HORROR AT CAMP JELLYJAM
Working on Liam's farm was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Gentleman Ghost, Pericles, DC, Mephisto, Undead Spell Punk and the 3 Multiviolas as well as Yugi, Papi, Rhonda Lorrentina, Grief, Solitude and Mero the Mermaid as well as Shane, Dan Kuso, Kai (Ninjago), 2012 Leo, Kouta, Artha, Emerald Goldenbraid, Sakura Haruno, Ino, Lillian Hale, and Trixie Lulamoon and we were working hard.
Me: Nothing like working on the farm.
Maria: You said it. Especially helping Carmen and Liam.
Me: Yep.
I gave some spinach to a cow and then out come NUMEROUS BOTTLES OF MILK!
Qin: Whoa! Popeye's spinach does wonders for all kinds of farm animals.
Me: Yep it sure does.
Maria: That is awesome.
Ino: I wonder if it would help flowers grow fast.
Me: That would be awesome.
Laney: But we have plant powers for that.
Nico: Yugi, I want to thank you, Gentleman Ghost, and your teams for coming
Yugi: It's no problem Nico. This will be fun.
Eli: It sure will. And you and Father always make an awesome team Yugi.
Yugi: Thanks Eli.
Papi: Yeah that is awesome.
Nico: Papi, remember when we first met you?
Papi: I sure do. That was when J.D. and Carolyn saved me from McWolf in the Tall Trees realm.
Me: That was so fun.
Camie: That is cool!
Me: Yeah that was before we went back to Swallow Falls.
Xenia: That was cool.
Me: Those were some really fun rescues.
Lola: Yeah they sure were.
Papi: They sure were. And that was also the day where Poromon got steroids and muscles.
Maria: He sure did.
Nico: Yep and also that was funny.
Juran: Think he'll do it again?
Me: It's likely but it'll be cool to see how Poromon does with steroids.
Xenia: Yeah.
Nico: Especially how he fights.
Eli: Yep.
Me: Yeah. Man yesterday's adventure was fun. Man I blew Dr. Hawlings to pieces by shoving my heart bomb down his throat!
Nico: Like old times!
Me: That was awesome!
Nico: Yep it was. And J.D. that was well done using Indiana Jones line when he killed the leader of that cult.
Me: That was awesome. And it was cool that we helped Mike.
Xenia: It sure was.
Camie: Yep. I didn't know you guys did all that before back then.
Me: Yep and it was before the Great War of Friday the 13th.
Nico: We still saw the shrunken head.
Qin: Yeah we sure did. Ugly little thing.
Brittney: But Shrunken Heads are mystical objects.
Qin: Yeah.
Lola: But it was ugly. At least Mike didn't use it.
Xenia: Thank goodness he didn't.
Nico: Emerald Goldenbraid, Sakura Haruno, Fu, Ino, Lillian Hale, and Trixie Lulamoon All did a great job there.
Me: They sure did.
Ino: That was so fun.
Trixie Lulamoon: It sure was and it was fun for The Great and Powerful Trixie!
Qin: It sure was!
Sakura Haruno: We all had a great time.
Me: Yep.
Liam and Carmen came.
Liam: Thanks for helping us all everyone.
Me: No problem Liam.
Liam: But I'm having a bit of a problem.
Me: What is it?
But then…
KRASPLAT!
I got hit in the face with a pumpkin from out of nowhere and got knocked to the ground.
CRASH!
Nico: Oh no. Don't fucking tell me
Eli helped me up and got the pumpkin off me.
Me: (Dazed) Anyone get the number of that pumpkin that hit me? (Blubbers) OW! OKAY WHO IS THE FUCKING WISEASS!?
Liam: That's the emergency.
Lincoln: Okay, guys, we've got ourselves a huge emergency: we got word from Drew Brockman, Walker, Tabby, and Lee that The Pumpkin Heads are back, and they're causing trouble in town once again.
We gasped.
Nico: Oh man, I knew it was going to be them again, I just knew it, and it's not even Halloween.
Me: I know, right? But, still, we got to stop them.
Qin: Yeah!
Camie: Who are the Pumpkin Heads
Me: Alien mischief makers from another planet. We faced them back in 2019.
I went over what happened in chapter 875 and it was brutal.
Camie: WHOA!
Applejack: Why those rotten mischief makers!
Just then, Brandon Skellington arrived, along with Lightning Lisa and Suu the Slime.
Brandon Skellington: Sorry for the intrusion, everyone, but I had to come here as soon as possible.
Suu: Same with me and Lightning Lisa.
Lightning Lisa: We were made aware of the situation by my elder brother's prime counterpart of the Pumpkin Heads' return.
Me: You both got here as fast as possible, and I can understand why you came here, Brandon.
Brandon Skellington: I wasn't going to let these aliens run free even if they wear pumpkins for heads, and I intend to stir up some early Halloween fun to deal with them.
Lincoln: Good idea. (Sensed for The Pumpkin Heads) AHA! Gotcha! I've picked up on The Pumpkin Heads, they're 20 yards away, along with Drew Brockman, Walker, Tabby, and Lee, and they're on the move.
Nico: We need to get to them as fast as possible.
Lincoln: Yeah, we can't let them get caught. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) And hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.
Nico: That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!
Suddenly, we saw a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.
Lincoln: I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!
Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now weak and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set out to help Drew Brockman, Walker, Tabby, and Lee deal with The Pumpkin Heads.
Nico: I think these are also rogue ones!
Me: Yeah these definitely must be rogue ones! They are for sure getting the Black Gates.
Qin: Big time!
Me: NOBODY HITS ME WITH A PUMPKIN AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!
Suu: DARN TOOTIN!
Xenia: YEAH! STUPID PIEFACES!
Kaito: Are there friendly ones then?
Shanan: Yes there are.
Me: I can't remember if we met friendly ones or not but there are.
Nico: Yeah. But either way we got some rogue Pumpkinheads to face.
Xenia: Lets get them!
We went to find them.
We arrived just in time to see Drew Brockman, Walker, Tabby, and Lee running from The Pumpkin Heads.
Lincoln: There they are. Now, let's give those aliens a real Halloween scare.
Suddenly, waves of black and orange darkness appeared from nowhere along with the many icons of Halloween: Skeletons, Pumpkins, Bats, Ghosts, Witches, Werewolves, Vampires, Demons, and all the other Halloween creatures came out from nowhere and they blasted The Pumpkin Heads with blasts of pumpkin fire and black and orange darkness. Then, they all converged and a massive explosion erupted as the sounds of a Thunderbird Screech, Phoenix Cry, and demonic laughter were heard and we appeared.
Lincoln: We got here as fast as we could, Drew.
Brandon Skellington: Now, leave this part to me.
Brandon Skellington fired blasts of black and orange darkness and black and orange energy blasts from his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice and they hit the Pumpkin Heads, and that had caused the pumpkins to come off the aliens' heads and come to life. Then, they fired blasts of fire at them, and Brandon Skellington summoned ghosts that took possessions of the other pumpkins that came off the aliens' heads, and they fired blasts of darkness and ghosts at them.
Nico: Whoa, Brandon is really causing some early Halloween mischief with what he's doing.
Me: He sure is, he's really causing Halloween mischief towards the Pumpkin Heads.
Lightning Lisa: Now, to deal with those reprehensible aliens.
I went over to them.
Me: Hey you Squash Heads! I got your telegram with a nasty lump on my head!
Nco: Not gonna happen again!
Qin: You got a lot of nerve coming back!
Me: Now we're going to pulverize you and turn you into Pumpkin Pie!
Shane, Shana, and both Jack O Lanterns appeared.
Shana: Sorry we're late!
Shane: We were told about this from Brandon.
Jack O Lantern (Billy and Mandy): Yeah this will be fun.
Me: You made it just in time.
Shana: Yeah, these are more rogue members of our people.
Me: I see. Then we're going to squash some pumpkins. One of them threw a pumpkin at me and hit me on the head. I have a huge lump.
Shana: Ouch!
Xenia: Yeah.
Marvel Jack O Lantern: Let me show them a flaming pumpkin!
He threw a Flaming Pumpkin and it hit the rogue Pumpkinheads and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Me: Nice one! Top this! (ACTIVATES HOBGOBLIN'S RIDEWATCH)
I fired a bunch of pumpkin bombs and they hit the Pumpkinheads and exploded!
KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Shane: Ninja Storm Ranger Form! HA!
Kouta: Henshin!
They transformed!
Shane: (ECHOING) POWER OF AIR!
Kouta: ORANGE ARMS! KAMEN RIDER GAIM!
They were ready!
Nico: YEAH!
Nico: Take this!
He fired energy blasts and blasted the Pumpkinheads.
Nico: YEAH!
Suddenly, Lightning Lisa's electric yellow eyes turned neon electric yellow, and she was surrounded by an electric yellow energy aura with stars, lightning, chemicals, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Lightning Lisa's Supercell Lightning Storm Genius Greatsword of Supercell Lightning Storm Genius Love from her back, and as she approached the Pumpkin Heads, she left electric yellow energy, stars, lightning, chemicals, dragons, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Lightning Lisa: It seems that there is no reasoning towards you aliens at all, but all the same, you are nothing more than evil and must be eradicated for good.
Suddenly, Lightning Lisa was surrounded by a massive vortex of electric yellow energy with stars, lightning, and chemicals surrounding the vortex, there are dragons, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a green phoenix with red eyes glaring at The Pumpkin Heads: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Lightning Lisa emerged, but she was changed forever.
Lightning Lisa grew from 7'4" to 7'9" in height, she has gold metal bands on her biceps and thighs, she now has eleven large electric yellow orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has yellow highlights in the bangs of her now long flowing brown hair reaching the bottom of her neck and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon yellow eyes and an electric yellow energy aura with stars, lightning, chemicals, dragons, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense neon rainbow protective aura with elements swirling around it, she has a lightning dragon holding the Thunder Kanji in its claws emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with electric yellow iris, she has on dragon earrings with yellow gems gems for eyes and holding the Thunder and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she has on her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with yellow gems on the gold lightning bolt links and yellow crystal links and a yellow dragon-shaped Element of Harmony and below the Element of Harmony is a dragon with yellow gems for eyes and holding the Thunder and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant and she has on a white and gold-accented choker on her neck, she has on a sleeveless green shirt with yellow phoenix on it, red pants with lightning on the pants legs, black knee-high boots with lightning bolts for the buckles, and a long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, lightning, chemicals, dragons, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a dragon, phoenix, and angel with lightning surrounding them. Suddenly, Lightning Lisa felt a sharp pain on her back and then, her massive brown angel wings with yellow tips on the large brown feathers grew much bigger for her new body, and her eleven massive and long brown wolf tails now have yellow tips and yellow markings, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with large yellow gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Green Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger and she has on yellow fingerless gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on the back and a Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Lightning Lisa's massive Lightning Lisa's Supercell Lightning Storm Genius Greatsword of Supercell Lightning Storm Genius Love and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of electric yellow energy, stars, lightning, chemicals, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Lightning Lisa's L-Emental Eternal Supercell Lightning Storm Genius Greatsword of L-Emental Eternal Supercell Lightning Storm Genius Love, it's a brand-new large greatsword with embedded yellow gems and a dragon etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged green blade, large green dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt with large yellow gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large green dragon heads with yellow gems for eyes and a large green dragon head with yellow gems for eyes and yellow gem in its mouth on the bottom of the green dragon heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with large yellow gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left gold bracer, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with large gold dragon head with green gems for eyes and large electric yellow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a yellow kanji below the dragon, phoenix, and angel that said, "Lightning Lisa Loud, Elemental Angel of Lightning, Fifth Youngest of The Loud Family, Loving Sister of Her Many Siblings, Loving Youngest Daughter of Rita and Lynn Senior, Member of The L-Ementals, Intelligent Scientist and Genius of Gotham Royal York, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Descendant of 17th Century Alchemist Lisa of Loch Loud in Scotland, Archenemy of Universe 666 Storm King, Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Defender of The Loud House and The Loud Family, and Master of Lightning, Dragons, Phoenixes, and Angels"
ライトニング・リサ・ラウド、ライトニングのエレメンタル・エンジェル、ラウド家の5番目の末っ子、多くの兄弟の愛する妹、リタとリン・シニアの愛する末娘、L-エメンタルズのメンバー、知性ある科学者でありゴッサム・ロイヤル・ヨークの天才、勇敢な戦士コスモス、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、セレスティアル・ゼルナガの怒りのマスター、黒のマスターゲイツ、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者でありスレイヤー、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、数多くの驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、スコットランドのラウド湖の17世紀の錬金術師リサの子孫、第666宇宙の大敵ストームキング、チーム ラウド フェニックス ストームのメンバー、ラウド ハウスとラウド ファミリーの擁護者、そしてライトニング、ドラゴン、フェニックス、エンジェルのマスター
Lightning Lisa has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-DRAGON-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA L-EMENTAL TRUE ETERNAL SUPERCELL DRACONIC SCIENCE GENIUS THUNDERSTORM LIGHTNING PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC L-EMENTAL TRUE ETERNAL SUPERCELL DRACONIC SCIENCE GENIUS THUNDERSTORM LIGHTNING PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE L-EMENTAL TRUE ETERNAL SUPERCELL DRACONIC SCIENCE GENIUS THUNDERSTORM LIGHTNING PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Lightning Lisa's Super Angel-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when The Pumpkin Heads saw it, they ran at her to kill her, but Lightning Lisa fired a massive barrage of electric yellow energy, stars, lightning, chemicals, dragons, phoenixes, and angels which hit The Pumpkin Heads and they got electrocuted badly, they got back up, but now, they're suffering from electric shock and are really peeved now.
Lightning Lisa: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The L-Emental True Eternal Supercell Draconic Science Genius Thunderstorm Lightning Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic L-Emental True Eternal Supercell Draconic Science Genius Thunderstorm Lightning Phoenix Angel Love) And just for that attack, you're in for a lot worse from the rest of us!
Suu: That's for sure.
Brandon Skellington: I've done my part. It's up to you guys now to end this madness.
Lincoln: And we will.
