ONE DAY AT HORRORLAND
Walking through the city was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Titanium Toenail, Rambling Ghost, Hades, Leprechaun, Mary Francis and Hamsterviel as well as Chazz, Gusty the Great, Daniella King, Wingfeather Siblings, Gabriela Estupinan and Aula as well as Brody, Arkayna, Yin, Yost Cap, Shinnosuke, Ultrox, Princess Celestia, Leni Loud, Ren & Stimpy, Eli, Onewa, and Halinor and we were on an amazing rescue.
Me: I hope no monster is trashing the city like last time.
Xenia: Yeah no kidding.
Stimpy: Oh joy! I'm really excited for this.
Ren Hoek: Me too pal.
Qin: Yeah this will be fun and awesome.
Leeli: Especially with all of my siblings with me.
Girl Jordan: This will be awesome.
Camie: It sure will be fun.
Chazz: I'm excited for this too.
Nico: Chazz, I want to thank you, Titanium Toenail, and your teams for coming
Chazz: No problem Nico. I'm looking forward to this.
Gusty the Great: I am looking forward to it too.
Nico: Gusty, what do you like to do in your free time?
Gusty the Great: Well I teach everyone my life story in history classes and how I became a great hero.
Sunset Shimmer: Like when you swiped Grogar's bell and sealed it into Mount Everhoof.
Gusty the Great: That's right.
Me: That is really cool.
Nico: It sure is. Being a history teacher is fun.
Camie: It sure is.
Varie: I agree. It's a perfect way to teach everyone what you went through eons ago.
Me: Yep. And the best part is that bell is destroyed and Grogar is gone for good.
Nico: That was clever of you to do that
Gusty the Great: It was. And it was really brave and amazing.
Nico: That is for sure. By the way J.D. did you like the mascots dressed as goths?
Me: I sure did. And they were really good goths.
Brittney: A little too well.
Camie: Yeah. They were just totally out of character.
Nico: They even declined drinking beer!
Qin: Yeah! TOTALLY Out of character!
Xenia: I know!
Me: But thanks to showing the Blood and Honey trailer they came back.
Lola: Patrick did that too.
Nico: (LAUGHS) Yeah. That is for sure. But also we helped Gabe and kill Ahmed.
Xenia: Yeah that monster got what he deserved.
Nico: And now, Gabe has no enemies left out to kill him
Daring Do: Thank goodness.
Qin: Yeah he is free.
Lola: Good.
Nico: Yep.
Varie: And we got rid of the mummy too.
Camie: Yep we sure did.
Rainbow Dash: That was all awesome.
Nico: Princess Celestia, Leni Loud, Ren & Stimpy, Eli, Onewa, and Halinor did good.
Princess Celestia: We sure did.
Leni: It sure was totes fun.
Ren: Boy we had a great time there.
Stimpy: Oh joy! We sure did.
Eddy: We were gonna show the mascots the trailer to snap them out of it anyway
Me: Looks like I was one step ahead of you guys on that one.
Eddy: You sure were J.D.
Nico: Yep.
Camie: Yeah that was cool.
Nico: Hey what's this.
We saw a toy store poster.
Nico: (reads poster) "Free Annihilator 5000 Toys. Really work!" That sounds familiar.
Lincoln: Okay, guys, we've got ourselves a huge emergency: we got word that The Annihilator 3000 is here and it's causing havoc.
We gasped.
Nico: The Annihilator 3000?! That's from the Give Yourself Goosebumps story, Toy Terror: Batteries Included.
Nico got out the book.
Me: That means Slappy sent it after us.
Lincoln: That dummy really enjoys pissing us off to no end. Well, then, since we got a dangerous toy robot to deal with, we're gonna need all hands on deck.
Lincoln called the rest of the team, and they arrived.
Diamond Sam: We got here as fast as we could.
Yamiga: We're ready for The Annihilator 3000, and ready to piss Slappy off even more.
Lincoln: This should be good. (Sensed for The Annihilator 3000) AHA! Gotcha! I just spotted that destructive robot, he's 20 yards away and he's already wrecking the place. We better get there immediately before it trashes the city even more.
Nico: Right. We can't let this go on any further.
Lincoln: Then, we'll fix the damage. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) And hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.
Nico: That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!
Suddenly, we saw a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.
Lincoln: I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!
Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set out on The Annihilator 3000.
We arrived to see that The Annihilator 3000 has caused mondo damage in its rampage.
Me: Oh damn, look at this place.
Eli: What a mess!
Nico: It's like a disaster zone. Damn that Slappy.
Lincoln: We've never faced off against The Annihilator 3000 before, but he sure is one very dangerous robot.
Nico: That he is, Lincoln. This is also a perfect opportunity for you to test out your weapons that you had gotten from absorbing tons of machines and robots.
Me: Yeah.
The Annihilator 3000 was destroying everything in sight. Suddenly, massive waves of energy, gears, and lightning appeared from nowhere and they hit the The Annihilator 3000 and sent him flying into a brick wall that appeared out of nowhere Then, the energy waves converged and a massive tornado of colorful energy exploded out as a Thunderbird Screech and Phoenix Cry was heard, and we appeared.
Nico: Hold it right there, you walking piece of scrap metal!
Me: YEAH!
Lincoln: Should've known Slappy would pull something like this!
Annihilator 3000: (Robotic Voice) MUST DESTROY ALL LIFEFORMS!
Me: That robot is acting like Ultron!
Iron Man: Yeah it sure is!
The Annihilator 3000 fired laser blasts at us, but Lincoln made a massive indestructible diamond barrier that protected all of us from the laser blasts.
Diamond Sam: This has gone on long enough.
I took the fight to the planet Glaren.
Me: That's better.
Nico: Good thinking.
Nico: Wait. What are those?
More Annihilator 5000 Toy Robots came!
Me: It's like dealing with the Commando Elite all over again!
Xenia: YEAH!
Nico: Lets get them!
I pulled out my Noisy Cricket.
Me: Here we go.
I had it chirp and then…
BOOM!
I fired and it blew a bunch of them apart and then I was blown back by the intense recoil and I crashed into Nico and Eli.
Me: WHOA!
Nico: WHOA! That is one intensely powerful recoil there.
Me: Sorry about that guys.
I got up.
Brody: Ninja Spin!
Shinnosuke: Henshin!
They transformed and were ready!
Nico: OH YEAH!
Xenia: Awesome!
Brody and Shinnosuke fired energy blasts and blew many of the Annihilators to dust!
Me: YEAH! How about this too!
I formed a Suicide Fruit Rasengun!
Me: DARKNESS STYLE NINJA ART: SUICIDE FRUIT RASENGUN!
I fired it from a finger gun and it hit the Annihilators and exploded and then a bloodcurdling scream was heard!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
It blew them apart!
Nico: That is terrifying!
Lola: Yeah!
Nico: I got an idea! Let's program 10 of them to work for us!
Lisa Loud: An excellent idea!
Lisa ran and brought some of them over and deactivated them.
Me: We'll take those to the lab later on.
Xenia: Okay.
We blasted them all over.
Juran: Can't believe these small things would cause so much damage!
Iron Man: I know. It's like what happened when we battled Ultron.
Hulk: Hulk remember that!
Black Widow: That was a really rough battle.
Scarlet Witch: It sure was.
Me: That was still epic though.
I fired waves of energy and blasted the Annihilators all over.
Annilihator 5000s: We come in peace! We come in peace!
Me: Peace my ass!
Qin: Yeah you just want to destroy!
Xenia: Yeah!
Nico stepped on one.
CRUNCH!
Nico: Whoops!
Me: Man they just keep on coming!
Eli fired waves of Force Lightning and blasted them down.
Ahsoka slashed and destroyed many of them with her Lightsabers.
Ahsoka: Yeah!
Maria: Batteries not included!
Nico: Nope!
We fired energy waves and blasted them all over.
Chazz: I summon Ojama King!
He summoned the Ojamas and Ojama King!
Ojama Yellow: We're ready and willing boss!
Chazz: This is gonna be good!
Me: Good idea Chazz! I summon NINE HEADED DRAGON!
I summoned Nine-Headed Dragon!
Camie: COOL!
Me: ATTACK! ELEMENTAL MAYHEM BURST!
Nine-Headed Dragon fired waves of the Nine Elements and the blasts all hit the Annihilators and blasted them to dust!
Ojamas: OJAMA DELTA HURRICANE!
They spun and smashed the Annihilators all over the place!
Ojama Green: And I thought Chucky was bad!
Chazz: Tell me about it!
Lincoln: Sam, Clover and Alex told me about some toys that ran amok that they faced a while back.
Me: I remember hearing about that! That was crazy!
I fired waves of energy and blasted the Annihilators and blew them apart!
Catherine Lancaster: (British Accent) That must've been awful! RAINBOW REFRACTION!
She fired a powerful Rainbow Blast and it hit a bunch of Annihilators and blasted them all over the place.
Nico: We should fight him in the future.
Lincoln: Actually that's not needed. Seth was guilty and remorseful about what he did. He stole chips that made them come to life and realized the error of his ways. Jerry gave him community service.
Me: He's right.
Nico: Oh. That's okay then.
Me: At least he felt guilty about it and saved the girls lives from what I heard.
Nico: Yeah.
I fired waves of energy and blasted the Annihilators.
Nico: Nice one!
May: But good try though.
Me: It was.
Nico: Thanks. Where is Seth now?
Me: Jerry told me that he is working to help clean up around Los Angeles park.
Nico: Ah.
I fired waves of energy and blasted the Annihilators.
Eddy fired his blaster.
Eddy: YEAH!
Eddy blasted the Annihilators apart.
Edzilla: ED SMASH BAD TOYS!
He smashed and destroyed the Annihilators.
Edd blasted them all over.
Lola: YEAH!
Lola fired waves of fire and blasted the Annihilators.
Xenia fired energy arrows and blew them apart.
Iron Boy fired his missiles.
He blasted the Annihilators all over.
Qin: Take this!
She fired waves of energy and fire and blasted them.
We blasted the Annihilators until the big Annihilator was next.
Suddenly, Diamond Sam's teal eyes turned neon teal and she was surrounded by a teal and white energy aura with stars, light, diamonds, phoenixes, and angels, and as she approached The Annihilator 3000, she left teal and white energy, stars, light, diamonds, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Diamond Sam: If there's one thing I can't forgive, it's an overgrown piece of scrap metal like you and now to find out you're doing this on the orders of that stupid dummy! Now, you've really gone and done it, you're going to be turned into scrap metal for this!
Suddenly, Diamond Sam was surrounded by a massive vortex of teal and white energy with stars, light, and diamonds surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a teal phoenix with red eyes glaring at The Annihilator 3000: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Diamond Sam emerged, but she was changed forever.
Diamond Sam grew to 7'9" in height, she has gold metal bands on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large teal orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has teal highlights in the bangs of her long flowing blonde hair reaching the bottom of her neck and teal streak and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon teal eyes and a teal and white energy aura with stars, light, diamonds, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense neon rainbow protective aura with elements swirling around it, she has a phoenix holding a diamond in its claws emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with teal iris, she has on phoenix earrings with teal gems for eyes and holding the Diamond and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she has on her Crystal Necklace of the Buddha with teal gems on the gold star links and diamond crystal links and teal phoenix-shaped Element of Harmony and below the Element of Harmony is a phoenix with teal gems for eyes and holding the Diamond and Eternity Kanjis in its claws for the pendant and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck, she has on the same outfit as Sam, but hers is more diamond themed, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, light, diamonds, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix with diamonds and lights surrounding it. Suddenly, Diamond Sam felt a sharp pain on her back and then, massive blonde angel wings with teal tips on the large blonde feathers grew and sprouted out of her back, she has on a Ring of The Phoenix with teal gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and she has on teal fingerless gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on the back and Stone of Gelel embedded on her left hand.
Suddenly, Diamond Sam's massive greatswords and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging and they're surrounded by a kaleidoscope of teal energy, stars, lights, diamonds, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Diamond Sam's L-Emental Solar Light Shining Diamond Phoenix Angel Greatsword of L-Emental Eternal Solar Light Shining Diamond Phoenix Angel Love, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded diamonds and phoenix etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged yellow blade, large teal phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt with large diamonds embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large teal phoenix heads with diamonds for eyes and a large teal phoenix head with diamonds for eyes and diamond in its mouth on the bottom of the teal phoenix heads for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of the Champions of The Universe with large tea gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left gold Bracer, large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with large gold phoenix head with diamonds for eyes and large teal gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a teal kanji below the phoenix that said, "Diamond Sam, Member of The L-Ementals, Loving Girlfriend of Stone Luna, Archenemy of Pachinko Head, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Defender of The Loud House and The Loud Family, and Master of Diamonds and Phoenixes"
ダイアモンド・サム、L-エメンタルズのメンバー、ストーン・ルナの愛するガールフレンド、パチンコ・ヘッドの大敵、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、悪を滅ぼす者と滅ぼす者、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、数多くの驚くべき教師の驚くべき強力な生徒強力な教師、チーム ラウド フェニックス ストームのメンバー、ラウド ハウスとラウド ファミリーの擁護者、そしてダイヤモンドとフェニックスのマスター
Diamond Sam has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA L-EMENTAL TRUE ETERNAL SOLAR LIGHT SHINING DIAMOND PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC L-EMENTAL TRUE ETERNAL SOLAR LIGHT SHINING DIAMOND PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC L-EMENTAL TRUE ETERNAL SOLAR LIGHT SHINING DIAMOND PHOENIX ANGEL ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Diamond Sam's Super Angel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, but when The Annihilator 3000 saw it, he ran at her to smash her, but Diamond Sam fired a massive barrage of teal energy, stars, lights, diamonds, phoenixes, and angels and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him, he got back up, but he was even angrier than ever.
Diamond Sam: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The L-Emental True Eternal Solar Light Shining Diamond Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic L-Emental True Eternal Solar Light Shining Diamond Phoenix Angel Love) Looks like I've gone and really made him angry.
Yamiga: It won't matter though, he'll soon be dead.
Lincoln: And he'll never ever come back.
Suddenly, something appeared at Lincoln's left side, it's a massive black greatsword with embedded blood red gems and blood phoenix etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large midnight black upward curved ram horns for the crossguard, large blood red demon eyes built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black and red handle, and large blood red demon eye gem for the pommel.
Then, something else appeared, this time, at Lincoln's right side: it's a massive white greatsword with embedded blue gems and gold phoenix etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged white blade, large white angel wings for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt with large blue gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, and large blue gem for the pommel.
Nico: Whoa, what on earth are those two greatswords?
Sabrina Lorelai: (GASPS) I recognize the black greatsword from anywhere: that's The Greatsword of The Demonic Princes of Hell. According to legend, if any person pure of heart and overcame all the darkness that he's had to face, this dark greatsword will be gifted to said wielder.
Selene Arcangela: And I'd recognize the white greatsword from anywhere: that's The Greatsword of The Archangels of God. According to legend, this angelic greatsword will only be gifted to this person if he's not only strong and brave of heart, but also, has conquered the darkness that he's had to face.
Luna: Namely what Chase Young did in sending his life to Hell with what he did to Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, and Principal Huggins.
