A NIGHT IN TERROR TOWER


Poromon was in Ben's car.

Poromon: Thank you for driving me.

Ben: You know I'm supposed to be looking out for Goosebumps monsters with the others, right?

Poromon: Relax. I'm not keeping you from anything. Your check engine light is on.

Ben: Mm-hmm.

Poromon: Typically that's an indicator. To, you know, check your engine.

Ben: It's fine, it's been on for, like, a month.

Poromon: Well, actually, that would be all the more reason to, you know, check your engine.

Ben: Poromon, it's fine.

Poromon: If it were fine, the light wouldn't be on. That's why the manufacturer installed that light, to let you know it's not fine.

Ben: Uh, maybe the light's broken.

Poromon: Is there a "check the check engine light light"?

Ben: How about we change the subject?

Poromon: OK.

The next few minutes were silent before Poromon did a popping sound. And then, he did more popping sounds which got on Ben's nerves.

Poromon was popping like a fish.

Ben: Please don't do that!

Poromon: Ok. I'm sorry. It's just that I'm finding your reckless nonchalance regarding the check-engine light to be very troubling.

NOBODY LIKES A BACKSEAT DRIVER POROMON!

Ben: (Pulling over) Get out.

Poromon: Well, I have to tell you that while I do have a theoretical understanding of the workings of an internal combustion engine, I'm not sure I'm capable of performing diagnostics.

Ben: I said, get out.

Poromon: Okay. I'll give it a shot. (Gets out. Ben drives away.)

Poromon: AW CRAP!

Julie came.

Julie Yamamoto: Hey Poromon. Ben kick you out?

Poromon: Yeah.

Poromon called us.

Nico: Hello? Hey Poromon.

Poromon: Can one of you guys drive me home?

Nico: Sorry. I have to get ready for my rescue. Back me up here, will you, Julie?

Julie Yamamoto: No, just for the fun of it, I'm gonna take his side.

Rice: I'm sorry, Poromon. You'll just have to find someone else to drive.

Poromon looked at Julie.

Julie: (groans) Oh damn, I picked the wrong side.

OH BOY!

Julie is driving on her moped, Poromon is on the back clutching her for dear life and screaming.

Poromon: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Oh God, not the bad neighborhood! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

FOR MERCY'S SAKE SHE IS NOT EVEN GOING THAT FAST!

Later he was with Kevin and Gwen in Kevin's car.

Kevin Levin was driving his car with Gwen and Poromon as the passengers.

Kevin Levin: Why did Julie leave you in the middle of the road anyway?

Poromon: We had a difference of opinion.

Gwen Tennyson: Over what?

Poromon: Whether or not she was trying to kill me. For the record, I maintain she was. Where are you going?

Kevin Levin: I'm taking you home.

Poromon: Oh, but I'm not going home. I'm planning to go to the grocery to get more beer for me. And for the liquor store.

By now, Kevin's eye was twitching.

UH OH!

Gwen Tennyson: Kevin, remember to take a deep breath.

Kevin Levin: (sighs) Right. I have a better idea.

He dropped him off at Lynn's Table.

Poromon: Oh Feather Biscuits!


Sitting in the park was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Killer ShriKe, Lanhua, Yost Graviton, Universe 666 Mean Twilight Sparkle, Grim Reaper Unversed and Evil Tuxedo Mask Rice Fitzgerald, Haruko Kamio, Misuzu Kamio, Chan Lee, Sailor Cosmos And Sailor Moon as well as Tai Kamiya, Andros, Marcus Damon, Mikey Kudo, Emu, Michael, Piper, Pepperdance, Nuova Shenron, Kopaka, and Flurry Heart and we were there for another awesome and fun rescue.

Nico: Boy this is fun.

Qin: You said it.

Lola: Man this is awesome.

Lily: You said it!

Haruko: I'm really excited for this.

Rice Fitzgerald: Me too. This is gonna be so fun.

Qin: Yeah it will!

Nico: Rice, I want to thank you, Killer Shrike, and your teams for coming.

Rice Fitzgerald: No problem Nico. This will be fun and cool.

Laney: It sure will.

Nico: Haruka, what do you like to do in your free time?s

Haruka: Well I work as a caretaker. I look out for the elderly.

Eli: When me and Misuzu first met I saw Haruka look out for Misuzu every day when she was in a wheelchair. Me and bro where we came from did some research on her disease and it was actually called the Curse of the Wind Angel or Kanna. My blood actually could save her life from it and the powers of the Force too.

Nico: Wow! That is amazing.

Lola: Yeah.

Misuzu: And I will always be grateful to Eli for it.

Nico: That was very nice of you.

Haruka: It sure is. My sister means everything to me.

Qin: Aww.

Nico: Yeah. So sweet.

Sheila (D&D): That is awesome and cool.

Lola: It sure is.

secs agoMe: Yep. Man that was the most explosive adventure ever with fighting zombies.

Qin: Yeah it was!

Camie: That was awesome!

Me: Yeah. Man the Team Fortress men did amazingly well against them.

Nico: They had the highest body count

Me: They sure do and they are the kinds of people that don't take any prisoners.

Nicole: You got that right.

Qin: Man that is awesome.

Lola: I'll say!

Nico: Yep. But I'm glad that Amanda and her family are safe.

Me: And just like what happened last time we arrived in the midst of a massive and fiery battle.

Camie: Boy no kidding! And this happened before?

Me: It sure did. It was like a scene out of the movie Battle: Los Angeles.

Nico: That opening scene always was awesome.

Me: But it was scary seeing all those explosions and everything being destroyed at an incredible level with everything on fire.

Nico: Yeah no kidding.

Qin: That was so epic.

Nico: Of course, we killed zombies too

Me: We sure did.

Nico: Yeah that was so awesome!

Laney: Yeah.

Me: So all in all we all won our fair share of the battle.

Nico: We sure did. And Piper, Pepperdance, Nuova Shenron, Lily, Kopaka, and Flurry Heart did great too.

Lily: We sure did.

Pepperdance: (Cajun Accent) Oowee! That was fun.

Nuova Shenron: It sure was fun.

Nico: Yeah. The important thing is that Amanda and family are safe.

Qin: That is true.

Me: Yep.

Maria: Also, do you hear what Poromon's been up to?

Nico: (groans) Oh Dear God, what did he do now?

Me: He wanted a lift over to the beer store and liquor store to get some beer. But he was a total back seat driver to Ben, Julie, Gwen and Keven and they dropped him off at Lynn's Table.

Nico: Oh god!

May: Hope you don't mind but I brought him along with us.

Poromon: Yeah.

Me: Always fun having you with us Poromon.

Poromon: Yeah.

Me: Yep.

Jenna: Thank goodness me, Kia and Lina never did that with you J.D.

Me: Thank goodness for that Jenna yeah.

Xenia: Thank goodness.

Qin: Yeah.

Lola: Yeah.

Nico: Nothing out of the ordinary so far.

Me: Yeah. Nico we need to give Poromon a Drivers License.

Nico: I agree. That's a good idea.

Lincoln: Okay, guys, we've got ourselves a huge emergency: we got word from Lucy Dark and her family that Mr. Mortman is back.

We gasped.

Me: Not that ugly buttface again!

Nico: I knew that it was going to be him, I just knew it!

Me: Same here, and of course, Slappy brought him back.

Lincoln: And since we got ourselves a dangerous situation with Mortman, we're gonna need all hands on deck.

Lincoln called Mud Lana and Mero the Mermaid along with the rest of the team.

Lori: We literally heard everything and got here as fast as we could, Linky. So, is it true Mr. Mortman has come back?

Lincoln: Yep.

Lola: That dummy's really gone too far.

Lana: Yeah!

Just then, we met up with Lucy Dark and her family.

Lucy Dark: Guys, did you hear about...?

Lincoln: We did, Mr. Mortman's come back, and it was because of Slappy.

Lucy Dark: Figures. We need to stop him right now.

Lincoln: And we will, and you all better brace yourselves: we're also going to expose his true form by tricking him into eating crickets, didn't you say you saw him change into his monster form when he ate some crickets?

Lucy Dark: That's right.

Me: That's a smart idea, Lincoln. Now, let's head for the library.

Nico: Lets go.

Twilight Sparkle: I always love libraries.

Me: You love libraries and book stores. Also the library is having a book sale today Twilight so you can get some books after we deal with Mortman.

Twilight Sparkle: Good idea J.D.

Lola: We faced Mortman before and he was a REALLY NASTY monster.

Nico: Yeah he was a butt ugly monster.

Qin: Yeah.

We head for the library, and we hid behind the shelves as we headed deep into Mr. Mortman's office, and just in time to see him feeding his spiders crickets. Suddenly, he grabbed a handful of crickets, and he was about to eat them.

Me: This is it. Lincoln, get ready.

Lincoln: Right.

Just then, Mr. Mortman began eating crickets, and that was the signal as the four large golden rings orbiting around the corners of Lincoln's large golden halo behind his head glowed and fired four beams of light which then formed a viewing window for all to see. Then, they saw it for themselves: suddenly, Mr. Mortman transformed into his monster form as his eyes turned black and bulged out of his head.

This grossed everyone who wasn't with us out.

Camie: Oh, okay, that's disgusting!

Me: Big time. This guy is one buttugly motherfucking sack of shit.

Nico: Let's get that bug eating freak.

Suddenly, the spirits of the legendary monsters of myth and folklore appeared from nowhere and they attacked Mr. Mortman with energy blasts and elemental forces, then, they converged, and they exploded as a Thunderbird Screech and Phoenix Cry was heard, and we appeared.

Mr. Mortman: YOU!

Nico: That's right, us, you bug-eating bug-eyed freak!

Me: You are one UGLY Motherfucker.

Eli: Even though you aren't NEARLY as ugly as a Yautja you still are ugly.

Lincoln: We should've known that dummy had brought you back for more, but, at least, we also get another chance to kill you once more.

Lincoln fired powerful blasts of rainbow lightning from the four large golden rings orbiting around the corners of Lincoln's large golden halo behind his head, and they electrocuted Mr. Mortman.

Lucy Dark: Nice one. Now, for me.

Lucy Dark fired blasts of blood red lightning that electrocuted Mr. Mortman.

Nico: Nice.

Me: Have you looked at yourself in the mirror lately Mortman? You are about as buttugly as a toxic waste dump!

Qin: Yeah!

Me: (Activates Mr. Nasty's ridewatch) I've seen uglier people than you come in last at the ugliest moron contest and you have an ugly face that can crack a landfill!

Nico: Nice!

Me: You want to see an ugly face? (Gets out Eustace's Mask) OOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!

Mr. Mortman screamed!

Nico: Nice one!

Ben: Poromon, after the rescue, me, Gwen, Kevin, and Julie need to have a talk with you.

Poromon: Okay.

Andros: Let's Rocket!

Emu: Henshin!

They transformed and were ready!

Me: Looking at your face Mortman makes me fucking sick to my stomach!

Mortman: Fuck you too! I HATE YOU!

His hate caused my aura to explode out with incredible force!

Me: Thanks for the power boost freak!

Poromon got out a beer bottle.

He threw it and smashed it on Mortman's head!

SMASH!

Poromon: Top this! (ECHOING) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!

He fired a blast of lightning and it hit Mortman and ignited the beer and he bursted into flames!

I then went at Mortman and we both roared and I punched him in the face and kicked him in the stomach and I dodged his punches and then kicked him in the face and punched him in the face and kicked him in the chest and flipped him and smashed his chest open with a deadly piledriver!

I then grabbed his eye stalks and then…

SQUELCH!

I RIPPED HIS EYE STALKS CLEAR OFF HIM!

He screamed in excruciating agony!


As the fight was going on, Slappy and Bob were watching and Slappy looked like he was going to hurl and so was Bob.

Bob threw up on him first.

Bob Roth: (VOMITS)

Slappy: HEY! YOU IDIOT!

Slappy threw up on him in return.

Bob Roth: Aw yuck!

They threw up on each other repeatedly!


Nico: Honestly, the eye stalks are creepy!

Me: You look better without them anyway.

Mortman: (ROARING IN PAIN) I WILL KILL YOU!

Suddenly, Lucy Dark's blood red eyes turned neon blood red and she was surrounded by a black and blood red energy aura with stars, dark flames, dark lightning, blood red lightning, darkness, shadows, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, creatures of the night, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Sword of The Goosebumps Monster Busters from her back, and as she approached Mortman, she left black and blood red energy, stars, dark flames, dark lightning, blood red lightning, darkness, shadows, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, creatures of the night, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Lucy Dark: You've always given me the creeps, Mr. Mortman, but to also find out that you're also a monster as well who dared to come here to our town and think you can get away with that, you are wrong. Your actions can never be forgiven, and for that, I will drag your soul into darkness eternal for your crimes, and I will make sure that you never return from the dead.

Suddenly, Lucy Dark was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and blood red energy with stars, dark flames, dark lightning, blood red lightning, darkness, shadows, dark magic, black magic, and Satanic Magic surrounding the vortex, there are creatures of the night, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blood red phoenix with red eyes glaring at Mr. Mortman: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Lucy Dark emerged, but she was changed forever.

Lucy Dark grew to 7'9" in height, she has gold metal bands on her biceps and thighs, she now has eleven large blood red orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has blood red highlights in the bangs of her long flowing midnight black hair reaching to the bottom of her neck and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blood red eyes and a black and blood red energy aura with stars, dark flames, dark lightning, blood red lightning, darkness, shadows, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, creatures of the night, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has a vampire bat with a full moon above its head and three drops of blood on its belly emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with blood red iris, she has on black bat earrings with the Dark and Eternity Kanji in its claws and her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with blood red gems on the black blood drop links and black bat-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of it is a vampire bat with blood red gems for eyes and the Dark and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck, Lucy Dark has on a short-sleeved black blouse, short-sleeved black shirt with blood red phoenix, black skirt with vampire bats on them, black pants, black knee-high boots with vampire bats on them for the shoe buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, dark flames, dark lightning, blood red lightning, darkness, shadows, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, creatures of the night, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is the Castle of The Vampires with the full moon shining down and bats flying around it and The Goosebumps Monster Busters symbol inside the full moon. Suddenly, Lucy Dark felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive black angel wings with blood red tips on the large black feathers and surging with lightning grew much bigger for her new body and her vampire fangs grew. Lucy Dark has on a Ring of The Phoenix with blood red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Black Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger and Ring of the Goths of Darkness on her right pinkie, and black fingerless gloves with the symbol of The Goosebumps Monster Busters on the back and a Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Lucy Dark's massive Sword of The Goosebumps Monster Busters and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging and they were surrounded in a kaleidoscope of black and blood red energy, stars, dark flames, dark lightning, blood red lightning, darkness, shadows, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, creatures of the night, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Lucy Dark's Goosebumps Monster Busters Crusnik Vampire Eternal Demonic Darkness Greatsword of Eternal Darkness Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded blood red gems and the creatures of the night and symbols of The Goosebumps Monster Busters and Goths of Darkness etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large midnight black vampire bat heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large blood red gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large black vampire bat heads with blood red gems for eyes and a large black vampire bat head with blood red gems for eyes and blood red gem in its mouth on the bottom of the black vampire bat heads for the pommel, she has on her gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with large black gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left gold Bracer, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold bat head with blood red gems for eyes and a large black gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a blood red kanji below the Castle of The Vampires that said, "Lucy Dark, Crusnik Vampire Angel of Darkness, Member of The Goosebumps Monster Busters and Goths of Darkness, Eldest Daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Dark, Loving Sister of Randy Dark, Destroyer of Mr. Mortman, Archenemy of Evil Shade Man, The Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Blood Red Lightning, Vampires, and The Creatures of The Night"

ルーシー・ダーク、クルスニク・ヴァンパイア・オブ・ダークネス、グースバンプス・モンスター・バスターズとゴート・オブ・ダークネスのメンバー、ダーク夫妻の長女、ランディ・ダークの愛する妹、ミスター・モートマンの破壊者、イービル・シェード・マンの大敵、ブレイブ宇宙の戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情と要素の力のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲイツ、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者でありスレイヤー、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、才能のある漫画作家およびビデオゲーマー、数多くの驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして闇のマスター、ブラッドレッドライトニング、ヴァンパイア、そして夜の生き物たち

Lucy Dark has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-CRUSNIK-VAMPIRE-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC DARKNESS GOOSEBUMPS MONSTER BUSTER TRUE ETERNAL DARK SHADOW DARKNESS CRUSNIK VAMPIRE DARK PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC DARKNESS GOOSEBUMPS MONSTER BUSTER TRUE ETERNAL DARK SHADOW DARKNESS CRUSNIK VAMPIRE DARK PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC COSMIC DARKNESS GOOSEBUMPS MONSTER BUSTER TRUE ETERNAL DARK SHADOW DARKNESS CRUSNIK VAMPIRE DARK PHOENIX ANGEL DEATH!