Brandon Skellington teleported back to The World Tree Estate in a massive tornado of black and orange darkness as the pumpkins that he brought to life went back to normal as the ghosts and the other Halloween creatures came out and disappeared.
Nico: Brandon helped in his part with causing mischief on them, now it's our turn.
Me: That's right, now we must end them for good.
Suddenly, Suu's blue eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by a green and blue energy aura with stars, water, ocean waves, slimes, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive greatsword from her back, and as she approached The Pumpkinheads, she left green and blue energy, stars, water, ocean waves, slimes, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Suu: Every single word that Lightning Lisa said to you was true, and you know what, you're done with running loose and causing trouble, and now, we'll make sure you never come back!
Suddenly, Suu was surrounded by a massive vortex of green and blue energy with stars, water, and ocean waves surrounding the vortex, there are slimes, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at The Pumpkin Heads: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Suu emerged, but she was changed forever.
Suu grew from 6'0" to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large blue green orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the voluptuous body of a goddess, she has blue highlights in the bangs of her long green tentacles for hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blue eyes and a blue green energy aura with stars, water, ocean waves, slimes, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has a phoenix and slime emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with blue iris, she has on slime earrings with blue gems for eyes and holding the Water and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has a slime with blue gems for eyes and holding the Water and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her blue slime-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold phoenix pendant of her Elemental Phoenix Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with blue green crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and blue green gems on the gold water drop links and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck. Suu has on her long yellow raincoat and yellow galoshes, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, water, ocean waves, slimes, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix and slime surrounded by stars and wind. Suddenly, Suu felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive green angel wings with blue tips on the large green feathers grew and sprouted out of her back and she now has eleven massive and long green wolf tails with blue tips and blue markings. Suu has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large green gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Suu's massive greatsword and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're suddenly surrounded by a kaleidoscope of green and blue energy, stars, water, ocean waves, slimes, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it transformed into Suu the Slime's Ocean Maelstrom Slime Angel Greatsword of Ocean Maelstrom Slime Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded green gems and slime and phoenix etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged blue blade, large light blue slime heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large green gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large blue slime heads with green gems for eyes and large light blue phoenix head with blue gems for eyes and large blue gem in its mouth on the bottom of the light blue harpy heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left gold Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold slime head with blue gems for eyes and large green gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a green kanji below the phoenix and slime that said, "Suu the Slime, Legendary Voluptuous Slime of Myth, Friend of Many Monster Girls, Future Wife of James Dean Knudson, Archenemy of PuruPuru, Expert Flyer, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Water, Slimes, Phoenixes, and Angels"
スライムのスー、伝説の官能的な神話のスライム、多くのモンスター娘の友人、ジェームス・ディーン・クヌッドソンの将来の妻、プルプルの大敵、エキスパート・フライヤー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使兼灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、セレスティアル・ゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛、思いやりの真の女神、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私無欲、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者と悪の殺し屋、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な生徒の驚くべき強力な生徒先生と水の達人、スライム、フェニックス、天使
Suu has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-SLIME-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE OCEAN MAELSTROM VOLUPTUOUS MYTHICAL SLIME ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC OCEAN MAELSTROM VOLUPTUOUS MYTHICAL SLIME ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC OCEAN MAELSTROM VOLUPTUOUS MYTHICAL SLIME ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Suu's Super Angel-Slime-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when I saw Suu, I had an atomic red blush on my face, hearts in my eyes, and my nose was bleeding. But, when The Pumpkin Heads saw it, they fell into an even darker rage and ran at her to kill her, but Suu fired a massive barrage of green and blue energy, stars, water, ocean waves, slimes, phoenixes, and angels which hit The Pumpkin Heads and exploded with incredible power as she was sent flying into a tree, they got back up, but now, they were beyond pissed off.
Suu: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Ocean Maelstrom Voluptuous Slime Angel and Divine Cosmic Ocean Maelstrom Voluptuous Slime Love) Now, it's high time we got rid of you for good.
Me: You're going to be nothing more than ashes after we get through with you, you bastards!
Nico: And we're also going to piss Slappy off even more.
Lincoln: This is going to be good.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope.
Then, I transformed into Super Angel-Wolf Moon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Hope and unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and we joined Lightning Lisa and Suu and so did the rest of us as we unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Your days of causing havoc are done, now it's time for you to die once more and never come back!
Lincoln, Lightning Lisa, Suu, and I went after The Pumpkin Heads and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, electric yellow energy, blue energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Golems, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Elemental Phoenixes, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at The Pumpkin Heads and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Then, we attacked them with our massive greatswords leaving scars on them and Lincoln left many more with his gold-armored claws and firing energy slashes from his gold-plated claws and I left many more with my claws, and he, Lightning Lisa, Suu, and I attacked them hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving The Pumpkin Heads insane and straight to the brink of insanity.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) (ECHOING VOICE) STRIKE OF THE SEVEN STARS!
Lincoln fired super-heated spheres of light at The Pumpkin Heads, and they not only got burned badly, but all of them were turned to ashes and their spirits were banished to The Black Gates for good. Everyone cheered as Lincoln, Lightning Lisa, Suu, and I holstered our massive greatswords on our backs and powered down, and Lightning Lisa's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, gold halo, eleven massive and long brown wolf tails, and massive brown angel wings are permanent, and Suu's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, gold halo, eleven massive and long green wolf tails, and massive green angel wings are permanent.
Nico: That'll teach you aliens never to come after our friends ever again!
Me: You said it.
Lincoln: They made a huge mistake coming back, and they didn't count on Brandon Skellington using some of his tricks to cause some early Halloween mischief.
Eli: That was so awesome, and it proved to everyone that Brandon Skellington really is The Master of Halloween and The King of Terror.
Luna: And when Halloween comes, we'll ask him for some help on really making it one Halloween no one will ever forget.
Me: With the assistance of both him, his dad, and Elena Skellington.
Qin: The whole Skellington Family helping us with Halloween, oh man, this is going to be one wicked and awesome Halloween no one will ever forget.
Nico: We should make pumpkin pie out of them
Me: Good idea.
Lana: Yeah!
Me: Lana can I have some ice for this lump on my head?
Lana: Sure thing.
She gave me some ice for it.
Me: Ahh. Much better.
Juran: Anyone know how to make pie?
Me: We got 2 of the best pie makers ever right here. Applejack and Pinkie Pie.
They smiled.
Juran: Cool.
Rainbow Dash: I can't believe I didn't like pies before. Now I love them!
Me: You would have to be a crazy lunatic not to like pies.
Taro: You didn't like pies before?
Rainbow Dash: I never liked them at all. Pinkie Pie made pies for me and I lied to her to make her happy. But I love her pies now.
Me: The reason she never liked them before was because she never had one before.
Rainbow Dash: It's true. But I wanted to prove to Pinkie that I can eat a pie to her by making a garbage dump pie.
Me: I almost hurled my guts out seeing that.
Xenia: YUCK!
Me: Yeah.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah not the smartest idea.
Lana: I would've eaten it!
Me: Yeah you would Lana but not anyone else.
WE LAUGHED!
Lola: (LAUGHS) Yeah.
Lana: (LAUGHS) I sure would.
Me: Yeah.
Taro: What was that pie made of?
Me: You do NOT want to know.
Taro: Fair enough.
We got to making the pies and we later ate them.
Me: (Eating Pumpkin Pie) Mmm! Not even Thanksgiving and it's awesome.
Xenia: It sure is.
Nico: I also like apple pie.
Me: Me too.
Camie: Same here.
We had a great pie.
Me: Ahh. Now we could use some pizza to wash it down.
Nico: That would be awesome. Now for the Anothers.
Eli: Lets see. (CONCENTRATES) Whoa we have Another T-Rex, Magma, Money, Virus, Sweets Dopants, Pericles and Gentleman Ghost.
We gasped!
Qin: Whoa so just Fiona, Selene, Bertha, Hailey and Emma Guntherton coming.
Nico: Yep.
Maria: Let's call them.
We did so and in swirls of elements came the Guntherton sisters!
Fiona Guntherton: Hey guys.
Selene Guntherton: This will be fun.
Emma Guntherton: It sure will be.
Eli: I sense that the Anothers minus Gentleman Ghost are one person.
Qin: Wow.
Nico: There they are!
Out came Another T-Rex, Magma, Money, Virus, Sweets Dopants and Pericles!
Me: WHOA!
But then an Ewok came.
Me: Whoa an Ewok?
Lincoln: Wait I know this Ewok. Shodu Warrick?
Shodu Warrick: Good seeing you again Lincoln.
Lincoln: You too Shodu. Then that means.
Another Magma Dopant: (In a girls voice) Yep.
Lincoln: Eowyn Endor. Awesome.
She reverted back and was a girl with green and blue hair, green eyes and green and blue clothes and she had an awesome keyblade with her.
Eowyn Endor: Awesome to see you again Lincoln.
Lincoln: Same here Eowyn. Guys this is Eowyn Endor, Keyblade Knight of Endor, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's also a powerful Jedi and a powerful force of epic power. She was born and raised on the planet, Endor, and she has intense nature powers and is as strong as 500,000,000 Jedi Knights put together. She has all of their powers and uses the powers of the Light Side of the Force for Good. She is the Keyblade Knight of the planet, Endor, and she witnessed the Jedi Knights' battles against The Sith, and she and her Ewok friend, Shodu Warrick, helped out in many of their battles against The Sith. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained me a lot about how to use the Keyblade and I'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and I became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained him on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained me a lot when it came to mastering The Light Side of The Force while Maridia Amidala trained me a lot when it came to mastering The Dark Side of The Force for Good, and over time, I became a powerful Master of The Light and Dark Side of The Force and I eventually became as strong as 900,000,000 Jedi Knights and 900,000,000 Sith Lords, and she taught me everything that she knows when it comes to using the powers of nature.
Laney: That was awesome.
Lana: Yep.
Me: Wow the Keyblade Knight of Endor. That was the decisive battle that brought an end to the Galactic Empire.
Nico: Yeah.
Eowyn Endor: That's right.
Juran: Considering what happened afterwards, did it really end?
Me: It sure did and the entire galaxy is at peace. With no Palpatine, the Empire and the First Order fell from power.
Nico: Yep.
Eli: Thank goodness.
Me: Boy that was so epic.
Eowyn Endor: I heard all about how you guys helped destroy the Death Star and all that. That was awesome.
Me: It sure was.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: By the way is the Another Gentleman Ghost friendly or hostile?
Eowyn Endor: Friendly and she is one fast flyer.
Nico: Whoa!
Qin: That will be cool.
Nico: Sorry we have to do this.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and was separated from the Anothers!
They fired waves of energy and elements and blasted the Anothers and I caught the Wonder Ride Books.
Me: Oh yeah!
Xenia: that was cool!
Maria: Time for backup. (TURNS DIAL) BEETLES OF MAYHEM!
She summoned Beetle, Katz, Evan & Myles, Yodo, LeFou and Hellhound.
Me: Oh yeah!
Camie: Awesome.
Me: Now for Another Gentleman Ghost.
Nico: All we can do now is wait.
Me: We don't have to wait long!
We saw a figure fly in and it was ANOTHER GENTLEMAN GHOST!
Gentleman Ghost: I say. Who is that dashing good man?
Me: Another version of you James?
Another Gentleman Ghost: (In a girls voice) I do look awesome though.
Me: That voice.
She reverted back and was a girl with pink hair, pink eyes, pink clothes and had falcon angel wings and tail feathers and she had a tiara with the symbol of the Falcon Dopant on it and the symbol was on her skirt and she had a Falcon Sword in her hand.
Me: Falchion Falcon! Wow!
Falchion Falcon: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: Same here. Falchion is the embodiment of the Falcon Dopant and she is also a REALLY FAST flyer and she is also a very skilled thief that moves with incredible speed and can't be seen by anyone. She steals from criminals though.
Gentleman Ghost: I say. She has so much in common with me. I am a gentleman thief. Well done fair lady.
Falchion Falcon: Thank you.
Kaito: (gets out Gaim gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Zocks: (Gets out Wizard gear) Because we can grant it instead.
Kaito got a Gaim Sword and Zocks got a Wizard Sword.
Falchion Falcon: No he didn't. I swiped this however when he wasn't looking.
She revealed that she had Swartz's Prototype Kamen Rider Legacy Belt!
Me: (GASP) That's Swartz's Kamen Rider Legacy Belt!
Nico: WHOA! Sakura told us that he was working on a belt that had all 50+ Years of riders in it.
Sakura Knudson: It's true. So you swiped that with your speed.
Falchion Falcon: I sure did.
Me: Awesome!
Sougo (gets out Gaim Ridewatch): Kairi Yano and Sly cooper are thieves too.
Armor Time! (Horns and traditional Japanese music) Soiya! Gaim~!
Geiz (gets out Beast Ridewatch): You'll get along with them just fine.
Armor Time! (Drum roll) Open! Beast! (Lion roar)
Sougo got GaimArmor while Geiz got BeastArmor.
Daiki: I'm getting along with you already!
Me: Yeah.
Falchion Falcon: I can tell you are.
Lincoln: Lets separate you first.
Lincoln fired a wave of energy and separated her.
Falchion Falcon: Awesome.
She put the belt on.
Falchion Falcon: Time for Saber Power.
She activated the Saber Ridewatch and flew at Another Gentleman Ghost and fired a massive wave of fire and blasted him down.
Me: WHOA! That belt not only allows you to use the powers of all the Riders from over the course of 50+ Years but also it enhances their power times 500! Whoa!
Nico: That is awesome!
Eli: Incredible!
Nico: (gets out Gentleman Ghost) Time for some ghost power!
Falchion Falcon: Allow me too! (ACTIVATES KAMEN RIDER GHOST RIDEWATCH) Throw me an Eyecon!
Me: Here!
I gave her one!
She activated it.
HENRIETTA SWAN LEAVITT!
She fired a blast of stars and blasted the Another down.
Nico: Who was she?
Me: Henrietta Swan Leavitt was the woman that measured the vast distances of remote galaxies.
Nico: Cool! That's interesting. This will be fun! (ACTIVATES GENTLEMAN GHOST AND PERICLES RIDEWATCHES)
He fired a wave of energy and blasted the Another down.
