023 Maximals and we were amazed to see them.
Arisia: We never saw these versions of the Maximals before and that is so cool.
Sunset Shimmer: It sure is! And we were amazed that they are the gene-slammers of them.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) We sure were amazed to meet them.
Sunburn: I'll say!
Moonstone: Wow! That is awesome! Lets do it!
Kopaka: AVALAN LETS RIDE SNOW!
He turned into a Yeti theme hero.
Kopaka: Call me SNOWAPE! (ECHOING) ICICLE SHOWER OF SNOW!
He fired a massive shower of icicles and the group fired waves of fire and smashed them down.
Yusei, Chuck Chicken, Masao Den, Peach, AncientTroiamon, Ryusei Sakuta, Akiza, Leo, Luna, Crow, Jack, Carly, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Ghuul and Ri'Oha VS Mysterio, Yost Rhino, Yost Vulture, Yost Molten Man, Yost Electro, Yost Sandman, Yost Doc Ock, Tenaya 7, Melissa Bergman, Hitcher, Fire Women (Fantasia), and Nina Williams - Battling Bubaboom in the Puzzle Plank Galaxy
Mysterio was next.
Mysterio: (to Yusei) Nico fought Bugaboom in the Puzzle Plank Galaxy. And which Heartless Robots should I use this time?
Yusei: Wyverns next.
Mysterio: Good choice.
He summoned said robots.
Yusei: Also yeah that was an awesome battle.
Chuck Chicken: Boy it sure was cool.
Starlight Glimmer: Yeah it was really fun.
Cozy Glow: I think it's awesome.
Hex: Yeah that was fun.
Mysterio: Glad you all had fun there. Lets do it!
Yusei: STARLI LETS SHIMMER!
He turned into a Stardust Dragon themed hero.
Yusei: Call me STARWIND, Champion of Stardust Dragon! (ECHOING) COSMIC STELLAR WIND BLAST!
He fired waves of cosmic fire and they fired waves of stars, lightning, magic, skulls, bones and blood and smashed them down.
Troy Burrows, Thrice Cream Man, Eda Clawthorne, Lilith Clawthorne, Sabrina, Ronnie Anne, Noah, Gia, Emma, Jake, Orion, Robo Knight, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Cree Lincoln and Ravager VS Blizzard, Snowman (CTCD), Evil Ice Man, Evil Tundra Man, Evil Jewel Man, Evil Dive Man, Evil Splash Woman, Evil Wave Man, Blizzard Wolfang, Chill Penguin, Evil Freeze Man, Neopolitan Man, Octobulb, Mele, Baromon, and Kid Rot - The Mascots in the North Pole?!
Blizzard was next.
Blizzard: (to Troy) The Mascots were in the North Pole?! As a master of the cold, I bet they were freezing out there!
Troy: It was BRUTALLY COLD! The temperature was -75˚Fahrenheit. But the Mascots had a lot of extra warm clothes. But the mascots all found an ancient secret that was thought to have been long forgotten.
Blizzard: Really?
Troy: Yeah it was called the Staff of Tanzann and it was a magical staff that has the power over the earth and can grow tanzanite crystal.
Blizzard: WHOA! That is amazing! That explains why tanzanite crystal clusters have been popping up like mad all over the world and around us too.
Thrice Cream Man: Yeah that was amazing.
Rainbow Dash: That was so awesome and Nicole has been looking for that for years even though she thought it was just a myth.
Scootaloo: But that was so cool.
Whirlwind: It sure was.
Blizzard: Wow! That is cool! Lets do it!
Troy: LEGENDARY RIDER MODE! STAMP DEMON FORCE!
He turned into Revice!
Troy: LEGARA LETS REMEMBER!
He turned into a Super Megaforce Rangers themed hero.
Troy: Call me LEGACY FURY! (ECHOING) SUPER MEGAFORCE LEGACY BLAST!
He fired a massive blast of energy and the group fired a massive blast of wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed them down.
Tommy, Luna Lovegood, Hayley Buckingham, Big Guy & Rusty, Illusen, Dr. Erica Slate, Takuya, J.P., Zoe, Kazemon, Koichi, Koji, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, RD Girl Jordan and RD Clyde VS Oculous, Magma, 50 Below, Necrolai, Koragg, Serpentina, Gekkor, Allomere, Crashflood, Joe & Bob the Arguing 2-Headed Dragon, Two Headed Gorilla, and Shivarakah - Welcome to Dead House next
Oculous was next.