We were amazed by Lucy Dark's Super Angel-Crusnik-Vampire-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Mr. Mortman saw it, he roared with rage and ran at her to kill her, but Lucy Dark fired a massive barrage of black and blood red energy, stars, dark flames, dark lightning, blood red lightning, darkness, shadows, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, creatures of the night, phoenixes, and angels which hit Mr. Mortman and he got electrocuted, he got back up, but now, he was beyond enraged.

Lucy Dark: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Goosebumps Monster Buster Eternal Darkness Crusnik Vampire Dark Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Goosebumps Monster Buster Eternal Darkness Crusnik Vampire Dark Phoenix Angel Death) You're done causing me a lot of trouble for the last time, Mortman.

Nico: You're not leaving this place alive!

Mud Lana: Yeah, you're getting what you deserve.

Suddenly, Mud Lana's mud brown eyes turn neon mud brown and she was surrounded by a mud brown energy aura with stars, mud, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Mud Lana's Muddy Phoenix Greatsword of Mud Justice from her back, and as she approached Mr. Mortman, she left mud brown energy, stars, mud, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Mud Lana: Honestly, I've got nothing nice to say to you, so why don't we just call it a day and let us destroy you.

Suddenly, Mud Lana was surrounded by a massive vortex of mud brown energy with stars and mud surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at Mr. Mortman: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Mud Lana emerged, but she was changed forever.

Mud Lana grew from 7'4" to 7'9" in height, she has gold metal bands on her biceps and thighs, and she has eleven large mud brown orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has mud brown highlights in the bangs of her now long flowing blonde hair reaching the bottom of her neck and she still has on her red hat and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon mud brown eyes and a mud brown energy aura with stars, mud, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has a phoenix holding the Mud Kanji in its claws emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with brown iris, she has on phoenix earrings with the Mud and Eternity Kanjis in its claws and her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with mud brown gems on the gold mud links and mud brown crystal links and a mud brown phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony and below the Element of Harmony is a phoenix with mud brown gems for eyes and holding the Mud and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant and and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck, she has on a sleeveless green shirt with mud brown phoenix on it, blue pants with mud on the legs of the pants, marine blue knee-high boots with phoenixes on them for the buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, mud, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix with mud surrounding it. Suddenly, Mud Lana felt a sharp pain on her back and then, her massive blond angel wings with mud brown tips on the large blonds feathers grew much bigger for her new body and her eleven massive and long blonds wolf tails now have mud brown tips and mud brown markings, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with large mud brown gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Blue Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger, and she has on mud brown fingerless gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on the back and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Mud Lana's massive Mud Lana's Muddy Phoenix Greatsword of Mud Justice and all the swords she'd gotten began merging together, and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of mud brown energy, stars, mud, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Mud Lana's L-Emental Eternal Mud Phoenix Angel Greatsword of L-Emental Mud Justice, it's a brand-new large greatsword with embedded brown gems and a phoenix etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged mud brown blade, large mud brown phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt with large mud brown gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large mud brown phoenix heads with mud brown gems for eyes and a large mud brown phoenix head with mud brown gems for eyes and mud brown gem in its beak on the bottom of the phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with large mud brown gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left gold Bracer, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with large gold phoenix head with mud brown gems for eyes and a large mud brown gem in its beak for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a mud brown kanji below the phoenix that said, "Mud Lana Loud, Elemental Angel of Mud, Third Youngest of The Loud Family, Loving Sister of Her Many Siblings and Loving Twin Sister of Plant Lola Loud, Member of The L-Ementals, Loving Youngest Daughter of Rita and Lynn Senior, Loving Girlfriend of Gasoline Skippy, Mud-Loving Grease Monkey of Gotham Royal York, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Descendant of 17th Century Lana of Loch Loud in Scotland, Archenemy of Universe 666 Mane-Iac, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Defender of The Loud House and The Loud Family, and Master of Mud, Phoenixes, and Angels"

マッド・ラナ・ラウド、泥のエレメンタル・エンジェル、ラウド家の三番目の末っ子、多くの兄弟の愛する妹であり、プラントの愛する双子の妹 ローラ・ラウド、L-エメンタルズのメンバー、リタとリン・シニアの愛する末娘、プラントの愛するガールフレンドガソリンスキッピー、ゴッサムロイヤルヨークの泥を愛するグリースモンキー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力のマスター、そしてエレメント、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者であり殺戮者、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、数多くの驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、17世紀の子孫スコットランドのラウド湖のラナ、ユニバース666の大敵マネ・アイアック、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、ラウド・ハウスとラウド・ファミリーの擁護者、そして泥、フェニックス、天使の達人

Mud Lana has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA L-EMENTAL TRUE ETERNAL GREASE MONKEY MUD-SLINGING PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC L-EMENTAL TRUE ETERNAL GREASE MONKEY MUD-SLINGING PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC L-EMENTAL TRUE ETERNAL GREASE MONKEY MUD-SLINGING PHOENIX ANGEL HOPE!

We were amazed by Mud Lana's Super Angel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Mr. Mortman saw it, he went mad with rage, but Mud Lana fired a massive barrage of mud brown energy, stars, mud, phoenixes, and angels, and they hit Mr. Mortman and he seriously got covered in mud, he cleaned himself off, but now, he was even madder than ever.

Mud Lana: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The L-Emental True Eternal Grease Monkey Mud-Slinging Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic L-Emental True Eternal Grease Monkey Mud-Slinging Phoenix Angel Hope) You've had this coming, you butt-ugly monster.

Mero: And it's about to get a lot worse.

Lincoln: You said it. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) And hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.

Nico: That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!

Suddenly, we saw a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.

Lincoln: I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!

Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now weak and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes.

Suddenly, Mero's blue eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by a light pink energy aura with stars, water, ocean waves, mermaids, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive greatsword from her back, and as she approached Mr. Mortman, she left light pink energy, stars, water, ocean waves, mermaids, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Mero: Every single word that Lucy Dark said to you was true, and you know what, you're done with running loose, and now, we'll make sure you never come back!

Suddenly, Mero was surrounded by a massive vortex of light pink energy with stars, water, and ocean waves surrounding the vortex, there are mermaids, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a pink phoenix with red eyes glaring at Mr. Mortman: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Mero emerged, but she was changed forever.

Mero grew from 6'0" to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large light pink orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the voluptuous body of a goddess, she has ocean blue highlights in the bangs of her long flowing light pink hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blue eyes and a light pink energy aura with stars, water, ocean waves, mermaids, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has a phoenix and mermaid emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with blue iris, she has on mermaid earrings with blue gems for eyes and holding the Water and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has a mermaid with blue gems for eyes and holding the Water and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her pink mermaid-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold phoenix pendant of her Elemental Phoenix Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with light pink crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and light pink gems on the gold water drop links and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck. Mero has on her short-sleeved Gothic Lolita style dress, and she now has legs, and she has on a long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, water, ocean waves, mermaids, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix and mermaid surrounded by stars and water. Suddenly, Mero felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive light pink angel wings with blue tips on the large light pink feathers grew and sprouted out of her back and she now has eleven massive and long light pink wolf tails with blue tips and blue markings and her light pink mermaid tail also grew longer. Mero has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large light pink gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Mero's massive greatsword and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're suddenly surrounded by a kaleidoscope of light pink energy, stars, water, ocean waves, mermaids, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it transformed into Meroune Lorelai's Oceanic Maelstrom Mermaid Angel Greatsword of Oceanic Maelstrom Mermaid Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded blue gems and mermaid and phoenix etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged light pink blade, large light pink mermaid heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large light pink gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large light pink mermaid heads with blue gems for eyes and large light pink phoenix head with blue gems for eyes and large blue gem in its mouth on the bottom of the light pink mermaid heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with light pink gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left gold Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold mermaid head with light pink gems for eyes and large light pink gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a light pink kanji below the phoenix and mermaid that said, "Meroune Lorelai Also Known as Mero the Mermaid, Legendary Voluptuous Mermaid of European, African, and Asian Myth, Friend of Many Monster Girls, Future Wife of James Dean Knudson, Archenemy of The Sea Demon, Expert Swimmer, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Water, Ocean Waves, Mermaids, Phoenixes, and Angels"

メルーン・ローレライは、人魚メロとしても知られ、ヨーロッパ、アフリカ、アジアの神話に登場する伝説的な官能的な人魚、多くのモンスター娘の友人、ジェームズ・ディーン・クヌッドソンの将来の妻、海の悪魔の大敵、水泳の達人、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、守護者です。 、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者であり救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、セレスティアル・ゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲートのマスター、究極の力究極の善、真実、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者であり悪の破壊者、狂った、殺人的、無慈悲な真の女神、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして水、海の波、人魚、フェニックス、天使のマスター

Mero has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-EUROPEAN MERMAID-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE OCEANIC MAELSTROM VOLUPTUOUS EUROPEAN MERMAID ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC OCEANIC MAELSTROM VOLUPTUOUS EUROPEAN MERMAID ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC OCEANIC MAELSTROM VOLUPTUOUS EUROPEAN MERMAID ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Mero's Super Angel-European Mermaid-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when I saw Doppel, I had an atomic red blush on my face, hearts in my eyes, and my nose was bleeding. But, when Mr. Mortman saw it, he fell into an even darker rage and ran at her to kill her, but Mero fired a massive barrage of light pink energy, stars, water, ocean waves, mermaids, phoenixes, and angels which hit Mr. Mortman and exploded with incredible power as he was sent flying into a tree, he got back up, but now, he was beyond pissed off.

Mero: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Voluptuous European Mermaid Angel and Divine Cosmic Oceanic Maelstrom Voluptuous European Mermaid Angel Love) Now, it's high time we got rid of you for good. Me: You're going to be nothing more than a pile of ashes after we get through with you, you bug-eyed freak!

Nico: Honestly, why couldn't you have looked like the average monster?

Qin: Yeah you freak.

Nico: And we're also going to piss Slappy off even more.

Lincoln: This is going to be good.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope.

Then, I transformed into Super Angel-Wolf Moon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Hope and unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and we joined Lucy Dark, Mud Lana, and Mero and so did the rest of us as we unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You're done running loose, Mortman, now we're going to make absolutely sure that you never ever return again!

Lincoln, Lucy Dark, Mud Lana, Mero, and I went after Mr. Mortman and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and blood red energy, light pink energy, mud brown energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Golems, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Elemental Phoenixes, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Mr. Mortman and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, we attacked him with our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more with his gold-armored claws and firing energy slashes from his gold-plated claws and I left many more with my claws, and he, Lucy Dark, Mud Lana, Mero, and I attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving Mr. Mortman insane and straight to the brink of insanity.

Lucy Dark fired waves of blood red lightning and they really electrocuted Mr. Mortman really badly.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) This has gone on long enough. (ECHOING VOICE) CRIMSON LIGHTNING!

Lincoln fired waves of crimson red lightning which hit Mr. Mortman and electrocuted him badly. Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his eleven massive and long wolf tails into white wolf heads, and they went right at Mr. Mortman and they proceeded to tear him apart and devour him piece by piece. Many of us turned green in the face and barfed!

Chunk: OH JEEZ! I THINK I'M GONNA HURL!

Slab: HOLD IT IN PAL!

Luna: EW! PUKE FEST!

FWOMP!

Luna fainted.

Then, as soon as they were done, the wolf head tips changed back, and Lincoln banished Mr. Mortman to The Black Gates forever. Everyone cheered as Lincoln, Lucy Dark, Mud Lana, Mero, and I holstered our massive greatswords on our backs and powered down, and Lucy Dark's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, gold halo, and massive black angel wings are permanent, and Mud Lana's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, gold halo, eleven massive and long blonde wolf tails, and massive blonde angel wings are permanent, and Mero's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, gold halo, eleven massive and long light wolf tails and longer light pink mermaid tail, and massive light pink angel wings are permanent.

Nico: Damn, now that was really gruesome.

Me: Very.

Lincoln: BLECH! He tasted like garbage, raw sewage, toxic waste and bat guano!

Lincoln got out an industrial size bottle of mouthwash and poured it into eleven buckets, and Lincoln turned the tips of his eleven massive and long wolf tails into white wolf heads, and they gargled the mouthwash and spat it out, and the wolf head tips changed back.

Lola: Next time, don't eat anyone who tastes like garbage and bat guano, Linky.

Lincoln: I'll make sure of that.

Nico: Yeah!

Kevin Levin: Next time, eat someone who tastes like chicken.

Nico: Yeah.

Poromon: Yummy.

Lola: Yeah.

Me: Guys stop! You're making me queasy.

Kevin: Sorry.

Maria: But you get the idea.

Me: Yeah.

Laney: But we've seen the last of Mortman.

Nico: Yep.

Twilight came back and she had a massive stack of books.

Twilight Sparkle: Hey guys. Did I miss anything?

Me: The whole battle.

Luan: I knew you wouldn't resist the library. So I got the whole battle on film for you.

She showed it to her.

Twilight Sparkle: Whoa! That was awesome!

Nico: They're gonna need a new librarian.

Me: Yep.

Lucy Dark: Now that Mortman has been exposed.

We were hearing much of the city throw up!

Nico: Our exposure was a little too much.

Me: A little?

Nico: Okay it was A LOT too much.

Lincoln: Yeah.

Nico: But it was worth it.

Me: Yep. What books did you get Twilight?

Twilight Sparkle: Lots of good ones.

She showed us books on physics, astronomy, nature and more.

Me: Boy you are loaded.

Twilight Sparkle: Yep.

Nico: Yeah.

Twilight Sparkle: I got all the books they had in the sale.

Me: Boy you really cleaned out their entire inventory.

Twilight Sparkle: I sure did.

Nico: We'll pay for them.

Twilight Sparkle: Oh I already paid for them.

Nico: Oh then nevermind.

Me: Awesome. Now for the Anothers.

Eli: Lets see who we got. (CONCENTRATES) Whoa! We have Ghost of Captain Redbeard, Ghost of Hooded Heffer, Big Top Werewolf, Snake Demon, Ghost of Amos Littlefield, Cat Mummy, Ghost of Geronimo, Dr. Croaker, Miner 49er, Tar Monster, Creepy Lighthouse Keeper, Ghost of Dr. Coffin, Ghost of Old Salem, Steam Demon, Lanhua and Killer Shrike.

We gasped!

Qin: WHOA!

Nico: This will be interesting.

Aylene C.: Tar Monster for me since I'm here.

Billy Batson: And Creepy Keeper for me too.

Qin: Yep.

Maria: Who do we call?

Me: Lets see.

I pulled up a list.


