SAY CHEESE AND DIE
In the early morning hours at 2:00 AM, Lincoln had a dream, and he saw six figures who was hiding out and living in the streets of Tantara, Peru. But, they were no ordinary six figures, they were Nightmare Lunar-Flame, daughter of Lincoln's future wife, Ember McLain. Rainbow Kat, daughter of Lincoln's future wife, Nyancy Chan. Ash Whamp-Jack, daughter of Lincoln's future wife, Roller Brawl. Star-Tech Gravity, An Metallic Pegasus. Tex Gravity, An Unicorn-Lombax Colt. And Izzy Gravity, An Pegasus-Cyborg Filly. Lincoln woke up from the dream, but he wasn't the only one, Ember McLain, Nyancy Chan, Roller Brawl, Black Alpha, Nico, and I also had the same dream.
Lincoln: Same dream?
Black Alpha: We sure did, Lincoln.
Ember McLain: And not only that, it also means that we found out where our daughters are at.
Nyancy Chan: Along with an Metallic Pegasus, An Unicorn-Lombax Colt, and an Pegasus-Cyborg Filly.
Roller Brawl: Any ideas where exactly?
Me: They're at Tantara, Peru.
Nico: The second city of Peru? It is not a safe place for them.
Lincoln: That's right, Nico. Come on, we're going to rescue them, and bring them to the Estate.
Black Alpha: We're on it, Lincoln.
Lincoln, Black Alpha, Ember McLain, Nyancy Chan, Roller Brawl, Me, and Nico were heading to Tantara, Peru. Lincoln saw a 14-years siren-like ghoul punk girl who has pale-white skin and a very slender build, a long flaming teal and blue hair pulled back into a ponytail at the top of her head, green eyes with light purple eyeshadow, freckles on her cheeks, and a curled and curved line near her eyes. She wears a pair of dark purple shades on her head, a purple sleeveless shirt with a skull and a backwards double quaver, lavender arm warmers, a purple plaid skirt with an Dark Element symbol on it, a silver belt, dark purple tights, and high purple boots. She wields her Battle Guitar-Axe. A 13-years-old Asian girl who has rainbow-colored hair in the style of a long ponytail with a pink bow on her head that resembles cat ears, and four purple lines on her face that resemble whiskers. She wears a light purple hoodie jacket, a white shirt with a purple line on the bottom and a Magic Element symbol on the center, purple pants with rainbow-colored lightning bolts, light purple sneakers, a cat bell on her neck, and cat paw-like gloves. A 10-year-old goth girl who has, pale pink skin, pink hair with black streaks that she ties in two large pigtails with a bang long enough to cover her eyes, and wears an white tiara, pointed ears, and sharped fangs. She wears a black long-sleeve dress with a little white stripe on the end, an white neckerchief clipped on her chest with a gray skull brooch, long striped knee socks, and black flat Mary Jane shoes. She wields two katana blades. A white, black and light blue metallic Pegasus with various gadgets and weapons. A orange and white Unicorn-Lombax Colt. His cutie mark is a Mechanical Wrench with an Light Bulb. And A purple Pegasus-Cyborg Filly with a slender build, black mane shaved to one side and tail and both ends in dyed Light Purple, her front hooves has mechanical claws. her cutie mark is a skateboard with an machine pistol. Lincoln saw who they are, it was Nightmare Lunar-Flame, Rainbow Kat, Ash Whamp-Jack, Star-Tech Gravity, Tex Gravity, and Izzy Gravity.
Lincoln: Excuse me, are you Nightmare Lunar-Flame, Rainbow Kat and Ash Whamp-Jack?
Rainbow Kat: Indeed we are.
Nightmare Lunar-Flame: Who are you?
Lincoln: I'm Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, and this is the dark knight and leader of the Heroic Elementals, Black Alpha, my older brother and leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, J.D. Knudson, and my second brother and second leader of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Nico Chan. And there's also someone you know all too well.
Then, Ember McLain, Nyancy Chan, and Roller Brawl came out, and when Nightmare Lunar-Flame, Rainbow Kat, and Ash Whamp-Jack saw them, they were stunned.
Ash Whamp-Jack: Mother?
Roller Brawl: I'm here, my little vampire.
Nightmare Lunar-Flame, Rainbow Kat, and Ash Whamp-Jack, ran up to Ember McLain, Nyancy Chan, and Roller Brawl, and they hugged, and they cried tears of happiness, and we looked on at the scene. Lincoln joined in on the hug, along with me, Nico, and Black Alpha.
Lincoln: And there's something you three should know, Ember, Nyancy, Roller Brawl, your mothers are one of my many future wives.
Nightmare Lunar-Flame, Rainbow Kat, and Ash Whamp-Jack: That means...you're our father.
Lincoln smiled, and that filled Nightmare Lunar-Flame, Rainbow Kat, and Ash Whamp-Jack with joy, as he picked them up and they hugged, and we had a smile on our faces and tears in our eyes. and Star-Tech Gravity, Tex Gravity, and Izzy Gravity join the hug as well.
Lincoln: Alright, everyone, let's go home. I can't wait until we tell everyone in the morning about this.
We went back home to the Estate, and Lincoln told everyone what happened, and he then introduced Nightmare Lunar-Flame, Rainbow Kat, and Ash Whamp-Jack to the rest of his siblings, who are now their aunts. We were proud of what Lincoln did in reuniting Ember McLain, Nyancy Chan, and Roller Brawl with their daughters, and Nightmare Lunar-Flame, Rainbow Kat, and Ash Whamp-Jack now has a loving, strong, brave, and caring father in their life.
Walking through the middle of the city was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Zs'Skayr, Phantom of Vasquez Castle, Gossamer, Evil Tim, Mutant Dexter and Big Chicken as well as Edd, Rei the Ghost, Bridgit, Zenyatta, Soldier 76, Widowmaker, DVA, Bastion and Hanzo As well as 2003 Leo, Aurico, Otto Rocket, Ish, Sunny Bridges, Apple White, Lynn Loud, Vegeta, Lightning Dust, Musa, and Amore and we were heading over to Marco's house for our next rescue.
Me: Boy last time we were at Marco's house was when we had to deal with his ugly so-called shapeshifting blob brother Keith.
Twilight Sparkle: That is awful. And I heard about you guys facing that freak.
Me: Yeah it was awful.
Nico: Yeah no kidding there.
Camie: That was awful. But what happened back then?
Me: It was a horrifying sight. And it was back a few weeks before the Great War With the Royal Defenders.
Nico: Yep.
I went over what happened in chapter 1089 and it was crazy.
When I was done everyone that hadn't heard about it was shocked!
Widowmaker: That is crazy!
DVA: Yeah it sure was!
Me: Yeah.
Edd: I will never forget that. That was a most scary day.
Eli: Wow.
Nico: Double D, I want to thank you, Zs'Skayr, and your teams for coming.
Edd: Why it's my pleasure Nico. This will be so fun.
Rei the Ghost: I agree there.
Nico: Rei, remember when you joined us?
Rei the Ghost: I sure do. J.D. and Sophie Nocturn saved me from McWolf in the Castle of Solidarity in the world of Magic The Gathering.
Nico: That's right.
Me: That was so fun.
Lola: Wow. That was fun and cool.
Me: It sure was.
Laney: That was awesome.
Nico: You're among the other ghosts in the team now.
Rei the Ghost: I sure am. That is so awesome.
Xenia: I agree there.
Lola: Yeah.
Lucille Loud: (Scottish Accent) I was a ghost when you all met me now.
Me: I remember that Lucille. And that was awesome.
Nico: It sure was.
Me: (Sniffs) EW! I think I missed some Jellyjam sludge on my shirt.
Camie: That was a really revolting adventure.
Nico: Let's check to see if we have any left
Me: I think we might have missed a couple of spots.
We looked at ourselves carefully and found that we still had Jellyjam sludge on us.
Laney: Oh yeah there's still some on me.
Lola: Me too.
Lily: YUCK! Me too!
Camie: Same with me.
Nico: We're getting this off!
Maria: I got this!
She enveloped us all in a ball of water and Eddy put Soap in it. Maria and Eddy were the only ones clean.
She lathered us up and spun us around.
Eddy: BING!
Maria: SPINCYCLE!
She spun us around fast!
Eddy: BING!
Maria: Washer off.
We came out and we were dripping wet and then…
POOF!
We puffed up.
Me: That was funny.
Lola: Yep.
Nico: Rainbow Dash, Lynn Loud, Vegeta, Lightning Dust, Musa, and Amore did a good job
Vegeta: Indeed we did Bokrua.
Rainbow Dash: Boy that was so awesome.
Camie: Yeah.
Lightning Dust: That was awesome and fun.
Lynn: It sure was.
Nico: Keep an eye out for anything suspicious
Me: Right.
Lincoln: Okay, guys, we've got ourselves a huge emergency: we got word from Marco and his friends that Keith, the shapeshifting slime is back, and he's causing trouble in town once again.
We gasped.
Me: We actually know about that.
Nico: Oh man, I knew it was going to be him, I just knew it.
Me: Same here. So, we need to destroy him for good.
Eli: That is for sure.
Lincoln: Exactly, and we need to be careful, he's a shapeshifter like The Thing, but he can only take on the form he used to befriend Marco. The only thing that can rat him out is fire. So, I also called some additional help.
Just then, Light Lily and Fi the Phoenix arrived.
Fi: We heard the whole thing from Lincoln, and we got here as fast as possible.
Lily: Awesome, and since we already have Kate with us, there's no way Keith's going to get out of this.
Lincoln: Right, Lily. (Sensed for Keith) AHA! Gotcha! I've picked up on Keith, he's inside Marco's house, and Marco and his friends are literally in big trouble.
Nico: We need to get to them as fast as possible.
Lincoln: Yeah, we can't let them get hurt by that shapeshifting monster. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) And hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.
Nico: That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!
Me: No he doesn't.
Then we smelled B.O.
Suddenly, we saw a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.
Lincoln: I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!
Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now weak and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set out to help Marco and his friends deal with Keith.
Nico: Okay, there's no telling what Keith's capable of once we get in, but once we do, we better be ready to make him pay.
Me: Right.
We then got inside Marco's house.
We were ready.
Me: Look sharp guys.
Nico: Marco? You there?
Eli: I sense that he's here.
Suddenly, Lincoln heard screams coming from the basement.
Lincoln: They're in the basement.
Nico: We got him.
We headed for the basement, and just in time to see Marco and his friends cornered by Keith. Then, a swirl of fire appeared from nowhere and the spirits of the mythical animals that use fire appeared and fired blasts of fire that hit Keith as he let out a scream and turned into his true form: a yellow blob of human organs connected by webs of purple veins. Then, the spirits converged and a massive tornado of fire exploded out as a Thunderbird Screech and Phoenix Cry was heard, and we appeared.
Nico: Gotcha, you ugly shapeshifting blob!
Me: You thought your shapeshifting was going to get you out of trouble, fat chance.
Lincoln: We've dealt with shapeshifters before in the past, and we knew just how to rat him out.
Camie: What the fuck is that!?
Me: That's Keith! He's a shapeshifting Blob creature.
Xenia: Yep.
Suddenly, Keith roared and turned into Nico.
Me: WHAT THE FUCK!
Nico: HE'S ME!
And he went at Lincoln punching and smashing him all over the place, and Lincoln had tons of bruises all over his body, and that major-league pissed off Anna Anyanova, Eman Reynolds, Sabrina Lorelai, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Twilight Sparkle and her friends who are in Lincoln's harem.
Girl Jordan: YOU SON OF A...! HOW DARE YOU HURT OUR MAN! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS, YOU ASSHOLE!
Anna Anyanova, Eman Reynolds, Sabrina Lorelai, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Twilight Sparkle and her friends who are in Lincoln's harem went at Keith and they smashed him all over the place and sent him flying into a wall, then, they ran over to Lincoln.
Eman Reynolds: Linky, are you okay?
Lincoln: I'm fine, Eman. Plus, I knew he was going to get mad and shapeshift into one of us to attack us, but he also didn't know about this.
Suddenly, Lincoln's bruises all over his body began healing like crazy, and not only that, but we also felt him getting even stronger from the damage Keith gave him.
Nico: Whoa! Lincoln, your wounds were healed and you even grew stronger as a result!
Me: I forgot that Lincoln can do that.
Lincoln: You forgot that I have the superhuman regeneration factor of Majin Buu and the other villains who have this ability along with the Saiyans' ability to grow stronger from the damage I'd sustained in a fight.
Me: Nice one, and don't you dare think you're getting out of this, Keith. You hurt Lincoln, and now, you're gonna pay for it!
Nico: What you just did was really low. You better pray for mercy, you ugly blob.
Me: Yeah you ugly glob of putrid flesh!
Keith turned into Maria.
Keith: (as Maria) Guys, it's Maria. Shoot the other one!
Maria: No! I'm the real one! Shoot him!
Juran: How can we find out the real one?!
Eli: That one!
He fired a blast of Force Lightning and electrocuted Keith! And reverted him back!
Maria: Thanks Eli!
Eli: You're welcome. Not even this walking glob of flesh is a match for my lie detecting powers!
Keith: WHY YOU!?
I took the battle to the planet Glaren. But then we saw A HORRIFYINGLY AWFUL AND GROTESQUE TRANSFORMATION TAKE PLACE!
We saw him split open and blood was pouring out of him and he grotesquely turned into a NUMBER OF HORRIFYING CREATURES AND WAS A HORRIFYING MONSTROSITY! HE TURNED INTO A HORRIFYINGLY MIXTURE OF THE TORMENTOR FROM DEAD SPACE WITH THE DOG THING, THE BLAIR MONSTER, THE SANDERS THING AND THE CLOUD B4 CARRIER!
Me: WHAT THE FUCKING NINE FUCKING LEVELS OF HELL!?
CAMIE AND LEELI SCREAMED IN FRIGHT!
Fluttershy then saw the monster before her and then she SCREAMED IN HORRIFYING FRIGHT AND THEN CURLED UP INTO A FETAL POSITION AND WAS WAILING AND CRYING HER EYES OUT!
Me: YOU MOTHERFUCKING PISSANT FREAK! YOU MADE FLUTTERSHY CRY!
Lincoln: NO ONE MAKES FLUTTERSHY CRY!
Aurico: It's Morphin time!
He transformed!
Aurico: RED AQUITAR RANGER POWER!
He was ready!
I fired a wave of fire and blasted the huge monstrosity!
Qin: NO ONE MAKES FLUTTERSHY CRY AND LIVES!
She fired a blast of fire and blasted the monstrosity!
Sunset Shimmer: NO ONE MAKES FLUTTERSHY CRY AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!
She fired a massive blast of fire and burned it!
Me: NUOVA STAR!
The 4 Star Ball on my bracelet glowed and I fired a massive ball of fire!
Nico: NUOVA DEATH RAY!
The 4 Star Ball on Nico's Bracelet glowed and Nico formed a lens and fired a powerful focused beam of fire and light and energy!
Lola fired a powerful blast of fire and Fi fired a powerful blast of fire!
The blasts all hit the huge monstrosity and burned him all over the place!
Zs'Skayr floated to him.
He fired a blast of purple energy and blasted the monstrosity all over.
Zs'Skayr: This is what you get for hurting your brother and making Fluttershy cry!
Rarity and Applejack fired waves of apples and crystal and jewels and water and blasted the monstrosity!
Lincoln, Rainbow Dash, Apple Bloom and Eddy fired laser blasters and lightning and blasted it.
Xenia fired arrows.
Vegeta: This shows that you have no honor! GALICK GUN!
He fired a purple energy blast!
Me: FINAL SHINE ATTACK!
I fired a powerful energy blast!
Nico: FINAL FLASH!
Nico fired a powerful yellow energy blast!
The blasts all hit the monstrosity and exploded with incredible power!
EXTREMELY MASSIVE AND INCREDIBLE FIERY POWERFUL EXPLOSION!
The explosion was massive and devastating!
When the smoke cleared Keith was back to normal and in his human form.
Me: That did it!
But he got up and was massively pissed!
Keith then began to turn into a fusion of Heatblast and NRG.
Me: Whoa! Half Pyronite and half Prypiatosian-B! Interesting combination.
Nico: Very.
He fired a blast of energy fire and I fired a blast of energy and the blasts collided and exploded with incredible power!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!
The explosion of fire blasted him back!
He then turned into a fusion of Wildmutt and Blitzwolfer
Me: WHOA! Half Vulpimancer and half Loboan. Very interesting combination.
He fired a sonic howl blast and we dodged it and Nico fired a laser blast and blasted him all over!
Xenia: YEAH!
Xenia fired arrow blasts and blasted him.
Me: YEAH!
Keith then turned into a fusion of Heatblast, NRG and Ghostfreak!
Me: WHOA! Part Pyronite, Prypiatosian-B and Ectonurite.
Nico: Wow! What a combination!
He charged at us
I ran at him and smashed him down and fired a wave of fire and blasted him.
Then he turned into a fusion of Shockrock, Ampfibian and Buzzshock!
Me: WHOA! Part Fulmini, Amperi and Megawhatt!
Nico: Electrifying!
He fired a massive blast of lightning and I fired a massive blast of lightning too and the blasts collided and exploded with incredible power!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
He was knocked down. But he got back up! Then he turned into a 5 Alien Fusion!
He was that of Water Hazard, Terraspin, NRG, Armodrillo and Ampfibian!
Me: WHOA! Part Orishan, Geochelone Aerio, Prypiatosian-B, Talpaedon and Amperi!
Nico: WHOA! The 5 Elements of Aggregor!
Keithggregor: Call me Keithggregor!
Nico: Lame!
Me: I think its fitting. But so is this!
I WENT SUPER ANGEL XELNAGA!
Me: (DIVINE ECHOING VOICE) Time for this Xelnaga to smash!
I flew fast and bashed him down and then he fired waves of lightning and energy and I blasted him and massive explosions blasted all over and I fired waves of energy and elements and blasted him all over and fiery explosions blasted him all over.
He then turned into a fusion of Ghostfreak and Toepick.