Oculous: (to Tommy) Welcome to Dead House is next. You guys are going to face Dawes, right?
Tommy: Yeah we sure are and this will be a great battle that will put our Zombie Apocalypse Survival Skills to good use.
Luna Lovegood: (British Accent) It sure will and it will be good.
Rarity: It sure will be fun darlings.
Sweetie Belle: Yeah this will be cool!
Gill Grunt: I agree there too.
Oculous: That is cool! Lets do it!
Tommy: POLARA LETS FREEZE!
He turned into a Polar Bear hero.
Tommy: Call me POLAR FREEZE! (ECHOING) ICE STORM BEAR STORM!
Tommy fired waves of ice and energy and the group fired waves of energy, ice, water and jewels and smashed them down.
Sarah Gunnerson, X-Squad Cyclonis, Tammy Lincolnshire, Venus Chan, Dream Girl, Sailor Krypton, Tom, Kaz, Peyton, Maxxor, Chaor, Takinom, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Concrete Man and Impact Man VS Koragg, 50 Below, Magma, Gekkor, Necrolai, Darcy, Serpentina, Blackbrair Thorn, Hanayaida, Daroach, and Anthrax the Terrible - Getting off to an explosive start with blasting zombies
Koragg was next.
Koragg: (to Sarah) You guys are Getting off to an explosive start with blasting zombies. How many have you killed?
Sarah: We killed over 523,236,323 and counting.
X-Squad Cyclonis: Yeah this is like battling the Resident Evil Zombies all over again.
Pinkie Pie: But this is really fun!
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) It sure is fun.
Featherweight: Yeah it sure is!
Sprocket: You got that right.
Koragg: Boy no kidding! Lets do it!
Sarah: HOWLLA LETS HOWL!
She turned into a Coyote themed hero.
Sarah: I am COYOTE BURN! (ECHOING) HOWL OF THE EARTH!
She fired a blast of energy and the group fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed them down.
Sydney Burlington, Michelangelo 2003, Dawn, Manaphy, Zoey, Ella, Rice, Nanette, Sheila, Georgina, Kendra, Maxxine, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, Bone Chompy and Broccoli Guy VS Trap Jaw, Whiplash, Two Bad, Beast Man, Evil-Lyn, Merman, Evil Clawful, Roulette, Zombie Chicken, Butch and Cassidy, Talking Burrito, and Evil Brownies - The Zombies of Dead House are all gonna die!
Trap Jaw was next.
Trap Jaw: (to Sydney) The Zombies of Dead House are all gonna die! And is Amanda's family okay?
Sydney: Yeah they're okay but the people here that are zombies won't be.
Mikey 2003: Yeah these guys all need to get back to the Afterlife.
Princess Luna: That is for sure and we need to hit them hard with everything we got.
Moondust: And so far we are doing just that.
Snowdrop: We sure are.
Gari: Yeah that is for sure.
Blackout: So far this whole town is really being purged of zombies but they just keep coming.
Trap Jaw: Boy no kidding! You guys have your work cut out for you. Lets do it!
Sydney: LOCUS LETS HOP!
She turned into a Locust themed hero.
Sydney: Call me PLAGUE HOP! (ECHOING) LOCUST SWARM BURST!
She fired a massive swarm of locusts of energy. The group fired waves of darkness and smashed them down.
Megan McCallister, Shugesh, Karla Grim - Ezekiel Rage's Daughter, Sailor Mustafar, Sailor Mon Calamari, Gina Carmilla, Cornelia, Will, Irma, Elyon, Taranee, Hay Lin, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Pacifica Northwest and Sissi Delmas VS Living Laser, Grizzly, Ironmonger, Melter, Molten Man, Electro, Whirlwind, Raizen, Doll (Growl/Runark), Universe 666 Chernabog, Universe 666 Trigon-Powered Slade, and Universe 666 Arthas the Lich King - Time to kick some Zombie Butt!
Living Laser was next.
Living Laser: (to Megan) It's Time to kick some Zombie Butt! And send their butts to the afterlife!
Megan: You got that right!
Shugesh: This will be fun and cool!
Princess Celestia: Yeah no kidding.
King Solar: You got that right and it will be awesome.