Lincoln: And what happened to me because of that bitch, Audrey Madison, and many others.
Me: Now, you have the legendary greatswords of Heaven and Hell as some added new weapons to your arsenal, so awesome!
Nico: This should be really awesome to see.
Suddenly, Yamiga's red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by a black and blood red energy aura with stars, darkness, shadows, cursed swords, demons, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive greatsword from her back, and as she approached The Annihilator 3000, she left black and blood red energy, stars, darkness, shadows, cursed swords, demons, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Yamiga: Every single word that Diamond Sam said is true, you're nothing more than a rampaging heap of scrap metal with a penchant and desire for destruction. Now, you've got yourself in deep shit now, we're taking you down and we're so going to enjoy pissing Slappy off even more.
Suddenly, Yamiga was surrounded by a massive vortex of black and blood red energy with stars, darkness, and shadows surrounding the vortex, there are cursed swords, demons, phoenixes, and angels flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a black phoenix with blood red eyes glaring at The Annihilator 3000: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Yamiga emerged, but she was changed forever.
Yamiga grew from 6'0" to 7'9" in height, she has metal gold bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large black and blood red orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the voluptuous body of a goddess, she has blood red highlights in the bangs of her long black hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blood red eyes and a black and blood red energy aura with stars, darkness, shadows, cursed swords, demons, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense neon rainbow protective aura with planets swirling around it, she has a phoenix and the Cursed Sword emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with yellow iris, she has on devil earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Cursed Sword, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has a devil with red gems for eyes and holding the Cursed Sword, Dark, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands on the bottom of her red devil-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold phoenix pendant of her Elemental Phoenix Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with blood red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and blood red gems on the black crescent moon links and she has on a white and gold accented choker on her neck along with her demonic choker. Yamiga has on a midnight black sleeveless dress with her demonic armor, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, darkness, shadows, cursed swords, demons, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is a phoenix and Cursed Sword surrounded by water. Suddenly, Yamiga felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, massive midnight black angel wings with blood red tips on the large midnight black feathers grew and sprouted out of her back and she now has eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails with blood red tips and blood red markings. Yamiga has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large blood red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Yamiga's massive greatsword and all the greatswords and swords she'd gotten began merging together and they're suddenly surrounded by a kaleidoscope of black and blood red energy, stars, darkness, shadows, cursed swords, demons, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it transformed into Yamiga the Cursed Sword's Darkness Demonic Cursed Sword Angel Greatsword of Darkness Demonic Cursed Sword Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded blood red gems and a Cursed Sword and phoenix etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged midnight black blade, large midnight black devil heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt with large blood red gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large midnight black devil heads with blood red gems for eyes and on the bottom of the devil heads is a large midnight black devil head with blood red gems for eyes and large blood red gem in its mouth for the pommel, she has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with blood red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left gold Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold devil head with blood red gems for eyes and large blood red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a blood red kanji below the phoenix and Cursed Sword that said, "Yamiga The Cursed Sword, Legendary Voluptuous Cursed Sword of Myth, Friend of Many Monster Girls, Future Wife of James Dean Knudson, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Darkness, Shadows, Cursed Swords, Demons, Phoenixes, and Angels"
ヤミガ 呪われた剣、伝説の官能的な神話の呪われた剣、多くのモンスター娘の友人、ジェームス・ディーン・クヌッドソンの将来の妻、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、の大使であり灯台宇宙への希望、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、誠実さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者であり悪の殺戮者、錯乱した、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして芸術の達人闇、影、呪剣、悪魔、不死鳥、そして天使」
Yamiga has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-CURSED SWORD-DEVIL-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DEATHLY BLOODY DARKNESS SHADOW VOLUPTUOUS DARK DEVIL CURSED SWORD ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC DEATHLY BLOODY DARKNESS SHADOW VOLUPTUOUS DARK DEVIL CURSED SWORD ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC DEATHLY BLOODY DARKNESS SHADOW VOLUPTUOUS DARK DEVIL CURSED SWORD ANGEL LOVE!
We were amazed by Yamiga's Super Angel-Cursed Sword-Devil-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation, and when I saw Yamiga, I had an atomic red blush on my face, hearts in my eyes, and my nose was bleeding. But, when The Annihilator 3000 saw it, he fell into an even more darker rage and ran at her to kill her, but Yamiga fired a massive barrage of black and blood red energy, stars, darkness, shadows, cursed swords, demons, phoenixes, and angels which hit The Annihilator 3000 and exploded with incredible power, he got back up, but now, he was beyond pissed off.
Yamiga: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Demonic Deathly Bloody Darkness Shadow Voluptuous Cursed Sword Devil Angel and Divine Cosmic Demonic Deathly Bloody Darkness Shadow Voluptuous Cursed Sword Devil Angel Love) Now, it's high time we reduce you to scrap metal.
Nico: And we're also going to piss Slappy off even more.
Lincoln: This is going to be good.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as well.
Then, I transformed into Super Angel-Wolf Moon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Hope and unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Greatsword of Universal Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Justice and we joined Diamond Sam and Yamiga and so did the rest of us as we unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You're done going on your rampage, you walking piece of scrap metal, and now, you're going to the scrap heap.
Lincoln, Diamond Sam, Yamiga, and I went after The Annihilator 3000, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, teal energy, black and blood red energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Twin-Tailed Comets, Golems, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Elemental Phoenixes, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at The Annihilator 3000 and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, we attacked him with our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more with his gold-armored claws and firing energy slashes from his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and I also left many more with my claws, and he, Diamond Sam, Yamiga, and I attacked them hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving The Annihilator 3000 insane and straight to the brink of insanity.
The Annihilator 3000 stomped towards us and it was literally in a fit of rage.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Let's see what these new greatswords are capable of.
Suddenly, Lincoln's massive Greatsword of The Archangels of God fired beams of holy white light at The Annihilator 3000 and his massive Greatsword of The Demonic Princes fired beams of demonic darkness at The Annihilator 3000 and exploded with incredible power, and they also went at it and they unleashed a powerful storm of holy and demonic energy slashes which destroyed it and they'd returned to their master's side, and then, Lincoln banished it to The Black Gates forever. Everyone cheered as Lincoln, Diamond Sam, Yamiga, and I holstered our massive greatswords on our backs and powered down, and Diamond Sam's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, gold halo, and massive blonde angel wings are permanent, and Yamiga's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, gold halo, eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails, and massive midnight black angel wings are permanent.
Nico: That's another of Slappy's attempts put down for good, and those brand new greatswords of yours really did some awesome damage to The Annihilator 3000, Lincoln.
Lincoln: It's like I was wielding the powers of Heaven and Hell at my side.
Then, Lincoln's massive Greatsword of The Archangels of God and Greatsword of The Demonic Princes transformed themselves into sword pendants for his Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love.
Me: Wow, so they transformed into pendants for your Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love.
Lincoln: That's whenever I'm not going to get into any fights, J.D., but whenever trouble rises, then, the swords will appear by my side once again.
Nico: Cool.
Qin: Yep.
Nico: Looks like 10 we reprogrammed are left.
Me: Yep.
Nico: This will be interesting and cool.
Me: Yep.
Lisa Loud: I'll reprogram them when we're done here.
Nico: Okay.
Eddy: Let's give each of them a new color.
Laney: Awesome idea Eddy.
Luan: Yeah. Good idea.
Me: That way we can tell them apart.
Ojama Yellow: That's a good idea. Wouldn't you agree boss?
Chazz: I agree too there.
Ojama Black: They should stand out more. Plus, the silver's too plain.
Nico: I agree there.
Chazz: Same here. Silver is too boring. And Rarity can coat them in jewels that match their colors.
Rarity: That is an excellent idea there.
Me: Yeah.
Lisa finished reprogramming them.
Annilator 5000s: We come in peace! We come in peace!
Nico: Yep. You sure do.
Me: Yep.
Qin: This will be awesome.
Me: Now we have the Anothers to face.
Eli: Lets see who we got. (CONCENTRATES) WHOA! We got Another Ice Cream Org, Whale Nezilar, Music Box Org, Barad Dur - The Tower of Sauron, White Blood Cell Weirdo, Cactus Phantom, Tsumiki Phantom, Rambling Ghost and Titanium Toenail.
WE GASPED!
Qin: The Tower of Sauron Barad Dur!?
Titanium Toenail: Yeah we built that for the Universe 666 Version of Sauron and it serves as the lookout for us to watch for intruders.
Nico: Whoa! That is an everwatchful eye there.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: Who do we call?
Me: Monarch, Gaia Blaize - Queen of The Earth Fairies, Marianna Almaden - Queen of the Water Fairies, Aprina Arabella - Queen of the Fire Fairies, Princess Kelpie, Kendall Perkins and Yamiga the Cursed Sword.
Nico: Cool!
Yamiga: And I'm already here. So that's cool.
Me: And Monarch just joined the team. I found her on a planet of ice and she would make a great addition to the team.
Nico: Nice.
Me: And also Kendall has had one amazing growth spurt.
Nico: Really?
Me: Yep.
Maria: I'll call them.
Maria did so and out came said people.
Kendall had grown into an amazing woman. She had a green and pink plaid tank top leotard and she had black boots, black fingerless gloves and had a hatchet in her hands.
Kendall Perkins: Hey guys.
Nico: Glad you could come and wow Kick, Kendall is one smoking babe.
Kick: Yeah she sure is.
Monarch: Looks like the fun has started.
Me: Yes it has.
But then there was a rumble and then out of the ground arose ANOTHER TOWER OF SAURON!
WE GASPED!
We were amazed to see how tall it is!
Me: WOW!
Qin: WOW! Seeing it up close is like seeing the real thing in Mordor!
Xenia: Yeah!
Melody Meteor: Wow! Just like in the books and in the movies! That is awesome!
Maria: (to Kendall) When exactly did you get a growth spurt?
Kendall: Oh I've been getting stronger and more powerful and I was getting taller and taller.
Nico: That explains it.
Qin: Yeah.
Kendall: Also ever since I joined you guys and I learned a lot over the years I got taller as I entered high school.
Nico: Cool.
Eli: Also I sense the anothers minus Titanium Toenail are one person.
Me: Ooh.
We then saw the rest of the Anothers on the tower.
Nico: There they are!
We saw Another Ice Cream Org, Whale Nezilar, Music Box Org, White Blood Cell Weirdo, Cactus Phantom, Tsumiki Phantom and Rambling Ghost!
Me: Whoa!
Nico: This will be big.
Another Eye of Sauron: (In a girls voice) This will be awesome.
Lincoln: Jenna Jakku!? Whoa!
They merged and she reverted back and was a girl with blond hair, purple eyes, purple clothes, orange angel wings and she had an awesome keyblade.
Jenna Jakku: Awesome to see you again Lincoln and wow you grew into an amazing young man.
Lincoln: I sure did.
Nico: Care to introduce us Lincoln?
Lincoln: Sure. Meet Jenna Jakku, Keyblade Knight of Jakku, she's my's Guardian Angel from Michigan and she's also a powerful Jedi and a powerful force of epic power. She was born and raised on the desert planet, Jakku, and she has intense light, fire, and heat powers and is as strong as 500,000,000 Jedi Knights put together. She has all of their powers and uses the powers of the Light Side of the Force for Good. She is the Keyblade Knight of the desert planet, Jakku, and she witnessed the Jedi Knights' battles against The Sith, and she'd helped out in many of their battles against The Sith. She came to Royal Woods long ago, and she really trained me a lot about how to use the Keyblade and I'd quickly absorbed all that knowledge, and I became an expert in wielding the Keyblade and she also trained me on how to use the magic spells associated with the Keyblade, and she's also one of the Keyblade Knights formed by Carolina Keyblada, and like her fellow Keyblade Knights, she harbors a deep grudge against Xehanort for all of the pain and suffering that he caused in his quest to forge the X-Blade and use it to destroy the entire universe and remake it in his image, and she swore if he ever returns again, she would slay him right where he stands and see to it that all those who follow him shall follow him to The Black Gates, and she also trained me a lot when it came to mastering The Light Side of The Force while Maridia Amidala trained me a lot when it came to mastering The Dark Side of The Force for Good, and over time, I became a powerful Master of The Light and Dark Side of The Force and I eventually became as strong as 900,000,000 Jedi Knights and 900,000,000 Sith Lords, and she taught me everything that she knows when it comes to using the powers of fire, heat, and light.
We were amazed.
Me: Wow! The Keyblade Knight of the planet Jakku.
Rey Skywalker: (British Accent) You're from my home planet. That is really amazing.
Jenna Jakku: It sure is and thank goodness you're okay Rey.
Nico: I WANT ICE CREAM!
Me: Nico calm down.
Nico: Sorry.
Jenna Jakku: He sure likes ice cream.
Me: Yep he sure does.
Nico: I WANT ICE CREAM NOW!
Me: NICO CALM DOWN! Jenna is the Another Titanium Toenail friendly or hostile?
Jenna Jakku: Friendly and she is a powerful force.
Me: Whoa.
May: Sorry we have to do this.
Girl Jordan: First lets separate you.
Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.
(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)
The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background.
Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
O holoré lay thee low
Holoél dark in the Deep
Down beneath the earth you go
Go holoré fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Fast to sleep
Dark holoré in the Deep
Rise again holoré now
Spring abundant holoél
Render green the dying bough
Raise the rock where Yurgen fell
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Raise the rock
Spring abundant holoél
She glowed and was separated from the Anothers.
Nico: GIVE ME ICE CREAM NOW!
Nico ran like McWolf from Tex Avery and jumped on Another Ice Cream Org and licked him all over!
We then blasted the Anothers and I caught the Wonder Ride Books. Nico then patted his belly and then burped up the Wonder Ride Book!
Me: Boy Nico sure licked him clean!
Maria: Better call in backup. (TURNS DIAL) WHITEOUT FURY 6!
She summoned Whiteout, Evil Rainbow Man, Vikings of Takar, Evil Aurora Woman, RTN Hinata and Octobulb!
Nico: YEAH! (BURPS)
But then…
Nico: Uh oh! AGH! BRAIN FREEZE!
Me: OOH! Geez! I hate it when that happens!
Lola: Yikes!
May and Maria hugged Nico.
Jenna Jakku: That's what happens when you eat ice cream way too fast.
Me: Yeah no kidding.
Whiteout: Nico ate Another Ice Cream Org really fast?
Me: Yep. At least his head isn't turning into a block of ice.
Nico: I just love ice cream!
Lola: We know Nico.
Me: It could have been worse. Like the time when Peter Griffin's head exploded when he ate half a fudgesicle in one bite.
CUTAWAY
Peter Griffin: Oh boy a fudgesicle!
He ate half of it in one bite and then got A NASTY BRAIN FREEZE!
He cringed and then screamed and then…
SQUELCH!
HIS ENTIRE HEAD EXPLODED! SPLATTERING BRAIN MATTER AND BLOOD AND GUTS ALL OVER THE PLACE!
END CUTAWAY
Nico: Ouch!
Me: Yeah. No shit.
Stewie: That was a funny cutaway J.D.
Me: Thanks Stewie. Now for Another Titanium Toenail.