May: Take this! (ACTIVATES DC AND MEPHISTO'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired energy blasts and blasted the Another down.
Maria: YEAH And this! (ACTIVATES UNDEAD SPELL PUNK AND THE 3 MULTIVIOLAS RIDEWATCHES)
She fired energy blasts and smashed the Another down.
Papi: Take this! (ACTIVATES PERICLES RIDEWATCH)
She fired energy waves and blasted the Another down.
Then Zs'Skayr, Phantom of Vasquez Castle, Gossamer, Evil Tim, Mutant Dexter and Big Chicken came.
Nico: Cool team Zs'Skayr!
Zs'Skayr: Thanks Nico.
Ed: IT IS THE CURSE OF EVIL TIM! HE HAS COME TO DISSECT OUR INTERNAL ORGANS AND FEED THEM TO THE MINIONS OF HADES!
Laney: Ed!
But then I smelled something REALLY FOUL!
SEAL BARK!
Me: (SNIFFS) OH GOOD GOD! DEXTER?!
Mutant Dexter: Sorry. I stink in this form.
Tsukasa: It's good that we have that belt now after meeting Gokaiger's embodiment yesterday.
Falchion Falcon: It sure is.
?: Boy I'll say!
Charge Man came.
Me: Charge Man! Wow!
Charge Man: (In a girls voice) Yep. I got this.
Nico: Vicky Cindy Charge!? Whoa!
Vicky Cindy Charge: That's right!
She ran fast and smashed down Another Gentleman Ghost and I caught the ridewatch and purified it.
Me: Awesome!
Vicky Cindy Charge: Yeah! Oh I'm naked just so you know.
Me: Oh boy. It's gonna hurt just so you know.
Vicky Cindy Charge: I know.
I put on my blind man glasses and the boys covered their eyes.
Me: Here we go. (SNAPS FINGERS)
I snapped my fingers and she doubled over in pain and she threw up and then rammed into May and smashed her into a mud pen for Liam's pigs!
SPLAT! YUCK!
She reverted back and was a girl with orange hair and she had red eyes and had orange wings and had the Charge Kanji in the middle of her forehead.
Vicky Cindy Charge: (Groans) That hurt. (GASP) Oh man! Sorry May! Boy you are gonna smell horrible!
May: I'm okay!
LIGHTHOUSE FOGHORN!
Vicky Cindy Charge: (SEES HERSELF) GAH! EYES TO YOURSELVES PERVERTS!
Rarity: Don't worry darling we can fix this!
The fashion Brigade gave her an awesome orange wardrobe and she had skates on for awesome speed and she had a Charge Kanji Barette on.
Vicky Cindy Charge: Boy this is awesome!
Lola: It sure is.
Papi: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Vicky Cindy Charge: When me and Nico were after criminals running on foot from the jewelry store and we smashed them down and got them sent to prison.
Nico: That was fun.
Me: Awesome.
Nico and Vicky hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Vicky Cindy Charge: Same here.
We went back home and got May a bath.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, Jaden Yuki, Elemental HERO Dark Neos, Elemental HERO Flare Neos, Elemental HERO Aqua Neos, and Elemental HERO Glow Neos are heading to New York City, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the six girls here, but we're also going to take down Matt Cordell, the murderous ex-police officer returned from the dead, and seeks revenge on the people who wronged him, and Kuja is going to transform to take him down before he could claim more victims.
Lincoln: Ah, we're here in New York, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the six girls here, but we're also going to take down Matt Cordell, the murderous ex-police officer returned from the dead, and seeks revenge on the people who wronged him.
I gasped.
Me: Oh God, I knew we'd be going after Matt Cordell one day.
Nico: I saw the Maniac Cop movies, and Matt Cordell was just a regular New York City cop.
Me: He wanted to expose the truth about the corruption in City Hall, that was until he was arrested and unjustly imprisoned in Sing Sing for police brutality, and then, he was mutilated and killed in a shower room in Sing Sing by the other inmates, whom he helped incarcerate.
Jaden: So, we got to stop him.
Kuja: Before he claims more victims on his rampage. Plus, we also have evidence of the mayor's hand in framing Cordell.
Nico: Cordell was investigating the corruption that was going on in City Hall, that's why The Mayor framed him and had him arrested under false charges and unjustly imprisoned. The Mayor's career is about to be brought to an end, but first, we must stop Cordell.
We travelled through the streets, but everywhere we went, we saw dead bodies on the streets, no doubt this was Matt Cordell's work.
Eli: Everywhere we go, we find dead bodies on the streets.
Lincoln: Cordell's been here, and I think I know who he's going after next: Officer Jack W. Forrest Jr. and Officer Theresa Mallory, and they're already in his path.
Suddenly, we saw nine girls head our way with long hair matching the colors of the rainbow, matching sleeveless crop tops, red skirts, red knee-high boots, massive angel wings matching their hair, and long white sleeveless trenchcoats with elemental forces on the coattails and the Insecticons on the backs of the trenchcoats and holstered on their backs are massive greatswords, and with them are the six girls, along with Officer Jack W. Forrest Jr. and Officer Theresa Mallory.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Akari Ashida, Gene-Slammer of Airachnid, Bunko Ashida, Gene-Slammer of Blackarachnia, Chihiro Ashida, Gene-Slammer of Glowstrike, Doremi Ashida, Gene-Slammer of Shrapnel, Ginka Ashida, Gene-Slammer of Kickback, Hiromi Ashida, Gene-Slammer of Hardshell,
Kaguya Ashida, Gene-Slammer of Waspinator, Lekki Ashida, Gene-Slammer of Inferno, and Mei Ashida, Gene-Slammer of Chop Shop.
Akari Ashida: That's right, and we got the girls and the officers out of the way, but Cordell's on our trail.
We then saw a figure head our way: it was Matt Cordell, the undead murderous cop out for revenge.
Kuja: And now, we approach the final act to your reign of terror. But, it will not end with your death.
Suddenly, Kuja's light blue eyes turned neon light blue and he was surrounded by a purple and light blue energy aura with stars, fire, light, magic, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, he had his Brumel Cores at the ready, and as he approached Matt Cordell, he left purple and light blue energy, stars, fire, light, magic, dragons, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Kuja: I can understand that you are furious at The Mayor for framing you when you were getting that close to the truth of finding out about the corruption, that's why he framed you and got you sent to prison, but this cannot go on any longer, you must be stopped, Matt Cordell. But, this I swear, The Mayor is going to be answering for his crimes, but by the hands of the law and not you.
Suddenly, Kuja was surrounded by a massive vortex of purple and light blue energy with stars, fire, light, and magic surrounding the vortex, there are dragons, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a silver phoenix. Then, as the vortex faded, Kuja emerged, but he was changed forever.
FINAL FANTASY IX: KUJA'S THEME - THE DARK MESSENGER
Kuja grew to 8'3" in height, he now has gold bracers on his biceps and thighs and he now has eleven large silver orbs orbiting around his legs, he has abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, he has light blue highlights in his long silver hair and large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, he has neon light blue eyes and a purple and light blue energy aura with stars, fire, light, magic, dragons, phoenixes, and angels surrounding him and he has an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, he has a dragon and phoenix emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with light blue iris, he has on dragon earrings with light blue gems for eyes and holding the Fire, Light, Magic, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, he has on his Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with purple gems embedded in the gold star links and purple crystal links and purple dragon-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of The Element of Harmony is a dragon with light blue gems for eyes and holding the Fire, Light, Magic, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant, and he has on a white and gold accented choker on his neck, he has on a purple shirt with silver phoenix on it, black pants, armored dark purple knee-high boots with golden buckles, white gloves with silver claw rings, and long long-sleeved purple coat with silver fur for the collar and silver fur lining below the coattails with stars, fire, light, magic, dragons, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a dragon, phoenix, and angel surrounded by fire and light. Suddenly, Kuja felt a sharp pain on his back, and then, massive silver angel wings with light blue tips on the silver feathers grew and sprouted out from his back, he has on his Ring of The Phoenix with large purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on his right ring finger and Blue Lantern Corps ring on his left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in his left hand.
Suddenly, Kuja's new staff and all the greatswords and swords he'd gotten began merging together and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of purple and light blue energy, stars, fire, light, magic, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice, it's a brand-new Mage's Staff measuring at 8'6" in length with a massive purple orb mounted on top of four large silver raven heads with purple gems for eyes and below them is a large purple gem surrounded by a gold ring with small chain made of three purple gems and a dragon for the pendant and silver dragon coiled around one end of the long black handle and on the other end of the long midnight black handle is a white Alicorn head with its wings spread out and a golden heart and on the bottom of the Alicorn head are four smaller silver raven heads with purple gems for the eyes and on top of a large gold ring and on the bottom of the raven heads is a large midnight black crescent moon weight with a purple gem on it, and his Brumel Cores grew much bigger in size, he has on his new large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with purple gems on his wrists which were hidden in the large cuffs of his long long-sleeved purple coat and Dragon Ball Bracelet on his left gold Bracer, his new large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with large gold dragon head with purple gems for eyes and large purple gem in its open mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony holstered on his right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on his left hip. There's a purple kanji below the phoenix and dragon that said, "Kuja, Powerful Wizard and Sorcerer of Terra, Tragic Former Villain Turned Redeemable Hero, Expert Dragon Rider, Master Mage of Magic, Archenemy of Matt Cordell, Member of The Redemption Squad, Former Angel of Death, Former Servant and Destroyer of Garland, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Magic, Fire, Light, Dragons, Phoenixes, and Angels"
クジャ、テラの強力な魔法使い兼魔術師、悲劇の元悪役から救いの英雄に転身、エキスパートのドラゴンライダー、魔法のマスターメイジ、マット・コーデルの宿敵、償還部隊のメンバー、元死の天使、ガーランドの元従者にして破壊者、勇敢な戦士コスモス、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、セレスティアル・ゼルナガの怒りのマスター、黒のマスターゲイツ、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者でありスレイヤー、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして魔法、火、光、ドラゴン、フェニックス、天使の達人
Kuja has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-GENOME-WIZARD-DRAGON-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA CELESTIAL WIZARD GENOME TERRA REDEMPTION DRACONIC MAGIC PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC CELESTIAL WIZARD TERRA GENOME REDEMPTION DRACONIC MAGIC PHOENIX JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC CELESTIAL WIZARD GENOME TERRA REDEMPTION DRACONIC MAGIC PHOENIX HOPE!
We were amazed by Kuja's Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Matt Cordell saw it, he took his baton and unsheathed a hidden knife and was about to charge at him with it, but Kuja fired a massive barrage of purple and light blue energy, stars, fire, light, magic, dragons, phoenixes, and angels which hit Matt Cordell, and he also sent his Brumel Cores and attacked him further, Matt Cordell got back up, but he was even more enraged now.
Kuja: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Magic Redemption Draconic Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Magic Redemption Draconic Phoenix Angel Hope) It looks like you're not going to go down without a fight, oh well.
Kuja went after Matt Cordell, and he fired extremely powerful blasts of purple and light blue energy, stars, fire, light, magic, dragons, phoenixes, and angels which hit Matt Cordell and exploded and he fired blasts of purple energy and magic from his new Mage's Staff which hit him, and he also casted Flare and Holy which hit Cordell even further, and he sent more Brumel Cores at him, and this was really pissing him off.
Then, Kuja turned into his Trance form as his long silver hair and massive silver angel wings turned red and he sprouted a red tail and it was even more powerful than ever and he really let Matt Cordell have it.
Me: Whoa, Kuja is really tearing Matt Cordell apart.
Nico: We know we're supposed to take down Matt Cordell, but Cordell is way too dangerous to let run free.
Sylvester: So, let's give Kuja a hand and tie this madman up.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: Right, Sylvester. Let's go, team.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demonic Dark Knight Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Greatsword of Demonic Dark Knight Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade of Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Jaden, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Eternal Night Dream Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Matt Cordell, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Kuja fired a blast of purple energy and tied him up and sent Matt Cordell to The Masters of Evil. Then, Lincoln handed Mallory and Jack all the evidence of The Mayor's corruption and what he did in framing Matt Cordell that led to his death, and they issued a warrant for his arrest and the surviving cops captured The Mayor and was arrested for corruption and a litany of other charges, and he was going to be taken to trial. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and power down, and Kuja's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, gold halo, and massive silver angel wings are permanent.
Lincoln: We've done it, we've stopped Matt Cordell and sent him to The Masters of Evil.
Nico: And we sent the evidence of The Mayor's corruption and what he did that led to Matt Cordell's wrongful arrest and imprisonment and his death to the surviving cops, and they've arrested him.
Me: It won't be long before he gets thrown in prison forever.
Lincoln: He's bound to get sent to the same prison Matt was thrown in, and if the news gets out, he's not going to last a second in there. (To the Ashida Sisters) And it's so good to see you and your sisters again, Akari.
Akari Ashida: (Japanese Accent) You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met.
Lincoln went up to The Ashida Sisters and he hugged them, and The Ashida Sisters are very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since they last saw him, and they also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and they had an atomic red blush on their faces, and the atomic red blush on their faces soon became even deeper when they saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you nine since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Bunko Ashida: (Japanese Accent) My word, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories and gold halo behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness.
Chihiro Ashida: (Japanese Accent) You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.
Doremi Ashida: (Japanese Accent) You said it, plus, we've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know them?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D.
Selene Emperyous: And so do we, these girls are Akari Ashida, Gene-Slammer of Airachnid, Bunko Ashida, Gene-Slammer of Blackarachnia, Chihiro Ashida, Gene-Slammer of Glowstrike, Doremi Ashida, Gene-Slammer of Shrapnel, Ginka Ashida, Gene-Slammer of Kickback, Hiromi Ashida, Gene-Slammer of Hardshell, Kaguya Ashida, Gene-Slammer of Waspinator, Lekki Ashida, Gene-Slammer of Inferno, and Mei Ashida, Gene-Slammer of Chop Shop.