Me: WHOA! Half Ectonurite and Half Mekfootan!
Nico: UGLY!
Kate Lloyd: But he doesn't know what true ugliness is!
Suddenly, Kate Lloyd's brown eyes turned neon brown and she was surrounded by a red and yellow energy aura with stars, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive sword from her back, and as she approached Keith, she left red and yellow energy, stars, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Kate Lloyd: There is absolutely no way that we can ever let you run free, Keith. You're a monster just as bad as The Thing, and what you just did in shapeshifting into Nico and attacking Lincoln like that and now you have the audacity to make Fluttershy Cry!? You heartless monster! You've already crossed the line, and for that, you're going to be left as a pile of sludge by the time we get through with you.
Suddenly, Kate Lloyd was surrounded by a massive vortex of red and yellow energy with stars, fire, and flames surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a yellow phoenix with red eyes glaring at Keith: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Kate Lloyd emerged, but she was changed forever.
Kate Lloyd grew from 6'5" to 7'9" in height, she has gold metal bands on her biceps and thighs, she now has eleven large arctic blue orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has red and yellow highlights in the bangs of her long flowing dark brown hair reaching to the bottom of her neck and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon dark brown eyes and a red and yellow energy aura with stars, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has a phoenix and angel emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with arctic blue iris, she has on phoenix earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanji in its claws and she has on her Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with red gems on the gold flame links and red phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony and on the bottom of it is a phoenix with red gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanji in its claws for the pendant and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck, Kate Lloyd has on a long-sleeved sweater, black skirt with flames on it, black pants, black knee-high winter boots with flames on them for the shoe buckles, and long white long- sleeved trenchcoat with stars, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is the symbol of Thule Research Station and the Anti-Thing symbol surrounded by flames. Suddenly, Kate Lloyd felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive dark brown angel wings with red and yellow tips on the large dark brown feathers grew much bigger for her new body. Kate Lloyd has on a Ring of The Phoenix with arctic blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Blue Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Kate Lloyd's massive greatsword and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging and they were surrounded in a kaleidoscope of red and yellow energy, stars, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Kate Lloyd's Inferno Firestorm Thule Research Center Thing Destroyer Greatsword of Inferno Firestorm Thule Research Center Destroyer Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded blue gems and the Outpost 31 symbol etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged arctic blue blade, large arctic blue husky heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large arctic blue gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large arctic blue husky heads with blue gems for eyes and a large arctic blue husky head with blue gems for eyes and blue gem in its mouth on the bottom of the arctic blue husky heads for the pommel, she has on her gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with large blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left gold Bracer, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with gold husky head with blue gems for eyes and a large blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an arctic blue kanji below the symbol of Thule Research Station and the Anti-Thing symbol that said, "Kate Lloyd, Survivor of The Thule Research Center, Ender of The Nightmare of The Thing, Archenemy of Agent 47, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Fire, Phoenixes, and Angels"
ケイト・ロイド、トゥーレ研究センターの生存者、ザ・シングの悪夢の終焉、エージェント47の大敵、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、大使であり希望の灯台宇宙、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者であり悪の殺戮者、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、驚くべき強力な生徒数多くの素晴らしく強力な教師、そして火、フェニックス、天使のマスター
Kate Lloyd has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA COSMIC ARCTIC NIGHTMARE SURVIVOR RAGE FIRESTORM PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ARCTIC NIGHTMARE SURVIVOR RAGE FIRESTORM PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ARCTIC NIGHTMARE SURVIVOR RAGE FIRESTORM PHOENIX ANGEL HOPE!
We were amazed by Kate Lloyd's Super Angel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Keith saw it, he roared with rage and turned into The Thing and ran at her to kill her, bad move, as Kate Lloyd fired a massive barrage of red and yellow energy, stars, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels which hit Keith and he got burned badly and sent flying into another wall, he got back up, but now, he was beyond enraged.
Kate Lloyd: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Arctic Nightmare Survivor Rage Firestorm Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Arctic Nightmare Survivor Rage Firestorm Phoenix Angel Hope) And for what you just did turning into The Thing and making Fluttershy cry, you crossed a serious line.
He tried using Toepick's powers
But it had NO EFFECT on Kate at all!
POW! BLAM SMASH WHAM BLAST!
She blasted him all over and punched him too!
Kate Lloyd: I've seen uglier horrors than that!
Nico: WHOA!
Me: Kate knows the horror of the Thing and the kind of terror it wrought and it's 1,000 times scarier than Toepick's Nightmare Face.
Nico: That is true.
Me: But Keith still crossed the line big time.
Lily: He sure did, as if beating up our brother wasn't bad enough, but to turn himself into The Thing and making Fluttershy cry, now he's really going to get burned in a really big way!
Me: There's absolutely no fucking line he's willing to cross!
Nico: None at all! That ugly son of a bitch!
?: What he just did proves he's an asshole!
Suddenly, we saw a beautiful and super sexy girl with long crimson red hair with red hairband, red eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, massive red butterfly wings, and she was dressed in a sleeveless crimson red top, crimson red skirt, crimson red knee-high boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, flames, fire, magic, fairies, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is a fire fairy, and holstered on her back is a massive greatsword.
Me: Whoa, a Fire Fairy.
Lincoln: (GASPS) That's no ordinary Fire Fairy! Aprina Arabella, Queen of the Fire Fairies.
Aprina Arabella: That's right, Lincoln, it's so good to see you again, and WHOA! You've really grown into quite the young man.
Lincoln: I sure have. But, we'll have to talk later, we've got to get rid of that pile of sludge.
Lily: That's right, and now, it's Light Lily's turn to do some damage.
Light Lily: Right.
Suddenly, Light Lily's yellow eyes turned neon yellow and she was surrounded by a rainbow energy aura with stars, lights, rainbow lights, light animals, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Light Lily's Solar Light Animal Greatsword of Solar Light Love from her back, and as she approached Keith, she left rainbow energy, stars, lights, rainbow lights, light animals, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Light Lily: You've gone too far with what you just did, bub, and now, I'm gonna turn you into melted sludge for that!
Suddenly, Light Lily was surrounded by a massive vortex of rainbow energy with stars, lights, and rainbow lights surrounding the vortex, there are light animals, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a lavender phoenix with red eyes glaring at Keith: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Light Lily emerged, but she was changed forever.
Light Lily grew from 7'4" to 7'9" in height, she has gold metal bands on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has multi-colored highlights in the bangs of her now long flowing blonde hair reaching the bottom of her neck and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon yellow eyes and a rainbow energy aura with stars, lights, rainbow lights, light animals, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense neon rainbow protective aura with elements swirling around it, she has a rainbow fox holding the Light Kanji in its paws emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, she has on fox earrings with rainbow gems for eyes and holding the Light and Eternity Kanjis in its paws, she has on her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with yellow gems on the gold sun links and yellow crystal links and a yellow fox-shaped Element of Harmony and below the Element of Harmony is a fox with yellow gems for eyes and holding the Light and Eternity Kanjis in its paws for the pendant and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck, she has on a short-sleeved white shirt with rainbow phoenix on it, lavender skirt with rainbow lights and light animals on it, black pants with lights on the legs, black knee-high boots with suns for the buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, lights, rainbow lights, light animals, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a fox with rainbows and light animals surrounding it. Suddenly, Light Lily felt a sharp pain on her back and then, her massive blond angel wings with rainbow tips on the large blond feathers grew much bigger for her new body, and her eleven massive and long blonde wolf tails now have rainbow tips and rainbow markings, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with rainbow gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Indigo Lantern Corps ring on her left ring finger and she has on yellow fingerless gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on the back and Stone of Gelel embedded on her left hand.
Suddenly, Light Lily's massive Light Lily's Solar Light Animal Greatsword of Solar Light Love and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of rainbow energy, stars, lights, rainbow lights, light animals, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Light Lily's L-Emental Eternal Solar Light Animal Greatsword of L-Emental Eternal Solar Light Animal Love, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded rainbow gems and light animals etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large white fox heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt with large rainbow gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large white fox heads with yellow gems for eyes and a large white fox head with sunlight yellow gems for eyes and rainbow gem in its mouth on the bottom of the white fox heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with large rainbow gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left gold Bracer, Belt of Elemental Bravery with large gold fox head with sunlight yellow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a rainbow kanji below the fox and light animals that said, "Light Lily Loud, Elemental Angel of Light, Sixth Youngest of The Loud Family, Loving Sister of Her Many Siblings, Loving Youngest Daughter of Rita and Lynn Senior, Member of The L-Ementals, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Archenemy of Universe 666 Juniper Montage, Descendant of 17th Century Lily of Loch Loud in Scotland, Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Defender of The Loud House and The Loud Family, and Master of Light, The Colors of The Rainbow, and Light Animals"
ライト・リリー・ラウド、光のエレメンタル・エンジェル、ラウド家の6番目の末っ子、多くの兄弟の愛する妹、リタとリン・シニアの愛する末娘、L-エメンタルズのメンバー、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、プロテクター、ディフェンダー、そして宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の救世主、宇宙への希望の大使兼灯台、友情とエレメントの力のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真真実、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、信頼の女神、悪の破壊者と殺戮者、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなしの女神、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、数多くの驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、宇宙666の大敵ジュニパー・モンタージュ、スコットランドの17世紀のラウド湖のリリーの子孫、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームのメンバー、ザ・ディフェンダーラウド・ハウスとザ・ラウド・ファミリー、そしてマスター・オブ・ライト、ザ・カラーズ・オブ・ザ・レインボー、そしてライト・アニマルズ
Light Lily has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-LIGHT ANIMAL-FOX-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA L-EMENTAL TRUE ETERNAL SOLARSTORM RAINBOW LIGHT ANIMAL PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC L-EMENTAL TRUE ETERNAL SOLARSTORM RAINBOW LIGHT ANIMAL PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC L-EMENTAL TRUE ETERNAL SOLARSTORM RAINBOW LIGHT ANIMAL PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Light Lily's Super Angel-Light Animal-Fox-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when Keith saw it, he transformed into Dark Lori and went at her to kill her, but Light Lily fired a massive barrage of rainbow energy, stars, lights, rainbow lights, light animals, phoenixes, and angels which hit Keith, and he went flying into a wall and changed back, but boy was he really angry now!
Light Lily: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The L-Emental True Eternal Solarstorm Rainbow Light Animal Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic L-Emental True Eternal Solarstorm Rainbow Light Animal Phoenix Angel Love) I've absolutely got no words to say to you, bub, you hurt Linky badly, and for that, you're gonna be melted into sludge for this.
Lily: You tell him, Light Lily! Oh, and I also called in Lori, Lynn, Dad, and Lincoln's entire harem here.
Just then, Lori, Lynn, and Lynn Sr. arrived along with Lincoln's entire harem, and they were infinite-times pissed off!
Luan: Uh oh, you called in Lori, Lynn, Dad, and Lincoln's entire harem here?! Oh, now he's really going to get it!
Nico: He messed with her little brother, and now, he's got the wrath of The Loud Family on his ass!
Me: We should've also called in their ancestors as well to really make it really brutal.
Lincoln: They're actually keeping an eye on our resident jerks at the moment, and last I heard, Duke Lincoln's really kicking Flip's three-cheeked butt hard.
Luna: He's heard everything about Flip from all of us, and he's busy kicking the tar out of him.
Nico: Yeah, best not to disturb him while he kicking that mutant's ass along with the other jerks.
Suddenly, Fi's grey eyes turned neon grey and she was surrounded by a red orange blue green and yellow energy aura with stars, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive greatsword from her back, and as she approached Keith, she left red orange blue green and yellow energy, stars, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Fi: Every single word that Kate Lloyd and Light Lily said to you was true, and you know what, you're done with running loose and causing trouble, and now, we'll make sure you never come back!
Suddenly, Fi was surrounded by a massive vortex of red orange blue green and yellow energy with stars, fire, and flames surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an orange phoenix with red eyes glaring at Keith: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Fi emerged, but she was changed forever.
Fi grew from 6'0" to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large red orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the voluptuous body of a goddess, she has green highlights in the bangs of her long red and orange hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon grey eyes and a red orange blue green and yellow energy aura with stars, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has a phoenix emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with blue iris, she has on phoenix earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has a phoenix with red gems for eyes and holding the Fire and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her red phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold phoenix pendant of her Elemental Phoenix Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red gems on the gold fire links and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck. Fi has on her sleeveless orange frilly crop top, short jean shorts, and she now has human arms as her phoenix wings are now behind her waist, her talons have gotten sharper as well, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix surrounded by stars and fire. Suddenly, Fi felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive red orange green and yellow angel wings with red tips on the large feathers grew and sprouted out of her back and they're above her phoenix wings below her waist and she now has eleven massive and long red orange wolf tails with yellow tips and yellow markings and her three phoenix tails also grew longer. Fi has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large red orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Fi's massive greatsword and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're suddenly surrounded by a kaleidoscope of red orange blue green and yellow energy, stars, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it transformed into Fi the Phoenix's Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded orange and yellow gems and phoenix etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged red orange blade, large orange phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large red orange gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large orange phoenix heads with red gems for eyes and large light red orange phoenix head with red gems for eyes and large yellow gem in its mouth on the bottom of the phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with light red orange gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left gold Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold phoenix head with red orange gems for eyes and large yellow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red orange kanji below the phoenix that said, "Fi the Phoenix, Legendary Voluptuous Phoenix of European Myth, Friend of Many Monster Girls, Future Wife of James Dean Knudson, Archenemy of Injector, Expert Flyer and Fire Master, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Fire, Phoenixes, and Angels"
フィ・ザ・フェニックス、ヨーロッパ神話の伝説的な官能的なフェニックス、多くのモンスターガールの友人、ジェームス・ディーン・クヌッドソンの将来の妻、インジェクターの大敵、エキスパート・フライヤーおよびファイヤー・マスター、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、保護者、擁護者、そして宇宙の救世主、多元宇宙、そしてその先へ、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天上のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実と正義の真の女神、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私無欲、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者と悪の殺害者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な学生驚くべき強力な教師、そして火、フェニックス、天使のマスター
Fi has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE INFERNO PHOENIX FIRESTORM VOLUPTUOUS EUROPEAN PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC INFERNO PHOENIX FIRESTORM VOLUPTUOUS EUROPEAN PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC INFERNO PHOENIX FIRESTORM VOLUPTUOUS EUROPEAN PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Fi's Super Angel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when I saw Fi, I had an atomic red blush on my face, hearts in my eyes, and my nose was bleeding. But, when Keith saw it, he fell into an even darker rage and turned into Dark Lynn and ran at her to kill her, but Fi fired a massive barrage of red orange blue green and yellow energy, stars, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels which hit Keith and exploded with incredible power as he was sent flying into another wall, he got back up, but now, he was beyond pissed off.
Fi: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Inferno Firestorm Voluptuous Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Inferno Firestorm Voluptuous Phoenix Angel Love) Now, it's high time we got rid of you for good.
Me: You're going to be nothing more than ashes after we get through with you, you slimebag!
Nico: And we're also going to piss Slappy off even more.
Lincoln: This is going to be good.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope.
Then, I transformed into Super Angel-Wolf Moon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Hope and unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and we joined Kate Lloyd, Light Lily, and Fi and so did the rest of us as we unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You're done running loose and causing trouble, you slimebag, now we're going to make absolutely sure that you never ever return again!
Lincoln, Kate Lloyd, Light Lily, Fi, and I went after Keith and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, red orange yellow green blue energy, red and yellow energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Golems, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Elemental Phoenixes, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at Keith and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, we attacked him with our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more with his gold-armored claws and firing energy slashes from his gold-plated claws and I left many more with my claws, and he, Kate Lloyd, Light Lily, Fi, and I attacked him hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving Keith insane and straight to the brink of insanity.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Time for you to burn, Keith! (ECHOING VOICE) BLAZING RAINBOW HELIX!
Lincoln fired superhot rainbow helix energy blasts from his massive white angel wings which hit Keith and burned him really bad and he also melted into sludge, and he was also sent to The Black Gates forever. Everyone cheered as Lincoln, Kate Lloyd, Light Lily, Fi, and I holstered our massive greatswords on our backs and powered down, and Kate Lloyd's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, gold halo, and massive dark brown angel wings are permanent, and Light Lily's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, gold halo, eleven massive and long blonde wolf tails, and massive blonde angel wings are permanent, and Fi's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, gold halo, eleven massive and long red orange wolf tails and three longer phoenix tails, and massive red orange angel wings and bigger phoenix wings are permanent.
Nico: That's another Goosebumps Monster taken down for good, and that was an awesome version of Zhuqiaomon's Blazing Helix you used, Lincoln.
Lincoln: Thanks, Nico. (To Aprina Arabella) And it's so good to see you again, Aprina Arabella.
Aprina Arabella: You too, Linky, it's been seven years since we last met.
Lincoln went up to Aprina Arabella and he hugged her, and Aprina Arabella is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you in seven years, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Aprina Arabella: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories and gold halo behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Qin: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know this beautiful fire fairy?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, Qin, this is Aprina Arabella, Queen of the Fire Fairies, she's my Guardian Angel and the Queen of The Fire Fairies of The Garden of Flames, an enchanted fairy village populated by The Fire Fairies. Aprina Arabella is a human sized fairy and she's a powerful and skilled fighter with incredible control over fire and possess many incredible powers over fire and magic.
Nico: Whoa.
May: That's right, and we found out about her, and she's really amazing.
Sabrina Lorelai: Lincoln met Aprina when he discovered a portal that led to The Garden of Flames in the secret garden he and his Guardian Angels know about, and he saved Aprina from an attack caused by a very deranged fairy-obsessed killer named Randall Williams, who was a major league problem for all of the Elemental Fairy Lands for years. Aprina was very impressed by Lincoln's strength, bravery, and courage along with his skills in combat and magic, so much so that like the promise he made with Lily the Mermaid and with his entire harem, he promised that when he came of age, he will marry her.