Nico: Yep.
SLASH!
I got cut by something in my face.
Me: OUCH!
I got cut on my face by a giant titanium toenail!
Blood dripped down my face.
Me: OUCH! Where did that come from?
Nico: No idea!
Eli: From her!
We saw Another Titanium Toenail!
Me: Whoa!
Titanium Toenail: Who is that good looking guy?
Me: Another you.
Another Titanium Toenail: (In a girls voice) Oh man! Sorry J.D.
Me: (GASP) That voice.
She reverted back and was a girl with light blue hair, a bow in her hair, blue eyes, blue clothes and blue wings and she had a tiara with the symbol of a different version of the Moon Dopant and she had the same symbol on her skirt and had a moon sword in her hands.
Me: (GASP) Serenity Moon!
Serenity Moon: Awesome to see you again J.D.
Me: You too. Serenity is the Embodiment of a different version of the Moon Dopant and she has moon powers and also is a master of the night.
Serenity Moon: It's true. Also I know how to fire energy blades too.
Titanium Toenail: That's cool! Except mine are metal.
Serenity Moon: Close enough.
Kaito: (gets out Zyuranger gear) Did Swartz promise you anything?
Zocks: (gets out Jetman gear) Because we can grant it instead
Kaito got a Mighty Morphin Sword and Zocks got a Jetman Sword.
Serenity Moon: No he didn't promise me anything. I used the cover of the moonlight at night to escape.
Me: Very crafty.
Nico: Nice.
Sougo: (gets out Mighty Morphin Ridewatch) Are you related to Sailor Moon?
Geiz: (gets out Jetman Ridewatch) If not, it's okay.
Sougo got TyrannoMightyMorphinArmor while Geiz got RedHawkArmor.
Serenity Moon: (LAUGHS) That's funny. Everyone asks that but no we aren't related.
Me: That's alright.
Lincoln: Lets separate you first.
He fired a beam of light and separated her.
Serenity Moon: Awesome.
She slashed Another Titanium Toenail all over.
Nico: Time for some blade power! (ACTIVATES TITANIUM TOENAIL AND RAMBLING GHOST'S RIDEWATCHES)
He fired blades of energy and smashed the Another all over.
May: Taste the dead. (ACTIVATES HADES (Clash of The Titans) And TTG LEPRECHAUN'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired skulls and rainbows and blasted the Another.
Maria: Mary Francis, I don't know why people hate you but I don't. (ACTIVATES MARY FRANCIS AND HAMSTERVIEL'S RIDEWATCHES)
She fired magic and energy blasts and blasted the Another.
Gusty the Great: This will be good. (ACTIVATES RAMBLING GHOST'S RIDEWATCH)
She fired magic blasts and blasted the Another down.
Then Titanum Titan, Megalon, Gabatt Kababacci, Wood Ninja, Tap Tap and Stoica came.
Nico: Nice team Titanium Titan!
Titanium Titan: (Spanish Accent) Gracias Nico.
Me: Boy this will be fun.
Stoica: Aw, you had ice cream without us?
Nico: MINE!
Me: Nico you already ate all that.
Nico: Oh right.
?: Geez Nico always loved ice cream.
Yamato Man came.
Me: Yamato Man! Wow!
Yamato Man: (In a girls voice) This will be fun and cool.
Nico: Suki Yamato!? Whoa!
She reverted back and was a girl with purple hair and purple clothes and purple angel wings and she had a spear in her hands and she had a symbol of Mount Fuji on the middle of her forehead.
Suki Yamato: Awesome to see you again Nico. I got this.
She fired a blast of energy and blasted the Another down and I caught the ridewatch and purified it.
Me: Awesome.
Nico: That was fun.
Gusty the Great: What's your favorite memory of Nico?
Suki Yamato: When me and Nico raided a Yakuza hideout and we killed them all.
Nico: That was fun.
Me: That is cool.
Laney: Yep.
Nico and Suki hugged.
Nico: I've missed you.
Suki Yamato: Same here.
We went back home
After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, Kaiba, Aquarius, Noriko Kaiba, and Alex Ramirez are heading to Lansing, Michigan, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the four girls and Ed Cowart is going to rescue the thirty-six girls here, but we're going to be hearing of an old legend that was told over a hundred years ago, and we're also going to end the century old curse tied to this legend.
Lincoln: Ah, we're here in Lansing, Michigan, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the four girls and Ed Cowart is going to rescue the thirty-six girls here, but we're going to be hearing of an old legend that was told over a hundred years ago, and we're also going to end the century old curse tied to this legend.
Nico: A legend? What kind of legend?
Suddenly, we saw a beautiful and super sexy girl with long midnight black hair with red hairband, pink eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, massive and beautiful midnight black angel wings, and she was dressed in a short-sleeved midnight black blouse, midnight black short-sleeved frilly shirt, white cravat, long midnight black frilly skirt with jewels around the waist, midnight black knee-high boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, shadows, demons, creatures of the night, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back are the creatures of the night, and holstered on her back is a massive greatsword.
Along with a beautiful and super sexy girl with long ice blue hair with ice blue hairband, ice blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, massive blue butterfly wings, and she was dressed in a sleeveless green top, green skirt, green knee-high boots with butterfly buckles, and long white sleeveless trenchcoat with stars, snow, ice, snowflakes, ice crystals, magic, fairies, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is an ice fairy, and holstered on her back is a massive greatsword, and with her are the four girls Lincoln is to rescue and the thirty-six girls that Ed Cowart is to rescue.
Lincoln: (GASPS) Allie Calavera, Lansing's Queen of Darkness and Crystal Blanchard, Queen of The Ice Fairies.
Allie Calavera: That's right, and it's awesome to see you again, and we know why you're here. Follow us.
We headed deeper into Lansing, and we came across a grave with an oak tree above the grave.
Allie Calavera: This is the gravesite of one of the most notorious witches ever to haunt Lansing, and the story you're going to hear isn't for the faint of heart.
We listened closely to Allie's tale.
Allie Calavera: My grandfather told me this story when I was a child, and I remembered it all too well. It started over a hundred years ago in 1910, there was a boy who was born here, his name is Miguel Calavera, and according to my grandfather, he's my great-great-great-great grandfather. Like me, he was born with incredible dark powers, but he was forbidden by his parents to show them to anyone for fear of being accused of being a witch because of the fear of witches. However, everyone did look at him strangely, his eyes were black as coal and he was always dressed in dark clothes. One of the people said that they'd seen him talking to someone that wasn't there, and that frightened them, but it didn't stop there: children began waking up from nightmares late at night and the people reported seeing a figure at their windows, a sign of ghostly phenomenon, and they also saw animal corpses and the milk was sour: those were signs of witchcraft, and to the townspeople at the time, it made a lot of sense. Soon enough, they put all the signs together, and discovered they have a witch in their midst and it was most likely Miguel.
We gasped.
Allie Calavera: But, it didn't end there, Miguel drove a huge wedge in his family when someone saw him doing fortune telling which was forbidden at that time. Soon enough, he was brought before the people accused of witchcraft, and as a result, he was shunned forever, banned from Lansing, and was forever cut off from everyone including his own parents. But, they would be in very huge trouble, in his anger, Miguel hurled a curse on the entire community saying that the people of Lansing will suffer his revenge, whether they're sleeping in their beds or sitting in their chairs, everyone will suffer his revenge.
Me: Oh no! He's laid a curse on Lansing.
Allie Calavera: Exactly, and among the shocked population were those who had sought his counsel, they fear that the curse will haunt them for generations to come. But, one evening, on December 21st, The Winter Solstice, delirious from hunger and driven mad from isolation and loneliness, Miguel wandered in search of food, but one morning, a farmer doing his early chores discovered something in rags, and he saw who it was: Miguel Calavera, he perished from starvation and froze to death, but the problems were far from over. Hoping to preserve his eternal soul, his parents recovered his body and dig him a grave in a secret late night burial, but as soon as the people found out, they ordered that an oak tree was planted on his grave to keep his dark soul from escaping.
Kaiba: An oak tree planted above a grave? That's rather unusual.
Lincoln: Not exactly, it was said in local folklore that the oak tree placed on the grave of a suspected witch will bind their body and spirit to the Earth, its roots and the grace of God will keep the witch from escaping and getting revenge, but it will never fully destroy the witch, it instead absorbs the dark spirits.
Allie Calavera: But, the evil was only kept at bay for as long as the tree stood strong, and as the dark activity ceased and the decades passed, his story passed on to legend.
Lincoln: But, the fear of what happened over a hundred years ago would eventually be reborn into the modern day world. On December 21st, 2010, it was The Winter Solstice once again and it was the 100-year anniversary of Miguel Calavera's death when the slumbering evil awakened. A devastating winter storm blew into Lansing: and it spooked the nearby animals and something evil possessed the children living there into attacking the animals or were suffering from convulsive attacks as well.
Eli: Okay, now that was really dark.
Allie Calavera: It sure was. Then, after the storm was over, one of the locals remembered the story of Miguel Calavera. He went to check on Miguel's grave, and he saw the mighty oak tree was destroyed in the storm. Since the oak tree was destroyed, Miguel's dark spirit was unleashed and free to cause havoc on the people, and by seeing how the children were badly attacked and/or possessed and how the animals reacted, there was no mistaking it.
Me: Oh God, now that's dark.
Lincoln: Eventually, a new oak tree was planted on top of Miguel's grave to contain his evil spirit once more and the old oak tree was burned. But, even planting a new oak tree wouldn't last long because each year on December 21st, the anniversary of Miguel's death, a fierce winter storm blows into the city, destroys the oak tree, and releases Miguel's evil spirit once more. No one in Lansing is safe from Miguel's wrath: the evil blackens the skies with dark clouds and shadows in their homes, destroys their property, spooks their animals, and possesses their children, and the only way for the citizens of Lansing to protect everyone from Miguel's revenge is to continue planting another oak tree and pray that he doesn't escape.
Lucy Loud: It was the only way for the people of Lansing to be safe, but now, we felt it: the curse of Miguel Calavera is festering, it won't be long before The Winter Solstice arrives, and the witch's curse is unleashed once more.
Lincoln: Exactly, Lucy. So, our plan is this: we're going to perform an exorcism on the tree, and then, once Miguel Calavera is brought back from the grave, we strike him down and send him straight to The Black Gates and end the witch's curse. Let's get to work.
The Goths of Darkness made a massive circle of salt surrounding the tree and they also made some arcane symbols as well. Suddenly, the salt circle began glowing: the sign that the exorcism is about to start, but then, we heard an unearthly and ungodly growl coming from the tree: Miguel Calavera isn't going to go without a fight, but Lincoln stood his ground as he recited The Lord's Prayer and we suddenly heard the tree let out one last unearthly and ungodly roar as it unleashed a black and red mist of darkness, and it took on the form of a male black-haired teen dressed in black clothes from 1910: it was Miguel Calavera, accused vengeful witch who laid the curse on the town.
Allie Calavera: It's him.
Lincoln: Miguel Calavera, your ancestor and the one who put the curse on Lansing a century ago.
Sylvester: Now, all we have to do is end him and the curse is over.
Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.
Lincoln: Exactly, he's the source of the curse that began over a century ago, so we slay him, and that ends the century old curse of Miguel Calavera.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demonic Dark Knight Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Greatsword of Demonic Dark Knight Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade of Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Darren Arcangela, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Kaiba and his team, Timmy's friends, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Eternal Night Dream Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Me, Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after Miguel Calavera, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.
Then, Lincoln fired waves of energy slashes from his massive greatsword and The Greatsword of The Archangels of God and Greatsword of The Demonic Princes and they tore Miguel Calavera apart and Lincoln not only sucked out all of Miguel Calavera's dark powers, but he was sent to The Black Gates for good as the menacing aura surrounding the tree over his grave fades away for good. We cheered as we holstered our weapons and powered down.
Lincoln: And so ends the century old curse of Miguel Calavera. (To Allie Calavera and Crystal Blanchard) And it's so good to see you both again, Allie Calavera and Crystal Blanchard.
Allie Calavera: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met.
Crystal Blanchard: And I knew you'd be here for the very reason to end Miguel Calavera's curse.
Lincoln went up to Crystal Blanchard and he hugged her, and Crystal Blanchard is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Then, Lincoln went up to Allie Calavera and he hugged her, and Allie Calavera is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on his massive forearms, short stubble on his jawline, and chest hair in the middle of his chest, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.
Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you two since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.
Crystal Blanchard: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'3" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, fine hair on your massive forearms, short stubble on your jawline, and chest hair in the middle of your chest and many accessories and gold halo behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness.
Allie Calavera: You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.
Me: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as me, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know this beautiful ice fairy and goth girl?
Lincoln: Indeed I do, J.D., the ice fairy is Crystal Blanchard, Queen of The Ice Fairies, she's my Guardian Angel and the Queen of The Ice Fairies of The Blizzard Kingdom, an enchanted fairy village populated by The Ice Fairies. Crystal Blanchard is a human sized fairy and powerful and skilled fighter with incredible control over ice and possess many incredible powers over ice and magic. I met Crystal when I discovered a portal that led to The Blizzard Kingdom in the secret garden my Guardian Angels and I know about, and I saved Crystal from an attack caused by the very deranged fairy-obsessed killer Randall Williams. Crystal was very impressed by my strength, bravery, intellect, and courage along with my skills in combat and magic, so much so that like the promise he made with Lily the Mermaid and with my entire harem, I promised that when I came of age, I will marry her.
Me: We were hoping to meet her at her kingdom, but you had an emergency here in Lansing.
Lincoln: Exactly, and this is Allie Calavera, Lansing's Queen of Gothic Darkness, she's my Guardian Angel from Lansing, Michigan, she's a very powerful Dark Goth Angel with immense and incredible power over The Dark Arts, Witchcraft, darkness, dark magic, black magic, Satanic Magic, Necromancy, The Occult, demons, and creatures of the night, and she was also born with massive black angel wings, but she has a dark family history that began over a hundred years ago with a boy that was born in 1910, that boy was her ancestor, Miguel Calavera, like Allie Calavera, he was born with incredible dark powers, but he was forbidden to even show them to anyone for fear of being accused of being a witch because of his parents' strict religious upbringing. However, everyone did look at him strangely, his eyes were black as coal and he was always dressed in dark clothes. One of the people said that they'd seen him talking to someone that wasn't there, and that really frightened them, but it didn't stop there: late at night, children began waking up from bad nightmares and the ghostly phenomenon also started at night as well, and they also saw animal corpses, and the townspeople put all that together, and discover they have a witch in their midst and it was Miguel. Then, he drove a huge wedge in his family when someone saw him doing fortune telling which was forbidden at that time. Soon enough, he was brought before the people accused of witchcraft, and as a result, he was shunned forever and he was forever cut off from everyone including his own parents. But, they would be in very huge trouble, in his defiance, Miguel hurled a curse on the entire community saying that God's vengeance will strike them down and Lansing will suffer his revenge, whether the people are sleeping in their beds or sitting in their chairs, everyone will suffer. Among the shocked population were those who had sought his counsel, they fear that the curse will haunt them for generations to come. But, one evening, on December 21st, The Winter Solstice, delirious from hunger and driven mad from isolation and loneliness, Miguel wandered in search of food, but he fell into nearby Lake Michigan and drowned. His body was brought to shore days later, some believe he was murdered, others believe it to be God's work, but the very problems were far from over. Hoping to preserve his eternal soul, his parents recover his body and dig him a grave in a secret late night burial, and an oak tree was planted on his grave to keep his dark soul from escaping. But, the evil was only kept at bay for as long as the tree stood strong, and each year on December 21st, the anniversary of his death, a devastating storm strikes Lansing, knocks the tree down, and releases Miguel's evil spirit upon the city.