Michelle Emperyous: These nine girls are Lincoln's Guardian Angels from Japan and classmates in Gym, and they're also mutants that have mastery of their elements and they're the sisters of Noriko Ashida. Akari has fire, Bunko has earth, Chihiro has wind, Doremi has water, Ginka has light, Hiromi has darkness, Kaguya has ice, Lekki has nature, and Mei has gravity. They knew that Noriko would have feelings for Hikaru Akatsuki and made a beautiful wedding dress for Noriko to wear for when Noriko and Hikaru would get married. Akari has cherry red hair with matching clothes, Bunko has chestnut brown hair with matching clothes, Chihiro has gold yellow hair with matching clothes, Doremi has aqua blue hair with matching clothes, Ginka has white hair with matching clothes, Hiromi has black hair with matching clothes, Kaguya has ice blue hair with matching clothes, Lekki has emerald green hair with matching clothes, and Mei has purple hair with matching clothes.
Laney Emperyous: They and Lincoln even made a tuxedo for even Hikaru Akatsuki to wear as well, and Lincoln made The Ashida Sisters beautiful necklaces with their favorite jewels, and to show thanks, they each kissed Lincoln on the lips, and they hate Icky Vicky and Trina Riffins with a blazing passion, the reason why is because they tried to destroy the wedding dress The Ashida Sisters made for Noriko out of extreme jealously, but thankfully, the dress that was destroyed was a decoy and it had silent alarms ready to alert Lincoln and The Ashida Sisters along with Noriko and Hikaru, in case someone tries to ruin their future wedding so they instantly arrived and then they beat the living the crap out of Icky Vicky and Trina Riffins and sent them back to jail but not before they humiliated both Icky Vicky and Trina Riffins and even wedgied them onto a flagpole with Icky Vicky and Trina Riffins only in their undergarments.
Nico: That act of extreme jealousy is also another reason why Icky Vicky deserves to die, what she and Trina tried to do really pisses me off.
Me: She deserves much worse than the humiliations we're giving her.
Lincoln: That's why on December 1st, Xehanort, Icky Vicky, and Flip are going to meet their end for good, and we'll never have to see those cretins again, and now that you nine are here.
Lincoln went up to each of The Ashida Sisters and he hugged them in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of their necks, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Akari Ashida: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, nine Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on The Ashida Sisters' necks with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with nine white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Hiromi Ashida: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Ashida Sisters.
The Ashida Sisters had a smile on their faces and tears in their eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around them and he leaned down to each of their faces and kissed them on the lips and they also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the six girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The six girls are Sayoko Saeki, Sonia, Kirika Chuuzenji, Midou, Aiko Nogami, and Yuka from In no Houteishiki.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Sayoko Saeki, Sonia, Kirika Chuuzenji, Midou, Aiko Nogami, and Yuka from In no Houteishiki.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Sayoko Saeki: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Sayoko Saeki and the other five girls saw who it was that saved them from Matt Cordell, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white choker collar with gold accents and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura around him.
Sayoko Saeki: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made five clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Sayoko Saeki: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, six Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Sayoko Saeki, Sonia, Kirika Chuuzenji, Midou, Aiko Nogami, and Yuka with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to the World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team was shocked to find out the villain we went after was Matt Cordell, the murderous ex-police officer returned from the dead, and seeks revenge on the people who wronged him.
But, when Lincoln showed what happened such as Kuja transforming again and all of us thrashing the undead cop and Kuja tying him up and sending him to The Masters of Evil and Lincoln sending the evidence of Mayor Jerry Killium's corruption that led to Matt's wrongful arrest and death, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him all over the place. Lincoln and The Ashida Sisters have a lot of catching up to do now that they're back in town.
Maria: Whoa, so you guys went after Matt Cordell from Maniac Cop. Damn.
Nico: Yep, and he really left a trail of death in his wake.
Lincoln: But, in the end, Kuja transformed and we all took him down.
Kuja: And you sent the evidence of Mayor Jerry Killium's corruption to the surviving cops. Now, he's about to get the punishment of his life.
Just as we predicted, former Mayor Jerry Killium was found guilty on multiple counts of corruption and sent straight to Sing Sing Prison, the very prison Matt Cordell was wrongfully sent to and he was sentenced to Life in Prison Without Parole. But, just as Lincoln said, not a second into his sentence, Jerry Killium was murdered by the inmates who found out about everything, and Lincoln banished Jerry Killium to The Black Gates for his crimes.
After taking down Matt Cordell, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when The Ashida Sisters saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Akari Ashida: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever.
Bunko Ashida: He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of.
Chihiro Ashida: If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Ginka Ashida: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Doremi Ashida: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Nico: Yep. So, girls, what memories did you have with Lincoln?
The Ashida Sisters put up a video, and it showed Lincoln and The Ashida Sisters out at Lake Superior, and Lincoln was in his swim trunks and The Ashida Sisters were in red two-piece bikinis.
Past Akari Ashida: This is so awesome, a nice beautiful day at Lake Superior.
Past Lincoln: It sure is, Akari.
Suddenly, Lincoln caught the scent of blood in the air and his eleven massive and long white tails had gone wild.
Past Bunko Ashida: Oh, shit. Trouble?
Past Lincoln: Yep, courtesy of Lori.
Suddenly, they saw a massive army of hulking muscular beach bullies heading right for Lincoln and the Ashida Sisters and they were out to kill them, and as Lincoln found out, it was on the orders of Lori. Suddenly, Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of the massive army of hulking muscular beach bullies, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking the hulking muscular beach bullies dry of all of their blood, massive muscle mass, virility, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and he was growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the bullies and went back into Lincoln who was now even larger in muscle mass and even more taller and stronger and much more imposing and his orange swim trunks have stretched out even more thanks to the sudden muscle mass increase, and the bullies were now weak and thin as a rake and completely drained of blood.
Past Mei Ashida: Linky, are you alright?
Past Lincoln: I'm okay, Mei, this always happens whenever Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, or Luan send that massive army of hulking muscular beach bullies after me.
Past Kaguya Ashida: True, you always wind up getting larger in muscle mass and even more taller and stronger than ever. Of course, you know this means Lori's getting her ass kicked when we get back. (Seductively) But, first.
Suddenly, The Ashida Sisters seductively walked up to and pounced on Lincoln, and they kissed him all over the place: his face, his massive arms and biceps, his massive pecs, eight-pack abs, and legs, and he was literally both dazed and in Heaven.
Past Lincoln: (In Heaven) Now, that...was so...awesome.
Lincoln wrapped his massive eleven and long white wolf tails around the waists of The Alucard Sisters and brought them closer to him as he hugged them all and not only did he kiss them, but he also bit them on their necks with his fangs as the video ended.
May: Ooh boy, you girls really pulled out the stops on the seduction and made Lincoln go crazy when you pounced on him.
Akari Ashida: He was so cute. And after we had our passionate make-out session, we went home and told everyone about what Lori did.
Luna: Yep, and needless to say, that control freak got thrown in another titanium cage like the gorilla that she is! (Snickers) Plus, when we saw our bro covered in lipstick marks on his face, his massive arms and biceps, his massive pecs, eight-pack abs, and legs, and with an In Heaven look in his eyes and face blushing, we wanted to take a picture of it.
Lily: But, we had a lot of them in the past and I have no room for anymore photos in the albums, and Lori went way too far that day, we even reprimanded her big time, and I went as far as to whack her cage with a mallet ten times.
Luan: You made Lori throw up big time when you did that, Lily, and thank goodness we didn't let Lynn whack her cage, you know her tremendous strength, she's as strong as ten gorillas, but Lincoln, if we so much as let him whack her cage, he could've destroyed it with one hit, he'd surpassed Lynn in terms of physical strength and he's at the same level of physical strength as J.D.
Nico: Sheesh, so one hit from Lincoln, the cage is totaled and Lori winds up in the hospital, damn, but this is her punishment for what she tried to do to her little brother and his Guardian Angels and harem in the past.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Windblade (Transformers Cyberverse), Arcee (Transformers Cyberverse), Chromia (Transformers Cyberverse), Alpha Strike (Transformers Cyberverse), Skywarp (Transformers Cyberverse), Slipstream (Transformers Cyberverse), Apsara, Mako Yakumaru, Ririko Kagome, Shizuka Nekonome, Nova Storm (Transformers Cyberverse), Acid Storm (Transformers Cyberverse), Lifeline (Transformers G1), Nora Healthheart, Mage Meadowbrook, Somnambula, and Ravage (Transformers EarthSpark) are heading to Jolly Roger Bay.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Windblade (Transformers Cyberverse), Arcee (Transformers Cyberverse), Chromia (Transformers Cyberverse), Alpha Strike (Transformers Cyberverse), Skywarp (Transformers Cyberverse), Slipstream (Transformers Cyberverse), Apsara, Mako Yakumaru, Ririko Kagome, Shizuka Nekonome, Nova Storm (Transformers Cyberverse), Acid Storm (Transformers Cyberverse), Lifeline (Transformers G1), Nora Healthheart, Mage Meadowbrook, Somnambula, and Ravage (Transformers EarthSpark) are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Windblade (Transformers Cyberverse), Arcee (Transformers Cyberverse), Chromia (Transformers Cyberverse), Alpha Strike (Transformers Cyberverse), Skywarp (Transformers Cyberverse), Slipstream (Transformers Cyberverse), Apsara, Mako Yakumaru, Ririko Kagome, Shizuka Nekonome, Nova Storm (Transformers Cyberverse), Acid Storm (Transformers Cyberverse), Lifeline (Transformers G1), Nora Healthheart, Mage Meadowbrook, Somnambula, and Ravage (Transformers EarthSpark) all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Shizuka Nekonome: Wow, so, this is Jolly Roger Bay, it sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Shizuka, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Windblade (Transformers Cyberverse), Arcee (Transformers Cyberverse), Chromia (Transformers Cyberverse), Alpha Strike (Transformers Cyberverse), Skywarp (Transformers Cyberverse), Slipstream (Transformers Cyberverse), Apsara, Mako Yakumaru, Ririko Kagome, Shizuka Nekonome, Nova Storm (Transformers Cyberverse), Acid Storm (Transformers Cyberverse), Lifeline (Transformers G1), Nora Healthheart, Mage Meadowbrook, Somnambula, and Ravage (Transformers EarthSpark) dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball match, and Windblade (Transformers Cyberverse), Arcee (Transformers Cyberverse), Chromia (Transformers Cyberverse), Alpha Strike (Transformers Cyberverse), Skywarp (Transformers Cyberverse), Slipstream (Transformers Cyberverse), Apsara, Mako Yakumaru, Ririko Kagome, Shizuka Nekonome, Nova Storm (Transformers Cyberverse), Acid Storm (Transformers Cyberverse), Lifeline (Transformers G1), Nora Healthheart, Mage Meadowbrook, Somnambula, and Ravage (Transformers EarthSpark) got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails. But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he sucked out all of their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Windblade (Transformers Cyberverse), Arcee (Transformers Cyberverse), Chromia (Transformers Cyberverse), Alpha Strike (Transformers Cyberverse), Skywarp (Transformers Cyberverse), Slipstream (Transformers Cyberverse), Apsara, Mako Yakumaru, Ririko Kagome, Shizuka Nekonome, Nova Storm (Transformers Cyberverse), Acid Storm (Transformers Cyberverse), Lifeline (Transformers G1), Nora Healthheart, Mage Meadowbrook, Somnambula, and Ravage (Transformers EarthSpark) and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Windblade (Transformers Cyberverse), Arcee (Transformers Cyberverse), Chromia (Transformers Cyberverse), Alpha Strike (Transformers Cyberverse), Skywarp (Transformers Cyberverse), Slipstream (Transformers Cyberverse), Apsara, Mako Yakumaru, Ririko Kagome, Shizuka Nekonome, Nova Storm (Transformers Cyberverse), Acid Storm (Transformers Cyberverse), Lifeline (Transformers G1), Nora Healthheart, Mage Meadowbrook, Somnambula, and Ravage (Transformers EarthSpark) placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Jolly Roger Bay, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!
Suddenly, seventeen Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Windblade (Transformers Cyberverse), Arcee (Transformers Cyberverse), Chromia (Transformers Cyberverse), Alpha Strike (Transformers Cyberverse), Skywarp (Transformers Cyberverse), Slipstream (Transformers Cyberverse), Apsara, Mako Yakumaru, Ririko Kagome, Shizuka Nekonome, Nova Storm (Transformers Cyberverse), Acid Storm (Transformers Cyberverse), Lifeline (Transformers G1), Nora Healthheart, Mage Meadowbrook, Somnambula, and Ravage (Transformers EarthSpark) with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Windblade (Transformers Cyberverse), Arcee (Transformers Cyberverse), Chromia (Transformers Cyberverse), Alpha Strike (Transformers Cyberverse), Skywarp (Transformers Cyberverse), Slipstream (Transformers Cyberverse), Apsara, Mako Yakumaru, Ririko Kagome, Shizuka Nekonome, Nova Storm (Transformers Cyberverse), Acid Storm (Transformers Cyberverse), Lifeline (Transformers G1), Nora Healthheart, Mage Meadowbrook, Somnambula, and Ravage (Transformers EarthSpark) are in your harem.
Kurumu: Whoa, we had no idea that Ms. Apsara, Ms. Yakumaru, Ms. Kagome, and Ms. Nekonome also had feelings for Linky.
Fluttershy: Same with Mage Meadowbrook.
Pinkie Pie: And Somnambula too.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Windblade (Transformers Cyberverse), Arcee (Transformers Cyberverse), Chromia (Transformers Cyberverse), Alpha Strike (Transformers Cyberverse), Skywarp (Transformers Cyberverse), Slipstream (Transformers Cyberverse), Apsara, Mako Yakumaru, Ririko Kagome, Shizuka Nekonome, Nova Storm (Transformers Cyberverse), Acid Storm (Transformers Cyberverse), Lifeline (Transformers G1), Nora Healthheart, Mage Meadowbrook, Somnambula, and Ravage (Transformers EarthSpark), now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of milk appeared over the funnel.
Me: (GASPS) CARTONS OF MILK?!
Luna: DUDE, YOU WOULDN'T DARE, YOU KNOW FLIP'S LACTOSE INTOLERANT!
Then, the cartons of milk were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!
Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three-cheeked butt like crazy!