Eureka Thurston, Captain Barbossa and Youngblood VS The Ghost of Captain Redbeard

Rikochet, Juandissimo Magnifico and Triple H VS The Ghost of The Hooded Heifer

Stygian, Knight Man and Hardball (Samurai Jack) VS The Big Top Werewolf

Rockhoof, Scotsman (Samurai Jack) and Kitty & Bunny (Courage) VS The Ghost of Amos Littlefield

Somnambula, Yami Yugi and Neith (SMITE) VS The Snake Demon

Mage Meadowbrook, Buffo & his Frog Worshipers and Burner Man VS The Cat Mummy

Flash Magnus, Kevin Levin and Neytiri VS The Ghost of Geronimo

Mistmane, Buffo & his Frog Worshipers and Toad Man VS Dr. Croaker

Star Swirl, Tomahawk Man and Yamato Man VS The Miner 49er

Aylene Carter, Spear & Fang and Strut VS The Tar Monster

Shazam VS The Creepy Lighthouse Keeper

Honoka Uzumaki, Karin Uzumaki and Tayuya Uzumaki VS The Ghost of Dr. Coffin

Zhalia Moon, Neji Hyuga and Shade Man VS The Ghost of Old Salem

Vapor Trail, Fire Man and Han the 5 Tails Jinchuriki VS The Steam Demon


Me: Ah here we are.

Nico: Not including the groups but okay.

Poromon: Everyone's already here, right?

Me: Yep they sure are.

Vapor Trail: This is gonna be fun.

?: Perhaps I can help too.

We saw a girl with pitch black hair, blue eyes with purple sclera, black angel wings, black clothes, and had a tiara with the symbol of the Shadow Dopant on it and the same symbol on her skirt and she had a tattoo in the shape of the kanji for Shadow on her arm and she had a shadow runesword in her hand.

Me: Shadow Noir!

Shadow Noir: Awesome to see you again J.D. And no I am not an Another. Someone else is.

Eli: She's right. Usually it's at the end they appear. I sense that the Anothers minus Killer Shrike are one person though.

Nico: Wow.

Me: And also Shadow has darkness powers and she is a true master of shadows and the forces of darkness. And she is also the Embodiment of the Shadow Dopant.

Nico: Cool!

Qin: Wow! That is awesome.

Lola: Yeah.

Brittney: You would make a perfect addition to the Goths of Darkness.

Shadow Noir: Thanks.

Nico: There they are!

Out came Another Ghost of Captain Redbeard, Ghost of Hooded Heffer, Big Top Werewolf, Snake Demon, Ghost of Amos Littlefield, Cat Mummy, Ghost of Geronimo, Dr. Croaker, Miner 49er, Tar Monster, Creepy Lighthouse Keeper, Ghost of Dr. Coffin, Ghost of Old Salem, Steam Demon and Lanhua!

Me: Yeah!

Billy Batson: This will be fun! SHAZAM!

LOUD THUNDERCLAP!

A bolt of lightning hit him and he transformed into CAPTAIN THUNDER!

Nico: YEAH!

Another Tar Monster: (In a girls voice) That is awesome.

Lincoln: Gallie Geonosis!? Whoa!

They merged and she reverted back and she was a girl with orange hair, orange wings, orange eyes and had orange clothes and she had a Geonosian Symbol in the middle of her forehead.

Gallie Geonosis: Awesome to see you again Lincoln and wow you grew into an awesome young man.

Lincoln: I know.

Nico: Care to introduce us Lincoln?

Lincoln: Sure. This is Gallie Geonosis, Keyblade Knight of Geonosis, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's also a powerful Jedi and a powerful force of epic power. She was born and raised on the planet, Geonosis, and she has intense light powers and is as strong as 500,000,000 Jedi Knights put together. She has all of their powers and uses the powers of the Light Side of the Force for Good. She is the Keyblade Knight of the planet, Geonosis, and she witnessed the Jedi Knights' battles against The Sith, and she'd helped out in many of their battles against The Sith. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained me a lot about how to use the Keyblade and I'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and I became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained me on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained me a lot when it came to mastering The Light Side of The Force while Maridia Amidala trained me a lot when it came to mastering The Dark Side of The Force for Good, and over time, I became a powerful Master of The Light and Dark Side of The Force and I eventually became as strong as 900,000,000 Jedi Knights and 900,000,000 Sith Lords, and she taught him everything that she knows when it comes to using the powers of light.

Me: Wow! The Keyblade Knight of the planet Geonosis.

Eli: That's where the awesome Battle of Geonosis took place and it was awesome.

Me: Yep.

Qin: That was really awesome.

Xenia: It sure was.

Nico: Yeah.

Me: By the way since Shadow is with us I have a feeling the Another Killer Shrike is…

Gallie Geonosis: Hostile. Yeah and he REALLY HAS it for you J.D.

Me: Uh oh!

Nico: (GULPS)

Qin: Oh boy.

Eli: I recognize that symbol in the middle of your forehead. That's the emblem of the Petranaki Arena.

Gallie Geonosis: That's right.

Me: That is cool.

Nico: Sorry we have to do this.

Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.

Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.

(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)

The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.

Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)

O holoré lay thee low

Holoél dark in the Deep

Down beneath the earth you go

Go holoré fast to sleep

O holoré lay thee low

Holoél dark in the Deep

Down beneath the earth you go

Go holoré fast to sleep

Fast to sleep

Fast to sleep

Dark holoré in the Deep

Rise again holoré now

Spring abundant holoél

Render green the dying bough

Raise the rock where Yurgen fell

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Spring abundant holoél

She glowed and was separated from the Anothers.

Nico: This is gonna be good!

They fired waves of energy and elements and blasted the Anothers all over.

Qin: Yeah!

Maria: Better call for backup. (TURNS DIAL) THUNDER DEMON 6!

She summoned Tchang Zu, Queen Jellyfish, Grem, Edgar the Bug, Caleb Quinn and Atomic Flounder!

Nico: Oh yeah!

Grem: This will be fun.

Nico: Show yourself! I know you're here!

Out came ANOTHER KILLER SHRIKE!

Me: Another Killer Shrike.

Another Killer Shrike: I HATE YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING J.D.! YOU SENT ME TO PRISON AFTER YOU HELPED MY DAUGHTER EXPOSE MY OPERATION ON SOCIAL MEDIA!

Me: (GASP) (GROWLS)

My aura flared up with explosive force.

Me: Brad Davis! I should have known!

He reverted back and was a mad that was dressed in a red prison jumpsuit and he had black hair and his eyes were BURNING WITH INTENSE RAGE!

Me: I vowed that if I ever saw your face again that I would kill you in the most excruciatingly painful and brutal manner and burn you alive while you were bleeding to death!

Brad Davis: YOU WILL DIE FIRST!

Nico: Who is this?

Me: His name is Brad Davis. He is the former biological father of my friend Hayley Davis, she is the gene-slammer of Shinobird Monsters. This guy hated his own daughter with a vengeance. He was physically and VERBALLY abusive to her and he would do all kinds of HORRIBLE things to her.

EVERYONE GROWLED AT THAT!

Me: She came to school with a nasty black eye and I went with her to her house. When we found out what he was doing which was shady illegal smuggling of animals we posted it all over social media and then the police came and as he was about to be arrested HE DID SOMETHING SO HORRIBLE THAT IT WAS BEYOND IMAGINATION!

Eli: What did he do?

Me: He disowned his daughter for no reason and then held her down, raped her, sodomized her, and then shot her leg full of bullets! I punched him off and then the SWAT team came and shot his leg full of holes and they arrested him. And I vowed that if I ever saw him again that I would rip him to shreds and then rip his throat open and then burn him alive while he is still bleeding to death!

When it was done EVERYONE WAS HORRIFIED AND ENRAGED AT HIM!

Brad Davis: THAT MOTHERFUCKING WHORE HAD IT COMING! I WILL KILL HER IF I SEE HER AND FINISH WHAT I STARTED!

POW!

I punched him square in the face and stabbed him right in his arm with a dagger!

Me: You want to get to her, you got to go through me!

I THEN PUNCHED HIM IN HIS FACE REPEATEDLY!

POW! POW! POW! POW! POW! POW! POW! POW! POW!

I was punching him all over till I knocked out all of his teeth and broke his nose.

Nico pulled me off.

Nico: J.D. save some for all of us.

Me: Oh sorry.

Kaito: (gets out Jetman gear) Normally, we'd ask you what Swartz promised you.

Zocks: (gets out Zyuranger gear) But I think said promise is obvious.

Me: And that is revenge on me.

Brad spit out blood.

Brad Davis: THAT'S RIGHT AND AFTER I'M DONE WITH YOU I'M GOING TO KILL EVERYONE YOU LOVE J.D. AND THEN KILL THIS ENTIRE PLANET! THIS ENTIRE PLANET CAN GO TO FUCKING HELL!

Me: You're fucking insane!

Kaito got a Jet Sword and Zocks got a Mighty Morphin sword!

Tchang Zu: THIS GUY REALLY MAKES ME SICK!

Xenia: YEAH!

Me: When you threaten everyone I love, YOU JUST SIGNED YOUR OWN FUCKING DEATH WARRANT!

Sougo: (gets out Jetman Ridewatch) We need to find Hayley Davis after this.

Geiz: (gets out Mighty Morphin Ridewatch) She needs to know about this!

Sougo got RedHawkArmor while Geiz got TyrannoMightyMorphinArmor.

Me: Here's a picture of her.

Ben took the picture and it was a girl with blue hair and blue eyes and had blue clothes and blue angel wings and she had the symbol of the Shinobird on her forehead.

Ben: I'll find her. (TURNS INTO XLR8) XLR8!

ZOOM!

He went to find her.

Nico: I have a feeling I know what he is going to do.

Me: Yep. And I know just how she can deliver the perfect payback.

Nico: (gets out Killer Shrike's Ridewatch) You're a bad father!

Me: And I'm going to make you suffer!

Nico: People like you make me sick! (ACTIVATES KILLER SHRIKE AND LANHUA'S RIDEWATCHES)

He fired waves of energy and blasted him all over.

May: YOU MAKE ALL US PARENTS LOOK BAD! (ACTIVATES YOST GRAVITON AND UNIVERSE 666 MEAN TWILIGHT SPARKLE'S RIDEWATCHES)

She fired waves of energy and blasted him.

Maria: YOU ARE A REALLY HORRIBLE MONSTER! (ACTIVATES GRIM REAPER UNVERSED AND EVIL TUXEDO MASK'S RIDEWATCHES)

She fired a blast of energy and smashed him all over!

Haruka: And this too! (ACTIVATES LANHUA'S RIDEWATCH)

She fired an energy blast and smashed him down.

Then Beetle, Katz, Evan & Myles, Yodo, LeFou and Hellhound came.

Nico: Nice team Beetle!

Beetle: Thanks Nico!

ZOOM!

XLR8 came back with Hayley Davis!

Me: Hayley!

Hayley Davis: Hey J.D.! (GASP) (GROWLS)

She then pulled out a knife and then went over to her so-called father.

Nico: Uh oh.

Lola: I don't like that look on her face.

Killer Shrike: Wait. I remember you now! You were one of the guys I rejected for being a bank robber alongside me because you were a loose cannon!

Me: Really!? WHOA!

Nico: That is crazy!

She then got on him and then growled in explosive rage! THEN SHE DID THE UNTHINKABLE! SHE STABBED HIM RIGHT IN HIS CHEST!

SHE SCREAMED IN SO MUCH RAGE AND FURY AND WAS STABBING HIM REPEATEDLY!

SHE STABBED HIM NUMEROUS TIMES OVER AND OVER AGAIN!

Hayley Davis: (ENRAGED) I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU!

SHE STABBED HIM WITH SO MUCH RAGE AND FURY THAT SHE WAS TEARING HIM APART AND RIPPING HIM TO SHREDS!

Nico: It's like an understandable version of Crocker's freakout.

Me: Nico!

Nico: What it is.

She then disemboweled him and ripped out his intestines and then slashed is throat and decapitated him and then gouged his eyes out and ripped his tongue out and then ripped his brain out and then slashed his manhood off and then ripped out all of his organs! Then she slashed his arms and legs off!

Eli: OH MAN! THAT IS BRUTAL!

Qin: BOY SHE IS REALLY OVERFLOWING WITH SO MUCH HATE OVER HIM!

Nico: Save some for the Gene Slammer!

Me: Nico I don't think there's anything left for that!

Hayley Davis: I HATE YOU!

I went and stopped her!

Me: HAYLEY STOP!

I grabbed her.

Me: Hayley stop!

She was literally SATURATED IN BLOOD and she was dripping wet with it.

Me: Hayley he's dead!

I got the ridewatch and purified it.

?: Oh man! WHAT A BLOODY SIGHT!

We saw Napalm Man.

Nico: Napalm Man! Whoa.

Hayley looked at what she did and then she saw herself covered in blood and then she broke down crying and I comforted her.

Me: Hayley.

Napalm Man: (In a girls voice) Wow she really had it out for him.

Nico: Nina Pyrus Napalm. Wow.

Nina Pyrus Napalm: Awesome to see you again.

Nico: Same here.

I brought Hayley over and she was a mess.

Nico: WHOA! She is literally covered in blood.

Lola: No kidding.

Maria: Lets get her cleaned up.

Maria went and cleaned her up.

Nina Pyrus Napalm: Let me get rid of those leftover thugs from Flip.

I fired a wave of fire and incinerated the mutilated body of Brad and banished his spirit to the black gates.

Nina fired waves of napalm missiles and blasted them in fiery explosions!

KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

They screamed in pain as they were incinerated.

Nico: Geez.

Hayley then hugged me and cried hard and her screaming wailing and crying really was full of pain.

Nico: Poor Hayley.

Nina Pyrus Napalm: Poor girl. She really had ALL THAT HATE in her.

Camie: Yeah.

Me: It's over Hayley. It's over. He's gone for good.

Nico: Oh man.

Nina Pyrus Napalm: I can't believe he would do this to his own daughter.

Lola: Yeah.

Qin: Yeah.

Sheila: I can't believe the kind of monster that man was.

Nico: Me neither.

Hayley Davis: (WAILING) I'M SORRY GUYS! I'M SORRY!

Me: Hayley it's okay. You never have to see that monster again.

Nico: Poor girl.

Nina Pyrus Napalm: I'm naked, FYI.

Me: I had a feeling.

I put on my blind man glasses and the boys covered their eyes.

Me: It's going to hurt just so you know.

Nina Pyrus Napalm: I know.

Me: Here we go. (SNAPS FINGERS)

I snapped my fingers and she doubled over in pain and she threw up and fired a bomb and we ducked and it hit a tree and exploded into flames.

Nico: WHOA!

She was back to normal and was a girl with purple hair, orange eyes and fire angel wings and she had a symbol in the shape of a fire explosion in the middle of her forehead.

Nina Pyrus Napalm: (GROANS) Oh man that hurt. Oh man sorry about the tree. (Sees herself) GAH! Eyes to yourselves perverts!

Rarity: Don't worry darling we can fix this.

The fashion brigade gave her awesome purple clothes and she had a purple barette in the shape of the kanji for Explosion.

Nina Pyrus Napalm: Wow I look awesome.

Nico: You sure do.

May: Ha! I didn't get hit! Yay me!

But then…

SMASH!

The tree fell over and smashed onto her.

May: Ow.

May got up and she was fine.

May: I'm still okay!

Nico: Funny.

Haruka: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

Nina Pyrus Napalm: When me and Nico went and destroyed an entire cult of terrorists and I blew them all up with napalm and fireballs.

Nico: Yep.

Eli: Cool!

Xenia: Awesome.

Nico: Yep.

Nico and Nina hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

Nina Pyrus Napalm: Same here Nico.

We went back home and I comforted Hayley and she got better thanks to me and the Three Stooges.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, Maxxine, Elemental HERO Avian, Sparkman, and Bubbleman are heading to Acme Acres, specifically the place where Montana Max's former mansion stood, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the nine girls here, but we're going to close the portal that led to The Hell for Infinite Losers, and we're also going to destroy the gigantic and dangerous demon warrior Sebastian had left behind years ago to guard the portal and keep Buster Bunny and his friends and anyone else from it.

Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Acme Acres, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the nine girls here, but we're going to close the portal that led to The Hell for Infinite Losers, and we're also going to destroy the gigantic and dangerous demon warrior Sebastian had left behind years ago to guard the portal and keep Buster Bunny and his friends and anyone else from it.

Nico: This won't be easy though, I just know this demon warrior that Sebastian left there years ago is really powerful.

Just then, Buster Bunny and the others arrived.

Buster Bunny: He sure is. If we had the Mascots here, we'd get Sebastian to tell us how to destroy it.

Sebastian Mendez: And they're not here, and you won't be able to get the answers out of me that easily, not even if you were to drop an anvil or a piano on my head!

Eli: We'll see about that, you stubborn mule!

Eli snapped his fingers and a massive piano appeared and crashed down on Sebastian's head, he got out, and he now had piano keys for teeth.

Me: (Smirks) Ready to spill your guts?

Sebastian Mendez: Okay, okay, you have to use The Lord's Prayer to do so!

Maxxine: That's much better. Now, you better not have anymore nasty surprises, or we'll tell Buster and the others to do a lot worse to you.

Suddenly, we saw eight girls head our way with hair, angel wings, and clothes matching the colors of the rainbow and long white sleeveless trenchcoats with elemental forces on the coattails and the Predacons on the backs of the trenchcoats, and with them are the nine girls.

Lincoln: (GASPS) Ai-Ai Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Predaking, Bianca Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Sky-Byte, Cora Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Skylynx, Dora Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Darksteel, Emily Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Terrorsaur, Farah Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Tarantulas, Gwen Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Scorponok, and Hilary Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Quickstrike, The Ramenangel Sisters.

Ai-Ai Ramenangel: (Chinese Accent) That's right, now come on, let's close that portal and deal with that demonic guardian Sebastian left there all those years ago.

We headed for the grounds where Montana Max's former mansion stood, and there we saw it: the portal that led to The Hell for Infinite Losers.

Lincoln: There it is. Now, where's The Demonic Beast that's supposed to be guarding the portal?

Suddenly, we heard a massive roar and we saw it: it was a massive and extremely muscular 12'5" tall hulking bull demon and it was charging right at us.

Sylvester: So, there it is: the demonic guardian that was summoned to keep the portal open at all costs!

Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.

Lincoln: All we have to do is destroy that beast and close the portal, alright, then, let's get to work.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Sherlock Hound transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Demonic Bloodstained Stellar Eternal Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel of Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Justice and Divine Demonic Stellar Bloodstained Darkness Demon Hound Angel Compassion and he unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demon Knight Sparda Demonic Fang Demon Hound Greatsword of Demon Hound Darkness Justice from his back, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade of Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Ed, Maxxine and her team, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Eternal Night Dream Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after the demon bull guardian, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, Lincoln said The Lord's Prayer in Latin, and the massive 7'6" wide, double-edged golden blade of his massive greatsword was enveloped in holy light, and he fired a massive beam of holy light that not only destroyed the demonic guardian and sent it to The Black Gates, but it also hit and it sealed The Portal to The Hell for Infinite Losers forever. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and power down.

Lincoln: We did it, we finally sealed the portal to The Hell for Infinite Losers, but we still got the rest of The Z-Fighters' old foes to deal with, so Sebastian's mess from those years ago still hasn't been cleaned up, but we'll continue to do so. (To the Ramenangel Sisters) And it's so good to see you and your sisters again, Ai-Ai.

Ai-Ai Ramenangel: You too, Lincoln.

Bianca Ramenangel: It's been seven years since we last met.

Lincoln went up to The Ramenangel Sisters and he hugged them, and The Ramenangel Sisters are very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since they last saw him, and they also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and they had an atomic red blush on their faces, and the atomic red blush on their faces soon became even deeper when they saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you eight since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Cora Ramenangel: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories and gold halo behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness.

Dora Ramenangel: You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.

Emily Ramenangel: You said it, plus, we've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know them?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D.

Selene Emperyous: And so do we, these girls are Ai-Ai Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Predaking, Bianca Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Sky-Byte, Cora Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Skylynx, Dora Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Darksteel, Emily Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Terrorsaur, Farah Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Tarantulas, Gwen Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Scorponok, and Hilary Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Quickstrike, The Ramenangel Sisters: these eight girls are Lincoln's Guardian Angels from China and classmates in Cooking, and they're also masters of making ramen and they've made various ramen dishes and they're the sisters of Min Min. They and Lincoln even helped Teuchi expand Ramen Ichiraku to throughout the world and they're always keeping an eye on all the stores in case of troublemakers especially the jerks.

Michelle Emperyous: And they're easy to point out: Ai-Ai has red hair, Bianca has blue hair, Cora has yellow hair, Dora has orange hair, Emily has green hair, Farah has purple hair, Gwen has indigo hair and Hilary has pink hair with each sister wear matching skirt and shirt matched by their hair color. Lincoln made the Ramenangel Sisters and Min Min beautiful necklaces, and to show thanks, they each kissed Lincoln on the lips, and they hate Bubble Bass and Lewis Travolta with a blazing passion, the reason why? It's because they tried to scam all the Ramen Ichiraku restaurants of their food, but Lincoln, Min Min, and the Ramenangel Sisters saw right through their trick and beat the living crap out of them.

Nico: Should've known those fat tubs of lard were behind this.

Hilary Ramenangel: We hated those two gluttons with a passion, and we even have a story on how we helped Buster Bunny and his friends defend the Ramen Ichiraku restaurant that was set up in Acme Acres and all of Acme Acres from yet another one of Sebastian's blood-crazed murderous and deranged rampages.

Me: This we got to hear.

Nico: Same here.

Suddenly, Buster Bunny and his friends surrounded Sebastian and they had mallets and other toon weapons with them.

Me: Whoa, what's with the sudden hostility?

Plucky Duck: It's a habit, we've had to deal with that dirty, lowdown, mangy, blood-crazed madman for years.

Buster Bunny: And it wasn't funny.

Lincoln: We know it wasn't, and we've had to put up with his violent tendencies, even though he was freed of his Dark Side for good, and now that you girls are here.

Lincoln went up to each of The Ramenangel Sisters and he hugged them in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of their necks, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.

Ai-Ai Ramenangel: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, eight Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on The Ramenangel Sisters' necks with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with eight white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Bianca Ramenangel: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Ramenangel Sisters.

The Ramenangel Sisters had a smile on their faces and tears in their eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around them and he leaned down to each of their faces and kissed them on the lips and they also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the nine girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The nine girls are Asaka Miwa, Sara Mariya, Ayako Saibara, Shizuka Yaginuma, Emi Nomura, Mana Oguri, Megumi Ooyama, Nao Yaginuma, and Ryou Kanou from Binkan Athlete.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Asaka Miwa, Sara Mariya, Ayako Saibara, Shizuka Yaginuma, Emi Nomura, Mana Oguri, Megumi Ooyama, Nao Yaginuma, and Ryou Kanou from Binkan Athlete.

Nicole: Whoa, you just rescued a group of athletic and beautiful girls from that demonic guardian that Sebastian left all those years ago.

Lincoln: There was no way I was going to let that remnant of Sebastian's past hurt them. Are you girls okay?

Asaka Miwa: Yes, we're okay thanks to you.

Then, when Asaka Miwa and the other eight girls saw who it was that saved them from the demonic Guardian Sebastian left to guard the portal years ago, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white choker collar with gold accents and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura around him.

Asaka Miwa: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.

Lincoln made eight clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.

Asaka Miwa: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, nine Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Asaka Miwa, Sara Mariya, Ayako Saibara, Shizuka Yaginuma, Emi Nomura, Mana Oguri, Megumi Ooyama, Nao Yaginuma, and Ryou Kanou with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to the World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team was shocked to find out the villain we went after was the gigantic and very dangerous bull demon warrior Sebastian had left behind years ago to guard the portal to The Hell For Infinite Losers and keep Buster Bunny and his friends and anyone else from it

But, when Lincoln showed what we did in thrashing that demon and Lincoln using The Lord's Prayer and firing a beam of holy light that not only destroyed the demon, but also closed The Portal to The Hell for Infinite Losers forever, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him all over the place. Lincoln and The Ramenangel Sisters have a lot of catching up to do now that they're back in town.

Maria: Whoa, so you guys closed The Portal to The Hell for Infinite Losers forever?

Lincoln: And destroyed the demonic guardian Sebastian left to guard it all those years ago.

Me: We nipped the very problem that plagued us all those years ago.

Nico: And we closed the portal for good. Now, we still got the rest of Sebastian's mess to clean up from those years ago as well, but like Lincoln said, we're ready for whatever nasty surprises that were left behind in his wake.


After closing the portal to The Hell for Infinite Losers and destroying the demonic guardian there, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when The Ramenangel Sisters saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.

Ai-Ai Ramenangel: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever.

Bianca Ramenangel: He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of.

Cora Ramenangel: If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Emily Ramenangel: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.

Farah Ramenangel: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.

Nico: Yep. So, girls, mind showing us that video of what you all did in defending the Ramen Ichiraku in Acme Acres and all of Acme Acres from Sebastian years ago?

Emily Ramenangel: You got it.

The Ramenangel Sisters put up the video, and it showed The Ramenangel Sisters at Acme Acres and the Ramen Ichiraku restaurant at Acme Acres, and it was really packed.

Past Lincoln: Whoa, business here really is booming!

Past Ai-Ai Ramenangel: You said it.

Suddenly, the alarm sounded.

Past Bianca Ramenangel: What the heck was that?! That better not be those gluttonous morons or any of your old enemies, Linky, or even worse, that control freak Alpha Bitch, that belching farting overly aggressive four-legged monstrosity, that rampaging pageant demon, that heartless scientist, or that homicidal deranged joker?

Past Buster Bunny: (GASPS) It's not! Toons, he's back!

Past Babs Bunny: (GASPS) Him, as in Sebastian Mendez?! Him HIM?!

Past Plucky Duck: And he's also got The Z-Fighters' old enemies with him!

They saw it: Sebastian Mendez was heading right for the Ramen Ichiraku Restaurant where Buster and his friends are and with him are The Z-Fighters' old enemies, and he was out once again to cause destruction and death.

Past Cora Ramenangel: Stay here, Linky, we'll take care of that lunatic.

The Ramenangel Sisters and Buster and his friends came out of the restaurant and marched towards that blood-crazed madman and his villainous cohorts!

Past Buster Bunny: This just doesn't stop with you, does it?! How many times do we have to kick your deranged hide into the dirt?!

Past Sebastian Mendez: DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE! (LAUGHING LIKE AN NTH-DEGREE FUCKED-UP MADMAN)

Sebastian summoned demonic energy blasts to attack them, but the Ramenangel Sisters and Buster and his friends dodged the attacks, and then, The Ramenangel Sisters fired blasts of energy that broke the spell over Frieza and he attempted to kill Sebastian again.

Past Sebastian Mendez: (ENRAGED DEMONIC SCREAMING) YOU DARE TO TURN YOUR BACK ON ME?! YOU PATHETIC LITTLE WORM, I'LL TEAR YOU TO SHREDS!

Sebastian ran at Frieza who attempted to blast him again, but Sebastian slashed off Frieza's arms and legs along with his tail and spilled his blood. Then, Sebastian menacingly walked to Frieza and then, he stomped on Frieza's chest hard and crushed his chest and heart as the tyrant's blood had spilled all over him. Then, in a maniacal and deranged fury, he killed all of The Z-Fighters' foes: his resurrected minions and he left behind a massive pile of the dead Z-Fighters' foes and a massive pool of blood and Sebastian was covered head to toe in blood and laughing like an infinite Nth Degree Fucked Up madman. Then, The Ramenangel Sisters fired beams of colored energy which hit that deranged madman, and he screamed in agonizing pain as he fell to the ground in a pool of his own blood.

Past Hampton Pig: Is it over?

Past Buster Bunny: No, it's not.

Suddenly, Sebastian rose from the ground, brought back by The Curse of Devil's Point, and he swore revenge against them as he disappeared in a tornado of red and black darkness laughing like the Nth-Degree Fucked-Up madman he was as the video ended.

Nico: Jeez, you weren't kidding about what you girls had to go through.

Lincoln: Yeah, this was the 900,000,000th time that he attacked Acme Acres.

Buster Bunny: We were almost that close to getting The Z-Fighters to take care of that lunatic again, but The Ramenangel Sisters really trashed him and his minions!

Ai-Ai Ramenangel: We sure did, and because of that stunt of his, Sebastian wound up on the top list of Public Enemies of The Guardian Angels of Lincoln Loud: A CLASS S DERANGED HOMICIDAL EVIL NTH-DEGREE FUCKED UP BLOOD-CRAZED MADMAN OUT TO DESTROY ALL LIFE ON EARTH AND THE UNIVERSES BEYOND!

Nico: (GASPS) Oh, you really did it that time, Sebastian!

Me: Yeah, you went way too far and you wound up on the list of Public Enemies of Lincoln's Guardian Angels years ago, and they wouldn't stop until you were destroyed.

Sebastian Mendez: I've cheated death too many times to count, and I wasn't going to die that day nor ever.

We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Ranko Saotome, Simulator Akane Tendo, Simulator Nabiki Tendo, Simulator Ukyo Kuonji, and Simulator Shampoo are heading to Everbay Coast.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Ranko Saotome, Simulator Akane Tendo, Simulator Nabiki Tendo, Simulator Ukyo Kuonji, and Simulator Shampoo are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Ranko Saotome, Simulator Akane Tendo, Simulator Nabiki Tendo, Simulator Ukyo Kuonji, and Simulator Shampoo all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.

Ranko Saotome: Wow, so, this is Everbay Coast, it sure is beautiful.

Lincoln: It sure is, Ranko, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?

Lincoln, Ranko Saotome, Simulator Akane Tendo, Simulator Nabiki Tendo, Simulator Ukyo Kuonji, and Simulator Shampoo dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball match, and Ranko Saotome, Simulator Akane Tendo, Simulator Nabiki Tendo, Simulator Ukyo Kuonji, and Simulator Shampoo got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails. But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he sucked out all of their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.

Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Ranko Saotome, Simulator Akane Tendo, Simulator Nabiki Tendo, Simulator Ukyo Kuonji, and Simulator Shampoo and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Ranko Saotome, Simulator Akane Tendo, Simulator Nabiki Tendo, Simulator Ukyo Kuonji, and Simulator Shampoo placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.

Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Everbay Coast, eh, Lincoln?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!

Suddenly, five Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Ranko Saotome, Simulator Akane Tendo, Simulator Nabiki Tendo, Simulator Ukyo Kuonji, and Simulator Shampoo with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Ranko Saotome, Simulator Akane Tendo, Simulator Nabiki Tendo, Simulator Ukyo Kuonji, and Simulator Shampoo are in your harem.

Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.

Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.

Rarity: And trying to kill Ranko Saotome, Simulator Akane Tendo, Simulator Nabiki Tendo, Simulator Ukyo Kuonji, and Simulator Shampoo, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.

Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!

Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.

Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!

Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!

Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.

Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!

We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.

SNAPS FINGERS!

We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of milk appeared over the funnel.

Me: (GASPS) CARTONS OF MILK?!

Luna: DUDE, YOU WOULDN'T DARE, YOU KNOW FLIP'S LACTOSE INTOLERANT!

Then, the cartons of milk were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!

MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!

Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three-cheeked butt like crazy!

Flip stopped farting like crazy.

Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you disgusting three butt-cheeked mutant!

Nico: Damn, now that was wild!

Me: We knew Flip was lactose intolerant, and all the better for us to use it for some humiliations as well.


Poromon entered the living room to see all of us there.

Kevin Levin: Poromon, sit down.

Me: Now that Hayley is all better we can have our little talk.

Poromon: (gesturing to Gwen Tennyson) She's in my spot. Don't look at me like that, everybody knows that my spot.

Me: Just sit in her lap.

He did so.

Gwen Tennyson: Poromon, you know that we care about you.

Poromon: Yeah.

Spyro: And it's because we care about you that we've decided we have to speak up.