Me: Hey, I remember her all too well, she's one of the seven leaders of the Elemental Fairy Lands: The Seven Elemental Fairy Queens, and they're really powerful, and Lincoln saved them and the Elemental Fairy Lands from Randall Williams and sent him to The Russian Black Neptune Nuthouse for Looneys for the rest of his life.
Nico: That's really awesome, and he also made an impression in the Seven Elemental Fairy Queens by showing his strength, bravery, courage, intellect, and skills in combat and magic by taking down that basketcase.
Lincoln: And I swore that if that loon ever breaks out, I would kill him, and I made the same exact promise I made with Lily the Mermaid and with my entire harem, I promised that when I came of age, I will marry her and the other six Elemental Fairy Queens, now that you're here, Aprina.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Aprina Arabella in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Aprina Arabella: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Aprina Arabella's neck with crimson red gems on the gold lightning bolts and crimson red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Aprina Arabella: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Aprina Arabella.
Aprina Arabella had a smile on her faces and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around her and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips and she also returned it, and we cheered for them.
Nico: You okay now, Fluttershy?
Fluttershy was REALLY CRYING HARD!
Nico: Oh man.
Qin: That dirtbag Keith.
Me: What a motherfucking douchebag.
She was really crying hard as jets of tears were flowing out of her eyes.
Me: Poor Fluttershy.
Nico: Yeah.
Aprina Arabella: I saw what he did to Fluttershy and that was completely despicable and heartless.
Xenia: Yeah what a jerk.
Lola: So cruel.
Nico hugged her and so did Lincoln.
Me: Remember that nightmare she had about The Thing? Well seeing that monster Keith turned into traumatized her bad.
Xenia: Oh man.
Camie: That heartless monster. Using Fluttershy's nightmare like that.
Nico: I got an idea!
Nico went to Double D and gave him a wet willie.
But Edd whacked him on the head with a mallet before he could stick his finger in his ear!
WHAM!
Nico: OUCH!
Edd: Nico you know I'm far too intelligent to fall for such childishness.
Me: He's right. You have to get up pretty early in the morning to do something like that to Double D.
Nico: Oh you're right.
Qin: Yeah he is.
Nico: I got a better idea!
Nico started to tickle Fluttershy.
But the tickling was having no effect!?
Me: Whoa she is crying so hard that not even tickling effects her. Hmm. How about some squaredancing!?
Rainbow Dash: OH YEAH!
Pinkie Pie: Lets do it!
I put on my Cowboy hat! Nico, Pinkie, Rainbow and Yosemite Sam got ready.
Yosemite Sam: I loves me a good square dance!
Me: Let's all Square Dance! Places, all! Bow to your corner! Bow to your own!
Three hands up and round you go!
Break it up with a dosey doe.
Chicken in the bread pan, kickin' out dough.
Skip to ma Lou, my darling!
The old lady out, you pretty little thing!
Promenade around the ring!
Big foot up and little foot down!
Make that big foot jar the ground!
Lady step back and two gents in!
Back you go and forward again!
Step right up with an elbow swing!
Skip to ma Lou, my darling
Allemande left with the old left hand!
Follow through with a right-left grand!
Meet your honey with a great big smile!
Promenade Indian style!
Promenade across the floor!
Sashay right on out the door!
Out the door and into the glade,
And everybody promenade!
Step right up! You're doing fine.
I'll pull your beard! You pull mine!
Yank it again like you did before!
Break it up with a tug o'war!
Now into the brook and fish for the trout!
Dive right in and splash about!
Trout, trout, pretty little trout –
One more splash and come right out!
Shake like a hound dog! Shake again!
Wallow around in the ol' pig pen!
Wallow some more! You all know how.
Roll around like an ol' fat sow!
Allemande left with your left hand!
Follow through with a right-left grand!
Now leave your partner, the dirty ol' thing!
Follow through with an elbow swing!
Grab a fence post! Hold it tight!
Whomp your partner with all your might!
Hit him in the shin! Hit him in the head!
Hit him again! That critter ain't dead.
Whomp him low and whomp him high!
Stick your finger in his eye!
Pretty little rhythm, pretty little sound –
Bang your heads against the ground!
Promenade all around the room!
Promenade like a bride and groom!
Open up the door and step right in!
Close the door and into a spin!
Whirl, whirl, twist and twirl –
Jump all round like a flying squirrel!
Now don't you cuss and don't you swear!
Just come right out and form a square!
Now right hand over and left hand under,
Both join hands and run like thunder!
Over the hill and over the dale –
Duck your head and lift your tail!
Don't you stray and don't you roam
Turn around and promenade home
Corn in the crib pen, wheat in the sack!
Turn your partner and promenade back!
And now you're home. Bow to your partner. Bow to the gent across the hall. And that is all!
Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie beat up Nico and Sam as I had them dance like in the cartoon.
Nico: (Dazed) Anyone get the stupid number of that stupid car?
Maria: Is she cheered up yet?
Applejack: YEEHAW! That was great squaredancing.
Me: Thanks.
Maria: Is she cheered up yet?
Lincoln: Her crying has calmed down to a snails pace.
Fluttershy: (Sniffles) That was funny. But no amount of cheering up can help me get over what I saw that scared me.
Lincoln: Flutters that was horrible what happened.
Me: Yeah Fluttershy. Maybe some comfort from your animal friends back home can help when we're done here.
Nico: I'll call the mascots to cheer you up.
Me: Go for it.
Nico called them and then out came the mascots.
Poromon: We're here.
Manaphy: Oh Fluttershy what's wrong?
Nico: Long story.
May: Yeah it was bad.
We told them everything and it was shocking.
Jirachi: Oh man!
Tentacool: WHY THAT STUPID JERK! WHERE IS THAT JERK!?
Me: He's dead and given the black gates.
Tentacool: Aw man.
The mascots went and tried to cheer Fluttershy up.
Poromon hugged her.
Fluttershy: Oh thank you Poromon. (Sniffles)
Nico: You watched that cartoon Hillbilly Bunny didn't you?
Me: Yep. One of my favorites.
Qin: Mine too.
Lincoln: That was funny.
Laney: (LAUGHS) That was funny.
Nico: Yeah. While the mascots are trying to make Fluttershy better we got anothers to face.
Eli: Lets see who we have. (Concentrates) Whoa! We have Another Old Man Rolf, Universe 666 Eva, Heather, Anna Maria, Amy, Kat, Gmork, Phantom of Vasquez Castle and Zs'Skayr.
Me: Whoa! Universe 666 versions of the Sore Losers? Wow!
Zs'Skayr: Yes we found them after Lincoln added them into his harem and decided them would be perfect for the M.O.E.
Me: That's interesting.
Maria: Who do we call in for that?
Me: Tomoko Shiretoko and Amelia Cornflake. But the rest of them don't have archenemies yet. We haven't found any for them.
Nico: Call them in now. Figure out the rest later.
Me: Yeah I got word from Vypra that the universe 666 versions of the sore losers just joined the team so it's too soon.
Nico: Yeah and Gmork?
Me: Still thinking on him.
Nico: Okay.
Maria called them.
Amelia and Tomoko came.
Amelia Cornflake: Howdy everyone.
Tomoko: We heard what happened. Is Fluttershy okay?
Me: She's getting better slowly. It'll take some time.
Eli: I sense the Anothers minus Zs'Skayr are one person.
Me: Awesome.
Nico: There they are!
We saw Another Old Man Rolf, Universe 666 Eva, Heather, Anna Maria, Amy, Kat, Gmork and Phantom of Vasquez Castle!
Me: WHOA!
Eddy: Wow! Old Man Rolf! When I was knocked out I saw Rolf look just like that. He was a 100 year old kid.
Me: Geez!
Another Old Man Rolf: (In a girls voice) And I hate being old.
Lincoln: Fiona Felucia!? Whoa!
They merged and she reverted back and was a girl with magenta hair and purple and pink clothes and had purple eyes and she had pink angel wings and had an awesome keyblade.
Fiona Felucia: Awesome to see you again Lincoln and wow you grew into an awesome young man.
Lincoln: I know.
Nico: Care to introduce us Lincoln?
Lincoln: Sure. This is Fiona Felucia, Keyblade Knight of Felucia, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's also a powerful Jedi and a powerful force of epic power. She was born and raised on the planet, Felucia, and she has intense dark powers and is as strong as 500,000,000 Jedi Knights put together. She has all of their powers and uses the powers of the Light Side of the Force for Good. She is the Keyblade Knight of the planet, Felucia, and she witnessed the Jedi Knights' battles against The Sith, and she'd helped out in many of their battles against The Sith. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained me a lot about how to use the Keyblade and I'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and I became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained me on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained me a lot when it came to mastering The Light Side of The Force while Maridia Amidala trained me a lot when it came to mastering The Dark Side of The Force for Good, and over time, I became a powerful Master of The Light and Dark Side of The Force and I eventually became as strong as 900,000,000 Jedi Knights and 900,000,000 Sith Lords, and she taught me everything that she knows when it comes to using the powers of darkness.
Nico: Cool!
Me: Wow! The Keyblade Knight of the Planet Felucia. That is cool! And the plants there emit a potent hallucinogenic gas that makes people go nuts.
Fiona Felucia: That's right.
Eli: And it's also where the Battle of Felucia took place.
Fiona Felucia: Yep.
Nico: Sorry we have to do this.
Me: By the way is the Another Zs'Skayr friendly or hostile?
Fiona Felucia: Friendly and she is a really amazing one.
Me: Awesome.
Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and was separated from the Anothers!
We fired waves of energy blasts and blasted the Anothers and I caught the Wonder Ride Books.
Me: Awesome!
Qin: Now for Another Zs'Skayr.
Nico: All we can do now is wait.
Me: We don't have to wait long!
A figure came and it was ANOTHER ZS'SKAYR! But it was cloaked.
Me: Another Zs'Skayr.
Zs'Skayr: That is my mirror image in a cloak.
Me: Ectonurites are very phobic of the Sun and like Vampires they burn in it.
Qin: Yep,
Another Zs'Skayr: (In a girls voice) Yep. That is true.
Me: That voice.
She reverted back and was a girl that had blue hair, blue eyes and blue clothes and had Albatross Wings and she had a tiara with the symbol of the Albatross Dopant on it and the same symbol on her skirt and she had a Birdcall Magisword in her hand.
Me: Aileen Albatross! Wow!
Aileen Albatross: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: You too. Aileen is the embodiment of the Albatross Dopant and she has amazing mastery over Albatross Birds and also is a Giant Albatross Rider. And also she has mastery over the forces of the ocean and can summon the ghosts of the seas.
Zs'Skayr: Wow! That is really something. As an Ectonurite I can make ghosts but never summon them. Never tried that.
Aileen Albatross: That is cool.
Kaito: (gets out Zyuranger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Zocks: (gets out Jetman gear) Because we csn grant it instead.
Kaito got a Mighty Morphin Sword and Zocks got a Jetman Sword.
Aileen Albatross: No he didn't. I turned myself into a ghost and possessed Swartz and made him do all kinds of crazy stuff! I made him eat buckets and buckets of chum and then I flew out of him.
Me: Whoa!
Sakura Knudson: That explains why he was projectile vomiting in the toilet for 6 days straight.
Me: Geez!
Nico: Yeah!
Me: Nice one.
Sougo: (gets out Mighty Morphin Ridewatch) Can you also summon the ghosts of those dead fish Mr. Krabs fought that one time?
Geiz: (gets out Jetman Ridewatch) That actually did happen.
Sougo got TyrannoMightyMorphinArmor while Geiz got RedHawkArmor.
Lily: I remember seeing those fish from Floaters Cemetery! They were scary! And all that over a Soda Drinking hat.
Aileen Albatross: (LAUGHS) Yes I can do that.
Me: Nice.
Lincoln: Lets separate you first.
He fired a beam of light and separated her from the another.
Me: Rise and Shine!
I pulled out the Sun Gun and Fired a beam of sunlight and burned the Another all over!
Me: Sun Gun! Never leave home without it.
Nico: Nice!
Aileen fired a wave of water and drenched him.
Nico: Time for some ghost power! (ACTIVATES ZS'SKAYR AND PHANTOM OF VASQUEZ CASTLE'S RIDEWATCHES)
Nico fired waves of energy and blasted the Another.
May: This will be hairy! (ACTIVATES GOSSAMER'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired waves of energy and made the Another hairy!
May: IT'S THE CURSE OF EVIL TIM! IT HAS COME TO DISSECT OUR INTERNAL ORGANS AND FEED THEM TO THE MINIONS OF HADES!
Eddy: (LAUGHS) Stick to counting your teeth May! That's more Lumpy's department.
May: (LAUGHS) You're right. (ACTIVATES EVIL TIM'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired energy blast and blasted the Another.
Maria: You thought Jellyjam smelled bad, Mutant Dexter smells worse. (ACTIVATES MUTANT DEXTER AND BIG CHICKEN'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired energy and stench blasts.
Rei: Take this! (ACTIVATES PHANTOM OF VASQUEZ CASTLE'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired a wave of energy and blasted the Another.
Then Evil Star, Stormy, Glut, Tahnok Kal, Zebra Brothers and Evil Princess came.
Nico: Nice team Evil Star!
Evil Star: Thanks Nico.
Stormy: This will be fun!
?: It sure will!
Flame Man came.
Me: Whoa! Flame Man!
Nico: This one is hot!
Flame Man: (In a girls voice) I'm ready to burn!
Nico: Callie Flame!? Whoa!
Callie Flame: Awesome to see you again Nico. I got this.
She fired a blast of fire and blasted the Another and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it.
Me: Awesome!
Nico: YEAH!
Me: I'm afraid to ask but…
Callie Flame: Yeah I'm naked.
Me: Uh oh. I was afraid of that.
I put on my blind man glasses and the boys covered their eyes.
Me: It's going to hurt.
Callie Flame: I know.
Me: Here we go. (SNAPS FINGERS)
I snapped my fingers and she doubled over in pain and then she threw up fire and then fired a fireball and it went into Maria's mouth and went down her throat and then she screamed as she turned into pure water and was boiling!
Callie reverted back and she had neon orange hair and had red eyes and she had fire angel wings and had a flame symbol in the middle of her forehead.
Callie Flame: (Groans) That hurt. (GASP) Whoa Sorry Maria!
May: Yes! I didn't get his this time!
Maria then released a ball of water and then it went over to May and it popped and drenched her.
SPLASH!
May: I spoke too soon.
Callie Flame: (LAUGHS) Funny. (Sees herself) GAH! EYES TO YOURSELVES PERVERTS!
Rarity: Don't worry darling we can fix this.
The fashion brigade gave her new and amazing orange clothes and she had an awesome flame barrette on.
Callie Flame: Awesome outfit!
Nico: Yep.
Maria: Sorry, May!
May: No worries.
Callie Flame: That was funny.
Rei: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Callie Flame: When me and Nico went into a Meth Lab and incinerated it along with a bunch of notorious mobsters and killed them.
Nico: Yep. They were that dangerous.
Me: Good riddance.
Nico: Yep.
Nico and Callie hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Callie Flame: Same here.
We went back home.
Slappy was throwing a massive fit.
Slappy: (ENRAGED SCREAMING) DAMN THOSE ASSHOLES! THEY'RE RUINING EVERYTHING!
Bob Roth: All's not lost, my plans are going to work!
?: Oh, why don't you just shut up, you fat blob of flesh!
Suddenly, Bob Roth, Slappy, and the rest of Slappy's goons were suddenly confronted by Universe 666 Sebastian and the mind-controlled resurrected Universe 666 versions of The Z-Fighters' foes.
Universe 666 Sebastian Mendez: You imbeciles have already proven incompetent! You know what, I'd rather let Team Loud Phoenix Storm continue to rip you all to shreds, so that I can kill every last one of them myself! They're ruining my plan to rain death and destruction upon life on Earth and the universes beyond! And that also includes raining death and destruction upon you as well!
Universe 666 Sebastian Mendez fired blasts of poisonous darkness at Slappy, Bob Roth, and the rest of Slappy's goons. And it was also dissolving all of Slappy's plans for us.
Universe 666 Sebastian Mendez: (Demonic Deranged Grin) Have fun being ripped apart by Team Loud Phoenix Storm, and you can consider any deal you want to make with me null and void and all your plans are dead, I'd rather enjoy seeing you all squirm and cry in utter misery! (LAUGHING DEMONICALLY AND DERANGEDLY)
Universe 666 Sebastian Mendez and the mind-controlled resurrected Universe 666 versions of The Z-Fighters' foes disappeared in a tornado of infernal darkness leaving Slappy, Bob Roth, and the rest of Slappy's goons writhing in agony from the blasts of poisonous darkness he fired at them as his deranged demonic laughter echoed throughout the night.
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, Jimmy Neutron, Cindy Vortex, Sheen, Carl, and Libby are heading to the world of the mobile game, Tom and Jerry: Chase, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the fifteen girls here, but we're going to find out that this world has since merged with our world ever since we met Tom and Jerry years ago, and we're going to be meeting the counterparts of Tom, Jerry, and their friends.
And we're going to destroy an old enemy of Lincoln's, his name is Thomas Havelock, a mean cruel vicious monstrous asshole who terrorized Royal Woods for five years causing havoc and destruction by destroying public property, robbing banks, committing arson, and even murder, and even worse, he's tried numerous times to kill Lincoln and his Guardian Angels since he saw them as a threat to his reign of terror, but Lincoln shot that asshole right in the arm and he and his Guardian Angels took him down, and after they got him arrested, he got convicted and thrown into prison for the rest of his life.
Now, five years later, we got bad news: Slappy broke that asshole out of jail, but Thomas double-crossed him and his cohorts and slashed them in the faces and left to get revenge on Lincoln and his Guardian Angels on his own. There will be no mercy whatsoever on that asshole, Lincoln's sending him straight to The Black Gates after he gets through with thrashing him all over the place.
Me: Whoa, where on Earth are we?
Lincoln: Guys, you're in for one awesome treat, we're here in the world of the mobile game, Tom and Jerry: Chase.
Me: That mobile game that was mainly exclusive in China and Japan, but found its way to The US?!