Flip stopped farting like crazy.
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you disgusting three butt-cheeked mutant!
Nico: Damn, now that was wild!
Me: We knew Flip was lactose intolerant, and all the better for us to use it for some humiliations as well.
At Lynn's Table we were having some fun.
Hotel Transylvania Blob: Evelyn, you and Kazuma are up for bonding
Evelyn: I know and this will be fun.
Poromon: But first we have something to show you guys.
They went over to Amy.
Amy: Well if it isn't the little freaks!
Poromon: We have something to show you Amy.
Amy: Oh what is it? You freakish buttfaced leader kicking the bucket?
Then they jumped and put a helmet on Amy's head!
Amy: What the!? What is this thing!? Get it off of me!
Poromon: That's the Happy Helmet. It's time you learned how to be a good person.
Manaphy: And this is the remote control.
She showed a remote.
Manaphy: And we use this dial to control how happy you will be.
Nico: Did you just build that guys?
Poromon: We sure did.
Stimpy: I built one for Ren before.
Ren: I remember that Stimpy.
Amy: YOU SICK LITTLE MONKEYS!
Me: I have a feeling this will be awesome.
Samey: I won't like it but this will be awesome.
Me: Yeah.
Poromon: Want to test it J.D.?
Me: Sure.
I went over and took the remote.
Me: Here we go.
Amy: Why I oughta…
CLICK BUZZ!
Amy felt her face pull and she got a smile!
Me: Hey it works!
Poromon: It sure does!
CLICK BUZZ!
I pressed it again and then Amy was getting a bigger smile.
Amy: HEY! What's Happening to me!
She tried to fight it but it was futile.
Amy: NO! (Straining) Got to fight it
CLICK BUZZ!
She smiled more.
CLICK BUZZ!
I pressed it again and she smiled more.
Amy: (Straining) CAN'T… LOSE… CONTROL!
I pressed it again.
CLICK BUZZ!
Then she smiled and was now REALLY HAPPY!
Amy: (LAUGHS JOYOUSLY) J.D. I'm so happy! I will be your permanent maid for you and be happy for good.
Me: I like this!
Poromon: Me too!
Kazuma: Evelyn, I'll never regret meeting you
Evelyn: Me neither. That was awesome.
Nico: It sure was.
B.O.B: …is this for real right now?
Me: It sure is. Amy is now happy.
Ren: I hope she doesn't destroy that helmet like I did.
Stimpy: Yeah I made a Happy Helmet myself for Ren and he destroyed it when I played my favorite song Happy Happy Joy Joy.
Me: Don't worry. I used my magic to make the helmet unbreakable and indestructible.
Nico: Cool.
Poromon: We made this as part of a test. A Rehabilitation Program for some of the jerks.
Me: Think of this as part of a trial. If Amy can behave herself and be happy by the time we get home from our big mission, I will remove her dark side and have that be humiliated instead.
Nico: Oh I get it!
Evelyn: I remember that the Battle Fight was a living Hell for you
Kazuma: It was. But that was awesome that you guys came and helped us.
Me: That was awesome.
Laney: Yep.
Me: And it all started when we found Kazuma on a planet made of Sweet Potatoes.
Xenia: Yeah.
Dirt Boss: What big mission?
Me: Todays mission.
Nico: Yeah he's talking about that.
Dirt Boss: Oh right.
Evelyn: But it's a good thing we made Hitoshi paid with his life.
Kazuma: Big time.
Me: That is for sure.
Amy: I agree there.
Me: Yep. Now Amy remember our deal okay and you will be rewarded.
Samey: (SNICKERS)
Amy: You got it.
She spun around and was in a maid outfit.
?: Amy looks cute as a maid.
We saw a girl with black hair and yellow eyes and had yellow angel wings and had yellow clothes and she had a tiara with the symbol of the Beast Morphers on it and the same symbol on her skirt.
Zoey Steel: Zoey Steel, Embodiment of the Beast Morphers.
Me: Awesome to meet you Zoey.
Zoey Steel: Same here. Thank you guys for destroying Venjix/Evox.
Me: That revelation that they were both one in the same Blew us out of our socks.
Nico: Yeah.
Devon: But it's awesome to meet our embodiment.
Zoey Steel: Same here. I didn't want to go by Go-Busters as my last name. It would be weird.
Me: I see.
Nico: (laughs) It was the same with the embodiment of Go Onger. And the RPM Rangers faced that virus first!
Me: Yep.
Zoey Steel: I know! Crazy huh.
Me: Yeah
Eddy: And Zoey and Steel are two of the Beast Morphers
Zoey Steel: I know! Awesome.
Zoey Reeves: You share both our names.
Zoey Steel: I know.
Wideload: Tell us more about yourself
Zoey Steel: I'm a researcher of the Morphin Grid. I found out that the Morphin Grid is not just for Earth but for many alien races.
Me: WOW! But we found out about that with the Kyurangers, Zyuohgers and Aquitar Rangers. That is awesome.
Zoey Steel: It sure is. But many creatures of the universe can do it too.
Me: Yep.
Nico: Would you like to join the team?
Zoey Steel: I would be honored.
Napalm Man: Nico, who gets to shine this time?
Nico: Rainbow Dash, Lynn Loud, Vegeta, Lightning Dust, Musa, and Amore.
Rainbow Dash: Awesome!
Vegeta: It's going to be an honor Bokrua.
Nico: You're going to like it Vegeta.
Me: Yep.
Lynn Loud: This is gonna be fun.
Lightning Dust: It sure will.
Amore: Yeah!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it was none other than King Jellyjam, and that monster's back from the dead and he's causing trouble once more. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh dear God!
Lincoln sounded the alarm and we rushed in.
Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, the next Goosebumps Monster is none other than King Jellyjam, and that monster's back from the dead and he's causing trouble once more.
We gasped.
Nico: That tyrannical smelly pile of old jelly! I knew it was going to be him, I just knew it!
Me: Same here.
Eli: Yeah!
Sebastian Mendez: That stupid dummy, I know he's planning something really big, so I've installed a world's tiniest camera in the room, so I'll be watching Slappy like a hawk, and remember that camera you saw in the jungle. Well, one of Slappy's cohorts, Alexander Dubrow, has gotten info on Iron Boy's suit, and whatever he's planning with it, I just know he's going to cause trouble again and capture the mermaids in Deep Trouble once again. When we do go after him, let me be the one to kill him and feed him to the sharks.
Nico: You got it, Sebastian. Man, when it comes to the darkness, you're an expert. Okay, team, let's get to Camp Jellyjam and help Wendy, Elliot, and the others deal with that disgusting pile of jam.
Lincoln: He's getting wiped from the face of the earth for this.
Me: Yeah!
I went and got the book for Camp Jellyjam.
Me: We faced him in 2019 and we buried him alive. We blew up Joshua Mines and buried him underground.
Nico: That was awesome. And Sebastian don't kill Alexander Dubrow. He and Bob Roth are the only buddies of Slappy not worth killing. They will go to jail.
Sebastian Mendez: Well okay.
Nico: Good. But that was still an awesome adventure.
Me: Yep.
Nico: And his smell is unbearable!
Me: Yeah! YUCK! He smelled like raw sewage and malignant slime.
Juran: How big is he?
Connor: Me and my team were there. Want me to be honest about it?
Juran: Yes please.
Connor: Fifteen foot tall walking pile of purple slime that uses kids like slaves.
Me: I should tell you guys what happened back then.
I went over what happened during the events of chapter 821 and it was awesome.
When I was finished everyone that hadn't heard about it was shocked!
Zocks: Being slaves is worse than death!
Nico: Oh, we haven't gotten to the part where he punishes those that are slow in cleaning him!
Me: He eats them.
Zocks growled in rage!
Zocks: WHY THAT MONSTER!
Applejack: Why that low-down dirty pile of slop!
Nico: Yeah! This time we banish him to the black gates.
Me: After we throw him into a black hole.
Nico: Good idea.
The previous group came.
Ryugu Tamatebacco: Can me, Shendu, Selene, Amora, Spymaster, Brain Freezer, Vexen, Jack O Lantern, Pied Piper, and Pterodactyl Ghost go with you guys?
Nico: Yes you all can go with us.
Qin: Yep.
Amora: Awesome.
Gabriel: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Now it's time for the Robots of Mega Man 6. Flame Man first.
Flame Man: Wow! This will be awesome.
Nico: Yep.
Me: Amy you be good while we're gone.
Amy: I will.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed four dark energy signals with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the four figures are none other than The Fiends of Chaos, four highly powerful demons who serve as the secondary antagonists in the first Final Fantasy video game and revealed to have sealed a pact with the main villain, Garland, and they're here to destroy us under Garland's orders. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh no.
Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and none of us are going to like it one bit: the persons we just saw and the dark energy signals we sensed belongs to The Fiends of Chaos, four highly powerful demons who serve as the secondary antagonists in the first Final Fantasy video game and revealed to have sealed a pact with the main villain, Garland, and they're here to destroy us under Garland's orders.
We gasped.
Kuja: The Fiends of Chaos, I should've known they'd one day make their return, and they're not to be underestimated though, just like with The Elemental Archfiends, each Fiend of Chaos has control over over the four elements of fire, water, earth, and wind: Lich is The Fiend of Earth, Kraken is The Fiend of Water, Tiamat is The Fiend of Wind, and finally, Marilith is The Fiend of Fire.
Nico: Damn, this is going to be one tough challenge.
Elaine Ekenas: These fiends aren't going to be easy to defeat, therefore, we need to show them our full power.
Lincoln: Exactly, there's no way we're letting them get out of this alive.
Nico: This'll be one fierce fight of the elements. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading down to Camp Jellyjam and help Wendy, Elliot, and the others deal with that disgusting pile of jam once and for all.
Lincoln: And when they hear that Slappy was behind his return, it's not going to end well, and once we get done with them, you're next, Fiends of Chaos.
Elain Ekenas: There's absolutely no way we're going to let you live any longer, Fiends, you're nothing more than the servants and enforcers of Garland and his twisted ambitions, and for that, you four will pay the ultimate price for your misdeeds.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to Camp Jellyjam and help Wendy, Elliot, and the others deal with King Jellyjam once and for all, and once we got done with them, Elaine Ekenas and Lincoln are going to destroy The Fiends of Chaos.
We were off to Camp Jellyjam.
We arrived at Camp Jellyjam.
Shendu: Is this the place?
Me: Yep. This is it.
Nico: Boy just like last time.
Me: Yeah.
Wendy and Elliot and the others came.
Wendy: Boy are we glad to see you guys.
Me: Same here Wendy. We head Jellyjam is back.
Itasis: I'm afraid to ask but... how much damage has he done?
Wendy: I told everyone that Jellyjam is back. Because I got this.
She held up a note. It said "I haf reterned." In purple slime.
Me: He is a terrible speller.
Xenia: Yeah.
Amora: The correct spelling is "I have returned."
Nico: Yep.
Qin: Yeah.
Wendy: But I'm glad you guys are here.
Me: Yep. This time we're going to finish him once and for all. We have 4 years of pain to dish out on him.
Xenia: We sure do.
Me: We faced him before the Great War of Friday The 13th.
Windsweeper: Explain to me why we're just throwing him into a black hole instead of blowing him apart? He's dead either way!
Me: Black Holes will obliterate him completely. If he is blown apart he will just reform. He is a slime.
Suu: He's right on that. We slimes are gelatinous creatures and our cells will make us reform into one.
Vexen: That's a good point. Even the tiniest cell will help him reform.
Me: Yeah.
Windsweeper: That is true. I see what you mean.
Xenia: Yep.
Me: But we got to make sure that Jellyjam is gone for good.
Frost Man: I could freeze him bit by bit.
Nico: That could work. We could also incinerate him.
Me: Hmm. No. Jellyjam would have his pieces break out of the ice. But I don't think fire works on him.
Pied Piper: I don't think it does.
Rainbow Dash: Plus, I don't think we want the whole place smelling bad and having bits of him all over if we blast him apart.
Me: Yeah and have us smell like shit and malignant malodorous crap.
Nico: Yeah that would be disgusting.
Xenia: Yep.
Bad Juju: Would an orange soap wave work?
Me: I think so.
Nico: We'll give it a try.
Camie: It might work.
Lynn: It's worth a shot.
Pterodactyl Ghost: I'll fly over the area to look for him.
Me: Okay.
He flew over.
Camie: This will be good.
The ground then shook.
Crankcase: That's not a good sign!
Me: Uh oh.
Wendy: He's stirring because of humongous burps.
Lynn: Geez those burps are louder and more powerful than mine.
Nico: More powerful than Bubble Bass.
Vegeta: Still won't save him!
Jack O Lantern: And thanks for letting me help out in the rescue.
Nico: You're welcome.
Me: Yeah.
Totally Spies Timmy: Anyone got soap for this?
Ed: EVIL SOAP!
Eddy: Shut up Ed!
I pulled out a soap blaster gun.
Nico: Nice.
Pterodactyl Ghost: Wasn't able to find him.
Brain Freezer: It's fine.
Lightning Dust: I think we know where he is.
Me: He must be still in that mine.
Shadow Noir: I'll get those kids out of there. He probably burps loudly while sleeping.
Nitro Man: Anyone want to hop on me on the way there?
Laney: I will.
Nico: Go for it.
Nitro Man: All right.
Nico: Lets go to Joshua Mine.
We were off.
As we were on our way we smelled a malodorous odor.
Me: UCH! That smells horrible.
Spymaster: We're getting close.
Musa: That smell's getting strong!
Camie: Yuck!
We then saw the entrance to the mine.
Me: Entrance to the mine sighted.
Shadow Noir came back through a portal of darkness and she had all the kids with her.
Me: Thank goodness.
Pounce: Entrance time!
We went at the mine.
King Jellyjam was infuriated! Then the spirits of soap came and they swirled around him and then they converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off above him and then a phoenix cry was heard and then we came out.
Me: Hello you malodorous freak! 4 years made you smell worse than ever.
Amore: We would end this with a few strong blasts.
Selene: But we all know the best way to get rid of you!
Me: And it will hurt!