Gwen Tennyson: You're hurting the people around you, sweetie.

Me: And it's not helping that you are becoming a backseat driver.

Kevin Levin: So we made you an appointment, and we want you to keep it. (gives him handbook)

Poromon: Department of motor vehicles new driver handbook? But I don't have a problem.

Me: It's not that kind of a problem.

Kevin Levin: Poromon, you need to learn how to drive.

Me: Yeah we're trying to get you your own car.

Spyro: This madness has to stop.

Kevin Levin: The others are taking you to the DMV, I'm going to work on my own car.

Sunset Shimmer: It's going to be fun Poromon. You will love driving.

Gingka: Ellie, I'll never regret meeting you.

Ellie Singh: Me neither Gingka.

Me: That was so fun for us.

We went to the DMV.

Poromon: I just don't see why I need a driver's license, Gatomon doesn't have a driver's license.

Julie Yamamoto: Yeah, but Gatomon didn't make me wet myself at 40 miles an hour.

Me: Okay that part we didn't need to hear Julie.

Julie Yamamoto: Sorry.

Ben: Yeah, and I never wanted to kick Gatomon in the nuts.

Gatomon: Not that I don't have them.

Me: Didn't need to hear that either.

Gatomon: Sorry.

Poromon: Okay I get the idea.

Gingka: Remember when we first met?

Ellie: I sure do. That was so awesome.

Me: It sure was.

We got to the DMV and Poromon filled out his form.

DMV Lady: Application?

Poromon: Here you go.

DMV Lady: Take this to the testing area, put your name at the top, sign the bottom, answer the questions, bring it back, next!

Poromon: Excuse me, but I have some concerns about these questions.

DMV Lady: Look at that sign up there.

Poromon: Yes?

DMV Lady: Does it say I give a damn?

Poromon: No.

DMV Lady: That's because I don't.

Poromon: Just, look, see, this first question makes no sense, how many car lengths should you leave in front of you when driving? There's no possible way to answer that, a car length is not a standardized unit of measure.

DMV Lady: Look at the sign.

Ben: Poromon, it's C, just put down C.

Poromon: I don't need your help, Ben.

DMV Lady: Listen to that little boy, honey, put C. Next!

Poromon: No, no, wait, no, hang on, look at this next question.

Julie: Poromon, why are you arguing with the DMV?

Poromon: How else are they going to learn? Look, question 2, when are roadways most slippery? Now, okay, there are three answers, none of which are correct. The correct answer is, when covered by a film of liquid sufficient to reduce the coefficient of static friction between the tire and the road to essentially zero, but not so deep as to introduce a new source of friction.

Me: Poromon that's enough.

Laney: That lady reminds me of Patty and Selma.

Marge: Yeah and they hated their job.

Later we were introduced Poromon to Mrs. Velma Louise and she is a driving instructor that will help Poromon. Poromon was in his human form.

We got Poromon registered and then all hell broke loose! HE WAS ACTING LIKE SPONGEBOB WAS WHEN HE WAS FAILING HIS SCHOOL TESTS!

Mrs. Louise is panicking while Poromon is in his driving test again and destroying stuff.

Poromon: Don't worry, Mrs. Louise! This is the one! This is the one! Come on, Poromon! Think! Think! Uhh... [destroys the lighthouse] Turn that way! Turn that way! No, turn that way! Right! Left! Oh no! No! [destroys the school building] Come on, don't ever do that! Come on! [a nuclear explosion is heard and a mushroom cloud appears] No! I'm ready! I can do this, Mrs. Louise! I can do it! I can do it!

Mrs. Louise: The driving test is over, Poromon. Stop the boat!

Poromon: Wait, I can do this, Mrs. Louise! I can do this!

Mrs. Louise: [Poromon and Mrs. Louise are driving fast on and off the road of the track] The road, Poromon, get back on the road!

Poromon: [while struggling to get back on the road] Gotta pass the test! Gotta pass! [Mrs. Louise is screaming as the boat goes through a cart of watermelons and crashed it]

SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLATSPLATSPLAT!

Sandals: Hey, what do you got against the melons?

Draco: Maybe this isn't worth it.

Me: BOY THAT IS CRAZY!

Lily: No kidding!

SpongeBob: Boy Poromon is as destructive as I was when I was in Boating School!

Mrs. Puff: Boy how can I ever forget that SpongeBob?

Me: I hope Poromon doesn't fail the driving test as many times as SpongeBob did before he got his license.

Nico: No kidding!

Qin: I think Poromon is just getting used to it.

Me: Yeah. Mrs. Puff I heard from SpongeBob that he landed you in prison a lot right?

Mrs. Puff: He sure did and it was over 3,212 days in prison.

Me: That's the equivalent of…

Lisa Loud: 8.8 years of incarceration.

Me: Geez!

Taro: What exactly is the difference between the Beyblades of your team and Tyson's team?

Gingka: Ours have metal around them and it makes them much stronger and powerful.

Tyson: We don't have that kind of technology for ours.

Taro: Oh! That's completely different.

Me: Huge difference but that is cool.

Tyson: It sure is

Me: Yeah.

Mrs. Puff: Boy SpongeBob has failed my class more times than Leni or Poromon has.

Me: How many times did SpongeBob fail?

Mrs. Puff: Over 11,214,532 times.

CLANG!

My jaw dropped and Eli put it back.

Me: Boy that is preposterous!

Nico: No kidding!

Lily: When I started working at the Krusty Krab it was less than that. It was over 1,000,000 times.

Nico: Wow!

Me: This is probably going to take a while.


French Narrator: (French Accent) Several failed attempts later


Ransack: So how many tries has this been now?

Me: 3,213.

Nico: GEEZ! It's a miracle her sanity is intact.

Mrs. Puff: She's stronger willed than I was when I had SpongeBob.

Nico: Wow.

Mrs. Louise: You pass Poromon! Well done!

Poromon: WHEW! I finally got the hang of it!

Poromon came back with his license!

Me: YEAH!

Nico: You did great!

Rollbar: Now you can stop bugging us to drive you.

Qin: Yeah!

Poromon: Yep.

Me: We have plenty of cars for you to use too.

Camie: Yep.

Shego: Nico, who gets to shine today?

Nico: Qin, Lucy Loud, Brittney, Haiku, Nokama, and Cassidy.

Qin: Yeah! Wait that means… (GASP)

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it was none other than The Lord High Executioner from A Night In Terror Tower, and he's returned to cause havoc once again. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Lincoln: Oh dear God!

Lincoln sounded the alarm and we rushed in.

Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, the next Goosebumps Monster is none other than The Lord High Executioner from A Night In Terror Tower, and he's returned to cause havoc once again.

We gasped.

Lincoln: Oh god I hate it when I'm right!

Qin: HE'S WHAT?!

Nico: Oh shit!

Me: Not good!

Eli: Uh oh!

May: Oh no, I thought I wouldn't have to see that side of Qin again! Whenever she hears about The Lord High Executioner, she's gonna go ballistic!

Lola: Big time! That monster scared the living dickens out of Qin

Nico: Same here. Oh no, of all the worst Goosebumps monsters Slappy's had to bring back, this one is one villain that's bound to set Qin off in the worst way imaginable. Someone, restrain her!

The Noble Knight Gene-Slammers restrained Qin with light energy chains.

Lincoln: Nice one, Melanie.

Nico: That'll hold her, and then, when we face The Lord High Executioner, we set her loose on him. Okay, gang, let's go find Eddie and Sue Morgan and tell them of the situation.

Lincoln: Right.

I went and got the book for A Night in Terror Tower.

Me: Like Nico has Slappy, Qin has this one.

Poromon: Qin, are you proud of me for getting my license?

Qin: I sure am Poromon.

Ellie: We all are.

Nico: You're the first mascot to get one.

Me: And not the last.

Lana came back and she had an arrow with a note tied to it in her hand.

Lana: I got back from playing in the mud and then this landed by me.

Nico took the arrow and revealed the note.

Poromon: What does it say?

Nico: (GASP) OH MAN! Lord High Executioner kidnapped Qin's parents!

WE GASPED!

Qin: THAT MONSTER!

But then Shadow Noir appeared out of a dark portal and she had Qin's parents.

Shadow Noir: I found them tied up at the mall. I replaced them with dummy lookalikes.

Qin: Mom and dad!

She hugged them.

Poromon: I could've saved them myself by driving there!

Kevin Levin: Great, he gets one driver's license, and suddenly, he gets a swollen head.

Me: Yeah.

Nico: Poromon that's enough. This is serious.

Qin: Now it's personal! NO ONE KIDNAPS MY PARENTS!

The previous group came!

Living Laser: Can me, Electro, Deadwood, Hydro Man, Moonstone, Mysterio, Blizzard, Oculous, Koragg, and Trap Jaw go with you guys?

Poromon: I'm driving us there!

Nico: Poromon stop.

Poromon: Sorry.

Nico: And yes you all can come.

Electro: Lord High Executioner again?

Me: Yep. They kidnapped Qin's parents and Shadow here saved them.

Shadow Noir: They were being held at the mall.

Nico: Yeah. Qin has a score to settle with him.

Tso Lan: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next.

Nico: Gravity Man next.

Laney: Awesome.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Desak the God-Slayer, and he's come to avenge Gorr the God-Slayer and destroy the Gods once again. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Lincoln: Oh no.

Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and none of us are going to like it one bit: the person we just saw and the dark energy signal we sensed belongs to Desak the God-Slayer, and he's come to avenge Gorr the God-Slayer and destroy the Gods once again.

We gasped.

Me: Oh shit, not this monster.

Nico: He's just as bad as Gorr the God-Slayer.

Lincoln: There's no way I'm going to let Desak The God-Slayer get away with this, he's going to meet the same end as Gorr.

Ophelia Ouroboros: You said it, he's going to meet the same end as Gorr: violent and bloody.

Nico: You said it. Alright, gang, let's go, we've got to find Eddie and Sue Morgan and tell them of the situation and kill The Lord High Executioner.

Lincoln: And when they hear that Slappy brought him back, it's not going to end well, and once we get done with him, you're next, Desak.

Ophelia Ouroboros: There's absolutely no way we're going to let you live any longer, Desak, you're just as much a blasphemous heretic as Gorr, and like all blasphemous heretics and enemies of the Gods, you will die a bloody and violent death!

Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to help Eddie and Sue Morgan kill The Lord High Executioner and tell them of Slappy's part in bringing him back from the dead, and once we get done with killing The Lord High Executioner, Ophelia Ouroboros and Lincoln are going to destroy Desak the God-Slayer.

We were off to the mall.


We were flying to the mall.

Deadwood: Wait. Is Poromon really driving a car down there?!

He was driving a Pink Smartcar.

Me: He sure is.

Qin: Nice.

Nico: I let him have a Pink Smartcar.

Lola: Cute.

Nico: At least he's being careful.

Cozy Glow: That's right. Poromon has a license now

Nico: Yep.

We arrived at the mall.

Moonstone: Eddie? Sue? Where are you guys?!

Sue Morgan: Guys!

We saw them hiding in the bushes.

Sue Morgan: He's in there.

Qin: He still wants to kill you no doubt.

Eddie Morgan: Yeah.

Qin: I've had it with this monster. It's time for me to settle the score with him.

Babs Seed: First, we need a plan. To do that, we need a place to plan things out

Nico: Right.

We hid in a small hideout made by the bushes around the mall.

Me: This should be good to think.

Blizzard: This is actually very creative.

Me: It was here when we got here.

Blizzard: Oh.

Qin: Every second we waste is where the Lord High Executioner is going to kill someone.

Shadow Noir: I got everyone out of there too.

Me: Good.

Eustace: And I'm a bucket of sardines.

Strut: Sorry we haven't talked to you guys in a while.

Sue Morgan: We know how busy you all are.

Lola: I still talk to them every now and then.

Eddie Morgan: It's true.

Nico: Great.

Sue Morgan: Slappy hired Lord High executioner with the promise to kill me and Eddie.

Koragg: I would like to see him handle the might of my sword.

Qin: Don't forget I get first crack at him!

Me: We won't.

Lola: Besides this is Qin's score to settle. She is going to make sure he pays.

Xenia: Yeah.

Sue: Wait. Is that a car?

Nadira: That would be Poromon's car.

Qin: Yep.

Me: Poromon got his license.

Qin: Yep. He sure did.

Eddie: Wait. Did he fill out all the questions?

Trap Jaw: He did.

Lucy Loud: It's not the questions that were challenging.

Me: Yes he did.

Qin: Besides he earned this car. Also he won't be a backseat driver to anyone again.

Stone Man: He got it after so many tries.

Me: 3,213.

Qin: Yep.

Lola: Yeah.

Camie: It was funny.

Laney: It sure was.

Eddie: Now, we just hope he doesn't get into an accident.

Oculous: If he does, it'll probably involve airbags and the police.

Brittney: What's the worst that can happen?

Me: Brittney don't say that.

Nico: Yeah.

Sue: Maybe he can use that car to ram the Executioner.

Kumiko: That's tempting.

Qin: No not when Poromon just got that car.

Nico: Yeah. Either way we got to stop this monster.

Haiku: Okay. That option's out.

Mysterio: Which Heartless Robots can I use here?

Yusei: How about Blizzard and Volcano Lord.

Lola: Awesome.

Mysterio: Great.

Eddie: There's also one more thing you guys should know.

Brawlrus: What's that?

Sue: The Executioner. He has one more captive. Morgred.

Me: The King's sorcerer? The man that sent you two to this time period?

Sue: Yep.

Shadow Noir: I'll get him out of there.

She vanished into the darkness.

Hydro Man: He won't have him for long!

Nokama: Now, it's REALLY personal!

Qin: Darn tootin!

Qin went for the mall entrance.

Me: So much for the plan.

Apeface: Entrance time!...WITHOUT the car, Poromon!

Poromon: Okay okay.

We went at the mall.

Lord High Executioner laughed malevolently.

But then the spirits of dragons appeared and swirled around him and then converged and then…

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted off above him and then a phoenix cry was heard and we landed.

Qin: You will never torment me again!

Electro: Yo, Shadow! Did you get Morgred out?!

Cassidy: Please say yes!

Shadow came back with him.

Shadow Noir: Yes I did.

Nico: Good.

Qin then went SUPER ANGEL-UNDERGROUND GIRL-SCALEBREATH-KOMODO DRAGON-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA CHINESE FIRE INFERNO STARSTORM UNDERGROUND GIRL KOMODO DRAGON ANGEL OF DIVINE CHINESE FIRE INFERNO STARSTORM UNDERGROUND GIRL KOMODO DRAGON ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE CHINESE FIRE INFERNO STARSTORM UNDERGROUND GIRL KOMODO DRAGON ANGEL COMPASSION!

Lord High Executioner: WHAT!?

Qin: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Star Fire Underground Komodo Dragon Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Star Cosmic Fire Underground Komodo Dragon Phoenix Angel Compassion) You make me sick Executioner! Ever since I joined the team you have done nothing but plagued me with fear and torment! NOW it's your turn to be afraid because I am never going to be afraid of you anymore! And when you kidnapped my parents you crossed the line! (FLARES UP POWER WITH INCREDIBLE AND EXPLOSIVE FURY) I WILL NEVER LET YOU KILL SUE AND EDDIE AND HURT ANYONE ELSE EVER AGAIN! (ROARS IN EXPLOSIVE AND INTENSE FURY!)

She was going to make sure that Lord High Executioner paid the ultimate price for everything he did times ∞!

Nico: UH OH!

Qin went at him and kicked him in his face and punched him in the stomach and punched him in his face and kicked him in his head and then she punched him brutally and smashed his face and chest in!

Lucy, Brittney and Haiku blasted him with darkness blasts.

Nokama and Cassidy blasted him with water blasts.

Nico: Take that!

Qin and Lord High Executioner then got into a powerful and ferocious swordfight!

CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG!

SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH!

Sparks flew everywhere as they clashed all over and massive walls of fire formed all over.