Nico: Whoa, so this is where we are? This place is so awesome!
Lincoln: I know, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the fifteen girls here, but I also found out this world has since merged with our world ever since we met Tom and Jerry years ago, and we're going to be meeting the counterparts of Tom, Jerry, and their friends.
Just then, Tom and Jerry arrived.
Jerry: That's right, and we've been wanting to introduce you guys to this world and to our friends.
Tom: It's really awesome. Shall we?
We followed Tom and Jerry, and the place truly is amazing in every word: the places here are truly amazing, the places also range from the time of Knights, Kings, and Queens to the days of The Old West and from modern day to the future, and there's even worlds based on Ancient Chinese and Japanese Myth.
Me: Whoa, this place is really incredible!
?: I am glad that you think so, James.
Suddenly, we saw a pure white-furred cat with blue eyes and dressed in a train conductor uniform, but his uniform has the theme of Heaven.
Selene Arcangela: (GASPS) Cooper, Station Master of The Heavenly Express.
Lincoln: You know him, Selene?
Cooper: They do, Lincoln Loud. I was the one who brought them to Earth the day God had sent them to help you when you fell into your depression brought on by Chase Young's evil when you were ten years old.
Me: In other words, you also helped out when Lincoln fell into that depression when he was in Third Grade.
Selene Arcangela: You could say that he's also one of The Guardians of Lincoln Loud. Cooper has the power to see through the minds of others, he's knowledgeable, a great thinker, and at the same time, he's the embodiment of knowledge itself.
Nico: That's really amazing.
Suddenly, we met Cooper's counterparts: Mystic Nature Cooper, Grand Scholar Cooper, Park Ranger Cooper, Passionate Painter Cooper, Flight Attendant Cooper, Master Astrologist Cooper, Mr. Moneybags Cooper, Scholar of the Stars Cooper, and Illusion Master Cooper.
Jimmy Neutron: Leaping Leptons!
Laney: Wow, so those are Cooper's counterparts.
Tom: His counterparts are based on the stars, the Heavens, magic, knowledge, and life.
Cooper: Each of these individuals also have helped out with my tasks in The Heavenly Express and have also gone to Earth to defend those in need.
Eli: In other words, you're a group of feline angels sent from Heaven to help those in need.
Cooper: (Chuckles) Something like that, Eli, and of course, we're also joining Team Loud Phoenix Storm as well, since Thomas and Jerry had joined years ago ever since you first dealt with Ratigan.
Nico: So, our adventures were also being watched by Heaven as well, incredible.
Selene Arcangela: We always report back to Cooper who passes on the messages to God as well of our adventures.
Me: Amazing.
We continued on, and then, we came across an awesome and sweet looking mansion.
Me: Whoa, whoever lives here in this mansion has got to be a millionaire!
?: That would be me, and FYI, I'm actually a billionaire.
Suddenly, we were met by none other than Butch, leader of The Alley Cats, once a stray living on the streets, Butch once competed with Tom for the attention of Toodles Galore. Later on, he'd become a billionaire.
Me: Butch, wait I remember, once you were a stray alley cat living on the streets, but now, you've become a billionaire.
Butch (Tom and Jerry): Yep, and Tommy boy told me and the boys about you guys and we'd seen all the fights you'd gotten into.
Lincoln: Even the fights against some of the most dangerous villains in the universe.
Tom: We made sure to tell him that too. Speaking of, where are Topsy, Lightning, and Meathead?
Butch (Tom and Jerry): I'll get them.
Butch went outside and whistled. Just then, we saw three cats head our way: it was Topsy, Lightning, and Meathead, the Alley Cats and Butch's friends.
Meathead: Hey, you brought Team Loud Phoenix Storm with you, Butch?
Lightning (Tom and Jerry): No, stupid. They came here thanks to Tom and Jerry telling them of our place.
Topsy: Nice to finally meet you.
Me: You too.
Butch (Tom and Jerry) And we also got our other guests here too.
Just then, we were met by Butch's counterparts: Dr. Butch Frankenstein, Footballing Mecha Butch,
New Money Butch, Butchisaurus, Shocking Speed Butch, Kart King Butch, Ochre Boy Butch, Springtime Memories Butch, Coach Butch, Uncommon Gentleman Butch, Big Boss Butch, Santa Claus Butch, Private Butch, Battlefield Butch, Orange Glow Butch, Tennis Aficionado Butch, Stay at Home Dad Butch, and Gang Leader Butch.
Nico: Whoa! that's a lot of counterparts for you, Butch.
Dr. Butch Frankenstein: You did meet Cooper's counterparts, mind you.
Me: Oh right.
Just then, we also met the counterparts of Topsy: Illusionist Topsy, Silent Times Topsy, Aviator Topsy, Air Force Mechanic Topsy, Snowy Journey Topsy, Clever Clown Topsy, Prime Minister Topsy, Neon Nerd Topsy, Brave Little Sailor Topsy, Little Reindeer Topsy, AI Doctor Topsy, Honorary Doctor Topsy, Tropical Sunshine Topsy, Quiet Student Topsy, and Straight-A Student Topsy, Topsy's counterparts.
Then, we met the counterparts of Lightning: Lightning Racer, Kung Fu Master Lightning, All-Star Starter Lightning, All-Star Pitcher Lightning, MC Lightning, Casual Boy Lightning, Lightning Beast, 21st Century Leading Scorer Lightning, Star of the Field Lightning, Midnight Fantasy Lightning, Football Player Lightning, Hard Head Lightning, Outfielder Lightning, and Ace Pitcher Lightning.
And, we met the counterparts of Meathead: Steam Mobile Force Meathead, Scene Skater Meathead, Mighty Plumber Meathead, Distinguished Guest Meathead, Viking Marauder Meathead, Tireless Teenager Meathead, High School Hunk Meathead, King's Guard Meathead, New Age Trend Meathead, Honest Boy Meathead, Funny Boy Meathead, Low-Key Boy Meathead, and Casual Boy Meathead.
Lincoln: Whoa, and that's a lot of counterparts for Topsy, Lightning, and Meathead.
Nico: No fooling, but it's easy to recognize them from the prime versions of Topsy, Meathead, and Lightning.
Dr. Butch Frankenstein: Not so. We also have different abilities as well as powers.
Me: Right.
Then, we continued on through town and met with Toodles Galore, Toots, Tara, Kate, and Zuri, along with their counterparts, and we had to keep Hector, Wordsworth, and Mungo from going nuts around them or they'd get in huge trouble with Tom, Butch, Lightning, Topsy, and Meathead.
Tom: Good thing they're here to keep you lot in check or you'd be in trouble with us.
Suddenly, we saw a mysterious unique calico colored cat in the very center of the city and he was holding a fang pendant.
Jerry: (GASPS) Siffy. He's the cat I saved from Tom when he was a kitten, now he's grown up.
Suddenly, Siffy heard Jerry's voice and walked up to the mouse and he held out his hand, and as Jerry walked up onto his paw, Siffy lifted him up.
Siffy: Jerry?
Jerry: Yeah, it's me.
Siffy: You..., I remember you now. You were the one who saved me from... (Glares at Tom) You.
Me: Uh oh. I remember what happened, Tom was so jealous of Siffy, he tried to get rid of him, but Jerry stopped him and he got paddled hard.
Siffy: Yes, and in the cities, not even my own kind is trustworthy. Because of my solitude and always used to being alone and never communicated with them, I had a mysterious aura around me, and I eventually became an urban legend that is spread among cats, and many spotted me on tall buildings at the dead of night staring into the sky and immersed in thoughts.
Nico: And that pendant you have with you is a reminder of your connection with Jerry and how he'd saved you from Tom all those years ago.
Siffy: Exactly.
Tom: Now, you're going to meet some of my counterparts, and as you can guess, they're just as crazy as I am.
We headed into another part of town, and then, Tom whistled, and we were met by his counterparts: Erlang Shen Tom, Lotus and Carp Tom, King of Pop Tom, Ultimate Popstar Tom, Studious Senior Tom, Serious Scholar Tom, Cherry Blossom Charmer Tom, Lavish Nights Tom, Hip Hop Idol Tom, Merry Christmas Tom, Pumpkin Head Tom, Secret Agent Tom, Wedding Planner Tom, Philosopher Tom, Breezy Summer Tom, Professor Plaid Tom, Dog Disguise Tom, Gentleman Tom, and Rockabilly King Tom.
Me: Whoa!
Tom: And that's just the start.
Then, we met Musketeer Tom, Cowboy Tom, Guard Tom, and Angel Tom, and all their counterparts as well: Sir Tom, Hero of the West, Nightstalker, Mechanical Age, Wild Wild West, Space Cowboy, Greensleeves, Desert Merchant, Handsome Sheriff, Bounty Hunter, Legendary Sheriff Tom, World Tour, Texas Tom, Hopelessly Horus, Wandering Cowboy Cat, Inconspicuous Cowboy Cat, Retro Cowboy Cat, and Western Cowboy for Cowboy Tom.
Guard Tom's counterparts: Cyber Hunter Tom, Elven Noble Tom, Elven King Tom - Gilded, Tin Soldier Tom, Imperial Watchman, Stealth Ranger, Royal Commander, Wilderness Catcher, Virtuous Leader, Brave Captain, Field Trooper, Turnip Head, and Cake Protector for Guard Tom.
Musketeer Tom's counterparts: Wavebreaker Tom, Knight's Soul Tom, Wild Cherry Warrior Tom, Serene Swordmaster Tom, and Knight's Honor Tom.
And Angel Tom's counterpart: Heavenly Herald.
Nico: (Whistles)
Me: Whoa, Tom's got a lot of counterparts, so much so we can't keep count.
Jerry: Wait 'til you meet mine, but first, we should go meet my friends as well. Cousin Muscles is also here as well.
We then headed into another part of town, and we were met by Tuffy, Jerry's always hungry nephew, Jerry's second cousin, The Magician, Topo the Italian mouse Tom and Jerry met in Italy, Jerry's Uncle Pecos, Marie, Michelle and her brother, Miko, Marie, Guardsman, Nipper, Fairy Godmother, Dodo, Cherie, Mousketeer Lilli, and we also met up with Cousin Muscles.
Miko: Aha, the world famous Team Loud Phoenix Storm, I've been wanting to get an interview with all of you one of these days.
Jerry: Miko's a professional journalist and Michelle's brother, they're from a wealthy family, and he's pursued that dream of his for years, now here he is: a professional journalist who's gone all over the world and done many interviews.
Me: Awesome.
Michelle: And my brother's heard about everything with that dirty puppet, Slappy.
Miko: And my sources indicate that Slappy's got an endgame plan, and that there's 3 or 4 who aren't in Team Loud Phoenix Storm, and they're from The Goosebumps Books.
Nico: Whoa, and whatever Slappy's got planned, it's not good.
Tuffy: Which is why we need to stop them at once.
Just then, we met the counterparts of Tuffy, Jerry's always hungry nephew, Jerry's second cousin, The Magician, Topo the Italian mouse Tom and Jerry met in Italy, Jerry's Uncle Pecos, Marie, Michelle and her brother, Miko, Marie, Guardsman, Nipper, Fairy Godmother, Dodo, Cherie, Mousketeer Lilli, and Cousin Muscles Mouse, and they are literally numerous.
Lincoln: Whoa, now that's a lot of mice.
Tuffy: You ain't just whistling Dixie.
Jerry: Now, you're going to meet my counterparts and Tuffy's.
Just then, Jerry and Tuffy whistled and we met Jerry's counterparts: Detective Jerry, Robin Hood Jerry
Pirate Jerry, King Jerry, Mouseketeer Jerry, Cowboy Jerry, Devil Jerry, Angel Jerry, and Conductor Jerry and their counterparts as well.
Then, we met Tuffy's counterparts: Mouseketeer Tuffy, Devil Tuffy, Angel Tuffy, Detective Tuffy, and Robin Hood Tuffy and their counterparts as well.
Eli: Wow.
Butch (Tom and Jerry): Now, that you've met all of us and our counterparts as well, it's time we got down to business, have you guys heard of a bad guy named Thomas Havelock?
Lincoln and his Guardian Angels gasped!
Lincoln: Thomas Havelock?! That's impossible, we sent him to prison five years ago after I kicked that bastard's butt!
Nico: Whoa, this guy sounds like he's bad news.
Selene Arcangela: He sure is, and you'll really hate him, Thomas Havelock's a mean cruel vicious monstrous asshole who's terrorized Royal Woods for five years causing havoc and destruction by destroying public property, robbing banks, committing arson, and even murder, and even worse, he's tried numerous times to kill Lincoln and all his Guardian Angels since he saw them as a threat to his reign of terror, but Lincoln shot that asshole right in the arm and he and his Guardian Angels took him down, and after they got him arrested, he got convicted and thrown into prison for the rest of his life.
Miko: I'm afraid that will be impossible, I heard from sources that Slappy broke him out of jail, but Thomas double-crossed him and his cohorts and slashed them in the faces and left to get revenge on Lincoln and his Guardian Angels on his own.
We gasped.
Lincoln: That good-for-nothing sewage eating rotten piece of termite food! There's going to be no mercy whatsoever on that asshole, I'm sending him straight to The Black Gates after I get through with thrashing him all over the place.
Suddenly, we saw seven girls head our way with long blond hair, large busts, and massive blond angel wings and sleeveless crop tops, skirts, and knee-high boots matching the colors of the rainbow, and long white sleeveless trenchcoats with elemental forces on the coattails and the Dino Rangers on the backs of the trenchcoats and holstered on their backs are massive greatswords, and with them are the fifteen girls.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Aina Marikawa, Gene-Slammer of Grimlock, Chie Marikawa, Gene-Slammer of Swoop, Etsuko Marikawa, Gene-Slammer of Slug, Hana Marikawa, Gene-Slammer of Snarl, Kaori Marikawa, Gene-Slammer of Scorn, Mika Marikawa, Gene-Slammer of Slash, and Rio Marikawa, Gene-Slammer of Sludge.
Aina Marikawa: That's right, and we got the girls away from that destructive asshole. But, we really pissed him off in a big way.
?: (ENRAGED SCREAM) LINCOLN LOUD, I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU AND EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU BITCHES FOR THROWING ME IN PRISON!
We then saw our target, a male dressed in a red prison jumpsuit, messy black hair, extremely muscled, and red eyes full of hate: it was Thomas Havelock!
Sylvester: So, all we need to do is get rid of this wiseguy and we're done.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: I'm gonna make this bastard suffer dearly for everything he's done! Come on, team, let's get that bastard and tear him apart!
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demonic Dark Knight Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Greatsword of Demonic Dark Knight Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade of Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Jimmy Neutron and his team, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Eternal Night Dream Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Thomas Havelock, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto Thomas Havelock' pecs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking the hulking bastard dry of all of his blood, massive muscle mass, virility, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger.
When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from Thomas Havelock's chest and went back into Lincoln, Thomas Havelock was now weak and thin as a rake and completely drained of blood and dead, and then, Lincoln sent his spirit to The Black Gates. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: I never ever want to see your ugly mug here again, Havelock. I warned you that if you were to ever get out, I'd hunt you down and kill you, now you reap what you sow! (To the Marikawa Sisters) And it's so good to see you and your sisters again, Aina.
Aina Marikawa: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met.
Lincoln went up to The Marikawa Sisters and he hugged them, and The Marikawa Sisters are very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since they last saw him, and they also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and they had an atomic red blush on their faces, and the atomic red blush on their faces soon became even deeper when they saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you nine since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Chie Marikawa: My word, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories and gold halo behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness.
Etsuko Marikawa: You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.
Hana Marikawa: You said it, plus, we've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know them?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D.
Selene Emperyous: And so do we, these girls are Aina Marikawa, Gene-Slammer of Grimlock, Chie Marikawa, Gene-Slammer of Swoop, Etsuko Marikawa, Gene-Slammer of Slug, Hana Marikawa, Gene-Slammer of Snarl, Kaori Marikawa, Gene-Slammer of Scorn, Mika Marikawa, Gene-Slammer of Slash, and Rio Marikawa, Gene-Slammer of Sludge A.K.A. The Marikawa Sisters: these seven girls are Lincoln's Guardian Angels from Japan and nurses at his school, and they're also the sisters of Shizuka Marikawa, and surprisingly only a few knew one fact, Shizuka and her sisters are octuplets. They are also doctors capable of healing wounds Lincoln would suffer through and they also developed medicine that can heal illnesses that would normally take days to heal through.
Nico: Whoa, I never knew about any medicines that can heal illnesses quickly. Usually, they take days to heal through.
Lincoln: Their expertise in medicine helped greatly from the wounds I'd gotten from my enemies or Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan.
Michelle Emperyous: The Marikawa Sisters even Shizuka have all fallen in love in Lincoln, so much so that when they heard about what Killjoy Huggins had done, they slipped some extremely powerful laxatives in Killjoy Huggins' lunch which resulted in Killjoy Huggins suffering a powerful diarrhea that caused him to crap all over the teacher's lounge with the other teachers and Superintendent Chen in it which resulted in Killjoy Huggins getting a two year suspension. Each sister has yellow hair and the same bust as Shizuka but with different clothing: Aina has red, Chie has green, Etsuko has blue, Hana has pink, Kaori has indigo, Mika has purple, and Rio has orange.
Laney Emperyous: To show thanks for always helping him, Lincoln kissed each of the Marikawa Sisters on the lips and they hate Lewis Travolta with a blazing passion, the reason why is because he tried to scam Lincoln's school of their money. But, Lincoln and the Marikawa Sisters saw right through his trick and laced Lewis Travolta's lunch with the same laxatives that were used with Killjoy Huggins which resulted in Lewis Travolta crapping all over his own car inside and out resulting in complete humiliation.
Eli: Jeez, so any who dare to cross them wind up digesting those laxatives and it leads to diarrhea trouble.
Lincoln: Yep, that's what happens when someone tries to cross them, and now that you seven are here.
Lincoln went up to each of The Marikawa Sisters and he hugged them in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of their necks, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Aina Marikawa: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, seven Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on The Marikawa Sisters' necks with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with nine white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Chie Marikawa: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Marikawa Sisters.