Solar Eclipsa: Yeah that is for sure.
Amber Morning: No kidding.
Spotlight: I agree there.
Living Laser: I agree there. Lets do it!
Megan: STARFA LETS DAZZLE!
She turned into a Star Dragon themed hero.
Megan: Call me STELLAR WING! (ECHOING) STELLAR WING FORCE BLAST!
She fired waves of stars and the group fired waves of light and smashed them down.
Miia the Lamia VS The Ghost of Witch McCoy
The Ghost of Witch McCoy was next.
Ghost of Witch McCoy: I will get revenge for the McCoys!
Miia: Bring it on!
She fired waves of energgy and smashed the ghost down!
Rachnera Arachnera The Arachne VS The Moon Monster
The Moon Monster was next.
The monster roared.
Rachnera: Roar yourself.
She fired an energy blast and smashed him down.
Cerea the Centaur VS The Minotaur of Helios Island
The Minotaur was next.
Cerea: This will be good!
Minotaur: I'm ready for you.
Cerea fired an energy blasted and smashed him down.
Papi The Harpy VS Professor Pericles
Professor Pericles was next.
Preclcles: (German Accent) Ja you must be ready for me.
Papi: Always am.
She fired a wave of wind and smashed him down.
Mero the Mermaid VS The Sea Demon
The Sea Demon was next.
The Demon roared.
Mero: Roar yourself to you.
She fired a blast of water and smashed him down.
Kalolo the Jackalope VS Eustace Bagge
Eustace was next.
Kalolo: You know Eustace, Saya Squid used your ugly mask and scared the living daylights out of Another Monster Daffy and scared him really bad. Stupid Duck.
Eustace: Hohahaha! What a stupid duck!
She fired a blast of energy and smashed him down.
Halifa the Hel VS Vikings
The Vikings were next.
Halifa: I'm ready for you.
She fired a blast of energy and darkness and smashed them down.
Rei the Ghost VS The Phantom Of Vasquez Island
The Phantom of Vasquez Island was next.
Phantom: (LAUGHING EERIELY)
Rei: As a ghost myself I know that laughter.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Mokunaii XI VS The Mummy of Ankha
The Mummy of Ankha was next.
The Mummy groaned.
Mokunaii XI: Oh groan to you too.
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Kyou the Jiang Shi VS Swamp Zombie
Swamp Zombie was next.
Kyou: This will be awesome.
She fired a wave of energy and smashed him down.
Zenkaigers, Megaforce Rangers, Saber Riders, Nico, May, Zarya, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Dried Persimmon World
Dried Persimmon World was next.
Nico: (Imitating Daffy Duck) Thanks for the Sour Persimmons cousin.
They laughed!
Dried Persimmon World: (LAUGHS) That never gets old! I love that.
Nico: Yeah.
Dried Persimmon World: Boy this has been an awesome series of adventures for you but you guys really blew those zombies into dust.
Nico: More like a flaming mess.
May: Yeah this is awesome.
Zarya: It sure is.
Dried Persimmon World: This will be fun! Lets do it!
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of The Zombies of Dark Falls, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the Anti-Goosebumps symbol etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades and blessed by the powers of Heaven, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels.
Nico teleported back with them.
Zenkaigers: ZENKAI CHANGE!
Flint and Zocks: TWOKAI CHANGE!
Stacey: DARK CHANGE!
They changed and the mascots and Will came and danced with Zocks and Flint.
Poromon: WOOHOO! We love this song!
Poliwag: YEAH!
Will Vandom: Awesome!
The rangers transformed too.
Kaito: SECRET POWER! ZENKAISER! ゼンカイザー
Juran: DINOSAUR POWER! ZENKAI JURAN! ゼンカイジュラン
Gaon: HUNDRED BEASTS POWER! ZENKAI GAON! ゼンカイガオーン
Magine: MAGICAL POWER! ZENKAI MAGINE! ゼンカイマジーヌ
Vroon: RUMBLING POWER! ZENKAI VROON! ゼンカイブルーン
Zocks: PIRATE POWER! TWOKAISER! ツーカイザー
Flint: INVENTION POWER! TWOKAI FLINT! ツーカイフリント
Stacey: DARK POWER! STACAESER! ステイシーザー
All: The Eight assembled! Kikai Sentai...Zenkaigers!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready for action!