Jellyjam: YOU MADE A FOOL OF ME! I WILL EAT YOU ALL AND VOMIT YOU ALL OUT OF MY BUTT!
Xenia: That doesn't make sense.
Camie: Now it's time for you to get your slimy butt kicked!
Rainbow Dash, Lightning Dust and Amore fired waves of lightning.
Lynn fired waves of lava.
Musa fired a wave of music.
Vegeta: FINAL SHINE ATTACK!
He fired a powerful blast of green energy from his hand and the blasts all hit Jellyjam and exploded with incredible power!
EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND POWERFUL FIERY EXPLOSION!
The explosion blew the mountain and the mine apart! When the smoke cleared Jellyjam was melted and mangled up like Majin Buu was.
Nico: He's still not down!
Me: No but that really hurt him good.
Camie: It sure did!
Poromon threw beer bottles!
SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH!
Poromon: This will hurt him! (ECHOING) LIGHTNING JAVELIN!
He fired a blast of lightning and electrocuted him and he bursted into flames!
Me: That hurt too!
Then Anti Wanda, Rex Goodwin, Raven Branwen, Dr. Polaris, Chemistro, Bonz, Roxy Rocket, Nergal, Duff Killigan, and Black Spider came.
Nico: Anti Wanda, Rex Goodwin, Raven Branwen, Dr. Polaris, Chemistro, Bonz, Roxy Rocket, Nergal, Duff Killigan, and Black Spider.
I fired Orange Soap blasts and drenched him and he got burned bad!
Nergal: Wow! That really works!
Nico: It sure does.
Me: Yep.
Nergal: Oh here J.D.
He gave me some pizza.
Me: Oh thanks Nergal.
I ate the Pizza and it was just what I needed.
Me: (Eating) Mmm! Ahh I needed that.
Anti Wanda: Ya'll smell that stench?!
Nico: Oh, we can smell it, alright!
Rex Goodwin: It'll all go away once Jellyjam is destroyed.
Me: Yep.
Raven Branwen: It better!
Dr. Polaris: (to Nico) We heard you killed Rogue Pumpkinheads.
Nico: We sure did.
Chemistro: Did you really make pumpkin pie out of them?
Me: Yep. And I needed Pizza to wash down the pie too.
Nergal: Happy to provide.
Beamcaster came.
Me: Back for another round Beamcaster?
Beamcaster: Oh yeah!
Me: Awesome.
Beamcaster: Man, that smell is nasty!
Me: Tell me about it!
Nico: Yeah!
Qin: Disgusting.
We got the battles underway
Loni, Pepperdance, Misha (Transformers Energon), Blackarachnia, Razorclaw, Lazerbeak, Luke, Lane, Lynn Jr., Linka, Lars, Larry Loud, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Napalm Man and Crystal Man VS Anti-Wanda, Anti-Jorgen, Anti-Tooth Fairy, Anti-Poof, Anti-Sparky, Anti-Cupid, Anti-Juandissimo, Cajun Fox, Blood Sausage, Aligned Chop Shop, Clampdown, and Universe 666 Thunderclap - Nico's rescue was facing the Pumpkinheads and Lightning Lisa and Suu the Slime transforming
Anti-Wanda was first.
Anti Wanda: (to Loni) Nico's rescue was facing the Rogue Pumpkinheads. Lightning Lisa and Suu the Slime transformed too.
Loni: They sure did and it was totes amazing.
Pepperdance: (Cajun Accent) Ooowee! It was really fun.
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah we smashed those pumpkinheaded freaks into dust.
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) And banished them into the black gates.
Sunburn: We had fun with that.
Anti-Wanda: Glad y'all did! Lets do it!
Loni: FASHII LETS MAKE GLAMOUR!
He turned into a fashion themed hero!
Loni: I AM KING FASHION! (ECHOING) FASHIONS OF FIRE!
He fired fireballs of clothes and the group fired waves of fire and smashed them down.
Brittney, Amber, Ren & Stimpy, Powdered Toast Man, Kylie Griffin, Siren, Bertrand, Haiku, Dante, Persephone, Morpheus, Boris, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Gabriel and Nathalie VS Rex Goodwin, Roman, Carly, Devack, Misty, Kalin, Greiger, Blackbird, Greasers, Illuso, Barbed Wire Org, and Wiggy Jiggy Jed - Us battling Another T-Rex, Magma, Money, Virus, Sweets Dopants, Pericles and Gentleman Ghost who were the Keyblade Knight of Endor and the Embodiment of the Falcon Dopant
Rex Goodwin was next.
Rex Goodwin: (to Brittney) Nico, Yugi's team, Gentleman Ghost's team, and the others did good battling Another T-Rex, Magma, Money, Virus, Sweets Dopants, Pericles and Gentleman Ghost. They were the Keyblade Knight of Endor and the Embodiment of the Falcon Dopant.
Brittney: We sure did and it was really awesome. That was really fun.
Amber: It sure was.
Princess Luna: It was a really amazing battle.
Moondust: Yeah it sure was.
Snowdrop: Everyone had fun on that one.
Gari: They sure did. And Eowyn Endor has a friend in the Ewoks. That is cool.
Blackout: It sure is awesome.
Rex Goodwin: That is awesome and the Ewoks are one of my favorites from the Star Wars Movies. Lets do it!
Brittney: ECLIPSA LETS BRING DARKNESS!
She turned into a Total Eclipse themed hero.
Brittney: I am Empress Umbra. (ECHOING) DARKNESS ECLIPSE BLAST!
She fired a massive blast of sunlight and moonlight and it formed into a black sun and the group fired waves of darkness and smashed him down.
Lars, Irina Wendolva, Sela, Leo, Amu, Tusk, Lucy Loud, Brittney, Haiku, Dante, Persephone, Bertrand, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Matoombo and Itasis VS Raven Branwen, Good Cinder Fall, Malachite Sisters, Universe 666 Salem, Mercury Black, Arthur Watts, Universe 666 Tyrian Callows, Beagle Babes, Zor, Zomom, Zazz, and Zeena - Lincoln's Rescue in New York City to take down Matt Cordell, the murderous ex-police officer returned from the dead
Raven Branwen was next.
Raven Branwen: (to Lars) I heard Lincoln's Rescue was in New York City. He took down Matt Cordell, the murderous ex-police officer returned from the dead.
Lars: He sure did and he sent him to you guys.
Irina Wendolva: That was awesome to see.
Starlight Glimmer: That was cool.
Cozy Glow: It sure was awesome.
Hex: It sure was.
Raven Branwen: That is awesome. Lets do it!
Lars: UMBRAS LETS BRING DARK!
He turned into a darkness hero!
Lars: Call me Prince Darkstar! (ECHOING) DARKNESS SPEAR STRIKE!
He fired waves of darkness spears. They fired waves of skulls, blood, bones, stars, magic and lightning and smashed them down.
Jessica Shannon, Mulan, Maiden of The Aqua, Maiden of The Moonlight, The Agent of Creation - Venus, Reggie MacKenzie and Splendid Venus, Akira, Hikaru, Noriko, DISK Wars Wasp, Chris, Ed Grant, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Windsweeper and Dirt Boss VS Dr. Polaris, Evil Star, Magneto, Lady Magneto, Evil Magnet Man, Evil Metal Man, Evil Gravity Man, Yost Magneto, Big Beanie, Count Fang, Bob-Ulk, and Cookatiel - Meeting the Ashida Sisters
Dr. Polaris was next.
Dr. Polaris: (to Jessica) I heard you guys met the Ashida Sisters. What are they like?
Jessica Shannon: They are gene-slammers of some of the Predacons and Decepticons and they are also the future Wedding Designers for Hikaru and Noriko.
Mulan: It's really awesome and cool.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah it sure is.
Scootaloo: I agree there too.
Whirlwind: Boy it sure is.
Dr. Polaris: That is so awesome. Lets do it!
Jessica Shannon: WASPRA LETS BUZZ!
She turned into a Wasp Themed hero.
Jessica Shannon: I am PRINCESS WASP! (ECHOING) STING OF THE FURIOUS SWARM!
She fired waves of energy and the group fired waves of wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed them down.
Matau, Amanda Benson, Maya Nagoshima, Sailor Enchanted Dominion, Sailor Narnia, Sailor Traverse Town, Nokama, Vakama, Nuju, Whenua, Onewa, Takanuva, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Clown Man and Frost Man VS Chemistro, Tahnok, Gahlok, Lehrak, Pahrak, Kohrak, Nuhvok, MOE Sinestro, Naja, Kyrosys, Chess Cookies, and Universe 666 Dark Mind Sou - The Mascots made The Happy Helmet and stuck it on Amy
Chemistro was next.
Chemistro: (to Matau) The Mascots made The Happy Helmet. Then they stuck it on Amy.
Matau: (LAUGHS) You should have seen it! It was so funny! They stuck it to her head and activated it and it made her permanently happy. Now she is doing Nice things against her will. She may be evil but she is stupid.
Amanda Benson: We thought of this as a funny punishment for her. She is now our maid.
Fluttershy: (LAUGHS) It was funny.
Tornado Bolt: (LAUGHS) It sure was awesome.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Ja ja even though Samey doesn't agree she is getting a good laugh out of it.
Stealth Elf: Yeah she sure is.
Chemistro: That is funny! Lets do it!
Matau: CHEMIS LETS FORMULATE!
He turned into a Chemical hero!
Matau: Call me CHEMICAL LAD! (ECHOING) FORMULA FOR FURY!
He fired waves of energy and the group fired waves of leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and energy and smashed them down.
Gia Moran, Jean Bison, Azuki Shinatsu, Inaho Kushiya, Yatsuno Himehani, Aki, Emma, Troy, Noah, Jake, Orion, Lillith, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Sprocket, Bad Juju and Wolfgang VS Bonz, Bandit Keith, Paradox Brothers, Ghost Kaiba, Odius, Arkana, Beany the Braindead Bison, Santa and Mrs. Claus the vampires, Nuns (Billy and Mandy), Jake Steele/Fred Flintstone, and Daisy the Plant Monster - Kazuma and Evelyn's Bonding Time
Bonz was next.
Bonz: (to Gia) How was Kazuma and Evelyn's Bonding Time? Was it good?
Gia: It was and the funniest part about it was seeing them laugh at Amy beating the crap out of her Jerk friends.
Jean Bison: That was awesome and funny.
Pinkie Pie: The Mascots making the Happy Helmet was the Best Idea EVER!
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) It was funny.
Featherweight: Yeah no kidding.
Sprocket: We never saw Pinkie Pie laugh that hard before.
Bonz: (LAUGHS) That is funny. Lets do it!
Gia: LEGENDARY RIDER MODE! PLANT FORCE!
She turned into the Peach Gaim Rider!
Gia: TIGRAS LETS SLASH AND CLAW!
She turned into a Tiger Hero Rider!
Gia: Call me LADY LEGACY TIGER CLAW! (ECHOING) LEGACY OF THE YELLOW TIGER SLASH!
She fired blades of yellow energy and the group fired waves of energy, metal, gears and lightning and smashed them down.
Danny Phantom, Princess Hisui, Slime Princess, Breakfast Princess, Frozen Yogurt Princess, Wildberry Princess, Sam Manson, Tucker, Star, Valerie Grey, Dani Phantom, Vlad Masters, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Crankcase and Ruckus VS Roxy Rocket, Evil Poison Ivy, Evil Harley Quinn, Spellbinder, Evil Livewire, Evil Volcana, Evil Killer Frost, Astronema, Bronto Burt, Mr. Breakfast, Brain Eating Meteor, and Hurter Monkey - Horror at Camp Jellyjam Next
Roxy Rocket was next.
Roxy Rocket: (to Danny) Horror at Camp Jellyjam is Next. And like before, you guys are in another camp.
Danny: Yeah that is true and awesome.
Princess Hisui: Yeah no kidding.
Applejack: It sure was an awesome story we heard from J.D.
Apple Bloom: Boy that was awesome.
Flashwing: It sure was and it was before the Great War of Friday the 13th.
Roxy Rocket: That is cool! Lets do it!
Danny Phantom: HUNTRA LETS HUNT GHOSTS!
He turned into a Ghost Hunter Hero!
Danny Phantom: I am SPECTER DEFLECTOR! (ECHOING) GHOST BLAST STORM!
He fired waves of energy and the group fired waves of earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.
Blake, Strawberry Sunrise, Little Audrey, Little Lulu, Betty Boop, Jessica Rabbit, Ruby, Weiss, Yang, Summer, Dew Gayl, Winter, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Totally Spies Timmy and Totally Spies Alice VS Nergal, Nergal Jr., Malaria, Sperg, Eris, Nasalmancer, Taking Tree, Ayatoriko, Dorko Malfly, Floating Talking Gumball Machine, Nightmare X (Metroid Fusion), and Moonbeast (Dungeons & Dragons) - King Jellyjam is gross and we buried him alive back then
Nergal was next.
Nergal: (to Blake) King Jellyjam is gross. J.D. and the others buried him alive back then.
Blake: He sure did. Many of us weren't there back then but that was so awesome.
Strawberry Sunrise: It sure was! We were amazed about that.
Twilight Sparkle: We sure were and it was cool.
Starshine Sparkle: It was awesome.
Spyro: Boy no kidding. That was awesome.
Nergal: That is cool! Lets do it!
Blake: CATRA LETS PROWL!
She turned into a cat hero!
Blake: Call me SHADOW PROWLER! (ECHOING) CATS OF DARKNESS FURY!
She fired a wave of darkness and it formed into a cat swarm. The group fired waves of magic and energy and smashed them down.
Rarity, Papillon, Preciomon, Varodurumon, Plumeria, Ymir, Sassy Saddles, Fancy Pants, Hoity Toity, Photo Finish, Fleur De Lis, Primm Hemline, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Strike Man and Nitro Man VS Duff Killigan, Monkey King, Monkey Fist, Bonnie, Teen Ninjas, Teen Tornado, Cheese Shogun Roquefort, Evil Strike Man, Impostra, Hexuba, Shower Banki, and Meka - Camp Jellyjam is a nasty camp
Duff Killigan was next.
Duff Killigan: (to Rarity) (Scottish Accent) Camp Jellyjam is a nasty camp. With an equally nasty smelling so called mascot!