Nico: Just like what we heard. So, she called you here to Lansing for one reason.
Allie Calavera: To put an end my ancestor's century-old curse, I knew we couldn't keep planting oak trees forever because each year on December 21st, The Winter Solstice and the anniversary of his death, a devastating winter storm he conjures destroys the tree and releases his spirit on the city once again.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's best that we ended Miguel's curse before December 21st or there was going to be another repeat of what happened in the years before that, and now that you two are here.
Lincoln went up to and hugged Crystal Blanchard in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Then, Lincoln went up to and hugged Allie Calavera in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on her blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her neck healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.
Crystal Blanchard: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.
Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Crystal Blanchard's neck with ice blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and ice blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck, and an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Allie Calavera's neck with red gems on the gold lightning bolts and red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.
Crystal Blanchard : (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!
Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Crystal Blanchard and Allie Calavera.
Crystal Blanchard and Allie Calavera had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around their waists and he leaned down to their faces and kissed them on the lips and they also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the four girls Lincoln was to rescue and the thirty-six girls Ed Cowart was to rescue, and when Lincoln saw the four girls, he immediately recognized them. The four girls are Tamane Ichijiyou, Futaba Suzukiri, Mari Mitsubishi, Shiki Getsukoin, and Mika Housenjiru from Office True Love.
And when Ed Cowart saw the thirty-six girls, he immediately recognized them, the thirty-six girls are Reiko Shirasawa and Miyomi from Huge Breasts Horny Tutor, Loretta Magnamia, Leezabel Worth, Irine, Marianelli, and Annette from Paizuri Fiancee, Aina Kuze and Misaki Ayuki from Mama ni wa Naisho no Papa Netori ~Watashi, Oyome-san ni Naru ne~, Night Charger, Bad Lotion, and Madame Venom from Sacrifice Villains, Ruby D. Satou from Gamen kara Detekita Oshi Vtuber to H na Dousei Seikatsu ~Shomin-ha Kyuuketsuki Ojou-sama wa Keiyaku Shitai~, Twiska from Brandish, Chris Saiga, Leviathan, Astarte, Bel, Anna the Knight, Luna the Wolf, Zoey the Pink Slime and Corina the Blue Slime, Seraphiel, Tori the Fox, Zelda the Fairy, Elena the Dragon, Jane the Valkyrie, Lala the Succubus, and Yoko the Dark Elf from Demon Master Chris, Sara the Succubus, Mara the Medusa, Nora the Mora, Suzu Koganemaru, Miki Motomi, and Miyuki Konnozaki from Bleed Blood, and Lovelia from Troubledays.
Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Tamane Ichijiyou, Futaba Suzukiri, Mari Mitsubishi, Shiki Getsukoin, and Mika Housenjiru from Office True Love.
Ed Cowart: And Reiko Shirasawa and Miyomi from Huge Breasts Horny Tutor, Loretta Magnamia, Leezabel Worth, Irine, Marianelli, and Annette from Paizuri Fiancee, Aina Kuze and Misaki Ayuki from Mama ni wa Naisho no Papa Netori ~Watashi, Oyome-san ni Naru ne~, Night Charger, Bad Lotion, and Madame Venom from Sacrifice Villains, Ruby D. Satou from Gamen kara Detekita Oshi Vtuber to H na Dousei Seikatsu ~Shomin-ha Kyuuketsuki Ojou-sama wa Keiyaku Shitai~, Twiska from Brandish, Chris Saiga, Leviathan, Astarte, Bel, Anna the Knight, Luna the Wolf, Zoey the Pink Slime and Corina the Blue Slime, Seraphiel, Tori the Fox, Zelda the Fairy, Elena the Dragon, Jane the Valkyrie, Lala the Succubus, and Yoko the Dark Elf from Demon Master Chris, Sara the Succubus, Mara the Medusa, Nora the Mora, Suzu Koganemaru, Miki Motomi, and Miyuki Konnozaki from Bleed Blood, and Lovelia from Troubledays.
Just then, when Reiko Shirasawa and the other thirty-six girls saw who it was that saved them from Miguel Calavera, they jumped on Ed Cowart and kissed him all over the place, he has kissy marks on his face, massive and muscular body, and eight-pack abs.
Lincoln: It's been a while since you've rescued some girls for your harem, Ed. Are you girls okay?
Tamane Ichijiyou: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.
Then, when Tamane Ichijiyou and the other three girls saw who it was that saved them from Miguel Calavera, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'3" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, fine hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with a gold lightning bolt and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem emblazoned on his forehead with Third Eye on his forehead with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.
He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold cuff Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his large wrists with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold cuff Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the orange crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with a large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair in the center of his chest, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, his Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around his legs and ten multi-colored smaller orbs orbiting around his waist and circling around his feet on the floor are eleven golden crosses with angelic runes and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.
Tamane Ichijiyou: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.
Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.
Lincoln made three clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the wider muscular backs of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.
Tamane Ichijiyou: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.
Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Tamane Ichijiyou, Futaba Suzukiri, Mari Mitsubishi, Shiki Getsukoin, and Mika Housenjiru with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha along with white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to the World Tree Estate, and the rest of the team was shocked to find out the villain we went after was Miguel Calavera, a century-old witch from Lansing who died in 1928 after he was shunned forever after being accused of witchcraft, but not before placing a curse on Lansing that promised that he would have his revenge.
But, when Lincoln showed what he did in using the exorcism prayer to draw out Miguel Calavera's evil spirit from his grave, and then, what we all did in thrashing him, and Lincoln finishing him off by firing energy slashes from his massive greatsword and his new greatswords that he acquired which killed Miguel Calavera and sent him to The Black Gates forever and ending the century-old witch's curse for good, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him all over the place. Lincoln, Allie Calavera, and Crystal Blanchard have a lot of catching up to do now that she's back in town.
Maria: Whoa, so that explains those ungodly roars we heard from Lansing, you guys were there to get rid of Miguel Calavera for good.
Lincoln: That's right.
Nico: And we heard the story of him from Allie Calavera, and it was really really dark.
Me: And we finally brought an end to the century-old curse of Miguel Calavera for good, now Lansing is safe from the threat of the supernatural.
Lincoln: Yep. No more vengeful spirits of century-old witches and no more dark curses will haunt the city of Lansing ever again.
After ending the century-old curse of Miguel Calavera that was cast on Lansing a century ago, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Crystal Blanchard and Allie Calavera saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her face, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.
Crystal Blanchard: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'3" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever.
Allie Calavera: He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.
Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Crystal and Allie, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.
Crystal Blanchard: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.
Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.
Allie Calavera: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.
Nico: Yep. So, Crystal, Allie, what memories did you have with Lincoln?
Crystal Blanchard and Allie Calavera put up a video, and it showed Lincoln, Crystal Blanchard, and Allie Calavera during winter time in Royal Woods and they were dressed in their snow clothes and they were having fun in the snow.
Past Crystal Blanchard: This is so awesome.
Past Lincoln: It sure is, Crystal.
Past Allie Calavera: Winter in Royal Woods is like a winter wonderland.
LOUD MONSTROUS BELCH!
Suddenly, Lincoln caught the stench of B.O., limburger cheese, chum, and feet in the air and almost threw up and his eleven massive and long white tails had gone wild and his massive white angel wings were glowing.
Past Crystal Blanchard: Oh no. Trouble?
Past Lincoln: Yep, it's Lynn, and it's... (GULPS)
Past Allie Calavera: (ECHOING VOICE) PACKING DAY!
Suddenly, they saw Lynn appear and she was on another Packing Day rampage once again, but then, they saw a massive army of hulking muscular thugs heading right for Lincoln, Crystal Blanchard, and Allie Calavera and they were out to kill them, no doubt sent by that mutant, Flip. Suddenly, Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of the massive army of hulking muscular thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking the hulking muscular thugs dry of all of their blood, massive muscle mass, virility, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his eleven massive and long white tails and he was growing even stronger.
When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln who was now even larger in muscle mass and even more taller and stronger and much more imposing and his orange swim trunks have stretched out even more thanks to the sudden muscle mass increase, and the thugs were dead and weak and thin as a rake and completely drained of blood. Then, he turned his attention to Lynn and she roared and threw snowballs at them, but Lincoln fired blasts of fire which melted them, and then, he ran at Lynn and gave her a mega hard punch with his excessively massive brute superhuman strength that sent her flying back to The Loud House where she crashed through the roof and landed in a titanium cage in her room.
Past Crystal Blanchard: Linky, are you alright?
Past Lincoln: I'm okay, Crystal, this always happens whenever that mutant send his massive army of hulking muscular thugs after me.
Past Allie Calavera: True, you always wind up getting larger in muscle mass and even more taller and stronger than ever, and you really kicked Lynn's smelly butt, you know this means she's getting her ass kicked when we get back. (Seductively) But, first.
Suddenly, Crystal Blanchard and Allie Calavera seductively walked up to and hugged Lincoln, and he hugged her back as he wrapped his arms around their waists and they kissed him, but Lincoln was then kissed all over the place: his face, his massive arms and biceps, his massive pecs, eight-pack abs, and legs, and he was literally both dazed and in Heaven.
Past Lincoln: (In Heaven) Now, that...was so...awesome.
Then, snow continued to fall on them, and it was truly a romantic sight as the video ended.
May: Sheesh, so Lynn was out on another Packing Day rampage, and that mutant tried to kill you three again?!
Allie Calavera: Exactly. And after we had our passionate make-out session, we went back home and we already knew that Lynn was already in her cage.
Luna: Yep, and needless to say, that belching farting overly-aggressive wild animal also got grounded for eighteen weeks before she got thrown back in like the gorilla that she is. Plus, when we heard that mutant tried to also kill them, I wanted nothing more than to hit him on the head.
Lily: Same here, and we knew Lynn would go way too far again since it was Packing Day, we thought we were rid of Dark Lynn, but we were wrong, and we even reprimanded her big time, and I went as far as to whack her cage with a mallet twenty five times, and that of course also caused her to let out a ton of gasses again. Thank goodness we had those 25th Exomasks on.
Nico: Chase Young no doubt had a hand in this, he caused Dark Lynn to return and he did the same thing like he did to Sebastian.
Lincoln: You know, I was about to point that out, Nico.
We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Simulator Evelyn, Simulator Nita, Simulator Dana, and Simulator Morgan are heading to Beach Bowl Galaxy.
Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'3", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.
And Simulator Evelyn, Simulator Nita, Simulator Dana, and Simulator Morgan are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Simulator Evelyn, Simulator Nita, Simulator Dana, and Simulator Morgan all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.
Simulator Evelyn: Wow, so, this is Beach Bowl Galaxy, it sure is beautiful.
Lincoln: It sure is, Evelyn, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?
Lincoln, Simulator Evelyn, Simulator Nita, Simulator Dana, and Simulator Morgan dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball match, and Simulator Evelyn, Simulator Nita, Simulator Dana, and Simulator Morgan got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails. But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln grabbed each of them one by one and he sucked out all of their muscle mass, strength, and virility and made them thin as rakes and completely weak and he set them on fire and sent them to The Black Gates forever.
Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Simulator Evelyn, Simulator Nita, Simulator Dana, and Simulator Morgan and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and Simulator Evelyn, Simulator Nita, Simulator Dana, and Simulator Morgan placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones, and then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.
Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Beach Bowl Galaxy, eh, Lincoln?
Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!
Suddenly, four Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Simulator Evelyn, Simulator Nita, Simulator Dana, and Simulator Morgan with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.
Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, now Simulator Evelyn, Simulator Nita, Simulator Dana, and Simulator Morgan are in your harem.
May: Yeah, I knew they'd be good matches for his harem, since the real Evelyn, Nita, Dana, and Morgan already have love interests.
Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.
Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.
Rarity: And trying to kill Simulator Evelyn, Simulator Nita, Simulator Dana, and Simulator Morgan, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.
Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!
Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.
Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!
Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!
Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.
Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!
We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.
SNAPS FINGERS!
We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.
Me: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!
Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!
Luna: DO IT, BRO!
Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!
MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!
Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three-cheeked butt like crazy!
Flip stopped farting like crazy.
Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you disgusting three butt-cheeked mutant!
Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.
Me: Because of you using Walker's powers.
Connor Chan: In hindsight, I should've known better than to do that.
Later we were at the park relaxing. But then we smelled something really foul!
Sailor Moon: What's that smell?
Me: (Sniffs) OH GOOD GOD! Nico are you lactose intolerant!?
Nico: NO IT'S NOT ME! Also no I'm not lactose intolerant.
Poromon: Hey guys! Like my socks?
We saw Poromon wearing sweaty stinky socks!
Me: (Sniffs) OH GOOD GOD! THOSE STINK REALLY BAD!
Ikki: Kita, me and Vice will never regret meeting you.
Kira: I won't either. It was so awesome.
Vice: It sure was.
Lizzy Morris: Good Lord!
Bulk Biceps: Those are my socks that I never washed for 6 years!
WE WERE SUPER GROSSED OUT!
Me: THAT IS SO GROSS! (VOMITS ON NICO)
Nico: OH SICK!
Lincoln: That is so wrong Bulk!
LINCOLN THREW UP ON NICO TOO!
But the smell was so UNBEARABLE THAT EVERYONE INUNDATED NICO IN THROWUP!
EVERYONE THREW UP ALL OVER NICO!
Luna: PUKE STORM!
FWOMP!
Luna fainted.
Vice: Remember when you guys met me on Mustafar?
Kita: That was so fun and cool.
Vice: Boy that was cool.
Ikki: It sure was.
Sakura Igarashi: It sure was awesome.
Blackout: You mean you never washed your clothes in so many years?!
Bulk Biceps: Yeah it's because I work out a lot and it's fun.
Fluttershy even got sick and threw up on Nico.
Nico: AW MAN!
Fluttershy: OH NO! I'm sorry Nico.
Rainbow Dash: Believe me guys I know. The smell is horrible. I wore that sock during a soccer game.
Me: (THROWS UP ON NICO) OH YUCK!
Ikki: Don't forget that you guys helped reunite me and Vice
Kita: That is for sure.
Vice: Yeah that was cool.
Ikki: Yep.
Kita: Yeah it was cool.
Deadpool: Not to mention many people say that me and Vice are alike
Ikki: Yeah you and Vice have so much in common Wade.
Then they saw us throwing up all over Nico!
They heard us saying things about a foul odor!
Ikki: Uh oh.
Kita pulled out a nose plug and gave a couple to Deadpool and Ikki.
Vice: Good thing I don't have a nose.
Kita: Good gravy what happened!?
I pointed to Poromon wearing Bulk Biceps socks.
Kita: Whose socks are those?