Nico: WHOA! Look at them go!

Xenia: WOW!

Me: Incredible!

She slashed him all over the place.

Sword Man: He's not the only one that can use swords!

Sword Man slashed Lord High Executioner all over!

Qin slashed him all over and kicked Lord High Executioner in his face.

Poromon began drinking a beer bottle.

Poromon stopped.

Poromon: I'll drink this back home.

He threw the bottle and smashed it on Lord High Executioner's head.

SMASH!

Poromon: Take this! (ECHOING) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!

He fired a blast of lightning and it hit Lord High Executioner and ignited the beer and lit him on fire.

Qin groaned as her hair fell out.

She turned into SCALEBREATH!

She roared and fired a blast of fire and burned him.

Scalebreath: (ROARS)

Chris Taylor: Captain America, D Smash!

He summoned Disk Wars Captain America!

Chris and Cap bashed and smashed Lord High Executioner!

Disk Wars Captain America: No one messes with Chris's girlfriend and lives!

Qin: Yeah!

Horsea hopped over to the Executioner.

She fired ink blasts into his eyes.

Vypra, Dai Gui, Aqueduct, Evil Seed, Mirror Master, Zexion, Number 7, Scorpion, Johnny 13, and Kitty then appeared.

Nico: Vypra, Dai Gui, Aqueduct, Evil Seed, Mirror Master, Zexion, Number 7, Scorpion, Johnny 13, and Kitty.

Vypra: Qin's really showing no mercy.

Me: Oh yeah. She sure is

Dai Gui: She even turned into Scalebreath!

Aqueduct: Now he's really in trouble.

Me: That is an understatement.

Evil Seed: (to Nico) We heard you fought Mortman.

Nico: Yep.

Mirror Master: Did you get his books?

Twilight Sparkle: We sure did.

Choushinseiki then appeared.

Me: Up for another round I see Choushinseiki.

Choushinseiki: Yep.

Me: Awesome.

Choushinseiki: (to Poromon) Don't think I forgot how you made me drink beer!

Poromon: You had it coming!

Qin was REALLY Tearing Lord High Executioner apart.

Lola: That was still funny though.

We got the battles underway.


Luan Loud, Tony Jones, Black Vulcan (Superfriends), Dazzler, Luz, Lightning Lass, Eddy, Edd, Ed, Leni, Linka, Sarah, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, William and Shego VS Vypra, Loki, Jinxer, Diabolico, Trifire, Cyclopter, Freezard, May Kanker, Chumbot, Tranceferer, Asmodeus (Gokaiger), and Evil Tim - Nico's rescue in the park and battling Mr. Mortman and Lucy Dark, Mero and Mud Lana transformed


Vypra was first.

Vypra: (to Luan) Nico's rescue was in the park. battling Mr. Mortman. Lucy Dark, Mero and Mud Lana transformed as well.

Luan: Yeah we battled that bug-eating monster and made sure he paid for everything that he did.

Tony Jones: Yeah no kidding and he was really ugly!

Pinkie Pie: Lucy told us about him and he was a big time party pooper!

Maud Pie: (Monotonously) He was really ugly.

Featherweight: Yeah he sure was.

Sprocket: What a freak!

Vypra: Yeah he sure was a freak. Lets do it!

Luan: LAUGHGA LETS ENTERTAIN!

She turned into a clowwn theme hero.

Luan: I am CLOWNFORCE! (ECHOING) PIES OF CREAMY COMEDY!

She fired pies and the group fired waves of metal, gears, lightning and energy and smashed them down.


Cornelia, Genkai, Carlota Santiago, Nicole Hale, Juvia Lockser, Android 18, Will, Irma, Hay Lin, Taranee, Megan, Elyon, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Tso Lan and Juandissimo Magnifico VS Dai Gui, Shendu, Hsi Wu, Po Kong, Tchang Zu, Xiao Fung, Valmont, Mudslide, Mesmeralda, Broccoloid King, Jack-O-Lantern (Billy and Mandy), and Slipknot - Ghost of Captain Redbeard, Ghost of Hooded Heffer, Big Top Werewolf, Snake Demon, Ghost of Amos Littlefield, Cat Mummy, Ghost of Geronimo, Dr. Croaker, Miner 49er, Tar Monster, Creepy Lighthouse Keeper, Ghost of Dr. Coffin, Ghost of Old Salem, Steam Demon, Lanhua and Killer Shrike and they were the Keyblade Knight of Geonosis and an evil madman monster that I busted years ago with the Embodiment of the Shadow Dopant helping us out.


Dai Gui the Demon Sorcerer of Earth was next.

Dai Gui: (to Cornelia) Nico, Rice's team, Killer Shrike's team, and the others did good battling Ghost of Captain Redbeard, Ghost of Hooded Heffer, Big Top Werewolf, Snake Demon, Ghost of Amos Littlefield, Cat Mummy, Ghost of Geronimo, Dr. Croaker, Miner 49er, Tar Monster, Creepy Lighthouse Keeper, Ghost of Dr. Coffin, Ghost of Old Salem, Steam Demon, Lanhua and Killer Shrike. They were the Keyblade Knight of Geonosis and an evil madman monster that J.D. busted years ago with the Embodiment of the Shadow Dopant helping the others out.

Cornelia: Yeah that was an awesome and amazing adventure!

Genkai: We found out that it was someone that J.D. discovered was doing an illegal Black Market operation. He was selling rare dogs for huge amounts of money.

Applejack: Long story but he got what's coming and that was a long trip back to prison.

Apple Bloom: Yeah what a jerk!

Flashwing: That is for sure!

Dai Gui: You got that right. Lets do it!

Cornelia: EARTHRA LETS DIG!

She turned into a Mole theme hero.

Cornelia: Call me MOLE DIRT! (ECHOING) ROCK SMASHING BLAST!

She fired a massive blast of earth and rock and the group fired waves of earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.


Raiden, Nudge, Cod Commando, Ayame Ichiraku, Water Princess, Jungle Princess, Liu Kang, Sonya Blade, Kitana, Jade, Johnny Cage, Subzero, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Cozy Glow and Ty Lee VS Aqueduct, Heatstroke, Shakedown, Windfall, Shade, Evil Bright Man, Evil Galaxy Man, Pisces Zodiarts, Joe the Fish, Noodleman, Ice King, And Universe 666 Floronic Man - Lincoln's Rescue in Acme Acres and us destroying a demon that Sebastian destroyed


Aqueduct was next.

Aqueduct: (to Raiden) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Acme Acres. He destroyed a demon that Sebastian destroyed before.

Raiden: Yeah that is for sure and it was so awesome.

Nudge: You got that right.

Rainbow Dash: But it was really awesome!

Scootaloo: It sure was.

Whirlwind: Everyone had fun there.

Aqueduct: Yeah. Lets do it!

Raiden: THUNDRAGA LETS STRIKE!

He turned into a lightning dragon theme hero.

Raiden: Call me LIGHTNING FLIGHT! (ECHOING) THUNDERSTORM OF JUDGEMENT!

He fired a massive blast of lightning and the group fired waves of lightning, wind and rainbows and smashed them down.


Mallow, Panty & Stocking, Moss Man, Number 87: Queen of The Night, Chirubimé, Princess of Autumn Leaves, Mariña, Princess of Sunflowers, Lana, Sophocles, Lillie, Lusamine, Kiawe, ASh & Pikachu, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Babs Seed and Trixie Lulamoon VS Evilseed, Merman, Count Marzo, Whiplash, Beast Man, Tri-Klops, Trap Jaw, Evil Mushroom Man, Universe 666 Mean Applejack, Universe 666 Mean Rarity, Villain Lava Girl, and Hades (Clash of The Titans) - Meeting Ai-Ai Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Predaking, Bianca Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Sky-Byte, Cora Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Skylynx, Dora Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Darksteel, Emily Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Terrorsaur, Farah Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Tarantulas, Gwen Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Scorponok, and Hilary Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Quickstrike, The Ramenangel Sisters


Evilseed was next.

Evil Seed: (to Mallow) I heard you guys met Ai-Ai Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Predaking, Bianca Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Sky-Byte, Cora Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Skylynx, Dora Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Darksteel, Emily Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Terrorsaur, Farah Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Tarantulas, Gwen Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Scorponok, and Hilary Ramenangel, Gene-Slammer of Quickstrike, The Ramenangel Sisters. What are they like?

Mallow: They are really awesome and they are the gene-slammers of the Predacons. Scorponok, Quickstrike, Terrorsaur, Tarantulas and the Predacons habe awesome friends that are their gene-slammers.

Panty: Yeah they are really fucking A Awesome.

Stocking: And they are some of the best Fucking A Ramen Masters ever.

Rarity: They sure are darlings and even Naruto loves them and Teuchi does too.

Sweetie Belle: They sure are amazing and they make amazing ramen. We had some for lunch during Ellie and Gingka's bonding and it was just as good as Teuchi's.

Gill Grunt: That is for sure and it's awesome.

Evilseed: Wow! We'll have to have some of that ramen later. Lets do it!

Mallow: FLOWEIA LETS BLOOM!

She turned into a Flower theme hero.

Mallow: I am NATURE BLOOM! (ECHOING) FLOWERS OF FLYING FURY!

She fired a massive blast of flowers and the group fired waves of water, ice and jewels and smashed them down.


Zoe Orimoto, Honia the Hornet, Lola Namiko the JetSilphymon Gene-slammer, Element Magician, Element Valkyrie, Guardian Eatos, Takuya, J.P., Tommy, Kazemon, Koichi, Koji, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Strut, Roscoe, and Desoto VS Mirror Master, Evil Kirby, Universe 666 Dark Mind, Universe 666 Zero Two, Ironmonger, Grizzly, Universe 666 Nightmare (Kirby), Quark, Blob Homer, Good Evolt, Good Crocker, and Asuka Lan - Poromon getting his Drivers License


Mirror Master was next.

Mirror Master: (to Zoe) Poromon got his Drivers License earlier. While Ellie and Gingka had their bonding time.

Zoe: They sure did and it was awesome. Poromon now can officially drive.

Honia: That is for sure.

Fluttershy: Poromon is the first of the mascots to get his drivers license.

Tornado Bolt: Yep. And he won't be the last.

Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Ja ja that is true.

Stealth Elf: That is for sure.

Mirror Master: I'm happy for him. I hope he is careful on the road. Lets do it!

Zoe: KAZESTORM LETS BLOW WIND!

She turned into a Wind Fairy Theme hero!

Zoe: I am WINDSTORM! (Echoing) WINDS OF THE TEMPEST!

She fired a massive blast of wind and the group fired waves of wind, flowers, grass, fruit and leaves and smashed them down.


Roxy, Dr. Light (Justice League), Leanne Nikos, Maya Parker, Hazel Parker, Natalie Parker, Bloom, Flora, Musa, Stella, Tecna, Layla, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Nadira and Ransik VS Zexion, Demyx, Axel, Marluxia, Larxene, Evil Luxord, Xigbar, Spellbinder, MetalEtemon, Dracula (The Simpsons), Count Burns, and Frankie the Squealer - Poromon Getting his Drivers License and he had to go through lots of SpongeBob Style Destruction Comedy Shenanigans


Zexion was next.

Zexion: (to Roxy) After bugging Ben and his friends to drive him, Poromon Got his Drivers License. And all he had to do was go through lots of SpongeBob Style Destruction Comedy Shenanigans!

Roxy: You wouldn't believe what happened. Lily said it reminded her of all the times that SpongeBob failed his test!

Dr. Light (JL): Yeah SpongeBob had to fail about 11,214,532 times to get his license.

Sunset Shimmer: That was funny and awesome but it was crazy.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) You wouldn't believe what happened.

Sunburn: Yeah it was nuts. At least the drivers didn't end up going to jail because of it like Mrs. Puff did.

Zexion: Yeah that was nuts! Lets do it!

Roxy: ANIMAILIA LETS CALL THE PACK!

She turned into an Animal Kingdom themed hero!

Roxy: Call me ANIMAL PACK! (ECHOING) SPIRITS OF NATURE BLAST!

She fired waves of energy and they formed into animal pawprints. The group fired waves of fire and smashed them down.


Ed/Edzilla, Lori Jimenez, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Edd, Eddy, Sarah, Marie K.L., Nazz, Rolf, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Stone Man, and Guts Man VS Number 7, Legion Ex Machina, Evil Metal Man, HARDAC Batman, Evil Gravity Man, Evil Gemini Man, Evil Spark Man, Live Action Sentinel, Malachite, Bad End Pretty Cure, Pitcher Plant Monster, and Jasper - A Night In Terror Tower Next


Number 7 was next.

Number 7: (to Ed) A Night In Terror Tower is Next. That means you guys are fighting the Lord High Executioner.

Ed: Yeah that's right!

Lori Jimenez: Yeah and Qin has a massive score to settle with him!

Starlight Glimmer: No kidding there.

Cozy Glow: Yeah that is awesome.

Hex: Yeah you got that right.

Number 7: That is for sure. Lets do it!

Ed: JAWBRA LETS MAKE SWEET!

He turned into a Jawbreakers themed hero.

Ed: Call em THE JAWBREAKER! (ECHOING) CANDY OF BOWLING DOOM!

He fired waves of jawbreakers and the group fired waves of skulls, bones, blood, magic, stars and lightning and smashed them down.


Duncan, Scorp, Universe 666 Beast Wars Megatron, Universe 666 Beast Wars Megatron (Dragon), Universe 666 Armada Megatron, Universe 666 Energon Megatron, Gwen, Courtney, Harold, Geoff, Blaineley, LeShawna, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Kumiko and Future Maria VS Scorpion, 2099 Scorpion, Evil Hornet Man, Sting Chameleon, Scorpion (TAS), Scorpion (Mortal Kombat), Evil Leaf Man, Black Scorpion, Bin Banki, Switchbeast, Defector, and Hachouchin - Qin has a score to settle with Lord High Executioner


Scorpion was next.

Scorpion: (to Duncan) Qin has a score to settle with Lord High Executioner. Serves the asshole right for kidnapping her parents and Morgred!

Duncan: You got that right and it was a good thing that Shadow Noir got Qin's Parents away before we got there.

Scorp: Her use of the shadows is amazing. It's a good thing she is the Embodiment of the Shadow Dopant.

Twilight Sparkle: But when it comes to Qin's family it's personal for her!

Starshine Sparkle: Yeah she exploded with ultimate power big time.

Spyro: Boy she sure did and she is really making him suffer!

Scorpion: Wow no kidding! Lets do it!

Duncan: SCORPUS LETS STING!

He turned into a Scorpion themed hero!

Duncan: I am STING VENOM! (ECHOING) STING OF THE SCORPION BLAST!

He fired a wave of poison and acid and the group fired waves of magic and smashed them down.


Ghost Rider, Chester Cheetah, Captain Space Heifer, Universe 666 Delightful Children From Down The Lane, Universe 666 Kaos, Universe 666 G1 Megatron, Skull Man, Shadow Man, Shade Man, Hellboy, Lady Ghost Rider, Blade, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Brawlrus and Mab Lobs VS Johnny 13, Kitty, Undergrowth, Box Ghost, Skulker, Lunch Lady Ghost, Technus, Boil Man, Universe 666 Armada Unicron, Universe 666 Cybertron Megatron, Skarf, and Gigertox - Qin is going APESHIT all over the Lord High Executioner


Johnny 13 was next.

Johnny 13: (to Ghost Rider) Qin is going APESHIT all over the Lord High Executioner. You don't need your Penance Stare to know he has it coming.

Ghost Rider: That is too true and it will be good to destroy him.

Chester Cheetah: Crazy man.

Princess Luna: It sure will be good.

Moondust: You got that right.

Snowdrop: Yeah that is for sure.

Gari: I agree there.

Blackout: Yeah no kidding.

Johnny 13: That is for sure. Lets do it!

Ghost Rider: STALLIFLAME LETS RIDE AND BURN!

He turned into a Rapidash themed hero.