Nico: OH YEAH! I forgot that Flint's ranger form is Stage Show exclusive but that is cool.
Flint: It sure is.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! LEGACY FORCE!
They turned into the Zenkaigers too!
Saber Riders: HENSHIN!
They transformed too!
Touma: "The Swordsman of Fire, Kamen Rider Saber!"
Rintaro: "The Swordsman of Water, Kamen Rider Blades!"
Kento: "The Swordsman of Lightning, Kamen Rider Espada!"
Ryo: "The Swordsman of Earth, Kamen Rider Buster!"
Ren Akamichi: "The Swordsman of Wind, Kamen Rider Kenzan!"
Tetsuo: "The Swordsman of Sound, Kamen Rider Slash!"
Yuri: "The Swordsman of Light, Kamen Rider Saikou!"
Hailey Fukamiya: The Swordsman of Darkness, Embodiment of Calibur!
Olivia Houou: The Swordsman of The Eternal Phoenix, Kamen Rider Falchion!
Shinjiro Shinozaki: The Swordsman of The Siren, Kamen Rider White Falchion!
Reika: "The Swordswoman of Mist, Kamen Rider Sabela!"
Ryoga: "The Swordsman of Time, Kamen Rider Durandel!"
Isabella Solomon: The Swordsman of The Great Philosopher, Embodiment of Solomon!
Michaela Storious: The Swordsman of The Grimoire, Embodiment of Storious!
All: LITERATURE OF THE SWORDS UNITE! KAMEN RIDER SABER!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted off behind them and they were ready for action!
Touma: We decide how this story ends!
Nico: And it ends with us destroying you!
Kaito: ZENKAI CANNON!
They summoned the Zenkai Cannon and charged it up!
Nico: FIRE!
They fired a massive blast of energy and elements and the blasts all hit him and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead! All that was left of him was his World Gear.
Nico picked it up.
Nico: Dried Persimmon World you have failed this city!
Troy: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped.
Troy: That's the last of the zombies!
Tsukasa: Now, for Dawes!
Kamen Ride: Saber!
Kamen Ride: Blades!
Kamen Ride: Espada!
Kamen Ride: Buster!
Kamen Ride: Kenzan!
Kamen Ride: Slash!
Kamen Ride: Saikou!
Kamen Ride: Sabela!
Kamen Ride: Durendal!
Kamen Ride: Falchion!
Kamen Ride: White Falchion!
Kamen Ride: Caliber!
Kamen Ride: Solomon!
Kamen Ride: Storious!
Tsukasa turned into Saber and Daiki summoned clones of the Saber team.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RIDER MODE! LITERATURE KNIGHTS!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Saber Riders too!
Maria: (TURNS DIAL) GOLDEN SKATE 6!
She summoned Golden Glider, Pink Ranger Slayer, Blandy, Blizaru, Doll and Auric Goldfinger!
We went at Dawes and the zombies and blasted them all over.
Clodor, Staluk, Blugdon, Odu Bathax, and Drakness Blasted them all over.
Electro: LIGHTNING MEGA THUNDERSTRIKE!
Deadwood: WOODS OF DOOM BLAST!
Hydro Man: WATERS OF FURY SMASHER!
Moonstone: MOONSTONE ENERGY BURST!
Mysterio: MYSTERIO FORCE BLAST!
Blizzard: ICE SURGE BLAST!
Oculous: EYES OF DOOM BLAST!
Koragg: DARK WOLF FLAME STORM!
Trap Jaw: JAWS OF DOOM BLAST!
Living Laser: LASERS OF FURY BLAST!
They fired waves of energy with their surekills!
Courage, Kalolo, Thunderblast and Freeway used the Earth Cyber Keys and they enhanced Freeway's weapons and gadgets and Kalolo and Courage's powers 100-fold and turned Thunderblast's rocket launcher into a cannon.
Thunderblast and Courage: THUNDER SCREAM BLAST!
Freeway and Kalolo: SONIC JACKALOPE BURST!
Firestorm of Love from Sora and Springfield Mafia: LOVE PHOENIX BLAST!
Buddha Power from Lisa Simpson and Cantwell: RAINBOW CHAKRA BLAST!
Donuts from Homer and Wiggum: DONUT LASAGNA BLAST!
Solaria Power of Stella and Chalmers: SOLARIA LIGHT BLAST!