Poromon: Bulk Biceps. He hasn't washed these in 6 years.
Kita: Okay that is wrong!
?: Boy no kidding!
A girl flew in and she had red hair, red eyes, red clothes and red angel wings and she had Cheetah Ears and a Cheetah Tail and had a tiara with the symbol of the Zyuohgers on it and the same symbol on her skirt.
Zinnia Zyuohger: Zinnia Zyouhger, Embodiment of the Zyuohgers and Avatar of the Zyumans.
Kita: Awesome to meet you Zinnia.
Zinnia Zyuohger: Same here.
Yamato: Wow it's an honor to meet our embodiment.
Zinnia Zyuohger: Same here. I heard you guys killed Ginis.
Me: That was awesome and cool.
Tusk: It sure was.
Leo: Yeah I'll say.
Hardhead: Tell us more about yourself
Zinnia Zyuohger: Well I'm actually a Zyuman hybrid. I'm half human half Zyuman. My mother was the Cheetah Zyuman.
Nico: Cool!
Zinnia Zyuohger: Yeah. I am a track runner and I won my school every championship there is and I also help people out by reading stories to kids in the hospital.
Seia: That's amazing.
Me: It sure is.
Zinnia Zyuohger: Yeah.
Nico: Would you like to join the team?
Zinnia Zyuohger: I would be honoed.
Me: Awesome. Lets get you cleaned up Nico and Bulk I think it's time you washed those socks.
Bulk Biceps: You're right. It has been a while.
Drag Strip: Boss, who gets to shine today?
Nico: Georgina, Luna Loud, Sam S.L., Xenia the Xerneas, Irma, and Kadma.
Me: Awesome.
Camie: Yeah!
Me: First lets get Nico cleaned up before we talk about more.
Nico: Good idea.
Maria fired a wave of water and cleaned him up.
Maria: There.
Nico: Thanks sis.
I teleported the socks to the wash and snapped my fingers to clean them up in the washer.
We later went back home and got ready.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it was none other than Horrorland 2.0., a rebuilt version of Horrorland, and Lizzy Morris and the others are in serious trouble. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh dear God!
Lincoln sounded the alarm and we rushed in.
Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?
Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, the next Goosebumps Monster is none other than Horrorland 2.0., a rebuilt version of Horrorland, and Lizzy Morris and the others are going to be in serious trouble.
We gasped.
Me: That good-for-nothing piece of termite food, he's rebuilt Horrorland!
Nico: No kidding, and Lincoln, you found out who our next target is: Return to Horrorland.
Nico got out the book.
Lori: Whatever Slappy's got planned in Horrorland 2.0., we need to hurry and help Lizzy and the others.
Nico: You're right, Lori. Let's head down to Horrorland 2.0. and help Lizzy and the others.
Me: And blow that Horrorland 2.0. into dust.
Lincoln: Slappy went way too far rebuilding Horrorland, this time, we'll reduce it to ashes!
Sebastian Mendez: Slappy, now you've really done it this time!
Suddenly, Sebastian's eyes turned blood red, and back at Slappy's home, Slappy and his cohorts screamed in agonizing pain, as it caused the lethal curse that amplified the poisonous darkness that his Universe 666 counterpart inflicted them to go up even further, and their purple glowing veins were getting far worse, but as for Bob Roth and Alexander DuBrow, they were literally suffering from another bad curse he inflicted on them: they also wound up getting a bad combination of a bad rash, poison ivy underwear, and pimples and boils always appearing on them, and they were scratching like crazy.
Nico: I never get tired of you making the curse even worse for Slappy and his cohorts and making things even worse for Bob Roth and Alexander DuBrow.
I went over and got the book One Day in Horrorland.
Me: We went to Horrorland back in 2019 and it was a terrible place.
Lizzy Morris: Guys, I'm actually with you right here. But the rest of my family isn't!
Me: We know you're here with us. But We got to get over there.
Nico: Yeah.
Camie: You guys went there before right?
Me: Yeah we sure did. And it was an absolute nightmare.
I went over what happened in chapter 771 and it was crazy.
When I was finished everyone that hadn't heard about it was horrified!
Maria: Some of the Horrors actually changed their ways. This Horrorland 2.0 must be including the Horrors that remained evil.
Nico: If that's the case then we we're going to give them the black gates.
Me: And no doubt Madison Storm is back too.
Nico: But he was given the black gates.
Me: Not if it was a clone.
Lola: Yeah.
Nico: Good point.
The previous group came.
Hydrax: Can me, Pyro, Hsi Wu, Grumblemon, Electrocutioner, Comic Book Guy, Juggernaut, Larxene, Multiplex, and Tchang Zu go with you guys?
Nico: Yes you all can come with.
Xenia: We're going to Horrorland next.
Pyro: What!? I thought you guys blew that place to kingdom come?
Me: We did but Slappy rebuilt it and now calls it Horrorland 2.0.
Pyro: That rotten toothpick!
Camie: Yeah!
Inque: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?
Nico: Wind Man next.
Me: Ooh that one will blow away the fun.
Nico: Yep.
Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed four dark energy signals with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than The Empress, the next member of the Vampire King's court in the Adventure Time miniseries "Stakes", and she's come back to get his revenge on Marceline, Finn, and Jake. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.
Lincoln: Oh no.
Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?
Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and Finn, Jake, Marceline, you three and the rest of our friends from Ooo aren't going to like it one bit: the figure and dark energy we sensed belongs to The Empress.
Marceline: The next member of The Vampire King's Court, I should've known. But, like I told you guys yesterday, don't underestimate her, she has the power of hypnosis.
Me: We know, but hypnosis doesn't work on us because of our powers.
Brunhilde Ildsverd: (Norwegian Accent) True, but we can't underestimate her though, but she will be slain by our hand.
Lincoln: And then, it's the turn of The Vampire King.
Nico: Slappy's already losing his mind because of what we've been doing to them. Alright, gang, let's go, we're off to Horrorland 2.0. to rescue Lizzy and the others.
Lincoln: And blow that evil amusement park of horrors to dust, and once we get done with that, you're next, Empress.
Brunhilde Ildsverd: (Norwegian Accent) You think that you can just come back from the dead to get revenge and kill our friends, fat chance! You're getting a stake driven right through your undead heart after we rescue our friends from Slappy's rebuilt Horrorland 2.0.
Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to Horrorland 2.0. to rescue Lizzy and the others and blow that evil amusement park of horrors to dust, and once we get done with that, Brunhilde Ildsverd and Lincoln are going to destroy The Empress, the next of The Vampire King's Court.
We were off to Horrorland 2.0
We arrived at the sight of where the original Horrorland used to be in Oregon and it was now a horrifying place. It looked like a scary version of Glove Universe times 100.
Nico: WHOA!
Me: Horrorland 2.0.
Lola: Horrible.
We saw a sign.
Me: Welcome to Horrorland 2.0, The Scariest Place on Earth. Enjoy it for it will be your last day alive.
Eli: (Sarcastically) Oh that is very inviting.
We went up to the gate.
Horror: Can I see your tickets, please? (gets shot by Dead End)
Pyro: Didn't you do that before?
Dead End: What can I say? I found it enjoyable before.
Me: You sure did and I remember that.
We went in and it was HORRIFYING.
Me: Whoa.
The whole place was scarier than the last time.
Lola: Scary.
Me: Look there!
We saw Lizzy's brothers in Stocks.
We went over!
Me: Are you guys okay?
Luke Morris: (sarcastically) Oh, we're just hanging around.
Threatpack: We can see that.
They were locked and I slashed the lock and broke them out.
Me: Let me guess, Slappy took you all here to lure us here as bait.
Luke Morris: Yeah he did! For him!
We saw a clone of MICHAEL MYERS!
(MICHAEL MYERS THEME PLAYS)
Me: Michael Myers!?
Nico: He has clones of the Slashers of horror too!?
I slashed the clone and banished it to the Black Gates!
Mokunaii XI: I wonder if they'll notice a Mummy like me around here.
Grumblemon: Trust me. You'll blend right in.
Me: But it'll be perfect for you guys.
Miia: That makes us feel right at home.
Nico: Yeah.
Laney: Boy this place has a lot of bad memories.
Xenia: Yeah it sure does.
Me: But we did find out one good thing. We found out that the Paradigm Brothers made Air Animal Gene-slammers.
Nico: Yeah they sure did.
Horror: Would you like some ice cream?
Nico: Sure! (rips heart out of him) And I'll see how it tastes when it covers your heart!
Edward: Gruesome but interesting.
I fired an energy blast and blew the Horror apart.
Nico put some on it and then ate it.
Me: OH YUCK! Nico don't make me throw up on you again.
Laney: How did it taste?
Juggernaut: Tell me it tastes delicious!
Nico: BLECH! That was disgusting! That heart tasted like raw sewage, bat guano and toxic waste!
Me: YUCK!
Camie: That is disgusting.
I gave him some mouthwash and he drank and gargled it and spit it out.
Nico: Thanks.
Me: No problem.
Birdbrain: How about tasting that ice cream alone?
Nico: The Ice cream is scarab and cockroach flavor.
Lana: I'll eat that.
Lana went and did so.
Me: (LAUGHS) Lana.
Nico: Yeah.
Then we saw a sign.
Me: That's new. Visit The Cave of The Thing!? Oh dear god!
Nico: Slappy what the fuck are you even thinking using The Thing like this!?
Dreadwind: (to Multiplex and Georgina) So? How was the Doom Slide?
Georgina: Not as scary as last time.
Nico: At least that's one thing that remains the same.
Then a clone of Jason Voorhees appeared and I fired an energy blast and blew the clone back to the Black Gates.
Me: Jason Voorhees clone.
We then went and checked out the Cave of The Thing.
Lincoln: Fluttershy you stay with me.
Fluttershy: (Shivering in fright) Okay Linky.
We went in.
(THE THING THEME PLAYS)
We walked on and stayed close.
We looked around and heard the roars of numerous creatures all at once.
We then saw a monster that looked like the Juliette Thing!
Me: What the fucking hell!?
Lola: Scary!
Horror: Step right up and see the Thing in its' glory! (to us) What do you think of our star attraction?
Tchang Zu: Here's what I think.
He grabbed the Horror and then tossed it to the Thing's cage.
Luna Loud: Have fun!
The creature ripped him to shreds!
I fired a wave of fire and incinerated the creature!
Then we saw a bunch of Thing Monsters and I fired waves of fire and incinerated them into nothing.
Nico: Nice one.
Lincoln: It's okay Fluttershy. It's okay.
Nico: Horrible.
We got out of the attraction.
Me: I have a feeling that there's more coming.
Weirdwolf: Speaking as a fellow wolf, why don't we investigate Werewolf Village?
Nico: Good idea.
Me: That's where we saw the werewolf as an Another.
Nico: Yeah we sure did.
Tchang Zu: We got that one in as a way to show appreciation to this place.
Me: Nice.
We went to Werewolf Village.
We arrived and it was a scary place.
Lizzy Morris: I remember this place and how scary it was.
Me: Yeah. No kidding.
We saw a werewolf coming!
Lizzy Morris: Oh no you don't!
She fired a wave of yellow lightning and electrocuted it!
Nico: Nice one.
Sam Sharp Loud: More incoming!
Larxene: Here's some lightning of my own!
She fired waves of lightning and electrocuted them.
Nico: Yeah! Wait look!
We saw some aliens! But these were the Aliens from the movie Battle Los Angeles!
Me: WHOA! The aliens from Battle Los Angeles!
Shanan: Oh dear god! Those are Terquenaquans! They are evil biomechanical aliens from the planet Terquenas and they are nasty and dangerous aliens.
Nico: Geez! So that's what they were!
Me: Whoa!
I fired waves of energy and blasted the aliens apart!
Barricade: Did we face those before?
Nico: No. But now we know what they are.
Me: We'll blow up their planet with the superlaser later.
Nico: Agreed.
We blasted more horrors coming!
Me: Awesome.
Comic Book Guy: Worst. Theme park. Ever.
Xenia: You said it!
Me: I agree there!
Qin: Yeah no kidding!
Me: Now we got to go after Madison Storm.
Nico: I know he will be ready for us.
Lola: Yep.
Slugslinger: We're gonna have to plant a bomb here to blow this place up.
Me: Good idea. I blew this whole place up with a Kamehameha Wave before.
Camie: That is cool.
Lola: Yep. It sure was.
Nico: Yeah.
Eli: I sense the clone for Madison Storm. He's in that house there.
We saw a castle that was scary.
Me: Whoa. Just like before.
Irma: Let's also scan this place in case more things need to be added to Phoenix Land.
Electrocutioner: Good idea.
Me: I was just about to suggest that.
Nico: Yeah.
I had the satellites scan the park for anything.
Nico: Awesome.
Lola: Entrance time?
Sour Sweet: Entrance time!
Poromon: I got something planned for when we bust in!
Me: Ooh.
Nico: Okay.
Ben: I got just the alien to take him down like before.
Ben turned into Juryrigg.
Ben: JURYRIGG!
We went at the castle.
Dr. Storm clone: FUCK THAT TEAM LOUD PHOENIX STORM! THEY RUINED EVERYTHING!
Then the spirits of horror appeared and swirled around him and then they converged and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!
A massive fiery explosion blasted through the ceiling and a phoenix cry was heard and we landed in front of him.
Me: Surprised to see us again?
POW!
I punched him in the face and knocked out some of his teeth.
He got up and he had blood dripping from his mouth and nose.
Dr. Storm Clone: You motherfucker! You broke my nose!
Me: I'm about to break a whole lot more than that you fuckhead! I'm going to kill you.
I punch him in the stomach and we stood in stances.
Dr. Storm Clone: You scared shithead? Well you should be. Because this-
Suddenly, he stopped his sentence as he smelled something.
Dr. Storm Clone: What's that disgusting smell?!
Kadma: Oh, don't tell me.
We saw Poromon wearing yet another pair of Bulk Biceps' socks!
Hsi Wu: I thought we put those in the wash!
Bulk Biceps: Oh, I forgot to tell you. I always have an extra pair.
Me: YUCK! But that was clever!
Nico: Nice!
Dr. Stone Clone was throwing up!
POW!
I punched him in the chest.
Then all the horrors came.
Everyone else attacked the horrors and destroyed them with everything we got and we were killing them all. Juryrigg was tearing apart all the machines all over the place and destroying them. I punched the Dr. Storm Clone in the face and kicked him in the stomach. I fired an energy blast at him and it hit him and exploded and blasted his whole right arm clear off! He screamed in excruciating pain as he was clutching the stub of his missing arm.
Me: Had enough?
Dr. Storm Clone: (ENRAGED GROWL) FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!
Me: Fuck YOU asshole.
I punched him in the face again.
Me: (sighs) OK. The reference was cut off. But we can work with this.
Taro: Does it matter if there's a reference or not as long as it gets the job done?
Me: No matter. I said it before. But it was cool.
I teleported and blasted and pulverized the clone.
Georgina smashed the Madison Storm clone with rock fists.
Luna and Sam bashed and pulverized the Storm Clone all over and blasted him with lava and water.
Xenia fired arrows and blasted the Storm Clone.