Ghost Rider: I am GHOST NIGHTMARE! (ECHOING) NIGHTMARE HORSE OF THE NETHERWORLD BLAST!

He fired a wave of dark fire and it formed into a Nightmare Horse! The group fired waves of darkness and energy and smashed them down.


Lewa, Joan Gutierrez, Rachelle Orinoco, Three Mage Sisters, Janeen Aran, Adeleine, Kopaka, Tahu, Onua, Pohatu, Gali, Takanuva, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Apeface and Snapdragon VS Kitty, Undergrowth, Box Ghost, Penelope Spectra, Bertrand, Skulker, Ghost Ember, Esdeath, Sand Banbara (1973), Moltres, Zapdos and Articuno, Meteor, and Ravess - Qin has been ready for him for a long time


Kitty was next.

Kitty: (to Lewa) Qin has been ready for the Lord High Executioner for a long time. He scared her before, right?

Lewa: He sure did and it was brutal! It was shortly after she joined the team.

Joan Gutierrez: Yeah no kidding and Lord High Executioner is going to rue the day he was ever born.

Princess Celestia: That is for sure and it will be painful.

King Solar: You got that right.

Solar Eclipsa: You are not kidding there.

Amber Morning: I agree there on that.

Spotlight: Yeah no kidding.

Kitty: That is for sure! Lets do it!

Lewa: KAIRA BLOW THE WIND!

He turned into a wind hero!

Lewa: Call me WINGS OF WIND! (ECHOING) FURY OF THE CYCLONE!

He fired a tornado and the group fired waves of light and smashed them down.


Whamshell vs Sinka (Winx Club)


Sinka was next.

Sinka: I'm ready for this!

Whamshell: Brace for the mace!

He fired waves of water and smashed Sinka down.


Terrafin vs Guzma


Guzma was next.

Guzma: You ready for this?

Terrafin: IT'S FEEDING TIME!

He fired waves of earth and bashed him down.


Hotdog vs Malthael


Malthael was next.

Malthael: You ready boy?

Hot Dog: (Barks) See Spot Burn!

He fired fireballs and blasted down Malthael.


Trigger Happy vs Boobeard


Boobeard was next.

Boobeard: Boo! Ya landlubbers!

Trigger Happy: NO GOLD NO GLORY!

He fired gold coins and smashed him down.


Cynder vs Skillit (The Mask)


Skillit was next.

Skillit: You ready for this one?

Cynder: Volts and Lightning!

She fired a blast of lightning and smashed him down.


Shroomboom vs Janja


Janja was next.

Janja: I am hungry.

Shroomboom: He shoots He spores!

He fired waves of mushroom bombs and smashed down Janja.


Ignitor vs Tito Turtle


Tito Turtle was next.

Tito Turtle: This will be fun!

Ignitor: (British Accent) SLASH AND BURN!

He fired a blast of fire and smashed him down.


Warnado vs IM Meen


IM Meen was next.

IM Meen: I'm going to smash your head in!

Warnado: For the Wind!

He fired a tornado and blew him down.


Blackout and Spotlight vs The Golden Eagle Twins


The Golden Eagle Twins were next.

Blackout: Darkness Falls!

Spotlight: Time to Shine!

They fired waves of light and darkness and smashed them down.


Chill VS Willy Weasel


Willy Weasel was next.

Willy Weasel: This will be fun!

Chill: (Russian Accent) Stay Cool.

She fired water blasts and blasted him down.


Donbrothers, Megaforce Rangers, Revice Riders, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Choushinseiki


Choushinseiki was next.

Choushinseiki: Qin sure has a terrible history with Lord High Executioner.

Nico: Yeah no kidding. I've known about it for years.

May: That we knew about for a while.

Choushinseiki: That is crazy huh? LETS DO IT!

Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of The Lord High Executioner, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the Anti-Goosebumps symbol etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades and blessed by the powers of Heaven, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels.

Nico teleported back with them.

Donbrothers, me, Nico, Lyra Heartstrings and all: AVATAR CHANGE!

Sonoi: Absolute Integrity and Perfection Personified! SONOI! ソノイ

Sononi: A beautiful Rose has its thorns… Looking to know love! SONONI! ソノニ

Sonoza: When my interest is caught, nothing gets in the way! SONOZA! ソノザ

All 3: The 3 assembled! The Noto Trio!

Don Masamune: The Jaws that have snapped awake… DON MURASAME! ドンムラサメ

Jiro: Able bodied and dragon-muscled! DON DRAGOKU! ドンドラゴクウ

Dangerous Jiro: And DON TORABOLT! トラボルト

Shinichi: Bidding farewell to the transient world… SARU BROTHER! サルブラザー

Haruka: The manga master… ONI SISTER! オニシスター

Tsubasa: The fastest get away alive! INU BROTHER! イヌブラザー

Tsuyoshi: One faithful pheasant! KIJI BROTHER! キジブラザー

Earth Masamune: AN AVALANCHE OF BOULDERS FROM THE NORTH! EARTH GENBU! アースゲンブ

Fire Masamune: FIREBALLS THAT BURN DOWN FROM THE SKY OF THE SOUTH! FIRE SUZAKU! ファイアスザク

Wind Masamune: WINDS THAT BLOW FROM THE WEST! WIND BYAKKO! 風白虎

Water Masamune: WATERS THAT FLOW FROM THE EAST! WATER SEIRYU! 水清流!

Kanako: THE LIGHT OF THE JANUARY WOLF MOON SHINES BRIGHT IN THE AURORA! DON WOLFEN! ドンウルフェン

Koichiro Higashi: THE SONG OF THE CLASSICAL FESTIVAL! DON MAESTORA! ドンマエストロラ

Taichi: THE WATERS OF THE OCEAN HAVE AMAZING MERMAIDS! DON ATLANTIA! ドンアトランティア

Mizuho Ijuin: THE FAIRIES SPARKLE IN THE BEAUTY OF SPRING! DON SPRINGFOR! ドンスプリングフォー

Tamaki: THE HEAT OF LAVA AND VOLCANOES! DUCHESS VOLCANO! ダッチェス火山

Shinnosuke: THE ARROWS OF LOVE KNOW THEIR MATCH! DON CUPID ARROW! ドンキューピッドアロー

Dante: THE SIMIANS OF FRIENDSHIP AND LOVE! DON PRIMATIA! ドンプリマティア

Yusei: THE STARS OF STARDUST DRAGON! DON STARDUST! ドンスターダスト

Jack Atlas: THE FIRES OF RED DRAGON ARCHFIEND! DON ARCHFIEND! ドンアーチフィーンド

Carly Atlas: The ORANGE FLAMES OF THE HUMMINGBIRD! DUCHESS HUMMINGBIRD! ハチドリ公爵夫人

Akiza: THE ROSE OF THE BLACK ROSE DRAGON! DUCHESS BLACK ROSE! ブラックローズ公爵夫人

Sakura Avalon: ENCHANTRESS OF THE CLOW! DUCHESS CLOW! クロウ公爵夫人

Keiko: PUTTING CRIMINALS IN THEIR PLACE WITH FLOWERS AND FIRE! ONI-DETECTIVE FLORA! 鬼探偵フローラ

Yusuke: THE DETECTIVE OF THE SPIRIT WORLD! DON DETECTIVE SPIRITUS! ドンディテクティブスピリタス

Tyler: PATROLLING THE STARS AND DEFENDING THE INNOCENT! DON INTERSTELLAR! ドンインターステラー

Shope: THE ELEMENTS OF THE ENERGY OF LIGHT! DUCHESS ELEMENTALA! エレメンタラ公爵夫人

Kevin: POWER OF MOTHER NATURE AND THE ANIMALS! DON GAIA! ドンガイア

Roach: FLIGHT OF THE SKIES OF WIND! DON SKY AVIATION! ドンスカイアビエーション

Syd: PROTECTING THE LOVE OF NATURE! DUCHESS SYLVANIUS! シルバニアス公爵夫人

Lok: SPIRITS OF THE LIFE OF EARTH! DON HUNTIK! ドンハンティック

Hulk: HULKING POWER OF THE SMASH! DON HITMANIA! ドンヒットマニア

Yumi: DARKNESS IN THE FORM OF A MURDER OF CROWS! DUCHESS RAVEN! レイヴン公爵夫人

Cameron: THE IRON OF BRAINS OVER BRAWN! DON IRON FURY! ドンアイアンフューリー

Fabia: BY THE LIGHT OF NEATHIA! DUCHESS HAOS LIGHT! ダッチェスハオスライト

Tracer: GOD SAVE THE QUEEN FOR OVERWATCH! DUCHESS GREAT BRITAIN OVERWATCH! 英国公爵夫人オーバーウォッチ

Dante Vale: THE SUN AND MOON OF THE MAYAN LANDS! DON UMBRA JAGUAR! ドンアンブラジャガー

Harry Potter: DEFENDER OF THE HOUSE OF GRYFFINDOR AND HOGWARTS! DON HOGWARTS MAGIC! ドンホグワーツの魔法

Mollie: THE THUNDERSTORM OF THE PEGASUS! DUCHESS THUNDER PEGASUS! ダッチェスサンダーペガサス

Sophie Casterwill: FROM THE FLAMES OF THE ASHES RISES NEW LIFE! DUCHESS CASTERWILL PHOENIX! キャスターウィルフェニックス公爵夫人

Optimus Prime: LEADING THE AUTOBOTS TO PEACE! DON AUTOBOT CYBERTRON! ドンオートボットサイバトロン

Raiden: THE LIGHTNING OF HONOR AND THE FIGHT OF GLORY! DON LIGHTNING MORTAL KOMBAT! ドンライトニング モータルコンバット

Koyama: THE PEPPERS OF FIRE AND FESTIVITIES! DON CAPSAICIA! ドンカプサイシア

Kisuke Takahashi: BRINGING THE APPLES OF ETERNAL LIFE! DON VALHALLA! ドンヴァルハラ

Twilight Sparkle: BY THE POWER OF THE FRIENDSHIP OF MAGIC! ONI-FRIENDSHIP! 鬼との友情

Pinkie Pie: BY THE POWER OF THE GEARS OF LAUGHTER! ONI-LAUGHTER! 鬼笑い

Applejack: BY THE POWER OF THE EARTH OF HONESTY! ONI-HONESTY! 鬼の正直さ

Rarity: BY THE POWER OF THE JEWELS OF GENEROSITY! ONI-GENEROSITY! 鬼の寛大さ!

Fluttershy: BY THE POWER OF THE LEAVES OF KINDNESS! ONI-KINDNESS! 鬼の優しさ

Sunset Shimmer: BY THE POWER OF THE FIRES OF FORGIVENESS! ONI-FORGIVENESS! 鬼赦し

Rainbow Dash: BY THE POWER OF THE LIGHTNING OF LOYALTY! ONI-LOYALTY! 鬼の忠誠心

Starlight Glimmer: BY THE POWER OF THE SKULLS OF EMPATHY! ONI-EMPATHY! 鬼感情移入

Vinyl Scratch: BY THE POWER OF THE MUSIC OF RELIABILITY! ONI-RELIABILITY! 鬼の信頼性

Trixie Lulamoon: BY THE POWER OF THE STARS OF HUMILITY! ONI-HUMILITY! 鬼の謙虚さ

Lightning Dust: BY THE POWER OF THE STORM OF REDEMPTION! ONI-REDEMPTION! 鬼の救い

Luster Dawn: BY THE POWER OF THE DAWN OF THE MORNING SUN! DUCHESS MORNING SUN! 公爵夫人の朝日

Princess Luna: BY THE POWER OF THE DARKNESS OF THE NIGHT! DUCHESS NOCTURNE! ノクターン公爵夫人

Princess Celestia: BY THE POWER OF THE LIGHT OF THE SUN! EMPRESS SUN! 孫皇后

Lyra: The magic of friendship lives on in everyone! DON ALICORNIA! ドンアリコルニア

Nico: SENDING GOOD TO HEAVEN AND BANISHING BAD TO HELL! DON TWILIGHT PURGATORIO! ドントワイライトプルガトリオ

Me: THE ETERNAL PHOENIX FLIES THROUGH THE FLAMES OF LIFE! DON HOUOU FALCHION! ドンホウオウファルシオン

Taro: Born from a Peach! DON MOMOTARO! ドンモモタロウ

(FIREWORKS GO OFF)

Taro: HAHAHAHAHA! Avataro Sentai!

All: Donbrothers!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion went off behind us and were ready!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! LIVEMAN!

They turned into the Liveman!

Revice Riders: HENSHIN!

They transformed too!

Nico: YEAH!

Me: Lets get him!

We fired waves of energy and elements and blasted him all over the place and then we fired a festive phoenix blast and it hit him and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!

He was dead!

Nico: YEAH!

Me: Choushinseiki you have failed this world!

Donbrothers: Demon Elimination Complete. All's Well that Ends Well!

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


We regrouped!

Troy: Alright, let's end Qin's Nightmare for good!

Tsukasa: With pleasure!

Kamen Ride: Tyranno Mighty Morphin!

Kamen Ride: Tricera Mighty Morphin!

Kamen Ride: Mammoth Mighty Morphin!

Kamen Ride: Tiger Mighty Morphin!

Kamen Ride: Ptera Mighty Morphin!

Kamen Ride: Dragon Mighty Morphin!

Tsukasa turned into Tyranno Mighty Morphin and Daiki summoned clones of the Mighty Morphin Rangers!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MIGHTY MORPHIN!

They turned into Mighty Morphin 1!

Nico: YEAH!

Maria: Bring down the lightning! (TURNS DIAL) THUNDER STORM FURY 6!

She summoned Zzzax, Dragon Jellyfish, Yokubabanger of the Electric Shock, Piranha Plant, Universe 666 Thunderclap and Hoya Makihara!

Me: Now we end this!

We went at him and blasted and smashed Lord High Executioner all over.

Qwun and Aimukk blasted and smashed him.

Vypra: SLASHES OF LIGHT AND DARKNESS!

Dai Gui: EARTH DEMON ROCKSLIDE!

Aqueduct: WATER STORM BLAST!

Evil Seed: SEEDS OF HATE BLAST!

Mirror Master: MIRRORS OF DOOM BARRAGE!

Zexion: ILLUSIONS OF FURY!

Number 7: SEVEN PAINS OF MISSILES!

Scorpion: STING OF THE SCORPION!

Johnny 13: 13 SHADOWS OF FURY!

Kitty: KISSES OF THE GHOSTLY SUN!

They fired waves of energy and elements.

Rollbar, Spyro, Ransack and Draco used the Earth and Velocitron Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Rollbar's Weapons and Draco and Spyro's powers 100-fold and turned Ransack's seat into a laser cannon blaster.

Rollbar and Spyro: DRAGON LASER BARRAGE!

Ransack and Draco: DRAGON FURY LASER STORM!

Lincoln of the Lightning and Electro: LIGHTNING POWER MEGABLAST!

Johnny 2X4 of the Melonhead and Deadwood: MELONHEADED TREE BLAST!

Luna Loud of the Water and Hydro Man: WATER DELUGE BLAST!

Kopaka, Toa of Ice and Moonstone: ICE MOON BLAST!

Yusei of Stardust Dragon and Mysterio: ILLUSION OF THE STARDUST BLAST!

Troy Burrows Red of Megaforce and Blizzard: ICE MEGAFORCE BLAST!

Tommy of Ice and Oculous: ICE EYE STORM!

Sarah Gunnerson of Earth and Koragg: WOLF FLAME EARTH STORM!

Sydney of the Locust and Trap Jaw: LOCUST FURY BLAST!

Megan of the Saber and Living Laser: SABER LASER STRIKE!

Sunset Shimmer, Phoenix Shimmer, Sunray, Sunshine, Fire-Lion Breaker, Wild Apple-Joe, Dagger Blade, Royal Solflare, Boomer Bang, Panda Brawl, Dragoking the Tiger Dragon, Flame Sport, Triple Berry, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Wallflower, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, Sonata Dusk, Gusty the Great, Fire Skylanders and Jet Link: FIRESTORM OF FORGIVENESS!