Applejack of Honesty and The Vreedle Brothers: EARTH SMASH OF HONESTY!
Water Dragon of Girl Jordan and Cargill: DRAGON WATER BLAST!
Explosiveness of Jackie and Krusty: BOMBS OF COMEDY!
Blue Flames of the Giant of Morpheus and Kalin: BLUE GIANT FLAMESTORM!
Illusions of Emerald and Private HIVE: EMERALD ILLUSION STORM!
Nicole, Goddess of Video Games and Control Freak: VIDEO GAMING FURY BLAST!
Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Black Alpha, Selena Raven, Gilbert-Iago the Gargoyle, Marc "Jones" Leopard, Dark Rose, Blackheart Raven, Creepy Peppy, Nightmare Lunar-Flame, Children of The Night, Ink Rose, Moonlight Raven and Dark Skylanders: DARKNESS OF THE NIGHT BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Princess Luna, Amanda Benson, Luan, Nico and me: ZOMBIE DEATH BLAST!
We fired a blast of energy.
Lincoln: LIGHT ELEMENT STYLE: SHINE SWORD!
Entrapta: LIGHT LIGHTNING STYLE: SHINING THUNDERBOLT!
Perfuma: LIGHT NATURE STYLE: LUMINOUS SUNFLOWERS!
Frosta: LIGHT ICE STYLE: LIGHT FROST!
Shantae: LIGHT MAGIC STYLE: SHINE DOVES!
Akko: LIGHT STAR STYLE: LUMINOUS STARS!
They fired waves of light and elements.
Lincoln and his harem: LIGHT FINAL SMASH: SHINING LIGHT BLAST!
They fired a massive ki blast of light!
Lincoln: We've had it up to hear with you zombies for the last time, so goodbye...!
Amanda Benson, Josh Benson, The Benson Family, me, and Nico: AND GOOD RIDDANCE!
Lincoln fired a massive wave of halogen light which hit the zombies of Dark Falls and they turned to dust, and when their spirits appeared, we fired black energy blasts that hit their spirits and banished them to The Black Gates forever.
Nico: Good riddance, you undead blooddrinking zombies!
Lincoln: That's another Goosebumps Monster taken down and another of Slappy's minions taken care of. Now, there's one last thing to do, and one last loose end to tie up: General Rilldo.
?: I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE ON YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID IN DESTROYING ME AND DR. MYUU, GOKU!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier with absorption energy surrounding the diamond barrier that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of energy blasts and metal breath, and it absorbed the blasts of energy and metal breath blast and they flowed into us and made us even stronger than ever.
Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking that scent from anywhere, come on out right now, General Rilldo, or we will force you out.
A figure came out, and it was none other than General Rilldo, Machine Mutant and Commander of The Machine Mutants and Planet M-2 who was created by Dr. Myuu.
Pan: You big bully! I always knew you'd come back!
General Rilldo: None of you will ever leave this place alive!
Suddenly, Sebastian's eyes started leaking out tears of blood, and when he opened his eyes, they've turned blood red.
Sebastian Mendez: (DEMONIC GROWL) (DEMONIC VOICE) You're wrong, the only one who's not leaving here alive is you. NOW, DIE!
Suddenly, hands of pure dark energy arose from pools of darkness and grabbed General Rilldo and he was threatening to kill him early and he was laughing demonically, but Buster Bunny whacked him hard in the head.
BONK!
Sebastian Mendez: YOWCH!
That set General Rilldo free.
Linda Leon: Thanks for the assist, Buster. (To General Rilldo) And if you think one of us has gone nuts stopping Sebastian like that, you're wrong. He did this because we're going to be the ones to kill you first.
Suddenly, Linda Leon's golden yellow eyes turned neon golden yellow, and she was surrounded by a golden yellow and brown energy aura with stars, earth, lead, lions, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Leon the Lead-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached General Rilldo, she left golden yellow and brown energy, stars, earth, lead, lions, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Linda Leon: You make me sick to no end, General Rilldo, you and the rest of The Machine Mutants have caused far too much destruction to count for so many years, and all for Dr. Myuu's ambitions. You lack remorse nor empathy for the destruction you've caused and for those that'd fallen to you in the past, all of your crimes have gone unpunished for far too long, and now, you will pay the ultimate price for them...with your life.