Irma and Kadma fired waves of water and earth and blasted the Madison Storm all over.
Me: Take that!
Poromon: Smell the stinky socks! SMELL THEM!
He shoved them in his face.
Nico: Take that!
I fired waves of energy and blasted the Madison Storm Clone and smashed them all over.
Poromon began drinking beer bottles.
He threw them and smashed them on the clones head.
Nico: NICE!
Then Bronze Kneecap, Ebon, El Oso, Count Vertigo, Overdrive, DC Enchantress, Tar Pit, Wrecking Crew, Turtle, and Speed Demon appeared.
Nico: Bronze Kneecap, Ebon, El Oso, Count Vertigo, Overdrive, DC Enchantress, Tar Pit, Wrecking Crew, Turtle, and Speed Demon.
Bronze Kneecap: Brings back memories, huh?
Nico: It sure does.
Ebon: Britney Crosby and the others met you guys at Horrorland, after all.
Qin: Yeah they sure did!
El Oso: But you guys are still blowing this place up.
Lola: Yeah we are.
Count Vertigo: (to Nico) We heard you fought the Annihilator 5000.
Nico: Yeah we sure did.
Overdrive: We first met the movie versions of them.
Me: Yeah we sure did.
Lola: That was awesome.
?: It sure was.
A figure came out and it was DARKLIPTOR from episodes 15 and 27 of In Space!
In "T.J.'s Identity Crisis", Darkonda forces Ecliptor to merge with him, and then battles the Rangers in his Darkliptor form. Upon being overwhelmed and defeated by Andros and T.J., Darkliptor is forcibly split back into the two villains. Darkonda then grabs hold of Ecliptor, fusing with him again as they're grown by the Satellasers. At the climax of this battle, when faced with the Astro Delta Megazord's final attack, Darkonda split the fused form apart and held Ecliptor in front of him to take the brunt of the blow.
In "Astronema Thinks Twice", Darkonda again forces Ecliptor to merge with him, but this time Ecliptor manages to force them apart, much to Darkonda's surprise and anger. This marked the last appearance of the form.
T.J.: Darkliptor!
Darkliptor: Been a while rangers.
Me: I remember you! You were a fusion of Darkonda and Ecliptor and you were defeated easily by T.J. And Andros.
Darkliptor: That's right. Good memory.
Qin: That is cool.
Darkliptor: Have you guys seen my Ecliptor component yet?
William: Actually, no.
Me: We'll have to battle him later.
Qin: Yeah.
We got the battles underway.
Stella, Terrorsaur, Elyon Brown, Hal, Matilda, Sheila Eingana, Lincoln, Liam, Zach, Clyde, Rusty, Girl Jordan, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Breakdown and Drag Strip VS Bronze Kneecap, Titanium Toenail, Golden Gut, Gilded Arches, Copper Cranium, Brass Knuckles, Iron Lung, Fracture, Terminator 1984, Owl Orphnoch, La-Doldo-Gu, and Evil Astro Man - Nico's rescue was facing the Annihilator 3000 and Diamond Sam and Yamika the Cursed Sword Transformed
Bronze Kneecap was first.
Bronze Kneecap (to Stella): Nico's rescue was facing the Annihilator 3000. Diamond Sam and Yamika the Cursed Sword Transformed too.
Stella Zhau: It was really awesome and it was amazing. We faced the Annihilator 3000 on Glaren and it was in every way like Ultron.
Terrorsaur: Boy that was awesome!
Pinkie Pie: It was a really amazing battle!
Maud Pie: (Monotonously) It sure was.
Featherweight: It sure was cool.
Sprocket: I agree.
Bronze Kneecap: That is cool. Lets do it!
Stella: INKRA LETS DRAW!
She turned into an Ink themed hero!
Stella Zhau: I am LADY INK BLOT! (ECHOING) INK DELUGE BLAST!
She fired a wave of ink and the group fired waves of metal, gears and lightning and smashed them down.
Lily Loud, Nightshade, Sly Cooper, Bentley, Murray, Inspector Fox, Lisa, Lola, Lana, Laney, Lucy, Lincoln, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Inque and Rubberband Man VS Ebon, Talon, Hotstreak, Puff, Kangor, Madeline Spaulding, M.O.E. Sinestro, Marvel Nightshade, Thieftron, Shellshock, Gabatt Kababacci, and Roger the Potted Ghost - Us battling Another Ice Cream Org, Whale Nezilar, Music Box Org, Barad Dur - The Tower of Sauron, White Blood Cell Weirdo, Cactus Phantom, Tsumiki Phantom, Rambling Ghost and Titanium Toenail who were the Keyblade Knight of the planet Jakku and the Embodiment of Moon
Ebon was next.
Ebon (to Lily): Nico, Chazz's team, Titanium Toenail's team, and the others did good battling The Tower of Sauron, White Blood Cell Weirdo, Cactus Phantom, Tsumiki Phantom, Rambling Ghost and Titanium Toenail. They were the Keyblade Knight of the planet Jakku and the Embodiment of Moon
Lily: Yeah we were amazed to see them! We did not expect the Tower of Sauron to be with you guys.
Nightshade: Indeed that was very unexpected.
Starlight Glimmer: Yeah that was completely shocking!
Cozy Glow: Yeah that was crazy.
Hex: Yeah.
Ebon: Yeah the Tower of Sauron was built to keep an eye out for intruders. It was for Universe 666 Sauron and it's EVERWATCHING always. Lets do it!
Lily: GLOWRA LETS SHINE!
She turned into a glowing water hero!
Lily: I am LADY GLOWBLUE! (ECHOING) GLOWING WATER MAELSTROM!
Lily fired waves of glowing water and the group fired waves of bones. blood, skulls, lightning, stars and magic and smashed them down.
Sunset Shimmer, Kairi Yano, Fireball, Alejandra Jones (Lady Ghost Rider), Flamebird, Firestar, Pepperdance, Cayenne, Wallflower, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, Sonata Dusk, Gusty the Great, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Threatpack and Cross Crow VS El Oso, Black Cuervo, Titanium Titan, Puma Loco, Golden Eagle Twins, Señor Sinestro, Django, Don Octavio, Universe 666 Blackheart, Ragnaros, Dr. Abel Cuvier, and Lava Volcano Man - Lincoln's rescue was in Lansing, Michigan, and we went there after hearing an old legend that was told over a hundred years ago, and we also went there to end the centuries old curse tied to this legend.
El Oso was next.
El Oso (to Sunset Shimmer): I heard Lincoln's rescue was in Lansing, Michigan after hearing an old legend that was told over a hundred years ago. He ended the centuries old curse tied to this legend.
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah he sure did and it was really cool.
El Oso: What was the legend?
Sunset Shimmer: Well it was scary.
FLASHBACK
Allie Calavera: My grandfather told me this story when I was a child, and I remembered it all too well. It started over a hundred years ago in 1910, there was a boy who was born here, his name is Miguel Calavera, and according to my grandfather, he's my great-great-great-great grandfather. Like me, he was born with incredible dark powers, but he was forbidden by his parents to show them to anyone for fear of being accused of being a witch because of the fear of witches. However, everyone did look at him strangely, his eyes were black as coal and he was always dressed in dark clothes. One of the people said that they'd seen him talking to someone that wasn't there, and that frightened them, but it didn't stop there: children began waking up from nightmares late at night and the people reported seeing a figure at their windows, a sign of ghostly phenomenon, and they also saw animal corpses and the milk was sour: those were signs of witchcraft, and to the townspeople at the time, it made a lot of sense. Soon enough, they put all the signs together, and discovered they have a witch in their midst and it was most likely Miguel.
We gasped.
Allie Calavera: But, it didn't end there, Miguel drove a huge wedge in his family when someone saw him doing fortune telling which was forbidden at that time. Soon enough, he was brought before the people accused of witchcraft, and as a result, he was shunned forever, banned from Lansing, and was forever cut off from everyone including his own parents. But, they would be in very huge trouble, in his anger, Miguel hurled a curse on the entire community saying that the people of Lansing will suffer his revenge, whether they're sleeping in their beds or sitting in their chairs, everyone will suffer his revenge.
Me: Oh no! He's laid a curse on Lansing.
Allie Calavera: Exactly, and among the shocked population were those who had sought his counsel, they fear that the curse will haunt them for generations to come. But, one evening, on December 21st, The Winter Solstice, delirious from hunger and driven mad from isolation and loneliness, Miguel wandered in search of food, but one morning, a farmer doing his early chores discovered something in rags, and he saw who it was: Miguel Calavera, he perished from starvation and froze to death, but the problems were far from over. Hoping to preserve his eternal soul, his parents recovered his body and dig him a grave in a secret late night burial, but as soon as the people found out, they ordered that an oak tree was planted on his grave to keep his dark soul from escaping.
FLASHBACK ENDS.
El Oso: Ay caramba! That is a scary legend!
Kairi Yano: Yeah! That is scary!
Pipsqueak: (British Accent) That would have been a perfect legend for Halloween.
Sunburn: It sure would.
El Oso: No kidding! I'm glad that they stopped him. Lets do it!
Sunset Shimmer: FIREFORGIVE LETS BURN FIRE!
She turned into a fire hero!
Sunset Shimmer: I am THE FLAMES OF FORGIVENESS! (ECHOING) FIRESTORM OF FORGIVENESS!
She fired a wave of fire and the group fired waves of fire and the blasts all hit the group and smashed them down.
Courtney, Froze, Gwen Lancelot XXXVII, Nicholette Tesla, Luna Spencer, Rachel Lilly, Gwen, Lindsey, Izzy, LeShawna, Beth, Samey, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Edward and Mandarin VS Count Vertigo, Bane, Riddler, Two Face, Penguin, Evil Clayface, Killer Croc, Evil Top Man, Top, Evil Bright Man, Wolfman (Gaggle of Galloping Ghosts), Blandy, Bat Imagin, 3 Multiviolas, and Wild Gigazelles - The mascots wore Bulk Biceps REALLY STINKY SOCKS and make some of us hurl our guts out
Count Vertigo was next.
Count Vertigo (to Courtney): The mascots wore Bulk Biceps' REALLY STINKY SOCKS! I bet that made some of you guys hurl your guts out!
Courtney: OH IT WAS SO DISGUSTING! Bulk said he had never washed his socks in over 6 years! We absolutely covered Nico in vomit!
Froze: IT WAS REALLY GROSS!
Fluttershy: It sure was and I'm sorry I did that to Nico.
Tornado Bolt: That was gross! You know how much Bulk Biceps loves to work out though. The guy is like Larry the Lobster in every way.
Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Ja ja that is true.
Stealth Elf: It sure is.
Count Vertigo: I can't believe that I didn't notice that. Lets do it!
Courtney: DRANFIRE LETS BURN!
She turned into an Anti-Total Drama Fire Themed hero!
Courtney: I am ANTI-DRAMAFIRE! (ECHOING) FIRESTORM OF DEATH TO TOTAL DRAMA!
Courtney fired a wave of fire and the group fired waves of fruit, flowers, grass and leaves and smashed them down.
Andros, Mai Takatsukasa, Goro Sakurai, H.O.O.D., Camille Casterwill, Nathalia Gorgorio, T.J., Carlos, Cassie, Ashley, Zhane, Alpha 5, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Birdbrain and Bristleback VS Overdrive (Marvel), Overload, Gearhead, Plasmus, Cinderblock, XANA William, Monster Mystery Machine, Yost Living Laser, Chykka, Machine Gun Gamma, Hellhound, and Gammaizer Magnetic - OH GOOD GOD! BULK BICEPS NEEDS TO DO LAUNDRY!
Overdrive was next.
Overdrive (to Andros): GOOD GOD, BULK BICEPS NEEDS TO DO LAUNDRY! Also, which vehicle can I use around here?
Andros: Well bumper cars won't help out.
Overdrive: Good point.
Andros: But yeah! His socks are terrible!
Mai: YUCK!
Rarity: Oh it was dreadfully disgusting!
Sweetie Belle: Yeah it sure was!
Gill Grunt: HOOWEE! What a nasty smell!
Overdrive: Boy my nose would be burning! Lets do it!
Andros: STARQUA LETS SHIMMER!
He turned into a Space themed hero!
Andros: I AM STARSTRIKER! (ECHOING) STARS OF JUSTICE!
He fired waves of energy and stars and the group fired waves of water, Ice and jewels and smashed them down.
Ilana, Ets, Juleka, Chloe, Ayla, Jessica, Starfire, Raven, Teela, Helen Wheels, Charmcaster, Sunny Tennyson, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Darkwing and Dreadwind VS Enchantress (DC), Amora the Enchantress, Eli Moon, Baron Mordo, Circe, Felix Faust, Tala, Lillith Aensland, Sloppy Joe, D.A.V.E., Teeny, and Scab Fairy - One Day in Horrorland Next
Enchantress was next.
DC Enchantress (to Ilana): One Day in Horrorland is Next. (confused) So, who exactly is the villain this time?
Ilana: It's monsters that haven't turned over a new leaf. But the clone of Madison Storm was an extra. Also he was the main bad guy that the team faced her back in 2019 and it was crazy.
Ets: Yeah we were told about what went down here the last time and it was crazy! It was back in 2019.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah it sure was crazy.
Starshine Sparkle: It sure was crazy. Madison Storm is one nasty jerk!
Spyro: He sure is!
DC Enchantress: Boy no kidding! Lets do it!
Ilana: TITANIANA LETS GROW GIANT!
She turned into a Titan themed hero!
Ilana: I am LADY SYMBIOTIC TITAN! (ECHOING) GALALUNA MEGABLAST SURPRISE!
She fired a massive energy blast and the group fired waves of magic and smashed them down.
Onua, Smolder, Draco, Spotlight, Blackout, Bash, Whenua, Golem, Pohatu, Onewa, Tara, Geoforce, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Skullcruncher and Weirdwolf VS Tar Pit, Molten Man, Melter, Living Laser, Reverse Flash, Grizzly, Dark Flash, Sir Toasty, Emerald Dragon, Mizugeiko, Elephanko, and Bashmaster the Unbreakable - We went to Horrorland back in 2019 and blew the whole place to smithereens.
Tar Pit was next.
Tar Pit (to Onua): You guys went to Horrorland back in 2019. And ended up blowing the whole place to smithereens!
Onua: Yeah we were there back then and we reduced this whole park to nothing but a crater.
Smolder: That was awesome hearing about it.
Applejack: Boy it sure was awesome.
Apple Bloom: Yeah and these rides are scary.
Flashwing: And it was also where we confirmed suspicions for the Paradigm Brothers making Air Power Gene-slammers.
Tar Pit: That is crazy! Lets do it!
Onua: EARTHROCK LETS AVALANCHE!
He turned into an Earth themed hero.
Onua: I AM LORD OF EARTH! (ECHOING) ROCKSTORM AVALANCHE!
Onua fired waves of rock and the group fired waves of earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.
Lok Lambert, Mia Addison, Tsukasa Kadoya, Luigi, Mario, Daisy, Sophie, Zhalia, Dante Vale, Phoenix, Quetzalcoatl, Umbra, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Slugslinger and Triggerhappy VS Wrecking Crew, Dark Turtles, Fearful 5, Lead Head Gang, Nick O' Teen, Touch & Go, Gangreen Gang, Bulldozer Org, Breacher, Jackster, Puffin, and Duck Kong - Horrorland 2.0 is horrifying Especially with The Thing Cage!