They fired waves of fire and elements.

Sunset Shimmer, Qin, me and Nico: FIRESTORM ENERGY BURST!

We fired waves of energy and elements

Lincoln: WEAPON ELEMENT STYLE: SWORD!

Jessica Kaios: WEAPON FIRE STYLE: SPEAR!

Yuna: WEAPON WATER STYLE: STAFF!

Toph: WEAPON EARTH STYLE: MACE!

Makoto: WEAPON WIND STYLE: AXE!

Sari: WEAPON LIGHTNING STYLE: LANCE!

They fired waves of elements and they formed into said weapons.

Lincoln and his harem: WEAPON FINAL SMASH: BLADE SLASH!

They wielded their swords to attack!

Lincoln: We've had it up to hear with you for the last time, you ruthless executioner, so goodbye...!

Sue and Eddie Morgan, Qin, me, and Nico: AND GOOD RIDDANCE!

Lincoln fired a massive wave of rainbow energy which hit The Lord High Executioner, and when his spirit appeared, we fired black energy blasts that hit his spirit and banished him to The Black Gates forever.

Nico: Good riddance, you bastard!

Lincoln: That's another Goosebumps Monster taken down and another of Slappy's minions taken care of. Now, there's one last thing to do, and one last loose end to tie up: Desak the God-Slayer.

?: YOU WILL ALL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID IN KILLING DESAK, WRETCHED GODS AMONG MEN!

Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbing around my legs, the eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier with absorption energy surrounding the diamond barrier that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of energy blasts, and it absorbed the blasts of energy and they flowed into us and made us even stronger than ever.

Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking that scent from anywhere, come on out right now, Desak the God-Slayer, or we will force you out!

A figure came out, and it was none other than Desak the God-Slayer, the vengeful heretic and enemy of The Pantheon of The Gods.

Thor: Desak, I should've guessed you've returned.

Desak: To destroy you and all of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, all the Pantheons of the Gods must die!

Ophelia Ouroboros: Not going to happen, you vengeful heretic!

Suddenly, Ophelia Ouroboros' orange eyes turned neon orange, and she was surrounded by a golden yellow and orange energy aura with stars, light, bronze, snakes, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Ouroboros the Bronze-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Desak the God-Slayer, she left yellow and orange energy, stars, light, bronze, snakes, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Ophelia Ouroboros: You make me sick to no end, Desak, just like Gorr, all you are is nothing more than a vengeful heretic driven by only one thing: revenge and hatred towards the Gods. You lack remorse nor empathy for the destruction you've caused and for those that'd fallen to you in the past, all of your crimes have gone unpunished for far too long, and now, you will pay the ultimate price for them...with your life.

Suddenly, Ophelia Ouroboros was surrounded by a massive vortex of yellow and orange energy with stars, light, and bronze surrounding the vortex, there are snakes, phoenixes, angels, and Ouroboros the Bronze flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a golden yellow phoenix with red eyes glaring at Desak the God-Slayer: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Ophelia Ouroboros emerged, but she was changed forever.

Ophelia Ouroboros grew from 7'0" to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large orange orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has golden yellow highlights in the bangs of her long orange hair and orange bow and large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon orange eyes and an orange and golden yellow energy aura with stars, light, bronze, snakes, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has Ouroboros the Bronze with the alchemical symbol of bronze emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has on snake earrings with orange gems for eyes and holding the Star, Light, Bronze, and Eternity Kanjis in its body, she also has Ouroboros the Bronze with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Light, Bronze, and Eternity Kanjis in its body for the second pendant on the bottom of her orange snake-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with orange crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and orange gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Ophelia Ouroboros has on a short-sleeved yellow blouse, sleeveless orange top, orange skirt with the alchemical symbol of bronze on it, orange knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, light, bronze, snakes, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Ouroboros the Bronze and it's surrounded by light. Suddenly, Ophelia Ouroboros felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive golden yellow angel wings with orange tips on the large brown feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she also now has eleven massive and long orange wolf tails with golden yellow tips and golden yellow markings, Ophelia Ouroboros has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Ophelia Ouroboros' massive Ouroboros the Bronze-themed greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of orange and golden yellow energy, stars, light, bronze, snakes, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Ophelia Ouroboros' Eternal Alchemical Alchemy Beast Solar Light Ouroboros the Bronze Alchemy Angel Light Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Eternal Alchemical Alchemy Beast Solar Light Ouroboros the Bronze Alchemy Angel Light Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded golden yellow gems and Ouroboros the Bronze etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged orange blade, large orange snake heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large golden yellow gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large orange snake heads with golden yellow gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large snake heads is a large orange snake head with golden yellow gems for eyes and yellow gem in its mouth for the pommel, Ophelia Ouroboros has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with orange gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Ouroboros the Bronze's head with yellow gems for eyes and large yellow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an orange kanji below Ouroboros the Bronze that said, "Ophelia Ouroboros, Gene-Slammer of Ouroboros the Bronze, Master of The Powers of Light and Bronze, Alchemical Angel of Light and Bronze, True Immortal and Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Dark Chandler, Archenemy of Mole Demon, Destroyer of Desak the God-Slayer, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Light, Bronze, Stars, Phoenixes, Angels, and Snakes"

オフィーリア・ウロボロス、青銅のウロボロスのジーン・スラマー、光と青銅の力のマスター、光と青銅の錬金術の天使、真の不滅で強力な宇宙の戦士、愛情深い守護天使でリンカーン・ラウドの将来の妻、ダーク・チャンドラーの軽蔑者、モールデーモンの大敵、神殺しのデサックの破壊者、チームラウドフェニックスストームの驚くべきメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台宇宙、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、誠実さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、信頼、悪の破壊者と殺害者、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして光のマスター、ブロンズ、星、鳳凰、天使、蛇

Suddenly, Ophelia Ouroboros' immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!

Ophelia Ouroboros has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-OUROBOROS THE BRONZE-SNAKE-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC ALCHEMICAL SOLAR LIGHT BRONZE OUROBOROS THE BRONZE OUROBOROS PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ALCHEMICAL SOLAR LIGHT BRONZE OUROBOROS THE BRONZE OUROBOROS PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ALCHEMICAL SOLAR LIGHT BRONZE OUROBOROS THE BRONZE OUROBOROS PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!

We were really amazed by Ophelia Ouroboros' Super Angel-Ouroboros the Bronze-Snake-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Desak the God-Slayer saw it, he fell into a rage and ran at her and Lincoln to kill them, but Lincoln and Ophelia Ouroboros dodged his attack, and Ophelia Ouroboros fired a massive barrage of orange and golden yellow energy, stars, light, bronze, snakes, phoenixes, and angels, which hit Desak the God-Slayer and exploded and he was knocked down, he got back up, but now, he was even angrier than ever.

Olivia Orrovia: WHOA!

Rosa Laurence: That's amazing, Ophelia Ouroboros' transformed.

Lincoln: That's right, Ophelia Ouroboros has transformed into her Super Angel-Ouroboros the Bronze-Snake-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and now, it's high-time we put an end to General Rilldo for good.

Ophelia Ouroboros: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Cosmic Eternal Solar Light Alchemical Bronze Light Ouroboros the Bronze Snake Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Solar Light Alchemical Bronze Light Ouroboros the Bronze Snake Phoenix Love) He will pay for everything that he's done.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Ophelia Ouroboros.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Your rampage is over, Desak. The lives of all the Gods that you've slain over the years will be avenged here and now!

Ophelia Ouroboros and Lincoln went after Desak the God-Slayer, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, orange and golden yellow energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, symbiote goo, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Desak the God-Slayer and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on him, and Lincoln left many more with his gold-plated claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Ophelia Ouroboros also attacked them with some powerful punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they smashed him all over with their immense and extremely powerful superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts and this was driving Desak the God-Slayer even more madder with rage.

Desak the God-Slayer: YOU! YOU! I WILL KILL YOU ALL!

Desak charged right at them with uncontrollable fiery rage and wrath in his black heart, but Ophelia Ouroboros fired a powerful energy blast at him which hit him hard and he got knocked down, and then, Lincoln turned the tip of one of his tails into Cell's stinger which opened up into a large sucker, and then, he latched it onto Desak's head. Then, Lincoln sucked him into his body, and Lincoln began absorbing Desak, and in the process, he was also assimilating his Superhuman physiology, Divine energy manipulation, Power negation, Energy resistance, Flight, and Divine slaying as his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and his rainbow energy aura and rainbow fire aura flared as he began growing even stronger.

When Lincoln was done, an energy card with Desak's drained soul appeared in Lincoln's left hand, and Lincoln banished him to The Black Gates forever, we cheered wildly for what Ophelia Ouroboros and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down and Ophelia Ouroboros' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long orange wolf tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, and massive golden yellow angel wings are permanent.

Ophelia Ouroboros: This is for all the lives of the Gods who fell victim to you. Thanks for helping me destroy Desak the God-Slayer for good, Lincoln.

Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Ophelia.

Suddenly, Ophelia Ouroboros wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Ophelia Ouroboros' face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and Ouroboros the Bronze flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and lights shining on them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Ophelia Ouroboros sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and light and they came back to us as the display vanished.

Nico: Whoa, that was one awesome and fierce battle you guys fought.

Lincoln: You said it, and in the end, Desak paid the price for his crimes just like Gorr the God-Butcher, and I also made his power and his Amulet of Power mine as well.

Me: Now, the most dangerous heretics and enemies of The Gods are gone for good. So, Lincoln, who's the next group of Cybertronian Gene-Slammers we're meeting on your rescue tomorrow?

Lincoln: That's an easy one: Gene-Slammers for the Seeker Armada.

Nico: Whoa!

Selene Salamandra: And there's only group of girls who'd be Gene-Slammed into The Seeker Armada: The Alucard Sisters.

Eli: Who are they?

Selene Emperyous: You'll love meeting them, Eli, and so will the rest of the team, they are Alicia Alucard, the Obsidian Gene-Slammer, Beatrice Alucard, the Cyclonus Gene-Slammer, Clara Alucard, the Dreadwing Gene-Slammer, Denisa Alucard, the Ramjet Gene-Slammer, Elvira Alucard, the Thrust Gene-Slammer, Felicia Alucard, the Dirge Gene-Slammer, Mara Alucard, the Sunstorm Gene-Slammer, Nadia Alucard, the Nova Storm Gene-Slammer, Olga Alucard, the Acid Storm Gene-Slammer, Paula Alucard, the Ion Storm Gene-Slammer, and Silvia Alucard, the Spinister Gene-Slammer, they are Lincoln's Guardian Angels from Romania and classmates in English, and like their sister, Rachel Alucard, they're beautiful and sophisticated yet deadly vampires and they're also goths, The Alucard Sisters are also masters of all sorts of magic. They, Rachel, and Lincoln would love to dance during Halloween night.

Nico: Awesome.

Michelle Emperyous: Each Alucard Sister has on black shirt and skirt with black boots, but they have different hair color. Alicia has red, Beatrice has orange, Clara has pink, Denisa has chestnut brown, Elvira has black, Felicia has violet, Mara has green, Nadia has indigo, Olga has white, Paula has blue and Silvia has gold hair. During the Halloween dance, each of the Alucard sisters and Rachel kissed Lincoln on the lips. As a result, Lincoln promised that he comes of age, he will marry Rachel and her sisters along with the rest of his harem, and they hate The Wet Bandits with a blazing passion.

Eli: Oh great, what did Marv and Harry do that time?

Laney Emperyous: Because they tried to steal from the Alucard Sisters' house, but before they could even get close to the door, Lincoln, Rachel, and the Alucard Sisters made illusions based on Ghouls n Ghosts series monsters appear before them, and The Wet Bandits ran away screaming like little girls.

We laughed.

Me: Serves those brainless boobs right!

Nico: Uh oh, if those brainless boobs find out they're coming back, that's bound to get on their nerves again!

exion: That's it for the Executioner.

Number 7: Keeping his axe would be beneficial.

Scorpion: It sure would.

Johnny 13: Wanna celebrate with a date, Kitty?

Kitty: I sure would, Johnny!

Me: Good idea.

Qin: At least I'm free of him.

Nico: Good riddance. Great job today everyone.

Qin: (To the viewers) I'm free of my nightmare forever.

Me: Yep.

We went to Wing King.


Meanwhipe Slappy was enraged.

Werewolf of Fever Swamp: Shall I deal with them next, Master?

Slappy: No. Not yet. I have a special day for you.

Bob Roth: Special Day? What are you talking about?

Slappy: Oh you'll see.

TO BE CONTINUED


Part 13 done.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.

For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Beetle, Katz, Evan & Myles, Yodo, LeFou and Hellhound along with Connor, Mike, Izzy, Xander, Trip And Sena and we're going to meet Crystal who now has Chicken Legs and we're going to help her battle her dark side that made her rude and all that and we're going to see Plant Lola and Papi the Harpy transform against her. Also we're going to battle Another Wiki Tiki, Manu Tiki Tia, No-Face Zombie, Headless Spectre, Phantom of Vasquez Castle, The Ghost of General Juan Carlos, Moat Monster, Man Bat (Scooby Doo), The Demon Farmer, The Spirit of Fireball McPhan, Zamigo Delma, Psycho Rangers, Lovak, Blob, Nojoke, Burger Monster, The Go Go Patrol, Cha-Ching Cha-Ching, Blah-Blah Blah-Blah, Killa Drilla, Bluto, El Toro the Bull, Shropshire Slasher, Fu Manchu, Ammit, Hota Wata, Baboon Kaboom, Katz and Beetle who are The Keyblade Knight of Crait and the Embodiment of Meteor and also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Gravity Man and her name is Greta Gravity and she is a master of Gravity.

For tomorrow, the matchup is for Aylene Aretos, Gene-Slammer of Aretos the Tin, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy The Elemental Archfiends, a quartet of immensely powerful elemental fiends who serve Golbez in the video game Final Fantasy IV.

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading to Romania, and we're going to take down The Hound of The Baskervilles. And we're going to meet Alicia Alucard, the Obsidian Gene-Slammer, Beatrice Alucard, the Cyclonus Gene-Slammer, Clara Alucard, the Dreadwing Gene-Slammer, Denisa Alucard, the Ramjet Gene-Slammer, Elvira Alucard, the Thrust Gene-Slammer, Felicia Alucard, the Dirge Gene-Slammer, Mara Alucard, the Sunstorm Gene-Slammer, Nadia Alucard, the Nova Storm Gene-Slammer, Olga Alucard, the Acid Storm Gene-Slammer, Paula Alucard, the Ion Storm Gene-Slammer, and Silvia Alucard, the Spinister Gene-Slammer, they are Lincoln's Guardian Angels from Romania and classmates in English, and like their sister, Rachel Alucard, they're beautiful and sophisticated yet deadly vampires and they're also goths, The Alucard Sisters are also masters of all sorts of magic. They, Rachel, and Lincoln would love to dance during Halloween night. Each Alucard Sister has on black shirt and skirt with black boots, but they have different hair color. Alicia has red, Beatrice has orange, Clara has pink, Denisa has chestnut brown, Elvira has black, Felicia has violet, Mara has green, Nadia has indigo, Olga has white, Paula has blue and Silvia has gold hair. During the Halloween dance, each of the Alucard sisters and Rachel kissed Lincoln on the lips. As a result, Lincoln promised that he comes of age, he will marry Rachel and her sisters along with the rest of his harem, and they hate The Wet Bandits with a blazing passion, because they tried to steal from the Alucard Sisters' house, but before they could even get close to the door, Lincoln, Rachel, and the Alucard Sisters made illusions based on Ghouls n Ghosts series monsters appear before them, and The Wet Bandits ran away screaming like little girls.

Part 14 is How I Got My Shrunken Head.

See you next time.