Rarity: Oh he sure is a repulsive sack of garbage darlings!
Papillon: Yeah no kidding! What a gross freak!
Sweetie Belle: Yeah he is ugly too!
Gill Grunt: Yeah no kidding!
Duff Killigan: I agree lassies. Lets do it!
Rarity: JEWELRA LETS SPARKLE!
She turned into a jewel hero!
Rarity: Call me THE GENEROUS JEWEL! (ECHOING) JEWELS OF GENEROSITY!
She fired wave of energy and jewels and the group fired waves of jewels, ice and water and smashed them down.
Jenny Wakeman, Pyris, Ippei Akagi, Ember, Diamond Sam, Jelli, Dr. Wakeman, Tuck, Brad, Sheldon, Lisa, Dexter, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Pounce and Wingspan VS Black Spider, Roman Goodwin, Webstor, Black Widow (Sailor Moon), Spider Carnage, UA Carnage, Ultimate Venom, Ghost of Elias Kingston, Mantis Deadman, Flame Queen, Pachinko Head, and Gold Monster - No one turns kids into slaves on our watch
Black Spider was next.
Black Spider: (to Jenny) No one turns kids into slaves on our watch. ...even if they do give out cool King Coins!
Jenny: This is one camp I would never sign my children up for!
Pyris: Me neither! Especially if it's run by an ugly 15 foot tall talking pile of toxic waste sludge!
Princess Celestia: That is a gross thing!
King Solar: Yeah no kidding there.
Solar Eclipsa: That is disgusting.
Amber Morning: It sure is.
Spotlight: Yeah no kidding.
Black Spider: I agree there. Lets do it!
Jenny: GEARSTA LETS GEAR UP!
She turned into a Cyborg hero!
Jenny: I am ROBOTRA! (ECHOING) GEARS OF LASER FURY!
She fired laser gears and the group fired waves of lasers and light and smashed them down.
Bridget Branley VS Reika Hanehara the Heat Dopont.
Reika Hanehara was next.
Bridget Branley: (FLARES UP FIRE AURA) Been a while since we fought.
Reika: I know. It sure has been a while.
Bridget Branley: Yeah.
She fired waves of fire and blasted Reika down.
Ashley Aella VS Maria S. Cranberry the Cyclone Dopont
Maria the Cyclone Dopant was nest.
Ashley Aella: (Flares up Wind Aura) But things have been hectic huh?
Maria Cranberry: Yeah no kidding.
Ashley fired a wave of wind and blasted her down.
Brooke Hudson VS Ken Ashiwara the Trigger Dopant
Ken Ashiwara was next.
Brooke: (Flares up Water Aura) Boy King Jellyjam is horrible.
Ken Ashiwara: Yeah no kidding there.
Brooke: You got that right.
Ken Ashiwara: Yeah. Game Start.
She fired waves of water and blasted Ken down.
Bronte Elektra VS Kyosei Izumi the Luna Dopant
Kyosei Izumi was next.
Bronte: (FLARES UP LIGHTNING AURA) I can't believe that Jellyjam wants to use kids as slaves.
Kyosei Izumi: Yeah that is heartless and dishonorable.
Bronte: I know.
She fired waves of lightning and smashed him down.
Allira Cristant VS Gozo Domoto the Metal Dopant
Gozo Domoto was next.
Allira Cristant: (Flares up Crystal Aura) You would never hurt kids like that would you?
Gozo: NO WAY! I have too much honor. I may be a bad guy but I am too compassionate for kids.
Allira: That's good.
She fired waves of crystal and smashed him down.
Abilene Demeter VS Owl Phantom (Wizard)
Owl Phantom was next.
Abilene Demeter: (FLARES UP EARTH AND ROCK AURA) So I get a never before seen monster from Wizard as my archenemy.
Owl Phantom: I will make your life full of despair!
Abilene Demeter: Not if I make yours full of despair first.
She fired waves of rock and blasted him down.
Leora Chiaro vs Warriors of Hope
The Warriors of Hope were next.
Leora: (FLARES UP LIGHT AURA) Time to shine like the sun.
She fired a wave of light and blasted them down.
Stelara Astra vs Miss Heed
Miss Heed was next.
Stelara Astra: (FLARES UP STAR AURA) I'm so excited for this.
Miss Heed: I am too.
Stelara fired waves of stars and blasted her down.
Aurora Aurelia vs Beros.
Beros was next.
Aurora Aurelia: (Flares up Gravity Aura) I'm really looking forward to this.
Beros: I am too. Been a while.
Aurora Aurelia: I know.
She fired waves of lightning and gravity and blasted her down.
Maya Carina vs Black Hat Org.
The Black Hat Org. was next.
Maya Carina: (Flares up Nebula Aura) But this will be so fun.
She fired waves of stars and nebula gas and blasted them down.
Astrid Briinkley vs Goat (Green Eggs and Ham)
Goat was next.
Astrid: (FLARES UP NATURE AURA) I'm ready to show you Nature's power.
She fired waves of nature and leaves and blasted him down.
Abnus Abital vs Jim (Winx Club)
Jim was next.
Abnus: (FLARES UP DARKNESS AURA) I'm ready to unleash darkness on you.
Jim: Bring it on.
Abnus: Oh I will.
She fired waves of darkness and smashed him down.
Bianca Frostine vs Wedgelor.
Wedgelor was next.
Bianca Frostine: (FLARES UP ICE AURA) I'm going to freeze you solid.
Wedgelor: Bring it on.
She fired waves of ice and blasted him down.
Mighty Morphin Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, 555 Riders, J.D. Knudson, Varie, Camie, Celica, Cassidy, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Beamcaster
Beamcaster was next.
Beamcaster: This is gonna be fun.
Me: You got that right. I'm excited for this.
Varie: As long as it gets rid of this revolting stench.
Camie: It's gross.
Celica: Yeah.
Cassidy: Yeah.
Beamcaster: I know. Lets do it!
I teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of King Jellyjam, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the Anti-Goosebumps symbol etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades and blessed by the powers of Heaven, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels.
I teleported back with them.
Tommy: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!
THUNDERCLAP!
Tommy: TIGERZORD!
Zach: MASTODON!
Kimberly: PTERODACTYL!
Billy: TRICERATOPS!
Trini: SABER TOOTH TIGER!
Jason: TYRANNOSAURUS!
They transformed and were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MIGHTY MORPHIN 2!
555 Riders: HENSHIN!
They transformed and were ready!
Me: YEAH!
The Rangers formed the Power Blaster!
Me: FIRE!
We fired waves of energy and elements and blasted Beamcaster and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Me: YEAH! Beamcaster you have failed this world.
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.
We regrouped.
Troy: Time for a little magic trick!
Tsukasa: We're going to make you disappear!
Kamen Ride: Wizard!
Kamen Ride: Beast!
Tsukasa turned into Wizard and Daiki summoned clones of the Wizard Riders.
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RIDER MODE! MAGIC ENFORCEMENT TEAM!
They turned into the Wizard Riders too!
Maria: And for backup! (TURNS DIAL) SHRIKES OF DOOM!
She summoned Killer ShriKe, Lanhua, Yost Graviton, Universe 666 Mean Twilight Sparkle, Grim Reaper Unversed and Evil Tuxedo!
Nico: YEAH!
We went at Jellyjam and fired energy blasts and blasted him all over.
Lystone and Lomma blasted and smashed him.
Anti Wanda: DARK MAGIC WISHBEAM!
Rex Goodwin: CONDOR VIOLET FLAME BURST!
Raven Branwen: DARKNESS SWORD BLAST BEAM!
Dr. Polaris: MAGNETAR BLAST STORM!
Chemistro: CHEMICAL FURY BLAST!
Bonz: PUMPKING FURY BLAST!
Roxy Rocket: ROCKETS OF DARK DOOM!
Nergal: PIZZA STORM OF FURY!
Duff Killigan: SCOTLAND FURY BLAST!
Black Spider: SPIDERS OF DOOM SHOT!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
B.O.B., Blob, Wideload and Dirt Boss used the Earth and Velocitron Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Wideload's weapons and strength and B.O.B. and Blob's powers 100-fold and Dirt Boss got powerful shoulder cannons on him.
Dirt Boss and B.O.B.: DIRT DOG BLOB SPLAT!
Wideload and Blob: WIDELOAD BLOB SPLAT!
Kendra of the Rock and Shendu: ROCK FIRESTORM BLAST!
Sam of the Spies and Selene: VAMPIRE SPY BLAST!
Sakura of the Clow and Amora: CLOW MAGIC BLAST!
SpongeBob of the Krabby Patty and Spymaster: KRABBY PATTY SPY BLAST WAVE!
Mera of Atlantis and Ryugu Tamatebacco: OARFISH ATLANTIS BLAST!
Bloom of Domino and Dragon Flame and Brain Freezer: DRAGON FLAME FREEZE BLAST!
Lana of Ice and Vexen: ICE FURY BLAST STORM!
Green Arrow of the Punch and Jack O Lantern: PUMPKIN PUNCH STORM!
Gwen of the Dark and Pied Piper: DARKNESS RAVEN BLAST!
Maximum Ride of the Angels and Pterodactyl Ghost: ANGEL PTERODACTYL BLAST!
Applejack, Thunderbird Apple, Lightning Fritter, Golden Delicious, Magnolia May, Construct-Bot, Grindcore, Beary Fagerbear, Shy Crystal, Trihorn, Armor-Hide, Roller the Panda-Pillbug, Grimlock the Wyvern, Apple Bloom, Api Apple, Tender Tap, Frozen Fright, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Sugar Belle, Granny Smith, Apple Rose, Goldie Delicious, Bright Mac, Pear Butter, Cheerilee, Strawberry Sunrise, Blue Raspberry, Grand Pear, Rockhoof, Cocoa Axe, Steela Oresdotter, Autumn Blaze, Coloratura, Yona the Yak, Earth Skylanders and Albert Heinrich: EARTHQUAKE OF HONESTY!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Applejack, Wendy, me and Nico: JELLYJAM LIBERATION BLAST!
We fired waves of energy and elements.
Lincoln: TASTE SOAP! SOAP ELEMENT STYLE: ORANGE SOAP WAVE!
Jessica Kaios: SOAP FIRE STYLE: CHERRY SOAP BLAZE!
Nanami Simpson: SOAP WATER STYLE: GRAPE SOAP SPLASH!
Toph: SOAP EARTH STYLE: COCONUT SOAP BOULDER!
Makoto Nanaya: SOAP WIND STYLE: STRAWBERRY SOAP TORNADO!
Sari Sumdac: SOAP LIGHTNING STYLE: PEACH SOAP BOLT!
They fired waves of elements and they formed into said soaps!
Lincoln and his harem: SOAP FINAL SMASH: FLAVORFUL SOAP TIDAL WAVE!
They fired a massive and super powerful soapy tidal wave strong enough to wipe out King Jellyjam from the face of the earth!
Lincoln fired a supermassive tsunami wave of water with fruit-scented soap that was worked up into a fine soapy lather and it hit King Jellyjam and I opened a portal that lead to the Supermassive Black Hole at the Center of the Milky Way Galaxy and it sucked him in and he was obliterated in an instant! Then he was banished to the black gates.
Nico: Good riddance, you bastard!
Me: YEAH! Take that you turd head!
Lincoln: That's another Goosebumps Villain taken down and another of Slappy's minions taken care of. Now, there's one last thing to do, and one last loose end to tie up: The Fiends of Chaos.
?: ALL OF YOU SHALL DIE IN THE NAME OF OUR MASTER GARLAND!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier with absorption energy surrounding the diamond barrier that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of fire, water, earth, and wind blasts, and it absorbed the blasts and they flowed into us and made us even stronger than ever.
Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking that scent from anywhere, come on out right now, Fiends of Chaos, or we will force you out.
Four figures came out, and they were none other than Marilith, Fiend of Fire, Tiamat, Fiend of Wind, Kraken, Fiend of Water, and Lich, Fiend of Earth, The Fiends of Chaos and servants of Garland.
Lincoln: Marilith, Fiend of Fire, Tiamat, Fiend of Wind, Kraken, Fiend of Water, and Lich, Fiend of Earth, The Fiends of Chaos and servants of Garland, I knew that one day, you four would show up to kill us, but your master made a fatal mistake sending you four after us, we've fought creatures like you and won.
Tiamat: YOU DARE TO SPEAK TO US LIKE THAT?! WE DO NOT CARE IF YOU ARE GODS AMONG MEN, ALL WHO DEFY LORD GARLAND SHALL DIE!
Elaine Ekenas: Says you and every last villain we've faced.
Suddenly, Elaine Ekenas' blue eyes turned neon blue, and she was surrounded by a blue energy aura with stars, water, ocean waves, mercury, Echeneis, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Ekenas the Mercury-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached The Fiends of Chaos, she left blue energy, stars, water, ocean waves, mercury, Echeneis, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Elains Ekenas: You Fiends of Chaos make me sick to no end, you all have caused destruction and havoc to far too many people and all for the loyalty to your master, Garland. You four lack utter remorse and empathy for the destruction you've caused and for those that'd fallen to you in the past, all of your crimes have gone unpunished for far too long, and now, you will pay the ultimate price for them...with your lives.
Suddenly, Elaine Ekenas was surrounded by a massive vortex of blue energy with stars, water, ocean waves, and mercury surrounding the vortex, there are Echeneis, phoenixes, angels, and Ekenas the Mercury flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at The Fiends of Chaos: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Elaine Ekenas emerged, but she was changed forever.