The Wrecking Crew was next.
Wrecker: (to Lok) Horrorland 2.0 is horrifying.
Thunderball: Especially with The Thing Cage!
Lok Lambert: I don't know what the HELL SLAPPY WAS THINKING DOING THAT ATTRACTION!
Mia Addision: THAT IS HORRIFYINGLY INSANE! Especially with how much of a nightmare that monstrosity gave Kate Lloyd and MacReady!
Rainbow Dash: And with how it scared Fluttershy almost to death!
Scootaloo: Yeah that was awful!
Whirlwind: No kidding there!
Piledriver: Boy SLAPPY IS REALLY MAKING US MAD!
Bulldozer: You're not kidding there!
Wrecker: Yeah! Lets do it!
Lok: QUETZALCOATLA LETS FLY WITH THE BLUE STAR!
He turned into a Quetzalcoatl Hero!
Lok: I am QUETZALCOATL - MASTER OF THE WIND! (ECHOING) BLUE STAR OF FURY JUSTICE!
He fired a wave of blue energy and the group fired waves of wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed them down.
Hikaru Akatsuki, Esther Blanchett, Engagement Ring Princess, Lumpy Space Princess, Princess Princess Princess, Emerald Princess, Akira, Chris Taylor, Ed Grant, Jessica, Noriko, DISK Wars Thor, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Barricade and Blackout VS Turtle (DC), Melter, Living Laser, Crimson Dynamo, Grizzly, Mole Man, Queen Bee, Scirocco Mole, Taboo Dopant, Leafan, Bubbles, and Lee - Slappy made a clone of Madison Storm and I am beating the living fuck out of him!
Turtle was next.
Turtle: (to Hikaru) Slappy made a clone of Madison Storm. ...who J.D. is currently beating the living fuck out of.
Hikaru: Yeah that is awesome! J.D. really is showing no mercy on him!
Esther Blanchett: I agree there! That is intensely awesome.
Princess Celestia: Yeah it sure is awesome and cool.
King Solar: J.D. really is showing no mercy on him and really means business.
Solar Eclipsa: That is for sure.
Amber Morning: Yeah go J.D.!
Spotlight: That is for sure!
Turtle: I have a feeling that J.D. is really going to rip him apart! Lets do it!
Hikaru: MJOLNIRA LETS STRIKE!
He turned into a Thor themed hero!
Hikaru: I am LORD MJÖLNIR! (ECHOING) LIGHTNING HAMMER THUNDERSTRIKE!
He fired a wave of lightning and the group fired waves of lightning and light and smashed them down.
Jaden, Reggie McDonald, Elemental HERO Dark Neos, Elemental HERO Flare Neos, Elemental HERO Aqua Neos, Elemental HERO Glow Neos, Alexis, Syrus, Zane, Chumley, Aster Phoenix, Blair, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, Sour Sweet and Sunny Flare VS Speed Demon, Evil Quick Man, Evil Charge Man, Evil Nitro Man, Evil Turbo Man, Evil Dive Man, Dark Flash, Reverse Flash, Wolf Undead, Giraffa Undead, Plant Undead, and Elephant Undead - SLAPPY IS REALLY PISSING US OFF BIG TIME!
Speed Demon was next.
Speed Demon: (to Jaden) SLAPPY IS REALLY PISSING US OFF BIG TIME! This Horrorland is even more dangerous then the first one!
Jaden: Yeah it sure is! With the inclusion of The Thing Monsters, Slasher Clones and more!
Reggie McDonald: Including aliens from other planets! And the Aliens from Battle Los Angeles.
Princess Luna: Yeah these aliens were horrifying!
Moondust: Yeah no kidding there!
Snowdrop: Nightmare City!
Gari: Yeah that is for sure!
Blackout: What a horrible place.
Speed Demon: No shit! Lets do it!
Jaden: ELEMENTALLA LETS MAKE SOME ELEMENTS!
He turned into an Elemental HERO Themed hero.
Jaden: I am ELEMENTAL HERO J-FORCE! (ECHOING) ELEMENTS OF JUSTICE BLAST!
He fired waves of fire, water, earth, wind, lightning, light and darkness and the group fired waves of light and smashed them down.
Hayley Davis VS Mermaid Dopant
The Mermaid Dopant was next.
Mermaid Dopant: Sorry you had to go through all that because of your so-called father.
Hayley Davis: It's all right. But I'm glad he is gone.
Mermaid Dopant: Yeah me too.
Hayley fired waves of fire and energy and blasted the Dopant down.
Jeri Jigan VS Another Geats
Another Geats was next.
Jeri Jigan: Another Geats from 2022! That is awesome.
Another Geats: It sure is.
Jeri Jigan: Yeah and that Suel guy is really bad news! I have a feeling we're going to kill him in the future.
Another Geats: Yeah and he is also Kamen Rider RegadΩ And he is awful.
Jeri Jigan: I can tell! And I saw that Kamen Rider Geats finished up just last week.
Another Gears: Yep. So they might be joining you guys very shortly.
Jeri Jigan: Yep.
Jeri fired a wave of energy and blasted him all over and then…
KRABBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!
He exploded!
Jeri Jigan: Oh yeah! Another Geats you have failed this world. Huh?
She saw Raise Buckles all over the ground and they were all Raise Buckles imbued with the powers of the M.O.E.
Jeri Jigan: Wow! Nico look at this!
Nico came.
Nico: Whoa! Raise Buckles from Kamen Rider Geats imbued with the powers of the M.O.E.
Jeri Jigan: Wow! This is awesome!
Nico: It sure is. Boy Ace Ukiyo and the Geats Riders are going to flip seeing this. Well done Jeri.
Jeri Jigan: Thanks.
Nico and Jeri went and picked them up and got the Ridewatch and legend items for the Geats Riders.
Shadow Noir VS Universe 666 Emperor Yodon
Universe 666 Emperor Yodon was next.
Shadow Noir: So I have the Universe 666 Counterpart of Emperor Yodon as my archenemy. That is awesome.
Universe 666 Emperor Yodon: Indeed it is.
Shadow Noir: And it's fitting too because I am a darkness master myself.
Universe 666 Emperor Yodon: It is fitting.
Shadow fired waves of darkness and smashed him down.
Iona Inferno VS King Cash
King Cash was next.
Iona Inferno: You know King Cash you remind me of those Terracotta Soldiers from China that I read about in books. Those were awesome.
King Cash: That's what I'm based off of.
Iona Inferno: That is awesome. Those soldiers are over 2,200 years old and they are really amazing pieces of art and history.
King Cash: That's right. Do you know what they were built for?
Iona Inferno: From what I remember they were built as a Funerary Art to the armies of the first emperor of China, Qin Shi Huang, to protect him in the afterlife.
King Cash: That's right. Good memory.
Iona Inferno: Thanks.
She fired waves of fire and smashed him down.
Pelee Plesiosaurus VS Crater Lake Monster.
Crater Lake Monster was next.
Pelee Plesiosaurus: Wow! The Plesiosaurus from the 1977 movie Crater Lake Monster. I remember watching that movie with my father back when I was a little girl. That was really scary. But it got me into learning so much about marine prehistoric creatures.
She fired waves of water and blasted him down.
Taylor Kamiyama - Embodiment of Saber VS Fire Bug.
Fire Bug was next.
Taylor Kamiyama: Wow! Fire Bug from Kamen Rider in America.
Fire Bug: That's right.
Taylor Kamiyama: Yep your Japanese counterpart was originally from 1988.
Fire Bug: That's right. Cool huh?
Taylor Kamiyama: It sure is!
She fired a wave of fire and blasted him down.
Rachel Shindo - Embodiment of Blades VS La Balva De.
La Balva De was next.
Rachel Shindo: So my Archenemy is from Kamen Rider Kuuga from the year 2000.
La Balva De: That's right and I am for the rose.
Rachel Shindo: That's my favorite flower. So pretty.
She fired waves of ice and blasted her down.
Kenzie Fukiyama - Embodiment of Espada VS Kasha
Kasha was next.
Kenzie Fukiyama: This is gonna be awesome.
Kasha: you got that right.
She fired waves of lightning and blasted Kasha down.
Reika Ogami - Embodiment of Buster VS Gammaizer Planet.
Gammaizer Planet was next.
Reika Ogami: Boy this will be fun. I think it's awesome that there are so many amazing Gammaizers.
Gammaizer Planet: There sure are.
Reika fired waves of earth and blasted him down.
Raelynn Akamichi - Embodiment of Kenzan VS Xibalba
Xibalba was next.
Raelynn Akamichi: You know you're named after the Mayan version of the Underworld.
Xibalba: I know. I get that a lot.
Raelynn Akamichi: That is cool.
She fired waves of wind and smashed him down.
Tamara Daishinji - Embodiment of Slash VS Professor Milo
Professor Milo was next.
Tamara Daishinji: I've heard so much about what you do Professor Milo. You do all kinds of shady criminal dealings and all that.
Professor Milo: Yes that's right.
Tamara Daishinji: Vypra's going to keep a REALLY close eye on you.
She fired waves of flowers and smashed him down.
Hailey Fukamiya - Embodiment of Calibur VS Penny the Chicken
Penny the Chicken was next.
Hailey Fukamiya: Boy you are an ugly chicken and I would not want to eat you for dinner.
She fired waves of darkness and smashed him down.
Sayaka Hikaru VS Geiru Toneido
Geiru Toneido was next.
Sayaka Hikaru: This will shine the light down.
She fired waves of light and blasted her down.
Reagan Shindai VS Furio Tigre
Furio Tigre was next.
Furio Tigre: This will be fun.
Reagan Shindai: I'm ready for you.
She fired waves of butterflies and smashed Furio down.
Rebecca Shindai VS Super Phoenix
Super Phoenix was next.
Rebecca Shindai: I'm going to put your flames out.
She fired waves of water and smashed him down.
Brianna Fukuhara VS April May
April May was next.
April May: I'm ready for this.
Brianna Fukuhara: And I'm going to burn.
She fired a wave of energy and smashed April down.
Isabella Solomon VS Pauline Phoenix
Pauline Phoenix was next.
Isabella Solomon: This will be good.
She fired a blast of energy and smashed Pauline down.
Michaela Storious VS Richard Wellington
Richard Wellington was next.
Michaela Storious: This will be fun.
She fired a blast of energy and smashed him down.
In Space Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Dragon Knight Riders, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Darkliptor.
Darkliptor was next.
Darkliptor: Boy this is a scary place here.
Nico: You're not kidding there. That was a crazy adventure back in 2019.
May: It sure was and it was awesome.
Darkliptor: That is cool. Lets do it!
Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of weapons called the Destroyers of Horrorland 2.0., they're a massive collection of massive greatswords with embedded colored gems and the Anti-Goosebumps symbol etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blades and blessed by the powers of Heaven, large gold wolf heads for the crossguards, large white angelic faces built into both sides of the hilts with large colored gems embedded in the foreheads, longer midnight black handles, four large wolf heads with colored gems for eyes and on the bottom of the four large wolf heads are large gold wolf heads with colored gems in their mouths for the pommels.
Nico teleported back with them.
In Space Rangers: LETS ROCKET!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! IN SPACE!
Dragon Knight Riders: KAMEN RIDER!
They all transformed and were ready for action!
Nico: Yeah! Lets get him!
Andros: Spiral Saber! Blaster Mode!
T.J.: QUATTRO BLASTER! ONLINE!
They were ready!
Nico: FIRE!
They fired waves of energy and the blasts all hit him and he exploded!
KRABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!
He was dead!
Nico: Darkliptor you have failed this world!
Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win!
We regrouped.
Troy: Time to destroy Horrorland.
Tsukasa: This time, for good!
Kamen Ride: Red Hawk!
Kamen Ride: Blue Swallow!
Kamen Ride: Black Condor!
Kamen Ride: Yellow Owl!
Kamen Ride: White Swan!
Tsukasa turned into Red Hawk and Daiki summoned clones of the Jetman!
Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! HYPERJET SQUAD!
The Megaforce Rangers turned into the Jetman!
Maria: (TURNS DIAL) EVIL STAR 6!
She summoned Evil Star, Stormy, Glut, Tahnok Kal, Zebra Brothers and Evil Princess!
Me: Oh yeah!
We went at him and bashed and pulverized the clone of storm all over.
Quadore blasted and smashed him.
Bronze Kneecap: DON'T MAKE ME USE THIS! HAMMER RAM BASHER!
Ebon: SHADOW DARK BLAST!
El Oso: BEAR STORM BLAST!
Count Vertigo: VERTIGO TRANCE STORM!
Overdrive: OVERDRIVE VEHICLE BOMBER!
DC Enchantress: MAGIC OF DARKNESS BLAST!
Tar Pit: TAR OF STICKY DOOM!
Wrecking Crew: WRECKING CREW FIRESTORM!
Turtle: TURTLES OF DOOM!
Speed Demon: SPEEDING FURY BLAST!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Blackout, Hardhead, Sailor Moon and Lizzy Morris used the Earth Cyber Planet Keys and they enhanced Blackout's weapons and Hardhead's weapons and Lizzy and Sailor Moon's powers 100-fold
Blackout and Sailor Moon: MOONLIGHT LASER FURY BLAST!
Hardhead and Lizzy Morris: LIGHTNING MISSILE STORM!
Vakama of the Fire Metru and Pyro: FIRESTORM PYRO BURST!
Georgina of the Rock Giant and Hsi Wu: SKY STONE STORM!
Earth of the Planet Earth and Grumblemon: EARTH SPIRIT BARRAGE!
Emerald Goldenbraid of the Unicorn and Electrocutioner: UNICORN FURY THUNDERSTRIKE!
Ino Yamanaka of the Flower Power and Hydrax: FLOWERS OF THE NINJA BLAST!
Whitney of the Plants and Comic Book Guy: COMIC BOOK FLOWER STORM!
Cameron of the Smarts of Iron and Juggernaut: SMASHING IRON BLAST!
Volcana of the Fire and Larxene: LIGHTNING VOLCANO BLAST!
Rex of The Nanites and Multiplex: NANITE CLONE STORM!
Rainbow Dash of Lightning Loyalty and Tchang Zu: LIGHTNING STORM BLAST!
Applejack, Thunderbird Apple, Lightning Fritter, Golden Delicious, Magnolia May, Construct-Bot, Grindcore, Beary Fagerbear, Shy Crystal, Trihorn, Armor-Hide, Roller the Panda-Pillbug, Grimlock the Wyvern, Apple Bloom, Api Apple, Tender Tap, Frozen Fright, Apple Fritter, Big Mac, Sugar Belle, Granny Smith, Apple Rose, Goldie Delicious, Bright Mac, Pear Butter, Cheerilee, Strawberry Sunrise, Blue Raspberry, Grand Pear, Rockhoof, Cocoa Axe, Steela Oresdotter, Autumn Blaze, Coloratura, Yona the Yak, Earth Skylanders and Albert Heinrich: EARTHQUAKE OF HONESTY!