Suddenly, Linda Leon was surrounded by a massive vortex of golden yellow and brown energy with stars, earth, and lead surrounding the vortex, there are lions, phoenixes, angels, and Leon the Lead flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a golden yellow phoenix with red eyes glaring at General Rilldo: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Linda Leon emerged, but she was changed forever.
Linda Leon grew from 7'0" to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large golden yellow orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has yellow highlights in the bangs of her long golden yellow hair and golden yellow bow and large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon golden yellow eyes and a golden yellow and brown energy aura with stars, earth, lead, lions, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has Leon the Lead with the alchemical symbol of lead emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has on lion earrings with yellow gems for eyes and holding the Star, Earth, Lead, and Eternity Kanjis in its paws, she also has Leon the Lead with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Earth, Lead, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the second pendant on the bottom of her golden yellow lion-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with golden yellow crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and golden yellow gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Linda Leon has on a short-sleeved brown blouse, sleeveless golden yellow top, golden yellow skirt with the alchemical symbol of lead on it, brown knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, earth, lions, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Leon the Lead and it's surrounded by earth. Suddenly, Linda Leon felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive brown angel wings with golden yellow tips on the large brown feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she also now has eleven massive and long golden yellow wolf tails with brown tips and brown markings, Linda Leon has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large golden yellow gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Linda Leon's Leon the Lead-themed greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of golden yellow and brown energy, stars, earth, lead, lions, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Linda Leon's Eternal Alchemical Alchemy Beast Seismic Earth Leon the Lead Alchemy Angel Earth Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Eternal Alchemical Alchemy Beast Seismic Earth Leon the Lead Alchemy Angel Earth Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded brown gems and Leon the Lead etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged golden yellow blade, large golden yellow heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large golden yellow gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large golden yellow lion heads with brown gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large salamander heads is a large golden yellow lion head with brown gems for eyes and brown gem in its mouth for the pommel, Linda Leon has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with golden yellow gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Leon the Lead's head with brown gems for eyes and large brown gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a golden yellow kanji below Leon the Lead that said, "Linda Leon, Gene-Slammer of Leon the Lead, Master of The Powers of Earth and Lead, Alchemical Angel of Earth and Lead, True Immortal and Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Dark Chandler, Archenemy of Arijigoku Demon, Destroyer of General Rilldo, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Earth, Lead, Stars, Phoenixes, Angels, and Lions"
リンダ・レオン、レオン・ザ・リードのジーン・スラマー、地球と鉛の力の達人、地球と鉛の錬金術天使、真の不滅で強力な宇宙の戦士、愛情深い守護天使でありリンカーン・ラウドの未来の妻、ダーク・チャンドラーの軽蔑者、アリジゴクデーモンの大敵、リルド将軍の破壊者、チームラウドフェニックスストームの驚くべきメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、マスター友情とエレメントの力、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、誠実さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者にして殺戮者、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして地球のマスター、リード、スター、フェニックス、天使、ライオン
Suddenly, Linda Leon's immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!
Linda Leon has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-LEON THE LEAD-LION-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC ALCHEMICAL SEISMIC EARTH LEAD LEON THE LEAD LION PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ALCHEMICAL SEISMIC EARTH LEAD LEON THE LEAD LION PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ALCHEMICAL SEISMIC EARTH LEAD LEON THE LEAD LION PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were really amazed by Linda Leon's Super Angel-Leon the Lead-Lion-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when General Rilldo saw it, he fell into a rage and fired a blast of metal breath at her and Lincoln to turn them into metal, but Lincoln and Linda Leon absorbed it and it made them even stronger than ever, and Linda Leon fired a massive barrage of golden yellow and brown energy, stars, earth, lead, lions, phoenixes, and angels, which hit General Rilldo and exploded and he was knocked down, he got back up, but now, he was even angrier than ever.
Leona Terra: WHOA!
Rosa Laurence: That's amazing, Linda Leon's transformed.
Lincoln: That's right, Linda Leon's transformed into her Super Angel-Leon the Lead-Lion-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and now, it's high-time we put an end to General Rilldo for good.
Linda Leon: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Cosmic Eternal Seismic Earth Alchemical Lead Earth Leon the Lead Lion Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Seismic Earth Alchemical Lead Earth Leon the Lead Lion Phoenix Angel Love) He will pay for everything that he's done.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Linda Leon.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Your rampage is over, Rilldo, now this time, stay dead, and I mean it this time!