The Marikawa Sisters had a smile on their faces and tears in their eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around them and he leaned down to each of their faces and kissed them on the lips and they also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the fifteen girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The fifteen girls are Asuka, Fuga, Fuuma, Haruka, Hikage, Kosuzu, Miyabi, Motochika, Murakumo, Murasaki, Reika, Reki, Ryoubi, Ryouki, and Ryouna from Senran Kagura.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Asuka, Fuga, Fuuma, Haruka, Hikage, Kosuzu, Miyabi, Motochika, Murakumo, Murasaki, Reika, Reki, Ryoubi, Ryouki, and Ryouna from Senran Kagura.
Nicole: Whoa, awesome.
Lincoln: Are you girls okay?
Asuka: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Asuka and the other fourteen girls saw who it was that saved them from Thomas Havelock, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white choker collar with gold accents and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura around him.
Asuka: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made fourteen clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Asuka: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, fifteen Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Asuka, Fuga, Fuuma, Haruka, Hikage, Kosuzu, Miyabi, Motochika, Murakumo, Murasaki, Reika, Reki, Ryoubi, Ryouki, and Ryouna with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to the World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team was shocked to find out the villain we went after was Thomas Havelock, a mean cruel vicious monstrous asshole who terrorized Royal Woods for five years causing havoc and destruction by destroying public property, robbing banks, committing arson, and even murder, and even worse, he's tried numerous times to kill Lincoln and his Guardian Angels since he saw them as a threat to his reign of terror, but Lincoln shot that asshole right in the arm and he and his Guardian Angels took him down, and after they got him arrested, he got convicted and thrown into prison for the rest of his life. Now, five years later, we got the bad news that Slappy broke that asshole out of jail, but Thomas double-crossed him and his cohorts and slashed them in the faces and left to get revenge on Lincoln and his Guardian Angels on his own.
But, when Lincoln showed what we did in thrashing that asshole, and Lincoln firing those vacuum tubes from his chest that latched onto Thomas Havelock and he sucked him dry of all of his blood, massive muscle mass, virility, and physical strength and sent him to The Black Gates, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him all over the place. Lincoln and The Marikawa Sisters have a lot of catching up to do now that they're back in town, and we recruited Tom and Jerry's friends and their counterparts to the team.
Maria: Whoa, so you guys not only met the rest of Tom and Jerry's friends and their counterparts, but you also trashed that asshole, Thomas Havelock.
Nico: And Lincoln sucked him dry of all of his blood, massive muscle mass, virility, and physical strength and sent him to The Black Gates.
Lincoln: Slappy went way too far getting my old enemies involved, now he's really going to get it.
Sebastian Mendez: He will in the future, and so will Bob Roth and all his other cohorts.
After meeting Tom and Jerry's friends and their counterparts and destroying Thomas Havelock for good, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when The Marikawa Sisters saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, they had an atomic red blush on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were bleeding.
Aina Marikawa: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever.
Chie Marikawa: He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of.
Etsuko Marikawa: If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under some very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, girls, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Hana Marikawa: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from a little boy into a really big, really strong, and really powerful man.
Mika Marikawa: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Nico: Yep. So, girls, what memories did you have with Lincoln?
The Marikawa Sisters put up a video, and it showed Lincoln and Shizuka and The Marikawa Sisters out at Lake Huron, and Lincoln was in his swim trunks and Shizuka and The Marikawa Sisters were in colored two-piece bikinis.
Past Shizuka Marikawa: This is so awesome, a nice beautiful day at Lake Huron.
Past Lincoln: It sure is, Shizuka.
Suddenly, Lincoln caught the scent of blood in the air and his eleven massive and long white tails had gone wild.
Past Aina Marikawa: Oh, shit. Trouble?
Past Lincoln: Yep.
Suddenly, they saw a massive army of hulking muscular beach bullies heading right for Lincoln and the Ashida Sisters and they were out to kill them, and Lincoln found out it was on the orders of Lynn. Suddenly, Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of the massive army of hulking muscular beach bullies, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking the hulking muscular beach bullies dry of all of their blood, massive muscle mass, virility, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his eleven massive and long white tails and he was growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the bullies and went back into Lincoln who was now even larger in muscle mass and even more taller and stronger and much more imposing and his orange swim trunks have stretched out even more thanks to the sudden muscle mass increase, and the bullies were now weak and thin as a rake and completely drained of blood.
Past Chie Marikawa: Linky, are you alright?
Past Lincoln: I'm okay, Chie, this always happens whenever Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, or Luan send that massive army of hulking muscular beach bullies after me.
Past Hana Marikawa: True, you always wind up getting larger in muscle mass and even more taller and stronger than ever. Of course, you know this means Lori's getting her ass kicked when we get back. (Seductively) But, first.
Suddenly, The Marikawa Sisters seductively walked up to and pounced on Lincoln, and they kissed him all over the place: his face, his massive arms and biceps, his massive pecs, eight-pack abs, and legs, and he was literally both dazed and in Heaven.
Past Lincoln: (In Heaven) Now, that...was so...awesome.
Lincoln wrapped his massive eleven and long white wolf tails around the waists of The Marikawa Sisters and brought them closer to him as he hugged them all and not only did he kiss them, but he also bit them on their necks with his fangs as the video ended.
May: Ooh boy, you girls really pulled out the stops on the seduction and made Lincoln go crazy when you pounced on him.
Mika Marikawa: He was so cute. And after we had our passionate make-out session, and we found out from Linky that Lynn was the one who sent those bullies after us.
Luna: Yep, and needless to say, that belching farting overly aggressive gorilla got thrown in another titanium cage like the gorilla that she is! (Snickers) Plus, when we saw our bro covered in lipstick marks on his face, his massive arms and biceps, his massive pecs, eight-pack abs, and legs, and with an In Heaven look in his eyes and face blushing, we wanted to take a picture of it.
Lily: But, we had a lot of them in the past and I have no room for anymore photos in the albums, and Lynn went way too far that day, we even reprimanded her big time, and I went as far as to whack her cage with a mallet ten times.
Luan: You made Lynn throw up and fart big time when you did that, Lily, and thank goodness we had on gas masks.
Nico: Sheesh, so one hit to the cage Lynn was in and she winds up throwing up and farting, ew, that's disgusting.
Lincoln: That's what happens when we deal with Lynn.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Animated Flashpoint, Universe 666 Eva, Universe 666 Da Ji, Simulator Jessica Rabbit, Simulator Kim Possible, Simulator Shego, Simulator Katara, Simulator Suki, Simulator Mai, and Simulator Princess Yue are heading to Sirena Beach.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Animated Flashpoint, Universe 666 Eva, Universe 666 Da Ji, Simulator Jessica Rabbit, Simulator Kim Possible, Simulator Shego, Simulator Katara, Simulator Suki, Simulator Mai, and Simulator Princess Yue are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Animated Flashpoint, Universe 666 Eva, Universe 666 Da Ji, Simulator Jessica Rabbit, Simulator Kim Possible, Simulator Shego, Simulator Katara, Simulator Suki, Simulator Mai, and Simulator Princess Yue all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Simulator Jessica Rabbit: Wow, so, this is Sirena Beach, it sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Jessica, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Animated Flashpoint, Universe 666 Eva, Universe 666 Da Ji, Simulator Jessica Rabbit, Simulator Kim Possible, Simulator Shego, Simulator Katara, Simulator Suki, Simulator Mai, and Simulator Princess Yue dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball match, and Animated Flashpoint, Universe 666 Eva, Universe 666 Da Ji, Simulator Jessica Rabbit, Simulator Kim Possible, Simulator Shego, Simulator Katara, Simulator Suki, Simulator Mai, and Simulator Princess Yue got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails. But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he sucked out all of their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Animated Flashpoint, Universe 666 Eva, Universe 666 Da Ji, Simulator Jessica Rabbit, Simulator Kim Possible, Simulator Shego, Simulator Katara, Simulator Suki, Simulator Mai, and Simulator Princess Yue and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Animated Flashpoint, Universe 666 Eva, Universe 666 Da Ji, Simulator Jessica Rabbit, Simulator Kim Possible, Simulator Shego, Simulator Katara, Simulator Suki, Simulator Mai, and Simulator Princess Yue placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Sirena Beach, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!
Suddenly, ten Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Animated Flashpoint, Universe 666 Eva, Universe 666 Da Ji, Simulator Jessica Rabbit, Simulator Kim Possible, Simulator Shego, Simulator Katara, Simulator Suki, Simulator Mai, and Simulator Princess Yue with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Animated Flashpoint, Universe 666 Eva, Universe 666 Da Ji, Simulator Jessica Rabbit, Simulator Kim Possible, Simulator Shego, Simulator Katara, Simulator Suki, Simulator Mai, and Simulator Princess Yue are in your harem.
Kurumu: We knew Animated Flashpoint had feelings for Linky, and at least, Universe 666 Eva and Universe 666 Da Ji are much more better than the prime universe versions of them.
Me: Yeah, Eva was a rageholic, angry, bad-tempered monster and Da Ji was a conniving, lying, back-stabbing, sadistic witch, thank goodness we got rid of them both.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Animated Flashpoint, Universe 666 Eva, Universe 666 Da Ji, Simulator Jessica Rabbit, Simulator Kim Possible, Simulator Shego, Simulator Katara, Simulator Suki, Simulator Mai, and Simulator Princess Yue, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.
Me: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!
Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!
Luna: DUDE, YOU WOULDN'T DARE, YOU KNOW FLIP'S LACTOSE INTOLERANT!
Then, the the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!
Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three-cheeked butt like crazy!
Flip stopped farting like crazy.
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you disgusting three butt-cheeked mutant!
Nico: Damn, now that was wild!
Me: Those laxatives were really powerful, damn.
Later it was time for another awesome Super Mario Galaxy 2 adventure.
Nico: Next is Boulder Bowl Galaxy
Me: Cool! We're going to roll and smash.
Donkey Kong: Me and Thing will go.
Nico: All right! This will be fun.
They went in and the Simulator activated and they were at Boulder Bowl Galaxy!
Nico: Wow!
Thing: This is cool!
Nico: Any tips, Nicole?
Nicole: (On the radio) Well you guys are going to face Rolladillo there right?
Nico: Yeah.
Nicole: Well I'll tell you how to face him when you get there. But for this galaxy you are going to roll and smash your way there.
Thing: All right! Love good rolling and smashing. It's Clobbering Time!
Nico: Yeah!
Donkey Kong: Time to see how Mario does it
?: I'll help too!
A girl with yellow hair and red eyes and red clothes and red angel wings came and she had Sir Ivan's Lightning Sword as well as a tiara with the symbol of the Dino Charge Rangers on it and the same symbol on her skirt.
Rhonda Kyoryuger: Rhonda Kyoryuger, Embodiment of the Dino Charge Rangers is here!
Nico: Whoa! Awesome to meet you Rhonda.
Rhonda Kyoryuger: Same here. I'll tell you more about me later.
Nico: Right lets go!
Thing: IT'S CLOBBERING TIME!
Donkey Kong: HERE COMES DONKEY KONG!
They ran and Thing rolled into a ball and smashed the Goombas all over and Donkey Kong did the same and smashed the Goombas.
Rhonda Kyoryuger: It's about to get wild!
Nico: YEAH!
She fired a blast of lightning from her sword!
Rhonda Kyoryuger: By the way I HATED ALL THAT Lovey Dovey crap going on with Sledge and Poisandra! BLECH!
Me: (GAGS) That was disgusting!
Eli: EW! Yuck!
Me: No offense ladies but I would never be like that.
Varie: None taken but yeah.
Nico: I can think of better pairings!
Me: Me too!
Rhonda Kyoryuger: I agree!
They flew and found a bunch of bowling pins.
Thing: Time to roll!
He rolled and got them all knocked down!
STEEERIKE!
Nico: Yeah!
They flew and got to a ball and out came ROLLADILLO!
Nico: Rolladillo!
Nicole: Okay you have to hit him in the butt. See that open spot in his armor?
They saw it.
Nicole: When you see that spot hit him.
Rhonda Kyoryuger: You got it!
Nico: (gets out Zs'Skayr and Gentleman Ghost's Ridewatches) Goin Ghost!
Danny Phantom: HEY! That's my line!
Nico: Sorry!
He activated them and fired waves of energy and it hit Rolladllo's butt and smashed him down!
Donkey Kong: We're literally gonna kick your ass!
He fired coconuts and they hit Rolladillo in his butt!
Then Rolladillo got steaming mad!
Me: WHOA! Now he is mad!
Thing: Lets do a combo!
Rhonda Kyoryuger: You got it!
She fired a wave of lightning and Thing rolled into a ball and they bashed Rolladillo in his butt and smashed him down and then he exploded and out came the star!
Rhonda Kyoryuger: Monster Extinct!
Nico: Yeah!
They went and got the star!
YOU GOT A STAR!
Nico: YEAH!
Rhonda Kyoryuger: That was fun!
They high five!
Donkey Kong did his howl of victory!
Thing: Tell us more about yourself
Rhonda Kyoryuger: Sure. I'm a paleontologist and Museum Tour Guide and I give awesome educational tours to the kindergartners of the schools in the area.
Nico: That's awesome. They must really love that.
Rhonda Kyoryuger: Oh they do.
Nico: Would you like to join the team?
Rhonda Kyoryuger: I would be honored.
They left and we cheered wildly for them.
Poromon: I hope Fluttershy's okay now
Me: Amy's looking out for her.
Nico: Boy Poromon I'm really impressed that your Happy Helmet gave that girl a Total and Complete 180.
Poromon: We don't deserve all the credit. Stimpy made it first.
Nico: Yeah he sure did.
Me: I'm proud of you guys.
Eli: Yeah.
Poromon: Thanks.
Me: It's probably going to be a long time before Samey can forgive Amy for everything that happened.
Nico: Yeah. But nobody can stay mad at someone forever.
Qin: Yeah.
Fluttershy was sniffling and Amy was comforting her.
Amy: It'll be okay Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: Oh Amy it was horrible.
Angel Bunny and some of Fluttershy's animal friends were helping her.
Then Cricket chirping was heard.
Me: Hey guys I hear crickets.
Nico: It's not even nighttime even though we are 528,000 feet up.
Cricket chirps were heard.
Emma: Can you guys go check it out?
Me: Yeah.
We then saw the mascots at the table and they had a cage full of crickets and the mascots were feeding them grass.
Me: Cool you have crickets.
Poliwag: Yeah.
Me: Where did you find them?
Poromon: Well…
Earlier…
Poromon: Who are you guys?
Cricket: We are the Cricket Force. I am Lady Sergeant Venra and this is my platoon.
Poromon: Awesome to meet you.
Venra: We would like to join you all to help you out.
Poromon: Okay.
They jumped into a cage.
Lily: Nice to meet you guys
Venra: Same here.
Me: Awesome having you all with us.
Cricket: Don't worry we are spinach eating crickets.
Me: I can help with that.
I pulled out a can of spinach and gave them some.
Venra: Thanks.
They ate it and then…
BOING BING!
They turned the cage into a perfect home for them.
Poliwag: Could you cheer Fluttershy up?
Venra: Sure.
They went and did so and they showed that she should not be afraid of monsters like that. It was hard to face those fears but running from them makes them stronger. But facing them makes them weaker.
Triggerhappy: What are they saying?
Me: That she should face her fears instead of running from them.
Triggerhappy: Oh.
Nico: Yeah.
Horsea: Feel better, Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: (Sniffles) A little. Thank you.
Me: She's so sensitive.
Venra: We can see that. Poor girl.
Lola: Yeah
Sureshot: Please don't cry anymore
Fluttershy: I'll try not to.
Me: Sureshot don't rush feelings like this. It takes time.
Sureshot: I know. Sorry.
Lana: No worries.
Ransack: Boss, who gets to shine today?
Nico: Hay Lin, Ed, Edd, Eddy, Onua, and Moondancer.
Hay Lin: Oh yeah!
Moondancer: This will be fun!
Ed: Yeah!
Edd: This will be intriguing.
Eddy: I'm ready!
Onua: Me too!
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it was none other than Dr. Fritz Fredericks, and he's come back along with the rebuilt Evil Camera, and he's causing havoc once more. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh dear God!
Lincoln sounded the alarm and we rushed in.
Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, the next Goosebumps Monster is none other than Dr. Fritz Fredericks, and he's come back along with the rebuilt Evil Camera, and he's causing havoc once more.
We gasped.
Nico: That fucked-up mad scientist and that evil camera have come back?! SLAPPY, NOW YOU HAVE GONE TOO FUCKING FAR!
Me: You said a mouthful.
Sebastian Mendez: Slappy's already getting himself that close to dying a very painful death, but let him keep sending his minions, we'll kill every last one of them!
Lincoln: And that's one promise we're fulfilling.
Me: Yeah.
Nico: We won't stop until the Goosebumps Monsters are defeated and put down for good. Come on, gang, we got to head to Pitts Landing and help Greg Banks, Shari Walker, Michael Warner, and Doug "Bird" Arthur destroy The Evil Camera and Dr. Fritz Fredericks.
Lincoln: And when they hear that Slappy was the one who brought them back, there's going to be Hell to pay.
Me: Oh man!
I went over and got the book for Say Cheese and Die.
Me: This was a crazy one!
Maria: We defeated that one easily before. But it probably learned from its' mistakes.
Me: Maybe. And we destroyed that camera and threw that mad scientist in jail.
Qin: Yeah. I wasn't with you all when that happened though.
Lola: It was a crazy one.
Nico: Yeah.
Me: This is a list of photos.
I showed everyone what went down.
Michael Warner: Photo taken of him shows him falling down from the railing of the Coffman House basement staircase.
Mr. Banks' new Ford Taurus: Photo shows the car completely destroyed. Mr. Banks gets into a nasty accident later.
Terry Banks: Photo taken of him shows him outside with a worried expression on his face.
Douglas "Bird" Arthur: Photo taken of him laying unconscious on the baseball field after being struck head-first with a baseball, body in an uncomfortable position.