They fired waves of energy and elements.
Applejack, Lizzy Morris, Nico, me, Eli, Laney and Lola: HORRORLAND DESTROYER BLAST!
We fired a wave of energy and elements.
Lincoln: MONSTER ELEMENT STYLE: MUMMY!
Entrapta: MONSTER LIGHTNING STYLE: BASILISK!
Perfuman: MONSTER NATURE STYLE: GRIFFIN!
Frosta: MONSTER ICE STYLE: KRAMPUS!
Jessica Kaios: MONSTER FIRE STYLE: DRAGON!
Yuna: MONSTER WATER STYLE: HYDRA!
Toph: MONSTER EARTH STYLE: GOLEM!
Makoto: MONSTER WIND STYLE: PEGASUS!
They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said monsters.
Lincoln and his harem: MONSTER FINAL SMASH: MONSTER MASH!
They summoned various monster to attack the horrors And the clone of Madison Storm!
We then flew up
Lincoln: And now, this is the end for Horrorland 2.0. for good!
We fired massive rainbow energy balls that hit Horrorland 2.0. and it exploded in a massive explosion and it was reduced to nothing more than a crater and banished all of Horrorland to the Black Gates.
Nico: Goodbye and good riddance forever, Horrorland.
Lincoln: That's another Goosebumps Villain taken down and another of Slappy's minions taken care of. Now, there's one last thing to do, and one last loose end to tie up: The Empress.
?: YOU SHALL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID IN KILLING ME, MARCELINE ABADEER!
Suddenly, the eight large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the eleven large multi-colored orbs orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.
Lincoln formed a massive diamond barrier with absorption energy surrounding the diamond barrier that protected all of us from a massively powerful volley of darkness, and it absorbed the blasts and they flowed into us and made us even stronger than ever.
Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking that scent from anywhere, come on out right now, Empress, or we will force you out.
A figure came out, and it was none other than The Empress, one of the five vampires in The Vampire King's Court.
Marceline: Should've known you'd come back as well, Empress.
The Empress: You ain't staking me this time, and now, I'm gonna make you and your friends pay for what you did to me long ago.
Brunhilde Ildsverd: (Norwegian Accent) As if, the only thing you're going to get is a stake driven through your black heart.
Suddenly, Brunhilde Ildsverd's blue eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by a sky blue energy aura with stars, snow, ice, snowflakes, ice crystals, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive Shiranui Sunsaga-themed greatsword from her back, and as she approached The Empress, she left sky blue energy, stars, snow, ice, snowflakes, ice crystals, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels with every step.
Brunhilde Ildsverd: (Norwegian Accent) You really make me sick to my stomach, Hierophant, you are nothing more than a bloodthirsty vampire who's wrought terror and mayhem through The Kingdom of Ooo for more than nine hundred years, I thought the land was rid of you, but to find out Slappy brought you back, now that puppet's gone too far, we'll deal with him soon, but you, you will be dealt with here and now.
Suddenly, Brunhilde Ildsverd was surrounded by a massive vortex of sky blue energy with stars, snow, ice, snowflakes, ice crystals, fire, and flames surrounding the vortex, there are phoenixes, angels, and Shiranui Sunsaga flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a blue phoenix with red eyes glaring at The Empress: the red eyes of death. Then, as the vortex faded, Brunhilde Ildsverd emerged, but she was changed forever.
Brunhilde Ildsverd grew from 7'0" to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large sky blue orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has sky blue highlights in the bangs of her long blonde hair and dark blue hairband and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blue eyes and a sky blue energy aura with stars, snow, ice, snowflakes, ice crystals, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her, she has Shiranui Sunsaga emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with sky blue iris, she has on phoenix earrings with blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, Snow, and Eternity Kanjis in its claws, she also has Shiranui Sunsaga with blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, Snow, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her golden yellow sun-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with sky blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and sky blue gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Brunhilde Ildsverd has on a short-sleeved dark blue blouse, sleeveless sky blue gemstone encrusted midriff top, long frilly sky blue skirt with encrusted jewels around her waist, blue stockings, sky blue knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, snow, ice, snowflakes, ice crystals, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Shiranui Sunsaga surrounded by fire and snow. Suddenly, Brunhilde Ildsverd felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive sky blue angel wings with blonde tips on the large sky blue feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she also now has eleven massive and long midnight blonde wolf tails with sky blue tips and sky blue markings, Brunhilde Ildsverd has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large sky blue gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.
Suddenly, Brunhilde Ildsverd's massive Shiranui Sunsaga-themed greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of sky blue energy, stars, snow, ice, snowflakes, ice crystals, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Brunhilde Ildsverd's Eternal Norwegian Fire Ice Shiranui Sunsaga Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Eternal Norwegian Fire Ice Shiranui Sunsaga Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded sky blue gems and Shiranui Sunsaga etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged midnight sky blue blade, large blonde phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large sky blue gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large blonde phoenix heads with sky blue gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large blonde phoenix heads is a large blonde phoenix head with sky blue gems for eyes and sky blue gem in its mouth for the pommel, Brunhilde Ildsverd has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with sky blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Shiranui Sunsaga's head with sky blue gems for eyes and large sky blue gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a sky blue kanji below Shiranui Sunsaga that said, "Brunhilde Ildsverd, Gene-Slammer of Shiranui Sunsaga, Masters of The Powers of Fire and Norwegian Snow, Awesome Master of Parkour, Defender of Norway's Long History, Powerful Dodgeball Player, Member of The Dodgeball Trifecta, True Immortal and Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Dear Friend of Girl Jordan, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Bullies and Dark Chandler, Despiser and Destroyer of Hawk and Hank, Archenemy of The Ice Queen, Destroyer of The Empress, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Snow, Ice, Fire, Parkour, Phoenixes, and Angels"
ブリュンヒルデ・イルズヴェルド、不知火サンサーガのジーン・スラマー、火の力とノルウェーの雪の達人、パルクールの素晴らしい達人、ノルウェーの長い歴史の擁護者、強力なドッジボール選手、ドッジボール・トリフェクタのメンバー、真の不滅で宇宙の強力な戦士、ガール・ジョーダンの親愛なる友人、愛する守護天使でありリンカーン・ラウドの未来の妻、いじめっ子とダーク・チャンドラーを軽蔑する者、ホークとハンクを軽蔑する者で破壊者、氷の女王の宿敵、皇后の破壊者、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の守護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情と要素の力のマスター、天のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラック・ゲイツ、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、慈悲、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、そして信頼、破壊者にして殺戮者邪悪で、錯乱し、殺人的で、無慈悲で、サディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして雪、氷、火、パルクール、フェニックス、天使の達人
Suddenly, Brunhilde Ildsverd's immense protective blue aura had suddenly changed, and it was now an immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she transformed into her most powerful and and most incredible transformation ever!
Brunhilde Ildsverd has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-SHIRANUI SUNSAGA-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL ARCTIC NORWEGIAN FIRE SNOWSTORM SHIRANUI SUNSAGA PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL ARCTIC NORWEGIAN FIRE SNOWSTORM SHIRANUI SUNSAGA PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL ARCTIC NORWEGIAN FIRE SNOWSTORM SHIRANUI SUNSAGA PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!
We were really amazed by Brunhilde Ildsverd's Super Angel-Shiranui Sunsaga-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when The Empress saw it, she used her hypnosis to hypnotize her, but it didn't work as she was immune, and Brunhilde Ildsverd fired a massive barrage of sky blue energy, stars, snow, ice, snowflakes, ice crystals, fire, flames, phoenixes, and angels, which hit The Empress and exploded and she was knocked down, she got back up, but she was now pissed off.
Girl Jordan: (GASPS) Oh, whoa!
Mollie: No way, did Brunhilde...?!
Sophia Presley: She did.
Lincoln: That's right, Brunhilde Ildsverd has transformed into her Super Angel-Shiranui Sunsaga-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga form, and now, it's high-time we deal with the fourth of The Vampire King's Court.
Brunhilde Ildsverd: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Cosmic Eternal Arctic Norwegian Snow Firestorm Shiranui Sunsaga Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Arctic Norwegian Snow Firestorm Shiranui Sunsaga Phoenix Angel Love) (Norwegian Accent) She will pay for everything that she's done.
Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Eternal Friendship Almighty Cosmic Storm Greatsword of Universal Hope, Elemental Bravery, and Unbreakable Eternal Bonds from his wider and muscular back, and he transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Buffalo-Vampire-Werewolf-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Cosmic Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel of Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Justice and Divine Universal Elemental Cosmic Harmonious Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Mythological Hope, and he joined Brunhilde Ildsverd.
Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix Angel and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Friendship, Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Your rampage is over, Empress, now you're about to suffer the same fate as your buddies.
Brunhilde Ildsverd and Lincoln went after The Empress, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, sky blue energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, symbiote goo, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, and Mermaids at The Empress and they exploded with incredible power as they hit her.
Then, they attacked him with their massive greatswords leaving scars on her, and Lincoln left many more with his gold-plated claws and firing energy slashes from his claws and massive angelic and demonic greatswords at his side and he and Brunhilde Ildsverd also attacked her with some powerful punches, kicks, and karate chops, and they smashed her all over with their immense and extremely powerful superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts and this was driving The Empress even more madder with rage.
The Empress: (DEMONIC VOICE) YOU! YOU! I WILL KILL YOU ALL!
The Empress charged right at them with uncontrollable rage and wrath in her black heart, but Brunhilde Ildsverd fired a powerful sky blue energy blast at them which hit her hard and she got knocked down, and then, Lincoln got out a stake and stabbed her in her heart as she exploded into white dust, and then, Lincoln opened his mouth and devoured her soul gaining her hypnosis. Then, an energy card with The Empress' drained soul appeared in Lincoln's left hand, and Lincoln banished her to The Black Gates forever, we cheered wildly for what Brunhilde Ildsverd and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords and powered down and Brunhilde Ildsverd's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long blonde wolf tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, and massive sky blue angel wings are permanent.
Brunhilde Ildsverd: (Norwegian Accent) This is for all the lives of all those who fell victim to you and the other vampires nine centuries ago. Thanks for helping me destroy The Empress for good, Lincoln.
Lincoln: (Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Brunhilde.
Suddenly, Brunhilde Ildsverd wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Brunhilde Ildsverd's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Windigo, and Shiranui Sunsaga flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and snow falling down around them and flames raging behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Brunhilde Ildsverd sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and fire and snow and they came back to us as the display vanished.
Nico: Whoa, that was one awesome and fierce battle you guys fought.
Lincoln: You said it, and we took down the fourth of The Vampire King's Court: The Empress.
Marceline: And you also devoured her soul and gained her hypnosis. Which means the last one of the vampires that you guys have to get rid of is.
Lincoln: The Vampire King.
Me: No doubt he'll be a really tough challenge tomorrow, but we've dealt with powerful vampires like him in the past, so you'll be ready for him. So, Lincoln, who are we meeting tomorrow on your rescue?
Lincoln: I've got just the person we're meeting tomorrow: Misty Zephyr, Queen of The Wind Fairies.
Aprina Arabella: That's perfect, and you guys will love meeting her, Misty Zephyr is Lincoln's Guardian Angel and the Queen of The Wind Fairies of Zephyr Cove, an enchanted fairy village populated by The Wind Fairies. Misty Zephyr is a human sized fairy and she's a powerful and skilled fighter with incredible control over ice and possess many incredible powers over wind and magic. Lincoln met Misty Zephyr when he discovered a portal that led to Zephyr Cove in the secret garden he and his Guardian Angels know about, and he saved Misty from an attack caused by that very deranged fairy-obsessed killer Randall Williams. Crystal was very impressed by Lincoln's strength, bravery, intellect, and courage along with his skills in combat and magic, so much so that like the promise he made with Lily the Mermaid and with his entire harem, he promised that when he came of age, he will marry her.
Nico: Wow.
Lincoln: She's an incredible master of wind and magic, and anyone who tried to attack her would wind up getting blown away and carried off by the winds.
Nico: Wait. Is that the food from there?!
DC Enchantress: Well, we couldn't let good food go to waste.
Tar Pit: Especially the ice cream.
Piledriver: That's a good point.
Bulldozer: Either way, Horrorland is a forgotten memory.
Turtle: Now just one last thing.
Poromon: What's that?
Speed Demon: Put those spare socks in the wash!
Me: I agree!
Poromon: Okay okay!
Qin: Good.
Nico: Yep. Great job everyone.
Lizzy Morris: (To the viewers) Horrorland is gone for good.
Me: Yep.
We went back home, and back at Slappy's home, Slappy and his cohorts screamed in agonizing pain, as it caused the lethal curse that amplified the poisonous darkness that his Universe 666 counterpart inflicted them to go up even further, and their purple glowing veins were getting far worse, but as for Bob Roth and Alexander DuBrow, they were literally suffering from another bad curse he inflicted on them: they wound up getting a bad combination of a bad rash, poison ivy underwear, and pimples and boils always appearing on them, and they were scratching like crazy.
Slappy: Tell me you have control over that Mask Shop Owner!
Haunted Mask: He hasn't fought back ever since this started. So yeah. I have him under control.
Bob Roth: What exactly are you planning?
Haunted Mask: (smirks evilly) I'm actually reusing my previous plan.
UH OH!
TO BE CONTINUED!
Part 19 done
NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.
For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Titanum Titan, Megalon, Gabatt Kababacci, Wood Ninja, Tap Tap and Stoica as well as Nuju, Sam Manson, Sydney Kirlian, Shana the Flame Haze and Evangelyne and we're going into a cave to hunt for Fifi the Vampire Poodle and this is one nasty dog that is thirsty for blood. Sand Girl Jordan and Selia the Selkie are going to transform against it. Also we're going to battle Another Sneeky, Cat O' 9 Tails, Necky, Zinger, Gnawty, Boo Barrel, Toothberry, Megalon and Titanium Titan. Also we're going to meet a gene-slammer for Wind Man. Her name is Winona Wind.
For tomorrow, the matchup is for Melanie Adoncia, The Candy Master of Royal Woods, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy The Vampire King, the last member of his court in the Adventure Time miniseries "Stakes"
For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, we're heading to Innistrad in the world of Magic the Gathering, and we're going to destroy the evil Planeswalker, Sifa Grent. And we're going to meet Misty Zephyr, Queen of The Wind Fairies, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel and the Queen of The Wind Fairies of Zephyr Cove, an enchanted fairy village populated by The Wind Fairies. Misty Zephyr is a human sized fairy and she's a powerful and skilled fighter with incredible control over ice and possess many incredible powers over wind and magic. Lincoln met Misty Zephyr when he discovered a portal that led to Zephyr Cove in the secret garden he and his Guardian Angels know about, and he saved Misty from an attack caused by a very deranged fairy-obsessed killer named Randall Williams, who was a major league problem for all of the Elemental Fairy Lands for years. Misty was very impressed by Lincoln's strength, bravery, intellect, and courage along with his skills in combat and magic, so much so that like the promise he made with Lily the Mermaid and with his entire harem, he promised that when he came of age, he will marry her.
Next up is The Haunted Mask.
See you all next time.