Linda Leon and Lincoln went after General Rilldo who continued firing powerful blasts of metal and energy at them, but Lincoln and Linda Leon kept absorbing them and it made them even stronger than ever, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, golden yellow and brown energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, symbiote goo, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at General Rilldo and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his gold-plated claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Linda Leon also attacked them with some powerful punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they smashed him all over with their immense and extremely powerful superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts and this was driving General Rilldo even more madder with rage.
General Rilldo: YOU! YOU! I WILL KILL YOU ALL!
General Rilldo charged right at them with uncontrollable fiery rage and wrath in his black heart, but Linda Leon fired a powerful fire blast at them which hit him hard and he got knocked down, and then, a pile of goo engulfed General Rilldo, and then, Lincoln called it back, as it latched onto his stomach and began merging back with him, Lincoln began absorbing General Rilldo and in the process, he was also assimilating his Metal Breath, Techniques, Superhuman Abilities, Rocket Punch, Changing His Physical Appearance, and Turning into Liquid Metal as his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and his rainbow energy aura and rainbow fire aura flared as he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done, an energy card with General Rilldo's drained soul appeared in Lincoln's left hand, and Lincoln banished him to The Black Gates forever, we cheered wildly for what Linda Leon and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down and Linda Leon's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long golden yellow wolf tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, and massive brown angel wings are permanent.
Linda Leon: This is for all the lives of those who fell victim to you and that madman. Thanks for helping me destroy General Rilldo for good, Lincoln.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Linda.
Suddenly, Linda Leon wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Linda Leon's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and Leon the Lead flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and mountains forming behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Linda Leon sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and mountains and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Nico: Whoa, that was one awesome and fiery battle you guys fought, and General Rilldo didn't stand any chance against you guys.
Me: He gave Master Goku, Trunks, and Pan a lot of trouble when they first fought him.
Lincoln: He sure did, but he made a mistake in underestimating his opponents.
Linda Leon: That he did, and he also didn't count on Sebastian being here. He would've thought that he was still the same monster who brought him and the other villains back.
Me: Too bad for him that he's no longer the same from years ago. So, Lincoln, who's the next group of Cybertronian Gene-Slammers we're meeting on your rescue tomorrow?
Lincoln: That's an easy one: Gene-Slammers for the Predacons.
Nico: Whoa!
Selene Salamandra: And there's only group of girls who'd be Gene-Slammed into The Predacons: The Ramenangel Sisters.
Eli: Who are they?
Selene Emperyous: You'll love meeting them, Eli, and so will the rest of the team, they are Ai-Ai Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Predaking, Bianca Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Sky-Byte, Cora Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Skylynx, Dora Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Darksteel, Emily Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Terrorsaur, Farah Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Tarantulas, Gwen Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Scorponok, and Hilary Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Quickstrike, The Ramenangel Sisters: these eight angels are Lincoln's Guardian Angels from China and classmates in Cooking, and they're also masters of making ramen and have various ramen dishes and they're the sisters of Min Min.
Michelle Emperyous: They and Lincoln even helped Teuchi expand Ramen Ichiraku to throughout the world and they're always keeping an eye on all the stores in case of troublemakers especially the jerks. Ai-Ai has red hair, Bianca has blue hair, Cora has yellow hair, Dora has orange hair, Emily has green hair, Farah has purple hair, Gwen has indigo hair and Hilary has pink hair with each sister wear matching skirt and shirt matched by their hair color. Lincoln made the Ramenangel Sisters and Min Min beautiful necklaces, and to show thanks, they each kissed Lincoln on the lips, and they hate Bubble Bass and Lewis Travolta with a blazing passion, the reason why? It's because they tried to scam all the Ramen Ichiraku restaurants of their food, but Lincoln, Min Min, and the Ramenangel Sisters saw right through their trick and beat the living crap out of them.
Nico: Figures, those bloated gluttons did this scam to all the other restaurants.
Lincoln: Yep, but they failed to realize that we saw right through their trick, and we beat the living crap out of them.
Naruto: And as a result, Teuchi banned Bubble Bass and Lewis Travolta for life, and they even put out Wanted Posters with their pictures on them, and there was also a bounty out on them.
Nico: Damn.