The Banks Family (Dream): Photo Greg takes of them at their backyard picnic shows Greg's mom, dad and brother Terry as skeletons.
Shari Walker: Photo taken of her doesn't show her, causing her to vanish from existence later at her birthday party. Nullified after Greg ripped the photo in half.
Greg Banks: Photo shows Greg and Shari on the playground, trembling in fear from a shadowy figure.
Dr. Fritz Fredericks Photo taken shows him dead on the floor of the Coffman House basement after Shari takes his picture, causing him to die of fright.
Joey Ferris and Mickey Ward: It's never revealed what the photo was or what befell them.
Jonathan: Photo taken of him on the ground in pain, cluching his foot after being impaled by a giant carpenter's nail.
Shari Walker: Photo taken of her comes out as a negative. This causes her to rapidly lose weight. Nuillified after Terry changed it into a positive.
Greg Banks: Photo taken of him being over 300 pounds. This causes him to rapidly gain weight. Nullified after Terry turned it into a negative
Greg Banks: Photo taken of him with scaly reptile skin. His flesh begins to fall off, being replaced by scales. Nullified after Terry turned it into a negative.
Greg and his class: It's never revealed what the photo was or what befell them.
Reena Jacobs: Photo taken of her shows her eyes red. She instantly suffers an intense burning sensation from her eyes and a redness that stays permanent until the camera is defeated.
Karla Mayer: Photo taken of her shows just her arm. She then seriously injures her arm in a basketball game.
Julie Martin: Photo taken of her gets caught in the camera mechanism, which causes her to have a sharp pain in her torso, as if she's being cut in half.
Twin Forks Middle School (dream): Photo shows the entire school as skeletons after Julie takes a picture of them.
Becka and Greta: Photo taken of them shows them with green alligator skin, which immediately befalls them.
Sammy Martin: Photo taken of him has his head replaced by a bee's head. His head immediately starts growing yellow fuzz and he can only speak in buzzing sounds.
Julie Martin: Photo taken of her shows her falling off the school diving board to her death. She manages to stop the prediction from happening. This in turn, nullified all the other photos taken by the camera.
Douglas "Bird" Arthur: Instead of Michael (due to not being in the episode adaptation), the photo is taken of Bird falling from the railing of the Coffman House basement staircase.
Mr. Banks' new car: Photo shows the car completely destroyed.
The Banks family (dream): Photo taken of them at their backyard picnic shows them as skeletons
Shari Walker: Photo doesn't show her, causing her to vanish from existence. Nullified after Greg rips the photo later on.
Dr. Fritz Fredericks: When Shari uses the camera on Fredericks it causes him to be sucked inside the camera. He screams to be released until he's eventually freed by Joey Ferris and Mickey Ward.
Unnamed man: Photo taken of him shows him unconscious. As he chases Greg, the stairs break under him, causing him to fall through the basement floor of the remains of the Coffman House, knocking him out.
Shari Walker: Photo taken of her comes out as a negative. This causes her to rapidly lose weight.
Greg Banks: Photo taken of him being over 300 pounds. This causes him to rapidly gain weight. Both Greg and Shari's photos are nullified after having Terry reverse the photos at the photo-mart.
Mr. Saur: Photo taken of him shows him bald. His hair immediately begins to fall out.
When it was done everyone was shocked!
Twilight Sparkle: That was horrible!
Me: Yep.
I went over how we faced it before in chapter 792 and it was brutal.
We I was done everyone was horrified.
Eddy: Now I see why it's me, Double D, and Ed's time to shine here! Because of our experience with the cursed phone.
Me: Yep.
Qin: Man I wasn't with you all when that happened but that was awful!
Nico: Yeah it was.
Xenia: Many people got SERIOUSLY hurt from that thing.
Camie: That camera is a torture device waiting to happen.
Nico: Who knows how many victims it's claimed this time?
Luan: THAT CAMERA HAS POISONED OUR WATER SUPPLY, BURNED OUR CROPS AND DELIVERED A PLAGUE ONTO OUR HOUSES!
All of us: It did?
Luan: NO! But are we going to sit here and wait until it does?
Me: No!
Nico: That was funny.
The previous group came.
Dr. Polaris: Can me, Anti Wanda, Rex Goodwin, Raven Branwen, Chemistro, Bonz, Roxy Rocket, Nergal, Duff Killigan, and Black Spider go with you guys?
Nico: Yes you guys can come with.
Laney: We're going after that camera and Dr. Fredericks next.
Dr. Polaris: Oh boy.
Snaptrap: Boss, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Plant Man next.
Qin: Cool!
Laney: Nature next.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed four dark energy signals with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than The Moon, a member of the Vampire King's court in the Adventure Time miniseries "Stakes", and she's come back to get her revenge on Marceline, Finn, and Jake. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh no.
Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and Finn, Jake, Marceline, you three and the rest of our friends from Ooo aren't going to like it one bit: the figure and dark energy we sensed belongs to The Moon, one of the members of The Vampire King's court, and she's come back to get her revenge on you guys for killing her.
Finn: What the jug?!
Jake: Oh no, not her.
Marceline: Should've known she'd be back, and you guys don't know this, but The Vampire King, The Moon, The Empress, The Fool, and The Hierophant are the most dangerous and powerful vampires ever to plague the Kingdom of Ooo. I defeated them and absorbed their essences and regained my powers long ago, I thought I was rid of them for good.
Tsuki Moonface: If Slappy brought them back, then, he's really toying with death now.
Cooper: He was the one who brought them back, Tsuki.
Nico: Figures, so five of the most dangerous and powerful vampires ever to plague the Kingdom of Ooo are back for revenge, this is going to be one dangerous battle, but we're ready. Alright, gang, let's go, we're heading to Pitts Landing to help Greg Banks, Shari Walker, Michael Warner, and Doug "Bird" Arthur destroy The Evil Camera and Dr. Fritz Fredericks.
Lincoln: And when they hear that Slappy was behind his return, it's not going to end well, and once we get done with Fredericks and The Evil Camera, you're next, Sister Moon.
Tsuki Moonface: Slappy went way too far bringing you and the other vampires back to cause havoc, and now, you're going to be the first one to die at our hand, Sister Moon.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to help Greg Banks, Shari Walker, Michael Warner, and Doug "Bird" Arthur destroy The Evil Camera and Dr. Fritz Fredericks, and once we got done with them, Tsuki Moonface and Lincoln are going to destroy Sister Moon, the first of the vampires in The Vampire King's court.
We were off to help Greg Banks and friends.
We arrived at Greg Banks House.
Rex Goodwin: Here we are!
Me: I hope no one got hurt.
Nico: Me too.
Xenia: Yeah.
Buzzsaw: Greg! Are you there?!
We looked around for him and then we saw Greg sitting on his porch.
Me: Greg?
Greg Banks: Hey guys!
Me: Long time no see. Are you okay?
Greg Banks: Yeah I'm fine.
Me: Are your friends okay too?
Greg Banks: Yeah they are fine.
Bonz: Where are they?
Shari Walker, Michael Warner, and Doug "Bird" Arthur Came.
Shari Walker: We just came.
Michael Warner: Glad you all came.
Doug Arthur: Yeah.
Me: Thank goodness you're all okay.
Shari Walker: That camera is nasty.
Venom: Don't we know it?
Greg: Is Fluttershy okay?
Nico: She had a rough day.
Me: Long story.
Xenia: Yeah.
Fluttershy: (Sniffles) I'll be fine.
Me: She was crying all day because of a traumatic sight on Nico's rescue.
Nergal: We've been tyring to cheer her up. But she's still sad.
Shari Walker: Fluttershy, you need to stop crying and get it together.
Greg: Yeah. Before- (sees out of control oil truck heading towards us)- something happens!
Me: UH OH!
I then punched the truck and smashed it to pieces!
The driver was safe but his truck wasn't.
Me: WHOA! That was close.
Greg Banks: Yeah thanks!
Nico: At least it didn't explode.
But then we saw a leak and then a spark flew and landed on the oil and ignited it and I threw it far and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
The tank exploded in a massive and fiery explosion!
Qin: WHOA! That was even closer!
Lola: Yeah!
Flywheels: Yep. The camera is definitely putting up a fight this time!
Me: No kidding!
Laney: Yeah!
Black Spider: (sees something) Um... guys?!
We saw a group of Sea Bears charging at us.
Hay Lin: Fluttershy, now would be a good time for your Stare!
SpongeBob: I got this! Sea bears love…
He jumped on them and gave them tummy tickles.
SpongeBob: Tummy tickles!
They loved them and were calm.
Nico: Nice save SpongeBob.
Fluttershy: I'm sorry guys. I'm just so scared.
Me: It's okay Fluttershy.
Gred Banks: What was it that scared her?
Me: Well…
I showed a picture of The Thing monstrosity that scared her and Greg was REALLY FRIGHTENED!
Greg Banks: That is horrifying! No wonder she is so scared.
Commander Mars: I know, right?
Me: Fluttershy is very sensitive.
Xenia: Yeah she sure is.
Lola: Poor girl.
Ed: Good morning, tree!
Duff Killigan: (Scottish Accent) Tree?! (sees tree falling towards us)
Popeye then punched it numerous times and made a lot of firewood for the Banks family.
Popeye: How Wood you like that? (LAUGHS)
Me: Nice save Popeye!
Lola: That was funny.
Greg Banks: Thanks Popeye! Now we won't run out of wood for the winter.
Lola: Good idea.
Maria: INCOMING!
We saw a HUGE METEOR COMING IN!
I fired a laser vision blast and it hit the meteor and slowed it down and shrunk it to a basketball size and it landed in the street.
Me: Cool.
I picked it up and cooled it down.
Jinx: Is that a giant meatball rolling towards us?!
Lincoln: It sure is!
We saw a GINORMOUS MEATBALL!
Ed: I'll eat this!
He turned into Edzilla and ate it!
Ed then burped!
Ed: Excuse me.
Eddy: Nice save Lumpy!
Laney: LOOK OUT!
We saw a commercial plane with a burning engine coming at us!
Me: Oh man!
I flew up and slowed the plane down and landed it gently and opened the door and got everyone out of it.
Nico: WHOA! That was close!
Eddy: (sees a stampede of hippos) Hippos?!
Roxy Rocket: Um... Fluttershy, any time you wanna calm them down is good!
Fluttershy: Oh no!
She used her stare on them and calmed them down and I teleported them to Africa.
Nico: WHEW!
Fluttershy: Sorry guys. I'm still scared though.
Raythor: At least you're still able to use your Stare.
Fluttershy: (Sniffles) That's true.
Me: That camera has us going into overdrive!
Nico: No shit there!
Then a gang of street thugs came!
Thug: KILL THEM!
They came at us with crowbars and weapons and I punched and pulverized the gang into a mess!
Onua: Okay, what next?!
Chemistro: How about that group of gorillas charging at us?!
We saw a HUGE FAMILY OF GORILLAS!
Me: Uh oh!
Laney: I got this!
She grew a bunch of fruit and banana trees for them.
Laney: Lunch is served.
They calmed down and got bananas and fruit.
Me: Nice one Laney.
Tarzan went and talked to them and they listened to him.
Greg Banks: Boy what else is that camera going to throw at us?
I grabbed him and pulled him back as a House of Fishsticks fell onto the ground!
LIGHTHOUSE FOGHORN!
Followed by a house of pizza!
ITALIAN MUSIC!
Then a house made of healthy snacks!
FAIRY MUSIC!
Then a house of cheese wheels!
SWISS YODEL!
Then a HOUSE OF FRIED MEATS!
STEAK MUSIC!
Me: Houses of Fishsticks, pizza, healthy snacks, cheese wheels and fried meats!?
Filbert: Okay the Cheese Wheels and Fried meats houses are new.
Lola: That is crazy.
Razorclaw: Alright, that does it! We have to find that camera now!
Me: I agree! But on the plus side we're doing a good job making sure that Greg and friends aren't getting hurt.
Laney: And us too.
Double D: If we can survive the cursed phone, we can survive this.
Raven Branwen: I think the camera is more dangerous than that.
Me: I agree. We need to think on this.
We went to Greg's backyard tree and thought hard. But then we heard air whistling and got out of the way and the tree got crushed by a house in the shape of a giant boot!
Me: A giant boot house!?
Nico: Cool!
Greg Banks: Now I have my own house.
Me: Yep. That camera is not going to give us time to think.
Double D: If we can survive the cursed phone, we can survive this.
Raven Branwen: I think the camera is more dangerous than that.
Me: I agree. We need to think on this.
We went to Greg's backyard tree and thought hard. But then we heard air whistling and got out of the way and the tree got crushed by a house in the shape of a giant boot!
Me: A giant boot house!?
Nico: Cool!
Greg Banks: Now I have my own house.
Me: Yep. That camera is not going to give us time to think.
Bright Man: Let's corner it with our entrance!
Eli: Good idea. I sense it is close.
Camie: Wait there!
We saw a flashing light in the bush 100 yards to the west of us.
We saw a boulder coming!
I SMASHED IT INTO RUBBLE!
Nico: Lets go!
We went at the bush and then out came the camera and it had ARMS AND LEGS!
Then the spirits of light came and swirled around it and then they converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted out and a phoenix cry was heard and we came out!
Me: The camera has arms and legs!? WHOA That is weird!
Dr. Fredericks came too and he was laughing like a fucked up lunatic!
Me: Look who it is.
Gemini Man: Boy I hate that camera and that scientist.
Anti Wanda: Ya'll have been keeping on our toes this whole time!
Moondancer: Now, you're about to get hit with a shine laser!
She fired a laser blast and it hit Dr. Fredericks!
Me: Time to teach this fucked up fathead a lesson!
I got out a Fatheads Parking Meter club.
BLANG!
I bashed Fredericks in the face with it!
I bashed him on the head with it!
Me: How do you like that you freak!?
He went at me and I kicked him in his head and BASHED HIM in the face with the club!
KRABLANG!
BLANG BLANG BLANG!
I bashed Fredericks all over.
Hay Lin blasted the camera with wind blasts. Ed bashed it with his head!
Ed: (LAUGHS) I LIKE TO SMASH STUFF!
Edd blasted it with a laser blaster!
Eddy threw an El Mongo stink bomb at it and it exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMM! FART!
Onua and Moondancer blasted the camera with rock and lasers.
Lola: Take that!
The camera was about to take Fluttershy's picture.
But Lincoln fired a blast of lightning and burned its lens and melted it!
Lincoln: Flutters has been through enough!
Laney: YEAH!
Lincoln fired a wave of lightning and burned it all over!
Applejack: This camera will pay!
She smashed it all over with an Apple Hammer!
The camera took a picture and suddenly, an ice cream truck came at us.
Nico: Uh oh!
Nico punched it and then Ice Cream flew all over and Eli used the force and put it all in a cooler.
Nico: Nice save Eli.
Greg Banks: At least we're going to have enough frozen treats.
Lola: Yeah!
The camera then took another picture and a REPLICA CLONE OF SLAPPY CAME AT NICO!
Clone Slappy: YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUR MONKEY!
Nico: Not wasting my time with you. I'm saving my surprise for the real deal!
Nico fired an energy blast and blew it apart!
I bashed Fredericks all over!
Me: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU INVENT A CAMERA LIKE THIS!?
Fredericks: (LAUGHS INSANELY) BECAUSE I WANT THE WORLD TO SUFFER! I WANT EVERYONE TO SUFFER! (LAUGHS DERANGEDLY) BECAUSE I HATE EVERYTHING! (LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
Me: YOU MAKE ME FUCKING SICK!
BLANG BLANG BLANG!
Having enough of him, the camera took his picture.
Nico: Looks like you've outlived your usefulness to it.
Dr. Fredericks: What!?
I saw something coming down and I jumped and then…
KRABLAM!
A DEAD GIANT CORPSE SMASHED ONTO HIM!
Me: A dead giant!?
Nico: Let's send him to the Black Gates and then, focus on the camera!
Lincoln: Lets send them both to the Black Gates at the same time!
Nico: I'll hold the camera off! You guys have the usual battles!
BLANG!
Nico smashed the camera all over.
Then Duskmon, Scorcher, Gizmo, Bane, Shade, Dark Laser, Demyx, Roman Goodwin, Ssserpent, and Roquefort came.
Me: Duskmon, Scorcher, Gizmo, Bane, Shade, Dark Laser, Demyx, Roman Goodwin, Ssserpent, and Roquefort.
Duskmon: Reminds you of the Cursed Phone, huh?
Eddy: That's why it's me, Lumpy, and Sockhead's time to shine!
Me: Yeah no kidding there!
Scorcher: At least the Grool isn't here.
Me: Yeah!
Gizmo: Because that would be bad
Me: We gave that one the Black Gates before.
Bane: (to me) (Spanish Accent) We heard you fought Keith.
Me: We sure did. And it was gross!
Shade: Did it really turn into fusions of Ben's aliens?
Me: Yeah a bunch of really interesting and amazing combinations.
Eli: That was awesome.
Repellator came.
Me: Repellator! Up for another round I see.
Repellator: Yep I sure am.
Me: Cool cool.
Repellator: That was a waste of good ice cream.
Eli: No kidding!
Qin: Yeah it sure was.
Xenia: Yeah.
We got the battles underway.
Jeri Katou, Takato, Shirley the Loon, Aslan (Narnia), Shishido, Samson the Lion, Sekhmet, Henry, Rika, Kenta, Kazu, Suzi, Ai & Mako, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of The Night, Dark Skylanders, Ransack and Crumplezone VS Duskmon, Grumblemon, Ranamon, Mercurymon, Arbormon, Bakumon, Cerberusmon, Phantom Blot, Universe 666 Scar, Universe 666 Makunga, Universe 666 Zira, and Universe 666 Kron - Nico's Rescue was battling Keith and Kate Lloyd, Light Lily and Fi the Phoenix transforming
Duskmon was first.
Duskmon: (to Jeri) Nico's Rescue was battling Keith. Kate Lloyd, Light Lily and Fi the Phoenix transformed too.
Jeri: They sure did and they made sure that monster paid for it.