Elaine Ekenas grew from 7'0" to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large blue orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has light blue highlights in the bangs of her long blue hair and blue bow and large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon green eyes and a blue energy aura with stars, water, ocean waves, mercury, Echeneis, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has Ekenas the Mercury with the alchemical symbol of mercury emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with blue iris, she has on Echeneis earrings with blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Water, Mercury, and Eternity Kanjis in its fins, she also has Ekenas the Mercury with blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Water, Mercury, and Eternity Kanjis in its fins for the second pendant on the bottom of her blue Echeneis-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and blue gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Elaine Ekenas has on a short-sleeved blue blouse, sleeveless blue top, blue skirt with the alchemical symbol of mercury on it, blue knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, water, ocean waves, Echeneis, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Ekenas the Mercury and it's surrounded by water. Suddenly, Elaine Ekenas felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive aqua blue angel wings with blue tips on the large aqua blue feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she also now has eleven massive and long blue wolf tails with aqua blue tips and aqua blue markings, Elaine Ekenas has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large green gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Elaine Ekenas' massive Ekenas the Mercury-themed greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of blue energy, stars, water, ocean waves, Echeneis, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Elaine Ekenas' Eternal Alchemical Alchemy Beast Maelstrom Ekenas the Mercury Alchemy Angel Water Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Eternal Eternal Alchemical Alchemy Beast Maelstrom Ekenas the Mercury Alchemy Angel Water Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded blue gems and Ekenas the Mercury etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged aqua blade, large aqua blue Echeneis heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large blue gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large blue Echeneis heads with blue gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large green eagle heads is a large blue Echeneis head with blue gems for eyes and blue gem in its mouth for the pommel, Elaine Ekenas has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Ekenas the Mercury's head with blue gems for eyes and large blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a blue kanji below Ekenas the Mercury that said, "Elaine Ekenas, Gene-Slammer of Ekenas the Mercury, Master of The Powers of Water and Mercury, Alchemical Angel of Water and Mercury, True Immortal and Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Dark Chandler, Archenemy of Snow Demon, Destroyer of The Fiends of Chaos, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Water, Mercury, Stars, Phoenixes, Angels, and Echeneis"
エレイン・エケナス、水銀エケナスのジーン・スラマー、水と水銀の力のマスター、水と水銀の錬金術の天使、真の不滅で宇宙の強力な戦士、愛情深い守護天使でありリンカーン・ラウドの将来の妻、ダーク・チャンドラーの軽蔑者、スノーデーモンの大敵、カオスの悪魔の破壊者、チームラウドフェニックスストームの驚くべきメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、誠実さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者にして殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして水のマスター、マーキュリー、スター、フェニックス、エンジェル、そしてエケネイス
Suddenly, Elaine Ekenas' immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!
Elaine Ekenas has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-EKENAS THE MERCURY-ECHENEIS-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC ALCHEMICAL WATER MAELSTROM MERCURY EKENAS THE MERCURY ECHENEIS PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ALCHEMICAL WATER MAELSTROM MERCURY EKENAS THE MERCURY ECHENEIS PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ALCHEMICAL WATER MAELSTROM MERCURY EKENAS THE MERCURY ECHENEIS PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were really amazed by Elaine Ekenas' Super Angel-Ekenas the Mercury-Echeneis-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when The Elemental Archfiends saw it, they fell into a rage and fired blasts of fire, water, wind, and earth at her and Lincoln to kill them, but Lincoln and Elaine Ekenas absorbed the elemental blasts and it made them even stronger, and Aylene Aretos fired a massive barrage of blue energy, stars, water, ocean waves, Echeneis, phoenixes, and angels, which hit The Fiends of Chaos and exploded and they were knocked down, they got back up, but now, they were even angrier than ever.
Elaine Wittgenstein: WHOA!
Rosa Laurence: That's amazing, Elaine Ekenas' transformed.
Lincoln: That's right, Elaine Ekenas has transformed into her Super Angel-Ekenas the Mercury-Echeneis-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and now, it's high-time we put an end to The Fiends of Chaos for good.
Elaine Ekenas: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Cosmic Eternal Maelstrom Water Alchemical Mercury Water Ekenas the Mercury Echeneis Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Maelstrom Water Alchemical Mercury Water Ekenas the Mercury Echeneis Phoenix Angel Love) They will pay for everything that they've done.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Elaine Ekenas.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Your rampage is over, Marilith, Fiend of Fire, Tiamat, Fiend of Wind, Kraken, Fiend of Water, and Lich, Fiend of Earth, and now, you shall pay for the crimes that you've committed in Garland's name.
Elaine Ekenas and Lincoln went after The Fiends of Chaos who continued firing blasts of fire, water, earth, and wind at them, but they continued absorbing them and it made them even stronger than ever, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, blue energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, symbiote goo, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at The Fiends of Chaos and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.
Then, they attacked them with their massive greatswords leaving scars on them, and Lincoln left many more with his gold-plated claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Elaine Ekenas also attacked them with some powerful punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they smashed them all over with their immense and extremely powerful superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts and this was driving The Fiend of Chaos even more madder with rage.
Marilith: YOU! YOU! WE WILL KILL YOU ALL!
The Fiends of Chaos charged right at them with uncontrollable fiery rage and wrath in their black hearts, but Aylene Aretos fired a powerful energy blast at them which hit them hard and they got knocked down, and then, Lincoln turned the tips of four of his massive and long white tails into Cell's stingers, and then, he stabbed them into The Fiends of Chaos and he began absorbing them and he was also assimilating the Geomancy of Lich, the Pyromancy of Marilith, the Hydromancy of Kraken, and the Aeromancy of Tiamat, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and his rainbow energy aura and rainbow fire aura flared as he began growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of The Fiends of Chaos except for their clothing. Then, four energy cards with the Fiends of Chaos' drained souls appeared in Lincoln's left hand, and Lincoln banished them to The Black Gates forever, we cheered wildly for what Elaine Ekenas and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down and Elaine Ekenas' new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long blue wolf tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, and massive blue angel wings are permanent.
Elaine Ekenas: This is for all the lives of all those who fell victim to you and your master. Thanks for helping me destroy The Fiends of Chaos for good, Lincoln.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Elaine.
Suddenly, Elaine Ekenas wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Elaine Ekenas' face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and Ekenas the Mercury flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and ocean waves crashing behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Elaine Ekenas sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and ocean waves and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Nico: Whoa, that was one awesome and fierce battle you guys fought.
Lincoln: You said it, and in the end, we made sure The Fiends of Chaos paid the price for their crimes and for serving their master, Garland.
Me: If we ever face him in the future, we'll make him pay for everything he's done. So, Lincoln, who's the next group of Cybertronian Gene-Slammers we're meeting on your rescue tomorrow?
Lincoln: That's an easy one: Gene-Slammers for the Dino Rangers.
Nico: Whoa!
Selene Salamandra: And there's only group of girls who'd be Gene-Slammed into The Dino Rangers: The Marikawa Sisters.
Shizuka Marikawa: (GASPS) My sisters.
Saeko Busujima: (GROWLS) I can't believe Team Rocket had the gall to Gene-Slam them!
Nico: They crossed one too many lines Gene-Slamming Lincoln's Guardian Angels and our friends, in fact, there's no line they're willing to cross in their plans for world domination.
Eli: That's right. So, who are they?
Selene Emperyous: You'll love meeting them, Eli, and so will the rest of the team, they are Aina Marikawa, Gene-Slammer of Grimlock, Chie Marikawa, Gene-Slammer of Swoop, Etsuko Marikawa, Gene-Slammer of Slug, Hana Marikawa, Gene-Slammer of Snarl, Kaori Marikawa, Gene-Slammer of Scorn, Mika Marikawa, Gene-Slammer of Slash, and Rio Marikawa, Gene-Slammer of Sludge A.K.A. The Marikawa Sisters: these seven girls are Lincoln's Guardian Angels from Japan and nurses at his school, and they're also the sisters of Shizuka Marikawa, and surprisingly only a few knew one fact, Shizuka and her sisters are octuplets.
Me: WHOA!
Nico: Damn, so only a few people knew about that, and they're also awesome nurses at Lincoln's school.
Michelle Emperyous: They're also doctors capable of healing wounds Lincoln would suffer through and they also developed medicine that can heal illnesses that would normally take days to heal through. The Marikawa Sisters even Shizuka have all fallen in love in Lincoln, so much so that when they heard about what Killjoy Huggins had done, they slipped some extremely powerful laxatives in Killjoy Huggins' lunch which resulted in Killjoy Huggins suffering a powerful diarrhea that caused him to crap all over the teacher's lounge with the other teachers and Superintendent Chen in it which resulted in Killjoy Huggins getting a two year suspension.
Eli: Oh man, now that was utterly humiliating: nothing is worse than that!
May: And they exacted payback on Killjoy Huggins.
Nico: Yeah, it was humiliating.
Laney Emperyous: Each sister has yellow hair and the same bust as Shizuka but, they each have different clothing: Aina has red, Chie has green, Etsuko has blue, Hana has pink, Kaori has indigo, Mika has purple, and Rio has orange. To show thanks for always helping him, Lincoln kissed each of the Marikawa Sisters on the lips and they hate Lewis Travolta with a blazing passion, the reason why is because he tried to scam Lincoln's school of their money. But, Lincoln and the Marikawa Sisters saw right through his trick and laced Lewis Travolta's lunch with the same laxatives that were used with Killjoy Huggins which resulted in Lewis Travolta crapping all over his own car inside and out resulting in complete humiliation.
We laughed hysterically.
Me: Now, that one I still remember too well. Man, it was so humiliating!
Nico: I remember that day as well, he made a mess all over his own car inside and out and everyone took pictures and laughed at him! (LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) It was so hilarious.
Luna: No matter how long ago that was, it was still hilarious!
Lynn Sr.: That bloated sack deserved it.
Bonz: There. Nice clean air.
Roxy Rocket: No more stench.
Nergal: I hope you liked the pizza. Because we're having more of it as a victory celebration!
Duff Killigan: I approve!
Black Spider: Me too!
Me: Awesome!
Laney: Yeah!
Nico: Great job today everyone.
Wendy: (To the viewers) This was an awesome adventure and we saw the last of Jellyjam.
Me: Yep.
We went back home and Amy was good and true to my word I separated her darkness from her and purified her and then Amy broke down crying and she was really crying. Dark Amy was put in Amy's place.
Slappy was infuriated!
Bob Roth: Relax. I actually got an idea for your endgame plan. I looked over your files and I noticed there are at least 3 or 4 that aren't in Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Slappy: You looked through my files?!
Bob Roth: (sheepishly) Your cabinet was unlocked! Anyway, you can choose one of them to involve in your endgame plan.
Slappy: Hmm. No! They aren't important. It's Nico that I want. But tell me anyway.
TO BE CONTINUED
Part 15 done.
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.
For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Zs'Skayr, Phantom of Vasquez Castle, Gossamer, Evil Tim, Mutant Dexter and Big Chicken as well as Edd, Rei the Ghost, Bridgit, Zenyatta, Soldier 76, Widowmaker, DVA, Bastion and Hanzo and we're going to help Marco battle Keith the Shapeshifting blob from I Live In Your Basement and make that freak pay for everything he did and also Kate Lloyd, Light Lily and Fi The Phoenix are going to transform against him. Also we're going to battle Another Old Man Rolf, Universe 666 Eva, Heather, Anna Maria, Amy, Kat, Gmork, Phantom of Vasquez Castle and Zs'Skayr and we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Flame Man named Callie Flame and she has amazing fire powers.
The matchup is for Tsuki Moonface, Gene-Slammer of Moonface the Silver, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy The Moon, a member of the Vampire King's court in the Adventure Time miniseries "Stakes"
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, we are in for one awesome adventure. Lincoln and his group are heading to the world of the mobile game, Tom and Jerry: Chase, and we're going to find out that it had since merged with our world ever since we met Tom and Jerry years ago, and we're going to be meeting the counterparts of Tom, Jerry, and their friends, and we're going to destroy an old enemy of Lincoln's, his name is Thomas Havelock, he's a mean cruel vicious monstrous asshole who terrorized Royal Woods for five years causing havoc and destruction by destroying public property, robbing banks, committing arson, and even murder, and even worse, he's tried numerous times to kill Lincoln and his Guardian Angels since he saw them as a threat to his reign of terror, but Lincoln shot that asshole right in the arm and he and his Guardian Angels took him down, and after they got him arrested, he got convicted and thrown into prison for the rest of his life. Now, five years later, we got bad news: Slappy broke that asshole out of jail, but Thomas double-crossed him and his cohorts and slashed them in the faces and left to get revenge on Lincoln and his Guardian Angels on his own. There will be no mercy whatsoever on that asshole, Lincoln's sending him straight to The Black Gates after he gets through with thrashing him all over the place.
And we're going to meet the next Cybertronian Gene-Slammers, their names are Aina Marikawa, Gene-Slammer of Grimlock, Chie Marikawa, Gene-Slammer of Swoop, Etsuko Marikawa, Gene-Slammer of Slug, Hana Marikawa, Gene-Slammer of Snarl, Kaori Marikawa, Gene-Slammer of Scorn, Mika Marikawa, Gene-Slammer of Slash, and Rio Marikawa, Gene-Slammer of Sludge A.K.A. The Marikawa Sisters: these seven girls are Lincoln's Guardian Angels from Japan and nurses at his school, and they're also the sisters of Shizuka Marikawa, and surprisingly only a few knew one fact, Shizuka and her sisters are octuplets. They are also doctors capable of healing wounds Lincoln would suffer through and they also developed medicine that can heal illnesses that would normally take days to heal through. The Marikawa Sisters even Shizuka have all fallen in love in Lincoln, so much so that when they heard about what Killjoy Huggins had done, they slipped some extremely powerful laxatives in Killjoy Huggins' lunch which resulted in Killjoy Huggins suffering a powerful diarrhea that caused him to crap all over the teacher's lounge with the other teachers and Superintendent Chen in it which resulted in Killjoy Huggins getting a two year suspension. Each sister has yellow hair and the same bust as Shizuka but with different clothing: Aina has red, Chie has green, Etsuko has blue, Hana has pink, Kaori has indigo, Mika has purple, and Rio has orange. To show thanks for always helping him, Lincoln kissed each of the Marikawa Sisters on the lips and they hate Lewis Travolta with a blazing passion, the reason why is because he tried to scam Lincoln's school of their money. But, Lincoln and the Marikawa Sisters saw right through his trick and laced Lewis Travolta's lunch with the same laxatives that were used with Killjoy Huggins which resulted in Lewis Travolta crapping all over his own car inside and out resulting in complete humiliation.
Next up is Say Cheese and Die.
See you next time.