Me: Teuchi wasn't going to tolerate that sort of bullshit from those two gluttons at all.
Lily: That's why I also banned Bubble Bass from The Krusty Krab for life after he got sent to prison, and he was banned from all the ramen restaurants and restaurants in Gotham Royal York for life as well, same with Lewis Travolta, serves them right.
Blizzard: That's the last of the undead.
Oculous: All the bodies aren't moving anymore.
Koragg: That's probably for the best.
Me: At least they are all resting in peace.
I snapped my fingers and incinerated all the bodies to make sure.
Trap Jaw: What do you say we celebrate?
Nico: Good idea. Great job everyone.
Princess Luna: (To the viewers) This was a powerful thing and a fun one.
Qin: It sure was. Now we can go have fun.
Living Laser: Specifically in a place not filled with zombies?
Nico: Yep.
We went to Lynn's Table.
Slappy and Bob were still washing the blood off.
Lord High Executioner: Rest assured, I am not going down so easily.
Bob Roth: What exactly is your plan?
Lord High Executioner: (chuckles evilly) Let's just say that history is about to repeat itself. (leaves)
Bob Roth: Is it me or does that guy take his job way too seriously?
Slappy: He does.
TO BE CONTINUED
Part 12 done.
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For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Killer ShriKe, Lanhua, Yost Graviton, Universe 666 Mean Twilight Sparkle, Grim Reaper Unversed and Evil Tuxedo Mask Rice Fitzgerald, Haruko Kamio, Misuzu Kamio, Chan Lee, Sailor Cosmos And Sailor Moon and we're going to the park and we're going to battle Mr. Mortman who is back from the dead for revenge on Lucy Dark and us for killing him in the past and we're going to make that monster pay and Lucy Dark, Mud Lana and Mero the Mermaid are all going to transform against him and make sure that monster pays big time! Also we're going to battle Another Ghost of Captain Redbeard, Ghost of Hooded Heffer, Big Top Werewolf, Snake Demon, Ghost of Amos Littlefield, Cat Mummy, Ghost of Geronimo, Dr. Croaker, Miner 49er, Tar Monster, Creepy Lighthouse Keeper, Ghost of Dr. Coffin, Ghost of Old Salem, Steam Demon, Lanhua and Killer Shrike. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Napalm Man named Nina Pyrus Napalm and she is a fiery and explosively hot one.
The matchup is for Ophelia Ouroboros, Gene-Slammer of Ouroboros the Bronze, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Desak the God-Slayer, a villain in the Marvel comics.
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Acme Acres, specifically the place where Montana Max's former mansion stood, and we're not only going to close the portal that led to The Hell for Infinite Losers, but we're also going to destroy a gigantic and dangerous demon warrior Sebastian had left behind years ago to guard the portal and keep Buster Bunny and his friends and anyone else from it, but we're going to destroy it and close the portal for good. And we're going to meet the next pair of Cybertronian Gene-Slammers: they are Ai-Ai Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Predaking, Bianca Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Sky-Byte, Cora Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Skylynx, Dora Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Darksteel, Emily Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Terrorsaur, Farah Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Tarantulas, Gwen Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Scorponok, and Hilary Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Quickstrike, The Ramenangel Sisters: these eight angels are Lincoln's Guardian Angels from China and classmates in Cooking, and they're also masters of making ramen and have various ramen dishes and they're the sisters of Min Min from the video game, Arms. They and Lincoln even helped Teuchi expand Ramen Ichiraku to throughout the world and they're always keeping an eye on all the stores in case of troublemakers especially the jerks. Ai-Ai has red hair, Bianca has blue hair, Cora has yellow hair, Dora has orange hair, Emily has green hair, Farah has purple hair, Gwen has indigo hair and Hilary has pink hair with each sister wear matching skirt and shirt matched by their hair color. Lincoln made the Ramenangel Sisters and Min Min beautiful necklaces, and to show thanks, they each kissed Lincoln on the lips, and they hate Bubble Bass and Lewis Travolta with a blazing passion, the reason why? It's because they tried to scam all the Ramen Ichiraku restaurants of their food, but Lincoln, Min Min, and the Ramenangel Sisters saw right through their trick and beat the living crap out of them.
Part 13 is for A Night In Terror Tower and QIN IS GOING TO GO BALLISTIC ON THIS ONE!
See you next time.