Takato: We faced that monster back in 2020 and it was scary.
Shirley: Yeah! Like Kate said that Keith reminded her of the Thing.
Princess Luna: But it was awesome to see.
Moondust: Yeah it sure was.
Snowdrop: Yeah Keith even turned into monsters of The Thing to try and scare Kate and he Scared Fluttershy REALLY Bad!
Gari: That was HORRIBLY LOW of him!
Blackout: Yeah it was horrible!
Duskmon: That is awful! Poor Fluttershy. I Can't believe he would be that evil and scare someone as sensitive as her. How Cruel! I even heard that Keith turned into a Nico-Thing Monster. Is that true?
Takato: Yeah! You should have seen it!
Me: (Offscreen) IT WAS SO FUCKING SCARY I NEARLY SHIT MY PANTS!
Duskmon: Holy shit! That is horrible! What did it look like?
Jeri showed a picture of it and it looked like a mixture of a Tormentor from Dead Space, The Dog Thing, The Blair Monster, The Cloud B4 Carrier and the Sanders Thing!
Duskmon: HOLY FUCKING SHIT! That is horrifying! No wonder Fluttershy came back so traumatized and hadn't stopped crying since. Lets do it!
Jeri: LEORA LETS PROWL!
She turne dinto a lion theme hero.
Jeri: I am LEONA OF THE LIONESS! (ECHOING) LION FIST BLAST!
She fired a wave of energy and they fired waves of darkness and smashed down the group.
Jason Lee Scott, Indigo Zap, Ellie Singh, Emily Lenior Tzeentch, Mary Garcia, Victorica Meadows, Zach, Kimberly, Billy, Trini, Tommy, Ninjor, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Stealth Elf, Snaptrap and Nautilator vs Scorcher, Fire Lord, Pyro, Firebrand, Sir Toasty, P'andor, Pyros, China White, Chick Hicks, Vikings of Takar, Lemongrab, and Nariaka Utsumi - Us Battling Another Old Man Rolf, Universe 666 Eva, Heather, Anna Maria, Amy, Kat, Gmork, Phantom of Vasquez Castle and Zs'Skayr who were the Keyblade Knight of Felucia and the Embodiment of Albatross
Scorcher was next.
Scorcher: Poor Fluttershy. Keith really hurt her bad.
Jason Lee Scott: Yeah he sure did. What a monster.
Indigo Zap: I can't believe that he would sink that low and turn into the horrifying monsters of the Thing and it scared Fluttershy bad!
Ellie Singh: Makes me sick that he can do that! Even though most of us weren't with the team back then when Keith first attacked, but that is awful!
Scorcher: I know. Nico, Double D's team, Zs'Skayr's team, and the others did good Battling Another Old Man Rolf, Universe 666 Eva, Heather, Anna Maria, Amy, Kat, Gmork, Phantom of Vasquez Castle and Zs'Skayr. They were the Keyblade Knight of Felucia and the Embodiment of Albatross
Jason Lee Scott: Yeah that was awesome and the Keyblade Knight of Felucia was amazing.
Indigo Zap: And so was the Embodiment of Albatross.
Fluttershy: (Crying) Yeah it was cool. (Sniffles)
Tornado Bolt: We have been trying to help Fluttershy.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) She just can't stop crying.
Stealth Elf: Yeah she was REALLY SCARED.
Scorcher: Oh man. You want to sit this one out Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: (Crying) No I can help.
Scorcher: Okay. Lets do it!
Jason: TYRANNIA LETS ROAR!
He turned into a Tyrannosaurus themed hero.
Jason: I am Tyranno Wrath! (ECHOING) TYRANNOSAURUS MIGHT BLAST!
He fired waves of red energy and the group fired waves of energy, leaves, grass, flowers and fruit and smashed them down.
Lie Ren, Kalolo, Ophanimon, Angewomon, Universe 666 Lucemon, Seraphimon, Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang, Jaune, Nora, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Laserbeak and Buzzsaw VS Gizmo, Mammoth, See-More, Billy Numerous, Angel, Kyd Wykkyd, TTG Doomsday, Eustace Bagge, DC, Savage-Noble, Dark Angel, and Seraphina the Fallen Twilight Angel - Lincoln's rescue in the world of the game Tom and Jerry: Chase
Gizmo was next.
Gizmo: (to Ren) I heard Lincoln's rescue was in the world of the game Tom and Jerry: Chase. How was it?
Lie Ren: It was really cool! We battled Thomas Havelock, a mean cruel vicious monstrous asshole who terrorized Royal Woods for five years causing havoc and destruction by destroying public property, robbing banks, committing arson, and even murder, and even worse, he's tried numerous times to kill Lincoln and his Guardian Angels since he saw them as a threat to his reign of terror, but Lincoln shot that asshole right in the arm and he and his Guardian Angels took him down, and after they got him arrested, he got convicted and thrown into prison for the rest of his life.
Gizmo: WHOA! That guy was a total barfbrain!
Kalolo: More like a total barfbrain asshole! He was a monster!
Applejack: Yeah what a monster.
Apple Bloom: He sure was.
Flashwing: Yeah he sure was but he is gone for good.
Gizmo: No kidding! Lets do it!
Lie Ren: SHERIFFA LETS ROUND EM UP!
He turned into an Old West Themed hero.
Lie Ren: I am SHERIFF ATLAS! (Echoing) GUNS OF JUSTICE BLAST!
He fired waves of energy and the group fired waves of energy, earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.
Laney Loud, Kara, Cammy White, Chun Li, Sakura Kasugano, Ingrid (Street Fighter Alpha), Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lincoln, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Venom and Rhino VS Bane, Riddler, Killer Croc, Penguin, Mr. Freeze, Evil Clayface, Lego Joker, Buff Frog, Sailback Sharptooth, Plated Sharptooth, Jet Black, and Horned Sharptooth - Meeting the Marikawa Sisters who are Shizuka's 7 sisters
Bane was next.
Bane: (to Laney) I heard you guys met the Marikawa Sisters. They are Shizuka's 7 sisters, right?
Laney: Yeah their names are Aina, Chie, Etsuko, Kana, Kaori, Mika and Rio. And they are gene-slammers of some of the Decepticons and Predacons.
Kara: That is so awesome and we had no idea that Shizuka had 7 sisters. She and her sisters are all Octuplets.
Bane: Ay Caramba! That is a big family for her!
Rarity: Yeah we were amazed that she is from that big of a family darlings.
Sweetie Belle: Boy that is really cool!
Gill Grunt: Yeah! Now they are not only Lincoln's Guardian Angels but Lincoln has them in his harem.
Bane: Boy that is amazing! Lets do it!
Laney: FORESTRA LETS CALL NATURE!
She turned into an Elk themed hero.
Laney: I am PRINCESS ELK STAG! (ECHOING) STAG HERD OF THE FOREST!
She fired a wave of energy and it formed into a Stag Herd of Deer.
(BAMBI MARCH OF THE STAGS THEME PLAYS)
The group fired waves of jewels, ice and water and smashed down the group.
Ripster, Kaso Mi, Captain Chaku, Duck Dodgers, Taro, Zenkaiger Clone, Jab, Streex, Big Slammu, Lena, Moby Lick, Mantaman, Trixie Lulamoon, Triple Berry, Flynn, Cali, Hugo, Mags, Gemini Man and Hard Man VS Abomination, Bane, SHS Abomination, SHS Juggernaut, Juggernaut, Crimson Dynamo, Lego Thanos, Lego Bane, Universe 666 Zeltrax, Edgar The Bug, Butterfly Absolute God Deboth, and Robot Alligator - Boy the rescues Lincoln has been doing were cool.
Abomination was next.
Abomination: Boy the rescues Lincoln has been doing are cool.
Ripster: Boy they sure are jawsome!
Kaso Mi: You said it!
Trixie Lulamoon: They sure are as amazing as The Great and Powerful Trixie!
Triple Berry: They sure are awesome.
Flynn: Boy you got that right! BOOM!
Abomination: Yeah! Lets do it!
Ripster: GREATCARCARO LETS BRING THE BITE!
He turned into a Great White Shark themed hero!
Ripster: I am MASTER JAWS! (ECHOING) JAWS OF THE GREAT WHITE BITE!
He fired waves of energy and the group fired waves of magic and smashed them down.
Black Widow, Owl, Sento Kiryu, Falke, Evil HERO Inferno Wing, Honest, Nick Fury, Hawkeye, Iron Man, Thor, Scarlet Witch, Quicksilver, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Flywheels and Stranglehold VS Shade, Grodd. Evil Livewire, Evil Killer Frost, Evil Volcana, Evil Poison Ivy, Superfriends Giganta, Owl (Stellaluna), Professor Brainstorm, Ephemeral, Blazing Skull, and Elaine Belloc - The next galaxy
Shade was next.
Shade: (to Black Widow) The next Galaxy was Boulder Bowl Galaxy. Nico faced Rollodillo there, right?
Black Widow: Yes he sure did and it was fun.
Owl: I say it sure was fun.
Starlight Glimmer: Everyone had fun in that one.
Cozy Glow: Boy they sure did.
Hex: And they met the Embodiment of the Dino Charge Rangers and she is really cool.
Shade: That is awesome! Lets do it!
Black Widow: SPIRA LETS CRAWL!
She turned into a Black Widow Spider Themed hero.
Black Widow: I am SHADOW WIDOW! (ECHOING) DARKNESS WIDOW THUNDERSTRIKE!
She fired a blast of dark lightning and the group fired waves of lightning, stars, magic, skulls, bones and blood and smashed them down.
Irma Lair, Kin Tsuchi, Bud, Akira, Misao, Conductor, Will, Taranee, Cornelia, Hay Lin, Megan, Lillian, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Commander Mars and Commander Jupiter VS Demyx, Xaldin, Vexen, Lexaeus, Zexion, Saix, Axel, Bell Org, Birdbrain, Yoshikage Kira, Animan, and Fusion IceDevimon - The Mascots meeting a group of crickets. Weird
Demyx was next.
Demyx: (to Irma) The Mascots met a group of crickets. Weird.
Irma: Yeah that is unusual. But thank goodness Mortman wasn't around to eat them.
Kin Tsuchi: Yeah but it was cool. Sandy said that she has cricket friends in her treedome.
Pinkie Pie: It was really amazing!
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) Yeah it sure was amazing.
Featherweight: Yeah it sure was awesome.
Sprocket: It sure was.
Demyx: Boy that is awesome. Lets do it!
Irma: AQUORA LETS DRENCH!
She turned into a water of Candrakar themed hero!
Irma: I am AQUAWITCH! (Echoing) MAELSTROM OF JUSTICE!
She fired a wave of water and the group fired waves of metal, gears and lightning and smashed them down.
Sabrina Mason, Sailor Mercury, Lizzie Strong, Yumi Davenport, Captain Spitfire, Balto, Carly Beth, Hannah Fairchild, Molly Malloy, Wendy, Amanda Benson, Crystal, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Kitten and Jinx VS Dark Laser, Good Crocker, Super Bike, Super Toilet, Jorgen, Anti-Wanda, Anti-Jorgen, Space Kook, Evil Princess, Mentok the Mindtaker, Spirit of Fireball McPhan, and Flying Fish- Amy freed of her dark side and the Happy Helmet helped her
Dark Laser was next.
Dark Laser: (to Sabrina) Unbelievably, Amy was freed of her dark side. The Happy Helmet helped her
Sabrina: Yeah that Happy Helmet REALLY worked wonders! It brought the goodness of Amy out of the darkness of her hatred and made her into a better person and we separated her dark side! Now when we're done with her dark side we can banish that to the Black Gates.
Sailor Mercury: That was a really well thought out plan by J.D. Now Amy is a kind and caring and compassionate girl like Samey is.
Rainbow Dash: That is really awesome!
Scootaloo: Yeah it sure is!
Whirlwind: We were amazed ourselves.
Dark Laser: That is really something. And credit should go to Stimpy for originally making it but also the mascots for refurbishing it.
Sabrina Mason: I agree there too.
Dark Laser: Yep. Lets do it!
Sabrina: JEDRA LETS UNLEASH THE FORCE!
She turned into a Jedi Hero!
Sabrina: I am Lady Coruscant! (ECHOING) FORCE THUNDER STRIKE!
She fired a powerful blast of Force Lightning and the group fired waves of lightning, wind and rainbows and smashed them down.
Bertrand, RD Girl Jordan, Ruth Lincoln, Hexe Trude, Number 83: Galaxy Queen, Rose Paladin, Haiku, Dante, Persephone, Morpheus, Boris, Brittney, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Miranda and Raythor VS Roman Goodwin, Carly, Devack, Misty, Kalin, Greiger, Rex, SHS Carnage, Terminus, Dorodoros, Duke of Trump and Palm Tree Bouma - Say Cheese and Die next
Roman Goodwin was next.
Roman Goodwin: (to Bertrand) Say Cheese and Die is next. How many of you got injured from it so far?
Bertrand: None of us thank goodness.
RD Girl Jordan: Yeah that camera is dangerous though. It's amazing that everyone faced that camera before.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah we found out from J.D. that everyone faced it back in 2019 and it was crazy.
Starshine Sparkle: That camera can show the future and how you will get hurt!
Spyro: That was crazy!
Roman Goodwin: Boy no kidding! That is crazy! Lets do it!
Bertrand: REDSPI LETS BITE!
He turned into a Red Spider themed hero.
Bertrand: I am RED EIGHT! (ECHOING) FLAMES OF THE RED SPIDER!
He fired a wave of red fire and it formed into a red fire spider! The group fired waves of magic and smashed them down.
Kimiko, Yoko Minato, Dahlia Newton, Astrid, Hiccup, Shura Kirigakure, Omi, Raimundo, Clay, Dojo, Master Fung, Good Chase, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Razorclaw and Hun Gurr VS Ssserpent, Vulkanus, Zombozo, Dr. Animo, Zs'Skayr, Yenaldooshi, Mummy, Madame Snake, Limburger, Reign of Fire Dragons, Smaug, and Screaming Death - That camera must be destroyed
Ssserpent was next.
Ssserpent: (to Kimiko) That camera must be destroyed. No matter the cost!
Kimiko: I agree. We'll throw it into the sun if need be!
Yoko Minato: Everyone faced this camera before back in 2019 and it was crazy!
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah that was horrible!
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) It sure was awful!
Sunburn: Yeah no kidding!
Ssserpent: That is awful! Lets do it!
Kimiko: FIREDRA LETS BURN!
She turned into a fire dragon hero!
Kimiko: I am INFERNO FLIGHT! (ECHOING) FLAMES OF THE DRAGON WING!
She fired waves of fire and the group fired waves of fire and blasted them down.
Raven, Derpy Hooves, Aniya Florrentine, Silphymon, Lucilla Demigorgan, Sailor Ysmault, Starfire, Tara, Kole, Robin, Cyborg, Beast Boy, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Bright Man and Shade Man VS Roquefort, Big Brother, Knightbrace, Count Spankulot, Common Cold, Toiletnator, Soccor Mom, Cheese Monster, Malaria, Wolf (Tex Avery) Prisoner Style, Parasite Queen, and Edo Roshi - That Camera is dangerous
Roduefort was next.
Roquefort: (to Raven) That camera is dangerous. And now, it can move on its own.
Raven: Yeah no kidding there. Because of a dark orb in it.
Derpy Hooves: That is crazy.
Princess Celestia: Now we can destroy it forever.
King Solar: It won't be easy.
Solar Eclipsa: Yeah no kidding there.
Amber Morning: Yeah that is for sure.
Spotlight: Yeah.
Roquefort: Yeah I agree. Lets do it!
Raven: CROWFOOT LETS FLY!
She turned into a black crow hero!
Raven: Call me THE CROWESS! (ECHOING) CROWS OF THE DARK FLIGHT!
She fired waves of darkness and they formed into a dark murder of crows. They fired waves of light and smashed them down.
Media the Medusa VS Jacknab
Jacknab was next.
Jacknab: You ready for me?
Media: Oh I always am!
She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.
Mai the Kamaitachi VS Pilfer
Pilfer was next.
Pilfer: This will be fun.
Mai: I am so ready for it.
She fired energy blasts and blasted him down.
Kura the Kraken VS Stockade.
Stockade was next.
Stockade: You ready for me?
Kura: I'm always ready.
She fired energy blasts and blasted him down.
Kasuka the Will-O'-Wisp VS The Ghost of Casey O'Reilly
The Ghost of Casey O'Reilly was next.
The ghost roared.
Kasuka: Oh roar yourself.
she fired waves of fire and blasted him down.
Rosty the Jack Frost VS The Snow Ghost
The Snow Ghost was next.
The Snow Ghost roared.
Rosty: Oh roar yourself.
She fired ice blasts and blasted him down.
Jelli the Pink Slime VS The Gold Monster
The Gold Monster was next.
Jelli: Time to give you the old spitshine.
She fired waves of slime and smashed him down.
Miti the Yeti VS The Ape Man of Forbidden Mountain
The Ape Man was next.
Miti: I'm ready for you.
She fired ice blasts and smashed him down
Froze the Fenrir VS The Wolf Man (A Gaggle of Galloping Ghosts)
The Wolf Man was next.
Froze: This will be fun.
She fired a wave of ice and smashed him down.
Nan Que the Vermillion Bird VS Volcanus
Volcanus was next.
Volcanus roared.
Nan Que: Oh roar yourself.
She fired massive waves of energy and fire and smashed him down.
Sala the Salamander VS Cameran
Cameran was next.
Cameran: Give me a smile for your final portrait!
Sala: I already have a nice smile!
She fired waves of fire and blasted her down.
Mighty Morphin Rangers, Aquitar Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Agito Riders, J.D. Knudson, Varie, Camie, Cassidy, Celica, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Repellator
Repellator was next.
Repellator: Boy that is one nasty camera.
Me: You're telling me and it was awful!
Varie: No kidding! What it did was horrible!
Camie: I agree there too.
Cassidy: Me too. That is one dangerous camera.
Celica: No kidding.
Repellator: I agree too. Lets do it!
I teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of The Evil Camera, they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the Anti-Goosebumps symbol etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades and blessed by the powers of Heaven, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels.
I teleported back with them!
Tommy: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!
Delphine: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!
THUNDERCLAP!
Tommy: WHITE RANGER POWER!
Adam: BLACK RANGER POWER!
Kimberly: PINK RANGER POWER!
Billy: BLUE RANGER POWER!
Aisha: YELLOW RANGER POWER!
Rocky: RED RANGER POWER!
They transformed!
All: POWER RANGERS!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion went off behind them and they were ready!
Delphine: WHITE AQUITAR RANGER POWER!
Corcus: "Black Aquitar Ranger Power!"
Cestro: "Blue Aquitar Ranger Power!"
Tideus: "Yellow Aquitar Ranger Power!"
Aurico: "Red Aquitar Ranger Power!"
All: "Rangers of Aquitar, full power! Power of Water, Power of Light, Powers unite!"
KRASPLASH!
A massive splash of water went off behind them and they were ready!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! MIGHTY MORPHIN 3!
Agito Riders: HENSHIN!
They turned into the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers again!
The Agito Riders transformed!
Me: YEAH!
Repellator: Oh I heard rumors that Amelia is going to be the Cosmic Fury Red and that Fern is going to be the new Orange Cosmic Fury Ranger.
Me: WHOA! That is cool! I'll have to look into that. Lets get him!
The rangers summoned the power cannon and charged it!
Me: FIRE!
We fired waves of energy and elements and the blasts all hit Repellator and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Me: Oh yeah! Repellator you have failed this city!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a super mega win!
Me: Next time the Kyurangers have their usual battle I'll have them do their first ever Cosmic Fury Battle as a test run. (To the viewers) I know its early but what harm can a test run do?
We then regrouped.
Troy: You're not getting another chance to take our picture!
Tsukasa: Because your time is up!
Kamen Ride: Red Hawk!
Kamen Ride: Blue Swallow!
Kamen Ride: Black Condor!
Kamen Ride: Yellow Owl!
Kamen Ride: White Swan!
Tsukasa turned into Red Hawk and Daiki summoned clones of the Jetman!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! HYPERJET SQUAD!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Jetman!
Nico: Time to smash and bash!
Duskmon: DUSK ECLIPSE BLAST!
Abomination: AGILE SMASHER FIST!
Scorcher: SCORCHING FURY FIRESTORM!
Gizmo: BARFBRAIN SMASHING BUTT BLAST!
Bane: MUSCLES OF DOOM BUSTER!
Shade: DARKNESS FURY BLASTER!
Dark Laser: FORCE LASER BLAAT!
Demyx: MAELSTROM OF WATER BLAST!
Roman Goodwin: RED SPIDER FIRESTORM!
Ssserpent: SNAKES OF DARK FURY!
Roquefort: CHEESE OF MAYHEM!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Najarin, Lystone, Kopond, Viqtarr, Illexia, Aszil, and Rothar blasted and smashed the Camera all over.
Sureshot, Lily, Emma Goodall and Triggerhappy used the Earth Cyber Planet keys and enhanced Sureshot's weapons, Triggerhappy's air cannon and Lily and Emma's powers 100-fold.
Sureshot and Emma Goodall: MEGAFORCE SURESHOT BURST!
Triggerhappy and Lily: PHOTO FURY BLAST!
Loni of the Fashions and Anti Wanda: ANTIFASHION BLAST!
Brittney of the Goths of Darkness and Rex Goodwin: VIOLET CONDOR DARKFLAME!
Lars of the Gothic Dark and Raven Branwen: DARKNESS SWORD BLAST!
Jessica Shannon of Wasp and Dr. Polaris: STARS AND BEES BLAST!
Matau the Metru of Wind and Chemistro: WIND CHEMICAL BLAST!
Gia Moran the Claw of Megaforce and Bonz: CLAW MEGAFORCE BLAST!
Danny Phantom of Amity Park and Roxy Rocket: PHANTOM ROCKET BLAST!
Blake Belladonna of Remnant and Nergal: PIZZA CAT SHOT!
Rarity the Jewel of Generosity and Beauty and Duff Killigan: SCOTLAND JEWEL BLAST!
Jenny of the Robotic Power and Black Spider: ROBOT SPIDER BLAST!
Rarity, Emerald Shine, Topaz Flare, Crystal Clarity, Radiance, King Epsilon, Frostbyte, Princess Frozen, Manta Stingray, Nova Lisa, Hammer Lad, Brain Freeze, Water Wu, Sweetie Belle, Pixel Bit, Kerfuffle, Thunder Terror, Button Mash, Pip-Squeak, Sassy Saddles, Sapphire Shores, Saffron Masala, Vinyl Scratch, Soundwave Speaker, Octavia Melody, Melody Song, Jet Set, Upper Crust, Fleur-De-Lis, Fancy Pants, Roseluck, Lily Valley, Daisy, Coco Pommel, March Gustysnows, Mistmane, Sable Spirit, Ocellus the Changeling, Water Skylanders and Geronimo Jr.: JEWELS OF GENEROSITY BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Rarity, Lily, Emma Goodall, me and Nico: JEWEL PHOTO RETRIBUTION BLAST!
We fired waves of energy and jewels.
Lincoln: LIGHT ELEMENT STYLE: SHINE LASER!
Entrapta: LIGHT LIGHTNING STYLE: LUMINOUS LIGHT BOLT!
Perfuma: LIGHT NATURE STYLE: LIGHT PLANT BLAST!
Frosta: LIGHT ICE STYLE: FROST SHINE!
Shantae: LIGHT MAGIC STYLE: LIGHT SHINE SWORD!
Akko: LIGHT STAR STYLE: SHINE STARS!
They fired waves of light and they formed into said blasts.
Lincoln and his harem: LIGHT FINAL SMASH: SHINING BLAST!
They fired an explosive laser that went inside the camera and it explodes from the inside out!
Lincoln: We've had it up to hear with you and that Evil Camera, Fredericks. Now, this time, stay dead and gone forever.
Lincoln fired waves of black and blood red darkness which destroyed The Evil Camera and when the waves hit Dr. Fredericks, he had the life sucked out of him and he was left as a lifeless husk and his spirit was sent to The Black Gates.
Nico: Good riddance, you bastard!
Lincoln: That's another Goosebumps Villain taken down and another of Slappy's minions taken care of. Now, there's one last thing to do, and one last loose end to tie up: The Moon.
?: YOU SHALL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID IN KILLING ME, MARCELINE ABADEER!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier with absorption energy surrounding the diamond barrier that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of fire, water, earth, and wind blasts, and it absorbed the blasts and they flowed into us and made us even stronger than ever.
Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking that scent from anywhere, come on out right now, Sister Moon, or we will force you out.
A figure came out, and it was none other than Sister Moon, one of the five vampires in The Vampire King's Court.
Marceline: Sister Moon, I should've known you'd come back.
Sister Moon: And now, I will have my revenge on you and the entire world will belong to our King!
Tsuki Moonface: Fat chance, you're getting a stake driven into your heart and you'll be turned to ashes.
Suddenly, Tsuki Moonface's purple eyes turned neon purple, and she was surrounded by a black and purple energy aura with stars, darkness, silver, moons, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Moonface the Silver-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached Sister Moon, she left black and purple energy, stars, darkness, silver, moons, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Tsuki Moonface: You really make me sick to my stomach, Sister Moon, all you are is nothing more than a bloodthirsty vampire who's wrought terror and mayhem through The Kingdom of Ooo for more than nine hundred years, I thought the land was rid of you, but to find out Slappy brought you back, now that puppet's gone too far, we'll deal with him soon, but you, you will be dealt with here and now.
Suddenly, Tsuki Moonface was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and purple energy, stars, darkness, silver, and moons, there are phoenixes, angels, and Moonface the Silver flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a purple phoenix with red eyes glaring at Sister Moon: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Tsuki Moonface emerged, but she was changed forever.
Tsuki Moonface grew from 7'0" to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large purple orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has purple highlights in the bangs of her long midnight black hair and purple hairband and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon purple eyes and a black and purple energy aura with stars, darkness, silver, moons, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has Moonface the Silver with the alchemical symbol of silver emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with blue iris, she has on phoenix earrings with purple gems for eyes and holding the Star, Dark, Silver, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has Moonface the Silver with purple gems for eyes and holding the Star, Dark, Silver, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her purple moon-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with purple crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and purple gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Tsuki Moonface has on a short-sleeved midnight black blouse, sleeveless purple top, midnight black skirt with the alchemical symbol of silver on it, midnight black knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, darkness, silver, moons, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Moonface the Silver and it's surrounded by darkness. Suddenly, Tsuki Moonface felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive midnight black angel wings with purple tips on the large midnight black feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she also now has eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails with purple tips and purple markings, Tsuki Moonface has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large purple gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Tsuki Moonface's massive Moonface the Silver-themed greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and purple energy, stars, darkness, silver, moons, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Tsuki Moonface's Eternal Alchemical Alchemy Beast Darkness Moonface the Silver Alchemy Angel Darkness Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Eternal Alchemical Alchemy Beast Darkness Moonface the Silver Alchemy Angel Darkness Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded purple gems and Moonface the Silver etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large midnight black werewolf heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large purple gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large midnight black werewolf heads with purple gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large midnight black werewolf heads is a large black werewolf head with purple gems for eyes and purple gem in its mouth for the pommel, Tsuki Moonface has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with purple gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Moonface the Silver's head with purple gems for eyes and large purple gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a purple kanji below Moonface the Silver that said, "Tsuki Moonface, Gene-Slammer of Moonface the Silver, Master of The Powers of Darkness and Silver, Alchemical Angel of Darkness and Silver, True Immortal and Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Dark Chandler, Archenemy of Wolf Demon, Destroyer of Sister Moon, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Silver, Stars, Phoenixes, Angels, and Moonlight Creatures"
ツキ・ムーンフェイス、ムーンフェイス・ザ・シルバーのジーン・スラマー、闇と銀の力のマスター、闇と銀の錬金術天使、真の不滅で強力な宇宙の戦士、愛情深い守護天使でリンカーン・ラウドの未来の妻、ダーク・チャンドラーの軽蔑者、ウルフデーモンの大敵、シスタームーンの破壊者、チームラウドフェニックスストームの驚くべきメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、マスター友情とエレメントの力、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、誠実さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪の破壊者にして殺戮者、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして闇のマスター、シルバー、スターズ、フェニックス、天使、月光の生き物
Suddenly, Tsuki Moonface's immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!
Tsuki Moonface has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-MOONFACE THE SILVER-WEREWOLF-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC ALCHEMICAL DARKNESS MOONLIGHT SILVER MOONFACE THE SILVER WEREWOLF PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ALCHEMICAL DARKNESS MOONLIGHT SILVER MOONFACE THE SILVER WEREWOLF PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ALCHEMICAL DARKNESS MOONLIGHT SILVER MOONFACE THE SILVER WEREWOLF PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were really amazed by Tsuki Moonface's Super Angel-Moonface the Silver-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when The Moon saw it, she fell into a rage and ran at her to kill her, but Tsuki Moonface fired a massive barrage of black and purple energy, stars, darkness, silver, moons, phoenixes, and angels, which hit The Moon and exploded and she was knocked down, she got back up, but now, she was even angrier than ever.
Gem Cavvenport: WHOA!
Rosa Laurence: That's amazing, Tsuki Moonface's transformed.
Lincoln: That's right, Tsuki Moonface has transformed into her Super Angel-Moonface the Silver-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and now, it's high-time we deal with the first of The Vampire King's Court.
Tsuki Moonface: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Cosmic Eternal Darkness Alchemical Mercury Darkness Silver Moonface the Silver Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Darkness Alchemical Mercury Darkness Silver Moonface the Silver Werewolf Phoenix Angel Love) She will pay for everything that she's done.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Tsuki Moonface.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Your rampage is over, Sister Moon, and this will serve as a message to the other vampires, telling them they're next.
Tsuki Moonface and Lincoln went after The Moon, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, black and purple energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, symbiote goo, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at The Moon and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Then, they attacked her with their massive greatswords leaving scars on her, and Lincoln left many more with his gold-plated claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and he and Tsuki Moonface also attacked her with some powerful punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they smashed her all over with their immense and extremely powerful superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts and this was driving The Moon even more madder with rage.
The Moon: (DEMONIC VOICE) YOU! YOU! I WILL KILL YOU ALL!
The Moon charged right at them with uncontrollable fiery rage and wrath in her black heart, but Tsuki Moonface fired a powerful energy blast at them which hit them hard and they got knocked down, and then, Lincoln got out a stake and stabbed her in her heart as she exploded into white dust, and then, Lincoln opened his mouth and devoured her soul gaining her superhuman healing factor. Then, an energy card with The Moon's drained soul appeared in Lincoln's left hand, and Lincoln banished her to The Black Gates forever, we cheered wildly for what Tsuki Moonface and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down and Tsuki Moonface's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, and massive midnight black angel wings are permanent.
Tsuki Moonface: This is for all the lives of all those who fell victim to you and the other vampires nine centuries ago. Thanks for helping me destroy The Moon for good, Lincoln.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Tsuki.
Suddenly, Tsuki Moonface wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Tsuki Moonface's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, and Moonface the Silver flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and darkness behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Tsuki Moonface sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and darkness and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Nico: Whoa, that was one awesome and fierce battle you guys fought.
Lincoln: You said it, and we took down the first of The Vampire King's Court: The Moon.
Marceline: And you also devoured her soul and gained her healing factor. Which means the next of the vampires is The Fool. He's a weakling but he's mischievous, so watch yourselves.
Me: They sure will. So, Lincoln, who are we meeting tomorrow on your rescue?
Lincoln: I've got just the person we're meeting tomorrow: Marianna Almaden, Queen of The Water Fairies.
Aprina Arabella: That's perfect, and you guys will love meeting her, Marianna Almaden is Lincoln's Guardian Angel and the Queen of The Water Fairies of The Waterfall Gardens, an enchanted fairy village populated by The Water Fairies. Marianna Almaden is a human sized fairy and she's a powerful and skilled fighter with incredible control over water and possess many incredible powers over water and magic. Lincoln met Aprina when he discovered a portal that led to The Waterfall Gardens in the secret garden he and his Guardian Angels know about, and he saved Aprina from an attack caused by a very deranged fairy-obsessed killer named Randall Williams, who was a major league problem for all of the Elemental Fairy Lands for years. Marianna was very impressed by Lincoln's strength, bravery, and courage along with his skills in combat and magic, so much so that like the promise he made with Lily the Mermaid and with his entire harem, he promised that when he came of age, he will marry her.
Nico: Whoa, first Fire, and now, Water.
Lincoln: Yep, there's Fairy Queens of Water, Earth, Lightning, Light, and Darkness, and each of them are really powerful and skilled in the ways of combat, elemental forces, and magic. And as Protector of The Elemental Fairy Lands, I will not let any fairy-obsessed looks like Randal Williams bring harm to any of them.
Me: That's for sure.
Dark Laser: This is one camera that deserves to be thrown out.
Demyx: The best part is that no one died.
Roman Goodwin: Thank goodness.
Ssserpent: Our normal cameras are much better.
Roquefort: Are you okay now, Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: Oh I'll be fine. Thank you.
Qin: Good.
Me: She's doing much better.
Lola: Yep.
Nico: Great job today though everyone.
Lily: (To the viewers) Photography is fun but you got to be careful with it.
Me: Yep.
We went back home for a good rest.
Back with Slappy, they were recovering from the attack of Universe 666 Sebastian.
Bob Roth: I think that attack wore off.
Slappy: Considering what we just went through, I may have to consider what you have in mind.
Bob Roth: Good! But take your time in choosing which of your former slaves gets involved in your endgame.
Slappy: Good. Even though most of our plans got scrapped for that because of that monster we'll have to rely on what we got.
Bod Roth: Okay.
TO BE CONTINUED…
Part 16 done
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For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Evil Star, Stormy, Glut, Tahnok Kal, Zebra Brothers and Evil Princess as well as Tommy Oliver, Doom Patrol Elastigirl, Tsuyoshi Kaijo, Gohan, Van Fanel and Prohyas and we're going to help Gary Lutz who is from a Goosebumps Book that we haven't covered yet called Why I'm Afraid of Bees. And we're going thrash the bullies that tormented him into pulp. Also we're going to battle Another Boola, Bluto, Sindbad, Pierre The Pirate (Popeye), Patcheye, Brutus, Stormy and Evil Star. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Plant Man named Pamela Plant.
Rhe matchup is for Goldie Terrance, Gene-Slammer of Golden Homunculus, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy The Fool, the next member of the Vampire King's court in the Adventure Time miniseries "Stakes"
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, we are in for one awesome adventure. Lincoln and his group are heading to The Waterfall Gardens, but we got bad news: it appears the very deranged and fairy-obsessed killer Randall Williams has broken out of the nuthouse and he wants revenge on Lincoln for ruining all of his plans to kill The Elemental Fairy Queens, and even worse, it was because of Slappy's doing. There will be no mercy whatsoever on that psycho, Lincoln's sending him straight to The Black Gates after he gets through with thrashing him all over the place. And we're going to meet the next Elemental Fairy Queen, her name is Marianna Almaden, Queen of The Water Fairies, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and the Queen of The Water Fairies of The Waterfall Gardens, an enchanted fairy village populated by The Water Fairies. Marianna Almaden is a human sized fairy and she's a powerful and skilled fighter with incredible control over water and possess many incredible powers over water and magic. Lincoln met Aprina when he discovered a portal that led to The Waterfall Gardens in the secret garden he and his Guardian Angels know about, and he saved Aprina from an attack caused by a very deranged fairy-obsessed killer named Randall Williams, who was a major league problem for all of the Elemental Fairy Lands for years. Marianna was very impressed by Lincoln's strength, bravery, and courage along with his skills in combat and magic, so much so that like the promise he made with Lily the Mermaid and with his entire harem, he promised that when he came of age, he will marry her.
Next is Be Careful What You Wish For.
See you next time.
